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GOOD TAKES/POTENT REACTS/VARIETY GAMING🚨LATER DIABLO4 EXPAC LAUNCH DAY - IS IT STILL BAD?🚨10/10 GOD GAMER PoV🚨
04-27-2026 · 10h 59m
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Gimbers.
Gamers 11 am entity
2, alright QB start, A count, down timer, 2, 11 am, NCT is currently 3, 36 am, NCT,
it's not, so we're going to do it, chat, we're going to do it, what's the math there,
is the math and the timer.
Is that accurate, Chad?
Is that accurate?
Anyone done the math's here?
Okay, I see four,
five,
six,
seven,
eight,
nine,
10,
plus 23,
36.
That's close enough, dude.
Start change time a title to D4 good
Good I had a question mark I had a question mark I had a question mark I
Didn't say D4 good without the question mark
Okay, thanks, bro, what the fuck what I gotta work overtime today you kidding me
Fucking I guess it's good. I gotta go fucking work overtime
one
jesus
guys if default is good on default is good i will get an edit done to my tether and i
will get a change to default good
if default is good yeah yeah you got that right i will get an edit done
will get a little
from a fun
to my butchers
that you like a strap
to trap stamp
as i'm talking about
jk jk jk
I'm gonna do that fucking okay well I don't know who does
As you can see I've got a lot of stuff prepared today
Yep, I've been preparing a lot chat guys I mean dick building
Guys I've been dick building okay, that's not gonna twist it. I have been dick building
I
Every day bro, I just I finish my stream and then I let I just work I
Work and tell the moment where I'm about to go to bed and then I come back to my couch and collapse
I
Must admit it's crazy like I'm I struggled to get out of bed in the morning. I'm like
Oh
Now as you know alarm was just going off and just keep going get out of bed. Don't look at what a pussy
It's seven. Oh, whatever was it's 301 a.m.
Get out of bed. Don't look at what a pussy. It's it's 302 and it came with three or four three or five three or six
three or seven three or eight three or nine and it was and it turned off and it turned on again. It was like
it's three ten and I'm like oh my god bro I gotta get out so yeah it's why I
was tim and it's additionally late to my normal lightness I got a dick for you to
build right here it's hot man you do you got people like that we're gonna be
you building it's got piles which thing go to
bearish which thing go to
joists which thing go to planks yeah and then the planks are just pine planks the
high-quality pine this week the the hardwood you know my old house that we
had the hardwood quila dick this you was it could splinter so you walk along it
and you get like a fucking giant bit of deck in your foot so it splinters you
know what a plank is it's a trend back in the early 2000 and what 2000 and I
I'm gonna say 2010s.
No, yeah, 2010s, that sounds about right.
Or if we used to plank, and then the people started dying.
Duke in the foot, what's he doing?
Dick in the foot, mate.
Is he gonna play that shit horse game?
No, no, no, no, no.
Did you install some cold deck building mods?
What do you like explain?
Cole Allen, what is that?
I
Fucking hate
Fuck it dude
What is this about bro? I was about to make a fucking tweet yesterday, bro
I was about just fucking raging about vague posting
It's engagement farming
fucking bait trash
No one knows what's going on if interest to act like they're on the end joke
You're gonna scroll down some autism guys that give you the law. I
Fuck I'm so sick of it
Like that post likely means nothing by the way and that's the post
Right, I mean down pray I mean pray who knows though
It's a jump shooter, okay, it's a job, you know, whatever
regardless, regardless chat, regardless what I'm saying is I fucking hate, I fucking hate
vague posting, where they say oh my god bro doesn't even know that this or like oh something
that I I would end my life if I did this and then it's like what it's a video
that's got no context to what he's typing and it's just so every fucking tweet
every fucking tweet bro the same shit she was crazy as I complained about this
so I was like an old man yelling at this cloud a few months ago and then I
went to go show Jen an example I just scroll by Twitter and it was none
there but now I feel like it's AI music right this is AI fucking AI guys stop
turn our questions shit I music stop turn over questions shit let's see do I
get vague posts if I go to my Twitter now we got Elon Musk
Your alarm clock keep telling you Quinn don't look at Twitter. Yeah, why are we here and think about Twitter?
That's not look at Twitter on my bed. Yeah
Okay, I don't know this I don't know this
Uh...
Quote, unquote, good days.
What is this?
What is this?
I hate baked posting too.
Dude, these podcasts is fucking suck!
These are some industry-planned podcasts.
They aren't even real.
I've seen clips of these guys.
No, no, no, no, no, no, they don't even remember
their questions and it's like they read it off a list
and the conversation does not flow naturally at all.
But anyway, anyway, okay, let's go.
How much do you make when you average 100 viewers on Twitch?
So it's funny, I was making like, it depends.
It's all based on hours.
So like if you stream like 100 hours with 100 viewers,
you could probably make around like three to $4,000 a month.
$5,000 a month, which is amazing.
Wait, wait, okay, it's free.
Wait, what did he say?
What did he say?
A hundred hours stream, like a hundred hours
with a hundred viewers.
You could probably make around like three to $4,000.
A hundred hours?
Okay, so you got 31 days.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
A hundred hours, goodbye, bye.
31 days.
Three hours a day.
three hours a day, okay, okay
Okay, wait, so he's saying
What do you say free to five thousand Cisco four thousand?
Divide by
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait dollars a month five thousand dollars a month
Which is hundred hours with a hundred viewers
You could probably make like a hundred hours with a hundred viewers
You could probably make around like three to four thousand dollars a month five thousand dollars a month
which is amazing.
But this is what he said.
What you saying, I'm retarded.
He's saying 100 hours, am I crazy?
He's saying, what are you talking about?
You guys are dumb, you guys are dumb.
What did he say a week?
I think when you average 100 viewers on Twitch.
So it's funny, I was making like, it depends.
It's all based on hours.
So like if you stream like 100 hours
100 viewers you could probably make around like three to four thousand dollars a month five thousand
Brett you fucking dumb cunt he's saying 100 hours and a fucking month you fucking open your fucking ears you dumb motherfucking cunts
You stupid retards the fucking mess was good
Shut the fuck up
Okay, anyway
For okay
Okay, but did but I mean wait, are we gonna get 5,000? We're gonna get we're gonna get 5,000 we're gonna go high-end
So you sing high-end?
Wait really bro, dude. He's earning heaps pro $50 an hour
He's getting $50 an hour
It is right it is high-end, but then he said three
So it's low-end
We've done the mass at 30 30 dollars to 50 dollars an hour chat. That's what he's saying. He's saying 30 to 50 dollars an hour
The hundred viewers
Let's see here. I've seen a hundred viewer and ease be over a thousand subs
I've seen a hundred viewer and he's be every thousand subs comfortably, so let's say that let's just get those guys
They got a thousand subs
Let's say you get taxed. Okay. Well, what okay? Let's just say what is it like five dollars sub or something?
Let's say it's five dollars a sub right? Okay five dollars a sub
Okay, and then let's say you also get
Some don't knows this is an like five dollars a donations and then a little bit of ad revenue
Let's add a little bit of ad revenue
Okay, we're at this amount for the month, but then actually get taxed, but they don't have the big tax
That's the low tax breakers. Let's say they get the keep 80% of it
And then also twitch takes a cut so yes, you only get like
0.75 or something right
So
Yes, then we're talking we're talking it's like if you if you stream for a great day to a hundred real-life viewers
Not yet not getting like us. You make like ten thousand a day. Easy. Oh, yeah
That includes AI song requests from Melanchoc and Bami Parmi.
I installed third quality life building mods. We actually had a thing called a jig.
Which was a quality life deck building mod.
You basically put it onto the joist and it would show you exactly where to put the nails. It was like an aimbot.
But we didn't end up using the jig.
But yeah, then we ended up making a string line and the string line was just as good as the jig.
So yeah
You're gonna stand the plank to be a hell nah dog
You watch the middle, nope I can guarantee you I've been fucking
Dude I might, I'm all cut up man like what the hell look at my hands bro
Look at this injury I've got here
Look at this other injury I've got here
Look at this injury, look at so many injuries bro
Look at this injury right here
Seriously on the middle of it, look at the top of the finger
See it, that's injury bro
Don't even get my my shin injury my shin injury, bro
My shin injury look you see it. Oh, it's up around the corner
There you go, you can see now
What's fucking ouchy bro?
It's ouchy as fuck
No, that one actually really hurts like they have like two days ago and it's fucking brutal
It slammed it like I jumped down into the decking and then I fucking misjudged it and all my weight landed on my left
Chin and just like it's like a deep deep bruise
Anyway, I would say this is an amount you can make
Although I want to say the guys are a thousand subs this from the eight hours a day
Okay, so it's a three thousand four hundred fifty
This is you can make this but you're streaming at as a day
Times seven times four
So it's 224
224 hours, right? So then you're getting three 224 224 224
$15 an hour to your balls on stream GG
Wait what
No, I'm good, but I got a chat, actually, but it's possible, there's a hole in my pants.
Wait, did I actually pop it a scrote?
Did I actually pop it a scrote?
I did like link it. I want to see link it. I
Don't know if I did that I haven't bought like literally my whole nut sack and full for the hole. That's how bad it is
Prodi I just don't amaranth except unintentionally not deliberately shit
Did I just do it did I just do a fucking amaranth?
I'm just rolling on my dogs, but then I just fucking Obama's take flash my nutsack
Anyway guys
So that this puts after tax $15 an hour after tax $15 an hour after tax which is pretty good.
That's pretty good.
But now that is I would put this on the high end by the way I would say the lower end
is probably like $10 an hour I want to say like yeah so then I'm going to say the
high in 15 low in 10 10 10 Scott gamer stick it to the haters 5 foot 3 inches of
pure muscle grit determination and ponage this is on the high end but yes and
now you go to his example he's 3.3 times wrong he's he's literally off by
Magnities
He's so he's so off. He's so off the numbers here are completely wrong
stream like a hundred hours with a hundred viewers you could probably make around like three to four thousand dollars a month five thousand dollars a month which is
100 hours in a month. Yeah, so that's oh
My god, you guys are so stupid, bro
He literally clarifies it and confirms what I suspected he articulated and he did any absolutely at right
Say is explicitly yes a hundred hours in a month. Jesus fucking Christ. That's like a you guys
It was like the whole of Chad saying a hundred hours a week. Shut the fuck up that wage then that's like what?
30 bucks an hour. Yeah, so you should just do that like eight hours every single day like a normal job
Yeah, much too make when you add
Yeah, he's just wrong
They just get get wrong. What have we got read his head context
Yeah, yeah, this is complete. He's just completely wrong. Anyway, anyway, bad postings. Oh shit. Look to a sudden three and three only the God gamer could have done this.
Yeah, there are people with 100 viewers earning like 10 times that amount up.
You are right.
Okay, you have complete outlier freaks right with like 100 viewers, but they have like
a gig adducer who's obsessed with them because they're in a
parasocial relationship with them and they're basically like dating their
viewers and then they just farm them for hella gig of money right there's those
guys yeah yeah you know those guys are those guys are like turbo fucking yeah
I'm not ethical yet is what it is Wilde
What did I want to watch this? Okay. Anyway, I was trying to show you a paper thing
Dude, I saw Chloe this guy yesterday in Twitter, this was not good, bro
This guy was just like straight up to saying the inward repeatedly
Well, I don't know what this Twitter is guys, you should never go on Twitter
I don't think I ever played a game that does this
Well there is like so big
There's like birds, there's like fucking birds bro, holy fuck.
Bro, I'm on a horsey game, wasn't that, does it make you want to play fucking, yeah.
Say scale slop, just materialize as a constant in my mind after it.
Okay, so scale slop, okay it's scale slop, that's a new meaning.
Okay, I can't even find an exact, guys, whenever I go on, it's like my elbow
at night it's like the most dog shit vague posting trash okay and then in the
morning it's like hey let me put all this controversial politics shit is that
the thing is that a morning I'll go on a night elbow is that what it is because
that because it's like oh you're more awake you want to see like stuff that's
gonna trigger the fuck out of you like yeah that's what they love what's this
It's Kate, Carrie, and Pop.
So yeah, it's like in a robot's listen. Oh
Dude that but oh damn that go to changes in the music
Like a dance but they're fast
What's this TikTok ass anything wrong with what is this like fucking team like it did our guys
anyway my algorithm is different yeah guys guys my algorithm my goes explain
Rectifle good question mark dirt. It's the new it's the Diablo four-timer
So the album for time it my old stress. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's not trash
In order the rings most of the browser hands were actually woman was fake beards
Because when the projection put on a call for local experience right a lot of women showed up
What the hell
it's horse riding queens horse riding queens horse riding queens dude let's go
son of come what wakes up this late 16 days to wake up mom was it the likes
Uncle!
That's weird.
Yeah, I mean, it seemed to be fair.
As long as she stopped.
I mean, about it.
Nah.
This is a biased narrative.
Bias narrative.
It could have been a fucking social media Annie nurse who wanted to capture this moment
Knowing that it okay. It could have been and they just recorded it
It's actually she went back to the start of the hallway start of the recording ran in you know like blog style
Someone else is clear recording it
All right, what's a little top wait we need to get out of this fucking really top today bro minimum
Uh...
Cade dimes as soon as they hit a place called the Devil's Ass with the zero percent of our rate.
And then they have like a huge ass ritual operation like saving them after they get stuck.
Why will humans go in there?
Isn't this like anti-survival?
Isn't this go against like evolutionary, uh, primitive, like,
this doesn't look like survival.
This looks like suicide.
This is, uh, not the correct behavior that humans are supposed to exhibit.
I don't understand, it's exploring, I guess.
But like, fuck that, there's some places you need to explore.
Five Jackson because it's bubbles Michael Jackson chimpanzee after Wow
Wow, look at that guys. It's a chimpanzee that Michael Jackson used to know it's way different than the other chimpanzees
What the hell that's crazy
Japan's 2,000 euro monarchy depends on one teenage boy
Yo, because people care about that for sure right they care about the monarchy in Japan
They don't need to fuck about didn't those motherfuckers get overthrown by like the samurai's
I thought the whole point was like there was a monarchy, but then there was like samurai wallows
That just took over and hold all the power
And they just said yo fuck you bitches
This is a showgun now motherfucker. I watched a TV show bro. That's literally what happened in the TV show
It's literally what happened in TV show
They became like
Actors basically and show guns that the samurai wallets held all the power
okay TV shows yeah what was the representation of history yeah I watched
Shogun jet
what I wasn't in the counter right to try to get into left not that
It's just this guy must be on drugs, right?
I'm gonna be real though.
You think he's gonna break?
He's gonna break?
He's gonna break?
Huh?
But then I tell you at this point here, you see he's got too much momentum to break properly.
Like as a driver, you I mean, she should have reacted sooner.
I'm gonna say, wait, what is what knocks up her?
can't what looks to a dash cam
breaking I mean
can't look like she's throwing something under the dash
I'm boba
she yes the sisters Jeep I'm the same bro that that guy's driving was a trust
obviously the guys 100% she's following the road rules that guy drives right
her lane she has to ride away but reaction times was fucking L as fuck
there's some L last reaction times oh my god I need is hide for my upgrades
I got the dog!
I got the dog!
He's attacking it.
I... I call the lawyer.
You gonna go on? You're gonna... you're gonna go on?
I mean you what are you thinking this is like a giant alien arm like what you chat
you're a warthog you like I mean dude what do you seem to tell you right now
got big team and arm thing in front of me
me attack is trying to get me out of fights
what the fuck oh no for a boat oh shit
They're trying to catch it, aren't they?
I don't even think they're hoping it goes in.
Another one on the edge.
You fucking retard!
We had to do a stay there, bro.
Oh, he's getting impaled! He's getting impaled!
I
What what we could just communicate with these fucking things man
Like dude, I thought he could say like yeah, don't you hate that when you just trying to help an animal?
But like he doesn't know
Like she goes for it doesn't he?
But he goes from
oh my god oh my god he's gonna run to another hole bro he's gonna run to another hole
fucking hell
there's a kid just going for walks just behind these trees all right the fucking just just
completely just runs into the child at full speed you know they got that holy
fast crazy Anthony Z X popular twitch arpeggio map is about how you get lost
everything from a gambling addiction which Buddha's Bray see and Giga held
to financially get out of debt. Anthony Z. I guess I don't really talk about it since
I've been back. Is that the guy who's like 40? Or is this a guy? Anthony Z. I don't know.
I have no idea this guy. You have no idea this is. No idea this. I was thinking of
some other guy. What am I thinking of? Oh, I'm thinking of Anthony Copenhagen.
I'm thinking of that's that's four minutes, four minutes.
But he walks for four minutes.
It was kind of fucked, man. I mean, I just used my social status to
I'm gonna push ahead and try to figure out what my life was like
Ray also helped me
you go
You guys suck through you know, but also Brutus funny as fuck
Like let's talk to me. I don't get the gg. Yeah, I'll be sure miss
I don't I support gambling because it separates idiots from their money
Yo
Yeah, yeah, I don't get I don't get gta. If he's like get I get like I
Watched the juicer when he was playing the guys were robbing the banks
And just watching him try to run away from the cops. That was kind of fun, right?
Like, you know, like I remember seeing I remember like if I just clicked on it when he haven't even ran off the cops
I'd be like all of the cops gonna get him
I would have wanted to know and that was at least interesting to me
But everything else and gta p was like holy fuck. I
remember click it on
To moon moon. He was like just did you guys remember he was like bro fuck
You just he was basically just
Getting a gritty with random chicks getting a gritty with you know what I'm saying. Oh
Shit, oh fuck
Bro, what is this flaring?
He has a complete amateur. It's a complete amateur. He's a complete amateurs
The what is he up to
Well, okay, so see how he pulls on his risers chat rises like watch
So as you're coming down, you're basically flaring like this
Six hours in the ground for you minutes of good takes boys
You basically cancel out the forces of you hitting the ground because instead of you going down
Do you make it so you go completely horizontal?
You stopped all all vertical movement stops
Right, but it's pretty flares like two meters above the ground
This is Rick. This is a break your legs bang
Like he's completely returned. I mean on top of that he could have easily dropped height
Coming up to this just by his wiggling a bit just wiggle left right left right. Oh shit and boom now
You don't want to like do a big swing close to the ground cuz that's how you die
But I mean this is this is full-on retardation both these guys both these guys are complete clowns
These guys are both completely I could I'm land in the field easily
easily. Oh man, this would be so easy. Now who knows though, maybe there's some mechanical
turbulence here that's very weird, but I mean, that flaring is inexcusable Chad, okay? That
flaring is inexcusable. This is just complete amateur. On top of that, the parachutes
using a fucking huge
which I like it's
that's what you do
oh my god here we go
what's going on
okay
okay
uh where are you going bro
what are you going
what
okay wait wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
So he tries to turn the windspeak,
he's going against him.
He's not getting any movement.
Bang, his cells collapse.
He rips it into the ground.
I mean, that is bad.
This is not good.
Yeah, the crosswind is crazy
and none of them are expecting it.
Oh, fuck.
Oh my God, he could land on a baby or something.
Oh my God, it's like they're getting died from.
I hope they don't pay money for this.
They pay money for like random dudes to just like stomp people in the like event.
It's like a missile attack with human missiles.
Holy fuck.
I mean, that's there clearly is a lot of.
I think what's happening is there's like a lot of people there and there's a
lot of hate.
It's this mechanical turbulence plus the fact that like the wind is coming
down and this and it's getting pushed up so there's like extra wind speed right
here it's kind of like you're landing it's kind of like a pill again look at
artificial hill that's what's happening you can it may look look look at the way
turns so he turns and then he gets no movement whatsoever and clearly well you
you would know this jet had been skydiving
i would land that easily
easily
We're in the house, man.
Put some drugs.
I mean why did just badge the hole for the wall in the next fucking room with like a hammer
in the drywall?
Like that surely causes more damage than what they just did there.
They say that they could get a gyps guy in.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
jib it's jib is yeah you guys what do you guys call it dry wolf
oh dude look
it's a darkness in your eyes
it's really merely a darkness
it's really merely a darkness
it's always boring
it's boring
is that a fucking nut cup?
I didn't see
it's been lying until I was just
I'm out of this
it was from me when it was
I
Don't I can't even tell it someone up. Okay guys, that was crazy
Yo, let me change that was this yeah, yeah
The Monday care yo she's performing what she's gonna do
oh shit dude this is like take talk as fuck bro
she's got a nice silhouette no doubt about it
That's war as fuck bro dead ass oh god
Oh, it's not that similar
For real
Dude even the toes of the wet bro, even there's even a foot to the way the holy fuck bro. It's hd as fuck camera
type share that's cool bro all right let's check out this there for a
quick and then we'll check YouTube and then we'll log into a game guys I think
pretty cool up on everything guys we'll go get osu pro is twice in a row on the
same map during a grand finals is this what is this
here and wrecking wreck the gun
Dio back to back ties. I know our fight. We are stuck in a loop in loss
I said that too good that they just beat the level flawlessly
They're too good that they beat the level plus I cannot appreciate how difficult this is obviously I've played the game with my mouse
It was very difficult, but like I've never tried it with a fucking mouse pin thing
I'm capable of doing this this does look like you need some sort of special marker for this
These guys good at FPS like I can't go to that FPS
Like a like crack the FPS
What a game are they good at?
Are they good at?
It's muscle memory. I mean clearly it's a unique skill though. I'm trying to think how it applied other things
I
Guess that thing for 12 years first 12 year resub
we've had
ever
Yeah, we don't know about for you man. We don't even know about for you. I think I
Do use of that being the front runner. Thank you very much
Well, you know that you can get 12 years to with which crime you can subscribe your favorite stream
for free it does not even need to be your favorite the one you are watching now would also work
dude i remember when i remember the force of ninja like me try it out now i think that
of who is in front of the prime bus headbutton so this person he says while not being prime
himself
12 years, holy shit, time flies
I wonder, having a blast
Awesome, I know
Shit, shit, shit
Trying to think, we're like 10 years, right, or 11 years
We're like 10 years, what is, what
Fuck I don't know his name
How about Ryan?
So Rob one oh eight did he drop a sub one oh eight
Nine
It's what it's what is a sub what a sub what it what's Oh knows
Has anyone asked about O-Nose's username?
Or like...
You're gonna nail it?
136...
Divide by 12, mass. 11.3.
Maybe people are like two months ahead of him though. Or three months.
I feel like this below I tore three months ahead of him or maybe more I
Want to say this people a little more if you got wait, what's his name?
Do you do D-bra D-bra? Oh, no
No comments on no more comments. He would have to remove them. He would have removed them
100% he would have moved them
use it
Don't I don't my brain doesn't remember the name specifically he I just remember the end
I know what is around about bro, but I don't know the fucking name
I'll use it Quinn 69 true wait. Does it work on myself? Oh 140
11.6 that's a max six month commits
God damn it god damn it
Best turn and twitch fake John bro. This guy's on thin ice. Oh my god, bro
bro my suspicious user my own chat no shot
oh fuck is this shit bro
ah what's the rest of the love I swear to god bro
dude why don't I I'm gonna this is not superb you're banned
at Topol we wrote a bar and you said I'll buy you lunch
Because you always buy me lunch and I'm straightened with you and thank you for that and I remember you were ordering the $15 burger
and I saw a
$34
Lamshake on the menu and
I
Looked down. I said well, he's ordering the $15 burger
He's a fucking lamb shank on the menu
And I was like I
I'm giving the lampshank. I'm giving the lampshank. You don't have to pay for it. I'll pay for it this time.
And I remember you watching me eat a lampshank.
It was disgusting.
And suck the marrow out of the bone.
Fucking disgusting.
And you got a little jealous.
Now I've never really registered why you were jealous.
It's fucking disgusting.
They're just having he was sitting up
He likes a kid like spitting it to like suck it out more
And even the way that was like
She looked at me and she was like
And she looked back and I'm like
He's like I'm still not done
I'm gonna hit the bone up and his tongue was out well
Eugh!
Eugh!
I'm like, what the fuck is this weird goopy shit?
This weird like goop
that started dropping out of the tip.
And it was just absolutely revolting.
It was making me feel sick.
Legit.
And that's what he did at a restaurant, dude.
At a fucking restaurant.
please try this it's Portugal Portugal Portugal Portugal go to go like click on
like northern Portugal it's by Spain
where's Portugal Eric? Click on Porto what? Where's that? I don't know what's that?
By Spain! I'm afraid!
What's the Spain? I didn't get it in time. Oh my god I was just island. You didn't
get it? Bro, his tan was right there. Why wouldn't he just place it, bro? Lock in, bro.
Why didn't he just place it? Isn't he supposed to be logged in? He's unlocked. He's unlocked.
What is this?
Is this how you talk to customers here?
You're raising your voice to get an attitude when I'm paying to play at your course.
I am not paying any time to allow it to happen.
You said you would come out and get me until we win the cards.
That's exactly what you said, word for word.
That's what you and your employees said before.
This is a terrible establishment.
I don't even want to play at your course anymore.
you're talking to a customer who's coming he's obnoxious see some noxious
you're gonna play your course I don't even want to play your game
dude the fuck dude dude and he's got the fucking airing thing dude oh my god oh my god dude get the fuck
you want to play your game good hold shit fuck you piece of shit no i'm not playing your game
son hey man we move on bro you should have heard like even before drew came in he was like
Yelling at me
He's a fucking Karen dog. This guy's a fucking Karen
Bro, it's entitlement man. They streamers get whatever they want and when they don't when everyone doesn't capitulate to the exact demands
They're stopping a middle break down. It's fucking sad. Oh, it's two two fifty-two
You know what that guy's going on in his life. Let's get out of here
Let's see this guy realizes like yo, you're freaking out like he's trying to de-escalate because he realizes this dude's overreacting super hard
Like that how working employee at the fucking Gulf Store, and he's like throw just chill just chill
Get out of here
80 years old wrinkly as hell. He's gonna die in three years
I don't give a fuck what he's got going on in his life. He's gonna be a fossil by the time I'm 30
Yeah
Jesus
This guy's unlikable, bro. This guy's unlikable. No, cool
Okay, so it's like talking about the drama and stuff like that
But I think I think what you Rob did was like I
Think it was disgusting at best. No, it was true. Just I mean true
I mean, as far as I'm concerned, he's a terrorist, you know, true.
I mean, that was insane.
I don't know.
I don't know why you Rob did that.
I've I've no idea.
I don't know what kind of came over him and what happened.
What is this?
What is this?
Someone said something about a shooting before now there's a bit of this.
What has happened?
Trump shoot it.
Wait, Trump shot.
What do you mean?
Trump shoot?
When you told me you have a shower shot
An attempt shooting
Guys can you tell me when the Trump was shot because I don't know when he's shot when he's not shot
I don't know what's going on. I'm not and I'm not engaged enough
I'm just playing video games. So I don't know where I leave it three people died
Turn out like this
What the hell this is life sometimes man
There's your lives and then you just have a bad apple right?
Bro three people died and Trump was shot
Was Trump okay?
Rip J. Rogen. Oh my god, and J. Rogen's did no show. There's no way, bro
Oh
Let's help the health interventions he was doing man
The I ever make them know that shit man. You go down the way he did
Trump fully gets removed from the crossbar. What is this is this way is politics? I don't look politics
Trump falling over the get removed from car. What is this? Is this politics?
yo
Does he get shot or not he doesn't get shot so he's not sure I mean, I feel like if he's sharp was actually shot
Then chat would have told me no one to jet told me he was shot. So he can't imagine being shot
I
Would love dude wouldn't it be awesome if the stream is like that the iris from her guys like these
Whatever you're gonna call these guys
They went in and they got caught that tornado, but then no one got hurt and died, but they just like we're scared shitless
Oh that we saw good. I
Don't want anyone to get hit or darling, but like just scared the fuck out. That'd be great
Oh my god, fuck it back here, thank god!
Oh my god!
That is pretty cool, but as you know it is.
Do you know what? I've never seen a Twisted IRL song.
I mean, that's cool.
Oh my god!
That is cool.
Oh my god, oh my god!
This is insane!
It's huge, it's huge!
That's not real.
That's not real.
Alright, boy that.
No, no, no, no, yeah, it's pretty cool. I pretty go pretty go pretty go. I must admit is this extreme weather event
I'll be down the fuck
There's a few better that was easy Pokemon and other shivers. It's still selling live viewers and I chair this
Barons weird sauce weird sauce, I know why it showed up twice interesting
Just check game. That's anything this way guys
Multiplies shows up a new dog on stream. Wait, what do you mean NSFW? What could possibly be showing here?
This is a twitch stream, right? Is it twitch stream?
This is a twitch stream, yeah.
I was surprised you went to the OSCS party a few weeks ago since you were still recovering. Yeah, that was painful.
There was not a chance in hell. I was gonna I was gonna miss that fucking party though to BH. Not fucking chance in hell.
One sec.
place
the fuck the fuck is this dude what the fuck
got to bet it's a skit guys it's a skit
Hi, she's surely to skit
So guys and all the others in this video isn't me at a top way too tight
Like what's looks like it's like she reminds me as look at I don't know what's going on. It's like she's that loose in a top
What's going on here?
for their arm
It's a joy I'm not I'm like I don't know what you guys looking at but I'm looking at this this looks abnormal as hell
What the hell's going on, but they said losing that shit?
He's a loose in that shit. It's too tight. Looks like she's coming up some blood supply
Okay, yes, he says your destiny would obliterate us out of debate true dude push my not gave it
It's me bad. Oh my god that man the murder rapist guy. What?
We already watched this clip
We already saw that shit. Okay, we're going up
Is this true I know what that is
Peekaboo's peek is spooked number five seven two three links peekaboo IRL
question mark question mark what we got a peeky guy looking a peeky click oh
yeah I guess I invited I text both my parents hey you want to go eat they
both told me to fuck off and then I was told you guys I thought they were
having sex because they both texted me at the same time after both ignoring
which is even more ridiculous guys we're at 30,000, 900%
pika spooksy bro get the fuck wait what pika spooksy
get him out of here get him out of it what's the DSL this week we got DSL this week guys what is this
I'm gonna read a real 90% of the time I see full-time streamers say they're quitting because they ain't making enough money
They're banging out a whopping 40 hours a month with no content strategy or planning
Yo
Yo
To road
They're gonna get the content strategy, bro
That pickle juice do you guys remember that legendary stream where the asleep fucking streamed in like pickle juice
And like gherkins
Like that one was crazy, bro, it was like I don't know what it was like it was like it was soda
It was like vomit, but I don't know what the fuck was going on those shit was crazy, bro
You're doing nothing a bit of a rip plumbing a bit not surprises who needs from his view-bottom is nearly going to affect a lot
Yeah, every new was getting obliterated for a while now enough. So, you know, it's crazy yet. I don't even check my ad revenues
I don't even know what I get
So I don't even know that it's plummeted bitch. I don't even check that shit
Guys, whatever's in my bank account. I just look at my bank account and see it's like minus a hundred thousand
And I'm like, yep, that sounds about right.
And then I just continue doing whatever the fuck I'm doing.
That's pretty much how I operate.
That's pretty much how I operate, Jet.
I don't even check any of those stats.
You just see how you turn up, you pop off.
Well, it matters if you pop it off, right?
Everything else will be fine, surely.
Oh, dude, this is the real trailer.
Oh, fuck.
Oops.
Finally sounds good, so we can watch for good times.
You know how the power no man has ever willed in.
You will have an empire unassailable in here.
And our children will rule it forever and a day.
All that remains...
is for you to decide what you want from this war.
You'll do things that your heart would have recoiled from before you came to the throne.
The Targaryens are the Savage Rays.
We act with holy purpose to restore a rightful king.
I'm going to kill my brother or die in the attempt.
We're going to attempt.
Back!
Draw your sword.
Look to the sky.
Do them and ruin the surroundings.
The sky is correct.
We'll all become beasts before our end.
Whatever you've done, have it on us.
It's just no longer safe here.
You won't be no talent if you're concentrating too long.
That air right there bro, all the way, that air there bro.
Chet, this is, Half the Dragon's actually not bad at all.
It's a little bit jarring at first when you first watch it, because I do like this
weirdest fuck actor switch, which just fuses the fuck out of you, but once you
get past that part and you get like immersed it's honestly not bad. It's
like not as good as Pete Game of Thrones but nowhere near as bad as the
dog shit in seasons of Game of Thrones. It's like you know it's like middle
it's like season five Game of Thrones tier. I've asked to put it anywhere. It's like season
five season six you know when it started you want to just started to go
bad where like before it was actually like you know what it okay what up
You know what I'm saying? What I'm saying is it was peak. They're the build up. I'm winning that winning games. There's peak
Really winning or something? I don't know
Are you hard? I mean, I liked all the character building and all the this all the
Character arcs lining up and then when they all stop meeting and interacting it was like whoa, this is crazy
That was fucking sick. I think that's where it's peaking
Be it what I'm saying is this is really not bad like it really is not bad
It's like I speak I'm watching cast of the dragon and so on things I'm watching it
It's such a pretty good crumble cookies leads to an officer shot
What the fuck?
Your three movements
That fixed 95% of your problems dude. This is what I do when I'm squatting on the deck constantly bro doing this
Frank was talking to my dad about how it's like actually good to do this what's like opens up your fucking hips and shit
It's like she good
Um, yeah, skinny fat, people should bulk, what is this, what's this?
The skinny fat debate, what should you do if you're skinny fat?
Well, by definition, if you are skinny fat, you have a lot of fat on your body.
And you should cut.
I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's the one that makes sense.
You will be healthier and you'll potentiate more time for yourself when you actually
do go into a massing phase.
So a lot of people disagree with this approach, but this is actually something I've been
saying for a long time now. I posted this video almost 7 years ago. Skinny fat, why bulking
first is usually a mistake. Usually, k, not always, but if you have a physique that you
would describe as skinny fat…
Fuck, dude. Fuck. That's literally me, bro. That's literally me. That's li- dude,
that's actually me, bro.
Skinny fat? Cutting first is typically gonna be ideal. Pound for pound, fat loss happens
way faster than muscle growth does. You don't have a ton of fat to lose in the
first place where you'll be able to lean down relatively quickly and if you're truly skinny
fat then that also means you're a novice lifter in which case you can probably gain
some muscle in a deficit anyway.
I can never ever for whatever reason that final bit of fucking fat at the bottom of
my gut never goes away.
Every other part is gone.
Lean as hell but then the bottom part of my gut just like nah bro I ain't gonna I'm
staying.
Now it's not actually visceral it's not actually visceral fat it's subcutaneous
So it's not actually the skinny fat fat.
It's more like I just have this little pouch
where it's like, that's like my body's like,
yo, that's my go-to number one rank one spot right there.
The bottom of my stomach, just where I want to store it.
It's like my genetics are like, hey, store it right there.
Little pouch, little pouch there, little fucking,
that's what it is.
It's the number one go-to fat store site.
And it's so annoying,
because you see me in the fucking dead end,
I don't have a head that,
It's like what the fuck? What the fuck am I doing? I'm gonna go do more shit or something and I'm trying man
God I'm gonna look too skinny either way
You'll still look and feel way better than you do right now and way better than you would if you had
Bolton put on even more fat and this is just a temporary phase anyway on the way to your longer term
Wow, okay. Yo, yo, what the fuck this peek a guy? Who the fuck is this peek a guy?
Who the fuck peek a guy are you a butt dude? He's this peak guys fucking manivating anyway as well
Well, um, Brian on trust this guy at all monitor peek is spook seed and I'm gonna ban you bro
for fucking six hours.
Does that six days?
Who knows what that is?
Game of the life is over.
Yeah, Chad, I watch it on stream.
The thing is that I want to watch it because I'll just, if I say what the reality is,
it's just gonna cause, it's just, yeah, it is what it is, but the game's life
I quit.
Uh, well, it's usually one chat, that's what it is, guys.
It is what it is.
Uh, well, it's usually one chat, that's what it is, guys.
No injuries, there's four locked out.
Last team going out the back.
I would be given out one round Stonecliff.
I'll talk to them about that.
Huh? What?
What?
I'll talk to them about that.
Shut the web.
Or is it like, actually the real sound of it?
What is this?
Shot fire, shot fire, shot fire!
Stone cliffs, stone cliffs, stone cliffs, stone cliffs!
Stone cliffs!
Ah!
Like shit was happening.
Shots fired, shots fired, shots fired, stone cliffs, stone cliffs, stone cliffs, stone cliffs, stone cliffs!
Ah!
Reports indicate the suspect fired a total of 16 times, striking Sergeant McDonald twice.
Oh man!
Oh man, I'll be okay!
Oh!
Shot fired and cleared this.
FIRED, BLOCKMILL, ORANGE VEST, ORANGE VEST, SORT OF STONE CLIPS, GOT IT, GOT IT, SHOT FIRED, SHOT FIRED!
I
Do damn just tell them what's up. What's up, dude?
Imagine this is a random guy with a fucking orange face on it at the same place at the same time
And then you just get like shot by the laser and hole lay it out suck
Come on! Get down! Get down on the f***ing ground!
I imagine, dude, I think that'd be a bad situation. You'd have to make sure that's him.
That's him! That's him!
What did he just do that for?
I don't know.
Why do you shoot the cuffs for? And then immediately give up?
Like what?
See, shot 16 times at a cop, hit him twice, potentially would have killed him.
kill them was fully intended to kill him by the way hit him twice and then you give up
up. Yo bro chick it's the dude he's fucking popping off right now.
See adrenaline pump, this is fine on flight by the way, so like if you have some serious
injury where you could be like killed by like an animal in the wild, it basically your body
just shuts all that pain shit down unless you pop off super hard, but it's dangerous
because you can be having life-threatening injuries without even realizing it's happening
which is why you gotta really check to make sure.
Just a lot of you guys don't know about this.
It's a defense mechanism.
Is there anyone else with you?
I'm not even talking here.
It's a defense mechanism.
I don't know, we'll find out in a minute.
Let's get him.
Just him.
We got the gun right here.
There's two guns.
Radio one to ten.
Got the one to ten, didn't interest.
On the sessay.
Dude, like, oh, fuck.
That was it?
No, it was it.
My car shot the f*** this year to this year
to come back on the Boulevard.
I'm going to need you to block off
far the Boulevard.
I'm not going to do anything.
You have any more stupid s*** on you?
I'm not doing anything.
Oh yeah, there's two guns over here.
Oh, yeah, I'm good news.
Yeah, all right.
Fuck.
Radio, can you notify Dr. 1?
That was planned when I'd shoot a couple 16 times,
froze gun like two and a half meters, and then give up.
And then he's going to be like, I didn't do nothing.
Ready?
There's actions coming up.
I don't know.
We'll find out.
You all right?
No.
You OK?
I don't know.
We're going to find out.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let's assess you before we even start.
That guy knows.
He knows that this guy's spilling out a little bit
hard and used to calm him down.
I think I just took rounds from the f***ing room.
No, you're hit, you're hit, you're hit.
I think it's just a brief on this.
Do you feel anything?
Oh, you can't.
Ah, but it's not there.
Hold on, hold on.
All right, we'll get him out of here.
It's mostly just carless shut up.
I hear another issue.
Is it possible you could get down?
Let me off of me, sir.
Graphic, please.
Anyone who's knee up him?
I'm not going anywhere.
Have you shot a couple 60 times?
Because you're not going anywhere.
I'm trying to go anywhere.
You're fine.
I don't know.
You're talking.
You're good.
You're fine.
I don't know.
you're talking you're good i know but not you're sending a pain that's gonna hold us there
my car was right here with a shot out obviously the last happened over here so i need you to
block this whole area right here yeah i'm all right uh we uh we're getting admitted get an ambulance
to king sky out bro i'm gone i saw him walking across i went to spin around as soon as i turned
here to call out he just unloaded a duck through and reversed went up there
so let's see if from this guy's point of view okay the only logical situation
is that he freaked out and then he reflexively shot at the cop car because
he's on drugs that's got to be it right so you you're like on meth you're
super paranoid are you right I mean that's must be it right that's got
to be I'm trying to think because I'm trying to think how else you would like
shoot 16 times run 20 meters put your guns down and give up or you just be
fully medley ill right and just have no idea what's going on
I doubt it are you able to say anything huh you got any wounds on you
If you hit him, he's not fully searched yet.
Yeah, we're going to get him up and search him.
Radio from 9203, it's going to be for me.
Can you please notify 9.1, we're going to need them to respond.
Oh, I'll be here with you, hit.
At this point, I'll just need a sass.
Oh, oh.
Actors are busted.
Actors are busted.
Oh, that's it.
He's trying to feel it.
You're not hurt with that, right?
No, I'm sorry.
Hey, all casing should be on the sidewalk,
and then he went behind this little wall.
There should be more casings behind the wall for a secondary shooting location
I mean I kind of had a missing bottle on the right. He's just walking around like another
You go ahead in the lungs you can't breathe for you get hit in the heart
We just thought hitting the head your brain don't work good, but like I guess we're gonna hit him and it could have in the gut
Get him in the gut and it could be that could be very bad, but slow acting
Yeah
I was coming down as he was backing out, so I didn't know if it was you or him or was.
You good?
I think the arm is debris. I'm not sure
I think you say oh fuck imagine you go hit in your dick, bro
Imagine you go hit in your dick
Oh
My god, I should go show it in the nuts. Oh, bro. Oh, I don't even think about this. Yeah, dude. I'm just think I'm just imagining right now
Bruh
Was going up for burger. He says don't look like turned out in Stroshine. He's
Yes, the farmer actor is in custody
He's detained him I think this time see James Cordon there
Wait, getting shot in the ass wouldn't be that bad.
I'm thinking about now getting shot in the ass like if you went in the butt cheek and
out the butt cheek right front kind of side shot that won't be too bad.
This is like a bunch of, there's just a bunch of fat right.
There's nothing there it's like just panning.
An ass shot.
But now if you're getting shot through and through that's coming back because then
it's gone to your femur and shit.
Oh that'd be awful.
Ooh.
There's a lot of places you just don't want to get hit bro.
I'm gonna be real.
really just getting shot is not ideal
I guess I feel like I don't understand everything
Like say just you can see where skim the door where the windows are it's gonna work a shade down
What's your name boss?
You knock tell me all right past and what his name was he said I'm not talking. Yes, you got some cash
But uh wait, what do you guys think shot through here, maybe?
No, there's something like
Ligaments and things there's like 20 roll quarters in here one two three four five. Yeah, maybe maybe ten
I'm not seeing any shots with the car
There's a pink crumble box in there, but a lot of cash
Shut in the car cash like a straight from a bankroll or something out 10 15 rows of quarters
Hey, you have to get you got to pick one place in your body where you get shot
Okay, and then you got a sketch get shot you gotta figure out where you're gonna get shot
a finger no because that'll destroy your finger bro shot in the head and the ass and the ear lobe
oh you don't have to form there for the rest of your life though wouldn't you
you have to form there foot 100% oh shot in the foot oh you get like you could get foot pain
I did you don't think shot in the calf it depends if you have to shoot it shoot the angle
Oh
Shot that the city gave him one role. I was telling him get down and he got down
Yeah, trying to play stupid. Yeah, I saw him duck behind these cars. I was like come on
I'm going through to listen most
Whatever else I said
He's like I didn't do nothing classic
He had the bags doing his back
to go through beginning is calling leave park here go up here I've come down there right
it doesn't say who comes back to the odd place to hold up any other place you can crumble
cookie crumble cookie crumble cookie out of every weird knowing that every conversation
you have a huge record and it's going to get puns and cops on video on YouTube you
You know, like, what kind of conversation are you going to have and you're like, what is
going on?
Do you think they're like constantly aware that you're being recorded?
Because I feel like that changes your behavior.
When you know you're being recorded, it changes your behavior than when you're not being
recorded.
Like, if you're in a black box and you know there's no one recording you, you act
differently if someone's recording you and watching you.
Which is good, but at the same time, it's like, does that kill the vibes of being
a cop, to a certain extent?
I don't think you're acting I'm saying everyone is like if you're at home alone
there's no cameras you might just stop walking around naked and shit you know
whatever you might just start who knows what you're gonna do dude you might
feel like but you're different it's different because you're being you're
not being recorded right you might you're not being recorded well you
might just do that it's about when you might do it's a normal thing they
will do they're not streamers bro yeah but that they must be aware it's
happening right just having like a casual convo with the boys that would just
it'd be recontextualized so they turn it up you are right yeah they do turn it on
but they know they've been recorded right now when they're just chapped
on him. When I came up on him, he was coming behind the cars, went through here, I was
drawing down, get out of here, hands up, and he came between the two cars with his hands
up. And then he, he still had the backpack on.
We cut the backpack off, I'm guessing? Correct.
Okay. Great.
Dude, I'm telling you, when I was coming down and Jaymax backing out, I'm like, what
the f***, like, huh? I don't even see this dude. I'm like thinking, if I see
Yeah, I'm taking a pancake out of the core.
I mean, it's got a lot of bugs.
All right.
Is that police procedure?
As I was coming down the move, I couldn't even hear
the rounds.
It was some fucking bitch.
It is.
He's coming that way, you know?
Yeah.
He's walking fast, so I'm just a little pushed.
I didn't even think he was hit.
No.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
Huh?
Ooh, ooh.
I didn't think I'd have to yell at him.
He's so bad at stuff.
Yeah, he threw the guns right there.
I think he threw it that other way.
Maybe he didn't see the tag.
I'm gonna say what happened to the cop.
She was like, what happened to the cop?
He okay?
He passed a bank for one.
A bar for another, you know, with some cash.
And you got a crumble cookie.
And not even get a cookie out of it.
I think he did.
So they're asking if there's a pink couple Boston here, and I think you might have ate it on the way
Nah, no way fucking lit it
You know why I'm taking this fun citizen inside
come on now boss
come on
what the fuck
wait what the fuck
how
but how
how do you do that
all the way down
you put your legs hurt
ha
ha
ha
ha
ha
I can't do it.
Wait.
If I touch my, if I'm doing fingers,
well I can do it actually.
Because my handcuffs have like how much?
There's much space between them, right?
There's much space between them, right?
So if I've got my hands touching, I'm good, right?
So they're touching, touching, touching, touching, touching.
Oh yeah, I can do it.
Bang, I'm out, I'm out of hands now.
I'm... I'm in front of you.
Yeah, I thought you said, I'm literally here, dude.
You can face me.
I think I have a video.
Why?
Because you gotta get undressed to go in here down to one layer and we're gonna search it.
You got nothing on you that I need to worry about, right?
Nothing on me, alright? Nothing else on you?
Alright.
You can start the class.
I'm sure it'll be an impact to you.
Sure, sure, it's us.
Reports indicate the suspect refused to identify himself, prompting officers to obtain fingerprints
and conduct gunshot residue tests.
Though this is a usual process, it is vital to confirm his identity.
Makes sense, right?
He's just a random dude.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Stand up.
Okay
Real relax your hands, what is this relax them?
What is grilling?
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
I mean, they make sense. I do the GSR right because think about it, right?
What could have happened is he could just be a random homeless dude
Some other dude could have rocked let the guy who shot could have just rocked up put the high bears on the homeless guy
Dishes guns and ran off
Think about it. Boom. You've found a random homeless dude. It was also like fits the same description
Put a high visit him just run off
Bang you got your god. I mean it could just be a random homeless guy theory
If we had to be pretty I mean you're
My man.
Yo.
Do that, you understand?
Do you understand?
He picked me up my hand.
You understand?
Let's get on the phone.
Another traveled through his left buttock
and into his right hip.
While on scene, one bullet remained lodged in his body.
He recovered but was unable to return to full duty
for the next 10 months.
Days later, officers identified the suspect
as 33-year-old Jamal Brooks,
a man with a reportedly lengthy
and dangerous criminal history.
In a 2015 dispute over parking,
he allegedly pointed a gun at a neighbor's head
and shot a car.
That case was dropped due to the victim
not showing up to court.
Two weeks after that, he robbed a man at gunpoint
while wearing a ski mask.
That case was also dropped after the victim
decided to not press charges.
What the fuck this guy just running around with a gun just shooting at everything and Robin everyone. What the fuck?
How how he's able to do this
Just within a month Jamal was charged with firearm possession without a license retail theft conspiracy and false
Identification outside of Walmart. He was convicted sentenced to one year of probation and became ineligible to possess firearms despite the firearms ban
Jamal and an accomplice allegedly knocked a woman unconscious held a gun to her head and fired three shots when her husband arrived
That case led to a search of Jamal's parents home where officers uncovered an AR-15 style
What?
Multiple handguns and a 50 round drum magazine all of which were allegedly unsecured in a home with children for that case
He pleaded to one firearm possession charge and received a two-year prison sentence with probation
Which he violated in 2019 by possessing a firearm in marijuana adding two more years to probation by the time of the crumble cookie robbery
Jamal seems to have completed his previous sentences.
Yo, all this shit.
The rump crumble cookie, dude.
Oh, this rope.
And then he shoots a cop.
Why would he...
I mean, he just ruined his life doing that.
He's gotta be...
He's gotta be immediately ill or just completely on drugs, right?
There's no way.
However, according to the US Attorney's Office, investigators later linked him to multiple violent armed robberies and carjackings over the prior year.
These incidents were processed simultaneously, resulting in a total of 18 counts between federal and state courts.
Charges included attempted homicide, assault of a law enforcement officer, aggravated assault, and multiple firearm charges.
So this guy is basically an example of someone who's not fit to exist within our society, right? Let's not get me twisted.
You can't LC++ this guy. He clearly does not give a fuck about any of the rules whatsoever
And he's just running amok just fucking with everyone and everything just like unhinged
over and over and over again repeatedly
This this is this is correct. It's not like a one-off thing or like a stupid mistake
This is like not repeated behavior over and over and over again
And it's like yeah, what do you do with it a dude like this? Like you can't you can't just put him out
You can't just put them out again then then you put them in jail and you can just just wasting resources
It's just where to go they need to make an island dude
Why have we not made this yet?
Like for people who I just did a brick and you're just not never gonna finish this society like ever and they're just cooked
Right, right, we just get an island that's like blocked in
Right, we have like big walls surrounding it
And we just put them as a whole and we just let them do their own thing
We just let them do their own thing
And then you know you put video cameras around you just view record it so then you can watch the battle royale
You know I'm saying like holy fuck when is that happening, bro?
At least two of Jamal's charges assault of a law enforcement officer and attempted homicide were handled in Pennsylvania courts
And were processed first
himself claiming mistaken identity and challenging sergeant McDonald's ability to identify him at
night he later exited the courtroom during McDonald's testimony reportedly flipping off McDonald and
other officers as he left for his case in Pennsylvania courts Jamal was convicted and sentenced
to a total of 35 to 70 years in prison in Pennsylvania's ranged sentencing system request for
parole is it it's not just instantly life forever to me it's like he's putting prison for
forever until we at such a time that we develop a technology that is able to fix him
Like it can go into his brain and remove all the defective parts, right?
They can just permanent he is he's literally just in jail forever and tell there's a technology that's got into your brain and just like
Just fixes it bang
Otherwise, he's just stays in jail forever
Or we put him on the island to PvP possible after the minimum number of years right in this case
However, his sentence does not include his potential convictions from his federal charges if federally convicted
If he wants to play he's basically going and PVPing people right who are not consenting
He's like going into a PVP
It's like going into a PvE server and then PVPing people like you're hacking and then you're just PVPing them
And they're like they're just trying to like sell cookies and this goes out here
What the fuck give me a fucking cookies bitch, and then he just starts shooting cops and stuff
You know what I'm saying? So at that point he's put the scalamodion on his head
Right and they put him on Ireland and then in PvP the other guys who are also conceding to PvP
hang and
You know that's that's this is the solution right here
Minimum of 63 years in prison the outcome of his federal case is not yet available
We follow thanks God. He didn't actually kill that cop by the way like holy. We're not thank God, but thank thank
Good RNG that he just happened to only hit him in the fucking thigh in the elbow because of that I think about it
Think about the trajectory of when you aim, like this is we're talking like half a centimeter or even less right and hand movement
And that would go from your elbow to his heart, right?
He just got lucky. He's for more than two years and it's the first time we've ever obtained footage from Pennsylvania
Getting cases like this cost several thousand dollars to our subscribers and paying members. Thank you for making this possible
That cop that cop of lucky as fuck. He's very lucky guy very lucky guy. I don't we W cup
very very pocky's my dog is Jesus freaks and chant you know thank Mohammed bro
shout out to Mohammed for protecting that police over the room shout out to
a fucking Krishna shout out to fucking ISIS that I'm talking about the
I the Egyptian I says by the way chat to be clear like the the the fertility guys
Don't terrorists
She fertility or something was she
All right ban for default lunch dude you guys freak me out that I show my scrote dude cuz legit
I'm wearing my I'd like to have very specific pairs of pants I'm gonna wear and I'm like down to just the last few and
Yeah, my scrote for sure. It's like
Definitely you can that's chicken come out, bro
That's you can drop out. I'm going no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
I want you to do me a video of that
System that cage one. This is a new trailer or what one day ago
Every mystery forms a complex web
I pull the right strand and it's a straight line to the answer.
Universe trends to peace order.
Yup, Stu.
All you can do is fight to keep the chaos from your door.
I came here to offer a new job.
My friend disappeared.
You haven't done as much to go on.
What can I say? The world's a dangerous place.
I think you're right for the new metal.
This has been in a hole ever since we were young.
I want to practice this way of saying it skills.
We're chasing ghosts.
Maybe we can be along together.
But this is still a chance to put that shovel down.
So what are you waiting for?
Then to best not live.
This looks like a cameo, like a fight trailer.
This is hard.
You better not let me deal with them.
Because I'm not done with you.
I'm just a member of your team.
You're the best, so I'm down.
Come on.
I'm down.
I'm down.
You're my favorite.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm down.
It's not coming.
I'm in.
I'm down.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm down.
I'm in.
I'm in.
I'm in.
This is not AI!
Well, that's now.
Yeah, sorry, sorry, it sounds crazy, I know.
You watching the color though?
Eugh, color.
Eugh, I don't know what's in a black and white.
It's way better with just black and white than fucking with color.
6 hours 51 minutes of good takes boys. Hold on to your scrotums.
Eeehhh, Keller.
I think he just really needed to take a shit.
Squinton has a Hobbit paratrooper.
Let's play a HC trade with Chat, D4 bad.
Tom Scott released a video on paragliding. Chat now is an expert on the topic.
Squinton, we're out here trimming and spinning on the air currents and shit.
Hee hee.
Holy shit, prime.
Cockass ten years following this kiwi cunt.
Bro.
12 years of this fat bozo, 10 tenths subbers
What are you talking about, Thomas Scott?
3.5 year Batch Wahoo, Grats on the 10th of October Quinn, hope you enjoy D4 later
What's going on? This way? This is an altimeter
Yo
This is measuring air pressure and it can tell you how close you are to hitting the ground
Here for D4 good
Cause I'm a fucking egg skydiver you bitch ass
Disgusting how long I've been subbed to you
I'm gonna resume skydiving
I was just going out for a walk stretch in my legs. They got the wrong fucking guy no cap
This is some type-ass shit dog for real for real Jamal out
I'm a freaking cat to hold the show on the bus. I see you by child
Now, here.
Okay, I don't know.
I'm looking at the images.
No, can we close that off?
Just trying to get there.
Just covering like the information that's like, uh, sus.
Yeah, whatever dude.
That's good to me.
Why, why do you think?
Why do you think chat?
Why do you think?
Bitch ass is ready. Oh, I can show you the numbers and shit. It's it's this is written so legit. It's it's it's
It's not a fight
And so I just have that lying around oh, yeah, I just got that lying around yeah
I just got my fucking parachuting license lying around I
Literally have a parachute in license you stupid ass bitch. This is a BB gun jet
It's a BB gun. Holy fuck.
Guys, I've jumped out of airplane many many many times.
More times than you've had hot dinners.
Okay, it's not a big deal.
It sounds like it's a big deal but legit once you've done it, once you've done it like 20 times three times it becomes me
And then once you've done it a hundred times it's like I want you to do it 200 times you're like yikes
It's literally just going for a walk
Now do you know what I want this guy having today it would be a bit I'll be like cool
Like when I did my bungee jump on stream that definitely was like
I had like a century overload moment when I was jumping off
For sure that's that that was that again body jumping
I think it's a little bit more spooky this guy don't think I feel like could you see the ground when you're jumping?
So what you're saying is why would you have a fake license laying around that's stupid
But you have a fake gun laying around and touch at you morons dot makes perfect
I'm gonna be the gun that I shot cars with this is the gun that I shot cars with on the fucking highway
That shit has probably expired.
It's- it's a-
When was the last time you even used that thing?
More than ten years.
I'm sure you have to blow the dust off the card.
Anyways, happy twenty-two months' cheer.
More than ten years is the oldest fuck.
It's- it's this- it wasn't even-
It's legit broken.
The little firing pin thing is like...
stuck.
It doesn't even work anymore.
It feels really good. It's metal though.
It feels really nice.
It's really nice and heavy.
it's like a nice like it's satisfying one's vectorio you'll see I don't know
that sounds bad Russian parachute fail that's like the guy will just die in the
video right the guy will just die in the video
I'm watching in Russian space jumping like it was like a Russian base
jumping fail and like six guys just jumped to the death was awful he failed
yeah I mean it was not good it was bad it was a whole but it was a whole team
They jumped off and there's a massive big drop in it. Yep. I don't know. I don't know how the fuck works
They jumped off and then we'll just hit the clip died
awful
awful
This is the cat video that I wanted to watch the other day that he's been shown to me like a million times
I never watched okay. We'll watch this and then we're gonna play video game. I think oh
Dude a realistic weekend of a single in looking China. Okay. I'm gonna watch that first
Today, I want to show you what typical weekend looks like for an ordinary Chinese person.
No fancy trips, no grand plans, just the most normal carol and real-day life.
Honestly, it's so automated here that I could properly go the whole day without speaking
a single word to another human.
Huh?
Huh?
The fuck you let's ass with why the fuck you getting up at fucking 12?
What the fuck you getting up at 12? Jesus Christ you slacker. Fucking lady bones over here.
Holy fuck.
If you ain't up by at least, I mean, 7am, you're subhuman unless you're working like a shift worker.
Okay, if your job is literally at night time of course, fair enough. Of course.
If your job is at night, you've got a reason.
Or if you're studying for whatever reason the place you study is at night, fair enough.
But a shoot, I mean, dude, otherwise what are we doing?
I'm gonna sleep at 7am.
Dude, I don't understand, Vuv, how the fuck, you live in New Zealand and you watch my stream like every day.
And I think to myself, like how the fuck does he watch my stream at 5am and shit?
Wait, you're actually only a bit at 7am. That cannot be good for your fucking health, bro.
You go to bed at 7am.
Then we just you that is real bad that is real bad
That's real bad
And if you're if you're gonna get at 7 a.m. That is like the worst time
They're gonna be because then you're missing out the most because she's sunlight bro
I guess wait wait so I'm gonna be at 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2
3g wait so you get like two hours sunlight in the morning. Oh
He's depressed. Okay, well if you're depressed and there isn't you go to bed at 7, well guess what?
I would surmise that actually it's causative. You wouldn't be as depressed if you woke up and got sunlight in the day.
And then you would lock in. I woke up at 6,000 wikis fine. Jesus Christ.
Now I'm getting ready to go to the mall to grab some food.
I'll take my package, it's done with me on the way.
These are my down jacket, I can assure you that
I wore what I told you North and China last month.
They are way too thin for my washing machine.
So I just bought a-
Thank God for the subtitles.
Don't waste always on my phone
to have someone wash them for me.
I need to load them in my personal lobby.
A courier picks them up and they'll be delivered back clean.
The total cost for both is $139.
All right, meet my ride.
This is my electric scooter.
We usually call it a little electric donkey.
Okay.
In Shenzhen, this is probably the most
efficient way to get around short distances.
Yo, what the fuck is going on?
What if you're walking here? What the fuck if you're walking here bro?
I know what to walk about, it's on the electric scooters eh?
It's only March, but it's already 26 degrees Celsius in Shenzhen.
The bad thing about scooters is that parking is built.
You can basically squeeze it anywhere there's a tiny spot.
What about this guy in front of you? What about them?
The fuck?
I usually eat at most because they are basically food-cooked outdoors.
Almost everyone has two in half of a static day to cook.
From snacks to food meals with dozens of options.
Today I'm having the self-service hot pot.
First, I scan QR codes to choose my soup base on order B.
If I want anything else, I just grab it from the security tutorial.
What? How much can you grab?
How much can you grab?
Oh, this shit looks healthy as fuck, by the way.
Can I just, like...
Like, what?
You can also use it in the drawer.
Tropsticks, napkins, hair ties, and aprons.
There's a lot of plastic and waste products going on here.
What the hell is the hittite? Wait, the hittite's...
He has some complete food.
What, you really eat that?
You got all here is sauce, Stager.
Where you can make your own dipping sauce.
And there's also whipped cream cheese and dessert.
Okay, that's a little less healthy now.
Yeah, this is a little less healthy.
I know you have that vibe.
How... how rich is she, bro?
How rich is she? She wakes up at noon...
fucking pigs out at this place with like 15 bowls and then gets an uber eats at the same time oh my god, bro
You don't have to collect here, so I ordered you some that you react
These candles that hopefully it's perfect for you. That's right. They're very
This is the kind of shit. Abby buys by the way. She buys them shit
But there's like a straw you get like fucking aggressively like you're like fucking
It's some weird fucking juice like bubbles in it and shit like fucking weird shit, and it costs like $12
Yeah, this is a classic every
What is that what what is that she put in that what fuck was that she just put in there?
The what what was that?
That I stuff
what he's putting plastic strips into it food shoot like what is it's in
testines it's microplastics pig for skin
You mean everybody doesn't like freezer bone and rice, chicken, broccoli?
To a meeting.
If I want to, I could go in holiday without speaking a single word and still got everything
I need.
I see someone asking the comments.
Does that feel lonely?
Actually, most of us are afraid.
Compared to chicken and spring rolls, we prefer beer alone.
We don't really have a single order.
Compared to Shizu's screen drops, we prefer to be alone.
We don't really have a small talk culture here.
I didn't even know what small talk was until I went to New Zealand last year.
Yo, she went to New Zealand and she found out about small talk.
Oh, hey bro, how you doing?
Oh, check us.
You know what is kind of nice, hey?
China is so poor that we've got a life of only a few fancy or personal space.
What do you think about it?
When it's time to pay a press this button on the table and the stuff will come from my face
Boji has to wear that fucking like sash thing with the fucking scanner. What is this?
This is unhinged. This is unhinged. You look at that fucking smartwatch with the smartphone though
Wait eight bucks only
Dog if you got a male like that in New Zealand, that's legit $35 minimum
35 minimum you took a $35. Oh
My like it's legit 30 that would be
Minimum $35 and now ends it. I'm talking about NZD 35
In the D to USD that is whatever this is 20. It'll be 20 United States sellers and
And now but you're probably there's no good. It's worth it. You like five ball. You get all like a place
They go to like a
Restaurant that does like, you know Japanese cuisine and I got like a steak with some shit that that's like 45 bucks
Japanese steak restaurant
It's good as fuck
He's hot pot of mills
Sup biscuit head you really know a lot about small talk, huh?
Yeah, you do because you're small as fuck and you don't stop being
Yepping you know, so I'm yepping. Okay, cool. Thank you. Thank you. I actually am the opposite
Smiley cuz I actually relate to her. I am the opposite of a small talk Andy
I liked when I'm communicating with someone there's usually a purpose
You know, there's a transaction or I need to communicate some information or notify someone about something or I need to find out about something, something like that, right?
I usually don't just randomly talk for no reason, but if someone small talks to me, I'll small talk back.
I will definitely small talk back, but I must admit, when I'm on the dick, and there's jappin' and sesame about just constantly doing jokes and doing all sorts of things,
and I'm just sitting there like this.
I just sit there drilling, just drilling.
And then if they talk to me, I'll talk to Jack,
but otherwise, yeah, I just drilled the dick.
After eating, I'm just wondering around the mall.
You shouldn't hang out in the mall,
it's one of the top ways to spend our time.
Hanging out in the mall, dude, that's,
I don't know what it is, but I'm like going there,
but like dude, your fucking feet start hurting
and your legs starting and you're just like,
Fuck what the fuck am I even looking at anymore? I've done that. I do that when my kids sometimes when we go to look at big city
We'll just spend like two hours in the mall to come like walking around. It's looking at shit
But I must admit it always ends in like okay. Fuck this. Let's find a place to sit down and then they get food
Big city
Big city a big city chat and they're big we're in a big city. We're in Wellington or we're in Auckland
We go to a mall
Although I've when I say I'm all it'd be like Ikea and then Abby's just looking at shit
I'm just trying to control the kids as they go around like just terrorizing the shop
Basically Chad what the way my life is Abby just wants to do stuff and I'll just do whatever she wants to do
And then I just like have to you know, like look after kids the whole time. That's pretty much what what it is
and when I'm not streaming I'm just doing whatever everyone's
that's it that's it my life
a wobber jack gift to the tier one sub to my tier they have given eight gift
subs in the channel it gives me content though
okay because it's like I otherwise i would just sit around doing fuck all
Right? It's put like, you know, it gives me something to do because like there's like a mission. There's a new quest.
All right. Everyone wants to build a deck now. So we're going to do all this little bullshit. Everyone wants this thing now.
So that's like, you know, she's creating quests and I want to complete the quests.
Like that's pretty much what she's doing. She's like a quest giver that has unlimited quests.
Um, you know, and you got dailies and then you got like the weekly ones and you get the big epic quests.
So for example, the deck is an epic quest for sure. Holy fuck. It's looking nice as fuck.
I would say to pet you guys if you wouldn't dog man they just look so good
A random event is when heavy ticks me in the middle of my stream and I have to go do something weird
Oh my god, I get to consume my products. Oh, this is so good
Yeah, become a part of a community get some social interaction going on get a hot panda and raise some kids
Shit here is dystopian as fuck to me like these whatever you want to call these these infinite claw machines
It's just a it's this is literally what I said. What do you see a chat?
Do you see like a Poggy's place to chill or do you just see what the rally is?
fun, hell, it's a fucking casino chat for like, Disney adults
and kids love it though by the way, I had to like pull my kids away from the shit, cause they see bright light, shiny stuff and they're like
I wanna go in daddy, please, can I go in, please, please, I'm like those are the scam machines, no
dude and there's like 500 songs playing from each machine and they'll overlap and it's like this sensory overload
Oh
She woke up at noon to just walk around and eat ice cream and food and just do nothing like what
This is smart street cash out the right next to the mall. It's my favorite way to relax
First I scan her to enter the first door
Then I put on show colors and sanitize my hands before going through the second door.
Those cats are stuck in there?
Bro, you didn't smell like giga cat, you had a what?
But people watch you as you pet the cat.
People?
Oh.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Holy fucking mess.
I smell like a cat shit in there.
Ah, yuck.
Like...
What the fuck is she doing?
Because about $1.50 for 30 minutes.
All the cats will be rescued from the street.
rescue you can also best next to say the cat but for 50 reasons outside food isn't allowed
there will be a new turn and if you like one you can't adopt it that's good
and the fact that you're gonna adopt it okay the fact you're gonna adopt it is pretty cool
my phone is about to die so i need to re-supply back i know that i just monetizing the cats is
Like I put them in a prison forever and that that's it bro
They they're rescued off the street and then they just monetize them like little like street cat hookers
But actually the fact you can adopt the cats
Actually, it's kind of like an ad that for the cats and then if the cats nice enough I guess adopted and they can get a bit of life
Yeah
You go to think well, I'm saying if there was just an it was just an infinite prison
They just sit there and it's just like they're using them to farm money, right?
That's effective what they aren't like they're doing a cat
It's the equivalent of a pole dancing lady except it's the catchers rubbing up against your leg
You know, it's not sexual obviously Chad. I'm just saying it's they're just selling the cats bodies for money
Okay, why are you guys sick like this and making it weird?
I return it and you saw later in China share problems are everywhere you can find this in almost every store in China
So basically we never worry about our phones running out of battery
That's crazy
Dude they're living in the future. What that's fucking sick
What see I feel like you have that in anywhere else motherfuckers just could just steal them I
Guess I've got like a they probably have to GPS thing and like
Embedded with the battery so if you and if you try to tamper with it it like fucking ruins the battery or something
Or maybe it's dragon
When's that valve steam machine coming out? I want to buy one
When I was born I would feel like the day was almost over by APM
But in China APM feels like the day has just begun the streets are buzzing for fresh ones for stores
And people going out to eat and have health.
She woke up at 12 in the noon.
We get 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.
She must go to bed.
It's literally 7 a.m.
Wait, what? No.
11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4.
Oh, she goes to bed at 4 a.m.
So she's going to bed at 4 a.m. to wake up at noon.
Go back. What happened?
and people play out to eat and how it really did really did really
in China what practice practice this is fucking weird I must admit this is kind
of crazy this is kind of crazy like what it's like bright in the middle of
night and they never just out there's like a million people out most of us the
data doesn't truly begin until we come out the only time they truly belongs to
us what they'd seen kids at the playground is nuts
kids go to bed at 6 30 in the afternoon at night bro six yeah the kids go to
If you've got a kid, all these kids are like most kids.
That kid's like three, that kid's like four.
We've got all these kids under there to five.
Bro, normal kids that are four years old, for example,
go to bed at 6.30 p.m., seven.
They're not four.
Okay, the ones that look like they're four, bro.
That older kid's going to bed at seven, seven, 30.
But you understand jet. Do you know that kids have to sleep right you understand that the younger they are the mother sleep
They literally sleep for 12 hours
You know, they literally sleep for 12 hours, right?
They legitimately see for do you know anything about kids jet? I mean we are fucking four kids, but yes
Okay, there is no play park in New Zealand looks anything like this at night
Ain't no fucking ain't no play park
Ain't no play box
I haven't been to all the play box, but I've never I'm legit. Yeah, it's it's it's ass. Well, no, it's cuz kids. Okay, how
Long should four year old sleep
Sleep ten to fourteen hours aka twelve hours bro twelve hours
What about five year old and that's gonna be lower
5 year old, uh, wait, wait, wait, 5 year old, I mean, fuck, no, fuck, 10 to 15, 5 year olds,
3 to 5 year olds, 10 to 13 hours, 6 to 13 year olds, 9 to 12 hours chat, 9 to 12 hours,
okay, do you understand?
So you understand what that means, right?
If they want to get up at 7, they need to be going a bit at 7.
Like legit if they want to if you want to get them up for school like a at seven they need to go a bit at seven
So you can't be out at eight
And click no kids don't fucking nap when they're fucking five, bro. They drop their nap once a three you dumbass bitch
They drop their nap once they three bro. Do you have a single parent and chat?
Do we have a single parent in the chat?
Bro, it is if you could if you got a child out
Okay, you got a child out past fucking
8 o'clock at night, bro. You're unhinged and
You're depriving your kid of sleep and that's why your kids acting like a little bitch
Dude if my kids only gets 11 hours of sleep holy shit
Like a lamb to get 11 hours sleep. Oh my god, you want a brother start crying over anything
They start fucking rage each other. Holy fuck
Bro
It's bad. Okay. Now if they waking up at this school starts like 10 a.m. Well, then you can go to bed at 10
It's on boy true
I
Feel like this is Elizabeth says more about like the social aspect of interacting with other humans, which I think is good, right?
But also there are a lot of young people find it a bit annoying because the music
I mean, they're looking at you do fitness. They should yeah resistance training make let's go really loud
For dinner I plan to eat at the NETMARKHACE. NETMARKHACE are four full stores with all kinds of delicious snacks.
And I can try a little bit of everything.
That doesn't look nice as fuck.
Nothing like that.
Dude, do you reckon like fucking some of the best food ever is getting made it like one
of the best chefs ever is just like a random street vendor.
There must be right there must be like a crack just he's untapped potential could be a Michelin
star chef and he's just like a random dude on a street.
I wonder why they don't do spotters like they just go around and they just like look
look at people cooking food and try to find some guy and then taste their food and see
if like, like a guy goes around looking for like a talent for like sports, except for
chefs.
In China, I never cook for myself. For a single person, eating out of the ordinary
It's open cheaper and way more convenient, nearly between $2 to $5 per person.
But of course families are more likely to call Caiho.
I actually consider renting an apartment in this area, but I often see in this.
Is this always caught, by the way? Whenever someone says like,
It's cheaper to buy McDonald's. It's cheaper than it never is.
They're always foolish. That's somehow caught.
Like if you actually buy in bulk and you just buy raw ingredients. Nah
Nope
Nope. No, no, no
No, dude rice. You could buy like fucking five kgs of rice
But some ridiculously cheap amount. So like you just buy a huge fucking bag of rice
Okay, Jimmy carries on that rice. Okay, and then you just buy chickens. You just buy you can pull off buy full-on
chickens
So cheap
So cheap or you just buy chicken and they always say like I'd so much it's it's way too
It's because they just look at this one meal
But actually no you look at the ingredients you can buy and how many meals you can make out of it ain't no way
I ain't no way you broke into equals China. No, no, no anywhere. I don't see anywhere with it
It doesn't make sense, right? Think about this check. If you did human labor involved to create the food
right you can basically you're paying for that labor you're paying for that
convenience you buy the raw ingredients you have to do yes you have to do extra
labor now if you if you've got a job but you need to work 12 hours a day or
13 hours a day right and you haven't got time to do the labor fair enough then
order that get the past food right get the fast food but if you if you have
the time and you want to I mean just create your own food and it's gonna
be cheaper and it's gonna be better for you.
It's because this is hard cope, bro.
Hard cope.
Hard cope.
I bet you she can buy fucking rice and meat
and make her own food cheaper.
Next market, I give up because if I live here,
I probably can 20 pounds in less than six months.
That's the apartment.
First, I have to park in the dump here.
Again, scan the QR code, pay and start traveling.
It costs about $5.00 RMB to fully charge it, and it can roll 80 kilometers.
Enough for me to use for two weeks.
My delivery also arrived.
Two massive buckets of dinky water for $38.00 RMB.
While I'm alone at home, I like watching TV while working on metal puzzles.
I had to cut each tiny piece from metal sheet,
and then assemble them together, then dump into 3D shapes.
Not everyone is autistic and wants to eat the same meal 40 times in a row in China you
can get a shitload of variety for cheap.
Please, Nathan.
Yeah, but don't lie to yourself and say cheap.
Don't lie to yourself and say cheap.
Like don't lie to yourself and say cheap.
Because no, it's not.
you by the whole it's not it is not it is not bro I bro and as long as you don't
go out and you're buying like oh only organic only from the free range if you
just buying normal just the cheap eggs the six me the fucking you get the five
kg of rice bag bro you it's gonna be half the price that you go from a
take out. It's going to be half the price. It's a brand variety. You can buy some rice,
buy some quinoa, buy a few different carbohydrate bases, you know, get some potatoes.
It takes 40 minutes, and I have 9 more to go. It's such a great way to kill time.
The official estimated build time is 45 hours, but I have had this puzzle open for 4 months.
I only finished a little bit of it, especially since I started making my YouTube videos.
I barely have any time to work on it.
I really don't know where I'll finish it.
I guess this is just having fun.
It's 3F.
I mean, I guess, are you having fun?
Is she having fun?
I mean, well, I mean, it's like, if she was building something functional, I would have done it.
Like, you know, if she's building a dick, I'm going to relate to it more.
Okay, well, there's a dick. You can stand on the dick.
The dick is the purpose of functioning.
Like, it's just to look at, right?
But I'm not an art appreciator that much.
I'm not an art appreciator. I just don't appreciate art that much.
You know, that's what it is.
Now, time to take shower and go to bed.
One of the biggest downsides of living in China is
It's really hard to maintain a healthy sleep schedule, especially for people walking in the city.
If you go to bed early at night, that's already considered.
I'm a very big fan here, no shit things.
Love you less than three.
My man.
Walking in the city.
If you go to bed early at night, that's already considered.
What are the aspects of changing daily life you want to see?
Let me know in the comments.
Not everyone lives in a place where their money is monop-
Well, do you know how you fucking maintain this fucking schedule?
You just go to fuck a bed at the same time!
Every night!
That's how you maintain a schedule!
Holy fuck!
You know how to maintain a schedule?
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?
Just go to bed at the same time!
Go to bed at the same time!
Dude, that's not what it...
Bro, I'm going to bed.
It's boiling scorching hot in my couch head. I'm sweating. I'm fucked uncomfortable
There's light bleeding in for winter. I go to bed
It doesn't matter bro. There's fucking trees falling in the couch head. It's pissing down with the rain
It's possible
On the roof go to bed anyway
You just go to bed. You just sleep
You just fucking do that the possum it do this so annoying
She needs to lock in.
Excited, excited.
I must admit, when I made that positive noise, Jen, you know that thing that dangles?
What's that thing called?
You throw the dangles?
That dangling motherfucker.
I just slammed it real hard.
It's just kind of, I don't know if I ripped it a bit.
Oh, wow.
Derives on steam May 4th to May the 4th be with you
Holy dude
Holy
149 dollars
Excited to announce valve. Oh my god
May has three letters half-life three confirmed
Mmm
Should I buy one chair?
Can I can I buy one as that work?
How does it look?
Steam frame steam controller
Which list keep you can't buy it yet why because I want to buy this I'm gonna get a steam machine. This is gonna use
I'm gonna use to just tell me whenever that shit's coming out. I should get by one
I'm gonna chat. I'm getting a steam machine for the kids and that's what that's what they're gonna be their console
Jackass 20 play bass and last 2026 movie official trailer
Reminder the stunts in this movie will perform by professionals. It's a remake
You're not a tip, any of this country you've just seen.
Oh, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Oh, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Oh, I'm Johnny Knoxville!
Welcome to SAC!
Welcome to the first day of our last film.
What are you feeling?
Uh, I'm sad.
Does it make you sad, Chris?
No, I'm not in touch with my emotions.
I would like to introduce you to our new cast member, Larry!
Oh my gosh, he got you!
Give me a brick in your hand so I can throw it on Larry.
Bro, they're giving them brain damage and they owe this fuck.
And he's already got so much brain damage that Steve O'Guy.
You can barely speak.
25 years and we haven't learned a goddamn thing.
If someone don't get these shotcalls for your penis,
Boopy said he wants to try it.
Hi, I'm-
You're taking it to a whole other level.
Yep.
Look pretty happy about it.
If it gonna be done, it gotta be done.
That's fine.
This is the escape room from hell. Start the game!
That's a coconut. That isn't a coconut bulltuljit. Is that a glauacola? What is that?
I think we're moving to the next room!
Take the ton of beat down, you gotta beat down!
Let's go. Sorry.
You got it in the stomach, pretty good.
We are going to be making history today with the first robot rosset exam.
This little jackass looks like he had 50.
You see the finger on that thing?
This is fucking with the nuts and the ass constantly bro.
This is going to be crazy.
That's not a finger.
It's a claw.
It's a claw!
Let's let it rip, baby!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
What's that, actually?
Oh, no!
Oh, that guy's missing!
That other guy's missing!
The dude's missing.
The guy who's like a dry-air guy,
like, beats his fat dad up.
It's not there.
Yeah, what the hell?
Oh, he did.
He died?
Oh, shit, he died.
uh... that's why he's not there
but he's not dead, oh he's not dead
but I thought it was a big drama, wasn't it? a big drama between them?
there's a big drama between the band guy and like, they tried to like
intervene like fifteen times, right?
they tried to intervene and like get him off drugs a bunch of times but he
kept like getting schizo
uh... just fuck this cap, the cap videos fuck it
uh... fuck the cap guy
uh...
Guy loves kneecaps hilarious troll. I'm not looking at the fuck that shit is it? Oh, yeah guys. I think we're caught up
I think it's time to log in
I think it's time to log in. Oh, there's a devil tweet to the devil tweet
hatred takes forms
Takes informant. Okay. Hatred takes form in reward
Hatred takes form in reward the skies
Okay, it's a really weird sentence
In collaboration with corn. Okay corn. I like some corn songs
I like some corn songs to send into the nightmare of Mephisto where devotion twists into destruction the line
between savior and demon is consumed
From the shadow of accurate he rises reborn and carnage Diablo for Lord of Hattra available today. Okay. What's this?
This is more like on-ranked.
I'm not ready to go
There's nothing in the middle
I ain't gonna let you go
I'm a traitor
I'm easily the one that's saved
And I can't walk back and slay
Maybe take me away
Just hold me tight
This is way better than fucking milky team.
I mean this is not bad!
And I want the bad guys to be where they may take me on the way
Like if I was just playing in the background, I wouldn't be. I would not skip it.
Oh, he did it again, Riposo!
Oh, shit!
Oh, damn!
Where was this?
Where's the cinematic like this?
Give me one of those! Holy shit!
you
you
you
you
you
You
Is he speaking Korean right now or is he English?
Both?
I'm not sure.
Basically Jett, um...
Basically, this was just question mark question mark question mark, right?
Whereas corn is literally so do you know why corn check who knows why corn is actually relevant to Diablo who knows
There's actually corn and Diablo
Inextric, they're linked right they're intrinsically linked
corn actually made
D2
If you don't know this who like who knows why?
Yeah, so you don't know you don't know
You don't know Chad doesn't know chat yet guy. No one's no one's saying it. No one's saying it David Brevick
Yes, so David Brevick said he played corn's
Album I kind of which one it was it was the one where it's like this they're like
I
Don't I try to say the songs, you know, I just hot they've really corn is a very unique sound and he had that shit on repeat
Going like 13 hour days coding bro raw dog in corn just corn looping
You didn't know about that
Maybe we can find it David
ribbick
corn
Maybe there's maybe there's a oh no, it's not
Are you had to find that you had to find the part of the fucking you had to find the part of the interview
You had to find it's very nice very nice guys. It's a real
It's a real
Someone it's a lunch. Okay, which which is
Someone find the interview don't now he looped it. He looped it, bro
Was it something good
It's not a fake story.
Corn literally made D2.
Wait, can't you learn a jolly in this song?
Wait, what's the 9-inch nails?
I'm just trying to bring misinformation.
Corn literally made D2.
Well, yeah, you actually write at Modeming.internet.
you
you
you
you
you
I'm just putting information about that, which is cool.
But what I'm trying to say is this, 2235, that's too late now, it's 2235.
That's not it.
That's cool.
So while Diablo 2 was being developed, what non-game media, like films, movies, and
books or albums influenced the team? Oh there's a lot. You know there any kind of popular media
at the time definitely was a big inspiration but I can specifically remember things like,
so Matt Ullman the musician and my office we were always right near each other or whatever
And so I would listen to a lot of music when I'm coding.
And I also sing.
And we'd have the door open.
We'd be blasting music back and forth often.
And so I think that a lot of those kind of songs, especially
things like, you know, nine inch nails and stuff
that had a huge influence on kind of the mood and atmosphere
of what of what we were making and so uh i think it was it was there were horror movie
references and things like that that we that we kind of inspired us uh there are books that we
there it is there it is going back okay there it is guys there it is guys there it is guys there
guys let's look at our video game guys let's look at our video game anyway that's basically the
same thing they're basically the same people corn non-snales uh i mean interchangeable
Right interchangeable interchangeable, so technically corn did make it yellow, too
Diablo 4x back launch day is it still bad?
But
I
Then we're gonna log in
T4 practice T4 I'll go by this with a booty Joe
I mean, it wouldn't be bad to get my fucking vibes.
Wow, let me see here.
Think of the coop-play game.
We think, yeah, I
Be whores again chat we hit credits we hit credits of was again
I beat was again
The thing is it's not it's not like I have five hours right just think about a default launch you want to be on I
Could just log in a d4 and start getting lubed up for the expansion, right?
Okay, cuz I think it's like I don't think it's respectful to say this bar or even the vampire game
To play it with it with such a short window of time
I don't even need my keybind setup or anything, right?
Hey, starting anew game right now is sus as fuck, unless I play like a random ass game.
My code track gets in like a new zone in that Winmer's game, I guess.
Uh, so, we'll just ignore the game, it drops.
What the fuck is this? When is it coming out? I'll be excited for the news about it.
Is there a new game coming out?
One hour of playing this by is fine. You think Blaine's playing this by for a little bit and then logging in at 8.4?
You think that's the play? I mean I could just do good takes.
Hey there!
This video is a quick overview of what you'll find inside the Steam Controller box.
How to get started with it, and a quick look at some of the features.
First, let's open it up.
Inside, you'll find the all-new Steam Controller, the Steam Controller puck, which is both
a wireless receiver and charging system, a USB-A to USB-C cable, and an information
book.
The puck is the fastest, most reliable way to play wirelessly.
The easiest way to get playing is to connect the USB-C cable to your puck and then plug
the other end of the cable into your PC.
Steam does all the hard work to make sure your controller performs seamlessly when
playing your games.
Turn on the controller by pressing the Steam button.
It should be for kids.
The controller will automatically be connected wirelessly to your PC through the power
I'm going to get kids kids please solid white when connected this kind of bag
press the small controller again to bring up big picture mode a controller
focused steam interface if you have a steam deck this will look very familiar
also like the steam deck we will be adding improvements and features with
software updates make sure you install the newest firmware updates
especially when you first use the controller when installing updates the
puck will update first. Once that's done unplug the USB cable from your puck then plug the cable into
your... You're gonna say they're going big dick. They're going big dick on the big screen mode steam
shit because they're trying to make Valve's steam machine basically compete with consoles which
absolutely it can if they have like running on Linux you just plug it in and every steam game
works that's gonna pop off right because that's a fucking really competitive console right there.
your steam controller will start updating it's gonna pop out like yeah if they can get it down
on a reasonable price you can unplug the cable from your steam controller and plug it back into your
puck now go ahead and launch a game fucking fake game if the steam controller has all the normal
gamepad controls that you're familiar with including responsive longer-lasting next
generation magnetic thumbs it also has a bunch of great advanced inputs to help you make
the most of your gaming experience. Two trackpads that can be customized for all sorts of uses.
A gyro sensor, which allows you to control around cramble.
Four grip buttons, which can be toggled on or off and remapped to any functionality you'd
like.
And finally...
I feel like mastering this controller would be kind of good because some games you want
to have those extra key bones like separately bound. Well, you don't want to have
to like modify or input, you just want to discreetly press that button. But then
Maybe it might be annoying.
I'm gonna hold it, bro.
I'm gonna hold it, bro.
I'm gonna see what it's like to hold.
You know what I'm saying?
Two capacitive grip sensors on the handles
to detect when your fingers are on the grips.
Ooh, the track pads can be used in a variety of ways.
They can be used as a mouse substitute
to give you a more precise way
to aim and control the camera,
or a more intuitive way to play mouse-first games
like deck builders and 4X.
It can be used as a radial pop-up menu to give direct access to key inputs and fully
customizable for countless possibilities.
The capacitive grip sensors are a new kind of input to help improve gyro gameplay.
It works by sensing whether your hands are touching the grips on the controller.
If you extend your fingers away from the grip, the sensor will turn off.
The sensitivity is customizable as well, so you can configure it to be as responsive
as you'd like.
Gripping!
It can be used as a way to ratchet while using gyro, simply release your fingers to turn gyro off, and reset your position back to center.
In our gaming, we found that grip sense can be used for other things as well.
I must admit, my kids try and control this. They're doing this. They're playing this on a game and they're trying to turn their car and they're doing this shit.
They're like, fucking, they've got this shit twisted completely. So maybe it will be good.
will be good.
Example, it can be used to bring up a weapon wheel or a map in game with just the release
of a finger.
When you're finished, we made it super easy to charge back up.
Just set the controller over your puck and it'll snap into place.
That's it.
The next time you want to use your controller, just grab it off the puck and press the
steam button to get going.
To learn more about the steam controller and its endless configuration possibilities,
visit this link.
We're so excited for you to get your hands on this controller and start...
I want to know what the ergonomics are like, you know, what are the- I want to know what the ergonomics are like with this bitch.
Like,
Fuck, do I actually have to watch our Vtrend?
Little fuck, we got synchro- Linus tiktips, 20 minutes bro, fucking relax.
Fucking relax, 26 minutes, I mean his one's technically more succinct.
I'm more likely to click on the- I think- and this game is the next guy's a bit of a bozo, right?
Then he- wait, he did some bozo shit.
What did he do? He did some bozo shit recently.
Then a lot of takedips also did some bozo shit. So they're both bozos.
That chat, no, this guy, what did he do?
He saw it out. He was toy raging about some shit. I watched Dennis Rosman
video about this guy.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He did, did, I've seen the emails, I've seen the emails.
I've seen the emails bro.
Shit was pathetic, shit, his emails were pathetic,
they were pathetic bro, they were, yeah.
What's his name?
Lewis, Lewis Rosman, yeah that's it.
Gamers Nexus.
Uh, oh, yeah.
I would have watched this one here.
This is what I would have watched.
I would have watched this.
I would have watched this one here.
Yeah, so basically, he tried to call him out, but then the email, you didn't have to watch
the whole thing.
TLDI was, games next, this was a bit of a bozo, but then Lannister was also a bozo.
I'm going to watch Lannister's video chat, it's 20 minutes, it's 25 minutes, 27
minutes even.
My fellow gamers, we're drunk.
It was a bit of a bozo.
It was a bit of a bozo.
It was a bit of a bozo.
Nice.
For we have been gifted, come on.
Lewis Frazier's more of a bozo.
Everyone's a bit of a bozo.
All right, they're all a bit of a bozo.
OK, wait.
OK, can I?
Oh, dude, can I just, like, wait, wait, wait.
Can I just get, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, fuck.
Lewis Rosman
Gamers Nexus without watching it. Can I just get the till the hour of this fucking video chat?
Yeah, he pushed out how does fuck he pushed basically pushed he he was it the guys that's how there was a massive pussy dude
To rock go through the summary of this
Give me a one paragraph summary
Uh, Rosamund condemns honey as a scam that stole affiliate concreta's influence.
Lannis promoted pay the nature of lots of new place narratives, judge accountability,
should you blame tactics?
He criticizes Steve for accepting the premise of assholes by engaging on Lannis's terms
softening his journalism.
He basically spread fake news, but basically he's a pussy bitch.
See how the guy's a bit of a pussy bitch, from what I understand, he's a bit of a pussy
bitch.
That's all it matters.
He's a bit of a pussy bitch.
He's a bit of a pussy bitch.
Gamers, rejoice, for we have been gifted from on high the perfect device for PC gaming.
Well, on paper at least.
my hands on a few months ago. I have gotten some more intimate time with the Steam Controller
with all of its features, a launch date when you can finally get your hands on one, and
I've gotten a price. And I've got a lot of thoughts, especially on that last one. Some
of you won't care about them. The die-hard fans of the original Steam Controller who
have desperately waited over ten years for Valve to follow it up, you guys might as
will open your wallets now because the new steam controller it's the original but much much better for everyone else though
It's something of an enigma. It's a controller. It's a trackpad
It's it's a bridge between your traditional gaming battle station and your living room
And it's it's unlike anything else on the market up top is a standard
Symmetrical style layout with all of the buttons and sticks that you'd expect from a modern controller
plus a few extras that you might recognize from the Steam Deck that are going to help
you navigate SteamOS and Steam Big Picture.
Below that are the stars of the show, the multi-purpose trackpads.
More on those later.
First, I feel it's important to remind you guys how much of a controller review is
preference.
What's true for me?
Yeah, being a Steam Deck owner, I can tell you now those low trackpad things, they
seem like retarded or whatever, but actually they're kind of intuitive.
Like even when you're typing on the keyboard, you can have like, you lift them and
your right thumb and you can actually concurrently use both of them and like
you can be typing you like you like just move it to where it is in the keyboard
click move to where doesn't keep click and actually it's actually pretty good
it's like it no like that because it's not like a trackpad which you go right
you can imagine a trackpad normally you kind of go like this to move the
master list to right okay no that the position is relative when you're when
And your thumb is on the right hand side of the pad.
It means it's on the right side of the screen.
When it's on the left hand side of the pad, it's on the left hand side of the screen.
So you can immediately move the mouse to where you want it to go.
You don't have to like, do this shit.
For David, it might not be true for you.
With that said, then, the feel of the Steam Controller is, it's just okay.
The plastic of the body feels a little cheap compared to first-party offerings from, if I'm
being honest, all of the big three, and I think a lot of fingers are going to land on
top of some of these screw holes here on the bottom, which is kind of a surprising oversight
for a company that is normally so thoughtful in their hardware designs.
Or maybe it was thoughtful.
Maybe it was an intentional nod to repairability.
Valve has confirmed that they will continue their partnership with Vistro's and other
places with parts.
So kudos to both of them.
even if I do like our precision screwdriver set, just a little bit more, LTDstore.com.
What I can't make the same excuse for is the ergonomics.
While Valve did go to the effort to change the angle of the...
My audio engineer friend Michael, he has that LTD screwdriver,
and I didn't know it was a LTD screwdriver, and he was using it,
and he switched the bit out and he did some shit,
and I was like, whoa, that's a cool screwdriver.
And he's like, yeah, but line of stick tips.
I'm like, oh, shit, that's the one that I see on the TV show,
handle pieces here yeah actually I was complimenting his screwdriver because I'd
never seen it the borehead like all the bits inside the screwdriver that just
like popped in and then it fucking magnetized and it's like holy fuck dude
what the fuck my shit is so bad if I do this and he had the LTT screwdriver
they meant to be held in a in a wider stance I found that for my preferences
they didn't go quite far enough and it feels more like holding an 8-bit
dough controller compared to an Xbox controller I also found that the
The thumbsticks were a bit of a far reach for those of us with smaller paws, and if you
like to flat thumb them, their positioning increases the chance of thumb-kissing.
With all of that said, all of my complaints so far are pre-minor.
And in terms of the thumbstick feel, the Steam Controller is both good and well-featured.
I'd say the closest non-valve analog, pun intended, would be the Xbox Controller with
It's similar raised textured edges and flat smooth middle that makes it easy to both landmark your position and maintain traction as you're moving around.
And the Steam Controller has an extra party trick with capacitive sensors in both tops that can activate or deactivate six-axis motion controls.
The best thing about the Joysticks though is actually under the surface.
We'll talk about that a little bit later.
First, the face buttons feel pretty close to what we've come to expect from an Xbox controller.
The shit reminds me of the old Xbox controllers, but like they just need the big circular X in the middle
That's what that those buttons like the shiny the shininess of them and the roundness of them
It looks like kind of old
Soft which is not bad, but I love those big fat those big fat boys and hey if you game late at night
You might like this quiet rubber membrane
But the way less clicky bumper might actually appeal more to PlayStation gamers. I'm personally not a big fan
Moving on to the triggers, the spring gives them adequate resistance, but they have neither
the rumble from the Xbox side nor the adaptive resistance of the DualSense.
On top of that, they don't have a toggle between short and long travel, and they don't even
have the two-stage activation of the original Steam controller, which is going to be a real
disappointment for its dozens of users.
What won't be, though, is the tactility of the four paddle buttons on the back.
They're a kick-toe.
These are great.
Ooh.
To be truthful, I'm too old school to use them in most games.
But when I do need them, boy do I ever need them, and I'm stoked that Valve is pushing this feature to be the norm for mainstream controllers.
I must admit, I got the Xbox Elite, and I was so happy about these fucking buttons, these configurable buttons I could use on the side.
And then it turned out the Xbox Elite controller was bugged and it randomly bugs out and you press jump and it doesn't jump or roll.
Imagine playing Dark Souls and you're trying to roll and it doesn't roll.
I'm playable literal bulk shit, but I could only imagine how potent it would have been if I could have had those key points. Oh
My god. Yeah, they spoke to lead this dog shit fucking design. It's broken my one. I bought it
It's just randomly doesn't work the button you put in your prison just the right spot for easy access
Which does mean you'll get the occasional accident will press while you get used to them
But they're just stiff enough that with a bit of practice
You'll be able to press them intentionally without it interfering with your ability to hold onto the grip
Ooh, speaking of the grip, sensors inside it are actually another way to activate the
six-axis gyroscope inside.
That has traditionally taken a very open approach to how you can use their hardware.
And with the Steam Controller and Steam Input, you can configure pretty much any control
schema that you'd like, even in games that don't natively support remapping.
And if you don't feel like doing all that work, you can even use community configurations.
That's cool.
gyro a man that's got like the community features fucking badass like the fact
that you some other guy can artistically rebind shit to the best thing and then
people can up vote and down vote the best configurations and then you just like
click bang and you just get it and it's set up oh that's like that's like when
community becomes a power it's like that you get to utilize hundreds of
people's like effort and time and you just press like two clicks and then you
just get it's like you just spent hours and hours converting your controller
To make it perfect touch a game changer for old-school
So what mouse guys like me and the flexibility to activate it either like this or like this it's just
Incredible yeah, you've used a metacompeg, but then you edit the compeg and change whatever keep on you want to change
You want to change your keep on it's fucking good
Since we're back here though
This is be a perfect time to talk about the charging pins that connect to the included wireless 2.4 gigahertz
This is a major highlight for me of this team controller.
This is exactly the kind of thoughtfulness that I love to see from Valve.
Why not make your wireless dongle also the charging dock?
No more unplugging and plugging in a Type-C cable constantly, which should help save on
wear and tear on the controller's port.
And literally every device that I bought my kids, the point of failure is the USB-C
port getting ripped.
So this is insane.
Simple.
You just plug in the included type A to type C cable, actually a pretty nice feeling quality.
It's a really similar sleeve to what we have in our TrueSpec cables.
Then you attach it using a magnet, press the steam button on your controller, and away you
go!
It even supports wireless firmware updates and up to four steam controllers paired to
a single-plot, meaning that you can use the extra ones that come with all of your
out of controllers to connect to additional PCs or to set up charging in convenient multiple
locations.
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down below. Now there was a major claim that we made before that has since gone
completely unaddressed that the Steam Controller would bridge controller and
desktop gaming. Alright that's where the haptic trackpads come in. These are
Valve's best haptic trackpads yet. Gone is the weird concave trying to be sort
of a joystick alien eye design from the original Steam Controller and enlarged
is the flatter square design from the Steam Deck. If you've ever used one
of those. You're going to know already what a lifesaver these things can be for navigating
experiences that are not optimized for a controller. And in some cases, even playing games that
outright don't support controllers. And then there's everything else that they can do.
Check out this footage of an old school steam controller fan playing skate. Tommy B loves
his trackpad input so much that he went and created his own controller. And he's
He's got gestures bound to his track pads and demonstrated how insanely natural this
type of input scheme can be once you've set it up.
Now I'm not going to pretend that I'm the right person to show off that functionality,
but what I'm absolutely the right person to test out is playing a traditionally non-controller
friendly game like Anno.
Hey!
Okay, this is very intuitive.
It's very WASD and camera for these two.
I can zoom in, I can zoom out.
And don't forget, you could use a community profile as a starting point and then customize
it to however you like.
Dude!
I am playing an RTS on the couch right now.
Come on!
Ooh!
All right!
Do you think you could play the whole game without a mouse and keyboard?
I could.
Do you want to play the whole game without a mouse and keyboard?
This particular game with its like very fussy kind of finicky controls, maybe not,
where I could see myself actually enjoying the genre with a controller,
where I otherwise completely wouldn't be able to.
And in that way, the Steam controller is a unique,
and maybe even solid value proposition at almost any price.
But what if you prefer genres where the trackpads matter less than
precise button presses and timing?
The platformer.
I can definitely see why people would like the ABXYs.
I can also see some people not liking them.
I think both are completely valid opinions.
I wouldn't describe them as mushy,
But because of the softness, they're not quite as responsive as some can be.
Yeah, I've come around on clicky button controllers, and so these felt a little too soft for me,
but they're definitely fine.
They're fine.
Yep.
They're not bad.
They're fine.
One thing I can say with absolute certainty, though, is no one's going to be bothered by the
latency and these joysticks are a pleasure to use.
That makes a lot of sense.
The Steam Controller, too, did really, really well in our labs testing for
I mean you gotta imagine a company like Valve gamers through and through they're gonna have that kind of attention to detail
Yeah, the only controllers that did better were ones that are kind of competitively geared
I'm trying to do that now. You know what this is that are kind of that's the real those girls team. Oh, wow
The game's a cyclone to the fuck is that wait, that's a lot of delay for a wireless dude. That's a lot of
But that's a lot of delay.
Competitively geared.
Oh, I'm trying to D-pad now.
You know what?
I guess the delay is consistent.
It's fine.
All right.
Feel good to me?
No.
But it works for me.
Yeah.
When I talked to Val, they said they put a lot of work into getting the diagonals
down.
But I actually think in just terms of feel, I think I like the Steam Deck D-pad better.
Interesting.
That being said, all modern D-pads are my enemy.
That's a fair and valid take, quite frankly.
This is not what it is.
Is that his boyfriend?
Is that Lannis' boyfriend?
Wait.
Locate.
Like, if I, I said, I think I made his boyfriend.
Holy shit.
He's coming out.
That's a fair and valid take, quite frankly.
This is not really testing some of the other faculties of this controller.
Why don't we try a Forza Horizon 5 to get a sense of the triggers and the haptics?
Two valves credit while they may be missing haptics triggers.
You can be gay with kids.
The actual tightness of the haptics controller itself is a really strong point.
Definitely better than the deck, and miles ahead of the original Steam controller.
As for the triggers, I remain uninspired.
I don't feel like they contribute to a loss of control.
Eh, okay.
by crappy driving, but they are very unexciting.
What I find with the rumble triggers
or the haptic triggers is,
I'm just kidding, I don't,
I don't give a fuck about playing games.
I've been getting a lot of good press
over the last few years because they offer
better durability compared to potentiometer joysticks
that use contact pads that measure
the movement of the sticks.
Contact pads that will inevitably wear out
causing drift.
By comparison, Hall Effect uses magnets
that don't make physical contact.
That's fucking cool.
Where? That's smart. No drift. That's genius.
But power draw is a big downside.
That's where TMR comes in.
Tunnel, magneto resistance, joysticks
give us the advantages of both.
Outstanding precision,
so I can really get those dead zones down
so every little movement matters.
Great reliability and low power draw.
While the steam controller does hold up pretty well
against the most popular controllers on the market,
it's kind of an elephant in the room.
You're gonna make the noise?
No.
As we discussed recently in our 16-way controller shootout, the popular controllers, not necessarily
the best controllers anymore.
So let's pull out one of David's favorites, the Cyclone 2 from GameSir.
It's worth pointing out that the pairing process of the Steam Deck and the Cyclone
seems like it would be similar, because I have a dock for the Cyclone, but the dock
doesn't actually pair it to the dongle.
You still need like a manual Xbox parent process,
so that's definitely a win for the Steam Deck.
For Steam Control.
I love that we've both accidentally called it
Steam Controller 2 at least once.
They should call it the Steam Controller 2.
You know the reason they gave me was because
they wanted it to not be confusing?
Oh, that's why they called it the same name
as the old one.
To avoid confusion, that is like, that's insane.
I gotta give.
I gotta give full credit to Valve.
It's a good joystick.
According to our circularity test from the lab. It performs very similarly to the game sir in terms of the accuracy of its
Circularity, but it does have a bit of a different response card. So you might find that
This might feel a little bit different. I want to know if he thinks it's shit on our truck. That's not like
Okay, listen, he's about to get the collision. I want to see if he gets the tickets earlier that I'm not an FPS
I mean, it sounds like...
I will say, it does look like you're having a little more trouble with the steam controller
than the steam controller.
This is an accurate controller by every metric, but it does go to show that the steam controller
is a very good controller.
And one of the ways that it's excellent is battery life.
The lab used Forza Donuts in order to simulate regular use with the haptics going off
and found that the new steam controller put up a really impressive result, over 37
hours of continuous gaming.
That is outstanding news for die-hard fans of the original Steam controller who have so much to love about its successor.
It may be a little less committed to the original touchpad vision, but it's in a way that offers reasonable compromises and refinement in pretty much every way.
Bro, do you know what this is? By the way, do you understand what this is? Like, check it, look.
Bro, I'm telling you.
Look.
Okay, right, right, yeah, you see it?
Okay, I'll check this out.
Bang.
Okay.
And then, boom.
Uh, wait, we filled this thing, we filled it.
I want to fill it.
Uh, we fill this thing. We fill it. I want to fill this in no outline. I want to fill
it with some shit. I'm going to fill that shit. You guys see it, right? You guys can
see it. Gameplay. Gameplay, bro. Gameplay. It's game playing there. It's a Steam Deck.
That's literally a steam dick.
There it is.
That's what they did to the leak.
Yo, why don't we make this steam dick,
like, except we just make it into a controller instead.
There it is.
I've actually figured it out.
It's also a solid solution for folks who...
I'm just gonna chat.
That Logitech K400 on their coffee table.
You can't fool me, Bill.
If your plan was to use this thing as a traditional controller,
I gotta say I'm a little less enthusiastic about it.
Not because it's bad.
It's a good controller.
It's just a 100 US dollar controller.
And I'm not gonna pretend like I can't afford one,
but I'm also not gonna pretend-
He's rich as fuck!
Yo, I ain't gonna pretend he rich as fuck!
He is rich, poor.
He ain't putting you on the fucking lambo, boy!
You've seen his house tour bro, you've seen Lana's
his fucking house tour?
My book is dry, did he take it to private jet to look?
I wanted these when I could get just about two of these
or two fly digits for the same price.
How about you?
Ah, if it was $60, I would buy day one.
If it was $80, it would be like two weeks later.
At $100, I think I'm out.
And I'm willing to bet that's not really
gonna be a hot take.
But I also feel for Valve here.
Can you imagine releasing hardware
in this current market condition?
When I chatted with Val,
they felt like the retail price for the controller.
I'm calling it by the way,
Atlantis Tactics is coming out as gay.
Like soon TM, soon TM.
I presented the hardware and engineering
that went into creating that.
And I can't argue with that fact,
but a controller's also about the feeling.
And compared to the dual sense
that I would argue has a pretty equivalent amount
of value wrapped up in its features,
I would say that the DualSense feels better.
Yeah, okay, crazy theory.
Wait, what?
Better.
In its features, I would say that the DualSense feels better.
Yeah, okay, crazy theory.
What if they made it $100 at launch
to help make the Steam machine look like a better value?
Whether it's $800, $900, $1,500, who knows with the Ram
Pocklips wreaking havoc on the market.
If Valve could say with a straight face, yeah, but it
includes a steam controller with $100 value, maybe that's
part of their thinking.
I could see that.
There's no way that that's the whole picture, but it
wouldn't surprise me if that was part of the
consideration.
If you guys enjoy it, most of the ad guys would say.
and surprise me if you segued to our sponsor.
Oh, D-Brand, oh, we're gonna look at the thing.
Surprise, surprise, D-Brand is already hard at work
making overpriced tape for the new steam controller.
Flash valve to register your interest for free.
And by the way, Gabe, if you're watching,
please don't sue these guys over it.
You totally could, but just don't.
Gabe's the man.
If you guys enjoyed this video,
Gabe's the man, he ain't gonna sue, he ain't gonna sue.
Okay, so basically guys, if you're not poor,
then you should get one
for science
but if you poor than you shouldn't get one in this way but intensive
what you get for what you pay is committed to choose a fucking place
as one
in it
but that's basically what it is
so like if you're not for just get one to try it out
if you are poor
then just get one of these
so i'm for some of the statement by session one
okay i'm paul some of the city up
uh... yet
bill this poor boy zillow don't want to fuck that is going on the whole it is
i'm speaking as a poor boy
uh... yeah
the way linus is looking into size they did really touch tips yeah there was
definitely something on the bro not going to like massive chat in the
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck you guys are linking to me right now. 10 out of 10 reacts?
The fuck is this?
I'm logging in. I'm logging into a video game.
I'm logging into a video game.
Fuck for analysts.
Then it's like at the launch and then I want to practice.
Fuck man.
It's so annoying, bro.
Can I have played D4 in so long? What's it like to play that video game?
So I do I just long in a D4 honestly might as long in D4 and we just watch him D4 shit
I'll play some D4. We love in a D4. I don't even have it installed by the way
Huh
What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck do you get in the download?
Oh shit it's not on Steam, it's on the fucking battle net.
Oh I have to download the dog shit battle net launcher.
Ahhhh.
Yeah fuck it dude.
Alright we'll fuck around.
Blind.
Raw dog.
Fuck it
Fuck it
Let's get it just download that shit. Oh, well, we fucking around a bit. It's not gonna be dealt with what only but battle knit
Give me a cigarette not everyone lives in a place where their money is monopoly money like you
Most things are giga cheap in China compared to your baby island little gup
chat you just go to bed at the same time every day it's so easy chat anyways
this morning I had an alarm to wake me up and it had to remind me to not read
Twitter anyways long story short I didn't wake up in time to start the
stream so I was extra late today oh and shout also I can't sleep because of
these fucking oposums running around in my walls but you are not a possums
Just go to bed at the same time every night.
Just keep the schedule!
That's that's that people like make all these fake answers like...
Bro, by the way,
have you changed your wake-up time on the weekend every weekend?
You are a retard.
Go and sit.
Does it think what a circadian rhythm?
It doesn't care that it's...
Oh, it's the weekend. Oh, I'm dead. I'm gonna just fuck my shit up for the weekend
Yeah, I'm gonna just go in there's some way up a spoke rhythm where it just changes every
Two days after five days like no it doesn't know that
No, that's not that's not how it works, bro
That's not how it works
Dog you got you you cannot do that
You can't change it. You can't wake up at the same time you even on the weekend wake up at the same time
Get in a good ass sleep schedule lock in this again in rhythm, you know get some sunlight
and your eyes are in the morning lock in you can't stop me what that's what you're gonna
feel like shit.
All right, that wasn't too bad.
How do you become the Lord of hatred?
Update.
Have I got this already or what?
Zach, offline for one year.
Jesus Christ.
What the hell happened, man?
He fell off, bro.
Have I got it?
It would tell me to buy it if I hadn't bought it, right?
All new changes.
Is this it?
Oh my God.
with more to hatred to do yeah which I actually know 43 megabytes per second
it's not one out yet it's already 30 minutes in but this is the thing that
we watch right like that I did it doesn't be kind of cool cuz I could
I could skip past all the shit stuff, right?
I could skip past all the shit questions.
Cause I could just press the skip button.
Patching. We are patching the game.
Rub from the block, like, rub from the block is in the video.
What?
There's gonna be a lot of ways in the video.
This is a rock on the block?
Oh shit, we need to get rid of that guitar.
Wait, what did a rock on the block do?
Didn't he do some shady as fuck shit?
Dude, that's what happened when you got through the heal on.
You missed that RMT.
Moist, dead, too, we've got to go over there, who's moist?
Who's moist?
Dude, this is fucking badass.
like moist critical r&t than in politics of
what do you get that moist critical is heavenly you wouldn't do that moist moist is a game of what are you
talking about he plays tons of games he played like the pepsi max game or something
get away. Voiced. Critical. I don't see. He did it.
He did it.
Hey, I said it didn't.
It's not true.
Holy shit, okay.
Is this something I'm still...
Do you know what it's saying, though?
Do you know what it doesn't say?
getting the guitar guy to come on and do the guitar they're like yo guys look
this is sending a message like we ain't doing some pussy ass wholesome dog shit
fuck me like a demon and then the kpop guy comes out and is like oh my god yeah
you're so hot baby yeah you I fuck you like a demon you know that the whole
thing it's they're saying like yo look we know we Diablo hey everyone and
Welcome to the Lord of Hatred Developer Edition.
I'll be honest, I don't know the lyrics that he says.
I don't know the lyrics that he says
in the Fuck Melka Demon song,
so I just had to kind of improvise there.
We've got a jam-packed show for you today,
but the first thing you saw
is a limited series collaboration
between Jackson guitars and Diablo.
Jackson guitars created a guitar
to celebrate the launch of the Lord of Hatred expansion
and we've got one in the studio here with us today.
This thing is absolutely badass
and that song you heard performed just now,
it's called Celestia.
It was written by senior composer Ted Reedy
performed by Cole Rowland. And if anyone can recognize where that video was shot, it's actually our original
broadcasting room, so a fun little trivia for you. But yeah, this thing is magnificent. And that song
Celestia is actually from our unreleased Lord of Hatred soundtrack, which you can pre-save on streaming
platforms now. We have a jam patch show for you today, but first things first, we have a Twitch
drop surrender. So we can watch 30 minutes and get the decaying corona staff.
The cat is old. There's no drops.
For one hour to get the double trouble sword cosmetic on any eligible channel,
with the other four category on Twitch, we've got an FAQ for you on the guest stream
You can go and check that out and that runs until 11 a.m. tomorrow PDT
So you got about an hour to get those twist drops. We did release the intro cinematic for the Lord of Patriot expansion
You know us were Blizzard if we love our cinematics and this one does not this point is drops
There's no drops it really tees off the expansion and sets the tone for how this next chapter is going to go
Lord of Patriot
I do want to give a spoiler warning
There are some light spoilers in the cinematic so steer clear if you want an unblemished experience
But I gotta say that cinematic is going to be some nightmares in the best kind of way so go and enjoy
We've got a jam-packed drink for you today. There's everything you might want to know about the Lord of Hatred expansion
They're gonna get into so we got a pretty lengthy video ready. Hope you get comfortable get your snacks get a drink and enjoy
I'm gonna be skipping for update with Lord of Hatred nearly upon us guys
I'm gonna be skipping all the shit that is like just a little fluff like hey man. Hey
Xavin what's what's your favorite class bro and why and he's like I'm a really like playing the barbarian because you can
like jump around you know you can really just get in there with that visceral
combat and just hit people with an axe and the other guys hey David what are you
what are you what's your favorite question I like the demon hunter because a
demon that I can flip around wait I'm gonna all those quick I'm gonna skip
past them but when that you ask real questions or listen share a slate of
exciting new updates before we dive in we want to take a moment to thank our
community for every piece of feedback every post every guide and critique
video and every moment you've spent with us in sanctuary we wouldn't be here
without you lord of hatred was made for this community now join us as we dive
into the story classes corp that like the album what all those made for this
community like what'll be talking a row Russian and the key systems let's jump
right in lord of hatred continues after the events in the haunt you have
founds as we see with narell no mortal was meant to carry the burden of a
prime evil and doing so leaves permanent scars.
Nair Elf.
How could some random child, by the way, like fight an actual fucking demon,
like an actual fucking like lord of hate?
Like, how could you actually fight a demon for even like one second?
When you just like, it's just a random ass child.
And I mean, Dara, I she she don't get she don't get got
because we've seen that part already.
But like, I mean, what has formed her from her beginnings
as a seeker of knowledge to bearing the soul stone.
And now to this final confrontation with Mephisto.
Nero grew from someone who admired the Haradrim to one who embodied their ideals.
Nero's tireless research has borne fruit, and she takes action with the decisive, selfless
conviction that defines any true Haradrim.
Now, there's a question that generations of Haradrim have been pondering throughout
their history.
What is the point of killing a primeval if they always come back a generation later
After the last Harajrim have grown old and there are none ready and able to take a stand against them
That dilemma the cycle of the eternal conflict sits at the heart of Nehrel's research and pushes the story into its next phase
Knowing her time was running short. Nehrel sent warnings to the few people she trusts
including Lorathnar
As we march towards the reckoning one thing becomes clear
Mephisto's plan is simple and terrifying. With the body of Akarat as a puppet, Mephisto has positioned himself and his pawns to be in the right place at the right time, and with the whole world watching.
This sets the stage for our journey to the Skovos Isles, and our confrontation with Mephisto, the Lord of Hatred, and it's only to begin.
With Lord of T-Crim, two new classes join the fight.
Yo, guys, do you think Father Vigil gives a fuck about D4L?
And they're gonna be like, oh shit, D4 is doing two classes?
We gotta do two classes.
D4 is doing two classes?
We gotta do two classes.
Like, you know, this point, guys, do you think, guys, of course we're getting one
class in .5.
But do you think we're going two class?
Do you think we're going two class in .5?
you're gonna save them for 1.0. Maybe maybe one new class with multiple
sentences like three sentences so you get like maybe maybe we get doulas with
like triple the sentency maybe the maybe we get like this so then it's
like kind of who knows maybe then again that what they've goal is right
now for I mean I'm getting to row. I guess the goal for my next over right now is to fix the
adduction in game right so I guess it doesn't really matter yeah okay warlock they're designed
to be instantly recognizable in both fantasy and moment-to-moment gameplay. In tools,
new strengths, and new ways to approach every activity across sanctuary both classes have been
built with today's meta in mind bringing fresh answers to familiar challenges new built paths
to explore, and new roles to master across every system to help our customers.
The Talisman system is about giving you another way to express a build.
Giving you more room to specialize, items to hunt for, and more reasons to keep experimenting
as you climb into the endgame.
You'll see Talismans built from a few key parts.
Your seal, your charms, and the combinations you create seems built from a few key parts.
What are they stall what's a Roderick seal unlocks what charms lots
8% a llama storm ship. It's called 10% X X means multiply right more physical damage
Your seal your child with a phobia of survival 12 maximum resource
Lucky hit up to point God. I can't remember this D4 stats. So
3.5th hit chest, you slow but you take it's okay, a thousand ammo, a hundred or worse,
two inner stances and save bonus, let's fucking love save bonuses, let's go.
Arms and the coin.
Two inner stances like point, two percent damage or something?
Combinations you create between them.
The intent is simple, make the choices readable and make the results feel immediately different
in combat.
You'll find both seals and charms naturally as you play, across a range of rarities.
are the foundation. They unlock additional charm slots, roll bonus affixes, and in some
cases they can even change the rules.
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah, 6 charm slots, 1, 2, 3, 4, that's all the charm slots.
7.5 crit, woah okay, big amount of crit. Might have been the dead mother. Weirbier
skill damage, oh my, Weirbier skill damage? What? Reduce, uh, companion skill cooldown
Okay, reduces the number of charms needed to the same one as by one.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Dude, that's like, wait, that's like Ring of Royal Grand Gears.
We got Rogue.
Ring of Royal Grand Gears back in the game, dude, D3?
Let's go.
For what charms you're allowed to equip?
At the top end unique and set charms are the most powerful
These are the drops that you'll be chasing deep into the endgame
unique charms full signature
God slayers crown unique as a sister unique item. Okay. What is that?
That's like a sign for John or something because what there's unique items, right?
But then the now all unique items can at randomize all their stats and everything now and you can remove any unique effect
to often put on any item you want, yeah.
So it's like, they're just like rare plus, plus, plus.
But then, and CIS are unique, are Ashley unique items?
So I believe these ones don't actually roll.
It's like, can you wear only one of these things or what?
Well, can you wear multiple now?
Yeah, you can change all unique rolls now.
So in deformed this new expansion, from what I understand,
we watched the startup of the other intro
and they said like, yo, we just randomize
and legendary items. Oh my bad, legend, no. They were, they were like green and they
were changing the affixes. Wait, what is it? Wait, what is it? Okay, wait. D4. Okay,
so we got normal items, right? Normal, normal items. We got magic items. Okay, we got
magic items. Okay, then we got legendary items. Then there's unique items. And
and then there's ancestral unique items.
Oh, rare, my bad.
Rare, this rare items, yeah, rare items.
But my missing items, you go normal,
so that's dog shit, there's nothing.
Magic, that's dog shit, there's nothing.
Rare items, that's dog shit, there's nothing
because you've got to pay for the original item.
So this is basically, this is nothing,
this is nothing, this is nothing,
but that's what you're looking for, right?
Because you want to get, well,
You want to put a bonus onto a rare item to make it to legendary, correct?
So you get the Kijiji rare and then you can make it legendary.
Well, no.
Isn't that what you do?
Can you imprint the... Isn't that a thing?
Imprinting?
It's how much... Guys, I have not played Diablo 4 since the previous expansion
and I simply did the campaign and then quit immediately.
Okay.
So wait and these items are different though to these items how?
It's just better stats, what's the difference between these
What's what's the difference between these?
Zach I must admit Zach may yes, you are kind of right. Zach did make it more painful than it should have been
I'm sure I would have actually enjoyed the people that the default league more and wasn't a zag mean there
Zack absolutely had every micro second of playing that game
He was just constantly facetiously talking shit about the whole game 24-7. He was just farming default bads the entire time
He saved it no he made it painful it was fucking it was real it was like dragging
Someone through some shit that doesn't want to be there
Holy fuck
He's dead. No, it was like forcibly drags act through the game like like he's chained to my leg
Your powers from the new guy who's you know today, okay? What are we gonna? Okay? Wait, so this is an ancestor unique item
Okay, so it's good willpower life fire assist. Okay, the resource cause reduction
When you attempt to incapacitate enemy you mark them and all surrounding enemies pull them in dealing 42 damage
To them it's a multiplier. What if some more damage? Whoa?
That's a more damage multi bro
Yo every single slot by the way just more damage multi. Let's get it
What you bill bro on the damage multiple build that's got the most more damage on it possible
It's how we fucking do it. I did not got that. I did not remove the tattoo check
D4 bad, D4 dog shit. I repeat, D4 bad, D4 dog shit.
Show us some of my other arm, show us some of my other arm, so I can get the fucking big fleet.
You know what I'm saying? Get some big fleet, you'll see that shit.
D4 bad dude, if it's bad, it's fucked.
I gave all of that a twig.
Um, okay anyway. 7.5% max life.
10% parent reduction. When you're incapacitated and anime, you mock them.
same thing okay so wait this is just like this so it's just making it what so
that's trying to make all item classes redundant by by having like every mod
available to any item my crazy in the point of it it's like you can bro I'm
I'm just saying, what's the point of an out of glass if it's like, I don't get it.
To get Zach off the screen.
So that you can harness that effect without being locked into a specific gear slot.
Set charms work a little differently.
As you collect and equip more pieces from the same set, you'll unlock increasingly
powerful set bonuses.
Before Torment, set bonus-
Whoa, damage reduction and damage?
Oh, damage reduction and damage?
Oh my god! What the fuck dude? These step bonuses are crazy as fuck.
These are more general. Class agnostic, easy to understand, and meant to give you a serious boost while you're leveling.
In Torment, sets become cl-
Yo, this is the default build.
Dude, this is the set bonus, bro.
I put on the set that says does more damage to the thing you're using and then just put on the item
This is just more damage than the thing you're using and then you put another item dude. Look at the single here
We go so my beer companion that attacks enemies for 5.8k damage
We may cast battle of war increasing damage will come in for six weeks in 10 seconds
Since three sets 30% of damage you take split between you and your beer companion when your beer companion becomes injured your beer
Take your bandage cast, debilitating fraud and enemies and fully heals.
Whoa.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
Is there a cooldown on that?
Or is it just invulnerable?
Just keep doing that over and over again or what?
Gain one additional beer and all the companions of each type.
Gain all companion side upgrades for free.
Bro.
Am I going to companion build?
With the companion set bonus with the companions multipliers
Holy
Okay, let's see up. It's my default somebody for this
D4 builds
Companion druid guy with many bears
Paladin
Okay, there we go.
Class specific, harder to find, and built to deliver a bold fantasy.
Unlocking new archetypes and defining playstyles.
The Herodric Cube is a legendary artifact for end game crafting.
Combine rare materials, transmute them into something greater, and unlock powerful bonuses to find-
Dude, this is Diablo 3! 2.5! Let's go!
build more than a tool it opens new waste upgrade gear whoa whoa whoa experiment
without whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa them into something greater and unlock
like trains for granted granted random modification of great possibilities
exclamation point is bro just be concise why are you adding an x why are
you adding exclamation point on the end there the fuck is this the fuck is that
Okay, use a turning prism to narrow the outcomes. Okay, a tuning prism. Okay, the item has a very high chance to become undemodifiable after transfiguration.
Okay, okay. So this is like a slam with a, it's like a slam and a chance to corrupt it.
to corrupt it powerful bonnet and ethics Celtic reroll
Focus reroll remove you know you've got a no
You've got slam and you got castle looks like and you got like a targeted reroll
Hey
That's kind of interesting I mean I don't know what you doing you just crit magic. Oh, what's going on here?
from a time stamp 5 I won the 29 he managed again that way this is what you're saying
he was critical okay so I've had a my atlas because now I am finally at a point where
I don't need to like struggle through things so I'm going through one thing I'm going
through just finishing my my atlas and as I'm doing that I hit the call
all right let's see oh I'm in a future vacation oh yeah it's trash holy yeah oh
Oh, I also have been misreading it the whole time he didn't RMT. He's got handouts
He didn't RMT he just got handouts, bro. That's not RMT and gets handouts
I don't know if it's a chance for a second. Sorry
That's not that that's not the same as Rob
Have you asked him like oh seven where? Oh
I
160 mines
To how I'm trying to remember how much that is the lot or not much
Did I think so sad play pewee 2 now? I'm broke by pewee 1 bro switch em even pewee 2 and pewee 1 is fucking with my head
It's a ton. Yes. He's gonna hand out
He was gonna hand out
This hundred there's a difference between a streamer like a content creator Andy coming into a game and some guys with
Hey man. Hey, I'm a big fan. Do you want a hundred of irons?
He's like, oh yeah, sure, I'll take it.
And he doesn't realize he thinks he won it, but he doesn't.
And he actually didn't realize the guy giving him a handout is ruining the game for the streamer.
This is another dude who's like deliberately purchasing currency,
RMTing, to try to get like the perfect gear to then make
unattainable bill guides and play it off like he's some god game
who's got infinite currency. This is absolute difference.
Absolute difference.
Yeah, dude, there it is, there it is.
BenQ, it's not BenQ, do you think it's Cheetah?
No, what, when an ass fan come in and played PA2 and took a bunch of handouts,
is that cringe or is that just like, okay, that's what he's doing?
When Azmongole came in and took a bunch of handouts, is that cringe or is that like, okay, fair enough?
Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're ruining the game for themselves and yeah, it's stupid as fuck, it's dumb.
It's actually, that I don't understand, the whole point of the game is to like
Go for that reward loop of grinding getting loots spinning loots getting upgrades crafting upgrades by upgrades
This whole loop of the iterative iterative improvement and they're just going straight to the end and then they're bored
but
It's a difference between it depends what you're trying to portray yourself as as the optics
Somebody doesn't give a fuck takes handouts who cares Robert in the block took an asthma
Is this blatantly taking hands on streaming? It was just doing handouts yet. No one would care. They're going to hand out Andy
I get you guys call him the NPC guy or whatever, but the hell man, I use these videos to go
to sleep.
They're good videos man, some good shit.
This is the fine tune you build.
More than a tool, it opens new ways to upgrade gear, experiment with options, and push
towards true end game power.
Roger cube profiting is deliberate and impactful this weapon damage. I like that. We've got like that. They spent all this time
Like they always push back from from fucking attack and defense
Like and and I've just it's just gone back to attack and defense dude, but it's just renamed it to weapon damage and toughness
That's what it is.
You can take an item, add affixes through transmutation, and then upgrade it through
the rarity tiers.
Up to legendary.
Want to turn a great drop into a best in slot?
Transfiguration is the way to ultimately finish an item.
Layering on a range of powerful effects with a chance you'll be able to transfigure
the same piece multiple times.
Wait, does it go beyond the aphix cap?
So you can go, like, to, like, say this,
as six explicit aphix, as you can go to, like, seven or eight.
Times.
You'll also choose how you transfigure.
Standard transfiguration is chaotic.
The potential for reward is high, but there is some risk.
There is even a low chance that you'll be able to transfigure
the same piece multiple times.
Applying an Entropic Tuning Present.
This reminds me of FlyFF.
had a very similar upgrade system where it was like you had a chance to break your weapon
right but then you had a chance to add it to plus one and then you would just kind of spam it
and you try to hit the plus 10 and then there was these scrolls you could just buy from the shop
by the way which just made it so it would never break so the guys were rich as fuck would just
buy the scrolls and just go bang bang bang bang bang there was an upgrade to max instantly but it was
yeah it's it's like this blinding system where you constantly have like three weapons on the
go and you just try and get one the highest and then as they go up you just
you know one breaks you go to the next one but it's just like a time sink I
mean I don't know it's see I thought it was gonna be like re-rolling a mod for
the perfect mods it sounds like you're going for just straight-up bonus mods
entirely which it's a little bit more basic but I guess it works it's not
really crafting makes your crafting outcome more stable this will reduce
the reward ceiling, but it always delivers a clean upgrade. Perfect for items that are
already incredible. For amulets, we have something special.
This is like, yeah, it's like they mix fly for fun with last e-book.
Vashal, the cube has an amulet-only transfiguration that can grant you a bonus legendary power,
and you can re-roll it as long as you have it.
What? Okay, that'd be great.
I'll give you a bonus.
It's a random bonus, legendary FX.
Wait, so you hit it with a double more
damage multiplier. GG, bro.
What kind of damage ceilings are going to be in this expansion?
Are people going to have like quintillions of DPS
where they're just instantly one-shot the boss
and like it has like an integer overflow whenever they attack?
Is it because this looks like it's going to be fucking ridiculous power creep
because they have like every time they show it legendary effects it's a multiplier and
They're all multiplicative with each other and you get additional multiplies until the thing. It's already got a multiplier
It's gonna be ridiculous
I don't understand legendary power. That's about it's a balancing nightmare
Rewall it as long as you have the rare material to pay the cost
We love the variety and craziness of adding an extra legendary power on the high-end gear
I want to just re-roll to a different one.
Legendaries, edicts, and even mythic items.
So we've distilled that fantasy into a dedicated recipe you can use specifically on your amulet.
Wait, what's changing? I'm trying to see what he's changing. What's changing?
come back and draw the power, I just pinned it down like it's an Emperor curse, the Emperor
Unstoppable.
Okay, so he's maintaining their power and he's changing it from Emperor curse to Unstoppable.
What the fuck is this?
Sometimes the best way forward is sacrifice.
You'll now be able to break down an ancestral unique to create a unique charm.
The latest skill tree updates are here to give you clear, meaningful choices as you build,
so that experimenting feels rewarding and the path from idea to fully realize build
is easier to plan and more fun to iterate on.
Itemization is the other half of the equation.
With these system-wide updates,
your item choices can meaningfully amm-
Chad, this is more fun-
Well, it's, again, we have literally at,
it's Diablo 2.0, don't even deal with it,
it's like Diablo 3.0, you choose your ability
and you pick your room.
But then you can get like a little mini room on the side.
except this is a five choices you got three choices.
It'll rate on.
Itemization is the other half of the equation.
The system-wide updates.
Your item choices can meaningfully amplify a build.
Yellow minir is designed to work in concert with everything else.
Changes to legendary.
What I get is like,
surely if they're going to do this,
they could at least do some sort of like
Many skill tree for each ability and where you can't so like there's like 40 options, but you have 20 points so you can't
Have all of them and then there's like five variants within that little skill tree. Am I crazy? I'm talking. That's like a
Dumb down version of last epoch skill
Choice. Yes. I'm like if they're gonna go why not just present this as runes like why what they're just present like this
Just shit. They're just role playing like it's a skill tree, but it's again. You're still thinking ability with a rune
What like at least if you're gonna do this give us a like an actual dynamic skill tree for each one
You like click and it expands and it's like an actual tree
Well, you can't you can't get everything you have to like build your own version of the skill and there's at least some design there from the player
You know I'm saying
Itemization is the other half of the equation. I could do it with these system-wide updates
your item choices can meaningfully amplify a build and they're designed to
work in concert with everything else. Changes to legendary aspects,
uniques, skill tree options, class mechanics, and more all support one
goal, giving you the freedom to play your way. Let's look at a few examples.
What is better than kicking your enemies away? How about kicking yourself for
your enemies. Kick's Madness variant lets you fly around the battlefield by turning Kick
into a mobility skill. Barbarians now have a variety of ancient skill variants that summon
a temporary ancient T'Nimic Yoratap. Leap into combat with three ancients, then finish
them off with a T'Ruids. The T'Ruids can now choose their skills shapeshift forms
and each form comes with powerful bonuses.
Human form, form,
Oh wow, this is a different place.
I wanna go back, I wanna go back.
Truits can now choose their...
Werewolf.
If that spike becomes a werewolf skill,
you may only select the one upgrade that's not fired
and it's not caused a skill point.
Okay.
Skills, shapeshift, forms.
Human, spike damage is increased by 5%.
Okay.
And each form comes with...
Well, be able to,
my spike becomes a way better skill
so that you are allowed to...
Oh, so you can auto-shage if you can use this bike into a beer?
Well, surely the beer's the best, because the beer gives you the tank buffs, bro.
And then you set your wear-bear skill?
Powerful bonuses.
Whoa!
Human form grants more resources.
Werewolf form grants more offensive power, while Werebear form improves your survivability.
Trampol's variant leaves sundered rock along your path, and a large burst at your target.
Trampol can now be used as a werewolf.
Rather than charging along the ground you quickly to your target
Druids can now unleash the fury
Okay, when you show shifting into either to where wolf or where be a form you gain berserking for eight seconds
Additionally berserking grants one stack of ferocity every one second like that
berserking sandwich bonus is increased by 10% plus that's additive chat
Bowl and mobility multiplier
could extract on a small power
What does ferocity do? What does ferocity do? I guess it ramps?
So at the end of the wilds.
This unique ring causes your shapeshifting skills to grant fursurking and ferocity,
bringing these powerful mechanics from the barbarian and spearborn to the druid.
You can take it a step further by synergizing fury of the wilds.
Gain one additional lightning strike.
Oh, furthermore, each tech ferocity also grants one underlying strike up to a maximum of 4-tional strikes.
With the additional strikes upgrade for lightning storm, increasing the number of lightning strikes.
Yo, look at him go! Yo, look at him go, bro! Holy shit!
With the additional strikes upgrade for lightning storm, increasing the number of lightning strikes.
BOOMING!
BOOM! He's fucking booming! Holy shit!
It's sick, bro!
What I understand is this, so they're finally using mechanics from other classes and cross-pollinating.
Why wasn't that design from the beginning?
Like it's like they invented like different elements, but then made it only for one class instead of just making them a classic gnostic from the beginning.
You know, that is just specifically designed as bespoke mechanics for each class. And then now they're finally living the other classes fuck with them.
That should be the design for every unique every legendary.
It should not be like specifically this level of ability with this exact skill does more damage and changes the behavior of that thing
That should be on the fucking tree behind the ability from the skill if it modifies a skill directly
And it's like severe if the spoke of your whirlwind summons out little tornadoes
That should be a fucking rune
Behind the whirlwind and then the unique should be other things that function off tags, etc. Hashtag ad talk
I'm saying they're finally doing some design to us that I like
I think that's cool that they're letting ferocity go between the wolf and the barbarian. It's cool
Honestly, why I don't use this logic and upscale it
Why not why not do this? You have intensive combinatorics and build designs and they're actually making characters pop off
There'll be so many so many more options instead of like equip the set bonus for the ability that I'm using
Look up all the multipliers for the ability that I'm using. Okay, my character is doing 20 quidrillion damage
Increasing the number of lighting strikes for each ferocity you have.
The custom answers can now customize and upgrade the minions via the skill tree.
Skeleton mages are now a core skill, costing Essence to initially raise, but lasting indefinitely.
Use the Singularity variant to instead focus all of your Essence into a single, powerful, but short-lived mage.
Skeleton warriors are passively raised from nearby corpses and activating their ability commands them to instantly attack the target enemy.
The Book of the Dead now also enhances your minions with the powers of bone, blood, or darkness, allowing them to interact with a wider variety of legendary and unique effects, such as aspect of the void.
Okay, I played it I played necromancer, bro, and I fell asleep. I fell asleep
legit, I
Actually, like I actually was bored so bored after I got everything after like two hours
And I was just bored and I actually just was like bro. What am I doing?
I was walking around doing helltides, and I had like all the minions on logs and everything
I was like, what am I doing? And I just duck left. What's that?
I'm not gonna die.
Before bed?
Hell Tide man. Duck leave.
Hell Tide. Duck leave.
With the Ctharn's righteous will, talcins.
I have to look atcha.
Enemies cower before you, becoming fiend and mobilized for 0.5 seconds when they first see you.
Or when you block them.
Wow.
Sounds totally abusable.
The Elon arrive. Am I clicking this?
But what in Earth is this?
What the fuck is- what literally what is this?
Why would you make that dog shit slot bro? What are we doing? Okay?
The reflect the reflect
Stunned and a knockback infection you reflect stun and knockback effects. Oh wow
So if you get stunned or knockback you just reflect it
Well your minimum resolve is increased by two
Your maximum resolve is increased by two and you gain 10% additive damage reduction for each
Minimum Resolve you have. Well there you go, whoa, whoa, whoa. When you crowd control
a worthy enemy, one that can be crowd controlled, you rise to the occasion. Gaining 500% x,
which means multiplicative damage for 10 seconds.
So, okay, so versus a boss or some shit
that doesn't wanna be CC, bro,
you just get 500% more damage.
What is that?
Like, what?
Multiplicative with everything.
Bro, that's crazy.
Okay, one second, one second, one second, one second.
I was like, wow, those two sit and three sit,
they're kind of unique.
It's a little bit interesting,
but then they get to the five sit, dude.
This just reminds me of Diablo III.
This literally reminds me of Diablo III, legit.
at bonus. Your enemies will cower before you, immediately being feared for a short time when
they see you. You also reflect stun and knockback effects at those foolish enough to try to control
you. Paladins can unlock ultimate power with the lights epiphany calcium set, using the
arbiter of light and leashes heaven's fury and importers.
Whoa, look at him go, dude, that's a sick, bro.
for a short time.
Dance of knives is now a core skill costing energy per second to channel.
If you aren't a fan of knives and want something with a bit more bang, try the grenade jumper
variant to throw a constant stream of explosive grenades instead.
Rugs also have new ways to manipulate the shadows.
The penetrating shot variant, Shadow Shot, spawns shades to mimic your attack.
And Shadow Clone Century variant places stationery shadow clones to constantly fire upon your enemies
Wait, what? That way Shadow Clone becomes a maximum scale?
Now some of the stationery shadow that fires three piercing areas by one second
Here deals 17k damage Shadow Clone gains two additional charges and it's cooled energy by 20 seconds
You're made of just three clones active at a time. Yo totem build?
Totem build? Yo, that's totem build
I mean I don't know how you scale it like it's just got flat damage is that I'm guessing that flat damage is the based off a
percentage of your weapon damage
But maybe it's a bit what okay doesn't afraid doesn't scale with their attack speed though unless it starts
Do you know what knowing how they do it in DL by three the number the calculation of how much damages will be
Will be the weapon based damage multiplied by your attack speed and that will increase the flat damage
This is how they used to calculate abilities
If it's the same de-scaling it'll be your attack to be will increase the hit of the damage that the monsters deal.
Places stationary shadow clones to constantly fire upon your enemies.
Yeah for example what was it like wasn't called Slyclo. What the fuck was that ability called bro?
Willing Blades. No not Willing Blades.
Dude what was that ability on a monk called?
So the tick rate would always be the same, but the damage of each tick was increased.
So it was your weapon damage multiplied by your attack speed, but it wouldn't increase
the tick rate.
It would just increase the amount of damage that each tick did, based on your attack speed.
What the fuck was that ability called, Jet?
Sweeping Wind.
Yeah, Sweeping Wind.
As the masters of fire, cold, and lightning, the sorceress weaves these elements together
in their new skill variants.
large bolts burn through variant causes the bolts to release globs of fire on impact rather
than piercing through enemies.
This variant excels at an up close and personal combat against many tightly packed enemies.
Familiar is the only skill in the game with four variants.
The first three are...
Bro, you got four runs!
That's one less than the other three, what?
We're almost there, boys.
We're almost there.
Allow you to choose which element your familiar will always be and gain unique benefits.
If you want all three elements, the prismatic familiar option is for you causing each of your spell casts
Trigger an explosion of the matching element from your familiar
Read it on the reader
Familiar becomes a pyromancy shock and frost skill that someone's a stationary prismatic familiar casting skills with a
Coarse prismatic familiar to apply to
Whoa, that's a lot of damage, but it's a weather damage
So they're just I guess this is a high-level character versus the other character was not a high-level character
230k frostbite sparking or burning damage over four seconds
Just surrounding enemies on the element cast
Okay, so just does damage explosion. There you go. That's what it does
That's sick bro, hell yeah let's fucking go gamers, let's fucking go.
Concurse of Stomp becomes an evil skill, dealing the line damage to the Siemens and Gul'dan.
Concurse of Stomp, it'll electrify the ground, sparking enemies to 270k damage in 2 seconds
causing a drop by Stormfither.
Concurse of Stomp to an evil skill, removing the guerrilla-themed crowd control effect
and instead dealing lightning damage and creating storm feathers for each enemy hit.
This synergizes extremely well with aspect of falling feathers to absolutely shred a group of enemies.
With its new variants, the Protector guards the infected forests.
Yeah, the Centipede Spirit aids the Protector.
Poisoning them for 87k damage each second, weakening them and spawning pestilence warms.
The centipede spirit assists by poisoning the area around the protector, weakening enemies
and constantly spewing pestilence worms.
The warlock arrives as a brand new class in board of hatred.
Master of that ability looks sick
I'm gonna put that there
I don't know but I mean
Do it you have to have this giant guy on the screen at all times like yes, but fuck it dude
It's like a giga ultimate that you can only press like once every minute or something fair enough like boom you summon that guy out
Bro he fucking pops off
Hey, as long as it's not like some shit. That's out 24 seven. I'm okay with it
This is all over devastating hellfire across the battlefield
The warlock has a good way. It's this game being like early access and if Rona really knows everything about the game before it's actually out
Are they out raw dog?
It's not
No, yes
Not this patch
Yes
There was no PTA
They blocked Maxroll. That's good. I hope they blocked everyone.
I hope they blocked fucking, just let him run right over.
I hate that shit whenever they fucking have everyone playing early
and they're like, hey, we're releasing all the spoilers to everything
and here's the fully self-carried bits.
Like, even though it's just set bonuses and shit, but like, fuck man.
I played 30 hours of Diablo 4 Lord of Herald 2 hours ago.
How's Force Gaming played 30 hours?
He played it! He played it!
What's gaming played it?
No, I did ass bro did he played it. I might check it out. We'll see
resource system
Their basic skills like doom generate wrath their core skills like health rapture
Spend wrath to unleash a powerful attack
Dominance is much slower to read wait a minute. I've seen this resource bar before somewhere
Yeah.
Generate and is used for your greater demon summoning abilities like infernal breath that
spews fire at nearby enemies.
To unleash ultimate destruction of a given ritual, you now channel the apocalypse from
to 6.66 seconds.
The demon number, what the fuck?
When they do that shit, when they do that shit and they balance around like some number
that's a meme number, dude, it's like, bro.
We know that wasn't the optimal number.
You know that, and you like, so why wouldn't you just go for the optimal number for balancing?
You know, like, what are we doing?
It wasn't.
There's no way.
Uh, it's, Brain Down, Bromance Sense, which costs 400,000 damage, each second increases
damage up to 666 bonus damage, dude.
Like, come, what are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing?
Come on, bro.
twice channel the Armageddon ritual variant of apocalypse hauling down a
relentless storm of fire and brimstone on the battlefield end game in Diablo 4
should I guess I guess during that damage scalar on the actual flat damn I
mean whatever you balance around the 666666 thing Jesus Christ
continuous no stopping no waiting no friction between what you want to do and
how you want to do it okay the fight to defend sanctuary continues and our
new endgame system warplans choose your favorite activities okay i want to read this down i'm
going to debuff this i'm de-dubbing okay ranks six out of ten unlock three activity
skill points to improve rewards collect apronson isn't held tight and open up portion gifts
i'm out a small amount of spoils 62 activity experience
I'm getting like lost arc vibes or some sort of fucking, I don't know what the fuck you
want to call this.
I'm getting like go log in and do your daily vibes, it's your favorite activity.
But hopefully it's not that.
Okay.
What is this?
Magic wall plan.
Collect, so there's an open door, okay, a medium amount of, okay.
them together and then customize the hell out of them. You start at the command table
in Tennis, the capital city of Skovos. You pick your activities-
Wait, what? What is it about? What is it about where it collects?
...in Tennis, the capital city of Skovos. Can I opt out of Helltides? Can I opt out
of Helltides? Enter the pit in Conqueror City of Charles. I don't understand. What
What am I looking at? So is that to unlock this button? But what does the button do?
What are we? I'm confused. I'm just confused what I'm looking at.
You pick your activity. Why is it? So it's just to progress it to then unlock points in
this tree. Descend into the inner city and into the
horror. So wait, this is like a, so this is like
three optional quests. So it's like three quests and you could do one of them.
And then you go to the next tier, and then once you get to the next tier, then you've
got to do either, like you've got to do this one, just guarantee you have to do this one
or this one.
And then what?
You get to here, and then you have to either do this or this.
Yeah, and I'm looking at the right, so this is going to customize, so as we get extra
tiers that we're going to go over to the right, we're going to customize, correct?
Listen to me here, okay.
with almost everything on the menu.
As you make progress, your command table will be-
Can he show us what he's customizing?
...couples up, opening up a wider range of options, including higher node rarities and
deeper chains, with up to five activities-
SHOW ME WHAT THE FUCKIN' WHAT YOU ARE AND SHE CUSTOMIZING ON THE RIGHT SIDE!
...in a single warplan.
What he's saying, bro, and what he's showing on the screen is two different things.
Are you guys retarded?
Are you listening to what he's saying?
Warplans also grant the ability to teleport directly to the next activity in your playlist.
IU?
And eventually, IU?
Temus, to claim your rewards and create a new one.
And if you don't have a nightmare sigil or a compass, not a problem.
Warplans can generate one on the fly if you don't have your own.
Warplans is all about giving you more choice.
Infinite.
Infinite.
Seamless.
What's that word that I sent you guys with that I'd like to say yet?
Chill on it.
No, what's up with it?
Friction, dude, dude, they're gonna get rid of the friction.
Tell them what you're doing.
Okay, wait.
Okay, so again...
Collect.
Okay, so again, it's cleaning.
Alright.
It's all about giving you more choice.
Want to burn through a stack of sigils?
Do it.
Cause this is not upgrading, this is just like choose your quest.
What are the upgrades?
Want to hard focus on one layer boss for your session?
Go for it.
Warplans does more than enhance your endgame. It connects it.
Completing warplans will also feed into activity trees.
Each activity-
Okay, so you select a chain and then it auto-generates a questless feed to go on that chain port,
and then you do the questless, and then you complete it, GG.
But then you get points here? I want to see the specialization board.
It has its own tree that you can invest in to customize how it plays.
Yeah.
You earn seven points per activity.
So this is where you'll have to make real decisions.
Let's see this let's look at the lair boss tree because it's a great example of how deep this can go
Okay, you can tune your rewards with nodes like we'll get labels that plus one months
Let buses have it the high chances of dropping specific rooms
What the fuck is that plus one months about you can hold all over that month back?
We should some of this life damage experience rewards. Yo give it up a sandage
give it up a sandage
layer of ruins for more room drops layer of plenty or an extra
Labos is a plus a monster power, game plus one, this is dude I hate that shit this is like plus one monster difficulty in the POE 2 Atlas where it's like
the fuck does it mean plus one boss difficulty, what does that even mean, I hate dude tell me what that means
plus one horde chest when you slay a labos dude what, horde chests appear after labos is slain you must provide a labos key to claim your reward
extra horde chest, golden horde to convert low tier items into gold or exact
For example, dude, what do they got for chest? There's part of it some mods. We got part of it some mods
In the game
Will come in there would drop from the witches and I converted to gold except for unique and mythic items. Oh, there you go
Do you know what yet? I
Like it be after specializing in game at least to like, you know
It depends if it's like the illusion of a choice service as your choice
Hopefully there's not just one obviously best choice that you hopefully there's like reasons to switch between them
You know when you you know when you're playing by the excel and you've got like different goals
And you know how I've reset my industry like two times a day that kind of shit like all right
I need to find this out now. Let me go click the click click click
Optimize that all right. We're gonna go here bang bang bang bang
You know it could actually be kind of interesting you could go farm a certain boss
You know you want to farm out traumas right you go you make a tree that's optimized for doing
Um, you know Zama summoning bosses to then just do the maps over and over and over again to get like the Trump
You know, yeah, I'm saying right you can make trees that optimize. So hopefully they're impactful golden horde
Oh, that's so far. It's just been difficulty loot difficulty loot with with yeah
Gold to convert low tier items into gold or exotic armory if you're looking to get me can we target unique something?
Or just drop one just unique but only full they can be for any class you're an alt
Then there's cross-pollination, pulling lair bosses into other activities to remix your
runes.
After opening touch of gifts and helltide, there's a chance Greek Wars knights will ambush
you.
When killed in helltide, they may drop unique items available from this fort chest.
Okay.
Runes.
Virgoir's gambit can spawn him from helltide chests.
Wait a minute, wait a minute Jack, there's been a new drop, there's been a new
with Fandain 34 minutes ago, D'Aloh hosting something, guys.
Oh, Hozi, bro, Hozi!
No way, it's Hozi!
Fucking lucky, baby!
Hey, coffee.
He's getting Uber Eats!
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Coffee toast
Huh?
Is it a coffin toast Ed?
What?
What?
What is this?
The fuck is this?
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It's a probably better before doing the story it's he may be more fun because lose con
dish on con it's young and it'll teach you more about the wide variety of fish with
different rare. Oh wow, this is nimi-signa.
These and multiple modifiers to chase.
Fishing is more fun with friends. You can trade any fish you find, no matter how weird,
bloody, or celestial they might be, to help your fellow wanderers finish their collections.
As for where you can fish, almost anywhere there are fish, and maybe even a few places
that might surprise you. So take a deep breath, enjoy the calm you've earned, and appreciate
a quieter moment in Century.
What's the point of those?
Who knows what else lurks beneath the wind dark sea?
Is this a meme or is there a point there?
I don't understand.
Is it like an actual mechanic though or?
What, I don't understand.
Is it just for me?
Is it just a meme or do you just want to collect them?
Look, wait, is it just for like,
achievement points or something?
It's cool fun.
What, no, no, no, you're saying it's cool fun.
It's cool fun, it's cool fun.
Wait, I like I love fishing. I love fishing if I use it as a kum shumbo and it's like gives me a buff I
Like I like food and I like buffs like buffs like lots of buffs
And so I didn't like felheim. I could fish old babe or which a cake
I'm sure it is released. We'll also be making major updates across both seasonal and eternal realms
It's terraria that I fish in it's not about it's terraria chat permanent updates across realms
will include the major skill tree improvements we discussed alongside a level cap increased to 70
extending torment tiers a loot filter map overlay that looks crazy extending torment here oh my god
dude that's so much more experience and go bro whoa there's a loot re kella legendaries re kella
Ancestor Rare Magic, Re-Killer, Ancestral, hide all crowding materials. Wow. Condition,
Legendaries, Re-Killer, three affixes selected. Wait, you can just make it do the exact affixes
you want? Wait, is everything dropped ID in this game? I don't know. How does that work?
Look.
Wait, is there identification in this?
I don't remember.
Check.
I've played too many fucking games now.
There's no identification.
So I can literally filter exactly what I want to drop.
So it's basically smart loot at that point.
I mean, it literally, I mean, there already is smart loot, but it's smart loot on top
of smart loot.
It's double smart loot.
Let's go double smart loop.
It's having a good loop filter is actually important then because you can filter out
your smart loop to get just the best possible gear.
I mean I guess I don't know how much you need to pick up to like salvage or whatever but
yeah.
25 rolls.
Oh you can get 25 rolls.
I mean it's probably enough right considering each roll can be quite complicated because
You're gonna have like he's selecting three efforts is it within one rule
Listenry eyes, and you can sleep multiple item power range
How the fuck the D4 get it in game loop filter before fucking pilot Excel
This is just pathetic GGG
Holy fuck
How the fuck did D4 get a goddamn
Loop filter a four-part of Excel you're getting you're getting loop filter mugged right now, bro on God. I
Mean it might not good it's gonna be but still
Lord of hatred yeah, I understand when it launches guys I can see it
I can't include this bro with the fuck
Yes, my timer on the screen literally says when it's you're adding me right the timer on the screen is literally when it starts in three hours
I think it starts 30 minutes after that maybe like this like it's technically out
But then the season starts a little bit later. They're like staggering it
Read it. What are you saying read? What are you saying read?
You might screw up the season before it even starts read it. What do you want me to read?
What do what do you mean what it wouldn't get with it
This answer is wasn't for the season is it 30 minute gap. Yes, it works. Oh, yeah, the window can be wet more animal than it seems
The position explicitly outlined how this position will function
But based on how the other four seasons totally work character credit before season stars plays in the general realm
That I was truul starting at 4 p.m. We could place your character outside the season realm
Of course, it's gonna be out of the season like bro. Do you think I'm retarded bro?
If you start you'll carry before the season starts and then expect that character to get transferred to season. You're a retard
Like what the hell my cat is not seasonal when I didn't start it during the season now
I mean, I don't know why the fuck they wouldn't stop the season when the goddamn game launches
That doesn't really make any sense to me
But I mean if you start your fucking character, and it's not seasonal well, then of course is you just created the character before it seats in all
They made that possible. Yeah, I don't know yeah
Sistine uses
Seals that it's because of steam
That don't make no sense bro filter you get this preload on steam
I don't see why I'm thinking it's just say like reduce the load on the server the j-right to make it more smooth. Hopefully
map overlay pathfinding plus a pit overhaul and itemization updates
per player pathfinding what's that pathfinding? that's crazy with the dot
that's insane plus a pit overhaul and itemization
wanna see this frame? this is this frame here? whoa whoa whoa
mission up that's timbering this is the same cheater before right timbering
Yeah, that's it's for players on the seasonal realm. There will be character resets of refresh the season rank challenges with new rewards and
Updates to the tower and leaderboard beta all falling within the season of reckoning
This season brings two additional season ranks
Unlocking over a hundred season rank challenges for those you keep climbing through sanctuaries trials
Push past your limits conquer fresh objectives and claim rewards worthy of your growing legend
With this update, we're here to make more affixes matter and make item choices contribute
meaningfully to your overall power.
Common, magic, and rare items contain meaningful value in Endgame because they can serve as
crafting bases.
You can later add affixes to them and upgrade them.
Am I going to eat my own ass like the normal items you use for anything?
Like what do you reckon?
Do you think?
Maybe, maybe that people loot the base type, maybe they'll be like good base types.
I guess we'll see, we'll see.
With this update, auto salvaging of lower rarity items in Torment has been disabled.
thing we're excited about is damage multipliers on gear. Gone are the days of tossing out
items with additive damage. Damage multipliers stack additively themselves but are multiplicative,
vastly leveling up the item game in depth when it comes to the perfect item. Four Uniques!
It's like the worst.
It's like SPAT game design, bro.
I don't understand.
We made everything about damage multipliers.
Look, now you've got to do it because it's got more damage multipliers on it.
Dude, Durham, I played D3.
D3 was, okay, I want this to be my build.
How many damage, what is the most possible amount of damage multipliers I can fill into
that build?
And that is your base in slot.
And often it would be like, okay, well this step bonus is locked in, this item is locked in,
and then you've got like two slots you can fuck around with, it's like utility.
And it's basically that now, but like I don't understand why I think this is good,
it's better to just remove, get rid of the multiplicative damage otherwise, delete them all.
Go to additive, it's like the opposite, and then you've got more diversity and what you
you can use because it's not about just stacking as many multipliers as possible.
We're opening things up by reducing the number of always fixed affixes and rolling more from
the available floor.
Wait, so the unique ancestral just has different months.
I mean, what is it?
I guess, I mean, I guess it's unique, it's unique now, isn't it rare?
It gets way plus in difference.
So unique is just the mod on the bottom, it's a special unique mod, that's it, everything
else is just changes.
Okay, so now you can get the multiplier, bro, on the swords, if you want to get the best
one, you got to get the multiplier version, bitch ass.
Giving you room to chase truly optimized combinations for your build.
Tempered aphixes went through an overhaul, unique amnithic items can now be tempered.
Isn't this just completely destroying item classes?
Wasn't the point of those items is that they're unmodifiable and like it's like a slot that's got those stats and it's locked in.
You could have worked around that. Am I crazy? It's just changing every item to where you're at. Am I crap?
Legendary aspects have been refreshed with design updates.
Okay, let's read them. Let's read them.
What about 50% of your resource? Do you have 20% more damage?
I lose three, raise those three, okay?
Casting an ultimate skill, reduces cooldown, so a few other kills by 10, that's it, that's
interesting one, okay?
When there are at least five, at least close enemies, stun them for five seconds, that's
a cool one.
I don't know if you can ever use these, but that's cool, okay?
You gain 11 fury every second, that's a cool one.
Other ones aren't just strike multiple, just damage multiplies.
What was it?
Can you direct deal damage inflicts 60% bonus blend damage of five seconds?
Legendary close enemies or those you deal indirect damage to a slow by 70% for the rest of your deal 30%
increased damage to slow enemies
Shot skills and directions increased by 30% and we can do these five things. These are cool. What do that?
You this is better than before
While shilling a skill damage is increased by 75 70% multiplicative
Wait, do you ever pick these utilities or do you just, are you just forced into picking
the one that says 70% more damage?
The second thing is, the issue is the second something that says do like 70% more damage
competes with a utility.
Everyone just picks the damage instantly because this is the best.
Right, that's the problem.
You just gonna, okay you can get like a stun every now and then chat or like you
get a little bit of resource regen or something or you just do like 80% more damage
so I've been refreshed with design update gain 30% increased fortified
generation and 20% damage reduction well okay okay because you primary max
resource by a pretty much it's a cool so a lot of these are cool just
delete the multiplier ones delete the multiplier ones you damn it every
time, grant you damage in two seconds, take it 30 times.
Gems are getting a major upgrade.
Weapon gem effects are significantly stronger,
and we're including new gem tiers.
We've heard your feedback on stackable items,
and we've increased the stacking size to 1,000
to help with inventory management.
Welcome down, stack bro.
Does it auto loot, bro?
And automatically go to my stash as well, bro?
Because that's what I want.
I want it instantly, just like to fucking make
that I'm just fully automate and then it did I must admit I didn't even care about
anything like it was like auto-selging auto-looting auto everything and it's like
I don't even know what I was I had I was just press the button it was good like
I don't even know what the fuck I'm picking up what's going on I just get
a bunch of mats on the phone I didn't feel like items or anything but I mean
it's a life-side one of the biggest bro is there anything in the other four
where you like it's like picking up a divinable we like ting you like
Ooh, is there anything?
Is there anything?
Mythics?
That's a mythics, a mythics like that, that, that, that rarer,
where you're like, oh shit.
Ooh, okay, okay, okay, okay.
This is the loot filter.
This is a power user feature the community has been asking for
for a long time.
Talking about.
This is a power user feature the community has.
I'm probably just kidding.
Freak kill that, it's a rare magic.
Ancestral 800-800 Magic Rear.
Okay.
Okay.
I've been asking for it for a long time.
We got Recala Ancestral Legendaries.
Uh, okay, Legendary.
So it's 900 Legendary Ancestral, okay.
Long time.
You can export and import filters,
hide item text, hide ground effects,
hide both, or recolor text to make the drops that matter
instantly stand out.
Hunting for the perfect 4 out of 4 base,
you can call out the affixes you care about
about and set a minimum number. So those upgrade ready items pops while the noise fades away.
Loot filters will also support newly introduced systems such as the Talisman.
The map overlay is here and it completely changes how combat and moment to moment flow
feels in Java 4. Bro, they gave up. The vision, bro. What happened to the immersive vision?
And what happened to the immersive vision, bro? After all this they just gave in.
They gave in. You know this is one thing I didn't even give a fuck about. I actually didn't care that I didn't have a map.
I didn't give a fuck. I didn't give a fuck. And I actually, you know, read it one.
Like, the second thing, the issue is the second you have one of these and you have to use them because it's so overpowered.
And then it's like half the time you're staring at this fucking little box with dots.
But uh, I mean YOLO dude.
Hey, reddit won. Reddit won, fair enough.
I'm neutral on this change.
I don't necessarily think it's made the game better or worse.
Uh, this seems to me like pandering, but fair enough.
Hey, that's the- ARPGAndies think they want this.
They think they want this.
At the end of the day. They think they want it.
Like ZZRam would see this and be like,
Oh fuck yeah bro, the game's fucking 20 times better bro.
Fuckin' they caught the map overlay, oh fuckin' shit, eek!
That's literally the easy way, you just need to bust this 23CM out bro, and just start fuckin' swinging it around doing a helicopter.
It completely changes how combat and moments and moments flow.
Fuckin' map overlay!
When the overlay is up, the minimap...
If no one has an overlay, it's fine.
Like, it's only when it, I mean...
It gets out of the way to broaden your view of the game space.
And you've got quick controls to tune it on the fly.
Keybinds for opacity.
Well, it's easier in vocal about this.
D'Elo finds a doubling down on the Mabelay, that's a nice tuxi.
I told you, these Iranians are going to freak out about this, there you go.
Where is Gwassi is?
Of course, of course dude.
It didn't start to Mabelay any.
Keybinds for zoom and options to adjust the coloration of the overlay to match
your preference.
Jesus.
looking to continue with a smooth flow you can enable pathfinding which draws
your route through sanctuary directly to your destination you'll no longer need
to stare at your minimap to make sure you're headed the right way I'm gonna
use that shit so hard bro I'm gonna have that fucking fucking turbo had
enable mode bro just fucking pathfire my ass everywhere let's go just find the
dots
to win any auto move next
lot lot we the fuck is auto move for just your character runs there
bang expanding the ceiling for long-term progression
torment tears are being refined as well to support a consistent feel as you
progress further
and to match
the rewards track better with the risk you're taking
yeah we basically didn't sell there if we didn't want to like nerf
cuz we're fucking posties and we got this fucking mentality of like just
constantly buff everything always and then what we do is we have to just
make everything relatively harder so then we can continue to do your buttery things
and people can think the game's better because like it's always buffs, it's so good.
It's I don't know the day they got a man up they got a man up stop fucking don't
add and don't stop where did we where does it end oh wait we just look at the
elbow three what was it at 2.15 what did we get to chat what there was there
was set bonuses in the elbow three there 50,000 percent more damage bro got
to turn 16. Holy shit. Bro, that was 50,000% set, Motherbless. No cap.
And to match, the rewards track better with the risk you're taking.
We've made important improvements to Layer Bosses, focused on clarity, choice, and clear loot chasing.
If I need to explain to you why that's not good, it's a waste of my time to explain it to you.
Every layer boss now has its own dedicated pool of unique items.
Layer bosses now share a single key, and all greater layer bosses share another,
reducing friction and inventory space.
Bartuck and Asteroth are now in the layer boss system,
and the Butcher is now a greater layer boss in both seasonal and eternal realms.
Lord Xer is now only one click away on the world map.
Whoa! Whoa!
The RuneCube updates to runes to reduce friction and make progression smoother.
The result is a more streamlined system and an indirect buff to farming the specific runes you care about.
The RunePool has been updated and we've removed underutilized runes.
All remaining runes now fit cleanly into the socketables inventory.
Okay.
Runes have also been heavily integrated into our Harajukube cracking system.
I've got okay, dude. I feel like I'm about to just diss everything that they don't
I'm you know, I'm not actually I was gonna shit talk the weight of items and the other four and how like that
Which is to barely turn every item into not an item so it doesn't actually feel like an item
And it's basically just a menu simulator where you just click things and it's just rooms and then you just sleep options
That's basically what's happening is what we're doing to our Harajuku cracking system Chris Wilson would never he would never
And P1, you get the orb, you loot the orb, you click the orb and you press it on the item.
It does the thing.
It's a tangible item, it's a currency orb you press and you click and you do the thing.
It's not like a menu with a fucking sub menu with five different menus and then all the
runes stacked to a thousand and then they all just there automatically loot your character
and you just got like 72 of those, 57 of these and you just click, what are you talking
about bro?
improvements are here along with tuning and quality of life updates to make each run more exciting
and more rewarding. Some of the improvements you've seen in the tower are coming to the pit
and we've also removed a few legacy systems along the way. The pit has grown literally every run
now spans five full floors clearly marked by pit depth so you always know how deep you've gone
and how close you are to the finish.
Direct.
Floor generation has been rebuilt from the ground up.
Bro, you got a 5-flow G-arm, D-W3, dude.
Holy fuck.
Like the GG Rift?
GG Rift?
One-flow.
One-flow.
Moother flow, less frustrating dead ends,
and a more consistent rhythm that keeps you moving forward.
Nearly every environment in the game can now appear in the pit,
pulling from both expansions and past seasons.
And there are rare floors where you'll stumble onto brand new layout mashups found nowhere else
To keep the focus on action. We've also removed death and resurrection penalties along with false shadow attacks
And the penalty baby, let's go
Oh, that's good. No better bees. Oh shit the bread at one brother. They bet just thing bro. They bet bread
It's like yes, dude
Spawning in the pit has been tuned to feel fair deadly to spawn in and you work a guy's out guys. I need to stop
I'm sorry. I'm starting to I'm starting to hate watch a little bit. Do you know what?
Zoom out positive mindset. This is kind of like dude the other four is slowly
Turning into Diablo three
It's what which is I actually enjoyed
Diablo 3 at one point really quite a lot look at the beginning like season one and season two Diablo 3
I was fucking loving that it was so good
So then they suit like systematically patch that game into the fucking ground and made it like so you can play a season for like a
Month to three weeks to two weeks to the point where
Modern day Diablo 3 you start in you spawn in it's like you instantly get the fucking the level 70
There's no like leveling process anymore because I skip that
bang you get a ramilani's gift you get loot like fucking a
20,000 damage multiplier you go to the hardest torment
Brrrrrring you get like full gear and you're literally done in one day
You're done in one day, and it's and that's what it turned into
Whereas this look like they're heading towards like a
Older version of Diablo 3 where it was actually like okay
Okay, which I'm interested in.
And exciting. Shrines now use a flat spawn chance, giving each run a more consistent baseline,
while still allowing for the occasional lucky spike.
Almost every variant of every monster family can now appear, including very rare and special populations.
Progress now scales with real danger, meaning tougher enemies push the bar faster.
And yes, treasure goblins can now invade the pit, alone or with all their friends, with bosses, goblins, and treasure chests all capable of dropping loot.
Oh, is there a double goblin mod, though? Can we get a double goblin pit mod? Can I speck into double?
Tell me I can get a fucking pit mastery that doubles all goblins and gets me a guaranteed one goblin each pit.
Oh my god, is that what you fucking do?
Pit mastery objectives are now fully formalized.
I want to go goblin build, goblin pit build bro, like it just, it just like a go, the goblin side of the fucking passatory for the pit, boom, it's just goblin maxing bro.
Holy shit.
With the tracker clearly showing both party and personal progress.
I feel like I wouldn't put that past the galadives.
What's the tower?
What's the tower?
I'm guessing it's like one of them Asian games where it's like you keep going up floors forever
and ever and ever and ever.
Is it one of those ones?
Like one of them Korean games?
Oh, is it?
Is it just greater or less straight up?
Is it not like going up like little single room floors?
That's just the pit.
I thought the pit was the pit.
Isn't it greater as the pit?
So the tower is, the tower is greater if, so the tower is the pit but with leaderboards.
You've been the pit and verse pit.
So it's a pit, so the pit is like noob friendly pit, tower is like triad pit.
Diablo 4 mods.
really looking to the hot for the other four votes that what the guys looking
right now
I do for most of them and what the fuck we looking at him or what are you
looking for now
was the problems of the game and one spot a lot of a lot
nobody's a big man for too much it
this is what it's a lot of this is for instance of a couple
Oh, wait, is Turbo the thing in the LF1, no way?
Is it actually a fucking thing?
Hey, my man, can you cupcake?
Chair broke, chair broke.
Dude, wait, is Turbo the thing for the LF1 thing?
Oh, my God, dude.
Fucking ban.
Dude, nobody's even been banned from Turbo, but of course,
Woody Joe uses it.
No, Woody Joe uses it, guys.
What is Turbo?
That's a mod that the people used to double it three that no one ever got bad for using
No once not even a single person. So anyone who says they got manfighter, but it's full of shits. They're full of shits
Let's not get it twisted. They're full of shit. Have you said you got manfighting too bad? You're lying
You're a liar
But wait, is it actually turbo have a d4 that's sad as fuck
I thought there was no cheese with the double it for but I guess
Bro, it's elon. Oh man elon's gonna be have turbo head for sure
Power and leaderboards. It's Elon is gonna have to have up for sure
Credible to listen to your feedback watch the competition evolve and keep learning right alongside the community
Now we're bringing a focus set of updates more reasons to climb clear ways to compete and
smoother moment-to-moment play
The climb so what you've got current out of his favorite rank one
Okay, so you got up gain out of his favorite by climbing the tower every successful tier grants one
favor clear way okay that this is the times is a very very easy pits very easy
pits here 74
love this dude I remember doing back in the day people would think there's like
infinite content when they would add like a new patch in and they'll give
players like a new 10,000% damage multiplier and they could go from G
arts here 97 to like 102 and they're like oh my god there's so much more to
do and like bro you can do gr 102 now man it's so crazy and it's the exact same
thing identical gameplay so you've got more dr and more damage and they've just
got more life and damage but you're like oh my god the jail one of one and one
of two so good in the jail one of three oh it's to compete
smoother moment to moment play the artificer stash is a new feature coming
to the tower. This provides valuable caches that contain items with guaranteed greater
affixes, along with currencies and even lore books. These treasures can only be earned by
climbing the tower, and first time completion of higher tower tiers awards the artificers
favor. The new big group of higher towers-
TF50 completed so in their command to land a top 100.
Whoa dude, what the hell yee?
50
Do you know what?
Being a D3 Andy I must admit I'm like cool
Send me into the send me into the whatever the fuck this thing is
Send me into the the the what is the thing the tower the tower won't go into the tower, baby. I'm
I must admit seeing that
The thing is that she was this right this she was this I
I
Get I get addicted to systems like this and I start trying the fuck out of them
I start try hiding the absolute fuck out of it
But usually when I try hard I need to I will prepare super hard or do practice runs
And I'll fucking have an idea what I'm gonna do
Whereas I'm gonna go into this expansion turn
I'm just gonna be like hey, let's log in and do a new character level one
Let's not do optimize in-game strategies. Let's literally like do the campaign quest
For the story in the law
So don't want to be a you know, you know, I'm saying you're watched it, bro
I just did ten out of ten. She says if I'm with fucking
While struggling extremes dog
Like you will never achieve that in your life you will never like chat. I don't think you will never
You will never
Hey, no way
boy
You can you get up call me washed until you get 10 out of 10 on Wild Strike of the extremes or something is similar to that
Okay, let like good good. Give it a go give it a go check and get back to me power tears
I am a little 10 out of 10
You build your captures a snapshot of every build that ranks on the leaderboard
When you click at top players leaderboard entry the viewer displays that safe snapshot making this is cool
This is cool that you can say, like, I mean, parry on, and then put those skills...
It's good for checking people are just doing strap hacks or exploits as well.
For everyone to see which builds are performing best in tower competition.
New environments, monsters, and bosses are arriving to keep the tower experience fresh.
In addition to starting a tower run when you exit the circle,
your run will now automatically begin after a brief countdown.
And hey, did you mess up the run? Did you just barely make it? Did the Orb Goblin run away?
Is that the best you got? The Orb Goblin!
The officer himself will now offer some commentary. Please try your best. He is watching.
Lastly, we're making tower competition timing better and fairer.
Based on player feedback, leaderboards now start on Thursdays after a release or patch.
This permits the time needed to address any major issues before the community-wide
Competitive aspect of the tower
Let's go go get that Kondi where's the Kondi at?
Gonna fish for the Kondi gonna get the GG riff man. Oh
I need the fuck I need to fish the GG map with the GG layout with a GG muptap
And then with the GG Kondi the very inch I can come to the boss. Let's go, bro
That's a quick look at what's ahead with Lord of hatred and season of reckoning
We'll have more details in our vlogs hatch notes and deep dives
So if something here caught your eye, you'll be able to dig in right away
See you all in sanctuary. I must admit. I must admit chip seen the that the G as I do my I must admit
It's like do I'm not gonna fucking log in right now and just get your try hard metagame fucking
Ultra try hard fucking push them rifts. Oh my god. It's I could but I've heard it says annoying cuz like I
I
Would have I probably would have got way more addicted to D4 if they'd had if that basically
There's every little patch has been pushing the game closer to D3 and I actually liked all D3 and it's getting kind of it's getting closer and closer
I still don't think I still in all D3 still better than D4
Maybe I should play the new expansion, but I still think it's just superior, but we'll see we'll see
Yeah, but if that had this shit like just a leaderboard in the tower I would have had something to do I
Instead of just like fucking farming helltides or whatever the fuck dog shit like let me go to the dungeon
We go to the next dungeon. Let me run to the next time. I hope my horse run to the next dungeon. Let's go back to hell
Todd it's be held tight sup guys
Let's find that I was like, oh
Oh
Welcome.
Welcome.
Okay, that is a lot to chew on.
As I mentioned at the end of that video, we will have an official blog launching after
the stream.
So you can go and check that out if there's extra details you want to chew on.
But additionally, we'll have plenty towards the end of the stream.
So if you have any questions that weren't answered in that overview video, feel free
to drop them in the chat.
We'll grab those and answer those close to the end of the stream.
Who better to get into everything with me than a very familiar cast crew?
We've got Colin, Zobin, and Art back on the stream. Welcome fellas.
Hey, how are you?
Great to be back.
Great to have you guys here.
You didn't watch this?
So I know we did go through, you know, everything coming with Lord of Hatred in that overview.
We do also have...
I understand it.
I had definitely not watched it as a one-hour thing.
Season of Reckoning launching at the same time as the expansion.
And I know this is going to be a little bit different of a season because it is coming out
Intended with the expansion what can players kind of literally I've already watched it. I've already watched if I clicked off
I clicked off on it
I didn't ask you watch because they set it out. He they went into straight away gone. What's your favorite class pro expect to see
For season and reckoning. Yeah, so kind of as we covered
Moving on as we as we said, I love to for season reckoning because so much of it relies on season seasonal rank
There's so much that you get to pass it
You get to you get to chip away on it just as you're playing through the expansion everything else
So yeah, there's also a lot of goodies packed in there. Yeah, a lot of rewards spread throughout
Yeah, got a lot of some rewards, but of course I do really want to know from you guys
With the expansion coming out soon with so much launching
What are you all most excited for players to get their hand on for the Lord hands-on for the Lord of Hitchard expansion?
Yeah
I don't know about this, I don't know about this, I think I like this video, at least it
was stuff to look at, they're just going to be cool.
So pretty pumped about those changes, it's awesome.
How about you, Zavin?
Warplans hands down, I'm so excited.
We've never really had something like this to just so deeply modify all of our endgame
activities.
It really is, when we say you got to make your own endgame, we really mean it.
have a hundred nodes across all the activities in the game.
Some of them actually cross pollinate.
So you can make choices in one tree that modify another one.
So there's just a bunch of variety for players
to kind of chew on, sink their teeth into.
I can't wait.
It's such a different way.
Are we chilling or are we sinking at faith?
What are we doing?
What you do in your moment to moment in the end game,
there hasn't been anything like it since.
That's awesome.
Yeah, I think much like the skill tree,
it's fun to tinker and craft all these things.
and it's even more fun to send it out into the wild
to see what crazy combinations people come up with.
Yeah, and it's especially intended
with all the skill tree stuff we're doing, right?
You get to change kind of how you do the end game
and also what your end game is.
You get to control kind of both halves of this now.
That's right.
That's right.
How about you, Rick?
Yeah, I'm definitely excited to see
what kind of builds people cook up
that we've never even thought of, right?
So, but for me, I mean, definitely excited
to have people try all the new systems, you know,
skill tree, there's a talisman, there's a cube,
We've kind of redone everything, updated everything.
But really what excites me most is just kind of
players experiencing all of this together,
like holistically in console,
for the full, for a brand new Diablo experience really.
Yeah, and it's something that we actually do point out
in the blog that I think is really exciting too.
We talked about it a little bit in the video,
is like there is so much that's changed the game
regardless of whether or not you own the expansion.
So if you're just coming back to, you know,
play Diablo over the weekend
and you just wanna get back into it for a little bit,
so much of the game does feel different.
And, you know, if you're playing on a kernel,
if you're not playing in the expansion,
so much has changed for anyone who plays Diablo.
So like you said, all players get to experience it at the same time.
So it's a lot of really cool changes.
Yeah, actually, I saw a comment I was watching the Warlock video,
and they're like, oh, Quiver designed and worked on the Warlock
and Paladin team that did that should do that to the rest of the classes.
And it's like, well, you're in luck.
Absolutely, the same team has killed it and updated every single class.
So you don't even need the Warlock or Paladin to experience
this new, I would say, generation of class.
It's just super cool.
That's unreal.
That's awesome.
Excellent.
OK, so I know we've got some questions that we gathered and twitched at.
We're actually going to kick it over to Q&A now
and answer some of your questions you've been dropping in.
So first things first, we've got a question here.
We've seen a lot of reactions and feedback on inventory.
Can you guys speak a little bit on some of the things
we've seen?
Yeah, so I think some of this has been
reaction to some of the reviews and stuff
that have been coming out.
And for what it's worth, anyone who knows
Murak, our favorite dancing fallen,
he was kind of available in those things.
And so we had a lot of people loading up on stuff.
Generally speaking, we've made a lot of changes
to the game, which actually I'll
let these guys kind of chip in and give some answers to.
This is AI.
Starting with, we actually had,
if you file or the hatred, you get a stash tab.
So, every part of the pressure has been something
we've been thinking about how to leave,
and that's one way to do it,
but there's a bunch of other stuff we want to do.
So, if there's something you want to talk about.
Yeah, I mean, I'll say like one of the changes.
Remember when I couldn't add stash jabs?
Because something about like every time you're
in an instance zone, it loads every else's inventory
because some wet coding quirk.
Is that still happening?
Is that why we can only get one stash tab?
Because you know that motherfuckers
sold the stashjazz they could have in this hall. You know what I would have done that.
We made was essentially to reduce and remove incense and elixirs because it felt like it
was one of those really annoying uptime games that just wasn't super fun in the end game
to compensate. Something we saw people use these for is the XP boost. We've actually
massively increased the amount of XP you get from monster kills, which actually translates
much more into the difficulty tiers as well because a lot of the difficulty tier XP comes
from monster kills. So we've massively increased the amount of XP for monster kills. You
have to go into quests now if they necessarily get the max levels quickly, which is awesome.
Art, I know we've also done a ton of stuff on the layer bosses.
Yeah, definitely. I think across all kind of inventory tabs, lowering inventory pressure
was really, really important. So you saw in the video, like, everything that's stackable
stacks with 1000 now. We've removed runes, so they all fit in your inventory. We've
consolidated a bunch of other things, like layer boss keys. Something else that we've
done with the Roger Cube is just give an outflow for a lot of items that you
may pick up that are, like, once you get into the endgame, oh, it's not really
worth my time using blue and yellow tributes. I'm like, okay, cool. You can take those.
You can combine those up into higher rarity tributes and we've done this across a bunch
of things so it should be generally much easier to put people in the line of the game here.
I'm gonna let you think of a way to put people in the line of the game here.
Have it overflow into your stash.
Yeah, and to re-play it by the infamous...
Guys, I don't think I want to watch this.
I don't think I want to watch this.
I must admit I'm kind of bored.
It's just random questions that I just don't really...
I mean, I enjoy watching the feature announcements and everything.
That was pretty cool on all that but like here in the Q&A when it's like,
I'd probably remember half the systems in the game.
So it's like, you know...
I haven't properly played Diablo since the game launched, that's when I played it properly.
I played it properly on the game launch.
I played the beta and I played the game launch and then I literally came back just for the
expansion for like a fucking half a day or something with Brother Zack and like he hated
it.
He hated the game and he was just hating the whole time.
It was a pain champ.
It was a fuck, bro.
Honestly, dude, it fucking ruined the vibes.
You know, I couldn't I couldn't even enjoy it in one percent.
OK, not even one percent.
Can I do it again? Was that bad?
I was trying to listen to the dialogue and the whole time.
And it was like, it was just, you know, oh, oh, it's just yeah.
And, dude, about how bad default was the whole time.
I remember that.
I remember that shit.
So, yeah, this time, yeah, I'm going to at least lock in
to maybe enjoy it and you know what a lot of these changes and a lot of these
announcements it just looks like the D3 are firing the game and you know hey D3
actually not terrible game yes they ran it to the ground and they made a
complete dog shit but there was a point right well I don't want you want to
call it the point when Reaper souls came out right it's Reaper souls and
like those first seasons those were so it was such that was peak Diablo she
was bad ass. So it was bad ass. It was good. It was good. Sure. We got this. Yeah, we got
the new force gaming, but we sponsor. Isn't that video is labeled as a category and is
too tightly integrated to be separate. Hashtag Diablo partner. It's full scamming though guys.
sports game this is it let's just have a quick look he looks he looks like he's really
Please just kill me.
Oh, I think I just paused it a bad time, guys.
Upcoming job expansion there. We got it. We got it. We got it.
Early there, spending a few days with the game last week.
Not enough time for a full blown review or the usual 100 plus hour playthroughs that I prefer doing,
though I am hoping to do something like along these lines, maybe a week or so after release.
In the meantime, though, yes, I spent a little bit of time with the game,
and during that playthrough, I got to see enough to get started on the endgame and touch on much of
the new stuff that this expansion has to offer. Thank you to Blizzard for giving me the opportunity
to play the expansion early. They have also sponsored today's video simply asking me to
give you a full breakdown of all the new stuff coming with Lords of Hatred, so let's dive in.
What is new? What has changed? And what can you expect from this latest expansion?
Alright, so for starters, we've got the brand new zone of Scovos, along with a main story quest to go with it.
Like the original game and The Last Expansion, as you follow the main story quest line,
the anime didn't seem kind of cool.
you have cutscenes, boss fights, and encounters, while also being guided through the various sections of the latest zone.
In that process, coming across all of the usual points of interest and activities along the way.
Now, Scovos itself has this-
Yeah, guys, is it gonna spoil? Is it about to spoil this?
long Mediterranean feel with a foresty region in the east,
volcanoes all the way to the west, and these sunken lands in between.
It's also home of the Amazons,
who you'll be interacting with here and there on occasion as well.
Now within Scovost, you have got the typical assortment of points of interest and things to do.
You've got public events, strongholds, dungeon locations, sellers, etc. etc.
with some neat new visual variety in the new location as well.
And then by the end of the expansion story,
you will have cleared most of Skolvos' map,
maybe barring a few stronghold locations
if you didn't go out of your way to do them while passing by.
Oh, and of course, during this-
Bro, questing? I'm gonna be questing with those fucking dots enabled, baby.
And I'm just gonna be following the dots, killing them bops.
Ooh, shit, putting on things to save and multiply the damage.
Let's go!
So, campaign playthrough.
You got several new major boss fights.
These were pretty cool.
I don't want to spoil the big ones,
But I will say all of them had some neat mechanics to engage with a final fight in principle
I remember the dog boss of the last expansion was so dog shit, bro
It was like I didn't even know what's happening. There was a dog and then you just see these bowls coming out and
Then it was just fucking it was like I there was like no mechanics. You couldn't just auto attack them and then he died
That's what that's there was literally like up dude. There's all I remember. I remember like there was a dog and there was some bowls
Guys not those kind of bowls like you're flying projectiles
Take your there was quite a spectacle for sure now
It's worth noting that on your initial run
I got to play through the new campaign but on subsequent characters
You are given the option to just skip straight to the endgame with the entire map cleared
which lets you run whatever content you want to level up from that point forward.
Okay, beyond the new zone, campaign and all that stuff, we got two new classes.
First there is the Warlock. This is the newest class added to the Diablo franchise.
You might recall, in fact, they added this into Diablo 2 a few weeks or so ago.
Now, the Diablo 4 variant is similar, but with a whole bunch of new tools at its disposal.
Warlock is described as this aggressive summoner playing at melee range,
combining dark magic and these demonic allies. From what I saw, it's also a rather quick caster
able to move speedily across the map. Now I only got to see this a little bit, spend a little bit
of time with the warlock and I hope to give it some more time in the future because it does seem
to have a lot of potential but frankly I was just wanting to dive straight in and play the
paladin. This is what I'm really enjoying right now. Thematically paladin was one of my favorites
It's in Diablo 2 and it's the classic sword and board kind of heavenly warrior bits, fairly
tanky with lots of light and fused abilities.
And then their class mechanic is the oath system where you choose from one of four oaths each
having their own kind of defined play style.
I've really been digging, playing it, zipping around the map.
I've been going with a hammered in build, so swinging hammers around me constantly.
The class that has been available for some time for people who pre-order the game,
but I just recently jumped back in and have checked out this expansion and I'm enjoying
it so far.
What?
The Paladin is the class I will be playing once the expansion-
Wait!
I can log in right now and play Paladin!
Yo, dude!
I can log in right now and play the Paladin!
I can do that!
Bro, am I logging in and just giving it a little look at?
Are we gonna have a look? Wait, since when were you? I remember that.
Of course I remember we could do that, Chad. I'm just fucking around.
What the fuck are you doing?
Oh shit. Oh shit.
It's late for a baby. Whoa.
Look at the horse animation.
It's gonna change everything man. The animation is that good?
It's just gonna sell me all the game bro.
Like the horse animation is gonna blow my mind.
That sounds good.
I played the Paladin.
What?
Is that a paladin?
Clown.
Keren Eilea, bro.
That's Keren Eilea.
Chris Wilson. What is that? Free! Free! Free!
What's free?
Where's the free one? Oh free free bro, free. Whoa
Very good. Climb climb
Free
It's yo yo what oh shit yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo
Uncover ancient truths library. Oh shit. Oh shit. That's what the more logic we go. Oh shit. There we go boys. Yo around
I've traveled far to learn the origins of my craft
The knowledge is
Riscuit
He's got a tuning fork.
He's got a tuning fork.
He's getting his harmonic resonance.
Is this Cal Goren?
What is this?
What is that?
What is this?
What is this?
the bot dude the new bot class what is that bro that looks like a what do you
call those things are rachnid that's like an arachnid some sort of like alien
arachnid it's a giant skid a butt yeah what is that
Oh
Was it up to us
How many of us are we talking a what's for us?
Anyway guys anyway where was I free continue shopping like you gotta scroll
down to get the free stuff you get a kid you're supposed to money by stuff did
free stuff well you tell me how could I possibly play the paladin I do not
remember playing the paladin you tell me I've played the paladin I gotta get the
Free stuff, Chad.
What do you got?
Free?
Ah, very good.
Oh, what's up for Clown Week?
It's cool, Steve.
Did I log in?
Did I log in on Clown Week as a meme?
Wait, that's... this is level 9.
That's a Paladin you're telling me. How do you tell that? It's just 200, bro.
Ohhhhhh... 9. There were 9.
Hard Paladin.
What's the extra season 30 you created in your character's season realm?
Shadow just watched the trailer.
I just watched the trailer.
I
Wait, let's shift
Oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, oh yeah.
B.
Okay, I really should have, I am so, Jack, I am so rusted.
Okay, I've just been playing click to move, game, for like two months straight, Jack.
And now I'm looking into Wast...
D4.
RAH!
I'm looking into Wastik. What the fuck? Holy light aura.
Active. On these two pure bolts of light.
Okay, do we look at this?
Oh, what the fuck?
How do I do that? How do I do that?
See? See.
Ah-ha!
I want to mention my graphics and max out as well, where are we at with graphics?
Kursa Kalapika, who's cousin's the 38th years, alright fuck it I guess, with a cinematic
value dude.
Far, quality low.
Frame direction, fuck that shit, I'll enable it, yeah.
Sharpen image, no we don't want any of that shit.
Max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max, max.
Fuck this.
Hell no, hell no, not low effects.
Raid tracing!
Let's go.
Whoa, can we have a second spuck?
Is this the highest quality gavel that you're ever seeing?
Can you give us a little bit of an answer?
I think I might need to reset it, because I can't tell the difference yet.
reset the game real quick to make sure I got it like the hour below
I think I need to restart because I couldn't tell the difference yet so I'm going to restart to make sure I fucking
can tell the difference.
Was it worse? TTS. Oh shit.
Before good?
Chabro.
For once, Blizzard is not lying.
Hatred will take hold in about five hours when people log in and realize how dog shit their game is
It was either actual endgame or this music video lemaw
How's it going lil gup two brother
using prime to hate what they think good man base pull his lights pass and
out us to the initial enemies it will say that cornice the same as nine
inch nails this is as a magic and carbonara they got nothing to do with
each other if today's day cause a new zealand is just Australia fucking a
How do I highlight out of a judge?
I want to read Judges!
How do I highlight out of a judges?
Maybe that's...
Oh, it's down the bottom.
Yeah, you fall back to me to get to the edge of three spies
THX surfer eat attainment
D4 bat
Well, what did I go here? We've got
That's a quick brandish
Thank you so much for banning me so I wouldn't have to watch that shit game
Please do not unban me until you have a d4 good.
Ock stops.
Getting health tips form the guy who is always sick and injured.
20 thorns damage increases thorns damage.
No!
D4 overpriced trash.
Bitch.
What is your chance to use your thorns?
Like, is it a chance for your thorns to pulse around?
Then eat d4 you bozo!
Woah! Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
Delete D4, you bozo!
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah.
Woah, for once, Chat, for once.
Fucking refund D4 on Steam and report it now!
Ohh!
No!
No!
What is this blue bar, man?
What is this blue bar?
What's this blue bar?
Oh my god, it's my light? Why am I light blue?
and it's actually pretty stuck in his toe.
Show the tracks.
Again, one dollar is seven seconds.
When in the end, I end.
Sniper prediction for today is our glorious leader here
will turn a complete 180
despite having a permanent tattoo
on his arm that says otherwise
just to be a contrarian hipster.
D4 will be called good
by the end of stream mark my words.
It's the classic Blizzard experience.
experience they made the game easier more casual friendly it was too
complicated before having to figure out what slot could have what now it just
works guys they actually think their players are trilling the times so I
don't have the reason tab it is I'm thinking full map so I don't have to
we need the duck-ass stuff duck-ass duck-ass I'm gonna roll where we rode
dog in this case what am I doing yet where am I
this shit is loud as fuck
tennis
okay let's get my let's get my sound before nice
so one the music going to be nice hey Quinn just letting you know that you've
actually convinced me to get the expansion yes I'll grab some bruise
from the brewery churrogell
can you tell them band time tigers for recording this?
such a dumbass bitch bro
huh?
show the touch sheep daddy oh shit I need a default keybinds bro I'm one fucking
pile of extra keybinds bro hi Quinten please pause the video again I haven't
got default keybinds that's it you're reacting so well please pause again and
again one more time Quinny
Wow terraria. Oh here we go, d4
A boba
d4, what the fuck, T?
You got way too you, chubro
That's button 4
Okay, we're gonna turn that shit off
We're gonna turn this shit off
D4 bad
Uh, disable, save, disable
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to d4 underscore bad underscore game
Uh, I and B apparently, okay
Do you still need to collect all of those stupid Lillith statues?
I don't think so now. I'm pretty sure that's gone right, silly.
Quick check him getting a bit old and my memory is gone.
When did you kill Lillith? I can't find the clip.
Ah, yo.
Fat.
Soft launching the D4 week to farm the drops.
My god gamer.
Holy shit this guy is Fata F player game fat bozo.
Po2 Slop give D4.
Oh yeah that's perfect right.
What my quest is.
2 hours and 29 minutes to clown weak guys
D4
3!
Battle Pass!
Woah!
Welcome to Relic Grades and you have a battle pass that allows you to catch lobs and use your voice
You have a battle grace and more than just a battle pass
But you have a special event in Relic Grades
That day the guy that killed his girlfriend has D4 in his name
Coincidence, I don't think so
D4 bat
battle pass three standard premium
reliquaries one has ever been banned for
turbo hood no one has ever been read
this shit and you just fucking try to
be very the battle boxes of one standard
in three premium reliquaries free
reliquaries can be purchased with
playing them individually or as part
of the digital thing okay what is
What's going on here, Chad? Oh my goodness.
Holy fuck.
Glean rewards and favor.
The premium battle pass track.
Well, the crazy car is in two hours.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, we got two hours left, guys.
What the fuck?
Bro, what's going on here, Chad?
What is all this shit?
Does anyone know what's going on?
Whoa.
That looks cool. That looks cool. I can rotate it.
That looks cool. I can rotate it, right? Am I crazy? That looks sick.
Uh, but what the fuck am I looking at? Season of slaughter.
Oh my god, dude. The back egg is free. Free!
Free free
Nothing's happening. I've only got five of these things, but I need a lot. I
Need a lot of these things. I haven't got this. Okay interesting
Okay, Matt relations are oh my god, the chair is online bro login
Okay, I don't know what the fuck what that shit is whatever dude. I'm just trying to figure out how to do a fucking quiz in this game
Diablo for a battle of the interface, okay, so I remember these as a lead in events. Yep
Okay, so this is some sort of a quest here as a side quest. All right
I've got all these teleport points interesting this is a gay cull help one
It's probably nine minutes, nine minutes, this is some 24 minutes, okay so we're gonna
go this one here, right, so we can click there, alright now I can just click here, bang.
And then, uh, let's get the fuckers on there, guys I've seen the part that makes
trailer and I watched it already nice horse dude is this a bad horse we're gonna
on us holy shit look at me go
dude whoa look at this fucking speed bro
whoa whoa whoa
a little bit of a glitched tail gone through the zones interesting
Oh shit, this quest is right in the quest area.
Make quick, now, things.
What is this?
Indirect A-Valley Engine.
I'll survive, but those Jaguars slaughtered my companions and us time that it takes to tell it.
You. I am a Kamato, a trapline exile in desperate need of a capable fighter.
There's a temple nearby where I can wield what little sorcery I know
and can bail those beasts to reveal themselves again.
Then, you can strike them down.
Those beasts serve never haunt your wall.
A bow of an malicious trickster.
Let's keep moving forward.
I shouldn't have put that name off.
It's good to speak of those who may be watching.
Fuck yeah baby, fuck yeah, it's gonna fucking break.
I don't wanna see my results yet, but I'm getting results.
You getting warm over your father is a billy in his nebis.
This should be heaps.
Should be heaps.
So I didn't say no to my sound effects, I only got to say no to my sound effects a little bit.
We can just go ahead and put in the music down as a tad, like 80 maybe.
We'll just have to make it down to like 30.
33 I think that would be good.
Fitting the whole game down, no one's watching it.
Shit the hell up bro.
Oh is this a quest?
What is this?
Dude I'm just killing everything past a little of my aura.
This is sick.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, the guy's owning it!
What are those health stacks we have?
What are those health stacks?
Amulet.
What amulet?
Um, so let's double carry the bag.
So a bag is for the random shit.
Interesting.
I thought that, uh...
Okay, I don't know if I'm doing the quest with this dude or I'm doing this other thing.
I'm just trying to get a rant, and I just don't remember how the fuck the base game works.
One more time, and the menu's in the gameplay, there's a lot of menus man, you gotta beat
the menu boss.
Obviously, there's gonna be some issues when you first play a game and you play
a long time you're gonna be resting in the spot and it's like you know boys
minions look confusing but I'm guessing what you're used to it it's growing up
that confusing right this big this game really
I'm shilling I'm shilling you're looking upon the next hour you're gonna have to
fucking atmosphere that's just gonna be so easy now just this game is like
you've got 15 different battle passes instead of an atmosphere you know so
you open up your fucking menu and it's like you know you like what the fuck is
a reliquary what the fuck is the fucking collectibles thing what what is
going on here get the shot the shop icon you get the bespoke little prison
icon they do what does that mean dude it's got a present there welcome back
shit I need to buy stuff now it's got the pretty good presents there for me
Bro
This prince
Wait, did this motherfucka just race it?
Okay, this is gonna be a rare, right?
He's got yellowed egg
Isn't this epic? Is this me or something?
Rizzo!
How many stacks have we got?
the river. It's a child. I'm lost my jam. It's so beautiful but it it fell into the
river. Maybe it went somewhere down there. Could you help me find it? Oh my god. When
I get it back I'll be able to
Well, he would just be good to have it back
Can you lead the way though? I don't trust this guy, bro. He's about to go demon mode. Dude. That's a demonically infused gym
I don't understand it. I don't have an arrow
I haven't got a good job. I think I saw something down by the village
But be careful. There are monsters everywhere. Okay, let's go back here as well. We got two guys
We've got two NPCs on our quest now, let's go.
This looks like the Ormaine in Inslee Mines.
Okay, we're at the river.
pointing at me help the job man I'm the job my village was cursed everyone except
for me they were my friends my neighbors even my kids you're the gym it was
Christmas now they're all monsters to the jammy you Christmas I think the
gem is further down the river if you can find it I know I can't bring back
My village, but maybe the jungle returned to normal
Just got some idiot. We must destroy the gym
That used to be my village, but the people aren't people anymore. They're just monsters now
It was a dice
Yes, let's take down that orb. Is the orange is killer for me
Shit, we got these little circles, man.
Is this hardcore channel?
Am I playing hardcore?
Run down to zero flasks.
Run down to zero flasks.
Pause.
I can't even pause!
It's in MMO!
This is hard to watch out for, if I'm dead I'm actually dead, bro.
I really care about this character, right?
I may be a cool clown on all candles, but I, you know, I'm passionate about this character, okay?
Generator's Fender!
Let's go!
On this fucking quest, baby.
Obviously, I don't feel very attached to this character, no wonder I feel like super engaged
right now.
But if I was to start a non-seasonal Diablo 3 character, I would also go the third way.
It's like, this isn't my real guy, none of the loot here matters, I'm gonna replace
It's an old one. It saves an old etc. etc. etc.
Can we get a music balloon down to, like, sixty-six or something?
Yeah. I'm finishing the quest. I'm where I'm finishing the quest.
I didn't find out what happened to this kid, man.
Wow.
I should be like, what about the game bro? I already had the game bought, apparently.
I don't even remember when I bought it, but I already bought it.
I think that's it! It must be! But what are they all doing around it?
It's the fucking game bro! It's cursed man!
I'll take the gem. Thank you for getting rid of those monsters. We were... my parents.
Oh, what the fuck?
This was your family!
This quest is crazy.
Nipah, you fucking killed everyone!
Dude, at least there's voice acting man. I just played the horse game and there's no voice acting.
Like they're the similar budget games
Don't be voice acting
I'm glad you survived it's dangerous out here. I I know my way around I
Needed to show you my home and then over Sue and it tell you
this is all my fault yeah because I stole the gem from the sacred grove we
call six on it fucking idiot you fucking idiot
take the gym off him bro what's turning over the demons
we should return to the gym you helped me find I took it from an altar in
Suzan and and it made the jungle angry I heard screams and shouts all around me
so I I got scared and through the gem into the river the growth tender it's
a cheque came looking for me he knew I took the gem and told me I had to return it to make things
right but I couldn't find it the last thing I heard was at the cheque chanting trying to calm
the jungle then he screamed and it was quiet maybe he's stealing the grove I don't know
maybe if I return the gym things could get better I mean that's how are they
adult in the situation that a chance to go like this is a fucking serious
situation bro fucking let's get the Germany didn't he just like the child
Oh, mate. Protect the jambita.
I'm fucking stuck!
Holy shits!
How did I not die there bro? I'm insane! I'm insane!
Who the fuck I am you are!
Bro I was stuck I couldn't move at all.
God game emote bro, they could be in the trap for a reason baby.
A one has ever been banned for turbo HUD.
Welcome Wanderer.
No one has ever been banned for turbo-hud.
You will be back.
No one has ever been banned for turbo-hud.
And for turbo-hud, uh, I think not.
Trig.
Ban for turbo-hud.
Ban for turbo-hud.
Band for turbo-hud, I think not.
Well, I'll take a second, bro.
These turbo-huds are all liars.
Do we have any skipper guards?
These turbo-huds are all liars.
Default Bat.
Two enemies.
24 DPS.
Bozer the Clown.
Also known as the world's most famous-
24 DPS.
One deep shoulder's
25 deep Bs!
That
plus 1
every month i'll re-subscribed for free and i donate the same message this
fan off
question before dat base speedie beebeeinybee//
Pure Moleapers SMG4
what am I what is you know I'm looking at right now
uh
moving for the guy cell is stuff
this
this is a great hunt for triple g quinney
what am i what am i what the fuck is the guy like cell which is my shit in the mats
an anvil
guys it's been years since I fucking like I mean I'll be here long done it
got to live on 9. Remember someone was scorching ping gifted a tier 1 sub to the
ablo for its garbage. They have given 10 gift subs in the channel. Can anyone see the
anvil? Remember to equip your auto pickup pet.
I'll do more to pick up hit.
If I don't like shit turned off, or is this supposed to be this?
I had to see this stuff.
I
Didn't know that bro. Oh my god
Listen up
Going back from 10 out of 10 new beginning dreaming path effects
I run to playing Diablo 4 we be equipped to stepping into touch it on your way to second job to feed your sick and disabled family
Yes
This patch is different.
This patch is different.
Game is saved.
This patch is different.
This patch is different.
Game is saved.
The plumber played the game and it's shit.
Plumber, you played the game and it's shit.
The plumber, the plumber.
Degenerates of Twitch chat of discord.
Look, my dear brothers, I see in your messages the same fear that would take the heart of me.
We got it, babe, we got it.
And here I come when the courage of Twitch chat fails.
When we forsake our basics and break all bonds of hate watching.
But it is not this day.
An hour of drops, and blizzard shells, when the age of gaming comes crashing down.
But it is not this day. This day we type.
So for all that you hold dear, in this good hobby, I bid you spam.
Default Bat.
That's just fucking shit.
Fuck, I'm coming by myself right now.
Okay, we're gonna...
Mind? Midnight Jaguars? No, that's not the point. I'm trying to do the core with this little boy.
To the grove!
We must go to the grove, my brother!
Look at those mobs, dude. These are not mobs.
Look at those mobs.
Bang! My butt is doing boom.
Oh, now, for now, cats.
Put them in prison forever, and that's it.
That they're rescued off the street.
And then they just monetize them like little street cat hookers.
but actually the fact you can adopt the cat is actually an ad for the cats well
you know what I'm saying it's the equivalent to a pole dancing what am I
law bro it's a cat rubbing against your leg you know
shh shh shh shh
Alright, what?
Look at me go, baby
I'm the god, man, I'm the pollinant god
Can anyone can we subscribe and donate the same message this?
It was that I returned
I hope it's a cheque and my village can rest when that happens
Fucking cop it off
but I can't I don't want to see what happens
I mean he's fucking you are
yeah this is all your fault
Nipah how'd you made a steal the gym in the first place
enter check-in fill his sleep I knew that would be the only chance I had to
into the grove. He safe got out for so long time. The grove was so quiet when I stuck past
him it felt heavy and I could feel it change when I took the gem. Then I heard rumbling
and screeching so I ran and didn't look back. That's when I tried to throw the gem in
the river. What an idiot! What an idiot! Can't you just send out a demon so I can kill him
already? What are you doing? Should we put the gem back? I can't go near that tree.
I can't see what the jungle did to Excheque. Here, take the gem. I pulled it out of
those vines in the center please put it back for me and make it right
well either all your fucking family's dead if you can't guys dead everyone's
dead well it's all your fault bro it's all your fault what are you fucking
done
How many results did I have?
How many results did I have?
I'm like, just my results live up.
I'm waiting for the perk.
Okay, one result.
It's gone.
It immediately disappeared.
Mind you, the setting of the result works.
I'm just reading the result.
I thought I got 20s of damage.
I'm just read result. I thought I got 20s of damage, right?
Oh, bro, okay, putting the gem inside the hull chat to pause it in the jam in the hull
Yeah, that's a check, hey
That's a cheque. Is that you?
Okay. That's- that's go. Wait, what? Oh, look. Dude, I'm trying to- I'm trying to click-
I'm not trying to click on you bruh!
Yo, what the hell?
I can move the corpses around.
That's sick.
Like, actual 3D objects.
Cool.
You like...
Tell Nipah fucked it up.
Kill him. Kill Nipah.
Kill Nipah.
Kill Nipah.
until I was as you see me now. I ended the grove, and now I am out of it. There must
be a new warden, and that responsibility falls to Nipah. His deed carries a handkerchief.
I wonder if it's a chickade kill the other wooden
Shit there we go, okay
There you go, wow look at that for rent. Yeah, there's a random site where it's everyone
Random site was
Random site was everybody pretty intense law guys
So you fucking killed everyone!
I think they could be everywhere!
Oh no! You fucking killed everyone!
Jesus!
Okay, we're already good at it. You deal 6% in Grislyne 5 damage.
You have 3% lucky chit chance.
You gain 15% of your track control duration, and you deal 7% of your damage to your multiplied track control enemies.
Spear of the Heavens. Rain and heavily spear from the sky, and then 43 damage.
Oh, this one's a Teleport Me.
You can shoot Gavirant, which is cool down.
Spear of the Heavens now drops 8 Spears.
Spear of the Heavens again, 3 Spears.
There's a core skill, and now the pure holy enemy Greshers.
Who might want to Teleport Me?
I need the light for 6 seconds healing you and your allies for 4% life and debiting your enemies for 20.
Damage per second. 18 seconds cooldown.
Dude, constant growth. That's other one I call.
I don't have the light and pull enemies together after more than 5 seconds,
briefly sending them and dealing 65 damage.
You gain 6% strength damage, you have 2% increased strength chance,
and popcent increased damage into weak enemies.
Currently striking me, Grouch exerted damage reduction for 5 seconds.
Needle sent some standing creeps, but it's starting to damage all of me.
Wow, wow, wow, guys.
I like Aura's.
Soaring in the air with angelic wings and diving into the battlefield dealing 21 damage.
Yo!
I'm telling you guys I wanted to try to become a zealot for the skill now, feeling 100 degree damage and landing on me.
I'm telling you guys I can't shoot the battlefield, creating a fissure.
I'll do an extra try I think.
Here we go boys, here we go!
Here we do this!
Here we go!
Boom! That's pretty sick. That's pretty sick. This is not early access chat. I'm just just
sitting up Paladin because you can just play Paladin now. So I'm just, I'm gonna play Paladin
on launch, so fuck it. Let's just, uh, well the thing is the skill tree's gonna change,
right? So it's kind of pointless me learning the skills read, but what it does do is
it lets me like just read some of the skills, you know, because the skills will be
the same. The rooms will change and the passes will change, but where is this the tree?
Is this changed? It's not yet. Okay, so it's going to change, right? Yeah.
Rally 4th gained a 20% new speed based against the generic 25th.
Oh, why don't you get phasing or something?
She's using Andrew Jessica for three seconds.
Really necklace 35% of your maximum life can stack.
Religion is true faith.
D4 is greater than Wilson is greater than D2 is greater than PoE is.
Wait, what is that?
D2?
She's saying D4 is better than every game.
I'll do a claim of one.
What?
That's a meme, right?
I don't know if you get a skill point for that, though.
No, I actually got a skill point for that.
I actually got a skill point.
Wait, you have to open up some random menu that I don't even have access to.
And I can use skill points?
What the fuck is that?
There's like some menu that I've been to like flip the claim on your skill points. I hate
that shit. Just give us the xp bar that you live up and you get a fucking skill point.
You know something like, I ran identified 20,000 altars in the world. This point will see
you run around as long as you get altars to get fucking skill points. Open up 52
two menus, press claim
one of the menus is the shop menu by the way
and there's free stuff in there
okay
game resolved, heal c4 and 515 makes a life
resolve
okay whatever you bring out
game resolved already 5 seconds
resolve
you can see that it's already 20% taking
direct damage, constraints of stack
you can go up to 8 stacks
ah, there we go
so I need more resolve generating
abilities
What what's the what's the same I don't want to just highlight what's all angles of stuff
Am I retarded?
I want to just look at Resolve, not attack me block crack control.
Clare, give me this Clare, Resolve.
What?
What?
What?
Alright, whatever it is. It's just, it's just like the 13 things.
Okay, we've got something to resolve here, advance. Impact raise is like 32 damage. Damage.
Engage one resolve for every 1 MIDI dash. Ooh.
Clash, so I can read a weapon and shield. Still in damage.
I want to be a clash crusaders game crusaders match with sysgames crusaders match with sysgames
crusaders match with sysgames and blowjohns and two sakes of resolve.
Resolve empowers clash, dealing 8% increased damage per stack of resolve with this dragon
Resolve and powers clash, doing 8% of your damage per stack.
Resolve with this dragon, Bollett.
Good.
Result maximum, champ, or result maximum?
Okay, admit it's Pogus, oh bro, this is fucking, I'm pauling out, oh it's going to tell
it what it is?
No, okay, we just go here, proceed to that, proceed to Z, Z, Z, Z, okay, cannot map
for some reason I don't know why can't I mount it
so it's like
I can't mount that
it's so weird
he said zones is not a mountable zone
CC RAD
do that great graphics
it's weird because my character looks sick when he's standing still
but then for some reason in combat it looks kinda stupid and lame
when he's standing there it's like I noticed my guy's sword looks sick
like have a look at my guy when he's just standing there
I'm trying to get the ability to splash, okay, pull this down.
That's a nice looking fucking sword.
I will not lie, chat!
That is a nice looking, I love clean shit like that.
It's just a nice looking sword, it's nothing crazy, but it just looks clean.
But then when you're in combat it looks kind of stupid for some reason.
Clean.
I like clean, Chad.
I like clean looking stuff.
I like basic.
Have you seen my transmux, all right?
I want to see this clash ability okay so like this oh this will suck this will suck
It's kind of weird isn't it? It's the weird little combo attack.
What's that result that was served?
Holy ZDBS from level fucking 14 bro called clown
You're gonna be ZDBS like what?
Relax!
Now along the following, you proceed to breach the snatch and wait, what, travel to the virtual
set?
I fucked up.
I fucked up the question.
this is the place where it is. It is what's next. I should tell you something before we
begin. Many years ago I summoned the Dark Jaguar in an attempt to control him. The Dark Jaguar
was not pleased to be disturbed, and so gave me a choice. He would butcher every man,
woman and child in my village, sparing only me and my kin. Or I could give him my two
infant sons. I lost my children that night. And my village learned what I'd done. I was
exiled. I mean, Goddamn right. That can't be certain. But these beasts might well be
after me. I do know they must be stopped.
He's got a pathetic bro. Let us begin. Everyone in this jungle sucks.
Okay, line that phrase up. Can I kill the rat? I'll see.
Yo, you can kill the rat. It even makes a little squeak noise.
Conjure it to this. Cool, oh cool.
Jaguar little dick is bitches mock the beast
mock the beast
This guy's such a painer, bro, it's like where's the Sun's
What more could you master want?
Did all the pieces escape?
Now, something, something feels very wrong.
Bro, what is this email you guys are using in my fucking chat right now bro?
Ashley, what the fuck am I looking at?
Oh, thank god it's not looking at this computer.
What is this?
this. Don't I tell my they can beat it but in this computer thank God it's not showing.
Okay some weird fucking emo dude. Alright let's go let's go kill these fucking jaguars
dude. Okay why does it keep double pressing? That additional charges kind of cringe. I
might remove it actually weakening enemies on it we can then is to reduce
damage reduce damage
Oh
His dead sons what the fuck the beasts
My sons I don't like infants, but I think it's a girl jack work at them alive
after all these years
Never had your most final insult was for me to bring death upon my own children
leave me
There is nothing left, safe morning.
And my own damning guilt.
Shits. What the fuck.
I'm a- chat. At least these side quests are at least someone engaging for a side quest, right?
Like, it's a side quest. They've got dialogue on a side quest.
Now I don't know if I'd want to be doing these ever more than once in my entire life span
but you know, whatever, just still pretty good for a side quest.
Okay wait, what have I got here?
I've got some new shit.
Heaven's Fury, Grasp of the Light, dealing 50% damage around you per second before
releasing it to seek nearby enemies, dealing damage.
Shall I just look what that does?
Ooooooh!
Okay.
Okay.
Zenith!
Someone at the vine zone that cleaves the battle field for 123 damage.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yeah?
What the fuck am I doing with Zeniths, you act of science?
That's kind of cool looking dude, we got Zenith bro, what are we hearing about Zenith here?
Wow Zenith is there, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop,
Xenith only has 0 wrath, dealing 43 damage. It can be cast indefinitely for 4 seconds before starting. It's a cool gun.
Okay. Xenith has now my ability to shield her dashes to enemies, to weakens enemies, gains 25% critical chance of killing me.
Either Xenith strikes or she's going down by 2 seconds.
Xenith stuns her rift on the ground with a single strike, knocking down enemies and dealing 246 damage.
900% that's the one second the roof that makes
Sunder bro we got Sunder
Every month I resubscribe and donate the same message this
So for a full price game I have to buy expansions for $40 and Terris overpriced
cosmetics and battle passes every season. Log the fuck in.
D4 bat. But still, I watched the hype trailers. I watched Quinn get hyped for the launch.
I
Watched when watch the corporate campfire streams. I click the purchase game
Minus thirty nine point nine nine. I click download
Was murmuring oh whoa D4 impotent of over whoa whoa whoa egg
93 meters
D4 path. Look at all those throbs, bro!
They're zitter dropping like one stag and you're like 20 fucking stags, these.
I've been hospitalized for months after a terrible accident.
The doctors told me I'd never walk again.
Today I turned on your stream on the TV and when I saw you were playing this massive pile of dog shit
I stand up with tears on my cheeks and turned off the TV
Yeah, bro
Take fucking thing dude
Yeah, I think that's am I gonna attack by mobs when I'm trying to chill like are they gonna
Guess you just go to town right to make you
He's playing for launch guys. I'm not playing for launch. I'm just simply logged in trying to pellet it out
I'm just trying to get acclimatized with the game and just be your ass a little bit so that I can just play the video game
I'm actually thinking about jet playing on
hardcore
I'm considering playing on hardcore
I'm considering playing Hardcore, believe it or not, for the launch at the doing the
new campaign boss on Hardcore.
What do we reckon?
Is that stupid as hell?
Cause I could die half way through and then what?
when thank you for inspiring me to never buy this heaping pile of dog shit every time you
play this game at launch it reminds me how much of mobile game with zero redeeming factors
it is I will never buy Diablo 4 I won't even install it on a free weekend if someone
played me to play the game I would still refund and uninstall d4 bad d4 dog
shit d4 worst game ever made Jamal out
Wow, relax. That guy's a bit of a hater chat that guy's a bit of a hater looking
like a bit of a hater man sounds like he just jealous of Diablo 4 man.
Uh, yo, gimme a sec here, I'm gonna take a piss chair when I get back, uh, we're, uh, doing Diablo 4 stuff for preparation, uh, getting ready to pop off in the Diablo 4 League.
It's gonna be epic, I'm gonna be going in, unbiased, raw dog, blind, ethical.
Damn, I'm gonna destroy that game.
I
That one is evil down to you leave before alone wait, what do you mean? What is before down to you?
Yeah, a lot of these guys are there are a few people hated you can say yeah
I want to them a Jardin chat is actually just like chill and they actually enjoys though, right?
This is not a hashtag yet, I am not sponsored.
Yes! Salir has blessed our hunt. We shall eat well.
If you two are to hunt in his domain, it's a good place to be.
Check Blizzard, it's literally unfollowed me on all social media.
You can find a small shrine that we built in Salir's...
I have a T-Claw Pad tattoo.
Our offering is still fresh. May it bring you a plentiful hunt.
like guys I'm I am the least if anything I'm actually anti-D4 which I'm
not by the way I'm actually just neutral and you know I hope for the game
to I am a hopeful guy I hope for the game could be good you know I would like
I could be good
That question is it gonna be able to try to see that?
BOOM!
Yo, how come it did no damage?
How come it did no damage to that monster?
I broke it!
Wait, you can break out?
I broke out with the stun with that ability?
And Grosjean.
How about some logical consistency?
What do you mean, what do you mean some logical consistency?
Okay.
If I had to bet money, this default expansion is going to be Dolkshire.
It's probably going to be a couple of good cinematics.
But ultimately, it's probably going to be a fundamentally solid Dolkshire game.
I hope that's good.
I would say there's like a
There's like a nine out of ten. No, not even that. It's like a 95% chance D4 still gonna be dog shit with this expansion
That would be my best of realities, but I
Would like it to not be dog shit because if it's not dog shit, well, that's another AFG
I love AFG's in this in the game of labor
She's six years
I don't understand why it's like it it's stupid to want it to be bad. It's like it's like I really hope this game is bullshit
Well, that's the most low IQ lot you give it like I hope we have one less game to play
Why would you not hope that it's good?
Like I was it not
If more games on average could be good, wouldn't that be a good thing?
Because there's more good games to play
It does literal negative damage it does literal negative damage
I keep putting this shit down I keep spinging it out
50%
Is there housing?
I don't know if there's housing okay this is the question is evil good
Ready steady
I
Was able to go down that terrain I honestly didn't expect it to work
Oh, you're dead.
You're right. Quinn, I have Diablo 4-Daregman syndrome. I hate the motherfucker. And you know what?
I don't want to get rid of it. I don't want to get better. I want to get worse. I want to hate it more.
See, that's that's that's not good for you. It's unhelpful. That's unhelpful.
Tell me. But there is no possible way I brought it. I could do that.
And we got ads.
Guys, is there a keyboard that's in off music?
Hmm
Huggles straight up
TBS
The game well, I do this
Boom.
This little bitch is getting buffed right now.
Yes.
Whoa, does anyone know what are these items?
I'm looking, it's like gems, gems, gems, orbs.
I'm making all this shit.
700 decilium, 700 and 77 decilium,
700 and 77, no, nilium, 700 and 77,
octillion, 700 and 77,
I just came the same guy, gave one hundred and two in the tunnel, so I had to go to the
tunnel.
I just came the same guy, gave one hundred and two in the tunnel, so I had to go to the
tunnel.
I'm checking out the new expansion
I just checked the same guy, he gave one gun to push off the tunnel
So I'm trying to get this push off
I just checked
This is not on yet, this is what it looks like
Does that shit?
Double booming
I don't know what you get to have but this drop is to have poggies, I'm so excited the
twist drops and the upload the upload the one twist drops guys, jeez.
Okay, what is this?
Yeah, I am.
Oh, Mallory!
Guys!
Who in the world thought I wasn't going to play the CLA 4 expansion?
That I have been repeatedly over and over again, articulating that I am going to play.
Over and over and over again.
You're like, you're going to play the CLA 4 expansion, yeah, I'm going to play the CLA 4 expansion.
Yeah, I'll give it a D4 go next time it's an expansion.
It is a divorce mention. I'll give it a go. I'll play the first mention
I've been saying that repeatedly because I'm gonna give it a fucking try bro, and I will give you my unbiased
Unfiltered or raw dog opinion guys people know me as the Diablo guy
That's what I'm known as
They're gonna cause me to drive the new Diablo expansions and the Diablo games. I played Diablo immortal for goodness sake
Are you kidding me? You think I'm gonna try the new lot of cock-ass expansion dude?
I'll add my pure pine blood to the altar and then...
Wait! My grandfather's idol! There was supposed to be an idol here at the shrine!
Oh my god! Oh my god!
I won't survive another ritual purification. This has to happen now.
Bro do it. I'll defend you. I'll defend you queen. Go. Go.
Oh. Hear me. It's your best of stands before you hallowed and hallowed.
Want some stick? Want some of this? Come on, Pussy.
The Paladin Shield Throw Skill is fun.
Shield turn. I'm gonna try this giga. I'm gonna try the giga, Sonda.
I smudged a knife.
Got my knife near.
The heart has begun.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Never do it again.
Oh, she's gone crazy.
Huh?
What was that?
She turned into a dog!
Look at that!
Ooh, look at that one, bro.
There has not been a single moment where I have not been DTF.
Okay. Not one.
Like, I am permanently DTF. Like, permanently.
At any point in time.
Like, bro.
Any point in time? Abbey's fucking down, bro.
Okay, I'm hidden. Okay. I'm what I'm saying is like I don't understand
Come down and drink this healing potion
She wants to go
be able to think more clearly these sidequests are crazy, yeah she's going in
but I must return to the hunt, farewell
nope, now she's a demon dog now, there it is, she's a demon dog now
fucking pokey's my doggy, it's very pokey's my doggy, it's not bad
more fishquests, hey there you go, chat these are literal sidequests okay
I did be clear. I'm just doing sidequests just to fucking play the game a little bit and get used to the expansion.
We could check out some force games.
We thought I wasn't going to play the new Diablo 4 expansion. I mean, seriously. I am known as the Diablo 4 guy.
Every time there's a Diablo 4 expansion, I log in.
Yeah, sure. I just so happen to stop playing as soon as the Twitch drops.
Promotion is over. But that's got nothing to do with it.
I just need to log in to give you guys any one of these fucking twish twish twish, just a fucking dumbass.
Bitch!
I'll play the game, until I don't want to play the game, and that's when I will stop playing the game.
So, aka, when I'll probably complete the campaign, and if I'm not enjoying it, then I'll stop.
That's what, that's what will happen.
So, now if I'm playing the game and I'm still liking it, well then I'll keep playing the fucking game.
And you just can't deal with that.
Oh
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it
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potfix up by the way it doesn't matter what game I play but it always be back
Whoa, how do I put that man on? I got a Jaguar, boys. They're literally retarded there. They
have brain damage. Hey, Quiney-Winnie, Lardo Hardo, Glopsiddo. Glad to see you back on
what made you famous. I would rather watch eight hours of cop slop while having electric
nipple clamps on then watch one second of d4 d4 bad scream
guess what bro you can go do that you can literally go do that bro
you can actually go do it believe it or not it's possible for you to go to YouTube and
you can just go watch YouTube speaking of YouTube you might go watch my videos and say yeah
What the fuck is this? So when I salvage this...
How does this work? When I salvage this, do I get the power or do I need to extract it from the Extracted Book thing?
How does that work?
I got like a little book thing, right?
This Extracted Guy, Crafts and Joules.
Fuck this thing up.
Replace FX, no?
Wait, is it when I dismantle it? Is that how I get the power?
Be sure you want to destroy this. Aspect upgraded. Ooh, Nellie! That's what I'm talking about.
I got some materials, which I don't even know how many of those are, but I have materials
with it.
Oh
And funny
Shit
Spent some care there it is dude. So wait these are items that have got
327 million gold bro. Holy those obels
Okay, 80 strength damage skill 180 armor
I found a clown cursed on burger mountains
Just put his arm there
And he's in a chair
Rain frogs infest his mind
No fun
Rare Ababa, he's faster
And more believed in counter-retreats
I used to juggle now just weeds
Just his feedings
Burgers were his only peace
Ababa, he shouts in a rush
Can't move, bustle, piece of a hush
I
We're gonna do web damage and evaluation if you're currently willing to move an attack damage in attack speed
Why come in is give us like that damage and then the damage range and then the attack speed
Too complicated
Look at me
We dog have got
What is that right? Why haven't we got this thing?
Okay, there we go Jesus Christ
Guys, what is all this shit wait? We may have a boy. What about my previous tonneau back?
I actually bought the DLC, D4 time poggers. I hope it is not bad.
It was very expensive and I only bought it cause of your stream. No way it would be that bad, right?
It should at least be worth it.
The Faultam portal.
Ooh, look at this.
Ooh, a giant green shitty portal.
The Blood Portal.
Yeah, I'm going to that one.
We're going to that one.
Alright, since it stopped shit for right now, I'm going to watch your zene thoughts for the third time.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, whoa.
whoa huh acquired with a lot of hydrogen purchase what
what the hell what the hell wait I thought I know how to the game
D4 dog shit D4 the worst game ever made
i have the standard dog shit version only
i have the poor version
oh my god look at that
eight thousand percent value bro
it's like fucking golden bro
it's fucking golden with a demon on it bro
it's golden with a demon wait wait wait wait there's no really access to
everything right
There's no early access. I don't give a fuck. I'm not gonna spend any more money than I have to.
Premium Seasonal Battle Pass.
Can portal currency.
The reality is, I only play games that I want to play.
Like for example, Who remembers Albion Online?
Or what about Marathon?
Anyone remember that Super Pog Game Hellcock?
What about an exceptionally potent title that I really enjoyed once a bunch of time in the game or what about one of my all-time favorites?
Saou Almask all of these potent titles were played every play tons of great games
So you took a shit. It's got nothing to do with money you bozo drops and ease
But that's got the what sponsors streams and other drops. We've retired it
It drops over like drop drop Annie's I were tired then they should have got it okay guys
there is nothing here that gives me any advantage right yeah
What is this thing upgrade what does it mean upgrade why does it say it's upgrade is this
Is he baiting me?
I don't want upgrade, bitch-ass.
The fuck?
Fucking don't want upgrade.
Dude, it's saying I need upgrade for everything.
Oh, yo. See, that looks fucking sick.
That looks fucking sick.
Yo, look at this fucking guy.
Would you like to buy the standard dog shit?
This one's cool on this one.
Or the ultimate dog shit
The four-budger but legit this is like some pay-pay dog tamer mountain thing
This is like a badass looking cat
Pay-pay me out
Actually looks cool
It's a Jaguar on fucking Royce bro. It's a Jaguar in fucking Royce
Oh shit, let's fucking go gamers.
Oh, he's got a boss as fuck.
I don't know how comfortable you're at a cat room.
Born acting, D4 bat, D4 dog shit, uninstalled, fat, mini portal dude, very puggies.
Alright, give me a second, let me grab my drink.
Oh wait a minute, guys, I think we're gonna...let's continue watching Force Gaming's review, guys.
Even though it's an ad. Let's continue watching Force Gaming's review.
Let's see what other fucking takes you to go.
Yeah, I'm gonna continue watching Force Gaming's.
It's one hour to go, bird. Let's check it out.
Lisa's this week. I would love to spend some time with the Warlock too,
because it does look pretty fun from what I've seen.
Okay, so those are the new classes. Next up we've got Warplans.
And this is really the new big endgame structural overhaul that is coming with the expansion.
The TLDR here is that warplans give you a guided path moving you through the variety of endgame activities
and getting extra rewards for doing so.
So rather than, you know, in the past maybe you would have finished the campaign
and then decided straight away,
I want to farm the pit for a few hours to level up my paragon glyphs
or maybe I want to do a couple hours in the undercity
followed by a couple hours in the helltides, whatever.
With warplans, you're rewarded for mixing up your endgame activity rotation,
while at the same time, this also streamlines speeds up the process
and gives you some additional boost via these new endgame skill trees.
So the way this works is you are given a branching path from which you choose the route that you want to take.
And this path can include any of Diablo IV's major endgame activities.
The Tree of Whispers, Nightmare Dungeons, Helltides, The Undercity, Layer Bosses, Infernal Hordes, and The Pit.
Initially, after you finish the campaign and are first introduced to the system, your war plan will have one choice at a time.
You'll be presented with two rows, one of which has two options to pick from.
So on my first war plan route, I decided to pick the Undercity in the first row, followed by a Nightmare Dungeon in the second.
You lock the plan in, and then you're tasked with completing it.
Now, once a war plan is active, you can do whatever you want.
You can go out and do whatever end game activity you choose to do.
But remember, you are rewarded for going through and completing these war plans in order.
So, when you open the world map, what actually happens is you're going to see your active
war plan route of activities on the bottom left.
And then are given the option to actually teleport to that current objective, no matter what it is.
I
Don't have to put this outside of just it gives me mobile game bubs
And then are given the option to actually teleport to that current objective
No matter what it is you can instantly teleport it if it's the current active thing that you are on in your war plan
So for my war plan, I first teleported to the undercity cleared that and then teleported to the nightmare dungeon cleared
That's before heading back to town for my
It literally reminds me of the Diablo of Mortal where you had like these lists of activities
that you would do each day to get these points and you would like teleport to the various
locations and you would do the thing and then you get the like the bonus package.
You'd open up an interface and it would like claim rewards, claim, claim, claim, claim.
But hopefully it's not like that.
Right.
Hopefully it's not.
It could also give you some vibes, like some sort of like a mini roguelike, right?
You'd pick in the best path and the best rewards, you know?
Kind of like it's like Slay the Spy or something, right?
You never know.
Especially if you want to look at it, you can look at it like a negatively or positively reward. Now completely warplan comes with massive bonuses
You're gonna get tons of loot currency character experience orbs as well as activity
Experience that ranks up your warplan passive trees and this is the other maybe more interesting
Side of the whole warplan system
So you've got entire passive trees for every endgame activity as you do whispers and dungeons and bosses and whatever else
You're gonna gain experience for those things. This is like a this is like an atlas past the tree at home basically is what it is
But apparently each one of these bonuses can interact with eat like a lab boss tree get interact
So you could buff the shadow lab bosses and they could be a note in another tree
They could summon a lab boss into another rift or something and then you get the bonuses from the lab boss thing inside your other tree
Which is like maybe there's some coming towards here
Maybe there's some interesting stuff that like let you talk a farm or do some interesting stuff who asked one
I'm just explaining to you, based on I went through Freeze Frame, Deep Dive, Diablo 4,
and I'm just explaining it to you guys right now.
Things eventually leveling up and gaining a point to spend in the Activity Tree.
And these trees open up all sorts of new enhancements and alterations for Endgame.
So for example, once you level up the Tree of Whispers, in that first row you're
going to be given four choices.
You can choose to have a fourth Whisper Cache with every Tree of Whispers turn in,
you can choose to have it so the cash
okay the tree offers a fourth of cash
choice okay okay so that's like when you
do it it's like when you do a bounty
right that's like me do a bounty and a
quest and then you go to that fucking
tree thing and you click on it right
ignored your okay I'm betting this guy
Okay to the do list fucking fucking
figure out how to turn off one person
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somewhere I just never fucking go up
to it bro I've never done yeah with
every room tree of whispers turn in
or you can choose to have it so that
that caches can contain these corrupted roots.
The way with wispacations sometimes contain
interrupted roots.
Plants, corrupted roots, grow and exposed roots.
These will attract nearby enemies
and have a chance to grow a larger one
summon more fencing enemies.
Switches this item that you place on the ground
and summons loads of enemies.
You can have it that trees are.
Tree only offers one wispacage choice
that will always be a material collection.
Oh, wow.
So you're actually able to target from what you want on the tree.
You can get the list you pick.
Will the Warcraft offer one cash, only one cash.
OK, completing the list of three years, Johnson,
sugar ambush, these enemies have a chance to beat the set
of the contents of the collection of cash when slaying.
OK, so that's just like choosing.
But they will always either be a material cash or a chaos cash,
Or, you can choose to have it that you get a chance to trigger this whisper ambush whenever you complete a whisper,
during which enemies can burst out the contents of a collection of chaos when you kill them.
So, you level- you do Tree of Whispers, you level up that tree,
and then you get a point to spend in one of those four options.
There's also the Nightmare Dungeons.
In the first row of Nightmare Dungeons, you can choose between spawning these War's Bounty Chest at the end of every Nightmare Dungeon run,
We're making it so that Nightmare Dungeon bosses have a chance to revive when they are slain,
so twice the loot from those bosses,
or to have it so that Treasure Goblins have a chance to drop Nightmare Sigils that contain a Treasure Breach aphix in it.
And then there's also the Pit.
In the first row of the Pit, you have the choice between Pit gains this Haste Mastery Objective.
When you kill the Guardian while this is active, you can gain a plus one Glyph upgrade chance for every five minutes left on the timer.
Or you can make it so that just by default, you get plus one upgrade chance for every single pit run that you do.
Or there's the choice for a chance of the Chronos wager to appear in the pit.
If you activate it, you get a challenge that rewards a large amount of Artifices of Stones should you complete it.
And again, every single activity has their own trees with their own rewards.
And those are just some examples of those three activities and the choices in those first rows.
There's many, many more for all of the activities.
As you play and continue to clear more war plans,
what's also gonna happen is you're gonna level up
your war plan rank and this adds additional rows
and columns to the plan path resulting in more choices,
longer war plan route durations
and more rewards in the process.
So you start out at rank zero, as mentioned,
you have two rows with up to two columns
and one of which you can pick one.
And then once you get to war plan rank one,
you're gonna have three rows of two columns potentially.
in rank two, there's four rows of two columns.
And then at rank three, it goes to five rows of three columns.
And this process goes all the way up to a,
what the fuck?
That's a lot of control of your in-game, mate.
A lot of control.
So what's it allowing you to do
is you're able to configure in-game to an extent.
So occasionally it's gonna force you to do some variety
because it's gonna give you like two things
to just imagine if every row was the treeless but it doesn't matter what you want to choose,
you have to. But you can bias it towards what you want massively. But it's not complete control
is it? Maybe at rank 10 it just lets you get complete control though. Maybe it may be at
rank 10. The thing is, it's not the delve at all chair. This is like, think of this
This is like an Atlas and you're kind of like picking just like an in-game in Europe.
It's like you're able to choose the kind of maps you want to run, you know, and the maps
are like either you're doing bounty quests, you're doing helltods, you're doing dungeons,
or you're basically picking the various in-game stuff.
Warplans rank of 10, which unfortunately I didn't get to see.
It was a pretty limited window in which I had to play this playing over the course
of a few days but presumably more rows and more columns will be added as you go from rank 3 up to
rank 10 because yeah we've got five rows and then an initial third column just at rank 3. So that is
the warplane system. Next up we have got Echoing Hatred. This is introducing a new sort of pinnacle
activity to Diablo 4. Echoing Hatred is very similar if not near identical to Diablo 3's
variants called echoing nightmares. The idea here is simple, you are to take on endless
waves of ever increasingly difficult enemies and try to get as far as possible without either
Wait, what's he talking about?
Wait, I don't understand.
What's he talking about?
What are you talking about?
I'm a Diablo 3 main.
I don't know what he's talking about.
Is he schizophrenic?
Did he use like Claude Code to like make a script here?
What is it echoing nine minutes?
Added in seasons.
was something they added to dbl3 when did when did they add this yet is this
like season 15 they're the descent I was just sort of shit they added in and
where are we dbl it can we not man it can we not mirrors in the in-game
challenge of dbl3 introduced in season 26 holy fuck it was playing the game
Game in season 26!
Holy shit!
Oh my god dude, that is crazy!
WooDeeJay was no shot rising opportunity to obtain it quickly.
Whisperer of Atomic.
Game for many items, I don't know.
I have no idea what the fuck this is.
I'll be honest.
Okay, so it's a new system for me, Jeff.
TLDL.
Because back in my day, mate, back in my day, we did not have that.
Let's go back now.
echoing nightmares. The idea here is simple. You are to take on endless waves of ever increasingly
difficult enemies and try to get as far as possible without either A, dying, or B, being overwhelmed,
i.e. not killing the enemies that spawn in quickly enough. So beyond the pit, it seems like this is
going to be the new means of kind of limit testing builds and comparing them to one another,
with the strongest builds being the ones that can make it the furthest in echoing hatred.
And it is worth noting though that unlike the pit, this isn't something you can just keep slamming over and over again.
Entry to an Echoing Hatred run requires you have this rare item called the Trace of Echoes.
In fact, Blizzard has actually described this event as a hyper rare event.
It's something you're not going to be doing super often.
Unless maybe you're a mega blaster, I wouldn't expect to be doing a ton of Echoing Hatred runs every single day.
In fact, I didn't get a single Trace of Echo to drop in the time that I had played.
But when you do get the chance to go in, it looks to be a fun way to test your build and get some great rewards depending on how far you make it.
Beyond all that stuff, we've got a few new item and power progression related additions.
So first up there is the talisman.
This is a new means of boosting up your character stats.
It's pretty simple.
You have charms that will drop, which you can place into one of six potential slots.
You'll be unlocking more of these as you find higher rarity seals, which are items that are placed in the center.
So Charms can come in all rarities from normal all the way up to legendary and unique.
And most notably, they're now also gonna include full-blown sets,
similar to the Green Gear sets that you saw in Diablo 3,
that have their own innate perks plus additional set.
Whoa!
Bonuses.
Now one of the Charms sets that I was using while playing through,
it was the Practice 10.
It's better because it's green!
Dude, it's fucking sick because it's green!
I think it's default already was set bonus otherwise who because they had like 15 different fucking things that say like
Increases your well and damage by 150% make well and do this increases your well and bite 200%
Increases well and bite do that make sure well and suck that all of this all stuff
And it's just a set bonus without set bonus and now that it's now that it's doing it seamlessly and doing it with the
set I hate set bonuses I
I fucking hate that bonus.
Peek set, a two piece bonus added five plus five percent attack speed and 15% move speed,
while the three piece bonus added 25% gold find and 50% bonus kill experience.
And then beyond those piece set bonuses, each charm in the set will also have its own two
random affixes.
So you can get the same named charm as part of a set with completely different affixes.
This can be a wide variety of things.
Some of the stuff I saw included plus to skill ranks, gold drop rates, potion healing, resistances,
move speed, maximum life crit chance, etc. etc.
Yeah, simply put, the talisman is just another means of boosting your character stats and
specialization.
Talisman charms can also include some of the unique attributes and effects that
are found on, say, legendary gear in the game, which is pretty cool.
Just another mean of getting those aspects beyond being on the actual gear that
your character is wearing.
The Herodra Cube has returned to Diablo with this comes tons of recipes letting you upgrade
your gear, forge new items, and otherwise further refine your loadout.
This looks like it's gonna play a pretty major role in the endgame customization.
One of the first things that I tried doing was you have the ability to upgrade a white
item to a random unique of that item type.
So I took a white one-handed mace, put in the requisite materials, and outspent
the Paladin's Herald Morning Star, which boosts up my spinny hammer build.
Perfect. That's literally the exact item that I was looking for.
And I got it out of my first chance of rolling an upgrade of a normal to a unique item.
Can't wait to see what else we can do with the cube.
Also worth noting, they have added a side activity in the form of fishing in the game.
This is pretty simple.
The fishing ability is now on your emote wheel,
and then you can just activate fishing near bodies of water.
This is going to let you pull up fish.
I'm not exactly sure what to be doing with this.
I know you can get some resources and special stuff with it,
but I haven't dove too much into the system as of yet.
So that's pretty much a bulk of the new content and.
At those type of things, it's a complete fucking meme.
It's a complete gimmick.
And they just wouldn't say they have pitching in the game.
That's, everything's, everything's about the fishing.
It looks like complete meme pitching.
New things coming with the expansion,
but there have been some additions
and changes to the base game and improvements.
So first of all, the pit actually has been amped up
bit in this expansion. Blizzard has stated that they've added more monsters, more bosses,
and new environmental locations that you will come across in the pits. We also saw the level
cap raise from 60 to 70. With this is more skill points to spend in the skill tree. That skill
tree has also been overhauled. So for starters, all of those passive nodes have been removed
from every class skill tree. Things with like flat defensive and offensive bonuses,
few percentage points here and there.
Those are 15!
15!
They're gone. Instead, every single
active skill now has
three decision points to choose from
rather than one decision point in the
past. So I'll take my Paladin for example
in the prior build of the game
the current live build of the game, you pick
the Blessed Hammer and then you would have an upgrade
and then you would get to choose from one of two variations.
Now, you have three
that forced fucking node by the way
was so stupid. The one node was still there. We're just like, hey, we created a fully fleshed
out ability, and then we removed a component of it, and then we added that component as
a passive travel node on the tree that you have to take with just mandatory, and there's
no choice. What is that? Why would they, why don't understand what the, it's like
the illusion of, like, legitimately, why is that not there? Is that gone now? I
I hope that's gone.
Different choice points.
So it looks like it is gone now, because it was retarded.
I think it is gone.
I think it's just like you click one and then wait.
Does it require you to have 10 points to go?
Oh.
So wait, is it going to limit your ability to master it
until you get more points into the actual main skill?
That actually makes more sense.
And at least you can't just like a level one point,
One passive, click thing, done.
This flesh will feel a little bit bitter to progress on.
Hmm.
What's it character level?
And how many points you invested into it?
Plus it hammer, and it costs real money.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's like you trying to click the none
just opens the show up bro.
Just a little lady with the cards pops up.
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh dude don't joke about that.
First choice point, you've got one of two options.
Second choice point, one of two options.
Third point, one of three options.
And that third three option choice
usually is something more substantial.
In Blessed Hammer's case,
it's the option to have the hammers continuously
rotate around your character
rather than spinning from whatever point
that you cast it from.
And this is the case for every single skill in the game.
From the basic skills all the way down to the ultimates,
every skill now has three different points
which you will make from one of two
or three potential options.
And all of the passive stuff is gone out of the tree.
In fact, those passive nodes that were at the bottom
of most of those trees, those have been replaced
with new active abilities that you can choose from
further beyond like the ultimate level.
We've also got changes to the game's difficulty scaling.
So currently in the live game,
difficulty scales up to Torment Tier 4.
With Lord of Hatred, it is getting an additional eight levels,
now going up to Torment 12.
And Torment 12, I believe is roughly,
if not exactly, equivalent to Pit Level 100
to give you sort of an idea of the challenge level
It rewards 1,400% more experience, 300% more gold on top of all of the additional loot drop additions.
How did they add so much content into the game?
How did they, how did they do it?
I don't, I don't understand.
All of the prior tiers.
Speaking of loot, the built-in loot filter has arrived to Diablo 4 with a bunch of-
I'm chewing on it right now.
Customization options let you only see the stuff that you want to drop and filter out everything else.
and we have a proper map overlay in the game
that lets you move through, actually play,
and move through the game
while having a semi-transparent view of the map on top of it.
And that just about does it for our overview
of Diablo IV's Lord of Hatred expansion.
Hopefully this video gave you a better idea
of what to expect and what you're getting.
To recap, you got the new campaign
with all of the quests, new zones,
points of interest, and boss fights to explore.
Two new classes, the war plan system
that changes up the structure
and adds modifiers to end game.
the new, echoing hatred challenge activity,
more power customization via the talisman in the cube,
fishing if you want to fish, and the skill tree overhaul.
If you're interested in learning more
or checking it out for yourself,
of course we've got links below.
Now do stay tuned as I am planning to do
kind of a full blown roof.
That fishing is so, it's complete bait, bro.
You, after spending.
There's some fishing gamers, like,
oh my God, I'm so excited for the fishing they're adding in.
They're gonna get in and do fishing for two minutes,
and be like, this is baseless, and there's no depth.
I'm looking to immediately be sad.
It's another week playing through the expansion and consolidating more of my thoughts on all
of this stuff and how it plays out after playing for more than a few days.
Thank you as always for watching.
I hope you guys enjoyed the vid.
I hope it was useful and I will see you next time.
Take it easy.
Why I still find you up before?
MMMMMMMMMMMM
The fuck?
I've parody TV video every month I re-subscribe for free and I donate the same message this
D4 still worst ARPG. Mobile games are better.
If he didn't, then yes, you say non-paid, but he hasn't played it right, so how could you possibly know?
Helltides, nightmare dungeons, nightmare dungeons, Helltides, dungeons, Paragon levels, Paragon levels,
Items stacked to one thousand, tree of whispers!
Where you going? Go to video man!
Items stacked to one thousand, tree of whispers!
For words, war plans, open world art.
Bro, what are you doing? That's so frank.
Bro, I hope they'll be so late.
If they're all the tries, go to the other four. Jesus Christ.
It's way to full again.
I'll hit that.
Okay, I'm back.
I've had about a- I had to eat food chat obviously because it's a long-ass stream and I just didn't
want to be super hungry when I'm playing D4 because then I'm going to be like, yo, I'm
hungry, I need to- I've got mid-launched so I thought, hey, fuck it, I'll eat it.
of hatred review was the IGN review at was the IGN review IGN Diablo for six days ago.
This is what I want to watch bro. I want to see the IGN review after 2024's vessel of
hatred expansion left me dangling off a narrative cliff like a hapless sanctuary peasant pretty
watch that someone linked it to me and I clicked the link and then it's like I'm
lost in the shit, and I closed it. I didn't watch it, retards.
It's Lord of Hatred had quite a lot writing on its ability to deliver on that momentum.
You shall darken the world no longer.
And give me a reason to become- Wait, what the fuck is this?
Wait, what the fuck is that? I don't remember the cinematic.
Diablo 4 Cinematics.
Uhhh... release cinematic, a lot of hatred and visual release cinematic. Wait, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
I don't have to see this!
Huh?
And none shall escape the flood.
What is this? Why is his feet out?
Make the star.
You shall darken the world no longer.
Paladins baby! Paladin lane!
Oh shit look at that go bro!
Oh my god!
That might be mess bro. Oh shit yeah baby!
To believe that they alone can stand against the enemy.
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
Oh shit!
I am fighting to die.
What the hell is that?
So wait, you're trying to tell me that I've seen that before.
Ain't no way I've seen that before.
I have not seen that before.
Chad, I literally don't, if I've seen it, it's on my YouTube.
DL4 official announcement cinematic trailer. Oh, that was the fucking OG one
Wait, so wait
What cinematics are there wait? Can I find them all? Is there like a chronologically ordered cinematic playlist?
That's not make sure I've seen them a playlist
Okay, here we go. Here we go. DL4 cinematic. He's just got this. He's just got this
Because there's a woman that I remember this right I remember they at the an arias one was fucking sick
Double authentic romance is a major the line
This is the hell it was fucking no not fuck me like a demon beautiful palace. Oh
Wait that might be it wait what the hell is all this?
Okay, I've lived for all cinematics and cutscenes three months ago
How the fuck is that one?
Oh, that's got every cutscene.
Cause the Lilith cinematic battle was fucking sick, right?
That was like, that was when he's like, he stabs the rest, right?
The shit was actually sick.
I just want to remember the story yet, cause the way Anarius was like, and Lilith
had six
then they had all the babies which were nifflum which then turned into the
humans which was a sanctuary
some dudes some of the back
anarius like yo fuck you lilith
oh she kills anarius
right
oh no anarius kills
I don't know, wait, who?
I don't even remember yet, I have to mention.
Someone dies.
Oh yeah, yeah, let's get some impaled
and the narrows gets ripped apart.
I feel like that's what happened.
That's it.
Well, buddy, the guy's always good at the cinematics.
Legit.
Holy shit.
But that was so sick. They were the light-braided over the demons on that. It was just like fucking badass
I just don't like...
I can't take care of the characters.
Oh shit!
My caliber!
That's it, bro.
Where's she going? Where's she going? She's leading into her trap. It's a trap, isn't it?
These are the octopus. Can you feel the end of those tendrils or what's the deal?
I
You got ads bro, you got ads well fuck I'm doing guys have twitch prime or some shit bro. What the fuck are you doing?
why is he got ads bro the fucking clips dude they're ruining cinematic vibes man
um I'm just calling it the bad dude who the fuck was the ads guys we're
poising for the ads guys what do you think they got like 30 seconds of ads
something old video why we we know it's an old video but still it's like the
but just remembering the story chat in cinematics what's good my cat yeah
What do you think it's like fidelity in terms of, you know, what was he feeling with those little angel tentacles?
When he's coming down angel mode, right? And he's wrapping a chair around everything. Are they like fingers?
Or are they just kind of, they have minds of their own? Like what's going on there?
And it is he it's gonna turn the wings off. What does he have to go into every room with these giant-ass wings?
How does he go into a normal house?
The cat the cat has he gone to a normal house with these wings?
I'm just thinking about like imagine him just goes for a normal house
He's just got these giant long wings. How would even sleep with those line. I'm poor. Are we good guys?
I'm waiting for the ad guys out. Oh
They are retractable so you can retract this the the the wings
Okay, here's our unequipsy empty eggs.
You deceived me!
Mary says I've returned, eh?
I guess you're still low like you.
Lilith was right!
Take Lilith was right, dude!
Why, Anarius?
What are you truly after?
My rightful place is in the heavens.
Is that why you seek to destroy all that we created?
Sanctuary is an abomination!
All share we can now.
And our son.
I made it right...
to satisfy the heavens.
Tell me, did they rejoice?
No, they do not want fear.
I
Get chills it's got
It is done, it all ends with you.
No, we made a choice and that, they can never forgive.
No matter what you tell yourself, or who you sacrifice, silence is there, Judgement.
What more would you have me do?
Tell me, please!
Tell me!
Gwyn Sago.
Tell me, no!
Tell me!
Please!
Tell me!
Gwenshaco
And...
Do not speak to you...
Anymore!
Oh shit!
Protect me!
No!
You belong in hell!
I don't understand, is Lilitha so right?
Darius was a retard.
And then we were forced to kill Lilitha.
Some bullshit, bro.
Is there some ego in you wanting to get back to heaven?
That was it.
Send me here and get to the jet.
No!
Shit.
How much mad is this pretty fucking badass?
Like, you're bad at, like, dude, I'm like, uh, bro...
Well, Lilith, you know, it kind of sucks actually how it ended because it's super lame because
she was like, I just wanted to worship Lilith and just like, I want to be on team Lilith,
you know what I'm saying?
Um, you know what I'm saying?
Like, she was fucking cool.
She was fucking cool.
Her cinematic was cool.
Her summoning cinematic?
Oh my God, bro.
Bro, that's summoning cinematic.
That's summoning cinematic.
But I want to watch the whole thing.
Let's get to the pod.
They go into the temple.
they go on the table yet they go in the temple disease dudes
that that's the blood ritual
yep
this fucking guy
this one
shit
what was about to get stabbed in the head
what was it about
Oh, shit dude.
Oh, shit bro.
Like, she was actually more like,
committed Diablo 3 Diablo.
Diablo 3 Diablo was fucking made as fuck, bro.
Like how the fuck really have cinematics and vibes this good
But then the game it's like
I remember this
We call thee home.
To our companies?
Come.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
Open your eyes.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
There is no light here.
Yes, I was just like, sure.
You came to the darkness for knowledge.
Oh, yes.
And all the knowledge you seek is here.
Surrender.
Speak the words.
Call home
This is an amazing I should have just made the game by three, you know true. They come over to the code, bro
They're very like three it's a big ice-cream code. Did you?
No
By the blood of the willing
We call the
That's like a systems issue.
To my mind with the moment of combat.
To my mind with something like this.
And because of that I'm doing good at...
Making a good game.
But damn, I think these guys are brilliant with the cinematic.
Like, this will be real.
I hate you.
I want you.
Even if they pour expansion in this dog shit, at least we get a badass in a matter.
I hate you.
I've saved you.
I hate you.
I don't know.
Damn.
That shit is good.
That's like mother.
Damn.
I guess that was that shit and then Vistal Hatred opening cinematic where what the fuck
happened so then there was that guy.
This is like the woman to the girls that I fucking hate in a real bro. I
Did I wish it wasn't in the fucking game
Fucking hate the real
Fucking hate the real I don't know why she's just in the wing of fuck
It's a little stubby over here.
Just runs off at the fucking soul stone like an idiot.
So, wait, Jack.
At this point here we've killed, so Anarius is killed by Lilith, we killed Lilith, right?
And then Narell got the Soul Stone, which was Mephisto's Soul Stone, right Mephisto?
Mephisto?
And she's run away with it.
she hasn't told we was me and that old guy.
Now I'm over washed up.
That guy.
So we, we, we resident and then she ran off with the cell stone, like a dumb
ass, like a fucking dumb ass.
And she couldn't tell anyone where she was going and she's spirit
corruption everywhere.
And she's getting basically possessed by a demon.
Yeah, mom's a stupid. So mom's a vretude.
Killing yourself
I'm here
I missed you
I'm so proud of you
But now I need you to give
Oh, shit.
No, no, no!
Of course it's you!
Oh, shit.
You monster!
Let go of me!
Let's go.
No.
You made a choice.
And I warned you,
little blackbite.
There won't be a chance.
And I warned you,
little blackbite.
Well, what's going on?
Consequences.
Oh, Jesus Christ, that's crazy.
That's fucking great.
Oh, shit, man.
That's a hot shield, dude.
No!
I control the stone!
You hold the stone.
You can show nothing.
I'm going to lead the fight!
Wait, that's right!
That's right.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe I could use some help.
Oh, fuck. Then in reality, citizen.
You fucking kill everyone around you, bitch.
This is your bad decision-making process.
This is all your fucking fault.
All your fucking- That random boat driver.
For what? Because you get some ego? You wanna go solve it yourself?
So they get, like, literal niffle of God?
Jesus. Even the fish.
Even the fish.
Yeah, wait, I'm just remembering now. Wait, this is expansion came out and she was all about like her going into the sing in the first
Oh, she had the stone or that shit and then you just fight like a dog
You just fight like a dog and you don't even need to fight the main guy
So now where's she getting the faith them up the way now we get to fight the main guy
So this is the end apparently for the ending of this later. Okay, so this is the end of this game
So this is where the expansion ended
I'm gonna sit on this right and surely
I'm getting residually triggered, just remembering.
The betrayed hand by your own flock.
Sweet.
How did he die, Jack? How did he die?
So, wait, this guy died? How?
So, Akkarat's like a legendary paladin, right?
How the fuck?
So, he's saying he'll kill by his own guys?
Or he's had a heart attack because he's the oldest fuck.
Did his own, did his own, did his own, like,
what, a kill him or something?
He's Jesus or something.
Uh, wait, I don't understand. How did that guy die? How did that guy die before?
Uh, whose ancient cross was stolen and resurrected by Mephisto? Ooh,
Erie brings that guy to the body of the whole of this, uh, what descendants and places is also upon it.
Erie. Who the fuck is Erie?
bring to accurate body the whole of the descendants and places the soulstone upon it allowing
fish to arise within accurate's body become the prophet of light in a twisted plot.
Ahhhh!
So then he puppets accurate to resurrect and he's like a prophet okay yeah yeah yeah
okay wait that's yeah I totally understand what's happening.
Alright guys.
So that's the soulstone that's accurate.
Rise a new
So holy isn't it? He's not holy
Wait, does the protagonist know that Akrax is being possessed by Mephisto?
Does he know?
He does know.
He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
It sounds like Chet doesn't know.
It sounds like Chet doesn't know if we know or not.
And then there's the new cinematic, which is now, now accurate, this is the opening cinematic
of now we got, now we're here.
So now he's rising, now we're in this expansion, so this is for the trailer for this expansion.
That's starting in 14 minutes, by the way, Chad, are you punk champs ready?
Are you fucking punk champs?
Fucking ready.
Wait, pretty good this content is downloaded, baby.
I need to load the phone.
Oh, Chevy, DC, bro.
Holy shit
Okay, so green I thought about the green I can't wait for it to not be green mode anymore
But green is dog get out of it get fuck the green expansion as a bad expansion for a bad expense now
This new expansion is gonna be sick
Green nature
So loud, the instantational.
It's badass cinematic, but I want to be the last cinematic to go.
She's hanging on the edge of it.
Not good.
He's still alive, yes.
He's tying with him, bro.
I'm just gonna end it with a hand.
Go hangin'
I just need more time
Tide
Nothing in those scrolls will save you, Mere
But I can
I want nothing from you
you've seen what awaits you are a part of me but I can make better use of you I
have just joined the demons of us
I could do this for an eternity, Narell.
I don't see that you have a choice, but I'd like you to say yes.
You're right. I am a part of you. I was trapped in your mind.
your mind. You dream. And when you deal, an ocean of twisted
horrors floods your mind. Or so the sun blotted from the sky, and the darker it got, the brighter
by the rage of man, Hunt.
hatred would reign.
I was lost.
But in that chaos,
I found your greatest fear.
And I will tell everyone.
Oh, child.
What could I possibly feel?
And the weak were made strong.
The pack of lambs would feast on their shepherd.
The prophecy?
I'll be careful, little one.
Then comes a spear of light piercing hatred's heart.
Raised to the ground by a sword of dust.
Stop!
Stop?
I'm not mad, you!
You could have been so much more.
Reposive.
Where's it from the dead the demon mode star, bro?
This really isn't pretty from the dead
So you scared of pellets
What have you he scared of elements for oh god, I'm gonna probably your balance
I'm rolling a pallet. I'm rolling a pallet. I've got a chance on this bitch. The prophecy
will come true.
Let them rise up. Feeding the flames of unrest.
He's just like super angry and just hates everything.
It's like I fucking hate dogs, I fucking hate cows, I fucking hate humans, I hate the light,
I just hate everything, I'm fucking hating them, I'm the biggest, biggest hater, I'm fucking hating.
This is what it, this is, this is like, he's the lord of hatred.
we hate every streamer the warlock trailer warlock trailer cinematic D4
currently I watched it already two months ago two months ago what's the
wall I've got eight minutes I'm not playing warlock fuck that class
knowledge be evil if it saves a soul.
Should a king tell us how to fight?
The church.
They uphold the light while we die in the shadows.
I denounce the light.
I now seek power in the primal.
Salvation and unholy scripture.
I am a heretic.
I break the bones of the dead,
build altars of blood to call the darkness.
I have walked the monest demons,
found strength in shadow.
Why does this trailer for like the other model, or is it?
Censorship and madness.
This is a D4, wait, which...
Damn the light.
This is only D4 walls. These are the things you can expect to do.
I will learn the foul ways of a forbidden target.
So that's the D2 of D4.
To find them as a tool of my vengeance.
I think they have a lot of hole on the straighter.
It's a cinematic skull, but then it's not that gold.
It might be the oldest in it, but it's just large.
It's pretty cool.
Let's see you hell, screamin' back.
That's the big dojo summon that does like a swap attack.
It does a big swap, it does a big swap attack, eh?
Yeah.
Go and give it my ass to Redisinkables.
I saw the song, it was a done, deadly scene, it, brother.
Uh, I did saw that.
Guys, it starts in three minutes, but it's actually not starting in three minutes, by the way.
Um, it's starting in three minutes.
Should I do a test opener?
Should I do a test opener?
Just for the fucking, cause the league starts in 35 minutes, but I could do a test opener
and just kind of like, get an idea like what I was supposed to, I'll, I'll spawn in
where, what the fuck's happening.
I think I should.
Little test.
Ah, then again, maybe not do a test on the stall.
Why would they do that bro? Oh play load ahead in two minutes
Ten seconds. Okay. My time is off as in the chat two minutes
QB
End the count down
It's cancelled
How long I string as long as I want to fucking stream bro as long as I feel like streaming
This is the new time to chat one minute 45 seconds
Drugging they like trolling with the league lunch and actually you can let's play straight away or what?
You're gonna trolling a lot
You said a paladin one what paladin boy what paladin one?
I
Didn't say I didn't see the paladin one which paladin. What are you talking about?
Well, yeah, what's what paladin you're talking about
What's
135 million years
Which one I don't know what we're talking about now, yeah, I don't know which one we're talking about I
recommend
The upload for a lot of hatred for you. Is it wait? Is this a sponsored one? I
It's this is this way is he recommending it that's multiple video guys
Exclusive access
Exclusive access
hmm
Since actually a he says hashtag yeah, I don't know
Holy shit, what kind of fucking?
It's a lot of reviews that I don't know I don't know what to I don't know
I mean guys guys the game it's about to start fucking
13 12 11
10
Seven six five four
D4 D4 D4 D4 what up now?
Well, what is now?
Whatever's now
Game back that better than it said it's loading up game that dude
should I press play? I don't know if I should just press play, I'm just starting to make
sure it's like passes or whatever. D4 dog shit. Hello? I'm going to press play, fuck
it? Just going to press play? Just going to press play? Okay, it's like hatred, that's
That's not it.
That's not what it was.
Oh, no.
What's that?
Oh, fuck, bro.
Oh, fuck, bro.
Cue for Logan.
Logan and the LF4.
Okay.
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
one already got them and I'm living in game dude
pass download what doesn't say that I could you can I check updates wait there
was a check for a spot okay canceling this oh come on man what the fuck oh oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, updating, updating, updating, updating.
Initializing.
Downloading two packages, we got multiple packages downloading here baby, let's go.
D4Bad isn't a meme. It's the only honest review of this dog shit game. Oh relax.
Okay, we got it's downloading really slowly for some reason.
I downloaded the whole of the LF4 in like a marker a second, but now oh
Oh patching
Patching
Hmm nature law cinematic
It's a cutscene burn-out cinematic.
be rewarded. The pools of creation, the path to a better future is near. And by the grace
of Queen Adriona we will reach it wait am I about to watch a singed out of all
time like people saying I need seems a new pilgrim has joined us what he's in
He's a demon. The main run burns because of him.
Lies.
You're in danger.
I don't understand. The people say he's a saint.
What proof do you have?
You have my work.
Stab him right now.
I saw a rat dream.
As someone you once called friend.
Just stab him right now.
That could be love.
Oh shit.
Afraid I'll spoil yourself.
Not at all.
Yo wait, what the fuck? Is this a leak or something?
Wait, this is like I'm watching a new game.
Wait, is this gonna be...
I don't understand.
Wait, what the fuck's happening?
What the fuck's happening dude?
This is like, uh, what the fuck's going on there?
Three weeks ago, they posted this.
Why would they post something that's in the game?
I can press play, but it's patching still.
I don't wanna...
I wanna let it finish patching, right?
I wanna let it finish...
Because they're stupid.
I mean, just watch Holy Fuck.
Okay, dude.
Relax, dude.
Dude.
you stepped onto my stage and you thought there would be no consequence
you are but a man
I'm just so small.
Got him, got him, he's tapping him, let's lay down, get him, get him, get him lay down.
Oh, did he kill her?
No, he did not, did he?
Ah, bro!
Now he used demon magic!
He used demon magic!
He used demon magic!
I have brought blood to this city!
Blood and hate.
No more.
Oh, are you going to use the Steady Magic to Resort?
Make himself look like a good guy, but also like tankier.
a good guy, but also, like, tanking up.
Oh, shit.
Well, let's holy as fuck.
Or how come you can do holy magic as a demon?
Sack my lunch!
Shit, what was that?
He's the anti-grasp, bro.
He's the anti-pillow.
So this is what Lelith did, by the way?
Is that every demon just buys everyone?
We must all show mercy!
My queen, let him walk free, so that all who look upon him will be reminded of what hate
can do.
I
Would be living in his interest like children that however, I feel like there's a chance that we're just gonna
Like I suck
That guy does not buy it bro, he does not he's like silent dokes and dick step up press play
I'm gonna press play, I'm gonna press play.
That's why it's a fucking surprise, motherfucker. He was watching, bruh.
Wait, it's not the season's not out as a chat, so, um...
Oh, that's a nice login screen. That's a nice login screen, bro. Way better than the
other login screen. Oh my God. Yo, that's a nice ass Diablo 4 right there.
right zayaker is a great character i can't do season count
let's get valid
i'm class
oh we see a man
let's just see how i can, that's when i can't fucking, yep
So why don't let me start.
Hey, why don't let me start Seasonal Character.
Campaign State.
Recommended.
Lot of hatred.
End the game.
It's been 20 minutes.
I mean, wait, Jay.
Do I start now?
What do I start?
On the league launch
I've kept it 20
I mean that I do I really give a fuck you think yeah, let me think I guess the thing is
Likely D4 is gonna be good to go through the story see the cinematic to the story right and then am I gonna really play the end game
I do not I guess if I do it'd be unfortunate if randomly D4 was good
And then the end cam was good and then I was on nonseason that would suck
Since it's probably just bit at the white 20 minutes and become see the edge you see
Actually get my guy get my guy's sake though, bro. I'm kind of like the different Banshee right now. Actually look dude
This is literally me in real life, actually
Nice and muddy we got a skin tones into water. It's too white for a little bit unhealthy
They got frickles or no frickles?
There's one that looks frickles.
Too many frickles.
This is pretty more like me. This is pretty more accurate.
I got blue eyes. I got blue eyes myself.
Good dark blue. This looks too blue still.
I wanna unpause but someone fucking requested a song and the song's gonna start playing
guys hey guys what do I can I don't know what the shit song is guys guys we are
waiting for the season to start it starts in 19 minutes it starts in 19
minutes
Oh
Bunny wasn't British he was more messy, right? I miss his hair
That's enough man, that's enough man.
Dude, that's too tired of you.
Pissing me off.
That's like you said then, he was like doing this.
He spelled my hair a little bit.
It's like he did that.
Which makes him look like a pussy, bitch.
He looks style, and every single one of them.
It's too feminine.
I guess it's too feminine, bro.
At least this guy doesn't sell his hair.
I can't go back I don't know how to go back to the other body
I'm going to get my face.
Your face?
Oh, thank you.
My face is...
Did every single female paladin is going to know his face?
She's jacked up, bro. She's got a nice physique though, bro.
Why is her face annoying? Why? I don't understand why she's got an annoying face on a low.
She's just making fun of us.
Can we get to the race?
come on fatty let's play the ad-lo nose ring okay less than 3d4 bad hype
okay okay okay I'm a big fan of d4 I can down about five of them in one go down
D4 cock and making retard noises in my local D4 slop
You ever had a page still style D4 cock?
To have a set three. I said right up in D4 cock D4 steel twig D4 normus D4 drops
Ditcher D4 mechanic fuck me. Okay D4
So ha D4 league slop
This is dead then put some hobbits on it. Wait. No eyebrows. Yeah, so good
to
Bah
Okay
Yep cock Quinn is back to pretending he knows what Diablo is about not like the OGs like Woody Joe
two brothers
Got the same physique is me. He's got the same bone structures me. He's literally me
He's literally me
Well this is like, I can get, it's kinda, you know what, it's kinda got like a Henry
Cavalobod at this point.
A good Black Alemus.
Have I got a Henry Cavalobod?
I feel like, yeah, I don't know if you guys can see it.
The Henry Cavalobod.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now for sure you get a Henry Cavalobod going on.
You get a Henry Cavalobod.
I feel like, yeah, I don't know if you guys can see it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, now for sure you're gonna hit the camera while you're doing it.
Why is this random guy keeping up with it?
I don't listen to rap songs.
Put a stash on it.
I
Think brown
It's the game lagging
Huh still fucking
There he is, there he is.
Of course, it's literally Eric Apple.
Okay, if you need to give him a spook, you know what I'm saying, like...
How long do these season stars trap?
We're half 13 minutes away, Jack.
Yeah, 30 minutes to wait till I can start. No makeup.
I didn't even notice where I'm going dude.
That is not cool. Look at that.
Left hand blinch.
What?
What was that? Left hand blinch. What was that? Left hand blinch.
Is that a fucking position?
Oh, it's the thing that the gay people do.
That's it, man, we've been gay. Love gay people. Love gay people. I'm a big gay guy.
I mean, I'm into gay people. I mean, what I'm trying to say is...
What I'm trying to say is, Chad.
Being gay is cool as fuck, but yeah, definitely some of these airing styles, it's like to signal to other dudes that you're down to fuck.
This is not a text to speech message. I am officially giving away $100,000 to chat. There is no reason for this
at all. Do not be alarmed.
No
Quinn this is the police under arrest for smuggling over 50 pounds of baby oil. You will never take me alive
Okay
Okay, okay
Any last words mr. Clown nobody has ever been banned for turbo I'd nobody you
Oh
Shit it's a commando Paladin brother no
Commando Paladin why is your face annoying?
I know you are about to pop in a for whatever but I just wanted to quickly remind you that
I banged your mom.
I'm gonna do anything I want any paint on it.
These paints are kind of stupid.
Yellow paint?
You are early.
Gold.
Oh dude man this guy rockin my butt.
Check for the sheet for me.
d4 underscore.
It's definitely a- it's for sure gay right here.
D-So glad let's go.
Puppamana?
He's a little like a tattoo.
If we're gonna send it, it's gonna look like a tattoo.
Aint's tattoo.
Fucking mate!
He's tattooed with a-
Imagine this guy.
To me, I've got the sword face tattoo.
It's a little bit warped on the side, but who cares, bro?
Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
Alright, Samoan style, Samoan style.
Uh, yo, thanks. The fat napper that fucked it to subs, cheerbird.
We got ten minutes till season starts, Jack.
Ten minutes till season starts.
Um...
Yeah.
Oh, let's take a chat.
Let's have a chat.
Let's have a chat.
Is he wants a chat?
I gotta do a thing.
I gotta do a fucking thing.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, we got how long, Joe?
How long?
We got nine minutes.
Nine minutes.
Nine minutes.
9 minutes boys
I repeat 9 minutes
That's as long as I bend on that camera, I can connect some shit
Connected accounts
Connected
Good, it is connected
Alright, so last thing is not fucking connected, but refreshed
Fucking refreshed, bitch
I
Retarded it wouldn't just it's already playing on the early side. No, he's not bro. He's not wait don't lie
Don't lie I
Don't wait. What the hell don't lie, dude. We've had to stop. We've had to stop. We've had to stop
Okay, I don't want to be a blood pellet and an inked tattoo. I don't know about any of these though. That's the monarch
This is the mother stupid as hell
Okay, just dirty this looks kind of dirty
What's kind of I mean, maybe we just go gachi
We just get some gachi golden paint on oh
Oh my god, it looks the best with no markings. Wait, chat. No markings, no jewelry, and no makeup looks the best.
What? There he is. Peek.
Why does your character look like Bejira, Seekwisher, and Rich Campbell had a baby?
What? I thought he's Henry Campbell, bro. He's fucking Henry Campbell. If you can't see, it's Henry Campbell.
he's clearly it's clearly hennry gavel that's a like if you can tell he's
having a lot of what the fuck it like that
that's literally a
first bomb stated that there's a lot of this way more jacked in the sky
at which we just wasn't going to show up just to be like
I mean I should, right?
Let's just put us in a random hole and show them.
That looks stupid as fuck.
Alright, let's keep going with this.
It's not in this place, look.
If he strips down, you happen to see him with his top off?
Bang.
Okay, I can just wait, right?
I can just sit here and wait.
What a whole lot of I dread and we just sit down we just okay am I gonna do road dog hardcore?
Am I gonna road dog hardcore?
Henry Henry HC
It's a safe for the way
It's fuckin' Henry, baby. Hi, call Henry, yep.
Can we not just skip to the part where you realize D4 is still complete dog shit then uninstall the game?
It would save us all a lot of pain and frustration.
There's a new build, right?
I am literally raw-dog-in-the-build blind.
It's legitimately raw-dog-in-the-build blind.
Okay, that's what we're doing.
There it is. QB. Stop. Countdown. Time up. Woman. Forty seconds.
Should be good. Woman 40. There it is. There it is. This is the CAD that time for the League Star Trek. I'm gonna take a piss before we start here.
good job all champs really it's about to go down Henry is fucking ready boys
this game suck
How do I make sure it's a SIF by the way?
How do I make sure it's a SIF?
I want to make sure it's a SIF.
How do I make sure it's a SIF?
You can't.
Oh, you're just throwing a tray in your SIF.
I miss a SIF anyway.
Let's put in the title chat.
Let's put in the title.
I'm putting in the title chat.
HC?
It's a SIF.
Okay, baby, HCS there, baby, you're damn right, because I'm fucking ethical as shit.
By the way, okay.
Sometimes it's like a second early, so it might be a little bit late, so I think, and
Diablo 4, it's still kind of cool, you can be in the game and it just like pops
up.
And then you can just press like up there and have some shit.
It's not this as if last when you go into Hell Tide.
Shut the hell up, bro. It still can.
No one cares about open-world shit, man.
Guys, do you know what? I'm gonna skip all your TTS.
Well, well, let me hear it, dude!
Okay.
You cannot get molten gear before killing the brain of Cthulhu.
Any TTS from this point on we're
skipped I'm doing pure campaign so the
second the sync pops TTS is up maximum
immersion hardcore
I
Call SSF baby, I bet I can die row
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3
Now!
Now!
What's going on?
We're going back and forth again, maybe?
What's going on, man? It's 11.30!
It's 11.30!
Hey Quinn, been watching the stream all day. My eyes have been hurting so I called the
doctor up. He said D4 gave me eye cancer.
Hello!
Please add a warning to your title thanks.
I don't-
Be up any TSSK.
And then we pops up. There's no new update bro, shut the fuck up, there is no new update.
Shut the fuck up, there is no new update bro, you are full of shit right now bro.
Let's say where we bet on it, where we bet on it, bet on it.
I'll close it down cause that shit, like, goad keep popping on my screen and I don't
want to just random guy keep popping on my screen.
Top of the hills right there.
Do I just re-grip my character?
It's been another time customizing bro, it's supposed to fucking pop up, right?
The other four.
There is no new update.
Bro, don't hit me this soon as it should in the beta or something.
HELLOOOOOO video game!
I think I'm gonna re- I think I'm gonna make my guy again. Let's get back.
Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!
I restarted the game and it works fine.
Who's it that? Who's it that?
You cannot play the seasonal content without defeating the slime of Cthulhu.
I think it's the NGZPro. He's full of shit. The guys are retarded.
If it's anyone else that said, like I was only saying, if it's NGZPro, ignore that shit.
these are the men and it's for that it was said
it was said
and what the fuck
what the fuck
actually up to it
But are you joking? Are you serious?
REEE! I gotta get to the sh- okay, okay.
What's happening, bro? What's happening? What's happening? What's happening?
Oh my fucking god, bro! Oh my fucking god!
Battle net, bro! Battle net! What the fuck am I battle-
Pre-send a battle net, bro! What the fuck is going on, man?
What the hell is going on?
play play say sorry to energy z pro now after calling him a bad name bro he brought that
upon himself if you spam they get the boycrab wolf if you if you spam wolf wolf wolf wolf
when Wolf actually comes on believes.
So if you do memes, let's not get it twisted.
Oh, God, no, dude.
No, dude.
I
Oh my god
Why did you dumb motherfuckers suggest that shit? You're so stupid and retarded. Oh
You're so stupid
Oh my god, bro. It's actually up. I can't play check prep dates. Dude. This is reminding me a default launch
I'm ready for launch. I legitimately couldn't play and just got stuck in a fucking
infinite thing
I should have waited right? Did you guys make that up about restarting by the way?
Restarting ironically fucked me, but I am guessing we just figured out that together.
Legit, I beat you, anyone who didn't restart didn't get this by the way and people who
reset it got fucked I'm confident that I should have waited at this point like
it's not so funny bro I believe you guys very funny very funny very cool very
funny very very I should have waited absolutely should have what I would have
had a customized character that I spent a lot of time customizing and make it
sick I would have managed to be playing the fucking game
oh my god
oh my god dude
doesn't matter you need it to restart anyway also equip your battery
I didn't need to restart, there was no update
there was no update I didn't need to fucking restart
hey Gwon, M level 7 already
how's your game going right now?
Fuck bro, bitch
But you're going blues it
Looks at
How the fuck this is trillion billion dollar company
But this is actually I'm actually getting PTSD from D4 launch by the way I
I could have planned it pronounced play
I'm stuck on the main menu box
It pronounced playing, it pronounced playing
It spanned it pronounced the string and it was playing
I could have played
I don't want to click the button
I remember
And it just
And I got stuck in the queue at the queue at the queue
Fuck me bro
Nice 5,400 RPM hard disk drive with 56K L1 and L2 cache.
That's it, that's what I'm saying, everyone's in.
Continue sub to three days remaining.
Let's see what Quinn is playing out Diablo for.
Where is the cancel subscription button?
There we go.
I shouldn't have clicked out. You fucking low-witted motherfucker.
Hello. Simon is here and him's gonna be watching you while my kids are in bed.
Why don't I listen? Why don't I listen? Why don't I listen?
I don't know why I listen. I'm an idiot. I don't know why I listen.
I listen to some fucking recod and then they fucking...
Now I'm just... my daddy's ruined.
it's woody joe in for a bit, woody joe is in, that's the final straw bro
that's grational birch
oh cute
that's the woody joe is in the water, woody joe is in the water, but he's not actually in
so he's just like, he's stuck in the water
chat bait is 10 tenths, I swear it happens every time
time. Ms. Mika already beat Ubima Fisto with her feet. Sure. You have to restart Quinn.
Let me know everyone's in guys, and I'm not in thanks for guys
Please please everyone let me know all the people in and how I can't play guys
Let me know how everyone is in and I cannot play
That would be great if anyone gets good to just check it. Just let me know check for updates up to date
There's no update I got in all right even yep, there it is
Okay
Tyler one is not even playing yellow Toma playing before me my own ass if Toma was playing before me my own ass, bro
He's my street fighter too, bro
Amaranth is in. Amaranth is not playing default bro. Ain't no way.
Bro Amaranth is literally in.
She ain't in. No she ain't even in. She ain't even in. She ain't even in.
listen have you considered fixing your game have you considered what how do they
what I'm gonna this bro like you can't make a functional fucking queue system
it's okay Quinn I am also not in because I will never play this dog shit game
okay you can't make a functional queue system in 2026
current year by the way current year
but how do they not just have a queue that like just slowly let's people in
so the service kid don't get overloaded and crash
I'm gonna stop streaming shitless to have the default bad tattoo on permanent display.
Oh!
Oh!
New screen!
New screen!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Jesus!
What the fuck, bro? I cannot play with his face, bro. I cannot play with his face.
Alright, I don't have to do it.
Uh, maybe we had like a mean stash before, right?
It's stash, and then we had the brown beard.
Was that brown? We had like brown hair or something brown?
Why does he look like Henry Cavill anyway? What happened?
Look at Henry Cavill's face.
Just to get that shit ass fucking trash off the markings in the jewelry yeah we
get we get we get we get we go yeah oh he's a nice he's a nice next hardcore
season and reee... canvane stay lord of hatred confirm
starting we're gonna start no more checks I'm pussy I don't know what I
should start I'm gonna say no more to the pussy
mom
Come on. It wasn't the wrong lady, it's Seasonal.
Come on Henry, you can do this!
It was not the wrong campaign. I literally checked it was correct campaign.
Come on, boy. Come on, boy.
Nah fuck you dude seriously wait back. Is he there? Is Henry there?
He's gone, crank your gear again. Oh my god, dude. Munglass guy. He looks fucking retarded again.
All right finalize.
Highcore. Campaign state. Yes. Henry.
He was at the bottom?
Wait, he was at the bottom?
He was not at the bottom.
Is it going to say he's got the same name twice or something, I don't understand.
Can you have the same name twice?
What, this is the wrong Henry?
You've been on me lying to me, bro. I swear to god I've got a bad car. Oh, season of
character! Henry! He's in a wallock. What's up with those fucking eyes? What's up with
those guys' eyes? Oh, we found out the wrong Henry, Chad. I think I heard the wrong
Henry. I got some fucking cook contacts in. Can I not? What's the good Henry? You
You said there's a second Henry right? You said there's two Henrys?
How are you seeing two Henrys?
Clown.
There's literally one Henry.
I did not select those eyes.
Whenever I, unless maybe I didn't, I just forgot.
I did die.
Okay, you talk right now.
Okay, what does this mean?
Alright, we love you.
You can't have not been saved by the current game or count as otherwise busy please wait a few minutes
So we can save the log out and try again
Nah, I did ass what?
Fucking blizzard!
Shall I log in or not let character in log out you think maybe?
That's often what you'd have to do
We'll start on this character
And then it should log out the other character, right?
But this is what you do in Mule of Wulker after your character gets stuck logged in and
this is what you do to get your character logged out.
Log into your character.
Oh, no, can't even get into that character, right?
Belladon
Henry
HC bro campaign state
Don't try high-mode yet
Don't try high-mode for difference
I'm so glad I tamed the launch guys this is great you can't there's nothing for
the shade by the current game of Canada I can't let you please wait a few minutes
so we can say look you're cannot try again bro can you please suck my fucking
What the fuck? I paid money for this? Hello?
So that's the only one I got here.
I'm not restarting. I'm not restarting. Why is everyone else playing a knock-win?
Okay, who's the random person?
Twitch.tv, DanMods.
Yes. Holy game just came out. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Okay. No one else is black. Wait, no one
else is black yet. No one else is black. Fucking Shroud. Of course he's guys on the
the wide list of course shroud able to play
wait is the one where you're sure out of that would apply
that he's on the fucking streamer list
oh
oh
oh
oh
playing the other four ways.
Can we just play it?
It's too much, it's logged in, bro.
What the fuck?
I'm not, I'm not going to play it right now.
I'm in, I'm in the next stage.
I've got a new screen.
I've got a new screen, baby.
We're on screen number three now.
We've made it past the log in,
and then we've made it past the character creation,
and now we're on like the game pinning start.
I ain't pressing cancel.
Why the fuck am I pressing cancel, dude?
No, we get it.
I'm literally in queue right now, queued.
This is it.
We about to play.
He's just gonna be full finally playing again. Oh my fucking god, bro
Oh my fucking god, are you fucking serious right now, bro?
Are you fucking serious right now, bro? Everyone else is not playing I would say about most people aren't playing
2 dogs playing.
Oh man, spoilers bro, spoilers!
Fucking spoilers!
Fucking spoilers bro, is Blizzard incursing me?
because i got a d4 bad tattoo
am i on the fucking blacklist?
alright guys, so we're just handling this trivia so you guys make me depressed
you just make me depressed like, dude, what are you guys playing d4?
That my condition is plain day for me.
I can't believe it.
He's playing it as well.
That everyone's playing people right now.
Guys, everyone's playing it.
Is that one's playing people now?
That one's playing people.
They keep releasing this shit.
And yet you keep buying it.
Everyone in the queue deserves this.
That's for D.
Everyone is not playing.
I'm in E.T.W.
I can't watch to see if he's playing or not.
I can't even see.
But I can see.
Dude, the thumbnail shows him playing.
So...
I'm inclined to believe that Parasoftware is actually playing right now.
Ain't no freaking way did he put the blizzard as well so fuck
He's pregnant the blizzard connects he's probably let's be real pirates got the blizzard connects because he used to put your blizzard
Forson is not playing Diablo 4. I know he didn't pay money ain't playing D4
Wasn't you just Lincoln Forson?
Oh
Yeah, yeah, let's go
Let's go I'm log it in
I'm log it in
I'm logging in
Kripp is playing it's playing the best time, bro. Wait, he's playing D4
Hope you're doing well. He's still updated.
And Hester chose him playing on his stream a lot.
This is a download. Kripp is still downloading, bro.
Kripp is fucking downloading. He's not even in the game. He's downloading for your lock-in Kripp.
look in what are we doing oh yeah as we go you close the game already I guess yes yes yes
as long as those are all getting fucked together chat I don't even care dude long as everyone
can't play D4 then hey GG it's just when I can't believe before anyone else plays before
that's when it's depressing that's what happened I don't even know a D4 launch chat
I've fucking oriented my entire life. I'd be preparing for that moment for like a hundred years and then what happened was
Yeah, Mike I got locked out of the game every nasca play and I got I literally spend 80% of the launch
sitting in a load screen queue
And it may get me have mental issues
Do you want to look crazy yet? Same thing happened for Peewee to launch Peewee to access launch
couldn't play the game my whole stream was fucking effing 24-7 completely fucking
cooked completely cooked but soldier boy ain't no way soldier boy can play
much love to y'all
what's so good yeah I'm saying it was good was popping
he's having a good time I don't know what's happening so good but he's in a
good time so the boys having a great time
like it
we have sacrificed so much
yet the war for century is far from over
it started with Lilith and Inaris the creators of Sanctuary they each have
Their own twisted plans.
Lilith, most of all.
I have not come to save, but to empower.
Our only hope was a wanderer who'd been fed the demon's blood.
This bond with Lilith was the key to unraveling her plans.
Others joined the cause.
I, Lorath, was among them, the one for better or worse.
Together, we learned that Lilith wanted more than to empower humanity.
She aimed to consume her father, the Fister, the lord of hatred.
He was being reborn in hell.
He's still weak, vulnerable.
I must strike before he can resist.
He hoped to claim his power for century, but he even wore for herself, yet with his
door and a part left to play.
He sent his Herald to help the Wanderer stop him, a Devil's bargain we'd hoped to avoid
at all costs.
We pursued Lillith without him as far as we could, into the very depths of hell.
He is a Herald, and we pay for it.
Was it enough?
In the end, he had no choice but to accept Mifesto's help.
Your lives and those of all humanity depend on what you do next. Choose wisely.
Mifesto wanted freedom, but Narell imprisoned him in the Soul Stone, denying him his surprise.
The wanderer struck her down, and with her last breath she warned us of a dire future.
Without me, you would have no victory.
I pray she was wrong.
I can't blame her for going along.
For not wanting to lose anyone else.
But my fist was corruption soon to hold.
You made a choice.
lucky the wanderer found her and helped her to endure it just as they had enjoyed
living who yet lingered in their own veins
together they found what they were searching for the tomb of Akkarat final
resting place of sanctuary's holy prophet was a prison with his doll
might never escape. We would not go easily. I will give you the violence so long for...
What the fuck?
Wanderer defeated his Herald, but Mikisto himself slipped through their grasp, and into a new vessel.
Body of Akara.
We killed some random minion. That was the whole expansion.
Now with all the hatred warped sanctuary as a false prophet.
Our damnation in the guise of salvation.
I was trying to make sure we don't change arrest or to greed.
The duty demands we rise again.
To fight for all we have left.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh shit. Oh shit.
There it be bro. Damn.
He's back bro since I'd be accurate man.
This is gonna be the cinematic we just watched, by the way, on YouTube.
This is literally the cinematic we just watched.
It's cool, it's not cinematic, we just watched it.
What if there's something after this cutscene?
all right fuck it
it's true Akarat walked these streets
light it was glorious to behold
where's that option dude I gotta send it on
so Akarat that's promised
where's it where's the option I gotta turn it on
Evans brothers and sisters
mini map overlay
what a fine buff cormat takes options
where's that mapping shit where's the fucking mapping
Lock cursor. That sounds good.
Ah, screen check effects. Come on, English.
Open loot filter. Minimap.
I can't see it!
How do I open the minimap?
I was hoping to find you here, friend.
Knew you'd be on our Karatstra.
Azilor, where have you been?
Where have I been?
Too damn far.
I was chasing leads.
Looking for knowledge, relics.
Anything to contain the Fistar.
In the end, it wasn't enough.
I just wanted us to have another way forward in case things didn't go as planned.
They didn't.
We could have used you in an hunt too.
I know how it turned out. The salt stone.
The fist-toe taking on the guys of Akara.
Nerell told you.
Anyway, yes. That's why I've been looking for you.
She sent me a letter.
There was one for you too.
Your hand is trembling.
Just read the letter.
She's dead, bro.
Hello, my friend. I
Wondered what I would write to you if this moment ever came. I
Thought about sharing my research. She got up. Thanks. I had discovered. Yep
That's a pigeon can only carry so many words and what I want to say most
Is this?
Thank you for believing in me
Even when I didn't believe in myself.
Thank you for giving me hope.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, there it is. She didn't say, like, hi, brother.
Why did she send this? Where is she?
Not far.
But we should find a place to sit down, and we can...
Just tell me what is happening.
she's fucking dead it's better if I show you come with me you think a little
would be like yo I I am leash Mephisto by the way and I'm dead
okay this way
it's time to smash the low rat what is this place an old Kajastani archive
Meryl found something here. A lead. A way to stop Mifestote. Break the cycle. That's how she put it in a letter.
I came here as fast as I could. I thought I'd find her out on the other scrolls. She's dead. Dead.
What happened?
He got to her.
He took her from us and said my good-byes, she'll take them.
Go on.
I don't even like to wrap that much about us.
If you're going to walk up to her corpse, well yes, don't resurrect or anything.
Just let her die.
Just let the character die, please.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were free from his grasp, if I had known you weren't I...
Dammit! I will make Nefisto pay for this! I will make that bastard pay!
We both will, my friends. We both will. When I found her here, she looked at peace.
She didn't feel him in those last moments and neither should we
You want to make me pistol pay? Then we need to know what mayoral discovered
That's lucky I tried searching for clues earlier, but I couldn't focus
We'll do it together
This feeling like my insights are being pulled apart
I thought I had rid myself of his presence
It's maybe he was always lurking here
waiting
Maybe this is all a cruel game
Whoa skill tree bro
This new skill tree bro this new skill tree. Let's fucking go
We got multiple
It's going to be clash with this, I'm going to go to the boss, I'm going to go to the
skill, I'm going to go to the boss and pick waves, I think it's going to be clash, I
think it's going to be clash, okay, no kids, yep, so cool, girls to the boss, what's
It's a dagger she stabbed him with bro.
Cool, let's get to the site. We know what it is, it's the prophecy.
So then we got the prophecy.
This is what Narell was researching.
Once a weapon lies there, they can stop him.
One forged by Lilith.
It makes sense.
Skullvoss is where Lilith and Inarius created mankind.
Could be where she created this weapon too.
Merell also wrote something about an Oracle.
The hen that can open the way.
Oracles, prophecies, riddles, all the things I tried to avoid.
But I can't.
The Visto came here for her and he tried to burn away any trace of what she found
That means she was onto something
That means she died for a reason
And that means it falls to us to finish what she started
That is how we honor
Gallia supplies and meet me in backwater
Somewhere far from his prying eyes
I'll put passage to the aisles
We just gonna leave a course and yeah, okay, maybe just burn it
There's been a cold system.
Yo, level up!
Level up!
Uh, str-
Anybody that can live resolve, right?
Resolve, str-
Resolve is literally 25% active.
Taking damage consumes a stack.
You can update stacks.
Oh, what the hell? It's shit!
Oh, an armor?
They're a holy hammer.
Brand is in line, dealing an arc.
Advance forward with the weapon. What's the coolest melee attack you're getting? Advance forward sounds kind of cool, bro
Skill branch, bro
Okay, we go
It's done
The round is a brass.
Yeah, we got a nice, nice coat.
Are we still... we will have been joined.
Aye. Aye, we will.
I just wish I had...
Dammit, will you shut up?
Sorry, it's our old friend, the Tree of Whispers.
Ever since I stepped foot in the swamp, I can hear the voices.
They know what we're up against, they can feel it.
The change in the bones of the world.
The storm on that horizon.
The trees in his head.
And then I'm raffling in it.
They can kiss my ass.
We have a prime evil term,
and we need to be prepared.
Yeah.
I made this talisman to help me around.
I hope it did.
In some way.
I'm gonna stage yours now.
She's dead, but I mean...
I'll take it bro.
Amulet?
Yo, amulet!
A security place on the ship.
Oh, damn it.
I mean, there's docks.
You'd now appreciate telling them
a little bit of the deal.
Yep, it's got seals,
Let's get some shit in there. Yep, I know about that.
Cool, let's get that shit.
Bonus experience, three percent.
Looks like that.
old man. Me? Yes. Do you truly seek Akkarat's favor? Or are you driven by darker impulses?
No dark impulses in this heart, my friend. I only see the trees.
You'll tell them, tell them the Akkarats are demon, bro!
So much for free from crying eyes. Don't worry about the preacher, he's just another fool.
What troubles me is this talk of an eclipse
The fistos planning a spectacle of some kind and I'd wager it'll be much darker than any of these people expect
No use talking them out of going to school. Oh, so the door accurate
The scariest part is
It's no spell
Winning bro. The fisto won them over with real miracles
He's playing the part of benevolent prophet. I'm playing it very damn well
Once we get to Skobos we'll need to act fast. Come on, let's get aboard.
Oh shit.
This game looks crazy. Oh shit, here we go.
Cut scene, boys. You cut scene. Let's go.
Let's freaking go.
If you fuck with me, I'll steal your horse with that.
Those muddy-in-the-cuts, it is just the game's graphics.
Please tell me you're not an Adelaide's co-host.
Not this time, not.
Believe it or not, I'm rather close to the Amazon Queen of Skoblos.
Her name is Adriana.
How close?
You don't need to do that shit.
After this course, it's a roger and can't get to anyone.
Oh shit, okay.
We haven't seen each other in years.
She remember me.
Just talk, she remember me.
The good things.
We need her help to track down this weapon made by Ruth.
The time is short.
The pistol is days ahead of us.
We'll have a foothold on the aisles.
And if all else fails, I brought something for that, too.
The sightless eye.
It once belonged to the Oracle of Skorvows,
and Mayraeel thought she might be able to help us.
Not sure why or how.
There you are!
The old man with not a dark impulse in his heart
Fuckin' a stranger with something unspeakable in theirs.
This fool again.
Mind givin' us some privacy?
Nothing is hidden from his eyes and ears.
Even this vast sea is so small compared to him.
And we are even smaller.
Just little people in little boats swept up in the tide.
And my master, he is the tide!
It's nice people
You're them
You're part really fucking down we need to find him before he sings the shit
I tried to get here.
Are you hurt?
Coming in.
Can you go suck a bad dick?
It's not just the scannies, there's something moving under the boards.
Stay together.
Right, now he'll have a little woke up or something, bro.
Is this it?
I'm not playing with a woke up right now, Jad.
Boom!
We're good.
Get with the shield, baby.
Get with the shield.
Look at how he bounces like that in level one.
Look at how he bounces like that at level 1, why isn't the stat up so good?
Boom!
Moving on to gold as well, okay.
We're cooking? Yeah, we're cooking.
Good. Now, take your breath.
I'll be damned.
It's definitely tough for me to spot it once this.
Not bad.
Dude, this is a lot of bullies.
They're 20 vs.
That's my shield ability scaling up my shi-
Why is my shield ability scaling up my weapon damage?
I'll be using it all.
Okay, hold the light on.
You sure?
We can get back.
Okay, let's do ability change.
Hold the light on.
Maybe let's go.
What's going on here?
I get to go like this way, this way.
So it gives me the default.
Early abilities, early.
Interesting.
No.
No!
That's a watch move!
No!
Why'd they get out of the water?
Why'd they get out of the woman?
Oh, a crab just ate her, bro!
No! No! No!
Another woman!
Oh, dude, there's crabs inside there.
Wormstick!
I thought you were those fiends from the deep.
The dudes head away and let all the chicks die.
You know what I mean?
Well, a few cats and bruises, but nothing a good but the spirits can't help.
You should be worried about whoever's up top.
I heard screams like I've never heard before and then they went quiet so fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
I have to
We need to slide them
Okay
I have a bit of a dps build on that chat
doubt about it holy shit who the fuck am I boom ah dude wait wait wait let's
miss a loot back there miss loot I miss loot I miss loot
fuck I can't get it bro it's gone forever
My die, bro. Maybe this is a hardcore soul cell by the way, Jett.
This is a hardcore soul cell by the way. If I die, Jett, I'm dead.
I give my blood willingly in the Fistome. I open my soul to your hate.
Huh?
Thought he's a holy prophet or something.
The Fistome, you know who accurate really is.
Aren't we both so fortunate, where he goes the whole world bends around him.
He spoke of you.
Oh, he admires you and hates you.
I wish that he'd...
I see you, friend.
I'm glad I could see you one last time.
You will not witness this thing.
Dude, that was sick.
That was cold.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, shit.
Alright, miss load man.
That's not a bomb to ride on.
Okay, lock it lock it lock it.
This is intense man, I'm on loose.
I'm going to scrams!
Oh shit!
Y'all don't like this guy, that kinda sucks.
Go on him though, baby.
The storm is clear.
Everyone below deck, come on, it's safe.
Shit.
Everyone below that come on it's safe
A trophy
We're down we got a we have this a full set of gear look at those upgrades
Investor spoke to me and possessed the preacher
Not all of his followers are sheep
He's using these hands of alcohol to do his dirty work while he keeps up with me never into it
You know it's what I have to do now.
I'm gonna mess up, it's not an issue now.
Let's get the crew together and patch up the ship.
It's not going to be long before we reach the Isles.
Here we go, all new cutscene. New cutscene.
Well done man, thank you bro for checking that.
This area looks cool, bro. This area looks sick!
It's like an angel to leave us, a harmony.
What?
So this is where they made, this is where they made like the humans.
Ratchet monster city, what have these mainlanders brought to our eyes?
We get a path, what do I get in the new passive?
So I leveled up, oh so I get to go here now.
pressure is five faith
thanks okay five faith
flash sweet we are supposed to be it flashes I only had I was two options in
my level up jet I choice between two things
Oh, shit, okay.
All these people, like lambs to the swelter.
No time to waste.
That beast.
Akara spoke of evil things to come.
That hand was brave to be sent.
I saw him jump.
Did he think he could fight it?
What a tainted bro, isn't that a water bro?
Is that just a little water?
Okay.
Akara is truly here.
To gaze upon his face this closely.
We are blessed indeed.
What's up?
Pilgrims, make your way to the Plaza.
Plaza we're Queen Adriona we welcome Akara with open arms
okay
Queen Adriona has welcomed us that gives me heart there is much good we can do
here
there's the cigarette in cabinet this act he appears and we're just supposed
to play the following
i think they're going to do anything about all the games it's going on
also
and who's this so
what is the best to do in here
city still standing
he needs to miss and it's people
at least for now
he'll try to win over queen every on the first
You can't get away unless she's on his side or silenced.
I need to find her. Warner.
I helped to defend Skorvos once before with any lock she'll listen to me.
I hate that there was a fucking big spoiler.
They seem to know what Mephisto was planning.
We would see if you can find out.
We already know what's going to happen.
Loreth is going to try to tell the Queen and then she's going to we're going to get cooked.
Right? That's what's going to happen.
This guy's got voices, yeah, this guy's got voices fucking aides, but hey, this is what
it is about.
Deal with it.
Whoa.
Okay, wait, can I sell this ship with gold, bro?
Dude, he's vomiting, bro.
Wait, in?
The world is a mere series
Our spears serve tennis and for people
They are the champions of the truth
But our queen will not have their blood on us
Break up fights, keep folks moving
Let's keep this city safe
What okay overlay tab
Map screen
Save changes
Look at that. I look at that
Well, this is like we this is our main town as will we do everything in I guess
We go around this way
Some bullshit, yeah
Where's that dot thing? I want to put on the dots. Why is there no dots?
They showed off the dots. Does anyone know about the dots? Map opacity, map overlay color,
play so they remove that shit I want to put that on dude
I guess this isn't good oh oh a pop finder bro what is this oh shit we got
pop on her on we got pop on our dear we playing the upload model let's go thank
Thank you. You have the kindness of an angel.
No, no, no, Akkarat preaches generosity.
I've seen her pop at the world with at least a few dozen angels today alone.
So what? Let the drifters waste their corn.
I don't know where you're from, but here we've prayed gold for service.
Not Garbage. Take your regs elsewhere.
Clean, spitting their sea sickness all over the city, trailing disease rats.
Feel me?
You haven't seen them? They've infested my cellar. All their dirty ships coming and going, we'll have a plague upon us soon.
Why, my guy looks so sick already by the way.
I equipped like random blues and my guy looks like a fucking knight.
They make you start off as a hobo, right?
Search, and I have the efforts to- the dogs aren't going anymore bro, what the fuck?
What happened?
I'm sorry for calling your dad uglier than a squeal
Oh shit, what's going on here bro?
Oh shit.
Dude, this is the most of us fucked bro.
You guys are not immersed.
Tell me you're going to be immersed a bit right at least.
I mean, I'm obviously on rails and it's kind of like I'm going to go like a-
It's a little theme park, but how does it feel like like coming home?
Welcome sister to the wrong place
Much be this to the plaza to the coming eclipse to a carats beautiful future
Whoa the invisible bug guys. Oh, that was crazy
So you admit you worship demons
No, we respect demons same as angels
But they're not the same. One is, uh, is evil.
Evil, good. You cannot touch these things. You cannot hold them. They're not real.
But blood, blood is real. And my blood bears my ancestors, angels and demons both.
Same as you. Same as anyone.
Tro-Tro-Tro, I think I got blood, even with blood it's not demon.
Handmade Banner Fashioned from Pilgrims stitched in the cloth is Mantra.
Love your fellows, love yourselves, and love Acura.
Yo, shout out to Acura, bro.
Back the way you came, traveler.
What?
Okay.
I could send out the unit, shore up our defences.
The Oracle was clear. A dark age comes for Skobos.
This thing cannot be fought with steel alone.
Nor can it be prayed away.
Is it really wise to entertain this... prophet?
I'd be a fool to make a martyr of him with all his sycophants in our city.
And?
And what?
And a small part of you wants to believe him.
Ah, what's that line?
Rare is the sunlight that dares to dance the lakebed.
You see through me.
Oh, Thara, between the famines and the wars, madness swallows sanctuary.
What if this madman is our answer?
Let's see him for ourselves then, though we'll be without the oracle, I just got word
she won't be attending.
Since three oracles come and go, and only this one has dared to shirk her duty to our
people this many times over.
Damn, this still has the queen's ear, and they've yet to even meet.
No, I should have come this way
The eclipse is coming
Hitting the unsaved for they alone will suffer
Wait, well my fist or servants. I need to find him. What did I do? I scared him away. Oops. I was from a listen
Mark I cannot towards better days are on the horizon
Look, you can see it in the sky
And eclipse is coming so what?
the eclipse heralds a new beginning you haven't seen the madness we've escaped
from tell me pilgrims what have you seen babies born backwards rain as
thick as tar did life falling from this guy it's all over the mainland and
it's coming here next but acrobat will lead us through the eclipse and
Into a marriage
Get down there or you would jump big-ass jump. I see you jump jump down there bro.
Give me back my daughter.
The child has made her choice.
You always yell, but they're nice to me.
You're embarrassing your mother child. Come on.
didn't you hear she doesn't want the freezes taking the child bro
kidnappers the fuck man give the child back bro give the child back
I dinged, yes!
So what do I get now?
Fuck.
Like, oh, I get to do...
Design my shield.
This shield, it'll send me a block chance of additional damage,
or this shield increases your damage by 2%,
block chance to reset.
Six seconds of extra damage hits an enemy.
I mean, what's my block chance by default?
20% block chance.
75% of your shields block chance is additional damage.
Thank you. Yeah, shibby my man exel shibby lx
Right. He said my runescape name is to be the same, bro. I was a il underscore owned li
Fucking red
We've got a lot of rounds to face.
These guys are from the other three.
These guys are like best.
We got rat kings.
And they were like, they would shoot out at me and rats and they could even hail
the progression.
So good for exploiting farm out of a broken exploiting farm, bro
Get a big rat get a big rat
Get equal to loot seriously. You go to be serious
You please I'm laying on normal mode man playing on HC normal right now
This is getting once I'm confident that I'm destroying everything. I will consider turning the difficulty up
Whatever I'm confident like a thing is I'm playing HC
I'm playing HCS this year. I don't want to go to a hard difficulty, not knowing what's
the hard things I've run, but I'm going to instantly die.
You guys have really good games, of course I'm going to make it look easy, alright?
The average player can do what I'm doing right now.
Oh, it's a big, it's a big round.
It's a tornado, bro!
Might have a really good build, Jeff, if you don't understand.
Might have a really good build, but...
Yeah, we play.
No, I'm not gonna make a build this good.
He has a DMO experience.
Booming! Okay, it's not an upgrade. Not an upgrade.
Ooh, yo!
Big toughness upgrade, Chan.
One-fuck toughness, but I lose to Faust Ramp.
Not in this whole thing.
Am I orgy? It's a mini passive?
No. Or are you active?
Not in the passive, thanks.
I should play it.
I don't know if I like this shield teller.
Can I check?
How does it change?
Bliss hammer?
What else have we got?
Divine lance?
Impalding into the lance?
Shield bash.
Should we try to zeal out?
the
well
that's kinda cool
kids collect all the mess you what are you serious so i actually have to put a
fucking pit on like actually no cap
dog I'm gonna put the little baby cat on
it's seriously so I have to have a some shitty little pit thing it just like
distracts me from the actual gameplay the whole time just because it's like
functional
I don't know what the CLC is doing dude, I'm gonna be honest, but dude that game, you
know what the other ability was very better.
This ability is very ethical, very melee.
Oh, fuck the hand-to-back right there.
Are you trying to get me killed, I'm pretty sure?
You're looking part of the prophecy bro, and he wants to get you killed to stop the prophecy
I just wonder stop the guy who literally killed his daughter
and killed his hero and basically he's been fucking everything up. I'm basically
cannot be speaking. My character is pretty much gone.
It's pretty real, my guy is basically a god.
I think Mr. Hester wants to spread hatred in the world or something? I don't know.
I'm a bad guy who likes bad things, I'm a bad boy.
At least Lilith's gonna have like a...
This is more of a complicated act, oh wait, I'm behind you, I'm fucking doing damage to you bro!
Okay wait, we're gonna try something outside of zeal, let's try out shield bash, charge and enemy bash them.
This will try that last thing.
time-lots crazy just cuss me
I don't know, I don't know, I'm gonna do 5 months
It looks pretty cool
Fingertrip feels bad, the items shooting the same side. Yeah, it feels like it's in MO, it's like it's in MOBOT
I don't think that they have one item, they're going for ultra quality of life and you trade
off like that really kind of weighty item feel for like a more frictionless experience.
So you just walk up and everything, which kind of goes into some interface menu somewhere.
Which is, you know, it's convenient.
You just want to blast.
That aura is fucking broken!
What's going on?
What the fuck was that?
Yeah, I'm gonna level it up a bit.
Yeah, look, there's more going, more is just passively killing those guys.
This is the orb.
It's the orb.
I don't even do anything in the orb.
It just kills you for me.
But there's rats that just die.
This is what I call gaming!
Where am I going?
This probably ran some labor.
Wait, deep underground.
Help me, boys.
Do you feel our Lord?
So near?
I do.
I do.
Well, he's about to sacrifice these guys to summon the giant demon, isn't he?
If the Vista sent you here to beg me, he sent you to die!
No!
No!
He sent us to ascend!
Watching right now from the plaza above his hate moves us speaks through us
He will open us. Oh, that's hot. He will make us new
Oh, bye.
Hey, animation again.
I see a very... it's called, it's called, it's my, my, it's my sort of little, a little bug.
W animation.
Oh, fuck! The Galpana is molar!
I'm not sure if I can get him to do that.
Whoa!
Shit, how the fuck is fucking me up?
How the fuck is fucking me up?
he was fucking me up just now
Yeah, the game's kind of playing like it kind of feels like how do I describe it like lost Ark
Feels like some lost Ark vibes guns into the combat feels
Okay, new ability chant. Do I get my Aegis around yourself with the shields of the line?
20 enemies, getting 30 in a block, almost 4 seconds.
Shard of the shield, we're pushing enemies back, grinding arm, I'm dealing 50 damage.
Falling star, okay. How am I going to not do falling star?
Falling star.
Falling star.
Falling star.
Falling star.
Really good to be fast
You get stuck there where you get stuck
Bro unhanded let you run through enemies and you cannot be stopped level 17
We'll do this for now we'll do that we'll do the fullings we'll be falling sharp enough, but
the moving on it I wouldn't mind just pressing it by then just going fast and
just having no clip basically they'd be pretty sick
oh shit Henry kills it sick
a pilgrim comes to our shores let him wash in the waters so that's what this
This is proof himself worthy of the sound.
Do you want me to skip it?
What if people didn't see it?
Walk with me to the fires of the mainland.
Now, your faith will be rewarded.
People just didn't see it. This talk's gonna scare.
The pools of creation.
The path to a better future is near.
And by the grace of Queen Adriona,
we will reach it.
Adriona.
Adriona.
Adriona?
Now, of all times?
It seems a new pilgrim has joined us.
Listen.
He's a demon.
The mainland burns because of him.
Lies.
You're in danger.
I don't understand.
The people say he's a saint.
What proof do you have?
You have my word.
As a whole, Ratrim?
As someone you once called friend.
That...
Enough!
Afraid I'll spoil your show?
Not at all.
I barely knew you existed until today.
But now you've stepped onto my stage, and you thought there would be no consequences.
You are a button you have.
Sorry.
And I'm dead.
So small.
Oh, moron.
Shit, no, we killed her!
We killed her!
We killed her!
Don't fuck me!
No.
Yes!
Enough!
I have brought blood to this city.
Blood and hate.
No more.
I
Amory
He's literally Jesus, bro.
He's Jesus.
You really are what they say.
He's literally Jesus.
Ah, f***ing F.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
We must all show mercy!
My queen, let him walk free, so that all who look upon him will be reminded of what hate can do.
No, I'm not my queen, bro.
Not my queen!
And that is why I brought you here, to change that nature.
There was an extra few seconds to flip there by the way, the other one didn't include that
part.
Alright, Lorath, are you going to bait it man?
You go fucking...
By the order of our Queen Adriona!
The Horadrem, Lorathnar, is hereby exiled from the city of Tammis!
They're throwing shit at him man. They're throwing the poo poo at him.
Why can't I talk to him?
The fuck? It's blood, is it me? What the fuck are they throwing at him?
Oh, maybe it's tomatoes.
I wouldn't take you, Laura.
I'm lucky I can't slid your fucking throats.
I'm here getting dirty as hell, but I'm getting dirty as hell.
God damn.
He's brisk in that throat, and get at the queen.
That's not the point in mine.
There's just trash up that one.
Yeah, they can just look at, okay, she's just a badass I guess.
Let's get you out of here, friend.
Okay.
and so were the friends we'd ever loved.
I just heard there was a lucky animal to go to, Chad.
I was saying I couldn't keep my chat,
but I don't know how to read this fucking thing.
This new skill tree is confusing.
Okay, wait this way?
I can't go that way.
Why are these flashing?
I can't go that one.
I can't get that one yet.
I can't get that one yet.
So I guess I have to click the main skill, I think.
Yeah, I think I could click divine lance
Both LP audio quality cool then fix audio audio scuff press F5 if the audio is bricked
Guys if audio is bricked after a mini F it's a twitch issue you just gonna press F5 and it's fixed
Alright, we're just going to do that orb. Or just automatically just damage all the time.
to get us here you're right you're right what's done is done they're all set to
seek the Arkham that's why I've looked around the side beside let me try to get
my bearings the memory surge has sent him won't be far
my arms out bro go okay just get it kind of like a hundred in my water that's
what I did this horse can't be looking at his nice fucking free play was
stable just when you can't that is got let me give it that fucking badass
looking cat on baby
it's an armor on that bitch walk cat harness that looks stupid as hell I don't
know there's way too over that is ridiculous
let's put it oh let's put a big ass knife on his back that's his look bro
look hell yeah bro hell yeah now we're cooking chat now we're cooking so bright
you picked a terrible mark I know what he said we got a bunch of murderers and
boot kineas
just outside the camp and murderers bro murderers coming at us
That's a surprising.
Am I supposed to buy these?
I don't think I'm supposed to buy these.
I'm supposed to buy these.
The murderers are just walking around man.
Hold you just to catch up with them.
Whoa, what is that?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang about.
What does this mean?
What does this mean?
of the
whole shit that
no damage at the boys here in the sources of this
town that are scum of the home of the race of
the school was the one
It's like an effect of dismount.
Wait, what did I- Oh, no, speaking of Amazon.
Oh, what happened to that?
Oh, the Queens, bro, the Queens.
Not the Queens.
What have you found?
What would have been the patrols?
Blood's still fresh.
Strange. These are trained soldiers. How'd this happen?
What was that? Kill me? Did you hear a good joke?
Cheering numbers. That's how the dollars got her.
I see anchors up ahead. That's their foothold. Let's cut them loose.
I'm not testing that I mean I've seen a much dude that there's no mode. It's weird everything's so squishy, you know
whoa
But then I'm squishy like the boss is definitely half my life on a single pair
It's weird the gravity looks like simultaneously like really bad, but then they also look really good sometimes like some of the animations look really clean
I don't know if you guys are picking up what I put down.
Some of the animations look really good.
I don't know.
Look when those things shot that shit out there, it looks cinematic as fuck.
I didn't have time to look so scuffed and jank and shitty.
One of the old Amazon Distress signals, damn thing should be ablaze.
uh, was I supposed to break that?
was I supposed to break that or uh?
oops
uh, you'd think the oracle would know about Matinsas Glance
it's strange, never heard of the queen addressing the city without the oracle at the side
she should have been on that day
but she wasn't
maybe Mephisto's hoping to weaken Skorholds by driving apart its leaders
We'll get a game-bloom player. Mugs, take him out. Mugs, take him out.
Boom!
This kid's about to get fucking wrecked.
Not on my watch, buddy.
It's just a head-hoping, it's a random guy, damn it.
I got him, I got him, I got him, I actually got a charm slot, I should have put that.
2.5% caldmeration guys, oh that's a charm slot, interesting so that's not even a thing.
1% healing version, dude that's gonna be game changing, that 1% healing version dude is
is going to be different in life or death at any moment.
Not far enough.
I hope the Oracle has answers.
How do I take my latency, by the way, chef?
Does anyone know how to take latency?
Because I feel like I'm lagging.
I feel like it's jank,
because there's some jankiness to my tags.
for the one that's happening
control on this is the skin
all before okay
very funny guys
beary funny
can i perish yet so we're going to go like this
bang
I've seen you die a hundred different ways strangled drowned crushed beneath
Mephisto's heel then you know the evil we face Oracle yes and the way you hope
to best it, you seek a weapon. I know not where it is, but you've brought what we'll
need to find it. The sightless eye. Can you use it to help us? Not eye, no. I saw it broken
in hell when Lilith met its gaze and bent it inwards towards your mind. It pierced their
still and willful evermore to you and the demon that sleeps within your blood
well she's in my blood still wait you don't mean it's time to wake her come
with me to the sanctum what are we gonna race him and balloons we're gonna race
him and Lilith she's not even dead she's back boys
Lilith is back!
I mean, if I could look at this...
I mean, mix it up.
It's my monster.
How's that burger to scan for my monster?
What is it?
She wants to wake up Lilith.
Is she mad?
Look, I've been there,
weighing my life against the Glimmer of Hope.
I sold my soul to that down tree and did it matter? No.
Donan still died and Mayrell died. I can't...
Sanctuary can't afford to lose you, too.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Well, there's blood inside me, Chan.
I have to. Let's at least hear what the Oracle has to say.
This isn't the help I'd wanted from him.
I've not tried shield bash that's right out fuck it. We'll give it a go
Shield bash
Shield bash hits can't as blocks this kind of fiction trick once per cast hits arm blocks
Sammy
Okay, 40 size, hundreds of damage from our target.
I'm gonna try it out.
So I guess it's a prox block of x?
It is no use. The hive's out to dangerous. We can't afford to lose anyone else.
Without the draft, the visions are starved things. You step into my shadow.
What the fuck is this? Is this SliQuest?
Belle, you think I'm gonna do the SliQuest? Who made Quest Annie, bro?
You can get down to that fucking SliQuest.
I... I see a bird. Blue feathers. Broken wings. Eyes plucked out, but singing.
What the fuck was she on about?
Walking on the scales of a great serpent. Just like in how is that... not my fondest memory.
Who sacrificed to protect Skorvus? We remembered the weight of the prophecy you bore.
hmm interesting interesting it is cold where she is who's gonna casually raise
him and love from the dead
who Lilith can you feel her? her fury is too much to bear come let us greet her
who the fuck? this is the same Lilith who left a trail of bloody corpses on the main map
indeed so this path is risky foolish even what if she corrupts them steal
sanctuary's last hope of survival that was my guess Laura I know but we can't
even know what the Oracle is going to do to you I will open a doorway and you
You will walk into the furthest reaches of your own soul
Okay
Where hatred's daughter works
I'll put your release on this, I'll be done if I'm gonna let you go in and out of my way
Skoros was Lilith's home once
Mention it to her
If she has any reason to help us, it'll be done
Meet her guys
Hold your ground
And
Please
Come back after
You're gonna hit that shit
Come on, we're gonna hit that shit
Okay
What?
I think I have to, bro
What the fuck?
What is this place?
I'm inside myself.
Where's that guy?
He's the same thing.
What?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What is this place?
I'm inside myself.
Where's that guy?
Where's that guy?
I'm inside myself.
Good. Interesting. Interesting.
Lilith.
Old Piddles. The back.
They're telling you where to go.
You can smell it, right?
I'm fucking ramming to these petals bro.
The flesh door.
Where are you?
where there is a flash, oh there must be a flash kee
that's an interesting place guys
dang
there's no loot in here
why is there no loot inside?
I'm body
I know you're there. Speak to me.
That's where I show.
Let us.
You.
Whoa!
Come to kill what remains of me.
I'm not here to fight. Your father is free. He's out there as we speak.
I warned you.
But you chose not to listen.
Yo, she was right. Lilith was right.
I
Know you need nice please it won't be long now half the world follows him at the restaurant far behind
Will you really let him win after all this?
You just go for sprung it's in scum is
Gonna just right out scovas go for demon mode there bro
It's a little good daddy issues be gone if you did try killer dance
Pretty hot core
Just talk to me
Desperation is unbecoming of you. I shall give you one chance and no more
approach
I gotta kill her again?
I gotta kill her again.
Shit dude.
Very cool.
Oh there she is, brother she is.
Oh shit, she's just chilling.
Lillian. Your father.
He walks your world. You made his path.
Your father walks scophos
Cannot stop his schemes
No
You need
me
I can chill from
I must know
Show me what is he doing in scotland?
Yes
He gathers the masses
He's sheep to herd.
Yeah, that's true. That's true.
He settles his affairs.
Silences those who know him best.
It's Nair El.
We're Nair El.
And he leads his flock to the pools of creation, cursed you, Father.
What makes these pools so important?
That's where they started the sanctuary?
That is not your concern.
All of it is my concern.
I came to you.
On hands and knees.
And until I mentioned Scovos you did not care something about these pools frightens you I need to know what
Listen close for I shall not say this again
Without me you have nothing no armies no allies
You will accept what I offer and you will obey my
Word oh shit because you must
And you expect
You hear that?
You are being hunted!
Go defend yourself!
I shall not have you die so soon!
Oh she cares about me!
Oh she freaking cares about me bro!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
I like Warren Dale's 40% damage, he is immune to my judgment.
Polyoragoregans, getting some bonus from Poconsign.
Poconsign dude, what the fuck is Poconsign?
What the fuck is Poconsign?
Pocont, Pocont.
All they've got now applies judgment!
That's Charlie Bull down.
All they've got slows enemies by 50% for 5 seconds.
All they've got cost, but it doesn't increase by 10% when any enemy up to 30%.
Wait, we're winning and me up to 30% times
Now the water's a cool man
Fucking Thor bitch
I'm sure you're going to get it.
Alright, go.
You're back.
And still yourself.
Of course, but what do you think was going to happen?
What happened?
Demons.
Here.
In the sanctum.
I...
There's more coming
Laura this defending me darling good
Shield back interesting she was pretty hot. Hey with the hook
Jesus
I feel like it just leads everything but then it's gonna use this for my shit up.
Come on, there you go. I'm winning.
I bought these demons underneath Temus.
The Moly. Mephisto's personal Vanguard.
perhaps he felt it when you walk his daughter perhaps he fears her we will
have to deal with this before you let the nose bro about the pulls of creation
queen must know the signal fires must be lit
all right it's kind of cool that Lilith's back I mean but then again it's
kind of it's kind of like obviously the demons never really die right I kind
I mean it's kind of lacks a little bit of whites if a guy can just be raised instantly.
Fuck it, I guess you're low dude.
Go for the tall ones with the rogues.
Invokers.
They empower the rest.
Oh my god it's the more...
It's the dudes in the other three!
There's some of the medial guys! There's the medial guys!
Bang, there we go, bang. Primary target is in the mo-
I'm doing a ton of damage.
So when I judge the enemy chat,
I make them take more damage from my aura,
and then my primary target from my shield bash
does like fucking triple damage or some shit.
So I should have a really good single target, basically, with this setup here.
It's a pretty good build I invented this build.
Oh, bro, this area is sick looking.
I mean, that is sick looking, bro.
That is sick.
That is some fucking cool art, bro.
Look, that is some cool art.
This is not an ad!
Dude, I'll be real, the default gameplay is sucking ass.
But, um...
The, uh...
The story is intriguing enough.
Okay, oh shit.
I don't know, this guy gave us...
...good notes.
I might have to go to hard mode in a minute here, but he's running.
See you guys, take the risk.
I think I take a lot of damage sometimes.
And then wait, what if I log out and I get close?
Oh shit, here we go.
And then wait, why don't we put that log out and get close?
Oh shit, here we go, here we go.
Generator, Spandare, Generator, Spandaaare!
Right here.
Hey, Jass.
Are you alright?
I am dozens of bodies, some aching, some soaring, some fighting to be born.
This body is old and weary, but yet unhurt.
Thank you for your concern, friend.
You fight well, Bane Lander.
You could use your help calling the rest of the Mordor.
Oracle's Deerah, we should...
Yes, yes we should return to the safety of the Sanctum.
Child of Lilith, I have seen a hundred bloody sunset swallow these isles.
But you carry within you the hope of another dawn.
Nurture that hope.
sanctuary depends on it. Shit. Scale point, baby. Scale point. Let's go. Ooh, we want
my little life for some big shit. Only time I've got vulnerable enemies in land landing.
Four seconds. Only time's wonderful to judge. Fuck, if it had like a micro cool there,
There she was, it chains it sometimes.
It's sort of too vulnerable, though.
Nah, I'll try to get you to the charge thing.
Can't go, Calvin Walters.
This Lord Richard tells me we're on the right trail.
But he still doesn't want you talking to him.
How was that, anyway?
I got the sense she was hiding things from me.
Things about Skorvoss, her father,
the pools of creation
He's got the stuff and
She knows every secret these aisles have to offer she made them after all
Keep pressing she'll have to come round eventually if she wants to see this place, so
Oh, I'm gonna go to a special zone
It's getting as it made the kinds of love stories be on edge. I'm leaving my seat
Yeah, Joe stop pretending that you're not at least enjoying the story a little bit
Like do we get summon Lilith? Do we like... do we get married? Like what happens?
Stop pretending.
Oh DPS! Woo!
That's what I'm freakin' talking about baby!
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go to hard mode.
I think I'm ready, but I'm not.
I feel like it's...
Now that I'm kinda just...
Blowing everything up instantly.
Queens.
If you guys went to middle of the game, right,
you're gonna get like a statue or something though?
Or have a reload, or something?
You know what they say.
Oh shit, oh shit, he's broke my stacks!
I can't move!
I'm winning this with gears.
I got stuck inside the object there.
Can I turn off ability queuing or something? Is that a thing I can do?
I'm all the more graphic to change it.
Yeah man, I could have been changed. I could have died.
Alright, I could have died.
That is moving and good luck.
Whoa!
Do you believe I float with a socket? Oh my god, this sucks. I'm going to be crazy. What do you got?
What was the name of the save?
10N.
We have a 10N up.
Fuck.
So.
I think it's just like Razzles or something, right?
It's a whole race.
All right.
You hear that?
Signal horn.
Ring!
That was a profound signal.
Ring!
Let's see what it is.
Dude, this guy's going all the way to Timson Top.
This bro is seven strength dude.
Yes!
I'm going to sprint, like, the GG was, like, worried about putting fucking, like, sprint
in the game with some shit or like it.
Mobilities.
You just run past them, just do a D4, you just hop on a mount, like, you're almost,
like, so fast.
No mump can drag a D.
go get purify, consecration, spear of the heavens, we'll condemn. Oh wow, Zena is like
a big dick one now. How does the lighten pull enemies after 1.5 seconds?
3.7 in for the day. Purify and Shredgering using the light, gazing them. Consecration,
cool down 16 seconds Bathe in life at 6 seconds healing you and allies for 4% per second
my Consecration did not work that works big hot just the two of you we've dealt with
worse before I've seen them fight captain they're damned menace then we will gladly
accept your help on behalf of the queen you have our thanks
there are things where it doesn't spread yet
is there any say watching one in the chat if you're watching two in the chat if
you're not a watching to the chat if you're enjoying D4
get see it one one one one one okay two what think about it all the enjoys
are actually playing the game so that you can't type think about it they're
all logged into the game so they're not in chat whereas the hate watchers are in chat so then it's
advice. Think about it. Think about it.
Dude, is it the other three modes of getting chills?
And does anyone know, Chad, if I want to switch to hard mode, could I just do it now?
And when I get to return with what I'm doing, well, we'll let you reset me.
Like Mephisto could conquer a nation with this many more than.
Instead, he's using them to keep you from Lilith.
Smells like fear to me.
Wait, in town.
Oh yeah.
This thing.
I think I remember.
Oh wow!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Terminate my portals.
Wait, what the fuck?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Wait, that's going to kill me.
It breaks it.
I'm not getting into this right now.
I'm on normal right now, yeah, I'm on normal, I almost died on normal, girl, 10 out of
10 of us though, but I must admit, my garen is, I go with these toughness pieces, now
my garen is feeling kind of tanky now, yeah, I feel like I'm tanky now, I'm ready
the next difficulty. It's so weird that you can just play the game and turn down the difficulty.
To bring this many demons to bear requires power and blood. We find it, we can put an
end to this.
Like if you're struggling, you don't need to gear up or level up or something. No,
it's turn down the difficulty and keep going.
Did he nips?
I'm not a fan of that for the line.
Like the Ellen ring difficulty is the best way of doing it right?
Where you slid it for the base and like what build you play and everything.
Yo, look at those green things! Bro, whoa.
Whoa!
Plus 100% main hand weapon damage.
Attached shield look at this game? Okay. Cool.
This is whatever your main hand weapon is. It just mirrors it.
G-chain.
Oh fuck it's Ember with a molten ponderic.
Get him, get him!
Rack, mate!
It's gone. Nothing's left between you and Lillith now.
BOOP! I'M GONNA SPARE IT AGAIN! MOVE! WHY WOULD IT STOP ATTACKING?!
FUCKING BUGGING! WHAT?!
WHAT THE FUCK? I COULDN'T FUCKING BE MY CHARACTERS! I WAS JUST FUCKING BUGGING!
Oh my god, let me just kill me bro! Yo, fuck!
No, dude, I'm staying normal, man! What? Dude, what is going on?
BOOP!
Okay, the attack isn't loading.
Holy fuck man. I must just die, bro
Jesus fucking Christ
Bro, I could not control my carry. It was just like spamming attacks instead of walking
I was like I had none no buttons oppressed. I'm swimming last
Bro to walk and my guys just like swinging randomly and just getting hit. Oh
Oh my god, I should start, Jen. Okay, where are we?
Let's meet with Lorath.
Am I blind or what?
I said to get to his portal?
Look, a trail of lily's petals.
I can't see anything, but if you can, it could be a message.
Perhaps as a place of old power nearby where her blood was spilled
I almost just died like five times. I'm sure that right?
Like, through my parts.
Through my parts.
It was freakin' melting me, bro.
It was freakin' melting me.
I couldn't get over a character and I almost died I went to like one ice
page that okay we don't go if I was not just now I would have thought that about
legit
here it has to be here so be it watch your hide in there so I was gonna keep
like going to set the eye and that's how I see love
I legitimately my character would
we'll get to the next thing I want to run again aren't you back?
I need answers
what is this place?
my body is dust all that remains of me is within you this is your soul and now
mine as well that's it yeah would you give that
what did you see me sleep precious little I saw the temple wilted petals
on weeping stone I saw an old man cowering in sweat stained roads I saw a
river of blood and tar. I saw my son and I saw you but that is all.
Like it or not, we're allies now. The bulls are important. You must tell me
What they are no I can't have you keeping secrets from me you are lucky to have me
at all like married already I should kill you for what you did but stopping
the fist is more important than a grudge we've already wasted enough time
so how do you intend to kill my father
ages ago gave your children a blade for watch by your head
who told you this?
N'rel. She believed it could cut Mephisto deeper than any mere blade and I believe she was right
yes yes she was the Nard's child could see what mine could not
Follow.
Well...
It was in the morning when sanctuary was young.
I knew the peace would not last, that someday my father would find us.
So I took my son to the garden, to the sun-dappled glades in the temple of life.
I'm no longer a child, and I have learned the cost of your gifts.
My Rathma.
I gave him a weapon to live without fear.
He rejected it.
But, if it can be restored,
Then this
This is what will end my father's reign
Magnets where we need three fragments classic must collect them
Just collect the fragments accommodate
A piece of myself given freely
and he broke it fucking it right now thought of this moment in some time it's toxic look
if you wish
but he broke your mom's phone and she gave to him
is not my memory. No, it is mine. Oh this is where I got the bond or experience. That's
where they forced me to drink the demon blood. This is where you affect my blood. How did
It feel to take me into use
God damn this column is crazy, bro. Holy shit
Front I'm trying to tell you felt like power
Power to use have I wished about like poison and I hated my poison
It felt like my fate was being rewritten and I could not do anything to stop it.
Such thinking is caustic to life, because it is so close to the truth.
This very thought, this terrible realization, it is why I made Sanctuary.
Why did you tell them to flee with your blood?
I did not. My children were flailing in the dark with what little I gave them.
I have always been charmed by the strange intuitions of humanity.
Let us leave this place. All that matters is the blade.
The blade was my promise that I would give all of myself to protect him, to protect
to our home.
I know you've seen some fragmen of yourself, wasn't actually all yourself.
To be honest with you, Lilith, I'd be real.
Well, this is the blade, there it is, but this gift you shall always be safe.
The bone is signed, smoke spills from tomorrow.
You can smell the heavy musk of rot.
I am so sorry mother the mask
I am so sorry mother
I should have known he would refuse my gift. He had already drifted away from me. I thought
perhaps this could change things.
You're a god's shit. The beast will use you if you let it.
The scales are up, but it's in the mirror like, and for a moment you can square, you see something moving behind you.
Oh my god, there you go. But fuck, there it is.
That's the giant-eye snake thing.
Why did he refuse you?
For the same reason you did.
He hated me.
Yo, I just imagined, imagine if you had to do the campaign every week.
Why did this, I wonder why this was on the campaign to be so unrepliable.
Ha ha ha ha, that would be insane.
I'm very worried. The rabbit is broken. I can see your fear. You went apart of them.
Countless bodies, angels and demons, all of them torn apart, burned on the inside. This is where this worked.
Yes, there is something terrible within you and it spreads to all you touch.
Hmm.
That is your mother, man.
Respect her, man.
Respect her.
You knew Narell's mother, did you even talk about her daughter?
Oh, yes.
Vinard spent long hours telling me stories.
The way her daughter would curl up
at the bottom of the carriage.
The way the candlelight would shine in her eyes.
The dead girl.
That was her, wasn't it?
The lips as icy.
Then her mother's sacrifice was for naught.
And who is to blame?
it was my bad decision. True, weird, like legit it was us. We should have sided with
Lilith. Why don't we just talk to him and kill him in the FESTA? What the fuck were
we thinking? It's literally our fault. Uh, what does this blade really? What does
Wait, what? Wait, god. Wait, isn't it just demons?
Okay.
No.
Attached it.
The blade will banish my father to the void.
What was once my present will become his.
Oh. Oh, so it's into the void realm.
Interesting.
You said you had staggled scalded of your own bone, you could have made another.
You truly do not grasp the scale of our war, do you?
My father will never die.
To delay him, however long, is an act of desperation, and it is not without cost.
The day I fought that blade, I gave up a piece of myself, I was forever weaker
for it.
Would I sacrifice more for a mere reprieve?
No. This blade was a gift to my son. And him alone. I had no use for such a thing.
I guess she just thinks it's pointless because she's got infinite time or has some bullshit.
We... has mortals. Think about us mortals!
Some say the blade is the spear of light, are they right?
Would you repeat the mistakes of the Gnarius?
The prophecy is not some riddle to be solved. It simply is.
I was there when it was spoken.
I was the one who found Rathma, shivering on the ground, his mouth bleeding, tongue bitten.
The words came in great, lurching waves.
He was a terrified boy, looking beyond the curtain of the world for the first time.
He did not understand what he saw.
yes somehow his words become a tool of the desperate and the weak forget the
prophecy it is of no use to us of your base love the space for a fuck
prophecies man like she's a straight point okay we can be valid blood rafna
was sentimental and predictable he will have left the blade in the temple of
life I only hope wait the wind stills something is wrong we have to be
attacked again here let's come out of the little minds I protect me quay I
I can feel you coiling like a snake in the grass.
Clean this thing out, man. Clean this little sis son of a...
We're gonna clean Lilith down.
Up to this.
Height fill sis.
Wait, Lilith the hatred girl?
No, no, no, Lilith is not.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, shit.
You felt me awaken and now you come looking for the daughter you murdered
What was Lillith again? Wait, that's because you got that light, okay, but I was the one
who lies. So is the hate guy. Lillith is like what? Oh, she's the daughter of hatred. Ah,
She's still hatred. She's also hate. True. So they're both hate-builds.
I told you to stay put.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Who's she? Who's she got down here, bro?
Who's she got down here?
It's a fictitious innit? He's trying to find you.
My father and I share a bond.
We are tethered to one another. Drawn together. I always knew the bond was strong.
But this... we can use this.
What are you planning?
The only thing you should concern yourself with is finding that blade. I will handle the rest.
Go to the Temple of Life.
But this is like a classic, like, bro, this is like you have like an enchanted blade with
a waifu in it, or like you're a, you're a mass chief and you've got Cortana in your
brain, or you're, you're, you're just a fucking paladin with Liliths inside your blood.
You know?
And she's talking to you.
You know what I'm saying?
You've got like a waifu in your blood.
Now it's a demon of hatred, or whatever, but she's still hot, so fucking.
you know? There's a demon inside me, bro.
I saw the little of the Swippin',
it didn't look as if it were light.
The art of prophecy is a bit like poetry.
One pushes into a pond and sees what truths
can be wrought from the ripples.
Maybe when Rathmas saw the blade,
did the light get the water in a certain way?
What matters is the damn thing exists.
I swear to god if this is like some Game of Thrones shit where they have this prophecy
and we go all down and do all this shit and then do the randomly one two's and there
she is a spirulite and it's not the Slippin I'm going to be pissed bro it's a bit of
me it's some Game of Thrones ass writing this prophecy actually better be true so
I've been yapping about this prophecy you know Doomreal died for this prophecy
bro oh god I know how to fight my fist oh
What did Lilith tell you?
The blade is real.
N'erael was right.
I never doubted her, but what makes it so special?
It can do more than kill my Fystar.
It can banish him to a place called The Void.
I'll be damned.
That's why N'erael believed it would break the cycle.
The Void is where Lilith's self was locked away.
Before Elias freedom if we banish the fist over that he can't be reporting home
He can't meddle with the face of you. That's a lot of reason almost good to be true
Where is this place?
There's a catch it's shattered
The earth guests we could start looking in the temple of life
So I can't do that. I might really
wait I think you were right this might have been too risky oh no don't say that
friend this is one pot that can't be unsteady
take her come what may I will let you face it along he put shed buddy it's
what it is redance as demons do we had cut down old friend forage bombs with
I don't know, they might just be a big babe, but we'll see. I like them kind of just, you know, called it little summoners though.
Michael too, but can we just do the thing with Lil that's just torching those?
Could you be like Cortana?
Just demon version of the demon version of Cortana?
Makes me want you to come and do that.
Can't seem to watch itself, okay bro?
That required skills.
Dude, what?
Did this skill break?
It's but it's so basic, but everything's constantly locked so they like well what can I actually put my fucking point into bro
So then you scroll them through like looking through it like what wait what can I put my ability into with what new thing
I'm like, yeah, Michelle bash, I think
What have you resolved your shield bash increases is a back side by 50% and deals 200
damage
Game on broke down yet
Show bash months the first enemy it hits dealing a 275 damage to make it one second
longer.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's go that.
Like so.
If I just...
Well, I just get resolved by doing that now?
Hold on.
So, I think it's generous to resolve it itself.
Let's take it, let's take it.
I got five result from one jail bash no shot
100 bro, oh gee freaking gee
Oh my god, Quinn, you're the good gamer. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that. You're kind of
good like Candice Forest is his oldest creation it always felt like like a
place frozen in time not like this
what's a list these brambles big bloody bastards are they very poisonous
they're the only time we just bought the ages ago the stray one here or
That was ugly enough when it's all about then, but now dumb stuff is everywhere what happened here
To look at me mate
My little cat as well. Hell yeah, I'll do right next to the blacksmith even
Hey
You know where to find GG
GG
And I got your thoughts I you can turn that off
I put the dots on just because it's funny that it's a thing these ones. They've got a stink of demons. Don't they?
Why is it, do they make the buzzes so easy, but then like you fight a boss in almost one
strategy while you're counting for your character?
He does like does some unavoidable mechanic which is just deleting you.
Little bramble boys, these are kinda cool looking mobs, little bramble dudes.
I'm a 10 out of 10 godgamer, and I'm doing the fucking league, but I see this as if blind.
Okay, first try.
If I pull it back, what's gonna happen?
Jeff, what do I do?
I need to wait till I get the white point, and that's when I can change up.
Wonderful.
Okay, this white point coming up.
Oh shit, it's a friendly dead, it's a friendly dead, it's a friendly dead.
Oh no, he died! It's worth the fun if I could kill him.
Rip the air.
Now I know.
How hard is typical the available?
Dude, you understand I've lifted them with the 1HP, right?
Finding a fucking guy?
Wait, those creatures, are those brambles growing up?
Yeah.
Did Mephisto do this?
So what's that?
I don't know. This reminds me of what he did at Nahantu.
Nahantu was invaded, infected.
But this, this is nature, twisted, perverted into a mockery of itself.
D4's good.
If this thing couldn't stop us from feeling us, maybe he intends to try his luck here and stuff.
They're destructo-ing.
To the temple, now.
Yo, why don't you have D4?
Good?
Oh, the little fox, take the little fox!
The ship visibility is ridiculous, by the way.
Did I get him down?
Yeah, we got him.
Did I get him down?
Oh, no.
I
Inside my concert great Lambo that is fucking toxic
Oh, oh, oh, oh, holy lights act devil also judges enemies
I guess we'll just add an additional judge. It can't really hurt right to have even more judge debuffs. I'm already permit judging though
So these egg suck
Let's do the fortify
Six percent
The braziers lit, but too late, again.
Yeah, I've turned off DTS because I don't want people spamming aids when I'm in front
of like lock-in.
Okay, wait!
Help!
She's in the bloody wall.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Yuck.
What the hell did they do to you?
Yeah. What the hell did they do to you. Kill me. Kill me. Please. She's pulsating,
bro. I wish you'd kill her. She's too far gone for questions. End of the level. I'm
killer what between the pulsing grambles and the senior something glints in the
light it's an eye darting around and a silent screen nothing we can do for the
man
flesh I think this is the time that we change the difficulty I'm doing it I'm
I'm taking the risk, I'm taking the risk, boys.
All right, torment 17, torment 17 guys, there we go.
I'm just going to hard mode, I'm going up one.
I almost died, I'm just going up literally one, Jeff.
So you could like, you know, cry all you want.
The reality is I almost died like three times.
Out of nowhere, it's the most random shit.
Where's now, but
I'm going on my fuck you I'm not mitigating. I'm just war-dogging
You have release well, this is release what do you mean?
She's too far gone for questions
You! You're the dog I kicked from Temmys!
Alright, don't listen up. It's a new fucking king in town.
Please listen, we're here to help.
And who are you, his keeper?
We come with the Oracle's blessing.
I haven't seen or heard it from the Oracle in weeks.
If not her, then trust Adriana. Years ago, I helped her defend Scovos. She must have
spoken of me, of the Heratrum.
Do you take me for a fool? I saw you slaughter her in front of all the Temmis.
Enough! Forget words. Our actions will speak for us. Let us help secure the temple.
You may cast your judgment
Speak to a warrior like warrior. You know what I say am I cleared?
Fetch me my weapon from that beast's corpse. I
Am a literal demon slang God
You can follow orders at least and you fight like damn hell
Very well, you will help me clear the grounds. She doesn't know who I am. What's you sir?
Ridiculous, but when you see me do that, you're like, wait, who am I grooming with?
Wait, I heard something behind there. We can't get through as it is now. A lot of dead people, man.
Everyone's fucking dead, bro.
Oh, he's got a lot of tank in now.
Jesus.
Why must it be?
He doesn't want.
Oh.
Oh.
Man, I think it's better, right?
That is strength for such an ass.
Too faith on kill.
I'm doing the bug again.
What is that weird bug I get then?
See there's some weird jank going on with the game.
You think it would affect all the jank at this point?
Oh my gosh, I think going hard might have been a mistake chat.
You've lost many people today, I'm sorry. Save your pity main lander, we have
warriors, she who dies in battle is born in legend. To join their scourers
numbers in the stars, I know your creed. I meant no pity, only respect for the
fallen. Do you guys randomly get your inputs like bugging? I don't know it's
It's just a me thing. My input's like, it gets stuck and it just does the same ability twice and I'm not saying...
I pressed 2 best in that role but it didn't. It's not just me. Just me.
Are you guys getting weird shit when your guy just like does shit? You're doing a different input and it's just...
Your character's just refusing to do the input that you're doing.
So I'm noticing that.
Like this shit didn't happen to be able to agree.
He put a subordinate in it did the thing.
I am playing 50ms though.
Oh my god, that's so janky bro.
Did I kill him instantly dude? What the fuck?
It's like, I'm spamming Legler right now!
What?
Huh?
What, that stun?
What's going on?
Zeroes vengeance!
He's spamming attack!
Oh fuck?
I don't know. How about I die to some bullshit. That would be shit.
lasting I don't know if it's a blast on the issue maybe it's gonna be done last
okay the issue maybe something to do with the fact that I'm 30ms
out we haven't secured
go Nicholas gonna get the pump champs in the check the week reward ready to
Claim. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You dare test me?
I don't have to do it, but...
Apparently I'm ready to claim the water, son of a...
You guys, the last one to claim the water, let's please my interface.
Claim, dude. Claim it. Claim it, bird. Claim it.
Providing you claim it is it rewarded to claim I already claimed it
Whoa
Double ding double ding a double ding ding who's this guy?
I think I just missed my ult.
I didn't miss my ult.
I didn't miss my ult.
I'm going to rally, bro. Nothing really increasing, but it's being unhindered.
Yes! Dude, I'm excited for this!
For the Spobos!
Nothing really increasing, but it's getting better.
Restoring the rally.
Okay, so we got a new ability chest. Bang, I just pressed that, my guy runs fast.
See if you can tear up those brambles now.
Zirei's Vengeance!
She can't move for those guys.
Really helps though, alright.
It can move for most enemies though.
This looks like shape like always is a guy in a gym.
Guys, can we please?
Guys, no game complaining. Constructed Persism only.
I feel like we're close to the Bramble Source.
What no we have better odds of making it out alive if we three stick together
That's maybe true for you, but not for that
Hmm fair enough. I have questions for you anyway, Horadrim
Start from the beginning what brought you to school?
Oh, here we go boys. Here we go.
He's not the holy man. He claims to be
This is very grasp the life.
Blutrous, make the stand by the head.
Kind of depends on where I am.
Arpita of Jessus, ascend to the heavens and crash upon the battlefield as an arpita.
Yo, I'm literally him!
Oh dude, I'm cool down for the boss fight dude. No, dude. How long do I get to be that doing the outer form for 20 seconds?
I don't need that some crutch
Oh
Shit
Holy shit!
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiit!
Holy fuck, I've got no potions left!
I'm literally dead if you see me with that game.
I
Will be stuck and it really was
Oh
Yes
Holy shit, man, that was better than the last the final boss fight you did it of the expansion
And look those bodies
Slaughtered in ritual sacrifice
We saw signs of bands of our corrects in the path to the temple
Let's go.
That boss fight was literally better than any boss fight I've done in the game.
Bro, that was pretty legit.
It was better than the previous expansion's final boss.
Should I stand here?
I'm just being 5 alive.
Is this magic?
Is this magic mace?
Big damage upgrade, baby. Big damage upgrade.
I've got 1000 upgrades here as well.
3 charms lost.
I hope it's a misspeak.
I'm just gonna try to get that little test there.
I'm just gonna try to get that little test there.
10 little power.
It'll shoot me with the gift itself's turbo to...
I almost died man!
We almost just fucking died!
It was crazy!
So these are gonna make some huge differences in my character's gameplay.
I think I'll risk it jeans and the stone surrounded by ruins blood and
binds to our hands that perform the sacrificial right infuse the forest of
like-and-above hatred is a prime evil but how do you know for sure his hands
with the ones behind this.
Uh, you still don't believe us?
No, I can't.
What I've seen reeks of foul play, but none of it is damning.
The world is turning inside out.
You've already been caught in the gyre.
I'll not join you without solid proof.
Then don'ts.
But throes are over at least.
We came hoping to learn about an artifact of the temple.
Iber hunches what drew the hand's attention too.
Hmm. I meshed these ugly begs for investigation.
Very well.
I helped some of the archivists build the barricade when the fighting broke out.
If they've survived, perhaps they can tell you what you wish to know.
I'm gonna change dude the difficulties way too hard, isn't it?
We're way too high on the difficulty chance, aren't we, Chad?
should have fast gonna get the same
see what the fuck can I use
it should have at least like
faster or some shit
should have charged now since it's both hits
Shit, I might warm it up when there's anything in it, so I'll go back.
Where do you mean there's a chance to get the ones to close around you when you block?
Wanna try this shit out?
Holy shit.
I
Damage
Good barricades just standing
24 I default string ball I should like
I'm not doing 24-hour depot stream, relax, relax, we're just popping off for a little bit longer.
It's safe now.
This is lunch.
We thought you'd all died.
You would have thought it wasn't for me.
What exactly happened here?
A group of pilgrims came.
Not just pilgrims. They call themselves the hands of Akkarat.
Yes, hands. A few wanted access to the archives, so we let them below the temple.
The others wanted to tour the grounds. That's when it started. The... the... the violence.
Can you get us into the archives?
the curator had the key if he didn't make it but we will help right everyone
we'll find the body good luck braver than they should be they don't know
what's coming
Shit, bro. Shit.
That's why we're here, to find what we need to stop it.
You're right. But first we need to get into those archives.
Find out what Mephisto's brown noses were after.
I'll stay here. I have questions for our scholars.
And I have more questions for you too.
Find me once you're done in the archives.
We got a TP point here anyway.
Okay, hey, we're going to put away our head chat.
We popped off, ultimately destroyed bosses.
Absolutely annihilated the D4 launch.
Level 19, popping off in general, just all-round winning.
I'm not killing us up on the D4 launch, um, definitely, I am, there's definitely jankiness
of the game that's, that's a little bit irritating, and, um, you know, obviously comparing to
some other ARPG games, you know, in the genre, it's like, but I'm interested to get
into some of the, uh, deeper systems of the game and see what the new game's like
You can get some D4 crafting going on and see the cinematics.
So yeah, D4 continues tomorrow and we'll be checking out what the fuck's going on.
But yeah, I'm not going to like stay up super late playing D4 and launch because I'm not
try hiding it right.
I'm just kind of going in just to give it a go.
I mean, randomly if I start getting a ticket to the game, well then I'll just start
getting a ticket to the game and I'll start playing the heaps, but we'll see.
Now I'm kind of just true. It's like a treadmill experience and then I get excited when there's a cut scene
Oh, I get to end drive with a little of basically
You know
But then I get to these low wrath shots yapping and you're like sitting there and it's these was like
And he's like holy fuck you just shut the fuck up low ref can we just shit like what are we doing?
Why isn't that character dead? Why is he still alive, bro?
Holy, can we kill Loreth off, please?
Cat, how much did Microsoft Activision Blizzard pay all of these streamer rejects to play this dog shit-ass game?
Imagine selling out your stream and your viewers to Microsoft Activision Blizzard. Could it be me? Right, Quinn?
Quinn?
Sorry, execute one down that little bitch ass.
With that little bass, let's have that little bitch ass.
Shout out from Enoji, at least we logged in with our Terra 37 back from the Diablo 3 days.
Have a great time gaming tonight.
Sure, but it's gonna catch on TTS.
When the TTS ends, the stream ends, Jack.
You should show off your tattoo every hour for the memes.
Devil bird?
No, just tattoo, guys.
Poor acting skill leveled up.
Mm-hmm, okay, okay.
I'm fine in basics.
Sure, bro.
Check it out, we'll even get a basic draw.
You must not have bought the Blizz Club membership.
I already killed Mephisto Bask.
Is this guy talking about when he could get into the game? I couldn't.
Hi, Quinny. I just logged in.
Why is there a half-naked man on my screen?
He sort of looks like Henry Cavill.
I heard Mathalos is cosplaying.
Cavill and Abbey is in Mathel's room, spamming tier 3 gifted subs. How does that make you feel, hmm?
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What?
Did I s- what are you doing there?
Mathal, I'm new coming over again soon.
I've been stuck with Quintin and well you know he doesn't perform like you do.
Mathal Mavin, I told you not to come up.
We just do these things for fun.
Mavin fun?
At least Quintin says it's difficult.
He fought back basic!
this game is really soft before that when 69 good self-select hate watches
good sup you enjoy today don't lie for bad you enjoyed some before gaming come on wait
It is this a mod? What is this okay looking tree is yet?
In the chat.
What do I think of it so far? Still early I know, but I'm downloading it right now.
One. If. D4 is.
Use your season journey reward.
Bad.
Ass.
0.5 is going to kill this kitty.
No one's having that one! You guys think D4's bad ass?
Look at that! You guys loving it!
See they're loving it. Oh my god. Don't we use the chat D4? Let's fucking go. Hey
Regards boys. Thank you for a shot. So next time piece of Middle East
I'll be on tomorrow to log in this fucking D4. We're talking instant D4 gaming popping off getting I'll get through the whole
Campaign tomorrow zero gifts
It's gonna be sick it's gonna be sick boys, it's gonna be sick attention
you