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what is it.
What is it.
What is that?
What is that?
That's the thing.
So we're going to another spot?
We'll get in the test site.
So we're just waiting for this to work.
What the shit keep you like?
Okay, put that home here.
Come on.
Somebody come, talk with him, throw a pile at you,
and then say, fix that car, please.
What's on call?
Brasai, whatever I was talking, don't say no in here.
I'm sorry.
I don't know, I don't know.
I
Levels broke down
200k call
In the middle of the fucking road, I'm shooting the road, bro.
What happened?
Long story short, Ralphie was driving the car yesterday because I wasn't in the mood
to drive it.
Going to Waffle House? Boom. First gear. Boom. Second gear. Boom. Third gear. Big pop. Pop.
Big gas pop. My suck pop. Engine light pop out.
It's like this.
It's a driver's system, main effect function, please contact server, it was like okay nothing
crazy, nothing special, we got the course on, put it back to normal, okay, shit cool shit
cool, I bet.
Next.
I got it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
You're rough people.
Expanded it, what happened yesterday and today?
He doesn't know how to drive it.
No, no, no, you were driving the car when the ship puked up.
You don't even let nobody drive your car.
How was I driving?
You were driving the ship, you see.
I just tell you what happened, bro.
Like the first case investigation.
You don't blame this on me?
Not just I'm not just he's printing a weapon
But he was driving
He missed ships. No, Rafael's driving. I'm not going
Come on, we're always driving
Shit check engine light came on
The whole get still did like a whole no, no, no, no, no, that's exactly
Tell him first gear, second gear, what?
Alright, third gear, the shit thing, like how this car always does, get it right on the highway
Punched it to 100, still good, went to our vows, parked it, turned it off, guess what?
Turned it off, turned it back on, no check engine light, haven't looked at the driver's seat yet.
He drove the car home, no check engine light.
Woke up this morning, drove the car, check engine light, his fault.
Say he was driving the car when this shit broke down bro.
Say he was driving the car, ship, ship, bomb.
Engine on pop out.
And what the fuck are you looking at bro?
I put on a picture man.
Fuck your picture!
What the fuck are you looking at?
I called you, I broke down.
What a fucking picture!
What the fuck?
I thought I know. What the fuck?
I see him. I see him.
3, 2, 1.
Now get the fuck out of here.
Why the fuck are you here bro?
I was hoping.
Why you look so happy?
I just got out of work man.
I'm happy kind of.
I'm on my way.
I just got to go home straight and talk to people.
I'm like, you don't have friends?
Do you have a friend?
Yeah.
I don't have my ID bro
You say Casino on the street? I don't want to be on the street anymore
Yo, if anybody got a tow truck, put it on me bro
I'm gonna fall
I'm for the car on the street, I'm gonna fall
I'll call when down
You come down with me bro, I'm gonna fall
Oh yeah, I got an ID
I think it's on a roll under the hood.
Someone checked in.
No.
It's been opened today.
Yeah, I might have to hold it right.
Beep.
Go through.
Okay, it's both in.
You missed check.
Okay, for it.
Can you say again?
I don't know.
What about all these luxury cars until some piece break down?
Let that piece fight cold so much.
Are you overdoing too much, Tony?
Look at this guy for the super.
Look at that Honda.
This guy went out of bridge.
What you call it, dude, bro?
What are you doing?
What am I shit, bro?
This is a trap store.
He's just contact?
One contact man. Contact. The car is broke down man. This is real life. Ain't no contact.
What's that? The car don't even start. This shit is fucked bro.
Yeah, I'm gonna sell this car, bro.
And the handle.
I like how the effects on me, bro.
Take a picture of that dip, bro.
I got my tow truck.
I got my tow truck.
I got my tow truck.
Oh my god.
You're not a streamer, you're a cameraman.
I don't see you want to see what's happening this is a lot of pop-up look you can see
that's a lot of pop-up if anybody knows what I mean let me know
What the fuck?
I can't breathe now!
What the fuck?
What the fuck is that?
I
Don't know how to find me
I can't break down. That's why I have them
My ship fucked up
I don't fucking know yo, I don't think you're a lot of park right there
I said I don't think you're a lot of park right there
I
See
Anybody say you're not allowed to pop right here you got a pain
I'm gonna fuck I thought just fucking died
Fucking died
He's dead too, brother.
Look at the charge. Put one under the charge.
Well, that's what you did right?
I told you.
Okay, it's home.
Okay, are you my camera again?
What are you telling me? I said, I said you can't come here.
All the blood we spend together, all the tears we spend together, you trying to see,
you trying to say, but I cannot park there, bro.
I cannot park here.
My car is Yacht car, bro.
This is literally an RQG car, bro.
And then you try to save.
Yo, Ray.
I cannot park there, man.
You want to tow this car to the house and then tow it in the morning to the shop?
I think it's just right now.
Oh.
Yeah.
Because we can leave the car there, but we might come back to no rims.
Our bag is probably in there.
Yo, we going to tow it down the block.
Where you at?
you just come to that I dance gonna watch I lost my password there's some
more there's some more biker fucking fucking hit my car on the back this and
and look this is what happened look
what?
that's right here
you caught a cop?
what?
what?
what?
you said what?
what?
I
Just I can't fuck this fucking bitch
Hi
No stop I caught your fucking break down bro, you know what's up
Fuck you, bitch, fuck you!
Fuck you! Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you!
Is that hot?
What? I'm so sexy?
How are you?
you
you
you
you
you
I
Can't fucking broke down, bro. Yeah, I can't fucking broke down
What the fuck is this thing?
What the fuck is this thing? It just can't pick!
This is real fucking life!
Real fucking life!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah!
I might still have my car, I'm not even joking.
Hello?
Oh my phone is down here, man.
It's here.
Who's your phone?
Who's your phone, boy?
Who?
Who?
Who?
What?
What?
What?
Who?
Who?
What?
What are you thinking about?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're thinking.
I don't know what you're thinking.
I don't know what you're thinking.
How did he come?
I don't know what you're writing that shit.
What's how you're writing this?
I should have said that.
Okay.
No, sir.
Okay.
Okay.
Michael, I'm going inside.
Michael?
I know, but you can't.
I didn't mean to drive.
What?
You can't be inside, sir.
Can I be inside?
No, you can't.
Alright.
We'll pass the road.
You can't be inside, sir.
I'm not being there.
I didn't mean to drive.
You can't be inside.
I'm just like a big fan of yours
I'm just like a big fan of yours
hey yo are you holding my rust?
yo can I get a beer?
yeah
It's a man girl, it's a man girl.
Yeah.
We see one. Stay here.
I'm gonna take off. I'll be good.
Yeah, I'll be good.
What's your full-time closure?
I can't die without you.
Well, I need a charger, bro.
You know, I lost my password.
Somebody back into my shirt.
And then fucking...
I lost my ID, my ID is gone over here
I'm trying to play on New York stream with him and go cause I lost my ID
and then and then and then
cause I shoot him and shot
What the fuck is he going?
Nah, he just stole my car
What the fuck is he going man?
Wait, you sure you're saying I need to kill him?
What the fuck is he calling?
I said, I might be cursed, bro.
I don't follow your celebrity. I don't follow people who play this music.
I'm
I know I'm gonna get you, but I'm not a person who's gonna come
I thought a ski man was supposed to make you look like a tough-skinned skater
The Rick is back, you know, to fuck with me, brother
Yo, you look like a ski man, so I'm gonna switch from you
You just hit me, you just hit me
I was scouting the fuse
What?
What the fuck?
Can I stop fucking quiet?
I
Was it it's quite hidden
I like I'm going to do to I'm available
I lent I just beg you to meet a bad place
I'm over here
I'm gonna go suffer in New York, but I'm gonna live here in Sheldon, but I'm gonna fuck, bro.
I'm being a modern 2.0, bro.
You're a fucking idiot, son.
You know, I can only fucking drive the fucking Superb, but like, we guys call for it.
Nobody want to drive that Gregnbill, that no-bill, bro.
You're the key, you're the key, I got the Superb.
I named it the Gregorio, it gave it to me.
I
My car just fucking break down in the middle of the fucking way
I wish it was on something a fucking limbo just fucking break down
Ma'am hold on he's going through something here. Yeah, it's fucking limbo out of his limbo done. Just broke down on the road
Yeah, yo, yo, we gonna have to like I let me get out the way for real quick cuz they got a working car
Hey, hey, hey, how do I let you do it? Let me back up!
Because we both got work to go!
Hey, watch your feet! I don't want to run over your feet!
You know my work is hard work!
Run over your feet!
Wow, that car is working.
I
Look how you should draw I look how you should drive
Give me some time we can give me some motherfucking dad, bro. Give me some dad man
Hey, bro, how's when you go when you go get your car?
Hey, you're gonna get another lamb you're gonna get another one get another lamb chop they cheap these days I heard
Hey, hey, give me some shots, man!
Hey, hey, hey, what?
Oh, you got the sightseek?
Anybody gonna steal another lamb?
Oh, my motherfucking goodness.
Come on, bruh, as you say.
Come on, bruh, bring it in, bruh.
Hey, bring it in.
Hey, hey, hey, bruh.
That's my truck.
Oh, that's a truck.
That's a truck.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
Oh, that's his car! That's his car! Hey, look! Look, ATO, that's his car!
Is my car smoking?
Hey, that's my truck!
I lost my truck!
I lost my truck!
That was your seat!
What's your seat?
Fucking breakdown, brother.
No, he's not broken down no more. Right? He's driving it off.
I don't want to.
Hey, let me get the fuck out of here.
I gotta hold my shit, don't break that.
Oh my God, bro.
You're the only fucking fist, man.
That bullet ass.
Stupid ass.
Small dick ass.
It's like we're on a four-match or something, right?
And he must be back, man.
He must be back.
He must be back.
He must be back.
He must be back, you see?
He must be back, you see?
You must have kept this. You must have kept this, you see?
You must have kept this. No!
Here. Here, catch, catch, catch.
I'm sorry, I'm bad at this.
I wish I could use this, bro.
I
I said I'm gonna mess with you guys shit bro.
I've been here before.
It's just content, right?
It's just content.
They make that.
Ah, yeah.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that, for last?
Yeah, every time, bro.
You want to pop out at this time, bro?
You fucking stupid fuck.
What happened?
What's happening?
Why are you wearing these?
Are you okay?
You okay?
What the fuck happened?
What does it look like happening?
I don't know, I just see it on the fucking shit.
Why can't he move?
Nah, this is what happens.
This is what happens when you buy a lamp truck.
Lee, what the fuck? Get that bitch out of here.
This is how I need a lamp truck. That's why.
You didn't get this from America.
Look at Miami, bro.
Yo, show him that.
Yo, show him that.
He doesn't really know how to drive.
Look.
Oh, that's Kai, gang.
Look, look, look.
Oh, my God.
Man.
Oh, man.
See, this is Kai's rim, bro.
Kai, of course, Kai, make it before.
I didn't do it.
That's not me.
That's Kai, bro.
Bro, you had to supply too much.
How the fuck do you...
That's it.
Yeah, I ain't out of any kind, bro.
This is Thumbnail's A-Cone to come, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ow.
That's what I was talking about.
That's all right, that's all right,
I gotta get on the car and get outside.
How you doing, though?
How you doing, though?
I'm missing you.
Thank you, Bobby.
How you running?
He's getting me down.
Wait, I just, wait, I just, I just put,
I just put my car right here, though?
Yeah.
I got closer, right?
Wait, Ralfie, you think I'm trying to come back to Paul?
I'm just gonna check on this man.
Are you chance to let your puppy right here or some shit?
Oh no, I got a puppy right here.
I'm just a mom.
Tell me how to do that, dude.
Put the window out.
Windows out.
This is bad, bro.
Even with that home.
I've worked my limb fucked up so many times,
I already paid 20K to fix the fucking,
what does she call it?
Pack gasket?
Hey, right now I don't know.
What happened right now?
We gotta check it tomorrow.
I don't know, it's a tune.
I don't know if this car can handle the tune or like,
I got a team name, I don't know what it is, but I should just keep fucking up, bro.
I might sell my shit, bro. I'm not even joking. I might sell my shit.
Should I go up and ask Agent for advice?
Should I ask Agent to stream right now?
Wait, how much is my mouse? It's like 10K, right?
Should my mouse like... I think it's like...
I think it's like...
I think it's like 10K or 30K or something.
Should I go up here and ask the agent?
You're not there.
If you're in this house, you just call him.
I'm not there.
I'm saying when you are in this house, you're gone, though.
I'm going to call the agent.
I'm going to call the agent.
What's your one percent of?
I'm saying when you get in this house, you're going to call the police.
Oh
He's saying he's a kitty a company come back tomorrow pick up the car
OK, thank you.
You say company.
Company.
Yeah.
Good day.
Hi, dream.
Hey, let's talk to the Timo mechanic.
Let's talk to the Timo mechanic.
OK?
Not you, nigga.
Come on.
Yo.
Hey.
Fuck this, boy.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Fuck!
It just come back?
That guy's got a horse!
Look, I'm on a fucking night!
That's the bad way, bro!
Hard to find, kick yourself out of the boat, just come back!
Fuck that boat!
What the fuck are you looking at?
I'll be sure of it.
Sell them, sell them, sell them.
Ah!
I'm fine with anything.
Check, she sell car, get a new one, or she just sell the car?
I think it's time for a G80, man.
You got way more fun with a G80.
Alright, fix it, put the tune back, and then get a new rainbow,
because I literally just ordered a body kit.
And now my car is fucking fucked up.
Fuck me, Paul, man.
Damn, that's fucking bull.
I
I
You broke my shit
Only don't feel bad for you because you never let me drive you in you just met off you one year ago
Why would you trust him to drive you in?
That ain't never be do nickname. He neck like what do you do for him to drop
Oh, shut up.
Nick, look, OK?
OK, stop.
QT is not in the lead.
QT, you see?
No, Ray, give me up.
I like the buzzer beaters, though, Chad.
You know what I'm saying?
The buzzer beaters are really, OK, you got to give it up.
And then when it hits the zero, for the mobile users,
you give them a good little six second delay,
you know what I'm saying?
Because you don't want to get the messes a little late.
Stop, please stop.
Fuck.
Hey, you guys, look.
Stop.
We're out of time, get back up, we'll get you out of here.
I
My ID dance don't put the fucking my deeper
Give me the fucking phone, bitch.
I'm not talking, I'm gonna talk, girl.
Now I'm going to throw a good one out bro.
I'm going to throw a good one out.
I'm gonna ask my old my cock my cock broke down
I'm gonna call for like all my car broke down. Oh, oh, can't fuck
You feel me
I so what should I say bro
What should I say my car broke down oh I need a hug I'm very sad if you hear me how about
that how about that how about that
What the fuck fuckers come
Tell us your conference, let me call Shaiz.
Hold on, let me connect to you, show me.
Who's your conference bro?
What do you all mean by conference?
Brossay card.
Oh agent, where is agent?
Check agent, I'm calling. I'm out of phone.
Check agent, I'm calling. I'm out of another phone.
Calm down B-Ride, calm down.
Oh
By the way check if I mean my car broke down I can get some gifted mom
I can't get no gifted mom
What the fuck is this?
Rejection?
Oh, shit.
I thought you were going to mad, didn't you, bro?
What is my son going to get that?
I'm going to get something.
What is my son going to get that?
What is my son going to get that?
Oh, my god, my son!
What is going to happen to you, man?
Yeah, I can't even keep up my fucking agent, bro.
And where's my fucking ID, dude, that's.
I lost my ID.
I lost everything, bro.
Everything bro
Channel echo agent
The agent bro
I'm I'm sure
Listen bro, my car my car broke down bro my landlord driving and it just fucking really fucking
You want to press what's the press
What the fuck agent is playing with me bro?
Why are you playing with my body bro?
I am not going to go right now.
I'm- I'm- I'm the co- um, family?
Yo.
Yo.
Yeah, what's up?
Listen.
I'm on stream.
What the fuck?
My car just fucking broke down.
My fucking Lamborghini just fucking broke down.
I'm so sorry.
I can I can get a whole night you feel me nothing
Who is that you say who's that say who you are
They know guys
Also, do you find dollars and better help me could get yourself a coffee or something?
Maybe a little cookie cookies make everyone feel better. They know
They say who are they don't know who they don't know who the fuck you are, okay
No, no, yeah, that's the girls on my shoe. That's the girl on my shoe, bro. Shut up your space
So so so you can come back see me
You can come to a lender like if you're me outside like
I need a hug, my car broke down, I'm sad, I'm fucking real, I don't like.
Oh my gosh, bro, don't fucking wait, Disney.
Now you gotta lock in with your streaming brother, fix your shit.
I'm so sorry to happen to you.
Just buy me a limo.
Listen bro, I need a rich girl. You told me you were rich
So you can you can buy me one
Listen
If you trick on me, I'll give you whatever I am
I'll give up my whole body out. Oh
I'll sell my soul. Maybe maybe maybe maybe not that but like, huh?
Well, if you already did I look like dead
the fact that you're laughing, like, you're testing my body, though, like, the fact that
you're laughing because my car broke down, a 200K car broke down, and you were laughing?
You probably make that in a month you're chillin
Listen, I'm not you okay
I so I can
Just go this one it'll be fun. I
So so um
I can fuck right now
No, no, I'm okay. I'm okay. No, I'm after I can fly I fuck you right now for me
I'm going to bed. All right. Good night. Yeah, good night.
I honestly heard I'm sure yeah, bro. She's she's she's she's fucking bad. You know, she's bad fuck
Fuck bro, I'm not even fucking joking, it's bad fuck bro, it's hurt bro.
Yo, is that a B-Rot 3S or no?
Y'all know her? I think y'all know her right?
Oh my fucking god, this is a fucking Maccasual art holy fucking shit.
She built like an iPhone, what the fuck does that mean, what the fuck does that mean she
built like an iPhone.
Nobody's a soul, jeez, I shoulda...
I shoulda grew a soul.
No, I just want to crash out right now, bro. I'm like...
My costume broke down instantly, bro.
Go out, dad, crash out.
Go, Shaz. I don't call you Shaz.
I
Hello?
Sir, can you put the windows up, please?
Excuse me, sir, can you put the windows up, please?
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, hello?
Yeah?
Listen, I'm sad right now.
Why? What happened?
My car just broke down.
Who the fuck did that to your car?
Um, my car?
Yeah, what? Who broke your car?
My car just broke down my car. Yeah, I'll drive it. I should just broke down
I need a hug
I lent him
Oh say oh you say 24. I mean we say what I'm sorry you kind of lagging
What are you saying?
What are you saying? What?
You saying you need a hug?
Oh my fault. I heard you wrong.
You're in Atlanta. What the fuck?
I wouldn't have helped you.
I wouldn't have been there for you.
What the fuck?
Oh, you're right.
That's not the same. Say what's up, bro?
No.
Somebody help me!
We're gonna have a dream?
Watch when I catch you.
What the fuck do?
He was calling out a female to go to prom way.
Who?
He sent me the clips.
And what?
I'm gonna see you come noodles out of my pocket.
I said it did not happen.
I didn't call nobody.
Matter of fact.
They are you the good today, huh?
You want me you you want me you want me you want me you want me you want me bro you know
that you want me but you play hard to get now you play hard to get no I don't I'm ready
I
Bet I'm I'm gonna let you know
Shit
All you all yeah, I've been one of them. I'm gonna mommy
I mean I'm gonna be in New York. I'm gonna see you
It is my car broke down. I'm like, I'm fucking rather and the creep is I fucked up and shit
You can what
Yeah, I'm gonna treat you right. Yeah, true me right. You know, you know, you know, you know what coffee telling me
What you know what coffee telling me get yourself a brats girl
No
Mm-hmm, what is about Asian once it go yellow your big is not gonna say hello
Hello?
Hello?
Yup.
Nah, nah, I'm not alone.
I'm not alone.
You're my body.
Just a, just a, just a...
I'm not a body, I'm trying to eat noodles on your pocket.
Oh shit.
Did you have some tenudos?
I like that shit.
You a thug.
You got a sea mask on?
Yeah, against the hood.
You a gangster?
You a gangster, Chino?
Yeah, a gangster.
Oh shit.
This is not raise the right quality.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit.
I like that shit
I like that shirt
I like that shirt
I like that shit
What I said make it wet
You got a double key
I can show it off
I got a bikini
And I got a don Julio
Oh shit
You got the don Julio
That's a motero
Oh yeah, that's a motero
But like same shit
Oh my god. I'm waiting for you. It's time to do your say that
I love you. I love you. I love you, too
Yeah, my fucking body yo, I
Love you so many options around here. I hear this side. It's out. I'm gonna go another one. Just let me go
Everybody charge back
If you a total shit game make sure you charge back
He's scared me on a big day
Look at yo, they're getting at least so what is so looking at him there? He'll keep me out the room and say fuck you
Thank you for the method Wow
Why is it so great?
Cuz you cuz you come in every time but I don't know why if I want to say what if a darker person come in I
Suttered mad bright what the fuck around chat. I need my camera like
Little wait walk out look what I look look at me look at me
Yo, I turn back normal look what man?
What the fuck?
It has you
I'm sorry, but Shaz shaz is on my body, bro. Don't talk to me. Shaz shaz on my body
She a fucking rat when I go to New York. I'm gonna catch a baby
Chill, that's my girl bro. Matter of fact, this is in your when I catch you watch
I'm calling a girl, I'm calling a girl, I'm calling a girl.
Yo
Why are you wearing a skis?
Yo listen, I'm not shooting, I'm not shooting, I'm not shooting
I'm on call now
What's up? Yeah
By the way, say what's up bro
Okay, sorry
Bye stream
Listen
Put your streaming on, kick or twitch?
Twitch, listen, fuck all that
My car just fucking break down, I'm fucking saying
I need a hug
What's your name?
I need a hug
Oh, a hug?
Mm-hmm
Okay, let me give you a hug
I can't hug you right now, I can virtually hug you
You can come to Atlanta and then show me.
I got two.
You going to come?
I'm looking for a great one.
Hold on.
Wait, hold on.
You say you want to come to me?
Wait, you say you want to come to a prom?
Yeah.
You want to come with me?
If you want to.
Okay
So you say like I'm gonna bring down your or
Just say you want my new one. I'm not a fan.
Okay, I'm with my mom right now. This is her birthday.
Oh, my phone. I'm sorry.
You want to see the gift? I just got my mom?
Yeah, I can see.
I got her a Louis Vuitton bag.
Oh, that's very nice.
I'll show you.
Um, tell you.
Maybe not tell your mom, but I wish her a happy birthday.
Okay, I like it. I'm not mean.
I think it's a happy birthday.
I'm not
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Chad, three, four, two, one, go!
I'm 3-4-2 right now. My shit was hit right now. No cut.
Check, I didn't let my car broke down, made it work.
Roll on. Check, the car made it work, bro.
I'm looking for another one, watch. I'm calling Jordy.
fucking car bro
I
Didn't call another one just you didn't say them to another one
Check I'm calling everybody wrong the fuck man
I
Did my phone server not working right now, I don't know why
So I did my phone server now working bro
what the fuck they don't just take it
I'm saying a picture say fucking
Let me call Braden, yeah let me call Braden, yo mud, yo Braden bro,
This I have a bad day with my car breakdown. I lost my IT and I lost my passport
This is also to the champion right now
RQG
GGG
No RQG
The ex-same dumbass RQG, son of RQG
Yeah, yo, now, what the chast-
Don't say how I just went, bro
Your name will broke down
My name will fucking broke down, bro!
I need somebody to suck my-
Listen, listen, listen, listen, fuck your leg
I'm gonna shake your point
I need somebody to-
I need somebody to suck my dick right now
But that's the reason I call you
Oh, so you want me to get someone to suck your dick?
No, no, no, I just need somebody like-
Like, I need a case or
I'm gonna have some shit
That's how I call you
No, no, no, I want you
I'm calling girls and then nobody answer
I don't know. Wait, hold on. What car you drive?
Okay, that's nice. That's nice
Oh nice nice
Why my chest are saying 40i
Why my chest are saying 40i you got m3 40i
M3's M3's M3 there.
We got M3-40, aye?!
Oh, this shit man, fucking stupid.
Where'd you hear it's gone?
Where's your head that you're feeling for right now, nothing?
Where's your neck at? Gone.
Where's your girl?
I broke up.
Gone? Yeah.
Yeah, I support you all over, bro.
What you got? You ain't got nothing no more.
I'm sorry, bro.
I'm gonna be in here, bro. Put it up, bro.
Don't make him pray well, sorry, bro.
Alright, I'm sorry. I'm in here.
Alright, bro.
I
So far they've forgiven me for doing what I had to do most of it
I take me when just calling you like a fuckin' poppy sister
Excuse me when you say that I hang up on the whole city of my phone
So I have no idea what you're doing when my name is never heard
I'm sorry I've been so low for so long
Yeah, bro, it's just a bad week, but it's okay
Sometimes
Sometimes with life inside the bottom you climb by cop
We lost a passport
We lost our ID
When you lost a rainbow, even you lost your girlfriend, you can always buy a new one.
Life is not happening because of the things that happen in life.
Sometimes life happens because God wants it to happen.
If you went down, you'd climb back up.
If you lost a password, you'd find a new one.
If you lost an ID, you'd get a new one.
If you lost a bitch, get a new one.
Call of the days, at any day we're all gonna die.
all this shit not a matter fuck my name oh fuck my password fuck my ID and fuck myself
I need to retweet the chapter that was actually good okay I need to retweet
in a chapter that was actually very good but okay
on the agent for me
what the fuck was that?
no
and I don't want to just walk in your shit they come grab you gay
he said walk in my shit bro I am turt I'm turt I'll do it
yeah walk walk go out go out we go outside
and then walk uh walk life
Yeah, go straight to here and you're gonna see me. Okay, go straight. You're gonna see me
Yeah, my boy the agent bro
My body
Drunk your name up by this contact you'll get the fuck much at Robbie
Yeah, so what go up you gonna see me?
Yeah, I'm going brother steep ass hill rich ass niggas bruh. Nah, this time creep. I think pay for the creep. Not us
You got a year is game. I should just broke down
I just keep walking
I'm not going the other way bro.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit,
This is so random.
How you been?
I'm having a bad day, bro.
Okay?
Don't talk to me, bro.
Okay?
I call the girls.
Nobody in the center beside me, bro.
Damn.
I said, yo, can I fuck?
Because my car broke down.
They said no.
You should have used your car breaking down as a way to get more pussy.
Mm-hmm.
Doesn't matter.
Whatever for us you both.
I'm gonna see it, though.
I'll see you at the end, bro.
My YouTube goal, bro.
I appreciate that.
Hey, man, young.
I mean, you know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what?
I mean
You see
Why can't you yell? Why does that make you muted?
Stop, sit right here bro. Listen bro.
I have a bad day bro, okay?
I don't know why you decide to come.
Every single week, you decide to come today bro.
My rainbow broke down. I lost my password.
I lost my ID.
Somebody macking my rainbow.
No, no, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Yeah, if you want to do that, it's okay.
No, no, no, no, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
Keep going, keep going, keep going.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, I come close and say,
yo, yo, yo, that you're the fuck?
They say no, and I come in, he answered,
he's taking a suck my dick.
And wait a minute, my face just turned this bright,
like, you see that?
I was gonna say he was bright as hell.
But when you leave, I think I should
get him to come back normal.
Can you leave the hood behind and stay right here?
I just walk on the team, wait and see.
Yo, my shit start become normal, bro, and we won't we come back to my be the car fuck
Cuz I'm black a they are every single time you want to walk in but like that
They get your ugly ass August fucking came up. Oh, yeah, we can't make bro. Go to fucking work bro. I dash
He's not even here
Why did you tell him to put it up?
Are you letting us talk to you like that though?
That's how you talk to your police. That's not my way fucking
That's not my camera, bro
Hey, oh, ain't no happen. I went to shimmy University. I can't make out traffic before me. I'm not a aim
I'm just an amami
Wait, I'm just a lot of alumni and it just a bad week from a yo English getting better, bro
Thank you, bro
You can be a therapist brother you can get to me yeah, whatever you're going through taught to me, bro
I'm here for you
No, why are you laughing on that so what's funny, bro? Oh, it's just all know you're a very funny guy, okay?
Okay, and you look at this. Oh
My god, this nigga put a slave on the screen
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, I did not put it.
That's crazy.
I did not put it.
I did not put it.
You got this.
Look.
You know what it looks like, bro?
You look at this egg, bro.
This is a potato head.
You look at this.
That's a egg, bro.
You call that an egg?
The engine.
Like, wait, come to the head.
Like, like, I'll move.
I
Know you're not gonna say what summer like you never say what's up you fucking bitch. Oh my god
I eat your walking man
You got some food bro my son oh my stomach hurts and you look like you need listen bro you got some food game
Bro, yeah, you not to eat you got some food
What did you try to eat?
Fried chicken?
No, I'm asking because American Deli got fried chicken.
I'm asking you to eat fried chicken because American Deli got fried chicken.
I'm feeling more like fried rice.
Yeah, fried rice sounds fire right now.
Yeah, it sounds fire.
Fried rice?
I don't know how you do the streamer shit, gang.
Oh nigga, oh god. I thought that buzz was on your wall fam. You had an intro. Oh my god
I thought there was a fat ass bug on the screen
I don't know how you do the streamers
What you mean? What you mean, bro? Oh you just like you just how long you sit here, bro
Ah, this is gonna be the first ever stream be hon. No, I'm not being like first every life
Yeah, yeah
Come on man
I
Just get a suburb of honey, that's why
Actually, I need my money back from you. I'll give to you so many times and yo dumb ass
No, I'm saying yo pitch into the chat nigga
In a nigga don't recognize it
That's cap. That's cap. That's cap. Listen, bro
What did he say bro? Like oh Jack, you know before everything but before watch Kai before watch, you know everything
Well, I watched this guy, bro. This is like a dream come true, bro. You can miss
Okay, you know that but like check this my YouTube goal, bro like like that
Before watch everything I was the agent Hardin, bro
What's I'm I watch it doing some crazy and warm up and that's why I love all my so much
It's because you know what some crazy game is like
You you so famous now, bro
Like truthfully that you remember how you say sometimes you got to take a risk your life and somebody got to take a ticket
I mean, that's it. I'm
Still that shit. What the fuck stole your fucking cold stay sober. I'm stolen at your necks. Yeah
I'm sorry I'm sorry!
Fuck, I'm back!
Yep, I'm back I'm back!
Come on, come on, come on!
I'm going to do my best!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm dead, I'm dead!
Now, save the hatred, yeah?
Yeah, save the hatred!
Okay, okay, here, here, here, here!
You're saving the hatred.
Yeah, they're all on shit.
You're taking my love shit!
And now, saving the hatred is the goal!
Yeah, the hatred is the goal, I'm stuck in this!
Come on!
Why do you got to make shit game?
Why? No, no, no, no, no, dead ass.
Sit down, you.
Yeah, bro, I missed you, man.
Yeah, but I missed you, too, bro. Have a drink, bro.
The hell... Is that a Modelo?
Oh, she's my friend, Rowan.
Take a waterfall, bro.
No, I'm not water falling off of you, bro.
I don't even like the way you drink the water, bro.
What do you mean?
I'm not water falling off of you.
You got a hell of a saliva on the top
So what's the word bro, why do you like I hate this I hate sitting still let's go do something
Oh, let's go do something
I
All right, who was riding a dirt bike?
No, no, that was so, that was so, that was so.
You see that?
It was fucking similar.
He ride dirt bike, any of that shit?
He's just, he was tripping.
He was fucking right?
It's fucking crazy.
Yeah, we can go do it, bro.
We can go do it.
I'm down to get it.
Chad, I ride by Walmart with the agent, no?
That shit, no?
He's like, I have to.
Some shit, I have to do it, bro.
What's up, bro?
If you want to go turn up in Walmart,
then you also can go turn in Walmart.
It's something that's how you feelin', bro.
But you got the shite, you know what I'm saying, bro?
Like a hoe right now if you was really on that
I just don't but don't get arrested
Blah blah blah blah they say I'm paying for life, but I I've been there for life
I went 10 times after that you good, but you with me
I bet and if we get arrested that means you can be the same sale. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. You met it
I think it's a position fuck repeat. I'll be using this to shame
So so they can they can't come
Listen, we want to go you want to go eat a Walmart nigga we can go eat and then take our food to Walmart nigga
You thinking you thinking you think you come on man. I just applied what you feeling bro
I should do it have to go one more. You're gonna go to public
Bro, I'm down to go anywhere again.
If you want to go to put, you're really scared, bro.
Take that size to young people.
Okay, I'll leave it, bro.
If I'm a good start, I'm gonna fuck him.
Why in the whole show?
It doesn't matter where you, bro, you're gonna be fine.
His thing is not gonna be a problem.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, check.
It's just content, bro.
It's just content.
Content.
Content.
Yeah, well wrong.
What's the worst it can be, bro?
Bro, nothing's gonna happen to us.
And like I said, if we get arrested, we enter together, nigga.
That's right.
That's right.
Okay
You move it like
Which I fall oh
Backpack why you just pressing like that? Why you ain't asking like a can you pull up bro show some respect right any black?
I'm not gonna get a brother next time be like a cute. Please pull up, bro
Like I got a nigga you said a pull up and he said yes, sir, and then you hung up on
You got to stop talking about it bro, okay?
Say that shit to this one, bro.
What the fuck?
You think I'm eating my dad or some shit, bro?
Are you fucking 24 years old, bro? You don't have a kid, bro.
After I'm in a kid's shit, bro.
We got a lot of...
We got big guys getting on your fucking nose, bro.
Toy Story, Mr. Potato,
Potato Head looking at us, bro.
I can't even do subtitles for this nigga sometimes.
Bro!
Yo, okay, English has definitely gotten better.
It's definitely gotten better, but I think sometimes you just got slowed down a little bit.
Like you know what to say.
You just be trying to move fast like you American or some shit.
You got to recognize where you're from.
You tie your knees.
I hadn't been hanging on you.
You gotta go back to your roots, bro.
You got some on here.
Is this my ass?
Nah.
Hold up.
Hold up.
I'm not in my mouse.
I'm in your mouse.
See?
He's on the seat.
What?
I tell you, you got to slow down.
You make yourself look gay.
You're coming.
You fucking blazing me and shit
I was like, come on bro
And where is my fucking clone, man?
Yo! Stop!
I'm going on the phone bro, I love phone bro.
Fuck the TV, but bring the TV you know
Right, where is this?
Alright, but enough my ID
What is this?
Huh?
What is this gang?
Hold this bro
You're not using your ass, you're not using your ass, you're not using your ass, you're
not using your ass.
Stop.
Oh my God.
I bet.
And that's how your bitch got cheated.
Your bitch cheated when you're day one.
Your bitch cheated when you're day one, bro.
Oh, yeah, bitch. It was a day one.
You, I know when you learn, when you learn new.
Why don't you take your new wife's?
You're busy doing your busy with your day one.
I feel like a big sheet of what you do.
I like when you learn new sentences
and new words in America.
I can read through the title.
Ladies and gentlemen, we,
we have a fucking memory special guest,
one of the biggest friends in the world.
He is five years old.
He's a grown shit.
He's he don't broke.
What the fuck came out of my room bro?
I bet, not wash
You are not sitting in my room
Get out!
Get out bro!
Alright, alright, please flush it today and wipe your ass please
If you if you listen just wipe your ass
You that naked wait, I'm gonna new ID you shouldn't get one
All right, let's do it right now. How long can take
Which ever is my IP though China with my IP I don't know my
I'm fucking chopping from this angle
Wait what do you want?
Yeah
Yo, I think I lost my ID.
Do you remember I had it a few days ago, right?
Am I bugging?
Oh, this is why I take it to charger.
This is why I take it to charge my phone, but I lost it.
Okay, somebody take it.
Do you know where's my ID though?
Do you know where it is?
My ID?
Hold it for a second.
Do you know where's my ID? Nobody know?
maybe he stays sober wait what you talking about I mean where's my ID
can I have a takeout on shrimp a few days ago or not
you ready it's good how I supposed to know that could I just know everything
bro the chat supposed to be not everything bro how I don't know what's my ID
I feel all right.
Oh, I'm all right.
I'm a bad guy.
Go to work.
Go to work, bro.
I'll be lazy, bro.
I guess I'm gonna have to go.
My car, dad, broke down.
I would have been three of these
out your name but guess what I'm sure you buy you know make you start doing that
I know I don't know but why do you why do you bite me what the fuck oh stop
fucking play on me bitch your camera man say it came in this place you know
you don't do it and be there sure not on duty that you know the whoopie ass go
get it also listen just put yourself in my interest I don't got to injure you
don't mind Jess listen listen have you ever seen a man
Now you better come here, now you better come here and be on my dick for content.
You better nigga that you don't know, you better nigga that you don't know,
it's all gonna be broken man.
Now you cannot, listen, you want me to beat him up for you?
Huh?
Can I beat Ralphie up for you?
Nah, it's good.
Stop being so nice, you want to do that for the content again,
because if he was a nigga like me,
you'd be so bored with the fuck you do with your little smart car,
so she'd have to be left.
What?
I don't know.
I heard a sound effect nigga, that's just how some cool shit happened.
Have you ever heard of main character syndrome?
Huh?
Well, I'm sorry.
Man character syndrome.
Man, man.
Man character syndrome.
Oh yeah, I see that about him all the time on Tiktok.
Yo, let's see him.
I thought I said this was what?
Listen.
You'll never be a man character if Tadeo's running, bro.
I'm not a big fan of Tadeo.
Hello, man.
You see?
All right.
Listen, listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen, listen.
Man, give out the picture y'all.
Why are you at the game?
That's what, it's just content.
Hey!
No, no, no, no!
I'm gonna close that motherfucker!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
He's damn wild and he keep being on some gay shit. Why you gotta be gay though?
Yo, yo, tell that what if you'll be gay, he's gotta be all the way gay.
Wait, we all, we all, we all two American gay and we're gonna eat one more.
Oh my god, King. Why the fuck do you think I'm not when you're around me?
You don't wanna sit in American Deli and watch people just eat peacefully?
I would knit cotton, I'd eat in American Deli. What the fuck cotton is just sitting there eating wings?
That's not, you never know nigga, nigga.
You're in a situation where somebody argument like the motherfucker ain't here and you start gassing the shit, that's when you step in, that's content.
That's how he's gonna...
YES!
The fuck are you talking about, nigga?
That's the way it's gonna be, YES!
You hit him, nigga!
We gonna make the situation happen.
We gonna always create the content, I don't wanna find no content, I don't wanna join the content, I wanna be the content.
And guess what you got, and guess what you gotta do, nigga?
You know?
Take this fucking mask off.
Take it off.
That's not you.
No, no, no, wait, wait, don't let him do that, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stand up!
You let a nigga, you let a nigga, you let a nigga fucking put your land.
You let a nigga fuck your land up and you just stand and you let him rock.
Couldn't be me, I would never tell a guy that I'm a disrespect nigga.
You land this $225,000 USD, that's not even telling you how much it costs.
Man, you're happy, you're happy, you're happy.
That's for you, you understand.
My room used to literally be all planets.
My room used to be a shooting place.
So I can't even do what happened.
I swear to God, I love this shit.
What am I from, bitch? I've been here.
You found out who you are?
The USB-C, USB-C water.
I told you I should.
What is that? You need it for the camera?
You won't be able to use it, man.
You got to go to the bathroom.
There about 8,000s, bud.
Should we go tomorrow?
It's not good right now, it's good.
It's not ours.
I got to get to the bathroom.
You got to get to the bathroom?
You want to ask?
Yes, King.
Did you press your toilet?
No sir.
I don't want you to get out of here.
There you go.
You move me to the right.
My name was Brahman.
I don't know what I'm saying.
Are we out, bro?
No sir, let's just unpack the game.
Stop hanging.
Hold on, bro.
We are out, bro.
I'm not going to.
Marco!
USB-C.
Oh.
I can't even touch the toilet. That's the place.
I don't even know how to do it.
Hello?
No, I don't have it. Somebody take it.
Is someone?
I don't have enough.
I don't have enough.
I don't have it though. Somebody take it.
You gotta find it.
Try a new segment. Find a USB-C.
I'm gonna be dead to be mad at you man, I'm not ready to be bored to talk to you.
I almost had you in the next episode.
Snakehead!
Oh!
I just wanna follow you.
You're gonna end that more?
I'll fucking be mad at you.
I'll fucking be mad at you too, bro.
What? You got USB-C or a charger?
Oh, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm fine.
No, no, no.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I think someone kicked my shirt.
No, I don't want to know.
No, it's in the cool front window.
Is that it?
Yeah.
What happened to me?
I was making a nice sit at the corner man.
I was doing a back pat.
I take it and somebody take it again.
I put it right there. Somebody take it again bro.
See this, the bug is deep in the crib bro.
It's just somebody deep in the crib. We gotta move out of here.
We out? Yes or no?
That's easy. Oh, I got a loan in my limbo.
A loan? I should man, I don't.
To USB? USB?
Come here USB, see USB.
Yeah, I don't work.
Alright, so bring everything, we're gonna get.
Another one, bro.
It can't be a gas station one.
What's up with your visa?
Apple one.
One more bro
It can't be two, I'm gonna hold on
Oh, and Chad, you see, you notice like how much he just keep missing our random place, bro?
And then Paso just missed our random place, my fucking ID just missed
Like on some random shit bro
You see how crazy it is, if I live in the truth, my shit's not missing, man
I
Yo, Kevin
You can't move me out, bro days a day
How about you, Frank?
No, nothing.
Do you have one more USB-C?
It's miles of USB-C.
I'll have that.
That's how I call the ghetto.
Mine is yours.
I like that.
That was my USB-C, though.
Oh, he's in USB.
Oh, we got him.
We got him.
You get it, huh?
It's a little late, bro, but it's a pleasure.
Try, try, try. Do it, try. Do it, try.
Do it, try.
I cropped my foot today in three sports.
Your day can be this bad. Yeah, it's all right, bro.
Yeah, somebody might, somebody probably don't even eat food, somebody probably don't even have a place to stay, somebody's like a hunger, and I'm like, I'm like crying about it.
I'm like crying about it. They both broke down and shit, I do not have cash or no.
This is nothing, nothing, right? No, no, this is nothing.
I don't want to leave you, but this is nothing.
I do.
Swish.
Light, light.
Where's my ID though?
It's so...
It can't be real bro.
How my ID lost?
I remember...
I don't know. Where's my ID?
Yeah, Chad, you'll be out with us.
Let me ask you.
Hey, Bobby, how long are you going to take to do the ID?
It's not taking too long.
Wait, you're going to take the same days?
Yeah.
I have a better solution.
I'm speaking in the right right now.
I bet.
Can I lose you now?
How does my ID, man?
So how does my ID, man?
Oh, my God.
So loud.
I can't go to New York.
Bro, I can't go to New York.
Bro, I tell you, you remember, I always put my ID, like,
when I meet, I always put my ID under my phone.
Like, in my phone, I should.
Like, I always put this shit under here.
If you don't wake up, you're just not doing it.
I usually put a shirt on, you tell me.
Oh my God.
Let me see, let me see, try to let me see.
You think it's in here though?
Try to think it might be in the pants.
Where's my phone? Try to see.
Oh right here.
Under the bed?
Tell Kato drive with me? Fuck no.
Let me find every pants. Is it in the pants?
It's like, it might be in the pants, man.
When you show it to the trainees, they didn't see no ID.
Ralfie?
I know everything.
You gotta be here, okay? I didn't leave.
I didn't go nowhere.
So wrong. You gotta be here.
Just somewhere in the corner.
Well, you had a little backyard phone, right?
Yeah.
Fine ID. Chad is a new segment called
Find the ID and Password.
I
Know oh
My god, what if I do man?
That do anything bad recently bro
So that one
MP creep I was there yesterday
I
Go check
You from the case
Now they know my case
You accept, you don't like pizza, that's not easy.
Should I go to the A&B and check it?
Or not?
That's how you give bad luck.
Should I go to A&B and check it?
It might be on bag, bro.
In fact, I know where it's gonna be.
It's gonna be right here.
I
Might be a suitcase suitcase suitcase you give me a suitcase
Where's my idea I just chat like you see like things just randomly lost I
middle of nowhere bro like you don't make sense it's always gonna be my back of
the back of my back of my phone it's just just a missing box it's like I don't
know what it is this crib bro anything anything can be done
a whole lot of shit like all of Chuck Paul
now you show over the delivery to me
now whoever did this is it's crazy game like that sent me shaving cream because
I'm bored now. It's crazy. Let me see. Let me see.
He's not having that ball. You want to save it?
Can I show you a shave? Ruffy hair? For good luck. Now let me touch your stomach for good luck.
No, I can't do this.
I bet I got a good luck right now.
It's for my D-Mod.
Yo, bro, it's like this room is just sweet. Like, why does it look like this?
I lost my ID. Where's my ID?
You're wrapping shoes.
Chatting gonna be MPL?
Or can you go to MPN check?
I was at MPN, okay?
Back to my friend.
I'll look at him and call him out.
Where's my...
No, he's not gonna be there, but like...
My house, be there one minute.
He's here?
Wait, can we sit? Is I.L. good?
I see you, I.L.
You heard me? I see you, I.L.
You heard me?
Where's that bag that you had?
It's good, it's good.
She goes slowly.
The fucking Jill's bowl.
Who the fuck are you?
So that and the American Express cars will go together again.
Yeah, that's my shit, though, bro.
This is a WMH, but what do you have it on?
Oh, what?
What's that passcode you got?
Huh?
Oh, my God.
Hey there, honey.
So, my ID will be Arizona?
Arizona?
Go to the ID?
You can't find it please bro.
You don't need that shit assistant.
You're not being here bro.
You know how you find some shit faster?
You put a reward to it.
You put a reward to it.
Alright, if you find it, I'll give you a thousand.
A thousand?
What? I'm grateful bro.
It's a quick of my movers.
It's cheaper. It's cheaper. It's cheaper.
I bet.
$500,000.
I'm about to flip this whole room upside down.
I'll flip it upside down. Who's going to clean the room?
Bobby?
Now he's going to pay it back.
Alright Bobby.
Bobby, Bobby's going to clean it. I'm going to flip this now.
I thought you were going to find it. Find it first, bro.
Fuck that, find it first.
I bet.
Check my car, check amp, everywhere, bro.
My friend's going to be here, though.
I get that $1,000.
Yeah.
What am I going to find first? Got a thousand.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we get somewhere.
Oh my God, bud.
We're moving out, bud.
As I said, no, we don't want to move out of here.
Guess what problem day is, nigga?
Little guys, come on, keep going.
What's the name?
Titan?
Stop fucking playing with me.
Stop fucking playing with me.
Stop playing with me.
Nigga, y'all are gay, nigga.
At Opal's set.
At Opal's set.
Watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.
Stop.
Stop.
Look, look, look, look, go right down there.
Look, keep going right now.
Look, look.
Sit, sit, sit while I'm...
Hello?
Hello?
Hey, what you doing?
Yeah, I'm gonna listen.
I'm on shit right now, I'm on shit right now, but um...
But so we go to prom, right?
Ha ha.
Wait.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
No, no, no, listen.
No, this looks crazy, this looks crazy.
Do you guys have a problem with me?
You
They know
I gotta fight that fight.
I gotta fight, I gotta fight.
I gotta fight that fight.
I love it.
You got a fight?
I don't know what you just feel.
I swear we're gonna have to fight that fight.
We're gonna have to move out.
Oh my.
I wanna get out of here.
What is my ID, little mug?
See what my chat is.
What is it?
Bro, bro.
Right.
That's right here.
Yanna.
Yanna.
Ask her.
Boy.
No, you ask her.
Yanna.
That's her.
Yanna.
Yanna.
What?
What's Yanna?
wait mom buggy wait so i'll do it wait so we're up i thought it was going to come
no no because no no we are because you asked me last year and i said no
so we're going this year right yeah let's go wait wait wait wait y'all as brothers and sisters
Okay, wait, wait, let me get you not going with him right like y'all not going to get a tight shit
We saw your date Prante is recalling
It's young it's just constantly young it's just got it. Just got it. Well, no, no, no, you're going with a guy like
Okay, it's content.
Fuck that, fuck that.
Your content is retired?
The Ninja Turtles?
No, that's so mean.
But you know, like, as Bud is owned,
because he asked me last year and I had said no.
So why didn't you say no this year?
Because that's my friend.
He was your last-time in tag.
Last-time in tag.
If you don't want to go with him, just say no.
No.
I don't want to go with him.
know
It's just
Yeah, I understand I'm not gonna let the internet paint a picture you for them say I'm not gonna let the paint no picture of you
And it is cause I'm not allowed to ship you. I know it's just causing me
I don't know so if I ask you
No, no listen, no shit edits, no.
Ay, y'all know, y'all know, y'all know.
If I asked you to come and prompt a date, would you, would you, you feel me?
That's your friend. What are you doing?
Why is somebody on my trip, eh?
No, he's single, he's single, and it's just content, so it's just content.
Ah, nah, I'm single right now.
Yeah, it's content, but yeah, no, the content did actually first technically.
Okay. Okay.
It's just content, right?
Come on, man.
Yeah, and if you don't want to go on his buddies, it's gonna be a fine time, so no shit edits, no parasocials.
Yeah, no parasocials, no shit edits, even if they, even if they are side by side, arms locked, walking at the same fucking pace, do not shit them, this shit is just constant.
Facts.
Shitfuss.
Don't shit them.
Shitfuss.
I didn't, no, we're trying, my friend, and he did ask me for this, technically.
Okay, yep, thank you.
Alright guys, I always got here.
I'm a devout, I'm a devout, I'm an L-man.
No, I'm handing both listen you all out man
Yo date to go with him instead. He's also he said water fuck what wait what he said
Ain't shoulder you chase a ticket chain and I'll take it from him
It's too much
Don't ask friends. Yeah, I'm gonna say that
I got to come do my own show man.
Fuck TTG.
N****, fuck Oya, N****, yo.
Fuck!
Pussy.
Pussy, n****.
Pussy, n****.
N****.
You're bossy, N****, N****, that's why the, fuck.
That's why the shimmer ending.
Ah-ha!
Ah-ha!
Fuck you, Tomo!
Fuck DG!
You know what I'm saying?
You want to talk?
He's got to take a bite.
He's not under check.
You're not a hungry, N****.
You wanna know what a hungry?
You wanna know about our culture so long as we're streamed?
You don't wanna know who you're doing?
You're not a fucking hungry, man!
I'm just gonna do something.
I'm moving up to the other one.
Huh?
I'm moving up to the other one.
Huh?
I'm going to the other way.
I'm going to the other way.
I'm moving to something else.
No, I'm moving to the other one.
Stop right here.
I'm right here.
So many viewers here today.
Just wow.
Where's your doors?
Just fucking wow.
You know what I'm saying?
Just fucking wow.
It was a deep door.
It was a Brazil bag, mother.
And that's what I'm fucking saying, bro.
My fucking bag.
How you a bet disappear like oh no, no, no, no, no, you know I'm crazy
My passwords disappear in any my ID disappeared. I can't go to New York my rainbow
I I don't know he's a bad luck. Yeah, you know that a little fake hmm hotels at SRT put a label kid over there
What was a big tonic?
Hi, we'll never shut down do they will never shut down in a little shut down, but this shit do fucking fake
and of course you smoke fucking babe
of course you smoke fucking babe
that's not mine
I gotta shut up with your luggage
it's your luggage
not mine
your luggage
they put bakes in my shit to be funny ass when I checked in on a fucking babe
and what the fuck you got baby lotion
the motherfuckers never saw lotion how are you doing nigga
and what the fuck is too big on your bed
Who ever this whoever pull this stunt
I'm gonna put the fuck out you game. What a fucking put two fucking babes in the name. I bet like this
And where's my ideal now that I need my ID to go somewhere. Where's my ID?
Oh
And look at the script writer, bro, he's writing a script right now
The fucking script writer, bro
Now this door is crazy
He's f**ked up, man. He's f**ked up, man.
Look at your own camera, man.
No, he has f**ked up.
Why is there a banana in my room, man?
You get what I'm saying? I just can't do this.
And where's your PC, man?
Where's your PC?
What the f**k?
Hey, I think, man.
He's there, a man's cave in your room.
I'm gonna put that through for us.
I'm shaking my fucking balls, I'm a croon, piece of shit nigga.
I'm not doing the same shit to you.
Nah, I'm not taking it, I'm not taking it.
Fuck, you wanna see my girl?
Look, I'm taking her. Fuck, you know what I'm talking about.
I
Not very honestly
Me she say we just going as friends. No, she's not say that. Let me we friends
It's called Friends, so my turn to my boyfriend
beginning to tell me everything.
It would mean that that's it rings, that's it rings.
You know what I'm saying?
It's called a storyline game.
I'm saying you gotta take a,
sing, dance, magic, she's just mad.
Tell her to sing, she's saying, you won't have a problem.
Me.
All right, all right, all right, you got it.
That's what I'm saying, bro.
I need to find my ID though.
I know, but what's that?
I'm not sure.
I think from my ID, man.
I think my ID is in the car room.
No, I don't have it.
I remember I left a shirt over here.
Oh, somebody got my phone. Take it.
Okay, come on, man.
Come on, man.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I got it.
It's not Africa, yes.
I want to stop Africa.
I want to stop Africa.
I want to get out of here.
Shall I go to Taiwan, bro?
Close the door.
We're here to see a dozen of them.
I'm telling you, look, I thought Africa was going to come this way.
If you just like, I could be myself.
Go over there and start removing people like I was at Africa.
Yeah, he's like, I got it.
This is the result, bro.
He's like, I got it from ID, bro.
If I want to move out, I got it from ID, bro.
I didn't even hear how that holless holless about to move out
I'm working on wearing anyway. Oh my god, son
I've always my idea money driving in the yoga some shit mom
I'm not sure if I can get it out of here.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Hey, there's a knife!
Check my towel.
You don't even got a picture. What do you mean?
Was it a burger?
Oh my god.
I'm not sure if you can actually add a lot of people on it.
I'm taking the video to the camera
I can do it?
to chat
wait, can you send it to me?
wait, chat can you chat with your apple wallet?
yeah, you can do it
go here
I'm gonna check for the online address
chat, yes I do have a picture of my ID
oh, I know how to do it, hold on
I put a picture of my ID
look, here's my ID
Now let me unhide everything.
You gonna come out in the next day or tomorrow or right now.
Jack, I have people to come out in three, two, one.
I find a smell.
I smell an idea.
What's going on?
Is he peeing?
Oh, that's the fish tank.
Is that your bag?
Oh, my God.
That was so confused.
It's hard if she pees you good.
You got to think of working overtime, bro.
This thing isn't off the top, man.
It's the first hour. He's just lazy.
Oh, my God.
I had to hold a game in one week.
He got a two-week break.
I got a neat guy.
Another home came to the oil camera.
He wasn't sure we needed him.
Hey, so what's the word? Are we doing something?
Yes, bro. I'm following my ID. I lost my ID, bro.
I saw K.O.
Woah, right. Hey, hey, hold on, hold on.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me talk to you.
Yo, let me talk to you.
Chay, I just, yo, I was just like, tell me.
But I, I streamed the whole thing.
No, no, no, no, no, let me talk to you.
Chay, I see it. Yo, I feel weird, I got to watch my, I got to watch my...
Let me talk to you while you're washing your hands.
I didn't come out.
Oh.
What's up?
The slap in the ass shit, cool.
Right?
No, no, no, no.
Don't touch my dick.
No, no, don't do it again.
No.
That's actually game.
I'm God.
Get that Taiwanese dude.
No, no, I'm God.
I touch your whole dick, and that shit is big.
You got a jacket.
What?
Bro, watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
It's bad like like you know homeboy like step-ass I'll just do that, but I didn't see cuz my eyes closed
I didn't see is it as a front. I'm like yo
I'm like, oh shit. I actually stepped it too hard inside. I grabbed the whole shit
No, yeah, I mean no, I'll just like you know, you know what?
No, there's
We're niggas running around and smacking another nigga meat.
Assing, assing, not assing.
Yeah, it's all assing.
What you mean, yeah, facts?
I give you the same.
You give what he's saying?
No, yeah, I'm saying facts.
Clear up what you're talking about. What's facts?
Look, the chat say you feel me.
Yeah.
Look, chat say you feel me.
Wait, chat doesn't say last.
It's called cum check?
Oh my god, your chat doesn't say last time.
My chance is that's a BBC.
Bro, I can't.
Listen, let me get out the stream and shit.
This is why I stick to YouTube.
Let me get this shit gay.
I'm gonna out you and put it back like.
If you meet us at night.
Bro, shit.
Where are we going?
Fuck the fuck out of here.
See now I gotta keep my distance from you.
Nigga, you violated my meat, gay.
I'm turning 25 in a couple of weeks.
I can't have Nigga snacking my meat.
Are you saying that's hot?
I think it's East 25.
East 24.
East 25.
What I'm saying is, I can't have niggas just smacking my meat.
I'm turning 20, you're clearly not listening.
You're clearly not listening.
All right, so what are we doing to eat?
What are we doing?
All right, go on.
No, no, no, that's a way to my idea, bro.
All right, we're gonna, we're gonna,
that's not pretty crazy.
We're gonna get on, but hold on.
You need to say these things to eat,
we don't do that, right?
This nigga walked up, smack my meat.
I've never had my meat smack like it was my ass before.
What do I do, nigga?
That's what I'm saying.
See, that's how you get.
You know when people feel how you fucking slap in the ass?
That's how you get, that's a revenge.
What?
Nigga, you assaulted me!
No, no, no, come on, bro.
Now this is a hateful, bro.
Assaulting me, dude?
You touched my meat against my will.
You just fucking the ass.
Wow.
Okay.
You're dead, you're dead.
You're the truth.
I
Check the agent state the hardest are I ever heard and I said it's 20 times at least
Say you won't say you're not you pussy you pussy, bro. I don't want to mess up. Yo, you feel on there
You pussy you're like I can see how yours if you can't sir if I'm gangster
Tell me one more time. You're pussy. You're pussy. No fuck all the mickdom. Well, I'm not a baby pussy
You're so pussy because I did got respect bro. I'm not that mean game
At the end of the day, I'm still a man of God
I like that. I like that.
Now where's my ID?
Like that.
This is it, GG.
Alright, where are you trying to go?
I was going to meet you by the way.
Huh?
I was going to meet you.
No, I know.
I will have to warm up.
Or I will have to feed. I'm not only from my ID, man.
Right, whatever you want to do, I'll have to ask you.
Let me wear your black and yellows.
I didn't bring mine. Do you have yours?
It's in Taiwan
You think it's in Taiwan?
Yup
You left the black yellows in Taiwan
Nah, that shit is legendary, but I already framed it up
Oh, you framed it? You put it in the glass box?
I put it in the middle of the...
Yeah
Appreciate that
You can just speak Taiwanese, nigga
You say some shit in Taiwanese and I'm gonna copy you.
I bet.
I'm the agent.
What does that mean first?
I'm the agent.
What did you say?
I'm the agent.
I really hope you lead me in the right direction.
Wait, wait, wait.
Say the whole sentence.
I'm teaching the same.
Okay, teach me the same.
No, you gotta say the whole sentence.
Say.
What's happening, nigga?
What's up?
Oh, oh, oh.
Ni hao ma?
Hei gui.
Ni hao ma hei gui.
I'm just making sure you don't meet check me again hey you black I expect better
out of you nigga stop doing that
What the fuck are we even doing, bro?
Dude, shit, bro.
What the fuck are we doing?
All he's going to do is do old content.
These contents, content, they don't...
I don't fuck with that, man.
You guys bagging?
Yeah, that's all the bagging is.
Come on, man.
Nah, nah, nah, I can't. I just can't...
That's a new monitor standing on!
This is what I'm talking about!
Oh, that's an old one. That shit is fucked up.
You got a D?
No.
Mike, you ain't gonna play any more.
Find some shit in front of condo in South Africa.
Do you want to call me? Yes, I know.
Yeah, we out.
We just called back for you.
Hold on a sec real quick.
The agent, bro!
What the fuck?
I'm not gonna take.
Bro.
Just wait my ID though.
Okay.
Somebody call me.
Yo.
Whoop?
Yeah, you gonna whoop?
I'm gonna eat food.
You gonna whoop?
No.
No?
I'm not whooping.
I'm not whooping.
I'm not hoping you want to move you didn't make who what size are you I'm 10 but we're
at though this is a lot of time coming this away I feel I'm supposed to be tonight by
I can't do the podcast though, I want to be the L-Mainer.
I can't do the podcast.
You say what?
Oh yeah, I can't hoop. I gotta do...
Is the one house far from here?
You are a demon.
You are a demon.
You are not a fucked boy.
You are a man.
I don't know what this man is talking about.
I ain't gonna lie to him.
I'm not talking about you, you said that in a different part of the show.
You are the man.
And then there's a nigga that's here.
Hey, the whole speaker, it's been a, it's been a, it's been a,
you've not seen this for how long?
How long?
Ten years?
And you, can I say in?
What the fuck?
Yo, you gotta, what the fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Niko, what you mean?
We, we, ow!
You didn't say nothing!
I said we, ow!
My fault, I'm right there with you there, gang.
All right.
Rukai, you are a demon!
No, demon!
Oh, it's how you read it.
Yep.
I think this is gonna be a fool.
You trying to go?
Is it raining though?
Is it green now?
Is that it?
Oh come on, it's green now.
Can I just see the red?
I don't know.
I think we have to take care of it.
Is it gone?
Is it gone?
No.
Oh yeah?
Ah yeah.
Go in bro.
Ah, I can't look.
I can't see it.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh my God, it's gonna hurt real bad.
I don't.
You are a demon!
Not a demon!
Oh, hell!
Oh my God, I'm gonna take a break.
Oh, fuck, oh, fuck.
So, look at your ID, bro.
What the fuck?
So, look at your ID.
Like, can't even travel with this shit?
No.
I know it's my password
I know it's my password
I've been losing shit
but I feel like sometimes it's something shit happening
I'm losing shit
I didn't, you want the, um, get food?
Is that what?
You want the get food?
Yeah, hell yeah
Where we going?
American Ditty, Waffle House, where we going? Daddy?
Anything for you daddy?
Huh?
Anything for you daddy?
Who me?
Huh?
Me
Huh?
I'm talking about him I say anything to you daddy why you gotta say where are we
going what the fuck bro I leave bro it nigga nigga nigga hello hello yeah you
hear me
um I'm streaming I'm streaming right now we're right but I'm gonna have to take
That's a dootie.
Love you. Bye.
You know Dennis?
Yeah, I got this new boyfriend. His name is Dennis.
Doot Dennis?
No, nigga. His name is actually Dennis.
I don't know who that is.
I haven't tap into the agent video for so long.
Damn.
I used to watch the agent, but not right now. I grew up with him.
Let me see your followers.
What did you say? Fuck, nigga?
I said I used to watch the agent, but not right now.
Who is that?
Uh, that's my driver.
Hold on, I gotta go to my Lambo.
Wait, I don't even have keys. Who got a keys?
Then we could be driving Lambo, churning will be good, now that-
How do you not- Bro, I don't understand the way you niggas-
Like, how do you not have your keys- How do you not know where your Lamborghini keys are?
Like, nigga-
Oh, like...
Bro, not.
Bro, hey, hey, we gotta do better, gay.
What, bro?
You can't be losing shit like that, man.
I know, bro. I keep losing shit, bro.
Fucking so loud, bro.
You deadass don't know where your keys are?
Nah, bro.
Hey, how my chat don't know?
Like, the chat's supposed to know everything, bro.
Like, I don't know.
How I don't know, bro?
Nah, that's all.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait. How do we get here?
How do we get here?
Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, no, no, no, no.
Ray! Ray!
Right, right, mother, how nigga how
Bro get back in the driver's seats. What are you doing?
Bro get right right get off me break it off me
fuck you thought that was okay bro what was you trying to accomplish
Asian nigga Asian nigga what was you trying to accomplish right there bruh
bro just fucking dry bro you suck what are we doing sitting here yeah this is
the house of overstimulation bro I've never seen so much stupidity happen in
such a short amount of time
yeah
you just ran a stop sign and you have no driver's license nigga
bold nobody stop it it's not stop sign well nobody here bro okay so shut the
fuck up well why watch you talking to nigga cuz I will take your draws on
I'll make it and show you something crazy you ain't never seen before
And that's what I thought nigga
It could be crazy, but it could never be crazy to me
Hey
I know I know you're streaming this shit right it isn't got this bright-ass light of your face right now game
Can you see?
Because there's so many reasons you can't drive
Niggi you Asian right and on top of that you got a big-ass light of your face bro
Can you drive or do you want me to drive? Yes, I can drive. I
Don't trust you making the right turn with a flashlight on the right side of your head
Oh, I can see all I'll be the seed bro my wife fucking open
Sure
Oh, I'm gonna show you where the car is broke down today.
It was close?
Yup, exactly.
So then what happened?
You just drove your shit home after it broke down?
I was looking to get a full and then I'm gonna get a full, right?
Yeah, but I'm saying your car early, it broke down, right?
So I'm saying how did you get it home if it broke down?
Like, what did you get?
I got a truck and then I got something to pick it up.
Oh, okay.
I ain't letting you tow your shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck with that?
What year is your year is?
And I know my fucking idea I can't go nowhere
You can't go outside of the town
town bro
i can pull it bro it's the fact that we're like they're seeing a lot like this
is illegal like you're doing something illegal this is not illegal like that
means that niggas know that you're currently doing something illegal like
right now it's not illegal bro driving without
license is illegal i got a driver license not id
so then what are you worried about your id for if you have a driver's license
It's different bro, you don't know but you don't know
Listen, this where the car broke down bro, right here, okay? Right fucking here
Yep, since the exact thing
Is it because of where you're from here to carry both or something? Is that what you're saying?
Uh-huh
Is it because of where you're from here to carry both or some shit?
What?
No, just shut the fuck up nigga
Bro, alright, alright, bro
Lord forgive me, he got me hot, Lord forgive me
Who he got behind?
Come on bro, you are 25 years old, but you're about to push 30, bro
Yep
Hey, hey, he's flipping my dick and shit like come on bro.
Now don't flip this trip.
They got it for K.
Like come on, why you flip my dick though like that, bro?
You just flip my dick as me.
What is wrong with you?
He'm hum.
He'm hum?
That's not even my name, bro.
Yo, can't remember the fall asleep.
Yo, this big of eyes is so low right now, bruh.
The fuck when Gio was lying here so heavy when he was putting the camera on,
He's just no energy, bro
Yo, he's about to fall asleep, gay
Every time he blink, he takes a look
We're gonna play for Simba
We're gonna have two caramans
One Gio, one Simba
Yup
Who's your favorite?
Simba?
It's okay
I'm not trying to talk right now
You're getting the brain, it's hard
You know about my community, hit my caramans
why can't you fucking ask the nigga right here though yeah check it's plenty
gauging how ass how ass is jealous hey I'm on chat right now let me see yeah
sure why is why is Gio ass it is John just just tell me some context let me
tell me some things he didn't do that makes him ask
Oh
They say he's a goat they say he tough, but they said bad angles they said he's hot-ass
They said they said cameraman talk way too much somebody said he sent me a dick pic you did
Oh
Why you just fucking stab me, bro?
You're the fuck?
Why you let him?
You stabbed the fuck out of me.
Nah, you a hoe.
Bo-chan, why do I do this like Geo's not saying?
They said IDK, but he a bitch, though.
That's what somebody said.
They said Geo sucks.
I think it's a love-hating relationship to me.
Cause it's a lot of W's.
But at the same time, it's a whole lot of hating stuff.
Ooh, while they're up, like a fucking, uh...
What you said? You said...
Bangles, you like to have a bangle or a nigga that stink?
Ah yeah, yeah, yo, yo, the problem is my other cameraman, he stinks so bad, I went
wet, but I just started running, he stinks so bad, like, he actually stinks like a rat.
Oh, I'm pink, smell like fucking piss, but the nigga actually stinks, I'm God, I'm Jesus
Christ, can't shut me down, if I start running, he's not sweating, he's gonna be
Think so bad. I'm like, I'm kidding. You laugh. I'm gonna fuck you
You know how I poke
Now now you're actually stupid
Like you're actually stupid
I'm gonna find something close. Oh, can I make it as close as possible?
Yeah, get closer because the TVU, everybody TVU is drinking and that's you because of uh...
Yo, George and fuck whatever, bro.
Hey, I'm not, you don't want to drink, so you're so ill, man.
The type of nigga I am, I would've dropped my camera man off at the front.
That's how you shit, like...
That's how I take care of my niggas, you know?
Like, if a friend in this shit...
I'm not a little YouTube niggas, man.
Bro, YouTube is where I sat.
These niggas don't have respect for y'all.
Wait, what, what, what?
And you work long ass hours, nigga, and you just get disrespected on the clock.
Yeah.
He never...
No, he never do that.
That's why I'm playing time Cameron play time for you
You're not the agent, bro. I was holding it came by myself yesterday. You're the form bitch
Wait, let's look at America call you a bitch. No bitch
Rishi we can drop off both of our camera man, bro
Hey this time let's have respect and then make the niggas film each other
All right, so drop the niggas off and then we'll pull up on them
Make them these have a film off
The agent, you got girlfriend?
Nah, some like that though, but nah.
Some like that though, nah.
Some, nah.
I do but I don't and I don't but I do.
Right here bro.
Put the fucking room bro.
I got a boyfriend though.
Alright.
You want to shout out?
No, I'm good.
Okay.
Thank you.
H.A. it's Y.N.L.G. on all platforms.
My own China gets on.
Part-time cameraman now.
Simba's gonna come out here soon.
I can start violating the niggas and shit, you know.
Yeah, ask him for, you know what?
I'm just gonna walk you around so Ray don't see me.
You want to just go, you want to start walking?
You want to go have your own little segment?
I got a maja.
You got a maja?
I'm fucking here.
Look at that ass parked in the park.
Oh, let's just do that.
This nigga's creating this old parking spot, bro.
Hey, bro, don't look at where this nigga at.
Chad, look where I parked.
Mike, what is he doing?
This is not a beautiful park.
I'm getting the phone.
Okay, we're going from the car.
Please come in.
Please come in, look at that.
Oh, I'm not even right, because it's raining.
It makes sense.
I guess I'm gonna do your DJ.
Guess I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
I'm gonna.
That doesn't give you an excuse to park in the front of the,
there's handicap parking.
Yo, yo, DJ.
Yo, how you been?
DJ.
You know, first time I'm coming in the state,
I come to, Kai take me over here.
I was mad because you,
really?
I was like nah, at least I let you do it a bit.
I appreciate that. I hope you all get some good food.
I appreciate that. I hope you all get some good food.
This is a boomer.
This is a boomer.
I
Gotta get you up there real quick. I could try this
No, no, no, no, no, here's the thing
We know you've been like don't do too much get up there enjoy it for a couple seconds and then get down
I bet I gotta take your cool original go this way
What is this?
Oh, it's time to ring and chat.
That's a bad day today, bro.
I lost my ID today. I lost my password.
I lost my mic. I'm fucked up.
It's really nice.
It's really anything, bro.
Talk to your stream quiet ass and you can do your job.
I'm talking to stream.
Go.
Man, George.
What?
I spent days in our food.
Watch out with the game sheet.
My phone, my phone.
You know how the woman chat?
You know how the woman chat?
The chat will be hard to find.
Mentally, physical, emotionally, spend with the boys, spend with the girls, spend with
the lady boys.
You speak Italianese?
when he's again again it's a minor car and he was like sitting at her fucking
like door when my car break down now when he was talking about you earlier
he said he saw some like like you're looking girl in the car I never say
that okay listen you did it look welcome on fuck that little there
we've been here but y'all heard us talking about Walmart though that's how
Y'all just call them sexy
Y'all just call them sexy
Catch them again a few hours later
It's true love
I listen though
Okay talk
How are you?
How are you?
Listen girl
What's up buddy
Listen
You are my thing, okay?
Wait, wait!
Did you hear what he said?
I said, listen, you are my thing.
He said yes.
Listen, you know what?
I'm so dusty.
We really came here to shop.
You want to go on a shopping spree?
Raise a hand for it?
He's buying the whole cart so whatever you guys can put in the car. He'll pay for it
You know, let's go
Come on
My girl
You want you want you're some flowers nigga? I thought good friend. I don't know what you're talking about
Earlier you just said you was single when you was talking to Yana. I
Got good friend. Why you say that when you was talking to Yana?
Everybody's going for somebody nigga. That's what it is
Wait, so you want her?
No, that's your ball.
You just said you on my dick, she said yes.
What more of a green light do you need, you know?
This is night as hell. It's a might-ass blue light.
Get on that!
You want me to force two lights, you tell me?
Wait, they changed so much.
It's just like the whole store all clear.
I think they're moving, bro.
it don't used to look at this but it look different
it's don't look like a Walmart
it's still got potato
I don't know what is potato
is that what?
thank you
hey hola Bobby
hey chill man
hey, how are you?
Pentejo
wait, how Pentejo means
hola what did you say? Pentejo?
Oh fuck, oh fuck
Hey I'm sorry bro, I didn't mean to say Ben Deng Ho, I didn't mean to
I said get out of here, get out of here
Hold up, hold up, hold up, how much stuff?
Hey, see you, Bobby
My phone, my phone
My phone, I call you Ben Deng Ho, hold up, I didn't know
You waited till we started on Facebook?
Yup, Facebook, everything, Facebook
Yeah, yeah, Facebook, Facebook, Facebook
What's your name?
I'm from Facebook
What's my Facebook?
What are you from?
I'm from Honduras
I'm from Honduras
Honduras?
What's that?
Instagram
This man's dead.
Hello, puppy!
Hello, puppy!
What's up?
How are you, friend?
I'm good.
I have two friends who come to my house and they're kids.
Oh, yeah.
You said, oh, yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
What's up, puppy?
Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
What the fuck?
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Follow me.
Why is a recent search a male porn star what the fuck
Take me out his amigos
Hey, look no this dead ass my boy. I see him all the time one picture boys. Oh, yeah
One picture
This is a real diverse photo, nigga, we got eight.
Okay, Kelo?
Who is Kelo, bro?
Who is Kelo?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
but it was pretty interesting
so who is the killer?
the crepe?
alright we will have to look for him
yeah we will
woow
just a little bit of a trick
just a little bit of a trick
I think your camera guy might remember
right now here
and she went back to her car to go get money to buy some merch.
And the car got broken into and her car got stolen and she had to go...
She said she was in the parking lot waiting, one of her people, the camera guy or something,
A couple other people came walking out and they were like,
Oh, what happened, you know, and she's like,
Oh, so they actually stood around and kind of waited for them in the parking deck.
Like, the cops would come up or something like that and didn't say anything.
Yeah.
Long-ass cursing, man.
Do you know Jackie Chan?
Jackie Chan?
That's my uncle.
That's your uncle, huh?
Yeah, his name is He Hang Yung.
I don't know what you laughing about, I don't know what you laughing about, I don't know what you laughing about
I don't know what you laughing about
What the fuck?
He sound like a nice dude
Alright guys, since the age of here, we got a gala cooler for one time bro, for one time that gala cooler
Yo this shit changed bro
Chet, what am I saying?
I don't look too...
You don't... You don't used to look like this, bro.
But this is probably the most depressing Walmart I've seen.
No, you don't used to look like this, but it changed.
This doesn't look the way I thought.
Can I go get a kettle later?
I don't get a drink. I'm thirsty.
I'm gonna pay for it later, bro.
I
Nothing on top it is easy to get on top. All right, okay?
Come on. Let me get there with you
Together, huh?
So go on yourself. All right, now you don't get dirty. Oh, you're going the pussy way
No, you gotta come up. No, don't hey
They don't do it like that.
That's the weak way, you gotta kill them up.
All right, look, we need you to put the two of you, all right?
All right, that's a really good one.
Yeah, it's a one-two motion.
All right, one-two motion.
Don't stop looking at the employees, Nick,
let's go have fun.
All right, you ready?
I'm gonna do it first and then you copy me.
All right.
It's a one, two, right?
That was not a one-two, that's like one, two, three, four,
Oh, it's this.
Do it though.
Anytime I get up here, this is what I see.
Yo, this is crazy view.
And anytime you're on the shop and you don't know where shit is at, do this.
Yo!
Right?
No, come on, come on.
Not a bad.
Yo, many smell, mods.
Sis to phone ingest.
I'ma show ya.
What?
Sis to phone ingest.
Sis to phone ingest.
You can switch?
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
They got hella trash down here though.
That's insane bro.
What the fuck?
Bro, I'm not sure they switched. They switched?
You think I switched?
They took your own straight flight, nigga.
But they switched. They switched.
Oh my god.
You fucked. You're fucked.
You don't got to drop my flight.
Yo, you're fucked.
I got it.
Oh shit.
I'll now you stop. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. Get down. I'm already dead.
What the fuck are you doing? Who gave up? What do you mean? Get up.
Where are you not dead? You're dead.
This shit is so dirty.
I
Was supposed to do right here though
What's wrong bro this carry over here? What's up? I do right here
Hey, Bobby yes, sir. Yes, yeah, yeah, Bobby
What's up, old man?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh.
Hey, hey, what's up?
What's up?
Honduras.
Honduras, Honduras.
Oh, yeah.
Bro.
Honduras, Honduras, Honduras.
Sick.
Man, bro.
That's a good one.
Honduras, Honduras.
Honduras, Honduras, Honduras.
That's where you come?
Yeah, where do you come?
Honduras, Honduras.
Okay.
That's the list.
Okay then.
Okay then.
Honduras, la mera pija, somos la mera pija, lo que atracho, Honduras, vivon duras, Centroamérica.
Centroamérica.
Yeah, yeah, what he said.
Vex.
What he said.
I got out gear, I'll be a bro.
That shit's mad tall.
I'll get a kick out, everything, bro.
I got out that gear.
Sit back, I got sit back, sit back, sit back.
Just sit back.
Sit back, I got sit back, sit back, sit back.
Just such back I
job on people
Yeah, I'm gonna listen to this man's uncle. I'm telling you that's something that would you say good?
Wine punch I
Say yeah, I'm gonna get one why do you get the green one?
Huh?
Wonder to this one away
Good Bobby got a good Bobby give us away Bobby
Yo, it's so it's so crazy. Are we actually safe like nothing happened?
Nigga your car is gone. No, it's your car. Your car is gone
Please baby. Yeah
The majority you got twins. There's maybe okay
That can't shake the ass
Run that back gang. Wait you know English? Run that back gang. Hey run that back gang.
There we go. There we go. Honduras. Honduras. You gotta be drunk nigga. Honduras. We already did this.
Have you drank the night? You drunk? See this thing is that huge.
I don't know, I don't know.
We're not gonna do it.
We're not gonna beat.
We're gonna beat.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
This nigga got you saying it's a crazy huge cut, nigga.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'm a ham kid.
Hey, thank you, man.
Thank you, buddy.
Bro, you foreign ass niggas, bro.
Tell us something else.
What are you just saying?
What are you just saying?
No, that niggas car is gone.
Huh?
That niggas car is gone.
The spot you parked it in?
Shit's raps again.
Who car?
You drove here.
It's car.
That shit's gone.
But it will be good, bro.
I lost my ID though.
Look, it's because it's raining.
Oh, I see any state.
Look.
She's gonna remember me.
Look.
Hey auntie.
Hey auntie.
That's my auntie.
That's your auntie?
Yeah.
You know they say black don't crack and you look good baby.
I can tell you're doing your skin care.
You look good.
You like the football in your state?
You like the football in your state?
Yeah.
Okay, okay, good to hear that.
Yo this rain is crazy, buddy.
You're good, you're good.
Yo you hear it?
You hear how big this thing is?
Yo, he look mad for me.
He's not mighty?
Oh my god! Mighty! Mighty? Not Mighty? The UFC fighter?
I thought it was. I'm not the UFC fighter.
You don't fight at UFC? You need to know Mighty? Mighty Mos?
I thought it was Mighty.
He's so good.
And he has a UAC fighter, bro.
Huh?
That's a UAC fighter.
You talking about mouse?
You stupid, bro.
I am.
What's up, bro?
Are you open AP?
What?
Are you open AP?
What's up?
Are you open AP?
What the fuck?
Freaking idiot!
Why do you keep doing that bro?
Don't let me hit him, kid.
Why do you keep doing that?
What's wrong with you?
Why?
You don't even know him.
I don't feel like...
Why do you keep putting a kid on him bro?
I got you, I got you.
You want me to back him?
I got you.
Watch.
You see?
I'm doing right?
Can't do anything.
What do you say, bro?
Hit a call me.
You a hoe.
Yo.
You can slap it around.
This was special.
Huh?
Can't do it, bro.
That's some black ass.
I'm gonna lie, you crazy.
There's no way they hate on this nigga.
What?
He do it too painfully.
Jesus.
Can't do it.
Password to Walmart?
Yeah, yeah, let's go buy some water.
Wash it right over there.
What's your password?
It's a 5-5 password.
Oh, no, no, it's free. It's free.
You gotta click on the Walmart Wi-Fi.
It's free.
I have a Supercell.
Why aren't you working?
No!
Oh, there's one time, I did a piece of it, and the whole dick came out.
Well, here's the thing is, I passed people appropriately.
I only grabbed this.
Now, if you had no draw, that would have been on you.
They say wow, wow, wow.
That's the whole sicking out. Was it on screen?
They say wow, wow, wow.
You know how it is if you run into your own home.
You know how it is when you run into your own home.
You know how it is.
I don't think you can do that.
I don't think so.
I'm fine.
That's what I was like, yeah.
That's what I was like.
We're down with the Oma segment, bro.
Yeah, we're full.
What's this stuff? What nigga?
It's funny.
I want to go to the road.
What happened?
That's my father.
That's my father.
That's him.
Oh, shit.
Muppet.
Hey, Bob.
Good, Bob.
Good to see you, Bob.
How you doing, Bob?
Good to see you.
How you doing, Bob?
Good to see you.
How you doing, Bob?
Good to see you.
You guys can visit us right now right now
No, no, we go home you go home, right?
Good to you this time
That's the owner check W1
David come on bro
I see you guys
What are you guys doing?
What time are you coming?
What time are you coming?
I don't know how it comes about
I don't know how it comes about
Huh?
Yeah right
Are you a picture with you?
Yeah
I'm coming here
I'll turn the lights on for you
I'll start the lights on
You don't need to turn the lights on for you
Just for streaming
Yeah, it's actually
Turn the lights on
Let's turn the lights on
Hey, my buddy.
You know how to get on it, dude, y'all.
Hey, Bobby.
Hey, Bobby.
Yo, yo, yo, at X on the phone.
At X on the phone.
Yo.
I got to say bye to my boy real quick.
Alright, let's do this right here.
Hey, how you doing?
You see right there, it's nice to meet you.
Yo, this guy's seen poem one, but it's okay though.
I'm currently filming a video right now,
but I just wanted to stop by and say hi real quick.
You guys have a conversation right here.
Love you too.
Let's do it right here, let's do it right here.
He's waiting.
My cat.
My boy right here.
My dog.
You know what it is, baby.
Yeah, let's do it.
What's the word, man?
What's the word?
What's the word?
Do it right here.
How do you spell that?
The name.
N-I-G-G-A.
No, right here.
Why do you spell that?
N-I-G-G-A.
Ah, G.G.A.
Pasto, pasto, pasto.
What is that?
What the fuck?
You just saying?
Pestos.
Yeah, he's-
Wait, what you just saying?
Pestos.
N9GGA.
And what does that smell?
Pestos.
No.
N9GGA.
No, Malkis.
Niga.
Eeeeh!
Ha ha ha ha!
That's how you talk about it?
You know what we're gonna do!
You know what we're gonna do!
You know what that is, boy!
Let's talk, Malkis.
How do you present it?
I have presented that.
You're black.
You're good.
I can tell you the pistol.
Yeah
Have you ever tried the brazilian soda?
The brazilian soda
I would love to try one
Let's do that
That's far over here
The brazilian soda
He's got to count them many times
Wow
Banana?
Why are you handing me banana though?
He's out of my head
I
Bro your part in the front in your part illegally gay
Hey
Second-time ticket, but it is so them brazilian soda. I've never had it. Never had it. Yeah, it's good. Yeah
Get
You want a banana?
Banana?
You want a banana?
You want a banana?
How do you say that?
You want a banana?
How do you say that, bro?
No, it's for a store, for good luck.
For good luck.
No banana?
Good luck, good luck.
Good luck, good luck.
You want a banana?
Cookie?
Cook your banana.
Cook your banana.
All the brownie...
That's so terrible.
That's your gas, all right?
Do you give me another one?
Do you finish it?
No, I'm on.
Now I see, we better go eat food.
I can't ruin my food.
If you don't say, I'm about to go eat.
my food. If you don't say I'm about to go eat. I wish we had a way to go eat.
I'm not quite what are you. I'm not saying nigger.
Yeah man.
Oh man you're good. I'm telling you.
He's losing his wig. He has red blood left over here.
So that is not, that is not my man.
Oh my god.
It's raining in here.
Hmm?
This is the owner.
This is the owner of his phone.
Are you going to cook it?
Are you going to cook it?
Are you going to get a banana?
Hello, my father.
Is that rice?
Are you rice gum?
Yeah, that's right here.
Rice gum?
Yeah.
Is that...
Rice gum?
You should be on Disney Channel.
Disney Channel?
What?
I didn't tell you to say it.
You didn't tell me to say it?
Did you say it?
Did you say it's cool?
Yeah.
You want to take a picture with me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You like something?
Okay.
Nice to meet you.
I'm in the face plan before.
Face plan?
In the face?
Face?
Yeah, yeah.
She made face plans?
Okay.
Okay.
You want to take a picture with me?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Yeah, let me take a picture with you.
Yeah.
Right here.
I see a mark on my nose.
Thank you, Raskin.
Thank you.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I'll see you when I get there.
All right
That's the type of random shit you get in these in the head is out there
Never gonna see him ever again. I'm comfortable
All right, then
I found a banana
Thank you bro. Alright?
Thank you nigga.
Alright nigga. Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You give somebody an issue.
I don't know. Am I home? Am I home?
Am I home? Am I not?
Am I home? Am I not?
Alright? Do you want to try this?
Let him have cookies.
I'll try.
You're going to take a cookie home.
You're going to take a home.
I'll take your cookies.
How much is it?
You want a banana?
Let's do it. What do you want to do?
You're cooking.
Okay, let me cook it, let me cook it.
I cook it.
Okay, Bobby.
What the fuck?
Let's do it.
You want to make a pizza?
Yeah.
You want to make a pizza?
Yeah, watch your hands. They're going broke.
Easy, easy.
Easy, relax, relax.
Relax, relax, relax.
Watch your hands.
Watch your hands.
What's your hands?
Globs on it?
Where you going to be?
Chet, you want banana?
What about me?
Chet, you want banana?
You want banana?
Got a Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
Can I look at Bobby?
I don't know. I lost my ID. I'm drunk.
I don't even know how to see you. What the fuck? What can I say to you?
What can I say to you, bro?
I don't know how to get here.
I don't know how to get here. I don't know how to get here.
Babe, we hear them.
Yeah, we hear them.
hey let her hey we're here though we're here don't let these niggas know let
No, I will let it know. Yeah. What do you say?
We're something fresh. No, we'll jump in the ditch
Really jump in the prefecture jump
You put that working
Hands on well, I think that one
Hey, I'm here
Damn Brian a lot. I didn't think you'd have to be working together. Yeah. Yeah, I know this is this is this little
So, I don't know, bro.
It's a fucking Russia, I should.
Oh, wait, wait, sorry, man.
Yeah, man, man, sorry, we're closed.
Yeah, we're, you know, we're about to redo the interior.
So, could you just step outside the gate real quick?
We're gonna close up in a few minutes.
So, just right outside the gate, man.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
My friend is stupid, I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I'm just taking it off me.
I'm just taking it off me.
Just because you say I can't get off that woman, please.
I can't get off that woman, please.
Oh, no!
No, no!
Now you're going to change the...
because you've datched somebody up,
change the club!
Bro, think before you do shit!
Let's do it.
You're coming up right here.
Open right here.
Open?
Open it open it open it open it open the container then take it out now take it out
Pizza from ours, take it out.
Oh my god.
You just take it out?
No.
Open it a bit right here.
Open it up.
Open it here.
Open it?
Open?
Yeah, like that.
Ahhhh.
Let me help you out.
Yeah, just leave it there.
Open it all the way through it.
Okay, leave it there.
Is that good?
Yeah, that's not good.
That's good right there.
Now you push inside.
No, it's not good.
It's not good.
Leave it there.
No, no, no, that's not the machine.
The machine will stretch.
The machine will stretch for you.
OK.
Click.
Two greens at the same time.
Three, two, one.
Yeah!
That's a second.
There, there, there.
You don't walk over here.
Walk, walk, walk.
Huh?
My ass!
Not my ass, bro.
All right, look like that.
Now you're full head.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not with the same hand.
You're smacking my ass with the same hand.
So, smacking with the other one.
No, it doesn't work.
Yeah, let's do the pizza.
Yeah, let's do the pizza.
I just touched your ass, so I got to change the gloves.
Yeah, change the gloves.
Hey, you have to pick it up, then.
And then you gotta cut it around.
Hey, how many slices do you want to do?
You're not gonna cut it.
you're not gonna dislike
nah, 688
oh, my fault, man
yeah, that's insane
exactly
you're doing good, huh?
okay, I am
I'm right here
if you want to go around again, just let me know
you're already good?
going around again
okay, I see you, Ray Quar
I see you, Ray Quar
if you need an agent, we'll let you know
What do you know?
Grandeur Asian style.
Asian style.
Nudo style.
Nintendo style.
Nintendo style.
Nintendo style.
Nintendo style.
Huh?
Nintendo style.
Where are you playing now?
We at a...
Piesto.
Hey, hey, tomorrow, excuse me, excuse me, tomorrow, talk to your PSO.
Yeah, you too, I'm talking to you, talk to your PSO tomorrow, I'll be here all day.
All right, how you doing?
All right, let's take it up right here.
Let's take it out.
How do you just...just...just...
Help me, alright.
Hello?
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Don't worry, sir.
Don't say it.
No, no, no.
Come on.
Like that?
Come on, come on.
Hey!
Hey!
Come out.
Hello?
Do your thing, boy.
Uh-huh. Lock in.
Hey, shit!
No smoothies on the keys, man.
What's up, man?
That keys look good on me!
Whatever. Perfect.
Perfect.
Good job, bruh.
Oh, bro.
What are you doing, mate?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
What is he doing?
Let's see what I'm doing.
He's chipping.
Now he's doing great.
Yeah, you're doing higher, too.
Thank you, Bob.
I'll come.
Hello, Bobby.
Hello, hello.
You center?
In the center.
Yeah, I said, I'll ladder it on there.
Ladder it on and I'll spray.
Right on.
Right on.
Right on.
Woo!
Awesome, man.
I've got it too.
Bravo, bravo, bravo.
Pravo, pravo, pravo.
Do you want a banana?
No.
No banana?
No banana.
What's the word for this?
Look at the banana so much.
Hey, eat it out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think we need, we need this a little bit more on there.
Now you need to tip away like a half inch from the border.
OK.
Half inch from the border to go with the sauce.
OK.
Half inch around.
Half inch?
To get people with half inch from here.
That's in the center.
You spread it too much.
Yeah, I spread it too much.
No, it's too late.
You can't, you can't, but you can't undo the spread.
You can't undo it.
You can't undo it.
So there's lots you want to do.
Nigga, there's not even a point of me.
Bro, he rocked.
Oh, it's good, bro.
It's good, bro.
It's good, bro.
Nigga, have one job.
It's good, bro.
It's good, bro.
Jack, come, come, come.
Yeah, that's good.
That's the way it is, is it?
Yeah.
Now you're doing cheese.
Yeah.
He said it's supposed to be half an inch, bro.
Let's see.
Just throw it there, just throw it in there, yeah, just throw it in there, just throw it in there.
And now you use your hand to spread it around with your hand.
You really don't know what you're doing, man.
I used to work in a restaurant now.
That's what I'm talking about.
Come on now.
You want a banana?
No, no.
We're doing good right now.
That's what I'm saying.
We're doing a good job.
Do it, do it, do it, do it.
Yeah.
Got to throw the pepper on it.
Hold on.
Where you going to hang out?
Where are you doing this?
Where you cooking?
Pesto.
Pesto.
Pesto.
Yeah, exactly.
Pesto.
Chabesto.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let me take this off.
Let me take this off.
Yeah, you do the pepper on it.
Look, like this.
Oh!
Hey, and don't worry.
This one's gonna get hit.
Yeah, do that, yes.
It's gonna get hit.
Oh.
Uh-huh.
Oh, that pizza is tasty.
It's not even 80 yet.
Yeah, I see that.
It's tasty.
Check it out.
What else you want now?
You can't tell me that.
Don't look at it.
Check.
Don't give me a moment.
We need to come back and work here and serve the pan, okay?
Yeah.
That's what you're doing.
Come here.
Hey, here.
Nah, this is good.
Now you do this.
This cheese right here, you put it in the pot.
Just like this.
Yes, sprinkle it.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You want a banana?
No, he's good.
He's just making a little bit of fun.
Yeah, look right there.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's time to look in the oven!
Up, up, up, up, up.
We're going left, all right, first.
Yeah, they come right here and just wait in front.
This one?
Yep.
Right there?
Yeah.
Run up and open.
Run up and open.
Run up and open.
Run up and open.
Run up and open.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, so how long did it take?
Four minutes.
Oh, say that!
Nigger!
Four minutes.
We got to make our own food instead of going and buying some food game we saved money
and made our own food game it's like cooking we did it we cook over here when you got you
guys gonna come here Saturday and cook for your fans thought about that he can't I'm
not gonna be here where you're gonna be where you're going I'm going to Brazil no way yeah
I'm going to Kansas though. That's where I stay. I stay in Kansas.
I might be able to, I might not. I might go to New York.
You might go to New York. New York. New York. New York. New York.
Hey, hey, keep it down.
You guys doing good, y'all?
You guys doing great?
Yeah.
I just had to ask the second opinion.
You know, he's blazing over here.
I had to make sure I'm actually doing fine.
How about me though? How about me though?
You doing good? How about you?
Appreciate it, appreciate it, appreciate it.
Appreciate it, appreciate it.
we just saved man money bro why do you like the guarana huh how do you like that
well this is my good they're good good yeah all wrong what are you are you
that one I drink mom you did I drank I finished mom you finished your yeah
yeah okay what are you guys planning for tonight after eating pizza at probably
after eating pizza and at the pizza at the rehearsal?
What is that?
What is he trying to do?
What is he trying to do?
He goes crazy.
Don't be scared of the way you are.
Yeah, uh huh.
Who is gonna dance right here with all the pizza?
You come right here tomorrow you're gonna work out there and then the POS and when you're gonna dance when people place a order
Yeah
Huh, okay
It should be like a minute and 30 seconds left, you know, maybe even just a minute. I tell you
Damn, it's nowhere near dude. You said four minutes. It's like
No!
Because your meat has been in the 600,000 fight for 100,000.
Oh, it's not even 600,000.
I think I've got it all.
See?
When it's a 600,000, it just takes four minutes.
Yeah, yeah.
So right now, it's seven minutes.
OK, OK.
Right now, it's seven minutes.
Yeah, now.
Because it's not even a 600,000 yet.
Right, we're going to speed it up right now.
See, why did y'all cut the oven off?
Y'all know we was pulling up.
Why did y'all cut the oven off?
Right now, my knife is supposed to be next to me.
Mark, I got my way there right now.
I didn't know.
I need it.
Huh?
Wait, there might have been the R at the end of that.
Where we at?
I think I said the R at the end of it.
Niga, I think you had the R on the end of it.
Oh, no.
No.
I hear that shit.
I don't know why you said it before I did it.
No, no.
He didn't even say that.
No.
I don't even pronounce R.
I don't pronounce R.
Are you black?
B.S. Thor.
You black?
No.
Oh, you should be good.
Afro-Latino?
Afro-Latino.
Afro-Brazilian.
Look right there.
We were close.
We were close.
You enlightened me, bro.
I might be talking to you.
You talk as shit.
I am.
How long has it been since you guys have been going to that club?
What did you guys paint today?
We went to the amusement park and then after that we went to the strip club.
It's a lie, it's a lie.
We're doing this for like 50 hours?
50 hours straight.
Which one? Which district do you guys in?
We did the Magic City.
What did you know about Magic City?
I don't know.
We don't know what.
No, that's you.
There's no girl named with a magic city.
Yes or no?
There only makes you.
No, no, no, no, no.
There's no magic city.
I know.
It's a magic kingdom.
You bullshit.
Alright, let's get back to pizza.
Yeah, where's that pizza, bro?
Oh my God, we set out late.
60?
No, no, it's better come out.
What the fuck is going on, bro?
Where are all of us?
Tell them to move to.
Tell them what the fuck is going on, bro?
He's Portuguese.
Portuguese? Spanish?
You take all those hamburgers and conquezlos and I cast a list of the girls.
Oh wow!
See Bobby?
That's what I talked about.
Hello, what's up Bobby?
Do you want a banana?
No banana?
Jeff, why are you crying for me bro?
Is this Dotta? When he was old?
You know Dotta?
No
He gonna come one day he be around here. I'm gonna take it
Yeah, talk to him right there talk that if you look at me right now you come over here to pistol. Yeah
You good at advertising. I like you. Yeah good advertising. Yeah, you hire me
As long as you don't say the hardy old, you're good.
No, I'm not saying hard.
As long as you don't say that.
You're good.
They only are, I know.
There's a Roberto.
Oh!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, the people!
Hello!
Who's right there?
Oh my god.
You're not getting the slice.
You're not getting the slice, back up, back up.
I'm taking this pizza home.
Woo!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's good, that's good.
I know, I know.
I know this that.
I know this that.
Nah, that's not saying though.
Hey, you, hey, you pushing the pizza back?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I trust you, I trust you.
Hey, but just, hey, just know you're not getting the slice though.
Alright?
What you gonna do is, you're gonna pair the pizza,
you're gonna do the first bite right there.
Okay, yeah, here put a PS though.
Come on man.
Okay, that's the only problem.
He can't even see that over here.
No, that was crazy.
Now what?
I'll go, man.
I like you, bro.
Oh
Woo!
Woo!
Stop playing with us.
No, no, no.
I am not eating no pizza right now.
I was going to say I was 600 degrees.
I am probably the other way.
Alright, you know what? Let me cut it.
I call my friend.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy.
Oh!
Oh!
That's some write up, bro. You can't do that.
do that you see how good my wife
harder harder harder yeah like dead ass in this action
You got a Lamborghini for that phone?
Yeah, Lamborghini.
What color?
Gray.
Gray?
Yeah.
What is that?
I fucked up though.
You take it?
You take it?
You take it?
Come on, bro.
What the fuck are you doing?
It's a Huracan gray color.
Yeah.
I'm trying to get a gray color.
And a white one.
I'm trying to get one.
Hold on, hold on.
Let's go over there.
You're going to do the first bite right there.
Oh, yeah.
At the piazzo.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right,
right.
Hey, am I good to sit in my clothes, bro?
Yeah.
Am I good to fuck out?
Yes.
What do you think, bro?
No problem.
Fuck it out, fuck it out, fuck it out.
Nah, he got an order-free cool-man mug.
What a fucking cussing.
This is a crazy cussing, bro.
What the fuck?
It's an amazing cussing.
Super cut.
And basic pizza.
Right here, pasto, trussing, my first pizza.
Is it hella hot?
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Oh, look at it, cheesy.
Is it hot?
Ooh, la, la.
Nah, but I don't like when it's too hot.
I like when I'm on the cool down a little bit.
I'm gonna see that one.
God, it's about to hit me.
What the fuck?
I just found a new boat.
Hi, my boy.
Hey.
Hey.
Hold up, bro.
We snapped, Marcus.
You guys did great.
Yeah, okay.
I know we did good.
Marcus, we snapped.
Marcus, we snatched.
You go pay some.
This is actually hella good.
Oh my god.
You all right?
Yeah, we out bro. We going back bro.
I'm gonna send this to my friend.
You good? Like it?
Yeah.
you here. All your friends, all your community, as well, they are welcome here.
It's so good. It's so good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for
Stop right there.
Platoon!
Platoon!
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Appreciate it.
Oh, I can feel it.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
I want to do it right.
Next time, you don't want to do it right.
No fun if you don't want to do it right.
Thank you guys.
Piesto! Piesto!
Piesto!
Yeah, this way.
Piesto!
Don't move it, don't move it.
I see a rain here.
Of course.
Piesto!
We don't need a three, four, four pommel.
More business owners should be like that.
They don't recognize how good that type of advertisement is.
Now, the people that come here are going to be like,
damn, he was cool as hell.
I got to go to a store and try to piece it back.
Obvious, man.
I need to open this store, bro.
If I had a piece of this, it would fall.
You know what you're open?
I'm about to open up that box of pizza,
and they're going to get another spice.
That's what I'm about to open.
open. Yo, it's hot.
Yeah, that didn't cost 30 years to know.
I didn't count 30 years to know.
You know, families are working over.
I got.
You should got some of it.
I'm gonna give the whole stack.
You should be worried.
You should have got some.
I don't got it coming my brother, too real.
I'm gonna walk.
This hella crazy and they're not at least taking off.
We've been here for an hour and we've been here for a while.
Yo, I tell you what I'm saying, they're fucking out.
Who the hell parked behind your seat?
I tell you what I'm saying, they're fucking out, bro.
Dude.
Get back here!
Get back here!
Hop in, hop in, hop in!
You got it here?
No, it's not.
I'm gonna bite you.
Come on, David!
Sai Wan just dropped it.
Sai Wan just dropped it.
Sai Wan.
Sai Wan, do do do do do.
Hi, dear Jin.
Hurry up!
Happen!
Hurry up!
Oh
What takes time
What a fucking cussing y'all
See what I say, you never know what the hell could happen, but that's what it's fun
That's my boy we were eating as she is saying
Yeah, man kiddo was talking to him. He's like, oh
based on based on based on
He's hella nice, but he wasn't keeping like that. No today. He was out of no. No, no, no dad niggas funny. I like it Marcus
Yes, and he was chill today was going crazy. I think you really fucking
Okay yesterday
You're driving with no driver's license and no seatbelt on when you're driving. What are you doing?
I didn't hear that the first time we go here
I didn't hear that on the way
No I didn't
See I'm gonna get the seabed
No I'm not buying that shit
What you see brother on nigga?
Bro it's broke bro
Bro what lies broke
Hey what did you say man?
Did you eat that last piece nigga yes or no?
Nah I ate a piece
I'm gonna eat that last one though
No I did not eat the last one
last one though no I did not eat the last one nigga I'm saying are you going
to eat that last one oh all right I'm gonna bite the bite
yeah you don't need a bite here I'll rip off a piece for you though and breathe
my mouth all right I'm gonna try my best the whole day fell apart now I gotta
give you a solid piece man damn I was on a scam you all right here don't need to
Oh my god, no!
Oh my god, you put it right back in the mouth.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Come on.
What?
Really?
Really?
You see I'm back here enjoying my pizza, really?
Come on, man.
This is greaties.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Well, dear, that was an all-right placement.
You supposed to put the whole thing in my mouth.
You should have put it in there.
That is slight down though.
No.
It's like a lie, suddenly.
Be grateful that I'm even feeding you.
Right, right.
I'm sorry.
Because I told you.
You look like you ain't even eating much, are you, bro?
How much do you weigh?
One tonne.
Damn, nigga.
But that's probably normal in someone's heart.
No, I'm still skinny.
You're still skinny as a one?
Yup.
I'm on 50 bro.
Damn, you're skinny.
Minus at the same height.
Yeah.
And the same weight.
By your dick is bigger.
That's on again.
Well, us asian brothers, no matter what we do, our thing is always small bro.
My homie tell me about making steak bigger like the surgery.
Your this race is crazy.
I'm not going out again.
What's going on in the car over here bro?
I'm not joking, that's a good piece of... I did everything so good because we put so
many cheese and that's your blessing. More cheese, more good.
Right around the chat. But I didn't know making a piece like this is this easy though, like
that's so amazing.
No, we actually did a good job like get us
No, we actually snapped bro, we did good we did good
Yes, those were sad
See I have no issue with talking about that place and that's where it's a cuz he made the environment fire, bro
Niggas got to take that around with it. Why open the business. Oh, yeah
Something that take a dick at life
Say that one more time.
Sometimes you gotta take a risk of life.
Sometimes you gotta take a risk of life.
That's hella true.
That's loki hella true.
Cause like, sometimes you gotta take a risk.
Sometimes within taking that risk,
it's like a dick comes out of you.
You know?
Like sometimes you gotta take a risk in life.
No, sometimes you actually have to take some dick.
I reckon not.
You got any new quote for me?
Um...
I
Never not been cooking up not really a really recent
Yeah, I've been also chill shit
That's okay
Anything you want to do, bro. I'm always with it
But to an extent though and don't smack my meat ever again. I'm still on that shit
Don't do that ever again. They're gonna under no circumstances. You be cuffing my meat. Don't do that
That one. That one.
The ass smackin' shit is cool.
Kinda funny, right?
Yep.
Don't smack my meat, gang.
Not for me.
You good, twang?
Just do better flicking, ain't ya?
Just do better, fuck.
Nick.
Yeah?
And go find your Lamborghini keys, bro.
Yes.
Nah, fuck that. Where's my ID?
Fuck the Lamborghini. Where's my ID?
I think you're a Lamborghini key.
Crazy
Do you know driving so long it's kind of driving in New York
Yo, oh, yeah, yo
I think it's too long
I'm gonna do it again
what the fuck?
what the fuck is going on
what the fuck is going on
what the fuck is going on
what the fuck is going on
you guys wanna amp you with us?
what you got playing now?
what you gonna amp before
what the fuck is going on
ok i'm being honest
I just fought my barber
I boxed him
He went to the car.
I think he got that switch.
So we were going to the car.
No, no, no, no, hey, hey, get out, get out, get out.
Get out.
Hey, go, go, go, go, go, go.
The car right here.
Bro, I'm not going to switch down.
Go, go, go, go, go, go.
You trying to fight your barber?
Back up, back up, back up, back up.
You know me head back, boy.
You got to be, I'm trying to hide this one, get it?
Yeah, I got shot.
Oh, shit.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad, I'm not mad.
Get my bag.
Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.
How did you know I was going to see a harbor fuck my hand up bro? Oh, so you brought the nigga back to boxing?
Damn, I can see shit, bro
We would have been bad with this
I just think it's going back
I
Do this a bomber, yo
He's thinking I switch we said as though he's anyone to kill you in GD. We said oh
You said when the king GD. Oh, come on
Five minutes gang we would have been dead. What am I going on?
pizza out of the establishment niggas coolest flight and you talking about
niggas with switches and shit but it's wrong man Atlanta rubber who is that
I don't go
come on
who's here with you
the boys are bobbering
oh he's still breathing back like he fucking shit shit but boy he breathes
you good at eating?
what's that?
huh?
hold on I have to tell
show
oh that's my
is that my shirt?
yeah
oh he just confused
that nigga just confused out there
No, no, no.
The fuck is your goal?
I'm going to do an MP.
I'm in clover.
What the fuck are you doing, bro?
You're right here.
I ain't gonna work out. You gotta fight your own battles.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you.
You gotta fight your own battles.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
I'm gonna start calling no more, nigga.
no no I thought you was gonna carry me no more
nah Rekai how you should get pushed back like this oh man
like this you see shit you did you cheat on your barber yes why why I'm
fucking donkey she's not even straight
Oh shit, where's my team?
There's fuck no bro.
There's something in the other system.
I'm still only seeing.
There you go.
I'm here bro.
what the fuck? what's that was that?
And
That's the hardship triangle I see you
I
Wow
You're making clicking noises right hey, that's not me that is you this is either me
Salad hang
All right, what's the word man, it's how to spook in this bitch
I need my ID.
Oh come on dude.
I'm gonna catch you in New York.
What did you hear bro?
What's that on that's where I am?
I need my ID.
Oh, come on, James.
I'm gonna catch you in New York.
What did you hear, bro?
What's that, a twang?
What the fuck? Why is it so pixelated?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I love y'all so much.
Let me see tomorrow.
Two and five is less.
Peace out.
Energy?
Ah, ah, ah.
End it, end it, end it, end it.
What do you say, you want to rape me?
You want to rape Ray?
Yeah, I'm not the man now.
You want to rape Ray?
You want to rape Ray?
My mouth, my mouth, my mouth, my mouth.
Yeah, rape Ray.
Wow.
Oh, rape Ray.
No, rape.
I lost my password, I lost my ID, my Lambo broke down
and somebody backed me into my Lambo
and then closed the cruise site, fucked up right now
He lost Gio for two weeks
Oh and Gio, I was holding my own camera for the past two weeks
Finally back in the job
Hey Gio
Hey daddy, I mean
Damn, you've been having a rough week buddy
Yeah, I know bro
Oh, yeah
We was dead we was dead by the pull-up on y'all like a second ago
We was there better pull up on y'all just this nigga don't know how to drive up the hill
You can't see and shit and he ain't got no driver's license. He wanted to get pulled over
No, he can't see yeah, no, it's cuz he had a flash in his face. That's why the nigga was filming with a flash in his face
Can't see don't make it a race thing hold on hold on hold on pull my hands. No, I'm 25
I'm not pulling your finger niggas. I didn't put my hand touch it. No, I'm not touching your hand. I don't fart bro
Oh, that's shit. Oh shit
Send out shit by I agent
Well, no, I was talking to Chris. I didn't realize this
Check it, take a look.
Let's give him a fucking ton, jake!
Whoo!
Check it out, nigga!
100K?
500 fucking K, gang.
I used to run the hookah shop.
I sold my PC before, because I had no money, nigga.
My security job my fucking six-hour license or whatever the fuck that shit is
Yeah, nigga
I really came a little way I slept on the floor. I had fake LV. She's fake your shoes. Oh
Again, I called you on this court
I got in that pool cuz Ray cuz we told me Ray saying what to talk to me game
That's the fucking crazy part nigga. That's the fucking truth. That's the fucking truth nigga
Yeah, what the fucking truth nigga ring Kobe said Ray say yo you want you to fucking call
history niggas
yo, tell me your real name
yo jaymer let it take 5
yo we gon fuckin like money
yeah
jeez, fuck you
fuck fuck you
jeez
what was up with you bro?
yo, we got 25
you ain't got nothing but me and jayme spending that shit
yo bills out
what's the word nigga?
What?
Please appreciate what you put in there bro.
Of course bro.
I really appreciate that bro.
You might have to go bro.
I appreciate it bro.
You know, you're my favorite Asian person on the planet.
Boy, okay.
Y'all mean this first, but you're a very close second.
Y'all mean don't even know you.
He doesn't need to know me. That nigga's a dope.
Watching out.
Let's do this bro.
Let's do this.
Like you know, let's think about it bro.
Why can't I be the first?
You're not 7'6 and he wasn't balling on niggas.
Like he wasn't balling on niggas.
That's facts, that's facts.
Bro, okay, and don't try to say that like Yao Ming and him.
Come on.
Actually, you know, it's Yao Ming, Jackie Chan, Ben Hu.
That's the fair on this.
And sometimes you're definitely top three.
You might, you might, you need to top five.
Who's, who's, who's the boss?
I'm just curious.
Like, like, like, I'm like, you know, he's top 50.
N***a, I went from top five to top 50.
So, I'm like, what's 45?
I'm back, back people.
Fuck it.
Oh, YouTube, YouTube.
YouTube, YouTube, you're top five.
Black person, you top 50.
Damn, bro.
I just pushed you top three for Asian folk games,
like in general.
And I'm, that's fucked up, man.
That's not in, that's not, that's not cool, bro.
Well, don't keep the Asian, make me, bro.
I didn't make no I did it
I had nothing to do with you nigga
Oh fuck
That would be a danger man
I just hope that a little bit
You know when Japan people make cars
I was watching a video
I was trying to see how you act
And I was trying to act the same way
I mean shit, just having fun gang
Now see how you have fun all the time
And you ended up getting paid for this shit
How you getting paid for that shit
Man I got laid right now hard
Hey, but guess who though?
God damn it!
Come on, man.
Let's go, let's go.
Stay sober.
I had to end my shit.
I had to end my shit.
What the hell?
Jacky on the shit?
Listen, that pissed me off.
I'm done filming.
That shit just pissed me off.
It's the way you said it.
You look back, and it's like you wanted recognition.
Like, like get the fuck out of my-
I appreciate you bro.
Of course, man.
I appreciate you, my daddy.
Okay, I'm gonna miss you, bro.
Don't forget me, bro.
Okay, I'm gonna call you, bro.
I'll wait for you.
I love you.
WDA in the chat, man.
WDA in the chat, bro.
WD4AJ.
I'm not kidding.
I
Hold my chest mad weird, bro. So much. Okay, bro
Wait, look look look bro. Oh, it's not. I'm trying to say I really missed my flight job. It's my fucking flight, bro
We got easy flights
Safe off.
What was that on my nigga? What you doing out here?
You beating shit up over there?
Hell yeah, I had it. I had it. I had it.
So did I. You heard me?
You should have sold that nigga that took your bitch.
Hello?
Just started.
I did. I did.
Yes.
Guess what problem we're in.
He's fighting, he's fighting, he's fighting.
He actually put the words on it.
Say I'm gone, you're fine?
It is!
Say me a clip, now say me a clip!
What?
Who is Paul?
Say I'm guy face fucking.
What the fuck yabby?
What is my fucking...
What is my ID?
I'm not gonna find it, I have to find it.
I have to find my ID.
MC, MC, what?
Soundtide finder, MC?
What the fuck?
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
I thought it was ass and everything.
What the fuck?
Show me your head up.
Oh, where's my ID bro?
Huh? Where's my ID?
This is, this is, yeah, you gotta find your ID.
We gotta play some shit, man.
Ah, yeah, that's fucking, I gotta get off the screen.
I gotta find my ID bro.
You think it is the ending?
Are we cleaning the group?
I think for now we won't be giving you a shit about the game.
I want you to shit about the game.
My passport, my ID, my rainbow?
You imagine this in the back of your phone this whole time?
It's not old.
Can't even take it out.
I need to see some rainbow game all around the rainbow.
Yeah I'm gonna go check it right now.
Yo, all the little treasure, I didn't even hit him when he died.
Okay, I know we trying to pay New York theme. I don't know what's a broken and dirty shit
I don't know. I'm not sure we got we're gonna find
China wants to say Atlanta or New York
Now listen, New York, they're not let's pay in New York
Yeah, I want to see all the bros got tripping you and show me what
Yes or no?
I don't know, I got a game of three names, I got a pretty nice shit bro.
And I got my fucking ID and guess what chat, we are putting out to stream again.
Yo chat, we are putting out to stream again and...
you're gonna be you're gonna be me bro but but for now bro I'm gonna find my ID
first so I can fucking travel bro okay I'm gonna find my ID and then
I don't play at the pick
but I don't I like chat don't be shrimp bro I got a girlfriend I got to do some
shit
Huh?
Not looking like it, it's Ray Marcus.
It's not Ray me.
We are QG W fuckin' shrimp fuckin' laptop, man.
W fuckin' shrimp.
It's a bad day, bad week, but it's okay.
We're gonna cut it back up.
W4K, put it W1, JK W4K, sir.
Everything will be good bro
As soon as we're off the ramp it will be good bro
We got Jesus right here bro
We'll see what we can see
We're in, I'm in
I know, I know, I know, I know who I'm waiting
Oh, Spidey, I got a problem here.
Great Buzzo, King Buzzo.
I don't want to spend Buzzo,
Great Buzzo, Mom Spidey.
I can't live without you, God, to sleep.
So I just need you to sleep.
I just need you to sleep.
Buzzo, Spidey, Buzzo, Spidey.