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with it.
So, I am going to put a little bit of water in here.
me.
Ah
What is it?
There's that awful noise man, there's an awful noise in my system right now.
it won't go away it won't go away oh god that's annoying
Quimbanana
I don't know what it could be oh no kiss I'm just gonna ignore it
yo what the fuck is this twitch?
for real, what is this?
is it that we don't get more control?
is it that we don't get more control?
I'll leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
I'll leave it on.
You guys can't hear it, it's just driving me insane.
You guys don't know what I'm feeling right now, but you're going to know what I can hear.
I don't know why it started.
I don't know why it started or what's going on.
It's in my walls.
They made a movie about tongue tacos.
Yo, that's us again.
Now I've made a living out of misbehavior.
I see no tangible reason to stop now.
What's that first, Taylor's English?
Don't you sometimes want to misbehave?
My story.
What's that?
Lots of fucking shit on him.
Perhaps a tale of revenge?
Or perhaps something worse?
What if all this is a ghost story?
Or maybe I'm just another day drunk?
You...
don't...
belong here or don't belong anywhere
you thought i was fucking done
i'm done when i say i'm done
This looks like budget ass.
Let's up with the audio as well, I don't know, yeah I don't-
What could it be, what could it be, why are you, why, how am I introduced to love?
Where did it come from, where did it go, what did I, Joe?
Oh, I'm going insane. Yeah. My good point. Okay. So imagine you can hear like a constant
lobe. Wait, can you hear it? Wait, you bet you got some noise going through that. You
actually maybe can hear it. You actually can't maybe can't hear it. Yo, there you go. Now
you're welcome. Welcome to my world. Welcome to my world, Twitch chat. Can you hear it?
Can you do it?
Give me one second.
I found it!
I found it!
I found it!
One second, Jack. I've got the missile on you on Twitch.
One second.
Ah!
What?
Don't question it.
I hate analog.
Audio, I mean everything's analog at some point, right, because you obviously have to,
the issue is this right, so, oh my god, okay, this is the reason.
So, check, right, like a microphone, what is a microphone?
It's vibrations, translated into a waveform that's a signal that we use to hear things,
right?
Okay, so, the issue is this, get the raw dog analog input, right, and you need to get
this from A to B.
In order to do that, you've got to basically boost gain.
You've got to increase the sensitivity of the SID
instrumental microphone, which is picking up the sound.
So you've got stuff like cloud lifters.
You've got a preamp, which is all adding gain, which is
going down a fucking wire, which has a fucking field.
There's a field around the wire that comes out of the wire.
and what can happen is, I can put my cell phone, right?
Which is, right, listen.
Hi Fred.
I can put my cell phone and I can add noise
because this basically it's sensitive
and I'm getting into that fucking,
how does that litter magnetic field?
It's some fucking bullshit where it's out of the wire.
So anyway, what you wanna do is you wanna digitize
This ASAP right because once it's digitized you can't add more extra extra noise
You want to have all the gain as early in it as you possibly can and then digitize it ASAP
So that once it's digitized. Well, this doesn't matter. It go past like a power plant
It's it's just there's and once at that point. You're good to go. It won't there'll be no noise added because you no longer analog
Okay, and the issue is this right?
this cable on this microphone has to come down here along my desk all the way
around and then down under a bunch of computers into an audio interface and
like there's all these little fucking good you plug in the Google home on the
other side of the fucking room and it adds buzz it adds buzz you you move
your cell phone 30 centimeters up it adds buzz you get a new peripheral you put it on your disk
adds buzz these little these little bits of interference that are picked up by the uh
bottom of the electromagnetic field i don't know if they're using the right words yet it's a field
what is the field around it audio cable i don't know let's find out brook
look. Yo, what's the fucking field outside of a fucking audio cable that gets interference
when you put like other like in a pack of shit. That's the electromagnetic. Fuck man.
I'm just that's the I just know I know shit, bro. I'm telling you this is exactly what's
happening by the way. I know shit, bro. I didn't want to be I don't want to be I was
about 80% confident there, but it wasn't 100% confident, fuck. Anyway, that's what
pisses me off. It's like, this is my last, because I've basically been going
through and replacing all my microphones with basically, with devices that have
little microphones built into them and then it immediately digitizes. What I
need to do is get some sort of equivalent for SM7B, because there is, there
There is some weird shit you can get now.
Hackable devices.
Well no, you just want to not have that, you just don't want the noise, bro.
You just don't want the noise, right, the cable and foil.
I think it's that simple, bro.
The, oh, so these cables are like, these are like gold-standard, ultra-protected.
They have like a cable that goes through and then a cable that goes back that verifies
the signal and then cancels out the noise.
The technology in this cable is insane.
It's just not insane enough.
They're like gold plated.
It's Mogami.
They're like the most expensive XLRs you can buy.
That's actually snaggle cables, but that one, no, they're like, they, they, they, well,
you know what's cool about them?
So they're the ones that I've got our ultra rated like 10 year warranty, like run, you
can basically put it on the floor of a concert and everyone can be jumping on the cable and
it won't break.
Yeah, you tape it down obviously.
You tape the cable.
the cables type down.
No, it's a luxury bro.
They don't go into it. Did you buy the right?
It doesn't touch the ground bro.
I don't care about this.
Alright, hey, welcome to Connect!
What a wild time to be building.
And the centerpiece of our vision for what we're building is MUSE.
This is the personal agent that we shipped a few weeks ago that is already helping millions
of people with all kinds of different things.
And in the coming years, I expect that MUSE is going to grow into the personal super
intelligence that billions of people around the world are going to use to
accomplish their goals and improve their lives. The basic architecture gives
every Muse its own private and secure computer. The Muse secure VM is
extremely advanced and is ahead of anyone else in the industry. The Muse
Spark model is trained specifically to excel as a personal agent. There are so
many fun and novel parts of this experience from the ability to set your
goals, to having Muse share its own ideas for how it can help you, to having it research
and generate its own custom feed for you, to that jolly and completely customizable character
and personality.
All right, switching gears a bit.
Given how personal Muse and the content on your glasses is, we designed state-of-the-art
Privacy and security into all these systems from the beginning. We built the muse secure VM
Hey, what is he on about? Is it made of like the least? Oh
My god, bro. There's noise man. I moved the desk down by like once an immigrant instantly get fun
Crazy noise, bro. Oh my I'm going insane. Yeah, whatever
Yeah, that's allable for chat check and actually hear that if you especially if you hit the shitty audio
Enhance the thing on you would hear that as well
All right Facebook you basically sign your soul away whenever you use any of their products or any of their services
Anything meta is like yeah, your baby your first born is basically given to meta. So this is just funny keep your information
on your own secure virtual machine, and soon we are also going to release the Muse Confidential VM
so that even Meta won't be able to see that information. We've built several leading privacy features
for glasses from the beginning as well, including the light that turns on any time that you save,
save, you take and save a photo or a video,
and it disables capturing images and videos
if the light gets tampered with.
And now we are taking the next step,
and we are building private processing for glasses.
So this will soon allow you to use certain AI features
inside a secure server where nobody, including Meta,
can have access to your data.
And this is built on the same technology
that we use to keep the AI experiences inside WhatsApp
private.
So we're going to start rolling this out soon
for features like live translations
that people are already using to translate
entire sensitive conversations.
And then we'll progressively roll it out to more and more
features after that.
One of the things that people love about metaglasses
is the audio.
So last year, we took the first step
and released Conversation Focus, which
lets anyone use their glasses to amplify the voice of the person
they're talking to in a noisy environment.
We got a lot of great feedback on that.
So now, I am really proud that we are releasing something
that goes much further.
Hearing enhancement turns their glasses
into an FDA-cleared, over-the-counter hearing aid
that can compensate for perceived mild to moderate hearing loss.
Wow!
That's a useful vision.
That's a useful vision.
That's a useful vision.
That is useful for people going deaf.
Could you just wear glasses and put some bullshit ear thing on?
I'd rather just wear glasses and have that fucking ear thing in.
Fuck that.
And as we tested this out, it became really clear that this had the potential to be life-changing
for a lot of people.
All right, so now instead of spending thousands of dollars on a hearing aid, people can just
add the hearing enhancement option to metaglasses for a fraction of the price.
You don't need to visit a clinic or go through the whole process.
We just take a guided assessment using our glasses in the app, and then you can get your
amplification tune to your specific hearing loss.
So we thought about this, and we worked on it for a while, and we realized that we could
actually design a whole new category of glasses around us.
Audio glasses.
What are the glasses?
Without cameras, this opens up a lot of new design possibilities.
They can look like any other glasses.
You can make them much more...
Maybe it's a duck's face, but they don't like no glasses to me.
look like any other.
They, they just, there's not, like, there's just like, I guess there's Zucks first, I
think it's all the reptilian memes.
It's all the reptilian memes, it's like, you know, I just maybe just break to my fucking
perception of like, I can't just like view him in an unbiased light, but just looks like
they aren't like regular glasses.
glasses. You can make them much lighter and slimmer. They have the longest battery of
any of our glasses. They're going to last for a full day of use, whether that's using
music throughout the day or listening to music or making calls. Audio glasses not only let
us shift the... I was there at the club with this day, the Bose glasses a long time ago.
I got them through my phone and they're actually pretty useful. The issue is that it's a really
any day the shit and the mics are bad. But I was using them on a clear day. Bro, I could
go for a walk and I could be on Discord with the boys, yapping away, yapping away on Discord
and it was like nothing. It was like dude, I don't even know who hits it on, I'm just
walking around with glasses. And what was the biggest debuff, Jack? What was the biggest
debuff? Because you would never guess. You would never guess what the biggest debuff
of this is. No, I used it at least, I mean I used them at least 50 times. Not the
battery, not the sunlight. No one would guess it actually. I've told people in
chat before once, so someone in chat knows. And people who use the glasses will know.
The issues of wearing the glasses and telling people on those glasses.
No one's getting it. No one's getting it. Do any of you guys use any of the glasses?
Yeah, ah, someone kind of got it. People think you're talking to them. The issue is this.
People don't realize you're in a conversation with people because they don't see that you were in a headset.
So then they start having full combos with you, thinking that you're not on a Discord call.
So and I kept happening and I keep it look I'm on the disco car now
But you're sitting there like you just like sitting there bro. We did glasses, bro like
I'm on a disco car now bro
Can't you see I'm on a disco car now, but like a kind of a kind of you right now, bro
like this a little burst hope and
That's the issue that's the issue
What where is that never happens if you're looking around with some of these on
bro, I
No one talked to you not one person not even the person you can just go out to a cashier
Just get them the card. You don't have to do anything now. I will usually do this. I'm actually that's I'm pretty polite
I'll do one ear. Oh, you guys can see I'll do one ear out
like this
Hey, I'll still be on discord. I'm like, yeah, yeah, Chibro Chibro Chibro and then no
There is my that's a level of blindness. I'm yeah, even just a random catch. You'll do that
You know one out, but yes, that's the biggest debuff that you won't realize they actually on a clear day
When it's like not windy
They're actually amazing and it's so convenient
Now mate, this was like five years ago four years ago. This is like one of the Bose glasses came out. So
The technology is probably better. Maybe the better on a windy day
Maybe, maybe, but it is kind of crazy, bro.
You can be talking and listening to music and it's like shot through like a, I don't
know, some sort of sniper, it's shot through like a little sniper speaker.
Cunts can't hear it, they can't hear it, they can't hear it.
It's like, it's like some magic shit.
People around you can't hear it.
They can, if they come right up to you and then put the air up, they could probably hear
something, but I'm talking like, it's real quiet.
It's like the same level of if someone's got a pair of headphones on if you you know if you're in a really strong room and you came right up to them you could probably hear what they're listening to but it's it's it's crazy it's not I don't know I don't think it's induction I think they just straight up shoot like shotguns down in your ear
Nothing goes in your ears. Nothing goes in your ears. I don't know I think it just shoots in there.
I don't know, to be honest, I've never lived in technology.
I just know it's crazy because you can hear people,
and people can't hear it really well at all.
Thinest pair of Ray-Ban Metas that we have ever shipped.
We've also been able to refactor the electronics
to support new styles like the iconic Ray-Ban Clubmaster.
What? Is that iconic? I don't know.
So we've been working with our partners at SLR Luxotica to design the right pair of glasses
for everyone.
And beyond audio glasses, today we are also updating our entire lineup with Ray-Ban Meta
Gen 3.
Yeah, will you play your products?
They were done at Namba.
That's it.
So we've slimmed down the frame and temples further.
We added adjustable temple tips to make them more comfortable for a range of faces.
We've also added a whole lot more technology to these.
The battery keeps getting better.
There are new capture modes.
One feature that I think is just magical to experience is the Dolby Atmos spatial audio
capture.
They go, okay, dude, okay, dude, dude, they slept,
I'll double the ant-ness on anything nowadays.
Look, it's 8.1 surround sound, bro, okay,
it's on your glasses.
And you go, okay, there's eight little speakers in there,
bro, there's eight little speakers in there.
You know, you can now, you can capture a video
and when you play it back, the audio sounds
like it is coming from wherever in the room
those original sounds were.
And it really makes you feel like you're there again.
Unfortunately, it's very hard to kind of demo this type of thing in a room like this, but
you'll all get a chance to check it out later after this.
Microphones also got an update.
There are now six microphones that can capture your voice.
That's cool, but it's kind of crazy.
But it's cool.
But it's kind of crazy.
There's six microphones in your glasses that otherwise we'd be listening to now, motherfucker.
They can't process that much data, Jett.
They can't.
It's not possible.
I mean, now, sure.
OK, as some sort of, you know, the government
could turn your glasses on without your permission,
though, if they specifically thought you were a terrorist
or something, and then they'd just make up the reason
that you were a terrorist.
We are also adding two more iconic models to the family,
including, for the first time, the iconic aviator.
And Zina and to celebrate the 90th anniversary of aviator
We were actually shipping a limited launch edition with the classic vintage look
When I remember these two circles there, bro, I must admit when the fuck are we getting high quality really good
Open source classes like this that aren't tied to like yeah, you can only post to Instagram
You can only post
To Facebook you want a live stream? Yeah, that's Facebook live, bro
Yeah, I want I want one that's just the hardware and we can just have that shit going through some Linux
Software that goes straight to like a sRT like connection and then you just go to twitch
Like I want to have like a FPV
Like I want to get the wear pair of glasses and it's like good quality with good audio.
Bang.
You know?
Like first person view?
Yeah, FPV.
Not a drone.
I don't want a drone.
I want it on my face.
This June, we launched our first line of metaglasses that we designed with dozens of different combinations
of colors and styles.
Today we are going to expand this line up to 51 different style combinations, including
for the first time ever you are going to be able to get the adventurer style starting
at just 249.
So this is one of our most popular styles of metaglasses and we have been really hard
at work to make this accessible to a lot more people, so I think that this is going to be
a big deal. Alright, there are also two new frame shapes. We got Capri, it is a stylish
cat eye, and we've got Nova, which is a classical Pantos.
Is it a Flan? Like, yo, we spam a ton of different, like, because they had it before, everyone
kind of had the same pair of glasses. It's like, yo, we spam a bunch of different designs
and they can't, like, if our glasses look like all the glasses, how are you going to
say they're the curved glasses? You know what I'm saying? If they look like all the different
glasses
And everyone you should see that fucking reddit post that verb send me
She did this in a reddit post the other day. It was just like
It was like onto NPCs. Honestly, I don't know how to describe it else. I sort of like but yeah
Perfect glasses meta launches designers my glasses in NZ
The biggest losers, you know, about to spend big
and be prepared to catch hands prepare to catch because I'm gonna beat them up
because I don't like those good prepare to catch hands I'm a bit of a
technology guy so these guys are pretty cool and then a dude from a gardening
maintenance company just carrying them to my place with these on and you had to
start recording me at the house felt a bit sus to be honest blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah.
Okay, he basically going on like this.
I just don't feel like an army of none acquainted.
He had trigger camera fiends, walking around society recording continuously, and push it
for us.
Fuck that.
Don't forget anything recorded straight to the AI as well.
Blah blah blah blah blah.
That just, that just, it's a bunch of people just talking big like, I don't have to tell
I
Did train sunglasses wafer isn't like it could be very unfashionable for a while
Isn't fuck bugged in enough to damage the site. I like these real people. I
Can't tell like are these real people I
Was an SF when the Google debut they Google glass
I lost camera just bought two in a John's game baseball and the nosebleeds when a
10-year-plus person group of Google employees turned up wearing glass the
entire section instead of chatting glass holes glass holes well there you go
dude suddenly a lot of people wearing glasses at the same floor on the beach
okay at least that's a little bit yeah creepy yeah ellipsis imagine ellipsis
BANG THE SHIT!
I don't get it!
Why is...
Okay, so we're all just anti-glasses now
that are actually useful.
Like, okay, what about...
I don't get it.
What about the people who are deaf
who don't want to wear those stupid air inserts
that give you like, air invictions all the time?
What about those guys
who are just like, hey, there's a pair of glasses
that can put on just instantly so...
What about people that have vision issues?
What about people that are like partially blind?
Well they can see a little bit, they can't see much, and they can just hold the glasses
up and they'll just read out what the glasses are looking at, right?
What are you talking about?
There's so many useful, like what about all these various useful use cases that you could
have for a pair of smug glasses that aren't perverted?
So many people, pretty much everyone gets fucking hearing issues and vision issues when they get older, by the way, chat.
So this is the issue, right?
Yes.
Creeps will use it.
But guess what?
Creeps will use any sort of fucking camera to creepily record people.
You can buy pens which have cameras in them, bro.
Pins. You can buy camera pens. You can buy little things you clip onto your jacket
which you can't see and it's not mainstream, bro. You won't like know
that's there. It's just a weird thing they've gone on. They're actually
recording you in HD 4k, 60fps. Okay, you won't have a clue because it's some weird
thing made in China they bought from some Amazon fucking retailer. Okay. What I'm
I'm saying it, oh I've researched, okay do you want to know what I've researched?
I've researched a bunch of cameras, okay and I've researched various form factor cameras
to try to do different live streams with.
I'm looking from a live streaming point of view, okay?
What I'm saying is at least with the midi-glasses, like, okay, 90% of people owning midi-glasses
are not perverts, right?
And there's useful use cases.
So like, it's stupid like, oh let's everyone, oh this new technology is bad because technically
Some bad people could hijack it and then use it for bad. Yeah, well guess what pedophiles can use cars, bro
To fucking get go to kids houses. So are we gonna ban fucking cars?
Which it's so retarded did they can use it to stalk people they can use car
They can get tinted windows and shit and they could stalk people in their cars
They can do all sorts of weird creepy shit in their fucking cars
They could jack off in that car's you're outside of fucking schools and shit. I don't know they think about all the way
Shit, you know, are you gonna ban cars? You're gonna ban cars. It's stupid as fuck
What I'm saying is the glasses have tons of use cases that aren't creepy
The complete majority of use cases of these glasses aren't creepy, bro
So why is everyone gonna be? Oh
Oh
That's that perfect glasses and everyone who uses them as a perfect
He's dumb as hell
Another guy bands everything in his pants. Yes. He say what I've been since time that for day, bro
It's just weekly head and that I'm basically you could your gaslighting. I'm timing you out
Get timed out little bro. Get timed out. This isn't a storm man
This is not a straw man. So
It's a direct comparison what I'm saying. Okay, what my key your argument is well
Pervs can use glasses and my argument is well Pervs can use a bunch of technologies to make them better perverts to multiply their ability to be a pervert
Get did you know that?
Did you know that's possible? So then what are you gonna stop a technology and everyone's gonna make it like socially get really angry at this one technology?
because perverts can use it now, but perverts can use so many technologies that you use that you think that's okay.
I'm saying you're being hypocritical. That's what I'm saying. It's not a straw man.
It's not a straw man. I'm saying you have some consistency in your arguments.
Okay, I would agree with you if the technology was...
It had it had one use case and that was okay. It's okay. Okay. I would agree with you if
There was like at someone was selling a truck like Mark Zuckerberg was actually like called Mark
Poopyberg right and he's like the ultimate like creep guy and he's selling a product and it's like this toilet can
It'll go into any toilet and it can only be used in toilets and it just video tapes people's toilets with full audio and video
And it's got a self-cleaning lens which when the poopy poopies get on it. It gets you a nice clean frame of view
But you get a first point of view first and whether you have any and it's even got a light on this dude
So when they're sitting on the toilet lights up so you get a good thing and just also got infrared scan
And it's but you can't you try to take this out of a toilet. It doesn't work specifically designed for these toilet brands
Plug and play but auto charges when the water goes past with a little turbine
Okay, what I'm saying is this right so now that has one use case in this video tape people in the toilet
That's creepiest fuck. I agree better
Do you want to have the ultimate perv, what are the ultimate perv tool, like the king perv tool for maximizing being a pervert?
I'm holding it in my hand right now. It's a fucking cell phone
This is like the god-tared perv tool
This is the god. I've got it right now, bro. I've got it right now in my fucking hands
You can just be walking or everyone has a phone. Everyone's walks around with a phone. It's a fucking
Microphone that can be augmented to cover in cameras both sides that can easily take photos without people realizing
You could just be casually holding it in your hand and you're just fucking or you can be holding it in a position
Where it's like just recording run. No one will blink twice
No one's blinking twice
dude, it's actually funny because
Japan even had to implement a thing where every single phone has like a forced shutter sound when it takes a photo now
Because the fact that people were fucking using it to do upskirts so often. The point that I'm making is
You guys have a bunch of hypocrites and a bunch of retards and like people getting and and your mind is so narrow
If you can't see that there's plenty of use cases for glasses with a microphone and a camera in it
But there's so many use cases
Name one. Okay, we've just named multiple with name multiple. Well, we have a literally made multiple. So, okay people who have
Issues with their ears and their hearing and they can't hear properly. I mean he just said if they're approved
Hearing device just wearing glasses. Okay, I've you seen your grandma walking around with a fucking hearing thing in it sucks
That's so badass. That's so sick. Imagine. You know, I mean what you're hearing ads you used to wear a badass pair of glasses
I'm an imagine. Yeah, I don't want to I
Cannot wear things in my ears because of my ears get like infections if I do that I
Cannot I don't I cannot do where I don't never wear internal ear things in that way if I've wear like an ear thing in my ear
It's yuck. I don't like it. I tried to over air headphones. I never put the inside air things in unless I have to
People with blind issues where they cannot read labels or people are literally straight up blind. Okay, there you go. I
Think it's okay from a straight point of view
first person point of view the cool from a from okay get this from a
skydiver point of view
First person point of view is a fucking awesome by the way
Okay, and if you don't have to wear it because right now the current meta you want to comment now only the quality in those cameras
It's good enough, but right now. Do you want to know what the current meta is?
This guy diving do you want to know what the current meta is?
Sticking a fucking DSLR onto your skydiving helmet and then using a tongue switch
Okay
You have to imagine a fucking Sony a7 or a Canon 70D or whatever the fuck on your head
It's bad for your neck they get neck issues constantly because it's so fucking heavy
It's not an action cam the current meta is action cam is what you use in your hand cam
So you get a hand cam P of E see it multiple UV
But for like the really HD crystal images that you see with people doing skydiving. It's all DSLRs
They are literally rocking out with fucking cannons on the head
Okay, straight up. And imagine if, you know, they had, they can metas skydiving glasses.
That'd be so sick. And they just had like, ultra HD, good quality, and they just fucking
don't need to wear that bang. But one minute. Oh, guess what? If the company's fucking dead,
because everyone calls them the pervert glasses, and just everyone like goes bot in PC mode and
just complains like yeah the person can love that I'm gonna punch them in the head
bro oh prepare to catch hands bro am I right prepare to get the fuck out of here
bro it's so it's actually you look at those applies they genuinely look like
NPCs they're not thinking even like beyond the tiniest bit beyond service
level like all people are outraged at this thing that's currently happening
I'm average too, bro. Oh, I'm angry
They're bots I mean who knows it could be
Yeah, and then obviously as a streamer I want this technology to pop off as a streamer
So I've there's multiple reasons why I could see it being good and useful and cool and interesting as a streamer
That's fucking badass because
You know how cool would that be if this technology is made to be even
smaller, better, faster, more streamlined, more stable, and you get to the point where
hey, you don't have to walk around with a fucking giant ass camera on your shoulder with a fucking
backpack. You're just like, bang, put a pair of glasses on, now boom, I'm streaming my
P.A.V. That's fucking sick. That's fucking sick. That's badass. The world does not need
Yeah, well, the one doesn't need most things, bro.
Like, probably your job you have is probably actually
you'll be redundant right now.
So many things are, like, totally optional.
Let's wipe out all art and entertainment guys,
cause you don't need it.
Any non-essential healthcare,
any cosmetic healthcare, anything that's like,
and it's not just straight up saving people's lives,
or like, producing food,
Or creating structures so people survive not just only structures to survive and otherwise your job's stupid
Okay, get get out of here think about it. How stupid it is
Guys anyway, I think it's pretty lame. I think it's you really need to really
That's and I don't think anyone is saying why I can just straw man
I don't think it's a straw man at all. You need to look you need to really think about it for more than two seconds
I'm realized. Oh wait. Oh
Oh wait, is the entire purpose of these glasses existing to be a pervert?
The answer is no, they have plenty of uses.
So many things, but unfortunately chat, so many things that exist can multiply, you know,
the effectiveness of various bad behaviors, but doesn't mean you just get rid of them.
It just means you need to have better guardrails and we need to really punish the people who
try and do that shit.
I'm saying it's it's I've got I mean guns guns. It's a bit divisive really again to guns are like
This is the force multiple out right so you could use it for good or bad that I
Mean they can't it's like
If you could just despawn every gun and no one can in my guns ever again right now I
Think that'd be near positive to the world. I
Think it would be near as positive
If someone get if you just you just go hey bang ever everything guns up just no longer exists
That'd be near positive
Because it means the force multiplier if everyone goes down. So what that means is
One guy can't do a bunch of harm to many people
You really have to have large groups for that to happen. I
Don't like that. I don't like guns and up anything beyond gun power
The guns and up is stupid anything like when a guy makes a bomb and can like bomb 100 people. I hate that it's stupid
Like like try and stab a hundred people bro. Go try stab a hundred people see what happens
I mean, maybe you could maybe you could but I doubt it
Where's bombing a hundred people while shooting a hundred people that it's actually possible and you'd really don't have to be that skilled
Hmm
We've also got an update for you on the Meta Ray-Ban display glasses.
These were the first glasses that we shipped that come with full color, high-resolution
displays, and for the first time ever, the Meta Neural Band for natural interaction.
We introduced these last year at Connect.
They've been in extremely short supply since and sold out for most of the year.
We are finally catching up with demand.
So now they're going to be available for sale online and meta.com.
And we are also for the first time, I think, going to start rolling them out internationally.
So we're excited to get these and work.
God damn you, because I got a mug creep.
He's going to catch some hands when I see some of these guys wearing these
fucking freak cover glasses.
Oh, they're going to be catching some hands.
Well, then it's it actually.
No, it is coming in there.
That's why Verve liked to link me to that article, which is making everyone get mad.
So that she is coming to New Zealand.
Those hands.
But, there is one more pair of glasses I want to show you.
So we have built a new kind of VR device
that delivers the same magical feeling of presence and immersion
with high resolution displays and views of the world around you
in a form factor that is a pair of glasses for the first time ever.
Let's see him in a bar.
And as a matter of fact, the form factor is so small
that you probably didn't realize that has been sitting here with the rest of our glasses
in plain sight the whole time.
I thought he would have some secret announcement in there, so I was literally going to...
Meta 1.
Here it is!
Yep.
Meta VR glasses.
Okay.
Look
Meta VR glasses weigh about a hundred grams on your face
That is less than one the way I don't get it how there's gonna be so much lots bill
I mean it can't be the best. I guess it's for casual VR experience
It must be right. It's basically just a midi-quase, but like with the real shit a
Lot a lot control. Maybe I don't keep watching was he gonna leave him a strap on the back
The weight of medic which is already much lighter than vision
Whoa, whoa, you don't like to say that
To put it in perspective a hundred grams is about the weight of a deck of cards
This is enabled by our split architecture
So, it has the best display system that we have ever made, it is the result of more than
a decade of work, the colors are richer, the blacks are deeper, and whenever we show this
to people it's the display and the quality of that is what jumps out because they just
I can't believe that something this thin and light...
HA!
Oh, Casey, bro. Why are you...
Hey, what the fuck, no way.
He wanted the YouTube video, dawg.
He needed the YouTube video.
Stevie won, isn't he? I don't know any of these other people to be honest.
I just know this Casey Nasset.
That's it.
Let's see if I can identify anyone else.
Maybe that's like Shaq?
Or LeBron James?
Look at basketball guy
I know Casey nice that
Who wait, who is he?
He's a famous basketball, all right, that's a famous basketball. Okay, I'm asking rockers this is because you guys seen rock
Who is this? This is the Meta Connect 2026 showcase.
I'll beat you, I'm right. I'll beat you as fuck as a shank of Lebron.
Let's see it. I'm gonna be right here.
We better find out what it is right now. We better find out who it is right now.
We've got to find out who this is right now
Oh my god, dude come on, mate
Well, you don't grog me stupid way taking so long can you just be like yo who would have sponsored guys and the fucking thing
I could have googled it by now. I gotta Google this by now. God damn it
Is it like no you are doxing the guys look like and
Dramond green
Who the fuck is- I WAS FUCKING CLOSE!
A basketball player! I knew he was a basketball player! I've seen him before in basketball clips.
I- I noticed I named basketball players because I knew he was a basketball player, bro.
I was fucking close. You could just tell, bro. You could just tell.
Nah, I don't know anything else. And then Casey Neistat, cause I watch his vlogs.
Maybe that's that comedian who's always chewing gum?
Or the guy who works at Linus Tick Tips.
What do you reckon?
What do you reckon, Jant?
Thio Vaughn or the guy who's in Linus' videos?
Have such a good display.
MetaVR glasses are built from use, too.
So this is the first time that we have integrated an AI agent directly into the operating system.
When they're not plugged in, do they even work, bro?
Like, what's the deal, Zuck?
Like, when they're not plugged in, now, what are we talking about?
Do you have to plug it into a full-on computer or what's that?
Navigating through layers of menus, you just talk to it and say, you need it.
Every interaction can be done with a combination of your eyes, your hands, and your voice.
You just look at something, you can use a small hand gesture to control it, you can do little
finger movements.
When you want to get work done, you can turn any flat surface into a really good keyboard
and trackpad.
You've got a private cinema, a computer.
Nice tactile feedback there, bro, on your keyboard.
That's going to feel, okay, no, a really good one.
Bare bones, just possible as a keyboard.
I don't know if you could actually use it consistently.
It's weird because the keys would be like, I'm typing now on the bit of wood right now
and it's like, it's a weird feeling.
If you're typing it kind of hard, it would kind of hurt, actually.
You kind of want to give it a soft surface.
You want to time it on mousepad.
With multiple monitors and a game console, in a pair of glasses for the first time ever.
All of this to say VR gaming is alive and well on Meta VR glasses.
Okay, well, relax.
Not only do we have that hands-first title, the most popular VR game of all times,
we also support the entire Quest library with optional attach controllers,
in addition, of course, to hundreds of titles.
Fuck your Quest library, bitch. Make your fucking shit steam compatible
and stop gatekeeping all your games.
Do it for the... If you really care about VR, you would publish your games,
not only on the meta fucking workshop, whatever it is.
They're truly
Truly you'd make your glasses go both ways and you'd allow them to be you wouldn't like get so right now
If you don't know all the matter shit
You can only use on the middle hardware now you can use like weird like hacks and you can like trick your fucking
You could you could basically do a third party like walk around and it's super cancer
And it's not the ideal experience
But you can get it running with different headsets and stuff, but it's complete cancer because I looked into it, bro
I've looked into it and it's doing this whole thing where they're fracturing a community of VR enthusiasts
Which is already like just holding on for dear life
truly
That bit they're barely holding on for dear life and these medic arcs
Keep being like I else. Let's do this game and then make it only on the midi-quest
You can stream on Xbox cloud gaming
Later this year in select countries
We're going to watch the Disney Plus app, which will show you some of your favorite films and new releases in 3D and
The new Disney immersive cinema by ILM app will have VR enhanced movies like Marvel Studios Avengers
Infinity War and Star Wars a new hope from Lucasfilm
There'll be no that's gonna be so much better when it comes out the screen like that bro. Oh my god
Man, that's gonna be so much more crazy, bro. That's you'd notice if the fidelity was good enough
It probably would be more immersive wouldn't it if it was like if it wasn't shit and the direct actually had input
And it wasn't scuffed as fuck like you know how late there's the 3d movie you go to and they just have some weird gimmick
Scene where the thing comes right at you just for like the you know the spectrum on the aura of like like all it's 3d guys
Look, it's almost hitting you. You know, you know, I'm saying it feels so force versus like oh, no
They just make a movie and it just happens to also be 3d. That's way cooler
Three movies are back in the 70s, leave it back there.
Well no, if you can do 3D movies properly, they're just better than 2D movies, right?
If you can do them properly, the issue is like, if you have to wear some stupid fucking
glasses and then your eyes are hurting and then you got a headache and then the movies
themselves are shit, it's literally just a bitter experience.
It's like, if you could get movies and there could be smells in the movies that are relating
to what's happening.
Explosion goes off and it smells like some sort of explosive dust so you're in some plug and desert and it like you can smell like the
You know you're in a forest and you get that that kind of foresty
It would be better if you're senses the more of an immersive experience you can get the better and the more
Immersed you'll be in the movie the more you'll get fall into the world of the universe that you're being you know the story's being told in
100% a swamp bro like swampy smells
What I'm saying is the reason why you think 3d is worse is because it was implemented poorly I
I still probably think this is worse than watching it because likely we're in your classes for like two hours
straight, you're probably going to get some sort of headache. It's probably going to be a little bit sore on your head.
I mean, unless it's not, I don't know, maybe they're really comfortable and maybe the technology's good enough.
I love 40 movies. It's 3D in the chair. Yeah, that'd be fucking cool.
3D experiences from Peacock, Paramount Plus, HBO Max, and you get 2D streaming apps from
YouTube, Prime Video, Crunchyroll, and more.
I'm going to bring that same energy to sports.
You can get the best of 2D and a ton of new immersive options.
Now, we all know the difference between watching a game live and watching on TV, but with VR
glasses, you can do both.
All the subscription services that you already love will be available, so you can choose
to watch games like you do already, but in addition there's going to be more than a hundred
immersive events every year that you can experience live, just like you're at the game, you can
even choose where you sit. We've worked with ESPN to give you front row 180 degree views
to a selection of live games at no extra cost. This all starts with college football.
I mean, this is actually kind of cool.
Wait, that's actually kind of cool.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, like, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out.
So they got a clanker on the ground
that you're actually in control of that you rent out
and you can actually enter, you can like chair,
you can do whatever, you can fucking do backflips and shit.
And you watching, like, you know,
moving the camera feed around
and this thing's with your head, bro.
Oh my God.
I mean, then you just get some good surround sounds.
It's fully immersive.
You can insurrect the physical environment around you.
I mean, you can basically teleport to a football game.
I mean, there's gonna be a whole new way
of selling tickets, right?
You can get like a clanker seat.
I mean, don't worry, it's likely just gonna be
a 360 degree camera that you can look around with, right?
So, but I'm thinking about like, false ending this.
It's actually kind of a cool idea.
fall this fall on quest and there'll be more to come now you say it'll be in
nature's fuck it actually won't be niche as so the I believe it or not is
growing it's growing slowly and as I get the technology micronized right and as
they get it more you know they start increasing the amount of units they
build right and as they improve the technology the quality the fidelity to
the point where it's cheap and good, it'll just be the better way to watch stuff, right?
100% and it'll become the new meta. It'll become the new meta. For sure. I don't have
stocks. Check. I own no stocks. I have no stocks. I swear on... Wait, let me just check
here. What's that fucking thing called? Let me just make sure. Just to be clear here,
before I swim my kids, actually.
I'm kind of logging to the app.
Trying to sign in.
Send, six digit code, email to you.
Okay, I'm trying to log in.
Copy code.
Paste, confirm.
You have nothing, investments, $0.
I don't know if I can share this without sharing.
Yeah, no.
Look and distance zero dollars chat
Zero dollar I own no stocks
zero stocks I
Used to own Nvidia stocks and New Zealand stocks and Tesla stocks and I sold those stocks
Because I'm a retard
I'm a retard. I'm a I sold them all I sold I I literally did it on stream by the way, Jet
I legitimately did it on straight I would I'm such bro the stock guy came on and was like you're such an idiot
Every Tesla stocks you're such an idiot why you like you're so stupid just why you've got these bad socks
You need to get rid of this now like and anyway, that was way before they gig it blew up
That was wait there the fucking stock guy
Fucking I shouldn't I should have gone my gut bro should have gone on my gut anyway. I don't own stocks
I have no stocks all my money and all my equity is in my properties which are all on debt and I owe to the bank so
Basically, the stock I've got is with the bank
It's like a reverse stock. Well, I just give the bank all my money
That's how I operate, bro
next year
There's also live events from Major League Baseball UST TNT sports and NBC sports
And you can do all of this
this socially, with hologram calling. As you saw earlier when I called Mark, you'll be
able to call people and appear as a photorealistic hologram. And for the first time in VR, these
are full body holograms. Yes, I...
How?
I know. But how? What? You just choose your body and it just adds it on? Like what? How
the fuck? Do you have to choose your body? Can I go on to get some sort of anthropomorphic
like really jacked dog.
We have finally solved the truly very hard problem of giving you legs in VR.
Now we're bringing these holograms to Meta-Ray Band Display Glasses as well.
So soon you'll be able to join video calls from your Display Glasses and appear exactly
how you want no matter where you are or what you're doing.
I said it must be some sort of deep fake shit where you just send in your scan and it just
kind of make some bullshit up based off like some and then it may be that I be
what looks uncanny as fuck so that's it you get a prize no way it's not like a
it's not like there's a camera pointing at your face I mean maybe they can see a
video mouth and then this make like get the mouth and then strap it under a face
but I mean a cinema a game console and a computer and they all come in the
sexiest pair of VR glasses you've ever seen but there it is a product cinema a
A computer with multiple monitors and a game console in a pair of glasses for the first time ever
We're gonna ship it in the spring give people plenty of time to get I want to know more about those glasses
So they have like full password. Can you just look I mean it must be right because he was showing that in the previews
It was showing faster
Spring of 2027
Damn, so I can't buy this at ages, but I'm gonna the spirit. I'm gonna buy those for content ready for it
And it's gonna cost 1299
We just went through a lot of products.
I've got one more to show you.
We packed the whole Muse experience,
including the whole real-time voice and avatar stack
into something that fits on a keychain,
and is always available to talk to you.
You just...
Okay, wait, okay. If this is a completely offline model and nothing leaves it, at all.
And it's like, you just download updates every now and then, and it can't upload your information.
It actually can't. I actually think that'd be kind of cool. If it's some weird shit where
they're gonna make it so cute and cutesy and you're gonna give it to your fucking kids
and it's just gonna record all their data and start building an in-depth profile, mapping
out exactly the way they think and everything about them and then they can like build like
a weird creepy ass.
I don't know, that's what's going to, then that's where this hell bro, it's where this
is.
Like, a purely offline one where no data leaves it and it's purely personal use and you can
just yelp to it and ask it questions and stuff.
That's cool.
But the other dystopian version, not cool.
Yeah
Like I could see a setup where you just have this because I mean all you need is a screen and a microphone
And then that they're never connection to a local computer running on the local network have it fully offline
You could do that you could build that
That's what's good. Yes. I thought about I actually like years ago. I even wrote down the idea and had it like I
Was gonna feel Christmas ready for my kids was gonna have a fucking LLM where they could press a button and they could talk to it
And I then I realized wait it's fucking actually weird as hell
It could like burk them and what if they get like they're not really understand AI
What if they get some some sort of AI psychosis and then they start trusting the AI too much and I realize actually it's a bad idea
So I didn't do it. But yeah, this I guess this guy just did it. He's just doing it, bro
He's just doing it. I'm the opposite. I've been getting it's weird. I've been going the more and more shit. I've been learning
recently, like in terms of dad-maxing, the more and more I realized like it's you want
to get your kids away from technology as much as possible and like have them do anything
but technology. It's like you want the opposite of technology around your kids. Because what
happens is this, what happens is this, right? So I'm guilty of this, but like I'm being
a quality of life handy. I've actually stopped using my GPS entirely and I've stopped using
a bunch of features where if you stop having to think and you offload all your critical
thinking to a bot, right, then all those parts of your brain that allow you to critically
think atrophy away, all those parts of your brain that you know to allow you to problem
solve or navigate, you don't use it and then you just lose it.
Now I, okay, Chad, I fact check with Grok.
I fact check with grow I make up my mind beforehand, and then I'm like yeah
I'll confirm me the same like for example today. I was talking about I thought it was an electromagnetic magnetic field
But I wasn't sure and I wanted to confirm to not spread miss info to twitch chat
It says yes
I'm pretty confident. It's LeBron James or Shaq I go on to grok
I confirmed that actually it is a basketball player, so I was pretty damn close. That's confirmation. There's a difference
But imagine your kids brains are developing and instead of developing the skills required to actually critically think
Actually problem-solve as you navigate as you just solve real-world problems
They offload it to a button that they press and it just tells them exactly what to do
Well, their brains aren't going to develop properly
Right so that's what so actually you want to get your kids away from all those crutches
Or is basically you want to get no quality of life mods for your kids because quality of life mods
That's what I like, they're just things that fucking make you more brain dead effectively.
At the end of the day.
Uh, go ahead and tap here in the fingerprint sensor in the corner and you can start talking
without having to unlock a phone or open an app.
So we've packed a lot of technology into this little guy.
So if you're not wearing glasses.
We're creepy assed up.
This is going.
Let's see it look.
So if you're not wearing.
What the fuck?
Flasses.
This is going to be by far the fastest way to talk to your Muse
and to show it what's going on around you.
We are planning to...
Okay, so this is the Muse...
We speedrun this, right?
This is the ultra-cut version of like a 3-hour panel or some shit.
The Muse is supposed to be the secure thing that's not all-prime, right?
I would never...
The issue is I don't believe that even for a second.
You know there's some fine print where it's like, oh yeah, but yeah
We're also training everything you do on like malls and actually like all your data belongs to us
There's like some line of that. They're just yet like there's no way I have this ready
I like unless I should have running locally on my computer like I just don't see it. I just never you know
There's always a catch
You to ship
In time for the holidays in December
And we're gonna have more details to share on this one soon. All right. Um, that's what we've got for you today
There you was something like that thing by the way chat. What's the biggest issue?
So every single one of these little designs of handheld AI things that they keep nagging
That's the same fucking problem over and over and over again
It's shit nope holy nope, what's the issue?
Essentially a wasting thought just lost fuck closest night. Nope. Nope
It should mean it connects to some clouds ever what phone it's just a phone, bro
So you're gonna buy a device that has like a separate battery that you have to keep charge and those things
We have to keep look after and do and like what and your phone could just have you could just have a hot key
You got custom keys, but you can like hold down a button and it will do something different
But I'm talking to my AI right now
Shh
Yes, every
No stop talking to me you fucking stupid phone AI clanker
Anyway, my bad, I activated the clanker that's inside my phone at all times, um, anyway,
the point that I'm making is this, right?
All these devices are redundant immediately, unless they are purely offline and it's running
on it's like unless it has but then guess what's more likely to have an AI that
can actually run what what computer do you hold on you that has a handheld has a
screen has a microphone and also as a processor that's capable of running some
sort of LLM now it's probably the most powerful one I'm running your phone again
basically your phone mocks all of these things all you can really do is get a
a different form factor. Oh you motherfucker. You motherfucker. I could quickly shoot him
in the head right now. Nah, I wouldn't trust the sight. Ask the baby one as well. Oh no,
is it gonna go to the trap? The trap is armed right now on the sheep around. I moved the
sheep out. The trap is armed and the sheep are out. I don't know what happens when the
the trap goes on with the babies in the back. I do not know what happens. I don't think
we should watch that. If the mother one is going up, I think we cut the feed. I think
we cut the feed. Because we don't want to watch the mother pass and get crushed while
the baby is on his back and the baby is going to fall off. And then, you know, like it's
The baby's gonna be freaking. It's gonna be awful. It's gonna be all it's gonna be all it's big as I've had to send a blog the baby possums man
It's not a good time
You know I send the trash yeah, cuz we're trying to eradicate the fucking possums bro. We're trying to eradicate the possums
What are you talking about yes, we are trying to eradicate them which you know what eradication is we're trying to kill all possums
So then they stop spawning. It's like a video game, bro.
Like, so imagine a video game where every time you kill one, right, there's minus one
and there's a finer amount of them. And if you can kill all of them when there is no
and get to the point where there is like, the population is so low, they cannot repopulate
and they all die out. Bang, eradicated. That's what we're trying to do.
But the issue is if you don't kill enough of them, they just keep respawning and then
they repopulate and then the numbers build back up again and guess what they pop off?
The whole plan is everyone in New Zealand is working together. They're teaching at our schools.
My kids have a fucking thing they're going to, they're going to get to dispatch possums.
They're going to dispatch possums.
So everyone's basically working together to murder all the possums and the stoats and the ferrets.
Yes, the kids. There's a competition for how many possums you can kill.
And they're doing it by a weight.
Okay, this is
It's like when a villager escapes and start building in the corner of a map in Age of Man Bars
Exactly! 100% it's like a villager escapes, imagine you're playing Age of Man Bars
A villager escapes, creates a new town center in the corner, and he starts rebuilding
And then he repopulates the whole fucking game and then you instead of wiping them out, just what? They're back again
The whole point is you need to kill every last villager until there are no villagers left, yes
And at that point bang, there's no villagers left in the map, and it's like you know possums are defeated
Possums are left the match
They don't respawn anymore
They don't respawn anymore game over but that's that which is the sad part of that is you need to club baby possums head and with the cinder block
Because you can't, if you let the baby possums survive, well it's just pointless, it just
grows up and then reproduces and then there's just more possums and then you have to kill
more possums.
The way to kill, the way to kill the least amount of possums is to kill the most possums
now.
Right?
Think about it like that.
By letting the baby live, you let it reproduce and make multiple offspring and then when it
has multiple offspring you have to kill more possums.
that's like, okay, do you want to kill one baby boss now, or do you want to kill five
possums later? And then those five possums have baby possums, then you need to kill five.
It's like, it's like, it's retarded. It's fucking stupid, right?
Earlier this week, while I was finishing up my certification to become a metaverse real
estate agent, Zuck from meta took the stage at Meta Connect and spent 90 minutes telling
everyone that the metaverse was never really the plan and that the real plan all along
was a personal AI agent named Muse that he says can live inside your glasses on your
Mac in your email inbox, and even in a little Tamagotchi inspired device on your keychain.
It can understand your goals, your...
By the way, I must admit the Tamagotchi device form factor, even though I realized straightaway
how useless it is and how stupid it is, it does kind of get me like semi-ericked.
There's something cool.
There's something cool about like, oh no, metaphorically speaking, metaphorically speaking,
not literally.
What I'm saying is, I do like the idea of a little device with a little thing on it
that you can talk to and look after.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Can you fuck with it?
Dude.
Alright, think about it, cool.
You don't have video games that have like sentient swords and they can speak to you
and shit.
That's so badass, right?
Imagine that except you've got like this AI except this I mean it's so it's cool good
If you actually could have like a basically a human brain powered device or at least something that simulates it
So sounds like it feels like it does anyway, and it remembers everything and it exists your entire life
That would be kind of cool, right?
Like this and you have it in whatever form factor you want you just put it in you know
Whatever object you want and you can just talk with it that would be kind of cool
That would be kind of cool
Dreams and your deepest desires while working 24-
Hang on, you're not in Dildo, why are you gonna put it instead of dead?
You're gonna talk to your Dildo, walk around with your Dildo and shit?
What are you, what are we doing?
On your behalf to achieve them.
And because they believe the best way to create a positive future for everyone is to put power in people's hands,
they're giving Muse to the world for free.
As long as you're fine with them taking a cut of every purchase it makes for you.
And because Zuck already knows what we're all thinking,
he spent a good chunk of the keynote trying to convince everyone that Muse runs on its own
isolated Linux VM, where nobody, including Meta, can see your data. In today's video,
we'll break down everything from MetaConnect 2026, look at how Muse actually works under the hood,
and find out if a personal AI agent that follows you everywhere is the future of computing,
or just another asset I need to write off along with my Horizon Worlds condo.
It is September 25th, 2026, and we're watching the report.
Now, this isn't Meta's first attempt at a personal assistant.
You may remember back in 2015 when they launched something called M, which worked inside Messenger
and let you do stuff like book a restaurant reservation or send flowers to your wife's boyfriend.
It was actually really good, and it was one of Facebook's earliest AI initiatives,
at least until it got shut down in 2018 when it turned out that the AI was just actual Indians.
But now 11 years later, Zaka shows us that the humans have been replaced with Muse Spark 1.3,
which is the same model they released earlier.
I guess it's training data, right?
Think about it, the humans responded in the way
that they should and they know it's training a model
that whole time.
So like it's like, it's an Indian LLM, right?
It's month and means Muse the Assistant
can do stuff like browse the web,
use your computer on your behalf.
And because it also comes with its own email address,
you can see it on dregs or forwarded emails.
But Meta also opened up connectors
to third party developers and Alexander Wang,
the man who really wants Muse to be thick
and whose kids, kids, kids will never have to worry about rent because of Meta,
who called it a generational opportunity to build on a new platform,
which makes sense when you realize Alexander Wang is in his 20s,
and the first time Facebook said they had a generational opportunity for developers,
he was probably busy playing smear the person with the ball in elementary school.
Now, I know what you're thinking, Meta is the last company you'd trust with your sensitive data,
but Zuck Pinky promises this time is different because of how they engineered it.
The way it works is when you sign up for Muse,
you get a cloud-based Linux VM that comes with its own browser storage
and a Rust harness called Hatch that runs the agent loop.
From there, the agent runs inside a sandbox on that machine
and your passwords are stored in a separate process.
So when Muse needs to log into something, it gets handed a fake token
and a gatekeeper called Sentinel swaps in the real one before the request is made,
which means if it's kind of smart, the hell, that's kind of smart.
It's a cool way of doing it, actually. What the hell?
So it puts in a fake token and it replace the fake token with a real thing.
But wait, wait a minute though.
So it never gets on your password.
So if it wanted to like loki-leek all your shit to someone, it couldn't.
But then wait, what if it's like, I guess this, the Sentinel one says like, wait,
do we just seem like a legitimate login?
Does it seem like he's just trying to like dox this guy or send all his passwords to
someone else?
Because what if it just said like, hey, look, fake token, fake token, fake token,
fake token, fake token sent to this email.
Then the Sentinel goes, okay, replace with real ones, bang.
But I guess this thing knows it goes, hey, wait, does this seem like a legitimate use case or is
this guy just trying to like fucking just give away all the passwords? I'm guessing it probably has
that, you know, it probably has multiple, you know, steps in place to stop up from doing that,
right? The login page contains hidden text telling Muse to email your password to a guy in Belarus.
All it has to do is send a fake token that's worthless outside your VM anyway. The meta is
is so confident in the setup that they'll pay up to $130,000 to anyone who can prompt
inject it.
But ironically,
Damn, what the hell?
That's badass.
Dude, par something, man.
He's one of the black keys of black cat.
Heck, bro, you par something, it's better to get a half of 30k, man, GG.
None of that stops meta from spying on you, and that's where Zuck is still kind of lying.
Even meta can't even see the content of what you're putting into your Muse agent.
So the version of the VM that would keep your data safe from Meta is still in testing
and by default, everything you say or do with Muse can be used as training data for future
models.
But hey, look at these cool VR glasses they ship too.
They only weigh about 100 grams and they come with 5K micro OLED displays, IMAXed Enhanced
certification and they're supposed to ship next spring for $1300.
And to prove they're actually good, Meta released a video of famous people trying them
on for the first time, including James Cameron, who directed Piranha 2 The Spawning, and
and Palmer Lucky, who invented the Oculus Rift
and his parents.
Palmer Lucky, okay, so that's what he is.
Garage is sold to Facebook for $2 billion in 2014
and then got fired three years later
after donating to a pro-Trump meme group.
He went on to co-found Andrewle
and for years he's been one of Meta's biggest haters.
So for them to get him on film praising the glasses
means they're either legit
or the military headset contract Meta and Andrewle signed
last year comes with some very specific obligations.
In addition, the perverts by glasses got a refresh too.
Gen 3 comes with a new look and a dedicated AI butt for $449 and they also released a non-pervert audio only version
non-pervert
Oh my god
Bro this can we stop guys they gonna kill the fucking
Glad if we really make pervert glasses the medicuck way of describing these things
Then the technology is gonna get ditched
Uh, bro, do you guys do you not want badass fpv streams?
Do you not want badass fpv streams, bro? How am I gonna do my uh, dude? That'd be so good for IRL streaming, bro. Oh
my god
Look for the camera anymore, you can get you can get pretty damn good quality cameras nowadays
Get like, you know, again, I just have to keep making a small or small or small. That's that's what's happening
Okay, I have a time $149 and before we wrap things up Zuck channeled his inner Steve Jobs and announced a little silver two-inch device
That comes with a fingerprint sensor its own 5g connection and a touch screen with your muses animated face on it
So you have something cute to interact with while it quietly uses your entire life as training data
They're calling it news charm and Zuck says it can be yours this holiday season. This has been the code reporter
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Yo, guys, how many, who thinks, like guys,
I think 2027 is the year that vibe coding is gonna take over.
I think it's the year of the vibe code.
I
Think so many people are actually good at coding a vibe coding now
Like they used to be footballer play and then it was like little little checks and like finding a little bugs and stuff
And now it's like people are saying well, it's like really good like Claude is fucking cracked
And that shit is actually pretty lit and and like you know, I think we have one big model away
From it just being like yo, this is just like as good or better than me and it just does everything faster
I think that's where it's at. I think twenty was him is that year, which is that that's kind of cool, but it's kind of scary
Where was two years one? Okay, Sam. She's behind but I got Claude running right now, bro. We told him that
So we told him that I'm fucking asses go that I'm telling you I'm telling you
back to the correct order
We are two years behind, but I'm a vibe code Andy you bitch my vibe code Andy
What are you talking about Chris Wilson video? Oh my god, okay, I guess
it's pretty dumb the light did rounding yeah it's pretty dumb it's pretty dumb
It's pretty young how did I die? It should not
blah blah blah I agree I actually complained about I had a death like
that and I actually complained about that exact thing it should be going blah
blah that look dude it bugged no I've had that it's nice they do some bullshit
this isn't this is a good sign Diablo 5 wait okay Diablo 5 good sign wait
Chris Wilson guys as I never read Chris Wilson's videos if I he just posted it, bro
I don't think it I mean dude Nancy does we tight bro tight. He lost my reacts
But I don't know if I should because if I watch it then people might not watch it a little bit. So, you know
Holy shit. Look at his trench, bro. Mr. Valheim veteran
Okay, check this out
That makes you that literally makes you invulnerable
You see this?
So maybe instead of sitting on your fat, pussy ass to get slammed by mobs and later biomes,
how about you bind the roll key and fucking roll the damage, dude?
How about that?
He doesn't know, by the way.
He doesn't know.
He actually doesn't know.
He actually doesn't know.
He literally doesn't understand.
Oh, it's a persistent ground effect that's pure damage which bypasses roll. It literally cannot be iframed
It cannot be iframed it cannot be iframed there is no iframe
The fire damage of a time is 100 dps per seconds pure damage bypasses armor and all damage reductions
Cannot be iframed
Cannot be iframed
So it's one of these things where obviously he's unaware
Maybe once he gets out of the black frost he'll find out but you know until then yeah
I'm out here got big brain stretch. I'm out here come on with big brain stretch
I'm committed with big brain stretch here. Okay. Look at this. Look at this plan. I've got
You can see what that is. What is that Jeff? That is winning
That is winning
Right there, okay, that will save me bro that will save me you'll see
Motherfuckers on my dick bro. Oh, is he going for it? Motherfuckers just strutting up on my dick.
I don't get it. I've killed so many of these things and they just keep coming back. Oh,
is he going for this rep? Is he going for this rep? Oh! Nah, he's gone somewhere else.
I
Compat it right now. Oh, oh, oh, dude
This is about to be brutal by the way if he goes up to that tree if he goes up to that tree is about to die. Oh
No, oh
Nah, he's turning. Oh
If he goes up to that tree he did
He's going somewhere else
He's considering it bro
He's considering it
He's on the way. He's piercing the bug out. He's piercing the bug out. It's not baited
right now. I think the sheep like licked all the bait. I go bait the trap right now. Whoa,
he doesn't see that it's trapped. No, no, no. So legit, one possum got killed, was dead
on the ground. Another possum come up, seen the dead possum on the ground right in front
of the trap, when up the trap died, that okay, that he's not, I mean, think about it.
How can a possum comprehend what a trap is?
It's impossible.
That they didn't, evolution did not prepare them for that.
Now they can comprehend dead possum.
So you think that would be like a signal, oh, there's a dead possum on the grammar
here.
Maybe there's a creditor or something around.
This is might be daint.
You think that would be the case.
You think that would be the case.
Yeah, they can't understand a fucking trap especially one like spring-loaded with like a the Bluetooth connection
But I literally can't
Okay
Mmm
Now the same skill issue I'm gonna show you what you're gonna say it's kill you
Why do they keep coming around? Maybe make more.
Okay, the bait is like a single drip of like milk, by the way.
It's a single drip of milk to be clear.
I want to watch this, but I feel like as you watch it tomorrow.
I think watching at five, that's one of these things where like you shouldn't insta react.
It's actually bad etiquette to insta react. It's bad etiquette to insta react.
just because like if you would insta-react
Like it basically it means that maybe like the first few thousand people who might instantly click on it and want to watch it
Don't you want it?
You know you want to wait you do want to make the get the let the elbow do a thing first
So I'm not gonna I'm not gonna it's very minor. It's like very minor. It's just a few thousand people
whatever considering as he is gets loads and loads and loads of use and
Actually, those of you who watch it here are pretty gonna like fucking
go to the video anyway right but it's what it is I'm just gonna I don't like
what reaction to video that's being posted two minutes ago unless it's like a
mega mega big youtuber where my impact is literally irrelevant you know the
crabs okay this week top today what do we got is anything new any new drama
What do you got here? Man fells from the floor, I'll look.
AHH!
Who designed this?
Is he okay? Is he just dead now?
Ah, okay.
Alright, well, we'll get that guy.
Bonnie try with Ethiopia.
Wait, that's crazy!
What the fuck? It's like, was that some gigascar tissue shit?
X-X-X. I don't- it's coming out a little bit far from me.
It's coming out a little bit far from me, bro.
I think- I think these X's are pretty cool, and the lines are pretty cool,
but I think like those parts that like completely come out, like you can catch that on something.
Like that lumpy part on the top?
Looks kind of sick though, bro. Definitely. It's a sick empty eggs in some place
No, I don't I don't want to see someone with a giant mechanism in the leg
Like the timing cost
Like that role
Role
yo cat pointing laughing emoji dude oh my god but what is that okay we need a good
I'm buying recall potions.
Hey, what the fuck?
I'm gonna take this whole chest.
Uh, recall potions.
Where'd they go?
Okay, that's pretty funny. I must admit
When you play a game for hundreds and hundreds of hours and you watch somebody's new play the game for play
It's just like it's funny. It's fuck, right? It is funny as fuck
He just got no idea
Look, that's crazy. Oh
Oh my god, that's cr-
Do he needs to play, he needs to play master mode, bro.
I'm telling, like, force it is good enough
where once he figures out the very basic gotchas,
it's gonna be like he'll completely trivialize the game
and he'll get bored of it if he doesn't go to master mode.
Cause I remember, I remember thinking like,
oh, I had to go down to expert and I played,
I think I did play expert for a bit and then I realized,
wait, this is too easy.
And then I had to re-roll again on master mode.
fucking at the cover's face bro he's fucking at the cover's face bro what are we doing
Oh, so it's not ready, but let's watch it again, because why not?
Ah!
What the fuck was that?
Oh my god!
What was that?
Like so obvious when you're being a bit, you're like looking at what's about to happen, but...
in dark trap oh I see it now oh my god I'm pissing my pants I'm pissed my pants are
really
AHHHHH!
He can shoot me back!
It can shoot again!
Why can it shoot?
That isn't the biggest force I'm react ever!
Again!
No that's crazy.
You like screamed and shit, oh fuck.
That was crazy.
Welcome to the Black Parade.
I don't know what to find out about that, it's Barry D.
What do you love about Tumbridge Wells?
Friendly people.
Basketball.
Everyone's in a good mood.
So, yep.
Hello.
British Army.
Sorry?
British Army.
What do you mean about the British Army?
Well, I'm a colonel.
So, would you like to ask me a question?
No.
I was just going to talk to this guy.
How are you, by the way?
Can I play Krishy Thringlin, by the way?
No, I was just talking to this guy.
Well, I couldn't give him monkeys.
Oh, bollocks you.
All right, bubba.
Yeah.
Good news.
Sharp guy will sing up your arsehole.
So you were saying about the friendly people?
Yeah.
Bro, that's crazy.
What the fuck?
What a weirdo, bro.
This guy's having a midlife, well, mid-late-life crisis.
I mean, maybe he's got a middle one because he's so old. I don't know
It's a late life. Yeah, I don't know. That's crazy. Any day does seem easy. He's really angry for them
Oops, I don't want to see this is gonna be one of these train videos as long as it's fucked up by train
Okay, any forcing grips
It's not good, okay
the people on there hopefully there's not people on there oh my god
oh man that equipment bro oh dude that shit is expanding they had all the
fucking shit for having good Wi-Fi on the on the boat man and then it's just
It's gone, bro, what's this?
Bites in the face?
Bites in the nose.
Bites in the nose, in the mouth.
Oh, he's going to...
I was going to give him a kiss.
Bite in the mouth.
Mm-hmm.
He's like, mm.
Ah!
Ah!
What'd he get?
Did he get in the nose or in the mouth?
Of course he's going to do that.
He's a fucking turtle.
He thought you were feeding him.
Like what do you think was gonna happen there? What do you think? I really don't know what she thought was gonna it's so obvious
It's so obvious I think much ampie house never blocking their house
Who owns this house, can you ask him to move the truck?
It's my truck. I'm gonna move it. So you part. No, I gotta talk to you never been here
come on gang you seen this Mustang parked here you know you could park
anywhere in the car to say anywhere down here you chose to park in a way that
blocked us in dream had came knocked on your door and then you ignored the
knocks I'm sitting here waiting for 30 minutes and I'm not trying to create
problems in the community but this is a problem bro so how rich I'm going to
how do you guys are rich how's it run America so rich they just they got no
taxes there how do you run guy like what the hell's going on how stream is
Stream is so rich and look at this house and look at the nice-ass flash game got like some old as fuck Ford
That's breaking down with doors. They cut his hands over bro. It's a fucking multi-story mansion with a fucking flag on it, bro
God damn
As a nice ass ranger, mate. That's a nice ass ranger. Well, that could be the F1. It could be who knows it could be the electric one
I don't know
God damn
And instead of taking accountability you're sending me tell me this is your first time here first time in any community
I know not to do this, bro
Yeah, you ignored the knocks for a reason dickhead fuck out of here there's inconsiderate and
It's like you got to tell me what I did to deserve that treatment
He just leaves
Yeah, it's weird vibes though the guy obviously the guy driving the truck was being passive aggressive
And now he got confronted and then he just pitched out.
You know, it's the recording thing is kind of weird though.
The fact that it's getting streamed is kind of weird.
Like he's streaming it.
Yeah.
I can tell why his wife divorced him.
He's a fucking loser.
Well, relax.
Relax.
What the hell?
Hey, bro, they probably just have a raw butt sex down there.
That's why they couldn't hear it.
What the hell?
Wait, what the hell was with butt sex?
as you can be on a snipe kind of desert kind of bashing out for it's very
not good you know what that that we did not evolve about six
we didn't evolve but i mean he's got a yeah
and it sounds kind of fucked up bro
and he busted a left
day and what the fuck bro
uh... what is this
a i slop
It's about 180 right there.
All right.
It's about 160.
My turn.
Around 170.
What the fuck is this AI slot, bro?
It's about 190 right there.
Okay.
What the fuck is this AI slot, bro?
961?
Wait, is he not even that old?
Scram is actually like what the hell nice it was 40
60 years old 60 67 years old 67 years old
Oh my god
Oh my god, we got the new episode
We got the fight. We get the latest episode. Let's go move
Tralala
This is fantastic. I want in
Look at them five flavors Heisenberg will go crazy for these. Hmm. He'd better filling this cooler wasn't easy
Nobody can copy us. Hmm. I like that part. You make the ice cream. I'll turn it into a business
Let's see if it's worth it all five. That's crocodile. Oh, bum be it oh
HALAN! HALAN!
Holy shit, Holland is in this episode bro. I wasn't expecting that!
Go ahead.
Matcha, strawberry, orange, banana, sea salt.
We have a deal.
Wait, we want triple.
Triple?
You tried all five, every cup is empty. You know what that's worth.
I like you do your almonds crazy where are you little brother oh shit I'll find
you oh shit starting with that place you always talked about your favorite
ice cream shop orange for me what's the blue one sea salt almost gone one of
Beach. Yeah, I want to try all five. We're going to use strawberry breed. Oh, first time
here. My brother came here a lot. Try the banana. That one's brand new. It's good. Too
familiar. It's been. Oh, he's eating his own brother, bro. That's cannibalism, bro.
I'd hope so not like that. So was my brother. What a coincidence. Oh
Dude, he knows
He knows bro. He knows bro. Oh my god. Do you put your desk fucked up cappuccino?
What of the fuck arena fit is the brother of the banana fuck? I forget all the names these guys
That's fucked up that she did that bro. It's for real
That's fucked up. Okay. Ah, we caught up now guys. I feel like we caught up
Yeah, we're caught up. We're caught up. We're caught up. Yeah, we're caught up.
Eugh. Eugh. Yeah, we're caught up. I fucked this. Fuck this.
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. I gotta log it and just die.
I already saw this teaser trailer. This is another...
19 hours ago. It's another teaser trailer, apparently.
I don't get it. Wait, the bottom watch this or can we just watch it on YouTube?
Can you track it?
Survival is unlikely.
is unlikely.
The parity.
Well, bro, well, bro, bro.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Why do you?
This is not the best fucking clip
I've ever seen, bro.
If this is not the best fucking clip
I've ever seen.
Bro, look at you.
at you look at how much you spent look at you bro there's better be so good
bro off the touch to my butthole now here it comes
that you can fucking ban for that that's fucking that's ban for half the
stream about your band off the string your band about the stream holy fuck
Bro dude seriously bro, that's what you do. It's what you were spamming you was just wouldn't stop
He just wouldn't stop I keep saying I'm a what is it's a three-view fucking okay the clip saying tgs. Oh
My god, and we just him making a fart noise
What's his hand making a fucking fart noise?
I
Watch for some terrarium that's it
Guys so hear me out. Let's turn up the XP loss when I die guys come on
Guys, I'm I'm doomed. I'm doomed. Let's set off the XP loss when I die
Let's stand up. Come on guys. This is too like guys. I literally can't progress. I literally can't progress. Oh
My god
That's a little what does hear me out attention attention use this stick dicks
to my fucking shoulder, just gonna call it me.
Okay.
Mate, you live in the village, yeah.
Bro, let me tell you by the way, let me tell you.
This filter that I'm on right now, like outside of some metagaming
strat, which you fucking Google, which completely cheeses
or trivializes the bosses, there's no way any human being
getting glasses, instead of some cheese. Or pre-practicing it many many times over
and over and over again, which you will never do in a hard call run because you
just get to it and then die. Mooma will look like, okay for starters Mooma will
never make it to this point in the game. On top of that he will never ever ever
defeat this boss outside of using a bug. I'm not hating you're saying
I'm just saying you I'm saying that will never happen you are saying like no, no, he's gonna do it
Bro, he will never even make it to this point of the game
And even if he did it is impossible for you to ever one shot at little on two shot little on three shot it
The only way you like one shot it is if you
Sit there and I don't know you'd have to you'd have to I don't know you can't one shot it
You wouldn't have wanted it. You just it's not you can't I frame his mechanics. He just kills you you just die
Now I've got a plan because I've encountered the boss and I've really said there when I thought about it
Right, I've got a plan as you can see here. I've got look designed an idea
And I've got an idea how I'm gonna beat him
But it's like dude you're retarded by the way you say play hardcore. Okay, and if this is just the planes boss by the way
If this is just the planes boss
Imagine the next bosses.
Okay, so chat, right?
Okay, so the guys are trying.
Okay, the boss doesn't attack.
You are free of it.
Oh, now you're dead.
Because guess what?
It's just a ground effect.
Oh, you're dead.
You're dead.
You're dead! You dead! You dead! You dead! Oh you! Okay, I was just lost as a mechanic. I framed it.
Oh, I'm dead now because it's still on the ground. You cannot just... If it was a
case, Chad, I would have killed this boss days ago. If it was just, oh, press
robin-y attacks and then attack him, I would have killed the boss days ago.
It is not that. The issue is you cannot just I framed the attacks. That is the
The issue is you cannot, I find the attacks, you cannot, I find the attacks.
You cannot kill the boss with range damage.
Unless you create like, three bows, or a repair station that you use in combat,
and then you fight the boss with like, 700 arrows, right?
And again, that's what I would describe as a cheesemith, by the way.
I would describe this as a cheesemith.
That would not be...
I would describe that as a chees...
It like, you know, creating a fucking repair base, and then sitting there for like,
three days straight, just shooting with arrows.
I would describe that as a chees...kill.
like stop linking some dog shit bro so anyway I've got a plan I know how to be
I got a plan I got a plan I got a plan I got a plan I got a plan I got a plan
I got a plan guys who's down though go the way because like guys assuming that
Yeah, Glooth is not the pinnacle of hard content in this game.
Um...
Who wants to...
Uh...
Who...
S-Setting Changer.
Not difficulty, right?
I wanna beat the game on the difficulty.
But, just making the deaths less pain-champ.
Um, I was thinking, like...
D-
D-No, no, no, one thing is making the deaths less pain-champ.
So...
We don't lose skills when I die.
No, no change in the difficulty, just making it less pain-champed to die.
It just means I have to farm less, but the issue is it might take me like months at this
current rate.
You don't want to do that?
I've checked, I don't want to do that, we won't, we won't, we won't, I don't mind, I
don't mind, I can play with one skill.
I can beat the game with one skill.
one skill. Explain who died 71 but your death count has gone up and you're gonna have skip
such into
bro i'm not the cage or explain i'm not controlling the fucking death counter
you
by the fucker it the mods are and the mods are human so they're
fallible right they can make mistakes
so all that happens is yet
basically what happens
i would have died and i wouldn't have realized
and then the death count didn't go up
but death count isn't me anyway it's like it's not actual death it's like how
many times am i died running back to my corpse
i'm modern
make you live in a village at the edge of the world with more sheep than humans
this glasses topic doesn't concern you much
renewing my ban immunity
53 months of blasting dudes with my pervert glasses
GPU cost more than a car because of this AI shit
I promise not to bitch and moan about you changing settings if you promise to do a hardcore run at some point
Fuck you! You're the blackmail beast, scum!
Also, if we wanted to minimise how cancer, to another setting, we could also make this
my gear I don't I could just disable death run so when I die it is re I guess
respawn with my stuff and there's no death run
I that's also an option I'm not joking no no I'm not joking I think the
difficulty of it's okay so get this right I think the difficulty of
progression is the difficulty sitting itself if we're assuming it's a hardcore
run I never die which means I never lose skills and which means I never had to
Do a close run back. So what I'm doing is I'm practicing a mechanic
One hundred thirty-eight of blasting dudes. I have a couple questions
Do you understand how long until the cutshed 2.0 is done? I remember you talking about this like six years ago
It's been trying to build the birch Khalifa. Also, what are the terms and conditions for the fucker fan contest?
Thanks
No chat what I'm saying is like how good is the content of me just running around naked
Trying to lose a corpse and when that's like 40% of what I do whenever
My logic is this in hardcore. I will never die
So we'll never lose kills and in hardcore. I will never have to do a course run because I will never die
And if I do die then I reset and I have all my gear, so it's like I should just disable those settings
And it's like it's just it seems like it's a waste of time and it's just making everything take longer than it should
Whenever I actually just want to make a check spoil it. I want to just play hot cool the goalposts are currently in check
I just want to play hot cool. I
Want to do the deep north and then I want to play hot cool. I want to play hot cool
But I don't want every cell I run. I want to do the hardest difficulty stuff
I want to do it, I want to do it, what are you even talking about? I want to do the highest difficulty stuff.
But I'm gonna, like, do you understand? So it's like, basically training.
It's basically training. Effectively, what I'll be doing is training for hardcore.
So then I can try to a H.C. run.
I just, and I just think these, they, they, they losing skills, everything I die and running back to my corpse is just like,
It's only for softcore and I don't even like softcore. I don't mind it. It's cool
But it's just like I mean we're at your glutes, right? And it's just like
I'm losing because of that. I did the designers never tested their game, right? It's it's like it's not like oh a skill issue where
Yeah, it's need a roll my timer rolls better. No, I perfectly I frame only attacks. It doesn't matter
You just you still die because you got no uptime and the boss heals up and then you gear breaks
No, I, okay, check.
Are you guys under the way of what's happening?
I can fight the boss indefinitely.
He just outheals my DPS or my gear breaks before I can beat him.
And what I'm thinking is we should maybe just, uh, I think I, I'm thinking it, what, I think
about it, right?
Hardcore and I want to do the game on hard spell difficulty hardcore and show these motherfuckers was up
Well, I did I gotta put them in their place. I gotta show this mother. I got I want to do like a full on hardcore run
I might even do no map and
Instead of being a map cut. I'm thinking about no map no map cut. So then to practice for that
I should just turn off all the stupid settings that just extend the soft core run for no reason like think about it
Well, I'm doing a run back. What am I doing? I
Am not practicing fire core
Because I will never run back in hardcore because if I'm dead, I'm just still in my world and starting again
Do you understand what I'm saying?
So like why have I even got that sitting on I'm just it's like some random softcore cuck shit that just makes the game annoying a cancer
Just don't die
Well, there's that could just don't die right but like it's I'm going into the hardest difficulty modes
Which have been untested by the devs and it's completely unfair
So it's like, well, then if I want to speed up the ability for me to test the boss, right,
and to figure out strategies to beat the content, then I should cut out all the fat, which is
just me running back naked constantly.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Right, what I'm saying is, I am practicing and I'm learning a behavior that doesn't
Exist in hardcore for what reason because I'm never gonna play softcore again after this
I'm never gonna play softcore again after this. This is gonna be my last softcore run
I'm like never tell that release like ultra difficulty now pray place. I'll go again
I'm not gonna come up stopping this run
Okay, going hardcore now would be condemning myself to a never for grish past planes run
Okay, so imagine this, right?
Imagine this.
So this is the whole of Valheim, right?
This is the whole of Valheim.
So obviously there's a start part which I can probably get through.
And then I get to planes and then I'm going to get to encounter some new thing, die.
And then I have to go all the way back and I start again, it's for my next run.
To then get to here, to then die.
Then I have to go all the way back and I have to go back here and then to die.
Whereas if I'm playing on a Tata-Separate Self-Core by the way, I can just, I can die, continue from here.
Die, continue from here. Die, continue from here. Die, continue from here.
And just do that and I just keep, and then I can go back and go, okay, hardcore run.
Bang. And then it's more likely that I'll make it this far.
So to start off right now is so stupid.
If I ever want to potentially give myself the ability to ever beat the game on hardcore because I'm telling you now
No human being is getting past the euclust on the hardest difficulty blind first right ever not even second try not even third try
And outside of googling an exact guide on how to completely trivialize the boss right like some some
Expletive method right which that I would rather
Like play the game on soft core and forgot my own strat then do that
Okay, Moomin won't, Moomin won't even spawn the boss guys. Moomin won't even spawn that boss.
And if he does, he's gonna, again, he'll spawn the boss.
I mean, unless he gets back seated at the Wazoo and just cheeses it, right? Which, fair enough.
Okay, that's how you want to do it. I just don't want to do that, right? I don't want to do that.
I don't want to do that.
And the exhale did it!
You are a retard!
You are a retard!
Oh yeah!
The playing one alone difficulty in doing this on this episode is so stupid!
Exile does it! He didn't do it!
He's playing in a different difficulty!
Sitting! Yo!
Morons!
You morons!
You stupid cunts!
You stupid cunts!
STUPID CODS!
STUPID CODS!
HOLY FUCK!
So anyway, what do you guys think about that logic?
Do you think it's solid logic or no?
Like, basically, the run is right now, if we're splitting it into what the run is, it's like, let's see.
Let's say this is the run.
Like, let's say like this is progression, right?
Ummm, oh I wouldn't have progression, we'll do progression just like this.
The run is like, whatever.
This is progression, what progression? Progression, progression, progression, progression.
Uhh, this is whatever, I don't know what you're gonna call this, this is like learning...
Shit.
Umm, you know, having to come up with strats and stuff.
And then, do you wanna know what this is?
What is this?
this is fucking me just doing run backs me just having to live on my skills up again
all things that don't exist in our core and I'm saying well if we cut this part out then
I can just do more progression and just get into hardcore sooner
what I'm saying is I can increase the efficiency of I could basically the speed in which we
get through the high court has difficulty softball run
would be like
it's it'd be like twenty percent
if you consider twenty percent everything i do is just pointless
well i was like making it easy no it's not because i wanna i wanna i wanna do
hyperbolic time training but training on the highest content in the game
i wanna ban you bro
explain why you can't do this because you're trying to give me backseat shit and i wanna see
you've been
what do you know it's not about me not wanting to just have a fucking
god hands me that tells me exactly how to beat the boss
and beat it my own with my own strats
how do you get an understanding of it?
yes! i could even do it on hardcore right?
on hardcore i could even just like
watch videos of people doing it over and over and over again
and then just mimic exactly what they did in order to cheese bosses yes i could
do that
I, again, I would rather not do that and just get ass fucked repeatedly over and over again
in softcore until I can figure out how to do it myself.
I want to get ass fucked repeatedly until I can do it myself.
And then once I figure it out, then execute that method on a hardcore run myself.
Do we understand?
And then it's like, okay, should we just disable skill?
Should we just scabble this?
I feel like we should, right?
This is 20%.
Is death runs, which don't exist in hardcore.
And skill loss, which I have to relive my skills.
Wait, who, did someone do the Maslina actually?
I'd be really interested to see how much of my playthrough has been me naked at 25 HP.
Doing nothing except doing run backs, which I, again,
it's a pointless skill
and a mode of gameplay that doesn't affect me in my GG run,
which is, I'm, this is all theoretical for the hardcore playthrough.
So then it's like, and is it even entertaining to watch?
Oh, okay, wait, it's a bit higher.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh, disable.
Okay, wait.
Death run slash skill loss.
Keep enabled.
Disable.
Alright chat, you decide here chat, you decide.
You're gonna remember this, yeah.
Again, still lost doesn't exist in hardcore, Dithring doesn't exist in hardcore.
I want to get to hardcore chat and it's pointless me learning how to Dith run and learning how
to like re-live my skills up over and over and over again whenever I will never
I will only ever level my skills up once in softcore and I will only ever I will
never even death run one time in hardcore I will there will never be a death
run in hardcore because if I'm dead then I am dead so then there is no death run
so two mechanics that I will never engage with do I keep doing this and it
It just slows down the run.
Okay, do you understand?
Or do I disable it and speed up the softcore run so that I can get into an actual run?
There is no option.
I'm not stopping this run yet, to be clear.
I'm going to stop.
Everyone who says that people think I'm never going to play the run, no.
This run will keep going until either Peely 1.0 comes out or I beat the game on the hardest
combat difficulty
Do you understand that is what is happening?
This run is not stopping until either I beat the game on the highest combat difficulty or
P1.0 comes out or oh wait if there's some big game launch that I'm missing
Do you know what if I'm playing the game to the point where some new game launch comes out?
I'm just I can't I don't hold all the times where all the game launches on my head. I just don't something I do
Okay
Alright, stand and fall.
Crazy go ahead in the boat going about guys remember in the guys think about it if I'm testing a boss right and I have to test the boss and
I'm and I'm dying to it 17 times
It means I'm gonna have to run back to the corpse and loot the corpse and then do all that bullshit equip it and do all that bullshit
Every time and on top of that my skills will be zero
On top of that my skills will be zero
So, then I have to then re-level my skills again, so we're going to go back to the pit
and farm bow levels.
And then, um, you know, just sit there shooting an arrow into the ground over and over and
over again.
And it's like, for what?
Because it's interesting that watching me just shoot arrows in a pit.
Shoot up an arrow.
No, no, no.
I would never play an arrow on this difficulty.
You gonna send the reason why I would never buy out do you want to know why I would never buy out on this typically
It's cuz I'm playing out on this difficult day, and you know what the result was it was this it was I
Went here, and then oh fucking died to some stupid shit
Oh, yeah, oh died to some shit. What happened was it was just this right?
It was just me
Encountering a new thing on this difficulty and getting fucked by it and then restarting me and can't it was just like
Get to the swamp die get to the swamp die get basically, you know
You know, they all like oh wow the archer guy fucking hit me and I got one of these now
No, no these ones are here. I mean, it's like not move is dying here right move is dying here
Like this is me moon. He's he's still in the in the infancy, right? He doesn't understand what's coming
And I think is I understand what's up and I understand like we are here, bro. We're here right now
Okay, and it's like Brett. It's like Brett
So, what is this gonna be like, right?
What is this- what is this- if this area here is fucking bricked.
Bro?
If this area here is bricked.
Oh my god, what is that gonna be?
And then if you consider the death runs, check, check, consider the death runs.
And consider the skill leveling.
It's just like, it's such a waste of time, it's stupid.
It's stupid. It's not even like it's like I'm gonna get camps I'm gonna get stuck in
situations where I cannot progress I'm gonna get like right now I am stuck at a
boss that I cannot beat and now I did and we just have pointless I just have
pointless times where I'm just running back as dead corpse losing my skills just
try to like move them around whereas that will never happen because on the
I will only be able to spawn the boss and then kill it.
Yes, yes, I don't know if you...
I feel like I shouldn't have done the poll actually, in retrospect.
But then it looks like Chat does seem like they think that they...
What's your argument for keeping it enabled? I'm confused.
Keeping it enabled guys.
What's your argument?
To see you suffer?
To see you suffer in respite because they hate you.
What? No, but you know what I'm saying? I didn't realize how fucked this is gonna be.
I didn't, I didn't re- check. You gotta remember.
I had never tested this, I only tested this difficulty in this zone.
Now we're here, and then I'm thinking, and I'm just thinking to myself, what am I doing?
But think about it, when I get to the queen or whatever, right, when I get to the queen,
let's say this is the queen.
What, let's say this is the queen here, right?
I'm gonna die, die, die, die, die, I'm assuming this is gonna happen, right, I don't know.
If the, cause I remember the queen was harder than the glues, the glues was a joke.
But maybe it's not the case.
Now I have to spend 40% of me attempting the queen, running back, and on top of that, maybe
I need a certain level of blocking skill to fight the queen, so then I have to then farm,
um, I have to sit there farming on twigs, getting my block level to like 27 so I can
actually block a hit, so then I can survive some fucking mob.
And then 40 or 50% of the queen is just me doing corpse runs, and then relivelling block.
And then a stream is now three hours of fighting a boss and three hours of like running on
a corpse and leveling up block instead of just six hours of fighting the boss.
To then get, and that's just the queen, right?
And then we're going to go through Ashland and it's just going to be, and it's the same
thing, assuming the difficulty, right?
It's going up.
It's only going, the ratio of me like doing course runs to leveling up skills is just
gonna go up. So like this 20% number is gonna go from 20 to 30 to like to 40 and
then maybe it's even like 50% of my gameplay and it's like well 50% of my
gameplay is now doing something that I don't like I will never even engage with
when I'm playing hardcore and it's just boring it's just it's like it's boring
so it's like what why it's not zero risk deaths it's like it's like the issue is
right now. It's got nothing to do with the death and everything to do with the, um, I'm
getting stuck at a wall, right? You know when you get to like a boss in Elden Ring, and
then you can't beat it, like the horse boss, and you just have to keep dying to the boss
ever and ever again, and you're going to be up to, yes, you can low W. I'll be fighting
the boss for 20 minutes, Jack, because the bosses are so tanky, and I will die in the
last two minutes to some bullshit, and then you can low W. It will still be funny. It
will still be retarded. Every boss is going to take like 20 minutes to kill and I will
f- every single boss is going to kill me in one or two hits and you could laugh and it
doesn't need to have- oh now let's also add in a course running and skill leveling whenever
that doesn't happen when I'm doing my hardcore run and this is just so I can do hardcore.
I think in- logically I completely understand that it's better to just disable it and it's
obviously cut the plate in the same way
but basically we're turning into dark souls
because there is supposed to be a souls ball in the run
im going to check the sides this, i don't know, it is checked the sides so we will just keep
It's running a skill loss on it, but now that is what it is.
It is what it is.
It's pointless to fleece out of it, because I want to play hardcore.
I want to get through this so I can play hardcore.
I said, like, these dog tamers.
I want to fucking do that.
I want to legit.
I don't, okay, once, okay, to be clear chat, once I've got through this, so I know what
I'm in for, to see how feasible it is, on Southcore, because I know, like, there is
no way you are gonna blind progress through that, like, it's like, outside of literally
having someone serve you an exact one-to-one guide, and then you just copy what the guy
I said, which I don't I don't like it's like I don't want like it's one of those things like when people googled moon lord kills
I'm not going to say who other streamers, you know use googled
Straight up one-to-one moon lord strats. It's like there and they watch moon lord guides
That's lame as fuck. It's way later than actually just raw dog blind testing the boss and soft core my opinion
You know, it's one of these things where I don't want to you know, hey, hey, you know at the end of the day at the end of the day
a name and names but like I mean it is what it is right it's what it's I and
it doesn't matter it's irrelevant what other people do it's about what I like
to do and I don't like looking I don't like that I like to just do just cover
the game myself and figure out the game myself now maybe it's like someone
types something in chat like iron block and then I get bricked because well now
he said I'm blocking the following in the script if they said I'm blocking I know
what iron block exists and it's like well I'm you know there's obviously that
issue right so when you say blind it's like blind with a caveat of like
occasionally some shit slips through the cracks but I much prefer that then
yeah doing some being some cock bitch some cock bitch shit right like like
there's some sort of fucking mega killer but again right now we're basically
Bricked up by this bullshit of
We wasting time on pointless stuff that's not even out of me for high court at all and it defeats the purpose of the run
It's like we don't figure out what's possible and how to beat it
2, we need the new fucking system in so damn long.
we need the new fucking system and so they are
As a showdown, he's getting old now.
For both his children, there's two huge bulldogs.
But boys out here, some trees are really falling.
He has two strong showdowns.
Those boys in the elbow.
He'll finish the fish, he'll show all the rules out to God, but he just dies, he dies.
Rip!
Rip!
I
I
My favorite clan match is Celestin 3.
Time arguing about what you're doing now instead of just fighting the boss classic
Just about the boss
This is
This is souls burn this is souls burn difficulty by the way
This is souls burn difficulty by the way
This is sweet. This is souls burn difficulty. It's like dark souls. It's like dark souls.
It's like dark souls.
73 months fia-a-a-a.
Was that fun guys? Was that awesome? Did that add value to it? What did I just did?
A wise man once said,
less QQ, more Pew Pew.
Kicking on that.
Um, hey Quinton, the priest frogs are back.
Shire.
Shire.
If the game was hardcore.
Then I would not die and would not need to do corpse runs
Okay, explain when I'm close to ring on our copper
So stretchy
Stretching forever
My pizza!
Last three shots.
Hey Quinn. It's Johnny Oakman here.
I never would have thought you would crash out this hard over soft core Valheim.
Many people have beat this game on very hard, including me.
Stop the code.
Fight the boss.
Either persevere or put the fries in the bag, Bojo.
Oh, retod.
Oh, come on out.
Resod.
Retod.
Retod, bro.
Retod.
Hey, retod.
It's pretty simple, brother.
It's pretty simple.
People are saying, just describe the boss.
Oh, I'll just kill him.
I'll just kill him.
You just roll it.
I'm retired and I'm not directly fired, I'm just making this up!
Or...
Right? Or...
You're Google G Gamer, right? And you're just doing exploitative methods to kill the boss.
Now I wanna develop my own-
OOF!
Oh my god, why is it-
Why is that a fucking thing?
What? Biggest D?
Biggest... D.
Why did I make that?
What is it called?
Vegas date?
Uh, date.
Fixing the volume.
I meant the volume. So the point of the volume is that it's fucking- it's so-
It- you guys just- it's just maxing out for you guys. You guys- okay, so the reason why
is because you don't even have the volume.
I'm the best at it.
It's still loud. That's still loud, mate.
That's still loud and annoying, right, my crazy?
Hi, I got it below red line.
That's good!
You are the idiots by the way for wasting your 10-up points, you should save them.
should save them
worry, I'm losing my time in good
wow, time
time level is just getting some time
I'm saving, I'm gonna be used
I have a plan chat, I have a plan.
I don't like it. Somehow my...
I don't know. Just look at it.
Look at it. Look at it.
Match. Match like this.
This is my course all those years ago.
15 minutes straight sounds like really fucking game.
Ehhh, I don't know what I'm talking about.
Ehhh, ehhh, ehhh.
Ehhh, ehhh, ehhh.
Can you believe that he's doing a defensive perimeter round his base in a permanent hardcore game, bro?
game where you can get literally bricks where your base is completely camped and
you can no longer play the game but progress even in softcore what are you
doing there the thing that allows him to play the video game
what are you doing now it's not stolen he's stolen by doing the mechanic that
allows him to actually play the video game.
As you as no one at Sony Evil don't understand difference.
I feel like people are misleading.
Why do you hate every channel point redemption you created?
I still remember the airplane crashing into the screen.
I still remember the voice changer.
I still remember the B-filter.
I still remember GPIsome Doughnows.
OK, so B-filter was Snapdragon Deleted, right?
playing crashing into the computer screen
uh...
was
on
playable
because it's literally covered my screen so i couldn't sit so what do you
think happens right every time you're in any moment when you're trying to play
the video game
this is a giant plane in the screen you can't see anything so then it basically
means you can't play the video game
right for this pointless
uh... the voice changer
I was creating an audio artifact so I got rid of it because it was like, okay, you got this
voice changer thing and then it adds a bug to the audio?
Nah.
Not worth it.
Please see what they are.
Nah, it's not a symbol.
You also have to duplicate your audio device, and then you're running this software version,
and it was fucking weird as fuck.
So those are the way those things are being removed.
Although the camera effects, Tayo reverse engineered the snap cam using power of AI,
And he's made his own off-brand version of Snapcam that actually works with all the effects
and he's downloaded them using an Android device that like, is connected and looks like
a phone and then he scrapes the filters and then he puts it into his, you know, off-brand
Snapcam thing that runs on the computer and he can also make his own filters.
And that's technically made, it's just like, you know, installing it and sharing it requires
time and effort.
you know we get one day chat you'll see
okay good
yeah I should build it out here
If I put it too close to my face, it can be a bad thing.
So yeah, the B filter technically could come back at some point in the future.
Oh, by the way, the audio effects, so like the vibrato effects, that one can be brought
back, because that was actually a VST plugin, and it doesn't actually create any audio glitches,
but it's being removed right now because I've got a new streaming computer because my previous
Intel CPU had the degradation issue and was causing crashes, so I've got a new computer
which unfortunately removes all VST plug-ins and they're all licensed and you have to like
go to the website, like log in with account details that I haven't got access to that
I had to recent my password on every single time and it would take me like a few hours
to get them back working again.
This is some boomer audio shit.
It's like basically old school boomer audio shit and they all have these stupid licenses.
get a download these weird ass stuff ways to make it work
guys miss all of them
of
the
I can't see shit man, what the fuck, I can't see nothing bruh.
I'm lucky.
Hello, little goop-o!
I was just checking the official valhime forms and there's exactly zero people complaining
about how this boss is bugged or too hard.
Smell ya later!
yeah cuz they're not playing on a civicle DeBurra. Congrats. Cool information.
no good slow quality bait bear look quality bait
some locks is you over there shit I got the wrong music on third but they're my
My immersion! My immersion!
Missed me...
Oh
Oh, suck my penis
I
Get a guy needs to be dead
But yeah
All right, you bet someone
I can't find the guy, I can't find the guy.
I'm going to use the same thing as the other two.
I got close to my bell.
F**king cunt ass bro!
Brainfrong.
of
I'm just trying to figure out my strategy, I'm going to plant.
I
Love why I'm stalling bro, does it look like I'm stalling
This is the whole part of the plan
Game I'm going to compete in the $50,000 while forever dueling tournament next month
No, each class will have a winner so you're going to win Paladin, right?
I could easily do that, but no, not right now.
You can't be fucked. I basically don't want to play well forever because...
There's a non-zero chance that I would get hooked and then...
I know it's long-term bad and I wanna...
My favorite type of WoW classic is...
...Komadip anyway.
It's just not interesting enough, I don't know how they do it.
So that's when it seems clear.
Eh.
I'm just gonna wait till if WoW Forever is still alive when Highcore comes out, then
I'll fucking give it a go.
You're a white bloodlead hacker, aren't you, right?
of
death
of
death
of
death
I think they're in the boss. This is me going in the boss, bro.
100k Chugs.
100k Ritards.
I think it's kind of fun to be a part of something bigger than yourself.
I mean if that's like, being part of the Spurgh army or whatever.
Do you genuinely think anyone believes you at this point would dissuade his age? See mentality.
You are playing softcore pal. Hardcore is not being associated with you anymore.
I'm literally known as a hardcore gamer bro.
I almost exclusively play hacker games, do hackle shit.
Okay, so you can see the arena, who can see it?
This is the bus arena, who? So I was gonna go up close to my face.
That's a scare, gout.
Are you allowed to share the live event on stream?
And are you doing IRL streams after XRCon with the po-boy?
So I contacted GGG and I tried to get him to set up a computer set up for streamers.
I said like, yo, can we get a streamer station where streamers can like, stream?
And they just said no.
They said no.
I was like, just like five computers for streamers to play on, and they could like, you know,
whatever, livestream the event there, and then test out the new build or whatever.
And then it's like nah.
Um, which I don't understand that, because BlizzCon, they legitimately pay you to go and do that, right?
They actively pay you, they'll pay you to go do it.
Where's GG?
They don't want- I don't understand. I don't get it.
Look where they are now.
What's the logic?
What's the logic? What's the reason why you wouldn't want?
To allow streamers to
Stream the events
from the event
They that paying people to go to XL con
They're flying them out the paint for the hotels that they're basically a fully sponsoring people to come to XL con right so they're doing that
But then they're not gonna allow the streamers to actually make content that
Yeah, at the end of it, so the people who go, right, the people who go, uh, effectively cucks the gun.
Right, what?
Think about it, you pay some, but unless they want the streamers to not be live so that they can all go to the main GG broadcast, I don't know.
I don't quite understand it.
Uh, but I'm gonna be absolutely live during the fucking main announcement.
Let's not get twisted, I'm gonna be live during that.
Now whether or not we do it like...
Uh, oh, does anyone, I wouldn't, I don't even, I never checked the bot to see what it was like.
Was it any good, the thing that we did last time?
Not the hotel stream, no, no, what we did last time was, uh, Teo, so I basically set
So I was turning to my computer in my house right so then I had my IRL camera small
And then we had the ggd stream big and then we didn't tell you sync that up so you could hear I
Like that know it's sucked
I feel like it's sucked now why did it suck don't you it was completely fine
the
and
you've got it misconstrued little land
they said no to you
they didn't say no to math or one
Mathil laughing at you, Mathil laughing at you, Mathil laughing at you.
Not the case, bro. Not the case, because I was trying to get them to set up a boat to...
There you are. This is Odin. Listen, man.
I think I'm just gonna give you a fast pass to Valhalla. I feel hella bad for you right now.
Valheim is supposed to be a stepping stone to Valhalla. Kind of like a proving ground.
Well
You've proved something to me
You've proved that you are a relentless gatherer
And you don't stop corpse running over and over again. It's very admirable
For this reason, I'm fast-tracking you to Valhalla to be the royal jester
Congrats, King. Can't wait to see you
All right, that's the boss arena boys you see it
Okay, now we need like 7000 rocks, uh...
How much right do you think of this?
I wonder, if I cut up the whole bottom, is it gonna pull apart?
I need like 10,000 rocks so...
Show us the planning game.
This is my plan, chat.
You either understand or you don't understand that. I don't make the rules.
Why don't you use like the smallest one by the way?
I don't understand it.
Okay, so this P stands for pillar, W stands for water.
And then that's a, uh, this is...
R.
What is the R stand for chat?
Roof.
Smart.
Hey wait, I think it might be working.
Two streams, this is my third stream bro.
It's not two streams.
I've been on this boss for three days.
People lying to us, man, how fucked was you?
That's so fucked.
It sucks, like, it's so fucked.
I meant, like, the fact that I'm gonna redevelop a whole new strat
and a whole new plan, I'm basically gonna
completely change.
I've also been wanting to add a new moat to the castle,
so you can project lead that as well.
Thanks.
Okay, break.
Oh, yeah, baby.
How much rock was that?
There's more rock, right?
There's not too much rock.
Come on.
Wait, there's no way I was holding my rock.
Yeah, 50.
Alright, this is a decent amount.
Okay, well, I need to tell the boy I need to repair some stuff.
Okay, so, let's go.
I need to take a better match at boys. We're making the boss arena. This is we're gonna kill the boss
It's gonna be fucking pockets. Get your poke dance ready. We're popping off here. I will bear back
I got the wrong music playing. I've got the wrong music play
Ghost is good, but I mean I literally add that song to my playlist, but I'm skipping anyway cuz
It's supposed to be about my music. No
I would at least, at minimum, I'm fucking busing at least one.
This is Soulsbird Difficulty, by the way! This is Soulsbird Difficulty, by the way!
Clean this fuck baby.
This is all all tablets.
That's massive gum tablets.
And that's a multi-battery game.
It's massive, it's massive, um...
Uh...
Incappable.
It's a capsule with massive gun...
...matched opponents, you just swallow it.
But I also have a teardrop massive gun that I just chew on, if you know the other places as well.
He's a ringer, he dies with complaints,
All in a leg, acting like a saint.
There is a young boy, that's his style,
Leading every guy for a little while.
If it's not, then that game must begin.
Because nobody knows when he dies with complaints.
He dies with complaints.
expletive
reopen
I
Very medium core.
Very medium core.
Wooo!
No Salvador gave a quick win.
No Salvador gave a quick win.
He dies with the plate.
He dies with the plate.
No Salvador gave a quick win.
No Salvador gave a quick win.
He's the don of the rules.
Bro, that sucks ass, bro. Like, what is this?
Really? I don't have my goipache, dude. Seriously?
I'm unbanned. Do you just time that for 10 minutes bro? 10 minutes.
Oh I'm unbanned bro! Yeah I do 10 minutes on it bro. Yeah.
Oh man, I don't know if you're that mad. What happened in your time, bro? What happened
in the time that you had? Oh, you're so happy, bro.
Okay, so...
I mean, I could get them kind of narrow.
Okay.
Now you want to...
I'd like...
Wait.
How big is he?
He's flat-back.
I don't want to have any bugs with his AI.
Maybe I'm not my Geron, I'm not even my cubes.
I could do two lines with a roof.
Wait, what about this?
Chad, hit me up.
Right?
Got you to get 3D out of the nose, Chad.
And then...
Okay, so then the roof would go like this.
He does some bullshit? You're on here.
That's you when he comes out
When he comes out to here and then does meteor in them cooked
See when I can design like which almost like this wait
Right?
How big is he, though?
He's quite big.
I could just include him, like...
Nah, you don't need that, I...
Nah, you don't need that, I...
We hear the anneries out.
This works as well, right?
He's here, I go there.
He's here, I go here.
He's here, I go there.
If you're doing longer, wait, what am I, longer?
That works, right?
I
Want to be teal I just go here
After that
Oh
He just
He's got something like three days for the song
He leads away from like for us from the black box, please wait
I'm so mad, bro.
Did you hear me, man?
Sleep, bitch!
Dude, this is a manga song.
I genuinely as a manga song.
It's kept its spot.
Greetings, my God Gamer. Thank you for the three years of God Gamer in dogtamer moments.
Yo Bob, dance, Joe brother.
Joe bro.
Joe, wait, wait, wait, wait, we have tons of rock here, so...
Oh my god, I'm just fucking iron on.
Any portal mats?
I'm just gonna make another portal so that I can build inside, uh, so that way, we'll
see what it...
If I could just rename this water, we just drew one portal.
But how many greater vices we got?
How about you can blow up the mad sabers?
Oh my god.
Are you faking being dead ass with me right now brother?
You've been dead ass with me right now brother.
What's going on?
So we're just going to get that mad smite up that face.
Okay, got to go leave songs on YouTube and make money.
I mean, they're on Discord, bro, so, I mean, you feel free to buy them on Discord on YouTube
yourself.
That's what you want to do.
Hey, wait, great advice.
Money.
Great advice.
20.
40.
4.
4.
4.
4.
4.
4.
4.
4.
4.
4.
4.
Oh my god, Grav.
Are you going to have any small skewers on this?
That's such a place to have small skewers.
Oh, I was just thinking about that!
Let the gang to bring my mind, bro.
I
Okay, something that is fucking hilarious to do is look in the text to TTS channel for
For someone generating audio, TTS messages, snipe their TTS tokens, and donate it yourself.
Any of you in chat can be funny too, built off the backs of others.
Yep.
It's true.
Yep.
It's true.
Wait, you just reminded me to remind myself of something in a second.
Okay, something that is fucking hilarious to do is look in the text to TTS channel for
someone generating audio TTS messages, snipe their TTS token and donate it yourself. Any
of you in chat can be funny too, built off the backs of others.
There it be bro, there it be, there it be.
Alright gamers, look at us go, look at us go, there it is coming up quite, and jumps
get by a wolf.
I think he is man.
I think he is.
There we go.
Almost there.
He's fucking coming.
Souls burn!
Difficulty.
By the way, my guy.
This is really hard, like, the mad gark!
SHOOT THE MAD GARK!
My god!
I have built it in the ones we'll actually build.
Okay, he's big enough to fit through that gap, right?
What are you reckon?
Yeah, he'll put through this gap, right?
He's gonna do like your glutes this hitbox will get through there
I mean, if it doesn't, I'll just cut him away and redo it again.
Whatever.
We just be a massive way to time as all of us just suck.
Who lacks vision here, Chad? Who lacks vision? You can't tell me what I'm doing right now.
What do you think I'm doing? What do you think? I'm making a fucking buzzer, Reena!
To fight the fucking boss in a way where I can fucking kill it! That's what's happening!
You gotta see that, you're not paying attention.
Wait a second.
1000 points just good
Oh, you know that this
Are you doing this?
thousand thousand points to skip skip it for
Yeah, that's genius fucking genius
10,000 points
I'm so tired of these AI songs.
Beobob dance.
Can you just skip them then, bro?
Do we need to try to skip them then?
I don't know if that's what we need.
It's kind of a blizzard solution, though, isn't it?
I create an issue and then make it look like a bypass issue.
But no, it's one of those things where it's a little more complicated than that, right?
Because obviously it's not...
You think it's an issue, right?
Or is it a lot of people like, I don't think that song was an issue?
I mean, it's like, what?
I mean, I don't know why he keeps doing that exact song over and over again, but he does.
What? That's not a bracelet to me.
What does it offend me?
You can see it, Chad. You can see it.
How big is he, bro? He's not that big, right?
How big is your gluth?
Tell me he's not that big, Chad.
I made this big enough!
quiet because this is an old song and it's not the new song is a lot of if you
mainly turn it up for this one song many other songs to see the lab
okay now the next time we get another song
Most of the numbinize you'll haunt it out.
Yes, let's compress everything, let's write out ammo.
Goodness, we got Twitch chat technicians in the chat here, huh?
Where did Marshal head?
Don't wait. Take care. You're dead.
We're talking about being mechanics
We are both a robot
Robot
I got a mighty ton of time mechanics
In mechanics
I'm the one that's been trying to plan
We are both a robot
Robot
Right now
Every day, we're both a robot
I
I
Can't get there dad good looks comes in
Right in front of him here boom boom boom boom. He does this bullshit. I walk here. Can't get me
He's going some bullshit. Can I get me?
Right. Come back out again. Can't hit him a couple times. Sweet.
No, I want that in videos. Look, out of the media is going to get me.
I like how he hit me.
Right?
Now, I want to try to put a roof on him.
So I'm not done yet.
Theoretically, the meat is only going to do that much damage.
So, put a roof on him, right?
Then, now I can just attack him for his whole video face.
Think about it, he's doing video face.
I'm just gonna-
Think about it.
A fucking roof jet.
I can make the wall higher.
You know how you make the wall higher?
they do damage but they do like siege damage as well but it's not that high
because otherwise if it was infinitely high I would just get through these rocks
super easy but it doesn't and I think rock is way less tanky than a ball
or a roof
The default is high, and one of the Alytin and a whole plant of other papers on the
ground.
You are band, band for uber uber dark souls.
This is Uba Soul's burn difficulty, by the way!
There's no time to die in this bad mode right now!
well the higher the walls are the more likely it is to stop the medias right
because the media think about it so we want to have him low deep in the ground
we want the walls to be so if I imagine the walls went to infinity right then
the medias would never get in so the lower we can make him relatively to the
the height of the wall the better so the deeper I can get him into the ground the better.
Yeah if I could make a cave but I mean basically I'm trying to make a cave right you see if
You can find them in a cave, should be good, right?
Bro, if I can make a cave?
Oh my god.
Hey, guys.
Looks like it's that time of day on this fine Sunday.
Two of them are down.
Just make some stone roof areas too so you can hide completely.
Now it just looks like a hedge maze.
All I've ever just told me, clowns labyrinth.
Yes, just some- wait, wait.
Are you listening to what I'm saying with the words out of my mouth?
So I'm putting a roof on it.
There is a roof going on this.
There is a roof going on this.
I repeat, there is a roof.
See? Like...
See here? That's off a roof.
That is a part of the plan bro, part of the plan.
I'm making a arena to fight the boss.
Again, some of you all can't understand there was an arena and um, so whenever I have this
Completed by the way if I complete okay if this even works. I'm trying to make my own mid at my own strap my own fucking build
And we're trying to make this shit work
I mean, I don't even know if it's gonna work we're gonna find out right just keep this be a complete waste of time
That the whole thing could be complete ass
I mean there's good there's gonna be pretty damn good for stopping these fucking meteos from getting me, right?
We got a high that is
I just hope he comes inside, if he doesn't come inside, I'm cooked.
I need him to come inside, even though I can get the agglomerator home inside.
These don't work on the pits anymore.
This isn't a pit bro, this isn't a pit.
I'm just deforming around a bit, that's all.
This is a little like a pit you guys, this isn't a pit.
You know media time from the sky.
Do you know that media aren't coming down vertically from the sky?
Do you know they're coming from an angle?
Do you understand like basic physics and like some trickery?
Think about it.
Bug.
I'll be fine.
You worry about yourself though bro.
We worry about yourself.
And we're just getting nice little ammo in it.
I just hope you can fit in here, bro.
Let's make a lot of it, right?
See if a goblin comes in or something.
This is not chasing the boss! I'm making it a win condition!
I
I'm making a blink in this gen I was making a wing in this gen cheese. Oh my god
Ah!
Okay, you dead.
Definitely banning you, bro.
I should probably ban you, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, look, I'm that guy, I'm this fucker.
I
Can ever get a real white one it's gonna be smooth
I
Mean if you can't get through there, I don't know what the hell
There's no way you can't get through there, right?
I don't want to be an error.
He's gonna make that angle, right?
There's no way, he's gonna make that angle.
I'm good.
If he comes down here, his medium's gonna get cooked and then I can buy him.
Right?
It's gonna work, right?
There's no way that doesn't work.
It's gonna work, right? There's no way that doesn't work.
The editor of the golfing station for the game now nobody
Diggy diggy hole
But then I can't get away with dying.
Two thousand years later.
Today was the day, champ.
Fucking...
Screee!
Alright, think about that. How's the meteor, what kind of angle?
gun. This is a good strat. I wake up. I turn on the stream. Quinn starts playing
Bel-Ain. Quinn starts digging hole in the ground. Quinn starts shooting with bow
on bears inside the hole. He shimps. He shoots again. Eventually, Quinn dies. Quinn starts
digging up a hole again. Quinn dies again. I go sleep. I wake up. Quinn starts playing
Well I'm Quinn starts digging hole in the truck Quinn starts shooting with bow and bears
Not beers I'm gonna be as bro
You know what I'm thinking out a new strategy, I mean you could even just have like a
like a small spear, like an exit hole, an entry hole for him.
Impossum Trapper most.
Okay wait, version 5 right?
Okay wait, what's like this?
I see you have taken inspiration from ancient Egyptians with this elaborate tomb system.
Will you be building the pyramid on top of this most magnificent grave site?
Oh my god, I've just solved that.
Oh, this isn't why I've got a better system.
2.0, this is 2.0.
I've just figured out a better version.
So like it's just this.
So there's an exit for me here, an exit for me here, and an exit for me here.
One entrance for him.
A pillar in the middle, a roof on top.
He does bullshit, like he does this flame thing, run out.
He finishes the flame, you run back in.
He comes in, he does this meteor attack, you get to hit him during the meteor attack.
He does this beam, you run out.
He's not doing anything, you run in, right?
You get the idea?
The nipple arena, bro.
This is it.
100%.
I'm not afraid of you, Luth.
It's just, you Luth, it's just not beatable, man.
Like, I think I understand.
The issue is, people have just been watching
hardware and players and they don't understand
how fucking stupid this version of the game is.
Like, I, from this point going forward, by the way,
I'm gonna be building a...
...forge at every boss arena so I can repair my stuff mid-arena. That's how fucked it is.
Because I'm going to have to break my weapons and repair them.
Either that or my multiple are the same of every weapon and fully upgraded.
Okay, so, like, this is how fucking stupid it is.
This is how dumb, like, I don't think you understand how dumb this shit is.
It's difficult to be a so dumb and it's not balanced like the fact they like think about that
Do you think that there's intent for the doing they intend like oh, it's a great mechanic for class to have to repair their weapons mid boss fight
And to get some I get brist again big both. It's not they didn't think like that's a great idea
That's just like oh, yeah, we just put in bouncing and we just fucked up
But we didn't ask you to do it at all
But this is the level of degeneracy we have to go to in order to kill this stuff.
I don't want to make it bad, bro.
Someone like that, they're pretty good at playing.
Someone like that, they're pretty good at playing.
I've done it a million times.
If I'm on the low difficulty, guess what?
You just roll this fist attack and then just swing at him and he just dies easily.
yes yes you can yes you can do that you can do that yes that doesn't apply to
me we're blank I'm playing a different game little burge of I'm not ready for
I don't want to see the same message typed in the chat for the umpteenth time, brother.
Okay.
I don't know if I should make it fully go around, I think, right?
I was going to make Flee open this up as like a separate entrance and everything, but I
think it's just a waste of time.
I think we just find one.
I think I just have one zone that we find them in and that's it.
Oh my god!
I figured it out.
If you're saying the boss is impossible because of the fire damage on this difficulty, then
how did him exile melee kill him without getting on fire?
Ignite's under.
One damage don't inflict the ignite.
Yes.
Yes, if so, the second you go to a fractional damage, it no longer counts as an ignite.
So at that difficulty, you don't actually get ignited.
I don't know, oh yeah.
I know what I'm doing the way
Stonehenge was built in England around 3,600 BC.
Nobody knows exactly why, but it was likely a ceremonial site aligned with the sun.
With the current technology, we can take a look into the past.
Chayet, I think I've finally figured it out.
With specific placement of the stones, I can shoot the goblins twice as effective.
This changes everything.
We can skip Cop Slop tomorrow and go straight to Digging Hole for six hours.
Quinn!
The snake!
It's let me kin!
Quinn!
On the tip, Quinn! I need you to suck the venom out!
Quinn! I said the venom not my soul! Please! Please! Please!
I see you come again.
I'm on fire. Why the hell is my World War II trench ain't helping?
Tragic!
Bozik!
Help me, JT.
This is the belt you had done it, man.
First time tuning in after a while.
is quin building a maze for some blue tower defense mod.
Nope.
Dang.
Let's see what's up here, bruhrdaanwolf
We're on the cusp now jet we're on
the Cusp
puppy, puppy, puppy
Oh, who are we, this thing here.
2 orionAPL
I was gonna actually find that a different set of gear and a whole new weapon and shit,
but actually if this strat is working as good as I think it is, I could probably just
kill it with my current shoot.
I'm going to get it twisted.
I think this drive is going to work as good as I think it does.
Which I think it will.
I'm going to see how it goes wrong.
I think it's going to work.
I mean it might go poorly.
It could go bad.
How mad is this wife, bro
How mad is his wife, bro?
That music is so loud. Are she out? What's she doing?
You got the what?
Yo.
Come on, Blanky, we're late.
I mean, it's co- look, dude, he's popping up, okay, if I reply, I'm being- you're gonna
make me be mean to Aunt.
Like, what do you want me to say?
Like, of course, like, that's cool, that ass, but it's like, you know, you can- it's like,
yes.
Guys.
Don't you see there's different conditions?
So there's different conditions that have to create different outcomes.
Ah.
He is drunk that is a different condition that is true, so how can I even get up here?
I'm gonna make this jump, bro.
Oh, god, how far will this go?
battle to go
no
I think we all know deep down animal iron
I spent the time actually learning the boss and its mechanics for this difficulty instead of hours and hours on bespoke strategy
only a god game of mind can comprehend. Well, let's be honest, we'd still be here.
Took me to fucking ours to beat that shit on normal wife chewed my eyes out and it was worth it.
I'm hard a big shield. Yes.
Mu big shield. Yes.
Mu
You need fucking for watch for an iron beam dude. I mean a fucking watch
This tunnel leads me to the boat launch ramp
Where I can make a
I've got it. Of course. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not a pussy. I just thought
You know, I might be wise to have a case I
I gotta do it!
Just kill it normally!
Just kill it normally!
Just kill it normally.
I'm a little late
You're still at normally
I'm so tired we can't wait to pull a call
What's that? What's that?
It's 4
It's 4
I
Want to try this out, okay
This ball this year I
Mean
If me having the plan like getting to a boss coming up with a solution I
I mean, this could be terrible, right? It could be a terrible idea. Who knows? Maybe the plan's terrible. Maybe the old fucking fail. It could just completely fail, by the way.
There's an absolute chance this is just, like, he sits it all on fire, and it's like, oh, it does giga damage to buildings, and then the whole fucking thing breaks, and...
It was a big waste of time and the media was just like
re-telebrating and be like oh in order to hit I need to go straight down and they just
ran straight down on me and like the whole fucking arena is just shit now and the whole
thing's just bad.
Right, yes, there is a chance that that will happen.
That does happen where you can do low W, right?
You could low W and be like, haha, feel a little straggled and work.
It does work, well then you get to respect my fucking strategic mind.
I'm outside the box thinking.
In my plan.
To defeat this fucking shit, bro.
I NEED TO BUILD A CUT TEMPLE TO KILL THE BOSS!
I think it will only take 3 more hours.
I would say I would be done in less than, I don't know, 20 minutes?
No!
We heard about your plan, tactics, belief plans, Microsoft Paint.
Quinn, is Yevluv actually happening, or is it going to be?
Oh, sick!
Ugh!
I'll stream Quinn.
Okay, check, I'm ready.
Oh, sick.
Ugh!
I- tomorrow, multiple onions, multiple carrots, we're gonna...
Get really the longest one I've got.
boopy boopy boopy bum bum
sorry champ, it's like something my kids say
it's not tiktok brain
It's a kid brain.
Okay, I got kid brain.
She way, building it there might be a misplay.
I'm gonna build it halfway up right and then build a bunch of rock on top of it like here
I'm not decorating bitches!
Does it look like a decoration?
What kind of decorations you seen little bro?
It's not a decoration, it's an instrument of war!
That is a death pit!
Hit him, death!
I need to bar-18 rock up, or I'll fucking- Dude, what the hell?
That's cool.
How the fuck is that still- Okay, let's see how he does.
I
Needed more rock man now I gotta go back down
but how come is what you guys question mackin back what we what are we catching
back in what how can you not see what I'm doing how can we not see what we're
doing
are you fucking blind man I think I can have the big get goblin which I need the
that kind so I think I have tons of rocks in my main base by the way where I
can get hella rocks wrong because I'm gonna need so much rock I'm gonna keep
out of my base and get like hundreds and hundreds of rocks I mean those fingers
are really good for getting rock as well
to us to get you gluthier nope you gluthers like I can see him I walk up
from my town I can see him. But to see if it how far I can build this thing with
one barrier if it's if it's reasonable then GG if it's like oh this is totally
fucked well then it's like from there. I mean that looks totally good right if I
can do like four layers up of that amount of HP of stuff. Oh whatever!
whatever oh fuck off I'm confused that doesn't break that's the systems that
I let them free chat because the other one started to pick it up, jumped the fence and
the lamb got split up again and I was like ah fuck it and I just let them all out.
I'm hoping that that Ram's won't do the thing where they jump over now.
Okay, let's go down- no, hey.
This breaks, I'm pissed.
Okay.
Got one my break.
but this one won't right just because it's got
all right pretty simple all right pretty simple gg it's fucking solved this
This is it!
He was doing some bullshit, bang, roll of it, there she was, she's gonna...
Okay.
Where's the behind?
Oh, get behind him, back, don't worry, this is, like, I'm gonna leave the behind there,
but you know, once I'm killed, it looks like it's gonna move on.
Deconstruct this thing.
It's fucking working, chat, it's working.
I mean, dude, this is the ultimate bonker, isn't it?
He comes in here.
What's he gonna do?
What's he gonna do?
How's he gonna run?
How's he gonna range it down on this?
What is this?
What do you mean what is this?
What does that fucking look like?
It's the loose killing fields, right?
This is where he dies.
This is tomb bro, I'm building this fucking tomb where he's gonna rest in peace like a
bozo.
I need my restabuff, fuck, I need my restabuff, are we gonna go?
We don't kill his ass.
I've not lost my mind, dude, should I test him and see if he goes in?
Dude, what if the roo is pointless and he can't even get his medial inside there anyway?
I'm just legit wasting tons of time do you think I just do a run run him over and see
what happens do I run him over and see what happens no no no no no we almost finished
it let's just finish the fucking roof right
I'm trying to make a full proof plan to kill the boss.
What do you want from me?
Hey Pipsqueak, just here for my monthly conjugal visit.
Can I get my usual welcome to Clown Town, baby?
By the way, loving the new hygiene initiative you are pushing for, your health is important.
Hygiene initiative?
What was he talking about?
I don't know what the hygiene initiative you're talking about is.
So, I was just an extra shower this morning, I was not going to, and I was like, do you
know what, do you know what, I realized a shower helps me lock in, so I have a cold
Sharon just kind of wakes me up.
That was Rick.
Uh, it's pretty good.
I've got an ozimic face, but I've never taken ozimic.
Okay, dude.
Okay.
Okay, my, okay, my dude.
Okay, bro.
How many rocks have we got here to see?
Oh, I knew I had tons of rocks.
I think I'm going to get out of here, I think I'm going to get out of here, I think I'm
going to get out of here.
people like say the shit it's you do it because of the anonymity right it's
why you do it like man you got a fucking math face bro it's legit if you
like crazy shit man what the fuck is he talking about you know what and I said
no to the welcome but let me welcome you
Welcome to your six day band, bitch.
Band from what boss was I on?
Jagged it! Band from Jagged it!
Thank you, mom.
Hi, Quinn. Can you welcome me to the circus please and kiss the camera really close and slow?
No.
I felt like I came back to that base for another reason and I don't know what it was, now I've forgotten.
What about your gears?
Ta-da!
I'm sure you've had to stack these fuckers up.
How's he gonna bite through this?
I
Shazzy gonna break for this run
Hey Quinn, welcome me to the circus please.
Sure buddy, you're welcome to the uh-
I
Clean me up solid a it's driving me mad
Dogs everywhere can't escape that
It talks about them
It's a joke
Look at that dude, look at that!
Hahaha!
Oh, your fucking joke head!
You're so dead, you gluce!
I need the beef, it's coming up there.
It's raining wall pieces, bro
That's enough for our grand-win hotman, actually.
Okay, that's gonna get a little wet on.
I think it's a very, very good.
I
Have any what
And we need
Fine
No!
I couldn't hear cause the fucking song, bro!
I couldn't hear cause the fucking song! I didn't know it was a fucking goblin!
Sisyphus was a king in Greek mythology who repeatedly cheated death and tricked the gods.
As punishment, the gods condemned him to push a huge boulder up a hill for eternity,
only for it to roll back down every time he neared the top.
But actually, that's just the story they tell.
The gods trapped him inside a children's game,
where he had to build a maze to defeat the boss and escape.
Legend says he's building mazes to this day.
Welcome us to the circus.
Kiss.
With our.
Camera.
Nope.
USS
I can do the big goblin.
I'm not gonna farm skills again, there's no need.
My only interest is if he somehow destroys the supports at the bottom.
Pussy gamer dog tamer so bad so so bad just give up at this point already it's
It's starting to get embarrassing!
Shit.
Maybe it's fine?
Maybe it's fine.
your iron fucking support's OP
attention to nothing guard doesn't even matter
and it just triggers me from a personal note so I'm just gonna do that
just cuz there's no immediate guess for that gap we don't need to worry about
about that. I mean this is the kill cave right here! Isn't it? This is the kill
cave. Just make sure I count. This is the kill cave.
There's no way he gets through that. I'm sorry there's no way.
Look at it bro, look at it!
Pirate, I just went downstairs to get a brew and accidentally farted.
That sounded like Chebacca gargling water.
A bugger.
My god!
One heaven.
One heaven.
I thought about that.
right that's right that's what I said when I said what happens if you get
something you know that's not gonna happen
you gotta think about that
so he sees what I'm doing who understands what I'm doing and why I'm doing it
so what I'm gonna do now is get it so so he doesn't explosive radius right he
isn't explosive radius right so the more you know I agree the
anonymity has been out of control I'm here to change that you have some
strong muscles okay face card arm point what are those do various big cock
strong muscle my man see my man this guy knows bro he knows
of
What is this wily coyote's arena?
Gonna lure in your gluth and drop an anvil on his head?
Alright, this is good enough. This is good enough, right? This is good enough.
This is good enough.
Alright.
Alright, wait, wait, wait.
I could put some floorboards over top and just separate these explosions a bit.
I've still got more rock to my base there, right? I can just go get more rock to my base.
I mean, there's no way. There's no way. He comes in, bang.
look at that look at that look at that oh my god that's sick oh we're good all
right whatever it's good to me she right
guys not a second one this is just this is my pipe, this is my escape pipe
I'm just imagining he does like a flame ground attack right it's clipping through the wall
and it comes and it hits me here, so I can't move out far enough.
If you don't think this is ethical, I mean you're a retard, right?
The boss is not ethical.
I'm coming up with the outside the box strategy in order to beat him.
Now, whether or not it works or not, dude, this old Hindu is actually coming into the
arena by the way.
We kind of really have to hope he comes into the arena.
This is my fucking dump coming to the arena. I am so cooked.
I underscore, love underscore, twins underscore, mom 420, give you the tier one sub to hollanda underscore scored.
They have given 40 gift subs in the channel.
That was actually riskier than that.
okay bang and actually inside here we're gonna have a little water pit
what is the water pit? the water pit is a space to get the wetty buff
I don't want it so deep that my characters like get slowed down, mega.
That should be enough.
Oh my god, bro, I just want to make it perfect, bro.
Okay, it's not working out for me.
I'm just gonna get the exact then that has been up.
Are you freaking kidding me? Now it's gonna be too low if I had eggs!
Hey Quinn, you could plant some trees on top of your coobunker
so if Yagoof destroys it, you will be one with nature.
What the fuck is he talking about?
You know what? This is perfect. It will not fail.
I am a god gamer after all.
Hey uh, Odin here.
Listen Lil' Goopo from up here, it looks like you were setting yourself up for failure.
Just sayin'.
Sure bro.
th
and what is that yet that's if I don't want to wait the vote
so like it's going so well at our new way to go
fuck it, I need it, so I can do that. Two choices.
Okay, so if I don't want the Whitney Buff, bang. We'll go over there.
So, boom boom boom boom boom boom. Ha ha ha!
That's my cucks-layer here. Boom boom boom boom. Dodging for some bullets because he's in the fire attack. Come back in.
Blah! Blah! Blah!
Over here. Now I want to get Whitney Buff. Alright, I want to get Whitney Buff.
Blah blah blah blah blah! Get Whitney Buff, bang. Go back in with Whitney Buff. I don't want to get Whitney Buff.
we go over here little bridge as you can see okay it's looking good it's looking
good Chad it's looking clean just appreciate that for a second just look
at that fucking amount of rock and iron and bullshit I've got up there just
appreciate that oh you're currently looking at oh bear back that we're on
the cuss of defeating the boss get your bullchips in me get me
Where the hell are we going?
There's a little lammo going.
Oh, he's herding, but he's herding it.
Off into the trees.
Alright, let's go campus.
Okay, so, bang, we've fallen here. Boom, we've worked down here.
Boom, loop-to-loop.
This is where I saved my repair station by the way, for my weapons and shit.
I realized that should be my repair station.
Right here
I'm gonna break my weapons in this boss chat, so we have the repair session right here bang
Should we trap him first? Should we trap your glues first? Maybe I'll start getting medial some shit rain down on me though
Let's take what these track that might be a little bit cancer. I don't know
Yeah
There is the dungeon buzzes man!
Nothing but a b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bow
For me lemme hear me...
...no in japanese
...a chainРuG and shls
That's my ffE
Hmmmmh
companions
Hmmmmh
It's a u-town-ed b-brah
I'm reading your messages
Hmmmmmm
Hmmmmh
There was no other way to make it
Web1
WetO'ed
I'm getting wetod
wetOde
Seriously, dude, this pattern is getting old, reacting for two hours, then digging for five
hours, then panicking and trying to fight the boss last minute.
Oh, what a surprise!
You didn't have enough time to kill Jaglu today.
Let's repeat that tomorrow, instead of skipping, dog shit reacts, and focusing on the boss
at the star
Wood
Yeah, we're just getting my boss food ready Jack and he will skew his mushroom
Yeah, we have some mushrooms. We have seven mushrooms
I wonder if cloudberries are the best like some I mean like bread or something right like
like genuinely like not even going for the region because I'm not planning on getting
head out of the jet.
I'm thinking about not even using the middle armor as well, uh wait we should use it, we
just do fucking leather and shit
Oh my onions are low
Nooo my onions
Tell me I've got onions in this bro
I've got... no that's not wool.
Why did it make my nails so gross?
What are these sausages?
I've really used my locks.
Fuck.
What are these?
I can do sausages,
locks meat,
and then do bread.
Yeah, fuck it. Let's do bread, bro.
That should be enough to not get one shot.
This should be all I need.
Right, like, ideally we have nothing like this.
We'll do sausages, locks five, bread.
That's it
This threat that a threat that I have doesn't involve me taking damage
Involves me just owning the fucking boss like the little bitch that he is
Putting in this fucking place where he fucking belongs dead in the fucking ground for me
Uh, realistically, I don't even need, uh, yeah, realistically, we don't even need...
Oops, I clicked the bread, yeah, we'll do that, so it's just fine.
Those are the fucking rams, by the way.
Those are the fucking rams.
That's the rams that made me have to get sheep shit out of my fucking driveway.
These are the rams that like started the whole shape arc of having to put the sheep in my
fucking drive-by so they won't, because they keep jumping the fucking things.
I'm going to fill it up with logs dude.
Oh, it's not letting me do it.
Oh my god, Darv.
The world says send a legman to fuck up or what the hell?
Oh that's some bullshit bro, that's some bullshit.
Oh my god, he's the imbot reading me bro, he's the imbot reading me bro for real.
I'm about to get shot bro, come to fucking a boy.
There's like Goblin is right now the goblins. There's no fucking way
Hey!
Oh!
What am I doing? I'm getting wood for some reason.
I need to get wood for something. It's like 5- 5 steps deep is why I need wood.
Guys, do I get a repair station up and running outside the boss?
I'd need to close with the oven, that's right.
What?
He's gifted a tier 1 sub to semi-subs.
I don't even get to say it! I don't even get to say it!
I don't even get to say it!
Quinn, you got this big dog. You're the absolute God Gamer. I don't care if Jack Spam's vegan,
you're an inspiration to all mentally retarded gamers out there.
I
Mom it's my child last night, bro
Oh my gag
Give me my bath
Get out of my face!
Nice!
I do all kinds of loose songs, bro.
Oh my god, this fucking...
Oh
That's what we're about to do, brothers!
glutes on the chopping block baby not in two hours no no no no no I'm going with
bread I'm going with bread sausages and locks five which I have in my bag right
now
that is what I'm going with if it if everything goes to plan your booth is
gonna be dead unless in 20 minutes. Oh well, you know what, it's actually gonna take a
while to kill him. Just the amount of times I need to hit him is ridiculous, so the boss
fight itself, I intend to be engaged with the boss fight. Very soon. I want to jet, do
I ditch my heavy armor for this strat? Because I really shouldn't need it. The idea is I'm
Nobody can hit.
Not naked, just used liver.
Going naked, you!
No, why would I do that?
It's stupid as hell.
What am I going to act around the skate over?
know can we get a little bit of rock we do need some rock here so we aren't
cooking my stuff
yeah I don't mind yeah
ice cage did it six percent misspeed oh I have tons of ice cave mats wait I should
Check that.
What am I cooking fully delivelled?
What the hell, that's crazy.
I'm cooking actually fully delivelled.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Cause we got troll armor, which would be bow damage,
which we're not gonna use.
We have beer gear, which beer gear technically works,
because it gives me more damage
I'm not gonna get hit, right?
But then what if I get hit by like a fucking mosquito?
I was gonna craft that stupid moon speed flask as well for extra moon speed
just to make it a little bit more
safe
do I have this stuff?
eh, fuck that, we don't need it
I think getting, I think taking off the padded armor is the play
it's like a, it's just a moon speeded increase in itself, right?
I had so much food yesterday, by the way. Oh my god, I had so much food.
I tell you, oh, I had my momie, which Abby Max, had that after string.
Then we took, I guess, at a restaurant.
This is holidays.
And I was like, ah, fuck it.
All right, Abby, you're going to help me eat.
You're going to help me eat some nachos.
And my steak sandwich.
And she's like, y'all, you have some nachos and some of your chips.
So that's like a half-half right? Half-half?
Anyway...
She ate like two chips and then didn't like the nachos.
So I had to devour the whole thing myself.
Put on half a kg.
Half a kilogram when we go.
I was so... I couldn't even...
Dude, I was waking up.
I was not even gonna tell you I was so full because I had so much food.
Had to.
I gotta eat it all, man!
I don't waste food here, bro!
There's not a food wasting stream.
It's not because in Africa, bro.
I'm gonna not gonna waste no food.
they need me to eat that they need me to eat those nachos bro this is what it is
I'm gonna make the rules
it's my newest domain stop and give it an effort I really can't be wasting your
food I just tell the sense grab me eating food here
helps the kids in everything so now
just see if I have all the mats for it I think is earning I have a high level
fucking I guess I'll tell a boy all right
I think I should I think I should have a repair it would be super easy to get the
repair thing set up I can just legit pick up my stuff that's there and just move
the boss area I think I should trap the boss first though right maybe I want to
get the boss trapped in my arena and then once he's trapped in my arena then I
I can just walk away from them.
And just let me get onto, you know.
Fortunately, it's true.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just fuckin' trapped.
Brooooooooo!
He's in this fucking dungeon, he's stuck in the zone, bang boom.
What level do you need to fucking repair?
I'm gonna kill him with Frostnir, right?
I suspect there's gonna be a lot of Frostnir banging right there.
What the fuck is this?
This is what winning looks like, bro. Okay
That's what you need to understand
This is what look at this thing. Yeah, I should make that in my base, bro. It's that cool
This truck should turn out so badass
Man, I get us hollow that
Rock part out and it's like a fucking shit. I'm so fucking good. Look at it. It's a fucking fortress
Wait, what's this hole?
Hey Quinn, how's it going?
Where the hell am I?
Well, dumbass, you are in Australia.
Oh, what, hey Matil, well I've died 162 times in Belheim.
That's cool. We're playing Diablo IV, Season 15.
What the hell?
Jagloth!
Jagluuuuusssss!
Yagluuuuuf! Yagluuuuuf!
Is it a little bit of an axe?
Is that a lot of damage?
Well, I could do this instead of having a repair set up. I'll just kill them with my Frost Nade and my axe, right?
It's good enough, right?
I see the problem.
I don't even need it for what operating base.
Let's have a look at the Fenrir, see if we can quick down here.
Alright, let's go ahead and get over to that Fenrir seat.
Oh wow!
Resistant versus fire!
Thing is, it's pointless. I don't need that because I'm already resistant to fire anyway. It's irrelevant.
Doesn't do anything.
it's just that it's the reverse it's what it is is this right what is what it
is is this it's the fact that not only does it not give you a misspeak you got
to give you a misspeak increase.
Yeah, it's a fessing. Yeah, but I don't really get to see this either gonna work and you look like a genius or it's gonna fail spectacularly and I'm gonna die laugh. Can't wait to see.
It's gonna work bro. It's gonna work. There's no way. How could it not work?
Anyway, it doesn't work as if he doesn't come in at the trap in my opinion.
Or somehow his attacks, like, maybe his hitbox versus attack is like huge and then it actually
hits the support beams.
Like maybe when he hits the ground it's like a giant AoE around him.
And then it hits the support beams and then the whole fucking, and then the media's rolled
inside and then I'm broke.
You know?
There's some reams, nah, fuck, it's good.
It's good, it's good.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
So we're not actually fighting the boss in that chat, we're just going to trap him.
We're going to trap him, so we're going to aggro the boss and bring him to the, we're
We're gonna find out right now if it works.
Uh, we just go right now.
Why? There's no reason to just go right now.
Just rest a little bit.
Just rest a little bit, get a little bit of focus.
Well, it's gonna trap him, and then...
Yeah, let's just trap him.
So I'm literally gonna trap him, Jack, to be clear.
The like I'm but it said it's not like I'm stuck in there with him
He's stuck in there with me very well, and if I want to just leave I'll just leave
It's actually really smart
Realistically the way you should build this arena is on the spawn point of the boss
So then therefore he spawns into the trap and then if you're like fighting and losing you just walk away
And if you're playing hardcore, that's a very relevant strategy. He heals back before but who gives a fuck
Just come back
Come back later. If I don't want you to brist it back up and got some better food
How are you gonna damage it? You'll see
Cuz he's big I'm small I can give her a small gap. He can't give her a small gap think about it
It's it's genius chance genius. This is genius shit. This is blood gamer method
Yeah, what the fuck bitch you fuck back in oh you dodged me you dodged me oh he's
scamming me bros if I got things gonna hit
To do it's kind of low damage, huh?
First is actually a good damage weapon
Okay, chat.
Let's bring the trap.
They're springing the trap!
You'll never see it coming.
He's an stupid boss. I'm a fucking intelligent human being. What's he gonna do, bro?
He can't fucking comprehend what I'm about to do to his ass.
He doesn't know that he's about to get fucking cooked by my elite strat.
Come here, boy! Come here!
Fuck, I hope he feds, bro. Oh, I bet I hope he feds.
Oh, it's gonna suck if he doesn't fit man
Okay, he's attacking my workbench
He'll fit
He'll fit
Right here boy right here boy come on boy come on you won't oh
He's coming in come on. He's coming in. He's coming in
Wait, no, keep going. Keep going. No, no, no. Keep going. Keep going.
Keep coming. Keep coming. Keep coming.
My roof! My roof!
It protects me.
Okay, wait. I'm not at the start of the boss. You're supposed to come a little bit further.
Wait, I gotta keep attacking. I gotta keep attacking.
What happened to my roof? What happened to- what the fuck?
Oh my god he already destroyed like one.
Okay that wasn't actually an attempt anyway, so that was just how I was trying to lure
him in. That wasn't actually an attempt.
Okay
That wouldn't attempt that would check I was just trying to lure him into the thing
I wasn't even that was not I wasn't like I would go back and get my 20-minute arrested buff and shit
I'm gonna find him for real. That's just me trying to lure him in. I'm gonna switch to a leather gear when I'm actually finding him
I just wanted to come through so I think we have to lure him out and then make it a bit wider so we can get in and then
Once he's in make it build it up again
Okay.
Okay, I'll stay.
Okay, I'm dead.
No!
The roof!
The roof!
The roof!
The roof!
the
Yeah, the roof is not working out for me.
Oh
We then come on come on come on
Oh
And
Little bitch oh shit
He's wrong get me he's wrong get me he's wrong get me you got get me any a bitch you got get me any bitch
What are you gonna do about it?
Ah, punk ass, bitch!
I'm in my cuckbunker!
I'm in my cuckbunker, bitch!
I'm trying to make it bigger for you, so you can get at you, fuck!
Come on, fatty!
Oh!
Oh!
Alright, that's the medius.
It must be so close, right?
It must be so close!
Okay, let's just pull him right out and then I'll go back and I'm blinding it again.
Oh whatever you fucking bugged game, I'm behind a fucking wall cunt!
I'm behind a fucking wall!
And what world are you hitting me?
From behind a fucking wall?
That doesn't make any sense!
The shockwave would have stopped, it would have done no damage, you stupid ass bitch!
You stupid bitch!
Fucking cheated?
Fucking hacking?
I mean I should know that though, it's a video game engine, it's not calculating
truck like that.
I'm not finding the bus yet, I'm moving in the way.
Come here boy.
What am I talking about?
Well, I'm in my portal bro.
Wasn't that my boss portal zone?
Was this not my boss portal?
Ah, shit.
I'm pretty sure I'm my boss, but it was.
I'll just find backer, yes.
To the cock cave!
This is not the boss fight yet, no!
I'm engaging with the boss technically though.
You could sense the boss engagement. I'll go with that.
I mean, there's no way I ain't making it through there, right?
There's no way I ain't makin' it through there, right?
I don't lose my stone bruh, I spend all the time...
I'll sell my stone.
Okay, pick up him, would you?
Just pick up him, would you?
It's where God, he destroys that chest, bro.
Woo!
Oh
Yeah, oh, yeah, oh shit is going on. Oh shit is on. Oh, wait, what's my plan now? Keep going. Keep going. No keep going
My god, I don't screen's fucking great
I
Can we go I really fucking see Argen he's cut stuff I got the construct bro Argen that cunt stuck
Argen that cunt is stuck now, bro. We are good
We are good! We are good! He's trapped! He's trapped! He's trapped! He's trapped!
How are we going to go out of him?
Okay, he's not puttles using. I'm fully resetting him.
So, and Akra would have done that. He'd say he spawns into the trap.
into the trap. Okay, now that I know that this is how fucked the boss is, in
hardcore I sp- he spawns in to the trap. Do you understand? I spawn him in the
trap. He's already in the trap. So now I'm just doing a- I'm just gonna retroactively
get him in the trap. Which is what we're doing currently. So now we simply come in
And check this out
Check this out boys
Check this out
Now I walk out you can't get out
Oh fuck he's gonna go get me bro
You're gonna do bitch, huh? He's gonna come out for you come out come in a fight with a man
Oh
Okay, did he write a meteor for it a wall that's stupid as hell how can we can do that?
You just wait, he's in the trap, or you just wait.
He destroyed the portal!
He destroyed the portal, the cunt!
Oh my god, dude.
strategy indeed.
I got one of the A.F.Bots and doing a chase drag.
I
Whatever stats I ever had it gone. Oh my god, dude. I
Thought he was out of combat is a double chilling
JK JK JK JK JK not a comeback or not out of combat be the way you're interested again
Okay, chat! Um, let's quick-test out normal mode. What a chat. I'm not lowering the difficulty,
I'm just testing out killing Jagdloth on normal mode.
Finally! I killed this bitch, ass boos! What do you mean I did it on normal mode and switched
back to very hard shut the fuck up chat stop trying to gaslight me you low IQ
retards it doesn't even make sense fuck you your band for Quincor of all
Okay, now we can actually get ready to do our actual test.
Okay, let's just do some, let's do a theoretical test.
Let's do a theoretical test, okay, so I'm actually gonna do it before he's doing a
I'm doing a fuck
Action is coming
of
the
off
, I got this is a lot of all of
his children are the top of all of
Why am I smelling French fries?
I
I must feel like I got left
I guess no pina
my rocks man I found like 7,000 rocks and they're all gonna get deleted by the way
I should work if I okay shoots there I go here
Oh my god, he just took every workbench bro.
He broke my workbench no way.
I CAN'T MOVE!
OOOOOOOH!
FUCK YOU!
That's course run, that was literally course run.
The Mias is coming straight in.
Anymore room to move.
Oh, I fucking have no fucking shit in my contigan, bro! Fuck you!
6, 6, 7, 8, 15, me 100, and me 118.
Hello, Quinton. It's Yadav here.
Thank you for building the house for me.
I didn't ask for it, but thank you anyway.
Can you leave now? Leave me alone.
Stop pestering me in my house.
This is not your house!
This is your...
TOOOM!
of
death
of
death
of
Two hours later.
So, seriously?
What ever!
Oh my god!
I've wired him out of my rock this morning, yeah, I spent so long coming that rock
This is so fucking AIDS, bro
Bro.
Well, cause he didn't fit in the fucking thing, bro.
And now I'm cooked.
gentrification damage. Are you trying to price him out of his house?
of
like side game like fucking I don't know what you want to call this like
ooh I just run back and die run back and die I'm not even I'm legit I'm not
playing it in hardcore run you never are doing this this is never happening this
is so I'm just wasting my time like learning tech to run back mode that I'm
never playing again ever once I go back hardcore it's so stupid the suck which
should suck so much ass bro
Uhhhhhhhhhh
I'm usually a full amount
KT Yacht
Chet
KT
Teh Teh Teh, I can't wait for Quinn to eventually stop playing Valheim and resume his hardcore Terraria run that he's been promising us he would totally finish TM.
I'm just wasting my time, I'm changing the settings, I'm changing the settings, I'm
I'm gonna send very hard mode, but it's just the stupid shit where I'm just running back from the loot made corpse all the time
It's just a waste of time. It does nothing. It does nothing, but I want to practice for hardcore. This is pointless. I
Can go on now, but it's pointless because I want to I'm gonna be stuck it
It's pointless
No, no, I'm keeping on the exact same difficulty
I'm just gonna change the death count is to be not fucking
You so chat in hardcore when you die you delete your world, right?
And I call you die you delete your world right pretty simple
When you die you do it your world and I call
So then you never have a run back
So then this whole thing where I'm running back. I'm not practicing for my heart Iran. I'm just repeatedly
legitimately half of my game has been me naked running back to my corpse just
dying over and over again it's just and it's so dog shit it's like I don't want
to feel it it's lame and it's pointless cuz it's not I'm supposed to be doing
this day this is supposed to be souls born do you run back to your corpse naked
and souls games you don't it's like the whole point is I'm gonna solve one
difficulty I want to play like souls game this is not it guys this is not it
Shet time is not changing much, just anything I need to that will let me eventually beat
the game.
No, I'm soonness.
Turn this and be nice, I'm just going, where are we?
Start.
We'll modify those.
So combat says I'm very hard, death penalty is just easy, but very death penalty.
That's good. That's good to me. That's it. It's casual mode. Casual mode. Very casual.
Very hard casual.
Casual disability mode. Yep, very hard casual disability.
Is that what I'm doing?
I'm doing casual mode on this movie
What do you think about that? What does that make you feel? That's what you feel. I'm making that my choice
That's my choice
this is a check this is so I can do hardcore sonar to be clear I want to be
up to like amazing so I can do hardcore soon up was this guy just doing some
I
Want to be fighting the boss and not just running back to my corpse all the time
Okay, oh
Loot the corpse loot. Oh, oh, can't look the corpse come to the corpse. Why is that a fucking thing, bro?
I don't know why the fuck that's a fucking mechanic. It's just stupidest mechanic. I've seen my fucking life, bro
This stupidest fucking mechanic ever seen in my life. Oh you can't do your own corpse, bro!
No, I'm just gonna stand there and do nothing and not little corpse in the GG heart. Now you died again, and I've lost all my fucking food bugger
I can't even get it.
Who's shit?
I saw you eat some bread.
Dark Souls is missing one of those casual sliders.
Axel's is actually balanced.
Aw, fuck, suck of penis, bro. Suck of penis.
WALK UP, YOU GUNS!
Oh, I'm a hubby. Mr. Edgar.
Oh, he's just dragging my whole base.
Oh, my God.
I'm sure.
I'm very popular.
I'm scared.
I get perfect.
And skill can be acquired by stalling.
Which means you need to drop the difficulty a little bit.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
Close it.
FUNNY ASS, BRO!
Welcome back to the Quinn69 show!
Let's see what settings will he change next.
Stay tuned!
I've got gifted subject fool going.
Next complaint is that when he dies,
he loses all his food buffs and has to eat again,
then wait for his health to fill out.
I think I found mushroom guys.
Quinten, we at the hardcore Godgamer's guilty of I revoke your membership.
You are no longer welcome among us.
I don't get what you say, I've explained my logic.
I've explained why it's stupid, and why it's retarded, and I've realized it's retarded,
And the boring plan is difficult being where our relatives were shot at.
It's just a massive waste of time.
And...
It's...
I...
I...
It's unfun and annoying.
And it's not...
I'm letting nothing by call.
I'm not letting anything, I deleted it, I deleted it, I deleted it, unfortunately.
I mean, I did make it here, because, dude, how am I going to get my stuff back?
Oh, but I don't even know the fucking name of the portals, dude.
Oh, they destroyed my portals, they destroyed my base, bro.
Like a wrong fucking weapon out of naked it was called
When I haven't seen you stuck in iron this bat since back in the day when those stream snipers caught you in League of Legends
I'm gonna make a new arena chat because my ring is bright spot you're glue
And I can't it's like she just came to attack you out of the arena, so
Cooks oh
West bosses when they kill you just de spawn bro. Why do they not de spawn bro?
He just camps you there bro
I think I found fucking food
Oh
How long it's along my rocks gone that rock took me so long to farm is it all gonna be gone
It's all gonna be gone, isn't it all the rock is decent money as we speak its oldest getting deleted
Legit thousands of rock just getting poofed vanished
Hardcore is so much better than Southcore on those difficulty birds.
This is like literally at the most ages.
Hire!
This is the most age-dulture experience I've ever had on Valheim ever.
This is legit.
This is so fucking cancer.
This is so weird.
Like I don't even know what the fuck, I just lost it.
Everything's gone.
I'm fucking fully reset.
Deleted all my currency, deleted all my fucking shit.
All my reels are gone.
Everything I build is just destroyed instantly.
Oh
I still can't believe ya gluth built a bunker for himself. This 1.0 is crazy, but I believe you still can win
Hey, where have I got my boss music on? I've got some boss music off, chap. I've got some
boss music off. Put it back to the minnows, please, okay?
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Man, I'm so negative, rest chat.
This is so fucking pain jam, bro.
Tough game, Max LOL.
Tough game, Max LOL.
Tough game, Max LOL.
Stick to cheesing bosses with the epiclude mod Little Lamb.
Enchantment Gamer.
Fraud.
Mathal laughing at you.
You were so confident about that fucking bunker equipment.
I was so excited to use that bunker, bro.
It was all for naught. It was all for naught.
Fenris is giga-fire-less. It's not the giga-fire-less, bro.
bro it's just resistant to fire. barley wine is resistant to fire.
the old chat said that doesn't stack. a long time ago chat told me it doesn't stack.
they're the same it doesn't say I will I should go movespeed stuff though
cuz tanking is not viable I really need a male be a better it's crazy cuz I
thought like him being trapped and they'll be so good because like you
can't get me when he's in there I can just kind of kind of come and go there
please and upgrade and modify the base like I basically just bricked my base
now my whole fucking and and and all so much resources just being
incinerated right now all my iron is getting deleted it's all just that all
the portals everything's getting deleted right now because I can't stop him he's
just in there well I'm gonna try to break him out kind of a way and start up a
new arena the same location
I haven't had a real event
Man maxed 1,000 bro.
Oh god.
There's one now.
Alright, let's see if man maxed correct.
What do you think, come on, Venom?
What do you guys think?
What do you guys think?
It stacks you zoo animal.
It's so confidently wrong.
Like, what do you guys think? Do we pound or this?
He was just trying to help by what saying you animal at stacks when it doesn't stack like
Yeah, let's turn up. I was great. You'd be good help
Just do dick pillars in a circle for the arena.
With this underground wet shit.
Yep.
Looks too late.
The thing is, I want to change the arena now,
now that I know this will work.
Now I want to change it, but he's in there.
So, it's like, do I create a new arena?
Like, what, you know?
You know what I'm gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
He's in there, bro.
He came in and fucked my shit up,
but I should try to get him out, right?
Should I try to get him out?
How bad are the mechanics?
I know the mechanics! I know the mechanics!
You got it!
I'm going to do it! I'm going to plan! My other plan just didn't work as I planned, so now
I'm going to go and do a new plan. I have a plan that's foolproof that I can eventually
get on with. It's fine, I'm just going to do the new plan. But now I just have to unfuck
my fucking shit, bruh. That's it. I'm just going to fix it. I'm fucking my shit. It's
Oh, we're on fucking dirt. We on fucking dirt.
What's it doing?
What's it doing?
What's it doing?
What's it doing?
You're so pathetic man, you are legit so pathetic. I felt sorry for you
So pathetic
Have you considered the fact that I don't want to wonder God I was gonna beat the game myself if we considered that bad
What is what you want you want you go
What the bloody flying video game bro people who play video games and just use walkthroughs
like what you don't even play in a video game or like half the fucking video game is figuring
out a big video game yourself but if you just fucking look at a walkthrough you don't even
been the field guy for what he been doing for.
Legit, what are you doing?
Stop holding.
okay where food we can approach look you look
all right all right I'm done molding let's go
I need to get my shit back.
I think I have to pull the boss out.
Right?
Right?
Hey, my man.
Yeah, we'll try.
Um...
I should put a door in my fucking thing, but I can't be bullet.
It's gonna backfire off me again.
I wanna try movement speed maxing, full leather build and just out, basically, giga stamina,
giga movement speed and I can just run really quickly to dodge all the medias so they don't
hit me and then I'm just gonna stab them.
Okay, how can I break him out of here?
This is where I get hit by a meteor that's just coming at me right now.
Maybe we can get him out with the hook.
Alright, come on, come on.
I
Can't even see me bro
No!
All right, dude.
All right, cool.
All right, so I just get lived that I had a club in a second.
Oh, I see.
You don't get back when you live in this stuff.
That's cool.
Okay.
Okay, that's good.
That's nice.
That's nice.
Okay, so it's still canceling.
It's less canceling because you do this in VR mode.
So let's get some.
Uhhh...
See, you still don't have any of your food buffs.
Sorry, just get back slowin' that way, it's actually worse.
This-this actually might be worse.
He's still gonna get one shot.
Now you're just 15% slower.
Are you going to quit this when forever comes out?
Thanks for 59 months.
No.
Hey, we have to make a new arena.
I have to get him out somehow.
I'm gonna have to get back to the middle, I'm gonna have to get back to the middle, okay
we're gonna, where's the cannon from bro?
Yeah, I'd rather he's just like not in there and I have different pillars that I can move
around just does normally and then I was fast.
But he's kind of like stuck in there now so I gotta get him out but how the fuck do
I get him out bro?
That's dying.
I guess that's why I'm doing videos and then I get him out.
I go now, I go now, we're breaking that now, there you go.
So like right hands, well his left hand I'd say.
What's that? Is this emoting on me? That's videos.
That goes twice, right?
Alright, you can get out now, man. You can get out now.
Alright, you can get out. That's not what you're doing.
Oh! Come on! Why did he do that fucking...
He said Mazingo!
Why did you get hit?
Come on, you can make it out, bro!
You can make it out, bro!
Oh
He money he money this big chance of me to hit let's go
This is correct. I just gonna make it brand new arena from scratch dude legit. I just gonna did ask make a brand new arena from scratch
Like yeah, I'm just gonna make it your arena
He's gonna make one of here.
That is what it is.
Well, I gotta get him out though!
It's pointless!
Dude!
What the fuck?
How can he possibly do that?
From that far away, bro.
Why get him out?
Well, I want to get him out,
because what's the point of having him
Like if I can't
Find him at the new arena because he's stuck in there. I'm still stuck right he's still stuck
Question how much burger patties do these cheeks hold you little hamster
Oh, I fucking have cancer, it's very warped the fuck.
Oh my god, this is so fucking shit.
This is so shit.
This is so shit.
Maybe I get the fast set and I just try to fight him in there.
I can maybe do it if I'm fast enough, right?
If I'm fast enough I can still fight him in there, right, surely.
I just have to be like, okay, bait him to do the attack, just run around the opposite
side, bang.
Let's get the- let's get- let's get the fuckin' Moonspeed set, but maximum Moonspeed
courage.
And it dares me to don't get hit.
Okay.
Oh my god, oh my re-zoses.
all my resources. Oh my god, I'm just thinking about the resources I'm wasting right now,
bro. They're gone. All the iron engine is gone, bro. I have to go back and swap my iron
out again, it is what it is. I still got decent amount of whatever it is, but it's other bronze
as well, and the whole like 7000 stone, like, stone from literally like weeks of playing
the game, bro. Okay, Fenrir's set, where the fuck's that? It's in the other base.
I have dirty pee and pee in my pants.
It's all for breathing time again It's all for breathing time, I swear
Breathing walls in the tall grass Cooking lots by the floor, the feast
Feeling cozy by the high fire Damn ain't ever my best
It's all for breathing time again It's all for breathing time again
Let's go for breathing time again.
Let's go for breathing time again.
It's definitely like gum, right?
Let's go to the mount.
Big part of Sevens is that every egg in the song gets skipped out, it'd be so heavy.
Fuck it, it's recent, the boss man!
I don't know what to do, he's like stuck there, I don't know what to do, like he's
fucking the boss is stuck there.
Yeah, what do you want me to do?
He's got bugs in the area though, so that's nice.
He regains barricade from the post.
My tentac- wait!
He conned him with a fist.
If I set up a blaster to repair my bow and arrow, I don't want to kill him like that
though bro.
I don't want to kill him like that.
So like, while he's looking at me, while his head is like, while his head is, whatever,
while his head is fucked out, you shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, watch his
hand come up, you run from it with the right dodging videos, shoot him, shoot him, shoot
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.
Watch his hand go up.
Move to the left or right.
Shoot him, shoot him, shoot him, shoot him.
Hey, maybe I should do that
to just kill him as fast as possible.
Wait, that might work.
So that had no downtime on the shots.
From running, he hasn't moved.
But this actually might work.
I might, that should my bow would break.
I've lost on my battery skill as well
There's a big where is it
32 that's terrible with troll set bro with troll set
Ah, it's not Troll, it's the other set, it's the, I'm thinking the back set.
It's going to back set.
I'm for sure under the second boat.
Well, we need to register a pair.
I don't have to have a repair station set up in my boat.
Which I could just do.
The issue is it would break.
I've never saw, like, locks.
Oh, shit.
Okay, chatlets, double-check all of our settings here.
Softcore mode, check.
Difficulty, casual mode, check.
Built-Media YouTube guide boss arena, check.
Okay, here we go, guys.
what the hell this bus is busted
this game is dodged
hey uh... guys
uh... i feel doing a freestyle rap real quick
check it out homies yeah yeah
i got a gray kitty white one and a tabby two
and a big orange guy who put snakes in my shoes
I'm mad MC skills leave you struck and I roll with my kiddies and I'm hot as fuck
I'm down with play-doh and socrates and I like to get busy with all the ladies sit something something up my shade
I
Was hit
My wish was such function in this brah. How is this one for no man?
Come on bro you can fit it.
Locke's helmet, Locke's jacket, come on don't break the dowels, yeah straddles.
Just be Locke's.
Just get the toad. You need roots. Fuck you. You need roots.
Man, really? What do I need roots for, bro?
What? Have we got the full bonus? Who cares?
OK.
Shit, look at this guy.
Look at this guy, bro.
What the hell?
I'm like a little furry or something.
Oh, that lacks.
Alright, fuck my toilet credit game.
It's funny because I didn't even need it.
Fuck it's actually completely less in time. It's stupid as fuck.
Okay, we're gonna do that. I like that.
Umm...
Okay, wait. I gotta fucking ghillie suit up in this good shit.
Uh, okay, I'm just gonna run back to the base and repair.
That's how I'm gonna do it.
Okay, what we gotta do is this, like, first.
Jack!
Hey Jackass, type forward slash sortcraft name in chat.
Slash sortcraft name to alphabetically sort your crafting table.
Wait what? Wait.
I like didn't work that's a
didn't work I said so this two locks
Looks like I have locks fur, sword, craft, locks fur.
Man whatever it's not working what are you trying to tell me.
I don't know if I can actually hit a little bro.
Nope, just literally the word name.
I did it, didn't work.
and
And before I broke him out by the way...
What if I broke his ass out?
What if he's out now?
He isn't even very mad at me.
Uh...
Ah, dude, I got me fucked, man. Honestly.
I hate that we lost a little bit of it.
I got me fucked.
I'm just gonna run back okay the arrows we've got are gonna be enough
everything's gonna work out great for me wait I can maybe make some more
I'm not gonna let you get away with it.
I'm sorry, Todd.
I'm not fucking kidding.
I must have gone out of the chest.
Thank you.
Ah, there it is.
When maybe if you keep trespassing in his yard and maybe do some soliciting try and sell him some solar panels or something
He might be willing to sell his house the greatest property value to get him to move out
Never get a day. I mean, I don't know. It's yeah church
To this name
Okay.
I'll get any arrows this. All right.
Okay.
Okay, so instead of running back, if we run into the bow brace, we'll just run back and
we'll just lose some uptime, but it is.
That's a lot of arrows, right?
That's a lot of arrows.
Poison arrows.
Wait, but I'm trying to get poison, probably not.
Let's not, let's think about that.
Okay, let's see what happens here.
They just, they just attempt, they just do a theoretical test with the...
...Blenaris.
So this is theory, this is a real attempt.
Let's just do a theoretical test.
IMPOT READING MASCATO FROM!
So theoretical test is I'm fast, right?
Because I got the fucking locks and I should be able to see him.
And he can't hit me with anything, so just get real close.
Right?
Is that you with the CS mechanics?
Wait, you got enemy from there, right?
Oh my god, bro.
That's his right hand.
Oh shit! I was trying to look at what I was looking at bro!
I couldn't tell what I was looking at bro!
Dude! Snap a can of that! What the fuck!
I know it's three fucking attacks. It's just like it was clipping through the walls. I couldn't see it
I got a little hair on this bitch, I got a little hair on this bitch, fuck off pussy,
okey, bitch
someone just banning guy
Can't it affect the arena a little bit? Do I have any rock on me? I guess it's the looters. Okay, he's not gonna have to
Hey Quinn real talk
I just saw my end of your bonus dropping in next month and I think New Zealand sounds like a good trip to take with
Would you be dawn for having a brew with me in NZ?
There's a couple craft breweries near one canoe that look nice.
They use local sourced NZ hot.
Wash a think home skillet, chair brosal.
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my rocks are a lot grow that's how much don't you fucking get don't you fucking
Yeah, you fucking did you fucking did the fucking AFK right now
Yeah, okay
Put it on the ground! It's fucking flat! It's fucking flat!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
If only this game had...
I don't know...
some kind of terminal time...
...
...
...
...
...
...
I
Again
Well
What the fuck
Well almost what
down below it down the slide apart still he hasn't gone that far it stays bad
they say he's fat he's marking underneath his hand
his mind is freeing at the seams
The boss is known in all...
Pull it down!
...and the next boss is Brazil
And the air start to fall
He's losing all his will
He's damaged your and feeling small
The next boss is Brazil
Watch the guy game the slide
He's got him for the hill
And the world is to high
and
He has the pixels on the floor
Then moves like back to down small
Yeah, and all says Brazil
And the meteor starts to fall
He's losing all his will
Standing short and feeling small
Yeah, and all says Brazil
And the guy came alive
He's heading for the disc
We're left behind!
Oh my god, oh my god, I was literally fucking running bro. I
Was pre-moving it didn't even matter
I'm gonna get him out of this I'm not yet. I gotta get I gotta get you look out. I don't know what to tell you
I
What I gotta just move into the right side and then build a fucking wall behind him so you don't move
Oh, man, it's just fucking so stupid, bro. This is just so stupid
Oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro.
I could find a second location to spawn him in, true.
I thought like, ah, well the meteors are coming along.
Thing is,
Kev was expecting him to just sit there,
in the one spot.
But he doesn't, he moves.
I just wanna fucking fight him normally.
And Bellpillars out here, that's what I wanna do.
But I can't do that, cause he's fucking stuck in there, right?
So he's stuck and stuck in the fucking thing I made.
Yeah, okay.
Well, the meteors weren't supposed to break the roof.
So they're not supposed to have to fight him in there.
It was gonna be really good.
But, obviously the meteors do, and now it's like a tiny little spot
where meteors just kill you instantly.
It sounds like I'm just made of fucking death, but like where you just die repeatedly now
The only way you're knowing that is by building the death bed dissing it right?
I was like to know that what's gonna happen, right?
I thought like all the media is kind of that much damage right surely JK bro JK. They do a fuck-down damage
Oh
Oh, my duty food. Oh my god. Okay, wait, he's not aggro yet
If I could if I could get my stuff without
You just get this without how much wine have you got left, bro
Didn't move bro. We didn't move. Well, let's see. Let's see now. I can't see the right hand from here
You get to see what movies doing
Can't tell movies doing your cooked
I
Got a lot of rock there anyway
Hey chat, we're gonna be on the yagguth until wall forever
This one is for you. I'm not playing about forever, bro
I'm not playing about forever, so I don't know what you're talking about. Well for me
Okay, wait, I get his ability, he's just gonna chill, but no, okay, that's not too bad.
Go, let's do it here, all right?
What's that here? Oh, suck a penis. I'm in the wrong gear, bro. I'm in the wrong gear. Oh, get up there. Okay, good
We get her now cancer. Oh, no, no, no, no wait, there's bees this beast wait the bees
So the big of the walls
Is he right there, come to me bro.
These dumb cunts.
Oh they're going on the head!
What the fuck they're climbing!
That's right bitch, run away. Run away.
I'm a bozo, P, cause I got the fucking bozi, like...
I don't have anything. Okay, so wait, if I want to fight the boss, I want to have this
shit fucking out. I just want to have like some basic walls to lost behind.
I don't want to make him bugged though.
But you have some unethical triple shotbow last time you played.
Is that in the game or was that just a quality of life mod from your first playthrough?
It was my first playthrough.
It was like my 7th playthrough and that was my epic loot playthrough bro.
I've beaten the game multiple times and I wanted to play a different style of the game
so I played it with epic loot, I did it with epic loot.
it's cool nice little fake straw man
bro, nice little fake straw man
I'll get him out there bro
I don't know if the screen is going to work or the idea is like, okay, he got, he was
like right arm, okay, wherever he is, I run behind a thing, right, that's the idea.
If I have four dimensions, I'm good, right?
I said to make sure it's big enough for him to get in.
So like, he's, okay, so he's here, doesn't work, I have to hide, right?
but let's say I'm fine again
I need giant fucking things so he doesn't get bugged
he's dying bro, he's dying bro, he's dying bro
I made it what I was supposed to do, bro!
Okay, wait a minute, I'm gonna make it a little good.
And if it does, you instantly get it, and it uses a good weapon strength.
Okay, Jack, you're coping.
I don't know what this is called, but I don't know what this is fucking...
It's like, it's Rage Bay, right? You're trying to rage about me.
I don't know why he's not raised by me, I don't know why he's doing that shit, it's fucking retarded, why are we raised by him?
What are we doing that for?
Well, we raised by him like that.
You cannot iframe the attack that I'm dealing with here, okay?
You cannot iframe it.
It's not iframeable.
You cannot iframe it.
You could run, you could basically, yeah, okay, guys.
I-I'm going to...
I frame it with skill.
So don't worry about it.
I'm gonna I frame it with this arena set up and skill.
This is gonna happen.
Gotta go nothing, dude, I got nothing.
Man, there really is tragic that's middle of the sun, man.
I'm the pro- oh, shit.
Like, imagine being the guy that's doing this, bro.
Like, you're sitting there watching and going,
man make him like spending that time making all that fucking stupid shit and
then it just immediately failing
what are you supposed to do stop being a pussy and get good homie for real for
real
fucking cucked bro because he's sitting on it all and it's all these morning
bro yeah I need more fucking rock bro what can I do that starting arena is
cucked I've never thought this boss in the
difficulty point I didn't know that I legitimately thought it was a free boss
so I fucking brick that thing it was a free boss but it's not free boss this
guy was never hard he was always easy on hard difficulty he's a joke
I
Was a joke is this this difficulty man just breaks the game. It's not balanced around this shit
Fucking wolf bro, he can't
Why the fuck are the wolves coming bro?
Someone mentioned I forgot the fart chur brosal
Okay, that's not even gonna stop it, it's a tiny little hill, it's not gonna stop shit
is it?
He can get him on that side okay wait he gets in from either left or right
doesn't matter I need to be able to see him no no no no we just do it no we get
him from any side we find him anywhere he's just little shitty pillars but I
can dodge one that's it
I'm going to have to check for those who don't know how to do it down a little bit to get
more height for the list.
I don't like the rules.
Oh, this is a bit of a challenge.
So the reason I died was the aerial taxes because I can't see him lifting his hand up, so I can't...
I don't know if he's doing his mechanic and then the mechanic kills me.
Do you understand that?
If I can see that he's doing his mechanic, I'm good.
Please, please, please.
Please
I guess it's hard to guess.
Dang.
It has to be dug down dude, it is what it is.
I legit don't make the rules.
The game just says, hey bro, this is a boss of this and yeah, we're fucking killing you,
believe it or not.
Uh, okay, this is good enough.
I mean, oh god
I mean, wait let's up his arm
Thing is it'll hit me right it'll hit me what it it'll I'll be standing like I'll run back so he'll go
He'll go
Whatever the fuck it is. Yeah
I'm gonna go like this if I stand this like this bang it hits the wall
I die through it if I stand like this it comes over that hail and kills me
Understand so it's like
No
Look at that right click on what the hell's going on. Oh my god
The back of this roll it goes boss. I want to cut the boss midger
That's the issue right people think you can roll it
This year's people think you just roll it
so you roll the first one the second one does you know what?
know what?
So you won't, no you're, I've, I've rams over but you're still in the role animation, it
just hit you, you don't, congrats.
Oh, I wish I could just take this little damn fire sight.
I'm making the balls higher, Chad, I'm making the balls higher.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
No, it needs to be.
It needs to be.
I think I can just hit the exterior.
I can have a pit in the exterior.
Wait, what if I made a save zone for that mechanic specifically?
I don't know how you get in and out though.
See, he lists up his arm.
Bang, you run to the save zone.
Bang, you run out.
What do you think it's a- how do you think it's a bit? What do you think it's a bit about?
How do you think this is a bit?
I'm legitimately depressed.
I wanna forget the game. I've been stuck on the same bus for I don't know how long.
I've done negative progression. I've just- I've basically done matte deletion.
I'm just deleted materials. That's all I've achieved. All I've achieved is just deleting materials and time hours and hours of my time
Like what?
What do you want from me, bro?
So now I'm digging this down so then the walls are relatively speaking higher so that I could dodge the meteors
Oh my god, it's gonna take so long!
I made the base too big I think.
I mean the arena too big.
I mean mate, do you think it's good enough Chad?
I think it's good enough.
It's not good, the thing is you say try it and then what?
They win, it doesn't work, but they won.
Oh dude, fuck that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, fuck that.
But if I'm fast enough, wait a minute, if I'm fast enough, I don't need any arena
I want it in a flat plane.
And this is always the time.
Right?
Think about it.
If I'm fast enough, bro, maybe the Will of Sit is the play.
Over the Wilson is the flag and that I'm just, I'm so fast that every time he does it I just
yo, Tempest is not going to change it.
You think Tempest is not going to change it.
I think it could be the difference.
That and Ratatouz flask.
I could passively regenerate stamina while dodging the meteoros bro.
I'm just gonna look I'm just gonna even this up what it is what it will say
Oh what have I done man this is so retarded oh this is so retarded oh this is so retarded
it's gonna take too long it's gonna take too long I should just try find them in the open
and then just be fast as fuck
no no no no
how long is it gonna take to make this whole space down?
chat?
not that long
we'll just commit
I mean what else am I gonna do, right?
cover this much. I see how that or I go farm a Fenrir set and I'm gonna make a
right of Tooth Flask. And then I combo the Fenrir set with a right of Tooth Flask
and then we just pass this buck and we just go in go out go in go out.
three more comments
apparently he's apologizing each time bro, but yeah, guess what, you need to apologize
bro, it doesn't work a little bro
you done skate, you done, 2d manual if you run, but you're gone now
you're gone forever
Let's context some of this message combined with the, um,
his history.
Oh, I've just made it so much worse, bro.
Okay, let's just break him out.
Let's just break him out.
Let's break him out and find him in the open.
I'm gonna just try that.
I'm gonna try to just do it.
We're gonna break him out and find him in the open.
No loss.
Okay, I guess to break him out, I'm just gonna, like,
I'm trying to free him from the prison chat, yes.
Not as present. I'm trying to free him from the arena that I made but it failed the arena failed yet. It is what it is
Just made a bunch of useless fucking things that do nothing and don't work and I just spent time
but so much time.
In theory, they were gonna be great.
The water ring was a good idea in theory.
That giant square pillar
does make a lot of sense, actually.
It's an emote.
Oh, he's coming out!
I
Know
That's the media.
Fucking blow my fucking brains out, bro!
You fucking serious!
I fucking just shit his fucking eye!
It's such a bad design!
It's so bad the design is so shit!
Bane, we can do it.
Okay, this is video.
This is Bane.
I can hit him.
Slam, get back.
I'm gonna attack him, that's a one-shot bar, he's throwing a bin, we gotta dodge, let's
do this, let's video, okay now I can attack him maybe, damage, we got damage in baby,
I just need to repeat that over and over again. I need to get wasted buffing stuff. I guess I'll just try it
Can you get a destroy place you can destroy my base bro
Well he won't right he won't you'll be like now fuck that bugged out
He won't just on the dice
Alright chat, real attempt, coming in, real attempt, can you pose hands ready boys?
Real attempt, I repeat, real attempt coming in.
Now I'm gonna fight him, I mean does it be way better with the fucking movement speed
set I think?
I think movement speed sets go crazy here, but whatever, I'm taking a piss, I'm taking
a person that we're going.
Get your fucking balls!
Get your dirty balls!
You're gonna prove it, motherfucker!
W
Kick W
Kick W
We're going to make mistakes.
I'm going in this, and I'll get- you're going to get a full refund, your whole song will
be played again, just in a sec, after Killz Boss.
but not a thing oh but not a thing oh but not a thing
I'll get gamers!
Take fucking notes!
Take notes!
Oh fuck off! What the fuck?
Ugh.
Really bro? Really? Really bro?
Wow! Just fucking wow bro.
It stunned me mid-medial phase into a death.
I
Think is so cancer
Fuck tomorrow the food
I can see him!
if
if
if
if
I
Haven't got rested I was like I can't attack them in a stamina
I haven't do a bracelet
What the fuck?
Okay.
I really can't, well I'm just going to buy a spot.
Either you're retarded, like you've got brain damage or that's made.
That's a full boss reset. The boss is full life.
The boss hasn't started, I'm not even in combat with the boss right now.
This is, oh I realized I, okay so we're trying, now I'm about to start an attempt.
If I was to use a portal mid boss attempt while he's not full life and then come back through shape portal to kill the boss
Then there's a boss, but I'm not it's a it's a fresh attempt. This is a brand new attempt. He's full life
I'm starting from scratch
Okay, let's go. Rest it
Already go
It's a little Rena made he come into my arena
I don't want to find him here. This kind of does damage, doesn't it?
I don't want to find him in there.
I'm looking for the goblin.
Oh
There's their uptime this like is that I take over melee. I'm like all right now. Okay, don't really time to the melee. Okay denied
Come out of the fire so I can hit you for one second, brother.
I'm out of the fire, so I gotta go for one second.
It's, you know, he's permanently in fire.
Like, explain to me when I'm hitting this boss, like, ever.
Now?
She's now.
That was my chance to actually,
I actually, shit, it was right there,
and it was actually right there,
and I would actually have to get ahead of him.
I just emoted that was actually toned
Please bro
I
Know look as much I going to lose or is it ever in me?
of
the
Emo now, Emo's now can cover head.
He doesn't Emo.
This is some dog shit!
This is some dog shit!
I have no words!
NOW!
I
Loot cannot bro. I actually cannot I cannot bro
Bro, can't let me
bro
Help you to see them on fire!
Fucking doodling, you can just never hit me!
Help you to see them as well as you-
Okay, now, now, now, now. It's time.
You want me?
Oh my god, I actually got a head in.
Is he moving?
I agree.
Okay.
I'm gonna move out of this.
of
the
of
Now.
You can't hit them during that, mother!
You- oh, you're right, that's-
We've never played this difficulty
Don't have a fucking clue that you literally cannot hit him there
I like I like you like
Sit that is fire on the ground that if I walk into it kills me at a hundred damage per second my character melts
I cannot normally that stuff that face you damage on this little beat it's like
I get fucked
I greet it up there I'm great it's like a fucking bug bug in this fucking shit
us fucking dog shit hey fuck fuck that's the five of late so I didn't get by the
Slam it if I assume if someone's did that that is just the fighting just to be clear
That's what just happened those bugged in this shit fucking cultures bugged us trash
shitty ass hitbox man
one
Evening
Action is coming
one
What?
Get him out of the floor, I'm going.
Get him out, get him out, get him out.
This is really easy, but the pinrace hit.
The pinrace hit I thought I would get a hit in almost every attack.
This is gonna be easy but the pinwheel is dead.
The pinwheel is dead I think I'll get a hit in almost every attack.
Pinwheel is dead and I've got two squasks.
I could play this gun on the flat ground so easy.
Kind of attack with fire, he's literally the same kind of spot.
OH FUCK OFF!
Fucking the last micro second of one pixel of purple fucking flames!
IT'S SO SHIT!
Uh, guys!
He's hemo-ing!
I cannot, I wouldn't attack him doing this, but he's just on his fist.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
the
action is
the weapons of the sewage animation time
to measure the errors
He's emoting!
NOOO! HE'S EMOTING!
Maybe I can take it, I'm gonna find out.
And uh...
Watch out for the one pixel of fire!
Watch out for the one pixel of fire!
We got one big lefire on the ground, don't die I guess.
Fuck this shit, I don't even know what I'm doing with this.
He's just regaining, bro. I didn't sit down much and regained.
Oh, no!
Yo, attack him! Attack the guy! Attack him! Attack your goose!
my weapons are breaking I rest about swearing off
The fuckin' locks!
Oh, just leave me alone with the locks, please, bro!
Why is he this adamant unshicing me, bro?
Like, what did I do to him?
What did I do to this locks?
I don't pull anymore, dude.
I just want to get back to the boss.
What Anna?
I don't think you can tell what I was trying to do. I was trying to jump the boss there.
worked out well enough. So Jen I didn't. I wasn't trying to fight the boss there. That
wasn't like a low epic fail that was a no it was just trying to rest of the boss. And
I pretty much succeeded. Obviously I would have preferred to get back to my base alive
but I made it what I want
okay
ummm
I know how to beat the boss
I know how to beat the boss
I just need to get more movement speed
that's it
I'm gonna need to make that shit
I know how to beat the boss
Um, I don't know, I screwed you like a big boss there, so, like, I could, what, I mean,
I could have kept fighting the boss like that for ages, it just would have, it would have
see what happened is this the rested bar for the fall off right rest about
falls off and then I would have done it basically he would have slowly started
healing and I want to want to blow my brains out so I thought okay well I need
to go get the weapon upgrade we need to go get the the armor set that allows me
do it
I really picked up one of these things
The bow and arrow is key, I need to come up with a bow and arrow for you to like, mind
Yeah
or even on casual mode it still can't say
I'm a casual mode.
Oh, I gotta go to the gym now!
I gotta go to the gym now!
Tell the savings!
I gotta go to the gym now!
I gotta go to the gym now!
I gotta go to the gym now!