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06-02-2026 · 8h 25m
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Well, I think what's your gloves on bro
Is it the scuba cat
I need to fix my place.
I need to fix my place.
I need to fix my place.
Oh god my throat is still ass fucked.
It's ass fucked.
Yo do we need this gift or thing anymore?
Do we need that shirt anymore do we?
Instead of play yo you need to relax.
We're not the one to instead of play dude.
We're not the one to instead of play.
What is this?
Five hours from now?
60 minutes announcements. I mean maybe I'm gonna do it maybe maybe we'll see I guess we'll see
Honestly sprint is just dumb as fuck it would be faster we should be faster by default
Yo, there it is.
Oh, just fast up by default, remote sprint.
Wait, what is a quick civil potion?
I don't know what solution that is negatively massive,
not one part of the sprint mechanic shows how running as she works.
Wait, Mirza had an asher running as she works.
Be fun of GD for sprinting instead of sprinting stand before moving the one method that doesn't
make sprinting annoying.
So it's still bugged when you get caught, you get heavy stand during a tank animation
after sprinting.
We're changing the heavy stand state to be saved when logging out.
Bring abuse when you log out when you're stunned or near being stunned.
Yo base!
GDG.
real guys I'll be real I've been
not gonna maps I want to say from
sprinting well like two or three times
listen once a day listen once a day and
you know that I've never died to it
smirk never died you consider building
a bit of character, buddy.
Have you considered dying to me, you know, right?
Did I tank it?
No, it's not.
No.
It's weird, because I looked at sprinting whenever it first came out as a Band-Aid patch.
I thought it was stupid as hell.
And then whenever I tried it, like, hold space after roll, I was like, oh, this feels bad.
And then after I figured out to let go, when I figured out how to, so you do this, right,
you basically let go, so you don't hold down lip lick, you hold space, and then you can
drag your mouse around.
And this allows you to control your character really well while spinning.
And then you can just, and if you need to change direction, every fight you do a little
roll.
It's weird, I don't know.
Sprinting to me has been, I mean, they're wrong.
They could just delete sprinting from the game, right?
I could just delete Sprinting from the game.
And I think I wouldn't be that upset.
But at the same time,
I kinda like it.
I kinda like it.
So, maybe I would be a little bit upset.
I don't know, how would I feel?
That's interesting.
I don't know how I would feel, actually.
Do I really not sustain a TNT mask, bro?
Do I really not sustain a TNT mask?
You always start getting here selling this.
choose what you need
of course
go on
of course
okay wait what do i need
i need
the almond from abyss we're gonna get abyss we're gonna fuck off like get the fuck out of here
if I gotta give you that best.
I've got a straw with my coffee.
Fuck it instantly went on my tooth.
It instantly went on my tooth.
It instantly went on my tooth.
It like instantly went on my top tooth.
I don't know, I don't think it's running, I don't know, I don't see it.
I think it's funny that they did that, I think it's funny people are chasing the logout,
and I think it's funny people are chasing the logout, and I think it's funny that people
can't handle running, I don't know, it's just like a skill issue, right?
I don't know how to tell you.
what are you doing to me that's like I don't know that's like people will look
after kind of handle like getting knocked off them out because they can't
fucking control them out correctly your yellow ass little buddy I am literally
in a t-15 map and she is stiff like the fucking off meta fucking month of the
mace. So I wonder how to mess it up. And okay with that one. Yeah, it's opportunity
cost right? It's opportunity cost. I don't like this what people don't understand. They
like, what I get is this. People don't understand that the friction in a video game is what
make some fool in love with the video game. Now if you have too much friction for sure,
don't get me wrong, too much friction can be bad because then it just turns into this
AIDS cancer experience where you're like fuck this. That's like I want to be the boss
of you if you play that game. That's too much friction. It's actually so much friction that
you're like this shit is ass and I hate this game. But none of friction and nothing sticks
and you become bored and you're fucking baging. You're fucking baging, bro. Because nothing
anything you basically just ranked our game in e-mode so these things where look
if you're not good enough to sprint because you got a skill issue right
then don't sprint if you don't want that or get good
think about it you move that fraction you move some of the fraction you keep
remembering fraction you keep remembering fraction at the point where you okay
Okay, your character is immortal, sprinting around the map 24-7 passively, can't get knocked down, there's no lose condition, you just shit on everything 24-7, you're effectively, I don't know what you're doing, you are literally just playing some sort of cookie clicker, right?
You have to actively be there to do. It is actually just turning the game into full-on cookie clicker.
Like there has to be ways for you to lose.
Hey bro, after burning out quickly and soft core trade on ice shot, I started a HCS FF
warrior and it's the most fun I had in post since forever even after dying to Draven.
Thank you so much for recommending you are the boss.
Thank you ZZ Ragn.
I got you, Ramy.
Does me and my gameplay sound quiet, am I deaf?
The issue is that people get access to these builds that are completely broken and they
just teleport around the screen like infinitely fucking blasting shit and then they just want
that to me I mean I don't know they get they use this norm which you should be
able to get you don't you should be able to get a fucking character it gets
ridiculous in real speed or has ridiculous amounts of teleports and you
should be able to after a lot of investment completely trivialize the
end game and just come like beam on it right that's require multiple like I'm
In my opinion, it should be at least a week, right, of TurboGaming.
Like, so you're like 7 days plus.
And not like you just spawn in, instantly destroying everything, instantly teleponing around
blowing everything out, it's like, I don't know, it should require real items, specialized loot, etc.
Yeah, that's ridiculous. And is that fun by the way? I bet you it was fun for like the
first day and then it was a little bit less from the next day and then it was a little
of this one and now and then it will soon become normal which is why you can't
if your character progression goes like zero to oh you really can't get any
better because you're watching everything there's nothing to improve
you right the whole thing is it should be like an incremental process of you
know constant improvement and little min maxing and cat is a bit tanky now
characters it fast now okay there's a bit more covering it okay there's a bit
more damage now and eventually you get to a point where your character becomes a
fucking beast, right? But you earned it.
I'm not the only man build. What I'm trying to tell you is, like, you think
you want, you think you want, like, no punishment for any sort of mechanic that you fail.
You think you want everything to be one-turning everything. You think you
you want the game to be super easy. But the thing that makes you like a game is really
that overcoming of adversity or that friction that you, you know, the problems that you
encounter and how you solve them. The issues you have in the game, the gameplay, like you
can't beat a boss, you figure out how to do the mechanics, you beat the boss. Now, if
every single thing is just you just walk through, left click, it dies, walk through, left click,
it dies, nothing, you don't, nothing's memorable, nothing's, it's not addictive, it's not going
find a long term. So like this whole thing about like let's complain about the
lightest thing that's killing me until GG fixes it.
What are we doing? Who asked this to the question? What are you talking about? Who asked this to the question?
Um, honestly sprint is just dumb as fuck and we should be faster by default.
Is he saying who?
The jungle we're going and then fubkin
To be fair though
Okay, so
Um, Bobgun's complaining way less though, actually, to be fair.
Jungle Oregon's complaining, like, just saying, delete sprint.
Bobgun's saying, fix the bug, which I'm all for, by the way.
Um, but, NGG's defense here, it's one of those things, if you're gonna make a change
like that, well, you're gonna remove something that plays a backstab to, that they like to
abuse, because it's OP and strong.
way better to do it instantly than it is to do it let let them use it let them
use it let them get used to it and abuse it and abuse it and then because
the longer they have it's like the longer you have the toy longer the longer
the child has a toy the more angry they will be when you take it away so it's
best for Gigi to just say hey look we don't like this behavior the best you
think it's um and if they don't go with the gameplay I think it makes the game
worse overall like this is bad design and yep we it was an oversight and we're
removing it right and that she wanted to do it straight away you don't want to
let them to have it for any longer than they need to because every single day
they just become more of like a normal thing they get used to doing it and the
more angry they'll be when they can't do it because I didn't even know you could
do that I didn't even know you could log out to get out of a heavy son but I
obviously it was becoming a thing that people are doing and then they're like
Oh shit, let's just get rid of that now. Let's squash it before it becomes a big issue.
Which, I think makes sense.
That clown full of tags.
Wait, yeah, I don't know.
What I'm good is how is jungle row gang?
You think it'd be more resilient
You think you'd be more resilient to
Like an understanding as to why they do things let's go. What are you know damage them there? What's going on there?
What is it? What is this? Do I have to be in this thing? Oh?
My god, I say
Um, because of the fact that, why does he, I don't know, wait, I don't know the, what's
the knit difficulty of what some of the stuff he does?
Cause he does, he does like gauntlet, he loves gauntlet, right?
And that I feel like gauntlet is totally unfair and totally cancer.
So if he's deliberately engaging in something that's totally unfair and totally cancer,
then you think you'd be super resilient to like, oh yeah,
it's sprinting, getting up down.
I don't know what the knit difficulty is though,
of doing Gornelight on a really, really powerful build is though.
Like what's more, what do you think's more
cance at doing Gornelight?
I would like the most some crazy game breaking build in pv1 or doing an average coin 69 build
on pv2.
Remember he turned it in my stream, what did he say, he said I'd rather blow my brains
out than play this.
I think he's what he said.
What did he type?
What did he type?
Jungle?
Don't
See broke his weight he broke his keyboard already
I'll be more life and he connects the shittiest cluster of all time
Smart nation 50k viewers 49.99 K. Hey, which is waiting for her whoa
Whoa, he would have got bad by that lucky got saved
Would you rather be run through by a truck or by a hundred guys?
It would be your transcendence to be fucking based.
Yo.
I must have missed so many messages.
I don't remember how to write these messages.
Maybe he said it out loud.
Maybe he said it out loud.
He might have said it out loud.
Maybe it was in his stream.
There were so many long lines that we could rather commit suicide than play the build.
I don't remember.
But anyway, unless he feels super strongly about sprint, then he actually can feel super
was only about sprint because I was like Andy Sprint by the way I was an
anti-sprinter I was a big proponent of like that's a band-aid fix GG needs to
fix their game like and oh by the way I'm anti-waypoint I'm anti-waypoint and
I still am to be clear I ain't I'm anti-waypoint I don't I think it way
points is to look kind of a question I don't think that I still think that's a
I had a question about the design.
I'm anti-waypoint.
Now you guys are going to say that life points are good because they're bitter and you're
fine with life points, but that's not the point.
I fundamentally disagree.
You should make, like I made the mess design in a way that makes, like design the mess
better right and ways which they are doing by the way and teaching us where to go and
how to do it so we can learn what the correct way and be don't make them super cancer ultra
long to the point where you want to do just like what the fuck is going on here I'm just
walking through like 15 rooms and there's no monsters like that's that you know then
we don't need that and then you can just make the correct decisions when going for the map
and then you won't need to run from one side of the map to the other side of the map it's
I think I think way points of ladies ladies on now
They're on sprint
alleviates the mistakes though, and and you know, I didn't think I liked sprint until I use sprint and I was like
Actually, I kind of like sprint
I'm gonna try slam this. Shall I use a big regal on this?
You'll look
Oh
I'm not raise betting this isn't contrarian
I'm gonna forget about that item, but then I'm gonna forget about it
Sprint to me feels bad with last, it feels fine with mouse control, lose some sick
Oh yeah, yeah, so if you use Sprint with West, I think a lot of people have not discovered
that you can just let go of all your controls and aim your mouse.
Legitimately Sprint feels satisfying, like I feel like cracked and goaded, but when I'm
going at Trials of the Chemons, I'm sprinting through like a freak.
i feel like i'm i feel like i'm playing um...
sion
and legal engines and i'm all thing and i'm doing like a crack all and i'm like
hell yeah bitch you can't touch me pussy
and i'm all things straight to it and i'm doing them
i'm doing the boss special bro
i'm fucking sion all thing uh... you know
two towers sometimes
i'm doing the two tower boss special
that's what i'm doing
and that's and that's genuinely and and you know the only reason why it feels
like that by the way
is because there's the downside of getting knocked down
if you didn't get knocked down
you wouldn't feel good
for sprinting well
Oh shit, that's what I was saying.
Without that loose condition,
immediately the sprint goes from feeling like,
yo, I'm a badass, look how good I am at sprinting.
Like, I haven't got no gator, and I've done it to...
If only you could sprint without the initial roll.
So they have the option to do that.
They can easily code that in, it's obviously possible.
Um...
I think there's a design reasoning behind that.
They don't want to have someone to force them to have another key bite, right?
They gave us a dedicated roll button, but not a dedicated sprint button, which is like...
I think a part of the weight of the sprint is the initiation of the roll.
And it simultaneously means you don't need an additional button.
So they think...
The mindset is this, right? The second they give you a dedicated sprint key-bind, right?
Well then you're forced to have a new key-bind, because it's the instantly...
Correct way to play the game.
the ball special baby the ball special the ball special
is that shit do you understand what I'm saying
they can give you a dedicated role bind for like people of autism
but there's no inherent advantage to doing that really you just have to get
more clean role button
but if they give you a dedicated sprint button well guess what now the best way
to sprint is to not run
sprint without the roll you'll be up AF to be honest
Well, and you would be forced to know in your key bind and do you want another forced key
bind into the game?
I think it probably made the game worse.
Same.
Do you understand?
So a guaranteed discreet roll key is not the best way to play the game, the best way
to play games that have just press roll once and you don't need it to just
hit key. The second they add a sprint key into the game the best way to sprint is
using the sprint key bind. Now everyone needs a new key bind for sprint because
you don't want to roll on sprint that's noob you can instantly sprint as
faster. Well I got interrupted and then people aren't understanding what I'm
saying so that's why you say he's saying the same thing over and over and over
I'm trying to explain to chat because people are not comprehending what I'm
saying why I'm saying it they should remove the role so the game doesn't
suck anymore
correct
so the role was like the strongest the whole games build right at and there's
one of the strongest things about the game.
Okay, sucking, scorching old coffee through a straw is not the play.
It is not the play. Ow!
Oh, that is not the play.
Oh, I should not have done that.
I just burnt my tongue in the back of my mouth.
Good morning, Quinn.
I just burnt my tongue in the back of my mouth.
See, when you sip a coffee, it's very easy to tell how hard it is, and you can just, like, ah, sip it.
when it's rodoge in your mouth it's rodoge in your mouth
oh it's terrible
hello quincent how is the dream core build so far
been wanting to try it myself do you have a link to the build by any chance
thank you king
this is like authentic 169 build you cannot find this anywhere online this is my
own setup
completely entirely thought up my own brain my own gray meta I have seen no
other players skill trees at all I don't even I don't have this what I'm doing is
even good by the way I like this could be like the worst skill tree ever this is
organic as it comes I did I don't even I've just stopped watching you
Peewee stream is entirely in the morning and everything and I've just been
Like for example, I watched a YouTube video on
Twitch streaming how hard it is to be a Twitterer
This morning
And it's funny one of the things that one of the things in the video is like yeah
By the way, you can't actually tell Jack how hard it is to be a Twitterer because the second you do that
they're gonna get mad instantly it was a video from Josh Stryfase yeah it was a 1-0
essay no that because you need roll to it be instant you need roll to instantly
activate on button press you don't want that weird like you want you want it to
Instantly roll a second like the on button press it rolls
Otherwise it doesn't feel clean because people don't otherwise you'll have to it'll be depressed and then unpress and it would be not it'll be shit
Yeah, Dras video was great it was pretty good
Beatbox group searching searching some more. Oh, I'm sorry master
They couldn't find any clip of you charging the tower. What are you talking about?
Yeah, basically Josh straight flies he's dream for 100 days straight and he effectively not became depressed
But it basically made him into negative person
He says basically constantly interacting with people who are like mentally ill and arranged online
basically just bring this perception of reality and turn him to a way more
negative person than he ever was in his entire life and he said basically like
every negative comment he would get was like a it was like a little bit of
erosion it was like a drip of water eroding like a cliffside away and even
and you get that and the whole thing about like this ignoring people doesn't
work because in order for you to ignore them you have to read it and then by
essence of reading it you internalize part of that message which is so
I
Don't know how you guys have made me depressed yet. I don't know how chance made me to pressure it
legit
It's actually crazy, bro
Dip I have become so much more cynical over the years that 100 I pretty much assume that now like malicious intent
almost straight away with any comment and you know what's crazy is I'm pretty
much I'm right when someone's topic of shit that seems too good to be true or
like it seems like a you know whatever it's it's like you click on that thing
and every single one of their messages is that and they're doing exactly what
you think they're doing
it's a nice thing for it's like that is being online 217 bad because just
serenity itself with people who are like
No, not everyone right?
But that this twitch definitely has demographic of people
Who are not socially well adjusted?
So then you're serenity yourself with some of the most ill people on the planet
And then you it's becoming normalized
you know and then you just assume that's everyone and then every time every time you
really need to get combat
I had developed a level of star system chat otherwise I wouldn't be streaming the way
I'm today. I always I would have been burnt out and had a minute right down like 15 times
But I there's no doubt I'm definitely not mean if enough people type enough negative comments
the vibes are off and
my days ruined
100%
But I mean, you know, it's kind of like a it's like a barrier though, right?
It's like a barrier. Whenever you start a new day, you kind of have like a new amount
of barrier generated. And the more like you interact with real human beings in the real
world and stuff, and you disconnect from the internet, the more barrier you generate. But
then the more time you spend in line, the more your barrier is whittled away, right?
But if chat like ults, if chat ults and everyone works together to just fucking, like you're
just having a shit day, you've got a headache, you feel bad.
69 months with the God Gamer.
Fun fact I started watching you after you did a YouTube review for Wulson Loud.
Oh there you go dude.
Well, because of Quinn and Chat I started to lose weight because Chat calls Quinn a
fat slob 24 7 and I'd rather avoid those comments so far I have lost 30 pounds
there you go there you go that's good
I run 288 wait I feel like that's good if you've changed your life for the
positive I just think I'm like is he gonna the middle ill guys they you've
reformed a lot recent I think you've been improving in the human being a lot
he's me he's not me me I believe it I genuinely believe it I genuinely believe
he lost weight 65 months with some guy who is the best
pro player in history yep that is you Quinn the number one guy the best person
in the world, the unbeatable, the immovable object, the fat one, the big hauler, the always
eating, the burger muncher.
He was talking about a food culture on Twitch by the way and how they glorify eating burgers
and basically content creator food.
And that's terrible for your health.
And look at you, you're doing it right now bro.
So he was right.
We talked about the chat monolith as well which was Crack Up.
The entity which is chat.
You know.
Lovecraftian, like a wall of flesh.
When chat gets to a certain size, they no longer start being in bid individuals and they turn
into like a giant entity.
And the chat feeds up the streamer and the streamer feeds up the chat.
Like some sort of fucking sick twisted freak.
The borg bro the fucking borg yeah.
What do they have yet?
True.
True.
The thing is that's alright. I think that you can totally view the chat as a single entity and I do that all the time.
Which probably is a bad thing. But then at the same time I definitely single people out all the time constantly and I can also view them as...
I can simultaneously just generalize everyone as chat and literally visualize and think about you as a chat like, fuck chat is pissing me off right now.
Like, overall, you're just irritating me right now.
I'm like, chat, I love chat right now, they're epic, they're so funny.
Oh, they're hilarious, how do they come up with these memes?
What, I can assign something negative or positive to all of chat, AOE.
But at the same time, I can be like, no, this fucking guy specifically, fuck this person right here,
this one guy that I can, and I know that's not all of chat, because he's out of line.
Fucking NGZ Pro, dude. Fucking NGZ Pro, dude.
Oh my fucking god that fucking bitch ass bro get ass
That's a joke but I'm joking
But I know you get that in there but I can definitely, I mean I see people that all the time and it's like
So I feel like you can simultaneously like chat is this big monolithic fucking entity that you can look at is one thing
But you can also like their heads are popping out from time to time and one head sticks out further than the rest
And you can just grab it by the fucking neck
And and then you get this fucking thing
Rip it out you know
Fucking throw on the ground. Stamp on it a few times.
Yo, Alpha Cheesecake.
So I don't think, I don't think, I don't think everyone views this stream as a full on one channel.
I think you can, you can do it. I think both can be true at the same time.
But yeah, if you were, if you, dude, imagine how spooky that'd be, like,
I'm trying to interact with chat on an individual basis with each individual, exclusively.
Ugh.
That'd be like, you have to do a one-on-one.
I mean, you couldn't stream because at just 24-7 you'd be doing one-on-ones with a million
people constantly, so you'd stream for five seconds and then you'd need to individually
address like a hundred different people which would take like an hour so then
you just hope it would just it would just want to work right on top of that
that'd just be like it's way easier to just imagine chat is one thing because
then it's like almost like in you know if you try and visualize and imagine
each person being an individual it's a lot more spooky because then you're like
wow the things I say I kind of like it means everything has more weight right
Like oh, you fuck up and you don't just fuck up in front of chat
Yeah, you fuck up in front of like thousands and thousands of people and like you know you fuck up in front of this individual that individual this individual
Instead of just chat
It's got more white. Yeah, that's why I just reduce you guys to a single monoplick entity bonus chat
Are you telling me why I'm talking to chat
I'm talking to you return. I'm talking specifically to you
Wiz giggle you motherfucking bitch ass who the fuck do you think you are you got a little custom avatar?
I ain't followed to those following since 2020 only six years, dude only six years
No more comments this guy could we can we fat one time dude?
residential sleeper okay do you know what I was about to ban you but then you
should fuck flying out so actually you're okay
but yeah the tail the errors the tail the hours
Josh's video was like yeah streaming makes you depressed it makes you super
negative and it's way easier to make YouTube videos.
And ah, ah, ah, people have to completely don't understand streaming and they never will.
People, if people don't understand streaming, they never will.
I think it's just sitting in front of their couch playing video games whenever it's
absolutely not that at all
right but then if you try tell them that it's not that then they'll get
irritated which is also true which is pretty true pretty honestly true he's
true for knives and if it takes true
tennas not
I swear when we're just singing in the cast of my video games, all of the top streamers
on Twitch would just be people singing in the cast of my video games.
You don't think that- think about this.
Think about this.
If you can do fucking nothing and get something-
Pokemon build is super fun 26 months. Okay
Think think about this
Wait boys think about this
Do people try get the most out of doing the least
Is that a thing that people try and do is that a mechanic because I that is I swear to God a fundamental that is the evolution
Fundamentally as a human we try to get the most food with the least effort, right?
That is just how we operate right because it makes sense. Why wouldn't you that's just that's just optimization algorithm, right?
That's like, okay
Well, this is very much over here and there's very much there like it's easy to get the berries from here
I can get a faster and easier as I'm gonna get those birds right here, right?
That's what you're gonna do
So now why aren't
There like a million streamers doing it like just full opportunity costs like oh they basically have to do nothing and they get
something. One of the like a thousand streamers that are just sitting on a couch playing a video game
with no mic, no interaction, no chat interaction, no co-owners trying to be
at all entertaining, doing anything interesting. Why are there just people just like doing
rants, just scratching their ass fighting and just playing video games?
Who? Who's doing that? So does Altagound. Okay, the reason Sodo can do that on his Altagound is
because he has, uh, A, he's famous, right?
He's one of the first spectrumers of all time that was ever popped off ever, right?
So he's like a cult following.
And he streamed.
He dedicated giga try hard to turbo ultra triad entertaining deals for gold.
All sorts of content types of shit.
A million events started his own org.
Did all the stuff.
That's not just playing video games on the couch.
Do you think Shadow of Uncended will work in his entire life?
You're fucking retarded.
Germa is missing 11.
Germa is like the better example of someone who...
What are you talking about?
He became popular after doing like...
Ultra...
I mean, the amount of man hours that went into his events
and the things that he did in the past would be insane, bro.
He's gigging effort.
You're giving like the perfect example of a person who puts turbo effort into doing stuff
that is not just sitting in front of a computer, the reality is this.
Ain't nobody just sitting in front of a computer screen just doing fucking nothing.
He's a German moon, but we Moon Moon is ultra try hard, right?
What?
Loom Moon is permanently online, constantly interacting, creating memes, working with
artists, doing all sorts of stuff offline with his various communities, developing that
like super tight-knit in-group vibe, whatever you want to call that, which is not just sitting
in front of- he's not just playing video games.
What are they creating memes? I mean like creating environments for memes to thrive but he's not
sitting there creating memes like a meme creator. He's trying really hard to
create environments.
He's banging it out P.E.F.E.
He's busy cheating on his wife.
Guys!
Guys!
This is ultimately the thing.
doing the thing in the Joss video that he said you shouldn't do, which is ever try and argue with
Jet. Dude, you are totally correct, Jet. Obviously, playing video games,
even if it's like, okay, playing video games is let's say 40% of it or half of it, right?
You still do get to play video games. And people are just going to see that as like,
Oh, you just play video games and there's and the optics of that
Impossible to overcome right? It's like you good. You're good. You're gonna. It's one of those things
We're people are just gonna say that
And it's because it's true you are playing video games because I am playing video games
I love playing by the big cell and I get to do something that I love but
What I am doing right now is not sitting down in front of my computer just playing by the big cell
I'm reading chat. I'm reading a bunch of messages that are being really mean. I'm reading a bunch
of messages that are agreeing with me, disagreeing with me. It's also the discord. I'm having this
conversation like do you think my right now my heart rate is elevated I'm
really like I'm releasing chemicals in my brain that are stressing the out
right now instead of just playing the game and just being totally chill do you
think that the right now do you think that right now this isn't fucking
I am stuck and dude I have an insane barrier right I have been saying a
little over resilience right which which is part of like a part of that a part of
talk it required to stream on the platform as long as I have without having
some sort of middle break down.
Shut up bitch!
When I say middle break down I mean full middle break down right? Like, I'm talking full middle break down bro.
Not like just like a little middle break down because I mean even it's a little bit of a middle break down every now and then right?
Okay T1, T2, T3.
If you have a woman to bring up, I'll wait.
Here we go.
Mmmmm.
Are you really being objective if you think Sturmeus is just sitting down and playing video
games?
being addictive. Like are you lying to yourself? Are you creating a straw man and taking a straw
man? Shut up bitch! Yeah you know. That's like saying being a doctor is just going in and
doing surgery on people. I almost guarantee you being a doctor is like, I think the majority
of being a doctor is not doing surgery on people. The majority of being a doctor is
like admin, paperwork, talking to people, learning some bullshit, listening to updates
and some bureaucracy dog shit you're gonna do, like I bet you being a doctor is not,
no I'm not a doctor but I can see from the outside clearly they don't just
operate on people constantly which would be nice if they did that right, I mean
they fucking need to optimize this is where they can do that more often. Okay I got
100 takes life.
He's got cast rays.
I mean...
I want to craft this somehow.
Oh, for sure. I bet you being a clown is not just making balloon animals. 100%. Nor is
it doing like certain performance acts. Nor is it, it's like a combination. Dude, it's
the whole logistics issue of and you've got you've got you've got a bulk
people in right you got a fine clients okay you're gonna have to have the
logistics of getting to the place you've got all these various items and
inventory that are going to be broken and used up and you're gonna have to
restock those goods you like there's so many things that go into being a clown
right and you don't realize that you just think oh a clown just turns up and
just makes funny faces, right? And fucking as a red nose and goes, Hong Kong, I guarantee
you being clown has no like, is far more difficult than you think. Or, you know, and there'd
be conversely, there'd be other jobs that'll be a lot easier than you'd expect that looked
card from the outside but actually quite as easy.
And I feel like streaming is one of these things where it's
unintuitive.
Outs?
Click.
It's kinda cool.
It's really- I don't know- I didn't shoot you to get away from it, man.
I didn't see all this.
Bro, I'm literally talking about the video that I just watched.
And it's not ragebait, ret-retard.
Josh, strife, what are you talking about?
I'm not watching the whole thing though.
Agreement can be mined for more conflict than its positive moments don't give the audience anything to get riled up over.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being on the couch with no one watching.
If people can get out of memories the same way, it's not your only focus.
Or your chat interaction isn't fast enough on the couch with no one watching.
There we go, there we go.
Because when your job is to entertain,
the game now becomes a twang's you're doing.
You're also now reading the or why Twitch streamers
seem to suck at games,
despite literally playing them as a job.
Put simply, you've got a limited amount of brainpower
and focusing it all on one thing
can make you kind of good at that thing over time.
But when you start juggling two or three things,
you can't give each one 100% of your focus
and each one suck at it.
I can though.
When you do that, you are attention splitting.
Now, playing a video game when you come home
from a long day at work is designed to be a relaxing hobby.
But when you are streaming, playing the game is only one of the things you're doing.
You're also now reading the Twitch chat, you're reacting to it, and if you're playing with
other people in the game, you're reacting to them as well.
Many people think you can stream a game the same way you'd just casually sit and play
one for your own enjoyment, and that's just not the case.
Because when your job is to entertain, the game now becomes a tool, a framework that
you can build entertainment around.
When people find out I do twitch streaming they say oh god I wish I could just play games
all day and I tell them you can but it wouldn't be a very good stream because the moment that
camera is focused on you and that microphone is in your face you are psychologically experiencing
that game from a different mindset than you would have if you were just lounging on the
couch with no one watching.
The game you are playing- By the way I think some games can actually be elevated and announced
and actually be made more fun than they would be if you were streaming.
I'll take and other games apps are fucking
Lutely can be made to be subhuman
Unplayable dog shit fucking trash that's gonna blow your fucking brains out
The religions fuck that game that dude if I could just bro you understand
I went through a period of depression both with League of Legends and a little craft
where I
All I want to do was play the game. Now, it was the worst of all the work out by the way because I came to the realization
I can never do world pvp again
The favorite thing I like to do I can never do again because the fact that I have these guys who are obsessed with me
All they want to do is I'm a streamer and they want to fuck with me
And they're gonna they freakishly stalk me on a discord and all they do is do this one thing so I can never have
organic
authentic world pvp ever again
And I can go off-stream and I can try to it and I can still find me and it's one of the things where I had a full-on mental breakdown
I was like it was like one of my favorite outlets or my favorite things
What are my favorite like things would I would get home and like let me just go kill like 50 people
Let me just go fucking camp a dude for it like a half an hour. You know I need to go this list
just go fuck someone shit up and
You know just knowing that I can ever do that again. Oh
Oh my god, that was so fucking sad.
And then, obviously, wanting to play League of Legends and just have it within the games,
but it being impossible, terrible.
But conversely, there's games that would be kinda boring, maybe, to play for a super
extended period of time by yourself, which were made really fun.
I don't know if I would have been able to play Valheim as much as I did on those Pumatith
hardcore runs where I'm just mining copper all day and I'm just building houses and I'm
I'm doing that shit for like days and days and days on end if it wasn't for the fact that I had chat to chat with
Yeah, so it's like chat probably elevated some games that
There's not that much going on. So, you know ultimately cancels out, but yeah
The teammates you have at its multiplayer the chat the discussions going on your responses donations subscriptions the software you run into
Stream it food and drink you have in real life and all the traditional obligations
You have to the stream all the sponsors combine all of this and you'll realize
Streaming is a job that requires a specific skill set to be good at and I'm not saying it's the most difficult job in the world
I know people are gonna push back against this, but it is a job
Nonetheless and this means people will message you guarantee it
Complaining that your gameplay isn't good enough because it's not your only focus
Or your chat interaction isn't fast enough because it's not your only focus
True
Your teammates are getting annoyed because you're not focusing on them because they're not your only focus and the truth is
That's why whenever you grew up with someone you just could have completely focused on the team
Otherwise you're a dick to the stream is that like bro you join you join with and they're like yapping to their chat on comms
Mike open instead of focusing on the fucking game those guys are courage, bro. They need to lock in
All of these things do matter and they're all urgent and you have to make the equation balance
Attention splitting will mean we might miss important aspects of game design like walking past an obvious item because you're reading the chat to
Thanks on Donators
Or you're me that's gotta be I run my signs all the time. No, I don't think donators cuz fuck that shit. That's cringe
but
Yeah, that's the mistreatment. It's not cuz I'm shit if you have games for sure
She didn't chat because you're focusing entirely on the game and make people feel bad because they've given money
And you've not thanked them if your attention splitting enough
You don't actually form memories the same way. Anyway, anyway, yep true
That's what I was talking about which is why if you have it about it someone saying I'm rage-banging or like I'm getting
I'm just explaining in the video that I just watched, but...
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to streaming underscore is underscore easy.
Another dad gamer noticed my path of exile shirt in the park and asked if it's better than Diablo.
What are you telling?
You better tell them, bro.
You better tell them.
Stop making fun of me!
I'm dyslexic!
Lexik! I'm retarded!
It's not my fault!
I was on a bill, and we sold around a 10.
Pull up, Randy, Randy!
Please stop being me, the queenie.
He's just a streamer.
Please stop being me, the queenie.
He's just a streamer.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Well, I'm quite full-skilled.
Come on, girl, go!
Voice cracks.
Fiddling in the walls.
Little daddy crew, girl.
Okay, I did.
Okay, I did.
Okay, I did.
You're taking the piss, right?
But what I'm trying to say is streamers, okay streamers are humans, okay, right?
And you might just log in and think it's like, you know, the streamer's subhuman, he's
not really the guy online who can fucking kiss, and you just type whatever the mean
comment and you want, right?
You type in some fucking shit.
This means nothing to you, it's irrelevant.
But that could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
That message could just be the thing that puts, you know, pushes them over the edge
and make some feel fucking trash and awful and bad.
And I feel like this thing of like dehumanizing streamers
and just feeling like it's okay to type whatever you want in chat at any point in time
and just be mean as fuck for no fucking reason.
Um...
It's kind of messed up, bro.
It's kind of messed up.
Okay.
The fact that you think it's cool to just come in and leave out whatever, say some shit.
Hey there, it was deserved though.
If you just constructed and criticizing, or you're just pointing out a truth, in a way
that you would do to someone else IRL, right?
Like, I don't know.
Fair enough.
But if you just say coming in and you said a bad day and you decided like, I'm just
gonna fucking type a real mean message into champ for no reason, it's like, you can remember
that.
The streamer's a real people too, bro.
We can say like, just ignore it, but like once you read it, you internalize it, 100%.
100% fucking percent.
Testimony's Reflection, I disagree with that tag actually, quite massively, because you
can curate your chat to extreme degrees.
Maybe the meta argument of that. It's actually okay. You create your chat
Right. The issue is to almost everyone it will just let their chance well behaved and really nice
But really what it actually is happening is the chat's fake as fuck and super muted to the point where you can't see anything
It's just a facade and it's fake and then maybe that is an analogy to the streamer, right?
Oh the whole link to facade in their fake as fuck. This is why they have the typical curated chat where like literally
You can only say nice things the way you are permanently banned, right?
instantly by a fucking mod that will not even hesitate to take you the fuck out
Which is I mean maybe it's one of those things where you can I don't know
Maybe that could be kind of true, but optically you can make it not true
So, you know it depends on anyone like I think it's a little more complicated than that
And on top of that, I think people online, uh, I mean, okay, you said the stream is the reflection of the chat I
Think certain communities for certain games have certain personalities and like, you know
You a company's true to the stream in a game and then everyone the chat just evolves into spamming the inward, right?
Is that because like what everybody plays that game is racist or something or is that just because?
Online culture just does that weird shit and
Like they have certain biases and certain things they want to say
like I'm telling you if you like that if you don't moderate anyone's chatting you say anyone's chat
you can have whatever you want anywhere it devolves into people to spam it's loose that's like the
default nature that's that's the default nature of like any chat I swear to God because because
there's like some small percentage of people who just want to run a favorite which is like is that
a reflection of the streamer I think it's a reflection of society there's a reflection of
you know people who are middle-eal online you know I don't think that's a
prediction of the streamer so I think it's more complicated than just a
one-to-one reflection of the streamer because there's so many things they
could change that do you know said when you are eating you are not just eating
but you are chewing think about all the muscles you are using just to move your
jaw. Do you know you are also breathing at the same time? Can you believe that? Eating
is such a hard job. Where's Shed? I'm not just eating all day. I'm also fat!
Just kidding dumbfucks. Streaming is the easiest job ever. I just sit on my ass watching videos
Made by the efforts of other people while getting money, then I play pixel games and yell pussy in my ass!
Okay.
I know he's got a real job. It's like the number one job.
I would like to reach out my hand and they see you.
And they tell you to run on my way.
On my way in member D.
Seen video all pick me up with golden hand in New Bay see you
You may tell you to run on my way on my way in mempedy seem to be dear
What I'm saying is
My my I supposedly tell my kids to not tell anyone like what I do for a living
And I told them multiple times they know that I was supposed to do it and I was like at a cafe
and then I come over to my child with another child and they would chat they
found a bird in a tree and they were looking at it and and I come around and
she's like my dad is over there he's a streamer he plays video games online and
like I explicitly said never tell anyone I do that and it's like oh no
Why? Because it's fucking- Dude, because my content is not safe for fucking five-year-olds.
If one of the- Okay, you understand? These motherfuckers, these children- I mean, no.
Children have access to TikTok, they see all this shit online. Honestly, my stream probably wouldn't even be that bad, right?
But still, it's not gonna be great if someone, child, somehow gets on my stream and says,
Look daddy, this is my friend's dad, and I'm like fucking bitch cut pussy fuck you shut the fuck up
Contest motherfucker, you know like they're gonna they're gonna go what the fuck is going on like oh my god look at him
Now I'd be like well why the fuck are you actually letting your kid watch that the status as irresponsible, but um, yeah, yeah
The whole kid is the whole fucking thing about number one job of kids is to be an influencer
it's it's kind of dystopian but then it's uh yeah it's it's bad because the kids
all they know about it they know about but YouTube and they know about streaming
and shit and they like want to then that and then when they I mean it's good it's
cool that my kids think my job's cool or whatever but it's obviously a net
negative in some respects in terms of you know trying to have relationships with
the parents and then to not break other kids that are just you know
Guys, I'll put it like this. Streaming is for sure the hardest job I've ever had in my life, 100%.
But it's absolutely been the most fun job, and the most interesting job, and the most rewarding job I've ever had.
And I wouldn't trade it for anything.
But I'll keep doing this till I fucking like even if even if
Elon Musk gave me 200 billion dollars, I would still do streaming because I get spun
Even though I think it's hot I just why would just do it less and I would try it way less hard, right?
I would just you know whatever it I just
probably wouldn't stream as much we take the days off the on holidays and shit, but you know whatever
But all you guys are saying is not a job and it's just fucking afk believe any games you just wrong and retarded right just wrong retarded
But for sure like I
Use like on a league launch bro, I'll be honest I
On a league launch
for a game that you're super looking forward to, that's super exciting and fun, and you're super excited for.
And all you want to do is play that, and all you would do is play that.
And then all you get to do is play that, and just do that.
And then you, like, yeah, it's not exactly playing it, because you also have to, like, you know, whatever,
do entertaining stuff, and be entertaining, and do some extra bullshit.
But for the most part, you might just play in the game you want to play, and you're just doing what you want to do.
And that is pretty fucking awesome, right?
Like, you know, I would normally on a league launcher, on an expansion release, have to
book time off from my job to then de-gine the fuck out of the video game, but instead,
it's like, ah, I'm going on a business trip, like, I'm going to wait, I'm gone for the
next fucking five days, I'm sorry, I'm gone for the next five days, you know, and that's
pretty, that is pretty sick, right, that is pretty sick, but it's not every day, no, no,
All right, then.
You there yet?
It's not every day.
What I'm saying is...
Oh!
Oh, whoa.
Well, I think that, uh,
you know,
they think it's...
what I mean to say is, uh,
the, um,
I uh, chat. I'm gonna be honest. I completely forgot what I was talking about.
I'm a booo-booboo!
Sorry these fucking boozers in chat have no idea how hard streaming is. They are projecting andies.
It's easily one of the hardest jobs, especially the streamers who play games.
The fact you have to put up with these haters all day is insane. You're underpaid.
True, true, I mean any other kid that's definitely not fake.
Bitch, you live on a multi-acre farm in the countryside raising four kids on a single
income with a stay-at-home wife.
You have a zero-mile commute to work every day and don't have to deal with any people
you can't just ban.
I'm not begrudging you any of these things because you have earned them but give me a
fucking break thinking you have any idea what normal working life is like.
It's almost like I had a job ten years before I was streaming and I actually
understand what that's like. Bro let me tell you the easiest job I've ever had
would be considered a job that's actually kind of hard.
Why is she waiting? Is it easy? I wish I was here. I found being a computer
technician more difficult than being in the Army for example. Being a computer
The condition was part of the meaning of the army because you were just like
Sitting there drinking coke all day just fixing computers that shit was like
That shit was a I don't know it was depressing
You just like the radio was on you just sitting there in this room all day and was just a fucking kind of depressing right kind of depressing
I'm and then you'd been sitting there for the whole time to the point where you didn't even want to play video games
Because you just like felt shitty because you just been sitting in a room playing and then you'd be playing with the walker after
I just been sitting in front of a computer all day, and it didn't feel as good
But yeah, like being the army, that shit is easy as fuck.
You just gotta go around, they tell you, are you a hero?
You gotta go here for two weeks, live out of this hut, build a cul-de-sac, collect concrete
from here, carry the sacks, do this.
That manual labor is trivial as fuck.
You just do it.
It's fun, and it's satisfying to complete.
Um, in dynamic. Yeah. I enjoy it. If someone tells me they're doing difficult, it's fun
to me. Just like, uh, or, or, for example, doing meters was awesome. I mean, do meter
reading, dude? You just drive around to people's houses and then you just read a meter and
then go to the next house, read a meter and go to the next house and read a meter. And
it was like, you get the radio on, you're interacting with all sorts of wacky, quirky
people, you get to- dogs would chase you and shit which is so much fun I would
love that. Punch multiple dogs in the head. I got beaten a couple times you
know it was high octane content and it's like I love that and then it was
like you got to the end of the day and you just knock off. Now I got paid minimum
wage so that it wasn't very rewarding and on top of that you know it was like
interesting enough but it wasn't like super fun and it wasn't super challenging
at all right so then if you're not getting challenged to me that's like
well what am I doing I'm again challenged I need to be challenged but
that's not I wouldn't describe that as being hard right that like that is not
hard. It's just different. Challenged. What was the thing, right? When I was in the army
and I was doing basic, I loved it. It was like every day, dude, they'd wake you up with
a fucking bell and they'd throw water on you and shit and you'd be lip-accroding through
a fucking stream and it's like I see the shit and you're having to dig a gun pit fucking
and then your pyjamas and shit and it's like that was fun, love that.
I love that.
I'm logged in bro, I'm like okay what do I want to do now, I'm going to do it, fucking
go.
That's fun.
The point in which I let the army and was not enjoying the army was when I got to base
and everyone was just fucking around, skiming off, doing nothing.
People were bragging about how little they could do, like dude I just did nothing the
whole day, it was so sick, I just, bro, I skipped P.T. and then I went here and we were just
playing xbox it was so cool badass and I was at the worst vibe to me like I love
doing work I love doing work so if you sit there never
just coming out that's not even think that's hard is my dick for you looking
very cute today quinney I feel like most people love doing work right well I
I think people are motivated to pop off. Love don't work.
Oh shit, that's all, oh shit.
If it's challenging.
Now it's boring and mundane and monotonous.
Okay, monotonous work.
mundane work shit that is like I'm bored I don't like this it's not
challenging me as a person that sucks I will quit and get a new job I would
rather like it was just what I did right that's exactly what I did do
fulfilling work is fun yeah well I did it that is 100% okay what is I say
fulfilling right I enjoyed screwing down whatever it was like 10,000 screws
into my dick.
Like it was satisfying to complete it and I, you know, I was getting bitter and bitter
and faster and faster and it was like min-maxing how fast can I get the screws in and how accurate
can I be.
And then when I finished it was like super satisfying, screwing that dick in.
That's some friggy shit, dawg.
During your assessment for the army they determined you were mentally challenged so they decided
to not physically challenge you also you would think it's hard to be in the army in a weak
country but in this modern world it's just easy and pathetic.
Fake news, hard fake news bro, hard fake news, hard fake news, it's funny how basic was
so cooked that multiple people got sent home on medical due to hypothermia and they actually
injured a bunch of people and a sergeant like punched two people on the head
you know which is just like you know classic I mean but yeah I mean it is
first of all contrary it's not like we were like in the fucking I don't know
what what what was that place it was not like we were uncellied and we were we
got our fucking cocks blown off for like one of our children that you're
I stopped bothering you this week.
Yeah.
I think he's great.
I think he's great.
I'm genuinely curious to hear what the most difficult part of streaming is.
Now that you are one of the biggest streamers out there, you don't have to grind for viewers
or spend time making YouTube videos anymore.
Not baiting genuinely curious.
Um, okay, wait.
What?
If you think I don't do if you think I'm not
Obviously a league launch is like my bet that like a league launch or a game that I'm looking forward to releasing is at the best
That's like that there there's there's actually zero work, but why says there work
It's like barely any work whatsoever the time in between those gaps though, which is the majority of time
trying to find stuff trying to
look around, investigate, find things that are interesting, keep people entertained.
That is like a torturous path. It's in like a bendy and like you know you're
gonna go you're gonna play a game and it's gonna be so boring, it's gonna be so shit
and everyone's gonna hate it and every time you do that it's like a it's a
trade-off right? Okay now you did the thing you didn't like it, Chad didn't like it.
Your momentum is just you just basically like you've just hit like a nail on
the road and your tires going down and now you need to try find something
which is it both engaging for you and the jet or at least for the jet right and
you and you can you fucking try to pivot try to find something and I'm
constantly doing that whenever I'm not doing something that's like a game
launcher or a league that I'm sick of looking forward to right and if you may
think that that process is not stressful or you may think it's super easy and
they do just do it but yeah like ask like 90 something like 95% of all the
streamers that have tried to stream long-term and it failed
it's like the complete 01 majority of all streamers fail over long term they
just they fail they have to take like the amount of streamers you could
think that eventually I just finished and 12 hour shift on my feet and my lower
your back is completely shot. Please tell me more about how exhausting it was to sit
in a heated room, drink coffee, and read a chat that is literally paying off your mortgage.
I'm not, that's not what I'm doing, I'm simply saying I watched a video and it was funny how
true it was about all these things that chat misunderstands and all these things that are
streaming that. The funny thing was that the net result of hindering for 100 days was he
became negative and twisted as a person from interacting with, you know, socially not very
well adjusted people for hours on end every single day.
And it's funny because I definitely think I myself 100% have become far more jaded and
I'm far more cynical than I ever was before I started streaming.
I think streaming is a multiple.
I think as you get older that happens, I think as you get older that happens just because
by nature of getting old, right?
I think it's multiplied by being online and constantly reading.
Like, think about how many messages have I read today
that have been critical of me, what I'm saying, what I believe,
my appearance, what I think.
Think about it.
The average person gets like one of those comments in a day,
and they're like, it's that they're twisted.
That's why they ruined what they think.
I just say, I look like a putt away and you're thinking about
the whole time or the whole point.
Did that guy just sit?
You're thinking about this thing, and it's like, imagine getting that times a hundred
every day.
That times a thousand.
But, I genuinely, like, did.
You look puppy today, dude, those comments, like, you look puppy today, or like, oh, you
look really old today, or like, you look like you're doing drugs, and then you actually
see it, like, you're self-reflection, you're like, dude, I do look fucking malnourished.
I do look like kind of a Drake. Am I haggard as fuck right now?
And then you see them they're like fuck. I am fat and you know, you're constantly it's all these things
And you're getting hundreds of these comments that make you think certain things and I you know
Again before I start streaming. I didn't even have the perception that I was even short
Genuinely swear to god swear my fucking mother did not even have even one clue that I was even considered even slightly short
And now I'm like I think of a midget freak. That's like one for two
That's a pretty weird way of saying it, I'm actually just one foot tall, I'm actually just one foot free from a jit guy.
I wasn't delusional, right? It's just I wasn't interacting with fucking socially melodious people who had the
protective barrier of anonymity, where they could basically say whatever they want, and
you know, it doesn't affect them and just the person, so they can just get away with it, right?
And I just kind of, you know, obviously I think, okay, I'm obviously not a fucking midget freak.
Which is nothing wrong with being midget, but like, I'm obviously not that, but like, you know, they're kinda right.
Bit of truth to every single, like every comment that someone has there's actually usually a little bit of a truth there
Like 90% of the time
I thought it was Kelsey and Arthur and just his husband
Yeah, but I'm not again. I'm not trying to complain. I'm just literally I watched a video about streaming
It was just funny that that was that was his outtake and
And it was like actually pretty true. I can totally see how that happens
Speed as a business been in the industry, but like he's streamed for a hundred days. I streamed fucking
thousands of days listen
Get I think you're under estimating the amount of effort it takes to keep thousands of low IQ monkeys entertained
Chet look here is banana! Chet want banana! Chet love banana!
Hello, squinny doody. You are looking quite plumpy today. Take care of yourself, little buddy, chert.
Yep.
Yep.
True.
Most people complaining about their job this dramatically at work will get fired but this
This guy's is getting paid for it by rage baiting.
What a hard job you have.
Wait, you're telling me you couldn't go home with a co-worker?
And then, um, just pitch about your job?
Cause I feel like you could.
I feel like if I pitch about anything, if I pitch about anyone or anything,
it just multiplied and amplified and posted anywhere.
But I've been permanently blind of my platform for just out of context clips that make like that are totally benign
They just they just have what a context that they look really bad
Like that's I think it's pretty every band that hasn't been me showing tits or or a vision on stream
It's just being a clip that has of mine that's being taken out of context and just misrepresented in a way
That's super negative
try come oh yeah come come one time as well
whereas you can bitch and that's not gonna happen because you're not
constantly under a microscope and you don't have a fucking video camera and
a microphone there 24-7 so it's one of the things that you just don't just don't
record it just don't just don't have a camera well then you don't have a job
congrats doesn't work salute in wood I never got banned for salute I never got
banned for in wood and above those things out of context don't fuck I I misspoke
Quoting a song and B. It wasn't a fucking salute. I was trying to recreate the China salute
Which actually is a China salute they did a salute that basically is a Nazi salute back in the day in the 1880s
Yeah, no all my
All my all my bands I've twitched for like the most classic one that people were interested like the other guys
says she's asking for it which is never what I said streaming is hard especially
for introverts you're talking a lot about random things instead of the game
does that mean this league is bad no review so far do you feel like you have
an aim and a goal is it mindless no no opposite of my list opposite of my
list I'm currently actively trying to reroll to a different bill and I can see
there I was just logged in and some moment like that comment felt really good
Will he put the rock up and I have to roll seriously under estimating how hard it is
To find YouTube videos to watch on stream every day like I have to scroll so far to find enough to waste three hours a day
On top of all of that I have to come up with perfect rage bait daily
Let's go this raid bait thing
it
The brain this corner good rage bait
It's like, I just say things that I believe to be true and it's quote unquote rage bait.
Oh, he's the rage baiting, bro.
He's the rage baiting.
I say he's a true thing.
Man, that's some rage bait, bro.
Can't believe he's rage baiting God with this thing that he said that's just true.
Get the fuck out of here.
I need to get more coffee though. I'm drinking out these little cups. Brutal bruh, it's brutal.
Yeah. I face tank chat damage by stacking the armor of the Stoic set bonus and then
I Z DPS them with bleed damage from my gaslight gauntlets and my brain frog aura skill Jim
But in farming international currency out da wazoo, so it is what it is chat
Best list one of this boss
You know this
Oh good boy, 50 streak, my man, 50 streak, maybe 50 fucking streak.
That stream is amazing and I love it.
But yeah, it definitely, it's definitely like a mental health thing, where it's a balance.
100%.
I feel like that goes for a lot of jobs, right?
I'm sure like, if you were a police officer, right, and all you did was police officer
stuff and you never like had an outlet you probably have some sort of weird
middle issue like mental health issues stuff makes sense or like any it's a
you're like a say you're a Hollywood actor right so you're an actor I'm sure
that if they don't have like outlets that aren't just acting they've been they
constantly surrounded by drama and gossip and all this bullshit I'm sure
that you know that would also take a toll
Which is that big truck adding it's less of a streaming yeah
Yep
Yeah
Another thing you say was that which is pretty true in the video
I mean we just watched honestly I should just react to this video guys just react to this video
There's so many points that are so like true, but they don't kind of not true
like
Was like persona streaming creating like a fucking fake person and then using that person as a method of deflection
That is pretty OP
And trying to be yourself
It's like gonna be bad because then when that you know any sort of constructive criticism instead of being it
Leave it at the you know the persona is actually with that person, which is why I was here
Effectively I am just me right on stream so then when someone's talking shit about like
169 they're talking shit about me
Just pray a bad thing right
I need a defensive, like, why is she making a character check?
I should make some lore behind my character and fucking get, you know, then people attack
that shit.
I need a, I don't know, what kind of lore could I have check?
Like I like dog dick.
And maybe, I don't know.
Laws, yeah, some sort of doctor law.
I think you might have thought, I don't know.
But yeah, being a hyperversion of yourself is also interesting, right? Which is, I
feel like that's not a, that is not really like a, that's still yourself, right?
That's just yourself in a different context.
I said, do you act?
How do you act when you're around your boys versus when you're around your grandma?
Is it the same?
You one to one are the same exact person when you're around your grandma.
I was myself around my like English grandma and granddad, but never they were alive. Oh my god
They would think I'm straight middle. Oh
Well, I think myself I guess like, you know, just just a raw dog in like raw dog into the max
And this is fucked up Jenna man, the only reference I'm scared of job with an army doing stuff a five-year-old can do
And there's technician in the 1800 where the problem was to swap Rams like Lego
You get money by saying the most old trade just sit which is the opposite of what you can do in life
What do you mean if what if you have a thing called like a
reporter news reporter a fucking a
person who just reviews a
a fucking youtuber or a fucking student IGN journalist
and news anchor the president marketing people PR what do you think what are you
even saying on top of that i don't even i don't even try to say i write the shit i just try to say
true shit and then when I say a trooper it's too fair a lot of people are like
true and then a lot of people are saying that's crazy you'd say that I can't
believe you'd say that rage bait
see race better than I need to stop saying the word rage bait
chat if streaming is so easy and Quinn is getting paid so much why don't you do
it oh oh that's right you can't because you spam cat emotes all day get a damn
grip and appreciate greatness
I'll put it on the title
Title oh my god, I'd help
Yo chat I just have another thing by the way technical difficulties
Dude that's a part of the provision
Operating broadcasting software
Mission impossible. State of play later.
So I have to learn 10 minutes to learn software?
Ah, well it's not to do what I'm doing, right?
Yeah, I mean, no wrong. Nowadays this is a lot easier, but yeah.
It would take you weeks to learn how to operate my setup and how to, like, how to configure my audio and how to fucking...
Even just understand that all the plugins and the various things I have in OBS and all the various...
Not to do it. You don't need that but that's a part of what I part of my thing
that I do right two days ain't no way
ain't no way
I can guard story to show you the Lydia Matrix is like a item of buzz out look
if you think okay if you think that's the thing right if you think making your
building by the back shallows hard or you think you know the skill tree is
intimidating that ain't got nothing on a Dante matrix they've got nothing I'm
running what do you do molded PCs concurrently and not creating feedback
loops and then care you know monitoring it through a separate device that it
also plays through to OBS like it's it it is a yeah it is complete cancer by the
way it is it is I don't know how the fuck they don't make it easier but it is
the worst. Tim it gives you video in no way. You can do a one PC setup though for
sure you can do a pre-configured OBS nowadays on a one PC setup and just use
a USB market phone with a USB headset and you could be branded and retarded into a
glass room which you didn't use to be the case a while back there used to be a
bit of a skill cap to it and you need to watch a few tutorials and like look at
some red posts and stuff nowadays it's like no there's literally a wizard
configurator thing and if you just use default USB stuff on a single PC setup
It is actually branded
But if you want to use multiple PC have different audio camera feeds have different audio routing different audio tracks
Has very special effects and things that can happen
It gets very complicated very fast
Which is actually like
Yeah, one of the things in the trade, one of the parts of the trade.
Dude, dude, my damage is getting kinda good, am I crazy?
I mean, I get a C-14 where it's not T-15, but like, am I kinda owning?
I feel like I'm kinda owning right now.
This is not even the proper setup.
Brother Deck doesn't say putt and stream are fine.
Well, Brother Deck was like...
Whenever I had it set up, he completely broke all the settings, right?
He fucked his AOS audio up, he completely reset it all.
And I was able to set up his live stream on the computer up here whilst giving him access
to a real-time feed of my audio and my video from scratch in less than 10 minutes.
And brother Zach was like, yo, I don't know how you're doing that.
And it's like, yeah, you know what?
actually I picked up a check on you know it's kind of like having constant take
difficulties for the last like ten years of my life is you know prepared me for
this moment squintin I have to admit that this build is your magnum opus
negative DPS roll on cool down and running around like a headless chicken
you have really surpassed yourself with this one well done
Wait, do you think having in-depth knowledge on a specific piece of software is beneficial
or useful?
I feel like some people's jobs are revolving around being good at using one piece of software
Like entire like I appreciate like Excel is literally some people's lives
and
various like
Moderation software is very true as lives like that's what they do is
They feel that we're blizzard and they only use this one fucking bit of software and they all know what it is
I don't know what it I've seen I've seen it in multiple videos now
It's like yeah, that's you just got to get good at this piece of software because that's going to be like 85% of what you do
And I feel like
Mastering in various bits of software can be actually
It's like its own little degree in itself
You sell on a big to six. What do you use now? It's just use Claude bro using AI enhanced software or what?
Guys this is flat fez
Let's just slam it so we get accuracy.
This is pretty damn good, honestly.
I'm lucky.
It's a p and for Tiske's losin the big
Yeah, there it is brother it is
Like Photoshop, right?
People are good at Photoshop
That was a whole industry for the longest time and now it's kind of dying off now
But that used to be like if you were good at Photoshop 15 years ago you you everyone wanted you
All right, that was my daddy who's a photographer and it actually becoming good at Photoshop
was like one of his number one things because people wanted various things Photoshop out
and it changed.
And that was like, you know, you would charge for that, right?
Now it's like you just like click, it does it instantly, but you know, back in the day,
being good at Photoshop, you can be able to Photoshop someone and who wasn't there in
a photo was like a huge deal.
Having that service was massive.
Hey, uh, hey, everyone see everything there guys. Am I right? I fuck AI
Shit, bro.
Kind of chat was being a roofer.
Dude, being a roofer in the current year is like the best job security ever.
Like, right now, number one jobs? Plumber.
Roofer.
Builder.
Like, what carpenter should I say?
Those are the jobs you want to have currently.
But motherfucking plumbers, man.
Like, two grain to do the most basic thing ever.
ever that they come and do work for like two hours. Oh yeah, $2,000. How the fuck am I paying $1,000 and that's a plumber?
Oh, I will.
That's a real job.
I can easily see myself being a plumber. Like being a plumber, I feel like there'll be some shit jobs.
There would be some shit jobs though right like imagine having a deal with like a clogged
toilet or you know some shit where someone's blocked a drain when it's full of sludge or
something right that would suck.
But uh you'd be dynamic there'd be a lot of problem solving you come to every job site
and you'd be like you'd need to figure out what the lay of the land is what's going on
what the issue could be you'd have to troubleshoot it figure out like use logic deduction and
And then you'd have like a physical job to do and then there'd be like a nice satisfying
oh you complete the job and the problem that was there is no longer there and then the
customer is satisfied and it would just be like all around good interaction and very
I think that had good job satisfaction.
I think being a plumber would be a great job.
Like you're a problem solver right?
And it's practical and everyone likes you if you're doing it.
And then you get payable if you're doing it.
And then it's physical so you're walking around and you're getting out and you're going around.
I mean, being a blomber would be a fucking sweet job, I think.
And it's shitty though, yeah, it could be a bit shitty.
I definitely don't envy them whenever they have to deal with, like,
septic tank stuff and, you know, sewage systems. That would be like, ah, yeah, I'm good.
Get a block to a tank or whatever. You need some gas fitting done or whatever. Yeah, okay, fair enough, but like, uh...
Some guys like, yeah, I need to clean out the septic tank.
But yeah, there's another company that does that for
I'm good
Like those jobs, I don't know I don't know how people do those jobs
People look like septic tank cleaners or people who work on super systems
And you know people who people who do jobs where it's like fucking disgusting right like fucking disgusting that that is crazy
Who knows, or a thing, I watched a documentary on a brother, this guy's in India who like
jump into like the sewers, they're full of shit, and they can't see anything, and they
dive underground, right?
And then they clear the blockage manually, but like these motherfuckers like dying because
he's like those are the hard jobs, bro, like let's not get it twisted.
Hello chat, you all looking cute today, why people happy less than three wish you all
a good week ahead.
Yeah, you can see what I think I think I get like a job like a plumber or a builder.
It's gonna be big.
It's gonna you have high level of drop satisfaction.
I think it could be fun, interesting, not monotonous for the most part, and that you're
going to get changes all the time, different scenery, different vibes, different problems,
different issues.
And that's going to create a, you know, it's going to be very good, I think it's going
to be a good job, fun job.
It could be physically demanding at times, but it's not going to make you, you know,
Like you've got you mining in some cave which is your asbestos and you could like trek up like 20 kilometers there and back
And then just do it again and again and again and run you into the ground. Can I?
Is he standing right now? I am sitting right now, bro
Okay, I got a lock in here
Ah, what are these?
This is pretty easy to say, but I'm going to lie.
It's dark man, it's dark on us.
It's cool that only my light is lighting things up though, what the hell?
Yo, this is gonna sick.
I don't think he's bossing again, sir.
Alright, what's that?
Oh, okay.
Are you guys supposed to stay in the cloud?
I don't know this mechanics I'm playing stupid save, what was your chat?
He's dead, he's dead bro, these guys are a bit of a meme man.
You guys are a bit of a meme.
Yeah, bit of a cosmetic boss.
I mean, I haven't been hit by one of those balls, but I can assume it's not good.
Okay, cool, Max. Invitation, something that was you in the well.
Okay.
Chat, I need you to make a life-changing decision for me.
I just turned 30 and have a well-paying IT job with great benefits, but I hate it, and it's slowly making me depressed.
Do I stay and just push through, or do I start over completely become a forester and risk regretting it later?
Turn 30.
Hmm.
This is one of these decisions where...
Chat, I could see myself being a plumber, but then again, I hate stinky poopy poopies.
Honestly, I can see myself doing construction.
But then again, hammers give my hand an ouchie ouchie.
Think I'll just stay a streamer and be cozy woezy
Let's thank you
Let's thank you wait guy wants to change this job slowly becoming depressed
Well playing as you do with great benefits
It's been so much that it had to press just making you it was making you should be depressed like turbo depressed
I would say fuck that
I'd say fuck that like not like ultimately who cares how much money you make if you're actually if you actually are like
Limited oppressed like that's obviously terrible. I'm like, you know, and you actually it's actually ruining your life
Fuck that, but it was just like I'll make you, you know, you don't like it that much a little bit
I feel like you can just tank it
You can tank it and then just work towards your new thing and then get a nice switch.
Millionaire advice?
Well, ultimately, if something, it doesn't matter how good a job is, right, if it's making
you actually depressed.
Well then, it's not worth it, is it?
It's not worth it. Doesn't matter how, like, it doesn't matter how, fuck it.
But if it's just kinda shit and you don't like it, right? If it's just kinda shit and you just don't like it.
business. Today I am 7777% happier and only a little bit poorer. Worth would recommend.
I remember when I was younger and I was deciding what I was going to do when I was older. I
was like, okay, either I'm going to do a really shit job that I hate, then I'm going
to get paid a lot of money for, or I'm going to do something that I'm really passionate
about and like whatever who cares about it I feel like that's kind of that's kind
of like the play right unless you just get a job that you just love and then
also it's like it's it's your passion and then it gets paid well I'm in a Gg
But like, AY!
Just do that, right?
Just do that.
Here an advice for the chatter.
Start a brick and minifig franchise and steal 200k of Lego to some old dude.
I did it, I'm now rich as fuck.
I've actually been watching those videos in the downtime like I've been watching
like I watch a little bit before I go to bed and a little bit when I wake up
that I've been watching the most critical reacts that seems so corrupt and so
unhinged like the Mormons are actually fully influencing the police and it's
actually seems I didn't seem to real bad some such as fuck hey what are we doing
here chat so we're closing the shit up how hard is this cool max invitation chat
Hmm, how about a look you should watch some, you gotta look, basically some dude got this
Lego collection scammed by someplace called MiniFix and Bricks and they're a bit snarky
and they're being a little bit, they've got a bit of an attitude about it, but really
they are on the right.
And these Bricks and MiniFix guys are using the like a corrupt police force in order to
harass the fuck out of them.
It's actually super. It's Tebo sauce.
Where are we?
But yeah, that's taking the piss a bit.
Guys, will this kill me?
Will this kill me?
I have no idea.
I don't need your max ramp.
Yeah it looks Sassatelle and the police seem stupid guilty.
Tell me if you run away and he jumps on you.
It's really easy to do the quest part.
Okay, you're gonna be easy
I don't know what to do with that.
I'm also in my T security sector don't give up the golden handcuffs.
It's better than being homeless chatter.
He says don't be homeless.
So that guy doesn't seem, yeah, I'm of the mind that you should tank it if it's not that
bad and then just set up a mean layup to a change later.
if it's if you're actually becoming fully depressed and fuck that it's not
worth it but ultimately it's one of those things if you do nothing and then
you had it you could regret it or if you do something and then you had it you
could regret it so it's like I mean you basically just had to make a choice and
just yellow you know just try make the best choice you can and then yellow
yellow
Are you an hacker? I am hardcore permadeath. I have no idea what the fucking boss does.
Is this the boss with all the gas?
30 is young enough to take risks still. 100%. I would say be far less risk aversive if you
haven't got a retirement and you're older, but 30 you can fuck up everything and restart
again.
I
Finished my unit 30 is absolutely young enough to fuck it up and then start again
I don't look what no point like I'm gonna just ruin my entire life and just
Commit to just doing something that I hate for there or something like that. I don't know. Anyway guys
20 20 you can YOLO anything take as many risks as you can bro
Can I have at least 30 of my goons to break up on me and I hate myself right now.
It's way better than to break up with you now, bro.
Then how you breaking up with you when you're 45 and have like three kids.
Trust.
I
Can play you got three kids
Guys, I don't know how to do this bus fight
guys I don't know why I don't have to fight because well I don't I've done it
like one time I just was like fuck this and I logged out wrong there is no way
I could pivot and tank dollar 200k slash year used job loss I just off myself in
minecraft don't quit it's bad advice
I
That's a guy in beat
what thank God I can pause thank God I can pause what was happening
What was happening was that a poison I've no idea I have no idea what I'm doing
versus boss at all I've literally no idea what I'm doing
You can't do this area after leaving. Fuck me, I gotta reset it. Can I reset it?
I
Turned a graphic. I don't understand what I did wrong
Whatever dude, just kill him.
Nope, take, steal his power.
Take the Mangaian into here, or take the Mangaian.
Chad, I have no idea what was going on.
I'm so scared that I'm gonna die,
cause I don't want to have some stupid quest boss.
I'm gonna come back here and practice more.
33 months of slaying dude scott game mature
Take the thing in in the encounter
Hey
Hello 99% as gloves
interesting interesting interesting very interesting yeah I don't know what the
fuck was going on there yet okay so what are you getting I got six points so
yellow dude
Why are you wearing a band? I'm wearing a band. It's a health tracking band.
First time chat. He's linking this.
Mind over, map to health and wealth. Shit.
Counted 16 minutes ago. Wait, how many?
He should be follower only mode, right?
It should be like 10 minutes only, full or only mode.
I can't live. Yeah, I have no idea what's going on in that fight.
I have legitimately no clue.
I have legitimately no clue.
I was just like, I'm scared to die, and I don't want to die, and there's just some quest boss.
There was like a f- I was wondering is that a- there would look to be a fire circle on
the ground and it's like, is that gonna explode on me or am I gonna be good?
So one of the things where I actually can't always want to practice that shit, I almost
want to go self-core and practice these bosses in self-core, right?
So I can learn to get good at them so I can beat them.
Oh wow, I don't actually need this.
2-2-1-2-1.
Wait, for these curiousnesses, it's just Larenice.
Inflict of the Zawais in red.
I'm gonna just keep that, yes?
Well I don't want to, okay so, if I, if these bosses are hard, are you just gonna learn them
by learning them right?
Like versus bosses instead, people, everyone was saying I'm gonna die to this boss, he's
gonna instantly kill me and all this stuff.
He's bugged, he's gonna one-shot you and I'm like, okay, well I'm fucking shitting myself,
I don't, I don't want to get one-shot by something I don't understand, right?
Just as if every boss, well no, I heard there was a boss that one-shot you won this bug.
What is that boss, right?
Was it not that boss? Was it not the bug boss that won trust you?
There's a good amount of grounds.
No and yes, interesting.
So what happens now?
What? I didn't complete that boss or something?
Hey, this doesn't make any sense.
Does this thing have an abyss or no?
The hive.
I don't know, I'm gonna do it again, I don't trust this.
You killed Ellie?
You should get a skill point from that boss if you win a pussy.
You get to beat him to win.
If you take the finger it doesn't count.
Aw, come on, no way, what?
Wait, so I'm cooked.
Frick.
I'm scared to die. Okay, well, I pussyed out.
Well, now what the fuck have ruined it, bruh, ruined it.
What have I done?
What have I done?
The best tablet is nice.
Okay, wait, I should just say fuck this thing.
Okay, so wait, at this point here, we're done with the abyss.
So I should actually do a breach now.
I should do breach abyss.
Yeah, that's what she does. She goes breach of vision, do the breach of the zones.
And I can do both.
Get to the little souls? I've already done it.
I've done the little souls. That was the boss there. That was literally him.
And I pussied out, Chad. I'm sorry. There is no place to die because that boss specifically was so unintuitive and I had no idea what was going on with him.
And did he kill me or I?
Just had no idea what's going on and again. I had no idea what's going on. I was scared. I was gonna die, so I just push out
That was the best you well, I don't know about that though. I kind of I did run away though, bro
I had way too much damage. I cheat I killed him really fast forget the hard mode, and then I just kind of ran
Why do us
I'm not afraid to fight bosses that are capable of killing me, like check out the uh...
My kiff is just me, but I couldn't push myself to finish acts this league.
In a weird spot where Po2 ruined Po1 for me, and Po2 not my thing.
Don't want to be a downer, just feels bad man. I hate Po2 clunk.
Just play P1, man. The latest P1 league is my favorite P1 league of all time.
it was like the best the best day that's ever been in the most things to do the
most things to farm
but yes there's portal there with the fuck yeah you can just play you can just
play pewee1 man and on top of that you say you can't deal with the pewee2 jank
don't play waste play click to move play pewee2 like pewee1 and guess what
you're gonna actually play the game
let's give it a shit I don't know the fuck this you can play it and get a real
pewee1-esque vibe but not quite right it's obviously got a weird channeling
skills. I must admit I had that feeling though of like P2 feeling real weird. And I just
played it and played it and played it and got more used to it to the point where a nap
kills kinda normal
and it felt weird to go to pv1 again and then i got used to it again
it's weird forcing myself to go where scamming was probably the biggest thing
and then forcing myself to use a keyboard whenever i don't usually play games on
keyboards is also a huge thing for me. It's kind of good though because I mean
I'm getting way better at playing on a keyboard for other games.
For one bad, for two bad, real gamers play Walson. FRFR.
When you were saying I said it yesterday, I did my UberLab. I'm also on the
currently I'm on the process to getting a uh...
insane weapon
I'm basically gonna make a fucking fat deck quarter star if I'm gonna go correct
so I'm just leveling up right now and I'm just, well
I'm trying to find my best
nice
it's fucking garbage, it's always was now, bug game
Guys, P2 is a future ARPGA, since nothing even close to it, unfortunately, that's uh, well, not unfortunately.
They're just, they're just mugged everyone, bro.
No one is even close.
Like, D4 is not even playing the same video game.
Three Regals.
Wait, three? Great at Wargs versus three Regals. I feel like three Regals is better, but...
Eh, now we'll go greater.
I swear to god, I don't know if I'm turning my sound up.
Everything feels quiet out of this.
The next game that's going to be competing with PE2 is like a new game that's not Diablo.
As far as I'm aware.
As in my mind, it's over.
There's no battle.
And PoE2 is officially like,
almost on path, PvE1,
and it's definitely going to be on path, if not better,
but at 1.0.
And like, you know, the,
the PoE2's so many leagues ahead of D4 at this point,
that it's like, yeah,
the only other game that would come close to this
would be a new game entirely.
that's not from Blizzard, it's not, it just had to be the finitalian new game, dude.
Who didn't be capable of making it?
I actually don't even know. It's a mystery company we don't know about.
Dude this guy is so fucking tanky dude holy shit.
Who the fuck are you?
I am.
Maybe some guy is going to bot go again better than P.H.
So.
Hey.
Hey!
I'll take it.
Not T-Book 2, Hylna.
No, I think the only chance is there...
The only chance of someone mugging P.E.2 is like...
Basically like a...
a small company...
that punches way above, like, their white...
class.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wait, what?
Fix?
Life?
Moon speed?
Deflection?
Holy shit.
That's a disc grain angle for sure, right?
That's a disc grain angle for sure.
Basically, yeah, some grinding game games too has to start up.
like you know some small group of people who really love ARPGs who have some vision that's like
and they're just super efficient and fast and they can scale up really quickly
okay what do we got here we got 30 moosebeats it's five percent faster
it's uh the same life it's got 20 deflection what 18 deflection should I say
Hey Quinn, fat rowing guy here, I hope you're keeping healthy.
I'm down 35 kilograms now, go get healthy chat.
Turns out it's not that hard.
Hey my man, yo Logan!
I think we gameplay GG intended.
Yeah this is um...
I don't know.
For sure you should get bills that break the game.
Right?
But like this is too much.
And then it needs to be hundreds and hundreds of hours if you want to get anywhere near
this.
Right?
Like this is like a maritime gear.
And so, right?
Every slot.
Yeah.
I don't know.
That's obviously not.
But I do think it's an impossibility though, right?
I don't think you can.
It's one of those things where when you've got a game, you're aggressively adding shit
into it like bang bang bang bang bang and stuff into it like crazy and then you
have the livable combinatorics of politics all has you're gonna have
interactions that are like they just didn't think about and that I just
broken hey wait a minute I can't do that
tabs at the key to remind don't let me figure out this boat chat be like boats
Spots, boots, boots, boots, boots.
Can't you be balancing me to be fun?
If the games that aren't balanced aren't fun.
That what was happening on the screen there should be a bug.
It shouldn't be an intended mechanic.
But for sure you should be able to have gore to gear where you break the game
and you start to get to really retarded as shit, right?
That's a part of it.
It just should be super super late game with the most ridiculous get possible
Not like
You tune into any of these twists are guys like again, I've stopped watching TV streams because you know even just tuning into the
Dreams just totally was my decision of the game
Come in so you'll be careful
Did your ass little bitch.
No brick boys.
Yeah, I don't know, I'm clicking on any of those things, like I clicked on some fucking
shit, was it?
Like a second, it was like a guy, he was playing Twisted doing Ritual, and it was like, you
You could not see anything on the screen.
All that was on the screen was just pushed to emojis.
And then every single monster was evaporating the second it spawned into existence.
Oh, yeah, nice.
Oh, wow, that's disgusting, weird.
What was it?
He finds one, I'm sure.
See it.
That'll be sort of so.
I don't think he's my twister.
I'm not seeing any screens covered in twister, Ginojis.
I kind of expected to see a stream icon with just a bunch of twisters on the screen.
That was me too, it was being so common about the Excel.
She's trying to not see me twist her emojis.
So she's playing it.
My town and I am.
Am I blind with Soji?
Soji.
He used to do a ritual or something, right?
So she's raging right now.
Why is he raging?
What is this AI fucking sloth?
What is this?
The fact that they don't even walk, and they just like move by attacking is like the most
retarded shit ever.
That's the most retarded shit ever.
Why doesn't he walk normally, dude?
I want to see a ritual, dude.
Yeah, this is actually pretty...
Is he SSFHC? Is he SSFHC? No, there's no way. He wouldn't have the barracks if he was a SSFHC, right?
Dude, he needs to run original. Why is he just running past everything? I don't understand what he's doing. Why is he leaving the essence?
I'm getting triggered. I'm getting triggered. I'm getting triggered.
To be honest, that doesn't seem that egregious what's happening there. That's that honestly what that gameplay was like
It's pretty stupid right, but it's not you know, whatever
That that that honestly wasn't too bad
What was my fucking book right there again
hmmm, political recovery rate, that could be kind of nice if I'm in CDR and the fucking
more cards right so I'm just up arping
25% chance to not count a tax time down
hey wait that's good right?
We got any of that in Palisthenum stuff?
Ah, that.
That's huge.
Wait, I'm missing my enemy.
I'll get back in.
If you send the GG post, I saw a GG post indeed.
I don't know what my point is.
Oh, breach.
Ambulant womb.
Looking.
Do this, IRL.
What is that shit, E-mode, bro?
What is that?
Can we blacklist that trash, E-mode, please?
We are pretty warped, aren't we Chad though?
We are pretty warped.
Our perception of like, um, like, the average prison-playing P2 is probably not even fucking,
like, they're never gonna have that twisted combination.
Now we have the really opposition to how the game looks and what everyone's doing and stuff.
The average player is just doing the campaign and quitting.
It's like it's wizard.
And this end game battle is so hard to play.
It's ballshot.
It's fucking ridiculous.
I can do this thing.
I'll just start to burn.
Most people, the way they're going to play P2 get this.
Do the campaign, quit.
You are an outlier.
If you had been in-game Andy, you are an outlier.
I mean you're an outlaw just by being a fucking twitch viewer right now, dude
Facts like you already you already a bit of a freak
To why would I not be 25% chance to adapt and pair an additional attack instead of not consuming
That's confusing and you use an attack and it doesn't get consumed
Fuck
Looks like I should do my attack or is it bugged?
I gave 5 keys to arrow friends and the first one got to is act 3.
really wait did you with that people who like the abloh and stuff I must admit
when you watch people play the game who don't understand what the fuck's going
on and you see them read stats and that each of them read the gear that it is
it is kind of confusing like dude try not to send everything a local stat and a
level stat is confusing as hell. Like why is it that some things say like 70% fire damage
and the other one says 70% physical damage but like the physical damage only applies to
the local fizz damage on the weapon whereas the fire damage applies to your whole character.
I get that to us it's intuitive and it makes sense right? Of course it's local versus level
but whatever. But to a random player like 20-30% physical damage is going to be like oh! Like
30% physical damage
It's local of course, whereas you know intuitively you think oh that means anything that I do this physical
It's gonna do 30% more right and
Then and then you see like yeah a
Stat on your amulet which is increased evasion rating right versus a stat on your thing here
Which is increased evasion rating this one applies the evasion rating locally on the on the chest piece
Whereas this one applies the evasion rating globally on my character
like and you can't even like hide it over and be like oh yeah that makes sense
no you just have to know you just have to know and and this is like a language
we're speaking yet that we intuitively understand because we've played the game
hundreds and hundreds of hours right but a person who's new to the game that
just makes legitimately no sense the fact that the evasion rating on my amulet
says 32% increase of agent running and that and the and the thing that says
87% increase at vision rating, it's the exact same shit, but they both do two entirely different things.
Makes no fucking sense.
And you get that and then you multiply it many, many times over.
And...
That's part of Excel for you.
And it's one of those reasons where you get this constant thing where like people say
oh you play by the Vexile you must be really smart or you play by the Vexile you must be
a fucking massive nerd right?
And it's because they're not wrong.
You have to sit there and read if under shit and understand if under shit.
Now it doesn't necessarily mean you're smart but what it does mean is you're willing to
sit there and understand all these mechanics.
You're basically learning a second language.
It's like you're learning Japanese or something.
Like being a person who plays part of XL all the time, I've had that comment a thousand times.
Like, you play part of XL or you must be like, either A, really smart or B, a massive nerd.
And they are not wrong.
Because in normal game, it doesn't require you to do that kind of shit.
It's like, you just pick up a gun.
Is the gun good?
Yeah.
Okay, you sure you got it.
You, you know, you loot a sword.
It's like badass poggers. I'm killing people with this fucking sword.
I can't even fucking attack them all so good.
You don't have to read through like six explicit stats and an implicit,
and then know the difference between their suffix and a prefix,
and then understand that one's local and another one's global,
and then how that's going to interact with the ability you're using,
because actually that ability has tags,
which it's only going to interact with certain stats and not others.
Ooh.
Someone turn the TT yourself? No. It's not that deep. You think that, right? But that's
like someone who's been immersed other than a language and they've learned it. And now
you know that language. So now it's like, oh, it's not that deep. Watch, um, like preach
gaming, go through PE1, watch this playthrough, or watch, it's funny, we're watching Soda
Bubbin. Uh, well I was watching Soda Bubbin through Math or watching Soda Bubbin. When
He was doing his drunk stream and he was just so confused by everything like the way this is the gamer who understands gaming language
He understands gaming lingo. He's played a bunch of RPGs. He's sitting there. He's confused by all the stats on the gear
He doesn't understand. He's reading a guy that's telling him exactly what's happening
And he still doesn't understand what's happening and what the stats mean and why they're there and why does it's why some stats
Combined other stats not combined. What is it local? What is it global all these things? They're just confusing him
And it's like that is a gamer who's like he's not retarded right he's pretty smart guy
He's not retarded he plays tons of games, and he's not understanding it if sort of I'm not getting it
How the fuck is your random friend at work gonna get it?
You know someone who doesn't understand gaming who isn't fucking terminally online good luck
Well, he's kind of retarded okay, let's
What do you think set up on this retarded like this, plenty of other servers that have
a file more retarded than him?
Dude what is going on here?
I'm just going to let you guys know, die you fucking demons.
Some of you guys just don't take damage.
Is it like, is it that minion thing they added in?
like the minions tank for the guy or something.
That's got us that build bro. We're farming out the thing that
lets me roll twice. I haven't insane quarter staff but I don't
want to basically unveil it without having a backup
roll because it's such a good staff that I don't want to
do you no risk it.
So I'm doing, I'm spamming the best, in order to get there.
People will understand, gaming is a language.
I watched a really good video actually, um, on social media like, we go to, maybe, maybe
I don't have a long last time we have a long ago, and he got like his totally uninitiated girlfriend to play video games and
Like it's how you're gonna do all this stuff and it just it basically
inherently
Assumes you understand all these gaming terms, which you just don't know unless you're a gamer
So you basically just cooked
It's not an IQ tick, it's like, no, it just assumes you know all these acronyms without
actually teaching you what the acronyms are.
That's the thing you can't just Google, right, yeah.
Old plus two millions.
That's pretty good gloves.
That's pretty good gloves hey, what was that I
Should keep that
I like games that require a lot of mastery, and you have just been a long time learning.
That's super satisfying to learn the game and figure out all the stuff and understand
it.
that to me is fun
so what is it really really good prefixes
the suffix is on that bad
it's a discreet angle
with any other prefix cool
and with my boot set
where there's boot set
to what the fuck
but i had some correct i'm right i had some of the correct i'm but i just
don't know where it is
what would it go
though i would have been there right now that's stupid
uh-huh
Yeah, chat does PoE require you to have a certain IQ to play it
Wait, you put a really stupid business in front of PoE would that be at the like what would happen and then not let it use
Somebody's like really dumb
You know that guy, you know, and he's like
The guy, you know the guy doesn't like reading and shit, you know that guy?
He's just like brain to this fuck.
Do you know what, I think it requires a temp, I think it's temperaments, right?
This people are just not gonna, they will never have the ability to concentrate on something
wrong enough to ever play this game, because they don't have to learn too many things and
that would just be too much of an annoyance to them, so they would be capable of doing
it technically, but they just would never actually do it, but I, hmm, not so, like I don't understand
what's this take that sort of opens dumb, you understand that's not dumb right?
Like people who are good at video games usually are pretty smart, because to be good at video
games a lot of being good at video games is understanding like strategies and
tactics and so it was pretty good video games you can say he's trash or whatever
he's actually he probably would be the admin he absolutely is a bit of an average
game I want 100%
a lot of copers a lot of copers in chat well how many of you guys think you're
bitter the wall at sort of open it will work out you understand he's better than
like 98% of chat and will work out right which is you know you're even if you were
to say all the people who play wow he's still better than 90 something percent of
that you guys genuinely he lost it he wanted to wonder what that was fucking
correct I don't understand how it's possible he lost a toddler one that was
crazy
I'm playing as a sign of lack of cognitive ability.
Okay, that's fake news.
People who play WoW are just fucking high on QoSquad.
Okay, what are these things?
I have so many of these things, chat.
I have three of them.
I don't even know what he's using.
Is that a good round? Good joke.
I'm just making out how you're building the Earth Gamer.
Hmm...
Yes, he is without spark. Kula lack needs power. Power not his own. The next Lord's serve.
This one is tired. You are a good master.
Oh fuck
Let's complete there. Let's go. Okay. I don't go fuck about that. Okay. Here we go boys huge
Huge T1 defense is boys T1 defense is
T1 defense
Those boots are fucking fat dick, bro, there's boots of fat dick
Those boots are fat-deck as hell.
Those are some fat-deck boots.
No quality, 450x60 of Asian Riding with deflection rating rule and the colorized rule with attributes
which I need attributes.
It's also a pretty fat dick.
It's also a pretty fat dick.
Probably the preferred flat, but whatever dude, this works.
Yeah we're winning right now, we're winning.
This is what winning looks like.
okay I'm gonna use a big exhaled little bit yet big exhaled little okay we're
gonna land deflation running watch ready
int
they had landed deflation running I would have fucking busted then I can't get
out here what the hell would you oh you have to click on the top remember the
waypointed enough.
Boop.
Okay, I want to put these boots on.
Straight away.
Okay, these are cold region.
We are missing dexterity here though,
Sage.
and
oh my god did five forty-eight did uh... evasion ready on that fucking thing
wow
uh...
let me see it
hundred one dicks
chat what would happen if a really dumb guy tried to play Po2? Wait, I seem to remember
one, I think he got tens of thousands of viewers daily. It can't be too bad.
Well, there, you agree there's a perception of people thinking PoE is a really hard game
and you have to be smart or a massive nerd to play, right? You understand that, right?
because you've seen that I've had,
like I don't know how many times I've had clips
of people saying that, like,
what is this game he's playing?
The amount of times there's been a clip of like,
it's got nothing to do with Path of Exile,
I'm just playing PUE in the background,
and they see the gameplay,
and they see the mods and the gear,
and they just, it blows their mind.
No, we see it, and they just like, what the fuck?
I know for example, Hasan saw Path of Exile,
and he was confused as fuck as to like, what's going on?
And he's saying, don't you have to be really smart to play that?
Or, you know, like, this guy's fucking retarded.
How's it even possible?
I remember XQC did the same thing multiple times.
He's seen clips from Path of Exile.
And he's saying, like, it's blown his mind just the amount
of mods on the items and just the stats and just how he can't
even understand what he's looking at.
Both breakdowns?
So yeah, well, that's what I'm saying.
You're saying they're both 10-8-Q or something?
Well, then it means, do you think they can't play the game?
Okay, wait, let's not put me at 2.
So I go up 1 evasion rating, I go up 1 evasion rating, holy fuck, but then I gain how much
deflation?
95%.
I'm 95% both boats.
What does that mean?
Is it going to have to drop deflation nodes or what?
It's 95 versus, well it's 95 based on the average-
I think you're a bit confused there, Squinny.
There's a lot to learn for the game to be good at it.
That doesn't mean learning it requires you to be smart.
Most people are really saying I don't want to put in the time.
Well, that's not what they're saying, though.
They're questioning, like, don't you have to be entirely smart to play this game?
Like, what is given out on the screen?
183
Most people see the talent tree and go away.
These people are used to seeing the talent twigs in other games.
They haven't even seen the talent tree though, they've just seen it.
It's just gear that blows their mind.
I mean...
Does that... I must admit, what happens when you read that?
If I can see the zone, it's like a gnolly.
Yeah, that's it.
To a sense of the same.
Persistence is pretty self-explanatory. Max member would be confusing.
You'd be like, what is an onslaught?
What does it mean by gain?
Why does it say more instead of glitly?
I mean, you would be a little bit, then you're like, slower?
Is that a bad thing?
I don't know, yeah.
Hmm.
What do you guys think about this, guys?
Again, I fucked on it, yes.
There's a small amount of dodge.
Wait, what is my thing all the way on the handle?
67 ward
I see it probably is worth using the ward just because the ward is max HP right?
and it's not ES. 183 versus 176
This is 176.
That's the wrong grace.
Eh, you know what, that's not easy for now.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a thing right and then just like you could dump it down
But then you dump it down well then you kind of interesting crafting and then you don't mention crafting and then
It removes this whole kind of interesting
Other thing that you do that keeps you engaged in the game in the long term and then it's like you try to take things away
But then you take fundamental things that make the game good
But then it's I don't know they need it it's one of things we I don't know how you make it
more as you for normally some understand
you should try make it as intuitive as you possibly can
I definitely think local and global is confusing as fuck though
like should
guys
obviously you're all gonna say no because
do you think it should just say local physical damage
Like I think it should or there should be something that distinguishes it like it's
in a separate category or something or I don't know what there needs to be an extra word
there weapon 73% weapon physical damage yeah it could say something like that or but then
it'd be like wait is it what if you do wheeling is that your other weapon what does that mean
I don't know.
Like, dead.
No, what is it?
A fire is.
Raise this cap, looks good to me.
Evasion is looking good.
Put that in here, bro.
Put that over here, got some GG loot out here.
Last 100,000th game, I don't even know how door-wielding works.
Bro, I know I'm not diligent, let's give me way more simple to comprehend and program.
It's spaghetti, imperative, intuition, and the ease of use.
The real difficulty of the game, not the compounding systems.
What do you want? See, I'm not about what you're talking about.
what are you even on about bro okay gamers gamers
what was I doing I was in the middle of a map and then I got a fucking upgrade and
I got two crafts let me use this car to stop good day look at this bad boy by the
Look at this thing. Look at how good this potential is gonna be.
I need one of them omens.
Alright, we're doing breach.
We need to get T15 maps now.
It's good to kill me but you're low.
I'm coming high.
I called plateau of the gods.
I have a very interesting is what gives this game its identity if you want to handle the
force pair for that.
I'm not saying I want him.
I think this just well, P2 is an example of doing P1 but with more intuitive systems
that make more sense and easy to understand.
out really trading off. Like, his complexity doesn't equal good. It's like, you know, you
can just make things pointless and complex for no reason. It does the system actually
add something, and if this doesn't add something, and it's complex, okay, and the only way,
the whole point though is how to sync can you get that system? How much can you distill
I'm going to go last instant down and do something that's easy to understand, but what's going on right now?
I'm in the fucking walls man!
What is going on here?
What is that? Am I under a hill?
Oh my god.
And that's what they're trying to do with PA2, right?
Just to refine it down to its finer middles.
In the easiest way possible.
But I feel like itemization still could.
Oh my god, oh my god, this is fucking...
Did I hate this map?
I can't stand this map.
Hey wait, is this the map which allows you to upgrade your ring or something?
Yo what is, look!
I'm here!
Look at that!
I'm here!
But I can't go in because I haven't got the rings I guess.
Reminiscent is already complete, it makes no sense to me.
Okay, not re-inviting the systems, it's boiling them down to what fundamentally do they do.
do they do and how how is this thing can we get it like the whole way they
change skill gems like from socketed slots on items that you put in there I
mean dude who thinks that the PA1 socketing system is better I'm not
talking about like skill gems overall like having a bunch of six things I'm
I'm just talking about just socketing gems.
I just, I completely disagree. That shit is so, I thought, cancer.
I can't stand that shit.
I, I, I, I, I'd like honestly, it's like, oh, I got an upgrade, but now I need to
change the colors of the gear for the upgrade.
And I've got to re socket all my shit and let me redo all the stuff.
It's just like, oh, I got an upgrade.
Let me just craft these boots, socket it, put a thing in there and go.
Instead of like,
Well, it's an upgrade, but it's missing the links and I don't have to suck it
So I kind of you put it on and I do that and I have to change this other piece of gear and and it's just this big fuck around
Same right there right same right there
It's way better and I feel like they they have trying to boil it down right like why was it good
The reason why support james and shit are good is because the fact that they allow you to kind of build your own ability and they
Customize it to how you want it for your bill and what you're trying to achieve
So they're still keeping that but they're making it more basic and easier to understand and use
Which is uh, you know, isn't that like art?
Surely that gives like mathematicians bonus and stuff right
It's like it's like getting an algorithm and making it more efficient or something
Well, you know getting a ratio and compressing it down to something smaller
Isn't that kind of beautiful?
When done right to like lose no information, but it requires less data
Or it's faster or it's more efficient, but it's you know, you didn't lose anything
like that's that I like to people who I have logic brains that's hot
it's not random buzzwords I'm like I get that you don't understand what I'm
saying bro but that's cool that's I'm you gonna you get a fucking biggest this is
me up here on this little here bro you're down here
Oh, bro the logicians
If you can get an equation that does the exact same thing, but it's smaller that's hot
So they can make a gem system that is has the same efficacy, right?
Can do all the same features do all but it's way to understand and nicer to use. That's just better
And what it is, is like, what can you sharp out that's just bloat and pointless?
What can you, what can you, it's like boiling something down, boiling it down, boiling it,
what else can you do?
What else can you do?
Okay, you don't need this, remove that.
Okay, you don't need the gym colors, remove that.
You don't need to fucking talk to them again, remove that.
Like, fundamentally, what is this thing and boil it right down until it can't be boiled
than any more. Now I'm not saying it's perfect, but it's definitely better than
the early one, that's for sure. A lot easier to understand.
It's better be relevant, bruh, I swear to God. But what are we looking at? But what
What is that? What is that? What is that?
Legitimately what did I have to look on for?
I didn't show up for John just now, did I?
I'm banning you. I'm banning that guy.
That sucks as fuck, bro.
I don't control whatever that was on the screen.
It was a PTK, so I looked at him fucking thing. I mean, I don't know what the hell that was.
what are you linking man technically it was not pornographic it was just like a little
bit of technically it's camel talk it's weird camel talk though you do not see a pussy jet
like if that's like saying like oh you gotta ban someone who's showing a video and the
Person's t-shirt gets wet and you can see their nips or something bro, no
We're gonna run. I figured I figured the Twitter ling was relevant to what I was talking about. I
Thought it was like an optimization tweet like this these computer cases are crazy like
You are banned for
You are banned for boobas!
Band!
Boo-boo!
You are!
You are banned for boobas!
Yep, take advantage of that.
Oh, damn right. You never need to copy anything.
Dude, this little cup sucks.
Peeley requires IQ to be fair, because you see they don't even understand it.
Well, no, that's not what I'm saying at all.
That's not at all what I'm saying at all.
I mean, someone could find the club if you want.
You could find, like, S-Hang Club or XCC Club, if them reacting to me, and just what exactly they would just, ah, they say.
I've got pilot of excel. Some pilot of excel guy was nowhere it is. I have no idea where it is.
And I'm not gonna back up to the funny yet.
I'm not gonna do that. Some guy, there's got to say there's an archetype on lawn called the archivist.
So in this monolith that is chat, there's these archivist guys who have like these fucking lists where they have every single clip saved.
And they'll just know exactly what I'm talking about and they'll just get to get it
Well, they know the combination of keywords to type in a Google to get it
You know
That's the thing bro, well my ultimate archivist was my old mod, Incibility 1.
He literally showed me his, his like formatting for every clip ever.
And he had like folders, niscid, and folders, niscid, and folders, niscid, and folders.
every possible clip from every possible streamer about any possible subject it
was like full-on what is a maxing full-on what is a maxing
any any reference any specific that you just got it it definitely what it was
It's not healthy ultimately, right, and he ultimately decided to just catapact guys a twitch and move on, and I can just keep going.
But, what I'm saying is that Akatap Kim being exists.
He's on kick man, no, no, no, he's, he did get a job and shit man, he's what it is man.
Job gamey, bro. Life, everyone, everyone eventually moves on man, it is what it is.
Did, did Zach lose his fucking dog? By the way, I gotta message saying Zach lost his dog.
And it's like a capital offense where he's at, and he's gonna fucking get put in jail.
Did Zach lose his fucking dog?
You are banned!
You bar first go-bood!
You are banned for scuba!
You are banned for scuba!
You are banned for scuba!
I shall remain.
Good bet again, bro.
Good bet again.
Was that fact news? He didn't lose his dog?
What's his dog's name? Is it Tiddy or is it Tidgey?
Tidgey, Tidgey?
Chidney.
That makes no sense.
not doing anything with your alcohol use problem.
You are a blatant alcoholic and can dine alcohol use live on stream.
You should think more about the children watching this stream.
Press 1 if you are a kid to show how many of you are present on the stream right now.
Wait a minute, can I use this?
Yo, I can use that!
I should totally use this right. It's got 19 casters.
Joe, is there no Blist Ops in this game?
Is it just the Vinyls?
It's an Omen apparently.
Oh my god, dude. What is this? My Rizz is so cooked, bro!
Fly Rizz. Oh, do I really have to lose that?
Wait, are we real? Is this my life, dude?
How does anyone get there, Rezzy? Anywhere.
Chancellor's life.
Tell him where his fire is.
Okay, then I instantly lose my Cat's Wrist that I have, and I lose the Champs on it.
Oh my god.
Chat, why don't you use this for the Cat's Wrist, but then you have to lose life.
the game race but then you have I think it's more well-built character right
but yeah I think so right Casper's is king right especially cuz I'm but he is
ah fuck it we do it chat we do it I have my one fucking preserved collar bone as
well which I guess we're gonna use that
Man, I can just slam this, bro.
I'm gonna slam it, bro.
Is it an hunt slam? Nah.
Hey! 10-2 offense!
Yo! Nice.
Nice.
Very nice.
That's very Poggy's. Wait, how the fuck am I supposed to have this thing? I guess I had a lot. Interesting.
Okay, so I have... I need to get my fire res elevated.
What are we gonna do by doing this?
Okay, so that's 18, so that's 81. Still not good enough, is it?
I said to get another fire res- Every month I do need to- I say this!
He-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
Sh-
No.
To the fuckers.
Ssh.
Oh, fuck you.
Your tattoo.
Fast, nice, nice.
Very nice, very pogies.
Appreciate it.
All right, gamers, we're gaming.
Boots, boots, boots.
Boots, boots, boots.
Yo.
Thank you for the reminder. I did remember the boots though. I
Did remember I already did it and GG noobs. We good to go
They're 23 in her life one point
How could whatever you rip club I've seen everyone has way more HP than me am I just an idiot?
They seem to have way more EES, or way more life, or both.
Is me a stupid stupid.
You've kept the flag though.
Now I've got deflect, but is it that big of a deal?
I don't know about even, how much does it even help me that much, you know?
But don't they all have cap deflect?
So my deflect knows right at the point where I'm thinking about dropping deflect notes
because I have so much deflect.
My deflect is like giga over capped.
If I'm at 94% plus blind, that's- I'm so giga-capped.
We go over to this.
Nice, we do that.
Here, brother.
That's like trusting the 90% PDF in the armor thing.
Okay, you say that right, but I haven't died.
Knuckle wood. I feel like having high evasion combined with how to play is actually a good form of defense
This is legitimately probably the most tanky character I've ever had in Paladins XL 2
Now I really haven't played that I've played basically no characters to in-game so
It's that so definitely having me characters to compare it against but I feel very
Like this group here, I could stand still for about two and a half seconds, and I would probably be still okay
But I'm moving around jumping around those understand and like some obvious DJing or some giga telegraph one shot
I feel pretty damn sad every month ITT s this
I
Should take this thank you very much. Appreciate that. I'm pretty much in my loop with her live Ashley
Oh
that damny brodash shit i wasn't ready
you look like
you defy the very spirit itself
you have a hand at the open
Did she only find that little area like what the fuck?
Dude, she is fucking me up.
Why'd she say tanky? Oh, I empowered her, bro!
She's fucking me up, man.
what the fuck man
I'm good as no as a way there's no aside for this place
spirit guide my spirit submit to the stone
I can't remember I guess she's only made the head
my god
spirit guide my spirit
She's fucking me up.
I've actually lost.
I've actually lost.
Her ES is too high.
She's one.
She's gonna kill me.
She's gonna kill me.
This is so fucked.
this is this is so fast
please die
please die
To what is this fucking boss?
Holy fuck!
Holy fuck!
Oh my god, fuckin' moist, bro, moist!
That was brutal!
Sheila did almost kill me like five times!
Do they need a nerf for that bro?
Okay, we cut!
Can I end that to pop off?
Let's land this thing I guess, fuck it.
It's a big hard roll.
Yeah, I thought I'd like...
Show that?
I'm gonna jag it though.
It's a need to roll flat.
This is kind of breaking.
I need to roll like above, right?
I need to go above twice.
Like you can use an alchemy orb on a rare.
Wait, you can use an alchemy orb on a rare item.
Wait you can use an alchemy orb in our area are you telling me that now
What the thought another react I want my saying a magic
It's insane I
Do not know that till now
It's like an ancient memory being unlocked.
I do remember it being a thing now, then I think back, but it's like when I think why
I just completely forgot about that all week long.
You can make tablets yellow.
I know about that.
I would fuck that dude.
Fuck empowering bosses.
That was the most terrifying shit ever dude.
I ain't got time for that!
Let the begin again, kick.
The other 4 anniversary event is live now.
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Let's celebrate nerfing almost every class, we don't even think sometimes we're making
them more random, we're in some overpowered resolve, yeah that's so amazing, no one but
Woodlick is so retarded bro.
The nerf star at the celebration first, wow, he has stuff.
That's crazy, bro. That's crazy. That is crazy.
People are so, uh, bricked. People are so bricked. They're so bricked. They just, they just, they
think they want everything easier and everything now. They literally do, like it's actually
so unsigned how bright they are
Okay, I want to go to the middle of this thing. I want a full clear. I think we're
Each other's is called armoured
Okay, we're not doing it bad dude. Fuck this fuck this
Where's our gun I got to a number
143 on my head into surreal jungle. I tread
I don't know what they like that imagine if you get David the current year, bro. Just I
Would I would just fucking ignore my time for a base
shit I'm I'm I'm just saying yeah nah yeah nah and then it goes like a dick besides
not antagonize these guys bro that would be so difficult okay would you not
call some of these guys a retard oh my god I just oh it's happening I guess it's
gonna help. He's good. Whoa, that guy's way too bad. Did you guys, did you guys breach
dude in the middle of the breach? Boy, is it a truck, eh? I don't know if the fuck's
I need to relax a little bit.
The different current day emblem systems that have been valid or missing explanations doesn't explain patches. Understandably, have a good day.
I don't understand what you mean by that.
The other thing, you try and make your game, bro.
You try and put something in which you think is good for the game and then Ibron twists it to be like,
It's somehow that downside and they're trying to make the game worse and the secretly the dev just hates the players
And actually they just out to get the players and the only reason they're making the game like a little bit challenging a little bit
Hard to get stuff is because they just want to fuck people over
How skits always that bro
Imagine as you being that day bro imagine as you being that day
You just like some petty as-dev and you deliberately like no pepper on it just fucking
Make the game harder just cuz you're like, yeah, fuck this guy's a
I wanted to suffer
Have you base
It's help me as hockey does bro, you're good
Loads of creature!
They decided I want to put- yeah, yeah, people are complaining about poison swamp.
Let's add two poison swamps in, bitch.
Fuckin' bitch.
Ah, that boss is too hard, just like increases, like, that would be amazing dude.
You know, millennia, just like, people complaining about millennia being too hard.
Just buffer HP by 10% bro, see what we'll do.
Because if I was that developer, outside of trying to fix bugs,
I would not want to change the balancing of anything.
Because if you change the balancing of a boss,
then the experience that you go through and you have
is different to the experience that someone else had.
And then it's like, well, what version of the boss would you be, right?
Does it even count?
So you want to leave it intact and unearthed for as long as possible, I feel like.
You know, obviously if there's a massive bug, though, then you should fix the bug.
And that bug could make the boss easier, or maybe harder, who knows.
Yeah, I destroyed Rahan. Like a fucking freak of a leash.
She was crazy as I destroyed her by the hand while having high court brain frogs
If I could do it again the current year, I would get so much easily
So much easier
No creating debuff dude. Oh my god, be a joke
Sure, I'll tell them rain again at some point
I think the other ring would be way easier than you'd expect because you would just play
like you just overlevel your soul's level so fucking hard.
It's the point where you could just face tank and auto attack any boss basically.
Like you get to Maladier at like a soul level 500 or something right and just fucking walk
going to just slap around. I would, oh absolutely, I mean if my goal was to win and not die,
yeah that's what I would do, I would, sure. Ah there might be limits, I don't know, I've
never over-leveled since I was in the Marine, so I don't know, but there might be, there
may be some limit to like how much HP you can get and stuff. I've seen videos of people
like just one-shotting the Millennium, right, like just, like literally just like fucking
Blasting her in one second. She is nothing so cool. There's ways of just chasing the fuck out of it
Should I have never love of a level that's impossible I don't find cells
I don't know how the fuck my character is still able to play him as well as he does considering this is a T15 map with a bunch of mods and I'm able to just fucking run through with my mace.
Either I'm a god gamer or my belt is really good.
All those incidences have a power, but either Rocha, I don't know, I mean everything, we'll
combine.
I'm just thinking about how I'm gonna be talking about me eyes are he gets me hard fuck
Okay, Quinn imagine when from software releases their next game you do a blind permadeath run
One full year of content
Megapussy
I never
I never
I never overgeared.
I never overgeared.
We are done. I never overgeared.
Because I'm not. I never lied.
It's now stucco. That I never lied.
I'm gonna watch that a playchat, yes.
I'm always a boba. I always a boba.
Just start by saying to me that you're always a boba.
I'm gonna be here.
Amen, amen.
Yeah, it was supposed to talk to you, just to get a bird, bro.
Wait, if you hit that again, it's 1600 evasion rating.
Hmm, didn't even hit life, whatever, it's pretty good.
Go queen, go.
Get me?
State of book, dog shit. State of play, where are we?
What's the time on that bitch?
Shit
This is bad bro, this is bad bro
way that fact that they can put that is like the at the day shop is top of the
directory and then that's the exact screenshot but they've just put a little
fire emoji on there
fucks the official one oh my god how do you find the official set of play I type
PLA state of play PlayStation my brain don't work good I
She don't know how to find it. Oh, no, you're a game it PlayStation videos
Home
Stay to play
Two hours
Okay, there's the actual I've got the actual fucking thing notify me notification on
We got there boys we got there only took me like a little bit we got there
Yeah, we'll watch it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it
I wonder do I watch it where I exclusively watch it or do I watch it where I just continue playing the game in the background?
and then have it up there and then I kind of watch what I want to watch.
So I kind of feel like I want to do that, but then at the same time,
that I'm not fully locked in, you want to get the top tier reacts.
If you want to see the gameplay regardless,
then you won't hear the gameplay regardless. It would just be like...
Is it the basic gameplay? I mean, yeah, it could be, who knows?
Who knows?
What's this shit?
Did I get her down for a little while?
So the difference between a boss when they're not in pad and this is being in pad is like
Absolutely insane.
Sends out, sends out, don't move!
NOOOOOO!
OH MY GOD!
I could have just attacked him that whole time
and then fucking hammered the god's fucking mist.
Freaking daughter ass dude.
Did you fly away then?
What the fuck was that?
Another one.
So we got two extra points for each worm.
Currency worm.
Grasping orchid.
select the worm gifts. Quantity of high blood found. I mean I guess the currency
of the worm gifts could be good because in currency rate like... It's like okay do you
invest into high blood to like unlock the nodes faster that way or do you invest
into the ones that give you better passive points so then the early stuff
you do unlock is better. Automatically play enough and it doesn't really matter
right but the definitely is it can also open up a tree based on what you're
trying to achieve
still need to decide whether I like the whole like allocate everything or not I
need to continue drawing it but no doubt it it feels way better allocating
stuff now
This whole allocating everything.
That's way better than it was before for sure, but I'm trying to figure out if I like it better than PLE1 or not.
It's kind of like a weird thing when you progress your account, right, your account progressives.
And then as you go, you get a bit of account progression, which is weird, right, like...
Ewww, Penitentiary's reds bro, fuck that.
P1, no, the thing is with P1 you choose something to specialise in and focus on, and then you
choose another thing to specialise in and focus on.
Whereas this one here is like, you can get everything at all times, so then, and then
it's like you just select what you want to do with pre-cursed tablets.
And I'm trying to figure out if I like it, I'm just gonna continue playing it and see
of I like the vibe. It's gonna be weird going into a map and having every single thing right?
Because in PVE 1 I'm used to like just having that one thing specced and then I just run
into the map and do that one thing, kill boss, leave. It's gonna be weird having a PVE 2 tree
where it's like every single thing will be specced into at all times. So then therefore,
What the fuck is this?
You're gonna want to do every single thing in your map, right?
Cause it's all gonna be juicy and spiked into, surely.
But maybe that won't be the case.
Maybe we'll have like three precursors all doing the same mechanic.
You'll just run out and do the mechanic leave, I don't know.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I can't get into the map.
Woman!
Yo, lore jump?
To deal with the fortifications of the enemy's realm, you must wield the flame.
Do you accept this gift?
Yes.
I am ready.
Cling.
A bunch of bottles at this point.
Hell yeah.
Oh shit, what is this?
Defend Adler.
Oh dude, it's Defend Adler.
I like this one.
this one it's gonna be weird that's where I'm here we do actually it's like
everything's slow but like let's dance ain't everything
shit oh shit hell this is where this fuck this is where this fuck dude it's
like to five months I'm so used to p2 bro a p1 I'm used to be one my whole
screen is a cabinet monsters and I'm not even playing the video game I'm kind of
just like looking at the dots on the map I'm winning winning
What happened to her?
She's a little good, she's a little good.
She's a little good.
She's a little good.
She's a little good.
I got my first hit by five.
I got my first hit by 5 up, okay.
I must admit that was different.
That was a different vibe.
It's weird because it was the same, but it was different.
It's definitely more technical and I cared more about the actual gameplay in this map.
It was more micro in this macro, I guess.
In P1, when you're doing that mechanic, you literally do not look at the gameplay.
You exclusively look at the dots on the mini map and you basically just run to where the
dots are and press buttons.
and then New York's, Rund of Dots.
The MP2 is a lot slower,
but then again, I have not got all the nodes.
I've got hardly any Breach Nights,
and MP2 Breach does get crazy.
As we get more.
You do that MP2?
I've had it constantly opening my head and closing it.
a fucking crazy person 20 speak the node I don't I mean I don't I definitely think
that's something wrong with if you're in if your gameplay is not as you play in
the game is just looking at that's on the zaga looking at the overlay and just
running towards dots I think that's a problem
I don't think that's uh you know like what are you even doing you're playing
dot simulator game that's not absent of the game
no it's not I don't know what you're doing I mean then again maybe as you get
more and more ridiculously fast it will be more like that very wrong but I don't
do that myself I have to constantly roll mechanics I got a I got a roll
mechanic I have to roll monster just white mobs I'm gonna die
yeah a white mob is a battle for my life
I'm looking for I'm looking for bone jetties like I'm looking for guys are
I'm looking for bells to slam.
Minions in your prisons have onslaught while you are on low runic ward.
Oh my god.
That sounds kinda good, bro.
Minion runes, get in.
Terry's gonna be a sip.
Um, I'm gonna go and say it, bro.
95% of all Unies in P2 suck ass.
There it is, bro. That's the reality, bro. That's the reality.
I am not using a single Unique.
I think the only Unique I would actually equip right now would be Shimori Ori.
Mage Blood.
maybe hit on it I don't know I was fucking try out face breakers for sure I
would try build around face breakers and maybe some odd some of the some of the
boss Unix right some of the some of the boss Unix that they released that I
actually like look like they're kind of cool
I would love to give me one of them boss Unix which is you know that's what I'm
kind of working towards right now right I'm doing breach new shield yet
the new shield be fucking sick I don't think I thought well, I don't know how good it would be but like yeah, I would try it out
I what I'm gonna say the the unique issue with like they were supposed to be changing it
So the low little Unix will be there
right am I like
I'm more usable, but even when it's like the perfect unique my build and upgrades and it's at the right level
It's still not usable though
Which to me is like what shouldn't it temporarily be better than resin leaf a little bit
I wish you could tame that bus.
Fucking boss tamers bro, why'd you have boss tamers, eh?
What a random-ass tendency.
I mean I love it's a thing, it's cool.
I just hope it's never like the strongest thing, because it seems like one of those things
where it's like a fun little gimmick, a fun little meme, but like the idea that I have
You know
Then it'd be like the ultimate way to play is with this John us boss in your screen 20 the 20 plus seven
It's way too strong is actually that good I
Guess it makes sense though, right that they put it in and at least have it strong initially right right business
They put it in it's just completely useless I
Was up the belief that was gonna be pretty well balanced and then there'll be one boss with like one interaction
Which is just fucking super good
But is it just the case that all bosses are pretty damn good?
Wait, did your monkey 2 shot bosses that are like, empowered or just 2 shot non-empowered bosses?
I take like 10 minutes to kill an empowered boss.
I'm playing a different game than you, bro.
I'm playing a different fucking game.
Monkey has 25% base crit and 20% secret multi.
Oh my god.
one or two shorts medical bosses
oh man they fucked up the balance that bad I don't understand I fucked their
balance up so bad doesn't sound right
I guess that's the point but point of point five though is to put a bunch of
shit in and then what did they say two-thirds of all pass notes in the
next batch it's gonna be balance changes
I guess this is the ultimate you know this this strong shit at the once it's
gonna be a bunch of broken shit for sure if you want I mean if you want to abuse
use broken builds I would do it now if they would probably patch that shit, next patch.
No thanks, well yeah, if you want to fuck with it right.
Yeah Kelvin, yep thorns, yep Pegas.
Yo thorns, did I be secretly sa- I don't know, well not really secretly, but I've been saving up thorns to get this whole time bro.
I'm just sayin' if I die, there's a nonserr chance that I'm goin' thorns.
So you get your fuckin' poke chance rate of that.
I can still ring it up one item at a time bro, one item at a time.
Might even make it work with the uh, martial artist.
Okay, those are pretty nice boots, honestly.
There's a lot of life, but it's crazy, it's wet, I don't even really care about life that
much, I just care about defense the most.
I guess it's kind of them succeeding, it's kind of GG success, you know, that's one shot
pinnacle
Did I just hit him for 12 million in one hits did I just crit him for 12 million I
Think I just created him for 12 million and say
Okay, I will say this it was a cool fight
It was really hard to see something because of the minions covering the stream where the fight was cool
Oh my god
But you know that guy 700,000 750 800 K 1.3 mil. He's about to do the slam. What's this 1.3 mil?
Do a meal?
All right, here's a slide. What's
What's this?
do a meal and
boom
Okay, so I hit it for seven million
I
Can take talk SP we clip bro goddamn. Yeah, that's crazy
That's a moment poison if I I yep
I mean obviously that's gonna be a good gimmick and a good meme, right while it's broken and
everything but then it's one of those things where ultimately is that good for the game
if people are just, I mean I don't know if that was in his first attempt on the boss and he just
fucking killed it in one shot I mean. Imagine getting to Rod Han and just farmers take one
I'm trying to get him.
Man, does any time I kill a boss, any time I kill a boss, first try in Dark Souls, I'm
pissed.
Oh my god, that's a shit boss.
Straight away.
Straight away, I'm just like, that's a shit boss.
Legitimately, any time I want you to boss, I'm like, yeah, that's a bad boss.
Like, I don't know what the best to...
should kill you at least, well I didn't think so, I should kill you at least like 10 to
20 times at least, or to be considered as a boss.
And if people just walk up and just instagib a boss, well that's just like, that's a bit
sad really.
And then it's either the boss needs to be rebalanced or the build that killed it needs
to be rebalanced either or.
which clearly the minion build is broken as fuck.
So what?
Picture game, GGG, fix it.
Yeah, if you instantly watch any boss,
it's like, it could look like the coolest animations
ever or whatever.
It could look amazing, right?
It could look like the coolest boss,
it could have the best sound design,
it could have the best, all that shit.
But if you just instantly kill it, it's like,
So something a cola paid on your screen, and then it was and it's at the end
Well, that's not good
Yeah, obviously those monkeys are bad the monkeys have had the monkeys have had
This is like a hundred bells and peole you're not about and doing what you know way too much damage
I'll build Bojo he he
Did you get the witness boss mechanics broke? I'm sure today people learn
Chat one in the chat of that floss that you know that as Mary rangers map
I was in where I fought that poison woman
One of the chat is that it's the longest most extended cut version you've ever seen of that boss and you saw new mechanics
You've never seen before
Yeah, cuz that was correct. I got that I
Didn't even know half the shit was going on. She was doing like beer slam. She was something stags
Oxes are coming out
She's doing this that was in purple thing. It was shooting balls. There was some sort of meat bullet hell
I didn't even know I didn't even know that she did all this shit
I had never said I myself had never seen a bunch of that stuff. I was sure it was crazy
You know, if I just one shooter, I wouldn't have seen any of that.
And I'm scared of it now, bro.
I'm fucking...
That...
That bus is terrifying.
Like, what the fuck?
It's fucking Asmary rangers, boss, bro.
Get me the fuck out of there, bro.
Not today, D-Man.
Oh no, fuck I hate that monster.
I have no ES.
Help.
I gotta get in there for my bell to start popping off.
I can't because I have a fucking deejay in me.
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where you going buddy?
Where you going?
Fucking G.G.
Bitch.
S.G.
Fucking G.
some of my abysses bro, let me tell you. I gotta be a mechanical god just to clear these
fucking abysses out. I cry every time I jump around the bed with Frodo. Do you know what?
I have not watched the any of Lord of the Rings in like 15 years. Bro, the longer. I
I'm waiting for Amazon to let me watch it on stream and then we're doing a load of the rings marathon, baby
Get your Pogchamps ready
Let us react to a lot of the rings now
And yes, I know I know
Rich Campbell already did it and he almost got sued right
I'm pretty sure he has, he almost got banned off Twitch and also some pretty shit happened.
It was like a month to watch.
Can you believe I'm doing that?
I did one day.
It'd be a single day.
I'd do a marathon the whole thing one day, baby.
The Lord of the Rings day
I would probably do I'm probably do intermissions and we discuss things that's why I would do it
I'd be like no talking no pausing but now I do like okay
We have like an intermission every like
Like, few acts, seven giga-tick a pass and get food and stuff.
And then we discuss then.
Like, every, every, like, hour and a half, we have, like, a 20 minute break.
It could be bell.
Time to die, boy.
to die. Do you think I sit there like pausing my own TV shows and just yapping to myself
when I'm watching them? Because that is just incorrect. Incorrect. I'm like the opposite.
You can ask Abby.
We're watching something. I have the fucking lights
dimmed
All external stimuli off all curtains closed
Volumes super nice and audible and loud any distractions at all. I'm gonna rewind or pause it and then re rewind I
Don't want to miss even a single fucking frame. I'm locked in that hard
If someone walks in and tries to yank to me, I'm pausing, and then after that, and I'm
pissed off the whole time they're doing it, and then after that, I'm rewinding.
Yep, that is what it is.
Deal with it.
Okay now this is for like, game of thrones, breaking bad, yeah but something I don't really
give a fuck that much about, then of course I'm just like, I'm less painless about it,
but it was like, just show I'm really enjoying it, I'm sorry dude, I'm fucking turbo logged
in bro, there's no way, like I don't want anything, I don't want any distractions.
The TD is beyond absolutely no.
What I put TD is on a story game for a hell no.
Pewee 2 Mystery Box.
I haven't even seen that Mystery Box by the way.
It keeps popping up.
Is there anything good in the Mystery Box?
looks kinda proggy's or
they send me codes but uh...
i've been gaming to other people to look at it
haven't looked
okay
uh...
parth no big stop
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contains many micro-transactions, most with several variations.
As always, these micro-transactions are purely cosmetic
and do not affect your character's power or progression
in any way.
Each mystery box costs 50 points
and guarantees one micro-transaction with value equal to
or greater than that of the box.
You have an equal chance of opening
Each type of microtransaction from a mystery box,
but some individual variations can be rarer than others.
You will not receive duplicate copies
of any variations you already have.
The Eldritch Touched Armour Set has two variations,
each featuring a riving mass of tentacles for an arm.
Carry around your Eldritch Overlord
with the Eldritch Touched Back Attachment.
If you've ever had trouble holding onto your weapons,
the eldritch touched weapon yoooooo dude
shit imagine those tentacles man
if you've ever had trouble holding onto your weapons
the eldritch touched weapons can imagine that, imagine this
i got these fucking crush holy fuck
is what perfect for you
Those tentacles aren't letting go anytime soon.
Wearers of the Wendigo Armour Set are offered protection from their dark rituals by the bones of previous sacrifices.
There's also a feathered necromatic variation featuring the facage of a bird of prey.
There's also matching back attachments and weapon skins crafted from bone and sinew, letting nothing from your kills go to waste.
It's a massive set.
The corpse bearer back attachment.
Not only causes people to question whether they should approach you.
Bro, why the fuck?
I mean, who?
I see like some fucking freak who's like their child died or their wife died and they're
just carrying around their body because they can't let them go.
What is that?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Yes, Randy?
I don't know.
Why are you doing this?
Dude that, I mean Dan is gonna be such, I guess, all their blood, wait a minute, they're mummified
and all their blood's out.
How much are their bones even weigh and they've like they're what are remaining flesh.
They're probably actually not that heavy.
It also serves-
AHHH! Yo, what the fuck!
As an energy source, sapping power from the corpse when you use flasks.
Ever suspected ant might be skimming something off the top?
Well now you can keep a perfect record of all your earnings from the currency exchange
and your merchant stash tabs with this new tracking scroll.
A new merchant has shuffled into town, and you'll be shocked to see what's hiding beneath
his robe.
This shady merchant, Fleabag Finnegan, will manage your shop for you, if you trust him.
Let me scratch around, see what I can do.
Adopt a playful spirit that lives in a decorative pot.
They don't require much feeding, just be mindful not to step in the Wraith goo.
Rumble in the jungle, or rave in a volcanic cave with these new blank hideouts.
If you're more into hideouts that come pre-decorated, there's also two apex hideouts available.
One that is overgrown after having been abandoned to nature long ago.
That's kind of nice actually.
It's kind of nice, not bad enough.
But then again, I look at my current hideout.
Nah.
Nah, bro.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
This is way cool.
Way cooler.
I do know what, the one thing I don't like about this hideout is it's not...
It's epic, it's badass, but actually, it's like, you know, when I'm sick and I've got a sore throat,
you hear the wind howling, and you imagine it probably wouldn't be that warm up here.
It just doesn't seem that cozy.
It's missing a bit of coziness, I feel like.
It could be more cozy.
You know what I'm saying?
While in this hideout, by staying still, two cans of the local jungle will land near you,
and there's no shortage of them.
And if you run away, you can find a lot more of the wildlife, be it a quadrilla having a nap,
or the many monkeys climbing and swinging around.
The other version of this hideout is one that is the go-to destination for vile zealots.
Those present are not afraid to add their blood to the fountain of sacrifice.
Become an orchestrator of sacrifice as you command the zealots of your hideout
hideout to show their true devotion to Azziri. There's even a counter so you have proof that
you're ready to serve the Red Queen. If you want to truly impress and if Ange isn't quite
trading to your desire, you can, well, see for yourself.
Yo, what the fuck? You can sacrifice Ange? Yo, that's sick. What the hell? Hell yeah.
runic, and asmary themes, as well as matching abyssal, runic, and asmary weapon effects.
And charge skins as well.
To round out the runic and asmary themes, there's also a dodge roll skin available for each theme.
Over as Mirri Portal, Weapon Effects, Chargers and Dodge Roll, they come in many forms.
Wild, Vivid, Primal and Sacred.
Just by setting the tiers.
Use these new map devices to open maps with your favourite link content.
For Ritual Enjoyers, the Nameless Shrine tracks the amount of tribute gained in that map.
If the wind is within obsession with mirrors, the splintered reflection tracks the number
of monsters slain for under the influence of delirium mist.
Last but not least, for those who enjoy things they go through, the Calguran detonator, which
tracks how much you unearth with dynamite.
The virtual one as you look beautiful comes with their own mini leaderboard, so you can
save your 5 best records. This mystery box also features another series of affinity stash skins.
These are separate stashes that will automatically open to the first tab with the matching affinity.
This time we have stashes for essence, as well as breach, and augments.
But you have to put those, can you put those down forever?
I don't get that.
So you, you can put down these skint, can you have like a breach one down and a thing down
or should you choose one?
Oh wow.
I kind of want those just for those things.
But again, I don't know, I guess you can just click.
Wait, what's easier?
Click on a stash and then clicking like fragments, right?
just clicking on the fragment ones over here I kind of like the idea of it's
like a visual interface right it's like a more interactive it's like a
GUI you know graphical user interface you know instead of like clicking
scrolling through some fucking thing you're clicking some visual you know
some bit of artwork that represents that thing and then it opens I kind of like
that I can't like that then I don't know you'd have to have so many and your hideout would
be full of fucking stash tabs maybe you'd be a bit annoying another set of finisher effects
there's a death bloom that bursts from the corpses of slain rare enemies
stigy and chains that ignite them
or a glacial black hole that sucks the flesh off of slain unique enemies leaving behind
a frozen husk.
If you would like to purchase the Return of the Ancients mystery box, it's available
now through the in-game shop and Path of Exile 2 where-
Should I get the fuckin' chest?
Yeah, try out the chest tick.
Should I try out the chest tick?
That monkey out-out looks kinda high.
The monkey out-out looks kinda high.
Gotta fuck with the monkey out-out.
Hmm...
spirit with spirit
the fire is
the two guys kinda cool cause two cans but
actually this is a bug in you know
you know once
uh... i did get given some keys where we
where am i what my case that
uh...
here's your key
your load of your love
You could just give them away, should I just give the key away?
I think it's hard to give away, it requires an effort.
If I could just...
Just one guy and check just gets it instantly.
Would be nice.
Yeah, but the chances of you winning is basically zero.
You can have a little stream.
It says that, by the way, we hope you, okay, this is the message I got from GGG.
We hope you, it's clearly boilerplate.
It's not personalized for me.
We've been doing Battlefax all three return the engines, we just released a mystery box
and it got a key with 10 boxes.
rewards that basically is derivative of gameplay. Each migration has a few
thematic variations that you can receive only maximum one time. We'd love if you
could open them on the stream for your viewers. And you can find more about the
to beat you I can't make pathos in mystery box you know I'll give away the
key forget let's just give away the key make it work he how many give away the
key I'll just give away the key cuz I don't want to I'm gonna open that mystery
box myself just with my own money cuz I'll just give it again what should we
do marbles marbles a lot of effort
marbles okay I'm doing this of the fastest fucking marbles run bro fastest
I'm wasting exp right now dude, what am I doing?
Okay, it's gonna be like the fastest run, you're gonna be fast to get in.
What the fuck is this? No.
The fuck is all the bullshit, bro?
Race.
One minute race.
Viewer, max.
No, no, no, no.
It's already 500 people.
First 500 people to get in.
First 500 people to get in.
This is for a 10 mystery box case.
10 mystery box case.
Wait a second.
All right, many play chat, everyone's in, GG, many play, countdown, nope.
I have wins as wins.
You have to reply to my, whoa.
i have to have to whisper you in twitch games
world you'd hear we go for holless currently first place with this
computer gays is a fucking thing jay don't take a
toxic
nine seven
jk this guy here like magic that to book
it's lude like magic come first place right now first place
currently first place who's second easy third place cows are cute 2 bucks still
currently winning 2 bucks still currently winning oh shit we get some
people close we got some close game oh wait is this guy Strix on par
Strixel? He's got an AI avatar. Like, okay, like magic.
Oh wow, it's not a race. It's who's closest.
It's who's closest.
Whatever the game decides is first is first.
You can see it's up. Oh wow, it's not in a race.
It's who's closest to the middle. Currently it's...
Eggsy.
I can see him right there. It's XE. He's like first. Oh shit. He's right there
Xeke
What the fuck is that thing bro?
Exactly is looking like the foot the last guy here who's he got crusade fighter and
That's definitely not exactly is the winner
It's a weird map. I don't know what the fuck's on that whatever did I just pick I just look the one that was the shortest
Okay, I'm gonna whisper you exactly
Whisper
Egg Zach
Eggs
It's not working
What whisper egg
Zach I
I can't whisper
Yo, oh, yeah, I got it
Code code you see it bro. I've seen it
He says T1 I broke
NP broke
All right, the code is being sent. He needs it as he has said T1. Congrats. You just go to redeem key
It's like P.O.E. Radimki. He's definitely a real person, bro. He just shit T.Y. in chat, bro.
Okay, now anyway, I'm just gonna, so, I'm just opening the boxes because I went up in the boxes.
The return of the ancients mystery box contains many microgenics,
transaction. Ah, what the fuck, man? I'm out of credit? No way. How do you open boxes?
the return of the ancients mystery box contain
how do you open the boxes now?
is there any way to open the boxes?
packs
what is my cosmetics?
the fuck is this
how's that
that's not me
consumables
are you guys seeing that? I don't understand what you guys are saying that
consumables and things except... oh yeah
okay
where do i fucking points go bro
take the hideout
I
Check
Did I get it on him now I
Want the boxes okay wait
Points really that I'm gonna buy points today. Don't know my points
Have I already bought all these fucking packs?
I feel like I already bought all this, right?
Haven't I bought all this?
Ah, fuck it.
I can't be fucked, chap.
I can't be fucked.
Normally I just press buy and open them, and I just have all this stuff, but I haven't
But I don't really buy point I only like to put the fuck I'm like fuck. I'm gonna like like spin my foot. Yeah, I don't know dude. I
Don't know dude. That's a
I got a hot on the mission good hot and the merchant T. Well, I congrats bro congrats
W
Wait, no way I buy like a... I don't understand. I don't even buy points. No way I buy like a pack.
And then I have points just to buy the boxes and I can just buy... I can just open all the boxes.
Lay down your arm!
Top A, you have time to points.
Type, join to enter for free boxes from Quinn.
Oh, it's over. There's no joints. It's gone. The joint is gone.
I just can't wear the boxes, bro.
I opened my boxes and they gave me anyway.
It's just one of those things where it's like, all I wanted was the, I'm just thinking,
do I want to buy a fucking pack?
Oh man.
Dude, I'm thinking those boxes are fucking lying, bro.
Opening those fucking boxes is lame bro, it's a lame experience.
Speaking of experiences that they've designed, opening those boxes was fucking lame.
I think they have some fucking fanbots of harvest type box going on other than that bitch, you know what I'm saying?
Tencent, dude, that was going to be three boxes wide before Tencent, I don't know what you
can talk about.
Dude, new widget gameplay instead of played today, boys?
Norms are a chance.
Could happen, theoretically.
have we believe there a chance why I mean it could definitely be granted auto
game play that's not sure like I mean that shit is like being it was supposed
to be out by now right it's not even out and that's exclusively coming out on
PlayStation so where the fuck is else is that gonna show and it's not gonna be
So GTA dude, this is absolutely a real chance we get some GTA either a new trailer or some actual gameplay
Now that obviously rocks I would release their trailer at the same time as it's announced on that live stream
But it'd be like a you know
Concurrent thing that happens right they announced it on that fucking live stream
And then they rock star releases the video live on their end
But I can absolutely see that happening.
You guys are curbing, you think it's not gonna happen.
Dude, I'm really DG-innerating my fuck.
My ears are just getting cooked and I don't even know what's even from, I don't even know
what's hitting me.
Demons!
They'll get another A-Lethink.
Gives him my second Peely 2-1, let's see what it's like.
No spec.
Okay, we got a wall.
a wall. I know these monsters, I know those mechanics, I've done this before. Almost like
They ripped this straight out of Pee Wee 2 and put it into the Pee Wee 1.
Okay.
Easy, bro.
What a fucking easy...
It's easy on a Pee Wee 2, man.
Way easier
Somebody this monsters that I didn't even need to use all my powers
I like this a lot more I like there's a lot more than I think there's a better than a little hand to hand things
I'm telling you, you are chasing P2 mechanics in P1, like P1 has early access to P2.
They basically design stuff in P2 and they put it in P1 and they chase it out and they
fuck around with it in P1.
For P2 chasing.
It's not the other way around, people seem to think that they're putting P1 stuff into
P2.
No, no, no.
You are doing QA in PLE1.
Run way around boys, run way around.
Get fuckin' wrecked bitch!
Pretty time I always have an additional wave of primal monsters.
Okay, I'm missing my abyss in the zone somehow. I don't know how, but I have.
Have you seen the logo of the Lego drama that courted the police to reduce this bin? Clubs
up of the century? I have been watching it, yes. I've been watching Moist Critical's
videos on it, like, to help me go to sleep. And then I'll finish off the video when I
wake up in the morning. It's pretty it's pretty crazy they're a little
crazy. It's crazy how like corrupted institutions can be. Like motherfuckers just
have power and then they just abuse it and they just keep doing it until they
get caught. Right? They just keep doing it and then they get caught and now
Hopefully they're gonna get right over the coals right these motherfuckers who are clearly wielding
You know the police and the you know the law like some sort of baton to just
Beat people who are innocent into submission. It's not good
They're amazing take I mean it's what's kind of insane there are you think like oh, yeah police aren't that corrupt right?
They're usually pretty good
Well like this small community of like Mormon motherfuckers
I'm gonna just control the police to just harass and bully people. It's fucked up
I think that a wider I think most believe I mean
That's that's you know what it reminds me of it reminds me of who's seen Banshee
The whole Lego scandal reminds me like if Banshee the TV show was like actually real life
Seem banjie
They had like all these corrupt police officers and and that there was a fucking rich guy here ran the town
It was doing a bunch of crime
And you know it was just like for longer and he went in and he was a criminal but he's like sort of that shit out
It was bad ass
Yeah, it's uh, you know, it's just motherless doing whatever the fuck how they want it because I can which is just fucked up I hate that
why people gonna take advantage of other people when they have some element of
power like oh I've got a bit of power let me just abuse that power to like fuck
other people over like why is that a thing
can you just treat other people the way you want to be treated like hello
I'm gonna abuse my power to self-gain
Crazy.
You can't be a lot of replies, the replies are just negative to the stream bro.
One of the bits as soon as they were made was getting replies.
On top of that you still can't reply if you're a sub little bitch.
Just be a sub pussy.
Consider that.
You're a pussy pussy pussy
Pussy bitch, pussy bitch
Yeah, what are you gonna do about that?
What are you gonna do about that?
You're gonna fucking stay down boy
You like it?
I got a Soltar right now?
I'll be yelling at you now bro
I'm gonna tell you I'll be yelling
be on. Imagine subbing, well you don't need to do ya. I absolutely did it for the chat.
The stream quality and the chat quality is objectively better since I got whatever applies.
Because it isn't a bunch of fuckin' retards trying to farm replies, right?
For starters, that's one thing.
You know, it's just not people like,
I need attention!
Time to try farm replies all day!
And then you haven't got the whole thing where, um...
That could be good.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good, whatever.
That's pretty good.
Put it in the fisting.
So then you haven't got reply farmers going as anyone else had and then on top of that
I don't get stand locked by like the most negative comment possible.
So then instead of me being stand locked for like fucking two hours every stream I get
stomach for maybe only 20 minutes every stream which is better for you it's
better for everyone. What is on the ground that's de-uniting me? Is it like
this is like a united ground map but what is going on? I don't understand what
I'm de-uniting but the ground appears to have nothing on it and I don't have any
So I seem to somehow like
Create a digital copy of myself and imprison it as some fucking guy who just moderates chat
I mean that's kind of fucked up though, right? That's kind of just kind of messed up
They're torturing my own mind in some digital realm
But it'd be so good because you could pre-delete anything that would stun like me
Do you know what would be the issue?
Oh, I know what the issue would be. This would be the issue, though.
Every day, the messages that that AI digital version of myself would consume would slowly
brick it, and it would eventually become like fucking ruins.
Any computer that you insert your brain into would immediately brick itself.
Now you'd have to like reclone it every day on a fresh brain scan.
So your AI digital copy would just become like fucking insane.
That's 100% code, if you can get it more soon, if you sneak in and get it in the chat.
Um, you're completely wrong, man.
You're entirely wrong.
Like, this, this, this logic, if anyone, anyone who thinks replies has got something to do with me trying to get more subs,
this would fucking wreak that, right?
For those who missed replies, meta this is what Chatter used to be like.
What equals? Clean!
What a buzzalow!
Basque, Basque, Basque, Basque, Jessup, Hydom, Basque, One guy, Basque, Chatter, Jessup.
To be clear, I had to reply to turn off 4 subs as well as non subs.
I had to turn off for everyone and then the subs complained so much that I was like,
ah.
Fuck it.
I had to reply to turn off for everyone and it was just the amount of subs that bitched.
I was like, I want to talk to people and communicate and I can't do it anymore.
Whaaat.
I was like, alright, I'll fucking try sub only.
I don't like it but I'll try it.
It works out okay, because most of the subs aren't as fucking bricked as the non-subs.
Replies that never come back, Jack.
Well, no come what, you'll see.
Something, yeah, yeah, replies as you, like, un-replies with the app, you know, just everyone
can do it.
Never coming back, ever, ever.
Unconditioned replies that's net debt will never happen
The mother's the worst yeah people I do people who just try farm like emotes and chat
But I just chatted and all they just deliberately late because they literally got stunlocked for over an hour this morning
on streaming being a hard job and that happens every other day and it's not from a reply
instead you get stun locked from one guy's straw manual Danny Crangler classic no no
the reason why I talked about that is because I watched a one hour and a half video essay
about streaming as a job it was nothing to do with one guy it was it was I had just finished
watching this video and I wanted to talk about it. It's got nothing to do with the
shadows. So I'm incorrect. Nice for the donation project. I'm gonna die. I'm about to die. Help.
Who the fuck is this demon?
Quickly I watched this. I didn't watch the video on stream. I watched it off stream.
I watched it again yesterday and today
Tramina's job so is only fans yes being a prostitute is a job what?
What do you really think being a prostitute isn't a job that's insane if you think there's nothing in your like what are you talking about?
Do you want to tell what a job is?
writing a service and someone's paying for it bro like congrats like it that's a
job there you go prostitutes are fucking workers like I did why don't you become
a prostitute if it's not a job man pussy become a prostitute pussy I'll wait
you fucking can't because you're fucking disgusting and no one wants to have
Six with you dog. What's up, bitch? Stay the fuck down homie. Stay the fuck down
Of course he gets stunlocked by one guys he lives in one guy, newie. Thank you him here all week
should comedian yes
Another one baby another one
Not what I need though. I'm looking for one particular item in this fucking place. It's not dropping
I'm looking for the oven that lets me roll my shit twice man. It is just not putting out bro
Fuck this is like the most common mechanic in the game. It's mechanical game
I literally can't, I literally can't.
What is the corner on that, what is the corner on that ability, why can it turn off your
regen, I don't understand what I'm supposed to do as a melee character.
You know if you want only to just pick a moomoo and kill mobs outside of the mist.
Take a Moo Moo and kill them all outside of the mist.
What is the mist?
I don't even know what the mist is bro.
What is the mist?
I've done this map.
If he already wants his map, it's completed apparently.
Can't get there.
mobs there but fuck em. It's being patched. Delirium. The black vortex. Wait, what?
What? You're telling me that my gameplay of like how I fight the mobs changes the loot
that drops. What are you even saying? Doesn't make any sense. If you ever kill it in this
location he drops loot but he doesn't in this other location? Like what does that even mean?
That's stupid as hell if that's a good thing 90, see we got 15 ore rares in 94 life, it
just cares if it doesn't breed it, are we greeting it yet, let's greet it, and we breed
I mean, it's certainly not Brecht's still though.
Technically, he could unbring it with another castle, let's see.
Now it's Brecht.
We got five, oh, do we get AGBCs?
Let's just get all these things, follow that.
Yeah, out of ash, what does that do?
a little bit of spirit there baby, a little bit of spirit.
works the year slowly 2025 so I tried lowering a moomoo rears outside their
clouds to test the guys theory they're killing them this way makes them drop
bit of a best summons here's the result these two dropped right at the
start of the map before any of the increased rewards that's what I need
I need exactly that one. That's exactly what I need, bro
Okay, this is like I feel like this is gonna be confirmation boss, right surely
Look I was not standing in it and it just dropped at that point. It must be true
But then I don't know maybe it is actually bugged and then she was like that. I mean people are
Man it's just an sg trade period bro period bro period
Period, I mean that's a lot of, that's a lot of evasion burning, that's a lot of evasion
burning.
I think some of you have already must have heard of me dropping multiple of them instead
of just one.
I mean, I'm just gonna kill them all, bro, that's what it is.
Right, I'm just gonna kill them all.
and just uh see what the fuck happens. Okay, look.
Let's take an equal hypercharger loot and PoE too.
You are missing out on huge loot opportunities if you are not doing this with your abyss monsters.
When you are running the abyss in Path of Exile 2, you have a chance to spawn monsters that have
the affix called Alinamu's Roy. This causes the abyss monster to spawn a huge dark cloud.
Normally what you're supposed to do is to step inside that cloud with the monster so that you
can actually kill it because if you're outside of that cloud and the monster is inside you will
not be able to damage it. But players have discovered that if you pull that monster outside of the
cloud and kill it when it is not in the cloud you will be able to get a higher drop rate of
omens of light and omens of abyssal echoes which are worth a ton of money. Otherwise the monster
will just drop a normal omen of leech which is not worth that much. So from now on, every time
you encounter a monster with the aphix Amunabu's void, be sure to pull it outside of the void
and not kill it while it is in that cloud. Want more money making tips and pad of exile too?
Come hang out on my stream twitch.tv slash beast like sheer because I'm probably streaming there
right now
I mean it seems to get so as fuck
I'm gonna be real. It seems to get to its fuck, but at the same time, I mean
Thing is if not skits, I believe a thing this I'm real. They're just a bunch of schizos that will convince himself
Something works
It's chairman doing it all the it's literally the strength
Okay, being used a believer. I'm a but then again, okay, so I do it drops and then it's like oh well look now
It's confirmed right well no
Well no it's
Why am I having a data? Well, I just understand how strong confirmation bias is.
Like, we as humans are so quick to link to things that are not connected and connect
them because we love patents. But I don't know, I mean it could work, maybe there's
the thing maybe like oh it drops that light omen because he was in the light not in the darkness
maybe it is a thing that gg coded into the game deliberately like oh you kill him in the light
he drops omen of light he's not in the darkness maybe that's like some thematic thing they were
doing but then it to me it sounds unintended right like oh yeah the mob drops different loot
based on like the gameplay like not like oh the modifies on the map not the modifies on the rare
But like oh like are you a hit by too many mechanics? Yeah, he drops your loot
Well, like oh now you you let him live for two minutes. They drop Mulder. I don't know
But I don't know maybe I can see thematically. Okay. He drops a light on him when he's out of the darkness
He's in the light. Maybe that's the thing
My dick was so hard it dropped unique stuff
Okay, I need to do this. Wait, so what the fuck? Can I speak in the emumu? Wait, is
Is there still Baldo? What's the deal?
Can I speak in a moomoo?
Surely they'll fix this, right?
I'm a moomoo.
Oh my god, I don't want to do that.
the
monster damage 15%
I hope you rip
What is it? Choose what you've done.
I'm gonna set a plate in like one hour or something, I think.
What are we doing like 1 hour?
68 minutes, yeah that's it, that's it, that's it, 68 minutes.
Okay, so wait, I gotta look for Amumu's cock-ass titties.
I mean, I definitely know that mechanic, because I was like, I was like, what is this weird cloud shit?
And then I was wondering like, what the fuck's going on?
why I kind of damaged him and I realized I had to go inside so I
definitely will recognize that mechanic. I should just be like oh look it's the
cloud that I have to go into. I'm not going to go into the cloud, right? Stay away from the cloud.
Cloud bad.
Why is it, oh it's breaching up everywhere. What the hell's going on? What is the whole
breach man? Yo this is kind of cool. It's like a... Yo this is pretty cool.
Let's go breach only map
Yo breach was when they're not inside a preacher cool us
But I use my tablet in this fucking thing though. What the hell we must reach the center
Yo, what the fuck I use my goddamn tablet in this thing, dude
Nobody says it's disabled in this zone, but it didn't say it was disabled.
I had five stacks right so I can check, but I lost a stack.
Okay chat, we're doing my first fortress and your poaching is ready.
Alright, that was way cooler the way you walked up to it, and that was like a breach map.
Low key, high key, low key.
I think you know, I know key.
Signet.
Oh, wow.
Wow, I'm getting one because these things are actually dropping like, good shit.
It looks like I want to full clear this thing.
Are you guys doing some weird smoke effect by the way?
Do you guys see this weird, like it looks like some sort of VHS tape smoke effect.
When that smoke goes out.
I don't know what you want to call it, some weird pixelation type shit.
What's that about?
It looks weird.
I've noticed that every time I see this smoke, see what I'm talking about?
Chromatic aberration?
Some weird...
Look, look, if you just play back to that exact clip from one second ago, you'll see
what I'm talking about.
Like that.
We got it spamming in this place.
What is it even causing it?
Just everything in the zone?
I guess everything in the zone causes it?
It does look, I mean it looks kind of cold, but it looks kind of waiting pixelated though
at the same time.
I can't see it, um, use your eyes to open your eyes.
It's the giant American zoom in on it.
Yeah, look!
It's way more obvious when you zoom in.
I
Don't have deal is this on barris. So what do you think about that? What do you think about that buddy pal?
Yeah, I have in I see on
I've in I see on
I'm telling the video bro what's up with those guys apparently like the instant guy's
going crazy and he's going yapping on about how computers aren't for people anymore and
they're for like AI agents and like like get fucked consumers even though we made you
like think about that we made you motherfucker and now you got your data centers and your
tokens and all this shit and you think you're the band? Fuck you, bitch ass. I think you're
hot shit in the video. That's you bitch. That's the vibe I've got. We made that company. The
game has made them. And they just traded us out like little fucking rats. Fucking corporate
green profits. How much of the AI pops? Is that a good? Isn't that gonna be like Turbo
Global Recession? Isn't that the whole American like thing that there's fallen on AI and like
you're cooked? Like America's basically just fucked the AI falls over? Yo look at how sick
that looks okay capitalism baby it doesn't matter what you want this man is
what actually happens in a crash it's not providing value eventually
See, this guy's moving so slow at the fuck.
The hell's happening?
Get on the wall.
I like the AI when it was cool, like a cool meme, you know, not when it was like they
just trying to force it into everything.
I did one of the, you know, like, oh yeah, you generate stupid shit and make weird sound
effects and there's like this weird, you can like talk to it and it's kind of crazy,
not like, oh yeah, let's AI everything, like AI in your dog, AI in the fucking refrigerator,
AI in just, you know what I'm saying?
I am an AI enjoy myself, but it's one of the things where it's like a day on way too hot
Need to fucking relax
I'm the man, bro. What the hell's going on fucking owning this is way out on pewee one
I'm a freaking beast baby, I'm a freaking beast.
She was the easiest fuck boy.
I'm a bit though so...
Where's the monsters?
There's none of monsters bro.
If they don't end up making the monsters harder.
Oh, the Hanslain doesn't break down the walls, interesting.
It's quite nice in melee, actually.
I swear to God, I didn't get one monster for that whole wave.
What?
It's bugging or something it's bugging dude
Like did asses is bugging
Whatever I'm wanting to guess
well that's the Zzibrain probably said it took ages or something this didn't take that
long to be honest it was just like it just bugged it bugged it was just no monsters for
like three waves there and more than it was more than three waves it was probably like
five or six waves in total but then I had like two or three waves where it just nothing
happened. Something's definitely wrong with that, right? You're supposed to have monsters
coming at you. What is this? Queen, I got you. I got you, Queen.
Oh shit, what the fuck, there's the monsters that were hiding there, I mean.
That's a little bit balanced, right? They're not gonna get one shot?
I'm moving! Yeah, I'm moving!
The winnest extra thing, you literally cannot see which way to go until you go the wrong
way.
We took them up.
Yep, you had to explore the hands in order to see the hands.
So you go down that little thing, the hands here, no hands.
Hands here, okay.
you gotta fuckin... this is how you find the way out bro.
How much loot am I gonna get from this shit?
Well, if I get loot, I'm happy.
This little one gives.
That has a lot of wound gifts.
Oh, heavy belt apparently, okay.
Okay.
Hey motherfucker, bin it up, use my god damn.
damn
I'm like a crop does reacts to my reacts to it so it based
He's on he's right. I know he does that
Like no, I don't know any of this room who does that
Motherfucker actually react. He does full full full fles reacts my reacts and I reacted doesn't react
That's what it go out there at that time he reacted to the react of the react it was actually insane
I was like yo, I actually had to make a rule. I cannot react to correct reacts because he will infinitely react to me I
Shoot me agrees that they were gonna say that right
Guessing that's what he does
I'll just go with that.
Oh, hehehe.
Some little real haves on this.
Slam haves on this.
And a brick.
Okay, do I use a chisel on this thing?
I guess so.
Whaaaaat? No way, dude! No way!
You're gonna be kidding me, man! How the fuck did that happen?
Are you gonna make blood?
There's some bullshit!
I'm about to piss myself, jaggedy. PogChamp's ready. We're about to go to whatever the hell...
We're about to go to whatever the hell this is.
Get your freakin' pogchamps ready boys, what the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
Oh wait, let me see, is it consumer charge?
It did not, nice.
Okay, I'll be right back.
Oh god!
Bro, you know the thing you do in your cab, you have your legs crossed, that's what I'm
doing right now.
I'm doing that right now, IRLJ, and I'm a full grown man.
All right
I
Can't I'm working my keep my dog my keep my dog working my keep my dog working cuz I'm dead
Fucking shit the content
I just hit my hand bro my kid my fucking mouth
I
Was that shit was broken it was supposed to stagger and bro it was supposed to stagger and bro his shield was gone
I'm probably going to do it, I'm probably going to like, go a little bit overkill.
I'm hoping we see something here.
Come on, make me PogChamp game.
I should probably cook some more meat and sleep in that house.
I think I've got it twisted again this time it's for real I can feel it I'm about to have
I am too I'm a freaking cat
Scream
It's turning blue I can't take it
I see what you…
FUCK!
Ok, do we need to get rid of this gifted thing?
Chat, who thinks the gifted thing adds any value to the stream whatsoever at this point?
I think anybody cares about the gifted thing, it's either gifted or not gonna gift.
I'm just gonna get rid of it…
It's kind of annoying, right?
It's cool.
cool the fucking gift the gifted thing but then it's like every streamer is
gonna try and ask gift on the screen it's like
we've made it the depraved Lord's ashen tool await the dreamer will be glad
dark flame master gifted a tier one sub
gaming to go
company is gone
and i love i love this they get things cool
but it's like you know it's
one thing you gotta take your overlaid with the spot
cancer
spokane visual cancer bro
yokes
can we go boys have a go we're going up to whatever the hell this thing is
after they had their high fortress boys defeat it that was cool if that was
ish if it that was it if that was feet that was to beat that was ish
it's good thing I love damage me the reliance what is this
could they drop the shield but why I guess we'll find out
See what we get see what happens wonder if that drop of a million ring or what
Yo, that's sick. I love how you actually climb up it. It's so sick
Wait, this is just exactly a few so this is literally pv1. I mean good news this chat. I know the boss my mechanics. I
I know the boss might have mechanics in-depth so I can't really fuck it up right unless
they've got new mechanics.
So the mechanics are the same, GG dude.
You're cooked.
You are cooked.
Is this real by the way up kids nowadays saying, I'm cooked, chat, I'm cooked?
they're not streaming just saying to other kids or is that some shit they just made up?
Am I called to chat? They're not even streaming.
That's actually a thing that's happening. Micahs don't do it. I've never heard them do that, so...
You ever decide I'm saying it the ones I mean it's worse of a five-year-old saying it and they're not even streaming
Like I mean if they they're talking to their chat, they're saying am I cool chat?
I mean that makes sense, but if you're not streaming you saying that well, that's
That's a problem right?
This is a fucking joke
Okay, game, there's two monsters remaining, except there's way more than two monsters remaining,
so that doesn't make any sense.
See how some can't have monsters or what?
I don't know why there's no music on this side, which is kind of weird.
I'm guessing that'd be music for the boss fight, though.
Yeah, and these guys even dropping loot, I just realized that
Yeah, I'm taking the chest lady relax
Okay, next of the Lords
oh
Have you been exposed to industrial glue?
I must admit I used to love the smell of glue and smell it
Just like I love the smell of petrol and I would smell petrol a lot
and after I turned it out it says you're bad for use
Now I don't smell it anymore
Wait...
They are here
I want that guy shield man right now
I
Am I cooking
Well, wait, that's a new mechanic. Oh wow looks way cooler and pw2 what?
wait that was way cooler than pewee 2
pewee 1 she gonna just disappear for no reason
oh you guys got ads i can't pause
yo what the hell are we can't wait to look
The elements don't match!
And now I'm still in decay!
Your weakness corrupts us!
This song can still be sung!
We've got the Dejune, we've got to have the slam.
This is way better in PE2, bro.
This fight is way better in PE2.
It's like they ported it over.
Oh my god, it actually makes sense now.
She throws a shield and then fucking slams you, bro.
I'm just curious what you're like as ever.
Propery one is the at home version of the sparse pie.
Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.
She's killed.
What is this?
I don't know what it said in this mechanic.
Am I doing it wrong?
Am I doing it wrong?
oh shit
yo what the fuck man
way way better way better way better oh my god I remember find this in period one
thing that fights kind of lame dude the mechanics actually makes sense and they
it's it's not even the same it's not the same I did not get the children you
have done remarkably well this may be a course of history now we must face the
true threat you have sensed it to the dreamer will reveal what is next we
must return to the monastery with the flesh of the depraved lords there we
shall seek the council of the dreamer
oh shit oh shit the flesh of the depraved lords hell yeah let's get the
chance to sign additional breach muscle until bridge to the chance we contain
in this shant, I don't fucking know, bro.
Damage skills?
Damage skills.
Oh wait, damage skills are bad.
I want number of skills created, right? Surely.
I want the shield skills.
Grasp him, war kid.
Let's go linear supports.
I was gonna impose I was gonna impose but I'm not I want you to go more low here
but I was gonna I was gonna impose myself and then I actually I didn't because
I'm like why don't more law I would impose there too but yeah I want to see
what she's got
He's that door has not been open in some time.
Is that Aelith?
Wait, what?
Is that Aelith?
What?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh
Mysterious Agilite is the box of that mysterious Agilite, bro. Hey, let's
You were alive
I apologize I should have warned you I am one of many in my mind only one shall
serve at any given time but we all share the knowledge that the dreamer gives to
us I do not understand oh why how is this possible so you're no longer yourself I
am myself I am in every way the same a-lif that you know the dreamer makes
of it who she's continuity way I have been with him since the beginning of his
dream this is my charge it is my burden to bear and my joy to embrace you must
not dwell on this I do not it is simply another reality in the path we have
been given life goes on
shit so she knows bro she knows it's not instead of telling of the truth you
just knows and she's got continuity so he like keeps her calm I guess she's it's
like that Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where he fucking has they like they die
and they re-sported they re-upload their like minds and they have the same
fucking brains you bring the flesh of the lords their essence will aid the
dreamers return presented to him you know I'm talking about right
You guys are so cringy, but we're getting extremely cringy here, bro.
I have the sack.
What?
Oh, I put the sack in the hole. Oh shit, I put the sack in the hole.
I wasn't blind chat, I was zoomed in, to be clear. I wasn't blind chat, I was zoomed in.
to be clear so you can't see it when he's roomed in i don't know if you know that
oh shit
Over its fear, the enemy trembles.
My fuck is out.
He buries out.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Look at him.
I feel like that's his critter white spot right there
in the middle.
I feel like he put a blade through that little eye thing
and he's cooked.
You see me for the first time with your own eyes.
Yet in your dreams, you closed yourself from me.
me hold the truth what what is the meaning of this as me you are but one of many in the dreams
path no no no my fears were true all along you're a monster i am human my life is my own
I feel strange as though I've woken up from a dream.
The fuck?
My fucking just blew me up.
He just exploded me, bro.
He just fucking exploded me.
You have done well, but our task is not yet over.
Using this flesh of the depraved, we can all locate the enemy's fastcham.
Enter their twisted domain.
Depose their hive mind.
Kill Zash.
Save our life.
I ain't ready for that.
I ain't ready for that.
Dude, I ain't ready for that.
No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
How about you did that, bro? Wait, I am ready for that. I am ready for that, bro. Wait, what the fuck is this?
I don't know, can Santa this? Oh my god, okay, we going, we going. Alright, brother.
You see, go in and kill him, I'll go in and kill him.
Something stares in me.
But Zest must die.
All of one.
Hey, bed.
Yeah, it's like one of these old-school breech guns, bro. Oh shit, we got one of these old-school breech guns
Yeah, we got the favorite one breech gun, baby
Oh, this is sick.
Wait, is this the fucking dude?
Wait, is this the fucking dude that I've never killed before?
But I've only seen in clips like where he's like doing hand slams and all that weird shit.
Oh bro, I don't know what I'm doing with that.
I have no idea what to do.
This quest version is easy, okay.
I have literally I've never fought this guy right ever I don't I don't have ever for this guy ever I
Do not believe it before I'm ever let him one time
No, I don't think I've got I don't think I've bought him ever
When did I get you guys saying I've killed him okay, how come I don't remember killing him at all I
Do not remember fighting this guy or killing him
You think I've killed him I don't I don't I don't even know what he does
Bro, what I'm saying is I don't fucking remember the fucking guy going, I don't remember the
fucking guy, so I'm just kidding, but he's just gonna fucking kill me or what?
I mean, if there's not any gotchas, it should be fine, right?
This mechanical skill required, and the mechanic is quite durable, right?
So I'm quite durable, plus mechanical skill.
I'll deflate 95% of this time, I deflate, I won't get one shit, right?
live. It's like a hand attack right? I remember seeing people die to a hand attack. Did I
have fought Apatow? A single time and I died to him on like phase one or something. My
memory isn't good. I could have fought this guy. I don't remember this at all. If this
This is how you always fought them, other than this is a new way to fight them.
But if this is what you had to do, like a time mechanic where you go along, I've never done this.
I'm dead.
Need it.
Zest must be near.
We, that's truly it.
We are the fight pair. We are the holy water.
Oh shit.
We cannot win.
What's happening?
What's that?
Smear, she is suffering.
I thought it was happening!
Oh
No, I can't pause
Can I log out
oh my god what I do I got boys
fucking state of play bro fucking state of play okay can I just resume can I just resume
suction
was that noise
I
Didn't say that
10 of 10 what can we please see be off place
Oh, I'm so good again, we're just used to the fucking me. I didn't know it was gonna be a fucking boss fighter
It's gonna be ripping. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Fuck me, bro
God, cast me on the brink.
Bruh.
We die for it by the looms, she of killing sorrow.
I've gone to flaked and my ace is gone, I'm just giving it away, it's a 5% chance
But...
Weed Tire!
His message burns!
We call...
We command!
Great!
Oh shit, why are you lining up in that-
AHHHHHHHHH!
We're creeping dark!
Of the world!
I'm gonna fucking die. I'm gonna fucking die.
Stay on the brines.
They fight once more.
The rule of existence.
Who shall rise?
We control.
They do us.
I'm dead! I'm not dead!
Did you need phrasing me into this?
Again? Am I dead? Am I dead? Am I dead?
We are here.
She was storming cruelty.
We that fail.
Who dat?
Oh shit. Oh shit.
Oh, shit, what is this?
I actually almost died like fucking five times there.
Um, yeah, fuck the bird.
If I ever do him again, I'm going on with freedom, you know.
Because that is insane.
You do even dribble a ladies in that you're tired, by the way.
Like you don't pay attention if you think that was the case.
Like that's cool that you didn't think that.
Because you, I guess you're just not,
you're blind to something?
Oh, I guess you're blind?
I guess you're blind?
Are you blind or are you blind?
It's gonna, it's gonna,
he, he, he, okay.
I went down to like 40%.
I went down to, I don't even know how long.
It was, it was definitely one hit from dead.
And at any point, if I didn't deflect by the way I said,
at any point I didn't deflect, it was a one shot.
Any of those didn't deflate GG now. It's a 5% chance 95% chance. I deflate 5% chance
I don't deflate when my ears was going I got hit
5% chance every time you hit me that I died, which is
terrifying
That is terrifying
Okay, what the fuck but I got six points
uh, lanius you're born
oh, that is done
yeah, let's see the lore chat, let's see the lore
It is done.
Zest is no more.
My son has succeeded.
Praise the son.
Chills are chills, chills, chills, chills.
The enemy falters directions mindless.
For now, you have saved this world.
I am glad to have served you, master.
I await your next instruction.
Relish, Shindu Victory.
The work yet to be done shall be revealed in due course.
A moment's respite.
You have earned it.
Let it be known that the brave lords are no longer.
They may try to rebirth.
They may try to melt once more.
But never will they know the light of this world.
I will see to it.
Raise the trimer!
Raise the trimer!
It's us.
Okay, they don't want to know the lot of this world, okay?
So we're keeping them away.
We're keeping the bad guys away from this world.
It's not gonna know the light.
Now, before you leave, Helen Keeper,
I wish to celebrate with you.
Please, join me at the train yard in the monastery proper.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Okay, clean.
Rise, Keeper.
Okay, yeah, what's your will I seek the opposite of the depraved
Lords I seek to preserve the life itself
To cherish above all else King a noble goal, but how can we achieve it through what means?
The depraved must die
The enemy will never relent
Therefore they must be forced to do so
Or us they will never stop pursuing me or this world.
Do we trust him?
What drives them toward you so tirelessly?
Toward us all.
Zoth, ash, tool, and own it all.
Our melding failed, and I was torn asunder, cast into the void between my eyes.
He did kill me every for me.
But they became sashed.
They will not rest until they subsume me.
But you are nothing like them, why can't they see that?
Once they may have, but now they see nothing, blind in their hunger, it matters not.
All that does is that they still come.
Shit, how can we set this world by killing them?
If they never give up, as our world doomed, there is hope, a hope that bloomed here in
the monastery and still continues to grow.
If we wage war upon the enemy in their own domain, we can change the outcome.
With the enemy weakened, I will erase them, I shall destroy them utterly.
Jesus.
And what of the keepers then?
We remain to protect the world from itself, from those who hunger, those who rage.
There will come a time when life is protected, when quiet prevails.
I dream of that day. I can almost see it in my mind's eye.
I have long dreamed of it. You need it way much longer, my child.
Goddamn, my man, this guy's literally God, bro.
Our flesh took all the less.
I was foolish.
I believed I could find reason within them.
But I saw only darkness, and I escaped before they could subsume me.
They became pure hatred.
They became zished.
What I need to lie to us, dude, now she's super chill.
And we're being manipulated.
I mean I'm up against these spawned as and respawned as when we disagree with them
Like he's literally using mind control on us. So I mean shit, bro
The depraved lords are dead advise us of your will master
The live born thrive under a singular commanding mind
I will come to them in their hour of desperation
Are they a confused and battered?
Then I shall will them to satiate their hunger, once and for all.
I understand.
You would turn the enemy on themselves, yet for them it would be pure ecstasy.
The final feast, the final supper under their broken sun.
Praise the dreamer.
Yeah, I can see it. I can see myself worshipping this guy. Yo, we got, we got, we got Stead of
Play starting in 15 minutes, by the way. Um, the school you just saw, look, look at,
Alis, what's Alis? Off me. She's gonna meet me at the monastery, right?
It's a must-mire reward, but it's, oh shit queen. So, oh god, some dark truth dude, what's
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Chayla's perverse dream
You should not speak his true name aloud and tell me who are you to say his vision was not the world we deserve
You must look inside yourself to answer that question. I cannot do it for you. I feel
him returning
Please remember what I have told you
But do not speak of it freely with she who comes next
Ooh, a little suicide mesh.
Goddamn, I thought she was going to do that, but I was wondering where she was at the age
there.
Goddamn!
I don't understand, if he's going to make an army of drones, well, like that, just to
subjugate everyone, dominate everyone.
His number one respawn loyal subject, he can't even control her.
He can't even control her.
He can't even control her.
Greetings
You know
But now that's cool, that's cool, that's badass that's badass, but hey guys ww
W me in the chat w me in the chat w me
We got set of play guys set of play starting in 13 minutes. Oh shit, bro. Oh shit, bro
Where are we
So this is gonna be granted though though 27 or something. I'm locking
So I wish I had a I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to go full screen again. I need a interest green
My bad yet
Stay off play
GTA 6 gameplay
What are you going to check?
GTA 6 gameplay
Uh, Wichita, New Leaks, Wichita Updates, Elden Ring 2, Login, guys we're gonna have a look
this special events that's good to me oh elder scrolls sex
Eldert scrolls 6.
Half life 3.
Alright, that's looking good.
That's looking like a good title to me, bro.
Why would it help instead of play? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense why any of that would be anywhere, but yolo
Should I have an edge version that's loaded up ready to go just in case like this fucking shit does some weird shit
Whoa nearly
Hey, where we need to play
58 to be a this looks good to me right looks good. We're gonna go ahead and just close that down
Open that I'm not gonna touch anything. I'm not gonna fucking touch anything
It's on HD there's a new HD option, but you guys can't see that and I want to risk like causing some sort of lag or whatever
Still 10 minutes, well it's 10 minutes. I know it's still 10 minutes. I'm sorry guys. It's still 10 minutes
So who's gonna steal this game for 10 minutes now?
Like, it's one of these things, I'm plus a guest and we'll give a good taste.
Dark Flame must have gifted a tier 1 sub to Coke underscore gaming.
They have given 4 gift subs in the channel.
Kiss army.
Kiss a homie bro, kiss a homie.
Yo.
Im new to the game, what am I supposed to do during breach?
Just kill the mobs that spawn?
Legit question in my retard.
Remember when we were told that Poe1 wasn't just a beta testing ground for Poe2 aware?
I was entering my niece and nephew, and they were constantly speaking about chat, as if
it was a mythical entity sat next to us, they are bricked.
Yo Quiney this is the first time I'm actually enjoying Po2 and dare I say even a bit addicted,
still a lot to improve but actually excited for 1.0 now let's go Quine.
I hope you rip Quinn 69.
Being killed to the react segment of stream would be cinema.
Going it gifted a tier 1 sub to godgamer69.
This is their first gift sub in the channel.
um Valheim making an appearance in the pc gaming wait Valheim
Boineat gifted a tier one sub to Quinisa God they have given two gift subs in the channel
yo what the hell is this
94 months whole lot of money
two seventh there's a lot of shit happening bro
Yo, excited? Do not let me miss that chat, alright? Do not let me miss that. Do not let
me miss that. That's unhickiled by Kingston, McClain, and the V-Botter.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's happening.
He getting him out of there.
He just got to... something just happened, bro.
Something just happened. Be careful.
I just seen a bunch of guys right there.
They don't fucking fraud.
They don't fucking fraud.
Wait, what happened?
What happened? They quit.
They don't fucking fraud. They don't know what the fuck he talking about.
People follow him because he got money.
Yeah.
Look at him running.
Fuck twits, they get out of here with them view bots.
You view bot and pussy, the fuck out of here, you view bot and bitch?
The fuck out of here nigga?
Go back to your desktop, you dog abuser, you fucking dog abuser?
You-
Alright, he's coming on kick.
That's like the number one viewbot in the fucking platform.
And the-
Abuse dogs, huh?
You fucking bitch!
You abuse dogs, right?
How about we abuse you?
You fucking punk!
You abuse dogs!
Work!
What's up, what's up?
You abuse dogs too?
What's up?
You fucking dog abuser, get the fuck out of my shit!
Fuck outta here, fuck Twix!
Those suck damn freaks and dick!
Punk, yeah, I ain't talkin' to you.
Respect women clean, I will never disrespect you, queen.
Stay in your lane.
This for my people right here.
I don't even know this name, this is my people.
Fuck you fuck twits you dog abusing bitch. Yeah, you dog abuser. Yeah
You abuse dogs, right?
Okay, this guy's sexy. Yeah, you and me. I'll be honest man, like whatever Hassan struck this dog
This guy's a fucking great dad, bro
This guy's a fucking great dad. Like you got Hassan this fucking kicks your ass
I'm sorry, bro. Like this guy. Okay. Whatever. The sound line about shugging this dog was just fucking
Why? What are you doing? That's stupid as hell, bro. And why is he shugging the dog to make him sit on a mat?
Like to perform as like an actor on stream. That's cringe as hell. But like, no, come on. What are we like?
What is this? Is this good behavior?
You think that's sexy you think abuse don't touch me you think abusing dogs is sexy
You think abusing dogs is sexy you think abusing dogs is sexy you weird ass bitch was that
Okay, so fuck them then fuck them then why you walking with him if you did it?
Why you walking with him if he abused his dog?
Why you walking with him if he abused his dog?
So if you can don't have fucking I did I'm the awesome guest. Let's get for that like the kick-shrimp is retarded
That's not good, it's worse than that.
The kick stream man is retarded.
The kick?
It's a stupid ass of it.
Like, he's just spamming.
Like, dude, the funny thing is, the kick, the kick, the stream doesn't give a fuck.
He just wants clout for, like, one Asana dog abuser.
Like, he's a brainless, sheep robot just spamming the same thing over and over and over again.
Same shit.
I gotta legit...
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, it's like one of those things where like a song can be a retard, but like that guy's more of a retard
And is what it is
It is what it is at least you think funny, you know the guy that was a guy with the dude
What did he do welcome to the circus clown 69 or the Witcher wait, what is this?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, the medallion timing.
Oh, this is just...
This is the expansion, so maybe they're gonna...
We've already seen this, so this is the little DLC that's coming, right?
We may get to learn about the DLC in three minutes and 36 seconds, right?
We may get to watch that gameplay.
It could be the first announcement.
Who knows?
Bloodborne 2, dude, this could be, oh my god, how do we not have Bloodborne 2 on the title, bro?
How do we not have Bloodborne 2 on the title?
Bloodborne 2.
Oh my god, that would be a fix.
Fixed.
Just into Bloodborne 2, dude, I mean, it could happen.
If you think it's not possible, like, yeah, you're cooked.
you're good it's time it's a final count on Friday three days left till the
doubly theater with thousands of fans and two hours of video games and news
plus announcements yes I'll be watching all these chat I will be watching all
these do not worry I'll be watching this got the game guys what are we
thinking about got the game remake WOL just is this WOL W Pog
Bit loads of W's, seeing a lot of W's, seeing a lot of W's.
Jake Safke?
Uh, Velhom Adventure Mode, yeah.
Pre-making Velhom into a playable adventure map.
How long we got?
We got one minute.
We got one minute until it starts.
We got one minute until it starts.
Guess we'll just check it out.
Food.
Pour massive runs.
I mean I might check that out. I might check that out. It's a mod, not a big mod guy. Not
a big mod guy. Don't really like mods that much, but I might check that out as you see.
I play this, it's actually worth it, expands the world they need to hire that guy.
Yergy?
Okay, Chad, here we go.
Let me move my camera down.
What is all this shit, text?
I'm trying to delete this.
How's my Ubi killing?
Fuck, text box.
What was that?
I have a go boys have we got
How about we go find out support and to yes
Hi, I'm Marcus Smith, Creative Director for Marvel's Wolverine.
Today, we're excited to debut a new look at the game.
To set the stage, Wolverine is an race against time to rescue a group of kidnapped mutants
before they're shipped off to parts unknown by cybernetically enhanced mercenaries known
as the Reefers.
However, Logan quickly discovers he isn't the only mutant attempting to save them.
Let's take a look.
Okay.
Marvelous players. Fuck, it makes sense that he's a ballerine.
He's IT.
Alright, let's start to the area.
I bring to Berk, dude. I'm like, this looks AI.
This is a game, I don't know, I'm Berk.
Obviously it's not, man.
Oh, what the fuck? Oh shit!
Oh shit, dude!
Dude, he just fucking killed some woman.
I like that.
Bro, imagine playing this as a kid, bro.
What?
This is like a carrot, except murder vision.
That was sick.
Oh my god, did the blood is crazy.
Hey, like I was just instantly playing again, dude.
He jumps cool.
Shite freak!
Not the Tape Pop.
Kids in there.
I was thinking about the kids in there.
You think they can sense it? They'll smell them or something?
I mean, he looks opious for fuck.
Oh, oh shit, it's her, it's Queen, it's Jane, bro.
I think it's Jane, right?
Is that her name?
I need water bro.
How could they possibly lose?
You.
Don't worry.
You're not going anywhere.
Everyone, jump!
Just a little bit further.
Okay.
Everyone down.
There's a little bit of her.
Alright, the gore is insane.
I mean, as a kid, this would have been...
Like, I would see this.
And this is just gonna make me fall down forever.
It'd be cool if he got fucked up, like he gets shot in the arm and his arm, his flesh
gets revoked and I can heal back.
Ha!
Oh, okay.
I mean, dude, this is so violent, bro.
I love it like the the violence
I don't know what he's talking about, okay.
When he stabs him in the throat, it's sick.
This looks upon Brails as fucked up.
Okay, this is like a movie game, bro. Dead ass.
Perfect.
I guess you could just cannon bottom off, Sprite, and then you'd have a natural mutancy to add.
Hello
Why does that kill him a freak by the way like literally look at his face
It goes your lead and stays free
Okay
That was low IQ though
Pretty cool though, beautiful movie CGI
He's not sad bro, holy fuck.
Did he play the game though, did he?
It's just cutting man.
Why the healing let's get you guys out of here
Pretty intense
That was on rail as fuck
But I do like the core.
Oh shit.
Some folks can't wait to die.
Let's see how the dude, that's just like Manusus, bro, that guy's so he's jacked in this one,
eh?
He's jacked.
Saved a tooth, bro, yeah.
We hope you enjoyed that new look at Marvel's Wolverine.
This is a single-player, action-adventure game featuring a focused, story-driven experience
that will send Logan on a perilous journey across the globe, where more than innocent
mutant lives are at stake.
In this game, mutants live in hiding, fearful of those who would hunt them down, while most
of the world doesn't even know they exist.
As you saw, you'll encounter iconic Marvel characters like Gene Gray, The Steak, and Sabertooth.
Some folks can't wait to die.
Brrr!
We also showed you a glimpse of the brutal combat you'll experience in Marvel's Wolverine.
It's fast, fluid, and visceral in the way that only Logan can deliver.
It's heroic, it's marvellous.
Marvel's Wolverine is built to take full advantage of the PlayStation 5 consoles,
and we cannot wait for you to get your hands on it when it launches September 15th, 2026.
We're also happy to announce that you can pre-order your copy today.
I'll do that.
The end of the show in select order.
check out playstation blog for more information on behalf of everyone at
insomniac games thank you see you next time what other games do they make it
insomniac one of the games I'm asking I did like the brutality in the gore it
was ridiculous though like I'm a kid if I was playing that that would be blowing
my mind hello and welcome to state of play I wanted to start by thanking Marcus
and the whole team at insomniac for that expended look at marbles Wolverine
We've got a time here with news and updates from both PlayStation studios and third-party studios from around the globe
Let's get right to it with the latest friends that arc system works X dev and Marvel games
Maybe the big TV
Duke, I'll get your Duke, son!
Minister...
...Caption!
Actions are worth more than any word.
And the greatest action is to fight!
You have defeated so many.
You've defeated whole worlds.
But you've never fought two.
Let me show you why you should need it.
The good genius do your words on your trinkets my genius
And now my turn you may promise it's do and those promises shall be
My dear is a day when she play the shit out get it shall rise and I will be the one to leave the way
You look like you're hungry, buddy.
I'm still holding it for lunch.
Ha ha ha.
Fertile.
Time to stop laughing, Tommy.
That all you've got?
Bump away!
What?
Ow!
I'm gonna kill this spider-man!
Not you!
Ha ha ha!
Who do you want to hide?
What the heck?
Come into this if you want.
To the gym!
Mortar's come! Attack!
No mercy.
Let me do it!
Knock you out! Don't be greedy!
He's mine!
Knights of Doom! Destroy them!
You're my wrath!
What is happening in my stream right now?
I mean, I'm not a big fighter guy. Um, and they're fighting assholes, fuckin'. Yeah.
I see much from my urge atop the tree tranquility, yet there are some outcomes that are uncertain
Even to me.
It's Rayman!
DRAGONS!
Let's roll!
It's like that old game, but no, what the hell?
Your heroics will no doubt be the stuff of Tails, twice cold! Throughout the Glade of Greedies.
I'll feed Maya!
Calming Viscuits?
Oh
So it goes as far as the city and 3d
Oh
It's time I made my mark.
Get forward, guest one!
You don't stand a chance!
Maybe you should have a little bit of a chance.
What box can arrest you?
I am expected to jump, guys!
What the fuck?
I'm afraid then!
Ha ha ha ha!
Whoa! I'm here!
I'm ready for our game.
Man, it looks pretty polished.
Whatever's going on there, it looks pretty polished.
Uh, yeah, let's get a little bit higher now.
Can you get to my kids?
I
Oh
The fuck is that shit fuck is that shit
Is there a 16 with that grandma
I don't know what to do with this game, but I'm not sure what to do with this game, so I'm just going to play it for a bit.
Oh
Yeah, be honest this is no little to my gaming at all
Some of the animations are kind of over, I don't know, but I'd like to try like gameplay for more than 3 seconds, it's just a shit.
I'm going to be careful with that.
Hi everyone! It's been a while. I'm Kumi Nakamura.
Did you miss me? I missed you!
Some of you may not know me, and some of you may forget me.
Look at me, my sister.
I don't know.
What does it make out here?
You just have to hunt the monsters there.
But you just have to collect the monsters.
In our game, you have to make a contract with the monsters.
You have to show yourself that you are the one who is going to kill the monsters.
And with the power of the monsters you have,
you have to use the super power to kill the cool monsters.
You have to go to a stronger monster to get closer to this world.
Hunter is a kind of honey, and it's a kind of sword hunter.
Another one is a bow hunter.
The next one is a shaman.
As you all noticed, there's a multiply.
We're together with Nakamoto, and we're going to die together.
We're going to be a monster hunter, and we're going to play with this beast city together.
We're going to make a beast with the idea of giving it a chaos and a smile.
Welcome to Kemuri City, the nearest city in the world!
That's what I'd like to say, but we're still developing Kemuri City.
We're going to drop a lot of information, so please enjoy Kemuri City from now on.
Let's go to Kemuri!
Yeah, this game on the land. I could see myself playing this.
Oh shit, I could play this.
Goddamn, I could play that.
Where you found me?
Dang, I'll have to fight that game.
Ms. Croft, I hear when it comes to retrieval, you're the one to hire.
This isn't about glory or room money or making the world a better place.
puzzle
Buried in centuries of silence
You don't strike me as someone who walked past a lot more without wondering what's behind it
There's a reason I can only trust you with this
No booze really you can hear booze I'm picking up for you. She looks fit as fuck. What are you talking about?
I mean, I don't know.
I never played any of these games at all, but...
A...
Graffins look good.
Graffins look good in that game.
You know what I'm saying?
Good Dress World 5?
I think my favorite is the Diplodome.
Who would have guessed when I was scouting?
Who would have guessed?
What are you doing?
I'm just kidding.
They look cool.
They move around pretty cool.
I don't know if I can do this.
OK.
You need to keep moving.
Oh.
You have no other choice.
There's always a choice.
There you look, I go.
I'll be honest.
I could play I could see myself playing that game actually the best game where I'm like I could see it
Looks like a horror game with but with consoles which I fuck with that
Baby baby fever, that's the
Yo, then next is so fragile but we honestly pretty much
I'm just kidding, okay, that very tank is gone.
Yo, what the fuck is that?
Phantom Blade, or Phantom Blade?
Back in early 2023, S-Game first showed us Phantom Blade Zero in passing in a hotel,
and we knew immediately that this game had incredible potential.
Look forward to more details in a gameplay and story deep dive coming later this summer.
Next, let's head over to the sandworm infested sands of Arrakis in Dune Awakening.
In this open world survival RPG, you can fully immerse yourself in the world of Dune.
Unravel a cinematic story filled with mystery and intrigue, featuring many of the characters
from the books and movies.
Find the Fremen, wake the sleeper.
Wait, is this the MMO that I played or what is it?
Alone or with friends, you will explore the vast open world of Arrakis.
And learn to survive and thrive by unlocking the secrets of the world.
Is this what I got sponsored to play that time?
Along the way, you'll discover new technologies, craft gadgets and weaponry.
It is.
And build a base of operations that will grow and expand and progress towards power and traction.
Pursue the path of the Bene Gesserit, Swordmaster, Trooper, or Menteth.
and master anything from mind control to brutal hand to hand combat.
In Dune Awakening, you can choose to play with your friends or alone.
Brutal hand, hand combat.
You have to say that will ring trailer, bro.
I mean, come on, dude.
Dune Awakening arrives on PS5 on September 22nd.
Pre-Order start today
The fan favorite PS2
Warriors 3 is getting read master for PS5
I love this game
Mastered is a modern revival of the 2001 game established the foundation of the series
Players could become one of over 40 officers and experience intense one of those things that I'm looking memories my brain or no
battle fields and joining the battle is the one the protagonist from Dynasty
Warriors origins
oh shit
chills are chills chills chills Dynasty Warriors 3 complete edition remastered
launches later this year pre-order start today
from the award-winning studio behind the Ori series comes a bold new vision for
action RPGs no rest for the wicked is a brutal souls like built around skill
consequence and precision combat step into a living hand-painted world you
can explore alone or share with friends in your own persistent realm a world
that evolves even when you're offline the highly anticipated full 1.0
release expands everything a massive world and hundreds of hours of content
including end game all with full crossplay and crossing why is the
framerate so shit is it because it's a bus engine the wicked launches on ps5 this
That fire looks terrible.
That castle on the mountain.
That was heck.
Misakiya, a sense gamelike.
Prepare yourself.
No one in your gamelike can move like that.
I doubt this area is designed to roll convicts.
The castle's owner must be terribly cautious.
Damn, that looks actually pretty good.
Oh my god, do you like that game a little tech?
Will you swap the sword for a trowel?
Like hell I will.
No?
What then?
Are you going to start taking human souls?
If human souls...
... are what it takes.
Musashi...
...if that's the path he walks...
...I will follow.
I've chosen to trust Musashi's judgment in all matters.
Or really depart it.
Give me every ounce of power that you have in return
Lot of like the kind of souls like kind of stuff coming out I
Guess the trick will be like just let people play them and then everyone says like this one is cracked. It's amazing then I'll play it
We can't wait to get our hands on Onimusha way of the sword this
September, but you won't have to wait long to try it yourself. Here's one more update from the Onimusha team.
well
well did what the fuck that's cool
Oh, it's a misty town, cards and shit.
Wait a minute.
Oh, it's that fuck it is.
It's that the new version of that game I played.
Who's that?
It's all in hell, yeah.
Do you hear that?
Please say something.
Where did you go, Simon?
Something doesn't feel right.
I'm sorry, Kai.
The woman that you can navigate for, you can't save her.
You can't save her, bro.
I can't save him, I can't save him, I can't save him.
I'm so sorry.
Silent Hill, Timefall.
You okay?
It's game over again, bro.
Fucking shit, bro.
The target is the front gate of the capital of our homeland, the federation of central
usea.
We will storm from the sea and take the capital back from our enemy.
So you're the next one?
I think the one whose rear we'll have to cover?
People left behind back in the continent means some kind of some sort of symbol that inspires
hope.
We will be in visual range of the land battleship soon.
That's where the Wings of Thief comes in.
The Legendary Savior.
He wants the legendary savior to get as much publicity as possible more exposure
Time to keep both the truth.
Oh no, we can offer. Right, gentlemen?
What if the game plan would actually be good?
In the ambush, shadows.
Just as planned. We've angled the bay.
We'll wait and stuck it.
We'll find out. See you later.
Where to, please?
We've gotta leave.
Hang on.
We don't go on. Now it's an enemy.
Remember when I was with you.
You can go Rex.
Let's go Rex.
These guys belong to you Rex.
Go take what's yours.
Well...
Oh shit.
That was a go.
October 2nd, 2016, the Early Access will be on September 29th.
In this video, you can see the
Did you know there are three kind of aces?
Did you know there are three kind of aces?
Whoa.
Whoa.
This time, Ace Combat 8, Wings of Siege,
the download version will be available as a play order,
and the package version will be available as a pre-order.
Ace Combat Zero, it's a way to look at all the things like wearing all these young people's machines.
Please, in the same way as the 8,
the world of Strangereal,
I mean, I don't know, mate.
Is this the jacket? I don't know.
Please wait for the preparation of the game.
Thank you very much.
I'm in impossible theories, guys.
It's very arcadey, isn't it?
Yo, my writer, what the fuck?
Yo, now, dude, what the fuck? That looks sick!
Yo, that is sick!
Fuck yeah!
Is that from the death race? Okay. Is that death race?
Back with Eugeo? Okay, back with Eugeo. What the fuck? How the get all the IP for this?
Wait is it because there's no copyright?
On these things, they're so old.
It's a movie game.
You got your tricks.
Oh shit.
Thanks, oh shit.
So they're gonna get sued for that game for sure.
Oh
Jesus
Die, bastard.
My pussy is everything way more gory than yours.
Surprisingly lively for someone who just came out of a coma.
If you want to survive, you got to hustle.
You fell from the moon.
I
Want to play this game right now
a baby what the fuck keep quiet in there but that is satanic the game is
satanic bro whatever the hell that was
Something is coming.
We have to go.
It felt like an earthquake.
But it was just a paperclip.
Falling off a desk, the tiniest tremor before the main event.
I know what they put you through. You never had a chance.
Two days before the lockdown fell, an uncategorized resonance appeared in Manhattan.
As things stand right now Dylan, you're our only shot at survival is that game we just been building for shit, right?
You are not at PC you're not
The FPC locked me in that cell for years and forgot about me
This
Be was a way out
People can't change. The past doesn't matter.
This game does look interesting. I will admit.
Who are you today?
That does look cool.
We're gonna have a lot of fun together.
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death
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death
of
Darkness. For those without eyes to see. The canvas. Blind and fast. Secrets. Buries
I can't even shut it. I'm erased.
I can't even close my seat.
I'm warning you.
I'm just...
You
The dangerous and cutthroat world of marathon expands to the second season night ball
And if you haven't checked out Marathon yet, Bungie announced an open trial period for the
launch of Season 2.
You'll also be able to pick up Marathon at a discount.
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Y'all are buzzing in now
Oh
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Yo spoiler alert bro, now we know what happens when you first push
What needs to be done?
He probably dies regardless. I'm the old one too. Yo, that looks sick
Everyone can live everyone can die. Yo, that looks sick, bro
Log in this game. I'm Stu Tilley
Creative director of fire sprite games, and I hope you enjoyed the first look at our brand new installment of until dawn
In Uncle Dawn 2, a successful crew of ghost hunters and fake all their best content come
face to face with real horrors for the very first time.
That's cool.
Whenever you're ready.
Having just signed a deal with a major TV network, they visit an abandoned tropical island.
But beneath that beautiful surface, lies dreadful heart-breaking secrets, centuries old and
hungry for vengeance.
We're looking forward to sharing more details about this very soon ahead of release in 2020.
That's wild bro.
Good.
Thank you.
What do you mean?
Oh fuck.
Don't spoil anything.
No, don't shit anymore details.
Don't shit anymore details.
To a cinematic parallel, that's it.
Now we have one more game to show, and it is something special.
Oh shit.
This is a brand new title, debuting with more than 20 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay.
Oh shit.
So you turn up the volume, sit back, and enjoy.
Oh shit.
Level 1-2?
Level 1-2?
don't be shy don't be shy don't be shy don't be shy
be good
What's some shitty game?
Okay, oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, it's got a war
Hello?
Unless you're doing a different game?
Maybe a new hero?
you will
You are free
Hey trees the game
I'll just ready go to work
Let's just start in the first game, I remember doing this, I remember doing this.
Oh, he's got a different character, bro.
What'd it be?
What's that?
Wait, that fuck got samurai.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, that's an active arm. She's a hard spot. Don't you
Oh
Oh
All right
She got ya? Who is she?
We need to get married, isn't that a little...
She's right up? That's a way to kill Fred, I mean.
Oh shit.
The house are all fucked up, eh?
You know where I am?
We're straight gameplay, by the way.
Not even so many matter.
Any engine.
We're in the clouds.
The pyre. It happened.
They're starting on the path.
It's just...
I didn't get to say goodbye.
Goddamn it, you did it, son!
You did it, fuck!
This definitely isn't the light of our friend.
But isn't Disney too, I'm pretty sure?
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
I do, I do, I do, I do, I do!
Oh, what are you talking about?
Why are you ugly, bro?
What's a prime female specimen?
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Crazy Gibbon Sword!
You might fly with the fuck
There you go
The fuck?
I
Don't die. She just looted him bro. She just looted him
No, how about a way out?
Yes, you didn't try to get in change though
I guess I'll find my own way from here.
That mask? No, no, no. No, it can't be. It's not possible.
If there's another mask, the path isn't safe. I have to find a way back.
Are you dead lady you dead fucking dead you got burnt man
oh she's frozen God right I don't know who
so she can respawn if she's a god I don't know
So God's not that happy, they're just like random ass creatures.
This round mate, magic's common.
Method of the beasts, tell them, I would just tell them, it's up to you.
That's gonna be her mount corner.
She clearly didn't have that much to be strength or anything, does she?
Oh, who's that who that
Come on Liz now I got nicks man, I got nicks!
Oh shit, the plane, the plane!
The plane!
It's a Mitriaki bro.
It's kind of discounted.
Is this like a multiverse or what?
This is important to you.
I wonder...
Do you think this could set you free?
Oh, nothing about that.
Oh, Aina. Oh, shit, she ain't got super strength.
She's got punched in the head by a demon.
Auto-fate!
And I swear
Would you like to see how hard it is to die here God be I can show you
Also, you're not dinosaurs this way is beating your head you can't get me here
We're at sick
This hanger
I'm not gonna stop.
Resisting the truth.
Will all make this more painful.
Stop it in your face, man.
she was confused
let's see
I will handle that problem
deal with our new pants
Oh shit. Oh, you're that fat ass. What's that thing?
This must be where the middle of the beast comes from, right? They all come from this place.
I think I'm from this fucking realm, dude, from some other planet.
Dude, this is sick!
This is fucking awesome!
This is like a fleshed out world where you know this showing stuff is happening
I think they're gone just be careful
oh cute bro fresh air oh it's cute different
we were cute talking you know what it
doesn't matter how do we get out of here
yeah yeah we've tried there's no way out
in front of the room you're a talking
I'm not the sword
I'm the ribbons obviously, and my name is root the cuba's Frank
I'm saying
To be a way out of here
That accent piss me off. I'm not alive. The ribbon even all here
Don't like the ribbons
Of course, I'm not here. I'm dead. You have to be dead to come through the gateway
It's like you're holding something back
This isn't working.
Ooh, isn't that water? Isn't that some sort of medical water?
Where are we anyway?
After life of the gods.
I don't know how it'd be everywhere.
Hmm.
After life of the gods.
Great.
So, what's the plan, boss?
Not your boss, Frank.
That cask. That's why you're trapped.
Yeah. Wait, you made that big explosion happen, right? Could you do that again?
My magic is wrong. I feel wrong here.
You want out, right?
I think we all want that.
We differently do.
Faye, you need to accept it.
All of it.
You're dead.
How? How do I accept that?
Simple. Focus.
You're here.
Be... here.
What if I need to be somewhere else?
Then focus on what you do need.
find your way home
hey that's it what were you thinking of
I promise oh shit okay
We'll take it. Now let's get out of here.
Okay. Get ready.
Oh, shit.
Wait! No good idea!
Yeah.
Kratos.
We live.
Kratos!
I mean this looks polished as fuck.
I think cinematics are shit, bro.
Let's see some gameplay life.
Cute, okay.
I'll give it back. I promise.
Oh my god, is that thing going to torture us all the time?
Okay. Take it!
Is that the ribbon going to torture us all the time?
Okay then.
I
Need out of here not until I get you out. I don't need help
I said I'm gonna fuck like you go dude
She's putting her out well, what are these combos?
Combo can't you kick it a cue?
He bounces it?
She's really attacking this guy.
Slam from the sky, okay.
I got an idea, I'm opening that cage.
Great kids, get ready!
It's way too easy.
Come on!
These are all gods.
I got a promise to keep.
Fine, but lady, that sword, it's more than you think it is.
to keep fine but lady that sword it's more than you think it is
she's okay right let's go that's his wife bro that's all this wife
I will kill you
cute boy
got that, he jumps that way
and that was the cube
jumped in
You don't know what you mean.
I mean, the animations was amazing.
Amazing.
Looking at eye frames, what is that?
Maybe that song is the only thing that can kill gods in the song, maybe?
I'm feeling prison-zoonismin.
I don't see it.
That's sick.
That's sadismin.
Oh shit, that's brought envies, bro.
Don't give up!
I don't give up!
If I was them when I got him on the nick, I was gonna make a repeat on your head and snap my neck.
I'm not gonna throw her away or something.
Why'd you keep throwing her away?
Stop doing that.
Just...
Snap her neck.
You got such a weak little neck.
Oh shit.
Oh shoot.
Don't hit someone bro.
Don't hit someone.
What is that?
What is that?
Lorfrink, God of War, Lorfrink, God of War extended universe, bro.
It's you, but it's a warrior.
That looks like, though. I don't get it.
Again, you got, oh, it's a woman, dude. Oh, it's a woman.
I don't get it.
I like that there until dorm 2 looks fucking sick and then we got a warlock sec.
And then some of the other games are like whatever.
whatever
The queue is called because like you know, they're like well what's some shit that you wouldn't expect from different queues.
of magic here.
Keep me on that channel, I mean, what up?
And this is gonna be something completely different, a completely different life form
that's not like this is another human, I'll say blue human dude.
Okay dude, yeah, real, real.
Oh yeah, really, really original.
The cube, bruh.
I like that the universe seemed to be fleshed out, like there's that big telescope, there's
some things happening, what's that about?
I don't know.
I love stories that they show you a bunch of stuff
and all the characters know what's going on, right?
And they act in certain ways,
but you don't know why they're acting that way.
And they don't just tell you like,
oh yeah, that's, that telescope is like summoning a demon
and they have to go stop it.
Otherwise the world's gonna be destroyed.
You know, some bull, you know,
I like when they just show the character's reaction
to stuff happening in the environment.
And then it tells you the story by like how,
that you know what's going on you know you know they're treating like babies so
they know that what looks interesting it does look it does feel a tad Marvel
multiverse kind of vibes there right like are they trying to do some God of
War extended multiverse where they connect God of War to some other
characters and then they're gonna chain it into another game like God of War 5
or some shit whatever the yeah is that what's going on I don't know ultimately
All that matters is this what's the last God of War game good. Yeah, it was it was fucking amazing
It was it was fucking amazing. If you think it wasn't amazing you didn't play it. Sorry, bro
It was fucking cracked. It was fucking cracked
But I like it was it was it was kind of like, okay, yes
actual
Problem solving part of the game was shit because you got back seated two second two milliseconds in and
Maybe some of the exploration was a bit mid, but like the voice acting
Cinematics story and combat were clean
Legitimately they made go to war where when you fight where it didn't do checkpointed bosses. It would have been amazing
I'm telling you bro
The only reason got a war was kind of like I didn't hit fully big dick is because they they decided
Oh, do you know what? Let's let it people get certain thresholds and bosses and then checkpoint
Because some of their simulated boss fights was some of the cool bro
The the fight versus storm and it's so fucking sick like it's so fucking sick
Like if you didn't play that I know that they had it's so fucking sick
But any oh shit, I'm gonna black mode
Cube was the voice by chewy from the boys was it was actually I thought he sounded recognizable
Who was the voice actor for the ribbons though, because that shit was AIDS, I don't know why,
I don't know but was it some voice actor that I disliked or was it just the fact that it
was a Kiwi actor or who was that?
Was it an NZ voice actor?
I really dislike hearing my New Zealand accents.
I don't know why in my video games.
Um, so, but later.
Alright, there we go, guys.
Regardless.
Cool.
Cool, guys, cool.
Inzit self-hater?
Why am I Inzit self-hater? I don't know.
It's because I'm used to American voices in my games.
Okay.
That's why.
I'm so Americanized
that when I hear, it sounds weird when I hear
Kiwi Egg thing. It sounds like they're doing an exit.
it. You know what I'm saying? I'm so Americanized. And when they, yeah, when they like, Oh, hey,
boy, it's me. I'm not. Oh, yeah, what's up?
Well, the complaint is this.
This is the argument, right?
The argument is this.
They're trying to force.
Dude.
I didn't want to say that.
I swear to God, if that's a lot of fears, I'm going to blow my brains out by the way.
There's no way it is, right?
It's not. It can't be. It's not, right?
Because I didn't want to say it out loud because I didn't want to sound like a hater, but like,
it's not. There's no way.
Well, I thought that instantly, by the way.
By the way, I thought that about one marker a second into the ribbon talking to be clear.
I swear to God, but it actually is.
if the main fucking ribbon is a line of p.s. bro
it's not right, it can't be done bro please don't
I'm afraid of Jesus it's not
meet the cast
They've already got Meet the Cast.
Thank God!
Okay, it's Polina Lau.
We're good.
It's not obvious.
Oh, thank God.
Yo, W. Polina Lau, bro.
W. W. Polina Lau.
Hi, I am Jack Wade and I play Frank in God of War Lafay.
My name is...
That's the ribbon.
Polina Lau.
Polina Lau and I play Ru in God of War Lafay.
There has to be a way out of here.
I came on board to the God of War series for God of War Ragnarok.
At that time I was kind of a memory within Kratos that was helping him on his journey.
I love that I get to deepen who she is, that this isn't only Kratos' memory of her, this
is now the full person.
To be an original character in a new game.
You're a cube, dog, relax.
In a university.
You're a fucking jelly cube.
I love and care so much about it.
It's really like dream come true stuff for me.
That would be sick though, that would be sick regardless.
It's actually my first foray into video games and so when I got the part I just started
Going down every rabbit hole I could go down
And so I was getting really hyped just from reading comments and seeing the ribbon nagged it
community the fans
I deeply admire fey
Who is she and can she be whole?
So we see these moments where every
You know obstacle that crosses her path even though it's in the way of the things. She's trying to get to
She straightens up her spine grabs her sword and does what she has to do to get to the other side
Frank is a cube he's a cosmic cube that you meet this world called the everyone. Oh, shut
I'm not talking about that.
What did I say?
That's right.
She is playing the Rivens.
She's there?
She's the Rivens, dude.
Oh my God.
I'll stop at nothing to protect all the living creatures
that inhabit this world.
It makes sense if you're immersed
where you can actually...
If you can act to something
that's just pretending something's there.
If he's there with a queue, it's gonna be easy to do mocap.
easy to do mocap. It makes sense. It's the best way. Yeah, otherwise, how can characters
get- how can actors- it helps the actors get into character and it makes them act better,
I think. So it's just doing it in front of a- yeah.
Who is the Ribbon's attached to the sword? And she's always, you know, trying to point
out the possible dangers and the risks. And then when she goes into fight mode, it's just
like badass. It's so cool. And I love that contrast there.
I love how acrobatic fey is, you know what I mean?
The ribbons are gonna be like atria, aren't they?
Have you considered pressing the X button over there?
Have you considered shooting that hanging thing?
That's what it's gonna be.
You're gonna arrive in the zone and it'll be like one marker or second.
you haven't even like assessed the area and it's gonna just stop me like hey it's
you want you to click that thing over there and then you twist the ball.
Inc the Kratos gameplay is so fantastic because he's such a heavy hitter we has
that brute force and they is just as strong and just as good a warrior but
her gameplay she ain't she isn't just as strong and just as strong as fucking
Crytis would destroy you.
Fucking relax.
Relax.
I is spinning and flipping and flipping
and it's in the air and that we can show
that there are so many ways to be a warrior.
Nah, nah, shit, fuck it.
I think one of the most exciting fancier experience
is that we're taking you to relax
a completely different world, relax game.
The gameplay is unbelievable.
The characters are rich and vibrant,
and I think if you're a longtime God of War fan,
this is gonna be really fun for you
because it's taking you in a completely different direction,
but still keeping those core pillars
of the things that you love.
I just hope that you enjoy the world that the team has built
because it's so beautiful and incredible and vast,
and also that you enjoy the trio
and the dynamic between Faye, Frank and Rue.
I think it's so much fun.
I can't stress enough.
What an extraordinary experience making this game history.
This very quickly shot up to the top of the list of really one of my absolute favorite jobs of my career.
And we are all so excited for you all to get the chance to play it and experience it and please
just know that we love you.
Bro, relax. You're being peresa. Relax.
Okay, you can't. You don't know who the fuck I am.
Don't fucking you can't love you can't just say we love you wait. What they don't fucking relax
She does not love you chat. This is bait. She wants you to buy the fucking game
spray of she is
Every single minute of making this you've been on our minds and I'm hoping that we can make something that will just
amazing
Now she was pretty sick and true blood. She was pretty sick. I actually did like I like to take care of her blood
Although does she kind of got tainted? Is she gonna go I think you're kind of ruined
Yeah, she's it she does not love you chat stop stop she did not love you relax
She's not your girlfriend as she just said that no
I mean you can love it if you could say she loves you like you know, I I love everyone I love this human race I
Love humans. Yeah, I love I love you make a broad statement like that
That's not a one she doesn't know you and I'm sure if she did she probably wouldn't love like half of us you guys
Okay, relax relax. She got stop relax
Okay, just got a crazy ring by the way cuz I just cut the breach load but it's all crazy amulet all softs looks like softs amulet, bro
Enemies in your presence he loves me more than you do
From pewee to atomization bro, what is this? This is crazy, bro
So, enemies in your presence have minus 25 fires, 12% maximum life, 90 fires.
That's like pretty nice actually.
You're going to have to invest in a PS5 Pro.
It's only killed porting single player games to PC.
Well, thank you.
Changes in the browser is why you're holding it.
Focus.
Hmm.
They're both interesting items.
Both interesting items indeed.
I said...
I like this this could go good with like
Because my internet friends have minus 25 you go to negatives with their braids right you can take them in the negatives
Then again, you just get paying the guy on you. We don't need that
Yeah, if you don't you could you could fucking get that to 20% with the vinyls and
That's 20% life and then I mean, I don't know. I feel like that's a strong item
I could use this bro, which PoE boss would I have sex with? Well, that's a very good question
Depends on the position and the mood I'm in
If I'm feeling freaky, it's got to be the queen of filth. If I just want to get raw a dog tied
It's got to be mighty silver fist
I need your relax bar now.
I think it's 0% a year.
So that way you go minus 25.
But that's the thing, if you go minus 25 plus a curse, right?
I mean 20% life seems pretty strong for a life character
Real quote by the way that is not a real quote dude. What the why does Peewee do this every time?
I need it. I need to fix whatever the fuck's going on here, bro this shit
Dead ass
Which I've just beaten Breach, bro. I just I just beat the bridge guy. I am the literal god gaming beast freak of nature
Choose what you need right like what
What's this time a little tutorial on down
Yeah, what was going on there, dude, so he almost killed me several times
times, but five, so it won't use it right?
The free spam was hard to avoid. Yeah, she was just like, I don't know what the fuck
of, am I trash at video games? I'm pretty, I'm not trash at video games, but like, of
course, what am I going to understand the mechanics for the first time I've ever played
in the bus fight? No.
What?
I mean overall I'd say that's a pretty successful state of play. I've seen the state of place
that have been way worse. I'd be surprised that people have said that. People have said
with that. I mean Jesus. That's a pretty fucking good. Like until dawn two, god of war, waifu
addition you know wife with war bro okay
hi from movie game I love me I love movie games Chad I love movie games so you
guys like talk shit about it or whatever but actually ever since I played
the game
Detroit become human I went on a movie game I can I realize wait a minute
Gaming is actually a fucking medium where you can tell a cool story that's actually interactive and you know you can kind of dictate what happens
That's fucking badass
I played that shit, that's like man, I love that. That's fucking awesome
And then it's cool because I mean chat can kind of just watch it like a movie if they want that I want to buy
And if they want to do them obviously if you want to do them and yourself you just do it yourself to your own story, bro
But I can't watch movie. I mean it's because I got to watch the movies on stream, right? Let's not get it twisted
You play mixtapes in it in it's a meme and pretending with pretending that game is 10 at 10 or is it ashy good?
That's work slip of like forcing going mixtapes 10 out of 10 rock and roll or something like that like
I can't tell if people are just being sarcastic or it's actually a good game, but the joke
is that it's good, but it's not.
I do not understand what is going on.
I'm still not understanding the meme, guys. I'm still not understanding the meme of McSate being...
Like...
You really didn't like me, dude. I still look like I'm the realest.
You got E-33. I loved E-33. That was great.
I was I'm an E-33 Andy. I'm a I'm a like E-33 shipping game of the year kind of Andy
You know what after playing I would have been totally fine thing and come deliverance also win game of the year
I would I don't mean I would have been fine with either of those games, but yeah, I definitely think you took it for the fucking experience
And uh, you know, it really showed you like, yo, if these motherfuckers can make a game
like that.
I mean, that, that, that's an inspiring chat, there's some small fucking, like, where's
that small, like, started off small and then kind of went bigger and end up with hundreds
of people, company, but whatever, can make a game that's actually that sick.
You can imagine if you had like an expedition 33 tier game every year, except it was totally
different and entirely different genre with time and gameplay and everything.
Oh my god.
Yeah, well it wasn't like a multi-billion dollar fucking, you know, what corporation, you know,
and then they made a game that was like amazing.
It just shows you like, small to medium, indie, king.
I don't get it. I keep turning my sound up. Did I fuck my sounds and except?
Like I'm having to turn this shit like, up more and more each time.
Simicay, what do you have?
I have way more than Simicay, that's just one device by the way.
But what do you have that's like 30k plus?
In fact, you think it's Simicay, it's pathetic.
That's literally just my compressive of the Simicay.
And that's a, you know, NZ it's like 10,000 golds.
Dolostore Markiplier.
This is a Shoei Simpson V, bro, it's like a top tier Markiplier.
It's a podcast for any Markiplier, dude.
I'm going to get rid of it before we lock in and pause right here, give me a sec, I'm
Let me get rid of this for a second.
I would have made it.
I want to make it!
I'll back the W clip
Nice mother W. It looks like a little clip
It's gonna help live there bro, okay server that you're not those fucking time for supplements drink water
And then my teeth were just fucking
I'm just dying to know it's okay. I'm sorry. Just perfect. It's real quick little speed brush. It'll speed brush one up
Look at these guys, they're claws, they're just walking in.
They're walking in.
I've never seen monsters in Philly move so slow.
Seven more!
you get through this
I've always wanted to one of you one I've not got a fully specs. I'm not sure yet
I think it's the high footers. It's a little bit bugged
And beauty to I don't think I don't think the monsters are properly coming in
Yo, get on here, daaah.
QE2 is worth some Roblox.
Uh, is Roblox like one of the most popular games on the planet?
And I also disagree, by the way. I disagree with that comment.
Yo, I'm losing!
And I'm gonna fail!
Not like this!
Back off my queen!
for 7 year olds and PDFs. Cool, okay, there you go. It's a nice place where kids and
kid files can come together and meet. Right, that's good stuff. No, I think it's pretty
bad, right? Like, actually, people who use roadblocks as like a funnel to find children.
right it's just why I didn't like it on roblox ever
hmm it's like the number one place well they use that what they do is they
they get they find kids on roblox right and online open rooms or whatever and
then they take them to like discord servers or telegram or something I
I've seen a few moist critical videos on it I don't know about it yeah
moist critical he's like obsessed with that I've seen like five different
roblox videos of people on roblox being fucking basically the company doesn't
need to give that many fucks and the company was banning the guys who are
actually finding these dudes and shutting them down and then that banning
that so they were banning the guys so we're getting the PDF files.
Yes, Mike way.
Okay, explain to me how I know where to go right now, by the way.
You just know where to go, you have to go the wrong way.
Oh, can't go that way.
I can't see. Can't go this way.
It's like you don't know where to go straight away you can't see it until you can see it
So you have to go through it's like a certain part of the elimination
Okay, so can't go this way
Isn't doing that people are saying that you can see it straight away. You can't see it straight away, bro
Yeah, you have to you have to fucking
Go around and just some exploratory research there and I see which hole you can get down. I'm sure you can't
You gotta just find out, you know, what works and what doesn't work.
Ah, that is… oh well, we may have hit dead end, actually, what the hell?
Wait, it does, it did end up all this way.
Wait, can I fail this?
Why would it let me go all that way and then be a...
What a random...
Before this it's like a kill way after you've got a certain amount of waves, it just says
how you did.
Bro what?
Bro what?
Yo it's bugged.
It was legit bugs.
I can't get through that. I can't get through this gap.
You can't get through the gap.
You can't get through that.
Oh my god, it's bugs, bro. It's bugged. Look. You can't get through here.
Yeah. What? Okay, I'm going for the walls, they're fixed to game GG.
Fuck me, I can't move. Fuck, holy shit.
I'm stuck on the wall dude, oh my god.
So then it affects these bugs, seriously. The one where you leap on the walls and shit, like, fix that shit now.
And then again, it's just so tough and stuff.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, juice me, ah big boy, juice me, ah big boy.
Number of skills created.
Thank you, I appreciate it.
If you do not go into the final ritual boss with a talisman and your unfan, it will kill
you instantly.
I'm fast and interesting.
It's a bug.
Wait, are you trolling or are you serious?
It sounds like I don't want to go into that ritual place.
It sounds like that ritual place is fucking bugged out the wazook.
I've had so many people saying like, don't go to the ritual place.
Richard was bugged you know it was I'm inclined to believe it
yeah I'm gonna ban this guy for a deadass
it's I can't take I can't take this seriously like it took him like four
weeks to kill the damn poison boss in act three and like he did it on a gemling and the crazy
infinity stones build was literally just clicking strength just just strength the whole build
is strength.
This guy is coping hard he's coping hard he basically entirely eclipsed all his achievements
in father of excel history and he basically can't handle it bro so he's just making up
these salacious lies. Listen, I'm gonna twist it.
Well my build's just outperforming his,
and I found my ethical.
That is what it is, and I'm doing an
excessive HC-able things.
Can you believe it?
Truly insane stuff.
But if he wants to use it as a colleague mechanism
to make himself feel good, feel free.
Hmm, see you at XLCon, Caparian.
I'll see you at XLCon.
Well, yes, yeah, we got another beat with Kripparian, dude, like it.
Kripp is a giant.
Kripp is like, it's like, in real life, his hit is like scaled up a lot, so then you just
would expect.
It's fucking, it's fucking, he's big brain, he's fucking big brain, like it's just a
big brain individual.
Excuse me, and I'm a bit, this is coming from a big kid Andy by the way, man does everyone
look a bit different in there, like the method looks way different in IRL, like, that's
how to describe it, it's like a method space is wider IRL than it is on the, it's something
know that what it is is this right I'm used to seeing people's proportions to
whatever focal length of camera they have so then when you see them from
different angles IRL it's like this is not the perspective I'm
used to
it's not that I'm not used to this perspective it's fucking different dude
Ziggy is jacked iroh bro. Ziggy's fucking beast mode.
Ziggy D-Bade?
Woof.
And a Havoc 919?
Cool, these guys are fucking freaks man.
Ziggy's out there mugging. Ziggy's mugging.
I've never seen him in my IRL, unfortunately. I didn't actually get to meet him.
I don't know what the fuck's killing him. I'm getting fucking shredded on this map by
something. I got a massive try now, though, bitch.
And then there's me. I don't know what I looked. I know what I look like in IRL, right? I don't
know what about how different I look to other people
like a midget I don't think I do look like a midget IRL
but if I look like a midget IRL then I guess all the PPShramers look like a midget IRL
because we're all very very very similar heights so I mean it is what it is
so I guess all the people are streaming some midgets
I'm a 173 cm tall jet or five foot seven seven aka five eight if you just
Very very tall guys
My zone is pretty small dude. Okay, you're not small enough your mom though. Okay, let me tell you that much
Wait what?
I don't know what I'm saying something about your mom anyway, dude, okay, bitch your mom
Um, what up?
I'm the gen-briot.
Oh, is this plant in this zone doing a chaos DJing?
That's what's happening to me, bro.
It's fucking plants.
So the environment is doing like a fucking invisible purple attack.
You just have to watch out for it.
So you can set it off, right?
Oh, it's not.
Can I set it off?
Whoa, dying?
Foggers?
So this is not a moomoo.
You don't give a fuck about this guy.
So anyone who says I'm moomoo, that's what I'm like.
Okay, log in a moomoo.
I think you'll realize that every streamer, if you meet them, well just like every human.
So you have like an idea in your head of what someone will look like, and you can see photographs
and videos of them.
But actually what they actually look like in IRL is different.
I'll get his west end, it's different.
You know, it's a bit of a worse.
That's just life bro, that's just life.
Can you look at Missy IRLs as a gunshot, okay?
Okay, I appreciate that.
Missy IRL, okay.
You had Tullar and Bersin?
Yeah, I had Tullar and Bersin, you said Tullar and Bersin?
Yeah.
I think people can look faster IRL that's for sure that's for sure a thing
because you see them from angles like that are not very you know obviously
The place, the camera's place, it's usually placed in the place where you don't look as shit.
But you know, you're like, you're sitting down as someone's walking by.
You're gonna see like, full, you get it.
I'm trying to, so I want to craft the Quartersap from yesterday.
That's what I've been trying to do all day.
I really do want to craft it, so what I'm doing right now is I'm trying to...
Oh, am I making it harder by doing that?
I'm gonna fail, run off that.
Healer, freeze!
Give me the powers, man, give me the powers!
I
Said to travel with it. Yeah, I'm a lion to judge a fucking show what the hell
They're related to the high blood. I can never see how much high blood I get because the fact that it's always
If you loot gold at the same time, you can actually read the high blood amount
Why is there a guy in chat talking about a gay bar right now by the way
This one's alchemy on this, kinda, right?
Quantity Gaba, never gone to a Gaba, man, never gone to a Gaba in my life.
So I wouldn't know shit about Gaba's, hence I'm not, yeah, never gone to Gaba's.
What this is for the meet-up you want to do it to meet up the gay bar
I think I think doing an activity that is like neutral
See I feel like other people don't like going to like stuff where it's alcohol, right? I feel like that is
Like I'm not a huge fan of doing like alcohol events, right? Like that's I think that's lame
But then I think doing something like that's way too active is also way too helpful, right?
Like if you do if you went to a trampoline back like someone in the chat said like a trampoline back
There's gonna be plenty of people who don't want to trampoline back
Someone's like you want to meet some way whether you like maybe like a museum a museum meetup
That might be boring as fuck
Listen is it he seems like cool
We're going to go to the walk-in museum to get that little view of the museum, we'll
walk around.
Ooh, daytime park barbecue.
That way you can eat food and food is good because yum, food.
And then on top of that, yes you can eat food and you can have like a cheeky beer, but it's
not like you need to because it's like a fucking-
Don't New Zealand have top golf?
Top golf.
Is that mini pert?
We got mini pert, this that you're talking about.
to my mini pal
To matter get five mirrors straight up
Oh, is that like the thing where that you stand it like a
Is that is that where you like you hit locals
true bowling exists I feel like there'd be too many people for bowling there right
it's not gonna be like wait how many people would come to an excel con meetup
now would be hundreds no way be hundreds I think it'd be like 20 or something maybe max
You're gonna be so keen to do that, bro.
You could plan it, but plan.
In but only.
That sounds, that's...
Yeah, I was thinking, that's funny, someone was saying the mini-punch.
thing and I'm thinking oh that's a place that you're up like felt at the bowl and
they can throw it. He threw it right through the bat.
Darn it we're gone.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Reveals the Ocean Bomb on the Atlas!
Wooooooooo ok.
The dust settles!
Wait I just like plug in my Atlas.
I'm not doing it. You think I'm not? You think I'm not?
I'm not. I'm mobilization below.
You think I might, you think I won't?
Cause I might.
Mobilization below.
I've not gone east yet to the water like he said. I've yet to do that.
I must admit this map, Sump, can we just be real quick? Sump is not it.
This map is cooked, bro.
Am I right, chat? We are cooked in this map, chat.
Cooked. Cooked. Cooked.
Wait, you mean south? Wait, I thought it was to the east.
I thought the water was...
Shit!
They cooked!
I thought the whole thing was dead.
Wait, I'm not beating the withered crone apparently.
Uhhh...
That was a withered crone.
I think I'm gonna be at the top right.
What are you doing here? This is so bad.
I'm going at quarter-staves whenever I can roll my quarter-staves.
I'm gonna try quarter-staves out.
But, I'm yet to...
I need to loot basically an omen of light, I believe it's called.
I got some people down here.
The one that lives you rear all twice is what I need
It's a fire.
Look, look, look at that.
Okay, okay, okay.
Why don't you die?
hmm okay grasshopper is gonna be like the last thing I need right
so now in trust the amount of bugs on these nodes and the camera things break
who knows that these nodes even fucking work bro
on God Sigma skibiddy Riz 67 Lobobu no cap matcha pilates
It's not working.
Whatever this local thing is, it's not working.
It's not letting me use it.
I can't put it in.
I can't click it.
Right-clicking, left-clicking.
I'm going here.
I'm opening this up.
I'm pressing this.
Can't do that.
Don't know.
Did I not chat? I just wanted to find out what's going on with that.
Okay.
Go to Kingsmarch to use it.
Oh, I can see the ocean there! Look!
What's that section there? I don't know.
Oh, yo! Unique map!
Hmm
I don't know where I went yet. I lost lost the logbook
Let's um
See we carry go Kings March here where we Kings March wait really this is what I gotta do
I gotta act for on a click Kings March
They must itself we see the self
We just don't look at his King's March we're going to Kings March, bro like what?
Well, that's what I was figuring. I'm gonna go to the water and then you guys think go to Kings March instead. Oh
My god, so that's what I was gonna go there on the antlers
Which is what I thought would be the correct play and then chat was saying go to King's much go to King's
I win the king miles like you said, which I mean that's exactly what you said to do, bro
You said I was gonna go there on the map bitch ass. Oh
anyway
Anyway, let us continue
Well, let me see you we did that break stone we did that break sign I guess maybe I just go self
fractured like untainted paradise wayward isle stronghold
I'm not doing that.
Dude, monster damage is scary as fuck.
Dude, Mazda damage is scary as fuck.
I am not sustaining my mass by the way, I have one T-contained map.
A single one.
Don't beat the Lord of the Peck, we wish I was.
But I'm fine, I'm going south man, I'm going to the water, I don't need to, guys I don't
use quests for ruches.
I'm like, Sigma Gigachat that just goes where I want.
I'm gonna find and see myself, ethically.
I'm gonna use some quest markables to do some search function.
I'm gonna do it in game, baby.
You wanna stay in the board?
I think some loser, bro, who does fucking...
Quests, though.
I go where I want, when I want.
Do you want to stand me?
We're just going to be the gym by the way today, I'm going to the gym today just follow a little bit. I am going to the gym today
I'm letting you know in advance. It has been decided actually. I be able to force me to go to the gym today
I think if I don't go to the gym, I'll feel like shit and I'll start getting fucking,
you know, I'll just complain like a little bitch constantly about all my fucking pains
and aches from sitting down like fucking 14 hours a day, which we don't want that,
You don't want a little bit streaming the complaints like a pussy?
I don't- I barely complain.
Why you talk- Hey!
Wait, did I or did I not do a rippy as fuck, boss, that I ain't succeed?
Like a fucking beast.
What are you complaining about, mate?
I brought dog the boss no idea what I'm doing by the way literally no idea
raw dog it I feel like I do you know what it may have I just anyone know
especially for that boss before because I don't actually know if I have one on
I have you think I have I did do it apparently when it's on a chair
but that just such a fucking code my brain
What the fuck?
Oh my god, mislead, very mislead.
I'm doing a base bridge right now bruh, this is sick.
I'm looting my Bisonry while doing it.
It's weird, the one in the map is like harder than the one inside the, like you do the one in the fortress and it's like
fucking easy as hell with the one in the map you couldn't actually fail
there's too many monsters
noo I'm gonna actually I'm actually gonna fail
not today
It's like blight, it's kinda like blight except instead of blight you just a dude, instead
of towers you just a guy and they come at you.
It's a good mechanic.
If you do this and then you get the, you can basically craft items.
How do you get a crack in arms, I see.
Wait, what the fuck is my high blood at now?
If you tell me if I'm capped, right?
I have not.
Wait, is there a cap of high blood on P2?
Anyone know?
It is a cap. A cap that's 100,000. So I could be close as fuck to that, bro. I've done tons of maps. I've done at least 10 maps today, bro.
It leads 10 maps.
Yeah, I need to fix my loophole voice, oh my god.
The best finish sound sound similarly, it's a little up sound.
Yep, I always think I level up whenever I hear like, whatever, it sums up my best mechanic.
I don't know if it's if you finish it or what it is, but.
I think it's literally the same sound, though.
Okay.
The one's bright.
That's just pretty good I guess.
I need a fucking stylus.
I've got a million styluses.
I could die and make a new character straight away
and then make another character after that.
I have a lot of back-and-gain now, boys.
Let's shoot a little melee.
Still only 10% quality. That's cringe.
script soon if not nope
said I got I got like I got multiple
arbiters to kill her I've got like the
previous avid of my stuff and killed the
new avid I don't know if there's two
avid is a lot of people saying this is
like avid is as in a multiple not
Singular, like plural arbiters.
I plan on taking this character all the way through.
I'm pretty sure you're going to see an evolution by the way.
I think the second I get my water staff, my character's just going to go crazy, man.
It's going to just double or triple the uptime of my bell on my back, and then it's just
going to be way better damage scaling because it's fucking got crit and I've got crit
scaling and then you're just gonna see like a fucking melt shit I mean honestly
I could break just chuck the fucking cause up on now even without crafting it
it'd probably be better than what I'm doing but fuck that let's fully craft it
first and then and then do it right maybe way more hype to fully craft it
My only worry is that I'm gonna be too powerful though chat, you know
I'm gonna get that shit and I'm just gonna be a fucking freak god that just
actually destroys everything. Oh yeah, we got one of these flattens voids.
What is he crafting here before something is cringed?
No, that's like I'm talking about fully creating a build and then just log into a fully crafted
build.
No.
I'm talking about just making a weapon to switch weapon types.
That's it.
No.
So I'm still playing the same character, same build, same, all that shit.
I'm just going to be, basically what I'm having is, I'll flip a quarter staff, I'll
go create.
And then I'll, I'll, they're wrong because I used cross-off I'm gonna have to use a new ability so
I'll use a new ability, but it'll still be defensive with the cams same character and like
Logically the same character. I'm still gonna use Bale's as my primarily way of doing damage
I'm looking for a moomoo. Shave, okay.
AHHHHHH!
Yo, I parked my Omen even. I parked my Omen even.
No Omen now.
Yo, that was almost the Yen boys. We just fucking...
He's probably just one single time, okay my ward is 50 bro, see, he's probably gonna
die.
Have I gone down to 50 life?
See think I'm safe at 50 life?
Right then I just went low HP.
Like you just witnessed me go on low HP though, there right there was low HP.
What the fuck, Hyman was just barking?
What are you saying, bro?
That's some fucking weird shit, man.
I've got low HP at Bungetons, by the way.
That's fucking weird.
The fuck?
I like to read that I don't know when someone's talking to my chat dude. I read everything that people talking to chat
I haven't even got like mods in here and I'm almost dying to this shit seriously
I had that every character has a shape you have to.
Uhhh, what do you mean by that?
Just you doing like pounds?
If we have other ability, if LeapSlam was the same as Pounds, I would use it.
I think as we get more weapon types, you're gonna see, like, and we get more options for skills.
You're gonna see that change.
I think right now it's just like Pounce of Super OP, right?
And it's like, it's like the nicest movement ability, plus it also does a mark.
Right?
So you're like you're debuffing them you're moving I
Mean this is like what movement skill should be like on p. We want let's not get a toxic
They get cool down base movement skill that you can use situation
Not this fucking that you can spam
And they can't really bounce boss wise because we can just fucking spam I
I think Swords are going to have some crazy cool movement skills, right?
full of max desecration, so that's not what I'm looking for, I'm looking for a movie.
of
I hate that I just had to look out for them that shit but they need to fix that shit
now I'm so worried about killing one of these monsters in the wrong way and I'm not getting
Wait bro.
It's pissing me off.
Echoes have PB2 sucks ass to the gun chat.
All right, thanks man.
Appreciate that.
Thank you for the message.
What?
Am I gonna get a boss?
What the fuck have I got a boss for?
A little 79, it'd be fine, right?
This is like a normal place version.
It's gonna be easy.
I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, I'm moving, yeah.
Okay.
Swallow, Lyre, how do you swallow these nuts?
This looks basically cool.
In fact, you'll get lots from your abilities, lots of everything up.
Look at my bells, bro.
What's that about?
I'm willing to do this this bridge process a bit of a meme at the chat nobody of a meme
cool man's invitation nope I deny you I will not go a day to say no to the invitation
I'm just looking at him to death, you got a damn right I did baby, dude that required
skill bro you're just jealous that I'm a fucking freak right now bro.
I think having some boss fights to be like the tank and smank is fine.
It's weird that like you know you have like a main, you think they'll do like a more like
Like a side map us though, not like a main one.
Cards could be out of here, there you go, body animal.
Bro, it's a fucking jump scare.
Every time you click a master shrine, you get jump scared, bro.
You think you just died.
I get like a full body shock.
Full adrenaline spike, just click my shrines.
I need to expect it.
How do you come up with d4 but just stand there and other bosses and pewee too
That's fake. That's fake. That's fake. That's fake. That's fake.
Not for me, bro, that's fake.
The worst boss on PEWIE 2 is better than the best boss in DL4.
Like pick any random boss from Act 1 and PEWIE 2, any boss you want in DL4.
The final boss of the last expansion, whatever was the one with the dog expansion was so
painlessly bad, it was a fucking joke.
Do you know what, the latest expansion in the boss fight
was at least a bit cinematic
and there was a little bit going on,
with all the face and the chip up and everything?
Okay.
That was definitely a step up from the previous expansion,
but I mean the previous expansion was fucking subhuman.
She was so fucking bad.
Legitimately, the melee is a better fight than the final boss of that, the dog expansion.
Like it's more engaging and the mechanics are more interesting and you actually have
to do stuff.
Like, you know, it's kind of sad, right?
what now it's just sad I feel like what's your excuse you have so much money
you spent so much talent what can be you how come you can't get fucking these
half-ass good bus like
you're like an engine limitation or whatever like fix the engine bro
well they got like professionals looking at blizzard bro they can truly they
I can do something.
Maybe we took a bus trip, now she's gonna bust sound.
Honestly, the wow rate team did better. Yeah, 100%.
The wow rate team did absolutely did better.
fucking you got like 15 mechanics in the bus wide you gotta go to the bus you're gonna manage
you can like grab a grab a thing move it over and do it be badass I hope I wasn't
vulnerable grab a bus by itself shit okay I'm stuck in views where the fuck do I go
man this is pissing me off fucking GDG what the fuck is this literally what the fuck am
I doing right now I've ran around like a bozo to find the guy I don't know how long where
Where am I going?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No seriously I'm at the re-out. I'm at the re-out.
Defeat the load of the pit. What the fuck is the load of the fucking pit? What does that mean?
Bro what?
oh my fucking god dude it's the fucking pit lord
wait is it what do they call them in the other four?
I'm the Lord, Pit Lord!
Tomb Lord, that's his name.
Give me a little good.
I think I was a tad disorientated by the fact that, um,
I went into that abyss area and then I lost the direction of travel yeah disorientated
it's a real word chat deal with it deal with it I used to be a disoriented Andy until I
learned the new method of disorientated. Dude, look at this thing. Look at this thing, dude.
Yo, look at that thing.
Yo, that's kind of insane, right? Wait, that's kind of insane, right?
Yo, that's kind of insane.
2200 bro 2200 evasion
means I have a chance to get all the other mods this could block a mod
let's just I this is do it so we get cuz it's gonna be gantry I think I really
may as that much yellow I'm gonna do it oh shit we get the fucking deflect oh
shit
fuck now I kind of want to do the open a light man I'm never gonna get a little
I think we just do it
Wait, would you I'm gonna like that how lucky I'm gonna get a lot
You did whatever it is I say I'm gonna like I mean whatever the one is it gives you a second roll I
I would have echoes, yeah. I think I should get an echo. Damn it, I got two items that
I need echoes for though, bro. The thing is nice as fuck, actually. The implicit
is how you go to fuck as well. This is nice as fuck. That's like I was a little bit alive,
I mean who gives a shit
What's we got it we got big lightning reseroll this could a huge language roll could lose a time to take over
It's my covers look like
Of course, it's fine. Anyway, bro. I think
Dude, we're gonna verge it. What can I do with this?
What the fuck I could lose like
like 400 evasion or to gain 77 ward. I think I'd rather eat ass. Seriously what's my evasion
do you have a version 72 75 what's my yes to actually 1.3 k s this is 1.2 k
0.35
I'm a deflection obviously goes up massively I think 95 deflect versus so
Did I gain like 6k deflect?
And we gained slowing potency and I also gained an additional um, cock in my ass.
What?
What I'm trying to say is this.
again additional mod later as well we have to just get it
i'm completely abyssal echo locked boys uh... i really want to uh...
pop off but i can't
guys it's your time
it's your time i'm gonna be like to do it
he's like a little bit of the fucking instrument go right out
i'm gonna go to the gym
let go do some shit
uh... i would say there's a very good chance i'll be back to blossom more
uh... on cheap on it later today it's like
i'm gonna put it about a sixty five percent chance
but that's got sixty seven percent chance actually check
i'm sorry
is about sixty sevens chance for a sheet of our shaman are today
i'm fucking like forty by the way
that's it you have great
so i saw that one
i regardless boys huge w day all around winning
all around fucking winning boys winning
But yeah, my physical health is it's it's it's withering Jed, it's withering and I need to I need to try and maintain it because I'm old as fuck.
So I'm going to the gym only out of stream.
I will be back later and I'll be playing World Path of XL 2 later on today on my second stream.
Okay
Okay, so yeah, there will be additional if you want to see additional gameplay that'll be happening later on today
I do know what I'm gonna go from a 67% chance to like a 82
We're gonna lock in an 82% chance. Okay
Fucking relax
Otherwise guys, tell next time piece of fuck out. Have a good one and I will see you either later on today or tomorrow
Boooooo!
Bop!
Peeblee!