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GOOD TAKES/POTENT REACTS/COP SLOP -then->🚨WINDROSE RAWDOG FIRST TRY🚨10/10 GOD GAMER DOES IT AGAIN FIRST TRY EZ🚨
04-24-2026 · 7h 02m
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to be able to give to turbo
holy shit
disabled
They got faggers and disciples people in them now.
I don't fucking know what I'm going to do.
I
Want to see my audio I want to see the audio what is this audio?
What is my audio what a game is
Okay, this is a well what's that wait see shandy win rose
All right, it's audio see
Chandy
Wind Rose
What am I thinking Johnny
Leave her.
Okay, tell me it's worked.
Oh, was that muted?
Leave her job, leave her.
It's time for us to leave her.
For the wind was foul and the sea went high.
this version is okay don't leave it all right wait what do you know wonder is
what do you do this one
okay guys of course it was different it was friend of a fucking game you fucking
Retard a lot of asking is it's audio bricked
Where's that what do you where's that guy at was that fucking guy and complained you all yesterday was that guy at bro
How much for the gram of code?
I do a thousand grams thousand right before to give to the homeless
Yeah, thank you. You guys are so kind
All right, a thousand grams. Wow. Yeah, that'll be a hundred and fifty thousand dollars
Sorry, it's for the homeless
Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Do you want to like cut it with f*** or something?
No. I just thought because...
Where are they?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, you're like the king of all messers trying to sell!
No, no!
This is my chair!
It's for the homeless.
What a wintry person, man.
Oh, that is so cool.
You know, it's on the house.
Oh, I can't let you do that, sir.
No, no. I won't have it any other way.
It's on the house. I love what you're doing.
I want to help the community, too.
You don't want me to cut it with f***?
Uh, no. This is for you.
What's the deal?
Of course!
I'm exploiting your misfortune for views.
I'm not actually a good person.
If I was, I wouldn't have my camera out.
You're a prop to me.
And on top of that, and my fucking just,
I've seen how those videos go.
They say they're getting pizzas and they give it to homeless
and then they just eat the fucking pizzas themselves.
I've seen it!
I've seen it!
That's what they do!
They say, oh, can I get some pizza for the homeless?
And they're like, yo, oh god, you homie, I got you.
These are free on the house, these are free, and then he just fucking eats them.
I've witnessed it.
He did the same thing at a fucking donut shop, and he did the same thing, he went to a bunch
of different places and just ate them himself.
Get dressed, you're coming with us.
Well this is cool right, because everything's grainy, it's hard to see shit.
Dude, this is sick.
It's like I'm watching an old film, wasn't it, my girl?
Please, whatever's happened, you must know.
We're good workers.
I take this step for my country, for my people,
and for the Marxist, Leninist way of life.
Oh, dude, you won't wash it.
Minas.
Chief designer, you made us the envy of the world,
but the KGB is now more concerned than ever what the West might do.
The Americans have acquired your plans for the lunar base.
It appears that someone in Star City is working for the other side.
We want you to move the launch up you will be sending these men and women to their deaths
We are under threat star city security status has been raised to level one
Why do they do it on that way for any film? I want to know what every person is doing before they do it
What every person is saying
Before they say it
What every person is thinking before they think it.
I will not have any more deaths on my watch because of your paranoia.
Your measure of risk is misguided, Comrade.
Comrade!
This mission is dangerous. Every mission is dangerous, but you're not like this.
There's a signal coming from the ship that's not ours.
It's not a freaking serious bang in America.
I
Can't take any more lives in my arms
You know what that she looks I I mean it looks I I mean I'll give that a chance
Definitely I guess I just really want to push that kind of like oh it's like hey
dude it's old school it's kind of really want to push that aesthetic but
they're so a grainy film but like I'm a goddamn
Chernobyl, it's Cuff Chernobyl, wow it's like sci-fi, it's way more sci-fi right?
It's way more sci-fi. Dad what is this? Why is this in my algorithm? Why is this in my algorithm, Chad?
It's going to get even worse. Temperature is up in the mid-30s.
Walk at this loser
You will end up just like
Blimey Harry that Dursley boys blind
Any man who can do a hundred pull-ups ain't got nothing to be sad about
Joe Q to depression disband by AI Harry Potter slope thanks Hagrid
What are they doing?
I like they got the...
No kind of note.
Oh, sh...
Every time, this boy eats up everything.
Looks like your annual gym membership won't be renewed.
Lifting in the presence of a muggle
looks like someone is in big trouble.
It's so shit.
It's so shit.
It's so shit.
It's so shit.
It's so shit.
It's so shit.
It's so shit.
It's so shit.
Professor Plats, did you think I would let you skip leg day?
My membership.
Don't worry about it.
Dumbbell door took care of everything.
Dumbbell door.
Lifetime access, no limits.
gym bag spotter we gotta go
Hi great
Your friend is taking a rest Harry spotter
The boy who lifted who even is that to die? I don't even know who that one is
I've seen all the Harry Potter. I thought but I don't know who the fuck that is
I don't know who the fuck he is
oh it's a dead it's just a dead eater
wait isn't the house bought out on rights
You all right?
Blimey.
What hit me?
One of Swalmot's goons.
Swalmot? Okay.
We need to move.
He's not nanny.
Harry's water is not nanny, but it's crap.
There is someone waiting for you.
Take care of it.
He's gonna be nanny. Do you know what?
There are things out there scarier than leg day.
How can I outlifts Wallamore when he is on roids?
It just feels too hard.
You know there is a reason people don't squat.
It's hard. People don't want what's hard.
They want what's easy, what looks showy.
Forget about it. Just squat.
That is the secret.
Serious back.
That's right!
Okay, I don't know if I can watch this anymore.
I'm really dead serious back.
Oh my God, dude, I...
Look, I know it's rough out there, but I wanted you to have this.
Mom.
She was cutting for a show and Swalmore took her from us.
What happened?
Not all bodybuilders are good.
Some of them go bad.
He started like any of us protein powders creating, but he couldn't stop there.
His ambition to become the greatest bodybuilder consumed him, taking things I can't even prounce.
He lost his hair, his temper, even his nose, and out of desperation.
He wanted to steal the milk of a genetically gifted mother.
Wait what?
Your mum saved your gains, Harry, with her own life.
I gotta go.
It's back day.
Harry.
how are you right
i know there is something troubling you
today
the harry spotter guys can get so bro on going to make it come on it did it's
wet wet what point
at what point does it become some sort of deep fake
fucking some sort of a i you know what what i'm fine
You've barely touched your protein shake, Harry.
Something's wrong.
There was a roidy or a privet drive.
Oh, my. He attacked Hagrid.
For a moment, I thought I lost him, too.
Anyone close to me is in danger.
That's why we train, mate.
And there ain't a better place to train than Jim Warts.
this makes want to kill myself
I'm losing hope in humanity watch this
oh my god what is this
Anyway again, yeah
this is actual brain rot this is actual brain rot this is the I know much
anymore that I know that I should download it
Um
Oh shit, oh shit. Oh what the fuck? Uh-huh
Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah, was that what they designed that for?
That what I
Did the future is almost here, bro the future is almost here
The fuck master 5000
Can it did the self-detachable come true or do we have to notice look how does that work?
Okay interesting interesting guys very interesting stuff. Let's go the quick. Okay, so quick look
Nope
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Hmm
People speak a Robin Hood
Okay, you better hope 824 is good right and these are the guys who are doing
These are the guys who are doing the other ring are they
This looks good then.
Been out of rank a little bit.
Oh that's another dog.
Long ago.
So let's fool this one out.
Follow me into the dark.
Wait for my monstrous.
This world cares only
About blood.
And blood is all that we're given in a time.
I am the odd law, Robin Hood.
I am Robin Hood.
I am Robin Hood.
It's me, Robert. I'm back. I'm back again.
It's Robin Hood. I'm here again.
I'm Robin Hood 7.
Robin Hood 8.
It's Robin Hood, but except he's a badass.
It's Robin Hood.
And he's a fucking primal hunter guide.
He just fucking murders people in smoky areas.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's correct. Isn't it crazy, guys?
How many moments have we watched now?
I don't know how many moments I've watched.
Huge ax man.
Mama. Hey, if you're enough, though, whatever,
You're look I've watched multiple modern movies okay jet
They're just doing another one, but it's just like a divergent Robin Hood
We'll go that divergent Robin Hood
You know
It's just a Robin Hood except easy. This is just got slightly back story and everything's slow. It's like fun. It's the Deacon vibes
Sorry me up, bro
Am I getting like Monk and Frodo's wing? What's happening right now?
He said it's a subliminal or some shit.
I'm not a bad guy.
I'm not a bad guy.
Clayface.
Clayface.
It's Clayface.
He's face, man, but he's clay on his face
What is this super power? That's what I found out
Some guy jumps on an alien is like
He's blind and can't even talk like
I
Need this
Guy just falls over because he's blind and he can't breathe and stuff it gates and dies
What is it? What is it? Why was this is the stupidest power ever?
Was it the stupidest power ever? Let's not get it twisted. What is the point of making your face like that?
Yeah
Did you know there's a well-known recording of an audio recording which J. R. R. Tolkien
personally writes the ride of Rohim.
The recording was made in 1952 in the French South using the new technology tape recorded
during a period when Tolkien had not found a publisher for the Lord of the Rings, begun
since Confidence of the Serves of Rite when Tolkien listened to the recording he
he discovered the power of his own prose, which encouraged him to write.
Looking the fires of the war, now silent till the host of war, I moved forward into the field of Gondor,
pouring in slowly but steadily like the rising tide through which is a dyke that men have fought secure.
The mind and will of the Black Captain were bent wholly on the falling city,
and yet no tidings came to him, warning that his designs held any flaw.
After a while, the king led his men away, some at eastward, to come between the fires of the siege and the outer fields.
Still, they were unchallenged, and still a phaedron gave no signal. At last, he halted once again.
The city was now nearer. The smell of burning was in the air and a very shadow of death.
The horses were unchallenged. It was easy.
But the king sat upon snowmen, motionless, gazing from the agony of Minas Tirith,
as if spitting something like English.
You're saying it's AI because they're saying
they could use it to train AI.
I don't know if it is.
I'm gonna be honest.
You guys are saying it's AI.
Like there's a whole little JL talking
that's breached through the fin of it.
For a while, the three companions remain silent
Gazing off to bottom you
Then how to go and spoke
They will look for him from the white tower he said but he will not return from my years ago
Yeah, I don't think it's a I guys. Thank you guys for time. It's pretty cool. Whatever
Yeah, I you know guys, I think it's a I think it's real
Or am I fucking my fucking what I'm gonna do my bed chat
It dries up it's been drying my nose every night to the plane where it's like so uncomfortable
And it's just so dry
It'd be bleeding four days in a row and now fucking just hurts broken dry humidified. Well, I mean, I don't know dude
I
Have you been horribly injured by a project made by the acne corporation? It's not your fault. There's probably someone to blame
The name of the case is coyote versus
He's at me.
Wily Coyote.
He is reckless.
We all know who's responsible.
And all of his injuries are self-inflicted.
You've been settling ACME cases for years.
I could probably get you $250 for that.
This is your opportunity to really show people
what you're capable of.
These companies think they can do whatever they want.
We're sick of it.
ACME, ACU!
Nothing is here.
We really have nothing.
We both know it would be very unpleasant if anything bigger were to become public.
So, what is up, doc?
Oh
Do you think there's a bit mature for kids?
They're gonna be able to understand these like I'm thinking about my fucking eight-year-old. She's not a lawsuit is
I'm missing it like she I mean I don't understand
I guess you'll learn where lawyers and stuff for me. It's good. I mean it looks interesting
I definitely would like to watch that with my kids
It's made for Millennials. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna put it up by eight-year-old. So whatever did you look?
The chart is it the Disney adults is that it is that it's for?
Okay, all right
It's really nice for seven months to treat it for thousand four hundred and eighty suspensions and any of quite a shit
So for the promotion
Higher her now!
Higher her now!
You know, she's crazy, bro. She's crazy.
Oh, guys, we got a big-ass cough slope.
We should start watching it now. We want to watch it.
We should, we should, uh, yeah.
We should, we should start watching it. We got a big-ass cough slope.
I want to watch it.
Of course, you have Palantir's Peter Thiel,
the architect of our modern surveillance state.
According to several of our whistleblower sources,
Thiel is also personally invested in
invested in Sigma Boosting, friend of the show, Brayden Klavikular Peters.
This support and clav's rapid viral rise makes total sense.
Teal has made a number of strange statements about the future of humanity.
You would prefer the human race to endure, right?
Uh, you're hesitating.
Yeah, well, I, yes?
I don't know, I, I would, everyone dies.
I would, um, this is a long hesitation, this is a long hesitation, there's so
many questions.
seems to have a vested interest in creating a post-humanist,
technologically-transformed future
where, in real people like you and I,
cease to exist in our flesh form,
instead living on as immortal creatures up in the cloud.
Yeah, transhumanism is this, you know,
the ideal is this radical transformation
where your human natural body
gets transformed into an immortal body.
Yo!
This is not just like a black mirror-style
conspiracy fantasy.
There is a race to create this kind of technology right now.
Open AI CEO, Sam Altman, is now involved
with a startup called Nectone, who
planned to preserve and then upload his brain after death
as a base model for what's called cyber immortality.
And Google co-founder Larry Page recently
declared that digital life.
There she was.
It doesn't work, guys, because like you can say you
give like a perfect copy of your own brain and a cloud.
You're still in your body.
And that's just like fucking similar kind of view, all right?
even it's perfect. It's just a copy of you. Now, do you know what I was thinking is what
if slowly one neuron at a time, you replace your own brain with computer parts? Okay,
you replace it and they function exactly the same. They function exactly the same.
They perform exactly the same like a human body, right? And you slowly replace it, right?
One at a time, one at a time. And you're conscious the whole time. And maybe you
do like, you know, five a day, ship a thesis style. Okay, ship a
thesis style. Bang. And then eventually, after a year or two,
you're fully transferred to a robot brain. And you would
conscious the whole time you're having your experience. It's
continuous. So then maybe you're good. Maybe maybe you're
good. Maybe you're good. Boom, problem solved. Just do it. Can we get that go on to a cookie?
You know what I'm saying? Imagine the building blocks, just a few every day. Let's say like
1% a day. No, not even 1%. Let's say 0.2% a day. 0.2% a day.
Is the natural and desirable step in cosmic evolution. So in this context, it makes
sense that someone like Clavicular, who has already sterilized himself by injecting peptides
into his nuts and asked questions like, what's the ROI on love when asked about going on
a date with the potential romantic partner would be algorithmically pushed to impressionable
Cubase and American boys?
A bit of a narrative here, a bit of a bias, a bit of a hardcore slant here.
He's kind of reaching pretty hard.
I think the other guy's just like, tech guy.
I think the other guy's just a hardcore tech dude.
I'm doing a floating push up. What is this?
Oh, that is not... I don't want to play on this.
This is like a bad video.
Yeah, I think I want to...
I'll be honest Quinn ain't no doctor scientist AI startup billionaire AI or reversed AI would
copy your brain too many brain frogs in there trick trick let's go gay boy I mean that is
the am I would watch this or is it really bad that's really bad I love it just let's
Let's big-ass cops up guys. We're gonna get it now
We get we get start watching the console of ASAP. All right, who you poke chance ready?
Jettie you poke chance ready parents is the fucking bang. Yeah parents is a banger
It's not just like a guy singing interview. They've got like
He recorded all this shit on his phone
So you get interviews
Guys on that guy recording shit on his phone. I mean, yeah, it's some sort of crazy shit
Some sort of crazy shit
It's like a whole ass movie. It's like a whole ass movie, bro.
Yeah.
Not gonna lie, I was getting super sick of PoE, but it was worth it. Grats on 10 out of 10 God Gamer.
Jerro, Jerro, Jerro, Jerro, Jerro.
On my nose, I need water on my nose now.
Dad, the other one is in a room and she's still alive and I ran because I didn't know if she was still in the house.
I don't wanna go through you.
Where are you bleeding from?
I'm not bleeding.
Okay, well, how do you have blood all over you?
And do I?
Yes, ma'am.
I don't care what you did.
I'm sorry about what I did.
Just leave me alone.
I'm not bothering you.
You said you were gonna leave.
If you give me another chance,
you won't be sorry.
I promise.
Drop the gun!
I dropped it.
Get on the ground!
No!
Do not move!
This hit the Hall of January, 2019.
The Gallatin County Sheriff's Office in Montana receives a harrowing call reporting that an
intruder has shot two women.
What follows provides a rare glimpse into the mind of a killer, one who documented not
only his deteriorating relationship with his wife, but his own downward spiral towards
murder.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I was so angry.
The following is based on official police records, and some of the footage has never
been seen before until now.
at 9 a.m. on January 7th, 2018,
the Gallatin County Sheriff's Office
receives a distressing 9-1-1 call.
9-1-1, what's the address of your emergency?
I live at the next door neighbor.
She just came over and said somebody shot a roommate.
We need an ambulance.
Though the call came into Gallatin,
an officer from the Belgrade Police Department
is dispatched to the scene.
There he finds 32-year-old
Audria Adi Butler waiting for him.
She is the owner of the home
and the one to make the devastating discovery inside,
only moments earlier,
before running to her neighbors for help.
Where are we at?
What's going on?
I just came in and I saw that my back door
had been broken in,
so I went to the back
and I could see footsteps in the snow.
So I ran up to my room to see it.
My roommate was okay.
I have two roommates.
One of them hit the other one.
He's in a room and she's gone.
She needs help but I ran because I didn't know if he was still in the house
So you don't know if there's somebody else in the house. I don't think so, but I don't know. Okay
That is insane acting by the way
But that's what I mean like whether it's not acting. It's real
Like that's like an actual response to seeing like you one of your roommates be dead
It's not what you'd expect
It's not what you'd expect
Yeah, but I mean by it's like what I'm saying is the real reaction to someone seeing that shit versus like
You know what you see in the movies totally different
She's doing like a
Okay, so you don't know if there's somebody else in the house
Okay
Looks like she's been in a while,
but Ashley's asked me for helping her,
and I don't know how I can look at it.
With no idea what could be lurking inside,
the officer waits for backup to-
I'm bad, what I'm saying, I'm acting,
but I'm chatting this late, I'm the opposite of acting.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'm saying actors poorly act out people in shock.
Rive.
One apparent dead, one still alive.
She said I ran out as soon as I saw that,
I have no idea if there's still anybody else in there
or not, so that's what we got.
She said this is open.
I didn't see any footprints in the snow leading up here, so you're ready?
Yep.
Belgrade Police!
Police Department!
Anybody inside?
Come out!
I found the police houses of Skat.
They're nervous.
They're spoking out.
They're coming!
Belgrade Police!
Show me your hand!
There are doors on the left.
Right.
I was scared.
Hello!
Hi!
Police!
I'm in here.
Hello?
Hi.
Police.
Please don't shoot me.
Who shot you?
No, please don't shoot me.
I'm not going to shoot you.
Please don't shoot me.
Lying in pools of blood on her bedroom floor
is 32-year-old Ashley Van Hamert.
Ashley, what's going on?
Who shot you?
Nobody.
Oh, what happened?
I'm in here.
Please come here.
Oh, my gosh.
You're going to brush your hands, right?
I am the police.
I'm the police, right here.
Where are you?
I'm right here.
Can you see me?
Where are you?
So, real life is so much more,
it's so much more confusing than movies.
And this is crazy.
I mean, what is even happening?
Dude, did she get a hand injury
and she's like, brain's fucked?
Is she in shock?
What is this?
I'm right here.
Where are you?
What would have was been like
when people are dying all around you?
Are they, are everyone just saying crazy shit?
Holy fuck.
Can you see me?
No.
Can you see anything?
No.
No?
No.
Okay.
Please help me.
We're gonna help you, okay?
Please help me.
We've got the medical people coming.
Where do you hurt?
I'm not hurt anywhere.
You don't hurt anywhere?
No.
Where are you bleeding from?
I'm not bleeding.
Okay, well, how do you have blood all over you?
Do I?
Yes, ma'am.
I don't know why I do.
You don't feel me touching your hand?
No, I don't feel you touching your hand.
You don't feel me touching your hand?
OK.
I don't like it.
OK.
It's clear that Ashley is in urgent need of life-saving care.
And so the officers.
Spawn injury, maybe?
Spawn injury?
Decide to carry her down to the ambulance.
I don't want to go to the hospital.
Well, honey, you got to go.
You got to do it.
We're bleeding from somewhere.
We got to.
We got to.
They don't know the cost.
I know where she's bleeding from.
You can't have any bleeding from the head.
Otherwise they'd see it, right?
Surely.
Then again, I've seen a couple cases
where people have been shot in the head.
There's one where this dude shot his wife in a bed
and she just had a headache and was confused.
And anyway, they couldn't figure out
what was wrong for ages until one of the guys
noticed a small wound on her head
and then bang, there's a bullet on her head.
And she got, and then the guy tried to say,
he like, violence take, shot it from under his pillow.
But it turned out to not be true.
He deliberate, he tried to kill her.
But yeah, I mean, I guess it's possible.
Figure that out.
What was it, the wife or the husband?
Did the wife or the husband?
Whatever. There was two people in a bed, one person tried to murder the other guy.
They didn't know what it was.
And what I'm saying is, I guess it's possible she is shot in the head and they just can't see the wound.
But do you think they'd be pointing that out if there was a blood coming out of her head?
Who's the most senior paramedic?
I'm not sure. We have no idea.
She just keeps looking this way. I don't see any obvious.
I'm not going to go.
She's cool.
You don't have a choice.
We got to get to the hospital.
Rain is not going to get around.
I'm not going.
While Ashley is being examined inside the home,
officers have made a horrific discovery
in the room across from hers.
I got another person up here.
I just want to make sure through you
don't touch anything else if we don't have to.
Of course.
All right, let's back out.
Okay, got you.
Thank you, sir.
It's determined that 35-year-old Lauren DeWise is beyond help.
She has visible gunshot wounds to her head, shoulder, and torso.
The events that led to such a violent end would be revealed in the most unlikely place.
A series of self-recorded videos, documenting a man unraveling and his rage culminating in an unthinkable act.
Oh
Ashley in critical condition and on
It's true. How is she tripping so hard? I
Don't does she it sounds like she's got a brain injury, but then maybe this is how people egg when they're in shock or something
Okay, like this is crazy. She seems to like not know what's going on. She doesn't understand what's happening
She doesn't understand. No, okay. It was funny the way she said for real chat. All right
I'm not laughing at her chat. I'm laughing with a look
Oh, are we out?
Yeah.
With Ashley in critical condition and on her way
to the hospital, officers find Adi
where she has been sheltering at her neighbor's house.
Is Ashley alive?
I don't know which one, Ashley.
The one that would be?
The one in the right hand side?
Guys, the reason why I'm laughing, OK,
is because it's making me very uncomfortable.
And then that's the actual response.
It's a response to the defense mechanism.
It's a funny one.
Who does he think?
Like what?
It's ma'am. She's being transported to the hospital.
I don't know what's all happening, okay?
Let me go grab my car and drive up here
so you don't have to walk down the aisle.
Oh, right there, guys.
So I'll just hang tight with you, okay?
Shhh.
You can't unsee that.
I know, it's gonna fuck your laugh up.
I mean, he's so sorry.
Oh, he's crazy, he's so crazy, that's...
Why was I so excited?
I just ran, because I didn't know if he was still in the house.
5-9-3-2-6.
No, you do the right thing.
I mean, was I to go home by the time?
Audi had spent the night at a friend's
and when she returned home this morning,
she found the back door was broken
and there were boot prints in the snow of her backyard.
These boot prints would eventually play a critical role
in unbailing the truth of what happened
to Lauren and Ashley.
I can't believe they ever get...
Who is he to you guys?
Because it's Lauren's ex-husband.
Well, current husband.
Current husband.
In processive.
And that's the gal on the left-hand bedroom.
And what's his name?
Paul DeWise.
Okay, here, let's go.
Is she dead?
I believe so, yes.
Oh, God.
Given Adi's assertion that 47-year-old Paul DeWise
was the one to carry out the brutal attack
on Ashley and his soon-to-be ex-wife, Lauren,
he's tracked down and detained
as he heads home from church with his three children.
I hate guns.
Why can some little soy boy beta cuck shoot these people?
All right, it's so easily.
See this breaks in, I mean it's so insane.
It's like so crazy.
If someone has a gun and you haven't got a gun,
they can be the most retarded cunt out
and they can just walk up and shoot you
and there's not really much you can do about it.
So annoying.
So annoying, it fucking pisses me off.
Oh my God, it makes it, dude,
I'm telling you, if I lived in N.A.,
I'm getting myself a gun
And I'm carrying that shit because everyone else has guns.
And if you don't have a gun, then some retail with the gun shoots you.
It's basically what happens.
It seems like that's like legit.
Otherwise, otherwise some, some bozo can just kill you.
And what are you going to do about it?
What are you going to do about it?
Gigi, it's like, it's a doggy dog, man.
But this random little soy boy, old dude can come into your house and
just fucking shoot you into the.
I can't move my hand.
He's taken into the Belgrade Police Department for questioning, and his children, who will
have their own story to tell, are placed with child and family services.
Though Paul was informed he was being detained, he's only been given a few details about what's
going on.
The investigators have contacted me and asked me to bag your hands.
What this means is I'm going to place these paper bags over your hands, just to
make sure that nothing interferes with your hands, okay?
So I need you to take your jacket off.
Can't claim another guy for a service.
I can't keep my hands on that.
Yes, sir.
Just over a year earlier in October, 2017,
Paul and Lauren DeWise had moved to Bozeman, Montana.
Little did they know this decision
would mark the beginning of the end of their relationship
and Lauren's life.
In one of his many self-recorded videos,
Paul describes what sparked their move.
So my wife, she got a job at Rocky Mountain Bank
in Plains, and you know, she's great.
And they loved her and they promoted a bank manager in Bozeman,
even though she had no prior banking experience and she'd only been a teller for a year.
You know, they just, there was a couple of people on the board that, you know,
hired her that were like, yeah, I don't think so, but they were overruled.
And she's done an amazing job and they love her and she's just getting,
she's going higher and higher and it's unbelievable.
She's in leadership Bozeman here and now she's the number one bank manager.
is he posting it on YouTube or was he recording this?
I'm done, I'm almost done.
Yeah, it's been really good for us all.
That's awesome, it's been awesome.
So we're having a lot of fun.
We're very happy.
And coming outside, the DeWise family
appeared perfectly normal and perfectly happy.
Yet, as Paul's recordings would eventually reveal,
this was all a facade.
Under scrutiny, there were signs of something far darker
lurking below the surface.
I'm just going to take a look at this.
My name is Justin and I'm with the Belgrade Police Department.
Okay.
Hands faked up.
So basically, just that we can get things rolling here,
what I'm going to do is ask for your permission.
I just want to take a couple swabs of your hands to look for some gun shop as you did.
Okay, okay
Paul's hands are swabbed and he's read his Miranda rights. What do you do for work?
I've been staying home for a while
The hardest job there is while Lauren worked full-time Paul cared for this day. I'm dead
Bro, of course, he's a fucking baby cuckoo shoots his wife, man. Oh my god Jesus Christ
The four-year-old daughter affectionately any student they mother's you shoot your wife as well
Like he's I mean
He like I mean dude
Okay, wait, I'm trying to know I shouldn't really get into what's ethical not ethical
But like good
Jesus Christ this guy's pathetic holy fuck named baby
Where?
This guy's fucking kidding.
What goes?
I do kids.
I feel so bad for the instant kids.
You good, good, baby?
All those are so sharp.
During the school year, Paul's two children
from a previous marriage, 17-year-old Natalie
and 15-year-old Joe, also lived with them in Montana.
And then when you say you're mom, you're stepmom, right?
Yeah.
OK.
Let me think of his mom.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear Natalie.
Happy birthday to you.
Baby, definitely with the candles.
Thank you.
While Paul often captured wholesome and happy family
moments, his recordings would take a troubling turn.
And we're going to transition now, though, so.
Is that right?
Yeah.
So we're kind of transitioning.
Oh, we're separated.
Oh, yeah. In fact, she's supposed to be a baby today.
So it's been tough. Oh, I mean, there you go.
Investigators would dive into the details of Paul and Lauren separation soon.
But for now, they finally address why they brought Paul in.
It's always about some weak kid's shit.
Wanted to talk to you is there are some issues that have control
over at Lauren's house last night this morning.
And I just kind of wanted to touch base with you to see if you're over there at all if and where you were this morning, that kind of thing.
Well, someone broke into the back door of her place.
I'm sorry.
Well, not really.
She doesn't.
What happened?
Well, the person that came in ended up shooting her.
She's dead?
Yeah.
What a buzzer.
This is news to me. I don't know anything about it.
A lot of buzzer.
They used complete surprise.
They told me when they took me up they were investigating a homicide.
What a buzzer.
I did not think I, you know, I just, there's some weird stuff's been happening since I've been a buzzer.
So I, you know, I'm like, jeez, you know, yeah.
I understand this is very difficult.
Get out of here with this.
Oh my God.
And if let's say for you think I didn't do it,
you gotta look at the big thing and say you did it.
So if we can give you to give us any information that you can about
anything whether it was you or not.
Paul explains that there's no way he can be literally he like that the stereo typical
He's the fucking partner that's getting divorced and there's a dispute of the kids
And he's like a control freak fucking weirdo even the wife's fucking friend immediately identified you
I mean, what are we talking about here, bro? What are we talking about? Are you kidding me, bro?
What are you doing this porn acting is gonna do and he can prove it
He was home all day except for a single occasion
If someone's getting divorced and there's like some separation with some kids and shit and then one of them dies
It's like 95% the partner
There's not like that. No, it's pretty even hard in that. It's pretty hard in that. That's just how that's just how it is
If you want to kill someone get away with it kill someone completely at random with a firearm for no reason
Making sure there's no such surveillance
But you have someone you have no
Relationship to you, you know, they're not your partner. You don't know them. Okay. It's what you don't you killing your fucking wife
Is the dumbest shit you can even consider it especially in this situation. I
Said I'm not one to say I'm saying I'm saying in terms of he's like the this is the worst possible murder you could ever commit and
Do you think you're gonna get away with it by porn acting in a fucking interview with a police officer?
is insane. Just get a lawyer, you fucking retard. Just get a fucking lawyer. I must admit, people
like this, dude, it just makes you want to go back to the medieval times, you know, we just like put
them on some, we just burn them alive with some shit, you know what I'm saying? Just just crucifies
ass. The detectives don't have to take Paul's word for it. His children get out of Italy,
both tell investigators a similar story. So they want to be around in the middle of the
time to get back. Surveillance footage from the town pump convenience store shows Paul
entering the store to buy beer at 1234. With his alibi established Paul launches into a
timeline of his deteriorating relationship with Lauren. What he may not realize is that
he's also unknowingly narrating his own descent down a dark path. Think about this
Right think about this think about this context like he's really bad at role-playing like as an innocent person as well
Because if you're an instant person and they're sitting there the lead investigators are sitting there wasting their time talking about your past
With your wife and like you know happen months and years beforehand
You should you wouldn't be sitting there just doing like some slow low-key narration
Trying to make frame yourself as a good guy who has a bad guy on all this you'd be like yo stop wasting your time with me
I'm innocent. This is a waste of time
I didn't do it, let's wait. Do you need any information for me? What else can I help you with?
That's what an innocent person is going to be doing. They're not going to be doing this.
She's going through like a mid-life crisis.
You know what you're telling me?
No. She's staying gone. She's coming home late and drunk.
It was around this time, about six months earlier, that Paul began recording his conversations with the Lauren.
constantly going out with other people. You're staying over late. It's terrible. You come home
when you're staying at your own. You avoid me every second you can. You stay away from me every
second you can. You don't come around me at all unless you have to. It's just like whenever
she's home, everything's very tense and uncomfortable because I feel like I don't know her anymore.
It's just all of a sudden as she was removed from those rooms, she just completely changed.
during that time.
Well, I was here cloning all this shit.
And then coming home late and...
That's a secret.
Being kind of mean to us and never the one being...
I'm gonna ask Tim.
I'm gonna ask Tony.
She was like, she was just real snappy about stuff.
However, she did talk to us.
Yeah.
And she never was going to hang out anymore.
I don't know.
Anything goes on my house.
Right?
I don't think you can say anything.
Have you ever seen a brush or teeth before?
Right.
As I say that, I mostly don't be paying attention.
Guess not.
Because I brush my teeth all the time.
Right.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
she brush your teeth all the time maybe no she doesn't she brush your teeth all
the time no she doesn't you'll play nothing what the fuck is that what is
this but hey bro how to break your kid 101 I was like okay so that's fucking
freak recording his arguments his wife like in secret or whatever that's
fucking weird blow he's blatantly doing it and his and his kids there while
having some domestic argument. I mean, this child is being ruined, bro. Legit, this is
like, I mean, dude, this. No, she doesn't. Does she brush her teeth all the time? No,
she doesn't. Bro, that's some psycho shit, like talking shit about your wife right in
in front of your kids while you're recording it.
Staying with me and you're all about making yourself
extra pretty in the morning, putting extra perfume on
and going off looking gorgeous every day
and you don't have time to come home to me
and you don't think about food for me
and you say, oh, I brought you lunch.
You brought me lunch.
I asked you to bring me lunch.
Jesus, this guy is such a bitch.
This guy is such a bitch.
This guy's holy fuck bro.
What a pathetic specimen.
How the fuck did she even get with this guy in the first place?
This is insane.
It's supper three times since my kid's-
Dude, we're calling in front of a kid
is irritating as hell bro, I'm not gonna lie.
This is like, this is child abuse.
In here, August 15th.
Three times you've made it.
The last time was tonight.
Yeah, there was two other times.
That's it.
You won't get groceries for us.
shop for us everything you say you won't do it for us
I made a turkey I've made spaghetti I've made steak I have made this
German spaghetti and then my guests came over
oh my god dude do he sound
he's a bro you're the stand up dad you fucking retard
she's actually going to walk and doing the the fucking she's a breadwinner
What the fuck are you talking about?
Holy shit!
Of course!
She can't be making food all the time!
She's at work!
Jesus!
And we have enough noodles.
You cook some noodles.
I just made spaghetti.
Doesn't count as supper.
The other night, I just made spaghetti.
Right.
Oh, man.
Kid, you're just...
Because I just live here.
You know the whole idea.
No.
We ate.
Yeah.
I just live here.
I just live here.
with her face, her teeth every day. And baby says you don't because she knows
who brushes her teeth. You did say that. It's on video.
Yeah. But what a fucking freak, bro. What if this guy's a complete freak?
Okay, I'll take an hour. I'll take an hour. Great. I would love if you'd talk to me for an hour
about my family. I would love if you-
He's like a Karen owning like a person who like fainted being into it or, you know,
they got into an interaction with outside the mall.
Instead, it's like in his house,
in front of his kids with his wife.
He's like carrying his fucking wife.
Talk to me an hour about me.
I love if you talk to me about her.
I love if you spend one hour of your fucking day.
In a 24-hour period talking to me about anything,
but you won't do it.
You have nothing to do with me.
But I was like, well, she dumped her face, you know?
It's just, it's probably not then I'm just, you know, kind of like, or I've learned and I really didn't get too concerned until we weren't getting along after her.
Now, this knee injury occurred during a shocking altercation over the summer. Paul explains that he'd taken his and Lauren's daughter out for a walk along a nature trail. She'd stopped at a fence where two dogs were barking.
They were walking and some jump leg a tired dogs barking at us and she turned them on us
And then the guy can't have attacked me this guy's like his family members came out and
It was just really you
It was intense and tackled me hurt my knee false habit of recording meant that he captured some of this altercation on video
His footage picks up. This guy's wasn't a fucking kick streamer, bro was tackled
We just got attacked by these people's dogs. This is my baby
stop freaking your kid out intentionally and then recording her did you
think that dog was gonna get you I did too he's bro look at this psycho baby by
the way he's he's deliberately aggravating his fucking four-year-old
daughter and they're gonna cry and then recording her and then trying to
use her as a victor to attack these people instead of actually caring about
his own child but this this is psychotic and then this man attacked me behind the dog after
this woman baby I'm sorry I went through my life my knife to defend myself against this
man who took me down with a single leg takedown this guy's fucking such a pathetic little
bitch as the last resort and my back was on the floor I struck up with a knife I struck
They pulled the dog away, now the dog's gone.
You okay, baby?
I'm so sorry.
These people, they turned their dog out of the fence yard.
It's now closed once again.
But the woman came down, turned their dog out of that yard,
under my daughter and myself.
They threatened us when we tried to walk by.
They threatened us and said,
Obviously the dogs don't like you. What are you doing here, but we're walking on the nature trail probably with my daughter
It's all gonna come out in it and your dogs need to be put down and you need to be run out of town
I did because you were aggressive towards me following your dog is trying to get my daughter
Right, how could I possibly kick you if you didn't rush me? Oh my god
This guy's the whole time and the way he's using his child as a fucking weapon
It's crazy, but he's reminded me of like
one of these psycho chicks
It got going for a walk and they like you know the one that's like choking a fucking dog out
Sanchez getting attacked. It's this sort of same sort of shit
Same it's the same sort of shit. You know like that's the same exact vibes
You know what? You know exactly what you did.
He's just a Karen. He's just like the most ultra-Karen pussy bitch.
Tell me, sir. Yeah, I did. Let's get out of here.
Are you crazy or what?
This is a movie. You'd be like, man, you'd have to suck.
Are you crazy or what? What the hell go now?
What are you crazy, man? They're like GTA NPCs or something.
You guys are going to be out of here.
I'm so glad you're on cover for what you are.
The aggord, he's like the stator to Karen and he's like the GTA NPCs.
Yeah.
Are you serious?
Oh, I'm very serious.
You come into my yard and then you're on the trail right here.
I came out to see what was going on, and you stabbed me.
Yeah, right.
Keep walking, baby.
Are you serious, man?
Keep walking.
You're doing good, baby.
Just keep running.
It's okay.
Hey, don't go.
Stop freaking your kid out, you psycho.
Don't run away from the situation here.
The dog's owners had in fact called the police,
and it only takes a few moments for them to arrive.
Copy.
Drop the gun!
I dropped it.
on the ground. No. Fuck. Why is the kid acting like that? Why is it? Okay. I wonder why because
the child's been fucking psychologically traumatized for like, I mean, this guy's been using it
the whole time, right?
It's okay, baby.
It's okay.
It's okay, baby.
It's okay, baby.
It's okay, baby.
It's okay, baby.
That cat is learning all these behaviors, by the way.
She's going to be the final boss, Karen.
That cat is going to be the final boss.
She's learning all of this.
It's okay.
everyone around me as a tool to create excuses about my own bad behaviors that
frame everyone in the wrong constantly record everything.
Dude, just gaslight everyone, attack your wife constantly, what's she gonna do bro?
I don't want to do that.
Paul was handcuffed giving everyone a moment to calm down.
He was soon released and both Paul and the dog's owner spoke to the police about
the incident.
So our dogs had barking and we just stood there for about five minutes and we were just like, hey, you know, our dogs are kind of barking, would you mind moving on?
And unfortunately my dogs squeezed through the fence and then he just threw his knife.
And that's when that man ran because I pulled a knife out on a dog and I thought, well, I wouldn't use the knife on him.
And that was a judgment mistake that he made.
I'm not thinking like I'm so bad. It's going to, you know, attack somebody. I'm thinking, I got to save my baby.
The man Paul stabbed ended up needing five stitches in his arm.
Following an investigation, police determined that since the incident occurred on a public trail
and the dog's owners first approached Paul, they believed he acted in self-defense.
The man was issued citations for assault and an animal at large.
Why would he walk around with the blade and the broad daylight, by the way?
Well, like, the, uh, like,
Yet in text messages exchanged between Lauren and Paul,
Lauren shared her frustration with him over his choice to engage with his own-
That's normal, wait, to walk around with that stabbing device?
Like, hey, if he's a ship and he's got knives, okay?
And he's, I don't know, I mean, I don't know, maybe a pocket knife,
but he had, like, a fucking blade on him, bro.
He's like a shank. He's fucking living in London style, bro.
Pugs owners writing you chose to talk back to her and make the dog an issue. Oh my the couple had already been struggling
But Paul's actions and resulting injury only escalated the growing tension between them right now
She's just like punishing me
You know, and I just have to break you know, cuz I hurt my knee
I was really depressed and I go was in a dark place and she was really not that worried about it
Like she's like, you know, she's mad me for getting her
You know because I've had two big injuries with two big surgeries in the last six years where she's going to take care of me
Paul ended up tearing his ACL and had to get his meniscus replaced
So when you go to the physical therapist and you're the doctor and so if they tell you that you have to massage the area
So it'll get better his thing was that he wanted her to do that for him to help him
He's like fully reversed to gender roles
Let's not get it twisted like he is fully embraced like that like he's he's like a
Hiked up version of a wife. He's like a wife times three or something
Your wife can take out the trash easily right she can take out the trash easily as fuck
But she actually take out the trash. It's not about it's not about the fact that you know
She's gonna take out the trash. It's like she wants
You to show her that you care about her and you want to help her out and it's like a physical job
So you help her out. You know, it's like that's like the thing, right?
It's like some sort of and he's like this hyped up ultra version
You don't spend enough time with me you not caring enough about my knee. You don't even brush the kids teeth enough
It's like he's like it's like wife mode, but like on the role leads bro. He's like ultra bitch mode
world
Did I live in humans have two hands and it's a little for them to do a job with both hands?
But you only use one hand and I guess
Then in that world I realize that it's because you just don't give a about me
I'm sorry to tell you that I just want to go to sleep.
That's so sad that same time.
But, holy, this guy's a freak, bro.
I don't know. How many times have I told you I just want you to run my leg?
All of a sudden, I'm a bad guy because I want you to run my leg
so that I am not crippled.
Don't worry. I won't ask you for free reporting this.
Oh my God. Please, can you please, can you please?
I'm sorry. I'm so loud
He's manipulated all the kids by the way, but keep this guy's this guy's like turning the walls kid
Like I don't know if you saw that him doing it as well with the baby before saying I'm the only one who cares for you
You don't care about her on this and he's basically turning his own kids against it, which is some psychoshock
and
Weird because that was the time when my mom was like never around Paul's me wasn't the only source of stress on the couple
Another came in the form of a-
That is one of the most insidious toxic things you can do, by the way, is try, like, like, basically twist the kids against one of the parents.
Legitimately, that's like some shit they do. It's one of the most insidious toxic things you can do.
In strange incident. Though he had been renting an Airbnb room out of the couple's home, this had recently come to a dramatic end following an altercation with a guest.
Huh?
We had an incident and Lauren was drunk.
There was a guy at my house that was cutting safe deposit box keys
because he had a book, it was like a treasure book,
that this guy buried a million bucks somewhere,
suppose they were putting it in a chest somewhere,
and he was convinced it was in a local bank.
I don't know what bank.
And then she got out her bank keys,
and she's shown them the keys.
And I kept telling him, stop talking to this guy, you know?
She's going to shoot him from the top.
The guy got in my face and got arrested with me.
And he told the police that put a pointed gun in his face.
Which he did, too.
He did.
Spoiler alert, he fucking did.
Spoiler alert, he did.
But he told Airbnb that as well.
He's got the pathetic little weasel bitch, of course he did.
Both Paul and Lauren provided statements to Airbnb
to try and explain their side of the story.
Dave got up off the couch to confront Paul about it,
told him that he was being stumb and called him an idiot.
Paul went into the bedroom and then came back out with a weapon to defend himself and his family against this person that we don't know.
It's very upsetting. I keep having flashes in my head.
I saw the service. They go back to that shit and grab a gun that like to then
threaten the other person and then they end up shooting someone.
That's bra height guns. His face just appearing here.
Can you tell him when I hit with the pistol and came out?
He just had it right here on his behind his back like this.
He didn't point it in anyone's face.
He just had it to defend himself in case Dave decided to come at him.
He had it to protect our family.
I'm not an unstable person or
I don't know. You know, I wasn't at fault to this guy.
He's not right. Did you feel like I was threatened by Dave?
Yes, Paul felt like he was threatened by Dave.
Did you feel like I was threatened by Dave?
Yes, Paul felt he was threatened by Dave.
Did you think I was threatened?
Yes, I did.
He stood up and confronted you, took two steps forward.
Regardless of their attempt to explain the situation
Does he got a gun pointed at her right now?
Like what the fuck is this why she's speaking like what is going on this guy's a mental
This guy's men there Airbnb was canceled this incident did nothing to quell the growing strain in the device home
really started getting orders
After the kids got here in August, so I'd say by
Yeah, it's a tumor. Sorry, I'm bad. You go shopping for clothes and I'm wearing
rags. You can even know. But look what I bought. I bought the table, I bought the
play set, I bought the scales, the popcorn maker, the microwave. I got this
damn from... I bought the pepper mill, I bought the spices, the mixer, the jars...
I'm surprised that the wife didn't shoot the husband. It's not gonna twist it.
I've bought almost everything you look around I have bought almost everything by that table
And I wear rags. I need shoes for years. Where do you buy me? Nothing?
Because you don't give a about me. Oh, then she needs to beat his ass on God. Holy fuck
And I'm the bad guy and and that's that's the thing. That's why I want to report it because it's crazy
easy. It's insane. And the only way anybody would believe it is to see the video because
you are so good at calling everybody. You're so sweet and so kind to everybody.
Bro, if your partner doesn't see you one time, right? Like having a middle break down and recording
you while you're like in your home. Like legitimately give them one single chance after
that and that shit that's gone you get you get you get I would give one I give
you one you get one strike after that you explain to them yeah you ever do that
again it's over because this is insane how was she still with this I mean the
kids kid the good kid right I guess except for me and your house where
you're comfortable and you treat me like and you call me names and you
constantly aggravate me and you attack me and you degrade me okay so go ahead
tell me how evil I am now because I accidentally turned off the camera just
leave me alone I'm not bothering you you said you were gonna leave you had
despite the animosity between them it was around this point that Paul sent
Laura in a message reading I am obsessed with you and our marriage and
that fact that you don't care is killing me I really appreciate that
you said to our daughter that I don't care about her and I will consistently hurt her feelings.
I really appreciate it. That's the most evil shit you can do is turn someone's
like own child against them. The fact that you involved our daughter in our discussion. She
didn't need to hear any of that. There was no need for you to say any of that and you are
just being mean. You have no right to tell our daughter that I don't care about her.
I didn't tell her you didn't care about her.
Yes, you did.
No, I told her you didn't care about her feelings.
Because you don't care about her feelings.
You're a parent. You're supposed to give her a bath.
It's time to take a bath.
Right.
Can I skip it tonight? Sure you can.
Of course you can.
It's easy for you.
Right. Yes, she does need a bath every night.
Because she's a baby.
And she's in dirt and mud and sand every day.
And she can get sick.
No, I'm not and I'm recording this to prove I'm not yelling and I'm cussing like I'm talking
about it's like I'm listening into like to make like this is awful. I hate this.
Oh, holy fuck. This is like a it's like having to listen to your mom and diet argue.
What is a normal person to prove that I'm being normal with you because you're full of
such a put I am trying to bathe my daughter because you refuse to care for her it's disgusting
and it's unhealthy and they can lead to disease but you only you think that's not true right
I leave you alone. Right. Cause I'm bothering you.
I'm bothering you by telling you facts.
So as things would get worse, was it ever a physical type of
issue or just like,
when you're pushing,
yeah, she,
there was also she pushed me or throw something at me.
Once again, Paul's children agreed with him.
And then she was pushing my dad around and he had his arm like this
because his wrist still hurts him.
In the bottom of your feet are dirty
and you didn't even wash the bottom of your goddamn feet.
You don't wash yourself and you go to bed filthy.
Do you even take a bath today?
No.
Probably not.
Morning.
Of course you didn't.
Why would you?
This morning.
Because yeah, you would have been dirty.
And that's gross.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy?
But what the fuck is wrong with this guy
is actually such, for I have no idea
I get so trying to get divorced. I mean, this is like
I didn't even know people could exist like this
People don't go to the vocabulary for describing how much of a freak this guy is
Do it shut the fuck up you freak stop recording me in my fucking bed like she needs to tell us
She needs to tell his ass bro on God
I'm leaving you alone. All I'm saying is it's gross. They go to bed dirty every night. It's disgusting
You just care about going to work clean because the people that are most important in your life
Aren't your loved ones. Oh my good people to go to work for which is why I think
Oh my god, and if you're not cheating on me, you'll be cheating on me soon
Disacusation was a constant concern for Paul. I know her husband
accused her
cheating on him all cheating on him all the time
This has been going on I guess for years. This has been a hot thing
Did she ever say she was cheating on him or not?
No, no, well, I think I'm pretty sure she told me no,
that she had never cheated on him.
While this may have been true,
an incident in November confirmed Paul's worst fears.
Did you ever actually catch her?
I wonder why.
I wonder why.
Imagine your fucking husband's like this effeminate
little soy boy ass beta cuck
that constantly complains and cries 24-7 and turns your own kids against you.
I mean, bro, holy shit.
There was somebody else.
Lauren told Paul she was at a bar with...
Leave. Well, I did. She was getting divorced when...
Dude, let's be real.
This is what happened.
She's realized this guy's mentally fucking ill at the Wazoo.
Divorces his ass.
Okay.
Then because of all these incidents with him pointing guns at people and stabbing people and shit,
he's likely to not get jurisdiction over the child.
Okay.
And then he's like,
nah, fuck that, I don't want control.
And then he goes and shoots her.
That's what, that's, that's what it is.
Some of her coworkers.
She's been nice to me and it was weird
because she had been very nice to me lately.
I got suspicious.
And I went and waited there and she came out.
How'd you know that she was like too kind of?
Her phone, we both share our locations on our phone.
Paul didn't go alone.
He brought his 15-year-old son.
Joe explains that they watched Lauren get into her vehicle
with another man.
And he said, okay, I'm gonna go look in my right.
So he goes and she's making out with that dude.
And then my dad pulls her off of him
and tells the dude to get out of the car.
And then my dad comes back, he's like,
there we go, boy.
And I open the door and I,
oh, he's like, hey, bro, what are you doing?
And I was talking to the guys like, this is my wife.
We have three kids.
And I pull her out of the truck
and she could barely stand up, she was so drunk.
And the guy came around and started attacking me.
So I fired him off.
And I fired him off over and over.
The other man eventually shared
his recollection of events.
And I had walked her out to her car
and her husband jumped me,
claiming that I had had an affair with her
and that which is absolutely not true.
and then actually come to find out,
Lauren had said that he was accusing her
of having affairs with a handful of people.
Did you and Lauren ever do anything physically together?
No, we did not.
Did you guys ever kiss?
No.
Did you guys ever have-
No.
Despite this altercation,
the man declined to press charges against Paul.
Still, the incident led to an explosive fight
in the DeWise home last night.
Hey guys, can I-
Who do you believe?
The fucking schizophrenic guys making up lies
Constantly 24-7 and bending everyone's words against me like what all the dude is being straightforward on the phone
Like I'm not lit you believe in the skit so freak
Third this guy seems like a complete
Mental I mean he isn't living a case he went and shocked people and random people inside a fucking house
Hey, here's here's the guy's get started like I mean
Pop that out. Are you yeah? Well, no, I didn't go to the house
So now it was just freaking out about it
Once again
That didn't actually happen and this freak pole just lied to his kids to try to turn them fully against the wife
So it's like a fucking 3v1. Let's not get a choice to spoil it. Like it's such a freak to evaluate these poor kids
This is actual child abuse recorded this intense interaction
Tell me to stop, Joe! Tell me to stop beating you!
How easy is that? He told me to stop!
Did you stop hitting me?
No! He wasn't being there!
You would have kept going!
What are you doing?
The kid is saying the mom.
He's turned the kid on the mom.
You've been cheating!
No, I haven't been cheating.
You have, right? How can you look?
Imagine being his wife, bro
All your kids are your kids are physically attacking you
This is horrible to watch this is horrible to watch this is
This is like
I feel like I committed now
Oh my god, they've taken Lauren's phone and was messaging the man she'd been in her car with
pretending to be Lauren Paul wrote things like I told him if he says
anything I will say he hit me he had never hit me but that's how I control
him and I love my family you took advantage of me because I was drunk I
feel guilty for wanting to end up making him jealous and threatening him
when he gets pissed at my bull is the best man I've ever known do you know
he was ever an infant oh my god this guy is so he was a wrestler and a
Boxer he is a bat I love that
No, no, no. I'm so far away now. You have no idea.
This recording would reveal much more, eventually coming back to haunt Paul.
Following this incident though, Lauren wrote Paul a letter saying,
I do not deserve you. I am a very bad person. I ruin everything. You deserve someone way better than me.
You know, that was a turning point because that was the first time I started actually going to see if she was where she was.
That never happened before.
However, those around Lauren, including the second man Paul caught her with, say that
even before this incident occurred, Paul would frequently check Lauren's location and show
up at her work or other events.
Basically, he stalked her.
We'd be going to an event and be walking into a building or something and she'd go,
oh, there's my husband.
Oh, there's my husband.
And so almost everything we've been that we went to he would drive by
How many reflexes she I'm beyond this so many for a flag to this guy
Olds paranoia was so great that he put trackers in Lauren's vehicle row in text
It's changed between Natalie and Joe off the two discuss a package that arrived for their dad on December 20th
2017
Inside they found a GPS tracking device which Joe had watched Paul install in Lauren's vehicle
This pattern of behavior would only escalate in the coming months likely exacerbated by another incident
It was the next day my car in my car was one guy and then a car in the parking lot with another guy
Paul again brought his 15 year old son with him
Courted let me just involve my kids with everything. I'm gonna bring my kids around me ever
The guy we haven't domestic kids get in the room everyone gather room
We need you to join in this conversation.
Confrontation.
Yes, sir.
Dump it.
It's because he has his kids' weapons.
There's another good-looking man.
Paul also recorded a short video of Lauren that evening.
It was an accident. I'm sorry.
This time, Paul's rage leaked out of the home and into the eye of the public,
as Audie, Lauren's friend, denies rage.
not trying to be nosy your husband just poses something on a public forum
you're saying oh I'm not okay I had to leave you can buy my your leak out of the
home and into the eye of the public as Audie Lauren's friend and roommate told
investigators you can post some secret files like you ask both men or whatever
the thing that has like 10,000 members and I mean like four paragraphs of this
Is it a picture of my wife?
In the Facebook post, Paul wrote that he had caught Lauren
with two different men and that when he asked her
to move out, she didn't shed a tear
and that she is the best liar he has ever known.
Mid-November, Lauren asked to move into Adi's house
where Ashley was also renting a room
leaving Natalie, Joe, and Baby with Paul.
She had no idea the devastation
that this choice would bring.
While interviews are taking place,
Ashley was flown to the University of Colorado
medical center in Aurora, where it was reported that her condition was bleak.
With Ashley's survival unclear, Adi discusses the night Lauren first moved in.
The next morning, she had like 37 messages from him, and
some of them were like, I've been on the door, quite a useless door.
This is my house, Lauren, you have to get a restrainer.
This is not safe, it's not okay.
And she said, you know, we don't ever come back here.
and she was very against getting any sort of law enforcement
off because she's terrified.
How did things go between November 16th and now?
It was up and down.
It was like basically, like at first I was angry
and I was like glad she was gone.
And then, you know, then as I thought about it,
you know, it was very upsetting
and I was like very upset.
And, you know, like send her a lot of pathetic texts
and stuff, you know.
If Paul had been struggling prior to Lauren moving out,
the separation sent him spiraling.
I'm driving and I'm crying.
Jesus Christ.
I don't wanna go without you.
I don't care what you did.
I'm just afraid about what I did.
Bro, this guy needs fucking TRT.
Like, they need to give him,
like they get checkers here to all-star on levels.
Holy fucking shit.
She says, come on.
I love you.
And just got worse.
They shouldn't care about me.
And my dad, he was hurt.
He didn't understand.
And he got depressed.
It's like, they were married for 11 years.
Their marriage was perfect.
She's very lucky to have my dad.
I'm sorry.
Bro, let's say it's because he fucked his own life.
own life he's fucked this white he's literally deleted his wife lives to his
kids if break and the little kid is traumatized leave him unbreak he's
basically five people this guy's this guy's taken out five humans sorry I'm
so angry legit family family Paul also sent Lauren videos of the children
How do you feel like about what happened I'm upset I'm mad. I don't understand
It's overwhelming
Fuck what this
Fuck
Dude if my if I can do it if my kids said that shit like my wife would be coaching them and teaching them this shit
And I come down there and that happened dude. Oh my god, dude
But that that is just insane random words live from a script. I do know what's crazy
I think she understands kids know what love means. I think he's just gaslit the fuck out of them
He'll mommy doesn't like you. She doesn't care about your feelings. Your mommy doesn't love you like I do
Your mum is constantly out and she's up with another man and she's she's abandoning you.
But daddy's here for you.
I love you.
And she will say she like this.
And then the kid is just believing this.
This is warping her possession of reality.
And this was just fucked.
And it's all so you can just win some argument.
Like he's going to run all his kids.
So when she gets home, she can then bring the kids into the room.
They care.
Let's all attack her together.
And you're on my team.
It's all to use as kids as weapons.
Which is it's child abuse
But you know, I know I have another perspective now
you can
You know make dinner late or you can not
Want to talk to me or you?
Can make baby cry or is this I?
Don't know all the little tiny stupid
that I would be
There would be a crickle about.
I'm sorry, I wasn't more understanding.
I think you touched her crazy, that's every day.
Every day.
Yeah, I'm looking at myself as I talk to you.
I don't look very attractive anymore.
I don't blame you for not being attracted to me.
Good night, Lauren.
I hope you sleep well.
And maybe you can go with me tomorrow
for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.
Jesus.
Or whatever you want.
Jesus.
Though Lauren had already stopped sharing
her location with Paul,
He still continued to try and find her.
On December 2nd at 3.29 a.m., a location services event was recorded on Paul's phone where he
conducted a GPS fix from Apple Maps with the description, Lauren DeWise.
No GPS position was recorded during this event.
Even without her exact location Paul still found her.
In one video he recorded the moment he spotted Lauren's vehicle in the distance.
Well, that's pretty bad when you drive a truck on the highway and I'm assuming he's wasting it.
There it is. See, that's my truck. I don't know if you can see right here. Sad ones. That's the top.
Whoa. Hope you go to jail.
I think Scott pushed her to the phone. It looks like he was stalking.
Oh, come on.
What do you call it? Stalking?
keeping an eye on one of his, you know, over the middle of the night, taking pictures of cars in the driveway and license plates.
Paul had taken photos of Adi's house, as well as Ashley's vehicle.
I feel like if my husband were to ever, you know, decide to live in a friend's house,
like, I don't know what it is, I'd be worried, you know, so I don't know how he'd see me in the office.
Paul's stalking also extended beyond the line.
There were photos that showed he had followed and was watching one of them.
He literally turns kids into thinking that stalking people is fine.
Friend had been caught with.
Paul also has-
Tell the guys like, yep, anything I do good, anything your mom does bad.
Chots of a GPS tracking unit near Adi's house and his internet search history included multiple instances of him looking up Lauren DeWise and Adi.
As well as how should I have picked up my dentist receptionist 20 ways to make your wife fall in love with you
Monksbane and revenge laws
Once Lauren had moved those around her review of what she told them about hers and Paul's relationship
body came up to me afterwards to come across a shirt and
She started talking about this friend of hers that's been getting beat for the last 10 years and I gave her
My advice from the restraint or stamp on all this stuff and finding she looks me go and says it's Lauren
Paul's been beating her for the last 10 years after you the realization you start realizing oh
That's why Lauren came in a number of weeks ago and her arm looked like he was broken
Is she couldn't even use it because
Bazzard punched her so hard. She came in and she had visible bruises on her arm like very visible bruises
And I had a very personal conversation with Lauren
And I was like, look, Lauren, those look like antmarps.
They look like antmarps.
And she's like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I was going out to my backyard and I had tripped over the patio
or some barrier and hit a sprinkler.
Oh, that was so f*****g high.
It wasn't that she fell or whatever she said she did.
One of Paul and Lauren's neighbors
has witnessed an incident that occurred before Lauren moved out.
And as I pulled home, I was looking to the door
and he's yelling at her.
It's like every other week. Yeah, I just fell down my stairs again
Like I just fell down my stairs and then like yeah fucking now some no
Okay, yeah, and then I just done a break and it hit me in the eye and then like yeah, oh I
Fell over and then I landed on my hand and I tell you I'm saying it's
It's gonna be unbelievable and it's fun
And the reason I'm laughing is because it's making me super uncomfortable because it's fucked up this shit happens crying
And the pullout couch probably kicked her out of bedroom
And I was on the couch, she's crying, he's yelling at her, and then I almost got expelled.
When people start spurting at me, I have a fucking thing where I laugh and I remember
I was in the Dean's office and I basically laughed at something and then the principal
walked by and he looked at me and I smiled back at him and he started going, what are
What are you doing boy, you're the principal of the school and I just started making me
laugh and then anyway, because I laughed then he took me to this principal office and then
I was in the my high school principal office and every time he would spur a guy at his
face to get all red and he would just make me laugh because I was uncomfortable but and
every time I'd laugh he would get more angry and I legitimately he'd move like almost
expel my ass and it's just it's just a defense mechanism.
Room and I'm kind of looking out through the window next to him and he's like is it amazing thing
I'm holding the couch and I'm not the Joker
Hold out. He's holding it back in and just beating it on basically beating it like that earlier in this interview
The reason why he was trying to be expelled because I had so many I had like 300 merit points
Which is more than enough that they could expel me and then I was laughing at him. I
Had so many different points. I did and then I also brought a slingshot to school
And like shot a guy and that basically I
It's really it was really dumb. The reason I had so many demerit points by the way was not because I was doing
They didn't even give me my scholarship because I did had so many demerit points
The reason why is because every time you missed your class you would get
Like minus one or something or minus two. It was like some really small amount
But I was addicted to all the Warcraft
And what happened was I would just stay up in game all night
To like 2 a.m. And I would just arrive at slam back a demon energy drink
And I would arrive later and I would just skip my form class every now and I would just arrive at first period
I'd arrive first period so I don't arrive at like whatever it was fun class is such a waste of time
Anyway, add it up and add it up and add it up and add it up and add it up and that's how I got so many
Demerit points was just not I just never ever went to form class ever
They didn't they didn't expel me anyway, but yeah, yeah, that's one of the things chat
But you can say like you can say I'm like laughing because I'm a sick fuck or something.
I'm laughing because it just it depends mechanism when I'm uncomfortable. That is what it is.
All the disgust Lauren's allegations when she separated she was screwing around me and she
decided to like make it look like I was a bad guy and she was saying that I was abusive.
And when she even told Natalie, you know, I was abusive. I mean, we're always there
together like it is not you know she told me I threw knives at her you know you know I've never
thrown a knife at anybody you know okay I thought I wouldn't use the knife okay and that was a judgment
mistake that he made but I've never witnessed that like I've never been around and that has
ever happened despite these denials Paul's own recordings are far more turbulent reality
hidden behind the closed door of the Dwyer's home.
And I will always remember this day,
but I'll always remember what you did to us.
To you?
Yeah, you destroyed her family.
I destroyed her family.
You did, who hit me?
You!
You!
Who's he or me?
You who used to have me in the second minute!
I need a wife!
I need a wife!
The child is that fucking mirror of the dad now.
that the older childhood. So he's she's just using the whole playbook.
It's my fault.
Really.
Farmer ball.
Because he hit me and I couldn't stand it.
And I couldn't handle it.
That's why I.
Oh, it's so painful for it.
Right.
It's the end.
But did you do anything?
No, no, I didn't.
Because once you get hit so many times, once you experience that,
You experience being hit for so many times. Do you feel like you're a piece of
And you feel like you are just a piece of
You can hit so many times
Give it and give it and give it
But I have a bruise on my arm that will never go away
No way
Um, okay, I'm gonna be honest, I now I'm laughing because it's just stupid what she's saying.
Uh, she's just like, there's just, it's just a bit of blood, you just burst blood vessels
and there's a bit of blood and your body cleans that shit away.
Well, your bruise will go away.
But we likely didn't intend to.
Paul reported himself responding to these allegations.
I was in the light.
And she hurt me and I retaliated physically because my emotions and my words, my true
feelings didn't mean to hurt her.
You took an unclothed, threw it at my face, and you hit in through the eye, it's gone
glass as heavy, you've choked me with that tub.
You're beating me in the next five months, baby, I was one of those five months pregnant.
Jesus Christ.
This is who you are and the fact that you hate who I am,
or they want me to come out because I've been drunk,
and I've never, ever hurt you,
and I've never hurt anyone.
You do not like me.
No, you don't.
You've always wanted to change who I am.
So true.
And the fact that I stick out my tongue when I eat,
just the way I dress now.
This isn't the only time these recordings
catch far more than Paul anticipated. However, future revelations would be even more damning.
The turbulence of their marriage persisted during their separation, with Paul continuing
to record most of their interactions.
And we should have divorced. You should have just stood up for yourself. And you should
divorce me then. And when we have this conversation now, you've always been against me and
I'll be glad to get rid of you.
It's so weird that this freak recalls everything.
Like, it's such a, like such freaked out.
Statement Paul wrote Lauren a long letter apologizing
and telling her that he needs, quote,
the Lauren of my dreams.
He also bombarded her with texts such as,
I'm crazy now, great job, you're killing me.
And you have pushed me over the edge.
Unfortunately, no one knew how true this statement was
or just how close Paul was to going over the edge.
You want a divorce?
That's what you want Lauren, I know you.
I know that. What's stopping you? Loyalty. Loyalty to me? Yeah. And to the kids. And I love our family. That's what's stopping me.
I'm sorry that I ever said anything to you. Like, you know, I said, oh, you know, I'll ruin your job. I was angry. I was upset.
We won't get a divorce. I'll try. I'll try again. I'll try again. Fuck that. I hate you. But I love people.
Fuck that.
Perhaps it was this hope that Lauren would eventually try again,
which kept the full magnitude of Paul's rage in check.
Yeah, we feel like we're getting better.
I mean, literally, she was like,
that was a separation was kind of a work of art.
She went away, kid.
I mean, she and she were telling me, you know,
she might come back, but not right now.
She's not ready.
Though Lauren would occasionally take baby
to stay overnight with her at Audis,
she only returned to the house she once shared with Paul
and the kids for brief visits over Christmas.
It's an activity book. It has stickers and it comes with a pen and you can flip through the pages.
That's wonderful. What a wonderful gift.
Oh my god, the vibes. Now that I've heard all the way he talks,
he's basically, it's what do you call this, chat? It's what women do.
Um
Where they they are
It's not it's not it's just it's it's double meaning
hardcore passive aggression
Not even patronizing it. That's like a fucking it's basically read between lines bitch
However soon after Christmas something changed with it all coming on their daughter's birthday on January 4th
Just two days before Laurence death
She was upset me because I was like
Wait, what is it? What am I thinking about not condescending? Then it's like double up double talk double speak
Twice speak. There's like a word. There's what basically it's you saying one thing mean entirely everything
It's and it's just a just a fuck someone's mind. Yeah
I was like, you know, why don't you just come back, you know, and she's like, well, we're
going to talk about it someday.
I'm like, is it bad news?
I mean, why don't you just tell me now, you know?
She's like, I'm not coming back.
I'm like, you're not coming back.
And she's like, not right now.
Though he doesn't admit it, his children reveal that what Lauren actually said.
back. Like you're not coming back? She's like, not right now. Though he doesn't admit it, his
children reveal that what Lauren actually said was far more unsettling for Paul. She's like,
it's never good enough for you, okay? I'm never coming back. Stops. Just stop right there. She's
saying that I'll never come back and you know, I'm gonna have my new life and I'm gonna be
successful. My dad was just like, will you please come back? Because I know, and she left. But she's
like, she's like, I don't need anything. It seems that Lauren had made a plan, one that finally
tipped Paul over the edge. She had finally said on Thursday, I'm done, I'm calling. So she was,
we were gonna go see a divorce attorney together, I pulled her up with her this week.
For Paul, it was more than a relationship ending, but an obsession turning deadly.
Yet to detectives, Paul insists that he had come to terms with Laurence-
It's control issues, isn't it?
Well, it was certainly a significant fact that we were splitting up.
Like the tracking, the watching all our movements, doing all this shit recording,
it's all control, and then he's losing control of us.
And he's like, okay, well, if I can't control you, I'm just gonna end your life.
Which is like the ultimate form of control, right?
That's what I caught in my head.
I didn't start accepting, and I was like, okay, this is what it is, you know?
Though the detectives know there is almost certainly more to the story,
Paul has had enough.
I feel you guys are going to be on a stage.
Don't kill my kids on a stage.
And I am stuck here because I don't know what my kids are.
And you won't tell them.
I don't appreciate it.
I wish you would not do that.
I can understand that.
It's like the most guilty motherfucker out there.
You and I are not under arrest.
And you're free to go.
Paul's informed that the investigators will be conducting
a forensic search of his house and car.
and his children would not be returned to him yet.
Instead, they would stay in the temporary custody
of child and family services.
I'm going to ask you this question.
You just said, I know you guys think my dad killed my mom.
Like, it's not obvious.
No, he didn't do it.
I know he didn't do it.
With his alibi being backed up by both Joe and Natalie,
Paul was released and his phone returned to him.
Following his.
They would do whatever he said.
If he said, like, hey, just say I was here at this time,
they would immediately do it.
that he has brainwashed them.
Gation Paul texted Joe, writing,
we all really need to talk when you come home.
Something bad happened and the police think I did it.
I didn't do it.
Joe replied, what?
That's crazy.
You would never.
At the University of Colorado Medical Center,
Ashley was fighting for her life.
Oh, man.
She had two gunshot wounds to her back.
One a grazing wound in the other lodged
in her chest cavity.
She also had a wound to her right elbow.
Along with her other injuries,
Ashley had a gunshot wound to the back of her head and the bullet to the left of her brain.
She had also sustained a through and through perforating gunshot wound to her right shoulder
and it was believed that the bullet was lodged in her carotid.
Surgeons surmised that if the bullet had not miraculously acted as a plug, Ashley
would have died from ex-sanguination prior to Adi finding her.
With so many devastating injuries, it was unclear if she would survive.
you, Brian. Yeah. It wasn't long before investigators once again,
contacted Paul. Hey, Paul. How are you? Um, hang in there. Yeah,
hanging in there. Brian, so you just come with anything besides me at this point?
Or you can just come down. I just want to visit with you. And I'm saying if you
come up with any suspects besides me at this point, am I still it? Well,
we can, we could talk about that when you come down. I'm, you know,
My wife is gone, my kids are gone, my house is gone, my car is gone, I have no access
to any resources, any of my belongings, I have nothing, I don't, my wife wouldn't approve
of that.
He shouldn't have access to his own life at this point honestly.
Of any of that either.
Kill him, I'll put him in a cell if there's blood.
to a lawyer. I'm not helping any investigation because I didn't do anything. You're just
investigating me. Following Paul's refusal, Joe was asked to come in for a second interview.
This time he was joined by his biological mother. As it would turn out, Joe held the
key to revealing the true extent of Paul's depravity.
No matter what Joe claims, the investigators already know he hasn't been honest so
far.
Boot prints found outside Audie's house matched prints found at Paul's house
exactly. Investigators didn't find the boots they were looking for, but Paul's
habit of documenting everything had already given them photos of Joe
wearing boots that matched both sets of prints. They also matched photos of Paul's boots to
a second pair of prints at Audis.
Bruh!
I think he was wearing a lot of clothes.
Bruh, no shot! No shot!
Help me understand why you were there.
Under the mounting pressure.
No way!
It cracks.
How long have you been playing with it?
I don't know.
Sorry.
You know, I think he was playing with it. I think he just did it.
I have a brief.
Why that night?
Edward may have been an indication of what was to come.
Wait, there's his boots.
When he borrows boots and then throw the boots away, did he actually wait?
What the fuck?
Netflix showed that on the evening of January 6th,
four episodes of the show, murderous affairs had been watched.
Though this may not have helped his mental state,
it seems messages exchanged between Paul and Lauren were the final tipping.
Bro, do you think cops love shows and make fucking murder people?
Is this the same argument as like video games?
Like video games make people murder people?
Like if a cops or a patrol can make you murder people, then video games make you murder people,
right?
Oh my god.
When there's no doubt, the fucking people who shoot a bunch of people, fucking almost
all of them, are obsessed with this someone, other person who's done the exact same thing.
They're like Columbine Andy some fucking Mosque shooter guys whatever they get inspired by
some other guy.
But then I don't know.
It's interesting.
Wait, do you think it's called silver ruining our brains?
Holy fuck.
Or is it the fact that people who are interested in this kind of shit already have brains
in a ruined?
Paul texted Lauren asking, are we still meeting tomorrow?
And she replied, what for?
Paul wrote back, do you still want to go to church with us tomorrow?
Let me know whenever.
I love you more than words can express.
I love you so much and will do anything to help you.
Close the extra hurt that nights.
She's just in this chair in this silent English world.
After a few more messages from Paul, Lauren finally replied at 10.58pm.
Thank you. I would not like to go
This message may have been the final straw for Paul and the catalyst which brought him to the conclusion of his murderous downward spiral
My dad is right with someone like that by the way
We're like this angle the shit that they love you and they're being nice, but like the whole time
You know, it's like this weird passive aggressive
ultra fucking sucks like drama psycho shit
That would be so tiring right like everything they say is like it's like you're treating you're treating on eggshells
He's telling me to come and help me now, and somebody will come and help me, and somebody
will come and help me.
Why did he bring his kid, he brought his kid to everything, he doesn't give a fuck about
his kids at all, the guy's a literal psychopath, he's just using them as complete props and
tools.
Joe says Paul told him to leave his phone at home, and that he got a bad feeling
when he realized they were approaching Adi's house. According to Lauren's friends, she had
shared her fear that Paul may one day crack. He told her that if she did ever meet him,
he will kill her. And that was one of the things she confided into me, that she was
really scared for her life. But if she did leave, he was going to kill her.
Bro, I want to get a gun of myself. I'm just saying. I was already thinking this,
like, I thought the several times throughout the video, and like at this point here,
Like now I'm saying it out loud because like he's just outright explicitly saying I'm gonna kill you. I've also already got a gun
100 fucking percent
Holy shit
In a twist Paul likely never saw coming while recording his conversations with Lauren he'd accidentally capture the evidence of some of these threats himself
um
In text to a friend Paul also wrote this is the hardest thing I've ever experienced and I've killed many people
people and messages. He's such a lying piece of shit.
Bro, the only thing killed is this fucking arm arm
defense of wife in a bed.
I'm sorry, like he's so full of shit.
I'm an army ranger, ex NATO ultra seal fucking gigachat
maximum degree like that.
Oh, my God, to Lauren.
He wrote, I'm a killer man.
I love to keep bragging.
He said that on the night of her death,
Lauren had made a comment to her.
And she actually said something to me like,
I'm just so happy here.
I feel safer than I felt in years.
Lauren couldn't have known that Paul was on his way to end her life.
When they arrived at Audie's house, Paul told Joe,
as long as you do what I say, you'll be fine.
You'll be okay.
Paul put on a mask and gloves and gave Joe a mask and gloves to wear.
What did you say?
He said, follow me.
Okay.
I didn't do it, I said no.
You said no?
I said no, I said, no, you said no, you do it now.
So do it now.
And I had to.
What?
You had to go.
So you're walking up to the house?
Yes, ma'am.
We got one.
Is he carrying anything?
What's he carrying?
He's carrying an acrobat.
He's carrying a pistol.
Yeah.
He's not spoke.
He's not spoke.
He got a t-shirt.
He's not spoke.
Did a little hit the brick.
He's not spoke.
Just because he's not around.
He's not shut up.
Paul made sure he walked in front of us.
He went down in the t-shirt.
What the fuck? What the fuck? This guy is so pathetic. Holy fuck, dude. Oh my god. Dude.
Paul made Joe walk in front of him as they went through the backyard.
He then kicked in the back door, pushed Joe inside and began searching rooms.
Audie later reported that she found her bedroom door open after leaving it closed
Indicating that whoever had been in the home was looking for her
Audrey
I know that I don't like her. Yeah, I mean, no, she's a bad influence. No, you did the right job
That guy wanted to kill her he 100% would have shot her 100% fuck a percent dude. She is so lucky to be alive
that is such good RNG by the way that you you just happen to be staying at
the princess at night that's such good RNG like that's so lucky Joe tells the
detective that he waited downstairs while Paul went up to the bedrooms
out of all the nights you decide to go stay someone else's house how often
would you do that fuck all right hardly ever I feel like that that's the night
that psycho murderer goes in your house and tries to kill everyone
When Paul entered Lauren's room, Joe heard her gasp and then Paul shot her multiple times.
I love you so much.
What the hell is wrong with you?
I'm just gonna go.
An autopsy determined that one had four bullet wounds,
one in the head, one in the shoulder,
which then penetrated her right cheek and two in the chest.
I get him taking his kid
to like try catch his wife cheating on us.
And then you can have like another person there to like berate hair
uses like a weapon to attack. But what was the point of taking his kid to go murder his mom?
Okay, what I'm saying is I understand the logic. Okay, Jeff, I understand the logic. Like, I'm like,
okay, he's a psycho. He wants his kid to see it, like with his own eyes. And then I'm gonna,
then we can basically use him as a another weapon to like, I understand his logic there.
I'm what I understand is what is the logic of bringing it someone who's potentially liable to like leak
Uh, maybe you want to manipulate him to do it by him he didn't he would really get out the cast of step mom
Yeah, I understand this is step mom
There's a those other all the other manipulation was logical was all logical. I don't understand that this
I mean outside of like he's a fucking soy boy
And he's like it needs I don't know
Elibi, well, yeah, he could just tell us kids to just lie for the Elibi, right?
They could have just told the kids to give them a verifier that can verify Elibi
For instance, I just don't understand the logic there. I mean, but yeah, maybe
Police noted there was gunpowder surrounding the room true if he's implicated that's actually maybe that's it
Maybe like if the kids implicated then he's more likely to not lie about the alibi because then his last room as well
That's probably the most logical reasonable explanation to her right temple
You're afraid for your dad
Following the shooting Paul then drove to the town pump and bought beer
This means that the image of him in the store captures the exact moments after he killed Lauren and shot Ashley
Paul then texted Lauren at 102 a.m writing
Please give us another chance and again at 252 a.m. Please. Please. Please come home
I miss you and love you so much
All of these messages were so smart. Oh, he's so smart. Yeah, he's definitely going to kill your wife
Retired what a retard the fact he thought he's going to go with this. It's he's so retarded
I'm gonna do these this is dealing on a security. I'm gonna go in I'll tell the story about this shit
And I'll send some ticks and they'll they'll live us to spend it was me
Once they were home Paul ordered
But all this I mean while I'm recording like fucking terabytes of evidence just incrementing myself
And literally recording myself saying I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you fucking friends are around you
I'm gonna muddy again like what a fucking idiot and the washing machine and to take a shower
He then left taking Joe's boots with him when he returned Paul told Joe not to incriminate him because you don't want to find out the
Consequences of that it was determined that though Paul had forced Joe to join him. He was not involved in any way
I
He'd be living in a like his own house as a prison
Imagine how fucked that would be like you get home and you're where manipulative dad is there trying to fucking use as a weapon to like fight your mom and they're just arguing
He's out there with a cell phone recording the whole time and like he's just panning to you the whole time and imagine
They'll be such a shit life.
They'll be such a shit man, they're poor guy, bro.
Like all these kids, man, is actual straight-up child abuse.
As for the story, Joe and Natalie had told detectives earlier.
Paul had instructed both of his children on what to say.
He had no conductor, because she said the same thing like him.
On the night of January 6th, Paul woke Natalie up
and told her that he had killed Lauren
and needed her cooperation.
Natalie later testified to an unhealthy relationship
with Paul because he had complete control over her decisions and her opinions, and had instilled
fear into her. On January 11, 2018, five days after Lauren and Ashley were shot, Paul DeWise
was arrested. Miraculously, Ashley survived, though she suffered a stroke and is still
dealing with the physical aftermath of her injuries. She has had to learn to live
with only the use of her right arm, as she can no longer use her left.
Paul has maintained his innocence, saying he was falsely accused.
He eventually pled not guilty to two counts of deliberate homicide.
Natalie and Joe return to live with their mom while their four-year-old sister lives
with Lauren's mom.
Following his arrest Natalie received a jail call from Paul.
According to official documents he asked her to convince Joe to turn himself in and
confess to shooting Lauren and Ashley because Joe quote, would only be in jail for a
a little while. Wow. What a fucking piece of shit. That he literally just sees his kids
as like objects and tools to be used. But this guy is fucked. Like this bird literally
executed now. Holy fuck. This guy is the worst. I don't even know if he could get this bad.
Bro, the recording of the wife and the constant just nagging and
complaining is insane. And then he would get back out and life would be normal.
Despite this last attempt to get away with murder, Paul DeWise was found guilty of the
the deliberate homicide of Lauren DeWise, and guilty of the attempt to commit the deliberate
homicide of Ashley Van Hamert.
For both counts one and two he was sentenced to a hundred years each.
For both counts Paul received an additional ten years for the use of a firearm or dangerous
weapon, resulting in a total sentence of 220 years in a Montana state prison.
Oh, man, I'm gonna be honest that was
Okay, well, the video itself was technically a lot of context and it was good, but like
it was so depressing
Oh
Good lord oh
My god, bro imagine being that random chick by the way
No, you're not even the abused wife
You're just like that random chick who's staying at a house and some fucking soy boy
Karen with a gun comes in the house and just shoots you just skip back as wife
And then you fucking you almost die and then you actually your left arms paralyzed and you've got brain damage. Oh
My god, the the wife's no the wife's dead the wife's dead wife died the wife died on on site
The the random roommate is the one who survived with a stroke and lost her left arm
There was a the lady who was going like am I bleeding like where am I I can't see you
I can't feel anything. You know, she was she that one lived
The wife is dead the wife died
The wife did
On all and his kids of red like that that that son's life is ruined the daughter is like
Like the older daughters bricked that maybe maybe the four-year-old can be rehabilitated
Would like counseling and shit maybe the four-year-old can be rehabilitated, but like I mean you saw him right he was just like
Gaslighting air and you're thinking it like like her mom's abandon her and her mom doesn't like her and she's like
She's gonna have all sorts of weird abandonment issues and all sorts of weird like
Connection issues for the rest of the guy. I don't know. She needs some high core counseling
Yeah
Right fuck that though guys to get the vibes up. Okay, we get the vibes. We need the vibes up chat
It's a hate upset AI bro hate upset AI
Yeah, I don't think I don't want to know about that throw up for a long time
Yeah, I didn't that was just that was just it was long arduous and dark and like that the guy was just fucking
so AIDS
So pathetic so ill
And he didn't care who he just destroyed everything around him didn't he maybe my reddit people has some happy stuff
Anyway, you guys see my reddit people has some happy stuff with some happy stuff instant comma
What we got here Karen loves firing planes and fried ice
what have we got here? what is this? oops is this funny? okay it's not vibes up, that's
It's not vibes off, is this vibes on?
No, that's not vibes on, this is not vibes on.
Look at some vibes on, dude, this is vibes off stuff.
Okay, I need some vibe, up vibe stuff.
Is this some up vibe stuff?
Reddit, Reddit?
My Reddit is coked, it gets me near.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, the vibes on this Reddit feed suck.
Oh.
Relevant.
Dude, you know what speed on my fucking page and many times that I've not watched
Does it there was a where are we?
So my feet it's been a cat like hunting or something and it's been there every time I've looked I've never lived that maybe it's gone now
So that come on dude. I need that cat video now
Where is it? It was a cavity of where's dude? Don't bring it back
Bring it back
Me give me one chance, bro
No, the cat video bro, where is it?
The cat video was there every time.
Oh, no, that ass dude, my elbow's cold.
you
you
you
you
you
Fucking mother like killing it all kids or something was fuck. It was just fucked. It was just like
Hey boys quinn 69 here just wondering if y'all think that watching cop slop and youtube every day's break my brain into thinking woody joles in my walls
Nobody ever got the every day right by
Nobody did it again for too bad
It's true
I'll take you there, Greymane, just hold A to follow, okay?
You know, I can swap.
No you don't.
I don't understand.
Guys, I'm playing Windows. I'm just kidding. I like coffee.
Uh, all of you made me just like, okay, guys.
I'm playing Windows. I'm playing Windows. I'm playing Windows.
You don't want to make it. Make six.
matter here see you grass is always greener on this side the other side I'm
not just saying that like literally it is everybody else is content everybody else
is just crazy yeah well there's more to life than just being mildly content you
don't have to yell you know what no you just want you go back through that no
don't go back to that dance I'll go where I want dumpling I'm free to rhyme
I'm a free-range dumpling
Cuz you're talking shit you just go you are be a long cow. I don't care if I'm alone cow. I love it
It's a free-range cow
Yep
Dumpling what wait on the free-range cow. I'm over it. You said it. I need to be helping with okay guys guys
Let's go play my marriage guys. We're playing
Sure.
I'm ready for two hours of cop slot pausing.
Puppety-tee for the boys.
He's worse than you.
Rip.
Kerbro.
Rip, 238.
Congratulations with 10 out of the 10 brother.
I always believe they hear BTW vegan.
First of all, 10, 10 easy, believed, since day one vegan.
Second, I think kids like these, what brick kids?
You said it yourself, autism's buff.
I rather, one thousand ten, I'm hearing-
I was about to say, I'm hearing-
Jungle Rhine and Ben, they're the fuckin' retired.
The smartest people I know played out, he's grown up.
I hate kids.
Slop.
And this is not only for you, but for chat.
Let kids play real games.
Boba.
Slop.
Chats.
Yep.
I was thinking about more about it, by the way, I was thinking more about like games
they can play.
Absolutely.
I need to give them some high quality games that don't brain roll them.
Basically, I can't get them pee-wee because that's brain running, I feel like.
I was thinking games, where it's about creativity and like Minecraft, Bellheim's a perfect example
of a game that would be good.
Okay, it's the Bellheim Reptile.
I was about to say, I'm hearing something very sus fucking hell and that killed my
my butt are done. Holy shit. I was about to say, I think I hear something. Holy.
Is he doing well delete?
Scripted? No, not scripted.
Is he doing well delete?
Or is he just dying and then going again? That's as you...
Damn, ethical as fuck.
Holy.
That's crazy. Also, no chance getting what we know chance. She no chance. I
Hate chance get the fuck chance did chance scanning ago. You're streaming you gotta read
Nerdy, erdy read a chat you got read. I did I hit that fucking emote
It's stupid as hell that he mod is to dead emotes literally dog shit. That is a dog shit emote
It is it's like I okay
This is me looking at because I look at the computers green right and I play the video game and
I'll constantly spam rhetorical questions. I'm actually asking everyone understands that and this I'm actually asking
But then you'll notice I'm actually asking
And then I'll look at chat just have like
Whatever just interacting and then I'll be like a bunch of spamming the emote
Anyway, you'll think that I was trying to reach out in the first place. Hell no, bro. Hell no
You just spamming that ship for no reason, bro. You spamming that ship for no reason on it. God
That thing yet, I'm still on things
I know that's worth, is it worth hitting, is it worth hitting this?
We'll get it in, surely.
Is this, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, what's the button there?
Q?
Oh man, I'm about to go up as well.
Nice base is it?
My base kinda sucks.
I kinda wanna move the whole base.
nostalgia we grew up on my mind blank my mind blank you're linking something
store dot analog dot code I'm thinking now I'm thinking like Valheim
unmodded minecraft unmodded I'm thinking stuff like this stuff that's like not
super addictive
You know what I'm saying?
Click the link, it's a white shot to click the link right.
Jam out.
Congrats on the 1010th Subur's Quinn.
Every night my girlfriend complains to me for hours about your weird nasty voice blasting from my phone,
Finally I can prove to her all these hours watching you wasn't wasted because you are a real godgamer.
Good, Nathan.
Dude, I'll tell you why I'm not just nasally, bro.
You wanna know why it's fucking nasally?
It's because my fucking...
Right now my nose is like, all inflamed, cause all the skin inside is dried out.
Yo, this seems reasonable.
How about that as you do?
Is that a parry or not?
I need to lube it up.
up like but the whole inside my nose really hurts right now and he's been
doing that for the last like a few days it's actually so annoying oh yo big boy
big boy
He literally kills me in one moment, I think, I'm sure.
That's crazy.
The boys are crazy hard.
He pretty much kills me in two hits.
And I'm like over-gearing it out the wise move by the way.
Press T, press T, press T.
is nothing. Okay, that guy in jet saying Christie. Why is he saying Christie?
Why would I want to take a look? I don't like taking a look. I play unlocked
I wrote that out loud.
It's the important days.
Okay, very nice when we got a- we already got a ton of clay, we already got a ton of
shit.
Noooo!
I hate that!
I hate that!
I HATE THAT!
It's like I like the symbol inventories, but at the same time I prefer, you know, I might as well keep on this, and then I'll express my mistake.
My brain is not good enough to just damage you, why does like a lot of Terraria keep
on the way you uh, you have, you just press H for health potion or whatever it is, you
know?
And then you have your, your, your bar, which you select your various arms on.
So this is just a game where they have a very simple bar and it's also like your
action bar as well as it's like an inventory spot it's like everything one
right which I respect it for a simplicity
and being able to work out game myself
who's the race to needle one out no no races in the one out someone's using
race to this that would be a band the agent or anything because it freaks at
least you guys not as much of a freak as I got in that video we just watched
Jesus, crap, oh fuck that shit man, fuck that video.
Holy shit, never again, I'm diminishing returns on that video, like on that shit.
It's like, I like that one, you drunk people do stupid shit or like guys do stupid shit, like it's, there's a difference between like, uh...
Copslops isn't that?
Potatoes, sweet potatoes.
Not refined, oh yeah.
Now for these blue victim loons.
One of these things. Steel nails.
I do have to create a weapon by the way, to the quest, let's just do it.
No day?
No.
215 slash, 340 crude.
I mean, I don't know how to keep this, I think we're just so we're just straight
way
another one more boys that's my armor looking like champ let me see told
Stat screen, defense power, 184, I don't know what that means.
Good boy, soon dude, we are taking the level, level two!
Step one's four.
Wait, am I finished this tutorial?
Is that what I've done?
Oh, oh, strength-based weapons, adge-based weapons, precision-based weapons, critical
strike.
Health.
I mean, we should go health, right?
Let's see other one point okay, so we have one two three four and a bit okay
God game four and a bit
Set with it, I don't know that's with it. I mean I guess the bull kills me like two heads
just do that anyway whatever it is good tank but just initially for my first
level keep it basic I haven't decided on what way but I'm gonna use a what
build I'm gonna go so you know make sense to not ever commit right to high
core I am doing hardcore this is a high-core run this is my second
I can't use talents yet. I've got no any talents. This is a zero-tallness one. It's available.
You have two?
Available telepoints, it's zero.
Oh, Quincy Jones two, that's my name is Quincy Jones two, because I'm the second.
And I'd say on level 2
I think I'm going to be able to do that.
Thank you, I appreciate that man.
Maybe ask Alan Kaiser for a build in Windrow's troll face
Playster
What?
Copper respawned.
What the hell?
Why don't you need this much copper? I sure need this much copper. I just wanted to see if I got it all.
Let me go on the main quest now.
I've got that bit of pickaxe and I am here and I've got my flashlight on the mat.
I mean, might as well just chop up on some guppas, you know?
I might as well chop up on some guppas.
Wait, I can use middle click, right?
Dude, the middle click!
That's just how you mind bro, don't quake in it, just slap the cat, slap it across.
I don't know if I like that it respawns by the way, how does that even, what?
Like what?
So I guess no scarcity in rare materials, unless rare materials don't respawn in
just call it as because it's common whatever dude fuck it we got tons of
got me that's fucking heaps
trees down respawn like so call for respawns but trees
Make no sense.
Alright, fuck it, that's enough, let's go.
it like cuts out when he spawns. Wait is the audio not fixed? Is the audio bugged? No way.
It's fixed. It's good. Fine for me. It's still scuffed.
Apparently there was an issue with an OBS update and then they did an update and
fixed it but then apparently it's not fixed because people in jada say it's not fixed and I'm confused
um yeah I don't quite understand what that's about I don't know why I wouldn't be fixed
I'm no way no fabric I'm a
Oh, look at that.
The last one on top of you.
Oh, shit, we got the last one on top.
Damn.
Can you write a mechs?
Let's see what he has.
Okay, very good, very good.
Um, alright, I wanna, I wanna go to the quest island, but let's sleep first, so it's the
entire time.
the
stas
Well, I'm doing my quest bro, just relax, relax. We're gonna have pirates and shit, so we're gonna have whatever all sorts of...
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Okay.
Alright, what is it again? Okay.
Can't see it. Food check, bandages check. Good gravel bandages, actually.
Uh, yep.
I'm going to eat my food now. One, two, bang bang.
I'm gonna go to the silent all right. This is a bit dangerous. I'm gonna I'm gonna take it real slow
I'm not gonna go like raw dogs straight to the main quest battle kind of kind of I'm gonna try ease in
Well, wait, did I get my first time pushing?
We might let me get my first time I get a her stone potion
In case everything's kind of fucked or her stone
I can give you guys a tilde of the hour by the way if you missed it.
So I've basically been, I'm a dude, I've been on this little star island, I've been
farming reels is killing boys killing dodo's making food
upgrading my weapon, upgrading my gear, and I've had this quest that said I need to be
level 2 to go 2
and I'm finally just at level 2, I have to finish the tutorial quest now
and now we're on our way
oh yeah what the hell is this dude guys
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another month another mist subset egg 7 sec tilly in 777 sex tilly in 777 quintillion 777 quadrillion 777 trillion 777 billion 777 million 777 thousand 777
I'm not sure if I can get out.
Okay, I claim, I claim.
That's Borsif. So they're friendly with the boars?
Oh my god, I'm one of them dead.
What the hell is that about?
What the fuck are you talking about?
The fuck?
Is there another fuck that's got something on that?
Is there an Albert or is there an Elbert that's having a chat right now?
What's going on right now?
I'm confused.
I can't get up there, I'm a harvest.
Look at that bull, baby.
of
3. I'm going to say the point and kill these undead guys as soon as there's going to be
we have waste of my emulation and stuff
boom down
boom down
I'm not sure we got six. It's enough upgrades. Do you know what? It's still nighttime. Let's
actually head back to my base real quick. It's a pretty good mission, I feel like. We've
done a pretty good little... It wasn't actually what I was attempting to do, but I just wanted
to start with that island real quick. Hey, we got some upgrades. Let's head back with
my upgrades. There we go. We got stuff. We got stuff. I'm going to craft some gun
ammo as well. I'm gonna cross them ammo. Am I out of gunpowder? Is that what I'm missing?
That's a pretty sweet mission, guys. See that island over there, right? I think that's
target pretty sweet mission
pretty crazy stuff
gunpowder mechanics and lead?
what's this iteration?
i want a crap about gunpowder
you can send that countercraft gunpowder to me
Silver Spirn Missiles.
It's definitely not like Bellheim. It's a lot different to Bellheim.
It's a lot more fast paced and action oriented and like, it's different pipes.
And to Immersion, they're going for like, I don't know, the Meals.
Bang. Boom. It's like there's lots and lots of upgrading.
I'm obsessed with upgrading my gear to try to get as much defense and shit as possible.
Okay, we say food chicks, panic just checked, we got all this stuff, we'll get to go.
Let's just go ahead and sleep a little bit longer for a day to be daytime.
I quite understand the sleep mechanic works.
Do I just go, many and poked off?
Nah.
disagree they have a different they just got a different ethic you know work
epic is all bro if they if they're quite time just slowly create their game
it's worth it
didn't already be this game no idea bro doesn't affect me playing the game
solo blind I am a raw doggone okay we're gonna head that was island to make sure
we do not encounter a ship or something on the way you're blind out pretty much
man pretty much yeah what the fuck you might ship this do a jump
the game has sea shanties in it while some shit so I'm gonna just wait for that to happen
and this is no when there's like what I'm doing right now was equivalent of like a tutorial
Hello!
Hey there little guy, little dummy woman.
Little Retardolardo.
Congrats on ten out of ten in Path of Exile,
even though you exploited the game.
Classic.
Hey, Bansky.
What the hell's going on in my boat, dude?
Damn, my guys are going crazy with these waves.
This is not like some epic mission and I'm on right now and this is like the tutorial.
This is kind of crazy though.
expansive sea isn't it? Oh my god look at the size of that wave!
Okay I wonder can I just go through it instead of errrr, there's an E on it.
I'm not trying, I'm only here if I eat it.
Holy shit, the hell am I going to stop loading? Oh my god, no!
Can you do this? Run now.
It's kind of crazy how the sea moves like that.
Dude that's so scuffed looting there, it's just wood as well.
Now there must be a better way of looting than what I'm doing.
Million Dollar Audio Senate by the way.
What are you trying to say bro?
Is it, what are you, bad?
Guys, there is an OBS update that I've done that people are having audio issues with.
And I've done the latest update which was supposed to fix it.
Audio sounds perfect. It's perfect.
Literally like the exact issue that I was talking about, perfectly described.
Sounds like AI backed back my music.
Basically, it's some de-duplication, some sort of audio slider update where OBS applies some
fucking thing to some source to stop some issue happening with monitoring, which I'm
not even using that feature.
Okay, we're on the island chat.
Where's the update?
Well, the update, update, the latest latest update, um, is supposed to fix the issue.
I thought it was a zombie for a second but it's just a dota.
K-chat we're on the new island, let's get my lettuce, let's get the new food up.
Oh, that's a two game.
We got, we got, uh, thinking we'll just see if this is, uh, is this going to be copper?
Maybe something different.
Why is something else moving in here that's not me?
Looks the same. Looks the same.
Yeah it sucks. It kinda sucks that because of the lack of scarcity of resources I feel
I don't feel compelled to farm that. It doesn't get my farming boner going.
So I just know I can farm the one next to my base and it will just respawn.
It's kind of like I'll click the shit to drop it or what.
Misty Orchid.
Play pot.
Thick purple elixir.
Damaged by 8% in 15 minutes.
Okay.
I like elixirs.
We like alchemy chair.
We like alchemy.
Alright we're about to head to the first quest zone here.
What is that?
Can you see it?
How the hell did the sales ship get on this part of the island, bro? What the hell?
I've thought about it since it's like a fortress.
Help, gimmicky.
A charging ball, what does that mean?
I
How do you why would they call it a chat? Oh
Move!
Yeah.
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That's so many boys, I can't see so many boys.
I killed so many boys, I killed so many boys.
Oh my god dude, what the fuck was that? No way.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I guess this is the guy.
This is the dude.
He's back, he's back, he's back, he's coming back.
No tattoo, no tattoo, no tattoo, no tattoo, no tattoo.
How are you enjoying Pirate in Shrouded so far?
jeet jeet
jeet
you know how I set up 20 cameras in the kitchen
and now I'm never doing cooking streams yeah we're building
Cuckshed 2.0 multiple cameras in the kitchen
not the same build just like I never do the same build in P.O.E.
Hey Quinnie are you gonna give D4 bad expansion ago?
Yes.
of recess get though though as well we need to delete it I always tell you dude pick this
thing about you I mean I did how's you learn how to fight the becoming like how's you learn
the mechanics of the pig I said I find the big I mean he just kills me so fast and
he just killed me I do skip that yeah it's just dog shit it's just though imagine every
re-sub spam that shit. Imagine. Thousands of people, like hundreds every day. Holy fu-
Okay, lock it.
Oh my god, bro. All the progression is just gone. Okay, we know didn't build the base at a better
the spot. Alright we build the base in the middle of the island I think. Yeah. So I don't
do what I did last time where I built it on the edge. I go to the middle of the fucking
zone. And then from the middle of the zone I can get to all the different places
really fast
as we compare this fucking thing
so try parry it? I don't even know
I'm just scared
That doesn't kill me.
That doesn't kill me.
Oh my god, I cut down so many trees in that last playthrough bro.
Dude, I don't know if this game is going to be a very good parkour, if the mobs just
Let's kill you into a hits and shit.
Um, considering I felt like I overgained super hard...
I guess we'll see though.
Look at my HP back.
I need some health, nice.
Back, flank, flank, flank.
Not every game is going to be played on hardcore.
Some of the best games, though, are really good on hardcore, that I didn't even play
on hardcore.
Oh, dude, I can't get this.
I mean, then I just need to figure out how the pig killed me, so I don't understand what happened to the guy.
Just fucking killed me, bro. I just fucking died, man.
Oh, what the hell? I got a sword.
Bam!
Bam!
Okay.
It's kind of all got a new sword
Okay, we have a bunch of stuff. I want to do I create like the basic shit here
Think as I go deeper in the island right what happens like it's gonna take my pig and die
But I do it I stand the coast then it's a shit place to have a base
Nice.
You know?
Fuck it, we're going. We're going.
Oh, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Do it the same way. I don't know.
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to 6-0, you know?
build on coast no
Oh, what? Wait, I'm going to call live at the camp. What? This is a camp I hear me.
must do. Can't find my scaremigro.
Scaremigro. I'm playing permanent if the game's good, we'll see if the game's good
or not. So if other gamers got me, I'm engaged, that's I.
Um, so far it's engaged in the side.
You know, I'm just gonna like by-trickin' it, just by-trickin' it.
I like to play games hardcore, so why not?
It looks super shitty.
Oh, relax.
Super shitty, that's a bit.
It's not much.
It's definitely, I would say it's definitely above average for sure.
Okay, I mean it's wrong as one of the things that the stand is so high like if you look into comparing versus Valhalla or something bro
Like Valhalla is something magical right this is this one is just like oh
guy
That cook any I was something
Like cooking
I think it's the immersion, right?
Yeah, a little bit of immersion, but I'm just so fucking king.
I probably still remember it was raining and I was going back for us for this time and
this fucking giant entity was coming towards me.
I didn't know what it was.
silhouette of a troll was like the lining went off and the troll was coming
to Wallybrook and I'm cooking with Chinese stuff for oil.
Dude my first time I seen one of them fucking snakes in the ocean in
Nohainboro magical like that literally inspired me it was so magical that I
was like wow gaming isn't dead. The company of a small amount of people
can create something this good and it'll be this immersive and this awesome so the
future of gaming is bright and maybe inspired me made me a lot less bright
blackpill on games in general that's like you know you're comparing like
lining at a bottle versus like you know other games that are just trying to
do something
I mean, Valheim is unparalleled the best mobile game.
It's just unfortunate how little content there is and how it's so hard to access it.
But it is what it is.
Terraria is like...
It's one of those things where that shit's actually got the content and it's a really good game.
But I think if Valheim had the content, it would love Terraria, honestly.
It doesn't know it doesn't have the content
Look how confident is this Sonderkite
This mongrel is sitting here thinking he is the son of Blackbird looking like a weevil infested a flea-bitten
scum-sucking sea dog. I was cruising these seas while you were nothing more than a
Swab-yeet-oh-rag
If you thought me taunts were over you better tea hink again you barnacle brain
Rainbow giraffe. You yeasty codpiece. Lily-livered grove blossom. Wood-legged woody worshipper.
And
Just like the current best AIPG, like traditional D2 style, it's about the next time.
But you've got stuff like, you've got Valheim, which could be better.
You've got stuff like P2, which could be better, but it isn't.
And you're just going to give them time to cook.
You're going to give them time to cook.
Although Valheim is dead, I don't know how long to cook now, so...
It's a slow roast.
It's been ten thousand years.
The Terraria is like pizza and Valhalla is like a burger, right?
So it's like they're two amazingly tasty things but they're just different, right?
It's also just kind of stupid to like...
And that's the thing.
You can play both and enjoy both.
I put terraria and belheim on like magic tier gaming like they're like on the top shelf
Like no games 10 out of 10 right there's me better
But like this is go to top games that you just fucking cracked and like belheim
Terraria part of it's all these games are all at the top
Hey there Quinnipoo, Quinniwini, little gup, little pup
How did your foot doctor go?
Can you show your feet on streams just a little bit such that you can make sure they are okay
um yeah him finn she and finn she's a heeey and a freaking cat she's big to the
burrow she's like yep you feed a c- this Valheim talk sure is rich coming from
someone who could only play the game with nearly 60 mods
kebada
My villain modded gameplay literally got turned into be a game called so much
That's not good
At least pop-ups and like at least fucking things I understand bro. I understand it's enough. I've seen enough notes brother
Okay, good.
Let me see here.
Crap, few boats.
I'm just going to need to make a...
Wait.
Oh, no, dude.
I put this down.
Oh no dude, if I put this down it's gonna ruin everything.
I tell you what, we're just gonna have our base jet, it's just gonna have no floors.
I
Some claim or something playing looking nice
proofs
uh...
uh... how's this gonna work out?
just point out
Shit.
I'm gonna door.
It's like an apple, it's like an apple.
Do you come in? It's the big ass tent thing?
Hell yeah.
Thanks. We're cooking it, right? I'm with you. We're cooking.
This is something. This is definitely a base.
No! Stop using the butter!
Fuck, I wanna keep my motion something different from my brain.
Don't look good.
My brain... Oh shit.
Not the house!
This ad sports comes to mind, aka Duckly.
What the fuck is this little bitch on the bed, bro?
I don't know what the fuck is this little bitch on the bed, bro?
What the fuck is this little bitch on the bed, bro?
What the fuck are you on about, you little bitch?
What are you even talking about, bro?
You're lucky you know the Banyvader, bro,
because you had such a Banyvader name.
If you were being Banyvader just now, you wouldn't be going.
You're lucky you know the Banyvader, bro.
there
wanna thank you on your 10-10 super kills
G.J.
Am I going to go on my base chat or do you think it's a good thing to have a good nice base?
sell down eight one six eight
because you die like two heads
I don't even get nice bases good though do you other way maybe I should fucking
try put floors down
should we put floors down
35 years with the cozy game Richard, and a little bit of Valhain's reaction just now.
Cute.
Just be kind of cool, I know it feels good to return to a nice base.
Okay, let's probably get him off dude, fuck it.
Let's just uh, bait.
Is that really?
keys
That should be there then there should be at one yeah
Valheim to
Nah, it's more like Valheim.
No, it's not like Valheim at all.
It's definitely different, bro.
It's closer to something like Introuted than it is Valheim.
It's like, you know,
Introuted, mixed with Valheim,
mixed with some part-game, mixed with some soulmarch shit,
mixed with some, I don't know.
But then again, I'm literally a tiny bit into it,
so I need to play it more.
So, it's one thing at a time.
I'm so tired, I'm barely into the game, bro.
Gather! Gather!
Gather!
Gather!
Gather!
Cozy Gamer!
COZY MAAAAAAR!
Cozy Gamer.
Cozy Gamer.
Hit Out 69.
Hit Out.
Hit Out.
60 Noud.
Hit Out.
60 now
now
The band is fucking free to free
Yeah, that's the one on the top.
Ta-da!
We got a cut cut. It's got fire escape at the top. If you look up, you can see what
Daytime or nighttime, it's kind of cute, eh?
It's nice.
Yeah, I might move this to the middle of...
Is that right, eh?
I'm just kidding.
Maybe I can make it floor.
Maybe you can make it floor.
I did ask brother what?
Oh, that's I did a shovel burp
Not this floor survive off the floor by Bob
It's not the vibe
Wanton, do you want me to collect data?
Every person who makes some cancer TTS, like that Esquire in YoBot, or Keyful, I will note their names down.
And you can just ban them from donating.
Easiest way to fix the stream outside of removing AI TTS.
Seven.
I did, you can't use ass on this during the song, okay bro?
I
That's last one I'm skipping now, okay
Okay.
Wait.
Yeah.
I guess it's got, it's got background music in the game that I'm listening to for immersion,
So I can't constantly do this where I have to turn it on off.
So just, I will skip every single AI song from now on.
Okay guys.
Appreciate the dono though.
Appreciate the dono, appreciate that, it's cool.
But yeah, fuck that dude, I'll go off.
Now we're gonna talk about shit.
Okay, wait, the stuff that dropped on the ground chat,
what happened to it?
I think it's worth going.
No fun allowed.
Yes.
No fun allowed.
Yes.
Do you think it's fun?
But no.
If I'm not going to be immersed in a game, an immersion based game, I would, you know,
it's an immersion game.
I'd like to have the meters gone.
And the issue is I can't, when I'm playing a game that's not immersion-based, then I
can have other music on and I can just pause the music as I play this GG.
This type of game you can't simply turn the music off and on.
Dude, I'm immersing myself as a pirate and making a little pirate base here.
I can just die and everything's gone by the way, okay, so here we go.
We'll do another one, we'll do one over here as well.
I'm not sure if there's a bullet in there, there's a bell in there, it looks like a food one.
It could be food stuff.
This is like, I don't know, whatever, I guess it's shit.
Okay, cool. So why can I make this thing? I need to make, I need to make this.
Again! Can't use it wrong.
They're gonna make boots.
Alright, so we're gonna kill Boa.
Alright, let's go.
Oh, this is- If I die to a Boa now, that'd be so fucking sad, by the way.
Hey, did I build my base on my fucking...
Okay, did I build my base on, like, a bear-brush-able dog?
Come on, gays.
That's not a good sign.
Can we go ahead and get this shit from there?
Oh dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, it's kind of killing me for sure.
I need to aggro just one at a time.
Let me check so I can go. I got no ammo, bro.
I thought I'm used to my Hellbird so I thought I saw the shield icon right so I'm like okay
commit to one more attack and he gets stunned and then he'll kill him but then my attack
didn't stun him so then he hit me I thought he was gonna get stunned but that didn't
not happen
okay wait
we did
it was the interest of my fucking boss holy shit it's Brian here bro god damn
We're really doing boats, I think I have to, right, to the quest.
Okay.
A tusk.
What tusk you say?
Are you getting eggs?
Let me do that.
Yep.
What kind of shit is this dude, I just got like a fucking randomly wood on my bar and
shit man.
Um, why can't I make a bid by the way?
Oh, it's a bid.
I can make a bid, oh that's cozy ass bid though.
Has a cozy ass bid right there.
I ain't no animal gonna attack me as well.
I ain't no animal gonna attack me,
like giant ass fire right there,
but I was gonna be scared of that.
Not exactly rainproof though.
Oh my God, that's like a hobo man.
Can we need to find the mine jet
and get the weapon upgrade?
The weapon upgrade is like king,
cause the weapon upgrade allows me to like
stun things a lot more easily.
Let's go, uh, we've got the pickaxe, right?
We've got the watch.
Let's go find the mine.
Okay, there it is.
Chill.
Oh, I think I need a clay.
I think I need clay.
I wonder if I can just crash with this shit anyway.
I can't find this in that way, torch.
Alright, get your blankets out boys, we're doing some farming!
Get your blankets out!
Basically I need to cut down a fuck ton of trees.
Okay, we need to get clay.
Okay, then I fucked up the reason I gotta fuck some copper rock.
Because, um, yeah.
I need to upgrade this twin assault a million times.
I mean, I must admit the twin assault stab attack seems tight.
You can like, dodge it out and then land you in with a twin assault attack after you've dodged it.
The noise guy music is so dang in the cave. Oh man.
I'm trying to think what I could do. I updated everything and I, like, I mean everything's
I don't know, maybe I could reinstall my entire VSS, but that's just, that's just,
That's just, that's just a terrible idea, right?
It's a terrible idea.
I don't want it to be dank, right?
I want you guys to be immersed.
Build a torch in the cave.
You can do that.
No wood.
I'm trying to save my flashlight.
So you've been gassed and your audio is fine.
Maybe I should contact Twitch and ask them.
Without a charging ball, I already beat charging ball.
I fucking I died to a savage boy
I think what was the easy to decide just dashes inside
You might have seen a yes, I do mine. No AI so
I'm sure we got you. I mean, this is enough to get me started, isn't it? I can come back.
Now we got respawned anyway so...
We'll sit back.
I was gonna go... we got the basic amount of...
all we need to get some decent upgrades.
Look at this...
and then we just need...
clay.
I believe clay was like... oh.
So we don't... everything's just labeled, dude. Like, what the fuck?
Audio is fine lil gup. Just the benivader's messing with the god gamer.
Oh, there's not a benivader.
Slow prones.
D4. Bad. D4. Key in da rdog shit.
Doubt the news pack fixes the problems with the endgame and need customization.
Magidivism.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
It's a rough idea, boys, rough idea.
I don't think it is because the purpose of using it is still drops.
What do you mean drops?
Is there drops for this guy?
I don't see drops.
Yo!
Yo drops!
Get your boys back purchasing and give these subs to Xenoblade and Lyman and Winrose.
Hey!
What the hell?
Hey, W gamers!
Dude, that looks so sad.
Bro.
Guys, it's a single player of my game.
What the fuck would you do?
What the fuck would you do?
You fucking stupid.
game. What the fuck would you do? You fucking stupid. Alright guys I didn't know I swear
to God I just run out and there's now there's your office. Guys I would I didn't even want
to play this game by the way. I was gonna play uh Slend's by 2. The Chet Slend's
by 2 with that band blast of mine was one. But Chet's like you know you're not playing
Now I'm playing Wind Rose. I'm giving it a go, Jeff.
There's a zero percent reason as to why, uh...
Drops is... I mean, I literally just found out about now.
Drops is the last thing.
You guys can predict all you want and go,
Oh, shoot, oh, shoot. You can hope you have a lot of ticket history.
Oh
What's jam I've done to believe your gas let me be your bad act that moody ruse
You were taught to run yours to get to front agree Ted yours kids for a great head
I'm about to I'm out the log out of the game because it's just show you how much I don't go
But like guys, I'm gonna be unreal. I'll be real I'm playing this game
so far I'm mildly enjoying it I wouldn't say I'm loving it I'm not saying
I'm hating it I'm just mildly enjoying it I'm mad about a mild enjoyment of the
game
get out of my bed bro what the fuck is happening dude whoa
just thought of this guy right now and just fucking captain
Alright, basically it's the doctor, I already got this quest.
This is the crew, we're going to ratio them guys, please, please, please, please, my doggies.
I should have grabbed my boats, I think I'll get more.
2-2, this is, what, how much?
I got from, how much, I got from...
90.
It's a bit of a duck, right, isn't it?
I doubt that.
Fat.
200,000 fucking end-goats the way this game works is like
Each item you condense like all your resources into I did if I cut down these trees ranks in my base
I can't wait to see the next hanging really tries having their drops
guys I have been articulating over and over fuck people seasons but I will try out the
default expansions to see if the game is uncooked
Good. Man. No, no, really, it's one of the things I've been repeating the... guys.
Oh, where are you?
Where are you?
Where do you get this?
He's only playing PLE1 because it drops!
He'll all drop to over. He's gonna stop playing.
Wait, why is he still playing?
Oh, he's still playing.
I literally had no idea no clue there's win ros drops no idea swear to God swear my fucking kids have no idea this win rose
Drops don't give a fuck zero. It was zero percent on my decision. It's so I literally
I'm playing this because chat spam me to play it. That's the reason I'm playing this game
And apparently it's the mother behind
giving it a go
You are brain did and retarded if you think I'm playing this game for the fucking drops your brain didn't return
guys unless you have exclusive drops like they specifically to collaborate with
you and they say hey look you're wild listen for these drops which is terrible
by the way I hate this any parts mother that's just a spot unless you have what
there is no benefit to drops there's no benefit to drops
They do it doesn't nothing there's no impact
Yeah, they do like to give to them
It's hard to treat it on this cold stream around this core of that I
Just so annoying. I hate this guy. That was good. Do you guys remember these guys a period one who remembers all these period one guys
Who was there for period one guys with it? I'm just spamming all this shit about like
He's only playing PLE1 for the drops!
He's only playing- He's gonna play for seven days and then he's quitting!
He's only doing- Do you remember that shit?
Who was there?
Well, I remember that shit. I was there.
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to dropsunderscorefarmer67.
I am illiterately the opposite of a dropsfarmer.
I'd make sure to not play game with these drops.
Cause there's these fucking delusional retards out here.
You go...
Drops!
Drops!
Oh this game's shit!
Oh it's got drops!
They never did shit!
You're shit!
You're the flangers drop!
And then it's like, I don't know maybe this downstream as you do there, but that's...
This is not me.
This is not how I operate.
Wait, why can't I move?
What's going on?
I'm on mouse on there.
It can be on mouse.
It can be on mouse.
It can be on mouse.
It can be on mouse.
It can be on mouse.
It can be on mouse.
It can be on mouse.
It can be on mouse.
on the other computer okay so just fucking relax chat i'm giving this game a fucking
go okay because i want to try it out because guess what
ferv light gifted a tier one sub to stronk they have given 27 gift subs in the channel
okay thanks a bit okay an anonymous user gifted a tier one sub to who underscore rr underscore
or you underscore talking underscore to the guys in general going on about
fucking drops
can I sleep
the game has skipped to the tier one sub to truck talk
they have given five gift subs in the channel
I'm gonna die of hunger or what?
Dude, wait on my bed, it's Ducky Gallen, bro, he just likes to chill on my bed, I don't
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to shut underscore up underscore fat ass.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Did that go faster?
I don't think that went faster at all.
And that's the same speed.
Guy in chat saying no, it's the same as Valheim.
Valheim, you literally sleep and it speeds up fucking time, by the way.
It like shits out, it smelts when you're asleep.
So saying no, the same as Valheim would mean it would actually work.
When you sleep in Valheim, you're a smeltable shit out max stuff.
That's not a mod.
So it's just why I just slept.
You stop creating negative experience for 98% of the stream enjoy as Jizzy because you
have a couple of hate watches in chat.
Holy shit bro, focus up.
Well I don't know, they hate watchers but we ban them.
It's just, no it's not.
There's people who reek.
Like I didn't realize there's drops.
I just realized there's drops now and then people started choosing me like, you're
game because it drops it's just like it's so irritating bro it's so
irritating because they're just wrong and they're predicting and it's just like
that can you just go project elsewhere bro can you go project elsewhere it's
still night time I understand how do you tell when it's daytime bro
say that
If we're nice to bully this shit out of anyone who says that shit like legit they all need
to bully them.
If we need to work together just all bully the fuck out of a guys like that.
Because they have cancer.
cancelling
they're gonna take it with the stream
1000 fucking percent
1000 fucking percent
the only goal is to uh...
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, we get to hide in Cobb Angots.
We get to get, we get to get hide in Cobb Angots. What is this, a beak?
Like, I'm so sorry, dude!
One thing is, I feel like these guys actually believe it, though.
Let's get you.
Take all of them. Okay, good.
My mouse keeps going off the screen, bro.
If you're wondering why I know my shit's working.
Scroll to lock.
Okay, we did not die to a fucking boar again, Cher.
We just lose everything.
Yeah, we got it.
Okay, we just ended up, basically, we're back to killing boars.
Yeah, back to just killing boars and like looting, uh, help others and stuff.
So you need to kill boars and not die.
There's something that I haven't discovered literally on my base.
The only person who should be getting bullied in a stream is the streamer themselves.
Especially if they have a red nose.
They are the only person in the stream who is making money
Is he already banned? Is this guy already banned? Wait, I don't wanna die, use it
This guy already banned?
Probably the moffat is the streamed away list bro, they need to be dealt with.
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to farming underscore drop underscore again.
effect gifted a tier one sub to critical taunt they have given 47 gift subs in the channel
but the guy that says for me it is literal profile picture page by the way it's a fucking
it's in my head
just subbing for the drops nodders
Alright, get the fuck out of here bro, get the fuck out of here, get the fuck out of here,
literally guys, guys are trying to like derail, trying to lock in here bro, that they don't
she care about anything except trying to fucking to write the stream so they
want to do it's pathetic okay I'm trying to play wow feeling I'm playing
wow I want to like I tried to press tab like it's a target
Oh fuck, here we go.
Welcome to finals of the dick-sucking championships!
In this corner, we have Hasanabi, and in the other corner, we have Quinn69.
And fight!
You are no match for me. Watch this.
I just booked another sponsored trip to China.
That's pretty good.
Oh perfect timing.
Wait, what is he doing?
I sense his dick sticking skills rising.
Yo bro, ever heard of Soul Musk?
Oh my god, he's doing tricks on it.
Tricks on it I forfeit
You will help be to gifted a tier one sub to bozo 69. This is their first gift sub in the channel
I
Did
My keys aren't working my keep on top
My keep on time working my keyboard. I'm working cuz I'm there
fucking shit can't
I just hit my hand bro
Mike get my fucking mouse was on the other computer cuz I fucking un-click the scroll lock bro
I un-click the fucking scroll lock on my fight. I couldn't fucking press my fucking mouse
No, I fucking I'm not locked at my mouse so I can move my shit on this computer to bring up that other fucking
retard
to bring up that fucking retard and
and then it fucking legit I just died because I had to fucking out to have
and get that like ban that retard I just died because I had to ban that fucking
retard I got I couldn't attack okay my key one stopped working so what happens
I'm using a program called synergy right which allows me to move my mouse
between two different you've got these balls can you fucking him up
computer game routine for you just hand computer a computer be my mouse is
computer I could not control my character. My inputs were like not working because it was on the other computer and I unlocked it.
And it's because this fucking game is dog shit by the way. It's because of games that's there's some shit with the mouse for some reason in a very few games for whatever reason if your mouse is like got this weird cursor thing it's like it's like it teleports your mouse to the right side of the screen so it thinks you're like
you're double tapping and it moves you to the other computer.
Oh, wow, what a waste of time.
Oh, well, all that farming is just gone.
Cool.
Oh, I just injured my hand as well.
That's dog shit.
It's complete dog shit.
Why the fuck does it not put the mouse in- see the good games, the people who go games
as well.
Alright, look at Twisted.
The mouse is coded so it's in the center of the screen so it doesn't go on to other
monitors.
Why- why don't I know why it does that?
I don't know why it does that.
It does that.
I don't know what's there dude holy fuck
There's a few games that this has happened where my mouse drifts off and I had to scroll lock
You know like ah man fuck bro I was just PK
And I couldn't pause either. I tried to pause to get my mouse back on the screen. It wouldn't let me pause
It's not mouse being confined to the window it's it's a whole other issue with synergy
Oh
Ahhhh!
It's a big heart, Queen. This time I'll help. I'll help.
I can't get Quincy Jones as a boss because of this one, let me...
How do I delete these other guys to delete?
That's my original bro, it's my original.
Can't just like reach out, can I know?
It's been so long making that guy, it's been so long customizing this guy, look at that
sick, bro.
I literally just, guys, guys, let's look at it first, I literally just died because my
mouse is on the screen.
Like, I was actually fine there, I just couldn't play the game.
My keybinds just stopped working.
So, yeah, it was over because I had a fucking unbreath scroll lock.
My unbreath scroll lock.
I'm coming at god, if I get my card it kills.
Been waiting for a Windrow's playthrough.
Good luck, Quinn.
Remember chat, for the low low price of $4.20 you too can tilt the streamer so fucking hard
that you directly cause the loss of an hour of game progress and the streamer
injuring his hand.
Sturk Gamer 69.
Okay, I'm not gonna tell you what I'm supposed to do, you didn't tell me.
I'm mad because I died to a fucking bug, because of my fucking hand with my...
Literally, what happened was
I altered the bandit's ass, which is why I do that all the time in a million games.
That's fine.
This game specifically
doesn't have a fucking...
For whatever reason, when you're met...
Very few games...
Some games that have this mouse function, where your character aims the mouse...
Yeah?
The mouse goes off the screen.
And because the mouse went off the screen...
Well, yeah, it goes on to the other computer, and then I literally hold on to my character.
I
Means because I'm using synergy right if I was hardcore so I because I want to use a quality life mode of synergy
If just a one mouse and keyboard that's the that's the price that I pay
Some games don't account for that that is don't know what that is and they just never that is never coded like that
So, you know one in five games this issue happens one in five games this happens
Now, if you press scroll lock, it's fine.
I had press scroll lock.
If you go back to today's what, I complain about it and I say, ah, I'm going to press
scroll lock.
You hear me saying that before this happened?
30 minutes later, I turn it off to ban this guy and then I forget to send it back on
again.
What happened?
I mean, just kill.
I'm talking to the guy, Jeff, like, I'm just banning him again.
I was going to ban him, but then it's just going to happen again.
Oh man, God fucking damn it bro.
The starting and the opening of the game feels very scripted and bland as well, by the way, I just want to put that out there.
Um, it's very bland scripted opening, it's not like there's a large variety in terms of what happens when you stop the game.
It's just the same shit.
Speaking as a, well it's my fourth time now, voice is my fourth time.
Chin up 20
Am I right? However that character looks so it's fine
It's a location of green farms, etc. Oh
My lansa
angry quinn fuck that ball fuck this game
wasn't the boy it was scroll lock it was scroll lock
i got pk i just got killed by scroll lock yes it's like it's synergy you'll
it's gonna see you scroll away i just lost control of my garraday
the boy did not kill me it was lack of control of my garraday got me killed
I'm gonna go again.
Did I hit my fucking... I hit my finger, man.
Now Effect gifted a tier 1 sub to Skrull Underscore Lock.
They have given 48 gift subs in the channel.
It's intact. It's high, bro.
Chet! Stop laughing at me. That was an in-game Uber boy. My mouse has bad coding. So does
the game.
of
It's a lame. It's such a lame.
It's a lame! Oh well.
That's lame.
That's what it is.
Maybe if I'm on the coast this time, it's easier.
It's just like, there's no shit to clear.
And then it's just inefficient.
Oh man.
Oh man, bro!
Bro!
You can put down multiple bonfires, so start on coast to make bandages and move inland.
Dad, I'm...
It's like, does he think that the reason why I put this down here and I'm starting?
Do you think it says idea? Do you think I'm doing it? Because he's... he doesn't see like...
It's all right!
Boom! Please shut the fuck up.
Please shut the fuck up, man. Please shut the fuck up. Please.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh my God, bro. I cannot.
Dude, I've watched that psycho retard on that fucking stupid cockle but he over-to-a-long
and he's turning into this little mega pussy bitch.
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old, age shall not weary them, nor the
years condemn dots at the going down of the sun and in the morning we will remember
of them got lest we forget 07.
Okay, relax. I need to reach the mental jet.
Obviously, I'm very irritated.
Chad is coming all the time making that sweet bass,
and then I just died from my fucking nose, good,
because I fucking didn't press scroll lock.
I'm a sad boy right now.
I'm a sad boy.
Oh, it's an Anzac Day today.
It's Anzac Day today.
Yeah, my child brought like a t-
She made like a thing saying like,
I love Anzac.
He's the best.
You didn't understand it.
She wanted to go give it to Anzac. She didn't understand that Anzac was the person.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm not even fucking...
She injured myself.
That's excellent. I'm slamming him way too hard, Chad.
Chad, I will admit, I actually go very mad there.
This guy's like, you know, the only reason I have to fucking die
is because I was irritated by some guy
and then I ended up dying because of that.
So then it made me very irritated
and I slammed my hand on the table like a dumb bitch.
Yep, that's what happened.
Okay, the page was back a little bit here, we got some shit down too.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
We shall see.
Oh, fuck, I'm so...
Right, chat, you have no idea man. Right now I'm just so demoralized.
Ben, you ban.
Ben, you ban.
I don't use willpower to keep going.
Max! My mass!
I don't need his little pats to keep going.
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to Viperforce amount 69.
I'm carrying the mask to the beach chat
I'm just going to get all my wood and nails and shit from the boats and shit
I'm just going to get the king of the beach
Got a lot of shells, a lot of shit
You're so good.
Oh, man.
What are you doing? What is the hell are you doing?
Okay. Oh, don't care.
Okay, relax, relax. Just to make sure my mouse is not going to do that. Shoot again, yes.
Why do I even got pause? Why the fuck doesn't it pause?
It's just because they're designed for like online gameplay or something or what.
So I'm having like issues but it won't let me pause.
What's that about?
Looks like I'm still going down a lot.
Well, I guess I didn't die. I died because my mouse on the screen, bro is what it is
It's what it is
There's not a nothing to being suck or hardcore bro just an intro gameplay. It looks sucks ass
You're gonna live in nails, I don't even know I get one nails for but I got nails at the was a weird chance that
Hey, bitches, poor ass, bitches.
Whatever, bro, it keeps going when you're in combat, like when you're just doing that.
I
To tax in the right what is that? Oh
Target, bro. Why is that the target?
Okay, sir. Definitely. I need to change that keep on agency. Okay. We just
I'm not made about you. I'm not admit about that. I'm not admit about down
I'm not admit about down, bro
I didn't mean to break down you two yeah one one one one day my stress
levels high a beaver build the eye I've imagery yeah let's just do that
I have to fuck Tampa Tiger to fuck these keybinds.
So I get rights, I get rights.
Try again, try again.
It says tie up.
So, that's an idea.
all right
those are insane, ban them
ban these guys
Warning, warning.
Cortisol levels rising.
High band procedures likely.
Warning, warning, cortisol levels rising, high band procedures likely.
What up coconut head glad to see you finally killed the uber-dodo boss on tutorial island.
I don't think messing with your keybinds is going to help you slay the elder boy.
careful not to upset your pinky or you're going to end up building another
cut cut on the beach pops and feet for the boys you can craft bandages at the
workbench by the way a boba to the hose and chat peace out burger barn
captain Jamal set and sale
I
Sorry cuz this isn't it when it breaks you away doesn't break you
Now I know why I'm leaving the fucking most important fucking material the fucking ground
Are you serious right now
fucking serious right now no fucking way
the boys how many boys have I killed
I was leaving the fucking the base
material on the ground bro that's not
time down just gentlemen there are no
ladies here watching tonight we have in
the fat corner weighing in at 467 pounds all the way from Bumfuck nowhere in the
Shire, Stoic master Quinn 69 and in the Gagachat corner a single bore, bet now!
I'll destroy a born woman one easily
The plumber put drops into my game.
Dr. Galen is on your bed!
He is shitting in your bed!
Why is Tab not target?
Tab not target!
Why is Tab not target?
Why is it not Tab target?
It's really Tab it.
Tab targeting?
You don't know the same Tab targeting?
Is it if you're going to do Tab as not target?
And again, like this.
I read it.
Tab is target.
Why isn't there any of them?
I changed it. I did change it.
I said I did change it. I just changed it.
I changed it.
It's changed now.
Okay, I don't understand what I've done. I need to put the bed down and some shit.
Because that's why I couldn't put a fucking storage thing down.
It's because of that.
interesting it's gonna be three fucking things in the middle there don't get a
fuck at this point there's zero storage
I'm just randomly put shit anywhere at this point
I'm estimate I am I'm after that latest death I am a bit I am kind of like
hate playing a little bit. I need to untie my harness and I'll be hate playing though.
Well I would have had a fucking rope if I didn't fucking die because my mouth went up the screen.
Why don't you synergy chat? Why?
Nah, that's not enough through that. Yo, what the fuck? That's not enough. Are you serious right now? That's a nice-ass roof, man!
That's a nice-ass roof!
He was dead shit was broken it was supposed to stagger him bro
It was supposed to stagger him bro. His shield was gone. Why didn't it stagger?
I pressed attack so then it would have stagger him and it didn't stagger him, bro.
I guess I'm gonna take my ass enough.
It's okay.
I'm
I'm up here, right?
Chillin' here.
I
Okay, all right, I
May I am not losing this time fuck this. This is the run. This is the run
This is the run no mistakes
They're dying of fucking boys like a retard. No building life. I do you gotta build your base in the middle of the island
You gotta build your base in the middle of the island
You can't you can't fucking do that that you got it. Yeah, this is the fucking run. This is the fucking run
I'm bland so safe. I'm not doing anything to a girl. I'm gonna overgear over the little motion. We have a fucking scene. Oh
My god, I'm gonna over the love against so much bro. You have no idea
Okay, let's go grab, we got some first of all,
let's start off, start off right here.
So we're gonna, okay, sorry, let's see ya.
Bang, shells, loot theirs.
We open the shells, we open the shells.
We're gonna loot just rocks from the beach, logs.
I need rope.
We need to make a bag instantly,
and then I need to create a tent
in order to unlock the storage crate.
Yes.
Silence. Please continue, Commander.
Lord Borer, another Hobbit has hit the island.
How many of this fat filth must we eradicate? Send in the troops!
Yes, my king.
Hey, the egg war dog, maybe?
Hey, the egg wardog maybe?
Can't the wardog eat the egg?
Tell it that I've partially done that.
Okay, no mistakes, time, no mistakes.
I'm not sure what I like more about this so far.
The fact that he isn't off the tutorial island and hasn't fought other pirates etc yet, or
that he's not even on the hardest difficulty or that he's already raging.
This is gonna be a great art boys.
I think, right now I'm hate playing, like, I mean, okay.
We'll see how this attack ends.
Easy.
Do I have any ammo for this obviously?
Yo, that's a bad opener.
The dog should open up, bro.
So you only get the good sword no way
It's just crap man help it whatever I was crap man
guys ban these guys ban these guys ban these fucking guys bro yes the guys
antagonizes the jet anyone is just out of head just trying to
I am I hate playing this game I am I am I am hate
Hey, Chet, who's ready for one more real quick scripted dead?
I think yes, I know the ball boss again, but
Nope, I'm not dying. This is a ride
No, that's too good to sell.
I'm getting lazy, I'm getting lazy.
Okay, wait, wait, we got tons of wood?
We got everything?
I got tons of food, tons of wood.
Okay, everything I need to start off with fast, right?
I feel a ball slipping emoji.
What is that?
We got a ball slipping emoji.
I don't understand what is that?
Like a sleeping ball?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. We need to go over here.
We should be able to do everything I need. Bang!
Alright. Boom.
Bang.
Wait. Uh...
Rope.
I'm waiting for you. I'm gonna get the dumb kill. Somebody fucking balls on this fucking
killer with this fucking ball. I'm gonna fucking make the board. Goddamn species go extinct
on these islands. You hear them, Sammy? There'll be no more fucking balls alive. They
What can we do with a fucking piece of slayer?
I'm aware they're fucking flesh, okay?
All these fucking boys are dead, they're dead bro, they're all dead as fuck.
They cross-pass, they fuck with the wrong motherfucking bitch.
jamming, they fucked with the wrong bitch
they fucked with the wrong bitch
the hell do these fucking shells do bro
reasons
Kinville faggots get them on this bad
and after in his command I'm so snowy I'm like snap guy
if it's skin is bad
let's try to labor play okay which we don't need because
bandage
yeah we got this i got some luck now chat
I
Right I'm guilty
Why are there so many boar slipping emojis? What is this?
Why is there a boar on a bed, dude?
You reap what you sow?
Okay, so I'm reaping.
So I tried to optimize my stream workload by having two computers,
having two computers but then using one mouse and keyboard.
So I used a software KBM called Synergy, which
one in five games with this movement style
for whatever reason, the way they code it.
It puts the mouse on the right hand side of the monitor,
which then causes it to jump to the other computer.
Yeah, it's like one in 50 games, doesn't it, by the way?
I don't know what, it's the way they code it.
Do you imagine your mouse is in the center of the screen, right?
Invisibly.
It's not.
It's actually on the right inside of the screen right now.
At least that's how synergy perceives it to be.
Bang.
Then you get the issue.
Look, Bench.
We're going to look at that.
We're going to puzzle this motion of this.
We're going to confuse.
And it's course fabric. I don't understand
I'm not playing it easy by the way, I'm not playing it easy by the way event
How do you make opponents you just delete your character and you are safe whenever you um, yeah
Okay, let's uh
seven, eight, chug that shit, and then we cut down some trees real quick.
So what do I need or a stone? I think I need a stone. Should I go find it? Wait.
question is the ball is chat what I do with the ball situation
I've got like the shittiest one-handed weapon ever
What's on there, dude?
Boggies, P.E. Ock, Mr. Streamer, finally a gold gamer.
Anyway, when will you copy-forcing and sell your own merch, too?
The goo shirt's coming back, bro. Don't worry. The goo shirt we're wearing.
The shirt I'm currently wearing is literally a t-shirt to see if I like it.
And by the way, I love it. It feels amazing.
It's a lovely material. This particular one I'm wearing, I like it a lot.
The white one, 100% cotton, super thick, like ultra high thickness, ooooh.
I'm basically testing out all these different shirts until I get that right shirt though.
But I'm pretty sure it's this. Pretty sure it's this.
No, no, you gotta see the shirt shirt.
You gotta like, I love the thickness of the shirt.
It's like a nice, and I don't know how you call the material, it's like a nice, like a,
um, it's like a nice high material, you know what I'm saying?
Good, good, some good shit.
Just 100% cotton, no extra bullshit, no, it's got not 0% static.
I want to say it's like it's a thickness cat. Look at the thickness
You see the thickness
It's like
Three millimeters that goes on it. It's that gross. That's nice
Anyway, yeah, I'm pretty much decided on this shirt
But yeah, the goose shirt drop, I don't know when it's gonna happen
Soon team maybe this year
Okay, why can't I continue kill a born of tennis on it? Okay, so I need to kill a boy
All right, it's a motherfucking bitch ass right there
The plumber already built the black pearl
The possums are currently shitting on your deck.
input scotchy down that's okay just remember the time pirate ran out of
mana
it's true that happened
but it's not in butts in was not we down it's the fact that I lost more my
regression because I fucking couldn't control my character and then I couldn't
pause the game and then it just died it's I lost all I spent all some
farm and all the bullshit that's all gone.
I wish it was just bad at video games.
Like, the first to rip up this house war is just bad at video games, right?
It's good. I like those rips.
Those are the good rips.
And it was doubly, uh, enraging because the fact that I old tabbed,
I turned off the feature that it's the thing that will save my life.
because some little bitch was just trying to antagonize and then a hand of
Tetlix is killing me.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
So you can't do though, yeah.
Oh, bro, just like multiple pegs, I've got nothing left.
hahahaha
Kay, this guy kind of does a two-pad attack, any
...but you're excellent
Just joined. Two questions. Why do you play as your wife?
And, why do you have the question marks enabled on the minimap?
Or do you not like having to explore them yourself?
I know why bro I know why I'm on the road bro I need to jump to that
Yeah.
Bitch.
Okay, I'm using a gray weapon voice with fucking gray gear everything's gray my
guys like full dog shit. Okay, but we needed this make this to then do this. Take that.
Bang.
Okay, do we try make this into like a housing? We try to try make like a
scuffed house house thing.
I don't want to make a big ass house and then die to a bug and be super upset about it
dude.
I didn't spend all that time making that sweet house house.
You guys remember that sweet house I made and then I lost it all?
I didn't spend all that time making that sweet house house.
I wouldn't be as aggressive as I am now.
So I shouldn't make a good house house where I should make like a shit house.
Let's just do like a fucking shit house.
Let's do like a, let's do a big ass lean to thing.
It's just gonna go.
walls are not bugs they are mammals
classic
okay we're having stuff Jan always here just need to go get some blunt
proper and shit oh god we got dudes out here
You've got a dancing boring mode you know
That's as much bull related content online. The boys like a random like like a
subculture of people who obsess over the bulls. What's that about?
Okay.
I need to plant. I'm trying to 5-max right now, Chad.
Like, I'm 5-maxing IRL, dude.
I'm 5-maxing Wind Rows.
I could have found the good source of the 5 of those.
I don't have to cut down random-mashed trees.
I don't remember doing this in my other playthroughs.
I don't remember any since you...
Wait, do I have to get a Hella Plant 5 if I cut down trees?
is that what why am I why am I struggling to get plant out this time maybe I'm an
idiot and then you just can't raise me get a dig of my father
came as bad I feel like we haven't really made it past I mean I literally did
beat the tutorial and I did get off the tutorial and then I immediately died
into a savage war. What I'm thinking is that I'm hoping to get a lot better.
Rolders can't kill elite Boas without a log out button. What about blocking attacks,
huh?
I don't understand, bro. I couldn't press my coupons.
And for D4 lunch, I killed them.
I killed all the boars they are dead, every single one of them, and not just the men boars.
But the boar women, and the pitlets too.
I hate you.
Get all the boars.
Okay, I feel like that's enough life. I would have built a fucking goddamn mansion at this
point. Yeah. I cut down. That's a lot of shit I cut down, bro. That's a lot of shit.
I guess I'm bled over here, so I'll vagrate something, and I'll just vagrate a dodo.
He's giving up.
What the fuck?
He wastes a lot of turnaround and then he comes at me.
Yeah, I think I parroted him there.
My try parroting him a little bit, so so.
Killed by Boa.
Okay.
Okay
Oh
Overpowered bro, they kill you into it. They're overpowered
The boys need to be there. I need to be there if I need to get good and they need to fix a game bro
Fuck these dodos coming from in
Bro seriously heard that
Oh my god, this guy's overpowered!
Help!
Unlock!
Unlock!
Jesus!
Fucking Christ, mate!
Fucking getting hunted down by fucking Dodo's chat.
by fucking dodo's.
Oh, roof for quiet? I'm sorry, that's not a roof. That's not a roof.
Okay, boots.
Alright, boots on.
Let's see what that shagging is.
Upgrade, boots.
Are we chugging, bro? Are we chugging?
I'm not doing a circus tent. We just I'm just doing like basic ass shit here
It just allows me to sleep and stuff
Bang I could put a bit down into sleep right
Wait, there's a pre-made oh the pre-made house
The pre-made house
Okay, it's daytime check
Okay, I need ingots and bore kills is what we need, yeah
And it goes in bore kills, it can be of six gunpowder.
Hello, Queenie Poop. I heard you've been frustrated with windrows.
I've come to say you should remember that wonderful phrase, Hakuna Matata.
It means no worries, actually, forget that.
I forgot Pumbaa is a warthog and looks awfully like a bull!
Okay.
Huh?
Ah, helmet.
Man bursts into tears. Says, but doctor, I am Quinn 69.
I'm fucked
Queen, why do some of these tutorial island mob fights look more engaging than your Uber
fights?
These boars got you clenching your- No, I'm only just half-kering out.
This is the big one, fine, yellow.
Oh, that good ass.
I'm a freaking cat toot!
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's get on the ground area, right?
Pogies.
Alright, we're fucking winning, Chad!
We're winning!
We're winning!
little underground area, is there no underground area?
there's probably a stair guys, there's probably a stair guys, this is a different one maybe
let's just see if we can find the mine
hashtag winning!
my idea is to really need the ingots because I need to fucking to bring weapons like
I think it's just kind of a pee, like the little ticker put here where I go like this.
Yes, Commander. Please tell me the Hobbit is dead.
Hobbit is getting annoying. Send in my two-star champion and let the island drip.
Hobbit, Hobbit, Hobbit, Hobbit, Hobbit.
Yes, my king!
I
Guess corning I guess corning at my guy Mike. Are you corning are you corning at my lashes?
Jumping noises and her getting hit
Nah, bro, that's fun
It's time to hit the walls.
Don't make fucking much noise on me dude.
Oh
Somebody have a shit way who's hey watching tell me what is burning I'm fucking get a ass
me okay dude yeah I can't watch and get the fuck out what we doing now this is
the run chat when I fuck it around here I'm actually popping off and we're
gonna get to the main game yeah I'm about beating the game now I've decided
I'm gonna overgear so hard I'm do we are not leaving the tutorial island jet until I have fully upgraded gear
I'm looking every single piece of gear max upgrade. I'm gonna farm so many
I think of the best food best potions best everything bro
we had talking but there's the game and holy now this is a fucking video game
baby
now what the fuck what the fuck bro holy shit
I died to full damage sending my food buffs up
He's gonna leave this I'll be back. I'll be back don't worry about it
At the aircraft carrier goddamn right, dude, I'm telling you that they're back behind Rob mode. It's literally so much. It's good
All right, so I need any fucking dirt. This is summer. It's my best
There are ships in this part game, Jeff.
I just never use them because I'm on this tutorial, I went down to Boz.
Yep, there are ships, I can see them, they're literally in the water all around me.
Oh my god, is it Dr. Galen?
Dr. Galen!
and
of
Oh, that's gonna cock all we have to have trees.
D4 and 4 days?
Oh hell yeah, get your buttons ready for D4 boys, I'm excited.
D4 soon.
D4 soon.
What is this?
It's loading, it's loading.
He's just coming to the suicide in the chat.
That's the Rootscape guy, right?
Fucking lagging it, bro!
Fucking lag!
Fucking Rootscape servers are fucking dogs!
Imagine crying about bugs in video games, dude. Jesus.
And you believe it.
Dead ass, bro.
Man up!
Except when you're making a mistake in a video game, bro.
I'm farming the monkey emoji. I very rarely will find the monkey that looks around to
left and to the right. I was doing that obviously chat. That was intentional just to be clear
here. I'm not out of touch and delusional. That wasn't a self-aware farm. It's actually
Touchy bad that I'm doing that.
I'm gonna hit the earth.
Okay, 38, 37.
I should probably shoot it to be farmed.
I'll put another 10 in there, and put another fucking 10 in there, and take this, take this,
take this, go to this motherfucker, max graft, and bang.
Okay, that's good to me.
Okay, we got the shit going now, we got to cook it.
Okay, so the trick is to go back get more or because I'm gonna need more or obviously
That's a true. Oh wow go and then
Well bang
Nice.
I'm popping off, chat.
I know what I'm doing now.
I know what I'm doing.
I can't fail now.
I will not lose.
The odor block.
Yeah, I've seen the clip.
I've seen the clip.
We're going to have to watch it just because you want to see it, chat.
One back off prayer.
This could kill Manx.
When it registered...
Manx.
When it registered...
No!
They know it's working!
No!
On the back burner now.
Needs to have a less spec big.
Seventeen gets his one back off prayer.
This could kill Manx.
When it registered...
When it registered...
What the fuck? Look how lucky it is! The hit didn't even spark!
He can't do this today. I can't do this today, bro. I can't do this today. I can't. I can't do this today.
I waited too long. I spent weeks. I spent weeks waiting for this. I'm getting 14 hours to get out of here.
No gangs.
I'm getting a single gang! I skipped the jam for this shit!
Fuck! I lost 10 pounds for this shit!
for the shit. Damn it! Fix your game! You fucking dumps the company! Thank you! Oh my god!
Guys, the good news is, if you lose games, you can actually gain your games back. Muscle
memory is a real thing, guys. If you lose a lot of games, you can actually gain it
back quite quickly. So it's actually not that big of a deal. Uh, you know, the
the end of the day. Yeah when you're retraining you can basically
retrain a lot faster than you initially gained the gains.
Hence why it's so easy for me to get jacked because I've already fucking jacked in the
past life. Okay we're back and we're just gonna go back mine stuff guys. Get excited.
Get excited guys. Let's get over these boards so you guys get to
I'll punch him with that, we've got four respawns guys.
Four respawns, come on.
Another one.
The boss level jack, nah.
Come on Jenna, guys, if I'm going to the gym right, but my weight's not going down.
Right, and it's not going up, it's just staying the same.
And I'm eating tons of protein and going to the gym a lot. That's a good thing, right? I mean some recomping. All right guys
I just mean I'm just like
I have some fantastic news through the vines of the world to me
Apparently you acquired gainful employment at the gaming news outlet. I jean fantastic. You have to be a game's jamalus
That explains the difficulty you're playing
It's a recap surely I'm recombing
Yeah, I've kind of like this cut to 75 and I'm not going down and I'm not going up way
I don't know. I don't know. I'm just going to the gym
So
Yeah, I'm kind of just happy it's working
you're only 75 WTF well I was 80 I was like 80 something I was a I was like
86 and then went from being 86 to whatever the fuck I'm now 75
I
Victim weight
75 victim weight chat God the victim weight Jesus Christ
We saw victim weight it was that guy in that video. He was 58 kgs
He's a full grown-ass man 58 kgs
That that's victim weight
Anyways, we're up underneath that.
Wait, maybe you need to get it all in for a tree spawned up?
Yo, I'm running around without my food buff up, by the way.
That's how you fucking die in these types of games.
She loves that food, doesn't she?
I need to have enough wood due to this.
Are you supposed to carry water around at all times or what?
I guess maybe.
It's a game, what do you buggy for now?
And this cave specifically, it bugs the audio out for some reason.
The Twitch chat.
For me that's fine.
Sounds fine for me, fine for me. Seems fine.
Wait, where's that complaining guy? Where's Kipipi yet?
The guy who reminded me he's like, your audio sucks!
is it fuck still?
for you?
you're the audio complaining guy, that's why I ended up by you now
you're the guy who just constantly says my audio is bad at all times
trying to find out, like you seem to be gnawing about the audio and how fucked it is at all times
so I might as well just ask you, right?
It's still not good. Okay, it's still coped. Okay, so I updated OBS and apparently OBS had an issue where it was pretty much exactly as everyone's describing, right?
But the update's supposed to fix it, but I guess I didn't fix it, so...
So we got some of the most skit-so should ever. Like, Harvachat saying the audio is fine. I don't know how Harvachat's saying it's not.
I'm gonna ult tab it, I'm gonna ult tab it, I'm gonna ult tab it, you can't, what's
the fucking game?
And like, you can get Dodo's just gonna aggro me and kill me in three hits.
I literally can't do it.
Alright you can't, alright you can't, alright I said she said to Ritchie.
I am farming some clay right now, bro.
Okay, we got Hella Clay out the way, so not that I even need that at this point.
Okay, if we're going to backspace to bother, I can't stop this little zone here, okay?
125 years, Kapokies.
Wait, why's it gonna start?
Why's it gonna start?
a zoo that are the star
Now what the fuck's this
What the fuck this?
Yo, Zanik with the 125 Trebro
Jebo something's I'm going for this guy guy
Yeah, boy
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Stay the fuck down, bitches!
of
the
to go
My own boat
What do you say name it's name is strip tow mice ease
Stryptomyces
Not sponsored
Wait people aren't sponsored to play this game right?
People aren't sponsored to play this game bro
I don't know bro
Holy shit I need to get the fuck out bro
Wait no shot people are sponsored to play the game
Hoes
Nah, nah, nah, nah, did ass. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, you're fucking trolling me, bro.
Chat- The reason I'm playing this game because Chat's spamming to play the game is that's why I'm playing this fucking game. It's, what a God.
And they're wrong, it's definitely like up my alley, it's for sure up my alley.
But, I wouldn't put it as like, it's certainly, it is not Valheim tearing it at all.
It's just 8 so far.
I'm gonna see if it gets better as we go along, we'll just have to wait it out.
69 mums.
What?
Wait, why can't she fucking...
Why do I have to use a Sabre?
Why do I have to use a Sabre?
Are you kidding me right now?
I need to save her, is what it is.
Ha, going good, f**k.
Okay, we should have some main upgrades with the gear though, upgrade, yeah, boots are
camp out, creates. So even got a luxury glove next.
Huh? Did I not kill a bunch of boys?
Or did I not kill a bunch of boys? You guys remember coming out of the board, right? That was...
for sure a thing that happened.
Am I tripping nuts right now?
Ah, was the saber used the hide or something?
The fuck?
Take the body armor off, why?
Hey, are you trying to look at my character's titties right now, bro?
She's fit, bro.
She is fit.
Wait, is that what she got?
There are some weird veins on there, is that from the artifact?
Is that from the artifact, do you think?
Okay, we gotta like, update my journal.
My journal's got like a bunch of like, this bunch of shit showing, and I'm forced to click on.
Look at your interface.
Look at the quests.
I believe that's gonna be a night time in a second, I'm gonna try to sleep through the
night chat so let's uh, try to sleep through the night, eh?
Alright, this is the run chat.
Take the pants up the sides.
You guys are fucking Coomers!
Okay.
Okay, that's dead.
She got some...
I mean, there's some pants right there.
There's some fucking pants.
Freaking Cooners, man. Oh, God.
Upgrade your weapon. Alright.
Download nude mode.
Yo, go play Skyrim, you freak.
Show characters feet, please.
There are feet in this game, Jet.
There are feet in the game, I can't confirm this feet.
Uh...
Got down with some weird motherfuckers, Jet, don't go.
You can't even get banned in Skyrim, bro.
Bro, can you wait? It's a single player game.
Is there any combat? There's combat versus boars, bro.
There's, like, man versus boar, or man versus boar.
Dude, am I an idiot?
Do I need to hop out of the bed and press Q again or something?
And then pass this.
Well, there's how it works.
I think when you hop in bed and it's still like dusk, it just pays at night time.
Whereas you have to hop out of bed and hop back in there to make it cut up there.
It's weird, but whatever.
Okay.
I need gigabores bro oh my god you need boss for both armor grade and weapon upgrade no
We're hacking shot
What the fuck bro, okay, I need boys at the wazoo. We need to kill so many boys
Okay, we need to go to these various points then and win
So, let's fucking go dude.
the boys chattels and the boys get a zoo dada
let's try and learn how the parents go
alright, what'd you say?
alright poor bandit just said
Did I race in my regenerating because of the comfort buff? No.
Can you get a bad ones game? Well I had a hell of a great gear on my guy down in two shots so...
I
Told her head
I'm fine.
Okay, this is the one with the undergrounds in the area.
I
Yo fucking owning I'm fucking owning
Yo, nostril necklace. Let's go gamers. It's crit, right? We got Pritchard's
Very nice, okay, I'm popping off. This is the run chat. This is the run. This is the run
You just get re-available
You know what they say fifth time luckiest, right?
Fifth time luckiest
Number five the lucky number to five
Yeah. Okay, we go this way because I haven't explored this way. It could be towards this
way, chat. We need as many boards as possible.
Go, Cret! Is that crew satisfied? Doesn't look like a cool effect. It's because
It's a yellow number, I like that.
I'll kind of like get MMO or something.
I'll get some RPG boxes now.
I'll get some old shit.
I want to scale those crits up, you know what I'm saying?
I'm going to get crits there.
I'm missing the crits.
Bro! Oh my god.
I can't read this because of text.
So wait, when I parry it gives me a shield back.
Is that what's going on here?
I can keep failing my blocks the more I parry.
Oh my god, bro, holy shits.
I must go me man why are they so hard
Nah, that ass is something, isn't he?
Got the shit out in the ocean or whatever I can get, but nah, there's your back.
If someone's going there, level three, they're doing well to you because you're a level one.
That stupid as fuck bro.
I'd rather have just raw damage at that level and then you just get as much damage reduction
but it should be like gear right?
Not like oh I'm high level than you this and then fuck your defenses.
That's lazy bro.
Level 3 should just do more damage flat.
Otherwise I could just make us do a gear never matters
Back
I
Was it watching a guy running on the island this we try
fucking kill boys man any boys any
my blade on goes for boys blood
the boys name is they call me
the main of the boys
the boss layer
I'm basically like the I'm Cartman order from South Park
and that one episode when he ran here and found me
with a one boss to try to get as much power as possible to beat that guy
See I'm just trying to power up to beat boys so I can beat more boys
Because everything that kills me is boss boys are like, yeah, this boys are just op in this fucking camera
I mean it's morning
My variety is kind of mad Ashley
This is what you got crab with ground
Do those little little don't know
I'm in the tutorial island, yeah, okay tutorial island, tutorial island, alright guys, relax.
I'm in the tutorial island.
Does anyone else watch Quinn for his subtle femininity?
While he's a boisterous guy and probably sports a big hog if you know what I mean.
Ehe.
When I watch Quinn I get that he truly feels things, like he would stop his daily commute
and ponder a dandelion fluff which flew past him.
Meanwhile you got those alpha males like Mathil or Fawcyn who just obliterate their
the viewers with cold indifference
shit game is big upgrades are coming
upgrade fricking
bang so what the slash is the same but the attack goes up
what does that even fucking mean? the slash is still too
like what
he wasn't fucking done though, regardless
shh, shh
yeah well, studying my boys is so cool
me shitty potions are kind of shit right
let's just wait a minute increases maximum health that's good right coconut soup
5 Agi. Increases maximum health. Oh, sure. Ah, see, now this is best!
Faking an X? That's best.
Skewed meat? No, no, no, no, no.
I don't need coconuts.
Mistake. I think we'll just do Dota broth.
I need the antages as well.
I can make the bed of axe and stuff, right?
We can make a copper axe with a big axe.
What are you doing there?
What the fuck is this? What is this?
What the fuck is this? Awesome.
Workbench upgrade!
What?
Cooking fire upgrade!
No shot!
Oh my god! I can make a lot of food now!
Ten edgy bro!
So many potatoes and meat.
Oh wow, okay, I'm logging new tech.
I've just unlocked new tech chat.
Wait, so what I need is sauce.
Why are you trying to do that shit?
It's wood, okay, so I'm wood staffed, yeah I'm wood staffed, but you're just gonna cut
that wood.
Ah boy, it's over, I've figured out new upgrades.
Had a good run.
I'm gonna figure out these new upgrades, usually.
I'm like my bussy.
This came with full barrel hindcobby, it's nothing like barrel hindbro.
It's not close to the, like, bro, it's...
Do you know what? Like, do you know what I'm talking about?
Actually, low-key, new world.
You need 72,000 wood for that grade.
You must kill 100 boars to get that grade.
And after you do that, you kill 100 boars.
And after that, you kill 400 boars.
And after you kill that, so don't you?
Oh!
Yeah.
Just gives me that survive, but I mean, it knew it wasn't terrible.
It is very low from over, I feel like running.
Now, I have not made it up to tutorial island, yet I've just been repeatedly dying to...
Well, I've made it up to tutorial island, but then I died immediately, so...
You know?
I need more experience in the game.
I'm not sure we got 43 with us enough.
Let's give this a similar thing.
Signal of fire.
What the fuck do I need that for?
I got my shit back, baby.
Signal fire.
Wait, what's this?
Light the signal fire from a fire.
Only three signal fires and there's no more plus one comfort.
Signal fire, yoooooooooooo!
I'm a close, let's do it a bit, decoration, let's get comfort, dude this shit gets comfort
bro.
Let's get a little stool next to the flat road for eating my food.
A little table.
A little shelf on the wall.
I don't know. I don't know, Jack.
Give me a wardrobe. A canopy.
What the fuck is this?
I don't know Chad, it's a canopy bro. Don't question it, it gives me comfort. Who cares?
No more wood.
No, I need more wood.
Guys, comfort is good because comfort gives me a buff.
Deep up in the back to the last time I saw you was when I ran over the others.
God damn it, you guys used me man.
You used me.
As a sexual...
I was all hyped up after coming up with my Ubers and you said,
Bump Jenny!
And then I just looked at it so hard that I just fucking used it as a sexual object
for your sick desires.
I was taking advantage of it.
I would have done anything if you said pop a dick or something.
I would have done it.
Let's pump it down.
No, I don't know how I can do that.
Pitiful wood.
Shit! Oh shit! Oh fuckin' land on me, bro.
Okay, Comfort 8. Let's see if we go down. So, we'll put some lighting up. Do you finally
get one Comfort for this? It's a bird on the street. Just set my old house on fire, but
don't question it, mate. Comfort 9, bro. Comfort 9. Put a dish on the table. Comfort 10.
spy glass bro
I guess you're using my table to eat with man we're gonna spy glass
comfort 11 comfort 11 this shrug planting seeds and shit baby we planted
see jump in this bitch
It's pretty sick, right? I'm that comfort. Okay, let's go let's roll out boys roll out
I'll just deposit my stuff first.
I'm not my Dota bro, I need the Dota bro.
Wait, what's my goal chat? My goal is, I think I need to get combat ingots and more fucking balls, dude.
what are you like what I need a bull farm or something like oh holy shit
what do you think this was the very beginning of
Commence the breeding program.
I need a bull farm.
Please have respawned.
We have like 20 bulls in the zone before.
No, I haven't respawned.
Okay, I haven't understood the locations over here.
Let's go to the locations.
We're still level 1, right?
Yeah.
right yeah fuck that I upgrade my other shit so well and I'm gonna get a bit
RNG whenever I play the game initially dude 17 minute comfort buff
Oh, huh? Huh?
Solva!
Whoa! Whoa!
Solva!
That must be the gunpowder.
Why don't we go along the coast is better actually.
There we go.
Oh, should we get a big boy?
Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow Shadow!
Cackle God, yeah I don't know.
You fucked that up one time?
Like that one boss dagger me, the big boss comes over, doesn't suit her?
GG, I'm dead.
It's like it's so cool. You make one stupid mistake and you're done
Is it so for them or is that rock so for okay, so my dint of my new resource check the sofa down this place
Why don't I go for that shit in the in the water
I need like a boy calling device you know one of them like horns so I can reproduce
like do do more mating calls I was
feel like there's a lot of loot in these shipwrecks stuff
lots of reproduced with the boss chat but to cool the boss like it's fucking
That one looks like super safe, right?
Right Drupal, that one looks super safe and it's glowing a giant beam out of it, so that's
You ought to be a good thing, right?
This is my big dick food, yeah? Big dick food?
Boom! Look at that HP bar, baby!
Quickly check the boards and then we're going to go to that thing.
something
Potatoes bro.
Potatoes!
Polktats in the champ for this Potatoes chat.
Can we still have a little more on the spot area? I'm gonna go to that thing and just want to make sure I miss any boys.
Oh, shit, we get a big boy.
of
of
of
of
of
Bruh!
Check, remember they kill me in two hits. They kill me in two hits.
If you want to go, I'm adding lines to push you around these guys.
They say, fucking kill me in two hits.
Okay, and then if I die, I lose everything.
I'm gone back to beginning, and it's all gone.
I'm not a pussy.
He does it really hard.
Okay, I don't know how I did this in my other playthrough, but I don't remember how, look.
You don't mind the bones?
There are trees around here.
How's the game?
It's... it's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Definitely like out of most games that exist, most games are like ass.
This is definitely not sucking ass.
But I wouldn't say it's like, I'm not like in love with it or anything.
It's having a mildly enjoyable experience, a pleasant experience, you know, it's just
a pleasant, pleasant stuff, but now I'm hoping that the whole ship mechanic and all the pirate,
like the battleship part of the game, that will sell me, because right now it just
feels like a, just a worse version of like the average mobile game, well not a worse
version, but like a, just a pirate reskin.
It's where the combat guys are feeling like really clean and nice to like feeling shit, so
Sometimes you're like, yeah, that felt good
Okay, Gomber, got him, holy fuck, man, holy fuck.
I did, I medium health putted, what about it, man?
Did I medium health putted?
It was scary as hell.
I was just like, dude, I mean, he's one hit from dead, I can't, I can't get that
low ban.
from dead. Like this is like, it's weird, like stuff like this. I think some people
will like this. I don't like this. Like this shit where I press K and bang, my boat's
in the water like that. And I don't know, but then other people are like, oh my god,
that's so good. I love that. I'm just, but I don't even make this boat and just have
it. But this is how this is how the game works. The game does that.
I'm definitely more of a boomer survival game gamer, you know, listen to zoomer survival
game gamer.
Steel, level 5 boat, bro.
The RPG mechanics are pretty sick there, right, like, level 5 boat, what's that about, bro?
What's that about?
It doesn't back to my base as well as use my boat to get back.
Bro, it's a libel-fly boat, man, libel-fly boat, look at that black-bed hull I do, what's
that about?
What kind of loot is it, guys?
It's got a big loot icon over it, bro.
You got loot plates.
Oh, my God, look at these boats!
Look at all these fuckin' boats!
They can make you wanna like, man, I want my own boat.
I wanna be a little fire boat.
I wanna blast those boats out of the water and take all of them to the boat.
Hey, in said Navy baby, in said Navy, what are we, oh hell yeah, oh he's doing like me
or you?
Oh, a little dingy, in said Navy, oh I see, yeah, I know he's a bit of a Mimis now, yep.
We did have a big-ass boat and then they got the the person it was in charge of it crashed it
We had up we had up we all our investment when there's one big-ass boat and then it just got crashed
I mean, it spans so much I just don't care about it anymore.
We still got another one we got one more apparently cool
Yeah, the prisoners crash it was like a chick and that and that and they get like huge flak because it was a girl
And that I'm trying to say it's like
It's woke egenis that made it like it's basically like the reason she should never be driving
boats.
She shouldn't have been driving the boat.
That's the one on the street.
I don't know if that's fake news or real.
Dodo broth man okay can this game all like is there a way to lock my shit in my bag
We got so many quality life features. I got stacked split. How do I lock? I
Want to lock the Dodo broth in my bag
Don't you get a lot of greats H8 ready to this voice
What
No, I did ass, bro!
Okay, we're doing the fucking boots in here, kids.
We're doing the gloves in.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
All right, panties.
I'm gonna give you panties, and we're gonna create...
Okay, it's my cover mine respawn at this point, or what?
Okay, so it's night time now, so we get up.
He's like a, basically he's a shipmate.
He's gonna be like one of my very first crew members on my main ship whenever I get
my ship.
I think you'll basically get a roster of guys and he's one of the dudes you can
have.
I don't know that for sure, but that's kind of like what it seems like, because
let's have a second up.
He just gives you a quest telling you about your uh, you know...
Little Berkley's no upgrades.
What?
I'm not Berkley though.
I'm literally spam upgrading what you've been talking about.
Yeah, that's really giga-co.
We have so much coal now.
We just need copper angots.
Alright, let's head out again, boys.
Good Lord.
I don't think this is a very good high-core game jet.
And I respect that, like, holy fuck.
It's got, it's like...
There's a lot of grindy stuff that's not difficult.
just grindy do you know what it's like it's trying to it's like I'm having a
farm out copper armor and Valheim
with no mods default copper armor farming I don't have you tried default
copper armor farming before in that villain but it's like fucking brutal
it takes a good meaning now the beautiful thing is you can just skip that
armor and Valheim right now maybe you can skip this armor and go to a
next year and this game I don't know but like dude because if I didn't die I
wouldn't need to find anything out would I okay we got a little respawn I
I think.
I'm so sweet mother fucker. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think Valhalla is a hardcore game, but default.
If you can elevate our home so much it's 100%
I guess really fucking cool
Epic loot should be a default part of the home they gave you dance around that shit
Okay, oh my god, I got like no copper from that shit dude. What?
Oh my gosh, none of them.
Well, there we go, there we go. That's what I'm talking about. This is the juice.
Who's the brother up? Who's the sister up, should I say?
My character's a pirate queen, Jet.
Pirate Queen's a real, by the way.
I watched a Cluey-Sent video about some chick in China who was way bigger than Blackbeard.
Way more voted.
The Mug of the Fuck out of Blackbeard.
Now she typically was like a prostitute and she just go up with the Pirate King and then
the Pirate King ended up dying and then she kind of took over and then that's how she
became Pirate Queen but she was very successful afterwards.
And the fleet was like 20 times the size of Black Beds feet.
Way bigger.
way big it
But it's actually not a meme
It's a little actually true story guys
Yeah, that's a fuck ton of cover. There's no way that isn't the get fully upgrades I need right? I know what we good we good
There's so many that one question back I got how much I got three bags of it
Uh, that's not enough as a...
This is it back to my base, if I...
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I'm dying with the fuck...
I desperately want boys, man!
What the fuck can I get some boys at?
Yo, is it mid-game against fuck of a reload?
Does that- does reloading respawn shit in this game?
I need to re-found my boys out.
Bro, I'm going to die to a board game, man, the fuck.
What about that ditch we made the fucking Larry panties get one on a jacket or what
They require some more?
To the new pants.
Oh, those are super long.
That's literally what my goal is to survive boss.
This isn't needs to be level 2 though.
How about level 2 jet?
I'm about to level 2 jet!
If I just finish this last little bit, I'll get one more exploration that's going to
be level 2, although I would be going to the next island in a less geared state than
my previous character.
Do you think that is retarded?
I do not want to lose all my progression, but I could go, but I could do is I could go there and then just avoid the bore.
I guess feel about that. I just go there and avoid the bore.
Like whenever I see the savage war, we just run for our lives.
There's just boys everywhere though bro, I mean that's...
They're charging boys and they're saving the boys and...
Oh my god.
Two pucks isn't it? We got some...
That's over here.
Oh dude!
Oh, is it that island that's just there, bro?
Is the island that's just there?
Oh, shit, it's connected, bro, it's connected.
Ah, I think I need to shovel.
Frick.
What I could do is I could pin down my, oh dude, imagine if I pinned down my Blunderbuss
and just got an elegant ammo, how much ammo am I going to go right now, six gunpowder.
I got no shots.
If I just had shots for this thing, I could shoot the ball.
It flew a great gun at one shot at level three more.
It was hitting for like over a thousand at level one, so like at max upgrade dude?
Aw, we'd fuck that shit up big time.
Oh shit, there he is.
There he is.
Boom!
Stay the frick down pussy.
There's my Hearthstone potion.
Yeah, this is the one with the tree, right?
Dude, one star, level three more, bro.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Hi brother.
I
Know that that's gonna dance
Get fucking destroyed the boss learning God
Who the fuck I am you are?
Okay, clean as fuck.
Uh, okay, whatever you got, we got a boar head, bro.
We got a fuckin' boar head.
Oh dude, that's gotta give me some extra comfort or something, right?
I'm the fuckin' boar tamer, bro, and I'm the boar slayer, bro.
I'm the boar slayer, the boar tamer.
I'm slaying the boars, bro.
I got the fuckin' heads.
I'm cutting their heads off, bro.
Just for fun, I'm cutting the heads off.
I'm a sick fuck, man. I'm a sick fuck.
I'm a sick muncher, dude.
Dude, that was an Uber boy. That was a fucking one-star big boy.
It wasn't like the woman boy, it was the male boy.
It was quite a soul.
He was a big boy.
Okay, I'm seeing stuff in the sea right now.
I kinda wanna go for it. I think we are gonna go for it, Jim.
As long as we don't get in the backspace, right?
As I guess this is a fucking treasure under the tree.
This is about to begin. Not for long, bro. Not for long.
I think my boat HP at the top there top leg
Let's raise one of the bell on my hand with the game. It's a it's similar good. I would not put it in bell home to you though
Steal else? Yeah.
It's far closer to the intrader tier, but like it's...
It doesn't feel the same as intrader tier.
Well, Valheim is S++ tier, by the way.
Valheim is S++.
plus plus
do you disagree with that
i don't know what to tell you use like i'd be just have fundamentally
different
tasting games
which is fairly not something like in the games right i mean i don't know if people like
the game i like that i like the fucking bellhine
like the the combat is nicer the wakeiness of the weapons the physics
of the trees the fucking just do i want to spare the deer
Just hunting, just like all the little subtle things in Bellhame are so good, so immersive.
The weather effects, the vibes, the smoke shit, all that stuff, that's just nice as fuck, bro.
Huh?
Did I loot this stuff?
Nah, what the fuck?
I mean, hopefully I'm not in danger, the Kraken!
I don't know what I need to shift over there you got good losses going steel nails rear
reels high quality nails were from the hun land they're much well I'm waiting to get
them as the season mother ships will sell us in from rickensh
I'm just gonna set up for Lula. I don't know I'm retarded and there's a bit of way of leading it
maybe maybe in like a when you have your mind ship you feel like an odd like a
neat you can throw out or something
bang
Joining back to the island again, chat?
Don't care if everyone's...
Don't care if everyone thinks it's bad I've never been fighting my target, not my camera angle.
I think it's under my camera angle.
Alright, you know what's crazy? I don't even know... Do you even lock targets in Valheim? I don't even know it.
I can't even, I don't even know how the fuck I play the arm, I just know I play it and it's fun.
You don't, isn't that something?
Valheim is so immersive, it has aircraft carriers, and automatic machine gun turrets!
The vibes are just immaculate, it's really the little things that get me going.
I love how my base can be a movable ship that makes me safe from all danger
danger and intended way of playing the game. Turrets also make raids really fun. All the
little bozo grey dwarves get wrecked without ever touching my airship base. It's really
I need your flesh.
I will wear it as a coat.
Tony the gr8 underscore gifted a tier one sub to me max.
This is their first gift sub in the channel.
It's kind of an hands day out of all the animals.
Dude, think about crazinesses.
We literally kill other animals
and we fucking wear their skin around.
Like, no, does any other animal do that?
Like, yeah, other animals kill animals and eat them,
but like, dude, the fact that we turn their shit
and we wear their skin around them,
like, that's fucking crazy, actually.
Imagine seeing some demented monkey that walks upright,
like, wearing the skin of some other animal.
You're just like, holy fuck.
I'm messing with that thing.
Crabs, ah, true, crabs get shells.
True, yeah, they get shells.
But they're not, they're not on the status, don't they find just loot shells on the ground
and shit?
An anonymous user gifted a tier one subtenatriate.
Ooh, ah, that's...
Yes!
Oh, here we go, big upgrades here, big upgrades.
I thought I was dying, I thought I was dying.
BOOM!
BOOM!
Oh shit!
We are max upgraded on the weapon baby!
The weapon is max upgraded, that's what we're talking about.
Yeah, boy.
Freaking game.
Okay, I need to jazz one up there, fuck it.
We need more bags by this ship, I fucking hate stuff that's getting cooked.
Alright, let me have a look at B.
we got any new stuff no so now we have finally am I level to yet no what's my
general say I need a spade right for that fucking one quest
spade
fill up my lamp, get a spade
I need my bandages, the bandages are a quick job
I'll see him, look, I'll just grab four of them if it is
Okay, food, chicken, and the chick, we'll last up to you.
Alright, then we're going to go ahead and hit this island, and then we'll actually go
to a new island.
Do we- do we just check it out?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
2003 Toyota Corolla. Oh god this is bad dude.
Why didn't that place let us fly off?
I don't know why, because Jets at this game is a bit of a bum.
You fucking lied to me. You lied to me.
you lie to me maybe I'll be wrong though let's wait it out let's wait it out
yeah I feel like there's gonna be time I'm just waiting for the boat stuff the
boat I'm hanging out with the boys of good to fundamentally I do actually like
Like, do you know what, when the commas work in and my mouse isn't gone off the screen
and shit, and I'm not tilted, I actually do like the gameplay.
Um, that's a bit grindy, but like it only feels a bit grindy because of the fact that
I've died like four times.
I wasn't supposed to reach that dying constantly, well then I wouldn't be like, man.
Now I like grindy games, just sucks doing the same open loop over and over again,
then dying to a bore, then doing that same open loop, and then dying to a bore,
and then doing the same open loop and then dying to a war, right?
It just sucks dying to a war repeatedly.
So I mean to not die to a war repeatedly, basically.
I have died to a lot of wars in Belheim.
But the opening loop in Belheim is amazing.
It's one of the best ever.
One of the most goaded.
So...
Yeah, it was to the left side, it was like right here, watch.
Huh?
Oh.
Right here.
I'm bowing.
Right for it.
Right for it.
Right here.
Trying to be in it or something?
Oh my god, it's like a cradle it's on to.
that shit out on me.
would know in real-life jet if you tried to dig by a tree by the way who knows
what happens who's actually does in real life
fucking roots dude John us roots everywhere man okay let me tell you just
it's so cancer okay we have a leveled up jets let's go vid again I think well
Well, Vic did not help me at all last time, but have we got endurance?
Standard kitchen will burn your actions since you're dashing, jumping, sprinting, or attacking.
You're good to endurance.
Didn't get vitages that makes you alive, but I have it in my last character and then I fucking died.
It's stat points, talent points too.
What does that mean, talent points 2?
Oh reward for the next level.
See, do you know what, by the way, do you know what?
I love that, I haven't actually seen what talents are yet, but I like, I would love a system
at Valheim for example where I could A, pick my guy, B, choose a build.
I love that, I love min-maxing.
The funny weapon that I like and then investing into it
and then getting like, you know, I like that, it's cool.
So it's cool that they have that system there.
Now hopefully they tell them to write you a new thing.
My king, our scouts have reported
our one star champion is dead.
What? How did that happen?
The Hobbit has learned to parry.
Oh.
ready my ship I will deal with this
hobbit myself
the ship to tutorial island the ball
king's coming bro it's the savage ball
bro the savage more is coming and we're
gonna go to the new island jet I'm
just gonna not fight that little the
high-level savage ball okay I'm gonna I'm gonna play I'm gonna go to the
island we're gonna play like the biggest bitch you ever seen
we're gonna backspace right we got we have bandages we got everything we need
dude I went to the other island by the way with them like almost max upgraded
gear on the other character. I'm going to the island now with a fucking multiple, like
two white pieces of gear and one of the other greens is not upgraded.
Oh my god, no travel belt, I do not have a travel belt. So what's a travel belt?
I know the travel belt, but like, don't you need two? I only have one travel belt.
Okay chat, let's not die.
Let's lock in.
Craft another.
Can you guys really want to craft that bell first, don't you?
Ah, do you know what, fuck it, we'll craft the bell.
We'll fucking craft the bell.
Okay, fuck it.
We'll hit back the base and we'll craft the bell.
Oh
Well fucking drowned it for a second there. Oh my god. She got just
She's gonna have kind of water there bro, what the fuck?
And you paid it man
It's a good bookshelow, but I'm about to go to this spot.
Just go out and hide, you can see that right now. Look at my view to this.
Very neat. Let's see if we got a boy here randomly.
I'm drowning. Can I summon my ship in the water?
That is so stupid, why can't you do that?
Oh no, I'm drowning!
Let me just throw all my ship in front of me.
Bro, what the fuck?
I'm 80 quality of life.
I'm plus quality of life like things like quick deposit items to your chests and lock your, you know,
items in the inventory stuff like that
um
spot the balls and stuff like that
I like that kind of stuff but I'm just like
fucking around in my inventory for A's
doing shit that I don't
you know
but then I'm not
it comes to like oh yeah just instantly teleport
instantly spawn stuff instantly
guys this ship
Drop the mod and re-contextualize it the way you play it, and it makes it interesting.
Okay, it's a different way to experience the game.
If you have no try it, you need to try it. It's amazing.
Big step. I upgraded my stance.
I'm hearing Dodo's, which means there might be Borey spawns.
That's what we're having a look at, Jeff.
Dreaming for the Borey spawn.
20 boards in the sand.
20 boards in the sand.
Oh, oh.
Oh, two, two.
I got the big boy as well.
I get the big boys as well, I get the big boys.
Bro I almost just died, I thought it was stunned, why wasn't it stunned?
I don't understand the mechanic, I don't get how that works.
Bro I legit won, won every one time I was dead there.
Holy fuck, I thought it was, okay.
Every time that I either die or almost die is because I think I can stun but I can't I need to stop doing that and just
Own me skit parry do my basic one-two attacks that just wait take parry in and do basic one-two attacks
Like that shit is
Crazy
So if you're like a big digash, fucking chastise on me.
28, wait this is 28 slots.
It's a lot more slots isn't it?
Many more slots.
It's an abundance of slots.
Okay, we'll take that with us. Okay, people are saying the bell. Create the bell planter.
So let's do the bell planter. Are we bell tower? Please let me put it down. It's gonna
I'm gonna say two minutes close to the shore, isn't it?
Dead ass, bro!
What?
Come on.
Please!
Alright.
All right.
Wait!
Wait!
And say I'm too close to the coast.
Wait, what?
I'm dyslexic!
Imagine being me, Chad!
I literally inferred the opposite based on the ticks given.
The literal opposite of what I was supposed to do.
I was trying to get away from the coast.
Guys, I don't need to get down any of the wood.
That's crazy, bro.
But really? It goes in the water? No shot it goes in the fucking water bro.
BRUH!
Wait, what? Ever!
What? It's supposed to be in the water.
Yo!
Whoa!
Okay, wait, what?
I was thinking we could fucking bail or something.
Uh, bail.
Can't take it to bail yet?
Faster or I'll bail, check.
I don't need to make one of these fucking things though.
Okay, well we got the bell, it's the one here really.
Okay, well we'll actually take some wood with us, so the same at this time, we're
Alright, we're gonna keep looking them over there.
Okay, we got what we got there, we got all that shit.
It's about to be night time though.
Let's not travel at night time, let's travel at daytime.
We're gonna get maximum pussy mode chat.
Tomorrow?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're going in,
we're going out, we're going out.
I'd demand to see something new.
I'm not- this whole day is not gonna be some fucking day of-
Can't use my bed for some reason, I don't know why.
But...
I guess I don't.
Plum wants to use his sauna.
Did I even get to have a sauna yesterday, man?
Cause I was doing some mistake building an IRL.
Okay, food, check.
Eats, bell, check, everything here, all right, we're on a mission, boys.
Believe.
I'm glad you think we're the... no dude.
We ain't going near that shit.
Okay, once the sky goes...
There ain't nothing about boats in this bridge, yeah we just don't go to the boat.
not friendly boats but wait going on and jumping on and just kill it oh what
if I just don't know that boat bro and then just fucking kill them around board
and then took it
and that's how parents work right just go on and kill everyone I got to do it
I'm trying to do the tutorial quest first well I finish to be clear I
finished a tutorial quest I'm trying to do the whatever you want to call
it. The first actual quest.
I'm not drinking quiet, champ.
I think there's a wind here getting so cold every day, bro.
Oh, I'm seeing the man-made structure.
It's getting freezing every day, bro.
So let's just get the fast trouble down now, eh?
It's ready to flee I can just do it I'm already planning to a scarecrow it is
what it is I'm not a plus-ease hardcore
urno
Why is that bro what is that okay
Don't question it
Okay
I don't wanna make it hot for me to get on
I'm using whatever who gets all right we got the faster all down who fucking cares
food's up everything's up arms up we're on a new island yeah portals about
Island are cool because they're fucking portals, bro.
Oh my god, it's a human!
Wait, what are they just instantly killing me though?
Wish I could stealth, bro. I wish I could stealth.
I just told them, do you think?
Level 2.
Level 2 seems lower and I'm level 2, they're level 2.
I wish I could fucking shoot it.
I got a gun, I got a gun.
I got a shot.
Okay.
This is my first time finding a human jet so I'm just really paranoid.
This is going to happen!
COCKED!
Bro, get cocked!
Oh
There
whoa holy shit what is that oh my god I got a fucking blue I got a blue well
this bandage ups needs to get attacked yo I'm looking fucking dapper as hell
look at me oh man like crewmates gonna save my free right but my capture
So I got you, I mean.
They wrote bones, not spirit.
Oh, he don't walk away.
Give me any.
Galen sent me.
Oh, wait.
Galen sent me.
I'll leave you under the flesh.
I'll flash the log's hand.
Glad the dog made it.
Just don't leave me, mate.
There's delivery in this place.
I don't leave a man behind.
Thanks, matey. If it weren't for you, that'd be finished me off today.
After the dugout away, there were three of us left.
The drown took two, nearly had me as well.
Do you know where the pirates are holding the other captives?
In a camp like this scattered across the archipelago.
If I can't get by, you'll be sitting there together. We'll get out of this place.
I'm a female chat, which is why I'm doing female.
Give me a minute.
He just, he just, he just teleports out whenever he wants.
Ho-mang got a pat-up.
Oh my god, dude.
He'll two-shot.
Dude, that gun fucked shit up, by the way.
Did you see, he just-
If I had the gun upgraded, it would have once happened.
Legit.
As it should.
get some better or something, guys. Hell yeah, bro.
Okay, now what we want to do, Chad, is run a new island and we got fresh blood wounds.
number one thing we can do wait wait do I want to upgrade the shit in out
what's the boys are they grippy fucking shit not that what the sale is a little
bit of a bit like I mean let's not get it twisted there's no one there is
dangerous as the ball
hey what are the hats I bought I had ticked on it
Attacked him through 20% less stamina.
Greases one hit and weapon damage by 15%.
Whoa!
The fuckin' filibuster hat.
This outfit sawn course fabric isn't about predictions, it's about speed, it allows
the swift movement of the blade.
Here you go.
I'm sure you're right. Don't tell me what to do. That's like the static game, bro. It's
literally salvages in the glove.
Yeah, if you don't know boys like potatoes, so they go around a rut, they call rutting.
There's a word that describes what they do with their tusks in the ground, they dig it.
They dig out the ground, they fuck up your farm, which is why all the farmers shoot
them because they don't like the boys ruining their land. Rooting! They root!
Oooooooh! Oooooooh! Craps? I can have these crabs easy. That's my bitch.
Is that a single parry and it's just knocked him down?
Boom.
Okay, we got him.
Stay the fuck down!
This game is fucking easy!
Imagine dying this game, bro.
You're gonna die.
Imagine dying this game bro!
Whoa, London's playing on the flag poles.
Provisions.
Nooo, I need fucking backspace dude.
What am I gonna do?
Let's just drop plant flabber.
I'm a dota wig, that's pretty common right?
this is it, back to base, I got backspace
this ship was much ashore ages ago, the holes were rotten to plant so only good for kindling
This one's gone saving
It's mad ship guys
Yeah, what do you mean this oh she make me shit bro. It's got metal and shit in it bro like what
imagine that there's a super rare resource that you need then you would
you would you would harvest it obviously I'm gonna try break down anything I
can all right that upsets you go magical fucking leaves and shit of
here
magical leaves magical leaves and miss the orchids
I like the magic stuff it's cool
whatever we can get magic passons can
It's just like fucking telebolts and shit and I don't know some cool shit, some crazy art.
BANANAS!
BANANAS!
Bro, there's too much stuff I want.
I gotta go back to base. Yeah, nice.
Fuckin' bad. Alright, let's head back now. Okay.
voice absolutely owning tutorial quest down multiple sailors saved
yeah get upgrades can I read this break and upgrade that shit oh my you know I'm
on the filibuster helmet requires more shit that graded guys it's the weekend
it's the weekend that's a plumber's birthday etc etc etc I got about the
deck
No, it's literally it is literally
Hey boys, I will continue tomorrow from what we left off
Dude female Quincy best Quincy, okay
I'm not a dude for I do you know what the cops up I watched today chat
It was so fucking traumatizing that I'm think I'm gonna skip cops up tomorrow
I'm actually gonna skip cops up tomorrow. Yep. There it is. It is what I'm gonna skip it
I'm ready to speed run some good tanks and then we'll be logging straight in
We'll be logging straight in
That's right, there you go that's true. I'm traumatized bro. Like honestly, I'm still fatigued after that video. Holy shit
That's crazy hey we got boys. Thank you very much for chilling out today. We'll do appreciate it and
You know
Watch out for those fucking boys, bro, they date date date some dangerous beasts. They some dangerous beats
We will find out tomorrow if the ship gameplay is good because I will call them there one of the pirate ships
I will take it for my own
Okay, I will test out the chip combat
Fack lol.
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