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05-06-2026 · 6h 50m
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I hate to rate you buddy that that both channels are functioning as you can see at the top here
So you see here left and right both green
Before it's your own problem
Man's on a 36 boost shot dead ass dead ass
Am I running? Oh, no, I've click the next you see clips channel. Is that bad if I ruin my elbow? I
Mean can it get any worse? I'm getting like depressed people videos and
yoga videos
That- that one fucking guy, that one yoga video that one time
that I swear to God, fuck that guy
You ruined me, boy
One fucking guy linked like some fucking- it was like some- it was a kuma yoga video and it was like
you need to open up your hip gates or something like
and ever since then it's like my- my fucking elbow thinks I'm like some yoga freak
I
Must admit I looked at thumbnail on one of the yoga videos and it's like don't click on this
They like click on this story and like you've watched it for five minutes as a mean
You know guys cuz like I was like I want them, you know, but then I said no no
Blacklist yoga videos black like no get the fuck out of here
Dude, it's that dick brain
I'm telling you bro like the fact that I was even considering clicking on a yoga video, bro
just because like there's some person doing some hipic as eyes fucking dick
brain bro it's so stupid we don't have dude I swear to god guys on a free will I
want a button on my cell phone that disables my penis
dude woman is so cooked whenever we get that button which just totally disables
the brain you'd like become a unique right like temporarily just turn off your dick and
like all nerves and all information signaling from the like the the dick and the balls just
turns off doesn't fuck with any hormones or anything it just turns off like that whatever
you want to call that that shit that makes you bad make bad decisions and we need that
bro anyway the scare 36 and I'm pretty excited because this marks six
boosters a year since 2020 without missing a single one which was always
my goal but I still intend to keep getting the boosters for the rest of my
life he's taking the piss this guy's this is fake there's no way this is not
real, this is not real. This is not real. This is not real.
I've done my part to protect everybody from a society from
disastrous virus. So if you hear misinformation coming out
today, you suggest that these vaccines are not so effective.
Ignore it. Keep calm. Carry on and keep getting your boosters.
Because if we stop if we give up, if we get dismayed, COVID will
come back and it will come back worse than ever. That's a comedian right? Damien Slash?
That must be a comedian. He must be, I'm guaranteeing it's a comedian. I've got to
look this guy up. Damien Slash. Yeah, he is. It's a comedian. It's a comedian. It's a
comedian. Look, he's fucking, it's a, yeah, there you go. Donald Trump impressions. It's
committee in jail. I've ruined it. I want to let you get that many
boosters. Because my mom had cancer and she was scared. She wanted to get more
boosters and they're like no you can't get more boosters. You've had two
boosters this year, Mary. No more boosters for you. Okay. It really is a
A nasty bug. I'm often awkward.
Chat, how is it impossible? How is it impossible?
It's not possible.
Chat, why don't you develop some form of resistance to the new variant or to the degree where it wouldn't be that like...
And it is... So this is a joke.
It's a two or three...
How do you take that long of clock back, bro?
It's out of time. Oh, and it's only when I get another boost.
I only only read chat as well. Jesus Christ! Lacking perspicacity, boys.
Lock in look I didn't pretty well. I clicked that shit live from Twitch chat, bro
What are you talking about says 38 years and employed and standing over okay? Let's go and see what this guy's got. I guess
This is my algorithm now, dude
Well, I'm actually doing this
All right, um 11 years ago. I
left my home country in Eastern Europe and I
I moved to the UK to start a new and better life
That makes sense right?
It's in Europe's dog shit, so you go UK make sense you go UK make sense. Obviously I came here
No, wait, why are you good like Spain or something, right?
Why don't you move to like Spain or?
Somewhere that his teeth got fucked up because he went to UK yet. You got the EU teeth
mmm
It's okay. You're in some poor eastern country. Yo, I'll move to I'd go to Finland
boom
Boom, they let other probably wouldn't let me in there. I don't think
opportunities better wages a better economy and I do not regret that decision
Out of this country has welcomed me with open arms
The people have been amazing
very welcoming and at the time moving to the UK made a lot of sense to me since I was always able to speak English quite fluidly.
In the last 11 years since I've been here, I have been following this idea that in order to succeed in life,
You have to climb the corporate ladder.
You need these 9-5 office slash retail slash customer service slash admin jobs.
Always be the first one.
That's an NPC take, bro.
NPC take.
Yeah, you just do it.
You guys, you gotta use whatever nepotism angle you got.
Okay, take it.
Okay.
Whatever nepotism angle you got.
You utilize that to get yourself your foot in the door and up the ladder somewhere. Okay?
There it is bro lock in any any sort of advantage you have in some place or an idea you have that you can
Exploit, you know a niche market that you see, you know, that's no one's
you know
Taking advantage of currently and you think you get an idea fucking log in dude
Jace, speaking as a super successful, super successful gamer.
In the office always be the last one to leave and to be completely honest, it's been a massive disappointment.
I have achieved nothing. I am 38 and a half years old and about a week ago...
He must have got skills, right? He must have got skills and experiences.
is I quit my very demanding mentally demanding and low rewards office job I was in a job
that a lot of people would consider to be a good job it was a decent pay however it was
ruining my mental health job and fortunately I'm on one cool operator was it and I realized
that it's all a lie. So I left this job aged 38 and a half. I have very little in savings.
I have absolutely no plans, plans at all for the near future. However, what I do know is
this,
Leech max get all the benefits bro get on the doll ASAP get that government housing boy get that get all the you're
The name of your right them is they get more
Look at it. Look in bro leech maxing most of my life
I've left anxiety
self-doubt
limit me
I've let my anxiety dictate how I should live my life
And I believe that was a huge mistake. I believe I could have achieved much more
And fortunately, it's not too late. You can change bro. So I hope it isn't at least so many people pop off in their 40s
So many people pop up in their 40s
That you can pop off in your 40s. So many people
name to live nights ago some old guy some guy some like Einstein or some shit
fuck I was on YouTube I have this habit of looking for a podcast before I go to
bed and I go to bed with a podcast playing in my earphones and I don't
I don't normally listen to Gary V, but I came across one of those shorts and well, well, well, 12 years of my life.
Try to close your eyes and think of yourself 10 years from now.
Okay.
For a 48 year old me looking back, what would I say about my life, about the last 10 years that I've lived?
I regret not taking risks, not starting a side hustle, or maybe a follow-up business,
or am I going to be content with the last 10 years and say to myself, yeah, at least
I've tried, even if I didn't succeed.
So big dick, bro.
This is what I don't, this is what I fear the most.
I fear regret.
I feared, I don't know, 10 years or decades from now looking back at my life and regretting
not taking that risk, not making a decision that could pretend.
Who's this guy?
Great, it's 15 minutes ago, it's fully, how can he can do that?
But how, I don't understand, how come, how come he can do that?
Why do we not have the sittings where they can not do that?
How can he create an account 16 minutes ago in time?
To-do list, to-do list, figure out how to stop Benny's from making new ACC then talking.
Same day.
Cringe, cringe, dirty to cringe.
Actually, radically change my life.
So with that being said, I am for now done with 95 jobs.
Like I said, I have absolutely no plans at all and very little in savings.
However, what I do know is that I want to become my own boss.
I want to start something on my own.
And I want you guys to join me on this journey.
Maybe some of you who are in my shoes, you're in your 30s, 40s, even older, you've let
anxiety and fear dictate your life so long ago, you woke up one day and you said no more.
And maybe who knows, maybe we'll achieve something, maybe this journey of mine.
Chet, do you want to know how you do this? Do you want to know how you do this?
Okay, you got to change your mentality of seeking discomfort
Okay
What does that even mean what does that even mean it's when you see an opportunity
That makes logical sense that you know is gonna be uncomfortable. You're like, oh, that's gonna be uncomfortable
I'm not gonna want to do that then the second you're thinking that do it
Do it
Do it
Because that's what makes you grow
Okay, that's why I have a cold shower every morning
Okay, and you know what do you know what the discomfort is minimal at this point because I'm just so used to it
But still some days. I'm like, I do not want a cold shower. It's freezing. That's fucking bit every day
Bang just maximum cold maximum cold chat, bro. See and you know every time I get invited on some shit-ass podcast thing
I think myself
Bro, I do not want to do that. I
Don't know want to do that, bro
Because I know I know that I should do it I know now what ZZ ran said I I said yes
by the way bro motherfucking Pierce Morgan's show reached out and they said
do you want to come on and I was like that is gonna be super nerve-racking and
I absolutely don't want to do that at no no no no as I'm there I was like fuck it
and I said yes I said yes to them then they ended up canceling because some elon
thing happened some bigly elon event happened except what did you do the
Hitler salute or something afterwards he did something else to it and then
in the end of the real story real story real story I was gonna go on the
piss mokershow you know or just like you're doing that podcast with like
as we go to other things you know what are playing video games that I don't
want to like like switching video games bro absolute maximum discomfort it's so
cozy dude you know what's the coziest just playing one game and being super
cozy like just be like playing politics alone you'll play devil three only
right and never switching games bro and just doing that one thing because it's
like it's uncomfortable switching people don't like me what people get angry
people leave it's not a good feeling it's super uncomfortable but you've got to
seek the discomfort when you when you're thinking of a decision that you know
logically could make sense but it's like oh it's gonna be uncomfortable the second
you think that be like fucking do it fucking do it do it do it because then
once you get used to it it becomes addictive and actually seeking discomfort
It can be like, oh, that's gonna scare the shit out of me.
You see a bungee jump, bro?
And you're like, oh, that'll scare the fuck out of me.
I wouldn't do, I wouldn't do that.
That's the second you think that?
Do the bungee jump.
Do the bungee jump, jump off.
Lock it in, bro.
Okay, straight up.
Straight up.
And then once you get to that mentality,
you think like, oh man, this is work party,
or this work thing, whatever.
I don't want to, then you can just do it.
It's, you get used to just overriding your innate,
Like like whatever you want to call that your default mind setting of like ah, let's avoid things that are difficult
And you and you override that and you start seeking it out and once you make that switch you could pop off
No, because people want to go down the path of these resistance you got to go against the grain boys is what I'm saying I
Am not drunk to you. Maybe some of you guys will be of help to me. Maybe we can exchange
advice, maybe we can exchange experiences, maybe we can make this into something beautiful.
Like I said, I have absolutely no plans. I will start brainstorming, I will start writing
down ideas, I will try things, I will experiment, I will just do and not think. Well, I will
have to do better thinking. That would
Bro, let me tell you bro, do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna be crazy for the longest time
Bro for longest time
For longest time, dude, do you want to this is this same mentality that I've got and then what this guy's talking about
And what I was talking about a second ago is what cooked me from being able to push
Going from a nice guy to a guy who like interacts a woman
Okay, dude, because what a dude your brains is not gonna do it. That'd be weird. She won't like that
Don't go for this. Don't go for kiss. Don't try to don't make a move right now
That's not the play you want to sit there and used to be nice and you just do the possibly you know
I'm telling you and you go to go and that the uncomfortableness of
Just fucking sending it bro
Okay, I'm just sending it and
And just like shooting a shot and even if you get shot down it is what it is
That's the play bro
That's not cool right? No shooting a shot is like a like letting them know you're romantically interested
okay
Letting them know you're romantically, you know, that's that okay
That's that whereas if you don't do that you just permanently used to just partly resistance and you get friendzoned
You're just gonna get friendzoned
To the yet to the Ford's yet to the Ford's okay, you got to shoot your shot to the Ford
You know this this is a man teaching you to take right at yet. This is some fundamental tech
You got to shoot the shot that if you don't shoot the shot, then no one they don't know they don't know
Very wise
However, I have made a decision to risk take risks
Try something and see what comes out of it
Hopefully there will be a second video
and why not a third and a fourth and if this gains traction and if I'm inspiring you guys
and if I achieve something and we make this into a successful journey then that's even
better. So yeah.
Yo there it is. He needs to look on Nelson Macintosh's lips for two seconds.
I'm a girl that's something that I used to do actually and I she managed to train that out
Because you wanted you wanted to look
And it's like it's one of the things where oh and now I become aware of it
So when someone does it it doesn't achieve I'm trying to wave my daughter does it like I like I stop doing that
She like before she was she went through this phase of everything will times you go to say it's how much you go
And then say it I'm like nope
Nope. Nope. Get up. Stop. So what was that? What was that? Uh, yeah, my bridge.
I might have never done this. There's only so many habits you can get rid of.
There's certain habits that are more annoying than others. Um, and no,
saying I can't teach anyone anything, dude. Let me tell you. People who fail at
shit have tons of knowledge okay people who fail at shit have tons of knowledge
people who suck at doing a thing can tell you what doesn't work guys okay if
you ever heard of the some other shit bias there's a lot of these guys who's
Like are successful and they don't even know why they're successful and that is like our luck. That's time to that's
Bro, the all the ships that got shot down. Okay, which is me with checks back on the day, dude
Getting friends on super hard
Or I can tell you that shit doesn't work. Okay, just being super friendly with the check. It does not work
I'm telling you you have to you have to make it known that you have to you have to articulate you romantically interested
Okay, the path of leisure is just inside. I'll just keep being nice and I'll just exist here
Bro, I did I had a multiple times
I'm like real nice this person and then real nice and I'm around them or having a good time
And then some other dude random guy scummy as fuck
Scummy dude scuff from one guys. It was a literal drug addict
Okay, when I go on a date
And they said yeah, I know and then boom like what are you kidding me some?
What some drug addicts after I've been with this I've been working on this chick like months
Guess what if you just asked if you just shoot you if you just done the uncomfortable thing and you sort it out
And just done it it would I would have had a chance at least it's good decision. No, but who knows now. Thank God I
Because let's be honest. I'm a breeder
But it was instantly brave with the fucking first string high school. I would have got with
Let's not get it twisted. I've probably wouldn't be Brits. I probably would have ruined my life instantly
But what I'm saying is you got to shoot the shot. I can I'm telling you
Or you survive shit by his hand. He's out there. I suppose you fail many times
The strat of just being nice to someone and just existing around them and thinking that's gonna work doesn't work
That's it doesn't work I can tell you doesn't work because I tried a multiple times
I
Daily pack rep. Yep
Working on a late any dispenser looks yes thing right what that's what none of this break
It's just like you should just keep friends on bro. It's literally like it's not this operation. It's just for your friends on
But you gotta I don't have any I don't have any mentoring at all with ladies I know I'm gonna do I'm gonna give my I'm gonna give my
I'll be given my boy a mentoring, I'll be given my girls mentoring as well.
I have to avoid the boys.
I'll be given my boy a mentoring.
Deadass.
We can do a little, we can do a little riding attempt.
Oh please, so smooth.
Oh shit.
Don't, don't, don't, don't.
Don't do it.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
No way, he's gonna kill us all of that.
No way he's gonna kill us all of that.
Into the sky.
Whoa, there's a second!
Whoa!
No, no, stop!
No way!
Stiffy games, stiffy prizes right there.
right there stupid games stupid prizes what the fuck minus 25 hours of your life minus
25 hours holy shit 34 million ticktocks get uploaded every single day and most of them
are pretty bad some of them are life hacks that are supposed to be life
changing so for the next 24 hours I'm gonna be putting the most popular one
test to see if they can improve my life and yours or if they're just a complete
waste of time starting with the viral Korean rice face mask by 63 years old
mom dude I know you put that on there I know why well yeah everyone can see what
you doing okay this is his facial bite isn't it this is some mom always says
true beauty starts in the kitchen today we're making the viral oh my god until
it reaches this creamy woman you can't see what do you mean you can't see wait
kuma brain this is me kuma brain wait this is me kuma brain wait you think
this is kuma brain you think this person want to thought like for one second wait
Are they gonna think this looks like cum?
Today we are making the viral
Dude, whatever bro, whatever. Nah
Nah
Nah
If you said to me, what is that?
I'm gonna be like that's a bukkake party. That's a bukkake party
If well, Tennyson doesn't make a come-on-his-face joke while doing this, okay, then I'm a freak,
all right? If he does not make a joke about a dude nodding on his face, then I'm a freak,
Okay, let's see
See look I'm matching the mom and the daughter so cute second part of the family
I'm also low-key terrified about the amount of carbs in this thing. So hopefully I don't absorb any of it
So this took quite a long time to make so hopefully it works and if it works
This is quite the hack because facials can be pretty expensive and I mean this is just white rice
So this is very cheap a little rice
to wake up looking.
Wait, was that a come on your face joke?
Did he already just make like facials?
I think he already made a joke about come on his face just now.
Dude, he calls me by sex charts.
That's potentially an innuendo right there.
Nice.
True beauty starts in the kitchen,
a Korean mom once said.
Thankfully it's on a black bean mask that I have to apply
because I don't want to risk getting canceled to look good, you know?
Ooh, my skin's already dancing a little bit.
a little bit. Okay, this one doesn't look quite as cummy, though. I'm being honest, this one doesn't look kind of, it's cummy.
I think my skin's happy with all the carbs and the sugar from the honey. Why did their face
mask just look so much better than mine? What the heck? The mask is now applied and I look like I got hit with a Guinness
record-setting money shot. I am not sick in the head! I told you I'm not a freak, bitch-ass! I told you I'm not a
That's just the default male brain you guys are the weirdos for nothing other than like if he's not thinking it would look like come
Okay, I we ain't both freaks. We ain't both freaks heat. Look listen now applied and I look like I got hit with a Guinness record setting
Money shot if that's something that they track. I know I don't know but we're supposed to leave the mask on for 15 minutes
For a brighter and even skin tone
So let's get it if this mask is teaching me anything is that I need to get a frickin tan man
Like I'm blending into this thing way more than I'd like to because I don't know where the mask ends
And my natural skin tone starts
It's a tasty mask though
It is so I just sat there patiently waiting feeling my pores getting karma
You get like an obsession why my skin could be brighter there. I felt like if you had like a small wound on your head
That this would feed bacteria and it could be an accelerated infection. I felt this this doesn't seem like the best idea
I'm not like that. Do you put shit? It's like putting sugar soul cell of you. It's not you won't put that on. I mean, I don't know happy. I
Don't know dude
I'm not sure but
I'll be dead ass with this mask off and see if I made a difference
Despite a ton of rice in my hair right now looking at the before and after there is a massive difference in my skin
It looks smoother. It looks healthier. It looks more
Oh, it looks worse looks wasn't the right look the rocks more red
Like it looks better. I didn't think it looks better. No, it's either a the same or be he's a little more red here
Like there's more redness on this cheek here than there's in this cheek. I don't know, but I don't see it
It looks like he's got dandruff in his hair as well, but it's just rice.
Vibrant.
It just looks all around better.
So Korean rice mask, I approve of this hack.
That's the best placebo.
It's in the CID.
Free Chick-fil-A.
Next time you go to Chick-fil-A, they're like 10, 35, 8.
you know that it's going to be, when they drop that music, they're
do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
you know it's going to be some crazy shit
because if you order lunch, they're gonna eat
He's in like dog shit, brain rot, it's just like some guy just ass-lop
Do the leftover breakfast for free
not 10.30, not 10.40, 10.35
also don't forget, Jupiter has to be aligned and Mercury
and Ressurecream
Are you get free, Chick-fil-A?
I can see that you're confident in this hack
because I'm kind of shocked I don't see him here
But realistically, he probably got free breakfast because he or she at the counter thought you were cute.
Like, I give you free breakfast. They always say there's no such thing as free lunch.
Nah, there's no way. This is rotate, bro. My sisters work at McDonald's. That's not how it works, bro.
That's not how it works. They just make some shit to order, and then they got like a bonus one or two sitting there.
Both my sisters work at McDonald's, Chad. Both of them.
This is free breakfast. Let's see.
The comments on whether or not this hack actually works is pretty divided.
At Chick-fil-A, breakfast ends at 10.30 am, making 10.35.
Oh, the menu change of...
Ooh.
That sweet spot time to get rid of leftover breakfast.
It's 10.33, perfect timing.
A lot of people have actually walked in, so I think other people know about this, too.
The only way that this works for me is that if they feel bad for me or if they think I'm nice, I think.
I don't like having a camera crew of you, like having to do with a blonde DSLR and shit, it's going to probably go a long way.
How's your morning so far?
It's good.
Thank you.
As you can see, I was being super nice to hopefully get something extra on my tray.
I ordered grilled nuggets, waffle fries, and a Coke Zero, and they gave me...
Thank you very much. The guy is out here getting free breakfast, and if I even get a single napkin in my bag, I call that a win.
But here I got exactly what I ordered.
What they're going to do, you should ask.
You need to ask, can I get the lift over to breakfast?
You need to, I don't know.
Wait, what?
Exactly, nothing more, nothing less.
You gotta ask for it.
What kind of business are they running?
Bro, you can ask also, you can go to McDonald's and ask,
can I have a cup of milk?
And like, besides that, I'll just give you a cup of milk.
I used to go and get milk, cups of milk all the time from McDonald's.
If you just ask some people some shit, they'll say,
I was like, huh? Oh, man, okay.
I can't see it lasting. This hack.
I've not tried that in a while, but I used to do that when I was like 14.
I would go and get my job and I'll get milk. I like,
cause I'm just a big milker and just ask some milk and they'll give you milk.
He's a bust. Next up, the Navy seal nap.
I'm going to show you the Navy seal inspired power napping technique that many of
our elite forces swear by. First,
you're going to find the edge of a bed or a couch like this and put yourself in
this position.
A Navy SEAL inspired power napping technique sounds pretty gangster, man.
Like this isn't just a nap.
This is a Navy SEAL nap.
This is a nap with purpose.
And I'm the type of person where I always feel sleep deprived.
I always feel like I need another power.
Me!
And I don't get it.
So this could be pretty light changing for me, especially because it's only 10 minutes.
And we all have 10 minutes in the day.
Now I have no idea who this guy is, but he has a doctor in his name, so I'm going to
blindly trust him.
Dude, that's legit.
They got a doctor in the name, you know what's legit.
You wanna know what else takes 10 minutes?
He had that fucking emoji as well.
Like, dude, he's cooking.
They think I had the emoji in his name.
He didn't see it, Dr. Derry.
Dude, when they got the emoji,
okay, how many times are I being depressed?
How many times am I being depressed?
When you got this emoji of the,
whatever the fucking, what's this thing called?
Stethoscope?
No, yep.
When you know, you know when you got that emoji.
It is the stethoscope, okay.
You wanna know what else takes 10 minutes to work?
And Fetamines, I'm just kidding.
All right, it feels weird doing this
when I'm right beside a wonderfully comfy bed.
Do I look like a Navy SEAL?
I'm just picturing my legs are up on the edge of a boat
with a group of us and a bunch of waves.
So, all I gotta do now is nap.
You need to go, so, you need to cap it bro.
Okay, we're gonna start the timer.
You need to cap it on your head.
Two, one.
I pretty much instantly fell into such a nice state of relaxation and considering my head
was on hardwood floor I was surprisingly comfortable.
I really have no idea how this works so I'll let our doctor explain.
Laying in this position for 10 minutes with your legs, I'll be like this is going to accomplish
two things.
First, it's going to reduce swelling in your legs as well as return blood flow to your
core both of which are going to trigger relaxation.
Second, by limiting the time to 10 minutes you're going to wake up during the light phase
of sleep and therefore wake up feeling refreshed.
I don't think I have ever fallen asleep that fast in my entire life and I do feel pretty
well rested right now like I slept for 45 minutes and I only slept for 10 so that's
a small win.
So if Navy's still powering up.
Wait what?
Bro I can't, I did, I am like 30 minutes to go to bed.
I can try it, there's no way.
I cannot try it.
I cannot try it.
Do it on stream now.
That's only the most boring shit ever.
Wait, do it?
I'm drinking coffee!
There is no way!
I cannot!
I am drinking coffee!
How, oh yeah, I'm just gonna go to sleep
while I'm drinking coffee.
Hack approved.
Next up, the Chipotle hack.
This has to be the invention of a brain
with too much time and THC.
Regardless though, this is something
that everyone should probably try
if all your plans that day have fallen through.
And I respect this guy's hustle,
but I have this feeling he probably just doesn't like
Chipotle to go this far.
But I'm excited for this one.
So let's get, let's get Bill in this burrito.
Not bad, taking me back to my high school days.
I think that this into the pan is probably the most
genius Chipotle hack move I have ever seen.
Should we make a nice little layer?
Now we take the burrito,
and lie that right into the cheese.
Well, it's nice, but yeah, I'm confused.
What is this, a hack?
How's it a hack?
You just melt the cheese on it.
It's starting to get a little gold brown on the cheese.
The smell in this kitchen is making me
Backed up a little.
Oh, this is gonna be good.
Moment of truth, baby.
Here we go.
Are you kidding me?
Wow.
Can you hear that?
That is just a solid, crispy cheese layer.
The fact that I'm smiling right now and why do you guys know I don't smile?
It looks nice as fuck.
I mean, dude, it looks nice as fuck.
I'd be back in the day.
I used to put a piece of toast.
But you know that American cheese was just not cheese. It's like half micro plastic half cheese and I'd microwave it
For a minute to a minute and a half and it would kind of go into this big dome
Okay, and then harden and it was like you could eat this crunchy cheese. Oh
You should try it if you've got some of that shit right now
Some of that if you get some of that plastic cheese put it on a slush bread and microwave for a minute to a minute and a half
You watch the whole thing turn into a dome and harden
get ass someone who's got it try it don't clip it and join a clip it don't
include it the result and it's that it's nice as fuck now I might give you
cancer or something because I don't know that but yo all that much you just know
that this is gonna be special I just I just know but the one negative thing is
I feel like this is gonna change my Chipotle world view which is gonna be
very inconvenient for me because it's all I could do this every single time but
and this burrito is just like shut up Will and put me in.
I got shivers in my thighs, my toenails are curling.
The texture of this dish is incredible.
That cheese layer is just straight for a play man, you guys have to try this one.
This is a must try.
the chipotle burrito hack? I approve. This is real. Melt? I appreciate you. Melt crispy
cheese on anything. And that's like savory. It tastes, it's objectively better. But how
is that a hack?
Well, there's a work of art. What's next? Am I gonna have to go to Subway and get a sub
and somehow turn it into a house zone? TikTok is crazy. But there's sometimes-
Well, I don't understand. Is chipotle not a burrito? But what was he not- what's the
The difference between a chipotle, well I don't understand what happened.
He turned the burrito into burrito, right?
Or was it not a burrito in the first place?
I don't know what chip- we don't have chipotle here.
So you order the bowl.
Hit and jam.
That just hit.
Next up, onion feet.
You know if you tape a few onion slices to the bottom of your feet one hour before going
sleep and leave them there all night it helps draw out toxins reduce inflammation and support your
immune system naturally. I don't know if it's his accent, the beard or a positive spin on racism
but onions on my feet just sound a lot wiser coming from him but more importantly I think
the ITS is next to it. This goes mobility routine. I wasn't holding his foot like that the entire video
without cramping but seriously this has to be some sort of prank to cut down on dating competition.
It has to be like wearing socks to bed is a sin
This is the first son of a biblical plague, but if this works
If this is this pretty cool, it's pretty unique. So we'll see
Yeah, wait was the guy
That old guy kind of did tank an AI it was like scum quality. Is he getting bedded by wait?
Is he getting bedded by an AI video dude?
Wait, you know, if you keep a few onion slices to the bottom of your feet one
Low level lymphatic system radio like let's just say
Reflexology points points ancient health
Looking for like obvious telltale signs. I mean the ways it kind of does thing is he could have his leg bent
Because it looks like it's torture is very straight, but actually you can't have a straight torso and have to foot up your legs bent, right?
It could just be the camera angle, definitely the way his mouth moves.
It could be just AI translated.
It might be listening to AI, I don't know if it's for the AI, the background seems kind
of real.
Is the first sign of a biblical plague, but if this works if this is this pretty cool. It's pretty unique
So we'll see
Probably should have just done this in the kitchen
This is for Todd this is for Todd and the real hacks getting this on my damn feet
This would be so uncomfortable to sleep on. Oh my back. Those are weird
They'll slime me and it'll get warm.
Oh my goodness.
Help me do this, bro.
What are you doing?
Oh my god.
We have one foot done.
If someone walked in on me right now, this one would be hard to explain.
I'm coming from me.
That's saying something.
Serene wrap?
Onion?
Okay, next one.
This is some way to finish it.
Whatever you think this feels like, it feels worse.
I have onion juice dripping down my ankles, but I'm not even going to lie to you.
I feel significant activity going on in my feet.
They are cold, they're tingling, they're showing you a little bit numb, and I'm also getting
a little bit worried as to what the hell is going on because I wasn't expecting anything.
But the fact that I'm feeling something, maybe it's going to work.
So we will find out if I feel any better in the morning.
It smells like a one star shawarma restaurant
in my room right now.
Like a shawarma restaurant that's also a drug front.
In terms of how I slept,
it's what you'd expect with your feet being seren-wrapped.
It'd be oval.
So it wasn't great.
At one point, I had a dream, I was walking on water,
I woke up, it was bull by looking my toes.
And I'm pretty sure onions are toxic to dogs.
So I almost assassinated my own son.
I'm trying to see if I see.
Yeah, I think even if this impacts your sleep negatively
by like 10%, any benefit that there is,
which would probably not be any benefit by the way,
would be just removed.
Feel any different today?
And I can't.
I'm just more tired than normal.
So onions on feet, the saxobus.
Next up, the three bite rule.
Eat whatever you want as long as you have three bites
and then you're finished.
I can't see this working for me.
Napa was the three pump.
That's such a waste of food.
The fuck is that such a waste of food?
Wait, what?
Cool.
Then I could get behind that.
This is either gonna work one of two ways.
Wasteful because you can't finish it
or useless because you can't.
And this is also gonna double as an OCD test.
Okay.
This is, I mean, holy fuck.
Capitalism manifest.
And what are we, are you kidding me?
What a waste and on the top of that, you know, you're not enjoying the food.
You're not savoring the food.
I mean, what even are we talking about here?
This is, this is insane.
This is insanity.
We only got three bites.
Oh, okay.
What?
One.
Did you not throw that pizza away?
Do you know it's definitely tasting better knowing that I only have two more
bites after this.
Do not ready on the first bite.
I am noticing I'm more present with the food.
I'm going to go round back.
Give me some crust.
I'm the type of guy that always needs to show the backside a little love. He ain't gonna roll it. Dude roll that shit up
What the fuck you doing, bro?
Fuck you
Oh now this is making me feel kind of weird. I have this I have all this and I have one bite left
And it's kind of unlocking like an edible edge of a cake do it
No, you can't throw that pizza at you can't answer that good piece of pizza
You can give that to a homeless person now or something!
I'm gonna go for a fourth bite so badly, but it feels like it'd be a fatal mistake if I do.
I'm supposed to feel satisfied after three bites, but I just feel incomplete.
That is retarded. This is retarded.
As well as hungrier and more food focused than before.
Yeah, this can't be a healthy eating thing.
Can't be. Like, I'm just gonna be thinking about this pizza all day long now.
I had three bites. Do I feel satisfied?
Not really, no. Now I'm like, look at this. It's like watching an amazing trailer.
Why are you fucking puzzled by who even gets two pieces of pizza in a fucking pizza place?
Go on a pizza place, you're eating at least half a pizza.
You've gone on a pizza place, you're eating at least half a pizza.
And then just never watching the movie is how this feels right now.
Straight up.
And what am I going to do with this?
Am I going to go give it to the pigeons outside?
Oh, this just feels so wasteful, but more important, I'm talking about no, look at I'm not talking about dominance
I'm talking about like a true proper real American pizza. Okay. I'm doing like a one of these ones
Like they're like this big. It's like this big
This big they're big pieces not this big they're like this big
This back, I'll show you. It's a real proper American pizza. Okay.
Lee, I just thought you're going to be speed running something a little bit more serious
if you try eating method too far. So because of that, this hack is a bust.
Eat it next. He better, he better, he better have eaten the rest of that pizza.
dunk. We have all seen the ridiculous morning routines where you dunk your face into ice cold
water. It's a tricker than a million reflex. Okay, there's actually a little bit of scientific
backing behind this. I cheat. Dude, I'm like, fuck, I love putting my face on cold water. But
actually, you have to actually put your head underwater properly. And I've not get up the
setup. I wish I could do that for like a boss fight, bro. I wish I could just put my head
I had an ice water under water before it was like bang.
Lock in.
The post of reduced puffiness, blemishes,
wake you up, reduce stress,
and some people even call it natural Botox.
Bro, it was gonna wake you up.
If, okay, let's be real.
It's gonna search, you're actually gonna trigger,
fucking, it's a physiological reaction in your body
and it's gonna wake you up.
This shit works, by the way.
So, you're basically your water body and yourself
to feel more alive unless it kills you.
15 seconds.
Now I'm a little bit scared
because you're supposed to hold your face
down there for 30 seconds.
Oh shit.
This is quite a long time.
Quite a long time.
And is it poor form for me to drink some of this
when I'm down there?
Cause I am pretty thirsty.
All right, so we got our stopwatch here.
Just give me a little head.
Hey, if he's not awoken by the end of this.
I mean, Jesus, 30 seconds is the same.
Like 15 is like a half hour.
What are we?
One.
As soon as I dunked my face in the ice water, my entire body just woke up and my face felt
like it was burning, but that's just the cold shocking my nerves and flipping my body
into survival mode.
Try it like this.
Check.
Whenever I go to the bathroom, every single time I'll wash my face in cold water, but
it's not the same as this.
This is actually my mainly reflex shit.
This one actually does some shit in your nubes.
Oh, oh, oh, it's a 30 seconds.
Why it just feels like it wakes me up more.
I don't know.
It's refreshing.
Getting cold water on your face is refreshing, bro.
Oh, my face hurts.
I
Wish I had that if I could just tell about one of these in front of me
I would do that literally every single time away in afk
If I could just have a if I had a permanent ice bucket that was a clean and I could just do that
I would just poem or do this. I'd be I'm gonna be doing
Oh, does feel like I've never had Botox, but this is what I imagine it to feel like my entire face just
He's kinda angry in my bro, the book.
He's kinda pulled back and he's doing like a old-school naughty racist bit.
In place, like, when I talk there's no movement.
That just felt like the most failed attempt at bobbing for ice cubes.
But I do feel good. I feel very good. I feel awake. I feel happier.
Man, if this is a replacement to an actual cold punch full body, this is the better way to go.
I definitely do notice the reduced puffiness.
What is he on about?
Well, this guy is delusional, bro.
He's seeing what he wants to see.
What's he talking about?
Reduced puffiness?
What does that even mean?
Puffiness, bro?
Now, someone's got like a wrong place in the lobbyist,
you know?
Like, oh, well, that guy's got a puppy-looking face.
Yeah, OK.
But what is he even on about?
I think I have a lot more vibrance to you two me.
I think I look more awake. I mean, I always look tired, but I think I look more awake for me.
But the most important thing is, is that I feel happy.
So ice water to the face.
I love it. I'm next up, right?
I would love it. I would.
The guy's sitting there, who the fuck has time to
let me fill up a thing with ice water?
Like, who the fuck has time for that?
I could try this one. Let me see it. Let me see.
I'm going to take a shower.
That's enough.
That's enough?
That's enough.
That's enough.
Is that enough?
Is that enough?
It's like, I mean, I can't really show you guys what.
Okay, the ice, ice.
More.
Okay, this is literally my entire fridge's ice.
There's no more ice in the fridge.
It's like the bowl is legitimately this much filled up with it.
It's half full of life.
My face will barely go into it because there's that much ice.
Okay?
So I've got, this is the ice.
All right, give me a sec.
I
Saw what we're dealing here
Can I let it close I let the water cool down a bit
So let the water cool down a bit
To win this place next to a bunch of computer gears for the dumb shit ever
Salt it wait you think I should salt it no, so
But how much is it going to go up when I put my face in there by the way, is that going
to even like, I don't know how far my face will go down there bro, I don't know if I
need to put more water in there, because I don't know my face, because the thing is
it's too high when I put my face in it, it's going to overflow, right, which is that's
an issue.
too low.
Himalayan salt, not the cheaper, but you chanted as you were sulting it.
I chanted as you were sulting it, I was in the chat.
What the fuck?
do I need chat do I need more just check let me check my I'll do a changing oh
oh yeah, it's re- oh that's breathing
I think my face will go in
I think my face will go in
I think my face will go in
full screen
how will I know when 30 seconds is up, boys?
how will I know when 30 seconds is up?
uhhhh
it smells salty, bro, it smells salty
timer
Okay
I'm gonna travel 30 seconds
phone time
Sure, I get a phone time. Where's my shit
Wait, I'll do it more down
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't see time, bro. Oh
Fuck now it's up. I can't see time and now I can't see time and now
I can't see down now. Okay. Give me a check. Okay. Oh shit my headphones
Well, I want me to have to hear that shit. I can't hear it. Wait, I can't hear it, bro
I can't hear it with my headphones off
This is a terrible idea
Okay, so watch I'm not gonna have to hear it. Whatever. We'll just see we'll see what happens. I'm gone. Oh, dude
It's freezing it's freezing bro. It's free. It's for it's freezing the whole thing's freezing
Stop what I can't start
Okay, it's although but when it comes up, we'll see how I'm all that went in for okay
The soap I'm gonna mix it in I'm mixing it in
Okay, ready steady, what's this I don't know those timers wait what I guys I can't hear
the fucking time I hit himself can't hear the fucking time I have a fucking time
Oh shut the fuck up shut the fuck up. I was like people saying wait 10 minutes
I was letting it cool down, bro. I was like like I'm letting the whole water get to it immersed with the ice
Okay, Jesus. Okay ready steady. I'm going I'm going in bro. I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in I'm going in
I'm going I'm going in bro. I'm going in I'm going in
Three two one
Oh
Shit that's what I'm comfortably called
Oh
Don't feel unlocked in though
I'm feeling locked in my whole face is feeling like my whole face is feeling
uh like numbing like num num nish i can still feel it but it's like i don't know that that's all the blood's cold
but how's my puffiness guys no that feels good though differently it's very very uncomfortable
like the first 10 seconds you like oh yeah oh yeah not bad not bad not bad not bad and then 15
okay this is pretty bad and then 20 seconds it's like ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
Wow
I was not in for five bro
I was not in for five but dude that shit
Oh my god
Yeah that's just like a way better version of
um
It's a way better version
of just getting your face under the tap
in the water
You know what I'm saying
I can almost go again
I can almost go again, salt is dangerous
How is salt dangerous? People say put salt
What do you mean salt is dangerous?
dangerous. My lips feel uncomfortable now. They feel like they've got salt on them and
they're getting dried out. I'm going to wash my face with not salt. Why the fuck do you
I told you it was salt in it, bro.
If you're not supposed to put salt in it.
See, it adds self, so I believe you.
All right, anyway.
Spinning bench press.
Now, this one just looks hella dangerous.
But if it helps me lift more weight, then maybe it's worth it.
So there's a science behind what's going on here
that I can't begin to try to explain to you.
And I just don't even understand how the weights just
continue to spin like that.
Like, how much lube is this guy having in his bag?
Is he, like, didifying his gym bag?
But I have 315 on the bar.
If this claims to increase my bench strength by 10 to 15%, surpassing 7 reps should be
incredibly easy.
I noticed immediately when I racked the weight that it didn't feel lighter at all.
If anything, it felt more difficult to stabilize.
So I went to chat GBT to see if this hack is legit or fake, all for views.
And just as I suspected, it's fake.
Weight is still weight, rotation doesn't help you lift, so at best it feels the same,
or at worst, slightly st-
What if it was turbo spinny?
Could it be more stable?
It's like the opposite, it's the opposite.
But if you had some turbo, if you had some turbo spinny weights, could it be you tried
toy something and it's like uh i don't know next up chicken pizza i'm imagining it like uh
yeah ditching the cards and leveling up with chicken this is hot double shit the conics might
have chips too hot double for you guys pizza a high protein it's a ridiculously delicious
alternative that actually holds together i have seen the chicken cross pizza a lot i'm scared
to say let's have to do it i don't care about it i will leave it there just immediately put
I've pinched myself putting things on the cable so many times that this warrants an actual attempt
Like I knew I was doing it the wrong way the entire time
I just didn't know that there was a right way to do it. Okay, so I think you just kind of go a
Little twist. It's kind of like I'm doing a bra, which explains why I never figured that out. Okay, so you just hold and then
What the fuck I had a lot more satisfied than I expected let's do that again
Let's go.
What the fuck?
This technique may be cool, but is it actually any faster than just doing it how we normally would?
I put it to the test.
The new technique was a full second quicker, which doesn't seem like much,
but if you go to the gym every day and do both sides, that's 2 seconds, which is 14 seconds a week,
which is 12 minutes a year, which in 100 years, I'm just kidding, you get the idea.
Hey, look at that!
Wait, that's not entirely...
You didn't just...
Sin the math, pussy, sin the math!
You never have to pinch your fingers again, and it's so easy hack approved
Next I do that same thing where I push pull the latch down like a retard
Any point any left pullers? Oh, yes, any any latch pulls in the chair. I'm a latch puller. I
Pull the latch down. Yeah, I don't know. I didn't know you I didn't know that I didn't know that take
You get the anti gravity wheel this is that I'm talking about here, bro
It's this this shit, but uh, yeah stick with the wheel spinning on it
I wanted to stop the metamucil hack.
If you have problems with binge eating,
I got the perfect hack for you.
Get yourself some psyllium husk, right?
I use this brand because it's super cheap.
It's from Walmart.
It doesn't make you shake yourself.
Two to three tablespoons.
Put it in a cup of water, about 12 ounces of water,
and then chug it immediately before it solidifies.
You will not have any more creams anymore,
and you will feel super full,
and you will have the perfect poops the next day.
You don't even have to wipe.
I am a snacky boy.
When the sun goes down, I just like to eat.
So getting-
Dude, everyone has fucking constipation.
You just say shit by the way.
And it like does, like fucking barely works.
Like, I'm a fiber max out.
How about you just eat tons of fiber?
How about you just eat tons of fiber?
People have got blockages from this.
You can get mid-emusal blockages.
If we just stop eating-
And that's because generally speaking,
they get the ratios wrong and then it's kept way too much.
You can block it.
You can block yourself,
but you gotta be careful with the shit.
The very tall order.
I think the only time I've ever stopped eating
is when we literally run out of food in the house
or I get food poisoning.
Oh, I fuck, I've had silly,
I've had silly house before, bro.
Is the most disgusting thing ever.
When I was doing Keto, I tried it.
It was like, people like,
silly muskbo truss, silly muskbo truss.
I was like, oh, fuck it.
I guess it'd be five or something.
And it was like, it's like slimy, jealous in water, bro.
I'm talking slimy, gelatin water.
Like imagine trying to drink,
it's like drinking slimy water.
Like, yeah.
And that's, even that is just temporary.
So we will see if this stuff works.
Thank God he corrected himself and put teaspoons
instead of tablespoons on the screen
because if I put two tablespoons of this stuff in here,
I would be using my bedsheets as toilet paper.
One teaspoon, two teaspoons.
I feel like there's no way this works.
Smells pretty good.
It's like it turns into a gel in your stomach.
Tastes like the fricking home depot with a hint of orange, so two teaspoons.
I've never had a muesl, I've never had the same house raw dog, like just raw, this just
has artificial sweetness in it and stuff I guess.
in the stomach, we'll see what happens.
Usually when I'm watching TV,
this is what's going on in my head.
But now, nothing.
It's 10 p.m.
We're about to head up to go to bed
and I didn't eat anything tonight.
I didn't snack.
We're both extremely surprised by it.
It's probably because I had this fiber brick
forming in my gut right now.
Like I can feel something happening and it is great.
Like this is like the ultimate dieting hack.
Like I should have used this on prep.
So it's been amazing so far,
and I am super excited for tomorrow morning
because I feel like I'm about to give birth
to something, if you know what I mean.
Good morning.
The pro right now is that I'm still not hungry at all.
I think this is gonna affect my appetite
throughout the entire day today.
The con is my stomach is killing right now.
And hopefully my highly anticipated bathroom visit
will fix that.
I was gonna send a picture of this
as my good morning text in my family group chat,
but I'm gonna have to check my work
because it does not feel like I can just pull up my pants
and walk away and start my day.
It doesn't.
Like I don't know how that guy does it.
Like he has to check his underwear, I think.
So I mean, even though I need a wipe
in terms of appetite suppression,
it's pretty game changer.
So because of that, I approve of this hack.
I think your gut would get used to it.
Yeah, I think your gut would get used to it, right?
Your microbiome's where you take a little bit
to adapt to it.
I think you can get used to it.
I was busting silly musk every day and you know at first it was like I got diarrhea blasting and then afterwards it was like
You get it works out. It works out
But I'm not fucked that bro. It's yuck. Fuck that. Just have fiber in your food, bro
Next up pre-workout holder to this penis shit maxing guys shit maxing
This is a pretty sick hack, especially if you don't like to use the most effective delivery system
So we are gonna try to see how this thing works
It's a little bit of an arts and crafts situation here.
So you do this cut half because really if you think about it, if you share your pre-workout
with all your gym bros, the amount of germs inside your pre-workout is probably more than
the actual barbells that you use to lift.
It's pretty gross.
Okay.
So now we actually have to-
I must admit, whenever I like go to a resort, I have to go to the gym, I think, man, my
hands must be so dirty.
And what I've started doing is going into the bathroom and washing my hands.
for the scooping.
Yeah, it's Molly's sweaty spot.
There, see, like you're getting in there.
I didn't even wash my hands.
I didn't even remember the last time I washed my hands.
You don't know where these hands have been.
There we go.
Now we just cut a little hole.
Look at that, the scooper.
One of the main tests is to see if it actually closes, so.
You fuck this up or what?
Do it up.
Right there.
That is really cool.
That's really cool.
Now I don't know if this was intentional or not, but watch, you can go for a scoop and
you can go and you can scrape the side for a nice perfect scoop and dunk it right in.
So this is simple, it's brilliant.
You know, when I did the take road, it doesn't even have pre-workout.
That's when you take, don't even use pre-workout, just have a sip of coffee.
Pouching, we'll probably do this for the next tub.
But with all of that said, the pre-workout hack, hack approved.
Next up, skull crust triac.
Visually, this one just looks like it's going to absolutely hit.
It just looks so secure.
By doing this at a commercial gym,
I just think it's a big no-no.
You're taking up an actual bench press.
You're gonna need a spotter to prevent someone else
from pushing the bar onto you,
because you're just gonna piss people off, for real.
This is the tricep equivalent to curling in the squat rack.
All right, let's try this out.
Should we lock in there with the elbows?
And go in here.
always we have like always like flat benches always free so I don't know
like this is my gym though I've sound like a one nice
if I do one of these by the way my elbows ruined for weeks weeks like with skull
crushes people's like arms like just flail everywhere so this just keeps you locked in
I'm so jealous man you can drop away so jealous bro and super set right into close grip bench
Boom, boom, and you go right for that.
So jealous, so anyone who's doing that broken fucked elbow
and can actually do exercises with their arms,
you are so lucky.
You're a couple of girls, so lucky.
If you have your own gym or your gym's quiet, so lucky.
I approve of this hack.
Next up, the Extracts hack.
A diet hack that is not-
So lucky. I appreciate it, Jeff.
I appreciate it if you're working arms.
Extracts and not just vanilla.
I'm talking almond, coconut, mint, anise,
which tastes like licorice if you're into that.
if you're into that, butter extract.
I've even heard of cake batter extract.
You can add a little drop to your
yogurt bowls, oatmeal, protein shakes, ninja creamies.
That little flavor boost adds so much versatility to your meal.
No one activated, you guys, relax.
I'm like, guys, excuse me, I take some filters.
And you use such a tiny amount
that the calories are negligible.
They don't even have nutrition labels.
I never thought to think to add extracts
other than vanilla when making french toast
to things like oatmeal and some Greek yogurt.
So I have this super strength cheesecake flavor.
I don't even know why it's so-
Cheesecake, bro, yuck.
Why would you take cheesecake?
Super strength.
Is this gonna turn my Greek yogurt
into fricking Hercules?
Like super strength cheesecake flavor.
Oh, that's all the flavors.
I'm expecting it to be like a three out of 10.
Like 10 being like an actual cheesecake.
This is probably not gonna be all that great.
It does, it does really smell like cheesecake though.
It smells like the actually like micro-dose
to the slice in here.
Just like Molly said, little goes a long way.
So we're not just a little f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing here.
That's too much.
That's way too much.
In terms of calories?
That's way too much.
That's way too much.
They don't even list calories.
So I'd honestly go with zero.
So if this can even like increase my yogurt experience
by a little bit, I would say it's worth it then.
Whoa.
It does. It smells like raw cheesecake battered.
All right.
He megadose that shit.
It is pretty nice.
Not sweet.
But you get a little bit of the cheesecake flavor there.
Like I wouldn't be bragging
that I have cheesecake every single day.
It'd be like bragging,
but you have a rented Lamborghini.
Like you just don't need to share that information.
But,
hmm.
It's very subtle.
in a really nice way like you could have this for breakfast and it wouldn't feel super heavy because
cheesecake for breakfast would be pretty fast. What is that what people are saying stuff's heavy
bro I good I cannot have any because every time I try to have it my wife is like it's too heavy
too heavy right now too heavy it's too heavy right now can't be doing that right now it's too heavy
for now it's like what the fuck are you talking about like it's food it's just fucking food
It's certainly not replacing cheesecake, but it's a nice addition to make some of the food you eat every day a little more exciting
I just keep on going back in for more. That's a good sign. I don't even think I'm being gas lit if I'm being gas lit
I'm lighting the match because
This works so x-raps hack approved next up the RDL grip trick
This hack is actually pretty genius
You just have to steal the cable handles from the cable machine
So pretty much gym hacks are just becoming the most annoying person in your commercial gym
Like you're taking the bench press for skull crushers and now you're taking this to do RDLs
But my hands do slip quite a lot when I do these so this feels comfortable. This isn't a game changing
I'm probably gonna use this all the time
Does feel nice
Yo, what these actually feel better than Versa grips
How does that use viscose grips?
This is genius.
I can actually stand like this all day long.
This might be the best gym hack that I've seen yet.
This is amazing.
Why don't someone just design a product that's this then?
That's the case, you know?
I mean, really?
Wait, what?
Okay, so wait.
So it's not, so it gets it's spreading the load between, I don't know, it looks like
it's, it's, it's, it's getting pretty cooked yet.
This, this looks like a burst of grip at home, but he thinks it's better, so.
I've had the dumbbells in my hand for all these shots.
I haven't dropped it, so don't need to drop it.
What about?
I approved of this hack.
Next up, free Taco Bell.
This girl has been getting free fountain drinks
from the Taco Bell.
I think it's spreading the white app between two pots
of your arm and then also because you can
do rep your fingers around it, Bitta, maybe it's?
I don't know.
A little drive-through for the past two years.
The dude is playing the long game.
That's for sure.
Like, getting it once is a fluke.
For the past two years, this must be something.
What's this thing?
What's you doing?
I mean, worst case scenario,
I got myself a $4 Coke Zero, so still kind of a win-win.
Gonna be extra nice.
I'm just gonna order a regular, not a large.
I don't wanna be greedy.
Hi, how are you?
I'm doing great.
Can I just get a medium Coke Zero?
That's fine.
And that's everything.
She didn't say a price, she said you could just drive up.
Thank you, so, I don't know.
Maybe they just give you the free drink at a pity
because they think that all you can afford at Taco Bell
is a drink?
Hello.
Hi.
Yeah, just the drink.
That's it, nothing else.
Regular size, right?
Regular size, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Thank you.
Thank you. Wait, did he's gonna get it for free? I'm what? Wait, did you think he's
gonna get it for free? Bro, the chick was getting for free. That guy was trying to hit.
Taco Bell free drink hack? Bust. Next time, I won't give it to you.
Ain't no way, bro. Ain't no way. But no one's getting a free drink. Why don't we get a
free drink and splits once I think the free drink hack is to go to those places that like
it's stealing drinks you go to the place that have refillable cups and you just bring in your
refillable cup and people do that here just refill your shit and then walk out comes to
Bulgarian splits for most of the minimum wage employees won't give a fuck that was like I mean
I'm good I do that but yeah I my hack was like when I go to places that we're gonna eat as much
food as you can you know the hack is just not doing them everyone hates them but the setup
This is the highest exercise in the gym
Highest exercise in the gym changed my mind here. See I still too far back. So I gotta adjust
It's out of everything out of everything like bro at every gym exercise you can do
This shit is the hardest this shit is the hardest
Maybe I'm crazy nice. I love squads love squads love deadlifts
Love dude. Are you kidding me? This is this anything? What are these things called?
This one specifically my pt gives me to all time and that other one what that's the same shit
But you just like walk back and forth away
What the fuck lunges lunch lunch?
So that was one correction.
Not done yet.
With the tack, you put the weights down, sit at the bench, extend your leg that you want
to use.
Now, love from his work.
That's awesome.
Boom.
Love from his work.
And you're just perfectly on the pad the first time.
So if I did Bulgarian slits squats, I think I'd probably use this one forward.
And this is like for me, like the perfect distance.
Quad, glute.
It's not super dominant of one part.
So I feel like it's the hardest or the most endurance, you know, to tell your body to do this exercise.
Like your body doesn't want to do it.
And you like do it.
And then your body's like, nah, I don't want to do it.
And you're telling it to do it.
This is like, no, dude.
It's just, it just feels difficult this shit, man.
This exercise.
I approve this hack.
Ugh.
Next up, bicep curls hack.
Here's a bicep workout that I haven't really told many people.
Your curls supinated.
You're going to do five curls with one arm.
Now you're doing the other arm.
While you're doing one arm, the other
is floating in a contracted position.
Now you're doing five with both.
And now you're going to do the same thing with hammer curls
without dropping the weight.
By the end, it should be like you almost can't even get them up.
I think if we chat GPT what a frat leader looks like,
I think it would just, that would be our boy.
That would definitely be him.
His arms tell us a lot about this.
I did really think that's, I don't know,
I feel like that would just tie you out.
and then you wouldn't have to like do as much volume.
I mean, it's, it's, he's doing some master metric exercises,
but like I'm just trying to get the max growth.
It doesn't seem like the play, right? Am I crazy?
I mean, you get good at holding shit at standstill better,
I guess, but that's about it. Really. I mean, fuck.
Which if we could even call it that.
So I can't even, I can't even do any of these, by the way.
So literally my elbow is so cooked, I can't do any of these.
Let him one of these exercises.
He hasn't told many people about this.
As a 23 billion views has certainly changed that.
So let's see if I can do it.
So we're going to curl up and five here.
So guys, if we're going to have the intact elbows,
just appreciate the mullies.
Appreciate your intact elbows.
I've done 35s.
10 years.
Elbows.
Hopefully, five is a choice and not a limitation.
And now we come up into hammers.
One.
This doesn't seem like a hack.
I mean, dude, he's working out at the end of the day.
Is this the most efficient way to work out?
I don't think so.
Is this a hack?
This is just the exercise I'm gonna go with.
Oh!
Oh, I felt good.
There's a good burn to it.
I really like-
Yeah, bro, look at that.
A hammer curl.
Look at his arms.
It's a hammer curl.
Look at his arms.
Usually because he helps you get a little bit more reps.
So I actually like-
Some big arms, bro, and daddy, by the way, he's nanny.
A regular curl to a hammer curl.
You do get the burn.
In terms of it being effective, I'm not really sure.
Just because the exercise burns,
doesn't necessarily mean it's all that effective.
So there's a lot of other better studies I would do.
So because of that, this hack is a bust.
I tested a bunch of so-called life hacks.
Some actually earned a spot in my routine.
Others were straight up fake reviews,
but after all of this, it made me realize,
maybe it's time I start sharing a few of my own.
All right guys, so for this hack,
all you're gonna need is a roll of toilet paper
and a belt, and what you're gonna do
is wrap the belt around your dominant hand
until it goes completely numb and...
Oh, the ghost hand.
The stranger.
Yo, good asses, wife.
The teaching other dudes how to jack off, it's fine.
There's nothing wrong with that.
No, there's nothing wrong with that.
Well, maybe she was into, I don't know.
I
it's like the angels are singing he wrapped up in one when you step your
toe but everyone is sleeping okay then my door at 3 am I'm going to get a
a nice snack
I like I do it
It just has my tarp and I do that
the darkness below
guys
will you be our champion
It's tomorrow. It's tomorrow. Yo, it's tomorrow. Yo, it's tomorrow. P O E announcement tomorrow.
P O E announcement tomorrow. P O E announced live stream tomorrow. By the way, that's a
This is a notepad for myself, that's so when I start on my stream tomorrow, I'm like sitting
my time, I'm like, oh shit, it's a pity last stream day today.
That's just so I don't fucking forget.
I don't think anyone, it's a note to myself, no one is reading it.
Did you really try this?
Salt and ice challenge.
Wait, what?
They put participants for salt on their bodies, usually on arm, and then the ice placed on
the salt causes a burning sensation, let it frostbite.
Wait, why the fuck did you guys tell me to add salt to my fucking ice?
The fuck did you do that for?
I could watch this tomorrow.
I could watch this tomorrow before the launch of the thing.
Yeah
What's it tomorrow?
Yep, yep, yep, yep. What was it tomorrow? I
Didn't know Quinn was in gorillas. It's not true. It's not true
Yo dude, what the fuck?
I guess he heard it.
That's crazy.
That's a good edit.
That was a bad thing.
Quincy and I read it as high quality, bro.
Holy shit.
Iconic comment on Wild Strike of Extrains was revealed two years ago.
gonna break his league start rolling this and I did bro and I did and guess
what I end up doing by the way chat killin all Ubers with it baby let's fucking go
baby let's go let's go holy god damn I'm the fucking 10 and a 10 of a wild
I'll strike off the fuckin' extremes
Of the extremes!
and everything else eventually you'll realize not every dinner can be a
mukbang even Nikocado lost weight and he's big round and fruity
okay it's a colony fat it's a colony fat it's a coincidence that radius popping
off to it because they never thought I saw it that way.
My name is Harry Dresden, motherfucker.
Open the door.
This is my neighborhood.
Open the fucking door.
It's going to live.
I can't believe it wasn't fake.
I will fucking inch you.
You understand me.
The fucking way T-shirt!
That's dance, bro!
Oh
Lee good post good post good post go post
Okay, we've picked in the cleansing time ready. Let's go from there. Let's get back to the trick the main thing yet
Okay
German streamer athlete our dirt start to key starts the challenge to run from this valley
It's a Santa Monica appear unless the 96 hours
She just streaming the whole time he must sleep there right as he would die
Dude this guy's up. Look at this giga chat, bro. Look at this giga chat, bro
Look at this giga chat
Holy shit, who's this guy, bro?
The glasses going on boys the glasses are going on bullshit there it is Red Bull
That helps him go faster with a red ball.
He has some wings.
This is a red ball ad basically.
Let's go.
See those.
See what we got in time.
Off he goes.
Can I watch the stream? Where is he now?
What's this? Where's the stream and I watch the stream was this was the stream at
Shad the cameraman. It's the gift
Yo, it's literally him
What as first I was like you're dead then I saw the rainbow hat and thought yeah, you could do it
Uh, probably, this guy's been brainwashed by Red Bull ads, by the way.
It's- what's the livestream? I wanna see it!
What the fuck's the livestream- no one is linking the livestream that is talking about it!
Wow! Okay, we got it. Okay.
He's walking.
He's walking.
Didn't it say he was going to run?
He's going to run from this valley to Santa Monica Pier.
It's the same guy?
This is like a different person.
I think he's sick of the brandy all the time.
He needs TTS, man.
He needs TTS, bro.
What the fuck is this chair, bro? What is this sub only? 65,000 people are watching.
yeah 65,000 people watching guys yeah yeah yeah that's I mean I'm not going to
launch seems kind of entertaining stream like yeah I don't want to tell you
okay trust me I know how to do a burnout oh god
Oh, this guy's gonna be okay.
Oh, they're okay.
Oh, oh.
Look at this guy.
Oh, no, dude.
What's he doing? He's spurging out.
I hear it. Oh man.
Oh, there's cameras. Look at all the cameras.
Look at all the cameras. Look at them.
Wait, did he even attempt to turn or anything? What was this?
What was that?
I don't know what he got up to. That guy's crazy.
Okay, um, alright, we got this.
What's gonna happen?
Oh, god. Oh, god.
Wait, this seems like, wait, it's, I look bad? What is this, no helmet? Yeah, this seems bad, I'm gonna be honest.
Uh, okay.
Okay, that's not looking too good, I'm gonna be on it, I'm not gonna, I don't want to watch
that, okay, that guy looks like he might get hurt, so I don't want to let him get hurt,
chat.
So we're gonna go ahead and, let's go to top, where do we go here, MMA fighter, 20th opponent,
Relentless he's made his opponent, that more motivated, whoa, what the fuck, wait, that's
It's not a real gun, right?
That's a water gun.
That's a water gun.
This guy's tall and maxing.
much taunt you better be cracked you better be so correct if you're doing
this much taunt bro oh my god you better be the if he's gonna just max that
Yeah, he needs to be insanely good
Brain damage pull him off he's getting brain damage bro
I need to say this little end of the head like four more times like the guy was
cool let's say little man in the head four more times
the guy is not defending the shots
I
Reverse taunt reverse taunt like you got brain damage now. Yeah. Oh my god
He's doing fingers to him Jesus
Oh my god, he's gloating bro
Everybody I'm a it's kind of satisfying that he's doing that but then at the same time
Maybe it would be more humble if he just did not done anything like
I
Do you know the guy dude that dude was fucking squaring a water gun and he threw the water gun at the guy hard
The that's great
Oh, I got the guy can really stand up or he's got a third. Holy shit
Bbl in danger, huh?
What's this what's this what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is this
What the fuck is this
Shoot the chunk of BBL off your shit.
What the fuck dude this guy this guy's mental this guy's mental this guy's mental
Are you shooting he put in the laser in her eye for something like what is he doing?
My ass on my period
Wait, what did she just say what did she just say?
Bro, bro, what the fuck you could die right now?
What is a chunk of BBL off this here
Bro, I don't know what's more crazy that what the woman is saying or what the guy is doing
Like this is just like what the I mean did that did
This is just a stupid stupid thing to do
But these guns can fucking miss fire
Let's split little pistols and shit can miss fire. You could just some of shit can happen
You don't even need to pull the trigger and it can fire. I
Mean read this title BBL in danger. What do you mean? What's he's aiming at me?
What is it? Oh jeep is wasn't saying?
What is this look what I don't know what a title is guys I don't use social media
So I don't read this thing that this is this like random bullshit to me. What is this look?
I'm finna take a shower, but I'm finna rock this bitch. Well, this is what I do this bitch when I'm bored
mind you
She's sleeping in a studio W me after I just had a blaster
With 20 other
hose
But hold on let me
Wash my eye
I don't
Wait, why is this dead twitter?
What is this dude?
Is this guy posting on us?
Wait, I've had a warning.
Have I?
Wait, I got a warning?
Have I had a warning?
He's got me in the video.
Have I had a warning?
Because if I had a warning, I've not had a message.
To be honest with you.
You mugged so hard that man.
That's probably what it is, right?
I was Morgan like people so hard they had to fucking ban. I mean dude. I'm Morgan. Hey, bro. Look at this
I got the hunter eyes going on. I got the fucking chisel jawline. I mean, this is Mog city up in this bitch
Yes, I'm done a muggle and I didn't get a warning, but maybe they are doing it now. I don't know
Jason Malin still run a red light then run a stop sign. Let's see how dangerous it is
What's up bro?
Yo yo yo!
What the?
It's a bike lane!
It's a bike lane bro!
What?
What's that on the ground?
Yeah wait, they don't have to get away if they're on a bike lane.
But that's fine.
They do? Wait, okay wait. You're telling me a bicycle?
Okay, let's not say I must a moped. Let's say if you're a bicycle, you don't get away. Yeah
Yeah, the bicycle doesn't need to
But the mopeds technically do yeah, the mopeds technically do
But anyway, if you're a bicycle, you don't need to get away. Yeah, because look the bicycle's not like
But there's a guy in a bike I'm just saying the guy on the bicycle
Fuck this up
Like this guy can go
Guys we don't have NA stuff like this
Okay so guys an NZ
An NZ if you're a bike
Okay and you come into intersection
And it's your turning left right
So you're turning left
Okay and it's a red light here
You can still turn left
It's a bicycle
You just turn left
But you stay to the left
stay to the left so like if a car is coming in right this way you just make
sure you're over to like the side so that way the car doesn't hit you and then
you're good you just cuz you're just on the edge it's the right side Jets that's
how it works in New Zealand so okay I mean I'm not too offended by this the
mode obviously it's a bit stupid to do it is crime on string but the mode pad but
I mean, I don't think it's that dangerous.
What's that on the ground?
GTA.
Only GTA angle.
GTA.
Only GTA angle.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
What's that?
Yeah, that was unsafe, though.
What's that?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what's that?
What's that?
The thub sign, that was, that's unsafe.
They were just driving to an intersection that cooked.
But this guy is not paying attention
That this guy's like not even looking at the road. He's trying to like I guess he's trying to mow on the bike or something
He's trying to get smulking instead of looking what he's doing. I mean this like with no helmets and
Whether everyone's got cameras out and shit
I feel like you just digs they're asking to crash into someone else and either injure themselves or someone else
You ever see Tom and Jerry where they do a fake tunnel?
That should actually got us good.
That should actually got me good.
I don't know dude, uh, it's a really good man with scissors.
Huh?
Oh!
Yo, what the fuck?
What the fuck? Okay, so this guy we're recording.
So I'm thinking this is happening
Um, because it was an altercation beforehand, right? So this didn't just happen out of nowhere. It's kind of pulled out a bunch of sims-
This guy pulled out some scissors.
I knew that was coming.
Oh, there's blood. Oh digits crossed. You know, uh, I mean fucking hell dude, but the fuck Jesus Christ. Okay. Where's the fucking? When's your reprises?
Oh god, dude. What's about to happen?
Oh
Dude don't hit face bro hit face
Oh, no bro. No dude. Uh at this point he knew he fucked up
Oh, no
Oh, no
Oh, no
Bro face went on the asphalt with no helmet
Down a hell burl down a hell burl
Okay, she okay, okay, dude. Is she okay? She's okay. Okay. I've seen enough of these
I've seen enough of these guys
What are you gonna LSF Jesus Christ, she's okay guys. She's okay. She's okay. Disney reviews Esmergold's research routine and does a little dog impression
The what's what's happened? That's four minutes. I'm not gonna watch that as too much
Twitter changes mind and Muggle is now allowed on stream
Hey, W W a muggle's back
It's back guys Puggies
Oh
Yo, say that's it
That's it. Okay, go focus focus focus. All right, and we're caught up guys. We're caught up. We're caught up
Yep
Make ass to I well well well 12 years of my third phase of Australian streamer
pop off King Aboba.
Ascension. Okay. Fat.
Aboba.
Take when you viewer here. I just wanted to say I absolutely adore your cozy
stream and cute little ozzy accent underscore carrot keep up the good work dude
smiley face emoji a okay hand emoji the sentient to gaming today sure
come on
fuck it! this game is still bad!
Quinn should remake this video
56 million years with the circus and I still gotta come out of the app to use my prime
sub and gotta watch some dog ass ads.
When does the stalling end?
Still no idea after 4 million years with the dog tamer.
Meow.
that's the ice machine are you going to try and use of might and magic or it's too complicated
for you teacher with dwarfism is made fun of god to die man is the instant leave regret
How the fuck does anyone watch this slop?
Who is watching this?
Like, like watch this for two minutes,
one minute, one minute, one minute,
literally one minute, one minute, one minute.
So first, he multiply the 10 by the two.
That gives you 20.
Are you guys even paying attention?
This is so boring.
Yeah, isn't there some other way we can learn?
No, there isn't.
So you better listen, especially because you
have assessment tests coming up.
Next, you subtract the.
You know what?
I can't take this anymore.
You kids don't listen.
Your test scores are the worst in the school.
50 years of God-gaming, chef.
All the rules.
Where are you going?
She's fine.
I didn't sign up for this.
I'm leaving. Good luck with your next teacher.
Is that what she just quit? She just quit thinking she didn't.
That's her job.
As you all may have heard by now, Mrs. Jacobs quit yesterday.
Well, who could blame her?
Her students are the most problematic ones in the school.
They've already gone through three different teachers.
We wouldn't even last more than a week with them.
That's true.
But we need to do something.
Because if these kids don't pass their assessment tests, it is not going to be good.
Besides, the board is already talking about taking drastic measures.
Heard at Eastmont, they're a place half their teachers.
Really? I can't afford to lose my job.
We need these kids to pass.
That is going to take a miracle.
You got the chromium there.
You are so right.
And on that note, I'm excited to say that we have
that we found one.
Oh, shit.
I just hired someone that's not only smart,
she's hardworking, patient, and a little person.
Ah, hello.
Everyone, please welcome Ms. Brooks.
She is your new teacher.
How are you?
I know why a little person could teach kids,
cause she's short.
Wait a minute, we're all in danger of losing our jobs and you decide to hire her?
The fucking freak!
Yes, Miss Brooks is a highly qualified teacher with an impeccable record.
Well, they may as well just comment, fire us all again.
She they're doing with the contact lenses and they could she's actually a really good actor
I'm we honest out of all these guys. I think they suck but this person is very online. She is super unlikable
She's playing a really good unlikable character. I
Am so sorry about that
Sally's been here a long time and she's not always very open-minded
It's okay to be honest. That's not the first time I've received that type of reaction
How about I just found a different than was it crazy sounds great. Oh, I have to warn you I have a
Let's just say unique way of teaching
Besides I doubt that things could get any worse shall we
Let's see what kind of magic she's going to do.
Bro, what the fuck are we doing here?
Bro, what's in your comment video?
Listen up!
We have someone new starting today.
Please welcome.
Let's just throw paper each other the whole list and just an hour straight that it's like
That would get bored of doing it in like two seconds.
I think the main thing that kids would do nowadays would be to go on their phones, right?
Miss Brooks.
Hello!
Wait, are you a student or a teacher?
Hey, settle down.
She's your new teacher.
So you'd better all do this.
This chick here is wack.
Her hair is just wack.
Did you just give it like a Timu wig?
Like, what's going on here?
Good luck.
Thanks.
Hi everyone, I'm so excited to meet you all.
Why are you so short?
Yeah.
I'm even taller than you.
You're right.
Let's just say I'm unique.
But being unique is a good thing.
Not another bored problem.
That's not what we're going to do.
But since you're so tall, would you mind erasing this for me?
So, what are we gonna do?
Here, catch.
Whoa, oh shit.
Wherever your thumbs land on the ball, you multiply those two numbers together.
Now go. Oh, okay.
Uh, nine times nine equals...
Eight! Eight!
One!
I bet it...
81.
Very good! Now you're headed to someone else.
I bet it...
Okay, so...
Five times two equals 10.
Ten!
Yes! This is fun!
Uh, three times seven is...
It's 21!
Good it! Now headed to someone else.
What do you think you're doing?
Uh, just...
just teaching my class why will it look to me like you were playing volleyball
she's an education that she already knew the answers that already learned that
to be honest i don't actually learn anything yet
during class time does the principal know about this
no but i'm sure she would have mind i tried to keep my teaching not only educational but also fun
that will never work take it from me i have the highest performing students in this school
Oh, shit.
Let me give you a piece of advice.
Stick with the traditional way, and then maybe...
God in heaven, please help us to endure this marvelous piece of content.
Even if for a little longer, help us.
Does that mean we have to stop playing?
No.
No.
Not at all.
Fuck that bitch.
Hate it to someone else.
Yes!
Let's go.
What you doing?
It's the school of rock broke.
She's like Jack Black.
Except like a midget.
Kill me.
What are we doing here?
And what are all these numbers for?
We are going to play hopscotch math.
Huh?
Okay, okay.
What's that?
Okay, alright.
Okay, okay.
I'll show you what...
And she...
Yep.
Oh, she's back.
Oh, she's back.
Instead of learning.
Oh, fucker.
God.
true I've learned a lot through the catalining
the class is gonna mother class lets that stop her
as time goes on she continues to play more learning games with her kids they
have so much fun but also learn a lot at the same time dude even though not
Not everyone agrees with her style of teaching.
Daisy never lets that stop her.
W Daisy!
Before long, all of Daisy's students are volunteering with-
Let's go Daisy!
This is so much fun.
And then comes the day of the assessment test.
Daisy passes the test out to all her students hoping for the best.
Dude, there's these kids in the mall.
A couple weeks later, everyone gets a big surprise.
Yo, who's gonna have the best students?
Let's discuss the...
The worst class to the best class.
Bang.
Hey, break.
Wait.
Whatever happened to you?
This little fatty eating dude.
This little fatty bitch ass.
Assessment tests.
I haven't heard anything yet,
but from what I understand,
the board will be coming by soon.
I'll shoot the board, the board, guys.
Excuse me?
The board?
Ah, yes, we were just talking about you.
Well, that's nice. Let me have a moment with you, please.
Oh, no. Oh, they're going to make it look like Daisy's class is really bad, like, oh, and then that lady's going to, like, gloat, like, oh, my God, I told you it wasn't going to work, but then it's going to, she's going to do a 180 and she's going to get an award.
Um, sure, um, I'll be right back.
Let's see, let's, let's see it.
That did sound very good.
good so stressful I didn't want to have to look for a new job I tried to warn
everyone this was gonna happen oh shit let's come on holy shit you guys are
I'm not going to believe this.
What happened?
Please don't tell me we're getting fired.
Let me guess.
None of Miss Brooke's students passed.
I told you you should have listened to me.
Not only did they all pass, they scored higher on average
than any other class in this school.
Boom!
Really?
Well, congratulations.
That was amazing.
How exciting.
Wait, you need to tell me that her students scored. She must have cheated, bro
my
yep
And because our school improved so much
We are being officially recognized by the entire board the board
Let's give a warm round of applause to this baby for her amazing work
W Daisy!
8-7 potatoes.
That's a great one you're eating.
Thank you all.
16.
Great job.
12 times 12 is 144.
She's took a tech from us.
8 times 8 equals 64.
Great job.
This is so much fun.
I like what I'm wearing this way.
It's so much better.
Me too. It's so different.
me too it's so different you're right I've come to learn that being unique bro
that's the bitch at okay people ain't like a mega bitch don't just 180 and then
stop acting like a mega bitch okay they she not ain't no way that's not
realistic this is not realistic is a good thing unless she's doing it in some
weird pacific risk of way to get back at her in a caddy way I'm sorry it's not
You don't just go from a megabitch talking man shit to just that doesn't
Jesus Christ don't never leave me a diamond video again. Holy fuck bro. Wait, I want to see the comments. Oh
Bro, I just open the video twice
There's another video twice
Imagine if teachers taught us why it makes school so much more fun as a kai shanol
In it back after two years and it's been coming to get somebody likes wow
The worst thing about dwarfism or being very short and she knows people's first instinct is to pick you up
Not all kids learn by just reading the whiteboard that is so true
I would always get lots and trying to learn up lots of whiteboard
I always learn so much easier and faster when I will show the steps, lessons and actions,
everyone has their own way of learning.
Ah, that's Mal at 11.38.
So first, he multiplied the 10, 9, and 2.
11.38.
Oh, fuck.
I'll see it.
That gives you 20.
I'm leaving.
That's a...
Wait, really?
Really?
How?
Congratulations.
That's Mal?
How congratulate that smile
What
What she looks mental she looks mental
1138 I don't know. I don't know you
Which I teach you that you use these types of men's teachers
It's just real. Are these guys bots or I don't understand
This is the one that should have earned Academy of War because of this proves you can teach rubbing service condition
Bro, do you I think you actually have to have a IQ to watch this shit on ironically and enjoy it like I don't
I don't understand that's crazy
easy. It's, it's a slop that pans out exactly the way you'd expect just to make you feel
good about yourself or something. I don't know, like in these fake realities that are
not realistic. Uh, okay, guys. Guys, guys, guys. The question is this. The question
What is this?
Do I?
I have two options.
So I've got Ascend and Slay the Spire.
Right?
Ascend and Slay the Spire.
Become an Ascend and Slay the Spire God.
Because you know what?
This gripe at the game was that it's too easy.
Because I just win constantly because I'm a fucking genius.
So it would be kind of nice so I could actually encounter some level of difficulty.
I mean, don't easily say this by a best game I played all year.
If I don't count Father of Excel or doing right, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not counting
Father of Excel, right?
Easily best game I played all year, like very good game.
So that's how two amazing loved it.
Like a lot of like through committed that vampire the vampire one. Holy shit
I'm going to sleep. I'm going to sleep bro. Bedge. Bedge. So let's buy it, too
I'm locked in. I'm having a good time so much better so much better
Not even close
No, that's the vampire one was so easy and so brain-dead that it was just like I was sleeping
I just fell asleep, bro. I'll be honest. It was so it was just monotonous and long, bro
I'm gonna be real not just did not locked in
We said the spy was there's a lot of diversity a lot of changes a lot of new cards
You were constantly going to new heroes everything about it was just like really good
Treated um, but you wait you think to area. Okay, so we have a choice between either a I
I do more so this fire and I go and I try to stand or B
We forget well B is like either I play Terraria. Yeah, I played Terraria
They need to be terraria
Which I'm gonna play guys. I'm playing to a regardless the question is the question is this right?
Do I want to just play more to spy and do
Ascension because I like do I want to yes, I want to do it
But does chat is chat one of a second a brother brains out of my plan anymore so this by
Because this is what happened last time the last letter by was this was literally to vet chat is more sensitive to spy now than they
Were before so that's why one people like they were like pain champ
despair
They were they were they were they did like please there was like kind of you know what play he is coming
people were people it was like that vibe which is not this vibe people are like
people are actually still enjoying so let's buy it to some extent so maybe I
could get want maybe we could go a scene a bit
Let's do a poll. Let's do a poll. What does chat think? Wait, is the poll a good idea?
Wait no, I don't have a poll a good idea. Because in a minute maybe it divides people.
Think about it. What are they gonna think they're gonna be thinking okay?
It's the Slavespire this game that we were watching like or it's like my ideal game that I'm thinking of my head
Right this perfect game like I'm thinking of this exact game that that's what I wanted to play like they
Like for sure for sure if he doesn't play Slavespire he's gonna play
Redid redemption to bro. Oh, yeah for sure. We didn't play Slavespire. Oh, yeah
He's playing seven days to die for sure. That's it right definitely. Oh dude. If you listen by he's hundred percent playing
projects on boy guys I'm not playing any of those fucking games okay get the fuck
out of here the fuck out of here relax relax
I thought what I'm saying is I'm not playing the game you think I'm gonna
play whatever game I do play which is probably terraria let's be real but I
haven't decided
Hmm
Ask to
Dude asked to soon soon soon my brothers. He's coming dude. I saw he's coming. I was like
That's some updates he's coming to this updates
You know that game that was, I love that game dude, I love that game, so good, so good.
Um, I did absolutely destroy Slay the Spire.
Did you see this?
Yes I did.
Is he running now?
He calls everybody, can't do it.
yes but sometimes for you people you know it's scary because they're like or you know like
i'm not that fast i can't run that fast it's like you guys but i mean come on
elite walking i'm not do not link anymore fucking diamond next diamond video i see
The link is your band, next time in the video your band, your band.
Do I do a poll?
Slay the spire.
Hmm.
Ascent.
As much as possible.
Okay.
Um, what's the other choice going to be?
The other choice is going to be, what chat, think?
Cause let's be real, I'm not going to play a Slash by 2 again until like 1.0 comes out.
And even then, if 1.0 is not that significant, it's just like, oh, they added some artwork
in and it's the same exact game.
I mean, I probably won't play it again.
This is pretty much the last time.
Dude, I feel like I shouldn't give Chad a choice because giving Chad a choice is just
a bad idea.
I think I should just do it.
Okay, wait.
I'll tell you what.
at least 40% of people want me to just let this virus in is he I'll do it that's all
I do so chat I'm gonna just let us buy it very likely I'm just gonna confirm that at
least like a minority of chat wants it but if it's like 10% of people want it
then okay I want to do it at least 40% slay this by a test
Yay, nay, ascend easily, uh, nay, it's gonna be, well what's it, what's it gonna be, so
let's, uh, it's not a new game, it'll be ter, it's probably gonna be terraria, probably
Terraria and what you're gonna say is Terraria is inevitable. I
Ascend easily it's it's okay
Like it's inevitable I'm like terraria is happening regardless if you like if you but what I'm saying is okay
But I wanted is it like if people want one one more like okay?
Okay, you're gonna have one minute on this poll chat one minute three two one and go
If it's 40% chat, I'm going to slice by.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hold
41 59 oh
40 it's 40 spot-byes at 40 spot-byes 666 demon number
hold hold
42 it looks like that slay this my game is at looking in just oh unless unless
See this is the issue with voting. Now that people feel like they, so now a bunch of people
are like mad that they're the option didn't win. Right? So 41, I said anything of a 40
and I'm gonna play size bar. So now people are mad, right? So now what I've done is I've
divided chat into two groups who are like now they're going see ya, see ya bro. Yeah
I'm done. Yeah, fuck, I'm pissed off. I don't want to watch this now because that's not the thing that I wanted.
Now I'm mad. See what I've done is I've just, I shouldn't, this is why you kind of have nice things, Chad.
This is why you kind of, this is why you don't do polls.
This is why you don't do polls.
Can you do a polls? See like, like, like the, sorry I forgot what Chad was, but now all it is,
It creates a device of atmosphere where people form into tribal groups of like this game's
good this game is bad and this issue with those buyers.
I wish that the game the best games chat and where there's a static win condition.
Because there's a sliding scale win condition for Slay the Spire.
It's like okay.
Darkest Angels is perfect for example, right?
You go to the hard difficulty.
Either you beat the game or you don't beat the game, right?
It's binary.
It's like, but like Hades, for example, like, yeah, you beat the base game
and it's hard and it's fun.
But then you feel like, well, you didn't beat he too.
You beat he too.
You didn't beat he three.
Now, you know, you don't beat he five.
You don't beat he seven.
And that's like, and then it gets boring.
Because like just one condition is unclear.
It's muddy.
I said, 10 is the basic.
Yeah.
but guys was not boring it's not boring it's like the case it's not a slender
spire it's not boring it's fucking fun it's fucking fun okay people talking
shit about slender spire you you don't know what a fun game is you haven't
you haven't tried it hey what are we gonna do chat it's weird doing one more
day of slender spire I'm gonna ascend as much as I can I'm going to ascend as much
they can that's what's gonna happen ascending ascending to godhood
Um, re inventing it's he is midder?
No losing.
Okay.
150 IQ genius.
P of it.
Uh, yeah.
Action is coming.
P O P O V
Guess it SCS gamers note all you is let us buy guys, please let it be known
So this by guys
Chat
Get over slits by I
Love the game. I want to play it more. I want to understand even harder
right I want to as I guys I love the game Chester's not but I'm going I've
now created the device of atmosphere and with this game a bunch of haters it is
what it is the haters are gonna hate but I'm still gonna play Slade the Spire
STS gamers I'm still gonna play it please note don't make up some lie about how
chat love slay the spy and they really want me to play it constantly
that makes them lie
over on one
that decent amount of you guys though hey chat to my slay the spy enjoys
because this is a good ass game by the way like i feel i feel sorry for you
i feel sorry for you if you kind of enjoy this game
legit
it. Truly. New games, liar. RETARD! RETARD! RETARD! That's been in my title every single
day that I've played the same fucking day. It's, my title has not changed. It's been
the same every single day and I was playing this by every single fucking day and yes,
guess what? RETARD! RETARD! Slaves by is a new game. I've barely played it. You could
You'd say it depends how it's semantics, it's wordplay, it's a new fucking game.
If Matt was playing Slither by a Two for the first time and he's doing it for a few days,
it's still a new game, READPOTS, READPOTS, stop trying to change whatever wording to
fit your own worldview, READPOTS!
Truly.
I thought I'd like that...
In my head, I'm changing it to mean something else so that way I can create a strawman argument to get angry at you for.
I'm gonna misinterpret this intentionally to make it look like you're a liar and you're a baddie.
You're just a retard. You're just a retard. Maybe zoom out and understand that you can interpret that in multiple ways and it can mean many things.
Retard.
Anyway.
Alright, let's go gamers. Pausey vibes.
Okay, we're going to... Guys, am I really going to assemble this guy?
Am I really going to be sitting with a regent chat?
This is like the hottest guy. He's the hottest guy and he required is the he's the hottest dude
Nick or she plays out Nick or is the most braindead plays though. I feel like
It's the most braindead plays though
This guy is the hottest for sure
I feel like if I wanted to win easily, I would do Niggerbinder or the Silent.
I feel like this one here, I can just build a deck where I can just chip win before anyone can play the game.
And this one here, I can just make a character that is so tanky I can never lose.
This one here requires like calculated...
that you're doing you're doing math equations for multiple different
resource types and juggling multiple balls at the same time I feel that's
what's the high IQ play which is why should play which is why players go I'm
glad in the house I'm glad in nobles do it's fun to this guy's got fun moves to
pull off
You got this Uranum! You got this Uranum!
I know you love seeing your kind represented, but can we skip please?
Forcing is my friend.
He's not your friend yet, he's a random guy on internet.
Are those people act so badly on purpose though? It's fucking so shit, it's crazy.
Crazy, anyways, round of applause for teacher Daisy Baggins from New Zealand.
What kind of brain dead people watches this type of slop Queen you gotta be better than
this right?
Like Porn has better writing and acting.
Quinn, when you were at TwitchCon, how many people tried to pick you up?
I've never been to TwitchCon before, but I've heard from my friends that they're cool
Quinn, catch!
Okay, I caught it.
What do I do now?
Now look at your thumbs and multiply the two numbers.
Nine times one.
Put the calculator down, Quinn. You can do it.
Uh, nine times one.
Fuck you! Fuck this class! Fuck your short height!
I am Tula the new
Hello, mr. Queen. I can't believe it's that time of year again for another immersive adventure game together with my favorite
streamer, just like when you played my favorite game the Witcher 3. I can't believe you're
starting Red Dead Jawah.
You say Slay the Spire is too easy yet you test open a five times before you start each
run. Maybe stop cheating clown.
Hades too?
A pole is a great idea man, let the masses control your decisions, just like the Po-Arcs.
Meme and meme.
Define theater area enjoyer, but slave aspire tool is actually fun to watch.
See what I'm glad?
Uh, it's just...
Never in our life!
I'm finna die!
Bothered I am TTT T to test unless I draw all the strikes, and they just clobber everything
Okay draw three cheap I've never been more fucked in my life
It's over I need to start dead that's that's an issue bro. It's an issue. It is what it is. It's an issue
It's unfortunate Southern Streamers are low it's it is what it is
You know, we're not all dealt the same hands and lives
We chat a to first try full clear chat first try ascension to
Full clear baby. Let's go
Let's go
So I'm glad I would just chat I would destroy ironclad are you brain?
I'm good as like if you want to be brain dead easy mode. I'm literally doing the hi-hi Q gaming
Considered the hard guy
Prove it. What's just
Will I to right now? Okay. I want to finish it good off another chat
Nope nope nah nah
I mean maybe let's say I look at these scrolls
Naaah.
Hidden cage is pretty nice. Black hole is not bad.
Blizzard is not bad. Naaah. Naaah.
Check. Of course I am doing test openers.
Check. The bit is still open for 15 minutes. I'm doing test openers.
I'm not gonna... I'm gonna run that because it's gonna last 2 hours, right?
I'm not gonna start off from the back foot.
I'm going to start off from optimal position now.
Ancients only heal 80% of your missing HP.
Wait, that's it?
Sadly, combat draw two additional cards. Game over.
Unplayable Eternal.
Can't be removed or transformed from your deck.
You think Conch is good?
I don't...
You think Conch is good?
I think Conch is good.
Why would Conch be...
Wait, A1.
Wait, is E3 Ascension a different modifier?
Wait, I don't get it.
Traveller, is that the elite spawn more often, and Ancient Ones only heal me 80% less? Or is it, or is it like?
Okay
Why is it just that?
If you have no attention and shorty guys
If your hand is empty draw two cards and gain
So wait if you had a lot of energy here this is like if you had if you had a GG dick, right if you had a GG dick
This is like in game though, no, no, no, okay, I'm gonna let everyone watch this on this. Let's just commit
Should I say no to this open?
Nah, fuck that, it's lazy.
Wait, I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I shouldn't.
Wait, what do you guys think?
What are you talking about?
I don't, I'm kids 2 out of my life.
I'm gonna start off with like shit opener.
It's ain't too random or like...
Well, whatever you attack, it loses, wait, whenever you're taking enemy, it loses one
strength this turn.
Fuck that dude!
Okay, this next one, I'm just going!
I'm going, I'm going on this one!
I'm going on this one!
I'm going on this one!
I'm going on this one!
I'm going on this one, I'm going on this, this next one, I'm going on this one.
Okay, you ready?
You ready to go in and it's a good idea.
Well, if you enter a restite,
right to MaxHBF5.
I'll turn it right over, like...
First three camera was you upgraded.
This isn't bad!
MaxHBF5, I kinda like that.
Three, three, the first three are upgraded?
Really you like what you like there's one here you like that three that's three oh
You have to rest oh hell no hell no a random relic this one could be GG
So this one could be to to to could be GG I'm doing it. I'm going to be a to we go to I'm gonna go to
I want I want to go to who could go it hard right or it could be totally useless
You know
You know I took a lot fuck it I can do I come up with two potions lots. I go over two potions lots
I'm like a fruit you want lots. Oh
What would that that'll work little work?
Okay, there's no one going to the shop early, right?
We'll go to the shop after we've got a little bit of gold.
So we go, we got one shop there, yeah, like that.
So we go here, here, here, there, there, yeah, and then we go boss.
I wonder if my boss managed to extract this cookie, Major.
I don't know if I'm retarded by doing this the thing is the way I look at it
It's like I'm tempted by fire right if I make it through the boss, and I live well then my character gets more pay right?
And by nature if I don't make it well, then I failed and I'll just start again right and
The only the strong war will remain you know I'm saying right like if I'm too weak to get past the boss
Well, then I don't have to continue anyway
If I beat the boss, well, then I just ramp even harder because I'm yes
I beat the boss and then I got an extra rally.
So, the old narrator got higher than waiting and they had to hire a new one.
Alright, let's see. We have potion belt. There's nothing on the other end yet, but sad, but sad.
Okay, eight damage. Can we know?
We know, Shad, that that guy's gonna attack next turn and this guy's doing damage, so we want to hit this guy.
Six damage. Okay, so we're gonna just mitigate.
That's uh, totally unretarded.
Okay, I did make a misplay there.
I could have done an additional strike damage for unretarded shit.
It's okay to be retarded.
It's okay to be retarded.
It's okay to be retarded.
What the!
What the!
What the!
What the!
Do you know what's confusing is the fact that they're vulnerable and then like, I wish-
Oh my god!
I just found out new tech!
I can work out how much damage it does by pointing it!
It actually updates in real time.
Oh my god, I no longer have to do the fucking 1.5 times calculation of my head constantly.
Do you know what? The upgraded card thing would have been insane.
Wait, the upgraded card thing would have been insane.
The emission constant of the condiverance upgraded, bro.
Oh my.
Bruh.
Dude, imagine this upgraded.
Yo, I'm a reta.
Why did I not pick the one that said
upgrade the first three cards you get?
Too big of a unique attack deals additional damage.
I mean, it's nine block, bruh.
It's nine block.
I'm not my block for one cost and I get a little bit of damage on my next attack.
I can't get really bad.
Okay, 11 damage.
8 damage.
I'm going to avoid damage taken.
Prediction, gamble, the prediction is going right now. You can literally predict on it right now, bro.
2 dumps, 4.
Pada.
What's the math? What's the math in terms of 4 chat?
Uh, 8. 9.
Video 2. What is that?
Can we just go panic? We got a falling star.
I'm just gonna try. I'm just gonna try.
Oooh! I'm fucking poor at this game, baby!
Okay. 30 damage. 40 damage.
check this is the fit by the way it's these early cards decide what bill I'm
going to talk to dad to do to I'm finna tough tt tt tct test open our taste
Hey, stop paying her!
Dance, stop paying her!
Twice, stop paying her!
Dance, open up!
As Quinn screams, retard into the mic before even launching the game, you know this arc is gonna be quality.
Let's fucking go.
Are we gonna try Forge for the first time ever?
Are we gonna try Forge for the first time ever, Chair?
58 centuries.
Now it's not yet.
What?
I don't know who I am.
What the fuck?
Good run. This is a good run.
This is a good run.
What a world craft.
Wow.
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World of Warcraft takes place within the fictional planet as it was a plethora years after the events of the previous game initials.
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Oh well, this streamer looks so wholesome.
From 69, let me watch.
Retards, retards, you're twisting the words to fit your little straw man arguments.
Retards, you're banned for three weeks.
Okay chat, let me do a poll.
Okay, it looks like game B won, so I'm going to play game A.
34 months and I still don't know what the fuck is a glissom can someone in chat explain
to me what the fuck is a glissom is he some kind of cat I like cats okay unreal some
Maluku, Cinderella, from Sproul, from Semi-Aza, and 86, Kaeferly.
Till four damage each turn, wait, till four damage.
Lil' Kokona, with penguins feet, and T-Rex arms.
What is the difference between resetting the initial choices and save scumming?
Nothing, zero difference.
They both restart at a checkpoint to fish for the desired outcome.
Okay, seven plus five, it's a way to quickly calculate how much damage I'm doing all together.
I'm sort of just doing maths.
Okay, seven plus, okay, eight is, seven plus eight is, eight plus eight is 16.
Okay, let's hit this guy with this.
10, 13.
Okay, we're good.
I'm talking about me being a bad man.
I'm good at vibe, man. I think I'm bad at doing exacts.
They're gonna vibe if I'm doing vibe maths.
Oh, man, I'm on point.
GG spot. What do we got here? Similar 7-14, 15-16-17.
Let's do one depend on bomb. This guy's lost. No sense.
And then I also get next turn nine block. Well that's potent.
Do next turn a second. Dude, this thing here by the way,
When you add a block to your cards, it gives 2 block.
So I don't know if you guys noticed why I chose this card.
For the sake of your herd of children, please do not homeschool them.
All homeschool your mother.
But this is a little bit messy, 13 plus 6.
Tempest is 16, 1780, 19.
So I can kill one guy, basically, yeah.
Hmm.
I understand that's taking good, good, good smath.
Guys I got a lot of shit, there's a lot of shit going on here.
Okay, three, okay, three times, okay, 9 plus 18.
18.
Perfect.
What did I just delete by the way? I actually didn't check.
I actually didn't check.
I might have deleted my only source of generation for stars.
That would be very bad.
I think I might have done it. I think I might have ended up deleting it.
9 to less than 16.
Oh, that doesn't matter, but what?
I don't know what exhaust... I transformed the card, I don't know what card I transformed.
No, I've got Venerate still.
No, I can't do the math skills, do the math skills, I don't care.
Nothing, my draw pile.
Choose two cards and new draw pile.
So that will do nothing, right?
I play that.
Let's be honest.
After tomorrow's path of exile light stream, you can say bye to Terraria and do two weeks
fulfilled planning yet
no it's a month away by we talk about
a
you understand that it's a month after the announcement right
fifteen
oh wow
your band for test opener
said I'm getting cooked
kind of damage is that man
okay thank god i could do something
eleven
your band for test open it
I believe, I believe Jett, next turn we're going to do, we're making a move next turn.
There we go, we're just going to kill this guy.
Bang, that's banned for test opener.
Do you know?
It's over baby, it's over!
Chat, not only am I going up life, I'm not only am I not taking damage, I'm going up life.
You're banned for Test Opener.
Can I kill him next turn?
I think so, right?
You're caught next turn, so there isn't a chance because I know I'm going to kill him
next turn.
Because I had these two guys, so we're guaranteed looting two of these minions next time.
Right?
And then he did.
He's not dead!
He's not dead!
He's not dead!
He's not dead!
He's not dead!
Holy shit, chat.
Look at these waves.
I'm fucking conquering the vast ocean like a god here.
This is more hardcore than a goddamned tsunami.
Could the fat hobbit please vacate the kiddie pool?
You're scaring the children with delusions.
Oh my god, I can't kill.
Oh my god, I...
Oh my god, I...
Oh my god, I
Fuck slay this oh my god. I can't kill in fuck terraria. I played whatever the fuck I want
Oh my god, I can't kill
He's ramping it I can't kill
Wait, I looted my entire hand every turn so I can't charge and I deleted all my fucking shit
Wait, I just lost
I lost wait what I lost
I just lost oh
My god, oh my god, I'm lost
I'm lost I
Lost
I lost!
There's nothing I can do to win!
Even though it's an insanely good run and I'm owning, maybe he just kills himself after
a amount of time?
Why would he do that?
It doesn't make any sense.
It's anything I can do.
There's nothing, right?
This is it.
I can't use this.
I can't do damage.
I lost. I lost. That's just such a good run. He just eventually rhymes and kills me. So
he's got a soft, he's got a soft. I had to give up. I, I, I, the dad won this. The dad
The doubters win.
The doubters win.
I've never had this happen before.
Check.
So what happened there is I used charge on the thing that allows me to generate.
And on my strikes, right?
Because his HP was like 15.
But the first time he's hit each turn he gets blocked.
And it ruined my calculations.
Then he lived with three life instead of dying.
so I did like a burn I did a strike that I would never do because I thought I
was ending it next turn but then I do know what's funny is the second I did
that I was like wait what about she'll kiss my life and then she'll get to my
life and now I'm cocked
I'm gonna use charge okay let me use charge yeah let me okay I use charge
okay cool now what
use a defender are you retarded check are you retarded are you retarded guys I
cannot use there is nothing in my draw pile I cannot charge anything I draw my
entire in pile every time
it's sad because my cat this is an insanely good run this is an insanely
good run oh my god one this run dude wow dude wow wow wow here we go in wow
I've never had that happen that's okay first world well okay
But I was about to pop enough.
That was ramping.
I was about to pop enough.
That was where I was ramping, yeah.
But I was about to pop enough.
But I was about to pop in off.
I don't think it felt like a retina by the way.
I made a single cap mass and it felt like that one.
I was about to pop in off.
Bro, holy shit, the CT is so dead.
I was literally owning that run.
I was fucking owning.
I was owning.
I was legit owning.
I was owning so hard, bro.
Okay one strike from one defend, no no no, you make no pass, transfer one strike from one defend, it's loosed.
Let's do that, yellow.
Here we get.
What did I get?
At the end of, wait, at the end of combat, gain 30 gold.
One five draw, two counts.
Okay, I'll fuck with this.
Let's see what happens.
I'll fuck with this.
Let's distract the grade build.
this it may be a forge build as well let's see
I'll have enough money to do stuff I should I should totally shop max right
that I can do so many shops
I want to do fire asap right so fire asap as you want to fire it
Shop again, do you're going to go okay wait at this point here
Yeah.
We'll question Mac.
We'll see what we're looking like more at that point.
Let's just see what we're looking like.
All right.
I should venerate, right?
Let me think, yeah.
Yeah, I can do both anyway.
Really easy to make that fire, I made that fire so easy, okay we're doing this, sufferin'
blade.
Wow!
Oh wow, that's 15 though.
Bro, this looks cool!
What the fuck?
This looks fucking cool!
30 G 30 G 30 G
Oh shit, I gotta kill him right now
Huh? 22 damage 26
Hey, no fucking bad bro, no fucking bad
Forge deals to me limit forge gain stars. I need to get a lot is so potent. I
Love get like get like go so hard
That's it because you get that plus 30 going bro
I want to get 30 G. Okay.
Wow
Let me cook nature at 834 fuck me. Wait, can I just kill a guy thing damage?
It's like a kill with the seven like could just kill a guy. I have eight block
You know what I was just doing six six damage
Not enough
That's like a defend right?
YOOOOO! You fucking knew that! Get the maths bro! Get the maths baby! I fucking knew that baby!
Dude this play, wait is it still there? I'm confused what's going on there?
Wait, I don't understand. Why is it still there?
Why is it still there?
Huh?
Wait, is it up to 20 now?
Oh, it's coming back!
It's coming back!
Of course it's coming back. It's coming back, baby!
It's coming back!
Where's it at, bro? Where's that shit at? Give me that blade.
I did 4-5, draw two cats, 3 damage, um, wow, that's a kind of kill.
It's coming back, whenever I draw the sword he's dead, 25 damage bro, wow, okay, I don't
mind the splurge thing said by the splurge thing it's pretty fucking cool
sovereign blade now hits an additional time double the damage with fucking
sovereign blade
it's a lot of powers to be using though champs a lot of powers
let's end this over by build dude fuck it
skill summer 4 3 7 blade deals double damage to enemies this turn
Wow
What
Wait, so double tights double damage
And I retain 7 blade
It's kind of like it's kind of ridiculous though because it's kind of overkill isn't it
It's it's kind of like
Dramatic entrance dude, I love that one actually I love this one is so nice and I and you exhaust it
I don't think I don't think I don't think
I think dramatic entrance would be nice I'm gonna do dramatic entrance exhausts it
doesn't fill my shut up chat yes I am doing something blade build it ramps over
time I don't need to worry about it it'll just ramp over time I don't need to
I don't need to worry about that.
Like, bang, we just check out dramatic entrance,
check out this, check this out, bang, this is a good opener.
Like, I'm telling you, it's early game, so strong.
And if you can greed early game, your character's more powerful.
Okay, so what I want to do is this.
Five damage, perfect.
He's dead.
He's already dead, bro.
He's dead.
Wait, is he dead?
What a bitch-ass?
2-1.
Yeah, wait, it's the worst age.
Ahhhh!
F**K!
Dude, I did the maths wrong!
I took one damage for that, bro!
I could've just killed him.
I took one damage for that
Okay
Whenever you place Aaron Blake gain team block
Fuck it dude fuck it. It's a lot of powers dude. I might be bringing my take up with powers right now
Jad, I don't have I'm going to out with the powers
Dramatic entrance was us by the way people to the dramatic interest watch
Oh yeah, such a bad cat by the way. Such a terrible cat.
JK dude, JK. Best cat. Best cat. Best cat.
Literally best cat. It's so strong, I'm telling you it's so strong.
Okay, seven damage. We're gonna get worldies up 100%.
Because no matter what I do, I get that up now.
Okay, so now I'm bricked up. I've got too many powers, so I'm actually taking damage. Just gonna Grinch.
What the fuck?
I'm also learning Strangers Live take three damage at any turn.
What the fuck?
Two?
No, we fooling start somewhere blade, right? Wait.
Next turn we do it.
Double damage is better than 50% more damage, isn't it?
Who's next turn I kill him?
Ah, fuck, I'm taking damage again. Dude, this is bad.
He's dead though, next. He's dead now, alright? He's dead now.
4-5, Georgia Gads.
This is Perry. I'll get Tim Block.
Fuck, I did it! Wait, I take that damage though, right?
Oh, no way, I've got six constrict!
Let's have a damage six seven. No, I should have just attacked
Okay guys, he's a new mechanics. There's a new mechanic. I'm gonna use these mechanics as a new mechanics
Let it be create a card grinds your block now
Okay, we are gonna upgrade again chair
Okay, this is insane for the early game chat, so what's that?
It takes down to one, dad. It takes down to one.
That lets me summon and do double damage in the same turn.
Wait, this is gold. 5G. Nah. Nah. Nah.
So what's that? For sure. For sure.
Bambi? Why's that guy saying Bambi?
What the fuck are these guys, these little emotes or something, what is this?
Okay so this is still worth dramatic entranceing.
Wait can I parry?
Let me think, yeah, dramatic entrance, bang, they're all, we'll get rid of that.
4-5 parry and I just use the attack. It costs 2 though, can't.
We just defend. So we go 4-5 till we get.
It doesn't matter, I did not take damage, right?
Oh, dude, what?
Dude, what?
They're doing what damage?
I'd wonder them with a blade anyway.
There's no point in having to watch stage.
How much damage have we taken?
Two diamonds, three.
That's six.
Okay, we're gonna throw him some questions.
The enemy's too old enemies, he doesn't kill, does it?
Well, let's meet Harry next turn, though.
Nah, he's still alive.
You said it was a devotion, bro, but I think not.
It's called I'm trying to avoid taking damage, bro.
8 damage, 15 damage. Can we just kill whatever one we want? 10 damage. The one at the back,
right? 10 damage? Yeah. Can we use this prayer of makes? I need money. Bang. Now he's in,
now they're in fuck all damage. Uh, I'll do even less damage if I do this. Okay, we're
taking some minutes it is what it is. I may be sure you'd admire the potion
questionable I wasn't gonna say damn much damage no what's up chat it's not that bad.
I mean I don't need to... well this guarantees I killed it whenever I loot it
Right, which I'm gonna loot it in a second here, yeah.
Uhhhhmmm...
Yeah, it doesn't matter. The same thing, I won't take damage, this is perfect.
He's dead.
GG, Noob.
We've got some two-attack- Well, it wasn't two-attack until I did that, right?
Dude, double parry!
That's a lot of setup though, right?
that's a lot of setup but then it means I could use some blade as a giga parry
like whenever I use it I basically gig a parry I feel like I got too many fucking
powers bro
I think I got too many powers bro I mean this would be sweet though right I
use some blade 20 defense bang
Fuck it dude, fuck it dude, fuck it, fuck it bro, we sand it.
Smith.
4, 5, 4, 8, fuck 11, it's kind of parries like 14, oh I have to tell them up, I think it's
this, it's this, 4 extra damage, that could be there between killing and not killing right?
The red again is that red, it doesn't mean killing or not killing.
Nah, for one it's not.
Oooh, ooooh... Rock potions.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, this guy, this is good.
Forge is good versus this, right?
Oh, this is perfect, bro.
Okay, like, using it now is kind of stupid, right?
Wait, using it now is stupid.
Does he wake up any sooner?
Does he wake up any sooner?
I don't know, YOLO.
Okay, Perry.
oh he's... this is perfect!
that I'm like, literally the perfect both of us
I'm just ramming for when he can actually attack
shall we begin?
uh, yeah, you're cooked now buddy
you're cooked now buddy
so he's so cooked
what's this?
hahahahahahahaha
oooh
he just damaged
ow
whatever he's dead he's dead next time we get a fucking thing yeah so
really
he did ask us to do damage to me
like six
seventeen
18 plus 11, that's not enough.
Ow.
Alright, we just gotta take hits.
We just gotta take hits.
That's what it is.
We just gotta take some hits.
We gotta kill them now, I think.
No way!
No way!
That took way too long to get my blade back up, bro.
Oh man.
That took way too long.
What?
That's fucking crazy, bro.
Now we get we get we get we get we get we get we get we get we get we get we get we get
I just had to get rid of more strikes today that's all.
Um okay we got a heavenly real deals damage x times double x it's four or more.
Deal three damage to all enemies for each.
You know gang we tried that one it was kind of weird what the hell is this?
This draw one game one game one for five exhaust
Yo now let's fucking shag
Wait it's draw energy
Bro that card is insanely good
In the eights
In the eights
I'm done buying that now. I read this all the stuff. I am really out of something gives a fuck
Kill damage equal to the number of cats play this combat.
Wait, that one's insanely good.
What the fuck?
That one's insanely good. Wait, what the fuck?
Okay, let's see ya.
Uhhhhhhhhh...
36G. Nah.
It's a campfire angle, I think.
Wait.
What was that angle?
What was that campfire angle?
What was that sink?
Campfire is guaranteed upgraded card, and that's gonna upgrade the NA card.
We take the campfire, bro.
Dude, that's such a strong opener, Jett.
Such a strong opener.
Clumsy.
Random relic.
Yeah, I'm doing that.
I would take that back if I could, if I count, so that's what it is.
At the sub again so I can reply to chat without getting time doubts. Bitch.
Dude, I'm getting shit, Matt. I've just got two debuffs added to my dick.
Okay, we're smithing obviously, chat. We can't not smith. Not smithing is retarded.
retarded. Forced for damage. Makes my block just damage better. Just 4 to 8. Do I really
need extra block on that? I don't think I do. What if I get both the parries up? I think
just go gathering light. Roltees is like ramping but 25 HP for boss you don't need boss HP
you don't need HP for boss bro if you play well you don't need boss HP. You're just gonna
play like a god. Okay we have for sure killing minions. Okay for starters we go this big bang.
So potent. So potent. So potent.
Okay, so it's 3-6, it's nothing.
I can legit summon Bladeopener.
I can legit summon Bladeopener.
Wait a minute. Let's do it.
Okay, 50 block, if you take unblocked images, it's gonna be around, until 10 minutes you
ran him, it'll be 10 times.
But it's free, every 10 cash you draw, game one.
This is gonna be literally 10 damage, right?
It's gonna be 10.
Wait, how does it read?
How does it read? How does it potion read? Fuck, does the potion say free forever?
But that's like it's let that I just don't use it and I just let it sit on my dick
Nah, let's just do it. Let's see what am I supposed to do.
Oh
That's really bad. Oh, this is not good. Oh
Oh, no
Oh no.
Oh fuck.
Okay, we're good now, we're good now, we're good now, we're good now, we're good.
We drove my son Blaggin.
Dude, get ass out of here and draw it.
Oh wow!
What am I doing?
Oh, God's.
Rip-Bone-Zone.
Six.
I'm alive still.
I'm alive still. We're good. This next parry is gonna be huge.
Okay, they're just buffing? Wow. Really?
Okay, we're good, we're good. Surround by the- we're good now, we're good, we're good. This guy's not killing us.
This guy's GGI, I win, I win. GGI, I win.
GGI, I win.
GG I win. GG I win. GG I win.
Go again, go again, go again.
Uh, 10? Oh, how much is this? Three block!
Oh!
Draw two guards.
Well, can I possibly draw?
I can draw the front of the blade, right? Yes.
The blade?
Okay, this is the blade.
Then two defense, save the damage, and take one damage, it's not even close Chad, it's
not even close, it's not even close, easy baby, this bitch is cooked, uh, partner's
15. Yeah, we're good. So we're gonna be doing venerate, catalyzed, and we'll do both right
here. He's so good. He's got so good. Nice damage, buddy. Nice damage, buddy. Bitch ass.
We're ramped, bro. We're ramped. You shouldn't have let me ramp. What's that ramp? It's over.
Uh...
Shitty.
Woooo!
Woooo!
Draw three cards.
Chew the skill in your hand, play it three times. Exhaust.
I'm invincible. That's just not a bad card.
It's like a block card that sometimes goes for free, right?
And then if you have a card that lets you put something on top, GG.
That's good.
Whereas this here is like, dog, you gotta have six shit to use it.
You barely ever fucking use that, bro.
One's OP if you can get it off.
If you have nothing that gets you cost, like voidform with decision decisions is crazy.
And then it gets you free cost is good.
This is just good now.
Uh, right?
How much it was my spear, bro?
Okay.
Thank God.
Thank God.
Doubles block.
Double's locked game from a card, then goes to sleep for two turns.
Gain a general instead of third turn.
This is like when the game after turn three, right?
You may sacrifice cards to pay out.
Less than three.
You get a relic.
The relic one is fun.
The relic one is fun.
Because you get to sacrifice cards.
And yeah, I like that one. Let's go with that one.
166. It gives me a lean deck as well.
Okay, I'm gonna have...
We get a shop and a boss there. We get a shop.
And a campfire here, though.
Wait, let me think here.
I won the most card rewards, right?
Come on, man. Lui-lui-luis.
Let me think here. Let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think.
I want the most possible card rewards right to get the most possible things so then that means I want
the most possible boss fight uh minion fights
But then I still want to upgrade cards on my deck right?
I need you to have to give her to that curse I think give her that curse asap now we'll go to the shop we go to shop
Treasure is going to be insane and then back to another shop
there's one job let me just get back to another shop yep that's it that's it
that's option boys and sale
ah fuck this guy bro actually I got a pretty strong arm and a was he gonna
I'm gonna press deal, what are you doing?
Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda! Oda!
Yeah, get your order, it's sticking up your ass.
Come back game one like a bitch you turn around and come cut out your dick two out of eight common cards
I had to heal somehow
Let me come as I got the second be like this is a master here. It's like what one
One, two, three, four, four max HP, nah two, I don't know that's worth it bro, I mean common
cards could break my deck up there right?
Two out of eight, there's no way I'm gonna get two bad cards right, there's no way.
Okay I like that card, till seven.
Forty nine, next turn gained, bang.
I like to get a light.
This... gains its bulk, put a card in your Viscount Pile on the top of your Draw Pile.
Better synergy.
4-9, next turn gains... power.
Let me just do a get a light, cause no difference.
I think we just fuck with that.
We just fuck with this.
Big bang dude so let's say just crazy
easy. Watch part for two guys. I did parry. Ah man, ah man. Wait how much damage are
are they doing? We'll see ya.
That's a 10, this is a 10 block.
Zero times three.
He's doing seven damage.
It's attacking now.
I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do.
This is the play, this is the play.
This is the play.
Watch this one.
Bang! Right?
the sword change would go what 9 9 not 18 damage doesn't kill
I'm a return I'm a return
it's fine it was down for me anyway
Okay, 10-8. We can just kill one of the guys that's annoying. We'll just kill, we'll just
kill chat. I'll just kill the guy doing 10 damage.
I'm invincible!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHHH
I'M IN VITABLE!!!
What they doing? 10 damage?
Yep, whatever.
That's- that's damage buddy.
Oh yeah, she is fucking hurting me bro.
15?
Two rocks.
We just start two rocks.
I wanna kill him anyway.
He was not doing it. I wanna kill him anyway.
We just kill- we kill the guy anyway but yeah.
I'm gonna take damage here, it is one of these.
I wouldn't have killed him anyway, it doesn't matter.
I wouldn't have killed him anyway, it wouldn't have- he could- no. Yeah.
That was good, that was the right play.
6 bag, 17 block, no take a rest.
What do we get boys?
Oh I got a fucking hat boys.
Oh you got a hat.
Oh.
Oh.
Stage combat for one dex.
Stage combat for one additional.
Dude I have an insane cracked opener chat.
125 though. Nah, I gotta do this. Can I, can I afford anything? NOOOOO I CANNOT AFFORMATING
ANYTHING. I don't know if that was a misplay. That was maybe a misplay. Nah, that curse was
cooking me hard, bro. That, that curse was cooking me hard. He's sleeping so we just
Don't ignore him, right? She's sleeping.
Awake-ins of untaking or losing HP three times.
Okay, so we don't want to... we don't want to break his ass.
Let's just not let... it's innate exhaust. Okay, it's good. I can just let that draw later.
Yeah, I don't want to hit him.
Like, this one's gonna buff.
Let's see here, that one's gonna buff.
Let's get this one right, because that one's gonna do something bad next to him.
Wait a minute.
15, 15, 30.
Oh, he didn't take he didn't it was exactly correct
Watch factor if you got to see it. I want to try to draw my yo
Yo, dude, these guys are so cucked.
Oh, look.
Uh-oh.
He's done, Barry's done.
I block oh wait what would I block of me stuns was it that was it what the fuck man 16 damage
man it's not too bad is it it's not too bad I'll just block that shit
it's not too bad
He's vague and scary though, we're always ramping, always fucking ramping.
Bro, when the fuck am I looting it?
I'm looting it right now.
I'm looting it.
I then looted it, Chad!
They'll throw at them and retain the hand.
Put a scale from your dropout into your hand, exhaust.
Okay one dex one strength
Draw pile what's in my drop I can't see bro
I mean
And what it is right as I can do right wait can I kill this guy's now kind of can I kill this guy's now?
Let me see it. Can I kill this guy?
Nine damage
7.9 damage.
Well, what's the math there?
9.7 times 1.5.
It's not enough.
I
Go
Not bad, not bad, not a bad play.
Now we fucking cook.
Now we cook.
Now we cook.
26 damage two times.
Uh...
So I could kill this guy, but what's the point?
Wait, do I just kill that fucking guy so he's dead?
Do I just kill this guy so he's dead?
Wait, I can't kill this guy, can I?
Let's not kill him.
Let's not kill him. That's 50 damage. He's got 70 life.
I think we just killed this guy.
We killed that guy?
Man.
Aw, then we just block that out.
Nice.
Alright, what's that? What's that? What's that? Okay, we got this. We got this. We got this. We got this.
Obviously, yeah.
This is kind of complicated. This is a very high. A lot of combinatorics here.
Okay, um...
So, yeah, Zibman advanced shit.
Some advanced shit.
Let's see it.
4-5 draw 2 cards.
What can I possibly draw?
I could draw the one that makes him weak.
That's probably the play, right?
I didn't land it.
It's okay though.
GG Nubz.
The explosion's cooked.
He's ramping though, guys.
This is kind of bad.
Okay, good.
18 damage.
fuck for this guy is way hot man who is who's little cut down on Tony you orks
layer but the fucking pain your ex pussy okay wait we got parry now
Watch 5 portrait cards, 31 damage.
I have 3.
Do I have to take dick and ass?
Do I literally just have to take dick and ass?
No.
I refuse to take it.
OW!
Okay, good good good good good
Put a cat from the top of your disco plow.
I put a cat from your disco plow and took your droplow.
Okay, 28. I got this. I got this. I got this.
All right, this.
This.
This.
This.
I'm gonna kill next-gen Bertras.
he's dead he's dead gg gg gg knew him say goodbye buddy whoa shit and we took no damage
wasn't even had wasn't even had to get 47 due to engine alignment that's I really do like
alignment it is quite a nice one but uh yeah
it's like crossing
whoo this is hard bro
four five four how many counts is this four eight
roll t's
Do you want to get that up?
I am invulnerable anyway.
I think I get a lot.
It's just this.
Savings from this dog.
Can you please react to this?
I'm going to ban you.
If this is not relevant somehow, you're banned.
You saw this.
How did you come to be in that spot?
I'm the crossing guard on 55th and King Chesson.
Yeah, I tell you he ran right keep on the lady
I'm Bob. Yep. You're ban bro. You do ban you man. That's like a fucking this is a eight-day ban
Bro eight-day ban. I'll be coming if you want to sub. I don't know what the fuck this dog shit is
I don't what the fuck if you like that the status thing cool that like now can't wait
Choose country's home. Yeah
strike
Big deck deck deck
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Little guppy.
Whoopee.
Nice.
Nice.
hmm hmm my freakin cat to scream
huh you come up on a faintly blowing key every month I re-subscribe I donate
the same message this hmm hi little goofy goop you came I got a friend
we're going to go to pick it up being looking over that key now if you don't
mind. This person looks like bad news but maybe it's not too good to be too
jody.
Five to obtain the key. Right, I get more gold right? Wait I get 25% more gold.
I'm gonna take the gold. I'm gonna take the gold. 25, so it should be 125 right? So
let's see the scales. 971 plus 125. So if we should go to 1096.
Good coding! Good coding! Good coding! Good coding!
Okay, he's gonna try to do a lot of damage, man.
I can instantly kill one that's gonna do damage.
I think I do it.
I think I instantly kill one that's gonna do damage.
That ass.
I bought that.
Now why did I do that, Chad?
Why did I do that?
Because I know it doesn't matter that they're gonna be super nice.
I don't care.
It's actually just a strat.
I'm gonna get that in the card, which says your sovereign blade hits everything, and
I'm just gonna one drop the whole pack.
There it is.
So I want to get that off.
If possible.
Let's see what we got here.
Seeking edge.
I want to do this.
Okay, wait.
What do you do?
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
Very nice.
Good combo.
Good combo, yeah.
combo, good combo yeah. Seven times two, 14, 8. There's a lot of damage. So we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do this,
we're gonna do this.
Okay, 18 damage, 6 damage. Good shit.
I'm doing some maths right now. 11. 7 plus 6 plus 6 is 12.
16.
Okay, so that's 18, but then I get parry, I get a second parry up, and I get one first
parry up.
I think I want to do this, right, but I'm going to take some damage, or take no damage.
Now, let's take no damage.
Wait, what about this?
What about throwing a weak potion?
What's up, Wasteland?
What am I using the potion for, bro?
End of the day.
No, just using it.
I should say it for a bit of a situation though, right?
Nah, we'll throw a fucking pot, bro.
Fuck it, let's throw a pot.
Guess we can already do that.
Carry.
I am playing anyway, bro!
How did they go only one damage?
Dude, where's my fucking chair, bro? What the fuck?
Hey, Google!
89 months with the God Gamer and Chat.
Chabro.
Watch out for those Danny Cranglers and the strawmanwells and the warm guys in Chat.
Nerf this!
shit
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shit
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ow, ow, ow
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, fuck!
Okay.
When I play it, I'm gonna defend.
Dude, this is so hard, bro.
I can't get the A.O.E. one up, Jay, because I'm fucking...
Okay, I can stop...
Oh, I could stop the guy from doing damage with this.
Fuck, that's what's wrong with it.
Fuck, I'm retarded, bro.
It is what it is.
Okay, they're doing 10, 17 damage, I have 6 block, I threw that, that's what it is.
Oh, I didn't need to do that block, where'd that extra shit come from, chat?
Okay, we're gonna parry some blade.
Okay, it's gonna be desynchronized, it doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter. I'm gonna get my power up and I'm gonna kill all three at the same time. Whenever I get my power.
Hey, I can get my fucking- wait, I can get it back at the top of your draw pile.
Watch five.
I can draw, I can draw, I can draw seeking edge.
What's he doing?
Nothing.
He's 18 damage.
Why are they doing so much fucking damage, bro?
Chad, I'm trying to get it up.
Man, I'm trying to get it up.
Okay, we're seeking edge.
Come on.
Wow, I didn't get it.
get it can't wait
can I fucking kill here watch five draw two there's no way I can see what I'm
drawing next right like I got that's there's no order to this this is
shuffled yeah this is shoveled there's shuffled yeah I understand it's a power
but getting it up is impossible without dying
I'll cook myself. Oh wait, did I cook myself? No, I didn't cook myself.
I'm still taking damage, man. I'm still dying. I'm still dying. This is so hard, man!
Okay, I can kill a guy and get Parry up. That's it.
So I can kill... Again, it's gonna be desynchronized, but I mean, it is what it is.
Sometimes, you're 14, but just go level up fast.
Exactly 20, dude. Exactly 20. Holy fuck.
Okay, dude, he's gonna do 22 damage in this next head.
I'm actually fucking dead.
I'm actually fucking dead.
I'm actually fucking dead.
I get you guys are retarded.
I want to use this, but I also don't want to take damage.
What do you not understand about the fact that I don't want to take damage?
But I'm brick now.
I'm brick.
I'm brick.
I'm correct. I'm dead. I'm cooked. I have a thousand gold chat. I'm dead
I'm dead I
Said to try and live I just gonna try live the best I can that's it
Wow I can do it.
Oh my god dude.
Oh my god dude the burn is getting burnt.
Oh my god I have a thousand gold man.
I got a thousand gold man.
I got a thousand gold five times two. Oh my god, man. Oh
My god, man. Oh my god, man. Dude. I'm fucking copped. I'm fucking copped
I'm fucking copped
okay maybe there'll be a time where I can get it up without dying come on please please
Please.
12.
8.
Oh my god, dude, they're ramping. They're ramping, they're ramping. I'm just, I'm just fucking dead, bro. I'm just fucking dead, okay? Can I get it out of here now?
I'm just dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I am dead. I am dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I'm dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am dead. I am
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Next time put two cards from your draw pile in your hand.
Next to... Next time put two cards from your draw pile in your hand.
That would give me a sick combo.
Nah, I don't have the shit for that. I'm just gonna start from the book. What is this book?
Here if I catch that you didn't get it. Okay, cool.
Guys, we just gotta make it to the shop and we're good.
We're just gonna make this trouble good. That's it
To my opener is cracked
Do you think you have to play seeking a job the same term as the blade no
I'm confused why you didn't play seeking blade like it was no opportunity
It was okay. It was either take 10 damage everything was like there was no point in the game where I could safely
get from our turn with outtake. I could have taken 10 damage and used it, you know.
But why would I take 10 damage? That's the low IQ as fuck.
I should have attacked a little probably. And nah, this is really bad. I'm gonna ramp with it anyway.
Wait, how does this thing work? Whenever you use bogey, you can just return to this turn.
Okay, we can do it with the next one.
It's in there.
Okay, a little ditch, 17 damage.
Oh, this is an easy turn. Easy turn, bro.
Wait, they're doing 12 damage.
I got 10 parry. I got 10 parry.
I got 10 parry.
So if I attack, I'll get 10 block, and I'm plating 3.
Digger is this block, and I'm going to use my 1.
So I'll get 9 block, and 2, so it'll be 11.
10 block.
Let's just save up my blue stars.
We're ramping, we're ramping, we're ramping.
We're ramping, we're ramping.
We're ramping, Chad.
I want to get the thing that's double hits.
It's pretty sick.
Okay, here we go.
7 down to 3.
Hey just hit max ascension on every character.
Did you know that you can display a timer for your own so you can view how long it takes
for you to form each thought?
I'm about to get coked. I'm about to get coked. I'm about to get coked. Oh my god, I'm about
to get coked. Oh my god, this guy's fucking murdering me, bro. What?
Am I really losing it? I have a thousand gold chat and I have so much ramp! I've so, I've
greeted so hard! I've greeted so hard bro! Nude! Nude! No way! I've got the green hat with
the green bro team and I'm fucking soaked! Dude, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way,
One of these, one of these.
Okay we're good, we're good, okay, we're good, okay.
Just survived to the jump and I win.
Survived to the jump and I win.
Literally, lived to the jump and I win.
Live, live.
Okay, one star, yeah.
Wait, there's so rump-
Wait, I get strength.
Wait, what's better? Three strengths first?
Multiplying the thing.
I think it's better to multiply the thing, but the rock.
I'm sure it's an attack, right?
Maybe a potion is an attack.
I thought I was going to push this one attack.
Dead ass, forget ass, dead ass.
Okay, okay, okay.
We win next minute for the others.
boy seven
dude he's dead
he's in this guy's insanely hard dude what the fuck holy shit
here we go boys this is a best shop best shop
Stop!
Ha ha!
Maybe we're going to heal additional 15.
That's pretty good!
Every time you play 3 attacks in certain deals, 6 damage or anything, that's terrible.
Pump it up, choose an attack or skill.
It's a kind of royalty-appearance.
Scott has a knight and a retain.
Oh!
Wait, a knight and a retain?
wait open with it okay I'm sorry to say you just don't have the brain power for
these complex plays obviously don't want to take 10 damage instead of killing all
the worms at once and waiting for sword that retains both versus
Think about the stall with blocks, think about this. Seeking edge, instantly, forge, bang, instantly hit all enemies, bang.
Instantly dramatic entrance, I'm an- oh my god!
Right? I'm doing it.
Hmm?
What?
It's gone. We're sick nidge.
No! No!
Wait! I can't do that?
This card has an A and retain. Oh my god. No, no, can I cancel? Can I cancel?
No!
Oh my god, I mentioned it on the canvas!
Oh no, dude!
Oh my god, I kinda cancelled, there's no cancel! There's no fucking cancel, bro!
Okay, cause me a difference I'll see you here at night and retain.
I can always have it for when I use invincible.
A falling star is good because you can hold it when...
That's the only 10 out of 10 Ubers, but he will never beat the 3D Uber Boss.
Fucking unlucky.
I'm trying to take a piss so bad, I'm taking a...
I'm literally about to piss myself.
I'm actually about to piss myself here.
He's so fucking bad I literally cannot.
That's a long one.
Oh, can I have some luck here?
4-5?
Okay, so look, we'll get her in night.
We'll be good at opening, having an opener with falling starby pretty potent.
You got two zero cost cards you can use.
They could just like kill a guy instantly, right?
Is it the beginning of you kill a guy instantly?
This one here would be like, okay, you get it from your southern blade out bang.
And you draw two guards.
So you get two draw on opener.
What's that?
Make sure forge if I had that.
Having a block card in your hand at all times just waiting to use it like whenever you need a good block card
I mean having gathered a lot things you want to use get light on cooldown right?
This might be the best run you've had you're killing it King my man job my man 14 minutes 18 seconds
Force in force in right director. I could force this record. Wait. What's happening? Oh shit. He's doing it
Fucking ban this guy bro your ban for two days
ever get that lucky up a fucking see it ever again right what is it gonna do
oh my god go there daddy's
The roaring is like it's good RNG Wait, how much is the juices record?
I guess you'll see in the end of the world, my child.
Oh my god! Oh my god!
Wait, 14-12. 14-12.
Alright.
14-18.
OH MY GOD!
OH MY FUCKING SHIT!
Oh shit.
Do you? Do you?
OH MY GOD!
Do you?
HOLY FUCK!
WHAT THE FUCK!
IT'S OVER!
You bit the kid, can I do it?
You will never get this lucky again!
It is literally fucking over man
This fucking clown is done
Freezer juices
Shit
Anniversary way on a subversory
On a subversory
I have a degree in theory of physics, and I have a degree in physics, and I have a degree
in theoretical physics, so please believe me when I say, you are theoretically the worst
player in the history of Slay the Spire.
Mim?
Yeah, that one-up level in Sapimage, every time I get it, right?
What's something that I would want to retain?
I feel like this would be a spoiler battle for you.
See how frozen-stayed stone colds during annoying TTS in a high-stress situation?
That's what being stoic really looks like, though it would be a poem about two times
server legit dog you look at a 10 at 10 o'clock yeah bro I'll be honest the TGS
guys signature engine cringe on this GG run bro yikes
so wait this one could be good because you could do it you could retain this you
could save it for every time you have cosmic indifference to combo but then
it's like well then you're comboing yes it did let that combo have it naturally
I feel like spores of battle is the play because it lets me do an aggressive
If it's a safe opener, I can just bang two extra draw, five forge, that's gonna go pretty hard.
That's getting so rad, isn't it?
It's time to rest. I actually hate these guys. I actually hate these guys so much.
I got distracted and I looked up to see who the fuck requested that. I don't know why and then I was dead.
I don't know like what like literally what are you doing? Like literally what are you doing bro?
Like why are you doing this shit? Why are you doing this shit? Why are you doing this shit? Why are you doing this shit?
I like I got triggered. I got triggered.
Wait, I can, I can synergize falling star. Wait, if I retain falling star, it means
A, I can open falling star, and B, I can use it with Summerblade every time. Or C, I can
use it as a defensive maneuver. Wait, what about this one? This is pretty good, right?
This is pretty good. Put it on that, and then I just have to not use it on cooldown. I just
I just use it only if I need to use it. Yeah, let's do it
Let's do it
Bro, I wish I could add the gabby by the way I
Wish I could have done if I just fucking real I was like dude. It's gonna be so good on that power, right?
That's what I thought to myself
I didn't read the fucking relic well enough and I coked myself
I coked myself.
50 block. If you take unlocked damage,
I take damage in this combat.
Die.
Or if you take un...
the game 50 block, if you take unlocked...
attack damage.
This combat! It's not even this turn?
Oh, hell no, dude!
Hell no!
Hell no! Fuck that!
Fuck that! Deal 9 damage, choose 1 or 3 guards
and you're draw a pile of an ant at your hand.
Nah.
There's six damage every three to
Next turn game retainers in your hand
Yeah, we go the rest side thing I destroy the defender thing
I might destroy royalties I'm just running royalties
If it's free time you play, I'm never playing as a Rutex, it's never happening.
Okay, where am I at, I'm about to fight a boss, aren't I?
We're about to fight a boss, I could just get some potions.
We kind of have to get some potions, right?
Gain to energy, Plyes be vulnerable, Plyes free.
We'll just grab weak potion, fuck it, we're at 51G.
51G.
Yeah, I'm really honest that royalty thing sucks like I got in the beginning but it really
didn't it wasn't that good I think okay do not lose do not lose do not lose I am my doggy
Okay, two times seven, so we don't need...
My dramatic entrance is gonna break me up, right?
So we just let that set! We just let that set!
Wait, I'm gonna do a tin block?
I
Can't hurt you just fucking use it right
But I let me just own them on the open it dude. Do we just fucking go big dick on up in it big dick up ripped it
It's good big dick up rip. Okay
Oh nooooooo!
Yo, what the fuck?
Literally, what the fuck?
Literally what the fuck?
You mean the answer me right now? Okay, six block. Okay, never okay, okay, okay
He's already a big jet, I'm on the hiss
Okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay.
Let me see ya.
Two power.
Okay, then we don't need this, but let's see ya.
Two power.
Okay, thank god.
Use it for no reason, Jay, use it for no reason, okay.
This guy's about to get cooked.
This guy's about to get cooked.
Summerblade, and we got 20 parry, dude.
Three times seven.
Or do? Or do? Or do? Or do? Or do? Or do?
He's still awake. We just fucking wreck his butthole boat.
We destroy his ass.
I thought I'd possibly draw that pretty good.
Gathering light. I could draw gathering light and see if I draw gathering light.
I'm gonna block 21. He's gonna do 7 times 3, which is to the massive. 7, 14, 21. That's perfect!
Okay look Chet, I'm sorry to say, you just don't have the brain power for the complex
plays I'm making here I obviously don't want to take 10 damage so instead of
killing all the enemies I simply stall with blocks and take 50 damage over 7
extra turns if you can't see it's chat there's something wrong with your head
sorry to say
boom boom stay the fuck down you little bitches
a
Study a turn gain to do this one's insane once you get it up, but
Bro you're gonna get it up and then it's like what the time you got it up
You've already won a loss the game gain seven block choose a random colors and cut down your hand
Feel like you damaged a study turn and this is also a pile.
You get this up and then you're cooking for the rest of the fucking game.
Naah!
Potion.
Ooooooh!
Potion battle!
Okay, very rarely will I do this, but I have the Regal Pillow, and we're about to find a boss.
I'm an idiot if I don't.
I don't like that, but I'm doing it anyway.
Okay, let's see if we go there, boys.
13 damage. Alright, take notes, Jack, take notes, take notes. Big bang.
Okay, what do we got here? We got...
Sweet. Full planning on opening that.
Can you block me? Stick me to block me. We don't need that though, yeah.
Let's see.
Probably throw a rock.
So I throw a rock to get the buff.
Jet I invented Cabanara.
Jet I invented Uba Joe.
I invented a Boba.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Hold me the fuck back.
Okay, wait, what do we got here?
We got 4 energy still.
That's enough.
Oh shit. Oh shit. Goddamn son. Goddamn son.
It's a pretty damn potent open up, don't I myself?
Oh wow, 27 damage.
Yo guys. What?
I can't turn around. Chad, I can't turn around.
I can't turn around that doesn't mean I don't need to turn around
14 I'm gonna play thing three 27
Dead you're you've been dancing me right now, bro
To venerate this fucking worst kind of fucking game. I fucking hate it. God damn it when I get rid of that shit honestly
Jesus Christ
That could use my potion
But that's kind of I don't think I need to whether I got 10
20
Not gonna nothing
12 damage because this is chill this is a chill turn this is a fucking chill turn
This is now time to actually get that you know you guys going about like
This is now the time to actually do it.
Uh, we aren't gonna parry, I think we're just gonna parry here, Chad.
Aren't you gonna throw the pot here?
Throw the pot, what are you doing with the bullet?
I'm gonna minaret as well.
I'm gonna take a little bit of damage, just for this.
dead ass! 40 damage okay
I gotta get, I'm gonna hit the sword aren't I? I have to
I didn't hit the sword
okay it's fine I'm fine
turn around 24 there's nothing do 10 damage versus
I would love wait do I just end the fight do I end the fight here if I get sword stage up
Do I sacrifice 14 life chat to just end it next turn
Do I take no damage
Yeah, I think I sacrifice 14 life to just end it next turn
Now, next turn I'm fucking popping off dicks, though.
Like next turn, wait, I literally legit this guy's dead.
GG, noob.
Oh, dude, I can even sovereign blade and then I can cosmic indifference it back, right?
Check this out, bro.
Check this out.
This is sick.
Oh wait, I can't fucking aim my Southern Blade though dude.
What?
And it's back now, Southern Blade is back, it's back!
It's like a tentative to draw it again.
Ah, yo Tom, I'm out of the big band in the sky.
Let's get down on this retard.
Okay, 21, perfect.
Oh, this guy's cooked.
Oh, I just, I've won, I've won.
I bet you just won already.
I've already just won.
Is there an order thing?
Oh, what do, what do, what do?
Let me think here.
What do?
Just for the forge, baby, for the forge.
For the fucking forge.
We do it for the forge.
Oh, oh!
What up, bitch?
What up, bitch?
You ready to take some dick?
You ready to take some dick?
Oh, he's fucking dead!
He's fucking dead!
Boom!
Dude, that's so bad to sacrifice that fucking golden,
upgraded cap for my boss.
I mean is what it is I
Don't lose chat. I don't lose. I only win
I only win
Okay, Glitter has anti synergy with sacrificing cards chat
What if you play two of your guys at the end you take half damage from enemies
Start of each combat fellow one the person with a random
That's synergy bro. That's some synergy bro. I'm logging it in we got the potion belt
That's energy, bro. Let's go. I give this spam pots every fight to win
Let's go. I have seven energy. So we got we make sure we shot match one shot left one shot bright
Two shops left
So I think they want to go I want to go left
Did this the bridge do I not risk a question mark because I feel like if I get the bridge it just ruins my run
If it takes the wrong cards, I just delete run I pretty much win the run now
I think I won the run right as long as I don't take any risks
Do you know what I'm saying? I don't you think I've just won the run up as long as I don't take risks
True bridge it was only because I had large pay the bridge cooked me the bridge did cook me fuck it
Bang bang bang
We go secondary shop fire shop. Oh my god, this is such a such a good run
Dividing I'm feeling probably this this this and just call it a GG. All right, this is let's fucking win this let's win this baby
Let's win this baby
All right, we got we got draw three cards
You'll 10 damage all enemies tell me a big bang
Oh, does it stag?
Oh, it stags!
It stags!
Do I want to draw?
Let me just drink everything, bro.
Dude, I'm just going to go for a one shot.
I mean, dude, what the fuck?
Wait, how do I do that?
drink everything right dude I'm just gonna go for one shot I mean dude what the
fuck wait how am I not gonna one shot the same good legit did ass
Um, 4-7.
Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it.
Just pull the battle, pull up 5.
Okay, fuck you.
I think he's good, bro.
This guy thinks he's good, bro.
He's tanking me, little bitch.
I think he's good because he's tanking me, bro.
Congrats, dog.
Oh, wow.
I can't kill them because I don't have any fucking damage.
Uh boys, uh, this is GD.
Do I even loot that? I mean, 10 damage is a solid one.
one. Pata, 4j, put 7 blade in your hand from anywhere.
Did you was this right? I only have three power.
Like that's good once I have double parry up,
once I have extra fucking thing.
I don't think it's good. I don't think it's good by default.
Patent on the other hand, it's kinda good all the time, but then again, what do we have? Where do we want? We're eating a relic, dude.
Patent is not bad all the time.
Gah!
Hang on, healed? I don't even know- Wait, what the fuck?
I sacrificed, how did I heal from that? Wait, how did I fucking heal?
Every five times you get a dick, it heals from the HP.
I don't have the two cards in my deck, what the fuck?
Oh, it's a Pia!
It's a fucking Pia!
Oh dude, this over is gonna be so easy bro!
Wait what the fuck?
I have one!
I have one!
I have one, bro!
Choose a card in your hand, play it free this combat.
Hello, okay, let's throw this one team damage
Let's throw this
this
Or that I
have to one
Man
What I'm joking about
But I want to do more combat actually I'm gonna do combat fuck that I want more constant sacrifice what do we got again?
It's good. We're gonna
By strength this turn
Okay, big man
He thinks you're good, right?
Frank
Okay
Take him at one time
I mean I want him bro seriously
Oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude, oh dude,
he's dead actually i think he's dead
ah is he dead
three times four
i got fourteen block anyway, dude, do you do
what are you at baby, what are you at? come back to me baby, come back to me
uh... at least i'm just chilling
i'm great bro, i'm great
I don't understand what he has, does somebody has that license?
Are you guys ready to have Maxi?
Yo what the fuck?
What the fuck?
No dude!
Wait seriously?
No, dude, wait, seriously
I'm the mad I thought that's what I deliberately did that that was deliberate that was deliberate
That was deliberate
That was not lucky, bro. That was deliberate deal 64 times till damage again. That was deliberate
I knew that was gonna happen if that's why I made it free chat
Why do you think I made it free? Of course, I knew that was gonna happen, bro
If you play 5 more cards in a turn, draw 2 cards next turn.
Establish combat, 4-10.
Okay!
Okay!
We're cooking with that!
Put an attack from your draw pile in your hand exhaust.
That could be Southern Blade. See if that was innate. Wait can that grade to be innate?
No it's not. I mean not innate. Retain. If that was retained I would use that.
No Diablaze.
I think I like this I like these two
And then we'll just let it block.
No, I wanted to let you venerate, bro.
Like, when the fuck do I ever use that?
Legit, when the fuck do I ever, like, I actually use block,
I don't use venerate.
Now what you got, a G-Gating from my own path chat or Frogknight.
Can't get to use a free thing.
Nope.
Every time you play five cards in a single turn, you'll tend to have to win a major
tank if your hand is able to gain two cards.
Okay.
Okay, I'm going to do that on the evidence.
Watch.
Yeah, I'm going to do this on the evidence.
Draw one card and start up your next turn.
Draw three cards.
Okay.
Triple the damage in this thank you play.
Okay, I didn't really
don't need to use everything. I don't need to use everything. We just use this when we need those.
I'll just drink one.
I actually need to hurry down.
The 8th.
Two massive, one, one, we're good.
Wipe for care, wipe for it.
BOOM!
Whenever you play something like day 4 day block.
That's a lot of parrying.
That means basically whenever I bled, I'd just take no damage.
It's plus as well.
I already have two parries though.
I already have two parries.
Three parries is probably too much.
Three parries is too much.
Three parries is too much.
Boss.
He's got a bitch.
I'm gonna play 5-Catholic, 10-Dilton, and I'm gonna use N8.
Ooh, I like it. I'm ready to get him.
Still 50 damage.
Still 50 damage.
It is no fire damage, but each unique debuff and enemy.
Watch me try again.
He's gonna do 20 damage, and then he's good.
He's actually trashed.
Oh, you actually trashed.
Drink this one.
Choose a cad in your draw pile and add it to your hands.
Drink this one as well.
Wait, can I draw some now? Can I draw some now?
Can you even see a way to draw?
Choose a cad in your draw pile.
We can get it back, right? Yeah.
Put a chat from your discard pallet and your repoll.
Bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Did you see that!
That was some god gaming right there, boys. That was okay.
We only have three pallet chat.
We're near three power, so it's gonna be
Finish 89 we're gonna watch stage dramatic in his dramatic in his
Almost one turn killed the boss almost not quite almost one to kill the boss
Dude this sucks, I can't kill him though
What the hell man?
This guy is good, he's burning me and shit.
GD noob.
Wooo!
Anyone saying my auto was fucking perfect there bro?
4G15, that's a good one.
Strike?
Dude is it called 4 Strike?
Tell me it's called 4, I think it's called 4 Strike right?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Why it's only 50% more damage and I kind of win the game.
Wait, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat,
you think it's good, right?
But it is only 50% more damage.
I mean sure what's good but like it's like it's 50 what I don't know it's my only metric
up to it's a I mean it's not I mean it's not as good as you think it is you think it's
insane but like okay it's double it before was it oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah we're gonna upgrade that for sure tell us this little bitch go we get a free
one deal 25 damage at three rings or cut your hand.
We got something that I said free.
Okay drink drink drink drink drink
Okay good shit good shit good shit
I'm going to go to the water guys and start saying, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up,
2 out of 3, jeez it.
Woooo, feels good to be a fucking god game, draw 3 cards, I'll fuck with that.
Oh, no that applies plus or just an extra fucking relic.
First time you play, a power each combat, game 7 block.
HA HA HA HA HA
Wait wait wait wait wait wait
No
No no
Okay we know this guy's fucked, we know this guy here's fucked
At a random one, we had one random cutlass card to your hand, exhaust
Game, blocking will be damaged dealt.
That's pretty good.
Drink this, drink this.
Wait, it's free to play this turn, right?
still ramping bro still ramping wait I could just kill a guy that's gonna
damage me though right no no I can't rest like getting
coped by this fucking stupid thing what add one to three random attack has me
haven't played free play this dude I'll be honest this potion thing is a lot man
They'll see me as your oil enemies losing ones. Let me lose one strength deal for damage to oil enemies
And what that one actually gonna go with that one
So we'll actually hit this with a bundle potion
There's a supposed fun. Let's cut the back so bits at the back one of those fuck
Okay, well we're about to pop off. Yeah, we're about to pop off
Okay, block, damage dealt.
Okay, we're taking no damage this turn anyway, right?
Yeah.
Um, okay.
22 damage.
Yeah, I think he's dead. I think he's dead.
Three.
Ooh, fuck.
He's just dead.
Okay, he's just dead, okay, dude.
That's not a bitch combat, he'll turn this game.
Dude!
Am I fucking insane at video games?
Am I insane at video games?
Like what the fuck?
I'm literally cracked.
Deal six damage three times, still 12 damage to you guys.
30 that looks good right and theory but to what end you need that much you don't
need that you don't need that everything I do right now just draw one card that's
nice stage come up one strength on pick up ratio max a few a seven hill all your
HP Wow funny it was large P bro
Viagra, it's not just coming up with one strength, but that's mid bro, that's mid as fuck.
Every three turns you're gonna get.
I don't mind that one, that one seems decent to me.
Max HP seems okay as well.
Well that did, one strength is just one damage.
I forged like fucking 20 thousand tons, right? So what?
This could maybe help me, right?
Okay, gamers.
Just watching another boss. This guy was actually really hard.
That's my ford, bro.
If you have no attacks in your hand,
watch your guns.
Gain two exhaust.
skill 3 damage a thousand units
let's go
production!
we got good workouts going
drink this, throw this, drink this, throw this, uh, we're about to fucking eat this
guy's ass, baby.
Hit him with one of these, bang.
Uh, we're gonna hit him with one of those, bang.
And hit him with one of these
I want to destroy that one away now discard with three thorns the fucking I want that for every time you play three days in a single-turn gain
One should be useless, but whatever
At three random colors cards in your hand exhaust
Do I want to add more cast to the mix
Nah.
How'd I get?
If you end your term with that block, game block, useless.
I'm literally full HP and I've been one shining bosses, cat.
What is gonna stop me?
Okay, let's see.
Uh, we went...
I think this is like my main card, right?
So we just upgrade this.
And again, does it?
Guys, I literally want you out.
I literally want you out every single one team on every single run.
Doesn't matter, there we go.
Okay, we got this boss here, so we kill the minion first actually.
The hell?
Georgia cards put one time in hand. Let's help you drop out. It's lost
Nice
Okay
Okay, we don't necessarily want to use everything on the opening a chat
Now we do we do
You don't read it
She was ready. It's free to play the same truck. Come on back back back back
Hey guys, Quinn69 here, this game is just too easy.
Ascensions are for all of you danky prooflers up there who can't even make carbonara.
I'll beat Ascension 10 by the end of the day.
I literally not living.
I have not lost a single attempt at every time I play the game.
My biggest critique of the game is that it's just the baseline difficulty that you make
hard at because it's too easy, bro.
Legit.
Okay, yeah, I technically pulled myself into an infinite loop on one run because I deleted all my attack cards
Which wasn't losing was more like a pull myself into an infinite loop
Next turn put two cards from your draw pile in your hand two years aware
Wait. Yeah. Big bang. Nice. Shorty cards, blue card, turn your hand to the top of your
Hit maximum draw yet?
That he did not draw now.
He did not draw.
do I need that potion I could I could save that one we could save that one we
don't necessarily need the most possible damage here do we check
Ah, that breaks my... what a block if I do that.
Wait, it's good though.
Is it good?
Alright, 5 out of 3, 5 out of 3, 5 out of 3, 0.
Still worth it.
You can retain gathering light.
This isn't going to break me, right?
I'm going to do it after.
I don't know if it ends my turn or something weird.
Retain, right?
Retain?
Retain his hand.
GG, bitch!
What do you got?
What do you got, bitch? Huh? You got nothing, huh me? You got nothing! You trash!
Bound. Only one bound can be played.
Cards. Okay, so we just want to... Will you retain this anyways, or do you?
It's like a parry?
Yeah, it's a parry.
Oh, she's so dead. She's so dead, bro. She's so dead, bro.
She's so dead!
This is game over!
I don't think I'm an idiot to lose this!
Okay, 4 to 5 draw 2 cats.
I'm gonna draw my main cat.
Always watch out for the spang.
There it is, GG noobs.
Let's have a...
Let's have a...
I'm gonna use 7 blade.
AHHHHH!
That's so sad!
If I could have just cosmic indifference it back.
I'm glad you had me fun. What is this?
Is that you got an emo to force him doing the whole Minecraft run, dude?
Poke Champs?
Boys, this game is so fucking easy, bro.
Can I just put that out there?
This game is so easy.
Because this is the bound we have to use this.
Oh, boom!
One more of those and she's done. One more of those and she's done.
Can I get it back? No, I can't get it back. Maybe?
I can retain my whole tank. I can retain my entire hand.
Wait, do I actually want to do that? I don't want to retain the defenses.
Dude, that is a powerful card.
That's a powerful card.
Dead ass.
What is that card called?
What is that card I'm using called?
Convergence.
This is a very powerful card.
This led you to insane combos.
Alright, let's get him over anyway guys, so they have a strength potion for the Nassma
Mogging.
Alright, here's the Mog of the Shared of it boys, and you can do a little Forge first,
but you can do a little Forge first, but it plays not bad or anything, right?
Yeah, a little Forge first for the Mack of the Mogging.
74 damage, three times.
I'm over killing her.
Triple.
And I'm Feliz P.
I mean bro!
Check my test openers don't care.
Bro!
Because I am searching for the God seed to make sure I never lose.
I've had enough of your poor manners.
It's not a thing we can both agree on.
Retort.
Let's dance.
I'm just naturally insane at these types of games, straight out it is what it is.
When you make a game that's about int, like what are you going to do?
When your int actually comes in bro, like it's just GG.
You play the hardest hero, you play the most typical builds, and you just fucking destroy
it, right?
You fucking destroy it.
Dude, first time forging by the way.
I'm 40 by the way.
Society's encultured from around the world to make a pilgrimage to the spire as it becomes the trading hub of the world.
Slogi, Australia's burgeoning metropolis began to form its base.
Ooh.
Speaking of your keen intellect, what's a verb?
I don't know. I don't know about verbs. I guess if it loses.
Verb, airverb.
Nouns and shit fuck that. What do we even use those things?
Enemies intruders just dropped 25% less gold.
Aw, what the fuck!
Wait, that's on everything!
We think I mean it was too it's check it is too easy gosh you got his hand
This is a joke to me I'm just absolutely annihilating everyone with ease what's this what's this
tweet this is tweet back to the fridge you juice a cook and ex you see you will never
get that lucky again to be my record now that 14 18 is good see it wouldn't want to be a bitch
holy bro damn
damn
Oh
Rocking that juice it has got put back in the fridge
I went first for a time thing is
You guys I don't understand it's chef wants me to be bad at this game so bad, but I'm just winning constantly
So it's like, what?
I'm just winning constantly.
Are you like,
Yes, he's terrible. Look at the plays you're making.
You're terrible.
Oh my god. It's such a bad gameplay.
Oh, beats the final boss.
Maximum HP.
Triple overkill, by the way.
Oh, he's doing such a shit build.
Oh, why would he pick that card?
Absolutely annihilates them.
Just completely destroyed.
I mean, no, come on.
Look at those.
Why are you guys coping so hard?
Why are you coping? Oh my god. Cope harder, bro. Cope harder.
Okay, do I go again? I don't understand.
What up? Check. The maximum one I can do is three.
I can only do it on that one error.
Make it easy to end the build.
New champ?
Well, guys, I can't do a new champ because you're gonna ramp it on this.
I'm not using cheats. Cheats is lame and gay, which is nothing wrong with being gay. Being gay is totally cool
Being gay is totally cool
Looking to rare for warm-up
You be getting destroyed in a five
We clear a two second try everyone's doubted me by like go the doubters
They're these believers that they know that I'm the god game here, bro
These guys are printing money by the way they have print these believers. Just the greats. See look at these guys
Look at these beasts, bro. Look at these fucking bees
All right, I'm gonna go let's keep going again
I want to go until I get fucked chat and so then check and I call you so bad
I want to go till I get fucked right eventually. I'm gonna get fucked right surely
I want to go to like get fucked
Test openness. Yeah, we do test openness like I'm gonna spend two hours playing a game
Why would I not spend like literally two minutes just picking one that's like, okay?
The thing is you could pick the thing is right the run didn't become GG
till like the third act
The run didn't become you detailed the third act. Let's be real it wasn't you detailed third act
I
Like it you could start off with a mid opener and then you get the GG run at the start of the fit
Like the thing is I could start off GG and then the run could just break so it's my sink where you can't just get a
Brick run, but
Now I'm not doing the same build with the way. I'm not saying well. I won't let's go. I'm gonna get a decent
I want to open up. This is like okay
Choose one of the three Rick has as you dick injury hundred a gold
This is boring, boring openness bro.
Boring openness, boring.
Big bitch, big bitch, big bitch, big bitch, big bitch.
I want a new weird one bro, I want a wacky one,
let's me do some crazy weird build, you know, some wacky weird shit.
Instead of elite combat, I'm gonna drop two.
Okay, what does elite combat mean?
Is this an elite combat?
Oh, that isn't like, look. Is it boss in the elite combat?
This is totally fine, but it's kind of boring.
It's it's boring, right? I feel it's not boring. I feel it's pretty strong. It's boring
I want to do the one which is like upgrades first three card you get that one sounds fun
Because that's like then you can pick a bill based on your first upgraded card you get
Mike crazy
She won't have a rear-catch ready to deck and injury
How rare does it get 430 the study turn exhaust
Study your turn for one card and exhaust
Turn to one, wait, that's how you turn.
Draw one card and use also one card from your hand.
So that was that card that I needed to win that other run that I bricked on.
Do you guys remember when I bricked to debuffs on that lean dick?
Remember when I was lean maxing?
This is POTE.
The thing is though, if you get that at the beginning of your run, you're cooked, cuz
you just, you lose.
You use this power, and then you run out of abilities and you just lose.
Yes you just lose.
Naw, naw naw naw naw naw.
This f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k.
Yeah, wait, I'm just going to go a little, just have a little, just have a little, just have a little game, because
I want to, I want to find a opener. I want something, I want to, I want a unique opener. Something that's unique, something weird, you know, something wacky.
It's like a weird build.
I want a wacky opener.
Random Relic.
Transform.
Transform, loose, tin.
Random Relic.
I think double transform is the best chance of making a wacky dick.
This is a wacky dick, right, wacky dick?
We get it?
Freshland, 20 rich flavors.
Hell nah.
Hell nah dude.
Hell nah.
Test opener, test opener, test opener, test opener, test opener, test opener, test opener,
Yeah, let's do it. Let's keep going. Let's keep going. We're gonna get a good one.
We're gonna get a decent up and down chair. We're gonna get a decent up and down chair.
We're gonna get a decent up and down chair. One that's...
That's not wacky enough. Not wacky enough.
Ten of Ranamurigad. Transmortem one of your Shrozenians. That's the same thing again.
Remove one cap of Yacht. Precise scissors.
Lean maxing opener?
That's a neutral opener, right? A lean max.
or the random Rick had the start of Linux Rick had I just that belt I'm not
doing that but twice I'm not doing I'm not think I'm not that about twice
this page just a little there's a big camp it does over there that do you want
me to play the same bell do you already the same bell I mean with that didn't
say that's a literally double damage card it's broken that I could do the same
build again but like do I want to play the same build that I just played I just
played it I might just do a lean max up in it
should we just do a lean max up in it or yeah I mean lean max up in it
There's all strong cards in it, man.
It's not wacky enough, not wacky enough, not wacky enough, need something wacky, dude,
need something wacky.
Anyone?
I'm not zero, five, two, three, two, one, go.
Voidform.
Alright, fuck it, let's try the Voidform, let's grab what the Voidform run.
I don't know how this is going to go Chad, Voidform in the early game is crazy cray bro.
It's cray cray.
Um, so you haven't got to go to the thing that early, it's kind of cooked.
It's, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, then we're here.
Oh, there's a boss.
Whatever.
No, it's good to go.
Let's give it a go.
I don't know how this is going to go. I feel like a three cost blood form is going to be really dog shit
Like do I have to take four damage here to use it then I win the fight
So I really want to take four damage already on the first encounter
And what did it achieve me? Nothing. It achieved me nothing. This pointless is usually to the
fans. I don't know man, the void foam's kind of retarded yet. Okay that's kind of nice.
That was kind of nice. Okay, I love that. That's kind of nice.
Okay, that was kind of nice. The boy from Ditko had there.
Nah, it's on a Tessa, but I've committed. I've committed to the run.
I've committed to the run. Once I committed to the run, I committed to the run. It's committed. I've started the run.
Twenty-one, six times. That's not enough, is it? Eleven.
No, I'm not gonna choice by the way though. It's barely because you're using everything.
Okay, okay.
I take it for damage.
Not too bad.
Okay, reflect. This is a pretty powerful carbon void form because void form...
Wait, if I'm void forming, right?
I want to go with the most expensive cards I can possibly get.
Three cost is quite big.
Did he get...is it that big?
Dude, I need to get rid of every card in the fucking game, I'll avoid for them.
That's quite a big cost.
Let's try it.
Choose one set of cards you want to pick.
Seal two damage three times the channel council that when you draw this card randomize its cost from zero
Fuck yeah, okay, let's do it boys. Oh
Okay, it's one of them as everybody's gonna FKF
Uh, fk until we get Void Form Jet, so...
Alright, now we got a good opener. Now we got a good opener.
Six damage?
Uh, it's gonna use to kill my shit.
Reflect will use three.
It doesn't want to have one in once round.
One. Avoid from one. Wait, into my channel though.
Alright, chat, I will not say it's come. Say it's come makes cringe.
If you think I would say it's come, that's cringe. That's cheating. Why would I cheat?
What are you even talking about?
Blight of the note, Chad!
People saying like, use console command, save scum!
Look, you're a pattern, I'm not gonna do that.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
That guy's dead, bro.
That's okay.
Okay, Chad, something on a roguelite is, are you, if you've ever played a roguelite
in your life, bro?
Okay, we don't want to use any of this.
Baro skip. Oh my god.
Did you see what's happening? Have you watched me play a rolight in your life?
We even know what a rolight is. It's so unfortunate I didn't get work warm.
13.
One damage again dude. Alright he just kills himself.
we see it reflects
on the plane
plane
plane
show one right I don't look I put a harp somewhere right what do you mean
that's free anyway so
fine slip I don't give a fuck about that club or they'll be dance we don't
know okay gathering line bro
I love gathering light, but it's not very expensive avoid form and I kind of want expensive cards
But I love it
Because it's like block it's game it's everything you want in one card isn't it? I think we take it
I'm playable to fuck on it's hell yes
We're gonna remember the strike on the defend chat
We're not gonna move the venerate
That's a power play to remove venerate
That's a fucking power play
Because I don't need the right because I have boy form so I can just use my star costs with boy form
Then again the fantasy you know, no, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna I this might be the biggest mistake of my life
By the way, this may I'm completely relying on boy form. Okay. Draw boy from over there. Thank God. Thank God
Okay, can use this. Yeah, it's going to
People with actual skill can make any open a work. They don't need baby training real test openers in order to get
Yeah, I can I can do it as well. I want to make something much challenge, but like what's the point bro?
That's what it has been. Hey
Load to the bait, load to the bait
I
Didn't reflect afraid but I mean
Joe what I'm so unlucky
Fuck you! That's just unlucky! I just drew shit cards, man!
Okay, now we get something good. Okay, bang, he reflects himself.
Bang, you're cooked. Okay, cook yourself. Cook yourself.
Yeah, do it again. Do it again. See what happens.
Oh, I drew like twice into a falling star and we're getting a lot into a strike.
It's a good bail boys. It's a good bail.
Look at my stars. Look at my stars. Oh, wow. Can I kill him?
I might just use everything I have so it's dope. Sad just for this.
Can we kill him yet?
and a random card into your hand it is free to play this turn.
YOO?
UGH!
BIG BANG!
Wait, let's make sure nothing else is better than that.
Big bang is crazy by the way.
Okay, draw on card, gain, gain, 4-5 exhaust.
Wait, is 4-5?
Wait, it's fourth blade? Oh wait, fourth blade is kinda good here, bro.
Wait, void form's fourth blade's actually good.
Apply thinning damage applied to weak. Too vulnerable.
Wait, gamma blast.
Wait, gamma blast is kinda strong because gamma blast... But no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude, there's no way.
The big thing is just, I used that last game, it was so broken.
It's innate as well when you smith it.
It's innate when you smith it, but wait, void form is no longer ethereal.
It doesn't matter.
And I eat burgers.
Oh, shoot!
Hey, it's free?
I have seen people play this game on stream, and I have never seen people reset repeatedly to get a godrun. That's crazy.
Hey, you pray every you've not seen the right people rather than every smart.
It's not even a godrun. What do you mean go-
I just want a different run.
What do you guys not understand about- I want a wacky run. I want a run that is interesting, and I want to do the same run.
Like, I sat on the floor and played. I'm looking just like a good opener.
Bro, have you seen me play a roulette in your entire life?
quite a bit. Yeah you kill him. GG n00bs.
2? Oh bro this is literally...
Uhhhhhhh...
It's doing no damage to me.
Alright guys have you ever heard of the saying,
open up
You never heard of the same tears over
Anyone that they can't by the way, I can absolutely lose by the way
I've got anything about guaranteed one like I'm dying right now. I'm literally I'm literally dying right now
Jk though
Boss a bitch I be dying bro. He's killing himself. That's what's happening. He's killing himself
Bro this is what?
This is what form a lot of white form
No reason to go there. Upgrading character? Okay.
Triple 21 block. If I get that up, it's used. This means I don't have to use it.
Technically it's safe for me to upgrade void form. So I don't have to use it.
Cause this is going to be times where it's a real bad time to use it.
Another month.
Muda Fuca 69.
Huh, 69?
Same thing I did chat's mom last night.
Motherfucker!
Huh?
Huh?
Good.
Can we take any damage here?
70 damage.
Wait, is it more than 50 damage or not 50 damage?
I can still do alignment anywhere I want to.
I think I don't need to.
I can still do alignment anyway if I want to, I think I don't need to, let me see it.
I would do it and then we just fucking reflect as one.
We just reflect better, fuck it.
Totally, I mean, hey, y'all take it?
Oh, he's fucking himself up big time.
Voidform 2? See this is like a time where I'm like do I run on a Voidform right here?
Ummm...
2, 4 times 3 bro.
4 times 3 bro.
Game 1 additional.
Fuck it dude.
Try not to avoid damage taken Jack.
Uhhh...
All right, this guy's cooked.
Can he kill himself?
GG, Noob.
I'm at 25 HP.
I can absolutely die.
Anyone think this is like guaranteed W?
It's completely retat maxing.
You are like turbo retat maxing if you think this is a guaranteed W.
Gathering light, um, oh yeah.
What's my damage even coming from, bro?
We need to get rid of the fans.
We need to get gathering light.
We need to get rid of the fans.
Okay, come on, something good, something good, something good.
She's gonna call us reward.
Call us reward, right?
Yeah.
Call us reward.
My blast there are guys 16 damage one cost 11 block ultimate defend draw two cards wait
draw two draw two guys put one character in your hand on top of your pile exhaust that
that one's good that one like it's draw two cards and it maybe can be used for
that stuff okay please be good please be good please be good please be good
please be good please be good please be good rolling boulder could this be yo
yo void form rolling boulder
and that's my ramp that's my ramp isn't it gg right start up turn you'll find
them as your enemies increasing from five you're right every time you play
10 skills case of a block start one come back whenever you gang go
I raised my station to get one.
The thing is, I will get a re- if I just wait, I'll get something good.
I think it's better to just delete a card.
Two combats.
Can't get it. Can't get the ball to rip. Can't do it. Gameful block. Draw one card.
Gameful block. Draw one card.
Yo.
Okay.
How's that bad?
Let's draw.
And I block.
That's good, right?
Gantan, I'm gonna block. A one random kill. Let's cut your hand.
Okay.
Can I use this? Can I use this? Can I use this? Boy from Xericost! But it ends my turn though, wait.
Careful, careful, careful, careful. Careful.
Uh, please.
Those.
Those.
Those.
Wanna buy these waveforms?
The boy form makes it a Zeracost so it doesn't, it means it does no damage bro.
So that's why it doesn't work.
I get it sounds good in theory, but the reality is it's not good.
We just can try to kill this guy, man.
Yeah, if you make something Zeracost and it's X, it does Zeracost.
It's one time zero.
Who's the YouTuber you watched this morning on TikTok Hacks?
How is Vanessa legal
1618
Gathering a light sword sage. No, okay gain a block. I have so many there's already whenever you spend
I'm not spending that shit ever. I think I have enough
How many of those things have I got at this point?
I've one gathering light, two gathering lights, that's two gathering lights, I think another
gathering light is too much.
Right?
Sage is no brainer, why would the sage is not a no brainer?
You say sage is no brainer, but it's, it's a, I'm not doing a sage bill, bro.
Just just watch and learn from the master boys. Watch and learn from the master
Draw two
In this plus
Literally isn't it every time I get it bro. Just watch and learn boys
Watch and learn
All right, how the fuck does this guy work in? Okay, you gotta hit him a bunch and then you can eventually kill him
There's no any number of cards and two minutes sacrifice exhaust
For your hand.
Okay, well, I'm just going to leave the southern blade, I can do it to southern blade, right?
Seven damage.
Seven block.
Wait, let me think here, I don't want to burp myself, if we have enough gathering lines
I'm good, yeah? Yeah, yeah, so we just...
Did I'm gonna guards?
My defense.
Call me crazy, chat. Call me crazy, but I'm fucking insane.
How am I killing the boss though?
I'm doing some maths right now Chad, I'm doing some maths.
This a misplaced?
Not a misplaced, right?
It's smart.
I still have strikes, I still got defense.
This just makes, this leans my dick out like crazy.
Dude, that's a lean dick.
That's a lean ass dick.
I choose one of the grandpipes I play for the San Diego Dream.
Let's fucking do that as well, why don't?
It's starting to turn 4-4.
Yo!
That's it, we're gonna kill him.
That's it, we're gonna kill him.
We're gonna kill him with the Southern Blade.
Um.
Oh, wait a minute, it's that guy who has this block.
Interesting.
That's a good block though, isn't it, Chad?
It's got any of the guys that drove me cats.
I have two power two.
What can I draw to be good?
I can try to draw a void form.
We do it right?
Try to draw a void form.
Didn't get it?
Draw two cats, put one cat from your hand.
It's gonna be a power.
And land it, too.
Perfect.
There may be.
Not caring about that.
I mean, that's pretty much GG.
That's GG.
I've won, I've won, dude.
So, I remember that it doesn't get better
open than that, boys.
That's, this is like,
this is when you have the divine touch brain, Jack.
You've got the brain, the special brain,
touched by the gods themselves.
This is what you can cook with, Jack.
This is like, this is the peak of human potential.
What you want to see in my match, do you understand?
The peak.
Ooh, for this.
Wait, it's free.
It's free.
I almost fucking retad maxed this match yet?
I almost retad maxed?
Oh, what the hell? Oh, he's gonna break me up, man. This guy's trying to break me up.
What for the blood, God?
Okay, I could have uh, do you think I'm in retard maxing by not using those minion depends?
Okay, this is free.
three of those things. Two of those things. Why don't I do that? No one knows. Do you
know why I did that? Just wanted I was winning too much. So I decided I need to make you
know, I thought about I was thinking, do you know what? I'm winning too much. I need
two just eight times two the message I deleted three my chef for no reason oh
come on please see I can hit him for this please tell me I can hit him I
I can't get him thank god
Don't even need to do anything dude
Would mind your menu sacrifice. Yeah, she has a minion sacrifice
Okay, my fourth blood is eventually gonna arrive here chat
This is free I might get the
Chad I haven't really done very many damage casts have I?
He's kind of breaking my dick up right now.
I mean dude where the fuck is my fucking sword at bro?
I mean, I'm wrong.
Wait, I could lose!
I could lose!
Okay, Serpent Blade, thank god. Okay, it's 51 damage.
I just could have used it, right?
Frank? Just same person.
Same as...
Next time I loot Serpent Blade, I win, but I've got 16 wounds in my bag, so he could just do some great damage.
He can legit kill himself, he kills himself.
Oh, does he kill himself? He doesn't kill himself!
He doesn't kill himself!
No, he lives!
Okay, what? Just give me a strike, bro. Give me a strike, give me a strike, any strike, any strike, any strike, any strike.
OOOOOOOOH! Okay, thank God he doesn't play, he doesn't play, he doesn't play, he doesn't play, he doesn't play, he doesn't play, he doesn't play.
I
Didn't draw bro. I literally only won that fight because the power cat I draw randomly had ramp on it
I actually, uh, no other way when I won that.
This one is worth it, it's a 4 cost, it's a real deal, 9 damage, all enemies, all enemies
are straight, yeah it's good.
If I didn't potion, yeah I mean potions actually bears, guys I am on the cusp of losing, I'm
on the cusp.
Goopy.
Goopy!
This card gains Exhaust when played, increases Block by one.
Permanently.
Goopy!
Ooh.
I'm going to give it a go, four defense.
Bro, I like it!
I like Goopy!
I like Goopy.
I like Goopy.
I like Goopy.
Goop it up.
I like Goopy's cool.
That's as cool as fuck.
So it basically leans your dick out
and it gives you a really powerful card.
So it's just like, how's that not going to be good?
That's going to be insane.
Okay.
I have hardly any gold.
We only need one vendor.
So do we have vendor up top here?
both the same which one's got the most
this one's got like a fucking two this guy's got two bosses that way two
bosses three bosses
two bosses two campfires
I guess we go this
I
So many campfires probably do that way I can do two boss one two three
Or I can go two campfires one two and I get ill as your campfires
That's a lot of campfires bro. I think we take the campfire grids
Farming we got I'm not farming tears
No farming twos.
Okay, retain.
I don't know if we can make this this good.
Okay, I want to goop it up to the max.
Let's see here.
Mix it again, let's add a retain.
What's he doing? He's doing 8 damage.
7 plus.
11.
Not 11.
2.
I don't need to use that.
Don't wanna save, no.
We are retaining this hand.
Still got a back.
We need to use all the Goofers though.
So every single time we have a chance to play the Goofs, we gotta play the Goofs.
Oh yeah, in turn though, in turn, in turn.
Wait, so every single match I need to use all my defense if I want to make my Goofs max.
but because we do need to do it back
it will i will i will who farted in my shoe
Perfect.
Oh dude, this is UG as fuck now, so I'm just gonna do that, this, this, that's all my-
So I've got four defense, right?
And they're all cooked.
One, two, three, four.
three fours we're gonna count our defense it's all and then what we got
zero times three they don't know damn it bro this guy's fucking basically dead
yeah it's hard it's hard to I'm bad at like I'm doing very basic addition and
like I have to it's like I know the answer but I'm just not I'm not
confident enough to like commit to knowing it does that make sense
Bro, get ass.
Good stuff. Good stuff. Good stuff. We got this weapon.
Penta, reflects, reflects is another expensive card.
Having two reflects in the build, what do you guys think about that?
Is it really required?
I played this kind of bass and once you avoid form up, it's kind of insane
Nah, though, dude, we just kind of need to keep it late to keep it lead as fuck
They'll 27 damage we'll give you a drill scavenger one
The only number damage you played dude golden axe can be my ramp condition
It's time to go to Team Block.
Grandcats are gentlemen's swift.
Nah, just delete this.
It's literally a dude.
Four six-cats, not useless.
I am ironically in ZDBS. I'm waiting for a card just to drop.
I didn't think about this guy. I didn't think about this guy. I didn't think about this guy
Help help help
yo this is not good
this guy could ruin me this guy could ruin me I am not fine yet I have no
damage no I upgraded that guy I'm great at this guy
point star it's damage right no it's no damage no damage now just this
This... This... Oh my god, maybe we're okay, maybe we're okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, maybe I freaked out of nothing.
I'm not a freak out of nothing.
Dude, I got freaked out. Dude, this guy's only really happy to get it.
Okay, I don't know why I freaked out so much. That was like, scary.
You gotta stand, man. I think of my character as being ZDBS.
I- I don't think of his me as good, or I think of it as like, oh, this is a ZDBS bitch.
Nope.
Nope
Nope
Did I need like a boulder or something bro or I need a card that costs a lot remove two strikes and ultimate strike
Move to defense and ultimate defense
No, hell yes, you do this day
This day
Oh, this is the leanest thing I've ever had.
Okay, wait.
Do you know what I just realized?
We have a weakness here.
What is the weakness?
What is the weakness?
Who knows?
Who knows?
Status cards.
I have, like, legit, my deck is so lean that I'm going to have, like, five cards.
So if I get status cards, it's going to be like 20% of my total dick size per status card.
So I need anti status card, Aysap.
Uh, let's go get a defense, six block, let's do a 16 damage, uh, one of the strike we
got next time.
Let's avoid the status effect anyway bro, let's just cringe.
He's about to be status count, so he's still trolper-esque, bitch.
Right, what, can I damage?
16.
Did I just breathe?
Oh my god, wait, this is it. This is what I've been worried about by the way chat. We're
We're ready to get cucked by this fucking bullshit.
Okay, thank god.
Uh, 25, you're good.
Chat just hang out.
What is going on?
Twizek, can we please fucking hear these bullshit, you monster?
Wait, wait, what? What?
Kill some of these too much now.
Take him out.
I'm actually just abc'd it, pal.
Oh my god.
These guys are hard.
Dude, status cards are actually breaking me up, so uh...
Dude, I need some sort of auto forge.
Yup.
This...
This is bad.
This bad.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, thank goodness.
Dude, I can't kill him.
I can't kill him.
I can't kill him.
What?
Oh, my God.
I should have got the bow down.
Why did I take the fucking bow down?
Hey, thank goodness.
One with the rabbit armpits. Can we get rid of the rabbit armpits, please? Can we get rid of one with the rabbit armpits?
Dude, I'm actually dying to these mobs. These mobs are actually killing me, unironically. I'm actually fucking dying to-
These mobs are actually killing me right now. The whole run is breaking into a single pair of mobs.
It's funny because I just realized how bad it was when we were there. It's too- I'm losing to this guy.
I can't play the game because I have no my dick is too lean
Thank God
Please just kill yourself bro
Thank you ladies. Oh my god, so I'm in the dick is broken right like it's broken, but it's
Okay, but that's useless. She's one of the three counter items. Nope. Nope.
All I need is a ramp card and it's good.
Does anyone have any of my other Ultimate Strike? Wait, shouldn't I have two Ultimate
strikes was already upgraded with my second ultimate strike huh oh I traded
two second one ultimate oh okay I wanted that yeah let's get them out let's go
of course I did that 11 the strength 11 damage I let us see Chad let us see I
need I need fucking damage I mean this is what we just we're doing dine star
plus I need damage I mean 11 11 is pretty 11 women's kind of insane right
Shit. What? Message reflects this build. One.
Oh my god, the build might be popping out in the future.
Die.
The build is not popping out yet.
The build is not popping off yet.
Oh my god!
The build is popping off!
Oh my god!
The build is popping off!
So shit, what are we doing with this?
Yeah, that's the bitch go oh my god, bro my fucking dead dude, but you guys put one cap me and took a ball
How much damage is he doing?
16-10.
Okay, so we're going to defend, defend, defend, wait, did we just kill the man guy?
Did we just kill the man guy?
I'm a retard! I'm a retard! I'm a retard! I'm a retard! I'm a retard! I used to- one more- I used to- I did the math wrong!
I should use the potion! I should use the potion! I should use the potion!
Okay. Simi- Simi? Simi saved? Okay, where are we? Don't fuck this up.
One. One. Okay, one.
0-2.
Okay.
It doesn't matter what I have to man up.
Okay.
Can you do this?
Okay, okay, okay.
Holy f**k, bro.
Yo, I almost just ruined my run, man.
That would have been crazy, bro.
Okay, we're gonna have to get out of here, man.
I almost just ruined my run man. That would have been crazy, bro.
Okay, one, two. This is two.
Let's kill the main guy right now. Kill the main guy.
Getting this guy low just kind of makes it safe though, right?
He's gonna kill himself to reflect.
Okay, should we do the main guy? I'm a good.
yeah guys guys not playing I'm not playing optimally right now wait you
could say that I'm not playing optimally
certainly not not optimal gameplay
pretty rare that I'm not playing optimally low this don't get a question
pretty rare stuff
I am planning ahead but there's like a limit right I got like a limit time I think I'm
planning ahead because I'm free can I just kill her now I can just kill her now yeah
19 6 15 I'm not a mathematician bro I'm not a mathematician I just vibe chick that one
That was a vibe one.
That was a straight up vibes.
Eight bigger.
I need ramp.
Dude.
What am I gonna do, Shad?
I'm actually gonna lose if I don't get ramp.
Every time you play three attacks,
oh, I don't play three attacks ever.
Oh.
Okay, sixth damage, four damage,
but I play this every time.
Okay, don't start this.
Damn, I'm gonna have more RAM.
Oh fuck, bro.
Yeah.
This is my thing, right?
Dude, this chaos thing.
Dude, this mixing thing is crazy, bro.
Hey, fuck with that.
Seven times two.
Doing the mass right now shit.
Doing the mass.
Doing the mass.
Top's two, it's eight, it's 14, Chad's 14.
There's OSD kind of annoying he says.
I dream of this OSD.
Oh wow, so that's cool Chad, because we're going to leave this.
Oh I'm dead.
Yo, this guy's cooking me right now.
I think that...
Wait, this is the type I think damage, and that's what it is.
It's pointless.
I can drink that whenever I want.
oh my god bro oh he's buffing himself now and I can't even fucking do anything
it's pointless reflecting alright it's literally pointless
Okay, well, I'm sure we're gonna lose him again here, but nothing good.
Pass.
Bro, B guy is my heart counter as well.
Oh, this is so fucked.
This is so fucked.
Okay, at least they deep up him, dude.
We deep him out the wise of it.
Zero times seven.
I don't know how the fuck that works, but I like it.
I think we just burn them to get the upgrades.
Days, I keep in days because it's unplayable and it's ethereal.
So I get you retarded, right? You don't understand basic game mechanics.
But like, that's cool.
I'm gonna finesse, I think.
I think death rate costs a lot, right?
44.
What if I draw the debuff though?
Oh, he's dead.
He's dead.
G'daydo!
I don't know why I pressed that at the end. I just like to delete my materials.
So many of you are still be many of you as I'll be guys. I'm not trying to be mean this time you play a parish combat against him a lot
Deal 300 for each grain whatever you spend or gain
The damage deals in an average of one of the streets dude. I'm actually ruined
What the fuck do I do chat
I
Big nine, huh? I littered in that Egypt was I littered in Eddie
Whatever
Hey man, just wondering why don't you just pick a card that does damage instead of skipping them all?
Oh
To
Dude I'm gonna skip. Oh, no, it's your mom's house later tonight, baby. Let's go
Yeah, there. Okay, I think I can get ahead, I'll do the
strike, we can just kill a guy with this. We can just kill this little bitch. We can
just kill this little bitch. We will just defend, defend.
Man, I've still got some juice, why not? Wow. Let's reflect next in.
Okay, I'm gonna break that maximum right now, no, no, good.
Kuma, you must judge that board. Yeah, this is what it is. I messed up my ascension.
Grinding is kind of like, I mean, it's just, they just didn't make the game more difficult,
bro. Like, it's, like, it's, because I'm too good at the video game, basically.
There's not enough challenge, which can be an issue.
And you're kind of just like, let's go, it's good, bro. Which is, it is what it is, right?
What do you know about it?
he did that so much like damage
fuck you one damage is fine, one damage is fine
nearly alive, you know what he's nearly alive or what are you talking about?
right uh...
you might like it
i think it's just two things i need for this deck to pop off
two things
and that is one ramping card and the one card that like deletes
Status effects if I have those two things is GG
They've got 10 life
The one there's not enough come on rep rep rep rep rep rep rep rep
deal five damage to a randomly times
If this technically ramps up five damage each time I use my card, which gives me shit
come on please please something something I can use something if you
create a guy to give us okay there's no no no bro what the fuck
Those are the origins of... no.
This one isn't bad.
Would I delete a cat from my dick?
Dude, alignment has been kind of a terrible play for me.
Not really.
The penis was this.
So, total damage retained.
No hands tied.
Dude, lich it, none of this is good.
The game of war is as I...
That's not what I'm looking for bro.
Game of Wars Plating.
Full Plating and Savage Combat.
And your turn, Game of Plating.
That could be nice for survivability, I think that's...
Yeah, that's good.
That's royal.
Okay, chat, I don't know man.
This might be GG.
We may have lost.
We may have lost it is where it is.
Two punch.
Hey, that's such a useful cut to get.
See if we can get the debuff first.
Icky.
Icky, ooh.
I'm doing things, not really.
Okay, give me a gun.
We are fine.
I'm not bored for me, champ. You can't make me. Can we have 4-plating? 1-plating is enough, right? 4-plating? Correct.
right
right from a lot of brain folks go planning good
this lot a lot like folks up folks up
get this bit the new games in chair
nice
we don't need that at all
that there was use my defense for my defense alike a special card that exhausts
You don't just use them. You want to have them in rotation?
Okay, once this is nice.
Uh, yuck.
Oh, yuck.
Oh, what the fuck?
No, dude.
Oh, dude, I'm getting cocks.
Thank God I picked that plating up. That plating is as you best.
I can, it can usually defend up now if I want to, Tim Lockhart.
We just get it out of the way, Chad.
We just get it out of the way.
Do we get the upgrade out of the way?
Let's just get it out of the way, fuck it.
I think I'm winning.
I've got Void full up now, right?
So I shouldn't lose.
I mean, it's 1-1, get one hit, gang 2.
Fuck!
Yes, I knew that!
Wait, how did I get energies now?
Does anyone know how I got energy?
I don't know how I got energy, but I'm the man.
I don't know how I even did that, but I will allow it.
I will allow it.
You'll get ass, I'm not gonna get fucked up, I'm not gonna kill him.
Wasn't close, bro, wasn't close.
All enemies lose significant strength this turn.
Uh, we're just gonna have to drop.
415 would be kind of insane for the boss, right?
I
Come on for a place place dude, what?
As a guy's in the sun I three I literally haven't lost a single what even talk to that, bro. I haven't lost a single game and
Alright, where are we guys? Where are we?
Um, log in, ultimate destroyer 20 damage,
alignments, seems to be useless,
reflect seems to be useless.
I think we're just doing gathering light
because I'm spamming those fucking things,
but I'm- dude, upgrading seems kinda bad.
Maybe I- I could just not upgrade here yet.
I could not upgrade.
No, it's semantics, semantics, semantics.
It depends on where you go, I don't define that when I've got stuck in an infert loop
as a loss, it's simply a draw, it's a draw between me and the mobs.
I mean, that's a lot of block, right?
There could be a difference between when you're losing.
Georgia Gads, put one cap on your hand so I'll be bar.
Georgia Gads.
It costs nothing, and it doesn't even look so I draw two, and I get a draw, so there's
one draw.
That just increases my speed in which I play the game, right, and it lets me hit a bit of
gear.
Okay, I'm doing it.
Alright, there ain't no way I'm losing this little bitch.
Boy form.
Ooh.
Power.
Whenever you attack, Amy loses one strength this time.
I should want him to I want him to beat my ass from behind
but I wanted to beat my ass from behind
You know, we just let him hit me in the ass.
We'll smack the fucking guy in the front, I think.
I think I saved my defends, because we're gonna need those, right?
We're gonna need dudes.
Uh...
3...
And then...
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, baby!
Okay, Dying Star's gonna be so good here, boys.
I'm gonna use a ch- I'm gonna check. Choose one of three skill cards, and a hand. Play it free this turn.
That's worth it, right?
I can see them block at one rank over here.
I'm actually playing suboptimal.
I'm actually playing suboptimal.
I'm actually playing suboptimal.
Suboptimal.
It's very rare.
It's very rare that I make mistakes.
It's rare there and I make mistakes!
STAAAGE!
Get rare!
AHAHAHA!
It's very rare!
I- it's different!
FIGURED!
That I make mistakes!
30 man, that dog!
S-
He's fucking retailed all about that, bro.
Dude!
I'm winning, man!
I'm fucking winning!
Dude!
Dude!
Dude!
Dude!
Dude!
I'm fucking winning
Good at the game, man, and this is what it is. They didn't let you ramp hot enough awesome up, bro
free
free
Well
dude
If you let that fuck me up. It's just to fuck me up. Yeah, let's check this
There you are. That's better
This guy's about to fuck me up dude
I have a plate
Gg no
Gg no take it take it
man
Yeah, I'm as you did soon. I'm gonna see Dixon if I don't get some W's in right now you 40 damage care for
We don't want to reduce the damage at all
Wow, I got no damage man. I got no damage. It is what it is. Gonna get a light, get a light, in turn.
Yikes.
He's about to do some fucked up shit, isn't he? Well, what's about to happen, dude?
Okay, can we kill here? Can we kill?
It's just free now.
Bang. A lot of damage, a lot of damage.
Ah! We use it.
We did it. I don't even know why it's this right.
Do I use this? It's 2-1. What could I possibly do? Draw two cards.
The one at the top. Yes!
okay it's good I'm guys can I play them in this game hot a bro cuz like yeah
it's just too easy it's just too easy it is what it is it's too easy
Come on, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
There it is!
There it is, Chad!
Wait!
Is that what he done bitter?
Well, let me
you
you
you
you
you
Oh that one's, it's not very, it's all asses melted and it's not as cold and in effect
anymore.
Enchant over wards with Glam.
Wanna put the oses.
I think reward with Glam is good, bro.
All right, well what's the plan is good cuz then it's worth picking up yeah, I need I need it
And we do glass let's climb it up or climb it up, okay
So we have 130 GA was not very much we don't really care about fucking shops in so we're gonna avoid shopless to shops that way I
Can go to zero shop angle
We got one boss, two boss, two campfire, one boss, two boss, three boss, one boss.
You are the godgamed, ascend my brother, destroy this game.
I'm gonna want to upgrade those those cards that are like cracked, right? So I
think this this it's two campfires, this is two bosses but I really need anything
crazy and we'll just avoid the next shop
Bang, that's it right, that's it. What do you guys think about that? Doing it? Close
ones looking. Bro, what do you mean? I just put water on my face chat? Like what the hell?
I'm wet because I thought I was dunking my face in water, yeah. What about it? Oh, here
we go. Did we get the comment? I can delete anything I want. That's kind of pointless
It's such a terrible
It's sad very sad opener. It's a very sad opener
So I can really do
Okay, dying star, oh I came to the free bro, what the fuck, can we try and get it, where's
my shit at, one, okay, boy from one, okay GG, can you get the boy from off and GG, okay
so we just make sure we don't overspend?
Um, I get dying star, that's a little bitch ass, there's nothing wrong with that is it
yet, nothing wrong with doing a dying star, I don't see anything to issue with that,
I'm gonna be doing boy form anyway after this so GG
Wait, I'll do more damage to the reflect
My brain don't work good sometimes
My brain does not work good sometimes.
21, 21, 21, 21.
That guy was a big failure by the way.
I did not need it.
Chumtackers has gifted a tier one sub to Maven's smelly feet.
They have given 69 gifted subs in chat.
Freak though, we're freaking.
OK, here we go, comment time.
It's comment time.
It's comment time.
Check us out boys.
Bang?
Bang.
Oooh.
Ooh.
Oooh.
Oooh.
That's pretty nice.
That's pretty...
You gotta admit that's pretty...
Oh, it just turned again GG.
49.
OK, we're cooking with that comment.
That comment is cooking.
Whoa.
You're cooking with that comment.
Oh, it's just toned again, GG.
49, okay, we're cooking with that Comet.
That Comet's cooking.
Why am I forging with the game, Chad?
Oh, Glam, Glam, we got Glam.
This isn't a good one, Glam.
At the start of your turn, 4-4.
Hey, that's a guaranteed ramp, right?
I won the game.
The 4-8 at the start of every turn.
That means I better not just beat any boss in the game.
Right if I get that all GG we just do bonus
Jills exam entry by wait jilson's image three times with a one
Now this is this is the garrick. That's okay. We have our ramp now GG. Okay. We got ramp now
We got to do is get a little bit of my ability and we call it a day
Oh, that's unlucky boy for us unlucky boy for
put the sub blade and you have it anywhere
kind of use this
okay don't want to take that much damage, it's too much damage to take
we can't avoid from it, yeah can we chair?
what have we got to have for planning?
I think we're going to do a furnace and two defends.
There's this fucking crease, I'll just do it.
Yeah.
Okay, that's the 8.
Look at this.
The Stadia turn forged 8.
Oh my god, dude.
Oh my god.
Wait, what's that shit?
31 damage already, bro.
Already.
Okay, dying style of shit.
Dead ass.
Oh my god.
That's so strong.
Dude, dying style of shit.
Dead ass.
Oh my god.
That's so strong.
Dude, dying style of shit.
Dead ass.
Dead ass.
Dead ass.
Dead ass.
Dead ass.
Dead ass.
Dude, Dynastar is so strong!
I have three flooding, he's doing three damage.
Wait, do I just kill this guy?
Do I just kill this guy?
Ah, looking good boys, not gonna lie, looking good, looking nice.
Okay, let's see what we get.
Blued it.
I'm praying not to work good, praying not to work good, praying not to work good.
What the fuck that ass is happening right now?
What just happened?
Let's see if I'm sure.
Okay, 14.
14...
Bro, me with that boy form, I'm basically cloaked.
I just can't. Dude, my ordering is crazy good.
Okay, it's zero cost, very nice, but it still ends my turn, so I can't just use it, chap.
So I was gonna kill once the worst, 16 damage, sometimes 14 is a 6 thing.
Out.
Okay.
Come on, big, big, big.
Okay, these are all at Blitishad.
Everything has Blit here.
The next time you play Fireman cards in one turn, draw one card, start studying the next
turn.
give me the most insane draw in the universe.
I think last dream plus.
Photon cat, draw two cats.
That's also insane draw, put one cat on top of your...
Let me put one count from your hand until you draw a pile where you play one.
I literally think- Dude I win!
If I survive I win!
Do you understand how that works?
If I survive I win!
Because I have infinite ramp!
Ramp wrote?
YOOOOOO it's a good one!
That's a good one!
That's a good one!
that's a free win dude that's a free win that's a free win zero path boy form as well by the
way what's up okay let's just fuck it
I'm just winning I'm winning I'm winning because you're over I'm winning
okay what what what what what what is dying stabber reflect oh my god oh my god I don't
even need to look I already know that I'm winning oh wait what at least I'm not doing
Come on H you see those cards, bro
Yeah, I don't take any damage if I do this anyway, so
23
Yo, I really have to use this.
I don't need it, maybe it doesn't.
Dude, these guys are countering me! Help!
That's fine though, am I forcing?
I'm not even forcing yet bro, I'm not forcing!
I'm not forcing!
I should have commented so bad.
I should have commented.
Yo, I'm dead. I'm dead.
Did I just lose?
Come on, please, please, please, please.
Please, please, please.
Please, five more cards.
Do-do-do-do.
Start your card.
Start your card.
Create any card you want, friends.
What the fuck is this?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, Chad.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Drink everything.
What's the highest damage charge?
18 damage.
A lot more weak.
Just kill him. Just kill him.
Oh dude, I'm about to get ass fucked.
Oh my cock!
Oh my cock! All because I fucked up the comet bro!
Okay, do not fuck up the comet. Okay, dying star.
Just cat-absorbs this.
Thanks.
Okay.
We kill him right now, we kill him right now, I can stop, I'm dead, fucking hell bro, fucking
hell I almost fucking threw dude.
Okay, wait, this is infinite shit choose two cards from your pile
See this is the issue I would like this card right wait do I have to
let me think check this gets rid of status cards right thing is I could just not use
charge though right no dude there's never gonna be four status cards smell fuck that
it's not gonna be four status cards it's never gonna be there's not gonna be I'm not gonna
4 status cards work what's probably bosses 2 status cards
huh add a decay to your deck and chant a card that exhausts with soul's power
soul's power this card loses exhaust
unbelievable then you return this is in your hand take two damage
Yo, what? You telling me I could get rid of Exhaust?
I'm big bang.
Oh my god bro, we're coming up right at forge.
What's that?
That means I win the game that much faster?
No, that doesn't mean I do a ton more damage.
Let me see.
Wait, I win the game.
see pretty much it means that when the like once I've cast bonus it's GG I think
ramp is better than instant damage right because this is like guarantees I
won the game where the fuck is your hairline it guarantees I won the game
Okay, now we'll cook it.
What is the 12-bit of that, bro?
What about the ones I'll take it?
Hmm.
Dude, alignment is such...
I cannot believe I did alignment.
Alignment was so bad, bro.
Alignment was terrible.
Alignment was terrible.
Um...
Coma is, what, 10 damage?
This is legit 10 damage, bro. 33... well, it's 11 damage, I suppose, actually.
I could just rest, bro.
I think I just rest. I'm resting. That's my best chance at winning, right? I'm resting.
It's kind of pussy, but that's just what it is.
The L5 damage run card.
That's not bad bloat is it?
That's good bloat.
That's like, that helps me sustain against the status card instead of coming to HB.
Every three turns a gain, a chance, up to three cards with this gain three block.
I
Lookal steroids when you guys gonna my steroids
You do my steroids
Yo, yeah
That's like I knew I was like wait what I remember I really want to do something really bad here. I don't remember what it is
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go.
Yeah, good, good, good.
DUDE!
Yes!
Finally!
Okay!
Now that Autumn is-
Okay, okay, that's good.
That's good, that's good, that's good.
Ice cream is really good.
Okay, so that means I can actually utilize that extra card bullshit.
100 team G.
We have the boss, right?
We have the boss.
Big bang is dead, what? Do I force fly for my big bang by the way?
Take 6 damage. Huh?
What the fuck does galvanize mean?
Power's a galvanize.
Yo bitch has stuff, fuck?
fucking stew that to me. You do that to me, bro. One, oh, it's so GG, bro. It's so GG,
So did he.
He's done.
He's just cooked.
And that would be better.
I can consider my shit between stuff.
I'll have it with those.
Let me see. He's not doing anything. He's not doing anything. He's not doing anything, but I just kind of want to get rid of this to get the upgrade, right?
I just want to get this upgraded.
Don't question it.
Do not question it.
The answer is yes, I am retarded.
Dude, you've been dead assing me right now.
You be dead ass of me right now
To actually use the fans whatever
Replay
Teal 3 damage to enemies for each star game this time, nah
team block replay one nah it's funny even with glitter it's not worth it okay
let's focus up here chat this field these guys can kill me if I fucking suck
big dick I got a game of blossom opener
Okay, wait, am I dying star?
If we gamma blast, let me see it.
Wait, this guy cooks me something out, right?
This guy does something.
I remember this guy does something really bad.
I don't remember what it is.
He makes it real bad.
I want to gamma blast him into a dying star, into a void form.
I'm just planning if I got 4 Platting.
4-14.
Nah, it's not going to work as I mentioned.
It's not going to work.
I just got to defend it is what it is.
That's real bad I killed this guy.
0-3.
We take it, right?
We take the head.
Alright, I don't even take the head, there's no damage, we play from him.
Okay.
What does he do?
He's something real bad.
Wild Spinner Knights are alive, all cats are ethereal.
Yeah, that's what's bad, bro, that's what's bad.
Wait, he can't delete myself or Blight, right?
That's not possible.
He finishes one.
I
Reach out I should max it
What is good brother I was good wait
Fuck, that's gotta be a turn for us.
First time in a fight, each combat.
No, you can't delete it.
You can't delete it, bro.
You can, bro.
Okay, fuck this guy, bro.
Fuck that guy, good ass.
Okay, GG.
Actually playing suboptimal!
Ha!
I'm actually playing suboptimal!
I'm actually playing suboptimal!
it's very rare it's very rare that I make mistakes no it's rare that I make mistakes
It's very rare I it's different. Oh, I make mistakes
I'm dying. Oh my god. It's so funny, bro
It's so funny, bro
it's so funny bro k-56 damage y'all get this kill that little bitch in the bag
you ready wait is this too much 21 28 can we just finish him with somebody else yeah
I'm going to call the next guy in the burgies.
Okay, clean dude, clean. This little bitch is going to kill himself. He's going to reflect too much.
It's going to be 30 damage, but I'm going to reflect the best.
Hi, she's just going to dive me, so you do 68 damage. Holy f-
It's game over.
Whenever you have no cards in your hand during your turn, draw a card.
Oh, you have no cards in your hand during your turn.
No, that's fucking overpowering!
Holy shit!
They're like the enemies to all enemies.
New career to kind of block that.
Watch 13.
Wait.
Watch 13.
Next turn, game start.
Reclaim 1.
That's kind of insane, bro
Astral pulse got it's gonna hot but
I
Don't need this much forage
Nah
Right nah nah
This is like it looks really good right because I would use it and then it would give me two power back
Let me get I use one I get two back
It's well
once it's the glitter on the west once per combat bro
I did literally was once per combat spinning top does go hard though yeah I
have ice cream skinny top it's kind of like anti synergy because I can just use
Oh my shit every single time right?
It's free, it's free. It's not free. It dilutes my cap. It makes it harder to get armor and shit.
Like, you guys just disagree guys. We can agree to disagree.
Okay, alignment now becomes like even more potent actually because I can draw unlimited cards.
So alignment actually becomes potent as fuck. It becomes very strong.
I think alignment is actually worth the effort.
Okay, let's do this. No mistakes. Okay, we got the woman.
We got full life. Let's see if we can open our shoes.
This is legit pretty cool.
Okay.
Boop-boop-boop-boop!
Boop-boop-boop-boop!
Poo de ba ba ba ba! Poo de ba! Poo de ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba!
How is the brain frogs today after ice bathing love the streams mean sure
Okay, what does this work? I can only use one bound card.
I haven't got my shit up yet. We need to try and get... oh my god.
It's going to do 80 damage.
I think they need furnace.
Alright, am I gonna take damage?
I'm not gonna take damage.
damage. I can just watch for no reason. I can just stream that as well. Just get it
otherwise when I can get something out. I have ice cream so I can just drag this regardless
as well. If that can save energy anyway. Just do that. Why not?
Okay.
Boy form three.
Okay, let's see. Yeah, one, twelve.
Okay, it's gonna be a boy. We have to use boy form, right? We just get it. We are gonna take some damage yet, but it's with a boy form.
Wait.
Yeah, I'm gonna take some damage.
Here's what it is.
We get the Void Form up as GG.
That's Unlucky Void Form, but
I could try and grade a bit of Void Form,
but no, it's stupid.
If sooner we get Void Form up,
the sooner we start popping off and killing dudes.
Here's what it is.
I better take any damage anyway, dude.
Like, I damage who cares.
Who cares, yeah.
oh yeah what's over bro it's over I'm sorry to say boys it's over it's over
GG noobs
you're doing six damage you're doing six fucking damage dude I've got guys you
know why it's over right I have four I have funus at 12 right which means I'm
suffering bleeding ramping so crazy right now and now boy forms up and I'm
not dead it's legitimately over it's legitimate it's done she's done
if I lose this I have retardation
Come on, it's obviously the one I used right wait
Is it?
Try one card
TESAPANIA
This is obviously a play right?
to miniskree this is obviously the play where I'm gonna take a ton of damage
though
actually don't take a ton of damage no you know what fuck it
it's currently about didn't big bangers now but it's worth it I think to mitigate
damage to make you take damage just kind of branch dude spinning top is getting
It's useless business fucking boss man
Okay, seven blade okay, I have to serve blade right 58 two times. Yeah, she's the biggest kill this thing right now 12 times 3g
Yeah, 80 seven times two times nice, okay, I feel the boss now right
Yeah
There's no point pulling. Why would I why would I fooling star a guy who's getting killed two times over chat?
I think about that. Are you stupid? Oh
Bro might just die. What do you guys reckon?
No, she lives wait wait, right unless
I miss is this enough to kill it
I'm not a mathematician yet. I'm not a mathematician. She may kill herself.
25. No, I'm done. Plus.
Sure.
19 damage. This is nothing. This isn't a relevant amount of damage, dude.
Let's see. Do I just want to get... I mean, I don't have to grab that.
I have impenetrable
Whatever it comes you did come on come on. Where you at come on where you at there it is
days. GG to 133 damage twice, Jack. 260 damage. Oh, every attempt. I win. Guys, this game
great, but they need to make it harder. They need to make it harder. It takes, dude, it
takes too long. It takes too long to get, like, dude, they need to make it harder. They need
to make, like, A3 should be the default difficulty. Maybe A4, A5 should be the default difficulty.
And then it should go up another 10. Straight up. The loud fall returns. I am neither loud
nor a fool. Face me!
Hey guys I can't be stopped that is what it is ah guys let's let the spy what a good
game if you haven't played it definitely I would suggest trying it what a game boys
This is another placeholder. Okay, the game is literally not finished. I guess I'm lucky
shit that's another guy. Okay, okay, I'm looking done. I'm looking done. I'm looking done.
Shit, my win rate is 100%. Every run I attempt I win. That's what my win rate is. It's literally
100%. I literally can't lose. What are you talking about, Chad? You guys are coping like,
Oh, the next is engine he's gonna struggle for sure guys. Oh, it's the next extension. He's gonna struggle guys. Oh, it's the next one
Yeah, he didn't get the this every game that I play with an infinite sliding scale
You all say just like whatever the next thing is that I haven't done is when I actually get hard and but actually I'm on the tutorial island
Right, that's what let's not get it towards it guys
We fucking thoroughly thrashed that game. Wait, how can I see steam achievements chat?
Slay the Spire to where we got him. How do you do this? Just go to the store page, discussions,
guys, support. I don't know how to get the achievements yet. I don't know how to get to this.
Where did we get to this? When does Pleadstead the Spire sign in? Wait, am I not signed in?
I'm gonna get it other out there. I know humans. Oh, wow. There you go
Show you can paint even the game. Yeah
Let's do the access no humans. No, I was gonna look at achievements to see like
Like how many people that even achieve where is that row because it would have been like how many anyone
Hey, I
I'm I'm happy to put that to bitch yet. I was you I played to the spot the majority change them when we to play today
I played it anyway. We absolutely fucking destroyed. We absolutely farms
Tomorrow do game do game
Do game I guys yes, yes, absolutely annihilated. Okay, absolutely. I let it oh
Oh, it's PO even revealed a murder
Don't call him slash home
21 hours 56 minutes and
Five seconds start the time of her. I will get the time. I will get the time of going the time. I will be started
I'm being dead ass right now part of a salt to calm slash home
That's what I call music baby
Guys this may be the second largest announcement
that has ever been made for by the XL. You do not want to miss this one tomorrow.
Point five is the longest time between a patch ever and they've been teasing it longer than ever
and it's been more than six months. This is going to be the most insane announcement. The
sad thing is we're not going to have to play the game for like a month after this but the
The announcement is going to be nuts. I'm expecting nothing less than entire endgame rework.
Complete reinvention of Path of Exile 2. Multiple classes. Every melee skill in the game added
in.
Legitimately tomorrow is going to be fucking
Crazy
That's tomorrow
Regards boys and tell next time
Piece of fuck out. Have a good one. Slay the spy is good
Bro slay the spy is fucking this
Log in to slay the spy to I get card games can be a little bit. I mean, you know, do you know what?
But it's I'm I kind of like it's the fuck the peak fun is going through and unlocking the Harris at the start
And then this engines are like a definitely I was fatiguing it was a little bit for taking it towards the end
It was fun, but like, you know fuck bro. It's starting a little bit for taking it was the end of this engines
I can't yeah, I mean SCS to crack
Every second I played it. I wasn't doing it. I could happily play it. I could happily progress
through ascensions
i think i have to, actually you progress ascensions like if you do four and one guy you should do four and the other guy
because then i can at least switch heroes or something you know that should i don't know that should be a change
change my mind bro
change my fucking mind
like why the fuck are you gonna send each guy
like cause what the fuck i'm like i'm like that's the idea of going back and re-ascending on another character is like
fucking pfft
i ain't got any time with that shit man
maybe don't take two aspect of run
Isn't that the fun part though?
I don't know about you dude, but for me when I play a game like that, I have the most fun,
like theorizing like what build am I going to go?
What kind do I want to pick?
Why do I want to pick that kind?
Is this going to be good in the dick?
Now obviously if you're a medicuck, bitch Andy, right, that you probably are, you probably
already have a preformed dick in your mind that you're already going to play 100% and
you're just going to do the exact dick and it's just brain dead and you don't have to
think about anything so you get a speedrun through yeah well that's not
me every single game I don't have you noticed every single game I was a
complete different build and I was raw dogging it off the top of my dome blind
just yeah okay and that's and that's the best way to play and I like to be slow
and methodical I like to be slow methodical I enjoyed it it is what it is
brought do raw dog in a blind baby play a stone I brought I would like maybe I
Dude, I will play us on it. Give me like another five years and we'll be on my preparing arc
And well, you know, we'll do some earthstone streams. All right, boys
Down next time he has awakened piece of that guy. I'll go and I will see you tomorrow boys
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