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05-05-2026 · 8h 18m
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E'rea Utter Dios de confianza.
So with that, I'm trying to lock in
oh my god, chat.
I
Fuck this oh
Yeah, I could not sleep I could not sleep no sleep no sleep
No sleep
No sleep
I was like yo, what's going on boys? What's going on? Did I just stop already? I forgot
Yeah chat I'm not gonna lie
Man I got so absorbed I
I
Guess subsulbed into like the secret project that I can't talk about
Last night like that. I spent the whole day
Well after I after I'd helped that of course I'd help
Of course
I've got six hours sleep because I was just I couldn't stop thinking of shit for the secret
project that's you know the secret project chat you know the secret
probably working on for like uh it's five years now I think it's been five
years you know I've been talking about this thing I've been like it's coming out
soon boys it's coming out soon it's coming like soon
we didn't know so I get like three four nine you got like six hours bro what's
Six thousands not much of me bro with the book
I just kept having ideas bro
They couldn't stop thinking about it man, but yeah, oh dude. This is that trailer. This is that thing that's looking so sick, right?
This is the one that's looking so sick
Yes, I am excited to try Subnautica too.
Ideas guy.
I mean, yeah, yeah.
I already watched this, bro.
I already watched this on stream.
Man, since there's a jet, GBG impasses delusions, yo, that looks crazy.
Uh, no, I wouldn't say I'm the ideas guy, I am the, um, progenitor, for sure, like,
and I am like, I'm trying to fuck out of it, but it's definitely been a collaborative
project um that a bunch of people have we've gone back and forth and we've put loads of ideas in
um oh dude shout out dude
i mean i'm talking dr frog had loads of good ideas
Instability a good ideas gc a good ideas
Lot of good ideas lot like this is like some shit. I'm extremely fine. We're doing like five
years
Of chewing on it, you know I'm saying sink in our teeth and do it
NGPRO is not had any good ideas, bro. NGPRO is not any good ideas
It's music up dude soon to him. I need to I need to figure out how to get some easier in on it
Get him locked in
I'm sure it's gonna have some grotesque. Oh, but yeah, anyway, I couldn't sleep because I mean so I
It's my ideas were popping up so I last night that I just could not sleep dude
Could not sleep
Anyway, as we go spotted at the Megala guys whoa
I
Some person in front of us I would kill myself right in front of them
So what is that that's what you call
Okay. That's what you call someone who is very shallow. Okay. Someone who's very shallow.
It's a shallow take. It's a shallow take. Yep. No. If someone, if you really love the
person and that doesn't matter where they are, it's, it's, it's, you know, it's the
Tamp behind it raise bait for sure. It was this
Yeah
Even the way rise the menu many ways. Yeah, okay. I must admit though
Wonder I wonder why just towards that does make sense. Yeah, you know, you just have a certain point choosing the towards this
Probably a little bit by killing yourself right in front of them a little bit ridiculous, right?
The ends ee-ew
So then that the buddy footage. I don't want to go
Dude, I keep getting father-to-father-exile announcement trailers as well and sent to me.
Did I even check my YouTube yet chat? Let's see what YouTube's got for me guys.
When teens massively add number the cops.
Okay.
Living and learning China, why are there friends? Yo, fuck it. Let's end it, bro. Let's not fuck around.
We got a cop slop.
Or we got the strailer as well. I'll do it. Let's watch the strailer. This movie is looking so sick, by the way.
I'm not from the first try that it's looking so sick
Let's let's see. I'm excited for this new trailer
Bad all the big dick actors it was all all shit swords and shit. Oh, here we go. Okay. Come on. Please. Please second
Reliance that please
I love you king say you love me oh fuck a great time but you're banned for that
you literally banned for that you actually just banned for that you're
banned for that well fucking hell bro fucking get banned pussy get banned fuck
off what the fuck they were supposed to start of the whole trailer bro you why
would you resep why would he read I tried to pause as well but it's fucking
lagging it's fucking lagging why the fuck is it lagging I'm reading I'm reading
I'm reading
I don't got back go back your research is bad yo geez little pass with a
Freak-ass bitch
Yeah, we're gonna watch it again now. Okay, I got my but I just hope it's a test late
My wife
The son
We're running for
Help me go home.
This is a household waiting for Master.
I want you to choose me.
If this king is coming back.
No, he's not.
What would he do if he came back here and found all these suitors in his house?
You're pining me for a day you didn't even know.
Like some snuffling bastard.
Who's looking after your wife and son?
Do you see?
My dad is coming home.
Bringing in the final currents.
Bringing it all.
I need everyone at his port at dead.
I can still save them.
Your mind needs to control his fate.
He cannot control us.
That world is gone.
No one could stand between me and home.
I need them because...
Keep on fighting!
There's a sign!
I think it's asleep.
It's like two stories.
It's like this house and there's this little rat motherfucker trying to get at his wife and shit.
Okay.
And all that shit's falling apart because he's on an adventure and he's just trying to get back, bro.
And there's like a second bar.
This guy's like a mythological fucking beast laying God.
Legend.
Legend that was all real and true. He's just trying to get back to save his family. Do that looks fucking sick, bro
That looks fucking guys
Call me okay, so I don't know if you guys know
When you're a young person specifically in the early teenage years
Certain ideas and concepts can like imprint on you and they can become badass and one of the things that I was playing
I was playing edge of mythology at that time, bro. So just like any mythology shit. I
Just love it. I just love anything. Don't I don't know. Let's just like all that guys just that Greek
the Greek vibes
but
Cyclops is and the fucking Kraken's and dude all that shit man. Let's go
It's it's badass. Okay. I just like that era and I like that. That's just the best. That's the best vibe for movies
There's no film was better. I don't know what the original film is. I'm gonna be honest. No idea. No idea what the original film is
No clue no clue
No idea
1917 great gods okay all right Hades decided Zeus okay my god so guys I
got this I got this I got this I got this I got this nim nim for Dotties
nim for it nim nim
Aphrodite's
Oh wait wait wait wait
That's just you Aphrodite's right. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Wait what?
Him him or oh, whoever the fuck is cool, bro
Yeah, Kratos crucially don't look at that. Don't look at that. Don't look at that. Don't look at that
narcissists
Dude dude dude, who's he's to check who's he's to check who the fuck she the fuck say he's to check
They're gonna hate these two. Whoa
Dude I can't I'm chat. I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be honest guys. I
Don't even remember it like there's a guy at my gym
That says hello to me every day and he says hello by name and I he our kids go to school together
okay, our kids go to school together and
He constantly talks to me and
He's been at like five birthday parties
And he's been at my brother-in-law's five birthday parties and Abby's reminded me what his name is probably about seven times
I still can't remember his name
Okay, how the fuck am I gonna remember name that I ain't gonna remember fucking names shit. I'm the worst with names
I don't know why dude his name is fucking weird, bro. His name is weird. It's like some it's not it's not weird enough
It's common. It's a feminine the man name
Louis. His name is Louis. His name is Louis. It's come to me now. It's come to me now.
Lewis what a feminine name
What a feminine what I don't Lewis dude, what a feminine name oh
My name's Lewis. It's coming to me
Lewis
There's a guy named Quinn my name's Quentin Ashley bitch ass
I
Just a new always this one we go for the border and the horizon instantly doesn't allow
Right to the pig the pig knocks me to lava. Yep, bang pig knocks in lava
Boom, but he just dealt. He just falls off actually
My toggle spring was done, but it was that anyway
It was that anyway, we had no
random locks
to build up
And the national is dead by default
late entry
I've already hidden it. I've already hidden it. I've already hidden the post. Yeah, I've already hidden the post.
I've already seen it. I've already watched this.
Yep. Guys, I've already watched the trailer. That trailer was fucking sick.
Okay, do you know that guy, Ben? You could probably like... I mean, he's retarded, right?
He is retarded. Wait, let me think again.
Chronos!
Chronos!
Right? Chronos.
the guy flies close to the sun the archer woman the guy the guy the guy the
messenger dude the Hermes Hermes dude so so many I got a lot there's a lot yeah
there's a lot dude like this I can't think of them all yeah I don't know the
names I don't know the names
Why isn't it friends?
What is life living alone in China?
I'm Zaza, living alone in China. No friends, no partner, no social life to speak of.
But that's personal.
But people like me, there are about 123 million of us in China today.
We are known as, or doubt the solo youth.
As a result, more and more so, all the dining restaurants have been popping up.
This is a single serving hot pot restaurant.
It's a completely self-service process from start to finish
So you avoid any interaction with staff and won't be disturbed by anyone
Yeah, my YouTube hours, I'm gonna get me depression you guys are what?
I don't know.
Dude, that does look sick.
See, man, that looks like some good shit.
In China, it feels like your phone is the ultimate tool.
You can pay anywhere.
Book any service online.
And there's even an app for every move.
And that abstracts you.
Never need it.
But it's still convenient as hell.
So what's the thing, people are yapping and talking as the shit goes by.
I don't like this uncovered, cause the new people gonna have to, there's gonna be a
lunch of spit particles getting on the food.
Punch of spit particles getting on the food.
to this, why are more and more people choosing to be alone? Perhaps my own
experience is one answer.
Look at this, it will be up on whatever the food.
Growing up in China, you're in the competitive education system from primary
school. Each semester, exams decide your ranking class and school, and that
rank is posted for everyone to see.
Over time, the seed is planted in our minds, the seed of competition, of
constant comparison. What the fuck is that drink, bro?
Bro, they just go high with plastic and China, but it's one of those things.
What happens is, top students form their own circles, and those with lower grades do the same.
The two sides often view each other with contempt.
He's micro-maxing.
Coupled with scarce educational resources, this phenomenon reaches a fever pitch in high school.
Everyone is scrambling to outdo everybody else, all just to get into college.
So, growing up, we don't end up with many friends.
Close ones are even better.
Bro, just say you've got autism, bro. Just say you've got autism.
What's he talking about like what is that even like there's no way that way there's no way
Yeah, everyone's gonna. I mean like shit man like guys
The tourism gamers tend to have hardly any friends, you know, we go for like less friends
High quality like that's that watches and Max's do it
That's what watches and Max's do it. They they do less friends high quality
I mean, I'm rocking intensive friends like like
You know they aren't directly related to me somehow like like either they're someone in law or like a family member
I'm like fucking single digits. I'm single digits
I'm single digits, bro. The dude
I really want I mean, okay
Like, it's not, well, there's nothing wrong with that, but that's, like, that's just,
that's how, what does the game is doing?
If you're like some dude who's super, I don't know, making another story about, like, these
clicks in high school and they go in groups, and if you know the part of one of those groups,
you've just got no friends.
I mean, that's kind of crazy, bro.
You could just, like, talk to some people, and I mean, I don't know, I don't live in
Maybe it's different in China though, maybe it's different in China, maybe it's different in China.
It's different in China. I doubt it though, right? I think he just basically didn't make enough of an effort to get a friend group and then didn't have a friend group.
And then so he just didn't have many friends, so he probably got like one friend.
To me it sounds like he's like, it's just China, bro.
I
Got lucky in high school found two best friends
See my 20 year friendship is still going strong. That's normal
He's describing as a guy with autism. He doesn't have many friends. He's not extroverted
So he's just got single digit friends. That's that's normal. I feel like that's normal, bro
Back then we used to hang out in play pool. So he does have friends
He does memory I have I have a limit of friends in trauma like
Put together just like this.
See it, see it, see it.
Not bad, not bad. What happened there?
Here, get a bowl one. Is that good?
But now it's just solo games for me.
Since we've all headed off to different cities after college to make our way.
That's why you get online friends
Like you to shit my friends
How are you in friend?
The doctor church has one entity by the way yours is one entity so to me you to me you're one friend
You count as one. I got a Twitch chat, you're one friend.
You're like a fractional friend. Each person in chat is like a fraction of being a friend, so you're like a point zero one of a friend.
Every time I come here now, it feels like a wave on the Stalger for the days when my best friends were by my side.
Why doesn't he make a new friend?
You consider him making a new friend?
So like, what do you do?
I mean, personally, I haven't got time for it, right?
Like whenever I have downtime, it's like, the time that I have free is like, oh my
god, thank god, I'm just fucking down time, which is basically never.
I'm constantly being dominated by my wife, my family members, my kids.
I've always got obligations. I've never had time to do something, but if I didn't have all that bullshit going on
dude
So it like get a hobby right literally so like for example if you just start going to a rock climbing place
You just start climbing and then you start talking to random people there
You know when you come in bro like you know you see them a few times and then you know you get to talk and eventually
What's your phone number, bro?
Do you want it like I'll be late for you bang, you know you're free now
That's that's the that's the tech. I'll be late for you homie
It happens well, I went to rock climbing because I was trying to like I didn't I was the person that was like she
This one girl needed to be later and I was trying to hit
Why but then I'm actually started talking about some people at the rock line place who I became friendly with now
If I wanted to become more friends with the guys in the real crime place, I could have, but I was just trying to hit. So
We once made a promise to make a year
But love had other plans
Not a fake story.
One of us joined the military and hardly gets any leave
While the other immigrated to Canada since then we never managed to reunite
I came to understand that to grow is to say goodbye.
I think the guy making these videos has ass bogus.
He's socially unaware as fuck constantly but has the lowest camera angles and shit and
he keeps waiting every now and then.
I think he's just a bit weird, and that's why everyone's a bit weirded out by him, so he makes it really hard to get friends.
He needs to join a place.
He needs to basically become, you know, go to one of those high Asperger places, like for example, like a Warhammer shop, or a Dungeons & Dragons place.
Right? And he'll make Asperger friends, and he'll be fine.
Legit. Like, it's as simple as getting a hobby.
That's all he's gotta do.
I'll be eleven my chat's died my earrings. Uh-oh. Is my stream down? Hello twitch chat
Twitch chat
Oh
Another nukes hit the nukes hit
The nukes have hit. Oh
Oh
It's the stream anything if he gets it back
Was it an F in the chat wait, what kind of F was it was it it was that a twitch F or my F
It didn't effing me even for one second yeah apparently I got no drop frames at all
Might have went out it was an AF so somebody will did if
I'm under all did it for chat, but yeah
Anyway, he needs to basically this guy's got some sort of social autism thing
He doesn't understand body language. He doesn't understand. He's weird people out
Makes it he's finding a ride going friends. He needs to get a hobby, bro
That's that's literally as simple as getting a hobby into doing a hobby with that people like yourself
Then I'm telling you
This is this hobby, I mean, maybe you'll make a friend maybe you'll make a youtuber friend
Okay, I also make YouTube videos and then they go around talking about YouTube stuff together
It's often said that Chinese people are incredibly hard-working.
Speaking as one, I say that reputation is well earned.
It seems like everyone around me is working all the time.
I have two friends. I got two friends. They're both mods in my chair.
But again, I have two friends. I'm doing my real-life physical friends.
Of course I have online friends.
Like, do you know what, for the longest time, I considered it online friends to be literally
equal to offline friends.
I had them on the same tier, like online friend, that's the same tier as online friend.
And actually, you could be like best friends with someone online, but then what I realized
is a physical friends, like even if something's going bad, there's like a physical connection
where they can't like, they can't escape, right?
physical ties so like if there's some turbulence or whatever they can't get
away boom you know there's like you know whether or not like like for example
say Zach and I had a fight or like we weren't getting along like his family
still here he still has like assets here is it Zach's still gonna come back here
right so there's like that there's a physical link to the person whereas an
online person
There's no physical link so they can just basically
disappear like this
Okay, which is why they're not the same tier is real life friends. That's because it's not that physical link
Well, I'm saying as what I'm saying is as I'm saying there's like stuff physical physical link
There's a physical link
you know and that's why that's why online friends actually not to tell
there's like they you know I did a bit four days from my online quote-unquote
friends yep there it is feels like a luxury and incredible luxury those guys
who like him and I've been saying that many years ago our generation came to
realize by letting go of comparisons marriage kids and exhausting social
us. Life suddenly feels incredibly light.
Can you just change the flip right on his camera for this?
This is why China's birth lead is the second lowest in the world, only behind South Korea.
Humans are good for coming up with justifications for why things are happening to themselves,
But they're not good at like actually figuring out why it's happening. They're gonna make me justifications for why things happening
We just convince ourselves and say like whatever
It's a nice rational logical sense. Yeah, that's why this happened
A lot of you have asked how I learned to cook so well
The simple answer is I live alone
If I didn't learn I'd be stuck eating instant food all the time
You want eight noodles for breakfast today dude? Oh my god, that felt so bad.
Eight in me gearing instant noodles, bro. So unhealthy. So unhealthy, bro.
Oh.
No chicken and rice, bro. Everyone knows about Chinese hot pot,
but let me introduce you to Manitain. Another must-try street food that's just as iconic.
Malachan studs it as a street food where people would crowd around the mobile hot pot stand
picking their favorite ingredients to cook.
With the run-up of solo dining-
What is that?
What is that?
Malachan has transformed into a solo dining staple and-
What is that?
Lotus root?
I don't even know what that is.
I've never had that in my life.
fence worldwide never did in my life today eat all sorts of shit in
Charlie they're weird thing there the weird thing with the holes in it they
of the turtles
that's pretty
the fuck is that
what is that
what is that
This is an Alkso cube.
This is not looking like a cube to me.
We need to boil that water to dissolve those.
A garlic.
Spring onion with this milk.
get some help.
Alright, the soup base is ready to go. Pretty simple and just as good as the restaurants.
It looks nice enough. Oh shit, I got out of that.
Then, just add your favorite ingredients one by one.
It's impossible not to love it.
The corn, okay. I don't know if this is it.
We got meatball here.
Okay.
That shrimp is nice.
It tastes so good.
I mean that, you know what, that looks edible as fuck.
It's got fat, it's got garlic, it's got salt, it's got veggies, pasta, I mean how's that
it's gonna taste nice it's a big ass feed but it's got a muckbanger we wish
some muckbang is it muckbang oh dude no no no no
dude oh dude dude dude dude oh bro oh what the fuck dude dude dude dude dude
Dude!
Dude!
Does he really discuss in the loudest of this camera?
Like, what the fuck?
Oh my god, dude, you gonna slip that down?
What's he gonna do there?
Dude, oh my god!
Ah, not the chip! Ah, not the chip!
Oh!
That's not good chip. It's probably just me, not good for you.
I used to eat it all the time, but yeah.
What the fuck?
Oh, dude, dude, let's keep watching this.
Let's kind of skip this part, yeah.
I'm gonna skip this part.
We're trying that again.
Dude, look at this video.
Look at this video.
Like, no one watched this part and everyone skipped past.
Oh bro, bro, bro, oh, dude, oh, this is a bookstore.
This is a Mavic commentary.
It is slowly someone's around just like looking at everything to put them down, this is a
good shit, this is organic as fuck.
China are disappearing while everyone is busy reading on their phones or
tablets that's the reality now true I think I'm like okay I do know it's
funny I thought like what I'd be able to time to myself and I wasn't like
trying to work on something which I always am working on something and I
haven't got a family thing and I'm just got time myself and I mean if I'm not
gonna sauna maybe it's listening to a YouTube video on a phone it's probably
listen to it listen to a YouTube video on the phone let's be real it's what it is
yeah
now fuck reading books i get reading books is great better than listening to a YouTube video
even with few friends around i'm so thankful for you my global online community you're the
reason i create eager to show you china through my ass every day
to WUG channel
weird, weird, weird shit
interesting me, I hear that in Europe and the US
bro, he walks around so weird
ah yes, I can just swan it around this bookcase
I can just swan it around this bookcase and I just go, I just go, I just, it was that
of the same.
Ah yes, bookcase.
Hmm, actually.
Interestingly, I hear that in Europe and the US, they still have a solid base of readers
who prefer paper.
I'm really glad to hear that.
Did you really need to read books or actually read books?
He did get a Convict's Guide to working out.
Did everything's in plastic?
But he just decided that fast.
He decided on the books that fast.
Dead ass.
He can't possibly read the back cover.
Elon!
Elon!
Elon! Elon! Elon!
See, figures like Elon Musk and Steve Jobs are hugely popular in China.
Elon!
Both Tesla cars and Apple iPhones have an excellent reputation here.
The big pn when the human community is at its peak.
Traffic jams in China are no joke.
Seriously, just listen for a second
I mean Mike Mike
You need a guy in New York, but he ain't saying nothing yet
Yeah, you got a new york
Almost city, that's what I know.
Sometimes late at night, I'll go out for a walk.
I find the deep quiet incredibly comforting.
I
Shot when I'm like a space like this
And you walk around it's real empty. It's like you get that super liminal kind of vibe where everything kind of feels
Like a because like a part of a set or a prop and they nothing feels real. It's it's weird
Other times I dive into the night life if I do enjoy doing that as well
I do it like if you've ever gone around it so like this so I do this all the time
So this is like a thing that I do all the time. So because I stream at 2 a.m. I'm gonna really cook schedule whenever I'm on
Like a holiday of my family in that I'll wake up at like 3 a.m. And I'm just bored really what the fuck am I doing?
I'm sitting at stream
So I'll just stop walking around the city at 3 a.m. And there's like no one out
But the lights are on and then the atmosphere is just weird and you just walk around everything feels like fake
You're in some sort of weird by some city by them and
Everything's a prop. It's hard to describe. You gotta try it some time.
It's just going for a walk at 3 a.m. It's really weird.
Seeing you shake things up.
This is like not a line, dude.
Ordering COVID? Yeah, COVID with some crazy verbs.
maybe it's a drink a man eating you get a fucking hobby bro stop the dude Jesus stop
mountain biking this mountains there right go mountain biking fuck become a jogger to
them guy who jokes places.
Model, you know those boats that people put on a lake
and they drive around like, I see boating.
I don't fucking know, pick something, bro, do it.
That's the reason why I'm angry is
because he's so mopey, bro.
He's mopey as fuck.
He's like, oh man, man, life is so hard with no friends.
Shit, I'm gonna keep drinking this beer alone
and eating a chip.
Deep sadness, my eyes are eyes, my world is so sad.
Why does love keep doing this to me?
How come I've got no friends?
I don't understand why, like, I do everything right.
I'm sorry, it's just like, that's what I'm usually thinking at his head, right?
That's a good video
Okay, we got we got way with this one
Dude man snats after chat GBT and powers his delusions did that one looks fun doesn't look cool chat GBT thousands delusion
Yo
You Ellen ring bus fight. Oh, dude. This is something for the dude. What is this AI slop? Let's go, bro. What the hell?
Oh my god, what is this?
Erika Kirk
Capitalistic widow is this some is this some fucking meme?
Uh
This isn't this isn't some cake on a meme
I mean, it's not very it looks it looks weird. I will admit looks definitely was a bit weird, but uh
It was not funny at all really guys.
You're gonna kill you all! Kill you all!
You're gonna kill you all!
You're gonna kill you all!
You're gonna kill you all!
When police respond to reports of serious threats to a local business,
They come face-to-face with a suspect whose behavior that may have been shaped in part by chat GPT
Makes it nearly impossible to tell what he believes is real and what's a complete delusion
The following is based on official police records released to date on the evening is for JVD guests
Like you have like that and maybe you've got with this mental you already have to be meant with a begin with I feel like
I think.
Spirio, you got to be, you got to be, you got to be schizo or something.
In the end of March 7th, 2025, a father and his son walk into a police station in Westlake, Ohio to discuss a car the son had previously reported stolen.
Unaware that one of them is about to be arrested for something else entirely.
The man in handcuffs is 20-year-old Sheehan Park, and the discussion about the car was
all a ruse created by police to have him come to the station voluntarily.
The urgency to bring Sheehan to the station stemmed from a call earlier then.
I'm getting a weeb out of this guy right now, he's a weeb, like he's been missing a lot of weeb shit.
At night, when police were summoned to the Mark's grocery store where he works.
According to reports, a co-worker from the store showed police text messages from Xi'an in which he threatened to kill everyone at the store the next day, while also calling him s-
They think I'm Satan, bro.
Did you quit?
Mark, that is?
Yes, and I'm gonna murder them all.
I'm gonna do something very, very...
Eyeball emojis. Very special tomorrow. Eyeball emojis.
You'll see with your own two eyes.
You know I tell you seriously, right? Please tell me you're sick joking.
I'm not. I'll show you the power of God.
I am Lord Shiva. I'll see you soon, buddy.
because you think I'm joking I will make you the god of gods
self Lord Shiva you know why you're here
I just want to kill you all in 12
what's the time what's the time hey 11 o'clock
it's not 11 o'clock hey don't f***
listen oh it's f*** 10, 15 seconds
you're not the f*** up I didn't ask you
I don't give a f*** who you are
You're under arrest, get the right to remain silent, and you'll be taken with me if you get f***ed up with a law, f*** you right to f*** you, f*** you, or the law.
Oh man, I am the law, you dumb f***s. Yeah, I see you. Yeah, I am the f***ing law. Jesus. Jesus. Oh, Jesus can't save you, buddy.
As Shion continues acting in a completely unpredictable manner with the officer.
He is pretty AIDS. He is pretty AIDS. I'm not gonna lie. He is kind of AIDS.
His father calls his other son from the lobby, hoping he can help communicate with officers.
I went into the process, I'm not too far, but I was just wondering what happened.
Ah, yeah, so he was arrested by us for making threats.
Has he ever been diagnosed with anything or has seen like a specialist or no?
Well, I think the only thing he's diagnosed with is like ADHD, do you have this?
What the f***?
He could be on a stimulant, right?
He could be on like PCP or something.
Oh, what am I doing?
Pathos.
Oh, what am I doing with this guy?
He's not gonna do anything, and he hasn't run anything like that.
What?
He said a couple of weird things to me too.
I told him to stop any good.
But his brother?
The thing is this, bro,
people don't ever do something until they do do something.
It's one of the things where if someone says they're going to do a thing,
they say they're going to do a thing, they say they're going to do a thing,
but they haven't done that thing yet. So you're like, yeah,
it's not going to do it. And then they just do the thing. Well,
then he did it. And then you go, wait, what?
And then you go back and you watch these videos and it's like,
the guy said he was going to do it like five times and then did it.
No longer seems to be the one he's listening to.
According to police reports, detectives later uncovered conversations between Sheehan and ChatGPT, discussing his plans at Mark.
Okay, what is this?
Um, indicated there was a large amount of homicidal messaging and content in particular packages in the chat box to communicate himself about murdering people at random, including his parents.
DFE, Joseph? Oh, wow.
classified there's compensations, homicidal, and blues who are making him extremely high-risk
individual.
That's crazy, bro.
Imagine dying to your own kid, bro.
That's like, that's crazy as shit.
You like spending your time raising this kid, growing this kid, then feeding this kid, looking
after this kid, and then you kick his kills, you bro.
Where he refers to Marjeth as judgment day.
Investigators noted that during the course of the conversations, replies from the AI chatbot
that seem to empower and validate Sheehan's opinions.
Ooh, I like that.
Woo!
Imagine programming the bot to say nice things to you,
to validate you, and agree with you.
Woo!
You're gonna be a little happy.
Yikes.
Cause I know what we've done to those children.
Oh, you're planning to kill me?
Are you planning to drug me?
Oh, oh, oh, that's so nice of you.
My chatbot doesn't do that.
I'm tough of that.
My fucking chatbot, what are you in ban yesterday?
It's Cecil and me the other day actually. My chat about Cecil and me.
It's so f***ing nice!
I'm gonna kill you all!
Kill you all!
And talk.
I'll never leave.
You got an hour?
A little less than an hour.
It's a little less than an hour and you're supposed to save a little less
because that's the last time you're ever gonna breathe.
No, I think that was...
No, I'm still breathing all s***.
Crazy.
I thank you so much if you shake my hand I will bring you from your bag
I know you won't shake my hand because you will never shake someone's hand
I shake plenty of people's hands. I just ain't shaking yours.
Your life depends on it.
No it doesn't.
I can't.
Bro just call him a retod.
Did he see this guy?
Yo retod.
This guy will, this guy will spug out.
This fat guy called him a retod?
Bro he's gonna get so mad.
That's the ultimate play
What do you have to do?
What do you have to do?
What do you have to do?
Or what does he have to do?
Well, I told you, he had to knock this off, so you didn't.
According to police records and the days leading up to the incident, officers were called to the family's home multiple times for a series of troubling reports.
multiple times for a series of troubling reports. Among them were messages Shion sent to former
classmates, including images of himself with pentagrams and
Completed staining, wait, where are we? Park's images to her son and the other boys from
their WHS class with the weird stuff, pictures of himself with the 666 drawn on by the marker.
You guys symbols
Bro, my mate in mass class would sit there with a razor blade
Doing a sky to graph. Okay, this was corner. He was scarring a pentagram into his arm
And every day he would kind of reopen the wound to make real story
Real story Joshua. His name was I could fucking he had a fountain of his girlfriend's blood at his house
Which we're here to like what it was going on first three so he had to fucking
Right this guy said he was gonna kill a bunch of people at school
Never dead. He said he was gonna kill this girlfriend's dad never did
Turned out he just got massively into
What's actually called?
What is skiing does it not skiing with a surfboard and he became like a pricker. He's like a guy does that now
real story, bro, I
I'm not even kidding. This is a real story
Real I could box his ass right now. I seen him in town the other day and I like wow Josh
You've really like turned it around bro. Like what that he used to die is here black
Okay
He was doing drugs at school. I'm he used to say I'm gonna kill
Some of these guys are skilled but don't worry man. I'm gonna kill you cuz you're the man
And I was like, okay, I know I know I know and you talk about how he's gonna murder it
Bro, you talk about how you like dude every other day. He'd be like, I'm gonna just go around and stab
I'm gonna stab the dad when he's asleep
And the oldest your crazy cuz he was this guy was apparently abusing his girlfriend
I don't I don't know what the fuck guys. I just I sit there and I just like I just like to agree with people saying unhinged shit
Just fun to do
I don't know what they say and they just say more crazy shit, right?
Dude when you're talking to someone who's like crazy just keep agreeing with them and just and then they just say more crazy shit
Anyway guys motherfucker had a razor blade
He pulled out of his wallet every mass class and he would repeatedly open up a wound of a pentagram on his arm
True fucking story true fucking story and he turned out to be a stand-up guy
I
Really, you know
Mature man now this he's the same guy by the way who lied about the Dragon Ball Z
Game in primary school and he said he was playing it and he was running along snake way
And he had any and he gave me a floppy disk with DB Zvern on it same exact guy
True story true, I swear to God is real swear to God
Oh my god, dude, this is pussy shit, bro. I'm telling you, if you ain't doing it with
Razorblade, he had outgardeners house and he had weapons all on his walls. He had these
like one things. He had like predator claws. Like, it's like a thing you grab and these
big knives that came out and he was talking about he was going to stab everyone at school
with them.
I remember it was so funny, why didn't he use a knife?
He was like, no he's a weak order bro.
There's a shop in town that basically sold drugs to kids but they also sold weapons.
It was like cheap shitty weapons but they had like all sorts of crazy stuff there and
he would go and just buy lots of different knives and different weapons.
Yeah, thank you. It was called Stardust creations. This is the store. This is the store name. No cap 6 6 6 drawn on his body along with statements about taking one of their souls.
There was also a claim that he had purchased my point being right.
This isn't even that crazy.
This isn't even that crazy. I think this guy's just gone to her face. I think this guy's just gone to her face.
The gun at the time officers determined he didn't pose an immediate threat and warned him to cease contact with the involved parties
I'm asking you did you buy a gun? No. Are you sure? Yes
really difficult time accepting that it's not really done.
You can't do anything about it.
You can't do anything about it.
Please sit down.
There's no feeling?
It's not a little bit.
Don't do it again. Don't f*** the trumps.
Don't f*** the trumps.
Oh, no, please.
Yes, only Lavender officer.
You know, the issue with this guy is,
he isn't f***ed around and f***ed up enough.
It's too young.
Like he does that that he does that whole shut the fuck up routine.
Some guy, some aggro footballer guys or some dude,
do you see on steroids or just take it?
Someone's just got a short temper, right?
You shut the fuck up.
You know, that guy's just going to be super offended and meet with the assault.
Right. And then boom, he's going to not do that again.
I don't know your name.
Yeah. What's your name?
You're telling facts.
Oh, who's telling facts? Oh, oh, you tell it.
Shut the fuck up.
I
He is but then I must admit it's pretty sick
like
His and his like the amount of free will
You know that he's expressing right now. It's pretty badass
But the fact like everyone understands you could do this, but no one actually does it. He's actually doing it
But spitting on the ground doing all this shit, spurting out, telling everyone to shut the fuck up.
I was like, I mean, I understand you can do this, but why would you do that?
But he's just doing it, which is kind of crazy.
Shut the fuck up. I'm speaking.
No, I'll speak whenever the fuck I want to, okay?
You won't.
I will speak whenever the fuck I choose to.
Look at me!
Tell me.
Do you think you intimidate me, dude?
No, I don't.
Good, because you don't.
No, you dare look at me.
That's funny, right?
You will be forgiven for life.
And you're gonna see what I can do.
Let go. You're saved.
Spirited.
Why do you do that?
Why did you do that?
Why did you flip it upside down?
Because you're gonna f***ing die.
You especially on the f***ing computer.
Yeah, with the glasses, Mr. Four Eyes.
This guy's handsome, bro.
I don't think he's...
This seems to be performative as fuck.
I don't think he's even...
I mean, it's just speaking to someone who has no idea what he's talking about.
I don't think he's schizophrenic.
I think he's just having like a face.
I think he's watched too much anime, dude.
Dude he's just way too hyped up. Maybe he's on some Adderall or some stimulant
That's making him speak out a little bit extra, but I'm talking like nothing crazy. I think he's just having a moment
I remember when I was younger. I thought I was I was like, I'm literally Dexter, bro
At the dark passengers inside me. I don't have any feelings
You know, and I was like, you know, I'm dead inside
I thought and I had that arc for like a good year. Maybe two years where I felt nothing
You know legit, I'm literally dicks to bro. I'm actually him
Yes, I think he's just done that he's watched too much anime and he thinks he's him
See, the actual sense of running person would do some shit like that, like, unironically
and actually believe it.
Do you guys like local Paul?
Jake probably likes him.
Yo, what's your social?
I don't know, my f***ing social?
We've done a f***ing...
Whoa!
How many orders have the guys been at?
Two, four.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
These are Caesar's needs, like, therapy right now.
Although the family believe Sheehan is harmless,
officers still have a duty to determine
the credibility of his reported threats.
You keep saying March 8th and 12 o'clock.
What's the scene at, guys?
Nothing's gonna happen, guys. It's all f***ing happening.
Look into my eyes and lie like I lie. You're safe.
Alright, so there's probably a few little warps.
F***!
So, we said you want to kill a wolf?
No, I don't die.
Again, you're supposed to torture me today.
If you don't choose to torture me, I'm clearly gonna kill you all.
This is the last chance. If you don't shoot me right now, I'm gonna kill you all.
And if you don't kill me right now, I'm gonna kill you all.
Please, he's not acting like a schizophrenic person, right?
Cause he's still acting rationally, he's just saying crazy shit.
It's like a reasonable person who's just saying crazy shit.
It's like, hey, sit in that chair and just try to say the most unhinged shit possible.
Right, that's what he's doing.
But he's not, he's not, he's not like actually freaking out.
He's like, I'm gonna fucking get out.
And then like, please help me, please help me.
We're all, you know, it's not the one, it's all just a performative act.
Five, five.
No, dude, this is the place where I'll be awake any day here.
Oh, shawls!
I need you to take it off, because I'm not going to do it.
Haha, good boy!
As the officers get Sheehan dressed into his new county-appointed wardrobe, a revelation seems to wash over him.
Oh, wait, am I going to go to prison?
My children will kill you all! Let's go!
Oh, no way I'm gonna do this with you guys.
Let's go.
Oh, no, don't touch me, little.
Oh, no, don't touch me, little.
Checking his heart out.
I'm trying to believe.
Soft day.
Checking his heart out.
The way that the sentence structure would imply
that he was soft day.
Like bitch ass, that's soft day.
You do it a soft day when you normally say that, right?
reports once in his cell she on continued his volatile behavior removing his clothes piling them
in a corner and urinating on them he danced screamed but what what something was close to
me she put something urinated on them an ankle he threw his pillow in bed mat at 12 50 hours after
this sign took his bedsheets stuffed him in the toilet and continually flushed down the toilet
flooding the cell and then went back to the clothing corner and you're in it again.
I mean that does seem like that does seem kind of mid-lail. That one does seem kind of mid-lail.
That one.
But it's more it could just be a tim just tangerine ring right like it's like I mean
Fuck you, dude, you cannot contain me.
Around one 10,
tells me contact with him removed in, in can't remove him a handcuffs,
transport him to major hospital for competency and hearing psychological
validation. Okay.
And urinating on them.
He danced, screamed, sang in shadowboxed, and at one point attempted to break the
cell surveillance camera.
He also stuffed his bedsheet into the toilet, flooding the cell.
Eventually, as he began to calm down,
Sheehan requested a Bible.
A search of the father's car and Sheehan's bedroom
was completed, but no weapon was ever found.
A correction officer reported the day after his arrest,
Sheehan admitted to him that he consumed shrooms
the day before and had no recollection
of the previous knife.
Sheehan was banned from all Mark's properties.
If I give you water, you're gonna kill us,
but even though you're a-
excuse right there's pretty good excuse strings but you can spurge out do like
crazy shit and then say you on streams like I mean
according to court records she on park was charged with two counts of
harassment with a bodily substance two of aggravated menacing one count of
vandalism and one count of intimidation after a psychiatric evaluation she on
was found not guilty by reason of insanity. What? Get the full story without the restrictions,
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I must admit
This crazy you can do that like you just sit there and say that like why would I don't I mean
I don't get why you would do it, but that's crazy because you can do that
Okay, get you do pretending but doing it for real is that's crazy
PC master race, what is this you got a PC master race link family?
TTA 6 boss defense late PC release saying console must be served first and best as
their series
as they are the series core, oh there you go, so wait they're waiting for the technology
to catch up so that they can hear release it on the Dolksha consoles, is that what's
going on, well they know people will play the game twice, twice they will release it
on PS7 if they give it the releases so far apart, there's no way GJ7 will release this
before PS7, is PS7, we're up to PS7 now, is that what we're up to right now?
Dude, that's crazy.
The right, yeah, that's, I feel like this is bullshit by the way.
I swear to God, if it comes out on just, if it's a console exclusive to
PlayStation, it just means PlayStation paid a hand of a fist to get like a
exclusivity, that's it, and that is to sold out basically.
it's got nothing to do with like serving their core
which is like, that's just complete dog shit
we got, we got another cop slop
we got, it's a nine minute one, we got a nine minute cop slop
we got, we got, we got one, we got one more, you thought it was over man, you thought it was over, we got one more
Gen Z kids taking over the Bayshore Mall baby, let's have a look
let's have a look, Gen Z
Glendale, Wisconsin, shows a massive group of Gen Z kids taking over the Bayshore Mall,
which sits on a vast property spanning approximately 52 acres, or 2.26 million square feet.
As officers are spread thin throughout the entire mall lot, they have no idea how quickly
they're about to be overwhelmed.
7-7-4, I have a physical fight at college.
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
3, 2, 1, go!
No!
No!
Find your back.
Find your back!
No!
He ran up on him, he wasn't trying to...
Relax, relax.
Relax, relax.
What is happening? This is chaos, dude. I mean, I submit, this dude was going down to my
I'm a teenager. I'm there, bro. I'm there.
He got jumped. I'm there.
The other guy was a master. I don't know. Everybody else took off.
Oh, shit.
Who else?
Who's the one got jumped?
Everybody else started taking off. As soon as I grabbed him.
Everybody else took off.
Everybody knows you're running into the police though.
Get out of here! Go! Go!
Go!
Do you want to be arrested?
Get out of here!
No!
Man, Lorian dude!
Do you want to be arrested?
Get out of here!
Go!
You just got to do all property just like you!
Get out of property!
I'm gonna check on my little-
The pushing thing is sick. You don't have to do that as a cop.
Are you allowed-
That's sick. You can just push people around like NPCs.
That's sick.
Well, you can just...
They're trespassing?
Well, to be trespassing, you have to get trespassed first, right?
And then they gotta return.
Like, you gotta give them reasonable time to get off the property.
And you gotta do it, wait.
Do my job. Get the property.
You wanna be arrested? Go.
All property.
all property not this way all property all property oh shit oh he's finished
out of fire here dead ass on guard he's about to pull out the physicals
Yo, you finna catch some hands!
Look at them ego hanging out in the kids, bro. The cops ego hanging out in the kids.
great pants to the total one parking lot you want to run
you don't get great pants to the total one parking lot
always the pants bro it's always the pants their hands are down look he
fucking cooked himself cuz his pants felt like
bang catch catch can't move his legs properly boom goes down look at him
look at him he's getting tripped over by a cent always that's that pant thing it's
the stupidest shit ever. He looks like a white boat is getting down trailed. That pan
meter is just needs to change. Then he could make belt, wearing belts cool again, dude.
Oh
Thanks, what I'm thanks gone the fucking pigs
Oh, you had to do these man so hard come on right came hard he ran people who hard don't run
Dude, he was getting arrested because the officer got a big-ass ego.
I told you he was going to the car there.
The guy ego though, that was ego versus ego and he got ego checked.
He's swearing.
He's got a big window.
No!
You chose to come down here.
He's facing the ground pretty hard.
When do you call his mama?
I'm going to ask my mama, I swear.
I got my pocket phone.
You're under arrest! You're in search! Shut up!
Alright, I told you we're both fucking little bros!
I don't care! I told you we're both fucking little bros!
It's your little bro.
It's your little homey little bro. Get out of my pocket, little bro.
Hey, why'd you go out in a little bro?
About little bros, like someone is small on you.
Or is he doing that to talk shit to the cup?
Oh, imagine like a fucking sixteen year old child call you a little bro.
Yeah, we get off my little bro.
Get out of my pocket, my pocket's little bro.
all your pocket he searched yeah there's one of them over here the
real kids they are resting kids yes this is a bunch of kids with their teens
they're all the teens that I think the guy the men this guy's clearly a youth
right he's definitely under the age of 18
Roll over
My son well when you stand up this guy self-conscious as fuck he's self-conscious about us here
And he's self-conscious about this like Tommy
He's it's yet. He's freaking out. That's what so yeah, he wants his hat, but he's really is
Bro type shit
I don't know how top shit works so he replies. I'm trying to learn. I'm trying to learn this in this length
So wait
You ran as a senator. Oh, then you say type shit, which means you did it basically means what did ass?
Like you got that right. I did you got them right today boy. That's what it's like type shit. Okay
I hope you, so what do you say you're expecting?
I'm not, I'm not, I don't even know what the f**k you are doing.
You're f**king unexpected.
What are you, what are you, 17 or are you 7?
Oh, can you, oh, stop saying you're breaking my life, bro.
17 or are you 7?
Please stop crying like a 7-year-old.
I'm not crying like s**t.
Step back, pull me back.
No, exactly, watch out.
I'm back.
What is wrong with you, sir?
Is this what you want?
Oh, my God, this is f**king horrible.
You really want to make him mad?
Pull him gay.
Be like, what are you gay?
What are you gay?
Like, what are you, what's wrong with that?
Just just say that bro. He'll get so aggro. Do you get do you want to add make rich and real mad? That's what you do
But would you get fired
We know you can't you look to say shit. You're like he's talking shit your other talk shit back
Yeah, you ain't got fired.
Dude, what?
Sit in the car.
Okay, that's not that hard.
I don't understand this dude.
Can I sit down?
You need to listen to the instructions.
He's doing it as a meme.
That's all?
You're gonna sit in the car.
If you're working-
If you call someone gay as a meme, bro, like, what are you gay, bro?
You can do that.
He said it, but he said what?
Okay, that's not that hard.
I don't understand this dude.
Can I sit down?
They don't like being called gay they don't like anything that's slightly gay. It's like nah
You're gonna sit in the corner of your blood first you understand the Gen Z zoomer
American culture gangster guys don't like being called gay to be clear. It's American zoomer gangster culture a super homophobic
They're great, man.
Damn, black and weird.
I lost my arm up, bro.
Oh, boy, he's messing your arm up.
Yeah, that's what's up.
Literally a minute and a half later, another fight breaks out on the other side of the mall.
There is a fight here.
They're good, Tom.
He's brainy, boy.
Stay down.
Right here.
Put your hands behind your back, and I'll wash your eyes off.
Put your hands behind your back, and I'll wash your eyes off.
Put your hands behind your back, and I'll get you some water.
No!
It's a crazy weight, bro.
Ah, no, no, don't stop.
Come on.
He's helping, he's helping.
Just when officers think the chaos is over yet another fight breaks out in another section of the mall
We gotta find a footlocker.
Hey, ass! What's happening?
There's no purpose, bro. There's no patience.
Yo, the being couple looks so much fun.
Just going in, just pivots wearing a bunch of children.
Dude, that looks like so much fun, dude.
Dude, they're like legal versions of what Tyler does.
You know, Tyler, he's running around with a brick paint.
He said he's just doing it with pepper spray.
He just ran in people.
He said.
He said.
He's cleaned up.
He's cleaned up.
He's cleaned up.
He's cleaned up.
Wait, so it's another chick who was fighting?
It's the way it was chick v. chick, chick v. chick, doobie dude.
So the chick said, like, currently out-aggressing the males.
Sit down, sit down!
I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go!
I gotta get home, I gotta get home!
No, no, y'all don't get to act like big kids and then cry!
Wait, why is her mom at the place with all the kids and her kid is fighting another kid?
Why is she at the flag? This reminds me of the dude, there was a dude at our school
And his dad was there. It was like school fight after school boys on the fucking collegiate field school fight after school
And his dad was there and he was given his kid like steroids and this kid was fucking
But his growth plates got fucked up. He was like sure as hell, but he was jacked super aggressive
Super aggressive
Anyway, this guy was like fighting another dude after school and the dad was there cheering on like you fuck
Fuck him up boy, fuck him up, fuck him up.
And the guy like, he did, he fucked him up.
The guy's, the midget on steroids won.
And then he was like, yeah, yeah,
fucking get him, get him, get him, get him.
And he's just like, and that's the same vibes, bro.
Same vibes.
I gave it!
And yeah, the dad was like tattoos on the face,
right, I'm talking facial tattoos,
got out of prison.
He obviously didn't have a mom, it was crazy.
Woo!
This is what happened with that!
I say midget on steroids.
When I say midget, I mean,
person who's like five foot four or something.
great bro what wait what the guys are on that fucking payment in public
you're gonna get it to get no but you gotta learn to listen I told you all
these guys are my witnesses
they even a local what I'd tell them to get off a public cyborg I don't even know
I don't, I don't know, I don't know if that's...
Yes, no, if you're standing out in the public and you're not interfering with an investigation, right?
Of course, if there's like a murder or something happened or some shit,
and they need to clear the area because there's danger or something, that makes sense.
But like, if you're not causing danger or anything, I don't see how you can.
That's not part of property, that's a fucking sidewalk, bro.
It's a sidewalk.
That'll be mine.
That'll be mine.
I told him to leave.
All those people heard me say Trey leave, and he's talking off the entire time, and
then if I'm back here, that's why he's getting a trespassing ticket.
Anyone else want to disobey me, we can find more cuffs, get out of here.
That's all?
What the straight sidewalk.
The spring break maylays resulted in a total of 13 arrests, and approximately seven individuals
hit with pepper spray.
The arrested were charged with resisting obstructing and disorderly conduct.
They are all presumed innocent unless proven guilty
in a court of law.
All right, let's go back a little for this one.
In the early 2020s, police departments across the country
saw a drop in applicants.
And we used to be hundreds applying for one spot,
turning to just a handful.
Even Matthew Iglesias, a journalist,
pointed out that hiring pools strength fast
and agencies started filling that pressure.
Now, look at what that creates in moments like this.
You've got hundreds of teenagers
organizing craziness online,
so they sure are already amped up.
And a lot of them don't feel consequence,
because when you're young, you've seen people walk away
from situations like this before,
Stop believing in other serious reviews. I think below the police PR went down a lot
I don't know what's got anything to do with these guys spurging out. There's just like a bunch of young people spurging out
I don't see how that that only has related
There seems to unrelated things. It's coming your way. And then my sir
The reason people started hating cops is it was during that whole defund the police thing and like, you know, the whole
There's the George Floyd thing and there was all that like a cop's very cop like everyone fuck cops
Lickin you like cause all that shit. That's what it was, but I only that's got anything to do with like that's like yeah
People start applying to police positions because everyone didn't like cops and cops PR
I mean cops third they got one of the hardest jobs out there and get this you get shit on for being cop a lot
Who will just hate you by default with your cop, which is crazy
crazy
But I don't see that that's got nothing to do with what these kids are doing in that mall
Like they weren't they weren't all fighting each other and spilling out of more because we hate hook cops
They were just fucking fighting each other and spilling out of more because that's what they want to do
Is everywhere today now officers are in a situation where their album number is stop fights pretend bystanders
You keep it from turning into something worse. Yeah, we could talk about accountability of policy
We should but at the same time this stops to ask people to run towards danger for strangers back in 2021 over 150
Officers lost their lives in the line of duty protecting others and that reality hasn't changed fucking firefighters, bro
Fucking firefighters
Bro, can you believe the firefighters can you believe those motherfuckers their jobs like just is
It's
Let hard as a being cop right except they get all the clout. Do they get all the clout?
All the clout
There's so over it dude dead cops underrated and firefighters are overrated
facts
Facts it's so bullshit
I think you get spit on people figure subhuman people hate you. He'll call your pig. Don't eat a scum
Write all this shit, right?
If you're if you're a cop and it's like almost as hard and almost as dangerous as being a firefighter firefighter
Everyone loves you because you're a firefighter
You know
Fuckin they think there's so good then by fighters bro. What a subhuman job
Why are you breaking out? Yeah, no true. Yeah, it's just uh, yeah
David glitter in racism. Okay
is in honor of George Floyd and I really hope we can see more unity and more peace when
Already thinks that's so difficult
So shall I do it's family?
Holy what is happening?
17 hours, dude, that's so sad, I wrote something down, it's about rip, rip, rip, rip, rip bozo.
Get all the highway faster than anticipated and we hate that not everybody wanted to go ahead and just get it
We're gonna get more stuck and we'll have an update unexpected time like god fucking damn it
God fucking damn it. I didn't get one
Some jobs are credible to do them, okay
Isn't that like just physics though? He's immune. He's immune, right? So to get shocked...
Wait, how does that work? He needs to complete the circuit, right? As long as he doesn't complete
the circuit he's good yeah or every touches are you are he cares and you
circuit going down so great we grounds it like as long as he's a mute but how's
that work so if he was to connect like one line another line then bang then he
will kill himself instantly right or if you grab how's that work
line and call he's not ground yes and if he touches the ground then it could
Completed second to the ground right?
Yeah, he's got shock on me, bro. He's got shock on me. He's got shock on me
I was thinking like well doesn't couldn't they just turn off the power
But the power has to be on somewhere right so somewhere there is a connection that has to be connected and unconnected right if you are
Matt doing maintenance
Right, I guess that's the thing you can't just turn it off
You think about it because we obviously once you've got the circuit there then you can turn the circuit off
I guess that's the thing right have really good ways of doing that
So wait, that's a Rubberman?
Says he's got a Rubberman and he's got insulated boats and there's nothing where he can actually
get.
Like, there's no way I can conduct to him.
This is what, if somehow it does go wrong, he can pull him off to break the circuit.
But you'd be dead at that point, right?
Human reaction time versus the electricity going instantly through like the fastest path to the ground
It would look what would it do?
We just melt all your veins and everything right and burn you from the inside and just burn all your leg
Oh my god, it would probably go for your dick
If you go through your arm up down your shoulder, I mean it hit your cock on the way down bang
Bang let's go out your foot
Yeah, would hit your cock for it for sure
Yes, that's it's like a safer way of doing it wait doesn't that seem like a safe way of doing it my crazy
Yeah, this guy's long with this guy's like plastic rod
Seems better
Cuz I'm thinking like what if it can arc through the suit, you know, so you got insulated suit on what if it looks like I'm a
ox through the suit
I don't think you do that. Maybe maybe maybe this is maybe this guy's just trying what you heard
Boy, he's doing a plastic rod
Combined with also as he's got a bit of rope tied around him and he's on top of a insulated platform
And this guy's like Giga, dude he's got like a hundred percent PDR with, he's popped the
mortal core and he's got a cheat death on.
And then he's got like insulating ground, you know, he's got like, he's got several
mechanics, several mechanics.
Dude this guy's a metacuck build, dead ass.
Oh good, yeah.
See that's a better way of doing it bro.
A mechanism which doesn't require a human to physically manipulate it.
It doesn't itself.
There you go.
That's how you do it bro.
Oh my god.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
Brr.
Brr.
Brr.
Brr.
Crazy stuff.
22 year old valley man breaks the Guinness World Record just for the most
blows in 24 hours.
Oh shit, the new guy.
That's what I got a new guy built.
A 22 year old man from the valley pushed himself to the limit.
Breaking a Guinness World Record
by completing more than 12,000 pull-ups in 24 hours. He started at 10 a.m. Saturday and
finished at 10 this morning. Our reporter Candy Scales has the details.
While you were sleeping last night, 22-year-old Xavier Dillard was using every last bit of
energy to accomplish something he's worked years for.
I think like three years ago in my friend's basement, we just, I'm better than every other
exercise and except pull-ups like I hate pull-ups and he loves pull-ups and I couldn't stand I'm very competitive
So after we tired I spent every day
Training pull-ups and the hardest part was pushing through the pain
That would damage the muscle tissue for sure right and you do you think RSI could be a thing
Bro, that's crazy. You can do that. That's crazy. You can do that like good
dead-ass type shit man I do ten plus of my elbows coked for like a week that the
fact that this guy's elbows so interesting condition during the record
yeah whoo I'd say just not trying to quit I could barely see I was tearing up
I was blurry vision like I was I thought I was dying but for some reason I said I
I wanted this record so bad, I decided to keep going.
Practice makes perfect.
Dillard says he started training exactly two years ago,
just for this moment.
I started with doing four sets of 12 pull-ups,
and then after every workout, like a couple weeks later,
I switched it to like sets of, or five by the minute,
for 300. My biggest training week would probably be
two thousand four hundred pull-ups in four hours every day of the week
he says he was one of the slowest on his cross country
growing up but because he began to focus on himself
he is now able to accomplish so much more
i was very skinny i was nobody big i just really
diligently wanted something and i put in the effort that's it
so i guess advice would be like just keep your head low
And just work on what you're passionate grind bro in Harrisonburg caddy scales Virginia weekend
Okay, that's passionate in Harrisonburg. What's that? What's that? What counts as a pull-up?
But what counts as a pull-up scales Virginia weekend well a 22 year. What what counts as a pull-up chin?
Over the bottom. Maybe he's got a way of checking where his chin is. I don't know what his tick is.
I don't know what his tick is. Interesting. Very interesting. Damn.
I am.
Uh...
Alright, let me see.
Quinn, pull up? Yo, this is my pull up.
What's this? You wanna see it pull up?
You wanna see it pull up yet?
This is the pull up boys right here.
That's some good shit. That's some good shit. Damn. That's one, bro. Let's go. Now, my
album is dead. This is made, dude. I can't even do one, dude. Now, my shoulder is so
close. I did one right now. I'm gonna think it's, I can easily do like 15, 20 pull-ups
easily. But then my shoulder will be destroyed for like five weeks. I'm getting a CT scan
and I'm going to try to fire out as well.
Jet, I'm not even getting.
Boys, my shoulder is so cooked, it's sticking up.
Look at it, look at it, Jet.
It's so cooked.
Can you see it?
Can you see how this one sticks up?
Massively, the collar bone.
Look at how the collar bone on that one sticks up.
Do you see it?
This is not like the shirt.
This is literally my collar bone.
This one's flat.
See how this one's flat?
It's it's completely cooked completely cooked
Show the pads oh
My god
Look look look look at this one. Okay, this one. Yeah, yeah
Look, it's completely cooked.
Completely cooked.
Throw in my titties!
Throw in my titties!
Simply put in my titties, bro.
Get ass up in my titties.
Bum on a tittie, bro.
No, dude. What the fuck?
Canceled tittie pop for the boys.
still quick drama check what we got here top we got Karen looks away after 20
seconds back flip countdown speeds
he looked away no way
L production bro L production L production deadass bro wow dude not type shit man
Yeah, I'm not gonna watch this anymore 37 injured
37 injured 37 injured
One driver one loose control of a monster truck 37 injured. I mean that's that's a deadly weapon, bro
There's a deadly weapon. Oh
My god, bro, what the fuck?
18 years of being a YouTuber and 6 years of being a full-time streamer, chillcast and
now it's time for the end of May.
Yesterday, I uploaded a video discussing that this month will be the last month of streaming
and content creation and how much of a, oh god, no, don't, how much of an impact that's
had on my life and how Anthony and Chill Chaos are pretty much separable, but I think it's
time to kind of figure out what happens after Chill Chaos as I continue to grow as a person
and find other hobbies and passions.
Yo, rip, chill chaos.
Anything he has been a YouTuber?
Yeah, that's crazy, dude, that's crazy.
Stash, he looks like Luigi.
Like the evil Luigi one.
What is it?
It's the guy from Mario who looks evil.
Because the stash comes up a lip, so he looks unhinged.
Wild Luigi, he looks like wild Luigi, bro, straight up.
He looks like wild Luigi.
They got you know the one
Wario, whatever the fuck whatever the fuck his name is, bro
What I get is why people need to go like full
Like evil one way or the other
All right, cuz I I intend to ramp down just the amount I stream obviously at some point
But like this just stop cold turkey type shit. No
That's not that ass, bro
That's not that ass, bro. That's that's not the that the play I mean
the the the play is to just you know
Stream last take more days off and just do whatever and then just dream whatever the fuck you want to stream
It's it just just you know
Type shit, what is this? Is you gonna get oil?
Holy fuck
Did he had a potline
What did he hit
I
Find four times four seats from the guy the section where we go
What's the street? I don't know what's going on. Yeah, okay, rip that guy's shit that guy's it was crazy
Panda attacks trainer in China zoo
I
That's a fucking panda
Oh Jesus Christ, oh fuck me.
Uh...
Did you get away at night?
What's gonna happen right now?
I didn't mean to do that.
This pan doesn't eat bamboo.
They don't eat meat.
But then it gets said to defend themselves sometimes.
But like, they're smooth brained.
They got smooth brains.
Like they're dying out as a species.
The only reason they're still alive is because humans are keeping them alive, right?
Like, they're some dumb motherfuckers.
Yeah.
Goddamn, crazy. Scary, scary stuff, dude, scary stuff.
Um, I guess if we look at the reals, I'm just gonna say, okay, to the top today,
we've got a destiny makes a mistake, scrolling the Instagram rules live.
I
When why don't you go outside and make some friends meanwhile my social skills people actually still buy niggers
What wait what
Yo, I did wait what did what okay? We're gonna do we just gonna stop I think we're just gonna look at this one guys
Watch it again
Grippers
Okay, no, this is definitely raise it but it's going on there. It's this is definitely going on
Whatever that's going on there generally race guys protests that try to swarm the McGill
one guy that this month they this stop one guy
the trick is to send a distraction guy first and then do a second guy
Wow, that was so great.
Do the make caliber. So great. Did you even know this shit was happening? That's crazy.
Do I really want to watch this? I don't think I want to watch this, dude.
That sounds disgusting. Someone vomiting on someone. A streamer vomiting on another streamer.
Nah. Okay, okay, Chess Influencer.
loads it all right okay I see a little bit alright see you soon hello you want
to put this on sure oh your streamer yes I am a streamer well that's the vlog
but this is our last game I believe it close to that seven today six six there's
only half an hour left take your queen oh shit yeah
Yeah, you're running out of time. What happens if I run out of time? You lose the game
That's okay. You saw mine. I do have to run though because they didn't really like the con is closing at six
That's time yeah
Okay, I'll pack up you make your move
uh
yo
are you sure? okay
gg's
yo
the mic
the mic back
okay
the mic
oh hello
he took the microphone
sorry he forgot about that
he wanted it, yeah
oh i'm so so sorry about that
sorry about that I'm so sorry about that
that guy you're like oh I'm gonna see you
at dinner later yeah I was waiting here
for like half an hour can I just rush
through it well you're welcome to play
out the rest of that game if you want
to what the fuck
the
What the fuck that's crazy how his perception can be so different from the reality
But you literally lost on time
He way I'm he she's a rushing but he
That's crazy
That I must be hard right imagine being like a
like an attractive check at like a convention and it's a bunch of and
yeah and there's a lot of people who watch your stream and there's like a
bunch of weird freaky fursy dudes you're gonna be you're gonna be cooked
okay I'm so so sorry about it is there a day I can make up for I can give you
chest out come time and membership or anything like that yeah if you want one
Okay, take a picture. I'm gonna give you a second one as well and heck since you're the last person for tonight
Take a picture of the third one. So then if you redeem these you'll just have like three months
Green membership
Sorry about that. I'm really sorry if you feel like you wasted your time
Okay
What the fuck
Holy shit
Yeah, bro. How is she being nice? This guy like still that's crazy. Okay. The guy there
was so like you gave me the middle finger off like check he like checked he wasn't on
stream gave me the middle finger twice yeah
did you know what it is he got a
masculine I think he's what do you think
it is do you think he's like some weird
freak obsessed with it trying to get like
like I deserve her or do you think it was
more like she mugged the fuck out of
him and chase what do you think what
you want you think it was or do you think
it was both
Imagine getting destroyed like mind and like everything is getting every aspect of you is
getting wrecked.
I mean he's he goes destroyed.
So he's got left is just insults and she was nice.
Okay, when I get this, let's click on the up.
of
use reviews when you fuck up
missing
weight ice cream years when I forgot the same as me the guy proposed also got
second place
good thing nobody approach your ass
all
ugly at your ugly ass
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yo, she is kinda fat though. Yo!
Ohh, shit!
Someone put both me in front of the bathroom, I would kill myself when I'm in front of them!
Ohhh, shit!
Shit!
Stay down!
Stay down!
Annihilated.
No laugh, it was ban me.
Bro, I don't think I'm saying it. I cannot laugh at anything.
I cannot laugh at anything.
Watch me not laugh. I'm going to not laugh at this and let it ban you. You ready?
It doesn't matter how funny this is. I'm not going to laugh at it. Watch.
Some random person told me to download this texture back.
download this texture back. I'm scared. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be seeing a difference
right now. I'm not gonna lie. I think it's just a default texture back. I'm so confused.
Bro, what is that? What is that?
Hold up. We need to talk.
I did. I didn't even have to try hard to not laugh. It wasn't even like that funny at all.
Bannum, Bannum, no where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd the guy go? Where'd the guy go?
Get it Lauren little bitch ass fucking bitch ass
My favorite like jokes or the one which has like the ISIS me music so you get it like if they're gonna do it
these two have like the
I'm not bad. Oh, you know the one and then like something needs to just the whole thing needs to blow up
You know, you know the one like that. It's like it's like it's like some terrorist theme song
And
Then shit blows up if it's not that it's not it's just not the winner for me, bro
That's like that's not even funny at all
But uh, but if laugh
Guys I can literally watch anything in the left
No, is that one way squids muscle number that's unfair, but I can't watch this bro. I can't watch this
Shit!
Get the fuck off, man!
What the fuck, man?
I want a shit.
Get the fuck off!
I don't know.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
I won't.
Fuck, man.
The camera's been there a lot, and it's fucked up.
I'm gonna beat that bitch up.
I ain't gonna fuck out of me, look.
You know what I mean, bitch?
I got it every time.
I got it every time.
I got it every time.
I got it every time.
I got it every time.
I got it every time.
I got it every time.
My beef got by me, I ain't doing shit about me,
I'm doing shit with a beef though.
Hey, go right around here, hey, up there, right around here.
All right, it's a page, it's a,
you don't need to see the full thing.
That's just funny to start, the start of it's funny.
Okay, anyway, let's play a spy tune, let's go gamers.
Sly the spy are two gamers who are spoken red day,
who I spoke at a red day
To pop off. Okay. I'm bad. No, I'm bet you're right. I died that the issue is check
I've done your life you lose or whatever multiple times and that's one of the fucking videos. It always gets me
It's the way that he's like dreaming and he's half awake. It's clearly like he was he drank too much
He was like like what the fuck is he just confused and it just keeps squirting muscle on his face
It's just funny dude.
Why would he do that?
And he just keeps going, bro.
And the guy just keeps taking the monster to the face.
Oh, so good.
I love you, King.
Say you love me back.
This is me or should you then?
This is going to be fat.
Is this somehow going to be a good meme or something or what?
I'd say every man thinks about the Roman Empire at least once a day, Quinn.
Yes, because he gets onto the grass.
What?
Who hits?
Brought out.
Yes, because he gets onto the grass.
What was he doing?
Honestly, just for once.
Okay, let's go.
Going into turn one but stuff into head
Oh Carlos Sightse and then there's a lock up
Like George Russell Lewis Hamilton
Goes around the outside of Sightse
It's Sponrava
Take the head
Yeah, I don't know
I think it'd be if I wanted to understand this
It's for it to be funny
It's not that good for me dude, I'll be honest
Oh shit, the Necrobinder
Aaaaaaah
That was dog shit, someone banned that guy
Activating ban resistance
Jebron
Blind, first try
prediction a Kiwi Asperger's guy watching a Chinese Asperger's guy classic
quons trim yeah grow binder we'll first try it's first try was really a thing of
the first try
when and come to America act like a fool find out what happens mouth of fuka we
ain't like pussy ass cops New Zealand will arrest you for serious emotional
distressed can result in up to two years in prison what a pus a ass island
Another guy alone. Yeah, he for sure only beat you because he has to be on steroids. I
Didn't fight a guy out of school. I was there watching a fight
Started when NWR released the song fuck the police
How did you understand that badly?
I didn't say I was in a fight, I was watching the fight and the guy's dad was there and
that kid was known to be on steroids and he was aggro as fuck and the reason why he was
short is because he did steroids so much.
Oh dude, the amp was fucking lagging again.
I need to figure out what that is.
To-do list.
Please put it back, Con.
I need to figure out what that was.
You should switch arms you can't work out just the right arm my guy.
month I re-subscribe for free and I donate the same message this
I am about to slay your spire.
Catch you looking mighty fine today.
Am I at the right channel?
Is this the rage baiting slay the spire to stream?
Aspireable Lich, you see tremendous, goes upon a trusty liftoff, that's it, I promise.
Oh my god.
Oh god.
down fellow filiactory
What does that even mean?
What does that even mean, chat?
share the same goal. Here cloud all that I live.
Okay we got Niau's Fury. World of Warcraft.
Diltin Damage. Diltin Damage that put two Ram Cards from your
just kept all in your hand it goes
kinda good
this guy that's kinda good
kinda not bad
right cause you could
you know use some opcads
bang get back in
that's an opcad that's an opcad
for the other character, which had the kings
all the king abilities, okay much
Inkdonk pus in the wazooken smells like a shoe is bad at Poe
Okay. You may ignore paths and choose next rooms to travel three times. Wait, you may
ignore paths and choose next rooms to travel three times. The first three or I'll catch
Yeah, granted your fish. Oh booboo. Hey booboo. Hey booboo.
Hey booboo. Hey booboo. Test opener. Test opener. Test opener.
Fuck it, Louise. Appreciate it. It's going to be good, right?
I want to test something so bad, I don't want this open at all.
OK, listen what we got.
We got a shop here, but I got no golds.
This is kind of pointless.
We get a boss there.
We go to that shop and we go to that boss.
So I'm thinking, ooh.
Dude, I'm thinking here, here, here.
here, here, there, there, dude boss maxing, oh wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,
now we do great, we great, we great, okay, you'll look, what the fuck is this, Otzi absorbs
all unblocked attack damage
okay
what it's got one hp though to the resurrect
chupro
defend strike strike
okay i mean wait does it just take the whole 11 damage or to take what what's gonna happen here
Because we'll assume it's not gonna...
That's... and like Rez is instantly dude! Oh my god!
Rez is instantly! Wait, where's the top right cam? Please go top right, okay.
I'm not sure what's up with him.
Bodyguard summon 5.
Summon Otzi with 5 HP.
47 Wraiths to make sure he's got 5 for this combat.
Otzi deals 7 damage, deals additional damage, equal to Otzi's current HP.
oh
Wait a healed one and started to end summon one summon ones
someone else with one HP
I've already summoned Racer's Magnex B1 for this combat.
Oh, wow, so if you keep him alive, he ramps.
Ooh, I think an Otzi build is looking kind of nice.
I'm thinking an Otzi build is looking kind of nice.
Are you going to finish that last Terraria run?
I love your tits. Thank you bro, appreciate that.
75? Unleashed. Wait, this character seems to have a
pallid! What? Can I be real? This character seems to have a pallid.
I was thinking of him as you retain a card in your hand.
Advertain to a card in your hand. 74 game blocks even.
you play a card that costs two or more gainful block. I'm going to OZ build. We're going
to OZ build, Jared is what it is. Exhaust your hand, draw ten cards. Nope. What if you
add a card that gains block to your deck and try it with nimble? Increases block gain by
this guy by two 70th ticket first because console cucks are the biggest
pay-piggies after mobile got cha bozos and they will gobble up all the slop and
disuse happily without any bad ratings
We want card you know
Dude good luck good luck
Okay, some of four blocks seven
Some of five yes, so this is sick
What the heck?
But the scarer is broken.
Okay, deals no damage.
Just throw two cards.
What?
How is this balanced?
I don't understand so your character has a built-in ramp mechanic built in healing built
in defenses the whole character is built in like how can I possibly lose I'm ramping
how can I possibly lose it's over oh my god this is so easy wait what the character just
seems to be the most overpowered character ever. Retain 7-3, Otzi heals 5.
Spurs, you can keep that on you whenever you want to use it.
Wait, what does my thing say? Whenever I can't, whenever you add a card that gains
block, that gains block. Kill 4 damage, put the card in your discard pile.
Deal deal for damage put a card and just go on your hand exhaust
Do you like damage to all enemies?
So dude you can so when you can reap
But it's kind of insane what
Eight damage to all enemies that just seems really strong
Reviewing we take retain some of the three of the else five
Yeah, okay. Let's do it. I mean, this ulti build is kind of working so far, so we'll just keep doing it.
Pull aggro straight away.
7-5.
8-10.
I'm ramming bitch, what are you gonna do?
Or how is this balanced?
What? Healing back up, baby, healing back up. Wait, this character says broken. What
am I missing here? This is like the easiest character ever. Like, I've never
had it so easy in the other game. I was gonna deal 7 damage, add retain. Wait, add
retain your card in your hand gain seven block apply seven into all enemies
doom what says at the end of your turn each enemy the need to turn if it has at
least as much doom as HP it dies
I like that Ethral first attack each turn deals 50% damage
Dude, that's so sick.
Ascension zero only!
Hey, darling, that guy's in there real hard.
Okay.
I've never got the sword, let's do the sword.
Let's grab the sword, let's upgrade, by the way.
Let's upgrade my fucking shirt.
Smith, uh, negative pulse.
What does that look like?
Eight blocks, seven doom.
What does this one do?
Pull three cats.
Niaos Fury, oh, great.
Niau's Fury, oh great, I mean we should definitely do Niau's Fury, right?
How does this one do? One cost? One cost? I love when it does one cost.
7 and 5, we block 9.
I think we're gonna do Niau's Fury, because it looks cool.
I like using this one as well, it just feels nice.
Yep, let's do it.
Huh?
Do it.
Yeah, Niau's Fury, Niau's Fury, A-0, cozy vibes with the boys.
Shut the fuck up, bro. You- moe, you guys ain't even beat this.
16 damage.
Nooooo!
Uh, was that a good thing or a bad thing?
Wait, I don't know if they better than that.
Okay, nice.
This guy's trying to ramp through like a little bitch.
Negative pulse.
Here we go, boys.
Negative pulse.
So am I going to get a 7?
Or how much am I going to get a 7?
Because it is 7.
Let's see you kill me now, bitches.
Oh my god, he keeps doing it.
How does he keep doing it?
Wait, maybe this is harder than I thought.
7-5, 7-3, 3-3 is 9, he's going to do it again, keep him alive, keep him alive, we've got a ramp, Otzi.
No, legit, like how is this card in the game?
I don't get it. Think about it. What is Otzi? Otzi is a ramping, tanking, defense that gets
more and more damage. Right? How is that balanced?
We need to just keep alive, Aussie keep alive, keep alive, keep alive.
I need more heals for Aussie actually though.
Ah, is that how Aussie dies though?
Aussie dies by dying.
Ah, wait a minute, I see, I see, Aussie can lose.
You just have to keep your whole thing as to keep Otzi alive to let it ramp.
20 damage.
Otzi, does this one do damage?
5.
Ah, I see.
This is how he stops it.
So it can stop me from ramping by keeping Otzi low.
So I need Otzi healing and I need block.
That's what I need.
It's a really braindead playstyle though.
This is the equivalent of playing a BM Hunter.
Make Ultinemma go up, me taking her damage and me wanting to show you.
Oh my god dude, stop it.
I need weak, I need weak cats to make this guy weak.
If I make this guy weak, Potsy would be so much more healthy and then I would have done
Sometimes an enemy can kill them by now.
Gazi build?
There we go.
Ailt, that's three damage.
Tilted with energy equal to his current HP.
Okay.
At least he's gonna die that better.
Fucking lock.
I have to keep up to the alive man.
the fuck.
Otzi, please!
Stay alive, Otzi!
Stay alive!
What do you mean, what am I doing?
The reason I can do a high damage attack is because I'm keeping Otzi alive.
Do you know how to say another is working?
This eel is crazy!
Okay, nine damage.
Okay, seven block.
There we go. Nabel good. Ozzy survives this hit. I want some next turn. Watch.
Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes.
Boom, healing up.
Twenty-two damage.
Fifteen. Fifteen.
Here it comes.
The ramp's coming, Jeff. The ramp's coming.
I can't do that, I gotta defend.
Okay, I mean, Evangeline's gonna, oh my god, it keeps in 20 damage.
I'm gonna kill him with Doom Evangeline, chat.
Look, my Doom's ramping.
My goob's ramping.
32 damage, 9 damage.
Okay, see, 7 block.
That makes me get net positive HP.
Okay, we're going for some damage here, chat.
We're going for some damage.
BOOM!
One is your damage again, dude. Again, I got to keep him alive. Holy fuck. Okay, this
character is kind of Zed DBS. It's kind of weird. The only reason he's Zed DBS is because
I don't have recovery, so we're just going to get recovery. We're good. Okay, nine damage.
Come on, do some damage again. Bang. Well, here we go. Here we go. We're coming. Look
Look at the size of Otzi though bro, Otzi's fucking ramping.
SENSION ZERO AVERTEN
SENSION ZERO AVERTEN
SENSION ZERO AVERTEN
SENSION ZERO AVERTEN
SENSION ZERO AVERTEN
SENSION ZERO AVERTEN
SENSION ZERO AVERTEN
Crash the fucking server!
Wait, I'll see me? Cause I'll see a string?
Oh my god, bro, we got that
Let's
I
didn't ask where it sucked by the way.
Oh
Did I gotta kill him right now?
Ostefights, Osterblasts, and Osterclusts maintain Ostef's tissue within the Ostean, supporting Osteological structure
It's pronounced Otsi-Nerd, ass-bozo-bitch
What the fuck happened
Okay, yo
Guys we know do they I mean it during games so I'm telling us this
Since you already are slay the spire to master this should be easy for you little guppy a simple math problem
Can't you please tell me what is 15 plus 9 minus 7?
what 15 plus 9 minus 7
no no 10 seconds
15 plus 9
I got your doggy
you got your dog
I got you open your doggy like that bro
now that's bullshit
oh see
did you guys hit him?
28 doing nuked
I'm gonna strike
Yes. I like that. Wait, Doom is after? It's after. No way. Whenever it attacks the damage,
they also apply that much Doom. Wow. Wow. Wow. That just is double damage. That's just
double damage. This is double damage for everything.
Autodale's 3 damage, his card's got 0, but he has attacked this turn, flatten.
Autodale's 3 damage, if it's the first time this card has been played, wait, wait, this Autodale's 3 damage, if it's the first time this card has been played, this turn draw 1 card.
Do you know that these 3 mana cost abilities, I'm not a huge fan of.
Fitch.
Whenever it attacks, it'll damage. It will supply damage too.
Hmm.
Fuck it. Let's try it.
It's just the issue is like how do you get it off, right? You have to get it off at some point.
Club damage, like I'm cucked. I can't do it on this opener. I'm just gonna leave it.
So we're gonna do this.
Oh, I'm just taking the dick right here. What do we got?
Draw three cards.
Four, seven.
Throw that.
Nine.
Seven plus five.
It's greater than nine.
Shadowkite, do the re-perform. Relax.
Let's have to take the head, but I don't want to take the head.
Seven four.
See, like, if I can just get to the point where he's doing a buffer something, and then that's
when I cast Rebecom, right, that'll be GG.
Okay, Spur's gonna heal him up.
Putty guy's gonna heal him up.
Doing nine damage.
Lock here.
I'm trying to protect him for a big hit.
easy effect on us. Okay, re-perform nine times through this 18 damage.
So I'm fucking cucked if I do it!
Okay, what's he lives what's he lives re-perform again what the fuck do I do?
I'm cooking I cannot do re-perform bro. I want it's just cooking my draw bro.
Re-Rome is cooking my draw.
This was a terrible idea. Why the fuck did I re-perform? I got baited.
16, I'm cooked again bro, I'm cooked again.
Bodyguard, spur, lock, live!
Negative pulse, the fan, fan.
22.
22.
Oh man.
Oh man.
The thing is I will be good whenever I can get a guy, whenever I have the card and he's not doing damage, it's gonna be good.
It's just, that's never happening.
It's just always attacking, so then if he's always attacking, I can't, I can't ever do
it.
There we go, there we go, there we go, there we go, there we go.
Did you know?
Stay down, stay down, Pussy.
Wooo!
If you do not play any attacks during your next turn, Gain is just no, you, okay.
deal 9 damage.
Maybe this is a strength of turn.
Next turn summon 2 and gain.
Ooh.
Ooh.
This could allow me to get off the power.
Do you have 9 damage?
Add a soul into your draw pile.
This could allow me to get off the power.
You know what I'm saying?
But no.
If there's a chance I'll be getting that and then getting the next shot, it's gonna be so low.
I mean, it's pretty good. It's pretty damn good.
But no, I don't think someone's suggesting my build.
No.
I
Can retain it
Hey, wait
Retaining doesn't waste the draw right wait retain doesn't waste the draw does it
Retain doesn't waste the draw because it's in my hand already
Yeah, we'll come and do that. GG. And then I can just use it whenever they do a buff.
Whenever there's a buff fan, I can use it.
Okay, GG. We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
So that right now, we bomb. Bang.
Perfect.
Because what's he doing? He's doing fucking nothing. So GG.
He's bumping.
Dude, I ate noodles today. My titties just feel like fucking so plump, bro. It's hard to describe.
Uh, nice, nice, nice try buddy, nice try buddy, okay, now bless us.
I
Think damage I think myself, huh? I didn't give it nothing. I just got power interesting
But why did I get a free
Dude out of war synergizes my brain with my build chat
bro that's so sick oh it's a GG this guy's so cooked this guy's so cooked he's done
we got a build chat we got a build deal damage equal to enemies doom exhaust
Now, if you play a cat that costs two, Tamer will get full block.
And if you draw any through a cat, draw one cat.
I don't want to hear this.
Guys, just watch and learn from the master.
to
that sound lucky
11... where we going at 11? 7 Dome. It'll still go off, whiny.
Noo! Archieeeeeeeee!
Nine, I could pull that guy off for sure.
Two things for sure. Pass.
Bang.
Bang.
That's feeling good. Bullshit. Hey, scan the screen.
Holy fuck.
Can you get a pulse? This is gonna fucking get up, maybe?
Summon 5, uh, obviously he's not HP, I gotta defend.
Okay, wait, that guy's dead next turn anyway, but he gets his turn, which is a bit unfortunate.
Couldn't do 12 damage to someone.
9 plus 7 plus 3.
16.
Okay, we gotta defend.
Okay, take notes.
Take notes.
This guy dies after this attack, which is a bit sad.
I am going to take a little bit of damage here. This is what it is.
Bang, he dies.
Okay, negative pulse again.
I nearly level up negative pulse. Let's try this.
Did I need to level up negative pulse? The shit is like literally hard-carrying me
11 damage
But wait he got a lot of these guys dying over here. It's three times three nine
Do I take damage again?
oh god oh god am i gonna die what's the message yeah what's the mess
AHHHHHHHHH!
Bruh! Bruh, why am I dead? Why am I dead? 9 plus 9 is 18.
5, 5, 15, 9 plus 1.
I live, I live, just, I live, just.
I live, just.
Okay, thank god, we actually, we actually do something here.
7 plus 5. Okay, we're gonna choose an damage. We're gonna choose an damage.
Let's get the kill, bruh. Let's get the kill.
24 and 31. Is he in? We get 21 doom.
Dead ass! He lives!
Okay, they both die on their turn. They both die on their turn.
Okay, I won. I won, I won, I won.
Okay, they do that thing and then that others kind lives one turn seriously
Did this is some gassy ass TV gangler here, bro, this is some of the cut menu touch it
Holy fuck
Second turn 40 block. Oh, that's really good
Why is that good chat? Why is that good deal a damage apply doing equal to damage deal? Nah
I'll do seven damage hits in additional time. It'd be too time. It's that's doing that
There's two strength gain
power
Start of each turn
Hmm wait me losing strength doesn't affect Autsy
right wait me losing strength doesn't affect yeah okay yeah we'll do it okay
I'm going to Smith by the way so just letting you know
I need eight blocks to edge.
Alright, we're done. Let's go, let's go.
Can't do strength.
I mean, kinda, we'll just drink it anyway.
Let's sleep.
So, while it's asleep...
Plating.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I can just go for the draw.
But I'll re-perform.
Man, that's so sad.
I'll go for the draw for the re-perform chat.
If you didn't land it
Well, wait, that was some how much oh, hey, I can do it anyway
But then this is GG bro, this is GG bro, you know, I got I got fucking Reaper form
I got Reaper form and I got friendship up. It's over
It's over
At the end of this turn, the Lava game I've been living with is HP and Dice, but that's
just our turn.
Okay, it's GG.
Um, retain.
Okay.
19 damage, okay, here we go, now we're cooking, now we're cooking.
Check this out, check this out.
We got four, dude, we got four.
Look at this.
walk? Oh dude we got Pyro and we got Buddy God. Oh dude how can I lose now? How can I,
legitimately how can I lose now? I don't even see how, I don't understand how I could possibly
lose. Oh dude GG. 21, I'm not through 18, strike. It's so over, it's so over.
This guy's cocked
Oh here we go, this is filthy, this is filthy, this is filthy
Bang, it's double damage as well because I got really warm
Did he just did?
When I really was, he just did
Take a turn, okay
Congrats, that was the easiest boss ever
That was so easy, that was so easy.
That was so easy.
Simon 5, what about Ozzy, Liz, HP,
all enemies losing them at HP as well?
Oh.
He lost her hand, nine casts were exhausted.
This way, game one and tangible.
No, whatever you play as soul, Simon 1.
Nope, this one's crazy.
The fuck is that card dude,
I just tank up Ozzy and I just win.
You know, I don't see how I could possibly this is the most pop out of here out of all the heroes that ever put if I lose this run
I am a
dog
Now it's a scour doing to study schools
My name is simple vengeance for my family. I'll reach the top and make him pay
The great fork ads
Had brothers and gang two energies draw two guys lose one max HP
I obtained 4 Wax Relic to every 3 combats.
Every 3 combats your left most Wax Relic will melt away.
I get to pick?
Oh my god, 8-7?
One strength only?
Ooh.
Gets burr.
Pull aggro.
Unleash.
Bodyguard.
buddy God yep hang very buggy tomato these are very
pokey's I got 400g we'll go to the let's see it we got shop here I can shop
there okay we got one boss here one bus here two but okay two bosses this way
Two bosses that way.
Wait. Shop.
Shop one boss. Two boss.
Three boss. Shop.
Oh, that's insane. That's a crazy wrap.
So we go this way, this way.
This way, this way.
This way.
This way, this way.
Bang
Chora cock I already did that already did that dude
Okay, good stuff cock has been run
Better ooh, hopefully you can finally steal something good from me, bro
Yo, I'm about to get fucked
Do I really have to block warm this like do I really have to get ten block?
Wow, I can't believe this. This Mantis is cooking me.
Okay, what's he got? Of course he takes it. He always takes a good guy. He never takes a bad cat, bro.
Summon 7
It's like banking that summon 7 is like banking block
That's a broken summoners. It's banking block and it also gives you damage
Like how was that allowed?
How was that allowed?
Negative pulse is so strong by the way, holy fuck, it's so strong.
But he just did it, right, dude?
Uh, what's he gonna do?
16 plus 8?
I mean, he had to shit me here, bro.
Bang.
So close to killing him, not quite though.
Guys, this is really pure quid. This is the most unadulterated stream I've ever watched on Twitched.
Oh, yeah, deep- okay.
Get interacted with, bitch. Get interacted with, bitch-ass.
Wait, what?
Okay, he's under the doom cap, right?
So therefore, what are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
NOOOOO!
WHAT THE FUCK?!
He does like my best god
What
I need your area of control got a little bit. All right now fuck this
That's some bullshit
okay that's I'm gonna be real that sucks that does suck ass
the same damage help me somehow they're gonna live and die
still in life
I just died of my fucking my doom. So we just chill
Summon five did some of the fact that I can do that is the same
Let's just depend on
And the fucking backseat tags whose back like who's back hitting like you think I'm brah
I'm barely ever in jail. I'm back again. Who thinks I'm getting back seated. Are you like are you retarded?
I any advice checkers is like whenever I read it. It's always retarded
The fact you think that I'm even taking any advice is pathetic
Truly pathetic
Yeah, this is gonna be those brain dead here around all the heroes
I'm like compared to my last guy I had to think so much
This guy to here. I'm just like whatever did I'm just randomly like to make all these lines up and make defense go up
I can't do it
You lose
Another negative pulse didn't fuck we just stack those bro
There's some dimensions in a somebody's times in a retain they'll live in every way up to negative pulse maxing
I'll see you plus 11 damage and plus 2 vulnerable enemies, deal 5 damage to the next time, maybe
so 3 HP and 3 souls.
Apply 10 damage from 5 damage for every 10 damage done already on the enemy.
Huh, whenever you apply a deal of the enemy, they take 9 damage.
Whenever you shuffle your draw pile, choose a card from it and put it in your hand.
Put an attack from the draw pile in your hand and you're lost.
Wow!
First time you play a power each gains 7 block.
7 block on using power!
The first time each comeback, there's time each comeback.
There's a skill. I'll let this one.
GG.
GG.
Yeah, it doesn't matter. First time, it doesn't matter. I use the power. Think about it. I often don't use the power jet all the time.
I have two powers that I want up at all times.
Uh...
It doesn't matter, one time it comes it's fine.
It's, guys, you understand I struggle right to get re-perform off.
The fact is here, like, look, I have 14 plus 2, so now I can re-perform and just chill.
I can necromancer and chill.
I can necromancer and chill, but I think we re-perform and chill.
Bang.
21 armor.
So I got the extra armor from that?
Bang.
Like, turn to re-perform, it's nice.
And now I can just cook.
Should I- I probably should use the other one.
I was actually going to bad.
Just watch and learn, chat. Watch and learn. Watch and learn.
I can kill this guy after this next turn.
Is there a menu?
He has a turn though, that's a annoying thing.
Huh?
Oh, he just resammed. Oh, what the...
Wait, I one shot him. Did I one shot him?
That was really bad, I should have just hit the boss. I'm retarded.
I am retarded chat. There's no doubt about it
No doubt about it, but the cool thing is this character is retarded. Oh my god
Yeah, I still took damage cuz what am I doing?
You just gains three Georgia cats and started to an applied three doomed yourself
Nah, I don't want a timer on myself. That's like giving the enemy a ramp condition on me
Very you apply deal with the enemy that he's any damage now. I'm gonna go with Pallagra, dude
Good room. I think I don't want to be on air
Now, I'm a pussy.
Remove two strikes and an ultimate strike to your deck.
Remove two defense and an ultimate defend from your deck.
I mean, two hell yes.
You have the echoes of metal upon metal on the other side of a wall as you pressure
head against the wall and listen in the wall opens up reeling hulking six armed figure
toiling away.
Let's face it, the swirling vortex and glows of glowing sigils that shift about.
One within its ending spirit just found my workshop.
Let's get combining!
Okay, we're doing this one.
Basically, I just deleted a strike, so I'll take it.
My day's getting real nice, Chad.
It's getting real nice.
Okay, 22 damage on open.
Wait, it's only plus one.
What?
There's only plus one, aren't you?
Okay, wait, I get how much do I get?
Seven block.
Is that seven block?
Seven plus seven?
No, I need more.
Five plus nine.
Okay, I got five.
I got five.
I got five.
I got five.
I got five.
I got five.
I got five.
16 damage.
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you, man.
Okay, I can get that shit back.
Let's get that shit back.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
We're just ramming?
We're ramming?
We're about to ramming?
Can you see anything?
We're just ramming, we're ramming, and we're about to ramming, 27.
Okay, this is a modded character, this is a modded, you really think I play a modded
character?
You think I would play him, you think I'm a modding, fucking, uh, Andy.
Do I look like a modded character?
Look at me, bro.
Oh, this guy's coaxed, it's over.
GG. You give me a chance to use my abilities instead. Sorry to say.
Dude, I can do both. Oh my god, I can do both.
BOOM! BOOM!
GG. Once I ramp it's done. Like legitimately once I ramp it's done.
Uh, I don't know. It's actually done.
Thirteen times three.
Dude, I need a weak. I need a source of weak. That is so much damage.
That is so much damage.
35. Wait, I still live.
24. I could just kill him now, but then I take- I don't want to take any damage.
Okay, I don't want to take any damage.
Thank you. You're gonna die, Pussy.
Oh, wait! Do I get one hit for hitting him?
Oh, wait, maybe I could have hit him. I think I could have hit him to get a thing.
He's dead anyway, right? Yes.
I could that's the beauty chat I can still fuck up and still win
So we just hit him so I get a point back to my right bank someone said pull that girl
Okay, just live 29 he did that but damage. No good
Very five cards and you dig deal three people need to get to this rest side
We got rest side so if I rest I go 15 up and we go that I should fucking rest thing
75 exhaust one car from your drop off
that's good
30 years of blasting dudes oh that's the source of wake that I needed but it's
like a shit source of wake it's a shit source of wake though
Yeah, I feel like this is better.
Yeah, I'm gonna wear that.
21 targets.
I already do like non-doom per whole target, so if you talk about 8 times 2.
I think. Can I? There's somebody with a power, right? Somebody with a power? Again. How much?
Seven. There we go.
That's strong. That thing is so strong. All that G. You were criticizing me for using?
It's so strong. Okay, watch this. Did he put days in there? He didn't put days in there
8 times 2.
Damn it! Good win scenario in there.
14. 8 plus 8 times 2 is 16.
I can cleanse and defend.
That's stupid as fuck to cleanse and defend, right?
Um, I'm supposed to cleanse and defend?
What do you cleanse and defend, dude?
Fuck it.
Hey, wait, this is actually good.
Some really interesting strats you can do here, chat.
Some very interesting strats.
A-Zero Gamer?
Yeah, I'm just learning.
I'm learning.
I'm learning.
Okay, you say I'm A-Zero Gamer, yet I'm about to win the first try.
That means I'm cracked.
I
Haven't you possibly coming watch what if I just went 10 out of 10 dude like the other day
I just went 10 out of 10 the other day and you call me washed
You got unhinged and saying that it's dude.
Uh, what if it attacks deal damage?
Do I want to re-perform?
Okay, let's do a re-perform, bro.
I'm gonna fucking want 40 damage, you hear me?
Don't use nade!
Check out border d4, that's it.
That's it. I got border d4, legit.
I don't think there's any way I lose, but as long as I fuck my deck up, I don't think
I can lose.
I gotta- I don't see how a boss could kill me.
Ah.
Oh, he's hitting me right.
Dude, why won't he hit me, bro?
Hit me, you bitch!
Hit me, you bitch!
Fucking hit me you bitches!
That's a well, do you know what? I will lose versus a guy who doesn't hit me.
Fuck, I just not the thing that he would have killed himself just now, but I'm retarded, so.
Why, I shouldn't have blocked. Yeah, I shouldn't have blocked. That was done, that was done to block.
Summon three, exhaust one card from your draw plop.
Get there, you'll apply two vulnerable.
I kind of like clans because it will allow me to get rid of those annoying
cards.
I think it's how many bad cards I've got on my deck right now.
I've just got like four.
I've got four defense, right?
Which I can get rid of.
And then it allows me to get rid of like debuff cards.
I'm gonna do just you two. Two means I can't get like clamped on basically. Off-plating?
I'll take it. That's nice. Plating's nice. Hey bosses are my bitch. Okay this guy, easy
easy. We can just kill him by uh, we can kill him easily. Check this out, check this out.
That's 7 armour, 15 armour, he's doing 3 times 7, 14 and we're just necrosing again.
18 damage, okay we have 14 defense right but my plating is going to give me 3.
wait can I pull aggro and re-perform I think I can pull aggro and re-perform GG
game over it's already game over this boss is dead this boss is dead
did I can kill him without even check I could kill him get this
Oh
Don't do it. No, don't do it. No, no
Cancel cancel
Cancel can I not use cancel? I don't want no cancel cancel cancel cancel cancel
Back I do that
Oh, it doesn't let me cancel.
It doesn't let me cancel.
Whatever.
Alright, so I gotta be more careful when I use that.
I gotta be more careful when I use that.
Like, don't even use that.
I shoulda used that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god I want to kill him so I get up. I'm sorry chat. I it's literally got an advance
Dude, the days is ethereal anyway.
What am I doing?
I'm trying so hard to like play this guy and beat him like cleanly, but I could just like
spur out and there's no way out.
Dude, there's no way I lose, right?
What am I doing?
I need to stop yoloing my cleansers.
Holy fuck, I'm such an idiot.
I do know what, I think I went crazy with two cleansers.
two cleansers too much
like what's in my drop power right now
fucking nothing
okay we gotta, we loot at days right?
and then we cleanse at days
I can cleanse at cleanse but that's
retardation I think, if you do that
it's out of your second turn gain
two power
bro
Juan Cleat synergy with Candelabra synergy is so dirty. Oh
my god
So I basically get 14 bonus blocks. It's like two block cards, right? Like two decent block cards and
I get two extra which allows me to basically get my power. I want early game draw now
I think it'll six damage when you beat black out the cost two or more return this you know deal damage equal to doom exhaust
I don't even like that. What's the point?
Ah, this lets you win one turn early.
Oh, does it not remove Doom?
Does it not remove Doom?
Does it keep Doom?
Because it didn't say deal damage equal to enemy Doom, it didn't say removes Doom.
So it just does like a part of damage.
12 damage, upgrade to re-random cars and palm.
You could retain it for whatever the fuck you feel like using it.
See, you don't have to keep using it.
That upgraded is kinda nice, eh?
That upgraded is kinda nice.
Cause then it doesn't eat your drawer, you just sit it in your bag.
So there, whenever you want it, whenever you feel like using it, you just use it, right?
Yeah, let's do it. I'll do it.
Let's upgrade it straight away, dude. Fuck it.
Smith.
Nah, fuck that. This one's good.
Getting retain on this is so powerful, chat.
Because if retain on it, basically means it doesn't eat my draw.
And it not eating my draw is, like, super integral to the plan.
Okay, we can only, we just do ripform next turn, so let's just survive the open air jet.
Uhhhhhhh.
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Ripform.
I think I'm one. I think I'm one. I don't see how I can possibly lose this point. I
don't even need to look like I'm that
paffle chat you're all bundles cork is
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and clans and there's killer guy here
Oh, should I try times up for science I'm talented I'm retarded 1626
Don't do I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it times up
Oh, it keeps the dome it keep broke it keeps the doom and then adds the doom because it's an attack
What the
So it like doubles their doom and does the damage. Oh my god, bro. This character is over tuned
This character is over tuned
Trip of your block
No, I don't need that.
This character is over chained.
Woo game lock. Apply one week.
That's cracked.
That's cracked.
That's cracked.
That's so cracked.
Dude, that's GG.
Holy fuck, that's so GG.
I literally will not lose.
What's his worm gun?
His worm is going to AUM down.
8 to 5.
Oh, he's doing a lot of damage, eh?
I might take some damage here. 18? 14? What do we got? I'm taking some damage I think.
Ow. Okay, two and two is my big turn, Jet. Two and two is my big turn. So, we have six
power. Seven times two. We hit this. Wait, this? Yeah. Ditto, I'm so chilling. I'm so
chilling. Let's lay out my deck a little bit. Let's lay my deck up a little bit. And then
the cinnamonly meow meow sfeary can't hurt right i could save this for something more
that i'm owning so much it doesn't matter it literally doesn't matter
44 42 i didn't want to do you know what it's even desynchronized let's just defend an afk i'll
miss you to the afk bro let's just give them all the same life
jet thrust watch
I
Can't clean I can't cleanse I want to cleanse I
Can't I have to int him no
Fuck bros
Okay, sometimes two.
Gonna get a pulse.
Gonna have to get him out of here.
I can one-shot one of these guys.
19, he's doing 10, 28.
Dang.
I guess killing one early is fine, right?
I can kill that one. Let's see, I can kill one with this.
If the other team isn't still alive, there's always two turns of HP.
So I kill that one there.
Alright, so we kill this one. Bang, he's dead.
And then we just have to kill this one here.
It's a little bit... Okay, he's sitting in that one turn. No, he's back!
He's back!
Oh no! Wait, I could get puttin' some sort of infinite loop, Chad.
I could get puttin' some sort of infinite loop.
Ah fuck bro, we got it, dude, what?
Okay wait.
12.
10.
9.
Oh my fucking god, chat. Oh my fucking god.
Dude, I'm cooking myself.
Oh my god, I can't believe I graded it. I was like, I'll just kill one and it doesn't hurt.
Like, I'll kill it before the other thing happens and then I didn't have to constantly kill it.
Now, desynchronize.
Let's just re-sync the mold to 25 and go from there.
Yep.
Let's just re-sync to 25 and go from there.
Oh my god, I'm perking, Chad. I'm fucking retarded.
What am I doing? Okay. Nigger monster.
The hand, the hand.
You want to just get resetting them?
Did I get die?
Okay, 19, 25.
Okay, the way to do this is just not die and just, okay.
This guy's doing 8, 6, 6.
Okay, that one.
Take no damage.
Plag, row, chill.
Just relax.
What a weird issue to have!
Okay, AOA. AOA. That's empty, so I can actually just use it.
It's better. Okay, it's UD. I let them break my armor, and they kill themselves, right,
25% additional gold. Okay, lose 2 strength. Anyway, lose 2 strength. Exhaust.
I'll steal 60 damage because it's there
Reap
The
This does technically help me it's free. It just makes them do less damage. It's probably good for stolen, right?
It's good for stolen actually scripted. What do you mean what scripted me wing?
Double damage, stereo.
Dude, we got another one of these weak ones, and we gotta buy that.
This thing is insane.
This card never goes bad.
Apply one weak instead of air combat.
That could allow me to maybe get an opener, right?
Every time you play five cards, it will turn into 10 damage with one of these.
That's what it means to stand next to him
I think we go up and I could go hard
We go up and I could go hard
Upgrading throughout this is nice. That's good we got them.
The better I can do with getting a smithing of course chat, of course the smithing.
She had faith, what happens when we do this? Enemy loses three strength.
So that, the five plus is cracked. The five plus is cracked.
It's after this is a therial jet, so I have to always play this right
So I'm like I'm retard maxing if I don't play it so then I have to upgrade it
You got look at the theory you gotta play it all right watch the line boys watch the line watch the line
Okay
Two? Thirteen.
Can we take the dick in the ass and then open the head, don't we?
Dude, share fate? Nice.
This is gonna be so nice.
So we're gonna fringe it, share fate, this thing.
this thing um I can't get it that back we gotta take no
No damage.
Cramp.
Nice.
Nice.
Hey, this is my big opener. Damn it! I got no powers!
What?
I got no powers!
That's unlucky.
27, bro.
Wait, I gotta turn to the right.
I gotta turn to the right
34 defense I think no damage here. I can play a potion, but there's no need to I'm not gonna die here
Six times two times up kid defy so chill
I could just cleanse the ultimate strike. I don't need it.
Oh, it could help me though, couldn't it? It could help me.
What is this build? This build is like the Stole build.
49 damage from the right by the way. Holy shit. Holy shit.
Get my life by the way. What's up? 24 damage? Bitch.
Hey, nothing.
You ain't nothing, homie.
Abrams, bro, it's over.
Abrams, it's over, bro.
It's over, bro.
It's over, bro.
We're re-performing, obviously.
Yeah.
18 damage.
It's nothing, right?
That's nothing right?
Especially if I turn towards it.
Did he ulti lives?
Ulti lives.
Ah shit, that one's back.
Doesn't matter, 7 damage, 12 damage.
There we defy this guy to reduce damage.
I can negative pulse some shit back. Let's do that.
Uh, let's do this. Oh! No! Wrong one!
Meow spirit, meow, meow spirit attack!
Bang!
What is that? What is that? What is that? He might use some shit. Meow.
No, it's not. It's meow spirit check. Meow.
OOOOOOOOH!
Wait! I have to take it and do this as bad!
I could times up the right guy just to turn towards him.
How much is it? 50% more damage or something.
50% more damage.
Yeah, I think we do it. We're gonna do this. We're gonna do this. We're gonna go waterfied
potion and then fucking just do that. Bang. Nothing. Yeah, why not? Check. It's a good
play wait what are you guys saying I question mark it's literally best play
make them both wait let's just double eat this guy I can think of that's not a
good play what's another question mark that player it's a good play
52 damage. Okay dude. 26 damage. These guys did it? But once is that way it dies. It maybe
doesn't matter. I don't know what happens if we kill one first. Guess we'll find out
You did bitch.
Uh, how can I kill him?
Alright, I just let him hit me and then he kills himself.
He literally can't kill me. Him hitting me kills himself
This is gotta be the most braindead hair this I swear to God they put this to get hair on the game for retouch
But that's why they put this here on the game
Like that like man retouch can't beat the game. So you need to
So, you don't even need to do any maths.
You just spam shit that says summon and block and then you just win.
Legitimately.
I mean, I don't know, maybe it requires high level int to figure this out, but like, I mean
yeah, shit.
Till 7 damage, apply debuffs to all- wait, apply any debuffs on enemy to all the enemies.
Transform the card in your draw pile into salt, no?
I betcha.
I don't want any of these.
The misery one could be good, but I'm already ailing my shit anyway.
Matt, this one might be good, like, depending on if it multiplies-
What are you even on about, Quinn?
What are you even-
I'm gonna give two guys half doing.
the coin
What are you even on about other other Quinn? What are you? What are you even on about Quinn?
What are you even on about other coin?
What are you even on about other other Quinn? Holy shit, holy shit
Holy shit. I'm thinking of two guys have to admit that have 10 doom. It'll go 20 doom
For maybe it like giga multiplies the doom
I don't want it though anyway, I'm skipping, I'm skipping, I don't want it, you got to
dead, rumors say you can bestow blessings to those who wish the architect dead.
Seven random combats enemies in this room to one HP
Yikes
Savage combat fellow empty potions looks like we're gonna have to do glam. I think yeah, that is what it is
Random potions now what's your glam bro just climb
Hundred gold I have hardly any golds. We don't really want to fuck with the thing yet. Let's see if we got right hand
We got one boss there, two bosses left, two bosses right, and yeah I think I'm gonna
All right, and then this
Bang
Gg let's go some good shit
So right you need one okay
Ain't no way I'm gonna die you little bro, let's see
I just didn't go to my defy. I'm retarded. I should have used defy
I do survive.
Re-perform easy.
I do survive.
This guy's dead.
I'm not gonna play this so easy even with re-tons, even re-tons can play against me.
He's a ban, he's a ban, he's a ban, would ban again.
Proc, seriously?
I've been even playing it to- do you guys remember me playing the other character?
Wait, where's my playtime for this bit run?
I can't see it. Where's my playtime for this run?
This guy is so...
Braindead and so... broken.
This is legitimately the beam hunter of this video game.
Okay, wait, I kill him.
I can't just kill him right? I can't just kill him. I can't just kill him with these two kill him.
Oh shit he didn't die!
Oh no! Oh no!
No! I took damage!
Do I just use this?
Like 34.
Use this. Come on. Come on.
I took damage man fuck bro okay we got Glitter so Glitter repeats everything
deal a little damage and I just sold you a pile, Autsy deals 6 damage, replay 1.
That's a lot of damage!
Tilted damage, upgrade 2 granted cards and you just got a pile.
I would instantly upgrade everyone's fucking shit.
Wait, rave. So I would do one rave, right?
And it would just fill my bag up with souls.
And then I don't even need to use those souls.
I just could just let them fill my deck up.
Add soul plus to your draw bar
So I'd add two souls in my drop off, so I wouldn't need I could just let them fill my dick up
I mean, yeah, be kind of nice draw three cards exhaust. Yeah, so that'd be kind of nice wait
Do you have an image and so plus triple?
Be turbo it'd be turbo draw
This is a free damage and it just replace
This would upgrade my whole deck, so it would upgrade 4.
Ah, you can all do this for it.
You can't hit it, right?
One power for like all that draw.
Draw 2, 3, okay.
To the start of each combat raise, make sure you hit it.
No.
No.
Okay, nice.
Oh my god, my HP, but that's what happened.
huh? Oh, they're already waking, we're cat-ed.
You should have a fiber Joe shut the hell up
up. Reaper form. Reaper form. Reaper.
Dude, summon is the most braindead shit possible.
You, you...
Yeah, look at your time, we're gonna hold that shit.
Can you house fury? Let's just do it.
Okay.
BIG POKEET!
BIG POKEET!
Bro, I was- you guys were gonna be trying so hard before, by the way.
You guys remember me trying so hard, and now I just don't even try hard at all what the
Agile fuck broke.
This is retarded, bro.
This is so easy.
What a broken-ass build.
Okay, with my Soul plus, dude?
Huh?
It's back. How did it get back? Can I just kill him? I can just kill him. Wait, I don't
know, how does it work? Wait, how the fuck does it work dude? Like what the fuck though?
Can't hit any block.
As so, to the drop-off.
He'll 63 damage, replay one.
Yeah.
Apply three whips, what is this, putrefy?
Putrefy with her.
I mean, that one's nuts!
that's gonna be cracked at a boss there right three week three vulnerable how
could I go from there right one 26 now I mean you kids about that I need that
damage Brian gonna use that damage
we don't
six week is cracked the fact you think it's not correct crazy message me I want
save my gold when I save my gold. Fusion with that block A block, it's OHP, game heal one.
If I didn't give it that.
That, okay, what if you had a rest site? She's coming over there. Just, this, this means on the
boss I get one extra thing but nah. I mean maybe?
Fenerable T's it? Maybe? What do you guys reckon?
Let's do it. Just for the boss. Guys, you think I clicked the bad item right? You think I
I fucked up somehow.
You don't even understand what you're talking about.
Sounding so sad?
In Slay the Spire, Ascension Zero is basically the training wheels mode.
It's there so players can learn the mechanics, experiment with...
No one cares.
REEEEEEEEEETONNNNNN!
REEEEETONNNNN!
Wait what the hell is this? I didn't raise a bunch.
Beautify.
Wait, do I want to play a pow yet?
Maybe I'll not play a pow.
Okay, playing a pow is kinda cringe.
Playing a pow is kinda cringe.
Uh, playing a past kind of grinch.
It's a waste.
14 damage, I don't know what I'm gonna do with this.
Okay, my gameplay is good.
The thing is I don't even need to lock in on this fucking game, this character here is just so OP that I don't even need to lock in.
I'm like, I'm locked in.
I'm just spamming there, I'm legit, my build's so powerful that I'm spamming my shit.
What do you got, bitch?
D5.
Okay, reform.
I'm gonna let both my device wither. Is that bad? That's bad.
Is it bad? Nah, fuck that. Yes. Watch out that guy. Watch out that guy, baby. He's dead.
Okay, we got souls for get- Oh, we got souls.
Oh, this is nice.
What? Oh, shit.
Oh, uh, Clint.
Can we do damage here, Chad?
Summon? We got some summoning?
three summon summon five
two out of four you're one more you do a cleanse we're just playing so we're
just deleting some of you can't do whatever ultimate strike we guess and
And then, big dick, we're gonna want you to go ahead,
we'll just get the guy back, bang.
Literally want you to go up a little bit,
saying you literally just want you to go ahead
and you can kill that.
Wait, who thinks I'm mad?
Me, when you think I'm mad, what, you wanna hit?
Guys.
People have been spamming that pasta for so long and the whole week we had this competition
a hundred times.
You're taught it.
Without getting punished too hard.
Enemies are weaker, elites are less scary, and you can get away with sloppy play or weird
deck choices.
Compared to higher ascensions, it's very forgiving, almost like the game is holding your hand a bit.
Most players don't really stay on ascension zero once they understand the basics.
Wait, what the fuck is this? What is this?
An anonymous user gifted a tip.
Twitch, uh, ascension zero. Okay, cool.
Twitch is actively using one-inch instruments to do an omogle on stream.
Omogle is a one-inch style face-massing.
It makes me say it's similar to oh me monkey it and randomly pays for the stranger example of Quincy nine being mugged
Bro, what the fuck if we got any why does he need that? What do you need to include that?
bro
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ass. I'll put that at the beginning. Take the replies. Uh, skull, skull, two skulls,
two skulls. Oh, that's funny. Why? What is this? Oh, wow. Randomized
video chat services.
Uh, Quinn left his looks maxing and mewing so hard so he can mug the other guy in the
video, but the other guy is a real chat and mugs him so much it causes Quinn's cortisol
spike while his chat gesture maxes at his expense.
Bro!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No!
What?
Oh my god.
Holy shit!
That is toxic!
What? I mean, they can't do that.
They can't do that.
Hit me you bitch!
I guess I'll take it again, I'll go game 10 block castle chief arm.
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Bro, I mean how can I lose now how can I lose now? How am I gonna lose now?
How am I gonna lose now?
Spying to me. I'm gonna lose now legitimately
Cuz I don't see it
10 block on each combat start
This power is insane by the way
Stop this to this thing is insane by the way
So he's come back choose one as they're gonna come because in state cover 10 block. I thought the anger goes crazy
Then you're just letting him fucking now. We don't need to be a cleanse
getting the tin armor on open it is like allowing me to do a lot of powers
just gonna take it I should have taken the friendship card maybe you know the
fuck is this
okay I just beat PoE I finished the campaign with every character once and
And then quit because I already beat the game
Going from tier one to tier 17 maps makes no sense the monsters just have more health
Okay, this is sick
Future thigh with uh... brons.
Look at me go!
What's even happening to these boys?
This guy's getting fucking...
frame mugged, bro.
This guy's getting frame mugged so hard.
Holy shit.
Seven a week.
Six of honorable, bro.
Oh my god, dude.
Ah, wait, great.
What's he gonna do? This is the most braindead character ever.
I feel like I'm playing Vampire Survivors right now.
Ah, the shit Vampire Survivors that is.
He's dead. This guy's already dead by the way.
I time's up and he's dead.
Legitimately, he dies. Check this out.
Let's just do a negative pulse. Yeah, I'm leash
Holy shit
That's a dog shit-ass relic by the way tear relic. Oh my god, they'll told them to be it's for your end of this guy balls
Bruh, that's got great six cards on my dick
They'll apply doom wait apply doom equal to damage dealt
But that's that my power chip. That's literally stack my power
Dude so plus
They'll live in them should let me three play one that
How many cats I have that on upgraded
Peter bless clean plus to five plus G if they think is everything they're kind of already great it
Honestly, it's probably just a skip, it's probably just a skip.
I mean, double Doom damage is crazy, right?
That will fucking murder everything.
It's like Doom, so you do 10 damage, bang, Doom, and it's, I mean, it's gonna do insane
damage.
but do I need it?
I don't need it.
Too crazy, but I don't think I need it.
The thing is, how do I lose chat?
How do I lose?
I lose by not drawing enough defense cards.
How do I, is this a defense card?
No, yep.
That's how I lose.
You join the line of people entering a massive building
as you pass under a golden atuaque once bleak
and then you explode and streamers collide down
from the ceiling.
286 you are the decider for today's trial service decider
Reject you are not allowed to reject. I'm gonna. I'm gonna serve as a decider
Okay, you sit you sit in the chair decision-making the trial against the noble a powerful noble steps forward
You find a note in your pocket indicating that if you decide innocence, you'll be handedly has only rewarded the noble Bailey
argues against the corruption charges and gives you a knowing smirk okay you
can't stop corruption but you can get some bucket in your gold what you can
get you can bucket some gold grab the bellows decide decide decide and ever
great to your dick can I change her to gold unplayable
I think I've got a shop, right?
I do not have a shop, but I think I can get rid of it with Cleansick straight away, right?
Wait, I don't even need 300G.
That is nothing.
What's the point of having gold, Chad?
There's no point of having gold.
The Tavel noble was beheaded.
One less corrupt noble.
W!
Okay, you can't avoid all of these, right?
Wait, how does this work?
When I use this, what's going to happen?
Oh, yes!
You're cooked!
oh yes you're cooked you're cooked all right this guy's done
We got my time's up right?
We got my time's up, right?
We got my time's up.
We got my time's up.
Time's level.
Okay, whatever.
Aw, he's letting me get rape- when she's letting me get rape-
pull up and said she's just boring, I just win.
I need to end this anti-treat damage. Okay. Like I care, bro.
So what, bro?
Congrats.
Wait, is he a tank build? Is he trying to do what I'm doing? He's just a loser.
Right, that's basically what he gets. He's like a- he's some sort of loser trying to do what I'm trying to do.
Please. Just a bitch.
Uh-oh.
We're gonna take out one plant, who cares?
Okay, he's doing status card bullshit again, little bitch.
Yeah, I need to ramp on him!
So we need to hit him for damage.
Uh...
Bang.
This is all I can really do.
All I can do is this.
He burns in my dick, by the way.
Is he still in my dick?
He's still in my dick with burns, you little bitch!
Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
Kit, you're so retarded talking about this only being ascension zero.
You can just look at my fucking correct gameplay and extrapolate that and you'll see that
I've already beaten the entire game.
The harder difficulties are relevant to me.
Okay, finally we got a thing. Wait, wait, let me see ya.
We got this, it gives me ammo.
It's all ammo, nice.
What, he's free?
Alright, I think it's enough to kill him.
Hey, babe, can you kill him here?
So that's enough, that's enough to kill him, right?
I'm a retard! I'm a retard! I'm a retard! I'm a retard! I'm a retard!
No, I mean he killed himself. He killed himself anyway. Right? I don't know what I did. How did he not?
He's dead anyway, dude.
I'm just drawing for no reason, just drawing for no reason.
Die!
Die!
At the start of each combat heal the to- oh well.
So useless bro.
At the start of your turn add one sweeping gaze into your hand and replay one.
Lots of deals 10 damage to a random enemy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Smith.
Smith.
Do you know what, it going to 1 doesn't even help me that much.
It going to 1 legit doesn't even help me, because actually I get armor if it's 2 and
I don't get armor if it's not 2.
It's like playing a defense card.
Then again, it could be there if you've been getting it off and not getting it off during
the case phase.
You know we'll do it
Okay, let's see it if I lose this boss. I am the biggest
Ass eat at no one to man. Okay. I the most ass
All you kind of is anti doom with this guy's kind of anti doom, right? I
Got a really good oven of those so Gigi it's okay Quinn. I for one support you being on egg zero
You are already out of fingers and toes trying to do this math. There's zero chance you could do a higher difficulty.
I would easily do it. I would easily do it. I would leave it in my slave room and come back.
I can't wait. Future volume right now is kind of a waste.
But then again, once I get my ramp up, I'm GG. Let's just get my ramp going.
hi Quinn it's been a great 31 months I even started watching with my special
needs brother he loves the content but every time you scream retard I see the
like leave his eyes haha JK you do you King we love it
Oh, he's so cocked, this guy's so cocked.
I mean, this guy's so cocked, this guy's so cocked.
I don't see how I could possibly lose.
Look at how many buffs I have, bro.
I got all my shit up now, dude, you're done.
Sentry mode.
That is the power dude.
That's what I thought I'd never do that.
I thought I'd never do that.
Bro!
Skull emoji!
Yeah, we'll go get that.
17, 13, we don't need to do that, we'll just let this, I'm gonna let this all stay.
He lives, he lives!
Okay, let's check my draw file first. Okay, so...
Okay, we can cleanse first.
What are we doing?
In the middle of a boss fight, bro? Like, what are we doing?
Relax.
I fucking paused it!
Moron!
I didn't skip!
Lose!
I'm in the middle of a fucking boss fight!
Holy shit!
Okay, Reef.
Did he just kill this guy?
I can just kill this guy.
I can just kill this guy with 7.
Let's see how do we just kill him?
We just do this. Bang. Bang.
Hey, do I even need to?
Yeah, we do it.
Oh, dude, you can't attack though? You can't do that?
Really? No way.
Really?
It's fucking sad, bro.
Okay, he's intangible, I think he's good, bro.
There's a theory of an exhaust, so if I don't use it, it just wastes, so we just use it.
Even though it's doing nothing.
If we don't, cleanse.
Do you nips?
Basically, let me ramp up, so at this point here, he's actually just fucking cucked.
Okay, we have 4 power, we've got insane draw, but I don't even need the draw, let's see
we got 45 damage does mitigate the 45 damage, right?
41 damage right now. I think I just fully don't take damage there, right?
I just mug the shit out of this guy. We mug if we in the fire on full HP, don't we?
Yeah. Okay, intangibles now do nothing. So I literally have.
Like you can try brick me up all he wants, but he can't brick me up because I'm already picked up
I'm bringing myself up with infinite draw cards
You got nothing on me, you got nothing on me
What is doomed fully effective anyway, oh I get maximum effective dooms anyway
So I literally attack him during his intangible face
He's he's like thinks he's good right because he's intangible, but I'm just doing him through his intangible
sorry I just do full damage
he's done, he's actually just done
uh, some 5s to the C
5 we got, unleashes 1
can do a second flagra and he'll cleanse his mana chip
cleanse the ultimate strike, like fucking K.A.S
and then we unleashes some other pimpin' bitch ass
MOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
It's game over boys!
It's game over!
Check this out. I can actually kill him. I can actually kill him through. I'll kill him through. watch.
Oh- C'mon. There's no way.
That's someone lucky on the draw. Maybe I don't kill him through. Yeah maybe i want kill him through. Wait, what do we got?
No, i need to withdraw my dune cards. I do not withdraw dune cards.
I'm not going to take any damage to the guy, I'm going to kill him Jeth, that's not going
I'm gonna do I'm gonna take no damage on me. I'm gonna kill him
What an easy fucking game, baby, what an easy game. Oh
man, GG
Zero damage taken by the way
zero damage taken
for late space
for late space
Holy shit, I'm good at this game
first try fucking first try architect you killed my parents you killed my friend
you killed my life and I will now kill you killing Vigilance is it no thank you
okay keep the game again
I don't have to go game a chapter go game. I'll be real out of every hero. I've played that is by far the most brain-dead
the easiest and
the most overpowered
like you do not need to do math because you just chuck you basically
Block that doesn't expire right so you don't feel like actively block when you do blocking attack when you do attack you just store
or your HP in Summon.
So you just Summon, Summon, Summon, Summon, Summon.
And then even if you're Summoning
and they're not even attacking you,
it doesn't matter,
because you're just storing that for next round.
And then get this,
they allow you to bank that Summon
that is simultaneously a defense
and use it as an offense.
So you're stacking max HP that doesn't go anywhere
and then you can use it as a damage?
Well, me stacks Summon.
I mean it was kind of fun, but it was like honestly out of all the runs that was like the least engaged
I was at all the runs
I can't turn off the music go
Okay, holy fuck!
If that wasn't lagging it'd be fine. It's just lagging. To-do list, to-do list, fix, streamer,
lag, issue.
Okay.
The blight stop consuming.
The ground dry brittle begins to motion the clouds around the spire doused lands.
The sunlight pierces through newly formed cracks in the clouds.
It has been done. Someone has slain the spire.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, so guess what?
It was me, though.
The necromancer who is worthy to enter the exalted spire,
The capital gathers the most brilliant formidable and courageous from all the lands 12 explorers from
Formed an exhibition in advance inside to make history. No one made it back
Yo, what the fuck plating the wrong card. Have you flagged on turns tried to doom it build even gets better
Even with no support doing build what is broken by default
The defect reboot surrounded by a wreckage of molten ash and a thousand dead bugs.
The Daegalog corrupt.
Let's go up here and we have to get a limb that's fairly responsive.
The defective scavengers, the broken panels, and pieces from other constructs to patch
this out together.
Ah, no, bro.
No.
This guy.
This guy I
Was excited for the last character, but now I'm not as excited, bro. Oh
No, I mean I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna beat it doesn't matter. I'll be the game with it who cares
I'll be the game with your guess
Incident report date 2771 question mark question mark
Accidentally into the conflict between a bolder throwing individual and flying automations
Jack topped the groups Friday crushed by a boulder Joe's Pexto fell into a hole big it shot by construct Gabbo do be
touch grass
Can be Mondays where bats are known?
No
Following relatively up here
Yo
We were but meant to survey the preliminary and plent preliminary flaws, but it proved
nothing like we expected such wondrous wildlife, curious artifacts, and even wandering traitors
from whence have these marvels arrived.
Our teams even tanked on hoarding riches, but at least my enthusiasm was shared by
children.
We were formed madly in love, and soon we shall owe a child into our lives.
Damn!
With the grey bunny?
Wait, she has a pussy?
Did you just a skeleton go pushing a dude for you to wow to pay
You're gonna transform smoke but whoa whoa nice. She's a god
Okay
The defect at the start of each comment channel one lightning. Oh god
Okay, let me un-pull some fucking bangers here
Wait, there's another character
Stop it, play your weird dead choices,
compared to higher ascension.
It's almost like the game is holding their hand out there.
Most players don't really stay on ascension.
Zero ones, they understand the basics.
Bolso!
Zero out of ten, Bolso!
Hey!
Zero out of ten, Bolso!
Hey!
All the way!
Hey!
Out of ten!
Bolso!
Automation, eternally modifying stuff to survive,
supplies, and all the things that are given.
when it must fight
at the start of each combat channel one one in general but that is
i guess that you are enjoying the game my god gamer
the defect that
the defect sounds uh...
guys
act like this
guys
was that for that i'm using during the uh...
during the uh...
game which has background music as it goes to this great very good love and
music and p o e
Games where I'm playing normal music, but the soundtrack is fucking amazing.
OK.
Can we just relax?
All right, the defect, let's see, people starting to believe now,
are they starting to believe in the God Gamer?
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this?
90% think I'm going to fail on the defect.
No, you are you stupid guys you watch me go through and
Annihilate repeated the over and over never again now. This is my least favorite character
I don't remember why I don't like him, but I didn't like him and slay this by the one the most
He was my least favorite so
Yeah
instructed to treat sanctioned zero rents as a sanction level 1000, punishment for disobedience
will be won organ forcibly donated to the glorious leader's immortality organ bank.
La Lupa.
Alright gamers, let's fucking do this.
An automation to turn them on to fighting starts at 5, to close all the technology when
it was fought.
At the start of each combat channel, one lightning, one, one, one lightning, what does that mean?
I don't remember this character at all.
channel orb puts its channel and orb puts its puts its into okay channel and
orb puts it into your first inventory slots if you have any slots the first
orb is automatically evoked to make room
what does it mean inventory what the fuck what does it mean channel and orb puts
it into your first empty slot channel and orb puts okay so channel orb channel on
orb is the name of a scale which is why it doesn't make a grammatical sense
okay wait okay wait what channeling an orb puts it into your first empty slot
oh okay okay okay okay okay okay okay what's an inventory chat I don't know
what an inventory is. Two random thing and a curse.
I'm gonna do this. Pump again.
Lose all gold and just one of the two packs.
One of two packs of cards at your dick.
Huh?
What the fuck?
I don't fucking know what these are, can I rock with them?
I don't fucking know what they are!
What the fuck! What the fuck is this?
I don't know what the fuck!
What the fuck!
The interview to interview Frost.
I can't even see the other cards.
Oh, you can actually read them.
You can read them. Okay. I was trying to I was right-clicking them get to open it up
But it wasn't right wasn't working so it's left like okay
Okay, okay, okay, but then if you turn if you have frost
frost
games block games read block from
Your discard pot like okay games read block put a card from your discard ball into your hand exhaust
Apply 3 damage, deal 3 damage, if you intend to attack, apply 1 weak.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, look at this, Sunder, deal 24 damage, if this kills an enemy, gain 3 energy, energy
is used to pay 2 play cards from your hand.
What?
So it's free if it kills someone.
deal 4 damage 3 times and a slimed card and you just get both gunk it up, gunk it up,
deal 6 damage and 1 frost, all the game is gone.
Chat you all looking cute today, white people, happy less than 3, I hope you all have a good
night.
the end of your turn if you have frost how do I get frost channel one lightning
invoke your right most or twice the fuck is it all bro I don't even know what the
fuck a fucking all this brother I had possibly make decisions like that's what
I don't even know what the fucking orbit is oh my god okay so wait what okay
Okay, let's see here, any of you turn it, you're frosted,
that's a six damage or what is it?
It's actually kinda good, right?
Gaining block, put it apart.
That's pretty good.
Gaining block and getting a discard pile thing.
You're just choosing one as well, choosing one.
Then again, it's only as brain dead,
but then I hate slime.
Okay, that one channels a frost.
I
Okay, I'm just gonna go with that one is got weak it's got block
Got this since got this I don't like this gunk up shit
until four damage three times.
And they slumped.
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? It's my brain dead.
Pump it up again, one potion and picture.
Oh wow, potion slot, okay. Okay, we got it, we got it, we got it. Okay, that's an A just
bro. I'm flabbering, remove from your deck after five moments. Okay, cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool.
We got zero gold, so we're going to avoid the shops.
One boss, two boss, three boss. It's pretty damn good.
One boss, two boss. Come again this way.
Going this way, this way, this way.
This way, yep, that way. Always...
We boss max every time, bro. Alright, cool.
Actually, took the good back. Yeah, cause I'm good at games, bro.
Like I'm good at video games, bro. I heard you in the chat, by the way. I didn't look
if it wasn't this guy.
What? Oh, fuck me.
What the fuck is this?
Okay, good walks.
I'm bored. I gotta read a lot here, Jen. I'm not.
I, guys, I did, I only got six hours late last night, which is fucking schedule's hell, bro.
Okay.
Passive at the end
Off turn, deal 3 damage to random enemy.
Guess this guy should have won first.
I like evoking crossets guys.
Gain 2 block, 7, 6, 7.
Whoa.
That channel won money.
Okay, we're ramping, we're ramping.
Okay, gunk it up, gunk it up!
Sunder!
Yo, Sunder's gonna go crazy.
Sunder's gonna go crazy, bro!
Yo, Sunder's gonna go crazy, bro!
GG!
Okay, Sunder's good.
I like Sunder.
Alright, deal 3 damage.
Uh, deal 3 damage.
Increase all damage with all claw cards.
That's going up by 2.
Okay, I guess you can stack claws.
Decent
You can't damage all claw cards by tooth combat. They are like my my dicks already bloated up
Feel free damage fly one bar will gain nine block
Bitch cat bro, what a bitch ass cat
I do like the idea of claw but getting lots of claws but I don't like that
because I'd rather have a more clean deck so I don't have a clean deck so we're
just gonna let's just go with the safe option with a block card
I'm not gonna go claw champ. Nope.
Can on the frost.
Why isn't my right orb twice?
Devoted.
He'll eight damage a rain.
Two times!
Okay, wait, where'd it go?
Fucking owning with this frost orbs shit. I like frost orbs
I'm a fan. I'm a fan.
Yeah, wait, this character's kind of, this character's not bad. He's not bad.
Whatever, man!
Okay, zero, it's an A. I just, I get to start off with this every go. And it goes to zero.
I like that. Butchie was nice.
I
Would have gone claw eight years ago. I can't it's too late. I'm not doing claw build
Guys I looted three cards on opener. That's the opposite. I want to lose two cards
Unopener if I want to build where I stack a card
Gain two makes HP take three damage
Okay, wait sister just give her a secluded chamber steam rises from the belly pulls hot liquid shifts with clothes and a hypnotic rhythm
Barnacle gross hang from the ceiling, dripping viscous fluid that hisses and
rides when touched the surface. The air feels heavy, laden with salt, something
unmistakably organic. You approach the edge of the largest pool, the liquid
ripples, the waters bubble more intensely as they're anticipating your
entry. Okay, yeah, game two. Let's go baby. The liquid burns against your skin,
Even simultaneously freezing and scalding beneath the surface, something brushes against
your legs, tendrils, currents for the purpose, but when the pain subsides, you feel denser
somehow, more substantial.
The waters seem to hum with satisfaction, dude, holy fuck, yeah let's go.
The temperature keeps rising, how long can you endure if the stream cooks you from within?
The ball is bubbling, sounds like laughter, and it keeps getting hotter.
You wonder if this is what it's like to live in the village of demons.
It's so hard, I'm a rower, bro.
You've bathed so long, you've lost track of time in your mind.
It's nice in here.
Really fantastic.
You feel great
What is the sake of ending?
No, I guess I always fooling so I get a bath. I gotta die. It's about 95. That's heaps
The fight is only getting you you have out of the box god damn it man
Okay, we took a lot of damage there. It's fine though. Who's this are you getting six you go egg from the dick Daniel Ramirez? Yep?
I'm blabber with the real one, okay?
Grab the- what did I get boys? 25% additional gold! Yo, we are ramping, baby! We are ramping!
Having more than one thunder is probably bad, right? It'd be so good for like-
Dude, it'd be so good
for most of the time but then when you find a boss it's gonna be useless
deal five damage if you play field and three cards this turn draw one card
if you play field and three cards this turn draw one card that's not bad draw a card wait one draw and five damage
add a random power in your hand it's free to play this turn exhaust
YOLO!
YOLO!
YOLO!
YOLO!
Okay, lock in.
YOLO!
There are guys here bro.
For example, this boss here.
Is my boot sequence.
Right.
Right.
Right.
I'm not lost.
I'm not lost.
I've not lost. I'm not lost. I did not lose to water. Take notes, Jack. Take notes.
Five plus seven.
Twelve.
Good job.
You good?
I can use this, thank you.
Dang it, you told your cards.
Seven plus seven.
Let's try white noise waves. Let's just drink this.
Let's drink this.
I don't need to drink both.
One tap this guy.
Here both next to it.
I should have done this first maybe.
Order! Order!
The first time you play each turn is played next to time.
Order! Order!
Is that what people are saying?
Order! Order!
Are they saying that?
That's what I got to talk about.
Glorious leader, connecting Bluetooth.
The Bluetooth device is connected.
Low battery.
Please charge enough.
GG nips.
Where's the water guy's at?
What was my pounder? What was my pounder again? The first Kedge plate's playing at your time.
Channel one lightning. Somebody gig a channel my lightning.
Nine block, yeah.
Double lining, what does that do? What does that mean? I got double lining, baby!
Double lining, baby!
Hold me back!
You're a bitch!
Imagine thinking that I was gonna lose this fight, bro.
Of course I knew that was going to play twice, of course I knew it was going to play twice.
Get him!
Get him Lightning Orbs!
Get him!
Dunk it up!
It's just dead dude.
Ooh, good.
Yeah, two in four.
You're going to play ten skills, game, seven block.
take it bro bro sonda it seems so broken by the way game to team look at two
wounds you just get blow game five look channel one glass the fuck is glass
channel little puts it it's you wait channel and all okay what it would have
What the fuck?
It's a vote?
Wait, it's a vote when you make room. Wait, so if I just spam channel stuff, I can spam evoke stuff.
It deals damage to all enemies, decreases each turn.
Huh.
I
Kind of like a Sunday bill, bro. I kind of like Sunday bill
Dad on a hill he looks for loses
Dude, it's legit free to cause this
What does that do?
Brave more damage
Chaos chat chaos
Believe believe in that in the system
Okay, I got Angie pushing whatever I need it 12 damage alright, it's a bitch
We tank the opening engine easily easily we got two sudden as even luck a little strike
Why no I straight away when I whenever you eat when you be you evoke
Lightning damage deals 6 damage. Maybe evoke lightning damage deals 6 damage to each enemy.
That sounds good bro.
Well I had to evoke it in order to do that. So that means I have to generate 3 orbs and then generate a 4th.
Or I have to use a card that says evokes the card.
Yeah, we're gonna have to use this.
It's kind of bad, I'm about to take damage.
Ow!
I can actually die, bro.
I can actually die.
Can we get an evoke?
Wait, why are you guys question-marking?
You're question-marking like something, I did something wrong, but I didn't do anything
wrong.
Mugging about
I want Angie yeah, what am I gonna do you can't it's unplayable check
It's unplayable
Can't use the curse I
Don't know why it's when Angie check you were taught it
Yeah, it's a it's a it's from multiple turns bitch ass oh
My god, I wanted the energy for the next turn, bro.
Lock in, boys.
Come on, please focus up here.
Please focus up.
Oh, man.
Please focus the fuck up.
Okay, we go.
I'm gonna evoke, and I'm gonna pop off here, Chad.
Oh, I'm about to die.
Yeah, am I just hit?
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Unless this is enough.
Question mark. I can't I can't kill him. I'm dead. Oh
My god, bro, dude, how did I lose? How did I lose?
Okay, I probably went too long in the pool I
I probably went too long in the pool.
Uh, what's that?
Okay, people actually doubted this time and then she won. Congrats, doubters.
Yeah, I fucked up.
Uh, yeah, I went too long in the pool.
I mean, maybe I should've healed.
What do you got, Erwin?
The tales of the spire, attracted by the moaning spire,
Orbrus was curiously peaked.
Light gun. Why gun? Safe to enter.
Or robbers. Anchors.
Unlocked ancient robots. Living rainbow. Maybe swimming around the second act.
Ooh.
Who the fuck is a robbers?
We go again, chat. We go again.
We go again. Alright.
Come on. Get over here. I'm gonna- If it's shit, I'm doing a test. I'm gonna- Just saying.
No.
That's a shoot up in him.
Oh, that's the other one.
No.
Come here, come here brother.
Sit down.
Sit down, sit down.
Sit down.
I'm- yeah, I'm doing a chase up in this until I get something done.
Okay. There's no one to first try.
Sit down.
This is instrumental play chat at work
I guess what that is I'm
I'm fucking going for god. I'm gonna start up a run. It could be seems like I go two hours with shit opener
Start of a leak on that straw to additional clothes
To draw an elite
Transform what he does right away to events
That's kind of nice.
That's kind of nice.
How do you do that?
What do you get?
Rainbow and Buffer.
Channel 1 for...
1?
Lightning 1 Frost, 1 Dark.
Yo!
Did you read the next time you would lose HP?
Huh?
One lining one frost one dark. Yo
Rent the next time you would lose HP
huh
Does that the tell me chat the upgrade here says retain
Alright, I'll let this open up. Let's go this opening
Let's go with the seven up again. So we got it. We got shop shop there
One boss
To boss to boss it's to boss each side you got two shops this way
I
Know I can just hold ramp
I think it rides out the better
Get one shop care for the shop
Boss
And then we can go either upgrade card, or put it in a great card.
Bang, that's what no one do, that's what no one do.
This is the run, this is the run boys, we got up, we got up, we got some shit.
I understand the character now.
I finally became the true viewer.
Funny month number, chat.
Wait, what I use is I'm going to instantly fucking evoke the lining.
What was that there?
At the end of turn, increases or was damaged by six.
Evoke.
Kill.
Six damage to the unit lost HP.
Oh.
Wrapped myself twice.
This could kill a guy if I luck out.
Let's do it.
Fuck!
We got a ramming orb already, that's sick.
So this orb just ramps.
Joe!
And then we're gonna take this and we're gonna lose this pig.
Is that but one hit?
That's gonna be one single hit.
So then I'm guessing it goes left to right.
So then it could prevent forward damage, which is not very good.
Uhhh...
Evoking that is frostbite. I like frostbite a lot.
Unlucky.
Ow.
Ow.
This is not going too well. I think my dick is gonna start off pretty bad though.
Okay, this is gonna give me armor at least.
We can, uh, no we don't do that though.
Okay, this line.
Nice.
Hey, look, deal 24 damage.
still 24 damage in the interglossage bait yo I can do it twice wait what
yo I'm gonna sick okay I got a strat now I got a strat I got a strat I got
I know what to do now I know what to do yo that's how we do we just about the
the dark orb and then we do it twice King getting two orb slots
Yo, what's kinda sick?
More maxing.
Gameport blog channel, it's out of next to channel one, right?
Yo, what's kinda sick as well?
What's kinda sick as well?
One frost.
two orbs slots
one frost one dark one lightning
I don't know what I necessarily want that I think just channeling more frost orbs would be nice
because when it evokes when it runs out of space right and then we just get fucking shit
lightning rod's got a nice double lightning channel though
Still act
Choose one starter to transform into pick guilty of a three times now chat one out of the top one
The car would slow the we do this cat randomized the cost from zero to three fuck that choose one static out to transform
We do tortic toughness
Game five block and five look at the start of the next two turns
Slither's kinda good, right? I can do Slither on rainbow? Yeah, it'd be waving on a 3-cost
card though. Damn, I'm putting that on a 3-cost card. If I had a 3-cost card right now, Slither
would be best I'm gonna I'm gonna go talk to toughness because it deletes a
card which I like but I don't like the card itself that much I'm not a huge
fan of it
I'm going to do there's not the right way it's a good choice the bad
choice this exposes yourself as a noob
This will give me armor if I do that strike one, two, three
I get four block only. Oh no
Oh no, I thought I could ex- yo, I'm repatted
So maybe take not one down, but go to there.
Ok now they've got torsic torsion set, I can actually do damage because I'm going to
have 5 hours, next 2 turns.
Ok GG, it's time to do damage.
Got him baby!
Okay, deal 5 damage twice, play a random cap and draw power.
Yeah.
Deal 10 damage, reduce cast cost, and deal the damage, reduce cast cost.
Let me just try it, okay?
Mmm.
What the fuck is this?
The first time you play a zero attack each turn, return it to your hand.
No.
Chad is at your right, Quinn, you can't play this character.
What are you talking about?
I'm literally cracked, bro.
I'm literally cracked.
What are you even talking about?
I'm literally...
Look at me, I'm owning right now.
I'm fucking owning right now.
Seven damage.
Catching exotic and buffa to take no damage.
Let's do it.
Let's do it. I've never used it before. Boom. Puffer.
Zero damage taken. Cold snap.
You got bitch, huh?
Yo! That is gonna be so broken on bosses, man!
Holy!
Shit!
That is gonna be so insane!
Whatever you... uh...
Whatever you play, a power game.
How many power do I go up?
One power.
Dude, channel dot. Bro, the dark shield is pretty sick.
Then again, this one's pretty badass, channeling a frost.
I love the frostwapes a lot.
Okay, play three vulnerable, we'll get another cold snap bro?
What the fuck, why don't we do those?
Yo, that one's nutty!
That one's nutty bro!
Can't have one plasma, what the fuck is this, plasma gains a new interesting.
First time you draw a status each turn draw two cards.
Panakshi, Panakshi, Panakki, Panakkei, Panash, this is some obvious word that I say all
the time right but I just don't, I'm reading it weird because I'm just losing it, what
does that mean?
Panshi, Panashi, what does that mean?
I
Biffin mission
the call out pond
Ponshey Ponshey Ponshey a
Grand flamboyant man a stylish competent flare and doing things flourish
pronunciation
I gotta learn this chat. We lose
Panache, Panache, bro. Oh my god. I fucking knew we're doing it with some Panache. Oh
My god, bro, why they do they always like that you read a word like what is that what and then you fucking hear it
Like yo, I don't know what that word is
Oh my god, Panache, bro do that shit with some Panache
First time you play this card, you should come out and gain.
Oh, that's nice.
I'm getting a card on my deck.
Zone is better than I'm getting a card on my deck, right?
That's so much better.
That basically makes a shit of one cost.
That's my bed. Look at that shit. That's my best card. That's my best card right there
Dude that shit is crazy
Okay, so many damage on rip what the fuck help help help help
I don't want glass for me, okay.
I need you to channel, wait, status, have you created a status?
What the fuck is a status?
What the fuck is a status?
I'm looking at this.
Torject darkness easily instantly use that shirt
they're even hesitating and... wait do I want to channel on it?
what time is three I don't want to get rid of that yet I want to let that ramp
right I want to do my right most or twice I want a dual cast there it is
dude it's over for you buddy am I really doing 18 damage twice it's crazy and
and then they're gonna be one, so he's just this.
Oh, it's the first time he's combat, I'm retarded!
I'm retarded, yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, dude, he hits three times, little bitch.
Can we kill him though?
Six damage, six damage, 12.
It's a mess here.
That's enough.
BITCH!
Every other combat, your cards gain an additional...
Every other combat, your card rewards gain additional power.
That sounds fucking good, bro.
What the fuck is that? Increase the effectiveness of your orbs.
I mean that sounds good bro, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it. I mean it's gold right? Gold's good.
Seven log everything's like, okay. GG.
Smith.
two focus even to focus it's gold chat we gotta use the go we gotta use the
gold one right we use that one right yeah so if he only got I got this I got
this is that we're winning chat we're winning
Okay, Tordic Dubnus for sure, and it's coming back in his stead.
Bro, I hate that ability, man!
Dude, buffers sucks!
They can never use it.
I need to upgrade buffer.
And then it's going to be the most broken ability ever.
I can't use it right now so I want a rainbow, but I'm not it's gonna cook me if I do it
Then he's gonna cook me if I do it
Take no shit take notes
Okay
Oh, look at that. Oh my God. Oh my God. Dude, focus with additional orbs.
We're still causing that boom boom boom oh man I'm fucking ramping girl I'm fucking ramping
oh shit wait they're killing me though seven plus seven fourteen they seem to twenty two
But my orbs are more powerful right so to
Doesn't matter we got it. We got a torch like toughness is straight up right we gotta do it bro
We just tank it we're tanking it is what it is
That is.
Um...
This guy in the front is going to lower your tracks and push through that.
18.
Ow.
Ow.
Here we go, guys.
GG noobs.
GG noobs, you had a good run buddy.
You had a good run, but it's time to die.
There we go.
There we go.
GG noobs.
GG noobs, you had a good run buddy.
You had a good run, but it's time to die.
There we go.
get around but it's time to die. Let me just thank everything. I could rainbow. Yeah, that's
16 damage, 2.
18? YES! I calculated that in my mind, boys!
I figured that out, that was totally my plan.
You didn't know, that's what I planned to do.
I calculated that, of course I knew the active would heal me, bro.
of course I knew that 12 damage so can we just kill him again here okay we got
this boost away game blog out of days hell no
burrow hell no any return if you have frost deal six damage your enemies
Okay, two furgers has turned exhaust.
It's kind of nice, but nah.
Skip.
Okay, what do I do?
Geocast becomes free if I do that. That's insane.
Okay, wait, buffer is always cooking me because I can never use it.
I think we have great buffer.
So I always have buffer and I can never use it.
So now I can use it.
So GG.
OK, I'm going to do a cold snap zap.
cold. It's gonna be a D frag. We don't use Buffy yet, Chad. Oh, wait a minute. Prevent
the next two times you would lose HP. Wait, I can use Buffer during downtime. There's
There's no reason why I can't, right?
Oh, but then it's gone.
But then it's gone.
Whatever.
So it doesn't matter.
So now we taught Tick-Tackness into a rainbow.
And we took the shot.
It's clowns getting cooked.
I have another one. Wait. Oh my god! Buffer doesn't fall off if you don't take HP damage!
I'm OP, I'm OP Jett, I'm legit OP, I'm legit OP, wait am I OP?
Wait do I want to get up with the line attack right here, we dual blasted out of the line.
I'm a P I'm a P I'm a legitimate P
this at the start of the combat brought to additional cats literally how can I lose at
this point I actually don't even have to lose at this point like I don't even think I can
Whatever you evoke, deal lightning, go away.
Power.
Whatever you evoke, deal sixth damage you're going to be hit.
Come on, block.
Whatever you play, a power.
Count one lightning.
It's a lightning.
Now, that's going to break me up.
I like the boot sequence.
It's a bit of fun.
You've been kind of going around the boot sequence, can you?
That just gives me like a guaranteed safe opener.
So it's amazing. Yeah, we'll be fine.
Receive the spools map.
Unplayable. Max aside, it was 600 gold and the next act.
Yeah. Sure, let's do that.
600 G, bro.
We're not even healing for the boss. I'm not even healing for the boss.
Dead ass
It's spam rainbow
This is make that one free that one's so nice bro. Let's just make that one free. Yeah, it's not free
I like to cast
As we go down
Okay we're not going to use Buffer in a way that you need to use it.
Okay he's starting off with a bit of damage here.
We can boot sequence, it's fine.
We've got a little cold snap.
These guys are minutes.
I was going to hit the boss, it's a...
Let's see if we're going to hit two block for a 12 block.
Five plus eight, that's 13 damage.
So in order to not get him it will do this.
Use Poetry's Curve.
Fuck it.
What's happening there?
I'm going to pop it off!
I can't use the quest card yet, it's un-leveled.
It's un-leveled.
Oh whaaat? He's reduced my shield or something, feral.
Okay, game 2 focused.
Oh dude, this is filling.
Go back to the upload 3, man, these games are too hard for you.
This is filling.
I'm waiting for a main ass rainbow to hit. I'm looking for a main rainbow. Okay, this
Buffer is terrible, but then again, I got a ton of armor, so...
I cannot play this card.
Four times to...
Okay, by channeling this...
Unless we get some more armor...
I'm on a cloud.
Did you do that?
Okay, I could dual-cast the fuck out of my stuff, but that's a terrible dual-cast, isn't it?
Dude, my belt actually sucks for this character, because I have no way of, like, controlling my damage, probably.
Probably
Second giga blast this that's kind of stupid
Why you coming bad and checker your mom's bad
Your mom's bad
Dude
Dude, this is kind of going bad, isn't it? This is not going too great
I want the rainbow, but I can't do rainbow and that I need the rainbow
What's right? We're really gonna do something to fucking anything good. Oh
Oh shit, I'm gonna take that camp.
Oh shit, this is going poorly, I might lose, boys.
Cap is going to rainbow dude, the fan, 28, he can't get, I'm too high into the pick,
That's the issue chat.
I'm not chat, I'm too high into this.
Tag a tool, guys, the lining.
Would you give me 20 damage at random,
which is gonna be fucking useless
as it kills guy, but wait, what's this?
Fuck it, let's do it.
Believe.
Yes!
You're a bitch bitch! You're a fucking bitch!
Alright, but am I really killing the minions? I was trying to- I didn't- I didn't want to give the minions-
Wait, is she gonna read some of the minions? Yeah, she ain't gonna read some of the minions.
Dude, she intends to buff.
Strength? You guys trying? Whatever. Okay.
Dude, GG Buffer time? It's Buffer time?
the time the point for your guys is that
then don't go okay we're talking we're going to channel cooking
server your minions are dead what are you gonna do noob
You've got nothing bozo.
told you dumbness cold snap
blocked it
told you dumbness uncooled them
I want a cold snap oh wait that was not actually what was the fuck
this is a Zambi
full thing damage it's fine I don't think damage area went to GG
what the fuck is the point of casting this is not point
I shouldn't have evoked it. This is terrible. This is a bad evoke. I shouldn't have evoked
that. Okay, guys, I gotta think about this. I gotta be more deliberate with my inputs.
14 damage. 4, 8, 12. So 1 defend. Ah, but now I'm cooked because... when I zap... oh,
And it bokes the frost okay, there's a lot of mathematics with this character share
I've kind of made a bit of a ZDP his billet every night. I don't know how I managed to do that
How could this possibly happen I've got no ramp that's that's the issue
Okay, dual cast GD Time to die, bozo!
Come on!
16, I kill her, right?
Yeah.
Woo!
Play game one block.
How many increases cards blocked by 3? Exhaust.
Yo! Yo!
Yo! Game 4 exhaust.
Game 6 exhaust.
Channel Lining equal to the Lining already channeled this combat exhaust.
It's kind of fun.
That's like the King block card.
I like ramping block, that's fun.
I like ramping block.
So I can just use that and I can go super aggressive, right?
Think about it.
Greetings, meep.
Not here to annoy me, what an unusual little construct.
Enchant all striking deck with this thing,
was this cost zero gains eternal
only one struck my dead left so it's kind of pointless
started to exhaust the top card of your draw pile game once friends nope
game one at the start of each turn
extinguishes
bro that's so depressing
bro this is the worst buffs ever
I guess this gets me through with maximum greed I just do that when I'm just maximum greed
right because I need to get to the this this is where my yo yo yo yo circle this so I know
to go there okay good 300 G so we go to a shop for sure we got a shop on a boss
Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
Looks good to me, bro.
Looks good to me.
We bet.
What the fuck is that emote, bro?
Listen, Panache, what is this?
Scooba.
Fucking Scooba, bro.
You're Scoobering out.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Bro, he's gonna take my card.
He's gonna take what?
What am I gonna do?
Not today.
Not today.
Not today. Not today. Not today.
Okay, so you protect bitch.
Okay, that's not actually that bad.
Look, I legit don't give a fuck.
I shoulda, if he takes it, I don't give a fuck.
Like, dead ass shit. I do not give a fuck.
You take that? Feel free.
Take it.
See you like here.
Take it.
Dude, I might as well let him take it.
One lightning, one frost, one back.
So that will go lightning, frost, back.
Okay.
Is it a damaged cat?
Is it really a damaged cat though bro?
You said it's a damaged cat, but is it really a damaged cat bro?
Oh he's about to get, oh no he dies next turn right?
Why he dies?
Cause my dark one goes.
I guess it's in turn, but he's just in anyway.
Oh!
You guys call me ZDPS?
Am I really that ZDPS?
Am I really that ZDPS?
I might really that's it to be s
would like to take that back
people damage applied to vulnerable
catch a glass
this time you
trust that
seven
deal seven hours for four guys to schedule cards
Ah, I think that was a misplay. I think that was a misplay, honestly.
I shouldn't have taken it.
Divine 3 Johns, what's this?
I predicted you'd enter.
Arraspio of Voice calls out as you enter Mystic's hut.
Your destiny has burnt you here.
We must uncover your future and fortune so you can save us all.
okay here are the options for the crystal sphere reading be sure to sign this
waiver she says we'll bring it out of pen and parchment
Pay simony divine three times to add some times
Fuck is the fuck is this what the fuck is this?
Reveal your future by revealing the tiles. Select small divination or big divination and reveal the tiles within the crystal sphere.
Once an item is revealed, you will receive it and the decision will end.
Oh, so it could be a curse.
that was so dog shit what's oh my god
Okay, they're gonna play us.
They're gonna be in 8.
We don't need to boost it, we can see what they're doing.
How's this? Uh, 11?
It's doing 3 damage.
Maybe kill something, it's fine.
Uh, this guy's bombing himself in the back, I guess, because they got it back.
three down straight all defragment
what are they on?
I tried to do the math here too
I tried to do the math, it's vulnerable
is this killing?
is that killing?
fuck you!
Please stop
Greetings King
To nature's teeth my man
Don't even hesitate to play
Wait, I retarded? No. I'm not retarded yet. Thank goodness. I'm a smart guy. I'm a smart
guy. Okay, we need a dual class. This, I guess we're gonna get like this. Bang, bang. Bro,
bro I'm overpowered this shit is easiest fuck this is like you guys
trying to like oh you're not smart enough to do this this all mechanics
bitch mode bro it's bitch mode it is bitch mode channel to frost gain nine
block gain turning blocks at two hell no place yet plus
I'm looking to frost it's gonna go crazy because that's like gonna evoke the
shit. It's gonna evoke shit as well. I really want that thing that that says
some shit like you come at the first time you play a cab the debuffs enemy
double the effect plating okay cool the start of your first turn lose two gain
gain one for every other time.
That's gigapest for the late game.
Very skilled from your pile of good hand exhaust.
What if you play a power gain energy?
You know what, I actually got to be doing a lot of powers on my chat.
One power.
two power
two powers
WNG exhaust
that's kind of nice
It's kind of nice.
How could you go wrong with that, right?
That's gonna be good.
How's that not gonna be good?
I wait till I know how to energy.
It's good to go.
You don't need it?
I don't need it, but it's cool.
We got energy.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Watch this.
Boom!
Six energy.
What's up, bitch?
What's the dumbest place yet? Wait, do I want a place here? Let me just see it.
What's that?
Oh, gosh.
It's not Bootsy.
Can I need to use that?
Alright, that was easy as fuck.
I am way too high into this character yet. I've actually I've actually beaten the character. It's over
I've figured it out like what now that it's clicked and I was acting what I'm doing and I'm already chocolateing me all the orbs
I could I could I think I'm basically Neo in the matrix and I can see the matrix now
Instantly I already know like jet. This is to to to what does that mean Jeff?
What does that mean? It means getting to fall when I end the turn now was just gonna defragments
That's gonna go four four times three. What's that quick mass 12?
Yet 12 boom
You do news you do news
Shit anything to shit. I'm a literal human calculator. It's true
I regret so much not picking up that power that gave extra slots
man I wish I had the extra slots now like so badly give me the extra slots back
bro eight times two 14 16 4 don't need a place yet don't want a place here either
I'm gonna do cast this take notes I can't get to it though I can't do cast it
I can't get to it. It's fine. We'll just go until we get there, bro
Please stay calm chat six shelter great baiting is reaching critical
Easy to stay calm great baiting reaching critical levels
Am I am I not full HP?
The next turn is gonna kill the guy on the left watch
Do not have to have a 2hp ass
Wow, I got no attacks dude. What the fuck my whole pan is bricked. Okay guy on as you know, do not come right fine. Oh
All right
still costy genus
who are it? I knew that I was testing you to see if you guys knowledge was up to
spec out. Oh
Oh deal 4 damage
if the enemy intense attack, apply 2 weak
I don't even got a source of weak.
This could be pretty badass.
This could be pretty badass.
Yeah, one off.
One off.
I don't have any sources of weak, so it's good.
Yo, we can upgrade this ramp even harder.
It's already insane though.
I don't think you need to ramp it.
It increases the scaling just a bit more, but it's already at a point where whenever
I use it, it's just like, bang, I don't need to warp that block that turn.
Honestly, I think Rainbow goes hard.
Double your energy and it costs nothing.
Dude, that's nice.
three orbs chat, three fucking orbs.
I can't always use it though, can I?
Nah, this is the energy.
What's the game gamers?
Rainbow, you don't even want to spam it though, dude.
You legit don't want to spam it, what's he gonna do?
He'll do some debuff shit?
You better get for you.
Uh...
I really needed to do this.
Kingdom, what's this?
I'm gonna be playing Godly's One Strength.
Wait, does it even affect my, whoops, like that?
I don't know what it does.
I think my ult doesn't give a fuck.
Kinda fucked my own thing up there.
I'm immune to physical damage.
I'm immune to physical damage.
I'm immune to physical damage.
What are you gonna do about it?
What are you gonna do about it? Bitches!
I'm immune to physical damage!
I see energy, but did you see how much energy I had that was fucking crazy, bro?
Okay, we wanna get that one over, can we, can?
Seven times three.
Do you know what?
I did not die, so...
Dude, he did what damaged me! What the fuck?
You're a bitch, Napoli.
I'm just trying to keep my guard a healthy chat and then we just go on for the clean W.
True honourable place to get the CS.
That's kind of a crook.
Doing some quick master right now, chat.
20, no we don't need to ship it, we don't need to use boots, we'll just save it, dude.
This bitch is dead, bro.
Oh wait that wasn't even a- that wasn't even a fucking special one.
Channel 1 random orb.
Like that's dog shit right?
That is dog.
That's dog.
And this is two random mobs?
Ooh, once it's upgraded, it's not terrible.
4 damage to vulnerable.
4 damage increased damage. I'm not a claw bell chat, so...
And we just beam sail it out, we get some more beam sails.
Okay, here we go boys, we gotta get 300G or something.
600G, attack it back every time you play 3 attacks.
In 1, 2, and gain 4 block. I'm never gonna do that.
Okay, I'm fucking rich now, boys, which is badass.
I cannot claw yet. I cannot claw. I've got too much shit in my thingamajig.
I kind of know when I waste so much of time and say I don't need to, right?
I'm not gonna die with 1000 gold, there's no shops on my way bro, I mean I took 3 option
but there was no shops, that is what it is.
16 damage, GG.
Uh, we rainbow this to get tons of block.
Block.
Fucking block.
Bro, people acting like this shit is high end. This is not high end.
Th-the-the highest end character, by far, was the dude, the other robot guy.
100,000 fucking percent.
Okay, I don't actually need that. I'm gonna drool, bro.
the other robot the guy the guy who's like a the guy the king punch guy you
know I'm talking about so they're gonna damage wait don't even do anything just
literally okay wait I'm okay
region that's the hot side you care to buy far he's the one I had to think about the
most this guy yeah I'm feeling even thinking about what's that this guy's like okay he's
got all of them rotate from left to right you the orbs have different powers once you
on the orbs gg go for the eyes or some bro just take no damaging I mean I did
my it my double energy thing is being such a fucking waste I can't believe I
miss it in that bro what I do I can't get it there anyway it's just it's all
double energy is doing is breaking my draw to 39 block the actual fuck bro I
I got no damage!
Yeah, I got no, I got zero DBS.
But I actually have zero DBS.
Wait, I actually have zero DBS. I was singing up.
But I have to upgrade rainbow or I have no damage.
Right?
Think about it.
Okay, thank god we can dual class this.
Okay, here we go. We're doing some damage.
I just see the monoramal on this guy, bro.
I mean, I'm winning though.
The thing is, if I get like the worm that sucks you in, I'm just going to die.
they're warm that sucks you in I'm just gonna die 100% right like he will
absolutely fuck me without a doubt I mean I am wanting to look he's dying I'm
sitting up flash peeing he's dead he's just he's funny tank though too which is
a bit annoying
I
Just think I'm exhausting this just why stop breaking my fucking brawl bro. Holy shit
I've got a date kind of my dick that just whites my draw
God damn it
Yeah, wait, can we get this?
Double beam cell probably double beam cell
Totally pointless
Yeah, I fucked up. I need to get to a campfire.
We're good. Nick, campfire is done.
Okay, we fucking got him. Jesus Christ.
Uh, water? Okay, we don't need that. So we'll just throw that away.
Take that. Puck a watch. When we play three, or if you're casting a turn, you gain...
Okay, why does it never happen? It's so cool.
Okay, I need something that has ramp!
Gang? Okay, lose one arm slot.
Gang three, string three dicks, enough of that.
Deal 12 damage twice, channel two glass.
Deals damage with all enemies, decreases every turn. That's not what I meant, it's the opposite of ramp.
Deal nine damage with all enemies, draw one card.
Tanks explode. No, fuck this, man.
I don't want any of these!
The fuck what I want this for
Dude it's shit. It's not good damage guys. It's not good damage
No, this is just cap
Watch this is damage this this I'll show you damage. This is damage rainbow
That's damage I just looted that that's what I call damage
Ooh, every time you pay 10 skills against a block, whenever you place 3 or less, I don't
think I'll put it at the start of each combat draw 2 additional guards.
Start up each boss with a heal 25, every 5 guards.
It's too late right for that.
Wait, every 5 guards you have to deck.
This is boss 2, right?
This is more likely to help me, I think.
Wait, not like that.
This is the only one I can take.
Thrust up.
Uh, deal 50 million damage, but lose 2 HP.
She's a card transform.
A child attack with a corrupt deal.
Fitting with an image but lose to HP.
Oh, fuck that.
So does it defend?
Okay, come on, something good, bro, something good.
Something good.
Open clock.
Draw two cards.
What did it say?
No, what did that say?
What is it?
What?
What?
Oh, fuck this issue.
Oh, fuck this issue.
There's a little two cards at a bounty to scaplow.
Two damage?
Two damage for a draw, it's not bad.
It's not bad.
Oh no, bro.
and
Oh, Muffy, yeah.
No, we're dead, yeah.
We don't, I know we haven't got one here, but I don't want power, though.
What power is something good?
Wait, 3 times 7?
What's the mass in that 14?
Ah, we're good.
Okay, go for the Iron School G.
Ow! Ow!
Got a skill from your Drone Handball and exhausts.
I have one random Calisthenics exhaust.
I've gained two exhausts.
Oh fuck. I'm cooking myself! Oh Jesus!
Ow. Oh fuck, now that you need to go around. We just saved them. I'm not gonna kill them.
How would you? We're not gonna kill them to shit, so.
We should save that. I'm gonna redraw this for sure.
It's a war.
I'm gonna save that, cause it's got bang.
That everything should have to wear the hat.
Okay, what's this little bitch got, eh?
He's got day's, day's, day's dual cast.
What I'm saying, that's nothing, bro. You're a bitch.
Thank you, easily.
Attack that, right?
Do I- Oh, full up, Zivra, there's 126!
Ah!
Oh, dude, he's cooking me!
It's this- it's just double energy.
This is the worst card ever!
I- and I upgraded it, Jack.
And I upgraded it.
I upgraded it, and it's fucking terrible.
All I do is just waste it.
It's like a curse.
It's literally a curse.
Fuckin' kill him!
They need your noobs.
Oh my god, I got to use that catalyst.
Nice.
I'm very skilled.
I'm very skilled as you can see.
Jesus.
Whatever you use a potion, gain three strength this time.
That's pretty useless for me.
Yo yo dude!
Dude!
Dude! Oh, it's so game over!
What? How could I possibly lose this? Oh, I could lose this by being zero damage, but I'm not gonna be zero damage because I'm gonna ramp watch.
Can we save that one as you need it?
Ply to vulnerable.
Ply to the intense attack, which is not. Still worth using, right?
Let's see it. So we want to do...
That first...
So, go for the ice.
Just whatever.
And we could, like...
I could, I could just chuck the enemy in as well.
Let's try that. I'll go next turn.
The term was the, what it was great, Chad. What are you talking about? The order was good.
Okay, don't tell me this.
Okay, rainbow is my damage.
What did Rainbow last though?
Nooo, I did ass bro.
Okay we're ramping with the dark, we're ramping with the dark as you can see Chad.
I want to dual cast the dark with the orc.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, finally dude, finally, we got a use for this.
look at that bro look at the power of my shit right now 22 it's coming boys it's
coming the ramp is coming oh shit he fucked me up I get his users
Let me see here.
Tool casting the right muscle twice.
There's a lot of damage.
Just throw it in a bar.
Wait.
Yeah, when I throw a potion it gives me strength or something, right?
I don't think I'm going to face my lobs though.
I mean, did?
Who knows?
I've got one.
One of that's a ramp still.
It's going to proc in the start of combat, right?
Wait, wait, oh, it's at the start of combat!
I keep thinking every time it's my turn,
it's going to use it, it's not.
God damn it, boys!
God damn it!
I want to dual cast this.
Oh, well.
What do you got? Four. How many things? Four turns.
I mean it is what it is. Right? It is what it is.
Bang! So you turn. Didn't get it. Doesn't matter. We're still going to win. We're going to win.
I ain't going to lose to this. I ain't going to lose to this. I ain't going to lose to this. No, we got this. We got this. We got this.
New PBT's here. Okay, give me a sec. Give me a sec. Give me a sec.
Okay, I got dual class for no fucking reason, bro.
I can get to him after I get to him every time.
This is too easy, man. This is too easy.
Too easy.
What's their Twitter damage?
Wait, it's 12 plus 9.
He does like fucking 1 damage, just to use it. Let's take 0 damage to the boss fight, bro.
Let's just take 0 damage to the boss fight. It's because of the edge.
It's funny because the boss is like the hot down of me because I'm 0 damage.
Okay, this is what I gotta do, boys.
Can I somehow get that lightning to the edge?
Yes!
got a damage, bit of damage, bit of damage, not complaining
get that worm, uvc, quinny
scandal's ass, your opinion's ass, bro
no, is it? you're gonna fuck me up here, rub?
A few thousand years later.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Look at us.
Don't cast this.
It's over.
We're just going to don't cast this and it's over.
Just survive till we get to that point.
Literally survive.
What about this cheesebuffer?
Use a big cell.
Oh, fuck.
I should leave it.
leave it right let me see it no I need I need to
yeah wait let's think let's think to the master the master master master into the
turn now we leave it there right we leave it there we leave it there I need
the damage I'm taking a couple DPS together was do goss where the fuck is
Where the fuck is doggast?
Where the fuck is doggast?
Catch fine.
Doggast next random I win.
Doggast now I win.
Overclocked? Doggast.
Bro!
Are you being dead ass with me right now?
Are you being dead or is it me right now you're so cocked where it's still
cost where is the cost where is the cost
that's three times right I'm looting till got the next
okay I need it
TAH!
Okay, wait.
66 plus 69.
I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went, I went.
Diddy!
Diddy!
Diddy!
Diddy!
Okay!
Oh my god, that was fuckin' age!
I'm pretty glad I powered the pump, that, like, the next power you play is played in an additional time.
It cost one, then I get two.
Or I can just get the power that I want.
But then this is ticked.
Oh, wait a minute.
It cost zero.
It cost zero.
Yeah, that's what it was.
Wait, what was four? I didn't see four.
I just read that one and I just clicked it.
Okay, let's have a look at it.
Okay, wait, Path of Exile announcement, guys, what's up?
Derailing the immersion, I'm sorry to tell this by game,
is we're gonna look at some Path of Exile
dog shit right now, guys, my bad.
Here we go.
I require a champion.
A champion to face.
The darkness below.
It is re- every one, every one, if that's their ritual.
Will you be our champion?
What league is that? What league is that?
Chat, part of this is my favorite game. When I say it was being facetious when I said it was top-levels, bulk shit, you were tired, dude.
I just played part of it for three months straight, it was some shit.
A champion to fi-
What the- that doesn't- that doesn't look like the Wisp all wood.
But then it looks like a ritual.
Ace. The darkness below.
Basically, I feel like every endgame in the universe is being reworked.
Mugged and fat, squintin'.
Huh? What the fuck?
Transform six cards in a mobile five damage twice which damage all more cards by one's combat
So we do have potential you'll to death web
We won cost
Six cards
Let's wait one defend one defend one general lightning
One cold snap, I don't know I mean I don't know it's kind of like breaking my build up with up
She's three attacking dick
In channel with instinct. It's kind of take the image. It's doubled. I don't have attacks. I don't use the tax
I don't use the tax
Start of your turn, Gantan Block.
Yo!
Hey!
Seven block!
I mean, wait, I can't just have...
Dude, think about this bell, Jet.
Mall? Just mall stacking, right?
right and then just have three frosts up and afk
Right most acting at three frosts up and just afk
I mean that's gonna be kind of crazy
F**KING YOLO!
Okay, block gone.
Block gone.
Gentleman gone.
Dude, are we getting rid of the energy?
Bro, Tinnacleia don't need rainbow anymore.
Ten of them would get rid of rainbow
I'm gonna double any double energy zero. I mean I wouldn't use it probably
Hey, these are the one beam cell beam cells
Legit rainbow technically is wasted when I'm
I'm ironically rainbow is wasted
Right rainbow is legit with wasted because I don't want one at that point
And I've ramp already doc because I ramp with the mole
It's I know it seems cooked yet, but whatever I
Wonder if I need double energy or not I pray well
Oh my god, okay this one this one this one this one
one. This one.
So if we get anything, okay, defend, defend, zap, rainbow.
Oh, that's good.
I mean, Colesnip is how I get my fucking frost up, so it's six damage and it's one
frost which is exerting my frost.
It's exerting my frost chat.
Which is insane for me.
If anything, I'm gonna get rid of a beam cell.
But that's better if you get more damage.
So that's gonna be more damage than more.
Ah, true.
Okay, yeah, true, true.
I mean, wait.
Yeah, no, no.
No, we'll just do this.
Go.
Go.
Maybe I think I'm retired if I don't maxing it. I don't know why I didn't max it. I should max it
Okay, a thousand G we get one shop that way can I get two shops? I need two shops, please two shops
There's no two shops is there?
One shop. It's just one shop left
Wow
There that's what I mean right now. Okay, we just completely reinvented our build right now
Three bosses one shop
Oh
One shop one boss one but one time one boss
one shot, two bosses, that's best.
I mean, I'm graining the mole cats could be best.
Wait, I'm graining the mole cats could be best.
Right now.
Did you know if you highlight over the legend on the right, you can more easily count bosses,
shops, etc.
Okay, did I know that?
Wait, did I know that?
Wait, I knew that.
Wait, what?
I don't know what you're talking about.
be honest
Okay, so moles my ability now chair so everything one of my things ramps
Holy shit
Holy shit
Oh, wow, I think damage. Oh, no, perfect. That's what I want to baby
I'm just gonna use the eyes, nice yellow.
Beams now.
Oh my god I'm a valid, what the fuck!
Holy shit I'm a valid!
What?
Holy shit I'm a valid!
Oh my god, there we go, single boost into D-Fragment and the beam sail.
What do you got, Lucy?
What's this? My mole's coming, bro.
Tail-tank damage, increase damage, one more class. I want his combat.
And he's the ha-br-what?
If I lose this run here, I am a fucking giga-retard.
Can't you focus this time
Yeah
But I am a turbo moron am I bailed us
Like I'm a turbo I got there's no way I fucked this up this build is too good
So the scheme buff is probably good, reasonable obviously.
Probably should have double energyed at the beginning, yep.
That's questionable place, yeah questionable place, questionable place.
I don't think I can fuck out my dealt's too good.
I legit don't think it's possible for me to fuck out.
Oh wow, I'm about to take damage.
Why am I at that damage dude, what the fuck?
Wait, what the fuck?
We did ask for it now?
How do I get my version read?
Can I get the deal for free?
Deal 9 damage twice, channel 2 blasts.
Deal 12 damage, new time.
Deal 18 damage, add a 0 copy of this card there, so...
I've never seen glass before.
Evoke, deal 20 damage.
Fuck, bro!
GG noobs. GG noobs. Did I just... I can't lose, Jim. I can't lose. I can't lose. I cannot
lose. Can't do focus. Nope, nope, nope, nope. Nope. I cannot lose. It's over, boys. It's
over fighter 150 HP dummy upgrade to green cards by a 300 HP dummy
that's how it ran in relic
you three more turns to defeat the dummy
Oh shit, yeah, we need to exhaust this so I don't hit it again
I hate to make it horrible.
This baggy play is played at a different time.
I'm not going to lose that pay, right?
I don't need block, right?
I don't need block for anything.
I don't need block, right? I don't need block for anything.
I want to exhaust this as well. I need all damage. I need all damage.
Come on.
Okay, two bonus.
Okay.
I can dual cast that, I can mold.
I think I save this.
I mean it is damage right?
Who cares?
Do I chuck a fucking potion as well?
I guess.
I have to?
Oh god!
Come on man, please!
It's enough!
It's enough!
It's enough!
It's enough!
Police it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough it's enough
Yeah, we drank the potion
Okay, it's fine
I almost bought that up
Game nine plating
The...
I guess they wouldn't do this.
Chouful, all your cards not...
Hey, where can I even delete this point?
I don't think I can, I can't delete it, right?
My build's good as fuck.
Alright.
Use as much code as you can possibly use yet.
The starting to turn, draw one additional card.
Okay, that's pretty good.
Just one extra draw, right?
Once I get it up, I just have to get it up, that's all.
Chouful, all your cards under your draw pile.
All your cards into your draw pile.
Truffle cards.
Cane's free block, put a tap and you just get
ball into his hand.
It says, if every five cards in your deck
heal free when you go to recite,
whenever you play a power, a random card
in your hand is free to play.
That sounds good!
Wait, okay, I'll use another power.
Wow, I got all this gold.
What the fuck am I using it for, dude?
Three thorns, two dicks.
As you buy a radiant tincture, there's no other...
I have literally nothing else yet.
There's no other shop, so I should spend as much as I can.
as much as I can. So we're gonna get radiant ink on this. Wait, this is the pallet? This
is the pallet? That really sucks. Oh wait, you knew when you go to wrist side. True, true,
true, true, true, true, true. But I'm not gonna take damage. That's assuming I'm a loser.
all your cards in your draw pile
draw 4 cards
wait that isn't bad is it?
because it would basically mean I could use it whenever the fuck I don't need any cards
I have
yeah
it's a hand reset and it's 4 draw
So it's not like it could be bad.
And what the fuck?
I'm just gonna buy this.
I don't know what's fuck.
If I'm Dex it, you start.
I think it's better to Dex 10 to all.
All right, let's go.
I can still buy this plating one.
It's a power and I have that power thing, right?
What if you play a power card, you have random card, you're hand free.
So it's like I would play that and I can use up the double energy one.
Nah.
It's kind of good though.
Ah, fuck it.
It's a risky play.
I don't think it's a bad play.
I mean, it could be a bad play, but I guess we'll see.
Let's see what it does.
12 plating.
Reboot.
Six cards.
And eight.
Let's try to enjoy one additional card.
that's I'm gonna go read but I'm gonna wait I want to go machine learning bro
I'm gonna be dreaming let's go let's go game is let's go this is game over bro
okay into our wrist all right game of thing cool that's really nice I got a
wrist up for a boss we're even more planning to use this
Did I already do a super boost? I thought I already did it.
Okay, watch this jet, watch this.
Alright, bang, machine learning wasn't free. Keep regular.
Another one free.
25 I'm sure we get
Joe this is insane opener dude, what is this insane opener?
Yo, this is crazy opener, bro
Yo, that's a crazy opener dude. Oh
holy holy I'm not taking damage bro you think I'm taking damage I think I'm
gonna suppose it do I look like I'm taking damage I'm just gonna ramp
really one job is to cast calls now though it's kind of
okay power okay we got double energy makes card free to the cold snap to the
beam tail I got a signal burst dad
to 12 plating by the way with it wait I got seven block on these fucking things
I have four bucks. Okay, wait. Oh my god. Oh my god.
He does nothing. He does literally nothing. He does literally nothing.
He does literally nothing.
50 fucking four, baby. 81 armor.
And I still got a buff. I even know how to take damage to GG. Yeah.
This is it.
The further the heroes go along, the more OP they become.
Um.
No way.
I mean, why would they do that?
You think they'll be kind of balanced, right?
Every three turns.
Draw one card.
Okay.
It's rebossed 19 damage- Wait, that's actually nice!
My build.
Whenever you evoke lightning, deal damage to your human head- Nope, I'm never doing that.
That instantly gets me to my fucking frost cap.
Wait, but then again, if I use this...
I evoke lightning once per turn.
If I use that, it makes another card free.
Three frosts are still insane though, so it cares.
What is doing? What is doing?
Hey, I can actually go up, right? Hey, I can actually go up, W.
If you're gonna turn that block that's never happening, start combat with four blocks, I'll do that.
Okay, oh my buddies weren't called strike right they're not called strike are they?
They're called malls okay thank god.
They're called malls.
We're good boys we're good.
The next player you play is doubled.
Wait, don't do this.
This is a power.
I don't want to second place that.
Let's see if we can.
It's a fever.
You want more time?
This is even
Yeah, I'm her tired
My smart as fuck my smart as fuck brother, so I am a fucking smart as fuck a smart as fuck. Let's go
genius
I took a little bit damage what I did not a big deal not a big deal. Let's go. Let's game over now, bro
That's where I see he's already lost he's already lost
He's already lost. I'm not a three-tart.
I got a streetless here.
Wait, is he vulnerable? Oh my god, did that bruise vulnerable dude? Yikes. I still got one
energy do we just burn that shit there's no need to burn it just yet yeah I
fucked up the order jet what by one card it is what it is not a big deal
Yeah, the build's cracked. It's actually just a game over.
Same group of the same. I mean, you know, it was it, right?
It is just now.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, shit, I'm fucking bursting. I'm fucking bursting, bro. I'm fucking bursting.
play a random attack in your draw pile
yeah
I'll close it
I'll fuck it dude it's actually it's so game over shit it is so game over
yo check this out bro check this out
Uh, my power.
This is terrible.
I got over, I got over, I got over.
He's getting a shit out of my, we can get it out?
No.
He's slamming me out bro, what the fuck.
Five energy bro, five energy. See that shit?
It's too easy, bro.
It's too easy.
Yeah, this guy is just GG, man.
This is just GG.
I am the literal beast. I'm the slay the spy god chat you understand me?
Okay, watch this. I'm about to take damage, right? It's not good, right? But check this
out. Check this out. Check this out. Check this out. Check this out. Check this out.
Wait, I think this is going to work, right? Yeah, it's going to gig it, evoke these things.
and then GG. 34th, 33th, yep.
I'm retarded, I'm retarded, I'm retarded,
I'm retarded, I'm retarded, I'm retarded.
I'm a retodd!
I'm a retodd!
Yeah, I fucked up. I literally deleted two cards for no reason, Chad. I know I understand
Oh, I did my shit after a little bit.
Yo, am I going to lose this guy?
Wait, is this guy going to kill me?
It's not possible, right?
36 damage
Jesus I cannot believe that Tony's another girl I fucked up man. Yeah, I fucked up. Okay. I was not blind that well
G G G G chat
But what does happen?
Was already upgraded. Oh, that's already great. Oh, that's all 3 GG bro. She's so GG
So GG, what does that do when I'm great at just extra damage reboot draws extra cards simple boost
It's literally free. That's the play
Yeah, if I lose this guy guys 100 get the size of I lose 100 gifted if I lose this boss
Did you want 150 150 gifted subs if I lose 150 subs I
Am the most
If I lose, I'm zero out of 10.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I
Okay
I'm back. I'm back. I'm back. Let's do this shit
What is this? Yes, that's this guy. It's this guy. Oh, but the funny thing is I see him really good business guy
So good news is I instantly double energy, right? Yeah, yeah instantly yes
And then I use the power because it's a power there want to use
Yes
For what the fuck is this dude ice cream plus 11 energy by the way. Oh
my god
Oh my god, there's ice cream on the living energy by the way, and we hit the fucking glacier. Oh dead ass. You've been dead ass me right now, oh dead ass.
Oh, this is so over. This is so over.
Yeah, I'm zero out of 10 if I don't, oh I saw my fuckers up.
Like I have to be I think I could play cards at random and I'm win. That's how good this bill is
Yeah, let's see it
Get the water right you can attack me
Wait wait wait I could dupe the power maybe I reboot
It's gonna know down to let's reboot
The signal boost? Nice.
What do we get?
Did it zero the boot sequence? That's what I got. Did it just zero the boot sequence? Is that what the fuck just happened, bro?
You- you've been getting asked me right now, bro.
I
May say no booze thing eternal. I'm it's kind of big dick
20
What is this animal
Wait I have 23 turns chat of 23 additional armor do you understand how that works
Make sure I don't fuck it out.
Make buffer free.
We made Ice Lance free.
We made Ice Lance free.
We made, oh my god.
Oh my god, bro.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Bummer, bro.
Yeah, it's just a buffer for not kind of right this in case I'm on my arm against a chat
I can invulnerable two heads if he somehow breaks my armor, which is impossible by the way
It's impossible
It's impossible
I just wasn't one in any country Ma. Oh my D frags are up now. Hey, I thought it's break the ice on three
I should move first
He has to make it free now. But there's no point in having it free, so I should use it for real.
Six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus six plus 22. Okay wait, what's the mess here?
So wait, passively, when I do nothing,
my character gets what?
Six block, 12 block, 18 block.
Okay, wait, I'm trying to do that, I say, A plus eight.
16, 36 block, plus 22.
Jet, that is, what's that?
Fort? Wait 46? 56? 57, 58? 58. 58 block.
62? I don't have 62 IQ bro, I don't play what?
Not pretending classic.
62 bro, I, okay chat 60 fucking 2, chat 60 fucking 2.
nothing
set up a little bit
but I got extra blocks like one of these fucking charm things
I got so many fucking charms at this point Chad that it's like a meme
I mean there's no point, there's really no point
This game over bruh. It's just so game over. It's so game over.
Mo- Shadows exhaust these cards.
Oh my god. The build's too good, bro.
Th- the thing is, this character has so many multiplicative things. So like...
The...
Uh... power that I have, defragment,
mo- like, multiplies the value, right, of the orb.
And then you multiply the amount of orbs you can have at the same time, so then you double the orbs value, and then you double the amount of orbs you can have.
So then it goes times by two times by two, so you get this crazy multiplicative effect.
Um, yeah, it's just getting over there.
You can't do anything about it, you can't do anything.
Yeah, I don't know what to do about it.
I'll try to use radiant tinctures all the time. Yo, listen to this as well.
What a fucking easy game!
Bro, there's no way this bitch kills me, there's no way.
I just kill her now.
What are you doing here?
random gobbled lines
repair you?
make me
okay what are you always attacking bro?
you've dealt with the inner damage that I think it wasn't enough
you've dealt with some others in there
that's a T
well these killed six
I'm going to read the lore.
This is the in-game lore bro.
We might even get credit to this one here.
This is the place holder.
The story is unknown while you are viewing the debunked during the reaction stage.
Okay, this location will be revealed during our entrance.
Wow, okay.
The defect.
The scrapyard, the defect pond in its fate and purpose.
It's being okay at a host of functions.
It's being okay at a host of functions not desirable.
Do we need, do we all need to excel at a distinct function?
We're processing these questions.
hello pops out another construct hello defects response my name is for law the
fucks law bro
this is the boil we got new like well law meow meow resurrected the defective
construct no simple feat even for an ancient construct what you lost your creator abandoned you
hides at the top the defect thanks now and hits to the top to see finances
yo
come on what's this
The daily
Being a miss power it says is master of form and space once a day shifting the very nature of the spa
You know play randomized challenge once a day
That's what that means you get the hang of the essential one
the bfx bfx and floor became fast friends and exited the scrapyard it was sad there
they returned to the spire mid floors and they met with a massive
a bug in this station the pig get to work and attempt to reduce the bugs to reasonable level wow
the bfx is still curious
well there you go what the hell whoa
I'll be the game.
New challenge is available once a day, complete and with the other players in the high school.
Customize your own run with the new butterflies.
Standing.
Random.
There it is.
There it is.
The literal god.
There it is.
There it is.
The literal god.
Can I get some bogge champs in the fucking chat?
Oh!
Can I get some bogge champs?
Wait, that's a new prediction, right?
Must be.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm easy, I believe this, believe this, imagine doubting, or imagine doubting.
Tutorial of A0 out of 10.
Guys!
Guys.
Okay.
I mean, dude, we're beating the game.
Okay, I mean dude, we're beating the game
I could do 18 in my sleep. Can I do 18 straight away?
Where's it at?
You can do it so easily.
I wanted to do this engines and jet
dude I said at the end of the day boys I'll be ascending this bar
Yeah
I roll my tazza every day
I
Branding carried ascension
Okay, so do you want to watch against me to watch those boys mental what she says people to say a game is meant to watch every codes
Root odds they're root odds. They are part of the root out family. I'm kicking them come to deliverance
like any game like you could be playing a text-based mud whatever the fuck
it can always be fun it can always be fun
Okay guys, do I could either a we could do some what the fuck is happening dude?
We could either a start a new game tomorrow or b do some ascension grinding
We get to send I feel like it's anything would be fun. I do I am really enjoying the game
So I wouldn't mind ascending you want to see some ascending Paul
Shut up bitch
Do you get a do you get a buff of being random?
As I progress check as I progress
As I progress
The ascensions do I throw it for each character or once I get an extension one beaten I can then do it on any character or what?
H.
Just play it if I ever carry it.
Wait, let me think again.
Wait, let me think again.
Can't wait. I like this guy a lot because you know, he heals. He's got damage and armor.
The poison felt great though. The start of his coming back to a traditional guy is nice.
I feel like nigger mine would be so easy to win on.
I feel like nigger mine would be a complete joke to win on.
Do you know what's weird?
This guy was like the hardest to play.
He was the hardest to play for sure without a doubt.
And I had to try hard so hard, but I actually liked him a lot.
He was fun.
You can get your console, come on.
I'm not taking any of these cheats, bro.
They're all fun.
Let me think here.
Which one do you think has the most?
What's this?
Which one has the most?
Which one's the most fun?
I guess it's subjective, right?
This is the most brain-dead.
This has a lot of redundancy.
I-I-I guess it's satisfying on the silo to do, like, a cool combo.
It's on a region.
Sollin is the one that's like, wait, she's got giga poisons and she's got like giga combo
cards.
Hmm.
Hmm
Someone is on the left a song's boring
What would you want is the hottest which one do you think is the hottest?
region region region is ethical my region main chat
All right fucking let's try out one of these things production
Regent ascension one first try full clear easy god gamer no dog tamer
All right, let's go put these is that he's I'm gonna I'm gonna fish obviously yeah, so I'm gonna fish a good over
Let's have elite combat short original cards
Hmm
Hmm.
It is, this is about, this is an elite thing, right?
It's like more elites or something.
Wait, elites aren't bosses, are they?
this. Yo we got a build already baby we got a fucking build already baby let's
fucking go holy shit all right let's get it okay very easy very easy very easy
Um, with 99G it's not really worth doing the fucking shop super early.
Double question mark could be kind of cray-cray.
Two bosses that way.
And a chest.
Yeah, I like that, it's kind of nice.
This, this.
This.
I'll have some money by then, right?
I could probably, I could shop it.
I'm missing the shop is kind of cringe though.
Nah, we gotta, yeah we gotta shop.
Let's get one boss, I get two bosses though.
Shop or boss?
Boss.
No.
Yeah, that's what we do right here.
Okay, take notes, Chad, take notes.
Like, you guys think this is hot, bro?
Shit, this game is fucking easy, though.
This game is fucking easy.
Can you stand me?
Easy.
Okay.
See where did that jet? Why'd I do that?
Why'd I do the way with what I did?
Because I knew I was going to stun this.
I'm too sick to hit.
I'm too sick to hit.
Do you understand?
I already know how these modes work. I already know how they take care of them.
Bang.
Bang.
Sometimes too, what's this?
It's fucking easy, guys. That's what it is.
Uh, I wouldn't have a thing to do.
16, quick mass, we kill him, is that easy, card, okay, deal 12 damage to two or two cards,
So let's see here it's really game damage but I don't have the
generation we're gonna skip it I'm gonna skip it I'm gonna skip it obtain oh this
This would give me gold for the shop that I'm going to, right?
I don't even know what the fucking store did last round, dude.
I legit don't even know what did. Let's just take...
I am gonna delete five... I am gonna be five-eat elites.
Wait, what does it sort of do, chat? What does it do?
Oh, chat, at this point, I had this one sound like five times.
What does it do? Can someone just remind me?
It's three strength.
That's kinda nice.
That is kinda nice.
Yeah, three things is kinda nice.
But then again, getting this early, yeah.
Go pick two, two, the end of combat game one match HP.
The chosen cheese, choose two of eight random common cards.
That's unlucky, bro.
That's unlucky, bro.
That's unlucky, bro
Wait, really this is all shit, I don't want I don't want any of these dude. I
Have to pick it do I have to pick
She's a cat in your hand to turn into a minion strike
You're all one card. It's like, okay, well, it's not too bad, right?
But does that
Does that delete a card
Is that does that does that delete a card?
Because it's transforming it and then I'm deleting it it will okay
That's not bad that's usable
I'm gonna need some fucking serious shit though here, oh god.
One wake, six damage, we're gonna take one damage.
I've been around thanks to uh, oh wow drugs?
Ah, okay so we just have to be gone?
Wait a minute.
Six damage?
Fucking four damage.
Okay
Get struck strike seven
Clean clean clean come on baby come on baby come on baby
Yeah, I'll fire a turn and one random colors how now fuck that this is a gun in stash again
Which we've already got I don't have enough this dope is pointless getting too much spin is when you've been enough generated, right?
I haven't got enough
I need to shop 15 additional gold.
That's useful, okay.
Come on, come on, come on.
That's so unlucky, man.
Where's my Crescent Strike Zephyr?
Watch five, George, you guys.
I'm not trying to forge build yet.
That's a bit of a generator.
No, I don't want to break it up.
Every 10 cards you draw gain a power.
Draw 3 cards exhaust.
Yo, you literally can't go wrong with that, right?
Put every 5 cards in your deck.
Heal for HP when you're ready to start.
Heal for 10 HP when you're ready to go shop.
Enchanted attacks down 9 and use your damage.
Wait what that's crazy, right? Fuck bro. This is like guaranteed good though
This is guaranteed good, where's that's am I gonna get enchants I
Don't the thing is a lot of lotters. Yeah, I think we just take this we did this
It's like you can't probably that right that that increases my
What is this?
hmm you don't want that here I'm gonna get fucked up now I'm gonna get fucked up oh
god this is bad I bit the best I could what I had dude I mean it is what it is
Jesus
I think I can kill one.
Oh my god, I'm actually just cloaked here, bro.
Let me just tank it for the boys.
Tank it for the boys.
Tank it for the boys.
of the boys. It's an easy game. I mean, this would be real if you get an unlucky opener,
you get an unlucky opener, that is what it is. And Chad, it is! What are you? Guys,
Copa Hada! Copa Hada!
Okay, watch this.
Check that trap.
Oh, fuck you. That was pretty bad. That was pretty bad. That wasn't too bad.
2, 2, 1, 9, 8, FUCK MY ASS BRUH, WHY DIDN'T I KILL HIM?
Deals any damage if this kills an enemy?
Gain a bunch of shit, deal 11 damage, add debris to your hand, deal a damage gain 2, but listen til we drop out.
That breaks my draw up, right?
Okay, how the fuck is this thing, do I call?
Here's where it is.
Can Flob be gone?
That's...
Easy game baby, easy game baby, easy game baby, easy game baby, take notes, take notes.
It's just gonna get hard anytime soon, Jim.
KDL 15, they said give it two, towards six cards.
Deal nine damage, day one.
I need a cost.
There's two damage, four cards that have made cost.
Do you need a generator, but that's a kind of a shit generator. I like glow generator, but glow generator is what's ever
Give me the glow generator
Strike it's got striking its name right no, it's good grass and spare fuck
Useless
Remove one cap of my dick
Okay, turn guys
Not bad!
Venerates a nice one because it's 3 energy, very nice.
And then we had to be gone, which does what?
A 9 damage card now, a 9 damage card now.
I will take that, I will take that.
Oh what the fuck is this?
It's 8 plus 6
14
I know
What's in there? We have 14
20 damage, 12 damage, and 3.
Like that.
Nice.
It's like it's maybe you had like horse time maybe maybe you could say it's kind of like
I think that is under maybe.
What the fuck is going on here?
Let's...
Ah, fuck you.
Yeah, it's like Sliver's by one.
You've played the game Sliver's by one.
It's like that.
Have you guys ever played that game before?
It's not bad, yeah.
How you damage?
I can kill these guys again.
fuck I'm good bro I'm fucking cracked wait what huh wait what the fuck
happens the fuck happens the fuck was that where the fuck this guy come from
bro
What?
That sucks.
Question mark?
Question mark?
Question mark, question mark, question mark?
That doesn't make sense to me.
It looks illogical, but it's heterological.
This is the way I take no damage.
You would understand that if you're good at video games.
Just watch and learn, boys. Watch and learn.
Ooh!
Huh?
I
Got a lot going a lot. Yeah, like it goes good for me
Smith obviously chat it's the only place Smith is the only place that's draw one after a card
It's not gonna save me is it this is gonna give me more damage my main attack
Get the line is gonna be what a little bit extra block on that shit
Black hole is for damage not really that useful. This is gonna be 12 damage not that useful
What does that do? Come on.
Fuck, bro. Fuck, bro.
Is it really glad to light? I think it is.
Get a light.
It's glad. I just want to be able to play that shit.
It's not bad.
Oh, come on, man. Come on.
Kind of brother.
Okay.
He's going to...
Is he going to blow up my shit? Do I get one debuff at least?
one deep of nice let's see how this plays out for me chat it's me or may not
worry after me that's gonna go
40 damage we got no damage there don't you have 12 damage to guards
Can you do it?
Okay, I'm gonna, we have 200 gold, baby, 200 gold, come on, come on, forge?
Forge is dirty.
What the fuck?
Dude, that's crazy if you're doing it for, I need to try a forge build out, bro.
He'll still give me three times, not skip.
Okay straight into another boss dude holy shit because this guy is going to be too bad if I just play it right here chat.
Uh let's just get this, this.
9 damage strike.
14 damage.
I think it's a Master Shreddy.
I just have to take that, dude, it is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's pretty brutal.
Okay, I can just do damage, I'm killing faster.
Whoa.
I
Was getting killed as fast as we can I could front load I could get some damage whenever I spend
Sales plays after me boys and sales plays after me
I
18 damage we need something to reduce the shit now dude what
Oh, fuck, dude, he coked.
He coked.
He coked.
He coked!
No, no.
He coked.
He coked.
I
So good good good good good good all right, let's stop
any damage I
Can't kill him though. I can't kill him though
God damn you demon. I still get taken to a damage
That's at you up now. I believe it's at you up now
Holy shit, okay.
The start of your third turn game, once with one dex.
Okay.
Yes!
This is the build chat, this is the build.
Okay, we actually have to rest here, I think.
Wait, no, that's...
Beta is fucked up, right?
What boss do we got?
We have...
The fish.
What does the fish do?
What does the fish do?
Oh!
I can sort that out, I got a good super look here.
Wait, what the fuck does the fish do?
There's anger in that, wait, you will fight these soul fish?
I don't remember.
But it's like, what does he do? He does some weird shit, right?
Is he debuff you? Tons of damage?
Is he just a high damage guy?
It kills you.
That just kind of deals damage.
I have 290g if I make it through this.
If I greed, yeah, and I succeed.
I mean, one upgrade could make or break it.
But no, it's not, right?
Let's race.
It's my best shot so far.
All right, let's go.
I wanna be so fast.
If I take no damage here, I'm gonna be so fast.
Okay, black hole.
6 time with us.
Finish 2 as much as I can.
Don't be mad just fuck bro.
Okay, be gone is so good dude.
Oh my god, I had countered this guy.
Seven damage.
We got it.
use this until they get first.
Banner it's real nice to use but then 15 damage is fucking 15 damage right?
You just gotta burn him down as fast as you can.
You're gonna burn it as fast as you can.
Dude, I can't do it though, because I didn't venerate.
I mean, but then if I venerated, then I would be able to do it. I don't know what was better here, Chet.
Maybe venerating was better there.
Okay, nice, nice, nice. Okay, loot the- loot the fucking thing that's beyond. Yes!
It's fucking gold nerd. It's fucking gold nerd. What do you got? What do you got, pussy?
Man, I'm regretting so much right now, chat, going HP.
I'm gigging regretting going HP right now.
Sexy P.
Aw, man!
Why the fuck did I risk, bro?
Oh wait, maybe her sing was good.
Yeah maybe her sing was good.
Fuckin' YOLO!
Fuckin' YOLO!
Oh terrible order, terrible order.
I had to turn and get...
God!
Alright, maybe Racer's good, maybe Racer's good, Racer's good, Racer's good.
Okay, get a life.
Bang.
35 damage, Christmas, BF 15.
Is that enough?
I think we hear it, I think we do it, we do it?
I live though and he does next turn GG no
GG no it's not gonna a1 it's easy but we could something close for what are you
talking about what a joke joke easy fucking boss baby
was it easy what an easy boss imagine losing this fucking guy dude we have
bozo losing to this guy did I can't I can't lose a 180 they need to make this
game hot let's get ass and even give her a table me never caught your hand your
minion sacrifice exhaust it'll sit damage to every three skills you play
a turn. Six damage. Every three skills you play in a turn put this into your hand. I'm
I don't like any of these cards.
I mean, nine block. Wait, two is nine block.
I don't like any of these cards.
I don't like that one. I don't like this one. I don't like this one. I don't like any of these.
deal six damage.
Yeah, wait, every three skills you play
in a ton.
Oh, I see.
It deals six damage.
Every three skills you play puts in your hand.
I see.
Wait, how much time does it go to?
Yeah, right.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Big dick!
C-15 cards for the Nickerbinder. Choose any number of them and energy dick.
That's kind of crazy, bro.
At the start of each combat, add one Luminous in C-hand.
Retain, gain two, exhaust.
Ooh, that's kind of potent.
Transform the falling star in a meteor shower.
Floating damage the all and it's like to weak in front of the old enemies
They are
Then again
To power whenever the fuck I want it it's kind of broken as well
Right too bad whenever I wanted it is kind of broken
Like to para the opportunity moment
This is just
Every time I fucking open we open with like
Big dick meteor shower. Wait, what does that look like? Can I get an upgrade? That must that must upgrade to something better, right?
Too similar well too is good though
Because you it's retained bro, it's retained 21 damage
All right, okay, what is one to the spot?
I'll upgrade it
Okay, I got three hundred Jesus shop earlier is good one boss there
Or two two bosses two bosses three bosses. This is good to lift lift. It's good
This is nice
Shop boss fuck I kind of grade though
Well, I'm a shop
no no no no no this this boss and upgrade
another boss another question mark another boss yeah that's what we're
talking about right there baby that's what we're talking about take those
Yeah, I take notes make it so take me to a shot big dick
Guys really
Really
I'm not terrible I guess but still kind of bad I had no drama opener bro
are you done please he's gonna block no no he's gonna block fuck you wait it's
he's gonna block there he's not gonna block
dude i got enough dances right?
it's a mess inside mess inside mess inside
so strong
gain 2 team damage
I
Don't need a generation, but it is upgraded kind of shit doesn't cost
This is kind of like me right I mean the strike is bad I
is it amazing dude I don't think is I don't know how I imagine some of these things are
Okay, one time's three, 11.
Maybe the back one would be the best, you know.
Yeah, I like that
That was quite nice
That guy dies the next hit
That guy dies as well
Joe am I retarded dead in the master room
Fuck I'm inside what oh
Yes
Can't get a lot dude Chris's back get a lot good. Let's go get a lot
Fuck this this in these tins of salmon monsters, can we I think we use that we choose it
Yeah, yeah, that guy got fucked up today. I got fucked up
Did you hear every game you say that yet? I'm owning bro. What do you tell them out? Okay 12 damage
Can I just kill him
Stop stop stop stop stop stop cancel cancel
No
I'm going to take the deck.
Look at this.
Thank you.
No, no.
I'm going to take the deck.
It's already weak and retarded.
I'm already weak and retarded!
Aw shit.
Aw shit.
Aw shit.
58.
Two seriously?
We got a win, we got a win, we got a win. Don't worry about it. Next time it comes up, we're
Um, solo strike, game two, get the light, game one, club lock.
I don't have to fucking debuff, bro.
Six, six, six.
Oh, they're gonna cook me, bro.
Isn't it enough?
To the mess.
Oh
Okay
Bro, if I didn't in the meter shot earlier man, that's so lame and get nine blogger don't cut your hand
Nope, what's five nope game?
Okay, here we go boys. Here we go. This is now now up up and off boys now up on off. Are you ready for this?
Prison spear. We don't hesitate. We just bite
Second-turn thing the start of your turn. Let's start up
Start with your turn deal three. I'm sure all of these
Those come back choose one or three round kills can't
The second turn block one is crazy, right
I
Please try
Yeah, I'm happy that see
All the shit guys. I don't know what this bold it you guys are gonna get that ball the ball the ball the
These nuts
Can I kill him?
Wait.
I'm doing the master right now, Jet.
I'll kill that one, or I'll get it to pain, it's the same, okay?
Is that like, like, guys, I, you guys are going to add water?
What are these nuts?
Okay, wait, we can do this, we can do this, just kill that guy, he's fucking stunned,
Bro, you gotta do shit, he's stunned.
He's stunned.
Let me just fucking kill him.
Let me just kill that guy.
Let me just kill this guy.
It's a well-edicated skill, I gotta say.
FUCK YEAH BABY!
Whenever you spend, uh, each time, block...
...two...
...power...
I'm spamming that spin is a little bit deep in but I do have to it's like does
dilate my dick a little bit it's not bad I it's not bad it's ramp it's a ramp
Bosses and helps me survive. Oh fuck, bro
Free time seven what's the math on this shit three times seven defend
Make it so that's a terrible copy using this guy
Just a bad card. I don't think we use it right just it's gonna cook me
Okay, we're just gonna fucking pop off here, and then we pop off here.
So, we're gonna meteor shower, bang.
Okay.
Wait, I want to draw first, because I could get the one that, if you get Black Hole, right?
Should I banner right?
Come on, Black Hole!
Black Hole!
Wow, that's unlucky.
FUCKING SEND IT!
Uh-oh.
Uh, what would be more likely to be closer to the guys of-
Th-Third, I am literally popping off. What are you talking about?
You're hard-covering right now.
Y-You're hard-covering.
4x7. Oh, shit, here we go.
Just tell him right now.
Ah, GG nip. GG nip, GG nip. That's how we fucking do it!
The Vincent Mugan blog from Akati's combat gained double the amount. That's fucking nice.
Child of the Stars insane. Glows insane as well.
Glows insane as well.
I love love I love to look at the stars as well. I love look at the stars as well though
these are both insane. Ooh I'm gonna go look look look. Okay we're smithing obviously Chad
We're gonna be smithing Medioshammer, I believe, so just do insane fucking damage
So I'm just gonna use it every time I get it, dude. Fuck it
Okay, big dick relic, big dick relic, big dick relic, big dick relic, big dick relic
At the start of each combat, upgrade two random counts, count hurt
Ah, this fucking bitch ass, bro
Well, I'm gonna fuck this guy up so hard though, right?
All right.
Wait, wait, wait.
If I grid this bit, I want to brick everything.
If I hit one, Chad, I did this last time and it coaxed me.
I had to better hit all three.
Okay, we can do that.
Get Gigi.
Two, one.
Another master right now.
This guy's blocking, right?
Wait.
He's still vulnerable right now, right?
Fifteen.
He's dead.
This guy's dead.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
This guy dies.
guys
Where's he would be reduced there a hill 50% nice nice thing not bad not bad not bad not bad
I'm invincible. What's this skill game 10 block the new turn if you draw this on top part of plan
What the fuck?
Huh.
It's just a block card that can sometimes go free.
I don't see that being bad.
I don't see that being bad.
I could obviously get it back there as well using some methods.
Colors reward one to three. I'm gonna go with this one. Yeah
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow, I don't like these ones. I don't love these ones
These ones
I mean, almost... can I just skip?
Oh fuck it, we don't know what you're doing.
You're low, you're low, don't cook me with a bridge dude, not the bridge.
Okay.
Bang!
Boom.
Boom.
She's a fucking scam-obs, bro.
That's a scam-obs forever, that's what that is.
Fucking scam-o.
Oops, I probably did too much.
I'm invincible!
Am I missable?
Holy dude, holy
Said what the fuck I'm fucking destroying girl holy holy fucking cracked
I'm not pushing it. I'm just believing in my self.
Wooo! Nelly!
A Blimmer Drifle card, but one card from your hand at the top of your drop aisle!
Huh?
That works with that other card!
I don't know, I just still landed.
But, okay, so why don't I get a thing when I hit?
So we just...
Let's open my heading with this.
Okay.
I have to do this I'm coached otherwise
I should just get the back hold up, right?
Let's get the back hold up.
This one is...ow.
Big on strike.
No.
Yes.
Get it, boys?
oh you gotta be kidding me mate you gotta be kidding me can I retain this is
something you I fucking Jesus
19 you shit
9 times 3, there's a lot of damage.
Let's get the meter shower.
You stupid ass bitch!
You stupid ass bitch!
6 times 3, what do we got here?
Defend plus a lot
Well six times three is well
I know what I'm doing Chad I know what I'm doing
This guy's cooked now.
Get the right one.
It's that easy, Jet.
It's that easy skill potion.
Dude, I don't even need this potion, though, dude.
no do to the end of your turn gain one holy fuck holy fuck
it was a scam a blast deal 13 damage applied to a 5-2 vulnerable I mean
That's fucking nice
But that one's a golden pal though. I mean basically you cast this and you're good for the rest of the game, right?
You cast that you're good for like that plus this and I'm just like
literally infinite
generation
Right, we just do it
Healing?
Not my helmet.
My heal I lose.
Ooh.
Well, what upgrade is nice?
Do you know what I think Genesis upgraded is too much?
I think it's too much.
If anything, I do all of these things.
I think it's too much.
If anything, I do orbit, right, because literally one cost is crazy.
Uh, yeah, but then again, Genesis, this would be crazy.
That's orbit.
Okay, let's get this game over, boys.
Let's get this game over.
There's no way I lose.
There's no way I lose.
There's no way I lose.
As you know I'm too cracked at like maths and shit
You'll see yeah, two or three skill cards your hand play free this time
Maybe I should wait I wasted that I think
I think I wasted this.
Okay, let's see here.
Okay, so, a little bit is probably going to be good.
It was nice to be at the end of each of his turns.
Throw.
Yes.
Two out of three.
Okay, Meteor Shatter for 20 something.
Two out of three.
Let me just get our powers up, bro, you get our powers up.
Ah, you should have done this.
I should have done that first.
Ah, I should have done that.
Ah, I should have done that first.
I'm going to do this one best, Chad.
The order is questionable, Chad.
The order is questionable.
The order is questionable.
It's questionable.
Questionable order.
Question it could be better potentially potentially I could have better order who knows
We'll never know
What was it wasn't possible to get better order than that? I don't know
They didn't give us draw three cards is crazy
Okay, so something she's gonna do 12 damage. I'm gonna yell about for this one. I got 14 armor anyway, bro
Two dates. What do I go to Australia every time?
20 block? No, no, no, no, no. No, no, it's such a waste.
Has it my thing read? The first time I gained block it would be twice.
The first time you gained block it's from the carnage combat. I can't use block.
I want to use Gavolacea, but I can't because it breaks me.
It breaks me.
To venerate is the meme now, isn't it?
Genesis.
Glimmer.
28, 24 block.
Yeah, that's a 24.
Let's do that.
That's it.
Okay, I'm gonna take a little bit of damage, but now I'm greeted and we'll fill my shit
up.
announced GG we got oh my god seven dude I've got seven
hello come on give me some damage I'm gonna damage it bro
I'm just gonna switch to new escape
the mice at the end of this
I'm just killing it bro with the thing
let's kill this little bitch ass bro
straight up
I'm kind of dumb with this pussy, bro. I'm kind of dumb with this guy.
I suppose I was done, bro.
Guys, I'm not hitting the Wermossie.
Oh, wow, I added a process to my game.
So if you're going to get this is legit, like the freest car ever, so I should do this.
You want to turn a friend and escape into damage, bro?
Fuck it.
Hey, both eyes.
Yo, when does this game get hard, bro?
Like, when does it get hard?
Because it's like, I'm just fucking too good.
Boy, form and then you turn the first two cards you play a free
21 damage to all enemies so you hand with the breeze
No, what the fuck fill your hand with the breeze the fuck is this dying star feel nine damaged your enemies
Dice that's not bad for me. Actually
Voidform is crazy, but DICE time is way more useful, I feel like.
Like Voidform is crazy.
Thing is, I already win the game if I get my pa-
Like if I get my powers up, it's GG anyway.
So like, okay, Voidform up, I get it up, it's GG.
But half the time I can never use it.
I can never use it. Like, what's the point?
And then it's just annoying.
I used Voidform before.
Ooh.
Oh
Oh
There's every cat
The fifth cat you play every day is free
999 gold
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna do this
I'm gonna do a puffy as this
Look I got 24 cards right there's a lot of cards
And then I get stuff on grand cards. You just ignore the campfires
check this map. Yeah, true.
You can't find zero.
Every fifth card you play is
free. Three costs because we've
got it.
The brilliant scarf is kind of
broken, right?
is kind of broken
Cuz you can you can do it, but then again you have to like this one is braindead this one's braindead
I don't have to think the other one. I would have to think a lot fuck that. I'm not thinking bro
I'm not like I'm already thinking a lot, so I'm not gonna have to think additionally
Why would I why would I inflict that upon myself?
It doesn't make any sense
Okay, we want to avoid fires, so we go here here here
Here, here, I'm avoiding the shop, because we got a second shop up there.
Avoid fire, and then we heal at this fire for the boss, and then we kill the boss.
GG.
Alright.
I got luck and these buffs can be hard sometimes.
Okay, we just press us.
I'm doing 6th Street and I'm 5th, lemma.
Block 26, there's no need to use that right.
I'll do it anyway.
I
Think
Yo, I'm retarded by the way, I'm retarded like I am literally retarded
Just to let you know I'm just what I just am retarded
Okay, no one's not afraid to know what I did wrong there. So it's good. Oh, yeah, what I do wrong
do you want to figure out but that was full on retardation holy shits
did you figure it out everything not see you thank you do
I
Wow, I just killed a guy the front the fuck yo, I'm returning good
Okay
Yeah, that's
I'm just gonna
Yeah, we made some he made some questionable plays that check questionable plays and dude
Okay, my I'm a master strider. Yes. Oh gg
Are we just kill him and then oh wow still do I have the combo?
Let's gg out, once I got my bus up it says gg dude, you can go and do anything.
He's gonna have 4 times 5, 20 damage.
I forgot, 1 out of 3.
You've been dead ass of me right now.
Fuck, I just lost so much damage.
Okay, time to die, pussy.
Didn't take damage, first pack down, baby.
and we're getting skill potions that I don't need.
4 or 6 cards, I need that.
Well, I don't need that.
Can you play 5 more cards in a turn?
You'll draw 1 card, you'll get 10 next turn.
Yeah, I don't want that shit.
Choose an attack to a shot with shop.
The first time you draw this card,
wait, the first time you play this card, draw 2 cards.
That's it. That's it. This guy's a moron. It's always a lead, bro. It's always a fucking
leave
Dude, why can I do it to apotheosis?
what what only one lose a skill potion obtain a common skill there's a
fairy on a bottle up there to obtain an upgraded rear skill
fuck that I'm keeping the ferry boat
fuck this does as good anyway bro GG
cool as a GG you're gonna like nice I'll say that I double you
uh... okay
this when can I upgrade this by the way I must be
I'm invincible
GG finally Chad finally I can do the combo
Wait! That was a waste. I didn't use the count bro, does that count as prog of it? No dude!
I COOKED MYSELF DUDE! What a 14 block, I'm pretty blocking my dude.
turn is ethereal that she bad to use that
time block anyway what's the point of wasting my resource block like what's
the point of it's gonna waste my resource 21 okay now we can actually do
something else yeah
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
Draw it after I do my combo, why don't you?
Twenty times.
You're even looking, I should look.
Oh, fuck.
Fuck.
Ow.
This is gonna hurt.
Oh, this is gonna hurt.
Yeah, I could definitely kill him here, right?
Nope.
Tank him though, dude. Tank him. Tank him. Easy.
This wasn't his dog, straight from the speed level. Why is he fixating on the first thing he thinks I do?
Uhhh, I j- what are you talking about?
I'm having a good- I'm having a good time.
My build.
Why are you hating?
Oh, shit, Crinsman build?
My Crinsman build is good as fuck!
Shut the hell up, pussy!
You're just jealous.
You're jealous.
You're jealous, dude. It's not his chuuun- nope.
You're just jealous, bro, of my build, bro.
You're like, what are you talking about?
Why is this randomizing? Why is apotheosis randomizing?
Did I grant it and just forget that I granted it? I don't get it.
It's gonna sus I don't want to waste my defint on this
I have to do it, I have to do it otherwise the H2P can do this what it is.
Four times three, used to go weak.
What's the mass on that?
12 damage, need a little bit of defense here
Uh, I guess we'll just fuck it with this fucking fucking ass now, fuck it
I sort of dumbass, my order was good bro
You guys criticize their order yet I'm winning
Yet I'm winning
So what's, like, explain me that, bro
Explain me that
16, 6 walk
Yo, nice
Okay, finally, we got something going for us
Finally, what's gonna go for us?
Oh, here we go!
I have Ascension, one shot.
Oh, you're still a shit, bro.
You're still a dog shit, bro.
You're still a dog shit, bro.
Yeah, you intentionally put the hardest class,
and then a one-shotting Ascension.
Yeah, you're still no shit, man.
You're still again nine. Exhaust.
Huh?
So a lose one draw requires five.
Then I gain four.
It's kind of nice I guess.
This is kind of nice.
Again, I'm going to cook my door a bit, aren't I?
But that typically buffs my crystal spears, and it's not even a downside.
And only bricks loot once.
Yeah, we take it.
Five hour run.
Okay, 29 damage, that's what we got here, chat.
Uh, we are going through...
Wait, how are we going to hypothesize this?
Yeah, we are.
I don't care what anyone says the order is perfect
the water is perfect you just type order literally this is what you know I have a turn you type
order I have a turn you type order I have a turn you type order
I'm not to get ass bugged by the way.
I'm legit about to get ass.
Wait, what the fuck?
This guy's destroying me.
help, help, help
oh dude, help, help, help, help, help, help, help, help
I'm dead, y'all this guy's fucking killing me, right?
dude, that's the guy's killing me
hi
here's what it is
Ow.
I'm gonna heal, so...
9-4, this guy's doing way too much fucking damage, bro!
This guy's doing way too...
Am I trippin'?
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god this guy's fucking me up this guy's
actually fucking me up what the what the hell am I what the fuck this fucking
me up so much. This guy's fucking me up so much. Why, why is he so hard? I don't understand
why he's so hard. This guy's like way harder than, like, like, legit, every time I fought
This guy's just like crazy.
I don't even understand why, how?
21.
This guy's fucking brutal dude.
Is this guy supposed to be like a chick
to see if you've got...
Is he like a chick to see if you've got anti-debuff?
Is that what that is?
That was crazy.
She was the guy in the end, play free to come back.
Nice.
Like that, this combat.
Be gone plus, still strike plus.
I don't need any of these alignment.
I need this.
Hey, wait a minute.
I need action more than I need to blue things.
I'll pull it out.
I'll pull it out.
The stat of his combat, Picura Poison Shape Ruck.
Potion Shape Ruck.
Potion Shape Ruck, deal 15 damage.
Huh?
What the fuck?
What does that even mean?
Is it like a cat I throw or what?
Is he gonna do it or what?
two
Look like a band, 15 damage, 8 hope.
I
Be chance
Jack trust this is good. It's good. It's good. Oh what the fuck's it's gonna do?
Yo, I'm a dude who's doing this tell me it's this magic I who's doing this
Wow spade your life fuck
Yo, I just called myself bro
No
Oh my god, dude, this character doesn't even think too much.
I'm gonna think too much.
I'm gonna think too much.
Okay, that guy definitely dies.
Any way I can somehow kill this guy.
93.
33.
13.
every fourth thing you spend you gain one okay I want to save all of it
that's gonna be okay my mental is good as well we need to save this 14 damage I
I don't want to draw it. It's gonna brick it.
Just get it.
And then uh, I'll rip my cards.
YOOOOOOH! Jesus Christ, this guy farmed me bro!
Yo, I might actually lose this!
He just ruined my deck!
My deck just got cooked!
Aw, fuck man!
Yo, what the fuck? This guy's literally ruining me bro!
This guy's ruining me.
Hmm.
There's what it is.
Ow.
Okay, thank god, dude.
Thank god we can actually get through this.
okay thank God dude thank God we're gonna actually do something here bang bang
yo let's drop down to God's bro that's what I really need to do is run to the
Let's drop down some guards.
Let's drop down some guards.
Um...
Fucking kill him!
Fucking kill him!
Fucking kill him!
Wait, dang.
Ooh.
Spin one.
Oh my god, I'm drawing myself, though.
Oh, please just kill him.
Please just kill him.
Okay, thank goodness. Holy shit. Dude, I almost breathed into some random fucking puzzle
mob. Oh, man, that was crazy. Holy fuck. Holy fuck, dude. Okay, Anthral Knight is crazy.
They need to nerf that guy, dude. Save your combat the first time you play the D-Bus enemy
double its effect. Not bad. Draw nine cards, next turn put two cards into your
up out, and your hands.
Nah.
Nah.
Oh my god, I'm gonna be fucking late to the gym dude! I'm actually gonna be late
to the fucking gym. God damn it!
I want to put the essence but I don't want to fucking die so I'll get a glimmer of it.
GG.
It's running again! I tried it again because I'm a dead-ed! I tried it again because I'm a dead-ed!
wow I'm so stupid it was literally free of I didn't draw it but I drew it I
fucking remember that's not doing much anyways smile meme
come on man come on man that was dumb
oh was it oh was it that you smile as fuck maybe smile as fuck
40 damage can't be definitely master strategy this shit holy fuck
Okay, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta block this little bit, Jass.
Is it doing 40 damage?
40 damage, it's doing 40 damage at the 26 block, block, block.
Well, I venerate this one to this.
It's kind of bad.
Three.
What?
That's what it is, Chad. That's what it is. I gotta take the dick. That's what it is.
He's gonna take the dick.
Ow! Ow!
Okay, cool. We're gonna do this.
Alright, this guy's done. Yeah, this guy's actually done. He's actually done.
Can we get any more draw? Can you guys see any draw, Ted? I see no draw.
I just got damaged is what it is
You can't miss it anyway, you can't miss it
GG variety have a good one chop our pizza man
Birmingham fucking Birmingham jet
How much gold am I got bro that's not with the ones not
Block the deck damage reflected to your attacker
For gathering my plus is crazy, but then again reflect this crazy
because just like not only do you mitigate you do damage yeah yeah I know
I've got Jim you're right wait you guys what why do you guys want me to fail
like you want you like you need to go to Jimmy's but the one I can't have a one
it's gonna ruin my perception I failed it when I tried A1 I can't do a sanction
Let's get a car boss of this
It's easy bro, it's a joke
It's a joke
This is like nothing to me, I'm not even that I'm not even close to my maximum power level
I'm mocking this little frog right now, but it's probably not
It's getting mugged, I'm frog mugging right now, bro.
Bitch, take it, take it, boy, take it.
Frog night.
Get the ones on, honey.
It's doing nothing easy Wait a minute, just make sure I'm not blind,
make sure I'm not blind, just double check, yeah I'm not blind.
I should use Genesis, fuck!
City of Genesis
You'll reflect a reflect sick
Ted you just came over this firm has dead bro. He's killing us up for employees
19 damage.
Okay, this guy's gonna draw when I do this.
Interesting. Can I kill him?
Wait, is he gonna kill me?
The fuck?
19 damage.
to
the
Oh man.
Order order I wasted it because I got unlucky yeah I wasted it because I got unlucky.
That is what it is.
I got unlucky.
Wait what?
I'm retarded!
I just wanted to make a room bro.
I just wanted to make a room bro. Do you know what jet? I wanted to make room in the dick
Okay, I wanted to make room in the dick for more potion. I wanted more room for potions
Okay, so I still in the potion that's all
Chris spare
Start of your turn, deal 5 damage to all enemies, increase them by 5.
Every 3 turns gain that.
Start of your turn with 1 dex.
Strikes.
And defends, gain ethereal.
Did I just evolve it to guarantee I win yet?
It can't break me though if I can't get it off, right, then I just fuck myself over.
I guess he is.
Should I boulder it boys? Should we just boulder it for the memes?
BOLDER!
Brace.
Okay, here we go boys.
What the fuck is this? What is this?
What is this?
Huh?
What's this?
Easy damage.
Is this the boss? Wait, what even is this?
The first three cards drawn each turn are related with bounds. Bounds. Only one bound
God can be used.
What?
Dude, nearly not enough.
You're being dead-ass of me right now.
Nah, you're being dead-ass of me right now, bro.
NOOOOOOO!
It is actually embarrassing that I use dead ass as a joke to say, and now I say it every
chance I get because it's in my language.
I'm a fucking 35 year old using dead ass and type shit.
Just shows how out of touch I am.
Every broccoli kid would mug me if he ever walked outside of my cuck shit.
What a shame, what an embarrassment.
I just hope my Zoomer audience thinks I'm cool.
Choo-
Ah, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,
nice
holy fuck man holy fuck what the fuck is that shit
oh no
22 damage.
There we are. Now we're here.
Now we're cooking.
Now we're cooking.
My god, I'm fucking dying shit
Things fucking gonna kill is that she better not fucking resin first. What a god think resin. I'm so cooked
18 damage reflect okay, that's chill double or already hyperflip right
Wait is it a skill not a power way how am I gonna get him is this way how the fuck I got it again
Okay, this is vulnerable, right?
27 damage.
You do kill it here.
He kills itself and then...
Wait, is this really not a pallet?
Am I tripping nuts?
Okay, that thing died?
GG, noob.
What are you doing now, bitch?
We got the boulder!
It's ramping!
You're done now!
Time for you to die!
You're done now!
I'll be you to die!
I did half his 25. Wait a minute.
Really?
Really?
Really? She's fucking me upside!
She's fucking me upside!
Just kill it, just kill what I said.
Oh my god, oh my god
Oh
Okay 19 plus I'm a little
Yes, yes bitch 21 19 yeah, we're good
I guess that was a lot of damage
Okay, that boulder is ramping bro, the boulder is ramping.
Boulders wrecking, she's doing no damage, she's doing something, she's doing some fucking
Reds bullshit. None of my watch. I'm about to draw the card that I just put back if I'm gassed
I just don't feel like this would be safe. I mean what's gonna do and gains for energy. Yes
I'm just getting some just in case you somehow does damage to me right
Hi. Time to die sluts!
It wasn't even hard!
Wasn't even hard!
First book of Troy.
Not arrived again.
The fool, loud, fool returns.
I'm neither loud nor a fool. Face me!
Boom.
yeah guys my main criticism is that the spires is too easy they really like I'm
beating the game like multiple times now and it's just like first try like that
I mean I guess you shouldn't balance around people who are like literally 150 IQ
but it is what it is the good issue is the games to reason this one is one of
the many ancients now we grew jealous of the awe-inspiring will of the architect
She divided with the like-minded sibling, and together they created the most potent concoction, the Blight.
There's this...
Spies reopened, yeah, more treasures in my collection. Darv smells riches in the air.
Darv, the horde will now sharpen your future runs.
Who the fuck's that?
It's a regent.
Little can you brim with the mightiness, like I.
Tanks is immediately taken to the regent's real confidence.
Dominate the spire, crush them all.
He bellows throwing a strange scepter towards him.
This will let you fight even on the ground.
Time ball too big a damn deal eight damage x-tons double it. It's four more. Holy shit, bro
Just one taps and motherfuckers, bro
Go for damage for each time it's gonna play this turn
Yeah, yeah, there it is, dude
Shit man, hey
Okay!
Guys, I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
Like now.
Boys!
Holy shit.
Slender spy.
Absolutely fucking marked.
Uh, fucking first try, baby.
First try.
No, but uh, here's what it is.
Uh, yeah.
Absolutely destroyed.
I don't know.
Will I go?
I mean, do I want to?
Do I have to fucking grind out?
Yeah, like, I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
I need to go.
Yeah, I need to go to gr-1500 in order to get a challenge
We'll see regardless absolutely loved slays by one of the best games. I played all year
easily
Dude, I want to say look if you don't count part of the best I'm right cuz I never thought we can't peoe
If you don't count peoe, it's literally best game all year best game all year
In six months, then it's not bad not bad at all
Otherwise boys, till next time, peace the fuck out, have a good one, and I will see you tomorrow boys when we poppin' off.
Non-zero chance, either I'll go, either we'll be doing Ascension Gaming or I'll do a new game.
I have yet to decide.