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🚨GOOD TAKES/POTENT REACTS/PoE2 NEWS -then->🚨SUBNAUTICA 2 GOING AGAIN (DIED)🚨
05-16-2026 · 6h 57m
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when are we going back to the meadows?
Goomba!
One day my god game equine 69 will play Paul world again.
Copium
This guy is so a bubba.
The
game is
.
Oh
Yeah
How we doing today team what's good what's good
Present dude, it's hot coffee, man. I can't do shit with it
I literally was cooking the coffee. Are you planning on coming back to be G3 one day? I'm gonna do it on my brain
I'm gonna do it on my brain for sure
Soon TM, soon TM one day.
It's gronies!
Gronies!
Gronies!
What the fuck?
Hey, what's going on, boys, what are you doing today?
Are we doing today?
I
Can try paragons and balloons to D6 your balloons, bro, boons
Bloons
Let's this is a great clip there does a great clip
It's a great clip
Boom guys woman chest and the whole TSA line
Okay, she wasn't a movie
to the mother f*****g
I'll grab her kids
watch your mouth
no
I didn't shoot any
I didn't swear
really?
please do not misprepare
can we please just get to the mother f*****g line
so I can get to the mother f*****g line
I'm not paying for my wife
but I miss it
I'm not paying for my wife
in the morning. Oh, no, she doing this shit. I just realized doing night shifts at TSA
would be pretty chill, right? You know that vibe at like 6am when everyone's kind of like
if you've been out to an airport at 6am and everyone's real quiet and real pacified because
they're out of their bed early and they're awake early and they've decided to smash
a coffee back and it's like no one there is loud and rowdy. It's a vibe, bro. It's
survive. I bet you it's way more chill than midday TSA. Midday TSA is going to be way
worse. The 6am, 5am would be so fucking good for these types of things. Ah, wait a minute.
You wouldn't have people coming off lights where it's their midday though and they're
fully locked in and ready to fucking spurg out. The guy's coming from, so the guy who
came from somewhere else and it's midday for them
ah DG
I miss it!
I need to catch my f***ing flight!
You're my grandma and you need to be ignored!
You're my grandma and you need to be!
I don't get time to play with you!
I don't get time to play with you!
I just want you all home to my grandma!
Why is she speaking like a...
We ain't playing man!
We ain't playing!
I got time to play!
You're my grandma!
Why is she doing like rap shit?
I ain't playing with you! I ain't doing nothing to you!
I ain't playing with you! I'm just playing with you, older my grandma!
You're my grandma, mother, die!
This is what happens when your kid listens to too much rap when they grow up, bro.
Shit, she's like 40 now, I don't understand how she did that.
I'm alive with TSA! I just wanna go older my grandma!
You're a spirit god!
Officer Ryan!
Nicky about to be the last one to remember!
Nicky.
You would not get away with this if you went to check on this land.
This, this is uh, guys, guys, this is what I, guys,
I actually got banned for this.
What, what, the point that I'm gonna make here,
okay, do not misinterpret it.
So,
this is what I, this is how Cairns are made.
This is how Cairns are made, Chet.
This is how Cairns are made.
basically you're able to
Spurge out your entire life and get away with it
because you're immune to physical damage because
Ultimately you're a woman right so immune to physical damage, and then you you're able to get into society and be a full grown adult
And act like this in a TSA
Whereas a guy would try this behavior at a younger age, and he will go he would it did
He would have been taken aback. Okay, he would have been conditioned
Okay, and he would have learned the best times. I'm just saying you wouldn't you wouldn't be doing this
Like a boom
That would have happened like in a real life situation for a guy and then boom
They'd see what he done that and then she and then she would have never done that again
And then she wouldn't be growing up. She wouldn't have had that happen. She's younger. She wouldn't have become a Karen
okay it's ultimately what what happened now I'm not saying we need I don't know
what the I don't know what the solution is right because violence is not the
answer but it's like teaching your kids conditioning them to not act like this
She's not even engaged, it's crazy because everyone's trying to talk to her but she's
just ignoring them and just doing a monologue.
I will monologue to everyone, you will listen to me and you will do as I say.
She's just ignoring everyone's thing.
important thing.
You don't say anything wrong.
Do you want to go?
Be ordinary.
Be ordinary.
I'll fucking do it right.
What have I done wrong?
My grandma dies on your watch, mother.
My grandma dies on your watch, mother.
Yo, yo, I just want to see my grandma.
My wife dies.
Ma'am, please.
Ma'am, please, please.
She already six-seven.
She already six-seven at the beginning.
Please help me.
What time is it?
Why no, why isn't she listening to them I
Don't understand this what did she think it's gonna happen. Do you think they should be okay thinking about this?
Who in that right mind would ever let us the person in the current state on an airplane like on a middle tube that you can't get off
He goes up in the sky and you're cooking. She basically stuck in there with it. Like no one's she's never gonna like this is not it
And it's crazy. Why why does she think she just keeps monologuing? It's gonna somehow remedy the situation
Yeah, so doesn't he is completely cocking out completely panning to her right now and now she's listening
When she gets exactly what she wants then she reciprocates otherwise she mow logs
Reminds me of pregnancy it's like she's having bad to the kid
No
This is crazy
singing maybe don't play with me open it up this is like me getting arrested or
something and I'm just like yo bro did ass you mean dead ass for me right now
for real bro that don't be dead at nah oh god type shit dead ass you're trying
to arrest me right now type this is this is basically it it's the equivalent
I'm asking you to find your flight stuff I'm trying so I can get you to Boston
This happened in 2023 as well.
Oh my, she did ask his mother, she'd be saying it right now.
You don't know where your stuff is for the flight?
No, I just had it.
I just had it.
Put my hands there.
No, I need my flight.
He's holding my ID.
Look at it.
Look at my ID.
Put my hands there.
Ha ha ha.
got the advice oh hell no you didn't say that bro stop talking he said please oh hell no
They're trying to be like
These highly sophisticated computed tomography units more commonly known as a CT scanner are used in airports
Essentially as an x-ray machine
It can detect explosives and other threats by creating a 3d image that can be viewed and rotated
360 degrees for a thorough analysis
TSA can use the CT unit to flag suspicious bags for manual inspection
Nikki being uncooperative with the TSA process and not allowing the CT unit to scan her belongings
immediately signals suspicious behavior to me like why wouldn't she's freaked out
out of grandma and doesn't go through you don't understand what she like what
was their plan yet TSA agents
You have my license in your hand.
We need a boarding pass.
OK.
OK.
You need to take the paraffin.
You got a statement sign?
This isn't the last thing you're going to do.
Somebody's got to let us know I can do it.
I'm not going to let my son.
Disorderly.
No.
I can smell the alcohol in you from here.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
He has my ID.
Yeah.
We're talking about what we're going to do because you don't have a boarding pass.
I
Say keep this it got content, you know they got cops up
Like why are you why are you waiting behind this lady? He's figuring out on a line. You know you got cops up like a live action
live action cops up
before they tell you that they don't want you on the plane
as long as you can show your...
that's crazy David as you they're on the plane at this point
like that's insane
as long as you can show your boarding pass i've been asking for
i've been trying but you're cleaning out
don't worry about it
you're going on your flight
all right
it's up blue
i'm just...
chappu's not here
it's a different head
you gotta go to different terminal
you're lying
chappu i've been following this at that point
okay
you're f***ing lying
you're playing
You're playing with me. You're playing.
I'm sorry. She's retarded.
You know what? You suck. You
son of a bitch. Yeah, all the
time. Yeah, he sucked your
grandma's. So, talk about my
grandma. You're acting like a
fool. I'm acting like a fool.
your own grandma
What the
Yo, what a rancid human being what a rancid human she is so unlikable
Dude, what the hell? Oh
My god
That why are they capitulating to it and why are they being so nice? I don't understand. This is insane. She touched how was she she?
They can't keep getting away with this because they got what she's doing. She gave what she wants
She's getting special privileges. They're helping her out and she's adding so poor
Dude the trick is this when your kids acting poorly, they don't get what they want. It's that simple
It's that simple
Oh shit stupid game stupid brothers here we go here we go
dude how many times did he she need to tell him like to suck his grandma's pussy dry like
I mean it was like five or six times. That's crazy.
They just did to me!
Get up!
No!
Get up!
No!
Get up!
Get up!
I'll get this.
I'm not doing any- no, that's my bag, please pick my bag up.
Mama, please pick my bag up.
I'm glad it-
You got mama too, you want the random lady mama?
Oh no, don't-
Look what they just did to me!
Mama, I need to get home to my grandma!
Don't worry about it, we'll blow that one.
Yo, you're flipping out on me for no reason!
Ha!
You know they got like eight minutes of reason
She reminds me of oh my god, please yes, yeah
She's she looks like the guy who always plays the real cancer character that betrays the protagonist in the movie
It was the circular glasses
He's like he was in there will be blood he was in like the Joker one
Wait Paul Dano
is it
That's him. Yeah, she looks like him. She looks like him. Oh
My god, it's like so in a chair. It could pick him straight away
She looks like him 100% look I have pulled down our glasses
We'll go with glasses, but I'm telling you
Like when he's when he's freaking out when he's freaking out like
When he's having a middle break down like we're gonna have a middle break down
when he when he when he's doing his freak out bro when he's doing his freak
out it's the ex that I'm tell me that guy could not play this chick just with a
wig legit put it put a wig on it he could pull that I would play this guy was
so well she's so unlike
I mean bro, it's literally him. It's literally him, bro
They had the same they got the same bone structure
Holy fuck and they had the same demeanor. It's the same life force, bro. Same guy. I mean dude's crazy
Paul Dano bro, self-racing Paul Dano, I like him in movies, dude.
He plays the best and most unlikable characters.
It feels so satisfying to watch this guy get his face beaten in with a bowling pin, man.
I love it.
Like, he's, dude, Paul Dano's got the most...
He's an A-tier actor. He's kind of typecast, but you know, that's what it is.
is
watch on that. Oh my God, the the vain person right now. Give us a watch on please. I'm
leaving everywhere. Please help me. Please help me. Please help me. Please. No, it's
me. Police need like a accompanying thing. So you got like the handcuffs, right? And
then just give police like a gag, like a good bull gag. They put inside their mouth when
they're arresting these guys. Like the people who just never shut the fuck up, you know,
a little, hey, bang, it's like a combo.
You got to cop them, gag them.
Okay.
I'm gonna put it in the mouth, I'm bleeding everywhere.
I haven't run anything, I haven't done anything to you.
You're beating the shit out of me,
I've done nothing to you.
Oh, there we go, mother fucker.
It's like, it's funny, it's funny.
He's making it out, he's not bleeding.
I'm not gonna get breaking my arm, I've done nothing wrong.
Whoa.
Hey, she's using racial slur.
I'm not gonna get broken my arm.
This one.
This one.
Pussy.
You...
What would she call him?
Racial slur as a bitch.
Maybe it's like a...
Maybe he's doing like a Mexican one.
Like a...
What was it?
I don't know.
Don't say it.
Oh, she's saying cracker.
Like a cheese and crackers.
You're not going to get breaking my arm, I've done nothing wrong.
I've done nothing wrong.
What ethnicity does she think she is?
She's listening to so much rap.
She's calling dudes crackers.
Yo, you pole dano.
You ain't too buck.
What are you doing to me?
Yo, I need a pee.
Stop!
No, you're not going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
You're walking too slow.
Oh, that's a vibe dude.
What is this?
What is this structure?
Stop it.
You're walking too slow.
I didn't do anything to anybody.
What is this?
What are the men's structure they're in?
Walk.
What are you talking about?
I didn't do anything to anybody.
I don't know.
I'm not gonna do anything to anybody. I don't want blood all over me.
Patrick.
No, stop hurting me. You're not gonna keep hurting me.
You're not gonna keep hurting me.
He's a rabid dog.
I'm bleeding all over my t-shirt.
Ow!
You're hurting me!
You're hurting me!
Tangerine child. It's literally this this is literally what Tangerine children do. This is bad parenting, bro
That's what it is
I don't think they're gonna take that. Do you want me to take that?
Why? Do you want me to take this too?
The suspect, Nikki, allegedly spit in an officer's face while being placed in the squad car.
Nikki was charged with felony resisting with violence, felony battery on a law enforcement
officer and disorderly conduct.
She is presumed innocent and less proven guilty in a court of law.
Two things before I even get into this crazy mess.
TSA isn't just checking bags.
The train to pick up on behavior changes, agitation, tone and movement.
If you're innocent with that process, you're not just missing your flight.
You can be hit with serious federal penalties.
So watching this one, I knew it was over before it even started.
She was at the wrong terminal, no boarding pass, and her emotions were already at ten.
And once that line gets crossed on a place like this, there's no talking your way back.
So she canceled her own flight.
And she was clearly out of control, no question.
I'm gonna say this to one of the officers let's get a little personal language tone just for a second and moments like that are important
I've been there, but people don't just judge the outcome
It's just how you carry yourself getting there and that applies to everybody
He did he did seem like he got a little bit errors had a bear no doubt
But the guy she was repeatedly telling him to like suck his grandma's pussy
okay, and
He didn't arrest her after she'd done that like five times and she was saying like you're a son of a whore
or some shit or your your she keeps using my old boomer and so I kind of what it was
when she keeps saying you you son of a whore you you bitch ass you she was calling him something
Scoob I could just go back and look does he remember what whoever was the saying she was using
she's using uh
Now she's saying something like that to the guy right right she's getting slammed into the uh right
she got slammed into the thing right about
It was about...
Here. It was about here. It was here. What'd she say?
You son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch! Okay, my bad. Son of a bitch, not son of a whore. Okay. I mean it's kind of similar, but yeah, that's different.
So what does it even mean? Son of a bitch.
You're the son of a bitch, but you're a female. What does it even mean?
Bitch is a female dog, right? Like, I don't understand. Son of a bitch. You son of a bitch.
Or he's saying your mom's a bitch.
Wait, what son of a bitch? A bitch. So in New Zealand, a bitch is, you got a bitch.
They'll say, oh yeah, that's my bitch. Which is, they're talking about a dog who they use for
breeding. It's a breeding dog. It's a female breeding dog. They'll be the bitch. Yeah,
that's the bitch. Like the people say that, like vets will say that. People who are breeders
will say bitch. And they're using it in context of bitch. That's human. Okay, so son of a
bitch just means son of a breeding dog. Female dog. It means it's female breeding dog. Son
of a bitch I mean instead of a whore makes sense son of a bitch like it's like
what are you even saying
well all females breed all right like I mean why what does that even mean they
give you I must take this you know you don't a breeder
Fuck you about my grandma.
Good stuff, good stuff.
Pull down that, pull a dano everyone.
Pull a dano.
Pull a dano.
On April 19th, I made bread.
A copper pot has gone missing from my shop.
Now, if you don't, steak is the order of business today.
And not just any steak.
It's also a rather large steak at this place.
Cowboys bar and grill.
I love places like this, you know.
Not just because of the sort of Wild West,
shabby chic decor,
but also because they don't really make
a big deal out of this thing on social media.
Just mentioned in a small corner of the menu says ask about the free 72 ounce steak
That's exactly what we're gonna do
Yeah, can I ask about the 72 ounce steak? Oh boy. Okay. It's three steaks all together
Okay, a total of 72 ounce side salad and fries you got it completed all yeah
Okay, the first person I've actually got to see do it in person. I didn't get to see the other two people
So what an honor?
Medium-rare is acceptable. Yes
You want to go you want to go well cooked to be hard to consume and you want to go raw because it's still hard
Medium-rare said most it's gonna be good. It's cooked to a man. What's easy to eat right? I feel like and what?
Would you like for your sides as far as the potato you do mashed potato big potato?
fries, jodos. What is jodos? They're like the fat fries, so like the thicker, like kind of like
potato like jodos. Which would you get? Probably the jodos. Yeah, all right, I'll go with those.
For your salad, what kind of dressing would you like? What kind of dressing do you have? Ranch,
blue cheese, Italian, balsamic. Samuel, I'll take the blue cheese, please. Yeah, please, thank you.
Yes.
Rocky Mountain oysters are bull's testicles, aren't they?
Am I wrong?
I'm sure I heard that before somewhere.
Big in Montana, I...
Not the bulls, I mean, the popular in Montana.
Why would cows in Montana have larger testicles
than cows elsewhere?
It makes no sense.
That's crazy.
Okay, so we have one of the guidance.
Your channel, baby.
So I get it so these things must have conditions right gonna be like infinite food glitch if
you're just like if you just change that to eat tons of food and then exclusively live
off like challenge meals just go on I want the challenge meal today I want the challenge
meal and just only just have one meal each every two days and you just live off challenge
meals but they must have limits right you can't just keep doing it the man of
oil it's a fight thank you very much that's a lot of meat bro I think the
time has come we don't want some steak actually normally enjoy it alright so
we're at a place called Cowboys Bar and Grill which is in Ontario not in Canada
but in Oregon you get one hour in which to eat something to ask the steak a
A potato side of your choice and a healthy side salad and if you can do that you get a move for free
How much did it cost if you lose?
99 dollars. All right. Damn
Damn I couldn't chat I couldn't do this I couldn't do this like you say I can do this
I couldn't do that. I can do any of these videos. I can't you need to train. I'm not trained. I don't eat meals that big I
I can eat like a pizza and a half or I could eat, you know, two foot long so set from subway
You know, that's about it
I could probably go two pizzas like two large pizzas I could I could do but by the end of that
I'm cooked and then my gut is down for the rest of the day
Thank you
Here we go.
Oh, it's nice and soft.
Medium room was a good call, I think, with this particular sake.
It's something like Tom Jones for a second.
I would say that that is a sound effect indicating general satisfaction.
What's up, everyone? Welcome back to the episode.
Lots of meat is what's on today's agenda.
Perfect. Exceptional.
I'm sure he's getting like a big hold of it now right now.
54 minutes left.
Thank you, thank you.
Goddamn.
There's a face coming.
Let's see if I can show you the cook here.
What's the deal?
What's the deal?
Does he only have the steaks?
Wait, I thought he had to eat everything.
He has to eat everything.
Yeah.
That should be being me in the eyes
of most steak aficionados out there.
Like what?
If I eat steak for actual enjoyment,
I would always get it medium rare, if not rare,
but you can never really tell how good
the cut of meat's gonna be.
So well done when you're doing a challenge,
is usually the safest option, if not the tastiest.
Hi.
Down road.
Oh, thank you.
Down road.
You got a pilgrim, I will give it my donest attempt.
$99 if you fail this one.
66% of the state done,
let's use some of the A1 state's on this last piece.
I thought it there, so it makes it feel like this video is sponsored by A1 Steak Sauce,
which it is not.
Been a while since I had this stuff, but I always reminds me a little bit of the hybrid
between barbecue sauce and Worcestershire sauce, or Worcestershire, as I often erroneously
say out here.
Yeah, I could not put it better myself. I imagine many of you at home often think the same thing.
I ain't even trying.
You can tell it's a good stick.
And his beard is like still pretty pristine at this point.
Because I've only had about two or three sips of water.
It's juicy.
Which is a good sign.
It's a juicy one.
How many grams of protein do you reckon are in this? Can we check?
Um, 142.
I just guessed.
It took a while, so I'm going to skip forward and edit, but, um, 414 grams of protein.
Yo, I have no idea about protein.
That's a lot of protein.
That's a lot of protein.
I'm doing fantastic.
I think.
All right.
Um, I think I'm good for now. Yeah, thank you very much.
Play-in-Eck must be a good steak if you're not ordering the old tactical Diet Coke at this juncture.
We're almost done with the meat, to be honest.
Aww, it's over now.
That's how you could tell the steak was good.
It's crazy that you need drinking water and drinking Coke and stuff would make it easier.
Like, it's crazy that it would make it easier.
I'm like what the hell that was so easy there does the hop the hop I'll be the
dance meat that the salad's a joke right so it's a fucking joke
potatoes are thick though aren't they that thick
On to the sides
On to the sides
He's implying that Cogmeat's an easy one
And a side salad
What a condom I'd like to fuck with you.
That woman over there I think is strangely mesmerized.
I think she wants to look the way, but can't bring herself to.
Yeah, not sure all these 12 pixels quite get her expression justice.
That's what happens when you use action cameras inside.
Blue cheese salad's going down a tree.
He's getting kinda jacked, bro.
He must be workin' out.
He must be workin' out, bro.
getting kind of big almost he always has me I never noticed it now maybe I'm
just maybe I'm just noticing people's physics more maybe I'm just not I just
never it's funny I never give it I never gave a fuck about anyone's physics
at all I didn't I didn't even give it sink you wouldn't even get like one
point you know if I'm applying a point like a quantifiable value to a person
like physique would not be like as long as you weren't over a certain
threshold and you got no points there was zero point now I'm like damn that's
really fucking bad I he must go to the gym heaps not nice to that shit like
damn I mean yeah I could I just noticed it more now yeah the Mortal Kombat
flawless victory one day but today it's kind of bad
it's been joined by George Carlin here back from the dead
I think most people don't give a fuck about physics, right?
Like, unless you're trying to improve your own physics, you just don't give a fuck about physics.
I feel like most people don't know.
Like, they don't even...
I did not even notice that that guy had, like, decently sized arms until now after I've watched the videos for the first time since I've been going to the gym.
I think the only thing that would make me think, oh wow, that guy's person's jacked as if they had no top on and I saw, like, all their muscle definition.
Like if you see they have full abs and everything and then you're like, oh, wow, this is really athletic
That would be the only thing that let me notice. Otherwise, I wouldn't notice it
Would not not detectable
Salad don't just the JoJo's remind you never heard the word JoJo before it pretty much just like
They potatoes but cut into quarters
You know what go great with these cows
I know I shouldn't pull, seems like a bit of a waste.
What the fuck?
That's okay, you just wipe your shit in like cleaning chemicals and bacteria, bro.
Oh, that's a bunch of bees.
I'm pretty shocked with a little bit more A1.
Yeah, although they didn't really need it well seasoned and fluffy as they were.
Anyway, hope you enjoyed it.
I know I did.
And as always, I'll catch you on the next one.
For the Reactions.
Yeah?
Alright, this is Bibbiet's food and that was Cowboy Baron Grills 72-Hour Steak Challenge
and it was delicious.
I'm going to put some fake applause sound effects in the background then.
You do ya?
I must confess, I'm not ordinarily a huge fan of Cobbler.
I think it's closest to approximation.
He's mugging right now, to get the dessert after he beat the challenge.
You're flaking, aren't you?
person is like crumble it's not really crumble sort of spun through the ice cream
on top and I know
it's not without its charm it's almost like bread pudding actually
never had cobble like that before I get sure yeah you get a shirt too I had no
idea like a t-shirt obviously wouldn't be a button-down shell would it?
Oh well I'll take anything that you got.
Did not realize that you win a t-shirt as well.
Bonus.
You get to choose one, this one.
There's this one in the back is like this.
I think I will take the...
You can get one of the shirts or you can get a ball cap.
Well I'm gonna have to take the cap.
Can I get a cap?
Yes.
I'm a cap kind of guy.
Oh, wait, that one.
All right, let's get out of here.
Yo, cap.
Do people usually sell them that?
Yeah.
Do you want me to get one of these?
I don't.
No.
Ugh.
Wait, I need to get one.
Oh.
What is he up to?
What is he up to?
Jesus Christ.
UK people, mate.
Yeah, it's, uh, I don't know.
I'm not really into cowboy stuff.
Anyway, thanks for having me.
Wait, is that like a, was that a reverse cowboy?
What even does I don't know that's some sort of safe vision
So what is that some I don't understand what that is, but is that some gay thing was you making a gay joke?
Okay, well, I think I understand what it is
Wait, so, okay, so you're like riding a dude like he's a cow
Wouldn't that be cow go?
Wouldn't that be cow go wouldn't it be a cow go?
I'm doing a cow go way. I might mind not thinking of it correctly
Would the chick be upright and the guy be horizontal? I
Don't understand. I don't know these moves. I'm not American. I don't understand it
guys I only breed it to reproduce for percreation you know it's I don't
understand it's one of these things where
wait wait okay like cow boy yeah should I Google this incognito what is cow boy
Pol six position
Images okay, I'm looking at it. That's cool. That's why this cool cow go
It's a video I don't want to video bro, I don't want to video but they call it a cow go they call it a cow go
go. They call it a cow. Look, I'm going to show you this. I can show you this one. Let
me just let me confirm it. Yeah, look, they call it they are literally I taught them what
is the cowboy six vision and it got cow go and it's literally this, which is what I
was imagining, which I said, well, wouldn't they be the cow go and I've looked it up
and it's literally says it's a cowgirl turn off okay I'm looking at it now
wait what the fuck okay I don't understand the dude the dude goes on
wait how does that even work right doesn't even work I don't even know dude
but the dude goes like cowboy is the dude on top that's a very it's a feminine
position I feel like two guys
hmm
okay so we have a middle our middle son is starting to get into that oh yeah and
so I'm like oh my gosh this is cool to see you do your thing because he's been
out doing that you know trying to get out go traveling because it's an outdoors
channel oh that sounds like it's much more uh wholesome and valuable than my
channel
nice to meet y'all
time to have a good look at it
shiiiit
it's a good energy comment
he just wants to get out of that conversation asap bro
evil gunman ambushes three cops point blank
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
As officers across-
Wait, officer down? Wait, what do you mean officer down?
I don't wanna see- wait, officer down?
Like, no one dies, right?
He dies, right?
During the shooting, another officer was behind Valdez's crew.
Keep driving.
We gotta go.
We gotta go, sir.
After shooting at officer Valdez 27 times with a rifle, Gary flees down the sidewalk
before turning left.
I don't understand, so you think he's playing GTA?
Like, what do you think happened after this, right?
I feel like this only ends one way.
You're basically in a dead or you're in jail for the rest of your life, you know?
Into the neighborhood, unfortunately Valdez is only the first of several officers who
will be hospitalized by Billy.
He's so old, let's go home.
33 up and shot.
33 up and shot.
Get out of here.
We have bystanders say he's in the out of way right now.
Gardener.
I don't know I don't know I'm looking I'm looking I'm looking where do you do you feel any pain? No, I was done 32
I got a lot of
I'm looking
You're showing the head you're showing the head all right professor. We're just off of me
That's not good that's not good um
That's like the worst case scenario
That's like I don't wait. What the fuck that's the worst place to be shot. He's thinking he's still
able to speak normally
good been out a few years I just don't recall my wife
that's bad officer lions is a recruiting train there's any time to call your wife
it's literally you go show on the head I mean that's and has only been on the
job for a few months this incident will certainly test their limits
I don't know.
Oh my lord.
I don't know.
Oh my god.
It's okay.
Oh, my head's starting to burn.
It's not to be glad just what?
You're gonna stand you up against that?
He didn't have the brain damage just sitting in, you know?
Like, you got a hole right here.
Behind his ear.
Behind his mouth.
Okay.
It's gone inside.
No.
It's gone inside.
No.
That's what I try to do with the game.
Oh God.
Alright man, so we're going to be doing a bunch of stuff real fast.
How are you feeling?
My head's hurting.
I'm sorry.
We're staged here at Mason Pine.
Lucky girl. I just got this check from there. I'm sorry. Okay. We're staged here at Mason pine
There's a guy walking down a video with black jacket
Hey, show me your hands bro. That's say like mother-of-a-father just shooting cops with rivals instantly
And these are random homeless guys and boys coming up to you. I mean, what the fuck
Hey Frank keep an eye on a royal in between pine and spruce
I think he reached out that alley.
Ma'am, I forgot to talk to you.
I thought you were on my door. I didn't know if you were on my house.
Okay, so there was a male that we saw when I first got up here.
He went north up the alley, wearing a black coat, tan pants, and white shoes.
You guys hold that alley, and I need some more evidence to come over here
to see how they made something with me to try to keep this trigger locked down.
So he's down there?
Well, the alley between Cedar and Cedar is that way.
is that right black jacket black mask 10 pants white shoes
oh okay lady knows ladies got info
did you see anybody running through here with khaki pants white shoes in a black jacket
We're busy right now. Just keep driving.
Do we have anything yet on that, S.O. dog?
Go the other way! Turn around!
Just keep going. I don't think I'm going to come around my corner, Trudeau.
You guys can just go back to your house right now.
I can understand why the Cubs are on fucking edge right now.
Where are you going to stand at? Like, that dude is
Instantly fired on them.
Like 20 times some shit.
That's alright. Please go back and sit your house.
I'm not sure right now.
That makes sense.
You're in a PDP zone and anyone could just try and shoot you.
Just go sit.
You're good.
You didn't do anything wrong, man.
We have two casings right there.
You could just hang out, but that's his backpack.
Go to the casings.
I'm going to go grab cone grocery casings.
There's more up here.
There's a whole bunch.
Hey, go the other way!
Turn around!
probably probably had a discontent shot inside the tent somewhat walking to the cot but they were
definitely supporting him through the week the last moment you've seen on pine the 1200 block then
sonny got information that he was in this block of cedar at a blue house on the northwest side of
the street let me go throw my jacket his what's that street do they have drums up or anything
nope it's a good chance to probably have that 12-21 pine let me work on that the dog's coming
Can we recover the rifle? No.
Hey, go the other way! Go the other way now!
Tells my man it's like a fare!
While some responding officers are now equipped with heavy rifle protective armor,
the initial patrol officers, like Lyons, have not had time to gear up.
Watch each other on the alley.
She's gummed up, though.
We just need to get every alley cut down.
You can't come this way!
Hey, turn around! Turn around!
I'm getting a dog over here now.
We'll just try to start a track and...
and we need to be real eyes open.
Wait, why would that be?
And why was that put in information?
Something like they're getting his SWAT teams in
and all this wine.
We need to know that she's not going to hammer it.
Why would they never rate it to us that?
That's ominous.
Another gum go.
I think he should hopefully be in this perimeter.
K-9 just showed up.
We're going to start trying to track now
and we'll keep you guys updated.
He was over there when he fired rounds.
His backpack's over there on the ground.
He's cuddly willing to just open fire on people instantly as well, so you can just pop out at any moment
just like bang bang bang bang and just start shooting at kids
I'm gonna try to get a scent off of that. Okay. You got some fast healthy guys
Yeah, cuz when he goes he goes two more dogs coming in. Okay
That's city cops just go by, nobody's in there. Hey you can't cross this way! You're gonna have to go that way!
Get out of here now!
I just saw a supervisor pull over that city cop, he was soaked in bath.
I
I'm so confused we're showing us a full run.
Go back inside!
You're saying we can go down there further.
Let's see three of you inside, we're going inside!
We're going to start the dog track.
The dog's here, he's going to go break the dog real quick.
There's a backpack over here.
I don't know if they returned fire.
As they rolled up, the ambush and just started shooting at them.
Gardner here?
No, Gardner hasn't been hit.
Montoya took him down to the station.
He's obviously extremely shook up over the two-tongue.
That is the worst way to get shutters caught as well.
It's not like, ah, you've walked up
And like you were getting ready to like maybe this guy could have a gun and you had a chance to like see oh
There's a red flag here when it's attempted
It's acting weird, you know, you know, it's not like they had like a bunch of signal
Just like they just drew driving down and all of a sudden bang bang bang. It's like what we got the dog out
We're gonna start our track
Right here if you ran because it's not really much to outplay is there?
You know, there's some cops get shot and you're like I'll kill you. Yeah, you could have you could have dealt with that better
That didn't seem like a skill issue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please do this.
Hey, you guys have a great night.
Sorry to bother you this way, but we just had an officer discuss everything.
Long everything down.
We got our flashlight.
We have a house we're gonna check.
Can they quarter the whole thing and just stop old traffic?
Am I crazy?
Why are they even allowing traffic at this point?
Do you think if there's an active shooter situation, you would just lock the whole place down?
They're gonna start pushing our way.
What do we have in between us and them?
Nobody.
In my experience, I never find anybody, so...
In mine, it only found one person.
And then the other time, it took three hours to find this guy in a swamp.
I feel like it depends what dog they have.
It's 12.21, right?
So much stuff everywhere.
Yeah, and this wind up here doesn't help.
That would be spooky, bro.
Can you kill it?
No, I don't think that changes.
It's just gonna...
I mean, it's just gonna just instantly shoot you the second he's here as well.
And imagine if you're a camper.
I feel like you've got camping advantage, but who has the advantage yet for shooting someone
else?
I feel like the guy...
Attacker it's easy to shoot someone who's defending
Like if you're hiding and you and you ambush I feel like it's the campers gonna do that right business like
I think in if you're defending a spot where you have all on its nights. It's pretty damn good
But yeah, no, I feel like if you're going into a situation and you're gonna ambush someone is like you just have an advantage
It's the trick is to not get ambush
But how do you how do you enter this place without getting ambushed?
How do you enter any back garden, which is like this multiple lines of fire that you get shot at?
You just have to kind of zoom you have to go in
Yeah drones drones that seems like the right play hundred percent like drones with IR cameras. Yeah, 100%
But I mean he could go he could just go inside a house, so couldn't he he could just break think about it
What's stopping him from just smashing the window and just forcing his way into a house?
So you can just do that
Hey. Just make a tape. Just make a tape.
Where'd it come from?
Where'd it come from?
My left arm!
Come on.
My left arm!
Give me up!
My leg!
My leg!
Ah!
Ah!
Turn around!
Turn around!
He's running east!
Running east!
He's running east!
He's running east!
He's the middle of our confiner.
He's running east!
We need more units in the front.
We need more units over here now
Jesus get someone here now
Guessing they didn't shoot because he was running across the street
And what are you gonna do like blind fire at a guy running like across the street?
Which your bullets could just fly down and hit some innocent person
I'm that that's probably I mean you can't really what are you gonna do you can't really shoot him you would do go for that shot
No, that's bad. I mean then again
They lose locality the further the predictile travels and like I mean it depends
But no you could easily hit a car. I could go for a kill someone in the car or something
They imagine how bad you just don't that's reasonable to not shoot there
Let's go.
Let me help them on this thing.
What?
So you guys are saying I want to shoot him.
Why didn't they shoot him?
I'm talking about those guys.
You better not do that.
Forget it.
Let me have a look at Tom.
This guy's panty baited.
He's a weeb.
It's a fucking weeb, dude.
It's a fucking weeb.
Ugh.
So dramatic.
Bro, he got shot in the leg and in the arm, man.
He's allowed to be dramatic.
Like if you're gonna be dramatic at any point in the time, I feel like being shot twice is a pretty good reason to be dramatic
Okay
Like what like oh my god, he believes complaining about being shot twice
You can die so fast really one yeah
over here.
Maddox, you can't submit a block, that's where he is.
Stay inside!
Up there, up there!
Up there!
Up there to the right!
Between all the remains.
He ran this way.
There's so many cars, I can't tell.
Stay in your house!
No, it's not!
Stay in your f***ing house!
Stay inside!
He's on the roof in the back.
On the roof in the back!
Yeah, shielding the grass, shield.
No.
1200 block of pine is where the shooter is on top of the roof.
Everybody breathing.
Hey, take it.
He's taking it towards you now.
House is a true story, and it looks like a porch that's
the back on a single level.
So he could either have higher ground or a bot.
You have a deep head still on that side.
It looks like it.
We have pine covered.
Anything that's east of us, go ahead and just be ready in case
you run for duty.
When you have the drone juniors that come up,
I think you just set up and just be ready.
Can I strap them right now to the alley?
As So just says that they're tracking him through the alley
right now.
I don't know if that means he's off the roof or not.
There's a shooter. Where's the dog at?
Canine is there any way you can send your dog just to clear this part area so we can move forward can you just send them in?
No, hey, I'm moving in watch that side over there
Send them in, bro. Just just sacrifice your dog
Just sacrifice your dog like what I mean that kind of is the point of the dog is to
What change will down and to mitigate love life loss of humans, right?
But I mean you don't want to just send your dog into a death mission either
You know, you don't, you definitely send them in, no, the whole, that's definitely the point, otherwise why even use dogs?
You get them to track people and then catch them running away, but you can also send them in, like, while you're assaulting.
And it's like, it's like an extra distraction and a current control as you go on and take them out.
But you wouldn't just send your dog in on a suicide mission, because then, well, that's just a waste of resource.
So they need the clank of dogs. Oh my where the clank is that where are the clank of dogs at bro get get one of them
Chinese robots with a fucking gun on top
Send his ass in
Stop man that thing
Stop doing target
All right, get some cover and hold this side.
Is he off the roof?
I don't know.
Other officers coming to the car just be advised he could be on the roof as well next to 12-21 pines.
I have a white piece for now.
Okay, wait it out, wait it out. We've got drones coming out.
I need you to come over here and cover that for me.
I know.
I need you guys to cover me from up here. I need to make sure that it's covered.
There's a wall up there.
I just put the ladder there.
I got you.
Oh God.
You're going to go and be still?
The roof is clear?
You're going to tell all your men to take the roof.
He is going eastbound. He's not in this backyard. We're on the roof.
Yeah.
That was really scary.
You guys took the fence, so go and be still.
He's on that way, right?
He's not suddenly in that alley. He looked at it and saw me and ran real quick through this yard.
There was like six dogs.
Fine. Have you seen them in a white shirt?
Here I'm really fast. I thought you had a lot of
Look how much chaos
One guy with a rifle can cause
I mean, holy fuck
Holy fuck
No, somebody said that he took his jacket off and now he's in a white shirt
All units
They need to nerf guns, bro
He's great for the drone
100 to the drone units
You see my flashlight going up in the sky
I'm gonna get a shovel
Oh, it's good
Shit, bro
He telegraphed his location and then got shot instantly, bro. What the fuck? Holy fuck.
What the fuck? Who the what?
He's trying to shoot as many times as possible.
Oh, that did not look good.
I'll be honest, that did not look good.
Why did he give me- okay.
Okay.
I don't have a head.
Did you just skate or is that-
She's shot or she's just scared?
What are they?
She's got it!
She's got it!
She's going in, she's going in.
She ran in when everyone else, after everyone else had done everything and then she needed
to turn up.
She needed to turn up, bro, at the end.
oh shit oh no he's not out of camp he's kind of freaking out
hey she's just running around she wanted to kind of she wanted to go to turn up as
She's getting caught he wasn't caught then she ran away. I mean fair enough
I just wouldn't go in though. If you that scared like I feel like you're just gonna make it worse
She's just creating she's requiring more resources to controller now
Take a breath, you're okay, hold still.
It's CCing three officers now.
We've got three officers CC'd.
Okay, yeah.
So the right one's going to go on the ground,
you just not have to stand on it.
I was just scared because I don't have a rifle, Vezia.
Everyone hold me here, we're going to go up on this roof.
That's Coke, bro, that's Coke.
That's Coke, I mean that's Coke.
I think if you had a rifle, Vezia would be scared as well.
I mean, down on it, this is a scary situation,
it makes sense.
I thought he was there.
Yeah, I'm here.
It's not because she was, you know,
she needed a few hours to pop off
and then she would have been fine
although she wouldn't have been hot for her.
Good?
Yeah.
Alright, we'll wait until we're done working
and then we'll go and see, okay?
She's gonna have a lot of...
I appreciate it.
He went bang bang pretty relaxed on the front.
The model is a trooper, dude.
I'm fine. I have a recruit and I don't know where to run.
We'll find her.
Okay.
All lines.
I know a lot of shit up inside, okay?
Yeah.
We were just right there.
Do you want me to sit down?
No, I'm okay.
You're okay.
Okay, right here.
Right there.
You look great, John.
All right.
I was trying to, I didn't want you to think I was scared.
I was just trying to help you for the pain inside.
No, this is scary, okay?
After all this is over with, we'll sit down and talk, okay?
You're good.
You're good.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
I'm okay, I'm in a car, but there was a shooting. I didn't shoot anyone face. I'm kind of freaking out
I can't be on the phone long, but I just want to let you know that I'm in the situation, bro
I'm fucking locked in I'm treating this like paintball. I'm fucking assaulting. I'm fucking going in. I'm going in
Hope maybe I am going in
Like I don't even give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I you think I would give a fuck. I would go in
I'm the guy who runs it down mid and painful. I don't I'll probably get shot pretty fast
But like let me tell you I'm going in okay, okay? I'm going in
It's okay. I think he got shot in the head. He had a rifle the officers are coming to talk to me
So I have to go okay. Well look whatever happens you make sure you come home and that person doesn't okay?
Okay, I love you you really rely on your training. I love you too. Okay. Goodbye
Jesus
Is your husband awake?
Yeah, I called him.
Okay.
You okay?
Anime couple bro.
Anime pack couple.
Yeah.
He's fucking terrified.
Was he-
Makes you fucking murder him, honey.
And you come home.
Shooting first?
Yeah.
Philly, uh, two officers just had a chat.
Type E3 might be just a fear chat.
He just killed him, so I need you to stand out.
He died.
I was just in the shooting.
He shot, I think, two or three officers.
and I'm just real scared
Okay, let's be honest. She is not effective. She's not effective
It's not it's her cares about what your perception is of other people. The reality is I if I
Was in a squad and I had to have her protecting me from behind and she's fucking shaking and just freaking out and running around
I wouldn't want to protect me. I wouldn't want to my squad
I'm just saying if I in a section and I and this person she's mentally unstable
She needs more training
Okay, there we go. That's the I wouldn't want this person covering my sex. Okay, it is what it is
Doesn't matter. He doesn't matter what you care about what that's like
I get I get you can say you don't want to think you're a pussy the reality is she's she's shaking and she's just
Completely ineffective not only that she took herself out and then she took other cops out of the like of the fight
by creating a situation with his elf you just got to lock in just lock in
bro you lock in
I needed to call you because I know you would know what it feels like I heard Jesus tell me to run because
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA Hahahahaha
Jesus tell her to run!
Na.
Oh my gosh!
I would have stayed, I would have gotten shot!
So more I know everyone's OK except for the dad-dad.
This is my final week of PTO.
First top job, though.
Yea.
The guy has been doing it for ten years, just reach out, all right?
I want you to go home and think everything's fine and then tonight we're taking it over
I'm getting the rifle played this way.
That was why I was so scared too.
I was like, I'm literally f**ked.
The suspect, Billy Soto, was pronounced deceased.
He shot roughly 80 armor-piercing rifle rounds at officers.
Two of the three officers that were shot sustained gunfire to their head.
Miraculously, all three officers who were struck survived.
Yes, yes!
Maldonado was the first to be released two days after the shooting.
Officer Valdez was hospitalized for four days,
and Sergeant O'Hare remained longer
due to the extent of his injuries.
Reports indicate as of six months after the shooting,
only one of the three officers returned to full duty.
Outrage grew not only among the public,
but within the Pueblo Police Department itself.
As questions arose over why Billy
wasn't already behind bars,
in a Facebook post shared more than 23,000 times,
Pueblo Police Chief Chris Noeller said Billy
was a self-proclaimed gang member,
wanted for attempted murder with a firearm.
Billy had 14 felony arrests
and was out on bond for three separate felony cases.
What, what, legitimately, what?
How, wait, how can you get out on bond a second time?
And then how can you possibly do it a third time?
Or how does that even work?
Wait, if you're out on bond for doing a thing,
sure you get arrested for some other bad thing,
And then like, oh, well, yeah, listen,
wouldn't you set the bond to infinity?
LC plus, plus, plus, but then it's like,
okay, it happened a second time.
All right, now third time.
All right, he literally got out
and then we got him on a new thing
and then you put him back in again.
And then it's like, okay, last time he got out
and he immediately did crime again.
You're gonna really let him do it again?
That's insane.
Including one incident where he reportedly shot someone.
The post blamed soft on crime laws for allowing him to ambush officers.
Chief Noeller does not mince words.
The blood of my officers lays at the steps of our capital.
They do nothing but coddle criminals and let them loose back into our community.
They don't suffer the consequences of their policies.
While no specific bail reform legislation is called out in the Facebook post,
Chief Noeller is likely referring to a broad shift in Colorado law
that focuses on faster bail hearings, shorter pretrial confinements,
and practices that do not depend on a defendant's ability to pay bail,
leading to what some believe is a decarceration philosophy in the court system.
By 2025, the same year this incident took place and the Facebook post was published, Colorado saw violent crime drop more than 14%, including a 43% decline in murders, 16% fewer sex crimes, 9% fewer aggravated assaults and a 35% drop in robberies.
However, it's unclear how much these policies contributed to the decline, as crime rates have fallen across the United States across the board.
interesting interesting bro interesting I wonder what wait is that because they
are not reporting the crimes or is that because I don't know if that's a way of
stack collection or it's actually it's one of the things where obviously there
aren't any trends I think overall the world's getting better right I think
overall I think overall guys it is not God always worse now it's always was no
overall mood is a going down overall people are starving less overall you
have access to better facilities better education better medicine over guys
three shit oh my god bro here we get guys I don't want to go in politics right
Now, okay, let's see how fucking good eight it's over. You guys is Thomas
But you do miss bro dead ass
Is this the hat did I already did I already watch the little thing on the water bars? Did I already watch this? I
Feel like they already watch this
Or did I watch it off stream?
What a virus when doesn't get posted the sooner they'll post it four days ago
Hi, dr. Bernard here
I'm going to cover a case of Hantavirus that was published in literature in 2025 from the
same country where it appears the 2026 cruise ship incident originated from.
I'm going to cover it as written and give you perspective of how we would see this case
as if it came through our hospital.
I'll tell you a little bit about Hantavirus and why I don't think overt panic is warranted
in context of the 2026 cruise ship incident.
And I'll just tell you my personal advice right now.
It's very simple and everyone should have been living it anyways.
Wash your hands often, before and after you eat, after meeting with people, and do this
as the first thing that you do when you get home.
Wash them thoroughly for 20 seconds and do it twice in succession.
Think as if you're a surgeon and you're about to do surgery on someone.
Two, if you feel sick and or have a fever, stay at home.
And three, if you have trouble breathing, go to the hospital.
Simple rules for life in general, I highly recommend them.
JB is a 52 year old man presenting to the emergency room sweaty and nauseous.
He had hypotension, hypomining blood, tension referring to blood pressure, low blood pressure,
and he had a fever.
When doctors measured his blood oxygen saturation, it was 89%.
Under 90% needs emergency medical attention because it means that the body is suffocating.
They see him sitting there confused, uptunded and unaware of where he was.
Uptunded?
I'm sorry, I can look that up.
Abtunded.
or reduced level of alertness and consciousness.
Obtunded, I like that, why is it not a mechanic
in video games?
Ontubnation, ob-ob-ob-obtundation.
I'm feeling I'm turned into this fuck right now, bro.
Oh my god, yo dude.
That's how I often feel, obtunded.
Produce wakefulness and excessive drowsiness
to lay reaction times to questions of physical stimulation.
Very short attention span in Tennessee to easily fall back asleep. Oh wow.
Just that his brain is starving of oxygen and something terrible is happening.
A chest x-ray reveals that his lungs are filled with fluid.
This prevents the oxygen exchange from the air into his blood, explaining
why he's suffocating. A blood test confirms he has
hypoxemia. Ox referring to oxygen and emia
meaning presence in blood. Low oxygen presence in blood.
It's not just low saturation. The oxygen actually isn't there. But why is that fluid in his lungs?
He might be volume overloaded. Water has flooded into his body and has nowhere else to go other
than to squeeze into his lungs or his lung blood vessels have been leaking or there's an infection
in his lungs. Some of these will take some time to confirm, but doctors need to do something
now. JB was given supplemental oxygen. Air is only 21% oxygen. Vessely increasing the amount of
Oxygen per inhalation should ameliorate some of the hypoxemia and this buys some time
But as the hours pass it stops working
JB's oxygen saturation decreases something very bad is happening to him
And it's how do you shunt some shit down a throat and just forcibly ventilator's chest
Can you just do that?
And very quickly and it's getting worse
He's transferred in to the intensive care unit JB is sedated a tube is placed on his throat so that a machine can breathe for him
But as the hour passes JB goes into shock his blood pressure suddenly drops even more
This means that blood can't get to all of his organs
But most importantly it can't get into his brain
Bro oxygen already wasn't getting into his brain adequately because he had hypoxemia then adding severe hypotension on top
Means that there's seconds to minutes left before his brain suffers permanent damage
Because oxygen makes energy production happen in cells normal blood flow and breathing helps clear out the wastes produced by brain cells
When that mechanism no longer functions JB's brain will cease to exist two medicines were immediately given
Why is the brain so feeble as that we can evolve a better brain that could just deal with it?
Like you know, it just pauses for a bit, you know, oh
Like you suffocate the brain just says alright. Let's just pause for a bit and
Then if someone resuscitates you like three hours later, you're good boom unpause
come on evolution can you lock in the first one constricts his blood vessels
and forces his heart to beat harder the second one tells his kid like to hold
on to water these should push his blood pressure higher but it wasn't enough
shortly after his ICU admission JB stops making urine his kidneys have
completely shut down doctors had to hook him up to a dialysis machine so that
the body waste that would have been urine can be filtered out of the chest
CT scan confirms JB has pulmonary edema. This is the fluid that's in his lungs
and there seems to be more now than when he presented to the emergency room. But
this higher resolution scan gives more insights. It kind of looked like JB had a
fungal infection but this was borderline. If it isn't fungus then for sure what's
happening isn't a typical infection. Other parts of his lungs had collapsed.
Doctors start him on multiple antimicrobial agents to cover a wide
variety of pathogens. It's still not clear that this is absolutely an infection, but if it is,
one of these could start working song. Isn't that what they do every time something comes?
That's a default thing. People can't breathe, you put them oxygen, you give them fuck times
of antibiotics, it's a chest infection, and then they get over it. That's what you do.
That's what, no, that's what, oh, we will get it all the time. What do they call that shit? It's
like the super common thing where you get fluid in your lungs because you're old and you're sick,
and they were like under there going
What do you call that?
Not ligament, pneumonia.
Yeah, it's like classic pneumonia.
And then you just give them oxygen,
give them antibiotics, and then they get better.
That's basically what it looks like to me.
If I was a doctor, I'm like,
oh, he's got pneumonia.
That's what I think to myself.
Classic.
And by some time to figure out
why this much fluid has flooded into his lungs,
they write a problem list
And they need to rule each one out to make a diagnosis of what's wrong so that they can treat him
Is it thinking that the antibiotics didn't work and they don't?
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JB was previously healthy.
He had just come back from a trip in Argentina before experiencing a fever for seven days.
These are important to know because there's only a couple things that this could be.
It's not a previously known chronic disease and fever means that it could be an infection that involves fluid in the lung
And that means this could be pneumonia the problem is boom. I mean, yeah, that's what that's what I would think
That's what I would think so there you go
pneumonia usually comes with a productive cough
He didn't have that and when he was tested for respiratory bacteria and viruses they all came out negative
Yeah, so this isn't pneumonia fever could also mean inflammation
I would have figured that out by when I gave them antibiotics and it didn't work, and we'd be like, well, then it's not pneumonia.
That's how I would have figured it out myself, to be honest.
I mean, I'm not a doctor, but I basically am because I watch a lot of YouTube videos.
If not pneumonia infection, then maybe, this is autoimmune, the immune system attacking the body.
Shortly after ICU admission, JV's kidneys failed. That could be the immune system attacking it.
When that happens, the immune system can also attack the lungs simultaneously.
In this pulmonary capillariatus, itus meaning inflammation, capillary, which is the small
blood vessels in the lung, and pulmonary referring to the lungs, can result in diffuse alveolar
hemorrhage, alveoli being the air sacs surrounded by capillaries where oxygen exchanges into
the blood.
The bleeding would be the fluid that's flooded into his lungs, and the bleed would be getting
worse, coinciding with his kidneys suddenly shutting down in the intensive care unit.
The reason why this isn't likely is because nothing indicated that JB had autoimmune disease.
Blood tests didn't say it, past medical history didn't show it.
So this was unlikely, leaving one final problem.
JB had fluid in both lungs.
Without evidence of pneumonia, this means that his lung blood vessels were leaking.
He fell into shock when he arrived in the ICU.
Both of these together suggest viral infection.
And given that he had recently been in Argentina before he had the fever, this suggests one
virus that wasn't tested for when doctors looked at pneumonia because it doesn't cause
pneumonia, rather it suffocates the person by flooding their lungs with fluid. This one
is called Hantavirus in the intensive care. Wait, isn't that what pneumonia does? I guess
you know it's not pneumonia, so that can only be this other thing.
Her unit doctors order serologic and molecular testing for Hantavirus. This is not a standard
test because this is not a common problem in most places on this side of the earth,
But it came out positive.
What's Hantavirus?
The original name was Hantan Virus from the Hantan River in Korea.
This exact location tells us how this was rediscovered in modern English.
In 1951, United Nations troops stationed by the Hantan River started reporting an epidemic
hemorrhagic fever that would end in kidney failure.
At the time, they didn't know what it was that caused it, and they didn't know how
it was happening.
27 years ago.
One way the river was super polluted and then everyone started getting sick and they made
its own virus, was it China?
Am I thinking of the one in China?
Or is it the Coors River that they ever polluted into and it created its own virus?
There was some place where that happened.
Later, Dr. Ho-Wong Lee was able to identify what caused the hemorrhagic fever.
He found out it was a virus that's first hosted in infected rodents before it being passed
on to humans.
We name this the Hantan virus.
It looks like it had been described and alluded to in ancient Chinese texts from thousands
of years ago, describing inflammatory fever diseases that ended in kidney and lung disease.
For sure, this appears to have been a known entity to locals for centuries.
When scientists looked closer, they found that this virus had been circulating around
a much wider area than previously thought, Korea, China, Japan, Russia, and getting as
far as Scandinavia.
And when we started developing the technology to sequence genomes, we found out that many
viruses in different geographic locations were genetically similar to Hantan virus.
They were related, though, just slightly different, and this is where the Hantan virus family
comes from.
One reason why there's a distinction among family members here is that the illness caused
by each virus can be a little bit different.
Overall, they either cause kidney failure or they cause cardiopulmonary failure, just
like in JB's case.
And at least during the time of Dr. Ho Wang Lee, it was found that most all of the viruses
in the family were transmitted to humans through airborne particles of infected small animal
feces.
You inhale them, and then it gets you.
However, there was a pivotal discovery that linked the Americas with these Eurasian antivirus
species.
On May 14, 1993, a 19-year-old man was driving through the four corners to go to his fiance's
funeral when suddenly he couldn't breathe.
He had no known health problems.
He was a marathon runner.
He stopped at a local gas station because regular people back then didn't have cell phones,
and then he called for help.
An ambulance arrives, but before it does, he collapses because he can't breathe.
In the emergency room, they find that fluid had filled into his lungs, and within minutes
of arriving to the hospital, he's not alive anymore.
This didn't make sense.
Someone this young and healthy shouldn't pass away like this.
New Mexico office of the medical investigator was contacted, and the investigator at the
time was totally shocked because a few weeks earlier a young woman nearby had
also passed away in the same manner she was previously healthy too but then
suddenly she had trouble breathing collapsed and then it was over at
autopsy for both patients doctors noticed that there was nothing structurally
wrong with their lungs they just suddenly filled with fluid and then their
lives were over something very bad was happening that 19-year-old man's fiance
he was going to her funeral why did she pass away investigators found out that
she was only 21. She had passed away only a few days earlier. She was also a marathon runner
just like her fiancé and previously healthy. During her autopsy, a different doctor who was
present, he immediately remembered a recent consultation that he was a part of involving
two more young, previously healthy adults who collapsed after suddenly not being able to breathe
and then subsequently passed away. Both of those patients had unexplained pulmonary edema. New Mexico
The code department of health sent a letter to Arizona, Colorado and Utah because it appeared
that there was an occult illness happening right at the border and they received responses,
multiple cases of a mysterious illness that all presented the same way and previously
healthy patients had been reported all around the four corners.
The whole establishment of that?
Even worse, it was 80% mortality, CDC was asked for help, they tested it with 80% before
they knew what was going on, it decreased after they were able to identify because they
I had a bit of, wait, there you go, dude, there you go.
Mmm.
The autopsy samples for gene samples of various pathogens,
and it was here where they saw something
that had never been seen before.
Public health officials went to homes of the deceased.
They found rodents in and nearby the buildings.
They collected them, tested them,
and found that these rodents
had the same pathogen genetic material
that these patients did at autopsy,
meaning that something was passed on.
When they were able to-
imagine collecting specimens like going around getting these fucking rats and
shit from the virus that is an 80% chance to kill you that's like hazmat
suit tear shit that's like that's like I'm I want the among us hazmat full body
fucking 80% 80% hell no I'll much rather be in a firefight with a guy who's
just blindly shooting at cops grow it they discovered a virus that was
previously an undescribed any day of Hunter virus this is the first time a
cluster of infections was for you to choose you to go get you to be one of
those cops shooting that dude who's shooting run in the head all right or
you to be a guy who goes in a hazmat suit to collect like fucking samples from the
infected area where it's 80% chance you die when you get it I that's so that's a
not hazmat suit you roof of the heavens it now see tangible as a guy shooting
bullets out of a gun I can understand that some weird like a not alive half
alive fucking weird ass virus thing that like reproduces inside your body and
fucking kills you and you can't even see it's microscopic like that's bullshit
That's a bullet just getting some random shit and then dying think about laying that it's your marathon running your foot is
Fuck you're popular and you just die because a rat shits near you
Just shits near you bro. The rat shitted near you and you're dead now
At least a guy bringing in your house and shooting you okay
Well, you could have done something right like you could use your marathon running ability should run out the window
Run get to the you know, whatever you could do something
and rat shits near you, well you just die to some random bullshit.
It's like, that's such a dumb death, it pisses me off.
So I wouldn't want to be the guy in the hatchmaster to just collect that, hell no.
They described in the Western Hemisphere, but there was a problem.
Infected small animals were the only known vectors to hontavirus known at the time, and
massive quantities of small animals enough to mutate an entirely new species of hontavirus
can easily get from Asia to New Mexico, meaning that this species had always been here.
But why was it showing up in 1993?
Not too far from the four corners, there were persistent rains all over the western United
States in 1993.
The rivers that feed into the Mississippi River started overflowing, and after several
months the water became so much that the Mississippi River itself flooded.
This was one of the worst floods in U.S. history, but where did that rain come from, and what
What does that have to do with hantavirus?
Yeah.
On July 16th 1990, there was a magnitude 7.8 earthquake in the Philippines.
Two weeks after the quake, local residents reported steam was coming from a nearby volcano.
What the fuck?
Over the next seven-
Fuckin' conspiracy theory type shit.
Volcano?
When steam go out, which made the rats fly, and then they landed in the Mississippi River,
which was swollen?
Like, what's gonna-
What's happening here?
months successive earthquakes were felt until April 2, 1991, when that volcano, Mount Pinatubar,
erupted. It's got 20 megatons of sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere and triggered a volcanic
winter. The global temperature dropped half a degree Celsius for two years into 1993. This
created abnormal conditions for excessive precipitation in North America, causing a river
flood. But also, the four corners also had massively increased rains. And this is where it connects
to hantavirus. In spring of 1993 a sudden influx of biologists came into the Four Corners region
to study. The rodent population had exploded by 10 times because there was an increase in local
vegetation due to increased rain. Public health officials at first didn't realize this but once
they made the connection they realized with more rodents it means that there was more chance for
rodents to get infected and more chance for an infected rodent associated disease to be transmitted
to locals, meaning hantaviruses had already existed in North America. It's just that we hadn't directly
observed it yet for multiple reasons. In 2025, a hypofile case of Sin Nombre hantavirus was reported.
That's the one from the 1993 outbreak. Betsy Arakawa, wife of Jean Hackman, had passed away
in her home in New Mexico, while his dementia had progressed to the point where he didn't realize
what was happening. She very likely felt ill for days after her first exposure and then suddenly
couldn't breathe, and it was found to be hantavirus. It is endemic in this region of the country.
Finding her case is a legacy of this direct observation of hantavirus in this region.
But in 1993, this region still wasn't quite aware of it. And why? Well, this is not a densely populated
part of that. I mean, it's a multiple ever. Just like if it was like one in a fucking million people,
like you're never gonna pick that up, you know, and then they multiply it by 10. Okay, now you
you might pick up one hundred thousand or one and a thousand you know you
gonna want to end out it makes sense country if cases and show up in the
past they were probably one-offs that were hard to identify without multiple
cases showing a pattern you can see it happening in real time as the 1993
outbreak was unfolding at first from the 19 year old man it would have looked
like people suddenly collapsing for no reason but with ten times more rodents
in an area the normal clusters of cases will draw attention and allow
investigators to connect ideas. But when it was identified in 1993, scientists wanted to know,
is this North American species different than the hantavirus is found in Asia? And if South America
has different small animal species, and this virus is transmitted through infected animals,
is it possible that South America has different hantviruses too? And the answer to both was yes.
Argentina, 1990
Well, the virus isn't some shit. It's not some shit that's just gonna kill everyone.
It's just like some shit that's always here.
Although wait, is there a new strain that's spreading from human to human now?
Did it mutate or something?
So there's gonna be, because I was gonna say, this isn't seen that bad, right?
Five. Two people in a rural area in the south suddenly stopped breathing. At autopsy,
doctors found hontavirus genetic material in the lungs and the liver. When they compared it to known
hontoviruses, it was distinct and they named this one the Andes virus.
This was interesting because if it was spread by infected rodents, well, South American rodents are different from North American ones,
and while they didn't know which rodent could transmit this Andes virus at the time,
it wasn't very long until they found out that Andes virus can be transmitted from human to human in a small cluster of infections in the same town
where the virus was first found the year earlier.
This brings us to 2026.
A group of people boarded a cruise ship in Argentina,
near where Andy's virus is known to be.
Five days later, one of the passengers started feeling ill,
and five more days later, he wasn't alive anymore.
No one knew what happened.
When the ship arrives at St. Helena Island 13 days later,
on April 24th, his body was examined at the hospital.
His wife, who accompanied his body, wasn't feeling well.
The next day, she took a flight from St. Helena Island
to Johannesburg, South Africa. When she lands, she collapses at the airport and then passes away.
The crew still haven't confirmed that these deaths were related to a medical situation
on board that boat. But the same day when the wife passes away, another passenger on the boat
becomes ill. He's evacuated to South Africa and admitted into the intensive care unit. Five days
later on May 2nd, another passenger aboard the ship has difficulty breathing before suddenly
Passing away from the patient is that because they are spreading it to each other or is that because there's a mouth shitting in their food
He's still alive in South Africa doctors are able to confirm that he has hantavirus
World health organization is contacted and they were able to identify seven total cases of hantavirus aboard the ship
And including the deceased as of early may
2026 and it was here where the
the WHO was able to confirm this was Andy's virus. This is the one that can be transmitted
human to human.
Ah, shit.
The evidence was already mounting before it was confirmed that this was the causative
agent. Started from Argentina, the ship's doctor, who attempted those who feel ill,
started getting sick himself and had to disembark the ship to get medical treatment. Andy's
virus is a different hantavirus species than what JB likely suffered. And the reason that
we know this is because Argentina has multiple hantavirus's unique to different regions.
Andes virus comes predominantly from the south, JB got sick in the north.
But despite all of this, the illness is still more or less the same in that there's a sudden
cardiopulmonary collapse that follows a period of time where the patient will feel sick.
So that's why it's important for you to get medical attention immediately if you feel
sick, especially during times when alarm bells for hantavirus have been raised in your local
area. There's no direct medicine to give for
hantavirus cardiopulmonary syndrome as of the time that I'm publishing this.
It's supportive care. It's the tube down JB's throat for the machine to breathe for him.
If that doesn't work, then it's redirecting his blood to a machine that oxygenates it for him
and pumps it back into his body. Dude, you can do that? That's so sick. What?
What, you can do that?
What the fuck? Oh my god.
extra corporeal membrane oxygenation.
Bro, does who needs a heart, man?
Just get one of these.
Wait.
Bro, imagine you got like a fucking thing, which you just, you just delete your heart.
Can you think about this?
We get all these metabolites building up on our muscles, which makes us feel tired
when we're working out and like running and stuff, right?
Imagine if you had some machine that's got like a nuclear battery in it,
They could run your body for 2,000 years, except it's five times as efficient as your
heart and getting rid of, like, bad, like, it's just not good shit in there.
Imagine if you had, like, imagine you get a heart upgrade and now you can just run it
for 10 times as long.
Holy, what do you even know about, what, okay, do you understand, so there's like, when you're
doing stuff, when you, when you're doing, so I don't know if you understand anaerobic
versus aerobic fitness and basically when you try to sprints and stuff you get
these metabolites build up and basically people with stronger hearts can pump
blood faster and heal up more blood vessel and more vascular can get the
metabolites out and they can do more exercises they can run for longer they
can do everything right imagine this imagine a fucking heart upgrade you
just delete your heart put in one of these things bang your blood gets
It's instantly filtered, re-oxygenated, you're like a superhuman.
I mean that would be so sick, I would totally do that if it was like safe and safe and proven
to work.
I would be so down for hard upgrade.
Holy, but then I guess in the battery, yeah, but you gotta, it's got like a nuclear battery
that goes for 2,000 years, your flesh will die far beyond before then.
This is, that's crazy, I did not know you could do this.
Now I do.
I do.
Mm.
Mm.
Over time, it's known that the body does eventually clear out the virus, taking out the fluid
that...
And anyone seen them?
I didn't see them.
I didn't know you could get your blood oxygenated by a machine and then put back in.
I've seen people span blood transfusions and stuff.
like I've seen that but like yeah it fills into the lungs and allowing the person to be able to breathe once again normally
And all of this is possible if the person sought and received the correct care in time
So there's a few things I've watched a lot of medicals. I've just never seen that. I've just never I've never seen that
What do you say a dialysis machine is that that's what that does?
I thought that was just like some medica. I don't know. I just like you see cancer patients in there
So they were just getting medication abused
I thought that was some other shit that clears the way.
Okay, someone's saying it's another thing?
I don't know.
I don't know what Dallas is.
I just don't get that's just some shit people have cancer get.
I never looked into it.
I just never knew this technology existed that works.
That's impressive.
To know, some people are concerned and rightly so about the 2026 cruise ship outbreak because
there's passengers who disembarked the boat after the announcement that someone had died
on board.
been on a cruise for a long time but I can't imagine if I would be okay knowing that there's
a dead body on the ship for my vacation for two weeks before anyone does anything about it.
Where are they keeping the body? Is it in the room next to mine? I hope not. But if this virus can
transmit from human to human and that virus was circulating among the passengers and there are
passengers who left early, is it possible that they could be spreading it out to everyone around them
in their hometown. That's a question everywhere in the news right now. And it's possible.
And the only real experience that's known about this comes from Southern Argentina in
the 1996 case cluster and a second one that happened in 2018. One person had gotten infected.
They were ill while at a birthday party. And people at the birthday party who sat close
to this person subsequently got sick 17 to 24 days afterwards. One of these people had
had a very active social life and went on to infect six more people before he was symptomatic.
In 16 days after symptom onset, this person stopped breathing and it was over. His wife
had a fever while attending his wake and 10 people who came into close contact with her
during the wake became ill 14 to 40 days afterwards. And in total, there were 34 people getting
infected and 11 deaths from this 2018 14 to 40 days afterwards. That's a crazy incubation
period by the way. But that's crazy long time. That's that's sketchy as hell. And
and when they don't when they didn't know about it was 80% death rate. Oh my god.
An outbreak. Something important to note from this. No health care worker who treated the
infected patients got infected themselves. And medical teams are exposed to every single body
fluid possible during treatment. They did have protective equipment on but it wasn't uniform
across all the different hospitals. Now keep in mind we're speculating whether or not
human-to-human transmission comes from saliva droplets
and other bodily fluids.
Some of the transmission described between patients
in this paper is a little ambiguous.
For example, this patient is reported as his daughter.
This method of transmission is a valid topic to bring up.
However, I hope something in here was reported incorrectly
and also simply saying-
Bruh.
Sexual-
What?
High.
Very possible.
Sexual transmission.
Bruh.
Well, Andy's virus can be transmitted
through saliva droplets like sneezes,
but we just don't know enough right now.
But what we do know is that the difference
between this and 2020 is that back in 2020,
we had never seen that before.
It was kind of similar to something that we saw in 2002,
but also not really.
And the unknown part in the very early months
of that year was the scary part.
But this Andes virus has been known for 30 years.
The 1996 and 2018 cases demonstrated
that the virus had no mutations in that time period.
And it looks like in the 2026 situation,
it hasn't changed much.
I think we're good.
It was good.
And it was one of these super sprays
that would have done it already.
Because it's infected people many times over the years.
And it's never sprayed it.
So it must be hard to spray it considering these bunch of people
interacting with them, bunch of people touching them.
None of these guys got sick.
That is weird, though.
Yeah.
That's not to say it won't change going forward.
He's saying he's saying he hasn't muted headed. He's saying not the strength. He's saying the strand can be the best friend
It was the same of 225 ones the same as the 19 whatever the fuck it was act on the information that we have now if it changes
Then adjust accordingly
The point of this is that we know what to do in the cases of
Honto virus and it's good that the alarms have been raised so that should a case come through the medical team will know
What to look for what is particularly dangerous is when the medical team doesn't know what they're looking for and diagnose
antivirus as something else, like a pulmonary embolism, atypical pneumonia, or pulmonary
capillaritis.
That's why I showed the differential diagnosis in JB's case.
This is unlike January through April of 2020, where that pathogen really was something new.
This isn't new.
We've known about it for decades in America, millennia in Asia.
This is a data point that one should be aware of.
Take note of.
You should take the precaution of making sure that your hands are cleaned by washing after
you come home.
your hands before you eat if you feel sick and have a fever stay at home and if you really
don't feel well go to the hospital.
My kids like grabbing the rails that everyone like walks down, you know, the rails as you
go into town and they can bowl and they drag the hands along it and then I give them a
gum and they put it in their mouth, take it out, put it in their mouth, store it.
I'm saving my gum.
Like don't do that.
You're going to get sick.
Put it back in there.
Just just not washing their hands. Well, I mean I make them wash hands for they have a meal, of course
So you have to wash your hands and I said, dude, you know, because I've told them off the nose and they're like they come out
To look like wash your hands. I did not and then they try I did and then I get that
I've like see this is there's any moisture on the hands. They look legit just made it up
Like kids just can't be fucked
Like that way I cook I'm telling you with honda virus and some some crazy virus comes out kids are gonna do the super spreaders man
Kids are getting into the superspheres.
They just can't comprehend it.
They just don't understand.
Like, what do you mean, my hands aren't dirty?
As they do it on them?
Like, storing my guns later, by the way.
That's your data point.
And those are actions for you to take,
because now the whole world knows about
Hantavirus.
Should someone actually have trouble breathing,
that descends to sudden cardiopulmonary collapse,
they're more likely to get the right care that they need
they need than compared to the time before
Hantavirus cruise ship story came out.
Now, doing those three things and paying attention
are all the brain power that I personally
will dedicate to this.
And that's my humble recommendation to you as well.
For JB, he was in the intensive care unit for 40 days.
During this time, his respiratory function
and blood pressure gradually improved.
His kidneys were able to completely recover.
After physical therapy and rehabilitation,
JB was able to make a full recovery.
This is what a hunt virus cardiopulmonary case looks like.
All hunt viruses that cause this syndrome more or less look like this.
The renal hemorrhage version that's typically found in Asia looks a little bit different.
But the 2026 cruise ship one is this cardiopulmonary one.
When one gets the right treatment in time, they can make a full recovery and good thing
we're able to raise the alarm bells now.
So that should any patient present to any given hospital with similar symptoms like
JB, which are fever, confusion, shortness of breath, with low oxygen saturation and hypoxemia
with a fever, and they may have had prior contact with someone who had hantavirus.
The hospital should be able to order the right tests.
They would still need to rule other things out just in case, and they'll be able to get
everything in the right time so that they can deliver the correct care to that patient.
Just based on the information that we have at the time that I'm publishing this, I'm
not overly panicked about this.
be mindful, pay attention, have this in the back of your mind,
take your necessary precautions and continue on.
Take care of yourself and be well.
Be well, mother, be well.
Mmm, good video, dude, good video.
I had a take that I just, it's gone.
Dude, I'm fucking uptunded, man,
uptunded as fuck right now, boys.
going to be honest, um, I was going to say, I was going to make a point here.
I had a point to make it.
Yeah.
Dude, virus is a fucking so we, but what are viruses even on about?
Dude, these fucking freaks, these fucking freaks, bro, like these fucking freaks,
it doesn't eat, it doesn't excrete, it doesn't grow.
so it can't be alive, can it?
Like, how the fuck?
These weird-ass objects that go inside us
and somehow reproduce and kill us.
But like, it's not even alive.
But, or is it alive?
I don't even know.
It's some sort of, like, these weird,
dude, it's crazy, bro.
The virus is a submicroscopic infectious agent.
That means it's really, really small.
So it's submicroscopic.
We can't see them with a normal light microscope.
You have to use very high resolution microscopy,
which is electron microscopy, to see them.
They're infectious.
They will make people sick.
Their entire life cycle is based on infecting a cell.
So they infect all cellular life.
I hate this.
They cannot exist on their own.
They cannot replicate.
That's make more of themselves.
Unless they're within another cell,
that is, they're parasitic.
Parasitic and they will affect all cellular life. That's animals plants and bacteria and
So how bullshit of these things some some shit that you can't see
That's not alive that just goes somehow fucking gets inside you and
then
Fucks up yourselves and then reproduces inside of you to make more of itself
for what purpose, bro? But I guess, you know, I suppose we're sentient matter, it makes
sense. It's just, it's just mad. I mean, we're just, well, are we even sentient? No, it's
just some sort of weird illusion.
Within the viruses, every one of those groups of animals will have viruses that will be
specific to them and are very unlikely to infect others. Viruses that infect bacteria
are unlikely to infect plants or infect animals and all the other combinations.
They don't feed, that's one of the things that distinguishes viruses from other organisms
is that they're almost like on the edge of life, they're almost not alive and not dead.
So they don't take in nutrients and they do not grow and increase in biomass in normal
way that we would think of a plant, a bacterium, or an animal increasing in size by uptake of nutrients.
They simply replicate by hijacking all the machinery within another cell.
Fuck viruses, bro. I fucking hate viruses, bro. I fucking hate viruses, bro. Might as well live in
your eyes. I don't give a fuck about that. That's chill. That makes sense. Might as well live in
in your eyes that's chill, they live much longer than your skin pores, I don't know how that the
microbiome of the year that's cool. Viruses aren't like this weird ass fucking object
that goes, it's so small that it goes inside your cells and then just fucks them up to reproduce.
I mean what the hell bro? It has a very small amount of its own genetic material
that takes over the cell and it stops that cell.
What stops that guy a human from making these?
Like deliberately making one of these objects
that's like gonna be super prolific.
Like that is fucking, they use AI to send like
tens of thousands of them.
You know like that game, horsey game?
Like they have a simulator and like they get like
a bunch of cells and they find one that just like
fucking gets in a cell, just murders it.
Fucking murders it.
Reproduces like proliferates like crazy, right? You just
Multiply the maximum degree goes everywhere and just kills anything alive
You know what stops that
Just make I mean and then we're all just gonna die bro like all the plants of the animals
So just put it in the sea bang
one fish get two
four eight
Five days, like it's just spread as a whole, you know, like seven or a guy you got those death zones
Yeah, Gigi death zone the whole ocean announced creates a fucking cascade birds eat birds shit goes in the trees trees die
All the animals in the trees die we got an ocean we die
think about it
Gigi
And what was doing before we did and makes that cell begin to make more of it's of the virus and only the virus
until the cell ruptures and releases millions of copies and then those
copies will then of the virus will then go and affect all the cells just
adjacent. Do you know what virus do you know what I don't like about it?
It's like it's bad game design viruses. Imagine like your guy you're playing
your game you're owning you've got all the best gear you got all the best shit you're
popping off your lock loaded you go back to kill the monsters. Virus! You had just
pulmonary embolism your character died your hardcore character is dead you just
died GG low oxygen suffocating suffocating dead
like oh yeah that's dog shit game design bro oh yeah there's these fucking things
that you can't see that basically aren't even alive that just kill you and so the
infection continues and that's why you can get very rapid and very serious
disease because you get usually a lot of tissue damage or the cells actually try
and make different compounds to protect themselves and you can get a lot of
immune response reactions. So our muses can kill the viruses right? Well I mean
it kill, I don't break apart, destroy, like it destroys the cells that they're
inside of. It just goes, fuck that cell, bang, fuck this thing, bang. It just goes around
and just blowing them up, yeah? Good shit.
What also make us sick from viruses. Antibiotics do not work against viruses.
Specteria, right?
And that's because viruses do not grow. There are some antiviral therapies available and
many more being developed, especially for, you know, difficult diseases like HIV and
for bird flu, things like that.
Any therapy that is going to interfere with a...
Dude, 6-9s bro, the 6-9 virus, it's gonna get you,
it's gonna get, it's like a knife emoji virus.
What the hell, we got the 6-9 virus,
I've got the knife emoji virus.
The virus is, by its very nature,
also going to interfere with normal cellular activity.
So therefore, there's always a downstream risk
of something going wrong.
Imagine doing explain this to someone, like 500 years ago.
Yeah, like there's these little things like that.
So do you know cells?
Oh wait, what's the cell?
Also you're made up of these cells and then, okay,
whatever, it's the thing that's even smaller than that, okay?
And you can actually see it,
even if you're a really powerful microscope,
you're kind of not gonna see it.
You can eat one of these special electronic ones.
Okay, it's super, super small.
It's 1, 500th the size of a normal skin cell.
And it goes inside and it's not really alive, and it just fucking kills you bro. I imagine trying to understand that
You didn't think you're a witch and just killed you
Even crazy verse I don't want to watch this I don't want to watch the I did speaking of ours
I did we to go to subnautica. Let's go. Let's go get a drama update. Make sure we get like let's go to top
We got it. We got this guy. Okay, this guy, the racist guy shot someone. Did he kill them? He's cooked.
Don't have to care. He gets a drink from his wife after almost three hours of talking about the signs of flirting.
Oh. This smells caffeinated.
I don't know if I... Okay, thank you. Sure.
Sure.
See, I almost screwed up there.
She brought me something nice, and I was like,
I don't want to drink this caffeine.
Gonna make me tired.
I'm not doing afternoon caffeine anymore.
But that would be a dick move.
Thank you, bro.
Drink it, and now it sits here on drink.
It's delicious.
It looks nice.
but you make me want it.
Is she flirting?
The forehead kiss, sir.
It's not, I can't tell.
I can't tell.
You got the forehead kiss with lipstick, bro.
You're marked.
She's got the mark.
She's marked you, bro.
You are marked.
I don't get to.
Fuck me.
Wait you can't dude. It's give me squeaks vibes right now. Yeah, true
You can't tell all right the guys been talking about it the doctor of flirting can't tell
Girl rejected from LA party pulls the follower and suicide attempt card to convince Jason the wing litter in
follower and suicide attempt
I can't. I'm sorry.
I'm doing my job.
My name's on the list.
Her name's on the list?
Yeah, swag boy.
All my friends are besides me.
Here we go, friends.
But no one's here.
No one's going to turn around and say you're a parent.
I have to do this.
I have to do this.
Followers.
Followers stop doing that.
We all feel we lost, it's just what it looks like.
I got killed when I saw it like two weeks ago,
so it's fine.
Oh, it's this one.
Right, she's gonna kill herself if you're gonna let her in.
Definitely someone you wanna lend to the party.
Definitely, that's like Doug.
Is that the new alt?
Is that the new alt, or is this like a penultimate alt?
What is this, like a, the pre-alt?
What is this?
Oh, this is, I don't know, it's tickin',
I don't know this tick, but it doesn't work.
Don't pull that car, I'm not, I'm not there first.
I'm just a bouncer, I just let people in and out.
I don't like it, but I'm a girl by myself
and all of my friends right now.
Get a shot of the cry on on you.
Ah, I don't know, I don't know.
Bro, fuck this, everyone's yelling, it's loud.
I must admit, this is not the vibe, bro.
This is not the vibe.
Holy, I would not want to be a bouncer.
a
no way
Braden Peters, cove
vicular and cobin Tarzan
We've been six months of probation and much from
20 out of community service which can not be
live streamed or monetized
They have pleaded no contest both must go
through wildlife and firearms safety courses
Two social media streamers
accused of firing a gun in the
Everglades during a live stream they have now
pleaded no contest to the charges
Andrew Morales known online as
cars in and Braden Peters, who goes by clavicular,
they were each charged with unlawful discharge
of a firearm in a public place.
This case stems from a March livestream
that appeared to show a dead alligator
being shot in the Everglades.
As part of their sentence,
both men received six months probation,
20 hours of community service that cannot be
streamed or monetized along with one.
Why are they, like, okay, what's cooler?
Like them shooting, they get like a bunch of crazy fruits
like that have really cool explosive properties.
Shoot them with large caliber rounds.
They get to like zoom in on and watch them like bang.
And they'd be like,
I'd be so much called a shot melons or something, you know.
Why would they shoot the corpse of an animal?
It's fucking weird, bro.
It's weird.
Child life and firearm safety courses.
If they do violate their probation,
they could face a-
Shoot some melons.
24 phase in jail.
Shoot some melons, bro.
Go to a fire engine and shoot some melons.
Chud the bill as ex-wife wants to change her son's name, video pre-arrest.
I might as well just tell you what I'm really upset about.
My son's mother texts me today saying that she wants to change his name.
Switch it from mine. She fears for him.
Who would have guessed that he's divorced?
She said, you know, she's like, oh, you've tarnished your name, and I don't want him
to have to deal with that.
And I'm sitting there thinking, I walk through the streets and respectable people are literally
stopping their cars in the road to shake my hand.
Walking past people that want to take a picture every second.
I raise your fucking child like don't get arrested and feel like shooting people and then you can just you know
How you doing get divorced and then you guess what he gets to keep your name?
How about that bro? How about like just be a good dad and then GG all wait?
And the only people that don't like me are niggers that are trying to- Oh what the fuck bro? Oh my he's so racist!
Man racist super racist people shake my hand
Super racist people shake my hand man like everyone loves me. My name ain't Thomas super racist people love me, bro
Super right. What the fuck? Okay? I didn't know who's gonna do that
But if they wouldn't put in CW or something on there
Tripoli Ninja get up this time. He roses that darling on the final boss. Send you way back
Send you way back to 6-1. I wonder what to be definitely at the obvious red ball thing
It's a clown
What's going on oh this is fun what
I
Stage 61 is that bad is that a long way? Oh, I don't know how long that is
Well, thanks knowing you guys
Six one how far is that what he gave up I guess he wasn't enjoying the game was something I don't know
All right, I think we good. He got we got good to go. I think we're good to go
We're good to go.
It's time to log in and sign off.
Did you guys have anything to say?
We're pretty much caught up.
About 6-7 hours.
Bro, I'm gonna fucking rest.
Um...
Oh, 6-7
Priest? No way.
6-7!
6-7!
6-7!
6-7!
6-7!
But he like does he not remind you of like that guy the Star Wars she's lining out of his hands like my strength was live-force
He's gonna like he's gonna fucking just zap you dude
Like he's using some sort of dark arts the dark 67 arts. Oh
My god, but is that the Pope or is that a priest? I don't even know who the but I don't know
Is that the Pope? Who is this versus the Freak? Does anyone know? That is literally the Pope. Wait, the Pope actually six-seventh.
The Pope actually six-seventh.
That's crazy. Oh, I can't hide things after this. I'd like to just excuse that. The new, it's an American Pope.
Thoughts on Asmogol's license plate. I don't want to click on that, an Asmogol clip because then it'll break my usual record.
What is this license plate?
Can you just top it out of something?
Is it funny or something?
I don't understand.
I don't look like that.
I don't want to break my out go.
The Nazi dog whistle.
You would be banned.
Uh-huh.
Has he got one of them racist numbers?
Like, you know, like, I don't know them.
I don't know them, but I remember Incibility 01, because he was like,
like he was in he'd been on like 4chan and stuff he knew about all this other
stuff and there was like basically you type in like four five seven two and
it's like that means like fuck people of this ethnicity or something right or
like they have on co-words they have co-words
see we know he'd be like and you type that anything like I'm posting racist
shit in Japan they don't know and then another person's racist would also know
And that was what they would do, but then it's somebody would like he would whatever do is he would like flag them all
Let them all do that shit and then ban them. I
Don't know that I don't know the words though. So I don't you know what is the racist word numbers
Is it one of those ones? I
Don't think as we go would do that though. It makes sense oops
Oops, this is my favorite one.
How do you do that?
It's my secret code with Russell.
There it is.
There it is.
I did it.
I did it.
I just fucking did it.
It is what it is, man.
Penis.
Penis.
Hardcore, perma, death, drops, drops, drops, drops, perma, death, died, EA, I'll get double
point in the title. I was getting many guys. I fucking can't say anything about you. I
don't get it, that's the A, bro. Non-sponsored PV, no one cares about this anymore. I think
anyone who thinks he was trying to accuse me of being sponsored is fucking retarded now.
Uh, RIP. Does that have RIP 1 or is it RIP? I don't know if it's RIP 1 or RIP. I just
Oh my god, there's a bunch of people streaming it. What the fuck?
Why is there a bunch of people streaming this?
This game is dog.
This game is fucking dog, bro. It's actual dog shit.
Why would they play that game?
Maybe they want, oh, maybe they're still in like, they want all the law behind.
IGN, the walking dead cities, dead city.
Wait, what?
Dude, what?
Th-this...
There is no way they are still making walkin' dead.
Just let it die!
Bro!
Two Manhattan. One Manhattan.
Save your prayers, kids.
Is this like an anime now?
Like, I don't understand what is going on.
It's like, oh, my God, is this character, bro?
Is that guy like, it's the girl.
That's the farm girl.
It's the dude.
But what that other guy got out there, the guy who's in the guy's
now in the old Kojima games, the walking guy.
He's he's gone.
I don't remember any of these people's names.
I do remember this guy though from like when I watched it a long time ago.
Reedus? Is he a Westworld guy?
I do remember
whenever the thing is, people love Negan
but I remember that scene being like the downfall of Walking Dead.
Well, it's when they pretended to kill off Glenn and then didn't actually kill him.
He was like, he's actually alive! I was like, nah, fuck this show.
I was like fuck the shirt.
Oh my god.
Why does that sound like shit?
Never mind that shit, I'm not going to say what I said.
I just had some shit open on my computer that I've shown.
Man.
I would have been cloaked.
Wow, I would have spoiled it.
I would have used spoilers, yeah.
At least not bad, NO!
I will not.
Explan rip, there was no plan rip, I didn't get it, I didn't get it.
One hour jam, we're already basically back to where we were.
Is it still going to Exalcon?
A little, a little, some bright...
What does that mean?
Am I still going to Exalcon?
Wait, what does this...
What the fuck is this guy saying right now bro?
What is he implying with this?
Banned this guy if he talks like this, fuck him dude.
What the fuck dude?
Super weird comment.
Police need to watch this guy.
Uhh...
Dude.
Legit. What the fuck do you even mean by that?
Explain what you mean by this comment right now.
Like, give me the explanation.
You've got to reasonably explain what you've tried in the chat now,
by the time I'm just going to turn the menu.
Like, explain.
Literally explain I'm getting this is like an actual weird threat. Like are you going to this physical location with all this race bait?
Explain what you mean
Okay, it's not benefit that dude, what are you talking about in?
2020 I flagged him. I've actually never mod-commit anyone in 2020
Like do you hear the whatever he talked in 2020 would have been the most unhinged shit
What are you trying explain? I want to know what he what what are these saying? What are you saying?
Explain
What is he implying with that comment?
Is he gonna stab me at ex-alcon? What's he gonna try and do? What is he imply? I'm getting
this as like an actual credible threat right now because he has past weird behaviors and
now he's having weird shit six years later and like this is weird as fuck right? This
is weird. This is very weird. Oh my god he's not typing shit. Dude type some shit. Type
time some shit time some shit pussy explain your message your band your band
in 60 seconds if you haven't had the message literally type of message I'm
permitting you type of message you're permitting you
I have some weird people that have some weird messages about XFUN.
I want to know if this is one of these freaks. This is one of these fucking freaks
He's not replied I don't tell you I don't have to tell you. It's a Pima. I think
I'd super we just ban him. He's not applied so it is what it is
All right, was it?
Ban
Just coming off. It's fucking weird weirdo freak shit
Why would he talk that and then not talk back I gave you I gave you an opportunity
I don't know you taught that and then fucking just like it's weird as fuck
The way that's very weird. I don't get broke welcome aboard
He could it is it it's a joke. I'm joking. He could have said
What what he could have explained it in a way that made sense, and I'm like, oh, okay
that makes a little bit of sense and city time nothing is what it is he could
have taught them brackets mean he could have taught them brackets mean he
didn't do that
okay so it's a little bit
I got the guy's handle
What is genuinely losing his mind?
Okay, for lazy.
What do you think he meant by that message?
What do you think he was implying there?
explain what you think what like give me your best
case like
I'm really trying to come up with like a part like a
You know
An explanation that doesn't come off as like hey, I'm threatening you in real life right now
And I had six years ago I was doing weird shit
I'm what's he dear steel 13 months of 10 out of 10 programming church. Yeah. Sure put your bussy in my ass
Wow
Fat.
Yum.
Brother Quinn, Hope you and the family are doing good.
Hey, Booby Pants, been gone for a bit you thinking about playing some crimson desert?
The reality is, at the end of the day, you need to lock him, no cap, for real, 100p.
Hey, Goo Goo, what does Abdened mean?
Be Tended is a medical term that describes adult or reduced level of overdose.
Hmm. I still don't quite get it. Could you use it in a sense?
Popular streamer Quinn69 is permanently obtunded, or as he likes to say afflicted by brain frogs.
Huh?
59 stream snipers.
Fat.
The husband gets sick on a cruise, dies days later, wife gets sick immediately after cruise,
immediately catches a flight across the continent.
Guess pretty unhinged.
A boba.
Can you do the stick as in the flat?
You can do a ladder.
Cozy egg scuba.
I mean...
Melanchoc gifted a tier one sub to Amzelda.
They have given 68 gift subs in the channel.
Are you still going to Exile Con with all this rage bait?
777,777,777.
Oh yeah, did I end it with a giant ass open room, man?
777.
You're gonna do a giant ass open room?
Scoomba.
The fact that he stopped chatting after spamming the chat since 2015.
Now that's scary.
Here's 4.20 for Dr. Frog or something.
Two fooboo booboo.
A booboo.
Enema's two gifted a tier one sub to Exile icon underscore height.
They have given eight gift subs in the channel.
Damn, what a rocket jet.
Oh, you could change the wet, but it didn't even really change the wet.
Hey, Quinny, gloopy drippy gooper.
I just bought this new sword.
It's freaking awesome.
I've been chopping down bushes and small trees.
Slashes through them like butter.
It's so fun.
So, anyways, you're going to exile calm.
I'm just curious, ma'am.
It is me, Excell Conchatormans.
I only mean that you are rage-baiting, and so Chris Wilson will be angry.
Bane plan gifted a tier 1 sub to Banevader underscore 69.
They have given six gift subs in the channel.
I don't find that way happens when you build this.
I think on top do it a lot.
I'm gonna go
Why is he better room until the room dude
Man, this wind is crazy.
You should get one of those retro console things that comes with all the old school consoles
and games.
You'd never be able to beat Trigger or Ninja Gaiden or TMNT.
Take to this soy-ass-i-pad games.
Huh?
Welcome aboard.
I don't know about this design jet, it's questionable, but...
But I'm giving it a go, I'm going to try new things, I'm going to try new things chat,
Can't hurt
Back away demons
Yeah, I don't know about this
We're in nice and quiet
All right, whatever it is gonna go with it boys. We're just gonna go with it. She'll be right
And maybe we have like a little storage facility over here
I mean, I feel like I should why would I even have this
what's the point of this well I just realized what is the point of this
I'm feeling backed up who a a a a are just like the fruiting bar it's pointless
send help
it's just I have to do some extra actions to end my base I'm sorry chat oh
oh yeah triple h u u
uh... you know i thought it might be good yet
fucking weird i did it okay
displaying the loot in the beginning
wait, there's a little package that spawns on
oh wait, I gotta get out of here though
guys wanted to see what that was like chat
now I know what it's like
is it pointless?
is it pointless?
maybe it's not pointless
because it allows you to have a central way of entering
Wait a minute, you could enter and go down and you could have like, if you go out multiple
directions, right, you could go and be the ultimate base, think about it.
This could be the center, and then it could go any direction, so you could enter into
the center and you could go south, north, east, or west, right?
Then you get a monopool, it's probably just a bit of a tournament, yeah.
That kind of doesn't make sense actually.
I mean, coming in one way is kind of lame though, I mean should I just put my monopool
in the middle of my fucking room dude?
I haven't got a money I make gotta pull yet. I'm gonna make my basic shit, dude
Okay, we learned that making a sword room sucks by the way, so I'm gonna do that
Okay, let's not waste too much time. Let's just go lock in a rubber
Why is the base under water?
Why not?
Very why not?
I'm making out of water.
That's the question I asked you.
Good done.
What is cool, bro?
That's why.
Come on, let's move this.
Um.
What?
Except...
I don't know.
What?
Except...
Kind of a way place to have it.
Seek fresh boots and take
Kind of dying there isn't it Jen?
Okay, perfect
And we got this day today
Clothes freaking go gamers
Grease for the wakemaker. Have you killed the oxygen boss or the hunger boss yet?
Nope
Let's get a beacon going
Base
All right, we're gonna go with cocktube is cursed guys. We're gonna get something new we're gonna go with the
scuba scuba center center the scuba send it wait wait center center as well
Was that two ways the scuba's in it?
Warring as fuck
Blow low-key scuba low-key scuba
Okay, let's go to my signals and let's turn off the old
You bad school scuba you got a bad you got a bad school bad for school
This is part of my life. This is part of my experience.
Amazing.
Lead.
Okay, we found lead.
Let's put it, this one here, nice one.
How's it going?
Let's freaking roll gamers!
Okay, the base needs some work obviously, but you know, we're just working on it.
It's a matter of just taking a little bit guys as well.
Oh wait, why did I do that?
I would vote to give yourself two lives instead of one, unless there is a dedicated HC mode.
I haven't played the game yet, but if you can give yourself two lives it would be extra cool to see how far you get with two lives, people smile.
Nah. Wait, what? What? No. That doesn't... That doesn't point to buying hot corp, you've
got two lubs. Doesn't make any sense. Uh, okay, we're rolling out boys. We're rolling
out. Oh wait, no, we're not rolling out. We need food.
Welcome aboard.
The hell's that? That's crazy.
Bait of shit, man. Some bait of shit, dead ass!
It just stops when you stop.
Get me out!
I'm just gonna put a hatch here, is that crazy?
Yeah, I think the tube is kind of a waste.
I have 10 seconds left, white women.
extremely low retard fuck me i am so stupid what was i doing you were too
busy ignoring me retard find the dev who coded this pda bitch to call me a
retard and ban him for path of exile too
I
Have to be like
Oh, I'm another Doc mode IRL that's why
We get my you have
I was pouring my shit and I'm like what is that noise that's so dangerous look glass
It's on the top of my coffee thing, shattered.
And I just pull a glass into my cup.
Oh, can you hear it?
There's just glass in my cup.
Oh my God.
What the fuck?
I
Bruh
Bruh
That is scary as hell, bro. It's shattered the loss
And it is dark so I couldn't even see I just heard like this weird noise. I'm like, what is that weird noise?
What is that weird noise, bro?
And hearing some weird noise be careful, but I once saw a guy in a movie almost drink a piece of glass and he almost died
Well, anyways, he ended up getting eaten by a small
Well, I almost just drank glass. If I didn't notice it, check. If I had had my headset on and I had music playing, I would not have noticed that.
Wait a God. It was like a little clink. It was still pouring just fine. This little clink was like, what was that?
And I was like, hey, is my fucking thing looking weird? And I looked at it and I was like, hey, the front is not there. It's a bit missing.
missing I would have just drank that shit bang and it would have been glass
in my throat
straight up I almost just drank last a shot a shot of glass that would have
nothing content bro that would have been like a guy drink a shot of glass
I'm gonna pass that to the hospital.
Now I'm gonna drink shit to us.
We need, like, an instant coffee to go down there.
Yo, is this guy gonna chill? Or...
I'll get you ready in a second.
Scuba Center!
Okay, Scrooge is in and he needs to be all okay, so we're going to get out of here.
This is the... like, Scrooge is not all okay, so it's not good.
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
30 seconds.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
So I'm right in that dodge, and I'm still mad.
We should definitely turn that meddling to resources, yeah.
Look at that chat, you get four of this, it's actually super worth it.
change his label chat, change label, center, lower case, fix.
To the lead!
Why don't we check jubilots change now? It sounds good, so...
Mixing it up or mixing it up?
Cup Troop is gone boys. It's a time of five on time
Ascended past that
What's in there, bro? I'm sitting
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
The temple, Seaspace Mobility Quad, plugs into a range of customizable halls, from a
Starfrog worksuit to the Scoutry Seafloor.
While the temple is a valuable air supply, remember that breath holding is a good way
to train up your conscience-ness and self-discipline.
There's a lot of lead, bruh. There's a lot of lead.
Oh my gosh, that's a lot of silver. That's a lot of copper.
This is a nice ass area bro in general.
Oh, it took it good off.
This area is insane!
Watch out for the magmas!
Okay, like, south-west, okay, Scruzzina is the opposite of south-west, that's north-eastern.
North East. So North East from Scooby Center, North East from Scooby Center, North East from Scooby Center.
So I will not regret, I am so much better at the game now than I was.
You have no idea, I am so much better.
I am now cracked at the game.
like it's it's crazy how great that I'm now commit to how I'm in basically whenever I
started I was a noob and now I'm now I know what's up well at least in the
early game anyway I don't know about much about the late game early game boom boom
boom boom boom boom I know exactly what I'm doing you know exactly where I'm
going and I was actually what to do all these all these fucking things are like
The confider has transmitted an alert.
Return to the life port at your convenience.
I am cracked.
Personal...
Destiny, Warrant Kit, Detonate Minger...
Okay, Detonate Minger, simple.
It's just a...
Interior facility.
It's a pro scissor, which is what?
I feel like there's a bit of layout here, I feel like there's a bit of layout here,
Not here, I just don't know what it is.
That's a tiny mingo, right?
I
Bad from scuba
Everybody's dead, I've got to get out of here.
Damn it, relaxing boys, let's go!
What's that noise? Oh, is that my machine?
I
Perfect
He's gonna put the guy in a drop stop you should just a retard bro. You just a retard
You guys want to get banned bro cuz feel free to have some retard shit in the tooth go ahead
Blurring kid
No, I need silver
Okay, it's fine
I don't get it so this must be in front of me right
It's like the closer I collect the closer it is to me, yeah
So if I click one that's up so that's high up
So that
Literally just there that's a hundred meters away
I see everything now I see at all I seal it to teniums I see all the various
I see copper I see I mean I think so much I'm like it I'm it's like I'm the
now god damn it what the fuck's up on
himself I haven't these are resonator bro
like what are we doing
I don't remember if it was silver under that one entrance.
Two seconds.
So we're running to that guy's base.
Wait, what? It's given me silver that's inaccessible.
I don't understand, why would it do that?
Because it would be a good thing to shoot me if it's not a Grayson added that it would
be a good thing to come down.
There's another silver right here, which I gotta use, fuck you bitch!
Okay wait, what?
So there's just no silver?
This is full big.
Quinn, the family trip.
It's better be fucking good bro, better be a relevant club, I swear to god.
Is that Quinn?
Is that Quinn?
it looks nothing like me
did that guy steal my fucking face and put it in a video game? why would he do that?
I'll allow it dude, it's probably a good game to be honest
it's probably a good game to be honest, they needed to pray a badass character to put it into the fucking game
they chucked them in
they need some fucking
a lap
They needed a drink of care
With this fucking movement take your voice welcome aboard okay, we got everything except silver guys
So basically mission failed
What's going on little Goop-o? Just wondering what's your league start plan for the upcoming
POE2 league? Obviously you can't go the new monk ascendancy because everyone will be playing
that and your ego forces you to be a contrarian. Will it perhaps be a titan in the bottom left
of the tree or drew it in the bottom left of the tree or a mercenary in the bottom left of the
tree anyways a docent really matter because you won't kill any of the new endcane bosses
I got my build and your mom's bottom.
Whoa!
Heat level beyond horrible threshold.
Every month I resubscribe with the same message.
Okay, I'm just gonna get up on the sofa and then we get out.
Fucking hell, bro!
I can't get on the sofa!
The fuck is the fucking point of silver you can't fucking get it
Okay, I'm cooked I'm legit one silver wire from now to get
I'm legitimately one like like this so everywhere, but it all requires a reason it
I don't have the reason to clean it one silver
We'll see you guys way fuckers
We go deep as fuck
It's another silver. It's another silver.
The games ain't fuck you. If you're kept in the silver wherever you can't get it.
and nuke unlocked
the noetica 30 seconds to return to the life port at your convenience
All right, mission failed, we'll get him next time.
Chad, I'm one hour into my place there.
I'm literally about to be at the in-game.
So you're saying like, people, like, I'm going insanely fast.
I'm popping off here.
It's just the fucking silver is cooking me.
Welcome aboard.
I just linked in and completing early access and beating the game in hardcore.
You're a dumbass little bitch.
And then the next game I want to play is Path of Exile 2.
It's got nothing, anyone who thinks this drops is a fucking retail new band.
Like, if you think it's so many new drops, you're used to ban your band.
Okay, new silver deposit.
Let's try one like to the right or something.
I don't know what it is that, okay.
It's a go-gamers.
It's a functional window, think about it.
I'm going deep. What are you guys looking at? Is it going to be on the big tip of the puzzle that I can't get or is it going to be actually lootable?
Uh, this looks kind of deep.
Yeah, this looks kind of like not good for my parents. This looks not good.
But uh...
It's definitely a toilet lot of stuff.
Great box.
Okay, there's something inside there, we got that.
30 seconds.
Fuck you!
Oxygen.
What is the point?
What is the point of the scanner legitimately was one of the scanner
I thought you had silver there that you can't load.
It's going to be the same reason I had to get in right, I bet you.
Nothing, dude. Nothing. Nothing. What? How did nothing get here?
Fifty seconds.
I want to try getting into this thing.
I want to try getting into this thing.
I think I can get into my previous playthrough, either.
Yeah, fuck this.
Fuck this.
Yeah, fuck this. Fuck this. Let's just fucking go. I don't fucking know.
Oh, this is irritating the shit out of me. I have loot, my entire progression is typholded
by a one silver and I decided to build. Do you know what's crazy is this? I could have
just built this resonator, right? But instead, do you know what I did? I thought I'll build
scanning station that way if I need to get something specific I can get it
because I'll be able to just put it in the scanner right and I could have just
built a resonator I could just build a resonator
are you tired of death and fear do you know that this world doesn't have to be
our enemy do you feel the call of the tree do you know the day of the jubilee
He is coming. When we are released from our debts and allowed to live our lives, find us at camp one.
Yeah, she's coming.
Okay, wait. I remember there was silver near...
But there was silver, Jack.
Do you know what? I remember where there was silver.
I know I know where I'll go to the place that I remember silver
It was like the brain thing which you stick your hand in yeah
With a brain thing you think you stick your hand in and then it was down a little cave behind it
Yeah, look, this thing, this thing here, another little cable of glowing plants to the back left.
I think it's right there. I think it's right there. There. It's right there.
It's right there. It's this cave right there. My memory serves what it does.
How come I can remember this perfectly? Look! Another silverhead.
Okay, the issue was there was a fucking fish in here.
Yo, what the hell have I found?
What the hell is this?
TXT, up-brainer, tool quick access improved.
YO!
It's a com factory, bro!
Welcome to my special clinic.
The medal is giving everyone timers.
Sophie says don't treat it.
I need a clear timeline of nerve breakdown.
I say I cannot afford...
Every month I resubscribe for free and I don't even...
This bed will reprint you with improved ride motor skills and muscle memory.
No more fun laying around for your tools. It will be laid to symptoms for a while. Just don't tell the boss
Let's help her pretend. She doesn't know
I'm already with pencil to out of three chat. Oh my god
Yeah, I didn't find my case
was it 7% we'll go to...
Puri 1
what's that gonna be?
this should be like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 I think
1
oh no it's not scroll click nah
it's just normal
oblivion?
nope
mmmm
so just default?
default
oh god fuck me no there's one
can someone else in here
the noetic advisor has transmitted an alert return to the lifeboard at your
convenience fuck up one you're missing a page one two three five six
Let me see if we can put a left flask on it, I guess.
That should be a maybe on it.
Oh shit.
Yo, find a fucking lead.
Holy fucking shits.
Jesus, Louisis.
Yeah, I'm deep and I don't know where I am.
I don't know how to do this.
Okay, we found a way.
30 seconds.
Praise.
You know I am so deep and I do know that where I am I became disorientated, yeah I became
It's orientated.
It's orientate.
The ebbs were on my mind.
She told me that word.
Okay, it's a visual? Okay, no.
The fuck is that thing?
I
Chet disoriented as a real wood look it up
Good little bit look at the data's bar go wrong every time
time.
Look, any time I say Nahima Journal Go, it starts recording.
Then I print the important parts in ports in case I get reset.
So it's recording now?
Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
Are you embarrassed?
Hey, Nahima's hanging out with me in an air pocket and she's milking the sponges.
Now I'm obviously embarrassed. Why? Because you seem to think sponges are mammals. Because you've recorded permanent evidence you have a friend, or is it me specifically who's an embarrassment? I have lots of friends.
And they worry about me if I don't show up.
This sponge secretes an antibiotic for me because I feed it.
People think solidarity is something for humans with full bellies.
But they're wrong, Zip. Nature isn't just red in tubes and claw.
There's more going on in the market of violence.
So come down and visit the hot caves with me.
Display a little solidarity.
Good jazz, get on me.
Dude, she wants to get on the jazz, get on the door, but I...
Leave me be, demons!
Leave me be!
Okay, so that cave is insane, it gives you, so not only did it give me Selva, it also
gave me a fucking max slot, which is very nice.
Are you entering this game, it's drowning.
Oh, the only thing that enters this game is like literally the fact that the entire
environment is gonna kill you 24-7 and if you fuck up a single time you just die
and live it all. Yeah. They've done it wrong. The monsters definitely seem like
more attrition style damage whereas the thing is you have to you are forced
constantly to take a leap of faith and kind of commit and when you commit on
hardcore and you start running out of air and you've got no get out of jail
freak out you just died
you understand you cannot instant heal drowning death you understand it's super
dangerous so dangerous so easy to drown
so easy to drown
Okay, we got a chat, we made it, it's parking time, a couple of wire.
It is game parking over baby.
BOOMING!
I can watch things so uncomfortable, yeah so uncomfortable, holy fuck I don't even know that.
Hopefully after a week, which has already been a week, I'm gonna get used to it guys.
That dude is really scripted right?
You're an idiot.
I don't think it's scripted, it's me fucking your mom.
but guaranteed
why'd you either?
cuz i clicked, i did a single misclick
deep into water
if you make a single mistake, deep into water you're dead
Every month I resubscribe for free and I don't eat the same message this
coming for a revenge dude, coming for a revenge
motherfucker
fuck
It's copper in here as well, right?
and
that's it
can't be bonkers and be a yeah
pretty good
and as well as pop this fucking bussy as well.
No, no.
So on, on, on, drop some,
ahhh!
I'm gonna get you guys, I'm gonna get you guys,
I'm gonna...
get you guys!
Retard alone, retard alone, retard alone.
You always can't do that funny.
If you find that funny, you add brain damage.
So now it's not my kid that she had brain damage yesterday, actually.
Or she had stuck to one of that.
She probably didn't tell the world.
Again, not this.
Don't do brain damage shit.
Okay, good shit, good shit.
station battery station battery station I ain't got a battery station I ain't got a
This is a little warranty.
Booming!
Take when can you add a tear to do to remove some only T2S or the agorant voice.
I'd be appreciated.
Take when can you add it to your to-do-to-remove sub-only T2S or the agorant voice.
I'd be appreciated.
So I could redeem my badly-debted by calling you a clown.
77777777
You know that I actually saw that?
Nah, I allowed the T2S to cast Rooks, and it's that much of a nice guy.
Could have easily skipped. You know, I allowed it.
Okay, let's roll out time.
Uh, they're just trying to water full irons.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Should I speak to my network first?
Well, I know what it's gonna do.
I figure you have to build a diorama next to an abyss,
unless you go damn really fast, and up really fast.
I'm guessing that's what it does.
But, like, I have no need for that right now, so I thought, eh, why don't I fly up and try it?
Relax.
I really got to scan this shit right here, yeah, everything's nice, yeah doing this shit
I'm like overgave for the zone chat, I'm overgave for the zone, I got all the shit, oh wow,
Imagine if I died like that, imagine if I died like that, if I couldn't get the bubble.
Holy.
It's like, you know when you get the stuff like chat?
Rise is your bread, that's what that is.
out of sync with everything.
Did that fish just break my bubble? That just happened.
What did I do this?
I did this!
I did this!
Why the fuck is it sending me back?
Did I miss something yet?
I clicked that!
I went in there, went up here, went through here, I did all this.
I came up here, I opened this, I did that.
It was fun. Wait, what?
I did all this.
There's this fucking stupid I know I don't know why they can be go to that but so it's a bug
Wait am I gonna if my old my progression break is I miss something in no way
No way
I've literally progressed all of this.
So where's my time?
I can go to the main quest anyway.
Watch.
I'm going to go to the black box.
Now, let's go through here first.
Look okay
I did it
That's a bug
It's a bug. Shit. I've been through that whole zone. I've done the Noah. I've collected the a scan every single thing in that zone
I've littered every single one of the black boxes
that there's a weird bug that's making it not go away for some reason I'm thinking
that the reason that hasn't gone away is because it goes away once I de-corrupt
the hive I think it'll go away after you de-corrupt the hive it's probably
said that which is kind of weird that they would do it that way but that's
I believe that's when it goes away.
I'm gonna tap that and let's go.
I'm gonna take a turn.
Let's get BanyBany.
Ooh, suspicious user.
LC+++.
Um...
Is that...
Always weeps, bro.
Always fucking weeps.
Always weeps.
Every single one of these guys is a fucking weep profile.
It's like they don't go outside?
or some shit?
So then they don't get sunlights and then they become depressed and then they just hate what streams
What's the word?
I don't understand what it is like the weeds man
You need to sort out your people man
Why are all your people the biggest haters?
What is going on here? Like...
Weaves
I like Dragon Ball Z but god damn
Guys I'm gonna take this off
I can't do it with them
I can do it with the rest of my life but not when I'm gaming
Oh my god, my hand feels free now, bro.
Feels free.
Okay, let's go.
These guys are sassy fuckers fuck.
Dead ass.
They have sassy fuckers fuck.
I'm trying to solve the downfall, it's not a good vibration, it's a price when you're
in your life.
I already got that low.
I'll give him enough of my nipple.
30 seconds.
that's so much so tiny mollyfog
yeah, tiny notch, tiny notch, what we do is, we launch all this shit
this is what happens when you know what you're doing
Now I know what I'm doing, watch this.
Destroy all clankers.
That's the last one.
Help!
I don't know what you could find there as transmission alert. Return to the lightwalk in your coming months.
Where's the last canker thing?
I don't fucking see it.
I can't see the last ganker. Did I do it too fast?
Oh my god, bros!
Oh
That is just watching the line.
Look at that.
That is just watching the line.
Watch the line.
Look over that black box, where is it there?
I
So you can't fix it
trying to turn it kids
Listen, Esteem, Bloom isn't Maysfield. What's wrong? Bloom isn't Maysfield
It hurts
Sorry, don't listen mom
Kill me for dying again
Am I done?
I'm trying to follow it man, where the fuck does it go?
It must be this way.
I can't see where it's going to be.
There it is.
There it is.
We have speedrunning.
There it is.
Wait, we have speedrunning?
Guess now I figured something new mechanic out as well by the way. Check this out.
You made it! I figured it on a whole new mechanic!
Oh my god look at this new mechanic, I'm gonna pick it up.
Fucking stupid ass slug ass, it's doing moooooooove!
Oh my god god god god god god.
There you go
These slugs, bro. These slugs. I need to calm down. I need to relax.
I need to relax.
So that's high stress situations, man. They, you know, they just fucking,
just like, just want to fucking stop punching some stupid little slugs in the head, bro.
Get ready to just punch some motherfuckers in the head.
Okay, focus up. We got some cankets to kill out here.
The peak viral bloom is produced by an infected angel comb.
It contains useful adaptations, but it must be cleared of virus.
One of the juveniles feeding into the creature.
Whoa, what remains?
This is my second time doing this and that was not intuitive.
You really can listen to this, you see Sang Juvenile.
Oh
The fuck is can't get
I'm not sure what that is.
It's actually a negative part of your success instinct.
That's right.
Lane got it.
You taking notes, Jack?
Are you taking notes?
Are you taking notes?
What's up?
Oh, no way.
I got another one.
another one
That's it.
Let me in! Let me in!
Let me in! Let me in!
Detective detected. Searching for useful sequences.
Attempting huge proteins.
Fuckin' speedrun!
We are survived. Elevated water tests.
Fuckin' speedrun, baby!
Are you takin' notes?
Are you takin' notes? Hardcore, permanent death.
World delete, by the way. Let's fuckin' go!
The automatic advisor has transmitted an alert.
Return to the life port and get your convenience.
Woohoo! Woo!
That was crazy, bro
I was the one in from dead and then I framed with the hand move bro. Did you see the hand move?
I knew I was gonna die there if I didn't just send it and I just fucking send it
I sent that shit. I sent that shit cuz I knew that you'd get HP
Oxygen because I would noted like if I put my hand in the jet you get a full reset that will your stats to max
So I just, I was like, okay, this is the last tank, how we break it and we fucking go in.
We deep dick that shit.
Boom.
And uh, you don't wait down for me.
No, I was just gonna use my bag in the bag, but I get tub of fucking headshot here for this.
That's a lot of salvage.
That's a lot of salvage.
Good, good guys going.
Oh my god, it's fucking going everywhere, bro. Help.
He's fucking squirting. Okay, I just load it up there.
Nice.
Nice. Very nice.
Very nice
Huh
Huh
You can really utilize that you guys you don't even need any food technically if you if you're good enough
You understand
and we will get relaxed, relaxed, relaxed, relaxed.
Guys, how do you guys feel about this fact that this doesn't fit?
It's not like it's a perfect spot there to run.
It's just off.
That irritates me, but you know, whatever it is, what it is, it's life. Life is a perfect little thing.
Okay, perfection.
You can't just move them, bro, unfortunately.
That's whatever even that tube just doesn't.
It's just off center, bro.
I don't know why, it just is.
It is what it is.
Life is dim and not perfect, that's what makes it look beautiful. That's what- yeah, true.
It's beautiful that my, uh, things are fine.
T. Ruby, armored.
Lead pilot.
Partial voice station.
We have to grow!
America!
We are apparently caught up.
Do you remember the flight to the cicada?
Before you were scammed into storage.
Ruby kept maneuvering the shuttle wildly.
and then apologizing to the passengers.
I don't know how you felt about it.
Personally, I was charmed.
She finds her work intoxicating,
and that's what life is all about.
Loving what you do.
Single location uploaded to your PDA.
We're deep in the in-game, boys.
Deep in the in-game.
Drink glass. Yeah, I know dude.
I was just thinking about that glass drink situation again just now.
That's scary as fuck.
I was thinking about buying this one. I'm gonna buy it.
I'm gonna buy this one. I'm gonna buy this one. I'm gonna buy this one. It takes two seconds
and uh you know just keeps your character fit.
How does that work? Do you just fall?
Why does it not fall? I'm just saying that. Imagine swimming horizontally
into one of these areas and then what it doesn't get through. Do you just fall onto the ground?
They think you would have to crawl in every time or something.
I don't know you do you step in I don't know you just well you lost the leg that's gonna
skips in you just lean I don't know how that would work just thinking about it now it's
Okay, anyway, boom, boom!
Should we get the turbine, sit up?
guys, I don't have saving time
So instead of getting all the mats and bring them out with me, what I'm doing is I'm moving
over there first.
You guys are building it. I mean I don't know how you don't understand this. It's kind of basic really. It's kind of basic logic.
The smart chest range doesn't go that long, Chad. Do you want to see how that works?
I can't build it, I can't build it, I can't build it, I can't build it, I can't build
it, I can't build it.
Oh, can't build it.
That's why I build the two mines at the end and I move them.
Yeah, you see.
I don't know if you see the 8k56 and see this is like 5,614
Really?
Yeah, I'm gonna do it again Janice is gonna freak you out. I'm about to do it again. I'm about to do it again boys
I'm about to do it again. Am I crazy? Oh my god. He's building these and it's not even in the water
Cancel mode move.
What is he?
Lindo?
Is he crazy?
Oh wait, it's just time efficient, bro.
Speedrun strats.
Just take notes, bro.
Instead of typing question mark, question mark, question mark.
Type, like, you're an intelligent guy, you know?
I can let a thing to you.
So I lose my base now, baby.
Wow, it's really...
Welcome aboard.
I have a lot of bonus power there, right?
So we get it.
Okay, now with that locked in, we can now go...
Oh, am I getting the mask for it?
Moonpool.
So I want this thing to be a little my fucking thing.
They're gonna be annoying being in the middle of my thing, what do you guys reckon?
He he he.
Put it in the corner.
I
Got to do a tiny little
You do a big little
I could do an extension for this thing, do I didn't extend it for the moon pool?
Uh
Could just have this could just change to the moon pool I could just extend this to a tube right so I could go
Builder tool believe that turn this into a corridor
They make a room
I think I'm pro.
Bruh.
That sucks.
Okay, okay.
This will extend the room out.
Fuck it, this will extend the room out.
Well, I know what to do. I'll build the room. I'll do this.
Right, little moonball area.
Get to me.
Nice and glass.
Not bad, eh?
Not bad.
I love the moon zone.
The moon zone.
It doesn't really need lights, but I need some lights.
Look at that sweet gym lighting, bro.
Whoa!
Oh, now I cook it.
Look at this.
I don't need...
I think I've got the thing that built it yet, though.
Why, having the move ball, I just realized the move ball in the middle is kind of cool.
Ah, you know what?
If the move ball in the middle is kind of cool actually, because then you actually just jump in
and you go whatever direction you want.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe move ball actually goes in the middle.
Wait, I might be wrong for this.
Okay, that's still a cool area, regardless, I made a little cool area, this is kind of
an interesting space.
I could have multiple, I could have the vehicle moon pool and I could have the moon pool for
myself.
Or I could have my own moon pool.
Oh dude, that kinda makes sense, right? My own move pool.
That's why I just jump in and out, bang.
Alright, boom, man, I'm out, boom, I'm in and out, you know, I'm just...
I'm locked in.
Yeah...
The human-sized move pool. Oh, bruh, it's fucked up.
I'm going in and I'm in my base just chillin and then I have this for, it's kind of to
see shit whatever I don't know I don't know yet doesn't matter let's just put it down
we have two mimbles it's like on my vehicle bay and I got my human bay there's no another
This is a lotting of this bitch, isn't it?
I don't want to make it like a sterile environment, though.
I'm gonna nuke.
I'll get a little nuke out here, apparently.
You might need one attach me
What is that to nuke bro, it's a nuke you got nukes in your bag a nuke in my base
You wish you had one of these.
Yeah, we're gonna do this.
What the fuck is the point of the surface if it can't be...
What's the point of a nook if you can't place things on it?
What?
Ah, whatever.
Definitely lottery here now, isn't it?
I can really see more shit.
Look at that extra endowapta float going on with all these moon pulls.
I mean, yep, it's not bad.
Hey, that's fucking roll.
I'm gonna get into the black box.
How come I- I feel like I had the...
I feel like I had the...
Subnautica machine on my play-
previous playthrough at this point.
Ah, what am I?
Ah, what do you want to call that?
I feel like I had my, uh...
You drive it around?
Yeah, I'm talking about.
up. Alright, 10 seconds.
I make zealots because it doesn't require me to farm any visual.
Good.
Okay.
It's gaming time.
Oh wait a minute Nostal.
Welcome aboard.
I know almost as gamey time, I realize.
I need fucking batteries.
I need a fucking battery chapter as well.
I'm a good ass.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I went to this black box with one of the moonpole machines.
This is the we're going to the taphole landing space now, and I would have got it and then came back right because I
would have picked up too much stuff on the way or some shit.
I mean the hangars go pretty hard and you got like tons of mobility tech with this.
Oh, that's cool.
Kara!
There were rumors out there on the TSF when it spread so they could take over the steps.
I don't know about that.
And it hit us so fast, it did really ride on the outside of our ships.
Although the spores just... fly through space.
We called it Karaal, the Curse.
Not all of us spoke Mongolian, but who in that world?
It started with the Carpets Tvarulga, and monsters would grow.
If you didn't have nanos, they would grow in you too.
We had to leave everything.
Now this, the virus that fills the ocean and fills our blood.
We thought it was Karama first, but it's not a bacterium.
How can a virus cross between alien species?
Now he prefers to explain it to me.
I cannot understand how such a gifted young woman carries such pastures.
Or why she seeks me out.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
Oh, there it is.
Hey, I'm out!
Tampo unlocked, GG noobs.
Can we step back to base with the Tampo?
Step back to base or what? We go back?
Was that simple?
Wait, what's this? Wait, what's this? What's this? Hello?
Fuck some copper gruff, I'm not gonna do it.
Uh, what's better? Quartz is better than copper, right? I mean copper is better than quartz.
I've already got this.
It's all about rarity, right? It's all about rarity.
damn that's a tank, that's for sure, let's go
I think that was just getting me the tap home right back with that one there.
Give me those vahzens if you kill them.
I'm killing multiple of vahzens today bro, don't worry about it, multiple of them today.
Zero deaths.
Off it all baby.
What the fuck man?
You fucking relax.
Oops, I was never gonna see close.
Let's just wait some course and I don't want to.
Back to the scuba center, make a tadpole.
No way, gives me the next location, which is the tadpole facility, which I don't even need to wait for him.
I can just go there. It's the heat area behind the crab, where I already know where that is. It's that direction.
So I already know where to go, what I'm doing.
Boom.
I'm fucking locked in. I'm locked in.
Brainfrogs? They have the past mate. Think of the past.
Guys, the way you die is like that same mob that did 0 damage, right?
He breaks my ship, deep underwater, I have no oxygen, or I'm stuck at a little oxygen
source and I have to try to make a leap of faith to try and get out, and I don't get
out and I just die.
That's how you die.
Or, like, you die via attrition.
The whole point is to suffocate you and to make you scared, because you start panicking,
you don't know where to go, you're lost, there's walls above you.
You can't get out.
Dead.
That's how you die sometimes.
You don't die.
Oh, I aggroed two mobs and then died.
Now, I do think that some of the mobs probably could be buffed a little bit.
Those big ones there feel like they do do a little bit of low damage.
I'll give you that much.
Those ones there do, the amount of vehicle damage there is decent as fuck, but the amount
of play damage they deal is like, okay, it's a bit.
a little bit questionable.
Shit, I'm not a tutorial and I'm popping the fuck off.
Or just take notes, man. Just take notes.
Okay.
Build mode, taphole.
Silver ingot, that's easiest.
Fuck.
Low.
Stop, stop, candle!
Oh
We don't have no silver
No silver. No, no, no, okay. It's funny because I saw that's a little before and then I couldn't get it
Now I can't I can't dude. Yeah, what over there 100 meters away. There's nothing
Did I move my mimble out there should I session where should we move it?
That could be where the moonball is. Oh wait, maybe it won't let me do it.
Ah, move mode.
Huh?
We can't go move on the moonball, apparently, can't you?
Yeah, moonball on the roof would be sick. I don't know why they don't let you have that.
I mean, this should be the reason why you can't make the first run.
Okay, we look for a little additional zone ahead.
Am I grading, kid?
Am I grading?
We can't go out there, right?
We'll get a second one.
Ain't no way there's a run here.
Haven't had that shot.
Alright, let's go, I got enough.
What?
I was wishing now that you may.
So we built Earth 2 on exact replica and scientists base.
I'm sure he did.
Why did they make February Drivers in storage?
Why did they make February Drivers in a base and then add a crafting table that uses its own inventory?
I'm confused what you're saying, it pulls from the processor, it can pull from the processor.
I think it's great, but it's not as great games as I love having an inventory, you kind
of have to know where stuff is sometimes, but then for the most part, you kind of, you
know what stuff does and when you go and you grab it and you load it up.
I love it when it draws, like craft enables it to draw from your chest to the best, best, best, best in class.
Change my mind.
Oh wait, you cannot.
Perfect.
Um...
Oh wait, I need this.
I need a copper ingot
What do I try to make a second processor
But that counts as a chest you understand I don't I don't need to remove that but I did
I
Couldn't be time you dashed the athletic run service to launch put it on I
Already been doing that. What do you mean?
What if I deserve it? I've been maybe I'm not doing it. Maybe I'm launching the size you're describing that I've been launching
I need to cut that in good.
I said I'm already doing it.
Can we each of them at this?
Okay, that's definitely a little bit of...
That's definitely a little bit of...
Yeah, it's definitely a bit of a...
I mean, it's a little bit of a...
10 island I mean I mean I know my death board either after
Bro if you any of the service of the water you cannot die
Any any service water tickets are relevant the way you die is on the ground
Oh, it's my little land here can be bad vehicle fabricator welcome aboard
It's not working yet. It's not working. No, I thought this was a cool idea. Nooooooooo!
Okay. Alright, fuck this. He's gonna do this. Here's what it is. I mean, I tried to do some
wait off me to shit yeah but I was one big ass take fucking pole bro
no try to do stronghold base you know but we all biggest dick yeah it's the
biggest dick it can go
can you like this disabled snapping or something am I chirping
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait moon pool, it's you guess it huh?
Hey, that's how you fix now
of a long boy but you know that's a that's yo w
Okay, do I want the dog there?
Maybe they care.
See where I'm going to get out.
Maybe they care.
We'll keep it on the side, though.
Oh, yeah, that's how we do that.
oh come on man wait what I gotta do with an off-ramp how we jump here
what am I yeah what the fuck
how am I gonna jump from the other side of the side
wait from this side
wait you can jump it from that side but not this side what's welcome aboard
get from me, get from with that buddy
do we need a power cell, one system fucking battery and some of the bullshit with this
uh, power cell, strong acid, that's easy, we just process some shit, right?
ah, some weird fucking thing which I haven't done
the pro like can this scam for that
nahhh I cannot
damn bro
It's just necrolite, I was needing necrolite, but you go on as the fuck I get that from
it.
I know what it looks like, it's some weird shit.
When I see it in the wild I'll be like, oh, should I need that.
But I don't remember, I don't recall where I looted that shit from in the past.
You said memes? I'm explaining with the sampled news. Guys, it's not memes. It's a meme singular.
No, I just got one sound effect and it's from my PoE thing. I decided to spam it.
It's ironic though. Okay, to be clear, it's ironic.
It's not. I'm lost. Okay, guys.
I gotta twist it.
It's ironic!
I'm not picking up on that, I don't have to tell you, mate.
If I'm gonna say Zuma Slang, it's ironic.
If I'm gonna say Zuma Santa Vic, it's ironic.
So eventually it becomes an ironic thing.
I'm just doing it.
I'm very much aware.
Okay, well...
Um, does that little bozo fucking AI guy have a quest for me or?
It's good talk to him. I should build a nil on my base to fucking up to your book and over there like
Bill one sure it was bill
That's a couple why
Hey wait, maybe that's where I can put him
Maybe you can be in the spot. Come on be in the nook. He goes in the nook
Good
Wait, they're called nooks, right? Nooks?
But it just looks like nook to me, so I'm just... it's a nook to a nook.
Okay, I think I got a new quest for me, man. What?
Okay, I know where to go. I know where to go anyway.
It's the area with the heat that I couldn't go, right? Because I got the heat adaptation.
This is a roll.
Oh my god, go on there without a fucking...
Oh, that thing is unhinged.
I got no, like, things like, way to go chat, I'm just going.
That's Alpha as fuck, right?
The Zuma words are already a part of your vernacular.
are already a part of your vernacular. You're cooked now, Unk.
Get ass, girl.
He's like, fuck off, man!
Leave me alone!
How far has this guy come off to me right now?
Yo, get the fuck off!
There's be an aggro limit on that motherfucker, man.
Look for those Sirelli Sys things.
Chad, be on the lookout.
Oh.
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
Shit!
Oh, what the fuck?
Your iron is in there before?
Wait, what the hell are you? I'm on the new moon!
He's warning.
When we make wind.
Fault.
The gold is a productive, courageously-sistant feedstock for advanced electronics, culturally-relevant,
Activational fact
The fuck is this thing out of my turtleneck, man? I'm getting Kale burn out!
That's how we get back. Dude, there should be a John R. Stort again, man.
Oh, fuck.
Okay, we got gold.
We're still kind of cooked, though, because we do not have...
What's that shit called?
The whatever the hell that strong ass it just from
Well, there it is bro, that's that's the movement
Oh, yeah
Explaining for what the fuck is that?
Dude, what, dude, that is some, dude, this is some, bruh, that's like a fucking 12-year-old
man, what is that?
Ah!
Ah!
Dude, the fuck, dude, get out of here with that.
QB Blacklist!
Emote!
Not a fucking hell!
look for the boys the acid
I
Do this little tailing shit in our name
Can't look for like yes horse
This oxygen talent, which lets you just like chill, is gigabit.
The oxygen efficiency decreased.
30 seconds.
Ah!
30 seconds.
Oh my god, where did these guys come from?
Bro, I was like, what is that noise, how did they get this new mechanics?
Now what is this?
I think they're right by something they've just got me blasting.
Oxygen efficiency decreased.
We are going down into the Hawkeye cave, we'll rally at the base camp and sink with the bio bed, then we search for Zip Scrolls as deep as we can go, if we feel anything down there we'll check it out, calm way, maybe Ami is right, maybe the planet will tell us where to go next, what's the point of that?
One way or another, we're all going to live, even you, Errol.
I'm coming back for you.
30 seconds.
Am I retarded? Am I retarded? Am I retarded? Am I retarded?
Oxygen.
Holy shit!
Where's the scuba kit that I was going to use if I couldn't see it?
Where's the scuba kit that I was at?
Yeah, there it is.
It definitely feels wrong to have to be as deep as I am today with no submarine thing.
Pioneers in the first contact scenario face two terrifying possibilities.
That they are alone, or that they are not.
30 seconds.
Bruh. This place is fucked up. I don't understand why the fuck can I get my tadpole, bro?
Where are these stupid-ass things, man? I need these fucking blunts. I need them now.
where are these fucking plants oxygen efficiency decreased
it's me fucking blind
I
Can't do it today. I can't find the things
Not today buddy, not today!
Is this gonna close though?
Holy shit, I got some high bear!
I got some fucking high bear, but I am out in the open!
I got some fucking high bear, baby!
Whoa! If I go to 45 degree angle, I have to hide in the car.
That's kind of good, that's kind of good, that is a lot of sulphur!
Oh, wow. It's a lot of sulfur on the ground now.
Dude, if I was like an acid plant, this is where I'd fucking be.
It's no acid plant.
Okay, Jeff, where would this acid plant bleed?
Uh, let me take him. This is a rhetorical question.
I'm thanking him to myself.
Okay, it must be before this.
It's before the sun. They don't expect you to go here without a taphole.
I think the reason why Noah hasn't given me my next quest is because I haven't got the taphole.
Thanks for what it is.
That is Terraria. Terraria is done on Abro. I beat that will of Flesh. I'm on High Mode
The game is a joke, Xenia is absolutely destroyed.
Welcome aboard.
Xenia is absolutely destroyed.
If you're trying to get banned from Moonblood, then yeah.
But it'll pretty keep topping.
Okay, why can I track the plot?
What do you think yet?
Let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think, let me think,
okay, signals.
I think it's gonna be near the angel cone.
That's where it's gonna be, right?
I must have missed it when I was speedrunning.
Where else could it be?
I'm speedrunning, yeah.
This is speedrunning.
You gotta tell me what's going on, mate.
You gotta lock in.
Okay, we're looking for like a weird looking plant.
It's like a weird looking plant.
like kind of like spiky so that has not been a single moment where I have not
been DTF okay not one like I am permanently DTF like permanently at any
point in time like bro any point in time Abby's fucking down bro okay I'm
hitting it okay I'm what I'm saying is like I don't understand these guys who
don't have sex. Like how could you not be permanent as a man?
Log in bro, log in.
if you can't look at it, it can't hurt you oh oh hello hello there it is fucking you
it that's why I put it that's why I put it on there for you bro that's why I put
But that's why the Anacog thing doesn't scare me.
I'm in the dead skin.
And I wonder what they're up to.
I can't believe.
But what is this?
So you know something good today bro.
Oh wow, this is how you're going to get us on a Grand Theft Auto again.
I always cosmetic
how would they put these in and kind of go in
I guess it's supposed to be the runes of your ship or something but I mean
put them to let down and kind of go in man
Oh, yeah, no wonder, cause like, after I got the fucking jelly things, a little bit late
for that, isn't it, buddy?
Stupid ass no way to get rid of it.
Stupid ass situation, last bitch.
Wow, this is infinite, okay, so this is where you get them.
That's it.
I don't know if you can tell, but I want to come here again.
Wheeee!
Why is it missing solid chile?
Is this rage bait?
I challenge you progress faster than I have in the time at the playtime that I have yeah
you will fail you will fail you will fail you will fail
I went and already finished the game if I didn't fucking die to a fucking misclick
guys you know that I had to restart the game I restarted cuz I fucking died I fucking died
Chad I fucking died all my progression put the lead in which is why I'm back in the static it guys my playtime is like a one-hour
Playtime bro. I am a one-hour playtime and I my base is this advanced
Okay, one hour one hour plus whatever I played today
So two hours plus one at three hours playtime three hours playtime and boom
I'm making a fucking chat poll
Boom that fast
There's the acid.
Here it comes.
Here it comes.
Is this dynamically update?
It does.
each step oh dumb baby
booming
I look at you printed
that's a pretty cheap animation right that it's like get the actual animation just gonna
make it blue
This guy is fucking idiot.
I have a special request, investigator.
I can't call it personal because I'm not a person.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, do I take an instrument block?
block now it's like two waters and we'll take two mid kits and then we show I
need oh dude we gotta put a thing on the back of the temple as well
I'm literally going so fast, by the way, like the fire, like this is probably a world
work with speed room right now. Fuck it. Can you believe these motherfuckers?
Can you believe these motherfuckers?
Alphact gifted a tier 1 Sub to Stoice Feak.
They have given 60 gift subs in the channel.
You are free now.
I checked the leaderboards earlier, no one on the mentally disabled leaderboard is faster
What does it mean? Shit, shoot!
Kill Adam, let's kill Adam.
I should have the thing in here then.
Beautiful, babe!
We stopped scrambling the road.
Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
He really is in the new store facilities.
Okay, I just wanted to do that by the way, so we're getting...
Oh, down side of the wide thing is we can't access this.
Welcome aboard.
They cringe, they cringe.
That's a lot of sulfur. Now we just need to wipe our sulfur very much.
We can just do a sulfur at this point.
Okay, my real is looking real fucking tight boys. They're looking real tight. Let's just go make ways now make ways make ways
go
Do not get distracted by resources
Do not get distracted by real is no
It's a little salt man, that's a lot of salt. Ah, that's too big a something man. I can't not get that bro
Okay, now I want you to shred it.
Now I'm gonna...
You just know I'm gonna need that salt later, right?
Like, you gotta know I'm gonna need to do something.
It's like, I'm gonna be salt required.
I'm gonna have fucking salt.
Then I'm gonna be salty, bro.
I just left those salt mounts just sitting there
Welcome board captain
Oops, sorry. I mean a board captain
Oops Freudian slip
You aren't bored. Are you captain?
Unless you are
Oh well have fun gathering copper and scuttling away from anything dangerous
Be good
Gotta grab tub out of them.
Oh my god.
Shit.
What do you mean by that?
What does she mean by that?
Nice damage hits, it was my hat bro.
Danger, danger, danger, Queen Robbins, and danger, danger, danger.
Oxygen.
Welcome aboard, Captain.
This is the superior agent on the back.
Candidate Password, Password's deep inside some caves.
I don't need this, it's just a tiny one.
Why is it scannable?
I'm compelled to scan it in it's cannibal.
That's how I'm built.
And so here, nine survivors of habitat with me.
Tuva went back to habitat and
a marrow breach took Ruby.
I don't know if she'll be reprinted.
I've heard her die so many times.
But this time, she's gotta be up there somewhere.
How the fuck can I turn off can I turn off?
Can I turn off like
All the temples are gone
Sophie and the Hema took the last two. We're stuck. We voted a to one
We're going to go down into the hot caves. We all feel a pull there
We know it's a maze field hallucination. Yes twinkle. We know but
Yes, and if we ask the world for help, maybe it'll answer and it's not all crazy
There's a bio bed at the base camp and sick
as it died at the bottom of that cave. She had a curl-tide access key that could get us through this lock.
If you find this, we had to do south-west of the hot caves. Hang on, Ruby.
Can I have a little book?
Okay, wait. South-west to the hot caves.
Okay, I remember where I remember what it was like. Okay, I know what it is
It's a bunch of holes in the ground you go deep as fuck. There's about like 15
We've got 15 dead people down here. There's infinity black boxes
Did every single thing, I find, have already-
10 years to make this DLC. I think you could abide combat this faster than that squinny
I don't understand it
Dude, I don't understand anyone
Do you guys have brain damage?
Hey, you can survive again, Jack.
Hey, you can survive again, it's...
Saldana is one of the original games that got me into survival games, period, like, and this is, this feels like...
Oh, wait a minute, my fucking guy!
I just wanna suck me down, bruh, I just wanna suck me down.
Oh, I'm afraid for that.
Let it go!
I thought my tabo got sucked away, I thought my tabo got sucked away, bro.
Okay, my PDA, she can be...
Yeah.
Alright, she can be...
South.
to extreme circumstances your scanner can riff access codes from the black boxes of
higher ranking colonists
south-west
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
I don't know.
Motherfuckers. Wait, maybe I can find it myself though.
Sounds waste.
I might as well be here.
Yo, it's right there!
I need to carry beacons around me, bro. That's where I'm gonna go.
Is that way noise?
Oh
Captain.
The Nomadic Advisor has transmitted the Earth.
Return to the life port at your convenience.
Roof cylinder
Tonight is really good. Oh fuck it'd be real bad
If I got no go away from my ship
Like this fire in the water.
Am I bad?
Okay, we got it.
hear that?
heck, fucking little personal cast of the chat
how do I do it? how do I do it?
I'm so aware of my surroundings chat
any single white... give me one pixel of telegraph
give me a single audio byte
I'm gonna I will conceive a chat you understand me
Nothing goes by this guy nothing
I'm too locked in baby. I'm too locked in
Okay, good shit. Okay, this little Noah's got a little quest for me. Okay, I believe
I can already do the upgrade because I got so much lithium on the way. I don't have a
bias left side when it was and stuff. Check this out, boys. Uh, little some some midi-gaming
take check this out so you got up you don't have a repeal right how do you
repeat your thing check this out
welcome aboard
okay
welcome aboard
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Hahaha.
Dedicated core.
Can't wait to run into need.
Dedicated core.
Two first dealing guns.
here. No!
Okay, what's this little bitch got for me?
I'd investigate. There are nine other black boxes down there. Something went terribly wrong.
Partial voice data retrieved.
One more thing. Zip's black box signal indicates she never reprinted. Code C66.
Lovely. Alright, I know about this.
Okay, that thing's reprinted. You'll have to see it.
You fucking stupid.
Perfect.
Those are in scuba ring and chat right now, Chad. Relax, relax, relax.
I should use new batteries. How do I not have a battery generator actually? At this point, I must have, right?
Put the whole of the cowacelle carnival to the tomb.
Oh, I'm going to get something in.
Beautiful.
Now easily.
What?
The fuck is this?
That's not what I want.
Not what I want.
I need the one that charges batteries, mate.
Look at all this weird shit I got.
Look at all this weird, I got a fucking dick or a wall bin, sludge wall unit, roof listening
dish, roof antenna.
We got all this like cosmetic shit, but we got no...
The
The rip current sucked your tadpole
Show us your tadpole king
Show us your tadpole king
Show us your tadpole king
Show us your tadpole king
I'm gonna spend that guy check out a bunch of half-faked batteries man
not ideal okay so wait we got blast deal aim got one we need some sort of
dedicated core thing what is that system chip that's where I get
That's how we do it. That's how we do it. It's done already, boys. I am the somnotic
God on my chat. This is insane.
Holy fuck, I'm the Subnautica beast.
I'm the beast of Subnautica.
Okay, so what I need to do when we go to this area, the hardest thing is water.
So we come down with double water.
We bring Hella food with us as well.
Uh, this is for me. I thought it was Nutrient Blocks, man.
Let me just take some of these nutrient blocks.
It takes like a 1 second to just do this.
Dude!
What the fuck!
Man!
Bro, what the fuck!
Fuck you, bitch!
Fuck!
Fuck you, bitch!
Dude!
I'm trying to relax.
Dude!
Dude!
you bitch fuck fuck you bitch dude I'm trying to relax yeah you're out of
fucking just jump-scaring me bro
what is that what did they just pass us in that had never happened to me yesterday
no once
I'm just having to be like fucking three times now that I just grabbed your ass, I don't know
where.
Welcome aboard.
Bye bye Maxing.
Food.
Welcome aboard.
Father Maxing
Welcome aboard
Hey, one of the chat if you like some more to turn I was gonna confirm you guys that you'd like right there
I've seen a lot of haters is just weird one of the chat if you like some more to come
I
It's a lot of a like it you guys an idiot's a hating man
I don't know what to tell you just use people who hate us. I'm not a kid like guys
It's game super
You don't like it you get depressed probably like let's not get a twisted you are pro you are probably depressed if you don't like
Soda to
All you have a massively different taste in video games, which then it's like I mean do why you are complaining dude
Like you've got a bespoke taste in games, you only got to play a certain type of game.
You can't handle a nuance, and it's not required to play a game like this.
Bro, it is what it is.
You've got a small brain. You've got a small ass brain.
There's nothing wrong with the meaning there.
Your brain's tiny.
It's a pony, there's another guy, people are complaining about it, we need to check them.
Uh, check their head that is.
Too many, too many.
Enough, enough.
Okay, uh, but we'll take two make-hits, four waters, three foods, all right we're going
in, this is it, we're going deep dick, boys.
This area is totally fucked and it almost killed me last time.
But not this time, baby.
I'm up against him, right?
Wait, this is going to be something good.
I'm hearing a deer.
Let's go!
Let's gooooo!
Let's gooooo!
Fuckin' extra inventory system!
fucking extra inventory space uh it's my it's my bar
i will tell you i got a base 665 nahima wanted to meet tomorrow as she imagines she's the
devil in on my shoulder but she's not as funny as she thinks you do you think i'm funny correct
that the human is very funny you never have any life in these logs you never say i think
why so now my ecology scales about the life of people as well as zooplankton oh i love people
it's humans i can't say for sure about me tell me about the humans and it does jubilee group is
feeding off the land what would happen to the ecosystem this place is missing the primary
reproduction it needs to survive. It's hanging on by a thread. Eating dead matter. If we
fish and forage, the trophic pyramid just collapses faster.
That's not possible. There's so much life.
Life sustained by its own rot. It's a pyramid scheme.
I know we have to build a colony here. You know to include secret. Nobody's coming to
save us. How do we complete the mission if the coral gardens are dying?
Did you think I just meant the Oro Gardens?
Oh, what the fuck? Wait, who was she talking to?
Wait, Sophie Boucher is talking to the terrorist. Wait, is that the main terrorist?
That had to be the main terrorist, right? Who else would talk like that?
Did you think I just meant this? Like, she's implying like, I'm gonna fucking take out all the humans with scum.
We need to kill all humans as well.
That's what legit what you get ass just said.
She dead ass said, you need to kill all humans.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard captain.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Okay, do not get distracted.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Welcome aboard.
Retard, retard, welcome aboard, retard, 30 seconds, low on IQ, I mean oxygen, I mean IQ,
Blow I mean oxygen.
30 seconds.
Blow IQ.
Blow on IQ.
Blow on IQ.
I IQ.
I mean oxygen.
Welcome aboard plumber.
The sauna is yours.
Welcome aboard plumber.
Welcome aboard.
the sun is yours
i've been subbed for 80 months
on god
guys who's next
you stupid bitch
I better shoot my guy instead of getting inside the thingy like this and put my- what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Hold it, fuck.
This thing's still attached, right?
It's attached as you know.
That was a fucking high man.
I don't know why I forced myself to access M11A2, I should have my bag filled up and then go.
I'm just going to get through the zone that I've already beaten before and then we're
officially progressing but I am almost progressed by the way it's literally going to get black
boxes, right? It's going to get black boxes. Um, I don't want to play, I'll go right to
lift after get black boxes this is the place we should live down here I'll
convince you all to but you want new flavors to cook the jelly rings are
full of sap it tastes like fermented caramel dr. Wu the vent organisms are
Primary producers know I needed to grow them nutritionists sustain myself John the Rock Boys fractures go down into volcanic bedrock
Don't you want to see how far?
So if you and your minions are so tough you should try living in boiling water
Mantis boss you wanted a safer place to park the bio beds for right here, and it's got free geothermal power
Sophie you're afraid will provoke the tailings
I've been visiting for weeks and they'll never come down here. They're afraid of it
Nihima, oh girl, you hate this place, because it means you're wrong.
This world is a fit for humans.
We can thrive here.
Calm down and see.
I can hear the whole planet.
Connection to black box, this should be happening.
Wait, what? Okay, I can't access it, but it doesn't work.
I'm sorry, Captain.
The game is wrong.
We can flourish here.
We just have to help.
30 seconds.
Can you hear it? I can hear it.
Wait, is it?
Wait, maybe it's tripping somewhere else.
and
Welcome aboard Captain.
of
Oh
someone down here. They lost someone down here. Her name was Sid. She became irreversibly
contaminated and she had to be reset. Rolled back. Months of her life gone. I printed her
French in Street Bay 3. I remember that. Seizura. After that, they built a camp here to monitor
people coming out of the caves for viral infection. Around 235,000 hours ago, nine colonists went down
to look for zips or black box. They all died down there. Only two of them reprinted. Twinkle
and Gansel. I've retrieved the logs. I don't like what I hear. Oh god, what happened to me bro?
I
Dropped my air tanks reprinted myself here and I waited for the others
But they won't print no one says they're contaminated
Maybe I can help
Yeah, those first in the queue
No, I clear Ganzo to print
No, uh, listen to me
No, it didn't listen
No, I didn't listen
Oh, man. I was... I gave my hair to a dead crab.
You all lost it. I think the hot wire triggered your main field.
Is everyone okay?
No.
No. No, how bad.
No one marked everyone after you. Do not reprint. It's just us now.
Whoa.
No one marked everyone after you do not reprint it's just us now
No, I'm here. I'm sorry
Yes, I'll come with you. Where do we start?
If she risks she'd print in sleep a three but
I've never been outside before, Ganzo. I'm not adapted. I don't even have fins.
We can't. I can't make you wait, Dace. Not if I'm unreliable. We have to find that you willy.
We'll come back for her, okay?
Yeah.
Captain.
Yeah. We'll come back.
subtle oh yeah he's a spoiled alert wait so god i want to see the crap of the
fucking thing on it dude there's a crap of the i want to see the gas i want to
see the fucking mask on the crab dude
It's stuck.
Just go ahead.
Find the key.
I'll reprint somewhere.
Please come on.
I'm sorry.
It's still here.
It's stuck.
Just go ahead.
Find the key.
I'll reprint somewhere.
It's stuck. Just go ahead, find the key. I'll reprint somewhere. Please, tell mom I'm sorry.
Can you hear it?
It's in the hole.
It's in the hole.
Ahhhhh!
Come on, tight lava.
You don't see that on the surface.
It was holding out on me.
Wow.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
I think I know if there's also a thing up here but why is it worse?
What was that?
What are these fucking randomized PDAs are they like written logs is that like future
There would be more lore there or something in the future.
There's nothing on them.
There's like one more area.
I thought there was one more zone.
And I already found an extra zone.
It would be an additional one.
It's basically zipped by a different guy, and he ended up dying.
Are there weird ominous holes going to this hole?
There's so much water, bro. Let me know if there's water.
Ah, we got the code, right? We got the code? We got the code, haven't we, Chad?
We got the code. Let's go. Wait, I didn't get the code!
Didn't I get the code from the just the bottom area?
I missed the code.
There's so many little holes in this guys man.
Okay, I'm gonna try this water now, this is water.
Okay, am I fucking retarded?
Actually, I think I'll be in here, right?
Oh my god, I'm gonna crank it up.
oh my goodness it's a flashlight dude it's just a flashlight oh you can actually read these
I've not went as you eat the jelly yet other things the stuff with heat chip proteins like
oh what the fuck I did not know you could read those I thought that was just like early access
Jank that I get to be implemented. It's so un-intuitive.
Should we look on that?
Okay, I'm dead. I'm guns.
Do you think I missed it in that deep cave?
But I don't know what the fuck the deep cave was at this point dude.
Oh my god.
My tree tired dude.
Okay this is a big spire.
Here it is.
Do you think I missed it right here?
Warning, maximum death rate, all damage committed.
Chat, this is like where chat baited me like 700 times.
There was nothing down here.
I fucking got the code haven't I chat?
Jets isn't baiting me. I've got the fucking code and you just wait. I just waste this time. Let's just waste this time.
Hey, he's got the code. I should pretend he hasn't got the code. I must have the code!
I must have it!
I must have the code.
It's the same fucking thing I've done to that 20 bucks.
Well, sure I have the code, right?
I mean worst-case scenario I have to come back is what it is.
I can't seem to find the area.
I know there was one area that I did find in the previous run, but I haven't found this
run, but I mean, I don't know, I don't have to find it, so...
Captain.
Alright, let's just go.
Back to base, we gooooo!
Front wall weeps, we'll relax with the weed thing, man. Relax the weed things.
Okay, let's trim in the coders legit, I should be able to go back.
Ah, wait up.
Relax! Come on!
Let's just drop on my chest and go...
Dude, hit me twice.
Hit me twice.
Not for sure what happened.
Imagining the log.
I don't understand what you mean.
I'm pretty confident I've got it.
cause wait is the white point getting there anymore the white point's gone I
must have got it it's super weird it's not like I think you just get it when you
get a black box you just just hack it you just have to code
imagine imagine girl
Change my fate of spirit
It's stirring deep within my soul
I got up to myself and now I know
Walk in the morning
Walk in the morning
So of course that's me the lorster
Cause there ain't no sight under the ocean
I can't wait until I see the sunshine again
When I die to a bust, I'll swim away in vain
And there's no size under the ocean
I don't know how I'll survive
I don't know how I'll survive
So boys can't see the ocean
Cause there ain't no size under the ocean
I
There's no chance I'll hunt in the ocean.
I don't know how I'll survive.
So much that's deep in the ocean.
I'm not a tank in those eyes.
Okay boys, we're back. We're back.
We go it through, we go up the card, we talk to the ghost. The ghost gets his info,
tells us to go into that area with the giant jellyfish, and then that's where I suffocate to death.
That is the location that I suffocate to death at. Are you ready?
Oh, what the fuck man, Jesus.
You can hear that, right?
I
Want to
Am I a fucking treedot?
I don't know what to do.
Every time I get on these wrecks, it's like you can't enter it.
Right here though where I can hear it.
I can freaking hear it, bro. I can hear it. I can hear it.
30 seconds.
So what if it's the best thing ever?
Oh. Oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, okay.
So, left inside, left inside, left inside.
Oh here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, try and get me, try and get me, try and get me, try and get me.
Boom!
Fucking pointless! It was fucking pointless!
Okay wait, let's go to that point to it.
It
bit one but it was playing evolution that has equipped it to enjoy its work like no
human could ever enjoy filling out a loss report no one wants to hear about the
meaning in nature the Mongolians have ten grades
he's her new sky he ordnates the fate and balance of the cosmos but did he save
them from the Karah? No. Our sky is black and we are done with gods
Oh, shit.
Yikes. Yikes.
This is a little smoky, mate. This is smoky.
And I'm going to find the way out.
So, she's a terrorist. She's an eco-social terrorist.
Expand it.
Let's get it! Inventory fucking expanding, bitch!
That's what I'm talking about!
That's what I'm talking about, baby!
Okay, we haven't watched. It's gonna work, trust.
Okay, three, two, one, and it works.
It's getting...
I fucking knew I had it! You were wasting my time, chat! Why?!
Why would you waste my time like that?
To what angle would you bait me and just stay in that zone for some stupidly long period
of time?
For no fucking reason, looking around, you tried to kill me last night, the exact same
thing, you're like nah, you didn't get it bro, you didn't get it, keep going in, I kept
going in and looking for like the code bro.
The code just comes.
You know where it comes from, Chad?
I'm gonna repeat the word.
It comes from getting the black box from the lady.
That's it.
That's how you get it.
It's starting to kind of like the power cell thing, my battery going to go down.
Alright, this is the Ghostfire bitch and he looking at them.
Alright, this is like a hole.
I see there's a ghost here in that biobit this node is sustaining that ghost
Every month I donate the same message this you are a you are a you are a you are a you are a
You are a you are a you
Negative to this treatment. Okay, like the quick inter quick quick emotion break a chat. I'm sorry quick emotion break it
There we go. Ready. Steady. And...
Now making a character build in Path of Exile 2 can be pretty complex.
It really isn't. It really isn't. It really is not that complicated.
People make it seem like it is, but the reality is once you understand the basic tree
and you understand, oh that's just life. That's, you know, okay, it's effective HP. That's damage.
This is utility, this modifies some shit in some way, you really start to see the tree as something else, okay and it really dumbs down.
Honestly, it's quite simple.
It's quite simple and it's fucking awesome making your own builds, tweaking them, customizing them, reinventing the meta.
While some players enjoy creating their own builds, many prefer following community guides.
Over the years, the community has built some incredible tools for this.
However, we wanted to make the experience for following a build even smoother.
So we're introducing the new build guide system directly in-game.
Here's how it works.
Build creators can now export their guides in a new file format, the .build file.
Once you download one, put it in the Builds directory on the Path of Exile 2 in your Documents
folder.
After that, you'll have a pair inside the client, and selecting it shows you everything
you need to play that build.
You can see the full Passive Tree, your Ascendancy Choices, the Skill Generator, and the Build
you need to equip. You know what the skill gem filtering is actually kind of nice because you
could just kind of filter out all the crap once you're coming forward looking through and that's
the one thing that actually don't mind because it's annoying looking for all the supports it's
like it's like you go to the sport lady and you want to just buy your supports for your build
but there's like 700 this is at least a little bit convenient so even if you're not like following
build guide you can make a build file and just chuck in your support gems that you intend to use
right and then it's just a nice filter
and recommended support gems to go with them
so you just put it in recommended
in each of these locations there's a drop-down box that allows you to select which build guide you are currently following
so if you want to get more than one to see what difference
yeah okay this is a brain dead
this is actually you know what this is really good
like not for build guides but for like making your own build on pob before hand
before the league starts
And just like, you know, you get to like a certain level and you just forget to get the next gem.
You hit level 35 and you're supposed to buy the gem from like whatever, you know, you're supposed to kill Gravacus and get that gem.
Now instead of that, bang, it's just there.
So, you know, I guess it removes the ability to forget to equip your gems.
notes to almost anything. Explaining trade-offs, alternatives, or have different parts of the
build work together. So with all that said, I'm not exploring builds or creating guides.
I don't know if this is fully net positive, man. I don't know. I mean, Dara, I'm gonna use it.
I'll use the build files probably on League Launch, just my first guy, right? Like, I'll just make a
little filter, you know, I'll just make my own build that just has the gems. That way I can make
make sure I have all the right supports and shit locked in but honestly I don't
know if this is necessarily near positive isn't this gonna make more
people use build guides and then I feel like the more people use builds guides
the less replayability you get out of the game because instead of actually
spinning the flag dude making your own build is legitimately the majority of
the fun of the game legit it is so much fun it's like coming up with an idea
Seeing unique having it and did building it and then trying to didn't see what happens
That is straight up in my and so I feel like it this could incentivize players who weren't otherwise gonna build build guide
They'll build guide and they're gonna have that fun
Stole them from them effectively, but I mean let's be real if they're gonna do a build guide
They're gonna fall below the part just use a shit anyway, and now it's actually easier. So I guess that's kind of nice
for those guys
But I don't know if this is a case if you think you want this, but you actually don't I
Think what?
Probably if I you know it could price maybe I think make the game a little bit less replayable for some people
But overall probably cancels out entirely right because you got a little bit of quality life there for even people
I just make people making their own build file right you got so that's those guys get quality life and
Then you get some guys who might use build guys who win about otherwise
Which I think is the downside but probably cancels out overall right can't but it's you know, it's pretty relevant right?
who asked
Nobody bro. I'm just I'm just letting you know what I think I did. I think you should absolutely
Try make your own builds because it is one of the most fun things you can do in the game
And this bill file
Hey, it's very that's very convenient very very convenient and I will use it myself
I probably only on lead launches that I probably won't on I can't see myself
You know what you want to try out a lead launch and you want to go perfect?
You get it all set up above all hands
So I'll probably just do that
You know, yeah
I'll have a loot filter set up and I'll have a little build things that way I can my gems filtered so I can't fuck it up
Trying to not burn bridges. Are you are you a tree tad? Are you a tree tad?
I'm saying I'm saying what I think I think overall
The build thing is a bit it's a bit whatever because I think there's a downside right because it might incentivize people to not do their own builds
But then people who I think most those guys are just gonna follow guys anyway
So then it's kind of irrelevant and then they're giving as a quality of life feature on the other hand
That helps people even if they're not falling even if they're doing their own build. This is still a quality of life feature
So it's like a slide upside side down slide
I think it cancels out. I think it fundamentally cancels out. But people are bad chasing over
this like crazy and freaking out. Like bro, you need to lock in and make your own builds
because if you think it's fun following a build guide and playing the game, you have
no idea how much fun you will have whenever you see an item and you think, whoa, what
about this item on that ascendancy and then I fucking min-max these stats and then you
try it out and you find out what the fuck happens and then it starts popping off and
It's like, yo, I made this and it feels good.
It feels so good.
So good.
It's one of the best feelings ever.
It's like doing an experiment.
It's like you're a scientist, bro.
You know, it feels like you're re-inventing the mirror.
You figured out a secret.
You know what I'm saying?
It's so, it's like, I love that such a good feeling, bro.
It's like coming up with a recipe for a new type of food
and then you eat it and it sometimes it's like, yeah,
a lot of the time the food sucks.
A lot of the time the food is terrible
like man this is shit but then sometimes you just made pizza too it's
literally pizza too as it's that good it's off-medicine it's hipster it's
crazy bro and it feels so good so I mean all I can tell you is this make your
own builds okay or at least just get inspired by building then tweak it a
little bit you know like you know get inspired and tweak inspired and tweak
at least, at a minimum.
Shut up, bitch!
Okay.
Get them out and so much more and return of the engines on May 29th.
See you then.
I'm a complete GGG shill, I'm actually gonna like this, bro.
Now making a character build in Path of XL 2...
Well, you know, I don't even...
That's...
You know, I'm a...
Fuck, I'm a Path of XL 2 shill, I'm not liking it anyway.
Have been creating guides is like when you're my old project manager told me to enjoy doing two months of state code engagement
I'm parking out. Yo, you're gonna make that bill for I feel like do you know what jungle Rogaine?
There could be a benefit here for bill creators because now it's hard for people to fuck it up
So if you as long as you you know, I'm assuming it would just be like export as bill file
Now now you can you know, they'll have like a thing in the games
How could they miss up the nodes if they're supposed to change the node a certain level? It'll be like it'll show them right?
So I think this might actually help out build creators
Those are anyway guys
Anyway, sorry about that
Okay, with something it goes check
I
Just
I'm a sea creature. I'm gonna go some crazy dialogue. I'm the architect of the future
Nope.
Um, I know that name.
She's my best...
our best hope.
The only one who understood this world.
But she understood too much.
It took her a little.
She's going to kill everyone.
We have to stop her, God.
What if we're the last ones?
The last what?
Can you explain who you are?
Getting your dialogue?
It trusted me to keep them alive, and I couldn't.
This planet...
It poisons you.
People couldn't take it.
It was so quiet.
I knew Mehima planned it.
I knew she had to be stopped, so I followed her.
But I left an image of myself in a bio bed to tell the others.
Oh, God.
Is that me?
I'm Sophie's ghost.
The stars are home.
They were always home of the biobeds where alien technology had to be found on a high-level world.
What if the cicada found another hint of those aliens and chased after it?
Some things are more important to a terras and a colony.
Even the last colony.
If that's what we are.
So cicada is the place that had 40,000 ships on and we were relocating.
the capitalist pegs send us to a different place because they thought they could get some
technology that would make them more money.
Flashy win anyway?
Reducing vivarium resolution.
We are losing.
I dare to set out ships to make deep space colonies Mongolian style.
In case the Karah walks through the garden and ate everyone.
We might be the last survivors of the human race.
And that's why Nahima wants to kill us.
So the Karah are like a separate alien that would just kill all humans in general.
Yeah? That's basically the Karah were?
Media confirmation. They're just completely separate aliens.
It's the virus. The carers of bacteria.
So the carers of bacteria are still telling me who won.
Yeah, guys, I played the game like five years ago.
I remember like exploring the planet and then I'm looking, there was like replicators and shit.
Wasn't it that you didn't it wasn't because some article one the point to get off the planet alive, and you build us a rocket
Yeah, I remember fix I remember finishing the game remember make it get in my rocket winning
Why doesn't even want to destroy the Connolly
She's a socialist.
What was she doing?
I'm kidding you you and everyone else
She's obsessed with the tree
You've seen it sitting out there like a gigantic virus injecting itself into the world
The tree takes control of all other life
forces it to serve that's the maze
a viral obsession with the tree and its organs and the way Nahima serves it
It's organs it
out. She's still out there, trying to extirpate humanity from this world.
Fuckin' fake tentacles.
You see animals.
Penetrating into the ground. Fuckin' phallic.
Blooms.
Releasing its maze-field seats.
I must go to the bottom and die.
I
What do I have my skill everyone does what do I have to do kill the tree? I've already ironed the masses
I
Already did this
The infected the moment you touch the water.
You're going to hear voices calling you to the tree's roots.
Eventually you fall into a trance and die.
Fucking viruses, girl.
A quiet sleep and a sweet dream and the long tricks over.
There's no human future here.
Are there aliens?
We can try to make a stop it.
Are there aliens here?
Yes, but the maze feels destroyed.
Seek fresh water intake.
Through the civilization that's I believe at least some some of them survive they guard everyone to the east we call them the site that
Kaka would cut the quorum. Oh, there's some sort of weird humanoid fish people living here. Yeah
The left of message there locked up inside this incredible tower. We may we never got inside
Maybe it's strict to something surviving the mace field. Maybe it could save us all what will you do?
All right, so that's where I went and that's where I died chat
Just enough of my brain to predict what they'd say.
That's what I'm missing.
Everything.
The whole rest of Sophie Boucher.
If you find her in me,
tell her I did my best to be her.
And I'm not going to last much longer.
Tell me,
what will you do?
I'm gonna do whatever I want!
Let me take you. It will make you one twenty times.
Mmmmm. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Slap me, Bluejays. Who am I?
Fadalair. Out of memory. Bivarium halted.
Ghibli. Yeah.
Fadalair.
I'm scared to like escape, but I don't want to fuck, okay, let's jump from one real quick.
Alright, very nice gamers, let's fucking go to the towers.
It doesn't matter what you say to her, bro.
It's literally irrelevant.
She's an LLM.
She's not even fucking human, bro.
It's like a snapshot of a brain.
That's just predicting.
It's not even a full brain, either.
It's just enough to kind of predict the next situation, might say.
This thing, this thing gets fucked off. I'm trying to loot here, mate.
Move fuck off, please.
Do you know that it's crazy yet? I cannot regenerate my battery.
Oh wow, this thing is damaged, 72.
Okay, wait, do I Rodog straight down to the location?
I know where it is.
I know where the Alien Roads are.
I can just go straight there.
I should just, I should bring like a bunch of mid-packs and stuff, shouldn't I?
Now let's make a repair tool for my ship as well.
Let's go back to the scuba center.
I'm gonna go out to Soul Chat where I'm about to progress beyond the point that I've made it before
so we're officially gonna be in, but like new territory here, blind ethical.
Get your Pogo Champs ready.
I need to progress, it's a thing that I just need to do for myself.
If there's no beep, we don't miss out on time, right?
I feel like every time there's one of them inventory upgrades, there's a beep.
Like they put one of them beeper fuckers next to one of the inventory upgrades, so that way
you go to the beep and then you get the inventory upgrade.
Put it in here.
What do you get?
If you don't subscribe, please consider doing so now.
M&A the Kid.
True, bro.
True.
Big, true.
Big, true.
If you're not a sub guys, you get a fish.
I haven't actually done it myself, but apparently it's epic.
Wait, what?
Does anyone know what you actually get?
It's not like, it's just like cosmetic decoration you hide it, right?
There's nothing.
get a scuba badge. Oh, you get a scuba badge? No, you also get a fish, right?
It's not just a badge. You also get a fish. It's something you get in the game.
Okay, I see a lot of fish games in the chat. Is that really it?
Welcome aboard.
Yeah.
Thank you very much.
I am loaded up man. I am fucking so juicy right now boys. Holy. Okay, Rapietto. Wiring
kit. Nothing new here right? We got Maldito, Rapietto, Son of a Grisina, Abledo. No, so
we're gonna get repeats on it.
The dual mode repair tool combines plasma arc welding and fabricator assist to handle
bulk or precision repairs.
They're optimized for dry welds.
It performs acceptably when wet.
Hmm.
You can put it down here you can.
Okay, beautiful chair, beautiful.
That's not what I was trying to do!
That's not what I was trying to do!
Oh, here we go!
Oh wow, that's fast!
That's fast!
Jeff, what the frick am I up to, man?
I don't know how, but I've made it so far into the game, and I do not have the thing that lets me charge my fucking batteries.
So I've just got a bunch of batteries.
I don't know if I'm a treatad or what's going on.
Whoa look, a flow look, a process of fabricated violet.
How a storage, I've got fucking, I have power to goddamn storage.
I've got to pass it. That's power cell. That's not the one I need, right?
Honest the power to lay use
They're just like, store up with some shit, I don't know.
We were literally heading to the zone that I got at, and like, 2-6 here, boys, 2-6.
I'm going to go grab some flabber, and get some food for the Mission Air voice.
Shits repaired.
Can you leave the room and look up?
Welcome aboard.
What is it?
What is it?
I don't know what you mean by that buddy.
I don't know.
I don't know what you mean.
269 my fearless leader we humbly request that you upload a guide of your first few
builds in Po2.
We request this so that we can progress by knowing what not to do.
limo bitch yo they take my fucking
power cell little bitch
I'm gonna have a cell fuck it fish
I'm gonna have a cell for it
yeah we're gonna grab like I'm gonna
take fucking four first aid kits five
first fucking five first aid kits
mother mother truckers we'll take a big water we'll take a big water that's
right big water five first-a-kits
mentor really to make batteries and I'm just gonna delete my kind of delete
them dude what a waste
I mean, I need to have my shit fully charged though.
I can't not.
Could be the doings in life and death.
Dude, I need to find a battery recharger, man.
Okay.
Let's get some nutrient blocks here.
Get some brown bricks.
I
Don't know like 700 was I miss a chunk more
Okay games you literally have it
I do not have the battery charger thing man, what are you talking about?
If you know about Brambricks, go in.
I just watched the documentary and there was a guy who said Brambricks.
No, it's become a pot of my go carefully or something, I don't know what I'm saying,
why.
Okay guys, let's go.
Make it check.
Stuff is charged up, check.
Food check, what a check.
I got everything I need boys!
I'm gonna take the best first.
I'm gonna take the best first.
Boys, get your fucking PogChance ready.
Do you understand me?
I am going to the place that literally killed me last time.
And I refuse to die.
I refuse to die. I will be right back in one second.
I'm gonna make some copies as well.
I'm back.
I'm back.
Who's that?
Okay, Gambus.
Number 6.
What was that about?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Look in, look in, look in, look in, look in, stay low.
So let's go, let's keep the bags free.
Let's keep the bags free, boys.
I said, I, you know, I need, I need cover, I need cover.
I need that.
What's that?
Oh
Ecumenophysics shows extensive damage to the human body.
For the circle!
Oh, shit, a circle!
A fuckin' booze dang! A fuckin' booze dang!
Scandi's, and where he's like a pacifist creature that he just was, he was trying to say hi.
He's like a super intelligent.
What the hell is that thing? What the fuck is that? Is he friendly?
Beginning up.
Squittered on him.
Oh
Okay, wait, it's safe at a stay
Like the down, but it's still going the open expanse.
So you can't get caught, right?
You're inside a cave.
Did you back-same, you right now?
Are you back? Are you dead-ass backstabbing me right now?
High capacity air tank!
Bro, you can- I could've just come here!
I could've just come here and got that!
What the- what the fuck? No!
No!
Wow, if I just come here, I'm gonna die at this suffocation, what I have?
Engine efficiency unlocked.
Huh? Huh?
Sorry boss, what's going on?
Wait one, Ruby, it's Boucher. Are you with your tadpole?
Right on side, boss, what's up?
Go direct southeast from the research base about 500 meters until you find the security racket on the tall mesa.
Flash your lights and make some noise. Ram it, if you have to.
Copy.
Steer southeast, 500 meters, same depth. Can I ask why?
Can I ask why?
Flash the lights and ram!
Boss, her temple has our only gift for you.
Oh, Christ.
Come on, Ruby.
PDA, log my conduct here for court, I have you.
Wait, did you see the tech to break through that shit?
Just flash your lights and ram.
Is that why I break those things I couldn't break before that killed me?
Could that be the case?
Let's look here.
Councilor if down already got that
Scan modification station the modification station
Modification station modification station modification station. Oh, look
Huh
Awesome, I just want power. Hey, can I just power this shit up?
He's down.
I have a battery, which I have right here.
All systems are online power connected
Rain this bitch man rain this bitch
Can I drain this bitch
Fuck's it noise bro
What the fuck is that noise?
to get. But Tadpole with a depth module went down south southeast, bearing 165 degrees.
Degree from the Cicada Lander module came down bearing 120 degrees. A pair of smaller
debris fragments splashed down at bearing 105. There's a supply cache somewhere below
this base. I'll begin searching for black box signals in the region. One more thing.
This space has been visited several times within the past ten thousand hours.
The visitors weren't human.
Huh?
Huh?
This is as far as my pine ears gobb.
Okay, they- are they gonna track that?
Are we tracking those?
Okay, wait.
So, wait, skash?
Visitors ain't human.
Floor locker.
Okay, wait.
Can I evacuate the water from this place and just use it with the port on my face? No.
There we go.
30 seconds.
Place a client cache.
Can we get a drop of the shit off there? We got some shit in there.
I had to die? I had to die, guys?
Oxygen! That's a bitch. That's a bitch.
I don't know how to say this. It's not like they said they got lots of reels in the neighborhood.
They don't got like fuckable reels in the neighborhood.
Can I de-spawn this?
Interesting.
Very entering
I mean, I don't listen to this guy run and skip my my main base where it is like he's someone me I should
Give this is like H underneath here though. Oh my god
Scooper fins what are these?
Improved fins
One out of three
Rebreather oh
My god, there's so many upgrades that I could have had that I just didn't get because I'm an idiot
Can you believe it Jack
30 seconds
Okay, we've got lots of upgrades I can get. Do I keep exploring? Or do I just go make these upgrades?
I keep exploring, boys, fuck it.
Things that would be a million times easier to explore
If I had the upgrades though, right?
Can you tell me more information about the aliens?
Like what?
It was a bit of a reverse of it, but the aliens, but like, tell me more about the aliens, bro.
Okay, wait, do you guys think I should try and make my own base here?
You think I should
Yo, I'm about this man, I'm about this
The noetic advisor has transmitted an alert. Return to the life port at your convenience.
Warning. Power offline.
Oxygen.
See if I missed for a sec there, I just died by the way.
30 seconds.
If I missed like where I clicked, 10. Game over. GG.
That's what happened in my last run.
The old Miss Clickaroo, bro. The old Miss Clickaroo.
This is my base fuck the other base because it's gonna be I think we keep a room entry
We make it like a four-hour burning base. We just have maybe reform materials here rams
That means in the turbine to see
Wait, maybe I got a shit-based location
What do you guys think is CFU like something's wait what do you guys know about
video tab on
ah, move
30 seconds
I
My bass it's my bass you may not like it as a peak fucking performance looks like right there boys
Yeah
I mean, it ain't much, but she'll do the job.
I wish you could just connect to their base.
It's lame that you can't really pretty bad game design unless you can, then I'm sure
taught it.
Oxygen.
Oh!
Holy shit!
Do you think it's the power that's not online?
Wait, do you think the power is just not online?
But the power is online.
So I'm looking at it.
You can't use this base, bro.
It's blue. The power is online, bro.
Guys, you can't...
I mean, it would make sense if you could just...
Obviously it would be cool if you could just re...
just you know just take out this base as your own but it's just not the case yet
What?
John, holy, John, what John, confused when you were on a bed.
What are you guys doing on a bed right now, mate?
What are we on about here, Shay?
What are you guys doing on about right now? What are we on about here?
There ain't no way you can make this thing work chat, but this is the new base deal
Beal with it this is the new base
You may not like it, but this is
This is what people almost looks like okay. We got the it's a base
no question it mate does the job she ain't much let's extend the room out a
little bit make it a long way to long way make it longer
Seek fresh water in fake!
There we go.
Alright.
Let's get some basics in here.
Get some basics.
Oh fuck.
Bruh.
I'm not retarded right you definitely can't use that base that base that base is definitely
not usable oh lay on the fabricator there's no way you can use that base titanium one
I need one Titanium, I have no single Titanium, no freaking way.
Welcome aboard Captain.
Uh, okay, well.
I can answer them whispering in me, bro.
Now what's the Titanium?
Welcome aboard.
Bro, you look like those people stealing power from a trailer home.
Did you let the inhabitants know you are taking their power?
HMMN?
I didn't just plug it on their bell.
back Neymanburg
that's why I'm going to take any more for us
Fuck this.
Guys, I don't know if I can take the bases in.
Like, say it suggested it to me, but I don't know if they were proud at all.
The stone beneath this mace has been eroded by hot radioactive water.
Progable source, Titan rock ball.
There may be an angel cone with useful adaptations nearby.
What thing is it separating the regals, unless there's something that connects the regals from the two betas?
Then it would be good.
Like, I would fuck with that.
Okay, we got telephoto-tenium gun now.
I think if there was a way to connect the two bases.
True, I have to go past the giant demonic squid to get back. That is true.
But, I mean, I have made it past that squid two times.
And not died, so...
You know, I'd play some... I'd be able to probably do it pretty well.
Alright, they're surviving again, I think I survived.
I just have more lockers around here.
Oh wait, can I place it lower? Yeah, wait.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, new meta just unlocked.
Okay.
We go to try get that what would say go down she's a ram it she's a ram it
What I want to try make these fucking upgrades I got
Welcome aboard
see where can I is it like your friend whoa
Placillin goat ah fiber mesh system chip the noectic advisor has
transmission alert no turn to the life port at your convenience dog are we
really starting the game again from this location.
Can you say it's just an outpost, but you have to get, like, everything again.
Fuckin' my boy, Captain.
Okay, wait.
It said ramen, right?
It said ramen.
I'm gonna try it.
Fuck it.
Flash you on some ramen.
I'm ramming the tank and nothing's happening.
This is the exact spot I died by the way.
Legit the exact spot
Sophie, I'm sorry I destroyed your colony
Please listen
I did it because you couldn't
Because you're a good leader and you never give up on the mission, and I know where this mission will end.
NOAA is going to start printing duplicates. You, and me, and Zip, and Mantis, and Mokami's kids, and Thing One, and Thing Two, and all the rest.
Every morning, the biobeds will print 10,000 of us. Every day, we'll maximize our KPIs and OKRs, and NOAA's utility function will say,
These people are happy and healthy mission complete humanity is thriving
Anything will all climb into the beds and Noah disintegrates and resets us
Perfect day forever
No more new knees no more Macefield no aging no retirement and no waste
Just peak performance. That's kind of grass couldn't do that on its own
Noah would need human help to bypass its restrictions and you'd help it Sophie. I know you would if it was the only choice you had left
You do whatever it takes to keep your crew alive
So I have to stop you
Why wouldn't you just make a robot though?
But humans are weak they get tired they get bored. They yeah, I don't why wouldn't he why wouldn't Noah just create a fucking robot growth?
Are you stupid?
why we ever I mean third but it's a fucking robot super intelligence robot
we're talking to you can't make a fucking robot and said they're gonna
disintegrate and remake humans every day that's what I guess that's what it
does so maybe that ecoterrorist is on something
maybe he's on his own Jen
do you know how many them I need water soon Jen I don't have water when they
fucking water flowed down
Dude, I'm gonna die of water in a minute, yeah.
How the fuck do I get Rudy's stupid clankers?
I can't do that, I don't know how to get, I don't know how to get, how's the clankers
chat?
Can you notice he was quick?
Maybe, maybe these things hit, oh actually what, see what, what right there.
I'm gonna give water to the armpit, I'll give it to you.
Nice.
The whole thing?
You're getting obsessed with the orders, aren't you?
Guys, orders are quiet for everything.
I want to do all these upgrades, I need all this shit.
We are entering the cu-cube dimension.
Okay, should I have a gun now?
We don't need a leaser, so...
There's a way for now? Okay, what up, what up, what up?
I have a gun.
I'm going to wait for now. Okay, water, water, water, water.
I haven't even measured anything in this.
I believe there's water right here.
Infinity water. Yeah, this is a pretty good spot for a base, honestly.
They went wrong. Actually, I feel like they're weird aliens that we're visiting them, you know.
I'm thinking those aliens are friendly, right?
Uh.
Fuck that.
That's a second.
What the fuck is that?
Wait, that's next to my cut cube, bro.
My cut rectangle.
Cracked angle, my cut, what is this cut?
What are they, what are they called?
Welcome aboard.
Pretty cool thing, it's like a, it's not a Q anymore.
I'm gonna make another run, can I?
Alright, we got one up.
GG noobs
I'm gonna die anytime soon. You can't kill me
Okay, let's have a look at I need to make this one in to make
Class tilling gets in there process it right?
Means I need my last couple of wire. Oh, that's a couple of my mother's couple of why all that's it
He's freaking go gamers!
I'm going to need lithium.
Where's that blast deal?
Oh, I'm gonna need lithium!
What?
Okay, let's give me lithium in this cave, alright?
Here we go.
That's where it'll be.
Sorry DCing button.
I see DCing.
I don't know how you get to Zindo now.
That's what she said why the jelly's a bouncy
I got it. I got that AI. Okay, I was living and I'm gonna be right here. This gold
I need to suck on middle first.
What?
Suck on middle.
Suck on!
I did not see Liddy, I'm dead, should I go down, I'm going to hit the dipth.
I
Wanting next to that speech oh damaged me was that
The Celestine deposits for when selfish old protozoans die faster than their remains can dissolve into the seawater
What oh
30 seconds you're gonna shoot me girls
What the shit was this?
Oh thermal!
Can use thermal to get power from my shit!
That's smart!
That's why they built that.
Alright, we're just going to jack into their...
We're just going to jack into their regal's this bro.
That's right.
We're just going to go back to the base.
We're just going to go back to the base.
We're just going to go back to the base.
We're just going to go back.
That's right, we just jacking in.
But do we need to make a cut room for this thing to...
I need to make a secondary cut room, Chad.
Modification station. Yeah, we need to make a secondary cut room.
I'm going to get a little moon base.
Thermal plant, that's how I can get insane.
Dude, that'd be so sick if I had one of these going.
16 energy per second, have I put this down?
What?
What?
One.
Right?
The way it looks is...
Am I gonna dive up this damper?
Like, actually, fuck.
I'm gonna dodge from this.
30 seconds
Goddamnit, I need to move
Welcome aboard
I'm not fucking stupid, I'm not fucking even fucking
What's going on right now?
I guess one Hydra is safe, get 12.
That doesn't give one.
It gives one because it's not on heat, right?
If it was on heat.
Trust, you'll see.
You'll see.
You'll see.
This is going to be so good.
This is going to be so good.
watch and learn boys, watch and learn
FIERRANCE!
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fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
Welcome aboard.
That should just, that should just a lot of effort.
Uh, we don't have to go back right now.
Okay.
It's kind of far away.
I, I, I, if I just had the ability to breathe under here, it'd be better.
It's because I haven't got the upgrades.
I need to prioritize getting the upgrades.
We can use Hydras for now.
And just get the upgrades.
We need Plastio.
Plastio requires...
Lithium.
I have not got Lithium.
Dude, it's a weekend.
What am I doing?
I'm overworking right now.
Holy shit, man!
uh manuals there boys tomorrow tomorrow we go in deep i have officially progressed
way beyond what i was we've discovered the furthest human settlement the deepest base
past a giant ass demonic squid thing. Okay. And it goes deeper. Aliens. Not, not just
like fish. Fucking, some sort of sentient life form has been visiting. This base right
here, I'm building right next to it. Are they all dead? Ask them to live. Will I be visited
Soon.
Are we gonna discover the mysteries of this world?
Find out.
Welcome aboard.
Tomorrow.
Whenever I pop off.
That's the nautica tune.
Hardcore.
Permanent.
Boys hardcore.
Fucking.
Same exit.
Permanent.
Roard dog.
Blind.
ethical
Harry Twister Khan broken
You
Took me 12 hours to focus this how many died how many deaths for how many deaths
And vision says ten of it in as a content while if it has anything as a content then that means I'm probably going to be beating
said not again tomorrow
There's a non-zero chance I'm bidding it tomorrow because I I mean let's be honest one out of me is like five hours
So you so I mean technically I pray for my party at the very end
Well, probably at the very at the very end of it. It's at my speed
my alarming speed
mmm
All right guys regardless, it's the weekend have a good one boys make sure you know
Go outside, do some exercise, go see your family, your friends, and I will see you tomorrow.
Big dick.
Pop it off.
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