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05-12-2026 · 6h 54m
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Scuba is love, Scuba is life, Scuba if you agree.
the fuck is this? Is that, is that like a new peoe guy or is that some AI slot version
of myself? I don't know what that is. I don't know. Is that some, is that some new peoe
me guy? What the hell is that?
Like one, have you ever heard of the Goomba Fallacy?
Not asking for any particular reason, smile.
I'm gonna get out of my channel doesn't much better to be honest.
I'm gonna get out of my channel doesn't like what is that hand bro?
What is that hand?
It's not even like attached to my arm, it's the wrong one, it's, that's my left hand.
That's my left hand.
Maybe if it came from the right hand, maybe, Gary, Gary, it's the left hand and it's coming
from my right arm.
Quinn likes femboys and catboys, two and buh, and a little meow.
Yeah.
I
This video you'll know which party
All right, we got some shit
After eight years, Turtle Wow releases community tribute and farewell.
was it clearly employed these guys just let the employee in the style we have to do classic
wow that they're employing turtle wow guys to fucking make what class wow classic plus
that's what's going on chat let's watch it like what do you got here
On April the 18th, 2026, Turtle Wow, a custom content, classic wow private server, announced
that it will be shutting down after 8 years of operation.
Turtle Wow, Turtle Wow, Turtle Wow, Turtle Wow, Turtle Wow, Turtle Wow, Turtle Wow, a
classic plus private server.
That's the classic wow I think the players deserve.
Turtle Wow, honestly, it might be one of the best versions of wow ever made.
Is they've set a standard when it comes to Classic Plus?
Are they? Do you think they, Blizzard, are just gonna remake...
Wow, Classic? Do you think Classic Plus is just gonna be...
TurtleWow 1.5?
Or TurtleWow default with War Tokens?
I mean, the thing is, if they just make it 1-1, clearly people think this TurtleWow should be good, so then that's good.
I don't know they would right because they've been working on Classic Plus before they acquired Turtle Wow guys
right
So they basically they sent a cease and desist these guys and then they hired their main guys
Yeah, that's basically non. They haven't been explicitly said, but that's what's being implied repeatedly
So I don't think they would just abandon whatever shit. They had done and you're like let's just do Turtle Wow Turtle Wow
one-to-one I
think what you would see is like
Whatever they've got currently and then you know combine it with the ideas and stuff that people like that a total well
What was it island? That's what they did to in this Star Wars guys as well
Well, and that kind of content
I do think whoever is behind the turtle out team is pretty brilliant so many tiny things
Added throughout the world world of Warcraft particularly the classic version is like a plant that needs to be watered with
Genuine passion I think vanilla class those I must admit the tidal well guys are kind of obnoxious
Am I am I crazy?
The tidal well guys kind of obnoxious like I've never actually seen tidal well gameplay till now
But I've heard about tidal well cuz like there's a thousand people who told me that they played tidal well
Like I mean how do you know if someone plays tidal well, bro?
They will tell you that sounds so respond better hands. They're basically vegans
The modding community with private server community, those for other nonagents, passion.
And the community from that server has proven their love and dedication for such a project.
They've already announced their closure on May 14th.
I didn't even get to explore Moon Whisperers.
Kerl Wow is being commanded to shut down all operations.
to the game's not dead guys for real
What's that? What's that?
Now they hide these guys. They're not confirming or denying it.
They're hiring these guys.
For sure.
They're hiring these guys for sure. Now
Now, tell me the wrong, Blizzard managed to suck the soul out of anything, so the way
it works is this, look at Classic WoW, Blizzard have already sucked the soul out of it, they've
got WoW tokens added into it, it's ruined, they're into Classic WoW, they've ruined
it already, they're not going to twist it, it's already coked.
But who knows, maybe that first few months of Classic Plus will be magical, right?
that first like six months to one year period will be um you know Matt magic
that is not me bro that's some fat guy from Ukraine okay it's not me so you
got six months a year of at least something before was it kill it by
adding fucking dog shit monetization etc so you get you know that's good
This place is called...
It's called like November. How many months is that?
This is called Bozer.
Used in vintage clothing. It's a great name.
And that sweat is this Thunder Boobs.
Unitry unveils the GD01 man transformable Mecca.
So what the hell? $650,000 worth first ready man Mecca.
It can transform into a civilian vehicle, waste partner KG.
What's new inside? Please different. Wow.
What the hell is that, Tabugga?
It's the limbs.
You don't know what your limb to come out?
How much leg room is there, boys?
I need to work on this cab.
Damn, look at this guy though.
Holy, look at this guy.
Damn.
Damn, I need the giga-shade music.
I'm the one who's gonna stand.
I did this.
Dude, give me this helmet.
I can see it somewhere.
What is that?
Oh, okay.
69 years.
Cockers.
Okay.
If he does that, what do you think?
You just lying down with your legs up, you just lying down with your legs up.
That doesn't look very dexterous, does it?
It's quite pneumatic.
Like, if you feel like you wouldn't want to, that's, bro, just mounting this thing.
Think about this.
Right?
you've pressed the like the pause button on the like the automatic walking in
shit you think you've pressed like this like that you know and then you fucking
climbing up his leg and then it decides to go thong and then your leg gets stuck
in between this arm and the cage oh my god smush say goodbye to your limb it
just decides to transform and it's fucking arm flips up bend you backwards
bro oh dude it stands on your foot holy it stands on your foot that's 500 kg
divide by four oh then again it's walking the two of his feet are up so
then it's 250 kg per foot so as you stand your foot it's gonna be 250 kg of
weight right that's still it's gonna be pretty bad I don't know does that how
That's probably going to break up on
or two, right?
Well, when I'm going to cover it,
I have your legs.
Honestly, that bad.
I don't even try it before.
I actually watched the thing on the
Yesterday the video the chatter is linking in chair right now. I've watched this one here and apparently uni tree has got like some weird fucking
Malware backdoor thing. It's not in like the kernel. It's not in that you can't like look at the cup
It's some some weird shit where it like sends you information
And it tries to obscure it via like advanced methods and a lot of technology to China
So, yeah, it's basically like you buy one of those and then China's just like getting
a good show.
It's getting all day to broach your juniors.
Like he tried to put in some, he tried to just like connect it to a bespoke router to
monitor the traffic and it knew that he was using a bespoke router.
So then it turned it off.
So he had to like connect it to a normal normie router and then from that router funnel that
through some raspberry pie bullshit and then get the traffic and it was like
doing some multi-pronged handshake to China bro gg noobs you're cooked you're
China's China's fucking going to war with a soon game boys
and beavis attack oh my god what the hell when beavis attack oh my god I'm
scared that's scary bro what the fuck
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Oh he's passed, oh he's passed.
Yo, wait when she's at 10 but you're chopped.
What yeah, what's this? I don't know what that is. I don't know. No, no, I'm not gonna click this
I'm not gonna click this. What does that mean dude? I'm getting click-bedded. I'm getting click-bed. No
I don't think I can do this anymore
Why not
You're too attractive
What?
I said you're too attractive.
You're breaking up with me because I'm too attractive?
Yeah.
And we both know that I'm...
You're what, Marguess?
Mid?
You're mid?
Don't go as far as saying that I'm chopped.
Marguess, you are not chopped.
What is chopped?
What is chopped?
Chopped is like...
Wait, I'm chopped?
Chopped well, I am not chopped. I don't know what chopped it. They might try unless I am chopped
Man, I did mug people wait. Is it mean if you're not mug? It's basically if you're losing it
Oh mogul then you're then you're chopped. That's what it is. I'm what I'm a literal or mogul king
That means I'm that means I'm not chopped
I said I'm mid not chopped but next to you like if this is gonna be a thing people might start to see me as shop
You see what I'm saying? Okay, even if that were true. You're too attractive. How does that have anything to do with me being too?
I'm not gonna date you. You're too attractive.
What don't you get? I'm speaking English, aren't I?
Can you please explain?
It means I don't want the headache.
What headache?
Guys hitting on you all the time.
What guy?
The married guys at the grocery store.
At the grocery store?
Being like, you're running my wife.
Nobody's ever told me. I remind them of their wife.
My older brother liking pictures on your Instagram. It's just a lot.
Okay, this sounds like a personal issue.
It is a personal issue. I just told you that. You're a 10. I'm mid.
What don't you get? This is gonna suck.
You look like a toddler right now.
Don't you get me started about my personal hygiene?
What about personal hygiene?
I got shower, I got shave twice a day.
You want for bittiest to look presentable.
I'm kind of already stressing out that I haven't gotten my neck trim this week.
Like are you looking at it or are you not?
Your neck hair looks fine.
I'm sweating right now just having this conversation with you.
You fishing for compliments?
It's just too much.
You're that sensitive?
I'm not being sensitive, I'm being honest.
Okay then if we're being honest it doesn't make me feel great that you only talk about me in terms of my looks.
I bet, I bet it doesn't feel great.
Because you are an incredible human being but like it's not about that right now.
I imagine it's a very tough life for you to live as a 10.
I do, and I empathize with that, and I get that.
But think about someone other than yourself for a second.
OK, now you're starting to sound like a jerk,
and you need to knock it off.
It's not a conversation.
I'm not doing it.
You're too attractive.
Sorry.
Bye-bye.
Marcus, for five seconds, will you please just?
What are you doing?
You're too attractive, but body's having an adverse reaction.
This is so pathetic.
You have got to be kidding me.
How long are you going to continue this bit,
because it's not funny anymore,
and it was never funny to begin with.
Oh, you see why this can't go on?
Okay, are you good, Marcus?
Here's the deal, sis.
I'm starting to think I want to date someone chopped.
Someone chopped?
Someone chopped, like I could just stop sweating,
eat dinner, we could order multiple dishes
and serve it to any kind of judge.
I could skip the gym and I'm not going to be terrified
that you know it's over between us, someone chopped.
Oh, me too, Dad.
I'll date someone chopped.
No.
As long as they're secure with themselves.
No, you don't want someone chopped.
You want a baddie.
I mean, oh baddie, yeah, like he's on like a perfect sack of peptides
And like he wears a fanny pack and no one's gonna tell him not to wear it because I could actually looks kind of good
He pulls it off and he works from home not because it's work policy
But because ain't nobody gonna tell him no when he's that handsome that's literally me except I don't do peptides
And I don't need a funny pack
But that's I'm a baddie go get ass five. That's for you. This is the first time I've been broken up with over
Literally nothing you should have thought about that before you were literally perfect in every way
Thank you and good luck
How do I tell my how do I tell my fucking thing to not never show me that again no
Oh
To be fair it's a good thing. I'm not gonna run his ratio
Actually, this is an engagement energy buffs this video. I'm just doing this cuz I algorithmically don't want to get that again
Okay
That's what it is
I'm just gonna do that. Okay. I'm just gonna do this. All right
That's just cuz I don't want it again because it's kuma bait. I'll be real the only reason I click that is cuz Teddy's
It's so much going on. You cannot he cannot even a little break
Look at him, bro. He's sweating right now
Like double this big
There's a hot hero dude that landing that iris difficult man, let me let me let me that iris difficult
Our our our
The despair and devilish voice he is like pleading
devilish is like pleading please
Please
Oh dead ass he did that he should have at the ground he shouted at the ground he should
That guy got no idea what's going on, did he play before?
I've never done that. That's fake news media. Jesus Christ.
Do you know what's fucked up? It's like I'm actually fucking 10 or 10 when it comes to
League of legends like I'm master level diamond top tier top rank now. I'm just kidding. I've just
the issue is stream top is
so
That's the issue
So now if you put me in an environment with no streams that was I'm going to absolutely dominate. That's just a fact
I'm going to absolutely dominate
Dead ass
dead ass
Yep
Absolutely, absolutely, guys. I will absolutely fucking destroy.
You probably fall into one of these four body types, but have you ever wondered why
and how to actually change it? To find out, I brought in men and women of completely different
body types, measured their exact muscle and fat levels, and even used the world's most accurate
metabolism. A thousand dollars, yes. To find out how many calories they actually burn and eat.
You actually eat in calories per day.
Oh my goodness.
How many?
In calories per day.
By the end of this video, you'll know which body type you fall under, why your body works
the way it does.
I would think that I have a slow metabolism.
And the simple training and diet approach it needs to actually see progress.
I'm so jealous.
This is Aaron.
He is very lean.
At just 13% body fat.
The fatter you are, the faster your metabolism is.
That's how it works.
The fat, the more fat and the more muscle you have, the more your metabolism meets.
It's just more tissue just sustained.
Yep, it's facts. Facts.
What? This total muscle mass is the world.
The people with the fastest of cellos in the world are the fattest motherfuckers out there.
There's people out there with like, they require 7,500 calories a day just to maintain weight.
Now they are like 620 pounds, 700 pounds and shit.
But this is just a fact
This is the fact that the other guys see this they're resting it's it's
It's the opposite of a retard by the way
It's the opposite. It's the opposite. What is average?
meat a
Bullism for someone is 650 pounds
Okay
Okay, like Larry's okay shut the fuck up AI bro shut the fuck up AI bro
Where are we totally energy expenditure three that where we daily expenditure every single right 3800 per day
Totally daily plus expenditure 4500. Okay. Here we are. Yeah. Oh, you're dotted. Oh, you're dotted. This is ridiculous
This is ridiculous by the way
This is wrong
The fourth out there. What are you doing it fourth out? This is insane to be clear
Holy shit
Okay, my chest is telling me right now that as you increase your weight, your metabolism
slows down.
And I'm trying to explain to these guys that if you're 650 pounds, your resting metabolic
rate is insanely high because the amount of tissue that you have to support aka having a high metabolism
uh these these guys are saying it's the opposite so if you're 650 pounds
you're missing variable rate would be at like 1500 that that guy's fucking retarded
yeah can we just confirm he's retarded can we confirm he's retarded
That 1500 calorie RMR for a 650 pounder is complete donkey dick nonsense.
Bigger body equals way more tissue to keep alive, so you're resting metabolic rate fucking
skyrockets.
A normal dude might burn 1700 to 1800 at rest.
at Landwale, we're talking 300 to 4,000 plus calories just existing, not even hauling his
gut to the fridge. Muscle mass drives it most. But even the fat blob needs energy.
Okay, wait, who has the highest, okay, what, okay,
who's got a higher metabolic rate?
Okay, let me, let me, let me, let me, let me,
I wanna ask, someone who's 750 pounds, 750 pounds,
or a guy who is 75 kg, but he goes to the gym
every single day.
The 750 pound human landfill obliterates the Jimbrough
straight up using standard formulas.
That absolute unit is torching over 4,000 calories a day just existing.
Heart pumping sludge through 300 extra pounds of blubber.
Oregon's-
RETAAAAAAA!
RETAAAA!
IT'S THE OPPOSITE!
IT'S THE OPPOSITE!
SPOILER!
ALL THE FAT PEOPLE HAVE A FUCKING FASTER METEVILISON!
YOU FUCKIN' MORE!
THE FATTA YOU GET!
THE HIGHER YOUR RMI IS!
MORE ROUND!
It's why you see on these shows when people are like,
oh yeah, my day, I have a slow metabolism.
I'm fucking 500 pounds of 500
and I only eat 1,500 calories a day.
When in order to maintain that weight,
they need to be above 3,000 calories a day.
So the doctor can straight up say, you're lying.
You're lying because to keep the tissue alive,
to keep the tissue alive
energy is required a can you need to consume calories
so i'm glad that we've taught
i'm glad
that we've uh... fucking
just what a bunch of guys like guys just come just please
if you were that guy in chat
and find his name
if you were if you're sick is hearing this does not fit
insane solution to and you completely wrong you just got entirely wrong
You're confidently wrong.
Please just, no.
You're fucking right, Todd.
And shut the fuck up
if you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Average, would you say you're somebody who-
I was one guy, he was one guy, he was one guy.
Go check the blood.
Go check the blood.
Like, has a hard time sitting still?
Yeah, 100%.
Aaron falls into our first body type, the skinny physique.
This is a naturally lean, slender look,
characterized by a smaller frame, low muscle mass,
and less fullness in your shoulders, arms, and legs.
Personally, this is the body type I started with.
I played sports as a kid
and I felt like I could eat whatever I wanted
without gaining weight.
But when I started lifting the build muscle,
my body was slow to change.
And this is Maria, weighing in at just 97 pounds.
What is that?
97 to my body, 2.2.
What?
Huh?
Huh?
Wait, did I do my maths right?
Wait 44 times wait 2.2. It's it right? That's it 96. That's it. That's correct. They did the math's correct
Huh?
Bro my kid almost weighs as much as her
Her goal is to build strength mainly in my upper body like my arms. I feel are really weak
I want just to feel stronger in general
But because of their low muscle mass they both
Am I doing the mess right 30 divide by 2.2
13 kg dumbbells for two rips
Bro that guy is fucking
Lee this guy is so weak
Struggled when we tested this trip this guy's so wait these results were especially concerning
So your number came in at 5.09.
If this number is below 5.45,
the person is at risk for what's called sarcoge.
I could do, oh my god.
The shoulder elbow does it.
Do you know what?
I've just started working my shoulder out again,
even though it's completely fucked
and like it's protruding out of my shoulder.
And it hurts every day.
And I'm just doing shit anyway, bro.
I'm just doing shit anyway, dude.
I'm just doing shit anyway.
In here, which is, as you age.
I can do that so easily, bro.
You know you can't understand how powerful I am you really do chat I can I can do like 15 pull-ups raw dog
Easily you lose muscle who use Dexel also like I would I'm pretty sure I'm stronger than I want to say most of chat at this point
I would say most of chat. I'm just strong with you guys like actually just most of chat
But most of chat genuinely field a second concern her bow and by most I mean greater than like 51 point
You know 50 50 point zero one one one one, but still I'll take it
He is lower than 72% of others her age which puts her at a greater risk of fractures
Especially as she gets older I bring this up because while you can one my pub wasn't to ban retest like you bro
And be healthy and active across multiple body types there were different health risks
we found that seem to affect certain body types more than others.
These second guys are going to be piqued by the way.
The second guys are going to be like the guys who are just overskid like.
I'm borderline diabetic, says my doctor.
Even those who on the outside look fit and healthy.
I'll show you how to prevent each of these risks at the end when I explain the diet and
training plan I'd recommend for each body type.
But first let's get to our next body type.
Skinny is going to be, okay, skinny, slight increase in food and protein and go to the
You get sick in people, okay?
Skinny fat.
Now we close, this actually looks quite similar
to the skinny body type, but underneath it,
there's a softer physique carrying excess fat,
especially around the belly and love handles.
When I moved to California, it was like a flip.
Like I just started gaining weight.
And David's experience isn't unique.
Research shows that while your body weight
fluctuates up and down all the time,
the average person quietly gains
about one to two pounds every year.
And if you're not lifting weights
or not lifting properly, most of that extra weight
is stored as fat, which explains why the skinny fat body
type is so common, especially when you're younger.
But it doesn't just look one way.
You can be on the leaner end of skinny fat
like Dennis and Grace, or be carrying slightly more body
fat.
But what everyone in this group has in common
is below average muscle mass.
And we're calculating this using everyone's fat-free mass
index, which is a score that basically
he serves too much muscle to be skinny fat.
Skinny fat and nibbing exercises,
they just don't have rates really oh shit wait wait mate he's gonna have it
well who are you talking about here this guy Jack what is your lap it reveals
how jack you are you take your body I'm 30 it's totally mass which is just your
body weight minus how much fat you're getting and then you divide that by your
height squared now average fat for your mass for men is right around 18 while the
average score for women is just below 16 you may have noticed this breast issue
right you got the breasts two of our subjects in this group happened to be
identical twins, Paola and Paola. I'm curious, since you guys are twins,
genetically identical, do you have any theory as to why there's a slight
discrepancy in your body fat? Yeah, I mean it's not really a theory. I was
depressed and I gained a lot of weight. I was eating a lot of food and a lot of
takeout. Boneless wings, fried sushi, fried sushi. Yeah, I was having fried sushi.
and while she's saying the fries that you learned that's a big dog when i went to scotland
okay my wife ordered a fucking deep fried pizza and a deep fried mars bar okay what are you gonna
fry sushi like that's a bit fucking more dude yeah that ain't even like that unhealthy bro that
even that unhealthy holy shit dude I'm not gonna get her dad got me a fraud deep
fried pizza and it was the most disgusting thing I fucking ever ate it
was it was like oily crunchy pizza and then there was soggy pizza inside the
fried Pete it was fucking it was it I imagine getting pizza chuck it in
batter and deep frying it Scottish people love that shit I Scottish people
crazy. It was like I'm riding a passenger, I had to eat it. I was like, you better eat that boy.
I'm like, yeah, because I'm gonna eat that. And the next day, I got like five fucking pimples
from the amount of oils that I ate, because it was like the lowest quality, most oil possible.
Alula can point to a single event that caused her waking. Everyone I spoke with seemed to have
their own theories as to why they have their current body type. I would think that I have a slow
slow metabolism.
You know, Uber Eats going to restaurants.
Yeah, the metabolism is going to be one of the fastest.
I work in retail.
That comes like three to four times a week.
I'm on my feet pretty much the whole time.
But how many of them are actually-
To me, this guy actually looks pretty healthy.
I'm going to get asked that you're an astronaut.
This guy actually looks pretty damn healthy.
Correct.
So find out one month before filming, I had nine of our subjects complete a test that
not only reveals their actual metabolism, but also lets us predict-
He's got no visceral fat, right?
And he looks athletic.
Like he looks like he could run and shit.
listen you know like these chicks look unhealthy this guy looks unhealthy she
looks unhealthy he I mean pretty much everyone except these two she may I mean
dude her weight doesn't know I mean she doesn't look unhealthy right how much did
he weigh she didn't like her weight was scary exactly how many calories they've
actually been either most of the skinnier people could fix themselves with
one day a week in the gym says Rob there it is there's a catch none of ourselves
He was 45 KGs. No, he was not dead ass 45 KGs.
Dex, know what this test was for.
So they have no idea that I know their exact calories in and calories out for the past two weeks.
And I'm curious to find out how well each of our subjects know their own habits.
Are you serious?
You're what?
You're a fool.
Oh my god.
I will say there were a few surprises in the results we got back.
Damn, that's really eye-opening.
The people who are the fattest and the biggest are gonna be the highest metabolisms.
It's not even gonna be eye-opening at all.
And the skinniest people are gonna have the slowest metabolism.
Still have two more.
Well, actually you could, there is a bit of variance, right?
So you could, because I think if you have every disease possible,
it accounts for like, you have to have like a thyroid thing,
a fucking rare condition.
It stacks out to be like a 450 calorie loss to your metabolism.
I was like, which adds up though, wrong, but it's not.
There is going to be a bit of variance person to person,
but it all comes down to just mass.
It's just tissue.
It's just tissue.
Now, muscle tissue is a little bit more expensive,
that fat tissue is pretty damn close so just you can just look at your weight and just reliably
be like okay their metabolism is probably like this much.
I'm thinking about resting about it by like rate chat.
I'm not talking about your daily exercise because of course you could have like um you
know hardly any tissues you'd be skinny as fuck but you could actually burn 4000 calories
a day if you were just fucking running the whole day technically possible but we're
talking about RMR.
body types to cover, with the next one being the most common body type for gym bros, bulky.
This is Sahil, and he falls under a third body type, bulky.
Unlike the skinny fat group, this body type carries an above average amount of muscle,
which explains how Sahil easily jumped to the top of the leaderboard in our not so scientific
strength test, only to immediately have his record beat by Eric, whose fat premass index
was just two points shy of what most people consider the natural ceiling.
That's like pro bodybuilder high.
But while Sahil and Erich have above average levels of muscle mass, they also have slightly
above average levels of body fat, both in the high 20s, which hides a lot of their muscle
definition.
While bulky builds are more common in men, due to higher levels of testosterone, that
doesn't mean women can't fall into a similar category as well.
These are too easy.
Look at these guns.
We need a side angle of this, and you don't do curls.
No.
This is Melody, and her goal is to start slimming down, now that she's made great progress
after five years of weight training.
your body fabric
wait five years of waitering
five years of waitering
wait that's what you should do
five years of waitering i'm sorry dude
nah
nah, nah
that's five years of just maintaining doing the same thing
now there's no way
there's no way
there's no way
five years
to fight
starts looking down now that she's made
great progress after five
bro abby's guns are like
like you can see a huge bicep bulge coming out
um
she's doing weights way higher than this and she's been in the gym for like
four months
Now we gotta go on a failure on every fucking set
We got to go in a failure in every set, but I mean, dude, you're telling me five years
She should at least like it
Be doing more weight, right?
Like I'm so I'm sorry. This is like there's no way she's done like is it five years of Pilates?
Is it five years of Pilates
Showers
wait okay you think I want to go
come on docks every fucking game look at this these games it's loose games but
at least huge gains, at least huge gains, at least huge gains baby.
Defined muscles, defined muscles, actually to be fair they're actually bigger now, that
was like, that's two months ago.
They're actually much bigger now.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Dude that's my wise arms.
Are you talking shit about my wise arms right now?
Are you talking shit about my wise arms?
No, no, no, no.
Okay have you seen them at the gym?
I'm not taking part of the gym.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
OK.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to take a picture at the gym, you'll see.
Oh, are you married to XQC?
Bro, what are you talking about, bro?
What are you talking about, bro?
Oh, my god.
OK, I'm saying, for like four months in the gym,
significantly like more muscular looking, OK?
Fat versus five years.
Five years of weight training.
Plus functional strength-wise, these weights,
I mean, what are you talking about?
The fat percentage is 33.7%.
Oh.
What did you say like that?
Is that higher or lower?
I thought it would be higher.
And your muscle score, fat-free mass index is 18.5.
That is above average.
That actually puts you, there's like a ranking
and it puts you at like advanced gym user.
So cool.
Yes.
But the fat loss plan I'd build for Melody
It's a lot different from what it proposed for our final body type, which is categorized
by a significantly high level of body fat, over 30% for men and over 40% for women.
Your body weight is currently 323 pounds and-
Holy shit.
146 kgs.
Bro she is a butty unit.
She is a butty unit your body fat is fifty one percent
Wow, is it is that highly respected? I didn't know what it was gonna be, but that's how you get diabetes
That's up there. I really appreciate you even just being part of this video
The fact that you take your shirt off in front of everybody here like that's that takes a lot of courage and I appreciate that
Thank you, but the good news is despite
Now, do you know what as you know, do you know what I remember when I remember when I remember when I was like fucking
9 I felt like I had some I was like getting fat and I was like I want to take my shirt off
I don't have my shirt yet. You know what I can I think you that could maybe just persist through until adulthood, right?
They could just persist
Yeah
Don't scare stuff wasn't it
Maybe we just think
Let's get the pot of gray you go card
This is an icon.
Not working out.
Both AJ and Michelle actually have more muscle than most of our other subjects.
That makes sense, right?
They're kind of like, dude, I think you should try 40s.
So you actually have more muscle than every girl who's here today and most of the guys.
Which is crazy considering you do not work out.
I had to carry this body around.
Arm here version of over it is gonna be cray cray bro downside is all the extra weight
They are carrying can make staying active much harder. I had plenty of fashion
I mean she's she did I don't plan about she has right now Queen. I got a run out. Yo, let me tell you
Think about just going for a walk, right?
Except you have to carry around. Okay, so what is the normal weight like 100? It's like it's like 75 right times by
2.2 so it's like a hundred and five pounds. Okay minus 320
So imagine walking around and you have to carry a hundred fifty-five pounds every with you or
Or you have to carry around 70 kilograms
70
You'll imagine that
Bro, imagine having to do a fucking fireman's carry of another human being now, okay
It's actually easier because it's it's like obviously so close to center mass and it's like a very convenient not
encumbering amount of 70 kgs but still if you've carried a person you know just
how heavy that feels on your bones on your joints you know how different and
then just imagine walking up a hill you've got to walk up a hill you're
basically Vegeta she's basically Vegeta and the and they are inside the
chamber that increases the relative gravity and she's at like two X
gravity. Legit. It's like she's Vegeta and she is training in the gravity chamber. She's Samurai Jack.
You know when she trained with the monkeys? You know when Samurai Jack trained with the monkeys?
Samurai Jack like trained with a rock on his back and then he learned how to jump really high.
He said she's like Samurai Jack if Samurai Jack had diabetes.
for a long time. I was working in the culinary industry, so I was always on my feet and I
would have such bad plantar fasciitis that I couldn't stand or walk like after a shift.
Fortunately, each body type that we covered is going to come with its unique advantages
and challenges when it comes to building a trinium plant. And based on the visuals,
you might already be able to tell-
Bulkie's got the best physique for sure. Wait, okay. I'm gonna go for feet. Okay, let's
Let's go female physique, bulky, for dude physique, I'm going to go with skinny, skinny,
skinny, or maybe skinny for both, maybe skinny for both.
You know what, it's one of those things where your outfit you wear could definitely enhance,
right?
Impression thing in the middle that like pushes it all in it makes it look nice. Oh
Which body type you yeah, but if you want to figure it out through you really need you really need to go full naked
Like to be properly to properly, you know, they need to just strip down entirely for this video to a proper judgment
Beach and you can use this table here to figure it out
You just look at your body and your BMI. It's from a scientific perspective from a scientific
I'm just purely from a scientific perspective on aesthetics
Okay, that it totally subjective and shaped by culture and like the year that you live in and like everything
You know, whatever dude, which is your weight divided by your height square
Most people's goal is to build more muscle while losing their excess fat
And if you do this properly you'll land in what I call the athletic physique
Which is defined by an above average amount of muscle paired with low body fat
Usually below 18% body fat for guys and below 28% for women
But as you can tell, there's a pretty wide range of what athletic can look like depending on how much muscle you have.
It looks like they're on a character crater and they're just fucking with the sittings and they look all weird as hell.
They make some weird looking characters, bro.
Max and Bailey are both aspiring bodybuilders, whereas Ethan and Nicole are both incredibly lean,
but aren't actually carrying that much more muscle than some of our skinnier body types.
And while I will be diving into each body type step-by-step solution to build muscle moves fat,
Should mention the randomize button did we're already perfectly happy with where they're at to be honest
I'm pretty happy why I'm right now
Ideally like another five pounds. I don't guess physics lit
I'm gonna guess physics look wait. How much how much do you just 40?
Wait, I know I was like hey, hey, 30 830. I'm gonna give you this white one. Also would be nice pretty satisfied
When you're doing like heavy labor being lean really isn't very good. Yeah, it's like it's hard in the joints
You know mass moves mass, right? Yeah carrying a paddle it's 80 pounds
Well, if you want to be a hundred-fifty-pound person, you want to be a two-in-a-mile person, right?
Yeah.
So as long as you're eating a balanced diet and staying active, you don't have to look a certain way.
In our case, nearly everyone we spoke to wanted to improve their bodies in some way.
In the end, I'll be selecting one subject to personally work with on a year-long experiment
to completely transform their body.
Well, I want to find out how much each person's body type is determined by their activity level,
their diet or their natural genetics.
Where nobody knows who's watching this,
is that you two are actually sisters.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Tell me a little bit about what it's been like growing up.
Was there like a big lifestyle difference?
I can see it.
Yeah, I can see it.
Now he mentions that I can see the bone structure
of the face.
Yeah, it is like she's, yeah, I can see it.
Yeah, I can.
She bones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bro, Genetics, that whole Genetic meme is dead meme.
Like, you can, you can like, it's just, it's like a range,
usually of zero to a hundred difference.
It's nothing.
It's a difference between like, any two apples.
You can have extreme outliers,
which could be like, four hunch.
Okay, but it's Genetics, it's a complete meme.
Pete, the, dead ass, dead ass.
Our mom enrolled us in like, every sport was the same.
We played on the same team sometimes, same meals.
It's not like I made my own meals or anything.
We actually did everything quite the same.
My guess is there's this side of the family.
Our mom's side of the family.
It's very this fraud of farmer.
And then there's the other side.
This is copying.
Copy him.
Ahch.
Ahch.
Ahch.
Ahch.
Ahch.
My mom also has that there's a little bit of thin.
And my dad's side has a little bit of a thinner build.
And while bringing in siblings and even twins to learn from
interesting, I want to take this a step further. So, I had nine of our subjects complete what's
called the doubly labeled water test. This test has been used to study the metabolisms of astronauts
up at space, all the way to remote tribesmen living in Tanzania. And it works by first having
subjects drink the most expensive water in the world, because it contains an isotope. And once
that isotope makes it through your system and back out in the form of a urine sample, depending on
on how much that isotope has changed or broken down,
researchers can predict how many calories
your body burns at rest,
how many calories you burn through activity,
and even how many calories you actually eat.
All right, guys, so I have your lab results right here.
I want you to organize yourselves based on who you think
was eating the most calories versus the least calories.
And if you guys get this correct, you're each gonna-
Okay, I'm done right now.
Wait, I win something?
I get it right?
Okay, let's do it.
Paint.
Most case list carries wait who?
consumed
Wait consumed
Consumed
All right, this guy. That's just pretty simple this guy here
I'm gonna go this guy
Yeah, that this is correct. This is the answer oh
This is gonna be close this is gonna be this is gonna be close
There's gonna be close.
Do you know why he's taller?
He's got a lot of thigh muscle.
Yeah, nah, we'll keep him there.
We'll keep it there. We'll keep it there. Wrong.
Yeah, $100 cash.
Oh, shit.
Take some time, chat amongst yourselves,
and put yourself in the order.
I feel like you eat high because of, like, your sports.
Because you're a fighter, right?
I train, yeah.
And then we have to kind of think about Nash here, too.
Cause like, you know, generally speaking,
whoever eats the most calories would maybe have the most mass on them.
Yeah, we want to go most over there.
Sure. Yeah.
Yeah, well you're a lot taller too.
True.
I feel like I have to be here, right?
Okay, let's go.
I must admit, whenever he started speaking,
that is pretty severe, speech impediment.
Come on, sir.
Come on.
Okay, I think we stick with this, yeah.
You guys work kind of close, okay?
David if you switch with Sahil nah and you guys put Aaron last Aaron I want you
come over here you serious you're right you're right Aaron eats over 4,000
calories a day
Wait what? What? He must do so much exercise.
Oh check, this has got nothing to do with Arama by the way. By the way, this has got
nothing to do with Arama. This has got nothing to do with Arama. Guys, retards, retards.
This has got nothing to do with that.
Okay, I literally gave an example.
You could be the skinniest guy.
I didn't even see that guy.
And I said, you could technically go for a fucking run
for eight hours a day and you consume 4,000 calories.
I literally, go back and take the mod.
I literally even use that guy as the example.
Go check the mod.
Now, I'm going RMR.
I do, does he calculate the RMR here?
Maybe he does what I do
4,230 calories a day Aaron our skinny body type is literally eating a thousand calories more than AJ every day
Yes, see the arm out half as much the arm out here to Aaron's diet to my own
He was eating more calories than I would consume even on the most aggressive bulk. Do you think you're doing fuck?
Yo, what the fuck? I'm here gifted with like a super metabolite. No, no, no, no, no
He's just doing exercise. He's just doing exercise. Yeah. Um, I don't know. It's hard to say, but to be honest
I think especially my mom's side of the family
I'd say so but when I started asking Aaron about his deal
Nah, he just he'll just be walking for here. He probably does like 25,000 steps a day
He will do 25,000 tips a day. There is no there is no
Person in existence that has a magic
Metabolism that magically burns guys the variance is in the small hundreds
Okay, in terms of calories, it is nothing. It is nothing. It is nothing.
Things started to make sense.
I work in retail. That comes like three to four times a week.
I'm on my feet pretty much the whole time.
Moving around, lifting stuff around.
I want to say like my phone's tracking like a good 10 to 12,000 steps on average when I am working.
But pretty much every day...
That's not even that much.
That's not even that much. 12K, bro. Really?
12K, bro?
If I'm not working or if I'm not training, I try to do something pretty active.
If I'm not doing anything, have time off work, go play some pickleball outside, go longboarding
if the weather's nice.
Now what's interesting is based on this test, Aaron's resting metabolism was actually...
Rikers, there it is. See? Oh, there you go. Oh, there you go. There you go. There you
go. Exactly what I said. Exactly. Exactly. One to one what I was describing. Oh my god,
Bro, holy shit.
To quite low.
He only burns about 1500 calories just from living every day.
But this is actually normal considering his size.
In fact, will we tally the results?
There it is.
Wait, OK, I'll see ya.
See ya.
Did I get it right here?
OK, this dude, left.
That guy's second.
This guy, wait, OK, wait.
15, 16, 18, 2100.
The other guy's not there.
Everyone's resting metabolism, scaled almost perfectly with their body weight.
the more you weigh, the more you tend to burn just by existing.
You might explain why out of all the 9 subjects we tested, not one person had an abnormally
fast or slow metabolism.
So in Aaron's case, he was staying lean because he was burning almost-
It's because that's a myth.
It's because that's a myth.
And anyone who says, I've got a fast metabolism, my metabolism is fast.
What?
I've got a slow metabolism, it's just that's the reason I'm fat.
No, okay.
There isn't your metabolism as a quote unquote fast as you're just doing energy expenditure.
You're just manually doing exercise.
The reason it's slow is because you're doing fucking nothing, bro.
It's because you're doing nothing.
You're not walking around and you're just eating shit tons of food.
That's it.
It was $3,000 a day for exercise.
Bumping his every genetic marker stacked on one person is like 400 calorie difference.
It's nothing.
Well, that's, you know,
Florida calories is like a couple of Oreos, but still.
It's a total daily calorie burn,
up to over 4,000 calories a day.
Maria, on the other hand, who is far away from here.
Well, how does she exist?
She had a different cause keeping her skinny.
Your actual intake was 2,080 calories.
That's pretty close.
Yeah.
Compared to everyone else that I went through,
that was actually one of the closer ones.
Wow.
Which just tells me that you are very mindful
of what you're eating.
Maria actually had strong awareness
of how many calories she was consuming each day.
But I tried to eat like really-
Oh the reason why I know about it was the other way
is because I don't want to forget to make my metabolism go fast.
It's a bother that you can't.
You can't. You just get a gait puzzle mess.
Balanced meals.
I tried to cook at home during the week.
During the week and we should go out.
I don't eat that a lot though.
And I don't like sweets at all.
In fact, both Aaron and Maria were eating and burning
almost the exact same amount of calories.
Wait, no, wait, you're telling me someone who maintains a healthy body weight burns as
much as they eat?
Wait, no, I don't know!
What?!
We're always across the entire week, which shows how consistent their habits are around
exercising and diet, preventing either one of them from gaining weight.
They're crazy.
We compare our skinny group to our skinny fat body fat, but the results at first seemed
confusing.
Paola, yours was two thousand and seventy-two colors.
Oh, Paula your actual intake was 1400 calories 1438
This is during the testing period
That's it. She'd know she just lied during the test. She didn't eat much deliberately to eat
She did that really died and had as fucked during the test to try and make a church feel like she deliberately died super hard during the test
That it's there's no way there's no way that much difference
600 700 difference. There's no way that she died at heart a spug during the test. She's fatter on average
Do you know that what do now you get fatter on average in another person?
Okay, if you're your identical twins
You eat more calories than you burn
All right now she could technically just do fucking
Nothing
How would you do you have to just like you need to be like one of them walley characters?
You need to be one of them wall-e characters, right?
And just have a chair that drives you around and you need like a fucking, you know, you
have like a servant that brings you shit, like a robot servant that brings you all your
food, you know, you just don't walk anywhere.
I mean, trying to keep your calories, you know, expenditure this low would be insane,
bro.
And so you actually eat quite a bit lower than the amount of calories that you've been eating.
Yeah, she just died during the test.
Yeah.
Meanwhile, David's results?
She just died during the test.
We're just as shocking for other reasons.
So you predicted that you were eating 2,000 calories per day.
That's what you predicted.
Yeah, sounds perfect.
Sounds perfect?
Yeah.
So you were actually eating 3,300 calories per day.
What?
What?
I don't know.
What was happening?
David was eating enough to gain an extra pound of fat every week, and he was our second
guy in a row who was eating far more than he predicted.
So in order to find out what was causing such a disparity, I put together a snack table
in our waiting room with two hidden cameras to find out which foods our subjects choose
to eat.
I'm going with the first, myself, I'm going with the first, but it looks like you have
a sweet tooth and you love your snacks and chips.
The twins, they both pretty much avoided the snack table all together and their daily
calories were actually lower than Maria's.
So what was going on?
Well after digging deeper, I did find out they both recently been watching what they
eat and consistently losing weight.
You fucked up the testing, didn't you, lady?
Because you've dieted hardcore.
Bro, you shouldn't even go into,
you should not go by the way, chat.
Spoiler alert.
If you go into a deficit higher than 500,
you actually start your lean mass loss
to fat loss ratio, it becomes worse and worse.
So if you go beyond 500 calories a week deficit,
guess what?
Oh, no a day. I said a week a day. Guess what you lose more lean mass as a
Ratio, so your your body composition becomes worse
This is a this is shown in the studies time and time again if you go into a crazy crash diet. Guess what bro?
lean mass
Ratio fat getting worse. You should you should try only you should stay within that zero to five hundred carry deficit a day
To optimize to get the best composition possible. Okay
Actually care about what I put into my body, you know, and that now I'm really like I was there
I mean what I'm saying. That's the thing and you just slowly lose weight basically just slow this way
That's back slowly but good, but this is what dude don't the mic. He's got a PhD. He said that shit
it must be true, bro. Even though you fight this PhD, it must be true.
Very much active.
However, because they're not strength training very much, I fear the way they do lose will
be losing muscle rather than fat, keeping them skinny fat instead of the toned look
that they're after. And one thing I did notice is that neglecting hard strength training
was actually a common trend amongst everyone in this group.
I've tried going to the gym and I just don't see results, so I usually just stop because
on I have the consistency right and it's mostly running and since I'm like the
twins David was actually gaining weight the lack of strength training means
nearly all of that weight gain is getting started which helps explain why
David says each year his body just keeps getting softer and softer but for the
skinny fat subjects who are strength training I get to a point and I was just
and they'll stop.
Yeah. Dennis is somebody who he loves to be comfortable so he's comfortable to wait for
him to run away and cry, but Dennis, that's the key, man.
It's describing those heavier weights that make me feel like I look like Puffy and bulky
after.
Really?
Which I need to.
Have you ever looked puffy and bulky after?
Probably not.
What the fuck is she on about?
What the fuck is she on about?
Any chick who says, I don't want to go to the gym, oh I don't like going to the gym because
I get too jacked
They're full of shit they're full of shit
It's it's literally that there's is not I don't want to be to one of them muscle. Mommy. She's white guess what they're all taking steroids
All the other chicks are too jacked. I
Know I'm not natural. They are not nanny. They are not nanny
It is what it is. It is that I'm telling you every single one. They are not nanny every single female is too jacked
is not netty. It is not possible with the natural T-levels of chicks to get
two-jacked. You can get lean as hell, you can get like you know the definition
all that shit, but you will never become two-jacked if you're not fucking
blasting gear as a chick. This is a big contrast from a bulky body type where
all their extra muscle actually came with some serious advantages. Here I have it as
2600 calories. That's what your ring predicted your metabolism was at. Your actual
metabolism or how many calories your body burns per day?
3,033 calories. No.
I'm testing my my ring now. I don't know if I should trust my ring.
So one thing I notice is our bulky subjects burn way more calories compared to our skin effects. You actually won't mess.
3,000
Damn
4 calories per day
What?
Yes, you have like a very, very high daily calorie burn
And as we dug into the data
It's just mass, it's just mass, it's just mass
It's tissue
It's tissue, more tissues than blood
This was happening
First, all of our bulky subjects were already living a relatively active life
With strength training and usually
This guy looks like he's got some functional strength, right?
This guy does look like he's like
This guy looks like he's doing shit
Out in the real world. I mean, hey, it's just a bunch of I guess this is muscles combined with like the tan
Now you can tell he looks like he's doing shit. IRL
Deadass
Unformed of cardio or step counting. I love weight training not powerlifting just like classic standard weight training
I like martial arts boxing and kickboxing. She's actually fit as fuck that lady's actually fit as fuck
I try to get at least like 10,000 steps a day. Secondly, as you know by now
Why does she keep disappearing?
I don't understand why they keep
teleporting that other lady out
and then putting it back in again.
It's confusing me.
The way the more calories you tend to burn
just from living, but this is especially true
if that extra weight is muscle.
And that's because muscle is
going to be active and requires three times
as much energy to maintain compared to fat
with every pound of muscle burning
about 10 extra calories per day.
Just sitting there may not sound like much,
but when you're comparing someone with 20
or even 30 pounds more muscle,
it starts adding up and you put these
factors together and explains why someone like Melody can lose fat.
No, but the issue is this though, right?
People think that muscles like this crazy fucking shit.
So, like, people think that, oh, you eject and then it's just like, you just, bro, do
you eject?
I can eat as much as I want.
Nah, bro, nah, nah.
Yeah, you need to eat more calories to, it's a slightly more expensive tissue, but the
difference is not that much overall based on the whole body composition with all the
various tissues of the body and all your organs. It's really not that much. It really is not,
like, yeah, the big, all you know is try get some big ass glutes, some big thighs, cool
it a day. Difference is like a few hundred calories max.
Right, of 2,500.
This here, the reason why though, the reason why overall is because you just got more fat
tissue, slightly more height. It's just, it's all the tissue combined. That's why there's
a thousand difference. It's not, it's not just, she's got a thousand more of just muscle.
the video is trying to point out. Just fake news.
For today, while Paola would have to stick to just 1500 calories to lose the same amount.
But if that's the case, then what's stopping our bulky group from burning through fat like
they're on easy mode? We love food. Me and my husband love food. So it's like it's so hard.
Working out is so simple, but food is so challenging. So if we treat Aaron as an outlier and remove him,
we can actually see a clear trend in how much each group has underestimated how many calories
are eating based on their body fat. So you predicted that you eat between 1800 to 2200.
You said that. Well, Lady predicted she had 2500 and she's eating 4000 that's it on the
right. Jesus. You actually eat 3000 dollars per day.
I'm curious and why the discrepancy? I don't know. I live like downtown so it's easy to
walk out and go to a new restaurant or just to eat something. Two to three times a week.
Your actual calorie intake is 2,837 calories per day.
That's so high.
So we'll have 500 calories more.
But for some of our participants, what exactly they were over eating with led to some alarming health concerns.
So visceral fat, so this is the fat that's deep within your abdomen?
How much? What do you think my calorie burden is today?
What do you think it is?
What do you think it is?
I've not done a 10 of 1,000-dollar test, though.
Based on my height and weight.
2,800, 2,500.
This is including, this is like, this is including exercise and everything.
Okay, according to my whoop band, it's like, it goes off body weight, height, age,
Heart rate high reverie ability all this stuff 1874
1874 that's pathetic
That's so pathetic it's so bad. I'm sad dude 1874. I know it's fucking bad. That's bad, right?
That is bad that thing it says it requires lots of days to calibrate. So it might actually start off low and go home
I feel like that can't be right, but then maybe it is who knows
18 so many well I'm chat. I'm a hundred seventy three centimeters tall
Hundred seventy three centimeters tall. I weigh 75 kilograms
Okay. Yeah, all right. I
Am I I'm pretty I'm fucking tall as hell. I'm tall as hell organs
You had a little bit over 1,000 grams,
which is like moderate to high risk.
This real belly fat is often called
the hidden fat of your body.
As it builds up around your organs,
how much of what you eat.
What does the day of eating look like for you right now?
Wake up.
Milk, chocolate milk, maybe.
Lunch will be, I mean, whatever, you know.
Tuna sandwich, pizza, go to the bar, grab a burger.
And then dinner will be like another pizza, maybe,
or even like, staying eggs.
You're living the dream man. So basically you just eat and just train hard. 100%.
Eating lots of fatty foods and sugar. That's giga-chat bro, that's giga-chat.
You build up your- I'm at sick. That sounds like a chilled lifestyle. Stroll fat over time.
And unlike normal fat, visceral fat is alive. It spits out harmful chemicals that can lead to
disease and even early death. It also makes your gut look and feel bigger. But the good news is,
with a proper diet and training plan, it is actually the fastest form of fat to burn off.
And I'll show you exactly what that looks like once we get to the solutions for each
body type. Before we get there, we do have one more body type to cover. And this one had some of
the most unexpected data of the entire experiment. You were actually eating 3000 and nine. Holy
should
Dode
Dode how did she misjudge by that much like I don't know I mean I guess you just have no idea about calories
To fit I don't have an idea about calories. I just know like if you have a good meal
It says there's toxic broke her sister is talks. Look at this. I fucking told you so bitch
I fucking knew it. I fucking knew it
it oh fuck it's like Jesus Christ um I feel like I look at a reasonably sized
meals like 700 calories right that's that's what I got like oh yeah I had a
meal that was kind of small okay 600 calories at a reasonable size meal 750
calories okay I had a big ass meal a thousand calories right that's that's the
way I kind of vibe check that's you know I'm saying
3,900. Wait, what? You have a 1,300-kcal meal? Like, 3,900. That's like, okay. That's
like having four big-ass meals a day. Right? The cabbage is a thing. How much is like a
combo? Like a sport-blong-subway calories. And let's go like the meatball sub.
840 tonight or just yes, so like 849 60. Let's just go average 840
Plus 960 divide by 2
900 I mean basically that's what I'm saying, but let's go. So there we go 300 divided 100
So she's in 4.3 foot longs a day
4.3 foot longs a day.
Which if you think about it,
that's actually, imagine eating 4.3 meatball subs a day.
Imagining 4.3 meatball subs a day.
I don't know, I could do three.
I could do three.
I could definitely like wake up in a foot long.
Thing is, I wake up in a foot long, that would feel good.
Then by the time I get started on lunch,
I just wouldn't be that hungry.
be like, ugh, not that hungry, but like, fuck, I guess I could stomach it. And I would feel
like a bit uncomfortable. And then it would come to dinner and I'd be like, oh my god,
don't eat another sub. But my stomach is so full, I would be, you know, getting to 4.3
would be like, that's like indigestion, you want to vomit. I don't know about that. But
the thing is this, right, if she was just eating subways, she probably wouldn't be eating
this many calories. I guarantee you, she's smashing back like Starbucks coffees. She'll
have liquid calories in it just full of sugar it should have like I just added
sugar out the wise of calling it now I love the double cheese
double cheeseburger I don't know what that is 282 wait 282 3900 282 what are you
eating 13 cheeseburgers a day.
Bro, imagine those shits.
Oh, McDonald's double cheeseburger shits.
Oh, dude, what the fuck?
Ah!
Ah!
What the fuck?
Damn, that's really eye-opening.
Meanwhile, AJ was eating almost 800 calories
above what he had guessed.
Dude, mainly cook at home, but I also eat out quite a bit.
A lot of snacks.
I do eat a lot of snacks.
Yeah.
like a lot of chocolates and the caramel stuff.
I've never been conscious about what I'm eating
or anything nutrition value or...
And while having a slow metabolism
wasn't actually contributing to the weight gain,
there are two genetic factors
that still could be giving them a disadvantage.
For one, when we look back at the footage
from a hidden camera,
neither Michelle or AJ grabbed food from the safe...
Bit of a hypocrite, eh?
It says the moth lord.
What the fuck?
Is this guy a fucking...
What the fuck?
This little bit of a hypocrite?
What are you saying? I'm a bit of a hippocrite.
What is-
What is this guy, dude?
Wait, this is that fucking Twitter troll!
He's a guy who trolls on Twitter!
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god.
Nah, fuck this guy.
No, no, no, no.
Back table.
But then when I watched Michelle sitting and waiting,
I noticed that her body was completely still.
And when you compare Michelle to some of the daily
Look at the difference. Bailey is constantly moving and fidgeting.
This is like the biggest thing when it comes to metabolism.
It's this, what do they call it? It's like unconscious movement.
It's funny because your body down regulates it. If you do tons and tons of cardio,
your body actually down regulates all this little fidgeting behavior, all this fucking
spurg shit where your legs move around.
Is it called neat? Yeah, non-exercise,
Uh, something, some, some balls. Yeah, I can't remember what I was hoping for seeing it.
It's basically when you do tons and tons of cardio, your body downscales the amount of passive,
automatic fucking unconscious movement, which is one of the things that just burns calories a lot.
Yeah, I work at all.
The body is trying to sit still. Now, these small subconscious movements are largely genetic,
but they can actually add up to hundreds of the extra calories burned each day. And the second
genetic component is something neither our calorie tests nor our cameras can actually measure. It
turns out some brains produce an incredibly strong dopamine response to food that encourages you to
keep eating and leaves you less full after a meal. In fact, by measuring this response, researchers
can actually predict which children are most likely to become overweight later in life. So while
each of our body types can for the most part be explained by calories in versus calories out,
Speaking of the person who has watched a bunch of, um,
since you've found life,
almost every single one of those guys who are turbo,
giga, super morbidly obese,
they all had some sort of psychological trauma at a young age,
and then they latch on to food.
And that's like, it becomes like a coping mechanism that they become addicted to.
And everything went like their mom died when they were seven or something should happen like they got they had their parents got divorced
And they had to go to like the grandparents at this at certain age and they just got fed food
Basically they developed this it's a weird coping thing and it's a hundred percent all those super morbid the abysses guys
Nothing to do genetics nothing to do with it's all to do they need to go see a psychiatrist
Let's say they need to go see
It'll be complex. We used to previously struggle with addiction so hard drugs so
That's something that we've always struggled with and when we stopped doing that we kind of
leaned into food a lot more replacing one with the other. So I think that's probably our
unhealthiest habit that we have right now.
But luckily there are powerful science-backed strategies that can be used for...
What's my excuse? My excuse is I just play video games all day and um
Super symmetry lifestyle right? That's that's the issue. That's that's that's definitely it right? Like for sure.
If you're starting out skinny, the only way your body is going to add muscle is if you
allow to gain weight.
And the good news is, when you're lean, even just 5 pounds of muscle makes a huge visual
difference.
Take a look at my friend Brandon, for example, who put on 5 pounds of lean mass after a trained
Could that just be lighting nah, yeah, I don't know. I'm so kind of big and I mean he looks he looks athletic in left
Windows, I think on the right. I don't know. It's like a different I don't know. That's just different lighting you can tell
Well, it's like yeah, these things here defined fine, but then the lines just bear in this photo
Skins like looks darker like it looks more tanned and no one on the right, but again, that's just lighting
I don't I'm looking for it tail 105 lb
I'm looking for like a diff
I'm size Jesus arm size is a big
All right, you know, it's four arms it's four arms look bigger. I'll give you that it's four arms look me
Yeah, I'll go four arms. I can see form difference, but it's how much of this lighting
And for a hundred days, that's not all because if you keep going adding another 10 to 15 pounds can completely
we transform your physique like it did for me. And the training to get there doesn't
need to take over your life. Even just three short, full body workouts per week, focused
around these six key movements is more than enough to make solid gains.
I mean, you have the best problem, right? If you're like, man, I'm lean as fuck. And
I like can't put on muscle because I'm so lean. That's like the best problem to have
because I was a, oh no, you have to eat more food, bro. Like, bro, I could eat that food
For you I would I wish there was like a thing where somehow I could just eat food for anorexic people
Holy fuck bro, like I just had to go and you just you somehow whenever I eat the food the anorexia
Listen gets the feet they get the nutrition, bro. I would just sit there to smash them back pizza and shit
Fucking salad oh hell. Yeah, I just said oh I just consume consume consume grow
Oh my god, this human send a big day for training hard and even a fifth size of protein at every meal
most of that weight gain should be muscle.
But even if it does come with a little bit of fat gain, don't worry.
Your body naturally leans down easier if you choose to do so later on.
But for a skinny fat group,
eating more calories to fuel muscle growth isn't actually going to be necessary.
What I would like to do with you is call the body recomposition.
This is where you lose fat and build muscle at the same time.
Not everyone can do it, but those in the skinny fat group usually are the best candidates for it.
If you're untrained right I think people are untrained so you can you can simultaneously lose weight and gain muscle
But you have to be like untrained it does require three conditions to be met number one is hard
You can always do it now people like that from from everything that I've seen if you've been going to the gym for years
People who think it's basically recomps just a myth at that point. It's people who are untrained. They're super basically super prime to get grow
You're good, but when you've been doing it for years that the whole recon things a bit of a meme and you pretty much just have to
Do phases right you're in a surplus you're gaining and then once you've done your gaining session
Then lean it down again give her the fat and then you do it again
You do a little cycles. It's not made up. It's not made up. This is just facts. This is just fat, bro
Jiminy fucking YouTube yes, I watched I am literally a scientist YouTube scientist
training. Most people get skinny fat or stay skinny fat either because they
focus more on cardio rather than weights or when they do lift weights it
just don't push hard enough to give their muscles a reason to grow. Sometimes I
get really tired so I don't really push myself. When I look at the cameras and
he's working out by himself he's kind of just like it's so painful. For you I
would recommend like three just hard training sessions per week can be full
body and still do Pilates all other fun stuff. You need that signal telling your
body like, Hey, I got to keep on to this muscle. I got to grow more.
And second is you need to pair this with a small calorie deficit,
feeding your body just a bit less calories than it burns every day.
And now what your body is going to do is going to start using your fat for
energy towards building muscle, right? So you get two for one deal.
When done properly,
you should lose about half a pound to max one pound per week.
But what's perhaps more important for this body type than others is eating a
higher protein intake.
There's some evidence it'll increase the odds that you build muscle while losing fat.
And if you multiply your body weight in pounds by 0.8, that is a good minimum target to aim for every day.
And here is an example of what following those three steps did for my brother-in-law Dayton and my friend Nicole.
In a matter of months, they each dropped over 20 pounds of fat while building several pounds.
Okay, he's sucking in a bit there.
I feel like he's sucking in a bit there, but yeah, he looks way, his arms look way, but
I feel like he just got a pump on for this shot.
Unpumps, just random photo, literally just finished arms day, and he's sucking in.
But still, regardless, looks way better.
Looks way better.
And for sure, this lady's stomach looks like a million times better, like a little bit
Atoning where you can see the abs coming in. It's nice nice nice the posture is different though
She's slouching here where she's not slouching there not smiling but smiling bro. I swear to God
It's like try recreate the photos even just a little bit, bro. Try read try recreate the photos just a little bit
You know I'm saying like what are we doing? Can we not just like can we not just I?
Mean at least they've got the same lighting in this one the muscle
But what if you're more experienced, like our bulky body types?
Can you still lose fat while building muscle?
Well, unfortunately, it's much harder to do, mainly because you have so much training experience
and existing muscle.
But that's actually good news, because all you have to focus on is cruising away the
fat that's-
It's almost like that's exactly what Quint-69 said two minutes ago when everyone said fake
news and you all said, oh, it's almost like that's like exactly what I said.
Oh my god.
But I do think if you dial things in and we just work on correcting your diet that we can easily get you to
15% you know as quick as three to four months. Yeah, good
But it's all died again. Oh his titties ruinous physique so badly, right?
Like just to be like I'll be honest I would see him take a shirt. I'm like, I immediately I would think it's like
I wouldn't say anything. I would just mean like can't just a man titties
I'm thinking, holy shit, some fucking mantids, but I'm not going to say it out loud unless
he's like my boy and then I'm going to be like, mantiddies, and then maybe I like flick
him with a towel, you know, little flick.
He's not the problem.
You're good with that.
Your activity is good.
You burn a good amount of calories.
But if you're just like a family friend, I would just notice.
In fact, the one habit that separated our bulky subjects from our athletic subjects wasn't
some special workout or training plan.
Properly checking your food.
Yeah.
It's got to be on point, weighing it is like the key.
Compared to Melody, Bailey was almost bang on
with her prediction of how many calories
she was actually eating.
Now you don't have to track forever,
but for the best results, you need to be confident
that you're actually eating about 400 to 700 calories less
than your body needs per day.
Which for most people leads to about one to two pounds
of weight loss per week.
We're gonna hook you up with our app
and we do have an AI app.
Yo, we got some app.
It works really well.
AI app, AI app.
For international foods, yeah, so you give me food.
So try it out, scan it, let me know how that works,
because it's going to make it way easier.
Meanwhile, for a high-body fat group,
while it may seem like they have the toughest road ahead of them,
they got the most muscle mass advantages.
You burn 3,379 calories per day.
Well, these motherfuckers can lose.
These motherfuckers, I'm not even kidding,
Dude, the 600 pound guys in one month lose 70 pounds.
Dead ass.
I mean, it doesn't sound healthy,
but they go on 1,000 calorie diets,
and they're fucking, they can add burners at like 4K.
They lose so much.
So he's like, well, don't have a day.
I want you to know at least 40 pounds by our next meeting.
And then they're like, there's no way I can do it.
I can't do it.
I need to have one more burger
because it's my last burger I'm gonna ever have.
And then they do that.
And then all of a sudden they come back
and it's like they step on the scan.
It's like lost 55.7 pounds in one month.
I'm so jealous.
That dude is crazy.
Damn, what?
You were in the worst color.
Or they just, or they game like,
and they're like, I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened.
And then they take videos of like
some guy coming with pizza, feeding them pizza.
Then like professional athletes do.
Both Michelle and AJ have very high metabolisms, meaning they can lose fat while even more
than most of our other participants.
And because they're starting with a high level of body fat, they can actually use a more
aggressive deficit and lose weight faster, as much as 2-4 pounds per week without losing
muscle.
And while that may seem like an aggressive target, we can easily cut those calories with
just a few easy swaps in their diet.
You know, maybe turn down a little bit on the kick-hat, we could find something else, you know?
There's really good protein bars nowadays.
Even just like...
Oil.
Yeah.
That was like a huge one.
Using spray versus oil, that was like a massive change.
But there is one factor that applies to this body...
You know what, she's not wrong.
This lady is...
Well, I don't know about using fucking spray.
I don't know about that shit.
But I actually did...
She actually is dead ass right now.
So I went to...
I blacked out at 75 KGs.
Like, and I was going back up to 76.
I couldn't figure out what's going on and what I was doing I was pouring olive oil on my feet of my meals to the point
Where it's like full of olive oil at the bottom and I'd be like slurping up the olive oil so much olive oil and
Anyway, I was slurping it up
Dude, I don't know if you had rice. This is completely thousand level. It's so nice
Holy fuck love it
But then I started putting on weight and I went back up to 76 and I was like what the fuck and then what I realized was I
Stopped putting on the high core oval and then my shit started going down again
I just started going down again.
Yeah, so it turns out all of all super calorie dance chat,
even though it's a really good view and all that shit.
Yeah, it's really calorie dance.
More than any other group that we've covered,
and that's having a clear why.
That's bigger than just how you look.
Yeah, I do want to have kids in the future,
but I want to prep my body and be ready for that
and be the healthiest version I can of myself.
Me and my sister really want to time each other,
to have kids at the same time,
so we can have our kids grow up together,
because that would be really special.
I hadn't claimed hard, they don't know what caused it, they don't know where it came from,
so I went to the hospital and they thought I was going to have a heart attack, but I wasn't.
It kind of woke me up. Now while it takes some time to decide the one person I will be a person
working with for the next year, I do want to give a big thank you to our subjects for putting
themselves out there and know it's not easy, and also give a huge thank you to Regent Recovery for
supporting our dexascans. And I also made this table to summarize the exact training and diet I
would recommend depending on which body type you're starting off with. And that's exactly why we
We created the build with science.
This is scary, guys, this is the best.
I can guide you every single week with the exact
trigger and guide approach that your body needs
to actually see progress.
You can try two weeks free over at Build with Science.
That's crazy, guys, I'm full care of that.
And after speaking with all 18 of our incredible
participants about their goals and struggles,
the one person that I am going to be working with
to the next 365 days is,
I would love to personally work with you one-on-one
throughout this.
I would love to, I would love to, if you're down, if you're down.
Well, fair enough, you get the best transformation.
You know what's up, yeah?
I forgot my word, actually.
This is my, uh, this is my rose.
If you look at my rose.
I will, absolutely, thank you.
That's cool.
Sec, or sec, sec, sec, that's it.
That's it.
Very puggies, there it is, nice.
I mean, that'd be cool, that's cool.
Hopefully she loses her weight and gets skinny.
I'd be interested to see whenever that happens.
Uh, what is this?
What is this?
Is this some fucking politics bullshit?
Radio New Zealand reports American citizen who has a
hondivirus contact case flew from San Francisco to Tahiti to remote
Can Island on Thursday without telling anyone, has now been quarantined there after
authorities became aware she arrived.
Fucking, what a stupid ass bitch!
That's what I think about that.
If you know you're infected why would you get into a middle tube that's confined with a bunch of other people and go to a place
That is not infected. Why would you not immediately be like yo, I got some shit?
Quarantine me so much shit out now
Well, I saw did I see something about like bit rates going up on Twitter my treatment
oh my god dude
i guarantee i was right here but like i bit my ass right like on the arm i did
i'm gonna do this here's another set of visual which we'll do in detail in the video game
interesting
um okay wait can i i can i can ask him
yo discord let me know if i'm discord one second i'll ask my twitch guys
Yo, yo, can I get in on this?
Uh, you're gonna get in the eye.
Okay.
I asked.
Reacts.
I still got like two things to react to.
Bro, I've got EA sure as well.
Parcy is completely justified.
I want to hear the guy's takes.
I want to hear the what?
Hey, everybody, how's it going?
Hope you had an all day.
Welcome to today's episode of how you're getting fucked. I'm your host Lewis Rossman today
I would like to read an email about a video game called Dead Space to this game has an article now on the consumer rights
Wiki for anybody who wants to know what it is. I'm messing, but I'm probably gonna disagree with me. I don't I mean
I don't need to I disagree
on October 4th, 2022 in McDonough, Georgia
You know, he could make some great points, but without even watching the video just gonna. I'm just gonna assume
I mean down piracy is good. I feel like piracy is great for this
This is what piracy is good for if you're poor and you want to do a try out a game
You pirate the game and then you try at the game and then if you turn out you like the game a lot
Then sweet as then you buy the game
Boom, it's like a trial that makes sense and you just as long as you're poor
There you go
And then and then you buy it
But now if you part and then you love the game and you continue to part and you do that shit. That's fucking cringe, but yeah
Relevant to what you just said
This is relevant how's this relevant relevant to what I just said
So to trust the same it's catchy from a bad take but she doubles down
Like I don't understand like if you're struggling. Why don't you go to like a cheap buffet?
And you just go to the buffet and you have like all you can eat stuff and then just like save the food
When people aren't looking now that's gonna get clipped out of context. You're gonna get hate threats everywhere
Fucking rich people bro. Fucking rich people just go to a they got afford to go to a buffet lady
They kind of want to go to a fucking buffet Jesus Christ
Loves hating women now
That's whenever Ray opens up her mouth. It's about six seven new
years ago. Here's where word of a she's a noxious. So that like
that rapist and his fucking of not she's the blue light person
right? Oh my gosh. That's the high ground Andy complete
hypocrite says one thing does the opposite. Like capitalism bad
simultaneously like I'm I don't know what it like it's that's
that one. Yeah, okay, she's nice. He has a rich woman like
yourself. Never say why don't poor people just ever. If the sun starts with that, don't
bother. I feel like this is inspirational. If you are struggling in life, I feel like
there's two options for you. So whatever, go to buffets and spend the minimum amount
and get all the food and just wait until no one's looking at you and like get bring Tupperware
and put it there. Okay? Or go to jail.
That is just stealing right? You are just like, I don't have to tell you. This is dumb.
Basically, yeah. Just steal.
Because if you go to jail, all your food is free.
True.
Your accommodation is free.
This is good advice.
What else? What else is there? You know?
I don't see how she could get hate for this take.
Yeah.
I don't see it.
I don't think I could.
As long as you don't get, like, like, you know the death penalty.
Do you think things can get worse for you, Nick?
Chance, she might have just given the worst take that this band has ever had.
Explain why that's bad.
Not even that bad.
It's not that bad.
I think that, honestly, people are making the logical decision to go to jail nowadays.
We've seen that.
We've seen that in Crop Slop where people just go and punch people and have no reason
and just go to jail.
It's a legitimately tech that people use now.
Okay, if you have no job, no family, no friends,
what else are you gonna do if you go to jail?
Just go to jail.
Pull ahead.
Okay, here we go.
Good stuff.
Is flagged down by a rollback truck.
An officer is flagged down.
Okay, I got it.
It's the drive 22 in McDonough, Georgia.
An officer is flagged down by a rollback truck
as the driver alerts the officer to a man inside
that has been shot multiple times.
But what starts as a call for help quickly unfolds
into an investigation that raises more questions than answers,
leads into a high-speed chase,
and becomes one of the most unusual
and fast-moving cases ever captured on camera.
Oh, Jake, bro, really?
It's not a-
Jesus Christ.
Why does it start up with a guy being shot?
Why does it start up with a guy being shot, bro?
Like-
Wait back, wait back.
Go, go.
I'm not going to work it.
It's the other arm.
It's the other arm.
Yeah, look at this one.
You got a hole right there, buddy.
Yeah, I got a hole right here.
All right.
I need water.
Please, I'm losing it, dude.
You're going to be all right.
This is the Bluey Guy's videos, Jack.
Dude, I am using it at least so many times.
I'm helping you, buddy.
And I got ammits on the way.
You got any water, anything?
No, it's dry down.
Please.
Oh, my god.
I can't feel my right arm.
Please shot another arm, too?
Yes.
Is this his arms?
It's going to see nothing on that one, man.
The ammits is on the way.
Dude, they're not coming past enough.
What happened?
I walked in and they were laughing at us.
My brother said they were back.
I know, dude.
Are you sure I'm going to be okay?
Yeah.
You're going to be fine.
Did you have a gun?
Yeah.
Please get one.
Tell my god I love him, please.
Oh, you're going to be all right, buddy.
Tell me.
Why don't you have one?
I don't have any water, buddy.
Don't have any in my car.
There you go.
Give me a favor and move your...
Move it.
Move it in front of my car.
That way the other officers damn it and stuff can get around.
Give me a favor and move your, move it in front of my car that way the other officers
damn much some stuff can get around.
Is everybody in the house okay?
I haven't.
I'm not sure.
Don't even get to the house.
Go to the house.
What's your last name buddy?
I can't answer any questions.
I got all the questions.
Please tell the ambulance to floor it.
Both my arms are numb.
This guy's a cracker.
They're supposed to be numb.
Don't worry, both my arms are numb.
Hahaha.
This guy's a crack up.
They're supposed to be numb.
No, not this one over here.
I'm losing so much leg.
Oh my gosh.
Who's crossing in front of the house?
Is that theirs?
Off to it.
He got struck on the arm.
They robbed the house and stole his truck on the way out.
Their car's still at the house.
Where's the truck?
Is everybody at the house are they helping right now? I don't know. It's happening. I guess I mean Jesus Christ
There's two of them.
They shot me in the wrist.
Just hit them.
Tell them to hurry up!
Down on the bottom of this wrist.
Control the scene, officer!
Get them away from the dude.
Two gunshot ones for the left wrist and one for the right wrist.
That's good.
That's survivable as fuck.
That's survivable as fuck.
Left wrist, right wrist, you're good, right? You're good.
You lived that. You lived that.
He's already tonic egg
Hey, Jason they're behind the bad guys
So you're in the house, correct?
Okay, if things gonna be okay, they're behind the bad guys right there. They're behind the bad guys, okay, and you're okay
No, they're not coming back. They got the police behind them
Okay
Just take take my car and the whops are they boys these guys out the whoops with the hell these what language are these Americans speaking
This is crazy and go on up and I can't tell if that this is just a genuine reaction or well as well
Or are they trying to exaggerate like are they half on the wrong and they're trying to create a fake narrative
To paint make put make themselves look at the victims. I don't know. I'm just I'm just this is purely speculation
To the house
I'm just doing it because I don't I'm biased
Yes.
I'm a boss.
I'm a big guy, but I appreciate it.
I got what they are.
Thank you.
I got it.
Did victim blame it.
Should you instantly assume
one party is a victim?
Is that a good thing to do as a police officer?
What if the perpetrator is here?
What if that guy was the perpetrator?
What are you talking about?
What if they is the stupidest fuck
victimhood like the first party you encounter that's literally dumb as
now they'd like they are just like I just I just noticed some telltale signs of
like she was maybe playing it up a little bit I'm but well maybe that's just
her genuine reaction to like getting a hair pulled was I don't know
Jesus fucking Christ.
But he kept telling me there wasn't enough, there's more there.
If I didn't tell him it wasn't, he could have killed one of us.
Did they point to gun achieve?
What did the guys look like?
This is gonna go from one to the next.
And the one guy was nicer than the other one.
The other one was really mean.
Do you know if it was him or the other one that shot at Jason?
This one. The one that wasn't is me.
Jason was yelling, get the f**k out of here.
I don't know which one of them shot first.
Yo.
This living situation is f**king rancid.
founder was hoping that the other one would see it, but apparently he wasn't.
It's so funny. Like, what is that?
What is that?
You're right.
Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and pull over.
What truck did you in?
I was in a road back.
I'm going to leave the information off that truck too.
If you want to go get your truck, bring it back.
There's a 15-year-old that looks here and he used to, but he tried to go in the 15-year-old
German.
It's my impression of what I heard them say.
They were here for a lot of money.
They didn't seem to be interested in jewelry.
It wasn't a pawn shop thing.
He got a little box and went with Tatlum in their bedroom
and he got jewelry.
You know, some of it got left here.
I heard Tatlum say, I've given you the watches
and I've given you the jewelry.
I don't know where anything else is
unless there's something more in the bathroom.
She was doing her best to please them.
And she told him, she said, I've got $200 if you want that.
And Callis said, and I've got four of it.
And he weren't interested in $200.
They were here for a lot of money.
I thought of like a family member telling them like like this. I mean, where how would you get this info? I'm trying to think yeah
How would that even how would you get baited that hard and they're thinking there's some fucking crazy money there?
drugs
Skid so I mean it like out of all the places you can go to some hillbillies where there's like 15 people living in one house
us. She would stand me. I don't know if somebody's not ending up here. He said it was blurry.
Someone that has them lied about them. True. Could that be a thing? We haven't really looked
through the house. Now if he has like a safe or something.
There was one in the room down the right side of the closet.
Hey did you see a safe anywhere? One of the UPD officers said there was a
safe here. Might be part of the motor. What's in the safe?
I don't know. Is there maybe one in the where would it be? Is it a circle floor?
Yeah. It might be upstairs.
I guess Alan must have thought he saw one.
Oh shit, oh shit, they got him. They got him. Get his ass! I want to see what's going on there.
He's working. Go!
Tell him I'm about to unit one, bro. What the fuck?
Yeah, but this is safe.
Pawn, Pawn, Pawn.
I'm going to clear the car.
It's going to be a black...
They're like digitizing the radio so I don't know why it's here. It's a white.
Marlin, hold!
Oh my god!
Holding!
They shot these guys did shoot some guy in the wrists. So I mean whatever you know it was arm robbery
It makes sense that they would be you're at maximum tier lethality at this point, aren't you?
I thought it would be too loud, and then I heard gunshots.
It's got to be somebody that knows Tracy and knows his name.
I hope y'all can find out who Joe is from here.
So maybe they'll start walking the doors
and letting him keep in the garage.
She's like the Dark Souls mob or something, you know?
Like in the withered, the wise withered in like some caves,
some dank cellar existing, you know?
Is she, and you're getting a law from her.
This is from this ancient witch.
I don't know what people did.
Yeah.
She's in the lab, she's in the lab, bro.
Hello.
I mean like clearly either it's a family member doing it to themselves or it's
some fucking malicious actor, right? Who's trying to like set these guys up. But I did
some of these guys, the way they're, I think is weird.
Basically, that's a home invasion. Stay up until like, is it like a son that's addicted
to drugs, who lives there, who's fucking got his boys to go there and said, like, it'll
be super easy. Like that type of shit.
It's a murder.
Billion of them.
Get out.
They're not going to get anything.
My parents got tons of money in that room, man.
I got right side cover.
I had two that just kept going.
All right, On you.
That's scary as hell.
That's scary as hell.
That's what they got.
All right, Steve.
Tracks on you, bro.
I saw them.
Straight 12 o'clock.
That's 14.
All right, two 14.
two four-finger ready. We're gonna have a straight start.
I think they stopped the brother-in-law. Yeah, because he, I think that's his truck. They pulled,
he pulled up. And then, oh, dude, it's a this. Yeah. Okay.
According to the female, the female said, we know there's a bunch of variables here.
She said one kid had a little gun, two thousand toy gun, and then we gotta have larger silver gun.
Taking a picture and then I'm collected the kids got guns. Oh
Shit, what the fuck though? He's got the cobra point three eight derringer
That's that way you buy your kid in America for like they're like second birthday something
You just give them like a loaded little firearms. They could shoot things like they can shoot their parents and stuff. Hell yeah
So wait, so maybe came down here to
That they call it Derringer my bad. Did I visit that what they call what?
So, the two were down here, right here, in front of me.
What's your name?
I got to get a gun.
The Jason, his gun is in that record down there.
You can put the gun around there.
Grandpa says he did, but I don't see the answer to that.
I'll say we do this, we got to go to that workhouse over there.
He said that's where they fled from down in this one.
That's like he's making a run for his life.
Oh man, you're a Donna.
Did you hear what lawyer said?
He said Jason was able to get shot.
What's the meeting at second?
Born awesome drive.
That's directly south.
Awesome drives that way.
They're tracking that way.
Sound like somebody's still in another car.
Oh!
Ooh, that's good pespicacity levels are the opposite man.
In fact, he instantly knew that. It's crazy.
Dan, he knew.
Police!
More people on the fall.
Red trucks taking off on us.
Turn around. Roll the other way.
This is a nice area.
This is such a nice area.
What a nice area.
He has not left the property yet.
He's got all this nice ass open land, super nice trees, good vibes.
They got trampolines for the kids to run around, they cars on the road.
I mean it looks so super nice.
He's like a kid's unleashed out in the back garden.
Ooh, he's smart, he's smart.
He's some smart fucking cops though.
He's a smart cop.
That's not something I think it's straight away.
That's crazy that he would think that.
he'll be hiding inside the house.
Where are you going?
Go over.
Go over.
Sure.
What are you doing?
I'm over here.
I'm singing again.
Henry County Police!
Anybody inside?
Henry County Police!
Anybody inside?
That's newly vacuumed.
Yeah.
Dude, these guys are locked in.
This can tell the fucking thing's being vacuumed and seeing footprints in the carpet.
What the hell?
Henry County Police!
That's sketchy.
That's that's actually sketchy hill. It's unlocked as well. I mean totally someone get ahead that could be that could be a red
hair and give me misdirection bro split up bit of chance of escaping
What have roots of these guys
Let's go up you can be in a cult like any of the cupids, right?
I play hide and seek my kids this so many places you can hide in the house and they
Confine you so many places
I mean this would be sick right he's based though this would be sick though. Do you basically playing GTA IRL?
Let's just
That totally dangerous and irresponsible and you kill someone innocent easily which is stupid as hell. Oh not a stop sign, bro
No, it's not another family driving, bro
Oh, I was that close I was on the trigger
pay five to twenty and my thirty-fifth
come on
see you would, see I don't know what the legality of that is
can you shoot someone who's fleeing in a car
but they did it armed robbery so then maybe you're good to go
the thing is what happens if they flee in a car and they crash into a family
and they're driving to church and then he kills like three people
and then they could have just shot him
I feel like they probably can shoot him there and get away with it
but it's probably a bit sus right
that's the issue that you know
that you're going
jesus christ
i got you but
all wilson's are outrush now passing
looks like
set up for
oh she's looking at
get rid of this
these guys are armed
and shooting people
so you picked them think about you picked this guy
you didn't have to
get out and pick maybe the five-five
he's trying to block me
k5 right on the church, heading up to abner
we go back to the house
yes sir, we're trooping K2
dude he's going too fast, there's school buses and there's kids man
oh dude it's fucked up man
everyone's driving their kids home from school
It's the average number of kids on school.
There's all these kids in the cars.
And they're doing a high-speed police chase.
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
Oh, that church going forward in the charity.
Oh, what is he doing?
Oh, he's going to lose a crock.
Welcome up.
All right, I'm going right here at it.
I can't.
Yeah, I'm not going right on that church.
That's going in the charity.
Hold on.
It's the right hill.
Double left.
J-N-N-N-N-X.
All right, this is the back of him.
I was in my right now. We're talking about that
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Yeah, almost almost almost. Oh, yeah
Oh, I'm present
Go up row yet. Not yet. Not yet. Yeah
He didn't my blood again
Not a gunboat cable
Imagine right now he reaches down, imagine right now he reaches down, he's about to
get like two guys, I mean imagine he reaches down right now, oh my god.
Put your hands up, the fact they are not shooting bro is crazy, W cops, they're risking their
life by not shooting this guy's like actively doing this doing this with his
hands the fact they are not shooting is crazy that's insane restraint because
they could do anything he's moving his hands like that he could be all simple
about a gun
Oh
That's on oh, he's aggro'd oh, he's got the scent bro. No, you don't he's aggro'd boy. He's aggro'd
He's aggro'd, bro. He's definitely aggro'd. He got the dog is doing some DPS
Must admit it behind the following instructions when you get more by dog
Right like it would be like you're trying to concentrate you're trying to like you like I'm is getting ripped out by dog
it's potentially breaking bones to ripping through your flesh and muscle and
and
You try like listen like put your hind but you listen to these guys yell at you. I don't know you more like
I
Fuck it dog is bottom. I am. I mean, I don't know
It's miss I would have given up a long time ago about these guys
Look, I mean, I wouldn't have even rubbed the house about you guys
They'd like why the people in there. I would like what
Most low IQ baby over here
What you here?
I went out and which fan member told them about this?
I'm calling it drug addicted son?
I'm calling it now, drug addicted son or daughter?
Okay, got with the wrong crowd and told these guys that they got tons of money in their house.
I'm calling it now.
What?
A lot?
Give me your hand, I'll get the double go!
Dad
You guys pinched her easy easy
Was it what's a pinch released is it like in the air something what is a pinch? What is a pinch?
police dog
Pinch or a prong police officer first to working canine often the US to cope with a pinch collar
Okay, so
It allows you to pull the dog. Yeah, okay
These colors consist of blunt metal prongs that pinch the loose skin on a dog's neck when pulled
Providing power steering to manage strong dogs. Okay, so it's like a multiplier. It's like a force multiplier
It's like a Hassan color isn't it? Yes, it's on tech for sure. Yeah
He's a dog is aggro bro, he's in that dogs enraged bro that dogs frenzy mode
You can see right the dog like what I go where the fuck they go and then like when he's like
Get that guy get that guy in the dog and log then he's like yeah
Oh, go go and the dog was like dude that was his he had a single-minded focus
chase down that guy and eat him okay good boy you got that he's good
replay it okay 1709 you want to see it 1709 sit look when he locked in 1709
he's confused dog's confused dog's confused dog's confused he leaves them out
Bam aggro
For the dog catches him in like what five seconds
Time that was like five seconds, I mean, that's why dogs are a pee that's my dog's are a pee
We walking that way man
Have a seat
I
They still
Now that the second
Apprehended he has been taken in clear from the hospital and is now being transported to the police station for question
Let's find out how they found out I want to get them
Come on it's an inside job
That was your fault you talked to dr. D. You are deeply dead, bro
I'm not a baby to you man. We've got we've got to get doggy before he paralyzed. Let's go
That's about unless we got a better road
I hope you find out.
I hope you find out.
Come on.
Hey, you're going to be hurt.
Nothing you did is going to make you feel good today.
You're going to be sore from this.
I'm going to get you out of here.
I'm going to get you out of here.
You're going to be hurt.
Yeah, you're gonna be sore from this one, right, man?
No, there's no medicine, they ain't gonna give you anything.
This is good, I like that.
They're questioning when he's been tortured, you know, but it's good.
He's in physical pain, which is good.
I'm doing time, man.
You should know that.
Ah, come on.
Ah, come on.
I wanna hear that interview.
Faceed multiple felony charges, including aggravated assault.
Do you want to have it over here?
Blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah blah...
Aaah same shit, same shit, did nothing about the law behind why he did it.
Beft by taking and fleeing law enforcement during the pursuit office.
uhhh...
Nope, just describing what happened.
There's recovered a 0.38 caliber pistol and a wet, muddy blue shirt believed to be connected to the suspects.
During the arrest, Brandon-
Approximately...
Almost hitting the school bus. I mean, I don't know, almost hitting. He definitely was driving fast past the school bus, though.
They'd go for multiple yards. Yep, true. True, true, true, true.
It's interesting that they even have to write this down considering there's literally a video recording of it, right?
Ultimately complied and was taken... It's like a waste of the office's time, like...
You just I guess what you're thinking is important
To custody while Carlos Cantu was apprehended by a police K9 named danger. He was treated for injuries following the approximate lately
K9 apprehension
These guys are in a bro. Okay
Approximately to Piedmont Henry Medical Center and later taken to the Henry County Jail
The victims are expected to make a full recovery
No one died.
W.
No one died.
Oh, fuck, man.
I hate, I hate that we can't, uh, yeah, I hate that we can't see what, look, I want
to know why.
Dude, I swear to God, midway safety, this guy, this employer, okay, so I think he makes
his own videos which are never too extreme and he doesn't believe video then right and
then he hired like three other teams and one of the teams like doesn't give a fuck and
makes the most insane videos that are just the that starts off a guy shot fucking three
people die the cops shoot like to go you know yeah it's just unhinged and then you and then
And then you get like a nice wholesome video,
Cops Up, that's a bit funny, but I mean,
and then bang, fucking, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
this guy's dead, fucking, this guy crashed into us,
fucking five ladies, they're all dead, everyone's dead.
It's like I'm watching two different YouTube channels.
Cause I like the wholesome Cops Up.
I mean, that was still interesting, but like, god damn,
it's like, bro, when they start off and there's a guy
shot in the wrist, it sucks as hell.
So I'm not gonna go too, guys,
Not to get to it as soon guys, it's two days from now.
Two days from now.
The Terraria, I almost am building up the Terraria, we're about to, we're just gonna do this,
uh, we'll just quickly check Reddit real quick and then we'll get from there.
Well, that's a celebration in Michigan yesterday.
Don't ask out, you have a permit!
If you don't, you cannot stop here!
I told you that before!
Get a permit!
Did you get a, you have a permit?
Permit Peters, bro. What is this? Like, what is she doing? Permit patricius. What is she like?
What is up these why are they so angry about getting permits like when it's clearly just a fucking thing
That's like that positive and chill
She aggroed to someone else now
She let the commando dude
nobody likes you oh she's so out there she got taunted bro she was like she
was aggro under these guys boom taunt successful did you actually NPC what's
I can't break what the fuck she's actually a PC
She like they're gonna run up and you go do the yell you need a permit attack you need a permit, you know
Look at these E-marches he's doing.
Karen, stay back.
Everyone doesn't like you everyone doesn't like you boo
boo
Yeah, no, that's crazy. That's that's crazy man finds out okay. No, no, no don't want to watch that was just what's atop
Today man walks around in the dip on runway and Denver is hit by a frontier airplanes plane
Yeah, I don't think I want to watch that that sounds like that sounds like I don't I don't want to watch that
Not awesome. Do you think this is a whole some video? Let's see. I'm gonna pause watch it. I'll watch it pause style
Okay, it's a very low quality. It's like one of those, you know, there's the old scroll like you remember those like those videos of like the
Terras attacks
You know, it's like what okay, I just show you look it's like one of those ones, you know, and then it explodes or something. Oh
Oh my god
Yeah, the person is just deleted basically
The person gets in the person is vaporized in the video
So the plane goes by and then that the object that was the person it's just like just turned a bit missed basically
so how to describe it I would probably could watch it on stream but
you know all right so your job is going to be using your old on the enemy team
when they are trying to get as many in the knock-up as possible
we're gonna wait for courage and we're gonna try to take the fight
we need to start moving
You're good.
19v7, these guys are cool.
You look right now perfect, Marlon.
Come on, come on.
Use, Marlon.
Why would he not eye that, bro?
Like, come on.
Fuck.
You guys terribly late in time.
This guy is so bad at League of Legends.
This guy is so bad at League of Legends, bro.
Oh my god, that guy is...
He's trash!
That guy is trash, bro.
Manson was a trashman at the Air Festival
and hits a hit goal on the head.
I don't want to watch that, actually. That just sounds...
I don't like seeing goals get hit.
This is like a carrot.
What? Oh my god.
Wait, what the hell is this?
The hell is this?
bruh bruh wait wait wait wait i got this i got this i got oh shit damn oh damn
all right all right is it better than it we
now you want to go bot lane here actually the wrong baron you probably
I have to go TP bear here and save them.
TP! Press TP!
Okay, press V. You go to the top lane and press V on that top ward.
Okay, this is gonna be really hard. You can do that R-flash, plant extremely slow.
Holy, extremely slow. You walk forward a bit, you walk forward though. Do not eat that guy.
You have to get in there. E-Brom even, E-Brom.
Get in, E-Brom, E-Brom. Now R-flash. There it is, big dog!
Now let him slap! Hey, whoever hit him! Oh, he's somewhere! He's somewhere!
You fight, you fight, you fight, you fight, you fight, you fight, you fight, hit anybody, hit anybody who likes this fucker, son!
Hit the clone, hit the clone!
Dude, look at that!
That lowly hair is so reddit, she's good at 1vx, right?
She just does way too much damage, it's like she scales tentacles based on honey plays, there are some bullshit, it's so...
Oh, that takes care of me!
Oh, no!
There!
Oh!
That's all I bet is fucking me, baby!
Woo!
Wait, where'd you go?
Shit, bro. Shit, bro. That's crazy.
May I begin the first Twitch show where you deliver a talk on the main TED stage at TED Vancouver?
We use the internet to build our next generation of conservationists.
And I have not been doing this for all that long. Okay, I was born in 1998,
so I will get that out of the way right off the bat, but I'll tell you guys why I got started.
So I grew up on a farm and I always loved animals.
So we had rabbits and horses and chickens and you name it, we had it and I loved it.
So then when I was 18 and in college, naturally, I got a job as a zookeeper.
So I put on the safari outfit and I would bring animals like kangaroos and lemurs to
schools and birthday parties to teach kids about wildlife.
It's a pretty cool job.
It was really awesome.
So then one night after work, I met some friends online who were live streaming themselves
playing video games on Twitch, and I had no idea what that meant.
But I learned that I could-
I could grift.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
She's classic.
She's funny.
Okay.
No, dude.
I was joking.
I was joking.
I asked myself live on this website doing whatever I wanted so I could cook or I could sing
or I could play video games.
And if people enjoyed watching it, they would send me tips, so cash, like actual real money.
as a college student. She's got better law than Amarant. That's pretty freaking sweet.
So I started streaming to about 10 viewers at a time every day. Then one night after
one of these live streams, I got a call from a zookeeper friend about this red tailed hawk
who had been hit by a car and he needed help. So we brought beans. That's what we called
him home to my college house and I thought it was a fat guy. I thought it was a fat
willow-gurf guy. I started to rehabilitate him in my backyard. So then one night I'm
live streaming, I'm cooking, I'm talking about this new hawk in my backyard and one
of my viewers didn't believe me. They didn't believe that I had a bird in my
backyard and I could not have that. So I put my falconry glove on and I brought
One guide, one guide.
A bird inside to show them, of course, because I have a problem.
And one of the people watching this stream made a short video of this moment,
and they shared it on Reddit, and it went viral.
So my viewership shot up overnight, and I started live streaming Bean's rehabilitation process.
So I'd call him from his perch to my glove.
But Reddit should be tell us if, right? And then that's when...
I don't know that's...
The people watching my streams started becoming as invested as I was in the cover.
Ms. Kepeter up, bro. The rest is history, bro. Bang. Where was it?
Trouble bonded.
Where was it? Bachelor of Arts, graduates, Boo Speaker after she, like,
Bachelor of Arts, graduates, graduates. Boo Speaker after she praises AI at their graduation.
The rise of artificial intelligence is the next industrial revolution.
What happened?
Uma!
I struck a chord.
May I finish?
Only a few years ago AI was not a factor in our lives.
Yeah, a bachelor of arts.
Oh, these are like the AI haters to the extreme, right?
Because like they've just been made redundant.
Because all their art was used to train these models.
then it makes slop that it's good enough it's possible enough that these
companies can just fire like half their you know staff members but then all
their companies are in that failing because the AI is actually dog shit
basically there it is there it is interesting stuff
woman spits on a bus passenger and gets shoved out the door into the sidewalk
Dude that sounds awesome
But you're disgusting wait, he's this guy said you're disgusting to the lady. Oh
It's like ultra dude
Oh
Cuz they are wearing masks and she's not wearing masks
So then she's calling her disgusting because she's not wearing a mask and then she spits on him
That's like an ultimate attack because this guy's super health conscious. He's aggro and now
People doing the freak out thing again, bro
Oh god, basic. Is it basic? I don't know. To be fair, I don't know. I guess if Handovirus
is going around, it makes sense. You know what? If Handovirus is going around and people
don't wait, uh, guys. Wait, what? Why are you wearing a hat? Wait, what is that? Body
paint?
Man, Christmas.
Oh, she's fucking going it. She just lost, like, fucking 30% of her skin, bro. She just
She just looks like 30% of it is skin, bro.
Uh, yeah, I'm not watching that on stream.
No one's gonna watch that.
She does get it yet.
She just imagine accelerating at full speed on tarmac and then your naked back lands full
force with a bike on you and then you slide.
Uh, you know, on the back, on a, her nips are okay yet to be clear.
Her nips are okay.
She's going to have permanent sky all up her back though for sure.
Uh, I'm thinking the L of Z.
Where are we?
Ooh
XQC crashes out after Ray Asian boy drafts him for the Jinxie League of Legends tournament
I
He's not being did ass that was fake did ass guys that's fake that
Uh, Marlon thought he heard Wynn in his room the whole time it was League of Legends soundtrack.
I mean, uh, basic kit, so yeah.
Sounds like he's like, fucking playing outside, sounds windy.
That's the League of Legends point.
That's the League of Legends point, mate.
Fucking hell, mate.
Mate, that is fucking windy!
That's my captain!
That's my captain!
That's my captain!
Oh my god, it's so funny.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
OK, all right.
The winner of the first ever Jinxies, what?
Jinxies first ever these tournaments
between the Wells and Race team.
The winner, OK.
Yeah, I think we're good.
I think we're good, Joe.
I've watched like 20 of those clips now at this point.
What was my 20 of these?
Guys, watching me with bad, me badly
leaving this is funny.
Okay, fax, fax, okay are we uh are we caught up down again?
I am very worried your AI use will melt the last few brain cells you posses vegan
Yo Quinn yo bozo
Be it's goo
69 nice
and they should do deal with the development of IGP as opposed to joblessing for an AI
creative position in a real focussing generative AI tool.
What game are you playing today?
Next time I meet a unknown fat person I open up the conversation and ask when their mom
died.
Yo Quinn, listen up you little gup. The results of the testing came back. So, let's see.
Oh, that's interesting. Compared to other react streamers in the popular streamers category,
your WSPM, which stands for watched seconds per minute, is way lower than the average.
only three seconds per minute and the rest is pausing the second lowest is
xqc with a ws pc of 34 seconds guys even the streamers in the not so popular
categories how shiny you need to step your react came up a little bro if you
react to clip and like even when he's wrong if you if you are pause like okay
if the base duration of the video is 20 minutes the reaction to be at least at
least 40 minutes I you know otherwise are you really even transforming the
content. Are you even transforming it? Yeah, no, you just basically just you're just stealing
it at a certain point. Okay, let's go one to 1.5 ratio. So if you go if it's a 10 minute
video 15 minute react that's beer okay yeah bring what is okay yeah dude what
I'm elevating these videos shirt taking elevated you get your dad being
elevated alright shut the hell up I'm elevating the videos stop coping dude
These cops love stone wash themselves. Okay, bro
path no no father XL
Terraria
Let's fucking go gamers, let's fucking go
It's not as we uh, I don't know it says path of XL to machine gun time
No, I don't want to click on this video dude. I don't do it of the fucking one
I don't actually like I don't like ranged abilities that much
Why don't I keep launching positive XL I did I'm fucking positive Excel brain man
I keep trying every time I tried this my muscle memory keeps just typing in pop pop. It keeps thing pop
Second sale goes on May 17th
Apparently x outcome guys. I will be at x outcome if you want to meet me and you want to
Be like yo, what up?
And we can we did take a photo
and
Then you could be swittiest fuck and we can hug bro. We can embrace and
We can just I can you can just give me some of your sweat some of your moistness
Yes, what it's like guys I changed during the convention I would change my clothes two
times a day because I would get soaked from other people's sweat
Two times a day
Yep, game of sweat everyone has sweaty pits at Xalkon don't know why it's like that it's
The social interaction people are scared. They're nervous. They're whatever
So then their pits gets even worse and then you do like a you do like this shit, right?
You do this shit and then their pets this pit transference and just you just get covered bro covered. I mean ice bro
Fuck man. There's a reason I was at the hotel boys because I was just so contaminated
I'm surprised I didn't ever there's people who got real sick, right? I didn't get sick. I believe
And I was like
Bro anyone who wanted a fucking hug was getting a hug
Anyone who wanted a hug was getting a hug. I
Was hugging I was hugging that literally everyone. I mean, yeah, I was doing grabs full grabs
No, no hover hand. Do you hit your belly, bro? See you wish it's out gone soon, bro
Yo, I was not patient zero
We're not baiting there anyway guys let's fucking lock in boys it's it's fucking winning time
We are going to be killing Skeletron today. That's the plan
Obviously yesterday chat yesterday
Zoomed is wrong or something Jack come yes
Have a look at this.
Ooh, have a look at that, baby!
Have a look at that!
That's what we're talking about, baby.
That's what we're talking about.
Waterleaf, waterleaf, waterleaf.
one bus per month guys I need to get the skeleton ASAP when you can run away from skeleton right
because you can only be at the surface therefore he you can escape him so if it's going bad
I could just run away and try again and then run away and try again I could just basically
I can just keep tanning him right until I can figure out how to beat him.
That's how it works.
Go break the Mundo.
We get a confirmation.
Shit.
The King of the Gives Governor is 500 mushrooms and fished 2,000 rear fish.
What are you talking about?
Jet, who knows?
Who is the Terraria Archivist?
I need the Ultimate Terraria Archivist.
So, in one of my attempts, I found the dungeon.
I just don't know what your team that was.
I think it may have been like three years ago.
And what I want to know is where was the dungeon?
Because then I can know if I can see what the dungeon was then that way I could like to figure out oh shit
It's on that side or oh shit. It's at this high or oh shit. I'll have to get to it faster and we can find the boss sooner
If I found it before I know I found I remember was abnormal right it's on the ground
But I don't remember was it like next to hell
Was it next to the sea I mean who fucking knows where it was
was, right? It's Zenith Dip. Yeah, I know. I know it's Zenith Dip. Well, I think I did
find this. Did I need those fucking potions to let me tell them what back and forth? Dude,
I should wait quickly.
Cabins. Oh, guyfish. I already got one. Yes!
You know what I was thinking, Chad? I was thinking this.
What I could do is this, we quickly fish some obsidian fish, right?
And then with the obsidian fish we create return pots so that way I can just like deep
dive explore.
What are you arguing about that?
Do we quickly obsidian fish chat?
I have three Hell Butterflies, I can do it.
I think we do it right? I think we do it.
I think it makes the most sense.
I think it makes the most sense.
Guys, I'm not doing a fishing stream!
I'm just gonna quickly? We're gonna quickly? Look.
Okay, wait, wait, wait. Lava?
Fuck it. Let me think, yeah.
Can I quickly duplicate lava easily?
Wait, how can I get lava real fast?
But I can just cut down some lava, I can bring some lava to my base, right?
What about bringing lava right here?
What are you guys talking about that?
Do I just bring lava right there?
Let's do that, right?
Okay.
What if I got those dangerous inside?
I do.
So, why would I do this?
You know what's scary is that it could be a trap inside the lava.
And it could actually fucking get me, right?
Indie games are a mistake.
You were a mistake, bro.
Couldn't stop your mother.
Unfortunately, she just wouldn't listen.
Did I grab too far? I don't know if that went too far.
It's only a toy shitter or a mistake.
I don't know.
Dude, he's talking shit about indie games right now, bro. Like, what the hell? Why are you doing that?
Indie games? Indie games revitalized gaming for me.
I was becoming very black pill on gaming with Diablo 3 going down the shitter, and games just had been generally speaking bad.
And then whenever I found out about Valhahn, it inspired me thinking like, wow, people can make like indie games and then not complete dope shit.
It's technically possible. And that's very rare, but technically possible.
And that to me was eye-opening.
Like, dude, in the current year, a small dip team can make a game that is fucking amazing.
interesting. And uh, you know, inspirational as fuck. Are you guys you want candy at Valheim?
Valheim is like one of the best candy I've ever made, dude, and it was made by just a
few people. So that's fucking impressive. Okay, is that enough lava chat?
If I just cut more crispy honey down until it looks good
Very inspirational and it's to your mid
Guys
Valheim with Mog guys. I love terrarium. It's awesome. It's badass, but the reality is this Valheim is more immersive
Um, and I want to say, what's kind of just different, right?
But what I'm saying is that I actually prefer the gameplay of Verhorn, when it comes down
to it.
But there's just not enough content in the game, which makes Terraria way better than
Verhorn, right?
Because Terraria is the content.
It's like kind of like part of XR where, like you can have a game that can typically have
So a bit of combat or whatever you could ever but the amount of content here is what makes it so cracked and that's kind of what's
Rory does right there's just so much shit to do in the game right and that's got to be enough love it is love this right
Gotta be
That's I'm saying right if it doesn't if it did
If a game like Valheim had the
the amount of content that Terraria had in it. I would say it would be a bit of a game.
Which doesn't. This is like, this is a fake reality, right? It's kind of like one of the
things. It's like me saying, if Peewee had the content that Peewee1 had, it would uh,
you know, it'd be better, but it's else she doesn't, which makes Peewee1 better than Peewee2.
What are you even saying? What I'm trying to tell you is this, you're saying Valheim's
bad, I'm saying no Valheim is one of the best games ever made. It just unfortunately needs
more shit in it. I just wish they had better balance bosses and more shit in the game and
more biomes and more progression and more things to do because I want more but there's
no more. Is that it? We're done. That's it.
All right, looks good to me
You disagree with me, but you just wrong
It's very shut the fuck up
18 times 10 what's the mess on that chat 180?
Wait, that's not enough lava is it? Or how the fuck can I get more lava for this thing?
What the hell?
I need more lava.
Didn't need a calculator.
What should I do?
Mining this Crosby Honey is going to take a thousand years.
I should just go to the fucking...
Where can I go? Where can I go? Where can I go? We use blind lava? No, it's gonna be so hard.
I can make...
POTS, right? Go to hell and just pour it from a pot.
I think I should do that, right? And that seems like the best idea.
We'll just make a bunch of buckets, we'll just grab the lava from...from hell.
Yeah, fuck it.
Okay, so I dare a pad.
Okay, uh...
This...
Obviously yet, this is just, I'm illiterate.
We are about to do a whole day of progression.
Okay.
I killed the BS today. Did I have a going Skeletron?
We're about to do a whole day of hardcore giga-progression.
Otherwise it was gonna be crazy.
But, in order to do that,
I need to be able to get back and forth between my base and where I'm going, right?
So I need potions of return. To get potions of return, I need a city fish. To get a city fish, I need to fish lava real quick.
So what I'm doing is I'm just quickly making a little lava fishing spot, so that way we can get a city fish, so that way I can make potions of return,
so that way we can explore for the Scaldron efficiently and save time massively.
This is what we're doing.
So that's why I'm going to quickly,
we're just doing a little side quest here,
a little side quest.
That's the great thing about games like this,
where they're very complicated.
There's immersion gameplay, like give a goal,
which creates a sub goal, which creates a sub goal.
So, you know, the sub goal being,
I need to live fish, the sub goal being create a,
sub sub goal being, I'm gonna create a lava fishing base.
Sub sub sub goal is that I wanna get the,
the particular accessory that actually allows me
to fish in a lava with master bait.
I mean you think about it right which is to get the school at such a great game design
Fuck it. I cannot make a bucket for some reason fuck it
Okay
There we go, bugger.
That's a lot of bugger, baby! That's a lot of bugger!
Now we simply go to hell and we fill the bugs up.
All those steps just to master bank. Just open a private tab, let it go.
What the fuck are you talking about, brother?
Like, what the hell is he on about?
Hell-facing a light bulb.
That's it, bro.
That's literally me.
But this is good game design.
This is a good game design right here.
This is a good game design.
Yep.
Yep.
Al, can you replace that light bulb in the kitchen?
What does that look like you're doing?
What does that look like you're doing?
Yep.
That's like when people are saying like, hey, one, two, three, nine.
Uh, are you fighting the boss?
And then you see I'm fishing.
And then I'm like, what the fuck do you think I'm doing?
It's literally it.
It's literally it.
That is, I am literally him.
And that's the reality.
That's the reality of good game design though.
Okay, as you, you know, you, people can't understand just so many sets removed from the
goal, but you are actually trying to achieve the main goal.
And people cannot even see that.
Holy shit, my whole hell is going down, dude.
What the fuck?
My whole hell is going down.
What the hell is going on?
Where the hell am I getting, gay boys?
I'm draining hell, motherfuckers.
What's up?
Bayo chick
Does it- Baybay even stream anymore?
Does it- Baybay like uh, does it not even streaming anymore?
I don't- I thought she was just streaming after- after like wow classic.
That wrong one.
She's like fuck this, that's it.
Well, yeah, it's because obviously said open as a kid now. Okay, obviously, what's going on there? Okay, so that was obviously got a kid and that's what's happening
Kids like one years old at this point, right? Huh? What my love bug go?
My bug where my bug gonna want to go
What
Quick sector somewhere. Okay, look for 200 stacks of buckets. Must be here, if that's what I put it.
Gonna be a consumable time.
Oh, fuck me.
Bro, I got no idea where the fuck it leads.
I've got no idea where it went!
What?
Am I fucking blind or what?
Am I blind?
Must be it.
Oh my goodness.
I don't know.
We're gonna seriously, the partners getting all wrack and fray, they'll do your mom's
hands.
Uh, yeah.
Bitch.
What the fuck, bitch?
What do you think about that?
Stay down, little gup.
Yeah. Bitch.
This fucking bitch.
What do you think about that?
Stay down, little gup.
I ain't really a convenient genius, aren't ya?
I don't know how I came up with this shit.
Okay, we'll do one more base.
Beautiful! Beautiful little lava base there, shall we?
Beautiful little lava base.
That's a lot of lava!
This mode is more fun than this.
I fucking hate that email, it's trash. I'm actually doing a balancing.
I get a few more days boys, few more days and I think it's gone though.
I don't think you'll be scuba-ing these nuts.
Okay, I'm going to fake shooting my brothers, if I add them into this, then, uh, you know
I can even add this to my base.
Just be straight up at it, dude. Watch.
These colleagues are really nice when they're real like them, and they help relax and cosy gaming.
I mean, dude, there's something quite as old, think about this.
Chronic stress is bad for the body. You're watching streams that are high-octane, super stressful, super intense,
but all times you're actually raising your closer levels, which actually makes me fat,
it's making me depressed, it's making you anxious. By watching a cozy stream like this,
it's- you're actually getting gains in the gym, you're actually becoming stronger,
most physically, hand-meaning. So you ought to be thanking me for these cozy streams, yeah?
This is therapeutic, what you're getting right here.
Shut some lava on snow, guys.
Great, you put lava on snow.
This is a great idea, isn't it, champ?
Ah, yes, the old lava on snow technique.
Yes you do champ, as you do.
Good shit!
Okay, we're ready to go!
Bang!
Bang!
We'll get the old tag out.
Get a little baby pig.
Perfect!
Uhhh...
A little table.
Little chair.
Perfect, change the old fishing gear.
Hey, it's 8am!
I
Yep, oh jump ready jungle surface
Some of this work, yeah tappin should be service I think
This is dangerous shit, I'm in the jungle with no gear up. I'm just having a fucking rebel. Oh, that was a fucking rebel
What is this?
Did I do this chance on the Zepis?
Because I don't know anymore.
I wonder how much I made when I hit Terraria.
Did anybody- I would have anyone think that like Terraria is like this game, like, all you do is fish.
Heh heh heh.
They're like, every time I- like, it seems like every time what happens is I log out of Terraria-
Like, I log out, I'll finish my just-jannying, and then I log in to Terraria, and then I immediately stop fishing.
And that's all I do.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH!
pocket man's fishing guide baby that's what we talk about yeah get the pocket
fishing guide hell yeah baby oh shit
one there must be some people who think that I'm like like this game is just
like literally only pitching and that's it
you know I understand you I can see how you think that if you look at it
ok where are we?
right bot
so not bot
Fishing bot.
Come on, can do it Ryan. Fishing bot.
Oh, Saki.
Are you freaking fogged, James?
Oh dude, we've officially sustained.
We've officially sustained, Jeff.
Look at this.
24, 28, 200, Saki.
Can we get Sona?
Can I turn back and get Sona?
I think it's Coral.
What am I missing to do Sona bot?
It's a little scurril, but it can't be, it must be something else.
Any bosses?
I'm going for Skeletron today.
I'm literally, so it may not look like it, but I am actively progressing to Skeletron
right now.
Like, I get understanding you think, wait, you're not doing Skeletron right now?
But, this is dynamite, but how is there a dynamite but in the fucking mushroom zone,
dude?
How is he in the fucking mushroom zone?
Fuck that, Terraria devs.
I understand you could think that maybe it doesn't look like that I'm doing that,
but right now I'm actively farming a...
...item that will allow me to efficiently find Skirtron.
So, yeah.
Bang!
Pitcher gear goes on.
Boom.
Check one.
Check two.
Check three.
Check four.
Eat some die.
And now we fish.
Oh!
And now we fish.
Yes! Okay.
High-test vision line?
Didn't get it.
What the fuck you, you fucking bitch!
The last quick travel in butter.
Seven seconds of immunity to lava.
What?
What?
What? I didn't realize there was a fix on the fucking cards.
Did you guys know there was a fix on the cards?
What?
Dude, is the one that says doesn't set off traps on the fucking things?
Cause that would be like the sick one, like the, the dead man's mine card.
does not set up triggers for traps that would be a second design that now when
you think bosses stop story what is it love that I'm doing right now bro like
BOOMING!
BOOMING! BOOMING! We are BOOMING!
Okay, that goes in there. There's deletes, there's deletes.
GG noobs.
Alright, let's get him over now.
Let's get him over now.
So now get this fished up up, it's all good.
It's simple good
So, uh, chat I got the item I needed from there and now I did it now life do is this fish the fish out which takes like two seconds
So this is fighting Skeletron if you can't tell this is fine scaly scalychron right now you're every third
So every obsidian fish I get right it's a potion of return every potion return I get is exploration of the map
Demon conch. Oh, wow
I don't need two of those.
Still.
I'm sitting in Craig.
One Knight! Ah, what?
Oh, Chad!
Wait, Chad!
Chad!
Chad!
Do you think that putting an 1-8 shadow key into...
What's that called?
Shimmer would give me a key.
Looks like I feel like there's a chance it would.
Right?
I feel like there's a chance that would
Why should it because it changes keys into diversion like it puts it like for example it turns character mushrooms into non-corrected mushrooms it turns
and
Acts that one type into an X of another type so a key
Now this is a pet item right it's a pet
But there's a non-zero chance that maybe it would turn it
Like you know it animates a key into a pet or it turns a key back into an item that just opens up a chest
You understand what I'm saying
If I got my foot down
He said my logic is flawed but then if I was right you'd be like Google.
Gee.
So.
Hmm.
Think about that for a second.
Oh.
Yeah, we're doing four more minutes of vision and then we're done.
Check.
Four more minutes of vision and then we're going on to mission.
It's like I got 13 potions now so we're good.
like I mean what the fuck as heaps that by the way the only reason I want to do
this by the way it's because of the amount of effort and time I put into
fishing in the first place you could not fish lava this fast I am if I didn't
I have a sweet fishing spot with a nice chair with all my in the fish ship and
then all the fishing quests are done okay respect the amount of fishing I've
done that allows you to only if this because if I have enough the fishing
Now that I have, guess what?
Fishing this lava to get these potions to return
would take so long.
I'd be getting one frock every 20 minutes or something.
The Queen, I am proud to be subscribed
to my favorite react streamer.
Be gaming today.
Yep.
Right now bro.
Bro, can I really hug you in exile con?
Pinkie promise?
Can we do that for a minute?
No homo.
Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not a minute, bruh.
That's too, that's, that's, that's a long time.
That's too, that's too long I think.
You should try War Tales or Outward One Day.
Both great game you would probably love.
Sure.
Thanks for the great time, Chabrolobobba.
First April's kiss, guys, I'm not gonna fall for that in the current year.
Fifteen of city fish, by the way.
It's nearly a thing which is gonna be a chance to like doop potions when I'm creating them.
Is that saying?
Am I trippin'?
Okay, no one minute, hug the quick-ass grab.
Oh, we have another fishing quest. I just realized I've got to quickly get wait
I have one more fishing quest before wait. I got the balloon craft. I got a balloon craft. I
Gotta get the balloon
We got one more fishing quest
Guys I need one balloon and I could create that it's the best jumping item in the game period
Like I get the quit I can have to eat this item that will not replace for the rest of the place
Lava Absorbant Sponge. Ooh, that's useful.
Did I already have that?
I already had that.
Put a taste of Shrissing Stats. Guys, I felt that once before, but it's the current year, bro.
I'm a slobber, I already got one of those, I already got one of those b****, okay, one
more, one more, one more, okay, that's wrong, let's f***ing go GOMAS!
Okay, what we're gonna do is we're gonna clear this vendor this shit because I don't even
get the stuff and it's just money, so money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
We got our endless water bucket, we got our endless bucket bucket, we got our bucket buckets,
got and now we got the sponge we got the lava sponge we got the what a sponge
perfect
um there's great there on this
oh my god dude that's what's up with these things
Okay, yes.
Bro, I got molten chomps out the wazooia.
How crazy is that?
Do the hell for it, you can get out for it when I'm going into hell, that's overpowered
Fuck
If and coys look at that we got a help we got bonus health then as well look at us
Me go can I don't know
Okay, while we're on our fishing arc we'll quickly just do one more fishing quest. Yeah, I got one I got one more fishing quest
It's just to get a balloon
I got one I got one what I said it's my own fishing quest obviously Chad
Because I got sandstorm and balloon right I
Got white balloon and then I got to do is get the other balloon
But I don't have the balloon to do the balloon so I just quickly we just quickly get one balloon
We get one balloon
Not 99 balloons just one
99.
99.
Loaf.
Balloons.
Something, something.
Let me just do a bunch of drugs.
My guys want some peptides real quick, shall we?
You know what I'm saying?
And then bang.
Ah, fuck.
He's popping some peptides, doing some peptides.
Okay, dude, this fucking thing is pathetic, by the way, I don't fuck.
That's more like it. That's more like it.
That's more like it. Do this, IRL, Unk.
Ummm...
No, I'm actually not. I'm actually not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I fuck you.
Not gonna do it.
I don't want some dog shit scuffed shitty Scooby-moody. You can just stupid as hell, bro.
I hate whatever that Scooby-moody. As you made some sense, maybe I'll consider it.
It didn't make any fucking sense.
Wait a minute.
You are very retired.
Thank you.
Appreciate that bro.
Appreciate that.
Thank you.
Alright, should I get this?
Okay guys, to be clear.
I'm getting coffee.
Boys, I'm fishing up like two crates that are very easy to farm.
Looting a balloon.
Then we are going to find Skeletron and then we're going to fight Skeletron. That's what's happening. Okay, soon!
Soon. It does look like I am just fishing.
Now I'm not simply just fishing, but I am fighting Skeletron!
Okay, I don't know if you have to build a huge arena to you I mean how long that thing
My B arena took me how long I created it and I killed it like guys the B arena took me less than 20 minutes to create I
Have a very very efficient method now of
Well, I feel like I'm missing a buff it's gonna be so not pushing right
I can't make any copies on this is nice. No, no, no, no, this is gonna be fine. Nope. Nope
Well, I don't know when it's gonna be from now, you know, it's one of the things where I'm not a magician, right?
I'm I don't I'm not like I
Don't know how long it was him to get there
It's gonna take me as long as it takes me to get there
You know dude, is it me or these fish real dog shit? Oh, there we go boom balloon
Balloon, that's not a balloon chat. Very common, very common.
Ah, that's by the way.
Q incidentally right from a stream end?
I was wrong about that by the way.
Now, it's the later, okay, of course, the later the stream goes,
the more likely I am to be towards the goal of the stream
because I've had more time so then it's more likely that I reach that goal and I often like say this is a static
goal that I've set and I try to complete it so
But it's plenty of times. I have a goal and I immediately achieve that goal early on
Like go ahead and you know check by the big cell boss kills for example
Dude the fact that I have no cut the fishing line that doesn't rip it's so fucking tragic I
Have lost
Like 10 billion fucking fish to the fishing line ripping and it's not feel like it's a common item
30 seconds wait 430. Okay, well, I'm gonna do is I'm gonna quickly run off and get the fishing quest
Bang, changing my gear, boom.
This is like the rectum chat, so this is like the butthole, it goes through the butthole,
bang.
What the hell is this?
Into this.
Let me go to the fishing quest.
Underground caverns.
Okay, wait, I think I can maybe just get in there
Come on fishing one that doesn't break fishing one that doesn't break
I'm lucky, bro, I'm lucky, I'm lucky, I'm lucky, never ever lucky.
Or fuck the song.
Torn, torn, become a den, torn, a den, torn, to be there by the torn.
I just realized, by having the water further down, my efficiency is getting just low.
Look at this.
It takes time to travel down for a while.
Should I just fill this bitch up?
Well, you're so cooked, dude. Just wait, bro. You are so cooked.
These guys doing this shit that goes for like five minutes that I spice out and don't hear it
But then that judge it's bringing me like you're so coach
They're old they're old culture too soon by the Sun and soon is in like ten months from now what?
Whoa, I got a spawn inside my base. How?
literally how
That could be dangerous. That could be very dangerous.
Hey, Quiney, wanna play Samaram Mayhem with me? Or two?
Fuck no.
Hey, buddy. Can you sign my tits?
That guy, you the tit guy, bro? Dude, the tit guy needs to relax.
New studies suggest that overexposure to a boba contributes to the formation of terminal brain frogs. Be careful, Quine.
I should just put Xenophish's in there, because they're just annoying.
I'm just gonna let them build up, and I'll sell them 20 of them.
Okay, good shit.
Guys, we're gonna get this balloon any time now.
What's up, balloon dropper? I chat on the right.
Let's look it up. Wicky.
Uh...
Skye.
Krayt.
Wicky.
Terraria.
Mayday, Gazatelya!
Your fucking TTS are the kind of shit the CIA used to torture
Ted Kaczynski until he started blowing up people's mailboxes.
I take measurable psychic damage
from a majority of these donuts.
25% chance.
I can't imagine how much brain red you have from this shit.
Frankly, I am amazed that you've got his frogs up there.
Sure.
Can I re-drink?
When do I just slam a bunch of sake?
Can I get my guy wasted or something shit? Can you just fucking reset spew everywhere?
All right, end up dying though, and then dying some dumb shit ever
Wait I can shimmer the balloon puffer fish into a balloon no way. I have so many balloon puffer fish by the way
Okay, wait do I do that?
Do I do that yet? Do we just cuz apparently you can do that?
Should I do that?
Or I keep fishing
Chat, what do you ethical would be to keep fishing on ethical would be do that chat thing which would save time and then we could just go
But then I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it so fast regardless. It doesn't matter
I think I'm gonna get it so fast regardless. It's irrelevant, right? I'm gonna like I'm gonna get these card grades in like two
Margaret's Higgins my fishing level is crazy. I have masturbate at the wassoo
You want me to check vote one for go puff a fish shimmer to
Fish it up. Hey guys welcome. I'll be your server today. What can I get for you? Sure?
bro
listen, I like a salad with some banana powder on it and
Some of that vegetable that's green and round but like cut in half right here. Let me draw it for you
Oh, I'm sorry little guy. I didn't realize here's a kid's menu for you. Do you want some crayons, too?
Yes, please
Do 41 of those good isn't there?
That buckle fry on that Czechs voice that our voices so fucking bad, dude
I said it irritates me.
I don't know why, why, why does it?
Don't know.
But it does.
Okay, like do I want to grab the basket, I think I want to grab this actually, this
is my uh, storage facility.
Okay, there could be bunnies here.
At any moment I could be a bunny with a Donovan on it that just fucking instantly killed me
you by the way. Lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in spacing bro I'm spacing.
I AM A RETARD! I AM A RETARD! I AM A RETARD!
Do you have any other margaret to finish it up by now?
Now that he can respawn again, so I'm gonna lock in. Second gear and then lock in.
I'm logged in I'm gonna see it money if there's a bunny there we'll see it
The eyes can we just stick to the golden standard AI farts and maven TT's like this.
Hello my little frogs there's been a good little bidet in chat.
You have.
Here come the prize.
I need it, I must have the very last one, I need it, I need it, I need it, I need it,
I need it. I must have the fairies. I must have the fairies now.
Come to me, fairies!
Hey, chat! Who is the guy that keeps playing the angry Quintetious, screaming like this?
I am a retard! I am a retard! Retard! Retard!
I don't know why I'm cleaning them, but they seem good.
Okay.
Booming!
Hmm, let's do this as well.
I wonder what that was.
I
Can you just
Right, we got some right
I think we've looked at everything here at this point. Yeah, I got scope
All right, interesting stuff, interesting stuff, very interesting, very cool, very cool.
Okay, so now we got the balloons, boys, we got the balloons.
So we grabbed that balloon, bang, right, craft, this balloon, bang.
So I have this one, white horseshoe balloon.
So I need a cloud and a balloon, which I believe I can just craft like right here boys.
Hey, Quinn, or should I call you King?
Hey, can I feed you grapes like a true king?
Or perhaps you'd like some nice juicy, fat, delicious plump burgers?
Hey, hey, just a little tip.
time you get crayons, you're not supposed to eat them.
Bundle of horseshoe balloons allows the holder to quadruple jump.
BRUUUH!
What the fuck does that even mean quadruple jump?
Ho-ly fuck.
Ho-ly fuck.
Huh?
Wait, what the hell did I do that?
Wait what the hell wait what the hell
I mean dad this is ridiculous right whatever's going on here seems absolutely insane
Can we even have water leaf to last me a lifetime, uh, I guess we'll just do it anyway though, right? Okay
I'm just gonna, it's time for Skeletron boys, and I feed this top, we're gonna roll the balloons, it takes like one second
I have the money, I had the money, I had the money, don't worry about it
It's not a big deal.
I got the money for it.
Let's figure out what's going on.
It's this.
Good check, good check, good check.
Okay, kill this guy.
Can't reroll it for free with the shimmy. What do you mean how that doesn't work?
I'd have to like destroy it and then recraft it and then destroy it and re oh
Wait, so destroy it recraft it destroy it recraft it destroy it recraft it
So I just take this table with me. Yeah, this is crap normally
How much are they gonna cost though?
Hey, G, that's a bad.
There's how we do it!
There's how we be done!
There's how we do it!
Am I acting complete cancer right now, Chad?
It's abnormal for me to have complete cancer, it's very rare that I do that.
Being a non-none, you know, just being a totally organic dude, you know.
Okay, gamers.
So what do I do now? We craft this. So the fable imp stuff. I like the fable man by a frog thing
But what the imp stuff in the FNL?
Okay, we bring it along the food that we need. Okay, so just building
mining
Caring down trees lava immunity. That's good
Mm-hmm, that's everything's good. They got him at to do list
BANG. Dude, I have fucking, the warding bundle of horseshoe balloons and I have a terraspot
boot shit. Like that is god tier. Am I crazy? I'm like, I'm god tier gaming aren't I? You
must admit. Okay now, simply, I come over to here, I scroll down, and I should just
to craft them. There it is. This is why we fisted it. Bang. 17 recall bots basically.
So now I can just whenever I want, I can just go back to town, drop shit off, and then you
continue the game. Do I try and move my flasks like down here?
Not bad or something.
I don't know.
Yeah, whatever.
Okay!
The GPS in your cosmetics a lot? I could, but I always use those slots.
But yeah, one extra slot is pretty big
I'm why am I taking I'm taking around I'm literally taking this around for risk
It's pretty stupid right like what the fuck I barely have used tool belt slot as well
Let's just give it a little belt
okay gamers I must admit this fucking like the ferro item looks stupid I had to break
it just looks stupid I'm gonna sell it just not a fan of the vibes even though it's cool
that I've got everything but yeah fuck that alright gamers dude I'm trying to use these
my fifteen jumps I've got, but it's nearly with all.
It is go time!
I am at the Mr. Fishing Quest.
The thing is I can use my potion, right?
I can come back and use it to the Fishing Quest while I'm exploring.
Okay, what did I set off the exploration there?
Yeah.
Okay.
And that's where we go.
Okay, do not become complacent, Jen.
If you see me being complacent, yell at me.
All right, Jen?
Yell at me.
If you see me doing like real dumb shit, they're just like, yeah.
looks stupid as hell
you know you see me doing some real dumb shit
so we have been rich and so we know that bunnies can actually spawn here believe
it or not
I should try and light every single zone up I go to as well so like it's very
obvious and I can see everything
I'm kind of going with my role of not disabling certain traps, which is a bit sus.
I wish I had a way of disabling, um, boulders, you know, from afar, where that wasn't like
this.
in
So I'm just gonna use my potion of returns indefinitely.
I wish there was a way of seeing up like a waypoint, like I wanna, like it's annoying
because I wanna have like a back, what I needed I needed a pile on, like a forward operating
pile on.
Cause like when I log out right, and then I log out and then I wanna get back to the
side of the map again and I can't get there right.
I see some really dumb shit.
Warning, dumb shit bottom right.
Okay, knock over.
Oh shit, come on, he's here.
He did?
He did.
Come on up.
Gollum.
Gollum.
Gollum.
Gollum.
Gollum.
Gollum.
Gollum.
Golem?
for what these gums reflect they do some way of shit right?
I don't want to just break minecraft tracks for no reason.
Can I see explosives over there?
What are those attached to?
What sets those up?
You know?
I need like a dynamite launching weapon
There we go.
Okay, I can hang.
Okay, I can hang.
And if a lot of minerals are good, that's even even Monic Buster, I believe.
I want to, do I sit my recall potion as my potion return?
That way, whenever I panic recall, I can return.
So won't feel as bad.
But that is, I basically, every time I recall, I use Obsidian Fish, but I mean, whatever
they're, it takes like two seconds to pop.
And you guys see now if I sign up fucking doing that shit now?
Um, let's just keep going.
So obviously I have Bane's Rear, as you can see, I have Bane's Rear.
This is just some rediscovering grounds.
We're almost back to where I was though.
What the hell is that?
That's weak as hell, bro.
I really discovered your mom's ground last night.
Where did that come from?
Can someone explain me that?
Why do people randomly do that?
Why do they randomly do mom jokes?
Unsolicited.
What have I done to deserve the mum jokes?
It's like, I talk about you guys mums all the time, but I basically never do that, so...
The fuck, man.
You got some from a fucking mum joke, Andy.
An anonymous user gifted a tier one sub to stop underscore stalling.
What do you think I'm doing right now? I'm confused. Wait.
Wait, bro. Doug, a guy who's anonymous because you're a fucking pussy bitch.
Pathetic. By the way, pathetic.
I am literally
actively looking
using the best knowledge that I have to go on
Trying to find the boss. This is me attempting my hardest to find the boss.
Now I am quickly grabbing some honey because I thought about that. I was like, you know what I actually need to grab some honey.
I forget there's going to be a honey fishing quest coming up soon and that would be kind of nice.
I was thinking about using honey pins instead of potions because they're actually elevated.
Oh my god! My music's wrong! My immersion's ruined!
Huh? Wait, look! Bear Statue!
There's a singing Bear Statue!
You are missing something, dude.
Holy!
Holy!
Do you see that? Like, check. That's insane perspicacity, right? Like, what the fuck?
The fact that I was able to notice the past statue is fucking next level.
Like, how many people saw that I had a second past statue?
Insane.
Okay, come on, let's snatch it off.
I guess we have to speedrun this.
Oh who's this? Who the fuck's this? Jake Nichols Lisp. Thank you for your rescue.
If I were trapped out here any longer I could have come down with each stroke.
My man!
I've saved you.
Dang, I've saved you.
Okay, guys, I'm real.
Uh, this is kind of crazy.
No, Jake!
Jake!
Oh, he dodged it.
There you go, there you go, there you go, nice.
Jake! Jake!
Oh my god, Jake is so lucky, bro.
Action is coming.
Am I fucking retarded? Wait, I'm seeing a bass statue.
It should show, right? It's a statue.
It should show as a...
Well, this is a magnetic pick.
Not in range. In range.
To the right.
I said it's it's it's it's it
We don't get it we don't get it we don't get it we go for it, bro
My potions are all fucked up, they're all like, staggin' in some weird way.
Dude, where the fuck's my demon frog at, bro?
I'm not stalling! A Bastachio is fucking cute! Okay.
Is a Bastachio good or not good for fighting bosses?
Spoiler alert, it's insane.
What the fuck is this?
I
Know
no no oh fuck oh fuck okay I'm just trying to back I'm just changing the
back I don't know what happened I somehow headed on left click and I
fucking left clicked I left clicked to click quick stack and it was like
highlighted on the fucking thing somehow I've never since that's like never
happen bro and then it fucking used bro it fucking used oh my god minus two
fish oh well mouth of the fishing question out there is where it is that's
unlucky that's unlucky that's unlucky I mean I don't make the rules chat is
where it is is where it is man is where it is fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Actually, he's grabbing.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
G-fucking-G-noobs!
Okay, we got the GG fishing rod, the literal fishing rod, the literal poo the fuck am I
bro? I'm the fishing fucking god. Okay, damn that sucks though, I lost all that fucking
progression. Dude, that sucks so much. I have to go all the way back through. Do you know
what, I actually lighted it, we lit it all up with, I mean, this one is, I did it in
no fucking backspace. I need the dungeon so bad. My whole bag is in fucking potions,
bro so then I have no fucking face John I got no fucking backspace so then I had
to go back to town to drop shit off and then because I don't go back down to
drop shit off oh my god
Um, it's not Phaedon's birthday, I think.
Okay, let's just delete arms as we go, Jack.
Okay, everything's up.
Just look for fucking bunnies.
It should take me long, I've got, we've got...
I can't believe that shit, so I don't even know what happened yet, I had a post in a recall...
Right?
I'm gonna go back there doing what I did.
It just fucking somehow mispressed when I was pressing Quick Stack.
I don't, I've never seen that before, but it literally like, mispressed when I was pressing Quick Stack.
Umm...
Which that's just super unfortunate.
It's a lava channel. I just don't need this.
I just don't need this to a chat.
I should just delete it, shouldn't I?
What do I need? What do you need like an additional LavaChop for bro?
25 minute duration food by the way.
Just eat it bro, fuck it. Is that mine that pervers the sets though? Wait, did I just give myself a downgrade?
I just don't need that LavaChop chat, I'm just gonna delete it.
I feel so bad dude that's so so I can feel like I'm retard maxing by deleting that but like whatever
Am I it's gone now I
Had to say food and it just overwrote the frigid food that is a chance and I've desynchronized my food. Oh
My god, there was a detonator inside the lava by the way, so if I jumped in the lava blind
I could have just set up the TNT and I would have died. That's how that went. Wow
Get him boy
Whoa
112 that guy's for 112
They guys for 112. Oh, they're gonna dangerous, aren't they?
Yeah, let's go listen we need to make progression
We can stand about this high if we go over it.
I'm trying to lead this stuff as we go, so I'm pulling bags up.
How'd these work?
So we just stand on the side of the lake and just hang out a jog, I guess, for a jog
apart.
What is- I'm getting some weird thing like how do I get stuck and just get slowed down.
I don't understand how I'm doing that.
I'm not used to that. Nobody doesn't happen.
CHIZZOOOOOO!
A fairy-trick of Jesus Christ to delimit this game, I kind of put down that chair.
Why is there a fairy-trick in the game, bro? What is that? Like, how did that exist? Like, dude.
I don't know what it's.
There's some fucking freaks making terrarium or dead ass.
Got my fairy choker on.
It's so weird how they make choker into item type, bro.
This game's kids, man!
And full runnig builds.
It's it you I must the choker based up is weird chat. All right
But that's a mainstream item type
You know, that's weird, I think you're weird
That's interesting, it's a rotation button.
You're going too high on that chat.
You're going too high.
lower
dude
fuck her almost got me bruh you almost got me
who do you think he is?
these guys have told me in 2-3 hits
So you give up? I am making it look like I'm a complete gigatrad because I am a complete gigatrad but the shit is rippy as hell.
there
there ain't a fucking hundred percent man
Where the fuck am I bro, he's eating this so cooked!
Now he's supposed to navigate this terrain!
I'm looking for my Illumination Mug, I'm looking for my Illumination Mug, I'm looking for it.
Well, I'm not able to see it, out there.
I'm just worried about dying to darkness, because it's very dark in here.
I'm gonna go lower I think. I'm looking for dungeons.
How foul am I? Can I just take out the boss?
Just spawn a brain boss and just come on. I would absolutely lose.
I would absolutely lose.
I don't like this. I don't like honey.
Wait, I could have just swung and I could have just exploded a TNT and I could have just died.
Right? I could have- they could have been a TNT down there and I could have just killed myself.
There still could be one and I just happened to have no idea.
I don't know that's at all. Let's use the other weapon.
I should fucking help with what those are.
could be anything in that honey check
this is brutal man this is brutal I don't know how the fuck I don't know how
you guys think Tina this enjoyable this is like the most unfun exploration ever
I'm used to going down minecart tracks, having a good time. Just enjoying myself,
biving out. But I'm just going through cancer, honey, lava, traps, demon mode, shit.
This is not cozy, bro. What is that with that? Oh, it's honey. Yo, that's a big boy. That's a
She has a good character.
Nice.
This is a good way to answer that.
Torn! Torn, people maddened!
Torn, fun!
It's a fucking dog called your character wears chat. That's fucking weird. You can't tell me that's not fucking weird, bro
That is fucking weird
That's fucking weird you will not change my mind
mind there's some they're dead for whatever reason there's a lot of furry
who like this game there's a lot of people are like really alternative like
yeah he shit I don't know why like this is a
Homologous man, holy fuck, that lord's crazy, bruv.
Torn, torn me!
How is this anyone enjoy Zena?
Like exploration.
I suppose it's not.
It's supposed to be cancer isn't it?
This is what it's supposed to be.
Holy fuck.
Look at my video game's gameplay screen right now bro.
I'm going down dude.
Fuck this.
I'm going down.
There's a hat in there, nah fuck it I'm getting fucked.
PORN PORN PICROMOTA!
I'm just gonna go under all this, I think we just go under all of it.
I don't know what I'm gonna miss. I'm worried, Chad, that I'm gonna miss the biome.
MonkaHeliWatch is white people happy smokes while running over civilians of Chicago and factank people is also there too.
What was that?
Agus, Agus!
Mine's been by 25% by the way, holy!
Agus, Agus!
Can't come as Ebenezee through Kevin, through an unfloomy Kevin's there.
Good afternoon.
Heaven, Heaven, Heaven, God, Heaven.
Speak ye of sales when this thing's yes or done,
Shame on us, by its degrading turf,
That once we say,
We stay lower. We stay lower, champ. Then we stay lower.
We stabilize this line, otherwise I get cancer and it makes me start complaining, which
is not fun. Oh, streamer complains about like fucking crispy
honey and fucking lava for those seven thousand slides I get that everyone knows
this like that that crispy honey layer is the most cancer shit in the game
right like nobody likes digging through some goopy shit that kills you in two
hits if you don't have a potion that's right no one enjoys that
oh what's that what's that what's that what is that what is that we may have
We found it! We may have found it! Okay, wait, lock it. Okay, it's a chest? It's a dead man chest.
That's it, right? That's a dungeon. That's gotta be the dungeon. What else did that part go to be, Jake?
Oh, this little goop arena is about to get destroyed right now.
This guy lives, I'll leave my own ass.
Watch this.
Boom.
Get boondoned on, bro, get boondoned on.
Okay, beautiful as it is.
Watch.
Okay, right?
Check this out, boys.
Closer to this stuff.
Can we have a fucking dig thing?
That's insane.
Can we have a fucking dig thing that's insane good telepathy mushrooms
Cheers that voice on the back
Look at that I'm back I'm back
I'm fr- I'm kind of transparent right now, and I was a bit of a transparent guy.
We found something! It looks really close to what the dungeon looks like.
That looks like dungeon tiles, that looks like dungeon assets.
I've not seen a dungeon mob yet, which doesn't, so it could not be the dungeon
technically. I just need to see a water candle or something, and then if I see a
water candle, we know that's a dungeon. If this is the dungeon, boys, we have
located it. If we've located the dungeon, we simply need to find the entrance. We
find the guy, we kill the boss.
Oh, James, ready, boys, I'm gonna take a piss.
I'm not googling! I'm not, I'm taking a bit...
In my phone?
I'm taking a piss!
Thorn, thorn, be gone by then.
Thorn by then.
Thorn, go and be there by the thorn.
Aegis! Aegis! Aegis! Aegis! Aegis! Aegis!
I guess, I guess, can go on a seven-seed for Kevin, to an unflowy Kevin-seed, Buonatayo,
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin not, Kevin.
Speaking of sales on these things, yes, sir, and she-
I saw what you did there, Squeeby.
Do you really think we'll not be able to see through your tricks?
You were getting annoyed by that thorn's TTS
and kept skipping it, provoking the chat.
Then you let it play one time fully to avert our gaze.
You consider us fools.
Keep on coming.
It's really pleasure to sit so high, it's great.
How the fuck does it even play with this?
Yeah.
I can't play with this.
How does it even play with this person?
Oh
You are bad!
You are bad!
This is Zenith, by the way!
What's that?
This is Zenith, by the way!
By the way!
This is Zenith, by the way!
By the way!
What? What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
Skip!
Skip the TS!
Skip!
Skip the TS!
Skip John!
I don't think I know what I'm doing!
What are we doing?
Stop!
I'm trying to focus on the fucking dunge right now, bro!
I'm scared the game is going to like...
I'm scared the game is going to say like, you're in the dungeon.
It is so boring that he's making chat do that.
What? Who taught that shit?
Non shit TTS palette cleanser.
This Teraiya that is boring is making chat do that.
That bandit guy?
Guys, I don't think I'm gonna stand.
Okay, do you know if you go into the dungeon before you fight the boss, it kills you instantly?
You understand how that works, yeah?
You know that's a thing.
Okay, if this is not the most relevant fucking thing ever, your band just a good-
You're literally banned. You're literally banned.
you never lost size gossips arm makes any close-gers collect 90 inch replica
costs $429
yeah, too bad
I'm doing a ban for today
keep ban for today
guys this is high stress man this is high stress the fact that you aren't like
locked in guys lock in I could die at any moment I don't know
I'm about to spawn a boss, so what's gonna happen, dude?
I'm trying to figure out what's going on.
I'm going up this weird ass, there's like a corrupt tree,
it looks like.
So now we're going up the fucking tree.
Cause, matter of fact, I'm not even gone though,
I was just going on this fucking tree,
with this fucking corrupt tree.
Do I go in the tree?
If I go in the tree, do I just instantly die to a demon?
I feel like what's gonna happen, I don't know.
where the fuck is the modern and have sorry Quinn you are us we were born into
it molded by it
This has to be a crime.
This has got to be it.
I appreciate the donations guys, but can we just, anything you could ask me can pull some
questions.
Maybe some questions about Terraria lore, or some questions about video games in general.
I don't know, something.
Wait a minute.
Yeah, this is like a normal fucking tree!
Wait, did I not find the dungeon?
It's a jungle bat.
Bruh, I thought I had found the fucking dungeon, is this not the dungeon?
Let's go around it, I mean.
I don't know, it's weird, I've never been this progress yet, this is all new for me.
I mean this is entirely new
This is the furthest I've been so I just don't know like what I'm doing at this point
Nobody don't mean to see if I know exactly what I'm doing
But like we are officially at
new shit
And I'm just confused right now, and I don't want to die. Are you planning to beat this room?
Looks good so far
This is the right man. Just have a little text
Let's go down.
Let's see if we can find something that confirms it, but doesn't, because right now we can
see a weird zone.
I've never been.
I have never been this far.
So this could just be a weird zone.
That's him!
That's him!
That's him!
That's him!
Wait, I found him!
That's him! I had his the dungeon!
We found it!
What does the old man say?
I think he gave the totem first and then he does it.
Did you kill the old man?
I don't know if I can talk to him in person.
Can I talk to him?
Jesus.
I
This honey is driving me insane
This honey is gonna make you fucking just fucking fuck.
It's fucking...
Oh!
I'm gonna give her the honey and we're gonna give her lava and then this is the zone which
is gonna be where this can't.
There'll be so much more.
Did I leave it?
Okay!
This is the tech boys, this is the tech.
This is the tech boys, this is the tech.
I'm scared that my guy is going to go in and aggro the boss somehow, you know?
Okay, wait. What I should do is this. I should make the arena hell, yo.
Should I do a check to see if my bombs break at the surface?
I don't think they do because there's a lot of bomb go up there and it didn't break.
Let's just check to see what happens.
Okay, then tell us about the zoologist.
Nope.
Yeah, we're doing a little test here.
World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft.
World of Warcraft.
Anyway, that did not blow up the side, did it?
World of Warcraft.
Let's just do a double test.
Kevin, Kevin!
Kevin!
Kevin!
Thor...
How are you, big bro?
I don't know what we're doing.
I had a question. A very important question related to...
SPIKY SHIELD
SPIKY SHIELD
SPIKY SHIELD
The world, criminal, and mind and touch are these straws.
You seek to try to come a world of work with the world world of starlight and blood,
I don't get the cash next time, between life and shadow, or the untailless.
A world war here is worse than death and never die.
Not in the world of warcraft, set and enjoy an experience of the last time.
Chad, how long do I want this arena, do you think? Like, how long do I want it?
...is getting dangerously close to the dungeon.
What are your orders? You are orders, master?
We must break what little mental he has left. Send in the Benny Vaders and spam the TTS.
Great idea, master.
We must break his spirit and the brains.
Release the frogs. Release the frogs.
I'm not an enjoyer, whatever the fuck's going on right now.
I'm just trying to lock in here. I'm like that doesn't the gg run as opposed to a baby. We're like popping the fuck off here
Come come also Quinn selling this terrarium gameplay like one piece fans selling their show
Bro, I promise it speak on chapter 34
983 just hang on a bit. Yeah
And I'll get it.
Mmm, look at this cheesy pizza.
So warm, so stretchy.
Listen to that.
So gooey, stretching forever.
Mmm, feel that pull.
It's my pizza!
Ahhhh!
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Mark me, Shaw.
Shhhh!
Shhhh!
Let's say A.I. as an actor.
You are banned for Moon Lord.
You are
banned for Moon Lord.
You are banned. You are blue boar.
Stop giving me money! Stop giving me money! No, Funaloud! Stop giving me money! No, Funaloud!
Are the vibes off, Quinny? Gonna end the stream.
Are the vibes off, Quinny? Are the vibes off, Quinny? Gonna end the stream.
are the vibes off Quinney?
gonna end the stream
are the vibes off Quinney?
are the vibes off Quinney?
are the vibes off Quinney?
fly to him
Pussy in my ass, pussy in my ass, pussy in my ass, pussy in my ass.
Huh?
E-E-E-E-E-E.
Tired.
and
Yeah, yeah.
He, ah, yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Okay.
Why am I got two of these now?
What the hell's going on?
It's a mint, bro.
Goddamn, what's up with this dick?
Okay, let's move to this bang.
I'm gonna chuck this over here for those over there.
Boom.
Alright boys.
It is looking good.
It is looking real good.
Stake it
You can never use mining in hardcore you can't use mining
Damn what's this fast quest
Surface they don't care about being a millionaire
Hey, you gotta pay tax and you pay mods and you pay an architect to draw your green barn and all them bills
stack up like hay bales in july next thing you know the bank account the heads
sure buy more bombs
this is the bomb guy this is the bomb guy
oh shit there's a lot of bombs
Come back here, come in the sticky bomb, three month streak waiting on boss kills him down
to wait more yet.
I'm about to pop off here, okay let's get some fucking campfires, oh tell me I've got
Tell me I got wood in my bag, tell me I got wood in my bag, did I bring wood, did I bring wood?
I do not think I brought wood.
Whatever, let's just get some bags.
Rain frogs!
I should go down this close, right?
Torn, torn, the big, go madder than you.
Literally, what the fuck are we doing?
Like, actually, what the fuck are we doing?
Like, I actually said, what are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
The- the gen-
It's not even funny anymore.
It's just like annoying.
I don't think anyone likes it.
I think it's just-
It can be all disagree, like the-
The thing where we spam.
It is this fucking dog-
This dog shit?
It commits all greats dog shit
Okay, what do you guys think about the skeleton or any size is it enough
I'll check gifted a tier 1 sub to EGIS underscore form.
They have given 56 gift subs in the channel.
Are we good?
You're gonna get...
I don't know if it's long.
I...
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accurate I feel like it was all about you've got to caught him horizontally and
then then how the fuck do you make an underground horizontal arena through
like fucking lapis on you can't I just have to I just to make your the ground
have to do without doing that right
Let's check. Is this good? Is this length good?
Do you think? Hmm.
Because in the arena you don't need a long one, right?
For the beach.
But this isn't the beach, it's the skeleton. I mean, I don't know if this is just unprecedented shit. I don't like...
I don't know if anyone's even made it this far and seen it before.
18 is pretty good, right? 18 is good to me.
That's real good to me.
A tree just fell onto your car, it just gained value, a tree just fell onto your car, it
just gain value. The mold in your sauna has more alleged gym visits. The mold in your
sauna has more activity, has more activity than your alleged gym visits. The plumber
Just threw your sauna in the shimmer
The plumber just threw your sauna in the shimmer
The plumbers threw your sauna in the shimmer
sauna in the shimmer
Oh my god, is it what I say what does that mean?
Is that what I say?
Okay, wait at the daytime he won't trust you right so what I should do is I should just so I just aggro the boss
Do you think?
And the nighttime and just fight them and see what happens
Do you think that's what I do and just like I don't know if it's a bi-thing
I feel like my arena should just be long.
I feel like I should make a longer arena.
I need some glass. Dude, I need some glass of my gear.
Wait, skill doesn't kill the old man, do they?
Wait, skill doesn't kill the old man.
Well, he should already be dead.
I'm excited for my own bombs I think I mean I don't know this is fine to me I
can jump that easily
I'm hate watching the wall why why why
There's people doing a hate watching and a hate watching.
There's like people who are watching and want me to die, right?
That's not hate watching. That's people who just want me to die.
And then there's people who actually hate watching.
They dislike everything about the stream.
They dislike what's happening.
And they just are not fucking angry.
Why are they guys?
I'm so mad right now.
Why did you do that? Why did you say this?
Then that means if you're doing that, you're freakin' you need help.
Dude, didn't just like, go through?
Oh, trust me, you fucking bitch!
I'm gonna go back and slow it down.
Okay, I guess that should save.
I guess that should save.
Let me speed up the left side.
Let's speed up the left.
I need the fucking end.
The end is better than this shit.
Get these shit off me!
What a mess.
Do you get back up in every area?
Get these things off me!
Wait a minute.
Did you get back up in the right area?
I'm in some winds.
You really don't know you won't chat that's what we're at right now so don't know you
can't okay boom past that you down high lands down is looking clean it's looking nice
give me that one of these down perfect I got better that's not high that's my wall
cool.
Alright.
Do you know why I do this by the way?
The reason I do this is because
You want Bob's to spawn and get caught on the outside that way they're not inside
So you want to have like this you want to and then you if you happen to have a mechanic where like turn ships are down
Or whatever you want a flat roof
You don't want to just snag your character and randomly stop your momentum. You want to keep them in some you know I'm saying
Which is why I like a nice flat roof
That's like a mob trap and a thing that makes sure as you slide along the, you know, the
field when you're jumping.
If you're moving in a direction at a certain speed and then all of a sudden you stop and
then bang you get hit by a mechanic you did.
You can imagine.
Okay.
That's looking pretty good to me.
I don't know.
Oh, that's the best edge to wager. They're both on the same screen.
For sure we'll move the other way.
Perfect.
Okay, break my arena chat, break my skeleton arena.
Zero.
Eight out of ten.
Zero, we got a lot, I'm seeing a lot of zeros, which is a bad sign, I'm going to be real.
I think maybe it needs to be less girth, more length, you know?
I think we have length. I think this is all the length it needs.
Right?
It's one of those things I don't know though, so...
I don't know. Something that scares me because I don't know.
I don't know if this is the feathers of Bane. I don't know. I don't know if this is about
to be a suicide mission or what. All I have to go off is memories from like fucking, not
Not even 3 years ago.
No, it's like memories from 4 years ago when it like killed Moon Lord on last mode.
Like, I'm talking like, these memories are like 4 or 5 years old.
I remember like there's a skeleton face with like hands or some shits.
And you fucking, he like chases you along.
This is about it.
And like, I don't know, it was like just some side-boss you killed before you got to the
Dungeons.
Dude, he's just completely solid by a mimic.
He's not good.
I do remember getting one jump while I'm during the daytime so like if you spawned him during the daytime
He would just instantly keep I remember like fine the boss and all of a sudden he just killed me
I don't know where and I was like, huh? I remember that happening. So I know there's that mechanic
So at least I know that that's that way but then I'm worried about it
Like what am I spawned? I'm just like I know he's a smooth zenith bullshit that just kills me
I've never fought this guy's in a period
No once never
Like
I'm clueless.
Clueless.
Okay, uh, I want to say a little bit of a little sunflower here, Sheriff.
I bought your rib, $269.
Okay, well, I'm gonna know about your statue.
Dude, the bunny had a sore bunny. I just freaked out for a minute.
Okay, some blameless... I mean, dude, do we just... let's just do this.
Okay, Shat, Terraform 69, here we are about to pop an ove.
Just one more Dyson Sphere before multiple bosses.
Is that a white bloooook?
Shhhh!
Sorry about that, Shat.
I just needed my 2,500 dynamite to gentrify the dungeon multiple biomes today, checked.
If you're running around doing this, check out the spawn spotwebs and the bottom ones to slow down your momentum and get you killed.
I'm just gonna go to that side and get the spot away.
Okay, looking good, looking good.
Let's go to this, that, here, pull this shit off.
Close, close.
I just had no backspots for any voice, everybody.
Of course you believe your fishing quest is real fast.
That fish.
I said I'm fucking too sick to hate this bitch ass.
Tacklebox!
Tacklebox!
Two hours later.
Why can't I combine any of these?
2 hours later.
Why can't I combine any of these?
Wait, weather radio.
6th and this thing.
Come on.
fucking fish find a bitch bang
It's nice fish finder take that fish finder tackle box
Lafrey's fishing hook
And with the fishing ball
Loan
Yeah
I need wood in my bag. What? Wood? Okay, we're going to tear in rich mahogany, apparently.
Lots it how much time did I say by the way every time I do that? It's like I just saved fucking 10 minutes or something
Legit every time I do that it's like 10 minutes saved that's sick right you could admit that's sick
Okay now
I'm trying to go dirt lock, sun flower, seeds.
What we're doing is make a little thing here.
I'm not just doing some pointless herring thing chat, this has got a point.
Trust me.
Bang, look at that.
Happy flowers.
Happy flower, happy flower, happy flower, was good.
How many bosses do you need to defeat before Moon Lord?
Um, I mean I'm more focused on this wolf flesh right now and that's like one.
Wait is it one? Wait what? Wall of Flames? Dungeon? Is Woolbush next?
Can't go to sleep. Sub-Mutica 2 comes out the day after tomorrow. So something is gonna
come up wink wink and he will fight the boss tomorrow. Die early then in stream pause of
rage quit. Sorry the script got leaked. My bad. MEME.
me bro, very hilarious, hilarious, very funny. Wow, you should be a come on comedian. Bro,
I'm literally about to find him. What are you, what are you, okay guys. Who reckons I
should try and craze the length of this? Who reckons I should just say fuck it and just
attempt him bottom you giant pussy shut the fuck up bitch
Shut the fuck up, bitch.
Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
If I'm gonna fight him, it's gonna be at the start of a night, right?
If I'm gonna fight him.
Sure.
Um, okay.
Let's check that arena.
Fast statue, happy flowers.
I
Have flowers fast at you
Come to Brazil Quinn
Well, yeah, yeah, I need some happy flowers up here
Yeah.
Bro, I would. If I could travel more, I would, man.
It's just like, impossible to travel when you got like,
fucking full kids, bro, this is what it is.
And you're a streamer, so it's like...
I just kinda believe it.
This is for conventions, it's like, you know,
I can maybe justify something, I'm like, yeah.
As you're saying.
I would totally do it, though.
Okay, clean. Speed it, yeah. Gold mouse.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
You are the moon lord!
Look at that personality, by the way. I've been so long dead when I've never seen that.
The moon lord!
Can't be placed.
Holy fuck
Okay
Kentfuzz
Fast tattoo, heavy flower, campfire.
Let's see if I can.
How many places is this?
What?
So I need to do that jump every time.
Okay.
Okay.
Uh, let's just fast-touch your back.
Get the mining potion back.
I mean, I could do you a hard wait chat. What am I beginning? I feel like I'm for sure. I'm thinking of nurse station on a chat
It's fucking nurse station there missing
Should I fuck with a nurse station should I fuck with a nurse station real quick
You just have it down here, right
Let's have her down here.
I got her right in the middle of the station.
Dr. Benny Vader.
May 12th, year 2026.
Entry log 67.
Regarding specimen code name, Quinn 69.
Our preliminary results show great success in mental conditioning of the said specimen.
By carefully engineering hidden sound triggers and embedding them in the so-called titty
ass, we're able to subtly affect its prefrontal cortex in addition to disrupting his neurotransmitters.
Thorne's aegis attempt proved effective in further establishment of hooks in project brain frog
Okay, so at the bottom of the map, we're gonna nurse.
I can right click, press heal, bang.
We have infinite gold.
Okay, we have a nurse station check.
Wait, you can get like, I put the jungle woman in here, didn't she give you like a buff?
That's a good idea, a bad idea.
I'm the fish, I may as you need to get some fish here, we'll have to see.
Let's have a look at my fish, okay, boys.
The skeleton arena is built, I mean I don't know if it's good enough or if it's gonna
be bad or what's gonna happen.
Um, this night, so whenever night starts, it's like 7.30pm, 3am right now.
This night, we will engage Skeletron, okay, I repeat, this night, so on the next, literally,
I'm gonna say 10 minutes, I'm gonna be finding Skeletron, but first, I need to use the ablutions,
okay, and I will be right back.
Go bear back gentle bear back
I'll bear back get your
This is a 10 minutes though skeleton first attempt
Chat I believe yesterday
I said I farmed out all my potions and then I would be able to just do bosses back to back
Find the boss make the arena and do the boss
so simple just do the boss no more stalling but oh wait should I fuck with
the nurse first fuck a nurse Eroga fuck and nurse what was I doing again I need
some potions first Skeletron will die today or at least I will let chat on
that I will fight him today
I
I guess, I guess, can go on a seven-seed through Kevin, through a non-flowy Kevin-seed.
Buonatio, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin non-Kevin.
It said, does it make the problem and that's what I'm in on about who it's meant for?
And how much cream is your serious problem, Gorsum?
They all said that they didn't say I'm fat.
They all glossed down point sixty-nine streams.
They all said I'm just a shaggy dino speedy beast.
Take black and brown arrows.
Take shaft, a wrong hand doctor.
Take dead ground, gross count, 269.
You know I actually invented cows whatever you say my little hobbit buddy
Whoa!
Seriously?
Eh.
Peach mouse...
Peach peach mouse...
Beech Beech Mouse
Bacckxickshhhhhh
Bacckssshhhhhhhh
Bacckssshhhhhhhh
Bacckssshhhhhh
Beech Mouse
Beech Beach Mouse
Chad, today we're taking down a boss
Arena's ready, potions brewed, it's happening
but first, quick prep, let me just tie this bro to several tasks
We'll get a couple walls in here
Look at that, instantly safer
Gotta organize these chests
so they'll save us mid fight trust
Popping some lighting
Go on mobs, squading on our heads
I'm adding a room for the NPCs
Helers need a comfy spot, right?
and yes, swabbing this wall
Symmetry buffs, moron
Wait, if we're fighting out here, we need a warmup chest
Just toss one down, boom, perfect, and obviously a real arena.
A few rose robes, campfire for regen, standard OSHA stuff.
Evil wood though, hang on, McFarist run.
There we go, sustainable forest, you're heroes.
Alright, storage overhaul.
Potions up top, gear middle, junk bottom.
It'll totally matter mid-fight, trust me.
Hard lanterns, bananas, buff stacks for days.
Is this the boss?
Alright, summon goes up, big spooky eyeball, love that.
Hold up, that platform feels off-center.
One sec, yeah, see this needs to be one block higher
or the symmetry's ruined, can't have that.
Just there, better, maybe torch spacing too.
Quick touch up, then we clap and promise.
Actually hang on, let's test the swing arc on this sword
with the new height, yeah, okay, yep.
Boom, clean, and a flower from around. Gorgeous.
People keep saying I'm stalling. I'm not stalling. I'm strategically enhancing the vibe.
Totally different. See, now there's a lantern. Everyone feels safer.
That's a good game design right there. And with this sign, bam, communication.
Perfect timing is flashing, which means streams about to eat us off will, uh, let eyeball-
Huh?
Oh, the nurse with the witch doctor there.
What's happening?
Sure, I lit noodles on the stove.
I had sucky noodles.
Yeah, the chair's like-
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
I'm gonna fly like this, head back again, because the best list in my face looked lonely.
Couldn't leave hanging.
Find number excuses, mood loads going down for-
Which duck duh go bang holy fuck bro these soggy Cabanara man what can we deposit all
this shit's the golden mouse dude how much is the golden mouse worth how much is the
gold mouse with
Dude tell me what he's for that seems rare as fuck
Shop gold a mouse 10 G
Hey 10 G's 10 G but I'd say no to that a
Little fishing class school. They just get that scarlet. So I've already got that one ready to go J.K. Dude. Okay
I'm not fishing.
I'm not- I'm just doing the quest for one micro second.
Trust me at the same time.
Bang, it's done.
Oh, fuck, yes, baby!
Fuck yes!
There it is.
Officially done. I think that's it. Am I done? Boppa. Love fishing look.
Hi Tess fishing line.
Wait unless that combines maybe it combines. Let me have a look here.
Hey, what is it combined with?
Oh, it finally goes into the cell phone.
But what do you need for that?
You need the Angla Tackling Bag.
Oh, I'm missing that one.
Much, much later.
Oh shit.
Fucking autism with my arm right now, Tread.
Alright, GG, that's huge anyway.
I like that special line, it's massive, so GG.
Alright, put that back, put this back.
Uh, we don't need obsidian skin potions for this, we don't need spulunky potions for this.
Oh my god dude, I'm running out of the bag space.
I'm running out of bags, okay, I don't need that anymore do I?
Nah.
But I also don't need, I probably don't need something else now.
Okay, thorn spot, endurance spot.
I have one summoning pot by the way, Monka.
Archery pot.
Calming pot. You may not need that for the boss fight, but yeah, whatever.
Rath pot. I'm missing one of the pots aren't I, Joe? I'm missing one of the damage pots.
I haven't missing one of the damage pots. Archery pot. That could be a difference in winning or losing.
I have red pots. Do we use do we use red pots on this? Do we use red pots on this?
I mean, I'm as alright am I died this attempt so I can't hurt to test it
How'd you use them?
Hundred potions did I can just use I 42 under potions. Holy fuck
That's crazy. Actually, that's insane. I can use that as that's useful. I think
Okay, bogus.
I'm missing the crit potion.
I'm missing the crit potion.
It's that one.
It's a brave potion.
I should have some more summoning potions, right surely.
I have one.
Oh, that's a good bumble.
We can do that later.
There's two.
I'll get the one creeper I have.
I'll try to buy one.
Check, check.
Okay, creep part, rage part, heart part, artery part, summoning part.
I'm scared swiftness region
Dangerous and skidded on him from kids build the potions shine potion endurance potion and towards potion am I forgetting a potion chair?
Burgers for the big buff
Magic damage monitor potion Wow
This magic damage monitor potions
I
Pretty sure hey guys
I'm skin I've got a line skin the further potion I have wait what I haven't got
Oh, I haven't got the poison shit the fuck do you call that?
This
Am I gonna mail later in the bus ride who knows
I love my dog can walk in and come back and that thing has changed
I can walk my dog. What are you talking about? I'm literally talking about the father boss.
Fuck you dog.
Okay!
So we're gonna use the bees.
It's AM, it's daytime, it's daytime, it's daytime.
It's daytime.
It's daytime.
I'm gonna sleep. I'll just sleep in my bed. I have to waste another potion to do that.
Do I waste a potion to sleep, chap? I mean...
He just won't come during the day, right? He just won't come during the day.
You don't need noctime and zenith.
What is this?
Whoa, I don't want to spoil.
What is this?
Wait, do I not need noctime?
Can I just go?
Okay, apparently it doesn't matter.
Okay, fuck it then.
Fuck it then.
Oh dude, this feels bad.
Something feels wrong about this chat.
I don't like this. I don't like this. It feels something. I feel like I'm about to die
Camp wasn't it yes, so people don't fucking TTS mid go
All right, lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in lock in okay, okay, thanks, chug
Hey, chug
Thank you. What the fuck is that?
All right
Actually, it's pretty pointless, but whatever dude, okay, and then
Going three two one and
And...
Convict! He's not coming!
Stranget, you possess strength to be my master!
BULLSHTI-
Okay go back straight away go back straight away go straight away go straight away heal go straight away
way
Where is he what the guy go what the guy go what the guy go
oh you serious right now bro are you fucking serious right now bro are you serious right
never. Oh my god, dude.
This is the best I can move here.
Potty go. Potty go, potty go, potty go.
Stoutless.
Permission to roll dead ass.
two of my potions are being wasted my potions are being wasted my potions oh my god bro
No, I don't even know what happened, man. I don't even know what happened
I just clicked it and then it was a fucking guy. Oh, he's back. He's back. Okay. We're going to beat
All right, I'm so close
I
Do
I
Friend I'm I formation does that below. I'm just saying I'm a crack
So much damage so much damage
Suction!
What the?
of
the
You're a BAD SHIT!
It's that easy, you just fucking kill him bro, you just fucking kill him.
You just fucking kill him.
You just fucking kill him.
Appreciate you eating lunch hook.
I figured out the tech.
Who saw those iFrames?
I'm just saying.
Who saw those iFrames?
Right as his head come up to you and you're about to get hit, dash directly into him.
Bang.
You just iFrame his head.
Cause that was what was doing the damage was the face hit and I just iFrame it.
And uh, I mean I wouldn't say I could do it two times in a row.
I wouldn't say I would be able to do that.
What the fuck is that?
What is that?
What is that?
What the fuck is it?
Indie key or something?
I need a special key.
I can't open it, whatever it is I can't open it, I don't know what it is I can't open it.
It's like it's got a key in my jacket I can't open it. I haven't got an item since I'm
summoning it or anything.
God, how do you use these buffs that I've got to go fucking own the dungeon though?
We got this crazy buff up, we should go use it.
We'll just go back to Tamer first.
Okay, dungeon time, boys, dungeon time!
Shoes crossbones at enemies while you're attacking.
I don't have any space for that door, chat.
What can I do?
I'll use Skeletron Hand versus Diamond Hook.
Don't get better
I
Sorry about that
Okay, check my bad. We just lost like a bunch of time
I just lost a bunch of time I think I don't hold away back now
hey who fucking cares though bro who fucking cares though bro look at that
look at that one two three four five six zenith bosses baby fucking six fucking
Zenith bosses baby not even hot you just do it bro you just fucking do it
you just kill him
What the fuck?
Come on, driver.
Hey, bugger, we don't... I mean, do I use bugger for this problem?
Yeah.
We save a pad die. We don't need bugger, but let's...
Yeah, we go back down again. What's it is?
What game are you most looking forward to this year?
Oh my god the build is popping off.
Oh my god the build is popping off.
I'm looking at it. Yeah, P2. P2 is my number one most anticipated game. Like, like, what
release of... I don't know. I mean, yeah, I don't know. That's it. It's P2, bro. Easy.
PewDiePie is out, but it's early access.
It's early access.
Like, the actual game release, and like, the actual full game being out with all the shit.
Like, easily it's PewDiePie.
Like, PewDiePie is one of my favorite games of all time, and PewDiePie is literally just going to be...
It looks like it's going to be the true successor to PewDiePie.
So like, 1.0 is going to be absolutely nuts.
I don't know, yeah.
I don't know how you wouldn't have the same opinion,
Alright, you should've just bad-tested video games.
Alright, totally out of the maze video games.
You don't know what the game's about to do.
I like that, I mean, what the fuck?
I don't know what to tell you, mate.
Hey, what the hell?
What is that?
What the hell is that?
He's dead.
What the hell is that?
It's just a chist NPC, apparently.
Oh my god I can't believe I have to make it all the way back to this place dude this
is cringe brother.
Yeah my bad Chad I missed fucking pr- well what happened I was in my base and then I
fucking missed press somehow.
I know how we are boys, how we are.
I should for sure have the Hunderbosher now.
Do I have a 20 minute Hunderbosher right now?
The ginger's still good.
Wait guys, I don't, like, you can just end.
The last time I did it was in a dungeon chat.
Okay, the last time I was in a dungeon...
...was more than four years ago.
Do you understand that?
I have not been in a dungeon for more than... it's the last time I've been in a...
Four years.
Four years.
Think about that.
I have not been in a dungeon for four fucking years.
Actually insane.
Oh my god, I can't believe this.
Zenith Skellige are unblind. Did I play well? That was pretty good right?
Ooh, that was pretty good. Nice.
I mean that was pretty nice right? You must admit I fucking
popped off there boys. Man that was pretty damn good.
I mean I won the fight bro.
We got three hearts here, we got three hearts.
The fuck am I, bros?
What is this?
I hate this thing spinning around, it's the worst thing I've ever done.
What the fuck is he doing here?
Holy fuck.
Little Guppy Wappy had more buffs than all of the known gods combined and there were still
doubters lol.
He could have stood still and not lost that fight.
You're retarded by the way.
Just so you know, you're completely retarded.
If you saw how much this contact damage was from his face, I don't know what to tell you
man, you're actually a fucking retarded.
I was eye framing his face.
Go away.
I mean, I don't have to tell you.
I've heard his face. I was cooked
Like that that was imagine like doing insane Paris and docks holes, that's basically what I was doing
But I guess the people if you don't know what it just that you can't hear the Perry, but it's happening. I
Was just repeatedly parrying perfectly timing my Paris
Complete goat
Get you guys under the same pair of- there's an iFrame mechanic chat.
Okay, holy fuck.
Back.
Um, okay, I'm supposed to sleep.
I'm supposed to get a magnificent press against him now, dude.
I'm gonna fucking eat my own ass.
I thought he wouldn't eat my own ass.
Okay, can we get a portal in there?
Let's fucking blow me somebody a portal.
Kevin Pylon. Sure.
Yo, get ass! I haven't used that. I haven't used the Kevin Pylon.
Alright, if only I had just got that down before I'd fucking missed this one.
Okay, so now we don't have to worry about that, we can just do this.
Okay, let's go gamers. Let's go. We're it. We are in the fucking DUNGEON!
Oh shit.
What are those?
Marching bones, Banna.
Wait, I said I didn't. I did just said I don't know.
I think it's the big witch
The witching table OP bro, what the fuck
33% chance you know consume potion crafting ingredients I mean GG why isn't everything so it's hard
to see everything I don't understand what's going on I need let's go back get more potions
I could just do this, like, the beautiful thing is I could just do this.
Bang.
Boom.
There's no opportunity cause, yeah, okay, big watching table, that's BIS.
Alchemy table, so that's gonna replace my other one, bang.
No way.
Uh, I believe I have some shit like, scene of Dark Pushes.
Okay, it's Glunky Potion's check.
I have potions that let me see in the dark.
I'm sure of it.
I have Hunter potions that I have to see in the dark potions.
There they are, my old potions to burn.
I may have hunter potions.
Dangerous ints, builder.
Archery.
Splunker.
Knight out.
There's another potion.
Who could see it, chat?
If anyone wants to see the potion, let's me fucking hunt things.
I got 40 of them.
I remember going like, wow, I've got 40 of those.
I could totally use those.
I don't think she will have it on.
Can anyone see the pots?
Where could they have gone?
Well, I don't be inside the peg, but...
How could I- Bro, I'm just wasting my shit.
Open your eyes.
I can't fucking see them, bro!
I mean, I don't- I'm fucking this lake sick!
I am dyslexic!
I sure have them bro, I know I have them.
I don't know what color they look like, what color they look like.
Maybe I can stage one of those like, I don't know.
Okay, it's red. It's a red potion.
It's red.
And all that one.
Where could it have gone?
I'm a fucking god, I've been since I looked like the whole time, but I'm a fucking kill-a-danny idiot, dude. I'm a kill-a-danny idiot, okay.
Leave at your own risks, NPCs. Wait, should I block them from getting out? I probably should, right?
They jumped out they just did.
Okay, bang, potions are up, okay, now I can see what the fuck's going on here, boys.
Wait, I can't see, what the fuck, it's just pitch black in here.
I'm just closing this shit-ass inferno thing off, bro, it sucks.
Oh my god, it was the inferno thing making it impossible to see, bro!
What would that do? Are I still in this?
What would this do?
It's going to summon the hornet or something, right? What else could it possibly do?
Oh, it's summoning some mimic.
I'm going to punch
Meaning box or fuck?
I'm going to punch
I
Dungeon bed bro dungeon bed hell yeah
This is crazy how little you can see considering the hey Quentin chat. I am kind of new to the terraria streams
normally how many hours in to stream does the content start with this game
I mean anybody's complaining that it is not enough content bro you're never gonna enjoy the stream
So that's just don't watch terraria bro. There's something like complaining little bozo bitch
Don't have keys, how the fuck?
You get keys from a mob in this place.
Those guys or something, they're mages or some shit.
There's a guy with a key!
Huh?
I see him.
the
the
work and
the
Um, yo, that bolt is cringe Wait, something drops on these skulls as well
that I need.
Like, dead ass For sure, something drops on these skulls.
I'm getting like massive brain signal saying
Oh
BOOM
It's a slime
It's a slime
Oh did that guy just die?
Ah
I am like that fucking slime dude
Get it
Okay, I don't know what the hell the point of that is but you're like oh shit
or relax or relax
bring dungeon bays, or I bet you, switch dungeon lambs
I don't know, I'm glad you just spawned point
it's just a big one
Is the dungeon pointless pre-hard mode?
What the hell up, bro?
I don't remember! It's been four years! I mean, clearly there's a point of the dungeon, bro.
Clearly there's a point of the dungeon!
Why would there be no point to a dungeon? Why would there be a boss that blocks you? Oh, gongki.
I'm pretty sure that you open up the chests.
And the- oh the woman's in there, girl, no.
Oh, it's over!
Sadly, my queen.
Sadly, my queen.
Mechanic!
Mechanic is broken, because...
Why isn't she in?
This allows me to make insane arenas.
Oh, can I make celliputters?
that's grants improved vision and teleporter this is what I refit okay so
chat I run around with teleporters and I open up everything in the game a bubble
gun shadow key okay so I got a key to a chest which gave me a key to another
the chest bubblegum oh my god oh I love the sound after that well another chest
okay let's go
yeah so you can use teleporters chat and boss fights if you don't know this so I
had teleporters set up for boss fights this is some high-level shit that a lot
you guys probably don't understand okay see the slaying whatever not a big deal
Should come back.
Or do I get one of these anyway?
It's weird, I can just dig for the dungeon. This is totally abnormal.
Dude you get a void back from here. I'm sure of it. Maybe that's hard mode
But if it's not high mode, I mean I'm gonna expose place fully I don't give a fuck
I mean we've already found a mechanic which that's huge on top of that
We've got keys for the obsidian just which that's gonna be a big deal
I'm pretty sure you get like a weapon from that you get a pistol
there's a hellfire you get a pistol actually right zealous blue moon
Moon Lord's torso
Moon Lord's fucking torso, bro. Holy shit.
There's a lot of dudes in there.
They're actually doing damage to me, huh?
I wonder if I can just kill these guys, because I can a lot.
I was gonna fucking me up man. I'm gonna fucking me up.
I should fucking plug it.
What's up? What is going on in here?
You know, bro?
This fucking brain-bending the veterans here.
Dude, that fucking artwork looks sick.
These skulls are definitely really good for something.
My brain is releasing a huge amount of dog meat whenever I see those skulls.
I don't know what item they have, but I know it's good.
Because I remember vividly being like, yeah, skull!
And then I would kill it and then some item would drop.
I just don't remember what item it was, but I know there is an item
that the Skells have that I want because I was excited I'm excited to see them
for some reason. They're getting me going you know.
I'm not saying anything now, fortunately.
I'm bleeding or bandage from this place, maybe.
There's an item that stops you from being knocked back as well, I'm pretty sure.
Which is like, ultra-biss.
Like you never take it off.
Oh, fuck, there's a lot of moths, bro, there's a lot of moths, oh, what a handling, right
there.
These bozos, man.
Maybe they dropped the voidbag material?
Maybe that's why I'm excited to see this?
Oh my god, this is just crazy.
What the fuck is happening, bro?
I got that for 100.
Alright, I just don't have any bags by spinning.
I don't have any bags by spinning.
I'm actually getting overwhelmed.
I don't know if these guys are at all these weirdos with the circle.
Coming at the block off the top way.
I
Do these guys in here, I don't know what that was going on
What the fuck don't I need books chat, why would I need books, right?
I'm ready to get out of me terrible believe that
Demons! Must progress! Must progress forward!
Okay, I'm at it, we're at it, we're at it.
Okay, I think we got anger guns.
Oh my god, we got the fucking, uh, we got the, we got the, the, the, the booba painting.
Booba, Booba!
Booba!
Relax, I'm coming to my painting head, bro.
I'm coming to my fucking painting head, bro.
Ancient Nicar helmet.
Range critical strike.
You got it?
What's this?
Bookcase graphing.
Bookcase graphing?
Huh?
What the hell's bookcase graphing, Jack?
the hell's that?
probably, dude, oh my god I'm getting fucking killed by whatever the hell's going on right
now, they're shooting through the walls man, they're shooting through the fucking walls.
leave me alone demons!
Okay, we keep running, we keep running.
I'm making a press check, that's slowly whittling me down, it's telling me to buy our attrition.
Okay.
I'm just going to delete my asset check, I don't think that's it, what I wasn't going
to say is that's it.
Okay, brave potion? Nope.
Okay, I got some hand.
These guys are tanky as fuck.
I'm getting hit by, I'm getting off-screen bro, what is this?
So I can't reach it at all, I'm like fully trying up at this time today.
What is this?
What's wrong?
Did you leave everything Chad?
We got a fat law?
We got a fat law?
What the fuck killed me, what the fuck can't tell what's going on?
Help!
I'm yet to loot anything like that useful a little bit annoying
Zella's Blue Moon is for 67!
Bro, what?
That's a lot of damage.
Destroy that Empress again.
Ooh, it kind of melts.
But again, it's not a Swazer's chair.
it's not it's not the sword has just got some of the range on make sure stuff
quickly and it's got to go through walls you really can't be that can we
Are you getting so many go in case?
So many go in case.
What is, realize, is that Skell-emoji gonna summon the Curs-Skell?
Is that what it does?
Like the Skell, it probably does, right?
What else could it fucking do, dude?
I just thought it was a cosmetic statue, but actually it probably summons the flying sails,
right?
Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, hang about, hang about!
This is a mob?
Huh?
I can't attack.
I cannot use any items.
What the fuck is that?
You can't stop it, you can't stop it.
it's fucking rock bar guys where it goes
What?
Really?
Really? Okay, you can't go to the spike bubble.
You know you can just fish in the dungeon, Clint. Wait, what do you mean I'm gonna fish
in the dungeon. Alright, I'm trying to look at the chat in like one second and it's pissing
me to read the whole time. Bro, I'm just trying to get for the dungeon and explore it and
open up chests until I get whatever it is I need. I know I need something in here, right?
That's what I'm trying to do. Bro, bro, those mobs that shoot through the fucking walls,
Oh my god
So what the hell's this guy
What's this game's after
This wall skeleton can be placed.
Holy crap!
Once I kill 50 of these mods, we can look to find out what I actually need.
As well
What does it have to know? Oh my god, I'm a fucking walls man. So we got multiple chests down there. She had multiple chests
Oh, yo, that looks kind of nice
Fuck you, I was trying to look at the thought for that thing to hold on.
This is farming boys, this is what I call farming right here.
oh my god stop there it is that's what I need
you can't be a bomb there right there's nothing
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die.
Actually, I'm gonna die, bro.
How am I dying here, bro?
This is madness!
I need fucking anti-spawn rate, bro.
I need anti-spawn rate.
I need negative spawn rate.
Wait, do I have a comp push?
Probably do a fucking comp push.
Probably do a fucking top up.
Oh my god, you dropped that shit.
And that's gonna be hopefully super significant.
Why don't we just get that jab we got?
It goes in my safe, I get a little chill.
There's no way it's a chill, there's always a mob shooting me through the fucking walls,
isn't there?
Okay.
Oh, fuck you.
Let me relax!
Man of tech, I can't use items! What the f-
I can't use items! What is happening, bro?
I could have put my campfire down!
Oh my god! Jesus!
Okay, we got a hot lead in campfire down. I should be coming in.
We should be coming. Campfire is on. Oh my god, bro.
Pike win, guess what?
Okay, Cabo Shield grants immunity to Knockback.
That is my best.
Right there boys.
That is my best.
GG.
I mean, we put that on instead of this, right?
I didn't even roll fucking demons on that.
Am I an idiot?
Jesus.
Okay, I don't know what the fuck those skeletons got.
It's supposed to be dropping, but they're supposed to be dropping something soon, surely.
Coming decent size to the danger noises.
I'm gonna make a blizzard jab.
Okay.
Progress.
You think I want to kill 50 of these face things by now?
I
Slut panning in here
Kusco there is yeah, we got it be serious. What does it that these things have that I need they have something right for sure they do
Telecounter. That's what I need. Nazar! Yeah, I need a Nazar, bro. Wait a minute! Can I
Can I just spawn these fuckin' things in?
Wait!
Can I just spawn these fuckin' things in?
Right?
And the- and the- and the thing!
That might be best that safe, bro.
Shadow Team, two.
Anyway, this is good.
Because, city and luck, folks.
the Fury.
Riot.
87 damage.
Whoa!
Ooh!
Oh, hang about bro, what are you guys thinking about that?
My manica is back so quick by the way.
What are you guys thinking about that? That looks kinda good.
Oh!
You all this this this this
Yes!
Tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one, tell me I can't one of those things.
Oh no! Oh no!
No!
I deleted them!
Oh!
I had so many of them!
So many of them!
Morning from Wanganui. We're outside the property of local streamer and part-time ride share driver Quinn.
And the big question today is, will he do an Uber shift?
According to the tradition that's grown up here, we only find out if he pokes his head out of what neighbours call his kakshed
and spots his own shadow, sort of a Kiwi twist on Groundhog.
Hey, how the fuck do I have a nice chance?
Okay, water cannons. Oh, these hold.
Yeah. Bones.
Wait, Chad, I got something. I got a craft. What is that shit called?
Magnet? Chisel? I mean, I have to guess my pack, right?
Bro, I- I'm missing one item and it is literally the fucking- okay, craft.
graph hand of creation need a fucking step stool oh my chat I literally had the
step stools in my bank here and I needed that free up space so what I did is
like oh I'm never gonna use the steps still and I grabbed all the steps tools
and I fucking deleted them all and I had a bunch of them and now I have none
ahhhhhh
that is icky as hell bro okay wait bones
what
OOOOOOOH!
Can I make it now?
Boy bag, boy bag.
How can I make it?
Why not?
Boy bag.
Huh?
What can I make it?
Maybe this?
Maybe...
What can I make it?
This thing?
What can I make it?
I have a limit. I have the materials.
What is that?
Wait.
Wait.
Do I need brain mats?
Is it brain mats?
I
How do I know I have brain mats I killed like a lot of those I killed the brain and I killed all that I killed it multiple times
I should have brain mats I
Did have brain mats I have 293 tissue level bone and then fucks that shit jungle seeds I have like a thousand of those jungle seeds
Thousand of seeds, bro
100. Look. 100. What? Am I a fuck down rate that?
Crimson Ulta!
Ah, I see, I see, I see, I see.
Okay, okay, okay.
Interesting, very interesting.
Okay, could be a bunny in here, open this up.
Could be a bunny in here, fucking lock in.
I can't be used to store your items store items can only be accessed by you contain items picked up by boy bag boy bag
summons the void vault can be used to store your items store items can only be accessed by you
Is that like the piggy bank? Is this like a stationary piggy bank? Is that what that is?
Yeah, it's my different bases, bro.
G freaking G noobs
I'm gonna have that on G mine, maybe I don't know
Okay, wait, so I can just put shit in there yeah, and then it's just in there
How does that how does that boy back work doesn't my guy eat food from the boy bag
Does he eat food from the boy bag
He does eat proof in the boy bag
yes yes oh my god this is the biggest unlock bro this is the biggest unlock
oh there's gonna be such nice quality of life bro
This is gonna be huge!
Okay, let me just have money draw a toy bag.
And I just press B when I burn it to 8, and then bang, my guy eats from the toy bag.
Boss Wayne, I already killed Skeletron today, bro. What are you talking about?
I already killed Skeletron.
What are you talking about, Boss Wayne?
I already killed Skeletron.
Jesus.
Fucking relax.
Fucking relax.
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna go yeah, I tell you you get a bonus fishing place, bro
We should have given us fast as fast
Blamer because if you say the glorious streamer is a dog a tamer that he know how no other option, but to fuck your mom
The benevolent streamer is it motor feel right?
Do not speak ill of him and be a big fat bozo blamer because if you say the glorious streamer is a dog
Tamer that he will have no other option, but to fuck your mom
Wait, dude that sound was so good man, so good man, I appreciate that man.
Okay
Let me see let me see let me see dude the boy bag is so crazy wait so all my foos in there wait can I
Bro, I just chugged from my boy back. I just chugged my boy back. Oh
my god, oh
That cancer I've gone through the dungeon is like no longer cancer
G freaking G noobs
I feel like I'm doing something wrong, I don't know what it is, I feel like I'm doing something
wrong, Jeff.
I don't know what it is.
Oh
It's a fishing quest. I'm supposed to do a fishing quest
I've been ignorant yet a lot today my bad if I am sorry to have been so long
oh telecounter baby telecounter one out of two items complete we just need to get
the nizar now
it's gonna get a nizar real quick
dude this is so fucking good what oh my god being denied
Wait, my back? What's going on?
That kind of attack? That kind of heal?
That's so crazy.
Dude, don't they have these items that are so grippy, actually?
Wait, what the fuck?
Dude, this is a kill condition for these guys.
These guys actually have a kill combo.
If I get silenced and kind of use health potion,
or a recoil potion,
they can just, they can kill me.
That can absolutely happen.
I wanted to drop that fucking steam and tried it more but it's gone.
Now what about it?
Okay, one of the other curses.
Yeah, okay.
I knew about curse.
It's coming back to me now, like cursing mobs, item, you're gonna sin.
How well do you remember stuff you did like four and a half years ago?
The last time I was here was four and a half years ago.
For me, that's like an eternity, it should be clear.
No, I remember it as much.
I remember it like, oh wait a minute, it's a good thing to kill these skulls.
I know that I want to kill these skull mobs.
The scum-ups are like this.
I remember that much, but I don't remember much why.
Now that I've seen their loot profile, I know I need a good tele-counter for a reason.
Unpleasant handgun.
There's other bullets.
Is it Frog Stature Jelly? I mean, I have the room to loot it, I guess.
yo what is that what is that what is that that's a special chest that ain't
no normal chest
you can see a special chest yet guys so because I'm such a potion cut because my
filthy dirty dirty potion cuck potion you call me a potion war
Getting the void bag is like such a big unlock.
You saw like how much of my time was me just trying to manage my inventory.
It was, it was like every two seconds. My inventory, my inventory, my inventory.
Yep. What?
Some cheats. What is that? That's, that's for later.
That's a hard mode one.
one. That's what that is. You come back here, you go back here, you get the high mode and
you run back here and you get that. That's what it is. It's a special high mode one.
Okay, so what I'm gonna do is this. We're gonna make a big mark into this chest. I'm
gonna know that I'm gonna come back here in the future after a little plush. So we're
just make a big thing on the map and then whenever I get that key I'm gonna be
like oh shit that's right it's in that place where I put all those torches oh I
must have a torch light I'll be able to see that right that's pretty this is
Let's get it up.
Dude look at these mugs over there, what the fuck.
About half-lap right now, chat.
I'm just gonna relax for a second and continue exploring this dungeon.
Oh, it's so crazy how much bags I have now.
Like it's actually, it's game-changing.
It feels like I just downloaded like 20 quality life mods.
Like if you could see like a stress level, why I actually have that in my Wook fan right
now I can actually have a look at.
I bet you my stress has gone down like I feel so much more relaxed now that I can just loot
stuff and just walk around the fucking dungeon and just focus on the monsters and like I
know I'm getting to loot.
Oh my god dude.
I'm quality of life gaming right now baby.
Maybe.
Okay, you know, getting out into that, that would be bad, that's a insidious...
Ow.
It's a bomb, bomb, bomb!
It was our bomb, I got hurt, thanks.
It's good, whatever, it's good to pretend like there was a bomb, just in case there was a bomb.
I wonder if I can get back to my demon frobes by the way.
Oh shit, Padre's a twig!
Padre's a twig!
Holy shit six minutes, bro. What the fuck it's six minutes. It's fucking six minutes
I put like the base am I gonna forget that I'm logged in and then fucking die subject
Pause let's put order pause on
This order pause on and I've got the screen up
I'm scared man. I'm scared. I'm gonna I'm pauses. I'm out
Dude terraria clicks stuff through the game
Born hold the spirit deer, but I seek not just to hold it.
I seek to become its champion, like the Asmiri of old.
I seek to become a spirit walker.
Oh shit.
In return of the ancients were having an ascendancy class for the hunters, the spirit walker.
We covered some of this in our recent content review, but here we will dig deeper and even
showcase some particular builds.
What spoilers?
Most of the Ascendancy class is devoted to three aspects of the Spirit.
Vivid, Primal, and Wild.
The Vivid path conjures Stampeding Stags when you attack.
Stamped gives you extra damage area cover that and shocking capabilities
If you want to really focus on the stags the mom's so scared. I'm so scared. I'm so scared. I'm sorry
I can't concentrate. I'm constant. I can't concentrate. I can't concentrate. I can't concentrate. I can't concentrate
I can't I do the screen went from this to this stuff is happening stuff is happening
When I'm all tabbed stuff is happening when all tabbed that I'm gonna die
I'm gonna die, I gotta, I gotta wait, I gotta lock in here, gimme a sec, gimme a sec, gimme a sec, lemme just...
I'll tell you what, do you know what I'll do? Do you know what we'll do with this chat? I know what we'll do.
I know what we'll do. We'll go up, we'll get that, skull.
I know what to do.
Can we go find the skull?
Bang. Alright.
Who was it?
Let me see, we're gonna look at the pewee thing, just relax.
Relax.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go back,
find the skull statue.
What the fuck was that?
Leave your scuttle n' n' zap.
That's what I wanted, that's what I wanted.
Wait, that's what I wanted.
I got what I wanted.
DJ!
Wait, what the hell?
Okay, we have boy back. We have Nizar. We have defense shield. We've found the
chest you open from
Killing whatever boss I got to kill in high mode
Do I need anything else from this dungeon chat? Hey, Storm, what just happened? I can safely say it's not gay to fuck Quinn
Why? Because he's a huge pussy. That's why I
I have the beozole. I have beozole. I have the maramosy apparently.
Am I a mussy?
Okay
But that is gonna be from the chest, isn't it?
That's like a purple that's like a blue sword from a chest, right?
I'm remember it's like a blue cell from a chest. Yeah, I remember it
I don't remember the shit. Well, I don't remember much about it, but I do remember it's I remember a blue soul for chest
The hell was that?
Golem, like the diners
Minus in your Ram room jump while holding downward slamming the ground deal that you
new enemies.
Huh?
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
Wait what?
Oh my god.
Wait, that's insane for dodging boss mechanics by the way.
There's no damage, but that's insane for dodging boss mechanics.
Right, am I crazy?
I'm not crazy right?
you so much down with acceleration. That seems kind of best. That seems kind of best, but
confident in. I mean, maybe I'll use that. Maybe I won't, like I say. I mean, that definitely
He seems very strong.
I'm just quickly trying to, Chad, I'm going to look at the Pee-Ree thing, give me a sec.
I'm just going to put, I'm just in the dungeon, I'm scared what's going to happen is I'm
alt-tabbed.
So, for whatever reason Terraria, your inputs with alt-tab happened.
So I'm thinking alt-press.
I'll be clicking pause in the video, right, and then I'll unpause my game, and then I will alt-tap, and I will be dead in Terraria.
And then I will be fucking depressed, and everyone's having a bad time.
So, what I'm trying to do is quickly just get the last time I leave for the dungeon, so that I can just be done with the dungeon, and then I can just leave the dungeon.
Right?
Oh wow, does this guy go straight to your fucking other bag?
Dude, I forgot how good this shit was.
I forgot how good this shit was.
That shit is so broken.
Like you get more active usable in victory space, and it also stores extra stuff.
I'm watching the video now. I'm watching it two minutes from now. It doesn't matter. That league doesn't stop.
have a look. Boom! Maramusi! Maramusi! Maramusi!
Okay, we have Niza. Wait, check. Okay, we have Maramusi. Okay, wait. We've got everything,
We've got Caboche shield, Bazaar, Niza, Tali-Kana, Marama, Musa, Void Bag, Void Storage.
What else do I need? Okay, I got everything, right? There's nothing else I need.
second desire for shimmer hey dude I need a second desire you know I need to
do I need to get that fucking I need to get that skull
trying
I'm actually dying bro
I don't have that at all.
I'm almost dead, I'm almost dead.
I'm actually dying.
I'm gonna do a bad call.
Nah, fucking bad call. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I hope.
Trying to fucking build stuff for the caxx, but what if I was on some camp out of stuff?
Okay, I'm gonna dash it off.
Dude, what the fuck? Why is there a bag when I hit this?
I guess it kills stuff off-screen. Sometimes more guys can kill me.
I already got one of those.
bro
what the hell is going on?
I
Got it, so I take on wait, what's that pig run you're gonna pay wrong
It sucks as fuck, man.
What the hell is going on?
These fucking guys relax?
I dipped the magic myself.
Fucking Peely man, why are they gonna post it man?
I'm stressed out man, I'm stressed out!
I'm stretching out!
Why they need to post that fucking video when I'm in the dungeon and I throw an old tab?
God damn it!
So even if I un-pause, and if I un-pause in this game, you understand why my character
dies to having no food, because this fucking Xenocede is ass.
And then I'm dead, bro.
Okay, what are we gonna dock?
Cuskeldana.
Bang.
Okay.
Anchor browned banana.
I got to look at it.
I'm gonna look at it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I gotta look at it. I'm gonna look at the Pee Wee thing. Give me a sec. I'm gonna get this continue this later
Get there you later
Yeah, let's just give this one thing
Holy shit.
Good ass, bro.
Valatramarun.
Bounwelda.
What the hell is that?
All right, nope, we're going.
There it is.
Okay.
I'm happy with that.
I'm happy with that.
All right.
Very puggies progression and terraria today.
Very puggies progression.
We're going to look at the P2 stuff now.
Let's go in on it.
Oh, wow, this computer is crashing.
Interesting.
I would just pretend that's not happening.
Alright.
Zero progress today.
Oh, he's just as much as used that.
Literal lost chance.
Widow.
Alright, this is LC++++++, legit.
This guy's fucking done, bro.
This guy's done, bro.
This guy's fucking done, bro.
Guys!
This is the run. This is the furthest I have ever made it into Raria.
Skeletron went down today. We are progging the fucking dungeon.
Okay, bro. I'm pretty sure I got almost every item that is required from the dungeon.
Maybe I need one more N'Zah.
Because Shimmer memes, I'm not sure.
This is gonna suck by the way for a zenith bro. Oh my god. Oh
My god
My god, all right, we'll do that tomorrow anyway that it will continue tomorrow
Huge be a way to news
All right
All right, we're gonna be looking at this this is brand-new 17 minutes ago boys give me one second. I'm taking the place for our watchers
Oh gosh.
Gamers, are you ready?
Are we ready?
We mountain-born hold the spirit deer.
But I seek not just to hold it.
I seek to become its champion, like the Asmiri of old.
I seek to become...
a spirit walker.
She looks a little bit haggard, bro. She looks a little bit haggard, I'll be honest.
Hey, yo, fuck it, she's a Spirit Wulker, baby.
She's a Spirit Wulker.
Bro, he stole my belt. I wanted to do the thing with the tornadoes, bro!
Cause there fuckin' projectile speed in the extra fuckin' projectiles!
Most of the SNC passes devoted to three aspects of the spirit.
Vivid, Primal, and Wild.
Yep.
The Vivid path conjures stampeding stags when you attack.
This is alright. Not bad.
Vivid Stampede gives you extra damage, area coverage, and shocking capabilities.
If you want to really focus on the stags, the Morrigan's guidance lets you create...
Ooh, ooh, creates a vivid wisp and stampede in. Stag deals 20% more damage per leap. Stags have 20% more shuck mag than tube per leap. Ooh.
Even more stampedes with even more damage. Trampling your enemies into dust.
The Primal Path, meanwhile, is all about projectiles.
Yeah we saw that.
This is the one that looks good.
This is the one that looks good.
This is the one that looks good.
Which can be spent to add extra projectiles to your next skin.
And pound scale is still 2 additional projectiles.
60% projectiles.
Yeah this looks like it perfectly synergizes
with this tornado attack, bro.
Gigi, you stole my build bro.
What are you doing?
If you'd rather unleash the occasional barrage,
the muckers gift
lets you store up and
Dodging can expand up to 3 owl feathers granting primal bounty on 100% more power per additional feather expended
gain owl feathers 50% faster
Use multiple feathers at once
And if you're really king the owl feathers work on spells too
What the hell, that shit looks bogged as hell bro, I don't know what's going on, that looks goofy, yeah, what?
Hey, OP though, yo look, it kind of reminds me of D2 actually, it reminds me of like D2 when you see like a million like, uh, projectiles going out and just like zapping a bunch of skeletons.
Gets the beard, you see him on a beard, it's a persistent companion guy that doesn't count as a companion in the moot, yup.
their animal companions to be more literal. Summon a wild protector to give your enemies
a bear hug they won't soon forget. I want to do the bobbits of this, it might be really
good. But bear is a powerful companion in its own right and can also provide significant
utility. Breaking enemy armor, maiming enemies, violent intimidating laws, and keeping itself
bit to fight with its large health ball and life leash.
First of all, the beard doesn't even take up your companion slot,
so you can keep your tame beast alongside you too.
The Carthus Ballot...
Companions deal additional attack damage.
Oh, we already saw this one.
That's what it is.
It's someone where it gives you weapon damage to your companions.
Insane, by the way.
Skill can take your companion's damage one step further
by giving them extra damage based on your weapon.
Spirit walkers who master all three aspects of the spirit may attract the
favor of the elusive sacred wisps. The sacred unity passive is free. It provides
enhancements to all three skills. The stag seek out enemies and can turn mid
stampede. Our feather-empowered skills create a new type of ground effect and
the bear protects allies near it. I mean this seems like a strong build right? Just
Just imagine a tornado build with this, right? It's like, oh, you just get free stag clear,
your beard takes damage for you, and then you get all the feather mechanic where you
just get insane predictals. I mean, it seems like, it seems like just a solid ass build.
It's got damage, damage reduction, and clear all in one.
Take this ward also causes all three skills to change appearance to reflect their sacred
empowerment.
The spirit walker has a couple of tricks up her sleeve outside of animal spirit.
A doletree provides massive bonuses to more minion focus builds.
And last but definitely not least, the natural order passive grants team beast the ability
to tame bosses.
Yep, all of these.
Okay, okay, okay, so we got who?
Monkey?
Worm?
wait that thing you can get that guy you can get the big snake I guess there's a
beast kind of what is this one what is that one is it the hyena this hyena what
is that one there I couldn't see what it was yeah it's that's that ice bird that's
the other bird that's the that's a corrupt bird that's the shark guy that's
That's the dude you find in that one arena.
And the news about him right.
All of these.
The Scorpion.
The Scorpion Lady.
Oh my god, you get the Scorpion Lady on your team, bro, at all times, a boobah.
Yeah, I mean this shark, this shark, the shark boss.
Hell yeah, bro, log in.
It probably brought come as a surprise to hear that these bosses can cut through packs
and bring the pain to their former friends.
If you'd like to look at the Spirit Walker, but need some further inspiration for what
to do with it. We've put together a couple of endgame builds to give you a hit.
I'm not a cement! That would be a pretty fun meme, right?
Um...
Summoning boss...
Build. Just full send it.
Full send it.
Just have a boss and just see how big you can get your boss to go.
How much damage you can get it to do.
Kindly made by some of our developers.
You need to test all the bosses out, right?
First up, we have the Stormbringer.
We have a standard looking Twister build, Dialed to Eleven, where we utilize Whirling Slash and Barrage
to unleash Twisters to devastate our enemies.
We will use a combination of Barrage and our new notable Primal Bounty
to create so many Twisters it more resembles a full Cypher.
Allocating Wild Protector, Primal Bounty and Vivid Stampede
will unlock a notable that empowers all three, giving them more utilities and features.
Thanks to Primal Bounty and the Muckers Gift, we generate a Primal Owl Feather every few seconds that will be used when we dodge roll to empower our next projectile attack, firing more twisters and increasing their speed.
But now, we want to start to empower our Windruckers with the elements, and significantly more damage.
To do that, we take Vivid Stampede, which grants us a Vivid Wisp every 10 meters we trail,
which we can do faster by following our soaring ground.
And then, we expend those wisps to unleash a Stampede of Stag Spirits.
Not only do they help kill enemies. They also create shop plan in the showgrounds makes money
It's kind of like like movement based mechanics. We have to like move a certain amount
It's kind of like I don't know that to me is like it's a quite it's quite extra isn't it?
Yeah, it's quite extra you gotta move around
To like proxms shit like that. I don't know dude. That's a lot
That's I mean for mapping obviously it's gonna happen all the time and you're gonna organically do that
This is a lot of the bosses, but then obviously you have to really think about it
If you've got like a patchwork style boss
Combined, but then if it's a patchwork style boss like you should just melt him in like a micro-second anyway, right?
We have our Stormbreaker
And for our second build today, we have the Zookeeper
This build is for those who prefer to sit back and let your animal army do all the work
The spirit walker has enlisted the entire zoo to fight on her behalf with a whopping six companion skills active
This is thanks to Sylvan's effigy a new unique scepter coming in return of the ancients that completely removes the companion
I mean wait a minute. I thought it'd be kind of fun to do this build
But actually it looks kind of like it kind of looks like a gassy build, you know
This does this look convenient build. I thought it'd be different because of the boss, but
God damn I guess you don't need to do it with certain was this effigy bullshit, right?
You could just not use this item
And then just do this, the boss, cause I was thinking like just one big minion.
One big da- I mean you have the bear obviously and then you have the big dick minion.
And just do that.
And also gives us a big bad alpha wolf that buffs all our other companions.
He looks sick.
We've also got a pack of regalawwolves, three different tame beasts, including the mighty
silver fist, and our trusty bear.
our last bits of spirit used on some skeletal clerics to keep everyone healthy.
All you have to do is sit back and enjoy the show, and maybe remind your alpha wolf to
summon its spirit friend every once in a while.
This might be a good time to mention that.
Man, really, this is like, you guys seeing what they're trying to do, right?
Who sees this?
What are you trying to do right now?
I
Notice I did it in the announcement and doing it again before like look look look at the skills
Look at this
They're trying to say to you like yo this game isn't like fucking 15 buttons. It's not combo gameplay
It's not this like what they're trying to show you like yo dog
It's a one button and then a thing
Like that's like the opposite of the vision that they had and they were going on about with the combo gameplay
They're trying to say like yo this shit is like pe only one except better
That's that's that's what I'm getting from this like I mean and they've done this multiple times now
They did it in the announcement as well. They were showing up the Coro build and they just did the one button character
Peewee one by right. That's what I think they're trying to signal to the Peewee one guys like yo
You can just play it like this if you want
This might be a good time to mention that companions image has been buffed across the board
This build squeezes maximum value out of spirit walkers idolatry node. Even wearing darkness
and thrones to equip more items.
Oh wow that fucking works. Oh it's got minions, it's got reservation as well. Holy shit.
Okay, so wait, I see!
Tempest increased damage per idol in your equipment.
2% increase in your cultivation efficiencies of skill per idol in your equipment.
Gets up to 15?
Holy shit!
I'd dollar-
Tree node.
Even wearing darkness and thrones to equip more idols.
Finally, we're going all the way to the Carther's Balance and wielding a juicy spear to grant
our companions a lot of damage.
Can you hope she's not turning the weapon on?
So, are you ready to embrace the full power of the Spirit?
You can do just that.
I know you can't because you could have that stupid Wolf of Hand thing that I won't want
to use yet.
True, you can't.
You could.
No, you will.
The big deck version of the bell will use the big deck to turn the weapon.
The big deck version of the bell.
You just don't use that one that lets you summon 500 guys, and then you just do it like
just you do one big guy.
One big dude.
Yeah.
No spirit.
I mean, who can use both?
Just figure it out, man.
I mean, hey, the tempting, very tempting.
Looking at that, I mean, the tendency looks like very fun.
You know, something like, it's weird.
It's weird, the PE2 tendency design of all the active skills that you can link and, you
You know you ascend into a thing that gives you a skill, but then you can look that skill up and it kind of does this
It's kind of almost like a little mini build in itself
Right, I don't know it's definitely it's definitely different. It's different to pv1
No doubt, but I mean it looks kind of cool
They build as nc's I don't know I feel about the devs showing you the finished build obviously when they make these things
They can they have ideas and they just want to show people like whoa look what you can do
It's kind of, but then, there's like, combinatorics-wise, there's, you know, so many ways of building
this, of course, that are showing you some very obvious ways that would actually be pretty
decent, right?
May 29th, when Return of the Ancients releases.
Thanks for watching and see you all at launch.
Poggy's my doggy.
How long, how long we talking boys?
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60 days 21 hours I need to prep for this guys
The same time I'm poppin on the terrarium like I'm on my way to moon lord, so
Goddamn there's a lot a lot of stuff I need to do boys
Top 10 reasons by swords are probably not coming to part of XL 2 and patch point 5
Why would I watch this bro?
like
Well, they're not coming the sword swords are not coming
Like what are you doing?
Panin so yes spoiler sorts aren't coming and play five
Fat long fat long fat long
They are why the fuck would they be coming in hopefully your pinky will be fine on launch
Yo, I'm worried about that. That's funny to get practicing
Boba. Hello, Conan chat. You're all looking cute today
They might shit I mean there's like a technically like a point I
Would say there's less than a 1% chance that they shed a lot swords
I think it's less than 1%
Technically possible they could but it's like I would say that stupid as hell that think about how much cool advertising they could do with swords
They get so many people are looking for the swords and
If they just randomly drop them without any advertising and tons of people won't know to play the game and almost out of it
It doesn't make any that makes no sense from a like a marketing standpoint, but they wouldn't announce like this bad
Yes, I think that's they're saving it because swords are badass as fuck
And it's coming out 1.0.
Hmm.
Show drop is likely. There's no way.
There's no way. They're not gonna randomly drop swords, bro.
You guys are literally coping.
Hey, regardless boys, today was a fucking potent day.
We pumped up in Terraria.
Uh, you know, some Pewe2 news, very pogies in my doggies.
I'm gonna go hit the gym with it's a leg day today boys. I've got a leg day
I'm gonna be on big dick in the gym. It's gonna be very very badass non-zero chance
For she found a fishing stream later today, but I mean it would be like not too long just fish some if you fish a bit of lava
You know I'm saying get your destiny in your head. No
No, I will not
hmm anyway yeah terraria tomorrow peeing news tomorrow popping off and then the
day after tomorrow there will be some not a good to the axis which I'm gonna
fuck with so get your potions ready for that today's time
He's a bugger have a good and I will see you later
See you soon.
I need a slipper.
Hey, Doogoo.
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