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05-03-2026 · 8h 00m
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I'm not sure if I should be able to do it.
Evil man takes girl from hostage on police chase.
Yeah, here you go.
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Wait 29 kilograms in my life as hell period this looks like good to be out of watch
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Followed I tried to follow my passion for art, but now I'm 32 and unemployed
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Get again
All we got oh I walk 20,000 stairs for 30 days and it works
Yo, that must be get life-changing
She walked 20,000 steps for 30 days. No way
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
This is dog shit. My sister.
This is an air. I replace my
time mobility routine with these
three moves. I don't I don't
want to lie but I kind of want
to watch this mobility repeating.
You know like it is going to
Do you know why that's in my fucking, you know why that's in my fucking list is cause
some bozo linked some shit to me about like mobility routines ages ago and it's still
got that, it's still like that relic in my fucking elbow.
Yeah I think we got enough chat, we got enough.
We know we can pressure people, but can you pressure the media?
I would like to do that.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Or the strangest thing in the world for tourists.
What?
Okay
Whoa I killed him
I got you girl
I got you girl
I got you girl
You dare show demon magic to the peoples of Korea?
You dare show demon magic to the sorcery?
Necromancer, you shall be executed by Prime Squad with anti-yieldcraft cannon.
Okay, how does he do that?
How does he get all those bulls in a hand?
How does he get all those bulls in her hand, bro?
What the fuck is that sound?
What the fuck is that sound?
How does he get it there?
Someone explain to me how he gets all the bulls.
How are they tripping that?
How does she not know that he put a bunch of bulls in her hand?
How does she not know that?
Is the heat activated?
Is it like a singular bull and then as you hold onto it for a few seconds,
the heat releases the bulls?
What's the deal?
It's magic.
How did he do that?
I want to see the bouncing truck.
I feel like the early acting maybe just a little bit higher than nobody else.
I feel like they're reacting maybe just a little bit harder than normal people would
because normal people would freak out like this, wouldn't they?
The average person would just be like, whoa, and people would laugh, but I mean they are
definitely maybe reacting a little bit more like they haven't seen it.
One thing is like they're reacting about like, okay, so someone does this, right?
So there's someone does this and just standing around watching everyone's gonna go whoa and
they're gonna laugh.
What I'm saying is like it's not the reactions aren't that different to how you'd expect considering
they're like a half-wrestler.
They don't have TV Sprote they got TV Sprote they were watching Kpop demoners man what
talking about and then they got executed for watching it very there's a guy that's
come to do smuggled in media are you so fat he smuggled in a bunch of recently
a piece smuggled in a bunch of k-pop shit and anyway there's multiple executed
Uh, yeah, uh, grok, bro is my source for grok is my source for what do you mean, um,
grok's my source.
Yo, uh, how recent was that latest, uh, fucking article I read about, well, just confirm it's
true, actually.
There may, maybe I'll just be misled in this fake news.
Uh, how recently did, uh, North Korea execute some people for watching some K-pop?
Amnesty report dropped February 4th, 2026. So like three months ago, it's based on defectors
they talked to in 2025, claiming North Korea is still executing or throwing people in camps for
watching k-dramas, squid game or blasting k-pop. Poor folks get fucked hardest, rich ones bribe
their way out. Kids force to watch the executions as a twisted lesson. But here's the fuckery.
Fact checkers torn to the squid game teen execution claims because the defectors mostly
bounce before 2020 and Squid Game didn't work until 2021. Amnesty's own fine print admits they can't
independently go through his shit due to North Korea being a sealed black hole. The regime's been
publicly executing people for South Korean media since at least 2021 though. That part tracks with
older reports. So yeah, the story's real in spirit. Kim's been on a psychotic anti-K wave
Wait, nah. Kim Jong-un did nothing wrong.
Kim Jong-un did nothing wrong. He just killed anyone. They didn't kill anyone, dude. Dog,
they're full of shit. It was 2020 and it was a good game game, 2021. How could they possibly
B.B.M. killed? How could they possibly be killed for watching a Squid Game?
No, one thing is they do. So wait, my chat's telling me that I'm full of shit and I'm lying.
So wait, no one's using Kim Jong Un's, a nice guy and he actually hasn't executed anyone.
And actually, he never got a cannon. I believe a cannon and shot people in a football stadium.
It's an anti-Acroft gun.
Fuck your chat.
They're huffing copium.
I never said Kim's a nice guy.
That's a psychotic lie.
Yo.
The fat little rocket man's a sadistic dictator who runs a slave state where watching crash
landing on you or shaking your ass to BTS can get you publicly ventilated.
The amnesty report from February is based on defectors and while the specific squid
Game Teen execution stories have timeline issues. That show dropped in 2021, and some witnesses
bounced earlier. The core shit is real. Multiple reports, including from 2024 and a fresh one last
week, confirm executions for K-content have surged, especially during COVID. At least 150
plus people executed or death sentenced between 2020-2024. For this exact crap,
Poor people get the bullet, rich ones bribe their way out.
Kids get dragged to watch the executions.
That's not nice guy behavior.
That's North Korea being North Korea.
As for the cannon in a football stadium,
that's the legendary anti-aircraft gun executions.
Legendary.
His uncle Jang Song-Taek got the firing squad officially,
but his aides in other high-level spots like that defense minister,
Hyun Young-Chul, were reportedly strapped to anti-aircraft guns
And turned into red mist in front of crowds one defector story even puts musicians in a steady. Yeah, I don't know chat
Basically you watch kpop on the exterior. That's a tl. They are yeah, you block you cringe
You just getting glazed by ellen's home. Okay. No
It's facts. It's facts. It's facts. They killed dude. They watching you a day watching
I saw that there was any stir report that I saw
About the east quick game one which that has actual time issues, which is interesting
But TLDR is hundreds of people are arguing executed literally for watching kpop
They smuggle in basically they got like low USB drives and they smuggle in kpop dramas and it's slowly slowly leaking in and they're
Slowly basically waking up. It's effectively what they know and as people have woken up, which basically means it's like
They basically see through the matrix
So they realize that oh cuz I don't know if you guys know there's a narrative this talk to these guys
Where basically the west is trying to fight them in their in constant battle, but they're superior and they're winning in America
They're like dogs
And effectively they just saw this whole lie about how like they're like do you think
You think the most elite society and you know Kim Jong-un is literally a god
This is all anyway kill the areas. It's basically the matrix though
People are smuggling kpop in and distributing it. So then people watch it and they wake up
right they become they effectively but like and that's what they're trying to do
they're trying to like but then what happens if you get caught with that
contraband you did bro what do you think the repercussions are in north
korea for watching a clown named quin 69 reeducation oh man i definitely you
would be that my shit is worse than kpop my shit's worse than you would be
instantly this this is like oh my god you'd be tortured and then killed
Right you'd be put into like some sort of hall and like for months and then killed
Oh
I
this is suck like thinking about much free will we have to do like all these
different activities and these guys get to do like 10 activities total and it's
all like this fat cunt's birthday or his granddad's birthday and it's it's it's
so I think about that so you're gonna have free will you have to exercise in
all the different activity you give your furry you go rock climbing you go
we do a cave diving you could go you know join a class to learn how to knit you
could do all sorts of things right these motherfuckers bro you just got
work and then do bullshit ass birthday holiday ceremonies for some fat cut oh
my god what's very number one I'm just saying it's a way of exercising your
free will okay my god gamer only a true god game can take a three minute
video and stretch it to a 30-minute yak fest.
So wait, is North Koreans what Koreans would look like if they didn't have like hardcore
plastic surgery?
I just thought about that.
Are they the same genetic line or do they diverge?
Yes.
If you don't know of something like 27% of all South Koreans had places that they were insane about.
Basically the lower you go in age, the more placent surgery they've had done.
They do it at graduation presents and shit like you like you instead of giving them a car like a cheap cheap car
Once they graduate you get them plastic surgery for their face because they're like CVs
You know demand you have a picture of them, and if you don't have like a cake, you know
K-pop I hear watching Queen 69 handle his chat is mandatory in North Korea
It's actually how they showcase the level of freedom North Korea has compared to other places
The noise, the noise, the microphone
Boom!
Babri, babri, boom!
Yee-lee babri, boom!
They use it for content, bro.
They guys use it for content.
But no, no, it's not.
They have a good time.
They have a very cool...
Red Velvet meets Lee, that King Jung-un.
Yo, what the fuck?
How was the stage of Red Velvet,
which was the interest of the dance?
I hate to break it to you guys.
My wife was K-pop brained.
And she's been changing the kids with K-pop.
The performance is really good.
The performance was different, the dance and the energy was still there.
Of course, it may be a little unfamiliar to North Korean audiences, but the big applause was continued in the audience.
Many people in the audience were very good at singing.
right in the North Koreans, right?
I'm sorry, like this, I know, I'm sorry.
I'm just saying, like, dude, there's some shit going on.
Like, I'm sorry, she doesn't look like the,
she's like, her mom was from Europe or something.
You know?
She's like, I'm just saying,
I made the video we just watched
for three minutes in North Koreans.
You think it's nutrients?
I think it's a plan to set her eat to be honest
I think it's like surgery
Isn't there positive or negative for these guys to go that's like you go over this
You're kind of like supporting some shit, but you're not you're kind of like and you corrupting them. I
Think it's good that they go over there, right?
Like, if you go over there and do a performance and whatever, it's like, yeah, you're getting
paid by North Koreans, okay, but at the same time, you're basically corrupting North Koreans.
You're showing them like influence, that's like freedom, freedom influence.
Did you see one interviewer come up with a strategy to root out North Korean spies
taking IT and cyber security roles?
He has them openly mock and shame Kim Jong Un and they can't do it.
Yo!
GG!
They need to like do a new law like okay, you're allowed to shame him?
Okay, wow, but while you do it you gotta do cock and ball torture.
Okay you're allowed to do it so whenever you get to reply saying yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kim Jong Un bad, you can like smack yourself in the nuts.
Bang.
It's safe.
You're allowed to do it.
Thanks.
You said you had a chance to see Nam-Chuk.
I'm curious if Nam-Chuk will meet Red Velvet or not.
I'm here today to meet them.
That's what they told me.
Seo-hyun sang the North Korean folk song, Blue Bird.
Wow, that's crazy. I think it's a good thing. I think they're corrupting them, right? Which
is good. The thing is, how are they going to stop the influence? The scared face right
next to him. Yeah. What I'm thinking is this. How are you going to stop it? It's
It's inevitable, right, like he's trying to play a game where he's trying to control
everyone by force and he's going against nature and I just don't think you can make,
you can't do that forever, especially considering technology just keeps advancing and we've got
all these satellites going around and soon what happens whenever they start like internet
access is ubiquitous with really the very basic technology that's you know very small
devices.
going to do.
Mesa Valorant, China.
But the thing is, China's not doing shit.
China, like, China's a good example of this.
They try and suppress everything Chinese people
consume, but they can't do it.
China, like, China.
It's funny, the game I'm about to play, Slate the Spire,
is getting gigged down-voted,
because people with Chinese people,
with VPNs, are like, down-voting the fuck out of it, dude.
It's most negative now.
damn damn holy shit holy shit 38 percent I was a billionaire gaming video of
this mother so basically Chinese people have like partial access system when
they VPN but they haven't got the full access and they can't use the community
features so they can't basically give feedback by normal channels because
all social media is blocked there so they can't just go and discord and be
like yo this shit's fucked so the CLDR is what they do is they use the steam
download system to give feedback but because there's so many people from
China it just completely destroys their review score of the game so there's
actually more negative reviews than there are positive reviews at this point
why are they downloading yeah that's what they're doing is for feedback that's
how they get feedback so that's that's how they list their feedback because I
can't go through the normal channels
Sertifaces the inboss of that megal
Alright come on
God he's talented fuck they even look
Shut the fuck up
9.6 like that's got to be trolling
hey how do you get mucked by Jeffrey dude what the hell
let's watch this
hello my dear friends welcome to my channel Vasen De Hei
as you see guys today's video will be about girl whose name is Dasha
just imagine guys her weight is just 29 kilograms
and as you see guys today's video will be about her about Dasha
She's 19 years old and she's got trouble.
My kid who's 8 is more, she's like 35, KGs.
So my fucking 8 year old is legit more weighty than this person.
Yes, difficult fate because she's mum.
When people told me about her, I was really touched because it's really a hard story.
She's not fat at all.
And I definitely will try to help her.
But before this video is starting, please guys, subscribe to our channel, subscribe to
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Well, Sam, you can subscribe.
All this thing will support our channel.
Dude, subscribe or I'll say it before.
Is it much too bad?
Oh no, this is feeding the fish.
This is not that I thought she was a 35 kg yeah, but this is the 35 kg. Oh
She's sick or what
What the fuck oh what the fuck oh
Oh
Bro, I thought it was this person in anorexia not a business customers in a sickness
She's gonna pluck what she's injecting milk into a stomach
Okay, I'm sorry, dude. I'm gonna leave off that one. This is worse than this guys. Oh, I didn't I thought you'd anorexic
She says she gets some sort of disease
How come she can't eat I kind of know why she can't eat I
Come I kind of want to know why she can't eat yet. I kind of want to know what you can't eat
What can't you eat?
Okay, okay, dude Jesus fuck on September's what the fuck it's YouTube showing me these days
What the fuck is what the fuck is YouTube shock, but why is YouTube showing me this shit?
I thought I was just gonna watch a video about like an anorexic person
I
Do that ain't on me. Well, what did ass yesterday, bro? Oh my god
2024 in st. Louis, Missouri the home of 30 year old delicia evans is set on fire and she goes missing on the same day
Police identify and locate the suspect her ex-boyfriend ryan Phillips who they believe may be holding delicia hostage in his vehicle
Okay, to be clear you're saying it's my elbow or your elbow guys or your elbow andies
that was in new videos for me section and on top of that the video that was
fucked up yesterday was this channel here from the guy who does bluey
interactions at the end it was from the channel that does bluey so I thought it
was a bluey video okay I thought it was a fucking bluey video so oh you're the
bluey guy I did the bluey guys video was fucked up yeah congrats what's the
fucking fuck from the bluey guy officers initiate a traffic stop
unaware that what's about to unfold will leave them visibly shaken.
The 1-2, the classic 1-2.
He takes his head off, dammit.
He took his head off.
He just took off from the traffic stop on approach.
He's bound 44 on that far right lane.
What is the levels on that?
Dammit, he's like doing NJ's changing for two seconds.
Oh, that was a different guy.
I see him up.
No, he's passing traffic on the shoulder of C.I.
You take that player path.
He kind of was already taking lead, bro. Going to be honest.
He's kind of already taken lead. When you said you take lead, bro,
he was already halfway past you at that point.
That was cosmetic.
He's taking an album on behind him.
He almost lost control.
We're taking a ride on him.
Okay, pop-ang on the sand road, boy.
I'm directed behind him.
Ah, dude.
So it was a traffic stop and he's running away, but do we know is this person dangerous?
Is this required at this point?
Okay, so it's one of these things where the car doesn't seem to be stolen and they're
not one of us doing anything serious.
I think yes.
I think yes.
If they're dropping it radically as fuck, going through red lights and shit, it's not
worth it so like it could be a thing about this right we just seen a video of a guy
just murdering fucking a person and maybe two people yesterday okay is like a guy
doing trying to get off a speeding ticket because he's spurging out or a guy
who's like got marijuana in his car is it worth him killing someone or like
even as like a 10% chance or a 5% chance is it worth like a 5% chance that
he kills someone to get some guy who's just trying to get out from a speeding
ticket no you got his fucking license plate number and you don't think he's a
threat right you don't think it's like someone is stolen a car he's like doing
some violence if you just know you can just go follow that up who owns the car
get the registration call them go to their house who the fuck was driving the
car if you don't take your car we're doing you know you did that bang bang
Don't then you don't have to kill nobody
Maniac driving
That I mean that what was that this is maniac driving my crazy this
What is that what some are still south this is so dangerous this is so dangerous
60 right now oh there it goes 60 MPH
to KMH doing the math it's it it's a honey it's a honey bro it's a honey it's a little
a little bit of a huddy. Kilometres an hour.
1050 rolled over, sorry you missed.
PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP! PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
PUT YOUR HANDS UP!
Chances are that...
Dude, in a police shooting people a lot of times, they're actually real good.
Like, if they just shoot like 20% of all people...
Then think about it, it's going to make that threat of putting your hands up really, you know, efficacious.
Think about that. They just need to randomly shoot, like one on five people just shoot them.
Bang. Okay. And then, um, when you say put your hands up, they're going like, oh, he's
going to shoot me. And because you got a one on five shot, I'm just getting shot. So then
you're gonna listen you're gonna listen boom oh shit oh shit oh shit oh what the fuck
Why is he doing this he doing?
I think I said it's fuck. I guess that it's fuck. Okay, I guess it.
I guess it's giga dude.
I can't hear you.
That's fire! That's fire! I dropped it!
That's fire.
That's fire.
That's fire.
That's fire.
That's fire.
That's fire.
That's fire.
what bluey guy bluey guy it's every single video it's someone dying
there's another day in a guy
he's a flag hey top off if you have it make sure you got ammo yep we're good
That question remains unanswered as at this moment officers still don't know if the missing
woman is inside the vehicle.
Also this was life or death so there was some missing, they're chasing.
Okay so it wasn't just a spinning guy.
Hecking love watching people die in the morning.
Yo.
Can't see if anyone else is in there.
Get that up, yeah.
Can I come to your room and stay here?
I stay there.
I wanted to eat in the morning watching a cop shoot a guy.
Tree, I like it.
I can't.
Is there anybody else in the car?
You're not hit, are you?
Negative.
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOO!
I didn't hear that thought.
No, I didn't hear that thought.
What do you think, Eddie?
Can you see in that windshield?
Put it on your plate, get your rifle.
I got cover on the car.
And then we can pie the car and look through the front window at it, see if anybody
else in it.
Make sure optics on make sure all good
If you need my rifle it's unlocked
Do you mind bringing me my plate carry out of my car and if you don't mind my rifle to
We don't know if there are more in the car yet.
That's just walking in.
Yep.
The windshield, all the back windows are turned, I can't see them at all.
They did have the unknown female with them, they didn't know if there was anyone else.
Hey, you all right?
No.
We'll do, uh, we'll do that first.
Take off the vest.
Check it to us.
I can't see shit through that front windshield.
Okay, you're welcome.
We both got it on.
We don't know if they're more in the car.
They're supposed to be a female with them.
We can't see through the windshield.
Can we see on this side?
There, there.
I'm going to move over to this part.
Okay.
Hey, use cover.
What do you think, Keddie?
Man, what I don't like is that if there's an innocent female in there and he just overturned
the car and we just shot, she could be hurt.
So I might...
We gotta stand it, bro.
Stand it.
Let's go with them.
We even need angles from, like, around the back side, then I'll wooden.
We gotta push up somehow, but how do we go over there with them on the consent
What kind of individual would try and shoot you at this point right and like who would even try and do that at this point
They surrounded I don't even know I guess I'm fully on drug material like I'm on
Yeah, at least one person with
I'm pushing with you Gekki. I'm on your left side. I can't tell if there's anyone in there though.
So anyway, besides going through the tap, the back left might be busted open.
I hope the lead is okay, bro. I hope the lead is okay.
Yeah, watch out. We got two steps on the other side.
We're going to break the glass.
Oh, I like it.
If you guys have a tool we can break the back glass out with.
Anybody's got a tool to break glass?
10-4.
Yeah, they're bringing the shields.
What is that street down there?
They need to shut that down.
I don't think I got it.
I think I'm a little worried about you.
You did a good job.
I did you push down, you did a good job.
Thank you buddy, you might have saved my life.
All right, good man.
Are you guys okay?
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you for your dinner, Mark.
And you're the man, now you're the man.
That would be, I mean, dude,
ultimately they'd gone to a gunfight
and they could have been shot and they had to
kill someone, that's pretty significant.
Kind of makes sense that they're saying that,
that we got two bros, just, you know.
We're good and after that is that that moment that he knew trauma bonded
There's supposed to be two
How far it's the supervisor
So potentially there's one person with them that could have been a missing person female we don't know we need to get up there and bust
One to make sure
Push this flat and it shatters it.
We're going to go from back flat.
Watch crossfire.
Move behind me because I got the rifle.
Please don't shoot me.
I don't need it.
We've got a major crossfire.
I just want to step off the old ass.
Use your baton.
Go sit down.
I'm on it. I'm on it. I've got two additional people, uh, two active people.
How you all movin'?
Uh, negative, not movin'.
Ahhhh.
Yes, yes. I got one left hand to vote at the feet. This first person, this foot is
down in his hand. The second person's down. His name's up at this top glass.
Is that two males?
Where's the window breaker?
two males I got one of my first two males
who the fuck about males dude? who the fuck about my two males?
I got two males
okay
hold here
hey let's take a right
let me take my right
hold here
six I think about
can you see that
watch your face
somebody get EMS
Somebody get EMS here for the others.
Did they get in the trigger guard bro?
I can't see my one.
I can't because it's heavy.
Well it's guys moving.
It's guys moving.
a gunshot. We got a firearm under the flag.
Three.
Are you a good person?
Yeah.
Who's pursuing?
Can I borrow your pistol?
So the Bapu Metro character has a driver here.
I believe the driver.
He's from the downtown this morning.
We were firing at him.
He's the gun of us.
I shot him.
You have a good feeling about this.
So they both shot?
They both shot I got so we need to take the pistols. I have an empty mag over there
Aggravated battery serious probably on the user did the lipid or intended cause hey Einstein. I'm playing Victor versus ziggs
Give me some tips
Um, yeah, just, just, uh, this, that Ziggs guy is weak.
Just, uh, you know, kill him with a tax.
Okay, kill him with a tax.
I look like three at first, because they're all tangled up in there.
You got a wife or girlfriend?
Yeah, I'm sick.
I have a collar.
Everybody all right?
I call your dad.
Everybody all right?
Because they're going to hear about something new.
Let's keep it short and simple.
Hey, I don't know if you know what's going on.
Uh, Gedkin, I got into pursuit and the guy got out and started shooting at us.
Uh, one of us killed him.
Either one of us got hit.
I can't really talk that long, I promise you are.
Oh, f***, it just happened.
I promise you are okay, okay, I love you,
and I promise you I'm okay, it's not like Aaron,
I wasn't hit at all, I'm completely unscathed,
I'm completely fine.
I love you, I'll talk to you later.
Damn.
One, two, three, four.
Shit.
Hey, I need to talk to you right now.
He bailed out of the car, started shooting at us,
and we killed him, I don't know who did.
You're good.
I'm good, yeah, I'm good.
My father, I left my life for my father now.
Okay, just chill out.
Statements and everything, DDCC can come and talk to you all about it.
Okay, I just wanna talk to you about it, I was okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He started shooting at us.
He is dead.
Tell him you're calling back.
Tell him you're back.
We are okay.
I'll have to call you back later.
Dude, you can tell me what you want.
Okay, stop talking to him.
Stop talking to him.
Tell him he's calling back now.
You need to stop.
You need to relax, bro, with the statements.
Stop making statements.
I'll tell you the same thing.
I mean, just keep your statements to yourself until DDCC talks to you.
Okay.
Don't mess with your guns. They may try to take him from you. You guys are good to be return fire
When I got out of the car when to get my rifle out to clear the car
He popped up. I heard him yell to drop it. I turned he was shooting
So you boys I mean, okay
So there's like the whole fight you're thinking about it right your cop and you just kill someone and then on the day
You killed someone
Different ethnicity to yourself, right? They could I think this guy's worried like the story is gonna get spun like
police brutality
uh... you know racist cop kills guy
big that's that's basically that that's uh... i was like that that's what this
guy's worried about excise like why is he worried about it
but that's what he's worried about that's it is here he's thinking
this is going to get spun some way and have some narrative like cops bad cops
racist cops kill innocent guy
execute do it was just like transcribers car
that's effectively what's going on here
Right here, wait for DVC to get here.
They'll direct him, like, 10-10.
You guys want to sit in the car?
That's fine.
Just don't have a bunch of dialogue.
Or you don't have a bunch of dialogue.
A brutally murdered, family guy.
Just trying to take his.
I had a feeling.
I don't know why, but, like, when you got behind him,
I was like, I don't know.
I didn't feel right with you stopping by yourself.
So I was trying to tell you.
That's all I'll say.
I just know with her being a potential missing person,
I want to know if that wasn't a missing person.
All right.
Let me look at your vest, though.
I swept you, but...
I really want to take it off right now, I really don't want to mess with you.
Yeah, it looks good.
You doing anything?
Will you just like, talk to me? Like, whatever.
How are your kids doing, man?
What are these called?
Yeah!
This guy's emotional, this fuck.
This guy's emotional, this fuck.
Holy, is it crazy?
I mean, I get stressed out.
Dude, it's cooking.
It was in the trunk of my car.
Give me, give me a quick information when we're down.
I said call shots fired.
I was up to this.
Yeah, that's enough of that.
No.
Yep, yep, we're okay here.
What about the dude?
Okay, what happened?
Why are you requesting fucking songs, bro?
Ryan Phillips was pronounced dead at the scene, bringing the incident to an end.
Police later confirmed that Phillips had killed Alicia Evans at some point before the pursuit and shootout
with her body discovered inside the vehicle.
Nearby residential properties were struck by gunfire
during-
Ah, so the dude killed the chick.
Oh, wow, that's awful.
W killed, dude, W.
Well, like at least they killed him straight away.
You know?
Like, okay, think about this.
The outcome was this.
He only got himself killed. No one else got hurt after he murdered someone and then got himself killed and no one else got hurt
He could have totally killed a cop or a killer killed an innocent bystander. That's a very good outcome considering
These murder
Shootout at least eight confirmed impacts across two separate homes outside the vehicle police recovered a nine millimeter handgun and
Subsequently located two nine millimeter magazines inside of the vehicle one containing eight live rounds and the other containing three live rounds
Evidence suggests the recovered firearm may be connected to another case in which it was
previously reported stolen on the 17th of July, 2022.
The report documented a burglary in which more than $300,000 and a firearm were stolen.
The 12-year-old daughter of Delicia Evans recalls warning signs in her mother's violent
relationship noting that her mother had recently broken up with Phillips and believes he
physically abused her.
The last time she saw her mother was Wednesday night, September 4, 2024.
The following day, September 5th, Phillips came to their home and took the daughters to
school.
Later, she would learn that her mother's house had been set on fire.
An act investigators believe Phillips carried out.
She believes her mother was killed later that day.
I think that my mom was dead September 5th of 2024, and she was just pronounced dead
September 6th.
Okay, ma'am.
I didn't kill her Thursday afternoon, and I think he lied about it to my face.
Four months after the incident on January 13th, 2025, troopers Guy Key and Hedrick,
two officers who opened fire were honored for their service at a salute
Giffy has hats the fuck is this, what is this like some can you keep putting that hat on take
that hat off so it's like as this is part of uniform they gotta wear these
hats damn how do these hats work that's a troop hat oh shit
to hero ceremony and I wear it inside
the battle of valor from Missouri governor Mike Kehoe
I
Get you where it outside
Shit a w a w cops for a w cops w cops
That sucks for the child. I mean, it's a bit. I mean yet. Obviously at least it was good outcomes
It could have had way worse outcomes that had like pretty much
instantly
Justice was served
And he didn't kill anyone else. So there you go
Yeah. Good stuff. Good stuff. Do you know what? This cop, the 89-year-old, costume powerlifter.
What?
A quick warm-up before Joyce Hansen loads my whip.
What is this audio?
She starts light and goes from there.
What is this audio mix?
I'm training to stay out of a nursing home.
The 89-year-old found her passion for powerlifting in her golden years.
That was good.
Good.
First inspired by her daughter and granddaughter
to get stronger.
That was 12 years ago.
It has increased my bone mass to the point
where I don't need medications for osteoporosis.
My left is really enjoying this.
That's the biggest reward.
She may be the oldest lifter in the gym
at Mackey Physiotherapy, but she's not
the only senior of the group.
So these are about.
Bro, that's a jet.
Hold your bar one arms
There's 20 kgs
There's 20 kg bar like
Tons of people can't do this so many like you have such to like you pass that bar to Sony you will they did they can't did that's
Doesn't all right. Well, I
Did this easily of course myself. Oh
That the 10 kg bar wait really we're at all was 20 kgs. What do you mean? What they designed about it's not 20 kgs
The designer bar is not 20 kgs. Who would do that? No one's going to design a bar that's less than 20 kgs
What's the point of having a bar less than 20 kgs? What are you going to use a bar for that for less than 20 kgs?
We don't have our gym only has 20 kg bars
I don't know about your gross gems, but my gym only it's there. Therefore. They can't be any difference in the world
The bar is 10, wait, they got a 10 kg bar, but what the boy, what the dog do?
In the gym at Mackie Physiotherapy, but she's not the only senior of the group.
So these are about probably a third quarter of the weights we do when we're actually
trying to build strength.
Very gay.
Bro, this audience is pessimistic.
I can't comment on what you're saying, to be honest.
It's cold out.
It's insanely sick.
It's like badass as hell.
I love that there's all people doing that.
That's a fucking, I mean, yeah.
It's dude doing resistance training
is like one of the number one ways you can do
to increase your health span.
Committee and Joey Diaz having the time of his life
in GTA V.
Why is he just going,
this guy's running in the street.
I gotta clip him out of respect.
You gotta clip him out of respect you know I'm saying you want to walk on the fucking
highway
I
Don't I'm just falling off. Hell yeah, you're all but white monks is budget bit frame
I
What happened the deep fight on it it just broke
And he just spotted on it and then it broke that's crazy, bro, that's crazy
Holy shit look at this folder chat top secret do not open these gotta be the secret plans
Which file you guys think it is open ammo or Asian robot, let's do Asian robot
What
Based
I
Shut the fuck up
Oh god, that's funny that was funny. It's cuz he said NMP and in a piece of string. Oh my god. Oh
Cuz we're so
You suck nice
Nice picture nice picture
nibs of vulgar like why they they look like female titties bro the male the
melanin like no one it's that because he's got so much visceral fat he's
producing more estrogen because it's like hormonally active that he's like
his areolas have expanded and he's actually got gas was it was it called
a guy no messier that's what's happening right so he's that's a which is
Which is why it looks like it looks like he's got female tits, right?
These e-maxing
Which is just it's just something they look where his tits look repulsive. They look absolutely repulsive. What is this?
Two girls one cup. I don't know those guys
Minor worse
You just want to see my nips, bro, you want to just want to see my nips
you want to see my nips you fucking freaks you ain't going to see my nips pussy
um have Quincy's nice bills worked I'm not clicking the stock ship video bro
that's all it's already did I'm ready to that I'm ready to say to you okay guys
guys.
guys
it's
db
time
is it?
speed run time? are we speed
running? what do we uh
uh we missed it? are we missing anything chat?
are we missing any news? is there anything
any big news happened
any any uh... any get any big news happened
will check on rents mission of the news seven
uh...
top today
drunk driving about
He is passed off behind the wheel.
He's behind you.
Woo-hoo!
Oh, shit.
He's got to hit the other boat.
Oh, no.
Imagine seeing a situation like this,
when you know something bad is happening,
it's nothing. You get to stop it.
You're trying to... oh, man.
Maybe boats?
dynamics don't hit his head
Okay, okay. Oh, he's gonna looping around. Maybe they came maybe we're gonna clip the sides
wake up
Can you can you beep a horn or something?
Oh
Uh, he'll wake up, he got up, he got up, he got up, he got up, he got up, he got up,
W, at least he didn't crash into the yacht or like any kind of like just the soft rocks.
in this interference in audience member being unimpressed is triggered.
Are you triggered? Perfect.
I thought that would have been quicker to be honest when I looked at you in the beginning.
What do you think? This is your moment to speak. What should happen now?
That's confusion, bro. That is confusion. She's like, what?
She's got what?
What are you on about?
Let's see.
You're good?
This is not okay.
You've sat on...
You have kids?
That's the kind of way she's not saying something bad.
Why don't you think what do you want about?
What, we can do the singing?
This is not funny, people are laughing, but this is wrong.
This shit dude, this shit dude.
He's getting one guide.
This guy's getting one guide.
Actually, like what a great guide.
He's getting one guide.
And now he's triggered.
Equal.
It's like when a streamer goes off, you know how they
derail their entire stream, and they just yapping about
some dog shit no one gives a fuck about.
and it's just one guy
it's
that's what we need the fifty-first state
it's free of a speech
creature doesn't get it
creature
she'll take away our, if she had power she would take away your rat stock, immediately
Super uncomfortable. I don't know she looks very comfortable.
This guy's projecting.
This guy's projecting, bro. This guy's projecting.
but you're upset it wasn't supposed to live up funny it's just a little bit
funny oh my god
is he serious right now okay she's got like that face on she has okay and
she's like I can't laugh because I want to have she wants to have a good night
I think you will have a good night.
You gotta see your shirt on, get some...
Huh?
Huh?
F***, what a t-shirt, you'll be...
Huh? Wait, where's the t-shirt? I didn't see no t-shirt to it, shit.
I don't know, see, honestly. What are you talking about?
You know, you lined up on the 80th floor and...
You're a hooker. You work in a bank, bitch-ass.
So I'm going to build you a bunch of Arab dudes and don't think I'm...
You were...
Oh, really? Thank you Toronto, USA, you're uh...
Why did she just say that shit when she was live, bro?
Why didn't she just say what? Why didn't she just be like, what are you on about, dude?
I'm just trying to watch the comedy show.
Where you fucking singling me up for?
Like, this is just my face, you know?
I don't know, I see why she's, like,
because I mean, I don't know.
Bit of a weird situation there.
The guy was presenting super hard, though, for sure.
El Fencer, where are we?
What would you do?
I
He's turning it off where he's turning it off
I'm pushing this guy, I'm pushing this guy, I'm giving him a low key show, like a, basically
So it's a technique where you look like you're going on for like a low shoulder budge
But then right as you like make contact you fully brace and then you got as hard as you can
Okay, and it's just it's you do you fully brace and you just and you just fucking go as hard as you can
That's what that's what you gotta give him. I just walk by like you'd like nothing. I was having
That's where you're giving him. I know a groin shot
There we go. Ooh, W guy.
Dude, that dude was gay as well and he pushed him. W gay guy?
Let's go.
This is so annoying.
This place is so fun.
Jesus. Jesus. Do you know what's fucked up about these escalators, by the way? Did anyone notice?
Did anyone notice?
like like I don't people had seen the standstill tick what is this is like an
a or Russia or what why don't they why don't they walk down
stands still is not fine if you stand still on escalator okay and it's not
some like morbidly obese lady in front of you. I'm sorry to say, you're the problem.
It's another fine addition of Swingin' On Sack 7 and we thought we'd take this 15-pound
dumbbell and drop it out of boys! Let's get it done!
I had nothing there for today boys, I'm not going to say a spy, I'm not going to say a spy
Jesus fucking Christ, what the fuck, NZ burger?
The McDonald's introducing the
mullet at a location in New
Zealand. It's business in the
front and cheese in the back.
The fast food giant unleashing
the big mullet for one day only
in Auckland, even getting
freebies to those that are
rocking a mullet.
My sons would eat there for
a year for free. I've got to
try that. As a child from the
south, the mullet burger may
just be a winner.
just be a winner
yooooooow
holy shit, they make my lip, yeah
uh... it's a gimmick but yeah for sure
the point is that uh...
you stand in one side of your standing by the way, so people can get past you
yeah true
true, that is, you are right
people usually do stand to a side when they stand still
I just, I just, and no, I, what I'm trying to do is
I'm just doing one of these arguments where like
I do a thing a certain way, so I say anyone who's not doing it exactly my way
Isn't idiot. That's what I that's just how I talk
They speak in hyperbole quite often like you are completely wrong if you this type of pizza is the best pizza and anyone who doesn't like this
Pizza is incorrect. And this is how I speak. I'm sorry to put it
But you know, I am I am a escalator walker and there's obviously escalator non walkers and those guys like what are you doing?
Why don't you walk up the escalator?
Why aren't we walking up the escalator? Bro, I'm getting such a big headache chat.
And I didn't have fucking coffee beans, man, so I had to put coffee inside my coffee beans.
And it's like clearly, is that too much caffeine or not enough caffeine?
Oh, fuck.
I've ran out. I've ran out.
Do you think it's not enough or do you think it's too much?
Slay the Spire to blind first three variety game between Newcastle and ACSF by the way,
point 16 to this fucking goal.
Uh, will you, why don't you walk right now, you stupid sland, wait what?
I do whatever the hell I want if I want to sit down and play video games and stuff
I do.
I think, I think, I'm a sitting down gamer.
I'd like to stand up
But that sucked in your gang
English
I love lamps and lamps.
I have a fast-out rating of positive review, but it will take effect in the next round.
Unfortunately, every part of review I give in the next round will contribute to you.
And the round after that, I won't be able to draw a positive review.
And the round after that, I won't have enough energy to give a positive review.
The round after that, because I borrowed the time, the energy costs for a positive review
will be increased by one.
So when we have to give a positive review.
Oh, shit.
So basically, guys, yeah.
So these guys are in early access, and they did an early access to Rebalance Patch.
And anyway, they don't see any of these community posts.
They don't know it's early access.
They don't understand that they're doing beta balancing
and they're doing patches.
They're getting no communications.
So the only way they can communicate with the devs
is via the Steam review scores.
So they're just spamming downvotes,
saying we don't like nerves.
Yeah, it's a China issue. It's a China issue. And you know, it's crazy. It's this. Slater
Sire popped off originally in China. China made Slater Sire. Like they, they, some Chinese
streamer like played it and like fucking it blew up on Steam after the China guy
played it. Yeah. Correct. Correct. Correct. Yeah, correct. They popped up in China
and then it popped off.
It did.
No, no, no, no.
Chum China guy played it
and then it popped off and then steamed.
That's what happened.
I watched Belulia Gaming say that.
You think it's Belulia Gaming line?
Belulia Gaming said that the game
hit around 2000 players.
Okay, max.
And then a dude in China played it.
And then because the dude in China
played at some streamer, a bunch of other people in China
started playing it and then it started ramping and then that's
when it popped off. Yeah. Beluga gaming. Beluga gaming.
That's what he said. He's saying he's lying.
Am I gonna alter the Beluga gaming? Am I gonna alter the
Beluga gaming? We gonna watch it together. I mean,
is what it is. The reality is, okay. The reality is, hey, I'm right, you're wrong.
Stuck my date. So this part too isn't really excess, that means it is not done yet. Well,
guys, monsters and other content will be added, but we also need to fix issues and
share its balance and improve some features here. Help us by reporting issues, everybody. Okay.
Alright, graphics is getting maxed in Ipias Limit 60, do I really want to 60 Ipias Limit?
I guess that's what that guy does in Tangerine.
Green shape normal.
Foggy mode, boss mode.
guys spoiler alert the animations probably broke the devs intend you to have it on 60s
then why would I put it it's a fucking card game it probably looks cinematic and shit
at 60 the animations are very optimized around 60 frames okay don't get it to worsted
It's it's they probably have custom animations that look good at 60
Do fast mo do fast mo how about I do your mom
24 p.m. You know, but okay, so you banned
Oh
25 piece hands I though I am a 24 piece hanging myself the ironclad. This is my favorite guy
This is my favorite guy
This is my favorite guy
Jet I will not lose I cannot lose
prediction
Wait, what is this thing called? What do you call the one things arounds?
Well run can you beat can I beat it on the first run well streamer when the first run
Well streamer beat first first what floor floor is that a good one
I've played it in like fucking five years or whatever, but you know, whatever.
80 HP, 99 gold.
The last soldier of the iron clads crushes foes with sword and flaming its will.
The end of combat heals 6 HP, okay, okay.
If you direct one first try you suck ass.
Uh, if there's a message I'm glad.
Do you want a brief tutorial?
It's a business to help you out.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Wait, I should though, right?
I should.
Then and I should.
I should though, right?
Because what I don't understand is some basic mechanic.
Like, you need to click this button to like, open up some things which...
Oh my god, using the in-game tutorial is like unethical now?
Seriously?
Seriously?
Oh my god, you guys are retarded.
Alright, no tutorial, ultrathical chant?
Ultrathical?
Overgrowth.
Okay.
gain five block strike deal six damage
okay in turn take two damage
bash apply vulnerable vulnerable create a phone we can just take 50% more damage
attacks shit it turns up right what the fuck in turn two
five FPS so this crazy I look white sounds me to
next slide what do you mean my next slide
What do you mean lag?
I've dropped zero frames and it's not lagging yet, so I don't know what you're talking about.
Okay, he's got how much damage?
He's got no damage.
He's got no damage.
God, I have to do that.
What do you mean it's not beginning?
You're retarded and the audio is not messed up.
Audio is not messed up and you're retarded.
I kept you stats.
Oh, I have zero drop frames!
Guys, zero drop fr-
Okay, guys!
Anyone who's saying audio is messed up?
Press F5
because your shit internet is cooked.
Strength is increased by two.
Wait, ah, strength.
Increase attack damage by two.
He's going to be an intense attack before he can damage him, aggressive.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, he ain't doing shit because he's fucking dead, isn't he, bro?
He's fucking dead, isn't he, bro?
GG.
Add a card to my deck.
What's up, Ninkgold?
Let's add a card, right?
Wait, add a card?
I mean, I could skip.
Okay.
I like the agency I've got here.
Way more.
So already I'm liking the agency I have.
I got multiple choices.
Okay, lose 2 HP, gain 16 block.
Blood wall.
And then apply 3 vulnerable exhausts, remove them until the end of combat.
Wait, does that mean the card, check, that means the card deletes, right, until the
end of combat.
deal some damage and gain two strength this turn
that's pretty good with this turn though
it's like one and a half attacks I think we have to go there okay proceed it's
CS Baron you guys I've not played guys I don't remember okay I do not remember
Anything from Slay the Spire the first one
Outside that I really like the game like I like this be real
I don't remember fucking the fact that you think I remember like that car terminology and all that shit is insane
Okay, the question marks obviously the bitter thing to go to right. Oh
shit
He intends to do some bullshit to me okay, I tend to kill you that's what I did a new bitch ass
Okay, if you do one defend, no wait, that guy's gonna attack me.
I don't want status cats.
12.
So I can kill one and defend one.
You can just take the damage.
Let us take the damage.
No, no, that's not it.
Why are you saying F?
What are you guys doing around here?
Oh, fuck, they sent the notes.
They sent the notes.
Whoop EU dude EU's done! Is it EU or is it NA that's f'ing? Someone's f'ing. Okay 11 damage that's a lot of damage
We can mitigate 4 damage by killing that guy and then just block
Okay
Six damage taken whatever did yeah, what was that?
Slimes draw one card exhaust
Interesting okay, okay, okay
Strike strike strike I think I want to see what I get
Okay tank them tank them tank them oh
Shit he's fucking melting me bro. Well this guy's gonna get coked up
Wait we want to use trimmer first thing five honorable for one
I'm about to take some dick right here, dude
I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him
I think I want to add a cat to my dick I think
Lose one HP deal nine enemies to all enemies. She died that one looks strong
deal six damage add a copy of this card to your discard pile that one ramps wait
this one ramps it's free I like this error dude I like that dude two no no no
no two strength none a helmet how the fuck oh is this is this two strengths
on it okay what's this add barn's egg unplayable can be hatched at a risk type
eat the egg seven max HP I mean we're gonna we're gonna hatch this right for
sure we're gonna hatch whatever this is you spotted in almost all normal
Shumbering beast chased off by an injured green beard
The alcohol the beard fled from a single unguarded egg
I was abandoned your stomach goggles
I'm gonna take the egg
I'm not gonna eat it. Yeah, I'm gonna take the egg
You gently scoop the egg and still it thinking it may hatch into something useful later
question we just got we double question mark
this narrowly avoid stepping on a bright sharp seed it's unmistakable
color gives away that's a sapphire seed would these incredible seeds supposed
to be extinct let's and say they can shoot me one can greatly amplify your
endurance but what if you plan to nourish it instead upgraded card in your
dick that sounds good the first time you play this card each comeback gain
hmm hmm so that one gives me that gives me like a palace that's gives me a
that gives me an energy buff
sure whereas this one here gives me a non-heal I'm losing some of that heel
and I get that great something I mean what does nourish it what does nourish
something fuck it let's nourish
Um
Still on tremble
So I'm doing it this chap because it's card exhausts anyway right so then think about it the first time you play it
It's the only time you play it so then GG
It's smart chat
Okay, we got a boss up here we go to what's that getting that's a vendor
getting it to be done so I get I get more value bitch ass are you dumb look so I play
this and it's free watch bang I get more value are you are you braindead are you braindead
Oh, this guy is so gok.
Is he not doing any damage?
This enemy intends to apply a debuff to you.
I'm gonna kill your ass, bitch.
Ah!
While Shrinkabiddle is alive, your attack still saves him less damage, I see.
deal 6 damage to all enemies
4 damage
now someone's gonna go
damage
damage
damage
I could have just killed them just now
oh wait
he did no damage anyway so gg
I could have taken damage
I took no damage
it was a good play
5% kill 20 damage
He's pushing us during combat.
You can't come in since it's gonna add a cat to my deck.
Okay.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
He'll hit the enemy in vulnerable hits twice.
He'll hit the enemy in damage.
He's lost one cat at random.
Game five block deal five damage that one seems good that one seems generically good
bumping real with you that one's dead I feel like that one's pretty good then again
this one is gonna be pretty good as well but so eight damage flat and it's twice
Ooh, I demand that we go gig of damage, but then this would be like tankiness, durability,
insurmountability.
Mmmm.
I do have that- my main god is a vulnerable god, fuck it.
I do have that- I have that enchanted vulnerable god, right?
So, oh shit, what's this?
Okay.
You'll fly damage if you lost a few of the turn, it's two times.
What was?
Oh, it spied.
That's bright.
We're gonna have to break through it, it doesn't go to hard, play the top card if
you draw a pile.
Exhaust it
See these these guts here by the way feel like you can make some crazy builds
Like interesting about you know interesting builds here this pre-gain to power that one's big dick
that one I kind of like that one actually when have you applied for one
cat
huh
hey what does that mean picture if he is please
for what are you talking about what are you talking about picture if he is
You
Bob
Wait, I don't get this. What does that mean? Is that power loss for my turn?
Does it last for the entire battle to the last but as a passive?
What does that mean?
Whenever you apply a vulnerable for one card just so I use it once and then I had to have that power for the whole the whole combat
I mean
We have this three guys in your hand exhaust
Put an attack from your drop pile in your hand.
That was gonna, wait that was gonna nice, that was gonna nice.
That just gives you an attack.
Gets a guaranteed an attack.
But then you drew this, wait you drew this though.
Hills HP at the end of your turn each turn region is just by one
Cab removal service. Oh, that's so potent so I can just I have I have the
The agency to basically delete whatever card I want.
I like that.
It's like an unbroken my deck and it gets broken up.
I really don't want to buy anything here I don't think.
I mean that one's discounted I guess.
This one is discounted.
It's cheap 24G.
It's pretty cheap.
What's the 8?
Why not?
Was it 8? Why not?
Can I do it?
Okay, he's gonna do 17. This motherfucker's about to do 17 damage!
What?!
And we wait. We wait.
4 times 3, wait how much damage is that?
What the fuck does that mean?
Tell me the vulnerable is that for sure, bang.
Boom.
Did we go down, huh?
oh he's vulnerable he's vulnerable he's
vulnerable oh I'm gonna fuck him up so
hot what's this
I think I want to just strike and chill
I mean it blind to vulnerable would be
nice I could get for the kill we'd get
for the kill right he's gonna do
19 damage though. This is heal for 5. Heal for 5 is really good. Ah potion. I'm not gonna
kill him. It's not gonna finish him. I'm gonna take damage for Galus. I wouldn't have had
the power do a check that's not okay we just gonna send us now oh god yeah one
a street bang oh wait did I just lose one life for no reason came to a block
Oh
With this
Start please turn on fast mode once and please turn on fast mode once and please turn on fast mode
No
These are retard the road
Start each kind of one strength. Oh, yeah, that's it. That's super good. Well, that's a passive
Huh.
Power.
Gain 1 energy.
So I burn 2 energy and after 2 turns I get...
It's paid itself off.
And after that it's just a straight bonus.
Hmm.
Gain 8 block.
Uh, gain another 8 block if you've exhausted a card's turn.
Oh I have exhausts I think I have exhausts
Evil ah I'm gonna do that
Watch what's online chat what's online okay campfire need that to rest my egg
What the fuck are these
The next time English is HP and only this is one HP instead. Okay, so we wanted to a we got these guys
Switch to an attack.
Thank you bro, tank it. Easy, easy, easy.
Okay we can bash and dismantle. That would like completely delete one.
That guy's gonna do 10 damage.
Half of me is going to do 10 damage.
Wait, so he's going to do 6, he's going to do 3.
He's got 12 HP, that's nothing.
This will kill anyone. We just kill the one that's going to do 10, then block.
I can't block.
Well, this is the biggest of me that's going to do, I think.
Oh, I could have...
Oh, I can still do this.
Bang! Baby, bang! Look at that blocky.
You understand that I destroyed this game, right?
You understand I'm a little service by God, yeah?
You know who I am, bro?
I cannot lose. I'm a genius. I'm a tactician.
Born tactician.
Okay, uh, we got five blocks and a 10 damage, and there's one HP, and we kill him with it.
Gain eight block, draw one card, that's nice, shake it off bro, shake it off, gain five
block, upgrade a card, upgrade a card in your hand.
but that's temporary right that's just temporary isn't it I'm so happy you're
the only pro player I can trust for honest ARPG views I'm glad you gave D44.7
out of 10 I got baited by other creators bought it and couldn't even finish
campaign Jesus let's so good though jeez
I put you to sleep dude.
Dude, other streamers can be honest and they can enjoy something.
You know that you can like, someone could like, I don't know, mushroom and pineapple
pizza, right?
And that sounds disgusting to me, right?
Pineapples with mushroom.
Because everyone knows you're going to have pineapples with ham and then it tastes nice
as fuck.
But people do, like people have different subjective tastes is what I'm saying.
But now, if you're talking about like, if you're looking for, dude, the tech though is
generally speaking, people have different, there's different archetypes out there.
I call them gaming archetypes.
People who like the games that you like will generally like similar games when they come
out in the future.
So if you know a guy that you happen to play the same games as a lot, generally
speaking, if that guy likes a game, you're probably gonna like that game.
If he doesn't like a game, you're probably not gonna like that game because you have
similar gaming archetype. Okay, draw one card, draw. Thing is I'm energy limited
genuinely speaking, so I don't have a need to draw right now.
Tilt all damage to all enemies, cost one less for each deck by this turn.
That's pretty sick. I like that. That's pretty sick.
I like that just play attacks even even once you just play one attack is still good
with these two targets
Hatch
whoa look at that baby why don't you get the rest
I don't even get the rest!
Upon pickup?
Wait. Upon pickup, gain the card, buy round, swoop.
A burp will accompany you in battles.
Upon pickup?
What does that mean upon pickup?
What does that mean upon pickup?
What the fuck does that mean?
I have to pick something up or something?
Did I pick it up? What does it mean upon pick up?
Yo! At the start of each comic game 4 planning, by then you return game 1 block.
Planning is used by 1 at the start of your... wait, at the end of your turn game block.
Planning is used by 1 at the start of your turn.
So I get 4 planning, then 3, then 2, then 1.
Dude, I'm owning!
I'm fucking owning!
Ah, I think I'm gonna rest again, right?
I managed to be low.
Oh, I'm turning up right down to my deck.
You know, for the Disney of Max, 24, 60, 70, that's pretty good.
70 that's pretty damn good
This is a pretty good my dick though wait, what can I grade can I grab my bird? Oh?
I gotta grab my fucking bird that's already insane
Yo
That bird is gonna go crazy
That bird is gonna go correct. Oh shit. I'll do I get the bird next to me there. That's so good
What? That's cool!
FPS seems low. Is there a setting you can turn on?
Hee hee.
Are you guys braindead and retarded or something?
Shit, I don't like it. What do we...
I don't know what to say. Are we braindead and retarded?
Like, guys, you're so stupid, by the way.
You're so stupid. Like, let's not get it twisted.
You're dumb as hell.
Wait, this is just a free attack that does 90 damage every turn.
Okay, we're gonna defend, defend, swoop.
Wait, I wanna use- I wanna combo that with my evil eye, but I can't.
This guy is about to get destroyed.
How am I going to possibly lose?
How can I possibly lose?
The upward MSU.
Spending a goal on the worst cards and relics in the shop, throwing away potions at random, pretending not to understand the tooltips.
It is great.
I didn't know you were trying to be ethical, Maxon. I would think you have severe brain damage.
Anyways, keep up the good work.
I don't need more AoE. Do I need more AoE? AoE's kinda nice. I kinda like AoE.
Having taken the wrong path for a good while, you find yourself in a thick jungle of fern
shrubs and vines, especially vines.
The exhaustion sits in and the act of thought comes to mind.
You are lost, unprepared, and inevitably,
and the inevitability of death is approaching.
What do you do?
Okay, gain 83 gold, lose 83.
Heal, 25 speed.
I'll find some fucking enemies.
I'll find some fucking enemies.
You're awoken by some motherfuckers working on me?
Okay, we're gonna find a clap. Let's be sure bro get ass. Oh, bro, bro, bro, bro, dude
done a clap. Let's oh my God. What's this? Well, oh my God. What's this?
Ha ha ha ha. Thanks for the heel voice. Thanks for the heel. I'll take that. Oh, I was
Sucked it. Oh my god. Did a we build is good. Don't question it
Apply but it's still 30 damage one week. Oh reduces their damage. That'd be good for bossing. I
Don't like exhausting random the cancer of luck exhaust one kind right I hate that
That one then we got draw three cards you can't draw additional cash to stand
That seems good because I got no extra draw and then I'll delete it once I get extra draw
Until I get extra draw this is like it just means when I draw this card I get three cards instead of one card
So I get two cards extra
Yeah, that's good
Okay, we can go this question mark or we can go fight
Question mark seems to be better than anything, right?
Ooh, a brain-winched dunk.
Who would have thunked yet?
A sharp pain has felt atop your head, and a thought stabs into your mind.
Share knowledge.
You are unsure how to proceed.
Choose one of the five random guys to add to your deck.
5 HP gain a colorless card reward. I don't know what that is. Gain 2 exhaust. That's
scared if you have no attacks in your hand draw two guards
they'll live near to one of these I mean hello yeah and I start each combat
with this kind of hand
there's a voice in your head no okay did you
Yeah, we have a little boss here, yeah, we have a little boss.
I don't really just fucking, I don't think this guy in the opener.
I kind of don't want to use the exhaust.
We definitely beard swoop though, right for sure.
I want to, I want to exhaust this with the, with the exhaust thing, but can I just
kill him instantly though?
Wait, maybe I just kill him by 7 plus 7 plus 10 plus 12, 22.
That's not enough.
It's not enough.
It's not close though, let's just do it.
This seems easy, bro.
Fucking own it.
oh no he put some shit in my hands oh no what am I gonna do oh oh okay he's got
he's got a trick move I think he's just cool with his little trick there
get stomped okay wait stomper's sick
two guys out there okay so we're gonna kill the guys with like six damage
just one
fuck you
how did you stop
What is this card game? What happened to the Abloh Fall Buddy?
Agro, Chad, agro.
I get you guys in noobs and I don't understand what's happening.
Oh, you're your gain A block if you exerted another card of the scent.
Oh, GG no reach out, GG no re.
I'm really doesn't matter who I hit here.
They're all gonna die, so...
I think of this dude.
Oh, a ton of clap dude, a ton of clap.
Oh yeah.
I just made a laugh.
Strike it.
Just take notes, Chad.
Just take notes.
Just take notes.
I did, did you guys notice something?
play three attacks, and single turn you gain four block.
I'm fucking owning!
How can I possibly lose?
Deal six damage until you draw a non-attack card.
Bitch, huh?
What does that mean?
Deal 6 damage until you...
So that means I just randomly deal 6 damage to a random enemy.
Every time I draw only attack adds.
I think.
The L9 damage increases the damage by 5 this combat.
That one ramps.
That one ramps.
That would be super good for a boss, right?
You can't read.
Oh, oh, oh, my brain's swollen right now.
My brain's swollen right now.
I've got a mad splitting headache.
I've got a massive splitting headache.
I don't have coffee.
I need to up my coffee.
Up my coffee toast.
I've no got brain frogs.
It's just brain swelling from a massive headache.
What am I copying?
Okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So this is obviously good if you've got a very high
attack-cab ratio. Deal 9 damage increases cards, damage would be 5.
Game-term lockdown if you're attacked this turn. Deal 6 damage. Deal 6 damage until,
wait, draw cards, until you use 6 damage. When attack, non-card draw 6 damage.
roll six damage. I don't understand why is this card so confusing. Nah, I don't know
how this card is. I'm actually skipping. Smith. Obviously Smith. Obviously Smith. Okay, wait.
These traumatic injuries are just broken.
Bang.
Okay, here we go. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
I already did the bird.
Well, you can't double-agglade the bird, right?
There's nothing you can't possible. No possible.
Nine slippery. Okay, so Rammigan's guy is pointless.
Exhausting that is also pointless
Let's say please let's chat. Oh, you're so retarded by the way in G pro
It's funny that you have a it's funny that you had that brain that I'm kind of that you think bro
The fact that you think that I'm reading chat I just looked over a chat to see what chats up
the first thing there and Then is you see in G retard pro saying
How was that trade with the Jets?
Holy shit, 65 months and saying it's fine too.
You're so stupid, bud.
You're so stupid.
Literally, why? Why is he a moderate here?
Jesus Christ. Jesus.
Seven-slip ring no shot.
He has seven-slip ring no shot.
I'm just going to run out through it.
I'm not going to have to fan, so let him come at me bitch.
Oh my god!
27!
27!
Notice how as soon as chat went to Motomi he had to walk away to stall until it was removed.
Good one then GZ professional beta he he.
It's still on, what do you know about it?
And I went to get my fucking coffee, fucking brain dead.
The bottom line.
I think we need a break slipper to see if something happens.
I hope something happens.
Oh god, nothing happened.
Oh, I'm about to take the dick.
I'm about to take the dick.
I'm about to take the dick.
Oh, Jesus!
I'm gonna fuck you up you understand me boy you're gonna fuck you up I'm gonna fuck you
ass boy BOOM!
Yeah we just, there's no point even using this I mean it's not even attacking but I
guess it can't hurt to use it right?
It's no, no, no cancel to use it anyway.
No, even though it's super lame by the way, because it's just, uh, like, the fact, it's
the implication that you think that I've even been looking at chat for advice, which is
retarded.
Chat gives the most retarded advice.
And then it just kills, it just sheds a reaction.
It's, it's, it's what it is, it's what it is.
I'm playable wound.
I cannot play this card.
Nine damage, we're just keeping beating this deck off, right?
I think we're gonna do 9 damage, I think we just strike, I think 1 HP is like 1 HP for
an extra 3 damage.
Eh!
It's still vulnerable right?
It's still vulnerable, yeah we do it, we do it.
It's not even based on heads.
Oh, you're done, mate.
You're done, mate.
You're done, mate.
Dynaclet, boom!
Breakthrough, boom!
Stop!
Tank it bro, tank it, tank it, tank it, tank it!
Wait, how do I about tap that business?
Can't instantly base it, whether I want to take it off or not.
You're predicting, sir, that the engine's gonna be checked out, man, checked out.
Yo, I gotta kill this guy now.
Anyway watch this.
Can I get it?
I think I can get a lie.
I can kill right now!
I can kill right now!
Let's have a GD noobs.
Bang.
GD.
I can finish him with a potion or something better in a year.
Holy fucking dude.
Chinese people can play in events, can't be hard.
Pathetic.
Pathetic, bro.
Pathetic.
Uh, transfer more attacks into your hand into a giant rock.
T16 damage.
Uh, okay.
Okay.
At the start of your turn, gain 2 strength.
Oh, demon form, bro.
Demon form.
See, the thing about a card like this is like, yeah, okay.
If I could just put this card on for the boss, of course, it's best right you use that
One time, but then feel like every other encounter. It's just a dead card
Because you don't want to use that like it really is dominant to use that and then it yeah, I don't know that doesn't seem that good
Just all attacking in a giant rock
Deal four damage twice
He's also random attack card in your hand and adds its damage to this card.
Yo, that one would go cray cray.
That one would go cray cray, I mean four damage twice, but then imagine if you're just delivered or like, you could if it's just a random battle,
Right you could use your bird on that 17 damage plus four hitting twice. It's gonna do like a 40 damage
Right think about that. It's gonna be nuts
It's gonna do so much that you're gonna and then it's no way you show what you exhausted that card doesn't even matter
It doesn't even matter
Don't even assuming it assuming it duplicates it right because that's twice or I'm assuming it duplicates it
There's no way to because it's twice
Okay acts to
course I'd fucking beat the first action of course I need the fucking first act stop
prediction dude
act so
uh what the fuck is this
the fuck is this the milk noodle my fucking brain swelling is crazy
add to relax you dick though I need to add some relax and I'll relax you know what I'm saying
Gain 15 block draw two cards and gain two exhaust
Bro that's fucking chill
That's fucking chill
So I lose two I
Loose I'm losing one, but I'm getting 15 block and then I can still play the game
Okay
You make me say Chris Cadra was too pale every two
Secrets is obtained a relic
That sounds fucking opaque dude, you're listening to this generally speaking just positive said help me
At the start of your turn draw one additional card
Oh, I feel like this one is gonna get crazy though
This one is gonna get crazy there right that one there's gonna that's good that's gonna go crazy
I'm gonna ramp with some I mean it's gonna give me some randomized relics, but I mean fuck
But that one's super chill though basically take no damage for that turn and I can still do damage
One additional card that could be like the card that I need to do a sick move
Now this there's many other didn't get on them lose cards our dis one is one forget
You may sacrifice every cat like you may service car. What's to pay every two terraces of ten or like?
Okay
What's his vision go up, are you getting up 15 damage, do you think you're good with that
shit?
You think you're good with that, bro?
We're just fighting!
Can we try to mitigate damage taken?
just take it
does man have this motherfucker?
what is he doing? he's gonna do some bullshit, isn't he?
no, I need additional attacks, man
I can finish him with a five potion right now, but no going to
What was that what the fuck what the fuck I
Don't think it's gonna work is it?
Let's see if this works don't this he blocked it. Oh, he's got 22
Oh
Oh, oh, oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Check this out, check this out.
Oh, there's take care, there's take care.
There's take care.
There's take care.
I'm trying to add thrashed with the bird swoop,
but if I use the bird swoop, it reduces stomp by one.
I definitely want to give it a strike
I just had to hopefully thrash- we have to hopefully thrash the birds whip, right?
Wait, the friendship's free
It's gonna- it's gonna add double damage there, right? Wait, it's gonna brick it. It's gonna brick it. It's gonna brick it
It's gonna be free anyway, bro
He's out. He's out. I just kill him
Get fucked!
How do I saccharize? Oh, saccharize, check this out, boys.
Deal five damage.
Two loomies.
X times.
X times.
Oh, and it costs X.
So one cost, one time. Two cost, two times. Three cost, three times.
Okay. I'm going for the relics. I'm probably maxing.
The doll room.
You enter a hidden room. It is packed with a way of dolls.
Each are unique. Their expressions are ranging from joy to sorrow.
They retire, spanning centuries and realms beyond your own.
The chorus of whispers grows louder and louder until the dolls are shadow-sang over each other
and calling for you.
You must choose one and leave immediately.
Caloose 15 HP, choose one to three.
Fart, okay.
No HP loss.
We just take some HP loss, right?
We just fucking send it, bro
Whatever you plan to take game one block start of your turn deal damage equal to
The turn number to one of these
So turn of a seven seven damage one of these that's pretty insane
Maybe add a card to your deck add one additional copy
BING BONG
That one sounds like it can be broken as fuck right with the right with the right
card
Right now you look at one broken card your dick and they do get two broken cast your dick
I don't have anything that does that so I don't know of any guys that do that now
There probably isn't card that will do that, but I don't have that card. Let's go to struggles
Bro, I took 15 damage and got one doll?
Did ass!
Chat, it's good.
Think about it, slippery.
Chat, think about it, slippery.
Five guys have slippery, dude.
What's gonna happen?
Oh, what's this?
What's this?
We actually get to finally get my combo here.
I need to probably leave my combo away. Let's do this first time.
Oh, hahaha. Oh, hahaha.
BOOM! Huh?
What just happened?
juice all damage taken and H3 last based on 2 9 so I can only get the 9 it should
have one shot him it doesn't matter champ we're outless we just kill
us anyway bang I'm gonna exhaust guys out the
wazoo air so it doesn't matter what just double it double exhaust check double exhaust
boom let's see you do damage you pussy see what happens
I said she gave up, yeah, I just won.
Sacrifice.
Kind of clever, so good, by the way.
Go tell them it's put a card.
You just go pal.
Huh? Plus.
Wait that can't put exhausted cards back into my deck right that's like that's just saying
I'm gonna get it faster it's gonna loop from a deck faster yeah wait an exhausted card
can never get put back into your card deck right exhaust all nine attack guys in your
hand gain five block from each other got Jesus Christ it's just sick
Yo, what'd I get? When your HP would be reduced to 0, it'd heal to 50% of your max HP.
Oh, let's go home? Let's go home? 50% healed yet? We'll take that?
Got you, Dave.
I think I'll have to look at this question mark.
Then again, you get a category from every battle, right, so if I just spam battles,
I could possibly be a bad thing.
That says, negates 2 debuffs.
Okay, so I can't use the vulnerable evenly.
This is a little bitch when I go to 62.
We're all going to barma-line anyway. Let's just thrash.
Let me exhaust it straight away.
Bang. Let's just thrash and strike.
Wait, what?
Did it add, hello?
Did it add?
Did it- did it- it sacrifice one of the cards, but did it air?
Alright, little bitch.
Okay, we don't play Bash as a bad card to play at, so...
Oh
Chant
The odds were
So like I think I'm just gonna stockpile all of my gold and potions in
Preparation or a sleigh the spy at two
You know, maybe make some interest on the gold and dirt dirt. So yeah, stop backseating. Oh
Shit, I've got to use that running the potion slots
Draw seven cards randomized because it got in your hand. That's a shit cast
Game for playing
Kind of synergy with my plating
I cut that kind of synergy with my planning, right?
Oh shit, we get a big boy, we get a big white strategic.
I mean, do you think you can fly a debuff to me?
Do you think you can fly a debuff to me?
Do you know the fuck you're dealing with, I mean?
the fuck tinder leave it like that lose one strength and dexterity this turn
what the hell man the hell man
those are ran at that guy in your hand and add this damage to this cat it didn't
work less on a swear on me mom or at least I'm tripping out that swimmer mom
I take that one
there's no but there's nobody using that
how long does that tend to shit last for oh my god I was just this time to
reset
I like that it's making me think here. See how this game is forcing me to like play my
combos differently because of the various debuffs and buffs.
I should just use the potion by the way. But I think it's killing me anyway. We don't
kill him, we just... Is it even worth it? No, he's got no armor on the way.
Save my potion, Jed. I want to save my potions. Okay, that's what it is.
Oh my god, bro.
Dismantle plus!
It's Dismantle plus!
I wanna get most fucking relics though, bro.
That's such a good one for me.
Oooooooh.
Now we'll take it, we'll take it.
Dude I need to use my potions.
Okay let's just blast out a 500.
What is that fucking fat motherfucker?
Holy shit.
If bobbling rock attacks are fully blocked it becomes stuns.
15 planning at the end of the turn game 15 block
Awakens upon what awakens upon taking turns all losing HP. It's three times. Okay, so I always bad here. Oh
It's an angie a we build what?
Motherfuckers gonna try to debuff me bro. He's trying to debuff me so I could like soy out and not a wait
What a loser would do that right I felt like a giga champion just do a way
What love bro if I had the thunder I need more thunder class of my dick, bro. I
Need more thunder. Yeah, let's do this. Let's just let's pop off
Let's just pop off Jack, are you ready?
Here it is.
BOOM!
BOOM!
I'm gonna make that noise every time, Chad, it is what it is.
He's gonna live by one. He lives by- he lives by one.
BOOM!
BOOM!
Okay, I need I really need to stop I need to stop. Okay, wait, he's still asleep. Oh, no, he's working up. It's not. He's stunned
He's done
Send it
Us he did as fuck bro, this guy's dead as fuck. Oh, it's got so dead, bro
a great old guy's hand for the rest of the combat oh wow
what is that it's gold bro it's fucking gold why is it gold like that
delta damage if fatal raise your max HP by three exhaust oh you're ramps your
max HP it ramps your max HP
They're turning on damage to all enemies instead of your turn if this is in your ghost power
plate.
What?
Oh, shit.
What?
So you deliberately exhaust that.
Let's say I use my punch attack.
Exhaust this.
That is synergy, right?
So I deliberately don't play it,
I just let it sit in my hands, right?
I use my punch attack, bang, it exhausts that attack,
it adds 21 towards attack, boom, right?
Then it's exhausted, bang, it comes back
and does 21 damage.
Right?
So now I get the bonus of having 21 damage combined with the fact that I get to like get a free 21 damage
That is insane Cindy. Although the chances of me looting both these hands both he's in my dick at the same time
It's pretty low
So we'll end up being
And the thing is every time they do sync up. It's a free win
That's a free win every time they do sync up
Because it's 21 times 2 times 21. It's like the most damage ever.
I mean should we just fuck with it? Or are you just going to look for the relic?
No no no no no no no. Hell no hell no hell no.
10 damage, they're fatal, raise max HP.
Max HP is kind of nice. This ramps you to like the endgame.
I have a way of using this. I'm going to take this one. Fuck it.
I want to see if I can get this, see if I can execute this combination.
Let's kill a boss I think, wait a boss versus a bender.
Can you buy rows from bender in this game? Or it's a bender just cards?
It's a bender just cards you can, oh shit.
Ha ha!
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
Oh
Pump it up
Tain additional copy of cat wait dollars more upon pick up a chain copy of card
So chips very good choose one of three
Attack question choose one of three random attack cards that's a potion
These potions?
I mean, one thing to give you a shit on open air is pretty good.
I'm looking at stuff that exhausts, so we got any exhaust stuff?
Play the top card of your draw panel and exhaust it.
Play a copy of the third attack you play each turn in your hand.
It deals 7 damage, chain block equal to damage dealt.
That one's kinda nice!
That one's kinda nice!
Delta, I'll damage retain it.
Wait, what's this?
Every monthly subscribe and donate this.
When I retain, when I retain, I'm gonna draw as well as retain, right?
It's not just retain.
Retain guards are not discarded.
So that means I'll have, so I could sell though, whenever I have that one card in my hand that
I want to culminate with the other card to make it more likely that I have both cards
at the same time, right?
Mmmmm.
It's pretty strong.
It could be also pretty AIDS.
Nah.
I could just get rid of my strikes and I get more likely to have the thing as well.
Any strikes that I got, chat?
I
Stressed right why not
All right
Structure bad chat. I don't want Ted. Just trust me trust me retainer retainer you like them more than the locale
Who vote yes, I can store more potion stuff
Wait, I can go to a campfire campfire shop
Nah, I want as many cards as possible. Let's go to the boss.
There's none of money there. I've got no money.
They got a mage blood, yeah.
Oh shit, what is this?
Wait, three-part worm.
Oh, it's three-part, uh, disability.
This is a millipede.
10 damage, 6 damage.
D buff me.
Buff itself.
If other segments are still alive,
or vibes,
in 2 turns between HP.
Oh, it's one of these types of things, eh?
Okay, that's interesting.
Okay, we gotta pop off here.
Damn, I gotta choose every kind I have.
That's what it is.
I mean, I could just...
We just gotta bust out some potions as well.
It's real close. Beatsweep will kill...
He's gonna kill 19 damage.
I mean, I'll get a little better guy to respawn, who cares?
He's gonna do 10 damage, right? Let's just kill another five.
I'm from beyond okay, can we finish this I think we can
Oh, it's me. Oh, it's one. She did all right. Do I just went on weekends? Why? That's fine.
I
Easy God's containing strike deal three additional damage
Yo
Love the underclap bro. I love the underclap I
I love ThunderClat, bro. ThunderClat goes so hard, bro.
But no.
80Bs!
Rage of enemy combatants. I no longer encounter them in question mark rooms.
Well, I like those guys. What?
Wait, did you use your bracelet?
Wait, am I bad for liking the enemy fight? I just like finding enemies randomly, you know?
these guys about to get fucked up I
watch this
boom
boom
boom
like I got nothing I gotta go I have a
clean dick job I got a clean dick
I'm gonna clean dick 21 22 damage 20
I guess we just wait this is the point
this is why I did this chat this is
this exact combo is why this is a
thing so I can halve from beyond the thrash unfortunately we could use halve from beyond
the window is what it is
deals six damage deals two different notes for all your cards containing
Strike
Wait, so if I deck had tons of strike cards, I'd be good applying like apply one runable game to him look
Whenever you apply a vulnerable drawing card this this would be in bro. I'm telling you vicious plus Sonic lap
He's gonna farm
But we keep this we're just gonna keep farming Steve farming a buffs
He doesn't know where I got the combo.
I need some fucking debuff immunity up in this bitch.
Okay, I'm going to use my tattaglap first, then I'm going to thrash my breakthorax,
take this ass away.
But it should do 15 damage, 15 damage, oh no, 15 multiplied by 1.5.
Let's try and read this.
Seven, seven.
What?
What?
It did I just did five five
Yeah, he just got it wait with my with my disco ball
Yeah, so I just got it my break through right
So why didn't it do the break your damage now the fuck does it have rape
Oh my god!
So it adds it to itself, it doesn't like add it to the actual hit.
So it's the next turn that I get to use it, it's fucking giga damage.
See I thought it was adding it on flat that turn.
I mean that's semantics right?
Now that I understand that, okay so that's the less language I use when it means adds to the card.
Add the damage to this concy, why does it exhaust it first and then add, why isn't it
add and then do the damage on that turn bro, it's a bullshit bro, then it buff that ability,
it buff that ability right, get ass.
Locking this guy against a boner bolt, let's try and think about it, how about he kills
this guy bros, what's up, what happened?
Oh
Oh
That's first he's done he's done bro, so it's actually over
Bitches
If you exhaust the cards this turn, gain 3.
Play the swap card, drop all on exhaust it.
See, I want to sacrifice it, but that battle trance is pretty fucking potent, Chad.
A couple battle trances in the deck go pretty hard.
It gives you a lot of good options.
Then again, Stereo Rising just gives me more fucking relics, so...
Ehh.
A bag of marvels.
At the start of each combat, apply one vulnerable to all enemies.
Ooh, that's nice!
That's nice!
I got the juju bracelet, alright, so we'll just do that.
There's a colossal flower growing on top of a mountain of bones.
It's color shifting petals, pulsate.
You sense that there's a powerful cluster of pollen in the center.
Wait, in the center.
But the undulating petals are right as sharp and unpredictable.
You could grab some of the golden nectar, but reaching inside the prize is so tempting.
Deeper.
Deeper.
Every 4 turns draw 2 additional cards.
The dingling turns into a throbbing weakness as you push onwards.
The flower wants to eat me, but why did I go into it?
Um, okay, let's have a look here.
I think we committed, right?
fuck if he's in it dude every four turns we draw two cards
do we out kinda low hp but whatever
the final lunge you grab all of the
polonius core
the plant shutters violently its petals go dull and the tingling stops
the goal of the naked becomes worthless muck
you killed it
oh well
I got a buff though bro who cares
I got a buff every four turns you draw two cards
yeah it's fine oh dude two cards
Is that a .5 extra card for us?
That's pretty... not bad.
Okay, we can exhaust an Evil Eye, so did you?
Oh, wait, I don't even need to.
He intends to summon monsters!
I intend to fuck you ass, boy.
That's what I intend to do.
What do you think about that?
He's got little eggs out, I'm an AoE build bro, what do you gotta do?
Boom!
Oh wait, should I?
Minions abandoned combat without the leader.
Probably for sure deserved down the fucking main guy there, right?
16 damage though.
I forgot I got four armor, three planting.
Trunks are a lot closer.
Oh shit.
What's up?
How you doing out there, G?
And where were these cards at when I'm using them, bro?
Screw it up.
Ooh.
Ooh.
DLT Demonstration Guards.
Exhaust all non-attack cards in your hand, gain seven.
Nope.
Nope.
Kind of like any of these cards that press.
I mean, Pommel Strike's pretty good.
It's like a way better version of my default attack, right?
It's like a way better than my default attack
It is more damage and it draws two still
Hi, I'm a candidate and smithing and I'm a smithing 24 HP
I can upgrade this card here and it's already gig-up graded
Um, this mantle goes cra- this mantle fucks ass.
This mantle fucks ass.
Then again, you kind of wait just a little higher because it's like it's actually a combo move because you're here to vulnerable first and then you think it's like really good, but actually it's kind of like two cards.
It's rashes and saying versus the boss if I do it right.
Do you know what? I might just heal. I might just heal actually for the boss. What are you guys saying? I might just heal for the boss.
24. What's 24? What are they going to do?
I didn't get the healing item did I? Didn't get it, no I don't need it. I don't need a recovery.
No no no no, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win.
Let's upgrade thrash dude, fuck it.
That's terrible, that's a terrible counter-grade, that's a terrible counter-grade.
This guy sucks ass.
Storm ghost pretty odd.
three vulnerable to an image
these aren't that good that one that one looks kinda nice though
22 block
then again stomp, I put in a stomp every time I possibly can
and it always feels really good right
stomp I feel like stomp never feels bad
Four cards versus three cards.
When you don't have brain, expect you change.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hmm.
When do I not find a clap?
I always find a clap.
I always find a clap.
Then again, I always battle trunks.
Better chance can be that the GG set up right?
Better chance can be the GG set up, one I should draw.
I need one battle chance.
It's a hard one, it's a hard one, it's a hard one. I'm gonna go for the clip.
I'm gonna go for the clip.
Let's go.
Oh, fuck, I got the boss right now!
Oh my god, I got the boss right now, the HP would have definitely been better.
Oh no dude, I'm gonna beat this little pussy.
I'm gonna beat this pussy's ass.
Okay thrash right now we're going pretty hard.
The thrash right now will eat one of my best cards.
It could eat Dramatic Endurance.
Wait, do I roll on a vice end Dramatic Endurance which is literally free damage, though?
But then if it adds 16 damage to this, I'm gonna get so much value out of it.
I kind of just want to use the strike first to make it guarantee- let's just- let's just see what it eats.
Let's see what Thresh eats.
What's better times- no, could better times have looped something- oh, could loop the 21 card though, right?
It's gonna 16 times 2 it if it consumes a 16 cat is 0 I lose 16 damage now but I gained
16 damage next turn okay we're hoping it eats that what are they what are the what are you
Exhaust.
I had a strike.
Lame.
Oh.
How good of it now?
14 damage twice.
It's now insane, Jed.
It is now insane.
I'm going to bash it.
Stomp it.
And then break through it.
Deal 10 damage.
Deal 10 damage.
Okay pretty damn good turn I think pretty pretty damn good turn we have potions I've
grabbed all cards in your hand for the rest of the combat I should have done that I should
have done that I should have done that whenever I draw a fork out it's a will oh shit
Dude I'll grab my beard swoop. Let's upgrade the beard swoop.
Let's upgrade the beard swoop.
Ah dude it doesn't upgrade.
I did it. Wait. It was already upgraded.
So it didn't even upgrade.
Ah fuck.
I did it 8 times too damage to me.
That's nothing. That's nothing bro. That's nothing.
What have we got here? 8?
That's what's in the malleys.
What's he damage with the enemy tank?
Okay, 3 turns.
Can we have weak when he's going to do it? Really, we can't have weak him.
In 3 turns you'll be eating and dying.
die
Get far away from the sample by one this cost increases by one okay. I need this shit I
Want to exhaust the power from beyond
He is vulnerable and I'm gonna do so much damage bro
boom boom you're gonna 28 damage do I get a fuck about frantic escape wait I got
three times I'm gonna kill him so fast
I'm gonna kill him so fast
get away! this doesn't look like sleigh the spire is this sleigh the clown cause it looks
like you're loosing
pro depth thing looks like a butthole the thing looks like a giant butthole oh my god
Yo let's fucking go he's trying to suck me in
Okay wait he's gonna do 28 damage do you know what let's just bust out of the weak budget
Bang I'm gonna let you frame this game but let's use that conchumes you know let's
use this conchumes
Oh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're cooking it we're cooking it. Oh, we're cooking so fine phone
He's still weak right so what is escape in?
I'm not close for this is there's no way I lose to this guy bro imagine the guy I'm gonna lose
I'm gonna literally be the game first try
Here it comes, here it comes, we got Thresh by the way, we got Thresh, it's a game over,
it's literally a game over here by the way.
Did you know that it's a game over?
Cause I actually just won, I didn't know.
FOO-BOOM!
FOO-BOOM!
Oh, does he live?
Did he live?
I think he might live actually, he might just live.
Damn.
Oh, does he live? Why does he live? Oh, I think he might live actually. He might just live.
Damn.
That's actually why it's like there's no big damage. Are you going to kill me in my life? Are you going to kill me now or are you going to kill me?
Yeah, you can. But you're fucking dead. Are you fucking dead? Are you fucking dead?
Nine damage.
Fuck, I'm too good. Skip the tutorial.
It's just fucking brawling and blind, and I just fucking win, bro. I just fucking win.
This game is fucking too easy. Let's go feed.
Lose 6 HP, gain 2, draw 3 cards, exhaust.
So if you have main HP recovery, that can obviously work really well.
Exhaust your hand. Add 1 random card in your hand for each card exhausted.
That combos with that other card that I've got, that legit combos, that combos, this
combos, but, and then it allows me to like delete shit cards that I don't want in my
rotation.
You know, it lets me get rid of shit cards that I don't want in my rotation, you know,
like it like okay so like I don't want like the strike attacks and my rotation
bang and then I draw so then I could basically guarantee but then again the
feed is like 10 damage and ramps me bro
3 HP I do that like what 10 times 30 life makes it can flies heal me for more
gives me more max HP it's kind of shit for bosses though isn't it where
This one could be cracked how often am I gonna get this because all your hand let's just try this one
This is high-scale cap. Let's go for the high-scale cap cat. It's it's it's it makes you think more
All right act three
Do that come of course, I'm gonna delete that chat
What the fuck's this?
Vacu the first demon.
Give yourself to me,
and you will be fed as much as I.
Gain one energy at the start of each turn.
Vacu, pleasure first and fourth.
What?
What?
Add two round curses and three wishes.
Put a card from your draw pile into your hand exhaust.
Print an enthral copy of your first attack
you create and play each turn.
If this card is in your hand,
at the end of this turn, it is exhausted.
That sounds completely broken.
what that sounds come I'm just gonna double my innate card that does insane
damage okay let's see yeah what we got we got
monsters question mark okay I have 400 G
let's go this way this is gonna be insane I'm just gonna cuz I'm gonna do
dramatic entrance right and then it's gonna dramatic I have the dramatic
interested for the ethereal copy, right?
Let me get this.
HA HA HA!
Yo, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Wait, I can't finish that.
I would have one I would have to use one to at least one half and beyond
chat wasn't done enough it's good clarify is this for one kind of start up your next
3 turns to 1, like, 1 card.
7, 9, 10, 3, 1, which is okay.
K, 9 block, exhaust, 1 card.
True, correct.
Again, it synergizes with my build that I'm trying to achieve,
but I keep trying to fucking achieve it, but I can't achieve it.
I'm just filling out my whole deck with exhaust cards.
I'm literally filling out my whole deck with exhaust cards.
send it bro send it exhaust belt I'm sending it
your corner wait you turn a corner suddenly a shadow shadowy figure it's
just hanging there he prefers to base you welcome what you are trading figures
inquires that he flares like the figure the flares having its cloak
They're a real slew of suspicious ways
Try to strike
For an obvious me zone one that makes
When your HP would came us a trade Lizards out for anchor studies got a tin
They come up with one or some energy start of each combat
I mean they're both very similar right like
What I
Don't think what did well what I want one dicks
This one literally is a cheat death. I've got a cheat death mechanic
I don't want any of these I mean don't they get your next
attack deals additional damage right so like yes my an egg had didn't open it
would do the extra damage right but because I could just do an extra oh I
could just do an extra card right because I have one extra fucking energy
it's like so it's such a side great brother that I don't think it really
matters. I guess this one just lets me do damage, like it just doesn't fucking
damage, but then it, wait on a boss you don't want to fuck that damage
necessarily on the beginning. One extra energy is generally speaking more
useful. Well Dexter's not that way. Gain, they start each combat with one
Dixirity. Block gankin' cats. That's permanently... I had one Vix. That bit of it is so much
Block that better not that better even so much block a poppa a poppa a poppa a poppa
That's game by they go to a poppa a poppa a poppa a poppa a poppa a poppa
Okay, why are these people are they doing it? Okay game. This is what I need for boston by the way
I think I got other forms of ramp now
If you exhausted a card this turn gain 3 exhaust.
I have a lot of exhausts gaming.
You got a random card without replay and you draw up a long game to 2 replay.
Jesus, can I have an additional time?
What a random card, without replay, in your shrapnel game.
That's like mighty strong.
That's like mighty strong.
That's like mighty strong.
Yo wait I'm gonna sacrifice that
Feel free to shoot ran any three times
Evil eye plus
To damage it would be I'm gonna oh shit. They were able to your block
Game 5 blocked, you received 5, but he was hit less damage multiple times than he was dead.
main difference that caused this chair brosal to the skin we healed up real good
but this kid give me heal that real good chat I get me healed up real good
exhaust that is there for my loot that shit we just fucking just use it then
again if you use it but then you take damage it's useless and then can you
really win each round.
Ah.
Whoa.
What's that?
Come pick up. I'm very two random skills. Yo, let's go.
Game three strength.
It's in flame plus. That's like the boss ramping one, bro.
That's the boss ramping one.
I think we got to take that.
I think we got to take that one.
That one, if I get to the boss with this, then GG.
It's the same thing.
Dillsley's name should one of me to the side of your turn if this is nearing so, let's
probably play it.
I have all these exhaust mechanics.
Fuck it, right?
I've been trying to build around this I've been trying to build around this
Can I see my dick? Can I see my dick somehow?
Can I search the keywords? Exhaust. Exhaust we got vulnerable
Did I end up picking that one that lets me select an exhaust?
Yeah, I did. I put true grip. Yeah. No, no, no. I think I will take it.
Dude, that was insane.
I could just get potions this turn, next turn.
Play this for time, gain two strengths.
Getting potions for the boss is insane.
I'll just let them posters ramp up.
Let's go.
Let's go gamers.
Ooh, whenever you enter a rest site, your next combat was tied with additional 2 energy.
Dude, I'm fucking relic maxing.
But that was us, the Tinkertime, navigating through endless sea of corpses, you find a
mad sign to scan your things for various scripts.
Yes!
Hi!
Hello!
You look like a capable fighter.
I need a chance at my next atrocity device.
How about it?
Create a custom card.
Make a skill.
Make a power.
What kind of toll will help you kill everyone?
I mean they're both, I mean block, I can't do any block to stall, but then what does
that do?
It's like a walkie-talkie.
Any mini money mode catch a kiwi by the toe if it squeals let it go any mini money mode
Wasn't it's a random card in your hand and it's free to play this turn wisdom three cards
Yo look
Phew, all done, this is for you! Now get out there and slaughter! Little did you know that
the scientists will not create hundreds of weapons or something like that.
Was busy through weekend, what happened with D4? Was it fun at least?
Uh, yep, D4. Uh, it's at 4.0 out of 10 bro.
From beyond? I think we're not great at that. What do I do with this?
But what if there's nothing?
There's nothing.
Where are we at?
Let's head to the right.
We got resource.
I wanted to upgrade this, I think.
Okay, we've never actually done the Halftrombion combo, but it's going to happen soon.
chat I'm a I'm a believer the first time you lose HP truth goes okay I'll say that
okay I already have the fire buff right so I might as well just we've got the
we've got the fire right we just set a fire so it's a point down to a fire
again I guess we'll fire this boss for that fucking reason let's go hungry for
Mushrooms how long has it been since you wait wait that fantastic smells on the sand to reach him cozy campground with all manner of tasty mushrooms being cooked
You don't consider the safety of any of these mushrooms because you're so hungry so hungry that you didn't notice the dead adventurer. Oh
shit
I've got your in a good draw two of you a couch instead of each combat right to my safety by 20 the fuck that
Okay
Ooh!
Okay, wait.
So if it's not, we're just gonna open like this.
Oh, dude, my combo is so insane, by the way.
It's so insane because I get the freakin' free vulnerable.
Look how you just get to Dramatic Endurance regardless.
Six out of three, I'm open here.
Okay, we can lock in a good thrash.
We can log in a good thrash, so we can log in a thrash with a half reveal of 100%.
I thought it was over.
Dank, when you are actually destroying this game, show these haters how it's done.
I love 64 months, divisible by 2, 32 which is divisible by 2, 16 which is divisible by
two, eight which is divisible by two, four which is divisible by two, two which is divisible
by two, one.
At the start of the turn, if this isn't the accessible, I'll play it.
Oh
Game
Tutorial mode until ascension seven. Oh, oh
Here we go. Oh the game is that you're at the heat 72 five. You're gonna be a gi level 150. Oh
Yeah
Okay, we're gonna wait do we even need to ramp listen ramp anyway, dude. Just wants wait, let's do man's not supposed
Okay, oh this guy's cooked, bro. This guy's so cooked.
21.
Oh my god.
Oh, I can do it again. I can do it again. I can do it again.
Oh, he's just dead. He's just dead. I want to. He's just dead, bro.
3-3-2-1, I'm stuck, I did the bash and it goes into zero.
I didn't get to the combo!
I didn't get to the combo because he died bro!
It's down to each combat, it's down to the ones at it, yep.
And a random attack at your hand, it's free to play this tune exhaust.
I'm gonna really kind of get along with that, c'mon, that seems like a good one.
That one just seems like a good one, it's free to play, Zero.
I'm gonna take that.
smith or woe smith. Yeah, it still does nothing.
Hmm.
Hmm. Just gonna grab my stump.
Dude, I've won this. How could I possibly lose?
Instead of it coming back to this first beat, he'll deflate me. Fuck that!
Who ever picks those ones that are like short term payoffs unless you're a bat's about a boss?
Uh, you find an invitation in the force or a gay lot to a pee party and decide to show up to his stead.
Born entering an unassuming rotunda, you find yourself in the midst of commanders, generals and warlords and mercenaries having tea.
The gigantic knight donning a golden crown speaks.
Thou art late for tea!
Um, okay, we're gonna take a wrap. We're just gonna take this one, of course.
You jump into the table and kick the wall at night over in the face.
The knight that's had a haunting shriek and keels over, everyone gasps.
The patron stare wide-eyed. Of course, one of their regulars then burst into applause.
what we were wondering how to get rid of so we go incredible work they dump out
your poisonous tea and discuss tactics and secrets most excellent tea party
hell yeah what I get whatever you rest here with the HP I'll take that oh we
just go for a rest and wait I think I can still boss into rest with Boston give
You should've been a loot, right?
I'm so overpowered, you just fight the boss.
We fight the boss every time.
Okay.
Dang.
Oh, you negated my fucking debuff, those edg.
Is he gonna do 25 damage?
I have six thing.
Okay, let's have a look here.
I
Want I can just instantly I think as I wanted to do it
This is annoying I can add a gig of damage to my thrash right but the chance of me getting my thrash again during this fight
It's so low because I've got such high damage
You understand
It's I'm not wasting a potion or some mini-boss ghost. You've ever tried it Jesus
I should have done it first actually
Well, I should have done it second actually
So yeah, my turn order is fine because I can't have I would have jibber-gated the wrong card right as it read
Does it read hello chat my name is Quinn 69. I'm pretty short kind of chubby
I have no eyebrows. I only beat games if I can't over level or out to gear them and if I can't it's a bug
My pinky hurts my elbow is broken
Oh, this is such a hot one if I was a big boss, I think I would thrash
I think I honestly just use it as a cat
Wow oh here we go here we go oh here we go oh oh I got a combo I got a combo I got
a combo I got a big combo I guess you come on GG block this bitch what it
block wait I did four debuffs bitch ass how did it block all four like does it
count as one in a snapshot block that's some bullshit that's some bullshit
dead ass
huh lose one I speak those channels friend
He's dead next turn bro, GG noob.
He's dead next turn.
GG noob.
You ready for the champ?
Watch this.
What'd he do to me?
He burned me.
Boom!
Oh what the fuck is this?
I'm playable.
The end of your turn.
Is this in your hand?
Take two damage.
Oh man, I'm already in stoke right now, bro.
I'm stuck right now, bro.
Yeah, we need debuff.
What?
What happened?
The fuck happened?
Wait, my hands fall? That's a thing?
Wait, that's a thing as your hand can be full.
Suck my fucking dick.
now what have I done?
oh man it sucks what have we got?
it's side pressing, it's side pressing, yeah it's side pressing
the damage
1 HP I'm gonna get fucked here regardless man
I don't know that was a limit bang we still hitting him from the gray bro from the
grunt this is just keeps going man it just keeps going wait does it keep going
what happened what happened how did it come back how did it come back for 40
Oh
Yeah
Damn use my possible firefighter from boss, bro
how did it get out? what I was gonna say is how did it get out? how did it get out?
dies next to him but I take a hit. Oh my god he almost killed me. Jesus, it's a sad
of each combat or two additional cuts, thank god. Let's deal 5 damage twice, twin strike.
them is twice okay thank god we have a big healer chat if you didn't know 15
from the pillow we had the rest chatter that's what it is
we have to rest it okay here we go boys
big rest at the start of his coming so we need to draw two cows in the open
here why did my I don't understand what happened somehow my card that was supposed to be permanently
doing 26 damage just from the from the dead right came back into my pet pile did I miss
read how they can't wait where we map a raising medical erasure previously drawn lines huh
Oh, what the hell?
Yo, what the fuck?
Nice.
Bitch, you little bitch just got pissed on.
How many of you got fucking pissed on?
That's what happened to this fucking boss.
That didn't go down.
Where's my car?
I already ripped it.
It being used to deal damage counts
as it being played and then ends up in discard pile.
Ah, that's fucking bullshit.
So I thought I was gonna permanently do 26 damage just for the rest of the game and then like that touch a strong cop
Which is why I was building my whole dick around that
Okay, what do we got here?
You see okay, we got minions abandon their leader
He's at half-life so I could just clean this guy. I
Definitely want to kill a million fish. I'm for sure killing minion
Okay, if you're always startup by duplicating this they already vulnerable so it's already gonna be very nice damage bang
My build is just correct though, this isn't a chat.
Think I want a full vulnerable one ton of clap.
Maybe we can juke just with ton of clap.
Maybe it's enough.
18 damage.
I think we can ton of clap.
I think we can tonic lap, I think we can just tonic lap, there's two debuffs, and we'll
triple the main bitch, bang, traumatic entrance again, boom, scomp, bang, let me just dismantle
this fucking thing right, oh we're gonna evil eye afterwards, boom, boom, I literally
don't even need the energy, ah that's so sad, wait, I have exhaust, I have exhaust,
He's exhausted. He's exhausted. We're good.
We can do 18 damage.
I'm gonna have 22 block anyway.
Pretty damn good opener, I think.
Pretty damn good opener.
First we cast run each turn our fifth it was bound only one bound card can be played
each turn. No! Do this! Do this!
Okay, let's go with Madsons.
That's a real good one.
That's a real good one.
Funny, because I can actually do some pretty fun stuff.
I can actually, uh, I think we better try this though.
Well, for sure I'm flying, bro.
For sure I'm flying.
How many fucking turns am I gonna have?
I'm gonna keep going, bro.
This is what I get here first.
Let's see what I get here first.
Twin strike?
Bro, twin strike plus beard swoop?
I think we take this guy out.
Then the in-plane first though.
I'm gonna stoke last.
Yeah.
Bang.
Bang.
This is honestly too much almost.
It's almost too much.
Bang.
Okay, I'm gonna sacrifice a lot of shit to make this combo happen, but we're doing it.
Boom, boom, boom!
Ooh.
Nah.
How many stacks?
Nah.
Draw five cards. Game two.
This does let me keep going, Chad. This does let me keep going, doesn't it?
I can continue. I can draw some strikes.
What?
Did it! Was it on the battle tribes?!
Did I... oh, I used the...
You are banned for UBUS!
You are banned for UBUS!
You are banned for UBUS!
UBUS!
You are banned for UBUS!
This is HC.
SF by the way.
This is HC. SSF by the way. This is HC. SSF by the way.
What?
This is HC. SSF by the way.
Ah, it was bound. It didn't even notice.
It's standing below bound.
It didn't even notice. It was bound.
Okay, I misclicked.
We'll catch that, we'll get it, I'm ramping though, I'm ramping, if you didn't know I'm
ramping, it's okay.
She's got, okay, we definitely dismantle this.
So bang, dismantle, boom, boom.
now bang bang oh she's getting fucking
me out
she didn't fucking melt it
boom I say so every time that it
happens
after me goes twice I think it goes
twice
we're back do we have a fucking with
Stoke it, bro. Where is it?
Okay, Matzons?
Where's Rex? Nice. Where the fuck did I get all these fucking twin strikes?
The fuck did I? I don't even understand where the fuck I got all these twin strikes from. Where the fuck?
Yeah, wait, wait. She ain't gonna shit, though. She ain't gonna shit.
Cam is blocking boss day and G. I didn't miss lethal boat.
Wait, was there a rock being better?
Wait, the rock might have been better. I don't know. Maybe the rock was better. 20 damage, but then it gets nift.
I think it's the same as Twin Strike. I think they're the same.
I mean, I could turn these Howls into... It's game over, right? It's game over. I don't need to do some Howls yet.
So let's just do this.
Isn't this gonna be a rocks chat?
Cuz uh, she dies in the next turn.
She's gonna do seven times five. Oh fuck. That's over. She's just taking it.
Is this bus supposed to be hard or...
What a fuckin' joke!
Let's go, Gormos!
Totally harsh demons, all has arrived.
It's a great thing.
Enemy kill.
What?
victory
You've dealt one inner damage the architect, but it wasn't enough you have to deal you've got a total of one inner damage the architect
Like this still stands to speck taking good job
I was afraid you were going to be filtered by the equivalent of the soldier of Godwick in the tutorial cave at the start of Elden Ring
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright guys, I've literally just beaten the game.
I've literally just beaten the game first try.
It's a bit of a shame really.
Bit of a shame.
I mean, yeah, okay so wait.
So this is like some sort of damage sponge thing that you just get to see a number
at the end, okay cool.
Floor is claimed gold obtained, elite skill 5, boss is claimed 3.
I don't know.
Boom.
Boom.
In the timeline, Vilebugs told the gods and mounts my fall.
Whoa.
Placing one of the- ooh.
Mother of Earth Reaction, meow!
Awakes from my sunba.
Oh, that's choppy.
Okay, okay.
Meow!
We'll now greet you on the side of the current.
Huh?
Play a run with the iron flag to reveal this e-book.
Use the spires reopening, made its way to the saunt.
She ferries a boat to the capital.
The silence in these pasts, the gatewoods with ease, and it just inspires once more.
Wait, what? I just...
Let's see...
Beat Act 3 with the Ironclad?
I'm just fucking cracked, dude.
I'm just fucking cracked.
for century the war is raised in the belly of the belly of the belly add by
ambition a young on that mentions to the forbidden dandery and bargains with the
sacred demon
the only potions of the parents who runs
he'll finish big all cards contain strike can one replace combat exhaust any
number of cards in your hands damn that would be insane with the fucking bell
that I was running that's right can I be tamed as sentient of difficulties can
be activated with this time run oh my god what a little shit man I'm so much
Magnum Opus.
Avoid of nothingness, but then the world of counter-existence.
It's turned about and molded itself to tell...
uh, that which tells stories.
Along the journey of a planet named Prion.
Amir Spik in this universe.
They say a great story about a spider.
It took place there.
That's why I wanted something to want.
That's what it's about. One of them ain't a one.
Ah, it's the stupid robot guy that I fucking hate. It's the one guy that I hate, bro.
Ugh.
Just tie it to and transform one card in your hand.
Play two random cards from your draw pile.
I hate that stupid robot cunt.
fuck that guy bro. deadass. I ain't playing for even one millisecond.
Yo, let's try surges. I'm pretty sure each other, I just beat the game first try.
I'm pretty sure he's beat the game first try. I've got so many unlocks. This is
way too many unlocks. Obviously I'm just gonna beat it with the new
character, right? We're just gonna beat it with these character, right?
Because the characters could be the difficulties, right?
The flames are much demonic packed, caused through this blood.
Cuts and bruises heal rapidly.
The belly guy, they cleave into the desert tribe.
A bit of gris from the woodwork has smashed into the ground.
Even familiar hordes of people have found their sorrows and sin.
Blaze with these new exciting flames.
All of the Anklad's enemies have shone down Moosey.
All of the Anklad's Anklad. Where is he running?
Oh wow, have we got any relics?
Wow, it was a borrow take 7% more damage rather than 50. That's kind of balance guys
The first time you gain strength each combat double amount of granted that's all those are all broken bro, but I'm still getting shit over here
Holy shits
I like that boyfriend power way into the spy. I'm driven by pure instinct and it cursed
STS-2 basically destroyed not even close
God Gamer Login. He has lost all reason and identity all of event is Ascension
Essential Parish.
It's unfortunate chat when you're this high. No the Ascensions are the
difficulty and it's literally tutorial mode until at least Ascension
is having a difficulty picks up. The game is designed to be beaten by
children at this level, not hating, it's just reality.
You need to get to GR 150 boys before it starts being hard.
I told the monsters have 15 quadrillion life and you blame meta builds.
Now that you have beaten this game, will you leave a good review on Steam?
I'll be honest, I think they just tune it, boys.
there's too many potential... I think Commodorex make this game balancing a nightmare because you
can just get like a repeatedly a lucky run. I think I got a lucky run. I think I got good luck
on my first run. I just beat it first try. I shouldn't have beat it first try.
It's a bit sad that I beat it first try. I mean look at these unlocks. I'm getting...
Oh, wow, what I'm looking for right now. What is all this?
Okay.
Stand at daily, play a single run with all characters and beat Act 3 to unlock a daily run.
That was literally a tutorial run. I did that two or a go myself.
Chat.
The first time I was gonna beat the game on the, uh, the, the ironclad.
Now we're gonna beat it on the boy.
We're gonna beat up the woman.
Y'all are all retarded.
Guys, the most boring possible thing would be doing the same game again.
Like, let me play the same card for the same shit,
and then beat it easily, and then do it again,
and then do it again, and then actually one time up to the seventh run,
that's like, oh, the monsters have just outscaled,
and like, this is like, okay, dude.
The challenge would be doing the different characters.
Blind bro dog right let's be real
I just would prefer the game wasn't that beatable that it like
Like that'd be they go on a study dog of thunder I hope you are
Almost everyone wins the fist run
You know saying I
Just I would I like to get denied. I don't like this win. You know
Okay, the silent
Hunters from the spider ready to stab and poison anything in a way at the start of each combat draw two additional counts, okay?
Yeah, I did beat it easily. Should we do act three straight away? Should we do act three straight away?
Should we do act three?
On woman
Yeah straight away raw dog. I have no idea what I'm doing. No clue
Act three on woman first try ten minutes. She could do 25. No do ten minute bit ten minute ten minute ten minute
You guys are the same in Hades chat
Oh, yeah, yeah, you follow me Hades
If it wasn't meant to be beaten almost...
Oh, congrats, you're a bit of a hater.
Oh yeah, you haven't beaten the game, little bro.
You have to do heat, 72.
And then you've actually beaten the game, bro,
because that's what I've decided.
You need to do heat, 72.
Oh!
I prefer there's just a single static difficulty
with static bosses, and either A, you've beaten it,
or B, you haven't beaten it.
And then there's meta progression over time,
that as you fail runs, you slowly get better,
and then you learn things new game mastery.
That's the peak roguelike design in my opinion versus like, I don't know what you want to call this like roguelike stomping
Where you just go on and stomp the roguelike
I like to lose repeatedly in roguelikes
I like to lose
I like to lose really I never won I did I want to lose
If it wasn't meant to be beaten almost immediately on the first round
70% of the people wouldn't have been believers
Wait
I've remade you
Go up
Okay, last lost cover gain one reward in one
Procure they want gain one card reward and procure one random potion, okay?
Transform one cat ransom cards can become random card of any rate yet. It's not about beating the game
It's about beating the tutorial on every character
Who needs to actually get to the end of the game? I like to mix it up beat the first act five times
The easy game is too easy so I'm just gonna do act one
Okay, wait new leaf
Now get a crazy cat right I can get a crazy cat or two relic I mean two relics, right?
Two relics
But then I don't want to strike at the fair.
Shut! 40% of the people have the achievement for beating the first boss and only 10% have
the achievement for beating the end boss.
Stay mad that our god gamer destroyed your favorite game in a single run.
It is what it is.
It is what it is, man.
I get the people, hey guys, high end.
It's high end, that's the issue.
When it comes to game with it, it's over.
It's over.
okay
okay
what's the strength of all oh i went strong hand of it wait does you start off a
strike end of in
you start off a strike end of in
go back go back go back i don't want to do this i want to go back go back i
cancel the choice cancel the choice cancel the choice
NO!!!
Alright, whatever.
Anyway, this is X strength, and applies as X weak exhaust.
Okay, so that's like...
Depending on how much mine I use, how big it will go.
Okay, that's not bad.
It's not bad.
Okay, let's see here. We want to go, I like the question mark build.
Ummmm...
This case just left her as well.
Shit, that's right. Shit, that's right.
Okay.
Block, gain 8 block, discard 1 card.
I see it's going to 3 damage, I see it's going to 4 damage.
This guy's not some bullshit.
Still 3 damage applied.
One week.
There we go, there we go.
Let's aim for now.
6 plus 6 is 12.
It's on the maths.
Okay, there we go.
It's an easier now.
Six plus six is 12.
It's on the maths.
let's go that was this Amy loses x strength flies x week wait what can I
make it do like minus like damage one how much damage that makes you go down
by
Get right out
Bitch little bitch
Little bitch ass little bitch ass keep spamming that shit on him bro. YOLO
to get you to slime it up.
Two of these, strike and strike.
Alright, we can drag that slime bro, what's up?
Four damage, he's the little bitch.
We'll do one if we can kill him. No, we can't.
Just one to paint two trucks.
Quick maths.
Wait, what's going on here?
What is all this talk about?
The fuck?
Guys, I get a lot of you guys a butthurt that I fucking destroyed the easy game first try.
I understand you let us a butthurt. It is what it is.
I think they need to patch the game to make it harder.
Maybe that's unfair because you're balancing like why would you balance the game around
someone with like 140 IQ?
Right, why would you?
Why would you?
Why would you?
Because then no one could split the game.
But like ultimately, I remember the original set-spire at least a little bit more difficulty,
you know what I'm saying?
Had a little bit more.
This guy is just kind of in your hand before the end of your term.
Play it for free.
That's two ships you have.
The original sleigh the spy had a fourth act that required farming three key fragments.
This doesn't.
So, uh, Chet, if you take a look at this paint graph I made, you can see the fall off of game difficulty, see, at top Terraria, that beat me physically and mentally, the, just below that P.O.E., I did 10 out of 10, yeah, well, 45 days into the league, that you see this steep drop off, D4, obviously, another drop off, vampire crawler, I mean, spamming play ball for 5 hours, now the bottom of the graph,
Slay the Spire too, I mean it's an iPad game for the kiddos tomorrow.
My mind's sweeper!
Ooooooh Chad, I just got the chosen cheese at the start of the game bro, that is G fucking G.
BOOM!
Bitch.
It's got 12 damage.
I think they're making them weak. Nothing to make this guy weak.
It's this Kallon card.
44 plus 4 is not enough.
It's not enough.
I'm going to hit him just to double the Kallon, mate.
I can't hit him long.
Let's go bitch, huh? You got another block. Get block bitch. Get block bitch.
Malaise. Oh, he's done. He's done, so...
Good ass.
So we're gonna do... Nibblet.
I think we need an item of one.
Let's get him with a single.
Little Nibblet.
as h
weak
It's called niblet chat niblet niblet niblet
Nibbet
Can we kill him right 22? What's the math say? What's the math say? What's the math say?
6 plus 6 plus 6? That's a dude, the number of the beast. That's 12. 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 damaged.
Fuck!
You must be there.
Time to trash.
That guy was fucking hot bro, dead ass.
He goes hot as fuck.
Okay.
The start of your turn, if I two poison do, oh enemy.
Poison creatures lose HP in the start.
i love poisons, i love ramp, i love poison ramp
Poison crate just lose hp at the start of that turn
each turn poison is used by one
they'll fought damage to all enemies twice
oooooh 6th strength, that's like b- that giga reduces the damage
That gig broke that one's good as fuck this one's good as fuck that what they're all good as fuck all these cats are good as fuck
This totally nullifies their damage that round though
It's like a better block I felt this is like a better block. It's like a dude is a we block
4 damage twice, 8 damage, but then it's going to scale with strength scaling, or like on
hit stuff.
I can start hit-maxing.
Now let's do this.
Blizz me.
Blizz me.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
Bro, caught, caught, caught, caught, caught, bro.
Okay, 4 damage?
Dude, what am I just giggling my laser's guy on the opener?
Is that what they're like, hitting the head of the ass a couple of times?
We'll do like 4 damage.
Just this turn.
That would turbo cook, that would turbo cook me.
But that would make him do zero damage.
Oh what? How come he does damage?
How come he does damage?
That's boys, you do no damage.
The maths say that he should do no damage,
your conversation below one. All right time to die boy.
Bro wait, what was the maths? He was done in 4 damage and I hit him with minus hammer strength?
Did I hit him with minus 2 strength? Shouldn't that be like 2 damage per strength points
And you go down to zero
Can you realize for sure?
Okay, I think six damage
Moving
It's time to die, boy. It's time to die.
Do we need vulnerability now?
Uh, sly.
Haze.
Apply 4 poison to all enemies.
If this card is discarded from your hand before,
the end of the turn and play it for free.
I like that.
deal thirteen damage
uh... deal thirteen damage
deal two less damage from
each
other card in your hand
ooooh so you go full fucking face
bro we went that's that's so good that one's so strong
for what?
But for free, 6 damage at once.
That one's pretty potent.
It's actually not bad despite itself.
And then it's also got the slide.
So you can use it normally,
and then you can also just slide it.
There's four damage.
It's a rate, so 4 plus 3 plus 2 plus 1.
What's that damage, shit?
4 plus 3 plus 2 plus 1, 10 damage to all enemies.
But if I do other poisons, it's going to be insane.
Let's try it out.
Let's try it out.
Panoram 27 go to 10 year relic, remove two cards from your deck.
Hell nah dawg, what the fuck is that?
Wait it's nit-negative, so I remove two cards but then I gain a card so...
I'll go with the relic, I'll be in rush.
Each combat, start with this one energy.
Okay.
It's not a bad one, not a bad one.
Okay, do I want to go through a boss?
I don't know if I do it at this point, Chad, I'm going to be real.
It's kind of the gigachat play though, right, to go straight into the boss.
I think we just raw-dog into the boss, right?
We just raw-dog into the boss.
Oh, dude, piercing my elbow.
Is that going to go hard here?
Is it going to go hard as fuck?
I want to see did these guys go to zero they better go to fucking zero
Here's the tank down by six and I love it's reducing strength reduces their tank damage by 12
Ah, bro, using it normally is suck range.
Using it normally is suck range, but actually I'm going to do it.
Okay.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh shit bro I'm about to get fucked up, yo I'm about
to get fucked up.
cuz here's what the fuck me up man
yo what the fuck
let's see let's see see what you do now boy
Wait, I'm going to get more damage.
He lives.
I think I'm going to get more damage.
If I malaise this guy, he's going to get weak.
I'm just going to just dance by 25%.
I'm going to get more damage with this.
Oh, what happens with zero?
Let's do a melee zero. Let's see what happens.
Okay, that's what happens.
That's logical. I just want maybe I thought maybe I have to come in value, you know, you never know
You never know what was going to happen until you tell you try it. You're going to try sometimes
It's about
It's life
This guy fucked me up
I might die to this boss my guys weak as fuck
Look, Gains who dexed this turn, Sly Gains explode.
I kinda wanna do Sly Maxing, I wanna start Sly Maxing
but anymore stuff, add three shifts to your hand exhaust.
It's a lot of ships, it's a lot of ships.
I mean it's a fuck ton of ships right?
Three ships, four damage, it's not a bad one.
I'm gonna do it
Bro, I lose the guy I'm so pissed. Oh, no, he's split into like 20 dudes, bro
Okay, do you know it shiv max ship is gonna go real hot shed with
I need flat damage increase to my character.
Well here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, look at this, look at this, look at this.
Check this out, check this out.
Bang.
Boom.
Alright, there it is, there it is, 4x4.
We're gonna defend, we're gonna do the leading attack first though.
Alright, I think it's pretty good.
It's coming pretty well for me.
Can neutralize.
I don't want to use it, it doesn't matter. I can just use it right? It's 3 damage anyway.
So here it is.
To survive him, I like to survive a max, right? We get rid of all the fans, we get full
survivor and we get a bunch of sly cats.
And we just survive a sly shit.
Alright, think about it. That'll go hard as fuck, yeah?
Let's do this. He's not attacking. I can't hit him back. I'm going to use
all my mana and debuffing and watch this.
Boom
Pretty good right pretty good
Okay, now we just try and kill him they need to end at the same hand take three damage. Oh fuck
He's dead if I just what can I do I can't really do anything just kill him. I mean I'm all I guess
Yeah, I get this for a tank, yeah
They're all just 20 HP, right oh
God oh god. Oh
No, oh, no, dude. My head was so much better. Can we get Hayes back?
What wasn't the win-win I think I have to just play it by the way I
I think I have to play it. I'm about to get fucked! I'm about to get ass fucked!
I could just defend, defend, strike. Just go for like one at a time.
Or I could go aggro as hell and just try fucking haze these guys instantly.
That's like tons more damage.
Uhhh... four poisons, 10 damage over multiple turns.
Nick's channel's killed this guy.
I'm going aggro dude, fuck it. Let's go aggro.
Yo look.
How am I just dying though? Oh fuck bro!
Oh fuck bro!
Okay, I can make no damage. Oh my god, I'm going to die by myself.
Six damage, nine, three. That kills him. I can stop him from debuffing me. I think
it's the play. Okay, in turn. I can't do anything else, so, yep.
Oh goodness me, Jack!
This is not looking good!
See, this is what I want to happen though, by the way.
I- this is how it should be.
I- like, this is how I should- I- I can't- like, I'm- it sucks that I'm this good at the video game that I instantly went in the first try-
But I- I- I want to get fucked. I want to, like-
Like, okay, next time I'm gonna go in and try this.
And not make that mistake.
Oh, bro, I'm- I'm just done, bro. I'm just done.
I'm actually just cooked.
I don't think I can defend the debuffs or what.
You're all blunderscore, his underscore better underscore game play gifted a tier one sub to
dumbass gaming.
They have given 425 pieces of salt on the channel.
I'm done, I'm dead.
To the death!
He's a one-boys and it doesn't kill in it so sad
I'm dead!
I'm dead.
Hey, good, good.
Your consciousness fades.
a frog parasite spreading its colonists on, okay?
Okay, we got, we got, I got something?
We got, we got unlocks anyway, didn't be a progression, let's go.
On this quiet planet, beast's imagination began to dot the world.
They run the lands at this time, gleeful violence.
countless ways to kill, to feed, and to proliferate.
It's suggested, I suggested colonists,
Time's groups and schools even float the nooks of the craze of pre-on.
Hmm.
Each combat the first time you play a cat that gives an enemy double its effect.
What if you play a cat that costs two?
And doesn't it's energy.
Four block.
Hey little guppo.
Papa.
Jespercho.
Dolaccho.
I'd kick it's just me that still has this buffering issue where I have to refresh your stream every so often
But it's fucking annoying fix your shit Bill Gates. Yeah, whoever the fuck this people
It's a US. I mean he's complaining that they did that they were lagging today
You just you just lagging room. It is what it does means you internet from like the whatever it is the down the strip or something
I demand a visit of our exciting planet!
The Regent slammed his fist down on his place console, beep beep beep beep, anomalous planet
detected.
I hate that character. I'm a legend. I'm gonna look I have to fuck that character
Fuck that guy
Fuck that character first right up
But what are these goods one then I'm not fucking you know
All right, but I should not fell a bit. So I literally did beat the campus right by the way
I
Was kind of hoping it was just a tutorial level, but it looks like I did beat it
And I like legit I wish because I want my favorite character is the armor guy chat
I
Want to play the armor guy, but I beat him or I already beat the game with the armor guy now
So I'm gonna play this one. We'll play as one chat. We're gonna skip this guy
We're gonna get that one. So when it we're gonna, but it's gonna quickly beat the game
We're gonna really be the game of the woman
All right, no mistakes being the game this time with the woman first fucking trade take notes
Take notes. Take note region to you. Just unlocked is a new character
And I'm being I'm being able to one okay choose one of three rear cards and one injury. I'm flabble
You can just remove a curse right
Can I just go to campfire and it's a little curse or do you have to go to a one of them women's in a camp?
Like a voodoo doctor and get cursed removed
cause money yeah cause money colorless cards and I mean that's like no downside
just want the two cards and you did okay fly week to all vulnerable enemies
And a deal damage equal to the number of cards in your draw pile
Dude card maxing
This is get fucked on the cards, baby, let's get fucked on the cards. All right, this is the run. This is the run
Come on, I'm gonna go through bosses to kill him. My character's weak as fuck, bro.
Six damage.
Hey, it's the same as my, uh...
I don't like that anyway.
So fucking easy
That chest is trying to debuff me bro. Who do you think he is man?
The fuck this guy think he is
Don't do it. Oh no
He did it
I'm tanking up, okay, but the trick is to not lose health.
That's the trick, the trick is to not lose health, okay, just stay health, remain healthy.
Kill him.
God damn ass, bro, what?
No!
No! I took damage of the first enemy, bro.
Oh my god.
Oh, what?
Add 350 hands. Exhaust.
Draw...
DL9 damage, draw one card, discard one card, ooooh.
Alright, six damage.
Shit.
You just use it.
Don't get it twisted.
If I played Ironclad again, I would simply be forced to play the exact same build again.
The other 90% of cards are probably unethical anyway.
It's not like these games are about experimenting, ch-ch-ch-chord.
Okay, I like that one.
Legs, we rope.
It's data turn at one trip to hand.
Infinite blades.
It's kinda cool.
What a skill from your drop-on, your hand exhaust.
what friends skip ahead four hours
wait I wanted to leak out
I don't like to leak out but then again I kind of don't want to leak out because
my builds is kind of like scanning with cards but then I don't want to no no
I guess let's get rid of these fucking shit defense. I need this
Feels like I'm in a plasma poison
I got a discount on this thing, bro. It's a discount
Kind of like the poison ring thinking I need to I need to lean into boysons
There must be some shit to interact with ships to make ships cooler.
Poison Crick, those are good.
Okay, we're ramping.
Okay, it's doing 4 damage, we're going to start off with the old neutralize.
For the old mindblast, bang.
Strike, strike.
I'm gone big dick chat. We're just trying to kill him instantly boys. Yeah, you just do you don't live anything
You just die boy. You did die little bitch that you are you understand me? Boom! We're ramping ramping ramping
Kill it we kill him next time GD
Stay down
Clean another slice I
I kind of like this. I kind of like dagger throw. It's kind of hot. Especially with all
those slide cards because it gets you to, you like, it's draw, it's damage, and it's
going to scale with slide cards. But then again, slice is just slice. Right? Slice,
slice is just slice. But I do like the idea of discarding because it's kind of,
seems to get some unethical synergies there.
Master dagger throw, I'm gonna spam cards into my dick.
So I'm gonna need, I'm gonna get a fuck ton of discard
and draw.
Eight damage, okay, I can just one shot a guy instantly
to get, which is a good sign.
Bang!
Okay, we're doing the message here,
we just kill this guy, right?
Six plus six is 12, it's 14.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Coming through here, look at this.
Fucking bitch, I asked for this fucking clue bro, you fucking dead now.
See what I'm telling you, you fucking dead.
This guy needs to be weak for sure.
Remember the slice.
Remember the stab.
We are gonna survive here.
Oh that's cringe. I need to draw so badly bro.
I need to draw so badly.
I gotta mitigate damage taken though.
Can we just kill him now?
Stay down boy!
Stay down boy!
Slide.
Block equal to poison on all enemies. Ooh! Chair! Boyyyyyy!
Wait, does that just mean passively? Like, if I get that every time it's my turn or something?
Or is that like, one time when I use it?
Cause that'd be so broken if it's pa- this is skill.
So it's just one time when I use it. Okay, got a fucking pan.
same as you all enemies
we got we got send a discard max
we asked on discard max now how much discard we got
we got two discard items right let's let's slide discard max with the
romax
believe in the build chat believe in the build
44, what the fuck is this guy doing?
Okay, let's set this to the front.
I
That's Canada you're tired about the car or the thing I got understand you're tired of walk
The litter there's nothing almost out of it. I thought it was great
Six damage with all enemies. We can start ramming on all enemies, Jett.
I think it's still worth it.
Fourteen damage, though.
It's not enough to justify the explosion yet.
Tank up, bro! Here we go!
We're just gonna tank it. We're gonna tank it.
20 HP. Okay, who's doing the math, Jett?
We're gonna go for the draw chat.
Damn.
Oh, that's cool that you get to potentially loot a slide to then discard.
Wow.
I'm about to take some dick.
One poison, six damage, two.
Six plus six is 12, he's got 11.
I've done the mess, Chad, I've done the mess.
Bang, bang.
Where are we trying to motherfucking...
Oh yeah, here we go, here we go. This is what we're trying to do.
Ooh.
Very nice.
Little combo there, little combo.
Mind Blast.
I wasn't gonna do it.
That's how it's done.
Oh no!
I wish that one had...
Dude, mind Blast would be better if it just had exhaust on it.
Legit, if it just had exhaust.
I can't kill him, so I should just maximum defend I think.
Okay, we've got 18 life and then we can kill him here.
Come on, Sly.
What's in here?
What's in here?
Well, if I do I get timed out when we're flying, you get timed out when you're applying because there's no replies to the ladder in the strat.
We don't like replies there.
Deal 10 damage if fatal gain an additional card reward exhaust.
Ooh.
Ooooooh!
Ooooooh!
Suck a punch. Eight damage, one week. That essentially pretty accurate, bro.
I kinda like this!
I mean it's 10 damage for a turn anyway, it's just a good damage card regardless, and it could give me a count, so...
I'll fucking take it, bro. We have to turn the card back, see ya!
Choose one to buy Renekaiser in here. Ooooooh!
I kind of want a card max. Let's card max first. Let's do it card maxing
More daggers
My laser is not bad is it?
One card? Bro, every single time I've min-rolled, am I doing the UI run? I don't understand.
Every time I've done it, I've hit min-roll. I say one to three and I go one. One to five,
hit one oh what the fuck bro way no way no way wait one out of nah I should
take him a lace
Torso3 has this card on card. That gives me a sly card.
And I...
There's 10 damage. Whoa.
Oh, what? The cost of much money?
What? Everything cost so much money?
I can't afford anything here!
Dude, what?
What the f**king pool, bro?
I didn't come here by the way, Chad, just to be clear.
It was a question mark, and then it just took me here.
Let's go to campfire and upgrade chat. So we're gonna do a little upgrade smith
So I love daggers or all the hunt
15 damage
Then again, I need to use it one time
12 damage trolling card
9 damage not bad full poison 8 damage. I
I literally use every turn, but oh goes to zero
Yeah, that's good that one's insane that one's insane. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one's good
At the start of your second turn game two
I'm gonna skip fuck
Walk greats
I
Live in block
I think we're fucking I think we go I
Think we go well that's gonna be I get the if fatal gain an additional card reward a lot
I like that right card rewards think about that check card rewards
It makes me more likely to hit the card reward early. I'm doing it
It's a damage, no big deal.
Yeah, no, no, no, Cap, we're gonna go, we'll hit that up.
Hit that up, it's nice.
Watch on that, watch on that, watch on that, watch on that.
What the fuck is this?
It's a fucking box thing.
Yo.
Oh, we get a sick open air jet, watch this.
Boom!
Right?
You thought that was it?
BOOM!
Free six damage, or free six damage. Free six damage.
The immune system doesn't matter, now I poison. This guy's cooked.
Duh-hunt.
Who's got a math jet?
Six plus six plus six.
I need to get that down.
12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18.
18.
30 life.
I'm not going to kill him.
But wait.
I might kill him.
15.
What's 18?
That's 30.
I kill him.
I kill him.
I kill him.
I kill him
BOOMING GOD REWARD
Oh, look at that, look at that. Oh, yeah, yeah
With slime axing this cat wait draw one card this one card
Insane
Just for the slide bill for the slide billed insane slide we get another slide
Backstab in a
Resource true casting to you have six out in your hands
I'm slime axing chat
It's kind of lame though, it's only six damage looks like it's like the worst one
I was had the poison one bro the fuck than I get the poison one bro
I could go for like Gigi openness by the way
I have two and eight cards that do insane damage. You can basically instantly burst down an ad, right?
I feel like instantly bursting down an ad is kind of broken.
I'm gonna do it.
This book is encrusted with blood and you find a manuscript highly suspicious while you read it.
Read the back of the book. Choose an attack to enchant with sharp to.
Oh
Reading random heads of shoes Chris's block gang mother come by to
Me attack that you can't go wrong with attack right
Wait do I have an attack though, let me think
I'll do it I could oh wait I could just put it on
on my discard stab attack can I get welcome to the circus I put on the
hunt dude my heart would just have even more chance to kill stuff but they
get hitting something one that is twice I go back
Ah, fuck, maybe we put it on Flicklack?
How do we just put it on Flicklack?
Then again, I'm spamming my blast, aren't I?
I am spamming my blast, and it's innate.
And it doesn't exhaust.
This doesn't exhaust, I'm spamming it.
This is the GG, this is the GG option for sure.
Bang.
Think about it, I start off with it, it costs zero, and it doesn't exhaust.
It's gonna get so much value
What was it?
Yo welcome to circus man travel lens shirt, bro. Thank you, bro. Appreciate that my bad. I didn't I didn't see the message yet
All right boys
Okay, wait check you get a special reward for killing a boss, right?
You get a special reward
The last time I fought the boss I got absolutely mugged mine though.
It was like that time I went on to a muggle.
Yeah, now we get the boss for sure.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
God.
We don't actually want to use that yet.
Enemy is sleeping, doing nothing.
Slow.
When you play card, enemy receives 10% more damage from attacks since turn.
Huh.
That's super easy. Wait, we just hit it with some...
What happened with the strongest tech lost?
I got a really good build with this, Chad. I got a legit and sane build with this.
Oh, if I had SHIV, I'd be even more insane.
They're both doing 15 damage.
I want to kill him with the hunt though.
I think we just use the hunt though because of fuck.
Alright, I don't know what you can do, sir.
Your journey ends here!
What the fuck is this going on, mate?
Tends to use a buff.
I don't tend to station to suck my dick.
I should have done that in a different order, maybe.
Shall we begin?
Oh god!
I am prepared!
He doesn't know, Pierre.
He doesn't know.
Oh
Oh
He's just gonna die. He's just gonna die
Did you do
Every time you play 10 attacks gain an energy okay, and we will keep adding for my fucking bill jet
Every three times you apply poison deal 11 damage to all enemies.
Nope, it's nice.
The belt's so good, you had the belts cracked.
Oh, the flick flack opened up with a mind blast. This guy's cooked.
Okay, shrink it me to be able to debuff you like crazy, right?
So you're just going to kill him as first.
So we just do this.
Bang.
Bang. Oh my god, we're cracked.
I'm just cracked.
Kill him with the backstab, baby? Kill him with the backstab.
He's dead. GG.
And we simply uh...
I'm actually still on the same number, it's over.
So he's doing 4 damage right?
And 1 shit.
That requires 3 button brists, this requires 1 button brist, I'm going to use the 1 button
brist item.
Give him a slightly less.
Waste damage for no reason.
What do you even talk about?
Waste damage.
Look at this.
Look at me.
Look at me bro.
me bro. The bitch is dead. Oh the hunt is true right at the last second now. Oh, by
for that's what we talking about. Bro, I am cod maxing bro. I am cod maxing. Kill six
damage for each attack ready by this turn.
I have a ton of free attacks. Dude that one is fucking crazy, bro. Yeah, you could do
finish it, right? And then I have all those zero cost cards, which I have like fucking
five zero cost cards. And then on top of that if I just get a shift card, GG it's
over like I'm gonna use that let's get a finisher kill five damage for each skill
in your hands
now I'm gonna draw your discard your hand and draw that many cards
that's kind of good that sent it as with all my sly cards one of you draw a
card during a turn, deal 2 damage to all enemies. How is this bad? That's in here. This is never
bad right? This just increases my deck bloat which is what I want and I'm trying to get
as many cards in my deck as possible and there's no downside because I can just, whenever
I feel like I can just use it and it exhausts and then it's like I just get more shit
anyway so I mean I don't see how they could go wrong well it's minus one drop
but I can redraw cards after I've used whatever cards I want to use right
surely okay upgrade chat of course we're great finish it we can eight damage per
retain
huh
What?
What?
Huh?
What?
Huh?
Does that mean I've retained the cards?
Wait, what does that mean?
I've retained?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Those were some of the Parkinson's Nugget we had.
It was the Finisher combo, right?
It was sly, right?
Yeah.
Um, we've already upgraded those other cards that I really like.
My opening cards
What does that mean retain I know retain but it exhausts so what are you retaining?
Does it retain all the cards that you I supposedly discarding?
Or is it all the cards I understand what retain means but like it doesn't just says retain
Does it retain the cards that I'm discounting or does it retain the cards that I looted?
It literally says right there, wait, retain cards are not discarded, but wait, it says
discard your hand, bro, so it says retained, but it says discard your hand in the next line.
So that would, I'm assuming, okay, I'm gonna make an assumption.
It discards your hand, and then it puts retain on the cards that you withdrew.
That's my assumption.
But maybe the retain oise, it retains the cards that you're trying to discard and no
longer discards your cards.
Which then that would be dulkshin.
I actually don't want that.
What the fuck hacks.
Uh, prepare to draw one card, discard one card, draw two cards, discard two cards.
Oh that's potent bro that's that's potent that's that's potent all right let's go bitch
Oh shit, new boss.
Okay, he's trying to buff us some shit.
Fuck him.
Can't see what we get first.
Wait, do you think that card is returning itself?
Ah, so it's a local retain. It's not retaining other cards. Okay, well, that doesn't make
any sense. I mean, it's what it seems. Well, I'm just loading in the language. Man, I would
love to have vulnerable here. Uh, wait, I don't want to draw for my pile yet because
it will burn my Mind Blast damage. Uh, let me just fucking bust. Let me bust here.
Bang bang I'm gonna gamble here cuz I want to I want to wait it might cook me
Wait, maybe I don't want to do it.
Let me get two girls back.
Oh, that sucks. How it says from those albums.
Wow, the first ceremonial beast HP reaches a hundred year below, it becomes done and loses all the strength.
That's fucking easier shit.
What is, like, to do that? Hello?
Wait, should I use this fucking caution?
Maybe I should have done that on the up and down.
Maybe I should have done that on the up and down.
I hope during now.
I should have done that on the up and down. This is what it is. Whatever it is, Yola.
Okay, two digs. It's not gonna help me now.
Oh, is it enough with the poison? Maybe it's enough with the poison?
Oh, what the muck!
Oh no! Oh shit!
Oh fuck! Oh shit!
I got nothing.
Oh, that's a robot.
Oh no!
Okay, we got a lot of shit here though, so GG.
Okay, prepared?
Anything that finishes, why don't we get to the last?
It was black? Nice.
Yes.
I did this guy too.
Good ass.
It's gonna hit me for 10 damage, right?
Okay, boom.
I'll get stunned anyway, QG.
We're cooking this guy for sure.
Oh, we're cooking this guy so hard.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh, dude.
Oh dude
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Triple boom
Triple boom
Is it gonna debuff me?
Yeah, you ain't gonna do shit bro, you're fucking dead homie
That's what's happening though
You understand me, you're fucking dead
Bang
This guy's fucking cucked.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
What's going to do to me?
You can only play one card this turn.
Oh, what the fuck, dude?
That is such a bad debuff!
Okay, we're gonna just do this
Bitch potion isn't a cat pussy take my damage
Good
Oh wow got nothing from my fucking flip-flop
JK I do it's right here the bills
hahaha
Oh, nobody's fucking me up. Yo, he's fucking me up 21
Isn't it off achievements enough it's enough that's enough
Do you say that shit did you see that shit?
Goddamn!
Goddamn!
Oh, what?
I thought it was a relic!
I thought it was a relic!
I thought I got permanent 7-plating, bro!
Wait, it's a potion, dude?
Fuck!
I thought it was a relic!
That was permanently up!
Oh my god, dude!
I thought that was 7-plating, dude!
You just, like, gain 7-plating permanently, dude!
I thought I was sick, dude!
I was sick dude, that's insane.
See what armor I ever turned it?
Oh, whenever an attack deals unblock damage,
apply one poison.
Oh, slide.
Game 1 dexterity, game 4 thorns.
It's a power.
Shifts now hit all enemies in your hand.
Wait, shifts now hit all enemies
and four shifts in your hands.
How many shiv-items do I have? I got no shiv-items. Do I? Do I even have one?
I kinda have this finisher thing though. Dude, shiv-maxing plus finisher max- uh, it would be insane.
Like shiv-maxing plus finisher is crazy.
All right, wait, woman build? Um, woman build. Shiv-maxing plus finisher.
I
Really want to try that but I don't know that we can do this now when it's a lot. We don't slide
Sleep this fucking game sucks. So that name sucks. Oh fuck
Oh wow
Yeah, we got we are when you new game again, okay, we got all this fucking freak thing
Goopy and chance all the fans with Goopy
This is God, God gains Exhaust when played permanently increases cats by one.
Ooh, Gooby, little Goobo.
Ooh, ah, see, you would have Insign, it'd be Insignly good, you'd just be very deliberate when you use them.
We think so.
Hmm
Until next turn prevents damage doubles block gain from a card then it goes to sleep pigeons
What?
what
Doubles block game from a card then goes to sleep for due to us
Fuck an original energy at the start of your third turn
look chat you don't know my skill when it comes to cards I invented playing
cards myself all I need to do is buff my HP and armor as much as I can dealing
super zero DPS damage to the bosses to the point their health hits an integer
overflow and the entire game crashes this is the real tech if I'm not a god
of gamer then my name is not John Quinn.
Okay, what the fuck does this mean, chef?
Double is blocked gain from a card, then goes to sleep for two turns.
Huh?
What the fuck does that mean?
Goes to sleep for two turns.
Double is blocked gain from a card.
Door door!
Chew what are these little dwenky things up who?
might buy poison yeah I won't do in key it just I believe my defend me I think I
did one two three four defense one two three four how many how many defense you
start up with chat how many how many how many defense you start up with
six seven five
oh this is not every three six nine this is three four five six seven eight nine
ten living yeah let's go down so like any time there's a fighters cancer I
basically become a P
Who is this guy? She thinks you can fuck with me?
You think you can fuck with the card game?
Who is this guy? I think he is... BOOM!
BOOM!
Still deciding what I want to do here, champ.
We can definitely neutralize.
I think I want to go Rigo. I think I want to Rigo.
Yeah, what a-
Are we in- are we in him now, are we in him?
It's time to end you, boy.
Bang bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang, bang.
Bang, bang.
Ow, he's like fucked up, he's like fucked up.
Borrowed.
Oh, shit, Barak is a big ass thing, doesn't it?
Okay, we can just cut it. We don't need to.
Wait, let me think here.
I have to finish it. Can I kill him?
How much do you even, do you start, do you, even with your defense,
you even start with, I'm not scanning.
Chat, chat.
Look, my eyes just look over and I scan, but I am not scanning.
Chat, look, what did you even say?
Do you even you, do you,
What are you even on about chat? Boomchats. Look I did 1,000 damage in my build is popping off look
What are you even are you about even on about what? And yes, my name is John Quinn. Please do not put it in chat
I'm retarded I'm retarded dude
Tunneling fucking
tunneling bro I would have just done them but the
definition is I just thought wait what a tunnel wait was the big tunnel of war
boys can't start doing the damage fuck
should have fucking hit him
should have hit him now I'm taking 10 damage
I'll take a 13 damage even take it back oh god
fuck you with the hunt, actually it worked out for me, didn't it?
let's just get him a little bit lower
a little bit lower
go go go, let me kill him, good thing
I think that's essentially gives me bloat in my dick which is exactly what I want without
like cooking me
Yep double or extra sly I
Have a lot of this good what am I more but it's for that plus we take it
Take it. Oh
Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. This is what I'm good at. This is what I'm good at
You can't do more than nine damage these fucking bozos, bro
Fuck.
This is not a point going giga damage to that.
Just shit.
I just want to try and loot for the flex.
Exhaust right?
Did you tank out?
Hmm.
Poison damage is gonna be good.
This is like 26, 9.
What's the damage? 9?
I'm doing the maths right now, check it out.
We can't kill him, we do kill him here.
Bang, hunt.
Then we'll just ramp with the other guys.
I don't want to ramp it on you. Yeah, we ramp.
Wait, wait, wait.
8 damage. Yeah, I need to.
I slayed your mom's spy last night. Dude, your mom polished my spy last night.
That's good, man. And today, w-w-moms.
BOOM BOOM! Finally flicked legs, as you get to do AoE.
Okay, two damage. Perfect.
He's got three times three, nine.
I have four- I have four shit.
I'm so chilling. I'm so chilling, Chad.
I'm the mechanical god! Hold me back!
Is that a good ass dick, right?
Is that a good ass dick? You got to admit.
You got to admit, chat.
Like, I've kind of made a cracked dick.
This dick is getting insanely cracked.
Oh, dude! And that's like hard!
We do it.
I
Do deflect
That's kind of like some nice bloat though. That is some nice blow for the dick
That is that is some nice blow for the dick, isn't it?
I kind of like deflect
I think this does go with my slot setup.
I always have this card.
Can't full block.
Mixed in again.
Look what we got.
Add three shifts to your hand.
Reduce the card.
Reduce the card.
Cause by one.
Defeat.
Defeat.
Defeat.
Kill the hand.
Can't full block.
Up my sleeve.
Add three shifts to your hand.
Reduce the card.
Cause by one.
I had three shifts to your hand, reduces cards cost by one.
I mean, technically Rams, I don't really like this one actually, this is the first time I'm thought, man.
This is kind of shit.
This is the first time I thought this is kind of shit. This is all kind of shit cards for my builds.
But I need extra blow to my character, right?
Because I'm getting more and more damage than more cards I get.
It's the point where I can just one shot a guy on opener.
And if I can just one shot a guy on opener.
If your dick is bloated you need to go see that one doctor again, Mr. Quinn 69.
Four block next to him, four block.
This one ramps. Use it one time. So it's... shit.
A four fight. It's like one and a half cuts.
I've got finisher in my builds. Let's do it. Choose two at a random rank, come on,
tank run chase. Yo, more HP matching. Wait, how many fucking floors have I got left yet?
I got like this boss and another boss. Then again, common cards are crazy.
Common cards are crazy for my builds. I'm doing it. Slide, deal three damage,
to random any four times.
Chaot! Test opener!
Really? Two guns?
What's up? 30 cat opener by the way, Chaot.
30 cat opener. I'm trying to random it over.
Choose one and a two. Choose- I see! So let's choose one!
The heavy agency to pick one over another is break better, right?
Have you played an attack game on block? That's a ramp one.
Do you know what? That one block could out add up, right?
Because I'm going to use attacks all the time, so it's like three blocks per turn or something, at least.
Like six, four blocks per turn, right? That's decent.
That's pretty gold. That's not that much. I need to heal up.
That's going to give me a relic. I'm going to go this way and heal up.
Oh, what the f-
This is a bussy boy here. What the f-
How much damage did my boss give you right now, Trey? Ready for this?
25 fucking damage! 20 fucking 5 damage! 20 fucking 5 fucking damage!
Holy shit! Boom!
Oh wow, I got at least like half of it, I got nothing to it.
Oh shit sly sly sly sly sly sly sly
Oh my god dude dude that this open is crazy this open is correct I didn't get
What the actual fuck was that bro legit what the actual fuck was that
This is over chat this guy's just gone
We tank up right we tank up we can't kill him 24 6 plus 6 5 the ones 3 we can't kill him can we
fuck fuck six blocks well six to twelve but how much I got what energy I can
use all my guys anyway
oh wait he's got thorns bro what the fuck
she's gonna fuck me up man gonna fuck me up I'd like the best opener ever it's
It's crazy that he was actually that good!
I'm gonna heal up.
So I'm gonna just die, Jet.
Dude, what?
Dude, what?
That's so bad.
Oh my god, that's so bad.
I have to sleepshare it is what it is. I'm fighting a boss now, Jett. Wait, that other guy wasn't a boss.
Wait, how the fuck did I struggle there considering that was such a good opener?
The first time a person takes attack damage.
Like, the first time.
The first time I take damage.
At least a person takes attack damage each turn.
I
Game me game
Okay
Let's see, 22-1 depending. We got tons of extra points here, right?
We got three points. We're gonna go poison.
We're gonna block and block.
Oh, I should have... Maybe I should have used the potion. Yeah, good idea.
How's your light dog committed?
It's committed.
Shall we? Let's see, 16 damage. 8.
9 plus 6.
And he's gonna be weak. I don't even need to use potion, neighbor.
I'm that powerful. I'm literally that powerful. I don't even need to use potion as a creature.
Look, he's gonna do 12 damage. I got the Living Depends, plus I got this.
Bang.
Ooh, the hunt.
Slide.
We're ramping chat. We're ramping. Okay nine times three. Twenty. Seven. Twenty seven.
Okay, I'm gonna throw you a potion here. I'm gonna throw you a potion here, chat. Uh,
unless I can kill him? No, I have to use potion. Oh, shit, I'm cooked. Dude, he's
He's gonna fucking kill me bro. He's gonna fucking kill me.
He's gonna fucking kill me.
Unless I got enough maybe the vibration in the slice.
It's starting to close.
Bro, you're gonna fucking kill me bro!
I just have to just use the hunt as well.
That's sad as fuck.
Oh my god!
Oh my god, I got all these things, but I got nothing good with it.
With the first attack.
This will be my first attack right? The first time it takes an attack damage.
When I gig it, give myself shit here? Maybe.
Oh damn, I thought I was gonna get tons of shit back there, didn't work.
Okay, the finish is gonna pop off here.
Do you think I uh, do you think? What do we do here? Uh, do you want me to fucking throw the firebrush? No.
That's a point. That's a point.
What's he gonna do?
Oh, he's gonna kill me next turn. That's what he's gonna do, bro.
This bitch ass, this bitch ass thinks he can kill me.
He's just dead though, I think, right? 26.
Nah, I'm sure I'll kill him, yeah.
Okay, let's do some mathematics here. This one draws two cars. Let's see what we draw.
Thanks for the haze. Nice.
hmm that could give me more slide guards underneath like us
we're not my sleeve don't get up his ass if this could begin do some shit let's
sit wait wait wait wait wait wait we have to learn the killer yeah we have
to let him kill. We've got him. He has to die now. Now. Now. Now. Oh! Oh! It's out of
10 deals 3 damage to all enemies okay holy fuck bro slide I'm in a slide
bro we have tons of this guy no slide here I think we could I just get this
like average it's not off
okay big dick whenever you play three or fewer cars during your turn draw
That's real.
It's not gonna say next time.
I'm never doing that, bro.
I'm always using.
Bro, I'm really resting at a campfire again.
I'm losing.
Chad, that's the thing.
If you have to rest at a fucking campfire, okay, note.
Note, if you have to rest at campfires, you are a bitch.
Bad build, not ramping.
But you'd be smithing it every campfire right you should be smithing it every campfire
Dead ass
Three of them ran me five times dude five times
Mmm, I
I want that. I can hold that in my hand to like gigas lie
Look I did that other time right instead of just you yoloing it. We just try this dude. I have 23. Oh, I might just lose
Nah commit. I can't I can't have to I can't rest if I rest in my loser
If I rest in my loser, what the fuck is this mongo's one goes
Won't one goose
Welcome to one goes
We have what you wanted won't cast across the states the least enthusiastic clerk that you ever met
Pursue a way to enjoy your time at one goes
They continue without even looking up pay a hundred gold obtained one common relic 200 gold obtained shuriken
Whoa
300 G
Obtained three random likes after five combats. I think a bit of loss at that point, right? That one's kind of crazy
The mystery box goes kind of hot
Five combats though. I don't think I make it. I'm gonna go shirking you
Cuz that's insane for my belt cuz I spam cards
Okay, how many have you got another campfire can I see my man?
I'm gonna upgrade again. We're smithing in but we're smithing in we smithing
Gig it draw I kind of like the gig it draw
Wait what it was the one that I had that draws to and throws away cards, but I've got another one that draws to
They're not down to throw away. What the fuck kind of am I thinking of?
Warships
Warships with shurikens man
Dude for sure dude that's gonna go hard up my sleeve
Now my sleeve is gonna go hard with that
Ummm...
Two week that doubles the value of neutralize that literally doubles the value of neutralize bro
That's so good. That's not saying to take that we take that we take that okay, let's go
Take take no shit. Take notes. We don't lose
Hey, look double value of neutralize by the way. What's up? I
I got retain on my gamble so I want to see what kind of crazy shit I can do with
this so we immediately fuck this guy's ass
bang what's up what is he having didn't know what's up
can handle this damage
Ha ha ha!
Ah, fuck you! No!
No!
Nooooooooo!
Wait, just discarding it, right? I'll come back.
Aw, come on!
Undo that move! Take it back! I'll take it back!
Ah, fuck.
fuck
fuck
dead ass
dead ass
dead ass
dead ass
oh wait, I thought I needed to
am I tripping?
I'm gonna retain it.
I'm gonna go for the retainer.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, check this out, check this out.
How can I use this?
I wanna use it to finish it so bad.
Test opener!
Filthy bro, that's fucking filthy! That was fucking filthy!
This bozo's dead. Yo, did you do-
Stay down.
That was fuckin' filthy, right? Did you see that shit?
Did you see that shit?
Whenever you draw a card, apply two poison to all enemies.
This turn.
Nah.
Oh fuck, these suck. These ones- these ones suck, bro.
These- these ones suck.
I don't have any synergy. There's no synergy here. I need either draw. I need either discard or I need sly
None of these have any synergy, but then again, I
It's one of the things what this one's kind of cool right because I draw lots of cards right, but
How often am I really gonna use this and I'm gonna draw like what?
It's like I draw like six cards. It's points. That's gonna be a lot of that will be a lot of poison
But executing this combo is gonna let me think yeah, I
Have to get that off and then I just decide drawing my cards
This would ramp pretty hard this would ramp pretty hard
I might just get bro did s
hmm nah okay oh man I'm gonna regret that I'm gonna regret that
I gotta stash calm it's a block that's kind of that's kind of nice threes
once ninja scroll bro three ships that's insane wait what three ships is
insane. I'll set it up. Okay, we are actually going to be a bozo, Chad. I'm going to heal
here. I'm going to be a bozo. I'm going to rest. I'm going to be a bozo. What are we
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Take freakin' notes please.
Take freakin' notes.
We about to fight the fuckin' guy.
Take freakin' notes.
Give me one sec, I'm taking a piss.
We're out of this guy's blind!!
Noooo!
No, I'm not Googling his head!
We're out of this guy's blind!
We're out of this guy's blind!
No, I'm not Googling his head!
I better even know where my phone is!
It's as fast as possible!
I'm not gonna ask!
I'll be right back.
mountains.
Who's so big now he's in a chair?
Rain frogs infest his mind.
No fun.
Rare or boba, he's just faster and rarer.
Used to juggle, now just wheeze.
Burgers were his only piece.
Or boba, he shouts in rush.
Can't move but still kicks up a hush.
Bring dogs in his head
dude
with this fucking meat
after turn 3 it's over
so after turn 3 GG nuke
alright I gotta put the boss down bro
I gotta put the boss down
oh my god
yeah I'm a fat clown dress
alright cool
yup
what the fuck is this
what the fuck is this
Oh, sure. Oh, sure. A knowledge debuff.
He had plans to play a debuff on me. Oh, does he now?
Wait! If I don't use these, then they don't get discarded, right?
And then they go back to the discard pile, and then they eventually get back to this pile.
Which would technically blow me up for a fact-dick mindblast.
Why can't it be Tiffany?
Maybe it's Tiffany.
Oh, wow, there's no time at it.
Huh?
Not again!
Have you either sang she's pregnant again?
Which is impossible or she's saying she didn't give it to him. This is still the answer what's happening
Can we get a double cap did I give redo my whole hand if I wanted but now we're just gonna fuck this guy's
Knowledge pussy right here
Okay
I need to get, oh dude, we gotta get the finisher right?
We gotta, we gotta have to land finisher.
Wait, do we use the gamble to loot the finisher?
Nah, that's deadass stupid as hell.
If I could though, imagine if I could, there's 24 cards there.
There's 24 cards there.
N8, start of each comment.
Mmmmm.
I've done so many attacks this round, if I was to calculate a gamble,
now, there's a high likelihood I would hit
Finisher and if I hit finisher with this opener it would just hit him for like half his life
But I could retain it and then just use a bunch of sly cards with this next turn. I
Then we just retain it
Because I could just do this and then not land it and then I just wasted it
Yeah, I'm gonna so I'm gonna go ahead and just use it. I think we
Dude, this guy's ramping with his boss. Oh my god, dude. Oh my god, dude, look at this. Look at this.
We're still going, bro. We're still going, bro. Holy shit!
Holy shit! Plus four strength, by the way.
Turn that fucking one. And we did, like, more than what? Way more than a hundred damage. Way more than a hundred damage.
Make your choice.
Disintegration.
They leave it to you and take 6 damage.
Draw 1 Q again.
Wait, that's really bad.
I don't want to either of those.
I don't want to either of those.
Wait, what does that mean?
Status.
Is that only when I draw that it happens?
Or is that like permanent?
Because that's permanent, right?
This can be permanent.
Let me just take damage.
Oh wow.
We're getting cooked.
Okay dude, good news this chat? Good news?
We got...Course of Wave.
Whenever you draw a card,
apply two boys into all enemies.
Okay, we're busting this.
And draw a card.
I can calculate a gamble right now
and then I can just fucking gig up
slam this guy's pussy with that ultra poison.
but I think that's still not the play I'm saving I'm saving for the ultimate
moment shit I should have done this first I'm retarded I'm retarded
oh yeah now it's time now it's time baby wait the power is permanent right
wait wait the power is permanent right no it was not one turn it was not one
that was permanent shut the fuck up that's permanent wait you've been a
big dead ass me right now shit are you being dead ass with me right now let the
power up for the whole fight yeah wait where we take turns in it
wait are you being dead ass to me right now I don't I don't use skills out of
the ever so I didn't I thought that this mean that for the rest of the
match every time I draw a card.
Okay, he's gonna do eight times for a damage.
Gonna fucks that, but don't worry about it.
Okay, get Sly. Sly.
Does not agree with this.
We're fucking ramping! Fucking ramping out the wazoo here! What do you got pussy huh?
Boom! Oh shit I'm dead like next turn or some shit. I'm legit dead next turn or some
shit we got dagger throw though it's okay
great finish it that's nice with two power it's 12 damage it's all damage
It's just mad.
It's literally free.
Is it relevant, Jen?
That one's free.
I mean, I should just-
Am I just dead in the next turn?
I ate?
Dammit, I was-
I will live.
I will live.
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
Oh, he almost dead!
Yeah, just live one turn and he'd-
He dies.
Live one turn and he dies.
Uhhh!
Oh shit. Oh shit. Wait, what are you doing? You're doing debuff on me, did he?
No, he's done. He's done. It's over. GG.
Wait, is he done? I'm not done the maths.
Wait, he's just debuffing me. He's not even doing damage anyway. Little pussy ass bitch.
Wait, what's, what debuff is he gonna do? What, what debuff could he possibly do?
I wonder if there's a reason do I want it cuz I could right now chug this potion
To get giga dexterity here to get giga block
But I don't even know he's gonna do any damage
Why would I because he what if it debuffs is how you take 50 damage? What if that's what the debuffs is?
What what if that's what the debuffs is?
What if that's what the debuffs is?
They need 10 takes damage
Yeah, I'm gonna take the one that kills me he guys this turn he won't bro so
It's over GG bro. You had a good run man. You had a good run
Wasn't even close dude. I mean he was legit killing me next turn by the way
retain your hand for two turns huh oh it's a potion I was thinking it's a
fucking thing and I'm like what it's always a potion okay whenever you play a
card game on block power see power what does that mean
skit so I thought skills were powers that's the issue I thought skills were
powers so skills the skills powers of powers I saw I hate skills I like powers
fuck skills poke champs in the chair for powers powers the powers what you want the powers the
cool ones skills the shit ones just got your hand and one shiv features got it bro discard
your hand man yo let's go let's go let's go where was my production at was my production at
9 not Joe who is this queen here bro who is this queen had won the put the
Potheosis to your deck. Potheosis innate. Upgrade all your cards, you're sourced.
Huh?
P2 teaser, apparently there's a P2 teaser, where is it at?
Set of combat, fill in empty potions slot with random potions.
Whoa!
Imagine that with a mage blood one, that would be crazy. Wait, I can just spam potions in every fight.
I mean this one here is insane as well, but then this one here requires me to
And I could just stop upgrading cars from this point, but it cost two bro
Do I get I get any extra energy later? Yeah, whatever this do it
Let's check the teaser though. What's the teaser?
All right, we get teaser
Oh, so they're just doing the reworks for every in-game mechanic.
The threat moves over us still, but with his rebar, our time has come.
The dreamer passed away.
Oh, Breach 2, the dreamer, that's the guy.
That's that's uh, that's a chariola. Well, who's the guy we work for the dreamer guy?
Was he he's the dude who didn't get the melding didn't work and he's he's like the freak on the side
He is he chariola
Yeah
And those are the those are the those are the breach. Oh, I wonder does that mean breeches getting reworked
Or does that mean the the shit-ass cast amongst eating a buff? I guess we'll find out
Okay, let's see here. I have to sacrifice two of my open it every opener to make my character way more potent each go or
I can get three pots every row or I get none and I'm G which is like gigging money to buy hella relics
Ah fuck it let's do this
Okay, let's start off with 70 life. Okay, we got big life. I got no gold
Let's head through double question mark. I think
It's got double question mark
Look at my opening hand by the way, this is cool. What is this guy?
Oh great old your cards. Oh
Oh, yo, shiv plus, bro, shiv plus.
This is gonna be a buff.
All right, we'll watch what you want, buddy.
See what happens.
Dirty damage.
Dang.
Man, it's definitely an actual fucking debuff, by the way.
Can I just kill this little freak?
Close.
If I get finisher and these openers it's all over. At the end of this turn gains nine screens.
Okay.
Strike plus dude, all the struggles is nice.
Yo I need some fucking defense here bro.
I'm really gonna take nine damage and open. Do I just use my gamble here to fucking stay alive for one?
one we can just kill him baby 10 11 10 two terms come in okay I'll kill him I'll kill him
it was a play it was a play yeah it's funny that guy called me a retard in chat who's a retard now
bitch you're the redead. Redead.
Gain six block. Nick's on six block. Sly eight block.
Slice this free bloke to my dick.
If you like bloke.
It's a lot of bloke.
Free bloke. Chad I'm trying to bloke my dick as much as I possibly can.
I'm bloat-maxing, you don't understand, it's part of the build.
Basically, the idea is to bloat my dick,
to the point where I just literally one-shot stuff.
Wow, that's a fucking unlucky opener, holy shit.
That's such an unlucky opener.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, what the fuck?
I never scroll a boning feels unblocked damage
you lose two makes it big oh shit bro get out of here
fuck
so if I don't use this I'd get cucked though
Oh my god, I'm talking about a dragon. It is
Don't question it
Don't don't shut the fuck up about the fucking order. I don't fucking give a fuck about the fucking order
Do I check do I give a fuck about the fucking order?
I wasted a potion chat. It is what it is. I wasted a potion. I wasted a potion.
Kill 18 damage.
The next kill you play costs zero.
Start of your turn. Apply 3, 4s into it.
See wait, that one's a power.
That one's a power.
So I don't mind that.
That one seems kind of good, but then again this one's just fucking sly, bro, so, I mean fuck, we just keep sly-maxing.
But that one is a power, but then sly-maxing is sly-maxing, bro, which we are sly-maxing, so fuck, in the case of bloke-maxing or sly-maxing.
You don't understand my build chat, which I appreciate, you don't understand my build.
I appreciate you don't understand my build.
A lot of guys in chat kinda handle this build.
What the fuck is this? The lust.
When killed, return all stolen strengths back to the player.
Stolen dex. Okay, the strength is way worse. Let's kill this guy first.
Good.
What's he gonna do?
He's too much strength?
What's he gonna do?
He can't still do strength though.
He can't still shoot at me.
I'm gonna do it.
I've never seen these mods before, Jack.
So it's when it's...
Oh man!
This is so bad!
Wow, that's so unlucky!
What's this little fatty trying to do to me bro?
See he can hurt me or something?
Oh wait maybe he can.
Oh he's not, I thought it was like his legs, this is eyes bro.
Click flag.
Yep, boom, boom, boom.
What's the trick?
What the fuck is he doing now?
Strategic, defensive, and buff.
Lil' Bro thinks he's good at this game, dawg.
Wooo!
Ah, have they buffed 12 damage?
Chad, I think we may or may not have won at this point.
I'm sorry to say, this build, the build we're making is kinda going great.
We just keep slimyaxing.
Just slimyaxing.
I don't know if I've got, is it possible to get too much sly?
I think if I get too much sly, I'm done with draw.
I cook myself, right?
Uncommon potion.
There's a sour smell in the air.
Only after you find a potion courier collapsing the ground unmoving, life is dead.
While there belongs to being ransacked, the batch of foul, smelly potions for the note
recipient merchant.
Okay, I'm coming for you.
This turn, your next card is probably next turn.
It's kind of lame, but whatever.
Going to the fires is useless now.
It's just false max.
Two extra finisher? Yeah, it could be kind of insane, right?
I've yet to get, like, a main finisher opener with my shifts, which is real sad.
42 life. You know, how many does this up to? 33 damage. You know, I can almost one-tap him.
With just that one attack.
Uh, yep.
Huh?
The fuck's this?
When this killed a new axe bought a summoner's place.
Oh, what the fuck?
Let's fucking kill it. Just kill it twice.
Alright, just kill it twice.
Do you need me to put it up?
Come on he come back again. How many times he's just come back
Let's just keep going back don't they oh
Bro, I got no draw and I got all shit. No, I got all shit stuff
Nine times two. Oh, this is not good
Next time let's do have a split. Let's play an additional time
5 juice. See, Frozen's wave is gonna be draw, but I'm gonna fucking draw, right? I can retain
everything and then loot. Wait, I can do some crazy shit. Let's see here. Have I retained?
I'm gonna take some dick though, right?
Nah, this is killing you guys.
Using this skill is a waste, right? But, I mean...
That was sick, right?
chat what are you doing the strap was good thank you
oh yeah the adding like the strap wasn't good the strap was great
at your butt what are you talking about Bob plays to your mama spot is real
nice though
He's gonna do some buff. He's gonna die on his turn right?
It's over bro. It's alright.
What the fethic stabbing is that? Come back.
Hang.
New teaser. I've watched New Teaser already.
The New Teaser guys expose themselves, right Jed?
The guys are gonna go, New Teaser!
Like for 10 minutes after the teaser.
because they expose themselves as like they
I already reacted to that they just come in
and they just want to use me for their
Peely reaction goodness
and then leave
they went here for the sled spy goodness
it's sad and pathetic
did you do it?
they are the ones that would know that I already reacted to it
it to it. Ships deal additional 4 damage. It's kind of bloating my deck pretty hard
though bro. Add 2 shifts to your hand. Cloak and Dagger's, Kansas Blocks. That's not
bad is it chat? This is the power, the issue is you'd have to loot, it blows my
I'm gonna have to load that on the opener for it to be super broken, because how much
shift stuff have I got, realistically?
We just got that one move.
We got the opener passive and we got this one, so we have it up my sleeve.
Ah, fuck it!
Let's just do it.
Game 2 takes its turn.
still nine damage if you have five or more cards in your hand it's original time
fuck this shit, fuck this, this is actually dog shit
these ones are dog shit bro
I'm actually gonna do my first skip of the run
I'm gonna do my first skip, it's my first skip
my dick is up to 40 cards though which is pretty nice
for that one's I actually am skipping the fuck is this trash bro what the fuck
we're there huh
wait what pump I got brave you make sure she pay three but can I only buy one
the what did it say yeah five turns gain energy
It's starting to come back in here. It's crossing the can. It's the hell no dude.
Dude, that's so bad. It's starting to come back in four blocks.
I think four blocks is at least somewhat useful.
How many comments have I got left here? Like three.
That's so bad, bro.
Lee's waffle.
Probably got healed, Tim's in a VHP.
Dude, these suck.
I think I buy it anyway.
Tim's in heal, fuck it.
Hey, big dick, big dick, big dick.
Oh
Did
Wait is it free now or is it one holy and it costs one now
Okay, we go boys. Here we go. Oh my god, bro. GG. I guess pretty much kind of wrong with person that now
He's gonna be 29 and I got another
But I got no draw I really need draw stuff jet this cross-off sucks
It's 34 damage opener though. I'm about to just take big dick in the ass
No, I'm about to take fat dick in the ass
Can the shoes look at me energy watch?
with my dantucks
Backstep? Okay, we got energy. So I got three. So I could do one defend, and I could do one untouchable.
No special thing which is gonna reduce damage or anything? No. I just have to try and reduce damage taken though.
Wait, what do I do?
Give retain?
I'm getting unlucky right now. I'm getting real unlucky chat. This is unlucky as fuck
I'm fucking them up though, bro even with even with bad luck. I'm fucking owning bro
I
Actors a
Because one to use it I just get it up. He's gonna do 43 fucking damage chat. He's about to 43 fucking damage
Did ass I
I think I got to go for the kill.
I think we got to gamble.
I think we slice and then gamble the other two cards.
Maybe this is enough
Come on
No, bro. Oh, he's gonna fucking fuck me. He's gonna fucking fuck me. Oh, fuck why did I fucking stand for I greeted?
I fucking greeted. Oh Jesus
You stupid little bitch!
You do give me the piss, Relic.
Triple your block.
Start of your third turn.
Gain triple.
Fuck me, bro.
Okay, I could continually get combat here.
I'm believing.
What?
Remove your GG Biscard upgraded Biscard.
Wha?
Wait, he just broke my build!
It just broke my build!
My whole build is balanced around that card!
I had to just randomize it to something good.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, what happens when I lose 4 HP?
Wait...
What?
What is it?
What is this?
What is this?
I'm ruined, I'm ruined.
I'm ruined.
It's just, it's still in my 2G, like, mind time, like, what?
Holy fuck!
I'm gonna try one anyway but, uh, Chad, I'm not real, that just cooked me.
That just giga cooked me.
Huh?
I got the team mindblast.
Wait, I got the team mindblast.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, I'm still okay.
Wait, I still got to keep mineblast.
Wait, I thought it was in randomize the above card.
Wait, is it like randomize it to some new card?
But it's saying, so wait, it made me choose another one of my fucking di-
Wait, so it literally hit my two best cards in the whole thing. That wasn't random.
That wasn't random.
I know why that was random.
I'll eat my own dick before saying that shit wasn't random, that shit ain't random.
That shit wasn't random.
That shit wasn't random.
Uh oh.
Okay, seven times two.
It's a lava.
It's ice tank, right?
14, 14, 8.
Plus 6.
Oh my god, that upgrade card is gone dude!
Do it.
Oh my god, am I gonna lose?
Oh you stupid ass bitch, just kill his ass!
Just go, why the fuck do you kill his ass, man?
I cannot believe it, chap.
Hey, mate, the start of your turn.
Add one chip into your hand.
Damn, that would have been good.
I mean, it's still really good.
Dagger 4 plus.
I should eat that.
I wasn't still seeing every single enemy.
It's repeat this.
Each enemy killed.
But nah, I think it's a bit of a blast.
I mean that one's insane because it lets me fucking spam proc my ninjaku's.
Which is like GG.
But it's kind of like not good for burst openers, whereas this increases the tempo of my deck
bro.
It's better deck tempo.
Okay boss time.
Now it's this little bitch go up.
Let's not fuck this up.
Let's just win here chat.
He's gonna easily have him with 25 damage, so we'll get it locked in here.
Okay.
We're just ramping, start ramping, start ramping.
Um, okay, wait, I'm gonna just trip him up a lot, can't I?
Maybe I should have done too strength on the opener.
I'm sure to maybe burn a fucking potion.
14.
5.
23.
That's good enough.
And then with the strike, I get one extra.
So I take one damage.
I always agree with my potions.
That is the worst draw ever.
Although he's not doing anything too bad to me, so it's actually not too bad.
We just used the fucking strength buff. Do I just bust a potion up in real quick?
No.
We committed this point.
oh no what is this okay we got so much shit there we got so much shit wait I
can't just have one cat yes oh my discard build is working dude I can
discard these things I could just cut these things shit you did this cat
build what learn motherfucker what burn oh yeah let's do them just kind of that
shit these pussies ain't got nothing he's with the only buffing himself again
this is good you can pop himself you ain't good I mean you ain't good you
trash dog trash i'm fucking mad let me do a sandwich i'm fucking mad
uh-oh
forty damage
forty damage
Y'all I'm cucked I'm gonna have to defend him like triple my shit
Yeah, I'm still cucked
Okay
One damage taken plus it's on himself. Oh
My god, I'm just hanging on bro. I'm just hanging on by fucking three day boys
Okay, these cook now.
So, yeah.
No!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
I would have done like 20,000 damage there with that finisher, by the way.
Holy fuck, man.
Okay, we're good, we're good.
when your HP would hit zero instead your potion this potion is discarded and you
will heal to 30% that's not bad in combat if you in your turn without a
block wait if you injured without block against his block that's literally never
gonna happen by the way chat so Pog Pog you so fucking fucking thing that is
nothing can only be played if there are no cars in your draw pile 60 damage to
all enemies huh what how often does that happen gain six block add two
shifts your hand that kind of works sort of don't like that much of your more
more, a five or more cards in your hand.
That one, that one there does synergize with my shit.
I mean, this one here is okay.
Cause this one here just synergizes with Ninjaku's
and synergizes with my finisher, God.
I have 41 cards now, boys.
We have to heal here, unfortunately.
Oh my God, I could, I don't,
I had to play at my mind to win this here, chat.
I gotta play like a fucking beast.
What is this?
Okay, not a terrible opener.
As you know, that opener.
Maybe you play a skill, thanks to strength.
When it would be defeated and instead go a stronger.
Okay, we just,
I can one shot the guy on the opener, so it's all good.
Okay, we are gonna instantly chug.
I don't need to retain you yet.
Okay, we're just gonna straight away kill this guy.
I need to make sure I have one.
I should have done that first, maybe, eventually.
Bang.
Huh?
What the fuck?
Do I do my turn or not, I mean I don't know if I do my turn on this thing, what's the fuck, I mean it doesn't, it's not like it's, they're gonna get scattered regardless, so I guess I'll just do it anyway.
Interesting, interesting.
No.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
You're gonna get 30 damage.
Oh wow I got such a bad fucking draw, bro!
I got such a bad fucking draw, bro!
What the fuck?
Oh my god, I just have to take it in the ass.
As I did literally take it in the ass
Shuffle one way was this painful sex. Shuffle one wound into a discad ball each time you receive an unknown attack damage
But it's a ricochet is terrible yeah
I almost shouldn't ricochet this seven damage
Three wounds per head
That's all that if he hits me oh that to be it's me I'll just you guys okay?
Yeah, 7 times 4 versus 20.
That seems more, right?
14 is 28.
Yeah.
I could retain.
Did I just retain the shittiest hand ever?
I could retain.
Nah.
Oh my god dude. Oh my god dude. I'm so cocked
Okay, it's a good plan. See I'm gonna save that I can we try my dragon for it first
Can we have to kill right now? Let's kill right now
Legitim I don't kill now. I'm just cocked which I can't kill. I can easily kill this finish it kills this guy for sure
like 40 damage I can very tank that
maybe we can take him, maybe we can take him just like this I have to use the
Let's get my nose on this.
Yeah, oh dude, my sheds are ramping by the way.
My sheds are ramping by the way.
Woo!
Nelly!
Woo!
Yes.
No defending.
No deflating.
Just damage.
I wanna try,
Can't finish bro. I can't finish
Because he's gonna be eye-framing. I'm gonna have the biggest finish ever
But I won't have to do it because he's gonna eye-frame, bro
dead ass
You even hit him
I think I retained her straight up. I think I want her I retain. I wanted do I retain do I retain?
I think I need to, I'll just return the finisher.
But there's this turn.
Fuck it.
Perfect.
Fuck it.
Oh my god dude, what?
Reduce all damage taken and HP lost to 1 plus 1 turn.
Okay, I just got to survive
Cool
That's badass dude, but I have only attacks. I have only attacks. I
Have only attacks. I
Can literally tank one one shot, but it is what it is
I mean, there's one damage on my skill, we definitely don't exhaust anything, that's for sure.
Wait, you don't retain!
Oh, wait, what?
What do you mean I'm retaining?
Okay, 45 damage, okay, let's go.
Let's go. Okay. What do we got? We got nothing. We got nothing. We got nothing. We got nothing. Oh
My god, my god is so bad
Wait, he's weakened bro, he's weakened. Okay, he's weakened
We can do stuff here
The end of every other turn gains 1 int. Oh my god, I have to do as much as I can.
1, 2.
It's almost like adding 30 junk cards to your decade of US consistency.
was good bro it was good and then i got unlucky one time man like what the hell
40 damage to each turn
that hits for 55 damage
It doesn't matter. That can get in one of your head.
Yes.
Okay.
We keep the hunch up. We keep the hunt.
We're reading the hunch up.
Alright, and then... am I dead?
I'm dead. I'm just dead.
NOOOOOOO!
Bro come on man, what the fuck man? Oh my god
Hey fucking kill me, bro
Fuck you bitches
That was some bull dude. He you understand
Every time I have my gig at one shot lined up. He was dead so I couldn't even one shot him
Like by nature of this boss eye-framing
Whenever you wanna burst, he completely countered me.
Which is interesting by the way, so you have to know like, okay, well that can happen, so I can't just...
I can't, I, you know, he cucked me, bro. That boss cucked me.
That boss cucked me, bro. It is what it is.
I was blow-mashing, it was good.
Bro, oh, I, for sure.
If I didn't get that fucking bridge, bro?
If I didn't get that bridge...
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way I would've lost.
that bridge fucking ruined me ruined me and then I've looted only attack cards
whenever you hear me 40 damage whatever I had like 20,000 defense cards but I
only do attack cards that's so unlucky bro it's so unlucky the other system is
This is a judge for...
I don't know what it is...
...transport and retain.
Apply second poison.
And then we get this poison.
Apply nine poison.
Poison's triggered in one more time.
Wow.
Okay, Jen, and I've ruined myself by not knowing what a power was and a skill was.
I thought all skills were powers.
The sentence is going from there.
It costs us with the Sons' Baves.
The heartbeats are slowly killing her.
The group test trophy is held in the ocean.
The blight has been cured.
I don't die soon.
I'll just read them whenever I loot them.
I love when they even read this shit.
The clutch turn, the kick down.
Maleklessly.
Maleklessly?
There's something to take note of that.
Malekiosly.
I didn't even know it was possible to lose on Ascension Zero Leymau.
Malicious Malicious Malicious Malicious
Maliciously as the capital dribbles beneath the storms of iron and no one dared to leave
their homes 12 days later the rain stops the clouds remain but the flame has gone out
the spiral opens its doors once more okay I know I know chat bro Diablo immortal it has
Some fucking malicious intent guys. I just I read it wrong. I don't read stuff ever. I read that wrong
All right, we're gonna get
We're gonna get production
No, that's my one right this is my one yeah, I'm shooting this is my one
It's about
Both 85% tutorial 85% to what I was losing by the way
85% stab it at you.
Alright, this is the run!
This is the fuckin' run!
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
You may ignore pass when choosing the next rooms to travel.
Two, three times.
Huh?
ignore paths
When choosing the next rooms to travel to the three times what that's me
Right now I can go
It's it don't can I save it can I save it?
The first three card rewards you see upgraded
The truth the first trigger cash you open is empty
Rain and relic
I kind of like random relic.
Getting no treasure cash, but I get three upgrades.
Three upgrades is not bad, but yeah, I'm randomly keeping a day.
I'll pump it up a 10 and random relic.
One dicks. Okay, one dicks isn't bad. That's not bad. That's- oh, every single block is just better.
it's just better. Hey, what do we learn Jack? We learned that these question marks are
fucked and we never go to them ever. Boxes are good. Boxes are good. Okay, there's a
box there and boss bosses are good. Boxes are good. To those question marks are the
most fucked. Do that question mark rumor legitimately. If I didn't get that bridge,
What a one legit that bridge ruined me dead ass
The bridge ruined me
Like what the fuck oh my god, so much crazy
Uhhh...
This is...
This is...
Little bitches!
What's up when playing Slay the Spire and chat fucking Quinn's mom?
Have in common.
Both scenarios end up with a shitty dick.
Oh, what the fuck, bro?
Fuckin' Belga, man. That's fuckin' Belga.
Oh god.
What the fuck? I'm getting disgusted, man.
Okay.
Kill 15 damage, cost one less for each skill played this time. Pinpoint.
Deflect.
I- wait, deflect synergizes with my extra decks that I've got, right?
Bro, poison build.
Poison build.
Poison build
The place cows with decks
The place cows with decks I go let's try and get let's try to go make a build I'm trying to synergize with what I've got
I need you to do this move the dicks man the dicks build them down here it's the
Dick's build is working bro.
It's gonna hit 13 damage bro.
I think not.
9.
Oh the Dick's build! The Dick's build!
I'm gonna Dick's max, Jeff. I'm gonna Dick's max.
Taking, I'm getting way better at this game. I'm getting way, I'm just getting way better at this game.
Okay, I love that guy for the last one, but yeah, as to read...
SHIFT BUILD.
Do we try SHIFT? Do I just pick every time there's SHIFT? We just pick it.
We just pick it, and then we get the SHIFT thing.
Yeah!
No, it's gonna be good as fuck, trust me, the shield build's gonna pay off.
Can you see I'm trying to do some uparable shit?
Wow.
So wait!
Ending my turn!
There's nothing.
If I leave cards in my hand, nothing happens, right?
Then we'll just go to the pile.
This is no point.
I need more draw, bro.
Draw is what I need.
11 damage.
Guess what, wait.
And it's reached just in my hand.
Bang.
I beat the game first try by the way now I'm doing a bonus mode
I'm not even taking damage anymore, I'm actually so pregnant with this game now, shit.
Retain, apply some poison.
They're 4 damage to all enemies twice, 5 life, 5 poison, none of these synergize with what
I'm trying to achieve.
They're all just kind of all over the place.
Plus 1, that's 5 poison.
Okay, he's got 4 damage twice.
I can just, no, I can just skip it, I'm just going to skip it, I'm just going to
skip it, I'm just going to skip it, I'm just going to skip it, I'm just going
probably gets a sanctity okay boys
I'm gonna first and sink this fuck day
I could have just killed one I could have just killed one dude oh my god am I
Am I a retard? Am I a fucking retard? What am I doing?
This is bad chat. I got all my blocks early game. I got no blocks. I'm gonna have no blocks now.
I'm actually need blocks.
Oh no dude.
Okay blade down. That's pretty sure she has some skills. Is she good?
That's actually nice.
Dude this guy's out to fuck me up.
We're just gonna double the fan.
I could just, we just use a potion in.
Alright, why not?
You guys doing more damn.
Chad I'm just gonna burn some potions man.
What's wrong with burning some potions?
I'm trying to avoid getting low HP.
Oh my god, bro.
We're not targeting.
My targeting was good.
They were going to debuff me.
I didn't want to debuff.
I guess you guys can't comprehend my plays, right?
Because I'm on a level, but like, relax.
Relax.
I'm thinking it's three steps ahead it's like you guys are not keeping up that's the issue
not keeping up with these plays that I mean my god stop it will stop it literally stop
I'm getting owned by a single Slime monster.
Yeah, Slime this bitch.
It's worth a turn seven, Mr. Slime.
Oh my God.
This ship, dude. Summon shipcats.
Tentatively, this synergized with the block build, right?
The synergized with the block.
Okay, 150G. Let's go here and let's just surrogate. Let's not even look at the stuff.
Nope, not looking at anything. Nope.
I'm here to destroy strikes so I came in for so I'm just gonna destroy every strike on
my deck chat every single strike I'm gonna smith every single campfire I'm gonna smith
my shifts of its four wait let me see what's that do seven block four ships
uh wait what does that have i have something else doesn't that smells good
this seven block is kind of nice bro uh but wait don't roll six blocks six
block dude that's kind of nuts 12 block with the
decks that's uh gonna be plus one even
Oh no, neutralizes the bus in one, eh?
I think neutralize.
Then again, this minmex is my shit.
Neutralize is insane, right?
But it's the debuff.
It's the debuff for two turns, which is crazy.
She used few upgrades.
to show me what it does forces but then again I need to know what it is to
judge a bro pocket doing it into a boss into a boss chat belief choose to
I'm gonna try to attack a two shot.
Two nimble.
No, no!
No!
No!
Why?
I wanted to do the other one, I just wanted to see.
I keep thinking I can just check what caused her
and then go back.
But you can never go back!
You can never go back!
How do you go back?
I mean this one's okay, I'll neutralize, don't worry, it's not bad, but like, still.
Oh my god, dude, fuck you.
You okay?
Fuck you, video game, I cannot believe you just cooked like that.
I cannot believe you just cooked like that, I cannot believe, I'm fine with all this.
I just bitch out of stature, this guy's easy.
Time to kill this little bitch.
Ooh, I'm actually good against this guy.
Yeah.
Don't turn the ends here.
Dude, look at this dude.
I wish this could have been like fucking the most broken card in the game.
Bro, why can you not go back?
Sad, bro.
I'm just back you got some time for 10 like let's try again
up like buddy whoa he's calling attacks 23 we just take that easily we get we don't
I'm trying to open it though, right?
My order is cracked, Jan.
I need to deal with that.
Hmm.
How about just take some damage?
This kind of sucks.
Oh god, he's fucking me up. I'm fucking losing, bro. I'm fucking losing. That is not possible
What do I go my dick
I didn't say John. Okay, it's build sucks. Gentlemen, I had to break cheap at this build sucks
Oh my god, oh my god, fuck, he's killing me!
Cheddy's killing me!
Okay, keep your eyes on that, keep your eyes on that, keep striking.
Live, live.
It's not enough, it's still not enough.
Come on.
Oh my god, bro.
He's gonna rat.
He's gonna raid us and just kill me.
Oh my god, Tray.
He's gonna kill me.
Oh my god, he's gonna kill me. Oh my god, he's too powerful
Okay, we can kill him here, right? Yeah
Dead ass bro, dead ass. You mean dead ass if we were now you mean dead ass with me right now
I don't get a single attack here, so I go
bro
my bill good channel up okay anchor okay play every shit in your exhaust pollen
enemy yo yo what is that one one big right we'll take seven I think my bed
to wait another buff to another thing or another upgrade I think we're gonna
upgrade we're gonna ship maxing in Smith
Upgrade and play.
Artata?
What am I missing here?
Upgrade and play.
Play every ship.
Upgrade and play.
Play every ship.
Oh, I see it.
It upgrades them all.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, I see, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's making sense now. It's making sense. Yeah, yeah, okay. That makes sense now
This is one issue
That's gonna be better we just nice track that shit up we just make that shit good worth it, right?
Yeah
Just get a one show with this thing dude get one show with that, okay
I just looked in chat and someone said for troll by the way.
Yeah, it was a charcoal!
I didn't even look in chat, come out and do a bang for five days!
Get fucked, retard!
Get fucked, retard!
I
Intense to debuff me all right. I don't know the sound of that debuff do I
I don't know the sound of that debuff
Sorry, you can block Lee wants our block what you want to me, but what is a big block?
I
Needless
Hey
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Noooooooooooo!
That's fucking shit!
Oh, wait, that guy's gonna fuck me up though, wait, that guy's gonna fuck me up though.
Oh shit, that guy's gonna fuck me up, bro.
Ow!
I mean, we just kill him.
Check that counter.
dude that's the shit builds gonna go crazy bro the shit builds gonna go
crazy
this guy's fucking gig it up what I do my math right now champ six plus six is
12
Seven plus three is teen. Okay, wait, I'm done the mess
Shift shift shift shift
Guys
One extra shift, right? This isn't making this last I make the week last longer, right for sure dead ass
We made the week last longer I bring now I'm not racing racing for pussies
Watch this
What's this what's this she wait am I gonna do this
He's gonna shrink me, he's gonna do four damage.
I can tank the four damage.
We just burn the guy who's gonna shrink me,
or he can shrink me.
Three sheds, six times three.
That's not enough.
He lives, he lives.
We dodged him rolls that way next turn I have my armor.
get upgrades yet that wasn't upgrading was six
guess I'm trying to do damage
chat it's not it's six times guys upgrade ship was six you were counted I
I get this and break down the chat
No way, no way
Can we try to attack?
15, 11 plus 9, oh my god
Do I really have to do this?
On some random ass fucking mobs?
Am I really doing this on some random ass mobs?
20. I'm gonna take one, five damage.
Can we kill this? Okay, we just not trapped that guy. Oh my god, what's a not trapped
gonna look like, Jack? What's it gonna look like?
It's gonna be crazy.
Oh, what the fuck, bro?
Come on.
What the fuck?
Oh, that was funny.
We have to do all of this, all right?
We have to do all of this.
I have to hope it kills him.
Come on.
Because I'm no longer shrunk?
Good luck.
Stop me now, motherfucker.
It's- BOOM!
BOOM!
I didn't kill him!
Who's only 36 damage?
Who'da thunk?
Ugh.
Alright, we win next turn anyway, so...
Um, I think I'll have to do that again.
Six plus six. Oh, it's not enough. Wait, it's not enough.
Holy shit. I'm moving to some random bozo fucking worm thing.
What the fuck?
Okay, gain 10 lock, deal 10 damage, and starting to apply 2 poison to all enemies.
That one ramps, right?
That one just give ramps if I just have it in the deck.
Then again, it's another synergizer.
This one here is a synergizer with my shield, I guess, because I got...
I'm trying to synergize this, so it's not really...
Do I have dicks?
Ugh...
What the? Dude!
Fuck it.
Please be healing.
Transform into a parallel that got to defeating five enemies.
Grabbing the sword of the sword, you rest the sword out of the statue's hands and the
whole thing crumbles apart.
It's too dangerous to pick up whatever is glittering at the bottom of the pond now and
speck the sword.
You sense an incredible vomit power then.
Okay, we're gonna heal up with the chat, like there's a wrist angle, yep.
Okay, I can win this.
I've got a ramp.
I've got ramp.
Oh, what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
Okay we're definitely going rolling, that's for sure happening.
Minions, it's a minion, a minion, it's a priest.
I think we want to go for the minion, Kalea.
Uh, so I've got a total of 17 block on my jamb, which is heaps.
So we're just striking now?
Uh, which one looks more dangerous though, look at the same.
I could deserve the boss.
Nah, fuck that.
Front guy? Front guy. Let's go front guy. Let's go front guy.
He's in the front. He's in the front.
Fuck God.
Okay, blade dance.
We get no trap as well.
Seven damage, eight damage, two damage.
We have to just run some objects, that's what it is.
I'm sorry, Dive Trap!
Wait, we got 10?
Yeah, they're doing way too much damage.
I have to, I have to, I have to start and stall.
Take my big ships.
Block it all, Blavy, block it all.
Where's my, where's my poison ramp at when I need it?
Okay, it's finally here, but it's a bit late. Okay, three times three, four times two.
It's nine damage from the mats.
Okay, less damage now.
We need, we need to get this shit ramping.
I'll have to start a return and we have to get this going just in case I draw all the
cards I need.
Zerg him down, Zerg him down.
Okay how much damage am I about to take?
Let's go look.
Draw three cards.
It's not really useful.
It'll trip you a block.
I'm gonna live this right he's doing eight damage that guy's doing nine damage eight nine
nine plus nine is eighteen seventeen damage so I could get full value out of triple no
block here wait what four times two is eight two times oh it's two times three I thought
street times three I could probably get bit of value out of that let's just take
the head okay big dick and coming to you ready big dick and coming poison
ramping? Don't roll. Okay, nice. Stippin' us, don't roll. And we're ramping. He's gonna
be stippin' damage, I'm already tankin' if we don't do anything, we just attack, fully.
Okay, we are ramping, chat! We are ramping!
Oh shit.
Wait, do you want the fucking...
Do you want the TTS?
TTS? Okay, well we got a 10 damage, 9 damage, 4 times 2.
Oh shit.
Okay, so we'll neutralize this guy.
Fang.
Okay I think I can tank this.
I think I can tank this.
I think I can tank this.
6, 6, 5, 7, 9, 8, oh that's lower numbers isn't it?
I mean it's freaking close right?
It's freaking close, 24, 9 plus 8.
I could use my Pogineer!
Oh wait, 6, 3, oh man.
we just take the head we take the head we take the head
bang it's killing time it's killing time it's time for the slaying
Oh yeah.
Okay, we just, sevens, so I got no fucking defense though.
Wait, that guy dies!
This guy dies, so he does nothing.
She does seven damage.
I need to mitigate damage taken.
I could not knife trap, but that's retardation.
You got a knife trap.
Okay, we just defeat him once.
We do it once.
Six damage.
Four poison.
No, you do that.
We just take the hit, it is what it is.
Okay.
This game is, bro.
This game is like way more my type of game, by the way.
This is so much more engaging to me,
because you're having to do maths, strategize, and play.
Compared to the vampire game we played before,
like, they're totally different types of games, man.
Once for braindead people, once for people with high end IRL.
Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
Let's just go ahead and with dirty damage.
This motherfucker's dead anyway, I guess.
Spam we got a skidget.
Boom.
Which armor I forgot?
I got three shit.
Wait a minute, use the plate.
There we go.
Wait, I remember she did some damage.
That doesn't matter, we do damage anyway.
Nine.
Yes! Just perfect!
That's exactly how I calculated it, baby!
I did the maths!
BOOM! This motherfuckers dead!
You're cooked!
You're cooked!
What's he doing?
I mean next time I draw my dagger, I think she's dead, bro.
He's dead, whatever that thing is, dead.
I just drew it. There it is, boys, there it is.
6 upgraded ships straight to the dick
bang
oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
the vending display
11 armor 12 damage whatever dude, not a big deal, not a big deal
10 to my 7, 36 damage is not that much, aye
Oh my god.
Holy fuck.
Five times three, 15 damage.
So we can do one deflect.
One of those, one of those, one of these.
Hang.
I'm winning!
The stupid bozo's donzo!
Oh, you're done Zoe. This thing's done. So it grows up
The most ever give a sink at the most ever give a scene
That poison is actually turning out to be this me by the way
40 damage wait 22 life Wow really
Bang! Bang!
G! Fuckin' G!
No way!
Oh, yeah, yeah!
Choose a card, next turn, and three copies of that card into your hand.
Put next to it. Play every shi-
shit. It's a knife trap. It's a knife trap. Wait, that one would be pretty good. Wait,
let me see it. Choose a card next to an asprey copy of it. So you could duplicate like a
shift card. I like this one here though. I prefer to just have two knife traps and
then I'll just get more shift stuff. I don't, I don't like, fuck that. I'm just
gonna get more shift stuff and then with two knife traps in the rotation, I mean
how am I gonna lose upgrade four cards that's pretty potent remove four cards
from your deck whenever you shuffle your drop out add an suit
what
I want to that fuck that I'm good bro I'm fucking good bro fuck that game this is
out of turn extinguishers in the side right for you now fuck back I'm great
Yeah, we're gonna go on Knife Trap.
Wait, what do we...
Laydowns, playdowns.
Wait, I can be fair, I don't really need two upgraded Knife Traps.
Right? I'm thinking that's a waste, because I already...
I'm already gonna use the other one that upgrades.
because it's not like that great twice
fumes came and clutched there, fumes did like
if you were to look at the damage breakdown fumes actually probably low key
did most like
I mean it was just like popping off it was popping off
that's 50% more damage as well, fuck it
do I get 4 cards? I can do 4 cards
see in the quick battles 2 upgrade and guys trash this bit it right because then it like
It's two upgraded knife traps, think about it.
In the quick battles.
And then that's what you want. You want it to be instantly upgraded.
So regardless of which one you draw, you want the big dick damage coming up.
Do you know what? Deflect is like used every time you loot it as well.
I feel like I actually upgrade deflect.
I'm gonna do the loot deflect.
I'm gonna go with that.
280 HE, I've got some money to spend.
I don't mind doing the shop. Yeah, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Projet. Just watch and learn, boys. Watch and learn.
Watch and learn. Literally, watch and learn.
Do any damage, everyone.
Say, I wouldn't just not die.
Just watch and learn. Wait, I have ten. I have ten up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's right, you poisoned bitch, I'm fucking ramping on you bro. What are you gonna do about it?
Oh wow, it's really...
I really need to get rid of some defense.
Okay, Barrow, we know Barrow's bad.
Oh, you go fucked, mate. You go fucked. You're done, mate. You're done, mate.
You're done, mate.
That dude actually lives there? Wait, what? He lives there?
No, it's his turn and then...
He gets stunned, right? Surely.
It says turn and he gets stunned.
WHATEVER!
Poison goes on the armor!
poison goes on the armor so it didn't break him out
he's done right after that so yeah I didn't know that it's like cast damage
How do you just do it now?
Dude, when I get something, I need strength, right?
I need strength.
Uh, deal 12 damage next kill you play, cause they are...
Nah.
I don't even care what can I do.
Nah.
Fly 3 week, 40 block.
That's pretty nice.
Then again, deadly poison would be sick ramp or mother ramp.
Insane ramp because I would maintain that right every time that would come up, but then let's leave. Well. Yeah, you would keep me alive
And I am so that I could um
It's not shit visit it's not shit
See the boys and would be broken for bosses, but I'm a chef build. I'm a shit build
I'm a shit build
You know I brof
I almost want to skip. I always want to skip
This would be pretty insane the right you apply three week so they are weaker and you have blocks you use that and then your defenses are done
It's always like using two blockers in it
I am so bored, Howard!
Just give me a beat, please.
I must, I'm gonna go like that right.
Uh, boba, boba, la la la la.
Uh, boba, boba.
That's right.
I am so bored, and I heard!
And I am so bored, and I heard!
And I am so bored, and I heard!
And I am so bored, and I heard!
And I read!
And I heard!
Play some A.I. music.
I'm gonna take my time with that one little in the right on the right. I'm gonna take my time because I
every time I reset there is just a wasted attempt they could have potentially good up
imagine oh my god it's loud as fuck bro holy shit it's loud as fuck okay I think
Wait, let me think. Heal 20 HP.
At 3 Ram attacks into your draw pile. They are free to play this combat.
I just found that great card, bruv.
Yeah, I rather just have a great card. I think I'll be honest, if I was going to do something again, I'm going to just upgrade my knife here.
Yep.
I'm good at it.
Oh Nox assumes they're gonna fucking farm on this guy.
What's he doing?
I got 10 armor.
He's doing 8 plus 3, 13 damage.
Oh, I had counter this guy so hard.
Right?
Like think about it.
Do I let them all die simultaneously, Chad?
So stupid, but it's kind of kick-a-jack.
No, that's just kick-a-jack.
When you're killing a damage, it doesn't matter.
The damage just, they all the same mob, bro.
They all the same mob.
They decided to do different damage each turn.
So if I'm taking no damage,
I'm taking no damage, irrelevant, right?
Okay, what's our 10 damage?
I'm just like, that guy was some bit shit.
Think I'll do it next week, but I'll log in late next week?
I'm just afk, I'm afk.
Next turn, tank.
Oh no, just fumes.
Bro, I don't think so.
Okay, build, build, build.
Build idea.
remove all attacks from deck only have AOE poison shit stack armor cards that
would go hard
nine damage to the defense
This guy's couple is turning around. Five.
He's got six life. I've done him one chip.
I'm gonna spread out, you know. Spread out the damage.
Oh, wow.
Dude, I did the operation and the only way where I take damage.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
That is retardation, bro.
That's retardation right there.
Oh my god, that's fucking dumb.
He'll send me damage if you have five more guys in your head.
Let's get back, let's get back to this run.
Okay, shop time. Let's simply get here boys. Deleted card for sure. Ooh. Ooh. Full planning
on the opener. Well, you have no potions, you have two additional dexterity. Huh. Full
planning is fucking nice by the way. Let's see if we can ship stuff. Two ships at
At three, two, three, head.
That one's nice.
It's just damage and adds two.
This allows me to stall out.
Let's do it.
Four puns on the side of each combat.
Bro, that's nice.
That's nice.
I think we did both.
Every three times you apply poison to an enemy.
live there for those. Okay that's so sad I can't get the explaining. This is what it is.
Give me your cards. Are you dumb? Okay you're dumb. You don't understand what I'm doing with my build.
I appreciate that you're noobs and I'm a god gamer. Um that's just life.
A lot of people just don't understand what I'm up to.
Like you won't understand what I'm doing because I'm doing high level mechanics.
they're gonna blow your mind right you're not gonna keep up what's going on
is he gonna be impregnated? oh the progenitor
same thing oh no we got the folks of here though we got the folks of here
Oh
I mean dude look at me go look at me go and I'm not even close to my phone. It's even close to my final form here's yet
Turn to he's already half-life
You get pretty some rolly boy shit. Oh, yeah, try try try this
One in damage what you got?
I don't miss lethal
There's really no point using nox assumes in this guy right cuz he's just dead
Dude how many ships
Have any ships left in the industry?
Holy dead ass!
Oh, am I gonna take damage?
No way!
No way I'm gonna take damage!
Hey, watch this.
I don't even know how many that was.
I don't even know how many that was.
It was, it's a lot of ships.
Draw cards and have 6.
Astros just your hands exhaust.
Gain block equal to poison an enemy's exhaust.
Two decks, three blocks plus your cards.
I think we're going to camp our upgrade.
Yeah, we're going to camp our upgrade, right?
We're going to upgrade Smith.
Okay, what does this one do?
Six damage, two shifts.
This is three damage, two shifts.
That's four shifts, right? Four shifts.
This is four shifts reduced by one.
My sleeve is gonna get played multiple times right where's blood done skits deleted once
But then you get three how many shoes you get four shifts from one fucking use of it
And then again, I'm gonna spam this I need some I use this is like bang
Because I want to use that right
Yeah
That bit of it just means I'll beat any boss in the game like well
Unless the boss is something like every time you hit them you take damage then I'm cooked
Chet, I am literally hard counted by someone who says like some sort of thorn mechanic.
I'm actually just done.
There's all cards, wait, you've reduced the cost of all cards in your hand to one this
turn.
Exhaust.
Ooh, remove a card from your deck.
I don't have that many expensive cards.
Brother to move.
Outside, I have- oooh, strike- tell me some of my shit school strike?
Do any of my cards call strike?
Knife trap, blade dance.
Fuck, none of my attacks have called that.
Except the fucking default attackers. I'm literally actively deleting for my dick
Leading strike is just making it do more damage. We still play dances another shift
Play does another shift. Oh
Wait leading strike
That's a strike
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah true
Okay, maybe we're gonna leg sweep opener. Oh, and I got 10 defense. Eight times through 16.
I mean, weakening them could... how many turns is it?
Three weeks.
Nah, we just try to kill one.
Right.
Oh shit, what the fuck is that, I don't know, did I just get that fucked up?
Okay, no consumes, one bladons, no I've trapped again dude, yeah, it's GG, this guy's dead.
Alright, I might have just killed the Abagon instead.
I'm not a mathematician but it seems like it would probably kill him.
And then I won't even take any damage
Seven ships seven times six 46
No
My math was wrong
Wasn't even close bruh wasn't even close
I knew that chat was part of my plan it was part of my plan
Seven eight times two this is local my defense for now
To me holy shit man
To the next one look at that ship strike thing. What is gonna happen? What the fuck?
look. Oh, what the hell? They didn't rename Shiv dude to Shiv Strike. I need to use my
oceans I'm so bad with that draw one card if you draw skill game three block
till I damage by one bleak deal 10 damage I don't want I don't want a card max
I'm gonna come you can skip these cards you get that right
It's kind of hurt, can't it?
I think that's like, that can't hurt.
Okay.
Campfire.
So it's like upgrade, relic, heal boss.
Yeah, I like that.
Uh, whoa.
How many skills have I got?
All my defense are skills.
That's an additional shiv.
Shiv maxing.
Now we'll do this one.
I'm gonna play this literally every time I have it, so.
Alright, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Take notes, take notes, take notes.
What is this?
The Endo Mansur?
I'm like, bitch, I'm Mansur.
See that?
Bang, it worked.
I don't need to do anything. Three times seven. Three times seven.
Whenever this enemy is hit, add one dazed into your drop power.
Bro, that doesn't sound good for me!
It's just that to be exhausted whatever dude I think we still killing fast anyway right
Let me think I could do this I could try Strat where I stole and just let him die to poison
well poison count is being hit
and if anything, it is hit
poison isn't a hit right?
poison's not a hit
okay watch out
FAT digital
Oh, man, I'm caught part
Why don't we not back him earlier like what the fuck
Huh?
Sound of attack?
Nice.
W? W? W play?
If we have W play, we're gonna...
Okay, we're ramping, we're ramping.
Forcing.
So what's wrong with that?
He's buffing?
Two week.
And we just keep that week up.
I think it's worth it.
Let me think here.
What a thunk.
Let's do this.
I got the daze.
I'm playable as well.
That's part of this, that game.
So what I'm doing is I'm ramping, Chad. I'm ramping. Do you want to figure out what I'm doing here?
I think it's keeping him... keeping him weakest definitely to play.
Rather than just spamming, shifting and poking myself.
All right, uh, we're just ramping.
And then I'm gonna do a big burst.
Hmm, this doesn't count as an attack.
Nah, man.
We're ramping.
Shit, man.
He's ramping too, though, Chad.
He's ramping too.
Oh, man.
Oh, this is bad.
This is bad.
I should have dragged that beforehand.
full hand. Oh well. Ah, fuck it. It's the worst, the worst potion ever. It doesn't matter.
I'm gonna blend that. Nope. Trust. Watch this. It's time. It's time, Jack. It's time.
Is it time?
Do we have it coming?
We got two nashraps in the draw pile.
We got two nashraps in the draw pile, we'll go for the kill there.
Oh dude, I don't know, I don't know dude.
No, no, no, no, let's run for longer.
Wait, that didn't...
I'm breaking myself though because everybody just got a problem now. I have to go we have to make we have to go
We gotta go it is what it is
Oh God
Oh God
I
Should have just keep stalling. I don't know why I was thinking I should just keep stalling. Oh my god. I didn't draw it
I legit didn't draw it
But I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I
I should have just kept going. Why did I just keep going? I should have just kept going. I was a good strat. It was working. It wasn't...
Am I dead?
Oh my god, he almost killed me, bro. Oh my god. And I didn't even get the fucking single kill. Can you believe I didn't get it, bro? I didn't get it.
I didn't get the card I wanted. So I had two of them in a draw. Holy fuck, man. Holy.
I could have just not taken all that damage, but I'm retarded, so...
Whenever you are in a question room, he'll publish me. That's good
See our thing is too many ships
Okay, he's gonna deliver damage this next turn so
62 damage
That was a leading strike, right?
Q? Hmm, a bit Q.
So they need to return to this new anti-damage. Oh, fuck.
Dirty damage and flash.
That's any damage in any way to it, G.
16-9.
Okay, I'm owning, I'm owning, I'm owning, I'm owning.
We're owning, kid. Take notes.
Okay, we're gonna nut-trap up.
We're gonna double-nut-trap, which will clap this guy's busies.
Wait wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Bro, are you serious right now? Oh you did it right now
I'm gonna just use a potion.
No, no, no, no!
Place.
I've done the mess.
I've done the mess.
Place.
No! No! No! Oh, that's the worst! That's literally the worst! Oh, it's so bad! Oh! Oh, no! Oh, fuck me! Oh Jesus Christ!
OK
OK, we don't.... OK, good, good, good, good, good.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's a bad message. And it is what it is.
Crazy poison. Okay, that could be good for the boss that's about to come up.
This could be good for the boss that's about to come up, but no, no. Let's not.
I have a brand with shit anyway. Can't we heal him?
I can win, I can win, I can win, I can win, I can win.
What the fuck is this?
Western people, Omago is inside all of the facial data from Omagole's being sent to the CCT to train autonomous war drones to kill all westernards.
If you have been mugging it up you will be dead in approximately 5 hours from now.
K-16, 18 plus 3.
Ah, fuck me.
Okay.
When an ally dies, the cover against 6-9 is done and in block.
50% damage when you're taking you from behind.
So you want to kill him at the same time?
Oh, you can't really, but...
So I want to face the ones doing more damage.
Okay, surrounded, you see 50 people damage, 27 bro, holy!
Okay, I'll leave this with that, we gotta deflate in the van, we gotta deflate in the
Man, we just do that and that.
Good, good, good.
21, 18 plus six.
Okay, we're good.
Boom!
Boom!
All right.
We're okay, I'm ramping, I'm ramping.
I'm ramping.
Nine times six.
Oh dude, we're so good.
We're so chillin'.
Let's get this ramp.
Now we get the ramp going.
Oh, we're so chillin'.
I have to use this card. I have to use this card. We have to take a tactical damage. I
have to tactically take damage here, Jared. It is what it is. It's not going to be damage
here anyway. I'm just going to neutralize that. That's what I'm doing is what it is.
The reason why I have to take damage here is because I am going to have the most
Fuckin' damage you ever seen whenever I get my card that does damage.
Ow.
Okay.
19 damage, let's wait.
What?
What did it go up?
How did it go up? Wait, this is 19 and it went to 24, but I debuffed him.
4, it was 49! It was 49! What do you mean it was 49, bro?
Wait, oh my god.
Okay, see ya.
4 block, this is 4 ships dude, this is 4 ships, this is 4 ships, I've got nothing special
to keep alive, I need to use this but I can't, I think I've gotta defend but, yeah I live
this right, 24, 10 armor, it's just 4 life right, it's just 4 life, this is way more
important to have, this could be the difference between winning or losing, is what it is.
We got to stand it.
Oh, my dick's about to get hacked.
Oh, what the fuck?
Oh, no!
What the fuck?
He shot his hand off!
Okay, 21?
Okay, this is good.
This is not bad.
I can handle this.
21?
I can take 21.
Oh, yeah, we're ramping.
Oh, yeah, we're ramping.
He's asleep.
His hand's asleep, bro.
His hand's asleep.
His hands asleep bro. His hands asleep.
Okay, definitely leaving strike. Dude, I'm gonna one shot.
What do we have to do? We have no defense.
I need to live.
Then again, do I just keep ramping?
Look at that!
I don't know if I'm dead, I'm dead, so then I'm dead.
Now we gotta try to defend. We defend, we defend, we defend.
oh fuck me okay we got a nice right time 14 okay we can one tap one of these
fucking things dude we get one time one of these things I'm gonna try one tap
this right well one tapping this gun lift
Don't use last time what I want to have him 23 shibs 23 shibs
Oh
Shit oh get fuck get fuck
Okay, next one I just run alone I won I help one more I can draw I got two guys run on GG
GG. GG. We just kill him.
That was not a trap. Oh, I can't use two though.
Uh, it doesn't matter. We kill 23 ships.
We go again. There's no diva or something.
GG. GG.
That's lethal. That's lethal. That's lethal. That's lethal.
Do the maths. That's lethal.
Huh
I didn't 19 I live I live oh
Shit oh shit bro. What the fuck oh he said he said he said he said he said he said he said he said
is it okay holy I thought I was gonna do face 3 I thought he was about to like his
face was about to come out he's about to do some new mechanic bro holy fuck holy
fuck
it's got your hand add one shifter hand for each kind of scattered gain thing
Draw two cards exhaust. I like that. That's nice whenever you play a card deal for damage to random enemy
Wait a ship is a card, right?
The ship is a card, but wait chat the thing is the thing about this is it, right? I automatically win versus the boss anyway
Right I automatically win like so then and then to use this I have to like think about this to use this I
Have to delete all my power and just take it for a turn. That's terrible. I'd rather just have adrenaline
That's like every now and then I get a little bit of a boost
GG right
It's where you would be insane if I could use it
But I haven't got the relics required raise your match much about 31. Oh, that's not bad. Can you stop saying dead assets cringe?
Upgrades all your cards. We already figured this out this one goes pretty fucking hard doesn't it?
Max entry with 31
If you can you generally play this is free
Wait, the brilliant scarf with my shivs is kind of broken because I can just like summon
a bunch of shivs, span the shivs, deliberately use the free card.
Right?
Think about that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think I didn't think we'd do the scarf, especially with my ship tech.
So we need to get shops to get rid of, we need to get rid of shit.
So we got one shop here one shop here
There's a shop boss in a question mark
It's a shop question mark to the bridge I'm again the fucking bridge again, though. I swear to God
I'm gonna be right
Okay gamers, let's go
See, your Drillin's gonna go so hot here.
Well, your Drillin's gonna go so hot here.
This is so nice.
Wait, can I do...
Wait, every five cats, too?
I can just use this though, right?
Three?
Aw, fuck!
Where's my freak at it?
Oh no, it's Perturn!
What?
What?
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
I thought I was gonna do a second rotation man. I got cooked
It's gonna be the poison next time so it's GG. Is that poison next time?
Okay, so I can just do blade dance and I can do the free knife trap, do some, watch the
So, one, two, three, four, and then three.
I am a god!
I don't know if I got too many chips.
It's plus though.
Nah, I've got too many chips, am I?
I've got too many chips.
I've got too many chips.
You can't have too many chips, dude.
You can't have too many shaves dude.
Dude that wasn't even that good, it's only two shaves anyway, it is only two shaves.
Do you know what fuck it was?
I don't know, yeah.
I give it.
It's because I'm always waiting for the fucking knife trap aren't I, that's what I'm
always waiting for.
Okay so 15 free, so we're just going to open up with a 15 free thing, what's this
25 armor, 35.
at the start of the plas turn to turn up or at a games 25 block
out there this is going to be the worst knife trap ever bro
it's going to be the worst knife trap ever
It's not even worth doing.
That's gonna be so bad. I just used like a...
Defend, bro. Like...
Legit. It's actually that bad.
And then, and then I can actually just not trap any damage. Four Shades. Which I'll worry.
Wait, let me see, a 16 armor?
They didn't, wait, oh he's doing tons of damage anyway bro, we'll just block.
Block.
Just block, take no damage bro, take no damage, just chill.
Relaxing bro, we're relaxing to finish it, it doesn't matter, it's irrelevant if I use survivor.
Why not?
Okay, wait, we kind of just want to relax here three times like a game 15 damage dude. What the fuck
The fuck are these guys doing so much to fucking damn it for bro? I
Have to use this if I want if I want a ramp I need to use this but if I don't want to not die, I'm gonna like
Jack just thrusts me, thrusts, thrusts in the method, and why didn't he have a point
where I can actually go?
Which is now.
Sometimes you just gotta relax and just let poison look at some magic.
you know sometimes you're gonna relax and let boys just measure get yourself
leave a GG we get a GG kill him
almost fucked up
That's how the gold game it does it
Press 8
What was that there?
This guy's just actually just kick it to the right doesn't matter what he does he just
did
I don't trust what you're saying you should have maybe like to leave my character or something
I'm fucking some bullshit least sleep plus
Look soup has been going actually pretty hard for me
It's like you just use it and it just like this you just chill in when you use it right?
Yeah, do you know what having now that I've got that scarf
I've actually got good value from that legit. Why don't I pick this? I can get that fucking bridge dude
Is this a boss? Is this a boss? What is this?
Oops, I had pretty damaged or I just lost.
Oh my god I'm gigaslimed!
It doesn't even matter though bro, what's he gonna do?
Oh, what, what, what the f**k bro?
Okay, we're gonna get a free one.
One, two, three, three.
Okay.
Wait, can I just murder him right now, Chad?
No, I can't kill him. Can I? We just, we gotta tank up. We gotta tank up.
What are you doing? That's so bad, Chad! I just took no damage and I did damage to
him, bro. How am I bad if I took no damage and I did damage him? Explain to me that.
Okay, explain to me the, the, how that logic works here. Wow. This is great.
I play perfectly you guys don't understand my build I get it you're a bit of a cook
you're a bit of a noob I understand that you're a bit of a noob you don't
understand what I'm doing I'm re-emitting the shit meter right now
oops okay I didn't make the mistake there and mistake was made I will admit
That was not how I wanted that to go down there
They can get a free slime rat free slime, baby
I'm gonna win I don't want to exact exhaust shit
Oh my god, this guy's slimy the shit out of me, man.
Bro, is that you doing damage?
It's about to end, though.
I keep making a mistake chat I get I get spurred out. Okay. Do not spook out
impressive to see you thinking outside the box and creating these new insane
meta builds even though you are on the easiest difficulty of the game and
almost losing. Keep it up God, Gamer, you've got this tutorial mode difficulty.
Add three ships your hand exhaust. Backflip, gain eight blocks or two
Goods.
Dude, more shifts.
More shifts.
There's no need, bro.
There is no need.
I think is that I don't have drive issue with I have no power.
I have no power.
Play does good though, because it's bad.
I'm doing play does a good because it's actually free because I just
and I'm just not shit.
And I usually probably it's actually good as fuck every time.
Look, if I do this, if I do it properly, watch.
This is how it's supposed to go.
Then I can be leading strike for free.
If he does them wrong, yeah, I mean, it's just... yeah.
I didn't skip two. You can only do one free per attack.
I remember when I was playing Ascension 0 and Steamrolling just like this.
It's so fun sometimes when you want a nice chill-no-stress run.
Okay, three four bang let's go time
Gg nib he's done this is the run boys this is the run
Skill tactician, I'm slobby.
Do I have any discard?
I have nothing. Retain and fly some of them.
No, that's not a good idea, bro.
Okay, delete more stuff from my deck.
Ha ha!
This chick we ain't got something crazy though.
I deal 20 damage, if fatal, gain 20 gold.
You're saying gain 13 block?
Tain it.
Tain your hand this time.
wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait I mean that just like doubles everything
This is another multiplayer.
Right?
That's another multiplayer.
T5 block.
Block is not removed.
It's the same next turn.
That one's insane, by the way.
That one's insane, by the way.
Blur is insane.
Blur is crazy, bro.
Kim Chim without luck, Gaines's book never happening? Well, maybe not now, I think.
If you use a potion, Gaines's friend is 3 strength this turn.
If you actually get X cards, or increased by 2, wow! What the fuck!
What the fuck! What the fuck! That one's as he notes.
I don't want him doing chat. I know what I'm doing.
This one this one this one this one
And then I think I want to this one also
I'm not a potion
Wait, it's a block is not moved to start again next time
So I keep I get to keep additional block
That I already had
Yeah, so I get to keep anything that's left over which is sick say it like well
It's like it's like a that's like a way better defense card, right?
It's like a defense card that lets me have like unless we overblock and I'll feel bad about overblocking. I
Think it's good
Okay boss, let's go.
This guy's free.
This guy's free as fuck.
This guy's cooked.
Watch.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I
Don't want to
Did the minute let's just see what finishes light with this what's what to the finish it bro. Just finish it
Just finish it
right just finished it wait do I mean how much we got in 16 we get we got a
good look I've got my shut up so I can actually make him retain all this right
seven times
holy shit I mean that's a turn one boys that's a turn one right there that's
That's what I call gaming.
That was not mid, bro. You're mid.
Shut the fuck up. It was not mid.
Ah, okay, he's burning suck. Oh my god, he's burning suck.
Okay, we got enough trap. We got enough trap. GG noobs.
Wait, am I gonna overdraw or what?
It's a build still mid, chat?
Is it still mid?
I'm generally damage from this chat here, so...
It is not mad, chat!
It is not mad!
Dude, I'm 2 and 3.
Haven't even taken damage.
I literally haven't even taken damage.
And he's at half-life.
And I'm ramping to some insane shit where I'm at the one-shot of his ass.
He's about to do 40 damage from me though.
That way it's not going to be 40 damage from him in a neutralize.
Uh, wait, this guy's bad.
We're for sure near to survivor and defender.
Okay, I know I broke a ship what happens
Oh, really?
He continues to do the attack?
I'm gonna take the damage as what it is.
As what it is.
Whatever.
Okay, Nautrape kills him, I believe.
I think Nautrape just kills him here.
Uh, wait, can we eat some out?
There's enough guys to get some free jam?
We can't.
We just have to use it.
You just guys
What's that how many cops like it 18 ships bro 18 ships
Every kind of thank you play deals double damage, bro. I'm a bit of track so many things you're telling me I got that shit now, bro
Because it's just 10 to see more damage from my ship bill though, so
Backstab and they've seen damage of course
So wait, that means I lose one thing on the open up, but I get like, I can do 15 damage instantly.
That's pretty good.
Honestly, I'm just going to hit the backstab.
It's good for openness when you just go like one mob, you need to take that real
fast.
the start of each combat upgrade to burn guys in your draw pile for the race
combat
combat
combat
losing attack potion ability commons I'm playing a common skill
shift came her shiver shift build him ramping chat
Oh baby let's fucking ship it!
Let's fucking ship it!
What is that thing up there?
We boss it, right? We boss it.
Push a Mac into the boss.
You start each thing with three to one, do you think?
Okay.
Okay.
I'll cook with some thorns, I'll cook with some thorns.
I'm just so paranoid about the wasting ships.
Oh, fuck it, I'm retarded, I'm fucking retarded, I'm fucking retarded, I'm fucking retarded,
Motherfuckin' got it!
Motherfuckin' got it!
What the hell is this guy, man?
Is he a frog now, dude?
Oh man, how do you do when I just...
Why do I suck so much dick sometimes?
Yeah, I don't know why, but like, I just sometimes randomly said dick.
Makes no fucking sense.
I'm going to hold him this guy so hard, don't want me to fall.
Oh, Jacob, he says he's winning, bro, what the f***ing frog nights winning?
Okay, do you want to fuck this up?
That's looking good, boys, nothing alive, that's looking good.
Builds can clean.
What do you mean I did not fuck up, cats?
Can you guys stop making up shit?
Can we just get out of here?
Okay, I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Stop making up shit! Can we stop making shit up?
30 damage.
3 poison.
Dead ass, bro!
Okay, I could draw three cards.
Eight, nine block.
What am I taking?
I had to potion to avoid this damage.
Wow, that's so shit.
Is that the one ship?
Is that the one ship?
Is that what that is?
The singular ship?
Oh my god, I still get fucked.
still get fucked. He had weak already. I'm retarded.
What's that? It had to be a boss, right? Like, what the fuck was that?
W block this turn. W block. W block gang this turn.
10 block 10 damage. Having these cards these these are the cards that I'd like cost two.
I kind of good because it lets me do something strong with my free button but that's just
not good enough is it. Okay another boss we just go back to back bosses. Back to back
Alright, it's little bitch ass.
I think we just let's sweep this.
One, two, three.
Let's sweep.
Okay, now I take no damage.
Cool.
I'm continuing my combo.
Let me see it.
So I could nishrap with four ships.
Or I could just ramp my ships up more.
I think we have Rampage Ships up more right?
And we blur that we blur the defense for sure because I get to keep a lot of it
So we get 15 extra nice 13 damage you can do debuff cool. We just bust the adrenaline fairly good bust this
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm about to get a free thing.
Don't fuck this up.
There it is.
I need a weak core for that, man.
I actually need a weak core.
Okay, bitches.
He's dead if I get him.
he's dead if I get my thing yeah okay there it is I'm gonna sleep as well okay
dude oh my god
my sleep this is not here we just kill him right
wait that's free think about it think about it yeah think about it more
ships oh the finisher eight times 19 ships
okay bro I want to see what this car
says after this oh my god it literally
works it fucking works bro if only I
Oh my god! No! No! No way! No! No!
Well, it's just a little bit off!
Imagine I could use this!
How you died? Did the ones?
That'll be Sposs. Heal 25 HP.
That was good. That one's nice.
Remove all artifact.
And block.
It's going to be a placer in front of all exhaust.
That's potentially quite strong. It sucks that it's not innate though.
If you deal 11 damage, you'll deal 5 additional damage for each card that's cut at this turn.
That's insanely high damage. That's insanely high damage. Like, they will have poison from
that. Nine poison. But yeah, this one here, three vulnerable. I mean even if just three
vulnerable at zero cost is good yeah no no no three but I have no source of
vulnerable it's literally 50% more damage even even if it's like no
artifact but even if I'm not moving out of a and the room block it's still good
and if I can remove block and artifact to GG right yeah like think about that I
have no source of vulnerable
Interesting. Okay, what's my most powerful card in, Malfurion?
Ow.
That's kind...
We're really doing a turn three, like this.
I think it's a bribery, I mean, to the end of Malfurion.
3 shaves am I trippin maybe I'm trippin maybe this is trippin that was the correct
play right?
that was
chap it was the correct play shut the fuck up don't question it he had to flip it guys
What is this a stab bot it's a minion
We're gonna summon now he's burning
We burn the boss
Did I just leg sweep? Did I two leg sweeps? I leg sweep, right? I must have. Yeah, I do.
Shit, I need to bear back. I need to bear back.
I'm not sure what's up.
I
Uh, guys!
Look at this trash you useless. What is this? Like, are you playing the hook and attack?
What?
Okay.
Six. Five.
behind them playing in the top lane when you die, that pain is at your level.
What the fuck?! What the fuck?!
Check, you cannot grab the box. I tried to grab the box literally every time. You cannot
grab the box. There's clearly some other way. There's clearly some other thing. Oh my god,
that I'm missing here I would find this clip I literally pulled it multiple times you're
fucking low IQs that's the first thing I did it was the intuitive thing to do when I got
that you cannot do it I tried it like three times you know I won't look at the box I press
16 fucking damn yo, what the fuck's about to happen to be broke
I just gotta kill the boss
4 ships.
The finisher.
I know what to do, I know what to do, chair.
Oh my god, please be enough.
Please be enough, dude.
Please be enough.
I'm fullstanding this.
full standing this holy shit he hit the guy would have fucking murdered me if I
didn't if I didn't kill then I was just dead I drove okay I just just had one
cat
Cuz one though, I don't have enough energy
Maybe
Tortoise gas two discounts your cuts cost zero that lets me like have a mouse that lets me do you know it
That's like free right?
That's that's free because it lets me just like optimize my gear better. Yeah, I'm gonna rest here chat
2334 and I'm gonna hear a full one inside the bus cuz my fucking relic
All right, here we go boys
Fucking get your proteins ready ain't no way. I'm losing ain't no way. I'm losing nope
No
What is this?
This
Enemy intense to some losses
fuck it's fucking free dude free your noxious okay you give me free he's gonna
give me a free opener dumbass bitch you dumbass bitch that's some dirt that's
stupid dig let me go free cuz I'm gonna do some shit here okay I'm looking
this over here for sure. Wait, can I use an attack? It's got an infinite life. It will
let me attack it, right? I don't want to actually do it, but it will actually let me attack
I want it
It will actually leave me a second yeah, right
And I kind of take it okay jet if I am out able to attack it it looks like I can I
Don't want to use my back sab though
But I think is if I summon a bunch of shibs right and then I can't attack
Then they're gonna go into my fucking discount pile and then I cook myself. Oh
My god, I'm always the back side just isn't this
Okay, if I lose by 15 damage we all know why chat by the way just saying we like literally if I lose by 15 damage
We know why?
Fucking chat's retarded, bro Jesus Christ
Okay, noxious fumes. Absolutely noxious fumes, right? Absolutely noxious fumes.
SHOOT! TEST OPENER. Keep the Alps, keep the demons here. Very nice, that's so good.
door maker what am i comparable whenever you plan attack or skill it is
exhausted
what
What?
Okay, wait, I mean that's actually doesn't affect me at all because I just immune this entirely
You fucking retard oh shit. I'm retired. I'm the retard though. I'm the retard now. I'm the retard now
Now, I'm the rightest of the last one action, because I'm rightest spiked out.
Oh, shit.
Okay, when I use it, it exhausts.
Can do three damage, man.
I want to get exactly to the amount I need.
Nothing more, nothing less.
Oh my god, wait, does it change?
Oh, what a change!
I just thought that was how the fire was balanced. It changes.
Oh, I tried to exhaust it some of my best cards.
That one doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Oh, what the fuck?
Don't draw, bro. I don't do it.
It's gone. I thought it was balanced like that.
What does matter? I don't need it. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Oh, my God. I'm a root dog.
I'm a root dog.
My big Rui talk!
It's doing 18 damage.
What's this?
What's it doing out there?
Lose?
Lose!
whatever you play card lose wait is this what's making people download the
game
okay so I'm gonna get cooked if I use my shit
come here one
wait it's gonna use two it's gonna use two
I
Mean just to
So I get to the bled up. Oh wait, do you think my ships are gonna?
My ships won't cost anything anyway. I can still do a good damage
You're doing symptoms to what we got it now we just don't do that we don't have to happen
What is this? I'm gonna get it. Maybe this is my ship. It's gonna be free anyway, bro
So you're fucked
Gee
if I can sit at full life while I am ramping poison do you understand if I'm sitting at
full life while I'm ramping poison GG like what okay whatever did sweet as bro I'll
I'll- I'll kill it, Lace, if I can fuck.
I think I won't be able to lead a fucking lead sweep.
Uh, we aren't deleting anything else, we just leave the rest.
I'm gonna keep these.
I mean, I have so many fucking attacks! It doesn't hurt, right?
I have so many fucking attacks, who cares?
Oh, I got a potion.
isn't that already it's already upgraded dude this is already a grid I mean what am I gonna
be using it for it's everything I got it I need that shit hey now I'm chilling there's
no downside right I'm just fully cooking yeah so it's time to fuck some ass it's time to
fuck some ass but then this guy's so cooked unless he's gonna do something new like you
You just have to have intellect to beat this boss.
If you haven't got in, you're low end, brain dead, retard,
you're gonna struggle, but if you're high end, bro.
Oh my God!
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
Hold me back!
I'm still going!
Wait, yeah, I had to.
I had to.
He's dead next time I do it.
He's dead next time he's dead.
The second I look what does it got?
I'm losing action power.
Ugh.
Ugh.
This is brutal.
That's my turn over once I do that.
It's my turn over once I do that I
Do I did the two I did this and then I just fucking use the two zeros
Too bad
Great cattle on it. Great cattle. It's over boys. It's a he got 12 poisons, bro. It's done. He's done, bro
He said I'm exposing your ass. This guy's a fucking pedo. This guy's a fucking pedo
We got bit over here!
Exposed!
F***ing guy in the door, bro!
We've got the guy in the door!
Not even an introduction.
Oh shit.
Oh, fuck, oh, okay.
It's up until the 29th.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah, damn, I'm fucking good, Jack.
Beat the game twice now, baby.
We beat the game two times.
Back to fucking back.
Back to back, destroying the fucking game, holy.
Holy shit, what a fucking joke.
what a fucking joke bro they need to fucking make this game harder dead ass
okay some other bullshit what'll be a look yeah
vintage retrievers
oh I've defeated one by one those marked by the sound the voice for
damn
game one intangible that's an insane potion that's an insane potion
This once the source of clean water the spire the underdogs fall into disrepair aggressive
sea creatures emerged from its dits making the home of a like 10 like this oh it's
I was about to like legit criticise, I was like dog I get like this game is indie, but
holy shit, that art is like, damn, but yeah it's placeholder guys, it's placeholder, it's
placeholder.
Perfect stench emanates from the great leading you to the underducks the slimy waters call
to you.
What's that?
What's the underducks?
So I've beaten the game of this guy, beaten the game of this guy.
I hate these fucking I wait you're saying I'm gonna be if I wanted to play the game like if I you're telling me I
Would have to play this shit hero is it different
It's not the stupid energy guy. It looks like it's got energy bro. What is this?
The evidence does wheels causal powers, but it's minions to the work
I'm gonna try I guess
Hey regardless chat that was very fun I very much did I would say like bro my game
Outside of that my main criticism being they need to make the game harder
They didn't know if they didn't know if they make the door boss guy harder
They need to know they need to buff the door boss
Right
Buff the door boss biggest complaint need a bus into the bosses. Otherwise actually destroyed the game on two characters
We but will I go far? I'm probably gonna beat the game on all characters just because I can
Okay, something about destroying the game on all characters. We'll let you see
Because I would rate that that was very very very fun
Like I thoroughly enjoyed Slayer of the Spire 2 gameplay. Thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyed.
So many good, interesting bosses, debuffs, buffs. So many different ways you can approach the situation,
who you attack first, who you're going to debuff, are you going to play defense, are you going to go
boss on the wall, what are you going to do? Decision making, skipping versus taking. I mean,
Oh divine divine very very good such a well-designed game holy shit okay okay
yep so basically guys you've made up some some shit image guys cool stuff
thanks for that fake image anyway guys I gotta go to the gym so I will see you
guys later on so next time peace job so let's buy it to continues tomorrow just
storing the game on all the characters.
Okay, all characters, baby.
Going right on.
Turbo.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hello.
Hi, hi, hi, hello.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hello.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I
Patron? Guess what?
Pewsuck?
That every game...
Pew play?
Paragallo?
Paragallo?
That long? No. Patron?
No. Guess what?
Pewsuck?
No. That every game...
No. No. No. Pew play?
No. No. No. Paragallo?
No. No. No. No. No. No. No.