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HCSSF🚨NEW ARBITER TODAY OR DEATH!!!🚨0.5.1 PATCH LIVE🚨ENDGAME BOSS SLAYING UNIT✅ETHICAL AF BUILD🚨10/10 UBER SLAYER PoV
06-06-2026 · 6h 05m
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Is that a new monitor you got?
Is that a new monitor you got?
Love that you stream the remake of this beloved masterpiece.
Very potent.
Fat.
For the 40th time.
That's your golden retard, that's your golden retard
Just admit you are too old for this shit dad game
I wonder if the dev knew they'd be paying to have you get spawn camped by a chicken for an hour.
This got the game's mog's bow too.
Boom.
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Bye bye.
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gift subs in the channel.
I don't know what's going on.
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Brother Zach has got casers guys, but he can take mine, but he can take mine, Brother Zach.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry to say this, kick is bad, evil, degenerate, crap, copy pasted
from Twitch, gambling affiliated, full of absolute clown bozos who genuinely think they
are making something cool.
True, true, true, true, true, whoa, I can already hold so many base eggs, bro.
Oh my god, do your true, bro, true, true.
For the most part, I would agree.
I already slipped. Do you know here I slipped during the sour song?
I better today or death, baby. I did I put it today or death. I did slip you were listening
Yo, no not gonna lie chat
Like getting fucking on and got over over again makes you want to play gothic
Mike you want to make you want to play gothic
In jail, bro
No
But it's peely to launch and I'm still haven't finished my journey
Ultimately the way I see it is this
Ultimately the way I say it is this
If gothic one remake is good, then people will still care about it some weeks from now
right I'll still care about it some weeks from now and then whenever I've
beaten over content of PA2 I can then play Gothic and people will still want
to see it now if it shits and no one's gonna see it well then I guess okay
right
you know so what to see I did it felt like I was playing oblivion but like
with way more weight. It felt like oblivion, but like, um, Liz Arcady, more like, uh,
my choice is matted. Like, I felt like I had to, like, the decision I was gonna make mattered.
And that, that, that just seems like a fun, and the fact that it has a permative option.
bro the fact that as a permanent option it's so good like you know that it's
cracked right when they got permanent it's like a default oh my god
I
Was that my house plan a fucking ice-cream truck
It's pretty fine 3 a.m
I will
That's copy, thank you. I will
But in Peewee or you got like I see it. No, okay, what do you mean? I shouldn't know you talk about
What just the reference I
I kind of don't say to you knowing they got the game out this it's like a game
That game is like a game that I want to play. I wish they'd come out like two weeks from now three weeks from now
But not now it's like you know what like you plan a game and there's nothing else going on you like sweet
There's no opportunity cost now. I feel like this opportunity costs
It feels basically like oblivion remasters come out just now
It basically feels like a little three masses come down.
What is the funniest 2-digit number starting with 6?
7.
69.
60... uh, yes, 62.
I might have to beat him here after we go. There we go, one. Nah, that's...
There she is, this right where...
The issue is this right, once you lose like the zone, the mode, once you lose your momentum,
then it's really hard to come back to the game like you know you fuck off and you owe
something else and you try to come back to P-Wake like if you go away for like a few
weeks, it's pretty much good to start again.
It's kind of like where I Taurario run, I've beaten Wall of Flips and I'm in hard mode
on zenith and everything but like you can't have to do it on one go I think
stopping and starting it's not
it's not a day
I'm just gonna say that for one more time, just shut the hell up guys, guys, dude, stop!
Stop!
So you repeat the day, Arbiter is today or I'm dead?
Or some emergency happens, I gotta go.
It's just the one that you do for the main quest, by the way, I'm talking about that.
I'm not like some stooped-out Uber version maxed out, like difficulty plus five, what
the fuck, PE2 shit's going on.
Just like the fucking war dog.
First try, I've never, outside of the footage from the announcement I've not seen any of
the bus fight, so it's gonna be a complete war dog.
Complete war dog, baby.
Well these questboss kill people in one shot, so all the questbosses are basically super
rippie and they'll murder you in one shot if you know what you're doing.
And that's what I learned, I don't know what I'm doing.
Still mate, swore that I wasn't going to make a pass, here he knows 100,000 was again.
Even LKZRX stood up and said, I thought I was dead.
I hate what he's a bit of a hater to be honest though, so he's probably always thinking I'm gonna die, but...
Uh...
Basically...
I can't be stopped.
I can't be stopped, and I won't stop.
That's the field, yeah, that's all you need to understand.
You mean, so I could've just done no good of...
No good of a...
Yeah, well, that's the thing, right?
I'm a unpredictable freak
You know, all kind of crazy maneuver I'm gonna pull out
I got the guy come on. Hey, oh you got the game. He's I
Understand him in the middle of my pilot XL2 journey
Understand that I really really really do like the game like the look of it
It feels like it feels like a weighty version of
oblivion and I'm very interested in doing a permadeath run but I don't want
to stop my car run even though I think dude the streamer Andy is it's legit
probably good I'm looking there's streamer Andy I'm right there playing
Gothic right now look at what I said but as a gamer fuck that I want I want to
I want to just get the base game to you, bro.
Like a QE2.
And on top of that, I haven't done any of my weird builds.
A boba, boba, boba!
On top of that, Gothic 1 is an offline single-player fucking game that...
if it's good...
do you know what?
It can even be a good thing to wait, because then people can go through, play it, experience it,
not have their story spoiled, etc.
And then I can play it after and
It'll be like more enjoyable to watch if you don't worry about spoilers
Hello guy now I'm gonna go complete line. I've decided my time of death run if I do one
will be permanent like zero percent we will have zero back I will do everything
about everything about like I was I was getting a little bit back seated there in
the small stream yesterday because like dude I was just dying to it bro they
paid me to play the game I was just dying to a fucking like a level one mobile
That also means it will probably have boobamods too. Log in.
Let's not get it twisted.
I'm not washed, I just picked a way to. Clearly that the difficulties inside the
loot understand what's going on in that game. I have, I had no idea what was going on.
It's not only hard in a game where everyone kind of starts off and you just get like a wood club
and you just start, it's like not, it's hard but you're supposed to like understand where to go
in the story, get loot, all that shit.
Somehow you, I'm a person who's beaten all SoulsBorn games.
Those mozzes are just one-shining me and their roll timing was just so tight, bro.
Of course I'm gonna go part of the difficulty coming in over I play.
Of course.
I'm gonna destroy the fuck out of it.
God damn it, that guy is killing, that is.
I'm gonna see Triggered his own, my own barrel, and I'm gonna see Kagem as he walks out Triggered his own barrel and dies.
It's a game good with mine one, but probably XL2, absolutely.
Gothic, uh, Gothic Remake from what I played, if you, I can tell you this, from what I played
with the Gothic Remake, if you like the Oblivion Remaster, then you will like the Gothic Remake.
If you do not like Oblivion Remaster, then you will not like it.
kind of like that old, that old kind of vibe. That old school RPG vibe.
Probably better than Oblivion. Well then that's what the safe thing to say. I,
do you know what? The thing is Oblivion remaster felt amazing in the first like day.
But then it got really broken. The balancing was completely off and then you go to,
that you could go to that spell casting thing and you could create your own spells and you
could buff yourself with like turbo speed and turbo jump and turbo magic and then it
got to the point where I was like, I was on the high level that you've heard it, there
was no way I was gonna die, I was like, I was just fucking owning everything and I had
to like nerf myself because it was so powerful and I feel like, well what if that's what's
going right, what if, but the first day it feels really way really hard, everything's
brutal as fuck but actually you can get to some spell time thing, create your own spells
And then completely one shot everything in the game, right?
I don't know that.
Couldn't tell you.
Couldn't tell you.
I'm assuming there's going to be ways to completely break the game with the other guys.
Just based on the fact that I can turn it to more red.
Right, what are you going to hit?
What kind of horse are you going to have to do, right?
I've seen that Seth video in the old Gothic game.
I don't know if it was cajumbo or waw, I don't know.
It was f**k cool though, today it's a mole right, let me tell ya.
God damn it!
I wish I could just pause time and play Gothic, and then resume time and play Path of Mercy
also.
So I want to play both games at the same time, bro.
What am I missing out on the f**king Puggies?
F**k.
Fuck
There's a
If I go back to by oblivion remaster
Like a month after it came out. I don't think anyone would have been interested right? I feel like it's like
It's half a game that would it you know
Don't say fuck pewee dude cuz not fuck pewee. No, no fuck pewee
I understand you like the novelty I understand chat I understand that you would chat would
like me to play Gothic 2 more than the WCP, but I also understand that I've committed
too much time to this to stop and on top of that it's the biggest patch ever and I'm
fucking having to write out half the shit.
No, the reality is this, I just have to let go of like, stand on its own two feet.
I'm fumbling because of the fact that I think that there's a chance that no one will give
a fuck about goblink, and then I want to have to do some tomatix run, because people won't
care about it.
I'm up.
Right, that's it, that's it, that's why I'm fumbling.
I'm fumbling because people, why people won't care about it then, and then I want to have
to play it.
And then I'll be like, ah.
That's a let's allude the mindset
We price that people really do like it and say dude, it's just the best
You've got to play it and then two months from now everyone's already played it themselves and they they've all got you know
They're gonna be like that green radioactive frog
I'm going to be based here, but it's a little vague and so muted you can't handle it, chat.
Quinn went full 10 tenths in PoE and is now on a full godgaming up.
He is about to one-shot Po2 HCSSF blind and it's happening today.
Get your popchamps ready boys.
We'll see about that one, bro.
We'll see about that one.
Five seconds.
What?
Fucking man, I need fucking man.
Yeah, this Atlas, by the way, this Atlas.
This Atlas, the Marplette, every single that.
Every single that I click knows this thing.
I think about how I'm not a huge fan of it at all.
I love the new in-game, I love the new map, I love all the way that the map represents
what's happening and you can see a bridge, you can see the place, you go to the place.
I love that.
It makes it feel more alive.
That's like these little items that you go into, right?
More like a place that exists.
this I just because I know I'm getting the whole fucking thing I just don't care
about the Atlas points at all and I just it's like whatever I just click I just
click shit I'm like ah whatever just click it but yeah I did break that what
I was I wouldn't probably matters the decent amount but
there's no opportunity cost there that makes me think to myself like Matt I'm
so excited to talk to here and then get that node and do this thing and then I
just need like two more maps that get this one node here which is gonna do some
crazy shit it's just it's just I'm just gonna get it all right so
try the game get it all what's just not I don't think that's it
I'm gonna but yeah I'm am good but I'm just saying I'm telling you my real-time
thoughts and experiences wait that's not connected you can't get a crush you
could get it's way classic
I'm telling you in real time in real time saying like I love this I love what
they're doing I like the whole thing this is fucking cool I'm just saying I
I don't like this.
I don't like this.
The cool thing is this can be changed super easy.
Whereas something like this took a lot of time and investment and
they wouldn't be at this with shit, well then it worked.
But it's actually just made it good.
Whereas this is just some nodes. This is a bit of a chat.
This is just a spreadsheet where you just put a tick in a cell.
That's it.
So they can easily modify that to make it better, but I must prefer the whole thing
where you specialize in certain things and then you do those in-games and then you change
them.
You get all in-games up shit.
You got to choose one thing, but you can't get the other thing.
It's cool that I tried it though, cool that I tried it, I mean at least now we know.
I mean, that's one of the things where maybe they full send it and maybe they commit to this
The fact that I'm just clicking nodes and I'm just going out. I don't really care. That's not good. So I don't care. Normally I care
And I'm excited
I mean, it is true that I could be the one who's out of touch 100%
Boots loves helmet loves
There's no doubt about that
I thought that was the one I was going to say, let's get that, no, no, you pretty much
every take that I have usually is like getting them into the game, somewhere or another.
Either directly or indirectly, right?
Like if you don't, I mean, in my opinion this is going to get reworked again.
I'm calling it, like, we'll see though.
I suspect there'll be a very large rework, because I don't think that we had to with
it.
and then it'll go forever and be like, eh, eh.
Seeing the totality of all the changes and just doing a vibe check, they're gonna be like, eh, eh.
That's my expectation.
Now it could be totally a curriculum.
Whoa, Nemi.
I'm likely to check, I'm likely to stay home, I hope it's on, but yeah.
I need to go do that, I need to try the expedition, like, bitch, wait for it to start to set up
They most likely did this purposefully unlocking all your Atlas Point because in 1.0 it's better
for them to balance it.
I think they just want us to test it and have fun with it before it's limited again.
Okay, what I'm calling limited, what I'm talking about is things having white, right?
of getting everything you you make it right off and then because you make it
straight off you care about the trade-offs you just get everything you
no longer it's the same thing as like power gun points in Diablo 3 bro
like people used to say like like back in the day it used to be what's your
power gun bill bro and it used to be really important right because you
couldn't have all the power gun points right it wasn't possible to have all
So then you have to choose like you want CDR, you want a tax rate, which was some bills
that wanted CDR, the bills wanted tax rate, the bills wanted crit damage, the bills wanted
crit drop, whatever the fuck it was, right?
And it used to matter, it used to matter.
And then like three seasons in, people would be like, what's your paragon points, man?
I'm like, what do you want about it?
You just get everything.
And then I realized I didn't even care about paragon points anymore because of the fact
you just get everything there's no longer a choice because it's not a long
matter so we just in my opinion bitch now they do it in nodes where you can choose
stuff
it's kind of like it makes it it's not to Rithy now just to what I'm saying but
To me that is so whatever that doesn't really matter to me, that's fine.
D4 those nodes, they're D4 though.
This is the other three by the way I'm talking about, not D4.
Yeah, that's right. To be honest, the fact that I haven't got the other smarts, this is probably...
Well, that's just, you know, that's contextualized this through the fact that I'm playing the
game, like, whatever it is, how many hours every day and I haven't got all the masses.
So that's supposed to change my Atlas progression and I'm this many days in and I don't know
what to tell you.
it doesn't have it I can't speak on the master so I got them but like if it takes
you like three weeks to get them well then you could have got bored and put by
that point right you understand if you can get them straight away I don't know
how to do that if you can get them straight away I don't know if you can
just get all the monsters right away I don't know how you're doing that I'm in
they clearly need to make that more obvious
I
Saw shit that I wanted right and I went there. What do you mean? This was obvious. I'm like yo, I want to this I'm going there
Right sounds like you want to play gothic
break breach
I've seen that. That's obvious. I want to go there, right?
Um, this fucking Ziddle thing.
That's obvious I want to go there. There was- I've not seen anything, it's like...
I've not seen some shit where I'm like, oh, I want to go there to get a master or something.
There was obviously the one Beastmaster chair I could have got, where I've got like this thing,
which that one was right next to me and it had an arrow on it.
And I went there.
But I'm yet to see how the arrows pop up.
If they aren't popped up, I don't know where they are.
with that no idea I don't read quests I don't reach everything to lose they go
want me to read fuck that it needs to be on my screen reading it for losers
his road. I got my quick turn off, baby. I got it to turn off. Hell, I don't want to
I have quite a lot of reach points.
Super tuning now.
What I'm telling you is getting your best is obvious.
Getting your breech is obvious.
Getting your delirium is obvious.
Getting all the ones has been obvious to me.
Getting my masses.
Getting held up was obvious, yes.
Getting the other ones has not been obvious.
I have not seen, I have not detected a single iota of another master.
I have not registered one pixel that goes, oh that's another master to me.
If I had, I would have done it, but I haven't.
So, don't know what to tell you man, like, and I've been playing the game for...
Three days and six hours.
Okay, three hours and six hours, I've got one master.
So what I'm telling you is like, if Maas is supposed to be in the game, I don't think
your airplay is getting there at this point.
Cause I'm this TriHard and I haven't got a Maasist and have a fuck who's in him and
I'm just gonna play with Maas.
People ain't gonna read, bro.
People ain't gonna read, bro.
People ain't gonna read, bro.
I'm not a yellowpink, am I?
Okay, is this yellowpink?
And this is like an area on the map that exists
that looks very interesting.
Right?
And then you get there and it's very intuitive
as to what you're supposed to do.
And the guy out like uses dialogue to tell you like,
you need to go out of the cracks and blow them.
I don't understand what again you're doing this thing where you think you're defending the game or something
But actually you're hurting the game right so
By defending something that's not obvious and not like if this is important
This system is as is important as you say it is and it's gonna completely
Reconnexualize the way I approach maps and it's gonna entirely replace my my Atlas passetry
And this system is what this difference between me liking that this passetry system and not liking it
by you defending it and saying no you just need to do this and you do that you need to play more
out you know that's not helping it because I'm telling you anytime okay if you're
experiencing something you're experiencing some irritation some weird issue there's a thousand
people with that exact same issue your ass is bleeding right your ass is bleeding I guarantee
the status of the hills with bleeding axes just like if you if you piss in the
shower think they're special you're not there's a million people who piss in the
shower just like if you have some weird fucking thing you have some what's the
weirdest thing you can imagine you do bro you're pissing in the sink what are
you doing what kind of where should he off to you think there's the weird doing
that it's happening to other people too the way the weird ailment your heels
aching, guess what someone else suffered from that. If I am not able to see these other
masses and I'm not getting them, there's a bunch of other people I'm telling you who
have got little list plates on their meat, right, who have absolutely not found that
shit. And if they then get the end game and they're like, that, do you know what, this
end game is boring? This out system is kind of bland, I don't really care about what
I'm clicking on, there's no opportunity cost, I'm just picking every node. Who gives it
fuck? Guess what, they quit the game. And by you defending the current system that's
Not obvious enough for people to understand and not intuitive enough to be able to understand.
You're actually hurting the game that you're trying to defend, which is counter-intuitive.
Good no casuals, well good, your game's dead, bro, congrats.
Back down, they don't only have funding, they're not creating new content.
No more legs, GG noob.
GG.
GG.
Welcome bro welcome to get about that
I'm a dead gamer. I need my yellow paint gaming in POE to oh
I'm old. I need my hands to be held having four kids as hot. You wouldn't know I am the breeder
If I did my hand to be held, then...
By the way, I don't like...
I don't like overbearing back-seated games.
I like games to be intuitive, if it makes sense.
And you don't go somewhere because there's a piece of dialogue telling you to go somewhere,
you go somewhere because it looks cool, or it looks interesting enough to tell you to go there.
And then naturally you forget what you're doing.
I hate... Do you think I'm a co... Do I look like a quest log gamer?
So I look like I want to reach Quistlub.
Like I will endip within the dialogue.
But I'm not a Quistlub game, I can tell you that, in any game.
I just intuit the correct direction of the code.
I dive it.
I listen to the dialogue, I look at the environment.
What I'm telling you is that a million other people will have that same as you.
And on top of that, I'm not, by the way, I'm not convinced, like, I don't even go fuck
but my hill to pass is that, by the way.
I'm not convinced that somehow getting these, by the way, is kind of immediately maybe like
the Passive Tree, the Atlas Passive Tree, I just don't see it.
Blinded by the fuck!
Ah, Moo Moo!
Goddamnit, oh, I didn't kill him.
Ah, I did kill him!
I
Only knew because you didn't the illusion toys of this p1. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, it is an illusion. It is an illusion
I I can I can farm all mechanics equally the same power at the same time. Oh, yes
dumb fuck
No, you have to choose. You can get one or two Mechanics.
That's it. You have to choose. If you are farming Blight and you are farming Harvest,
you also are not farming Breach. You also are not farming...
You have to choose what in-game do you want to pursue right now.
What...
How do you want to manipulate your Atlas tree to modify your maps in the way that benefits your character the most at this current moment in time?
It is not...
I just got everything. I just do it all.
I'm just up in a house in the game to roto to roto to all damage from hits can just point is managed
Cannot put the 11 elements 24% chance poison. Huh, John?
Just a full water family this is quite powerful doesn't it
Hmm
You bet this guy you know what I was to say that shit
Because your gameplay is very soy and one-dimensional and you play with trying things, you win.
Let's return a comment.
I literally have the same issue, but we watched the video telling you to give them, but you
supposed to forget.
Yeah.
Does it matter?
You should not have to go to a third-party source and watch some video that's totally...
In order to understand an in-game mechanic, you shouldn't have to go back and watch a YouTube video.
Guys, he's just s-
Wait, if you have to go back, if you- to understand an in-game mechanic,
like some- some core in-game mechanic that's gonna completely change whether or not you like or dislike a game, right?
We're talking to the point where, oh, this is gonna make you like one of the major in-game systems or dislike it.
According to Twitch chat, right, which I'm skeptical.
You should not need to go find some YouTube video posted as a developer highlight that was posted like two weeks before the leaks fucking
So there's three four weeks before leaks on it and then go back and watch that shit
That is for God it
No, like that would be insane. They're all you didn't watch the developer highlight from five weeks ago, bro
Yeah, sorry, you get you're not gonna you could you go you gotta watch you gotta watch that highlight from that one guy
Sorry about it bro, otherwise you'll basically cook GG dude.
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Yeah, I'm not playing any games
I'm not playing I'm not playing games. So yeah, not non-trade. Unfortunately doesn't know yet
I don't care good. What's it good. I don't want to play those two
No escape!
Come on, game, I'm interested in playing this game.
I'm interested to see what systems they have.
What is this new combat that's got?
like what what are they gonna what are they can they can they boss like some
crazy netcode that allows like many many people to be in one zone is it gonna be
you know what what are they are they gonna do the thing though we're like we
know what good we know what people want we want a true animal RPG with real
weight and real grinds none of this fast-track rate finder stuff none of this
group fight and we're gonna talk and you're gonna go to a Hunters Hall and find
other comrades to battle demons you know what you're gonna say is gonna
they're gonna do that thing are they gonna do that spiel they all do and
then everyone pre-orders everyone pays for all the fucking early access shit
ashes the fodder dollars and then you get fucking scan bro I'm still best I
I got scanned.
I don't have a good tail.
Well, I haven't it's having a million I've seen that same spiel from so many like a kickstart of mmos and like somebody MMO's
I've just like
You know the next big game mode the next big game mode is every single time. I'm not the next big game moves
It's fucking right, bro
I
Ashes of $500 bro, that's what it is man. That's what it be
If you're interested in jerking, they're gonna have anything good at the end of future game
show, I don't know.
What am I speaking into?
I don't know.
I don't know what I'm speaking into, bro.
It's like, I want to say, I want to say right now, I get about half the depth of me from
I'm completing a map and getting a point, I get about half the everything that I would appeal to one.
Well, half the whatever feel good chemical combination you want, not disturbing.
Obviously it's like a little more comfortable.
Okay, I'm getting like 50% of the feel good chemicals that I would get.
Maybe less, maybe like 46 from completing a map.
you know that feeling of having a real tight tree you know I don't know if you guys know
that feeling where you've got your tree and you've got exactly where you want it's the
highest fucking every no matter if I just had two more nosing it was one more thing
and just desperately one another point you know that feeling that just 0% that feeling
There's zero I just that
But that's the time I said I feel like a beauty to that tree zero bonus
Because it again there's no time as it doesn't matter. I'm gonna get the whole thing
And just knowing that completely changes your perspective
I'm gonna put you in a stand-up now.
mod comment 2026 I don't know how good po2 is I only did like 8 maps so far but
I know how bad d4 is basic
sure I see a guy got command just comes up for me and again on a new account
I imagine that
Imagine you're such a fucking toxic piece of shit
You get her man, which I don't know how you can come out from the channel
Like you have to be like complete scum and you get like 15 chances
You make a second account fresh start right fresh start
Yeah, you're still singled out as a piece of shit and you get permanent game
you know what it's not really a first shot I wouldn't have permitted it wasn't
too many of it right so you need a banyvade better is what I'm saying okay
and then you would've got a last chance plus plus plus plus plus and then you
would get lunch chance plus plus plus plus plus and after that you would have
got a last chance plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus
And after that, I would have banned you, but you would have had that on your main already, right?
Which is insane. I legitimately
Loads my fucking mind
Get you
What do you remember, so that's like the first guy I've banned and I don't know how long
and it was just a bandy bet, right?
Again, I wouldn't have permitted if it wasn't for the first time there was a bandy bet.
like I'm telling you when I say um when I say it's how to get back in it it is so how
to get back in it.
like you aren't ironically gay.
my hcss life slash armacrono died to the buddak yesterday.
I
Ripped Bundy bro rep
Hey, so I time you all out into the meme and yeah, like for example I time people out run
I got your band right now. I'll time up like three hours, dude
14 days if I do a 14-day ban it means you've been an audio boy
That's that's not on me. It's like a it's the longest like a time you have for without primary
That's done on the band is so it's on up. Yeah, I'd you know, you to be real funny
I try to create a bang culture here. I'm trying to create a you know, like
like a...
like a trap that will only come raised...
Oh, you will be understood.
Hi Quinn, Jessica here.
I don't know if you know this,
but if you open your inventory and look at your weapon slots,
there are little one in two buttons above them.
If you left click them, you can swap
between weapon set one and weapon set two.
However, if you right click one of them,
it locks weapon set one into the weapon set two slot.
Let's you use the weapon set passive skill tree without actually needing a second weapon equipped
Yeah, that's true. That's true. That's true. That is true indeed
But that's crutch that's it that's crutch
You guys have to crutch in here. This is the ethical non weapons which I played
It's a it's a crutch and it's a it's a crutch I
Don't need that I don't agree with I don't agree with weapons it's
I don't agree with weapons it's
You are kinda right, rare items are armoured for it, so it should maybe be any of you magic
items.
Probably more ethical.
Hmm.
I'm gonna think why.
Where does it change?
An anonymous user gifted a tier 1 sub to scat underscore in underscore my underscore mouth.
By the way, guy.
Guy doing that by the way.
Care is made of 90% protein. The source of its strength and beauty. Care damage causes protein loss.
The Twitch TV system is looking at you.
The Twitch TV system is looking at you.
Just let you know.
That switch coming from the guy who used to switch to a bow for more bleed damage.
Anyway chair 44 months.
I'm done.
How long have you done?
I've been using the weapon switch thing a lot.
I think every single season I haven't taught this one I've used it.
Right now I'm just not an obvious use case. I'm just not using it. I thought there was a reason why I would do it
I would do it
But for now eh, I'm up enough
I'm just complicit you know
That's pretty damn nice
What are those? What are those? Totoro Passes Street enemies.
Are you trying to convince yourself or chat that you aren't a metacuck?
Covada, bro. Covada. I am not a metacuck.
To be a metacuck you have to know where the mid irresist and you have to copy the midder.
You know, Quinn, I just want to give you a quick reminder, Aziri, remember?
The boss that you died to, you didn't kill her, you just died, Aziri.
Yeah, okay, I'm gonna destroy Aziri's, but you hold on, don't worry about that.
Aziri's cooked.
Okay, Aziri's fucking cooked.
90 months with the God gamer the HCSSF bespoke build crafter
What's a soaring mask? 570 out of 171.
Nah, let's not waste one of these.
Let's just use this.
If I need bread, uh, you only got to have Subway, I will.
Remember you to Burger, I will eat bread.
If I did not eat bread, normally, is it like, yeah, something you can chew.
it what the fuck
I fucking want to fucking miss
if it's some shit
Yo, Trevor!
You said you will go back to Mace two days ago, but you are still long stuff
What up?
Oh, you've got to go amazing. Yes. All right. I think I think
You don't go live you I mean if what you say if what is real life anyway
I'll rejoice the glorious leader is building a new and improved bank culture
The great leaders grand vision will take time and some of you will have to be executed
But that is the price his greatness is willing to pay
glorious leader
Yeah, 213 years, 700 of Asian helmet.
Don't even know who's at the place.
What's my years going to be?
Bro, it's literally, what's my year?
2100 years.
My deflation gets coaxed though.
Yo Carangale with a five, give the chair a break.
Chair a break.
The new atlas passives are actually quite bespoke when used synergistically with biomes
and certain leak mechanics.
I fear however that your pace is such that you will either die or quit before you even
attempt the non-tutorial segment of the endgame. Godspeed.
You get annoyed? I get annoyed you need to do...
...dilarium.
That's a ton of a yes, right? Like, what?
I do not have some of these masks if that's what you're asking, no.
still got a mage blood through ritual still fact-shack looking cute today
how are you?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm gonna play no there, just for sure take, if I wanna use this.
Can't wait chat, that's so much a yes right?
We're talking eight, it's 900 a yes or some shit.
So a little bit under a thousand a yes.
So a little bit under a thousand a yes,
but then again I do love his house life.
It was a bit of life.
There's 150 life.
Eh!
I mean, it's it's definitely an upgrade chat for sure is not great
Look without a doubt but
Or that's basically a fucking it's like
Like, what?
Almost like 1.4 of a chess piece.
I mean not 1.4.
I'm enjoying the math wrong dude, I'm enjoying the math wrong.
Oh my god I need coffee, I need to get my coffee dude.
What I'm trying to say is, it's like 0.7 of a chess piece.
That's insane right?
I mean dude, I've seen tons of chess pieces that have lower evasion than yes and that.
Is there something inside?
No, there isn't.
Did you imagine with an arm renovation fucking ruin in that bitch?
You could go even higher than what it is currently.
Great to see you live, says Jorgon Peterson.
What's the vibe with Po2 Endgame?
I still feel like once I finish campaign I don't have any reason to keep playing.
The character stays roughly the same and the gameplay doesn't change that much.
Poe1 changes so much after you finish campaign.
And every upgrade feels exciting.
I don't feel anything similar in Poe2.
Have I become Reddit retard aware?
I disagree. I guess there's more in-game and there's more chase-ons and there's more things
than min-max for sure. But that's just like a scale. I think that's a scale thing, right?
That's just like PLE2, just needs more shit in it. And then when it's got more shit, you
more stuff to aspire to. The game is not 95% annoying, you're so coping. This game is
like, PE2 and the current patch, currently, is very similar to PE1, it's just not quite
as good, right? I don't know what you would call it, like 80% of PE1? I don't know. But
But there's elements of PE2 that you fucking, when you're fighting a boss and everything's
working, you're not encountering any bugs, and you're like, damn, this is the future
of ARPGs dude right here.
You know?
Well you could see it.
You could see the vision.
But yeah, it's still missing tons of shit that needs, which you know, .5 sport a lot
of it.
I mean, dude, how much better is .5 than the previous patch?
It's like not even a comparison, bro.
of any comparison so then point five dude just it's gonna get twice as good at
1.0 right cuz it goes from point five to 1.0 which means it twice as good think
about it
right now I'm can't decide what I want to do it's already deflation essence
There's some Omen bullshit you can do right?
What is the Omen ritual?
I still feel a little bit of choice fatigue in that the end game is still so open it can
get annoying constantly choosing what to do.
I've been using the challenge screen press H by default to give me something else to kind of move towards
You see what I do in the 1p1 what I do is I will have a
Go and I like need this item and then what would you get out of I need to be in that end game
and then the craft that I am, I need to have this crafting mechanic, and then it'll decide your in-game for you,
and then you go, and you go, and you go, and you get that goal achieved, and then you're like,
okay, now what I want next. And then you do the same thing.
What is that? You know what? I've been just doing a best at the wazoo here. Bro, I just can't stop looking at this helmet, man!
and confused about Subnautica 2 after the campaign.
In Subnautica 1, after the campaign it seems there were lots of changes and it was exciting and lots of stuff to do.
In Subnautica 2, I don't know what I should do and my character feels the same.
Yo dude, that's crazy.
Waaaaaayyyy, charred, wadda wadda, wadda wadda, uh, okay wait, I put that on.
I would have the coal rune, so I'll get a coal rune, I do have a coal rune, so I'll
get a cold, to lightning, and then lightning rune and then it works.
Right?
83 from 75, my fire is just a bit off, oh god, what have I done chat, what have I done?
This is getting a feel of how this feels like, it's not actually, I'm not committing to
Listen to this, this is still a good feel here.
2000 E.S.
What does 2000 E.S. feel like chat with-
Okay, my deflation running is cooked though.
Go on.
Time to refocus.
I ain't nothing to deflect.
What is it?
I must meditate.
I mean 99 didn't play just fine right?
Combined with line that's 95 right?
With line that's 95%.
For shield that's 95% of the line right?
You meditate for battle?
I don't meditate for battle.
Dude how do you meditate?
Is it a skill?
Like who would guess that?
How does he almost do it?
Is it- Oh, is it the other monk, isn't it?
Must be the other monk.
I meditate for a battle.
Okay.
I don't think I've ever played in bogey, actually.
I've played a lot of times a month, but I've never played in bogey.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm bugger back there.
Having more ace is kinda nice.
You can combine that with the deflation guns.
But then again, wait a minute, you don't have that 95% chance of deflation squad a lot, right?
This is like what is this shit?
Then again at least I'm utilizing blind now whereas I wasn't utilizing blind. Basically blind was doing almost nothing
Reflect or it's now something to reflect. Well that blind was doing something to dodge
What's my dodge at? 95 dodge. I see I say dodge but I'm crazy
Do you guys call it dodge as well because you're forcing the acro does it like if you
figure that to collect evasion?
You can get out of the way.
Dodge is rolling.
That's rolling is rolling.
is rolling there what are we talking about here
what's it could you guys and this isn't a vision this is a acro vision which is
dodge
it works against everything except red attacks including error effects
I can't accept Brock after dodging.
Yeah, I mean, I intuitively want to kill a dodge.
Because it's fucking acro.
Maybe I should call it acro evade?
Kiwi 2 evade perhaps?
So what is that?
I don't know if that one cheats.
That looks like harm cook, it doesn't look like AI, I think that guy went into Photoshop
instead of just deforming.
Most of the days, man, before AI, when people just gone push up, you get old times.
But I just wouldn't have said no, man, it's an incarnate art, that's what it was.
Oh, wait, that's just a filter from my stream.
that'll be a snap cam war filter then
apparently your word on the street by the way is that game a soup chat game of
soups code fat use the code fat game soups really nice good cheap
yeah I just realized cheap is not a good way to describe game soups affordable
maybe the good word cheap makes it that shit does cheap me something sound cheap
I'm going to try and get him.
Scratch.
Involvable either.
Really?
Ha!
The sound that looks sick.
Dude, the sound of that looks sick.
Well, I'm gonna say how to con...
How to con do it first.
That's what I don't get, actually.
Like, surely some guy, who's like, you know, like for example, someone like BenQ, right?
So, con sees it happening.
But then some like turbo offline giga nerd guy.
it's just waiting to snipe it and then like just gets it before
oh suck my dick been who been Benjamin Q one thing is like you know how like
this up you're not like when you're playing a game there's some guy who's
yeah pushes glasses forward played like 200 more hours in a year and he's ready
who already knows the thing you're about to do right
how did some guy not like see that it's like when you're trying to get a name in
an MMO and someone just takes it for you right back like that type of behavior
how does someone who's not a hundred already they join up with a secan doing
something and be like wait a minute I'm gonna do that and then just jump before
I understand it, I understand it, I understand it, so it shatters the door and it doesn't
understand it, it shatters the door and it doesn't leak, I understand it, I understand
it.
What I'm saying is, how did someone not snipe that from me?
I didn't discover this.
You were the AC trade martier.
Did you actually become AC trade martier?
Did you?
Actually.
Is that such a
Say do you take all the gear up first as you go with those gear
This is cold by the way guys be cold I like where we have this is cool. This is fucking the fact they get to like
do you know what it reminds me of? it reminds me of that vibe of like there's only one legendary
frostmourne in the whole server you know there's only one warglave on the server kind of vibes
Is it in Sam?
GG noob.
GG noob.
You need to go white first because white.
Like that's fucking cool.
The fact that there can only be one and whoever gets there first.
Now I do worry that like is this going to cause someone to die because they're going
to stay up all night to get back to shit.
Because they are effectively saying, hey look, we're going to put you on a pedestal if you
had 101st.
Because I'm worried, I saw this and you know what it made me realize?
I'm worried for Khan.
I mean he already does that but now he's going to have even more of an incentive to do it
whole community gets a good buff. That's kind of neat.
They had to believe they lived 100 as well, which like, that's something, right?
You think it is it really something? It's not really something.
The people with their gear and they can live with a character that's 100 in like three
days or something with all the gear.
I mean, yeah, that's the thing. I don't think he would care that much.
I think, like, we're gonna look at the comments of us 100 and say if I think he would instantly
delete his character, because he doesn't care. He could just
check all that gear off and then he could just care 100 again.
Would that care?
That's where he is.
Not even that.
And you wouldn't even need to be 100.
That's a bit of a meme.
Yeah, you don't tell me you're there.
It was Week's play.
Oh, that's actually a bit of a mystery boots like I did.
Whoa!
Ah.
have a look at gd dump tab
Gigi Dumpy.
Gigi Dumpy.
That's a song, bro.
My brain is not locked today, bro.
It is not locked today.
It is not locked today.
I want to say it's today with the fact that I had just a huge day yesterday and then combined
that what I don't have my normal foods source I'm sustaining on something that's
abnormal just standing on like curry right now because I got no chicken and
rice so I've been eating chicken and rice in months and months and months and
now I've got something different curry bro
The Hulk drop body armor is 10% increased deflection ready
With that band ritual or something we'll blow it a whole guy will go
I
Stan oh
My god, dude. Oh my god. Look at these things. I've got what the fuck
Do not have it do not have whatever that shit is
And this is two years ago, bro
How about you know I do bro, I don't quite wait. Let me just look at this guy
Not a band, he beat him.
Uh, you're a band buddy, you're a band.
The fuck are you on about?
Okay, you go on about.
He's talking about like a legend, like you're a bad thing right now.
On top of that, he's looking at a two-year-old fuck.
I'm ready to post trying to trigger me.
Like, fuck that.
Get the fuck out of here.
We got, we got a Decentre.
I really should have banned it for more two hours, I think.
That's probably a one-day ban
But you know, you'll it will it give us
How do you have a late? That's a it's a two-hour time out. It's hard to get a fan by the way
Oh my god, you can't die for two hours
Oh my god, you can't die for two hours
What are you gonna do with these guys?
You're going to post a paper for two hours. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh
R.I.P. Bozo.
K.P. Squeak, is this a bad time?
Just here for my monthly welcome to Clown Town Baby.
was an unpleasant mistress. That was not calm about the word. That was, I was
stunned locked and then I hesitated. I was stunned locked and then I
hesitated. I sh- I shouldn't have tanked that. Whenever I- I shouldn't have tanked
that. What is this shit song? Lull. I could have obviously logged that. Tough game.
max lol tough game max l l tough game max l l tough game max l l tough game max
lol
imagine not being able to post them now right now
You got banned for it but you got banned for it.
R.I.P. Bozo Goblin. Go again you ethical blind.
You got to post a paper to Alice.
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
I didn't deflate that I...
I cannot deflate it there.
There's no way to deflate it there.
Fuck off.
Yo, what's he gonna do with his time?
He's going to fucking kill me for two hours!
Ow, fuck, ow, fuck, ow.
Clown is down, clown is down.
The clown is damned.
Obviously I knew I was knocked down instantly, right?
You can go, uh oh, cause that's cause I knew I got down, but I was like, I'll tank this.
When I just want to say this build is sick, your damage, nuts.
Your survivability, wait, awkward monkey.
Mortal Shantubei to his live mate, just saying.
If I was playing any game it would be fucking...
Back to the beach baby.
have us playing any any other game we'd like to be talking about status but I'm not I'm
playing with a good dude I mean chat but I was about to pop in up some lucky but I was
But I was about to pop enough.
But I was about to pop enough.
But I was about to pop enough.
but I was out about to pop enough
I'm trying to play but I can't because it's fucking dark shit here
Quinn says he has brain frogs, autism and dyslexia and yet still manages to get rank
Rank one where? Rank one in the retard maxing leaderboards. Brain frogs. Autism? Dyslexia?
These are just his excuses for being retarded. Dumbest streamer on Twitch. You make chat feel like Einstein.
Jerking.
I think I've already said that but yeah, you by the way.
He has six bucks to use on the beach. Bitch.
Chat! I was about to pop a poop in Oof!
Chat! I was about to pop off!
I was about to pop oof!
Chat! I was about to pop a off!
Chat! I was about to pop a oof!
Chat! I was about to pop in Oof!
Yo bitch! You know what the funny thing is? You died.
That shit cracks me up. Just like my dick cracks.
Open your mom, next time don't play a pussy meta, build and die screaming like the fat hobbit bitch boy you are.
Bitch, Jamal out!
You build time poggies.
Poppin' off
Poppin' off
I'm over
Poppin' off
Poppin' off
Poppin' off
I love the Lennox game.
Bobbin' off.
I burn my head, I burn my head, I burn my head, I burn my head!
Bobbin' off, Bobbin' off.
Bobbin' off!
Bobbin' off!
I'll burn it!
Buttermove!
Congrats on pulling a Ben.
When he died like this he opened a path of building to his 25k s trickster and started playing the better game.
Be more like Ben.
Clown.
That's your band I like
You're gonna get killed
We've actually out C++ the jet
Why didn't I have bait, I don't understand, uh...
I couldn't! Hold it in!
Can you say you... I don't understand.
where's this there's nothing here called stun and evasion unless I mean I don't
know there's no wiki though so but all of us mobile of it like can I not
evade when I'm stunned because it felt like all my defense has turned off there
I'm not gonna trust any of those heavy stun heavy stun pue 2
And is there anything about not being able to dodge when he's done?
Is there anything about to be, can't dodge?
No way.
Why, no way.
Wait, so all my defenses turned off and as I died.
Wait, that's the ripiest shit ever.
Wait, that's the ripiest shit ever!
I-
Uhhh, blah blah.
Oh god, I'm just giving this shit.
Thanks for the 420 bro, for your shit.
Got two Biota gifted a tier one sub to GuardianAuron.
They have given five gift subs in the channel.
Wait, that is crazy bro.
So like, you understand, I have 95% chance to deflect, 95% chance to evade.
So I got heavy stand which turned off the deflate anivarii.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I should have instantly logged.
I thought surely I'm gonna deflate, this isn't gonna kill me, right?
I thought for sure I'm not gonna die yet.
It's that happened he was in that never happens to me right that never happens
But I was triggered by some bozo donating some fucking stupid message
What are the fuck you can't everybody even said at this point with it some guy was using with some low tier bait
He linked like a two-year-old writer post and was trying to bait me and I was I was fucking
Stunlocked on that guy
Got knocked down
Right got knocked down I'm not fully awake and I thought I'll be fine and then bang I said
But now I've learned that apparently you can't deflect or evade when heavy stuns, so...
just that's my entire to get to
So now it's cause I'm nipping it all down and I don't think I'm gonna down this cause I was fucking not concentrating
Right
Not and I had to learn it way later
Hit me you bitch hit me so you can die don't let me make you cry
Oh
What the fucking thorns build motherfucking thorns build
Oh
Piece of shit why won't you hit me?
I'm not being able to shit people time. It's the most brain-dead. I think that they've got some delusional
Mendel's shit in their brain. I don't even know what is going through that like fucking one neuron
One neuron activating China's book sentence delusional straw man comment. Well, what are we even saying, bro?
All right, wait, where's this floss stuff at?
One guy strikes again. I swear I said that yesterday that one guy always distracts you and bam. You're dead
And I like pause
I had no ammo. It's the fact I couldn't complete their raid. I just got heavy sent.
I got heavy sent. That's what happened.
I've got heavy stun and then I can't deflate in the lane.
So you imagine if I take, again, if I have a 95% damage reduction, which is dodge, right,
and a 95% damage reduction, which is deflation, I take 5% of that 5%.
But now if you have nearer those, I take whatever it is, 100x damage or something like that.
Yeah, what is this shit music rogue?
Why is this giving, what is going on right now?
a life-links not sure
all
all
uh...
uh...
please listen
and chat too
the p o e two wiki
does not show up on google
i repeat
p o e two wiki
don't show up on google
because of seo manipulation
by Fextralife, the wiki is called P-O-E-2 wiki.net
Wait, you tell me there's a P-O-T wiki that exists and I can't see it?
Because I literally cannot see it. Every time I type it in wiki, I type it in there
and I can never see it, so I just give up.
I was going to have a banquette.
Now, witch, your very own coven cast you out
for your prepared pursuits.
Your twisted necromancy ends here at the end of a noose.
Speak your last.
Well.
Apparently, this game needs a new stat for you.
Resistance to one guy.
Hehehe.
God!
OK.
I
What the witch is escaping I know it's what I need
But the guy was like like a link and look that
He was doing it was being
Irritating his price you've been a guy for way longer the way we should find out who that guy was and you've been in for way longer
Fuck that guy got me killed, bro
I will not join the dead today.
By the first ones.
I'm glad to see that I would appreciate it if you could...
To be honest, he wouldn't kill me with that.
The reason why I died, the reason why I was not locked in while getting stun locked,
because the fact that I'm sleepy and it's just the morning right listen I get
towards it and on top of that I didn't know that I couldn't deflate the nudge
when I was every sudden cuz I never get heavy sounds and then how would I know
that and I did and I did the first time I got heavy sound in any sort of
the way I should have was like slightly burpee it killed me first time I welcome it yep
right
with my own dudes I was like running working skills and managed it fast my
Skeletons.
The roll animation is sick, bro.
I wish it was gonna be sick.
It's a nice animation, I like that, I like that.
Yeah, I rolled that. Fix your game to yee yee yee.
My first taste of true power.
Impressive size, but little acuity
dismal
Dismal bro
Holy please come inside fucking relax relax
Max.
She's taking my D by the way.
There's a bit of a...
This one might be like pathetic or terrible quality, right?
Like awful.
What if I don't got it?
Use it be this one.
to which best bitch was bought and go my bank I'm just looking at my bank I'm not
playing what relax relax relax relax this is the bank a character okay
He was excited for us, Godfrey.
Increase the armor any way you like.
This is pretty fun.
This is pretty fun.
Dude, what?
Wait, to use the item that I want to build my character around, I'd have to use the level 78.
That's so stupid bro.
Like GGG.
What are we doing here?
What are we doing here?
Is this skill level?
I don't understand this is skill level.
I think that's stupid as fuck.
Like, let us use the item at least and just not the scale.
Let the scale downscale or some shit. I mean, fuck, bro.
That-that-that-that-that-that scales should just downscale, right?
And then you should just be limited to whatever the level of the skill is.
And then it upscales to the maximum level of the scale or something.
I don't know, just stupid, right? Like, you wanna build-
Like this is the item that I was thinking about making a character around
But like the idea that oh, yeah, I
Imagined passing my tree around. I was thinking like okay. I'm gonna pass it my tree
I'm gonna grab these flasks notes, and I'll be like have my flasks. Yeah, we'll give me getting a new floss
I go for the campaign. It'd be super sick, but now it's like oh
Yeah, you're just gonna yeah, I gotta I gotta I said they
I
Progressive majority of my character without this thing there to build my character around I
Hate that I
Hate this this is like like let's not get twisted. I'm giving critical feedback right now. This is stupid. This this needs to be fixed
whatever this shit is
Like legit we even need to be able to a
Modify the skill level on the fucking item with like the skill gems, right?
or B, like if your character is under the level of the skill, it could like, redirect
with down skill skill, and then go up, you know how you level up, it would level up with
your level up to the maximum of what is available in the item.
I thought I read it's like, this is stupid.
Make it a new character and like wanting to progress it and what I mentioned, okay?
Think about closer be you're getting these life last nodes as you level up
You're equipping new life flasks every time you get a new life flask you put it on you're getting more and more recovery
It feels great blah blah blah or
You play different build all that little 78 switch builds you're already on the final life flask. There's no progression. It's just that's it
It's only one item. It's a build defining item you dumb bitch.
I'm not saying level scale the item like wall of wall craft. I'm not saying level scale
the item. I'm saying just the ability. I'm saying the ability. Bro, even just allow us
to equip the unique and just disable the ability until it's, you're at that level to
to use the ability. Like you put it on, right? The ability doesn't affect the ability to
equip the item. And then in the skills menu, the ability is disabled and then it becomes
available. It's just rated saying you don't meet the level requirements. And then once
you get the level requirement, you're gonna fucking... that will work as well. I don't
care. Bro! In my mind I'm thinking I'm gonna roll into this item, but like, do I wanna
Rollins are under the 78th bro I can use a fucking breach lords amulet at 52
bro I can use a fucking breach lords amulet
I don't need coffee. I don't need any coffee. I'm just triggered right now. I don't need any coffee
I want to go get coffee. I think I still have like another 15% of my coffee left. I'm just fucking mad
I've been saying minion getcha. Look at this. I got plus two minion helmet
it. One-two-two life, wrist deflection, and I got fucking evasion, plus three minion
skills. Because I don't want to do it, like, if no one was doing the boss summon thing,
I'd be super damaged, right? But everyone's already kind of done it, and it's like, done.
and then the vibes will be off.
That's one of the things where...
My comment is this is a fat loser who
Here's what he says very weird comment
This guy seems kind of French you have the opportunity to do something that none of us can do and put your money where your mouth
Is at the same time Quinn when you create your own unique?
Please make it something cool and truly build defining so that we actually have something cool
That there's tons of stuff the thing is that this is
Like this is a cool item and this will be a fun item to progress with and this will be a fun item to use and utilize
But unfortunately
You know the idea of living in the 78 and then re-spaking my treat into it. It's just like despair despair
Why? Think about how fun this would be to progress. When is the most fun this chest
is going to be? Like when you're at your final life last,
you're only getting life last upgrades. Oh, like Azure consistently going for upgrades
to left flasks so the base recovery is going up and up and up and up and up and then as
you're picking nodes up, right, that have live recovery on them, you're picking up these
last nodes that give you extra live recovery.
This just turns into, you know, you respick into it and see if they're gonna get a bad.
It's not gonna be.
If you don't understand why this is a dope shit, this is this dope shit design.
help you but Jesus needs to come save you because I was looking forward to this
item that's what I wanted to reroll into and I was thinking about how much fun
it was gonna be to use and now I kind of used a little 78 and that the idea of
like getting his little big playing some other shit till 78 but I'm at the 78
I'm gonna be like, eh, I don't want anyone to use that.
Feel the weight, Quinny Boy.
and
whatever i like to take my vote is full wolf drew it and then return to the
thorneddy
fast-moved drew it, oh yeah, there's the thorneddy, oh good
I'm a tenor title.
Dead.
Um, okay.
I
Okay
Future game show
Bellhine 1.0 news Inc
Check it, Valheim 2.
Good Valheim 2 dude, good Valheim 2.
I'm double oofed right now.
This is so oofed.
I
Send feedback to I'm I'm chasing feedback to the community manager right now. I feel like I need to
I'm a guy's I'm gonna send feedback to the community manager
I
GGG easy run to ask John about this dog shit unique level system you can get this item at level 31
It's so fucking stupid that you can't use it. This shit happens
Now you can get a level 90 life's primake. I'm telling the feedback right now
Yo, I died in PoE to and going to
Was
Simi relieved that I could
3 level and you guy using the cool unique I found that it is limited to level 78
I
This
We go again boys
You never finished Paul world when are you going to catch yourself a monkey Pokemon and become the very best exile like no one ever was
Okay, P2 feedback.
Don't put this nearly the least we can do.
This...
Ah,
this design makes me feel
very demotivated.
Ah,
But due to half of the fun of the item would be going through the various lifelasks, upgrading
them getting the nodes and building the character around it, etc.
But because of the skill, I will just have to build a totally different character.
then uh... re-roll
into the fly
live-ready posting
uh... so it's uh... i'm just telling them not to say no to this terrible
design that's the best
okay one day
I'm not gonna tell them how to fix it. I'm gonna cheer, bro. Please fix like cheer, bro
Oh, okay. Wait, sorry. Okay. What I got? I got what I got here. I died in P.A. Turner's.
I'm relieved that I could relive on you guys the call you need to have found, but upon
killing the miller, I realized it is limited to level 78 because of the skill on it. This
design makes me feel very demotivated due to the fact that half the fun would be going
to the various life flasks, upgrading them, getting those and building the character around,
the unique.
But because of the skill, I will have to build a totally different character, then re-roll
into the flask stuff and won't get the fun of getting the flask upgrades, etc.
At little 78, I'm already on the final flask and the flask loads would be pointless to
invest without this item. I would suggest various ideas on how to fix this but honestly
game devs are much smarter than I am and sure and I'm just trying to give good feedback
to make P2 great.
I
Know that great again
Don't forget to tell them your best friends with Ellen musk. Holy she
Fuckin pussy
Elon musk my boy
I
I'm taking a screenshot of the unique.
I'm taking a screenshot of the unique.
I'm taking a screenshot of the unique.
I said I'm taking a screenshot.
This is a picture of the unique.
I think it's reasonable to get feedback like that, chat.
Like, if you think it's bad feedback, um...
Yeah, I don't want to tell you.
I don't think I'm being a reddit that's crying, by the way.
Like, this to me is just like the dumbest shit ever.
This isn't like, wha-ah, let me equip my mageblood at level one.
This is like, hey, this is, I'm clearly designed
on being used at lower levels,
but it's limited because of some design oversight
with the skill on it.
And this happens repeatedly, and it's a part of the reason why
PE2 Unix feel bulk shit.
Clearly, they should be a way to, OK,
I don't get how they do it.
Whether or not they disable the skill
until you're able to use it, right,
but you can still look up the item.
Or the skill down-regulates to what level you are, right?
And then level one has a requirement, whatever.
Or, you can get currency, right, and modify it, right?
You can get your gym currency and just modify it down and modify it up.
That would also be...
Or, a totally other idea that I don't know.
But the idea that the entire progression of the item is just cancelled out because of some skill that's on it,
because I looted it at a certain level, that's lame as hell.
Skill issue. Dogtamer behavior. Get good.
It's not a skill shoot this is like
This is my
The thing that the reason why I'm able to go again in pees because I have items are my oh, I really want to play that
I really want to do that. I had an idea then I had a fun
I think I want to do this but now it's like okay. Well, I just play totally different build
I want to build my entire in-game boss killer character around a unique that is clearly not designed to be used in in-game
So gg g need to change the requirements to let me use the non endgame unique on my end game character before
game. Waaaaaahhhhhh!
Guys you can use this thing at level 28 if it's got levels kill.
But the fact that I breach Lord's Amulet is 52, and this random-ass ghetto fucking Charmamental thing is fucking
Devil's Sony 8 makes no sense.
divine all the skill ranked down
that's not a thing bro, that's not a thing
no uh...
stelix sixty-nine btw
uh... i have stelix
i'm just trying to figure out what i want to do, what are you talking about?
be chess
be chess
be chess
be chess
be chess
my career
the fisting, the fester
the fisting the fester
did how much damage did I do?
okay wait what do I want to play?
I want to do that life last chest
there's level 78
I want to do life last chest
but I can't
there's fucking level 78
What is make a guy and then there's a plan on it for when I had little 78
Just respect your sonia that's so fucking lame dude, that's so fucking lame dude
Oh quality check look at the old qualities on the oh, I could look at the gym and guy and let's look at the old qualities
Okay, it says we're going to find damage.
We're going to arc, what damage are you showing?
Physical damage.
Attack speed.
Prison's A.E.
A.E.A.
Attack speed.
Shockwave radius.
Two meters.
Wow.
Shuck wave radius two meters. Wow
If a charge not ref charge
Didn't they change I thought they changed this stat didn't they say they're changing the stat is up to date
Magnitude of ailments inflicted.
Whoa, EQ bleed, EQ bleed.
Yeah, this is an Insignis one.
Why are we...
the
It seems like a lot of pan, dude.
It seems like a lot of pan, Mike Reisey.
They're still all penetrate.
Alright, yeah, we're live from the circus.
Scuff set up.
Over here.
Shut the fuck up.
Uh, thanks.
Shut the fuck up.
Right.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
Shut the fuck up.
So cool. Cool. Appreciate the tensile. All right, Chad. I guess I'm rich now. Let's play the game
Okay, lovely guys appreciate that dude appreciate that appreciate it more in blast do to proge
Dude it was like the fucking monk glove thing with predictors that I wanted to fuck with more blasts with right
So every 10% I get what?
I do love this ability I do I do love that ability I do like it a lot but I don't
Hmm
And two price two project quite potent and then under wheeled
More blast to price
Right can you get that to three?
Gemling what we got gemling
Two to two to two at six
So we're getting six and then you just need one quality node which is off the tree or
something, right?
Five.
So you get the three proge and then you get with three proge
that to me four pro to be getting eight broad you be doing eight broad when you
plus three on one for eight projectiles and then all shotgun that'd be pretty
pretty hot. They'll be pretty hot. And they buffed this as soon as he saw you get the
stacks before you go into the zone, right? So then, that's good. I'm gonna ban this guy
I'm bad at this guy.
Oh, you're real? Oh, you're gonna be-
I-
What are you-
Oh, I was about-
Mathal? What's he doing right now? What's Mathal Blank?
What's- what are you- videos?
What is- what is he just, like, just exactly playing fucking
Gimli Engine in molten fucking guy right now?
Is that what he's doing?
Or are you just retarded?
oh is he actually doing that? oh well then gg okay well then fuck it okay well that's
what I was gonna do but yeah okay now I'm gonna do that then alright well by the way
I thought you guys were just saying like I'm at the bell because he played Moltenbloss
and pinched 0.1 okay well then I'm gonna let so that would be good
but I'm at one I guess bandage you just get banned for time this year as
guys there is like ten abilities in the fucking game right now
Primal strikes.
From a lightning-shot stab, they can be chained into a combination of the three attacks.
The first attack's kind of a wild-wood spirit.
If they had a shock enemy in Refersion Shedration, the third attack is a large swipe of the influx
unblocks photo and consume shelter can understand beta spirits
one second of rotation on that
Ohhhhhhhhhh
That doesn't seem to be a bad idea.
I don't want to do that because they're just going to say drink or build.
They're going to say drink or build.
Just like I don't know what they want to play.
There's not enough skills in the game.
Everyone's going to say X build, Y build, Z build and it's just like so irritating bro.
So irritating.
Even though I would not have any clue how they're building it or what they're doing and I wouldn't be imitating them at all.
I didn't I didn't remember man those playing that ability told me like now, but it's like well
I just the idea that Chad is gonna be spamming
It's just so like please dear god
More attack speed
I want to play that because it's the same chits, no, it's fine, I don't mind, but it's
the chat, so it will modify the environment that I'm in, right, and then my environment
minutes just like just look for it's used skill on putu ninja and use that
can't say like the ones that are the most hot I to me the charge it's plasma
blast
Um, Molten, Cockass, whatever you want to call that shit, and then Flame Blast.
Do you know what, Arc is kind of interesting.
I don't know how much damage that starts with, because then you just get as many changes
as possible you can, right?
Change 5 to 9 times.
I know it seems like there aren't that many skills in the game, but if you look there
There are actually more tabs of skills besides maces, check them out buddy.
Predictals deal 3% more damage with each remaining chain.
So you get like 10 chains, 30% more damage, then it's like 40% more damage because you
get like maybe you can even get 5% more damage for each remaining chain and then you got two
vectors you got the chain base and then you got the quality.
I
Hmm
They must be you get missed so good, right?
Why are you thawning? Well, nothing crazy for thawning here, bro
Have you seen any crazy thorn stuff? I'm not seeing any crazy thorn stuff.
Oh, man. I would just play fucking.
I would love to just play this. I want to play Raveri, bro. That's what I want to play.
Who kill Garen skills? I know no one fools sending them.
Doubly so if used with Gemling.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm
Get a product I'm afraid four seconds up to maximum three expended alpha that you dodge from any
Power skills for our 2-inch number of dolls.
Gain a Primal Alpha at every 4 seconds up to a maximum of 3.
an alpha but when you dodge to trigger a primal bounty
two proge 68% speed so I can expend up to two feathers
I'm going to probably need 100% more empowerment per additional feather expended gain owls 50% faster
Why would I do this when I could just buy the Gemling guy and just find more protocols out bro
All the time, you know
you know so you tell me I would need a roll to gain these fucking buffs to then
to my mull and attack.
Did it get a break? It would be kind of a pay right because you would just do a ton of damage.
How easy are these for this to pick up?
How easy are these for this to pick up?
Oh wait, you don't even pick them up, then you just get it.
So you just have to roll.
It's a buff.
Hmm
You can even have to do two feathers getting a hundred percent more
Power of effect
So it's four projectiles, right?
So I roll and I get four approach which would then be
five approach which then be
Ten approach
So you do a 10 parochimalt and fucking like blast
And yeah Quinn and
Furnace volcano
Dogs hit damage dogs hit defense
Let's fucking go. I
Don't want to play I don't want to do that
Sounds awful
Yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait, what the fuck she called the the time good woman?
Take 30% less damage, 4 seconds after being damaged by an enemy hit, take 30% of that
hit's damage.
That's a pretty good assency, I could say so, you know, that's pretty decent, it's not
bad, eh?
Temple of Rift.
Temple of Rift.
Inevitable agony, a debuff-
Listen.
Oh.
Queen.
There isn't that few skills, the problem, if you can call it that, is that a character
in P-32 typically use like six plus skills for utility or conditional.
So you will always overlock one or two of them with other characters.
Just like how two very different characters think one uses the same curse or warcree.
I can't even think of what to say.
Just be yourself Quinn.
Don't let Dreamcourt eat you down!
You're about to pop in our fire!
Imagine having sex with Chronomancer and right after you come she uses temporal rift on you
to make you do it again and then after that she uses time snap to refresh her cooldowns
and uses temporal rift on you again and right before you're about to come for a third time
she uses time freeze on you and edges you like crazy
Smith of Kittaba
I
Know
I like that. I like the gemling
I like the old quality gemling thing
And then I like the barrier what the fuck is the barrier
The fuck is the barrier dude
Implanted gems. Oh, it's just here. Yeah, I like the barrier and I like the quality and then the rest of the gems are like
The rest of the nodes I'm just not kind of huge on
Like this and this is good these are cool the rest of the things you know is a kind of like whatever bro
Do you know about the secret to Julia skill? What's the secret to Julia skill, bro?
Isn't this guy just dog shit, bro
How does that it's OP
I
Want to do how I get it
And you get it
That's it we're gonna see it not getting it signal crash
What's secret about it? I'm confused with secret about it. Like does this it's this not visible or something. I kind of shoot you
Requires 100 glory to you as generous 100% of monster power as glory for the skill on
dealing chaos hit damage or inflicting chaos damage over time and enemy.
Going to 20% more physical and chaos damage.
25% chance to win enemies on 8 for 4 seconds.
Triggered.
New Trichelius will for every 3 seconds.
Trichelius will.
It's 77 physical damage to cast damage.
Tornado radius is 2.8 meters.
Tornado duration is 8 seconds.
Contrary chaos tornado that chases down and slows enemies.
Well, is it just so I'm just stacking tornadoes
that I'll just hit the same guy over and over again?
I
Can
Are you all right? I want to go home now. Yeah, I'm fine. Let's go
Damn it, where did I put my bra? Maybe Quinn's seen it. Hey Quinn. Have you seen my bra?
What the fuck?
Sorry but chat has got me so insecure and riled up about my pics.
What Quinn?
They're pronounced breasts.
What?
Why would you?
It's AI cursed slot, man.
It's cursed AI slot.
Mmmmm.
That's so crazy.
That's a crazy, that's a cool PvE to his enemy, it's like complete dog shit, I didn't want
to play this shit, but it's cool that this exists, it's a spell curc bozo thing, but
it's cool.
and i get monk thorns
i like it in mcthorns
uh... what is it doing right now?
oh but it's level 78 so i don't want to do it
and then at about time i get 78 i'm not gonna give a fuck about it and i'm just gonna be like
ah that's a stupid item why would i use that
Oh my god.
Can a gamble face break in this character?
Can a gamble face break in this character as that work?
None of it's junk.
Trust me.
Face break is peey too.
Level one gloves.
Take a pun.
You know you want to.
Later.
See you.
God, no.
Hey, not there.
You feeling lucky?
Hmm.
Not bad.
hey hey that should have asked for more not sure what I'm gonna do with it but
cheers
bye then
I'm looking at them for leveling characters, bro.
Yeah, I'm looking at them for level, like, what if I were, like, what if I was, like,
just cracked a bit, what if I was cracked, leveling.
welcome I fear this land sick stay safe if you can cute girl surprised she
leave I'm fucking depressed okay
they're not a skill in the game bro
none of skills in the game they need more abilities bro
for a storm charge three-part combo. Hitting shocked targets will conjure ancestral spirits
that trample enemies and the final attack will consume the shock and cause a stampede.
strikes can be used
was
What are we looking at here?
I don't know what this is.
Wait, are we banning this guy?
What is this guy looking?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What is this bleed?
Yeah, good
Fuck, I'm feel bad, Chad, I feel bad, I feel like I feel like a terrible streamer.
Like I decide on something.
Uh, I can't decide on anything.
and then because I can't decide anything I'm just gonna sit here stun locked
and then I'm just sitting here
what am I even doing
what am I even doing bro? okay wait first I've started a ton of cool potential
builds there
I got some thorns gear
what mana? thorns build maybe?
nahhh
like do you wanna hit any
it's a guy that's looking at building and checking
you link literally any building to me
it makes me instantly not want to do that thing
cause it's like oh this thing's already discovered
I don't want to do it
I don't want to touch it
and then she was
every single thing I looked at
I'm like wow
yeah
this is not enough like
normally there's
Like less shit like normally there's a look I
Just can't think of everything and I'm like yeah, well I've done that tried that I've done that I've tried that
Like I want to do a new mays thing, but I've done everything
And I wanted I'm motivated in modal molten blast, but then I don't know more blasts kind of like well
I don't know what else I want to do is apparently not my method right now so I don't want to
do that.
Fuck that.
And then the chest I want to build around it's like a, well that's fucking, can't use
that to a little 70 anchor so I don't want to do that.
It's like a thorns crit monk.
That's an angle.
What's going to happen there?
I don't know what's going to happen there.
But an issue with that is, the ability that I'm going to end up using is going to be
that whirling fucking staff ability.
I can just see Chad is going like, aww, man ability, even those thorns.
Can't win, bro, can't win.
And it's just because of the period two weapon designer.
And the lack of skills in the game, so people are too stupid to differentiate between a
unique build and like some other bit of shit, then I'll get stunlocked, I'll get permanently
stunlocked because it's not going to be a good thing, it's going to be a bad thing.
Hit me you fucking bitch.
What's that one support Jim called?
I don't know if it's the one supports or what.
Play the ones.
I do like the ones.
I do like the ones.
I am a thorn enjoyer.
After you retaliate with the ones.
After you retaliate with the ones.
After you retaliate with the ones.
Of course after you retaliate with the ones.
the
yes I understand I'm wearing gloves that's not gonna, are you really, are you really
looking for the gloves that I have on my own? Bro, you are literally linking me the fucking
gloves that I'm talking about building around or you're actively saying this this club I
I'm saying that's what I'm talking about
Do you know I'm saying yes, this is what I would use but I'm saying well
I would end up using a quarter staff for clearing and then the quarter staff would be using the fucking whirling ability because it's a couple
Largest area and it hits the most targets, which would proc my thorns damage the most
But then Chad's gonna think it's the fucking
the standard spinning ability and they're gonna be saying you're playing
Minocoque even though we'll be thorns. Chat will bitch about anything that you
choose. If you care about this then yeah 98% of the skills are off the table sadly.
May strike only ethical run might be the only option. It's not that it's not that
it's it's the fact. The stun lock from your it perfected you in real life it
It seems. Go thorns, punk.
No. What I'm saying is, it's the facts.
Finally, we are out of this meta-slop you played. Get me a real Quinn built here.
Oh my god, he's so stupid.
It's the fact that it turns the chat into just the same five guys spamming like,
You're diners!
And then it doesn't matter. It doesn't...
I don't mind. I know what I'm playing that's unique.
But if I'm surrounded, if I'm in an environment of fucking surrounded by retards,
It doesn't matter if I'm not enjoying it.
I'm in an environment, it's like if I play a game that I'm really enjoying but everyone's hating it, I'll do it!
And I can use willpower to tank it for a certain period of time, but eventually I am whittled down and I'm weakened to the point where I'm like, ah!
This is just too AIDS. I can't be fuck dealing with it. And it's like...
You know it's gonna get AIDS.
It's saying that I will be switching it, for sure I'll switch between spears.
For sure, I'll switch between spears and I will weapon switch between spears and quarter stats, why don't I?
I
The orange orange orange damage orange
Tons leech thorns damage
It's pretty good style comparing to a few gods and it's amazing for leveling group damage can even do totems with it
They literally added 20 rune skills this leak
Gemling literally added new quality to every skill in the game, and then you cry and complain everything is the same
Don't worry lil gut brain frogs will go away later.
Too bad it won't help you Bill
Literally.
Wait, Williams.
Literally.
I Risked Only God
Litteraly, Litteraly, Litteraly, Literally...
This too thing about this is...
Oh, I did it!
Fuck chess, mom!
All these chatters suggesting things don't realize his brain has a giga hard time not
just doing mace strike.
Let the little guppo here struggle until he eventually just does the same bill blame
mouth many L. C. Hader
hate to get out of here get out of here you guys are so you you are actually in
sufferable man you are predicting you've actually been pov and and you've
been evading and I look through your misdise everything a little one of them
with negative you're just spamming negative misages look in the mirror
bro look in the mirror look into the mirror go there go to the mirror
I
Wait
You him
You are him
Okay there. Astri's acuity. Okay.
Diminishable damage hits causes blood loss, eternal youth.
Overthal damage taken by a target.
Hmm.
He also doesn't use it on full life. Yeah.
Oh, what a converted.
Hmm
I'm
E S or pure E S stones build
E S thorns shed E S thorns him yeah, yes thorns
Mana! Mana taking damage taken from Mana.
Crit cold ones.
Crit cold ones. Wait, wait.
We got nothing thorns.
But we got cold damage, right? We got cold.
Cold damage.
Gain apes and physicals extra.
Cold damage, cold damage, cold damage.
Twins and cold damage.
Cold damage.
They just added like 50 new Calcuran abilities with Ward if you want to be Ultra Hipster.
Could be fun to see if you can build a full Ward character.
Damage Pinterest Claw Roots gains 60 million damage as extra Claw Damage.
Yo that's sick.
Most of all Claw Scals there's nothing. Freeze, build up, freeze duration.
1550 to Claw while on Chillground.
I
Come call cold this little than you've had these little in your passives chat
The issue is this right you're gonna fucking freeze everything and if they're freezing then they're not hitting you because they're frozen
But then if you're dread fists you don't need to rely on that
You don't even rely on that do you but how many fucking
How much mana should I say?
Kane Coldborn is equal to 11th of your mana.
Mana.
There's a lot of mana notes here before life.
Before life.
life is not before ES is it? I don't know about this, it seems like a bit of a trap.
you like so came on it
he's called a brother of me a lightning thorns yeah
Russian notes 60% ES added to armor
well you can't do that though cause you
there's yours you gotta be that monk
like if I want to do this right
deal your thorns damage to enemies you crit with
melee attacks right which is the whole idea
If I want to do that, well then I've got to be the monk.
The annoying thing is the monk has got like shitty other nodes for supporting this, because
the bells don't count as melee, so you can't even use the bells.
literally like runes, where the mountain, stone fist, and then the other
sentencing is like a meme basically. Basically I mean you're gonna use
something it's like a I don't know maybe ES game. I don't know dude maybe you
I think I just go with the one's raw dog.
HIT!
I'm going to get you to the melee attack. What is that?
What? What ring?
Wait, but what?
What ring?
to fast break it all quality be sick
You talking about the cock ring?
There's nine tails I have there.
Look at that.
Do you know what sad is? I was looking at this and I was thinking this would be good for the ones with that chest.
How depressing is that? How depressing is that, bro?
The chest piece that I can't use.
I think it's not that much the ones though, is it?
So I have that exact belt.
You can have the cock ring.
Is this like an Esma ring or something, Jet?
I
So he's got another low wave he's got another low wave you make some raises ah 61
Reduce ready of honest now what the fuck is a low wave, bro
30% chance to do your thorns, uh, damage your enemies you hit with melee attacks.
You could have like two of these fucking things on.
That's just a cock ring.
I mean, yeah, just two of those things on.
I mean, you just do, I mean, I guess you could do that instead of having crit, but
then getting crit cap seems way easier and better.
I think these rings are having these gloves on they're like
They're not bad gloves like the stats on the make good whenever you have them on the monk
The yacht reading a sin is he knowed
But I guess trading two rings. It's like wait training two rings is impossible, bro
I do I do actually have the cock ring. I believe that I remember leading the cock ring and be like this is a cock ring, right? Oh wait, what?
How do I know if the cock ring
Did I just see it and then thought I had it?
Maybe I saw it and thought I had it.
Wow, I don't even have to cock ring.
It's in my ritual.
I remember seeing it.
I don't have a hat.
That doesn't have to be my ritual anymore, bro.
How about morgan's inside lineage for thorns?
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Fuck I'm such a failure chat. I'm dead my plans are ruined. I want to go again
But I don't know what I fucking want to do because the most things I want to do I don't want to do
Okay, I need to pick something just
Gonna pick something chat
Okay, wait, let me think it.
Let me breathe this support jam some more time.
Hmm.
Thing is, what have, okay, what about this?
What about this?
What about this?
You don't use any other thorns supports and you never get hit cause you're evasion.
And you just have super high correct and you're just scaling thorns.
No more monk gameplay PLS that was unethical as fuck to the power of why you melted bosses
in seconds what kind of gameplay is this
right you don't do any of that shit
you know that shit
you know you do not have a fucking you do ignore all that bullshit you say
fuck you
stupid helmet
stupid retaliate you say fuck you squilthorn's fuck you
you say fuck you to everything that's like
all that bullshit goes away
and thorns returns into your weapon
you wouldn't need to use thorns boots though
do I have those?
I don't have the thorns boots they're common you would get them pretty fast
I would need the thorns for it boots
If you tried this price paint well price paint I don't you need two of them and they need to be perfectly roll bro
Yeah, I mean you could use two price panes bro
Right like two price panes really well rolled at the same time and then you don't need any
that shit. Just 50% of the time due to your thorns damage.
I'm trying to explain the ritualists. The thing is right, so you say that, yeah. Okay.
Now you get extra ring slots and now you get even more chance. Cool, but
Wait bonuses game from rings and amulet, but does that how does that work on a unique amulet, but does that work on a unique?
Wait, so you got 75 times 1.25, so you got 25 times 3 times 1.25.
So that puts you at 93% chance to proc your thorns on attack.
And then you don't need any career or anything, but you lose, you're losing three ring slots
and you're losing like another stat.
When you get a time-loss jewel or one of the Abyss ones, why not see if either of those
enable some cool passives for free you could build around Incorporate?
EEEEEEEEEEEE
Oh wait, with, with, with, with, with, with my timeless jewels, um, my timeless jewels.
They're all like, whatever.
They're all, they're all just whatever, bro. They're all just whatever.
Oh my fucking god, I've not done anything in like, I don't know how long, man.
What am I doing with my life?
I've done nothing in so long.
I've done nothing in so long.
What's a stupid minion?
I can buy a stupid minion build.
What's a dumb minion?
What's a dumb minion?
I can do a dumb minion, like minions that people don't do, I can do a weird minion.
I'm out of ammo there.
What do you think we're going to do with that?
The cultist.
Minion.
Raise zombie.
Activate to summon reviving skeletal frostmages that can envelope your minions with a nice
shield of a mind.
Uh, see, companions to me are the cause minions by far by the way, not even close.
We're getting the reviving skeletal birds that can stun piranha enemies, and walk around command, walk around intimidation their bite.
It was just reason to listen to you, you know.
Old Jims.
Let's make this.
I don't make a companion character chat every month I re-subscribe for free and I donate
the same message this.
Disciple of Verashta, Navira's fracturing. Could make ego ignites. If you wanted to fuck
with a minion build i think you would like
try this
let me just get this item that i- yeah let me just look at that guys
I actually do have that, I actually do have that, the cackling companions.
I've cracked minion gear which is why I'd be kind of, I'd be cool to, I mean I have
like really good minion gear so I would absolutely destroy everyone minions.
Oh yeah I want my G's up because skill level right?
I'm sure I had it.
Did I just look at it in the virtual window and do I think I have it?
It's a thousand, right?
I've not got it.
Ten bucks monkey, not monkey bird.
Yeah!
But it's level bullshit is so lame it's a little shit on your knees it's like it's
the lame shit ever bro like I look at it speaking to the dead guy looking at like
odds it's like cool to live with and cool to build around and then you can't use
it till like in game it's just like ugh so fucking depressed it's so despair
bro I feel like it does against like what a unique is as well right I feel like
It goes against like...
Unique is supposed to be an item that's not changing
It's just like a set stats and there's a few values that you can modify with the vinyl
But you know it's the same but like you get you can get one that's like a like a super high like why can I have a life
Break that's level 66
Like why I
Don't care if you sit for a few hours just figuring out a build it is more entertaining than the dream core build
keep going king
it's future game show in 30 minutes is that when it's on I'll be watching this
today's are another place to watch it at that's not on YouTube do we have is there
a statement if you want off meta companion there is the abyssal lich the abyssal
Which contain an undead creature and receive it as a companion have not seen anyone do undead companion build
Me suck infernal army build now
Extension thing
with a fail on that goons
Really gifted a tier one sub to 12ic 20 they have given 23 gift subs in the channel
Good TTS Max and King it's
Bruh
Okay, Jesus
I guess the brand's live so wait when it's starting to show us that 12 pmpt wins that
Wins 12 pmp tchat
Wins
QB starts, timer, count, down, FGS
uh 24 men do the gemling build that makes hammer of the gods not cost glory sounds bespoke
King. Minion with insane nuke damage.
Duration area spell cooldown is taking place.
The Viara? Wait. I don't get it. How does that work?
Wait, is that the... Wait, this is the deejun thing?
Aaaaaaah...
Wait, these are all minions!
Wait, so for every single one of these, if I get minion damage, it increases the skill
damage of the minions that I'm summoning.
Scales of Minimals that plays like a spell card.
That's gonna be kind of fun. Why can't I read any of the things though?
Why do I look at what these do?
I'd like to read what they do.
It's a link. I linked you.
I gotta read this.
Command Navarra to create a bubble shield which absorbs a portion of damage dealt by enemies standing outside the shield
The maximum amount of damage absorbed based on your maximum amount of this shield destroyed it collapses into a chill ground
Command Navarra to fracture all nearby areas of chill ground
That enemy standing on them doing spell damage with extreme freeze potential
So it does insane damage, 200% freeze.
Command over R to bolster your ES, closing in to begin reach-outing immediately and
grinding your energy up and reaching out to your duration.
Command over R to turn nearby to your ground and to nevarize oasis.
That's allies and you're standing in it, flash-traggers.
recouped his left mana.
Man, that looks like high damage with high crit.
Hmm, this is definitely gonna weird, and I haven't tried this thing out.
Grant's kill Ruzan the Blazing Sword.
Sum Ruzan an invulnerable Flame Dejan minion to do your bleeding.
Ruzan emerges to strike enemies with his Graser whenever you use a Demonic skill.
Cast Dividing, Spice Bells can be commanded to do so.
Well, I don't know what these do though.
nothing's happening, you bend over and lube up and wait to get fucked, right? That was
just like a terrible lot of HP. It's great for softcore players, but for
HP, you wanna be like, you wanna have a condom on, right? Beforehand.
Do you understand what I'm saying? I've been given rid of the DG, that's what I'm saying.
I ever had
They all men in command skills catching was the newly added out about the
Excelecon orgy. We've had way too many applications
We're gonna have to move the orgy from my hotel room to the hotel car park
So right now you're counting in public then you're in remember no girls allowed
Also, forcing is coming
is this the metamillion build everyone is talking about no i don't think so i've been
hitting one putt playing this so i mean but again this does not seem like what i would
do
extending the duration of staggering palm buff when i hit my bells sometimes the buff just
doesn't get extended after going through three bells yep yeah i had multiple wishes of it
It's a weird bug. It's a weird bug.
Critical damage bonus.
Wait chat, I want to confirm. I want to confirm that chat. I want to confirm. I want to confirm.
Okay wait, let me confirm here. Correct global crit chance and global crit damage most affects thorns, right?
But then thorns does not attack, but it will, so like these nodes will scale thorns damage.
Yeah, they do because I remember going like I remember thinking if it's global I'm good so then I'm thinking okay
Well we got global here global
We got gig a global here that would ah damn attacks
We got we got more global here
So then this switches to attack for attacks. That's global. So global, global, global, global.
Global, global, global, global. Global. This is, this is a little global.
This is like damage if you think so, right?
That's global.
This is global.
That's global.
This is global.
Yuck.
Yuck.
means a lot of there's a lot of global stuff isn't there
okay the question is this is it possible to build this fucking monk where the
fucks is fucking monk
So you have a bunch of global crit damage bonus, you're going to try and get a bayon,
and wait you're going to be tr-, dude how the fuck are you going to get defensive stats
though, wearing...
Wait.
Wait
Have these ones read
What's that one support you I'm thinking of?
I think that wouldn't...
Okay, wait, that is probably gonna work, right?
Alright new belt
New belt thorns correct
Scales using
Meme shit
that increases crit chance but has downsides but then ignores all the
downsides because the thorns is tacked on at the end
Ah
We we don't care about getting hits or retaliating
Purely procking the ones proactively
Via dread first stone fist
Lots of global scaling because we'll invest in giga crit nodes to facilitate the procking
of the thorns issue will have hollow palm chronomancers think about it quick you freeze
time and start jerking off arbiter with insane attack speed and crit shots by the time can't
wish to bust or die you revert time and repeat any boss will drop every unique
just to call
okay now what I could do is I go the question is do I try and force cold
cold thorns into this
Question
Do I stack mana and force cold thorns
Then I can
Scale via elemental damage
Damage mods and cold damage mods plus also get freeze.
You trade off chest is dog shit and I need giga mana nodes and mana gear.
It's because you just not do that and just get tons of new gear and just call it a day
Well, you could do this and then commit to it
Which is a I don't know question mark with question mark. Yo, we got future game show in ten minutes 40 seconds
Get your poll chance ready to go down boys. Oh bear back
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Use the bathroom on team
Just for me you get
Up you to continues later.
Rep one.
New bill.
Huge world boost announcements.
Are you freaking ready, Chad?
Oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Drop it! Fuuuuck!
I'm gonna come at my master on screen! I'm on fire!
Get buried, Zip!
I'm landing my J-Stacks if I got them up.
the
Oh, I'm going!
Try 1929 in Neumann Square, who's an atrocity Google Trump.
Translated into Chinese and see if he gets disconnected
I
I
Stop
I got triggered by the fucking guys
I got triggered by the guys in the tunnel. I got triggered. I got broke.
I fucking broke.
I did
Though come on but where's the W3 where's double flips I meant with W flips
There's a million W close probably a million
Let's get out of the suspect. Is it Wilprim E? Yeah, or Wilprim Primer?
Wilprim E. Take note of the games featured on the walls here. They might give you some
clues about what is to come.
Oh, what's that?
2 Blar 2 Blar 2 Blar 2
Dude the witching war guys? What do you think you're going to be on there?
AI warlords
I deserve bellhimes here
The main thing is there's a big bellhime announcement happening right?
So...
Yeah
What's what's the show for? Okay, why not open it up in a future game show?
Use your channel. Use your channel. Let's run man.
I swear to god if someone says like,
Hey man, you're fucking bang is like,
Toaster comes behind and then I speed it up and then,
Cause I speed it up, it creates like a buffer issue and then,
Fucking, I'm the, dude, can you believe yesterday by the way?
Wait, do you know what I need to do? I need to have the backup to stream for it to go.
What's the Twitch channel?
future game future game show okay but that one we're ready to go so we had that
one ready to go if this files in any way I instantly open up Twitch that's the
plan okay if there is stain one is there is there we get a stained link as
well it's a restain link
It is a steam lake.
Man, I got a lot of problems.
At least being a medic stuck game, one of them.
Alright, we have steam, we have twitch, we have YouTube ready to go.
If anything goes wrong...
GG.
Did this get nerfed by the way?
I saw someone trying to say this got nerfed. Did this get nerfed?
5.5. This is a buff!
Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
Oh shit!
I
Swear to God you guys saying it's not a thing
You serve time to put away your service. Oh, you're fucking triggering me. I'm gonna hand in these guys
I'm not speeding enough shut the fuck up. I don't care if it's fucking
It's too sick of mine, bitch ass.
If you speed it up, it's got less buffer than you can run into an issue.
That's literally all you guys want to speed it up!
But yes, Twitch is probably too sick of the 8 or 5s against the 8.
I don't care.
I don't care.
Don't give a fuck.
Don't give a fuck, though.
I would prefer to have a high quality, non-bugged experience.
Hello, you gorgeous, gorgeous people, and welcome to the future game show, Summer Showcase.
I'm Troy Baker, man of a million video games, or roughly that is about, but most recently
I got to play Hicks Monaghan, a death straining two, Jack Pepper and Mouse PI for hire, and
of course...
Indiana Jones.
Are you going to do the theme tune throughout?
Yep.
Great.
I'm Alex Alton Regan, and you probably know me better as the female inquisitor in Dragon
major inquisition, Alt Cunningham in Cyberpunk, and Leia in Lysot P. Overture.
And?
And?
I'm also Lara Croft in the new Tomb Raider games.
Wow!
She is!
She is back, people, in that video game heritage right there.
Well more on that later in the show, but that does make us two archaeologists on one stage.
Uh, BAFTA-nominated archaeologists.
BAFTA-nominated.
You've never won, though, have you?
Have you?
No.
Alex, I haven't.
Thank you for bringing it up.
Let's talk about what we're going to do the next 90 minutes.
We're going to be showing you trailers, lots and lots of exclusive trailers, and with the help of their hardworking developers, we're going to be diving deep into some of the most exciting upcoming games.
As well as our usual ones to watch, we've also got an extended gameplay reveal for the sci-fi RPG Exodus.
which you will not want to miss.
And if you want to keep track of all these little buried treasures
Alex and I are going to be talking about today,
then you should head on over to the dedicated
feature game show Steam Page,
where you can find and wishlist every game of today.
And you can also visit gamesradar.com
after we wrap up for tons of follow-up coverage
on the eye-catching games that are coming at you very, very soon.
I think they're the tool pistols thing.
It's like automatic now.
I get it.
Speaking of, I think this stage is itching
a little bit of a lighting change.
Whoa, there it is.
As you can see behind me, this means it's time for our very first take away Alex.
Well, from yeah.
Whoa.
You want some of this?
Come and get it!
Oh, shit.
Uh, okay, so funny story.
There was this guy who was stuck in the middle of the apartment.
This looks like Arizona.
Living, breathing, human being for crying out loud!
Down in your goddammit!
Was that too much gas?
You can't solve this problem too fast!
If you're trying to make a vaccine, stay there.
You wanna come?
He did find some friends.
Yeah, buddy!
Yo, that's gonna suit you, right?
In this guy's shoulder.
Great name!
Question of the essence.
Who gets a game, but you show zombies but guns?
And you can have friends!
It is Arizona Sunshine.
And I guess they're converting the VR game to the non-VR or what.
You can play as a dog.
Arizona Sunshine is a flat-screen remake of the beloved VR game of the same name built from the ground up by its developers
It's coming soon to PC and that wasn't pretty cool
It is time for a closer look at war dogs from team 17
It's a 100 player tactical shooter with a keen focus on teamwork fortification and
Destruction
I
Lord's go
Oh, that's good.
Chewing people.
Shred him in. Shred him in.
Hold on.
Not the battery on.
I'm like, that's what they...
That's what they advertise nowadays.
It's just like...
Nuts.
That was an extra-native, yeah.
It's a noble, noble god.
Yeah, it's like Battlefield or what?
I must still like Battlefield, then.
I can tell the difference between the allies and your friends.
It's the same level.
Like, the allies can do anything.
There's just everyone you shoot at right now.
War Dogs is coming to a screen near you later this year, but the good news is you can wishlist
it right now on Steam.
Okay, in our next game, you play as a former detective who visits an isolated place where
all is not as it seems.
Been there.
One of those girl named Elizabeth involved.
There isn't.
Okay.
Here is a brand new trailer for The Pines.
You are hopeless, helpless, marvellous, worthless.
Why didn't you move faster, think harder, be smarter?
Why didn't you help me?
The pines.
Good evening, Mr. Walker. How are the first few days in the pines treating you?
Oh, but you don't want to go into the forest, dearie
Okay, this is gonna go. This is gonna go.
Everyone is fucking crazy
You see that? That's mine. And that... also mine. And I won't part with any of it.
Including you.
That's...
Well, I'm sure you'll fit right in.
I mean...
Baby!
And the Pines is coming to PC in 2027.
And I am excited.
Talk to me, Alex.
What's up next?
We've got an exclusive interview about Ace Combat 8 Wings of Thief, the latest installment
in Bandai Namco's legendary simulation franchise.
Hello, I'm Kono, I'm the brand director of the Ace Combat series.
I'm Shimawoto, I'm the producer of Ace Combat 8, Wings of Thief, a game that allows you
to fulfill your longing for the skies.
The game starts when the Federation of Central UCA has been invaded by Sotawa and the capital
city has been lost to their forces.
The protagonist wakes up on the emergency boat, on the sea, and is saved by the battleship
endurance.
After reuniting with your team, you are then immediately forced into another life-or-death
fight against the Sotowa forces.
This is the story of saving the country that you come from, which is the victim of great
destruction.
The protagonist and this legendary pilot fight side by side providing great hope for the country.
But in fact, that legend is fake. He's a fake presence that's been propped up to really motivate the country.
In the next phase in the story, the protagonist and this legendary pilot go into battle together,
resulting in the Wing of Thieves getting shot down.
After his death, this role gets passed down to the protagonist.
So the central theme is living up to this duty
that is cast upon you to take on that responsibility.
Man, Brazil!
Move to your life!
Avoid direction!
The usual need.
Base Combat 8, Wings of Thieves, features a new type of enemy for the series,
the land battleship.
The idea came from our art director and mech designer, Carno.
He said, it's exactly like Godzilla landing on the city
landing on the city and causing huge destruction.
When that idea was presented to them,
they actually said, oh no, this is not good.
But after they started working on it, it all made sense.
And then it created that great visual.
We've also changed the way targets take damage
in this iteration.
Prior to Ace Combat 8, Wings of Thief,
the damage you dealt needed to be hit directly
onto the target, otherwise it wouldn't have counted.
So this chain destruction accumulates this damage
and any small accumulations would actually result
in a bigger distraction than that Tehran.
And you'll see this as you play, so it's very exciting.
Ace Combat 8, Wings of Thieve will be released
on PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X and S and Steam
on the 2nd of October, 2026.
That was some bad translation, bro, gonna be honest.
That made no sense.
Fixed the translator, bro.
Look at AI's revelation.
Ace Combat 8, Wings of Thieves is coming to PC and consoles later this year.
And we are heading backstage now.
Oh good, I could use for a couple of coffees.
No, Troy, Troy, Troy, but the backstage.
It's the new DLC for Little Nightmares 3.
Oh, right!
Imagine this guy, what, whores?
Yeah, smiling producers with their clipboards, sweaty cheese player, craft services.
Or an evil puppeteer and an army of shadow monsters would make a bit more sense.
Oh, yeah, that's better, let's see that.
Well, so we got some weird freaks in chat, check that out.
I'm going to play a little guy that rents around.
I was playing at these games and the Injection of my house ran away.
I think it was in the second one.
and I got completely derived from that, and I just need a correct vision of it.
That is X-Fault 100%.
I'm confused, is this another one?
Animalism?
And the backstab of the brand new DLC for Little Nightmares 2, where you can explore
the dark underbelly of the carnival in solo or co-op.
So you really should reach out to our most fearless friend, ASAP, because it is launching on June 12th for PC and consoles.
Alright, now it is time to check out Engine Fall, a post-apocalyptic extraction shooter set on a series of colossal megatree.
It's like Snowpiercer with crafting.
Oh, there we go.
Why train those? Wouldn't it just be all the whole thing to spare tube?
Why don't you stop? You run out and grab stuff and then the train goes.
Honestly, this is fucking wide-eyed strain.
Make your way to first class, which is the only way that Troy Baker travels.
When Engine Fall arrives on Steam later this year, and if you cannot wait that long, then
There's a playtest coming for you on June 8th.
Now, before we move on to our next game,
let's talk about our partnership with GOG,
the DRM-free games platform.
Hmm.
We've joined forces so that FGS viewers can get 15% off
the entire GOG catalog with our discount code, FGS15.
You do have to be a new user, and the offer is only valid
for the next seven days.
So get to browsing and fill your boots
with some good old games.
And, don't forget, the not-so-old-game-throner-either.
Okay, let's check in the-
Oh, there's not G2A, right? There's two different things.
...defining RPG from the early 2000s.
Now, if you like medieval adventures, like Kingdom Come Deliverance or The Witcher,
this next one is definitely for you.
Ooh, ooh.
Dude, I actually want to play this, like, world-bad.
I wish I could pause time and I could play it while it's still fucking...
I swear to God, if you love water this game, that's how I want to play it.
the time is finally here I know it's been yo window and desperate for hope in a
place where there is none
I
Melt spot is melts
All these years the unbelievers mocked you queen
But do you know what I see? I see strength I
See men who live
Men who like me have seen the glorious age
the sleeper will usher into this world once he awakens. Tonight we shall show everyone how wrong they were. Sleeper Awakened!
Wait, why that's a sleeper? That's a spoiler, bro. That's a spoiler, bro!
The guy in the downwards of worship of the sleeper who said he was going to awaken soon.
Gothic 1 Remake is out now on PC and console, so go check it out after the show.
Okay, now for something a little different.
You have definitely heard of Sky, Children of Light, the cozy MMO from the makers of Journey.
Well, we are pleased to reveal today that they're creating a brand new game experience based on the
life and legacy of the legendary painter Vincent Van Gogh, which is...
Goh. Goh. Let's take a look at this. Van Gogh, MMO. Shall we?
This is the bendy clock guy, right?
No, no, it's not the bendy clock guy.
It's another guy.
Oh, is he the starry night guy?
Or is it another guy, Charlie?
OK.
Wow.
Wow.
Do you want to do that?
I mean, if you're an artist in these cozy games.
Sky's Shilting of the Lights Vincent van Gogh experience
launches on the 17th of July and includes an in-game gallery
featuring some of the artist's most beloved paintings.
I learned something today.
OK.
It's time to take a peek at Halloween the Game.
We've got a first look at the single-player campaign where you play as Michael Meyers himself,
are you?
Oh yeah, baby.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
There's so much evil inside him.
Okay, back inside everyone.
Let's go Meyers.
Guiled by his rage, I shudder to think what he might be capable of.
Since when do they like that ponder over him?
Why does this count?
I'm missing any news boys, you know that?
I knew what would come next.
Every soul unfortunate enough to cross Michael's path would suffer.
No one knew of the evil that was walking in my home.
Unreasoning, relentless, evil.
But sometimes I think the truth is something much more terrible.
I wonder if perhaps Michael is able to actually move through shadows.
Play through Michael Myers's origin story when Halloween the Game lands on PCM consoles
this September 8th.
What's up, we've got the launch trailer for Realm of Ink and Indie Action Roguelite with a brushstroke art style.
They're spewing. As if I've arrived at this moment before.
Time and time again.
I'll be the one to choose my destiny. Thank you very much
My blade needs sharpening your skull should do the trick
It's just like they just reskin headies to like, be weebs or big titties.
That's probably much worse.
Oh, suck a fucking dick, bro.
The realm of ink is out now.
Am I ready to go steam?
I didn't see anything.
Mine is not here at all.
That's a weird moment!
That's a weird moment!
I won't leave you that way.
I need to find you.
This can't go like, uh, not actually fan of the aesthetic, right, but like the movement that can't go.
Shutter the shackles of time when Dusk Fade lands on PC and consoles later this year.
Now, we all remember Cam, don't we?
It's a Death Stranding style trek of a deadly mountain range one limited time.
And good news if you're a fan, as we've got the exclusive release date trailer for the game's first free DLC.
How many fucking times do I have to watch this cantrail of our dead ass?
Dead ass, huh?
Do you map with one bird or do you find this game bugging after this?
On the trail is a free DLC expansion for Ken and it's coming soon to PC and PS5.
Alright folks, our next game is like it takes two but on wheels.
You play as a pair of dinky RC cars solving puzzles and unraveling mysteries in a rather
strange laboratory.
Here is the latest trailer for Wheelmates.
I'm a little more control-handed than I look. I like ass-y-gass, you know.
It just looks cool. It just looks fun to drive around and do little tricks on.
Wait, where am I? Whoa.
Wheelmates is launching later this year, so you can check it out with a friend in tow.
And now for something completely different. We've got a cinematic trailer for the anime shooter
WTF which stands for waifu
tactical force. Oh
Don't you just love acronyms?
This shit the fuck is this shit
I don't even try to hide anymore.
It's like, yeah, Wiper is, by the way, Wiper is big, big, big.
Why do you call it Big Titty Wiper?
Shoot it.
Fat Titty, big ass, shoot it.
Titty jiggle physics with guns.
It's got a little weak, it's got weed, can't believe you're playing the game, they're like oh my god.
What a gimmick bro, what a gimmick.
That's like kind of like Quake, except with Wackers.
Yeah, it reminds me of a game used to play called Guns.
It was a game called Guns online or something.
Do you remember Guns or the Zeebro?
Yeah.
I want to notice a helicopter in my airspace.
I'll have my little friend find this.
The big titties that were down, oh they got like a DBA robot.
Oh no.
What is that shit?
Fuck that.
Groud some friends and jump into the live play test for Wifu Tactical Force after the show.
So there's a new movement system to check out and ten playable characters.
My goodness.
Now, even the most hearty adventurers need to take a step back from time to time.
So we're going to throw it out to a series of back-to-back trailers.
You watch these while we'll be back in a jiffy, which is a relative metric of time, I believe.
Greetings, London minions. Shall we dolly the world together? Because tonight, I'm feeling
quite passionate. And this is only the beginning. Let's unleash our necromantic rage.
I'm fucking meaning to have to know that about you.
What the fuck, dude? Fuck that.
Yeah, I don't know what that was bro.
It's like the sinking heart again.
That's all.
Keep your chin up.
I still have a lot of room left.
This game is on one?
Whoa.
Uh, okay.
Okay, uh, what's going on here?
It's like we're the future of something.
Hop! Mind yourself, Troy.
Don't worry about it.
Ah, right, got it.
Because this set is inspired by the anti-gravity...
Racers.
Racers, I got it.
Well, while we solve this little temporal anomaly...
Here's AGX GP.
I don't know what I have.
Are you going to find this fuck?
Damn, what the hell?
Damn, what the hell
God there's a new mirror scene
This is like that trackmania game, right?
Turbo modding.
It's like that thing where you get like, you get a little time limits against yourself
and you got all these little modes where you can jump around and get like these maps where you think
you look the least and shit.
This is a good game right there, looks like a game, looks like I got some gameplay there
bro.
AGXGP is coming soon to PC, so add it to your wishlist and make sure you check out the
demo which is coming on Monday.
Quick question for you, Mr. Troy Baker.
Oh yes.
Have you ever wanted to be a sentient guitar?
It's very strange of you to bring that up.
Well, I've got good news for you and got some bad news as well.
So the good news is that the next game that we're going to announce
lets you fulfill that fantasy.
I'm listening.
But you're stuck inside a haunted music school.
There it is.
And all the teachers are trying to kill you.
Classic.
Welcome. Welcome.
We are absolutely thrilled to have you here at Harmonic Hunt.
Hutt.
No matter what happens, I want you to know, I always loved you.
Hello?
You've been harmonic hide and spread.
The school...
I have always looked through here.
Ah, threat! I was wondering when you'd finally find time to pay a visit.
The only way for a student to be harmonicized is the wintery cycle.
Scatter around the school are talent casters, each containing the many essence of privilege and protection.
What are these things?
I don't know, Fred. No, but...
You've given me no choice! You made me do this!
She knows you're here! Now run along!
I'm not your old man!
Okay.
C-sharp or B-flat.
Put them...
That's a drum joke in Don't fret.
Mark your calendars for that one,
and now it's time for another one of our world premiere.
And this one is a side-scrolling platformer
starring a very beloved Belgian comic book character.
Let's check it out.
So it's a bad little bad.
My super salami, wait, my super...
My super salami to South Sattalumbia, try saying that one ten times, is coming soon.
So wishlist it now whilst I'm fixing my twisted twisted tongue.
And in the meantime, there's a brand new trailer for Dean High, the Ocean Pillar, an RPG roguelike
where you face off against demons and ancient gods.
I don't get it.
I heard a sound.
What's happening?
Get in.
Let's go, go!
You're the worst people in the world.
The first level.
Let's go, Kong!
He's got the empty little stuff.
I didn't think the ocean pillar is coming soon.
Now, tell me.
Oh, no.
What's next, Troy?
Well, we've got our first ones to watch
Deep Diver this summer showcase,
which is where we take out our little trowels,
lift the topsoil, and gently brush the dirt off
of a game that the internet is raving about.
Oh, it's just like real archaeology.
You know.
But with less paperwork.
True.
And what better place to start
in the golden age of piracy with the help from our very kind of friends at Ubisoft.
Let's dive into the world of Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinct.
the old experience you know and love. Edward in his tales in the Caribbean of
assassins and pirates, but modernized with today's technology and gameplay. The
latest version of Anvil has helped us a lot both in terms of visuals, we now have
ray tracing and global illumination, but it's also a big deal for us in terms of
gameplay too, with night and day affecting your stealth, there's
weather that can affect your visibility, both at the end of the ocean and on
What's changed with Parkour movement is that we've brought forward the game to the new
standards that you've seen with these shadows and the recent updates.
There's ejects, there's a grip and jump, and it just makes for a much smoother experience.
A lot of the new gameplay with Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinct involves these new
officers that you can find and recruit.
When you first run into Lucy, she's a wanted criminal, and you'll just hear it as you're
walking around Havana that there's money on her head, right, which is, you know, music
to Edward's ears.
Ah, here's somebody I can work with.
And as you find her, she's got this whole plotline involving her family and the family
fortune.
And she would love to work with you, but if she can't deal with her problem, she's
not going to help you with yours.
You don't mince words, do you?
I suppose I could look around, see what Needs doing.
So each of those characters has a story to tell, where in top of that we also have a
new tale about Black Flag, which you know for fans of Black Flag, we're going to learn
a little bit more about the story of Edward and his wife, and how things turned out in
the game.
I think we'll be really excited.
Okay, in the game.
Were you attacked?
Other way round, it were Black Flares struck first, open fire on a British man of war,
the pellet.
When we were going to remake Assassin's Creed Black Flag, we had to focus on something,
and that focus was Edward's story.
If we can't nail Edward's story,
if there's no room for anything.
Too old.
We put everything possible into nailing that.
So we still have a modern day gameplay and story to tell,
but it's now kind of in the name.
It's not just Black Flag remake, it's Black Flag Resinct.
So we are the next modern AC,
and so our modern day continues
from what players may have seen in shadows.
These what games, man?
These what the 2026 games?
Of course, we brought back the underwater diving sections
from the original game, where you take the diving bell
and you see how beautiful the Caribbean can be.
Nobody wants to play this, bro.
But the other thing we've added is now
you can swim anywhere, just like in any modern AC game.
So sometimes there's treasure defined, certain quests.
It could be a certain cave you're looking for.
But it's also just about freedom of approach.
Sometimes to get to a certain island or a certain location,
maybe you can't find the right place to get to with the Jekhtah
You just learn take a shortcut and just go swimming. It's kind of up to you
So with combat we've gone back to the basics and we've come up with a new system that's fits more with modern sensibilities
There's no way this will get quick and brutal if you know how to play
But it's also something that works well for players to learn how to play
Jesus.
The chord with us with Nable gameplay was to keep that spirit that it had from the original.
You know, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
But we added a little bit more now with officer abilities that had cool things,
like the ability to brace perfectly and take out a lot of damage.
And also the new alternate weapons, which allow you to switch between weapon modes with different ranges.
Wait a minute.
so that you can kind of exchange to the fight rather than have to fight everyone the same way.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinx is coming out on July 9th for PlayStation, Xbox and PC.
Thanks for watching. Was it pirate mask?
Lindrose.
Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resinx is coming to PC, PlayStation and Xbox on July 9th. Later this yard.
Ah, we were doing so well.
That was at least tasteful.
If you say so.
Speaking of taste, if your appetite for the Seven Seas is still yet to be salted, I'll
stop.
You can find out even more about that one by checking out the hands-on preview over on
gamespraydar.com.
Now, we've got a very special treat for the blasphemous fans among us.
Let's take a look.
Mmm.
It's that gory 2D game, right?
I
Missed about I do like the I stop what love
We got it does look good
That's a lot of pixels. Are you getting up to tell them?
I don't know what what what ratio is that pixels
Like I don't want to super lower his pixels, but I don't want to super higher his pixels
since that's about the right amount of pixels you want.
That's right Blasphemous 2, the third sin, is a free content update that adds an entire
area to the game.
And it's out now, so you can play it.
And let's be honest, with all the new enemies, probably die a lot, right after the show.
Okay, Defender of the Crown, The Legend Returns, was revealed during our spring showcase earlier this year,
but we've got a first look at gameplay coming at you right now.
in all its glory classic mode that's modern refinements renewed clarity and
polish whoa
whoa
and introducing kingdom mode a brand new road like of dice decks and destiny
Forge your battle-ready deck that casts your fate into the fray.
Charge your rise to rule all of England, as you go on campaign to outwit your rivals.
Unlocking your bankings and new dice to strengthen your claim to the throne.
So if I had nothing simpler to squint, that would get you.
Three modes! One legendary experience!
Defender of the Crown!
Wishlist now!
Defender of the Crown, the legend returns.
Lands on PC and consoles made it this year.
So, get it on your wishlist.
Yeah, I can find that on the list.
And I think I'll handle the British accents from now on.
A little bit too.
Okay, Troy.
Aw.
Sticking with the historical theme,
here's some exciting news about the period shooter,
Holdfast, the Nations at War.
The fuck is that?
Fuck is that?
Is that game with the Lee Fowler clubs and people jibing?
And they yelling shit?
Or is this the imitation of that game?
Hold Fast, American Revolution, releasing June 11th.
Play early for exclusive rewards at holdfastgame.com.
Hold Fast, American Revolution is a free expansion for hold fast nations at war and
it's launching on June 11th for PC, PlayStation and Xbox.
is just a mere few days away. My goodness. Visit holdfastgame.com for more info.
Now, let's check out the release date trailer for They Will Come,
a Steampunk stealth game set on a vast airship.
I don't even fully understand why I made it here.
Maybe it was the power of the idea.
I guess I pursued it as a failsafe for the future to be used in fighting enemies of this dark world we now live in.
I guess I pursued it as a failsafe for the future to be used in fighting enemies of this dark world we now live in.
Your mother always said that if I continued making it, they will come.
Forgive me, my son. I have doomed us all.
Give up. Your family is captured.
What's that?
The device must be mine, boy.
Can you hear that, boy? Give up!
More people must start to die.
Defense cannons on the endeavor of our town.
That's how it's been successful.
That main character model looks so stupid, bro.
I mean, look, I mean, look, alright, I'm gonna get a robot.
I mean, but yeah, that's crazy.
They will come heads to steam in July,
But you can wishlist it right now. What have you got for us next Alex?
Well, it is that time again Troy. We'd have another world premiere for a cosmic city builder
where you craft thriving habitats to rescue long extinct animals.
Welcome to Bioden, a cozy management game where you will build a self-sustaining network of structures
all working in harmony to bring extinct animals back to life.
You've been sent on this planet by your guild with one purpose, to restore it.
Your arrival on this wounded planet will be one of discovery and exploration.
Resources are scattered across the land, search for them as each one is essential.
As your colony takes shape, your buildings will need power, and sometimes water.
Connect them together.
Weave a network across the land, but plan with care.
Every structure you place carries a cost, nudging pollution upward, pulling against
the very mission you're here to fulfill.
planet won't heal through structures alone. Bring species together, help them settle,
and let the cycle of life begin again. Inside your dome, you'll welcome back dozens of extraordinary
species, each one with its own needs. Gather DNA samples, place your cocoons, and carefully tend
to the conditions each creature requires. But remember, even within the dome, each decision,
even small, has an impact on your planet. This world is waiting to be cleaned, restored,
and brought back to life. Your planet is waiting for your arrival.
wishlist the game and play the demo now on Steam.
Oh, I'm back.
Bring nature back to life in Bio Eden, which is coming soon to PC.
Now, those of you in the Lovecraftian loop will know that the Sinking City 2 is just over the horizon,
looking all brooding and mysterious, just like my co-host Troy.
Really?
Absolutely not, darling.
Well, here's a release date trailer where you'll find out when you can finally dive into the flooded survival for adventure.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this?
It looks sick!
What is this?
I don't know what to do with this.
Do you know what the game means?
Like dial levels.
It's a character with a great, easy poke or something.
Half dollar and it's something that looks like scuffed.
The sinking city too is just a few short weeks away and there's a demo available to play
right now on Steam.
So go check it out.
Just don't listen to the call of the void whilst you're in there.
Pro tip.
Time to lock in folks as we get a world premiere up next.
This one is an attempt to revive that golden era of early skateboard games.
You know, 20 Hawks was a peak of his powers.
And who better to tell you about it than Stare Maia, one of the world's most talented modern
skaters and an Olympic hopeful to beat.
Who?
Who?
Oh shit!
Hey, future game show.
I'm Stare Maia.
Also known as Surfster.
Keeper is my life, and I love it.
I'm a whore.
Skateboarding is my life and I love it with my whole heart so I'm super excited to share
SkateStara with you today.
A brand new arcade skateboarding game inspired by the Golden Era of Skateboards.
So this is your real premier SkateStara.
What is this?
Are you going to skateboard anymore?
That's what that is.
Skateboard is like with James Bond.
It's...
It legit just looks like AI Tony won't cross-cad it to it.
It's a nerd.
Like, classic shit doing it all.
But you're many parents.
Fuck it, let's just stay here.
Hawk to a turn, dude. Oh my god.
Wishness at the ready because Skate Star is coming to PC and consoles and later this year.
Now, how's about an exclusive trailer for a new expansion coming up for one of my personal favorites?
It's time for another run and Vampire Survivors.
I'd like this.
Hi, I'm Luca Galante, accidentally made Vampire Survivors, and I'm running Ponco.
I made these SpongeBob Vampire Survivors called Emerald Diorama that was very expensive to
make, but we gave away to the players for free.
And so I started for a way to do some spin-offs, maybe.
I tried to get in touch with other teams in the developers to see if they were interested
in working on some of these spin-offs.
One of these, we released just a little while ago as Vampire Crawlers, it's a game based
on specifically being able to play at your own pace, play your cards effectively as slowly
or as fast as you can. I got a lot of other ideas, but there's definitely more as Pinoff
coming. I actually have seen the success of Emperor Crawlers, and that he paid off to
effectively try and do something unusual, but always following the same idea at the
end of the day, which is that I am the first player of my own games. I need my own games
to be fun to myself first. So I want to make these other games and wanted to find a new
name for them effectively. So again, I try to grab survival, think of something stupid
and that's how Survival Tone came up, which is short for Survive A Tone. Very soon we're
going to see the first game in this lineup and people should expect a game like Vampire
Survival that the whole point with a different spin on it and this spin can come from a different
metagame or different features that they serve.
In fact, that doesn't actually fit Vampire Survivors,
but it would fit different gameplay mechanics.
I'm not planning to let go of Vampire Survivors anytime soon.
There is still the community is huge.
They want more content.
We're going to release a new DLC quite soon.
This DLC initially was supposed to be just a little add-on
to the Legacy of the Moon spell, DLC.
And as it's very common for me, I start something really small
and it ends up being way too big.
And so now it's got its own life, it's called the Blood Moon.
And players can expect a small DLC with something 8 plus characters, 8 plus weapons, plus solutions.
But they can also expect a very low price of 80 pence, something on those lines.
And they're going to keep updating it for as long as it makes sense, as long as it is sustainable.
If anyone wants to stay in touch and get to know more about what you're doing, please visit boncolab.com
where you will find a fantastic and useless countdown to our next announcement.
We have a lot more announcements in the near future,
but for now, here's a trailer for the new expansion of Emperor Survival's Legacy of the Blue Moon.
and just take my hand.
The blood of malice ensnared the night's shadows,
and my unholy communion of power of gods began.
As all dawns and twilight's of the world paint the moon red, reality shatters and insanity ensues.
I'll start found the immortality she sought, but only in the flesh, thus so taken as a
toll by the elus.
As the cake stands in the shadow of the comet, Saga even paid for its gifts, until there
was no humanity left to give.
At the top sheet of power, Mao was so high he couldn't reach anyone anymore.
The eternal solitude turned into eternal madness.
Prepare your wish list because Vampire Survivor's Legacy of the Blood Moon is coming to PC and
consoles later this year now here is another wait for it world premiere and
our things to one of last year's truly best gifts let's check it out
come on
entering 3452 to this till sunrise mission scientist Jan Asdorski if I never
Wake up again. Know this. The Oasis survives even under the destructive sun. I must go into ground.
Next entry, another 13 meters. If you're still out there by that time, don't give up. I know it's
Let's try to tell us something.
Next Cyclet, we need to be better.
How far is that?
Hell, for who the hell that guy?
I guess he lost his time past past or something, or what?
He's de-straining, but oh!
Mm-hmm
Is it the one where there's like 20 of the same dudes? Okay, that's that one said one was like 20 of the same
Alex Jordan and yams scientists fans rejoice the altars is getting a DLC expansion called last variable
And I don't need to tell you to wish this no
And now let's take a look at a Nemo. It's a free-to-play creature collecting RPG
Oh important question. Is it for adorable little guys? I really like adorable little guys
We have you seen what's happening on the screen bottom of you
Just play the trailer
Yeah, she's not into you
You know
This is bait
Sure can
What is that one bro? What the fuck? That big titty on it?
Is this AI generated trailer? Is this engine gameplay?
It's in-game cooking, Meryl, baby.
Yo, they're getting sued, bro!
They're getting sued! Thowing it!
Bro!
And I'll get them to a field space.
That's- they have a patent on that.
Even the square, they're good, bro. You're right.
That lights the way together
Embrace the dawn and take the time
Exist A.I song
For you across the sky
With courage as our guide
With every step with every beat
Forever by our side
I mean that's gotta look like that low
And I did like that low to look
That song was fucking terrible
For me, for me, love
For you
For me
Okay.
Animo is coming to all platforms later this year, but you can wishlist it now on Steam.
Oh, I can see you're itching to explain this next one to Troy.
This is a little rash.
You can get a cream for that.
So this is Cordora.
It is the four player psychological horror game that opened the Spring Show case back in March.
March. Cool thing is, it's got enemies that mimic your friends just to freak you out.
And the developers are back with a closer look again, right?
That's right. How did you know that? Maybe you're not Alex after all. Tell me something that only Alex would know.
That sounds like a cool idea.
You can't prove that. Okay, she's real. Roll the trailer. Now.
First time they made me laugh.
That was the first time.
Let's go.
Dude, shut up!
Oh, men with nerve.
Ah!
They may be your crew.
But inside the maze.
Don't trust anything they say.
Oh, Harry?
Where are you?
Here, Harry?
What?
Wait, there are roses.
Right? I found the radio.
Cool. Here we're there.
What? There he's dead, right?
Then I will twist your wife.
That's cool. That's actually a smart idea.
And take your body.
Where are you?
Mike isn't you? There are roses.
Are you alright?
Joe, I'm here with Harry.
To hunt you down.
Hello? Hello? Joe?
Joe!
For you, see?
I won't let you go.
That's a good idea, so it uses that audio to fuck with you.
Cordura is coming soon to PC and PlayStation, and what do you know?
Here's our next game. It's called Chronoscript, The Endless End.
It's an action-adventure game where you play as an editor trapped inside a never-ending, self-writing manuscript.
Kinda like what developers feel like working with me.
I do hope you enjoy what lies beyond the end of this endless story.
Can I break free from the pages and get a new romance that character?
Chronoscript, the Endless End is coming to PC and PS5 in fall of 26, so write it down
now on your wishlist.
Alright, now we've got a world premiere coming out soon.
This one is a psychological horror game, where you rebuild the memory of a lost child.
I told you I was gonna fix it.
I
Was
That was your first look at Impermanence, coming to PC in 2027.
Our hosts are in the City of Angels to bring you all the latest news from the summer gaming
events as well as some of those wonderful world premiere trailers you love so much.
In fact, here's a little teaser of what you can look forward to.
No, there's Valheim.
We got Valheim announcements today.
It's not done.
Not done.
Hey there, I'm Jules Gill, one of your hosts of FGS Live from LA.
Wait, is that tomorrow?
What do you mean it's tomorrow?
Exodus extended gameplay reveal for more world premieres, demo drops, and maybe even a cheeky surprise.
You heard them make sure you stick around after the Exodus extended gameplay reveal for FGS Live from Los Angeles,
posted by our very own Amy and Jules.
We do love them. We guys break a leg.
Right now let's get back into the games with a closer look at The Lyft, a supernatural handyman simulator inspired by...
It's not over yet, folks.
Shut the hell up.
Dude, they don't want to balance play.
Hello Future Games show. I'm Ivan from Fantastic Studios.
And I'm here to tell you more about our upcoming Supernatural Handi-Man Simulator, The Lift.
The Lift is an immersive story-driven first-person simulator, where you play as an engineer on a mission to investigate and restore a massive research facility abandoned after a mysterious disaster.
From day one, it was paramount that the lift feels really good to play.
All interactions with the world are built to be extremely tactile.
So it's not just about what you do, it's about how you do it.
How it feels to pull, push, rotate, switch.
Clean, clean, screw in. Oh yeah, click, click, tune.
tights. All these engineering verbs are at the very core of the gameplay, and every action is
elevated through responsive animation, fine visuals, creasy audio design to deliver an almost ASMR life.
That would look a little bit satisfying. We'll be repairing a variety of things in the lake.
We divide repairs into three categories. The first one is basic mechanical or
cosmetic repairs, changing light bulbs, fixing a crooked chair or patching the
walls. Simple but always satisfying. The second category is electrical devices.
They have developed an ecosystem of electrical and mechanical components
that you can assemble. Find, craft and unlock many different parts used to
bring the machinery back to life. All devices are connected to the electrical
Sometimes you will need to reroute power from one point to another or disassemble a machine to get parts in the tail square.
It's sort of a bunch of preset puzzles, it's a deep, open-ended sandbox system that you will need to master by improvising and thinking outside the box.
The third category is what we call both devices.
These are large multi-step projects that are even more complex and usually involve multiple machines and environmental requests.
This is unbelievable that she did, right?
In the dimensional antenna, you will fix its subsystems and will be tuning its settings to get the signals you need for your adventure.
And of course, there will be a massive failure at the end of the repair.
Each floor has its own boss device. Some will be unveiled in the upcoming months.
Some you'll have to uncover yourself when the game launches.
The lift is launched on PC, PlayStation 5 and Xbox in 2027.
This is not what I'm interested in. Please.
I'm the game peer-wish list.
This is what the power of the game is.
If you want to help us shape this adventure,
sign up for a close playtest on Steam
for a chance to play the newest in development build.
The playtest begins in June 14th.
Thank you, and enjoy the rest of the show.
I don't have work every day on streaming, too.
The lift is coming to PC in 2027,
but you can ensure to wishlist it right now on Steam.
Our next game is technically a fish mark simulator, but there is a morbid count.
Shhh! Never ending coasters? Salt to fries? Expense a bottle of water?
Not quite. The owners are trying to eat the guests.
Oh, that's a new one. Here's uh, wow, my cannibal family.
Did you hear the pop of one of their own in this goo?
Not just that. I heard a flesh-eating creature crawled out of it.
Uh-huh
The game that like K-Soul would strain
One of these tick-tock games
I don't know what the hell that was.
My cannibal family is a cooperative theme park simulator with a terrifying twist and
It's coming to PC, PlayStation, and Xbox in 2027.
And here's a dark fantasy extraction game where you team up or go solo
to take down enemies corrupted by the blood of the gods.
This is Mistful Hunter.
Yo, this game was good, bro.
one more though
god damn you
The combat actually doesn't look that bad by the way.
It doesn't look that crazy, but it looks like action-paced, you know, like, quick fast.
I want to see more of that. I want to see more of that.
Set a reminder for July 29th when Mistful Hunter lands on PC, PlayStation and Xbox.
I think it's time for our next Ones to Watch Dit Dave, Troy.
Indeed it is, and here is an exclusive interview with Sabre Interactive
about Clive Barker's Hellraiser Revival.
Hi, I'm Anthony Default from Sabre Interactive,
and I'm the Narrative Director on Hellraiser Revival.
The backstory for the player character Aidan is that he's this guy
a guy who has his entire life been consumed with the yearning.
From an early age, he's sought out crime, drugs, sex,
danger, in order to feel more, to experience more.
By the time we meet him, he's met a kindred spirit,
his girlfriend Sonny, and the two of them
have entered this infernal spiral into depravity.
You crave what we offer, your desires.
In the game, you'll use this mysterious puzzle box artifact called the configuration to wield
the powers of hell, to burn, penetrate, slash, rip apart your enemies, and also it's a puzzle
box so you can manipulate it yourself to solve puzzles, and ultimately save yourself and
your girlfriend from the powers of hell.
It was incredibly dear to us to stay true to the Hellraiser franchise when doing this
work.
So we went back to the first and second movie and to the novella that he initially wrote
that it was all based on the Hellbound Heart.
Tried to kind of blinker other influences out and we just studied those until we found
what really resonated with us.
So in the game the force of opposition that you'll be fighting is broadly on two sides.
So on the first side you have this cult that's obsessed with the Cenobites and with trying
to create their own Cenobites on Earth, ones that they can control and use in order to
essentially grant themselves infinite pleasure.
With this cult, they're trying to find a way to advance their goals, and to do so they
need this Genesis configuration that you're wielding.
You need the Genesis configuration to complete your bargain and try and get Sunny's soul
back.
The second category of enemy is what we call the unworthy.
So these are beings who have used configurations themselves in the past, and in most cases
have been like interred into the labyrinth where they've been tortured for some sort of
eternity and who are now released by the actions of the Genesis configuration and are
seeking you thinking that you're their way out, you're their way to freedom. So they're
these depraved decrepit souls who are desperately trying to kill you and take what's yours.
Cloud Parker's Hellraiser Revival is coming to PC and consoles in 2026.
We've got plenty more to show you throughout the year, so stay tuned.
You can wishlist the game now to join in, or you can follow us on social media, where
Pinhead himself will often be in the replies.
Thanks for watching.
Whoa, what?
He's in the replies?
It calls to you.
Make your devotion known.
They train at AI on all of his big pilots.
Collide Buck as Hellraiser Revival is coming to PC, PlayStation, and Xbox later this year.
That one looks like the play through once.
So go pin it onto your wishlist.
Because of the pin I've got it.
Yeah.
Well, it is time for another world premiere and this one is a medieval Metroidvania starring
a plucky little snail.
Oh fuck, little Trady, bro.
Why didn't she ban chat time to mount speed?
Dead root is coming soon to PC and Xbox.
Drop the devs a wishlist to show your support and you may as well keep that steam tab open
because we've got another great game up next.
And this one is The Road of Dust and Sorrow, a pixel art survival horror game inspired
by Silent Hill.
Okay
The
Road of Dustin Sorrow is coming to PC and consoles in 2026.
Okay.
Our next game was revealed late last year and is a stunning reimagining of a-
Are you seriously going to intro this one, whilst I'm standing right beside you?
My bad.
Our next game was revealed late last year and is a stunning reimagining of Lara Cross's 1996 adventure.
Lara, played by... your tree.
We'll visit the jungles of Peru, the ancient ruins of Greece and much, much more.
Here's the team behind the game to dive in deeper into Tomb Raider, Legacy of Atlantis.
What are you doing?
Hard woman to track down.
I want a Harry Carrot profile.
We found me.
Hi, I'm Carlos Cicada, Game Director at Crystal Dynamics.
Tomb Raider, Legacy of Atlantis is a stunning reimagining of Lara Croft's debut adventure.
We've taken the legendary 1996 game and completely reimagined it from the ground up.
with jaw-dropping visuals, modern gameplay, and a few new surprises.
All while honoring the spirit of the original,
players will explore these extraordinarily dangerous worlds that have been lost at the time.
We're talking jungles of Peru, crumbling ruins of Greece, and the deserts of Egypt.
Every location is packed with ancient artifacts and hidden secrets.
Whether you're a longtime fan or someone picking up a Tomb Raider game for the very first time,
this is the definitive way to experience the adventure that started it all.
Two later, pioneered 3D exploration back in 1996.
With Legacy of Atlantis, we really wanted Lara's traversal to feel distinctively hers.
It's precise, it's athletic, and deeply connected to the environments she's exploring.
This is Lara at the top of her game.
She's come through this survivor era and emerged as a confident, accomplished adventurer,
and you will see that in how she moves.
The swan dives, the handstands, the acrobatic flourishes, they're all expressions of her
character, and it's a lot of fun to watch them, but it's even more fun to play.
It's important for us to distinguish that this isn't a remake.
A remake rebuilds what already exists with modern technology.
Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis goes further than that and truly reimagines the debut game
all while keeping its soul intact.
Environments are larger.
Iconic moments like Laura's battle against the T-Rex are transformed
into epic gameplay encounters on a cinematic scale.
The puzzles in Legacy of Atlantis are really satisfying.
You're manipulating water flow, redirecting light beams, you're activating pressure plates,
ciphering engine symbols, all of it to unseal secrets.
Well, I'd say it's a remake to Remastered's now, isn't it?
Every solution requires you to piece together what you've uncovered and think creatively
in how to do it.
And then obviously there's combat, which you've got, Laura's iconic...
What's the trend of that?
...we can unlock along the way.
This is the legendary adventure, friends.
Remember, we imagined it in ways that weren't possible 30 years ago with some new surprise.
Your legacy of Atlantis launches on February 12th, 2027. It comes out on PlayStation 5 Xbox series XS
Steam and Nintendo switch to you can pre-order the game now from the bottom of my heart in the rest of the development team
We cannot wait for everyone to experience this. Thank you so much
Some legends are destined to be retold
Let the legend come back to life.
I see what you did there.
Because the thing that I've...
Yeah, you made it about you.
Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis is coming to PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X and SPC and Nintendo Switch 2 on February 12th, 2027.
Which is two days before Lara's birthday.
And if it's not on your wish list already, then this is me, Lara Croft, asking you nicely to add us.
I'm not going to.
Don't make me use my nasty.
I'm not doing it.
it. She'll do it. Seen it. Kind of like it. Okay, so yesterday we learned about the next
game from the creator of Assassin's Creed that's called 1666 Amsterdam. It's officially
back from the dead baby and it does look amazing. Now I'm sure you've all seen the reveal trailer
by now but if you're keen to learn more here's an exclusive gameplay feature from the team
at Panache Digital. Enjoy.
It all began with magic. In ancient times, the earliest human tribes would periodically
gather in a sacred place. One of these tribes, the Zandaris, was entrusted with an ancient
form of magic, along with the duty to pass it on to those deemed worthy to bear it. But
When this gift came at a cost, the very magic meant to elevate humanity instead corrupted
it.
Those who received it were changed, and those who bestowed it had to learn how to take it
back.
Step into the role of Noah, heir to a long line of Zanderis as she's about to become
the collector.
She will not be alone.
A choice must be made.
and the Estan by your side throughout the journey.
Together, they formed the union.
Together, they must preserve the balance of the world.
Meow.
16-16-6, Amsterdam is coming soon to PC,
but you can wishlist the game
and play the prologue on Steam after the show.
But we do still have one more great game to show you.
A open holding out for a spiritual successor
to the Mass Effect games,
which I know a thing or two about.
You need to know about Exodus,
the planet-hopping sci-fi RPG
coming to PC and consoles early next year.
Now, the dev team, Archetype Entertainment,
is made up of a bunch of ex-BioWare talent,
including Drew Carpichin,
who is the writer of the first two mass effect games
and Knights of the Old Republic.
So you know it's got the juice.
The team over in Texas have put together
an extended gameplay reveal,
led by the game's director, Chris King.
That is coming up next,
But you should stick around after for our sister show, FGS Live from Los Angeles.
Alright then. The time has come, the war has said.
Darkened Alex Morton Regan and I have been Troy Baker.
And this has been the Future Game Show Summer Showcase 2026.
Oh, nailed it!
Which means it is time for you, my dear friends, to enter the world of Exodus.
Enjoy.
So that was one of these weird...
You'll live.
It is 10-3 per second, you sick!
Love this 10-3 per second role.
Hey everyone, I'm Chris King, Game Director on Exodus.
In Exodus, you play as a traveler, venturing on dangerous missions deep into space in search
of powerful alien remnants that can save your dying homeworld.
You'll journey to deadly planets, derelict ships, and the remains of lost worlds, while
using your wits and teamwork to survive the terrifying creatures that try to stop you.
the way, you'll choose who to fight the side, who to fall for, and who to leave behind.
You play as Jew Nazlan, a lowly salvager living on the outskirts of Leiden.
This is where his story begins, alongside his awakened friend Houston.
June was orphaned from a once powerful family.
He has a unique and mysterious genetic trait that lets him interact with ancient celestial
technology, and it's this trait which might be the key to saving your home planet.
You'll be able to customize your dune as a male or female, with several options to adjust
your appearance.
At the start of the game, you'll also choose your character's initial alignment, either
a virtuous paladin or an ambitious immortal.
These choices will shape your character and change how the world responds to you.
you can get a feel for the systems, storytelling, choices, and characters that make up Exodus.
The first two companions you meet are Elise and Tom. Elise is an impatient mech pilot that loves to
blow stuff up and leans into brute force. Tom is an experienced traveler who helps teach June the
ropes. He tends to be more cautious and provides June with moral perspective. Let's join them as
they stirred a new salvage mission.
Throughout your journey, you'll team up with a diverse crew of companions, like Salt and
Awakened Octopus, you'll also meet other interesting characters, like the mysterious
CC or love voiced by Matthew McConaughey. What? Wait, howdy friend
Strange times we find ourselves in name CC or love
In this scene CC helps out June by getting a new recycler upgrade
With the new modification added let's see how we can put it to good use in combat
How you engage the enemy is up to you.
In this encounter, June has to deal with the deadly turret, along with Lycan, the leader
of the fire eaters.
He's heavily protected, and things could get out of hand quick.
Let's use this new Recycler mod to stealthily take out some enemies and make things a bit easier.
Next, let's use the Scramble Cloak to sneak up on some enemies.
This turret is protected with heavy armor. Let's toss a thruster grenade to deal massive damage.
I like telling her to do special abilities.
That's a bad bit of a trick. We now catch up to the team having made it to the salvage.
However, rival mercenaries have already staked their claim.
Gotta hand it to you. Never thought your pricks would make it this far.
Too bad you reached the end of the run.
We're just getting started! Making a pastor friend was a breeze!
I hope you're more of a challenge.
We've got control of your Tau Cannon. How's that threat challenge?
Okay, that is going to be difficult.
Jun and team have managed to push through the enemy defenses to the control room and now face a pivotal choice.
Jun, time to do your thing.
I'm in. Taking the guns offline now.
It's okay.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. This is a control room, right?
Should be a way to open the airlock doors.
Why us to put those damn works out into space in one shot?
Whoa, hold on. There could be dock workers and maintenance crew in there.
We can't just vent the air lo-
Kill them all.
Fuck that!
We're gonna lock us there to verify who's a work and who's a zealot dock worker who might just kill us on site anyway?
Kill them all.
Closie?
Tom's right.
We can't be reckless when lives are at stake.
You don't mind putting our lives at risk?
I'd rather die in a fair fight than risk killing a single innocent bystander.
Whatever.
I can use some more target practice anyway.
Let's move. We've given the Mercs too much of a head start already.
It's like fable, you're good at bed.
If you travel across the cluster, you will hear stories of those who have been affected
by time, like Tom's account of why he can never go home.
You know the strangest part of being out here?
Years have already passed on Leiden.
Exactly.
Spend a few hours on this world, a few days, a few weeks.
It's all the same for the people back home.
In between missions, you'll journey back to Persepolis, your primary hub, and a major
city on Leiden for both humans and awakened.
Good morning.
Afternoon.
Ah, I forget.
Regardless.
Nice to meet you.
You...forget?
Ah, you're doing the thing.
The elephant forgot something.
Is it better or worse if I notice enough?
Here, you'll embark on new missions, experience how your choices shape the world around you,
and meet new companions.
Looks better to stop them.
Did I help?
It rewrites celestial programming intelligently adaptively intelligently like it's alive
Your home world of Leiden is facing extinction due to a celestial virus called the rot
You'll need to travel across the centauri cluster. Oh, who that search of a
Mechanic chicks Bader's grandfather was a legendary traveler named Elijah Nath
He left Leiden to investigate the rot before disappearing decades ago
If you travel with Phaedra to a planet called Sang hoping to find some trace of his discoveries
I must thank you for this opportunity
For allowing me to be part of this
I'm pointing waiting around
Next stop saying
Sang is a rocky exoplanet covered on a sulfurous atmosphere
You'll need to traverse across the deadly terrain to discover the ancient ruins where Elijah's ship crashed
There's a pretty cool
Along with Phaedra, we've decided to bring Salt, her long range sniper rifle, and abilities
that specialize in confusing enemies.
I got a little bit of a sci-fi bono right now, I got a really lot to combat, but the
The world building seems cool and the characters seem to be cool.
Are salicyles good?
Kind of aliens?
Okay.
partnership
But they never reported anything of interest the ones that
Anyway, of course there have always been rumors in certain circles that one of the dead senior factions may have hidden caches of treasure here
I don't know I'd wager
is not funny. Oh shit. Yo sword bro! Yo, uh, just click right button. Can I go sword
all the time, bro?
The number of ghosts is not that decreasing.
This guy's got a retarded or something.
I don't think he knows what to do.
He's just walking out.
I suppose you have a gunfire that didn't hear the gunfire.
I'll be melee maxing for sure. I'll be melee maxing for sure. I'll be story mode gaming,
like with melee build.
This console has UI, bro. I may be playing on the console right now, I guess.
If you have time, please sit on a PC, bro, deadass.
This shit just looks like a beta version of Starfield, bro.
But now we can confirm that the decimiers still out here, did have a presence here.
Do you know what's generic?
June will discover ancient technologies that upgrade his gauntlet.
A powerful artifact passed down to him from his father.
Once upgraded, it unlocks new possibilities for fighting traversal and combat.
Any idea what this is?
I can't decipher it, but clearly this artifact was held in great reverence.
June, be careful.
A celestial technology can affect human bodies in non-expected ways.
This dash is a lot more like spoiler load.
Here we see June acquire an audience, a powerful new gauntlet ability that can pierce and
and destroy Bramble, a byproduct of the rot.
I think I'll wash, Lee.
After pushing Deeper into saying, they learn a shocking truth.
Vader's grandfather is still alive and guarding a terrible secret.
You were warned. I told you to turn back.
I told you there was nothing here for you but death. You've seen too much now.
Stupid, stubborn children.
Elijah has unleashed a corrupted and extremely powerful war machine on the team.
Aw, sky!
Yes, I don't like that. I like the lore of the game, but I don't know if there's a history
I feel like they're coming at me again, honestly.
Looks like some density to shoot.
We got him, Gwen.
This is not a good idea to aim on the high of the building.
We need to talk about it.
If the Construct defeated, Jun and Fedra must now confront Elijah, hoping to persuade him
to share the secrets contained in Sang.
Without this information, Lydon will be destroyed by the Rock.
This place is forbidden.
I warned you not to come here.
You threw away your legacy.
Fedra!
Elijah, please.
Oh, whatever you are afraid of.
The answer isn't your bloodshed.
I need a promise.
A solemn oath.
I cannot stop you from claiming the secrets of this world.
But my dynasty will be no part of this.
Eliza...
What are you doing?
The mass bloodline ends here, my child.
With me...
And with you.
I will take our dynasty to the grave rather than allow it to fall to the sway of Orion's bomb.
I don't want to kill you.
Drop your weapon and this doesn't have to end in bloodshed.
The mighty dynasty ends here.
Our spoilage!
He's just been a small peat into the lower world of Exodus.
We're in the final stretch of development now,
and we'll be sharing more details all the way up to launch.
In the meantime wishlist on your favorite platform now and become a travel today
See the baby I'm missing this story here the gameplay is like
You guys
But I mean, story should be a huge part of a single-thigh game, right?
I don't know, I'm looking at the RPG, you know?
Ah, shit.
So now we're in the dog shit one, right?
Where we are now, I think we've just switched to...
We've just gone to Dog Mode now.
All right, we'll just say what the fuck's going on here.
Starlight Guns
I've just seen so many trailers of games that look like this, that it's just like...
What are we like, what are we like, I don't know.
Was it even a single thing that was unique about that?
What a way to kick off the show.
That was Terminal War and this is FGS Live from LA.
and I'm Amy and over the next 30 minutes, we're going to be bringing you even more exclusive trailers, developer interviews and of course a wee sprinkling of world premiers.
Now as we travel this world together, don't forget the Steam Cage that's got a curation of all the games featured across both showcases and of course you can wish list them all right now.
Up next is an exciting reveal for Bell's fanfare, the viral sensation.
What do you mean behinds tomorrow, what how do you mean is tomorrow?
You told me it was behind today.
What is this?
Looking, whatever the fucking mode is these days.
Oh man, I can't believe how good Bell's fanfare looks.
I will be putting every notification bell under that cast.
2027 cannot come soon enough.
Next, we're off to the action-packed world of Alcahast
to take a look at the game's physics engine in action.
Headslap!
I cannot wait for that game that we just saw.
This is like a viagrae.
That leaves us in your rub.
Alcahast is bringing brutal combat to the table, and thanks to its physics-based chaos,
it's probably going to be flipping it too.
Yeah, and I think that we are just plain flipping excited about it.
Up next, let's take a sneak peek at the PC gaming show, which is upcoming very soon,
It also will contain a teaser for a game that I know you are all in correct order.
Wait, you told me Valheim today that this is a PC gaming show.
When the fuck is a PC gaming show?
Is the PC gaming show tomorrow?
My name is Mikal Kasurinen and I'm the Creative Director for Control Reson.
We hope you enjoyed this small teaser.
Tune in tomorrow for the PC gaming show for the full review.
What was that? What was that?
What was that?
The PC gaming show will be going live tomorrow on the 7th of June at these times here, meaning that is a full weekend of gaming content from us all.
How's you lucky?
Aren't you just up next with digging holes and filling them with crops and bodies?
Here's a developer interview with the minds behind the upcoming farming sim with a murder mystery twist, Grave Seasons.
My name is Emmett DeHill, I am the narrative director and co-founder at Perfect Garbage
Studios and we are creating Grave Seasons, our murder mystery farming simulator.
In Grave Seasons, you not only have to grow your farm, build your relationships, but also
figure out who the supernatural serial killer in town is going to target next.
And as you play through, as you learn this killer's patterns, a hero comes to the end,
and as you start again, a different secret attack serial killer will be active at the
start of the game.
We essentially have a campaign for each killer, so they're fully scripted, fully unique story
lines.
It's a limited pool, but each time you start a new year in Ashenbridge, we ask you to sort
of re-enter town, and a different killer will be active.
We do want dating environments to be really well integrated into the world, so you potentially
could end up romancing the killer who's active but as you romance you'll learn more and more about
these characters delve into their backstories and if you're romancing the killer that's saying
that his romance storyline will be different and if you've romanced them when they are not the killer
this is not a guys game your task is not necessarily to catch them you're not a cop you're not an arc
really your job is to protect who's next if you want to so you can craft an orange and find
different ways of protecting the next potential victim from the killer if that's what you want to
do. Or if you want to just watch chaos. You know the books I read, but that's all about romance and
shit. So we can't say exactly how many killers there are right now, but what I'll say is that we
do track and understand how much chaos you've sewn in town. The game is paying attention to the
choices you make or don't make, and the world changes as a result of those choices. I'm truly
most excited for the first moment that a player decides to investigate a crime scene, or to poke
at the after effects of a murder. I think that that's the moment that really sets gross seasons
apart and makes it clear that this is both a cozy game and also a horror game at the same time.
And that moment of discovery and falling into a trap leads to something that I'm really excited
for players to get to experience. Again, you aren't playing a cop or really an authority figure
you're in this game. So all you can do is follow clues and investigate these leads as
you find them. As the killer is outside of motor scenes and outside of these attack scenes,
whether you've planned or not, things will change in the world and PCM's homes will
change. The potential victim's homes will change. There might be different leads that
will draw you to different spaces in town. Our writing team are huge horror fans and
so we're always going to try and sneak in little references and little hints for folks
of a keen eye out for that kind of thing. In-game, I will say that between playthroughs, there might be
little secrets that you can uncover as you play more and more in Asher and Ritchie's World 2.
If you love the interpersonal dynamics of older farming sims like Harvest Moon, but you also love
deeply written and sort of heartfelt character stories, you'll love Grave Seasons. We really
want people to get into the sims character's world. I will say we have a demo coming soon,
Can't see the exact date yet, but keep an eye out for that.
Grave Seasons is coming to PC, Xbox, Nintendo Switch, and PlayStation.
The whole thing is about dialogue and romance.
Check this out.
It's like every one of these games, my wife would love this.
She'd be like, hell yeah, dude.
It's a game where you're like five guys and you're going to pick the one to date.
And it's just dialogue.
Thanks so much to the team at Grave Seasons for giving us that terrifying piece of-
And murder mystery.
At their scary-
With Cody Farming.
Up next, I think it's time for our first world premiere, right?
Take a look.
Is this live? How are they teleporting?
I thought they said that was live.
It looks like Mega Man, but I think it is.
Team in Mega Man.
Gemini.
G-Gemini X.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
The nephariatus is definitely evolving.
Mega Man fans, the world over are going to be rejoicing with the reveal there of Gemini X.
I mean, it's got robots, it's got sci-fi action, and it is slick and stylish to boot.
While we cool down from the LA Sun and that spicy world premiere,
here's some back-to-back trailers for amazing games that are heading your way very soon.
Hi, I'm Nori, and you are T-Subject T33-T0.
I'm going to call you Titoes.
Together, we're going to take a warfake from a bunch of nasty shadows, and we're going
to save my lost baby Michaels.
Your perfect design allows you to absorb the essence of everyday objects, giving you super
cool powers.
You'll need to look cute as you keep going and you can even bring a friend to help if you want.
You in?
Nope. Nope.
Oh shit, it's portal bro.
That's kind of different if you move around.
That was VED Recure, Tito and Paradoxical for you to chew on, and they're all available
to wishlist right now.
Now speaking of mouthfuls, our next game puts you in the rather horrible position of being
a dentist performing operations on monstrous sharks.
Sharks who might not be that pleased about having their teeth pulled I might add.
This is sharp dentist
oh you got a timer oh shit the fuck oh my fucking god Jesus fucking
Oof, as they say, a harpoon a day keeps the sharks in your dentist's office away.
No one says that.
Fair enough.
Shark dentist is coming soon, so wishlist it right now if you like the look of it.
Now from tooth to horrible truth now, and that is that the orcs in our next game, well
they're flat out broke.
This is Don't Kill Them All.
the
the
the
the
the
the
Is that gameplay or was that a search?
Dirty, smelly and desperate to kill.
Surely these orcs have got some competition with Jules.
You can wishlist, don't kill them all right now,
and there's also a free demo on Steam.
Thank you, Amy, for those powerfully hurtful words.
But thankfully, though, I can scrub that insult from my mind
with our next game, because it's time to chat
the developers behind the one and only Power Wash Simulator 2.
Ooh.
PowerWash Simulator 1 exceeded expectations, we're really, really happy with the reception
that it got and let us make a sequel as well. PowerWash Simulator 2 and what we're looking
to do at the moment is expand that further. So we've got a lot of amazing paid DLC coming
out with incredible collaborations. We're also going to be releasing free jobs alongside
those to expand the story of PowerWash Simulator itself and the universe that it is within.
So in Power Wash 1 we had these free jobs called the Muckinum Files and these were all
contained within the town of Muckinum. In Power Wash 2, now that we're covering the whole
county, we were calling the bonus jobs the Caldera Chronicles. So with the Caldera Chronicles,
the first job that we've already released, which is a free job, is the Miniature Village,
which sort of plays on the idea of you being a giant in a very small town. The next one
we're going to be releasing soon is the Bowling Alley, which is set in the 1980s. It's kind
been frozen in time after the event tied to the main story occurred and all the decor
and we've also added a few interesting little things in there to play with the physics of the
game so there's also a bowling alley that you can interact with using your power washer
push the bowling ball down the lane trying to lock the skittles down if you were to do that
successfully you can get a little celebratory video on the 80s style tv in the room as well
the next job after that will be a bouncing castle and here you will be able to jump higher than
usual world-bouncing round to get this hard to reach.
Wow, wow.
Power Simulator 2 is out now on Steam, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series, XMS and Switch 2.
The miniature village is out now and the bowling alley and the fancy castle will be coming later this year.
But you're the paying money to do that.
Of course, Moe did another bowling.
Which are coming our way very soon.
I tell you what, you've got tiny model villages, old bowling alleys.
If you chuck a few swans in there, you gotta make us a hot buzz too, right?
Yeah, but anyway, I think it's now time for our next world premiere.
Whoa, okay.
That's Lucas by the book.
I heard you, Dave.
I think I heard you.
I heard you, I heard you.
Go, go, go!
No way, baby!
Oh, no!
Not hiding. Can we go now?
Frank Slav.
Expenderbots is an upcoming extraction title with a cool twist of the fact that your little robot has a tiny 3-printer built onto their backs, meaning they can craft as they go.
What's not to love?
Being cursed.
Sorry, what?
You said what's not to love, and I think being cursed would significantly suck the joy out of life.
Well, that's actually not entirely true because our next game, Cursed Mark,
is all about being cursed, and it looks bloody fun as well. Check it out!
Whoa, whoa!
Yo, this looks like, um...
It looks like, uh, what do you call it?
With near infinite ways to tweak your build and customize your layout,
23, no, no, no, no, what's that other game?
What's that Chinese one?
And it comes to early access on June the 8th.
Indeed, it does. Now, our next game is a little strange, but...
Medicraft.
pretty literal sense here because Barbarian Saga, the Beastmaster, is all about using
the power of animals to overcome huge challenges. Take a look.
That looks sick!
So, am I the only game you play on like new grounds or some shit?
Yeah, it looks like some sort of flash game fan.
Yeah, I like the Ascot.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, it looks like it's kind of scuffed and janky and not that good.
Barbarian Saga the Beastmaster is coming to PC, Xbox consoles, Nintendo Switch, and PlayStation on September the 9th.
So wishlist it now.
Next up, we're about to take a deep dive
into the aquatic horror title Dark Mass,
who have got a very special announcement for us all.
This place has been buried for centuries.
I told you if I had hair it would be a good idea to take a look at the
I'll tell you, if I had hair it'll be standing on end right now because that looks horrifying
and you can pre-order the physical edition of Dark Mask for PS5 right now.
From hairless friends then to furry friends, in Witchspire you play as a magical being
who contain and befriend enchanting creatures and then take them into battle with you.
Take a look.
For centuries our worlds were held together, found by ancient witchspires and those who
protected them. But something has broken.
Great corruption is spreading. The fate of the ones is in your hands.
The time has come to choose a weapon. Together, we will stop this darkness.
The fuck was that, bro? The fuck was that? How did that make your things look so generic
now? Which fire is casting all the right spells
on us and I would not be surprised to see it magic itself into your wishes by the end
this show. And speaking of magic, let's continue to pull another banger out of our hats now,
and trust me, this is a doozy. Here is a developer interview with the awesome looking Rayman Legends
retold. They are docile enough to ride now. Best make haste. I don't know. How long do these
calming biscuits work for? Here, we take some extra. As I said, make haste. Rayman Legends retold is a
a non-bicious remake of a cult game released in 2013,
Rehman Legends, and it's expanded with new gameplays,
new levels, new story.
I think it will be for new fans a starting point.
You discover Rehman for the very first time
with voice acting, with storytelling,
with a bit more stakes, with a villain for fans.
I think it's more of a canon version of the world of Rehman
that you will rediscover,
and it will serve as a basis for the future.
So I think that it could serve both for a new audience
and a returning Raman fans.
The early conversation we had was what's the best way
to bring back the franchise with the best possible team
because we did not have a team anymore.
Many of the people either left the company
when another project, some of them are still part
of the party and we don't get any role too at the moment.
So part of the thing was, how can we rebuild a team
capable of making Raman games again?
Really quickly, we also define what could make
Raman Legends a better game if we reinvent it
in terms of flow, modernization, et cetera.
And also, we define really early that we want
in new content, that because it's a game that not
30 years old or 20 years old, like some older remakes,
and that's how it led us naturally to a more musical level
because they were cool and we made brand new ones.
A new entire world, all of that, with a new agreement
to have more of the platforming that people loved,
a new brand new level in the norm of gameplay.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
You know, in Re-man, there's always been
some sort of elements, like the mosquito level in origin.
So quickly, we thought that the dragon,
obviously medieval films, castles, dragons,
they were playing a big part in legends,
but always kicking your ass.
So we thought, okay, now let's reverse that.
And we will use the dragon to kick people ass.
A bit I would say,
from the dragon star Fox side.
So I'm in an exciting ride.
I do barrel rolls, I shoot fireballs,
but I'm gonna blow up stuff.
Really quite simple gameplay in a way,
but ambitious realization on top.
The intention of the Sixth World,
it came from a wheel also to have a new tonality
and a new side scroll gameplay.
that were a bit on the more difficult side.
And then, as we're thinking about the new narration,
it's essentially introducing a new villain for the IP
that so it led us to the theme of corruption,
that villain that you will see in the trailer.
And that guy basically is corrupting all the bosses,
but also has took entire control of the world of the dead.
And so basically to kick his ass,
you need to go into the world of the dead
and to survive there,
you will use that new ability,
the power of light to face enemies and obstacles.
And it's more of a really cool platforming game player from Legends in brand new levels.
Because they are brand new levels, we can play more with 3D.
It's a very strong co-op game.
It was one of the very strong pillars of Legends we maintain is the 4 player co-op.
And I think it's even better optimized for 2 player co-ops.
It's super super cool to play with kids or your boyfriend or girlfriend.
I think he's a very solid offer.
Wait, what? We're gonna have a go for it now?
And then on to the Aztec to have everybody playing it and trying it out.
That ain't the Squirt Boys on the play.
I need a boyfriend to play it for me.
I tell you, this game sparks so much joy that I might actually self-combust.
I didn't think it was possible for me to love Rayman Legends anymore, but there we are.
Remake one of my favourite games ever, with new content and levels.
It looks so good.
And up next we have the sequel to the outstanding Hellcard, unsurprisingly titled Hellcard 2.
He needs rebellion.
A queen censored child is to convey her regards.
To cut the whole ordeal short.
To dispel his delusions of grandeur.
To crush the betrayer.
And yet, the Lord still has an ace of his sleeve.
Deal with it.
Or perish.
Hellcat, bro.
I absolutely love the fact that the positioning of your party is as important as the attacks
and spells that you use there.
Same, and that like folded paper aesthetic?
Yes please.
And I tell you what, you're going to be saying yes please to all of these back to back trailers
that we're going to show you right now.
It's too great a trailer, we gotta add much more.
Can't pull.
Huh?
Oh
Dude that game
A new twitch integration update!
Oh my goodness save the buttons!
And the best part is, you can check out these updates during Steam Next Best!
Ooh! We did it! Thanks for watching!
I've been...
...shouldn't be not to come look for it.
Holy fuck.
You in there?
But I've never been good at following rules.
The vice... doesn't feel right, these guys.
Welcome to this event.
Take a while.
I suggest you stay out of this.
That was a pulse, the rabbit hole and dim haven the lost source and you can wishlist them
all right now.
What's coming up?
Next we have a brand new trailer for a game that is taking the world by storm with rave
reviews from fans and critics alike.
This is Blackjacket.
Wait, what? Take them all by storm?
You guys heard this?
Show me what you can do.
Cretan Snake, you never measure up!
I got fun cards. Let's play!
You fine?
Why do you keep coming back?
Nothing good lasts.
Take the coins. You've earned them.
What is this? This is...
Eh, I did it. What the fuck?
Poker? I hardly know her.
Well, firstly, it's Blackjack, and secondly, I'm playing in HR.
You are such a grass, honestly.
Blackjack is out now on PS5, PC, Xbox consoles, and Nintendo Switch.
Indeed it is. Now you might have noticed this rather fashionable t-shirt that I'm wearing and thought to yourselves
Oh, why is he wearing that? Well, I'd love to say it's because I'm a slave to fashion and just love wearing dark clothing
on one of the sunniest days here ever in LA
But it's actually because it pertains to the final game of our showcase and our next world premiere. Whoa!
Before we see what that could be we just want to extend a massive
Thank you to everyone who took part in the summer showcase and live from LA to all of you at home for watching and the team that made this happen
Indeed indeed and if you go over to steam and type in future game show you can see all of the titles that we've had across both showcases
And why not show the devs some love and wish list them
Jewels and we'll see you in cologne in August for our run of shows at gamescom
What is it?
I think we'll let them kill us.
Nice. Oh, shit.
Dude, they got Twitch in it!
No more.
If you really want to get killed, you're gonna have to kill me.
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna get you, you son of a...
Well, this is getting so fair.
What's this getting so fair?
Huh?
Ah!
Is that the guy in my kid's ugly flame?
We're gonna see if I can run around like for two seconds and then he's just getting repeatedly hit by a puppet.
What?
What's that, dude? Like legit.
Not even get to see the title of it. It like popped up for a micro second and then turned off
Like what dude that was there?
God damn. Oh, yeah future game show
Yeah, I'm looking forward to the balance. It's PC game show so we've watched the wrong one check
It turns out we're watching the wrong one. It's actually PC game show, which is tomorrow.
Why'd you guys tell me bell I was on today? Bro, I got baited. I mean, how am I kidding?
I would have watched this anyway. I would have watched this anyway. Bell I will be
also making appearances at the PC gaming show. Oh my, we first revealed back in 2020,
what could be in store for us now I mean this is gonna Sunday June 7th okay
well there you go June 7th oh my god so it's tomorrow boys the valheim
announcements are tomorrow on this Xbox tomorrow as well dude oh my fucking god
oh my fucking god dude wait is that they don't have a lap to lay one day
Ah shit, bro. Shit. We got... Okay, Xbox Showcase.
Um... Um, and then PC Gaming Show.
I'm gonna put that in the pad so I don't forget.
to do that. Ah, boys, boys. Today was a day. I'm dead in the game. Um, I'm dead in the
game and I won't be able to make any significant progression. I have a plan for what I'm doing
in Pee Wee 2. We are going to be popping off. Uh, we had a hard day. Worked today. Hard
day. Worked today. I had to do a lot of reacts. I did a lot of reacts. Real hard day today.
So we, you know, we're good to get that done. Um, there's a non-zero chance I'll do a
I streamed like 12 hours yesterday. I was supposed to go to a birthday party with my kids and I had to skip it
Because of how much work I did yesterday, okay?
And we got one there. I need I need to go. I mean, you know, I'm dead in the video game anyway, Jets
It's not like I'm dead. I was obviously I was planning on killing Arbiter today
The the script for today was to kill Arbiter
so
We need to make a new character pop off on that character and we're gonna come up on the new guy
So get your poke change ready for that new character that will be starting
Tomorrow although it will be also Xbox showcase tomorrow, and it will also be the PC gaming show tomorrow
So holy guacamole, it's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be crazy
Update your
Let me get this little bitch, what's this guy, what do you guys think, Bainy Beta?
Not a Bainy Beta!
What the heck?
Okay, you get to live then, bro, you get to live.
Here we go guys.
Thank you for watching today.
I'm sorry I suck at video games and died like a little bitch.
My bad.
Tomorrow. Tomorrow, boys, tomorrow.
Their English is great, don't even have an accent while.
I can just appreciate that I am a coon.
I am masturbating to those massive anime tits.
I can just appreciate big tits.
I know some joke every tits.
Massive anime tits.
Massive anime tits.
Massive anime tits.
I am a coon.
Hey, Google, what is a Kumar?
On the website definitions.net they say, Kumar is a Hindu title, a given name, middle name,
or a family name found in India, but not specific to any caste or community.
There's a generic title which variously means son, a white friend's chaste.
What is that going to do with massive anime titties?
Yo, why the heck are you guys still here, bro?
Go!
Get out of here!
Get out of here!
I was on the toilet!