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I think I think Chris, do you really think?
Oh, God.
I mean, still, I think this is good. They're good.
But, you know, it's like when you have it, someone gets acquired by someone.
Like, when they say good outcomes.
and
one of the presence of an entire guy was cooked
I
Just was documentary on people stalking
That's crazy, and then this just happened what the hell
What are the chances of that?
What a coincidence like there's a stalker algorithm going over Apple through this talk us and then because that then it's suggested
Stalker video to me
I
Could be that could be yeah, that she could be the case people could be giggling to talk right now
Huh
This is day three right this guy's still going to some shit
Is it still Rose?
Hashtag five Rose.
Rose took another L.
Did you drop a package or what?
God damn you, Chrome.
God damn you.
It's day two and some it was rose and I checked like yesterday
Lankas come for your jobs boys they come for your jobs
All it does by the way is turns his barcode face down and then just moves it across but
I mean I guess it's, I guess that's a job that you'll have, I guess this is the job.
The bait has just been staying there, no break, no sleet, right.
No break, no sleep, no stop.
This entire existence and all this cognition is going into moving those packages.
And it just has no care in the world.
Except that the packages.
It's just a computer program right?
Well, you're owning it.
You own the robot, right?
So that's, the Robots are still in position.
What is this thing?
Colotean.
Dude, this is something Ira would do, right? Like...
I'm gonna go...
...for a hundred thousand packages and put them face down on a conveyor belt.
except I'm already gonna use my feet
oh she almost did an L just now how much so that that that dude I don't know
about that one
ooh look in look in
Ooh, careful, careful with that movement.
What's that there, what's it trying to do with it, what's it trying to do with that,
oh, roses bugging, oh no, what's going on here, what is it, it's hallucinating, it's
hallucinating
Roses breaking down I'll pop that bag bro the fuck
I would not trust this thing around humans dude
Well fuck it's gonna like hallucinate some like a like this cooking chicken or something. It's gonna like cook your kid
You know, it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, that was close.
Okay, anyway, guys, this guy broke through the thing apparently or something.
What did he do?
Did he do a backflip over it?
How he damages it
He's angry
Shit
This guy's not having a good day his angle levels are very high very high
What is he up to there?
Oh shit!
The Chakra.
Whoa!
The Chakra or Chakra is a unique handphone projectile originating from ancient India.
This isn't real bro, this is not real, this isn't Diablo bro, this ain't anything you can actually get.
It consists of a metal ring of steel, iron or brass.
Xenia shit, yeah.
And carefully crafted to glide through the air and deliver a spinning razor edge to the enemy.
In this video, I will cover its design, flight characteristics, terminal effect,
and my efforts in unveiling the mystery of Tanjani.
the forgotten throwing technique.
Ooh, that does not seem like a,
it seems like you'd be better off with a sling and a rock.
Change my mind, that seems like a sling you could get
to a high velocity and it could do more damage.
Like this, the way that you've just got your finger only,
like imagine if they have any, a bit of wood,
it's just gonna bounce off.
What are you gonna do about that?
background were made in many different dimensions from about 12 to 37.
If you could somehow launch it, if you had like a bit of something elastic and they could
pull it back and go, then it would be fucking, that would be a BOP.
Tomatoes in diameter and varied in thickness, generally about one to three millimeters thick.
The reason why is not clearly understood.
So I made a variety to try and answer this question.
The design is simple but ingenious.
The outside of the ring is sharp, while the inside is blunt in order to be thrown.
The blade is wedge shaped, with the top side curved and the bottom flat.
The profile thus behaves as an airfoil, generating useful lift when thrown horizontally.
This allows it to fly with a flat trajectory out to great distances, while the spin keeps
It's stable and increases cut imagine this guy's out there
Playing with his check rams, and you just like come you like you're at the park, bro
This guy's playing with his check rams, and you're like, oh shit the first be I got you, bro
And you run out to grab it bro. You run at the grab it and catch it boom. We think it's love
This is well the spin keeps it stable and increases cutting power
A simple and effective throwing method is to grip the chakram with a thumb and forefinger.
That looks more reasonable than that weird fucking finger move he was doing.
Pushing with the finger during the throw prevents the inertia of the chakram from cutting the
hand.
Yeah, see that, that's in fine.
However, the most iconic throwing method.
That looks retarded.
See, that shit, whenever I saw him doing that, I'm like, this looks like a shit weapon when
I saw him doing that.
like that and then it's a trash where you go like do this and release it at the right
time and like you've just got one finger I mean there's no way and this has got aura
for sure this this throwing technique has got aura but that's about it the one described
in many historical accounts is to whirl it around and cast it with one's finger cast
known as Tarjani the concept there is it's fucking sick it's fucking sick see
now this looks like a morphine of one by the way sling slings are overpowered
least is very familiar to me having that like that shit hitting your head and
the accuracy with that thing is like you can get crazy accurate with these
things people kill rabbits with these but you can go crazy with sling and you've
got like the additional lever length of having the, you know, a little bit of
strength.
Factist with the sling.
Imagine that you were the man you're a possum bro and that fucking rock hit you in the head
bro.
Do you do?
Several years.
Essentially, the chakram is cast by slinging it from the index finger.
This is done by precisely timing its rotation with a conventional throw.
But even with my slinging background, it has taken quite a lot of practice to be able
to use this method with any real effectiveness.
It seems stupid, I'm being honest, it seems stupid. Imagine throwing a Frisbee like,
you're gonna throw your Frisbee, your mate is doing it with your finger and you're gonna go,
like, good, just don't come Frisbee and go like this, we'll get the fucking jackhorn if you go like this.
But you can fucking hair for Frisbee. You can hair for one, bro. You know, you get a Frisbee and you
unmanly, like that maximum power, imagine next there's a metal disc. Bro, I throw my Frisbee and
my kids' heads like, I've made all of them cry at this point, okay? I can sling that shit so,
And that was a middle disc that shappened. Oh my god. Oh
My god, bro. Oh, you are cooked
You are cooked
Cast since the chakram perfectly stable and at high speed every month I resubscribe and donate this
Range is extraordinary a level throw easily sending them 100 meters and greatly beyond
if thrown with an upward angle. Proper range tests will be conducted in the next video.
That was not accurate at all. Before testing their ability to cut, I threw the chakram over a radar
chronograph with the two different throwing styles. Here are the results. The forehand throws
average 48 joules with kinetic energy, but the greatest being 54 joules. The
fastest throw was about 61 miles per hour. Surprisingly, the Tarjani throws
managed to keep up despite lacking mastery of techniques. Love makes sense!
The average kinetic energy was the same at 48 joules.
Because it'll get catch on anything casting. Okay, dude. I must admit it's cool that it's called a cast
Instead of throw you like dude. It's like you're an eight build or something, you know
You're an eight build
Okay, wait, where are we at 40?
41 51
Large 51 wait a pig that medium thick apparently
54. I mean you can definitely be more accurate and have like the same of not more power using
a fucking forehand. And the fastest throw was also the same at about 61 miles per hour.
This means with more practice, the Taijani finger cast should start producing higher
velocities than the forehand. Think about it, there's timing issues with this. There's
timing issues you're limited to like you've got like server text which are
like the fucking rotation of this thing on your finger every month I resubscribe
for free and I donate the same message this so you imagine you're um you know
you've got these texts we have to throw it in that window right at the release
it within that timing whereas the other one you can just throw whatever the
fuck you want so you can be more accurate you need more accurate once the
timing and power stroke are optimized. Now let's see how well they cut.
Like are you just gonna stand there?
Are you just gonna stand there like and why you're doing this?
Every month I re-subscribe for free and I donate the same message this.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
With the fucking metal desk
You. To this measurements stand still
Whereas the guy this guy. He's chilling thenişelikeâng stitches dead for it sliced
Cleanly through
Even what can seem as a minor cut on the first perspective is actually quite deep
Go game
Well, look at a nice clean slice
That surprised me actually because that was one of the lighter chakram
Well that was a really lucky shot
I
Sized cleanly through
Every month I
So I
Wonder whether as the chatroom said imagine a chat gram right except
It's got like little
fucking
corrective
Finns on it
That can quickly like come up and down at the right times as it's spinning
It's just slightly modified its trajectory
With that with a with one of them like little fucking, you know every every rotation it spins
It's good cameras because it's like a 3d camera and they can now track a target. It can like heat-seek
It can heat-seek oh my god, bro. Oh
Oh my god
So a drone well not another good drone
So you're able to throw it with fastest fucks you give it a lot of energy and you give it the power and the glide right and this basically
subtly changes its size
to just fuck with the foil as
It flies through the air and it creates like a wing that's basically it'll just target what you're trying to aim at and
So you throw it at like a rabbit boom
You know you throw on the general vicinity the rabbit and they bang it tracks and then it just cuts the rabbit in half
That's gonna be bad actually. I just realized wait
It's gonna cut the rabbit in half and then how you gonna you can't skin it easily
Then it's gonna get all the guts again. It's gonna be bad. It's actually gonna be real bad hunting women
It's tilting slightly and the inside edge is also
Tossing through the melon, which seems really surprising to me because it's not sharp
The idea of smart objects is pretty fun right like it's it's pretty cool
Like some sort of throwable thing that you can throw at your boy and it can just have a little bit of heat-taking
That does sound pretty fun
What the fuck is this now these chakram every
That was about the centimeter in.
Pretty cool guys, pretty cool.
Lighter, chakra.
The cut of the larger ones.
Considering...
last appeared like a glancing blow with the smallest chakram and it hit here but
the cut is fairly decent considering
wait I don't understand how heavy ones aren't always better
I don't understand it because like okay the pure ones I
Have more mass okay, so it requires more energy to get them up to the velocity, but they go in the fastest
Therefore they have that they will impact the most kinetic damage
I don't know they can shoot me you can get them up unless you can't hit the the biggest ones to max speed
So, in order to see the effect of the larger ones, see if there makes a difference in terms
of the cutting potential, I did one up close.
And the cut seems to be...
I mean, you throw like a piece of glass at someone that can do damage, dude.
We watched a video guy throw in our lunchbox and it cut her leg open, dude.
you throw like a razor disk at someone, of course it's gonna fuck some shit up, man.
Oh, shit.
Well now, if you didn't know, Chuck, I'm quite good at slicing open fruit.
Dude, he's literally the fruit ninja.
Oh, look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
Also, more than one chucker can be cast at once,
Even despite a difference in size
This makes a lot of sense with lighter chakram as the doubles still fly with consider
Ayo a bro
Dude, he's got yeah, he's got multi-proj fucking sitting there, but he needs to get like
Gmp and then put chain on that bitch and then that you guys are cooked
Boom just like fucking bounce around like for the other chaka can be cast at once
or even despite a difference in size this makes a lot of sense with life to
charge the finest egg when it goes in there but bro we firm frisbee in a bush
it's like this size maybe that this to this can't find it how the fuck is he
finding these checkers the doubles still fly with considerable speed
Chakram have great cutting potential, and I wouldn't at all be surprised if the historical
accounts of them severing limbs are true. A master of this weapon could deal devastating
wounds.
The size of Chakram also makes a difference to its performance. Larger ones fly slightly
faster and glide better, reaching further distances. They're also more likely to make
contact with the target due to their larger diameter. The larger ones are a bit smaller,
Chakram on the other hand, are stiffer and more compact, perhaps even more difficult
to see incoming, and deliver deeper cuts on impact.
I mean you just chill man just relaxing there, and then all of a sudden what the fuck's that bang
He's doing the fucking head. Oh, I mean 60 k's an hour
Pretty quick right pretty quick
But this is the thing though, right when you throw a frisbee you can kind of either be a
accurate or be
Throw it hard as fuck
You will casting cock rings is some giga chat behavior. When are you going to do an earl stream casting checkerum?
With a 60 miles per hour no way wait miles per hour wait he's from you know, kingdom. They said normal units here
Bro
Did that guy CDS fucking
Stun me I forgot I forgot what I was saying. I was in the middle of making a point
And then it's I've lost the point. This is fucking on. Oh, yeah
You can't throw chakram's
Hardest and be accurate you've got a second by some power of accuracy because I hate to keep telling my boy
Like look you can't keep on max power with the Frisbee throw you can't you've got it like accuracy is more important than power
So like you but you can get a real you can get like a real nice fucking cleans road that goes quick like a quick there
But it's not max power max power. You just it's never fully accurate is it?
Where's a boat you pull it back max draw it you're at max power and you can be fully accurate right GG noob
God damn that's real that's real that's real that's real
On June 15th, 2005, police in Oshkosh, Wisconsin,
and receive reports that a man has been seen climbing in and out of a 14-year-old girl's
bedroom window. What follows is an investigation that would uncover disturbing details and
a parent's worst nightmare come true.
What's on your neck? A neck? Um, no, two nights of marks.
The following is based on- Oh, no, no, no, someone die, bro. Tell me the guy doesn't-
Wait, no one dies, right? Did anyone see this? Did someone die? Someone die?
I'm gonna Google it. I'm going to explore this
Be since that we're fine. Okay, no one dies. No one dies. No one dies official police records released
I don't I don't want to watch a video of someone dies. Okay, like I
Don't want to be at someone does and the footage has never been seen before until now
Following the unsettling call reporting that a man was seen crawling out of a teenage girls window
So, officers find 19 year old Zachary vote where he's lording a few streets away from
the home.
Yeah, so we gotta call who's up over here.
We gotta call who we gotta investigate, okay?
Um, where you're essentially the suspect of this stuff going on, okay?
Yeah.
Um, do you have any weapons or anything on you?
Well, don't reach for it, Jesus.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Here, take a look at that.
Oh my god, he would have got shot but there's like one in 15 calls and would have just shot
him on the spot right now.
Dude, that's like a one in 15 chance, you get shot.
You can do that.
Yeah?
Do you have any weapons or anything on you?
Because he could be pulling out a gun, right, like he could be pulling out anything.
You don't grab it out, bro.
You don't grab it out now. He's white. I'll see it's like a one and 30 then okay, I did
Although each four my god. What is this knife? He's got what is it? What is the purpose of a knife like this?
Like
What is the purpose?
Go go go okay, so for example
The purpose of this knife, okay, is you can basically kill an animal, okay, and then you
can skin it, right?
So it makes sense.
It's got a skinning end and a cutting end, but what is the purpose?
I don't understand.
What's he doing with that?
What's he doing with that?
he don't like what's he don't what is he like this is like spinning around zealom
this is for killing he's a weeb hundred percent I mean
or I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm gonna chat I'm gonna skin a possum this this
winter this is getting used boy okay this part there the possum outside
getting skinned with this thing I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do a blind
ethical skinning string. Okay, I'll watch a few videos.
Chris, when police ask you have a weapon, don't reach for it.
You guys, don't reach for it. No. Don't reach for your pockets. I just said that.
Sorry, dude.
Zack reveals that he traveled from Westchester, Pennsylvania to Oshkosh,
an almost 25-hour trip by train, and arrived last night.
He's come all this way to meet someone he befriended while playing Fortnite.
Bro, what the f-
Dude, this is fucked.
Bro, this is fucked.
She's literally my best friend.
We've both been left together.
You came here to visit her?
Yeah, I was there.
Okay.
So how did you meet her?
We're not too far now. Basically, we all we don't play for that. My brother and I would all do a lot to play for that together.
But we fought, we played for that a lot.
Came over, met her, talked to her.
We became best friends for a while.
The girl who is 14 will be referred to as SF in order to protect her identity.
So you guys said how long had you guys been talking for?
A year.
A year?
Yeah.
Almost a year, actually. Eight months to be exact.
Are you guys been climbing the solid or is this part of it just a last minute thing because I was gonna travel the worst
So it's like a last minute thing yeah, I was already planning to go pretty much across the entire road
I don't have a passport. So I was just gonna stay in the US obviously
I'm gonna travel the world a
Well, I traveled the whole world, but my plan don't have a passport and yeah, but the world I mean you would say obviously, okay
But my freaking journey was gonna start. We already went through Chicago
I already went through Chicago and everything. I went all over the place. Yeah, my current goal
I want to get to Italy so I'm gonna get a passport somewhere
Anywhere there, that's a great story bro. Great story, dude. He's literally him
He's literally him guys. He traveled he went to Chicago. He's seen the whole of you in America
You're through it. Okay, he's seen it now. He's needs to go to Italy. He's traveling the world
Okay, but how many how many years it traveled to take the properly thoroughly say you've seen like all the wonders of America?
Like you I mean if you that was gonna at least a year or two, right?
and
And that's like trying hard
They proper now I'm saying like proper like you go to every significant mountain
artifact
museum
Interesting historical place. I mean you're gonna talk with them in a long-distance time, bro
Fuck that. Oh good spots. I can go again library or something Apple
What's the time?
What's the time?
Zach claims he met up with SF again today,
just before the officers arrived.
What were you guys doing?
Walking around, we literally just got her stuff for her dad.
I actually went out water stuff for her dad
because it's Father's Day.
I don't have a dad, so I pretty much
want to bless everybody else.
I hate seeing people upset.
She says no, it's good.
I can't literally stand having anyone upset.
So I gave her money for stuff from the dollar store.
stuff from the dollar store we went to the dollar store show that the dollar
store got her stuff for her dad
yeah nothing illegal I'm just chilling here
nothing illegal happened nothing illegal happened we just got to fill those to them
oh fuck it's caught in the chair by way of my hoodie
it's too much pressure on my wristband
and then it hurts my arm
You know see I don't know pop a teddy. Did you see my titties there? I'm gonna go. It's blowing. Yeah, they're not here, but I'm going on
Guys have you been around the world? Oh, bro? What is this guy? Oh?
My god, he's got a wristband, bro. He's got a wristband. It is not to track a stick caps
Bro, what is this? He's got a CS go knife and a fucking dog color wristband
You know anywhere that's like you've been dying to go so not really
This is sort of raise sympathy card like look please don't risk me in the I'm a young boy
I want to travel the world don't crush my dreams. Is that what's happening right now? I
Think that's what he's trying to do. I think he's trying to play like a sympathy card
Like he thinks he's just gonna work. They're like, well, what is this guy on about?
Steering the conversation back to why they're there the officer asks if Zach has ever been to SF's house
Did you go into her house at all?
No, I didn't.
What do you mean, no?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
She found out.
Okay.
And then you guys went somewhere else?
Yeah.
Okay.
Me?
I made sure she got home safe.
Pretty much the friendly neighborhood is quite a...
That's not cringe, shit.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
That's not cringe.
I
Okay, that was cringe it's very rare that I'll say something's cringe
I don't like calling anything cringe calling things cringes cringe, but you know what holy fuck
Me I miss you he's like a pedophile just sneaking into a little 14-year-old close fucking
house okay don't wear shit they're
metaphor and he's and he's going I'm
you she got home to pretty much the
friend we never explained it to everybody
so you know what she is no I'm there
on foot that's it she don't tell me like
I said I don't know how old I just came
here I explore I leave this what I do
So he literally thinks he's him, he's a weed bro, he's a protagonist in an anime.
Conversation is taking place, SF's father is also speaking with officers.
So we're gonna handle it at this point given that there's not at this point evidence of that but that's what we're gonna try to determine.
So a couple things though, we need to get our phone just in case there is evidence on there, that would suggest that he is, you know,
You know, any activity between the two pictures, whatever it might have you, text back and
forth, that's all stuff.
She's 14 years old, he's 19.
She can't give consent to him.
He knows that.
So, do you think it'd be best if I grab it or if you get it?
Obviously it's your phone.
So, hang on to that.
Perfect.
The 14 year old's phone would eventually reveal not only a series of stomach trimming messages,
Not the disturbing real reason, Zach has come to visit her.
Her father gives an account of what led him to call the police.
So just give me a backscore.
I just watched a doc over here.
He watched a lot of documentaries recently.
I've been watching the game of Formos.
I'll tell you what I think guys, just some autistic dude who stands in front of a camera
and just like very matter of factly explains situations.
And what the fuck is this?
The fuck is this?
What the fuck?
Vladikos!
I'm not collaborating right now, bro. I'm watching cop slop decline
Anyway, he's going over all these e-girls right and their rise and it was basically
It was every single one of them was like a 14 15 or 16 year old girl on the internet and
Some freaks on 4chan just became obsessed with them on this what slash B. I don't quite understand what that is and
And they would just like idolize and worship them and then just stalk them and what they would do is start put together in dox's
They would just start doxing for no reason
This is for no reason. They're like yo this chick. I'm obsessed with her now and let's all put together a dox
Let's all put together and that's that's what they did. I didn't even make any sense
And
Now we just do it and they just get obsessive at 14 year old girls 15 year old girls 16 year old girls and just freakishly
Like try download any pictures of them any alternative pictures other like oh shit
Look there's a picture of this one girl like fucking in a high school thing doing like a play here's a thing like what?
What is that with fully grown-ass man getting obsessed with like?
14 year old girls look why don't
You know, I get at least I get people obsessed with the Swinney lady, right?
She's got massive titties and got you know, very aesthetically pleasing figure. Okay, it makes sense
Why why are you getting obsessed of a 14 year olds and 15 year olds like why and why is that a meter?
And why is that like a bunch of people all doing it?
And I get ran and pedophile online goes to some weird obscure place
We can't really get banned gets obsessed with 14 year old girl that kind of make sense to me
I don't get how an entire group of people can all simultaneously become a cyst
Over someone who's like it's like oh, yeah, this is literally a fucking she turned 15 like two days ago youtuber and
You know she's working weird. So like she's a goddess or some shit
Let's all like fucking obsess over this person and find out a location
It's that pretty good box and find out where she lives and contact your mother and go find her
Hey, you know what? I watched I've watched a whole documentary. It's the game of the Mars video on e-girls
That's how I know about this
And it's like bro, what are we doing like why are you why are you hitting up a 14 year old girl you 19?
Why is this normal?
Like I would get if
It's 17 she's turning 18 soon and
He's fucking just turned 19. You know, I get that that makes sense. That's reasonable or you're working the school together
Or you're both around us. I get it that makes sense. I don't get that there
You're literally contacting someone who's like at the mental age of this. They still probably like Barbie and shit
Like not the new Barbie, I'm talking like the old Barbie doll. They're probably played fucking dress ups
still and you know I'm still I am still yapping. So basically they met back in, I want to say
last fall over Snapchat. Did you know about this mail prior to today? They met back on Snapchat
and developed an online long distance relationship. Once I became aware of it and once I became aware
he was 18 at the time. We put a kibosh on it. SF's parents restricted. So this is the tech.
Okay, so this doesn't work. So if you go authoritarian and you just say no, you cannot do a thing,
it then kind of makes it like taboo. And then because you want to like, as a child, you want to
that you could apparently creates a boundary, they want to break the boundary.
Then they deliberately break that rule.
So you think we're going to continue to say, what's this guy even talking about? What's this guy
even talking about what I'm thinking is you have to try and make them respect the
banners as if it was their own idea like you have to say look you can't come keep
talking to this guy but he's a fucking freak motherfucker and he doesn't care
about you and he only wants one thing. He's a, I don't know, what do you have to, what
do you have to do? What do you have to, I know a couple, Kibosh may stop it. Um, what
I'm trying to figure out is like, cause I'm, I have three daughters. You know, I got three
daughters, right? I don't want to do some shit where like, oh shit, my daughter's contacting
someone and then they go, you can never talk to another boy for the rest of your life.
And then it's like, they go, they go fully opposite that direction and they become like
a mad fucking promiscuous person who's just trying to like rebel against their, like you
know, fucking old territory and father who's just obsessed with rules and having strict
guidelines that they got to follow. And they're like, no, fuck that. He said, I can't do this.
I'm going to do this. He said, can't do that. I'm going to get a nose ring. He said, can't
do this. I'm going to get like a black fingernail paint, bitch. You know what I'm saying? So
That's gonna be I don't I can't have that having a nose ring. Yeah, I know that's that's that's what I don't want
You watch to receive you I'm watching a fucking real situation with a real dad who did like something that was reasonable
I thought it sounded reasonable, but obviously it's not the play right?
check would you if your daughter he was
13 was contacting an 18 year old
It's on snapchat, and then we and you said no you can't do that anymore. Is that does that sound like a reasonable thing to do?
That sounds reasonable right I
Felt that's what you would do and then what happened she doubled down
She fucking doubled down
So what is the correct play? I?
Feel like you're gonna be like you're gonna insinuate
That they can't like for example. I keep telling my kids look you can't swear if you want to
You can't swear if you want to I tell him that I say if you want to swear you can swear I
I don't I don't and I'm I'm telling this like I'm to literally telling this to a fucking
Seven-year-old an eight-year-old and a four-year-old. Okay, but I say yeah
Do you know what? It's not nice to do it because the word isn't very nice
And it's generally makes people feel bad and you know until you really understand what these words actually mean
You probably shouldn't use them to your older, but you can swear if you want, you know, I tell them that and you know what they don't swear at all
until they think we can't hear and no occasionally you hit like I've heard I've heard I've heard my daughters were like twice after that
over like three years
Three three years, I mean so
But that's like, you know, compared to her classmates or literally saying inward hard R
F slur fucking that they just they just but every fucking bad. They even got racial agents lives
They got a what and yeah, they call on the Kenny dude one of them was calling one of her cousins was calling the Kenny teacher a whore
Holy fuck bro
Yeah, so the truth. I don't know. I don't know this is scary. I need to start. I need to start figuring out what the fucking tech is
To not break your kid
Because it certainly isn't hardlining rules.
It certainly isn't like you can never drink alcohol ever.
You can never swear.
You can never do it, boy.
You can't do that.
But it's not, oh, here, honey, have fucking 10 packs of condoms and, look, here's the
cell phone and like, you know, here's fucking, that's not either, there's definitely a middle
ground.
There's a middle ground, okay?
There's a middle ground.
social media access and attempted that I know about this because I've seen this
happen I wrote by the way this is like a take this is take that some yeah it's
super progressive but it's fucking it's coke take is your really it's not good
monitor her phone activity last year yeah okay October November when as far as I
spoke with his mom about it because she was not aware Facebook okay Bob did some
backtracking through him on Facebook on his aunt then she directed me to her mom
That is mom
Do not forget that you've got to give them the tolls to make the correct decision themselves
Right if they have that in that toolkit then they can do it
If they don't have the ability to do that then they might make the correct decision that that you had to
It's basically have to come up with the idea themselves
That's what it is. You're gonna like somehow teach it in a way that's kind of passive and not overbearing
Yeah, let's say I don't post all that man
I guess it pulls more of a ban for that, okay?
Do you know what?
You're good.
On that note, this is wildly inappropriate.
You're going to be yourself in a whole world of trouble here, and as far as we knew, that
was more or less the end of it.
I had suspicions they were still, like, on Fortnite maybe, finding a way to talk, but
never had any evidence of it.
Think about it, Bart.
Think about it from the ghost point of view, by the way.
This is like a Disney storyline.
It's a forbidden relationship, it's unsanctioned.
It's not supposed to be.
Our parents are trying to keep us apart,
but you won't stop us, cause this is true love.
Think about it.
It's literally like a movie.
It's actually like a Disney movie, think about it.
Her father is right, and they stayed in contact
over Fortnite.
Esa happens-
She's the princess, and he's the bad boy, bro.
She's supposed to get married to a real prince, okay?
Not some scumbag, okay?
That his dad's trying to keep away from him,
Cause this guy's a lot scummy and apparently too old for whatever reason.
That doesn't make sense cause old people are cool.
Take about it.
Zach had been communicating through other means to avoid detection, such as email.
And Spotify.
What's on your neck?
My neck?
Um, no, two nice remarks.
Oh, no.
You don't know that.
You might as well just be shirt up, dude.
I didn't want to f***er and they had been f***er.
I just I came here to what?
What the fuck?
Where did that come from?
Wait, wait a minute. He's so fucking cringe, dude. Oh my god, dude. He's not cringe. It's not cringe
He's just like got a speech impediment. I didn't want to
They had to know I just I came here to what?
Bro, he's got a tooth necklace a dog call a wristband and a CS go knife
And he's meeting with a 14-year-old well it describes me like how that happened, but she was kissing
What else happened?
Well, if you're starting to do that, I'm sure there's more that's that's going on here. It's just
Okay, so it's just on okay pretty much every time he says pretty much. I pretty much didn't go inside. We pretty much just kissed
What what does that mean? What do you he says that?
just a man person.
So you did not go into her house at all.
She came outside when you knocked down the window.
Was there any like,
like, what did you guys have?
Just kissing.
You want to consider it that way?
You guys like making out?
Nah, just kissing.
I'm not about to show y'all that.
That's weird.
After a little more pressure, huh?
I'm not about to show y'all that, that's weird.
After a little more pressure from the officers,
Zack admits a bit more happened between him and SF.
I just gave her a hickey back.
Okay.
That's where did that happen at exactly?
In her train tracks.
Zack claims he then returned to train tracks.
Oh my God.
Returned SF to her house and left.
However, the neighbors dispute this.
The next day, they contacted SF's father,
telling him that they had seen SF sneaking out
bedroom window and she wasn't alone.
Then saw, um, he described me as trying to white boy crawling in and out too.
And he said, now I've got daughters.
What time was this?
I'm this guy, bro.
Fucking, I'm fucking, I'm pulling.
I can't pull up that word dude, man.
I'm fucking, I'm logging in and I'm loading them, bro.
I'm logging, I'm getting the fuck.
I'm about to pop the cap in this guy's ass, dead ass.
And that was, okay, I must have been close to seven.
Seven, yeah.
him. It was shortly before I called him and he said he hollered at him, asked what he was doing
and he took off running. He got me out and then we walked around the house and we couldn't find him.
That was about the time I talked to her, talked to my daughter and figured out who it was.
And apparently he's been in their hiding in her closet for a few days.
According to his mom, he left last Friday.
SF's father explains that he doesn't often go into a room, so he's not sure exactly how long Zach may have been hiding in there
But it's likely. Okay, so I gotta be super over there and constantly going into my kids rooms at all times
And we get a set of security cameras in their rooms. That's what I got to do, right?
But that's not it that's not it that's not it that's not it that's how it's fucking Jesus Christ
What a mess dude commit to something like blood this culture just super clean
watching from the voice over and yeah just uh no that doesn't work either
that doesn't you can't set up the Orwellian system where you just watch them at all
times and you have like the one computer they want to go on
you gotta give them privacy otherwise I'll just go somewhere I wouldn't do
such shit
it doesn't work you guess you know unless you can like hide it well enough I
mean I don't know what you do
just secretly track their phone secretly
like but never give out that you actually know you know just do it in secret
And then you're good under week.
I'm not doing that, by the way.
I'm not secretly driving away.
I was at that baby.
We have a baby monitor because she's a baby.
Well, kind of got upset.
I was not kind of bad, but I'm like, I do.
So it's hard.
OK.
He's just a travel.
He's just a flamboyant.
So it's one thing.
What's your name, then?
Zach?
Zach, are you willing to come back to the PD with us
and make a statement?
Yeah.
OK.
With it clear that Zach isn't being entirely honest,
he's then transported to the Oshkosh Police Department.
Did you personally buy one of these?
These kind of cars?
Yeah.
Why don't you get back this way, Zay?
I don't know.
Sorry, I don't know whether it's just the Italian in me coming up or whatever.
I'm just like, freeing.
Like this way, Zay?
I don't know.
Sorry, I don't know whether it's just the Italian in me coming up or whatever.
I'm just like, freeing.
That's weak and sweet and boy
No, no, I don't get question my cops every day when I move around
Zach is reassured that he's free to go at any time. Where did she like start kissing was it on a lips like yeah?
Right okay
Oh my god, you're gonna be fucked.
Then after you guys, were you guys making out?
Was it just like a little packed?
Yeah, kind of making out, but not like actually in no touching or nothing.
Trying to just on my neck and that's about it.
No clothes, no no no.
You're touching me on the rules?
I mean I get it man.
You're like making out with a girl like...
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not trying to catch a random STD man.
I can't trust that
See Tyson gets him a scary note. I ain't trying to do none of that. No, he's such a cool relatable guy
He's really you're really related to the officer, bro. Like it's working. Trust me. Totally. Yeah, the sub the fuse
But he rolled 20 out of 20 on the on the on the d20 dice
Perfect roll. It's working because believe you bro
She ain't my type. She ain't my type.
Maybe just for the fun? No. Not even that.
Just for the fun. That's what this was.
That's fun.
I'm just a traveler, traveling the world man.
And then we just made up one time. I knocked on a window.
We went and we kissed at the train tracks.
And now I'm off man. I ain't trying to get your STD man.
I ain't trying to get you know how I feel.
All the kissing was too much for me.
All the kissing too much. I just want to travel the world.
Hello.
I'm a spider man after all, yeah.
I don't know if I'm a towel-y in a meal, I'm just, I'm spooking man, you know what I'm saying?
I can't tell what's going on.
And there's mindy things like it's working bro, this little fucking act he's doing, cops are buying it.
Dude, lawyer up, retard.
Lawyer up, holy shit, you're so clueless.
I might be a heartbreaker for that, but that ain't it.
No.
That's what this was, just, that's fine.
I didn't know those.
I might be a heartbreaker for that, but that ain't it.
No matter what, Zach.
Well, he talked to a 14-year-old for a year straight and then traveled for 27 hours.
54 years, punk.
And he's staying in a fucking closet like a freak.
It's no big deal. It's like he ain't that interested in it, bro.
He ain't that interested, okay, bro?
Claims SF's phone tells a different story.
her and Zach's relationship, like, who they was a d***,
did she say anything to you?
To me, no.
Pretty much, and I have a whole bunch of old emails
saved from them, screenshots and whatnot.
Really?
Okay.
A lot, much of it, much of it,
very graphic in nature.
Okay.
About all the stuff they wanna do to each other, and...
Perfect.
Would you, like, give us consent to...
I hope to this nightmare fuel as a dad.
That is not what he's saying is not this whole situation is not nephew. This makes me want to be like a good dad so bad watching this
Well, you're falling to see I mean, I'm not saying that we don't trust you or anything
But just to see like if there was any text messages or anything like that
No, between your eyes the cop saying perfect because that's perfect. That's the exact evidence. He needs in order to incriminate this guy
Like that's why you think perfect
is that obviously, you know, they're sort of story
and they're your story, right?
There's two sides to every story, right?
And that's how you try to find out is.
No, I just asked her,
because I need my phone right now.
You know your phone's right here,
what I'm saying is like, with us together,
and like, can we just go up together?
No, not right now.
Not right now?
Okay, is there-
We're gonna have to make a call.
Is there, is there a reason?
The only reason is because I have a lot of gay,
like, not gay stuff, but stuff that would be weird for you to see, like...
They're going to get a bunch of gay.
Wait, not gay stuff.
Does that look like a mean to elicit evil or something shit?
Like, I'm not a pedophile, I'm just gay.
Wait, it's not gay, it's just weird stuff.
Like, it's very stuff.
What is that? I don't know what is it?
Just hand tie bro, okay, he just got sent it to his notepad. All right shit
I'm sure I see a lot of weird stuff like I'm not here to like judge like whatever you're into
Explain that you you pretty much catch men in that give them your money
According to court documents Zach admitted that he and an ex-girlfriend would send pictures to men
Ask them for photos in return, and then demand money in exchange for not exposing them.
He also admitted to trying to do this with SF.
You never tried that, and I haven't personally at all.
Yep, I can't say I don't.
You've never tried to pretend to be a woman in scam dudes after getting their dick pics?
Really, bro? Are you even a twat, what?
Given that SF is a minor, the officers once again attempt to establish how much Zack knows about her age.
Did she ever tell you how old she was?
No.
How old did you think she was?
16, 17, I don't know, 19, so I wouldn't be able to tell you.
Did she ever tell you it was like 16 or 17?
At least, yeah.
And that, in my eyes, there was a four year thing back where I was from.
As long as there's no weird stuff going on.
Yeah, no, I was just, I was just trying to get that out there.
Because there's no way that's not your big one. Um, you really tweaking right now. How much use homie are you?
Yeah, oh dear god, can I hear it? Oh, he doesn't know he does literally doesn't he doesn't know how can I hear it?
Yeah, god, yeah, no.
Oh, this you know one thing at a time, right? Oh
While this conversation is taking place officers at the home receive permission to enter SF's bedroom
Where's Zach as a parent how would you speak with someone for a year plus and it'd be your best friend and you don't know the age, by the way
And like I mean and it's like the opposite gender
And he's clearly sexually interested in it because he told that to kiss her
I'm how would you not know that? How do you know? I mean, it's impossible. It's impossible
Been hiding for the past week
There
Okay, this is a good time for me because this clearly some big issues going on the water it's kind of on this household
This is like a nut this is like this clearly something going on right so this is not this is abnormal
So that this doesn't happen to normal Jackson. That's good an SF's room
They find a black machete some of Zach's tank tops his diploma Xbox and blu-ray player
Bro what?
His bro, he does his whole life
He's got his fucking blu-ray player his Xbox his knives. He's brought his knives
Withery, that's that's his whole lot. That's literally it's every asset he owns
You know what he means?
Wait a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
He moved into the closet.
What the f***?
She's telling us how it's going on.
It's time to be honest.
What do you mean by that?
I know your messenger.
I know a lot more than you think I know.
Alright.
So it's time to be honest.
You might need to weigh up, buddy.
You might when you consider weighing up.
So tell me about what's going on.
So I pretty much did it from September to now.
And I can move it pretty much.
I ain't banged or anything.
I didn't talk about it and say it but I didn't ask you.
Though Zack won't allow them to go through his phone,
his lock screen is an image of two hands held together by their pinky fingers.
In the middle of the screen are the words, together,
and the date October 3rd, 2024,
before, the day he says he started dating 14 year old SF.
Just, holy shit dude, I wanna just fucking die cringe right now, oh this is crazy bro,
this is nuts.
He's straight up like, what type of things are you guys talking about?
Just, I don't know, much other, like stupid, like, we'll be, you know what I mean, we'll
be doing the, not at all, did I want to?
No, did I love her?
In a way, yeah.
Was it intense like that? No. Oh, he's cheap as a side ho, though. You're a traveler
See if I'm saying that I'm text. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. Okay. I'm I'm
He's admitting to it that he's admitting to it
He talks the talk but he doesn't want to walk. He's a bitch
Everyone knows it bro you carry around a fucking CS go nice dog. What are we doing? Oh?
Okay.
Officers reported that in messages to SF, Zach wrote, quote, my own you, you're mine.
Throughout the messages, Zach tells her on a continuous basis that he needs her, can't
be without her, and that she is his.
So when you guys were messaging back on court, that report on Gmail about like the whole
time, was there any like, that nice like photos sent by either of you, like.
that though right some some fucking 19-year-old fucking guy with a blue
gray player and a CSGO knife and a truck you know whatever trucker hand thing
it's messaging your daughter saying I own you you're mine yep you're mine we
kind of beat the air give up forever I'm much whatever I'm gonna come to your
house and we're gonna be you know imagine dude what the fuck and then you're some
because your kid's brain is not developed enough to understand she just
I was getting all these compliments from this person and he's saying all these things that make me feel good
Bro, that's so scary that this chicken happened and he just rocks up. It takes a bus he gets there
That's the scariest part when
To could attack I mean, that's crazy
Did she send you anything did you send her anything was or anything like that?
Well, many of the conversations between Zach and SF were graphic in nature.
They also discussed running away together if they got caught.
One message that refers to her as his Juliet when confronted by the investigators Zach finally cracks
be straight
This is your time tell your side of things
We didn't want son
He's
Has a great time this guy's he is ashy brain damage, but like
It's it's so cringe, but like she's like so done. Yeah, good job. There you go. It's self-incriminate. Okay. Good job
Why are you?
You were the rubber no
We went I went on herself
I went back to the street because my word obviously is you guys aren't able to contain him
No past questioning
Let's come back here. Right. Well, I mean at the very least I have enough to bring him to jail on
Fourth degree assault
Yeah, I'm sorry I was a bit nervous earlier. I told you if I have to piss I'm not gonna really talk much because I'm not trying to piss
I'm trying to think of something else
true dude
Do do a bit ashy it's a tactic. Do you know what though if someone needs to piss you don't know the piss and
Then we'll either make mistakes and that's build a secret source. They're the piss tech
This is why I chat I always take a piss before I go do bosses so I can play lock-in. It's shown to distract people
They make bad they make poor judgment decisions when they need to take a piss. It's a fact
So fact, but dude, I'm gonna be honest. I don't I don't need that. I have zero purpose in life
You know, I get you in more trouble
It's worse if you lie. Just be honest, get your life together and move on. We've never met.
Okay, so good. We've got this established. Oh good. I'm glad we got through this, guys.
I'm a twabba. We out. Okay, see you guys. Wait, no, you're locked up. What do you mean?
We're all good. I go home. I go home. We're good. Dinner gone home, little bro.
Not a bad person. We're up in a bad area.
With Zach's belief that he's headed home after this conversation. He's in for a rude away
He's so fucking close this guy's such a this guy's actually sobering damaged
So here's the deal
Something
Don't drop the soap, bro
Don't drop the soap
I'll tell you, she's a juvenile.
Oh, okay.
I see L.A. 1670, the last time,
there'll be only...
Amazing script, bro.
According to police documents,
Zach eventually admitted
that his mother told him SF was only 14
after she'd been contacted by SF's dad.
He explained his reason
for continuing the relationship,
despite the age.
There was plenty of reasons
for him to continue the relationship,
despite the fact that he loved her
and it was a different feeling
than he'd experienced with anyone else.
Difference was that he loved her, and it was a different feeling than he had experienced with anyone else.
Are we cool though?
Is it good, chat and not?
Like, you know how people talk about love being magical and all that shit, and like it's some magic thing that's...
I never had that, ever.
So, like, it's kind of a good thing, right?
You know?
Like, you know, what I mean by that is...
I
You know, I watched fucking documentaries about pheromones and understand it this human body like it's just all just fucking
We're just a slightly evolved apes and
You can be physiologically attracted to someone but ultimately it's not like some magic force in the world that like brings two people together
And it's some some sacred things happening. It's just like just two monkeys
Blasting each other. That's about it
And you can develop you can develop strong chemical bonds
I don't know if you know when you're actually love-making you can actually you have this trick called a is it oxytocin?
It's it's a real thing, but it's like this whole thing about love
It's a bit of a meme
Not TTS
It's not it's it's it's it's a bit of a meme
I think if you understand that it gives you power because what you realize is there's not some like soulmate
situation. There's, there's, in terms of combinatorics, there's probably, you know,
we're talking thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousand people that are
compatible and you can just start a relationship with them and you can grow
that relationship and it can get stronger and better every time. And it's not
like you need to just like, there's this one magic soulmate, 14-year-old girl,
that you've been on Fortnite, that you need to have to destroy your entire life
for a meeting I mean let's be real it's not so and then you wouldn't get yourself into the situation
the guys have reached that uh guys but let's be real I think this guy's just a fucking
pedo and he's just and he just stalked a fuck out let's be honest he's not he was doing
tons of weird shit that whole like dick-pick thing and all the gay stuff on his phone he was talking
about I think yeah I don't think the guy was no more in the first place um like there's not
something don't know we will do I don't feel like I mean you know pretending to be a girl on
Willow will crafts and then dancing on a fucking mailbox. I get that but like
role-playing
Doing EIP with dudes as a dude to get the dick pics to then scan that money. That is like next level. What the fuck?
You know
I'm just gonna do my job Zachary vote was charged with second degree
assault of a child use of a computer to facilitate a child crime and exposing a child to harmful
material he pled not guilty and in October 2025 all charges were dismissed by the prosecutor
His case was then picked up by the federal court and Zach was charged with travel with intent to engage in illicit
Conduct with a minor production of child
And coercing a minor for unlawful
Activity in a letter to the judge Zach wrote that he takes full
Responsibility for his actions. He pled guilty to the production of child
Bro as part of his plea agreement. That's not so much worse
Why would he why would he make that? What is it?
Wait, was he taking photos? So basically means he was taking photos.
Why would he? What does he do? Like, Jesus Christ.
And the other two charges were dismissed.
He was sentenced to 15 years in prison.
Following the completion of his sentence, he will be on supervised release for 15 years
in order to comply with the requirement.
For a rep is, I mean, yeah, that's like 19 years, it's almost 30% of his life.
Only 15?
I
Think the things oh fuck that's do you think he was Peter in terms of like Peter Peter?
Like I don't know
That's not I don't know to me to me you could get you could he you could sell him as like he's so
Desperate and he cannot get a girlfriend that he just lashed onto the only female to talk to him
and it happened to be a 14 year old I don't know
It's I'm not getting like he stalked kids at a fucking playground and specifically targeted kid because he's a pedophile kind of
I'd you know like that type shit or like deliberately went into roadblocks to find kids to then predate on right it's more like
Yeah
15 is a long-ass time jet and
considering that it was consensual although you can't really can see how you're fucking 14, but
But obviously, yeah, I don't know, it is one of those things where that seems like a lot.
I mean, yeah.
How much do I have worth?
Holy fuck, you smell me type of deal.
Well, he was 18 when the relationship started, but then was she 13 when they started engaging?
Maybe she was 13 and he was 18.
I mean, it's fucking weird.
It's fucking weird.
But 15 years is a long time considering it was not like...
Obviously, there was there was a summer little whatever consent you could say there was consent there was consent there
Which makes it less bad. I would have thought it would have been less
15 years seems like a long time
Right
My crazy maybe I'm crazy
Think I don't know it's one of those things where I'm not defending pedos now
What I'm saying is like this was not this is cuz there's more nuance to this
Bro, do you know there's like fucking
Entire countries where it's normal that they like marry off literal children to full-on dudes and
It's way worse
What and and I'm saying this always and then if you look it in the context of okay, this guy is real pathetic
He looks to be brain damaged
And it was somewhat consensual even though the person was like super young
But like I don't know what was going on with that whole switch 15 years that like that's half of his entire existence of the planet
Right, it's kind of craze
true man joke
Like the people bro
I was shot fucking videos of people like they shot a guy and killed a guy and they got out in 10
They should all I did some shit where they attempted to kill someone and they got two years
And then they was like attempting to murder another person
But just happened to fail and then they just got put in jail for like two years and it's like okay
This is not murder this and this is on top of that. It's not
You know, whatever it's messy gray area weird shit
Like at what at what age can you really like understand what you're doing and actually consent to something? I don't know
It's one of those things where it's murky as hell, bro.
It's what I'm saying, but 15 years is a long ass time.
It's a defender registration notification act.
The guys are freaking freak in a retard though, for sure.
Like definitely there's something off with this guy.
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Yeah, dude, I must admit, the age of consent thing is so, like, there's so many freaks
in that debate that, like, is so, like, it's so many red flags, there's so many red flags.
Consent by country. Yo, dude. What the fuck is this? You can very age by age
Unrestricted what is this?
Come in. Thanks. Okay. I just was there by six six age difference and I say unrestricted hetero homo
What does that mean hetero homo by authority by age?
13 12 to 15 13 14 13 14 12 14
Is there extra stipulation? So you can't just get with a 14 year old right in Romania. How's that work?
Is that like
That's so I that's like this is there's obviously extra rules to it, right? Thank you. There's like some sort of mathematics
New Zealand, yeah, what's got I don't know what New Zealand is New Zealand you get done of you well
New Zealand there was literally people in my year
Yeah, my third like we're talking 13 year olds. Okay.
All high school, 13 year olds getting picked up by guys who had jobs who no longer went to school.
So, and we just thought like, oh, those are the hose.
We just called those are the hose and everyone knew that there was like,
there was like a group of these hose who would be like their boyfriend.
It would be like smoking,
Haggard looking outside the school and they would just get picked up and that's what you know
That's what you just go as the hose and that's all you never you didn't think of them as like all these are sexual assault victims or something
Clearly it was contending between they would willingly go up and they wanted to get with that person and that person want to get with them
And they just did it and it is what it is, but that's just how it was man
I don't understand
by authority
by authority restricted by authority between partners unrestricted by age
younger partners seem to be able to consent every section all one as long
as the latter is not in a position of trust or authority or is being recognized to be
abusing in the inexperience of the unka one.
Huh?
Yagabana is deemed to be able to consent.
Okay, so you are, you're deemed, so you are able to consent to any sex with the unka
as long as the ladder is not on a position of authority so like it's not like what your teacher or
Like your boss or someone like like what some shit like that
But that's like that I'm trying to check okay. I understood what it said, but one time I'm trying to understand it
I'm trying to chill on it. You know, I'm just I'm reading it to the letter
to fully understand. But that's still murky, like what counts as authority? What? A guild leader?
Does that count? Someone who just happens to be in the same server as you, who's like,
that's a very powerful, what about, what about like a person who's just popular? Does that count as
authority? Because people respect him? Like, I don't know, you know, just want to pop, you know,
what about just being a streamer? You know, what about being a celebrity? What about being a
of a reddit yeah like at what point is it like what do you have a job you got
authority like I don't understand you're I don't get it so you're just gonna be
basically homeless so and the guys that we just watched that guys got no
authority bro he's homeless he's actually good he's took up 15 years and
with America with America I want to say America
uh...
you will say you will say
north america
central america
Dude, there's all these Americans, but there's no fucking
Insula, Insula America?
North America, wait, where is America, bro?
Where the fuck is NA?
How do you find USA?
North America
Canada
Huh?
Do you guys just as this is Canada it I don't understand there is no rules United States
Okay, wait they have to own
Fuck it is so special dude. They get their own thing bro. They get their own thing also wait depending on where you're at
Yeah, okay, so authority so he's homeless
So he's cocked he's cocked
Uh, cooked, cooked, cooked, cooked, cooked, cooked, cooked, it doesn't matter the time
list.
They had to be 16, even if he's homeless.
Wait, by age, 14.
How can my authority be 16 and by, so wait.
Okay, so, so if you're the age is the age.
Difference limit, okay, I wish
I feel like there's a formula equation right
Like I feel like you can do some shit where you plus wait, how can you do it?
This this like you could either there's a good formula you can do
That's age half your age plus seven. What is that half your eight plus seven thirty five
divide by 2 plus 7 24.5 okay so what you're 17 okay 18 divide by 2 plus 7
okay 68 yeah okay this plus 7 rules looking pretty good it's plus that divide
It's working pretty good. Let's see a 17 divide by 2
plus 7
It gets a little bit sus it gets it I mean break it. I mean there's party this person some mathematics
Just invention formula. I don't know there with their crafting age. Yeah
Oh, what if you maybe click on no, dude, I don't want to know what this is marriage
I'll just sit down and let this get loaded.
Open source gaming bro that's what it is you give people the ability to control the thing
There was a routine traffic you get to get some pretty cool outcomes. You guys look the AI. What is this shit?
My bet grab it. It's it is Elliot page
Elliot is the person from junior, right?
oh shit everything changed after cops open his trunk
I mean, you got multiple people there, it's not going to be like a body or something.
scary like guns or drugs, guns or drugs.
They are currently in Louisiana.
The driver's suggested pathing doesn't add up as they'd have to drive an extra 14 hours
to Louisiana just to...
Why's he fucking retarded?
Or is he smuggling drugs?
Turn around and drive back up north to Tennessee.
I don't make that sense.
North Carolina's on the east coast, boy.
It doesn't.
It's the same way.
Huh?
It's the same way.
You realize, Louisiana's around here.
Yeah.
Nashville, Tennessee, around here.
North Carolina's over here.
I can't believe it.
I've been to the scene for a few, and North Carolina's over here, but GPS took you this way.
You can check the GPS.
So you come from North Carolina right now?
Yes sir.
No joke. What's he doing in North Carolina?
Huh?
What's he doing in North Carolina?
Does he North Carolina?
Yeah, I'm up for it.
What's your job?
I'm in Texas.
I'm in Texas.
I'm in.
Holy moly buddy, I'm like, holy shit.
That's on me.
That's on me.
What part of Texas?
Houston.
Okay, how long have you been down there?
Yes, two days.
Are you and your buddy?
Yeah.
Is this your car?
Yeah, that's my mom. She rented it for us.
I got you. What y'all do down in Houston?
Just party.
I got you.
Alright, let me go holler at him. Give me just a minute.
Make sure that comes from North Carolina.
Hang on right there. Are you good? You feel it? I'm right there.
This cup's a man, bro.
This cup is the man.
Holy shit.
Hey, anyone?
Yeah, there's nobody to go through anything else.
Okay.
How are you, buddy?
What's going on, man?
You all right?
Yeah, I'm just tired.
Tired?
Party?
Oh, my God.
I got you.
We all had it, buddy.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's still.
Huh?
Yeah, it's still.
I got you.
We all coming from.
Yeah.
You ready?
Come on.
How long y'all down there?
40, 30.
40 down there?
Okay.
We're on the very man here.
Y'all boasts from Nigeria?
Yes.
Where'd y'all stay when you were down there?
Stayed in Maryland.
Huh?
Maryland?
Okay.
With who?
Somebody you knew or what?
Yeah, I got family down there.
Oh, for real?
Okay.
Okay.
Give me just a second, okay?
Where'd y'all stay down there?
At Trey Town.
Okay.
Oh, and where at?
In Houston or what?
Yeah
This will be made by the second day. We just left today.
We just left today. This will be my second day.
We left today.
This cop is too smart, bro.
This cop is like locked in.
But actually this guy is overqualified cop
Alright, so do you have to search that?
I don't have to, you know, so that's why I'm asking you to read this one.
I'll tell you about it. Just read it. We'll talk about that.
Don't get sent. Don't get sent.
Don't get sent.
Do you understand what I'm asking?
Yes, sir.
Okay.
You can send it.
You can say yes. You can search my vehicle.
You sign right there.
You do not.
You tell me that.
Okay.
I know. Very good product.
Okay.
So, no.
Okay. That's fine, man.
That's why I get you to read it and get your consent now
This is a catch 22 oh, so oh shit he's gonna get the drug dog out and the drug dog makes a bark
He gets to search it anyway get fucked
He knew he was gonna
This guy's locked in he knows I got drugs
I'm a partner there to be running the car around the corner, okay?
Yeah, be going through the onion, he's going through the corner. Hold on one second.
Spin around.
I'm going right down the corner.
I'm going to say what's happening here.
I'm going to say what's happening here.
Let me say I have 200% search vehicle, allow him to read it.
And you just get like it's like a loophole, you know, what are you just trying your dog to like? Oh, yeah, he did the
He did the thing sorry, bro. We're such now
I said, uh-huh. I said, you know I was losing animals right here.
I got here and no Kalinas right here.
I said, you, you done stirred something up.
What?
That's it.
Okay.
Really? What'd you do down there?
Yeah, I lived there.
You grew up there? You lived there?
Yeah.
What made you live in Nashville?
Yeah, I just, you know, my family.
He's got a chilling pretty hard considering that whatever they got in the trunk is some
crazy shit.
You guys are chilling. Honestly, bro, they do a pretty good job at acting not nervous.
shit she a lot of bro for real dead ass man I eat what it is she a little on
right now the dog just like fired or something
That's all the bull.
Ooh.
Ooh, what happened there?
The trunk opened?
What happened?
Didn't do anything.
Just get that out of the way, Clark.
At this moment, reports indicate the driver turns to the officer standing next to him
and says, sir, you might as well go ahead and put us in handcuffs.
The officer then asks him why and he replies because he's about to find some
Officer searching the vehicle then see the officer putting him in cuffs and go to assist before finishing their search
Bro, they didn't even find anything what did he do to find it?
Wait, what if he didn't find it?
Dude, why would you do that?
Wait, I mean maybe it's super obvious
It looked kind of like there was nothing there, so
Yeah, it's like a same challenge.
You can stay down and you can hit the wall.
Yeah, the light can't go lower.
Yeah!
I'm gonna come and get that.
Right there.
I'm gonna come and get that.
Alright.
Dude, he might not have found that.
I mean he but to be honest probably to be honest probably I mean it is pretty
suspect damn that's a lot damn that's a lot that's that's a lot that's not like
oh yeah I'm just got someone else else under my homies this is like yo he's
like a mule who's getting paid like money to just drive from one place to
I don't know.
That's a, I don't know.
They thought that was no use.
They just come as cracker.
This guy is so hyped.
I'm on evidence, I'm on evidence.
So...
Stay here, no?
Who is it?
Yes, sir, we'll do...
What is that?
Let me call Matt Jones and Matt Jones.
Oh, the bro, yo, let's go.
Come on.
Like he's doing a victory dance.
Well, these guys are like just still the team right there.
Packages of cocaine were found away approximately 25.55 pounds,
including packaging with a street value of up to $2.3 million.
Holy shit.
The gun the passenger mentioned was found under his seat,
Removed and placed in an evidence box after running the gun serial number
It was confirmed to be stolen through the Nashville Metro Police Department the driver 20 year old at the time
Jalen Thompson was charged with following too close operating a motor vehicle with no driver's license possession within
Brockett snuggle drug so easy bro
Oh my god, what's he doing bro just drive normally and have a license
And they kind of shit in this act normal bro. What are you doing?
Hmm
Bro, how about you just get a license and drive normally, bro?
Oh my god, and then put a bunch of bullet like to like take your kids with you
Pack a bunch of bullshit in there as well and make sure you properly hide that shit
Ain't no way
Tent to distribute cocaine possession of a firearm in the presence of a controlled dangerous substance possession of a stolen firearm and
Conspiracy to distribute a schedule to controlled dangerous substance the passenger 19 year old at the time Derek tips
who also was a convicted felon during the incident was charged with possession with intent to distribute cocaine possession of a firearm in the presence of a
Controlled dangerous substance possession of a stolen firearm possession of a firearm by a convicted felon and conspiracy to seem pretty chill
Bro, it sucks that they just like fucking these criminals sucks at the criminal. They seem pretty chill
We had a scheduled to controlled dangerous substance in February 2023
Both suspects took a plea deal pleading guilty to possession with intent to distribute cocaine in exchange for the rest of their charges to be dropped
Jaylin the driver was sentenced to 70 months just under six years in prison while Derek the passenger who had a prior felony
Conviction was sentenced to 10 years in prison
Jaylin will be 26 years old when he is released in 2028 and Derek will be 31 years old
Well, that's like deleting some good years of your life right there. That sucks. That sucks
Yeah, I don't know it's stupid. I mean, I guess that's the thing right she became surprises and they're trying to like basically cheat
the system and you know try to cheat and you get caught that is what it is you
know rip when he is released in 2033 our team of investigative reporters puts
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Bring it at the blue guy. Bring it at the blue guy. It's a blue guy
What was this posted? 55?
14th
Wait Jack the Woody?
Jack the Woody got arrested. Is this actually a good one? Jack the Woody?
Does he actually
Do they actually get him? Is it a good one? It looks please know
It's kind of ass
Jack thought and that looks new. It's two days old
My driven it was in a two days old
Guys I want to I want to log in
Jack Doughty's interesting though because like they guys have complete bozo to why even link in a shit, bro
Legitimately we've already watched this on-screen
Why are you linking this?
stop
Why I'm just gonna skim click miss Kim click again. Let's give click
I'm kidding, I'm just kidding.
No, you're not!
Let's try it outside.
You do the little f**k, how are you, bro?
When an entitled YouTuber pushes officers
turn this situation into content.
I'll say it, see you later.
I'm just gonna say it.
One day ago.
3 AM on the morning of Saturday, November 15, 2025.
And these Miami Beach police officers stationed
on Washington Avenue in Miami Beach, Florida,
have reached their patience limit with 22-year-old YouTuber
Jack Doherty, who broke away from his group
and attempted to engage officers to create
content for his channel in the middle of the roadway, creating a safety hazard.
Despite multiple warnings, Jack continued recording the video, even ignoring his friends
as they told him to stop.
a final warning officers told him that they would arrest him if he didn't comply
I'm just short annoying dumb fuck who just is cancer and annoys everyone
to which jack replied once I'm done with this bet and now as officers move to
make good on that warning they have no idea that jack is far from done recording them on this day
warning they have no idea that jack is far hold me please mr. bodyguard protect me no please
he's a minion build from done recording them on this day you'd like that uh devil is read
will you give me that one big guy and you take what's that build the way stuff the guy what no
Dude who the f*** are you bro?
I was trying to walk out the street.
I was trying to walk out the street.
All you had to do was get in the s*** that's it.
Are you going to f*** your money?
Do you sure you got your man on?
Dude this cop is egoing out and this little child.
That's so good.
I'm going to be honest that cop, it's kind of sad how
this full grown-ass cop is getting like...
I'll be real.
That is, seems like as ego is upset.
I was trying to, I was trying to, I was trying to.
Now, as officers proceed to search him,
immediately find even more reasons to take him to jail, but Jack only sees it as another
content opportunity, something the officers have yet to realize.
What's happening?
How are you?
Oh, I'm checking out.
Oh, there's some rice.
They're also...
Well, you can't take it off that way.
Oh, you're one of them.
No.
How are you?
Good, how are you?
How are you?
Oh, I thought...
I'm just saying, I'm not even on some of the...
I got you.
I'm just telling...
I know.
Just tell them, tell them, tell them.
You told them about the time, they're...
I'm an artist buddy that's cancer like why you would still choose to be employed by some guy who just got
trans antagonizing people on the street and then you just stand in front like and like like he's complicit
But he gets paid a lot, of course, that's what I'm saying, he's a paid cancer to society.
He gets paid money to be, to like, just allow this guy to go around and be a complete bozo.
We as a society should not take money from this guy to fucking be a bodyguard for him.
Right?
Like, if you're like, would you want to be a bodyguard for some guy?
He's like, yeah, fuck you, bitch, ah, fuck you!
And then the guy tries to do some shit, he runs behind the bodyguard and he's like,
carrying behind you you know would you have to be so annoying it'd be like you
had to be bodyguard for the Joffrey from Game of Thrones or some shit except even
more beta and more soy and more pathetic
You know?
The hounds. Oh, shit.
What the hell do he do?
with officers finding three hand rolled suspected cannabis cigarettes and half of an orange oval
shaped pill marked with a three consistent with a schedule two amphetamine jack is immediately
brought to the station and this is where his entitled behavior leads him to pull another
move that he will soon regret.
Where's your buddy got now?
Where's your buddy got now, bro?
Relax them when you get a chance to.
I don't know.
As soon as the judge calls you in,
you'll be fine.
I'll answer it later on.
Later on, sorry.
So, I hope he's in like the public jail cell with a bunch of dudes, big dudes who just fuck with him.
I hope they put him in like the, but come on, the big, the jail cell with like just a bunch of big, burly dudes, they ain't nobody out there.
Ain't nobody out there.
I don't know, I don't know what you're going to find.
Probably no, so probably tomorrow, maybe.
Jack Daugherty is complete cancer. Yeah, I'm not a fan at all.
with zero percent. This guy, if you've not watched any of this guy's videos, you should
have if you're watching my stream. I've watched as much of these clips on the LSF of this
guy, just being, he basically just goes out, baits people and antagonizes the fuck out
of them to when they want to physically attack him, and then he just runs behind his body
guy, and that's his thing. That's it. That's it. He just sits there and just talks, he
just, it's like, that's the meme. He's like this little guy who just sits there going
And then he just triggers people and then when people try do something about it. He just gets a bodyguard to step in that's it. Oh
Tyler it's not Tyler at least Tyler is like he at least I you know
Tyler's got bodyguards, but he like runs away
Himself and he's actually in there. This Jack Daugherty is nowhere near
Is giga chatter Tyler?
No, not even the same. No, no, Tyler's like dude Tyler's like fighting five guys
So he gets two bodyguards so it's like a 3v5 Jake Daugherty is like he's got five bodyguards and it's him
And he's just antagonizing one guy
Bro Tyler is at least like bro. What does he do here? What does he do? He was like, um
Screw screw up. What do you say?
Pucket
Oh, no, this is just a pit stop.
He, like, the dejectability would never do that.
He just, like, goes, like, talk shit to just nice, normal human beings.
Like, it's like if Tyler was to go around and just pick a random guy on the street
and take a nice, a random citizen for no reason.
That's what would be the equivalent.
And then he's, and Tyler was also not athletic, and he was tiny, and he was, like, super kind.
He wasn't here. Zero is not funny.
least i was a little bit funny
he sees it a little bit funny
but that they've got a lot of class
that they've got a lot of funny
i don't want you guys to get i want to be honest i have not been watching
tyler's
political videos i just watched a scam videos so i guess i'll allow you guys
seem to be
like I fucking hate that guy because ex politics
I don't watch his politics shit
I just been watching his fucking uh... his scam stuff so
and just watching his scam stuff it's pretty good
shea bro
you're predicting
you predict, you're predicting that bro, predict that
hey, you guys saw some of my stuff, right?
I think Tyler is a libero when it comes to scam videos
the net neutral and ultimately I think it's
it's called high-witters
worst case is making people aware of what's going on
it's still like that
are you guys in boxing champs going?
400%
that's enough
that's tough
alright
let's see how it is
dude what?
oh he's like have you got a good body game going?
oh shit I've got to start performing
oh this is a content opportunity and actually I can't be seen like a bitch
because I am a bitch, so I need to activate that dirty mode.
This might seem like a simple order, but to Jack, it's about protecting his jewelry,
And he won't even hesitate to instruct officers on how to preserve it
Bro, just imagine willingly wearing this shit
This is a great time acting for sure right like what what are we doing?
What are we doing I
if you're a woman okay that's what women do is they wear some shit like that but
like if you're a dude holy fuck what are we doing what are we doing if you're
what that's what we do that like that's good that's some shit I like the way
jewelry there's like I don't know some feminine thing they'd like to do you know
what is it what is the point of this is like the point of this is that like
you're so insecure so that you need to try and flex your wealth like that's
basically what it is right it's saying like hey I have tons of money like on
my wrist like look at me I am I I want to show that I'm wealthy because like I
mean I haven't got other redeeming qualities like I am not funny I'm not
entertaining but just like me I'm rich guys please seriously that's what
that's what it is it's what it bro me too I got a fucking wrist band thing on
I've been trying where it's been like, I don't know I bitch about it every day
And it's supposed to be like the least watch like thing you can possibly wear just because I need to track my steps
I'm getting fat as fuck. I'm trying to lose weight jet
It's just I got a steep dragon and it's the most cancer fucking thing to wear ever
I don't know how anyone wears anything bro and
You go out of your way to wear something that has no functional purpose outside of
Fucking just trying to flex your well. It's pathetic. It's pathetic. It's pathetic
What are we doing?
Oh my, it says watch is not, I thought at least it says watch is functional, so it says watch
just another thing since it's another
wealth look on wealthy thing
I don't know you lazy little watch guys
it tells the time
at least a little watch it tells the time
you know what I'm saying
what is this yeah
you guys need a chair to hold it
yeah of course
he's so good
I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna walk
fucking, bro, necklace as a guy
what are we doing
What's what it's every one egg loses on it? Okay, you're obsessively religious and you want to wear like some sort of trinket
That helps you like feel closer to your spirituality. Maybe that I could I could see that
Maybe you've got a keys around your neck. Okay utility
Your retard if you if you were a chain you're a retard, I'm sorry like I changed a gear retard
Like, that is what it is. I'm just saying, if I see you wearing a chain, like a big
ass thing that looks super uncomfortable in your necklace, like a big ass uncomfortable
necklace, you're wearing that. So you're wearing something that makes you less comfortable.
Just because you want to show wealth off, like it's pathetic. Like, I just like, okay,
disrupting your comfort to display your insecurities. Think about that. That's doubly bad. It's like
not even, I really, at least, okay, I can get like a guy wearing a cross or guy wearing like a
Hindu fucking thing or guy where I can get like some shit where you're like, I it's a spiritual
Trinkets so I get I get like do you I get what those are religious trinkets that makes sense or like a Nicholas your mother gave to you
Who's dead I get that I?
Understand this how does that get that is exit return?
That's a return
I'm sorry, I'm that is what it is now explain this any a third anyone
Hey, what I mean, do you know what he's telling the time with this?
This has a function
Okay, and it can maybe I use this as a bludgeon. Maybe you could use it as a weapon
So like you need a bludgeon someone to defend yourself. You've got that
So it tells the time and you use it as a weapon. So this end this guy, okay
Flemmer Flabs, maybe you got like a point here, but these other ones is like bro. I
Don't know how he would do it, but I'm
Like I'm function maxing with this one is heart rate center thing and it's like it's lightweight ult and it's so cancer
But then again, I maybe people wait is it possible to wear a necklace and not to be slightly uncomfortable?
Is it possible to not pretend like I'm talking zero percent impact on comfort
I feel like that's not possible. I feel like it's always going to be a little bit uncomfortable
Am I crazy?
Rings I can't wear rings. I try wearing some hot wear rings
It must and there must be like even like point zero one percent
Like there must be slight on slight level of uncomp
like I'm talking like
Because think about it. You're running and it's bounce on off your chest
That's like thinking about that now now when you run it bounces off your chest
That's disrupting your comfort and now it's annoying
You get used to it
Look, I mean, I don't know and yeah, what do you mean and so you're doing what so you're making you'll give yourself a debuff
So it's a downside for what?
for what
For what so it makes you for aura
I
Get it you tank some comfort like I did I'm done right now
For a watch or a step tracker or something like that. I get it or a spiritual trinket
five charisma
Closer enough no clothes are functional. What do you tell my clothes?
The reason we wear clothes is because you don't wear clothes you're cold or you get sun damaged your skin
Close a functional
Wearing I'm okay. You wear clothes that have got like they're all ripped up and they don't work and they fall your pants falling down
That's stupid as hell
Yo, what up, Mr. T?
He's playing a character, he's playing a character, I mean at least he's one of them's a spiritual
friend, can I give him that, dude, okay wait he's got multiple, what is this, wait he's
got like a cross, he's got crucifix, crucifix, I said like a Jew one, I don't know what that
one is, like some reverse moon, like, oh wait he's got like the Jew style one down here,
He's got everything, he's got everything, bro.
He's got all the faith stats, bro.
He's like a paladin.
He's a paladin IRL.
He's stat maxing.
But you understand what I'm saying, right?
For me, there needs to be a functional purpose of a thing.
And if it's purely downside for like some aesthetic,
it's like, what are we doing here?
Like, it doesn't make sense to me.
But this comes from a guy who just wears a T-shirt
shorts every day and just wears functional shoes and never wears I never
address that fashion unless I'm forced to borrow life so that you know that's
obviously I'm gonna have that take right if I would never wear a suit unless
I'm forced to wear a suit because like there's no function this it's just not
comfortable to wear for a long time it requires more effort to set up it's all
All this, it's the same shit.
If you wear a tie and you're opening into wearing a tie
and you don't need to wear a tie, you'll read that.
I think a tie is the same.
If you wear a tie, you basically wear a chain.
Unless you're forced to wear a tie, unless you have to wear
Some like if you have to wear it, okay, or you need to get a job at a place where everyone wears ties
Of course you wear the tie, but like that's that's serving a purpose or a function
Okay at that point if you've got a corporate job. Yeah, that makes sense
But I'm saying if you just like wearing a suit and you die off if you're working from home
And you're sitting there and you're dressing up and you're putting a full-on suit dude. Oh my so anyway Jack
I think is a complete moron here
They're doing this unless to be fair. Maybe the maybe wearing wait, maybe wearing a bunch of gold chains does have a purpose for him
Maybe like it baits a bunch of people. Maybe it makes them more unlikable
Which means his clips get more clips so then he gets more virality
So then he gets more maybe it maybe it's actually he's playing a caricature of like a complete AIDS
It's called peacocking
I mean, I know a peacock has John asked for this to like it's like a sexual selection
right where they have like the bit the more beautiful they're fucking peacock feathers
out and the more like females they can get.
I'll watch it later.
I'm just trying to bunch of lunch at I've just I just to be though you understand this
right here like I am constant like every five minutes I think about how
annoying singers I'm wearing my wrist and it's like he's wearing a thing and
it's like not even serving I like there's no purpose and in fact it look
makes him look stupid so then you're getting uncomfortable and you look
stupid it's like well what are you doing
Hi, is he friends I was at?
I don't know
Cause I think he wants to hand that over to them
Can I call him or do anything to give him this so he doesn't have to be here and plead?
No, no, no, just my jewelry, I'll do anything
i'm down for that let him be at his phone yeah right here make a phone let him make a phone call
thank you and you know they can take all the jewelry
this is for your car
call from that jack
yes sir
when you give him the water though you gotta do that like you could have bought it all of this
i know i wish i could have but like already right when i was getting out where i turned around
and boom my spring guard was there
you ran to him like a little bitch dude
i know i know i'm not gonna like you're making excuses you know
Yeah, it's like a passive reaction. Does this subconscious like
And then the guy will welcome me in
Hey, look at all this shit the cons were right
Badge says the function identification gun holster
It's it stores his gun this belt this utility. He's got his flashlight. It's got everything
It's like it's not just fat. It's functional and it looks cool. I'm just saying
And it looks cool
Like hey
Guys a gig a chance
Guys a gig a chance. What is that thing on his leg? I don't know what that is. That's sick though
I'm trying to only come here
Yo, Kenny. Hello. Hello
This is not working my check there must be some what checked fight. I'm just saying it that's I you guys getting triggered as fuck
by
Surely I must be hypocritical somewhere. What do I?
wear on my person or use that it's not functional and she is purely by aesthetics
can we find can you find one single thing I really want to know shoes no I
wear shoes with it but literally the shoes I own they are like woman shoes
basically but therefore plantar fasciitis okay these shoes right here and
they've got orthotic inserts they've been 3d printed they've been based on a
scanner my foot to reduce my foot pain to increase my comfort that literally
comfort shoes
chance to fill the moustache this my moustache in my beard I just what I do
as I let it grow until it becomes uncomfortable and then I shave it off I'm
a comfort maxi bro now think about it I'm a comfort maxi like that's literally
up I'm just going to like the reason why I'll put wear on a hoodie is because it
will make me more comfortable because it's cold.
The reason I wear a pair of pants
is because it makes me more comfortable.
Where I, I, I, I don't know where the T-shirt is
because it's more comfortable.
Just, it's literally comfort-making.
The decision I will make at any point in time
is for maximum comfort.
24-07.
Unless I am forced to by my wife.
Then, I mean, the discomfort of having your wife aggro,
fire supersedes, any discomfort you would have
from wearing something out that you don't want to wear.
Okay, which is again, just confident maxing.
I'm watching you naked.
If I was naked right now, I'd be cold and uncomfortable.
Hmm.
I'll put it right here.
Oh, fuck.
I think you can't really open it.
Come on.
Sorry, sir, I'm sure.
True, I have a thing.
Wait, this is the only thing.
Is this, this is it.
This is, it serves no function.
but there's zero discomfort whatsoever.
And I got like 40 grand or something for getting it.
So, but there's zero discomfort.
T4 bad tattoo.
That's the closest thing to it, right?
But then again, it was like, okay, 40 grand
and I know, like whatever it is,
I think T4 is bad and it's a symbol.
You know, it does kind of sit with purpose though.
It tells people I think T4 is bad
they haven't even told them. Like they just read it and they know, oh, D4 is bad. Do you
know what? I feel like the thing is, I'm doing it at an opportunity cost. If there was zero
comfort downside and you could just do aesthetics, right? It's like, for example, you could just
change the mug on your character, but it changed no stats in your gear. Of course, you would
transmog your character look cooler. But that's not how real life works. Each item or accessory
you put on, encumbers you slightly and add some sort of irritation.
I'm trying to tell him to come down here.
Just take off.
Why are you doing that?
Take off and do it.
Okay.
So you should be getting it done.
You got a 13?
No.
No, you haven't.
You're hearing?
Yeah.
Right here.
All right.
Where are you?
We're on the right now.
I'll get that.
Tell him to have his, um, his perturbations and everything ready.
I do.
I do.
underwear underwear completely functions if I don't have the I'm so
autistic my underwear like look look behind me bro can you see it I'm currently
stretching a pair of underpants at right now look
this is comfortable I can't wear chat I cannot wear certain underpants because
they're too tight it makes my nuts uncomfortable the too loose makes my
nuts uncomfortable. So what I have to do is I buy a pair of medium underwear and I
stretch them out, I stretch them out and they get to the point where they kind of
like their elasticity, it's more loose and then it's comfortable for my nuts.
No, large is too loose. Large is too loose. I just realized that I mean it makes
sense that I'm like this triggered by seeing people wearing jewelry. Like
Every single thing in my life is comfort-maxing
Everything that I wear in my body and every like every single accessory I have it's just all it's literally all come back
There's yeah, I can't wear like I can't touch silk anything. It's not a hundred percent cotton. I fucking hate it
Dude. Oh my god. Don't get me started very did I try this next day? I don't know just come back
40
400
Hey, I'm sorry, I know you're in class 40, you guys got that
No, we got 300
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
You saw that, right?
No, we got 6, 7
Hold on
Oh, I'm dead
No, you guys have brain rotors jacked, audience are my dude, I thought the same thing, he ended on 6, 7 bro, and I was like, oh my
Yeah
We had breaks
No, no, no, one break
I thought we were getting it then.
Yeah, you are.
Yeah, we got it.
We're not hot, you know?
OK, so one here.
Right?
Try just give it that hand.
We have to do this.
Put it on the ground.
OK, two.
Right.
Three right here.
Just fucking slamming in there, bro.
Look at the.
Psssh.
Four.
Thank you.
I'll go.
We have a separate bag.
First, we'll have scraps.
You have a separate bag.
what
Yo diamonds, bro. Yes diamonds a diamond scratch it. I like it because they're super hard
The party's like diamonds anyway, bro, so
We met an exception we don't make a phone call yes, yes
We got a recording so you know what's gonna happen now all these go with you to the UK
We're not giving this on the rodeos
No, take your shoes off
Fucked root dad get fucked yo
He was trying to be nice to this guy and then dude he betrayed his trust and now you get fully cooked
Now he's gonna prosecute the folks in a law, baby
I
Be stood if he done that to me brother. It's a chance he would have grabbed a nut there like I mean don't sound got some big
Us nuts you got that shit, bro
hahaha
oh here we go
okay
oh my god
come on dude
oh sorry
ahh look at him
look at him dude
hahah
we are actually being very nice
making an exception for him
This police mog is sick
I guess fucking they got Sergeant Dokes up in the building bro
You can hit me bro, he knows what's up.
Siden Dokes is the bitch, Siden Dokes is the fucking man dude, what are you talking about?
I was surprised motherfuckers!
What's up Jack Dorius me?
I'm watching you Dorius!
You fucking freak!
What is going on there? The ego cops over the door over there.
Yeah, but the resistance one of them how about you know, just in rap page yo chair, bro. What's up?
Possession possibly possession
Possession of substance
I call it
Even after realizing the full impact of his actions jack's desperate attempt to apologize only becomes another display of his vanity
You're taking him with you to T.K., bro.
He goes with you.
He goes to T.K. with you.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
He subsets my possessions, my possessions, my possessions.
No, no, no. That's even going to get me leaves.
Yeah, yeah.
I am obsessed with my inanimate objects.
Hopefully tomorrow, man, but probably not in the morning anymore, you know?
No, really.
You just stop the side of it.
Or, Jack, tell me, tell me a guy that you would bug in the medieval ages.
You go, like, when there's a riot to his house and you kill him and take all this stuff, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
He's like that rich guy who's been hoarding all the resources.
You just go kill his ass.
And then redistribute the wealth.
You know, that's...
Anyway, I'll try to help you.
Jack, hey, Jack. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking.
He's a loot goblin. He would be like running away wouldn't he?
With a bag of shit imagine him in like a riot situation where everyone's houses
I can take it over. He'd have like a bag full of like chains and necklaces and shit
Like when you stab him like necklaces and shit fly out like gold and coins
Jack Doherty was charged with felony possession of controlled substance without prescription misdemeanor
Possession of cannabis he was later released on a $3,500 cash bond
But true to his nature Jack continued milking the incident for content after his release
He's hanging out with 69 ways he hanging out with 69 his nature Jack
Is that the 69 guy or that different guy?
It looks like he's got 69 on his void. Did I live it? We'll have 69 on the void
It's good?
And that guy's right.
That's something.
But it's still running.
In a later interview with TMZ, Jack described the arrest as the worst day of his life, claiming
he was stuck in a small cell for five hours before being moved to a larger holding room
for another ten hours.
He even warned others to stay away from jail while still managing to put his entitlement
on full display.
Now seems like Jack is using the experience to create even more-
So, uh, he's so, uh, his face is just so-
He's like the one who-
Such a punchable head.
Like, it is what- it's like it's like it's too wide or something and too-
Like, it's hard to describe, but god damn.
God fucking damn, he's a punchable head.
Police-related-
I mean, I don't- I don't- I have a bit of a punchable head myself, for sure.
Like, sometimes I see myself in the mirror and I'm like,
Fucking look at this fucking retard, bro. Just fucking want to punch me there. I want to punch myself there
Dude, I've done but like this guy is
Punchable face mugging the shit out of me, bro
Holy fuck
It's not even close 10 for his channel
Continuing to profit is here at something that did it something with this like fucking just the whiteness and his hair
It's chin and it's just like no one just I mean they're wrong
They do the nicest guy ever it probably it probably is being painted by the fact that he's complete cancer to society
Right this what it is incident at least until another group of officers decides to draw the line and take him in again
Yo, dude fuck that ripped that bozo bro ripped that bro rip bozo
All right, what are you gonna have Cheney TTY recast what happened to with a stalker?
Hey wait, this is like a zero view posted. Why are you looking at me?
what he did was crying and weird, as I ran the fuck away. He booked the Captain Hotel
right after I booked. Stucked 12.30 am, booked in the middle of nowhere at the mountain.
Stayed right beside my room, waited until I finished the stream. After I finished the
stream right after I came to my room, knocked on the door multiple times, tried to open
the door even. Tried to open the door knob, open the door. And that ran off after I started
streaming again of course he knew he was not up for something good the fucking
weird I hope that kind of shit never happens again
bro she's I'm gonna submit I've been lucky like I like whenever I tune into
a stream she's like walking around by herself at night
Bro straight up and I'm thinking of myself like holy fuck. She is crazy, bro. I'm such a pussy. I wouldn't even do that myself. I
Wouldn't do that myself and I like
She's crazy
She what I'm saying is she's great like she is a giga chat. She's a giga check the fact she goes around and does IRL string all over the world
Just solo as a chick at night
like through these random ass areas you just like walking like I click on
their streams you like in some random park it's fully dark everyone around
around like what the fuck this is spooky bro this is but I'm fucking scared for
her bro I'm super thin at this game for my mother like fuck me and like dude
this talk is just going into hotels with her staying next to her I'm not good
on her shit it's not even like a paranoid like freak thought it's real it's
fucking real bro like if anyone do jack dirty don't need the fucking spotty
guy genie tty needs to hire that guy once once dude once check what he gets
arrested hire that big dude from Jack Daugherty strain to go with a genie
tty dead ass look he wouldn't have to give up with it because he walks too much
and that guy doesn't seem very fit I'm not saying asking for it I'm saying the
The reality of the situation is she is a person by herself alone doing IRL streams, broadcasting
her location, two thousands of people online all the time, constantly.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying it's anyone, not as the agenda.
Even me, just a person, streaming myself alone, random places, two thousand people doing IRL
streams, I wouldn't do that.
I would do it during the day.
I mean, whatever during the day. Okay, cool. It's that it's a nighttime back
Bro, she streams at night in like a randomized parks and shit and it's like pitch black and I'm thinking like what the fuck and
Then she you know, whatever. Yeah, it's one of the things where
You guys saying asking. I'm not saying asking. I'm not saying asking for it
The reality is though. She how much does she need tty way?
Like right she probably weighs like
66 or 67 kgs, maybe 67 kgs max 67 kgs max
And that's like being super super like I doubt I doubt that means you know
That's scary as fuck to me. I'm her. I'm fucking I'm having a concealed carry
I'm having she's I'm a holstering a weapon, bro
I'm getting I'm getting me a retention holster and like a P 90 boat
I'm just walking around with that shit.
Again, I'm getting ready to shoot some motherfuckers
that I got.
Straight up.
I have no idea what a peeing audience is yet.
No idea what a peeing audience is.
What is this?
Are you aware?
Yes or no?
I am not answering the question
purely by somebody at the council.
Okay.
I mean, we're gonna come back
and take more depositions.
I'm excited to see you.
Yeah.
Well that's inappropriate and I'd like the record to reflect that the witness
just asked me out on a date. It was a joke. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. I don't need this side
colloquy with your client, John. Fuck is this clown show? I don't know what this
clown show is bro, but yeah okay crazy. Chud the builders first seeing 50s, 60s
and president's attempted murder and bale said it one more time million million what is this
is this that racist dude who was just going around spamming the hot inward
what did he do so bale's gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna set I'm gonna set up just a bond right now
we have our bail hearing and I'll let you make all the arguments we can go through all the factors
You can see if that gets amended he shot a guy
He shot a guy
Up or down. I mean dude. What was he doing? He's speedrunning like that
I don't know what the fuck I clicked on Twitter for two seconds
And I like I had to stop watching the clips like dude this guy's breaking my brain with racist insults
He was just like spamming the inward and being ultra anti-semitic
And I don't know what the it was just like cancer, bro, and I just had to stop watching
I was like this is all the guys cringe as fuck
Um, you know what I'm saying, so there you go, he's speedrunned and so now he provoked
a bunch of people and then obviously he would have got attacked and ended up shooting someone.
Congrats.
I mean, he's speedrunned, destroyed his life and maybe someone else's.
What a cancer, what a cancer, mate, what a cancer.
What is this?
Do you need TTY?
Lose the balance and always get set by a car.
Bro, what the fuck?
What the fuck? Why am I so lonely also? That holy shit that was dangerous as fuck!
Yo, legit, she is ins- I'm sorry bro. She's crazy dog. She is cra- I just watched a fucking video on like these-
I was like a stalker compilation of stalkers and the shit they did. Bro,
So, my boyfriend has had like bodyguards, security and shit, and the stalkers still
got to them.
She's out of a live broadcasting, oh I mean it's insane, I mean dude, this is actually
W though, this shows you like society is pretty damn good, the fact that she can do this and
by herself and she did nothing bad's happened.
Right?
That is pretty nuts.
She is the bodyguard.
Dude?
What the fuck bro?
She's not biting.
Well, she's not batting
Honestly probably staged what do you mean that you think that you guys are crazy dude
She's just a fucking re does the she doesn't they fucking lies me about who goes around at night by herself
She's not baiting. What do you mean? What do you mean? She's baiting what the fuck you don't this is some person who just bikes around and shit
And it's just happy just happens to stream into the night for whatever reason and then the justice doesn't give a fuck
Life is saying dude. She clearly lost control of her bike and I was gonna hit my car. That's what just happened
It's not baiting bro. It's not baiting. It's just a reality
Fake the wobble. Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. I go fuck about this
Okay, I think we did I want to play some order guys this is this is too long I'm listening to go
I guess we'll just watch this.
It's full minutes.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
I'm leaving.
Help me!
What is happening?
Sandpaper or is it a rapist?
What is going on?
Help me!
What is what is
I can't be fucked. I can't be fucked. I don't know. I have no idea what's going on. Some guy's trying to kick
Yep, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay
Father XL to rework your necks. Hello
Rivery and holo mask. All right, dude. Here we go boys part of XL to news
Path of Exile 2 news boys, let's fucking go gamers.
Hi, I'm Mark Roberts, Game Director on Path of Exile.
Today we'd like to showcase two unique items straight out of the mysterious Wildwood.
These are existing items but have been completely reworked in Return of the Ancients.
First, we have a rebranded Husk of Dreams, Reverie, and then the Hollow Mask.
a great choice for those botanists out there.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, that was actually not bad.
That was the one with the super high PDR, right?
With some minus res or something?
That one was actually good.
This was actually an okay one for armor builds.
But they took away, what the fuck?
A druidic Magi woman, Surreal of Keatath,
led many into battle against the Nameless
who threatened the Wildwood.
She was so in tune with the goddess
that should call upon the very roots of the forest to aid her allies in the heat of battle.
With the armor of Surrell, you too can call upon the aid of the goddess Viridian.
Okay, let me read it. Let me read it.
Grants level 19, right of restoration.
Okay, so you got 300 armor, 90 by VES.
Uh, minus 10 fire is plus 18 casters.
Cannot use life flasks.
Cannot use life flasks.
Non-unique life flasks apply their effects.
Call
Huh
No unique lifeless supply there affects constantly recovery from lifeless cannot be instance
Recovery from your your lifeless cannot be applied to anything other than you
48 list lifeless recovery
Bro, how much is that per second? What's a gg row one? Wait, how much region is that?
How much how much is the gg row at lifeless?
Let's have a quick look here, Lifelapse BE2, Lifelapse item, 920 over 3 seconds.
The way it can be rolled with some extra shit, right?
It's gonna be like 700 life per second, isn't it?
It's gonna be 700, about 6 or 700 life per second.
50% reduced. I'm scaling up quality and I'm putting mods on the flask and then I'm halving
it and it's about 6 or 700 life per second. While Reverie is equipped, you forego regular
life flask use to instead passively apply recovery from life flasks constantly. Well let's
I'm going to catch it, 6 or 700 of Regen, in POE2 you have like 3k life, right?
So you're going to heal, so what is that?
Ummm, say like 300 life or something?
Let's go by 650.
So in 5.6 seconds it's going to heal you if you fall, so it's healing you for like 20%
of life per second or something like that.
Yeah, it's basically healing you for 20% of your life per second.
20 but then you can't use life lusks
I mean it's gonna be a cozy early game item isn't it oh dude you can't use it to level
84 wait a minute I wonder how much investment on the tree is there let me have a quick look
to still a little quick deep dive path of building pewee 2 maybe this investment on the tree to
Make it go even bigger. Maybe cuz I didn't assume any investment life
That flask all the is last notes
Life for career from plus life career from flasks. Oh wow. Oh
Wow, look at this
So you can maybe get it you get it's like a thousand per second perhaps
15% 15% bro with a tie in
With a tie-in bro with a tie-in with that with the effect of small passives
What does that go to I mean doesn't tell me 15 times what is it one way five?
22.5 percent per point 20 to 1.5
Is that with a note or not
All right, so first one's 10. Okay, so it is so does this it is up any 15 22 22
I rate when you left us rip
When Richard Melliot, I guess it's okay. I
Mean, yeah, what's 15 15 15 20? I
Mean dude this goes kind of crazy, bro
Dude 30% increased average generation rate during any effective life loss
I mean, I must admit this is gonna be the most insane recovery
but then again if you take all these nodes you're gonna have luck I mean you
can get this well over a thousand per second I think you get this well over a
thousand per second but I mean I don't know dude
reverie also grants a sigil skill called right of restoration what the fuck is
this place a sigil on the ground providing a powerful buff to you and
allies standing in it grants life regeneration amplifies armor evasion and energy heals.
As perfect as possible, the more mana you spend while standing on the Zoodle.
Okay, minimum 1 second between gaining stages, so you get away with 1 second, gain a stage
when you spend 35% of your maximum mana while standing in the area.
Okay, subtraction is 11 seconds, maximum 4 stages.
14% more armor evasion rating and ES per stage.
20 flat life regime per stage
See wow, that's a huge radius by the way. I mean you can see it right here. Look at this
It's it's this giant green circle
Wow
Subduration is 11 seconds
So what the fuck you can actually hit two I mean your recovery is gonna be gig it you're gonna be thousands of region plus high defenses
use it to call the goddess to your aid creating an area that amplifies the
defense and regeneration of all those standing within the circle while you are
inside the invocation circle the bonuses to your defense and regeneration
become stronger and stronger as you spend money now the hollow mass okay
here we go grants live or not I mean I must admit chat that chess piece is nice
Nice.
Like, Chad, if I had this chess piece, I would definitely start off using it and then I'd
fucking try it and then see how it feels.
Because it seems like it could cause you chess piece, right?
You just put that thing on and you just don't need to worry about recovery now.
You're just chilling.
But then maybe you end up as a DPS.
Because the thing is, maybe you don't need all that and you could just get more damage
and then it's just a waste of investment.
Unless you could somehow turn the healing into damage somehow, right?
You do you do DJing yourself to then regen that to do more damage. Maybe maybe there's a way to use the insane recovery
Grants go level 19. What was kids get 70 life? Oh wow, it's still got the 15 PDR. So that's super strong
This this is still super strong remnants you create affect allies in your presence as well as when you collect it
94% increase reservation efficiency of remnant skills. Oh
Oh, shit, the fuck? What the fuck? That's a lot.
Now the Hollow Mask. Its roots penetrate your flesh and bones.
It's level 84. Everything is super high level now, isn't it?
You're level 84. 18 evasion. 12 years.
Everything is super high level. Is it just because of the skills high level?
Okay.
Giving you a direct connection to Viridi herself.
What better way to seal the potential gift she has in store for you?
See ya.
While adorning the holo mask...
Okay, wait, here we go.
While woods gifts, persistent remnants.
This is a remnants seal, so you get the mean reservation there.
You are chosen by his Mirion spirit to provide guidance,
allowing you to see nearby ancient blooms.
Ancient blooms within 5 meters of view are revealed.
Ancient blooms fade after 25 seconds, if not picked up.
An action bloom manifests within 8.5 meters of you every 1.22 seconds.
That's a lot of blooms.
Remnants have 95 percent increased effect.
But wait, wait, wait, the remnants mechanic.
Is that that shit that the chaos monks have?
Or is that the shit that
it is OK, but this is I'm guessing this remnant effect is local.
I'm guessing this is local to this ability remnants have 15% this has to be local to the ability, right?
There's no there's that has to be local to while we'll get it's quite otherwise. This is just how they scale the remnant
This is probably at scales with levels, right?
Ancient blooms are remnants that grant the following bonuses when collected vivid blooms grant five chargers
to all of your charms
Okay
Chum charges problems got five charges to all your mana flasks five charges to all your life flasks
That's a lot of charges and then you get and then with a hundred and fucking what is that?
110% effect. It's like what?
11 charges
I don't know about this one team. I mean regardless
Okay
It's a small reservation and then you basically have infinite life charges on a boss and your charm charges are always up I
Get that's not bad. I guess
That's not terrible. I think about it when you're finding bosses
Lifelasks are usually something that can run out. So having like that that could be okay. I don't know man
I don't know. Let me see this test and they blew it in pain again. Let me see it
70 life
This honestly is not bad literally just 70 life 15 PDR minus 10 plus 13
This in itself is a pretty decent item for an armor belt
Even if you ignore the remnant stuff and then the remnant stuff makes that a little bit better
But I mean bro, it's if it's not fucking free
As if it's only 94% reservation as if you don't just don't get to get that remnant thing for free bro like what?
I can't see myself using this, I'll be honest.
Outside of if there's like other sources of PDI that I can stick up additively to get
like a pretty potent effect, I can't see myself using it.
Form of ancient blooms.
These flowers manifest in the different forms of the whisks of the Wildwood.
Collecting them will respectively grant you charges for your life flask, monoflask, or
charms.
I have users by the way. I've used this mask multiple times at low level just as an early
game item when I have tons of res just because the PDR is so strong.
But there's more. Whether it's roots well and truly embedded in you, the hollow mask
causes any remnants that you collect to be shared to your allies in addition to affecting
you. You may want to consider using both of these when playing with your friends, especially
when used together. Serve as a powerful combo for supporting your allies.
We ain't god damn. It's some cock shit. He's did fucking Mark, bro
He's market such a fucking aura cock dude. He's such he's such an aura cock. He's Tony really is
He's the largest favorite characters to build so of course he made these items. Oh
my but then again
Pea to has combat slow enough where this actually makes sense and that's a decent amount of fucking recovery
that you could, I mean the chess piece is way more potent in my opinion, right, the
chess piece. Then again, but for new players, right, who are just going for the
campaign together, it's like just, you know, whatever, catch-call-up and shit, you
know what I'm talking about. They're sitting there and they're playing the game. I
could see like, oh, giving your friend life-loss for the bosses would be pretty
useful, right? So, yeah. I've not come up with my unique yet. I'm waiting until 1.0
um to then release my unique okay because I what's the point of making the
unique if they just make it for me it's just a waste of unique I should wait
until they put all the unix they're gonna put in the game and then at that
point be like okay this is a niche that I really want to have a unique for and
then boom serve as a powerful combo bro you built like XQC
Tell me, do you know what I'm saying, way homie?
Go for supporting your allies.
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I could sit on you and you would die.
You would die.
Do you understand me?
I could sit on you and you would die.
Spirit one looks like you have to build soul, Spirit woke up I think.
Yo, there it is man! Dude that looks like a nice build.
Nice build.
Okay, you want to do the white thing or do the left hook?
You ready?
Ugh.
Oh my god, bro. I'm gonna get the thing in there.
Okay.
79.1. Okay, that's after I had a meal. It's after I had a meal, and I'm drinking water.
So, okay, after I'm actually, if I wake up and I'm just pissed, we're talking 75. 75.
Okay, 75, so I get it twisted.
What is this?
It's amazing, bro. It's the man that's standing there, bro. Just looking and shit like, oh shit.
Not bad, not bad. No jokes, no dottles. I'm trying to have a chat with it.
I'll allow it.
You know, that's good though. Do you know what no I like to see
World superpowers
You know at least talking and getting you know at least communicating each other
Right
That's a good thing
I would like if everyone would just communicate and just use diplomacy that'd be good like good
I don't want wars so like you know fucking if Putin and Z ping and fucking Trump all these guys
They'll meet up and I was like chilling with the boys. Yeah, it's not bomb each other boys. He's just fucking chill, bro. That's good
You know I'm saying that's chill. We don't want though. We don't want fucking all that war
No, uh
You would have to hold on I'll tell you what is this?
Nope. I'm not looking at this shit. You guys are getting too much. Yeah, I'm not gonna subnautica boys fuck this
Let's go
uh
Stunning scuba
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66 months, soon I am there. Never stop God game arraying.
There's not like this some special soulmate, some special thing happening.
It's not like Fortnite, pretending to be a girl in Warcraft dancing in a mailbox.
It's not the same, you know, chat like, like, you've used to me like, and it's not that
similar.
K14.
And apparently we do not have anything better to do, no training needed.
Hey, Bozo, this is not poll one, you know, also watch this.
Started subbing 46 months ago for flashbangs.
Perhaps for WE, this is.
Abby, kids, come into the kitchen, I need to talk to you.
I just wanted you to know that love isn't real.
I don't love you now.
I do have chemical brain processes for you that encourages me to protect you and shit,
but only so that our family line and DNA continues to survive.
That's it.
No, okay go have fun goodles daddy's got to go to work now. Ah, yes new po2 league. I love love
love this game
No, I did from an analytic point of view much
So I have a innate
Uh, how I describe this protective mechanism that's kicked in dad mode where I naturally
want to protect my kids and look after them.
Okay.
For my full on animal, I'm looking at from like I'm to the primal like a monkey monkey
protect baby so that gives I'm saying I I bro for my entire life I wouldn't have
died for fuck all but if it was to save my kids my wife it's 50 50 depending on
feeling today that's a bit of a bit for the kids no doubt if I got out I'll do it
The wife, you know, debating on the day.
Imagine being against Essay,
then joking about big burly dudes
sying someone in jail for nothing.
Then the chat agrees.
Awkward monkey yikes.
Imagine clowning people for flexing wealth.
Minus $25,000 on Diablo immortal
Awkward Monkey Awkward Monkey.
I'm Quinn and I spent $25 on deal-blow-mortal but flexing your wealth with watches is totally
stupid low IQ and hinge serves no purpose in society.
Oh that's kind of awkward monkey isn't it Quinn aren't you known for having like 4x
1590s gotcha gaming and flexing wealth with two mental tool on cuckshed 2.0 when the architect
ran off with your money and is getting fat eating unlimited burgers.
Awkward monkey.
Every time you share a detail like this from your life it really explains a lot.
gifted a tier 1 sub to Justin Rampage. They have given 443 gift subs in the channel.
Did we watch Slop for 4 hours?
20 months with your mom.
multiple scoobers today, looking extra small queen, scoober.
That guy's the deal, the other model guy saying it was a flex, a so braindead by the way.
It was an expose on how malicious the ableto model and how degenerate Belizid had become
and how much they've sold out their IP.
And on top of that, I told chat, I'm not even, this is not some fucking money deletion stream.
Like the streams themselves make more money than I was spending in advertising revenue
than I did.
I was completely cancelling out the money I was spending
giving to Blizzard from Ad revenue.
It was not flexing at all.
And it was basically exposing Blizzard.
And you can ask AI, go ask your favorite AI right now.
Did Quint69 negatively affect Blizzard for the Diablo?
75 months with the God Gamer.
I'm completely negative for them.
Blizzard hate me, they unfollowed me on all social media.
I'm blacklisted.
You're coping today! If you guys did it, fucking deal, a big ass bloated blizzard, you are coping!
You're coping!
You're fucking out, bro!
Yes!
I
Bow before a whole year my coffee's
Cheers.
Sure they unfollowed you because you made fun of the fat druid girl.
Oh that was... that was an... yeah.
That was an... yep, that was an... yep.
Holy fucks... oh you're unlocking some ancient memories.
The Gothic Remake will have a permadeath mode, you should play it.
Of course, what you should really play, is OG Gothic, but you won't, so the remake will do.
A Boba D4 Bat.
What's he doing, that's one of my drink to heat up, but then I went to close the microwave,
my audio headset will get all cooked.
So then I was walking back and forth.
Not bad.
Alright gamers.
All systems online.
Alright gamers.
All systems online.
Schoolbird do this IRL Quinn.
Okay, so I got my little base.
I'm under water. We're looking out to the Abyss.
I've got a fucking, what is this thing called?
Taphole, I've got a taphole. There's various upgrades I just didn't want to get.
What's that upgrade? What should I want to get?
Want to get the fucking fabricator?
Yeah, plus dedicated core.
Plasticling good.
Get a good core.
Fast and accurate.
Of course.
Oh, it's super easy.
Let's get it.
Let's get that great to my shit.
Let's start there right.
Let's get the upgrade.
Guys, what do I do?
When I take my hoodie off, I'm too cold.
When I take my hoodie off, I'm too cold.
Yeah?
But then when I put it on, it makes my wrist uncomfortable, because this stupid device I've got on.
What do I do? What's the play? What's the play? Oh my god.
Where am I? Where is this?
What?!
Well, I want to scan lots of them.
Huh?
I think definitely should take a better death.
Innate protective mechanism!
Innate protective mechanism!
I wouldn't have died fuck all for fuck all
I wouldn't have died for, fuck all, not even my wife!
Bro, are you doing a riskamble clip and chat?
I was going to big yesterday and I happened to watch his stream for a total of 10 minutes
and I got brain damage.
I got brain damage.
I was getting so rage-bedded that I was, I even had tied the message out.
And it's about to say that, that I was like, he's gonna be like,
Hey man, what's up, get on Discord, get on Discord, get on Discord, or something shit.
And I was like, you know what, I'm not gonna send it.
But the bro was literally saying, it was about, it was my bedtime, it was my bedtime.
Something you oughta can tell is the fucking worst game ever!
It's so trash!
I hate it! I wish I didn't buy it!
I'm gonna uninstall it right now!
Why the hell can you not stack items?
It doesn't serve any purpose! Are they dogs in it coding?
How come you can't stack items? It just waste your time!
It's like, bro, like...
Does he not understand the concept of like, item white?
And you can't it's not just a game where you go around just like collecting like infinite that every like if I can see
He's broke my D4 or something. He's broke my dog shit Blizzard games. I don't understand
Well, no, you just follow the right one and then click on the thing and then go there
It's so boring
I don't know dude, this shit was triggering me so much bro, I was typing out this whole
Anyway, anyway, anyway, I got raged bedded, I got raged bedded by Rich Campbell, which
is what it is.
It's crazy though how someone can have an entirely different experience, like I can
be playing some nook and toot thinking it's awesome and loving it and whereas I like to
I was just like if it need to be fanboying it like I didn't love this game right for sure
He's like the second I was in it was like it was already confining and just talking about how bad the game was
I don't even know how you could play some of the games like complete trash. You really respect it for what it is
But uh bro
That's not the guys not the guys
Okay, I'm not sponsored. Wait, I don't understand. Is there like some... Maybe people just...
I don't know. How can you play at this game and not think it's amazing? It's what it seems
with being a survival game gamer 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 I can I can agree I don't
like it so our games they don't like they don't like the ocean 7 right they
don't like the ocean that allows a lot of games so not again for them I could
see that right for sure of course but to think that this game isn't like it's
actively terrible and dog shit you should refund it and it's bad because you
can't stack items up and it's just boring and shit and bad all around and
there's nothing there's no redeeming qualities I just don't I don't understand
you can possibly have that say it's great it's great for me but then I am I am the
quite a central swaple game, aren't you?
no doubt about it
I am literally that guy
I love looting stuff
going out and getting quotes, getting upgrades, all this shit?
oh yeah
I love being immersed in the world
that's a nice spot, it's a nice spot
I wonder, can I attach a chest to the back of this taphole?
I need to try and find that out.
Do you know what Grounded is an example of a game where I can respect it but what it
is and think it's got some cool elements and think it's actually kind of fun and interesting
in a way but then I cannot enjoy the aesthetics, I cannot enjoy the environment and I can just
be like you know what the game's all good but it's not my type of game but I respect what it is
like but like for example when I if I clicked on things in some nautica and my guy and anyway
and I had to play as a child in some nautica I wouldn't I would just immediately be like I would
just make me a bit flattered it is what it is it do you see it immediately it would immediately
maybe I play that I can't dude like there's just certain vibes that I can't
handle and you know you make it that whatever you will but it's just a
reality brother the situation yet but I can still think oh wow like you clearly
this game has a lot of love that's been put into it it's got a cool vibe cool
aesthetics decent gameplay mechanics are all good like I can make a yeah it's a
pretty decent game just not my type of game is all but this game mocks did some
I'm not a guy so, I'm not a guy so far as Moggin the fuck.
Like, I am enjoying this game at least three times as much as Grounded, at least three
X.
Now, maybe it's like the horror elements or like the spookiness or the, you know, the
constant threat of suffocating to death, kind of vibes, I don't know.
Oh, okay, whatever, we're gonna agree to disagree.
What I'm saying is I can't, I'm not gonna tell people to refund Grounded and I'm gonna
say, Reef Grounded is like the most dog shit game ever, it's just trash. Because you can't...
Like, why can't you just stack? Why do I have to go back? I'm gonna just collect infinite materials!
Well, what? This is the worst game ever! It's just wasting my time because the items don't stack!
They should just code items so they stack! I can't believe that would've made it! How do they play the game?
And I realize they need to make items just...
Not have any weight, not be tangible, turn it into a number which you don't even give a fuck about.
You just walk around clicking on things number goes up. I don't know dude. No, no
Play example of a game that has weight on items and it feels really good Valheim
Amazing
You actually have to cut down trees to log shit to move them if they get them from a place a to place B
But then it's broke at the same time bridge Campbell's given these takes about this game and see how he hates the weight of the game
He was saying Valheim is amazing. I was like, dude. What are you talking about?
This is, if you like Valheim, you're gonna like some no care.
Very like, like, there's so much overlap to the weightiness of the world.
So much!
So much!
I'm, I got, I got baited, I got baited. Anyway, I'm, I'm good, I'm still, I got right, that I'm getting stung low from yesterday.
What, you have to, I'm not even kidding.
If you look at Bruce Campbell Strange from yesterday, bro, you will have a middle break down.
Don't, don't do it.
Okay, wait, what was I doing? I'm getting caught.
Ah, wait, wait, wait, this thingy?
This thingy?
In?
Actually, it's good.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Ah, what the?
Neeeeeeeeee, siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!
You sound like the NZ Rich Camber TV, for sure.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
Chattai Hacking loves Subnautica.
A lot of us does...
That's the actually play video games.
We'll teach you to pretend to play video games.
When you end up listening to her channel play,
I guess the dog shit slop gameplay simulators. I'm not kidding. I've never actually seen him play a real game like not as a mean
Like like I don't know what to tell you good
I've only ever seen him play properly our mobile games and get your games even dude
I'm sorry, I'm very I'm very offended that what he was saying about something like it too
I was I was so triggered by who's saying it but like god damn bro. Holy fuck. That's some of the worst things
I've ever seen in my life. Oh
God
Okay, come on
Hey, Bounce Rankin.
We got it.
GG.
I want to try out.
I want to try out.
a portable storage I'm gonna see what happens here
massive little screen bro
there's two songs playing at once
classic
morning power offline
Godfuckin' dammit!
Honeycopa...
Does someone work in the bioline pit?
Is someone working in the bioline?
3839.
Power connected. All systems online.
Should we just...
No question to tell, we just got a million solar panels.
Just brouh, what's up with solar panels?
I guess the thing is that it's...
10 minutes all of them are just stored quarts.
So I can actually just go up there and use them as a quarts mine.
So we're good.
Okay, I want a portal storage.
Sean, I'd like you to donate a portal storage.
We have a flag on it.
I'm gonna use it.
Can I help with how many we need?
That shit, right?
I know how you need that.
I'm gonna use this.
I'm gonna choose this.
Yeah.
I can't see portable storage device.
I'm just gonna have to place it where they made the rest of the battle tool.
Oh, there it is.
Okay Tim, this works, this works, this works, this works, this works.
You fucking bitches.
I don't think it's gonna work. Based on this...
...garrantys, I don't know, this is... I don't think it's gonna work.
Okay, I did the cooldown on the welcome aboard, I did the cooldown on that, it's a bit early access.
Okay, wait, it's a portable set. There it is.
is. Come on, please wait, please wait, please wait, please wait, please wait, please wait,
please wait. Oh! GG, we got started on the fucking
tempo. Can you take that long, boys? That's GG as fuck.
Oh. I must admit, I kind of interact with this thing and, like, don't get in it. I
I can see myself dying trying to get in and out.
Warning, power offline.
Oh, God.
What?
What?
What?
All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
let's get this one.
I need copper for that, bro.
Small solar panel, I guess.
This is scuffed as hell, but I mean it is what it is. It's like a lift
No
I love those daytime bro, I'll tell you daytime
I love the daytime
I have all the gears, we'll just go and start on food anyway, it's fine, I need to start
on food regardless, let's just...
Let's start on food.
Ta-da!
Tink, tink, tink, you got the hammer, I'll be taking it away.
Huh?
Tink, tink, tink, you got the hammer, I'll be taking it away.
Huh?
Oh wow, my brain is still on a trail, I'm really done.
Well I'm going to suffocate dude, you're going to suffocate.
Imagine that a bit of lame to stay there though.
I'll fix gifted a tier one sub to ground a distrust factor. They have given
Us this is irrelevant. My point is that granted. I think you respect and when the game is at least
But you can agree a game is like for example straight by the sex or whatever, right? Like it's not a much of a game
I look at it and I'm like what the fuck is this but like I know that a ton of love and effort and I can tell it's high quality and
People think it's amazing and I can see it
I can see like the graphics look good the animations are nice the combat looks like like I'm gonna be like okay. Yeah, I
Could see why people like that game I can understand it
There's no funny game that I'm like Haley here, girls, yo.
Oh my god, he kills this.
Yeah, what am I doing right now, shit?
Is it just Bob and matching?
Oh, that hurts.
It could be daytime in a second, yeah?
That was the daytime was fucked.
I said the pal's not on now.
Okay, there we are.
Alright, last turn on.
And I can understand design principles of a game, even if I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't personally agree with them, but I can respect why they're there and like I can understand. Oh, I understand
It's in team lines. That makes sense
Okay, we got boys. You ready?
boom boom
The scout ray Jesse
Whoa Nelly look at that bad boy
Holy guacamole
Still no guys around me That's very nice
Let's turn off my track out I need to be scanning this
Let's just get food. Okay, we're gonna get in our first mission here. Let's go to grab
some resources.
So I'm just gonna put some of those there. Maybe I'll carry to make sure health kits
in my uh...
Been around you for a long time now brother. Still love you and your content champ. Over
13 years soon
Yo rich tricks my man
These vegans these vegan andy the vegan this vegan that relax guys relax
I need water slugs I'm actually out of water
Yeah, I'm gonna put a couple outpacks inside my uh, okay, let's get guys some water slides
Sir, quick? What up?
Good base.
Very nice.
Chef, why is Quinn saying it's so okay to have a different opinion on a game than getting Madderich Campbell's opinion?
No, no, no, no.
please clarify there's objectively bad games
subjectively bad games you'd say a game like this is a bad game
for example the abloom of just a bit of a bad game
there is a glitch if you don't have enough space for next tadpole upgrades
it gets you stuck and even unstuck can't move you out of the tadpole
I had to die and reload the game
just a heads up brother
What if you don't have enough space for the next table of goods?
If you don't have enough space for the next table of goods, it gets you stuck and you can't
unstuck.
Ah!
I mean, if a bug like that happens, that's, of course, if it's a bug, it never agrees
unanimously.
I can just do whatever I can to get out of the, you know, whatever, whatever.
I'm not just gonna be like, oh, guys, I'm gonna gain bugs, so I guess I just have to be dead now.
It's obviously only access.
As long as I know, as long as I know that I'm not, like, there's no way I'll be dead in the situation.
It's just really a bug. I might have to commit suicide if I can get over a bug.
Is that so, the access?
No, ideally that won't happen, but in case it does.
I'm going to make sure I don't get hit by the bomb.
It's crazy.
Where do I make quads go, dude?
Okay.
I'm sorry, boys, you didn't turn into water.
You think we could just use like a...
Like, how is turning a water slug into water better than just removing...
Like, we have this device that can fabricate shit.
Surely you can just remove the elements and make the water toxic.
You know?
Instead we need to collect slugs.
Yes, in a water world.
This water is like 99.99% water.
With a few toxic minerals.
Surely the machine can remove that.
Call me crazy.
Huh?
I don't want water?
52 months with the God Gamer. You always know how to get me wet.
That's how they was like, kill you!
Yeah, they sell anization block. What are you talking about? We can do that now!
I'm talking about there's heavy metals in this water that make it toxic.
What I'm saying is this device that can just fuck with matter,
you tell me you can't just convert, like just remove the 0.1% of shit that kills you in this water,
size of drinkable instead we had to go and get a water slug which is living in the water by the way
which would be all the heavy metals would build up on the cells of the slug
ooh do we need another it's kind of crazy is what i'm saying can i get me making a water
it's gonna have bonus water here
Okay, we're ready to go. We're ready to roll out, boys. We're ready to roll out. Boom,
boom, boom. Health packs checked. Everything's shaking. We're good to go. I'm going to try
I'm not going to repeat my thing, but I can't.
D-Dag's chassis is huge.
Huh?
Oh.
Chessies talking about the Tepo hardpoint in use, you must free the hardpoint before reengaging.
What's that?
You're gonna die to go away at the same time?
If I would, they'd come back.
What the fuck?
Oh, you're a titanium.
I don't understand.
Fuck, I'm over here, Captain.
Huh?
Get to the axis, guys. It is really axis.
Maybe the high point is the...
Wait, maybe the high point is the fucking...
this oh my god is that jesus fuck you guys
why can't they fucking work dude okay I don't understand what the hot point
terminology meant I know I understand what that means the hot point is the
what that that's what that means that thing that I stick the chest in the
The more you know, Chad, the more you know.
Let's go.
We're about to go, we're about to go, we're about to go, we're about to go.
Now we go, now we going, now, now we going.
Now when?
We're done with the red cat.
Finished Bald Escape 3 recently, phenomenal game.
Was interested to check out what choices you made in the VOD.
Didn't you say you beat it in tactician mode?
I found only default medium of VOD.
At least the first three days of Act 1 are.
You're coming for a covering hide.
Come out of her.
Come out of her.
You're mistaken
To aim so fucking fast now
Yeah
They wait just that path
I just struck out is getting a hard to go if you you you're you're what you're watching
you will be watching bouldersgate the early access where I just did that the
first few quests or something so you'll be watching you won't be watching the
actual run my whole run was full tactician I know what what are you
school
Six go.
So if I miss out on a 16, then I would go back for the 16.
30 seconds. He heard required.
under extreme circumstances, your scanner can rip access codes from the black boxes of high-ranking colonists.
I'm so fast with new attachment, bro.
Joe, what is that thing?
I'll be back in a few seconds.
Fuck my boy, Captain.
Oh, guys!
Nooooo!
Noooooooo
Huh? What the hell's going on? I think I remember being down here actually. Nah, I gotta go
go down there
is that really a gurgle?
oh no
are we going deep boys? we are going deep
I'm getting amongst it.
100 degrees. Yo, what the hell's this?
I risked my life for lithium and you can just get it here in large quantities.
I think I might digital the titanium
Oxygen
It equals equals equals equals D
I'm even isn't this break me bro. What is that one song?
I mean bro, do I just get rid of the quartz even?
Maybe the quartz is too common.
I want to take so much loot bro, I want to take it all.
Opportunity cost man.
Get the black boss.
So everyone died down here by the way, everyone died.
This is a high mortality work site.
Oh, and I got the three, can I?
Warning, maximum death rate, all damage in minutes.
Okay, let's pull it with him and go, whatever, and drop all the cords in the game, okay,
I'm gonna need water on our ship.
Yeah, there's quite a few slots on my ship.
How the fuck do I not die down here?
This is the place. We should live down here. I'll convince you all.
Tuba, you want new flavors to cook? The jelly rings are full of sap. It tastes like fermented
caramel. Dr. Wu, the vent organisms are primary producers. No light needed to grow them. Nutritionists
sustain thyself. John, the raw porous fractures go down into volcanic bedrock. Don't you
You want to see how far?
Esau, if you and your minions are so tough, you should try living in boiling water.
Mantis, boss, you wanted a safer place to park the bio-beds right here, and it's got free geothermal power.
Sophie, you're afraid we'll provoke the tailings?
I've been visiting for weeks, and they'll never come down here!
They're afraid of it!
Oh, why are they afraid of it?
Oh girl, you hate this place, because it means you're wrong.
this world is a fit for humans we can thrive here calm down and see i can hear the whole planet
wait what the fuck yo what the fuck is out tabbed and we're gonna stop here we're gonna ban these
We were guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
Holy fuck
Six dead and getting complaining
This guy's fucking game game. What the hell I was so immersed out
Mods yo, it's very mods legit a bit much any category complaining
It's a ban. It's a ban your category, but you're banned
We need some enforcement. Enforcement mods, gods!
What a vibe off, man. I was just enjoying myself so much, so immersed.
Thinking about, okay, she's trying to go down this place.
Why are the tailings scared, bro?
Why are the tailings scared of going down here?
Hmm, let me think. Maybe because something bad happens.
I have to fix the hard lines.
Oh, it's sooo warm.
It's so hot.
It's sooo hot.
Just a second.
Bro, how do you not die?
I can't take this down, but I think I have to kill...
Dude, I'm gonna drown.
Can I get back? I gotta get water.
What is actually a minority?
I'm gonna die, not drowning.
Cloud, would you call that?
I meant to have de-aduration.
That's it. That's it.
I'm not gonna, I can't contribute since you're walking on it.
Here's the source of bloodshed.
Okay, come back, come back, come back.
I
Got some shit man. I see any way I'm getting old dick go go go go go go go back go back go back go back
Dude what the hell man shit. I'm permanent if I commit and there's nothing there. I'm dead
Okay, go
Why don't you drop one so this is down somewhere around?
Do I have to watch those right there?
Do I need them?
Okay, what the fuck, Chad?
I'm where my food is running out!
My fucking food is running out!
Okay, go, go.
There has to be something here.
The healer's wrong.
We can't flourish here.
We just have to help.
Holy fuck, I was like almost dead there. That is so tight, bro
Holy fuck
I'm not seeing anything man. I need a fucking source. Oh, it's water source. Damn
okay go go go go go go go come out come out come out
of here must be something a scooby tank inside the edge here
I can't see anything.
I can't see anything.
Seven.
Twelve.
I'm blind.
I'm blind?
But again, I didn't see what happened because I was frantic from going.
What's happening? Is there actually an air source down there? I'm not able to see it.
I literally see nothing I literally see nothing
I literally see nothing
I'm going to die of lack of food, I'm going to die of lack of food, I'm going to die of
There is nothing there, there is nothing there, chat there is nothing there, I'm going to die of lack of food, I'm going to die of lack of food, do you understand that right chat?
I'm going to die of lack of food, I'm going to die because I'm too hungry, I'm going to run, holy moly.
There is nothing there, you guys have to break that, I'm leaving.
of
my god, look at
Let's get the fuck out of here, Murph.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
What is that in that?
What's down that hole?
What's down that hole?
What's down that hole?
I gotta go in that hole, right?
of
home
of
You don't see that on this surface.
It was holding out on me.
I'm almost dead.
I'm almost dead.
My food is about to run out, Chad.
I ran out of food.
I don't know why I'm so hungry.
I get it.
It's so hungry.
That's the guy who went for Lap Troops, because he died.
Um, I think we'd leave now, right?
I feel like this is like a leave angle.
Is it a leave angle though?
Maybe we have to find another way to get there.
It's stuck.
Just go ahead.
Find the key.
I'll reprint somewhere.
I need-
I need-
Basically, just everyone died here. They came here and they all just died.
You guys lied, by the way. You're full of shit. There was no fucking- there was nothing else in that room.
There was nothing else in that fucking room and you fucking lied.
I was repeatedly going down for no reason.
Blind, blind, blind, I'm not blind.
I guess get the fuck out. Which way's it up? Which way's it up? Let's just get out,
dude. We're full up. I can't let any useful stuff get out. I already got this, right?
They got high up in this bitch, didn't they?
Hell got high.
On the roots.
I'm gonna die!
I have to get out now.
I have to figure out how to get out now.
Get out.
Get out.
I have to get out now.
I'm legit going to die.
I'm legit going to die my character has no food. Why did they have no food? Oh
And they were running they had they ran in a real surprise they just came out of this version of leave
With my base oh what the hell's that?
I'm too fast now
I'm too fast now, I can't catch shit, I got the scout chassis baby, I'm a fucking speed demon!
I'm a speed demon baby!
Okay, let's ladder.
Oh fuck me!
So when you hear that, like, I know what that sounds like, so that sound, there's a very subtle sound, and you guys can hear it, and you guys can just...
What?
Ah!
It's kind of chasing me, bro. Oh, dude, what the hell is on my fucking windshield, bro?
I'm gonna shoot on it, man.
I'm gonna shoot on my... Are these cracks at myself? That's not good.
I'm like that fucking one sub, bro.
But the sub is like that, uh, you know, I went to go check out the rooms in the Titanic.
But look at Xbox controller, dude.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Dude, I need to repair this thing, it's actually damaged as hell.
okay fiber yes this is my IRL diet by the way just I literally is exclusively
fiber on this game hell yes
Rubber Maxing
like man it's like you would know this current fiber rock man they tell you
You do not want to be around me.
Like, I'd rather just fiber maxed.
Let's get some more of that fiber.
Mm-mm, oily salad.
Oily fiber salad, liminal flavor.
Between cinnamon and plastic bag.
Valifix, unknown.
HW, right?
That's going to be good for my IBS, but YOLO dude, YOLO.
Let's go.
Toby Gaines, god damn right.
Oh, why don't I build this hill by the way?
Is that the buzzer?
I'm a good boy.
Look how smart I am.
Okay next time we bring food, that was unnecessarily stressful because I ran out of fucking food.
And then I was freaking out because I was on the clock to die basically.
They're kind of runes of iron that I guess.
fuck extra fessike it's just not taking extra damage right?
it's pretty simple just uh yeah what is
Okay, nutrient block. So I can make 40 food stuff if I want.
Or I can just make 20 food stuff.
See the opportunity cost between inventory space versus time saved.
Wait, I have to play some more regals, so I'm just gonna save some more victory space.
Displice the space efficient.
I'm gonna- Dude, I can just eat food as I'm going, right?
Dude, that is what I do!
I just- I just-
Forcin' already beat the final boss of this game and holds the world record speedrun.
Why are you always defeated by the god-
I just eat the food as I go! Oh my god!
I shouldn't think of food!
Forcin' laughing at you.
Think about this!
I got such a retag, though.
I wanna ban him.
Hey man, hate to notice that you've been playing for almost an hour and have yet to take a single point of damage from enemies.
I did-
What's the challenge here?
I literally did-
If this supposed to be a cozy exploration game with slight survival mechanics...
I almost died. I literally almost died. What are you talking about?
Will you pay attention?
It's a different type of survival game. A lot of these people...
Wait, are you guys incapable of understanding...
...the danger that I'm in?
So, the danger is suffocating.
The danger is heat.
The danger is getting trapped or getting lost.
it's a different type of danger it's not like oh enemy there kill enemy
chase the enemy and he chased you you run enemy enemy it's all that it's like
just the environment will kill you and there are enemies as well that will kill
you
at Quinn 69 I know you are playing subnautica do your fingers smell any
different while playing a slower paced survival game compared to a game like
Oh, thanks and hope you have a good weekend. This is me like this game gives me super clenching broke super tense for me
Like I could get clenched it up
Okay, I want to start with that place on the way wait that jelly ring apparently you can use those food
Should I try get food from this jelly thing?
huh
I'll fuck with you
I don't understand
It's worth a try, right? Worth a try?
like you feel like a speck in a vast ocean you know in this game which is like
you know and this is Leviathan entities and you just like this little pleb it's
a vibe man it's a vibe and then you go deep and then you go deeper and you go
So deep beyond deep, it gets insane, though, it's insane.
If you can.
I went subnautica on your mom last night, little gup.
Fat.
Godgamer conquers another children's game.
Rip Bozo.
This will be my last time to sub. Need to buy house now. Sorry Qua.
Well, 100% do not subscribe if you only subscribe if you want to throw your money at the trash.
Like I said, if you aren't dead, like, do not subscribe.
I mean boys I'm gonna die
I'm scared, I'm scared, let's get rid of the big big police.
30 seconds.
Fuck.
Captain.
Invulsion toss, Invulsion toss, Invulsion toss, Invulsion toss.
That reminds me, I need to unsubscribe, thanks Donut.
GD.
I'm sure it'll be good.
REBATO!
2 out of 3.
Wow, I can't get it fully yet.
Dude, I need to revit all so bad, bro.
My fucking thing is it's breaking down on me.
The
Let's get him jazz!
Walnut!
Let's get it baby, let's get it!
How do you get the oikestan boss, yes?
Whiskey your mum!
Hello Quinn, you are the God Gamer. Could you please welcome me to the circus?
Shepro, J.K. Lowell.
Guys, can you please sub-subscribe and turn on the notification bell when I put him on camera?
Okay, here we go.
We're up now.
I see.
There's a ghost here in that bio bed.
This node is sustaining that ghost.
It can't do anything else.
You can't get them out of the bed, understand?
There's not enough to print, but you can talk to the ghost, if you want.
I'm sorry.
Oh.
God.
Wait a moment, don't go. I just have to find my... I've lost something.
Where is it?
Are you alright? Who are you?
Let's go with who?
Sophie Boucher. How are you?
Sophie Boucher?
I am the ultimate colonist.
Maybe I'm you.
I'm the qualified investigator, I'm the secretion, I'm the architect of the future.
Ummm...
I'm gonna go with the ultimate call, Lennist.
I saw...
Is that you? I can't see your face.
There isn't much time. Did I start my humor?
I found that name on a bomb.
Who?
hahaha
oh
just say hello right now
when i did stop her did i
tell it
tell it
she is going to kill everyone
we have to stop her
what if we're the last ones
oh shit
can you explain who you are
i know who she is
Sophie Boucher
The last one
You smile you are
I wasn't hired. I knew Nahima planned it. I knew she had to be stopped, so I followed her.
But I left an image of myself in a bio bag to tell the others.
Oh god. Is that me? I'm Sophie's ghost. Maybe I'm dead. Maybe you're the last one.
Anywhere the last year but anyway, I was the eye anywhere we got like different planets and shit, right?
So
The last one anywhere
You are now in the cararking the hives
Monsters they sent in the frontiersman. It was war
But you know my clinic would sting
When the vents start hissing, someone goes missing.
Only soldiers come back when they die.
Warning. No memory. Reducing vivarium resolution.
We were losing.
Alter has sent out ships to make deep space-covered Mongolian style.
In case the Karab rogs through the cordon and ate everyone.
Who has been the last survivors of the human race?
And that's why Nahima wants to kill us.
So there's like fucking alien warfare, and we get seen down as like little sperm cells go in predate planets
So well, I did live the survivors for a Mongolian style, baby
Yeah, there's been a few Mongolian references in this game there's something I don't know. They love the Mongolians in this game
So we're the Mongols, baby. Where are we?
We woke up in sea basically no cicada nothing but ocean
We aren't on the run. The stars are home. There were always rumors the biobeds were alien technology at the Raffaundan Highly's world.
What if the Cicada found another hint of those aliens and chased after it?
Some things are more important to Ateraz and Colony. If it's the last colony, if that's what we are.
Yeah, why does Nahima want to destroy the colony?
Because she's got a mental right? Because the fucking aliens on this planet
taking over her mind.
Well because she's a jaded burn out who thinks the eels are more important than people.
She's brilliant but she's always been a pain in the...
Warning. Low memory. Reducing effective range.
She would tell you that our only future on Proteus is an endless cycle of
Digital reincarnation and dead slavery. So she'd rather have no future at all.
I would tell you she's off her antidepressants and rotten with me.
She is fucking... she's a socialist cock, bro!
Dead ass!
Oh my god!
What... what is she doing?
I was told to stop her from killing you.
You and everyone else.
She's obsessed with the tree.
You've seen it sitting out there like a gigantic virus ejecting itself into the world.
The tree takes control of all other life, forces it to serve.
That's the maze-feeling home.
A viral obsession with the tree and its organs.
And the way Nahima serves it is by wiping us out.
She's still out there trying to accept humanity from this world as a universe.
I thought if we could just clear the bloom, the maze field would stop.
But it was never the bloom. Maze field comes from the tree.
Do I have maze field?
A warning. Critically low memory. With a very recent imminent.
Yes, of course. The core of the untyed is wild and clear, and it may not be denied.
I think the tree made the Protea Virus, and Protea Virus is in everything. Every living cell, your infected are meant to touch the water.
You're going to hear voices calling you to the tree's roots eventually you fall into a trance and drown
You'll be fertilizer
A quiet sleep and a sweet dream and the long tricks over
There's no human future here until we find a way to stop it
Let's blow that shit up man. Let's get the fucking nukes. Let's get the fucking nukes Noah
The thing is we can change matter with these crazy machines
As if we can't just get the, like, the base materials and just create some big-ass bombs.
Like, no way should have the authority to be like,
Alright, let's preserve the human race, let's blow those fuckin' traps.
That, you know, the American music turns on,
and, uh, you know, we get some ACDC playing or whatever,
and we just get, we stop printin' bombs, we just drop bombs on the tree.
We just nuke the tree.
The AI looks to be corrupted.
Yes.
I thought we would stop if we clear the room from the trees once
That's making a sense. That was a far five four six B mindset
She said the problem was much bigger than one
Was it I think she was right the problem is bigger because of any living thing has any height to be
To end Mays field. We have to destroy the tree. I like it
That's my primary objective.
Oh, they're aliens here.
Hey, you retired?
Why would I ask that question?
Why would I ask that question?
Can I get her enough?
Can I have a little consciousness to my bull?
No.
I'm not even real.
Just enough of my brain to predict what I'd say.
That's what I'm missing.
Everything.
The whole rest of Sophie Boucher.
If you find her in me, tell her I did my best to be her, and I'm not going to last much longer.
Tell me, what will you do?
Is that honey that goes to have a digital self-aware consciousness?
Or do you think she's just imitating?
She doesn't actually know that she's conscious.
She's just an LLM, she's predicting what she would say.
This is just out of hate.
Where is she good?
Are there aliens here?
Yes, but the maize field destroyed them too. That's what I believe at least. Some of them survived. They got the ruins to the east.
We called the site Kakarou-
SICK FRESH BOOSER IN CHAKE!
FUCK!
Some of them survived. They got the ruins to the east. We called the site Kakarou-Kumbum.
They let the message there looked up inside is an incredible it's incredible tower
We never got inside, but maybe it's the trick to surviving the mace field and maybe it can save us all
What will you do?
I'm gonna work on my day
I'm working my day
I don't whatever I want
I'm gonna destroy the tree. I would say I'm gonna blow up the fucking tree
That's what I would say
Let's help but I'm gonna I'm gonna help you. I'm a such a sim
Waiting for a chance
Waiting for you
To show them how to survive
The Jubilee
YouTube channel bro. Oh my good. Bye, Sophie. I have more questions. I have more questions
Out of memory the very emalted ideas can happen
Goodbye, Sophie said she's not it's just a lm retard. Why are you talking to it? Do it's not she's not even it's not real
Oh
How I get out how I get out how do I get out how do we get out escape
crazy lordam boys crazy lordam crazy lordam okay so we've got to go find some
fucking tower
What was that?
Hey!
I'm sure I missed nothing.
Power story.
Oh my god, that's so bad.
Don't forget to breath through it.
I want to see if there's another pastor or something.
I got scared.
He's wrong.
Let's freaking go, gala, what I'm gonna do- OW!
I mean...
I only fill up my bags, right? And then we head back to base,
reach dock, and then we head to the alien ruins.
Okay, believe me, time to attack.
I'm too fuckin' a vice, you bitch!
You cannot catch me, baby.
You cannot catch me.
My fucking slippery little mongoose.
three little snake.
So it's fully topping out Jeff, which is helping him re-zolce this whole fuck.
A lesbian blast toys, a pansexual jigglypuff, a gate power bottom Snorlax, a bisexual dragonite,
a non-binary reason.
Fuck you all.
It's off the maids, man.
Off the maids.
We're back in this area they weren't dying by the way, but it's cause there's tons of good reason.
I just want to get a little more reasons to be gone.
Dude, infinite gold.
Like, how can they just give me free gold with no Danza?
I wasn't going to think that.
There we go.
We roll out, we roll out, we roll out.
Back to base, boys.
Back to base.
I'm gonna die to a stupid soul of anything bro. I'm gonna die to some shit like that.
Okay open water, this guy's gonna be bad.
Get a good base at manoeuvres.
Base at manoeuvres.
We camp one, I've not run to camp one.
Why are we still tracking the angel cone?
Oh, yo, free go, that's actually free go.
Months of Quarantan.
I don't know if I got titanium as a goal, but whatever.
I just fucking do. Don't get it twisted, bruh.
Don't get it twisted.
it do my fucking ship is down to 70% HP boys
it's a crap it's crap
see I can tell
it's crap
it's way too soft
It's definitely a ramp up.
I'm not trying to pull up, man. I'm returning home.
You got there and I'm returning home.
Why would I not quickly stop on restock?
But still, you should not do that.
What's going to restock?
Going to quickly drop off my stuff.
Oh, fuck you, baby.
Yes, a lot of gold.
I'm only limited by, I have so many resources,
but I have no crafts.
I'm like over-farmed.
I'm over-farmed.
I can make my base just look sick, I guess.
I can make it look sick.
I can make it, yeah, but what's the point?
Let's just keep it, you know, just keep stuff,
stop following my stuff.
Yeah, small loot.
Whenever I need to craft the next upgrade, bro, bang.
Okay, what I want to do is I'm going to turn,
wait, what do I do this?
Signals, okay, let's turn off.
Wait, did I call this?
I think, okay, wait, AngelCon.
Let's turn that off.
I'm going to camp one. Let's go to camp one. Let's make sure I got food though, shit.
Okay, two water, two food. It's good to meet you, bro.
I can't do repair till yet. I haven't got I haven't unlocked it. I
Haven't unlocked it. I need one more repair till I'm two out of three
I go
That's a good
I want to go check the camp I'm gonna go check that I
Like a waypoint that I haven't been to turn so I'm not going to the alley everyone's just yet
Can you say we're gonna go to another side zone that I just never went to before
I'm using live putt by the way, that's my own way to get home, let's go camp one more
quick, live check, no relax, yes this is where I didn't check out that much, I got
That's both, right?
This is where I could have to repay a thing.
Shit! Oh shit!
Shit.
Or anyone wants me to suffocate?
No, I don't want to be a bitch.
Yo, what's this?
Captain.
Yo, what the fuck? Leave me alone, bitches!
okay wait what the fuck nothing way to get in there
there's something in there bro
Am I a fuckin' retard?
I can't get in!
I can't get in!
Wanna drown.
Okay, go.
Blind begins.
Beckel valses detects filled with flames until they meet the subject.
This site is a mass grave.
Damn it.
Okay.
Blackbox, it's Tuba. I'm trapped by a marrow breach. I don't have any flares. I'm not getting eaten. The cook will not be eaten.
I'd rather run out of air. Habitat's gone. Chapp lost it. He blew up the bed. Some of us made it out with Ganzo.
I'm sorry, Ganzo. I said I was going back to Habitat, but I'm going to find the Jubilee and I don't think they can feed you all.
I'm sorry, man. I left you. I don't know where I'm just gonna reprint. I don't know why I remember.
Look, if I find the Jubilee, you went south to the cave where the crabs are. Do you understand? The cave where the crabs are.
The caves where the rams can go.
What the fuck did she tell them about?
What the fuck did she tell them about?
God damn it, this whole shit that I've got, bro.
Okay, let's go. Let's roll. Let's roll. Let's roll. Let's roll. Let's roll. Let's roll. Let's roll.
Oh
You can't all kill this guy. I'm too far as bitch. I'm out of there. Oh shit. He's damaged it
It's kind of 50% life. Oh, dude. No, no, no, no
Good thing is down, bro. This thing is damaged
I might have to build a new tap-oh.
Not ironically, just to...
I could just build a second tap-oh.
You think I won?
I'll fucking did it.
I'll fucking did it!
you think I won't I will
I've got did I just chronic space issue where I cannot store stuff I need to
Bigger chest man.
Okay, let us see, let us see, let us see.
Sorry, is that gone now?
Signups.
Do you know what, I should make my own beacon
for my own base, right?
I don't do that.
Let's probably do that, right?
Let's get it just a little more accurate, eh?
I think it's like a thing in interior.
Wall lamp.
What the hell is Cele-stine?
Habitat beacon.
I'm just gonna build that shit inside, man.
uh the cuck this is the cuck to
okay so now go signals cuck to the map
let's fucking do it we got there is a cuck to
Very nice.
Um, guys, my fucking taphole is breaking down and I can't repair it.
Do I risk going to the alien ruins with the broken taphole?
I'm gonna just go to the new one.
The system chip of pastel and gloss.
It really doesn't cost that much to build a new one.
What if my tap oak breaks it up?
Okay, do you construct a new one?
I don't know if you can do that.
I mean, I can try.
It sounds a little bit ridiculous.
Huh?
Huh?
Right?
I lost my chest.
Where'd my chest go?
What's on there?
Can't be construct welcome to work
This is the kind of deconstruct, bro.
I mean, it seems like made a game, I'm gonna be honest.
Deconstructing to repair.
I feel like it's building a second tempo.
This is a quick play, right?
It could be the past, though.
Really?
Really?
Welcome aboard.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it, dude, new methods.
Welcome, boy.
New tabo, baby.
Ah, it's full HP, it's full power.
Full HP, full power.
Dude, that's unethical.
That's unethical.
Hey, the tech is now nice.
There we go.
Yeah, that seems like some...
I mean, that's kind of... I'm metagaming. I'm using mechanics. That was... that was... that was instrumental play for you.
That seemed like some of the early access jank, but I'm feeling like... I'm not gonna do that again.
I just wanted to see if it was possible. We've confirmed it's possible now, so, uh, yeah.
Okay, let's just take... let's take 3-3 with us. I can't hear it, right? 3-3 to water...
Okay, we're going to the alien ruins. Boys, let's roll!
Oh, it's not very able to hang. Let's try that one, mate.
Okay, I gotta even bring a flare.
I know I'm crazy. I'm gonna bring a flare. I'm gonna just end up throwing it on the ground, but whatever.
Who knows, it could be coming useful.
Uh, let me take my various locations I can go to.
It's just Alien Ruins, right?
Cuck-Tube, Teppo, Alien Ruins.
I time five and enter the chat. Yo.
I can't even see Scuba right now, but I'll type it just in here.
I can see some stupid Scuba person.
I can't see it.
I mean, it's so jammed you've already grabbed all this stuff.
That's a lot of salt, bro. Salt's pretty rare, bro.
Get out of there with a bit of salt.
It makes sense where the crabs go to die, think about it, the tree controls organisms,
makes them die near roots, deep within the earth, to feed the roots, so that's mind controlling
the crabs, make them die, defeat it.
Shit, we going to the best jet?
Are we going down? Are we going down bro?
Ah!
Go through the wall!
Go through the wall, it's coming!
BLEED!
Warning!
Maximum backstreet, all damage due.
TO THE LOST HOVEEEEEEE!!
Detecting artificial towers in this region.
That common armistice shows extensive damage to all of the water.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm going to stay here.
but farm can't really... wait, it weighs enough
it weighs enough
can I hurt?
can I hurt?
COFFA!
oh my goodness
The stone beneath this mason has been eroded by hot radioactive water.
Probable source, Titan Rockcore, there may be an angel come with useful adaptations
and smithy
is he infected?
he is infected, isn't he?
again
I can't search for a shelter.
I can't search for a shelter.
Hey, fuck me!
Yeah, just a quick sweep.
Oxygen on the morning, Captain.
I
two hours later
Ah
Clank is man boom clank is
This is great.
Where the fuck is this fucking thing where the fuck is this fucking thing where the fuck
is this fucking thing bro where the fuck is this fucking thing based this is not
eight brothers this is some random BS I don't give a fuck about all the shit where
the hell is the clankers bloom see it's a different one get your shell clankers
grow tough crab like shell using genes from other fourth and shell right excellent
sonic insulation but the clanker cannot feed the shell closed
Destroying an open destruction may help inflicted nearby organisms.
How the fuck do I open it?
The disease is the armament.
30 seconds.
Oxygen.
Oxygen.
NO!
NO!
I would have made it. I would have made it. I would have made it. I tried to consume auction
Just to be safe
Yeah, I tried to use no chin. I tried to use auction to
I tried to remove I tried to use option
Bro
Bro, I
I misclicked and I died to a mislick.
I just died to a mislick.
I can't believe I just died to a mislick.
I can't believe that I can't believe that I can't believe that I cannot believe that I
Cannot believe that oh
My god, dude, I pulled out that fucking inflated device to choke some air right, but then I
right clicked
Instead of freezing whatever the fucking hockey was and then my guy
like bro stupid puns what I was supposed to inhale I would have made that
today I would have made that I would have made that easiest 20 minutes away if
I just dash forward I gotta just dash forward
I would have
I
Would delete
QB set death counter to one
I can get back to where I was so fast
I can get back to where I was so fast
I know so much yet
I can get back to where I was so fast
Let's take one second
Oh
All right
Yeah, let's go to it. Good. Yep. Good.
I'm scanning for necessary adaptation.
Oh, cock in my ass, bro!
Cock, cock, cock in my fucking ass!
I can't believe it man, I cannot believe it.
Dude I miss clicked, all of that, cause I miss clicked, all of that cause I miss clicked.
Why can't you cancel it, bro? Why can't I let go?
Why can't I let go, bro?
Why couldn't I let go, man?
Oh, fuck, bro.
I was spamming right click to make it stop bro it doesn't stop when you spam
right click I can't fucking confirm it does not fucking stop bro when you spam
one click it doesn't I was trying to turn it off sorry that you think the second
press would turn it off but no bro fuck me
I thought I'd do a fucking lesson.
She's a straight-up addict.
Please call the dra- it's not a point call the draining, bro.
Like, I- I know what I'm doing.
I've been for first and second since I was a kid.
She's going to die on that.
Taking too many extra time to rush back to where he was living.
Nope.
I got complacent!
Trust the function, we're still-
What the hell was that?
Yeah, you are not on season 1, pioneer.
Okay.
The page in the column is your best chance of survival.
A prolonged search will require food and water.
The portable locker can be hand-carried or attached to a port point.
Avoid workplace friction.
Inform your co-workers before moving their stash.
I must admit it sucked that I died that was a dumb it was dumb if there was a lot of progression
lost.
There's life man there's life.
Seawater sampling detects a source of genetic adaptations in this region, tracking a boom with viral activity at the same source.
Investigate from caution.
I'm just molding yet I'm molding I'm molding I am molding I'm molding
I am molding, I am molding. I'm glad that I do that. That was so dumb. I am a dummy.
Big dum dum.
Oh, why don't I- I've got too much water on me right now.
There's no reason I don't want to be there.
Fuck, bro!
Stupid mistake! Did my whole run and it because-
Okay, Fistado's becoming too complicit, right?
But then it was a mislead, right? I mislead.
I was about to pop in though.
But I was about to pop in though.
But I was about to puff enough.
But I was about to puff enough.
Do not hesitate to use ideal life force to study the force, but always search for unexpected complexity.
But I was about to pop in though.
But I was about to pop in though.
Nice scanning, right?
Did you accidentally decide to take pre-it in today so the brain frogs could be
blamed for this rip? Brain frog meeting.
Oxid can be used to make basic chemical batteries.
Okay, so what I need, my scanner, as soon as I need it, I need my battery, if it's
got to do this, I'll get a battery.
I think I'm gonna scan it with a shi-
BOOOOOO!
I was about to pop off, man!
Way to eat food, I gotta go that way I think.
0 out of 10
0 out of 10
0 out of 10
0 out of 10
0 out of 10
0 out of 10
0 out of 10
Flash the fucking
SHUT UP
I'm gonna use my ult
Cauta
Wait, you caca?
Caca
Caca, come here, he is caca
Oh
oh
Anyone got the rip infinite oxygen mod how about you get a suck my dick mod bro how about you get that mod bro
We need something big
Do you save your blazer or something?
I don't know, I don't even know.
I was loving the game until I fucking died.
So, that sucks that I died because I fucking...
FUCK!
It doesn't matter, check!
It doesn't matter!
Honestly, I was super slow and inefficient when I first started.
I can get back to where I was sooo fast.
Look at my Zair, look at my awesome getting back.
Look at my awesome getting back.
It was a combination of complacency and confusion combined with mislead.
Yes, I had to fuck up pretty hard to get to that point.
I'm Sophie Boucher, co-worker and soldier.
By now, we pay fellow death slave.
I'm a human dakota, ecologist.
Take a sip of seawater.
Notice that sweet blood taste under the salt.
That's a toxic dose of heavy metals.
Nobody survived past three months.
It's a beautiful place to die over and over again.
But don't let that beauty seduce you, Pioneer.
I'm Sophie Boucher, co-worker and soldier.
I'm Sophie Boucher, co-worker and soldier.
I'm Sophie Boucher, co-worker and soldier.
I'm Sophie Boucher, co-worker and soldier.
I'm Sophie Boucher, co-worker and soldier.
Let that beauty seduce you pioneer exposure to produce causes of delusion we call
May's
The call of the sea people may tell you it's a gift
Oh look at the scanner
You remember what Kara did to our homes you know we can't trust alien biology
We've set up a lab here with a few basic biomars just safe
But if you start to hear voices or if you get the urge to swim to the tree
Don't go. Habitat isn't too north. We'll come pick you up. See you soon, pioneer.
What's up, biscuit head? It's Tyrone. I can't believe you actually lost to water.
Load of folka!
This case was broken by a survival multitune. Sabotage is a serious crime.
So after our use, bombing of Altair allows to lead critical Karan search by decades.
I know where to get this Heavadabella, I think.
What does Queen's Grain and this character have in common?
Both are oxygen deprived.
I
Yes, stop the nerdy with your talking guys, come on, please stop that
Okay, Cox Cox Cox the cloud grab what what oh my god
The cloud grab
It's real!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
I can't believe it!
Oh my god, all my titanium eluded.
Bro.
All the quartz, all the glass.
I should build it next to a heat source, shouldn't I?
Where's we're going?
Our new base, chat. We can't make the same mistake we made last time, eh?
I should-
Wait, where should we make it?
Would you make a better one? A better base?
Basic battery glass.
Okay, glass. What's-
Okay, I didn't cross my radar.
I didn't, wait, let me get a, uh, go take it.
That's it.
I, I got, wait, I should build it? Where?
I'm actually low on spirit enhancement, so.
where the fuck's that stuff that gives me farting man?
me father
so i know where everything is now jaz i can just get it
so i kind of masked this out i could build it just above that turbine like i could build it
the water flow that it needs
that didn't really work out for me did it last time
That's a nice bit, I can actually get cut here.
Oh, that's where I get him.
God damn it!
Just regret boys, regret.
the most regret. Stupid fucking mistakes man. Stupid fucking mistakes. How good this happened
to me
requires a fully functional kit for a cat
what?
oh what the fuck man
uh this thing
is a lot of space battery
last one to that
look at that, have a tap build up
You have taken a major step to watch Hero get today.
As a platform for systems like the processor and scanner station,
a habitat is a vital investment in your future.
A habitat can also be an emotional anchor.
Proof that you've built something to last.
Remember, it's easier to replace a body than a base.
Unless you're playing hardcore, bro, ethical.
Should I build it?
Am I going to depend on the same spot over the last time?
I don't know.
Let me think here.
I can build it near some thermal shit.
I'll just build it over that turbine area.
But there's a wind current.
There's like a current.
I'll build it up in the current area.
Wasn't the games that saved me time? Wasn't the boat?
I have the ego where you're watching a speed run right now, perfect race.
It's over there. So I'll build it right here. I'll build it here.
That's kind of high off the ground though, isn't it?
I feel like it, do you think it's...
I saw you guys earlier, good to see you already made his back to where you left off.
Oh, I'm like, I'm 75 kgs, it's just, when I'm wearing my clothes and I'm eating my food
I've drank a bunch of coffee. Let's just have to wait. It's not a lot of fat, no.
I think I like here, eh?
It's next to this turbine thing.
You get this cool little cool area, it's cool vibes.
I need a build.
Where's that portable fucking thing say where's that portable thing yo dead ass where is it
Bro, where you at the fuck?
There it is.
Jaysawise.
It's from a black body, yeah?
Look at that, it's southeast.
man this is so ass in the kids man this is so fucking
do you know what it does?
that teaches me a lesson don't be a complacent dumb fuck
I deserve it. I deserve it. Actually, I deserve it. Like, I don't know why I died, cause I
That fucking dumbass stage, very rapidly going.
Like, right? I deserve it.
Just, I deserve it.
Do you hear that? Yes, the wands. 75 kilograms whatever you were on about. Locking little
bro you're losing it live. Let's not have yet another failed venture here. I believe.
Leave me alone! I see lights, bitch.
Hey, hansh.
Welcome aboard.
Okay, we live in last one.
Okay, we live in the last one.
Yeah, my oxygen doesn't go down when I stand still, but that's so big.
Okay, the status bleep, we are gonna, we aren't gonna miss around it, we're just gonna do
this.
We learned last time, Warlock is a king, so we can have Warlock out, Warlock out, Warlock
out, Warlock out, Warlock out, Warlock out.
the
the
Welcome Horde.
Alright.
Oh my god, I had so many materials man!
I had so many fucking materials man!
Oh man!
Oh man dude!
This is a full fabricator heavy, I think.
Yeah.
There's a power.
There's some fucking solar panels on this fucking tube.
Power connected. All systems on line.
Now we're there in one for two hours about losing all this progression.
I know, because I suck.
Bro, it's worth it though, right, Chad?
It's worth it.
What's super lame is when, you know, there's no lose condition
and it doesn't feel shit when you die and you're like,
what am I, I'll just go again.
It's what makes some old games feel like some old games.
So I don't have to delete everything.
Oxygen low retard.
I have 10 seconds left, white women.
Oxygen extremely low retard.
Fuck me, I am so stupid!
What was I doing?
you were too busy ignoring me retard find the dead who coded this PDA bitch to call
me a retard and ban him for path of exile too
She called me a breakdown dude.
Nice.
Why does that thing camp in my base?
How does that thing doesn't camp in my base all the time?
Has this stuff for me?
Okay, like first aid food, etc.
Other reagents.
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
Alright, basically fully back online, aren't we, Jack?
Okay, he's gonna get that Resonator, which is super easy. We know how to get it now.
You just get it. That's basically the strat.
Launch it.
I'm gonna die, for the sake.
I need that thingy with uh... Oxygen.
Every month I stop for free and this is my message.
get the air blower
rubber
god damn it i'm going to the thing that killed me bro
it fucking killed me and i've got it back
okay, don't play the wrangler guys
fuck
why am i so bad bro
why, how did i fuck that up
Okay, let's look at.
Fence, check.
Okay, I always need silver.
I know where silver is.
But I need the other weapon.
I need the Sonic Blaster to open it.
Uh...
Hmm...
Let's get a little bit...
Flashlight...
Let's have that build up...
And guess what I need? Silver.
Silver.
Okay, I know where Silver is, but I don't think I can get to it.
It's literally this way.
I think it gets cucked by depth.
Timber!
Did we try my memory chat?
I'm literally good at my memory pad.
That's not bad.
Cool, and I record the day 585.
Consultation with chapters like actress Lucisha Rapool about the state of the know-how.
Lucisha, say hello.
Hello.
Would it be appropriate to include master and chap?
before I ask our computer people to fix no I need to know what is wrong with it with it or with you what
I was the newer failed to perform its tasks what do you feel if it's asking too much of us I can't
afford to have feelings about anyone's behavior I'm acting on reports that the noise erratic because
if you allow yourself to have feeling you might disagree with the machine this is not why i asked you
you use the NOAA as a source of certainty in the face of terror if the NOAA can become delusional
and mistaken so can you and it can the NOAA can become delusion of a simple fixed model of reality
It can entertain any madness imaginable, and any more you cannot imagine.
As long as those solutions help it complete the mission.
So, Noah is insane but only when it's useful?
Are we any different?
Anita has invented an entire belief system to justify the Angel-Cole adaptations.
Because they are useful.
God damn it, I've got silver, but I can't!
What do I do yet? Okay, I remember where silver was, but it's the wrong type of silver. I kind of should get it.
Okay, what the fuck was- Ah, it was over by the corrupt angel cone, wasn't it?
It was over by the corrupted angel comb, and maybe there's one down here though.
There might have been one, let's just get back to base, fuck it, let's get back to base.
The scan chat, scan with your eyes, scan with your eyes, scan with your eyes, I tell you
it was silver by the, it's still on left, I brought the T.
The red condenser has transmitted an alert.
Return to the life port.
I know where it is, right? I know where it is.
It's that way. It's still on the left. That's where the silver is. 100%.
Lock it in.
That is. Use my iron eyes. I'm scanning right now.
Did I scan your mom last night?
Welcome aboard.
What do you think about that?
We're getting better, man. I'll use that on a resume anyway, right?
Ah, maybe not.
Okay, let's go do the Noah real quick.
Now, let me check my food and stuff for me to figure that out.
Oh, shit.
Sure, sure, sure.
Get inside that hole.
Welcome aboard.
Uh, food, water...
You can make some bomb food, right?
Well, you can just make some bomb food.
I'll buy some new tree bass.
Why is the new tree bass this for losers?
I already scanned these right here.
I got some progress in that chat. I'm legit almost back to where I was.
Like, it just shows you, like, the game like this is all about mastery.
Which is kind of cool, like, it's a...
That's one of the fun dots about playing hardcore games is, you know, you get really good at the start of the game.
And then you stop puffing off.
Welcome aboard!
It's almost like speedrunning.
Oh wait, I mean basically I am basically, this is literally just speedrunning Jeff. Look at this, look at the speed we're going.
Okay boom, boom, watch out you take notes, boom.
Oh, have I got annotations yet? I can't eat this food I've got, I can't eat yet.
Because I need the angel comb.
Yeah, I'll just die, okay we gotta go get that, we gotta go get the ANA, the DNA, whatever
the fuck it is.
Let's take one sec, Angel come.
Yeah, I gotta impregnate the fucking jellyfish bro, that is what it is.
It's a digital penetration, you stick your hand inside of it and then your DNA, it's
It's like braiding bats that let you fuse.
Yep, digitally, can I have my pussy?
Digital means fingers, yeah.
I don't know if I can do that with your pussy.
There she blows.
This is a pretty simple jab, we're just going to go in.
I think I'll just go inside.
I'm going to scan something.
Cut it in!
Cut it in!
Cut it in!
BOOM!
BOOM!
It really is that easy to shoot.
Be taking notes, it should be.
Okay, perfect.
He's not attacking me right now.
Hey, nice.
Field notes under, not, wander.
To spare tanks, my reprint site is Habitat.
I'm exhausted today.
I'm exhausted today.
What if you just reprinted yourself when you were tired?
Maybe you'd never have to sleep, Mr. Hima.
I'm checking out the big coral tower.
There's a mass trapped inside.
The scanner's not sure if it's coral polyp or crab tissue.
The optogenetics are so weird.
We know the protea virus infects everything on this planet.
And we know the coral crabs wear these stones as hats.
Is it possible the virus swaps their genes around?
So part of this coral just decided it was a crab?
Like if you live next to something on Proteus, you be c-
Related to us.
Bitch!
Or I'm speedrunning some order right now homie. Okay, relax. I
Sucked your mom
Jake in what do you think about that? Oh wait you can't I'm thinking anything because you're banned pussy. Fuck you
Fuck you
Stay ban home dog stay ban
More star
And this is what I call speedrunning boys
Oh, there's nothing in it.
Okay, very nice.
Now, I know where to go.
It's this way.
Wait, I don't remember where I got the Sonic Resonator from.
That's the only issue, Jet.
I've got one issue.
I don't remember where I scanned the Sonic Resonator from.
I remember what I need to do to progress next. I just don't remember what I did in order to get it to that point.
I'll just dive a little bit up at the fun side of it.
Fuck. Memory, brain, go, brain, go.
But I need, I need whatever oxygen tank I'm great, but what I need, I need the silver
of that.
We can just find a second piece of silver, we're good, yeah?
Alright, we're gonna silver it around this way.
I'm a believer
Silver
Gotta be so friendly I'm telling you
oxygen alien PLS to subnautic stimulus
Oh, silence.
Do they shoot bullets at them?
I'm in Terraria, I got the wall of flesh, I absolutely destroyed him, I'm in hard mode
right now, but this is not a good place to go.
Tracking a building with a firework activity at the same source.
Investigate with caution.
The strike which stops your breathing when you remain still is so burger.
Okay, there it is. I feel like this is where...
It was gonna be silver that would be here, right? Because the thing is you need the...
You need the fucking thing to get in you can't get in without it
Learning to be a biologist, they once their tank by reprinting the habitat.
Zaza, zaza, zaza.
The ocean is full of proteovirus and now we are full of it too.
I asked Nihima, is it a disease like Karah?
And she said no.
Now you know the difference between virus and bacteria?
I said, give me a break.
I learned science off my PDA.
But there are different kinds of proteovirus.
Look here, look how the coral grew over the sinkhole, like a spider, like a plug.
and it's emitting viral phages.
Virus that kills other virus.
One strain of protea virus is in that coral spader,
the normal strain,
and it's trying to stop a different strain coming up out of that hole.
Pihema calls it the bloom strain.
Why would a virus want to kill another virus?
We will go check this out
What's maxing?
Yeah, we got one weird spot one more. I think I know where it'll be. I think I know where to be I
I know where it is. There's only one other place you can go. It's that place that I
was before. Remember when I was like, yo, let me go check that place where those people
were living? It'll be there. That's where it'll be. Dude, I'm telling you, it'll be
at that place where it got blown up or whatever the fuck. It got blown up because the terrorists
I wanted to stop the humans.
Yeah, that'll be it.
I'm not saying wrong!
Do not say wrong!
Paying those guys would say wrong.
Remember whenever I had to, like,
did you ever remember when I needed like one quartz
and I spent like half an hour finding one quartz
and now look at me, look at me now.
Look at me now.
Oh man, I got no quartz.
I got no quartz.
Quartzless.
Bro, quartzless little bozo.
No, shoot it down.
It looks like a power.
Warning.
Power offline.
Welcome aboard.
I mean, look at that quartz hoard, bro.
Look at that quartz hoard.
Absolutely insane, OK?
Let's grab that.
We're going to eat this food now.
You love this here?
We don't need two protein bars with me.
Dude, this node is so strong.
Fuck that SwimSpeed one, dude.
It's for loses.
SwimSpeed's for loses.
I actually cannot suffocate you.
I could go take a piss right now
and I actually can't suffocate.
Oh, I can suffocate very slowly.
Very slowly I can suffocate.
I went down by one take.
Power connected. All systems online.
I'm just letting it go today John, one second please, I'm very, very close here.
Get your butt, James, where he was!
We're gonna be back to where I was in two seconds, boys!
We are almost back!
come on off
Perfect gifted a tier 1 sub to sub NaughtyCasement.
They have given 59 gift subs in the changle.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Ah, it's fucking freezing up on this bed, man.
It's so damn cold.
Okay, let's go.
I know I'm gone.
If I could figure out what Silver was, I could make my game play so much better.
I got a feeling that I know where I'm going.
It's at this way, just beyond this.
And there's Cosmetic.
Oxygen.
I think we're gonna have to run by the egg in front of me.
That's good.
That's a rare first one, guys.
It comes out again.
Yo, chill bro, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, chill, bro.
I think it's down here.
it's
Come on boy, keep it there.
Keep it there.
Alright, relax.
Okay, that's that's dope.
Push on, relax, I like what you like.
That's it, that's it.
What the fuck is this shit?
I'll make the object, I'll make the object.
H.S. what's up with you?
Type shift biscuit, F.R.F.R. on God, no cap on the staff at O.K. Station.
I know what I'm doing, General. I'm going.
To do this without the extra fucking air sucks so much ass.
Fuckin' bloody...
Alright, good.
Tom Tom Coe gifted a tier one stop to me you know they have given a team
gift subs in the channel
I'm not getting eaten. The Coke will not be eaten. I'd rather run out of air. Habitat's gone.
Chap lost it. He blew up the beds. Some of us made it out with Ganzo.
Sorry Ganzo I said I was going back to Habitat but I'm going to find the Jubilee
I don't think you all I'm sorry, man. I left you. I don't know where I'm gonna reprint
I don't know what I remember look if I find this the jubilee went south to the cave where the crabs are
Do you understand the cave?
The fucking damage man
um make a little clown fleshed up of me
you can't see shit can you bitch
ermmmmmmel
yeah oxygen
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
okay I don't know I don't know what the fuck
Am I retarded? What is going on, Jack?
Am I retarded?
What the fuck?
Yeah, what the Sonic Boomer bee? I forgot where it would be.
The British found us some randomized cave in the Starzone, right? Like, surely.
I think it's just fuck off, please, thank you.
Can you believe that I didn't press F that one time I needed to press F.
Oh, I did it with the press F and not right click and I pressed right click and I died
because I fucking didn't press F, bro.
I pressed 5 and then I pressed right click and I pressed 5 and then pressed F.
What I do is press F.
I said I'm too bad at video games, man.
I need to lock in.
Oh, you need to get to that little bitch's ass, man.
You need one?
Quite good. We got a black box, that black.
Alright.
F.
Wait, Pythagorex helps wait.
Yo, Peely, it's pause!
Relax! Everyone, relax!
As you may know, the path of Assyria Simplestang,
by the way, so it's called mechanic.
For an ancient religion, it's my finance plan,
that deals in this post here.
Um, oh wow, oh wow.
Oh wow, oh wow, it's a deep dive.
Okay, we'll deep dive that in a bit, give me a sec.
We'll deep dive that in a bit.
Let me just, yeah, we get relaxed, we will deep dive that in a little bit here.
I must admit, when I hear that temple, I think it makes me think, it's very simple,
I must admit.
I remember not wanting that place at all, I've been thinking like, fuck man, you know
where it's at bro?
the campaign that's worked out.
Got the fucking, the table thing? Eekie.
I don't realize you get four times any in per middle savage, by the way. You should for sure take middle savage.
I was, I was, yeah, that was really dumb of me to not do that.
might be a resource though maybe you can't maybe you can't probably not right
very bit of food silver man it's silver
Okay let's go to check food.
Take one of those, grab some water real fast.
I must admit, I feel like they did miss the balancing on some of these mobs in the early
game.
They don't feel like...
Now that I know what they do, I'm just not that frightened by them and I kinda just ignore
them which you know I felt you should be afraid of a lot of these mobs that you're
not and I feel like that is just questionable balance I feel like that's
gonna make them more dangerous but they they need to change the flare
mechanic I reckon. Like make mobs do more damage but then give the players
more tools to like misdirect them and stuff like that.
Call me crazy
They did
Now that I know what I'm doing. I was scared it the bar was super scary at first
Because I did at the unknown
Now that I know I'm just kind of like whatever fucking others run house this guy's not active
We deep take that shit
Which is a
I mean it's really anxious right they need to come getting like an easily access for tuning
For anything though you think you would start them off over tuned
One water to just go
To the wake up black box
Where's Gamble's right? Anyone saying that shit?
He's a treetop.
What am I getting at?
Dude, what am I getting at?
What the fuck?
But what are the front of my pants?
I don't know when.
Dude, it's like I pissed myself without knowing.
Yo, what the fuck?
the fuck am I going to your metric voice
oh
what the fuck I must add a I must I think I might I'm legit my I might add
like a spray I may or may not have like one of the you know we just how you
piss with you just your spray the Burgess but you're like kind of not
concentrating you don't realize and you get like a you get dual stream going on
and then bang. Silver!
Okay, note to self that my next run of I die again. Silver next to the big alien tree.
Silver, next to Alien Tree, whole light source.
Maybe.
be
It's a lot of course, that's a lot of course.
Shit, that.
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.
I feel like they have to have more silver down there, right?
They put silver in the house because of this thing.
What else could it possibly be?
Here we go on.
Damn, such a bitch, man. Such a bitch.
Okay, do I just go past his ass? I think we just go past his ass.
I'm gonna go past that demon.
I'm going in, boys! I'm going in!
Shit. Everything but Selva.
For my blind, I'm blind.
I
Let's go gamers, let's go gamers. What's up? Okay, bro
Each plotter in this region wants thousands and tens of billions of living things.
This node is so broken it lets you stand still in the water.
So strong.
Such like, if you are not using it, if you are using the movespeed one, fucking noobs
boys, noob and tiny.
This isn't a new meta.
It's a new meta boys, that is what it is.
I've just reinvented it boys.
the node lets you stand still with option. Absolutely superior.
Contact. Primary habitat detected. It is silent.
I can't see it.
I'm about to go up on my mouse.
Damn it, I just saw it was off shield.
I'm playing that purse down, it's these fucking fish, when they aggro they make a purse down,
Just keep moving, they kinda can't catch us, so...
There we go.
Yes, got it, right?
Oh shi-
Prisonator, genoves.
And now that I know what this is, I can easily get back to where I was so fast.
Like, holy.
I've tuned the sonic resonators to destroy the viral crystals grown by the blue stream.
We should test on the angel combs out west with those promising heat shock proteins.
And if I'm wrong, hey, I'm just a dietitian.
No one should have woken up a virologist.
Yeah, what are these little fireballs?
They blew up the viole, man!
The conversation is not a licensed fabricator recipe.
I'm gonna scan it all, bro.
I'm gonna scan everything, man, I have a problem.
I have a problem.
I can't, like, not scan everything.
Does anyone else have this issue where, like, that compelled to scan everything?
No, you must have that. You just gotta unlock everything, bro. You can't. No. It's a woolen
I might be lost yeah, I might be lost.
Noa, so Noa was killing the Seacocks. Wait, so Noa killed the Quaker. But the Quaker
is pro-Noa. I don't understand. Isn't the Quaker like a mega-Noa simp? She's like,
No one just knows everything, that was the best.
Why would no killer simp?
Doesn't really make sense.
You think like, if it's being loyal
and listening to what no one wants, it would just do.
Wow, wow.
At least get the last one here, bro.
Good.
I thought it was that crazy bitch who was like, it told us to the wampff.
Listen to the freeze, or we know who was left.
Lead!
of
the
There it is, dude!
See, I'm not stationed as well, I think that's the first thing, right?
I'm fucking owning!
If one of my species finds this message, you may be the very last human being in the universe.
Hey, you get to write the last chapter of our story.
So it's Chad working for Nahima.
I ask you to do the most human thing you can.
Forget your debt.
Forget Noah, forget Valterra, forget Zuzura and the life you imagined.
It's all gone now.
You're going to die here.
And that's alright.
Pick the most interesting thing you can see and explore.
Wait, it was- cause she was like, why did Chad do it?
And then she- that's the picture I thought bombed this place.
She's like the eco-terrorist, right?
Sophie Butcher is the medic who's actually logical, right?
She's a logical queen.
Yeah.
Sophie Booboozy.
Remember, she's the ghost we talked to in my previous run.
year they were trying to build a life farms and bio mods that could support 40,000 sleeping
souls it's not a real mind not like you or me it can learn facts but it can't change how it
Thanks, and why would it she hits a high she hates a high good just an AI hater, bro
Yep skip close. This is it. All right, we did it. What if I can skip?
Leave me be demons
Hey I literally killed them all. Hey I didn't kill them. Wasn't it Nahima who killed them?
Isn't it Nahima who set up the bombs? I mean I get it. The Quaker was like, why are you
doing this to me Noah? Why are you doing this to me? But I thought-
Do not type resident sleeper. Do not type resident sleeper. Or Quinn will ban you from
Come path of Exo 2! Do not type Resident Sleeper!
Fucking game. Yeah, congrats. You banned the PA2 launch bro, congrats.
Congrats.
Double kill. Double kill. Double kill.
What's the job?
Okay boys boys I'm happy with that progress look we're almost back to blue before right
pretty much we're pretty much back to live before let's go we go to that disease thing
We blow it up, I grab the lander, we go to the temple bay, we grab the upgrade, bang.
We're basically back.
We're basically back.
This is the cut jupy, this is my base now.
Remember that awesome room I had with all that space, all those swimming for activities,
and now we've just got this.
this is my this is my bike snap boy I've got the cook tube god damn is what it is
welcome aboard is what it is that ain't much but it's home
home sweet home baby what we're gonna do now is we're gonna look at uh we're gonna look
get the part of XL2 announcement because maybe it's about to arrive we
about to go out the weekend
utility
we are running out of space yet we have run out of space
That's not gonna cut it. That's not gonna cut it
Good buddy, what is that emo you've got? What is that emo you've got, bro?
Manual save
I do not die again, I just die once, I just die once again bro.
Um, let's get that title, save that title a little later bro.
You're actually incorrect by the way. You're actually incorrect so congrats on being a fucking
retard. You're banned for lying bro. You're banned for lying. You're banned for lying.
You're banned for lying. Make it out of fucking lies bro look. Time and category. Time and
categories
Three hours 18 minutes time streamed six hours ten minutes
Lying Larry
Lying fucking Larry fuck out of you peole news
Peole to news
Huge announcements
Okay, part of the XL tour, boys. Let's have a look here. Poor CTS. Okay, part of the
is quaff by the best electric mechanic with return of the ancient solution on May 29th
Let's do the math on that part of Excel to
Com slash home that is in 13 days. Oh my god, but that's less than two weeks
That's looking that's less than two weeks
That's what we're down to let we're down less into we're based in two weeks
Holy fuck
That's good
Okay, so in less than two weeks the thing is gonna launch fate of the vowel
Leaks will end on May 25th. Okay, so who cares no one cares all characters in their answer be whatever no one cares no one cares
Add series tempo is staying apart the vexel 2 with the core mechanic
We will cover the changes in more detail in point 5 patch notes on May 21st. Oh
That's one week before launch. I think
Wait do the maths 21st
Plus 22 23 24 25 27 28 29. Yeah, it's basically it's basically a week
Little bit over maybe worse. It depends
You will first find the VAL beacons in Act 3, activating six of them by finishing encounters
will unlock the temple and the present.
Complete more beacons encounters during any contingency interlude to be able to visit
the VAL temple in the past.
Does that mean anything to you guys?
That's that okay that's you do some bullshit in the campaign interlude thing and you go
to the fucking past or some shit.
Once you reach endgame you can encounter vile, beacons and maps.
The level of the temple will be based on the low level area.
The crystals will collect that so in order to open a high-tier temple you need to run
high-tier maps.
Okay, I'm guessing that's what noobs...
I'm guessing the noobs were exploiting this.
I'm guessing that's, I'm guessing that this music is way too out cover.
This music is way too out cover.
There was an e-region on the Atlas with a guaranteed valve beacon account there
and every map completing this area will give you points on the temple tree for
many bonuses on the temple itself.
Okay.
There are also new temple precursor tablets that will guarantee valve beacons in
your map if you wanted to focus on this league.
In order to prevent the snake strategy, that shit was degenerate.
In order to prevent the snake strategy, rooms that are meant to be destabilized, but can't
be removed without disconnecting parts of the temple, will still be downgraded to paths.
They're destabilized to any form of destabilization, using devices in saluted tier 3 rooms, opening
the vault, or general destabilization.
Okay, so GG.
Gigi, they nerfed that fucking stupid shit, they nerfed the snake meta.
Honestly, that was so degenerate and so shit.
It was, I'm gonna be honest, unless I have to do this league, I'm not gonna do it.
I mean, I'll fuck with it, I'll fuck with it a little bit, I'll get the points.
Once another points, if I don't like it beyond that point and there's no reason to do it,
I won't do it.
I'm just not a big fan of the Vile Tables.
Oh, then again, getting revenge on AntsZerry could be kinda nice.
Rooms can now be cut be up to tier 4 after unlocking this ability on the temple
outlustry. This allows more specialization to particular room types and encourages
more interesting temple layouts. Okay, right rooms granted from the console
after defeating the architect have been significantly improved with more
valuable with more variety to unlock in addition to upgrading rewards to the
existing ones. Okay, they separated the volume fuses to four distinct currency items. For
Marshal, it's Castle, it's in jewelry. Wow. Well, Buzz will automatically get a maximum
crystal paper 60. Okay, now I don't really give a fuck about anything else. I don't really
care about this fucking thing. Yeah. Here's some examples of the passage renodes, 20%
the room Kimmel modifiers with four adjacent rooms. Okay. And Terry's role contended,
it contained an additional reward, a value unique. See, that's a cool one. Killing
Isaiah and getting extra special value uniques, targeting particular uniques and ACS staff.
That'll be good when I kill at Terry. That'll be very good.
Timber room has never been upgraded to 10-4. Lovely.
Okay, not really that. Okay, we already knew they're going to be putting this leak mechanic into the game.
We already knew they're going to be nerfing the snake strategy and we knew they're going to give it all that.
So, I mean, it's okay
I like this one node right here that gives me unique items for killing the boss that I'm gonna destroy easily
Read the node name read the node name at series assets
Wow
What find out at Lee lunch find out at Lee little chance for us that oh
me
They know what they do one with this language fucking hell bro god damn
Okay, well we go very puggies
Oh
Very puppies
That's the PE2 news that Gary that's not of it. Don't upload that bro. You're here Gary
Do not upload that was that like I'm not I'm not passionate about the temple at all. So, you know
Yeah, that I mean, dude, it is what it is the temple the temple bro. Oh
L stream
There's two. Huh? No. I did not see this. Wait, what the hell? Jesus Christ. Okay,
enough 269 clips dude y'all like no new YouTube channels live boys god damn we got a new YouTube
channel let's get it let's go get the react jam cops up and galore let's get it okay
Okay, fuck it, why not man, why not?
Uh, yeah, all right, I gotta go, I gotta go.
It's the weekend boys, we going out,
I'm not gonna dox myself where I'm going,
but Abby's getting some piercings and stuff.
I see some earlobe, just for the earlobe,
and we're taking the kids out.
Ultimately, unlucky that I died in Subnautica,
sometimes the coding's just bad,
it is what it is, sometimes the coding's just bad.
I will be on tomorrow.
We will be popping off.
Okay.
Non-zero chat.
I'm, dude, I am gonna easily surpass,
like we are going so far.
I'm talking one hour and I will be back to where I was.
Two hours, we're in an entirely new zone.
I'm killing leviathans.
I'm farming them for mats.
Okay, I'm farming leviathans for mats.
re-inventing that the somnota could do matter it's gonna be sick okay
come next time piece of a rat
and we'll see you later boys
I can just appreciate big titties
and there's some shit okay baby
and there's some shit okay baby
and there's some shit
and there's some shit
and there's some shit
Hey, Google, what is a kuma?
On the website definitions.net they say,
Kumar is a Hindu title, a given name, middle name,
or a family name found in India,
but not specific to any caste or community.
It is a generic title which variously means
son, boy, friends, chased.
What is it?