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HCSSF🚨SUMMER GAME FEST TODAY🚨0.5.1 PATCH LIVE🚨ENDGAME BOSS SLAYING UNIT🚨GOTHIC 1 REMAKE LATER✅ETHICAL AF BUILD🚨10/10 UBER SLAYER PoV
06-05-2026 · 10h 15m
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Just in the mess right now
Uh, wait, when is, when is summer games first?
when there's no game fished.
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Music, I'll get my drink, one sec.
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Yo gamers
What up
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My bad
But
Oh, man today yeah, it's gonna be a fucking day
Today's oh shit. I haven't fucking applied to fucking be a summer games fest
When you close your application
So I'm coaching I got a side is good. I got a sign of the question. But yeah, my bad chat we got we got a little more
Ah, I'm good, I'm good.
First of TV for such point 69 twitch
English
New Zealand just talk to myself to Jeff Kealy. You know how it is
You know how it be brother
Thank you. See you on okay, Gigi. I just get auto accepted. So we're good
We are good to go chat we are good to go today chat boys, let me tell you
Today
PLE 2, popping off, pay 0.5, 0.515, okay, bang.
and then and then bang summer games fest huge announcements huge announcements
otherwise oh insane okay get this you think it's over it's not over gothic one
problems up.
2020 SEX has seen a large number of our personnel deployed offshore to support the international
exercises and operations specific for Korea's aversion of that out here in New Zealand.
We get to support and work alongside our partners.
The BIC original could appear like good buy-in supported by our bicycle crew.
primary capability from the New Zealand Army side has got our anti-armored platoon and our
3rd... Wait I just realised we let it all those fucking shell casings. Is that bad for the birds and
shit? By support weapon.
No more! Damn your soldiers!
Second first hand the New Zealand Army are looking for ways that we're going to enhance
our integration and collaboration with the international army.
Those are heavy by the way, riding with all the ammo in the gun.
Uh, uh, that looks easy, but let me tell you what that webbing on with all your shit
It's like, uh, yeah
Like you might get you're going to the gym and some
Liberation with international park and ensure that we're ready to go alongside them. That's the situation lies
The fuck is the pucker Ricky the fuck is a the fuck is that another fuck that is part of it, so to do it
This isn't part of XL2 at Quintixxon, at Twitch, at Amazon.
Oh, shut the fuck.
Fucking weirdo.
Seems like a freak to be honest.
LC on this guy.
LC, he had any suspicious, bro.
He had any suspicious.
He's already suspicious.
What the fucking relevant?
relevant 50 second video hmm yeah but I didn't ban him he's just like now he's
double noted and he's monitored so basically next time he's basically you
see to be a normal human being bro like just don't be a fucking fruit and then
and you'll be good to go.
N.P. Lowe, the truth about my divorce.
She is.
She know what, I would watch that
if I didn't have so much shit to do today.
But it's fine, since I got a lot of shit to do today,
so yeah.
I
Said of course I anchor he was reading lies about any piece of us. I will say
So every time we go to the podcast, right? I see Nick and I get to see Finn and Nick would talk to me
And I would hear these things and then I would go on Twitter
And then I would read things like Nick is a piece of shit
What a fuck it like all these crazy things and I would be so mad
So angry because no one knows what's even going on. It's not our business. You're right. Sure, but now it is
It's he has to do this video, but it's insane. Oh
That is just about it's the more the most frustrating part was when people are saying that Nick
Is just being a piece of shit and not giving her money when literally like day one here is half
Take it
Please that happened instead this went on for like what a year or more and I
Can't wait till Nick gets to the lawyer fees part
I can't wait and I don't know why I should say this but now I'll get the loyalties. I mean, dude, I'll be honest
I'm I watch one of the things I ain't gonna watch I ain't got time to watch the whole thing
But for sure that's it for sure. This is like a 50-50 angle at minimum
For sure 50-50 angle
Minus 400k
Wait, it's 90-10?
400k on low-pies, but like what? Do they both have to pay half? Or how does that work out? I mean, I'll do it.
Guys, I got lock-in, I got lock-in, I got do- I got lots of shit to do today, guys. We got to pop off today.
I already got maps and ready, that's right. I'm playing a little bit of shoot from me today.
400k I mean Jesus did I
4k lofies I'm fucking
GG dudes I'm bankrupt
any more than I like I got 100k
buff up between me and bankruptcy at
all times let me tell you that's New
Zealand dollars so 400k US dollars oh
Oh my, I'm bankrupt, I'm bankrupt times eight, bro.
I'm bankrupt times eight, myself.
And I fuck yes out of the money.
Fucking Americans, dude.
I suppose they don't get like taxed,
but that's why they get sued for like, if a 400K.
If that works right, you don't get taxed,
but then you get sued each other,
like someone trips down,
and you don't get sued.
You get sued.
I'm doing a sponsored Gothic stream later on today where I'm gonna try out the Gothic 1 remake
which is launching in like 5 hours or so from now.
I'm gonna do it after SGF.
It's gonna be after Summer Games first.
So I'm playing P2, bang.
Yep, Pog is in the chat.
It's a game.
check with chat cuz I was like I chatted one of me to play Gothic for a while and I think I even
downloaded and played the original for like I ran into a bunch of tech issues right I ran into a
bunch of issues something it was cooked it was good anyway care wants me to give you go I'm down
to I'm down to like you know check it out you guys can get a first look as to what the remake is like
and then uh... yeah GG
Woah...
For a sub-beast I believe money's straight
That's not the straight I'm pulling out
So I saw it
People looking at me that way and I got stung off for like a hundred years
Bro, don't even mention that
Don't mention that shit
It's a blatant dog shit, mate.
Oh my god, help.
Yo, I was very short from co-carnage yesterday.
And he's like, yo, I'm not playing Conan Exiles, cause there's a loot box in there.
there. No, it wasn't the loot box. No, it wasn't the loot box. It was a stash chat that had an
auto-sort feature. And he like, wasn't comfortable with playing with a game that had microtransactions.
And it, that gave you a slight advantage.
And then, I was like, dog, do you know that you played Father Vexo, right? Like, you've
You've repeatedly been the sponsor of my p-
This is like one tab of an old picture that didn't get removed or something shit from something
And it's just got like an autoswap button that's it
And he didn't realize like there peering is like dog you got like affinity with 15 stash tabs
I'm like insane what I saw it like smart tabs that can figure and use logic
So you think that that's Japan want me to play the game. I mean I had to break to you man. He was like PLE
That was crazy
Literally playing me I know I didn't get it I was I didn't I just so confused by that
Not to be fair. I didn't look into the tabby's talking about maybe it's like more extremely ways described in that
Whatever the 45 second short that I watched
Like what?
What is describing sounds like a
Peely liked plus plus plus plus like one one hundred the Peely pay-to-win levels
If you would call Peely even pay-to-win that is by the way
Praise it of me bro. Damn, I'm loose pussy, bro. Then you lock in here
Get a lot of them, there it is, get away from them and put a new one down because they don't
want to risk getting cucked.
He's out, we got the kill, and we get it, and we get it, and we get it.
You got to look in, Jet.
Oh, we got two of them boys.
It's like more than a divine to me. It's like better than divine.
It's divinely useful, but not that useful. I will use 100% of those...
Oh, wow, that's the owner light. That's like that. Oh my god. It's way better than the vine
That's I thought I just got the one that lets you roll it wait. That's the one that you remove there
Guys that one there. I just let it is like I would say it's to me. I would trade 15 demines for that at least I
Would give up 15 divine or drops to loot one of these
um it's very good I didn't even notice that I thought it was the one that you
reroll. Chats ruined my vocab. Do people give a referring to the Omen that I
wanted as the Omen of Light and now I think the one that lets you reroll the Omen
is called the Omen of Light. Whatever that's not what it is. The one I want to
something else all together. Echo, I've learned the echo as light. Okay, so light is the one
that lets you target, which is very insane by the way, because I can do it on my current
weapon and give myself a second chance to get a very good mod. What if I just do it
of my current weapon, dude. I have two of them in the last now, so. Wait, I'm into delirium?
I'm like, leaving a delirium, you're into this shit, the fuck? Y'all into delirium this
whole time. Alright. Wait, how come I got into delirium?
3 from the grips of the net
Yeah, I can redo my weapon break vixx
Wait really god comes out of one out those that comes in four hours
By the way, uh...
,
Go justifies post-tabs by the fact that Poe is a free game, Conan Exiles isn't and that's
why he temporarily stopped playing it before Devs said it was an oversight show.
Oh, okay, okay
Right I missus the guys I missus the guys obviously I would prefer to play the game and launch the fuck
You know, I prefer to play on launch if I can I play if I can't like got the gun launch I plan on launch
But you know if they say no you're gonna play like this time
Then I plan at the time that they want I think they were like very set on like some later time, which I was like
Turn it out if it's in and out. I mean, yeah, don't I would like to it's that's not so the way they that's one
Strange workers they have like very specific
They got like
But you need to play at this time, but sometimes I don't give a fuck at all
Right, so it's like just RNG
Damn
Dang it like 23 to minus lower leech plus the leech plus issue fire
That's pretty damn good
The fuck are we listening to
I don't know what's on the playlist recently. This has been like question mark
We are we are online, I don't know I don't know what to tell you
This is a banger though, actually
You want you on
don't just try craft them all in realtime. Do you guys do this too where you go like
ah shit like I'm on craft this and then you just like you go between mapping and
crafting items randomly? How is it probably getting mugging you right now? What is this
Okay, what is this guy saying?
It's got a list, Jett.
It's got a list right now, bro.
We know what does he mean by that?
Free from the grips of bats.
Sure, bro, can I Jett?
Do you want to serve me a banshee?
I haven't paid for starters, I've not paid anyone today.
I know if I ban anyone in...
Like, what was the last guy I ban?
Like, I ban a permanent Banevader.
Like, days ago.
Okay, a timeout is not a ban.
I've been doing plenty of timeouts.
Um, and that's...
You'll all be clear as to why I'm doing that.
Just give it time, my brothers. Give it time.
It's a part, I need to, basically I need to smite, I need to smite down, the infidels.
It's a part of my duty, my job.
They're part of this.
Yeah, I can't really, I mean, I can't really go into any details, Chad.
But trust me, Chad, when I say I need to ban people.
I'm gonna ban them. I'm not even banning them. Let's not get it twisted. I'm not even banning them
I'm timing them out. Dude a guy tuned in this morning. It was like what did he say?
His note was like this guy's a fucking freak. Any type of some freak message and I didn't even time him out.
I don't even know I legitimately don't even know how you get banned outside of trying to get banned out
I do not know how you get banned on the channel the outside of it's like willingly being like I'm gonna really think about making the
most cancer message possible and then sending it into 26-hour chef I do not even understand what is that noise
I think it's coming from my new $5,000 coffee machine. I mean, I'm sure it's fine
Hey guys Quinn sadly couldn't make it due to a certain reason I will be taking over the stream
Who was ready for some age of empires?
Okay, so you're trying to elevate your TTS, which I appreciate because your TTS has been
dog shit, but surely you would have listened to that back and realized that was air rape.
Hence ruining the vibes of the TTS.
You need to step up your TTS, okay, buddy?
That's okay.
You need to step up.
It was a good little narrative you had there.
You had a good little story there.
little story there. You had a good little story there. You're going to out of it, it was not
out of it. He's been doing it. Okay, so I was criticizing this guy doing complete
slop, trash, TDS, because that's what he does. So he's trying to out of it. Now, I'm trying
to teach him. If you're trying to steal your game, step one, don't make noises that
air raid everyone
I got you
it's like one of the main... okay what is it like?
step one... no no this is the most annoying thing in the tedious
step one be funny or you actually communicate information right?
if you're funny don't make air raid noises
don't go for two minutes long
That's it.
So you broke one of the cardinal rules.
Oh, fool would be like, don't spam the same shit over and over and over and over again.
That would also be like that, have a rule.
You got four rules?
Yep, so the same.
Boom, spamming the same shit over and over again.
See what he's doing? He's broken the rule.
He's broken the rule.
Do you know what?
I think actually if you are funny it can override almost anything.
It depends how funny it is though, right?
If you... it depends how... there's like a funny limit.
You can almost override every downside if you're funny.
I feel like that's true in life, right?
Oh, no. This guy's not funny.
It's like I'm trying to skip this.
It's going to be instantaneous.
Is this one against the rules?
Bugged out!
He was supposed to go...
Is this one against the rules anyway?
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
AHHHH!
I can't leave up there bro, what the fuck?
skip again, champ.
I
Hello, Mr. Quinn Quinzen. I had a question, a very important question related to...
THE FUTURE OF THE PASTORM OF THE VETAFURN
FOR THE EARTH I MUST ASK TO PAY MY PASCELVITY FOR
THE RELITUS OF SOCIAL-
IS THAT A WHITE MOP? I'M FUCKING PAUSING! I'M FUCKING PAUSING!
I stop causing! I wipe up! I fucking pausing! I stand up fucking pausing! I just laws in! I fucking pausing! I just log down!
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Is this one against the rules?
So when you're going to start being funny to overwrite the downsides, Mr. Streamer, much
Which level though, any ways?
TEST FAT LOL!
125 life.
Deflection.
Fifth thing.
And we got...
Hmm...
Chat, if you're funny, it overrides skips.
Guys, here is my funny TTS.
Don't get it twisted.
I never said overrides bands, so yeah, you're banned, bitch.
Mmm, that's an interesting one.
What is the doctor's treatment?
They're just, they're doing a little, they're spurging out a little bit.
I'm just skipping them.
It's all good. Don't worry, it's over now.
We're relaxing.
What is the doctor's stream?
They're done now. They're done.
They didn't want to do their noises.
This is not one of these autos' type streams where
it is just constant insistent.
It's like, Dolks should slot TTS.
This is a...
elevated stream.
Elevated content.
At the wazoo.
Okay.
I'm gonna get it twisted.
You are not cool.
I am not, girl, I mean, that's true, I'm not another person, guys.
Yo, this guy's gonna figure out that I'm not another person, what?
Are you kidding me? No way, dude! Wait, what?
Someone said we're different DNA and different life experiences.
Raising different environments and different principles.
Different sense of humor, I mean, it's almost like we're entirely different people.
to mention everyone was the same there is so fucking shit oh my god but it should be
good but it will just get along
are you forcing I am not forcing I'm not like him
What's your am I most like chat? That's the question.
Love me.
XQC, XQC, Azmongold, Forsken, KC Drone.
Little, Azmong, and XQC Atosis.
ESP, so fucking cool.
I'm a dad gamer for starters, so should be naming kids that I cracked up ARPGs and have
lots of kids
that's like what are we doing
like dad gamers
don't do this shit
yeah that's too far, that's too far
don't do this shit big one, nah, that's cringe
most like parry stuff there
I don't have a throw bomb or anything funny
how am I going to put it in shock or no investment
just go beat the video game
No, don't do it!
That's right, bitch. Stay down, bitch.
Stay down, bitch. Stay down.
Hey, do you want to space me out before the sun goes down?
Your band for uber games fest.
Your band for uber games fest.
for band for gothic one
One remake
You will be very bit of what you better watch yourself buddy
That's good, right? That's a good thing that Jack can't pin me down
It's like I'm people at least everyone saying different names, which is which it imply that there's you know
I'm a unique individual, chef.
You can only combine at certain elements,
but you can't get the same thing, the Apple Cane, chef.
Parts up here, plus XQC.
Yeah, but that's the thing, right?
That's a unique individual right there.
I mean, that's a crazy combo.
But if you have parts up here and XQC in one person,
oh my God.
Jesus.
That guy would be cancer.
That guy gonna be fucking cancer
The game's QC spur energy plus par itself where like a ego and hubris
But then he's like a debunker. Oh, no
Imagine a company would have been like I literally
Debunked hackathon
I invented mr. Robot and then debunked it
it's i mean did that to be crazy bro
but i'm not the like that week one
jet what do i claim to uh...
be a little bit about everything about
spoiler
nothing bro nothing except for gaming
There is Fiverr and Coffee, bitch-ass!
Huh?
Oh, there he is! Oh, my God, he's on the ship!
See, I had a bunch outside. Could kill me just for whispering, if I'm trash.
I don't even know how, I can't even tell the different nodes that they just added in on
the top three, but so was it already exist.
And I gladly admit that.
I don't know how the crafting currency is that exists in the game right now, like what are you talking about?
I don't have a claim to know everything about how they're like so.
Nah, I say I'm a mechanical god, right?
Cause that's obviously true.
But like, that's just one aspect of a larger subject.
Mechanic, guys, who?
Who?
So you know that it's one shot out of that.
Blind. Like actually blind.
Ethical.
First try.
Why don't you just sift?
I'm just saying, bro.
I am just saying.
I am just saying, bro.
Mm-mm-mm.
now was it pure luck or was it skill we'll never know we'll never know
well never know Jack
The math is still made for good German, war, good Nords, and no, okay, you just met and
seen every streamer.
Look at you, was there anyone who even did a blind ever on ACS as F?
Of course, sorry.
I didn't even know.
You're basically retarded.
Honestly, to do that, you're basically a complete retard.
Look, that is retarded, man.
To believe what I did is retouching, but it's fun to do and it's fun to watch, so who fucking
cares.
But it's stupid because you're like just risking all your, basically risking all your progression,
all your character building, all your time investment on just like complete RNG because
you just could get gotcha by a mechanic you don't understand.
So they were like, in that boss fight jet, I want to say there were three mechanics that could have won from me and I didn't understand any of them.
But I won anyway.
That's just apparent belief in faith, jet.
Appearance of faith right there.
Believing yourself.
And then like half the time you win, half the time you lose miserably.
Okay, two perfects, right? So if I do a corrupt orb,
I'm going to prepare him, we're going to get a good one.
Whoa, what did I get?
I got an additional essence.
Just be honest, you were hoping to rip, so you didn't have to play this garbage build anymore.
Nope.
Nope.
I plan on modifying this character.
No one can do what I do, shit.
They call me the tutorial god.
I completely destroy every tutorial boss and quest without even trying.
I literally accept the quest, load in and dominate those quest bosses just like how I dominate your mommy.
Road, road, road.
That's a good one, Ikelin.
I'm gonna play Amorous relationship with my wife and all your mums
okay it's quite progressive actually
I
Should have got those well those are those things never work everyone I've ever heard of like has some fucking awful drama and they
Break up like it legitimately. They're we so that's great. Give me the whatever we want all time and then
they've lost
Huge lawsuit thing
fucking
I don't know, where's the examples of that shit actually working?
It seems like the lowest IQ shit.
Huh?
The hell's this?
They're moving like they're alive, but I can't.
Fucking GGG, man.
Oh man, I'm in!
I'm in!
Oh no, don't turn up the stock.
I'm out, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
Let me check my shit though, one second.
Just want to see if there's any updates on the...
The ad I
I
True or false, you aren't enjoying this character at all and are scripting its rip by Monday.
Nope.
Nope.
I plan on doing all in-game bosses that currently are in the game.
A boy time about how I simultaneously performed an exorcism and broke my hand.
I wore my D4 bad shirt to church.
Then all of a sudden the 60 year old man points at my shirt and starts making weird noises.
The upper floor.
Walkie-cho!
Huh? What are you even on about?
He runs at me full speed while screaming, tackles me and breaks my hand.
I didn't feel a thing, but I reflexively choked him out and witnessed the demon leave his body.
Oh
It's a good story. It's a good story. That's a good story. That's a good story. That's an amazing story. It really happened for the right role, which is crazy
This part of woody goose it was this exact
in Cambodia roasted by block me
I don't understand what you're saying bro what are you saying right now little
gup did I need to get my coffee ASAP boys holy I need to get up so bad
let me kill this boss and then we're gonna fucking get it
Holy block me mugged your game what is going on now what is blocked me
I need to tell you guys what you're gonna get.
What are we talking about there?
Time to die, bitch!
Huh?
How do you guys know all these boss room abysses? They're fucking weird, bro.
It's in the movie, it's in the movie's void. Lock in.
Can't pull it out, pull it out.
No!
No!
Get it, get it, get it!
seems weird some of the boss rooms it seems to bug out quite a lot actually
with the abyss in the small ass rooms hot off the press what do we got a
the Quin 69 forcing clip did you say
Good and sick dinner in the
Lug's Arrows
You mean the guy who logs out?
This is one detail.
Oh shit, you're in trouble.
Watch out.
Long game.
Alt-F4.
It's fucking Quinn69.
Why do you farm such sluying for a long time?
why do you farm such slow aiming fruit what is that like is it just a guaranteed low w so he just does it
he's figure that he's unlocked the quinzid dps like why don't you figure that out what zdps is bro
oh no
he's hitting down the zz ran arc bro so he's hitting down the zz ran arc
I've seen all these forcing clips guys everything one of them all the ones before
something like all the three mothers are cheating their log out and all the bills
What else it is what it what did he say?
What's this take about all pewee streamers maybe it says they all log out maybe it's they all log out
It might just be that everyone logs out anyone everyone in place pewee is logs out
Look me as they're boring
But what is this emote I'm saying
Can waste a fix it and wasn't okay, am I fixated a force in or is traffic set in Boston? What do you what do you?
Okay, Hapsi D
Scroll go back to the vibe and see where people spam that force and clip and they will continue to spam it until I look on it
I I barely what all I see is force and slips. I don't I'm not I can't watch but I can't be a forcing guy
Because he streams the same time I can't wait for this closer to land in Harimi's
chat
Look at this. What the dog shit is a mole rat. Let me swing the sword
Chat what the fuck why can't I use a sword like a master yet? Anyway, it looks Kevin. Yeah
Why am I seeing on one channel block me block me, but I'm not seeing it on this channel
What what is it? What is the block me? I'm seeing
I'm able to see what this is I
Can't see what what was I not pause? Oh
No, no a chance dead I fucking kill I've killed chat. No
Noooo, Twitch!
And I'm responding!
I'm guessing if Block Mizz, like, it's Streamer's name, because I can't figure out where it is.
It must be like, Force and probably.
I had to guess what the emo is.
I don't like it dude, I don't like it, I can't refresh it, it seems to be fixed.
Dude, hot take chat, but emotes that are just a common word that people use all the time
are annoying, because then you're just trying to read a fucking message and you're like
oh what the fuck, oh yeah that means this word.
Yeah, it's all some zoom a minute like let's just make every emo a fucking word that you used to type a message
So now when you try to type a message you guys just like randomly got the dog going
And there's a fucking cat in there, and then there's like a depressed people hanging himself
And then like what else are we gonna have like I don't know
Well, it doesn't even make any sense anymore.
It doesn't even make any sense anymore, the message is, how are we supposed to communicate?
Are we Egyptians?
Are we going to, maybe just replace every word with emotes.
Is that the end game?
Imagine that, wait, think about that.
You add in, like every day you change one common word to an emote and you just learn
that word as an emote form.
And eventually you get to the point where like after two years, your chat is just like
typing and emotes and you have to know the emotes language otherwise you can't reach
it.
Holy.
It's kind of cool but they kind of point that it's like the most pointless language
in the world to learn.
It would work though.
I think I could learn that language if you did one a day.
Wouldn't be hard at all.
It's like you're breaking a little you're breaking a roll gone too long bro trash
Best with that chat
That's what it is for stupid, but what the oh my god look at his dude look at his like crotch area, bro
What am I looking at what is that thing? Oh my god
But I just want to document her and a fucking guy who hadn't had a shower in a year and he like
I had some dude place for night all day and
You know the pictures of his hands and his room and stuff
And his back would make you fucking sick like it would I kind of show it on stream because they should be breaking the TOS
No, it makes Asmongold look like a fucking clean freak, like some sort of OCD clean freaking
comparison.
This guy's on another level.
Like his whole back was open sores and dying skin with pus coming out of it.
Yeah.
Like, he was talking about, he was pulling crusts of his leg scabs.
it was fucking, it was disgusting.
Name a doc, just look up Fortnite guy,
not showered one year, look, Google that,
and then you're gonna find,
you're gonna get images that will disturb you.
I was just not looking at it, honestly.
I asked you if you found it hard to sleep
and I said, I had nightmares of this guy.
So, yeah, I would not.
I think all you need to see is a bit of his hands and you're going to be like, okay.
Is this you?
Uh.
Doggies, my doggies.
I
Please my doggies
Okay, I don't even find it
I've got a bunch of videos of it with no hands playing for a night. So yeah, I've not got that
I've not got I've got guys with no hands playing for a night not not a
it was real bro it's real if you I turned it off it was so trashed the clip
but the actual thing itself was just so disgusting and just the duck it wasn't
pretty good and takes what's in the bag
the B was as bad
I would say start a character and I'd say sif
I would say start a character and I'd say sif and get back to me
Oh
Good I little did I got good
Good
How much rep into the leg and that's it bro
I'm most sure picture the leg and that's it bro. Okay, just a leg
Okay, I'm not showing the picture in the back because it's fucking disgusting.
How is he not dead?
What I don't get is how do you not die?
Do you not get overwhelmed by an immune response and like get the cat?
Do you not go gangrass and like how do you not die?
You think you would just die
Like bro I
Guess just sitting here and standing on hybrid floors my like my feet
I get like I get this thing called plant after she artists in my feet. It's like oh man. I got such soul feet
I could only imagine
someone who's like
But what kind of like agony must that guy's leg be in constantly
Feedy Joe
What do you mean you're a best at what do you mean you're a best at what a best at
These fucking feet are pretty good
Wait, we got some pretty good evade T1 T1
He's got a sleep and build IRL. He's in meal to chaos damage
But then he took one HP dude, that's just I don't know that's that then means gonna die soon or what?
He falls over something GG
But that's what they're insane right? This puts it crazy 400 ES on wait for a renovation of 122 years
Should I use a, uh, a discard on it?
I knew it was Tashnik today, wait, what?
I tried to buy it from the shovel, what?
Oh wow!
Oh wow!
Oh wow, that's actually really nice, the fuck?
Ah, come on bro, you're gonna make me
I'm going to the square, so quickly pull up and he's taking our Lord Moon!
What?
You're not going?
Now we've got to save some of the other way!
To the square!
No, no, no!
Well then, to the death!
Hold on Lord Moon, I must prepare for battle!
What?
Get out!
No, no, no...
No, no, no, no!
Lord Moon is dead.
What? How?
Lady Meek of the Dance Pad bested him six months ago.
But, but I was number two. Poppin' up.
Okay, in the time that that was going, Chad, I was able to buy a-
by a...
Imagine if he goes into a public pool. Everyone in the pool will have to have a hazmat team
scrub them down and he'll have to be put in an industrial incinerator to prevent an
outbreak.
Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah.
A boba boba boba boba boba fat.
Um, yes, that guy, dude, he's scarred my brain. That guy's scarred. I don't think I'm ever
gonna unsee this back. I'm like, I will not show his back on stream because it's that
Disgusting like I again is that like his leg was like borderline. It's back. We'll fucking. Yeah
Please I can't stop talking about that shit. Well, it's funny
That's the reason why no one's made videos on them
It's funny because do you know these people make videos on different people and they make videos on like different like enigmas on the internet like
Weird people like kind of freaks like, you know these guys who do this insane shit
Um, well no one's making videos on this guy because he's like he's so far over the line of
being
So he's just so disgusting that no one actually wanted to watch the video
No one actually want to watch the video
The fortnight UK guy
Patch I know the chat I already read the patch on yesterday
He's he is
Like like I'm talking to horde
I'm just I'm in a load screen by the way you guys not say I'm gonna he horde doesn't shower just like it's pure own own his own
We must see me Leo, right?
Like imagine as we go the pair of 20
to the bar 20
okay wait what I want to do with these
fucking boots here I feel like going for the
I would love to have these boots on
Well I got the best tab now right? Huh? Where's it? Do I not have it? Oh I don't have it. There it is.
What are these? What are those?
Abyss!
Thank God, I was wondering why this wasn't in the game. It made no sense why this wasn't in the game.
Ayy.
Okay, so boom, look at that boys, look at that.
I don't know how you, what do you even call this stuff?
Does anyone know how to search a biscuit? I don't even know.
Yes, it's a great little guy.
Might be it.
Might be the play.
Okay, look at that.
So I have 23 armor desegrations, one jewel, four weapon, one amulet, and yeah, what the
hell?
Three echoes, two lights.
Explanation mark, crypt 1.
Get your Paul chance, ready boys? It's about to go down. We about to get the most insane pair of boots you've ever seen, boys.
Our people better get the most insane pair of boots you've ever seen.
It's gonna be Cray to the Zee.
It's gonna be the guns you get moves babe. The thing is I'm gonna get there what could then do some I guess get to
So I had to do ritual right to get some sort of a target of castle of shit
You live in Mayfield today nice to face me really
Grants bro, good grants.
Wait, is it congrats?
I don't know, it's a good thing if you lose a mage watch, right?
Yeah, it's super rare, barely even gonna happen.
Why not?
Well, imagine loading one of the most powerful lines of the game at the very beginning of the league, right?
completely destroy the entire league
the video call them being a medic up
you can just save it though and do it on a second bail
why is he getting stunned at the plug
God damn it.
God damn it!
Behind you, I don't know.
I don't know what I would do if I lived in Meshbud.
I'd probably use it.
I'd probably use it.
Or I'd make a new building, roll into a new building, like a plan a new building.
Give it a one or an evasion one.
You know, it was a different type of one.
I don't know if you use it, but let's just keep it there anyway, okay, let's do this.
Good luck making the second bill with no Atlas respec.
What do you mean by that? Do you mean the Atlas be too powerful for you and you wouldn't
be able to handle it or what do you mean by that?
Because I had considered that. What if you had an Atlas progress and then you died and
you'd be making your character and then like all these nodes that make bosses have like
five essences on them and all these nodes would spawn shit throughout the map. Like it's
the maps are too juiced almost then I forget you just just stand low team
apps right surely be fine
hey we got boys here we go to your movespeed incoming
come on oh it didn't bother the man's really okay three two one
the
form daddy two points zero when
I'm not sure if it's a good idea to go back to the beginning of the game.
Whoa!
Lemau.
Life of a gory other than the blast cannot recover life if it's above low life.
Gain spawn damage equal to 8 to 12% of maximum life.
100 to join a life.
Okay, five step life maximum life per second if you've been hit recently
That'd be interesting with us for the
What's up, I'm asking look at the amount of defenses on that bro. Oh my god, but he just
God damn movements made
Do the hundred seventy six ES
Yes.
Holy shit.
Dude, it beats the evasion running on my car and boots.
The actual fuck, man.
You giving it a like?
Well, the suffix is not perfect. So I don't know if I want to use that. I mean, if I'm gonna allow anything, it's gonna be this
Should I I got one over vanilla
Fuck yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it
Let's do it.
I'm gonna light.
I'm only discarding modifiers.
Okay.
This is Lekos.
chill by
though you fuck me i just deleted i don't know how much currency on this come on
you motherfucker
come on
come on
huge hybrid bro
huge hybrid
huge hybrid
Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
Oh my god dude!
I mean 15pn is something
I forgot gain as lightning
I think it just spends all the time, it's like almost a rune right?
That's basically a damage ruin. It's like saying, hey, we've got an extra damage ruin again.
You can always get it, I'm going to remove it and then reapply it.
Well, that's what I just did, right? That's literally what I just did.
So this is my fourth time I've rolled it and it's not got anything good.
Okay, you say bin is better, right?
But what I'm saying is, I don't know if I'm going to have lining damage in my- I'm just
using these gloves as a meme right now, like I might switch these out like in the next
two minutes.
And then I'm doing like, what?
I mean, I am doing Timid's Flurry though, but then all my other attacks don't have
lining damage, so.
I guess they're gonna be better shops for bosses and stuff
Fuck it
All right, we're gonna go with that. I don't care. I'm gonna start wasting money on this fucking it's not even my best weapon dude
It's like it's just like a good weapon
You're relevant though, I don't want to sit the fuck out of you
All right, Boston said, log out again.
Fuck up, bitch.
Fuck up.
What's the ass, bitch?
Dude, check the clip, Boston.
It's printed.
levy
guys
it's it's the same as win uh... any peely shimba was spamming uh... the same the same
joke
i'll tank i'll do one a day
anything more than that just relax
but that was that note
list was a bit backlit i don't want to see it
okay
guys now i don't have to fucking cheat it
i need a day that one that gives me like a cheap death
What I'm gonna another one you know that I mean like when you're large pay
Like it says when you're large for you heal the full or something like that
Inform you that your character will rip soon prepare your common. He was lag
I don't plan on playing Terraria just yet, there's no time to say anything.
is relevant and funny and not what you think here is four dollars oh my god
a kiss
good night
I was I am not obsessed wasn't that was four dollar nation
to look at that okay let's not get it twisted looking for someone who's
obsessed with forcing check out twitch or TV for fashion nim that's a forcing guy
you want me to be the force and guy I'm not gonna be the force and guy
maybe you got I do like forcing yeah I like forcing it you
Oh my god here we go, we're forcing guys, that's fucking good for me.
Okay, we're banning all discussion of forcing players to do that guys.
Dude, who is excited for some of Gaines first?
Huh?
Dude, they announced crazy shit there, well sure man, look fuck.
Just the one as well, Summer Game Fist is the one with the presenter that chat likes.
So you got A, you got a good presenter, B, you've got, you know, good announcements,
you're joff.
Oh, and the lady of Rizzy adverts out.
No, this is not the curly head one.
This is not the one that you're thinking of.
I was thinking, the one that's the PCS show at Wartslady.
How do I use my Sprint perfectly in combat with a bunch of mobs with me?
I don't even know, I'm just that cracked.
Yeah, that's Frankie and actually do you know what Frankie actually pisses shut off more than just like Frankie
Frankie set the point where yeah
Frankie's been Frankie's been irritating check by the lock. Do you know okay? I'm I've said through every game show I would
Okay, I've watched everything one. Don't be a fake. What are you talking about? I've been dead everything one
the bits that go on really long and they start and chess starts doing like
guys of a bitch and they start doing guys like cuz it just it goes on and
they start doing ha ha's literally what yeah they do
to
to find anyone who does has like subhuman trash
i don't respect you
now we've done the best we've done the boss we leave
we leave let me just check again to make sure nothing's changed here
any changes
looks like in no changes
Jesus
nope
hashtag now changes
clown funny ha ha
melon
fuck
clowns are funny though you're right
clowns are funny
That is true.
It's pretty true.
I got a ground and...
Yeah, yellow.
Why, should I be doing my waystone...
Should I be doing regular waystones, you think?
Can I exalt him?
No.
My freaking noob chat?
If you're not doing that you're gonna have to add a noob to your game if you're not doing
that until now.
It's just like free bonus mods on my maps that I just haven't been hamming.
Ultra noob.
You know what though?
I don't care bro, because I'm on my own journey and I'm doing what I want.
What up?
Yo that breach progress is so quick, you kill like two mobs in the breach and the fucking
breach bar just caps.
Missing the release bro, I know, there it is, what it is.
Don't let him, don't let him.
Whoa, Nelly, what the fuck was that, bro?
Did they take extra mods to make me take a little more damage, bro?
Or did they take extra mob effectiveness and shit?
Think of your specific time. Yeah, that's the boy. Yeah
I was in blessing we're first you see you've lost a middle. This isn't a middle build though
But I appreciate you think that I mean if this is what I quote on my bill is and I've been to the better, right?
But I appreciate that I do read in the minute quite often and people do follow my footsteps quite often
it is what it is it is what it is so I'm playing the newest Tennessee and that's
what I decided I was gonna play I was deciding between playing either I was
actually a funny thing is before I knew it was twisters are good I was actually
thinking to do any twist is with the with the nature check and then it turned
out twisters for minutes and I'm like oh yeah I'm loving courses and then I'm
thing a campaign guy, uh, a companion guy. And then I decided that'd be a bit of a minion
build. And then I was like, do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna do the monk. I'm gonna
do the martial artist. And then there was a whole like a bell saga of like, yo, two-handed
bells. And then we did bell optimization. And now here we are at Optimized Bell Gaming.
This is a great quarter-star bell build. Not Tempest bell build. This is a bell on my back
Bell that spawns around me build build second cooldown reduction
Hey
Isn't a movie boy guy I just got him
I made out what got inspired by my belt and copies me fair enough
the reality is this the reality is this martial artists is the newest
entity and then what stops the best damage dealing they just beat the
abilities and the notables on the tree that you scale the best so then naturally
because you can have many abilities six lengths you're going to see a lot of
hill having overlapping abilities and I do know I was actually doing this on
Sheepbump yesterday and I think it's the weakest point of part of XL2 is the
fact that weapon sets are so locked in and then because you're gonna have
six lengths there's so much overlap between builds and it makes a lot of
builds feel quite similar. Whereas in PE1 you invest heavily into one specific
skill and your characters, everything about that character is about making that one skill
good whereas in Peewee 2 you know you have like 5 different skills they all do a bit
of damage they all add together and you kind of have like a bit of a you know you might
roll a new build that's a monk that also uses the Quistath but it uses three of the same
abilities that it used in the previous build that you just played and then the net result
of that is it feels quite similar and I feel like that is one of the downsides of the 5
of XL2 weapon design and I'm hoping that as they add in more weapons and more
abilities they'll kind of like feel less like that but I'm actually a little bit
skeptical bro
I
Pin 15
I don't mind that rules at all. I think that rules actually elevate the gameplay like it's what's like that. It's different
different pin 15 at fist of star in the P O E D B list
I love that, I like bullshit like this fucking...
It's Ulrich's.
Hmm...
It's pretty powerful bro.
living in reigning on him could be insane right so
ass it reigning
yeah yeah that's it
So I bought a helmet, body armor, and gloves for a total of 8 divines.
I then decide to add roomy toward to said gear.
Little did I know that doing that takes away the evasion and S already there and puts
them into really poor brah. Yeah, you can see the output. You can see the output, bro.
Before you press, before you press. It's one of those things, if you haven't watched...
I can see how you could not understand that. Because the game trains you at low level that
it's like, oh, it's just free. And then at a certain point it just starts being free
and they start taking all your defenses like for example I looked at doing it
on my chest and it was just like not worth it and it was for several things
it just wasn't worth it what is that bro what is that it's kind of funny as
you from GDG if you didn't watch that the interviews or anything or didn't read
the patch notes and then you just you got trained from early game that you it
was always free and then you just get batted into just running your gear ultimately yes
is a skill issue though lining skills change lots one time
Men's you to shock him flicks. That's gonna find plus one James. I'm kind of cool
Be like yeah
Falls in this from a Gothic one
Bro he is not
No spoilers any spoilers you done bro you're done
I'm not obsessed with force and chat is spamming me with force and shit dude what
I've already killed the boss and I've done both Breach and Abyss.
This is a map that's juiced up with the enhanced whistones and fucking old secret gold shirts.
Should I?
I don't know, it's kind of whistathon to stand this map for longer than I need to because
I need to.
Wait, what do I need to do, champ?
I'm trying to get to the ritual stuff.
Wait, what was the gif, kelly, boss though?
I got to oh my god wait it was Jeff it was Jeff the high god Andy wait that was so weird
hey when they announced high god and I was like and it was like presented as some massive
announcement right there I remember thinking like oh this kind of looks like the battle
but like with Tigers or some shit.
Not better, like Overwatch with Tigers.
That's crazy how much that game took a big L.
Dude, he's done that a couple times
and he did that other one where he like cried.
Jeff like cried and like hype does announcement
like it was gonna be GTA 7.
And it was like some random Japanese game I'd never heard of.
I feel like Jeff's perception of what game is...
Because he knows, like, generally speaking, he knows what's gonna be pretty hot, right? I feel like...
But then, sometimes he's way off. Like, way off. Way off. Like, the high-guard thing was so out of, like, made no sense.
That the random Japanese game made no sense.
I said that's a that cool amulet
Give that ignite amulet to me girl
I got my pig's hands when you look at it was involved.
I have no idea it was involved bro.
So GG noob haha.
No idea the fuck was involved.
Get past over the fortress.
What did I do wrong?
way no way wait you're telling me I could have gone this way
is it still faster oh I'm already there dude I guess oh my god dude I'm such a
freaking noob dude wait that's crazy
What's up Blank and Zip and I got 9 dip already?
Hell yeah brother, hell yeah brother.
Save that dip boy, you're gonna use that all on one item by the way, so save that dip.
You're gonna get some of your Negan's gonna be shit rolled and you're gonna roll it and
it's not gonna be good enough and you're gonna roll again, you won't get any kills.
Don't keep doing that.
I'm gonna go back that way as a shulker, oh sweet, so I'm gonna go back that way by
a shulker.
Apes into position right and while moving
You can take damage against a rare unique enemies if these things suck
Like what these suck?
I would never I would not use either of these items ever like why would you want 50% attack
Damage is your enemy's move you did 30% increase local damage
Oh, I know why because you're playing a build like thorns
That doesn't use the physical attack damage of the weapon, but yet you do you just careful like a takedown or something, right?
That's that's where it would work
There's been very niche case scenarios where would that she be good
respect respect you think you had to think about that for a little second
there though I'm not look through the one one dimensional lens of my own build
often people will do that I'm shit they're just not really thinking about
it that's what I was on for a second there
Dude, these guys are fucking my ass right now, but oh my god, please, brother.
Can you relax?
Summer gauge fist?
Dude, what have they announced for summer gauge fist?
I feel like they always have a few wall permeates, right?
At least.
Like Jeff always has a ballpoint me out or two or three
And it's how he bites everyone to watch the shows like you know that if you don't watch your show
He's gonna announce a game that you're probably gonna be at least a little bit interested in
So then that's why you've got to watch the Jeff Keely shows
this be real he does like yeah you can call him like a bit of a you know
industry shell or something or whatever you whenever you want to court
it I don't know there's people this might as out there right but he shows
the ah best shows for announcements
I get whatever he does he does he gets the best announcements who was Dickie
second whatever whatever chords you know whatever whatever strings he's pulling
It's the right ones
Now is it one of these like feedback looks where because it's the most popular he gets access to the best shit and then because he
Is access to the best shit he's more popular and then because he's more popular
He gets more access to the best shit and then I mean it's is that because it's some sort of thing like that. I don't know
All I know is that it results in the games that the shows that GIF does, the best shows
for announcements.
They're like the most exciting ones out of all them.
Like compare some of the GIF shows versus like, I don't know, random PC guns or compare
it to the OGK ones for example.
you know this uh...
with a different leagues right
get by going gay i want to get them moves pieces
when you can be the bozos came i can move myself as well
I don't know what that would look like.
Paramount against you guys has been announced for this game, announcement today during
I mean
Huh
To a movie
Game studio, I don't know man. I don't know about that one
Like capable of making good games
Any of the movie games any good?
Like I'm not played any of them. I've not played it in the Tomb Raider
Oh, I see Tomb Raider is a game game, but then they made it into a movie, right?
I'm not playing any double sebo 7-1 since like Goldeneye, I'm not playing ummm...
Winnie, Valhalla is confirmed to be at the PC games show on the 7th lock-in.
Oh shit dude, oh shit.
Wait, did Detroit become human?
A fucking movie that got made into a video game?
I don't get it.
Wasn't that just a...
What are you talking about?
Isn't that just a fucking game?
It was a game
That game was amazing the trucker game was one of my favorite games
It's just a game. No, no, so I'm sorry about movie games, bro. I'm sorry about
Paramount
Some large fucking movie producer guys who like green light games to be made
I'm doubtful that they were produced good results
The best way to do a movie game is to be a person who has a good IP and then go to a
company that makes good games and then get them to make the game.
For example the Star Wars game that came out that they actually just paid like the actual
game makers to make.
Yeah, that's a movie game that I played that was actually good.
Which one was that?
There was like a Soulsborne-esque Star Wars game, and it was actually good.
Which game was that?
Now she had some pretty fucking badass. The combat was tough.
And the fights were cinematic.
Survivor and 4-1-1. Yeah, yeah. She died Survivor, that's what I'm thinking of.
I have one game to play.
Best movie games are without question.
Lord of the Rings the third agent, Path of Neo, but I am a nostalgia Andy Bask.
Not played here though, so, did you?
Not played, not played, not played here.
The Azman Game Show would show games with incredible buff dudes, massive anime tippy
wifes and be piss fucking easy.
The real in self-anticipation.
I don't know, um, the issue with the, the issue, okay, so if you do like an Azmongole
game show, I feel there's no way he's doing an Azmongole game show.
I can see an Azmongole reacts to a game show.
i just don't see large uh...
chemistry is going to be great this out of the associate right with someone
that's like
would be considered a high-risk
it's like effectively your politicizing your game was a nice because he's so
because he's so politically charged that it's like that i don't know there's
any way to disentangle it to write
i don't see like if you didn't
If you do an ethical game show, it's gonna be politically...
No, there's gonna be some political aspect to it, right?
It'd be like, I imagine doing a Hassan game show, right? So...
What would a Hassan... Like, they do a Hassan games... show.
Well, what did that even look like? I don't know.
It's exactly equivalent, right?
Whereas I could see Hassan reacting to a game, Joe.
And I could see Hassan going,
Reacting to a game, Joe.
And I could see that being entertaining and interesting, right?
That makes sense.
I just don't see, like, a...
Like, what company?
It's Kojimbo?
Like, Kojimbo.
With Kojimbo, what a...
And now for one last premiere.
This game is near and dear to my heart.
It's something that personally touches me to the very core.
The very essence of my being.
And now the landscape of gaming will be moved.
It helped me get past my inner demons and made me a new man.
I cried rivers of tears when I heard this was going to happen.
Presenting, at long, long last,
MAMUSUME 2, prettiest Darby.
You know who would actually announce games in the Asmical Game Show?
It'd be Elon Musk.
Elon Musk's AI game studio that's purely AI games would be announcing the games in the Asmical Game Show.
That's the type of guy who would, because like, who's gonna go?
Politics, both intrinsically linked.
Vested interests, gaming.
and all the games would be dulcet slob but like that would at least make sense
and then basically I don't see it I just don't see it working unfortunately I
don't think you can be a game show host and be some political pundit I just
don't see it because you're gonna turn so many people off you're instantly half
like it's like you're straight away half of all people are gonna just have a bad
taste in the mouth. And if you think, oh, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. That
wouldn't be me, right? Okay, now imagine the same thing. It's just a son game show.
Are you, is that going to leave a bad taste in your mouth? And if neither of those would,
it then, okay, well, then my point doesn't land. But you know, I feel like I think I
would just want my, what I'm going to say is I don't want game shows to be political
at all. I don't want them to be politicized. I want them to just be like, hey, let's not,
let's just all not do political dog shit. No one but your signal, no one to spout out about like
some bullshit, just show games that are good and interesting. Let's not, let's not preach.
You know, where are you getting this argument from? Oh, well, this is coming from
the, where's this argument coming from? People are saying, as I'm making the same game show
And I'm just saying I don't see who would go on it
I don't see large
Gaming studio is being interested
Outside of politically motivated ones like Elon Musk's gaming studio. Yeah, okay
They do it. There's like X AI games or whatever it is. They're literally doing an AI only game studio
I see that one because that's because but then the whole thing's tainted with politics
Oh no, it's Jeff's birthday today. Jeff's pension now. Remember last year.
O.T.K. does a game show. L.M.A.O.
THOUGHT FUCK!
What do you mean? The ones that are streamed? The ones that have been sponsored the much? Yeah!
Those ones aren't Esmond Gold's game show.
That's O.T.K. That's like they have soda bup and they have they have no politics.
They hire presenters. It's completely different.
What? Okay, I don't know, I'm gonna lead a- like, holy shit, though.
up
Why are you triggered by that?
Is there intentionally missing the point that I'm making?
What I'm saying is, if I'm going to be a viewer, if I'm going to be a viewer, if I'm going
to be a fan of a game show, I want there to be no heavy political bias, and I don't want
there to be any politics I don't want it to be like hey this is like the biggest
cuckoo ward where like look these guys are the fucking Greenpeace at the wazoo
whatever saving trees some bullshit like it's got 50 females in it I don't want
any award like this guy's the most giga-chad American Patriot award I
don't want anything I don't want any of that shit no you get the good games
right you just got the fucking good games you're announcing the games they
There's no people coming in to preach to us about some politics dog shit
Right, I don't want any of that because I've seen games con they often do that. There's some weird preachy bullshit
Is it that you know and some of these award shows like some of these?
Game shows they bring politics into it. It's every single time
They have like you know, I'm talking about right where they had like a whole segment
After 35 minute diversity
inclusive
gaming studio top top most inclusive gaming studio like a deep dive and
everyone is just like dying of cringe no one wants to see it
every like what do we even think why is it's not about game
no one likes that i agree i don't want any of that politics in my eyes want to
get which you know what gf doesn't do and i think having a politically neutral
platform to announce games at it's integral so second you have like the
The game show is literally ran by some ultra divisive figure that's like a political pundit.
It's gonna be dope shit.
It's gonna be vice.
People aren't gonna be interested.
It's what I'm saying.
If you don't, if you don't understand what I'm saying, I mean, I don't know how I can
break it down any more simple than what I have.
Oh no, it was Jeff's birthday today.
Jeff's quincenera.
Remember last year when he hopped us to High Guard?
That game was a weasel.
Or maybe we get a Kojina game.
The thing is our Uber delivery, sick shit.
Jeff is a bigger than a liar.
Soar.
And so long.
Soar.
Eggis, eggis, trifalobons, eggis, litigamil, eggis, and eggis, eggis, all chained to me.
Wait, so that's my EQ person?
What the fuck, Edmund?
Definitely forgot what Bill I was, and I started trying to EQ mobs.
As a potent casual who struggled with learning power lead mechanics,
then slowly letting you learn each mechanic is loads more digestible from the end.
Um, but you get up again, I got knocked down, but I got knocked up again.
You got damn right, I got knocked down, but I got knocked up again.
I wasn't paying attention, I got distracted, I was looking at Skibble.
Yep, GG.
Does anyone know what Roshan drops when you kill him in Dota 2?
Agus.
Come, come.
Me, Agus.
I know about that one you do them talk to I've been skipping it entirely I'm not
even doing that I just when I got to delirium zone this kind of quest point
I'll like activate it kill two mobs and I'll turn it off and I'll get the point
I'll just move on I feel like delirium is I don't know what the books going on
there but it's just I'm gonna eventually do it but it just seems
Rubious hell with not rewarding so I don't sound like to engage with it, you know
Where's the best I am the biggest a best cut out there bro, holy I run a best every fucking map
I am bummer at this baby
247 give me more
What's the real warrior so bad? Huh? If I wanted a real warrior, I would just
rear a warrior. You understand that right? Like if I wanted to do that I would just
do that. I wouldn't even hesitate. I would just do it.
I've done that multiple times in the P1 and you know multiple times. I think I've done it in P2 or I've just been like yeah I'm just gonna rear a
I did that in P2. I remember I was playing at Chiyo Ulamun and I was like this sucks. I don't want to do this. I just rear a.
I don't want to rear a. If I wanted to rear a I would rear a. Now I am looking for
four angles to do something a bit more weird and wacky in HSSF.
So I'm looking for, the reason I'm hitting to ritual right now is because I want to get
some wacky uniques.
And you know, try and fuck with that and see what's going on there.
I would love to get me a, uh...
I don't know, one of them new boss unique, so one of them, just some weird unique to
build around that really inspires me.
I currently have an idea of what I want to do, but...
I'll see.
We're gonna see my tree.
No.
It would be Resident Sleeper, who likes to have fun in a video game.
I'd rather jump to one pack of four mobs at a time, and take ten years to kill the Ubers.
You think you want fun chat, but you don't.
I know what's best for you.
It's windin'.
May as well be fun for one day.
Don't even mind.
Alright guys, welcome to the Quinn 69 game show!
to begin with. We got a trailer for Aboba 2. After that, we got a gameplay, Deep Dive
for Abby Needsme. Then we have a new ZDPS PoeBuild Deep Dive. Actually, you're all banned!
Shows cancelled.
There it is, we're umumus void. Lock in.
Get your ass over here, boy.
Come on.
I love how your eye frame is like that, it's so good.
BOOMING! BOOMING!
Ah, BOOMING!
Dude, I got some- I can't believe I didn't use one of those in my fucking helmet that I had.
I'm so stupid that I didn't do that.
Come on, oh, that was boots, right?
I should have absolutely used that.
They're actually so common if you do the- if you do the Moomintake move.
I'm a freakin' noob, dude.
I save every unique in the game, I just keep that bunches.
So I get the unique and I get the other one.
Oh how good is LoL if I didn't actually read it?
How does LoL read?
It's nuts.
Can someone link it on PODB?
Can someone link it on PODB?
Can you look at the PODB? I would look at that.
There's three random ring modifiers along with the usual stats. Huh?
Wait, what?
Look at that bro! What the hell? It's weird as hell, it's got like hands all over it.
Dude look at these, you just get like, all these rings on apparently.
10,000 rings. I guess so he just goes around murdering people and taking their rings.
I mean this guy's figured out some OP tech, right? It's like you just get the
Equip Infinite rings, you just keep putting more rings on, and then you just get all these buffs.
Quality of skills maximum res are 75 to 80 the re-random unique modifies
Wait when it says unique modifies
What
What
What the fuck?
Oh, that's pretty lame.
There's a little lame one.
There's a lot of bad ones.
That's kind of a correct...
Dude, you can...
I mean, this is a really big gamble item, isn't it?
that seems really strong what 220 yes and on our defense is another good wasn't
like it's a great agreement I mean yeah chat could use a set I'm finally back
home after traveling this past week feels good to be home with you homies for
real real time to head to my local brewery for lunch and bruise chair
brosel
That's such David
Look at the low wave crashing menu. Oh my god, dude, that looks sick what?
It's a pretty weave
I'm surprised that it's not like influenced by the rings you put in I wonder what do you think if there is what do you what do you think oh
My god, what if every ring you put in adds that rings modified to a pool and then it selects from that pool
Imagine so then if you if you were like ultra I call you could just slap in like
like the same ring fucking 30 times and then the same ring another 20 times and
let you be guaranteed like well not guaranteed but like make it very lucky
to roll certain more than you want. No it's random. What I'm saying is imagine
it that you say it no it's random have you guessed it? I'm guessing people on
trade league have tested this right because that's what I'm thinking of I'm
thinking of ways to use it. I mean that without you why it looks like it could be
more advanced than just random. The trick is it's about 60 of the same ring in
and see what happens. Does it give you a mod that's not a part of that? You know, it's
not on that ring. Maybe if there's not enough valid mods it'll just generate new one or not.
If it wasn't random you could just put the cheapest ring. If it is random you can just
the cheapest rings and if it isn't random then you have to put in expensive rings if
you want to get the expensive mods. You mean, so the opposite of what was that. What, spy?
What I'm saying is someone on trade with instant buyout, buyout 60 shit rings and test it.
Like 60 of the same guns. Oh, wow
So they seem to getting so common now that unlike clearing maps quite quickly and I'm doing like fully used to business constantly
I'm getting this shit all the time now
And I regret like not just using it pretty much. I'm just gonna use one of those abyssal ever do I do an idea?
I'm gonna use one of those echo things
right
It's saying that I am signed in my mapping progress a lot by just spinning my time in these abyssal
I could be doing all this stuff.
I'm doing a map every like, I think my average map sounds like 12 men's or something.
I mean if I have to do one of these then of course it's longer, right?
This is like a little mini map. This is like half a map inside your map.
And I like to pull clear of these places because you get lots of loot from these things.
Do these chesters?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, very nice.
You just need these bro, like...
I may have to try to just buy them, but for ACS it's there bro, I had to break it to you.
You just gotta do that to view if you want the the item you got to do the time, bro
Can't just get it
Which makes it all the more all the more satisfying when you get it shit to earn that shit you took
Locking and grab that shit not prison dude. No, no, no
Speaking of ethical things you need to do to get it, I eat chicken like every single day
and Abbey's talking about killing these roosters and the names aren't right to do it.
So like I think I have to kill a bunch of roosters.
I'm like I don't want to kill a bunch of roosters, that's awful.
But I think I have to do it, Chad.
Okay, out. Out.
A little more out, a little more out, a little more out.
No!
What's going on?
Oh my god, bro, really?
Oh, we eat my dick, oh man!
Sorry about that language chat, sorry about that.
sorry about that language sorry about that language
mmm that's super hypocritical right if I'm if I'm not willing to uh kill a ruser but
that I'm willing to eat chicken every day.
That's got to be a logical inconsistency or something.
Fat.
So I need to lock in and just fucking slaughter some animals.
Slayer, I think.
hmm so it's fucked up because we're only killing the guys all the girls are
like oh yeah that's not value because I got eggs dude so they get to live but
like yeah just specifically we're gonna run up all the males and just just take
him out
that's the second of life it's I mean it's happy bro it's happy
make super things of this world okay so they get that the okay we're gonna make
soup with them? Jesus Christ. Bro, the human experience is fucking weird, right? Oh my
god. Imagine if you had- imagine if the chicken's at the end of the lake to understand what
the fuck was going down.
That's gotta be some sort of a cheers service, aren't it?
Not today, buddy.
Not today.
They've been on a heavy road, I can't let...
Yesterday you said you got your mother's jeans, right?
Then killing some roosters shouldn't be a problem for you.
Because your mom slaughters my cock every night.
People clap.
What?
Dude, that's so funny. I can't win that. Get one. Get one. Plastic, bro. Oh god.
How'd you come up with that one, bro?
Oh my god.
Dude, the Abyss tab is goaded. I mean, it's only goaded because we needed it.
They carried all these items, they cloned it in a tab, and then they added a tab in.
Okay, guess what I do this?
I don't think it's the way to open one.
It's not going to turn.
I'm going to destroy that game with these.
You're coping hard as fuck.
Is it even a good base type?
It's a little fire damage.
How do you know someone's playing as Jesus is if?
You look at the top right of the screen bro, and it tells you, HDS is if.
get a brain dead boat that is
the way to tell you just look at the top right of the screen
any point in time to tell you so i guess you know
and you should have to wait for them to tell me
stupid you just look at the streamer
and you'll know that kind of fucking giga check
beast
fucking bees baby
yeah
what did you want me to say man
what are you trying to tell me that you're gonna have to wait for them to tell you
that could take
like hours before the person tells you that they're actually a sim
if you wanna know like that's the first thing I do when I go to a stream is like
I checked to see what leader and I go, ooh, yikes, Tradley.
Okay, ooh, yikes, hot core, Tradley.
You know, when I see HHS is if I'm like, my man, my man,
now this guy's logged in.
This guy's like, he knows what's up.
This guy's got a big, big, big, big, big,
basically, you know what?
You can look at the top right of the screen, right?
and then when you say she's as if you just know like you already know a lot of
things about the person you know how they've got a huge dick
you know they're a god gamer
right I choose dick
to god gamer
see no job I mean
it's a hot chance
I wonder if HTSS makes you more likely to not have a job.
It could be the case.
Ah, but spoiler alert, I've got a job, so...
Point's kind of moot, isn't it? So it's not guaranteed.
I got a job, prove it, I pay taxes.
If my job isn't a job then people who do only fans don't have a job, okay?
So you and you against sex workers?
my wife is.
I think the only thing is turbo and indigit, I think the only thing is turbo and indigit
for sure.
I think a lot of the social medias are indigit, I'm getting okay, interesting, a bolt tag
Well, I think Twitch, because of the fact that it's live and extended and long-form,
it's hard to fake stuff long-term, so then it gives you a better perception of reality.
Whereas short-form content or static content, like a picture, right, that's being edited
this this warps you for saving the reality in a negative way it makes you
feel insecure and shit and bad because they got like this one taking fall on
itself it's in really good lighting they look fucking jacked you see a live
streamer they look haggard as fuck I mean you look tuned to this stream right
tuned into force and stream fucking you know these movies look like hobos right
like straight up hobos and this is like what a real human as you looks like if
you're online for hours at a time and it's a live forecast
yep myth okay that's not like well oh my god mobile mobile we got mobile thing
but map fight I don't like it him mouth doesn't move can they animate a mouth
please we need some jaw bones and stuff
You down, you down, you down, you down, you down, call two days, call two days.
Stay down.
Mmm.
Is there a Siren?
It's not actually a real one.
you think it's like a mirage so it's like actually not that's why it doesn't move
the time isn't that the movie and stuff that you have moving mounts I don't know
if I believe that I feel like that's just like they wanted to save animation
time
everything on something like basic fucking tool nowadays where like they use
some AI bullshit to like auto rig some mouth movements in the game to some
audio, even if it's scuffed. You just see a map and you call that rest of the talking.
You know? Obviously, it depends on the tools that I've got, right? Maybe GG's and super
bespoke tools, and they just can't do something like that.
Perfect. Whoa, I duplicated it! What happened?
It's like that it seems like a feature that I be actually good at if you know those things that AI just makes worse and slops
Like some monotonous task of like trying to match up some audio with the mouth like so baby looks like that person's talking
It seems like you could use wait not even I guess you could not even use AI right just just be like a hard coded thing, right?
It's really bad at it.
Interesting, very interesting.
I mean it's good at doing it with real humans.
I don't know if you've seen that AI lip sync deepfake shit.
looks like they can like basically change you to speak any language and it
matches up really well
if you look at some of the footage there
do you have fucking way with that me bro like the my stream you can just change
to brazilian and then i'm just talking normally but it's safe it's in brazilian
like a gazillion brazilians you do tune in and just fucking
me so gracias oh like it changes me just fully
play dude
QB
like to do this
hmm that's kind of funny don't do that imagine that it's like you're raging
but instead of raging in English she just has raging in Brazilian did that'd be funny
No, it's just lip sync. They've got like real-time lip sync shit now, so
They would make it totally not legible for like anyone else who doesn't speak that language, but
who cares you just add some weight to it bro make it so it doesn't happen that often it'll be fine
Brazil and Brazil follow me, yeah, Brazil. Brazil, Brazil.
this language is crazy
Pre-s-continuing sermon, repeating Aegis and Brazil with refined diction, with natural
speech between 20s
fucking fail bro, oh my god, that's what they use, eh?
continuing sermon repeating agus and brazil and refined diction with natural
speech between you understand that the what you're using to make them do that
is it's supposed to generate sound effects
it's a it's like a model that's trained on sound effects and you're making it
speak dialogue when it's supposed to make sound effects
which is why it sounds so fucking retarded whenever you do it
And it's great. I'm great. So would I would you describe it?
You said motion is different languages. Yeah, you could right, but it's just one of the same way
I've never been your dog card and you've done something you normally wouldn't do because you were so jacked up
Then post nut clarity hits and you realize the guy you were sucking off hasn't finished yet
That would be awkward lol. Do you let him finish by what that's what would you do?
asking for a friend and this is the band this is the band execute are you band
Congrats
That was just way too vulgar bro, I'm not having fun, but bro
I'm gonna move white moves white lock in
Oh, yes.
Easy game, bro. Easy game.
So, stay down, bro. Stay down.
Game mother, you gotta do that. I can do whatever I want.
You literally say what's the...
I don't... I don't...
Guys, the TTS isn't good at complex languages,
but it's really good at farts, so donate more for TTS.
like millions and millions and millions of dollars of
fucking research, like they're burning down forests
or these data centers, all the shit, and you, all you're going to use that for
is a generic font, who is?
I just think that in America, they have migraines
because there's a data center like right side the house
and you're going to use that for what?
Stop what the hell's that what the hell's that and my wait my own bell get me stuck is that real
Dicks are so cute OMG when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching it's like it's
are we ban him to anything?
it's my solid ban angle I would say
that was TTS Triton I did not say that
good when is the summer game fest?
do we have a timer on that bitch?
I want to get a timer up.
Three hours.
Oh, we got a timer.
SGF.
QBs.
Start a timer for three hours and seven hours.
7 mins
SGF title
SGF
It's gonna work, watch.
Yo, it fucking works baby!
Quinn69coning by the way, what's up?
What's up? What's up?
I'm kind of a cracked beast
Did I go all the phones here if you want to go to college you can do it so easy, bro
Get this kid they're getting more expensive what do I do I can't buy them
It's too small I didn't make that small
should move it should be able to move it it should be able to move it
you don't move it 500 right from its current you can tell you describe go
500 pixels right no way it'd be like say say 370 pixels right
370.
I'm not insane, I'm saying just 370 pixels along the x axis.
He knows where he is!
The- the time-
There's- I have a global variable that is
basically set
Every time it moves it
So it knows where it is
So if you tell it to move it
Relative to where it is currently
It should be able to move there
Oh wait, did I fucking-
Oh shit, did you know?
is he moving? how do I tell it? what's gb? the time is should know where he is. dude
look at that orb reflection by the way. look at the light sources on my orb. look at my
Orbs, bro. Look at my orbs.
Now if the global variables aren't updating then it won't work. Yeah, we go look at that.
Oh, wait, why did it do that?
This time is an issue where streamwell is not updating the curriculum. It might be one of these things as well where
It moved.
Did it do it pixel command? Wait, what did it type? I'm sure you should see it's output.
I
Baby
of S. Marlman. The living moment with King King Thies. Very great project this year.
That's a lot of deadings. That's not correct. The thing is you can also just copy the command
that it's using and just so you can make yourself.
Boom look at that baby boy commands
Look at that, huh? I'm pretty good. I pretty good
I believe this people boy boy boy you just gonna shove your cast raises that we turn to do right now
We've got a lift that's good enough for it's good enough. I did ban on private
Could it have dragged up? Wow, you say that. That's like saying like I could just press a button to move my camera to my position, right?
Like, I'm an idiot. You can manipulate the scale and the position by Commands and Jet. That's pretty cool, right?
Now, the LLM clearly is not getting the correct variables or the LLM is not.
BTW, I kept the voice crack you just had. No one noticed it, but I'll make sure it's archived.
You're projecting buddy, you're projecting, project out a voice.
If anyone, guys, I myself didn't recognize that voice crack.
If you notice that, you will insecure yourself.
Think about that.
You yourself.
Do you know what's crazy?
I've watched voice critical videos
and he constantly goes on like
I just voice cracked
louder than like
your sister dead
when she was eating
watching Spongebob
or something. He did make some random Spongebob
I don't know. This is what he just said. He speaks weird. He talks about Spongebob.
And he always says that
and I never hear it.
I never hear it.
Not one time do I hear it a voice crack. And I was like
why does he keep saying that?
And it's because he's insecure about his voice cracks.
i never hear them
might do you think i'm just telling it
it's just not a notable thing that i considered like relevant
sadness
and and i keep keep saying i just had a voice crack
and it's like and people tell me like i just had a voice crack
i don't even know if i'm having a voice crack
why do you even care if i had a voice crack
if i even had
said bushcrack bro
and the reason why is because they're insecure about their own bushcrack
they're like oh my god
it's one of the things where you know you know when you're like a teenager and you think everyone's looking at you
but then when you get old enough you realize like wait a minute
everyone thinks that actually everyone's just thinking about themselves
anything else you want to tell me about myself with your youtube phd
i got you i got you
That's what it is!
It's happy I'm telling you!
You guys act like my voice cracks like a shit time, all right?
It doesn't it does not crack that maybe once or twice a day
Yeah, yes, yeah, no, yes, no, so my voice doesn't crack today
I see I wouldn't even notice this that one night when he says hi
I would and it's because obviously watching compilation of voice cracks. It's because he stops and he makes it like I
Why?
Why why?
Why are people so
Obsessed with little things that their bodies doing
There was a little undulation in my voice. It ends that deep. I'm just meaning just having a little bit of fun
He he
No, no, no, it's nothing to do with Europe. I'm talking about a deeper thing of like people being obsessed with voice cracks
It's nothing to do with you little work and everything to do with like I'm talking about much critical
Obsessed with his own voice cracks. I'm talking about, you know, Europe talking about it
I'm talking about just random shadows who obsessed with voice cracks
But how is it it's
How is that significant to anyone?
Unless it's
Extreme of course it's like hey guys, you know like some shit like that, okay
You have one that's really really extreme and it completely sounds out of whack
You know like like this
Yeah, okay fair enough
when it's got a one got a one I wanted to go on now but they want me to go to
one later so we're doing it later so get your potions we call later baby
get me fucking sick so got the one will be after the sgf so after sgf then
we're doing golf at one so tomorrow no no after I'm literally gonna I'm getting
today's gonna be a big dick street we're going we're going fucking we're going
here we boss killing I'm actually gonna kill an arpiter today as well if you
don't know that I'm gonna just murder one of the arpiter so we're gonna kill an
arpiter some against first then gothic yep
it's the weekend chat it's actually crazy though it is the weekend and I'm
I'm actually gonna fucking do it, but ultimately,
I was gonna have to go to a kid's birthday party,
but now I got to do a sponsored stream, bro, so.
Here's what it is.
Business is, I mean, it sucks.
Sucks, I'm not gonna have to do it.
No spoilers, but a certain domain was registered
for a highly anticipated game.
You'll probably see it this show.
I'm just a little bit spoiling it right now.
I mean, it's too like...
Don't they pre-register should ages beforehand anyway?
Am I tripping?
Don't-don't-don't they usually pre- like just do stuff wayyyyy before?
I did this guy just fucking go.
All these runes are truck fucking ass dude, I don't want any of this ass.
You don't want, actually, I mean she doesn't even can do this, but it's an ass runes that
I just don't want.
I don't fucking want the same man as this patch.
I think that's what people's first footage of the game to be of Cole or Ella stream
That's why they asked you politely but firmly to do your sponsored segment later
understandable
Quinn ethical
That's off the cover
I mean it is what it is
Hey Gui wei wei wei's
Shut up chat
That wasn't a voice crack shut the fuck up
your battle
Annade
everyone is banned
I didn't laugh because it was funny. It was just noises. He's made a bunch of noises that was just a little bit funny
This is a barely barely. Like I said, he owe a he dude. He's doing he's speaking Maori
Hey, oh way
I
Wonder if it did I think any New Zealanders know about part of Excel by the way
They bit like I told ever to my mission it like what?
Like literally Kiwis know there's some fucking game that about to play online and it's actually
It's a micro game, but it's pretty so like decently popular right one for sure
And it's got like New Zealand culture in it, but no one even knows. I'm like I've never seen a news article about it
I've never seen a post about it
Like you would think that grinding against would be like, you know at least on the the local news every now and then
Especially considering they have whole zones that have like
Keep like, you know, they've got literal Kiwis in the game and
New Zealand birds, New Zealand trees. They got that poo to cowwearing shit.
They're speaking Maori in, you know, they're doing Maori ora.
Like full-on fatties and you know, shit.
In the game.
I felt Kiwis would be way more on board if they knew about that.
the new Astro gym should be on the incident
news I agree with the new Astro gym what
I'm saying is this I ain't seen one I've
seen a million pop pieces on like a
random random dog shit that's happening
you still had I'd never seen anything
I'm not gonna tell you
Oh
Whoa
Why is it?
Oh
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
What are we doing?
Making noises?
I gotta pay a lot of attention right now. I'm in that waterhack zone and we're
fucking hacked on right now so we just gotta lock in. Keep moving here.
Been inside bowls from the hacks multiple times here.
I'm telling you, if New Zealand was aware that this game was a thing, that would be
a lot more interested than what they are. I just heard an article today that New
New Zealand is the highest point of a landmass that is all underwater now called Zealandia.
It was pretty interesting.
Just the fun fact of the day to help chat increase brain flow.
Yep.
I always tell people that and they never believe me and then I show it on the map and they're
like, what?
We're big dick.
We're our own fucking continent, motherfuckers.
You understand me?
We got a bunch of land down there.
Claimed. We've claimed it.
It's been claimed.
Little boy that don't believe in the math sometimes, there's an entire rampage.
Dubbed devoted to maps that don't have any ceiling on it.
That is true.
This is a little bit depressing.
O2 is trash, bad, awful, dogshit, garbage, rubbish, terrible, dreadful, horrific, pathetic,
useless, abysmal, atrocious, worthless, broken, and total slop.
Can't wait to see you play more.
Right at the calm I master that New Zealand
Sharks business humans
Was James Cook drunk
What's this about what's what's that about what's going on there? What's
What's what's
My god, yeah, there be Australia cuz we can't you know, we just did where are we we ain't there bro. We ain't there. I mean basically
PV fish be like
God damn what I did with the fish be like Matt bro, what the hell?
Well, despite being in Facebook, it's on terrible maps in New Zealand.
Uh, yep, yep.
This is toxic to be honest, I don't appreciate this.
Speaking as a proud Kiwi, I'm a Kiwi pageant nowadays.
some bullshit. Then it fixed their fucking maps bro, straight up. I need to disable
the ability for me to hear the noise when someone whispers to me. Skill gain 10% of
mana as extra life cost. Dude that looks like the ultimate cockering. That artwork dude,
that rendered on my god
look at that thing
as crazy
is not as much as he'd be in a propaganda so they don't have more people
moving near their bunkers trot
that's actually a good thing wait we're not on
hold on we're like hitting on the maps
then they won't remember to nuke us
whenever the nukes come
think about it as a gc that's a chip road that's everyone today in new zealand
local breaking news
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fixed full list available on our news site
kiwi streamer quinn sixty nine will die to arbiter today
goodnight everyone
What I'm saying is this they do news articles on like random shit that happens in random towns for like one guy
I'm talking just like
Guy owns a pub had a guy
Stealing cars out of his car park right like that's a good thing that's on news
whatever, some random bolt, some random, and they have like, small business top top, and
it's like, I'm talking, they just sell mattresses or something, but this is like a newsworthy
story.
Okay, how the fuck is a game that is like, pretty fucking popular, right?
Like, we're talking steam shots, uh, now.
Hopegank by current players, right, like, this is like a top 20 game, probably, maybe not
top 20, maybe like top 30 game, maybe like top 30 game in the world, I don't know, it's
some, it's some amount, it's like, it's pretty fucking popular.
Not hugely popular, but pretty popular, it's niche, it's Lispyos, Lispyos, most games
done on Steam, this like games in China they have like players that would dwarf, I mean,
Top 100, let's go top 100. Regardless, it's not just some guy who owns a fucking pub.
Like, this is a company that's made something that's played by hundreds of thousands of people all around the world.
Millions of people actually, millions of people.
Spoiler alert! The whole New Zealand has only 5 million people in it!
And then you guys are making a game where millions and millions of people log into it.
That seems like pretty big news! I've never seen one article talk about it.
like how is this not like where did you and john rogers johnson rogers on this game that
you should consider yourself lucky in n a all they can seem to talk about is what the
fuck is going on in other parts of the world and how we should be helping them i wish i
could read the news and hear about some local dude who saved a kitten okay to be honest but
Okay, do you want to know what New Zealand uses, bro?
Uh, okay guys, welcome to this year's Bulbark Games Fest.
Tonight, we will see exclusive world premieres from the most established game makers.
Now, our first premiere, why?
World Premiere!
That's right!
Pussy in my ass.
Kogtamer is coming to Xbox Series X and S and PS5 this fall for the small price of 500 New Zealand dollars or 5 USD
I think I don't even hear what I'm missing. Wait, wait, wait. What?
Yeah
Good stuff, good stuff
Okay, I'm on stuff.com. Yeah, but was it on you one of the main has to be on one news, bro
Otherwise it doesn't exist. You get like a puff piece on
You get a random article written about you like in some random thing
Wait what?
2025 concerns that real Mario and Tommy were copied into a video game
I had prompted the Oakland Maze Company by the XL2 to remove imagery after reports of
race with the company ends it on air.
What?
And leading New Zealand game is companies removing more recoveries from one of the scans
after it was accused of cultural appropriation.
What?
prove. I included side by side comparisons. It was immediately a serial in game countings
that are taken directly from real Tonga.
Wait, that is like one to one, right?
Am I crazy?
That is basically identical, right?
Like, wait, what?
The penis goes to the right.
He's got two fingers going to his mouth.
Oh wait, I know he has three fingers here.
Funny fact, more people live in London
than the whole of New Zealand.
It depends.
It depends. Did they just go out with a phone app and 3D scan that shit and then just put
it into the game? Because then you're basically still in the carving, like an artist's work.
Like if they went up and got Brox's work and just scanned it, right? Just scanned the shit
and just uploaded it to the game. I mean I'm sure Brox would be like, hell yeah bro do
it. He would probably wouldn't give a fuck. But they are like he cut that. He made, he
you know, it'd be the same as like an artist makes a really cool piece of art, right? And
then you just go take a photo of it and put it in your game.
But I think most Kiwis think this is badass, right? Am I crazy?
When it happens, meaning is stripped away, the fuckapokka is removed.
This is a culture, a racial accusation. What the fuck are you talking about?
And then it's sort of led to appropriation that's concerned in the
non-air, it's grinding against its benefited, it's just gained a bit.
which offers a 20% refund and approved to dismiss this illegal business.
Okay, what is this?
They have formed us there, we're taking it seriously and responding to it.
Sedge, okay.
We're under a degrading game center responding to multiple requests for comment.
He said in the post Tonga used in the game included images publicly available from the British Museum online collections
Pat is consistent enough to suggest it's not identical reference, but a
repeat extraction
Wait what I'm gonna is surely
If I'm, I'm thinking of I'm moldy, right, but I'm not.
But like, I've got this culture, right?
Like, you got all this artwork, you got all this cool shit.
How would you not want that in a fucking video game?
Right, I would be like, that's sick.
What?
I'd be that fucking badass.
Am I, am I crazy?
like dude my culture is getting put into a video game that's like popular and
people like it and I think they do get turned into demons and you have to kill
them
they're in p1 they were like what were they were like some sort of mud golems
but that whereas now they're actually humans that got corrupted by an artifact
but they are speaking the moldy language in the game so clearly people don't care
like that much like you mother doesn't say he oh wait he which is it's there
just speaking moldy right and they have they have they got like a couple
hacker group together to make some of the music which is moldy music so I mean I
Guess it's just that they could get offended that they're directly. I mean that is basically stealing artwork
It's a bit that's a bit sauce
But you can sense the heavily inspired I guess because it's a little bit different right? He's on a different tone
He's on a different tone and Paul's any
Mmm
There are many instances when my work has been plagiarized copied mimicked and appropriated
But can you, oh, if you make a sculpture, right, if you make a sculpture, I'm just confused.
If you make a sculpture and you put it out in the public, and then someone comes up with
their iPhone, does a 3D scan of that sculpture and puts it into the video game, are they
stealing?
Or is that just like, that's a 3D object that exists in the environment and I can scan it.
Can you- oh, I gotta know how that works.
I suppose it'd be like, what?
You've got a public art display, there's an artwork, and someone gets that artwork.
Like someone then just copies it, like traces it.
Not like photographs it, like they trace it one to one, they trace it, they trace it,
they trace it.
And then with that tracing, they then put it on a shirt and sell that shirt.
like an element of that shit is some trace artwork.
I don't know everything, wait wait, what if you just go and, what if you go to a, what if you go to a Marae though,
and you see a bunch of cool carvings and shit, and you get inspired by that art style, and then you make something.
Right, like I don't know what the...
Yeah, there's a, there's a, there's a full on grey area, right?
I think if it's one-to-one copied it's like the pattern, the amount of like fucking prongs
on the fingers, like all the- if it was one-to-one exactly the same.
But then like what if all the tickets have that?
Maybe they all use the same hands.
What if they all use the same mouth?
I don't even know.
Is that like a standard midder?
would see who is to see live IP work like ownership rights I'm like ancient
artwork wait I can trace Mona Lisa and sell it there right you can't stop me
from doing that
no i can't do that
sh- what?
liko did it
when she did it, i don't even know who the fuck owns that
yes i'm thinking like if some ancient culture like some old as fuck
stuff from like you know three hundred years ago i mean no one's got an ip
rights on that shit anymore
and you're just mimicking that style
you want to put that culture into the game and you want to be authentic within
micromania
and
you can tell it is going to be nice
uh... it's usually going in a little while block
This, there is an old adage that imitation is a serious form of lettering, in this instance, that's a bit of a street, since my work appropriated as fodder for a virtual reality, potentially gathering big dillas as different animals.
Wait!
Bro, Act 4 is fucking Zinnima though, dude!
Hmm.
How they make some more emotes in the language of music create an inventive tribe he wrote it looks moldy, but it's not moldy that
Yes, it's
Wait good this isn't it's the same is that they make a culture they make a fake group of people that are just like
representing like the Greeks but then it's modified and then if with a twist
and they added some mythology right is this not a fucking thing like you you
get a group of people and you just modify it right am I am I crazy like of
course you can do that but wait did we get mad about Far Cry I think Far Cry
you had a bunch of moldy stuff in it I feel like people thought that was cool
They didn't get mad about it
I'm pretty sure people thought like that's so badass like New Zealand's in this game that is
Popular and people like it
This must just be one autistic third, right?
Gotta be broke. God because we got fire as we got armor with two charms lots
He let Matt 541.
You know, for the car away stuff, we're doing some recordings of local instruments and yeah, we try.
We recorded a whole carpet group.
We did, which we haven't showed footage of, but we could do that now.
We could do that a little bit.
Yeah.
You know, we had them in a hall and everyone was just going for it.
This is how they did the act for Sam Brick.
Doing all sorts of things for Charlie the insistence that we carry out into other carousel stuff.
So we're trying to do more of that.
You can't copyright a language or a culture.
Change my mind.
And if people want to take inspiration from that culture and put it in their fucking video game,
What it like fuck you you can't own that but I do think one-to-one straight up copying exactly
Like complete scan right like fucking scan, I mean I'm talking like a scan of the thing
Right, that's probably then you're you're in a gray area where it's like yeah, maybe that is IP theft
Fuck you. That's my favorite regal, bro. What are that mana like you still lancing me good, right?
And the land center job and still shit
Play the game out I play your mom's titties bro. What do you think about that bitch, huh?
But I play mom's titty funny fact more people live in London than the whole of New Zealand
That's her oh my god who the hell cares
Imagine this is why turtle is delayed to remake art assets, Pepe La.
Fuck bro!
Move!
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute.
Okay, guys.
Log in.
Um, Kildera.
Okay, guys.
Guys, we getting close.
We getting close to this ritual thing.
Wait, what's more going to kill me?
The arbiter or the boondoke?
Which one's more likely to get me, boys?
Air Condenser ritual, both.
The bow deck.
The bow deck.
Okay, I'm gonna do the after first, I think.
Into the chamber.
Hi, I'm M3. Huh?
being overconfident as usual
what
what what
what's
wanting this will permanently destroy your character
What the fuck?
Wait, is he becoming the arbiter now?
It's kinda now the arbiter.
Wait, this is a spoiler, bro.
This is such a turbo. Why are we doing this?
He better die in this video and say no way, dude. That's what I got.
are you freaking kidding me dude are you freaking kidding me so is that man what
is this
and in other news tonight local company grinding gear games revealed a new
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His female warlord god has more breasts than the somewhat normal set of two breasts.
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Deck.
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Back to you, Jim!
Titties, bro.
Astries, tooties.
Go dude.
Okay, we just can't spoil it otherwise we're gonna ban this guy as well, ban this guy as well, we'll ban this guy.
I'm behind the first Albire, yeah.
The next Albire.
Do you think we would see some Aztec activists writing about Val if they were still around?
American Aztec people starting movements to save Doryani from being depicted as culturally appropriated blood-sacrificing mass murderer.
I could see that and not sure if I should laugh or cry.
So you got to pass my brother and he killed it, but is he dead or not?
Is he dead or not?
Is he dead or not?
Don't ban that guy.
It's lankin' spoilers, dude.
Lankin' poopoo fight.
Get the hell out of here, bro.
Poopoo fight.
Uh, wait, do you think some Aztec activist
were writing about the viola they were
selling around? American Aztec people?
Yeah, I don't know, dude.
Oh, dude, the amount of movies and stuff,
like, that's the thing, you can't...
The amount of stuff that you...
Did it mean the spy bar, like, break mythology and,
you know, did the Romans...
Oh, the fucking dude just
Richest people
Scottish motherfuckers. I mean, what are you gonna do I?
Feel like the oh my ton of I
Feel like P. O. A. if then a great job
Incuporating like multi-cross to end of the game and I had that like act for his fucking sick and then Nakahama
Looking badass
I mean that there's a giga-chat I mean he does betray his people and then get him run killed or whatever
that he that undo it he resurrects him so good he just he does this fucking
murder that dude which is sick
oh fakers on my side he wouldn't want to put the trader guy it's so sick I think
Anyone actually played through this shit would think it's badass
And I would and I wouldn't think it's like some cheap like I
Get it if they were using
The culture and it was like just dog shit game and soulless husk trash
Never just random cannon from all of us. You just kill and like whatever that was
There was no actual story behind it. There was no soul behind it
It was just like I would get I would get maybe being outraged
I just don't get with such a quality game
And I think I do it justice
Like that Tota soundtrack they made with the Kapao group is like some of the best art that's
been made with multi-culture in my opinion.
So good.
The Tota soundtrack.
That soundtrack.
You know the Tota main theme song?
You know what I'm talking about?
Snake people should be deleted dude, holy fuck.
How are the snake people still in the game?
They just don't move properly in their eye frame.
Go!
He's eye framing!
He's gonna summon it!
Okay, go stop.
Oh my god, bro.
I swear to god.
Why does it eye frame, bro?
And then he died in the fucking smoke!
That muptap? That has to be a bug, right?
There's no- I'm thinking that they're gonna say,
hey, fixed a bug with this one snake muptap,
was having huge, like, one and a half seconds of iframes
every time it did this attack that does every two seconds.
Whatever dude, my build cannot kill them outside of smoke, because they do so lucky.
Uh, keep more damage to throw for your build?
and you can't if you can do damage you can kill them
so that's it that's an excuse
if you can play mobs you can kill them
someone just been requesting piano songs for the last 500 years but what's going on
this is not
shuffling is it
This is not shuffling.
So we get points.
No, I'm trying to put it under a playlist that's like randomized.
They went points.
No one lost those points.
No one lost those points, dude.
They didn't lose points if I used the command to make some lose points.
On top of that, that would just play the song quest.
Booby clear.
Once again.
This fruit is amazing, by the way if you've never had this fruit before you need to eat
it.
Here's how.
Okay.
Okay? Yeah?
It's what it looks like inside.
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And it's going to peak out as P-I-Q UA.
They're super-not.
They're the best program.
If you've never had one,
legit, if you've never had one, order one online right now.
If you can.
I don't know if they're New Zealand only or what.
But they shit on any pier.
They shit on any apple.
I've had Nashi peers. I've had standing peers. I've had all sorts of peers. Alright, we had like five patriots
This mobs any pair you've ever if you like pears at all and if you like apples
It's like an apple mix of the pear and it's so good, bro
I would say that you're you're something wrong you know
it's that good I would describe eating lunch
I would I would rate those at the same tier as like
Like those are
It's like a beer bro, it's like if you were drinking a cold beer in a hot day
It's just so juicy. It's so juicy, but they're not sickly sweet, but they're not acidic,
and not got that citrus shit. It's just, it's like a, it's like a, it's like a super nice
juicy. That's the best way to describe it.
Nothing funny to say this time, just want to skip the Don Shit song.
if I'm doing an ad right now well yeah maybe I am I'm not this is not a
sponsored thing for that fruit and what I'm saying is this is the not and in like
the 35 years I've been alive I've had a lot of fruit and I'm telling you that is
one of the top 10 fruit of all time that I've ever had and I only had it when I
was in my 30s for the first time and so it's like I didn't even know I was
missing out until I had it and I was like holy shit man I've gone my whole
life without even these fucking super nice fruits like I'm looking this is
this is a as good as a really nice Apple or like a super tight man to rune
Except different that's how good it is
It's a radish bro, wait what?
Yeah, it's called a PIQA. It's no use
Apparently it's a premium naturally bred hybrid of European, Japanese and Chinese peers.
Uh, yeah.
Crispy, that's the juicy, exceptionally juicy.
It's like if you were eating an item in a game and you know how you get different stats from it,
like in Sardotica, somethings give you a little bit of fluid, and other things give you more food.
You would eat this and it would be like 50 food, but then it would be 50 hydration as well.
It might even be 65 hydration.
It'd probably be more hydration than it would be food.
You know, I'm trying to describe to you guys how, like, you know what I'm saying?
You know, you know watermelon, if you're eating watermelon, a watermelon would be like 30%
food, 70% hydration or something.
Well, this is not quite watermelon juiciness, but very close, but then it's not missing.
It's everything sugar, whatever it is, it's fucking amazing.
Whatever the fuck, whatever GMO bullshit they used to make that thing.
Can you eat it like Danny Thor eats the tomatoes in LOTR?
Trying to get a Thor hit the guy helps out
Frodo at one time
How does he eat tomato? I don't even know how he eats tomato
I don't even, I'm trying to remember who Dyn Thor is bro
the world's still whoa what is that oh my god advertising for a copyrighted fruit
now that's fucking unethical dude this is like something your mom would like to
use what is that the ironhead spear
Oh, that's the guy who like sacrifices his own son or something, right?
And it, like while he's in his house just eating his food and shit.
Yeah.
It's the ZZRam weapon bro, that's what it is.
The ZZRam weapon bro, oh my god, it's the 23 cm, I did it, it's called the 23 cm, 23
cm is a pure destruction.
10 dicks by the way
That's some good shit
He was popping off there. He was popping off
Kenny's predicted all attacks. Knockback Emmy's on it. Strike skills deal splash damage.
1.3 out of EPS. Wait, that could be good for, um, for warns, maybe.
There she was, so you don't have any gain or anything on it.
Knockback sounds kinda aides, actually.
What does the upgrade look like?
100 to 137, it's still 1.39 APS, yeah it's got reduced sex feed on it, that's lame.
Skip.
What the fuck is that?
You're going to grade it twice.
Wait, I don't know, I'm grade twice, this thing is confusing to me.
How do you know when someone can grade twice?
Because I look at so many things and I write them off because I go, ah, it's still shitty,
you're going to grade it.
You know, I write them off real fast.
But how do you know?
Ah, no, not this boss fight.
I want to see if my least favorite peer-to-peer bus fly dude.
He's killing me real fast.
Okay dude, how did that not...
How did that not work?
Am I gonna die? Is that anything or what?
is aiming like what?
Shield them!
You're not shielding!
Fuck that boss fight!
Ain't got that, it's the on-flood armor dude.
Oh, it just says on-flood on it.
20% skill speed, 10% movement speed.
interesting that's not that good in p2 right is it like hella onslaught scaling in this
in the p2 is it like oh yeah onslaught i've hit the creep by 100% nose on the tree and
shit or what i don't see why that fuck you whatever you onslaught look i mean getting
it as a component stat where you just get onslaught and kill whatever fair enough okay
But, like, that just seems like, if I start at home with a 20% skill speed, 10% of the
speed, I'm gonna be like, okay, it's not terrible, but...
Log in, Cogling gay, log out, see ya boys.
I need to assist my sexual orientation bro.
What's going on there?
Awww, ritual.
Shiiiits.
I'm in the ritual zone.
Wait, to get the ritual point I'm guessing you have to do all three rituals, right?
So the guys are obsessed with this cox.
I didn't actually bring up this cox, Chad did.
Everything you claim to me to be obsessed with, it's chat bringing it up.
Like the force and stuff, the z-stuff, it's just chat bringing it up.
It's chat that's obsessed.
When I saw that, I was thinking of fisting.
I was thinking, whenever I saw that fisting weapon, I was thinking gachy face.
I didn't even consider CZRam for one micro second, but I'm thinking of CZRam, I'm thinking
I'm not about 23CM bro.
I'm looking at that shit, it's definitely not 23CM.
Nope.
You mentioned this because he...
Oh, you mentioned this because of...
Oh, she mentioned this because of...
The fact that he uses it in his monkey build, but actually, wait.
What you're telling me is that you was so maybe I am low key obsessed with this is it
Because I thought you're talking about his penis, but you were she just talking about his monkey build
Interesting. Yeah, you're right. It's easier in 23 you see him.
Mr. Renfreemind. Come on, I guess. It is what it is, guys.
When you say low key, it's Queen of Spock. Low key, bro. Low key. High key, low key, bro.
I'm pretty sure when I say hello kids, I'm being a bit ironic still. I think I'm saying
it kinda ironically, so rest assured. It's not cringe.
If he is 23CM, I am Santa Claus.
Well, you know what?
You know, I've watched some shows on YouTube
where they did like, penis size.
And you know what?
People with the, you'd kind of like,
you'd expect some of the big dick
to be like this huge mass of jack-o-gashly.
Do you know what?
Every time I've ever, like,
there's been a show about dick size.
The people with the man, like, the biggest dick,
it always looks like some random gay dude.
And they're never like super masculine or anything
That's always just like innocent did you would not think it's like the guy with the big dick
I'm using on dick size. I'm using a lot of over the years. It's a easy thing is
I think I watched one on the human body, right?
There's a show all about the human body, some Doctor Guy with a black hair, and he made
a bunch of stuff.
He did one on dicks.
And then I've watched one recently, where it was like one of them standard, but like
Jubilee videos, except it was all about dicks.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yo! Zers ran!
Pull that fucking plonker out!
Let me see it
at Exile Con!
What do you mean? I'm obsessed with Zers.
I'm obsessed with Zers.
I'm obsessed with Zers.
never happened why did he buy the bigger ones cuz I can't afford it bro cuz I
haven't got any fucking stuff I wish I could buy it but I can't afford it oh
shit I must destroy my onslaught thingy there that would have been cut range
Wait, I'm not getting any ritual points for doing these rituals.
What the fuck?
The legacy of Briar Patch.
Uh, 15, wait, 15 for one's critical hit chance.
the way the fuck
I'm gonna change my sound up but
KTT be a bro and pop a dickie
for me I'm obsessed Z's poped a dickie
for me at exile convoys
Wow! Wait.
Wait, what happens by the way, Jack?
If you try put on... can you aware a unique...
input that unique's effect inside that unique?
You can. I mean, not that you would need that much to unscrupulous. You had it on.
15 to the ones correct chance. I mean there's a lot of correct to scale off, but then again
you need like credit that specifically sells that.
What about this fifth ones bill?
50 to 100 added physical thorns per runic plate, runic tempering, channel to imbue your
armor with a runic plate. When you're hit, you hit, uh, wait, when you're hit, while you
have these plates, some of the damage we've taken will be re-handed, and the skill will
cause backlash, so then you'll throw damage to an area around your attacker.
A runic plate is lost for every five backlashes, maximum four runic plates. So there's 400
the ones and you proc some shit then you have to use a complete shit tier base type and a
proc it you have to get hit I don't think it's good I don't think it's I mean it's
it'd be interesting be a little bit of a meme but yeah can I I saw this I saw this you can
upgrade the base ah you can upgrade the base here we go dude here we go much
dreamer you can be upgraded bro yeah but is it gonna give it base create an
attack speed bro that's the question because that's what you need to make it
not dog shit.
Actually wait, you don't need base crate,
you need attack speed and gain.
Like the ones weapons, the best ones weapons
are attack speed with like gain elements,
cause you can gain, thorns can gain, right?
So gain is really a more multiple out of thorns damage.
So you want a weapon that's super quick
and with a ton of gain.
So if you're using a weapon that's kinda slow,
well then you can't really proc your thorns.
again i mean about how much it goes again
was it great
well how do i see that right
i'm not obsessed with zz's ran i am from new zealand chat
new zealand
ZZZ these is the
ran
fuck
anyway chat
fuck
twenty three centimeters
says he ran please pop a cocky
public hockey please
that was the team base credit with the sexy modified it
it's what is actually modified to make a bible
i think that it's not that you can apparently this one just completely
changes the base dot
to this have way more tax paid which would fix it
so you have you could start assuming you can do that is no downside i don't
understand what i'm looking at here
So what does that do? Does that just change the attack rate to 1.75?
I don't understand what that means. It has three suckers as well.
If I had one of these weapons, I would definitely fuck with it.
I would definitely investigate.
I'd investigate what you can craft it into and how the fuck that actually works.
I feel like it's easy right now tongue taco is why are you constantly letting ever know
that like dude you need to go to alcohol alcoholics anonymous okay bro stop using this chat is
like you're a fucking alcoholic posting zone dude where you talk about alcohol constantly.
You need help brother.
Ah shit.
Corrupting it to change it?
Doesn't work?
Can I reel it?
do not use that wriggle, do not use that wriggle
I mean I'm just gonna use it bro and just hope it doesn't kill me
surely this isn't gonna be bad right?
adds one additional mod
every time I go onto the map I just have to pray to Jesus that it doesn't add something that's like
penetration or some other bullshit
wait why have I got no sound?
bro what is the key button to change output devices?
What is the key button?
I changed my sound output device and does anyone know?
I pressed some stupid key combo when I'm playing PvT.
Oh come on man.
I have no sound in my fucking game now bro.
We back?
We're back.
We're back.
We're back.
Jesus.
It's good enough to do the macro. It's good everything to do the pewee. I'm pressing shift alt
Control shift. I'm pressing all these basically because I have health potion on shift and because I use caps lock
I'm just activating weird key combinations that are like all these secret hidden Windows combos to like change the upper devices to
Change my language settings on my keyboard all this weird shit
And it keeps cooking me bro
Yeah, I'm using my potions on shift and my mana potions on caps lock. What do you think
about that?
What's wrong with that?
Yesterday I'm already around in genius.
Well yeah, do you see how I changed it?
I just don't know the key.
I mean, do you know the keybind to change Windows output sounds off the heart?
I know it's something to do with shift and some other bullshit like shift space
Pretty sure you already have windows power tools you can block most of the native windows macros with power tools
I did have that minute was causing issues so I tend to off I believe I
Use I use that shit, but that was causing some crash with some games that I get rid of it
Not about the hennikore exploit and why the exploit and why the price is dropping.
I don't know what a hennikore is bro.
Oh you took my eye, you took my the thing that lets you see the craft.
The plant.
Hennikore's log.
Yeah I have no idea what the exploit is and I have no idea why the price is dropping.
i would suggest if there is some sort of duplication tech
that is abuserable i wouldn't get it
because if you can duplicate a very high value item like that
uh... chances are
gg will ban you for that
that wouldn't sound like that would be like a full on economic exploit
now if this is a very efficient method of getting them and people just get in
quickly well that'd be fine
but if there's some way if you're abusing some glitch to like duplicate them
and stuff that'd be a
I don't know what I'm looking at right now, I don't know what I'm looking at right now.
At least I'm multi-glazing.
Wait guys, who, okay, one in the chat if you think the bow deck is gonna kill me, two in
the chat if you think the new Arbiter is going to kill me.
One and two.
I don't know either.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm just trying to think.
I want to do the easier one first.
I want to do the easier one.
I don't want to do the hardest.
Like what?
You know what I'm saying?
Right?
Cause if I do the harder one first, well then A, if I die, well I could have maybe succeeded
the other one, then I could have killed one additional loss in this character, but I didn't.
And then B, it also makes when I kill the second of A succeed, but that means I'm definitely
going to succeed on the next one, which makes it this high.
So I want to do it in the correct difficulty order.
Bodega's 10 times harder here again.
You think Bodeca's out of?
Who else agrees with that?
Yeah!
Very nice!
Okay, boy, yep.
HUH?!
I'm gonna have lied, that's the expensive one!
How much of these worth?
How much of these worth, by the way?
Oh, only 5 devs.
I thought there were more.
Oh, so they're actually quite common then.
So getting 2 or 3 in 1 day is actually pretty, like, not even that impressive.
Oh, only 5 devs.
Well, only 5 devs.
That's not that...
If you think about it, 5 devs isn't really that much.
It really isn't.
I'm playing the game super, it's definitely super slowly, just like really like 20 minute
maps or whatever.
And I have a bunch of dips.
So realistically you're playing like a powerful build, you're doing things fast, 5-dip is kind
of a bit of a meme.
From the grand scheme right?
Which is what I'm talking about from the grand scheme yeah.
Okay, pull him out of the void.
Why, he was still in! I don't understand!
Okay, so wait.
Somehow, they counter still being in, but I kill them when I'm out.
That makes literally no sense. Two plague, Quinn.
I'm gonna die. Three days four hours.
Full one character, baby.
Chat, what's your play? What's your play?
What's your play?
Actually, I employed it. Well, my job is to play for you. Two days ten hours.
3 days 22 hours, 5 days from gloop, 2 days 5 hours, 4 days 9 hours, 5 days 2 hours, 3
days 8 hours, 1 day 12 hours, 3 days 9 hours, 20 hours 40 minutes.
Um, anyone who's over three days four hours, um, you're a total freak, okay, you're a total
freak.
Anyone under that number?
Exactly.
You're a totally normal guy.
So whatever I'm at, that's normal.
Anything under that, you're good.
Anything above that?
Nah, bro, it's too much.
You know what I'm saying?
Just whatever I'm at, dude.
more yep that changes no question
how to be honest I could easily see people you know I'm softball like logging
out they probably had a lot of you guys play time it's inflated right to do this
electric character log dead
what is now now some me yeah I feel like so I think a lot of us play time is
probably actually inflated pretty massively they can't see a lot of you
You guys playing like 4 days and shit, that's insane.
Command you for living, guy?
For Monk?
Another in-game?
I don't have any guides for what I'm doing, bro.
And on top of that, this is not the ultimate way to play the game, so you should, you know...
The ultimate way to play the game is to play your own character.
Play your own build, bro.
You think you want a guy that you don't bro trust an anonymous user gifted a tier one
sub to floppy famous
So she is fucking me up right now
Yo I didn't check what an extra mod she has
Am I about to die this thing or what oh my god she's just destroying me
Holy fuck!
There's too many mods on this map bro!
What is this?
She has high base damage?
Yeah, I don't know what's going on there.
I can't see anything crazy.
I'm saying holy fuck, this is a ton of mods.
We got double rare's life, I guess it's worth keeping.
Yeah, I'm gonna fucking die during these maps, dude, straight up.
I don't know how these got here, but...
I don't know what the fuck this task, but this task is retarded actually, it makes no sense, just check it out now.
pretty good okay wait I'm what I didn't even complete the map dude no
complete all virtual altars which I've done one of you must head back
I must admit man doing rituals without the rituals back is just being complete
pain champ I've I actually haven't been able to get virtual rewards at all like I
Okay, okay, okay, can you get like one complete Dolce & Omen?
Um, but I, I don't know, I just have found that ritual with no investment is just like, just, I just actively wasting your time.
Which is why I've been prioritizing coming in to get these points finally, I believe.
I'm hoping it's not going to take too long to get my points.
What's what's the time frame and getting all your points for doing a ritual check?
Is it like a thing where you just kill the bowdack one time and you just get all your points or is it like?
You need to do 32 maps or something with ritual in it
Two hours tops I've been doing it for three hours and I haven't gotten it the fucking thing bro. What do you mean two hours tops?
I've got zero points that we don't well I've done today is try get ritual points
What?
Two hours two months to be honest I didn't fuck up I actually uh whenever I was to go for my map
I didn't realize that I could jump over the fence here, so I went all the way
Like all the way across here and down here, and I could have just gone
boop
I didn't realize you'd get over the walls
I thought the walls were like actual walls, you know, and they stop you from going over them, but apparently you can go over the walls
You did the same thing. Yeah
I mean the fuck is the point of those walls, bro if you can just go over them that doesn't make any sense
Well now I know for next time
But like goddamn
Fucking at the path through to delay I mean I got the I guess I part of the delirium zone as well at the same time
So it's not all bad
You'll forget by next time true, it's possible that I would forget
Depends if I end up playing the PE2 mini leagues in between the main league or not I
Think what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play it by air right if the PE2 leagues for the 1.0 like they look significant enough
I'll fuck with it, but it was
It's like, hey guys, we're doing an economy reset. There's like two changes
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. This is fucked up
Now this is not cool. We're that tank. They're killing me
No
There's this button, there's extra mod! I don't know what the extra mod is, I've added it but it's fucked!
Some have added an extra mod and it's like hidden? I don't know, it's a hidden mod?
Well, what is going on with these mobs? They're just fucked!
Something is fucked in this map and it makes no fucking sense. I put in a thing that said, yo, extra mod and then they're just killing me.
I'm never taking this much damage, ever!
Now this is fucked!
I got moved!
Fuck that bro
Fuck that give me the hell out of here, bro
No, don't stop within the song bro
It's six risks seven the boss almost killed me and then that thing almost killed me
So I've almost died like this map is almost gonna be twice. That's like
That basically never happens
So, uh, well, I mean it happens multiple times a day, but, is it the same map, bro?
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Hang on, you guys, hang on, we got this.
I just want to just keep skipping every one songs until eventually we get to like something
that's not those shit guys.
And maybe.
He's just eating him, he's got a job bro, he's got a job.
He was here? Uh, let's start a league, bro.
He's all around the place.
Um, I never get the support gems in PUE.
It's a live filter.
Well, just bad rate. Oh, I had the same issue.
So no, in PUE 2, they want you to, like, get excited for when your support gem drops.
I think by the time you get full support gems you'll be about level 80 to 85.
So so don't don't expect to have your support
Don't just think it's like a given that you're gonna have your sport in because you're not you're gonna be basic the level 80 85 for you to support him
And when I say that I mean fully upgraded level five support him, so I mean like
You could have like some you could have maybe all these bottoms like level 70 if you you're talking like the shit ones
Like not upgraded but like for four level five you need to be 80 plus for sure
Well, that's my experience, right?
That's my experience.
So Gigi want you to get excited up in your support gem drops.
They don't want you to just always have a support gem.
They want you to be constantly feigning for one.
I got him a 65.
Wow, you got lucky, I think.
I slid the support gem at every single little vessel thing, and it was okay, and do you know what?
I was busying about it at the time, and then I realized like halfway through, I was like,
why am I busying about this? It's kind of cool actually, like whenever I get a support gem it's super exciting,
and I get to decide what it goes into and stuff.
It was weird though, because I had sockets of everything, but I did not have the four gems to sustain the sockets.
So I was actually limited by support gems, which is kind of interesting.
Create some interesting decisions.
Has it been 30 minutes about this?
Do you mean this map or what do you mean?
Then you skip campaign.
You cannot skip campaign.
I don't understand what you're saying with that.
It's not a thing you can do.
It won't ever be a thing you can do.
If GGG allows the plays to skip campaign, I will eat my own ass on live stream.
I will do an ass eating live stream.
Straight up.
Shit is not happening, boys.
You already...
Yeah, I already have a dick eating.
I know I, well, well, I'm saving them up for a big, big sephathon event or something, bro.
He wants to clean.
Alright.
He didn't get the mugs, right? There's no mugs in here.
I don't know what to do with these cool Mac invitations, but I got a lot of them, bro.
I got a fuck.
I'm the cool Mac invitation card, bro.
Fucking beast mode, dude.
Fritz, you need to go to the Kalef Pass, south-west of the stronghold.
Each map gives one point, and boss gives six.
That's what I'm currently doing, right?
I think I think I'm about to get my first ritual point
Haven't got one yet, but I feel like this map here is the one that's gonna give me a point
I've been trying to get to this. I've been we spent four hours today trying to get ritual points, and I've got zero so
That's where we're at right now currently
Okay, I need to find the third ritual
That was a good full-wild spot to go in, really.
What the fuck is this?
Maybe I should stop putting the fucking tablets in my maps.
It's been so many, it's so much my map is doing in the past.
Bro I do not know where this fucking ritual is, what?
Ah what the fuck, there's nine months remaining bro!
And I cannot find it
me
Wait, is it there that I run past it? No fucking way bro
Oh my god that felt bad dude, that felt past dude, this feels like it felt past.
No I didn't enjoy it bro, I didn't enjoy it.
YES!
Let's freaking go gamers! We have one out of thirty four!
Woo!
With the...with the...with the kids saga.
I'm gonna kill the bo-deck, bro. You know what, fuck this, let's kill the main guy, dude.
Shit, we spent four hours to get one point.
It's the summer games, it's a 1 out of 35 minutes and I nearly killed one of the main bosses
before then.
I'm going to go for the Amidit right now.
Let's just rock on the Amidit.
Well, yeah, I did fuck up.
I did make a mistake.
It is what it is.
I don't plan on changing Karrotty anytime soon and I plan on dying anytime soon, I plan
on winning. My plan we currently chat is to kill all bosses and ACS to set and do my
fully complete my Atlas. That's my goal. Now I do want to modify my current
character though. I want to use a new weapon. I'm just trying to get something
interesting. Trying to get an interesting unique weapon or interesting. I'm trying to
find an interesting item that I can build around you know some not quite
satisfied with just tempest flowering mobs like the ability itself I don't
really like what I've text at all I kind of just hate what it's just overpower
it's a GGS. You know? I'd much rather be playing Maces. Unfortunately, I'll clear maps even
slower, like significantly slower than the one I'm clearing them now if I do it in Maces.
So it's like, okay, do I want to be like even slower than I currently am? Yikes. What
this oh it's a bad it's a brotherhood ring come out called the lining
this cackling companions increase damage per million hyenas bro I do it to some
a cackle of high enough companions the cackle is treated as a single companion
for effects account or limit companions regardless of never he is in the cackle
high enough whoop when they first appear hindering nearby enemies and every chance
the main enemies they hit. That sounds kind of cool. Oh wait they whoop they fucking whoop.
Chad I do have something saying minion yeah I'm just saying. That's a minion tag right?
Oh, it doesn't add the min- Wait, plus the minion gems?
Wait, what?
A manager type of a reviving minion.
Oh, so I do have a minion.
I'd say plus the minion gems does upgrade this, right?
Because otherwise, what the fuck would, um,
Kriparian, for example, who's using Monkey,
get plus minion gems if it didn't affect the companion?
That wouldn't make any sense.
But yeah, it does say companions, if you click on companions, companions are a type of reviving
minion.
It's interesting that it hasn't gotten minion tag, but it doesn't.
Why doesn't it have the minion tag?
It's a type of reviving minion.
That's not a minion.
It does?
Huh?
Companion position physical.
OOOOOOOH MENION MENION!
Okay wait what?
Why is it here?
Why is it there bro?
The fuck?
Why is it there?
Wait what the hell?
Are you telling me the way skill is like melee and I didn't even realize it?
because I didn't read that top line, bro.
And what are these bells in a melee tag?
Attack.
Attack.
Wait, so that's like a major tag,
and then there's minor tags.
What does that even mean?
Because we got like a major tag and a minor tag, maybe?
Wait, there's no way Shockwave is actually a fucking melee.
Attack damage.
There's something in melee tag, you can use hippie swing and stuff on it, but you can't.
This isn't an attack that's not melee, but it's not like a projectile, it's an attack
that's not melee and not ranged, I don't know what the fuck it is.
Yo, pause, can we tell you how to get to where it's... log in.
Yo, what does this do, by the way?
When you steal this power, what happens?
Had you ever thought about knowing that?
Well, no, no, no. I knew it was an attack, and I knew it wasn't a melee.
I just...
I don't know how I knew it. I knew... I just...
Because I read attack damage, I just knew. I don't know. I don't know.
This to me was invisible this top one. It just looked like a part of the thing
Because I see ailey melee strike and then I see attack damage and that's how you could tell
Right, so then I know it's an attack and I know the tags
Yeah, to be honest, it's very easy to get this far in the game without even noticing
that because of the fact that you can tell what a spell is and you can tell what an attack
is and you can tell what a minion was.
To be honest, I probably saw that.
I just forgot about it.
Congrats to Kayden Dark, who's become the first Martyr of the Eidic for immortalizing
the name on the solar cell family letter.
Dude, that's sick.
Why are the other guys not killing themselves?
I don't understand how come he can do it and they aren't?
not why why the other guys not killing themselves it's a hundred yeah but they've
all had a hundred right all these guys have had a hundred so then why are they
doing it
Oh
Wait
Way
Does it shows this standard at least care to stand in characters at least standing characters
Let us all self and that's not that's not the ladder for soul stuff on the currently rather. This is if
So he becomes a stank? Wait.
Okay, so we got a mass suicide event coming in.
No, icky.
We're going to start seeing people coming through.
So wait, is no one else 100 and Kant's 100? That would make sense.
They can't even sleep.
I saw someone did it and what league is this? Runes of Elder.
Wait, isn't this Khan? Is Khan not here? Am I crazy? But where's Khan?
Wouldn't Khan be here or where's Khan?
What league is Khan on?
Okay, wait, runes available, wait, this is trade league, so someone, so one guy said
100 on trade league.
So one guy on trade league did it.
This is HCT trade league, no one's even 100 yet.
What are you doing, HCT trade, what the hell?
Look in bro, look in, H-U-Trade, Casuals or SSF.
Wouldn't this be where Khan is?
Wouldn't Khan be here?
Or has this character gone now?
Cause he's a...
Khan did it in standard.
Khan is in st-
what the fuck is kind of standard bro
what the fuck is kind of standard
but song is so bad holy fuck song song song is terrible
htssfm is all that k these are the giga chats dude these are the giga chats
dude imagine going this hard
He did it, these guys are trying like crazy.
How much of these guys slept do you think, Chad?
Holy shit.
Okay, so he saw his cell phone, but,
Standard wait so he didn't so wait how come he would not sleep in standard mode because his character would already be a hundred I
Just know when I'm looking to hundred and pv2 bro. I'm gonna very roll before then
Are you guys brain dead?
This is a standard solar cell fan.
What I'm asking is, so how could he stay up for a million years and stand it because
this character would have already been a hundred so you guys are just lying so
you're lying about him staying up for like and he had to sleep so you're just
making this I just believed you implicitly because I thought chat would
didn't have a reason to lie to me so chest is lying to me and he hasn't
stayed up for 100 years because this is a standard league and this is standard so
the first actual guy to giga triad turbo is
This guy Hagueis
Because he's actually in the current leg and he hit a hundred and then did it and they kill himself
fucking Jesus that I mean how much he's labor who the fuck is this guy Haguez
where he's called a hate guys is it Elon do you think Elon saccharized Elon
wouldn't sacrifice himself buddy I don't know if he would dude so no one has
She hit the hundred outside so no one an HTSSF or SSF currently the only person who said a hundred is on the softcore trade league
And he instantly commences a
Hmm
You want to try to be dated building markets at a hundred. Yeah, you probably wrote that for heaven. Anyway guys derailed
Confused guys
What does this extract and do chat I want to know what this extracts and do I've already watched a second I should I already watched it
Chopro
Feminine confused the chat is confused chat doesn't understand
Chad was saying that he played for two fucking five days straight head a hundred then did it
No, Chad's confused. He looked in the stand it and did it the guy who actually did it is fucking on trade league
The guy on trailing yet. Oh, yeah. They would literally type that you guys were typing that some computer
So I'm looking at the league. I'm like wait. I'm looking. I'm not even seeing kind here
Like I'm not seeing kind in the league say Schumann's only stayed up. You've told me he stayed up for five days
It must be in league. He's not fed up by this. It's not in league. It's on fucking standard. Oh
My god, go back and check the fucking bar
You were lying
Larry's
Guys, what does it strengthen do I want I need to know that the thorns build I'm low-key working on thorns build
I don't even know is know that by I'm low-key working on thorns build right now
I don't need to know what if thorns were telling us against what's with that. That's so good
Chet needs to lock in bro, straight up.
Holy Float.
I'm going to look at myself, I'm going to figure it out.
I'm going to do it myself.
Ground.
Extract PE2.
What's that rune called, Jack?
Rune that extracts unique powers,
PoE2.
Warloss Legacy.
Warloss.
It doesn't fucking load does it doesn't fucking load dude doesn't fucking load, bro
It doesn't load bro
Coldest white white
It's not a thing. Wait what you can't extract it?
It doesn't work?
A unique Esamite or Calgurren unique.
So this is not Esamite or Calgurren then.
This is not Esamite or Calgurren then.
Hey, this is upgrades.
This is upgrades.
There we go.
Oh, I knew this!
I knew this by the way!
I knew this!
I never thought he didn't know this!
I knew this!
Oh, I knew it by the way, guys!
I knew this!
I can't believe he didn't know that I knew this!
Of course I knew! Of course I knew about this!
The one helmet that could be in...
...could be in...
...the tower!
It is, a fun dickers.
Agus and Dr. Dewan, or as the David was,
an ape and thorn.
OK.
I forgot to say, go on.
These are our supplies.
See what you can achieve with that.
to go. Do you want to do it, Jack? Give it on to this fucking guy.
Okay, I'm going to speed run, Jack. We're going to do a speed run here. Rather than
doing these things where it's like the mess feel like they're taking forever and I'm
I think I'm just going to spam through shit maps
It's two hours now
I'm going from doing rear maps with multiple
Wastones and all this other bullshit to white maps
And what I'm going to do is I'm just going to run to the boss kill it and go to the next map run to the boss kill it
Go to the next map run to the boss kill it go to the next map run to the boss kill it go to the next map
Because it's just taking too long to get to whatever I want to go
So get twisted
It's taking too long to get to where I want to go.
I want to go, I want to go.
I got, I got some against Fist in one hour and 16 minutes and I got to kill the fucking
boss dude, so.
Defeat Malgor the Naughty Lord.
Speedrun time boy, speedrun.
Ooh, Frostbreath.
Can that be upgraded?
Is this something good?
I'm blocking my own bills, dude, I'm blocking my own bills.
I'm trying to get 5 to...
I'm looking for critical chance.
Wait, that's kinda good.
Wait, what?
Wait, that's kinda good, bro.
Dude, does this upgrade have to be a high damage weapon?
This could be mace crit.
Alright, we can upgrade multiple times, how would I know?
Not that I'm just doing it, how would I know do you think?
I want to kind of try it two times. You're gonna can be a few times because the team base crepe mace is kind of hot
Fuck it dude. I'm gonna send it
Quinn don't be telling us to lock in when your hair looks like you stuck your dick in an electrical outlet this morning
On top of that you are getting too skinny doing this diet. You are doing out here looking like Dalsym from Street Fighter
So I just got told I could upgrade this fucking mace twice and then you kind of go twice so Gigi
Congrats guys. I'm fucking we just
Can we can we stop the gaslighting guys
Can we stop the gaslighting please
Can you please try gaslighting? Can we do the thing where you go like you all say a thing and then I
believe you and then
Everyone goes, nobody said that!
Like, we've done it like five times in the last fucking two hour period.
Let's do it again.
You can't do that! Oh my god!
How could you possibly think that thing that we just told you is true, which is actually not true?
Jesus.
Literally, one guy said it.
Okay.
What?
No.
You can try to guess like me all you want.
The Twitch VODs don't lie.
It's a beautiful thing about live streaming on the internet, you know, there's a literal
video on demand that will tell you exactly what everyone typed.
And I can confirm that you are in fact wrong.
Go within, CBF.
I know I'm right.
Yeah, we're coming on trust over there, Chad.
Every time you make up a lie and make up some BS, like, I trust you less and less and less.
It's weird.
I kind of built up a decent amount of trust with what Twitch would say, you know, like
the trustworthiness is just going down.
I don't want to be the negative Nancy here, but when you have a no-backseating time, then
proceed to literally take backseating advice.
You should expect at least some of that advice to be troll shrugged.
Okay, this is Path of Exile River.
This is a live service game where we spend half of our fucking time on third-party websites
looking at specific autistic runes and modifier values that aren't in the game.
You cannot see the weighting of each value.
You cannot see what eye level, a particular modifier will provide.
You have to Google, you have to look at the mod wings.
Otherwise, you will not know how to even craft an item.
So I'm asking chat like, hmm, hey.
How many times can you upgrade this?
I could.
Alt tabs throughout the whole stream.
Go find the item.
Find that fucking wiki page. See the upgrade scroll down. Okay, I
Gonna be a I mean that's upgrade chess s2. I believe you I
Should go back and ban all the guys with the bandit, but like and the issue is you're trying to okay chat
You're pretending like it's a troll, but these guys are just retarded
I was just trolling about the con thing bro, I was just trolling about the con thing.
They didn't even realize it was on stand-by.
Like they actually are retarded bro.
These guys actually have no idea.
And then after they were wrong they go, I was just trolling bro.
Get trolled.
Whenever we know.
Or if it was just one guy, nah, nah dude nah.
You're not fooling anyone to a jet.
You're not fooling anyone.
Jet.
I'm going to...
speedrun the maps.
Watch me.
Speedrun on.
Alright.
Oh, crap, a mace.
Level 10 thingy.
One sick have to teleport.
Damn, it's shit.
Act to full clearing.
No, the reason why is because I really would like to...
I would love to be playing Mesa's, and I'd love to be base-correct Mesa, but base-correct on Mesa's suck.
And I saw a frost breath at team base-correct and I'm like, oh, that's good.
And I asked Cheyenne how many times she got upgraded, I said two.
So I upgraded it once to do the second upgrade to see how much damage it had,
and guess what, it can only be upgraded once.
And then basically the belief that Cheyenne had, which was like any weapon that upgrades to under 55 is not true.
Yeah, it was based on false pretense, not the case.
Something's gonna be upgraded more than once, other things can't.
Doesn't matter what the limit requirement is
You're gonna say one guy one guy one guy. No, it's a majority champ you're wrong. Let's go guys
Danny Couglas man Danny Couglas the lap that dumbest motherfucker speak the loudest facts
It's true
This guy can kill me. I am ass. I'm gonna face him everything he does
He's T14 with no mod to grab. This is like noob tier boss for noobs
So your mom's always streaming into my, yeah bro.
In pleasure.
The Forge awaits.
Where do you find such a monster he says?
I got the thorns glass for the thorns monk veil dude.
deal your thorns damage to enemies you critically hit with melee attacks
this is super strong by the way
like this is super strong
people are sleeping on this like i i i'm gonna build her in that like that i'm
on that beauty shit we were
It's so good because the downside of thorns is that
Applying it right in this whole fucking thing about like oh shit
You had to be hit to procs and bullshit you had me there you need to retaliate against the head you go
This is just unconditional you do thorns
Whenever you quit and then you have that kind of tech that hits a lot. Do you know what said though? I?
Just realized what attack is gonna be insanely good for this
think about it. What's got really high base creep that attacks really quickly and hits
most of the screen to clear? It's that fucking willing assault shit and then you're just
going to be spinning around and willing assault and everyone's going to say, oh nice meta
build and you're like literally playing thorns, great. And they're going to be like, nice meta
build bro. I'm actually simulating it now and I've decided I'm not doing it now. Because
I've just seen me I've done the same and it's actually dog shit because I can already I'm simming
I'm doing the twitch chat sim in my head, and I'm getting cancer right now
Like I will be a full thorns and visted monk become martial artists thorns build and they'll all be calling it a meta build
And I want to blow my brains out
They'll say copy elk. Oh my god
Jungle Brogan build, yep, that's what they'll be doing, I mean dude, it's insane right?
And it's because there's not enough attacks in the game, so then you've got, you know,
enough weapon types, so you can't really diversify that much.
Even if it's for single target, Spears would still be superior I think, because you've
got that multi-hitting at like, what, Spear attack?
How it's actually filled like the one we go
That price would still be best for single target
You would probably clear with a quarter staff and then you would a single target with a spear
That does sound kind of good though, right
Well, that doesn't gonna good and then there's no way chap wait if I was
whooping out of spear and stabbing guys there's no chance gonna say that's a
fucking middle right yes I would be spinning around to clear a drash
just wasting my time
will you be following the full solution playing gothic I will be playing
perfect yes I will be following him for the fourth and split steps goes yeah that's for sure what I'm
doing I'm just gonna try and imitate forcing later on today guys get your potions ready we're
doing a force and imitation stream because I just am obsessed with forcing and we'll get it we're
I'm just going to do whatever Fawcyn did, which is got to be after SGF, dude, maybe I should
We're at the time of Biggie, do you think?
I'll make it Biggie for you, bro.
Here you go.
SGF.
For the non-seers, brother, for the non-seers, too big.
It's just so people who can't see it, then they won't ask.
I'm not watching some of the games, I've just got a giant timer on my screen, it's called
SGF.
I'm just fucking, you know, just let's chat, no, whenever they should leave.
Go watch it.
I got you guys, don't worry about it.
I know that much, gulliblecaptor is dog shit right, it's complete dog shit, it's ruined,
I don't think it's self-indulgent at this point.
I feel like technically if Gil Wars knew all the right pressure points to hit on and they were to make a game
But I remember every time I fucking looked at gills wards and every time I thought it wasn't it was particularly was version of
Well, right?
That was the issue it was always just a dog shit version of wow everyone was always like
And then like two weeks later they would all be back playing well again.
And they'd be like, yeah, Guild Wars sucked.
That happened, that happened, but like, every time there's something Guild Wars thing,
they'd be like a massive down, like, it all seemed to be kind of quiet, people'd log out,
they'd been yapping about Guild Wars for a long time, and then all of a sudden,
a few weeks later they're all back, and they're all saying Guild Wars sucked.
And I never went to Guild Wars, I just keep playing well the whole time, so...
I keep thinking I have a passive point, but I don't.
get what you found because I'm your GBG see I don't want them to just make Gale was again
I think that would be shit I don't think that's good enough you understand Gale was
forget what's the success it can't just be as good as well we'll just a little bit better
like you need to it needs to be so good that you give up your investment to the
current MMORPG you're playing and you switch over like if Gil was still was
just 2% better than wow no one would play it even if even if it was
objectively 2% better still it'd be like you'd have a small player base
playing it and it would you would not get the correct way it needs to be like
magnitude's better in order to get people over that like barrier of friction of
switching to a new MMO, learning all new systems, doing all that shit so it needs
to be like they need to have some like mind-blowing shit and to be honest there
is a space open for that right 28 dicks
I'm telling you people, it's the same with any game, you can make a game that's just
a little bit better, version of the same game that already exists, people won't want to
let it.
You need to absolutely mug the shit out of whatever other game you're competing against,
otherwise you're not gonna get the critical mass switch over.
Because there's a huge amount of friction
that people don't like of learning new things.
And they have a ton of investment
and ties to the current game they're playing.
I'm talking specifically for the MMO genre, by the way.
It can't just be slightly better.
This is pretty damn good, and I used to rig along that shit.
Is this sunk cost or should I?
How many armor things do I have?
I've got so many armor things, let's just do it.
And what I'm saying is, it needs to be like twice as good as well.
For a girl with 3 to succeed, it needs to be twice as good as well.
The kindness beat 10% better, it can be 20% better, it can be, it literally needs to
2 exit.
And at that point you're gonna get this thing where you get this critical
this point where people
Try it and say it's awesome
And they love it and they get their friends into it and then more people go on there and actually they love it
And they and it basically you get the whole shift and then you get more people logged into the game
It feels alive last time dying and you get this huge shift
We're gonna basically kill wow and you're gonna be the new emote and down but um
We've yet to see that over like 20 years
Do you know what? Final Fantasy was less dog shit and obsessed with fucking weird kids
stuff and like old anime and shit. Maybe Final Fantasy could have done that.
Yeah I'm saying Final Fantasy wasn't so dog shit and weird.
little little little falafel guys or whatever the fuck and all that shit
Just like a lost Ark had a chance
probably just literally just yapping these are these are facts
whatever the fuck they're falafel you know what I'm telling you man
whatever the fuck those little children things are
driving around in tanks bro
we've got little children driving around in tanks
that's fucking weird
guys every game if an MMO specifically feels dead no one wants to play it
which is why you have to you had to have like a movement that shifts a huge
amount of the flare base because the MMO, I mean just be real MMO is a niche and
there's a finite amount of these guys that exists and there's kind of only
ever one really big MMO any kind of time. Kill was two doesn't kill did it really?
I think it's completely dead but I mean I don't know maybe I don't know I've never
played Kill was two actually.
Every single- I've played tons of MMOs.
Every single one felt ass can be the wow.
And that's all because of that feeling of like the wow world being alive and the people
being there and the people running around and seeing the guys in town and the whole-
that whole vibe. Completely different to the other MMO I've been using that I've played.
Oh, OSRS, do you know what OSRS is probably like, again it's like a different, I think
it's pretty different, but it is MMO, yeah. OSRS is like your best example of a game
that's an MMO and actually successful, is it wow. But yeah, it definitely has a different
audience of players to play that game.
Yeah, I think there's a million people who just, yeah, just don't get...
Well, I think the Dolce & Grafits are half of what makes it kind of...
people like it there, right?
It's like some shit that people can play on a fucking... on any computer, on a
browser, anywhere,
on a shitty laptop on whatever the fuck you can just play, you can just play RuneScape right?
That's the whole point, you can like be at school and play RuneScape basically.
And then it's super brain dead and easy so anyone can play it.
People playing phones, no shit.
Super brain dead and easy, so good, I mean, so brain dead and easy.
I mean it's like...
I did the agility course man.
holy fuck man that shit is sooo good how the fuck did these people do that how do people
level their agility at 99 without like fucking I was a pure pvp bro all I did was pk people
I
Was a literal PDP God freak of
Nature
Like man, I would right click attack and I would spam lobsters man. I had prayer
Complete freak yeah, I said trick people and they're going to the wildy and then it for a secret
Gilded armor or something and you say they need to bring all that gold of the wellness and you kill them and take the gold, bro
Free to bite yes, you picked I did pks. What did people didn't know up yours were back in the day, bro
People didn't know back in the day people didn't even know what pure as well
Okay real real and true
Hey, make some music.
No.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
This thing is going pretty hot, bro.
This thing is going hot as f-
I think we should do a double slam on this.
We should do a double slam.
I
Killed warrens breach was this
It's my last one, bro. It's my last one whatever
You play the red paladin in WoW.
Your opinions on video games do not matter now or ever.
bitch
uh... no i played uh... enhancement shaman rep paladin
the sub diffused rogue
uh... feral druid for like the majority of my time playing the video game i mean
you don't you don't even know me little bro
you don't even know me little bro
rep was like it
a lot of my modern
wow game play
uh... because it was like one of the hardest uh... and most competitive
specs in the game and it was
Fucking yeah, I mean good. It was the second most played melee spec in the game
for PvE
So like in terms of logging, you know, you had like
Compete like to your next subdivision rogue or like assassin rogue you would have
10 X the logs so you're competing against, you know say 270,000 people
This is a play a different spec you'd be competing against say
50,000 or 40,000 people so it was one of the things where you know you had to be kind of a go to repeatedly get rank one loaks over and over and over again
Now demon that is yeah, they were more popular
But yeah, Ritz
Speaking as one of the multiple rank one
highest rated Rick Pellin and PvP
I remember the good old days of Queen Legion and BFA streams straw
I mean it is what it is.
Can we expect you to sacrifice yourself at level 100 so that everyone can get an extra
skill point?
Or will that come earlier than expected to a random white mark?
Wait everyone gets a skill point?
Wait everyone does?
Do you care- wait really?
Who the fuck's gonna do that I would I mean I would do that if I ever hit a hundred, but I wouldn't I'm never hitting a hundred
I'm gonna reroll for a hundred bro. I wouldn't have killed all of I would have killed all the in-game and killed all the bosses by then
I would have just either rerolled or quit
There is no chance I'm gonna be I'm just not hitting a hundred and peely to bear. It's too much time commitment
And no one as you what you think you want me to hit a hundred
actually don't trust me hitting a hundred I'm QE2 is like you want it you
want to end it it's literally just grinding HP all day I'm like the most
powerful build possible I could easily hit a hundred if I wanted to but it's
like one of the things where I don't want to do it and chat doesn't want me to do
it if you think you want me to do it you actually don't want me to do it look at
any of the streams that they grind a hundred on that it's it's just like
24-7 same-built blasting for days and days and days
Ain't got time for that, bro
But any point in time if I wanted to I could I just don't want to
I want to go 51 minutes by the way for she if holy shit
No
Anyone who down said is like one of the things where I said whenever I want to kill a little bit
I can kill Looters and both times I said I'm gonna kill Looters. I just kill Looters
Just like at any point I could have I could have hit a hundred and I didn't hit a hundred and period one for
Years and years and years and years and I said I could do it whenever I felt like it and then I just did it because I could
It's it is not hard to just grind XP and get max level. It's just more
In my opinion right now people have what doesn't think leveling is fun I just
don't find living fun I find like the character progression good but like I
usually get bored of my characters usually around like the 94 95 mark and
that's when I want to go bossing and then either way nor die
that process of like heavy character that's fully completed and just doing
maps forever to get one extra skill point is like nah it's just not what I
enjoy. Around 95 and I get bored of my character because it's like you get the majority of the
completion of your character down and it's just like whoa either you want to just do in-game on it
and then be done with it or you want to just make a new guy. Like I said this question how many
Characters this methyl hit a hundred on
Probably not that many can beat down any characters he's created
Right zero basically none right, but could metal hit a hundred whenever he wants absolutely
Absolutely yep the metal go ahead a hundred when every feels like he just doesn't want to because it's fucking legit
Having a fully completed character and playing it for like an extra fucking 10 days of just
blasting when everything's trivialized, it's just boring.
I mean, I get, you can say I'm not mathal, but right, I'm saying mathal.
I'm not saying me.
I'm saying mathal.
Does he do it?
No.
Could he do it?
Yes.
10 days.
Yeah, it will take you in Peeley 2, getting 100 is, it's going to take you like, if you're
not staying up, there is, I mean, there's one guy.
How much time do you think this guy slept there is one single human being on the planet that has hit a hundred in
soft core trade
Soft core trade like this motherfucker will have a
Fucking made blood
headhunter
Fucking most overpowered build grouping and doing rotations
Ultra-ducing and probably he probably slept zero hours, man
He probably slipped zero hours.
Doing this, getting 100 as a normal human being who's sleeping 8 hours and has a job,
that's going to take you like 10 days plus, probably more than 10 days, but you get the
idea.
This guy likely doesn't have a job, or he's been taking time off.
Alright, let's not get it to worse.
i think any pwy at pwy two hundred is a lot worse as well right i think pwy two
it's not what i said a lot worse it's a lot better
chat am i at it my way
and at my way chat my way if i'm the developers by the way
so i'm not would you be a thank you fucking you better thank jesus i'm not a
developer
like getting from ninety nine to one hundred
would take like a month of gameplay grinding
and the intent would be no one ever hits it. Now I would add an extra skill point into
like the main quest or whatever so you can get the same skill points. I would give you
the extra skill point right, fuck it. But the max level would be 99. Theoretically 99.
Now technically some turbo notes you keep playing the game and juicing, turbo add would
eventually hit 100. But it'd be a thing that it's not expected to do. There'd be no challenge
for it. There'd be no achievement for it. It'd just be like if you're able to do it
You wanna do it, feel free, but everyone else is just 9-9s max level.
Cause I just don't even like seeing the XP, but even if the XP bar wasn't even moving, I like to see it like,
oh like every few days it goes up like a few inches or something.
I hate seeing the XP bar be finished.
Like, it makes me fully flaccid, bro.
Makes me feel like, tell me crazy,
that feeling of feeling like a dude.
Whenever I see a level 100, which by the way, I did this by the way, I played a level 100 in Peewee 1 last leg, and it felt like something felt off.
Like doing maps and not getting experience.
There was a part of my reward of my brain that was turned off that made it feel less rewarding, even though it's like, I hit the end, who cares?
I don't know, I'm gonna make this by the way, SG is in 45 minutes boys, but when is it,
What is the live stream starting on the way?
Dude I should not have gone for the virtual stuff.
I fucked up man.
They started streaming!
2PM PT.
Oh my god dude.
Oh my god.
It's actually 26 minutes ago. Oh my god, dude.
We're gonna switch over to that soon, champ. We're gonna have to switch over to this ship soon.
Mana and minion max life. That seems kinda good, dude.
No but it did 8. Well, I mean, dude, it is what it is.
There's finally about a time.
Okay, what have we got here?
I should have done it at 10.15.
We're still fucking wide here to guess.
I don't need to spend more time on this. I don't know what the fuck this is.
Alright, we got a mini-boss here and I don't know what this is.
We going blind?
The patriarchals.
I'm assuming he's going to play sort of boss.
Defeat, fix, the Sentinel spark.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that is.
It doesn't ring a bell.
It doesn't sound like a place I would have lost to me, but then maybe it is.
Wait, what do you mean, yeah, she dies here?
Are you joking?
Well, the other bosses will play some other ones, right?
This one here looks like, I've never read that, I don't recognize that name, but I have
a bad memory, so.
Is it just some random map boss or is it an actual boss?
Wait, is this the fucking thing that was in the trailer?
Fucking Elden Ring arse, train arse, boss, bro, who does this guy think he is?
These little side rooms with a thing that's going down the middle here by the way.
Did he have more Santa Feaks on the train?
I don't know when it's coming.
Wow, that looks cool.
This is a pretty cool zone, like I need to be more frequent, what the fuck.
Okay, these would be more frequent.
What the fuck?
I can see that being bad if you go out and knock down by it whenever you're trying to fight, like, mobs.
I like when they do the lighting effects and there's cool visual effects, but that one
random ass shit he, uh, well it's like one random abyss boss and it's like a stupid
boss because the mechanics have like whatever kind of edge, but he like turns off all light
sources and, but light sources from your abilities light things up, it's fucking a little sick.
I should incorporate more environmental stuff to sit in boxes
He's coming he's coming
I mean this is pretty cool, a lot of the idea of this, obviously if this was a map that
people had to do they'd be getting people to test out, especially unique maps with cool
McAnathons at this, like that train lame already bro, that thing should be doing like the majority
of my fucking life right, am I crazy?
The pressure should be fucking me up.
He dies hand no.
But what do you mean he dies here, no?
He's so dead wait am I actually gonna die some random outside boss
They're doing this so weird.
Keep a rage, they should make the shit like that Eldrum Ring Zone, bro, like straight
up.
You should just keep going back and forth and you have to keep going to the little
safe spots and then there's like mobs in your way trying to block you and then you get fucking
hit.
Why?
I mean if it's only one map, that'd be cool having an aggressive ass train trying to
run you over and kill you bro, I like that.
I want to play around the train but I feel like I could just kind of run, I feel like
I could just sprint through like a bozo.
I don't know if you play it out on ring, you know what I'm talking about.
They are so like the timing on that shit.
If you do not start sprinting the moment it goes past,
you will not make it to the next spot.
That's what I'm talking about.
Where it is like, yo, you got a tea break.
You get a fucking tea break.
I want to wait for him to come, but I think we can just go.
I'm not feeling the weight of this train, is what I'm saying.
I need to feel the weight of this fucking train, though.
Wait, what do you mean we don't want to play like a Souls game?
This is...
You understand, like, the open ring didn't exist, the PE2 wouldn't exist, as it currently
does.
She'd go on with them play PE2 and he wanted to elevate...
I'm chilling, bro, nothing's air damage.
What a little bitch, bro, what a little bitch.
I thought I fought this guy, I thought that guy fought him like the first zone was this
guy but he's not.
Yo, what is that?
Is that where he comes out of?
Huh?
Huh?
It wasn't there?
Was it?
Not too fast?
I'm still.
I'm not understanding this layout bro.
Hey guys, it's Matt here once again, and you might be a little bit...
You just cook shit, bro.
Like, did you see how good my fried chicken was?
Never I made it.
Hey, you just cook it, right?
Yeah, wipe my hands in my... who doesn't wipe the hand on the ass?
What are you looking at?
What are you looking at, other than...
What is that?
Don't look at that, bro.
Don't look at that, bro.
There's nothing there, bro.
What are you...
Hey!
Hey!
Hey, hey!
Hmm...
YouTube.com, what are you guys looking at YouTube video for?
What are you looking at YouTube video for?
What the fuck are you looking at, you fucking rats?
Hey guys, this is Matt.
Hey, googly, how'd you beat the boil of flesh?
Which actually, I said.
No, because then I'm actually googly.
I mean...
What the fuck is this one of those
There.
What was that?
Did I damage it with one of these balls?
He's being slowed by the sweet bits of magic.
the fuck bro what the fuck was that easy just kill him was that supposed to be
hotjack cuz you guys my fucking
bitch
this is it
that was the easy one okay yeah
it's all easy for me baby
it's all easy for this guy do you understand me
it's all easy what a fucking joke
what a fucking joke man can they please
provide me with a challenge
GGG am I gonna kill all bosses without dying
like are we really gonna let me kill all bosses without dying
that I blind ethical raw dog really are you gonna let me do that are you gonna
let me do it cuz that's what I'm gonna do like if you you better fucking hold me
back did not have Chad I've never seen this boss swear on my mother and my kids
swear my mother and my kids never seen this boss I don't know what the fuck
that was I thought I was gonna be finding a train I thought I was gonna be
finding a train I was like okay there's gonna be a train here and I'm gonna be
like dodge the train as it comes or something he's gonna run me over fucking
train not even a train he's like some random dude he shouldn't have balls
yeah
turn the company boss yep there it is
when we go to get into this bus I'm sitting there be getting brought in
I think I'll be caring about ain't at the garing dog I'm just playing the game
man I'm just playing the game I'm just picking up gear and equipping it though
you get a problem with that
suck my dick
suck my dick bro
nice guys we're scared so it's a pretty damn good those ones
anyway guys it is summer game fist in 29 minutes we are gonna get to get out
we don't have to get over the summer game fist because they're gonna start doing
stuff any second they always time early today's file announcement will be a
single-player narrative game thank you for your feedback and yo high god story
mode oh my god if you actually would not play metacuck evasion energy shields
deflection you would have died only 30 times little guppo without a doubt they
need to harden her fess evasion wind dancer etc
Okay, dude. All right, buddy. Copata, brother. Copata. It's called skill, bro
It's called skill if you consider getting some
If you consider getting some skill
Cuz you should
Summer game first
Where we got it summer game first
Live watch party wow, that's computing
Okay, wait, we're gonna we need to wait. We got half life three half
life
Three
Wait, what's the school guild Wars three?
Blood born to
What we got in total three
We already which it knew which it
Which is seven or something like we got it concord hi god
To
What we got we got POE three oh we got too many words me numb with the
Riot MMO
All right, it's enough we don't know we got enough is there some against this or is it?
There is some against this
Okay.
Hmm.
Alright.
Good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good.
Today's announcement will be, wait, today's final announcement.
Now he's saving the best for last, bro.
He's saving the best for last.
Oh, so wait.
I just realized, thank you for the feedback.
So wait the feedback is fuck like we hate high god is that what he's is that a high card reference?
Like don't do an announcement on the with some multiplayer slop shit
There must be that reference right well, that's could that possibly be
Fable mainly well, we already know about fable so wait today's violence will be a single player narrative game
And ironically this fall fantasy. Oh, no, dude, I don't even don't say that bro
Not sure that's bro
No, bro. Wait, what's not if it's some fucking fall fantasy slop. I swear to God. I
Swear to God, I'm gonna be pissed off
If they are we don't want the remake but like the next version of the remake it's a remake of the remake of the two like
It's Final Fantasy, but we're releasing it for the seventh time
Tifa's got more polygons than ever FF 14 is a terrible game for loser weeps
use
they're gonna show down a crisis with what is the future saying
double o seven please
well i was this
the fuck is this
holy shit it's crashing bro all my god it's like saved every check this is
there was
was that just how fast it is moving
Wait, is that just how?
Okay.
How is anyone supposed to interact with that chat, bro?
Wait, is this it?
Okay, no, no, no.
Now we get it.
Okay, what the fuck?
I was gonna say, so it was just catching up.
It was just catching up, we're good.
I can read all of them.
GTS7, Sorrow of Sea, Half-Life 3.
Homeland of the Game.
I
Fly for what we want destiny hashtag we want this and apparently good
I'm about that one dude
Let's get that shit big about
God of War 3 remastered ps5
Hmm
Why are we watching that I'm not watching that I'm not what are we watching that I'm not watching that speaking of dude speaking of remakes dude
Gothic remakes launch today guys who's guys there will be after summer game fest. We will be gothic gaming
We will be gothic gaming
Yeah, that's it is a sponsored stream. I'm gonna do a look at the latest gothic remake
Which is a game that's it's a new it's a new it's a gothic game full remake full remake
Don't just a remaster a full remake new game engine
The best game engine
Do I play the original I actually have played the original for like 10 minutes and then it crashed and I was like, okay
I'm gonna wait for the remake
What do we want to chat?
It's like the best possible, the best possible outcome for Get Summer Games Fest is like
they announced a new game that I didn't know that I wanted, but now I want it.
Is that even possible?
It is possible, of course it is, because I didn't know I wanted Valheim and it was
like my favorite game ever.
I didn't know I wanted Terraria, it was one of my favorite games ever.
I didn't know I wanted some weeb fucking Expedition 33 shit, but I actually think it was one
of the best games I've played in a while.
So yeah, I want one of those games that they announce and it's like, yo this could actually
be sick.
Bloodborne 2D's in.
Paul, what is that you're looking for?
It's got two views.
Okay, um, you really need me a penis, bro?
You're killing me a penis.
You buy that video.
I literally beat that.
You did not do 10,000 hours on E33 bro.
I cannot believe you didn't spend 10,000 hours on E33 bro.
You only did like the main story, all the main quests, all the side quests, real game
I don't want to, I literally I'll tell you something, I'm just mad at you dude.
It's rage bait.
I ain't gonna give you a rage bait clip, but it's gonna load a ton of this design that's
trying to trigger me.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
really suck my dick, bro.
Oh my god, every time I go here, it's gonna be fucking like,
I wonder if I get edge up as well.
I kind of want to close all my shit, because I don't want it
to like crash or anything.
It's, uh, let's just close all these things down, eh?
Um, so I want to close down my pewee test.
Oh dude, I could slow down pewee, so I could low key do a little pewee.
I'm not gonna do any politics on the background, I'm gonna get the closed-out shirt down.
Um...
Dude, I gotta close Magnificent down.
Oh fuck.
Okay.
Red rocket.
20 minutes to land?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
That's what it's doing. It's where we're getting ready
We're getting locked in for the summer game fest, bro
We're gonna make sure everything's ready to go. Oh, we turn up with the shit as well
We're gonna turn up all the stuff I
Gotta make sure all my shit turns off I
Want to turn up every alert like literally every little it
Could it in 10 more maps if you think I could do 10 more maps in 70 minutes
Uh, you have brain damage.
I could probably get one mappin.
Two tops.
Two tops.
Let's have a look at the PH2 separate in your drama.
Alright, we'll have a quick gaze.
We got 17 minutes.
It's even the right one.
Time to go to the first headache guy.
Love flying in slow motion.
Area has passive chill ground, players are periodically cursed with chimp chains.
I'm tired boss.
Okay, so I guess complaining.
I'm going to go top.
I'm going to go like this week.
of a blatant A.I. slop. Best cock comic. Electro-mancer. One shot.
Uh, don't worry, do you know what's crazy though? Is people actually click that slop.
Do you know what, do you know what's crazy? So you like, you think that no one clicks
that, but actually what's crazy is, you look at like really popular YouTube channels now.
They're just using these sloppified fucking AI, like, look at Tyler's, like, video titles
and videos thumbnails.
Look at, uh, dude, API photography, look at his fucking thumbnails, look at fucking,
um, what was that, well, Tennyson's, like, look at so many of them, they have these trash-slop
fucking thumbnails, but millions of people click on them, so clearly they don't care.
I mean, I don't know about the PUE ones, but yeah, okay, what is this, the sub right now?
Sakimba bad.
Oh my god, they literally got it to 3251, I think it's 3.3k. Can we see how many,
can we see exactly how many it is? We're getting assume it's around the same number,
right? Because people would probably download it perfectly to get it exactly that amount.
So wait, people don't like Charles Sakimba, they just need to get good at the video game by the
the sound of it
you're speaking of slob yo wait, wait, Gary dude
uh, where are we
Okay, not slop. I think these are my faces. I think I mean that's been edited or something. I don't look that homeless, right?
That's actually handmade this is handcrafted for the little dogs that's that's handcrafted
That's handcrafted. That's a real face. I made real face that one looks AI
That one's probably AI. I don't that look that stupid
Okay, yeah, we do have one AI slop video it's the Crip one
There we have one actual one, it's the Crip one.
None, that's actually just Crip bro, that's actually just Crip me, that's actually just
a real photo from XLCon, that was XLCon 2 bro, that's a real one.
Yeah, that's not that, honestly this is not that bad, right?
This is not that offensive, like that's obviously a little bit AI, but you know, not that AI.
I think most of these, that one's real as well.
So this one here, Jonathan Eshi did that.
Did he pointed at the camera and he laughed?
You guys remember when he did that?
Are you guys looking at this female right now?
Guys, you understand this person is like the demon.
She's like a devil on the internet, right?
Like everybody, you understand that, right?
Okay, relax guys relax and my fucking time is off, bro
Back to the reddit. Oh, yeah, we got 13 minutes 23 seconds. I don't miss any of this
Should we put the default YouTube music the background guys?
Just in case Jeff is like hey, it's me Jeff tealy. I miss here early
Usually, some other dude comes out and is like, I'm the pre-show guy for just Keely,
what's up, it's me.
Here's some well first announcements.
I'm gonna close that down, I believe.
This is going to be a climb with a highlight of my year so far.
We've been to that heaven.
Wanting I've learned in the hard way that the Deleon can permanently break your Atlas,
But that guy already got the help fix
Loving point five is on the GGG design philosophy and I'm skill interaction. It's gonna feel like that's left-handed
Sword of burning set enemies of flame burns hand on swing must be used in left hand
I've a myth of a known purpose protect your hands from our objects. Hell of this cannot 18 years of blasting dudes
Hmmm.
I think their design is this, right?
They just want to, the GG's design is this.
They just build stuff and they have ideas for synergies
that could be used with.
But a lot of them are like, let's just throw it out there.
Let's just give them tools to utilize.
And some of the things, they don't really
have that many interactions.
But in the future, they will.
But yeah, PE2 is a lot quite restrictive sometimes with some of the designs, no doubt.
I had my first real weekend with PE2, I get it now.
Yo, true, bro.
Fucking true, bro. Fucking true.
Dude, W read it, by the way.
Upvoting a post saying we need the campaign.
1.4k comments? Yeah, but it's upvoted, right? It's upvoted.
Okay, so we wrote three times so far. Secondly, I've made it to maps. My enjoyment of the
campaign has been over the place. I've been having fun with my build. We don't need a
campaign skip, but we need a bit of early imbalance. The game feels like a game. I'm
Okay, I've already read this. I've already seen this post.
Yeah, that's a good post regardless.
I like that people are just waking up.
If you think you want to skip the campaign, you don't.
Facts.
Huh?
Yo, this is the fucking guy from invincible with the fucking turbo cannon that just shoots
through anything it hits it's him bro space blaster or some shit he's cold
like that guy that's literally him space that guy's the man by the way space
races like can we be real that guy's actually overpowered what happens to be
if he could actually hit
I don't want to spy, I don't want to spy, maybe it's a spoiler actually to say that.
Maybe it's a spoiler.
I'm, to be honest, I don't understand why the other dude, okay.
You know the guy, who, you know who, right, the super high power level guy?
I wonder why he wouldn't just quickly teleport over and just blast space-raise it in the
face.
Toss any names. Toss any names.
He can base at the telebot. He can move way faster than everyone else. He could just fucking,
he could absolutely catch space racer and just fucking insta give him. You know what
he did at the telebot? He could just go to space racer and just cross his head before
he can realize anything's happened. Okay, anyway, guys, let's not go down. Let's not,
We don't do we don't do one of these guys you like talks about superhero shows and then talks about power levels. I
Am one of those guys by the way, I will argue with people about like
Superheroes and their powers. I am literally that guy
so
It's important to me
Dude, it's actually whenever power scaling is off in a TV show
And it makes no sense when like some guys way more powerful just randomly. They just write on to be weak as fuck that pisses me off
See the boys just recently
makes no fucking sense bad riding dog shit and that was that was my
motion was broken because the power levels were just they just decided to
just change them all because I don't know where for no reason stupid as fuck
ruin my motion okay day 3 play count exceeding day 1 start numbers log in
that's kind of unhinged right wait that's actually gonna unhinged but
But is that just the weekend or something? What is that?
It was a Sunday.
It must have gone down by now, obviously, right?
37 minutes, 31 seconds. How many people watching this shit now?
Do 282,000 people watching here on YouTube and it was like 300,000 people watching on Twitch
Not to mention all the people countless the streamers. They're gonna be a big ass announcement, bro
Whatever's about to happen. It's gonna be some big shit
You ever just step funny twist your ankle then burst into flames
I
Got ignited by something something some fire hit him
I need to build a bit of defense, this is what I'm going to try to do.
I never looked back and seen Chambers hit, and then there's Chambers...
Oh wow!
She mounts the hit on the caravan.
Very cool, very cool, very cool.
So this is what GG made by fixing melee.
This is not melee. I don't know what this is, but this is not melee, what is this?
This is not melee. That is not ethical. I literally have the item that allows me to
spam that shit, with the power charges, by the way. But I don't want to use it because
It's just gonna say like, uh, meta build.
So, uh, CBF.
Sprinting to boss, white mob slap.
You've died 21 times.
That's actually a skill issue, by the way.
Like, if you cannot see the animation of the white mob,
that's gonna hit you and roll it before it actually hits you,
like, you just pay out of the video game, legit.
Like, I don't...
Well, these guys start complaining about fucking getting hit by it
and get knocked down while they're sprinting.
That's a complete skill issue.
My Murf from Act 3, there you go.
Alright guys, I'm logging into the light, look at this timing.
You can't send me counter time.
What the fuck is this bro?
Really?
Scorched earth, shock and awe, blimey bone, the final boys season race 2026.
What the fuck, he should have at least destroyed a fucking city bro.
I'm just saying at least one city should have been destroyed, that is complete cap.
Wow, just fucking wow, I can't believe that.
Spoilers, yeah, guys, spoiler alert, don't watch those fucking late seasons of the boys.
Don't watch the latest, like, the first two seasons and then you pretend the race doesn't
exist.
It is what it is, man.
That's much ready, just imagine it ends good.
Just like Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones you get like five good seasons, Game of Thrones.
And then uh yeah, watch this, yeah let me watch Chris Wilson's 1 hour 15 minute video
in 3 minutes and 40 seconds guys.
I cannot do that.
I just watched it on 20 times speed.
I actually watched a bit of it, he was uh, you know he was popping off and he was playing.
He's clearly played a lot of Diablo 2.
I hope people are being critical of his gameplay but I didn't, I honestly watched it and I
kind of looks like Diablo 2 to me.
Very, very funny, quick LSM clip.
Boom, headshot, thanks for what I was able to finish.
Alright, get that band in there.
For real.
What'd you say?
Your action band.
Because like, nigga, what the fuck are you talking about?
Your action band.
I read that was so much like, joy.
You
Thanks, Michael, I'm able to finish it on your head appreciate you
That dude thanks for linking that bro, that's a quick funny LSA for that's it. That's such a good one, bro
That's such a good one. Okay. He's not looking self-remote. I saw all out
That was, I don't know what to do, man.
I guess I'm just desensitized to come and dicks, right?
So it's one of these things where...
My God, bruh.
Tell him, I don't know, then...
Oh, my God.
He did a donation about dicks and cum, bro.
Tell him, E3, I don't know what that means.
I don't understand what the reference is.
I guess somebody did his revelsome shit, but...
Let's shut the fuck up about politics and dog shit right now bro.
WE ABOUT TO WATCH THE SUMMER BOOST!
2026, Jeff Keely said,
the biggest summer games fest ever.
World premieres at the Wazoo, announcing a fucking
single-player based narrative game that's big dick as their final announcement.
Oh my god, and then we got and dude and then we call golf thick after the STF guys
Golfic afterwards you pull chance ready for that. She's about to go fucking down and it's possible. I'm not sponsored for the summer game
this broke
I'm I get excited about these things
These things may be excited
Like if you are not excited that they can announce your favorite game
You've ever played in your entire life at this show you understand that right?
The game is likely your favorite game, your current favorite game was announced at a summer
games fest.
Just let you know.
It is likely.
Should we have a game high guard?
Why are you 15 seconds behind bro?
Wait, what do you mean?
Don't bait me bro.
Why are you 15 seconds behind bro? Wait what do you mean?
Don't bang me bro
Don't bang me bro! Don't bang me bro!
Don't bang me!
Don't bang me!
Why do you always fucking trigger me?!
It's fucking 9 seconds!
I'm going to play that speed.
I'm going to play that speed.
I want to do five.
I'm doing it.
Yes, you guys are prepped and ready.
It sounds live.
It's a good one.
Don't worry.
All right.
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Summer Game Fest,
Gaming's biggest global showcase of what's next.
You know, we started SGF back in 2020
because we didn't want to lose that magic moment every June.
every June, gamers around the world come together to hype ourselves about the future.
New worlds, new stories, new characters, and yeah, maybe the return of some fan favorites too.
This is our seventh and biggest SGF, and I have to say guys, the magic is back.
We have a great show for you today.
Can I turn it up so loud by the way, Chen? I'm feeling like the...
Now over the next two hours, we, alongside some of the world's most talented game developers,
are going to show you why gaming's best days are right ahead of us.
What I love about SGF is that we put platforms and rivalries aside.
It doesn't matter where you play, everyone is welcome here today,
and right now everyone has a lot of games to play.
As you can see behind me in just the first five months of 2026,
Steam saw a record setting 9,265 new game releases,
And that's up from 7800 last year.
There are now more games and more creators than at any point in the history of this great media.
Now sure, a cynic might look at those numbers and think,
How can anyone possibly break through with their game?
But then...
Oh my god, I gotta pause and...
You fucking did this to me!
You told me to fucking speed it up and now look what's happened!
Great media.
Now sure, a cynic might look at those numbers and think,
Fuck my ass, bro! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass! Fuck my ass!
Why does everything always go wrong, dude?
We're going to Edge. We're going to Edge. We're on Edge. We're on Edge. We're just on Edge road-ogging.
Okay.
We're brand new IPs like Mugenics, Windrows, or Far Far West.
Okay.
Tells you something important.
Players, you guys are hungry for new experiences.
You want originality, games at different price points.
And when developers take bold, creative swings,
turns out you guys show up for them.
Really great.
So congratulations to all those games.
Now, you know, some games, they become global blockbusters,
but others actually find smaller, passionate communities
that love them deeply.
And today, both of those kinds of success matter.
The truth is not every game has to be for everyone.
That's what makes this medium so exciting right now
It makes SGF so rewarding because this show helps drive discovery.
I hope you find your next favorite game today.
So get ready to get wishlisting. Should we get on with the show?
OK, this is Max volume.
It's going to be a run ride.
So let's get started with our preview of what's ahead
with our first announcement.
I made it even out of you guys.
We? Yes?
So, you're the American who called earlier.
The sister of the men on the third floor.
Welcome to Paris. It's so nice to meet you.
What the fuck?
It's freezing. Come in.
Come in. We don't want you to catch a cold.
I hate to see it, but your father is, well, quite odd.
In we go.
Oh, no.
Oh, la, la, la.
Mekin faggling.
He's made such a mess again.
I think I just cleaned it up a week ago it's like a boulder roll through here
huh what the fuck is that lip sync it's terrible
oh the delightful biscuit
I'm sure he'll notice if we help ourselves
I'll bring some nice coffee to go with the biscuit
I'm on edge, I supposed to edge chat, I supposed to edge, edge has got nothing to do with me.
T.C.'s Jimaccio's.
Is there a Twitch stream?
Is there a Twitch stream?
I'm gonna watch the Twitch stream.
This is Twitch stream.
I'll move.
Clare Redfield.
Cloting!
Veronica!
There's another Veronica!
Whoa, dude!
2027, bro, 2027.
Capcom on a roll.
What a way to kick off the show.
Resident Evil Veronica revisits a classic title from the Resident Evil Universe, reimagining
the experience for today's players.
Thank you to Takuchi-san and Capcom for that incredible news.
Now, some surprise breaking news for one of the top independent game studios in the world.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hello there, I'm Cuphead here at Studio MDHR Headquarters.
And today, we have a special announcement for all of you.
We're happy to confirm that development has begun on a brand new, hand-animated Cuphead video game.
Our talented team has hard at work on this ambitious project, which will take Cuphead and Friends on a fresh exciting adventure.
Hmm. It's still in early stages, but we look forward to revealing more when the time is right.
Well, from all of us here at Studio MDHR, thank you for...
I didn't know this was Plop in.
Hello?
Yes?
Oh, indeed.
Oh, you want me to tell them?
Yes, I'll tell them.
Yes, right now.
Well, it seems I have one more surprise.
A small team within our studio has been working in secret on something completely different.
This new project is a love letter to the era that brought us into the world of video games.
We have prepared a sneak peek, and I'd say...
It's pretty radical, hmm? Over here?
Uh-huh. Pretty radical.
Let's roll the clip!
Now in development at Studio MDHR,
it's Mighty Cuphead Adventure!
A new fast-action platform shooter with arcade quality graphics,
and amazing sound.
Mighty Cuphead Adventures!
Oh, from Studio MDHR!
Eh, I don't like that again.
It's a mod though, for sure.
You know I love my puppets, that was great,
and there you have it, two brand new games
from Studio MDHR up in Canada
with Mighty Cuphead Adventure,
a true 8-bit action platformer
platformer coming to consoles and PC and then a brand new hand animated Cuphead
game has been confirmed to great news all right well now please join me in
welcoming my co-host and partner in a new game discovery website called looking
for game I'm gonna go I'm gonna go to push I'm gonna go to push I'm gonna go to
push I don't trust guys I want to score some pushage what's the best moment to
do it. Not yet. Thanks, Jeff. I am thrilled to be back here at Summer Gamefest, and I'm
excited to share in so many incredible announcements. Now this next one is very special for me.
Wait for my ball game. We've all been waiting to see for a long time. Let's watch another
What about game?
it's probably gonna get a little bit more
Oh my god! You won right from the alien!
Hi, I'm Isle Hope, Creative Director of Alien Isolation 2.
to. And I'm Anna Sofikova, our Director of Alien Isolation 2.
On behalf of the whole survival team at Great Reassembly, we're very excited to share our
return to the survival horror genre. It's been 12 years since we released the first
Alien Isolation, and we're continuing what we started, creating an authentic new chapter
which builds on that core isolation experience of escaping the terrified,
unkillable, relentless alien.
And this time, we're unleashing the alien on an unsuspecting colony world.
From the claustrophobic confines of the colony itself to the exposed and storm ravaged landscapes
surrounding it, Kurosaki Station is the new hunting ground for the ultimate apex predator.
Players will face a desperate struggle to survive and escape,
and we cannot wait to show you more in the future. Thanks!
Thanks so much Anna and Al. Today we are honored to have one of gaming's true visionaries here with us in the office.
For more than two decades, his work has reminded us that games can be emotional and deeply human.
From Pico, to Shadow of the Colossus, to The Last Guardian, he has left an unforgettable mark on this medium.
Please join me in recognizing the legendary Fumito Uedasan.
Let's go, that guy!
And now, let's talk about his next game.
A few years ago, we gave you an early glimpse at Ueda-san's next game, then known as Project
Robot.
Well, now, it's time to step deeper into the mysterious, unsettling, and epic world that
marks Ueda's first game in a decade.
Let's take a look!
Oh shit. Oh shit.
It's fucking hit, bro. It's fucking hit. It's on a hit.
Oh
I
I
Incredible
All right, I cannot wait for Jen Atlas. Thank you. Wait a son. All right. Well next we travel to the east
To China, circa 848 AD, Blood Message is a cinematic,
single-player action-adventure game from NetEase.
You are a messenger who embarks on a perilous eastward
odyssey with your son fighting against impossible odds.
何惜是與土波無時與在 一起分歧 卻從未有人堅守如魔等之久
今日天槍大劫 以寡破重 陪對著當季守攻
Oh shit, you came in again.
Here you go!
Master, they say that if you don't fight with Xigui, you can also take our family.
We'll get you.
I wonder what the effect they had on it feels like play.
There's one snow, bro.
There's literally no snow.
It's him.
And we don't snow it in there.
Now please welcome a game developer who is visiting the US for the first time in two decades.
From RGG Studio, it's Masayoshi Yokoyama.
YOSHI!
Oh no, no, wait!
Wait!
Are you crazy, are you?
Not the phone, I think I'm done.
Konnichiwa, Yokoyama desu.
Honjitsu wa Stranger's The Heaven ni tsuite atarachi happyo ga ozai masu wa kochira no ezo wo gorakkudasai.
Hello everyone, this is Yokoyama.
Today, we have an exciting new update about Stranger Than Heaven.
First, please take a look at this.
I'm not gonna let you go.
I'm not gonna let you go.
If you don't save Kejiro, my life will start.
Snoop Dogg!
What?
TOO BUCK!
What?
Wait, how did he...
That was too much of a game!
Huh?
What the fuck?
He's crazy!
We have a lot to talk about, but first of all, we have a release date.
The release date is January 15th, 2027.
And the new cast has been included in the trailer, but let's talk to this person about it.
more about that, I'd like to bring out a special guest.
Please welcome Snoop Dogg.
Oh, shit.
He's gonna be the fuck about guys for a minute.
He said, this is man.
He's gonna be the fuck about guys.
He's literally an inch apart from Yolo.
He's good with music.
My friend?
Snoops, everyone's talking about this gig.
Welcome.
It's so good to have you here, man.
So you team it up with Yoko Yaha.
Tell us how does this happen? Why do you want to work with our GG?
I mean, I'm a big fan of Sega I've been playing that game since it first came out and you know to be associated with such a great game
It's such a great person like this. It's an amazing, you know feet for me
So I'm happy to be a part of it. Now we got to talk about what just announced in this trailer
That's to pocket a part of this
You know we the to pocket state and my son and myself we work very closely together
So it just made sense to put him in in this game because his likeness and his spirit still lives on and I just feel like it
Was so connected to what we're doing. So what y'all think?
Game what's insane I'm sure you got more surprises in there too. I know the song sounds great
Well, we're looking forward to hearing more on Stranger in Heaven
I also ask you about something a couple years ago at TGA you and Cordell talked about death row games or something
You guys want to do any updates on what's happening there?
Yeah, DRG.
Yes, sir.
Defro games, you know, we've built in a hip-hop gaming
universe, bringing an authentic culture to life,
you know what I'm saying?
And we just got a lot of plans that we're planning on actually
bringing to life in the next couple of months.
OK, well, we'll hopefully hear more on that soon.
Yes, sir.
Thank you very much, Snoop Dogg.
Thank you for joining us.
Don't be on the spot.
We'll be a song.
Thanks, guys.
Fantastic.
Snoop!
More crazy stuff to come.
All right, next, we're excited to announce the stunning debut
title from a new studio in Sweden.
Hex is an open world action adventure game
from key creators behind the Division and Little Nightmares.
You brave the wild north as researchers stranded
in a mind bending, player shaped procedural world.
This is a very cool game.
Take a look.
We are in danger. We have a signal.
You make a move. We'll kill one. You'll see what happens there.
This looks like ahhh...
Lift the attack right as in some other game.
Control.
Thanks, right? Yeah.
There was another game that was almost the exact same as this.
Recently, right? It was a procedurally generated.
You and your friends.
I remember we watched trailers for something delicious, very delicious, but I guess it's basically dominated.
Thank you!
Dude, that's some other mix I like.
I can't wait to see more from hex it looks absolutely stunning we have much
more SGF to come but first on June 14th Dead by Daylight is celebrating its
10th anniversary watch this closely because here's a little
Is this an ad?
No.
If I dare like... Wait, is this a time to switch?
To twitch? Shade and bubble switching? This is fine, right?
It's fine. Believe me. It's just fine.
What's going on?
three, two, you
are you one, are you two, are you three, are you four, are you five, are you six, are you seven, are you three, are you nine, are you ten
so homenous we need to call the happiness
so homenous we call the happiness
how old are you now
Whoa, whoa dude, it's a bit more deadlier than I thought it was.
Whoa, wait a minute.
That was a hell of a magnitude, what is this?
What the fuck is this?
What's a model shell?
Wait, wait, the edge of this is like, hell and right, but it's like, wait, it looks uncanny.
It's the classic, it's the mom joke.
A lot of these are definitely going to be vehicles that you build up for the top reasons
or you can hit him down, so he's gone far in the future.
Silver Slam? Yeah, I don't know, though.
If it weren't
We were joining
We do not run had you to follow the orders of a state of madness
But act according to our own collective madness
All those in favor of storming this cold and taking this shit stop
Wait, this is the remastered on a remake, right? Or it's the same engineer.
It's actually a remake.
What?
Welcome back to SGF. That was Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinced, which is arriving July 9th.
Now it's time for the announcement of a game that reunites one of the best action game developers in the world with a legendary franchise.
Touch it.
Okay, there's a scan of the, uh, as I said, here it goes.
It was not as inundation, but fuck up, this is that quarter, this is my baby.
Oh shit, we're pairing our studios!
Is that the girl?
Wait, is that the girl?
Is that gonna be, uh, the electric?
What does that mean, is the game any good?
You guys having fun yet?
We are just getting started, believe it or not.
Alright, well that's another TMNT game from Platinum Games.
I cannot wait to learn more about Last Ronin.
Now, please welcome two-time TGA loser for Expedition 33 and Final Fantasy 16.
It's Ben Starr who voices the visitor in Fortnite.
Loser! Loser!
Hello Summer Game Fest!
For the past little while I have had the incredible opportunity to step into the world of Fortnite as the visitor.
And today I finally get to share a glimpse of where that journey is heading next.
next. We've been working on this for a long time. A new season is about to begin and everything
is about to change. Let me show you what's coming in Fortnite's next season runners, launching later tonight.
The hunt for power breeds chaos, and that chaos is spreading with these sprites, creatures
born from zero point energy.
They can make you stronger,
faster,
or dangerous.
No one can resist that kind of power.
So we must secure them.
Oh my god, that's a twitch!
Someone let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Oh, Fortnite's gone!
Let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Let's twitch!
Okay, good.
What the fuck is what's up?
Now, if you're wondering how we end up on this new island, you'll have to jump into the shattered event happening live inside Fortnite right after Summer Game Fest.
This season we asked every player to choose a side, and in the live event that choice changes your experience.
It has all been building to this moment. The party starts at 7pm Eastern time, but the door gets born outside the end of the event.
I've got a little surprise only 10. It's literally only 720p
Okay, we're going to YouTube we're gonna YouTube yeah, it's your phone. I'm gonna YouTube. Oh my god
I cannot believe it's this fucked bar. I cannot believe the gate. You'll want to stay to the very end. Oh my fucking god
I cannot fucking do it, bro. Every time there's some bullshit
We're gonna speed it up again!
Live! Go live!
It's not live, fucking speed.
This ends now!
Get back to normal?
Alright.
Oh my fucking god!
Not sirens.
For a moment the future felt promising.
Not here. That promise is alive.
Sorry, I have to f5 it. I have to f5 it. I have to f5 it. That's what it is.
It's something fucked. Stop telling me that fucking it's behind.
You think it's 720p and it's live or we get this?
Fuck!
This is what we're getting, whatever this is, we're watching it.
We're going back to edge, we're going back to edge, we're going back to edge, edge, game
the game was game was this one on edge I don't know what the fuck is wrong with
fucking you to
Why is sitting here with the upwards?
I'm sorry for that jam.
DUN DAMN ROAD WOMEN!
Okay, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for that.
me. I'm here.
Thousands of games launch every year, so finding your next favorite can be tough.
That's why I'm launching my new newsletter, Looking For Game.
Thank you.
I'll be curating and selecting games that deserve your attention every week
and sending demos and exclusive playtest invites
straight to your inbox.
Head over to lookingfor.game to sign up with player.gg.
Speaking of fun, unexpected games,
this next title comes from a solo developer,
Adrienne Mulero from SPI.
It is a co-op physics game about two geese
and one very fragile egg.
Okay, are you ready to be a parent?
Sure, don't worry. This is a piece of cake.
Be careful! Be careful with our little baby!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Careful! Careful! Go left!
You're on the left!
Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
That's right, it's one of these anger-based games, but go left!
You're on the left!
Okay, Newt Lane, this is the third one.
Are you listening to me?
What is this? It's way too hard!
Oh, shall we go, baby? If we work together, I know we can do it.
How? This is extremely hard!
Oh, gosh, that looks really hard.
Maybe if we look for some more people, it would be easier.
It's like trying to get there or something, right?
Congratulations, Peter.
What a fun game.
All right, now it is time for a debut game from a veteran team of developers who come
from Naughty Dog and Infinity Ward and other amazing studios.
Over the past half decade, they've quietly been working on an ambitious new project.
Here is the global announcement.
Oh, oh.
People are endlessly disappointed.
They're greedy.
They're cruel.
They lie.
They're bullies.
Hey, Snokes. Here, go over.
So that's what I say when I look at someone like you.
Bully.
See, that's what we're different.
I generally like most people.
Oh, then you're truly a sick fuck.
That's no good.
We need to move.
I'll be coming for you.
That looks good.
You're not one of them anymore.
Well that's temporary.
Just like you and me.
You guys don't understand the death threat.
Not like we did.
I got a word when I need to survive so be it
for now
Bro he would stab her instantly
We fight those things together
I'll die alone
He would over barricade
She's got a lot of sparrows
I have both
No no no no, do not touch him
You fight together or die alone.
For over 18 years, Jacob and I have developed character-driven games with the goal of thoroughly
connecting design and story.
In Crossfire, two opposing operators must form a temporary alliance.
on one another is their only chance of survival.
To support this narrative, we completely rethought how cover and traversal work together and
created a system that rewards tactical thinking, stealth, and repositioning.
It's called adaptive cover.
With adaptive cover, our player character Leila dynamically adjusts her stance to react
to the complex terrain and the enemy's line of sight.
It fundamentally changes your relationship with the environment and becomes an active
skill to master.
Shout out to our amazing team at That's No Moon, who are meticulously crafting Crossfire.
It's for all of you who, like us, love high-agency, single-player, story-driven games.
Thank you.
You're welcome. She's gone crazy.
Get the fuck on stage.
Amazing. Thank you so much, Jacob and Taylor.
Now, last year at the Game Awards, we introduced the next game from Remedy Entertainment.
Here's a new look at the mind-bending world of Control Resonant.
That wasn't a big reveal.
It's been seven years.
The oldest house has...
fallen.
Everything we tried to contain is now loose in the streets of Manhattan.
This was caused by a new type of hostile resonance.
It is beyond anything that we can currently measure.
It's all quite terrifying.
And fascinating.
This is like a gang game, that's what it's called, gang play, but...
It's not like a gang, but you know gang play, that's good.
That's interesting.
sweety
All this and down is deep deeper keep searching for the solutions in every way we can
It's country as well like what's going on. I'm not able to fuck son on before it's too late. Hi. Hi actually
Right now it's time for another Summer Game Fest exclusive, the announcement of the next game in a storied franchise.
We all have our own reasons for coming to this vast frontier.
But for our guilt, we who protect this land, one reason stands above all others.
Is this the guilty ones?
Our wonder.
You feel it too.
The destiny can rise.
Wonder at the astonishing power that shakes this land of war.
At the great spirits to whom we are bound. At the gods who hold dominion over all.
We cannot guarantee your comfort or even your safety.
But if you yearn for horizons unexplored, for fellowship and purpose, for a cause worth
dying to, to you we can promise.
Magic!
You know, Wars 3.
That's where we go.
There you go.
I wonder what systems they're going to have that's going to make it so crazy though.
That means nothing to me.
What have they got?
They got an immediate code list.
You have like a thousand to be a thousand.
Like what's what's what's the deal?
What systems they got?
To everyone watching both here and live online
around the world, I'm Colin Johansson,
the studio head at ArenaNet.
And I want to thank you for watching
the exclusive first look at our upcoming game.
The time is right for the next evolution of the MMORPG.
We've heard this a million times.
And that game is Guild Wars 30.
I've heard this so many times.
I'm the data, I'm the data.
Glad you all agree.
Guild Wars 3 is an epic world that is both beautiful and fun to explore,
where the joy of movement is powered by your character's momentum,
and combat will usher in an entirely new type of mmo experience.
Okay, new combat.
By launching on pc and playstation 5, we're inviting the biggest audience yet
to experience the world of guild wars.
We're so excited to welcome all of you to join our Guild Wars community.
Go to GuildWars3.com to sign up for our newsletter right now.
Thank you.
What's the new combat?
I have so many questions.
I have so many questions.
I'm interested though, very interested.
Thanks, Colin.
Get ready to blast across the galaxy with daring races,
dangerous rivals, and some very familiar faces.
Star Wars Galactic Racer is coming this October and now it's time to head to a brand new planet, Dervin Acos.
Now this is pod racing.
And Jen, I'm not a hater, I've just seen them say the buzzwords about the next generation in the moon.
We welcome Dervin Acos.
Get it at that once.
Champions are born and losers are nierrated.
My sources say you've been making friends amongst our fellow league pilots.
Racers don't go ahead to head against the Bulba.
Legends do
They are not your friends. I've seen your cast aside
Stay out of my way
What
Let's see if it's got a good gameplay, bro.
Let's be real and it's got a cool aesthetic.
it does the justice of the kind of fun game
I swear to God.
I did it, but I did it at 4th class of the ship.
So wait for it to happen.
I'm going to pull this back.
I'm going to pull this back.
The audio is weird.
Alright.
We watch it on Twitch at the same 20K, and then if you don't get these issues, you watch them on YouTube and get these videos.
I don't know.
It was decent, Chad. It was decent.
A few years ago, we announced SEGA's plans to bring back many of its classic franchises, including Jet Set Radio.
Another one is Virtua Fighter.
So, let's tell you, this is giving me a mental breakdown.
I'm having a mental breakdown.
I don't know what to do.
Is Virtual Fighter Crossroads?
Is it them?
I need you to just go to Twitch.
I need you to just go to Twitch.
My Tim's running out of ideas for this.
You think it's them?
I used to plug your shit in, that's okay.
Are you talking about your ex?
Hey, hey, I got an idea for you.
Okay, Stella. But you're hungry after this morning, huh?
Huh
Your sister's really taking this whole job thing seriously
Fix the audio please
They're all saying
Fuck my ass!
Shit!
This is not that I blow over, Seattle!
You fucked with the Chinese mafia!
Alright, thank god.
Oh god, the fucking hell!
Alright, just take it easy.
Is the Twitch's audio bugged?
Is Twitch's audio bugged?
Twitch's audio is not bugged.
I'm gonna watch it there.
It's someone changed.
Because obviously YouTube's audio bugged.
It's not just me, Chad, it's everyone.
That's...
You're...
You're...
Chad, it's not my audio.
It's not my audio.
It's everyone on YouTube right now.
You play the part of a fighter.
But...
Literally look.
You are lacking in kung fu.
Holy lag, holy lag.
Audio is sort of up behind.
Audio, do you think, is ruining it?
Oh my god.
It's literally...
Okay, so we're going to go to Twitch.
We're going to Twitch, the Game Awards,
and then we'll see if it's bugged there.
What?
And 20 years tomorrow,
that Durial321 wreaked havoc in Falador.
Finally, this legendary universe
is coming to console with Runescape Dragon Wilds playable now on PC and early access.
Here's a new look. You have a choice between 720p
and not desynced or desynced, and Chilly the Bean's way better with Wario.
Few survive the land of dragons,
but some seek more than survival.
They fight, they attack, they build, they stride boldly into the unknown, claiming dominion
I'm forging that mission.
I will probably grab you if you don't like that.
I will probably grab you if you don't like that.
Watch it on Twitter.
In the ebbings spring, the skies will clot.
Our shedding seeds make piles of rot.
Odion's cast with Tempest Rare, Red Mino's squirm in Tainted Clare.
Three virtues known, not all be cast for us and doom and death.
I'll last. Find me. Fall. Or I'll find you.
Watch it on stage, you will think watch it on stage.
Welcome to the Krakalo Park.
It's okay, they're not actually monsters. We're just a lot smaller now.
You're a clever girl!
If you find a distinct audience, you're looking at a living fossil!
Hey guys, you're gonna want to see this!
Please tell me that was your stomach.
Hold on to your buggies. For a survival epic, 65 millimeters in the making.
What the hell did we get ourselves into?
Wow, there you go, we'll just live in a big update, or a big update.
Some guys leave it to luck.
I'm ready for weapon game action.
Pledge of the eye on the role of the Dykes.
Dykes.
Not me.
You can have all the luck in the world.
But what matters is the choice you make when the cards are on the table.
Does not be a win this.
That is.
Yes, that was indeed a young Don Salieri from the original Mafia, Man of Honor expands Enzo's
journey in Mafia the Old Country this August. Okay, can you imagine working on something
for 16 years of your life? Back in 2010, the creator of Assassin's Creed set out on a journey
to build his next time-bending epic.
Today, after many twists and turns,
it is finally time for Patrice Desilet
to invite you in to his new world.
I was born to be the Collector.
To protect a world I cannot be a part of.
Destined to be feared for what I am.
It is my fate.
I have devoted my life to facing them.
Those granted the power to raise souls.
Those corrupted by their gifts,
Tilting the ancient balance to old cataclysms.
But at last, their debt is given.
You're rich?
Every choice, every breath, has led me to this moment.
As the moon bears witness, I take the first step.
My time has come.
I am ready.
Six success, dude?
Sure.
And snap, 66.
One JT6.
One JT6.
I like this game, bro.
What's that about?
Thank you, Jeff.
Thank you, everyone.
1666 has been a monumental
and emotional journey.
David Lynch once said
the film is the talking.
That's how I feel
today about the game.
Instead of explaining features,
I'll simply say this.
features I'll simply say this as of right now the prologue is free to download on steam and a
big game store damn okay the prologue it's a 30-minute story experience and a mousbouche if you will
I'll leave you with a glimpse of what's to come when the game launches on early access later this
year join us for the journey thank you and I'll see you in 16 years someone with the early access
Is that the end of the game?
What the fuck are the cats about, bro?
The kids just teach you how to cat, bro.
Your cat must be an important mechanic.
Thank you, Patrice. Still to come, we've got a lot of great announcements for you, including
a special surprise guest.
He's out.
So, bro.
The gang.
Wait, that's Billy from SAW?
Hey, brother.
Hello.
I want to play a game.
Oh, you want to play a game?
That's great.
We're here at Summer Game Fest.
This is all about playing games.
Perfect.
Roll the tape.
You heard the puppet.
Roll the tape.
A hundred years have passed since the genesis of the effects of life from a mobile game
They call you a monster.
But I call you a prophet.
Pain is our only true path to redemption.
It strips away the lies that people tell themselves.
Only then do they get to see...
what really makes them take advantage.
A sacrifice must always be paid in blood.
How to sell a lot of that kind of stuff.
Never die.
Your book, Bound in Blood.
what inspires those who are worthy imagine show this trailer like some
crushing people like the spiral leads ever deeper like let the games begin
2026 Gantra, that was a crazy bro.
Just extremely cool at the level.
No! I was scared!
What's this?
You are ready to bleed, Barra.
Are you?
Oh shit, I want you to kill women.
The veil between realms is unprofit.
Life or death, you alone will decide.
The Lords of the Fallen 2,
witnessed now.
Oh, shit. The Lords of the Fallen.
They look so close to the actual position, so...
That's right. Lords of the Fallen 2 is also coming to steam this fall.
Next up is a brand new game from Bitreactor,
a studio formed by some of the most experienced developers
in the tactic genre.
This is Star Wars Zero Company.
Intelligence was just briefed on a suburb, just fleet massing in the Saralina system.
Then we need to make our move.
He got someone.
Zero company.
What do you got from him, honey?
We're at Silius.
Coil's been spotted meeting with local gangsters.
Find out what they're up to.
I've been tracking five of them for months.
She's at the center of it all.
Alright, let's get a team together.
It's just like XCOM, right?
Yeah, so it's XCOM, but like it's not.
We work with all kinds of folks.
Ex-separatist.
Ex-noble.
Ex-cons.
And we're better for our lives.
We're almost there.
We just gotta finish this jell-up.
Here we go!
You give me time to be living by this jell-up.
This is like a hell of a lot of time.
General Skywalker.
The hell able to light the games?
Well, surprise at the end there, alright?
Dark Fantasy has always been about one thing, the monster within, and today, one of Europe's
most ambitious studios is ready to take you into a brutal new world where vampires have
emerged.
I'm hiding.
Come in.
Come in
The box please
Get out of there, army!
You don't give up easy, Eddie.
I won't. Neither do I.
You certainly have reasons to hate me.
Oh shit, that's a game, bro!
My son...
You've ruined my life.
We crave safe-thing.
Evil?
Am I evil?
They adore me!
They're a pawn in Princess's hands, nothing more.
Wait this one, damned one, I'll see you.
I've done the unthinkable for my own family.
Staddle!
I'll be real
Nomination is not enough to defeat your fate, Lord Walker
Oh my god we're gonna get a twitch, yeah we're gonna get a twitch
How many innocence did you trade in trying?
Watch the game, you're gonna get that lag in the order
We are so different after war
Okay, we're going to steam, we're going to steam, we're going to steam right now, chat.
I hear the guy on the steam right now.
We're going to steam.
Hello, everyone. My name is Kodato.
Shhh, steam.
Hello, everyone. We're going to steam, steam.
We're on steam. How do I get music on steam?
How do I get sound on steam?
So, what's an invitation to join us on a...
Oh my god, steam is good, bro.
...adventure to era eras and cultures in our story-driven open-world dark fantasy saga.
Steam.
The first part, a CGI, shows where our saga leads to, a present-day adventure.
The gameplay segment that followed is from our current game, and it's an origin story of Coen.
I hope you will have as much fun playing our game as we had making it.
Thank you, and have a great rest of the show.
Thanks Conrad. Next the creators of Among Us have been hard at work on a new project.
And today, we're revealing it for the first time.
Oh
I'm sorry very what the fuck
Oh, shit.
From the Among Us TV series, please welcome
Evetnical Brown and Liv Hewson.
TV series.
The fuck is going on?
Hello, Summer Gaifers!
Huh?
Hey!
We are so excited about the future of Among Us
as crew members ourselves, our task is sharing even more good news about the animated series.
Um, Yvette?
Uh-huh.
Look, I know fans have been dying for updates, but there's a dead body right there.
And the imposter could be any one of us.
Hmm.
I think this calls for an emergency meeting.
So you'd rather call a meeting than complete our task.
That's suspicious.
Sus, bro.
I'll have to report this to Mirror HQ!
Oh, I mean, I don't think there's any need.
Ah, take it up with admin.
And now, the moment you've all been waiting for.
Get hyped for chaos, betrayal, and more in the Among Us series.
Enjoy.
The official cause of death, a cute ripping off of the face.
Was it crewmate, that's a noopsy.
Three makes it a murder mystery.
Any one of us could be the killer.
Was it you?
Whoever smelt it dealt it if only there was someone who could take charge
Wow, that was a lot of screaming
Is that Elijah would it is that bonus guy am I tripping?
What's back there
What the fuck is this, when like a meme is dead except the extreme version?
Would you believe me if I said some of our biggest surprises at SGF are still to come?
Stay tuned and it turns out there's more coming from one of this year's best reviewed
games 007 First Light.
Here's a first tease of a new story mission coming later this year.
We've received an urgent call from the left, James. King Barthemar of Ices MI6 has helped with
the matter the most sensitive and he's asked for you personally. Our alliance with Barthemar is
fragile at best, but if he has what he claims to have, well, M figures the reward as well worth the
risk go back to a left and find out what this is all about best of luck 007
I know it's been difficult all these years the unbelievers mocked you for your faith
Tonight we shall show everyone how long they were!
SIVAR!
HALAKON!
GARBAG! REBIG! THE SCALL!
Yo that looks sick bro!
THE SCALL! WITH THAT GARBAG REBIG!
We're back!
We're back!
I think someone's trying to send Jack.
I'm just saying. I'll see if he's trying to run.
I think someone's trying to help me now.
Yes, we're on this game.
But with some actual presses.
That makes a lot of brasses.
It's like so much better than you got a Wargamer, because like the checks, it looks like it's like...
How old do they look, Chad? I should or not.
I'm looking to find the source of the disturbance and ended to do that. I need a complete picture
This is all a brain-dancel simulation.
Maybe the two of you really are from another universe.
Leaps up!
What is this?
I
Waves Tom Saibopunk?
What the fuck, man?
That was a look at what's ahead for Wurthery Waves in its collab with Saibopunk Edge Runners on June 8th.
Now if you want to track all the games shown today, head to player.gg.sgf to see the full lineup and wishlist your favorites across all platforms.
Right now, it's time for news on a massive expansion coming to a franchise that has been on this stage before.
Why theory unmigrated the way of buildings? And how did the sky...
Can't stop wondering how can all this exist up amongst the clouds?
Come on, side of A's a party. You fuckin' Aaron, I'm on side of A, you fuckin' Aaron.
Fuck your legs, all the game, I'm so in.
We can affect the environment with just their presence.
A new and natural disaster.
Too powerful to tame, not too difficult to reproduce.
Sounds like another dragon.
ha
No
You know it's all for nothing, still you press on.
I
Oh, there he is. Okay, I can't go.
I think I'll be wukong truism, I don't know, wukong tlc.
This is for no gameplay.
What do you got?
Swords of Legends.
Huh?
Is it by the same company?
That was a new look at gameplay from Swords of Legend, a fantasy action RPG.
There you saw a boss fight against Kong Kong Zi, with each move pulled from real, centuries-old
Chinese magic tradition.
Now how about a little toy car magic?
Get ready for lots of loop-to-loops and massive jumps with the announcement of the biggest
Hot Wheels racing game yet.
We just appreciate how much better the staying quality is than every other video or provided
service that exists.
I was going for a bit of reassurance.
Makes no sense.
This is kind of like that.
We're done.
I don't think we can look through it.
Alright, I don't think we can look through it.
The dude that lost not puts an effort.
Look at the dash button.
Shit. Speaking as a dad, that game is just pretty cool.
There's no gore, it looks like a fun game.
Let's go!
That's Ice!
That can be a different sound.
I actually got some extra kits, but this is lagging out.
It's so lagging.
Sonic on like the fuck was that shit.
I'm so excited.
It's a pain in the fuck.
He go back with Sonic!
Okay, I had a t-shirt talking to my kids, and they were fighting each other by like, little, little...
Happy anniversary, Sonic, and happy birthday, Sega.
Alright, now the world premiere of a project that depicts the entire story of a famous anime from beginning to end.
Dedicate your heart to this.
Oh yeah is that that weird shit? It is right? The attack on time or something?
Oh come on dude come on Gabe? Gabe? Gabe? Gabe? Do I trip or something? Gabe?
You are dead!
This way.
The one who has the power to kill is the one who has the power to kill.
I'm...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...
It's kinda the same, Jan. I've never seen this intro given, but I know I could instantly identify it.
They definitely have an aesthetic, don't they?
From many of the creative leaders behind Forza Horizon comes a new cinematic open-world
driving experience. Set in Monaco and the French Riviera, where the worlds of pro and
underground street racing collide, this is Clutch from Maverick Games.
We have two drivers dead. Three more in intensive care.
when I start.
I gotta be taking risk at this,
and my lead driver in the R1 game.
I've tried to help you.
I'm not going to gel for you.
I feel like you're saying that's fear.
All respect.
You're honest.
One.
Long after.
Yes.
Well then, oh dude, get, get, get, get, get, get, get, get.
Are we going back to YouTube yet? We're going back to YouTube.
Not internet today. Game voice is gone like every play.
Not more like...
Not like through Shadow Patch.
There's nothing else like this that can happen.
It's literally a new game.
Chronicles medieval.
It's not man, won't play, it's a game.
We have lots more Summer Game Fest ahead and trust me, trust me, you definitely will want to stick around.
Right now, here's a new look at Sea of Remnants from Nettys.
Nettys, oh god.
Every face feels out of line, that's how I know they're all mine
We don't feel it, we don't care
Broken drugs and broken hair
They say, pull or vacuate
Make your side and not afraid
Make it up, make it up
Don't look back, practice on the truth
If it's not the last day
We'll steal this night
Make it loud
Say we're lost, say we're strange
It's a simple fade and just the way, but it's meant to relax, just chill, and comforts them by all of you
Can't touch and I'm down, and I'm all runnin' down
It's impossible to sleep, let's unite this side of me
Will you play your fan ever?
In a world, in a room, on a shelf?
Uh, guys, is it me or is there something off with this one?
Yeah, he seems different.
Because he always had that mustache?
He doesn't have a mustache.
Oh yeah.
Hey buddy, what's your deal?
Howdy, thanks for you.
What's all this mess about me being different?
me being different.
Well, look at that.
He sounds different, too.
What in the Sam Hill?
Everyone in Tokyo talks like this.
I know what this is.
It's called a knock-off.
What a poor nation!
Coulda not are doing this!
Howdy!
Doke it!
Yikes.
The Capcom Summer Game Sale is here!
Take home Jenny Wyne, bona fide, 100% authentic, real deals on select titles.
You're not us.
I can't do it if you're watching.
Uh huh.
Ladies and gentlemen, representing the elite ranks of the Ark Society, Mr. Gray!
That's an yellow, that's an yellow.
What's that name?
I hear the spirit of it with the bros, ayy
Yeah, my heart's giving me a stab
When I pulled up the light, my best
It's the interesting way of the F-Cuts big game, right?
So they do that little episodes
They have some famous tutors in it
It's what they got Wiz Khalifa in there
Okay, that's a hand, fuck it
That's a cool idea
Little episode, thanks
It's a reason to come back and play the game, right? Like, what? You mission's out.
It's a Pokemon.
It's a POWERWATERBOND!
Oh, shit, what the fuck is that?
I'm gonna play that I'm gonna play that you think I won't I'm gonna play the fuck out of that hot
I think I lost my play in that.
July 10, when's that?
When's that?
There you have it, Pow World 1.0 is coming out on July 10.
Now at the start of the show, I mentioned we'll have lots of new worlds to explore today
and the return of some long-awaited ones as well.
game falls into that last category. It's been a long, long, long, eight years.
I am a 5, 6 total so far. Each case, husband and wife found, shredded.
This is one of the most telltale games we've ever played.
People are dying.
Some monster is out there.
We're to all the precincts.
You're the guy to call.
Bigby, Sheriff.
I'll have your job within the week.
Are you living under a rock?
You were raging dumpster fire of a person.
I take this pleasure.
She's a detective
Ready to get to work
Yo, no fucking golly. I'm not playing shit on that one too good games bro 22. I'm gonna play both these games
both those games
That game looks kind of shitshap, but it's not. Trust. It's crack. The first one's crack.
That's all that is.
I-I-I'll know. I don't look human.
His lips are sealed. But I'm not helpless.
The seal is just...
I was wondering when you'd turn up.
It's stear- It's a fairy tale character.
Oh, that comes from me. The procedures.
It's good.
On the door to remaster as well
That's right big B is finally back and as we
And as we wait for his new adventure in 2027 check out the wolf among us remastered this holiday
Now this next game comes from an acclaimed studio that is deep into development on its next project guys
The wolf mongers the first one without remaster is fine. I
I just played it like a year ago. It was great so...
What the fuck is this?
I'm listening.
Scarlett Sim, that's the beginning and end of it all.
How about you try taking a hit?
You're acting a little strange today.
Oh, yeah? It's our first mission in a while, aren't you?
I'm listening.
Scarlett Sim, that's the beginning and end of it all.
How about you try taking a hit?
You're acting a little strange today.
First mission in a while. Are you a little excited? Stop saying weird things
Okay, take it easy
Quiet you're moving
Initiating C-3 sink ready
As my clothes not love this female
I can't stand the crowds.
It'd be better for both of us if we got out of here quickly.
It looks like this is always where things go wrong.
Hey.
What are you saying?
It's a good idea.
Maybe we'll do the target stop.
Marken! The post-rain!
Southpain!
Hey!
Take your daddy off the block!
Jesus Christ!
This game's as... boxed!
Ha!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Who's this kid now? This is what I can take, like...
Did there be a DLC to Lux edition early in the passage sound fully the whole time, right?
Pull on it, there we go.
Get the Lux edition.
Oh, there we go.
That's it. That's it. That's it.
That's it.
Shit.
Not when I say it.
That was a good one.
Shift Up is returning to the world of Stellar Blade with an all new sequel developed entirely
by the original team that's here today.
Set in the same universe as Stellar Blade, this next chapter continues the story beyond
the events of the first game, introducing a new protagonist who you saw there, Evie.
It's early in development and we will have more to share in the future.
Alright, we're almost done, but not quite.
It's been almost exactly three years,
since Street Fighter 6 was released in June 2023.
What's ahead?
This is Street Fighter 6, year four.
What's this?
Street Fighter 6 is already entering year four,
but I can sense that we already have new challenge.
Okay, come on, just a little more,
I do more about it, it's just, every stream's fucked.
Currently, Gage Stream's also fucked.
Come on, Gage.
Let's get going.
Of course he is.
God damn those assets are gonna move, bro.
Holy shit, bro. Imagine how punching is shit.
What's that gonna look like?
Please welcome to the SPF stage Nakayama-san, director of Street Fighter 6, and Hamaguchi-san, director of Square Enos.
Some big eyes, Teddy.
That's a cute kiddies.
And today, we will announce the special collaboration of Final Fantasy VII.
Thanks to all of you, Tifa has reached its third anniversary.
And today, we are announcing this special collaboration with Final Fantasy.
Tifa is a character from the world.
That's why she is fighting in the world of Tifa.
Tifa is a character loved by the players all around the world
That's exactly why our goal was this to bring to life a Tifa who truly fights within the world of Street Fighter 6
Ishoya
Why people like Tifa? I don't know Tifa to shite katachi in shima shita
Matilla not only that, I got two ideas to shite saizekkei shite imasu
Everything from her design to movement has been rebuilt as Tifa the Street Fighter
Materia has also been reimagined as a new gameplay system.
We cannot show it today, but we adapted an iconic Final Fantasy element to the battle experience.
Tifa's fight is far from over. We hope you all look forward to what's coming next.
Oh my god.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
It's like, she's so generic. She's like a chicken and meat.
It looks huge, but it's on the dongs instead.
Thank you to Hamaguchi-san and Nakayama-san for coming all the way from Japan to join us
for that special moment on stage. Then we'll see you guys again later this year.
All right.
J.C.'s wave to the Tifa.
Now has come time for our final announcement.
I know.
Okay, here we go.
What's it gonna be guys?
High god? High god?
Any guesses? No.
Frankly, I don't know what I could say to set this moment up besides this.
Get ready for the final battle.
Long ago, a shadow fell upon our planet.
Guided by calamity, one man sought dominion
Through reunions, by his will, a star fell upon the angel.
A meteor called forth to bring ruin to all.
But our planet answered.
Awakening mighty weapons to stand against the celestial threat.
Now, hope endures in those who fight.
Jesus Christ.
Long story short, the world's in trouble. It has been for a while.
So what are we waiting for? Let's give Saffronth the beating of a lifetimes!
Let's evake that!
That's a real fucking pancake!
You're mine.
I'll make this quick. Good night.
The sky's the limit!
I can do this! I'll make you proud!
To save your day.
Oh my, is that a weapon I see?
As far as I can tell, these things don't distinguish between friend and foe.
Save the planet by killing the protectors.
No, Barry, throw.
Let us put your faith to the test. Cloud.
That noise is so loud.
Never would have made it this far without you guys.
I won't let you down.
I promise.
There you have it and no he's not done yet please join me in welcoming back to summer game
fest the director of final fantasy 7 revelation Naoki Amaguchi-san
Come on!
Guys, it's not over.
Guys, we got it.
We got it.
I'm back!
Finally, we were able to announce that the Final Fantasy 7 Liberation was released at the same time as the March platform.
I'm truly delighted to unveil Final Fantasy 7 Revelation, which is launching simultaneously on all platforms.
Hey, that's good!
And we've only been able to come this far thanks to every single one of you who continue to believe in this story and waited for this moment with us.
今作のテーマは決意です。クラウドたちは最後の戦いに進むため、それぞれの決意と向き合います。
The central theme of this title is Resolve. Cloud and his companions each confront their own destinies and find the resolve to march toward the final battle.
私自身もこのシリーズを関係させるという決意を旨みにこの作品と向き合ってきました。
I too have carried a promise in my heart throughout this journey, the resolve to see the series
through to its very end.
We're committed to delivering this experience in its ultimate form.
Please stay with us and witness what lies beyond that resolve.
Today, to help guide us on our path, please show me and welcome to the stage the voice
of Vincent Valentine, Matt Mouser!
Oh, that was a good one.
Oh, shit, that was a good one.
Is he there?
Thank you very much, Hamaguchi-san.
It's truly a privilege to be here with you today, if you know me.
Oh, shit.
There's honestly so much to see in Revelation.
I think we just kind of need to dive right in what do you say?
Let's do it take it way mat. I don't mind if I do
As we reunite with our heroes the meteor looms in the skies above a constant reminder of your mission
And the grave threats you'll confront as you embark upon your journey and face the epic conclusion of the remake series
Aboard the highway, your very own airship, and the pride of the Shinra fleet, you'll
take to the skies and witness our most expansive open world yet.
From the outskirts of Midgar, to the sun-drenched Medeo Archipelago, to the warrior nation of
Rutan.
Simply pick a direction, set sail.
But how can you be expected to protect the whole world at once?
You need to cover ground fast.
I'm not jumping!
No way, Noa!
Don't worry, this pair shoots your top of the line.
Pull the cord and pop!
You'll be floating through the air like a feather.
At any moment in the open world, simply pilot the high wind to your destination and take a leap of faith.
It's like bullseye.
When the wind rushing past, you'll descend seamlessly from the sky above to the ground below.
Where will the winds guide you first?
That freedom is in your hands.
But no matter your destination, to defeat your enemy, you'll need a fighting chance, and that starts with your trusted allies.
At long last, with the world teetering on a blade's edge, everyone assembles a cloud side, forming an epic ensemble of heroes.
Each with their own story that brings you closer together than ever.
But a good unit needs more than friendship to save the day. It needs a disciplined combat regiment.
The hybrid battle system, established in Remain and refined in Rebirth, is perfected in Revelation, putting even more power in your hands.
In fluid real-time action, seamlessly switch between party members to even the odds.
And the fight calls for strategy. Enter tactical mode to unleash a suite of powerful new spells and abilities.
Activate devastating synergies with your companions.
And of course, call on mighty summoned entities to turn the tide of battle.
That's good.
Thank you very much.
Summoning Efrid never gets old.
There are truly some chill-inducing fights ahead in Revelation.
I'm so excited to see all of your reactions.
It's gonna be amazing.
I'm guessing you have a favorite character
to play in battles.
I might be a little biased,
but since you brought it up,
let's have a look at our newest coffin-dwelling companion,
Vincent Valentine.
Wait, he's not Cloud?
Wait, who's Cloud?
Wait, he's not Cloud?
He's another guy, officer's again.
I won't return to my coffin until we've put Sephiroth in peace.
Vincen's is a deft gunsling capable of delivering precise high-yield shots.
But there's more to this secretive former turf than meets the eye.
The result of experimentation at the hands of Shinra,
Vincent can transform into the Galleon Beast in the Tress of a Bucket,
gaining tremendous power while transformed.
And when combined with the skills of a certain ace pilot,
Their high-impact synergies disrupt the fight with ferocious results.
The leap and lacer, the dash and radoon!
The one and only...
Sid Hawind!
Sid Hawind, the cantankerous pilot extraordinaire, joins the party and their mission to defeat Sephiroth.
Sid's command of his lance allows him to rapidly close the distance for powerful strikes,
or engage in sweeping area-of-effect attacks to bring a whole host of enemies to heal.
but to fully control the battlefield.
Skill with a weapon only gets you so far.
To further augment your combat capabilities, try this on for seconds.
Function Integrated Tactical Suitwear, or the FITS system for short,
allows you to further customize your playstyle with new uniforms and build with unique movesets.
Alongside your equipment and materia, FITS gives you an extra edge in battle.
To face what's coming, you'll need all the strength you can muster.
Sensing its fate hanging in the balance, the planet itself has unleashed its last line of
defense.
The weapons.
Ancient beasts that are larger than life and capable of untold destruction.
And you want me enough to stop them before it's too late, as the world is torn apart.
You and your friends must unite.
In Revelation, we come to the thrilling conclusion of the Final Fantasy VII saga, and your missions
clear take up your buster sword
I'm gonna take my bus so it up teeth on the screen
Well, thank you all, thank you, Hamaguchi-san, for bringing us this extended look at Final
Fantasy VII Revelation.
I think I speak for all of us when I say we cannot wait to play it.
But, Mark, I think we ended the video too early.
I hate to leave a story unfinished.
Is that right?
All right.
Well then, you better take a look.
He didn't need a translate.
He can speak just fine, bro.
He's going to see the answer.
Sorry, he's going to think you're leaving.
Get the cannon back on line!
Now!
That was a noob, bro.
I'm going to go run from the cannon.
It was fine.
Oh, shit, there he is.
Oh, God!
This is a great spot, right?
At last, the promise is fulfilled.
Is it a new story in the show or what?
And here
Or is it just a complete
right
Whatever one-to-one
There's a lot of new stuff other is new story, okay, that's gonna go
There you have it final fantasy 7 revelation coming to all platforms next spring
Which is appropriate for today because SGF is really a celebration of games across all platforms
Thank you to Hamakuchi-san, Kiru-san, and the team at Square for that very special announcement.
And thanks to Lucy for a great job, Koushi. Didn't she be great?
Lucy!
Thanks, Jeff. What an amazing way to end the show, but that's not all.
Because coming up right now is Day of the Devs with a look at many new independent game titles,
including multiple new game announcements.
That's right. Tons of awesome indie games, so make sure to stay tuned and watch that,
And we will see you live this August in Germany for Gamescom opening night live streaming live on Tuesday, August 25th
Until then have a great summer everybody. Thanks for watching
Thanks, you fucking blips. I had a fucking awesome attack, and I'm watching this shit on spain
We're ended up on fucking steam
Can you believe that I'm watching this shit on steam?
Can't watch it on fucking Twitch can't watch it on YouTube
I'm watching on a fucking steam
Like a chance it just
Certainly yes, I'm guilty was surrealist interesting. Let's be real
What I like the I like the wolf among us two
you know what's really looks interesting and but I'm doubting I'm a
doubt of right I'm a doubt of this period power 1.0 login login
I want the next evolution of
Oh, ffff.
MMOs.
Right, I want, I want, like,
let's be real, Blizzard's running
with all the woodcrups into the ground.
They've killed it.
It's dead, boys.
Listen, let's not get it twisted.
It's fucking dead.
So, you know, every time I hear, like, you know,
Ashes and Carrations going, like,
we're gonna reinvent MMOs.
We're gonna change the way it works,
whatever, all these new systems, it's gonna be so good.
And then, then, it's just like, it's just shit.
It's just shit.
There's another, you know, every other,
every other year it's a new MMO.
We've gone back to the old school MMOs, we've remaking them, but it's going to be better
with the systems, etc.
And you know it's one of these things where...
I'm a bit of a dad of a sister.
Oh, hello. I'm Tim Schaffer from Video Games.
I was just trying to come up with a whole new term for World Premiere because this edition of Day of the Dead
has so many world premieres in it.
more than we've ever had before, I think.
I think it demands an entirely new term.
Day of the Devs, as you know, is a 100% non-profit
where our all-volunteer creation committee finds
and presents the best in new games for you,
and also a chance to meet developers who made them.
So while I'm working on this problem,
you just sit back and enjoy Day of the Devs.
Prodromir, lots of pro...
No, okay.
This is a tiny little piece.
We're looking at them to, uh, we're looking at them to be perfect, Jack. We're looking at them to be perfect.
There's nothing I dread more than having to make a top ten list of video games, but if I did, I'd definitely put Nidhogg on that list.
So I'm very excited to show you a world premiere of what Meshaw's been working on.
I just want to get a taste of what the shit is like. I just want to get a little taste here.
Hi, I'm Mark Essin. I'm the creative director and co-founder of Meshaw's.
You might know us for our 2014 hit, Midhog, which is a fencing tug-of-war game with flying worms that eat you at the end.
More recently, we came out with Wheelworld, an open world bicycle racing game about saving the world.
I love making games. I've been making games since I was probably 15 years old.
It's something I do for fun in addition to my job.
So at night, you might find me just sketching out ideas for little games and sending them around to friends.
which is how Blood Dungeon was created.
Blood Dungeon is a platforming game where you're not just standing on platforms,
you're crawling on the sides of platforms, you're hanging from the ceilings,
you're walking across tight ropes, you're jumping on your nets,
climbing ladders. It's not a metroidvania, you're not like running these skills over time,
So you can think of it like the entire survivors crossed with spillage
I really missed like animation and just being able to hand animate pixels
You know, so it was fun to just turn them out
You know, there's a great announcement I'll watch it tomorrow handful of arenas to explore you'll unlock over a hundred weapons
It's like these other survivor games you've probably played it where you're hiding the enemies. Thank you
Well, we'll come back. We'll come we'll come back to this
Yeah, then we log in a gothic chat and then we're gonna go
We're gonna log you you thought it was over mate you thought it was over it's not okay
Wait, which one's the Guild Wars thing one more time?
What's Guild Wars thing one more time?
I'm gonna watch this one more time, just to get it right.
Sorry, wait, it was actual gameplay.
So Guild Wars, this is like one.
Does it capture the engine? Is that what it said at the beginning?
Let me check it out at the beginning.
Output is captured in engine. So this is the gameplay, supposedly.
Well, at least in the engine.
It was no gameplay.
I tried to turn the volume up and it crashed it because it didn't it wasn't my PC by the
way it was you it was literally one reason stands above all others
I want you see it in your eyes wonder at the astonishing power that shakes this
This land of war.
At the great spirits to whom we are bound,
I think that holds dominion over all.
We cannot guarantee you comfort or even your safety.
But if you yearn for horizons unexplored,
For fellowship and purpose. For a cause worth dying for. To you, we can promise. Magic.
I
Can't take better like to be you too. Yeah, it's fucking
Yeah, I don't know it will see we fucking see about this bro, I'll be real we will see about that
I am a little skeptical
Okay, TDS what would you guys do during this thing?
I hope you're having a good day today, chat.
Quind and clap.
16.EEEIN.
Much love to Quinn and chat.
You're all looking cute today, red heart emoji.
Hi, Ragnar less than three.
Yeah, Gothic one. Wait.
I'm gonna go gothic one remake. Let's go with that. I mean, it's literally that's what's going on twitch right gothic one remake
We're gonna do that scuba. Do you see Kansas? I saw a count. Yeah, it's crazy bear crazy shit
Crazy shit. I'm gonna just shut my shit boys for now
4050 isn't this careful I'm going permative hardcore bro we need 50 deaths
but it's just that a bad idea that's probably a bad idea to do that right
but you force and guide 50 times
excuse me it's a very bad idea don't tell me what to do
Do you not tell me how to live my life?
God damn it.
I
Go on
God, thank you so much my god. Thank you. Yeah. Yes. This is that jet. Let's get your potions ready
We're dying out gothic remake. This is a sponsored segment of the stream beat your poll chance ready
I'm fucking right. I'm right. I mean I'm flipping ready to play this
Obviously people have told me about this and I should try it. So let's let's give you go. Let's get dip our toes in here
and see what's going on see let's see what the fuss is about boys
I'm wardogging by the way I'm not pre-played or pre-fragged or anything I'm wardogging
okay that looks like I gotta tend to believe right down to 30 bro
I'm playing 4k bro. Alright. Field of view. Do we go with the intended experience or do
I turn it up to like 90 like. I just tend to get straight to 90 bro. I mean every unit
I don't even know you're gonna get money back.
All right, game.
I'll get back.
Okay.
What's difficult to be on? We got novice.
Enemies are weaker, treaders offer better deals.
You gain experience faster and more accessible.
So this is for losers. We don't wanna do that.
The balance-gathered experience of the moderate challenge of bad progression rates.
Wait, there is a permanent mode.
Oh, that's kind of gigachat.
That's kind of gigachat, but, obviously, I do need to show the game, so...
Obviously, I'm good.
Of course, I'm gonna destroy this game with permitted, but I think we don't go for me this just you know
Just for the purposes of just dipping the toes and then just give me the game
Okay, I think our hard boy with it
It was a tougher trait of this generous and the experience game is slower for China can we go I'm just gonna go check
I'm going Gothic mode
Of course, I will do a hard permitted to run later
But for now, we're just gonna go got the non-permitted
Bro, I'm gonna do a spotted stream and then instantly die over and over and over again
and get stuck in the first 10 minutes of the game and then no one gets to see anything.
Do you think the devs would like that?
I don't think they would like that.
They probably wouldn't like that, would they?
I have not pre-played.
I repeat, I have not pre-played, you can see here.
My playtime is zero, three minutes playtime.
Okay, combat hard. Okay, we'll do combat hard. No pumping in. Okay, I'm going to go
combat hard, but we're going to make it. We're going to cast it, we're going to cast it.
I'm going to make it off. Combat hard. Razors is gothic, progress is gothic. There we go.
I combat
The kingdom of metana united by king robot the second
During the long years of his way. What's going on? He was able to defeat all foes of Israel
All except one
Get me the damn me. I'm gonna reach to the game
I'm reset again
I think I'm gonna race again, so what's happening?
I'm gonna race again, I'm gonna race again, but no, I'm not running my, I'm not ruining
my fucking intro.
I'm not running Mantra with like, whatever the hell's going on.
I'm not, I refuse to run Mantra, I ulti-fort the game.
I ulti-fort the game, Jed, it is what it is.
I'm, I'm, I'm resetting the game.
I don't know, that's first launch issue or, yeah.
Insane performance.
Yeah, I'm not ruining my intro.
I don't want the intro to be ruined.
I want to, I want to be able to see everything.
I mean, I just experienced, I just experienced game awards, game awards with like, heinous issues.
I'm, my corners of the levels have spiked.
Okay, I refuse to...
Have that happen to take a dump.
My, guys, I didn't break it.
Okay, look.
Should I change settings?
I'm just gonna try that same thing again, I just said.
Combat, I've got the comic.
Okay, I'm gonna change graphics, we're gonna go full screen mode or something guys.
I'm gonna restart that bad boy, we're gonna reset it.
Unless you don't, I'm gonna StarForge.
Okay, come on.
I'm gonna StarForge.
Alright, relax.
It's a code for 69, dude, lose the code for 69.
Does anyone?
Wait, everyone has that?
It was the same for Lyric.
So Lyric had the same thing.
Okay, so...
And Paulston.
Oh yeah, I'm just tanking it then.
I'm just tanking it, I think.
I want to try one thing.
I'm paranoid that it's like...
I'm...
Oh, I'm paranoid.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me get a reflex.
I'll just scale this off.
I want to go off Borderless mode.
I'm gonna go...
Nah, we're just gonna tank it.
We're just gonna tank it.
I don't bet. We're just gonna tank it.
Alright. To pretend it's not like it.
Katana, united by King Robar the Second.
During the long years of his reign,
he was able to defeat all foes of his realm.
All except one.
Enough! Get me the damn mate!
Working!
Fix it! I don't know how I fix it, but I fix it, baby!
I fix it, baby!
fixed
Oh, he's acting there. Oh, yeah, who does guy?
The King needed sword's face army. Every man guilty of a crime, no matter how insignificant,
was forced to work in the all minds of Karinus. To make it impossible for them to escape,
the King sent out the best magicians of the kingdom to create a magic barrier.
Is it Talon Burz or Talon Lannister?
I was one of them.
We were trapped inside our own barrier.
During the years, there were many attempts to open the barrier, but nothing worked.
Nobody could get out.
One second of negligence was enough for the prisoners.
He's got a coat.
Wait a second. We don't have to...
The Valley of Mines was now under the control of the Comfaces.
We got him by the balls.
He has to pay.
The king had no choice.
He had to negotiate.
We needed the order.
Month after month, the king supplied everything mattressed his hand.
Month after month, they brought the order to the edge of the barrier in exchange.
That's me, bro. That's me. That's me.
In the name of King Robar, the Scepter of the Rant.
I sentence this convict to stop.
Convict, I've got an offer to make you.
This letter must reach the leader of the Magicians of Fire.
You're wasting your time.
You may choose your own reward.
It will give you anything you ask for.
very well I will take your letter you're gonna just trust this guy on one
condition spare me the rest of his nonsense
oh right send me take a check my guys are gonna have this is okay so you
got into your end of the area you stuck it's gonna get lit a wet you need the
They're gonna get a wet!
What they put them in a land area, maybe.
So limitations of the environment are actually built into the lore of the game. It's pretty interesting.
Welcome to the colony.
Damn, I think we instantly get passed in the head.
Leave him alone!
And now scram!
Did they take my stuff a lot?
Who's this legend?
Still alive?
Good.
I'm Diego.
I don't care who you are.
You're green blood and I'm the guy who takes care of you a lot.
Let's leave it at that.
Now, if you plan on staying alive in here, you should stay and chat with me for a minute
So I can show you the ropes your choice though if you want to run off towards you do
I gotta stop you
What'll it be?
Can I press escape to turn the audio up?
No have to beg okay. We go. What do I need to know about this place?
I have a letter for the highest part dude. They didn't loot the litter for me
I have a do I have a little I'm gonna say I have a little letter
I have a letter for the highest fire mage. That's so yes
Some mage gave it to me before they threw me in interesting
consider yourself lucky that the mages and I aren't on the best terms
anyone else would have happily slit your throat for that letter
look most folk can hear a dirt pour and the mages are known to pay good nuggets
to their helpers so do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut about this
until you meet an actual mage
not likely as it is for someone in your position
why not?
the mages live in the old camp castle and only Gomez's guys are allowed in there
but if you're lucky you might run into Taurus in the Outer Range
He's the only one who relieves the castle to out of ring the tour isn't the outer ring
Okay, that's why I gotta find I gotta find the mage and we're gonna cook with him
Okay, I like I like this law so far guys like in the submersive law of the mages and it's giving me a vibes
Real kind of RPG vibes. What do I need to know about this place? We call it the colony
We might know all for King Robo, but I'm sure you already figure that out yourself
Well, at least us from the old camp do this gold camp. Yes, there are three camps
inside the barrier. The old one, the new one, and the swamp camp. The swamp camp. The old is the
biggest. It was also the first. Okay, what the hell's the swamp camper? Tell me about the old camp.
Hmm, tell me about the other camps. Tell me about the other camps.
They split from the old camp to pursue their stupid breakout plans. The new campers, for
example, work with the water mages to have convinced them they can blow up the barrier by
Channeling the magic of war
They've saved up a pretty pile of nuggets for that and that other camp. That would be the swamp camp
We call them the loons
They spend all day smoking swamp weed praying to some guy they believe will leave them to freedom so far
He's being rather quiet. Honestly. Don't waste your time with these fools the barrier ain't going nowhere
That's the first lesson any fresh you should get into his head a fresh eat
I'll do it aligned as they got like they got that whole little world. This is their own little universe
They got their own lingo their own words
Okay, what do you tell me the barrier bro? What can you tell me about the barrier other than that?
There's no getting through not much. What would happen if I tried to walk out of here
The same that happened to the last photo had that brilliant plan
It would hit you with a lightning bolt so nasty even the scavengers won't touch what's left of you
Everything gets in but nothing that lives goes out again. It's that simple. There's a way out of here. I'll find it
So wait, that is used as a shoot as a prison basically.
I mean it makes sense if there was a barrier where people can only go in and hide it out.
That's where you can send the guys life in prison dudes.
I mean it makes sense.
Tell me more about the old camp.
control the biggest mine in the valley that makes us rather a leader Gomez the biggest wolf in the
cage control the ore and you control the colony once a month we send the king a big fat shipment
and he sends us whatever we ask for in return and he's okay with that what's he gonna do send his
arm into a dome it would never get out of again his soldiers were dessert before they did that
we have a mother balls and he knows it you can get your piece of the cake too all you have to do
is join our camp he seems nice I mean he seems nice he seems nice I mean tell me
about Gomez that's a major need to find right tell me about this Gomez what's
there to tell he's the biggest or baron the boss of the old camp and the most
powerful man wait did I miss here wasn't he the major the fuck is the major
why did you hear me why do you help me why did you help me because you need to
help. If I hadn't stepped in, there's a chance bullet in his lads would have killed you.
That said, I also want to make you an offer. I'm listening. Yes, you're a little run-in
with bullet in his lads. I'm gonna turn the volume up to second this ends.
There's no place for lone wolves. If you want to survive, you gotta join one of the three
camps sooner or later. I'm here to tell you that the old camp is your best bet.
Okay, alright. I'll be going. Thanks for the help.
Don't mention it. Feel free to tag along if you want. If not, see you in the old camp.
One more thing you can read can't you I can read take these notes they might just keep you alive I can read
Yeah, let me turn this off. Yeah, my bad. I turned the audio down because the menu sound was so loud
But then the audio in the game is actually luck wider, so I don't understand that's interesting
Okay, wait Diego seems like the man right Diego seems like the man
the key literally saved my life. Damn look at these graphics bro. Look at these graphics
bro. So maybe this is not just a Gothic remaster, this is a full remake. It's like an Ultra Turbo
Mega HD. Woooo. Wooo. Nelly. Okay wait I can rock with him. Wait a minute. Items. Steel
letter. Am I going to get in trouble for reading that?
Uh, boss's team master, when we received your last message with great concern, we
will cancel an out through this letter and inform you of our decision. The brotherhood
poses a danger, first and foremost to the other course of our trade agreement and thus
the king, the entire kingdom and also your life. Therefore the most sensible step would
to take the Knicks would be to send out scouts and investigate which gods upon
the f... I'm just late said! Therefore the most sensible step to take would be to
send out scouts and investigate upon which gods and upon what knowledge their
magic is founded. Once you've uncovered this we will acquaint the
priests with your findings, so that together we may bring this to an end.
Just nuisance.
Right this moment, the scholars, by studying the ancient terms, we will inform you immediately
of any new discoveries by the useful means, may those protect us.
Oh!
I lost my gun.
I feel like everyone- wouldn't everyone- I feel like everyone's gonna join the old
camp, bro.
That's like the normally route would be to go in the old camp
Meepo
Meepo's
Okay
Hug me
Got it, hug me. Okay, we'll find them some mug made up. Oh
Oh my god, this looks sick, bro.
There he is, I've got berries as well.
There he is.
Bro, done.
Okay, you guys go with a hashtag ad.
Tell me that doesn't look...
Bro, you tell me that doesn't look sick?
Or you tell me that doesn't look sick?
Bro, that looks sick.
What are you on about? Okay, you guys can come back if you want to come over you want to
Wait, why am I getting into combat by the way Mike?
Freakin mole right
It's a mole right
No, dude. Okay, we got one. We got one Diego. We got one Diego.
We got one Diego. All right, bro. We got one Diego.
Okay, what's in this game? Okay, so it's like, all this is like a dash.
Let's shift the sprint.
I'm just trying to learn the mechanics. Okay. That's okay. We got punch.
So wait, is this stuff a game where you can just kind of kill anyone you want, by the way?
I'm just doing this besides trap chat to find out I do this for oh my god Diego's old pad
What's he doing to me bro
He's looting me
I won't hold back next time.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
Okay, we're just gonna pretend we never happened, okay?
Yeah, girl, we do.
I'm gonna told him just to make sure we're good.
Hold on.
Say I want to join Gomez and his guys.
What do I do?
Say I want to join Gomez and his guys.
What do I do?
Talk to the warder of the castle entrance.
Thoros.
That's his name.
He decides to get to see Gomez and who doesn't and then what you'll figure it out
Mission the old camp let's just get ahead of this guy
I want to check that mine out there for gears.
I'm going to check the mine out for gears.
Mine there always.
Wait, don't do me that.
Wait, am I actually supposed to have about five of those mole rats that killed me in two
hits and something?
You tell me you did check the minor
I missed everything apparently
Both big yeah
Watch arrow
Cheers
Wait, why does someone can't be stealing am I good another area or you can just like loot anything you want
You got everything you even look like you I can look this
What do I want to tell them before I guess I gotta sell it. Oh wait
Wait, it says the game that I've seen Seth playing like like hey folks
It's me said that he was like selling benders their own shit that he was stealing off them and like infinitely
Exploding them to get like insane stacks and then like doing some sort of recursive magic loop to get giga damage
No, this is gonna have really advanced mechanics and I'm gonna be total noob in comparison
Yeah, you did it let's get down my bars. I'm gonna I'm gonna fire that mower and win
You forgot the minor eight. He said the mine and the more it's.
Oh god.
Peck ex.
Okay.
Woo.
I need a key for that.
Do I though?
Do I though?
I haven't locked it, but I did a little lock there.
Okay, I don't think I can put him up out of the key fly, I think I can use it, so we
need to get some attacks.
Oh wow!
Oh wow, okay.
Oh, he's pretty strong, he looks quite strong.
Alright, I'm gonna go for the Moe where I kill.
I'm gonna go for the moe where I can't place this guy at.
Okay, he's gonna attack me and I'm gonna dodge.
Did he just sword there?
Now!
Can I tap? Can I tap this guy? Oh, I can't tap.
That's right, that's right boy, what are you gonna do underground?
Got more in the bridge, no, no you can't go underground.
Cogin' him, I'm cogin' him big time, dodge him.
Dodge him, yep.
BOOMING!
stay down boy stay down
okay where is that sword that I got the instantly on of my back that is one of
my I have a victory there's my sword rusty one and so I feel like a sword
There's gotta be better than the big axe, right?
There we go.
We have a little stab.
He's not very proficient, is he?
Nugget? Or Nugget?
Okay, wait, how do I save?
What's it give me for saving, Jack? I'm just gonna save.
You save?
I'm gonna save Scammer.
Is it 5 saving, quick?
It's awesome.
Oh.
Oh.
Hold the vest.
This cooking is advanced.
Move it around a little bit, okay?
The thing I'm cooking now
I just cook that
That would help me to follow use that because just use it. Let's get the full
These are from you foot can shoot F consume from back
Boom is all that
So Tampas for combat
I'm trying to get used to this inhibitory, uh, if I get fires from my heel, one is my
weapon.
Or, or Tav's weapon, okay, Tav's one.
Okay, alright.
I can hear something.
Ooh.
Okay, alright.
I can hear something.
Oh, Dock Shade.
Dude, is there herbalism in this game?
No, I did.
Okay, I bet you there's a key up here, but I'm just too stupid to figure out where it is.
Let's go this way, guys. Let's go this way.
What does Spice do, by the way? Spice seems to do nothing.
Oh, space is jumped when you don't have your... So when you're in combat, you can't jump.
Everything feels very weighty, like your attacks, your movement.
Like you gotta be... It's not like a game where you're gonna spurt, like an arcade-y type of game.
It's more like a weighty... You gotta be deliberate with your attacks, deliberate with your dodges.
I'm guessing Nugget is... this is currency, right, Chad?
One of these.
What's that?
Oh, no!
It's a juvenile scavenger.
Bro, is this a dinosaur?
Okay, can I carry?
Okay, why do we have tanks?
Destroy, destroy baby, destroy.
Okay, for me to take it.
What do you expect?
Okay, playing, playing, playing.
Wait, we should get to the old camp, right?
Oh, God, I should...
Oh, that's gonna be it.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, my God, dude.
Oh, look at that.
I mean, look at that.
Oh, look at that.
You know what, I'm getting Bob's up, I'm getting Oblivion Remastered Bob's except uh, it might
be Morgue, it may actually be Morgue.
It may actually be Morgue.
Okay, should not run around with my weapon, that's probably a new thing, I guess some
people are gonna try and find me when I do that.
Does it seem like when I had my fist to come out and I looked at the other dude he just
instantly started attacking me like he knew I was up to no good.
Kings?
I come in peace.
Oh, you there!
What? You're a freshie, ain't ya?
I wanna warn you, if you keep going this way, you're gonna enter our hunting grounds.
You don't wanna do that.
Oh, why's that, buddy? Huh? Why's that?
What's the dangers about your hunting grounds, little bro?
What's so dangerous about your hunting grounds?
Glean through and through, eh?
Not all the regions in the colony are the same.
You've got to watch where you're going the main roads between the camps are mostly safe
But even there you might run into wolves and a wit lettuce like you will be easy pickings for them
And yeah, that's exactly what you are right now at least till you sort yourself out with some weapons and armor
Oh
Oh
What do I find better gear? Where do I find better gear?
Well the nearest spot is the old camp just got to follow that road that said you'll get much
better deals at our camp the new one if you know the right folk days if you make
it to the old camp ask for more drag he's one of ours and it'll make you a
good price okay this is this guy giving you guys like I feel like you've got see
he's got some elicit vibes going on here this guy's got some elicit vibes
okay we're gonna find a map where can I find a map ask around in the old camp
I think they got Matt maker. Hey, maybe you can even nick one of his pieces while you had it if you do
Grab one for me. Will you?
Okay, that'll bring us me as I can carry
Bring as many as I can carry
You're my sort of bastard
You should think about joining us in the new camp if you ever end up there ask for Laris
He's our leader if you impress him. He might let you join our crew
What game do you hunt, bud?
What game do you hunt?
Mostly scavengers.
Got a lot of meat on them, these buggers.
And they're easy prey.
If you know how.
Yeah, just how's that?
Attack them.
That's me, mate, Drax here.
He's better at explaining that sort of thing.
Okay, thank you for the advice.
Thanks for the advice.
Sure you do.
But don't go around thinking everyone's this friendly.
I mean, everyone is...
You're very much to loot from a freshie like you.
But there's some folk in here.
It turned you into meatbug mush for a fucking pickaxe.
I'll keep that in mind.
I won't, shits.
Okay, meatbug mush.
See, I like how they're using the meatbug.
They're using all the terminology from the Zolli bro.
This game's got some deep, deep water against its racks.
This guy's not missing around.
Hey you.
Uh, you hunt here, right?
You hunt here, right?
I wonder what they've been away.
What do you want? Do you have some hunting advice for me? Hmm. I guess. Yeah
That's gonna cost you life ain't free
How much? Well, I would appear for starters. I gotta be a minute after that. We'll see I
Got I got I got a bit. I got a bit. All right. Hey, Jb in that time. He's a honey
All right, here's your beer now tell me something about hunting
Look at this guy, mate.
he hits you keep at it until he goes down and you'll leave the fight without as much as a scratch
if he hits you first though well just don't let him you know what i mean i'll get that okay so
what he does his advice just don't get hit is that what he said uh what else can you teach me what
else can you teach me about hunting as he goes a lot but that's gonna cost you a whole lot more
than just a beer i can show you how to skin animals or pull their teeth and claws out without breaking
those things are hard to get around these parts so that makes them precious
traders gonna make you a good price
remove teeth remove fur remove clothes skin ripped off damn you are very
specific we got you to unlock these are you demanding a lot for your advice
you're asking for a lot of nuggets maybe you can make a lot of nuggets with that
stuff kill an animal without knowing how to cut it and they'll just rot like a
Amap which in turn means you missed out on beautiful hide you could have sold for good nuggets
If I was you I'd learn that stuff as soon as I could
Okay, well, can you teach me about hunting as it goes a lot?
Well, I'm gonna drive you a little bit. I want to show you how to skin it
I want to try I want to how many guys have a go their teeth and claws out without break
Is there about the skip dollar hard to get around these parts? So now traders gonna
Ahhhh.
Let's see, okay, right, look.
This way, cost one, available zero.
I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try to bottom move teeth.
How do I get to the teeth?
Sorry, green blood, but it's too soon for that.
Get more familiar with those beasts.
Then we'll see.
Okay.
Alright, so I have to kill them first, I guess.
Okay, easy.
Follow the road to the old camp, but there's two roads.
I'm guessing that this, this looks like the primary road, that was like an off-shoot road.
That looks like the main road there.
That was insane, yeah.
This guy is the sister of Narendra, yeah?
Oh, this.
Okay, gotta read the sign.
Okay, I'm looking, this is good.
There's an eagle.
Which way this guy went, bro?
What kind of sidebar is this?
Okay, so I'm thinking that means mining, and this is eagle.
This is the old camera, I'm sure the first guy.
I
Hey
Yeah, hey new here good for you
Is it the old camera there is that the old camp over there? No
Wow. King Robar's cat house. The old camp's right under this bridge.
Is he trolling or is he... I'm gonna get camped. There ain't no camp under the bridge.
There ain't no camp under the bridge. I guess the camp is actually pretty big.
It's pretty big. It's a butty camp. I don't know this small camp, is it?
Did you check?
Why not check?
Because he told me he was out of the bridge.
So he gives some people we know.
I'm gonna go kill some things and go get the trinity of the teeth and stuff.
Where do you think you're going?
In there?
No shit.
You're not here to start trouble, are you?
I sure am gonna burn down the whole camp. That seems like a bad dialogue option yet. I'm gonna be real
Um, let's shoot. I'll do it. I'm just joking. It's a joke. I sure am. I'm gonna burn down the whole camp
Oh, we've got ourselves a funny one
I hate
Are you watching this? I mean you really want some of this
course chat of course
i'm gonna do a permadeath run
soon
this looks like uh... this is a good game to be doing a permadeath run in
where we have no say it's coming
i need to progress through the zone
uh... in order to show the game off right
so if you want to show the game off i'm gonna need to uh...
not get killed by the
like the start down guard guy
It's tough, you guys.
Okay, I just want to take a look around.
Ten nugs?
this is not like like saying like an old can can i mean that's a little bit
dilapidated
grim i just told you grim randomly i guess i mean it's called grim dude
hey i'm you there hey i'm new here fresh in are you i'm grim only just go
there myself I came in with the haul last week I guess not me they got a
bowling dude oh see he's a he's a fresh he blew both freshies how do I get
accepted into the camp I take it you ain't interested in dating in that case
your best bet is to join the shadows as far as I know you'll need some of the
vouch for you someone to show you the ropes you should stick with Diego I did
too he's all right later on your mentor is going to give you a test of his own but only
after you scored some points with the other shadows once you've passed that they'll let you see Gomes
then it's up to him bro this guy's got better lore and better starting lore than cyberpunk
bro like it's not like it sounds like this is a big choice so i'm gonna go with it sounds like i
Like, who am I gonna go with?
We got better luck. We got better luck. So dude, you gotta it's dude
It sounds like a big choice like it sounds like if I pick this playthrough
If I go with Diego then I'm gonna be the one the old camp take
Hey, wait, does it matter?
Doesn't matter if I am I gonna break my run away go with Diego or am I like what's what the hell's the deal?
What's the difference? I mean, oh my god, I don't want spoilers actually, I guess
Mmm, it does matter. Yeah, I do that so scary. I hate making big decisions
It's making me take a make a big permanent decision super early in the game before I know anything
Uh, what was your test? What was your test? I can't tell you that man. It's confidential
What did he have to suck suck something? Uh, what's it?
what's it like living here it's fine so long as you pay the waters okay so Grimm
wins that guy looks kind of depressed and haggard looking and he did with the
Diego.
Shadow.
Bro, they got the Grim Shadow.
This is Doris, dude, these guys are giga-chans!
Who is this guy?
I'm guessing this area is off limits.
It is.
Only Gomez has made our land inside the castle.
Damn.
What's going on?
Um...
Wait, have I tell him about... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Have I tell him about the letter? I get cooked, right?
So I shouldn't do that.
I feel like if I tell him about the letter, he's just going to punch me in the head and take it.
For sure.
I want to work for him.
I want to work for Gomez.
Yeah, sir.
And why would Gomez want to work with you?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, so based on my previous dialogue options, I've unlocked new dialogue options.
How about you, Jasmine? See what strength they got. Oh, no, no, let's go. Let's go with the Diego.
Diego said you're the guy to talk to if I want to join the old camp.
Did he? Guess he wants me to give you the run-down then, or make it simple.
The only one who can take you in as a shadow or a water is Gomez,
and the only way you get to go through the gate and talk to him is if someone we trust
batches for you my Diego then I guess I'll go talk to Diego do that okay okay
let's not talk to the I've I talked to people too much they're just gonna kill
me right so let's not get killed again let's go find Diego guys
gravel you I can talk to anyone and they all got names and shit
This guy seems like a man!
But I have limited time, so...
I'm gonna try... I'm gonna be a bit of a main quest Andy.
I want to talk to everyone, but...
Oh...
Where are these guys going?
Where's Graeme and Balterang going?
Where are they going?
Oh my God.
Uh, Chet, the world does seem pretty alive, doesn't it?
It's feeling quite authentic.
Oh God.
I'm just looking pretty, I'm just looking pretty, I must admit it is, Chet.
It is.
Na na na na na na na na.
It is looking very, very important.
Uh, you could say that the NPCs follow daily routines, uh, eat, sleep, patrol, react to
what happens around them, players are not centered, ooh, wow, there you go, okay, so yeah, basically
what they're saying is, um, the world is actually alive, bro.
as you can see a servant of Innos. I also offer magical items to select customers.
If you'd like to trade, you're welcome to make an offer.
Okay, wait, this is the major I was told to talk to, right? Was this guy?
Chai, do I trust this random dude, or do I just talk to him first to make sure he's a chill guy?
Let's make sure he's a chill guy.
I got a letter for the mages, is you gonna instantly chill me and take it?
I have a letter for the fire mages.
Claristo takes care of that.
You'll be in the mages building in the inner circle.
Will they let me in?
Well, usually not.
The castle grounds are accessible to us mages, the ore barons and the waters.
But, Thoros might make an exception.
You could tell them to let me through.
Only it were that simple. I'm but a humble servant of emails the home of power for such decisions
Tell me do you live by the laws of the gods?
My guys look at a bit of an atheist when we started he killed the priest of bozo
Well, I mean here so a man who is not afraid to speak the truth a
a rare kind to encounter in this place such as the path of Enos is paved with
fire such it is paved by truth and even though everyone carries a spark of this
fire within themselves few are capable of stoking it be quite honest they
wouldn't even realize it if it flew right at them why are you telling me all
that I'm seeking someone who deserves a chance
Okay admittedly I've committed to easier endeavors you are sincere
But we shall see if that suffices to wake this spark of magic within you
You want to make me a mage?
And it isn't quite that easy
But if you offer sufficient devotion and reason I can offer magic and what's the catch no such thing
it's my duty to act on behalf of and for the good of the order in Oswil's it
which is why I'm talking to the convicts in the first place even though it might
appear unrewarding how do they say few are chosen I'd rather say many are
ungifted but this is about you you seem capable of more than simply swinging
Pickaxe or even a sword. I'm offering you a chance to prove it
Think about it. What the hell what the hell off me the magic?
I mean what what he does to me. He's like yo, I'm gonna make you a mage, bro
I mean why wouldn't I want to be a mage?
It's actually being a mage cut might be a little bit unethical
I'm I just get it's pretty you probably become a mage, right? And then you just like super a pay
Bro, so I could become like an assassin a warrior. I go old camp
New camp I could go swamp. I mean either swamp sounds trash. I'm not gonna go swamp
But like you could be a Swamp Man if you wanted to or I could go mage build mage build
All right Chad, do I do mage do I just test it out?
We do we try out we just out magic
Cuz I I ain't God knows I'm not gonna do magic of my actual real permanent playthrough
All right offer me the magic please you know stone let this one fail as well
okay what do you need it's quite simple find a blank piece of scroll paper and
two wolf claws interesting combination bring them to me and I will craft them
into a scroll that would be okay I'll take care of it good a blank piece of
paper and two wolf clothes blank paper to of course I'm gonna say quest
on a side quest
the gas
we're getting angry, is it stealing it?
I was just stealing it, I had this onion
it must be not stealing it, it's a public onion
good
This guy's a gigachat, bro. Holy, he just consumed the onions and bore dogs.
Okay, that would be Enduring someone's house. We don't do that.
Boy, they got digs here in this game? Okay.
Dude, I- I- I'm gonna be honest. I, um...
This is the guy from this is the guy that I told he told me these guys a criminal
Show me the goods show me the goods take your pick
So I can sell while we're in this edge, or I can buy up to 13.
Interesting.
You get a plate, a razor, a torch.
So why the heck would I buy any of this?
Oh, essence of healing?
Okay, that's a healing potion.
That seems relevant.
Wolf Spangs!
Wolf Claws!
I have four.
Dude, I have four, he has 24.
Okay, I'm cooked.
Ah, yeah.
Okay, so we found them.
I'm gonna play with my fam Wardrag.
Nice, free loot boys, free loot.
Take that.
You take the free meat bugs.
You get 10 XP to go on this as well dude.
It's like coming on monster.
That's not him, this guy's living with the bugs for us, he has a hobo.
It's sketchy, it's sketchy, well I want to see what's sketchy about, let's just see
what's sketchy about.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?
Me?
I'm running, rounding up the wagers, recruiting new fighters, you get the idea.
It's better that I want a bit
So this is an arena mechanic yet going on
Chagrin everyone looks like a main character
What
Am I crazy what is everyone looks like a main character brother who is this guy?
I feel like he's gonna blow this off
Hey
And yeah, you really got to be new here
Well, these guys giggages on the best God's identified
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, okay. Kagram's a base thing places with him
But who is this? What if this guy up to you, bro?
What are you doing here?
I'll fight for the glory of our moon, the savior, the sleeper.
Who is the sleeper?
The gurus of the brotherhood can answer that question better than I possibly could.
All I will say is this, the sleeper is our salvation.
He wanted us to fly this place, and he will set us free once the time comes.
In other words, you're waiting for your god to spring you out of here.
That's right.
You'll smirk all you want, but the waiting is almost over.
Our gurus are preparing a great ritual as we speak.
Dude, you can do this sleep at in-game. What are they planning?
I said, this is all the sleepest stuff?
Okay, and we got the...
This is the friggin arena, dude.
Oh my god.
What's that? Are you cleaning game?
Oh, we got a guy cleaning here.
I mean this looks like a, this looks like a, I mean I want to, dude I want to do the arena
side quest and beat everyone bro.
I want to do the arena side quest and beat everyone.
The hell?
Come the goat.
Dude all I need is, they need, they need Gwaint dude, they need Gwaint.
Hey guys, I lost my dude, bro. I lost my dude. I've lost him.
I was supposed to find him, but I actually can't find him.
Let me get my journal up, actually.
I'm just gonna go to the old camp. I had to see Thoris.
Thoris needs me to get someone else. Okay, so Diego.
That's always gonna be Diego. Okay, how can I find Diego?
I
My magic of them the castle camp, but they don't let in on the side might run into the ring tourist
Can we found that guy? Can't wait. I can either do this. I
Can either go kill wolves
Right, thank you kill wolves and try to get their claws to become a mage and then what's I'm amazed they'll have to live
Yeah, right or B. I find Diego
Look at me, I've done the full look.
Diego, I've found Diego!
I found him!
You always spoke.
I spoke to Thoris.
Dad, what did he say?
That he'll let me see Gomez as soon as you think I'm good enough.
Looks like I got a new job then.
You knew this, didn't you?
Why didn't you say?
Because I want you to figure out things for yourself.
Let me know when you win the rundown.
Not the brightest mark.
Give me the rundown.
Give me the rundown.
How do I convince you?
It's not my back.
I've got to prove that you're worth yourself.
Why is he going to go?
There's some key figures here in the outer ring.
Most of them are shadows.
Impressed them.
I've learned your reputation.
Once you've done that, I have my own test for you.
Oh, and lastly, learn some skills.
The more you know, the more of an asset you are to us.
Okay, okay, uh, what do I find these key bigots okay?
Where do I find these key figures well you're looking at one could be for us too, but you
already know him as far as the others go you have to figure that out you're some of the
main candidates brother that's wrong camp you've got business here anyway just take
a stroll through the outer ring and talk about you'll see it was worth coming up with
I
Have a reputation in the camps if I was my reputation in the camp interesting I'd ask I talked to some
And that's it. I think
Keep it. I have to try harder if you plan on going
Oh
Oh, they're just like yep
Then it's like that meme where like top 10 moments
top and then and then it's just like the end
Okay, I'm gonna go kill wolves and we can get the claws that's how I do
I'm gonna go kill wolves and get claws
Other men save
Well that ain't taking place
Get your freakin poke for any boys. Oh my god. Look at that beautiful environment girl. Look at that beautiful
Look at that beautiful
Father, it's a good induction.
That isn't there.
Sure.
We're working here, Pete.
What a day.
Is there time in this game?
Is it going to go night time?
Am I about to make an AFK?
Am I going to make it night time?
And then I'm going to be cooked.
Is there time in this game, Jack?
Is there time in this game?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
This time in this game!
Oh my god, oh my god!
We're working here, mate.
Give me a seat.
I
Go ahead this plenty
Alright, so we, I remember the 100th there was wolves out on the road so I think we'd
just go out with the 100th there was gonna be wolves.
So, alright wait I can see, I can see these right there.
I can see guys right here.
Wait, is that an auto?
Oh no, it's a mole right, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay wait.
I'm not even bro okay this is brutal this combat is brutal bro like
I did select that as the difficulty so there is that they're locking
This guy
Don't attack don't oh my god
Okay, I'm gonna try I'm not gameplay for a sec
Rebecca dodge to whatever okay he running away for anyone
Okay, it's more it's a two-battle jet. Okay, these marks have way too bad
Okay, let me just look at one more at this right here one that's on
Yeah, there we go
There we go. Yeah, yeah boy. Come on boy. I
Just one just one one
Okay, right quick
help
I thought he said keep hitting him till I die
I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. I'm terrible. Okay, okay.
Do you know what? I'm giving up no words.
I'll be back. Don't you worry? I will be back
Okay, let's not get a twiz it. All right. It's just the mole we're at 3v1. That's too much.
I want to go for wolves.
Bro, what the heck?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm flipping!
Dodge that!
Dodge that.
Yeah, this world is a dude you could tell did this was like a current yet
game
They would like ease you in slowly get used to combat systems that you know no friction
This game's like nah, you go the wrong area. You dog. You're gonna get one shot
This is this is an old school after you shit. Okay, so we cannot go that way
We cannot go that way that is not the way I believe this guy said those wolves down this way so
We didn't end this way.
Hmm.
We didn't end this way.
Okay, I can handle this guy. I can handle one of these guys.
Juvenile Skeminer, that's more like it.
That's more like it. But he's going for the babies.
Now!
I thought I could stunlock them!
Oh
Oh
Yo, if you aim at the guy with your weapon they try and kill you
Okay, shoot at it
Bears
One more, one more, one more.
Bro, did he steal my XP?
Can I spam it? Oh, you can spam it. You can spam it to heal.
That's a lot. Dude, one hit, by the way. Oh my god, you're all right.
Eris?
Okay, if I can just find a boat, that's what heaps, that's what heaps, that's what heaps,
a lot of his worst heaps.
Ah, bro, that's the big ones, no, no, no, that's the big ones, it's the big ones.
Let's try dodge, we're gonna evade.
How's your healing?
Torch?
Oh, wow.
Oh, fuck.
Thank you.
Oh, we got beer.
Oh, it's a beer that's you good.
Money, ammunition,
flippin'.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
Oh, wow.
ammunition weapons, BFs. I wonder, do you think you can do a melee build in this game? I feel
this is not a game where you could probably make weird stuff work like a melee build.
Just a full punching build. BFs? Where's the death counter? I don't know how many death
members I lost count. I'm looking for wolves. I need wolves claws. Oh my god dude, there is no
No way, I can't even fight one of those guys, man.
There's no way.
We going just off road, baby.
We going fully off road.
Okay, we aren't just up here.
That's the little camp down there.
Okay, Chet, if you were a wolf,
If you were a wolf, where would you be?
Yeah, we're drinking the bat, we're drinking the bat, here's what it is.
Behind me.
I'll say that, bro.
Let's run this way.
Ah
No, no
Run
Our hell no
today I'm not missing around in the game
there is no missing around nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope
nope
oh the hell no two more rats dude that's way too many
What are you looking at?
There we go.
It's annoying.
The hell's this? Light of fire.
I have torch.
I'm about to summon a demon and what's about to happen right now by the way.
Oh, no.
Okay, sorry.
I pressed OOOH!
I pressed OOOH!
Okay, okay
It's pretty fast
It's pretty best this one I want to spend as all this
There's pretty much all this
Well that is intuitive though, you know, you see a thing that looks like you can light it
Or you think okay, I'll get out of torch you open the inventory you click torch
You can light the you know you like the fire
That makes sense you see a thing you you want to do the thing you do the thing
Okay, guys, I think this is not where wolves are. I think I am going the wrong direction for a wolf. I
Think I'm way out of my depth
These monsters are crazy strong bro. Is there a parry button that I'm not aware of or
Is there a parry button like the cake the cake looks like it's got balls in it
Okay, let's just try dodges carry them okay, you can block how teach me the way
Right click attacks
I'm too bad at video games!
Old video games were harder than new video games.
Shit, I'm a modern gamer.
I'm a modern gamer.
This is the old difficulty.
Yeah, she means hard, bro.
Everything in the game just one-charts you.
Alright
Now
Right I get it. I dashed a little backwards. I get it. What is the outplay for these monsters?
What is the outplay for these monsters, bro?
Page me you need to dash later you think I did I guess I'm dancing too early is that what I'm doing?
I need to dash later, okay
Boom!
Can bet.
Stun him.
Stun him.
Stun him.
Okay, you can't stun him.
You can do it.
Three hits.
Three hits.
Okay, three hits, then we dodge.
Three hits, then we dodge.
Three hits, then we dodge.
I could destroy this game on permanent if I wanted to, Jack.
And I may do it.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, boy.
Come on.
Come on, boy!
One, two.
What the hell?
What the hell?
I'm not working at him three times!
How did he get back?
Okay, we're gonna go one hit, then we're gonna dodge, then we're gonna go one hit, then we're gonna dodge.
Again?
Not again.
Dude, this boss is crazy, bro.
This boss is crazy, bro.
Like, this boss needs to be noob, bro.
How can he... I've beaten demon cells.
I've beaten all the Dinosaur games.
I've beaten Elden Ring.
I've destroyed Melania, Blade of Makila.
This scavenger boss is way harder.
It's coming dodge.
I'm gonna beat this.
You think I'm not gonna beat this but I'm gonna beat it.
You think I'm not gonna beat it but I am gonna beat it.
You think I'm not gonna beat it but I am gonna beat it.
Yeah.
How can you react to that?
How can you react to that?
Literally, what?
The hell?
The colony is dangerous.
um god damn they they right they right this big whatever the hell that they did most of
the dangerous this is scabbard is a dangerous okay do i have to get up and find this guy
I don't know, I don't know if I can beat him.
But what about your sprint dodge?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, sprint.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Sideway sprint.
Okay, here we go, here we go, here we go.
Here we go.
I'm going to sideway sprint, and then I'm going to dodge after he attacks.
Yep, okay, let's go.
Oh, he got me through his sprint, he got me through his sprint.
There you go, he did his sprint, dude!
I did!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Side sprint into a dodge, into a reach.
Yeah.
Oh my god, controller's blocked.
Controller's blocked.
Right.
Okay, no, no, okay, we give up. I can do that. I can't I can't keep down in the same monster for like 40 minutes
We're gonna we're gonna run. Yeah. Yeah, we do get a run. Yeah, we get a run. We get a run
Multiple this is where it would be though
No, not mole rats, not mole rats, bro.
I can't fight mole rats.
No, bro.
Run.
Okay, run in this way, run in this way, run in this way, run in this way.
Let's hit back over the bridge.
Let's hit back over the bridge.
What the hell is that?
They got monkeys coming after me now or something.
What is that?
Hey, we're just gonna, we're fleeing chat.
We are fleeing.
We are fleeing.
Clearly I'm in a high level zone.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
He's coming for me.
He's just keep running, he's running, he's running, he's running.
He's running towards me.
I see him.
He's moving.
Lift, alright.
Lift, right.
You ain't gonna hit me when I'm doing this.
I'm sorry.
You ain't gonna hit me.
How are you gonna catch me when I'm doing this?
It's not possible.
Boom.
Boom.
BOOM!
BOOM!
Go back, go back, go back.
The movement feels good!
It's weird, it's like there's some weightiness to it, but it feels like it feels, it feels uh...
You feel kind of clutch when you're moving around, but...
I still didn't move in a way where I don't actually get repeatedly killed, and then we'll get to go again.
So there's more as there they kill me, that way's demonic scavengers that kill me.
I'm gonna go this way and look for wolves.
Surely there's gonna be wolves this way.
We should try getting into full HP.
Can I eat- why am I gonna eat roll meat?
Can I eat Hellcaps?
Apparently. Let's do that.
Seems like that's the part of the play, but...
Oh, no, there's more of these things.
Why are we surrounded by in-game murderous mobs?
Oh, there's gamutas this way!
Are these mobs crazy?
I need more gear!
Yeah
I am the weakest entity in existence um okay we need to go back to town then and get more
power or something. This is not working. Can I tell him? Like, Brian need help. Maybe
Diego's got some tips. Surely.
Who can teach me some skills around here?
For starters, stick to fingers. He's got the swiftest hands of all of us. Besides him,
just ask around. You'll find people willing to teach you some tricks if you can persuade
Where do I find this fingers he lives just a few shacks over right by the castle wall when you're in front of the castle gate
Just had left towards the arena. Can't miss it
Can you teach me something?
Sure, why not I could help you improve your dexterity or get some strength into those arms
What do you mean?
What is this
I need five LPs?
Where do I get an LP?
Where do I get an LP?
This guy's smoking a reefer as well.
What's going on?
We're just going to ignore the fact that this guy's smoking.
He doesn't give a fuck.
Diego's a badass.
Look at this Diego guy.
Moritz. I got to wait.
Still got a lot to learn.
So I kill monsters, get XP, and then with the XP, I come and spin it, and I'm in there.
He teaches me skills.
He has my reputation at the camp, though.
How's my reputation at the camp?
Interesting, you ask.
I talked to some folk.
And?
That's it, I think.
You'll have to try harder if you plan on going...
Okay.
He said left.
Right, a few shakes over.
Okay, we're looking at my fingers. He's gonna teach me something.
Mud? Yeah.
Yeah. Why not? Come along.
Wow, I'm only using to kill...
monsters.
I'm really mad. Wait, he's out of here as the monsters are, isn't he, Gigi?
Wait, he's not gonna knock me out. Wait, mud.
Ain't no way mud gonna kill, like, come on mud.
That's the way it works. There's some more where it's over here.
There's some more where it's over here, bro.
So, where we got it?
Or is that a surprise?
I love surprises!
Who's this Mugger?
Who's this Mugger?
Why do you mind waiting with it?
That guy's so stupid bro.
There we go.
One month in the sky.
Yep, you saw that one?
Help us, help us, help us, help us, have you healed?
All right, dude, what if I, what if I run to the gods, what if I run to the gods?
I can't get on the bridge.
I'm all right, I'm immune to wood.
Oh
I burnt dodge dodge. Yeah, like in the bridge come the bridge come the bridge
GG no
NOPE!
Dude!
NOW!
GOT HIM!
Oh my god it's getting dark bro, oh my god it's getting dark bro, actually I'm so close.
We got it, we got it, we got it.
We got the hell out of here bro.
This is getting scary bro.
This is getting way too scary.
Okay, let's go find the fingers guy.
They're from the shack. We killed monsters.
I don't know what happened to Mud.
I should have, do you know what?
And we're just fed conning mobs to the gods.
That should have been a strat I employed way earlier.
Is Mud, wait did Mud die?
What happened to Mud?
I wonder if this game is one of these games where you get sick and eat wrong meat.
I feel like it would be, because our punishing is being so bad.
What is that?
What is that?
Oh my god, I can't see anything.
What am I torched for?
I need my torch bro, I need my torch bro, what am I torch?
Did I use up my torch? No way I used it.
Were they consumable?
I lit my torch on the ground.
What?
I threw it on the ground, okay.
you know what we don't need told us
probably because he's done got a slate
that is gonna be bad for me
I don't listen to that nonsense anymore
I don't care because it's bad
I
Was not trying to do that. I was trying to see if I could open up. I wanted to see my experience
I had bro. I wouldn't see my experience
Okay, did I think I may have killed mud?
Mud is gone
Okay, can I use this cauldron, I want to...
Ah, it's a snaf.
What?
What can I do for you?
What can I do for you?
thing is I'm lacking the ingredients three more meatbugs and five health
stalks that should do the trick interested
absolutely some questions
but this is the colony so get used to it also with the right seasoning it'll
taste just fine I sent someone else to get the ingredients a week ago but he
never came back probably joined in that was I was dead now he would have gone
out and got one shot by like one of them John asked demonic bugs where can I find
health cats around here could try the area right outside the Southgate has to
broken tail Southgate where the stuff grows hill okay Southgate hill we get
Who's that other guy you said?
Oh, that was Nick, a warder.
As I said, I think he turned cold.
Never looked too happy here, but I'm just guessing.
All I know is, he went out of the surf game and never came back.
Wait, there could be loot on him.
If he's dead, he could have gear.
Think about it.
He could totally have gear.
Fingus? Fingus!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, what? We're back. Said I've run down through, boss.
I, I, I, I've, I've torn some out by mistake. He, he, he got, I, he, he sprinted and NPCs, they're not a huge fan of it.
I want to become a shadow.
I want to become a shadow. Then you should find yourself a nice spot of sunlight. You know what I mean.
Okay, I'm looking for folks to put in a good word for me. Can you help that?
Can you help me with that? I wouldn't know how.
I'm looking for folks to put in a good word for me. Now, why would I do that?
Because Diego says you're one of the key players. Ah, why didn't you lead with that?
Yeah, I guess I could give you some backing. Thing is, I have to be sure you're
good for something say do you know your way around a lock no pity daddy the guy
with the punchable face who manages the arena he has a big chest in his height
and in that chest is a ring bring me that thing and you have my vote
can you change the skills to do that can you teach me the skills to do that
Why not? What do you want to know?
How can I do that? I need an LP.
How do I get better at lockpicking?
Glad you're so eager to learn, but you've got to get a better grip on your motor skills before I can teach you.
I'll take care of it. I'll be waiting. Okay, wait.
Check. Teach me how to get LP.
So I wait to get LP because everything is cooked but I'm basically need LP for everything
So I do I need to just go grind monsters, but I can't kill monsters without dying
What the hell?
I don't know, I'm too bad at the game
I'm too bad at the game
I can't do it
why i don't know why i chose i didn't think it would be hard is only like not that hard bro like
shit
all right so i did i did it i want to find me to the healing bed apparently for
well well a new face okay what do you want to offer you my help you're new here and you folks
Usually find themselves in trouble sooner or later. Yeah lucky for you
I run a little charity to help poor bastards my man, man, and for just ten nuggets
You could be a member yourself
What do you say?
Let me try some too
And what about it back? What if I don't pay? Oh, don't you worry you're new here and still learning the ropes
I understand that we've all been there
Just take a look around to get your feet wet and come back once you're in a more generous
mood.
There's no ultimatum.
Simply be aware that my charity depends on donations and my, let's call it, Marshal
A is therefore sadly limited to members.
I'm sure you understand.
Where's the Merc?
Ten nuggets.
Here you go.
Ten nuggets for your help.
Is this a joke?
I don't see any orgs.
So come back when you've got it.
Let me try.
Shit.
ten nugs
I need a key for that.
I don't have the right key.
Okay.
Move!
I
Wrecked by everyone everything
I'm just like the the weakest bitch in town we guys so trash
Even like the hobos have been to me bro what?
Wait, is that...
I feel like this is...
It's opposite, IRL, I'm a beast.
Okay, wait, no one's here.
No one's here.
We got this one, we got this one, we got this one.
Okay, wait.
I need a key for that.
Let's keep you in my pocket on the same map.
Not quite on the same map.
Not quite understanding that. Not quite understanding that.
Not quite getting that one. Alright, okay, can't lockpick, can't steal stuff.
Okay, so, Shining Cheese, currency, he's not looking out for me yet.
I think I can maybe, obviously I need to learn how to lockpick. Really?
That pretty new lockpick quest gets lockpicking. I think I've got bad lockpicking skills here.
Okay, Southgate. Yo, Southgate.
this is good it's so dark oh my goodness oh my goodness oh my goodness
It's a bit like I should start the game again, bro.
I broke my run!
I lost my toilet, let's see if we can find a wolf, okay?
I'm gonna use the moonlight.
I'm gonna use the moonlight.
It's a lizard. Okay, a lizard?
There's another one that's slow, right?
What's he gonna do?
Alright, everything one touches you.
Everything in this game one touches you.
Literally everything in this game one touches you.
and I am on the hardest difficulty I would suggest if you're new to the game
do not go to the hardest difficulty that gas let me into doing a house
difficulty it's a bad idea it's a very bad idea
I've known it from my own experience.
It's too dark to go out of the camp.
Let me go to the shady dealer gun and try to buy some watches.
Perhaps?
20 euro game in this family.
Okay, this is a full-fledged remake.
This is not a remaster.
This is not a 20 year old, this is actually a 20.
This is actually a 20, 26, gang.
You didn't know.
I can help you set things straight.
Hmm.
You want me to do a key place here on the canvas, Joe?
Can you play me to the key players here on the canvas?
The shadows.
Oh.
Looking to score a few points, Elliot.
Well, the A goes to the top, but you know that already.
Wait, I can go to sleep?
The fingers, whistle, and slide.
And then there's Dexter and Fisk offences.
They sell their stuff down at the marketplace.
Everyone buys from him even the water so that gives him a bit of sway last but not least we got scatty
Scatty leader and decides you can fight and all that lots of foco em all he's someone you'll want to stay on the right side of
It's pretty open ended as to what I want to do here
So I basically choose whatever quest line I want to go with
Scatty seems to be like the main guy. I got a steal from him. I got a request for him
Um, so then we got a man's, it's what you said me. I can get to daytime by sleeping
So I'm gonna try to go sleep in someone's head. Oh
I ain't seen your cup before I'm fly. No, I have a job for you. Okay. I got so many jobs right now, bro
But I can't even kill a mowrette. What's the job? What am I makes when missing a water neck?
What is he ran off the new case? Oh
You're a freshy fresh you get around a lot. Why don't you keep your eyes peeled?
for him if you find him I'll put in a good word for you okay okay well a good
word from you how they become a shadow ambitious ain't you sure came all in
due time first you find Nick and we talk favors okay we know where he is all right
see what I can do he's to the south maybe Fletcher can give you some inns in the
knack of mates and he's taken over next corner of the camp since the Blake went
missing. Which corner is that? The arena district. You'll find it.
Come on, try something that's dead.
I think he's gonna be fast, Chad. I feel like he might be fast.
I hope he's not fast.
You can't be here!
Bro, let me slay!
Please let me sleep!
Please let me sleep!
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
I'll get out, I'll get out, I'll get out.
Come on, just leave.
Yeah, yeah, I'll get out, get out, get out.
Small thing.
Save.
Tactical sleep.
We got the tactical sleep, that is very good.
We actually have managed to get to the bed.
Hey, you just do your thing and don't mind me.
me I'll just stay here and keep your company mud is gonna follow me around
again okay how do I know which way is north chat I need to go to the south
gate
wait what do you mean I didn't sleep no I did oh no dude it's absolutely still
lifetime but wait it's still bright inside the camp
did you get back when you leave the camp? nah I think I did sleep I think I did
sleep this is way brighter I couldn't see shit before okay I'm gone I'm gone again
Jürgen this is so sad where is that thing we going again maybe there's a nice
quite spot we could go to have a chin way
I'm gonna kill him.
I'm gonna kill him.
Damn, he's so dark.
He's still dark. He should have slept longer, man.
Bro, I should have slept longer, man.
Bro, I'm so...
Oops, it smells like swine, didn't I? Oops, he smurred my bed. That was a mistake, wasn't it?
Jump attack!
Yes.
If you were the Southgate, how would you know that we could get there?
Southgate would be, maybe I'd talk to a guy and they'd be like, yo, which side are we?
Blue cave, blue to the cave.
That cave there.
I can't see anything there, bro.
Like, what am I gonna do to them?
Like, we're going on blind boys?
We are officially going on blind.
We're going on blind boys.
Well, can you see something there?
Okay, let me zoom.
Oh.
Hi.
I can't see anything.
I can't believe I threw away my torch somehow. Hellcaps.
I'm completely blind. I legitimately cannot see.
Oh God.
I mean, iron sounds good though, bro. I must admit, whatever that iron is sounds good.
I think I've littered it. I think we littered it.
That can't see anything. The right thing that can't see anything is because it's night time, and I have no torches, so...
Yeah, so that's the issue, right?
Hmm...
Okay, where are we?
Where can I find?
What do you think this is where they stole this from?
What's your job? What's it look like?
I'm here to miss on cause...
Do you think?
Where can I find people is from Gothic and that's where they took that's a willow walker stole that tech from?
Did Gothic invent cards that you talk to to find locations?
Oh my god, watch!
What's your dad is?
I'm still in middle of night bro, it's still in middle of night.
Sorry bro, I'm coming out, I'm coming out, I'm coming out bro.
Not bad honey, not bad, not bad, not bad.
What were you doing there?
Okay, we got a torch.
So this is not consumable, right? So I somehow dropped my torch.
I don't know how I did that, but I did.
Bro, who do we have here?
I ain't need a fresh yard baptized.
What you want? Another pasting.
Whoa, whoa.
I came to shut your fat mouth, bitch.
I came to shut your fat mouth.
So that's so. Then bring it on, Greenblood.
Wait, what?
Bro, bro, bro!
I was joking! Get with the joke!
No! Pick it back up! Pick it back up!
What? Pick up the torch.
Pick up the torch.
That's the way to torch my gun, it's interesting.
Shit, if I could kill him.
If I could kill him, I could take a look.
I don't try to gank, but it's just leaving, it's just leaving, it's just leaving, I want
to check out a little bit of that cave.
Okay, I want to check out a little bit of this cave, Jay.
Okay, so now that I've got Torch, I'm just going to escape.
Oh my god I can see it was in the cave of the torch!
So, where are we going?
Maybe there's a nice and quiet place where we could go to talk?
Isn't this quite as helmet?
Bro, can you stop doing that?
Can you stop putting the what am I doing wrong?
Stop throwing the torch on the ground.
De-equip torch.
Don't do it on the ground.
just just
middle click maybe
we just walk around with the torch bro that's what it is
we are exploring we are looking for dogs okay mud
bro do not i mean i don't know where you're coming but well
Not dude man, I need my d-aggards in my head.
Bro help me, help me mod, help me mod, help me mod!
I
Am so ass bro
Sittings
I can't change the difficulties! I can't change the difficulties!
No! No! I'm ruined!
So sad.
I am ruined!
Okay, I'm going back to the start of the game where that must be the easiest
most possible to get experience. We're going back, I'm legitimately going the
way, I'm going back to tutorials on Jet because I cannot go any which way where
I don't get immediately obliterated. I'm just getting obliterated Jet. Like guys,
I made God game a 10 out of 10 Ubers,
destroyed Elden Ring, Dark Souls 1, 2, 3, Demon's Souls,
Rank 1, PvP, multiple games, just insanely lit.
And it doesn't matter, like, God think it's just humbling me, bro.
It is humbling me, like, this game is way too bad.
I don't know what I'm missing. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I can't seem to dodge these guys.
Hey, could it be that you're just running in circles?
I'll kill you, mate. I'm gonna kill you.
To the monkey-ass.
Ugh! Hold tight.
What's that? Get the bagel in. I can handle this.
Now!
Come back, mutt!
TURN IT OUT, BORN!
That's right. What a club.
Nuggets.
okay we don't kill my what does it tell people on me if I
would say that oh yeah man you hit me what's that for yeah I'm about to hit
you again I like hitting things what what about Belior is wrong with you I
don't want nothing to do with you anymore you you do freak I now feel
mean bro but you did I got to kill you I didn't kill you buddy
I need help over here!
Jack's gonna tell me.
He's gonna tell me.
He's gonna tell me.
That is what it is. Mutt!
That is what it is.
It is what it is.
I got one ex- he's only one XP.
I've just murdered someone for one XP chat.
I've just murdered Murd for one XP.
That's kinda sad isn't it?
Okay wait, we did get his weapon though, Blood Image 5
versus Rusty Sword.
It's paint 5.
Maybe the image is better than, uh...
Let's...
Maybe it stuns things, like it stunlock mobs or something, cause...
Good lord.
I need some sort of cheese.
Do I... out of my torch over here?
Jet! Don't worry about mud.
Guys, when I do my permative plays where I will not kill mud.
This is just, we're doing the...
I'm just getting the gothic vibes right now. Just getting a little you know just dipping our tips in you know I'm saying
You know checking out the living world checking out the player freedom and consequences checking out the factions that shape our story
you know
Checking out the just how amazing all the you know the various features of the game
Oh, that's a knife.
It's a-it's a question.
It's a question.
Wait, is that an oar?
Wait, are there oars in this game?
Is there mining?
Wait, heck actors are in the game, and there's mines in the game.
I'm thinking there is potentially mining in this game.
What the heck, Chad?
Is it mining again?
Special call of the...
Lord has literally a cancer of currency.
True!
But like, can you actually mine it though?
Or is it just like, everywhere in the place?
Is it just IAP currency?
Or is it actually a thing I can mine?
Can I become a miner?
Between the miner skills?
This is like the full-on we have we I'm going fully back. I'm regressing back to the beginning
of the game chat because I'm too weak to fly anywhere else but we have way back.
What's up, man?
I'm gonna let it...
I'm regressing, I'm going back.
I must have miski it, right?
What was this guy?
What's up, man?
What's your job?
Keeping out the unwanted guests from the exchange zone.
And by there, I mean the wankers from the new camp.
camp on with the old camp like all of his year at exchange zone the agar already gave you the rundown
he did he has good then i guess he filled you in
what's about about the new camp what's so bad about this new camp it's chaos that's what
it's every man out for himself down there compared to them the old camps a bloody temple
Since we control the exchange zone the new campers also don't get any fresh goods from the outside
That's why they've got a gang of bandits who just steal whatever they can get their ends on
Guys beat me up and I got out of the water wasn't it we're hearing how much like yours
A couple of guys beat me up when I got out of the water one was wearing armor just like yours. Yeah
Fate of every freshie
That's a hazing ritual, isn't it?
Hmm. Oh, so that's why they want me to pay him.
I'm gonna beat the shit out of that guy who wants me to pay him.
Oh wow, so that's how I get the stats!
Look at it, it's way at learning point zero, levels.
Dude, this guy makes you feel the white, bro.
I am not even got one level.
My guy is level zero with zero loading points.
Okay, so wait, we're just gonna figure out when to kill monsters there, man.
But they're the grind?
The grind?
Like, I must admit, they're making you work for them, but I want to.
I must admit, in a lot of games, it feels like pointless to want to level up, but like,
I desperately want power.
I desperately want gear, I desperately want to make my-
Cause I'm just getting absolutely teabagged by every single NPC in existence.
The weakest possible guys, destroy-
The only person I can beat is a dude who doesn't fight back.
Some pacifist-like, hobo guy.
Just stuffed on that.
I think that I got my- my sacred torch, do you know what it is?
I don't know how to-
How do I put my torch back on my way that way out to run up on the ground makes that it's a constant little ground with it
That's kind of yeah
Some of the torch
We'll brush the exchange though
I've tried doing that they just find me and then kill me bro.
I've tried that and I've just, I've just turbo veiled.
Oh, dude, there's no way.
This is going to be the weakest lock, right?
This is going to be the weakest lock, okay, so.
So, let's see.
Okay, so I haven't pressed anything.
We've got AD, move, left, move right, up, WS, move up and down.
Okay, I'm looking at the screen.
It looks like I want to move that one to the left.
Oh, that's good, what does that mean?
That's good, right?
Oh, that's good!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
HOPE! HOPE! HOPE!
Nope.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
I'm in.
Oh my god.
Okay, now we're cooking let's put that on a three
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Yeah.
Check if I got an out.
I paffled your canine.
There's no I could do it twice right?
No I could do it twice.
It's key for the exchange shed.
Oh, is that what it is broken into?
See?
There ain't nothing.
There ain't nothing.
There ain't nothing.
There ain't nothing of us still made.
There ain't nothing.
There's still nothing.
There's still nothing.
Shh.
Like,
she goes, I said, how about you want to sneak up?
Sneak up, baby.
Is this oblivion?
It's a lot more whitey than
than an oblivion, huh?
Then an oblivion, bro.
Different, different vibes.
A pie!
Oh, you know why I can smoke that, right?
Get up.
We got a friggin' pot, baby.
This canvas is so good.
I've looted so much stuff.
Oh, nuggets!
What happened here, bro?
Legit.
What the hell happened here?
Chad, how paffled you're to my bowels, Billy?
Hey, I'm...
I gotta try it out oh no it's the damage
I shot him in the neck dude, what ever man, are you kidding me right now?
I'm guessing those guys, I just thought I wanted to see what was that came out, don't
remember that.
Let's just leave while we're at it, I guess we just looted the zone here, no one knows
we are a whole team.
is worth it. We out, we in, we out, we in, we out.
Okay, I want to test this thing out versus,
let's see, that's exchanging. I see, that's where I got pushed in.
I got to try to have this as an, maybe I can kill monsters now.
Do you reckon I am powerful enough to kill monsters?
I think I lost my torch, it must be daytime soon, right, I swear to god it's been 9 times
for 10,000 years.
It has to be daytime soon.
Look at the freaking lake.
There's no way that, the key I got doesn't work here either, there's no way.
I don't have the right key.
It didn't really look like it either.
I have two torches.
But the second I equip that, I'm cooked.
I don't want to equip it, because if I equip it, then you can't de-equip it forever.
That's it, you just get it on.
Well at least I haven't forgotten how to de-equip it.
What I want to do is I want to test out my new weapon
a monster and I want to you know see what see what the deal is really see on
my uh I pat my butt maybe this is what I was missing maybe range combat is the
cheese that I required as you defeat the high difficulty you know I'm saying
I got a lot of loot I got club from mud we got a bow we got a ton of
Barren stuff, got iron, I managed to loot quite a lot of stuff at this point.
Oh yeah, I feel like it's almost daytime.
He says that the full moon is out.
Very bright moon though, very bright moon.
Oh, yeah.
Oh my god, I took one of the big ones out!
Oh, it was the little one.
I got my arrow back as well.
Wait, I want to try if I can get a big one.
What's the big one at?
What's the big one?
What's the big one?
What's the big one?
What's this?
Oh my god.
I don't know.
Okay, how do I un-look up my torch without throwing it in the ground yet?
Teach me.
Teach me.
Teach me the ways.
change me the ways I that puts on the ground
why
all right we're gonna try take one of the bugs
I do
Okay, yeah, I can take this out.
Okay, range is okay, so that's basically what I was doing wrong.
I'm a freaking noob, jet.
If you want to win in this game, go ranged.
Oh my god, 50 XP.
This is all okay, Gellus.
Level up!
I fucking level up!
Bro, it's a video!
It's so brutal. Oh my god, dude. I was trying to sprint and he hit me, dude.
Was it save yeah, I mean, well that's the thing though, right
And we're back here
Okay, so it's Rick is to know that I'm trying to sit on that's
Yeah, that's it when I'm doing my Puma disc blazer job, there'll be no says coming
There'll be no sense in me. I will have to commit to every decision that I make.
And there'll be no loading.
Okay. Let's not get it twisted.
Into my light.
I'm going to do my primitive playthrough.
I'm going to press that five again.
Anyway, low backseat chat, teach me where the wolves are.
If I was a wolf, where would I be?
I would, I would just want to fight a wolf.
Can a brother fight one wolf?
The mount.
It's that way, you're going to get the mount towards the mount.
So we do, we just call this sprint through the,
okay, what's called this sprint through?
I'll sprint around, I'll go around the city to the right
and then we'll see if we can get to the mount, the mount zone.
I wonder if you can get up there.
Simply you can get up a lot of the terrain actually.
I don't think I want to try to do some mountain climbing.
Yes, I haven't even seen if you can swim in this game.
See if we can just drown instantly or can you swim?
You could swim! Wait, it's already better than like 50% of games that exist with water in it.
What? Oh my god.
I'm gonna have to swim by.
Here it really looks like water.
Yeah, it really looks like water.
You can dive! Oh my god! This is some immersive high definition freaking water mechanics!
Oh my goodness!
It's a monster.
We can just get out like that.
We have nowhere out.
I don't know where the hell I'm going.
That was this place.
Here I'm going.
Transforming the mole rat.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
What?
Oh shit!
I'm a fuckin' mole rat!
I'm a fuckin' mole rat!
What?
Oh, shit!
I'm a fuckin' mole rat!
I'm a fuckin' mole rat!
The hell?
That shit had a projectile?
What am I- what is that?
What is this?
Oh man, there's some cheese going on this game.
I feel like there's some real, like, heartache maneuvers.
Bro, I bet you like, you can transform into a mole rat and sneak into like a zone and
get like get somewhere that I'm not supposed to and get some real opiate
but where am I going? I don't think the mole rats gonna have to swim guys
just to... oh god, we better find out the mole rats can swim
THE MOLRAT GAME FREAKING SWIM!
Bro, they have games where you cannot swim entirely
this game the goddamn mole rat swims
they even got a swimming animation
Wait, is there anything boring? Wait, am I safe? Oh my god. Oh my god. Hello, friends!
Hello, how you doing?
It is chilling.
I'm gonna...
What do you think about that?
We're using all the kind of that, right?
I'm not a deer like that. It's mole-rich.
I don't quite know what I'm doing with this blue thing, but...
We got mole-richs, friendly.
This is the way to explore the world boys. This is how you find, oh what the hell is this, look.
Wait did I, by mistake, check, what's the scroll in the head?
What's the scroll in the head? Turning anything in a mower? I shot myself?
Or was it, was it like a druid ability where I just turned into it?
It's in the same mower gap later, this is sick!
I mean, did you, what?
The fact that I can turn into a mole right and it makes all the hostile enemies friendly. That's cool
And I can I can use I don't know what's more at a good. I've got some little mole right ability. I don't know how to use it
Oh, oh, he's right kill the mole right the mole right is not safe. That was a snap. I want to get me
I'm too quick. Can't get them all right, bitch. Can't get them all right, bitch. I'm too fast, motherfucker.
Remember, it's on the side, on the side, on the side, on the side, on the side, on the side.
Oh, shit!
I escaped.
That's impossible.
That's impossible.
More cannot get over that.
Blah, blah.
Hey!
Gothic 2, Gothic 2 guys, Gothic 2, very puggies, very puggies, very puggies, hopefully I gave
you a little introduction to the game, you guys get a vibe check to see if you would
like to play the remake, if you want to play the remake, type X away, go on to the chat,
Let the leg...
Oh, my bad.
Gothic Remake.
My bad.
My bad.
Not Gothic 2.
That's another game.
Gothic Remake.
Which is a full-fledged, unreal-five experience.
I mean, I must admit...
What a swimming.
I really didn't think we could do that.
Turning it into a mole-breast!
Every single NPC has its own life.
go and talk to them, interact with them. They've all got a backstory. An immersive RPG experience
with very... I mean, it looks... very... ah, it looks... well, wouldn't I say that? There's
a lot of weight. There's a lot of weight. You've just started the game and they're making
you choose a very important decision. You've got to select, uh, what clan you're going
from the beginning. And it sounds like it has a large deal. No two playthroughs the same.
We'll see tomorrow. Well, of course I'm playing Final Fantasy 2 currently,
so I'm looking forward to tomorrow. But this does seem like a good game to do a
literal permanent run. Look. They have a competitive setting, Jack.
That's my type of game. That's my type of game.
Okay, but menu music is very loud very loud menu music limit got not the
God of what does it say when got the in the chat it's like when got the in the
chat if you want to look at that straight up like it seems like it's
gonna be a game that's there's lots of things you can do that are wacky like
the fact that I just wasn't expecting who thought I was gonna turn into a
mole rat
But who thought that was gonna happen cuz I didn't out of all the things I could have predicted turning into a mole rat was
Not on the agenda
Okay, I guess all the gothic tribe guys knew you could do that or something. Yes, you just
You play the game 20 years ago
Well, you played you played the original 20 years ago. This is actually a full-fledged
Remake with brand new game engine all all sorts of the
All the all the bells all the whistles
What are you doing backward? Yeah, same game. Hmm
Hey regardless boys, hopefully you enjoyed today's stream it was way longer than I expected
But you know dude popped off in POE absolutely destroyed
We saw the summer games first very Poggies. We got some gothic to
Uh, he's in garlic some gothic remake in
tomorrow
Tomorrow I am either going to a kill arbiter or be guy, okay
That's right, that's right either I'm gonna arbiter tomorrow or dead
It's...
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Jobotus!
Jobo!
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I'll see you in the next video.