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Quin69

05-04-2026 · 7h 22m

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[00:12:00] it's so good bro such a good song love the lowland ring soundtrack bro so good

[00:12:14] The threat moves your little whitey watches but I'll watch the game.

[00:12:20] But with his rebirth, our time has come.

[00:12:26] The dream has gone away.

[00:12:34] Will you join the war?

[00:12:36] I will

[00:12:44] I will

[00:12:51] I'll get out again

[00:12:56] Really? It's not like

[00:13:01] I'm still getting mega power stuff on the car

[00:13:06] The fuck's the fucking countdown man. It must be soon. It's like five days or something right?

[00:13:16] I'm gonna scroll down where

[00:13:21] Indepth system blah blah blah. It's not there bro. It's not there. I was looking at the fucking countdown bro

[00:13:30] Three days only

[00:13:32] dead ass wait what am I gonna have a home

[00:13:37] oh jay there's hasn't three days hasn't three days

[00:13:45] that's gonna be hasn't three days let's fucking go let's fucking go let's fucking get it

[00:13:55] Give me that shit.

[00:14:00] What's three days and then we wait a month?

[00:14:03] Still, it's going to be an insane announcement.

[00:14:07] Cock.

[00:14:08] It's going to be an insane announcement.

[00:14:11] Uh, you know what I'm saying?

[00:14:15] Ooh.

[00:14:16] So I bought these new shoes and it's like uncomfortable on my feet.

[00:14:20] It's a bad chat.

[00:14:21] It's been $500 on these shoes.

[00:14:24] I got complete scammed this place second time and that is not comfortable my fucking it's my plant-out fessiardis

[00:14:30] It's just like well

[00:14:32] Yeah, 500 NZD's chat

[00:14:36] 500 NZD's they're not Nike's chat. They're not Nike's. They're like they're they're

[00:14:41] Just ergonomic shoes designed people with foot issues

[00:14:47] Still too much for shoes

[00:14:54] Don't tell me, I'm just down to chills.

[00:15:09] Look at that sex. I'm not month it is, baby.

[00:15:13] Is it May?

[00:15:15] It might be May.

[00:15:17] It's from May the 40th, so I'm gonna pay.

[00:15:24] What are you looking at?

[00:15:32] Really they're showing off Deluxe Edition exclusives in the trailer?

[00:15:41] Oh my god, they're on the Deluxe Edition.

[00:15:49] Fuck, they're just going to cost us Deluxe Edition.

[00:15:51] What are we doing with this Deluxe?

[00:15:53] Why we gotta do that?

[00:15:56] Why we gotta do that?

[00:15:57] I'm gonna watch this one instead, bro.

[00:15:58] Here we go.

[00:15:59] Um, alright, that game does look interesting, at least.

[00:16:02] It looks interesting, at least.

[00:16:04] Movie, not game.

[00:16:05] Wait, Resident Evil movie.

[00:16:07] Not game.

[00:16:11] Huh?

[00:16:12] Oh, wow!

[00:16:12] Someone, I thought you were looking at me fucking dog shit.

[00:16:15] Move, game, pearly shit.

[00:16:19] I had a little bit of a problem on the road.

[00:16:20] I was wondering if I could use your phone.

[00:16:23] Hello?

[00:16:25] Hello?

[00:16:35] Yes, sir, sorry.

[00:16:36] I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier, but um, some things have happened.

[00:17:04] I'm in like a seriously fucked up situation right now.

[00:17:14] And it looks like there's a chance that we might not get to talk to each other again.

[00:17:21] Why is the guy from doing there?

[00:17:34] I just wanted you to know.

[00:17:46] I love you.

[00:17:51] I mean, I'll definitely watch it on my TV.

[00:17:54] On my TV.

[00:17:56] I'm not going to the movies to watch it.

[00:17:58] I mean, hey, it looks like a movie.

[00:18:00] That looks like a movie, dude.

[00:18:01] I recognize some of the monsters so it's okay as a gamer. I'm like hey is I wanted are they gonna have umbrella corp in

[00:18:10] There what's gonna be going on here?

[00:18:13] Was that reason unable? I don't remember. I think it is right?

[00:18:19] As a gamer that is yeah umbrella corporation, right?

[00:18:27] Like there'll be some law behind everything

[00:18:31] I'm not a big reason and evil guy I

[00:18:35] Kind of don't mind. I'm completely neutral on reason and evil like people in chat like Western evil biscuit ever 10 out of 10

[00:18:42] I'm like resident evil. Yeah, I kind of just in it's okay

[00:18:45] It's just kind of okay to me. So I'm not like a big reason and evil guy, you know

[00:18:50] It's not a big reason I didn't like I

[00:18:52] I'm not a big silent help guy either.

[00:18:57] To be honest, any game where you walk around doing puzzles with finite ammunition, looking

[00:19:04] through fucking boxes and cupboards, I'm just not big into those games.

[00:19:11] It's like, hey, walking around jump scare simulator with, you've got 10 bullets, you

[00:19:19] You know, it's not that I'm scared, I just don't know.

[00:19:23] I don't mind watching horror movies and horror stuff.

[00:19:29] B2, but circle jerk.

[00:19:31] Wait, what am I clicked on, bro?

[00:19:34] What, this is so niche.

[00:19:39] Get arrested for visiting I work of my own model.

[00:19:42] Good afternoon, Bun Buns, since they're apologies

[00:19:44] on Monday, April 20th.

[00:19:45] Meet me with a receipt

[00:19:46] for the UK Prodigial Position of my artwork.

[00:19:48] Yeah, I look along.

[00:19:50] So currently I'm bail-pinning some

[00:19:51] outcome criminal investigation into accounts and activities.

[00:19:56] All of the devices were received as a result of the arrest.

[00:19:58] As a result of a bail condition,

[00:20:00] Mimi has a new,

[00:20:01] said to move to a new account

[00:20:03] and required to use a hidden name

[00:20:06] on a new account that her bail officers have agreed to.

[00:20:09] Counter-question is Mimi Yabai.

[00:20:16] This is Mimi Young Guy.

[00:20:18] um okay wait what the fuck um it's like we find out like we're like man what a perverse

[00:20:29] use of the the law this is this is injustice and then we actually like her artwork because

[00:20:35] she's like a fucking like a fox girl and a diaper take oh I poopy in my panties you know

[00:20:41] like it's one of these things where I'm not I I'm not gonna like dude we ain't seen the

[00:20:46] artwork okay we ain't seen the artwork

[00:20:50] aww I did poopies in my panties oh man look at my titties by the way oh yeah man

[00:20:56] can't wait to get some dick you know some weird some weird that like that's

[00:21:01] what's good that's you've seen it yet you've seen it you've if you guys don't

[00:21:07] maybe bring up that fucking disgusting guys Twitter profile again don't maybe

[00:21:13] bring us to probably we've seen what some of these vtubers models look like so

[00:21:20] while yes i would say it's likely that the uk government is just cooked and they're

[00:21:24] massively overreaching and this is probably just like a standard vtuber but we don't know

[00:21:31] because i'm not yeah have you looked up have you looked up the meme young guy are we sure it

[00:21:37] it isn't just borderline child pornography because the last we've seen that other fucking

[00:21:43] vtuber you know what I'm talking about the diaper shit was fucking cooked wow what a

[00:21:49] great edit guys what a great what an amazing edit what a great edit wow I mean what are

[00:21:55] we even scared of this guy for like oh no there's a big fat guy who can't walk look

[00:22:01] What are you?

[00:22:05] Yeah, huh?

[00:22:07] What's he gonna do?

[00:22:16] Rar!

[00:22:21] Rar!

[00:22:22] Rar!

[00:22:23] Rar!

[00:22:25] Rar!

[00:22:27] Rar!

[00:22:30] Rar!

[00:22:31] You triggered him you triggered him you triggered that cat that track the cat is triggered

[00:22:38] It's your mother that the other on my cat the other day

[00:22:43] Gallivary

[00:22:48] Photos scroll down scroll down some great photos here, dude because I'm great photos

[00:22:55] Some very good photos

[00:22:58] This is amazing clothes just chillin chillin chillin. You know what I'm saying, but there's some of them

[00:23:05] That's not one of them. I'm looking for a cat ride. Oh, yes

[00:23:08] Look my cat was my cat was fighting another cat as you can see here

[00:23:12] He's doing the pole maneuver

[00:23:16] This can't fight okay, but they know I'm gonna get a photo. I actually got a video

[00:23:22] I'm here get slow

[00:23:27] Yeah

[00:23:42] Right now runs away bro, he runs away fucking pussy-ass

[00:23:48] Fucking pussy-ass cat radio folks off man this title popped up, bro. That's all pumped up

[00:23:57] damn this is pussy ass camera, look at that pussy ass camera

[00:24:03] good ass, I'm running away man

[00:24:05] just fucking destroy bro

[00:24:09] ah but yeah it was a cat fight guys

[00:24:12] so that's happened the other day

[00:24:14] pretty epic

[00:24:15] you guys enjoyed that cat fight?

[00:24:17] sounds like you

[00:24:18] well tell, it's because it was me guys

[00:24:21] what was the, this, this looks like some AI slop game

[00:24:26] I slot game what is this

[00:24:49] This game can be balanced let's different is the same peripherals it can be balanced

[00:24:53] Because they got different, you got different peripherals, right, different microphones

[00:24:58] would be, you know, you could just turn up the gain.

[00:25:00] Like, I could just, I could just get a microphone and just turn up the gain to do a hi and then you could cheat.

[00:25:03] Hello, I'm Kiwik. I'm currently homeless and I've just finished filming all the bits I need for this video you're about to watch.

[00:25:11] I'm currently sat on the Mediterranean coast in a little makeshift home that I've created for myself, which will be in the video.

[00:25:18] What is the Mediterranean coast chat? Does anyone know?

[00:25:20] I'm not going to watch a whole movie yet. I'm not watching the whole thing. Just to be clear, I'm not watching the whole thing. I just wanted to see the vibes.

[00:25:25] Also done a bit of fishing and it shows my previous night, maybe two nights. I've not decided which ones to edit in yet. Might be two of them. Might be just one of them previous setups that I've done as well.

[00:25:35] But thanks to YouTube income, I can freely cycle wherever I like.

[00:25:41] This is my steed that I use, fully loaded.

[00:25:45] That keeps me mobile. Sit back, eat yourself a cup of tea. Cup of tea is always a must. Enjoy.

[00:25:54] Wait. Again. Again, this is Grand-Hoddo. Oh, shit. He's got some serious gear.

[00:26:03] He's got some serious gear. So, about three and a half years ago, I was technically made homeless

[00:26:11] whilst I was living in London. I still had my full-time job at that stage, but the landlord

[00:26:18] did the dirty on me and I ended up on the streets nowhere to go whilst still working full-time.

[00:26:25] I managed to keep my job for a further month to six weeks, I think it was, where then work

[00:26:33] decided they didn't want a smelly homesperson working with them and manufactured a way to get

[00:26:39] Good, if successfully too I might have.

[00:26:42] So he did, well he smelled that?

[00:26:45] Why didn't he just get a house?

[00:26:48] That put me in a pretty dire situation,

[00:26:51] but luckily, without having a head on my shoulders

[00:26:55] and not having any addictions or dependent

[00:26:59] on alcohol, drugs, anything like that.

[00:27:02] What is the four houses that, bro?

[00:27:04] That's an old emote, bro.

[00:27:05] What is that four houses?

[00:27:06] No, but seriously though,

[00:27:07] can he just rent a new house?

[00:27:08] What and they never enters

[00:27:10] And sure do you get like a renters thing if they kick you out early they you get like a little payout

[00:27:17] You're homeless just buy a house is this even the classic that's not in the classic brothers. There was one before this

[00:27:25] Right I feel like

[00:27:29] Loading loading. Oh, it's muted or something for homeless

[00:27:34] Just buy a house

[00:27:38] Um, if you're homeless.

[00:27:42] That's not it.

[00:27:43] She's not the original.

[00:27:44] That's not it.

[00:27:45] That ain't the original.

[00:27:46] Plus, the added bonus of having on my faculties with me, I made due to make my situation comfortable.

[00:27:56] And it wasn't too long after that.

[00:27:58] A good friend of mine suggested that I start recording my travels and my escapades, as

[00:28:06] it were.

[00:28:07] I found myself not wanting to stay in the same place more than one night, so I was

[00:28:13] traveling all around London

[00:28:20] To the point that he said mate you should film these and put why is he talking while he's talking

[00:28:26] YouTube, which is exactly what I did

[00:28:30] Monetize and I had a couple of videos do really well

[00:28:37] This is what I'm doing now. I do not get any benefits from the government.

[00:28:42] I am fully self-supported via my YouTube income. And it's not enough. It's definitely not a life

[00:28:49] changing amount. I've settled into a comfortable rhythm now. Why is he talking while he's talking?

[00:28:56] I have had two videos that have done really well netting me approximately about six to seven

[00:29:04] Seven hundred pound a piece

[00:29:13] Okay, so basically he didn't have a house and he's on his bike and he's parking around homeless boy

[00:29:18] We're gonna have a look at the origin of the get a house. How was somebody homeless just get a house just get a house

[00:29:26] Thank you

[00:29:34] They said it's safe just with the numbers.

[00:29:36] So that's a safety measure.

[00:29:38] So what is it with health people up by?

[00:29:40] Just get a house.

[00:29:42] Just get a house.

[00:29:44] Four years ago. Wait a minute.

[00:29:46] Guys, the lady

[00:29:48] in the other video

[00:29:50] um

[00:29:52] if you're homeless

[00:29:54] It was from 2019. Just buy a house.

[00:30:00] She even did in 2019 which was actually

[00:30:02] uh... six seven years old

[00:30:07] four times forty yeah i'm not sure

[00:30:09] i don't know

[00:30:11] well the guys

[00:30:15] so i've got my eye and i saw someone on youtube the other day cooking with him

[00:30:19] what i get is when it's pissing their brain he's just got a tarp

[00:30:22] he moves to like a concrete structure

[00:30:27] uh...

[00:30:29] This is the most replayed. I don't know if this is a case on a beach.

[00:30:33] Jesus.

[00:30:37] I guess if you know what, at least you could go into the water and get cleaned up.

[00:30:43] Stop skipping, chat. The reality is the video. I'm sorry.

[00:30:46] It's, it didn't realize how poor quality it was going to be. I get he is homeless.

[00:30:49] This is probably happened to edit because he probably hasn't got a computer.

[00:30:53] So he worried to edit it from his phone.

[00:30:55] It's it's likely

[00:30:57] That's why it's so talk to you anything. Unfortunately

[00:31:00] Is he a weeb? I don't think he's a weebs a guy from London. He's from New Zealand

[00:31:05] And he's homeless a little on the beach, but he looks like he's living a good life, but man

[00:31:08] He's having a good time at the end of the day

[00:31:12] You know cool good stuff guys good stuff good stuff

[00:31:22] I'm not watching this

[00:31:23] Force now take an XGC band. What's my valhime?

[00:31:30] What did it do?

[00:31:53] Hey, this goes sooo bad.

[00:31:56] Today, I want to show you how my weekends look like at 36, living completely on my own.

[00:32:03] No plans, no social obligations.

[00:32:06] In such a hyper-connected world, I realized that spending an entire day without seeing

[00:32:12] a word isn't a tragedy, but the ultimate luxury.

[00:32:16] Hi, I'm Zaza, 36, single, living in the mega city of Guangzhou.

[00:32:23] China currently staying in this seven square meter in my last video I wasn't

[00:32:33] feeling great a lot of you left comments and gave me advice so thank you for that

[00:32:39] you guys bring English to me if people mentioned was exercising more so I bought

[00:32:45] a book something I can follow at home I don't know if it will go on the

[00:32:54] conditioning

[00:33:02] come the conditioning that's why okay last video the lady also put a bunch of

[00:33:09] random I self-improvement books and this guy did the same thing we put a

[00:33:12] the comic conditioning book that's it but I guess it's a start studies show that

[00:33:17] after age 35 muscle mass gradually declines increasing muscle through

[00:33:23] exercise can help prevent a do you're pre-diabetic did ass it's not gonna

[00:33:27] twizz he's pre-diabetic for sure the QB he's not he's like not overweight he

[00:33:33] would be classified as obese in quality of life

[00:33:39] Straight up so I'm committing to building a solid workout habits starting today

[00:33:45] Okay, one you can do one

[00:33:50] Okay, since it's the weekend and my roommates are relaxing three I decided to go on and have no bad three honestly

[00:33:59] Three like I seen Abby do put this at this time. She couldn't do one even

[00:34:04] Big dad to my dad's a push-ups

[00:34:06] he started off, I think he could do like one or two and then by the after like week three

[00:34:12] he could do ten. But what I'm saying is, it's doing three dead ass first try, not bad.

[00:34:17] A proper weekend. Let me show you what a typical weekend is like for a single person living

[00:34:22] alone in China.

[00:34:24] I think you can't speak English at least today, I have a voice.

[00:34:40] I ordered some fruit online this morning.

[00:34:46] In China, buying groceries online is usually cheaper than going to a store.

[00:34:52] This whole box of oranges weighs 2.5 kilograms and only costs $2.

[00:34:59] Wait, you're gonna use that? I mean that's hardcore.

[00:35:02] They got polar starring.

[00:35:04] But what is that?

[00:35:05] Dude, a vegan seeing this video, bro.

[00:35:10] Dude, I got like my cousin, said she doesn't ask his sister.

[00:35:15] It's turbo vegan and she brags it.

[00:35:18] I only got all the rubber she's ever used, like, and she'll have it in a whole year in a cup.

[00:35:23] She's just flexing.

[00:35:25] And she gets mad if you, like, give her a gift and you don't reuse the wrapping paper or you don't, it's not reusable when you go, it's fucking brutal, bro.

[00:35:33] Her seeing this box with that plastering, with that plastic over each fucking fruit like that, would give her an aneurysm.

[00:35:41] Okay, let me tell you, that would give her a fucking aneurysm.

[00:35:43] It's one of those small ways I see a man maybe alone.

[00:35:48] Oh my god that is insane.

[00:35:59] I gotta go to the house right now.

[00:36:01] See, just as I mentioned in my previous video, my roommate and I never talk.

[00:36:07] You all saw that, right?

[00:36:09] he was busy he walked by actually this is quite common among young people in

[00:36:20] China nowadays many of them don't enjoy socializing much it feels less

[00:36:26] stress well how old is he I think I think he's like 32 he's 36 or this way

[00:36:30] that's good that's good young people okay it's cool these clothes of a young

[00:36:34] person. You're grown as a delt bro, you're about to turn 40, are we? You're about to do 40, you're about to do 40, I wouldn't, I guess 30 is, 30 is a new 20, true.

[00:36:47] Hmm

[00:36:56] Holy fuck that must be what are you doing?

[00:36:59] You just sit there?

[00:37:07] I'm gonna be honest, I got depressed watching him do that

[00:37:10] He like ate the iron and just stared out at the city and like he's just in his room

[00:37:14] He's got like no plans

[00:37:17] Oh my god, that just like it was depressing. It's like fuck. I should kill kill myself

[00:37:20] I was just thinking like I'm gonna come I was out like I was thinking I might kill it suicide

[00:37:28] Immediately, that's what I thought

[00:37:30] Dude in like 10 seconds, bro. Like do any nature. He needs nature in this bitch

[00:37:36] I couldn't do it. I couldn't live if there was no green around me. I couldn't

[00:37:40] I ain't doing it temporarily, but like holy shit

[00:37:44] I I fucking hell I would just

[00:37:46] Hell no, like you need some trees and shit

[00:37:52] These are trees

[00:38:04] He does that before he goes out he does that we go down

[00:38:11] He does that the way dude you guys do that

[00:38:14] Nobody does it, wait, is that a thing who will do, wait, do he will do this?

[00:38:24] They mug and then, oh you think this is for the video, do you think this is just for the

[00:38:30] video he's doing it?

[00:38:37] It's acting.

[00:38:42] I mean, he did have to come back inside and get this camera after that shot.

[00:38:47] He closed it, like he grabbed it, he did the thing, and then he had to come back inside

[00:38:50] and grab his camera.

[00:38:52] So, it's probably, maybe it is, probably.

[00:38:57] Okay, recycling, nice.

[00:39:00] Spoiler alert, okay, wait, what'd he get?

[00:39:02] Whatever those little foam things you had, buddy.

[00:39:04] Because that shit ain't recyclable, dead ass.

[00:39:09] That double dead ass.

[00:39:13] Nah. Nah.

[00:39:15] It's a complete majority of plastics that ain't recyclable, it's all a giant scam.

[00:39:19] Guys, there's like five numbers on the recycling objects you have and you think you're recycling all the plastics,

[00:39:25] but actually like only one in five of those is recycled.

[00:39:27] The risk goes to the landfill.

[00:39:29] Risk goes to the landfill, that is what it is.

[00:39:31] You know it is what it is.

[00:39:32] It's a giant scam.

[00:39:33] It's a- it's a- it's a John-scan. It's true.

[00:39:40] I'm heading to a local guest point for lunch.

[00:39:42] There you would-

[00:39:43] It's about just a couple of minutes away.

[00:39:51] My first choice is always a shared bike.

[00:39:54] In China, they're everywhere.

[00:39:57] You just scan with your phone and go.

[00:40:03] Let's see, let's see if there's a camera, if we film this, alright, let's get a bike off.

[00:40:14] Dude.

[00:40:20] Cinema, cinema, cinema.

[00:40:22] I just realized this is the latest model of the bike.

[00:40:26] It even has a new phone mount.

[00:40:28] That's brilliant.

[00:40:29] Whoa, I don't know if brilliant is what I did to describe that, but like, I mean, yeah.

[00:40:42] The share by costs 20 cents per hour, or $2 for a monthly pass with unlimited rides.

[00:40:49] Huh?

[00:40:50] Okay, looking, bro, looking, what?

[00:40:53] Go back.

[00:40:54] Yeah.

[00:40:55] This guy's a comic creator bro, hello.

[00:41:08] They're so handy and cheap that nowadays hardly anyone buys their own bike.

[00:41:14] As long as they're not like, if they last so long time and then you know, and then I

[00:41:24] mean it sounds, it could actually be good right, I think, rental bikes being everywhere

[00:41:30] and they're like not trashy as fuck, they don't just break down like creating a bunch

[00:41:33] of waste, you know, theoretically it's actually more efficient right if there's a bunch of

[00:41:38] Bakes. Oh, what the fuck is that one meal, bro? Jesus Christ

[00:41:42] But what the there's a turtle on that?

[00:41:46] Who's a guy good? What the fuck? It's a turtle on a plate

[00:41:54] What the hell what the fuck is this dude, that's crazy China's next level just eat a turtle

[00:42:01] Anyway, yeah, it's probably good, right? Everyone used to write share stuff. It'd save a lot of energy and power.

[00:42:08] It'd be less waste. Like theoretically, a bunch of power tools and all sorts of scare you need to do stuff temporarily.

[00:42:15] Instead of people all buying their own things, we all just like loaned it from some giant library.

[00:42:19] It would save a lot of waste, no doubt. So maybe it's actually good that it's next to...

[00:42:25] Is he gonna eat the turtle?

[00:42:27] at the restaurant. This is a local Cantonese style place.

[00:42:41] Guangzhou is often called the food capital of China.

[00:42:45] What makes it special is how much attention people pay to ingredients.

[00:42:57] This is the oldest style qi restaurant. Every table is equipped with its own qi brewing set

[00:43:14] First you need to choose a type of qi that you like from the variety available

[00:43:19] This is called the qi seating fee. It costs $1 per person

[00:43:27] A lot of stuff in plastic.

[00:43:29] What's up with everything in plastic?

[00:43:31] It's weird that stuff in plastic,

[00:43:33] to me, I would see tea bags

[00:43:35] with paper bags.

[00:43:37] It's just different, just cheap.

[00:43:51] Ni hao, I've got the phone.

[00:43:53] Ni hao ma.

[00:43:57] He will say when she delivers the food he will go.

[00:44:10] Chie Chie, trust me.

[00:44:12] So it's time to make the tea.

[00:44:24] I've chosen a deeply fermented tea called Pu'er,

[00:44:28] which is typically enjoyed alongside meals.

[00:44:31] I

[00:44:39] And that's a big ass feet

[00:44:42] The big ass feet or is this one's plates the we've got will push a cart around to deliver dishes to each

[00:44:48] He's just following this random ass waste of RAM or what the fuck

[00:44:50] Imagine you're getting food and there's some random guy like just filming the way to give

[00:45:02] you food.

[00:45:05] When I am confused, when do they give the Chinese salute in this video?

[00:45:28] Most of the food here is made fresh, every day.

[00:45:32] Say shesheh bro.

[00:45:36] This is a local style rice kanji.

[00:45:38] The rice is simmered over a long time.

[00:45:40] He didn't say shesheh.

[00:45:41] He didn't say shesheh did it.

[00:45:43] He just took that and didn't say thank you.

[00:45:47] Until it completely breaks down.

[00:45:49] Resulting in an exception that is long time until it completely breaks down.

[00:45:54] Wait simmered rice.

[00:45:56] Resulting in an exceptionally smooth texture and an intensely rich rice aroma

[00:46:03] But that is baby pudding he's eating baby pudding

[00:46:13] But

[00:46:15] Melted down rice to

[00:46:18] If you add melted down rice, dude, what the fuck is chicken staring at the guy, bro

[00:46:24] She's like, what the fuck? Why is he recording me?

[00:46:25] Um, so, it would, do you know what I'm thinking about now?

[00:46:28] It would probably be like rice pudding is yum as fuck.

[00:46:31] Which you get rice, milk, and then you cook it.

[00:46:35] And then put some sugar on it, and that shit tastes good.

[00:46:38] Even with how fast food production is growing everywhere,

[00:46:42] places like this still keep things traditional.

[00:46:45] And that's probably why so many people come here.

[00:46:49] Oh, he said shit at the time!

[00:46:51] You hear it?

[00:46:52] So many people come here.

[00:46:54] It's him. He's my old friend.

[00:47:02] Nice to meet you. What are you 70 years old?

[00:47:06] I used to brag about it all the time. My mum would make it all the time.

[00:47:10] Oh, dude. L, bro. Pick it up, man.

[00:47:15] A restaurant like this is open all day, from early morning to late night.

[00:47:20] It's not just a place to eat, but also where locals gather and relax.

[00:47:25] That chicken looks nice.

[00:47:32] This is the hot day, bro. This is the hot, hot damn hot shit.

[00:47:37] This is a bit chilly though. This is maybe a bit chilly.

[00:47:39] People drink tea. In Jewry to the West.

[00:47:41] But that was a chit, that was a foot?

[00:47:44] Wait, it was a foot? Nah.

[00:47:46] And gather with friends. This is the essence.

[00:47:50] I've never ate a chicken foot before. I think I ate chicken. Wait, I ate chicken.

[00:47:54] Why is it weird to me?

[00:47:56] Because I didn't get fed chicken foot as a child. If I got fed chicken foot as a child, I think it's normal.

[00:48:07] Yeah, that's what it is.

[00:48:08] Holy posh, at least she care. So he keeps filming this chick. He doesn't like it. She's not a big fan.

[00:48:13] at laid-back guangzhou by this is a disk on the grammar the grammar oh this

[00:48:27] pushes bro that's big deck that's big deck yeah what the hell she's leaning

[00:48:34] She's leaning.

[00:48:35] She's leaning.

[00:48:36] He's leaning.

[00:48:37] This is a discount snack shop with spending becoming more cautious.

[00:48:48] Everything here costs less than at a normal supermarket.

[00:48:51] Holy fuck.

[00:48:52] That's why it's so popular now.

[00:48:57] Like spot the unprocessed food.

[00:49:02] impossible

[00:49:07] It doesn't matter what food you're getting a bro you're getting some micro plastics

[00:49:11] With some added sugar

[00:49:13] That's why you're so popular now broke is what's just bad for you. This is what makes you unhealthy and sick

[00:49:19] This is really bad. She's like if you just if you're surrounded by the stuff of food, you can't get just normal food

[00:49:24] I'm here to buy a drink and this afternoon I'm going to watch a very meaningful film.

[00:49:40] This guy films, how is he filming?

[00:49:43] Is it like, is he got a camera like this and he's just like going up with some girl's

[00:49:47] shoulder or is he, is it just on a, is he just standing too close to people?

[00:49:52] I'm confused.

[00:49:53] There's a guy here, right? He's already waiting in line.

[00:49:57] This guy's waiting in line.

[00:49:59] Okay?

[00:50:01] I'm going to watch a very meaningful film.

[00:50:04] What's, what, what is this?

[00:50:08] Like, why, even if it's on his shoulder, why is he getting so close to this random person?

[00:50:14] Why is he jumping in front of the camera?

[00:50:17] I'm thinking he's like this, I'm thinking he's like this, and the guy,

[00:50:19] says you should have the guy move out to the side, right? I think he's going like this.

[00:50:23] I think that's how he's doing that's why the guy moved back

[00:50:33] It's not zoom it's not zoom look

[00:50:38] He just doesn't really weird shots and people keep getting what look at uncomfortable half the villain shots are every time he's doing it

[00:50:44] But this guy's standing behind this chicken line

[00:50:46] Look at watch a very meaningful film. He's sorry. He moves out of the way

[00:50:53] I think he's socially unaware, I think he's got a bit of ass burgers or something, let's

[00:51:03] go.

[00:51:04] I think he's socially unaware, yeah.

[00:51:11] It's been a long time since I last watched a movie.

[00:51:15] Today's one is actually from my childhood.

[00:51:23] I booked the ticket online in advance, and it cost $5.

[00:51:30] It's based on Super Mario.

[00:51:32] I've been playing that game since I was a kid.

[00:51:37] Are you gonna watch that?

[00:51:39] I went to the Super Mario movie with my kids,

[00:51:41] and there was a bunch of parents with their kids.

[00:51:47] And they were scratching the whole time,

[00:51:48] and they were throwing popcorn everywhere,

[00:51:50] and it's like, bro, I swear to God,

[00:51:51] one of them shit themselves during the movie I swear to God some of them shit

[00:51:56] themselves during the movie like straight up it was it was I'm what I'm

[00:51:59] saying is you're gonna end up with a cinema with a bunch of kids that's it's

[00:52:03] not a good experience is what I'm saying if you're gonna watch your movie you

[00:52:06] should wait till you're at home and watch it then okay you should what you

[00:52:11] wait till it's on your TV screen then you watch it

[00:52:17] Where's your rubber?

[00:52:26] So for me, this not just a movie, this more like a memory.

[00:52:34] Steve.

[00:52:36] What the hell is this? How's the cinema viable?

[00:52:42] How's it the way, how on earth, what?

[00:52:46] We'll see what you're gonna take, bro, we'll see what you're gonna take.

[00:52:49] We'll go in the middle, oooh, why did we get to sign a number?

[00:52:54] Wow, hard day.

[00:52:58] These soft sofa chairs are incredibly comfortable.

[00:53:03] Okay, I told you he was gonna get in there with a bunch of kids.

[00:53:05] I told you he was going to be in there with a bunch of kids.

[00:53:07] Put the ball on him.

[00:53:20] What? Third you're committing crime!

[00:53:22] What the fuck is this guy up to?

[00:53:25] Oh my god, relax, bro, with the filming.

[00:53:34] Am I going to hit Van?

[00:53:35] Washing it? Am I about to get banned for washing it?

[00:53:37] Did he throw me himself again?

[00:53:39] What? Stop!

[00:53:41] The Rock

[00:53:45] Just as I was completely absorbed in the film, I suddenly heard the sound of snowing.

[00:53:51] Seriously, bro.

[00:53:54] Yo, you recording his ass, huh?

[00:53:57] Seriously, bro, yo, what the fuck?

[00:53:59] This guy's on a hinge, he's making this video.

[00:54:02] Whoa, seriously, dawg.

[00:54:04] What are you doing?

[00:54:05] Sleeping?

[00:54:06] So what it is, is he's here with his kids.

[00:54:08] He's here with his kids,

[00:54:10] and he's just let his kids sit at the front.

[00:54:12] Yeah.

[00:54:16] That's what's, what's going on.

[00:54:20] Right, I, I went to the Z-Marry film with my kids,

[00:54:23] and do you know what I spent?

[00:54:24] Do you know, the movie was actually unwatchable.

[00:54:26] Do you know why Chad?

[00:54:28] Cause each kid needed a piss at like 10 minute intervals.

[00:54:33] And

[00:54:35] And then you and then by some what the third one's pest

[00:54:39] The first one is to piss again

[00:54:42] Awesome, I don't know what I don't know what I got them coke for like the first time ever

[00:54:47] Maybe it's because the kids caffeine in there. I got I was like, it's a special thing you can have coke for the first time ever I

[00:54:53] Gave them coke at this. Yeah, I was like fuck up. Let's give them coke. It's like why not?

[00:54:57] It's small, it's very small, very small, so it's the best, you know, fucking cinema.

[00:55:03] They got Coke and they got Coke on it.

[00:55:07] The whole thing was just like, alright, get up, then you take a bit of it, alright, next

[00:55:10] one, then you take a bit of it, it was just the whole time, internet, internet.

[00:55:18] It's no small culture.

[00:55:28] After the movie, the city felt very crowded.

[00:55:31] Weekends in China are like this.

[00:55:42] It was zero, by the way. No sugar, right?

[00:55:46] People are usually busy during the week, so weekends become the only time to spend with family or kids.

[00:55:55] There's a really nice cosplays out there, what the hell's going on?

[00:56:05] What is that with stores like this where it's like you're at the fucking store and like it's just a bunch of tables?

[00:56:12] tables. Why is that? Because they don't want people to sit down. This is the Xiaomi shop.

[00:56:19] This is the Xiaomi shop which says, I'm as Xiaomi enjoy but I don't understand the design

[00:56:24] of these stores. Do you mean this? Well, do my phones but it's like, no, it's like these

[00:56:28] stores, these tech stores. It's not even just phone ones. You just go on and there's just

[00:56:32] a bunch of tables with shit on them. It's a tech setup. See, stupid. I'm just trying

[00:56:37] to understand it. What's the benefit of like why when I got on my phone dealership

[00:56:44] it's just like no fucking chairs and it's just stuff and it's just standing around

[00:56:48] these tables and you just got to talk to a guy next to a table.

[00:56:56] Pissing the product.

[00:56:56] I see that well, I don't know you've got products that would be better shown on a cabinet and

[00:57:08] then maybe some dividers when you talk to a person one-on-one you come up into my room

[00:57:13] maybe a room but instead they strip all the walls away they don't have any cabinets there's

[00:57:17] no chairs and it's just an empty stair I'll ring with tables and fucking random tech products

[00:57:22] It's like they all try to imitate Apple, because they think it's good or something, but to me it's like, what are we doing there? What is this barren environment?

[00:57:31] I'm doooooood.

[00:57:33] Dude.

[00:57:34] Let's see, go back though. What is going on here?

[00:57:39] What is going on here?

[00:57:41] Walked into a shopping mall.

[00:57:46] I walked into a shopping mall, and saw a lot of people playing games.

[00:57:50] I think we've been lied to about China. Looks like a great place to live TBH. Everyone else claims it's a shithole.

[00:58:01] Somehow, we've felt a big contingent. I started.

[00:58:06] Is that the film more alive? Do you know what it is? It's a sensory overload, bro.

[00:58:12] Sensory fucking overload. You playing this fucking game, dude?

[00:58:16] Dude they just want you to buy something or get the fuck out can't have the pause later ring around

[00:58:22] I like the lawyer say bro. I love going to like my favorite shops to go on do like places like Harvey Norman

[00:58:28] Was a bunch of tech stuff you can look at much interesting stuff, and then they got like chairs

[00:58:34] The guys lounges and dicks and I just sit down on like the demo chairs

[00:58:38] And I was like lean back and just like put my kids unleash their orders from running around playing tag just I'm just like

[00:58:46] It was just a way bit of art. It's a way bit of art.

[00:58:53] You feel more alive.

[00:58:58] So I joined them.

[00:59:05] I bought some gaming tokens, planning to really indulge myself for a while.

[00:59:12] For a fucking mountain bike ride, bro. Well, I like go for a swim, man. What are we doing here?

[00:59:28] Everyone knows you only go to an arcade if you're taking your kids to an arcade chat

[00:59:32] You don't go to an arcade to go to an arcade. What do you know? What do you like, uh, dude?

[00:59:39] 25

[00:59:41] What do you like 25?

[00:59:43] What do you like 25?

[00:59:45] I'm old as fuck now.

[00:59:49] So when I go to an arcade, it's to take my kids to an arcade.

[00:59:53] You don't actually need to enjoy the arcade yourself.

[00:59:56] You just have to sit there and manage your kids the whole time.

[00:59:58] Okay, let me tell you, this is your life once you have kids.

[01:00:02] This is your life.

[01:00:05] Okay, you don't get to actually enjoy it.

[01:00:08] Chat. Processed food will kill you. Ignore the constantly 90 to 100 year old Asian grandparent's

[01:00:16] eating nothing but packaged food, instead copy Quinn who will diet 50 from protein maxing.

[01:00:21] What are you talking about? The guys who are fucking living super old, they're literally

[01:00:27] just eating fresh fish and rice and they're on Mediterranean diets, whole foods. You're literally

[01:00:33] Coping they're like you're actually high coping hi dude. Okay now at Japan. They did for that. They're eating fucking rice

[01:00:42] potatoes

[01:00:43] Fish was sweet potato. It's like but it's better

[01:00:47] The motherfuckers who are living super long and you are they just eating using fuck tons of olive oil whole foods Mediterranean diet

[01:00:55] You're literally wrong. You're just wrong. You're just spreading lies. Don't we like it?

[01:01:00] It's just big we got big food over here. So since I have a good a big food I'm gonna spread their fake news rights

[01:01:07] That's fucking plastic

[01:01:11] You are wrong and don't know is right false

[01:01:18] Okay, all right

[01:01:23] I think somebody crocs in that chance it's bus out Grog

[01:01:30] Okay, my channel is telling me that the best way to live life and to live the longest life

[01:01:47] is to eat nothing but packaged food.

[01:01:52] Is this accurate?

[01:01:53] Like it's based on the studies and people who have been watched all around the world.

[01:01:57] Is it just people who package food max or what diet is it?

[01:02:02] What does the science say?

[01:02:06] Fuck no, your chat's full of shit.

[01:02:12] Eating nothing but packaged food is the fastest way to an early grave, not longevity.

[01:02:17] That crap is mostly ultra-processed garbage, loaded with additives, seed oils, and bullshit

[01:02:22] that studies link to higher risks of heart disease, cancer, diabetes, and straight up

[01:02:26] dying sooner. The people who actually live the longest, those blue-zone centenarians eat mostly

[01:02:32] whole plant foods. Beans, greens, sweet potatoes, nuts, minimal meat like twice a month. No

[01:02:39] Doritos, no frozen pizzas, no microwave dinners. Packaged ultra-processed shit shortens telomeres,

[01:02:46] ramps up inflammation, and fucks your gut. Every big steady shows more of that shit equals higher

[01:02:51] Why you're fucking vegan some shit the fuck you're fucking vegan wait, what about the Mediterranean guys any good?

[01:02:57] I mean I understand that sweet potato and the okinawans and that they live hell along with some of that fish and that shit

[01:03:03] but what I'm talking about is

[01:03:06] Mediterranean's don't they eat more food which has meat in it and they live hell alone

[01:03:10] Nah, I'm not a fucking vegan, you clown.

[01:03:22] I just don't worship but the altar of bacon like you do.

[01:03:24] You just fucked up Ceasar, me bro!

[01:03:26] Mediterranean diet?

[01:03:27] Hell yeah, it's legit.

[01:03:29] Steady show it straight up boosts longevity, cuts heart disease, and even lengthens your

[01:03:33] telomeres like some cellular fountain of youth.

[01:03:36] They do eat meat, but not like your average American Smashing Burgers daily.

[01:03:41] Traditional style?

[01:03:42] It's mostly fish, some poultry, and red meat sparingly.

[01:03:46] Think special occasions, not every meal.

[01:03:49] Sardinia's Blue Zone is basically Mediterranean, and those legends eat meat

[01:03:52] like twice a month max, mostly pork or lamb in tiny portions.

[01:03:57] Beans, greens, olive oil, wine.

[01:04:00] That's the real MVP.

[01:04:01] Your packaged food chat buddy is still a lying sack of shit though.

[01:04:05] Ultra process crap jacks your mortality risk hard

[01:04:09] Mediterranean what wait wait wait wait wait wait, what if I go the health?

[01:04:13] Ultra like what whatever I get the health

[01:04:15] Package food. That's like healthy green tick hot healthy only packaged food diet, but it's go all the health ticks

[01:04:24] Yeah, true, true, true, yeah, basically you're a root dead, basically Fuki-uki, okay, you're

[01:04:52] That fuck you give it. Okay. See says chat you present will kill you ignore the constantly 90 to 100 year old

[01:04:59] Asian grandparents eating nothing but the packaged food quote-unquote

[01:05:05] Okay, so people who live long eat whole foods

[01:05:08] Get ass sweet potatoes olive oil

[01:05:12] Okay

[01:05:13] Beans, you know, that's what doesn't worry. This is what you want to do. You're gonna start olive oil maxing

[01:05:19] You guys that olive oil maxing

[01:05:22] I'm going to go to the arcade, go to the arcade by myself, that shit would be boring.

[01:05:47] Go to the arcade with a friend, that would be fun.

[01:05:51] Is he defeating the purpose of going to the arcade by going to the arcade solo?

[01:05:54] Doesn't he need to go with the fr-

[01:05:55] I feel like he needs to go to the arcade with a friend and then it's like you can be like

[01:05:58] Oh, who's gonna get the high score?

[01:06:00] Let's go bitch!

[01:06:01] You pussy!

[01:06:02] Fuck you!

[01:06:03] Now, like, give me a turn and you know, you sit there and you take the- you know, whatever

[01:06:05] that could be fun.

[01:06:06] Go on about yourself, I mean, shit.

[01:06:09] He's making a video, but this is- he's saying that he spends his average weekend.

[01:06:12] And you see, he's bragging about how it's- he only spends time with himself and he loves

[01:06:18] it.

[01:06:19] This to me is dystopian.

[01:06:32] He's like putting on some sort of weird, hideous and travel wear.

[01:06:36] He puts the thing into that slot and he gets that squawt ding ding ding ding ding.

[01:06:41] It releases some chemicals in his brain which make him feel good temporarily.

[01:06:44] Which allows them to like get a fruit of weekend to then work another week

[01:06:48] Right like a like a fucking slave

[01:07:02] I guess you'd be bad social bonding

[01:07:10] It's cuz right yet, that's right. That's right

[01:07:15] It's very we watch the chat there. Do you know that chatter don't even know this I?

[01:07:19] Literally have to go into a whole deep dive into claw machines because chat didn't believe me when I said there's claw weightings

[01:07:25] Where whatever you press the button is like an assigned grip strength

[01:07:30] But basically there's these magnets inside the claw that will either hold more or less and complete random design in a way such

[01:07:37] That the machine will always make profit

[01:07:39] It's literally rigged and then chat debates that and says wrong. It's not real and trust me. It's true though

[01:07:46] It's real the chat. It's rigged

[01:07:49] It's rigged

[01:07:57] I mean what the fuck how can you grab that better?

[01:08:03] Just let it go

[01:08:05] How do you get like a...

[01:08:08] That's perfect!

[01:08:13] This records it just keep if you need it when you just keep spamming the same machine

[01:08:17] Don't let go of the machine, okay, and you keep spamming the same machine till you get the thing

[01:08:21] Because eventually after like 20 or 30 files, but that you would have you could just buy the toy for like half price, by the way

[01:08:27] By the evening, most restaurants are full. Long lines everywhere.

[01:08:51] Shit, I just want something simple. Maybe some barbecue and beer.

[01:08:57] That beer is the first thing I've seen in this video where I'm like, yo, I actually want some of that like everything is eating so far and drunk so far

[01:09:03] I'm like, it's like a plastic shit

[01:09:06] Plastic packaging with chicken's feet fucking with this beer actually looks good

[01:09:12] That beer looks good

[01:09:17] So I said that be after the local spot order a few spewers and just sit there for a while. Oh wait

[01:09:23] This is where these chicken skills a bit well

[01:09:27] I

[01:09:34] Okay, bro one dollar

[01:09:41] Bro

[01:09:43] Haafelita and he gets one dollar

[01:09:46] 50 B bro you buy that be a new Zealand is 15 dollars

[01:09:50] The what the fuck fucking 500 mils what is literally 10 x the price 15 but okay

[01:10:02] oh wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute it's not today's price that's

[01:10:05] probably 1.5 American dollars I'm talking about New Zealand dollars so it's actually

[01:10:08] for like 7 times the price, but still.

[01:10:11] Holy fuck.

[01:10:13] Oh my god.

[01:10:17] A lot of froth there actually, it's still a lot of froth.

[01:10:19] But that does look nice.

[01:10:38] Yeah, that's nice.

[01:10:41] How much did it worth it?

[01:10:42] I didn't see it.

[01:10:43] I was looking at the beef.

[01:10:44] I was in trance by the beef.

[01:10:45] I was like, is that cool?

[01:10:46] Nothing else.

[01:10:47] I was like, is that three bucks?

[01:10:49] Dude, that's cheap as fuck.

[01:10:51] The issue is this, right?

[01:10:54] Everything is cheap as fuck, but then you get paid cheap as fuck.

[01:10:57] So then it's like, it's proportional.

[01:10:59] So the trick is to earn money somewhere else,

[01:11:01] then go to China and spend money where you're spending

[01:11:03] powers way higher.

[01:11:04] And then it's like, damn, everything actually is cheap as fuck.

[01:11:07] Piped everywhere.

[01:11:09] Largely because the intensity of modern work leaves people with no time to pull out on weekdays.

[01:11:31] He needs some five with this meal, bro. He needs some five with this meal. I'm gonna be honest.

[01:11:34] Honestly, they're coming with the beer.

[01:11:39] I mean, that beer does look, I mean, it looks cold.

[01:11:44] Oh man, that looks refreshing.

[01:11:46] That looks like a refreshing beverage.

[01:11:49] Bro, I was at a fucking pizza place

[01:11:52] where they were doing Souda pizzas

[01:11:54] and the best pizzas that we always get.

[01:11:55] And there was that lady offered me beer.

[01:11:57] And I was like, it's like on tap.

[01:12:01] Look they literally get the beer that's getting brewed

[01:12:05] I'm not even kidding. It's like

[01:12:09] 20 meters from that shop and it's a huge place and you can go in the brewery and see how they bring the beer and they get that

[01:12:14] Exact beer and they've got these like cask things which you get. Oh my god. Anyway, I said no cuz I'm a pussy

[01:12:20] So I'm trying to be healthy

[01:12:22] But like man, oh so tempting so tempting bro so tempting. Oh

[01:12:27] Oh that I'm just I'm vicariously enjoying this beer through the sky

[01:12:32] He's he's getting the liver cirrhosis

[01:12:35] But he's just getting the enjoyment of drinking the beer

[01:12:40] That's a worthy trade-off

[01:12:47] For me the greatest benefit of living alone is this thing is one healthy beer

[01:12:52] There's no amount of alcohol which is healthy unfortunately said like you don't know

[01:12:57] I drink alcohol all the time. You just have to make sure you don't drink it every day

[01:13:01] It's the worst thing you could do be health

[01:13:03] Well, I see smoking probably worse, but like outside of smoking. That's probably the worst thing you could do

[01:13:08] Be healthy drink beer every single day

[01:13:10] There's no healthy men a beer chat. There's a zero healthy men a beer

[01:13:15] Is anything greater than zero is it's instantly

[01:13:19] Deleterious the second you have one it's just evil just one

[01:13:22] Just one bit, it's a little bit bad, but no, it's cumulative and it requires so much.

[01:13:28] You drink so much beer to fuck your shit up.

[01:13:30] You drink so much.

[01:13:32] But no, I drink beer, whenever I'm at a social gathering and there's beer on offer, bang.

[01:13:39] You know?

[01:13:40] Bang, I'm the first one to be like, yo, beer, beer, beer me up.

[01:13:45] It's beer o'clock, bro.

[01:13:46] Charles' birthday party?

[01:13:47] Then someone says, do you want a beer?

[01:13:49] Yes.

[01:13:50] I've noticed I'm actually the first guy

[01:13:53] I'm like the first guy everyone's like no, no, no, no, we'll say that's my day mate. It's my days

[01:13:57] I'm like you guys that you want to be at him. Yes

[01:14:02] No, I'm not a hypocrite

[01:14:03] But you've got a knot you've got a not drink beer the trick is to not drink beer every day

[01:14:09] Because that's how you fucking fuck yourself up

[01:14:12] You gotta make sure it's like a once a week type deal max

[01:14:17] beer clock every night not 28 in the morning and then and then and then once

[01:14:23] it's at once at once a week max the best thing it's just have zero but like

[01:14:28] fuck that there's everything a life kills you right even just like just

[01:14:33] everything you just dying constantly so it's like okay if you spend your whole

[01:14:37] life trying to avoid things you know even you just let's like what are you even

[01:14:41] doing you just you know regardless it's like okay so you're gonna trade like

[01:14:45] like maybe, I don't know how you quantify each beer, whatever, a few minutes of a day.

[01:14:55] Maybe I think at the ramps though, right?

[01:14:58] You only live once.

[01:14:59] Yeah, I think you could just imagine you spend your whole life avoiding things that were

[01:15:04] bad for you and then you just like, you know, tripped over, going for a walk and then just

[01:15:10] hit your head on that side of the pavement and you just died, right?

[01:15:15] It's like, it's like, man, you're here to just drink that beer.

[01:15:18] You know?

[01:15:20] Right now, enjoying grilled meat with a cold beer is the purest form of indulgence life

[01:15:26] can offer.

[01:15:27] What is that?

[01:15:28] What is that?

[01:15:29] What is it?

[01:15:30] What is this?

[01:15:31] This is this is fucking...

[01:15:32] Um...

[01:15:33] I'm not looking for hate and isn't people saying that people are going to say he didn't

[01:15:55] I'm not telling someone I'm looking for, I'm not looking for...

[01:16:05] The richest chocolate, the highest calorie, the fucking...

[01:16:10] Decadence. This is decadence right here.

[01:16:13] Yep, there it is.

[01:16:18] This is pickled garlic, not too sharp.

[01:16:20] Yeah, I prefer it.

[01:16:21] More cheese and sweet.

[01:16:22] I didn't cut it in my mind.

[01:16:23] It goes really well with barbecue.

[01:16:24] What is that?

[01:16:24] Since they've helped balance the heaviness.

[01:16:37] I mean, this does look like a good feed.

[01:16:41] Like, I'm jealous of this guy's.

[01:16:42] This, this is an insanely good feed.

[01:16:46] Like, there's like, top gear.

[01:16:50] He eats so fucking fast, I don't know, he relaxes.

[01:16:54] Do you know what elevate this feed by the way, do you know what elevate this to the next level the case if he was doing it

[01:17:01] Not by himself, but with a friend

[01:17:04] bang

[01:17:05] It's instantly elevated a

[01:17:09] Woman

[01:17:12] Frank we go Frank woman woman

[01:17:15] Woman yet then it's like you were the woman case was he like

[01:17:19] Trying to date this person then he's stressed and you're trying to think about like what's he gonna say it's like

[01:17:26] It's you know, he's trying to lock things not relaxing. I'm talking about no it with a dude

[01:17:30] You're troubled. Okay, unless you're not unless you're gay with him with a chick

[01:17:33] But if he's straight with the dude who just his mate and you're just relaxing

[01:17:38] Okay, just relaxing eats and chicken drinks some beer

[01:17:49] What the fuck?

[01:17:56] In China, people often say that they are good for men.

[01:18:00] That's why a lot of guys like eating them.

[01:18:05] Makes you fucking loads.

[01:18:07] More potent. More potent loads, yeah.

[01:18:13] Grilled eggplant is a top veggie choice here.

[01:18:16] The way it is cooked fills it a special soft texture.

[01:18:19] And with all that minced garlic on top, the smell is just amazing.

[01:18:25] Let's just get some fiber on that eggplant.

[01:18:28] He's eating so much!

[01:18:30] He's eating so much!

[01:18:42] What the matter is looking at that thing?

[01:18:46] But that grilled eggplant with some fucking meat on it could be pretty damn good macros.

[01:19:08] Today it wasn't anything special, just a normal weekend, but somehow it felt a little

[01:19:14] more full than usual. Maybe that's enough for now.

[01:19:19] Toad, imagine a fucking caveman seeing this guy. I mean, they wouldn't even understand

[01:19:30] what Bear is. But imagine him seeing this guy, holy shit, he's just like, stuffed his face

[01:19:36] with all this crazy looking, super nice looking food and then during the Bear, he's like,

[01:19:41] He just leaves the food on the ground, bro.

[01:19:49] Yes, get that shit out.

[01:19:53] The human species here is so easy now, don't we?

[01:20:01] There used to be a purpose, which was surviving day to day, getting food, shelter.

[01:20:07] Now it's like, yo, I'm gonna have some grilled

[01:20:11] halloumi eggplant with fucking, you know,

[01:20:13] a four course meal with fucking beer, like chilled.

[01:20:18] That is crazy, dude.

[01:20:19] It's crazy.

[01:20:21] We are living life on easy mode.

[01:20:23] Like we get so bored of life

[01:20:27] that people are getting depressed

[01:20:28] because they got fuck all to do.

[01:20:32] Wait, one thing, this human race in general, yeah.

[01:20:35] Okay, check.

[01:20:37] In the current year, if you live in a first world country, realistically, providing you

[01:20:44] not mentally ill, getting shelter and enough food is so trivial.

[01:20:50] It's not like that.

[01:20:51] You can get so much food, you can make yourself, you can be poor and eat so much food that

[01:20:55] you're morbidly obese if you wanted to.

[01:21:00] You're such an excess, there's such an abundance of high calorie, tasty food out there that

[01:21:05] you can just consume.

[01:21:08] It's not trivial, I think it's trivial.

[01:21:09] If you even a minimum wage job, cheap ass rental,

[01:21:15] you still got excess money to go out and buy fast food

[01:21:18] or whatever, you can actually get nice whole foods

[01:21:20] to make that nice young food,

[01:21:22] but like whatever, this way you could do.

[01:21:24] You could do that.

[01:21:24] It's super easy, like it really is.

[01:21:26] The only way it's hard is if you are born

[01:21:28] with like something fucked with your brains

[01:21:30] and then you can't get like a job

[01:21:31] or something fucked with your body

[01:21:33] where you can't get a job, you know?

[01:21:34] Then you know most first world countries have like support systems for those people

[01:21:40] What I'm trying to say is though

[01:21:42] Life is fucking easy now and you know man's becoming soft

[01:21:47] Yeah, dude, he needs to he needs to get some purpose in his life

[01:21:51] This guy needs to breed now need to breed now. Okay, breed now

[01:21:57] You're like a f-kang and you're going to go to super Mario film by yourself in the weekend going to arcade by yourself

[01:22:04] You need to start breeding aset.

[01:22:06] Okay, start bearing a fucking load.

[01:22:10] Okay, let me tell you.

[01:22:11] Not bus, maybe even busing a load too.

[01:22:15] Stop busing some loads and some filter.

[01:22:17] Okay, you know what I'm saying?

[01:22:18] That's what you need to do, strip facts.

[01:22:20] I have no friends in China I have no friends in China I'm gonna upload that video I might

[01:22:48] I said that one for later, I might say that one for later, can I add that, can I add, watch, later, oh it was good though, it was good, it's a daily pack rip, oh I love one of these, ooh he's got the goblins, he's getting really good at like getting back to where he was

[01:23:10] Jesus Christ it's oh one says that it's prime no by mess up I was born as it's on

[01:23:20] cool down what the hell's this I'm dead so that was is he trying to speedrun oh

[01:23:33] he is trying to speedrun 3109 he is trying to speedrun yeah cuz I don't

[01:23:39] the same way it would take that risk if he was going up there I would have just

[01:23:41] waited 30 seconds so he's trying so he deliberately ran and then like with no

[01:23:46] bow mass but he could have just waited 30 seconds and he would have been safe I

[01:23:49] would that I'd be for sure still doing it I remember going I remember dying in the

[01:23:54] same town with bow mass getting one shot by the this there's like a dude at the

[01:23:59] bottom of the tower as you get through oh so maybe you're saving it for that

[01:24:06] Oh

[01:24:09] Fun death

[01:24:15] Okay

[01:24:23] You anybody at Solcer that ones. Oh, yeah

[01:24:27] 2-1 starts, I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead. Yeah, fuck.

[01:24:37] I should have ran. I should have.

[01:24:41] Okay, the other guys rips. Like he's playing pretty damn good and then he still dies.

[01:24:46] Or this guy, that was just terrible gameplay.

[01:24:49] I think he made every single mistake he could possibly make and then died.

[01:24:53] That was that was terrible gameplay. He's far in you. He's he's far in here. Can we get obtained by the police?

[01:25:03] Okay, what is this?

[01:25:08] Tick tock gets man arrested on six felony charges

[01:25:11] When a TikTok prank draws millions of views online, a young influencer sets out to top

[01:25:39] it with an even bigger viral hit but after one stunt spirals into chaos and

[01:25:44] broccoli hair ass it brings is not the kind he why they all did bro why the

[01:25:49] most obnoxious ones all have broccoli hair chat mr. bro question mind all the

[01:25:55] most annoying cancer ones have broccoli head like they actually look like the

[01:25:59] mean like this there's a little us because there's tons of us that don't

[01:26:02] have that but like all the really annoying ones it got that shit going on

[01:26:06] Like who's that other guy who's fucking that broccoli hair little midget guy with the bodyguards. Oh, he's so unlikable

[01:26:17] It's based on official police records to date and some of the footage has never been seen before until broccoli hair rots the brain cells

[01:26:24] I like that theory. That's interesting now

[01:26:26] Please note that all persons charged with a crime are presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty in a court of law on March 17th

[01:26:34] Police in Tempe, Arizona respond to a Chipotle after the manager, Emma, reported an unusual

[01:26:41] encounter at the restaurant.

[01:26:43] I'm assuming you're Emma?

[01:26:44] Yeah.

[01:26:45] You want to tell me what happened?

[01:26:46] Yeah, I can show you videos.

[01:26:47] I had a customer.

[01:26:48] You think this was like a TikTok thing?

[01:26:50] It is a TikTok thing.

[01:26:51] I clocked it immediately.

[01:26:52] And yeah, it was just, like, perforating and just getting in the face and stuff.

[01:26:58] Your personal size has been lacking, so I'm here to make sure you guys are staying in

[01:27:03] check. Yeah, I'm going to clean out. Go ahead and bring in the guys.

[01:27:15] These are my workers.

[01:27:19] My workers.

[01:27:24] Why the fur is this again?

[01:27:28] Nice.

[01:27:29] get down off his neck. I paid workers to check that the chickens are alive.

[01:27:32] No. Get out of my store.

[01:27:34] Get the Natsumzi talk over here guys.

[01:27:37] He's just going to profit a sandwichman and causing a fucking massive disturbance.

[01:27:42] Do you know what this reminds me of? This reminds me of these fucking guys.

[01:27:45] This main character guys.

[01:27:47] Here we go into like Starbucks and go into, let's say fucking big-ass store.

[01:27:52] You guys have got their Target and all the various stores.

[01:27:55] And then they would do a thing where they all stand still.

[01:27:57] they'll, and then you synchronize dance movements, and all the bystanders are like, whoa, what

[01:28:03] the fuck, you know, it's like that shit. But then actually, they disrupt the entire

[01:28:07] flow of everyone trying to actually buy stuff from the store, and yeah, the flash mob shit,

[01:28:12] that's what it's, this is literally what it is, it's just a modern day, more braided,

[01:28:16] broadened, TikTok version of that, right?

[01:28:19] The group of fake workers all appear to be dressed in Chipotle branded hats and t-shirts.

[01:28:25] Young-Ama claims the business was disrupted by the group's behavior, some of which was

[01:28:29] captured on video by an employee and a customer.

[01:28:36] What are they even doing? They're just rubbing around in circles. They don't even...

[01:28:47] He's got a mop on the... He's got a mop... He's got a fucking floor mop on the countertop,

[01:28:57] mate. At least do the job properly if you're going

[01:29:01] to do it, bro.

[01:29:02] I don't f*****g care, yeah.

[01:29:05] It was delicious.

[01:29:06] Yeah.

[01:29:07] Talked over here, guys.

[01:29:11] He said, alright, good job, sir. I appreciate that.

[01:29:14] It's like, what, so wait, because this guy wants to make a TikTok video,

[01:29:19] you just have to endure this.

[01:29:21] You just have to sit there and watch this happen,

[01:29:23] because like, this guy, like, doesn't give a f**k about anyone else,

[01:29:26] anyone trying to use the store, the establishment, any of the workers.

[01:29:30] It's like, yo, I want to make a TikTok video, dawg.

[01:29:33] So, uh, yeah, I'm gonna fuck your day up.

[01:29:37] Who wants to go back into that tent?

[01:29:39] Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to the guy.

[01:29:45] What, what is he doing?

[01:29:47] Oh, my God.

[01:29:51] Oh, he's so annoying.

[01:29:55] You want the incident documented or they're gone?

[01:30:11] I mean they're gone so I guess it's fine.

[01:30:13] I don't know if we need a document or not.

[01:30:16] So too.

[01:30:17] However you want it.

[01:30:22] Basically just a pro you're a minimum wage employer the current year

[01:30:25] You know how saying life is easy mode the last video like you know

[01:30:28] You can just work in a minimum wage job, and then you're chillin and you just eat hunter food get fat as fuck do whatever you want

[01:30:34] Ashy, do you know what tick tock?

[01:30:36] Francis are kind of cooking that logic of mine because you're gonna have to endure

[01:30:41] You know daily harassment by obnoxious broccoli-haired individuals and you just could have taken you just could have taken

[01:30:47] I mean, I guess if they're not doing anything illegal work at me

[01:30:49] What is the cause of action, right?

[01:30:53] If they come into a place, cause of disturbance, but it's not breaking any laws, then all they

[01:30:58] can really do is trespass these guys, right?

[01:31:03] And then next time they try to do it, or they trespass, then you can get arrested.

[01:31:06] That's all you can really do.

[01:31:07] But I guess we'll find out.

[01:31:08] Apparently they get six felonies.

[01:31:10] What could they possibly do to get six felonies?

[01:31:12] I mean, there's not much to do about that stuff, it's fine.

[01:31:15] By the time police arrived the video had already begun circulating online, and it didn't take

[01:31:20] long for Emma to locate the source.

[01:31:31] The TikTok account at Terra Cloud is owned by 24-year-old Heston James Cobb.

[01:31:37] On both TikTok and Instagram Heston gained a following by pranking employees at recognizable

[01:31:43] including Target, Michaels, Home Depot, and Best Buy.

[01:31:47] Get fucked, minimum wage employees! Get fucked! He's coming to a start at you soon, dude.

[01:32:00] You work in one of those main places, you're cooked. They're making content, baby.

[01:32:05] They're content creators. I don't give a fuck. You're his prop now, boy. You're his prop.

[01:32:10] His Instagram reels alone have been collectively viewed over 700 million times.

[01:32:23] According to police records, no formal report.

[01:32:40] tiktok pranks the laws because I don't know how you deal with this but was

[01:32:45] taken on this incident as it stood no one was harmed or assaulted and nothing

[01:32:50] was damaged or taken from the restaurant less than four months later

[01:32:53] if everyone thinks you're a massive bozo and you're knowing as fuck then yeah

[01:32:59] you got it you got to like fucking pay for all this you're gonna you're gonna

[01:33:03] give like every single bit of money you earn from the video that you did to

[01:33:08] harass the workers to the workers times two and you gotta pay them for the time

[01:33:15] that you were there like you're gonna pay their wages like one and a half

[01:33:18] times like some sort of like payback thing all right but if you yeah cuz the

[01:33:24] thing is there's some tiktokers they're actually not they're totally

[01:33:26] harmless and they're actually funny and everyone likes them which those are

[01:33:29] guys are all good so you wouldn't you want a law that like punishes the net

[01:33:34] negative andies. However, Tempe officers, I don't know, like a magician going around

[01:33:40] tricks and posting that shit on, he's doing pranks on kids. And they crack up laughing

[01:33:46] thinking it's funny. Like that one's fun. That's cool. And he posted on TikTok. Nobody

[01:33:49] does that. I just watched a video of a guy going around North Korea doing magic tricks

[01:33:52] and he was doing short phone content that seemed good. What are you talking about?

[01:33:57] But once again, hear the name Heston James on July 2nd, 2020. I don't think you don't

[01:34:03] make it illegal for anyone to do anything right is what I'm saying you

[01:34:07] had to make a law where everyone agrees this guy's cancer fuck this guy

[01:34:11] that's what I'm saying if you're gonna do this five Heston and his group

[01:34:15] appeared at a Jiffy Lube auto shop this time the fake workers donned blue

[01:34:19] jumpsuits carried tools and pretended to work on cars as captured on both an

[01:34:24] employee's phone and the company's security cameras.

[01:34:27] This is a good video, this is like bad content, even from like I'm trying to put myself into

[01:34:50] a mindset of like a 15 year old me who like, you know, this is like a shit, it's just shit.

[01:34:58] Like, you know what, 15 year old me brain, where I just like doing insane shit all the

[01:35:02] time.

[01:35:03] There's these one tech stocks pranks and what they've been doing is they've been just

[01:35:06] breaking into the Scientology building and just sprinting through like a private establishment,

[01:35:12] just dodging bodyguards.

[01:35:14] That shit looks like, I can understand why it's entertaining and you know what, even

[01:35:18] Old me is like, that's kind of funny.

[01:35:20] That's kind of funny.

[01:35:21] There's these old Scientology guys like,

[01:35:22] get out of the building, get out of the building.

[01:35:24] And they're like just spurging out

[01:35:25] and they're all dodging these guys.

[01:35:26] That's kind of, I get it.

[01:35:27] This, I don't get it.

[01:35:29] How is this even entertaining?

[01:35:34] You're gonna get some K-Konogawa with a gun

[01:35:36] and you're gonna shoot your ass here.

[01:35:38] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[01:35:41] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[01:35:43] Next stop, hold on.

[01:35:44] We'll go.

[01:35:46] Oh yeah, I got a bunch of guys.

[01:35:47] According to police records, no one was assaulted, nothing was stolen or damaged, and if Heston

[01:35:54] recorded anything, it wasn't published to his social media platforms, but he was far

[01:35:59] from finished.

[01:36:00] The next day Heston's group targeted three more auto shops, including one owned by a

[01:36:04] man named Dave, who shares his fears that their actions will quickly lead to dangerous

[01:36:09] consequences if they aren't stopped.

[01:36:11] These idiots are going to do this to the wrong guys or a guy that's having a bad day and they're going to get hurt.

[01:36:18] True. Officers learned that those stupid games, super prizes though.

[01:36:23] The thing is, these guys treat, they, they expect, the issue is this, right?

[01:36:26] These guys think that everyone else is like an NPC and like they're the main character.

[01:36:32] So like an NPC is not going to like shoot you, right?

[01:36:35] There's just like a background, there's like a backdrop prop in their videos.

[01:36:39] But that's that's what many to find out bro. Like I'm surprised none of these guys

[01:36:43] It's just a punch one of these little zoomers in the head

[01:36:45] I was not I was not one of these

[01:36:47] Mechanic guys just got like a fucking socket wrench and just hit them in the face, you know, I'm saying how's that not happened?

[01:36:53] Concerns became a reality during the group's final prank. They want a big ass torque wrenches, you know the big metal bars

[01:37:00] Boom just like just take one out. That's a saw up road

[01:37:03] But a bunch of people are coming on your pro. I bet you and with American law a bunch of people will start running into your

[01:37:11] establishment yelling like this yelling obscenities even like this wearing shit. You're good to smack some with a fucking

[01:37:19] You're good to smash them with a wrench

[01:37:22] I'm pretty sure you're good. That's that's reasonable grounds. If you just like you're confused just surprised and instinctually you hit one of these guys

[01:37:29] That's fine. I

[01:37:31] Think that's fine. You just just hit one of the I reckon you'd win bro. There was a tick-tock tank said that was literally shot

[01:37:39] He was literally shot by a guy

[01:37:42] Because he's getting pranked and the guy won the case the guy who shot him in it and like a crowded mall

[01:37:49] And a crowd of mall he wanted dude that guy wanted the pranks are lost

[01:37:53] That guy what he shot him

[01:37:55] So you think hitting with a wrench is gonna be like oh, yeah, like when that bunch of guys running at you screaming

[01:38:01] Are you kidding me? You're so... Bro, if that guy shot a bunch of dudes running and screaming at him, I think he would be all fine as well, bro. He'd be chippy-chilling.

[01:38:10] You wanna lawyer?

[01:38:13] Uh, let me just give you a little touch. Well, the guy, the video, the guy who got shot, we watched it, right? Remember, I watched it on his shit.

[01:38:19] He was just playing sound effects through his phone, kind of close to his personal space. He wasn't touching him.

[01:38:24] He wasn't touching him. He just playing sound effects through his phone.

[01:38:28] And the guy who shot him, and then the guy who shot him won the case.

[01:38:31] When they were dispatched to a

[01:38:34] Head these fuckers in the head with a wrench broke to come on

[01:38:36] Just hit him with a wrench that boys after a 911 reported a strong-arm robbery

[01:38:41] Hello

[01:38:45] No, how many were there 15 15 whatever fits in that band. It was loaded

[01:39:01] Cool. I will...

[01:39:04] Though they had no working cameras the manager's account of what happened closely mirrors a video Heston posted to TikTok

[01:39:10] Showing the same prank unfolding at a different auto shop

[01:39:13] Just like in the video the pet boys manager claims they were approached by two young men who said they were from corporate

[01:39:19] I'm just gonna be bringing in all my guys because you guys have been doing a really slow job

[01:39:24] I've been getting multiple complaints. I'm from corporate. I told you so. You dog shit at your job

[01:39:28] Hey guy working at honest living has a business you're dog shit

[01:39:35] I'm a fucking 24-year-old like broccoli head zoom a tiktok prancer. I'm here to fuck your day up

[01:39:41] What are you gonna do about it pussy?

[01:39:44] I'm calling my guys and they're gonna be working all these cars. They're not

[01:39:48] Difficult, oh get to call them. All right. Let's see. They are here. He's been right here. Oh get your gun out

[01:39:58] Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[01:40:01] Come on, come on, come on.

[01:40:03] Get to work.

[01:40:04] An employee of the Pet Boys describes seeing the group pile out of the van much in the

[01:40:08] same way.

[01:40:09] He was a full science passenger van that holds like 50 people, and there was a ton of them

[01:40:15] coming out.

[01:40:16] You know what, I wouldn't even master mine in this, but actually, now that I think about

[01:40:20] this, if my mate was like, yo, do you want to do this thing, we just run out of a van

[01:40:23] and we just spurge out, and we're going to record it and post it, I would probably

[01:40:28] say yes I would say yes okay I'd not think about it this guy's that the guy's

[01:40:33] coordinating it correct thing is the face 24 bro he's 24 like I'm the way I'm

[01:40:42] imagining it it's like you're like in high school and your high school mates

[01:40:45] asking you if you want to do this thing and you can really yeah bro fuck it

[01:40:49] all of them fire iron is it all that is it all the process food is melting their

[01:40:57] brains and stunting their brain development do you think

[01:41:01] tools of some sort weapons

[01:41:06] The bus was in the high altitude bay, and I saw them built, and nobody comes in.

[01:41:12] They forced their way in.

[01:41:14] They pushed it all the way through.

[01:41:16] They touched it off.

[01:41:17] Yeah, so you pushed.

[01:41:18] You pushed, yeah.

[01:41:19] I did push it.

[01:41:20] It might not have been with hands here.

[01:41:22] It would have been with shoulders, but I was moved out of the way, so they think they can actually push.

[01:41:28] In the TED Talk recording the fake employees can be seen carrying in tools,

[01:41:32] which they use as they pretend to work on the cars

[01:41:35] under Heston's instruction.

[01:41:36] Yo, everyone, take that tire off, take that tire off.

[01:41:39] Good.

[01:41:39] Ah, I got stuff.

[01:41:40] The only way this would be cool is if they were

[01:41:43] like a professional Formula One team,

[01:41:45] actually like super cracked and they like fucking knew

[01:41:49] they coordinated with the boss of the shop.

[01:41:53] And then as you came in and fucking jacked up,

[01:41:54] a guy went,

[01:41:55] bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz.

[01:41:57] Changed with the wheels to like six.

[01:41:58] You know, they actually, if you could do it in a way,

[01:42:01] We actually did it, and just fixed the car instantly.

[01:42:05] That would be sick.

[01:42:06] Let's take the hood.

[01:42:08] Let's go.

[01:42:08] But these guys that you used to suppose

[01:42:10] I was using these guys for content.

[01:42:12] And then I'm throwing it.

[01:42:13] What the f*** is going on?

[01:42:14] Truth or Tramp, what's happening?

[01:42:15] What's happening?

[01:42:16] I'm pausing a check.

[01:42:16] The man's going.

[01:42:18] Guys, just to be clear, we're pausing the video

[01:42:20] because of this guy here.

[01:42:22] Hoop, tree, and energy band for f***ing six days.

[01:42:24] Get the f*** out of here, bitch.

[01:42:26] The f*** out of here, bitch.

[01:42:27] What the f***?

[01:42:28] Get under there.

[01:42:29] Get under there.

[01:42:30] Fuck out of here.

[01:42:48] Though the recorded incident ended in a clean getaway for the pranksters, the one at Pet Boys took a very different turn.

[01:42:55] The manager explains that when the fake employees began trying to work on customers' cars,

[01:42:59] he armed himself with a torque wrench and told them all...

[01:43:02] YES! That's the one he should use!

[01:43:04] That's the exact fucking weapon you should, your torque wrench, bro! God!

[01:43:09] ...to leave.

[01:43:09] Everybody out. Get the f*** out of the shop. Get out of here.

[01:43:13] They were backing out, and...

[01:43:15] Get him in the bridge!

[01:43:17] ...they started moving towards it, so I took the probe on a hit for windshield to get the driver to stop.

[01:43:21] Good.

[01:43:21] And that's where I saw that.

[01:43:23] Yeah.

[01:43:23] According to the employee the windshield as well as both the driver and passenger side windows were shattered before the group of

[01:43:29] Hell yeah after interviewing other employees officers learned that one of the pranksters took a tire iron that belonged to the store

[01:43:36] And another shoved a technician during a physical altercation

[01:43:39] According to police records one of the videos had amassed roughly 8.9 million views by mid-july

[01:43:46] Along with

[01:43:48] and over 4,000 comments the detective later spoke with Dave the

[01:43:53] That rookie number's a TikTok or is that like okay? What are we talking about?

[01:43:56] Obviously that's not okay. Like what's that in YouTube Tims?

[01:43:59] And in YouTube Tims?

[01:44:02] Like rookie numbers? Like a 100k video on YouTube?

[01:44:08] Or like a one-melody on YouTube?

[01:44:11] 10 years.

[01:44:18] 500k views.

[01:44:19] Okay.

[01:44:20] Yeah.

[01:44:21] Because obviously it's show from content.

[01:44:22] People can skip through it.

[01:44:23] They all count as a view.

[01:44:24] You're watching the video for like way less time.

[01:44:25] So like a YouTube video with like eight and like nine billion views is insanely viral.

[01:44:29] Whereas in TikTok, it could be like, fuck all like, dude, Elon Musk's video is like 125

[01:44:35] million people have watched this video, dude.

[01:44:37] Yeah.

[01:44:38] Okay, dude.

[01:44:39] Oh, yeah, that is default clear, but it's yeah, yeah, he's got like 200,000 million people watching his stream

[01:44:46] Oh, yeah, yeah, can play some stream D4 like two guys in chat comments

[01:44:50] The detective later spoke with Dave the owner of one of the targeted auto shops who emphasized the impact the video seemed to have on the employees

[01:44:58] The tire store that he hit the one that actually got posted that's the big red tire there on southern and mill. Yeah

[01:45:05] You need to go and talk to that kid

[01:45:07] He has people driving by his location and heckling him as he's trying to work it out with me at last week

[01:45:16] Oh, wow

[01:45:17] He was the one that actually in the video reached down and he's like, but you're a lot. Yeah, what are you talking about?

[01:45:23] Like you're a person that exists. He's allowed to harass you and post you on tiktok. Well, you don't understand

[01:45:29] Um

[01:45:31] Like third if you're a person that exists, he's gonna then you're you're in the same planet as him

[01:45:38] He's gonna make tiktok videos on you need to take it boy. He's gonna push you online if you're gonna rush you

[01:45:42] It is what it is mate. That's life

[01:45:45] The kid out from underneath the car if you can't physically stop them from accessing your property via a gate

[01:45:52] Or I can it barricade. I'm sorry dog. They come in and then they're using you for content

[01:45:56] because the Asian was just sitting there balanced on a two-by-four because the transmission

[01:46:03] was out of the car and he didn't want that kid getting crushed.

[01:46:06] Oh, Jesus.

[01:46:07] They're throwing in the cars and stuff and their buddy, when he begins to fight back,

[01:46:10] he pushes that thing down.

[01:46:13] You think that kid's gonna think it was funny at that point that he killed his friend?

[01:46:17] Probably not.

[01:46:18] Holy, wait, he almost killed his friend under the car?

[01:46:24] Pressing buttons for a meme. I mean, yeah, if you what the fuck is a guy that I mean

[01:46:29] That's some serious mechanical equipment shit that raises cars up and down. I

[01:46:32] Mean, yeah, I mean you could say good riddance

[01:46:35] But actually these guys brain that fully developed the average how to they don't deserve to die for this

[01:46:39] But then I'm just like check dude should of these will be shot by firing squad. No

[01:46:46] Like no, they shouldn't no I get like it spiritually you're like, yeah, but I'm sure do that they don't

[01:46:53] Realistically, they should be, like, you know, punished appropriately where they don't want to do it again.

[01:46:59] So whether or not that's like a couple years in prison, or, you know, they have to pay huge fine to fuck some over for ages, for a few years, I don't know.

[01:47:07] Um, but yeah, you don't want to, you don't want to like, I mean, even a couple years in prison is a lot.

[01:47:13] Maybe like six months.

[01:47:17] Like six months properly, they're in prison, they can't do anything. That's probably good enough.

[01:47:23] Like that a fuck I mean think about it. You just your boy asked you do you want to come do some tiktok video, bro

[01:47:28] You're like, oh fucking yeah, bro, and then you know this you end up some bad shit goes down

[01:47:32] Tyron support out. Please get involved

[01:47:36] Six months you have to go to you have to go to prison for six months

[01:47:39] Bro, the guy asked you again if you you want to be in a tiktok video again, bro. Hell no

[01:47:45] Hell no

[01:47:48] Six months six months is enough

[01:47:50] Later on July 23rd, once I did a bad, I said bad, let's go.

[01:47:57] What do you mean?

[01:48:00] 1025, police prepare to arrest 24 year old Heston James at his home and execute a search warrant.

[01:48:07] They had food delivered about 10 minutes ago, so there are people at home.

[01:48:14] Deputy Police Department, we have a search warrant.

[01:48:16] You need to come to the front door with nothing in your hands.

[01:48:19] I heard something.

[01:48:21] Sorry.

[01:48:22] Yep.

[01:48:23] Hey guys, we know you're inside.

[01:48:25] We have a search warrant for the residents.

[01:48:26] You have to come to the front door.

[01:48:28] They could be just showing evidence, right?

[01:48:29] They could be just deleting videos.

[01:48:31] Parking and closing in ten.

[01:48:32] Break that shit down.

[01:48:33] I could be all kinds of stuff moving inside.

[01:48:35] It's the Police Department.

[01:48:39] We have a search warrant.

[01:48:40] Yep.

[01:48:41] Open the door and I'll show it to you.

[01:48:43] I'll show it to you.

[01:48:45] We don't get to negotiate.

[01:48:47] Open the door and I'll show it to you.

[01:48:49] I have it here. Open the door and I'll show it to you.

[01:48:51] What's that?

[01:48:53] It's for the house.

[01:48:55] I have a search warrant for the house.

[01:48:57] It's signed by a judge at the Superior Court.

[01:48:59] You got to come outside.

[01:49:01] You need to come outside.

[01:49:03] It doesn't matter who we're looking for.

[01:49:05] We have a warrant for the house.

[01:49:07] Come outside and I'll show it to you.

[01:49:09] Okay, I know what it's regarding.

[01:49:11] What's your answer?

[01:49:12] Okay, correct.

[01:49:13] Step forward from door for me.

[01:49:15] Recover on backwards.

[01:49:16] Step forward.

[01:49:17] Boom.

[01:49:18] Oh, my God.

[01:49:19] You got any weapons in here?

[01:49:20] I got cooked.

[01:49:21] You bite it.

[01:49:22] So we have a search warrant for the house.

[01:49:24] I know you're under arrest, okay?

[01:49:25] Or, right, you're under arrest for a few different things.

[01:49:28] Disorderly conduct.

[01:49:29] Maybe for trespassing.

[01:49:31] Criminal impersonation of burglary.

[01:49:34] What's the, why are you searching the house though?

[01:49:37] It's afternoon.

[01:49:38] Let me show you the search warrant.

[01:49:40] shows up to the case that we have. So it's the prank that you've been doing, like all over at the auto shops and if it's

[01:49:46] pulling stuff. I'm not saying anything to the lawyer president. That's fine, but I'll show you in the search

[01:49:51] part, but we do have a warrant for the house to grab some things out of it. I'll show you the warrant. What we're

[01:49:55] looking for is on that warrant, okay?

[01:49:57] Eston states that he lives with two other roommates, but he isn't sure if either of them are currently

[01:50:01] hung.

[01:50:02] Not saying shit.

[01:50:04] There you go. Turn off.

[01:50:06] Officers cautiously clear the house one room at a time

[01:50:20] I think the reality is sitting in bro the reality is sitting in that he like oh my god, I fucked up like oh man

[01:50:27] I fucked up like I built one that I can chew

[01:50:36] If you need to come out with your hands up, oh, hey, put your hands on top of your head face away from me

[01:50:45] Face away. Yeah

[01:50:47] Yeah

[01:51:00] Based on

[01:51:07] So we have a story front to the house you've been out here making announcements for a while dude. Did you not hear this? No, okay?

[01:51:12] My boyfriend this year. I was just

[01:51:14] Okay

[01:51:22] The man who identifies himself as Forrest explains he's been playing video games while wearing headphones

[01:51:27] Which is why he didn't hear the announcement

[01:51:29] He's like that. He confirms that Jake and Heston's other roommate are out leaving the house now empty

[01:51:34] During the search officers find meta AI glasses likely used to record the pranks as well as you know

[01:51:44] I want to give those so bad. I want those so bad. I can't give them a New Zealand

[01:51:53] Met. Oh, I shouldn't say that. Dude, I want it. Dude, I want to be on a live stream from

[01:52:02] them forums, bearing the logos of multiple business. I want to live stream including

[01:52:06] Chick-fil-A UPS target Home Depot and raising canes along with these items police uncover

[01:52:12] what appears to be Heston's journal detailing his goals and plans. Two months before the Chipotle

[01:52:18] incident, he writes, I have no its goals. There's no outcome where I don't succeed. It is not a

[01:52:24] matter of if, it's a matter of when. My goal is the end of the year, one million followers.

[01:52:31] Can learn follow account 60.2 tick tock 3,000 insta 13 and on YouTube

[01:52:37] If you don't go record you need to make clips out of all videos and post them

[01:52:45] Oh my Jesus Christ this guy's fucking bright this guy's bright. Oh my god

[01:52:51] It's got bricks and plans two months

[01:52:54] You make wait if you don't go and quit you need make clips of all videos and post them on shorts to make up for no content

[01:53:04] All my goals will be met this year before the Chipotle is the death note, bro

[01:53:09] I will it's a death. It's a pranks a death note. I will make it and there is nobody who can stop me from doing it

[01:53:16] I

[01:53:19] Know the police said hello

[01:53:22] Yo, what up?

[01:53:24] Hello, the police rights. I have no other choice but to make this work by any means possible

[01:53:29] I will give my family the best life due to my hard work

[01:53:32] I cannot afford to miss a song like you're just harassing other people bro. You're trying to do a shit

[01:53:37] You're trying to cheat the system

[01:53:39] He's trying to cheat. He just wants to just harass people to like exploit and then cheat the system and then get money

[01:53:46] Today, this is my year, with Heston facing multiple charges, Dave questioned whether or

[01:53:51] not there would also be consequences for those who helped him.

[01:53:55] All the 20 people that were a part of it, they all need to be charged with trespassing

[01:54:01] and criminal mischief.

[01:54:02] Which was a little bit more difficult because obviously they didn't even have to identify.

[01:54:07] That's the hard part.

[01:54:08] He probably paid these guys.

[01:54:09] I'm like, and I'm almost bothered even though, well, I'll just take this and go with it.

[01:54:13] I don't know why all of them look like alpacas.

[01:54:17] Their hair, yeah.

[01:54:19] They all look like alpacas.

[01:54:28] Alpaca.

[01:54:30] Dirt East.

[01:54:35] Yo, dead ass, bro.

[01:54:39] Fucking alpaca.

[01:54:41] Oh my god, look at this.

[01:54:45] Being the core documents 24 year old Heston James Cobb was invited on three counts of felony burglary in the third degree, three counts of felony criminal impersonation, two counts of criminal trespass in the second degree, and five counts of disorderly conduct.

[01:54:59] He entered a plea of not guilty and the case is still ongoing.

[01:55:03] At this time it is unknown if any of the other participants are being investigated or will face charges.

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[01:55:30] I stranded a hundred people in the wilderness for $25,000 oh shit dude Mr. Beast was a new video

[01:55:38] of 52 million views 52 million views watch it that's 37 minutes that I can't

[01:55:49] handle these videos that they're too stimulating that too they're too

[01:55:53] stimulating this they they cut too much and this is like you never get to see

[01:55:58] shit because he's just constantly every time you're invested in something he

[01:56:01] just cuts and goes to something else and you never get to really get a vibe

[01:56:05] check because he's just like

[01:56:08] Just every two seconds

[01:56:10] I said he should be something new happening because otherwise someone can get bored and leave what she can't have he needs maximum retention

[01:56:17] Crime YouTube channel explore does help solve that

[01:56:20] 1984 comodicates Lisa and Cannes even funded a DNA testing that led to the rest of 76 year old George E Bradfield

[01:56:29] Yo, double you row. These are the by the way. This is that's that's this this evil channel by the way is the one that had the

[01:56:35] video that like brick like it fucking it's still I'm still bricked

[01:56:45] They went there that the channel that I said I'm not gonna watch it. There's someone dying in the video

[01:56:49] I'm not watching that channel anymore like I'm just not watching it anymore

[01:56:54] No, bricked up brick map is in like I still think about it to this day

[01:56:57] I don't even let's not talk about it cuz I don't know I don't want to like walk down that path mentally in my brain again

[01:57:02] So then it reinforce it

[01:57:05] I'm pretty good right now

[01:57:08] He was not great in the blue guy he would video see it way

[01:57:13] Blue you guys videos are you like yeah, okay, sometimes someone gets shot

[01:57:17] But normally it's not too bad

[01:57:19] even videos like

[01:57:22] Just like five people dead the old innocent there's some person's crying

[01:57:28] There's two of them are kids. It's just like oh

[01:57:31] Ugh, he was way, but you think he's way better?

[01:57:37] I don't like that.

[01:57:37] I don't want to fill my mind with that.

[01:57:44] Like, I must admit, if I had done a video

[01:57:48] about police officers shooting someone five years ago,

[01:57:51] that would have been pretty disturbing to me.

[01:57:56] That would have been pretty disturbing to me.

[01:57:59] but now it's like I drink my morning coffee and watch some guys show up by coughs

[01:58:15] yeah yes

[01:58:19] ten-seven man down where whatever the fuck it is uh oh shit with this one

[01:58:23] kids told parents can't and crashed into a home

[01:58:29] Someone just wrecked it in my crib, bruh.

[01:58:33] Someone just crashed it in my house.

[01:58:35] I swear to God. Yo, you straight?

[01:58:40] Yo!

[01:58:43] Damn, get out the car, bruh.

[01:58:48] What the fuck, dude?

[01:58:50] well there you go okay it's a kid to crash it oh Tyler one is not and oh Tyler

[01:59:07] one emotionally crashed out over you calling him emotional the profile

[01:59:12] Prove the point!

[01:59:14] You got it, Chris?

[01:59:15] Big team, baby!

[01:59:17] Prove it's this pressure!

[01:59:18] High confidence!

[01:59:19] Good stutter step!

[01:59:20] Greatly benefit from positive momentum!

[01:59:23] Fish!

[01:59:24] How much use of control do you have yourself?

[01:59:26] Emotional player?

[01:59:27] Get tilt!

[01:59:28] What is this?

[01:59:29] I'm not an emotional player!

[01:59:30] I am not an emotional player!

[01:59:32] What the f**k is this?

[01:59:34] Yes, in the last tournament, I raged quit a game.

[01:59:37] It's because I killed my own unit.

[01:59:38] That's not how I'm being emotional.

[01:59:39] I killed my champion in front of an axe.

[01:59:41] In front of the map, I Rage Queen. I'm not emotional.

[01:59:48] Imagine Rage Queen.

[01:59:49] Being angry is not an emotion.

[01:59:52] He's so emotional about it.

[01:59:55] No, I couldn't have asked for a better reaction, but it's awesome.

[01:59:59] Jeez, Louise. Alright, top.

[02:00:02] See what a top, top shit. What do we got top here? Shop top shit today, chat.

[02:00:05] You know the Airlines 169? It's a bakery drive while landing at Newmark.

[02:00:09] Wait, what?

[02:00:11] Is he okay?

[02:00:18] Is he okay?

[02:00:21] Uh, I don't know what, okay, that's crazy.

[02:00:29] Um, yeah, I think he's okay.

[02:00:31] No injuries, he's okay.

[02:00:33] I mean, yeah, good stuff.

[02:00:35] Woman brandishes a knife in a music vessel in Kula Lumpur.

[02:00:41] What's she doing?

[02:00:42] What the hell's this crazy bitch up to, man?

[02:01:06] WGY?

[02:01:07] WGY?

[02:01:08] WGY?

[02:01:09] WGY?

[02:01:10] I was spitting his kids

[02:01:13] Pitting his kids to a

[02:01:15] Post on their cell phones doing selfie recordings

[02:01:21] Who love they're like eight years old

[02:01:25] Did I am going to dude my kids are gonna be deprived of

[02:01:30] Cell phone social media technology to the maximum possible degree

[02:01:35] Let me tell you they're gonna go they're gonna be so out of touch with their peers

[02:01:38] Oh shit

[02:01:43] They're gonna be through

[02:01:46] They're gonna do these computers and shit I'm gonna turn to nuts

[02:01:50] They're all turning at the nuts

[02:01:52] Cuz you took one over dude, they're gonna have a landing room and they're gonna that's gonna be their technology

[02:01:56] They can use okay, and get they way they're having phones phones. I think brick you

[02:02:01] Like that. I'm a full grown adult who didn't have a phone to break me when I was growing up and like I find myself

[02:02:07] I even removed social media apps from the phone

[02:02:11] But the issue is I have YouTube which I can't it's like non-social media even though it is even YouTube bro

[02:02:17] Even you do for no reason for no reason at all even though I try to get rid of shorts

[02:02:22] You can't get rid of it. I'll click some shit like piccolo snaps on everyone

[02:02:27] I'm like, oh what's this?

[02:02:34] I don't know how many during most videos I've watched I've watched so many

[02:02:37] It makes no sense, and it's just like tick tock music

[02:02:42] Some shit happens that I wasn't doing will see and I just like literally bang

[02:02:48] 45 seconds of my day just gone

[02:02:50] It's like what happened and then I will what's another one and then it's like oh, it's a minute and a half

[02:02:56] Or this two minutes now five minutes and he like why am I even dealing with my fucking time?

[02:03:02] What am I even doing my time? Oh god? No, no, no, no, no, let's just check out. Let's just check out the last one

[02:03:06] I think the minecraft one was good for someone that would go

[02:03:10] Bag of luck

[02:03:14] Okay, oh

[02:03:23] But wait, isn't that like the best possible

[02:03:28] Outcome wait three minutes and he spawned inside the fortress

[02:03:33] Is it the bad one?

[02:03:36] Okay, oh

[02:03:44] He said the L is it is that the one which is why he gets gold from this place

[02:03:49] To make the rod things

[02:03:51] Wait, I dislike. I don't need two things. You need like two things, right?

[02:03:58] Coney tries game to meet again the emulgule

[02:04:05] Oh, wait, no, that's wrong

[02:04:15] Well, you're gonna have to hunter eyes man, you're gonna have to handle by no, we from the gas station

[02:04:25] Negative tilt what we got negative so it's neutral tilt negative tilt positive tilt

[02:04:35] Okay, wait what?

[02:04:39] Who's my tilt jet? I'm negative tilted bro. I'm negative tilted I think I think I'm negative tilted my name. I'm still negative tilted bro

[02:04:51] It's rip for us in 64 Minecraft

[02:05:05] I

[02:05:25] So bad

[02:05:29] But why did he eat loudly and it was mark run by the way

[02:05:32] Like since I was funny why he ate that I couldn't film a couple times in the past couple days and both times

[02:05:37] I could do it. He's just like what the fuck is that disgusting noise and there's

[02:05:46] And I'm like what the fuck is it what the fuck

[02:05:49] That's that's so disgusting then at the same time was like wait a minute. That's kind of smart

[02:05:54] check you guys

[02:05:56] Is it worth having my stream starts like 20 minutes earlier, but then I eat my food

[02:06:02] I do reacts in the morning because it's tender that could stop my shirt. I tend to be gained time if I eat my food on stream

[02:06:09] Like I could straight I could tend to this out of the stream 20 minutes earlier and

[02:06:13] And do a react but this you is like and what can you can even do a react like how you're gonna pause and give a good takes

[02:06:20] How do you pause and give good takes what it out? Oh?

[02:06:23] Shit who is this?

[02:06:26] That's the steam controller guys, I need I wanted to get the bells. I'm not I'm waiting for the stream machine

[02:06:30] I can't buy it though. I should for sure buy one right by now. It's I gotta buy one. I'm gonna buy one. What's that I?

[02:06:39] Think about store tell me it ships here

[02:06:52] Steam frame steam machine, but how do you buy it? How do you buy it?

[02:07:00] But can you buy the steam machine now or what?

[02:07:08] Press buy with the bipod, I was looking for the bipod

[02:07:19] Control it with the bipod

[02:07:21] Oh

[02:07:36] We are subhuman

[02:07:40] We are subhuman

[02:07:43] Everything with all like see a product. I want to buy I can't get it

[02:07:46] I've got the minute glasses, dude. I'm so badly one of them even the fucking free saint money off to American

[02:07:51] To try and get the glasses could you kind of get into and couldn't get it?

[02:07:56] Now's the new thing this thing is roll. I want to get it can't get it

[02:08:06] Fuck bro

[02:08:09] Possibly floating yeah, the services that do that, but it just sucks ass

[02:08:16] In your teams on helping, but maybe you can do this

[02:08:19] Pussy pussy you you got this you got this chain see I believe in you

[02:08:28] Oh

[02:08:46] Alright.

[02:08:48] Now JnC.

[02:08:50] JnC.

[02:08:52] You need to back up.

[02:08:54] Most important thing about playing League of Legends.

[02:08:56] I need one more song.

[02:08:58] One more song?

[02:09:00] Oh this is a good one.

[02:09:02] This is a good one. You can let this one sit.

[02:09:04] It's good.

[02:09:06] Watch that.

[02:09:08] The guy's big like that.

[02:09:10] Okay.

[02:09:12] Now JnC.

[02:09:14] I'm gonna talk to you with some-

[02:09:16] AHHHHHHHHH!

[02:09:17] FUCK YOU ME GONNA GET IT!

[02:09:19] You're right! Listen! Back up! Back up!

[02:09:21] Jynxie! You're a commander already!

[02:09:23] Your team needs to know what's happening!

[02:09:25] Bring them in!

[02:09:26] Against all odds, Jynxie!

[02:09:29] Now you need to wait for your chographies in place

[02:09:32] so you not engage the enemy and take up a favorable condition.

[02:09:35] Back up!

[02:09:38] Yes, folks! Yes, Sensei! Yes, Master!

[02:09:41] Okay, it's time for your shock the fucking world baby. I'm going off of my first ever 10 kill game

[02:09:47] Okay, just back up back up to not go in do not engage do not engage

[02:09:56] Wait is all the way up the beat is shopping, you know what that means, right?

[02:10:11] EAT!

[02:10:12] NICE!

[02:10:13] YAAAHHHHH!

[02:10:15] You didn't push that, you like!

[02:10:16] You and me, trust!

[02:10:22] Your team, your team is gonna deal with that!

[02:10:24] You need to take the land that ends the game!

[02:10:26] You gotta push it to the toilet!

[02:10:28] Jason, just hit the fucking entrance, you got this shit, bro!

[02:10:33] So now, you're on mid, we need to see what's happening, you're on the mid base!

[02:10:37] They're winning, they're winning, you got this!

[02:10:39] You got this!

[02:10:40] I'm gonna do it. Okay, I'm gonna win the game right?

[02:10:45] I'm gonna win the game.

[02:10:46] JX go to the dragon, go to the dragon.

[02:10:48] You do not have the minion, but we got it.

[02:10:50] We got it, we got it.

[02:10:52] Actually, we got it. I didn't see the minion.

[02:10:54] It's not. They're going.

[02:10:56] JX going.

[02:10:58] Let me go.

[02:11:00] Get the Nexus. Get the fucking Nexus.

[02:11:02] JX.

[02:11:04] Yes! Oh my god!

[02:11:06] Oh my god!

[02:11:08] Oh my god, can't you win?

[02:11:14] Oh my god, can't you?

[02:11:19] And I broke the next dance.

[02:11:23] All right.

[02:11:25] One thousand damage!

[02:11:28] You can't see, wait.

[02:11:29] Close your eyes and listen to the drop.

[02:11:32] You are on this.

[02:11:38] Yeah

[02:11:57] I mean to be honest he went from like mobile dog shit games

[02:12:03] He went from he went from like a mobile dog shit games silly living so it probably is gonna be better, right?

[02:12:09] You know, he was he was playing like what clash of clans

[02:12:15] Well, some shit like eat like some game which was like it was portrait style. He was like summon units

[02:12:22] Clash Royale, I don't know some shit some decent some dogs. Oh, that's there. Okay. Okay. We'll pick

[02:12:31] So that it's equivalent of government Diablo immortal to like father Vexo, right

[02:12:37] New League season just that it doesn't matter this is just I cannot play League of Legends

[02:12:42] I am going to the League of Legends whenever

[02:12:45] chat

[02:12:46] whenever

[02:12:51] They fucking fix the servers and what's not it's it's impossible

[02:12:58] You can't win

[02:13:00] I

[02:13:02] Guys, I used to think anyone who'd play games that won pvp was subhuman and just bad at video games

[02:13:07] like legitimately

[02:13:09] That's that's was my take. I was like anyone you only written you don't play pvp games

[02:13:13] It's just your shit loser who sucks at video games. That's why I like man. What a bozo single-blade games go watch a movie pussy

[02:13:20] That's what I used to think

[02:13:22] Then I came to the realization I played the

[02:13:25] Dark Souls, I played Sekiro, I played all these games and I was like, wow, man, you can play single-player games, they're gonna be fun.

[02:13:30] And I'm living in Oceania, and it's like, um...

[02:13:36] I'm living in Oceania, and it's just bricked for PvP games, because it has a streamer.

[02:13:40] I'm in a unique set. Do you know what's funny, Jed? I watched a video on this girl who basically got, like, killed in...

[02:13:49] Uh-oh...

[02:13:51] ...Agritas.

[02:13:55] And the reason she got killed by this guy multiple times was because, guess what, she was only on oceanic servers.

[02:14:01] And because there was so few people playing on oceanic servers, Duos get put, queued into single queues.

[02:14:08] And then the people started going into the same games and she thought she was being harassed, but she wasn't being harassed.

[02:14:12] It was just oceanic servers. It's kind of funny, right? It's kind of funny.

[02:14:16] Because I was like, bro, classic Oceania.

[02:14:22] Classic Oceania.

[02:14:25] What's the guy saying

[02:14:32] It's good permanent this guy

[02:14:36] Huh

[02:14:38] Freak many

[02:14:41] Yeah, we get a guy in chat. It might be a fucking he's having season salad you're being that guy it's not a man

[02:14:46] You're actually on the list now

[02:14:49] What do you say he's topics?

[02:14:50] Alright, doesn't matter, doesn't matter, no one cares what he's talking about, he's talking about something that implies to me that he's a many better.

[02:15:01] Ooh, Slay the Spy there!

[02:15:04] Uh, Spy.

[02:15:06] Yeah, Slay the Spy, too, my brothers.

[02:15:16] See the Saladicals band? Well now I'm banning it now, yeah well he's referring to some person that no one gives a fuck about.

[02:15:20] Which I don't even understand why anything giga Chad, which is like hmm

[02:15:26] Who who else except for the person who's doing that would type that

[02:15:32] Who else would who else would who else would do it? I don't think I'll ever play for you again after playing Diablo

[02:15:39] That's bait, bro

[02:15:41] That's bait

[02:15:43] Why did these sweats scare what game some random girl on the internet prefers to play a bunch

[02:15:53] of weirdos?

[02:15:54] Oh shit, I'm cat running on me fun.

[02:16:04] Oh my god dude.

[02:16:06] Yo, let's be real, she doesn't play the video games.

[02:16:09] She doesn't play either of the games.

[02:16:12] You just trying to find me to the point so let it do a thing man.

[02:16:14] Okay, relax.

[02:16:15] She's just trying to find me to the point.

[02:16:16] She doesn't give a fuck about either of the games.

[02:16:20] She just tried to make a bang out tweet.

[02:16:27] But yeah, funny.

[02:16:29] In that funny chat, oceanic service course,

[02:16:31] like this fucking jo- oh yeah, by the way,

[02:16:32] this person ended up, the check who got killed

[02:16:34] by the guy ended up getting banned from Arc Raiders

[02:16:38] because she was friends with the community manager.

[02:16:40] Crazy shit.

[02:16:42] It was great and it was all because of oceanic service

[02:16:45] All because oceanic service was so small that doos were getting put into solos

[02:16:52] Oh

[02:16:55] It's it's what I'm trying to tell you is that you think I'm schizophrenic about oceanic service being bricked yet

[02:17:00] I'm literally just consuming common media

[02:17:03] About video games and other people are having issues in different video games

[02:17:07] They're exactly the same as what I happen at League of Legends hence the reason why I can't play League of Legends

[02:17:12] I wish chat. I wish I could play lily legends. I would play that game a lot and I would destroy it easily

[02:17:19] I wouldn't annihilate the noobs. I'd fucking farm them. Dude. I'll be the maximum rank

[02:17:23] I'll be pop it off, but I can't do it because of the fact watch it

[02:17:29] fucking

[02:17:31] Oceanic service stream snipers I'm playable

[02:17:35] It's what it is

[02:17:37] Queen, you can't say jack-toddly squat, you have dementia before 40 years old, and it's getting worse.

[02:17:49] I hate to look at this guy, I hate to pop this guy.

[02:17:52] I mean I want to just whim of this guy and get to the next character.

[02:17:54] Are these other characters cool, Sam?

[02:17:55] So did I cancel my order of your gamer supplements since it's super-processed?

[02:18:04] Impuzzled on how he is single.

[02:18:07] Hey, Quinn.

[02:18:12] 58 Monks.

[02:18:14] Are they regent?

[02:18:16] Read it.

[02:18:17] And on this episode of Quinn the Hypochondriac, we shall talk about...

[02:18:24] Bair.

[02:18:30] Just find a girl and bust a load, because Quinton is a breeder myself-based.

[02:18:35] I love that.

[02:18:40] E-Boy, that's some good ass cockslip.

[02:18:42] I beat the game on the robot channel, I beat the game on every character in this play.

[02:18:46] So I'm gonna... in Indian...

[02:18:47] You don't have to tolerate streamers in public.

[02:18:50] There is a set of magic words you can say that will get them banned.

[02:18:54] We can just stop tolerating streamers chat.

[02:18:57] Don't say the magic words call you one of the good streamers.

[02:19:01] No, they just... no, it doesn't work.

[02:19:02] for tiktok creators it doesn't work

[02:19:04] they don't give a fuck

[02:19:05] tiktok right in the top of the head

[02:19:06] the sherman on kick it doesn't work

[02:19:09] on top of that twitch

[02:19:10] sure

[02:19:11] you're actually okay

[02:19:13] all you could do to get them banned off click

[02:19:15] sloppable but sloppable

[02:19:16] this is flash your titty

[02:19:17] what a bit of dick but you're doing a crime yourself

[02:19:20] so it doesn't work

[02:19:23] I'll get them and ship them for you if you really need them

[02:19:27] yo I read

[02:19:28] I read

[02:19:30] hi crony boy

[02:19:31] I

[02:19:36] Fuck all weebs repeat fuck all weebs

[02:20:01] I can't believe it.

[02:20:22] it is not a shithole. Fix the game, get mods like that. Why do I mod the game? What are

[02:20:36] you trying to give me? Are you trying to give me a mod? Wifu card portraits. What the fuck

[02:20:47] is this bro why the fuck would I why would I want this

[02:20:54] dude fuck this fuck this dude fuck get the fuck out of here bro with that shit

[02:21:01] I love the chat I like the aesthetic of this game by the way I like the vibe by the ticks

[02:21:06] I like the way they color it I like the tone like I I think they're just gonna all around

[02:21:12] cool ass vibe for this game. Now, the space technology shit, I'm not a huge fan of. Like,

[02:21:18] I like all the fantasy elements and stuff. I like these dudes, the poison, the monstrosities,

[02:21:23] the vines, whatever you call these space divine guys. Well, I don't know, I have to see, let's find out.

[02:21:28] Like, when you fight like a brick hexagon guy, yeah, not huge. Like, this, this

[02:21:32] demented whale thing. What the fuck is this thing about?

[02:21:34] But besides Blue Creature, I am the future king!

[02:21:41] Cute.

[02:21:42] Your world.

[02:21:43] Who would win an A1v1 fight to the death?

[02:21:46] Quinoa Fawcyn?

[02:21:47] Ah, with my badge out of right now, Fawcyn would.

[02:21:51] Am I from Trotter?

[02:21:52] Was locked in?

[02:21:53] I ain't no way, bro.

[02:21:54] I ain't no way.

[02:21:55] I ain't no way.

[02:21:56] like I mean you see it can I beat up a hobo trap

[02:22:17] Can I beat up a Hobo?

[02:22:27] Whenever you rest at a site, wait, whenever you rest at a rest site, raise your maximum

[02:22:31] to be at 5.

[02:22:33] Ooh!

[02:22:35] Eh!

[02:22:37] Nah.

[02:22:38] Cause I don't want to rest.

[02:22:40] Upon picking up, upon picking up, game 1 over the gold.

[02:22:44] Gain two new random random round, gain one Cursor Dick.

[02:22:51] Meow.

[02:22:53] Man, a Cursor.

[02:22:55] I can just delete the Cursor, right?

[02:22:57] I can just delete the Cursor.

[02:23:00] Pump a cup, obtain a random Brick card, and do your deck.

[02:23:03] Lame!

[02:23:05] What did I get?

[02:23:07] Where's my Cursor?

[02:23:09] Deal 18 damage at the start of your turn.

[02:23:11] If this is an exosplio.

[02:23:13] Oh, it said it's 18 twice.

[02:23:18] And then I just exhaust it, it just exhausts for free.

[02:23:29] Pump the cap. I received greed, gains, re-torture, gold.

[02:23:39] What?!

[02:23:40] All right, can I restart? I want to restart.

[02:23:42] Pontein est possédé par les granouilles cérébrales.

[02:23:48] Aboba, zocrannouille cérébrale.

[02:23:53] Aboba.

[02:23:54] Fuck this. Fuck this.

[02:23:55] Es servo cramé, recuperable.

[02:23:59] Aboba. Aboba.

[02:24:01] Nah, that's a bad opener.

[02:24:02] Vous mettez de la crème dans la carbonara.

[02:24:07] Aboba vous.

[02:24:10] Well, you don't have to put one in the heart of people, you don't have to put any damage at all with this pathetic build.

[02:24:20] No, I don't want to reveal it!

[02:24:23] The skulls are in control!

[02:24:26] The skulls are in control!

[02:24:29] There.

[02:24:33] Life and death.

[02:24:34] Okay, there are no points, let's hit something.

[02:24:36] I'll play around with the region and reveal the CPOP.

[02:24:40] The Necrobiner, young explorer, unlatched to forbidden Grimoire, magics from another

[02:24:46] time place, and slowed out once as the weightless duck, smoke overwhelms this curious one.

[02:24:54] Eugh.

[02:24:55] She gains the understanding of life and death, but it'll cost her skin, hair, and organs

[02:24:59] rapidly wrought away as her soul is forcefully bound into the locket in her pocket.

[02:25:06] the green wall wisp is

[02:25:08] if i die

[02:25:10] you die

[02:25:12] oh shit

[02:25:14] the fuck

[02:25:22] okay i didn't want to do that but yeah

[02:25:24] okay okay

[02:25:26] we're doing rejuvenation

[02:25:28] okay

[02:25:30] that was a bad open

[02:25:32] i didn't like that open

[02:25:34] I'm gonna commit potentially to Alice to a run, right?

[02:25:40] I'm not going in with like shit relics.

[02:25:44] The Act 1 boss drops two relics.

[02:25:48] And one card.

[02:25:49] That's pretty good. That one's like bang.

[02:25:52] That one's pretty good. No downside and I get two relics.

[02:25:56] That one's the best greed one I think.

[02:25:58] And one kind of reward and pick your one and a button. Fuck that.

[02:26:01] Yeah, I'm gonna go with this level.

[02:26:04] I mean what I'm we're gonna follow the first boss I'm gonna follow the first boss

[02:26:08] I mean I'm gonna follow this boss can we that boy a sharp and go to bosses one boss

[02:26:19] To boss saying there's just two shop I want to go to shops and go to shops if I want

[02:26:34] Draw my heart play this thing I can do what do you mean draw my heart?

[02:26:38] Oh with the penis drawing machine.

[02:26:42] Falling star apply 8 damage apply 1 week 1 hour.

[02:26:46] DA-YAAAAMMMM!

[02:26:47] So he gets a broken one.

[02:26:49] I didn't think anyone could spend 2 hours on an ascension zero run but here we are lame

[02:26:54] out.

[02:26:55] What is this stars?

[02:26:59] Huh?

[02:27:00] King Toast, uh, what the fuck is this?

[02:27:04] Your current style count?

[02:27:05] Three just cards, maybe require stats to play.

[02:27:08] Okay, three times tick, I'm leaving the fin.

[02:27:18] Wait, what?

[02:27:22] When did it cross the style?

[02:27:29] What did I use to cause a star?

[02:27:33] Was it that one that really OP thing that did it weak and vulnerability and damage?

[02:27:45] That's gonna do it, we're gonna definitely hit this guy once.

[02:27:48] What did I say?

[02:27:50] Ravenous, when an enemy dies...

[02:27:52] Corsal immediately eats it.

[02:27:54] He's coming stunned and getting full strength.

[02:27:56] Okay, so we're gonna hit that guy.

[02:27:59] It's going in.

[02:28:03] That's such a clever design.

[02:28:05] It's really cool.

[02:28:08] I'm impressed with these developers.

[02:28:11] Think about this, right?

[02:28:12] You just assume, like, oh, that's a cool mechanic or whatever, right?

[02:28:14] You don't think about it.

[02:28:15] You have to come up with this.

[02:28:16] The cap you make just blobs it.

[02:28:19] It just HP with damage and doing Boston Divos interesting and fun.

[02:28:22] Oh, I'm going to get fucked up, man.

[02:28:24] I'm going to get fucked up and listen to kill them.

[02:28:28] six six six that's not enough right 19 that's not enough that's no I'm gonna

[02:28:38] get fucked up but we work out six six is 12 18

[02:28:45] Wow

[02:28:49] I'm gonna kill the next 10 regardless

[02:28:52] I guess we just have to do this

[02:29:05] I don't have stats when the stars don't come back

[02:29:07] Oh my god, can't wait, style's like a special resource that you can unload but you have

[02:29:17] to kind of get it back.

[02:29:20] Know thy place.

[02:29:22] Apply one week, one vulnerable zero.

[02:29:26] That's a nice one.

[02:29:27] That's a really nice one.

[02:29:28] Okay, in seven block, add one random colorless card to your hand.

[02:29:33] Anaphystal authority.

[02:29:36] Feels similar to all enemies.

[02:29:38] All enemies with one strength of turn.

[02:29:45] That's worse than the thunderclap, isn't it?

[02:29:47] I don't know that place, seems kinda nice.

[02:29:53] Okay, big, big, big, big, big, big, big.

[02:29:58] Light door, dark door.

[02:30:00] Wait, is this a bait?

[02:30:03] Wait, they're all good. Removing a cat is good. Upgrading two guys is good.

[02:30:06] I mean, I can remove one cat is good.

[02:30:08] Wait, that's- this is insane.

[02:30:10] At the way it existed when none existed moments before, you ended up to find two shimmering doys.

[02:30:15] A well-dressed woman.

[02:30:17] Finally, uh, butchers are...

[02:30:19] Please, please, come to the door. Any door.

[02:30:22] Are we still on the spire? How is this place so clean?

[02:30:27] Okay, two upgrades. I think we need two upgrades, right?

[02:30:29] Oh, it's Random Guards! Nooo!

[02:30:35] I would have done Billy God! If I'd known that was random, what did I hit?

[02:30:43] I'll just spill my coffee.

[02:30:45] Spill my coffee, Jen. Wait, why would I want my shirt? One second. I'll spill my coffee, Jen.

[02:30:59] Quinton, daddy, how about you leave Forcin' alone?

[02:31:17] He's a bitch man, you're right, he's weak, probably has a small dick, and sucks at video

[02:31:22] games.

[02:31:23] Van Melon Cork and Esquire Renio, but they are losers and love Forcin.

[02:31:29] They donate thousands to him.

[02:31:32] Hee hee.

[02:31:53] Also looks like Hitler now. What are you? What are you talking about? Okay, so I got the worst possible upgrade you can get

[02:32:00] Let's get lucky again

[02:32:04] Add clumsy your dick obtain a random like that's worth it right one curse

[02:32:14] This card is in your way if this card is in your hand at the end of this turn it is exhausted

[02:32:19] Yeah, I'm done there strike. Okay my strike. I actually I've got a bunch of strikes, so

[02:32:27] Fuck it

[02:32:30] My strike plus is gonna do 12 damage bro. It's sick

[02:32:34] He's gonna live in every so what the fuck wait we do this

[02:32:39] I just kill him outright

[02:32:49] uh eight we got five defense

[02:32:59] bang we'll kill next turn check don't worry about it

[02:33:03] ah clumsy dude nah one week one we're on the roll we can cause an expression right

[02:33:09] we should use it nice defend plus eight block

[02:33:12] I don't need to do that, I'm just going to turn on the gas.

[02:33:23] He plays it way, I may have hit Elon Wood.

[02:33:26] How do you, do you just like to rush everything?

[02:33:28] Why is it just instantly spamming those guys while I'm thinking about anything?

[02:33:31] It just instantly, like what, this is the first time I've ever played this character.

[02:33:36] Guys I like to play my games thoroughly, methodically, emulsively, in a way where I'm not rushing, I'm just having a good time, I'm just playing, like I don't like to do this shit where like, go go go go go go go, no downtime, no downtime, fast fast fast fast, I like to just roll, you know, just to play my games.

[02:33:56] Three months with God Gamer, thank you for being so bad at Slay the Spire 2.

[02:34:03] It is nice to know whenever I play a new game, there will be someone worse.

[02:34:09] Wow.

[02:34:11] What have you spend all gain?

[02:34:15] Temmage of enemies, wait, damage 3?

[02:34:17] Deal 3 damage to all enemies for each star gain.

[02:34:23] Nah.

[02:34:24] Gain a star, draw one card, next turn draw one card.

[02:34:32] Whenever you spend or gain, that's pretty much one of these.

[02:34:39] Kind of like glow, glow seems kind of nice right?

[02:34:41] Glow seems kind of nice.

[02:34:42] Draw a card, gain a thing.

[02:34:44] Like glow.

[02:34:45] A little bit of gain there.

[02:34:48] And if I upgrade that I would never go to zero.

[02:34:54] Let's get it.

[02:34:56] Okay, we're gonna get this way for the boss jab.

[02:34:58] We're gonna get this way for the boss.

[02:35:00] Yeah.

[02:35:07] Okay, what's he doing? He's doing seven damage.

[02:35:12] Oh, is there a maximum to stars?

[02:35:14] There's no max that implies to me. I could just go to infinite star

[02:35:22] So I could ramp it up. That's hot bro. That's hot. I might star max and see what we can do with star maxing

[02:35:38] Am I doing a defense seven attack

[02:35:44] The one that's a good knife.

[02:35:49] Ah, do we just kill this guy?

[02:35:54] Let's see it.

[02:35:55] Let me just kill that guy.

[02:35:56] But again, I'm going to take three times three damage.

[02:35:58] Defend.

[02:35:59] Nah.

[02:36:00] Let's just make it a damage taken.

[02:36:02] Wait, can I just kill this guy?

[02:36:06] Wow!

[02:36:07] I'm insane!

[02:36:08] Oh my god, my damage is crazy, bro.

[02:36:13] Crazy bro with these relics

[02:36:19] Man this is a good game to block at one random colors

[02:36:24] Forge 10 for what the fuck is watch the first time you forge each combat adds sovereign blade into your hand

[02:36:32] To mana

[02:36:36] Retain

[02:36:39] Tank has not scattered turn

[02:36:43] The first time you forge each combat adds some blood to your hand, adds additional damage to someone's blade.

[02:36:54] So you forge it. Oh wait, you forge it?

[02:36:57] Oh, so you sit, leave it in your hand and you ramp it up by doing forge mechanics to get a forge build.

[02:37:03] Do you like damage whenever you draw a card? Does this increase damage? Wait, do you like damage whenever you draw a card?

[02:37:09] But if you draw this card, the damage increased.

[02:37:14] Here's the damage by four of this combat.

[02:37:17] Ooh, that's kind of hot.

[02:37:20] It's got a succinct deck.

[02:37:23] Kingly Punch.

[02:37:29] I'll fuck with this. I'm gonna fuck with Kingly Punch.

[02:37:34] I'm gonna fuck with Kingly Punch.

[02:37:38] what the hell's this you're gonna be so we're gonna just defend defend again

[02:37:49] cannot lose more than 15 HP per turn oh cool so my ZDBS is not about a downside

[02:37:55] There's ya.

[02:38:01] Okay, we got a pulling staff for sure.

[02:38:03] Okay, damage now, nice.

[02:38:13] Let me see ya.

[02:38:15] What's up, pal?

[02:38:18] W! Hello!

[02:38:20] Why you guys keep going order bro order order order order this order that order this order

[02:38:30] that bro relax but I do whatever the hell I want bro don't question what I'm doing

[02:38:35] 10 armor 6 attack okay can we punch bro dang wait you can't lose how much I can't just

[02:38:48] more damage to him, he's gonna have 6 damage.

[02:38:58] He's ramping dude, he's ramping, he's ramping.

[02:39:03] Two of those for the fulling star, we keep doing this.

[02:39:06] I'm gonna love fulling star man, it's so good.

[02:39:11] Spamming defend.

[02:39:15] I wanna draw, guys, I'm gonna kingly punch, I'm gonna kingly punch your draw build.

[02:39:20] I've decided my build.

[02:39:21] I've decided it.

[02:39:24] It's being decided.

[02:39:29] 14 damage.

[02:39:33] Play Benerate, what do I strike?

[02:39:34] Now we strike.

[02:39:34] I'm gonna glow max but we have to stop the 16 damage bar GD noobs GD blues

[02:39:47] I'm not doing what ever to the guy rip

[02:39:52] Ow, ow, ow he's fucking me up JD he's fucking me up kinda

[02:40:01] I wouldn't know Gigi oh

[02:40:08] Every three turns draw one guy dude that's draw that's good for kingly punch

[02:40:16] Next turn deal 15 damage gain to energy next turn put two guys from your profile in your hand

[02:40:31] So this is just like going for a one-shot. This is like this seems like a fun build because

[02:40:43] you get to spam forge and then build up this huge attack and then just one Tampa guy, right?

[02:40:48] Next turn, two cards. Put two. Does that mean I get to choose? Is that saying I can choose

[02:40:56] what I want. But then they go to my discount pile and I steal it. There she was this right?

[02:41:12] Yes, you get your beta card sooner, right? But, right? But, this is a big thing. Uh,

[02:41:24] cast sooner but then you still have to draw the rest of your shitheads I don't

[02:41:31] know I don't like it

[02:41:37] nope I don't like it

[02:41:44] why guys lolling? I don't want that. Chad is part of... dude do not... I am the one

[02:41:53] I am making the build here, chat.

[02:41:59] I am making the build.

[02:42:10] I am the build maker.

[02:42:15] Eight, ten.

[02:42:21] I think we still strike anyway.

[02:42:26] Is that our next hand?

[02:42:27] Oh, one from there.

[02:42:28] Oh, yeah.

[02:42:30] No, die, please.

[02:42:34] Bitch ass.

[02:42:37] Oh, fuck.

[02:42:41] The online damage, three times three.

[02:42:43] guys I'm melting I'm dying I'm dying I'm not I haven't got enough tankiness I'm

[02:42:54] literally dying these mobs oh my god I gotta kill these guys now okay he dies

[02:42:59] right 12 damage 9 damage I kill him right

[02:43:02] Nice.

[02:43:06] And the breeze.

[02:43:11] Dill lemon damage.

[02:43:14] And breathing hand.

[02:43:15] Fuck, wait.

[02:43:16] It cost one, but he's lost.

[02:43:20] Huh.

[02:43:21] Chat, don't forget he is still in the tutorial.

[02:43:25] Give him a few weeks to learn how to play the game Leimau.

[02:43:29] Wait, let me think again.

[02:43:33] So that's like a one cost card basically.

[02:43:35] It's a one cost card.

[02:43:38] One cost card of living damage is not bad, but then you can kinda like, if you are real

[02:43:41] close to the end of a combat, you can just use it and just let the card go to your discard

[02:43:45] pile.

[02:43:46] So you can kinda agree with it.

[02:43:48] It's kinda interesting, but then again it adds, it reduces my king punch draw.

[02:43:54] Next turn gain one and one, retain this card in your hand.

[02:43:58] turn game this and retain your hand this turn oh she's one of three random

[02:44:08] colors got to add to her choose one out of choose one of one of three random

[02:44:16] colors card to net

[02:44:21] Smith, Kingly Bunch, let's see what we got here, yeah, wait, this is a low plus, game

[02:44:33] two.

[02:44:34] Ooh, what does that do?

[02:44:39] Oh, it doesn't exhaust it, it just becomes, I can just keep spamming it.

[02:44:47] Nice nice chat. This is a good belt

[02:44:58] Every three turns game yo happy flower

[02:45:05] Ramping

[02:45:15] Okay

[02:45:17] Just two. Just two. 12 damage. Nah, it's lame.

[02:45:32] Been right. Eh. Spam this. That's never bad. When is this ever bad, bro? Like, just repeatedly

[02:45:40] drawing this card is kind of potent chat retreat repeatedly during this card is

[02:45:45] kind of potent you know I'm saying I'm gonna use globe every time though on

[02:45:53] I glow I think beats venerate but it definitely beats right it's just a

[02:45:59] objectively better bit of venerate I'm gonna blow it up I'll break the leap

[02:46:04] been right my my build actually okay

[02:46:15] shit shit what's the message at 12 plus 9

[02:46:23] Okay, now we're going to cook him, now we're going to cook him, right?

[02:46:30] Four damage for six damage, we're going to kill the guy, 26.

[02:46:35] 12 times 1.5.

[02:46:38] I kill, right I kill.

[02:46:40] It's down to that guy, GG.

[02:46:45] There's someone's heats up, can I get that?

[02:46:49] I do know what I was thinking!

[02:46:51] To-do list!

[02:46:52] To-do list!

[02:46:53] Buy a calculator.

[02:46:57] Buy a calculator.

[02:46:58] For doing quick calcs.

[02:47:01] I don't know.

[02:47:05] Legit!

[02:47:06] I- I- Dude, how many times do I do this?

[02:47:08] I- I open up the calc, I do this shit, I go this, I-

[02:47:11] Where is it? I could just like have a physical calculator right there and just go-

[02:47:14] Da-da-da! And that would just know.

[02:47:17] Straight away, I would just know straight away.

[02:47:23] Okay, draw one card. Do I need that right now? Let's see, yeah.

[02:47:27] Is he still vulnerable?

[02:47:32] Strike.

[02:47:34] King with much GG.

[02:47:42] It's done, bitch-ass.

[02:47:49] Order! Order! Order! Order!

[02:47:53] What the guys, what, did you guys mention the audience?

[02:47:56] Order, order, order.

[02:48:05] What's the guy saying, what are you?

[02:48:07] I don't need that, you guys,

[02:48:08] stay in the water, okay, we go.

[02:48:09] Say it's in, draw one card,

[02:48:11] and exhaust one card from your hand.

[02:48:23] This is like 10 of the minus one from dick, isn't it?

[02:48:35] Kingly kick, deal 27 damage.

[02:48:41] Whenever you draw this card, reduce the chance of my one.

[02:48:43] Yo, Kingly!

[02:48:44] Like, gain 8 block.

[02:48:46] Like, gather the line.

[02:48:50] This isn't my build that I'm trying to go for, by the way.

[02:48:52] I'm literally trying to do this build.

[02:48:55] And then again, I need more blocking shit.

[02:48:57] Like I need more, I feel like I need more defense.

[02:48:59] Then I'm gonna get kingly kick again, right?

[02:49:01] I'll get that again.

[02:49:05] Wait, you guys like tyranny because it's flashing, right?

[02:49:12] When this upgrades, if it goes to zero cost, it's worth it.

[02:49:15] If it doesn't go to zero cost, I don't think it's worth it.

[02:49:18] Like it literally, right, right, right, you can do that.

[02:49:25] Oh, it's innate.

[02:49:35] So every opener, I can delete a card and draw a card.

[02:49:39] So I can delete a shit card.

[02:49:41] You're good at, whatever, if you have a good hand, though, then you just wasted one draw.

[02:49:45] Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:49:46] I mean it kind of this is what I'm gonna do

[02:49:51] Hey block, let's go 11 block

[02:50:00] 35 damn bro 35 damn

[02:50:11] They can't get there

[02:50:16] Okay.

[02:50:23] Okay.

[02:50:30] The first time Terri yields HP is 30, it is stunned.

[02:50:45] Okay, nine damage right, doing nine damage, putting on the old strike and with the old

[02:51:04] strike

[02:51:11] 70% of 140

[02:51:16] oh my god see this is it right? I just want to go 140 times 0.7 but I go 98

[02:51:28] I'm going to hit him that hard

[02:51:33] How we draw?

[02:51:38] SHIT!

[02:51:44] We just couldn't take the dick.

[02:51:46] Get him with that.

[02:51:47] We got out waiting 98.

[02:51:49] Oh!

[02:51:51] We got it!

[02:51:51] We got it! We got it!

[02:51:54] 85!

[02:51:56] What?

[02:51:59] NOOOOOOO!

[02:52:03] It's 70 flat, not 70%! I'm dyslexic!

[02:52:12] Oh my god!

[02:52:20] I'm looking at this guy's fucking chicken.

[02:52:26] Fuck you, bro.

[02:52:33] Okay, 37, we can kill him now.

[02:52:36] Alright, let's try and do a debuff. Did he just do a damage?

[02:52:48] I don't know, he's gonna kill me bro, I'm gonna kill him.

[02:52:55] Oh my god bro, shuriken! Every time you play Street Texan it's like we're playing one strength.

[02:53:00] That's nice, that's nice.

[02:53:03] They are porting the MSU all enemies.

[02:53:05] Dude, that's kinda nice!

[02:53:07] Let me play a guide, there's 10 damage on strength.

[02:53:11] Modelog, dude, I need that IRL.

[02:53:13] Gains this block, put a card from your discard pile on it.

[02:53:17] Cosmic difference.

[02:53:19] Gains this block, put a card from your discard pile.

[02:53:25] Damn!

[02:53:26] Wait, this could be good for Kingly!

[02:53:29] That's good, that's good for...

[02:53:34] Cause if I could get it, once I've used it, I'd then use cosmic indifference to try

[02:53:42] and re-draw it.

[02:53:43] That's like put-a-card?

[02:53:44] Wait, does that mean I get to choose?

[02:53:47] It says put-a-card.

[02:53:48] It didn't say random though.

[02:53:49] It didn't say random.

[02:53:50] It didn't say put-a-random card.

[02:53:52] It says put-a-card.

[02:53:53] Yeah, that's insane.

[02:53:55] That's insane.

[02:53:57] That's insane.

[02:54:00] Okay, we definitely go here.

[02:54:06] Study at third turn, game one, strengthen one dex.

[02:54:13] Way too random attacks.

[02:54:16] Point, pick up, and attack at five, I mean to me.

[02:54:19] This is kind of tech damage by five this comeback when play

[02:54:28] Yo, what that's so good

[02:54:42] To random attacks no momentum on the fucking king

[02:54:46] I make some other king attack.

[02:54:53] I get another draw.

[02:54:56] I get another draw.

[02:54:57] What is that scantam block they need to turn if this is on top of your...

[02:55:00] If this is on top of your draw pile, play it.

[02:55:05] I have a gamer!

[02:55:09] Shit, build, I'm ramping chat!

[02:55:15] Shit! Shit build, I'm ramping chat!

[02:55:24] This is the peak game by cheat!

[02:55:30] Sheet! Sheet! Sheet!

[02:55:45] Okay, here we go boys. Here we go.

[02:55:49] Me dagger. Me sheave me baba. Me dagger.

[02:55:57] Me sheave me baba.

[02:56:06] I'll tell her thank god. Okay, let's go.

[02:56:09] What the fuck is this?

[02:56:11] Just trying to buff a little bit, just trying to buff as you can get close.

[02:56:16] Noo, that place.

[02:56:17] Do you know what, I think we saved that right now, we don't actually need that right now,

[02:56:21] do we?

[02:56:22] We can definitely use this one though.

[02:56:25] We'll save that for later.

[02:56:30] It could just debuff it though.

[02:56:32] Let me think again.

[02:56:33] I use it now, it gets it out, I'm all over the draw stuff.

[02:56:36] Wait, no but I could use it when he's doing a big attack.

[02:56:39] then I lose one draw. It's a trade-off, right? It's a trade-off. Losing one draw, but then

[02:56:47] maybe be able to use it at a slightly more opportune time. I think we save it.

[02:56:55] When killed, deals 15 damage, it'll begin of your next turn.

[02:57:09] Okay, wait, he's about to do 15 damage to me, right?

[02:57:16] So I want to do this combo right now, man.

[02:57:20] I want to kingly kick and then cause make a difference, but I can't.

[02:57:25] That's not lucky.

[02:57:30] Is it really just double the thing that I think it is?

[02:57:40] Maybe?

[02:57:41] Oh wait, wait, wait.

[02:57:42] Deeper thing?

[02:57:43] Wait, wait, wait.

[02:57:44] Cosmic?

[02:57:45] Two juice.

[02:57:49] Ah, it's back to there.

[02:57:55] Oh, it's back to there.

[02:58:00] It's not as you back back.

[02:58:02] Armored out of.

[02:58:11] Kingly punch.

[02:58:12] Oh, yeah, baby.

[02:58:13] Yeah, baby.

[02:58:15] Doing 10 damage.

[02:58:16] Sweet.

[02:58:17] Kingly punch for sure.

[02:58:19] Hey, wait.

[02:58:23] Huh?

[02:58:25] What the fuck, how the fuck did that get back already?

[02:58:38] With that, wait, it reset my kick, which is awesome.

[02:58:41] Wait, what the hell?

[02:58:43] That's so sick.

[02:58:47] I don't know how I did that, Jeff, but I did it.

[02:58:57] We got blow for sure.

[02:59:03] Wait, so we got the tank punching in.

[02:59:07] Wait, so what the fuck's happening?

[02:59:11] So wait.

[02:59:13] So that's in my drawer.

[02:59:20] Okay, that's literally the point that's suppressing me, but we did.

[02:59:23] I'm confused how this fucking different shit works.

[02:59:28] Well, I know I was about to fuck this guy's bussy up big time.

[02:59:32] Uh, although I'm about to cook myself. Okay, 20 damage, we've reduced that to 15, nice.

[02:59:36] I'm about to get fucking shredded, bro. Oh no.

[02:59:39] I can do tons of damage though which is good play two damage. Oh shit listen I did the math okay

[02:59:47] It's just the numbers are trolling me. I'm just legsick. It's different

[02:59:52] Hey, he

[02:59:53] Whatever shit when I was younger I did math not math. How am I supposed to know the difference?

[03:00:00] Fix your game

[03:00:09] okay he's gonna kill me bro I'm gonna die what are you gonna kill me I'm just

[03:00:34] gonna kill him though 39 damage she's dead but I'm dead wait wait so go defend

[03:00:40] defend attack 48 39 yeah definitely doing a family right I definitely got a

[03:00:45] family of course defend defend attack oh god here we go here we go here we go

[03:00:52] here we go oh god do I live this 30 yeah I live this GD no GD no GD no

[03:01:00] Hey what's happening?

[03:01:02] Oh no!

[03:01:04] No!

[03:01:06] What?

[03:01:08] What?

[03:01:10] Why did you do that?

[03:01:12] Why did I lose my big dick?

[03:01:14] Hello, Quiney. I really love that you take extra time to understand the game mechanics.

[03:01:18] It totally made the experience so relatable.

[03:01:20] Because I also got very tree targeted.

[03:01:22] From my past met addictions.

[03:01:24] Just like you, Quiney.

[03:01:26] My favorite streamer.

[03:01:28] Can I get a welcome to the circus for my favorite streamer?

[03:01:31] Sure, bro.

[03:01:33] I'm never gonna...

[03:01:33] Ninchaku's terrible for this build,

[03:01:35] yeah, unfortunately.

[03:01:35] Pug was whenever you played three or fewer cards during the turn,

[03:01:38] draw three different cards.

[03:01:43] That one's...

[03:01:44] Wait, conversely, this one's useless,

[03:01:46] but that one could be insane from a build, though.

[03:01:49] Wait, that one's insane.

[03:01:52] That one's insane.

[03:01:53] Draw three cards.

[03:01:54] What's this?

[03:01:55] Draw three cards choose a skill in your hand play it three times

[03:02:03] The fuck choose a skill in your hand and play it three times six. Oh my god. Wait what?

[03:02:11] Wait what?

[03:02:13] That is literally broken by the way that is lit guys the way that my enchantments are my thing is each time

[03:02:20] It's played against five damage

[03:02:22] Increase this card number to five this combat

[03:02:26] Increase this card attack damage by five win played right win played play it three times

[03:02:35] It's a skill

[03:02:38] Draw three card that is a skill choose a skill in your hand to bro. Love your base steaks. Did you play slay the spire one?

[03:02:47] Transform any number of card in your hand to minion sacrifice exhaust

[03:02:50] Okay, now I'm block exhaust.

[03:02:53] GODS!

[03:02:58] That's pretty cool! That's a pretty cool guy.

[03:03:02] Uh, I played some of my ones that beat this shit out of that game.

[03:03:05] I like this one. Although it requires six, but I'll just get glow cats first, so GG.

[03:03:11] We'll get glow cats, GG.

[03:03:14] I'd skill two?

[03:03:16] It's a cost to turns it into nine block

[03:03:23] It exhausts. It's a lot of block though. I

[03:03:28] Like this anything to do with draw and reducing my dick is best

[03:03:32] I'm trying to maximize draw and minimize my dick size

[03:03:35] We're trying to keep it to a minimum and we're gonna try polo watch game. Oh

[03:03:42] My what an exotic visitor

[03:03:46] Oh, be sweet, eh?

[03:03:49] I'm no sweetie, address me with respect, giant.

[03:03:53] Dang, person.

[03:03:56] Upgrade four cards.

[03:03:58] Ooh, at the start of your turn, exhaust the top card of your draw pile.

[03:04:01] Okay, one trick. Fuck that.

[03:04:05] Fuck that.

[03:04:06] I mean, that would ramp, though.

[03:04:08] Place Act 2 map with a single special path.

[03:04:16] That sounds kind of good single spell but I mean single spell but that sounds good. What's that?

[03:04:23] That sounds special part

[03:04:28] Me how could how bad could it be how bad could it be right?

[03:04:35] Upgrade four cards is like a bang of those

[03:04:38] But it doesn't say random. Does it let me choose does this let me choose?

[03:04:42] Because it doesn't say upgrade 4 random cards, it says upgrade 4 cards.

[03:04:47] Hmm.

[03:04:48] It's like a dude, tin kick, cosmic.

[03:04:54] Eh, really good.

[03:04:58] Let's just draw 5 cards.

[03:05:02] Holy shit.

[03:05:04] After the golden compass it sounds cool

[03:05:13] What the hell So why is it so special bro I don't know why

[03:05:21] this is so special man I guess it's gonna have weird shit in here or what

[03:05:24] Praying mantis oh seemingly damaged yo what the fuck

[03:05:28] Oh what the fuck I'm just gonna lose instantly, bro

[03:05:35] Try to just get to combat at the bottom

[03:05:40] Really

[03:05:51] No, he took my best card he does my best card

[03:05:58] What the fuck?

[03:06:02] Oh my god, bro

[03:06:12] Wait what wait he's trying to fly away with it. He's not allowed to do that

[03:06:18] He's not allowed to do that

[03:06:25] He's not allowed to do that

[03:06:28] Wait he literally took my best card!

[03:06:39] Two turns!

[03:06:40] Okay, okay, okay, live this motherfucker, live this motherfucker.

[03:06:49] Boom!

[03:06:50] Boom!

[03:06:51] Fuck you bitch.

[03:06:52] Get my fucking car back.

[03:06:56] Bro, he actually almost took it. Take the stone card back. Jesus.

[03:07:03] Oh!

[03:07:06] Oh, I see each of you steals a bad card. You could just let him run away.

[03:07:11] You could just let him run away. You just not take it back.

[03:07:15] Yeah, so that could have been a potential good thing. Why don't you take a strike, bro?

[03:07:19] Why don't you take a strike? Four things to know.

[03:07:21] Deal six damage three times. No.

[03:07:23] Draw three cards. Put one card from your hand at the top of your draw pile.

[03:07:26] That's kind of nice, the fuck, that's kind of nice, the fuck.

[03:07:36] I'm trying to random, I'm trying to random power.

[03:07:44] Wait, is it a random, it doesn't say power card, it says power.

[03:07:50] Wait, it says POWER.

[03:07:54] It doesn't say POWER CARD.

[03:07:56] Or is it going to give me a PAD CARD?

[03:08:00] Okay, I fucked that.

[03:08:01] Okay, I'm good.

[03:08:02] Maybe you- aw, fuck.

[03:08:03] We got monologue dude, we got monologue.

[03:08:05] Maybe you play card, dang, once with this turn.

[03:08:08] I mean, I got a lot of draw, dude, so, because it's fine.

[03:08:13] Okay.

[03:08:14] I have no good enough demons Jen, I'm gonna die because I can't fucking mitigate damage

[03:08:26] I'm just taking it.

[03:08:50] Actually I'm the first I'm tired.

[03:08:52] Yep, she done that first I'm tired.

[03:08:56] Game out there still now.

[03:09:03] Choose Caterpond on top of your farm.

[03:09:13] Hahahaha!

[03:09:24] You'll cook now, motherfucker.

[03:09:26] live this mother fucker live this live this good luck living this

[03:09:36] y'all that synergy is insane by the way it's insane gain one ritual ritual gain strength the

[03:09:43] indivisible okay deletion dimensional enemies no del 10 damage draw one card put one card from

[03:09:52] of your hand on the top of the drop hole. Again, it's the insane thing.

[03:09:57] K-limb block. Next turn, gain five block. That's kind of nice.

[03:10:00] But again, this is just insane, so we're gonna go with this.

[03:10:05] Smith.

[03:10:08] Okay, draw a fight. That's a ridiculous amount of cards to draw, bro.

[03:10:11] Fuck that. I need to upgrade.

[03:10:14] It has just nine block.

[03:10:17] Draw four cards.

[03:10:19] Retain.

[03:10:22] two cards. Doesn't he have it forever? Can we kick?

[03:10:29] It's my kick, big dick. It gives me three.

[03:10:35] Okay, I play this like every time, right? I'm gonna play this one every time I feel

[03:10:40] like as well, and then draw us two cards. So more drawers, best.

[03:10:44] Draw three cards, draw four cards.

[03:10:52] This is extra damage and an additional cat droll.

[03:10:57] I'm gonna photo on cat.

[03:11:01] Photo on cat boys, let's go.

[03:11:07] Unlucky.

[03:11:08] Okay, I dropped your cat though.

[03:11:14] This could still land.

[03:11:15] I'll put the back to the door just to have my door pop.

[03:11:25] I can still land it, I can still land it, but wait, I've already got two out of three.

[03:11:30] Wait, where's my Nin Chuck's head?

[03:11:33] It's at this.

[03:11:35] I kind of just need to defend at this point, right, Chad?

[03:11:39] We need to just defend it as what it is.

[03:11:41] I could just do one more of this.

[03:11:44] Ah, out of fact, my ass, bro!

[03:12:02] Ah, bro!

[03:12:07] Let's try the monologue shit.

[03:12:13] Some monologue.

[03:12:14] Some gangsta right there in my playcard, right?

[03:12:19] He's a bit of a fuck me up, man.

[03:12:22] I'm gonna have to get fucked up.

[03:12:24] There's nothing I can do, man.

[03:12:29] Here's what it is.

[03:12:36] Yeah, back questionable water chat guy right. Oh my god, I'm losing him to random guys

[03:12:52] Is it oh my god already looted the fucking things

[03:13:02] My ginger two frogs, I'm a ninja two frogs

[03:13:06] I

[03:13:11] Should have used the power I should have used my shit. I fucked up chat. I could just kill this guy though now

[03:13:15] So it's GG, right?

[03:13:26] What what

[03:13:29] Wait, what I don't think that way with my kingly with my what what's happened?

[03:13:33] trust me cats you just come in when yikes what's happened what just happened

[03:13:54] fuck my ass bro no way dead ass bro dead ass bro did wait so do you guys see

[03:14:03] what just happened to me I just got fucking cucked or I just got cake and Gary got cucked

[03:14:07] 28 damage.

[03:14:30] That's over.

[03:14:37] Same old as this year's three, dude.

[03:14:41] Relax, Chad, relax, just relax.

[03:14:43] I'm the one playing the game here.

[03:14:44] Okay, if you want to, you know, criticize my gameplay, I mean, yeah, just relax, relax.

[03:14:53] Who's winning the game?

[03:14:55] Who's destroying the game?

[03:14:56] Blind, ethical.

[03:14:58] Dude, I need blocks.

[03:15:01] Then again, that's more drain on my shit.

[03:15:07] This is more drain on my shit.

[03:15:09] I do need blocks though.

[03:15:12] Seven block, one star.

[03:15:17] Am I dying?

[03:15:22] Dude, do I actually have to rest?

[03:15:24] There's no way I'm resting, right?

[03:15:25] I'm resting for losers.

[03:15:26] If you rest, you're a loser.

[03:15:51] Restings for losers.

[03:15:53] 10 around and relic. Give pocket watch, good. Am I ever using pocket watch? I feel like I'm

[03:16:01] not. Even though I should be using pocket watch. I should be using pocket watch. But I'm not,

[03:16:07] I'm never using it. I'm never using it.

[03:16:12] Brother read the card, it says player skill 3 times. Not an attack, not a power. Order

[03:16:21] rage bait is crazy here I don't even know I literally don't even know you're

[03:16:26] referring to by the way it's funny there's how you play three skills in a

[03:16:30] single turn you'll find them to one of these the start of each combat play one

[03:16:35] week to all enemies that's nice that's nice one okay we got a decent one we got

[03:16:39] a decent one whatever you add a card to your dick game 15 gold pretty okay I guess

[03:16:46] It's kind of okay, whatever I'll take it.

[03:16:50] X to make your deck.

[03:16:53] Teal three damage.

[03:16:55] Four times to all enemies.

[03:16:59] You are fending off a swarm of aggressive insects.

[03:17:01] You suddenly notice a mighty rugged warrior man

[03:17:04] fighting beside you this whole time.

[03:17:06] The insects sensing defeat scatter.

[03:17:08] You turn to your fellow fighter.

[03:17:10] What you all like at a time so next time when I do needs pasts how polite you know I'm except as other

[03:17:17] Okay, so we have this three damage four times to win at least one point squash ten damage

[03:17:32] To vulnerable

[03:17:35] Miss ten damage to vulnerable do for one point. It's pretty damn good. That's a pretty drunk out. I'll take it anyway

[03:17:40] I see, you wish for that squash technique, very good. He briefly pauses thinking how best to endow you with this maneuver.

[03:17:48] This is the technique, behold!

[03:17:51] He boasts while stepping on a giant bug.

[03:17:53] Come on man.

[03:17:57] Ooh, okay, that's good, that's good. He'll find HP. Nice.

[03:18:04] Oh, fuck.

[03:18:10] Okay, it sucks.

[03:18:17] Haha!

[03:18:19] 180, we wanted to delete something.

[03:18:26] Dude, we're flight to sick!

[03:18:31] What?

[03:18:32] We're flight to sick!

[03:18:34] There's some blockbills that I gotta invest in.

[03:18:37] I got it all blocked out of one of these characters one day. I mean reflect bill looks sick

[03:18:45] Dude

[03:18:49] Regent build idea stack block use reflect

[03:18:57] Cards

[03:18:58] GG 66 months blasting dudes

[03:19:01] Another one. Quinn, gonna annihilate this game, god gamer. Chat, you're looking cute,

[03:19:08] keep her cute, have a good day everyone, less than three.

[03:19:11] Feel seven damage, game block you will do damage to.

[03:19:17] Wow, that's so strong. What? That's so strong. Fisticuffs is broken.

[03:19:26] Fisticuffs is broken!

[03:19:32] Strength stacking Fisticuff build?

[03:19:33] Like holy fuck.

[03:19:35] Deal 12 damage, retain this card in your hand.

[03:19:39] It's not coming at 1 dex, whenever you rest heal 15-inch from HP.

[03:19:46] Damn!

[03:19:47] Damn!

[03:19:48] Alright.

[03:19:49] I don't know what this is, but I know this is definitely good.

[03:20:05] Oh shit, here we go, he's locking and locking, no mistake.

[03:20:14] No mistake, 16 damage.

[03:20:16] Can we instantly glow, right?

[03:20:18] bruh I'm coked

[03:20:24] did I proc? wait what just happened to that?

[03:20:31] not a good question

[03:20:32] now I'm blocked

[03:20:39] I really want to play this

[03:20:41] but he's gonna fuck my ass

[03:20:43] draw two cats

[03:20:48] Mean I'm gonna have to buy the nine block regardless

[03:21:04] This is me Georgia guys

[03:21:06] I

[03:21:15] Get put on cut back downloaded this yesterday and already it's 10 hours play chupro. It's good. I it's good some good shit

[03:21:27] Huh

[03:21:32] First time

[03:21:36] 14-15, strike plus.

[03:21:41] Hello, I thought you were Trashute League of Legends, holy.

[03:21:47] Oh my god.

[03:21:52] Hello? Oh shit!

[03:21:57] Oh we better fuck some shit up boys.

[03:22:02] We're about to fuck some shit up.

[03:22:12] NOOOOOO!

[03:22:17] I mean this would maybe, this would like give me infinite stars that it would ever want with.

[03:22:22] This would give me infinite strength but I have two things.

[03:22:25] So let's just go with infinite stars.

[03:22:32] Okay.

[03:22:33] Can we punch?

[03:22:36] 12 damage.

[03:22:38] Bonobo, he's already doing weak.

[03:22:41] He's doing 12 damage.

[03:22:42] I have two.

[03:22:43] I need to use the punch.

[03:22:44] I have to use the punch.

[03:22:45] This is what it is.

[03:22:46] Dang.

[03:22:47] Um, nothing to monologue Jack.

[03:22:49] Look, monologue.

[03:22:50] It was already a vulnerable jet.

[03:22:52] It doesn't matter if I did that or not.

[03:22:54] I'll question it.

[03:22:56] And we're not monoling.

[03:22:57] We're not monoling.

[03:22:58] We're not monoling.

[03:22:59] question in and we're not monoling nope save that save that let's save one

[03:23:04] look for later save it for later squash okay here we go here we go we're gonna

[03:23:09] squash cloak of the staff seven block one of these things okay we get we get

[03:23:13] we get kingly cake

[03:23:30] Okay, okay, we got a lot going on each other a lot going on

[03:23:35] Well, we get seven six times three is 12 we need more we need more defense

[03:23:52] Okay, 16

[03:23:54] Do we go for the squash?

[03:23:57] I think we go for the squash, right?

[03:23:58] I'll take a little bit of damage, I think, though.

[03:24:00] Wait, do I take a little bit of damage?

[03:24:01] What's he doing?

[03:24:02] He's doing six times three, 12.

[03:24:04] Quinn could read Push-on-the-door and still pull with confidence.

[03:24:07] 18.

[03:24:08] 100% when the class had to read a passage out loud.

[03:24:12] The teacher would just let Quinn read the title and call it a win.

[03:24:16] A chart!

[03:24:17] You don't understand!

[03:24:18] I'm a 140 IQ inter- inteleka.

[03:24:21] Interlecquella lua.

[03:24:24] Kierke.

[03:24:25] Interlec-

[03:24:26] I'm an int-nace.

[03:24:27] I'm an int-nace.

[03:24:28] Iro.

[03:24:29] Intellectual.

[03:24:30] See?

[03:24:31] You know big words.

[03:24:32] Mr. Slumpboy.

[03:24:33] It's game over, Jack.

[03:24:34] Maybe I'm kind of retarded.

[03:24:35] It's game over.

[03:24:36] It's the brain frogs.

[03:24:37] A boba.

[03:24:38] It's game over.

[03:24:39] I don't want to have to do this, but it's over.

[03:24:44] But it's over

[03:24:57] Yeah, I think he's good. I think she's good. It ain't good, bro. You ain't good

[03:25:06] Dude, I ain't got any draw shit

[03:25:10] 19 damage defend defend other sucks. I can't kill him either

[03:25:14] No close, Jay, no close.

[03:25:27] It's time to end this.

[03:25:34] It's time to end this.

[03:26:11] Till 7 damage you all enemies, all enemies lose 1 strength this turn.

[03:26:18] Nah.

[03:26:19] Alright here we go, we got region pillow chat, rest, bang.

[03:26:25] Can we healing?

[03:26:28] That's like I didn't get that grade but whatever we get another boss.

[03:26:32] Ah fuck it's this guy.

[03:26:36] whatever this enemy is hit dazed at one dazed

[03:26:40] guess we just don't hit him ever we literally just never hit him

[03:26:45] we legit never hit him

[03:26:49] can I really not get in it

[03:26:53] I don't know if it's shit to get it

[03:27:00] You play one of the five cats and instead of your turn, draw one cat, wait instead of

[03:27:10] your turn draw one cat and exhaust one cat from your hand.

[03:27:17] Get through.

[03:27:18] End your turn.

[03:27:19] First two cats you can play each turn a three.

[03:27:26] Huh?

[03:27:27] Huh?

[03:27:28] It's got it in your hand, and it's done.

[03:27:34] It is exhausted.

[03:27:35] So you have to use it.

[03:27:39] Are these all suck?

[03:27:53] I mean, this is going to cook me, bro.

[03:27:56] But I'm gonna get cooked on the open air. Ah fuck it. We just do it

[03:28:06] Fuck yeah, let's just do it. Oh, it's free. It's free

[03:28:26] It's just kind of cringe, but it is what it is.

[03:28:33] Void bomb.

[03:28:34] Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, now we're cooking, now we're cooking, now

[03:28:41] we're cooking, now we're cooking, now we're cooking.

[03:28:52] Now what did I hit him? Did he give me the ice? That kind of is me hitting.

[03:29:21] It's buffing, it's fine.

[03:29:34] I mean we could hit him now, we could hit him with one, I mean you get one card, I mean

[03:29:38] I want to play with the extra five damage right?

[03:29:40] Let me just do it, let's just play this one.

[03:29:44] Fuck it, let's do a bit of damage here.

[03:29:47] 33, that's good, put one out.

[03:29:50] I think it's time to stop fucking some shit up.

[03:30:11] only check 35 damage. Now would you use my rat cut only? Wait what? It's zero? Oh what

[03:30:41] oh what the fuck all right fucking dude fucking yeah fucking wait wait wait I

[03:30:48] just tank I just said we sent it right there's gonna give me like 15 screens

[03:30:51] and I'm gonna do a fuck-down damage uh that was a stole we just tank this

[03:31:11] We just gotta keep doing that with 19 damage.

[03:31:30] Oh, we can hit him with the fucking...

[03:31:34] Well, we just keep ramming.

[03:31:36] We keep ramming, right?

[03:31:37] Let's keep ramming.

[03:31:38] So there you see what I'm doing here, who says what I'm doing, I'm out playing the

[03:31:43] shit out of this mob.

[03:31:45] I'm out playing the shit out of this mob right here.

[03:31:52] You're getting turbo outplayed.

[03:31:55] I think it might be time to fuck with some shit though.

[03:31:57] I think we go for the kill.

[03:31:58] Let's just, let's just, I think we're, we're, we're powerful enough now, aren't we?

[03:32:02] Boom!

[03:32:03] Oh my God!

[03:32:05] BOOMING!

[03:32:07] A FUCKING BOOMING!

[03:32:11] Jack, who was criticizing?

[03:32:13] Who was criticizing?

[03:32:15] I took basically no damage.

[03:32:17] I really hope he tries to go for Ascension 10 once he has unlocked all characters.

[03:32:20] So he gets actually punished once he doesn't play Ascension Zero Baby Mug anymore.

[03:32:26] You cut part of cut part of cut part of cut part of game one next to game three.

[03:32:30] Can someone clip that? What in the fuck is this rage bait stream?

[03:32:37] Put one car from put one put one card from your hand

[03:32:44] That's like the giga this is like the ramp this is like the ramping thing

[03:32:49] So it's one draw damage and I get the back basically get my king with kick up and running this app

[03:32:54] We are gonna we are gonna rest to fall. I believe this is gonna rest me to fall 26 plus 15

[03:33:00] Wait, that's good. Do I really need them?

[03:33:07] 60 70 brother I smith I think I smith

[03:33:18] Three vulnerable that's insane

[03:33:20] The world underscore has a underscore better underscore game play gifted a tier one sub to genuinely bad at games

[03:33:28] They have given

[03:33:30] 426 gift subs in the channel

[03:33:36] Who is it what makes it like this in here know that place one week longer, but that's just good as fuck

[03:33:41] Just play this literally every time I get it

[03:33:44] Planned on cooldown like how can that every bad one week one or either I do more damage what they do less damage

[03:33:51] You literally cannot go wrong with that

[03:33:56] Okay, here we go boys every go take notes boys is no way I'm gonna lose this pose. Oh your poach is ready

[03:34:44] of

[03:34:54] death

[03:34:58] of

[03:35:01] death

[03:35:03] of

[03:35:09] Aw, this fucking rip, bro.

[03:35:13] This fucking rip, bro.

[03:35:26] Yeah, guys.

[03:35:27] Are you guys noticing the difference in how good my gameplay is, by the way?

[03:35:30] Now that I've got...

[03:35:31] Guys, I got coffee beans, so I don't have caffeine issues,

[03:35:34] so I have the right amount of caffeine, so my brain's not swollen,

[03:35:36] so I'm able to make insane decisions to satisfy.

[03:35:39] You guys noticing how powerful I am here.

[03:35:41] Can we all gonna pot up early?

[03:35:43] We're gonna need some early pots.

[03:35:45] Is it already leveled up?

[03:35:47] Upgrade the cards in your hand for the rest of the fight.

[03:35:49] This is not worth upgrading.

[03:35:50] Cause he's already upgraded Giga.

[03:35:52] He's gonna debuff me? Whatever.

[03:35:55] Truffle cards.

[03:36:01] Look at that top of your barrel.

[03:36:03] I'm not ready to use this yet.

[03:36:09] Let's see, what was going to be good to draw a mixed turn?

[03:36:16] I fucking hate monologue!

[03:36:18] It's such a shit card, man!

[03:36:21] Such a shit- fuck monologue, bro!

[03:36:23] Bid ass!

[03:36:24] I'm literally damn hooked in, I'll leave it to fame, so let's just do that for now.

[03:36:32] It sucks I couldn't actually do something that would be worth doing, but it is what it is.

[03:36:35] Okay, we're gonna play this.

[03:36:39] And we're touted.

[03:36:41] Shoot at them at first. Questionable water.

[03:36:43] How come half the time, with a new game, you always start on max difficulty and half the time you only play easy mode?

[03:36:50] Is it some kind of thinking where the difficulty only counts if it's available from the start?

[03:36:59] RETARD! I am playing... This is the maximum difficulty. RETARD! Hey, RETARD! RETARD! This is max difficulty!

[03:37:06] This is max difficulty, Progression. This is the Dazzentine RETARD! Hey, RETARD! This is max difficulty... RETARD! It's max...

[03:37:11] You cannot go high difficulty on this character right now.

[03:37:14] You cannot go high difficulty on this character right now.

[03:37:16] If I want to replay the game over and over again and go, oh, I'm going GI1, GI2, GI3, GI4, GI5.

[03:37:22] Oh, what you did to GI17, didn't it?

[03:37:24] It's hard. No, they balanced the base game around UB.

[03:37:28] I am God, game of the base level.

[03:37:30] Playing base in ascension mode.

[03:37:32] They had some animation replay, but I don't think we'll make it.

[03:37:33] Let's give it a shot.

[03:37:36] Okay, I got to go look in. I got to look in. I got to look in. I got to look in.

[03:37:37] I got to look in.

[03:37:38] We just attack him, we hit him, we just hit him.

[03:37:52] Tags x damage?

[03:37:53] Sure, what's your cottage 10?

[03:37:54] Okay, absolutely disintegration.

[03:37:55] Okay, he's going to do 12 damage.

[03:38:00] Kingly kick is so cheap for me now, boys, because I already got it to 1.

[03:38:03] That's insanely good.

[03:38:04] So we're just going to go ahead and do this.

[03:38:07] I want to mitigate damages as much as I possibly can but 28 damage for one is kind of...

[03:38:15] Holy shit!

[03:38:17] This gameplay is so bad.

[03:38:19] Have you considered taking creatine again?

[03:38:22] Then let the brain fogs take over.

[03:38:25] It's a race against time, man.

[03:38:29] Don't worry, Quiney.

[03:38:30] The knowledge demon consumes knowledge.

[03:38:32] It will start before it deals any damage.

[03:38:36] Oh, fuck, guys.

[03:38:39] Oh, fuck, guys.

[03:38:43] Fuck, guys.

[03:38:44] No, we just got to we just got to get this as well as.

[03:38:47] And we can sit that we just defend as well.

[03:38:49] They just try to get some damage.

[03:38:52] It's a rant, though.

[03:38:57] Chacked free damage from a free card is actually terrible.

[03:39:01] You're actually brain dead.

[03:39:02] If you think I'm ever going to use a free card for a free buff.

[03:39:06] Wait, does that upgrade this cat?

[03:39:09] I like calling it the Stars Upgrade, it's just too busy with the forge, drink, bang,

[03:39:14] three monologues, boom, kingly punch, GG dude.

[03:39:17] What's the difference to the kingly punch back?

[03:39:21] Bang, thank you stars.

[03:39:25] For a professional YEPER it's very ironic how you refuse to play monologue for free

[03:39:30] damage.

[03:39:31] Monologue is trash bro, I want to delete that cat from my fucking dick now.

[03:39:35] Okay, well I do not I'm gonna play it yet. I'm gonna play it. You ready? I'm gonna play it.

[03:39:47] Dude, fuck it. Throw this portion as well. Throw this portion as well, Trent. Throw this

[03:39:51] portion as well. Guys.

[03:39:56] I

[03:40:02] Got some dog shit I'm linking chat hey I'm spamming AI dogs and chat

[03:40:09] I'm spamming AI dogs shit and chat

[03:40:14] I don't shit in chat

[03:40:16] It's me, guys! I'm spamming AIO, I don't shit!

[03:40:23] Okay, wait.

[03:40:28] I think we just hit with him.

[03:40:30] I would love to photon-cut this.

[03:40:34] I would love to photon-cut this.

[03:40:37] I would love to.

[03:40:40] By the way, I already looked at that same-

[03:40:42] where did we do that, she said?

[03:40:44] Okay, I think I think it's better to just attack with it dead ass

[03:40:49] Maybe you're the photo cut first

[03:40:53] Top of my pile. What's he doing? He's doing damage. Let's do this

[03:40:58] Ramping ramping ramping

[03:41:07] Thank God I've greater than ability baby. Okay, we're sure gonna use this for sure

[03:41:14] um yep that really helped me that definitely was worth I should have

[03:41:20] absolutely done that that was definitely not a misplay anyone who says

[03:41:24] otherwise

[03:41:38] okay make your choice take seven damage you may not place Monterey guys a

[03:41:43] every turn for he's telling me man I'm gonna kill him like in two turns though

[03:41:53] guess time to end this now bang

[03:42:04] what's here squash kingly kick

[03:42:08] Dude am I even living next turn? Am I even living next turn? I have to anyway.

[03:42:13] Carme Chat. Stay calm. This is not a drill. Strong gusts of rage bait incoming. Please

[03:42:20] stay calm.

[03:42:22] Oh fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[03:42:30] Oh my god, fuck, fuck, fuck. Oh fuck, here we go. AHH! I'm dead. I'm gonna kill him

[03:42:43] next turn. It's kill time. It's kill time. It's kill time. It's kill time. It's kill

[03:42:48] time. NOOOOOO! Okay wait, does it matter? Can we punch? There's gonna be so much damage,

[03:42:52] right? Can we punch? There's gonna be just a bunch of them. Let's go to one channel.

[03:42:57] BOOM!

[03:43:02] Dead ass.

[03:43:03] Dead ass, I'm dead. I'm dead.

[03:43:05] I'm dead.

[03:43:07] I'm dead.

[03:43:08] I'm dead.

[03:43:10] I'm dead.

[03:43:18] Look, a chat!

[03:43:19] I've been act one in P.O.E.2, which everyone knows is the hardest part of the game.

[03:43:23] It's literally what the devs intended.

[03:43:25] Look at me chat the dog game.

[03:43:26] Anyway, time to start a new run to demolish Act 1 again.

[03:43:30] So, hoo-hoo.

[03:43:33] I had nothing yet.

[03:43:38] I had nothing.

[03:43:39] He threw, but how did I throw?

[03:43:41] Miss Lee though.

[03:43:42] Oh my god, bro.

[03:43:43] Oh my god.

[03:43:44] Okay, that was my first run, the guy.

[03:43:45] We go again.

[03:43:46] We go again.

[03:43:47] We go again.

[03:43:48] We go again.

[03:43:49] We go again.

[03:43:50] It's time for action.

[03:43:51] Let's go.

[03:43:52] Let's go.

[03:43:53] We go again.

[03:43:54] Can't do unlocks.

[03:43:55] What are we getting here boys?

[03:43:57] What are we getting here?

[03:43:57] Two epochs to attack.

[03:43:58] Shut it!

[03:43:59] Test opener!

[03:44:01] Too many beasts of imagination began to populate Pryon,

[03:44:06] and the things aren't simple and fun anymore.

[03:44:09] These creatures didn't make sense.

[03:44:11] The monsters didn't follow logic.

[03:44:13] Maybe there needs to be one which can create, destroy,

[03:44:16] and control this mess.

[03:44:18] An entity with its own imagination that will.

[03:44:21] Let's imagine such a beam.

[03:44:28] Deal 25 damage, add 3 ram to 0 guys in your hand.

[03:44:33] Can't he gambling? Gambling? Gambling?

[03:44:38] I did not miss lethal chat.

[03:44:41] Cat! Test it!

[03:44:41] I did not miss lethal, what are you meaning to listen to, what are you doing?

[03:44:51] Ahhh, nooooo.

[03:44:56] AHHHHHH, NOOOOOOOOK!

[03:45:02] Holy, there's a test opener!

[03:45:04] Ahh, I'm gonna damage this blOSTAR!

[03:45:06] AHHH, NO don't die and give it to my friend god fodders all over again

[03:45:16] Oh fuck mate, I just fucked this fucking retard with the 2 minute things.

[03:45:25] Oh man, okay, that's the way it goes sometimes.

[03:45:29] It's almost you miss lethal dude, it is what it is.

[03:45:31] That is what it is, guys.

[03:45:33] Kaboom!

[03:45:34] A fantastic explosion marks the arrival of the region to his majesty's patient for

[03:45:39] a fair to be on the pier.

[03:45:40] Finally, I arrive.

[03:45:41] The pulling cards will appear in the future rounds. Forge. Forge.

[03:45:47] I should I try forge build? Am I trying forge build? There's always forge shit. Forge 5.

[03:45:52] I am God Gamer. I am God Gamer. Nothing can stop Gamer. I am nothing can stop me.

[03:46:08] Start of your turn. Forge 4.

[03:46:11] I am God Gamer.

[03:46:16] I beat Terraria daily.

[03:46:22] Forging looks kind of bad.

[03:46:24] I am God Gamer.

[03:46:26] I beat Terraria daily.

[03:46:31] I am God Gamer.

[03:46:34] I am on the Gamer.

[03:46:37] I am on the beach all day.

[03:46:42] I am on the beach all day.

[03:46:47] That's strong.

[03:46:49] That's strong.

[03:46:55] I'm gonna win this one for sure.

[03:46:58] I'm gonna win this one for sure.

[03:46:58] Okay, we're gonna get gold from these guys.

[03:47:00] I'm gonna destroy another strike.

[03:47:03] Hey, here we go, boys. Here we go. Here we go.

[03:47:05] I'm a zero damage build.

[03:47:07] Okay, we are going to Zero damage build. I want to see if I can make a block build.

[03:47:21] I want to see what I can do. Well, we're going to see what I can do. We've removed two strikes.

[03:47:24] We're going to see what we can do here.

[03:47:31] I can just kill this guy. I'm going to take the 8 damage I think.

[03:47:44] Hey Quinn.

[03:47:45] It's a chunky potato soupy. Goopy.

[03:47:48] Once a week, I've won there at a special needs school.

[03:47:53] I play a stream for the kiddos to show them that you're mad with that element.

[03:47:58] You can still accomplish a little in life. You should see how loud they cheer each time you're successfully read a card correctly on the first attempt

[03:48:15] Guys owning me man the fuck

[03:48:17] This guy's owning me!

[03:48:29] He's gonna do 8 damage, we're gonna kill him.

[03:48:35] 5, 6 damage, we don't want him to just...

[03:48:41] We're gonna kill him next turn anyway.

[03:48:43] I'll leave.

[03:48:44] Kill him next turn anyway.

[03:48:46] is it bang bang it's a bit rough first case big big big card the minute the

[03:49:00] finding let's see if we get okay choose two cars and your drop out to transform

[03:49:06] on the minion die bombs charge okay deal nine damage one that's like future

[03:49:26] damage 13 damage the next turn I'm gonna get such next turns I delete two shit

[03:49:31] cards. No, bro. No, no, no, no, no. Do you know what, Chad? One is good, but I'm not

[03:49:46] going to do it right now. I've got a plan. I've got a plan. I've got a plan, Chad. It's

[03:49:49] gonna, it's gonna be a little bit unorthodox. So you're gonna understand that it's not gonna

[03:49:55] be normal. So what you're gonna witness, Chad, it's not gonna be normal. To be clear. I'm

[03:50:00] I'm trying to get it, I'm trying to get the leanest deck you can-

[03:50:03] I'm trying to make the leanest possible deck you can imagine.

[03:50:09] Alright.

[03:50:10] I want an ultra lean deck.

[03:50:16] So, what do I mean by that?

[03:50:17] I'm gonna try, because I've started off by deleting two cards.

[03:50:20] I'm gonna hit every shop, I'm gonna delete a card every go.

[03:50:24] And I'm gonna make my cards insane with cards.

[03:50:28] For science.

[03:50:30] Who would have thought that not having attacks is bad?

[03:50:45] Thank you.

[03:50:48] But look at this, I get the high quality attacks.

[03:50:57] It's pretty nice actually, right?

[03:50:59] You guys are seeing it!

[03:51:04] Bless me.

[03:51:05] It deals 6 damage.

[03:51:08] It deals 2 general damage for all cards that have a cost.

[03:51:15] Oh my cards that have a think cost.

[03:51:20] Ooh!

[03:51:22] Ooh!

[03:51:24] Ooh!

[03:51:25] That's a bail!

[03:51:27] That's a bail!

[03:51:29] That's a build!

[03:51:33] That's an interesting build.

[03:51:47] We just do generated?

[03:51:49] We do generate a spender.

[03:51:54] Shall we boys?

[03:51:55] It is.

[03:51:56] What's not?

[03:51:57] What's not?

[03:51:58] bill right but like imagine your deck with 20 cards it's 40 damage per

[03:52:03] prison spear you have like 15 prison spears check that could be a fucking

[03:52:08] good ass build I just I'm I fucking Chris we just maxed it again that's a

[03:52:14] bloat matching dick the bloat matching day my dick is literally a car's are

[03:52:18] announced shit it's so nice my dick is so nice right now bro we already have one

[03:52:25] cost let's see how brave I look like

[03:52:48] 10 cards of it but dude 10 cards with cost check think about 10 cars with

[03:52:55] cost 30 damage plus like 36 hit one cost I'm doing it all right the build's

[03:53:02] decided don't even look don't even look

[03:53:10] No, I can't this is more important

[03:53:15] Fuck

[03:53:16] Fuck

[03:53:18] Fuck

[03:53:19] Fuck

[03:53:22] Oh, god look

[03:53:26] I can still get it!

[03:53:27] Miss!

[03:53:33] Okay, let's look at it out here

[03:53:35] Will I get 75 gold for the next minute?

[03:53:37] I want will I?

[03:53:38] I will not.

[03:53:40] I will not.

[03:53:42] I will not.

[03:53:44] I will not will I.

[03:53:46] Yeah.

[03:53:48] I need a hat but yeah it's not.

[03:53:50] I can't.

[03:53:52] So...

[03:53:54] Let's go for the 5x life stop grade.

[03:53:56] Upgrade or random card?

[03:53:58] That's very likely to hit the card I want, chat.

[03:54:00] That's very likely to hit the card I want.

[03:54:02] Do it.

[03:54:04] Do it.

[03:54:06] Do it.

[03:54:08] Christmas pier. Now, I have nine cards.

[03:54:10] I have two out of nine check.

[03:54:12] Two out of nine.

[03:54:14] Yes!

[03:54:22] Yeah! Oh my god!

[03:54:30] Oh, it's Max HP!

[03:54:32] It's Max HP!

[03:54:34] Oh, it's max HP. Oh, no

[03:54:46] No

[03:54:50] Fuck I don't know about that yet. I don't know about that one. I

[03:54:54] Don't know about that choice that it's made but whatever dude

[03:54:56] We're gonna be popping off here with my fucking shit at my abilities here, baby

[03:54:59] So we gonna need to use this obviously

[03:55:04] We're gonna fuck this guy up big time here, I don't think I fuck this guy up big time

[03:55:13] here either for this shit.

[03:55:16] Criss and spear, tin damn, dude he just did.

[03:55:19] If I could vulnerable, which I can't.

[03:55:24] Wait tin, wait three, wait, that's additional, it's additional.

[03:55:34] It's taking no damage, it's taking no damage, I'll kill him next time who cares.

[03:55:51] This is a good build, it's a good build, you got to admit it's a good build.

[03:55:55] We got any costs here, any costs, nah, no costs, get the fuck out of here bro.

[03:55:58] But if you create a card, gain 3 block. Nope. Nope.

[03:56:04] Put one card into your pile. Let's see. Draw a card. Let's see. Drawing a card. Nope.

[03:56:12] We're going for the leanest deck possible, chat.

[03:56:18] I'm going for the leanest possible deck. Trust.

[03:56:23] It's lane-maxing.

[03:56:28] Can I kill this guy instantly, Jett?

[03:56:31] Banner Bolt?

[03:56:32] Christmas clear?

[03:56:33] No, we didn't do anything to hit this guy.

[03:56:37] What's fucking close?

[03:56:38] It's not, it's not enough, though, is it?

[03:56:46] I should've killed the other one.

[03:56:47] I don't know why, I don't know why I should've killed the other one.

[03:56:49] Wait, I just realized I made a misplay, right?

[03:56:52] This guy was gonna buff next turn and that was gonna get a strength buff. It was a misplay

[03:57:08] What in damage

[03:57:14] It is kill this guy would buff himself since he's a buff

[03:57:22] Hmm

[03:57:35] Don't we kill him

[03:57:41] Since he's gonna do the book okay, so they're both doing it the both of her what the fuck that ass

[03:57:47] You're gonna get me dead ass

[03:57:49] Dead ass you're gonna do that to me bro

[03:57:52] Okay, we just hit this guy, wait this guy's only 14 damage, we just kill him.

[03:57:58] Let's see, killing him... 8.

[03:58:01] I want to take no damage.

[03:58:06] Perfect.

[03:58:09] Just take notes, yeah, just take notes.

[03:58:18] You don't understand what's happening?

[03:58:19] Just take notes.

[03:58:20] What the fuck is that emote, bro?

[03:58:33] What is this emote?

[03:58:34] Dude, blacklist this emote right now!

[03:58:38] Blacklist this emote right now!

[03:58:40] Can we kill this guy?

[03:58:42] Dude, you gotta admit this is a good-ass build.

[03:58:46] I'm kinda creating the best builds in the game.

[03:58:50] You gotta admit, it's a lean build.

[03:58:53] What is thy order?

[03:58:55] What is thy order?

[03:58:59] What is thy order?

[03:59:01] No.

[03:59:02] What is thy order?

[03:59:08] That's never bad as a chart now.

[03:59:11] Dude, it doesn't have a cost though.

[03:59:15] It doesn't have a cost, but then it makes it kind of weak and vulnerable.

[03:59:20] How is that ever bad, bro? Okay, cuz you lose one draw, but then you gain the ability to make a guy weak

[03:59:29] It's so good versus bosses bro, I'm gonna do it. I very rarely why take a card that says you not lean maxing, but yeah, tame the sword

[03:59:36] does this make it even leaner chat this is me get even leaner

[03:59:48] 8 billion years with the God Gamer. Let's go

[04:00:02] Okay

[04:00:07] Okay, we got a boss a camphor a boss a camphor

[04:00:11] Let me see you. This is a question mark one camphor boss

[04:00:16] Question mark. I mean, question marks can be big a dick, right? I agree with the question mark, don't I, Chad?

[04:00:26] Same amount of campfires, this just, you get more question marks going left.

[04:00:35] Alright, what are we cooking with there, Chad? 8 damage, 3 damage. Okay.

[04:00:39] Okay.

[04:00:40] I'm just gonna use the fain-max.

[04:00:46] What's he gonna do?

[04:00:51] This little bitch is just trying to...

[04:00:53] He's just trying to...

[04:00:55] He's just trying to...

[04:01:00] Oh, I'm taking one damage.

[04:01:03] No, die, please.

[04:01:05] Oh, it's time to co-

[04:01:06] We can just one-shot a guy, right?

[04:01:08] this is so strong okay wait he's gonna deal with me the guy's gonna do five

[04:01:13] damage I have to fan yes he just kills guy

[04:01:18] bang bang bro you deadass of me right now

[04:01:29] Tell me this build's bad, chat!

[04:01:35] Tell me this build's bad!

[04:01:38] Oh, fuck.

[04:01:41] It sucks to kind of criticize BChat, so...

[04:01:49] Where's the bad guys at?

[04:01:52] Where's the guys from when the build's bad?

[04:01:55] Look how much I'm owning.

[04:01:56] This is the most I've ever owned, I think.

[04:01:57] I think I'm owning more than I've ever owned ever

[04:02:01] This might this may be most powerful build I've ever had and it's not even started to ramp it, bro

[04:02:07] Come on

[04:02:09] Game one strength any little one strength skills. I mean, it's it's extra damage for my thing, right?

[04:02:15] It costs three though

[04:02:18] three

[04:02:20] Wait, so that's minus one to their attack, right?

[04:02:29] It's minus one plus one.

[04:02:32] It's minus one plus one.

[04:02:34] That's what that is.

[04:02:36] But it keeps stacking.

[04:02:39] Fuck it.

[04:02:41] It's plus three to both my main attacks, right?

[04:02:45] So...

[04:02:46] Can we get it cheaper?

[04:02:47] Can we make it cheaper?

[04:02:48] So I gain two strengths using it.

[04:02:55] Yeah, like that.

[04:02:58] I'll leave it on for a little bit.

[04:03:03] So go down to that.

[04:03:04] Mead ramping two strengths.

[04:03:06] Sir, order, order, sir, order, order, sir, order, sir, order, sir, order, sir, order,

[04:03:24] are you?

[04:03:30] That always feels good.

[04:03:31] No, I'll do this one.

[04:03:33] It feels good. We've done it. We've done it.

[04:03:39] What the fuck is this thing, girl? What the fuck is this?

[04:03:42] Can we get resonance chat, poggies?

[04:03:44] No thy place, demon.

[04:03:47] Bang. Always a good opener, chat. Yeah, bad.

[04:03:50] 18 damage, by the way! Holy! Holy!

[04:03:58] Wait!

[04:04:00] No.

[04:04:02] No.

[04:04:04] No.

[04:04:06] No.

[04:04:08] No.

[04:04:10] No.

[04:04:12] Damage.

[04:04:14] She's gonna kill her ones in the second hit, right?

[04:04:16] Oh, no, one.

[04:04:18] The water was good, bro.

[04:04:20] The water was good.

[04:04:22] I mean, I fucking melted him, right?

[04:04:24] Uh, there's not...

[04:04:26] It's 4-5-3-2-1.

[04:04:28] Nope. Nope. Skip.

[04:04:32] Alright, let's see what we got here.

[04:04:35] Oh, it's this guy. It's this guy.

[04:04:44] Okay, there's no point doing that.

[04:04:48] This is literally free to press. Everything else is pointless.

[04:04:51] 1v8 damage.

[04:04:56] He uses two of my little star things up though, which I don't need to use it, I don't want

[04:05:01] to do that.

[04:05:02] I mean yes it will give me an additional star for one more turn, but he's asleep right

[04:05:09] now, right?

[04:05:10] He's doing nothing.

[04:05:11] Thing is if I draw, not venerate, and if my crystal spears, ah fuck it, let's just

[04:05:20] This is too much.

[04:05:21] This is too much.

[04:05:23] Yo, Johnny, you're in there.

[04:05:28] Okay, we got boys.

[04:05:29] Here we go.

[04:05:30] BOOMING!

[04:05:31] BOOMING!

[04:05:42] Is that good?

[04:05:45] We just defend Max.

[04:05:47] We wait for my crazy.

[04:05:49] Big guys, my damage is possible

[04:05:53] Locked the entire thing so I'm fucking talking about baby. That's what I'm talking about. This is a lean dick

[04:05:59] This dick is so lean

[04:06:01] He's just dead, bro

[04:06:03] Did you do it?

[04:06:10] Okay, okay, okay.

[04:06:12] I got scaper to get into the dungeon.

[04:06:14] No longer runs out of cards, relics, or potions.

[04:06:17] Sprices are reduced by 20%.

[04:06:25] I like that.

[04:06:30] I like this.

[04:06:32] I like the load.

[04:06:33] It's good. It's good because it's generation. Wait, what is the upgrade again?

[04:06:42] It's a

[04:06:44] Equivalent to soft core trade every build works

[04:06:48] Yep, cool, and I'm playing blind ethical not looking at guides not looking at anything not looking at shit

[04:06:53] Just doing whatever I want. Well, I'm just seeing a card like I just saw a card for example

[04:06:57] I wouldn't just run I saw a card. I'm like, okay, Chris the spear

[04:07:00] I'm gonna do everything to min max this and I'm gonna try chris and speed will it work out for me

[04:07:04] I don't know what to find out. Can we make it synergize? Well, I put something else. It's fun

[04:07:09] I enjoy that if that's makes you mad guys playing the same hero and going up

[04:07:13] Yeah, I'm gonna use the same build same meta build. I'm gonna do the same shit. Oh, but they've got more HP

[04:07:19] So it's hard all right guys. Oh, it's got more HP

[04:07:23] So it's harder

[04:07:25] Wait if Tana random really

[04:07:27] I'm doing the same

[04:07:53] I'm not gonna lose smithing

[04:07:57] smithing

[04:08:07] glow plus

[04:08:09] strength plus

[04:08:11] nah, we need more generation before i can people doing that

[04:08:13] we need more, i don't have a generation to use yet

[04:08:15] we need more scouting

[04:08:27] you don't unlock new interesting mechanics or even rewarding story bits.

[04:08:32] Good games do this well by introducing new options to help against the difficulty.

[04:08:37] This game just limits your existing options to the most optimal, boring builds.

[04:08:42] Okay, here we go, Wes. Here we go.

[04:08:44] That's way better to do off-matter, raw dog blind and just go struggle and just raw dog the original game with new heroes,

[04:08:51] and then, you know, have a long-term future to beat the game, DG.

[04:08:54] Now if you still want to keep playing after the fact feel free

[04:08:59] But 100%

[04:09:01] Going to gi 100 all it does is it filters out all the shit builds and you get left with like two or three meter builds

[04:09:08] And then so you what do you want me to do? You want to see me play the same build over and over again fishing for good RNG?

[04:09:13] Would and just do the same exact bosses over and over again on the same here

[04:09:18] You'd blow your brains out sooner. It's boring as fuck

[04:09:21] It's boring. Bro, dog, I'm enjoying, I'm thoroughly, like, maximally enjoying going through on

[04:09:30] new heroes blind, just raw dogging builds, and then failing, right? And failing. I'm loving

[04:09:35] that. It's enjoyable. Like, I'm just trying shit out, having a good time. I beat it. I

[04:09:39] can make a GG build. I go to the next new character. It recontextualizes the game with

[04:09:44] this new character. I'm enjoying it. You guys are complaining going, you need to stop playing

[04:09:48] I'm the same hero over and over and over again!

[04:09:50] I'm optimizing your meta build!

[04:09:52] The best is possible!

[04:09:53] Like, shut the fuck up!

[04:09:55] Let me enjoy the game, mother fucker.

[04:09:56] Why don't I enjoy the game, bitch-ass?

[04:09:58] Shut the fuck up!

[04:09:59] If they were the way-

[04:10:00] If they were the way-

[04:10:01] Hot of mode!

[04:10:02] They had like a hot of difficulty.

[04:10:04] While you play a new hero,

[04:10:05] I would-

[04:10:05] I would definitely, like, fuck-

[04:10:07] I would fucking consider it.

[04:10:09] Um, but this is the hot of it.

[04:10:10] I gotta look at it, I gotta look at it, I gotta look at it.

[04:10:11] I gotta look at it, I gotta look at it.

[04:10:12] Okay, next nine times,

[04:10:15] lose HP, lose one HP and sit.

[04:10:17] Okay, so we don't need to worry about any damage at all, so I just need to worry about not dying.

[04:10:25] Um, let's just like, not die. Guys, this is kind of bad. We kind of got really bad

[04:10:33] cards. I'm not gonna lie, we kind of got really bad cards.

[04:10:47] Hey, what do we got here?

[04:10:49] Can't you digs?

[04:10:50] Apply three vulnerable.

[04:10:51] Can't you digs?

[04:10:52] I guess I'm gonna drink that now.

[04:10:57] I don't need three vulnerable now.

[04:11:02] I mean maybe I'll need five digs at some point.

[04:11:04] Anybody get asspoked?

[04:11:06] Ow!

[04:11:07] No, thy place, demon!

[04:11:12] demon can we just gonna live right now we are just trying to live I mean it's

[04:11:22] sad as fuck bro my character's a little about doing super hot it's she's like

[04:11:25] hot-caring me bro I do hardly anything but I do really hot hits

[04:11:32] what nice whenever he hits me he's reducing his slippery

[04:11:37] I'll kill you, bitch. I'll kill you.

[04:11:39] I might be wrong here, but maybe you're getting one back.

[04:11:42] I'll kill you.

[04:11:43] And the majority of us don't care that you're not doing the meta build,

[04:11:47] fishing on hardest difficulty shit.

[04:11:49] Oh, shit.

[04:11:50] But the problem is that you're saying you're on hardest mode,

[04:11:53] but are not...

[04:11:55] What?

[04:11:57] Bro, what are you talking about?

[04:11:59] You cannot do increased difficulty when just doing new characters.

[04:12:05] Are you retarded?

[04:12:06] Dude!

[04:12:09] Prediction, 77% of people think I'm gonna fail.

[04:12:12] I'm pretty sure, me being very unlikely to succeed means it's hard.

[04:12:17] Read that.

[04:12:20] Hard mode?

[04:12:21] What a hard mode?

[04:12:22] It's not a hard mode, it's playing the same fucking character over and over again and just learning all the cards for that guy and making the same fucking meta deck.

[04:12:29] Are you dumb?

[04:12:32] Holy shit!

[04:12:36] same bill every season because higher difficulty filters out build diversity

[04:12:43] softcore

[04:12:44] poe2

[04:12:46] lock in

[04:12:47] ow

[04:12:52] is buffing oh my god now this is buffing the worst time this is the worst time

[04:12:57] rob underscore has underscore better underscore gain play gift give a tier one sub to you airy just

[04:13:02] again they have given four hundred and twenty seven gift subs in the damage

[04:13:09] I'm bladdable

[04:13:11] can we defend this one we don't we I think we have a point

[04:13:20] I don't think we don't no point throwing a potion but I don't need to throw it right

[04:13:25] It would be nice, but we can do damage now, so let's do it, but now let's use Spudgeon

[04:13:36] for sure.

[04:13:37] Boom!

[04:13:38] Wait, what?

[04:13:39] Enemies?

[04:13:40] Hey what enemies I guess he buffed his strength so it cancels out which is why I'm saying

[04:13:59] these are strength.

[04:14:00] It costs three of my shit.

[04:14:04] It's not going to kill me so we just go ahead and reason it and defend and turn.

[04:14:20] Yes!

[04:14:21] Don't I please keep earth...

[04:14:25] Oh fuck!

[04:14:26] Wait this is bad.

[04:14:28] Oh this is not good.

[04:14:33] Uhhh...

[04:14:35] Yup.

[04:14:41] Alright.

[04:14:44] OWWWW!

[04:14:46] I live, I live one turn.

[04:14:47] I think I'm dead, Chad.

[04:14:48] I think I'm dead.

[04:14:49] I think I'm actually, I think it might be, it might actually be over me, boys.

[04:14:53] Dude, I had such a good build, what?

[04:14:55] This guy hard counted me, bro!

[04:14:58] He hard counted me!

[04:15:00] The build was good!

[04:15:01] He does fucking...

[04:15:04] By...

[04:15:04] I'm like super high damage, super low card.

[04:15:08] He is like,

[04:15:09] Oh, I mitigate really high damage hits.

[04:15:11] Like, I'm like high quality, low quantity.

[04:15:14] Where she would lose to a quantity based build,

[04:15:16] but I'm a high quality build.

[04:15:18] I mean, it's still winnable, I think, but maybe I can just kill him.

[04:15:21] He's buffing.

[04:15:23] Okay, so I'm gonna vinerate for sure, right?

[04:15:24] You ain't vinerating for sure.

[04:15:26] Prison striking?

[04:15:31] Okay.

[04:15:31] Leave.

[04:15:38] Hey, damage? Okay, that's tankable. That's tankable. That's tankable.

[04:15:50] Okay, plus.

[04:15:56] Okay, block.

[04:15:58] We have to do this, we do this.

[04:16:04] We're kind of ramping, but he's doing the opposite of ramping though, so I'm getting

[04:16:08] cooked.

[04:16:09] Because he's doing some wounding bullshit, right?

[04:16:14] Come on, just level up, level up, level up, level up, level up.

[04:16:18] Okay, we got big damage here, big damage, big damage, big damage.

[04:16:22] Six times two.

[04:16:23] I'm dead.

[04:16:24] I'm dead.

[04:16:25] I got so much damage though bro

[04:16:28] Hey did you kill me? 4 times 2 8 7 HP 1 defence

[04:16:31] We're good

[04:16:35] Oh fuck

[04:16:39] AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[04:16:44] AHHHHHHHHHHH

[04:16:45] Oh dude is this enough?

[04:16:47] NOOOOOOOOO

[04:16:47] I'm dead

[04:16:48] I've lost

[04:16:52] I've lost

[04:16:55] I'm lost. I'm lost.

[04:17:07] Fuck!

[04:17:10] That's okay.

[04:17:11] We're going in. We're going in. New build. New me. New build. New me. New build. New me.

[04:17:15] Is that good?

[04:17:16] Very di- I like the difficulty. I like that I'm getting fucked.

[04:17:19] Uh, doing my raw dog builds. Uh, so I lost that one. No dog tamer. We lost.

[04:17:23] Oh, we go again.

[04:17:26] Rordog, I'm going to go, just watch that, new build!

[04:17:31] New build! New build! New build!

[04:17:35] Transcend Cards can become any rarity, gain one reward and one...

[04:17:41] gain one cavern reward. The first three caverns you see upgraded.

[04:17:45] The first trade of champions.

[04:17:53] 228 gift subs in the channel

[04:18:03] 27, 27, 27

[04:18:09] 27

[04:18:11] 27

[04:18:13] Why can't I win?

[04:18:14] Receive this blessing

[04:18:16] I obtained a random shortcut, game 1, random...

[04:18:18] Nope, 2 randomness, cuz...

[04:18:20] Okay, come on

[04:18:21] Big dick!

[04:18:22] one pick up game one potion slot and two random potions I don't like the curse

[04:18:32] I don't like the curse pole!

[04:18:39] Nope, it's a 7er, it's a 7er, don't lie that I'm a bad, I'm a bad, it's a curse opener.

[04:18:48] It's a curse opener, it's a curse opener, it's a curse one.

[04:18:54] I'm not fishing. I'm just upgrading one of your strikes and one of your defense helmets.

[04:19:04] Choose one of two color cards to add your deck.

[04:19:08] Yo, okay. Again, then we go for the lean deck. I like lean maxing. Lean maxing? Okay, we're

[04:19:16] doing lean maxing opener. 99G, okay, we can get rid of another card. Well, we want lean

[04:19:24] max yeah I think so one shop one job they're both one shop it's like there's

[04:19:37] two bosses this way though two bosses three boss wait three bosses

[04:19:44] 3 bosses. 1, 2, only 2 bosses. There's 3 bosses this way. Do you get extra chests here?

[04:20:01] Now, in case of what, let's see, are we going to wait for how he does?

[04:20:09] Okay, yep, yep, yep, then we're going to go there, okay, we're going to go here, and

[04:20:18] then from here, we're going to go to...

[04:20:27] My new build is better! My order is divine!

[04:20:37] My new build is better! My order is divine!

[04:20:45] Alright, good job. Take notes.

[04:20:47] My chest opener is absolute!

[04:20:52] I am the best!

[04:20:57] I am the best!

[04:21:07] You all are deranged!

[04:21:13] You all are deranged! I am godlike!

[04:21:18] You all are deranged!

[04:21:23] Is that Opalopana?

[04:21:27] Is that Opalopana?

[04:21:32] Oh god!

[04:21:36] Good lord!

[04:21:39] Oops, I didn't want to attack that.

[04:21:44] So, this is my first fail and I'm at 50 HP.

[04:21:59] Holy shit.

[04:22:05] It's okay though, because I'm greeting.

[04:22:06] Okay, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, okay.

[04:22:11] this and I grain four inches it's literally the most that's kind of nice

[04:22:20] 11 block 5 block next to it no no no

[04:22:24] What is Venerate 2?

[04:22:36] This is 4, but I don't get it straight away, it's next turn.

[04:22:44] But it doesn't matter, because you have max.

[04:22:47] What does this shit upgrade to?

[04:22:50] 21A, 21A for...

[04:22:54] I kind of like the glow one. Skip.

[04:23:00] Skipping it.

[04:23:01] Don't worry, Chatbotsunami is Ascension Zero!

[04:23:28] The plumber ordered the-

[04:23:30] Hahahaha!

[04:23:32] Hahahaha!

[04:23:34] The plumber ordered the-

[04:23:36] Hahahaha!

[04:23:38] The Vermillion ring around his cock!

[04:23:40] Hahahaha!

[04:23:42] Hahahaha!

[04:23:44] Hahahaha!

[04:23:46] Hahahaha!

[04:23:48] Hahahaha!

[04:23:50] I like this one. I like this one. See him look one cat?

[04:24:14] That is thy order!

[04:24:18] The order is given!

[04:24:23] The order is given!

[04:24:26] That is the order!

[04:24:31] Oh my god.

[04:24:33] Bro, I fall down.

[04:24:36] Oh fuck.

[04:24:39] Holy shit.

[04:24:44] Oh

[04:24:53] Glow to huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge huge

[04:24:57] Huge all right here. We go now. We're cooking now. We're cooking chat. We are cool

[04:25:05] Getting this good brain or shit on me

[04:25:10] So never take damage

[04:25:14] That's what happens, don't you see?

[04:25:21] Oh yeah!

[04:25:23] Yeah!

[04:25:26] This guy got...

[04:25:28] I think he's good, but you ain't good on me.

[04:25:29] You ain't good, look at this build.

[04:25:30] The build's cracked.

[04:25:32] 8 damage.

[04:25:34] 5 block.

[04:25:35] We just relax, we just chill.

[04:25:36] Well he does that shit.

[04:25:37] Tank it.

[04:25:38] boom the build's popping off come on come on

[04:25:57] okay kingly punch lean max ling dick kingly punch build the kingly punch did

[04:26:05] go pretty hard last time I used it the

[04:26:14] it's draw-maxion I kind of like my other bell though I kind of like the other

[04:26:19] one I like the other one was kind of nice I'm not really seeing anything too

[04:26:23] good it can be budget is nice as fuck though yeah fuck it all right we'll

[04:26:30] King with Bunch it. It's a nice little ramp for bossing.

[04:26:36] Lose fire she gave a color card. Choose one of five random cards to add your dick.

[04:26:42] Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. It could be good. Color is zero, right? It's zero.

[04:26:51] I'm not doing the same build. I'm not doing the same build. We're gonna see.

[04:26:53] We're gonna, this is a different version because I'm lane maxing with can we punch

[04:26:56] before I was draw maxing with can we punch? This is different.

[04:27:00] I feel like there's there's more likely to be something crazy in a one-on-five right then there is like a colors colors could be insane

[04:27:09] But this is more likely that I could pick something that would synergize

[04:27:12] Just say damage kills enemy game five. Okay draw three cards

[04:27:19] Whenever you spend game two both each spent

[04:27:25] Gain 17 block

[04:27:30] Reflect build. Reflect build.

[04:27:36] Wait, whatever I spanned it. Game 2 block.

[04:27:46] Do you know what? This child of the stars.

[04:27:50] We get, okay, we have one kingly punch in the rotation, right?

[04:27:57] Just kind of it just ramps in the background. Okay, let we let her out there and then we get some quiescent attacks in

[04:28:03] The meantime, which just spend one

[04:28:06] Or reflect a guy to me for 20 damage and reflect 20

[04:28:14] That's kind of insane right that's kind of insane

[04:28:20] You've slipped 20 damage back at a guy

[04:28:27] Let's do it.

[04:28:34] We'll get him to try to reflect.

[04:28:38] If he reflected at the right time, he could be so potent.

[04:28:42] Okay, he's about to fuck me up, alright.

[04:28:47] One...

[04:28:48] Okay, I don't know what to do.

[04:28:55] He's gonna 9 damage, but we just I can just reflect 9 damage right you can't really get

[04:29:17] wrong with reflecting 9 damage.

[04:29:20] Still damage right?

[04:29:27] This is a cool kind of combo.

[04:29:28] This is a cool combo.

[04:29:34] Yeah, that was cool, bro.

[04:29:37] And I'm ramping.

[04:29:39] And I'm ramping.

[04:29:41] 22, oh, what the fuck, bro?

[04:29:43] What the fuck, bro?

[04:29:47] Yo, what the fuck?

[04:29:50] Okay, let's just try and mitigate the damage taken.

[04:30:04] Nice.

[04:30:08] Quinn is a gay.

[04:30:09] Should we ban that guy?

[04:30:10] Call me a gay dude.

[04:30:11] Like what?

[04:30:12] Okay, we can just continue tanking it up.

[04:30:15] It says nine.

[04:30:20] Did I need more star generation to use reflects

[04:30:31] Thank you

[04:30:37] Have a kingly bunches been grabbing this whole time by the way, I'm just letting you know it's been grabbing this whole time

[04:30:42] yo

[04:30:44] OHHHHHHHHHH

[04:30:48] Okay, and we can do this.

[04:30:49] Look at that, it's 20 damage.

[04:30:51] Okay, I-I-I-I-I-I gotta build chat.

[04:30:53] So wait, the idea is this.

[04:30:55] We stole, right?

[04:30:56] And the whole time I'm just spilled.

[04:30:58] Nothing's big, punch.

[04:30:59] There's big punch.

[04:31:00] There's big punch.

[04:31:01] Bang!

[04:31:02] Hit him.

[04:31:03] See if-it's about to get f-watched.

[04:31:05] Bang!

[04:31:06] Double bang.

[04:31:14] 9 damage.

[04:31:25] Come on, we can do this again, bro. You're gonna get cooked.

[04:31:30] I actually stunned next turn with any attack, so we can stun him for the memes.

[04:31:35] Let's blow first for science.

[04:31:39] It's stunned.

[04:31:42] Okay, just... ah, I'm dead, I guess? Fuck it.

[04:31:46] What does this mean?

[04:31:49] Is he ramping? Is this guy fucking ramping or something?

[04:32:04] I don't know if it was good, bro. Oh, no.

[04:32:07] Okay, we just have to kill him right now. It's fine, we kill him.

[04:32:12] Kind of like just kills him, right? 28.

[04:32:14] See if we can loot the debuff though.

[04:32:19] Tell me that kills him, bro. Tell me that kills him. Do I need to use this?

[04:32:23] Game 5 strength, then you have to turn this 5 strength.

[04:32:26] 28 damage, he's not vulnerable.

[04:32:28] He's a 30 life.

[04:32:31] 5 strength doesn't mean 5 damage, right? Wait, 5 damage?

[04:32:37] He's gonna hit me with 33.

[04:32:40] Wait, is he about to fucking kill me?

[04:32:42] 28 plus 5, do the math chat, 29, 30, 33, quick maths, quick maths, quick maths, quick maths,

[04:33:03] any of your turn we start up your turn a son of your third turn game one

[04:33:08] strength and one dicks I ramp that's a nice one an anonymous user gifted a tier

[04:33:15] one sub to feces underscore inhaler

[04:33:22] the outfit thing damage nixon game two stars that's disgusting by the way dad

[04:33:29] go to the re-shock and sub there just now, I think that's fucking disgusting.

[04:33:36] By the way, I don't care about this whole debate if Ascension 0 or 10 is beating the game.

[04:33:42] The meme is funny but I think it would just be cool to see you grind out one character

[04:33:47] because it is enjoyable to watch since you can always make new builds.

[04:33:51] Whatever, I'm sure.

[04:33:52] But if I get to the end of the game, people still want me to do that?

[04:33:54] Then yeah, cool. I'm going for it.

[04:33:56] Oh yo, I'm gonna reflect for sure, though.

[04:33:59] This is so hard.

[04:34:03] This is so hard.

[04:34:04] Like, two, three, five.

[04:34:08] Right?

[04:34:09] Five. Look at six.

[04:34:10] Two plus three is five.

[04:34:16] Bang. Done that.

[04:34:18] Boom!

[04:34:20] We got some- Oh man!

[04:34:21] I'm not a Mathematical Genius.

[04:34:25] They can't stop me.

[04:34:27] Tim.

[04:34:29] it cost 2

[04:34:32] 17 damage

[04:34:35] how'd I skilin this?

[04:34:38] what is that? I think chet... I think I could...

[04:34:41] no, no, no!

[04:34:42] am I about to fucking die?

[04:34:46] chet it's the plumber's dex birthday, Tyrone needs me

[04:34:49] oooohhhhhh

[04:34:59] I

[04:35:02] Do you know why I don't really need that I've got ramp anyway

[04:35:07] Till seven damage to all of these seven times cost seven extra dears

[04:35:12] Whatever you spend game to block each spent

[04:35:19] I'm gonna do that

[04:35:22] I'm gonna do that the same one is kind of good, but this deck dude my rear bill is crazy

[04:35:26] Okay, try to the stars, we didn't want to do this, right?

[04:35:30] Bang.

[04:35:31] Alright, bang.

[04:35:33] We're going to instantly spend, uh, because why not?

[04:35:38] They're just buffing, bro. What are they doing? They're just buffing the little bozos.

[04:35:49] What the fuck is this?

[04:35:52] Tell me that's forever, right? That's a power. I didn't miss raid.

[04:35:55] That's a fucking power for the whole...

[04:35:57] Okay, thank god.

[04:35:59] Okay, I've done one damage.

[04:36:00] Where as the end of this turn, game two, strength.

[04:36:03] Five strength!

[04:36:10] B-flat!

[04:36:12] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[04:36:21] This guy's gonna kill himself?

[04:36:22] This guy's ramping way harder, right?

[04:36:25] But let's just get one of them down as fast as I can.

[04:36:31] Kill yourself now.

[04:36:38] Hello?

[04:36:41] Alright.

[04:36:44] Bro!

[04:36:45] My reflect build is ramping!

[04:36:47] I cannot be killed!

[04:36:50] My reflect build is ramping!

[04:36:51] Oh, he's gonna kill me though. What the fuck? Wait, he's actually kind of outscaling me, dude.

[04:36:58] I think he's cool or something, though. I need more generation, right? I need more generation

[04:37:06] for my shit. 16 damage. Okay, we're gonna loot the card.

[04:37:14] 10?

[04:37:21] Wait, this gives me that, which makes him a lot of clear, this stuff.

[04:37:32] They're doing 12 damage now, and now I can tank at 14.

[04:37:35] Good.

[04:37:36] Okay.

[04:37:37] Okay.

[04:37:38] I'm locked in, Jack.

[04:37:39] I'm locked in.

[04:37:40] I'm locked in.

[04:37:41] I'm having to think a lot for the spell, Jack.

[04:37:42] Not gonna lie.

[04:37:43] It's not a braindead build. It's a very high-scale build.

[04:37:47] Requires a lot of thought processing.

[04:37:51] Six vigor.

[04:37:55] No, no, no, no, no. Okay, nine block.

[04:37:59] Return this card to your hand.

[04:38:03] Two.

[04:38:07] Hmm.

[04:38:11] Nah. Nah.

[04:38:13] That's pretty damn strong though.

[04:38:15] Cause it would- it's like...

[04:38:17] It costs...

[04:38:19] I'm better off filling my take up with those ones that are one block.

[04:38:21] I'm better off with those other cards.

[04:38:25] Two-stop thing where you don't- I know what I'm doing, bro.

[04:38:27] I'm a literal go-gamer.

[04:38:29] Whenever you wrist, uh, whenever you wrist

[04:38:31] into a wrist side, the next combat start with two.

[04:38:35] Hey, that's good for the boss, right? Cause it means I start off the boss

[04:38:37] with that extra shit.

[04:38:39] I'll take it for sure with smithing jant always smithing

[04:38:46] Glow back some

[04:38:56] Don't I don't need that much

[04:39:02] That's cool, let's glow max

[04:39:04] Ooh, I need that as well, we need, my biggest issue right now is generation, isn't it Chad?

[04:39:14] This is the run.

[04:39:16] The one plus plus plus plus.

[04:39:18] So what if it is 4+++.

[04:39:25] Alright, let me think here.

[04:39:39] I have to do the math.

[04:39:40] I'm dyslexic.

[04:39:41] So he is buffing now, which means he's going to attack next turn, which means I want to

[04:39:45] kill when the enemy dies cause I just stunned. I want to kill the middle one next turn to

[04:39:56] stun this guy cause he's gonna be in a tank then. Yes.

[04:40:08] I

[04:40:14] Can just reflect these bozos anyway, bro

[04:40:18] The fucking kids let's just reflect their ass

[04:40:27] Man, I'm reflecting dude. Oh man, I shouldn't have stunned him. Fuck I'm retarded

[04:40:38] I can reflect again, it doesn't even matter!

[04:40:47] That's it, that's how powerful my dick is.

[04:40:49] That's how powerful my dick is, check, do you understand me?

[04:40:52] My dick is so good that I can fucking make a huge mistake.

[04:40:55] And it literally only benefits me.

[04:41:02] Okay, so if I kill this guy...

[04:41:07] doesn't do any damage, and I stun that guy.

[04:41:09] GG.

[04:41:20] Play fast mode? How about I play the game?

[04:41:26] How, I wanna play the game. How about that?

[04:41:29] How about that?

[04:41:31] If you consider that, I play the game and I wanna play the game.

[04:41:34] And you suck my dick

[04:41:38] Gain a block wait wait play gain a block gain this

[04:41:50] That's good

[04:41:54] Let me stall it's part of the block build let me ramp

[04:42:00] Yeah, fuck that

[04:42:02] I'll buckle that.

[04:42:06] Okay, Glove us.

[04:42:08] 12 damage.

[04:42:10] We'll just reflect them straight away, bro.

[04:42:16] What are you gonna do, bro? What are you gonna do?

[04:42:20] Kill yourself. That's what I thought you were gonna do.

[04:42:28] Bang.

[04:42:30] 10 damage, three things.

[04:42:36] Bang.

[04:42:37] But this is supposed to be a boss?

[04:42:40] This is supposed to be a boss.

[04:42:42] This guy.

[04:42:53] This guy is weak as fuck.

[04:42:54] Fuck.

[04:42:58] Um, I should be not gonna fall into the charms, right?

[04:43:04] He's literally killing himself.

[04:43:12] HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[04:43:15] Hey, what?

[04:43:16] He actually hit me.

[04:43:17] For damage.

[04:43:20] Wait, is there any point doing this? Let me make it.

[04:43:24] Reduce the damage down to 10

[04:43:28] Get non-walk I don't take any damage now. We've been all right

[04:43:33] Punch next turn

[04:43:35] Chat this order is good, bro. What are you talking about? This order is good

[04:43:40] So we reflect his ass, GG

[04:43:44] That take no damage and we do we find miss them up

[04:43:54] It's a good build boys, isn't it? It's a good build.

[04:43:58] You must admit.

[04:44:02] I can't actually kill him right? Oh no, 4 damage?

[04:44:04] 6 HP. Oh yes, he lives.

[04:44:09] Oh!

[04:44:18] Bitch.

[04:44:20] Bitch.

[04:44:24] Week plus reflect it. It's good. I mean I'm waking is reflect. Yes, but I'm debuffing him so he takes more damage

[04:44:30] So it's like cancel that bro

[04:44:32] Apply one week to all wait apply one week and one vulnerable to all enemies not bad every other combat your cards

[04:44:38] rewards gain

[04:44:40] Every other combat you your card rewards gain an additional power

[04:44:45] huh?

[04:44:46] What's that mean?

[04:44:47] Every time, every other comment, you're all tired of what's game, edition of balance.

[04:44:52] What the fuck does that mean, what the fuck does that even mean, bro?

[04:45:03] 13 damage, 2 weeks, 2 vulnerable.

[04:45:13] I don't have the maintenance for that, do I?

[04:45:23] This kind of guy's at the block building, isn't it, Chad?

[04:45:43] I put a card from your discord policy to your account, so I can get back a card that I want

[04:45:56] fast and block.

[04:45:57] So I can block and I get a card back that I want fast.

[04:46:02] And it's smart.

[04:46:03] That's good.

[04:46:08] That's worth it, right?

[04:46:12] turning on vlog I get to skip it and keep the nut let's lean max let's keep the

[04:46:16] deck lean boys keep the deck lean we're gonna keep the deck lean fuck it keep it

[04:46:20] lean keep it a lean main fighting machine very easy opening out boys it's

[04:46:28] gonna be this this this you're okay

[04:46:38] instantly don't even question it troubled stars instantly don't even

[04:47:11] remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious

[04:47:18] confidence if you didn't cracked

[04:47:28] you either reflect this whole thing back at them

[04:47:32] 24, it's a mess there, 24, 12 plus 12 for 24, hey it's gonna do 1 damage to me I have

[04:47:46] to block, I get this punch him though and he kills himself, I think I'd rather take

[04:47:55] take no damage right? I'd rather take no damage, I don't want to take damage. Okay we can kill

[04:48:11] that guy three times four. Wait I can just kill this guy twenty one damage. Fifteen damage.

[04:48:19] just open it for nine three times four hey what no I take more damage than I

[04:48:28] would have taken if I just killed the guy fuck I should have just killed them

[04:48:32] when I had the chance man

[04:48:43] I mean how was I gonna know that though I didn't know how much damage they were

[04:48:46] gonna do after that turn I'm just trying to avoid taking damage you know

[04:48:51] bro like what I want to take the damage I'm trying to mitigate damage taken

[04:48:58] that's that for still five damage to random enemies six times

[04:49:05] Wait, so I can unleash all my shit?

[04:49:10] Nah.

[04:49:11] Nah.

[04:49:12] Lean max.

[04:49:13] Okay, boss again, chat, boss again.

[04:49:17] No mistakes, no mistakes.

[04:49:19] Oh, what the fuck is this?

[04:49:22] Okay, loot reflect wash.

[04:49:25] Okay, I'm gonna tank this.

[04:49:30] Can we need to get enough?

[04:49:32] I'm trying to get it.

[04:49:34] Yeah, wait, weak to all enemies.

[04:49:55] Eight, wait, I'm through the math right now.

[04:50:00] I have 8, it's 5 plus 5 is 10 plus 3, 13, now I'm good.

[04:50:05] I'm good, I'm good.

[04:50:07] We're okay.

[04:50:09] The first time I've had a little gunner's hit,

[04:50:11] it gains 6 block, okay.

[04:50:20] Oh, this is fucking sick, bro.

[04:50:22] This is fucking sick, bro.

[04:50:24] Oh, this is fucking sick.

[04:50:25] 23, what have we got here, boys?

[04:50:27] These guys aren't even close to it.

[04:50:28] Breaking that shit, are they?

[04:50:30] What's he doing?

[04:50:37] Oh, he's ramping.

[04:50:39] Look at this.

[04:50:41] Reflect belt, baby!

[04:50:45] Can we just kill a guy here with my punch?

[04:50:50] The same damage, we just kill that guy.

[04:50:52] He's buffing only though.

[04:50:55] Do I glow to see what I'm gonna loot?

[04:50:58] Two, its another reflect.

[04:51:01] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[04:51:07] They got nothing bitch!

[04:51:13] Tankin you pussy!

[04:51:17] Break yourself apart my body!

[04:51:21] Two tank.

[04:51:25] Nine plus nine, eighteen.

[04:51:31] Nineteen. We're already good. GG.

[04:51:36] Do you know what's going to counter me, Chet?

[04:51:38] A character that does status elements, elements, and doesn't do much.

[04:51:42] I'm going to get coked by someone who doesn't do hit damage.

[04:51:45] And it like, like, ramps on me.

[04:51:48] Like like a DPS check is gonna cook me so hard

[04:51:54] Okay, so many damage we just kill a guy now I get some flight to get though right?

[04:51:58] I wish I could get there. Oh my gosh. It's the safest place, right?

[04:52:05] It's over

[04:52:08] Look at me go

[04:52:09] This is a boss by the way the boss has done zero damage to me

[04:52:12] Let that sink in check let that sink in

[04:52:15] 9 damage, wait, wait, wait, nope.

[04:52:20] I'm gonna take, wait, 9 armor, 9 damage, no I'm good.

[04:52:29] What's he doing? He's getting bigger.

[04:52:39] Taking kill one now. It's probably worth it.

[04:52:45] I just need to get this damage, GG, right?

[04:52:50] This is low.

[04:52:55] Ten, nine damage, GG.

[04:52:58] This guy's cooked.

[04:53:03] GG.

[04:53:08] This turn, this turn, your next card is up.

[04:53:14] That's not the thing, where we start each combat with additional energy.

[04:53:17] Oh!

[04:53:18] That's so good.

[04:53:20] That one's so good.

[04:53:22] That one's so good.

[04:53:23] The lantern is so potent because it lets you get your buffs and shit up.

[04:53:27] Uh, draw three cards, put one cap in your hand pile, and tell me to draw a pile.

[04:53:35] This one synergizes with my king punch.

[04:53:43] No that place is just always good.

[04:53:45] Like it never feels bad to use.

[04:53:52] Could you just like reduce the guy?

[04:53:59] I think I need this.

[04:54:00] I haven't, like, hardly any vulnerable uptime,

[04:54:01] so let's just do that.

[04:54:06] Okay, the question is this, chat.

[04:54:08] We're about to find a boss,

[04:54:10] but do I even need to heal?

[04:54:14] I think I might heal, that's dumb.

[04:54:21] Nah, I'm that powerful, chat, I don't need to.

[04:54:25] Okay, giga block.

[04:54:27] That's gonna be insane for the boss, by the way,

[04:54:29] So I'll get three blocks each time I spend it.

[04:54:31] This will just, I'll get to spam this during the boss fight.

[04:54:34] Reflect, useless.

[04:54:37] King punch, gig it ramp for the boss fight.

[04:54:39] Venerate, I spam Venerate, right?

[04:54:42] That's one extra.

[04:54:47] I mean, we literally use this every time

[04:54:49] and it's always useful, I feel like.

[04:54:54] This is gonna ramp way harder.

[04:54:56] It's 50% more value, Jack. That's 50% more value. You can't say no to that, can you?

[04:55:07] What the fuck is this?

[04:55:09] Oh, dude, I gotta shit open it, man. Dude, what the hell? Wait, what are my potions we

[04:55:20] She's one of three random power cards and add it to your hand if she plays turn of power cards.

[04:55:26] Let's use it.

[04:55:29] It's value of turn 4-4.

[04:55:33] Eight planning.

[04:55:43] 4-4.

[04:55:44] So first 4-4.

[04:55:46] That's a black.

[04:55:47] So that would just let me have a, so wait, that's gonna put a blade into my bag

[04:55:53] That's just gonna retain permanently and then it's gonna just ramp the whole time and then I can just go bang with a big head

[04:56:00] Right?

[04:56:02] Yeah

[04:56:07] Being an 8-plating can allow me to do some damage early

[04:56:10] Nah, fuck that. I'm gonna go 2. 2 guaranteed works for me. I don't know how the other one works

[04:56:14] This is literally free.

[04:56:21] Okay.

[04:56:28] There is a fish in this bush.

[04:56:34] There is a fish in this bush.

[04:56:40] Okay, it's gonna succeed your carbonara is an ascension zero

[04:56:52] Hello!

[04:56:59] Your carbonara has a low pulse colorant.

[04:57:10] Only thing popping off...

[04:57:14] Toxic bacteria.

[04:57:16] What the fuck are we listening to?

[04:57:27] Dude, what's he gonna do to me, bro?

[04:57:31] Bawah, I'm the most ass gamer ever.

[04:57:34] Oh, wow.

[04:57:35] Wait, that's a pretty heinous...

[04:57:37] Wait, that's actually insanely heinous.

[04:57:39] Look.

[04:57:41] at the end of your turn, this card is in your hand, lose.

[04:57:48] It's in case you pay, it's in the ball.

[04:57:53] The exact same is just doing this.

[04:58:02] It's the same.

[04:58:13] Okay.

[04:58:16] Sorry, gentlemen, I am just reading these cards. Obviously, if I knew the cards, I wouldn't need to read them all the time.

[04:58:20] Okay, let's go. We're gonna pump up there. We're gonna do some damage.

[04:58:26] Some damage going on here, boys.

[04:58:28] This little bitch doing it. He's doing some bullshit here, man.

[04:58:30] He's doing some bullshit

[04:58:34] There's no point using this

[04:58:36] I don't want to exhaust that but that doing it with a king punch. What is this reduce all damage taken to one

[04:58:45] As we hit him once for sure

[04:58:50] He's gonna do no he's gonna do zero damage to me bro

[04:58:53] So I can do big damage on himself and reflect.

[04:59:00] 36 tank, he don't want's, he pass.

[04:59:04] Now he fucks himself up.

[04:59:07] Wait, what?

[04:59:08] That's good.

[04:59:09] Oh, whatever!

[04:59:10] Whatever!

[04:59:11] That cannon is- what the fuck?

[04:59:13] Okay, wait, wait.

[04:59:15] Strike.

[04:59:16] Okay, wait, wait. Strike.

[04:59:20] He's ramping on me, chap, which is bad. He's cooking my...

[04:59:28] Wait! I just realized my lean dick is so weak

[04:59:35] to them spamming cards like this to me.

[04:59:38] My dick, when I bloatmax, it diminishes the relative power of his biggons, right?

[04:59:45] Right

[04:59:52] Because I'm looting his shit cards dude fit the

[04:59:56] Relatively speaking every time he adds one card. It's like I 14 cards on my dick

[05:00:02] Right that's like it's like seven percent more cards. He added to my dick. So he's cooking me super hard

[05:00:09] Okay, we have to reduce the damage.

[05:00:16] Still good dude, GG dude.

[05:00:25] I didn't, yeah, I didn't realize that.

[05:00:27] I need something that lets me, I need that one card which says like, you can choose a

[05:00:31] card to exhaust.

[05:00:33] I need that.

[05:00:34] Okay, he's going to do some bullshit to me, but we got this.

[05:00:38] We got 7 damage, that's nothing.

[05:00:42] So I spanned a single point.

[05:00:45] Wow, I think I have to reflect again.

[05:00:55] What the heck, playing, playing. He's bricking me though, isn't he? He's bricking me. He is bricking me hard.

[05:01:08] Oh my god, this guy is burying me out, you know what I'm doing to that.

[05:01:19] Oh my god.

[05:01:20] He's going intangible bro, he's stalling man, he's using a stall belt versus me.

[05:01:26] He's not allowed to do that.

[05:01:30] 8 damage, 2 out of 3, take it, 20 seconds to smash me, gg gg gg, wait how am I dying,

[05:01:50] there's my speed going down, it's not right, ok now this little bitch dies bro, this little

[05:01:55] I'm a bitch guys.

[05:01:56] I'm a die pussy.

[05:02:02] BOOM!

[05:02:04] So we do not reflect.

[05:02:11] I think I used child of the stars, look at the stars though right, just so you don't

[05:02:14] take damage to uh, oh wait I'm retarded, I'm retarded, I'm retarded.

[05:02:19] I thought I had a bacon academy and I didn't, I'm retarded, I am retarded.

[05:02:24] Oh my god, Jett.

[05:02:27] Bro, he's owning me.

[05:02:29] He's owning me.

[05:02:31] Wait, is this happening?

[05:02:39] This ping-punch, he dies, but I have to just wait for it.

[05:02:43] Wait, he's owning me.

[05:02:44] He's owning me.

[05:02:49] Ah!

[05:02:54] it's enough it's enough right it's enough it's enough

[05:03:01] dead ass

[05:03:04] 7? 12. 6 plus 6, 12. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.

[05:03:21] Oh!

[05:03:22] Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[05:03:24] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[05:03:51] There's some fuckin' bullshit!

[05:04:18] He counted me, Chad!

[05:04:20] Snipe does okay wait, notes.

[05:04:24] Notes, notes, okay notes.

[05:04:28] Notes, if lean maxing.

[05:04:29] This is why people are saying this game is too damn hard.

[05:04:33] More cards and characters you get more cooked the fights.

[05:04:36] If lean maxing must have an anti status card, card.

[05:04:41] an anti-status card, card. I choose card to exhaust, exhaust the status effect

[05:05:04] cards. Alright, that's unlucky. That's unlucky. Alright, that's unlucky. Chat. If I had one

[05:05:12] card, there was a one... I don't know if I had the opportunity to get it this round.

[05:05:17] If I had a single card that you'd like the ones that say, like, I've had it multiple

[05:05:23] times and I've been like, oh, I kind of like it, but I kind of don't like it because it

[05:05:26] could be bad sometimes. It says, it says I'm like, draw the card, get you a game over.

[05:05:33] about five minutes ago what a fucking bozo

[05:05:36] bro we did dude he's bullshit that guy you're gonna say he literally bro okay i

[05:05:41] have 14 cards on my dick the whole game i was reducing cards on my dick every

[05:05:46] time i reduce cards in my dick what do i do i elene max okay what does that

[05:05:53] mean that means i increase his power of his status cards directly proportional

[05:05:59] to like he was filling my dick up like every time he added a card it was like he added 10%

[05:06:05] more dulk shit to my dick he bricked my dick like every time he gives me a shit card it's like

[05:06:09] brick your dick by 10% brick your dick by 10% if I had 30 cards his little status cards would do

[05:06:14] nothing to me it'd be irrelevant irrelevant but because I was lane maxing he was cooking my dick

[05:06:21] So hard, bro.

[05:08:21] Yeah

[05:08:24] Here we go boys, here we go. All right gamers. Let's do this. Let's do this transform one car. Okay, remove one cabinet

[05:08:35] Right, I'm cuz do I get cooked every time

[05:08:40] First three car what you sit get upgraded the first treasure to be open is empty gain one over the gold, okay

[05:08:47] We would have said removed from your dick after my moments. Hey, nice. Okay. Good opener. Good opener

[05:08:57] Okay, let's see what we're gonna go. Yeah, okay, we got a shop up to the right. We've shot left

[05:09:04] We have a shop left. I think bosses are my favorite thing because it's like fun to fight bosses and

[05:09:10] as well as you just I love I like to get the bonus so you're 123 bosses right hand side

[05:09:16] We're going to go this way, then we'll go this way, then we'll go this way, then the

[05:09:35] the bosses up there. Wait, did I want the gold? Maybe I want the gold first. There's

[05:09:51] a lot of question marking. We can do a fucking ton of question marking I guess. Let's just

[05:09:57] question market see what the fuck happens

[05:10:01] yep this one and we're gonna hear boss

[05:10:05] cash yet great year

[05:10:10] yet

[05:10:11] then just straight up

[05:10:15] okay

[05:10:20] Alright, game is...

[05:10:22] I'm glad that sucks.

[05:10:32] I will not lose this time, brothers!

[05:10:36] I shall succeed this round!

[05:10:40] Do you understand me?

[05:10:46] I shall succeed!

[05:10:50] I feel it on my camera, I'm going to rate it 1, falling star, strike, very good.

[05:11:02] Upgraded, let's see if we got gain 10 blocks, these are upgraded, 10 block, so that's a

[05:11:05] nice one, I like that one, it's just kind of nice, draw 3 cards.

[05:11:10] Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

[05:11:16] Envy lose two strength.

[05:11:20] Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

[05:11:23] Okay, I like this one a lot, though.

[05:11:25] Do you know what I like this one a lot?

[05:11:28] This one we got there. Okay, question mark versus, let's see.

[05:11:32] I'm guaranteed to get gold here, whereas I'm not guaranteed to get gold here.

[05:11:36] Right, I'm going to go through like a bunch of question marks.

[05:11:38] So let's actually take the guaranteed gold.

[05:11:40] Right?

[05:11:45] What damage?

[05:11:54] What?

[05:12:03] This is a rich game.

[05:12:06] Shadows need to be...

[05:12:08] ...froing to each other with...

[05:12:10] Do I ban this guy? What the fuck is he saying?

[05:12:13] I just went out of my way to read someone's message in the chair, and he touched this.

[05:12:17] Chairs need to be fucking nice to each other. What the fuck?

[05:12:26] My brain is rotting.

[05:12:28] Okay, Tim Block.

[05:12:34] Do I take one damage to do extra damage? I think I do.

[05:12:37] I'm taking one damage just kind of cringe though.

[05:12:39] No, no.

[05:12:49] Kill him. Do I kill him? Yeah, kill him.

[05:13:02] Okay, whenever you spend...

[05:13:04] gain whatever you spend or gain your 4 damage to all enemies draw two guards put

[05:13:18] one card behind at the top of your draw pile

[05:13:23] let's see a black hole that'd be nice and a lee situations it's gonna become a

[05:13:28] shit with you wait okay black hole just because you were struggling in the

[05:13:38] tutorial little buddy don't a lot of damage in the early random chatter who

[05:13:42] likes cats food a lot of damage

[05:13:47] how are we getting a feather very five cards you dick he'll 3 HP whenever you

[05:13:52] You can see that, very sorry.

[05:13:55] Ooh, ooh!

[05:13:58] Ooh!

[05:14:01] X cards.

[05:14:05] Dude, Glower's the best card in the game, I changed my mind.

[05:14:15] Master strategy.

[05:14:16] Master strategy.

[05:14:18] Toot!

[05:14:22] Wait, this one's insane, bruh.

[05:14:34] That one's insane, bruh.

[05:14:35] The four cards?

[05:14:37] Zero cost?

[05:14:40] We did a reflect build before.

[05:14:42] I thought it kind of sucked.

[05:14:53] Every five cards, he'll...

[05:14:55] ...derese. That'll be...

[05:14:57] So, I'm gonna spam resides.

[05:15:01] Lightning is crazy as well.

[05:15:06] I think I like glow though. Glow's like the best card in the game.

[05:15:09] Gain a star to rock out.

[05:15:16] To close insane.

[05:15:19] Close insane.

[05:15:26] Hmm

[05:15:41] There it is

[05:15:43] Now you don't do guilty guilty this despawns by itself

[05:15:46] So why would I why would I get rid of a curse whenever it's gonna get rid of itself?

[05:15:52] Right think about it doesn't make any sense

[05:15:56] I

[05:15:59] What image that's irrelevant I am retarded I am

[05:16:07] Retarded

[05:16:13] I'm retarded

[05:16:15] Who's so what I did this now I could have just black all the old but I didn't because I'm retarded

[05:16:26] I hate doing that make mistakes like that, Shayna. I hate what I make mistakes.

[05:16:29] Okay, we have to look at the stars. Tim Lough. Dude, so good. So good. So good.

[05:16:32] Okay, bang. Oh, this is nice.

[05:16:36] Oh, this is nice!

[05:16:38] Yo, this is nice!

[05:16:43] This is nice as hell! Yo, I made Black Hole enjoy ya! Holy fuck!

[05:16:53] Okay, we're going Black Hole?

[05:16:56] I know what I'm doing. I've got a belt. I've got a belt. I can see I can see I have a vision now Chad. I have a vision

[05:17:03] I have a vision

[05:17:08] I have a vision okay, what it is is this hear me out

[05:17:13] The spear that scales based on how many

[05:17:16] Spenders you have right bang black hole bang

[05:17:21] Think about it. I'm spamming

[05:17:23] shit that's cost the blue stuff and generates the blue stuff black holes

[05:17:26] going right at the same time the more blue shit I have at my deck the more

[05:17:36] damage the spheres do it's GG come on give it to me game to orbit it needs to

[05:17:48] be stuff that either generates or spends. Gain 2.

[05:17:52] Gain 2 doesn't like cats confirmed.

[05:17:59] So let's try 10 damage gain 2. Test opener. It was a test opener.

[05:18:08] This is like better versus bosses, right?

[05:18:12] And I ramp.

[05:18:13] I like this one, no no.

[05:18:20] Okay question mark time boys, come on please, please, please, good luck, good luck.

[05:18:29] Clumsy Aurelic.

[05:18:32] Aurelic's Ropey.

[05:18:33] What's my map, come on, what's my next shot?

[05:18:39] We haven't got a shot for A just right, are we going to put for A just...

[05:18:43] The start of your second turn, game board and block.

[05:18:50] Oh, that's nice.

[05:18:53] That's nice.

[05:18:55] Egg.

[05:18:57] Egg, it gives you a minion card that does a lot of damage.

[05:19:08] It doesn't seem to drive my build though. I'm gonna get him some Max HP.

[05:19:18] Okay, what's he doing? He intends to summon minions. Stupid ass bitch.

[05:19:26] Fuck.

[05:19:30] Fuck.

[05:19:31] He's not going to do anything now, so I guess.

[05:19:43] I'm going to get a main amount of defense in this next turn, right?

[05:19:50] So wait, how does this work?

[05:19:51] So it's second combat.

[05:19:52] Whoa, what the fuck's this?

[05:19:57] When it dies, it revives next turn at full HP, okay?

[05:19:59] That's literally the point.

[05:20:00] Let's get the 6HP.

[05:20:03] I'm sure he'll kill that right?

[05:20:04] Oh wait, we can just do this.

[05:20:09] Let's get it up.

[05:20:30] labor, turn himself a passive income, that much shit.

[05:20:34] Yes, shake that little hobbit booty for dollar bills,

[05:20:37] a little slut.

[05:20:39] Daddy Bezos needs a new pair of shoes.

[05:20:42] On a side note, my test results came back,

[05:20:45] and it turns out I'm a freaking cat, two,

[05:20:49] two, two, two,

[05:20:51] two, two, two, two.

[05:20:53] Two.

[05:20:54] Oh, my God, what about my cats?

[05:20:57] Oh, my God, what about my cats?

[05:20:58] I can't stop him. I'm ramping though. I'm ramping. Oh shit, same damage

[05:21:05] Yeah, I'm gonna kill him next to anything. I don't want to be at worst

[05:21:08] This guy just keeps raising man. Oh my god. He's so annoying

[05:21:21] Can we kill him?

[05:21:28] What did I not this is a boss cat is this a boss? What is this?

[05:21:40] You give me three status cards 10 damage 30 HP

[05:21:53] Oh fuck man, he's fucking me up, but he's fucking me up

[05:21:58] Can't wait, do I kill a man?

[05:22:02] 20 damage, 16 life, yes.

[05:22:04] Bang.

[05:22:05] Bang.

[05:22:06] Wow.

[05:22:07] It was hard, it was hard, bro, it was hard.

[05:22:12] Okay, we are doing this right, we are spamming that because I'm trying to do cards that

[05:22:18] spam stuff.

[05:22:19] Okay, that's that crazy card, draw three cards cost, dude you need so much.

[05:22:25] I had this card in my last deck, but I can never play it.

[05:22:30] I could legit never play it.

[05:22:35] I like this one better.

[05:22:41] I need like some big guy.

[05:22:42] I'm a starfish in a wheelchair.

[05:22:46] Ascension zero is learning mode, a boba.

[05:22:55] If you play five more cards in turn, draw one card saying next turn.

[05:23:10] Bruh, I got the shittiest things man, what?

[05:23:14] I mean am I going to play five cards maybe?

[05:23:17] Nah, probably not.

[05:23:19] Dude, this is a dog shit.

[05:23:24] I guess this is the only thing that I might do, so I guess we'll just do this.

[05:23:39] Ow.

[05:23:45] Signature nuts, yeah, if you're doing a build, that's doing it, but in this turn, you can't do one sprint.

[05:23:49] Okay, interesting, we'll do it soon.

[05:23:51] Okay, glow time, baby, glow time. Okay, this is good for his minutes, he's gonna go hard.

[05:23:54] dude I'm fucking the build's working boys you could see it can you it's starting

[05:24:03] to do stuff

[05:24:06] dude I need more black holes I need more black holes and I need any more

[05:24:12] generation don't I 18 damage oh fuck fuck me fuck me

[05:24:24] Oh, you can hit me by damage and I ain't gonna do shit.

[05:24:29] I can't do shit, man.

[05:24:30] This is what it is.

[05:24:31] How?

[05:24:32] As long as you get- hey, you gotta- you gotta crack smicks to make an omelet.

[05:24:36] This is what it is, champ.

[05:24:42] Okay, five times three, 15 damage.

[05:24:44] Ten.

[05:24:45] One more of those.

[05:24:46] Okay.

[05:24:47] Cooking.

[05:24:51] Pathetic.

[05:24:52] Pathetic or pathetic.

[05:24:55] Big bloke

[05:24:59] We really just fainting it's all candy red literally all I can do wait. Can I kill him eight damage?

[05:25:06] April eight is I

[05:25:09] Mean we just use the potion kill him

[05:25:14] Okay, it's good to get the potions down that means I can live more potions right?

[05:25:18] Whenever you okay. All right

[05:25:24] I haven't got the sustain to this right now. I haven't got the sustain have I chat I can't

[05:25:33] I would love to just the little people holding up Quinn's NPC guy is so fat he has those little

[05:25:39] doopies being put to overtime labor I guess this starfish has a lot in common with Quinn Kami

[05:25:44] Okay.

[05:25:45] It's for sure glow, right?

[05:25:49] It's nothing else.

[05:25:50] It's literally just glow.

[05:25:51] Glow is a bit of a starter every time I use it, and I use it every time, so...

[05:25:56] Stop adding curses.

[05:25:57] I'm not adding curses.

[05:25:58] What do you mean, adding curses, bro?

[05:26:00] This is about...

[05:26:01] I need to delete this when I get to the next shop.

[05:26:04] That's it.

[05:26:05] We just do damage to this guy, right?

[05:26:08] It doesn't hurt.

[05:26:09] There's no damage.

[05:26:10] We just do damage at this guy right? It doesn't hurt. There's no point spending anything here so we just end.

[05:26:20] Can we have a potion here so I gotta use this potion when I need to use it.

[05:26:23] Okay black hole to base.

[05:26:27] Dude no way! Dude no way I can't use this! I need this!

[05:26:33] Dude no way!

[05:26:40] Oh, shit.

[05:26:44] Can we just tank him now?

[05:26:46] What is we tank?

[05:26:47] We tank him?

[05:26:48] 23.

[05:26:49] Sipping?

[05:26:50] That's 5.

[05:26:51] Oh, fuck, man.

[05:26:52] I had to venerate, bro.

[05:26:53] It is what it is.

[05:26:54] Ow!

[05:26:55] Ow!

[05:26:56] I'm getting...

[05:26:57] Ow!

[05:26:58] Ow!

[05:26:59] Ow!

[05:27:00] Ow!

[05:27:01] Ow!

[05:27:02] Ow!

[05:27:03] Ow!

[05:27:04] Ow!

[05:27:05] Ow!

[05:27:06] Ow!

[05:27:07] Ow!

[05:27:08] Ow!

[05:27:09] Ow!

[05:27:10] I'm getting fucked in the ass right now, boys.

[05:27:17] Okay.

[05:27:19] 22 damage.

[05:27:20] Boy, I just gotta keep the fin maxing.

[05:27:28] Oh my god, he's gonna kill me.

[05:27:28] Am I gonna die to the first fucking boss in a way, bro?

[05:27:32] Dude, I should have picked reflect.

[05:27:35] I should have picked reflect!

[05:27:37] What the fuck?

[05:27:39] No, no, no, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[05:27:41] I'm just- this is a joke, Chad, I'm joking.

[05:27:48] I'm good. He does nothing.

[05:27:50] Failure.

[05:27:54] Chad, we got this, the build is gonna pop off, you'll see, you'll see, you'll see.

[05:27:58] He does no damage again, he does no damage, I do damage. Watch. Vinerate, bang.

[05:28:01] Close down bangs.

[05:28:04] Shouldn't waste them, we don't need it. 22 damage.

[05:28:09] No, I don't mind that. Just do this.

[05:28:16] Yes.

[05:28:19] Perfect.

[05:28:21] K-22?

[05:28:23] I've got nothing, bro. I've got nothing. What have I got? I've got nothing. I'm just going to defend 15.

[05:28:27] I could just discard everything.

[05:28:30] Yep.

[05:28:38] okay nice nice oh man to get fucked up bro I meant to get fucked up bro do you

[05:28:57] think my strat of zirking into bosses is good or do you think it's a quick

[05:29:00] Retardation or something

[05:29:08] No way I'm a massive need yet. I'm a massive need of generation

[05:29:16] Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go, whenever you add a power, when you add a power to your deck, upgrade it.

[05:29:32] Okay, generation, speaking of generation, this is generation.

[05:29:38] this is it I was just saying I need generation that is gonna be it bro I'm

[05:29:46] gonna upgrade that shit Smith dude don't be a better can't even block can't even

[05:29:54] block gain generate this

[05:29:58] That goes from 1, alright, it's 2 to 3, 1, okay, that goes from 4 to 5, that one goes

[05:30:10] from 2 to 3.

[05:30:13] So it's the same.

[05:30:14] It's the same.

[05:30:15] Well, it's going to play both of these, right?

[05:30:20] So it doesn't matter.

[05:30:22] What do you mean it's not the same?

[05:30:24] It is the same.

[05:30:25] 4 to 5.

[05:30:26] Wait, two to three, except that's instant.

[05:30:30] It's better to venerate.

[05:30:33] Yeah, venerate's superior.

[05:30:35] I think I couldn't remove venerate from the fucking pile, couldn't I?

[05:30:39] Okay, we aren't going through the boss chat.

[05:30:41] I'm believing in the- I'm believing in myself.

[05:30:43] I'm believing in myself.

[05:30:44] It is what it is.

[05:30:45] We aren't going through the boss.

[05:30:47] Oh god, this guy splits into dudes, right?

[05:30:49] He splits into dudes.

[05:30:52] Okay, three status cards.

[05:30:54] What can I do to stop him? Can I stop him some now?

[05:30:58] I can't stop him.

[05:31:08] That's what it is Shadow, that's what it is.

[05:31:40] That was so cooking.

[05:31:42] That was so cooking.

[05:32:00] It's actually pointless, right?

[05:32:02] Pointless?

[05:32:04] Oh, here we go. It's the cancer, isn't it?

[05:32:09] Hit and cash. Okay, three times four.

[05:32:19] Twelve? Three times four.

[05:32:21] Twelve. Dude, I'm good.

[05:32:24] Okay, just, I'm just good. I'm just good. I'm just good.

[05:32:28] I'm playable.

[05:32:29] level. Guys this is kind of dog shit for me. I'm not gonna lie, like this sucks. Ass.

[05:32:35] Okay we got lots of shit though now. Can I just use this right in order to kill him?

[05:32:43] Three status guys is terrible right? Fuck. Okay the stuns we end, but I use that whatever.

[05:32:54] Okay, lock-in, chat, lock-in, lock-in, no mistakes.

[05:32:57] Okay, she'll be able to shred these guys.

[05:33:01] With spinning.

[05:33:05] Yeah.

[05:33:06] There we go.

[05:33:07] Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good.

[05:33:10] Dude, I hate that it's not, how does that card

[05:33:12] not have exhaust on it, bro?

[05:33:17] Her status cards are so brutal, man.

[05:33:20] Oh, dude, GG.

[05:33:24] GG. I'm gonna die though. Help. Help.

[05:33:29] Seven damage. Seven damage.

[05:33:31] I'm gonna kill this guy with seven damage.

[05:33:36] I'm taking a bit of damage just whatever dude.

[05:33:38] Oh, I'm about to take the dick in the ass.

[05:33:40] Oh, I'm about to take the dick in the ass.

[05:33:45] Oh, fuck. Oh, shit.

[05:33:51] Oh, God. Oh, my God.

[05:33:54] Okay, she just did it.

[05:34:01] That's going with one dicks, that's good.

[05:34:07] Can we upgrade Palace yet?

[05:34:10] PLEASE IT SPOOL!

[05:34:15] That's what we're looking for boys!

[05:34:17] That's the build!

[05:34:19] That's the build!

[05:34:22] Check this out, boys.

[05:34:29] This is sick.

[05:34:34] Huh?

[05:34:35] Huh?

[05:34:36] How are you not impressed now, boys?

[05:34:42] Who thinks my build is bad now?

[05:34:44] This is not the same build.

[05:34:45] It's different multiple times ever, which I saw the things that I've learned from each

[05:34:49] run.

[05:34:50] Oh, wow.

[05:34:51] Oh wow, wait I'm cooked.

[05:34:58] Six damage, 11. We throw a vulnerable.

[05:35:13] Wait, did I? Oh no! The horn cleat!

[05:35:18] The horn! I didn't notice the horn cleat, bro!

[05:35:26] Uh, hello? Hello?

[05:35:33] Nice. Nice. Nice.

[05:35:36] Okay, we are gonna heal here, Chad, unfortunately. I don't want to, but I'm just not faking my

[05:35:40] spain. I ain't losing the boss, Chad. There's no way. I'm not losing the first boss, Chad. It is what it is.

[05:35:44] what it is

[05:35:46] You can only a pussy, but I'm not a pussy dude. It's like

[05:35:54] Okay, I think damage is bad

[05:35:59] Hey

[05:36:04] What are the what is good for me to move for three cats

[05:36:07] Yeah, I'll say that when I need it right only when I need it. Okay, so he does 18 damage, which is nothing

[05:36:14] 30 damage, how do you tank this easily?

[05:36:19] Should we just...

[05:36:21] ...pass?

[05:36:26] Fuck man, I may have not, I should have...

[05:36:28] Do you think I am a pussy-jack for healing?

[05:36:44] That was a misplay.

[05:36:47] That was a misplay.

[05:36:49] That was a misplay.

[05:36:51] That was a misplay.

[05:36:57] Okay, healing was not bad. Healing actually worked out well for me. Healing worked out well for me.

[05:37:01] Okay, we'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it.

[05:37:03] Okay, let's look. Now.

[05:37:10] Let's just not take damage first.

[05:37:14] 11

[05:37:20] 19

[05:37:34] 20

[05:37:37] This is good, this is good, this is good

[05:37:39] Let me get giga shit next to it

[05:37:41] Okay, we're cooking? We're cooking. We're cooking.

[05:37:49] One damage, whatever it is, not a big deal.

[05:37:55] 20 damage, we can't get.

[05:38:01] 16, 8.

[05:38:04] 20.

[05:38:05] 10 of my screen dope.

[05:38:09] Oh I stunned them, I maybe shouldn't have stunned them, maybe I should have saved it

[05:38:13] for next turn.

[05:38:16] Prison spear?

[05:38:17] Okay dude, prison spear is popping off.

[05:38:18] What's he gonna do?

[05:38:19] He'll do some debuff bullshit?

[05:38:20] Yeah, not much buddy.

[05:38:21] Okay the good news is I got greed cards.

[05:38:23] Oh I got lots of greed cards.

[05:38:26] Sick.

[05:38:27] What the heck was this?

[05:38:37] Ring it.

[05:38:38] What does that mean?

[05:38:42] You can only play one card this turn.

[05:38:47] my best possible card drawer three cards and get 10 block with that so I can reduce my

[05:39:08] damage prep 2. A minute is what it is, right? We just do it. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude.

[05:39:24] Oh my god. Okay, so 17 damage, we make them weak. 12 damage, okay? Manageable. We can't

[05:40:03] Yes.

[05:40:05] Wait.

[05:40:07] Two.

[05:40:09] One.

[05:40:11] Alright, two one.

[05:40:19] Boo!

[05:40:21] Boo-ing!

[05:40:23] Boo-ing!

[05:40:27] Let's go!

[05:40:29] Okay, we go to ethereal deal 9 never shoot all enemies

[05:40:36] Lose nice

[05:40:41] Wait what chill

[05:40:44] Wait, if this guy's in your hand and they say wait deal 9 never shoot all enemies lose nice with this 10

[05:40:52] Okay, fuck it's weak it costs three

[05:40:56] It costs three and oh

[05:41:02] Enemies lose nice chance. I read lose nice right this turn. Oh enemy. Okay. That's actually not bad. That's actually not bad

[05:41:08] Oh, yeah, yeah at three random colors cards in your hand exhaust

[05:41:14] Okay, it's like babies. All right deal five damage four five four just for additional five every other time

[05:41:19] Oh yeah, there's not enough of that shit.

[05:41:22] Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[05:41:25] Deal 9 damage at one of these lose the failure strength.

[05:41:27] It's technically a blue thingy.

[05:41:32] Alright, we want to have a blue man max, right?

[05:41:34] Okay, come on. Give me a good one.

[05:41:37] Hello?

[05:41:38] I am the regent. Hello? Hello?

[05:41:43] Quiet down now. Take a part of me and be on your way.

[05:41:49] Ooooooo, Pay-offs Flation's insane.

[05:41:55] Enchant card with Clone can be duplicated at restites.

[05:42:00] Dude, imagine fucking Christmas Bear duplicated by the way, hello?

[05:42:06] The first time each combat you end your turn without playing cards exhaust your hand

[05:42:12] and take an extra turn.

[05:42:16] Bro!

[05:42:17] So you it's like a get out of jail freak out

[05:42:21] That cuz you know you sometimes you get a real bad hand and then you just cooked that was insane

[05:42:26] But then again this one here is like bro

[05:42:29] If you get your third turn it's GG, which is like that's so insane for bossing right?

[05:42:35] That's so insane for bossing

[05:42:39] That's so insane for bossing you get to turn three GG

[05:42:42] Two, you have to get to use three.

[05:42:46] But I have to get to use three though?

[05:42:47] No, I'd be like, oh no I'm cooked and then I would just press this.

[05:42:51] Oh, you have to exhaust your hand though, bro.

[05:42:57] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[05:42:58] That's, that, that, you have to exhaust your hand.

[05:42:59] This one here, can we duplicate it at wrist size?

[05:43:03] How many wrist size do I got?

[05:43:04] This is Act 2, so I have what?

[05:43:09] one two three three rest sites three days but that means I can't upgrade three

[05:43:24] times right nah nah this is the most brain dead option I think this is the

[05:43:29] most brain dead off with that let's see how we got one boss here or get a shop

[05:43:35] early here wait two shops we get two shops this way one shop only one shop

[05:43:44] left say two shops this is one shop how many bosses one boss

[05:43:49] brothers guys this side is two shops two bosses

[05:43:55] okay we're going there there

[05:44:00] we're here here

[05:44:05] uh

[05:44:07] Here oh, wait, I missed a boss though

[05:44:13] Now we're gonna go rest I do rest side rest side

[05:44:17] Wait, I don't know maybe

[05:44:21] Shop

[05:44:26] There there there

[05:44:28] Yeah, yeah, well yo so many bosses bros so many bosses we get boss max this way let's go

[05:44:41] That was these biceps go these puts he's over here now you done bro

[05:44:51] Okay, guys want a damage right

[05:44:54] One more.

[05:44:59] Six.

[05:45:02] Plus three is nine.

[05:45:04] I don't take damage.

[05:45:06] Yo!

[05:45:08] Clumsy's gone!

[05:45:10] Okay, that's a big buff to the deck, chat.

[05:45:13] That's a big buff to the deck.

[05:45:15] Oh my god!

[05:45:16] There's three power supplies on the screen.

[05:45:18] You're right, dude.

[05:45:19] What the hell?

[05:45:23] such a low quality drug trip

[05:45:25] come on, can't you see I'm dead on that?

[05:45:27] can we do something?

[05:45:33] uh, okay dude

[05:45:35] slug

[05:45:37] can we do some mass right now?

[05:45:48] 22, there's no way to damage him now

[05:45:50] this guy's gonna do damage next turn, right?

[05:45:52] Nothing, nothing, nothing. Dying stat, 9 damage all enemies. Dude, that's insane.

[05:46:08] black hole's more insane though so fuck it

[05:46:13] this kills the bad guy there, digi

[05:46:25] yo, you guys are roaching out right now, holy fuck

[05:46:34] yo, this is sick

[05:46:36] I can kill it, kill that guy like 12, no I can't kill him.

[05:46:41] So I COULD kill him if it wasn't for the extra skillet and this bozo.

[05:46:45] Two times three, it's six damage.

[05:46:48] Means I shouldn't have hit him.

[05:46:51] Resonance says one, reduces damage.

[05:46:57] I can do this.

[05:47:04] times three. Wait what? Did you see his strength? Did what to him? I'm so confused. Wasn't that...

[05:47:17] Oh it was two damage times three, not... Wait a minute, it's the same thing.

[05:47:34] I don't remember. Wait, this is hard. This is big maths, guys. This maths maths is insane.

[05:47:41] Uh, let's just defend, guys, because I don't want any damage.

[05:47:45] We're gonna stay healthy. Boys, we're gonna stay healthy.

[05:47:48] He's serious? Wait, what was that? It was three?

[05:47:52] Dude, it's confusing, okay, bro?

[05:47:59] He's got nine damage. Hey, guys.

[05:48:02] Worth it?

[05:48:06] There's 109 damage.

[05:48:11] Not today buddy, not today.

[05:48:20] G freakin' G noob!

[05:48:22] G freakin' G!

[05:48:24] I did not miss lethal bro!

[05:48:26] Just watch and learn boys, watch and learn.

[05:48:28] I've damaged all enemies.

[05:48:33] Wait, I like this.

[05:48:38] Councilor Blackhole.

[05:48:47] Seven in a minute. He's gonna have nine strength. Enemies lose all... lose nine strength this turn.

[05:48:53] Oh, he's gonna try to steal my card, but I want him to steal a card though, right?

[05:49:02] But I want him to steal a card, that's a good thing.

[05:49:04] What do you think?

[05:49:33] Fuck you, bitch-ass!

[05:49:48] Okay, I don't know why I said this shit. This is awesome.

[05:49:56] Clumsy is the one I need to get rid of. I need to get rid of Clumsy.

[05:49:59] He's about to leave with it. He's trying to leave my GG card, bro. Little bitch-ass.

[05:50:03] We can't do it, right?

[05:50:13] Wait, how's he so tanky?

[05:50:16] How's he so tanky?

[05:50:21] He's told my cat.

[05:50:27] Receive fitness damage from attacks deal attack three damage charge to stun it

[05:50:43] Did I didn't stun it

[05:50:46] Has he not done bro, how's it not done bro? How is he not the debt is not on the tag?

[05:50:57] Okay, so he's gonna revive after this one.

[05:51:00] Thinks he's good?

[05:51:01] He didn't revive.

[05:51:03] Interesting.

[05:51:04] Yo, another one.

[05:51:14] It synergizes.

[05:51:15] It synergizes, bro.

[05:51:16] This is gonna be kind of nutty, Jet.

[05:51:21] I'm gonna...

[05:51:22] Dude, AoE opponents are gonna be so cooked.

[05:51:24] Oh, oh, oh, that is kind of a four block

[05:51:32] This is these are the ones at home aren't they something I thought was the real anchor it's the shit. It's a scam a guy

[05:51:43] No

[05:51:45] Nope

[05:51:47] If you interchange it with that block, nope. I mean maybe this four block on every opener

[05:51:54] 27 years

[05:51:56] Hi, it was this I ain't doing that shit. Fuck that. I ain't doing the fucking eyes dog shit, bro

[05:52:01] This is dog me four block on every combat start

[05:52:06] That could just allow me to be a little bit more aggressive

[05:52:09] But then it could just stop me from buying a GG item at the next shop

[05:52:17] hmm it's cheap as fuck right I'm not using the eye the eye is terrible

[05:52:27] chair

[05:52:33] another globe by the way hello the study of churn add one and plus in hand

[05:52:38] uh

[05:52:44] Oh, wow, I kind of want any of the good shit

[05:52:49] Yo, I could I could add like the best relic in the game here and I kind of bought it. I thought I kept you both, huh?

[05:52:55] You don't play it's actually

[05:52:57] Okay, stroke whatever there you gain gold raise your message for the one

[05:53:01] Okay, I'll tell 12 of them if you want to maze can be thrown as a much more

[05:53:22] We're gonna go in the skid.

[05:53:28] YUP! What the fuck?

[05:53:32] What the hell, that's so good!

[05:53:34] 300G, it's so good!

[05:53:38] Can we get a boss as well? Alright, very nice.

[05:53:39] Listen, we gotta have boys get in 22 damage.

[05:53:41] No, you're not buddy, you're not.

[05:53:50] I'm gonna lose all my shit though, whatever.

[05:53:52] Okay, I have 14 block this time, so, this will be stat glow maxing, glow.

[05:54:22] Okay, wait, 16.

[05:54:26] That's definitely worth it.

[05:54:30] I'm a big fan. I just don't want to take damage, right?

[05:54:34] Oh, I can still gloat. I can just vinerate though.

[05:54:38] Next turn.

[05:54:42] Okay, this is the run, boys. This is the run. We have the GG build. Black hole time, baby.

[05:54:46] Black hole time. So every time we do this, now on, we're going to start cooking.

[05:54:50] cooking. This is going to be double right? This is three times nine. Dude, three times

[05:54:58] nine is twenty seven. Okay, we need to do this to reduce damage. Oh, what the fuck?

[05:55:06] Nah, what the fuck just happened?

[05:55:14] Six times three, oh, it worked.

[05:55:17] Okay.

[05:55:20] Okay, this is sick. I got a time to ramp now.

[05:55:27] So I don't need to use this. I can just save my shit.

[05:55:32] It is 8 damage. I am throwing away 8 damage.

[05:55:36] Nah. I'd rather have my blue stuff.

[05:55:42] 26 damage, I think he's good, but I think he's good, he thinks he's good.

[05:55:59] 6-6-6.

[05:56:01] We definitely need to blood this. This is my damage here, boys.

[05:56:06] I think we just want to avoid taking damage, right, but when I avoid taking damage, it will cost.

[05:56:14] Fuck!

[05:56:15] Fuck!

[05:56:16] That was 9 defense!

[05:56:17] What, 18?

[05:56:18] 26?

[05:56:19] That's not even that good, man.

[05:56:26] 20.

[05:56:27] Okay, now we've got the shit.

[05:56:36] Yo look out here, look out here, look out here.

[05:56:42] Yeah yeah yeah, this is Bill just cooking.

[05:56:44] Look at that, look at me go, look at me go, look at me go.

[05:56:50] Once I ramp up it's over, cause I got the meat right?

[05:56:54] You got the meat, yeah combined with the black hole powers.

[05:56:59] What?

[05:57:00] I exhausted my dying star bro.

[05:57:04] Fuck.

[05:57:05] Okay, 12 times 3. Okay, dude, we need to kill now.

[05:57:15] Jackhand, right? It's 100G though. No, I need 100G more.

[05:57:23] 33. I'm not good at maths.

[05:57:26] I have 4 power though.

[05:57:28] Strike is 8 damage, 3 power, now we just get a block max.

[05:57:36] That's 9 times 3!

[05:57:37] How do I keep doing that bro?

[05:57:39] I keep producing this damage by like way more than 25%.

[05:57:42] Am I hitting like a, is it like a rounding threshold thing or what?

[05:57:48] GG dude.

[05:57:50] Ah, I'm not gonna throw a potion, it's 100g bro.

[05:57:58] Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[05:58:01] Every time you play three attacks in a single turn you get one thing.

[05:58:05] Nope.

[05:58:10] Draw nine cards.

[05:58:15] Use 3rd of your turn. Add one random color to cut your hand.

[05:58:23] That could break your dick up.

[05:58:24] Nah. Nah. I don't like any of these, bro. I don't like any of these. No one's con-o-k,

[05:58:36] but nah. I don't like any of these. Okay, we got this. Okay, we're gonna throw it at

[05:58:39] the merchant, dude.

[05:58:40] Okay boys, we're gonna- PEE POT!

[05:58:47] That's bad, that's not the good one.

[05:58:50] One upgrade, upgrade to random skills, when you have no potions you'll get two dicks.

[05:59:01] When you have no potions you get two decks.

[05:59:06] Demonstrate 30 damage attack.

[05:59:10] Gamma Blast!

[05:59:14] Hmm.

[05:59:15] Prep time. The study turn, gain six burger.

[05:59:21] Gain 50 block. Can we take unblock damage?

[05:59:23] Let's come back.

[05:59:25] Die.

[05:59:26] I

[05:59:36] Mean how the fuck are they gonna have me for 50 bro just never use it right you just never use it when

[05:59:41] Think about it right you just never use it

[05:59:47] Whenever it's gonna break which is basically never right

[05:59:52] We're gonna save gold though. I think I save gold. I think I save gold and it's removed fucking strong dude

[06:00:02] Great two random scales that could be hot that could go hard. No, no, no, three energies better, right?

[06:00:08] This is good

[06:00:13] We have no potions, I mean doing no potions is kind of cool

[06:00:16] The 2DM? No no no no no.

[06:00:23] 2DM is good, Chad.

[06:00:28] But think about it. Potions are like you get a potion that gives you 2DM and you just

[06:00:31] use it on the boss. It's when you actually need it.

[06:00:36] It's not free because you can't use potions.

[06:00:39] while you have no potions you have two additional decks are you dumb are you

[06:01:02] fiend for real right now?

[06:01:11] I don't want to use the potions until I get to the boss!

[06:01:14] Bitch ass! Bro, if I lose like that stinky potion again, I won't be able to carry three

[06:01:19] potions because I won't get the dicks and I want to waste 170g.

[06:01:22] Nah, I mean two dicks is not that good bro.

[06:01:31] Two dicks is not that good bro.

[06:01:32] Two dicks is not that good.

[06:01:33] Not from my delinquent bro.

[06:01:34] Oh, good.

[06:01:35] I like the game but quite a lot.

[06:01:36] The game is quite a nice.

[06:01:37] But then again, it's going to have instances in that time, especially in a deck with 21

[06:01:48] cards.

[06:01:49] I think I'm going to proceed. I think I'm proceeding.

[06:01:53] If anything, I'm going to do wall paint, dude.

[06:01:57] Yellow. Yo!

[06:02:01] W! Upgrade! Let's go!

[06:02:05] The Tomb Biscards!

[06:02:09] What are you doing there, Sharpie? Okay, I'm short-maxing.

[06:02:19] 4 damage.

[06:02:26] What a good-ass- how come I never lived the power again?

[06:02:34] I lived the skill, but wait, the power seems to like- it doesn't go to the discard pile,

[06:02:39] but it never comes up again.

[06:02:41] It doesn't say exhaust on power.

[06:02:43] The skill comes back, but the power doesn't come back.

[06:02:47] You notice it yeah, cuz I've noticed that

[06:02:51] Couple good. I could just use good big dick here. Oh

[06:03:04] I'm retarded a little bit

[06:03:08] I'm gonna take damage. Yeah, fuck. I'm retoxic. Yeah, I sure retoxic out of

[06:03:12] Oh, I'm fucking shit every time. Oh wait, no, I'm not retarded.

[06:03:17] Oh, I'm not retarded.

[06:03:19] 3, 2, 1, go!

[06:03:29] 3, 2, 1, go!

[06:03:39] ah that's depressing ah what the fuck man

[06:04:39] That's not bad.

[06:04:42] And again, it's gonna dilute my cats pretty hard.

[06:04:54] It's gonna, yeah, because every single time I'm drawing the thing that I want, I'm getting

[06:04:58] one on the straw.

[06:04:59] So it slows down the rate in which I get the GG card that actually does damage, which

[06:05:07] I haven't even fucking upgraded by the way

[06:05:12] Why don't we just blow it up though, dude

[06:05:18] My crimspare upgrade

[06:05:24] Hmm

[06:05:27] Hmm

[06:05:29] I wouldn't look

[06:05:32] Yo dying stop

[06:05:34] I

[06:05:36] Have to play dying star theory to be every time it's in my bag, so I should actually a great dying stash, and I

[06:05:47] So I have to play it otherwise it wait ethereal yeah if this guy's in your hand at the end of turn

[06:05:52] This is awesome. Yeah, I have to play it every time. So they're far. So great it

[06:05:57] It's like keeping up playing it but this time. Yeah, we're gonna play it. Okay, Boston baby. Let's go. Oh

[06:06:01] oh fuck it's the big guy bro okay we have three so I can't use anything except see

[06:06:10] what the fuck wait I live in strength though

[06:06:15] maybe it's fine maybe does there damage what happens here wait I'm done it

[06:06:20] That's right, zero damage, seven means zero.

[06:06:25] I'm pretty sure.

[06:06:37] I know.

[06:06:40] You don't know.

[06:06:45] Yo, he did zero damage.

[06:06:47] HAHAHAHA

[06:06:55] He's gonna do 18 damage right now. Wait, what the fuck? He's gonna do 18 damage.

[06:06:59] Yo, what the fuck?

[06:07:05] Wait, I got 14, thank you.

[06:07:09] Believe me.

[06:07:12] Okay.

[06:07:14] But it's not counting as a hit by the way? Oh, it doesn't count as a hit.

[06:07:17] Wait, I can just kill him without ever hitting him.

[06:07:20] What's this sec?

[06:07:24] Gang one, Gang nine, Lagarn need that, uh, we aren't gonna have to hit him, we just have

[06:07:31] to have a desk, because we can't hit him, it's gonna be bad.

[06:07:37] That's pretty much it, I don't want to do this here, oh, what a-

[06:07:47] When did I hit him?

[06:07:48] What if it didn't hit his head?

[06:07:49] But it's like, at two days.

[06:08:08] Okay.

[06:08:09] Okay.

[06:08:11] Seven.

[06:08:13] Owie.

[06:08:13] Owie, bro! What the fuck?

[06:08:17] Okay, we are we are reading hands yet

[06:08:31] Killing him for killing him slowly way how much 11 defense

[06:08:37] 14

[06:08:42] 17 playing

[06:08:44] Can I get those potions? I have one potion and I'm saving right now.

[06:08:48] I'm saving this potion. Bro, you potion cucks, man. You potion cucks. A dead ass.

[06:08:53] Pussies, bro.

[06:08:55] Please, it's dead.

[06:08:57] Bug out! Easily I killed that boss.

[06:09:00] Let's start with your third turn. Game one strength and one dex. Easy.

[06:09:08] Yo, what the fuck?

[06:09:10] Next turn game one action power one star retain this card in your retain this hand retain your hand this turn

[06:09:24] Comment I like this one because of the artwork like so it's like a meteor coming in or comment coming in to just kill everything

[06:09:40] What could I possibly retain?

[06:09:50] I guess if I don't need defense cards I could retain them intentionally.

[06:09:54] And it's kind of like a great card.

[06:09:56] And I don't use it and then GG.

[06:10:00] That'd be good right?

[06:10:02] Status does allow me to do a kind of big burst.

[06:10:09] It is not playing the card repeatedly, so you would only get one proc.

[06:10:16] Common is worth.

[06:10:17] I don't think I got that Miss Generation voice, he's common.

[06:10:24] Three vulnerable three week though.

[06:10:26] What does that upgrade look like?

[06:10:35] I think Convergence.

[06:10:39] I'm doing Convergence bro, let's try Convergence now.

[06:10:43] It sounds like it's got some high IQ gaming card, right?

[06:10:47] Okay, so this guy does zero damage.

[06:10:51] Do I do this?

[06:10:56] Oh, no, he doesn't do zero damage.

[06:11:05] No, I didn't ask you.

[06:11:10] Eight times two, sixteen.

[06:11:25] Okay, what do I think here?

[06:11:26] Get infinite shit next turn.

[06:11:28] Dude, big damage now.

[06:11:30] This is my only damage.

[06:11:35] Let's get damage from him.

[06:11:53] Eight times two.

[06:12:00] Wait, did I just saw a Zerka in the trash?

[06:12:09] I think I might have just fucking... oops.

[06:12:11] Whatever, in any case, in any case, whatever the deal is yet, I'm done.

[06:12:15] You know, ultimately, you gotta make mistakes.

[06:12:17] Everyone makes mistakes.

[06:12:18] Okay, Convergence.

[06:12:19] Let's see if we can't use Convergence somehow.

[06:12:22] So we instantly... we instantly be-hole, right?

[06:12:30] I don't think it's not a perk like all this one will park back home and I've reduced the

[06:12:47] damage be right so if they don't kill him that'll kill him

[06:12:50] Oh my god it's so much damage oh my god oh fuck

[06:13:08] Okay, I have to use everything I hand and not die.

[06:13:18] Okay, I have to use everything I can to not die.

[06:13:20] Okay, so I have to lock in here.

[06:13:22] I have to lock in.

[06:13:23] Big time.

[06:13:24] Okay, dying star means they do no damage this turn.

[06:13:27] So they all do zero damage, yeah?

[06:13:29] If I black hole, I can do it.

[06:13:32] Yes.

[06:13:33] Okay, no zero damage.

[06:13:37] perfect we grow twice

[06:13:46] ah fuck i lost my christen spear maybe it wasn't the plan you should have

[06:13:49] venerated once i should have venerated not growing

[06:13:57] okay they're doing no damage

[06:14:00] that auto is good and then auto was good you guys it's you guys are heading for

[06:14:03] a reason

[06:14:07] Okay, we have to kill the stars, we have to defend.

[06:14:19] I can, I can instantly kill the guy right now though.

[06:14:23] Let's see it, okay.

[06:14:26] I have 14, they're doing 7 times 2, 14 damage.

[06:14:29] Bang that first guy.

[06:14:30] I could just hit this first guy though, for how much?

[06:14:32] 16 damage.

[06:14:34] Yeah, I could kill him.

[06:14:37] I think we need a black hole in tank.

[06:14:45] This will kill this one.

[06:14:48] eight damage and debuff

[06:15:08] now they can't do any damage to me

[06:15:12] the convergence

[06:15:14] my convergence of prison spear

[06:15:17] Okay, bro, that's gotta be one of the fastest boss skills you've ever seen, right?

[06:15:23] That's gotta be one of the fastest boss skills you've ever seen.

[06:15:25] I just melted this boss.

[06:15:27] Took zero damage.

[06:15:29] That's kind of insane, right?

[06:15:32] I'm kind of insane.

[06:15:33] I'll pump it up, raise your maximum, raise your maximum.

[06:15:35] Okay, very nice.

[06:15:38] In your turn, the first two cards you play each turn are free.

[06:15:43] What is that?

[06:15:44] Choose one of three random colors card in your hand.

[06:15:47] That's gonna be very a lot of chaos

[06:15:54] Boy form in your turn, so you use this

[06:16:00] What I get boy form is like broken but it's kind of hard to execute without dying girl

[06:16:09] And that doesn't play into my billboard this one does

[06:16:15] This one plays into my bill

[06:16:17] So there's some plays in there by Bill.

[06:16:23] This isn't his plus and it's golden.

[06:16:26] When it's shiny like that, that means it's good, right?

[06:16:29] But it's shiny, it's like saying, hey, this is a good-ass card.

[06:16:33] But Jet, this one here has a cost, which means it scouts up like, yeah, no, my Christmas

[06:16:41] Spares are too important, Jack.

[06:16:45] They're too important to you to taint it with some boy-form trash, right?

[06:16:52] Oh, fuck it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

[06:16:56] Okay, I'm gonna rest. It's in beta shit, but I'm gonna do it. It is what it is. It is some beta shit.

[06:17:03] Wait, that's some beta shit, right? What kind of fucking- wait, it's some beta shit.

[06:17:07] it. What do you guys think? Rest or no rest?

[06:17:15] Ooh, yeah. Because rest would give me, the thing is I don't rest, then I get an extra

[06:17:21] upgraded card, which means I'm bitter in the last boss. But if I don't rest and then I

[06:17:26] die, well then I'm retarded. Then I'm retarded. I can't deal with Bussam, can I? Can I deal

[06:17:32] I don't remember what he does I don't I don't I just want to discover some of the butthole

[06:17:42] thing right?

[06:17:48] That's like he sucks you in right and then you go to move back.

[06:17:55] do i think i may be get away with that wrestling

[06:18:06] check think about the upgrade

[06:18:10] i've so i have so much damage

[06:18:12] my damages insane

[06:18:19] he'll fall off the boss chat

[06:18:22] I held a full arc of the boss.

[06:18:23] Pat, you can make fun of him, but to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand

[06:18:30] the Regent.

[06:18:32] The mechanics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, most

[06:18:40] of the cards will go over a typical chatter's head.

[06:18:43] Fuck it.

[06:18:44] Fuck it.

[06:18:45] Okay, let's do this.

[06:18:47] Let's do this.

[06:18:48] What have we got there, boys?

[06:18:49] Okay, we want to get the black hole going instantly Jack.

[06:18:53] The blow going instantly, get the binary going.

[06:19:02] Discard these cards.

[06:19:03] Wait, I don't need to do this, it's just because I've got, I want a greed outer.

[06:19:09] I don't need to do this.

[06:19:14] I think I saved these pots when I'm desperate.

[06:19:22] We saved them when I'm desperate.

[06:19:30] Okay, boy form, emmiter, alright, 8-2, so that's a lot of damage.

[06:19:42] Really? Dude that's the worst card!

[06:19:47] What the fuck? Wait, 8 times 2, 40 damage.

[06:19:51] We just take a hit. It is what it is.

[06:19:56] We take a hit.

[06:20:03] 8 times 2.

[06:20:10] in it. If I use that I can't use void form. I have to use void form. I've got a tank

[06:20:20] it boys, I've got a tank it for the boys. We've got a tank it, it isn't what it is.

[06:20:26] I'm probably using anything else do I? No, I don't use anything else. Oh shit. Ow!

[06:20:34] Ow. Okay, but now we've got Voidform. So now we're cooking.

[06:20:39] 28 damage, whatever, it's free.

[06:20:41] Do double Crizzan, and it's free by the way.

[06:20:46] Double Crizzan, and it's free.

[06:20:47] I need to use some of them escape things, I need to use some of them escape things.

[06:21:08] I gotta use one of the scapes man.

[06:21:10] Yo dog, dog, dog, dog.

[06:21:16] Wait, Dines there is a lot, right?

[06:21:19] Dines there is like three.

[06:21:21] I think resonance is a lot as well.

[06:21:30] Thank god.

[06:21:32] do we are cooking man why didn't I upgrade bro why didn't I upgrade I'm

[06:21:46] gonna do this headless I could total regret Jack total regret can we do

[06:21:52] glow first right? Oh wait no I didn't know she could have done that. Venerate cost 1.

[06:22:02] First I cost 2 of those. At 4 or 3.

[06:22:06] Jack Link?

[06:22:27] Dude!

[06:22:28] What was I thinking?

[06:22:29] Okay, here we go.

[06:22:30] Now, more now.

[06:22:31] We're cooking.

[06:22:32] One, one, one.

[06:22:35] One one see clothes one so we get

[06:22:45] I've ramped up so much of that shit now I'm fine

[06:22:49] Doesn't pick us one one so

[06:22:53] Wait, why is this two now? Oh, why is that two?

[06:22:59] Increase cost by one every time I use it interesting. Oh shit

[06:23:03] It's much easier than we thought.

[06:23:05] Not to do 18 damage.

[06:23:22] Nine.

[06:23:25] Nine.

[06:23:27] That's bad.

[06:23:28] You kind of have to use it or I'm getting cut their way.

[06:23:33] Okay, I'm not stupid chat. It's called

[06:23:37] Preparing everything like getting this is what you'll go get me here. We're gonna friend escape first. Oh, dude

[06:23:42] We're gonna do it for I can just indefinitely live this guy, bro

[06:23:46] This guy's a bitch

[06:23:49] What a bitch I'm five away from you now, bro. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it?

[06:23:56] Bang

[06:24:33] Turns to the free chat. I get four free turns

[06:24:42] Ah, I mean I got four free turns over bro. I'm sorry to say it's over bro. It's over for you, buddy. I

[06:24:49] Don't even have costs to my cars anymore. Little guppo

[06:24:53] What are you gonna do?

[06:24:56] Four free turns chat look at this look at this sick look at this

[06:25:04] Zero damage...

[06:25:05] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[06:25:11] Goddammit!

[06:25:12] Why the fucking upgrade!?

[06:25:14] I shouldn't have believed in myself man!

[06:25:17] Oh I shouldn't, I shouldn't have fucking...

[06:25:19] I shouldn't have rested, bro!

[06:25:21] I'm such an idiot for resting!

[06:25:22] Fuck all you guys who didn't believe in me, Chad.

[06:25:24] and told me to do-

[06:25:25] Dude...

[06:25:27] Arh bro, okay,

[06:25:28] deal 18 damage at the starting of turn...

[06:25:30] If this is in your exhaustile...

[06:25:32] play it.

[06:25:32] No, yeah, no, two or three cards

[06:25:38] Two or three cards choose the skill in your hand and play it three times

[06:25:44] The lighting damages this one here is kind of good transform any number of cards in your hand

[06:25:56] Now it's kind of good because you could do it to like debuff cards, right?

[06:26:01] You can do it to D.F. Cards. Think about it

[06:26:06] This is a blue card though, and it was me triple placard

[06:26:11] Yeah, now let's do this

[06:26:15] It's plus one of my credit this plus one of my crescent anyway, bro

[06:26:18] Also my present. Oh my god that queen bro. Look at this queen

[06:26:23] This queen bro

[06:26:25] I see guardians. I see guardians with no new pipi.

[06:26:33] Such beautiful robes you brought from far away lands. Have your minions.

[06:26:41] When you're closer and I will bless thee.

[06:26:44] And instead of each comment, full all potions to us with random potions.

[06:26:48] Dude, what? That would have gone so hard with the bell buckle. Could you get a span to repost

[06:26:59] in every fight? Glam, replay this card once per combat. 999 gold. Wait, replay my card

[06:27:13] What's per combat dude, whatever I replayed void form

[06:27:33] Three wards

[06:27:37] What's what do you mean what rewards

[06:27:39] This card, what do you want to take? Read to again. What do you mean?

[06:27:43] This card has replay once per combat.

[06:27:46] Play this card at it sometime.

[06:27:53] The ones you get.

[06:27:59] Are you guys retarded? I'm confused.

[06:28:09] Ohhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhh ohhhh ohhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[06:28:14] He chance all card rewards with Glam

[06:28:26] So it's not my current cards

[06:28:28] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[06:28:30] I'm retarded

[06:28:31] Okay I see I see I see I am retarded

[06:28:34] Okay okay okay okay okay

[06:28:40] Spamming three parts every run. Yeah, 999 gold how many fucking shots have I got shot?

[06:28:46] Wait, didn't I get something to do with shops before? I'm doing another run

[06:28:52] 15 HP when you use it as a shop, bro

[06:28:55] How many shops we got? How many shops we got? One shop?

[06:29:01] Bro! Oh, wait, wait, wait, no two shops. Wait, we can't commit to three shops?

[06:29:05] One

[06:29:06] Two, I get it three shops

[06:29:09] That's the path.

[06:29:22] We take the gold reward.

[06:29:24] Yeah.

[06:29:25] That's the path.

[06:29:28] That's the path.

[06:29:30] That's the path.

[06:29:32] We take the ring, bro.

[06:29:33] We take the ring.

[06:29:34] 999G.

[06:29:35] 999G plus the shops

[06:29:39] Glam what will it be? Glam would be OP but then I'll have to kind of take my deck with cards that I don't necessarily want bro, you know

[06:29:48] Because I am spamming my dick is a dick and it's bloat maxing my dick is bloat maxing

[06:29:52] My dick is bloat maxing. I'll be rich and dead no one I'll make it to the I'll make it to the shops

[06:29:56] The shops will heal me. I'll buy shooting the shops and the shops will make me OP

[06:29:59] They don't make old Kairos super potent and exciting.

[06:30:06] Eh, nah, I'm gonna do this.

[06:30:09] I'm gonna do this.

[06:30:10] I'm gonna follow my dreams.

[06:30:11] Let's go.

[06:30:12] Money.

[06:30:13] Money build.

[06:30:14] Money build.

[06:30:15] Oh, man, it sucks.

[06:30:31] 10 damage, 40 damage.

[06:30:38] I can kill it.

[06:30:41] Not too bad. Not too bad. Not too bad. Not too bad. Not too bad.

[06:30:53] Dying style super broken if I can use it. Oh no I can't use it! Dude what?

[06:31:05] You can save it? Nah he gives.

[06:31:11] I'm saving the punch chat, like when I actually need them, rather than you, like, you know,

[06:31:20] some Ram Docha like this.

[06:31:22] 16 damage, that's what I did anyway, bro.

[06:31:31] He dies when it's my turn.

[06:31:33] Yeah, you're great.

[06:31:36] We'll do a scram. Okay, good job, bro.

[06:31:38] Nice.

[06:31:41] So this is what I had to glam.

[06:31:42] Oh my god! No, that place with the glam would have gone so crazy, bro!

[06:31:49] That would have gone so crazy!

[06:31:52] Aaaaaaah!

[06:31:57] Dude, and fucking... Do I even want to tag my David this?

[06:32:00] Yeah, you can't go wrong with that.

[06:32:03] okay no bridge no bridge no bridge right random I look

[06:32:12] is it gonna be the one that heals you know that I already read this whenever

[06:32:19] you get a question my phone he'll find a thing how many do I even go through I

[06:32:23] I got for none! I got for none, dude!

[06:32:27] NOOOOOO!

[06:32:33] FUCK!

[06:32:37] Okay.

[06:32:39] See we get the blood?

[06:32:43] 6, 3, 9, 5.

[06:32:45] One strength.

[06:32:46] It's free, I get three.

[06:32:53] Just one, just one.

[06:32:58] It means I would have nothing, but I have nothing.

[06:33:03] It's a venerate angle into a clod of stars.

[06:33:09] Yeah, I knew I could do that.

[06:33:12] Okay, I knew I could do that.

[06:33:22] Okay, void forms.

[06:33:25] Okay, 14.

[06:33:27] Dude, I must admit, living void form on turn 2 is so good.

[06:33:30] He's doing 15 damage.

[06:33:36] Hey, I might want to do this, right? I can do this.

[06:33:38] this. Wait, why this reducing is, what is that about? So he was doing 10 damage, right?

[06:33:54] He was doing 10 damage, yeah? And then I did the thing on him and he went to 5 damage,

[06:34:00] but it was 25% damage. Is it like a rounding thing? Is it just a rounding thing? What's

[06:34:07] about. I don't understand. What are you guys even on about, Chad? What are you even on

[06:34:24] about?

[06:34:25] I

[06:34:34] Mean I understand it with ever some multi-attack mob minus strength it seems to be broken as fuck

[06:34:38] But I'm just like why is it minusing that much doesn't seems like it's bugged or something right?

[06:34:45] Oh

[06:34:48] That was terrible order because I'm retired. Yeah, you can still do it anyway

[06:34:52] He dies when it's my turn.

[06:34:58] The build's looking good boys and I'm about to get super OP.

[06:35:02] Alright, this is the runner.

[06:35:04] If I lose this right here, I'm officially retarded.

[06:35:07] Like legit if I fuck this run up yet, I'm a giga retard.

[06:35:10] Like a turbo retard man.

[06:35:11] Straight up.

[06:35:15] Hitting cash.

[06:35:16] I love that one.

[06:35:19] sustain bone. It's actually a double procs black hole. A double procs black hole so it's

[06:35:26] like double some of your... The frogknife! Oh shit the frogknife thinks he's good bro.

[06:35:30] He's trash. 13 damage. This is sick. So what we do is this. We go like this right? Bang.

[06:35:41] 12, 13, right bang, bang, hi Canada, hi Canada, and then we can just cook this guy, that's

[06:36:00] three

[06:36:06] I think it's indication more I think that's one that's one that's one the boat they're all one, right?

[06:36:20] Uh-oh

[06:36:22] He's gonna fuck me up man. I'm gonna get the most shit this this nature and bed like

[06:36:26] Oh, 15.49, I take one damage.

[06:36:33] Dude, next turn is gonna go crazy.

[06:36:38] Next turn is gonna go crazy.

[06:36:42] Chicken Sand Boys.

[06:36:44] Whoa!

[06:36:50] Well that one's go draw three cards play three times

[06:37:08] What's happening does burning fucking thing yeah

[06:37:15] So do we know even know what's happening at this point cuz I'm fucking confused

[06:37:20] I think I just want to do some much damage to the enemy.

[06:37:30] Had all that.

[06:37:31] It was good enough order bro.

[06:37:32] Did the job.

[06:37:33] My character is kind of did it.

[06:37:34] Yes, it's the one thing that's bad about build.

[06:37:36] My build...

[06:37:37] I literally am just fishing for this one single item.

[06:37:40] What are you doing?

[06:37:41] I need to get this upgraded in the fire now.

[06:37:44] 17 damage.

[06:37:45] Cringe.

[06:37:46] Can we stop him from doing that?

[06:37:50] doing some of this. Some of this. This. Some of this. Uh, wait, wait, wait. Little bit of this.

[06:38:02] I only got 23 armor now. Yeah, we're good. We're good in the arm front. Get him right,

[06:38:07] Why not? Because we can't.

[06:38:10] Ah, we're cooking, we're cooking.

[06:38:18] Gets over.

[06:38:25] Yeah, I'm Zed DBS, but that's all gonna change, Shab.

[06:38:30] It's all gonna change. Another hidden cache.

[06:38:33] Is it possible to have too many of these? It definitely is, right?

[06:38:37] But I'm not at that point yet. I'm not at that point yet.

[06:38:43] Okay, we have a thousand G.

[06:38:46] At the start of combat, upgrade two written cards in your draw pile for the rest of the combat. That's insane. Okay.

[06:38:53] First of all, delete a strike.

[06:38:55] I need more draw chat I need more draw a power whenever you spend gains rebroach for each

[06:39:11] thing spend another too much it's too much it's too much I tell someone damage add three

[06:39:19] I think upgrading two cards is good, right?

[06:39:34] The first time, each combat, your resources scale will add a copy of it to your hand.

[06:39:56] So it's a backup if I don't use my dying star properly, since we're done with you dying

[06:40:01] star jackpot plus void one with his little spammy-ass bitch at what are you

[06:40:14] going about I did I'm not doing your shit builds no one of the fuck build I

[06:40:18] I want to do bro. I don't want to fucking jackpot, bro.

[06:40:29] I get three cost cards and lots of value because of the fact that I get to do stuff for free.

[06:40:39] Let's do this.

[06:40:42] First time you exhaust a scale, add a couple of things in here.

[06:40:46] Poor planning's not bad.

[06:40:48] I think we're at a point Jack where I don't think I do it in cash this I think

[06:40:58] I want too many hidden cashes right we have so many hidden cashes there's so

[06:41:04] too many we have to like I have one three glows no child the stars is nice but

[06:41:19] to get me I have to get it off I have to get it off

[06:41:25] Ah, fuck it. Just do it, bro, fuck it.

[06:41:28] Fuck it, just do it.

[06:41:32] Alright, we got this, we got this.

[06:41:36] Void form... 6 damage, 15 damage.

[06:41:38] Okay, I'm about to take the deck right now.

[06:41:40] I'd love to do my void form, but I can't really do it.

[06:41:45] It's like I don't have 15 damage.

[06:41:53] I have 4 plating.

[06:41:54] Could you sign game to draw two cats I mean we just block

[06:42:06] And take it

[06:42:12] Yeah, we do it we do it we do it

[06:42:16] Okay, we got it we got it we got it we got it we got it we got it we got it we got it you get the boy from off

[06:42:19] Dude you see you get the boy from off DG

[06:42:21] GG.

[06:42:23] Oh, what the fuck's he done here, bro?

[06:42:28] Wow, Spectral Knight is alive.

[06:42:33] All your cards are through.

[06:42:35] See, he's trying to delete my cards a little bit.

[06:42:38] The funny thing is this.

[06:42:41] Wait, but who's alive?

[06:42:43] Wow, the Spectral Knight.

[06:42:47] Spectral Knight, that guy.

[06:42:49] 9-3 HP.

[06:42:51] Do I even give a fuck if my shit's hit the wall?

[06:42:53] I don't think I give a fuck.

[06:42:54] I can just use all my shit anyway, bro. I'm that good.

[06:42:57] I'm just that powerful, champ.

[06:43:01] I'm that much of a big, big unit.

[06:43:05] I literally don't give a fuck.

[06:43:06] I can just spam all my shit anyway, bro.

[06:43:08] What do you think? Can't stop me, huh?

[06:43:12] You cannot fucking stop me.

[06:43:14] So he's doing 15 damage though, which is kind of quick, right?

[06:43:18] Uh, wait a minute.

[06:43:19] Wait, so this is better here.

[06:43:27] 9 times 2.

[06:43:29] 6 times 2.

[06:43:32] I can't tell if I'm counting or not.

[06:43:43] Upgrades no more. What the fuck is he doing to me now bro? He's trying to do some bullshit to me.

[06:43:56] This is set to bargain card. Okay I can just repeat this card three times.

[06:44:02] Oh dude that's so sick!

[06:44:11] Zero times three bitches!

[06:44:14] What's up?

[06:44:15] Oh I've maybe just done this first now.

[06:44:29] get damaged.

[06:44:31] Wait, let me do this.

[06:44:38] Bang.

[06:44:39] I suggest getting back up.

[06:44:43] So I put three cards.

[06:44:45] Can you place low on chat?

[06:44:47] I'm playing meticulous because that's all I have to play.

[06:44:49] I get it's high IQ gaming.

[06:44:51] A lot of you guys kind of appreciate that because you're low IQ.

[06:44:53] It is what it is.

[06:44:55] When you elevate yourself to the next level, you understand what I'm meant to do, but I am playing on another level, that is true.

[06:45:02] This isn't some game where you go to spam, it's all, every single move I make is deliberate and calculated, Jeff.

[06:45:11] You could learn a thing or two if you take notes. You could learn a thing or two.

[06:45:16] Why did I kill him just there, Jeff? Who even knows how I just killed those guys? Boom!

[06:45:20] Boom, he's starting to come out with three, it's four, it's four.

[06:45:22] Ooh, wait that was a boss, hell yeah it was a boss, baby.

[06:45:26] Okay, block version is usable.

[06:45:28] I think the discard one is YOLO, it's fucked.

[06:45:33] Glow plus, let's draw.

[06:45:37] Seven damage to enemy seven times.

[06:45:43] Dude!

[06:45:45] That's kinda good.

[06:45:50] right this would be free with void form and I just press it each time QG that's

[06:45:58] that's that's what I need for damage right I need I need something for damage

[06:46:01] that's damage right there bro that's what that is apply one week deal with

[06:46:05] me this time each fight oh boys boys

[06:46:13] that's I know what I'm upgrading right oh wait could it be this it's free anyway

[06:46:20] who gives a fuck it's chrisen spear isn't it it's chrisen spear for sure that's

[06:46:28] what I need I need chrisen spear that's 50% more damage

[06:46:34] okay we go to the shop again boys okay this is huge if I lose this run chat I

[06:46:40] I am the biggest ass eater, knowing a man.

[06:46:45] Yo gay boots.

[06:46:48] Okay, wait, what do we got here?

[06:46:50] The start of each combat heal to HP now.

[06:46:52] First time you lose HP, draw three cards, okay?

[06:46:59] The end of your turn, with no cash in your hands,

[06:47:02] deal with one hand and shoot all enemies.

[06:47:04] 30 turn, deal 10 damage to all enemies, increase the damage by 5, and increase this damage

[06:47:31] by five okay so the idea is that I get fucking okay so I'm rolling bolder and

[06:47:41] then I'm with void form and I just I just prist at one for free

[06:47:46] I have to get it in my turn with nothing.

[06:48:17] That means if I get this off in a boss fight and like guarantees that I have a win condition, right?

[06:48:33] Yeah, we save gold we save gold first time you lose HP each combat draw three cards

[06:48:46] guys I have another shop coming I have another shop coming I've got one more

[06:48:53] shop coming I have 600G only I have 600G only I have another shop coming I

[06:49:02] think it's worth saving because I got a block of card there'll be a thing to buy

[06:49:06] this isn't that good this isn't that good to HP what's that for now I'm not

[06:49:11] take damage it doesn't have a fucking cost for business cost for throwing the trash

[06:49:22] if anything i buy gamma blast if anything i buy i buy gamma blast but no no no

[06:49:28] or i get more glows is good right more glows is good i i'm liking my glow build

[06:49:33] I'm winning chat. I'm winning. Just take notes. This is the run. This is the build. I'm popping off.

[06:49:47] What's this thing? What do we got here? 12 damage? No die please peasant.

[06:49:56] Totem's 13, GD. Wait, wait, wait. Almost the worst order in the universe.

[06:50:06] BOOM! 58 damage!

[06:50:09] 58 damage!

[06:50:17] Seven stars. Can't use it. Three times six.

[06:50:26] Aw man.

[06:50:30] Aw man. Okay, three times six.

[06:50:32] 14.

[06:50:34] 12.

[06:50:35] I didn't.

[06:50:49] I'm not potting.

[06:50:51] Why would I pot?

[06:50:54] I'm saving my pots.

[06:50:56] If I don't eat my pots, I'm not using my pots. It's that simple.

[06:51:05] I'm saving my pots just because I need them. I mean this is gonna randomly be hard or something

[06:51:30] I'm gonna get it. Retake.

[06:51:32] I'm gonna use 50% less damage until it lands.

[06:51:34] 32. Oh my, I should have heard some bulls that you made, dude.

[06:51:38] Yeah.

[06:51:40] Oh, this...

[06:51:50] 21.

[06:51:52] Can I kill him? I think I can kill him.

[06:51:56] 31 damage, 50 HP.

[06:52:00] Shit!

[06:52:02] He doesn't kill him, chap.

[06:52:07] Nooooo!

[06:52:11] What happened?

[06:52:13] I might use the pot there.

[06:52:17] I need to buy that.

[06:52:19] It's a potcock.

[06:52:20] Do I look like a potcock to you guys, bro?

[06:52:22] Damn, I don't even know what's that, bro.

[06:52:30] Okay, in two, click the stars, ten block, we take this.

[06:52:39] I will not be bloat maxed again.

[06:52:41] Okay, we're going straight to this next shot, boys.

[06:52:44] Okay, easy fight here, boys.

[06:52:49] Easy fight.

[06:52:52] Ten damage.

[06:52:56] I can't kill him, can I?

[06:53:06] No, I don't know.

[06:53:14] Okay, do I use it a lot?

[06:53:19] No.

[06:53:20] No.

[06:53:21] Six plus six.

[06:53:22] Four plus six.

[06:53:23] It's a ten.

[06:53:24] 10

[06:53:26] 16

[06:53:28] I'm exactly enough to not die

[06:53:37] I don't know how to lead the way, do I have to lead the way?

[06:53:38] Do I have to lead the way?

[06:53:50] Oh my god! Why did they do the damage?

[06:53:54] Okay wait.

[06:53:56] We get, we get, we get, we get.

[06:53:58] Okay 20.

[06:54:00] What do you do?

[06:54:02] There you do it.

[06:54:04] 14, 7, just 2.

[06:54:06] 14.

[06:54:08] I'm gonna reduce more damage than we can, right?

[06:54:16] We're doing, we're doing, we're doing.

[06:54:18] I will not fail. I refuse to leave. You cannot stop me.

[06:54:33] Alright, let's go John. Let's go John. Let's try to win this.

[06:54:40] Oh, he's about to fuck me up so hard. I'm going to get fucked.

[06:54:43] attack cards there we go finally okay we got something here okay we can kill any

[06:54:47] of these guys I want sometimes you're sitting in 2016

[06:54:53] 14 I can kill this guy as well

[06:55:04] I'm retarded okay wait

[06:55:13] I know I heal and shop so I'm hitting to the shop or don't worry about it, but this is really hard like if you guys

[06:55:25] Guys, I have to try so hard to like not fucking die. You understand that right?

[06:55:33] It like to not like if I don't do the correct inputs perfectly every time I

[06:55:38] Wipe to every pet because my build so complicated and high-int

[06:55:42] If I'm not doing the correct combinations, I mean you this is a high level shit

[06:55:46] This is going over a lot of you guys heads. Yeah, you probably place in a spam shit

[06:55:50] We just spam your cards out like I'm not doing that, bro. This is high level gaming high level gaming

[06:55:56] till three damage for each

[06:56:00] Yo

[06:56:03] That's too much television

[06:56:05] Okay, show up. Here we go boys, here we go. Come on, big, big. I have 720, big.

[06:56:13] Play a random card. What's this? What have we got here? We got the child. We got this

[06:56:19] shit. We got two of these things. This could be kind of insane ramp.

[06:56:23] Is that a combat with Tink? One of your wrist heal?

[06:56:28] Momentum!

[06:56:29] I have to really get on my mental build to have my chat.

[06:56:35] A random card, wait a random card without replay in your repo gains 2 replay.

[06:56:59] I

[06:57:19] Momentum moment 29. God deck sucks hidden jamming 29. God deck sucks

[06:57:29] Honestly, it's Anker and Trout of the Stars, but I still got gold.

[06:57:35] Are we really just doing damage today, dude?

[06:57:38] I mean, 30 damage is 30 damage.

[06:57:40] This one here is good.

[06:57:41] I can just use this as like even at low shit.

[06:57:44] I can just use it right.

[06:57:52] It's like a huge dump.

[06:57:54] It's a huge dump.

[06:57:55] I mean, the energy will eventually ramp.

[06:57:57] Nah.

[06:57:59] Nah, my momentum sucks.

[06:58:01] Wait, am I getting my shit back?

[06:58:03] Is there something I've got to get it back?

[06:58:05] I do have a lot of draw speed with all my glows, right?

[06:58:17] Seven damage seven times.

[06:58:21] I feel like I'm gonna do one. I should just do it in gym.

[06:58:27] I think the hidden gem is made, but then it's like delusional with my deck or devastate devastate

[06:58:33] So it's like bang present attacked as one more

[06:58:38] Dude the bomb

[06:58:39] The bomb at the end of three turns deal for the image. Oh

[06:58:43] I'm not doing the bomb dude. I'm in the ball

[06:58:48] Okay, I mean it bro

[06:58:50] Fucking the bomb devastate guys devastate

[06:58:55] It's an extra crescent stack

[06:58:57] And I can use it with the void form

[06:59:05] What I'm the stardust with what I'm the startups. Hey, what what the hell is that dude?

[06:59:09] Wait, what happens with the void form and stardust?

[06:59:14] What are you void form of stardust is just infinite you just infinite zero there okay, that's shit

[06:59:27] good bro wasted some time I'm wasting some time I get this I play that shit

[06:59:38] bang next time that cat comes up GG fuck it fuck it let's try that it's fucking

[06:59:45] can't take a piss wait bros we're about to fight the boss and your boat is

[06:59:50] ready we have full HP I'm smithing

[06:59:58] Three times replay replay three times

[07:00:03] That's ultra GG if I ever get to that point again, this is 50% more damage

[07:00:10] 50% more damage on prison spear. We have crazy spare bill. We just crazy spirit dude

[07:00:15] Thing is if it's already gonna be broken with two replace. I don't need three replace

[07:00:20] Why would I need to replace? I don't need it. I

[07:00:22] I

[07:00:25] Don't need three place if whatever it whatever I'm replaying is gonna do either insane damage or it's gonna give insane

[07:00:31] Thank you boys. We are up to the final fucking boss

[07:00:34] Get your phone chance fucking ready. I've been trying to shit out of this. I will not fail

[07:00:39] I need to take a piss before we start this so I can lock in I want to be distracted

[07:01:52] No mistakes. Okay. I'm visualizing Kate. We're gonna start the boss. We spot up with my

[07:02:07] permanent pots. Bang. We optimized. Greeding early in the boss fight. As long as it doesn't

[07:02:15] kill me. Like get Void for an up ASAP if I have to sacrifice damage. Okay. Bang. We

[07:02:20] get my we just duplicate dude oh my god duplicator on voidform oh my god oh my

[07:02:30] god damn it I didn't land it dude damn it what a bad opener maybe and draw okay

[07:02:39] status we trunk we drink this

[07:02:42] I could dupe this and hopefully get it, but can I see what's coming next?

[07:02:51] Alright, no it's not a terrible opener, this isn't actually a terrible opener.

[07:03:01] That's not a bad opener actually, that's not a bad opener.

[07:03:05] It's not about 10 star on the opener, that's nice.

[07:03:14] Oh I forget how this works.

[07:03:15] Okay what is he doing to me?

[07:03:16] He does a debuff.

[07:03:17] Whenever you play an attack or skill it is exhausting.

[07:03:25] Okay so I can exhaust some stuff now if I want to.

[07:03:35] Hey, this isn't bad.

[07:03:38] Because I can't even use the passing over the con, right?

[07:03:43] So...

[07:03:44] I have 14 defense anyway.

[07:03:48] So we'll just try to get this to us.

[07:03:52] Try to get this to us.

[07:03:56] Alright, do I want to exhaust my resilience?

[07:04:04] I don't think I care about those resonance let me see yeah

[07:04:10] hit and cash I can do my non-upgraded in cases what the thing is upgraded

[07:04:15] in case those are great in case those are insane that's my glow plus that's

[07:04:19] insane there's no reason the plus that's insane

[07:04:25] okay

[07:04:28] nice. 30 damage, can't do anything, you can too.

[07:04:37] Dude, I'm gonna kill this guy, and I'm gonna kill him, and I'm not even gonna take damage

[07:04:43] to that fucking match, I'm gonna fuck this guy's pussy.

[07:04:45] Okay, die star, I need to use that, hinge him, I need to use that.

[07:04:49] This is the great cards, we wanna get it, okay, if I have to take damage here, I take

[07:04:53] damage right a random cat with that replay in the dropout of this case truly play do it do it

[07:05:07] Don't do it!

[07:05:15] Do it!

[07:05:20] We'll gank it.

[07:05:22] We'll gank it.

[07:05:23] We'll gank it.

[07:05:26] We'll gank it.

[07:05:27] How do you see what it is?

[07:05:28] We'll gank it.

[07:05:29] I didn't see what ganked it.

[07:05:31] I mean, it's still good.

[07:05:33] It's still good.

[07:05:34] It's still good.

[07:05:35] It's not bad.

[07:05:36] was 18 other discuss hooks I mean I was fucking like do I want to my condoms

[07:05:51] gonna do some bullsroom in a second you see it

[07:05:55] Uh, I think I need one of those, I'm gonna do this.

[07:06:04] Hey, what's he doing now?

[07:06:05] Whatever you play, card, lose energy.

[07:06:12] Okay, he's gonna do it nine times two.

[07:06:16] What, gaping hole? What do you mean, gap?

[07:06:20] Oh my god, he's gaping that shit out of that thing!

[07:06:24] Oh my god!

[07:06:25] Okay, nine times two.

[07:06:32] It's nothing.

[07:06:36] That's nothing.

[07:06:41] What?

[07:06:43] Fuck off!

[07:06:46] Fuck off, man!

[07:06:49] Alright, so they better do whatever they did.

[07:06:51] Here we go.

[07:06:55] You're a bitch.

[07:06:57] Dude, I'm gonna kill this guy on Flash Pay at this rate.

[07:06:59] I'm gonna kill this guy on Flash Pay at this rate.

[07:07:01] I'm actually too good at the video game now.

[07:07:03] I'm just gonna do what it is.

[07:07:05] Like you play, attack, or skill it as Exhaust.

[07:07:07] I don't give a fuck.

[07:07:09] Okay, can Exhaust defend?

[07:07:11] 100%.

[07:07:13] This gets exhausted anyway.

[07:07:15] Are you gonna do 32 damage?

[07:07:18] Okay, we this is what we take the dick this is what we take the dick. Okay, I'm gonna tactically

[07:07:28] I'm technically exhausting to defend

[07:07:31] I'm gonna lose the black hole up time. It doesn't matter though because I'm wondering kill that's that's tiny damage with

[07:07:36] It's a baby damage

[07:07:38] bang

[07:07:40] Now what we're gonna do is this we're gonna duplicate up drink

[07:07:44] Potion, drink, void form, drink, oh double void form, double void form, oh he's dead,

[07:08:01] he's legit dead, he's legit dead, yeah I can just repeat everything like 15 times, I suppose

[07:08:13] draw five cats first it's my guy retarded wasn't he supposed to draw five

[07:08:16] cats what why am i what am i gonna do what wasn't it what

[07:08:25] what wasn't it draw five cars then use what the fuck whatever dude who gives

[07:08:33] I think the damage didn't fuck you

[07:08:41] Your bitch

[07:08:43] Okay, this is gonna exhaust the card. Okay, so even 24 damage yet. Yeah, which is kind of bad hidden gym

[07:08:50] It's gonna cook in gym

[07:08:53] Well, I don't mind he cooks this a section zero is considered the intended way to experience

[07:09:03] I'm gonna lose my shit 24 damage guys. This is mad. I've got nothing I

[07:09:12] Think we got to do this

[07:09:19] I'm gonna take the deck here boys that is what it is

[07:09:28] They're doing this is gonna make do the most

[07:09:30] I should have done that last one, I'm tired.

[07:09:38] You haven't kicked it, I'm tired.

[07:09:39] It is what it is.

[07:09:45] I'm ramming to behind.

[07:09:46] We got a boy for him.

[07:09:47] Okay, what's he gonna do?

[07:09:48] 35 damage out.

[07:09:49] This is two free casts.

[07:09:50] Okay, we got free casts.

[07:09:51] We're dying star for sure.

[07:09:52] Exhaust it?

[07:09:53] No!

[07:09:56] I haven't got to fend for my shit still.

[07:10:00] I don't even mind that 24 damage.

[07:10:25] I ain't just spin, bro. You need to spin. It's free. You can't spin it.

[07:10:35] Don't lose my glow plus, my hit and catch plus. Ah, who cares? What are you hitting,

[07:10:45] catch plus? We're gonna have so much damage anyway, bro.

[07:10:46] I, I, I, I, dude, I gotta spin. I gotta spin it. Did not take damage. It is what it is.

[07:10:53] I'm gonna have to lose it is what it is

[07:10:56] My desk getting tight bravades things very tight

[07:11:02] What is this you cannot draw additional cars during your turn, okay, dude

[07:11:07] Trash

[07:11:11] No, that's my thing that I do I draw cards wait

[07:11:19] Fuck

[07:11:23] Fuck shit, I've got to get this.

[07:11:26] Fuck shit, I've got to get this.

[07:11:28] Wait, I can't draw cards.

[07:11:30] There's some bullshit.

[07:11:31] So you're doing no damage.

[07:11:37] Next turn, I'm going to pop off, dude.

[07:11:42] Next turn, I'm going to pop off so hard.

[07:11:44] It's GG, bro.

[07:11:45] This guy's done.

[07:11:46] Next turn, it's over.

[07:11:47] Oh, he's doing the gaping thing.

[07:11:49] So there's no point in having a bunch of cards.

[07:11:52] Oh, it's free though, so who cares?

[07:11:58] Oh, might have fucked some shit up, right?

[07:12:00] Wait, am I gonna debuff him first? It's QG.

[07:12:06] We do it, right?

[07:12:09] We do it.

[07:12:11] I have 27.

[07:12:13] Wait, is he dead?

[07:12:22] Boohoo!

[07:12:25] Who-hoo!

[07:12:28] Fuck you bitch!

[07:12:32] Stay down!

[07:12:42] I've arrived!

[07:12:44] You there, Comrade. That's the top.

[07:12:48] I need quiet.

[07:12:51] I'll teach you some manners

[07:12:55] Boom

[07:12:57] How the fuck

[07:13:00] WTF bro, your deck is unethical. That was sick. That was sick, right?

[07:13:07] Well, that was good build it was good build yet

[07:13:10] I mean, I'll be honest that one required me to lock it. It was like the most engaging

[07:13:14] I had to engage so hard on that day was so confusing

[07:13:17] Because you had to go up a thing and down a thing hit up this resource that resource and you're sitting there and you're like

[07:13:24] Fuck the combinatorics 31 card deck all very

[07:13:28] intelligently designed in a way that I have to like I have to play but the thing is if I just randomly spend cards in this

[07:13:34] Digit I do zero damage and I die

[07:13:38] Like order was so important there bro. Oh you have to say locked in as hell

[07:13:42] But let me tell you this top again where you're looking in it's worth that bro. It's worth that like actually looking in dude

[07:13:49] That brain did like vampire quality spamming shit. I'm like

[07:13:53] Did you see that dick?

[07:13:59] 24 seeds and that but mother growth and stability and flora the architect spins decades researching and refining them

[07:14:06] And so at last the penultimate creation the agencies are complete

[07:14:12] The seeds which turned out to be failures. The, quote-unquote, mistakes were placed in a heavy coffin and hurled into the ocean steps.

[07:14:21] You can now climb this path with customizable runs and seeds.

[07:14:25] Huh?

[07:14:27] That's not blame, man. Fuck that.

[07:14:29] the trees are not all the same each individual tree is shaped by its

[07:14:36] running some are stout and bushy bars are gnarled and knotted while fully mature

[07:14:41] the manifestation of its immense parents born within an ancient

[07:14:46] ooo very bright god she had killed 20 years pretty potent

[07:14:52] Energy is now conserved between joints.

[07:14:58] Yo, that's interesting.

[07:15:02] What? So am I in the round with additional energy that I get to keep it the next turn? Holy...

[07:15:10] Every time you play 3 of Tekken, it doesn't deal 6 damage to a randomity.

[07:15:14] Alright. That's good in the early game.

[07:15:17] What else have we got here?

[07:15:22] Uh, trip to three friends. His majesty attempted to make friends. Literally.

[07:15:28] They're quite sturdy.

[07:15:30] HAHAHAHA!

[07:15:33] They're quite sturdy and decent at following instructions.

[07:15:36] They're terrible at chasing and drawing up pop music.

[07:15:39] The minions were strictly devoted to from friend to minion.

[07:15:44] She's running a canyon and transforming into a minion.

[07:15:46] I didn't use any minion abilities.

[07:15:49] What if you create a card, gang wash hands?

[07:15:52] You'll find them in just a little bit.

[07:15:57] We need a hero.

[07:16:00] Deadly monsters have begun to trickle out of the spire and at increasing pace ever since the doors have reopened.

[07:16:06] Brave warriors, explorers and mercenaries have been sent in but few make progress. Even fewer make it back alive.

[07:16:12] The Regent learns of this dismay and takes it upon himself to become the hero that Priyawn needs.

[07:16:18] I enter.

[07:16:20] Oh shit, bro.

[07:16:25] At the start of his combat force team.

[07:16:29] Bro, that's OP. What?

[07:16:32] The Southern Blade build, if you get the right watch cuts, it seems like you're just going to start off the fight with a thing that just one shots a guy.

[07:16:40] And then, like, I mean, that's basically what it seems like what happens.

[07:16:43] happens. It ramps but like dude you can get like so many things that like start

[07:16:52] off with ten forwards with the ten forwards with the ten forwards you're

[07:16:54] just gonna be like log in bang every ten spent in ten block.

[07:17:01] Luna Pastry, that is potent.

[07:17:08] What?

[07:17:12] That is potent.

[07:17:15] The Regents defeat me.

[07:17:19] The Regent of Starris does not know defeat.

[07:17:22] The strange man at the top of the tower must be defeated by me and only me.

[07:17:27] I tell you honestly, I kind of like the Regents.

[07:17:30] Spots are pretty on point

[07:17:32] I like them. I like them. I don't like I tell us I'm not I think my favorite characters have I was the woman

[07:17:39] But the region's pretty like his character is funny

[07:17:42] The region devises a really brilliant plan to become stronger to immortalize this it's etched into a nearby stone try out

[07:17:48] Wow

[07:17:58] Emergency now this is it's we're signing around there you go. Is that it again?

[07:18:04] Next guy good

[07:18:07] Next guy

[07:18:09] What does that even mean I do next turn summon one?

[07:18:13] Alas! Tomorrow my brothers, we shall continue this game.

[07:18:21] Dude, Slay the Spire boys! I'm loving it. I'm being honest, I love the first Slay the Spire.

[07:18:27] The second Slay the Spire? I want to say it's better. I want to say it's better.

[07:18:34] Straight up. I think it's better. I think it's just like they made Slay the Spire one, but then better.

[07:18:39] Like it's just that is like got the thing that worked in the first one and then just like fucking made it better

[07:18:46] And then it just was just really good. Just a really good game. I only saw a fun plan this game boys

[07:18:53] Destroying the end game

[07:18:57] Tomorrow guys tomorrow we fucking destroy the game with the necromancer and then wait

[07:19:04] It's the next it's the one after that out yet because this early access. I don't know that's out yet

[07:19:09] Is it out yet?

[07:19:12] Okay, I'm gonna just beat the game on both those and then I will do a vote and if chat

[07:19:18] wants me to do an ascension run, I will do an ascension run.

[07:19:22] If chat wants me to.

[07:19:23] So get in my way, slays by one, by the time I completed the bosses, chat was like, please

[07:19:30] don't do any ascension runs.

[07:19:32] They begged me to not do ascension runs.

[07:19:34] Now you guys are like, whereas you guys are doing the opposite, right?

[07:19:38] And just play those spires, and then you can't just make it to the next level.

[07:19:42] And then the players can do nothing, and you can't just do nothing.

[07:19:44] Look at these guys, like they're just stopping the snake, they're doing this real bad shit and shit.

[07:19:48] Guys!

[07:19:53] You think you want Ascension Runs, but trust me, going blind, Roar Dog into new classes, Roar Dog is more fun.

[07:20:02] You think you want Ascension Runs, but you actually don't.

[07:20:04] You think you do but you do not a boys turbo for chilling out today

[07:20:09] I'll be on fucking tomorrow. Should I inspire again?

[07:20:12] Pop it off gone rank one multiple spies cleared non-zero chance as inch in seven tomorrow

[07:20:23] Don't attend out of tennis engines

[07:20:25] I'm confident I'm gonna kill the boss today.

[07:20:28] I'm confident I'm gonna kill the boss today.

[07:20:33] Hey, regardless, troubles.

[07:20:38] Peace in the Middle East and have a good day or night.

[07:20:43] To many wheely.

[07:20:45] Trouble!

[07:20:55] I do like literally zero damage.

[07:21:02] All my buildings seem to suck a massive cup and I'm completely useless aren't I?

[07:21:21] This is a really useful sign.

[07:21:25] This bill sucks!

[07:21:29] Are you fucking stupid?

[07:21:37] Are you dumb?

[07:21:41] Are you so mad?

[07:21:51] My voice, that is gonna be it for me today.