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Was my 28 what is it a break tally?
Well, so I have like 20, there's like five people that connects to Spotify account and
they work different APIs.
And anyway, sometimes it'll just fucking bug out.
So there's another Spotify bug out and then other times.
So I did a Windows update yesterday.
And every time you want to update it resets a audio device, it's the default and it breaks
sound monitoring at WS. You have to reset every device and reset your sound monitoring device
every time you do a Windows update. And it's just complete cancer.
So anyway, that's why. 49 Months Blasting Dudes Chair Bro.
Yeah, we got a please every day. Okay, we got multiple got okay. Okay, good
Okay, so there's a lot of it. We got we're gonna get into it. We're gonna get into a chat. We're gonna get into some reacts ASAP
We get into reacts ASAP
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You game is fucking ready
Ellen ring, what is Ellen ring? We should be moving so soon about Ellen ring
The live action movie Elton Ring is produced by an 824 and partnership with the bandy and
co and filmed in IMAX released in 2028.
Yo, that sounds sick.
The perfect popcorn bucket.
Fucking consumer Andes, dude.
Still searching up Elden Ring Movie Tower and I need to find this.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Funny gobslop.
No, no, I already got my Cubslist ready to go.
Alright, I got everything ready. I got everything ready.
I
It's funny because it was like the same thing, but then it was Cyberpunk yet. It's good. Uh, yeah
Dude, this guy what's a chud again? What's a chud chud chud?
Chud is a derogatory online slang Tim Houston sells some with extreme right-wing reactionary
or outdated political views often implying they are a loser or a troll
originally from a horror and 1980 floating film cherd
Mmm cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller cherd. Well, there you go
It was popularized by left-wing commentators to describe far-right individuals. So wait, is Andrew Tate a cherd?
Is that like a cherd so uh, so this is this type of guy, okay, all right, okay understood understood
So wait, I'm definitely not a judge. I'm a moderate. I'm a reasonable person.
You exist in a truly secret place, nobody but you.
I might fall on this side for one issue and on that side for the other issue.
Like on an individual basis, I will assess the situation and make a decision,
not because of what the people that I subscribe to say, but because of what I actually believe.
actually believe. Okay, based on my own research. Okay, what up?
Can enter your mind. When we say, right, I basically
return it, we mean the place where you whatever you are
exist. It's the totality of your inner world, the location of
your consciousness and memories, the tool set of your
intelligence. It's the place where all of your wants,
thoughts and emotions happen, where you think, learn, dream,
and imagine things, consciously and unconsciously.
Your mind is truly your own.
A universe only directly accessible and inhabited by you
and inaccessible to anyone else in the universe.
And your mind is-
Is anyone else actually real, Jet?
Are they just a figment of your imagination?
Yeah, how can you tell?
How can you tell?
It's probably unique to you.
Probably, because how would we know if two minds are the same?
Yep.
What do you see when you imagine an apple?
A detailed scenery, a crisp image with clear teeth.
Is the red I see of the same red you see?
Tells and color.
Is the apple hanging in a void?
Can you rotate it?
Yeah.
Is it a 2D shape?
Is it colorless or transparent or very vague?
Or don't you see anything at all, but feel what an apple feels like to you?
Maybe a weird mix.
Do you have an internal voice that narrates your life?
Do you have an inner monologue?
Is there silence inside your mind?
Do you only hear voices when you-
Like Jack, do you think reality's even real?
And what we see is just like a user interface on a computer
and it's actually entire,
the nature of reality is entirely different.
And just the way that we operate in the real world,
you know, in the world is just like a way
like you'd use a cursor to scroll on a computer.
And nothing there the nature of actual reality is entirely different and this is just how we perceive it
But how could you tell?
But think about it this whole lot life and every experience you having could just be a user interface
For something that's entirely different and you wouldn't even know
Which is fucking like it's stupid as hell when you think about it
You're like, ah, but they really think about it and it fucking makes sense and you thought it's some shit
It's some shit. You need to smoke some fucking weed
Hey, like, dude.
It's forever locked to us and by looking at them and their evolution. We may have done one like what?
Thing is like I like man. I wish I could just tell up what into like a cat
All right, or into an insect
Just see what it's like to be an insect, but then it's like well
No, you can't because to see what it's like to be them you have to destroy yourself
So you can never do it
You have to learn why you gotta simulate something close though, you know some like you know
All right, look down, you can see these killers and like their eyes are like this.
So this is what you, this is the visual, you know, stimuli you get.
You know what I'm saying?
Like imagine if you could just be a cat, bro.
Imagine if you just be like things you can't just be a cat because the
feline brain is completely different, entirely different structure, different
motivations, different, the way they receive anything.
It's entirely different.
Like think about little bugs.
What kind of experience are they having?
It's, it's, it's entirely different to what like their reality versus our reality
is entirely different because they just get totally different sensory inputs and
and then since the scale of the world is just entirely different resolution isn't it?
They're driven by DMT 100% of the time.
Minds are as stunning as they are today.
A pretty wild idea is that minds might have originally evolved to control your movements.
To create a gap between all of your sensory input and your motor output,
how you react to information by moving your body.
a tool to deal with the world.
When life emerged, it was without any minds, but just cells, able to eat, poop, and reproduce.
They already had to navigate a complex and dangerous world, and to process sensory input,
but they were extremely inflexible.
If a cell had the inner state, hungry, and sensed food, it automatically moved in that
direction, or it flapped around randomly until it ran into a meal by accident.
This worked well enough of billions of years and still does, but as life exploded and complexly
and became multicellular, cells began to dedicate themselves to processing information.
The first very simple minds emerged.
Little more than tiny gaps, virtual spaces in which sensory information could be processed
for a short moment before these early animals had to react.
Roundworms only have 302 neurons in total, yet they're already able to learn things
like this thing is bad and retain a memory that changes behavior for a few hours before
they forget it. Minds on this level most likely don't reason or think but use simple
rules that work well in their environments. Scientists still debate whether this counts
as mind or are still- Well, I want to be able to be a roundworm, Jen. Because you're just
I'm modernized
Well, you don't even know it yourself at that point do you?
Be chill one thing is you can't you can't you would ever destroy all sins itself and like you wouldn't you wouldn't do to have any
Complex thoughts you basically fully brain damage to the max
Yeah
Just pre-programmed automated reflexes
With more neurons animals can freeze before they act process and interpret information and make decisions for what's
the best option of that moment.
It wasps sentiment, bro.
Wasps to mosquitoes, bro.
Bro, Kate wasps.
I don't know how the fuck they're so territorial and they're like a tech.
You have you going to sit and think so that they can get.
I'm I'm anthropomorphizing how to fuck.
They probably don't actually get pissed off.
Wasps probably like intro that attack dad.
It's in the proximity of the base attack.
You know, it's right.
It's probably like this.
But yeah, I do mosquitoes.
How the fuck did they know so much?
Your brother's like with the brave, by the way.
Oh, how do mosquitoes know so much?
Bro, they know.
Okay, you turn on the light.
You look around.
You're like, what the fuck is this kind of.
Now you're listening to no noise, no noise, nothing.
You lie down in your bed, you turn off the light.
Okay, no noise, no noise.
You like kind of start getting a little bit sleepy.
He's trying to get him, but then he's fucking, the cut.
No, it's like, how can they know like, oh shit, I can't come out.
He's going to see me.
He's going to get me.
Well, I mean, I don't know.
Maybe this is good evolutionary things where it's like, OK, too much light.
Do not seek going to standby mode.
OK.
Light off start time at 10 minutes, like wait, 10 minutes.
OK, light off.
10 minutes can detect capidoxide going for target.
Like, I don't know what the fuck.
I don't know what the fuck.
Don't mosquito is a brain.
But like, it's this tiny little insect, but it knows how to evade.
It's got like advanced strategies for extracting your fucking blood, bro.
What is that?
Carbonara, it's it's crazy.
How it's I mean, mosquitoes change my mind.
Mosquitoes are like really intelligent for how their brain must be like the size
of a fucking not even not even a bit of rice, like one fifth of a bit of a rice,
Not even that. One-tenth of Bitterice.
And it can do all that shit.
How?
This is arguably where a true inner space-
Literally how?
begins to emerge.
And some insects may have something like it, like our buddy the bee.
With a brain smaller than a sesame seed, and about one million neurons,
a bee has a much larger mind gap.
And it's filled with information about the world.
It builds and remembers a huge mental map of flowers over square kilometers of terrain
Cross-referencing it with the position of the Sun to find its way
Bees can take shortcuts so they can't be simply following reflexes
But are actually navigating their internal maps in extreme cases when resources are scarce
Bees can move up to 10 kilometers from their highs that is a full-on
Perception of the world right like he is perceiving reality at a relatively deep level to understand this right?
It may be he's ignoring like everything that's not like flowers and shit, but still collect food
equivalent of going from Paris to Rome for groceries and
They teach the location of the food by dancing
Mines have emerged a few times in evolutionary history and evolved in different directions
So while we're telling this story by increasing complexity in reality
Mines are more like a weird mix of different experiments depending on what niches the animals film
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mind complexity probably increases dramatically as we add more neurons like the octopus that has
has about 500 million of them.
Only 40% of their neurons are in their central brain,
while each of their arms has their own
mini nerve centers that taste.
Process information locally at the same time
and act on their own.
Crazy.
The central brain does still coordinate them
for complex behavior like catching prey,
because imagine eight arms doing their own thing all the time.
But different arms are specialized in-
Bro, imagine your hand.
Oh, I got blood to my nose, one sec.
How do I get blood to my nose?
Oh, what's that?
I've got it on my nose.
Wait.
This is elevated beyond just subconscious shit, right, Jack?
this is like you just play a video game and you don't have to think about the
bunch of person this is like now
your hand is literally doing its own thing
like you just like kind of shell and your hands just like fucking
fully doing its own thing you gotta tell me what it was
i don't know
i don't know what i did i don't even know what i did to make that happen
my nose is split everyday for the last four days
is primarily for different tasks
like exploring or living
i'm being sick though so
And we know their arms can make decisions independently to some degree, and have some autonomy.
Oh shit.
Octopuses are very intelligent animals, able to do loads of complex things, so their minds
should be somewhat complex.
But how does their mind experience things?
Is it distributed over their whole body?
Doesn't octopus feel like multiple smaller minds interacting as one thing?
Like a cyclops.
If octopuses show how strange minds can be, birds show how sophisticated they can be.
come if it develops in a different direction. Some bird species with billions of neurons
probably have surprisingly sophisticated minds where they can go one step further. While
minds may have started as a gap to delay action, bird minds are able to simulate a map of reality,
including other players. Structjays are hoarders that catch and hide all sorts of food in different
places, from worms to nuts. Inside their minds, they keep track of time.
Why is this are their brains more efficient or something how come they can they be so small and be so smart like how can I
How can I go crow be a smart as a two-year-old with a brain like one-tenth the size?
What's that about
What's my I've got I'm not doing cocaine. I've never done cocaine in my life
my nose is super dry and cold and I've been sick so my nose is being like
Snoddy, and I don't know it's just been bleeding every day for four days straight now
My nose has been cauterized more times than I remember. That's how many times it's been
It's about a very vascular nose
And are aware that fresh food goes bad
So after a few days of last, nearly all the hiding places of dead worms and instead go for the nuts that are still good
They literally just had a bleeding on stream. You watch every frame of every second of the video
I was actually getting stuff out of my eyes
ice, as she hits me in my eyes. They had like a little sleep mask getting it down, then
I was out of bed.
Probably more impressive, I'm fucked. So after a few days of past, they'll ignore the hiding
places of dead worms, and instead go for the nuts that are still good. Probably more impressive,
they might be able to simulate the minds of other birds. If a scrub jay is hiding food
and notices another jay watching, they'll return later and re-hide their stash so it
It doesn't get stolen, which is a perfect transition to what makes the minds of humans so special.
While we're probably not the only animals that can simulate other minds inside our mind,
humans with our 86 billion neurons have taken it to extraordinary depths.
The internal universe.
What do they have? A five-bill? One of the bird have a five-bill, is it?
So we've got 86-bill.
When humans are born, they're cute but selfish blobs of meat, solely focused on their own meat.
But around 18 to 24 months, a baby becomes able to recognize itself in a mirror.
It realizes that something that seems to be other is actually itself, which is usually
a delightful experience for the human larvae.
But it's also the first step of a powerful realization.
You're not just an observer in the world, there are also others that can observe you.
You see and you're seen.
But if you're seen, well, then you can't just behave egoistically all the time because
you need the goodwill of others to stay alive.
We humans are not just simulating other minds in our minds.
We simulate minds, simulating minds.
We think about what others think.
We think about what they think about us thinking about what they think.
Some people cannot do, like, more than one step.
They're not even just like literally like they had their own mind, and then they just get a one-to-one direct copy of whatever
They think I'm like that's must be how everyone thinks I
Think I say that means you think this way that means what you're doing is stupid
Because that's how dumb I am
Legit legit
Oh my god, dude. Oh god. I won't go and so on
There are a lot of layers.
This awareness of the minds of others may be one of the origins of our moral conscience
and a huge reason why we're able to live in large societies with other humans we're
not related to.
And may have spawned one of our most charming obsessions, storytelling.
We don't just remember that an event happened, we imagine what the people that were part
of it were thinking, what we think they should have been thinking, what might have happened
if they'd acted and thought differently.
Combine our ability to create fictional universes to plan ahead, we've created countless fictional worlds with people that don't exist but that we deeply relate to, that are real to us.
Every movie, novel or comic is humans sharing their internal simulations with each other.
Whether you see a photorealistic apple in your mind or feel the concept of an apple, in the storytelling space, we're all able to come together and understand each other.
This is how we transcribe information about Morales and their values about what we think is good or bad
Well, do you know the motherfuckers who could perfectly imagine like they just remember exactly like they think like you say think of a castle and they
Imagining they don't just imagine the Bible castle. They like literally thinking of a exact castle and exactly what it looks like
And they could draw it out for you. That's so ridiculous
So, I mean it's
But it's kind of cool because then you can draw stuff really well and remember very specific things
But then it must be kind of limiting because then when you're trying to like be creative
Well, I mean now you get everyone you've just got an exact static. I mean, you know, but I mean it seems OP, bro
Dude, that's OP when you remember that's it. Well, what is this new globe you've got?
Glaming bro. Glaming
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Yo guys, Aussie man reviews Strayer vs America.
Bro, Strayer vs America, guys.
Okay, dick building status.
The dick is, um, half done maybe, you wanna say?
Welcome back, you big bloody beautiful bastards.
It's time for a critical analysis of Strayer vs Miracle.
When it comes to massiveness, you guys are definitely more massive up there.
You got massive bl-
They're like pitbulls dude.
They're like, okay, well they do the shit.
Reminds me of a pitbull cause it's all like, they can't walk, you know, they can't walk.
it just seems unpractical as hell. That's what a stupid car.
Massive bloody cars, massive flags, massive heart disease, and you do have massive wildlife.
Every year there's a fresh video about a Florida man battling something fair dinkum massive
out in the middle of Buttfuckin' Nowhere. So don't undersell yourselves on wildlife.
But yeah, no, no, no, no, yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah, although we also have massive cars
down under we mostly love outback fixer uppers these fellas are doing some
cheeky adjustments on a beast of a car they found in the bush before you know
it it'll be as good as new yeah look at that it's revved up it's flying this is
the real dead set Mad Max Fury Road this is of course the Murica Mad Max
Crikey get a look at that USA final boss aura he's a wholesome freedom lover
Every day of the week. He just needs a fuck around and find our bumper sticker. Oh, this is America
Of course you have a super here. That's fucking cool
Dude I've played a video game. I've let a video game with this was a little like bro
It was like a garbage truck and it would like get you out of cars
Well, car running it was it on a dream cast that game for a garbo
Speaking of your obsession with heroes, this is what our superheroes look like grandmas grandmas playing cricket
Well, smoke and a dart, she'll whack you for six,
and laugh in the face of lung cancer for a while, at least.
But yeah, oh yeah, with cars,
we don't like fancy luxury stuff.
We wanna be chilled and laid back with our transport.
All your wheels and stuff twisted up your butt.
You're shaking from bumper bars hanging off of them.
Well, I'm just waiting for my...
I read it, I read it.
It says weekly hyperbole about whether or not
Strayer and Murica should be allies.
Oh, I say we cut out all the noise we acknowledge why we're good together focus on what works
We have common interests be blunt be honest and boil a sexual wait a minute. There's a set. What is this game, bro?
What are they playing? What is this game, bro?
Huh?
Basics again. Okay, wildlife we do this with our shoes because our wildlife is scary as I record this very I do that
I do that. Yep, and I'm out of my life ain't even scary, bro
I just stood on enough fucking roaches to know that you don't want to stand on a broach in your shoe
Yo, there is no doubt a cheeky dodger. Look at that motherfucker. Holy shit. Oh
Look at that motherfucker. God damn
God damn yo, that's a big motherfucker. We get wolf spiders every day and not that big spider in the room with me
somewhere behind a door in a corner there's two or three in the computer
tower near me feet they are a part of daily life as long as we appease them
with a food offering every couple of hours then it's all good we leave them
alone they leave us alone we coexist same as the crocodiles every day at 1
22 p.m. it's the job of residents in the Northern Territory and Queensland to
appease the monsters give them a blood sacrifice in the form of a British or
or European tourist that got lost in the outback.
It's all good, kangaroos are all right.
Besides those times where they put your dog in a headlock
and you have to punch them,
they're mostly just curious and get in the way,
but we make sure that they don't go to waste.
I thought Strayer had Miracle beat when it comes to fishing.
Then I discovered how you catch catfish and it's amazing.
Not only do you put your whole arm under the water,
you mad bastards put your whole daughter under the water.
Look at that.
She surfaces with a fucking ripper family feed to lead credits American woman
My god, yo, there's a gigastase bro
That's a get behind. I feel like the average American chick is not doing that by the way
And she is there's definitely abnormal
That is definitely a bad way.
What we're overrated, definitely a form of attire.
We consider to be overrated down here.
Just tough it out, hard and up.
I reckon we've got your beat when it comes to mullets.
It's a national competition down here.
It's serious.
Our education system, it's not fancy but it's cheap.
We don't have lockers and homecoming, but we do learn important life skills.
I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing that we suck at panicking in emergencies.
that we put them in. We got them out of the trees. They are nearly bloody dead up there.
Yeah, yeah, I was going to check that. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so they're all worried about you. Yeah, nah.
So you're all right. Yeah, um, buddy. Yeah, so we're, um, there's something to do.
Family gatherings and barbecuing.
I
Yo
This guy's a man. I wonder how dirty that water is though
That's the issue is the black water right when it's all like oh going over an urban area. It's very good. You can get in fiction or something
Family gatherings and barbecuing and all of that dare I say you might have us on the back foot here
I mean never have I caught up with the rallies and decided to light some fireworks and pretty much almost blow up
the entire neighborhood. I've never never had that kind of party here.
So one I've never never had that so I went in it went into the oh my god the baby
What's a baby?
What the?
What is a baby there?
I'm a party hero!
W mom, W mom.
W mom.
You're gonna have to hope the other kids are running.
Are they that stupid?
I don't think they're that dumb.
I honestly don't think they're that dumb.
Like, yeah, they set it up in the back garden and it was pretty damn close.
But like...
That's hindsight andy shit.
There's not like that shit was right next to it or something.
It was like, one, two, three, four, five, six meters away.
I had us on the back foot again in the remarker.
Six meters.
Overall, I hope you legends have enjoyed this review of Strayer... why don't we panic?
Strayer vs. Murica.
As I said earlier, it's important to focus on the positives sometimes.
In a politically cynical world of constant negatives, he is on a curious, whopping bender.
I admire and respect your majestic eagles soaring through the sky, nailing it when it
comes to fishing yet again and oh no no no don't mind us for always thinking we're
too cool for school being underdogs in the world we act like we want to be
Aussie battlers going out of the line but we appreciate our mates yeah no no we do
we gotta have mates
I'm gonna open the door.
It's not me bro, that ain't me.
What are you talking about dancing me?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We're destroying that most precious and valuable asset that we have.
What?
The origin of life on earth is water.
And we gotta stop doing it.
Oh shit dude, oh fuck.
Oh, shit. This is how it ends.
Steps to five fresh water.
Yeah, but it's oh, shit.
Can you just take a shit in the water?
But that's it.
Ew, that's festering.
It's heartbreaking.
We have allowed a situation where,
due to human activity, we are having an incredible impact
on the natural environment that sustains us.
Well, it's so obviously a sick ecology.
Any lay person could look at it and go,
there's something wrong there, you know.
Let's go that right, yeah. Is that from a cattle instead?
A six-fold increase in the last 30 years of cattle as a use
to drive that dairy intensification and all that leaching and runoff of that nutrient
goes into these freshwater systems and kills them. I mean we're destroying that most precious
and valuable asset that we have. The origin of life on earth is water and here we are
treating it as a dumping ground for the byproduct of this industrial agricultural system.
We've got to stop doing it.
Isn't that lawmaker type shit?
Isn't this lawmaker shit?
Rivers and lakes for some Māori are, you know,
the very breath of Papatūanuku.
They, you know, some would describe the rivers and lakes
as veins and tributaries of veins of Papatūanuku.
We've always talked about the importance of water
as indigenous people, how our lakes and rivers are important,
not only for those, you know, mahi ngakai,
Nga Kai, those practices of our food system, but also to replenish us in a spiritual sense.
Many people talk about, you know, slightly different going to the sea to refresh,
you know, rivers and lakes do the same for Māori and for many cultures.
I can't no good one. Okay, I don't know, I don't think that's
documentary about like the signs behind it, my bad. I don't know, we're gonna be
Like an emotional piece. Okay guys, we're gonna skip that. Yeah guys. No, I'm sorry. They're just like relax
Relax, they're trying to get they're trying to pull on your heartstrings. I like that. I'm not looking for an emotional video
I'm looking for like a factual video like what you can do to ask you what we can do to fix it
We got one cops up video chat. We got this one here 18 year old neighbor dispute results in murder
Don't know is this might be the last day one of them is seen alive. What's going on today?
corner still there and they're claiming it's there.
What's going on guys?
I got with him again.
What's that?
That with him again.
Are you with him again?
What happened?
He came, approached us.
Whose lawnmower is that right there?
That's his lawnmower.
He brought it over there because he said that's his property.
Okay.
And then he got up in my face and said,
now I'm in your face what are you gonna do about it?
Dreadin' to kick my ass.
Okay.
So anyway, he come out there and he's he hates my son.
He's like they all as fuck.
Why are they spending their lives is their lives being bitter and angry.
Why don't they just have a beer together and get along?
You know, what are we?
What are we doing?
And so and so my son said, what are you talking about?
And he come over, he come over here and he cool this thing.
He got three crosses on him.
Right, right.
So he pulled that up out the ground
and my son took it away from me.
And then my son rushed down that brick
and hit him on the head with it.
Oh, shit.
So let's move here with this.
So I had to defend myself.
He hit me with a brick.
Did you pick up a stick?
I did.
Did you swing at him?
No.
Did you threaten him with a stick?
I told him to stay away from me.
And then what happened?
That's reasonable.
If you get hit with a brick third, that can kill you easily.
Like that's bros, brick?
Oh my God, that could kill you so easily.
Like, so using a stick to defend yourself,
I mean, like, yo, stay back, that's fine.
Then he kept on coming forward.
Especially when you're old, so if you don't know,
as you get older and older,
and your bone density goes down and down and down,
then your head becomes really weak
and it can just crack open super easy.
Okay, and I touched him with the stick and then he hit you. No, he hit me and then I touched him with the stick. Where did you get the brick from?
Is that what's right there? All right, hold on. Let me take a look. There's the brick. Who's hat is that? Who's hat is this?
he came over here. He was going to swing my mom too. He tried to hit my mom. So I had to defend my mom. She ate something in the house. That's what made me, I had to react quick. So he said he's going to get his gun.
Did you get knocked out at all when he got hit?
No.
Did he fall on the ground?
He got crashed? I agree.
So we're obviously trying to suggest that he does as a hospital.
Did you see it happen, ma'am?
I didn't see it, no.
Is this your husband?
Yes.
What's his name?
That's Barry.
They bring the DMMO in.
Was he sitting was he sitting on the tractor night is part of it and then where do you go when he said
Oh, my mom came and say you can't be parking your tractors. Oh, you know what this video is telling me dude like dog
When you are older, you need to make sure you have purpose in your life
You know I'm saying like you need it hobbies and shit and you need like it
You know part-time job or something. I mean something bro. Cuz holy fuck
that right there he said I do whatever I want to do you know what I'm saying well to me that looks
like it's on his property no it's not can we take a peek at the cameras can you show me the
cameras can you make it go back we got a camera on the garden dude that's crazy bro further than
I mean, yeah, I totally have cameras on my property guys. Yeah, for sure. I got really good security here, guys.
I have a tinker camera that turns off when my stream is off, bro.
Like it's literally there for streaming.
That's it.
I don't, it's not a security camera.
It's like it's when I'm not like that. Oh, it's literally just a camera that some easy uses. That's it
to look at cats
like
That's my security system. I mean, I'm pretty good if someone tried to gank me while streaming some easy
I'm sure like dude this guy your house WTF, you know, but uh, you know, I don't need to look at the people
He's just looking for cats
Uh
Sometimes what sometimes I forget to turn the streaming computer off that runs those cameras
And then then he can actually look at that camera when when the streams off actually
But yeah, that's if I forget to my streaming PC off
Oh
What a mess mr. Wilmington big man, he's an expert on this
What's he saying you
Why see on your property oh that's who geriatrics
because he she says it's her property and I showed them the line where I've
been cutting yes which is the property line okay I came out over here and he
and now he's he gets in my face he says now I'm in your face what are you gonna
to do about it. I pushed him away. Oh, let me give him a break. That's that's when he said that.
And that's when I walked over and I'm gonna get a break. I'm all gonna get a break. I mean,
they're like waddling around like what are we doing? And why are they doing this?
Why did they know I was like, better do with the time?
One of my crosses to protect myself from his break.
So he's coming back with the brick. Yep. She's trying to stop him.
Looks like he didn't want to jab a day. Yeah, that's where we got it.
I guess it's a little bit full. Oh, and then he takes the stick.
Oh, he did it again? Yeah, he did it again.
Sir, we need to take you down. You're on blood thinner, so it could get worse.
If you want to come along, let's walk out there.
Can you come over here a second?
If you're blotting as you bleed out.
Yeah, I'm just going to take a quick picture.
Just one second.
Just one second.
Hold your eye.
I mean.
Can you see your.
Jesus.
There you go.
Can you see your hands scraped up and on?
I don't think so.
It's just here.
Sir, is it okay if Captain Smallfield keeps
keep some hustle with this while we take you out there and run you down.
I'd like to stick going here.
One last straw here.
Okay.
You might need a stitch.
Make sure that you don't have any extra bleeding going in your head here with your life centers, okay?
The officer who was investigating Anthony,
the next door neighbor who threw the brick,
now enters the victim's house right when the other officers finish watching the surveillance footage.
Hello.
Are the officers in here?
Yes.
They're to the right.
Okay.
which is the property line. Yeah. That's where it gets. That's pretty damn good. He's writing
a statement for me right now. That's awesome. Oh, I know. I mean, because without that, no,
yeah, the problems we've had with these two. Right. Let me see what you got there, Anthony.
Okay, all right, do you reckon oh?
My god, I was saying why does he have a camera pointed his yard?
And these has been beefing crowd on living well
Do you think it jerking the old dude who got in the head with a break was deliberately trying to antagonize to then?
Bite this guy to attack so you can then record the guy attacking and then he can own them
Do you think he thought about that? Or is that too smart?
Ooooohhhhhh
We didn't get to see what he said
You got your pussy ass bitch
You can touch me boy
I dare you to go get your brick right now
I dare you to go get your brick
You couldn't take me out in a million years
Pussy?
You pussy little bitch
I can see him saying that right like and secretly like, yes.
I mean, the camera, yes, I am.
Yeah, hit me in the head with that brick, boy.
See what happens.
Hey, I'm going to get you with this stick right here.
OK, I'm going to stop you right there.
All right, because at this point, you got the right to remain silent.
Go and stand up, Anthony.
And put your hand on your back.
Anything on you? I should know about anything. Okay. You're under arrest for felonious assault.
What?
Felonious assault.
Yes.
The video.
What about here?
Okay. We watched the video. All right. Everything is on video from start to finish. And after
watching that video, it is very clear that your son is the primary aggressor in this
incident. All right. You want your mom to have this dollar because they'll just definitely
and then handle the different one.
All right, here you go.
Thelonious soap?
Yeah.
It's supposed to prove.
Thelonious seems it's like unterror of felony, right?
Which means it's like a serious soap.
So it's like a big dick of soap.
So I guess it means like you could have killed him
the soap, right?
I'm with him with it.
You're on the jail, you go in front of the judge.
You know good work through.
He's got cameras pointing to the whole incident
from start to finish and it's clear.
I do time for this
We're not the judge in the jury. We're just we're just merely I got a court tomorrow
Actually, I probably see a judge. Yeah, let's go here my truck
Yeah, when you hit somebody in the head with a brick Anthony
You're being charged with a felony, but you know, nothing
Why would you even had an old guy in the head with a brick Emma?
this guy's son this isn't like another old that he's a son of the old lady there until
you're found guilty of something I mean innocent until proven guilty you've heard that before
right yeah okay why don't you put your I can't put that one leg up in there first are you
serious throw that right leg up in there my life man I can't even beat it to find
another one. I can't do it man. I'm gonna open that one up and turn the air on.
Alright I'm gonna go get the burglars now.
I'm not even gonna breath.
Gonna take a break man. Alright let's go get these coughs off.
It's like it's about concrete all right come on we're going to go up the steps
over here all right go on in there and then to the left see right here all right
so I'm going to read your rights to you you have the right to remain silent you
can decide at any time to exercise those rights not answer any questions and make
any statement so what's going to happen here today is that you're you're currently
under arrest for felonies assault and the reason that you are the one that's
under arrest is that he had video and it captured the entire incident from start
to finish. He told me that the incident occurred where the brick was lying, which is on your
property in my interpretation. That is not where the incident occurred. Everything occurred
on his property. It shows you approaching him on his property, you going straight up
and getting in his face, and then it shows him pushing you off of him, alright, after
you're inches from his face, and you run over and grab the brick, he grabs the cross, and
that's when, you know, it shows you striking him in the head with that brick, knocking
him down where his hat was on his property. So that's why you're here. So what's going
to happen here? You'll be charged with flonies of salt. Anytime you throw a brick at somebody
that's pretty serious. He could have been seriously hurt. Luckily it looks like a cut
to his head. He's going down the hospital because it's still bleeding. You'll be charged
with flonies of salt. You'll be going out to the county today. Most likely you'll be
arraigned on that charge tomorrow. Regarding the facts that I stated to you, is there any
that you want to say about it.
I mean, regarding the incident, is there,
am I wrong in how I described what happened
after watching the video?
Four or five, good.
I mean, in looking at the video,
and I've said on audio or whatever,
but he did nothing wrong.
That lawnmower is parked on his property.
All right, I do have not told him right now. He's better if not talking. It's good. I don't if he's his brain didn't
He's not replying or he's liberally not talking but it's barely doesn't talk
Because if he talks and he could make him because there's tons of ways you can explain that happening
The events in the body cam footage took place in August of 2021 in Ravenna, Ohio
Later that same month the victim who was hit in the head with a brick
77 year old Damon later passed away at the hospital due to his head injury the suspect
Yo, yes, he killed him
The next 60 year old Anthony Wilmington was then indicted by the Portage County grand jury on the charges of felonious assault
A second-degree felony. I mean, this is basically what I want. Don't hit people in here with a brick
Like there you go. You ruin your life. It's a student. I mean, yeah
Murder an unclassified felony and tampering with evidence a third-degree felony
He initially appeared to court with an attorney and pleaded not guilty
However, he subsequently took a plea deal pleading guilty to felonious assault and tampering with evidence in exchange for the murder charge to be dismissed
Wilmington was then sentenced to nine to ten and a half years in prison later in 2022
Wilmington filed an appeal claiming that he received ineffective
This is like that the want dude make love not war bro
Like they could have just been friends and go along and said they fucking had a beef and then ended up in one person dead
of a nothing distance from his attorney that resulted in him pleading guilty and being sentenced to a lengthy prison term
However, his appeal was denied after do you think this guy's intent was to kill the old guy because I don't think it was
I think he's just angry as fuck and they decided I'm gonna get this brick and hit him in the head
They got I don't think he was trying to kill it
I just trying to kill him well
He would have just like keeping it with the brick after he was on the ground, right?
He would have hit him with a break, he would have fallen down and he would just hit him
again and again and again until he was dead.
I think it was a stupid mistake.
He spurred out and then his whole life was ruined and the other guys literally like lost
the last like 10 years of his life.
I mean, I was trying to reckon that I was like, I had like, I mean, technically is it
murder?
Like, have you killed someone and then 99.9, you know, and they're going to die when the
101 or something like if it's that you're killing like one year
You know
Wait, what are the someone who's gonna die tomorrow from natural age and then you kill them up that night
So is that murder like I don't know
So, it's definitely less.
It's definitely less.
If someone's got terminal cancer and then you kill them the day before they're going
to die.
By definition, yes.
Yeah, I don't know.
It was determined that his guilty case were knowingly, intelligently and voluntarily
made.
Wilmington is currently being held at the North Central Correctional Complex in Marion, Ohio,
where he will be released in 2030 to 2032, depending on his behavior.
Did you notice how fast he started talking because that tells you more than the assault itself when he's being interviewed
He volunteers information pretty much trying to shape the story before the officer can even ask questions
Well, someone rushes to control the narrative like that
It's usually because they already know the truth won't help them
I've had neighbor issues myself bad enough that I had to move and I can tell you that tension builds slow quiet until one day
It doesn't stay quiet anymore. Now in Ohio when someone calls the death, bro
I had name issues and you know what I did
Diplomacy bro diplomacy
diplomacy and just being nice okay all right diplomacy and being nice okay and
then and you know what happened do you remember we just get along now we just
wave at each other we're just mutuals we're just mutuals bro it's having a
good time. You know what I'm saying? What is this 2K you're on about dude? No. He hates
you. No. I know he was just now we're chilling. We're chilling. I get along with all the neighbors.
Okay, because I understand it's important to get along with the neighbors. You know,
and I'm waving at all my neighbors and saying good day. You know, patting their dogs. They're
patting my dogs. My kids are going to say, oh hello. You know, whatever they go, you
It's what it is with neighbors and I just know because it's stupid to be you want neighbors to be your friends, bro
You want your neighbors to be your friends while committing a violent felony like a felonious assault
That's where a situation like this can turn into a murder charge
Or was started as a property argument turned into a courtroom battle that he wasn't prepared for because once that victim dies
It's no longer about what you meant to do. It's about what you said. Yeah, listen to him talking about his career
And he can't be confined now one word about what he just did. Do you know what though? I sympathy for the dude
Like just like I have zero sympathy for the guys who try to kill someone but they fail to do it
Right so like they people who clearly it's they try push the guy in front of the train
Or they shoot the guy and they would they try and kill him
But let the person live somehow because it like misfires
But like no they intended to kill like fuck those guys the guys who fully intend to kill and they fail to kill
Fuck them. They should be tried as if they would a killer
Now the guys who weren't trying to kill and then it happens to kill someone
It's like well, they probably want to kill them
You shouldn't put them away from murder because it was that was not their intent. I
Think it's but I like I think intent is really important. I
Think it's I don't I'm not like it's outcome
I like you know, there's always the reality in the outcome
But like this obviously the intent because you can have like right intentions and then it can go badly
And it's like well actually here good intentions
He wasn't actually trying to do something bad but something bad did happen. Well, yeah, that should be penalized for that
But not as harsh as the son who deliberately did it and the guys were deliberately trying to do something and they failed
Do it cuz they're retarded
Fuck those guys lock them up because they were trying to do something real bad, but they just suck at it
So that's failed school shooters who like get stopped before they can kill anyone
Nah, fuck those guys
Fuck those guys
lock them up
lock them up bro lock them up
Oh my God, it's cold as hell in Surinbro and God.
I don't think the guy trying to, I don't think that neighbor was trying to kill the other
neighbor.
I think he was just mad as fuck.
And I think it's pretty crazy that he died because the guy seemed, I, but then he obviously
wasn't alright.
So yeah.
Uh, yeah.
Clown rockers popping off.
Is this clown?
Is this clown called?
What is this?
What is this? 30 minutes?
I don't know, it's cool gimmick go, but like I don't know, yeah I don't know what the
guys it's time to pop off
I
I can switch to cool to check as to if there's any crazy drama guys. Let's go. Which we actually quick have a quick check any crazy drama
Um
So the bobbin goes off on skater saying he's glad he got exposed I think this way
How do you convince all these women to sleep with him? He must have been nice because I think they're all fucking losers
I think he just openly was like oh, I'm gonna talk to these other girls these girls like oh big famous man
I'm a streamer too. I'm gonna talk to him too. I think they're all bitches all of them
I think the girl suck. I think he sucks. I think he's fake as fuck on stream and I'm glad he's exposed
It's great. I love that little cover the mouth giggle
But motherfuckers actually by being a player by his things cheating on his girlfriend the whole fucking time
That's crazy to me by the way to how long I've been dating like fucking years. I'm assuming
Years they date he streams what eight hours a day
Whatever the fuck it is and then you know factoring I guess an extra hour for getting ready to stream and turning it off
And whatever bullshit meetings he probably has that's nine hours gone of the day six hours left maybe less maybe five
Realistically before he has to go to bed and while he's spending the rest of the other five hours
Just fucking talk to other girls at discord kittens the whole time. That's it. That's insane to me
Dude true true true true true
through David's murder.
OK, the guy was charged with murder.
So I didn't get it.
So why I don't get it.
So there's a murderer.
But why is everyone?
Do people know David?
Who's David in the Twitch stream in this?
Did he have a Twitch stream?
Is it a kid?
Oh, we're next in the room.
Wait, this is.
Oh, shit.
It's Nick.
Did Nick cheat?
No, I think he did.
He didn't just get divorced or whatever from his girlfriend.
wife thing
uh...
all of the color moji bro scale emoji
to get out
that's crazy
nah
uh... wait what's up with this david guy
david david day four vd
David
Excuse me responded dude excuse me responded
Suck I think
I think he spaked his buck on stream and i'm glad he's okay. Okay true. Okay true
Yeah, by half about about three quarters exposed. It's great. I love that little cover the mouth giggle
But mother fuckers actually now show your logs and show the recording
it on on those Friday nights in the VR chat when you are when you're wearing
that that's furytale and you're on your knees and hands and you've got the leg
tracker air-split thing while you're getting pumped
yo I'm just saying the same if we deals get released I mean from back
comparison then this is this is some mild shit like being a player by my
I think she what the fuck?
That's a joke, right?
Wait, what that's a joke, right?
What
The D for expansion embargo has been lifted review D for Lord of hatred
Wait, what is this? This is just like a spoiler of everything and I get it. What is this?
After 2024's vessel of hatred expansion left me dangling off a narrative cliff like a happy fuck this
I don't want to side you anything guys
I'll just watch I'll play the game when it comes out dude
Okay, what's this David the Wayne Pokemon League elections against impression farming?
I bet no, no. Directly involved. Okay, but I bet, I bet no, no, no. I'm saving this shit.
I'm saving this shit. I don't know any videos. Actually, let me just get shot at this shit, bro.
Well, I don't get it. What's it? Were they in music videos with the guy who murdered things?
Wait, they were in? Hope Rainbeth's paying you enough, buddy.
Hope Rainbeth's paying you enough, buddy. I know exactly how much they're paying you too, buddy.
Hey, they offered ween
When you update bread to wait he was chilling in the same room as the murderer guy
Like the Peterfall murderer guy
He was in the same room
Bro oh
What the fuck look?
Yo, he's like he's next to him
They stream together I
I must admit that's kind of crazy, right? Like, all right. Obviously, do I think this random streaming guy like killed some woman and put her in a trunk or something? No
but like that's kind of crazy that
The person you were chilling with turned out to be a fuck. I mean not many people are murderous
He did wait. Oh, what? Oh, he helped him. He did that. What do you mean? He did. What did he do?
What do you mean what this stream ago? No chat are you retarded? I'm talking about this guy
I'm talking about this guy you're saying this guy helped me I'm you said a wrong I'm not saying
that this guy helped the actual murderer put some woman in a trunk or something are you just like
No chat listen to what I said listen to the listen to the sentence
This is a song bro. Wait, it's a song
It's a song good
D4 did
Wait
I don't know what's going on.
Hey, Pokemon is in the video with the guy who was a fucking murderer.
Pedophile.
That's pretty unlucky.
That's pretty unlucky.
What is this?
Dude, what the fuck?
I mean, it's a small world, right?
And I guess you interact with enough people and eventually one of them is a pedophile
or a murderer, right?
But I mean that's pretty damn unlucky. I mean that's one of the things where okay
Like what are you gonna do? Oh, poke means bad because she was in a video where the guy was a murderer
Like well, did she know that he was a murderer? Did she help him do a murder?
Like no and no like okay unless she did well then that's crazy
And of course that there's evidence for that better be crazy, but I don't believe that's the case
He's literally a murderer. I don't think so. I don't think so. Why are you guys out? No one?
Dude, where's my- I need to- dude, one of the PLE guys needs to be a fucking murderer or something, you know?
Like, I- like, that's the- you know, you guys need to be like, you got- you got- they got your man's.
One of the PLE guys, you know, someone that I've interacted with at IRL.
like it's easy runs out there just like serial killing or something you know
like it's easy big Z's just like actually you know 23 like it's just the
number of people he's killed
you know lecari I don't know Ted I don't know lecari I don't know lecari
like I've never met him I've played with them for about 10 minutes and other
things but I played with like a million people and only things for way longer
Yeah, they didn't they didn't like the Lucario is not like I just I don't all the carry and I've seen the carry clips
It's crazy that people are there, but I'm waiting for that
I'm waiting for that moment right like when one of the guys that you know friends with this like a murderer or something
You know, I guess it's just a
Yes, yes, he scored
Yes
Yes
that was a good shot too to WW you won your bet watch this this is not an easy shot
Oh, one touch, one touch.
Six, six, a second, a second, a second.
Okay, all right.
I think we go, I think we're caught up.
I think we caught up at this point.
Yep.
But yes, I'm going to put up here.
Yeah.
Yep.
Oh, four.
Godrun here, then search out a real Godrun.
What?
Were they turning the eyes?
Wait, was it turning to-
FUCK IT!
Why did it turn to ice?
What are you gonna- he's got frost walker boot in chat, I didn't even know there was
a thing.
Oh my- that's funny.
Uh.
Oh, excuse me, Reacts is sitting in his old roommate addressing a controversial old clip.
Uh, that was a little guy watching an L1.
Going around what is this?
But that Bonnie persons guys we saw I seen Bonnie's clips
We seen that that one extended cut and then she was fucking
obnoxious
She was fucking obnoxious she was awful
I
Wait, what do you mean old clips? What do you mean old clips? Well, I know what old clips you guys are talking about
Well, I've not seen any of these things you're talking about
I'm talking about the one which he was just in just doing IRL stream and she was just like bullying these two old people
She was just literally just bullying two old people when I was like didn't make any sense
And I just want to make it very, very clear so that there's absolutely no misinformation
or confusion.
But do you know what's crazy?
It shows how insanely gullible I am in terms of like, dude, if you present to me someone
who looks nice and then they act nice, I just assume they are nice.
Everything I'd seen about this person was like, oh, that person seems really lovely.
Like legit, I
Just it was halo effect, bro. It was halo effect. I
Legit thought like everything I've seen of this person was like I just seem like little bits
Like she was like an s-fan club and then in the fan club and I just seen around like oh this person just seemed to really
This is a really nice like lady who's just you know, John is popping up here
I'd say I sing it man. She seems really and then all of a sudden there was this extended three and a half minute
She's just adding like a total bitch to these old people
I thought it was a joke at first.
I thought they knew each other, but nah, it was just like, nah, this is just raw dog.
Just dog shit behavior, insane, unhinged behavior.
Um, and, uh, yeah, I was like, wow, it shows you like, I mean, don't, I didn't, I
hadn't seen any extended.
I'd only seen just clips of this person for seconds at a time, just over the
period of a few months, like just like, I don't know, maybe five, six clips.
And just over the five, six clips, I thought, Oh wow, this person seems really
nice and yeah it just shows it just goes to show like don't get baited yet by a
few clips you need to see the extended cut
that's crazy
and you can see the verified dates what's she talking about
I'm pretty much...
I'm gonna restrain it.
What?
And yes.
But, but...
YO!
Basically, like, he was actually 16.
Probably was 17 when he married me.
He was a virgin, and I took him to a virginity.
But like, at the timeline, I told him,
he was like, okay, I don't have casual sex,
but this is like my only time to, like,
trust sex with somebody younger than me,
do the cougar thing,
and never see it again and no one ever know about it.
Just for like the experience.
Guess I did small.
And so I did it.
And then like right when you left the next day,
I was still on the train for two days
and the second day I met Mouse
and I met outside some mouse.
So I was like, okay, I'm too much of this.
Okay, now explain how this,
that debunk, explain how this debunked it.
What?
I thought I was like, okay.
What's he talking about?
You debunk it, debunk it.
No, he's my nutty bonk.
Where's the debunk?
I'm too much of a squat.
Like, I just felt like a squat.
I don't know, perfect, very funny.
But yeah, he was like some cute little 16-year-old and...
Okay, it doesn't matter how many times we say it,
but I'll say it again.
I mean, reverse the rules.
I mean, reverse the rules.
Wait, reverse the rules?
Wait, I'm confused.
Okay, okay, okay, wait.
Say I'm 16 and I get the haves.
Wait, so I'm getting the...
Wait, I'm so I'm six.
Wait, so, okay, wait.
So, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, not reverse rolls.
I'm a dude.
And a conventionally attractive 18 year old jigs like yo.
Do you want to smash?
And I'm 16 and she's 18.
I mean dude, yo at the end of the day,
like I'm the dude, right?
I'm the dude in this situation.
I'm not taking advantage of somebody.
I'm the dude.
I'm hitting, I'm hitting.
Okay, I'm just saying, I'm 16 year old me, I'm hitting.
Okay, this is what it is.
Okay, I'm hitting.
Now, reverse the rules.
That's unethical.
We're fucking relaxed.
They were, that, but that's, that's different.
That's different.
That's the rules.
And let's see, let's see all the guys
and all the other, that got crucified.
That got fucking thrown out the window
and, and, and everybody dog-pattern them.
For, oh yeah.
Eight, 18, 17.
Holy shit.
Yes, yes.
I, I, I personally, I, I-
Dog, dog.
Bro, my school.
people would come after they finish work.
Okay, they'd be working at like some minimum wage job
and they'd be smoking outside the school
and they're like 1920, 21.
They're picking up like the sluttiest possible
15 year olds from our high school.
And this was nobody thought it was weird.
Everyone was like, oh yeah, those are the sluts.
They go with the guy, the smoking degenerate guys
with the minimum wage jobs, that's just, that's what they do.
It's, that's literally what, what, what,
everyone was like, you just walk past them every day.
They'd be like, you'd see them like,
patching as they get into their cat,
they'd be like, like this like fucking 15 year old girl,
like this fucking guy in this fucking, you know,
McDonald's uniform.
And they'd be like, patching, I don't know what I'm saying.
And this was normal as fuck, bro.
Now it was always dudes with chicks, though.
If a guy was getting with it,
if a young, if a 16 year old was getting with it,
18 year old girl, bro, at my school,
you'd run like, holy shit, yo, you the man.
You would be getting mad kudos.
You'd be like the fucking goat.
You'd be the goat, okay?
Holy shit, you'd be revered as a lord amongst men, okay? Let me tell you
What I think gg my problem is the double standards that people do
If it's a guy, it's a predator. It's it's cancel this evil motherfucker
Fuck him, but this is somehow a big debunk. He's oh yo 18
What's he talking about
It's the big debunk.
What's even mean by that?
It's like debunk something is to prove this like something that someone's presenting is
true to disprove it, right?
Am I missing the standing what he's saying?
What does he mean by debunk?
What does that mean to him?
Like debunk it.
You have to watch the stream to get it.
I don't understand what he's saying.
18, 18, 18, whatever, then it's fine.
Brother, no, nobody gives a fuck about the laws.
Now reverse the rules.
Nobody ever said anything about legality.
Like the people on the internet will usually conduct
themselves around morality, right?
And sometimes they'll add some legality
to back up their morality, which is fair enough for them.
But in this instance, how does legality play any role?
I'm confused who here thinks that like a 16 year old dude is not going to hit like a conventionally attractive 18 year old
Like when I'm gonna hit by head. I mean have sex with
Who thinks that's like like I feel like they everyone need unanimously agrees that you would do that
Like and honestly, I don't think anyone even thinks that like dude if there's a guy dating a check
There's like a year below them or two years below them as go. No one thinks that's weird
It's do you know what it's when it's when you got like a fuck it
Do you know what it's like the description? I'm saying I thought I must admit
I thought it was like it was normalized, but I thought it was a bit weird like the guys who were like 21
smoking
Picking up like a fifth those guys were like fucking well. I just thought of them as losers
I didn't think anyone was getting abused. I thought man that guy's a fucking loser
That guy's a loser, bro
Like he has to get with these like spanky ass 15 year old like hoe chicks at the blowjob chicks
He's having to get with that. He's having like he's a grown-ass adult
That's what I used to think I thought yeah
But like the people are getting you know like that the people who are just you know if you just look at a year or two
You you're both similar age. No one really fucking cares, bro. No, I don't care. I don't think it's a big deal
I think it's I think it's totally normal. I think I think you know 18 year old 16 year old is totally fine
I'll be honest doesn't it really doesn't bother me at all. I
Think in general that I personally find it to be weird
the way that the way that I see the world is if you were let's say um if you
want to say 18 and oh yeah you you're you're in school with somebody for a
long time it's like some of high school sweetheart yeah sure but if you need
somebody random later on my ex ex use the L and it's and it's off the bracket
it's all the bracket depends on me up the bracket I'm done understand his
Terminologies
Not the bracket was off the brackets the bracket outside of the standard age range
Is that what he's saying?
What I operate in a way, it's black and white
Boom what is he saying it's wrong or right? He's saying he doesn't care, right? I'm thinking that's what he's saying
I'm thinking he doesn't care which I feel like most people shouldn't care. I feel like yeah, I feel like
Like, dude, he's saying it's wrong.
He's saying it's wrong.
I mean, yeah, I don't have to tell you, man.
I just, I disagree.
I just, I disagree.
I feel like at a physiological level, like, bro, that number one thing, one of the best
things I could have done would have been get with a conventionally attractive female
check.
Uh, you know, that's like, dude, holy shit, I would have, I would have, dude, let me tell
Yeah, that would have been like a top number one thing
You see me in at the end 15 you have to break everything to say yep
No, I I agree. You don't need to I think it's that's totally fine
I think he also excuses it's totally fine right my treatment. It's like he was contradicting himself as he was saying it
He's just saying okay
The issue is real life isn't black and white. It's just great. Like it's just like there's a lot of great
Because you can have like reasonable
Relationships that have larger age brackets, but actually it makes sense and then you can have ones that are like you could have closer age
Brackets, but it's actually totally fucked up because there's a mad pattern and everything going on and like there's a lot of greatness
going on there
25 and 15 25 and 15 is not normal that is cooked
That is cooked. I don't see a situation where that's normal
Why I draw the line at like
If you're under 18 at the under 18, I'm gonna say like two to three years diff
Max
So I'm gonna go two to three
2 to 3 so like you're 18 you get with a guy 16 year old and it's fine
And if you go at the 15 year old, I think you're pretty fucking weird, but it's like I'm not gonna be like you're pedophile
No, no, no
So I think 2 to 3 very and then as you older it becomes far less like once once 2 you'll over the age of 25
I don't think there is an age bracket. That's like, yes, I'm not gonna be geriatric and you could be like 25
but I mean they're both fully mature mentally so
There's not like they're gonna have some sort of abuse shit happen to them where they're
Like you should just in control your own decisions at that point, right?
So you six year old 41 year old. I think it's fine
Dude, I remember bro
There was a girl at my intermediate school that would just suck anyone's dick and
Like that was her thing she just sucks everyone is it dick and
And she would have been 11
Okay, now I didn't do that I didn't do that, but she sucked at least 22 sticks
She would have sucked at least now they're all like 12 years old 11 years old
But like that's like yeah, I mean she was just suck she would just go to the everything was like go go
That's you know, the little brag about it, bro
I'm gonna like that foot and then those are types of checks who are getting with like that McDonald's guys
Those are the guys who are getting with like those those checks are what that they they ever knew like all that person sucked like 20 dicks
I'm ironically not a like no cap
Those are checks who were like they were like 15 getting like 21 year olds now. Do you know what I don't know if those people were like
I'm not I think back. Maybe they weren't really bad situations at home. I don't know what was going on
I
Have no idea. I don't know how you get like that at that age. I remember like my mate
Jeremy
He hit puberty before me and my mate because we had like this little trio was like me Jeremy and Jared
Then my boys, bro. Yeah, we had like the little trio. We were up to shenanigans
He hit puberty before Jared and me and we were like still calling girls having cooties
And we'd be like, we'd like throw shit at girls and like, you know, we would do some shit anyway. We caught Jeremy
Pashing Sarah buying a dumpster
Intermediate and he would have been like 11 and she would have been like 11 and then we were like what?
What the fuck are you doing? We were just bullying her two hours ago
go. And it was and that was when the trio started to break up when he yeah.
Passing is like passionately hooking up.
Like it's like that it's like a French kiss.
And then he said hanging out with Sarah.
And then we started to like we said to drift apart and we didn't like do
it to draw Dragon Ball Z stuff and like fucking like get up to
shenanigans as much and he was out there, you know, spending time with a
skill friend. It was like, and the trio was destroyed ever since then.
She ruined it. She fucking ruined it. And that's when, like, literally, he
would have been, like, easily my, well, he'd be on power, Zach.
That's my best friend to like, I believe in you anymore.
And then he went to a different school. We'd like completely lost contact.
And I saw him, like, like 10 years later, I'm like, Holy shit.
So you Jeremy, dude, what's up, man? It's like, Oh, hey.
fucking cerebrum and that just shows you like right like woman you know holy
fuck the power of the dick brain the power of the dick brain you know I'm
saying the dick brain and I didn't I could not understand I could not
understand why like like it was like he betrayed us like why did he like we
would just like what I am I come to us as a motor like dude he wasn't bullying
Sierra like we would we would like to on a coup didn't launch it at a he was
actually like doing it as like a fiction thing and it all came it all
came it came to make sense okay my girl yeah I know dude
It was some sort of intermediate point yet courting
I'd rather fuck my girl than listen to you yank about Dragon Ball Z2
No, we would okay, dude, you don't understand
Dragon Ball Z was cool dude when you were like 11. All right, bitch Dragon Ball Z was fucking cool when you're 11
fuck you it still is cool now when you're 11 it was doubly cool
he he I mean I can't listen to DTS well up I'm gonna keep it post I'm gonna get
55 months I'm gonna get back relax relax what was that are you copy
Do we work at that age bro at that age we were like drawing Dragon Balls these
stuff in our books and playing Yu-Gi-Oh and Beyblades okay like do you understand
me like this is the type of this is the mentally we were at but we were
collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards and we had Beyblades. Okay. See you at dogs. Not everyone like Yu-Gi-Oh.
Everyone like Yu-Gi-Oh. Legit. Like no, I don't know anyone who didn't like Yu-Gi-Oh. Even I remember
this one dude got my Yuya cards out of my desk he was like he was like this one
degenerate guy I think he's got like a beating up by his dad or some shit he
was like I don't know did whatever anyway he got my Yuya cards and I was like
what the fuck it's it's cool it ended no it could cover you guys and open it up
and then the guy was outside the class and he had my you guys and he's like
Quentin look
He did and he got a hammer you okay, dude and just ripped it
And I my mate was a six foot Ginga
Like I'm talking he's 11 years old six foot Ginga ADHD
Like veins started fucking pouring out of his fucking
I'm just veins popped out and he just like he like spurred out when I say spurred out
But I'm talking a giga spurred out, bro.
And they started running at this guy.
And this dude started running.
Anyway, my mates like,
Athletic is fucking play basketball and shit.
It's gonna be braindead.
Tackled under the ground
and just started fucking punching him in the head.
Just like bang, bang, bang.
I'm like, holy shit.
And we had to pull my ginghamite off this dude
who ripped my giga cats.
We had to pull him out.
And the guy was like, just bloody.
Just bloody.
And they got him in the phone with giga cats again.
But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Real story, bro. Real story.
What's that, Ginga?
It's a person with orange hair.
It's a person with orange hair.
And Ginga.
I am like, dude, let me tell you that shit.
That shit was crazy, bro.
It's still as long as it was.
Oh, it's not.
You're saying Ginga. No, Ginga.
No, Ginga.
You don't know about Ginga.
Is that a New Zealand term?
Not ginger, ginga.
In New Zealand, they're called gingas.
Or you got ginger minge.
Or ging.
Yeah, whatever.
That's ginga.
Ginga is a...
GING GINGA
Is he spell like that? Say it was that
GING GAK
Not a GANGA
This is a New Zealand term
Look, New Zealand slang GINGA
GINGA comes, uh, what's it called? GINGA
It's the person with the right ear
Go into ginger or Ranga, dude, I remember Rangas as well. Yeah, Rangas. That's what he's doing. Yeah
Rangas
There's a bunch of dads you're gonna one of my best mates growing up was like turbo like fluorescent
orange here
Like I'm talking like it was like as king as you could get maximum game
So like he would call me the LB or like albino because I had like transparent white hair and he had fucking red hair
Bro, so you know we we both had like a you know extreme hair looks
So then like it was a fucking it was like it was like a little squad bro. Yeah, I'll be the LB and even the Ginger
Not a fake story not a fake story
No, I'm bro legitimately there was a there was a documentary
I remember there was this documentary on after the news. There was about albinos and I remember the next day at school. I
Had all you're asking me like I get wait
How are you out in the summer that like glasses on and all the stuff we can't we like they thought I was legitimate the albino
They thought I was legit. I'm not albino. I'm just like really fucking white and my hair's white
I don't know because my hair would bleach in the sun, but now I don't go in the sun. So it doesn't bleach
Anyway guys, I need to lock in, I need to lock in, I need to lock in, let's lock in guys.
I need to get a little oil real quick.
Let's get a little oil.
T16, T16, T16.
That's T15.
Orange, orange, red.
Yeah.
How do you was down? I've got a total of
that many of us four out of ten of us
0 out of 7, 0 to 6, 2 to 8, 4 out of 2, yo, what's up gamers?
Annoyed rings?
Already have, already have.
I did a little bit of gaming last night.
I cannot do this yet.
Let me see.
Why are we doing Bloodmaps?
Cause I've got like the shittiest anointing the game on.
Now I need some oils.
My blood is pumped!
My blood and pump is in need!
What's going on LilGup?
Are you on your period with that tampon in the nose?
You've got Uber to stall. More KlugeSkat videos next?
Let's see what this tower can really do!
Quinn believer, Quinn believer, Quinn believer, Quinn believer.
See what other things we get.
Fat lol.
It's raunching watch the decision pattern here cuz this didn't start as some sort of take down this started as officer is doing what they're supposed
What are you gonna say bro you trying to say that he's a robot
Zero out of seven you can say the robot bro
I said he's an NPC.
Don Girona Boba.
Let's talk to him, bro.
Congratulations, Quiney my boy.
You are really glowing and it looks like you are popping off.
Not talking about your Po-Run-OFC, that is sad.
In talking about your pregnancy, you can hide the belly but those milky titties are truly
popping.
Pop one for the boys.
I'm not popping a tittie for the boys.
Hey, Sarah, call me back when you get this.
Call me back, please, Sarah.
Ah!
Sarah, please, see, call me back.
I'm trying to do some pashing.
I want to pass, Sarah.
Call me, hey, hey, call me, please, Sarah.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Freaking.
Ah!
I think I just got my frame from me, bro.
All it was is that, you know,
when you moved into stages of life,
I quit! Reform Cheddar here!
That's from a two-week ban for a meme.
I understand that means are not allowed in this stream.
Please accept my humble apologies.
I now understand God Gaming is serious business.
You are the peak of God Gaming.
Your builds are unrivaled.
All Ubers are already dead.
They just don't know it yet.
Hardcore Terraria defeated.
Each one of your characters could have easily killed all the bosses.
VTW, where do I send my severed pinky that you required for unbanned?
You're going power!
It's put out in you my salium!
New roots!
Pussy in my ass, pussy in my ass, pussy in my ass, pussy in my ass, pussy in my ass.
What the fuck stop him?
It's put out in my salient.
Hello?
Two Glacial Towers and a Freestyle.
Um, I want my plan is more than one.
That's my plan. More than one.
Now, I don't know.
I certainly am not going to rush it and just get myself killed.
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
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Dude, he's real, he's real.
Dude, what the hell, we were boys.
He was like, he's the guy going in a runescape.
He's the guy going in a runescape.
He was the guy I made the account with, IL owned LI.
And he was like the runescape guy who had unlimited internet.
And he actually got members and I didn't have members.
He's real, bro.
a real guy guys a goat bro guys a goat I'm gonna beat the shit out of that dude
bro so good I mean to be fair that guy was a freak got a technique tools and
I'm doing an arm for son of any pride
you don't fuck around bro you don't fuck around
That's not an aunt with so many cried bro straight up. I
Had another make dude you guys aren't gonna believe this
I had an Irish make called or his name was or like a fucking war on a boat
Okay, and he was a judo guy and
Some dude trying to fuck with that group and he did like a judo flipping the guy on the concrete the guy was just like
He couldn't breathe this cool. He winded out the wires. I remember like holy shit or as a fucking beast
or the fucking beast the real story bro real story he was an iris well I'm
just an exchange you know what the fuck it was it's not like I go to war bro he
He's a fucking man, anyway.
Fake story.
Dude, he had a sister, and his sister was hot as fuck.
Um, yeah, no, I don't really, yeah, I don't really remember much.
Yeah, no, I'm chat.
What was a real guy?
What do you, why don't you say every single experience that I've had in my life is like, not real?
Why would I, how would I?
You know I used to play Beyblade when I was a kid, yeah mate, nice fake story bro.
Um like, yeah like I had a friend from Ireland that, yeah okay dude, yeah alright, that nice
fake story.
Literally like you guys, you know what I'm saying, most people in New Zealand have like
immigrants from UK right?
Like every country that comes to my house is some type of British person.
The guy who built this country is a British.
This country at 1.5 is built by a British guy.
Wow, rebuilt and upgraded by a British guy.
Okay, I've got a little watch.
Why is this here?
New Zealand Uber.
Eats meals really do have strange names.
Shaper, Cortex.
What kind of meal names are those?
you order the maven one that one sounds delicious or is the child safety lock
combination of maven and much for you get one of those chur bros oh wait what
of those wait what were those maps wait that well maps yo just wanted to start
this message off saying that this build is unique bespoke ethical and could not
been done by anyone else except the god gamer himself my question is why in the
living fuck is the Sora generation moved to 50,000 channel points when it's
discontinued in five days wouldn't we want to have a great send off of some
good men's before they're gone from Sora for good would be poggers to put it back
to 25 thousand for the last week send off sure bro damage most tower damage we
got saying tower damage spawn faster
I just make them little bozo bro just wanted to say I really commend you
Forgetting through cop slopping under Tars. That's a new high for yet your bro
Churbro, Vigandono for sure, but still better than cop slop
Are gonna make it easy as possible right?
Let's try this more damage to have to reduce cost 36 lucky wait do I want to roll this with some mods?
now we'll show you that
let's fucking go new D4 launch, oh this is a D4 launch trailer we gotta do, we gotta
default trailer announcement guys what is this
He's a demon.
The main one burns because of him.
You're in danger.
What is this place?
Skorvos is where Lilith's an enormous, creative mankind.
I am your reckoning.
If it's hell you want, I'll grant the meeting.
This guilt went 42 months to follow in this bojo 69 and 42 months to kill you
Good luck with the uber's little bro. Back to Hobbit and we go.
I cannot stop his schemes alone.
No, you need me.
She's returned.
I will make the feast all pay for this.
We both will, my friends. We both will.
What the hell is that fucking story?
Did it get into that little girl?
What happened to the little- did she-
Oh, she exploded into a demon dog or something.
What happened?
I don't remember the fucking shit story, dude. I forgot it.
I cannot do this yet.
Dude, that was crazy.
That was crazy, bruh.
That was fucking nutty, bruv.
Wasn't it, bruv?
Okay, wait.
So we do two here that way the numbing can ever get through this door, all right.
Do a little ice here, then we do one fire, and we call that a day, what did this one
here?
U-A-H-H-H-Chet. I did so many Beyblades at Fat Camp.
I can prove it, I know the tagline. It goes um, Beyblade, Beyblade let it fit.
Chet, give me your mind you tear I need to unchange my shirt. I did not shit myself.
Okay, wait.
That one's cooked.
This is to catch lakes.
To catch lakes.
Still like a little fucking thing here
Have we looking chat looking pretty damn good if you ask me
Looking pretty damn clean, baby
I'm making this look easy chat you average player tries these blood unless they fail check they fail
I do not fail. I win only
What a Sammy boys oh shit
Some damage on this bitch.
When in doubt, build more media towers, chat.
When in doubt, build more media towers.
Holy shit, these things do damage me, bro.
What the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?
Out of the way, there's damage.
who the fuck is this guy screeee his name is scree the infected
enough scree bro
okay that place is totally chill this place doesn't have to get so much stuff cooking
down here. Get some like, get some fucking ice up in this bitch. I guess I need to make
CC over here.
So these guys kill me, Jett.
I'm pretty much the perfect Blight character, because like this character here can kinda...
Blight kills you by like a trillion little hits, all in quick succession, right?
That's what kills you in Blight.
well guess what I survive against trillion little hits in quick succession
screamy and fake that he's back
So I didn't I did no way than I did.
Hey godgamer, glad to see you enjoying this.
In keepers I played the same build just on gladiator on normal train.
Pretty good build and it was easy to kill all the ubers.
So it shouldn't be a problem for the godgamer.
You played the same build, yeah, she's literally never been invented by the world, okay, alright, dude, I'll go.
Alright, alright, nice bait dude, low quality bait.
No chip bait, no chip bait.
Dude, I have so many fucking towers here.
There's no way anything makes it through there, bro. Holy shit.
Well, get away from her, pump!
Get away from her, pump! That's my pump!
Oh, is this- wait, can they- didn't they dead bosses in this fucking thing?
Don't tell me they can dead bosses.
Wait, can Blight- didn't they dead bosses?
They can't, right?
There's no way.
Dude, I do not trust this shit at all.
who knows I do not wait bro I'm gonna have Kang in the middle dude I'm not I'm scared
to go now that he sings this guy's just tanking that fucking good and gone in
holy shit there's like 10,000 towns lying the aniginem
when I knew to P.O.E. and was just wondering is gauntlet an easier version of
the game yeah or how were people able to start fresh characters on gauntlet and
kill all the Ubers in for days and you've been trying ten hours a day for forty days.
If you watch, if you watch the thoughts, watch how fast they kill some of the bosses. They
were able to kill Uber bosses fast enough to kill them, no more versions of their bosses.
Difficulty is relative to based on what build you're playing, 100%. Without a doubt. So
That's one of these things where, uh, yes, scornlet is effectively an easy version of the base game because of the fact that you play the most powerful builds in the game.
Uh, and that was, ZZRAM quote unquote, this is the easiest scornlet we've ever done.
Quote unquote ZZRAM.
Easy, but they called it easy gauntlet.
So what do you call it? Easy gauntlet.
Which makes sense, you know, the one I just want to keep people interested, you know, they got to keep the noobs, you know, the non-ethical players, they got to keep them interested in the game.
I need it in hearts chat
I need it in hearts
Yo
Dude, I need it in hearts. I need it now
Okay, can I walk in on this guy? I'm walking in. I'm d-dicking ass
Fuck you spore plume
Okay, I'm using my damage for second chat.
Tank this bitch.
Holy shit, he's tanking it.
Oh my god, he's splitting them all bosses, no way.
Literally how's this guy in the game?
Bro, he is surrounded by maximum tier upgraded media towers.
He splits again!
And that splits into splits!
And that splits into splits with splits into splits!
What the fuck?
Insane, bro.
Insane.
I didn't get any good ol' from this.
What the fuck was the point of this map, bro?
Dude, I got like less loot than the other map.
Um, yeah, I don't have to tell you.
Guys, I get the Simitetus.
Get out of here, guys.
What, like guys, low tier, low quality bait Andes.
Low quality bait Andes.
Get out of here with your low quality bait.
No one cares.
Nobody cares.
You giving a naked bull shit that one out?
A three annoying amulet.
Oh from the light ravage maps
Get out of here, bro
Hey
We don't we got a lot of we get okay, what's like hey guys guys like fuck off
Like guys people are trying to you're trying to actively going out of your way to try fine stuff
That's like low quality tier low quality baits
Like just suck my dick bro suck my dick state stay mad stay mad guys
Stay mad. That's all I can tell you but you know don't stay mad go outside and touch grass
Go outside and touch grass actually don't stay mad go outside
touch grass
That's grass
You go you like it's like what are you doing you want to get goal is to just sit here and just type in like low tier bait
You're fat
You're bad at me again. What do we like what are we doing?
Oh yeah, in the middle, in the middle.
Let's get a nice, crowd control base with a nice damage base.
So we're getting a nice easy base here and then we get a nice damage base around that.
I
Think CC is king because CC it stops everything
And then once you've got them completely at a standstill that at that point you just get some damage
Tell me no one's sick. I actually am almost of my sickness
I'm gonna have to get a nosebleed today and I'm still cocking up green stuff out of my throat, but my sickness is...
Alright, it's got a main lead. You're gonna swallow it?
I still got shit on my nose and shit on my throat, but it's like almost gone.
It's like 20% of what it used to be.
It's like 20%.
Which is nice you know it's nice let's just get damaged in this bitch now it's just like
stack damage we're just gonna damage max stop praying for posture they did
chat that's that's fucking sick in the head okay we got guys from the back
Yeah, we got something in the back.
What the fuck are you?
it back after to receive a bunch of buffs. If I need a streamer to show me the most
met...
I don't understand. Like...
I was trying to say that I was fake sick now. Like I was just not sick. I was not
being sick the entire time and it was all pretend.
Why would I be fake sick?
Bro, go outside and touch grass.
Touch grass.
You mentally ill individuals.
The blood is trying to spread.
Legit.
I go outside every day and touch grass every day.
Unless it's a League launch, then I don't.
But that's a Rage, that's a Rage, but that's a League launch for me.
And I'll temporarily stop touching grass.
I touch the grass of your mom every night he he.
Doesn't count bro, doesn't count.
I mean I don't know the day bro that's crazy that's unhinged
okay we looking good don't we looking good man these guys are basically you know they
didn't they didn't let's just stand back I'm not there's no point if it ain't broken don't
touch it
they ain't getting through
the time is going down
i would like to go up
but i don't want to die
touch this grass
uh... like everyday so i would need to logically think i'm just gonna think
how this would go down so everyday i just wake up and i'm like okay i need to
perfectly act that I'm sick every day from the moment I start a stream to the
moment in the stream I'm gonna pretend that I'm sick and we're just gonna
pretend cough and I'm gonna pretend like I'm gonna make up fake and once like
obviously role play that my nose is bleeding and I'll just and you know
what I'll just constantly be this pretend that my elbows cold and my
fucking shoulders cook okay how would I be there bro I got a minute three
Three sequences in a memory game, how could I perfectly maintain character for hours on
end?
Literally, like, think about how that would be insane, I'd have to be the best actor,
knowing the man.
You touch grass every day, how out of touch are you bro, are you overcompensating for
something, huh?
It's gone
You're ill bro, you're ill
I need a fight I wasn't gonna see the guy died that in your original message
We can give him a bandit many mods know who type that message take him out boys take him out
Can you antagonize this we'll be dealt with
On uber day bro do not try and ruin the same to be a boob a day
Look at those oil so look at those oils. There's got to be a tank here. Come on
Pro seriously
Bro, seriously, there's that many oils
There's that many oils and we didn't have one good oil
No
Dead ass
Dead ass, bro
At least in walls here
Well, I need oil for my fucking anoint. I don't even know what I'm going to anoint, by the way.
That's funny.
I just want to have the oil so I can anoint.
You're still trying this oil on your loop filter. You've got an oil. You know you've got oils in your loop filter.
Hey, you're playing a chess seven. You've got oils in your loop, Elton.
You have oils in your loop, Elton.
Didn't make 20 don't die the DD. Yo, what the fuck it says didn't make no get out of there, bro
I don't want to die. I didn't they did let's not die
Guys I can't just filter out all like the low value oils and only put the high value oils because guess what I need the low
value oils because half the annoying thing in the game you usually love all the oils.
That's how it works.
T-Punk, this.
What's this full damage?
What am I going to do with a full damage no CC?
Is that a good or a bad idea?
I've got it there.
I don't want to waste that good spot, let's see if we can get a better spawn around that.
Double get through, mmmmm, will they though?
Okay, so there we go, look.
It's a nice CC spot right, it's a tight CC spot.
How you doing Blight, is there a new boss?
I'm doing blight because I have combat stamina anointed chat. I have this this is my annoying chat a
Clear burden black five percent life node
That's what I killed all four it was with by the way
I just don't have any gold oils or no, I don't have silver oils. I believe I need to be out
What am I gonna annoying chat and this is gonna be this?
Now chat I'd have to be
The best actor ever to pull off being this sick, I mean don't get it twisted. I am a great actor
mods mods find that guy and ban his ass antagonizes shall we dealt with I will
not tolerate bitch ass Dunning Kruger's on uber day boys more ubers today get your
poke champs ready today
uber day bro get out here bro uber day
it's like the haters they the haters say you never they say you never succeed
you never succeed you never succeed you never succeed and then you start
Exceeding and then they'll start now they switch and it's hate that they said they're trying to flip the switch
There's like hey, let me just change the script now to oh, yeah
You're only succeeding because X because why cuz it's like to
I don't want to hear your dog shit opinion
Get out of here, bro. I'm trying to lock in I'm trying to
Do the best that I can
I'm trying to succeed. The new breed of like
Meanwhile, they're like
They're all practicing, by the way.
Oh my god, he's so like, how did he do it?
It's because they practiced.
It's like, bro.
The same people who complain about this,
like, me preparing for a new boss,
are the guys who are fanboying some other thing,
and then they're criticizing me doing it.
Like, why does he just go in and kill himself?
Why do you want no practicing, just go on?
guys have you seen like have you seen what happens when I go into trauma okay me having
zero preparation walking into trauma would be me walking in and instantly dying that's
what that's that's what would happen yes and then you like haha you're so shit you're
So shit in the game when the other guys all practice
Like that
That's I it irritates me beyond the it's so irritating so irritating how they can do that, but I mean, it's locked in five
Let's take the tick of my oh
I can't. I can't. I cannot. I cannot do it.
Boom.
I'm just getting oil to annoy, then we're going to annoy my shit and then from there we're going to figure out what I'm going to do.
yes I don't know what I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do let me think yeah um I can
go for uber uber elder I kind of want to do a bit of elder while I've got this
purity of ice in my boots so I kind of want to go for the uber elder kind of
sooner rather than later
Spec out of attack block.
We've got Maven.
Spec out of attack block.
Ah, what are those spell bosses out there?
Does Cyrus have any attack block?
Does Cyrus have any, does Cyrus have any attacks?
Well, I'm waking up.
Check out attack block.
What else?
Who didn't else?
Who else is going to attack block?
What's trade?
I don't even know trade.
Does trade have attacks?
Does trade have attacks?
does draven's axe?
is it all spells?
put question marks there
I just thought about that when I was trying to sleep and I was like I need to remember
that tomorrow.
I need to remember.
Never forget.
Do you know what's crazy, I feel like I'm getting more gold oil doing maps versus doing
a lot of maps.
Am I crazy?
How come like you get a bit of oil from actually just not.
It's like a blighter map is a logbook, but the logbook is worse than the base map.
Why would the elevated content that's purely designed for blight not be better?
Am I crazy?
Is it just for the unique rewards I have?
Black wall.
Oh my lantern, come on bro.
Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.
Juice map of the nights.
to the nights. Oh what the fuck bitch. Nah. It's just cause you get black rewards. Want
to see map? Oh my god. Holy. Come on bro. We gotta get all this in enough, right? Shooly.
Surely surely yeah, we got big nope this one over here
Hey
Is the boats
It's the bus that I needed for my chuck why build well
I didn't need them, but like they were a viable option, which I don't you know, I tend out that didn't
Yeah, I saw you there, buddy.
And I didn't need him.
Dude, are we going back?
Shockwave, baby?
Are we busting out the shockwave?
Did I die?
Oh.
Greeting.
Wait, can they not be anointed? Can they not be anointed?
I thought they could be anointed. I mean, I didn't see the arrows so sick.
This item can be anointed by Cassia. Oh, there it is, dude. Oh my god
Wait, my tabs are so bricked by the amount of the quartabs I've got. I did it better way of sorting them, dude
Like, should I put my quartabs in like a thing called quartabs?
but no way I really filled it up with everything we've really filled it up I
cannot believe that I've filled up this many quad tabs this is insane dead
major assortments oh my god dude look at the amount of quad tabs I got just
stuff well it's kind of clean actually at all yeah we have reason to zone give me
the good oil give me the good oil
Um, what the F is on there with the AI, how do I remove that?
with AI? Then it can just tell it's AI slot bro. It just knows. It just knows.
No, the tassanator!
Can't it look like a nice little chokehold right here, H.A.T.?
Why is it like a tight little chokehold?
Play the lead.
It's falling down just the wheel
That's who making a lot of arguments just to can say and then just like they're like deep diving
Searching, scaring, anything. Anything. Like, I'm so desperate to try and validate that I'm not like...
I've been calling Ben and Xeratem for so long that now he's succeeding.
I need to try anything and everything to try and validate whatever he does,
because it's ruining my perception of reality, dude. Wait, wait, wait.
NOOO!
How could I succeed?
It's because I succeed in whatever I try to achieve.
The reality is, that if I want to kill oogus,
I can libs him into whatever the f*** I want.
That's a reality, homie.
Reality chick.
Oh, shit-chi-chi-chi-chip behind us.
The blight is trying to sprang 66 punk I'm glad you popping of this lead quink one quink two quink three
Oh, I'll be honest yet. I'm the real I'm a real I
Walked into trauma multiple times now, and I've tried multiple times like I'm so okay
Let's just like try to mechanics. I've know it. Did you my character just evaporate said nothing? It seems like
It looks it looks really really really bad
Like almost like I need to fully reset my entire character on that first fight. Like that's how bad trauma looks
Which I will do by the way
Like I look like if I walk him blind to that loneliness fight I'd easily want to have it right but as a joke boss
Yeah, I walk the blind and the trauma
My cat would just instantly fall over dead and I would have no idea what even happened to me
And I walked into that fight multiple times now, and I still I don't even know what's killing me
It's like there's nothing on the screen. There's nothing near me and my character just dies in half a second
It's like
Okay, I guess I'm dead now because the existing
It's cool, I guess
And practice it was good print by this it was back some reason yep
I do think about it, someone who is mechanically a lot better as well, who technically needs
to practice a way less.
It's unhinged bro, it's unhinged, it's unhinged.
Now this ends games where you can't play Blondly, again like Valorant, it's the mechanics
are not so difficult that you can't
you can approach it in a completely blind fashion
and you can actually succeed
that's because by nature the gameplay is actually just a lot easier, right?
compared to, um, some of these fucking
the way that these ubers are tuned
uh, it's what I think, you can
like, terraria early game, you can do it
now you get to the late game, it's like, okay, if you didn't
you know, if you tried to do impressive day
impressive light, like during the daytime, whatever
like you just, it's literally just four sides of the side of your character.
You're just not doing it without practice.
You're just, you're gonna die at least 20 times before you can eventually succeed.
This is the type of thing that like we're doing like, guys,
X-Hack is like that.
Um, the stronger seems to be like that.
Maven is, oh my God, I'm, the Maven is so gonna be so cool.
Well, maybe with the high damage and I do a fully optimized damage,
but maybe it's not gonna be that bad.
I think the perception, I think Ubers, if you're playing a ranged character, are entirely
different to you playing as a character as well. Like there's like a whole you're actually
playing a different video.
Hi Quinn, it's Jeremy. Been a while, M8. Wanted to fill you in on how life's been going.
Me and Sarah are still happily married. We've got eight kids and they're all happy and healthy
with totally normal calves. We've settled in Chevyut, moved after my non-profit failed.
I was training possums to act as possum ambassadors and travel the North Island, spreading the
word to other possums that killing birds is bad.
But all of our ambassadors were brutally murdered.
We still don't know how.
Okay, dude.
We're wrecking all possums, check.
All possums, all ferrets, all stoats, all weasels are getting murdered.
tell there is literally no eradication jet you eradication thing come on man
what the fuck I swear to God I'm better off speaking to blood and they're just
doing normal maps okay what am I doing wrong here
did it's gonna unpause so when you go through certain far away from your
to house they pause. Come on man. Okay, we got it. I am anointing lucky rewards bro.
I am anointing that. These are anointed with lucky chests. I am using red oils on it. And
I am using red oils and some cheap oils that will make it like dice it. As you beat the
map though.
Oh my god.
When you leave the Charm Arena, the beam's getting visible, bug. You have to do a one-polar fight.
Really?
Am I doing the boss right now?
Yeah, well totally. We're about to do a boss now. I mean, why actually will be doing boss some TM?
Okay, let's do this
Still not a blight of rubbish map
36 lucky chests cheap
And then I'm going to town and I wish I was to town damage
And we'll fucking
Here are some rhyme I learned in high school, which I live by.
It's a man's obligation to stick his bone oration in a woman's separation.
This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Perita 69 type shit.
All ones that are as nice temp chains. Okay, we'll go with that blue. We'll go blue.
Who is ignite temp chains there's fine to me
I'll even get a little fragment every that fragment
It's got a chisel it's got it's blue
30s look like you chests
Blue bite the fuck
Okay, guys, this is the blind ravage map, okay?
I'm not planning on dying at the very end of the game.
Guys, I'm literally on my up and killing quest right now.
I'm not going to die to a fucking blind map because you guys want me to do like fucking
red blind maps and some ships and not happening.
I guess we're gonna start this
The blight is trying to spread
Dude, give me better, give me better towers, you little bitch.
The fuck am I supposed to do here with this?
The fuck am I supposed to do here with this?
Oh my god, that hits nothing.
It literally hits nothing.
it's branching exile
NO! OH MY GOD!
let's see what this tower can really do
I might as well fail legit, I might as well fail, I might as well fail here
put out you my thalium
Ugh, meal roasts!
Like a legit fail.
Dude, what are you gonna do for me ever? Come on.
Divine power!
okay it's good it's good looks good looks good this is gonna send me a minion down
just fuck it
it's put out you my salium you roots and now you're gonna be get through it
now that's out of the bra so the DG news I don't know what to do with this
I'm just gonna fucking do an upgrade and then a little bit more damage fucking kind of do more damage
Now we're looking over here boys how we're looking over here. So we can kind of suss. Let's get some extra damage up in this bitch
Okay, can we see okay, that's honestly roots
Do you think me having like a mono damage set up is bad
Do you think I should try and mix that more? Or do you think it's smart because I have like double media tower enchants?
I'm trying to spread
So is that could diversify the towers a little bit more?
Oh, huh, what? Oh my god, I could fail. Oh my god, I could fail
who laked okay we're just gonna stand next to the middle and just to pay myself
dude what the fuck is this ignoring me I'm running through dude
who the fuck got through man
okay what's another good damage to that like
I guess lightning or something but nah that's stupid as hell bro
see you guys in a minute brother
yeah
Nice.
Fire.
See them get through that, see them get through that, motherfucker.
You think Minion Tiles good, Minion Tiles no, great.
I use Minion Tiles just for like the occasional one leak.
So like I'll just put it, it's good for like targeting guys or leaking, right?
I mean, dude, I have a thing that says your meteor tower is burning ground three seconds.
Like another one says meteor tower is probably just on meteor.
So it's like I have double damage on meteors plus burning ground.
And obviously, um, the burning ground bypasses the fire damage immunity.
So it like means they're going to take any type of like any type of monster.
And the highest damage down in the game, right?
So.
Holy shit, who the fuck is this?
Grasp?
Grasp.
I don't know, I said old.
I don't know, this mob type has killed me several times.
I hate that mob type.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
What do you say, obviously?
Oh, I mean, people know that, right?
I feel like people know this.
Well, I mean, it's just very good, yeah.
Yes, Mediatower burning ground debuff is super good
because it bypasses the immunity to fly damage.
So it means you can basically just,
like, you can exclusively use Mediatowers
and easily win, like, for damage output, right?
Now, you still need ice towers and you still need rock towers
to, like, just stun monsters to make them sit still.
But, you know, I think it does make sense to have a little bit of diversity, like a little bit of lightning and a little bit of, uh...
I mean, basically just a little bit of lightning damage and a little bit of minion damage.
I don't know what to do. The frost tower damage seems bad.
Whaaat? I got a double anointed item?
Yo, what is tradely like? Can you actually buy double anointed items?
Can you just buy like I wanted an amulet with these anoints you should click it and you
should get it or is it rare as fuck?
Oh my god I got another double anointed item what the hell?
Oh wait it's a weird blight anoint.
Fungalgrounds instead of consqueragrands.
27 months with the god gamer, thanks for all the months of entertainment, much love, chat
Chat looking cute as always, people cute.
Good beginning base, I guess.
I cannot carry this.
Yo, Trevor, Trevor, Curtis, Trevor.
Trevor.
I cannot do this.
Dude, no oil rewards! What?!
I cannot! Okay, this is a waste of my time I feel like almost. What the fuck am I doing?
Legit, I thought I was just gonna shit out infinite oils, but it seems like that's not the case.
Well, what I'm saying is that I could just get blight oils faster by doing just normal
with the blight specked outlasts and I'm thinking that blighted maps are only
for the blighted rewards so for example the boots and blah I don't know the
boots but you have the boots oh there's a badge of the brotherhood oh no wait
what else do they drop here there's a couple blighted arms right
Have a swap oils I
Feel like I could just loot a self-oil though
Do anything I'll loot a cell phone like the dicks one or something wait and wait where the fuck the prismatic was coming from bro
Because I got a prismatic oil I could even anoint that prismatic shit I can anoint tenacity or whatever the fuck it is
I'm using crimson oils. I mean you think I've been using a crimson a couple of two crimson's one orange
I feel like I might just fail if I do this. I right with two
Don't you guys too much to
all teal
Platter ones is for one pasta 150 second shorter
Oh, wow, that's pretty insane. I will failed it. I have to do this for like make it cheaper than I succeed
And I'm gonna do that for lucky oils
It's a little some ashy fragrance. I've been I've been doing that
I had brand that other one blighted of ravage with lucky as well. I mean, I don't have to tell you
I know we've got one more I know we get a settle on a shitty anoint I guess well
I was singing for uber elder chat do you think I should do a recovery anoint
where am I even does it's my comic open right now by the way I'm gonna check
log out log out check works good
I
Thrill feast if they're all face could be super strong for me guys
I want to see what my car does I import
Not puppetry dollar extreme
And then wait what do we get here?
200 E.S. Lich Rape.
What are we going to have about that, Jack?
200 E.S. Lich Rape.
You just get that? I could anoint that.
Well, the thing is, that's going to be very good versus Uba Elda,
because Uba Elda has a lot of DJing.
It's gonna be very good versus... let's just start.
Alright, we are. Okay, what the fuck is this?
The fuck is this?
It's put out in my thalium! Ugh, new roots!
By Mr. 85 it could roll your blight maps with easy mods so you get better oils.
Yeah, I was doing I did that with the black rubbish map, but I didn't do that with these ones
You know, this looks trivial this map looks like it's gonna be a complete joke
Because they're all like stuck in these small rooms. I mean how the fuck can I possibly lose this?
I am three months into the Ooks league and I've only killed four bosses.
I've actually made three ubiquitous.
I've actually made three ubiquitous.
ethical as fuck
man for that one acrobat of the killer for a man he would have thought about
so hard for us so sad
that's so sad
that's so sad
No, I didn't say no way he's coming this way bro.
It's kind of confusing because it's hard to tell where the fuck everything is coming from.
I'll be worried
They're the only time guys come this way. Yeah, this is this is this is sus
These guys are sus. Okay, let's just get like some fucking minions here
We'll do the mob because it's walking in there's walking in
What the fuck is happening the blight is trying to spread
I'm about diversity there, Chad.
Okay, we just...
Oh my god, bro, oh my god.
What is happening with fucking screener and everything?
Legit.
More towers
Okay, I think we got I think we got 20 seconds
Shit is hot bro shit is hot
UI plus like this is the visual clutter like what is happening in my video game right now, bro?
So then we're going to see any Cassie at cosplays at XL concert, that's the question.
Some fanboy Cassie at crossovers.
There she was, there she was, part of XR, you know like League of Legends, like there's
like a 40% of the players or something, got 30% of the players at least, checks, and they
also pay professionals to do cosplays.
There she was with the PDA, she has 98% of the people playing the game, like dudes.
Well, no, that's not the issue, that's the best thing about it, dude.
and you get more dude cosplayers which is way better.
Okay, come on bitch ass, give me what I want!
Boom! Where is it, dude? What? Come on now, now, now, now. Bruh. Bruh.
How about this one now what
is it again nothing again nothing again nothing am I giving up chat we just give it up in
It's not gonna get annoying. I mean, that's the most beta
Pussy shit I ever said let's give up and not get a good annoying for my business lot
120 fucking five divine amulet like let's not get a good inch out for my hundred twenty five divine amulet guys
Said no one ever let's use a fucking two chaos annoying on a hundred twenty two. I think about it
Yeah, I divide my amulet is a hundred twenty five devines
And I'm gonna I'm gonna what use a one chaos anoint
On my 125 divine amy, there's no way use a blight hot scarab
So what now
The blight of
Amulet is 2C, calm down. Okay, my amulet is literally 24 by the way. Okay, wait for it, wait, wait, wait, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. Not, it's 24, okay? Yeah? But wait, it's on HC Mirage.
What's that? It's a S.S.F.
100... My bad, Chad. I'm being too conservative. My bad. I'm being too conservative.
133 Devines. Amulet.
133 Devine Amulet.
There's literally only two on the league, Chad. There is only two on the league. Think about that.
Okay, and I have a fucking two KS annoying on it bro like and like so it's pathetic
That's pathetic. It's honestly it's I put it on as like a temporary thing like oh
Let's just stop mapping with it right now, and I was like I'll fix it later
And then I'm killed for ubers with a fucking to see annoying
All right, let's let's go full try out. I almost fell with I have to use double that we get it
That's okay. We're gonna we're gonna do
We're gonna roll them as well, so we'll do the rarity thing and then we'll do also do a roll
Wait you think I should elk them to 25% value it's not worth it is it
of
the
most of the way chance to shop
I
Go pass it this is as fast as I can go man. What the hell do you want me bro? I'm trying to out his man shit
Extract the oils and the amulets didn't they I thought they deleted that didn't they delete that shit from the game
It's literally deleted the oil extract there was an old that's an old meme from back in the day
What do you do that chat? What do you use this one for? There's one right next to the
town. It's like, okay.
You just do a damage one. I think you could just wait and look for a bit of setup. And
I could just delay for as long as possible to try and get something good.
Oh there we go, there we go, that's good, that's good.
Oh this is nice.
Was it nice.
Okay so wait.
We choke hold him here.
Alright, so choke hold.
Enter a damage.
Alright, what do we gig a choke hold?
This is gig a choke hold.
The single damage.
Let's quad choke hold. I'm chug-maxing. Let's see anything move here bro, ever. I'm chug-maxing.
I mean there is literally nothing, how's it only coming from this one way?
I should just, I should save money.
We save money now, right?
Okay, so now we get cooked.
That place is done.
Okay, we just go one, there's one way that comes this way.
I
This is done. There's little there's legit nothing if I got here, so I should have done the lining tab. That's dumb
So it would have been a really nice acing tower actually
Think about it. I can tell it's shocked as well. We're right
I think this is going to be a minion tab, honestly, just a little minion scan to get
nice.
Cozy gd gameplay.
Um, yeah, I mean it's cozy, it's gaming, there's an item that I want to drop from this
zone, I'm motivated to get it.
I mean, I'm enjoying I'm enjoying the game play bro myself
Let's put the lighting tower rise the guys are muted lightning dude, that's so genius
Okay, see you guys are muted lightning. Well, guess what after the lighting town excellent GG noob
I'm using confusion on them
I'm using confusion
What?
Wait, Uba Joly Extreme is level 99.
What?
What?
What? Wait, Uber, Joel, Extreme is level 99. What? What?
Wait, is that why my guy said like you are the first player to enter the strand?
Is that a part of the skit to a tendency I?
Was so confused it was like you are the first one into the strand it keeps saying I'm like why does it keep doing that?
What is this bug? I thought the game was bugged
So maybe getting exp my fucking shit did what the hell
Oh, this is game. I've tried that one
If you don't want to put media towers like super deep, it's because if you don't, then
what happens is you get stuck for ages because there's like a monster cell alive just off
screen.
So you want as many damage damage as deep as you can, that way they just like kill those random straggler mobs and it just bugged.
So it's just like you just win the map, right?
Did you go in and watch Wooden Joe slobbing Lizard's nuts?
I did not, no.
I don't want to either, I don't want to watch that.
It sounds awful, I don't know what you're looking at, like, uh, not big enough to gank one.
I cannot do this game.
Not a big gank one, guys. Believe it or not.
Take it with the bug, let's skip it a lot, bro.
Just you, motherfuckers.
Okay, I can feel it. This is the map, bro. This is the map. We're gonna get it.
Right here, right here. Boom
But yeah, nope, I'm out here. Nope. I'm out here
Dude how about oh, this is it this is it this is it this is it. We got we got we got we got we got ready city and boom
Yeah, we got a civil. Oh, okay. That's what I needed one of those. Okay. No, I'm feeling multiple multiple
Here we go.
Double boom!
Not double boom. It's a single boom.
Not double boom. I'll tag it. I'll tag it. I'll tag it. I'll tag it.
Huh?
I'll take it, I'll take it, I'll take the oil though, I'll take the oil though, I'll
I'll take it I'll take the oil though I think I can do the life node if I wanted
at this point I believe oils this have a look at we have all the oils except for
The first medic right
Let's notice
We've got a golden so we got everything except that one which is like this is a requirement require what you got it
Let's have an a silver opalescent blue
What you guys reckon China we doing it
More armor with nearby pinnacle boss implicit eldritch implicit 20
What do you talk about what what what what do you talk about more out?
What what do you talk about what what's eldritch implicit? He talked about because I wouldn't want conditional armor
My armor is I've deliberately divine my armor down. You know that right to have less armor because I had to get it
To answer your arcing blows if you want to settle but I'm thinking about
Ethereal feast bro, Ethereal feast
40% more years recovery, bro. It's insane
I mean, especially because I have an over leech, it's so good, like so good for stuff like uber x arc, uber uber elder.
It's not dog water. I have 40% of my damage taken to ES, medic change to my life. So my like, like, this is like my recovery mechanic.
This is what keeps me alive
Then again having more yes gives me more
Recovery and it's me more damage and it give me more max out
But I feel like recovery is my issue right now
But what are the biggest recovery nodes in the game
This is over leech like we've got that one there
There's this one here as well where are we 30% well on full yes, that's 30% yes
recovery so 100% yes recovery and then there is stuff like all mana regen
block spell block dude there's a spell block this is a spell block there with
I don't know what the fuck's that spellbook with it, but it's over here.
So, safeguards actually may be best for UberXR, by the way.
Demetricip just lapped on rings and mark every odd...
Demetricip will be sick.
Just get that region up, I'm like when I'm fucking getting coked.
Like chat I do want to see what uber exact by the way I tested uber exact I
Walk in he does one shotgun attack on me
My character survives it and then four seconds later
He gets second shotgun with no defiance procs and he just dies
It's that bad
Like my sentence he kills me
My skits I get skits are killed
I
Know if I know if I am what'll call it I'm I do live but it's sauce as fuck it's sauce as fuck
Okay, guys, we're about to do an annoying we're about to pop off guys. We are doing multiple ubers today
I'm obviously gonna I think I'm a uber uber elder for sure. That's what I'm going for first
I believe maybe even real soon and then from there. We're gonna we're gonna see
You post chance ready. It's going down
I'm gonna anoint this thing or something.
Think about possible anoints that could be good, that are different to what I'm currently
thinking.
I'm thinking ESLVH, I'm thinking Max Life, I guess Cryptmult is an option but just kills
stuff ASAP, I don't know, I'll be right back.
Why all that is holy I summon fishmoly.
Ouchie.
Guys, it was kind of squishy there wasn't it?
It's running in these muds, stupid chat.
I
Just
I didn't want a log! I didn't want a log! I didn't want a log! I didn't want a log!
Oh, this is so bad. I can't do enough damage to kill anything.
I'm just gonna log out. Oh my god. Oh
Alright, what are we thinking? What are we thinking? What are we thinking?
the old warring's pretty well the subjective dude a lot of people liked it
love it didn't like it
additional quotes for some people yeah and people is like sus though not
Consistent I don't like it
And it's like, you know, even if you had like infinite cost and all this way of shit like to do the exact balls even get reduced
When he's up screen all this other stuff. I like unconditional damn reduction
That old house with that wall set up was like I
Would scream and then my I'd wake my daughter up because she was like two rooms away
And then we didn't have proper soundbrabbing or anything
So then even with all the cushion treatment and even with the world we tried to know it didn't work
That was bad.
I can't, literally I can't, maybe on the screen I can't, don't scream bro, it's the
part of who I am.
Boo!
Oh wait, what about a max raise, I don't know, dude, wait, that's such a, oh dude, that's
what I wanted to see by the way.
Oh dude, I wanted to see.
What's the most max hit you can get while you're getting minus max raise?
Is it just life? For example, Uba Ixac, right? For example, Uba Ixac, what are we talking about? Uba Ixac, Ixac, POA.
A-
C. A. R. R. and quarterized fish. You have minus five max virus. You trust us. We're doing
this code again.
Is it just minus five? That's it. That's it. That's it.
Okay, like, minus five maximum is this...
2.2% max.
Wow.
So max fire is so important
With this like I wonder chat is it really a max res annoying
It doesn't take everything allocating justice node gives me 8.7% even with minus five wait, what about with my team?
even minus 10 we get 7% max out yeah stacking max virus glossies I was
What is it you think about doing that for the Ignite community?
I'm gonna need to do some shit, dude.
I
Need we've lost I didn't happen it way aware. Oh dude. He's got floss on oh this is got floss come
Let's boss I guess
This is a life. Life is just... what, chat? Life is...
5 damage.
2 max hit.
Did I legit? Honestly, max hit is looking kinda strong, chat.
Again, wait, wait, wait.
What is, what is fucking, like, just full damage node? Full damage is 12% damage.
I could just go, I could just force in damage and just become a damaged god.
The thing is, I feel like damage maxing is like,
fat.
When you have too much damage, you kind of just cheese and fight because you just kill it so fast.
Like whenever I watched, um,
gamers and they would just instantly face the boss. It was like, I don't know.
I
Don't know I don't want to be too. I mean do I run there skipping to my damage probably not I
Don't think I'm ever gonna fully fight. I don't think I'm ever gonna do that. I don't to be honest worry about damage is kind of stupid
This there's definitely a point where I think damage is too high right like okay for sure when you use one to the boss
It's too high like this stupid as fuck or if you just insta phase bosses
So I don't go too high damage, you know
Three max firehead, I should I have a look like a fucking max fire is what it looks like
Oh, dude, I think I deleted all my closet's bro. Oh, no, I think I deleted my small closet's I
I did. I deleted them all.
Oh my, I've got some of them too bad since Bob.
I was gonna say what one of these looks like.
of
of
Dude, are that one of the flat five, Manny?
.
And then I get one sex lifer is point
84
5% thank you
It's 5% thank you, but I lost how much damage I did some damage
No, I mean, no, no, no, nobody comes the anoint the max for is no, I think it's competitive.
I think max res annoyed make sense
Do you know what though just getting the 80
I
Oh
I know I'm to bigger and get four tank points back 20% life is a bit of
I don't know what the fuck you're even talking about, bro.
I am purify, yes.
Well I will have it.
Yeah, I have it.
I'm gonna have it.
I
Hearings anoint
Hearing is anoints the endurance charge and then gain one two three four points
That's an interesting idea
I need the dicks and I need the dicks for something I could drop that
That's an interesting annoying
One two three four then again just duration is not nothing and 20 decks is not nothing. It's like
What can I do with four points though I kind of like that idea actually from that chatter
That's actually a good thing is it's kind of a no-brainer, right?
Pro chatter might be actually onto something. That was my presence.
It's just faster tax, right? Surely.
First engineer. I could do double that.
One, two, three, four.
That's basically four points at this level is 21% life.
It's 21% life.
Or...
Yeah!
Yeah, gone chat. Wait, I want that.
Say, it's in my mind.
Did it get 20% of your chat duration? Isn't nothing, chat.
That is literally like two seconds of endurance charge or something.
I
Didn't get am I really gonna not take down for that long nah, what do you guys think?
Say four points in the tree
because I have an unlimited 5-5-5-5. I have unlimited HP nodes and there's fucking other
nodes I can grab. Yeah, I think it's a good one. Do you know what? It's dynamic based
on what boss I fight. Because based on the boss I fight. How far do I go out of these
a way. One, two, three, four, fuck five, six. Because there's actually three maximum
raise if you think about it because there's two to fire three to fire
that for sure for sure
Max fire raise still this for max it even with minus max south area what do
I mean, what's out there?
Excalibur something?
Takes a little steal.
It's one oil, but it takes four points, bro.
There's no way.
There's no way.
Yeah, now, we're going to do a figure.
I like to do it.
One jet is smarter than everyone on the chat.
I didn't even, do you know what's crazy?
I didn't even consider that.
what that one-chatted mugs a whole a chant
but maybe I'm baited though am I baited
cause is 20 fucking dicks and 20 endurance saturation
I need dicks and I need endurance saturation these are
these are good stats are you looking forward to new d4 season next week
I'm in a dealable position, of course, I'm not getting a 30 dicks no chat, I'm not gonna,
I'm not that I'm just dropping the decks and just calling it down but it's dropped is what it is
I'm the if it's the expansion I will play the expansion if it's a season. I'm not gonna play a season
So if it's expansion, I'll play expansion if it's not an expansion. It's just a season. I'm not gonna play season
If it's an expansion that I'll play the expansion
111 decks
126
119
So I'm gonna go from 106 to 106
All right, fuck it baby fuck it big it crimson if I listen up to listen fuck it
Fuck it bro fuck it fuck it dude fuck it
Bang
Then...
Now we got 4 points.
My mana is gone.
armor yikes yikes yikes
okay for uber uber elder chat for uber uber elder I kind of want I think
damage is king I have four points though dude oh no the one max of life and
and we have one max of this.
Precision.
That's a long, yeah.
Plus some five below pneumatic teachings.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, let's go to pneumatic.
No, mad.
Yes, this is what I'm going to do for EXAC whenever I do that, that's EXAC, that's EXAC.
We'll be doing that for EXAC.
This is not EXAC chat, we're doing, guys this is not EXAC, so CC here.
I'm going to do this for EXAC.
This is not EXAC, we're preparing for Ubu Ubu Elder right now.
EXAL, do something, how about you suck my fucking dick, bitch!
Yep.
chat. Let's just confirm I go up cap here.
Yo, it's just off. That's perfect.
That's perfect.
Holy shit, that's perfect.
Oh my god, that's perfect.
It's insane. Okay.
All right.
And then we do a single practice run for Uber Uber elder and
we just go kill him and then we can prepare for ex-articulture one point
jewels guys I'm you guys guys guys guys if you're wondering why the only reason
this is viable is because of the fact that I can't show so it's I have one
point jewels out the wazoo chat I have one point jewels out the wazoo so and
the reason why is because that didn't happen
Yeah, I can only use cluster jewels and travel jewels so I can use yeah
Guys this character's a well-optimized beast now. Well, he's a well-rounded beast. He's looking very nice
We've got a good anoint. We've got everything up and running. He's looking clean as fuck was at the wazoo yesterday
I don't know what I was thinking four in one day
Now we get back to normal which is a one to zero per day prepping angle until I get d4 drops
I hope they haven't seen my tattoo
Guys is it the Diablo 4 expansion if it is just a if it is not the expansion. I am not playing D4
It is okay. I'm playing D4 for six expansion. I'm playing the D4. I don't I don't know I haven't investigated
I don't know the disrupts. I don't know this anything
I'm playing it purely as a games journalist to find out if D4 is good
Let us let I will play it for as long as I feel like I need to play it for and then once I'm finished playing it
I'm gonna be like yeah this game is dog shit. It's good
is a gaming journalist. Okay, I need it will need to be done. Okay, okay, okay, okay. This
is good. This is good. It's good. Oh, wait. I don't need any attack block. Do I chat?
Guys, I don't need any attack block, do I?
Because Uba Ubalda.
Yeah, he's false casts.
I don't want to get live, I'm gonna just get damaged.
Checking I got one live note and one...
I think I dropped one live note.
I don't need to see
I don't need to see
Above
I don't know what to say
I don't know what to say
Oh wait, I can see this.
This is fucking 5-H at the end.
That's good.
That's good, isn't it, Jack? This is it.
He is him. Cold grass max, this max, cold, make it 1, 3 judges win heads, 3 judges win heads.
Check block.
Did you get shit block in case?
Now in case.
Okay.
This is the biggest fucking Uber-elder, you bitch-ass.
Bro, I wonder if this is worth it as well by the way.
I can annoy the other Max Endurance charge.
Hey Chet, yes, this build is a well-ruined at best.
Multiple Ubers today, late me just farm and respect my woollabild for this, woollabooos
and white moab
tip-off
and poor CTS, cts is literally on pause by what are you talking about
uhhhhhh whatever
lets change this off for now, fuck it
close enough
umm and then let us
You want your flask that's situational anyway.
We'll just keep it like that.
Okay, there we go.
And then we'll just go chest out of Ubelda.
All right, chat, this is
standard league testing Ubelda, standard league testing.
This is standard league chat,
standard league, standard league,
standard league, we're gonna hit a thing on Ubelda.
This character is very similar, he's using 10k life, 5.1k versus a 700 less life, it's
a little bit less of a yes, but it's pretty damn close, whatever.
This is standard league testing, we're doing, this is an uber uber elder for science, to
get a quick test.
Deliberately using blood or a chat is intentional to just get a vibe check here
Someone let's just see what happens here
Yo
I see that only sleep
Fuck about this shit. This is a meme
Feel like I'm beginning something feeling I'm forgetting a thing
I don't know what I'm forgetting, but I feel like I'm beginning something.
I can't remember mechanical god though, so it's one of those things where the issue is I'm a mechanical god.
I'm just gonna be on the lookout for these fucking guys if they're down this Kansas shit on the ground.
I'm way too good at this fight, aren't I, Jack?
I am way too good at this fight.
I just don't think, because I'm mechanically a cracked god, right?
Like, how could I possibly die, because I'm just that good?
Like, how could I possibly fuck it up?
I'm gonna call this...
It's basically like I'm Neo in the Matrix and I can see the coding of this fight.
I've done this fight. I've done the non-Uber version so many times in the character. It is way worse than this character.
I see.
That's what it's going to start getting cancer, eh?
It's a slow and rage, isn't it, Chad?
Right on last phase plus the Sloan Rage.
I thought by the way when I test okay a spoiler alert chat
I did some I played I did this boss like two or three times last night, and I died several times
But you know, I you know, I'm lubed up right. I'm lubed up. So it's one of those things where maybe I
Maybe I'm there's a little bit of a maybe I gave this a little bit of a practice, you know
You guys is a little bit of something. I am kind of making this
I may or may not be in the gym powering up for this
I think I'm ready for this, I'm ready for this, let's just get it out of the way, I see.
So if I don't, I see either of the slams, if they hit a high roll I just die by the
way.
But I'm too good to do that, so I might literally want to have one.
I see that.
I see it on cooldown now so I need to be careful of the first lane.
I see this.
if I don't dodge the ball I get stunned and then they can kill me so it kills me.
So if I just stand there, what happens is that doesn't happen against me.
So if I can survive the shotgun initially, but then after the fact, then I die, that doesn't happen.
It's actually the most stupid fucking meme ever.
It's really if a max head, but it's really bad for...
I gotta focus up.
I see.
Oh, should I see nothing? What's even a slam, dude? I'm fucking bad.
I see this.
I need it, Shaper.
Bro.
Don't want to get it, Carl, I see.
Oh, whatever, dude.
Show that slam?
That vlog?
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
I see.
Bruh. Bruh. Bruh. I see.
Zero out of six subes you're going to rip to some easily avoidable mechanic like always.
I see. Bro, that was true I see. How did he hit so hard, bro?
I see this.
I can't attack cause Wild Strike man!
I can't attack cause I'm fucking Wild Strike man!
I see this.
I can't fucking attack cause there's fucking DJ in the area.
Oh, bro, I think my red is actually burnt at this point.
I see.
Dude, he hits so... I wonder if I should...
I see the Elda. Maybe I should dodge the Elda instead.
easy champ, wasn't even close, wasn't even close, didn't even have to try a chat
wasn't even close
alright, so I could kill this, I could do, I only just one one chat this guy now
And this will be 10% slower than live because of Blossons. Blossons. No, it's more physical
damage. Blossons is just Blossons just because I don't want to do anything. That's nothing.
Alright. I think one attempt was enough, right? I know what I see. I know what to avoid. I know
the day and then we just go I when we just kill a boob eldest so he's off the list and we just go kill a boob elder
we just go kill him right we kill him but this guy does not seem like I am very skilled at this
boss you can see mechanically I'm cracked I can read all the abilities didn't get hit by a single
slam that I want didn't want to get hit by avoided every single fucking bull barrage I can tell I
know what I can tank what I can't tank I mean basically mechanically cracked at this boss fight
I
Want to put one on my face down one on my face, okay, let me just shit. Let me confirm everything's good
No way.
Huh? Huh?
No way.
No way.
No way.
I don't do any cast on this, do they?
I
My fucking god, dude. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god. Oh my fucking god, dude
Test cock
I
Was that decks on a five decks 30 life three covers
Six life 13 strength
I have you had some cooks me
Oh
My god bro
I
Guys my yard of bread he's gonna fucking digs I
Can fish for a better lining gill which has decks on a drug I guess what do you think I could do that
I can get in a new abyss weapon in like two seconds.
I can grab dicks on my belt as well.
Just for this fight.
Fuck it, I'm just gonna do dicks.
I'm just going to dig some sped up just for this fight.
So I'm not, they don't have no cast damage, right?
Yeah, there's no cast damage on that fight, yeah?
Confirm, confirm no dig, there is no cast damage on that fight, yeah?
Oh, yeah, wait, can I get stats on this thing?
We can't, wait.
What?
Oh, look, you're totally right, yo, there we go.
Wait, do you get the benefit from the stats of the weapon?
This is implicit, right?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
It's a third, it's a fucking mod.
the fucking mod
It's not the fucking James it's the fucking digger karma to the fuck dude shut that
I'm not got some this guy's chat. There's some of these guys in chat
But like I actually don't even know how like how do I handle these motherfuckers?
Holy shit
Ooh, can I split something like this?
We have one HP no from the tree and we're just looking at HP.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We did not compromise the character.
Like, we are perfectly optimizing this thing into a fucking well-rounded beast that is
absolutely min-maxed out the wazoo and I'm not compromising.
just do stuff shit just just remove what are your good notes and just take
in the tribute note on the tree says a retard dumb cunt literally shut the
fuck up okay wait I could split based it a lot of the idea that does that work
that works right there's no reason I can't split based it right my kind of
I could not split-beast it.
Do I even have a split-beast? That's the only issue.
Obviously, I wouldn't need to look into my character, do I?
I just want to say I've got the, uh, split-beast.
Trying to help? No, the- oh, by the way, the reason why
I called him a dumb cunt is because he said
DUMB CUNT RETURN!
SPECTURITY DICKS!
That's- that was just why I'm- it was just why I'm
replying the way I'm replying.
the guy called like I banned him I have a split
it's any reason why it won't work
he is wrong yes yes like it's like you're tying like a Ferrari
that's like going on an F1 race which has been engineered down to like the last
millimeter of trim and like where it spoilers placed and all this shit
like stick this dog tape this piece on top this thing is like a super car this
Caterers a super car
Okay, he's a formula one racing case. Oh my just stop tape
That's what you're telling me and and then you call me a retard that's like dude
Do you have any idea what goes into a character like this dude, and you're just telling me to duct tape it
Bro, yes, what you're telling me you're telling me that fucking duct tape it broke get the fuck out of here, bro
Get the fuck. I will not damage my Ferrari. This is
This very no we do not compromise the character and it's min-max at the last micro second
But what's gonna happen with the stats of the I don't know if I put it on?
Hello, I'm about to waste a split base chat
I'm about to wait mode to die
if it was optimized as you said you wouldn't have this issue no but the
thing is I have to change it like constantly right depending on the race
because there's different tracks so you're optimizing it differently for each
track I might have missed it but why not just
some of your best jewel because the jewel is real well it's complete I think
it's just complete dog shit
this might not work by the way like I don't have the stats the item it
deleted the second you fucking put it on there or what
Yeah, we get duct tape, you know, but we haven't even started the bus by yet.
Explained.
Okay.
They wanted you wouldn't start the race with duct tape.
You duct tape at the last second like as a patchwork. This is like slapping a killing strike gym when the boss is at 1 hp
Yeah, that's that's like you're in mid boss fight am I mid boss right now, I'm not mid does fine. We're a couple syrup, okay?
The issue is right if I could actually use weapon for stats I could have like a
trip like resistance on this shit I don't know if this is gonna work yet I
think it might disable the second I put it on
Wait I could have done that this whole time what are the secret stats like a
good aggust state
What are those stats am I gonna access to?
Nah, I can't.
What's Trent and Dex?
Dude, hell yes.
22.
24.
It's a city 5128. Oh, wait a minute. Wait, what?
What what?
Wait, what?
It's just a it's this is a waste of time. It does nothing
This is ever it does nothing. It does nothing. It's just the belt graph that I did from before. We're just gonna kill the belt graph
We're gonna kill the belt craft. It doesn't matter. There's no wait. There is no cast image in this fight
Anyone who knows it? I mean, I feel like I know everything. Let's hack
called
fish called
Fizz
Fish called it's all it's all fizzing cold
Fish fire called
Lightning there's no chaos
Is there is a cast that who?
The people ones are eyes are they
I
Need you player move the dish or vomit well
What the fuck
Hey, what the fuck what the fuck
Hey, what do they what I take off by the way
Oh, you're gonna—
You are banned for banned Uber!
Hey, these guys actually like just ban alarms
and just be antagonistic as fuck.
It's crazy, bro.
You are banned for UBUS!
You are banned for UBUS!
UBUS!
You are banned for UBUS!
This is a-
Alright guys!
S-
Okay guys.
I certainly need to fucking read this.
Mods, have you seen anyone in chat typing some shit that's just trying to fucking distract me from locking in?
Take them the fuck out bro. Take them the fuck out. Take them the fuck out.
Veteran to the strength of the lock it in. Take them the fuck out. Take them out.
So, no, if they, if anyone, guys, anyone who's done it again, like, ahhhhhh!
I'm crying about X. Bitch, cunt. Pussy retard. Right, they just type some shit like
Like some brain dead shit followed by anome.
Take him out.
Okay.
A little bit of elder for real.
Okay, if this is going bad I can easily restart it.
We're going to final check.
Defenses, Casters check.
Everything else check.
Colbris with a regen check.
last on chick show purity chick I see self cast chick could damage chick call
damaged max risk check
okay yep
we're going in
we are going to uvv uvv build up, give me one second i'm gonna blow what are my faces just so i can get
just wait me out bro so i'm locked in
Making a coffee real quick.
Yep.
Classic oat latte, nothing else going on.
Perfect.
Exactly what I needed.
Did you guys remember when my shoulders went brick and I could do like close before I would do a fucking uber fight?
But now I'm fucking decrepit as hell and I can't even do that
Nope
I'll read this Benjamin Keeley trying to fucking distract me bro.
Okay, let's do a final fucking chick.
Final fucking chick.
Final fucking chick.
on chick chick chick chick chick chick chick
precision is on, or it's on
do I want to come out for a cult? nah
fuck cult, we don't need to use a cult
oh wait, I can put a cult in
to be a bit of a riot
will that make it cost more though?
feels trouble to be making my life
base chaos damage
Don't really want to be trying to kill an enemy with a cult, don't really want to cult with
that.
I mean if they're dead right, who cares.
The only one that attacked that could just fucking get me killed though was kinda insane.
I want to level this up and corrupt this.
Ah, I'm supposed to do that, Chad.
I'm supposed to do that before we fucking started the UBUS today.
Whatever dude, y'all.
I'm gonna, we can do that after this, we'll kill this over real quick.
The tree, the tree is currently res, we're currently using an additional purity of ice just for this uber with additional one max res, for extra max res.
Chick, chick, chick, chick.
Kick it, DR.
Self-crashing mortal cool is on.
Uh-oh.
We've got spell block, removed attack block for extra fucking damage output, so I can just murder these motherfucking real quick.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Do I put Kallin on this?
Check.
What do you guys think?
Kallin's gonna burn all right.
It's an attack that hits me for like 20% of my life.
But it would kill the goss.
I could just kill, I could just attack him though.
Attack, I think as I put Kallin in shield charge.
I think they could get me killed right I'm standing in DJ and it sucks as fuck and then
I go like I'm called Cal and it misses the call I take damage bang dead right like this
is I just swing my sword a few more times right I mean really if I'm giga try hiding
I could log out and get your color and switch it back in I mean fuck that we need that shit
Dude
But I did that
Tell on frost blink true wait wait wait wait guy and chat is an idea
But we'll make it cost more minor though when my was in my month when I go
Well 10% bro, it's nothing that's nothing
That's kind of scary that I have frost blink on life tap though
I was wondering why some of them couldn't frost blink. That's why. Because of 9 mana.
Wait. Let's see what it looks like. Let's see what it looks like. Let's see what it
fuck you
oops, oops
you motherfucking bitch
how does this look?
11 mana from 9 mana
It's gonna give us it more than 22% more how
That's because of the flat reduction it's because of the flat reduction it's because of the flat reduction
So that's a box of the Calculations.
This is a Mako Scarp as the level goes up.
Ooh, wait, cooldown?
That's up at 3, go sit, wait.
So you get 0.4 cooldown, $19.99, $15.80, $12 cost, but it's hard to cost, fuck it, wait
How much range do we get 34 38 goes up terrible distance, bro
Let's just take it down a few levels
Greetings
20 miles. 20 miles.
20 miles.
20 miles.
20 miles.
20 miles.
Oh, I don't know, man. I don't know, dude.
I don't know
No, I don't know
Dude is there like a bit life-tap in this bitch
I could lose the duration on my fucking immortal core because my one of course a bit sus. I need that letter
lose partial attacks there
I'm going to be a little bit more careful.
I don't want to go level 1 by the way, which is why I'm not regretting.
life that's so good I could balance it around being I could balance it around
being wait do I want it to be zero mana chat I feel like it being there man is
kind of that like what am I thinking just that bright bang bang bang bang bang
Okay.
Alright, change is not even working.
Wait, 5?
16 mana.
Go to 10 to 12.
I could totally remove the mana cost and it would still have Cull.
No, no, no.
We'll just do it like this.
five minus lower than it was before and I was playing like that before and now we
have to go so Gigi
okay everything's up everything's good
Final fucking check, final fucking check.
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check, check.
Can't do the moving, can't do the moving, can't do the moving.
Got it.
How we going?
to my hands are cold hands are cold
this is uber uber elder
he's blowing my hands up chat
if you have hands are cold you get slow reaction times
I'll put it in my tummy tell me cause oh yeah I'm putting it in my jugs right now
oh yeah I'm putting it up under my fucking jugs in my pits right now ok just nice
Oh yeah, chat, you get slow reaction as if your hands are cold, that's a fact.
That's why gamers wear glamour gloves sometimes.
Okay, chat.
I see the slams, otherwise I get one shot sometimes.
It's not guaranteed by the way, but I see the slams, it's like 50% chance I'd die.
Um, and the main thing is that I do not let
Puddles go everywhere. I kind of just keep them kind of scuttle dead into one spot
And I have to keep the ads if I miss the ads I die if it's over
Well, I don't die at brick arena and then I just have to go again, which is not the end of the world
But like I'd rather just watch out the boss
Okay, hands are warm. I'm ready to go
I made a lot of...
Wait wait wait wait wait!
No!
Something's wrong.
Putrify rot, spoil and fester.
Exile, do something.
Monarch is gone.
Ah, I can grind, I can grind, take this.
I cannot do this yet.
of
Oh shit.
Kill him.
Tank both lands with IC.
GG NURBS.
That was sick!
That was sick!
The double IC double slam!
Tank down here.
Wanna go for Shaper?
IC.
see I see there were a single slam in the
fucking game at control was flawless not
even a single bad did they get one bad
placement of a ball I mean that was
pretty much like that just went
optimally for me I really don't think I
could have done better I feel like that
What's uh, yeah, I think I asked my cop time was like a hundred percent
My tincture is one point. I mean I really just I don't do this yet
What a fucking joke bro, what a fucking joke we fucking eat
Bang
Five out of ten
oh okay now that is the five easiest hoobas hello that is the five easiest
hoobas you just so when you hit a round you're gonna be something more than a
be point five seconds the question is what the fuck boss am I gonna do next
Oh, no dude.
Ooh, ooh.
Great job.
Um...
Okay, definitely not trauma.
So you guys wanna see what trauma looks like right now?
I'm gonna stand like...
You wanna see what...
This is my current trauma.
Okay, stand like this and you wanna see what...
This is what trauma looks like right now, by the way, Chad.
Standard League, are we on standard mode now?
Let me show you, we're far out of time, just go boob-boob-boob-boob, elder.
Look at what trauma is.
Look at this fucking freak. I'm going to go in and I will try my absolute hardest
to win. Okay?
67 months no meme.
Why is your audience so bricked in these fights it sounds like him in an eater of
world's ball listening to the fight?
Really? What do you eat? What?
Is he real?
Presley at five? There she is.
Wait, is it just at five or is it like a thing?
My five, wait.
What's the most notable audio clip you've ever heard in your whole life?
What's the most?
What's the most?
Okay, it's probably not ASKLEP, and maybe it's ASKLEP?
Maybe it's ASKLEP?
Hello, Mr. DotQuin69.
I wish you good luck on killing us.
This is Game Audio.
You got me, Lina!
This is coming from the gaming PC with the same audio device.
What's the most notable audio that's... wait, what's the most common audio you've ever
heard?
Uh...
It's a thing, you need to fix this for two hours and return to progress tomorrow.
How did that sound?
This is the same computer that skipped the audios from the game, this is literally the
same PC, it's all going from the same audio device.
This sounds good.
Guys.
I have boss audio turned up to max and I have reverb turned off.
So it might just sound a bit different to what you used to.
That's all.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me show you though.
This is this is trauma check.
You want to see trauma?
Have a look at this shit.
This is this is okay.
I'm gonna try maximally hard to do the mechanics and not fuck up and play like a god
Okay, so this is standard mode obviously. Yeah, we're on standard mode
Which I'm gonna send it my god, my character looks the same bro everything's everything's the same
That's hot guys. It's gonna look sticking fires. Yes, and okay here. We're max. Okay. Well, let's even go
With the sandstorms. I'm max trying. I'm not even doing any like this is like max trying
What are you doing?
What have you done? Foolish girl!
All things said, remain!
We become our salaried scarab at a preordained moment.
Tossed by fear!
It didn't work, it didn't work, not very good at that.
I got no mana.
Finally.
Wait, I don't know what I thought like 15 times about now.
I don't know what's going on, I'm not dying.
This is badass.
Okay, I cannot do this yet
Yo, I did it!
Wait, maybe I can beat this boss.
Maybe I can beat this boss!
Wait, what the hell?
I think I was just getting killed by an invisible bug!
And I said like, I can't go in the bull, I die instantly if I go in the bullcat.
So I'm maximally trying now.
This is what you call matching drag yet.
I took the Ben and Graham pantheon as well.
I took the Ben and Graham pantheon as well.
Wait, I was dying to a bug repeatedly, chat.
So wait, if I don't get the bug, it's actually totally double.
It's actually totally double without the bug.
So I thought I was dying to just the boss, but that's not even bad.
But I would have just been dying to an invisible thing, I couldn't see.
I mean, this is beatable, this is beatable.
Yo, GG nigs.
Okay, that's a bit suss, that's a bit suss.
Yo, that, see I would never do that on live chat because
if you in that thing what it goes off to instantly dead by the way now I have
practices about at least seven times at this point yeah so this is not I mean
maybe it's maybe just gonna be a mechanical god I can speed them my
money is gone there she was this failure is instant death that's the issue
the instantaneous there
I can win this
it's a hot boss in the room with us right now I've enjoyed to see what the
damage like don't you want me to show you what the damage that she like
I
Show you what the damage is actually like oh shit right now
Wait you want me to do this you want to show you what's a little more to me show you looks free
Let's watch as I walk through this line yet
And then she killed actually live actually lived
How much damage does this thing do?
Not bad.
I was dying to an invisible beam chat.
Okay so I'll walk into the beams.
I'll walk into the beams.
You ready to see the beams?
I'll walk into the beams.
Okay so by the way.
I'll walk into the beams.
I'm gonna show you where the beam's alive.
I'm gonna use it this time.
Kind of wanna see if I can kill him without dying them.
I cannot think so, Super Hunter.
Dude, I was literally dying to bugs.
Sorry, every single attempt I've done,
I had to log out instantly or something.
Or I died or what happened
and I was dying to invisible beam.
Cuz when I was this I just keep repeatedly dying over and over and over again
But actually now that I can just avoid these things. This is what kills me Jack watch
so this
That's what kills you so that's what kills you but when you kind of see it then you just die instantly, right?
but obviously
Like when you can spike that that
And like this as well so I try and stand this right. Oh wow I live
Yeah, when you try, as you can't run into the balls, the run into the balls will kill you.
Okay, the audio starts bugging when you speak into the mic, then it goes back to normal
when you are quiet for a few seconds, not me.
What?
What?
Ah, don't just save you!
Ah, it's doing it now!
It's doing it so I don't understand what's good. See what what what?
Yes, you now set to do the bullseye, I don't know what's going on now
I just thought dying repeatedly it's it's fucked this was it just I hate this boss
I don't know what the fuck's going with the boss. It's actually just bugged
You start dying and not like it was I standing anything? I was doing that fight for like seven minutes without dying
And now I'm just dying instantly
So wait, do I have to pretend?
So I have to pretend that there's a female.
So I have to pretend there's a female.
I'm insane bro!
I'm insane bro!
I didn't log out.
You know I didn't log out, right?
I guess we die?
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
How about of these, how about of these?
Cause that just kills me, okay?
So that you go to run from that, you go to run from that, okay?
So that wasn't even a beam, that was the he just killed me with his damage.
He just killed me with his damage.
This is the Delk shit audio apparently, very sound.
Yeah, that's correct.
That's correct. That's totally correct. What the fuck?
What the hell?
I don't have any filters on my game audio whatsoever.
There's, look, there's my game audio.
There's zero filters.
It sounds like there's a limiter on it
or something or there's some compression happening.
With Twitter randomly, wait.
With Twitter randomly put the fucking compressor
into the actual encoded output video.
There's no way they would do that, right?
I hate that that's happening.
I've got no mana.
I don't know why you would have thought like 15 times about now.
I don't hear that.
Wait, what?
Justin clips.
Okay.
Okay, if oh check if you have this wait
But it cannot be enabled it's disabled when viewing clips right if you have the compressor on then yeah, you're gonna get the weird audio
To me it's fine
So but then I don't understand what could be doing it
I don't- I don't know.
Sounds fine for me.
I don't know why it's doing that.
But I could check the- I could check my VOD.
This recorded to my computer.
And then it's fine on my computer, they don't know it's the fucking VOD that's on Twitch.
Oh yeah, well let's continue here.
Just like that? Bad.
What?
Dead.
Wait, what's-
Nothing like that, right?
Oh, there is a thing there.
I'm so confused.
Is he linked or not linked?
Is he linked now or not linked?
now or not linked so I've been dying them visible games thinking this boss is
complete fucked
but he's actually not that fucked
but yes he instantly gets like there's an invisible game right here
okay there's an invisible game so there's an invisible game here
So many of them away I'm out of it
I'm in it again. I'm dead. Yeah, okay, so this some big see a game GGG
It killed me so quick as well
Okay, so wait if I don't fuck up and I just don't need to log at any point and I just play the game
Do you guys think I do the buggy boss last though?
What, I'm just gonna die there?
That's a fly thought and I cannot recover.
How much mana is raised?
70, like what?
83.
What the hell is that thing making?
Audio is normal for me.
Audio is fine.
People are having weird audios, some are having weird audios just now, but aren't.
I mean...
Audio sounds fine for me.
Yeah, do not put the audio compressor on if you have an audio compressor on.
I mean, that box just seems fucking cooked, right?
That box just seems fucking cooked.
Uh, and then we got steering exact.
It's tearing xr, which is this
So I twist experimenting with a few roof last where the roof last is a lot more it's a lot better
It's a lot better. It's okay. So no roof last we're going
I will turn that off just for some just so I don't want to have like I'm glass
So like this is the same staring at her shit, right? You're here. You're cacking. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool. Yeah
Um, he starts dying at a reasonable rate, just attacking my pocket, whatever he's just
half-k.
I'm gonna do this shit.
It's not like, okay.
You're like, that's not too bad.
That's not too bad.
But then it's the, that didn't happen afterwards, which is gonna get fucked.
So now I, because I got the reflask on, it's so much better.
So without the reflask, without the reflask, this is without reflask here.
last game. You'd be like, oh I'm chilling, I'm chilling, I'm chilling right? And then
boom, your character gets... I lived, I lived! I lived!
I am not alone
I am aesthetic
I can't do this
So this is your...
Nameless
My mission
This integration
Is not an end-term hatching
I left! He healed me!
Basically, all the attacks kill me after the attack, right?
So I can switch it where I can live it, I can live the attack, right?
But then, it's after the attack, it kills me. You see what I'm saying?
You're a very, very deep.
No!
Okay, I try putting on this flask and it's a lot more livable.
It's a lot more livable and if I see instantly, like, so with the flask, um, so let the flask
up.
Let the flask lift.
Flask lift.
Okay, yeah, still pretty good.
Still pretty bad.
Still pretty bad.
Still pretty bad.
pretty bad. Still pretty bad. Okay, uh, but yeah, when I see Anv'lask at the same time,
so now I'm good. Watch, I see Anv'lask, I just live. Especially when these guys are
hitting me for heals. And the same thing happens with the balls. If I get giga-balled, I will,
Generally speaking
Survive the initial bowling, but then I will drive to the secondary bowling so that didn't happen like Disney
So it's like there's time to waste a rip
Oh, dude, what's this?
Okay, I think I knew that live I think doing that live spray bad idea, but pretty sick right pretty sick, right?
pretty sick like the fact that I could if I pre I see that and get my insurance
I just get to seven I can actually live the hit
that's what the issue with this is right you say just use shell charge right
you say just use steel charge okay the second I want to see what happens if you
want to see what happens you want to see what happens if I shield charge right
And I walk on one of these, okay?
That's what happens
That's what happens
So then you have to
All right, so now check I am limited right now, and I'm obviously not trying to do the mechanics
I'm trying to do the mechanics like I can do the mechanics a little better like of course
I'm trying to do the mechanics like if I want to watch this watch this. I'm just gonna kill him right now watch this
And kill him right now. I'm trying maximally. I'm not trying. I'm not trying
This is the sketchy back
That's all about trying to get to a spot, but there's no greats where I can hit the fucking guys
You know take too many hits I see this
I need to leak, I need to leak, I need to leak, I'm about to start taking damage.
I can't attack, it's fucking wild strike, bro!
Okay, I think he's going his one shot, I'm going to be back.
Can I see this?
Alright, I'm going to fight.
If I am on this thing for one second and he has moved any attack, I'm dead.
So I don't want to ever fight him near them.
So like, could you can't see? I see.
Are these guys?
He's potion.
I see this.
I can't attack him, he's next to the thing.
So if I start attacking him there, then I die.
So now I can actually attack him.
Is it ruined on the ground? I see this.
Okay, now I can hit him.
Is it ruined on the ground? Just there.
As soon as he's one shot, we don't want to get the D.Va. Stand right here.
I see this.
Can't tell that. The rune's out of the ring.
I see this. The head to leech.
And you can see the itchy, right? I can't attack him.
Because if I attack him, I'm on the rune. If I'm on the rune, he instigates me.
And I can never get damage in
He's fucking I'm not even have other balls is the minotaur's that are fucking me up, dude
This is so sketch
Now.
See?
That's like best-guess scenario.
I get to hit him.
This is really bad. This is really bad.
I can't move this over. I'm still gonna stand right here.
Try to live. Try to go here.
Oh yeah, nice.
That's bad. That's very bad.
The plumber cut your audio cable
The the plumber cut cut your audio cable
The plumber cut your audio cable
The plumber cut your audio cable
The plumber cut your audio cable
The audio sounds like it
Like if you were drowning while you see your supplements been eaten by ants
I need to check the vards to self face see if it's twitch
Let's go. That was pre-casting at last. I mean I should not do that on the real thing.
That was pre-IC pre-casting. Oh god, I'm just in. Let's see.
I would log here. I would log here. I would log here. Do I just log here? No, we're
I
Keep laging
So they runes at just I'm sorry, but like what
Oh, I hit my ring. I hit my ring.
I can't move. I literally, what can I do?
Literally, what can you do?
I see this.
Here we go. I finally hit him, like one second ago. And the fucked up thing is, the runes near my, right?
And then we're back to this again, we're back to this. It's so oppressive and it's so rippy.
Cause all you gotta do then, all it takes is me not seeing a rune and then getting clapped.
And the whole time, if I get hit by successive attacks, I see this, tank this, try and leave through it.
GG.
Okay, I'll try to ban him over here or something.
So it might tank the M, is it?
Yeah, is it?
So I'll level up, level up, okay, so it'll just protect, I'm pressing?
I'm pressing?
Yo, Grimmy, you won't stop yapping about ethical builds and real gameplay, but you can't
character just facetanks every single uber in the game like a bozo where's the ethics now king
keep a critical much huh holy fuck bro i know how you can win
anyone thinks bro there's like 700,000 loose conditions there I don't know what to tell
I'm Mike Andrews, bro. He is holding on by thread the entire fight.
Are you kidding me? If I thought it was a free kill, I would just go on and kill it.
You have faith to get it? You're not looking at what's happening on the fucking screen, you retard!
HOLY SHIT!
If I quote unquote facing my guy dies!
If I am debuffed and I said anything, I am dead!
RECORD!
I got this guy.
I
Literally just break a fucking set trying to win
Your old corp is underscore better underscore gameplay. What are you even talking about to mad underscore because underscore bad
What are you even talking about?
408 gift subs in the channel
Oh, I would I wish you guys could just try this on my character. I wish you could yeah
I wish I wish you get these chattas. I put them on there and we didn't fight the shit
Oh, I wish you could sit bro
If I try attack next to the bus for a second
And a rune tags me GG
G fucking G
Holy fuck
Oh my god, dude. Oh my god. You're not what okay?
If I stop playing the game my characters did
That's I get you can't see what I'm doing. I get you can't understand me
Do you guys even understand the self-custom order calls intentional tanking with the attention leech?
With standing in a hallway with this ruse my right ruse my left and I deliberately
absorb hits while trying to leech to survive and then I'm potting like with
my flask I know there's a that didn't happen from coming that's gonna kill me
that time it's what perfectly heals me back up to not die but you're not seeing
that because you like you just play this character and you'll just fall over
dead full of it did full of it did you have no idea what's even happening and
And you're just saying, like, oh, you're just- you didn't fight everything.
But if I tried tasting everything, I'd get it worse.
Let's go.
Ah, I don't get to show.
Alright, I don't get to show. I don't know how to do that.
Game on, security check to see.
Oh
Can we go on a face take guys like this check check
I got my very last gun. Let's go.
I'm on a face-tank.
Let's face-tank.
Let's face-tank, bro.
Okay, I'm in the cursor.
Face-tank.
Let's start with the fight. We got this.
Wait, this is nothing on there but I...
Five seconds?
Okay.
Okay, okay, we're gonna go...
We're gonna go... We'll go...
Sanstance as well.
That's conditional, but, you know, we're gonna...
We're gonna Sanstance as well, fuck it.
Sanstance.
Let's go.
I'm lucky as fuck with the blimpsire, this is very good, I've been very good with it,
I've been very good with the uh...
I mean, it seems like what I do damn it.
Why chat is being so crazy when I played work craft free activated the
Invincibility and one hit kills cheat because I'm also scared of doing anything with a lose condition
You're not alone quick
Stop being mean guys
Come in a blitz mechanic
Well, the runes these are the best runes I've ever had in my life by the way
It's the best runes I've ever had in my life. Oh my god
Best runes of my duty these are the best runes ever like actually best runes ever
You're good at rune arranger you're good
like legit if you had no runes at this spot I would just go and kill exactly
It's runes that are fucked.
I don't even know how the runes are this good.
How come the runes are this good?
Bro, wait, is it like a thing if you stand in the middle of a room and you don't get
runes in the middle of a room or something?
I don't understand what's going on.
Why are the runes so good?
Can somebody explain to me why the runes are so good?
At this point I would have died there rune seven hundred times usually
That's just like so I'm gonna just keep saying yeah, I'm deliberately not ruining myself
That's dead dodge, dude. I'm dodging perfectly W maven
I mean I try and I moved I moved by the way I didn't even I wasn't actually moving I wasn't
Facing and a mood and a mood
Oh, yeah, it's just great. It's going great. It's it's going great guys
The face is great
Don't go it's going great guys
So you're going pretty well.
This to me, it says- it says to me correctly, by the way.
It's like, the game is, don't worry about other shit, worry about, um...
It's worry about fucking my ass.
Rune.
It's rune-maxing.
It's that symbol, it's that symbol chat?
It's a fraction of a second your characters just did.
Which is why you can't bottom.
Which is why the fight becomes complete cancer.
And then when you're running, you're not attacking, so you're not leaching, and your character
gets, gets cooked basically.
Because instead of being attacked, you just do damage to the boss, you're dying.
It's literally, you cannot, you cannot go, you cannot just sit there and hit him.
If you hit the boss, okay, if I hit the boss, um, next to runes, it's game over.
Because the rune just goes over and then kills me.
Like you cannot hit the boss next to runes.
You cannot hit the boss next to runes.
You just cannot.
Because it just kills you.
It just kills you.
I would go over and quote unquote facing him right now but I would die so I have to sit
here and bait him out.
The strat is to basically play around running away from runes the whole game.
That's the strat.
If I um
That's a stretch
It's not face tank. It is run away from the boss
Because the ruins of what kills you
That's you cannot face tank the boss. You cannot face it. If you if you quote unquote facing the boss you die
you die
back
facts
Fat was us cuz he's like I can't book him it was killed it. There's it. This is
This is stupid as hell. This is copious hell. It's literally, bro
I wish you could lock on its character and just fucking engage with this boss right now
I wish you could have a vibe check on this
My character dies what it's less than it's like 300 milliseconds
It's it's like he's doing an attack, right?
He's doing attack and this is just green right?
I take annihilation and they're just riddle over the screen
Okay, there's these secret little runes in the ground, right?
that they're going. So if you continue to attack the boss when he's doing this, you cannot
see, right? Guess what happens? Rune goes like this. Bang. Your character starts recovering.
He's hitting you. Dead. Dead. It's like dead. Congrats, you just died. Congrats, you just
died. Congrats, you just died. You just fucking died. I can't, you can't log it, bro. You
You can't log that because if he knows what happens whenever he's hitting me, if he knows
what happens when he's hitting me, my HP is doing this.
My HP is going up, down, up, down, up, down.
This defines the distance here, right?
It's going up, down, up, down, up, down the whole time.
It's going up, down, up, down, up, down the whole time.
Anyway, I'm going to see if I can kill him with that dying though.
I'm going to try out a chest.
I get I get it you guys don't appreciate the fact that I imagine you can have to I get okay
Just please are the best room please look at my debuffs
Okay, we go whoop wait exact
Let's pick up a tackle not immunity roof last
I think so, it's death.
A little bit of edcaid, right in every user is yes this.
This is it, this is it.
Mastiff is still there, see him with minus max.
Like, my point is this, right?
I can avoid balls, for example, but if I walk on to a rune, the balls go from manageable
to lethal.
If I, if I'm in a hallway, right, for example, and there's runes like this side, this side,
I'm better off operating inside this little green zone and not risking going and getting
the debuff.
Because it changes the balls from being, okay, if I plot correctly and I maintain fortify
And I keep smacking the guy and keeping lich up.
And I don't take like, 20 balls in a row.
I'm good.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Multiplic...
the uh-uh.
Oh!
It's a good one.
Was I ever going to kill him with Rodog's Kill, though?
And just, okay, just please, Shat.
Note the Immortal Call usage, note the positioning and the lack of me attacking the boss next
to Runes.
And how I'm actually surviving.
It's not face tanking.
It's deliberate soaking of damage in a safe way that allows me to consistently kill the
boss without dying. That's what it is. To be clear, if I face bank, my character dies.
My character dies. There's many ways to die out of the boss. But I can't stand still
one anyway okay okay all right I'm gonna stand still in one guys I'm gonna stand
still in one
you did 80% and tell you die that's my point that's my point you can and tell
you fucking die bro you can and tell you fucking die because then you're
fucking dead
I'm going to get hit by a single ball watch
give me the watch
ah, what the fuck, that's a bug, that's a bug, that's a bug, that's a bug, that's a bug, wrong god, that's a bug
I'm going to go to the IC dude, IC, popping up here
I cannot do this rain.
Whatever, I see what's up.
I'm going to be damned to see you.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever, bro.
Whatever, bro.
Incentivation.
Incineration.
Yeah, we want you to look out at that.
I want to see the damage of the balls with these, I'm going to hit this, can we hitting
that?
Okay, we hitting the ball.
Man, it's just going to give you that to never make, okay?
Use my potion to heal me up.
DD noobs
This is the boss I'm killing next
I can handle this guy
If I try really hard I won't get hit by any attacks
Because I see this right?
I see this
He does this
Whatever, I just ignore the fact that
I get hit by the debuff
I mean, that's when he just walks out of
He just walks one centimeter forwards
This is an HFIC.
It's an FFIC. Plus, the endurance side is GG. Make sure I have a potion ready to go.
Like, this shit here with the debuff? Let's see it with the debuff.
I wanna see how bad it is, can I take?
Weird.
That's bad, that's bad. Okay, so don't do that. That's bad, that's bad. Okay, that will kill me. Okay, so don't misclick shield charge.
Very good.
Bro, I don't want to practice with Pleasant Stone because he might hit me with that shit when I'm not in Pleasant Stone range.
The Syntagration Collensive
Cause I'm doing it in the stone range because I'm just memeing right now with the taking stuff
So like no collision zone
How much does it carry me chat?
I still lived in with that much of zone, did you?
Incimulation
Annihilation
The Syntagration
probably get
Like that could easily happen that can so easily happen chat that can so easily happen
This kids so easily happen
Bro, I'm out of the second. I'm out of places stone range, right?
So I'm not reducing his damage multiplicatively and I get hit a bunch
They can just a convent and Devin just just clap my cheeks
Like right now dude, so what was about to happen to me by the way?
I can pre-pot though if I wanted to, I'm leeching, pre-leeching right here, okay.
Okay, let's just see what happens, so bad charge.
Okay, so bad charge, so I skip it, but just kill myself, okay, so that's a robot, so I
will just die instantaneously if I do that.
Cuz I pretty much just can't do that. I can't I just gotta like tactically tank use my shit properly
It's like I see it. I see those ones that are guys you taking notes it yet
Hey people I see
Okay, I'm not gonna try to hang that I'm not gonna try to hang that one. That was a bad one to tank
That was pretty bad as well, it's not going to be pretty bad as well.
Did the Minidals work as little healers?
I'm on a rune, I'm on a rune.
I don't know dude, I don't know, dude, that was an easier boss.
Dude, that was an easier boss.
I've already done cortex
Wait, should I try my how to throw? Should I do it? Wait, I'm gonna, I'll tell you what, Chad
I'll do a giga triad run. If I kill him do we just go and kill exact if I kill him without dying on giga triad
Little pictures being in some wild new affixes to idea
Damage to all damage multiplier.
Critical damage.
Critical damage multiplier.
What the fuck?
80% more damage on that.
Oh my god, this is crazy, bro.
It's crazy.
Oh my god, this is insane.
I don't know.
on that oh my god this is crazy bruh it's crazy oh my god it's insane
this is an item right here this to me is more compelling than that dog shit d4 item by the way
this energy blade like this energy blade is more compelling to me and it has literally no stats
outside of an implicit just the flat damage range the crit strike chance the base crit
And the attacks per second with the weapon range and then the flight damage that to me is more interesting
Then default it
What you got you guys on is that I cannot say infinite bulls right you're seeing whenever I if I get hit by him
But if I challenge into balls I die
Now if I tactically
Immortal cool balls and I make sure I don't get hit by more than like say three in a single burst
Okay, the issue is this, right, I take 40% less damage, but then I take 40% of that hit and force it on the ladder, right?
Defines this and it heals. It heals me when I'm hit, but it doesn't heal me from the net that inhabit it.
If I get shotgun at any point for a lot of damage, and I'm not gonna hit, GG.
GG.
Sure, Platypus would just pick the AGG play and say this is a good item design.
No, I'm not gonna do that.
He thinks I'm harassing him. I'm not harassing him.
I'm gonna, I think what I do is this.
Oh no, and the rune turns off my recovery. It turns off my neglist.
And the rune makes it so most of the attacks kill me in two hits.
Guys.
I'm gonna max try hard if I kill him there's a temp and then we go for exact next if I don't kill this attempt
I think we should look at another boss
These are the best rooms ever
These are the best rooms ever
These are the best rooms ever
I see what you drew.
Yeah, a little.
The plumber put role in my sauna.
The plumber put all rooms in my sauna.
It's running this five.
Make a little joke.
Yeah, something like that.
This example.
In this, uh, some bullshit.
It's running space out.
Nobody wants up to all the acting, they have given 409 gifts
Anyone that's doing any sort of space out don't shoot. I'm banning you
Can you explain the difference between standing still in every single ability and facetanking
Understand
Come on set chat
Hey, babe, I could die here just wanted to tell you I love you
I
Can you test on specs thing that didn't happen so sus I did I just died right away
So what's up, I cannot see the ground when that's happening
So I am almost dying right there bro almost dying literally right here bro. It's actually so sus
I do I really want to take the risk that I don't die yet just by Icing
Maybe I get more spellbugs in my mains
Well, I have more max virus in my main when I chat. I have more max virus
Quinn you're starting to get worked up again
It's okay, Loka. Don't forget, you can get Molten Armor before killing the Brain of Cthulhu.
Yo, Quinn, can you fit two more sockets for a channeling skill plus infused channeling for the damage reduction?
Might allow you to consistently do annihilation.
I can't really deal with the Motocall.
If I Motocall and have my Flask off, I'm dead.
Now, if I have a rune on me, I'm just dead.
So the trick is I kinda take the boss, and he's near runes.
See, right now there's a rune right there, which you can't get me.
See, when I get this, I wanna take a round, which is just safe.
If I just move methodically, oh wow, I see, see this is sus.
Do I love this?
That's a tree blast.
I see this.
Almost died. That's so sketchy my life is going down. It will kill me if I take too much damage there.
The trick is magical, yo. I see.
I see the plumber just popped a titty
What the fuck the plumber just popped a titty
What the plumber popped a titty at least the purchase ability
What the plumber just a titty the possums are
current on your roof
They are shitting in your roof
The possums are currently on your roof. They are shitting into your chimney.
The possums are currently, they are shitting into your chimney.
And are eating my supplements now they are
top
Over there and so eating my
I was getting so scared
We bet we bet him we bet him we bet him we bet him we bet him we bet him we bet him we bet him we bet him we bet him
I see this. Leech. I literally can't attack him, I just got to say a wedding. I just got to say a wedding. I see this.
Melting him, melting him, melting him, melting him, melting him, melting him, melting him, melting him.
Can we try not to kill ourselves?
Go in, walk one step, mayfk, have a more to be checked.
Watch out for that rune, I see this.
Looking for runes, looking for runes, looking for runes.
See my rune to my right?
He's done this in bullshit, we will go this way.
The trick is just don't stand in the runes.
stand in the rooms
and if i do, i see this
i get a secondary wave of damage here
so we're gonna deliver the tank, i see
I don't give any way to the fucking don't you just gonna do anything that's it
do you any of those excuses
I see it's kind of safe near no it's not
it's not almost there this is too risky bro
I
See this I'm gonna stand I'm not I can't see shit. I'm not going over there would train that
Legit bro the whole ground is ruins
The whole fucking ground is ruins
How could I find him I see this leech
I see
This is why she says this is why she says this is why she says use my potion
I do this and we do like 10% live there I see
I mean, okay, so I just done that on my main. I would kill them just now, but then I don't know real doing it real time. I
Said I would go
Bro, I went to like sub 10% though
But then again, I'm gonna have better gear and I have more optimization and I'll even put like not immunity up
to him in case of a recovery I think if I play it super safe and methodically I'm
good because think about it the way I get instagibbed is if I just blindly sit
there and I just hit him when next to roots because then it's like he's doing
the mechanic I can't see anything bro the room goes to me no recovery bang dead as
long as I never attack the boss right as long as I never attack the boss next
to a rune. He can never bang me outside of doing his one shot. Right? That's it. He can
never bang me. The only way he can bang me is if I'm attacking next to a rune. If I'm
I'm not attending to your room.
I'm back.
Ben, Ben!
I'm skipping the lease.
Let's skip the lease.
Joe Logan I choose that boy.
Who's the Logan I choose?
That ex-ass and he's gonna go down.
Okay, here we go, boys.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.
Godgamer, Godgamer.
Okay, tell us what do we not need and what do we need?
We no longer need purity of ice.
We no longer need purity of ice.
Wait, is that the perfect thing to put out the camera on?
it is that's gonna even less race
is it 25 mana race this is 35 bro oh my god
No way, bro. I have one. I have one, yes.
Get some chills on the boss.
Check, we are over-optimizing for this bus.
And then check this out, boys, check this out.
Do you think I launch it?
Cause I will.
Just one more, alright?
I'm sent.
That means I'm not immune now, yeah?
I started to page page. It's a ton of damage also kids. I don't care. I don't care like oh no
I lost. Oh, no. What if I don't? Oh, no
I give a fuck
Okay
Well, let me see you I
Would love this now he's gonna be max bar is it?
Let's see, one max fire is there.
Is there a way to redo my tree in such a way?
Monsieur, higher damage means less time finding the boss.
Oh, dude, right.
So I killed Uber Oda with Ignite.
I'm an idiot.
I killed the Uber Oda with Ignite, but uh, oh wow, I had my, uh-huh, oh it's multiple
get a reduction wait there's no burning ground in that fight right let me just
check I didn't have that on my other guy is it but is it burning ground on the
other part
a bozog
He didn't have it, what about it?
This is the Mara, the Bajola, Berger Ground, Berger Ground.
It's definitely going to be like Flask Recovery.
Oh, we're definitely going to go with that Flask.
that flask is literally in balance with that fight.
Produce lifecarorade.
That flask is good as fuck.
My ears is not overleashing right now, chat.
I'm wondering if I can pass entirely differently.
I would love this.
And again, we're gonna be going in, chat.
This character's gonna be going in.
He's gonna be having 20% multiple good of damage to fire damage when I'm standing still,
which is gonna be so big.
Oh, yo, wrong flask.
Flask, when you crack the flask.
The thing with the flasso is it's like so strong and it's so weak when it's down.
A little similar.
Let me help that man, let's go.
Uh, you're bad for the day, bro. Get the fuck out of here, bitch. Yes.
Oh, he's stalling. Oh, I...
Okay. Five Max-Rays.
Five Max-Rays.
Man
Hundred and four hundreds a three
Oh, yeah, 30% max hit slash damage reduction is stolen by the way guys
Yeah, uh, like you show that when I had the flask off my character dies to annihilation when I had the flask on it
He doesn't die to annihilation
It's literally life or death
He's stooling by rolling a flask that works on the bus
Can you believe he's stooling?
by
And by the way that was only it was only four measures. That was even five measures. So it's actually more
pathetic. This is what you call preparation to win. This is what winning looks like,
chat.
Anything else?
Anything else?
Been there a little so- I'm good, I literally was there watching
been to the Gauntlet ones when I was farming out like traumas for my shockwave and he was
literally changing his build every boss fight for status. He was changing his build every
and every like yeah king do whatever you need man you got all the time you're well king.
Not like STOOOLING! STOOOLING! No dude. Shut the fuck up. Oh my god Ben you're the best.
off. Bro, just take, you know, you're so far ahead of everyone else. You got, you're
good, bro. Don't even worry about it, man. Take all the time you need to find out whatever
you want. Okay. Yo, do you need your dick suck, bro? Cause I want to suck your penis
band. I want to suck. That's literally, okay. And now here I'm like, it's like for a flask
that actually works in the fight. Fucking stalling, bro. Fucking stalling.
are we are the guys
if I wanna fucking quote unquote stole I will fucking stole
said if I decide by the way
if I decide at any point
that like hey I need to find something out
guess what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna find it out
If I decided at any moment there's like, hey, do you know what would be insane is if I had an item here?
I'm gonna stop. I don't want to farm it out, bro.
Ah, cocking my ass, bro.
Should I just use an anal? Should I just anal? We'll use anal.
It's pretty pretty, right?
fuck, stunnable is kinda good
Yeah
It's okay squinny you should not compare yourself to Ben I'm not or Chattis
Here's a professional game. I wasn't I wasn't chat was saying they did it still they didn't still I wasn't comparing myself to been
chat was
chat was
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up.
I'm literally about to do a big sack chat.
Anyone trying to stomach me right now?
You can suck a fucking penis.
Avoid ignite.
What up dude?
I'm still at Chewbacca.
Literally?
No.
Like I'm here.
I'm not going to, I'm about to go on.
I said I was going to do it, I'm going to do it.
Okay, where are we?
Ooh.
Okay, let me see.
This, that, this thing's on, that's on.
Let me check my wrist.
Three points.
Okay.
Getting one max virus would be so fussing.
I
Did it only had a fucking plus helmet, man
I can
I can literally do this a
Damage is still totally fine. I
I can go I have three points one two three gives me there
That's five points right five points one two three four
It's probably the play right
I'm gonna only four points
Yeah, but this one gives me two. This gives me three matches if I so that means when my flask is down
It's it's it's this is way better for multiple get a reduction. Okay, wait, or I could do a spell lock
Don't forget to stretch your pinky and I see your shoulder
That's not gonna make it
It's so much Max head isn't it chat
Even with minus 5 to all max rares, how much would still 4 facts fly hat, 10 max fly hat.
It's basically fixed 15% tank yeah versus the boss.
You're 15% tank yeah versus the boss.
That's it right?
That's it.
Like what do I have 20% more damage or 15% more tankiness the thing is I
Can if I can live and not die
Because the way I die is I get fucking bursted down right instant bang
But I make it so I can't get banged then if I can't get banged well then GG. Oh
Shit
Wait a second
Dude, when I was testing, I was using Sanstance.
I was testing with Sanstance.
I don't have Sanstance in this character.
I'm not sure.
Put them as if a Max Virus. That's kind of smart.
Although I would lose the Ixac. It's actually there, right?
I did a test with that sand stance when I went with when I went into non the sand stance
He was killing me. He was like one chopping me like you guys you went sand stance
He's just a bloodshot. I remember when I would remember when I was like, oh, I'm gonna test without it
And you guys will win. Oh my god. He's not using sand stance and then uh, yeah
I'll cuz I remember now guys I could read
Technically
I lose tons of damage. I lose like how much pain?
Unless I don't add a gamma
I could just not act a gamma.
Unless I go, unless I wait for war reservation.
to these work against to these work against the the balls lunar right now
okay dude minutes yeah fuck out of your dog we spoke to the fuck out of your dog
wait till the streams of wine bitch ass fuck it works in the balls okay fuck it
I don't fuck it. Yeah, we got to screw it
Ten doctors are banned for ubers
The plumber is face-tanking the boss a ball
What he said what he's saying? He is signs of me
I
Want to play from reading to the east
Hmm.
Okay, we can't fit out the camera, can we get it?
Man, if I wanted to fit out the camera in, I would need to fit...
I would need to take an ore out, which means I would need to take a white purity of lawn.
You are now manually breathing.
There's no comfortable spot in your mouth for your tongue.
You are now manually holding your job.
You haven't blinked in a few seconds.
No, he's gonna face me out, buddy.
He's gonna face me out.
Nah, fuck octagama, right?
Fuck it.
Let's do.
Fuck octagama.
Dude, we gotta ignite him, E-E.
We gotta ignite him, E-E, so he can't ignite me.
I think we go big dick fire Max or S.
Reduce temperature in Kurtz.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Morning from Wanganui.
We're outside the property of local streamer and part-time ride share driver Quinn.
And the big question today is, will he do an Uber shift?
According to the tradition that's sprung up here, we only find out if he pokes his head out of what neighbors call his cuckshed.
And squats his own shadow, sort of a Kiwi twist on Groundhog.
All right, no, no, no, let's let's just drop this wheel here
And let's go like this
Guess my shit perfect yeah, it's nice
Bang
87 fire is max bro that's so good that's so good and my damage is still good
this is it this is it this is it and then my fire flask is the last three percent
of the purity of flesh then you are already path to reservation wheel then
you can fit in flesh and stone and duck to karma I think
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we ain't switching goals by the way
I don't think you can fit it in I
Know I can't fit it in but the issue is my ability cost 37 mono
This the issue cuz I actually can just fit in with this right but
I'm cooked
This is this is the play this is the play this is the play 100% this is a play
This is Gigamax race. We get to talk at the fire race. We get fire is there. We get the additional fires here
bang
We just get the life nodes
Bosses as good as did can we fit one more fucking armadule? I'm up. Can we get one more on a tenon?
4-5. It's perfect. It's really perfect. Oh my god. I mean what the fuck I'm ready bro.
We're fuckin' ready.
Ignite immunity check.
Gigamaxer's check.
Gigadamage check.
What's my spell block yet?
Do you know what?
The other character had more spell block.
Wait, how much more spell block?
42, let me just check.
You can't see me.
Stand in.
Chab, just check...
Guys, do you want me to die?
I don't get it!
You like...
Okay, wait, you actually do.
You're a sick fuck.
44.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
What are we...
What are we running with?
83?
That's 87.
The extra 700 life as well.
The extra 700 life.
It certainly helped that much, but whatever.
It's still a lot of work.
Still don't really help that much, but whatever, it's still still in her life.
Now we're good.
Taking 5% life instead of a socket.
I'm a weed out, look at me!
I'm a reed out!
Okay, let's look at your A&R live.
I'll go look at your A&R live and your 400 ES.
Plus I'm going to be going in with, uh, yeah.
And I'm going to have Ignite immunity.
Yeah, we have to, this is it.
Hey, Clark is such a bitch.
Can you get plus one max res on life?
You can, can you get plus one max res and life on jewel?
On a closed door, I can go molten one smark.
And yes, it's technically...
more HB and a DPS loss, but the reality is this, the roof loss is going to be open, it's going to be up, but every single time he's shotgunning me, it's going to be up.
Now it's not going to be up, this is the balls, but you know what, the balls, as long as I don't stand on the rune and I can leech from the minotaur, so I don't stand on the rune, I leech in the minotaur,
And I just make sure I don't get hit by like five balls at once like if I get by a bowl every second
I could I can out recover that right like one ball every like I got bowl
Bowl
Bowl I'm I could do that forever. They couldn't never kill me. It's if I get like
There's like four balls all over the lap and they all go bang. That's when I get cooked because yeah
So I can't I can't take or if I get debuff and then I go buh buh bull and then it's like that bang
I'm dead
Using me are you guys trying to troll me with the match fire guys. Hey, just to guess you guys understand I
Cannot use jewels that are not cluster jewels. I
Must use clussies
I must not could do multiple. Do you know what maybe do more than once market up?
Can I fit that does everything upstairs on the door?
This is literally the percent region dude, which is huge
Hmm
One once mark is Virginia
I mean 88 89
What do you guys reckon?
Mmmmm, I get the mo- the thing is, we're talking about just covering Rue Flask uptime, that's
it.
It does nothing as it- like my max hit when Rue Flask is up is way better with this jewel.
It's better with life.
And rooflust is gonna be up. I feel like most of the time that I need to be up
But this would make ball phase like really safe, but I'm not worried about bull face. No, I'm not worried about bull face
Am I?
I'm worried about trying to take the boss. I can't see anything. He's doing a shotgun a rune spawn zone to me bang
I'm dead
Like my character dies in less than 200 milliseconds
If he's doing a shotgun mechanic and a room spawns under me, it's just like instant death
But that's how he kills me
Long you tell Karen you can't see it bro. You're just sitting there and your HP is going out
It's fluctuating super hard and then all of a sudden oh shit. There's ruin on me
It's right. It's about time you if you realize that you just get already. It's a matter
take two rooflusts
not desynchronized now and we just go
and we just go as this I think this is
good I don't think we go any higher it
like seems weird like I'm so close to
ninety-maxtra is why not go the full way
it's because I have a fucking flask and
it's because life is EHP and damage
where as it mass raises just EHP and
thought damage and then it's completely
wasted when it was last up the flask was
up pretty much all the times that I'm
going to die the flask is up so at that
point I'd rather have more EHP overall come here raise this cap check all
aura's up check
Oh, it's allocated, ESObleach is functional.
Cells on dash, ESCells on dash.
Okay, I need to tell myself, it's my mantra here, chat.
Do not get greedy.
Do not get greedy.
Do not attack the boss if he's next to a rune.
Do not attack the boss if he's next to a rune.
Do not attack the boss if he's next to a rune.
Literally AFK.
If you're wondering why I'm AFK in the boss fight chat, and I'm in the last phase and
he's at 20% life, and I'm just not hitting him.
You will stand in sirens.
You will walk on sirens.
You'll come fix-
Yo, over here, sock!
When I get back to your pocket for the brood!
Sirens.
You're pinky is taking control of your mouse.
You will walk on sirens.
You know it.
It will happen.
I have like no idea. I am just a sexy little Vtuber girl. I do not wish to know.
What the fuck? What the fuck?
What the fuck?
I actually do like videos.
Oh, yeah.
What are you gonna do with it?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know the ignite reduction on my plus is pointless but it doesn't matter.
Pantheon, chick!
Man...
Wait, it can't be frozen.
Wait!
I mean that's pretty good right six hundred seven dozen if you be hit recently yo W chatter
Dude, we are so chilling.
Dude, I need to look at Pantheon every time.
I need to look at Pantheon every time.
Okay, here we go boys, here we go.
I'm not gonna get changed stunned.
And before I was getting stunned for like a marker second,
and that Pantheon was carrying me,
And now I'm just randomly changing the stun immunity and it gets me killed
No, it's not guys. This fight is all about restraint and
Being very deliberate with my inputs
If I am restrained enough and I just noticed that he when he's doing his one shot attack move away from him
When he's fucking doing those bullshit, I press I see I press I see when he does knowledge and GG when he does this fucking
Um, when he's standing there and there's a really strong I just don't attack him
I just walk away from him and I just sit there and I just wait
Tram to come to me then when he comes to me we hit him
Ball face happens. I moved to a safe spot. There's no runes. I hit the fucking minion. I get leech my recovery is good
I just make sure I only absorb a one ball every second. I'd never get shot gone by a bunch of balls
I intentionally walk into balls by the way chef
I will actively walk into balls and it means I can take a bit of ball spread
Even if I think more balls overall if I spread them out
It's better than like trying to take a risk where I try to go through a tile
I'll get and get hit by five balls because that's how I die. I
Just got a lock in be very deliberate and I win
Flask is on chick flask is on chick or if we're on chick or is there on or their own or their own
Plus on sans-tons chick
Raises up business capped
Can't we're using a new pantheon for extra 8% am reduction on top of the extra reduction. We already had which very nice. I
Don't have an omen chat. I don't have an omen. I don't have an omen
Maybe I'll get an omen for a more very boss check if I was writing this boss on difficulty
I'd rate this boss is like a your pinky has gained something
it's this boss honestly if I play it right I can make him my bitch like he's
not like if I play this right he'd like I will never die now if I spur down the
thing is I like I mean thing is I see the same way I can die but I just got a
plague perfectly and then I will never die ever if I play if I play deliberately
I won't ever die so it's gonna lock in I don't need an omen it's a clutch it's
It's crutch.
It's a crutch.
Bullface.
The bullface is literally just don't get hit by a ring while I'm in the bullface and
then just leech through my minion.
That's it.
And don't get struck on my five balls.
That's it.
Okay.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Go on.
Oh fuck, oh fuck!
Dude, that's why I thought this was bossy kill me.
I remember it as well, I remember it as well.
It's like, chat was like, there's no way you can find this boss.
You know, you're just gonna tang everything.
And then I died.
And then I fucking died.
And I was like, and then okay, so X laughed at me, bro.
bitch fuck that little bitch
Fuck that little pussy ass bitch
Fucking it's fucking
Cursor okay, so did the same try to curse me now bitch ain't gonna die ain't gonna die
I won't play perfectly. I ain't gonna make mistakes. It's gonna be the most restrained gameplay you've ever seen in your fucking life
three four five
five three four five five three five one that's perfect that armor that did that perfection
Perfectly balanced. Perfectly balanced.
I can't do this yet.
I'm just pressing my button real hard because for whatever reason some of my eyes, he doesn't
go off channel, he needs to go off, I just die.
I have to eye-see the correct attack otherwise it will kill me.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm going.
Easy boss. Easy boss. Do not get greedy. Do not stand in the room. Do not attack the
boss of his next room. Do not attack the boss of his next room.
I'm melting him, help you.
And the runes, classic.
I see this.
I guess you don't want to kill it, that's one of the leads from it, that's it.
I see that.
Perfect.
I see.
Most damage you've ever seen.
I've ever seen!
Rune's coming!
Steady watch out, we'll go for head.
I see!
Scythe's spot cover, yes! Scythe's spot!
I just forgot to get the wolf rune. I see.
Come in for it? Nah, fuck you.
Most damage, most damage, most damage, most damage.
Most damage.
Rune right there, rune right there. Rune right there. I see.
I see. It's not what you're getting stunned!
Third!
I'm a roon, I'm a roon.
Don't get extended.
Okay, this is the safest spot I've ever had.
This is the safest spot.
Leech.
I see.
I need more, I need more, I need more.
Perfect!
I see!
More damage!
Fuck off, fuck off. I'm D-Veft, I'm D-Veft.
It's next to the room, I can't hit him.
See?
The stun is fucking obnoxious.
Most damage, most damage, most damage, most damage, most damage, most damage, most damage, most damage!
MOUTH THE YAM!
I SEE!
I'm going to be real changing the stun thing at the last second was the dumbest idea.
Okay, new role, new role, new role, new uber killing role.
Do not make last minute un-tested changes.
That was sus bro.
He was working my ability to move.
I was getting like, I don't know if you saw that, my guy was like, he repeatedly, I lost
control of my character bro, I was sus as fuck.
Zero to four, oh he got into zero to four.
Oh another Uber down baby, Uber X-TiP, one of the fuckin' AIDS ones.
I wouldn't say that's one of the harder ones, Chad.
Um, no.
Oh my god, so we got the, oh my god, dude.
Okay, trauma.
Trauma's fire, wait.
While I'm all fire-specked,
I should probably aim to do the fire guy, right?
While I'm all fire-specked.
I
Come gig a fire juiced up we go for the fire boss right with this kind of shit. I should be pretty damn good
Trouble right now
Okay, let's look let's look let's go on the stand and say something. Let's go send anything
I mean, we go do it. We really go straight. We are going we go. We got if you're gonna make you go for a chat
I mean, there'd be three bosses to go.
Wait, listen, Maven is like,
she has a bunch of one shots.
And then there's a memory game.
The Maven is definitely the hardest, I think.
Awaken Erethesians, which is fucked.
I don't know about, Dredd is a question mark.
What do you guys think?
Ooh.
Dredd is a brain dead.
Dread is easy, you guys think Dread is easy, stand it.
You didn't get it, let me see.
So I try, let's try out Dread, I don't know,
I have no idea about Dread, I literally,
I have no idea what's going on with that guy.
Uh, Giga Glaze, bro, I don't wanna call it Giga Glaze yet,
it'll make me, I can't have any Ego Boost right now,
I need to stay like a, I need to be like a dumbass bitch.
Your pinky has games.
I'm a dumbass bitch.
I suck at video games.
I need you to try and hide the max to win.
Your pinky is sabotaging your uber fight.
Your pinky, your pinky, don't let it move you to the runes.
The runes, the runes.
I'm sorry. Chris Wilson. I
announced a break every
ghost sent against Quinn
through witchcraft. So sorry
or DTS by the blood of C. Dobs
and all evil can touch me the
blood of Chris Wilson
surrounding with your head of
protection. Is that it? Is
that Drain? Is this Drain?
I
Say treat get out of here brother's I
Little jab no idea was going with us. That's right out. We're in standard chat. We're in standard wait. I'm fire spect
I'm fire specked oh my god guys I didn't want to watch any glaze yet I don't
want but don't know guys I can't have a ego boost yet I can't do it don't guys
when I get overconfident I become complacent when I am complacent I die
okay so you try to get me killed by linking me shit like oh man well
No, no, no, no
Statedly, I'm gonna kiss without the stands
Is this supposed to be bad or something, or what are those?
That's a joke.
Is this actually just a free boss?
Yeah, but I just got a free boss?
This isn't the free boss.
I'll take a free boss.
to an end
erase
What am I doing?
Well that one hurts. That one hurts.
That one hurts.
Why is this boss a joke with the fucking trauma guy's bug?
I mean I'm trying this little test right now. I'm just a little juicy
I said what's it do something was they even hitting me? I don't know what was that was that even hitting me
So this guy and I used to just be free as fuck.
That guy hits the helmet, the slam, whatever, but I mean...
That one attack is brutal.
That one attack is brutal.
What the hell was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
No, what the fuck is- Okay, so this is like, randomized slams going off that I don't even see.
What?
Oh, it was a...
Okay, so this is just randomized slams going off that I can't even see.
Okay, I'm not even seeing the slams, guys. I'm not gonna be real. I'm not seeing the slams.
So I've never done this flag before but you get this is like the first time I've done
it.
Oh, Providence.
Okay, I said Providence.
That's funny, he has a big plan.
This guy's choking on us a joke.
Wait, I want to see these bowls, I want to see these bowls.
These bowls are a meme.
Yeah, bowls are a complete meme it looks like.
i got one
and
he's an illusion
please
stop your mind
holy
okay
let's do this
what was that
what was that
means to an end
not even that bad dude, not even that bad
what was this?
HUH?
HUH?
wait, I can do that?
wait, what was that?
my mana is gone
what is that? 0% rose
That looked real scary, but...
Yeah.
You see all those?
Whatever they do, guess.
Okay, so that one's bad. We don't understand that one. Okay, I just want to check. It's good to know. It's good to know.
Obviously, easy avoidable.
What? What is this? Oh my god, dude.
Well, I thought it was randomized bulls.
I literally don't even understand what those randomized bulls are.
Okay, you're standing in the middle. Let me hear that. You're standing in the middle.
Get rid of the rest of the bullets while they're running you down.
Little money's down on them.
This guy's tanky as fuck, by the way.
Can either of you guys tanky as fuck?
Wait, my endurance side is full off on this guy. What the fuck?
Well, he just doesn't know what to tanky or what.
What the hell is that?
Does this guy have pain? Does this guy have pain?
So, and can I, you know, dred?
It seems like the endimission base is the only hot spot.
This base seems like a joke.
This part here where you just spot him, just by himself, he's a meme.
Seems like trauma is the scary thing.
Uh, next race, Pogent.
Looks like...
I'm running.
That attack kills me, interesting.
That attack does actually kill me, okay.
Wait, is that lightning?
What is that?
What is that attack?
What is that attack?
What is that, Zach?
Fred P.O.A.
What is that?
Oh, what's that?
I don't want to slam, tell about slam.
Cinderbees Barrage.
Dude, I ain't got a puny beat dude, holy fuck.
the website fucking sucks
I'm blind I'm blind
all right wait
bullet hell cast crushing me smortite damage slam
so it's just doing fist damage
oh wait he's doing fist damage yet wait he's doing 8,272
14,000 damage slam I mean a 14,000 damage slam is little he can't come over there oh wait
but then he does it be corrects 1.5 22,000 didn't he actually just kills me maybe maybe
be a ride. Oh no, I left. If she remember E.S. was full, I still left, even if he matched
I'm gonna ban this guy.
I'm gonna ban this guy.
I'm gonna ban this guy as well.
Why are we in the ban here?
You can't die, you can't die, I'm gonna retort.
You can't be un-colourball!
They'll chase you in your little island of the dead, they say it's un-colourball!
What are we... guys?
boat no he's using the inward ghost winner loss this makes me sad I'm gonna
say it is this the one that's killing me oh chaos knee cast cat dude dude dude dude
Dude, elements, uh...
It's cool, shh.
Dude, this could be a fucking...
This could be a purity of the elements angle.
I mean, what are my shucks? I see what my shucks are like.
See my shucks.
My mana is gone.
What the hell was that?
What the fuck? What the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that?
I see that.
I'm going to go back to the base.
Intangible pain.
I'm going to go back to the base.
Providence.
Providence?
What does that mean?
Wait, is this guy only charged?
If I stand melee range, does he give a charge?
No, he seems to... wait, what's that?
Yo, my Colbrares is on the cap here!
On a 78.
Who's doing it?
Who's not even doing it?
I'm trying to get a wrist check here, Jack, I'm trying to get a wrist check.
I have a water flag because he was chill.
But that water flag is not chill, so if water flag goes down and then I get close, I'm like
do I get close?
So my burdo, crit reduction?
How much max raise did I need to be able to cap?
Cause he had me down, right? I think he had me down below.
Wait, how much of my, I'm gonna see how much my shock's out.
Just purity of elements and then we just lose like a 10% show
Why the fuck was that what the fuck is that
Like we got we got all the exposures. I'm ignited
I
The race you cannot hide from faith negative this the one show there
Don't show them what they're doing and when they're doing it when I say I don't say so that is crazy. What is that?
How do you read that slam?
How do I read that slam?
Open your eyes, he just goes like bang, he just does it, it seems like.
What is going on this thing?
You were taking increased damage and reduced movement.
Fragment of renewed pain.
What does that mean, dude?
When did I get that? When the fuck did I loot that?
Do I need it?
That's blockade?
If that wait had I looted a rose and I looted a rose
If this fight is fucking close this fight is fucking close yet. I got no idea what's going on here
You take English damage by having Christian this beat
But it's having that as bad so if I had the flower I want to drop it like straight away
way. Um, uh, loading the flower is bad. So that attack there, fucks you up. I mean this
This doesn't seem that bad!
Like that kills you, that's an outright kill. You usually don't stand in that.
It's a giant-ass fire explosion. I mean, dude, how the fuck are you gonna hit by that?
What are you, retarded?
Hey, what?
Wait, why haven't I got the debuff?
My money is gone
Y'all take that with the monocle let's go
Let's go!
The darkest part of your life is untold.
Give me a second cast it and fight it a minute of time.
Oh that one you supposed to move out of that one.
That one you supposed to move out of that one Chad.
So we get that you don't go if you don't yes
I'm gonna call
Okay, so that let's just not rest that let's not rest that
That was a bad this pointless risk for no reason
I'm at the time just sacked and shit.
You're gonna get more damage, right?
Alright, Jett, I think his buzz is kind of free.
Like, well, I say free, but...
He's a bit sketchy, but he's not that scared here, right?
This guy
This does
This building around
It's burning around this bus fight
We just kind of like play around this day, when you're doing some sketchy shit, just
screw some old coal.
Move away, he's doing some way of shit again.
We just kind of run around a little bit, run around a little bit, run around a little
bit.
Go back in.
I don't like this boss fight, aye.
This boss fight feels like the theater something.
It feels like hey, let's just like get the boss and then like just chuck all the other bosses in there
And just see what the fuck happens
That's bad, is that the bunny ground?
That is the bunny ground, I bet it's the bunny ground, it really isn't that bad.
Okay so pretty much I want to keep this guy alive because he's a healer and I want to
burn down the incarnation of fear.
This one seems easier than X-Hack honestly.
I felt this guy's easier than X-Hack.
good. So, how many does that E walk out of it? Okay, E walk out of that. Can I face him?
Can I keep this guy alive as a healer?
Or can I use this guy as a healer?
No, I can't.
If I could, I would keep this guy alive to use him as a healer.
Legitimately, he'd be a healer.
Just have him shooting me to get me some mean prox.
He's like an ally, but the guy's legitimately an ally.
Let's see, is this the way I should have had in the last phase, I know.
What's going on there? So there's something weird happening. There's these bulls line everywhere
Yo, I got no clue what's going on man. I got no clip. What is this?
I
Can we do this I don't really know the athlete move back to me, so
That's just don't even spoke at all. I think it's keep attacking bro. Just keep attacking. What is that? Just keep attacking
to what purpose, what reason?
I prefer there's less shit on the screen,
but the shit on the screen was more impactful.
Rather than like, the screen is just covered in a million things and kind of like,
do a little bit of insane ass damage,
but not really that much, you know, like...
Like, for example, Uber Elder is like,
there's way less shit on the screen, but there's so much like,
that shit kills you, bro.
I think I see how to avoid this attack by the way
I
To watch this he might have me watch
I did not see how to avoid it bro. Oh
No
That's good honestly seems free. I think you're right yet your it seems free like
Just make sure I keep healthy and when I'm low HP just get healthy again.
Don't stand in this attack, right? Cause that just kills me off.
Or else that just kills me. Don't keep the Rose debuff cause that kills me.
And then just burn down Trauma ASAP.
And then make this attack here bro, just tank it.
Sweet air, bro, just tank it.
I can't see if there's anything special in the last phase.
I don't know if that seems like a complete joke.
I thought someone was gonna be a hard one, but it actually looks like it's an easy one.
Uh, I'm killing everyone with that.
I random linked minion gains as a modifier for 60 seconds.
You know what I mean?
It takes a city of 2% less damage.
skills can target damage womanians so wait you put it's just like the animate
guidance yet minion here now let's see animate guardian thing right to the
damage reduction I'm kissing yeah okay
All right, let's get on main boys, let's get on main.
Let's get on main.
Let's get on main.
All right.
What the fuck can I drop?
Pleasure Stone seems to be very good.
Hello.
The Purity.
Purity, Purity, Purity.
Pure development is blue. It's blue, right?
Seven
Eekieee.
Ooh, Eekie.
Ooh.
Okay, wait.
Do you guys think I'm going to kill myself, by the way, because I'm going to then all
of a sudden lose all this fucking- It's trauma that kills me, right?
Am I tripping?
It was trauma that was killing me, wasn't it?
Trauma was fucking my ass big time.
Oh, do we for sure going to go landing?
Uh, flask as well. For sure we got lightning flask.
That comes out.
Uh, do I really, do I really know how to do lightning flask? Was this your gold shirt?
YEEES!
You got lightning blusher?
Topaz.
What about webmix undergears?
We'll go back to the shirt, cause fuck being stunned.
Well being frozen, oh wait, I need to be, wait I'm not a void, I don't, yeah, okay so chat
when I put on purity of elements, my character basically becomes immune to all that bullshit,
right, so then I'm not going to get brutal, I don't get sap, I don't get scorched, none
of that shit happens.
My res giga, oh my res doesn't actually giga overcap does it?
by the way he can't oh this is Paul's thing
he can't score to me but he can do reduction that'll be fine right so he
can't score to me but he can do some bullshit
Greetings.
Greetings.
I
Yeah
I'll just say, well, that shit, man, is it a lot of shit?
And is it changes?
Oh, this is an untested change.
This is an untested change, but I did test it.
I just couldn't be fucked.
Like, I tested it by looking at my, my.
like I tasted it well enough dude I'm not gonna be at the shock the bosses okay
which is gonna suck but well we can't rock the boss who cares I now can't be
squashed I can't be brutal I can't be cocked in my ass now my mind is
It's cooked obviously so we can't do this.
So, I need mana res.
See that I drop an aura, I could drop flesh and stone.
I don't think I do but I drop flesh and stone.
I think you go flesh and stone and you sit on trauma, right?
That's what you do.
flesh and stone and you just you sit on trauma and you just ride his dick till he dies
that's what you do you sit on them
and then that way the trauma doesn't kill you on one hand and then the trauma doesn't kill you on
one hand you just fucking it's free boss like the only scary part is when trauma is out when
trauma is out he can tell you he doesn't blow damage oh and then also the big red one shot but
But you just move out of the big red one show like it's me bad of it rather
But he's doing the big red one show just move out of it
GG
I'm no credit me. No, I have 30% reduction
My mana is gone
I definitely want all this fireball shit, don't I, I want all that fireball shit.
You know, Protogeophon, yeah.
What does this look like?
That's pretty cancer.
I have like two mana points.
I mean it kind of gets me there, right?
See how that are at 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
I mean 7 points and so many points.
This is better.
I just lose a bit of life and get a bit of...
Maybe I get mana cost reduction on the attack.
that he said mana wasn't a lot
that's very fun right like this my character is way squishy though what the fuck he's so much
squishier i know my arm is too high right now yet i can see that i'm not going to change that until
I'm like locking in what I'm gonna do
I should I get in full on clock I take care
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I'm not getting tips chat not getting tips guys is my HP too low for this
my mom that's a wet squishier than the other guy right but then again I got more max race
And I'm immune to ailments immune to ailments with more max rays
I think that the fire reduction for trauma is sick
How much expensive this is in the light chat two silvers
Cuz I could just anoint charisma or something right?
Bro if I anointed charisma
If I anointed charisma your condition if I
Did a little yeah guys that what do you other music for it's a five? I'm sorry the internet if
Guys if I anoint charisma I can then fit in
I can fit it in without spanking it into that shit and I can have way more max radius.
Wow, I can have way more life.
If I meant worse.
Let me think, yeah.
Yeah, you need to if five, but if you're if.
How many are you going to ask for the Boston Chief?
I'm about to.
Wow am I bad too?
This boss looks, guys this boss has no one there sketches the x-hack.
The other way around the x-hack is like, he gets clad by jakes in like half a second.
This one here seems like, if I just build my character right, it should just, and I just don't stand in the giant fireball.
It should just be as simple as just killing him.
And then it would boss us straight off the list.
How playable is this?
Should I just see how playable this is?
Ah, fuck.
Fuck.
What is this?
I
There's a reservation dude I can craft a reservation fucking bro, that's kind of crazy chat
Reservation cluster
What are you doing about that a
So many of them were... Oh dude, a Reservation Cluster would let me get that shit in so easy, bro. Oh god.
What is it? What is the purity of, uh, what is that? What is the two passive one?
Wait, is it three passive? Non-specific better than a, like, a three passive increase effect?
25% effect, 6%.
6 times 1.25.
7.5.
Is it 8?
Do you have the modern advantage?
Is it 35%? What are all these things?
I don't think I have a high level one.
No, I have only 83s.
They're only 83s.
That's 80 family. I've got 83s only. I got two passes.
I think a two passes is what I need. Right?
Two passive with one of the big oras.
Or a three passive increase effect.
It's a blood cap.
All Uberbosses down.
Only a matter of time.
Get it, Godgamer.
Fuck.
Fuck, it wasn't me, it's fuck.
Chopper.
I just need to have an inspection.
Wait, I just see if introspection gives me
There's a vision. Yeah
ah shit
Old tributes, Anga, Lightning Owens, right, Naaah.
Hanna skills, Discipline, what is the period of elements one does?
Grace, is there even a period of elements one? There must be right, there has to be.
Concurse or skills, I've changed the increase, totally in my ass now.
It's not going to appear elements in no way.
It's a period of fire.
I'm looking for like a fucking charge at my brains getting cooked to have my brains
it's getting cooked
all attributes but it doesn't look like I can get like time where we got effect
I don't make me think, eh, effect, or attributes sounds so bad, bro, oh man.
Fuck, what does it look like?
What does this sex look like?
six looks like oh my god I'm only a two-pass if I'm fucking without it thanks for the raid captain
lance captain Lance the raid chipper sorry I didn't see that my bad my bad I am just locked
I'm just logged in as I'm about to find, oh I mean it's an easy boss, it's an easy boss.
I'm about to get a free boss kill.
I don't realize this was an easy boss that wasn't in that earlier chat, and of course
my log letter is getting a higher number of loopy kills.
We're simply coming in and collecting a free W, that's all.
Uh, yeah.
Collect that free W real quick.
Oh, oh, oh, don't fuck me.
Which I just used that.
I should use that right?
Bang
Bang bang bang bang
Okay, that's my
Pew developments pure everything's on I got gigamon. We refund this as well bang
Boom
6 life, 6 life, 6 life.
A little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more.
Boom.
Did it really have to remove an armored head?
I saw it's removed an armored thing.
Ah, I can remove all these ignite?
Wait, wait, wait.
I can remove all these ignite.
Oh, wait.
Do I want to die immune for the trauma fight?
chat do I want to not immune for the choral fight
probably do I wait how many night things I can I just put them back on again
can I just put them back on again can I just let me just have a look at this
so do I have the tats I can just do it again who cares I'll just remove it and
and then put it back on, who the fuck cares?
I'll move it and put it back on, I'm gonna fuck.
I'm gonna literally take these off.
And put them back on again.
Still need to now I'm gonna throw.
I'm defeating the boss in my hideout. I'm defeating the boss in my hideout. Do you understand?
I'm defeating the boss with mechanics. Uh, well, with game mechanics, Annex. I'm making
my belt so good that I can't lose.
I am a retard.
I am a dyslexic.
A retard.
I am a dyslexic.
Ricta.
I am literally doing the opposite of what I should be doing.
I am literally doing the opposite of what I should be doing.
Oh, my fucking God, I have brain damage.
I am literally deleting finite resources. I'm trying to scare a fucking path. Okay, why not?
Oh
I'm space chat. This is it. This is the last over for today. It's a lot of it today. My brain is officially cooked
I've tried too hard for the other boss fights
I'm officially cooked
Game mechanics you say a boba boba boba d4 bad
Good good good okay here it goes on for trauma check
Check. Torpez Flask on check. Rufus Flask on check. Immunity to Elmets check.
Um, next life. Fuck all these things. I am defeating this boss with fucking, like,
chat, I've just beaten the boss in my hideout, I repeat, all I need to do is go in and execute
the boss now that's it I just go on and don't stand in the literal obvious one
shot and just collect my free W if I fuck this up I have brain damage shit
so I could even probably remove this and check on the onslaught flask nah I'm
looking at that much am I won't be very good at time
I'm all mastery. Oh my god, man. I'm a master girl. What the fuck?
Dude, what the hell when did I remove that? When did I remove that?
The fuck?
The fuck that I remember that shouldn't have been removed that should have been on big sock bro
What that should have been on big sock?
What was that not on? I removed it two minutes ago. Why? Hey guys I am so spaced I must have
spaced out if I removed it two minutes ago. It must have been a mistake as far as I was
aware I removed the life and armor. Okay thank god whatever I did. Has my mind looked? My
looks good right a hundred bit I'll do it I've said what the fuck I have so much
mana I got too much okay purify Timber Shields a meme
play the game for me, play the game for me, play the game for me, play the game for me
Anyone trying to space me out and get skipped I told you that I told you that
And he's doing that he's getting skipped. I don't know why you're trying to get skipped but you are
Can I technically don't need Timbershield, but what do we say to that don't make any big changes
Right we said don't make me any big changes
Maybe Timbershield is lucky keeping me alive, and I didn't know it it could have been right that lightning attack was quite high
Okay, let's check pantheons.
Can't be stunned.
Yep.
Okay, there is burning ground, so I could technically do this.
Technically, there is burning ground.
Wait, burning ground versus not.
Burning ground still hurts you, right?
Even with pure elements.
Honestly, Chad, this reservation thing is kinda nice.
legit.
Look, I could do a lot with this.
Like, you could do a lot with that.
If I was all the glasses I could break.
Wait, what does it got?
Prefix?
Prefix.
Oh, wait!
Is there even a suffix mod?
Wait, is there even a suffix mod?
I don't think there is, right?
It's only prefix. It's actually free.
That's what I got at the suffix. If there is a suffix mod, you're all banned.
You are literally all banned. If there is a suffix mod, you are all banned after everyone said there's no suffix mod.
Where's the doll, son? Why is this mo- dude, what is going on? My currency tab is moving, bro.
I got resting because of that, right?
Okay!
Everything's on!
Check, check, check, check, check, check, check!
Bro, I have so much reservation.
I don't even know I need that one.
That's enough, right? I don't even need that third one, do I?
I'm gonna go with that.
I mean it's stupid as hell I'm not using it but I must do it motherfucker.
Purel on the face boss you make him shock him in room graft.
Yes I know that.
That's why I said let me test the shock out.
Let me test the shock out.
Oh it's only a 10% shock.
Okay, I don't mind this Intimidant Shulk because I avoid Scept.
Yes, I understand that. I understand I'm trading my Shulk to not get Scept.
It looks out as a net damage bonus.
I understand it.
The whole point is that it gets rid of Brittle, it gets rid of Scorch, it gets rid of Scept.
It gets rid of all these things that I just know I have to worry about.
And the only guy that can kill me is Trauma and I'm gonna sit on his dick, bro.
I'm gonna sit on his fucking dick!
You understand me?
I'm gonna sit in this fucking dick
And what I'm doing with what I'm doing is okay as this is what I'm doing chat hear me out
I'm sick no one stalls like you. It's really a superpower
I'm sitting on him and what I'm doing is I actually keeping him sandy buffed. Why am I keeping him sandy buffed?
I'm keeping him sandy buff to make a new 90% less damage. Okay. He does 90% less damage, right?
I'm immune to ignites
The other guys don't even do fucking that literally the other guy in the fight heals me
Okay, the other guy in the fight heals me
He's literally a healer like if I could I would leave the duty shoots the four balls out alive
Because he's a healer
So what I do is I sit on them the entire fight the only way I die is like I stand in the fire one shot I
Don't sit on trauma stick
Or they somehow overlap two shotguns at me and say like they do the I get slammed twice at the same time at second
There's the only way I die
Let's go we're going seven out of ten day
Flask accurate jet yes, I've got
I'm gonna easily win so I'm gonna easily win
Get your ballcamps. Put them in your bag, pocket. Save them for the boss after this boss.
This is a free word, boys.
Heard joke once, man goes to doctor, says he's depressed, says life seems harsh,
and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.
Doctor says, treatment is simple. Great clown Quinn 69 is in town tonight. Go and see him.
That should pick you up. Man bursts into tears. Says, but Doctor, I am Quinn 69.
I had my doubts, but said I tried, I tuned in, and I never laughed so hard at someone,
I PISSED MY PANTS!
What is going on?
What is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
Okay.
Alright, I'm doing final checks, final checks, final checks.
Let's get my audio fucking cooked.
Make sure it's super cooked.
Okay, there's no- I've defeated this boss in the hideout before I've actually engaged the boss.
Do you understand me? I've defeated the boss in the hideout before I've engaged him.
him. He's already dead on my screen. Just last final checks. Kick it res capped. No
scorch. No brittle. We're good. Check my notes here. Don't need a tech block. This lands
fire with good. Got dear fire res. She's my model for properly.
I'm sure I'm going to drop my shit.
The fire slam is going to hit me log out.
Look at that.
Do not talk to the stupid but I don't know why it's supposed to know I think it's stupid
as hell.
This guy's a joke.
Okay.
It's free.
It's free.
I got this. It's free.
I got this. It's free.
It's free. It's free.
And now we stand on the edge of a new tomorrow.
Brighter future.
A secure future for one and all.
Nothing is secure with the non-reality of torment.
of
I am not an end.
Unrevocable force might be done.
Invocate.
I cannot do this again.
You cannot hide from threat.
intolerance
in the cage
This is my healer chat this guy
No, I didn't do this one Mike
Everything we've seen and everything we do not awaken.
Yo, what the fuck is?
She suffers! For what purpose? What reason?
And why do you never leave?
of
the
That thing has some BS, I don't know how to read that, I don't know how to read that.
Where's that little project?
Come on, ride his dick, ride his dick till he dies.
This is my healer over here, this is my healer.
Providence!
Huh, who suffers? For what purpose? What reason?
The darkness is everything we see, and everything we want, I'm made.
Huh? What if I fucking fix your fucking game, fucking GGG?
GGG. Fucking dick. Fucking actually braided it correctly and I still get hit. That's some fucking bullshit
This is like a debuff. I'm gonna debuff
I
Means to an end
Or he did it
Where's he and he get on your deck with it?
I that shit right that shit right that shit right that shit
I see this, I see this, I see this.
I see, he's dead, he's a dead bitch, okay, run back over to him, just kill the big guy,
This is my healer bro, this is my healer.
See how he's running away, he's scared of me bro.
You guys are the fucking big dick gamers bro, he's about to kill this boss.
The Atmos is everything we see, everything we want.
And the next stop of mine, she will only reinforce him.
So he's tank-shape?
I
Yeah
Hey! I can go wild-strike at the extremes, dude! I can go wild-strike at the extremes!
I'm like, oh, wait a minute, I already fucking am, bitch!
Oh, alright, I was on the alien sauce, but not really, I can do that, that's fine.
That was exactly scarier than that to me.
That don't a single slam hit me we got all slams
Happy with that. Could I see he's good good mechanic rating?
It was I mean it seemed that you know after a while it's got used to it
Just you just see that mechanic and you just avoid the mechanic was fucking that easy
But yeah, I'm gonna get out fuck up sir. I'm spree, but we don't want 10 out of 10 now
7 and 10
Okay, that was dread right dread
So now it is simply trauma awaken it and maven
Yeah, it's simply trauma awaken it and I think trauma is next isn't it it's Trump is trauma next
Thing is a trauma jet is he scary as hell
I'm too spaced to do another one. I'm just but I'm too spaced to do another one
I'm not gonna do another uber and tomorrow's I think it's tomorrow. That's a tomorrow angle
I've not tested maven at all
Just sorry snakes. It's trauma next right? No, no, no, it's trauma
Troma's next trauma is like yeah, he kills me real quick, but that's only if you like
Troma's bad, but not that bad like okay trauma's like this. I'll show you try because I'm gonna see a standard
This is what we're doing with trauma. This is trauma stand. Why stand right now?
There's the drum is this
this is this we got check this is what I'm gonna do this guy tomorrow morning
This is trouble
Okay, all right, not the bad not the bad yet
Not too bad as well as you see that's actually this tank will tank tank and then there's this one here
And then what happens is this right?
What happens is this.
So then now once you're back, he's bugged.
Right?
So now he's bugged.
So now you're like, let me find the boss dude.
Let me find the boss.
Let me find the boss guys.
Let me just, let me get back and find the boss.
Now that's if I'm retarded right and I and I and I don't and I have to let's
basically I can't log so if I stay away from the bull if I stay away from the
bull it's the survival okay that was the bug wasn't it that was the bug no not
okay there's the bug so I would see the like so there's a basically it's about
It's basically guys. I don't know how the fuck this is in the game. It's in the game. It's bug
That was a bug that that was about to kill me yet
That was a bug to kill me basically. This is the guy. We're gonna be killing tomorrow
But okay, wait, let me let me do him properly. Let me don't probably let me let me let me don't probably
Okay, so we put wait, let me wait. Let me wait. Let me wait. Okay, Sanstance check with done with flask
Okay, Sanstance with flask. How fast is it coming?
Give me something to get
Okay, so Sans Sansa plus does nothing he still just murders you okay cause cool to know kitchen
Okay, so even with Sans Sansa and Tom and and the plus gets still just terrible
But that's a bug
It's not a bug fucking begins it's literally a bug okay watch okay, let's move let me reopen it. Let me reopen it
So as long as I do not log out and do not die it does not bug
No come on. No come on. Okay, so now I don't log in and I don't die.
Right?
Baba, what are you doing?
Ah, what have you done? Foolish girl!
All things said, the main bear maker is consumed by the bear.
Guess I just said that.
Oh my god, he's doing so hard, though.
I
Whatever
So what are we leased behind you?
Do we just get instigated by the bane?
I see this.
Wooo!
That's nice!
Ohhhhhhhh
That's nice, you don't have to run away from this, I was just kidding
But this isn't manageable, right?
This isn't manageable
No fuck
I
I'm out of these bad
Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe I'm a deal. I this guy's just serious how
But it seems like you just don't get hit by some big slams and then you don't stand the
beam and it's actually pretty manageable.
Honestly, I can maybe kill him today.
No, no, why not just kill him tomorrow morning when I'm more locked in?
I think this is better to be locked in rather than not to be locked in.
I'm not locked in enough, I don't think.
Oh, you can't tackle three minutes, you're dying.
What the fuck, I'm a diamond, so that's obviously-
Oh my god, bro, relax!
Relax with that fucking damage, bro!
This guy seems like if he crits, he just kills you, right?
But how do you stop this from going up to the front, I guess?
Fuck you.
Oh my god.
Nope.
I don't really know that terrible game, but I can make terrible games.
Terrible game, but I can make terrible games, right?
Oh my god, Brutate Slam is like, what?
Okay wait, I need to read that slam.
i need to read that slime
Easy clap, easy clap.
Oh, shield charging through those!
What? That works!
That's too risky, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that on main.
What's this? What's the CO-Chase take? Do CO-Chase take! I think I can CO-Chase through
the beams as well. It's like... Yo, I think I can, like, that's never a demop on me, right?
Oh wait no no no no no no no no no no no that's us, that's us, nah that was.
Okay let's not do shunt charge from the beam.
A FUCKING CRASH!
This guy is tanky as fuck though man, I ain't chat, this guy is tanky as fuck.
This guy is definitely beatable.
Um, like for sure he's beatable but for sure he can kill me.
This seems like about exact difficulty
Honestly, the main thing is you just can never you have to one-portal it
Otherwise you just gonna die because we don't want to let the netbug this instinctive here, right?
It's not that bad
I feel like half a second to react to it, honestly
Bro, I can kill this boss
this yet
what's the bug exactly?
oh you wanna see the bug?
this is the bug
you wanna see the bug?
there you go
i'll show you the bug
so look
see how there's nothing
see how there's nothing
enemy right?
see how there's nothing
enemy still like
see nothing was anything but it's just this is an invisible beam
why you guys question my question back the beans invisible
That's
Nothing was hitting me nothing was hitting me and I died I kill myself on nothing was any me look
All right, I'm killer nice any me
That's it look like he hit me, but he did I died to the it's really you can't you can't you have to one portal it
Because even if you think you're doing it right because you can kind of just imagine what the beams are right
So I can go on and just pretend like I see the beams
but like, the fucking shit moves around, bro.
Like, I don't know, is it being there?
Oh, see, I didn't see the beam, bro, and I was standing in the beam like a rita.
I mean technically if he was at like one ice pain you had to log it you could do it but
um yo fuck this man
yeah fuck this
nah we do it tomorrow we do it tomorrow check we don't that guys no I'm not too worried
I was really worried about trauma, but I think we can kill that guy
Boys tomorrow
Tomorrow
Log in clap trauma's cheeks bang
For me the hardest boss I think is gonna be maven because a memory game dude listen
I'll get a twist at the main memory game is fucked
It's fucked but yet tomorrow jet. We are going trauma
Awakened at a maven. Okay. Well
Unless I think that it's a suicide mission. I will not commit suicide. I
Will only go if I think there's an 80% chance I win if it's like a guarantee if I like to if I have not tested
I've not tested either those bosses if I test a wakener. I think oh, this is just impossible
Which I don't think is gonna be the case if I did test him and I was like that
I'm not just gonna commit suicide I would
I would I would retool my character I would literally rebuild an entirely new build I if I have to chat I will
Bucking fully respect and decide to kill Awakener if that's what I've got to do
Now I am fully I intend to kill all Ubers I intend to be 10 out of 10 tomorrow
That is my intent
But I do not intend I will not go into a boss fight that I do not think that I'm more likely to win that I am to lose
Does that make sense?
W club, okay, watch it. I watch it
When doesn't completely suck Quinn is better than 99.9% of the replayers good
I'm the rail changing the stun thing at the last second was a dumbest idea. Okay, new role
Oh, hey, throw!
Throw your Captain Lance is the man, by the way.
Yo, let me do a shout out to that shout out.
Captain Lance.
Hopefully that's it.
Shoot, shout out to Captain Lance, bro.
Wait, is that him?
That's some weeb shit.
What is that?
Wait, oh my God, it's Captain Lance.
This mess this mess. That's Kevin Lance nine. Why is he got nine in?
What oh my what?
I did the shadows on cooldown now. Oh my god, I'm taking a big L here boys. It's captain Lance nine
Captain Lance nine the goat I fall do not follow the weeb
I will bang you if I see if you guys in become kept to the land subs like that the weeb
If I see any Captain Lance weeb emos in my chat you banned if you kept in likes nine emos in the chat
But I'm not even just VIP. Okay. I might just be okay
boys
non-zero chance
Can add ten Ubers
tomorrow
Tomorrow
Don't miss it. It's gonna be correct way saved Chad
I have saved the hardest bosses to last cuz I just like just love you guys that much
Oh shit, I said love wood. Oh, bro. I cuz I I appreciate you guys that much. Okay. No, it's not enough
That was the point was I was joking
I've said the lot hardest boss to last because I'm just trying to get as many who was killed numerically as possible
Even if they cheese and they don't count because they're actually easy like listen
It's what I said the first like my character was such a well-built beast. I'm one of the first four Ubers were a joke
So yeah, I just wanted to get numerically a really high seven to ten at this point if we die
I mean, it is what it is, but I don't plan on dying shit. I plan on going ten out of ten
Okay
Ten out of ten tomorrow non-zero shirts
What's?
The after is not working.
The after is broken.
The after is broken.
Turn!