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I am suing him for theft, I am suing him for 4k cats, yeah why did they post my fucking
discord message again bro why I open a damn ticket I thought tickets were
private okay I don't know when I type I just type and hit send I do not read it
I type and I hit send and then all of a sudden I see them post my damn message as
the announcement in the QSMP discord it's on Twitter nothing is safe I didn't
mean 4k cats I'm gonna have to edit that I hope that doesn't fuck everything up oh
My god, thank you L2 baggie for the five silver with a thousand bits
You just ended my name horribly think for always trimming and being your kid your content
I'll always cheers me and others up. Thank you so much. Thank you. I want to let you guys know
I love you all so much
I see a lot of your guys a sweet kind ems, and I appreciate you for being here and enjoying and watching
I love you all
So much, okay
But dyslexic queen it's not even dyslexic I just typing it said and I don't even get fucked
Oh can't do with the five W mod W five. Let's go starting the day off strong
so hopefully we win this case he did it it's just about proving it and
I've been seeing you know, I don't even like to read to talk comments because
Why am I opening the comment section and talking about she about to lose?
she's about to fucking lose get the it's never over ready she's fucking
actually ugly too and she's gonna lose I saw that I saw that call Matt okay
nobody said that but um I'm sorry that your night was bad silver all so your
thing is up here it's gonna get a lot better we win this case for you queen
I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding, nobody said that, I'm sorry, I just made that up.
Now people were saying I was going to lose, which that's okay, like everybody has their
own opinion, they didn't call me ugly.
Avion, thank you for the five, thank you for the five, Avion.
So, tiktok comments are different breed, all right, look, I don't care what they
say, haters are my biggest motivators.
And I got a lot of motivation when I opened the comment section and they all said I'm
gonna lose.
And guess what?
You think I care?
You think I'm about to lose today?
We not losing this shit.
Not in my clean suit.
We are not losing in this fit.
I do not lose.
You think I dressed like this just to lose?
You think I came all this way just to lose?
You think I put this case together just to lose?
No.
No.
We didn't come this far just to come this far, all right?
Come on, come on, I can take it?
Yeah, hate on me, I dare you.
$5,000 on the fucking wrist, by the way.
So come on, we are winning this shit.
It's about to be tough fucking edits from this.
So, skin is glowing day,
hope you're having a good day and get your kidney back.
Thank you Paula for the bits.
Yes, I actually put on moisturizer today,
so it is glowing.
I sometimes forget.
Alrighty, we are going to get in here and get prepped
because we have about an hour,
got an hour of last minute prep talking with my lawyers
and getting it right.
So thank you guys, we win these bottle water.
W discounted mom, thank you for the five.
Let's fucking go.
And guys, I saw a lot of people yesterday,
you can't use clips outside of like,
you can't use stream clips.
I had to like get it in the moment.
All that stuff.
So,
so that means we have no idea.
Thank you LTBaggy for the 10, thank you for the 10.
Thank you so much for the 10 LTBaggy or I2Baggy.
I don't know, I can't really read that one.
Ashawn is cooking.
Have we considered lying? Oh, maybe the whole case is a lie.
The moment when you put your JBL, wait.
Oh, no, it was on the right way.
Okay.
And you know how I nose are away because if you look inside the ear holes,
they have this advanced technology and it tells you what ear it's clear as day.
L and R, it's the clearest day you cannot miss it or you couldn't even put it on backwards
if you wanted to.
And if you did put it on backwards, it would still be comfortable, actually.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Okay, I think my skin is on.
So thank you everybody who has been making these skins.
I appreciate it.
I went with, I wanted to go, I wanted to go with something formal today, something that
you wear in the court of law.
When you walk in, it's like a bad bitch just walked in.
So I saw this one and it just felt right.
I saw it and I was like, oh my, oh my goodness, like I have to have it.
I just felt like it fit my aura.
So I do have the graph shit though,
like the black on the back I need,
I guess I need to fix that,
but even when I put it on slim, it doesn't do the slim.
I have to like do the whole coding.
Let me get the message graph sent me that one time.
Yes.
Come down here.
Hello.
Hello, sir. I'm editing my skin right now, but talk to me lawyer how how's how's the case looking. What do you need. Okay, so, so I got us a weakness.
I
He witnessed like
I was on messing with your buildings many times many times stealing so that's an established that
He likes to you know mess with you. Right. All right. Okay. Okay
How's everything else looking it's for say on what's
It's not on but but I have a signed you know signed book that will that will work as well okay
How do I get this link for the skin I will uh I will go talk with foolish I guess okay okay
I'll be up in just a second when I finish my skin I'm sorry yeah so I'll be back with like
some more you don't work. Okay. Thank you. Should I talk with it? Well, how come sometimes
Is it the link doesn't bro
slash that skin slime
Wait, skin
Will this work?
But I have to do web, Slim.
And then I have to put the link.
I just don't know how to get this exact link.
Let me code really quickly. Let me do coding. Bro, I don't know. Color me confused. Whatever,
I don't care actually. I actually like the, it's like cool and different and nobody has
it. It like shows the separation between my arms and my body because I'm not like
big. Duncan as a witness. Okay, okay, okay. So let me put on my halo. Hello, Gracie.
Is it in here? I can see a halo, halo, halo. Let's put some of this stuff away.
What should I bring to the courthouse? Okay, a Sean and Graf should have all of my evidence.
I'm thinking I bring like a bomb or like TNT so in case I die I can just kill myself in front of
everybody and then everybody will be like oh my god um like wow okay so people are liking that idea
so let's see I can see some of these images okay these shoppa ones can go
sorry I'll bring this in case I lose this could be good in case I lose let's put
let's just do a little cleaning let's put some of this stuff in miscellaneous I
don't know what some of these books are I might have to keep these books on me if
these are the sus books books and images I think from my findings
yesterday actually? Keep this on me. We just put some blocks away for now. Okay, let's keep
a set of some stacks of dirt in case we want to kill ourselves. Not that that should ever
obviously good answer. Keep this on me, keep this on me, keep this on me, put this in here.
I'm gonna keep this in my- actually where's my tomato? Where's just my regular tomato,
not my tomato sauce. I'm gonna really be milking that my husband died. Freeze. I should have
that on me. This here, this here. Keep this up here. Keep this up here in case I need
it for my cats. Keep this up here in case I make a big brain play. Some pie, thank
you for the five. If I make a big brain play, I'll use that. And then let's just
put the rest of this away.
OK, all the stuff up here is chill vibes.
Maybe I'll cook some of this meat.
Let's put some blocks away.
And some of this away.
Alrighty.
Ah!
Gold nugget is maybe more in the tool category.
So!
My tool up?
Let's get up here.
Okay, let's get all of my heads down here.
All right, this looks good.
I feel really, really good about this now.
Graph is on. Okay, let's go talk to graph.
Let's go talk to my lawyers and talk to graph and see if there's any last-minute shit I should um,
I should do.
I don't have, none of my photos are gonna
have anything. Yeah, I can make the English subtitles bigger. I actually don't know why they're so small.
I'm not nervous, actually, I feel really good, I'm not nervous, you guys shouldn't be.
I really think we're going to be perfectly fine.
So this is chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
Cry is probably a good one.
Or I could maybe get a bow.
Okay, where you at?
Alrighty.
Let's talk to my lawyers.
That's how you run a fucking business.
I'll tell you we're in a fucking business, yeah, yeah because I'm not playing around
today because what did I say I said it's business?
business today. I should have kept that wooden chair and I could just put it down.
I'm just like so off-center.
I want to be there for you.
Hello.
Please, have a seat.
So.
So and you.
Hello.
How are you today?
Good.
I had fun with the writer.
Aww. Thank you for sitting on my quartz table. Don't break it now, please. I spent a lot of money on that.
I'm not that heavy. If Euron sat on it, you'd have to die.
Exactly. So, how are we feeling about today? Do you have any evidence? What's the game plan?
Okay, so you think he's just going to act stupid and so then I'm going to win?
do you think he's just going to act stupid and so then I'm going to win?
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh.
Under his church, the whole basement in Polish...
The whole basement is changed.
Everyone who was in the church is changed from his fault and we have evidence for it.
We have evidence, okay? What's the evidence?
Of course.
Evidence and photo.
Oh! Okay, so we're running it then. So I should be ready to receive?
Of course, yes.
Oh! Oh, okay. Okay. Okay.
And do you want to go see it?
Okay, do you have a teleport to the church?
Go and see it.
Here at the bottom.
But don't go too deep, because it's dangerous there.
Uranium.
Oh!
Nice!
Uranium.
Wait a minute. What happens if you touch it?
Uranium.
Uranium.
What happens if you touch it?
How the f*** do I take my shirt off?
I'm gonna go back to HQ.
Yes, yes, yes.
Shit.
Oopsies.
Oopsies.
Feel lazy today?
I'm sorry, I'm playing only with one hand.
That's all right.
I'm only playing with one hand, because I'm holding the other.
Right.
Right.
Well.
All right.
I just, I don't, I'm just going to be following you in a shot.
So, I'm just taking your lead and if you feel confident, then I feel confident.
I'm just going to be sitting there, maybe get the waterworks, maybe just, you know, who knows.
Get the sympathy vote from the...
Nie używaj w polskim sądzie słowa confident.
Okay.
Confident.
In Polish it means snitch.
Oh, okay. Okay. Well, thank you. Today you are not confident. I'm not confident. I'm not confident. I am very sure of myself. Yes, I need to get some TNT just in case things go bad.
Also, is my skin black lines on my skin?
Yes, you need to do the same again.
Can I send you the link to the skin?
Can I send you the link to it?
Because I can't get the link.
I can only get this link.
The problem is with Discord links is that they are in theory private.
You need to like upload the skin somewhere.
And then when you have the link, we can fix it.
Okay, upload it.
Look at this runoff because I tried to lift it.
Aw.
Wait, where's, how do I upload it somewhere for a chance?
There are numerous choices.
I actually need to sort myself out of skin as well.
Okay.
Let's have skin time.
You sent me a right. Oh, that it's on Planet Minecraft that I'm I don't know if it's just
download Minecraft skin.
When I do that though, I don't get the link. It just like downloads to my PC.
Yeah, because I've been saying Planet Minecraft is crap since like 2010. But no one ever
listens.
Graph knows.
Yeah, I have no clue.
It's not bad. It's part of the style.
I actually like it. I actually like it. I'm only going to be wearing it today, so I actually like it.
So don't worry about me. I need to go get some some last-minute evidence
Okay, I will go to the skin
I will take care of your skin, baby. Okay, if you know, you know if not who cares
Okay, the skin thing is just annoying I
Don't even really care. I really don't care. I don't care. I literally don't care
I don't care. Someone said, and I don't know if it's not a game, but they said grab the photo of everyone saying he hates me, which
would be good.
If KDB has one, I am the one if KDB has zero friends, that means okay, so well, that's that would not be the right one then.
That would not, that'd be actually terrible evidence. I don't know what the fuck I need to be,
So then we've been overweight, but at least I have some friends on the server like KDB.
Okay.
So that would not be the one either.
That's probably not a good image to show.
That would be my man.
Wow.
Okay.
Oof.
Oof from Ash.
Wait, it might be in my inventory.
But I don't know.
Is that like exposing Ash in front of everybody?
Yeah.
Ash will be upset.
This fucking burned the shit, please.
OK, get this one on me.
General, remember when I was a spy yesterday?
No one ever just fucking spied on everybody.
Speak to Ash first.
But, guys, we have to prove what he did.
Like we have to prove what he did not.
Okay, this image.
Like I'm just trying to get the best evidence because Cork can't be too long.
Okay, we can't draw it out.
Okay.
Okay, this one, we're not using that.
I'm sorry, I'm burning it, I don't care.
This is my spy image.
What else do I have?
No, Katie, we don't know where you live.
Okay.
I maybe, maybe we'll use that.
Probably not.
Okay.
Okay, and then I don't even know what that is.
Okay, the trial starts in 40 minutes.
I'm just kind of letting a shot in graph do my shit for me.
As the plaintiff, mind you I don't even know what the fuck that means,
let your lawyers do the work. Yeah, this is what I saw people say. People...
Kenny! Good to see you, Kenny!
Senpai! Senpai, what the fuck?
What do you mean?
What the fuck is that entrance?
I had no idea where your door was.
Quickly just just just to let you know. Yes. Yes. Yes for the code hearing. I'm with you. All right. I'm gonna support you
I'm gonna be the witness. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I have stolen one of the cats. Oh
Okay, okay, but it's alive. Okay. I'm healthy. Okay. Did you still like yourself or did everyone help you?
for myself
Alone
It's probably starving as well, but just know it's alive and in decent conditions. So don't sue me back
I'm gonna help you win and you don't look out after the case
Right, that's fine. Okay. Okay. That is fine. As long as you help me win that is okay
Right, so much
This is great. Okay. Yeah, there's four. Who do you have? Oh?
I have Josh on me. Okay. Yeah, two of them are still out there. Oh
Dear, all right. All right. Yeah. All right. Well, thank you so much. Yeah, I think I think
I think we're going to return the victory today, so I'm not even going to return it.
Right, yeah, yeah. See ya, take care.
Bye, and you don't have to, okay.
That is so interesting.
That is so interesting.
I mean, I have a door.
There's a door that's literally right there.
That is so interesting, actually.
Wow, okay.
So what I was saying, um...
What is that?
It's not in person.
Okay, I'm going to get the discord thing.
So yes, TNT.
TNT, Flint and Steel, people were saying things of the sorts of like, I killed everyone's cat.
I killed everyone's cat.
One that does not make it right for him to kill my cats.
Two, he is not suing me for that.
that's crazy man look at my lawyers dog look at my lawyers dog
dog. Oh fuck my lawyer dog my lawyer just fucking quit. Let me do the skin thing I'm
gonna get up here. Not an excuse to kill 4,000 of my cats. Wait am I fucked? Yeah it wasn't
even his cat by the way I think it's the sub. Am I fucked that I said 4k to them?
Are they going to use that against me?
Bro!
Oh my gosh, chat, when I did the skin refresh, it just broke my PC.
Graph is the most important server member.
That's really weird.
That's why we're never changing skins ever again
Fuck, top floor, if you fucking know nothing, it's empty, normal person is empty.
Yes
Well, maybe because you are a Katie's lawyer, then I'm complaining about everything what the fuck is this
Katie
Fuck is on your shirt by the way
never seen you wear that never seen you wear that before. Interesting.
What are you wearing? They didn't tell me who the judge was. So I'm in my cleanest fit.
So we don't know who is the judge, right? No, I have no idea. They didn't tell me.
Yes. Well, if you complimented my outfit, then I have to compliment yours. You look like Erika Kerk.
What what I do not
It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I mean, yeah, I mean and the hour all above your head. Damn that's
Nice suit. Yes. Yes. Nice suit. Okay. Yeah, you're lucky. It's not a fashion show
Oh my god, I cannot unsee it now, holy.
Okay, never mind.
Well, me and her actually have something in common, because we're both grieving widows
who miss our husband a lot.
Okay, oh yeah, about that, they sent me something from Heavens.
Yeah, alright, so, yeah, your husband, yeah, the message from Heavens.
Never mind. Listen. So what is the plan actually? So we don't know who the judge is, right?
Nope. Okay.
Don't know judge, don't know jury, don't know.
In the kurwa-lava przysięgłych, on the benches, you know, above.
I don't know. They didn't tell me. They said that they would find, they said that if I had people in my life.
So we don't know anything.
I don't know anything.
I mean, nobody might even show up to be honest with you.
Okay, so that's a backup. If no one will show up from the federation, we can do it up here.
No, no, no, no. The court is open, but we need to find a neutral judge. Right now, from the list.
Okay. I pick a Sean.
A neutral judge.
My vote is a Sean.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I actually
We have to we have to you know you can have your your your curva not
Advisor yeah, it's okay, but who is the most neutral Kaylee? I think feel right ishan ishan come you have to you have to think about it as well
Yeah, who is neutral because okay
Aswak not neutral I pier maybe neutral
Wait, let's say let's say whose side they would be on. Okay
Okay, so who is neutral I think Phil is the most neutral and I'm not trolling. He's not on my side
I think yeah, doesn't give a fuck. I say Phil or
Even Jeremy to low key
You stole my husband get out of here. Yeah
Thank you for stealing husband. Do you like my t-shirt? I come here for official business. Oh
Love the shirt
Cockroach I
Come here to intervene yeah and announce
You both are having a court case slash
Yeah? Yeah? What the fuck are you doing?
I'm about to vomit. We have chosen your judge already.
Who is the judge? Okay.
Yeah, who? It'll be a special judge assigned to your case.
Okay. Who? Okay.
is extremely important. Okay. What's his name? You can't know his name. Okay. Okay. But okay.
Good luck. So it's in the half an hour. I have requested a Tomate to be there as a witness
by the way. So and it's they have to be a witness has to be a witness. So I you haven't been
I've seen him. You are late to the party. I've seen him.
Really? I'm behind the lord?
He's so behind. He's so behind.
He's alone.
Mids for the lord.
He's alone?
No, he's not alone.
Yeah.
He's alone.
Sorry.
I'm not the fed member.
Traumatic not available right now.
I have a question.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's alone.
Yes.
Is the suit required or can I have my favorite T-shirt?
favorite t-shirt with cut on the court case you can have your shirt that's
probably a real cat that face that you put on there after it's probably a
real one okay keep the distance you are thank you thank you mr. Federation
administrator and they really thank you thank you okay I didn't know the
Federation was gonna glaze the shit out of you I didn't know what do you do
We need to tell graph everything because he doesn't know anything okay, okay
So graph I don't trust that
Okay, let's go, let's go, look at these two photos, okay.
And Katie just to be clear, yeah, we are not only showing for the abuse, we are actually
showing for the stealing.
So by looking at his t-shirt, we can say that he loves cats, and that's why he steals cats.
Yeah, yeah.
Yep, exactly.
And there's one more thing.
Okay, so we have some witnesses.
I will tell you witness list.
I'll witness list.
Okay.
We have, first we have a senpai spider.
Okay.
He witnessed the hanging of the cat.
Okay.
First hanging.
Okay.
Then we have Paddy's in the Wiserijao Jakotbeu na logo Wapki.
Feet.
Ah, Feet.
Okay, we can talk with Feet as well.
Then we have...
Feet, Feet.
Yeah.
He's a little bit caught up.
Okay, I will talk to him later.
Okay, Paddy's, we have Paddy's.
He's a guest in the Stealing of Cat from the house of Katie.
and put you inside the house and just take him by friends.
Okay.
No.
I've only been talking privately for a few days that I've never seen any cats.
Well, that's his word.
I, when I logged off, I told Ferris, I told him, I told him to house sit my house.
Yeah, I told him to house sit.
he had none about my cats.
No, I'm saying Senpai witnessed when the hanging was happening
that like, okay, down that just before the hanging the fuck
on.
And then we have trouble. Okay, trouble is a different
witness. He witnessed, you know, demolition of Katie's
private buildings, her, you know, personal stuff, you
know, like stealing and all. Right. So it was gonna, you
know, the witness which will establish that everyone likes to, you know,
destroy KG stuff and steal herself.
Exactly.
Ah, there's one more.
We don't have her here right now.
The chair is not here.
Graph, I forgot.
Do you have an interchest?
Can you can you place it?
I will show you.
Okay.
We have it.
Let's see. Let's see. Let's check. Let's say a statement. Okay.
Oh, let me check it actually.
Overworked his family at Holland.
You can say it.
Okay, Prasea is an annual language expert. The frog said it was overworked, has a family at Holland but cannot meet due to WI.
Cat. The cat was kidnapped. It hated being there. Someone in white and red kidnapped her.
Something along those lines.
You can read that.
Jett dyslexic in half. It was spelled incorrect.
I asked, let's say, I had to talk with the frog and Zabka first.
Okay. You know?
Okay, so the frog is old but she can't meet his family, which is at the death hall.
Why are we spamming 99? Because I only have 99 days left to live.
Because the family is that he likes to abuse animals.
Exactly. How about that graph? Yeah.
Do you have anything like animal strategies you want to add?
No, no, no died missing Gregorzys or a different one next next
We found a few foxes, that was albino so it was blonde and it looked like a next size.
Thank you Grace for the five!
Do you guys want to see it?
Yeah, let's go.
Polish Cave?
Teleport, Polish Cave.
Polish Cave 3.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, here was a leaf in the water and only such pictures left.
Oh, yeah, I knew this.
Fox.
Wait a minute.
Oh, he left some art in my house that looked exactly like this, but I don't
know where it went.
Shit.
So you, you are saying that he left the exact.
He left a photo of a cat in my house, but.
I don't know where it went.
Oh no. We need to find it then.
I don't know. I think... I don't know what happened.
I can check my house. I don't think I put it in the chest.
I think somebody stole it.
Just a second. I think my mic is not working properly.
Java, Java, Java.
Chris, thank you for 5 more!
Can I just say I'm really annoyed when I speak Polish?
Sometimes I can tell that it's being translated into English first and then into Spanish.
Like, sometimes you can tell it's been translated through another language, which is really...
Wow, where'd it go, Crackity?
I'm so sleepy today, bro.
No, you can't be sleepy today.
I'm so sleepy today.
How much time do we have?
I'm going to go get some orange juice.
Okay, okay.
Fuck, I had something I was going to do, but I forgot.
Wait, somebody said that.
Yeah, I don't think I ever took the photo down.
I think it just was down and I don't have it.
Everything's okay.
Yeah, we're good.
Like, oh, yeah.
I was going to say, does anybody know what he's suing me?
Is he going to?
What's he going to ask for if he wins?
Does anybody know?
I think I think mostly he's gonna say that your cats hated you. I feel like
I don't know but like because I'm asking him for like hats from Jabka and I want
my cats return and shit like that. Do you think he's gonna ask for money or
something bad like yeah I think he's gonna ask you to learn something
something which he will never stop.
He's gonna twist the facts.
Okay. Oh, you think it's an inside job and he's gonna maybe do a bad job or do you think he's actually gonna try?
I think he's gonna try. Because he still doesn't understand the truth about Poland.
I should have paid him off.
You still have time.
I don't have anything he's going to want why don't you need a shot or bringing up February
first nine a.m. or yes what happened what he told us to bring that up piercego lutego
He was supposed to do...
Chad, I'm sorry about the lag today.
Piss me off.
Okay.
That's one we can skip, baby.
It's all being unconfirmed.
Okay.
Let's go for the 534th, 9am, 2020.
Yes.
Okay, guys.
Canon meme.
Canon meme.
Okay, got it.
All right, I'm gonna go to the courthouse and check it out.
Make sure it's all set up.
Bruh, he's hitting everyone with the cartagraphy allegations, bro.
There's one more thing.
Grab, grab, grab, put down the images again.
Bye, T-Loose!
Thank you for the five!
Ah, you have here.
I got something here, yeah, I'll discuss that, yeah, forget it.
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Okay guys, I have to pee. Oh my god, is he the judge? Oh. Oh.
Oh.
Oh, oh.
Hey.
Say it ain't so.
What's going on?
Oh, nothing, just getting ready to sue somebody.
Oh, you're litigious?
Yes, I'm super litigious.
What the fuck happened to my house?
I don't know.
Wait, what happened to it?
What the fuck is this bedrock doing?
Oh yeah, I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
It's been getting really messy.
You don't want to be here.
What the hell are you doing?
What?
Why are you here?
I wanted to... what I can't log into the QSMP?
No you can!
No, I'm jumping for joy!
Yeah.
I can go.
I can go.
No, no, no!
Please come watch it!
I was just getting on that pocket, some rice crackers, you know, crackers.
Yeah. But yes, I know what I know what a cracker is.
Listen to this. OK.
Oh, wow, that's a cracker for sure.
This is a good crunch.
OK, you're looking at me funny.
Well, you are you looking at me just while one you are just black.
So let me I think I'm supposed to do but you know, it's kind of cool kind of mysterious aura. Yes, you are black right now at the moment
To what extent
Honestly flick fully
Yeah
So I'm not sure what's going on but
Is this is this like a you thing? I'm gonna
No, no, no, it's me. I got to do the old F3 plus T, you know
Yeah, so
Well, it's loading. I'm sure it will I miss that beautiful suit that you're wearing
Yeah, it's Joseph a bank freshly tailored. Whoo. So you're coming to court today or what?
I didn't know anything was happening
Yes, I am actually stealing so and I might be fucked
So it could be a really bad day for me.
Yeah.
Why would you sue someone if you didn't know you could win?
Because I just wanted to try, you know, the they say put yourself in uncomfortable situations.
And so they say that about like public speaking, like asking someone out on a date.
I know.
I realize that after the fact.
Not suing someone.
I mean, that's that's a whole regular role.
Yeah, I don't want to have to do that.
So it's a real.
You don't think you're going to win.
I know I might be going to prison today.
That's a prison.
Yeah, you wouldn't last a day there.
Oh, I'd last a day in prison.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, oh, geez.
I know how to fight.
I know how to hold my ground.
Actually, hope I go to prison.
Really?
Yeah.
I think I'd be cool out on the yard.
Look at me.
You like my skin?
Yeah, I guess it's in my hand.
Yep, this is my port fit, obviously.
So.
No biggie.
Okay.
Just munching all in my air.
The fuck will my backpack not open?
You need to tell you what happened today.
I woke up.
Okay.
Then I went to the gym,
deadlifted at 375.
Okay.
Came home.
She went on a fucking walk.
First walk I'd been on in years.
My chest started hurting, which shouldn't happen, I don't think.
Definitely not on a walk, for sure.
No, and then I'm like, OK, I need to relax.
And so I'm just going to sit here with my bag of rice chips
and munch a little bit and see what's up on the QSM.
You got on here to relax?
Well, I mean, I like to play games to relax sometimes,
like Minecraft.
You know, Minecraft.
So like, I'll go on, but this is the only server I'm on right now.
Lane.
Okay.
I didn't come here to be spoken to like that.
Yeah.
I'm going to, I'm going to start cleaning this up.
Okay.
Yeah.
I tried to fix your windows up there, but, um, yeah, it was a
turn to fix them.
Yeah.
These ones right here.
And then I did it on the wrong.
Like I kind of ran out of plane.
Yeah.
Ron ran out.
So how do we, how do I deal with the, with the bedrock?
So they just put it everywhere you can't do shit about it cannot do anything about it and who's they oh
My god, so they got they got nacho they got
Who they got they got pepino they got
QSMP Federation
Administrator they got probably got they got like some dude named Ramon and they just
Bullshit around and obviously my husband
Wait that might be my cat
in a pot fuck where's my cat you cookin my fucking cat in a pot I am not no no no no
no oh is that any of his cat issues around here get him out of the pot okay okay okay
here here I got I have fish cooking if my fucking backpack would open I have no
I have fish but my backpack won't open cuz I did have three plus teens and now everything's broken
get off the pot delete the pot delete the pot oh he's good no he's good he's outside now
No, he's he's totally fine. Yes, but he's an outdoor kitty.
Yeah, well, guess what? Well, I need to get one of my cats.
What happened to them?
Everyone's told them. So that's why I'm sitting today.
But enjoy. That's what the court case is about.
Yep.
And I'm probably going to fucking lose.
So just know that a loser lives in your race map.
wait come back come back what did you just say I said just know that a loser
lives in your basement you know you know I was down there right no the fuck
Oh
My chest that's for my chest. No, no, no, no deeper deeper deeper. Yeah
Like the basement basement
I got terrible basement you live in the sub base. How do you even get there? I have a little I have my own door
Don't worry. I didn't build anywhere on your property. You're on door. Yeah. Yeah
Oh my god. Yeah
Over there yeah, and honestly actually you had a chest over what the fuck is this?
Yeah, okay, well that was show me that already. Yeah, come down here. This jar in the second time down here come down here look
Why is it all red that's the only block that I had from pay I had extra from KFC check it out
We can have we can have boys nights down here, and we can watch
If you give me a TV we can have we can boys nice
It can be like you're one of the boys give me the man cave, right?
You think you're one of my boys, right? Listen, I got one boy
Oh,
black.
What is with the heavy?
Is this like supposed to replace the sky?
Yeah, this is my view.
You know how people will like they make those fake windows that look like it's real sunlight coming through.
But it's just like an LED screen.
Yeah.
And that's exactly the point.
But it's like, boom, and it's even more beautiful.
You can buy a window if you want.
I'll put your photo.
No, actually, I'm lacking a couple windows at the moment.
Hey, where'd you get this?
You didn't make this.
Come on.
How many handouts do you take?
What?
I made that.
You didn't make that, that's not fair.
No, uh-uh.
Yeah, I made the ender chest with my ender pearls
and my ender tail.
And your blaze rod?
Yes.
You see what's in it?
No, you don't, it's my ender chest.
No, I don't, there's nothing in it.
Hey, you wanna see one more thing?
You wanna see one more thing?
Yeah, all right, all right.
Come here, let me show you
one more thing that you missed.
Okay.
Get in my boat! Get in my boat! Remember that? Get in my boat! Get in my boat!
Is that a joke we had? Yeah, it was like- I think I might have been with someone else.
No, no, you were like, get in my boat! Get in my boat! Oh. Yeah.
It's been a while. My memory isn't like this. No worries. It's just like one of my favorite moments, but it's okay.
Alright, check this sucker out. You wanna talk about building. Look behind you!
Holy shit! Wait, I'm playing the- wait, hold on. I gotta- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to start playing the-
Hello, Sean!
Yeah, just showing him my HGM.
Hi! I'm alright.
Um, I'm Katie's Lord by the way though.
Oh!
Yeah, yeah.
Good luck!
Yep, let me go.
You like kitty?
Like, is she a good neighbor?
Do I like Katie?
Well, he just found out I was his neighbor, so...
That means I'm a good neighbor.
Wait, we're neighbors?
Wait, if you two are neighbors, then...
No, we're neighbors.
Put some color you're living under my basement.
No, no, no.
I thought I have a huge ass building, man.
There's SIHQ.
Oh, wait, where the fuck are we?
Oh, the spawn?
Yeah, I don't know.
The spawn?
Yeah, over there.
You need a tool or something?
Wait, that's the tower. Wait, what the fuck? That's the yogurt effect.
I don't think that... What's your think of the building?
It's alright. Alright.
KTV. Alright.
Shit's beautiful. What is it? Is this like your KFC?
This is my headquarters.
This is your headquarters for what exactly for meetings and planning and meetings?
Who are you taking in the meetings?
Everybody. I mean, I can't have a person who hasn't had a meeting up there.
Can I ask something to slide like good question? No, are you gonna be at the
I would ask him to slide.
Yes, you may.
You're my client.
Is this one of these things where she only pays you if you win?
Or are you charging her up front?
Because I really think you should be charging her up front if I'm being honest.
Actually, we never discussed about payment.
Oh, by the way...
Can I open that now?
Thank you.
She's, she's, she's dancing on my airplane, why the fuck is my ass going up?
Well, that's your lawyer?
Yeah, him and Graf are my lawyers and we have not discussed payment.
So, yeah.
No, it's good.
That's good.
I mean, you know, the tip to run into business is when you, when you contract out work,
you don't mention payment.
I know.
I never mentioned it one time.
And you can strong arm them in the end, you'd be like, well, we didn't even win.
So what, what money do you think I have to pay you exactly if we lose?
So not paying them.
And guess what?
If we win, I'm going to say, why don't we like just, you know,
drinks on me, something, something calm.
Yeah.
So you watch this.
So they're like that.
So they were.
Just found out about this thing.
And I need to go grab mine actually before before court.
All right.
I got to go.
Are you enjoying the the thing I gave you? Yeah, that's great. High graph guys. I'll be right back. Don't miss me too much
Do you want the house tour I could take you to the first second third floor and
I'm down here. I'm down here.
I'm down here.
Go down the stairs or you're alive.
Of course you come to your brother.
Here, here, no, no, this way.
Oh, okay.
Oh, y'all don't have the fancy.
No, we're poor and very primitive here.
Wow.
Wow.
You got that shit on.
You got that shit on.
Ooh, blue eyes.
Blue eyes.
Yep. Yep. Yep. Hey, listen, I'm making some inviscos.
Because, you know, if it goes down, is our plan still on?
That's all I wanted to ask you.
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is the sky blue?
All right. Well, so, let me, let me get this.
Yeah, well, you're not going to be there most likely,
but we have a little blip blip.
So, in case you lose, right?
I mean, the chances are slim, but let's say you lose,
I will beat the brakes off Avro, no?
Of course, yes.
Now, I have a question for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Do you think I'm going to lose and be honest with me?
No, you got to be shot as your lawyer.
You'll be all right.
OK.
OK, bad.
That makes me feel a lot better.
You know, there was not a single wrinkle in his suit.
That shit was straight as it could be.
I know.
He looks clean as fuck.
Look good.
Feel good.
Clean as hell.
All right.
We have two minutes to EDA here, Katie.
Go to Corkiz.
I'll see you later.
I need to go pee.
Really bad.
All right.
All right.
Hey, by the way, I'm now a witness of you guys saying that if something goes wrong, you'll kill everybody. Please pay me.
Huh?
You're party- you're supposed to be my brother, bro.
Here you go. Here you go, Duncan.
Duncan?
We can go be a family.
Here you go. Here you go.
The family pays you so well, too. Thank you. Thank you, Katie.
That's good. All I got, because I'm broke.
Very great business woman.
Yeah, no big deal. I make a lot of money.
Oh, Biggie.
do you want the house tour I could say get to the first second
I was 24 ago my whoop tells me all kinds of fucked up shit about me did you
manage to get your fireplace mended what's wrong with my fireplace you said
like there was a thing called for something that controls the smoke and
I didn't get it fixed my whole life is fucking far apart
I'm I get it fixed to autumn then you can have a fire
Yeah, I don't need to do it in the summer
It's the opening mancraft
My lips that shit like you're gonna die in 13 days and I say what?
That's crazy
Who's gonna pay for the subscription?
That's very true. They don't know who says I need to go and speak to ask. Oh, yeah, sure.
But it's fucking leave me here. Are you ready for the case?
Hello.
I think, uh,
I think maybe she just is going nonverbal. Maybe that's her plan for the court case.
good plan good plan actually work where's this happening do I want to be
there no I don't want to be there I don't want to be there you shouldn't be
like the last one it lasted for like six hours and after that like not many
people are excited about the code case yeah I was tuned in for like five minutes
and I said what the fuck is this the other entertainment yeah no that's
terrible but this time I'm planning to you know you know end it in like 30
minutes let's see good well I wish you good luck if not 30 minutes then I'm
just gonna you know then I'm from the courthouse all right it's gonna
non-verbal I guess. Yes she has. Wait wait wait wait wait. Oh I just had a tinkle I just had a
tinkle I'm sorry. And I was I was muted it's not bad. I just had a tinkle and then I was muted so
I'm so sorry. Are you saying are you saying something? I just had to tinkle? I want to like
understand if she's Katie or not I don't
I feel like she's not like hello yeah I was just taking a tinkle and now I'm
back okay okay I gotta go to the courthouse okay I do ready like seems like
you're late seems like you're a minute late already I mean I'm the I'm the case
So
I'm not gonna start that shit without me.
Wait, that's such a power move.
It's like if you hold the bank, a million dollars, you got a problem.
But if the bank goes you, if you hold the...
Yeah, I know. And it's like if you stutter, like shit like that.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, gentlemen. Oh, yeah. Gentlemen. Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.
She's down for this.
Looks like a fucking kindergarten or on their first day of school.
I get it. I get it. How much are you? How much are gifted in Poland anyway?
They're four U.A.s.
It's the same, it's the same. Yeah, for U.A.
Yeah, never, yeah, never mind then.
And what's in the, what's in Holland? Yeah, the, as well, right? For U.A.s.
Yeah.
Where the fuck are you sitting? This is the defendant.
It's the first time she's nervous.
Erika, please. On the attacker's side.
Yeah, she, uh, I don't think she wants to talk to you, buddy.
She will act sad.
She have no idea that I can cry on demand and I will be fucking we go but in the medicine,
you know?
Oh, yeah.
And we go as well.
Someone get that.
Wow.
You're gonna have fake emotions trying to sway the jury.
Wow.
I see a fake emotions, fake fake fake fake
Wow embarrassed
Can you talk to him?
Oh my god
Use your statements
So I was talking to Don actually about him
I was directing my conversation to Don
Have you met Katie Kerk?
She has an AC skill
Where are the fireworks?
What the fuck are you saying?
See? I won already
Oh you want to see fucking fireworks
You wanna see some fucking fireworks, buddy?
I'll show you fireworks.
Fuck.
I
Gotta watch out man. There's gonna be things trying to kill you
So, who's doing who?
Katie's doing Eldon.
It's me versus Carol.
Okay, Katie, what did everyone do to you?
Laura, do I answer or are you?
I will answer you.
I'm good.
Josh, the camera is to our permission to speak.
That's actually hilarious.
I don't see you, you're taking spot mission out there.
Just one at a time, people, one at a time.
Don't we have rules for how long
this shit can take anyway?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They'll be done in two and a half hours,
otherwise you're done.
They'll be done in 20 minutes.
Give me 20 minutes.
Oh, shlap, have a, thank you.
Okay, we'll talk later.
You do?
Yeah.
Hey, Fett.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Yo, have a run, give me your DM your home address,
I can send you some W, get WC40 for that
weekly fucking career.
Do you think that it will be fixed?
Tell them how this outfit is amazing on you.
And I've missed you.
I've missed you on the island.
What do you think of the past?
Damn, you really are a big guy.
Wow, let me see the, let me see.
Give me a full 360 on that, please.
I got a nice nose.
Wow!
Wow!
To all your amazing, you're such a amazing guy.
I really missed you.
Beautiful outfit, actually.
Did you know that Katie's building a mission, buddy?
Mr. Trouble, it's just been not the same without you.
It's, I mean, I'm sorry you couldn't make it to the wedding,
but you know, you're there in spirit.
I wish I could have been there.
Your belated gift is being shipped by every,
so we don't know if it'll get there in my pocket.
I appreciate that, and that's OK.
Whenever you can do it, that is OK.
Like, you're just so amazing and perfect.
Just a little bit of tundra, so it's just amazing.
All right, so let's let's solve this
Suites that you picked the judge
how are the new lawyers.
White the slimmings.
Ah, yes.
Someone can't have two lawyers.
They would put the other team at a disadvantage, but.
Can you have 10 lawyers?
Yes, in theory.
You look so tough with that cigarette in your mouth.
I want to become a lawyer as well.
Thank you so much, thank you so much.
That's not going to buy you any points with a jury.
I'm not trying to buy any points with a jury,
I don't even care.
Are you trying to bribe a separate?
Oh, you can't even compliment a judge anymore?
Okay, I can't even have a nice compliment. That's just part of my personality
You look always very nice and fresh so much are you being sued right now or why you're being nice to me
So we've been
I got to grab all the documents on this occasion because last time we saw so much so much corruption
and so many conflicts of interest that this time we decided not to who's that guy right
there who is that guy the judge do his game pigeon just one second yes yes yes
yes okay
I think it probably there isn't any jury once you send it up the up the bladder because then what's the point?
Well get the judge, look at the look.
I am... I am...
You're basically the Constitution you're against at that point.
Yes.
You are a very sexy man.
Send it up to the Supreme Court.
Look, look at the suitcase.
Look at me, look at me.
Yoro, you look good as fuck, boy.
I'd be clarifying.
So what the fuck?
You look good as hell, boy.
Everybody okay, man?
Yes, yes, yes.
Chuck!
Somebody come here.
Chuck.
Is that what you're doing?
The audience doesn't decide.
Where's Katie?
Oh, I know it's really over-stimulating right now.
Thank you so much.
Please sit on my side.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, so I'm gonna say honestly all we need is a judge and me and everyone has all we need in here
This will take 20 minutes
20 minutes
Twenty minutes has to take less than 20 minutes actually
Yeah
How do you say chat the fuck up in polsky man?
Oh my god, I need to learn to play the fuck up.
It's great.
It's good all for loyal as well.
I'm going to be calm, cool, quiet, let my learners work
because that's how you win the audience.
Is you just be chill vibes, low-coast all.
Good afternoon, everyone.
Everyone, all rise.
You stand up that means like you stand up. Yeah, not like that. Yes, yes, yes, all right
I don't like how that guy is staring at me behind that sir. Do you want to come in and sit down?
Okay
Wait
I
Okay
S3 plus T. Yes
Blinded from methanol poisoning
What the fuck I
Just want to clarify with everyone is that your lawyers are present and sitting next to you this correct?
Yes, your honor. I like something
Thank you, I like I like that yes, your honor that's respect you're welcome your honor right there
Yeah, I didn't hear that from this team, which is really interesting to me
Hello, hello. Hello.
Now, now, now, I can see it.
Now, I'm not lying anymore.
Hello.
I don't want to go down here.
Make the fuck out of you, boy.
First of all, let's define one thing very clearly.
Who is suing who?
It's a...
I'm sorry.
There's a counter. There's a counter. How do you say counter? What the fuck?
Uh, Judge Kwaki, then.
You're on it.
You're on it.
So it's both.
Oh, is this right, Katie?
Um, this is the first time I am being made aware of the countersue your honor.
But yes, I am suing him your honor.
This is documentation.
Is this documentation trying to be event to make you knowledgeable of this, Judge?
No actually haven't received shit from either of the parties. Oh your honor. I
gave you shit your honor. Sir please, you're very sexy and all they want to
speak. What the fuck? Okay you were saying? I am suing everyone for theft,
breaking and entering, and animal abuse. Ma'am that is not that we're not
That is not the openings unless you want that to be your opening statement. Oh, no, I have another opening statement. Okay. Okay, perfect
All right, so let's get this court case started
Let's get this court case started
Graph this team right over here. I assume there are two lawyers on this side
Yes, your honor
We would love to hear your opening statement
Uh, yeah, that's that's who's doing that
And you doing that
Sir
My court
I am not the only one who do it.
Ishan please.
You foolish doing that too.
Yes okay.
Ishan let's hear it.
What's your opening statement?
Thanks for the opportunity your honor.
Of course.
Okay.
Katie as we all know had a recent marriage.
I asked that court to be lenient with her because she lost her husband as well.
That's so sad.
She is currently in mourning.
She is in mourning state, so please excuse some of her actions.
So this is a mourning move right here?
Yes, this is a mourning.
I understand.
I understand. I would never respect women.
I would never respect women.
Yes.
You know, when it just comes, when it just comes.
I'm gonna need a packing gun please respect the court's time if you are not here respect the court's time you will be
you will be jailed and that's it please please continue with your opening
statements
I wasn't the one typing how do you know I was typing I was not typing I was not
the ones I think
listen to me whoever keeps making stupid ass sounds you will be teleported to
the north which has a fuck ton of lags so we're actually gonna go down we are
Manually you keep making fucking sounds
Beyond this fence to mute
Yes, yes, you're totally correct. You're so wise and correct everyone beyond this fence has to mute
I love you, Ryan.
What?
I love you.
Everyone will be on this.
Everyone can say a few things.
We like Tubbo.
Wow.
No, me too.
Me too, Tubbo.
No, me too.
Everyone.
Okay.
Ishan, continue with your opening statement, please.
Yes.
Thank you so much for the opportunity to judge again.
As we know, Katie started working on the island for the effort.
effort, she made KFC, then she lost her husband, okay, in the wedding after the marriage, right?
If you recall the marriage, she was being harassed by Ayrdon multiple times, we all know that,
I know that, you know that.
I know that, I know that.
Yeah, but after the marriage, she was in the, you know, she's so sad, you can see
see her. Just look at her face. She's so sad.
She got some huge, huge gags.
You never said that. You never said that.
You actually have to tell us exactly what you're suing for, then we'll get into the
nitty gritty details. That's what I'm getting at.
The gritty. The thing is, Katie was so sad.
She got some cute little gags for her.
to be happy
Swag to the north. Someone please help us. Swag to the north. We're staying down there.
Fucking strange. Goodbye. Goodbye, Ash. Goodbye, Ash.
No! Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
No, we gotta go.
Yeah.
We gotta go.
Fuck.
Oh, please.
Bye-bye.
Judge Guaditi, please ask what?
What?
This will be fucking three hours again.
No, please.
Please.
If we had an audience out which could shut the fuck up maybe we could continue
Okay, so I guess gone now. Okay, you're trying to tell me exactly why
Exactly why this this man is being sued
Yeah, okay. He got some good cats. They were making him unhappy
happy. But then, okay, this man right here stole those cats and he amused it. One of
those cats, then he put one of the cat on the nap time, which is which was rotating
that poor cat spinning a lot. Jesus right now Katie is suing out on fall. First of
I think it's that she's doing for the theft, which is against the Q SMP rules.
And after that, she's also suing yes, is suing for animal abuse, which is against the common sense.
Absolutely. Yeah, that is absolutely correct. Yeah. Thank you. That's our opening statement.
And I think I think this man should be punished so much that he will never, never again.
I would take him out back and spank him for that do it. All right. That's what thank you
Is there anything you'd like to add any anyone from this side would like to act to this court case?
No, your honor for now that is all much respect your honor to you
Appreciate the respect your honor the respect means a lot to me. It's all about respect around here. You be respectful, sir
you know it you know it all right let's hear the opening statement from this
site what do you all have to say about these allegations ladies and gentlemen
we are very gentle but what are you laughing at sorry it's making me look
lady gentlemen just one lady
I don't really love you.
Look at him.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Ladies, minus points for this.
If you continue, you're going to get minus points for making noise sound while they're giving their opening statement.
You understand me?
You can't even do it during their speech or what?
I'll think about it.
Okay, let's hear it.
Ladies and gentlemen as you know,
As you know, as you know, everyone is getting sued by stealing, but the truth is very different, okay?
This is the truth. Katie's, Katie killed two cats.
And what actually it's three because
The name of the cat is a spot a spot a spot
I'm sorry, you know, Polsky's
The cat are you being racist sir?
He's allowed
Yes, I am fucking the one.
Yes, I'm Polak here. Okay?
Yes.
So...
That's Bobak.
Bobkilled by Katie and other cats.
And also, Spabak was pregnant.
Okay?
But...
Yes.
You will say.
Of course he was talking pregnant.
What?
Nah, he was talking pregnant, yeah.
So what happened?
You have an objection.
You yell out our objection.
Yes.
I have an objection.
I have an objection.
Okay.
I'm so happy.
Bullshit.
This is now what the case was about.
Okay, so as you know, Spaba got killed by Katie and we have proofs but but let me just say first day
Okay, Katie says everyone stole the cats, but actually everyone find out that Katie have this basement without
ventilation and suffocation and she had wow like three or four cats having suffocation. Yes,
suffocation. They were they were they were dying and everyone he loves the cats as you can tell.
He has a lot of cats, you know, and he was very
Probably because he wants to fuck them
Don't interrupt okay, so everyone as he's a great man and he loves cats
He saved the cats from the suffocation and had fun with the cats.
Yes, that's all I can say.
For this moment, because I have troops, I have everything.
For this moment, sit your pretty ass down.
Thank you for your opening statements.
Alright, that was very tough to hear.
I'm gonna have to take a fat puff out of this blunt.
It's not a cigarette, it's a blunt.
one. All right, so this team, let's assign team names. I can't say everyone's name individually.
What team name do you guys want? KTB. That is suspiciously close to something else, but
KTB is it's fine. What's the team over here?
Yes, your honor
Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. Okay. You don't even know about what?
About what your honor? Yeah proof. Do you have proof of the stowing cats? Yes, your other things you talked about. Yes, your honor big fat pop
The proof please
Yes
Your honor
I won't say something okay
This we are suing Katie suing them as I said for two things first is stealing the cats
Okay, and second is abusing the cats of course the opening statements. They said they took the cats
Which is which is which confirms our first statement?
That's they stole the cats and it is again
Yeah, so we can just wrap this up honestly
Yeah
Do any like evidence for that about the second thing which is the abuse okay, okay?
Yeah, please me that be abused
You abused the cats, but no
No, I never abuse the cats because she was herself sad. No
well we're gonna see the proof we're gonna have to see the proof I didn't have
time to abuse while I was grieving my husband I would have zero time to abuse
this makes a lot of sense mm-hmm please get the proof up on the
screen as a picture do you have any proof with you yeah yeah I have my
We have a way
Okay
Yes, your honor proof of this. Yes. Yes. Testimony. Okay. This is present. We can just call him up.
Okay.
Oh, thank you.
Well, I'm not lying.
Yes, all right.
Everyone, silence and sit down, please.
Um, yeah.
Silence and sit down.
Yeah.
What is your plan looking good today?
No, no, no, he's my proof.
I will tell you, okay?
Yeah.
Can you tell me?
Okay, yes, please put it.
Please put it up there.
right okay so this is the judge I mean this is the quackity statue okay if you
clearly see about that oh my god this is very this is very very difficult
Images to be looking at the cat is literally
Senpai please yep
How do we define torture with a fucking dictionary?
Okay, torture is the act of...
No, no, no, no, no, no. Silence, sir. Silence.
Torture is defined. Torture is defined by taking an object or a thing or a person and torturing it.
So this does constitute the definition of torture as he is doing something to another being that is very affordable
And he's saying, wow, these subtitles are very damning.
I hope you have an explanation for this.
Yes.
This is fun.
Sir, can I have an objection?
After I ask, you can object.
Can you give me the proof?
I need to verify something because it looks fake.
Can you see the proof?
Give me the proof, please.
OK.
Give me the proof.
Let me see.
Let me see.
Let me see one thing.
It's obviously fake because the content was fake.
Let me just speak let me just speak my friend. Wait a second wait a second. It says oh it was from yesterday
In person nation in person nation
Do you have a response? Team KTV?
Yes, Myers, no, Myers.
The day before court, we were asked to provide the evidence, and this is a photo copy.
The original photos have the X of the image.
Objection, objection, sir. Objection.
Judge Quarvey.
Judge Quarvey.
We have objections.
Yes, yes.
What is your objection?
Okay, give me the original picture.
You don't have it because it's fake.
The original picture has been held by the court somewhere in the focus.
Okay
I try to play nice and try to not make this a strict but y'all can't fucking behave sit the fuck down everybody
I'm gonna get stricter because y'all cannot fucking behave. Holy shit. I was like, okay
Let's let this run naturally. You guys cannot fucking behave. So sit that you know, it's a no not you
The other team is not
Thank you
It's not
I see that night
Prepared for this fucking court case
So I am going to take the states here
We are super prepared
It's fake
Please Ishaan, please
Do you have any other proof of this matter?
Apart from this
Yes, we have
Just crack it
First of all, listen
Okay, you are not listening
I gave you that image
To show you
That
They are old, but the image taken is todays.
Because the image taken is from the printer and not from the image itself.
Objection! First of all my objection to you.
Okay, second, objection, what is your objection?
Show me the original picture if that is a copy.
Decal is a picture photo, and now you are nervous because there is no original.
No!
Hey! What the fuck!
I don't understand.
A homeless guy is a homeless,
I infiltrated this homeless guy.
I don't understand.
I'm a traitor.
Homeless guy.
We're sorry about that.
Your Honor, as you know,
there is no original picture.
So the evidence for me,
it's not true.
This is very true.
It's a community.
You must have some sort of data
that backs up the original date
that that picture was taken.
Okay.
Get back.
Your Honor.
Yes, yes, changing the mecha is so easy. So I don't think I would like admit your your proof.
You know what else is easy changing your skin changing your name. So just someone just did
earlier today and type dance and make things look like something that isn't true.
We have a witness
Okay
You can ask your witness any questions you like
Please let me ask the question and let him answer and then object please.
Okay.
Okay.
Tempest further.
Okay.
Here you saw the cash banking from the Quackity statue and Elton was the guy.
I am sure he was.
Yeah, yeah.
Many people were there, I saw him like with the cash.
There were many people, there were many.
What other people were there?
Sorry, go ahead, go ahead.
Oh, was I happy longer or was he, yeah, he was enjoying it.
Yeah he was enjoying it totally. He liked every bit of it and he was actually even calling the guy mean names.
Other people as well but they are not in the witness list but if you want to ask them you can ask them as well.
Okay continue.
Is there anything else you'd like to add?
I have more of the witnesses.
If they don't want to question him, then we can.
Could I call a waitress now?
I'm going to wait next.
First of all, we're going to let the JAPNA team give their
reputation.
Thank you.
Thank you, Adonar.
OK.
As you can see, they are trying to just fake a lot of
evidence.
you can see they are just calling people witnesses and they don't have anything
solid but I will show you something very solid something to break this team
as I told you will you shiver their timbers yes as I told you you're worried
KT killed Ebron's cat, and I have the video right now because it wasn't in front of the
Javka.
Please, Ebron put the video.
We have a camera footage from Javka, please, Ebron put the video.
Well, I didn't kill a cat and it's also not even his cat, so I'm just gonna let
I'm just gonna let you know it's not even as bad. This is not what he's doing me for
So this is MEDICAMING RELAVANCE! MEDICAMING RELAVANCE!
Wow! Wow!
MEDICAMING sounds MEDICAMING, guys
Wow, that would be MEDICAMING! Wow, we'll never run on the server!
We should actually choose the MEDICAMING!
Wow, is that cool? Listen, listen, listen!
Wow!
I did not think you could go that low
Listen, listen, this does not constitute MEDICAMING because they do have verifiable cameras outside their shops
Anybody who has cameras nearby are able to use a KOV of the players to showcase this last door case.
What do you mean wow?
What do you mean wow? It's the camera footage!
You're on a camera!
Wait!
You have something solid where I think all cats are actually a liquid.
And number two have a look at the mini-map. There is no road. There is no tavern
There is no Mike's hair salon. There is no X what?
Over two weeks ago. Holy no no no no no
Okay, yes, this is an old
That's why I want to say that's why every sconters swing. That's why every
So
to get my medal of honor. Thank you guys for coming.
I need to call Evan to testify.
She looked really good in this outfit.
Hold on, hold on. I'll do you something better. I'll do you something better. Everyone sit down.
Everyone sit down.
I'm sorry, I just was caught off guard by the beautiful being on the left there.
Okay, here's what we're going to do.
We're going to conclude your questioning, Royer, and then I'm going to add a special segment to this court case,
case which we have never done before but hopefully it'll help speed shit up but
anyways call your testimony to the stand please yes I call everyone to
testify well we're not going to be next like everyone please tell me well
they're responding to the allocation about Haiti killing your beautiful cat
your honor everything started when I adopted one cat named
it was a cat that I put on a very cozy couch right in front of the jabka a lot of
people saw it because spabak was actually sitting there for a couple of days
ktb aka Eric a bee who is standing on an attacker site right now
asked my very cat that was recorded on our security cameras it was yes in fact a
couple days earlier than the cat's objection because he's not just see
weakness. So I can object to that. It is kind of funny that your client is a witness,
but we will learn it at this point in time.
He just testifying.
He just testifying.
I can't get the right to defend myself, right?
Of course.
Yeah.
Confirm the technique.
We're going to let him finish his testimony, Sean.
Okay.
Okay.
Thanks.
Then I've noticed that KTB is actually adopting some of the cats.
I think our team has more respect and they are just doing objections and
Doesn't
Team KTB we're gonna ask them to we're gonna we're gonna ask you to let them finish their testimony. Okay. Thank you your honor
Thank you continue everyone. Look at my lawyer dog. Thank you for the five when I saw that Katie be adopted for cuts
I wanted to visit her to check the conditions of the cuts
This is actually the original picture of the cave that the cuts were held, please take
As you can see the day the metadata actually secured please ignore my lawyer
So I decided to not kidnap cats, but to set them free on a free fresh air.
So two cats were actually were having a ride on a bungee, right?
And one cat visited my shop.
It wasn't cut abuse.
wasn't anything if anything cut abuse is that keeping cuts in a cave without any
fresh air dark cave so whenever I saw that Katie killed my cat in front of
Rzapka and then she is keeping her cats in a cave I decided to go for a walk
with them that's the story so yes I admit that I was in case escape and I
set the cats free but i'm not tempering with evidence you can see the metadata of the photos
this is the actually original picture of the environment the cats were being held
this is a very scary environment i see zero cats in there and i also see two people who are
not welcome in my home in my home hold on yes you can tell what did you see guys did you
see one hold on you see the conditions of poor cats we're gonna lay on the ground you
Want to object real quick for the first fucking time there are no cats
Picture without the cats just to take a picture of the environment
Okay, here's a photo of everyone, nothing but it's just a photo of everyone silence and sit down
If the police is taking a criminal from his house is it really
I am a cat lover, as you can see behind me there is a stomach, yes, if I am seeing that
a cat is being tortured in a cave, it's my obligation to set the cat free and deliver
him a fresh air and entertainment, which I did.
Everyone, which I did.
No, please sit down. This is what we're gonna do
I'm gonna be honest, there's no way we don't want this
What the fuck is there evidence? It's actually bad
Good honor, you know that they can connect to other houses without permission against the SNP's rule
So Eldon, how did you know that Shady's cats were suffering before entering her room?
Assuming they were dead?
Assuming they were dead?
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, clearly, clearly, clearly, the defense teams
have, uh, have not prepared properly.
So for the first time ever, we are going to introduce a new way of explaining each other's
perspectives.
OK, Soss Voss, please take a seat over here.
Boom.
Put the fucking tape on it.
Got a guy.
That's a fake sauce price.
Ebron and JDB, I need everyone.
Court rule, court rule, is everyone mute the fuck up right now.
Literally, all of you, except for JDB and Ebron,
need to mute right the fuck now.
Understood?
Wait, am I muted or not?
Sorry. Sorry. Okay.
Am I muted? Am I muted? Am I muted?
No, no, no. You're not muted. You're not supposed to be muted.
This is called the Talking Toast. Okay?
We're gonna ask you the events, what exactly happened one by one.
No lawyers intervening, no nothing. We're gonna ask you one by one.
But I ask you, the only way this dynamic can work is if you remain respectful of each other's speaking time.
Okay? Because he's gonna talk and you're gonna talk and the only ones who can talk.
The only way you can talk is if you have the speaking toast in your hand, so take the speaking toast
Yeah, and you take a speaking toast. Okay. No, do not eat the toast. Do not trust your lawyer. No, do not eat your toast
Okay
All right, hopefully we will get some fucking information out of this court case from here on out
All right, I need someone I'm gonna flip a coin
I would like to choose my cats back, please okay. It was tails. So it reminds me of my kittens. Yep. Okay, sauce boss. Yes
tell me exactly what happened in the most precise way possible. Okay. I don't need a Bible. I don't need a Bible of text. You're
You're gonna tell me in the most precise way possible
what happened and what punishment
you think Evron deserves for what happened.
Basically, I think it was on February 1st at 9 a.m.
Or no, sorry, it was last week.
I got four cats that Evron helped me get.
He was the only person that knew I had these kittens.
They were in my home, my beautiful home
with ventilation and everything.
And the next day I come back and my cats are gone.
They're hanging from your statue.
They're on the Jatka sign.
Everyone is boasting about his new Jatka sign
and showing everybody where my cats are.
He's the only one that knew about them.
So I have, I know that it was him
And also he abuses the worker at Jobca as well, the frog.
So he has a prior history of animal abuse
because I've actually never seen him take a break
or get lunch and Prasey actually talked to him
and speaks to animals and she has a statement as well.
So.
And what would you like,
what would you like for the punishment to be?
I'm requesting my cats back,
10 free hat choosing stuff.
There's three missing currently.
There was four, I managed to get one back.
Okay.
I would like a beacon
And I would like 10 free hat packs from Jobka of my choosing, please.
Oh my God.
Sorry, I was in a one block restraining order.
I need some.
I already see.
OK, everyone.
OK, please remove the speaking toast out of your hand
as we are now going to hear from Mr.
Everon.
How are you?
I was like, oh my God.
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry because of me.
I'm right here, I'm right here.
I always need a friend.
Because in fact, on this very court case, there is a person that I love.
And I wanted to impress this person.
Maybe I am looking at this person right now.
And I wanted to impress her.
No, no, no.
That's true, I got you.
Please, please, let me finish.
Ah, yeah.
As you can see on my back,
this is a spabak that unfortunately died.
Unfortunately died whenever I saw that Katie killed my spavak the cat the
Spavak the cat! I knew that she is a cat killer actually an annual user yes yes
and we actually have a proof because see your honor Katie said something about
February I have no idea what happened in February but I know about the facts
because in in the courtroom facts matters right what matters is that
they faked evidence. What matters is that her room has no ventilation. It is underground without
any sunlight. So yes, the cats were outside. Were they tortured? Your honor? No. Have they had fun?
Yes. Where are the cats? Well, Katie had the cats. If she doesn't have a cat, well that's crazy.
and they were your honor without any food so if there is any cat abuse in this courtroom
well for sure it is not me because i don't keep it it maybe no i'm sorry because yes so on because
i don't keep my animals underground without fresh air and without food so as you can see on me
Yes, I love food so they are being eaten.
So judge quackity, what I would want to clear any assumptions or like clear anything that is on me, that I may cut a river because I'm not.
and for killing my cat Spavak I would love her to build a grave and a beautiful garden for Spavak
in addition of three days in jail thank you okay so you want three days in jail
three days in jail and she has to build a garden and a beautiful gravestone for Spavak
because we are still missing it and are you looking for spabak back or is it just spabak
is dead spabak is dead okay spabak is dead and you're claiming that sauce boss killed spabak
we we have evidence on camera yes yes okay okay understood understood okay see see how we can
all get along okay i am removing that speaking to us yes uh katie would you like to pull up
the speaking toast and respond to any of those things he said? Thank you for holding up the
speaking toast. Um, well his, I mean, he's just lying. That was not the cat's name. I am actually
a good, I'm great with cats. I cat sat Jay Schlatt's cats. I never touched his cat. So I'm not
going to actually respond to any lies at all. And I'm not going to cry because I'm actually a
strong independent woman who knows that I am going to be winning this case and I
will prove that the justice system is it works well it is correct and it rewards
those who are in the right and who care about this island and who care about
animals yeah this is this is this is this is very crazy this is very crazy
So you will not dignify his statements by not responding?
I don't believe that's how it works.
I think you have to respond.
They don't have any boobs.
Okay, well he talked for 30 fucking minutes, I don't know what part to respond to!
Okay, listen, listen.
The facts are as following.
We are not going to go one by one.
Please give me all the proof you have right now.
Can I say one thing?
Yes, yes.
You have to hold the speaking toast.
Speaking toast. Oh, I am suing him. So I'm not sure why his cat is even being brought up because that has that's irrelevant
But when did he when did he say he was going to counter so I never got paperwork about
You can't just show up and make decisions. That would be a corrupt court of law here
That would be very corrupt
Here's what we're gonna do hand over all the proof all the proof
still have hand over the proof the lawyer I've been asking for like 15
minutes okay okay pull up the way KDB sit down Roy everyone sit down as well
and let's call up your witness is there any other witness besides this one that
we're about to bring up anyone else from the box
Goldilocks.
Baldilocks, because he's bald.
Oh.
Ah, man.
Okay.
Who else?
I would like you to hold on to the witness.
He's going to call one last testimony, which is part of his evidence, and then we're going to retain all the physicals with you.
You're so respectful.
This is all what it's about.
Okay, before I talk to my witness, I would like to mention these creepers had a name above their heads like the cat in the video those one owned by ever on the kind of video that was owned by the
The thing number two fit you were you present whenever on put the cat on top of the rotating
the trap cosine. No. What the?
Christian. Wow. Your answer carefully before you made him break down like that. No. Well, there's more
than that though okay hold on hold on pause everyone pause yes speak well hold on hold on
oh I'm lagging cuz fuck you apparently we're gonna give you we're gonna give you
all the time you need to question your witness don't worry you sure do you have any questions for him
I
Took you asked been asked. I genuinely thought he was there
Asked me what I know
What do you know about the cat on the spittyshapka thingy?
Well, I can tell you I have spoken to the cats on this island
And they can tell me that Katie did not harm a single feline ever
We also have a piece of evidence from Prasaya who also knows how to speak to cats. We have a
little book with a statement. Since you are wearing goggles of physics man,
how many Gs approximately do you think a cat would be able to pull on a japkasine? And do you
think that would be enough Gs to potentially hurt or kill the cat? I think probably around
13 G's before the cat goes unconscious wow and humans go unconscious above like
nine yeah nine usually ten if you're Russian and how much you would pull on
the sign considering it wasn't the outside of the sign so you'd have to
factor in centripetal force well when I was on it I was able to survive around
12.
And do you think that the cats have any prior experience in a flight sim?
I'm not sure. I mean, I could ask them the next time I speak to them.
Well, I don't think a flight sim or a G simulator exists anywhere on the silent.
How do I repay them, bro?
So I don't think that's possible. And 12 Gs is certainly a...
We're winning, we're obviously winning. It's obvious.
I don't know. All I know is that I've spoken to the cats and Katie is very popular in the cat community
I don't think she would have harmed any animals. Oh, trust me. I love some cats
Listen, okay. Hey, I just I just have one question
We do have a video where you are killing a cat. Can you explain that video? It can't be fake
That's the fact. Sir, sir objection. Yes. Yes, sir. This is this is like
you know this is irrelevant and actually feet it's not a witness and
actually he's not a professional pilot to know how many years a professional
pilot he is a judge the objection the objection is sustained because what the
Fuck what? Yo, yo, he's an idea
I talked to the guy
Oh my god
Fucking Gracie sir, I've never seen a naked cap before fit
Can you please speak cat to me to verify that you actually do speak cat?
So witness
Wow, look at that.
Can I have another question?
Yes.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
This is harassment.
Can you please get me away from that?
I think so.
This is a key weakness.
The count witness clearly does not understand your dialect.
We unfortunately just can't continue.
Okay, I see.
I'm just losing it one more question if I know yes
Fit could you please confirm of that cats do indeed have nine lives?
Yes
Your honor when when she killed the cat in the video. She was simply helping it reach for and helping it get back home
Objection your honor and why Katie have the have like the how like the right to kill a cat
I will say listen listen to me. That is the most damning evidence of this court case so far is
And I just need to know why Katie did that
And that's just a video
I can speak on it. Yeah, I can't explain. I can explain.
Kill, kill, kill, kill.
Why you, why you kill that cat, Katie?
Well, because it was the, it was the Federation's cat. It was, it was not his cat. What?
Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak.
No, I just spoke about it.
I just spoke.
I'm her lawyer and let me first say that killing is not against the rules of QSMP.
stealing is against the rules of the US. What? Okay. So you can just kill cats. Don't you kill animals? I have so many videos of them. But cats, pets, you know? Objections, sir. I need to say something, sir. Not your pain. You don't know? Can I? Yes. Can I speak? Yes. Guys, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, the cats and the pets are part of the family.
they are actually like human beings are we right am I right or am I right please be quiet sir please
be quiet okay as you can tell as you can tell the cats are human beings is part of ebron's family so
even if the name is defamation please be quiet you know that is a very compelling point that is
a very compelling point. If the cat, its name, the Federation, he also eats a cat in and needs
respect. This is true. Okay, can I say something because I didn't know I was getting sued for
killing the Federation's cat. I so I'm confused on relevance here. Objection actually relevance
your honor. Please pretty please your honor. We actually we actually would have to treat
that in a separate court case if you're planning to counter to however it still
does add to their points the fact that you did
ask him a question please quickly yes absolutely uh so by what you were saying earlier how cats
are part of the family would you say that killing animals is the same as killing a player
i will say yes uh have you used the gabe's xp farm by any chance the one that you have to
you kill silverfish graph that is irrelevant your honor actually that is irrelevant but
we are we are we are you are actually because because they are classified as a mob whereas
cats are not classified.
Thank you sir, thank you.
Thank you.
If you leave the options and you go to music and sounds,
and you turn down hostile creatures and then friendly creatures,
if you turn down hostile creatures,
Silverfish will go down and cats won't.
Can I say something else?
Judge is such an intelligent person.
I love it when the judge goes to music and sentence.
I love you guys.
I'm very happy here.
Can I say just one thing?
Oh, it's just, yep.
Okay, yes.
Okay, Graf.
So, Katie is owner of the KFC, right?
And he kills chickens all the day.
What about that?
Ooh!
Yes, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
the evidence as we that is correct. Everyone hand over the evidence. Just keep
it there. Hand me over all the evidence you have. I'm gonna review it with the
higher counsel and then I'm gonna tell you the results of this of this
just think now I do want to say one person from each team whether it's a
lawyer or the person is able to make a closing statement a closing one okay
Okay, it is a closing statement that will only last one minute.
One minute only.
Okay, okay.
You guys can take that.
Can I ask some questions?
Yes, I can do it.
I am prepared.
Okay, did you hand over all the evidence?
You're honored.
Yes, I am handling it right now.
Wait, the last is, I don't think it is an evidence.
And the recording.
You can, you can, you know, you can't, you know.
Can you read the process statement, which I give you?
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Yes, you're totally correct.
OK, everyone sit down.
There's a process statement.
Listen up.
Protect animal language experts.
Fraud says it has been overworked,
has a family at Holland, but cannot meet
due to WI, which I guess is work.
Cat says that the cat was kidnapped.
it after being there someone in white red kidnap her someone in white red kidnap her is what
the cat is saying okay but guys can't uh can't you don't know can i have some comment
about the evidence yes okay you're on my side the cats are kidnapped and she's still missing
I have a cat I have one of the cats I said that I have three out of one out of my four cats
Oh
I said that the entire time if you would like to medigame again and pull up the clip we can do it
About she is looking for three of her caps as she has one one more
Okay, all right, this is a holy Christ. All right, everyone did everyone hand over the
Can I see that can I see the book for a second? Can I see the book just for a quick second?
Did you hand over all your evidence?
He's done had all the evidence.
I was I was getting the repose and clap backs.
Perfect. So useful.
I enjoyed myself.
Clap backs. What about backshots all that?
You hear your hand? Yes?
I'm getting you a judge, please.
In Poland, we say...
Oh, that is so great.
That is wonderful.
Okay. Thank you. Any final any final evidence you want to turn in this? Take the
No, your honor, unless you can take my heart and soul and see how crushed and
broken I am. Oh my god, there's a very compelling comment.
KTB team choose who's gonna give the final minute long statement and this
team
shawty
okay
okay
you haven't taken my evidence since you are the suing
excuse me yes you are not taking my evidence wait
someone has their magnets on please turn off your magnets
i think i got it i think i got it
okay okay
Since you are the suing party you go first with the
Mini passes I'm gonna go
Till you shut the fuck up okay, okay
Okay, go on
Okay, one minute remember you have one minute, okay, yeah, okay
Sorry, sorry.
Yeah, just absolutely.
Go ahead.
Okay, after our investigation with using plus here as the animal language expert as well we found out that the Zabka
also got abused because he doesn't get any breaks and all.
And because that level and still entering and breaking is against the QSMP rules and Katie who's more than her husband.
husband, without even asking Katie about anything, he stole the cats.
Taking and entering is still one of the things and stealing the cat is also a thing, which
they actually admitted multiple times.
We don't even need evidence for that because they admitted it so many times from the opening
statement itself.
So it is clear that they stole the cats, they abused the cats even if they don't
want to say that's the abuse because that's pleasure for them.
I hope that Serkety will be happy after this,
this, like the monster gets behind the bars.
And Katie gets behind bars.
And Katie gets behind bars.
Oh, I didn't even ask her behind bars
because I'm not a monster
and I actually care respect about all animals,
whether they're human or not.
Yeah, no, we don't worry to go down.
I wrote down your, your, your, okay, okay.
Okay, final statements, please on this side, ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
yes, thank you. Thank you. As you can see, these other team, the team of the cap abusers,
as you can see, they don't have these solid evidence and we have look at this video,
They presented fake evidence, they told you that it was a copy, but they didn't actually
presented an original picture.
So you can tell, well, it's very sad actually, actually, the cats are colorblind.
So just to let you that in mind, the cats are colorblind.
And yeah, so you just need to know, Ebron loves the cats.
Katie, we're having his cats on a basement without ventilation and without foot and that's pretty fucking sad.
Thank you so much guys, thank you for your time and thank you your owner and goodbye.
Absolutely, absolutely.
W. Okay.
All right, all right, so this is what we're going to do.
We are going to have, we are going to have to check in with the hire council. Yeah,
a quick five-minute recess while we review the evidence and you will have a decision about this case
very soon. I do have to say thank you everyone for being respectful and remember that the
matter of this case, the result of this case, does not define who you are as a person.
Bravo!
Okay, I will go to higher cancel now and I will be back in five minutes with the result
You guys did good you guys
Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you guys
I
Yes, I am back!
Very, the most important thing to happen today, of course, me becoming back!
Yes!
Hey, but Ishaan, why are you defending this killing lady?
She obviously kills cats.
She can see.
Oh, do you understand?
Cats, even though they're federation.
Isn't that nice?
You wouldn't kill this guy, right?
like a nice enough fella. Oh, I can kill him. If I get the chance. If you lose the case,
just start killing. That's I think that's a great idea. I'm going to. Yeah. Well, then
well, I'm going to sit all the way over here then so I'm the last one to go. Don't worry.
I'm not going to kill you. You're going to kill me. You're just going to kill that
guy then that guy is the piece of shit man you you don't have what you guys think how do you
think the court case one I think we are winning because they advocate to stealing and like illegal
right it's not illegal to kill right it's not illegal to kill that's your argument yeah bro because
by that logic they can like so many of my pets then listen I want us to win I'm saying us
I want us to run and you are Katie and I want us to win I want us to win we are even like Katie
we need to face reality right hi Katie hello Juan
So, you killed a cat.
I did not.
I killed the Federation's cat because I'm trying to protect the island.
Who won?
She hates Federation.
Yeah, I hate Federation too, but I don't kill a cat.
She hates Federation.
Well, send me for it then.
I got from Federation.
I got the camera, you know.
Oh, shit.
Hi guys.
tradition can't be you know spy cam
good luck guys
i don't know what is happening but
good luck and don't kill cats
the cats are just animals
yeah why would anyone ever kill an animal what a horrible thing to do
yeah
what a horrible monster who can kill an animal that's so cool
absolutely great
sorry that i was trying to protect you guys
Sorry that I care about the people man, sorry then for the people, sorry that I actually care about you guys so much, I'm sorry that I care about you guys so much for that I was trying to protect you guys a lot, I apologize for the protection.
You don't know what they were gonna do because I killed it.
normal
Then call me a cat killer. I don't care. Are you holding a beer right now?
Or what are you holding in your left hand? I'm here doing my boyfriend and I'm holding
a telescope to look at my dreams and aspirations
My boyfriend is alive actually
Well, that's a great
your boyfriend was killed by the federation people
thought he was killed but he's alive and i'm going to save him after i win this case that is my next
that is my next opportunity and i don't miss an opportunity
the modern women winning court cases by midday saving their boyfriend from an evil shadow cabal
government in the evening yep i do it all yes you do it all and you kill cats you strangle
them you do it with your hands because you want to feel you want to see the ice pop and you want
to feel the life drain from their little bodies right sorry for protecting the island i will never
do it again well i i for one i'm very grateful for you killing those cats hanging them from trees
or who was hanging the trees again here no that was my cats were hanging from the trees
oh and this this little fella how are you little fella why were you not hung from the neck
He's shy I think. Is this cat dangerous as well? Nope, this cat is actually a good cat.
Like most of them are. How would I see if a cat is dangerous? The
eyes or what the cat does? Check its balls. Let me see those balls little kitty. Let me
They probably prefer that if you're touching the balls from the back and Ishan's tongue kissing the cats.
Oh, God.
And that's the salvation.
Oh, no, no, that's not what I do, no, no.
No, but your lawyer does, he just said.
Oh, well, that's his.
I mean, that's what he does.
You talked me to kiss.
Who talked you?
You talked me to kiss, man.
I talked you to kiss.
But I'm not a cat, I do have whiskers, like, place a little whiskers on it.
Ooh, another one?
Yeah, you do.
Well, Katie, good luck.
If your boyfriend doesn't visit you in jail, maybe I can use up one of the days to come visit.
Oh, I'm not going to be going to jail, don't worry.
Why? That's why.
Well, that's the lady boss that I know, Katie.
Thank you. Thank you, Shapa.
Very good.
Oh, we're going back in. Oh, we're gonna win. We meet again, Katie. We're gonna win this. All right. We got we meet again. Mrs. Yes, you got we got this.
That's why that's why it's close again. There's nothing wrong with it. There's nothing wrong with it. There's genuine.
We're like,
Tangled quarks, we're gonna win.
one of us is the if he stills, if he like still insist on killing the cat and actually have
done killed Ashwax daughter, you know, I mean, if the court of law is just, they will know
that those facts were relevant to the case. So I think that we will be wanting this. So
I am not even worried. I don't care about how I kill the cat. If I did on purpose
next time. It's actually relative.
Where's your judge?
Judge here?
Session's on, man.
Yeah, it's too late.
He's gotta play me back in Mankala.
He's gotta play me back.
I've been trying to get him to play me back
and game-pick him for like an hour.
It's been sitting here all fucking day.
Pulling my thumbs away from him to play
on those fucking balls.
You know?
Fuck, this is the balls in the Mankala.
Fuck you Phil, you wouldn't understand.
What?
What are you saying?
Is that a plenty back in your time?
I think that's what you were saying.
Yeah, I'm crushing them too.
I'm really fucking them up in this game.
They had that travel gone.
What happened?
No idea.
It's still ongoing.
It's still ongoing. Where's the fucking judge?
Oh, hi dad.
He's doing judge stuff.
I think deciding who has to pay in.
Oh my god.
No, so fast.
Yes!
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Almost there.
Yes!
Hey bro!
I missed you!
I missed you so much!
And now you're probably going to kill!
Where you have to face each other again!
Yeah.
All the way is that level.
Always so good.
Oh, it's so good.
Yes, let me do it.
Let me do it.
Let me do it.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
You and I, like, two hands of flutter-crossing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The final. I like the finale. So stick around.
All right. This has been a very difficult court case. There's been very compelling evidence
on both sides, one of which I will say, and I have to tell everyone, if anyone's communities
tries to hate on me because of my decision, I don't give a fuck.
Number one and number two, I have to tell you, everyone, that this case has very compelling
evidence.
Okay.
Listen up.
according to literal you okay so you have admitted to stealing and this is not this is not means for objection it is simply the facts of this court you have literally admitted to stealing Katie's cat no actually no it wasn't a stealing we
We admitted to it, but you took it, you took it.
You were saving, you took them.
I've said, I admitted to saving them.
That is correct.
That is correct, that is correct.
Okay, so here's what's gonna happen, all right?
Listen up, and you're gonna have to eat it up.
I don't give a shit.
Everyone, you must return Katie's cats to her.
Of course, of course, but.
You must return Katie's cats to her.
Katie, in a week's time, you must give the courts
evidence that the cats are being well taken care of that they are in a safe
space because, and that shouldn't be any problem to you because you love cats,
correct? Yes, your honor. Okay. Okay.
In a week's time you have to showcase proof that the cats are being well taken
and care of. So that's number one. Number two, everyone,
since you have to return the cats,
we've also decided that while you don't have to make Katie be a beacon,
you do have to give her five free hat packs. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Five, three, two, one.
I thought of setting them three, yes.
Yes.
And lastly, this has to come from Katie.
You do have to build a Grape Zone for everyone's cat
as there is damning evidence that you killed it.
Now the reason you're not going,
the reason you're not being heavily punished for this,
Katie, is because the cat was called the Federation.
You didn't do it.
You most likely did not do it out of ill intent
As well as you did bring a damning testimony which said that you are a lover of cats. Can you just
verify this? Is this true?
Is this true correct? Yes, this is true your honor. Okay
So you do have to build
a gravestone for everyone's cat
um, but
You get to choose a creative direction of it
Okay, which is which of course you will do so and no ill intent
You will do it to commemorate the cat, but you get to choose a creative direction
Understood where your honor
Wherever he asks you to
Okay
Can we make sure it's within within reasonable distance of spawn as Katie has a bad leg
Yes. Okay.
Objection on the basement of the church is irradiated.
We have photos to confirm.
Radiated? No, no, no.
What? Listen, listen, listen.
You must come to an agreement.
You both must come to an agreement on where it's
going to be built if you don't come to an agreement.
I'm not getting irradiated.
I don't want to get irradiated.
I have to come into agreement. Please sit down.
Please sit down.
Please sit down.
And lastly,
Everyone and Katie you are both sentenced to 15 minutes of jail together
together in the same time.
No.
Not.
Oh, gosh.
Can it come through?
Can it come through?
No.
In this time, in this time, in this time,
the court trust, the court trust that you both
will rehabilitate and crush
any of the remaining beef that you may
have. This time is
for rehabilitating. Ty, ask decision, mom.
10 minutes. You do not settle
You will be sentenced to another 15 minutes of jail cell time until you solve your differences.
You are able to redeem this time today or any of the week that that works.
But it's 15 minutes of jail time until you settle your differences.
I can do it now.
Katie?
Can you do it now?
I'm checking my schedule.
Yes, I can do it now.
Okay.
So we'll leave you to it.
We're going to leave you to it.
it the Federation Guard can take care of the building of this and yes and that's a
I
Will take this
conduct spending them the one actually the winner I will say the winner of
this court case is is is Katie most
Excuse me
All I know is the following that you will have to spend 15 minutes in jail and you have to settle your differences
If you don't settle them, it'll be in our 15 minutes
If you don't settle it then then they'll be in our 15 minutes
I need that I killed them all the time and I joined them for
I mean, their lawyers didn't even ask for it.
Yeah, but the other lawyers didn't, so you should win, probably, because you're the
professional.
I studied law for 10 years.
Lesson one.
That's fine.
This one is attacking people. It's not attacking people.
Oh, man.
Yes!
Now this is just as I can get behind!
You go girl!
Grace, thank you for the 50th gift!
Come on, I'll just give it to you.
Thank you for the 50th gifted let's fucking go, Grace.
go grace. Thank you for reaching the five big W grace. Okay, hold on. Okay, what the
fuck am I supposed to do now?
Harry? Yes, I'm looking forward to this time. Maybe we can rehabilitate, you know,
after all these years where are we supposed to go for this we are waiting for that there we go
thank you Danny with the 10 Danny with the 10
Kenny with 14 let's go in 20 minutes yeah i don't know
Nice cold case, love is gone.
Mr. Gaff, are we following you for the prison?
Yes.
No, no, no, no, corruption. Correction.
We need to be in a...
It is a corruption! We know that!
He won because corruption.
Roger?
Hola, hola, hola.
Se crecio? It crashed, it crashed, hola.
Papu!
Hasn't changed the toilet, he's still on this Papu!
Thank you.
Thank you.
We won today.
We won today.
Yes, I did win.
Thank you.
Thank you
Have a good day guys.
Have a good day.
Have a good day.
Have a good day guys.
Why? You win?
Ah yeah, have a good day.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Thank you Gen Z for the five
Okay, so let's talk about it because I was being mad and I'm chillin' during that because
it was really overstimulating and just too much going on.
Thank you everybody for the gifted and the subs and everything.
So maybe a bit of a tie case, I guess in the end we won, it seemed like the verdict
was kind of giving tie, which is okay because it is just, you know, pixel block game like
adults on a pixel block game. I want to let you know we won today okay I did win
the case and you know what it did happen so maybe the evidence wasn't the best
but we did come out with a win yeah let's never do that again however it's
lagging right now it's bad time to lag. If I wouldn't have won there would be no
need to go hate on anybody. It is just role play. Everybody's trying to win whether they're
doing it the best way or you don't like what they're doing or what they're saying no matter
what anybody said. Okay, like really I don't even like seeing when I see a TikTok and it's like
somebody may be messing with me or doing something like it's okay. All right, like I don't even
take anything personal. It's not personal. It's just for fun. Even if we were to have lost
the case, quackity would have made the worst decision ever. It does not matter. It is okay.
So like in the future, if something happens, if there is another court case, I don't want to do
another one. That is too damn much. But like, hopefully, if it was the opposite, I mean, I would
have settled this the same, but I just want to say even though I won because like, I don't want
that to be the case. To see a video, I'm sure there would have been edits of me and people
would have been like, Oh my gosh, I can't believe this person said this and that. Like,
Like everybody's trying to win, everybody's trying to just have fun, like it is okay.
So anyways let me go serve my time.
shhh
Errr...
Hey, hey, hey, woke up!
We're going with the nice...
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Notice.
Katie, where is the jailer?
I'm
Job guys rats job just got rats. I'm actually
No, I guess that we don't deserve it so
Yeah, I guess right yeah, it was a great it was a great court case
It was a great guys you guys did well you presented great evidence and yeah
No, you are great. You are great. No, you know my outfit. Yes, you're out. Well, what
we need to work on is those five hot bags, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Let's get
on that. Yeah. Right now. Yes. I love you. I love you. Come here. Come here. We couldn't
be victorious today and that's okay your victories will come in another way yes
that's what I'm saying my five hotbacks one two three four and five please no no
I get to pick them I get to pick the box yes hat bags so I want one even peak
them to I want one of each bag and then I want okay I want two of blue ones
Okay, so two of blue ones and then one each right? Yes, yes
Hello Katie
There you go, Katie
Hello Forest
In a package, in a package, in a package
Thank you
Thank you
No problem
Yes, yes, how we help you
What's happening, Katie, what's happening?
Shit, what's happening? Why is this closed?
Oh, let's see what I got, let's see what I got.
Yeah, back.
Let's see what I got, let's see what I got.
Bro, I already have this one.
Everything is, like everything is good, like y'all.
Yeah, we settled our differences today and he's gonna get me my cats. I'm gonna
get him his grave and you know I have no enemies. I'm actually a princess who has
no enemies and yeah I don't hate everyone. I appreciate him. Yes, thank
So thank you. I don't know where is this jail time, you know, because I have to do something in 35 minutes. So like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ask Judge Quackery, let me see. Yeah, let me say. Well, if it's not gonna be ready in half an hour, then we can just do it another time, you know, right?
I can't even message him. Yep.
Let's go to the court, right? Yes. Yes. Yes.
after you finish it can you like come to see my store yes yes yes where is it at
the regime yeah it's near your headquarters okay when I get out I need
a tall glass of apple juice please I'm gonna be so thirsty yeah I didn't finish
yet but I want to show I'm learning a little bit but I want to show you the
my I want to see like your opinion on it yes yes yes I got you I'll see you
Just
Are you are you go did you lose the case?
It was it was a question out of show because you said something about Jill. Oh, no, it's the it's the one I'm going to the winners Joe so
It was oh J Simpson all over again
It was like there was like she was strangling a kitten on on the TV and she just was acquitted
It's an impressive job of where each other and I hope over kidnaps you take sure I was back
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, oh, I hope whoever takes you brings back
Nice
back to take you again. Bring me back as well. Oh, yes. Yes. It's so lovely to have you back.
We missed you so much. I'm so glad that you're back. That's what I was trying to say. Sorry.
I don't believe you. I think you're still sort of I, I, well, I was kind of musing them, but I
won the solstice election. Polish came. I think it's you're still. Oh, no, why? I mean,
I wasn't I was obviously through that election. You know, I didn't want to win because I didn't
want to be a target. So you got the haircut fixed. Oh, fuck me. Yeah, I need to honestly
orange jumpsuit right now. So I need to change. Yeah. Orange is the new black. Yeah. What
was her hair cut before then? Yeah, it was a lot of atrocious. I had a couple in between
the time that you were gone. I think fade and then I got some braids and stuff. So
I'm gonna say this in Dutch. So the guys understand more what I was. Oh, bro,
It looked like it was cut off with a hedge knife.
Ah, hedge, hedge clip.
You use hedge clippers on your head.
Oh, it's...
What the hell did he say to you?
Okay.
A hedge knife.
A hedge knife.
It looked like it was cut off with a hedge knife.
Oh, okay.
Oh, okay.
A hedge knife is such a typical Dutch word that they will always use like the
So let's go, ha ha scar, ha ha scar.
There's no precision when you use a ha ha scar
to fix someone's hair.
No.
And that's why it's all messed up.
But now you look beautiful again.
Thank you.
Yeah, it looks great.
Thank you.
I'm going to go.
I know, I'll be changed, don't worry.
Yeah.
I'll be back to normal.
I'm going to go thank my husband's guys.
For a cat strangler, that is.
Yeah, okay.
Watch your back, Shapo.
Watch your back.
Watch, yeah, watch your back, buddy.
Yeah, you don't know what's coming for you, buddy.
Yeah, watch it, watch it, watch it, watch it, buddy.
Oh yeah, you can actually get it.
No balloon, don't get used to it, kill the light.
It's fine, the guys, it's fine.
Oh, well that's just like auto, auto-raining trains.
It has a name, when I wrote something
when you mouse over it, you can see the name.
Yeah, I do see that, but if you can't put anything in it,
then it's as good as, as good as dirt, you know?
Let me try with a hopper.
Have you got any word or a chest on you?
No.
I'm going to nick it to get chests.
Yeah, yeah.
Just take whatever you want.
Can you be jumpsuit skin one?
I see those fucking antlers.
Come out behind that tombstone.
Come out behind that tombstone.
Me?
Yeah, you.
Me?
Oh, all right.
The fucking antler gave you away.
OK, OK, yeah, all right.
Why are you wearing antlers?
Were you fuzzy?
No, I was one of my guests.
I got the shittiest parts.
I like it.
Yeah
Oh, Graf, I just wanted to thank you. Oh
Is it work? Oh
Let's see. Oh
They create mode doesn't like stuff
What why are you on fire? He's not fuzzy. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, you're close. You're close
It's a furry. Okay. Yeah
Got it right next
I'm fucking bludgeoned the deer on my Acura NSX last June.
You have an Acura NSX?
Yeah, I had one. I got it back not too long ago.
That's terrible.
Yeah, 2000 NSX.
Yeah, it was.
Graf, I wanted to thank you so much.
I've been trying to get my hands on a...
Hold on.
No, no, you continue.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no, I want to hear about the Acura 200 NSX.
I really do.
For real.
Oh, I've been trying to get my hands on an infinity Q sexy.
Oh, yeah, I think of us burnouts.
I drive. No, I genuinely think they're very comfortable cars
and I don't need more than two doors.
I drive a JBL quantum 950X.
Just you and a beautiful woman in the in the passenger,
you know, and most likely my Italian Greyham in the back.
Okay in the trunk got it hell yeah like a little bit right right she got it we
should take this to my man cave your man cave yeah we could talk about cars we're
kind of working we're kind of like working on this mailbox oh do you need me
to check it out or so you can get mail yeah I'm trying to get mail okay all
righty well I wanted to thank my lawyer here my amazing lawyer seriously he
You did amazing work. Thank you so much. I appreciate all that you did.
Anything that lets me take a comeback at everyone is a good opportunity.
Yeah, you killed it. Thank you, King. And I'll see you in the next one.
Bye bye.
Did she just do an outro?
I don't know why it's been so laggy today, guys, pissing me off.
Today's been crazy.
It's like back to some bullshit.
On fucking court day.
When it takes it all.
T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T...
Okay, play on it.
Oh, an orange jumpsuit skin would be so sick.
We should have pre-thought of this.
I should have pre-thought.
Don't make one now, Chat, because I'm not going to need it again.
But fuck, I need one bad.
I'm trying to look at the skins to see if there's anything good.
Yeah, go back to the shiesty one.
I don't know, I'll just wear Erica today.
So,
shame aside,
is arguably like maybe a little bit extra dangerous as well yeah they don't
like the stabbing but they like the sawing motion talking about crazy
lazy ladies, right? Who invited this guy? Yeah, we just do the QSFB. That was Jeremy
Freezer. He called me when I was driving home and asked if I wanted to be on the QSFB and
he told me there are other players that suck at Minecraft as well. One of them is called
Katrina Bay. Yes. So you wouldn't feel left out. That's actually right.
Katrina Bay.
Sounds familiar.
Dead or loser.
Me?
Yes, you lost.
I won the case.
I won the case. Everybody heard it. I'm a winner.
I don't think you were paying attention to the video.
No, I'm sorry. Sorry.
I like to be really bad.
She lost the poll to the selection.
Oh my gosh.
What the fuck is going on?
Bro, what is going on?
Chat, like my shit is not showing lag.
And I've never had it where this chat is like going crazy.
I think that's so crazy.
Why is it doing this?
Why is it doing this?
Like my chat is like being weird.
Are you guys seeing this?
up a wood what?
Haha, cancelled my ass.
Well.
Canceled my ass.
Hello?
Who were you talking to last out there?
I can hear you.
Oh.
Oh, hello?
Looks like it didn't get cancelled.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, hello?
Oh, look at this little guy.
Look at this little sucker.
Yeah, got me in the ass.
Please, please sit, please sit.
So, who were you talking to last out there?
Listen, listen, Katie, I want to tell you something, you know?
Yeah.
I would like to apologize to you.
Really?
Really, yeah, sure.
Because we are off record right now right? We are in jail. I did kidnap your animals.
Well I know you kidnap them.
That's okay.
You know why I did it?
Because you hate me?
No.
Because I actually like you and this is what friends do
A little pranks
Oh, it's just a prank
Taking all of my cats was just a prank. Yeah
You know that I wouldn't steal cats from someone I don't know you know why why
because
Don't want to sit by that thing because I don't want to upset anyone but with you
I actually I actually enjoy spending time with you. I wanted to have a record case
Because I know we would have fun, you know in the end. It's just me cockroach and Eric a bee
It's fine
Wow
We have a question for you
Sure.
Server your sentence of 15 minutes and you will be free.
Good luck.
Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
Oh, look, we're over the city right now.
Are you actually insulting Kukurocha?
Yes, I don't give a fuck about him.
So.
Wow.
Yeah, look at him.
Look at that smile.
Look at that smile off your face, boy.
I don't know her.
I don't know her.
Yeah, he knows me and he agrees.
He's just not man enough to say it.
I mean I'm just in prison so you know I don't know her so sorry yeah I'm friendly
both get 15 more minutes now well congratulations Katie
congratulations just stay silent next time keep it up and you get more
We want more. We want more. We apologize. Everyone has an ad. Everyone has an ad. We want more 15 more minutes.
Now my sponsor ship is running. Congratulations. 45 minutes in total.
I'm not staying here for 45 minutes.
Then apologize. Okay, I'm sorry. Say sorry. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Say how sorry you are really. I'm so fucking sorry.
Seriously.
would you please accept the apology please cook or a child.
Cook or a child we can be friends we can be friends.
35 minutes.
Thank you cook or a child.
Is he going to sit there the whole time or actually feel like uncomfortable, you know,
one of my workers will release you in 45 minutes.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm not staying in here for 45 minutes like, I mean, look, check this out, I mean,
here for 45 minutes, like, I mean, look, check me out.
Yeah, so what are we going to do?
Don't do it.
OK, so OK, what do we want to put up on the walls?
Where did you go?
Oh, something happened to me otherworldly.
I mean, I mean prison all the time.
I, I, I don't want to take a trouble.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm in trouble.
I, I'm, I'm peacefully staying here.
I don't want to be linked with her.
I mean, do you got me like what is going on having like I better have a whiplash for
my neck right now. Oh my God, you will be actually in a
I mean you talk about no ventilation like that's look at that
How am I supposed to breathe in there?
Oh, not solitary dog, not solitary dog.
Good luck.
Good luck.
I mean, it is taking a minute to build it, so.
Anyways, what were we talking about?
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.
Yeah, push me to the back.
Okay, that's it. Where were we?
You are so stupid. First person at work on Kukurocho. First person at work. Where'd he go?
Bro! It's actually sad what's happening!
Yeah! He's looking at us. Oh, hello. Yeah.
So, I'm actually grateful that we can spend this time together.
You and me.
So what should we, was that actually your cat, the Federation?
Come on, be honest.
This is honesty.
the hour. Everyone, there's nobody here. Nobody can hear us.
Technically, I brought the cut, but the Federation member named him.
Okay, because I had a Federation guard, right on job. And I wanted to make friends with him.
So I got him a cut from exact place I brought your house.
And he brought a name tag and named him Federation. So technically, he's cut,
but on my job and I brought the cut. So technically 50 50, you know, okay.
yeah well whoopsies for killing nine why it was an accident i didn't mean to
so you know what happened to one of your cats that's missing is it dead if it's a
nesty hour yeah uh he he he drowned well which one
uh tiley or kyle
you can't you know what happened yeah i wanted to hang him on a death star is a girl right yeah
it's a girl okay yeah so i wanted to hang her on the depth star but i needed to build uh bridges you
know yeah and i had to set cut free for like three seconds so i can build a bridge right and the cut
cat went on the water under the bridge and drowned, only thing I heard was
yeah okay
so basically he decided to like end it all you know yeah resting piece Kylie
um yeah well Kyle I forget it's Kyle
no it was Kylie it was Kylie
there's somebody gifted 50 subs for that cat by the way so
and now the cat is dead
can I answer whispers in jail or are we like
I can. You can. I can? Yeah.
So.
Something's being built. Oh, oh, the camera. Yeah.
Uh-oh. Well, then can we be even be honest at all?
Wait, everyone, where were you on February 1st?
Uh, that again? Say it again?
Where were you on February 1st?
Why do you ask?
I don't know because that was part of our evidence in court was where you were on February 1st.
And I actually don't really know.
This is actually a sad day because on that day the limousine drove to my home
Yep
And they took me to
So basically
Even like when they say
Then I
Damn
Yeah
That makes sense
Wow
We'll spend the time in prison until eternity, you know, I was 45 minutes and you know what
will happen in 45 minutes.
Yeah.
They're gonna ask you if you are rehabilitated or something and you will say some stupid
shit.
Let's practice.
Extended again.
Let's practice.
Okay.
I'm a cook.
Okay.
Hello.
Are you rehabilitated?
rehabilitated fuck no 45 fucking years
extended fuck do it again hello are you
rehabilitated oh my gosh yes crew who
reshuffle so much better please release
me please I learned so much cuckoo
Okay, see the delays are part of the Lord, you know, that's true. That's true
Okay, you may go now
Okay, was that a good was that better
Now you go there you go there you go there you go wait
What wait, can you go? Can you go that way?
What what no no you can't okay oh fuck what I destroyed the plushie oh it's fine
it's fine it's fine yeah put it back I put it back so Katie what are you up to
I'm sorry, just a little distracted by your fucking chair.
What am I up to?
What am I up to?
Just business and business and business and business.
business just trying to find my husband really okay so it's kind of my only goal
you know that I will stay here until tomorrow actually will you yeah because
in 20 minutes I will be sleeping on this floor on this very floor yeah yeah
will you watch over me like you know yeah of course of course I'll see what
What happens when Kukurucho comes back?
How many more?
How much more do we have?
Ten minutes left?
No, we have, no, thirty-five minutes.
Yeah, thirty-five minutes.
I got a question for you.
Yeah?
Sure.
What's in your church basement, buddy?
Oh, a graft of everyone.
Radiation.
Why is that down there?
I have no idea. Maybe he put it down there, you know? I have no idea. I didn't know I have
no idea. I guess it's not on, I guess it's not honesty hour, I guess.
Okay. I did some dark rituals and it appeared there.
And what happens if you touch it?
Okay. So you didn't believe that graph puts the radiation there, but when I said I did
some dark magic, now you believe me. Oh, now it's honesty.
Why would the- why would Graf put shit in your basement?
Why would I do some dark magic? Am I a fucking Harry Potter?
Yes, you are Harry Potter!
Oh, I am a Harry Potter!
You are Harry Potter!
I am a Harry Potter!
Yes, you're Harry Potter!
Oh my fucking god, I cannot with you.
I actually cannot with you, you know?
What rituals are you trying to do?
Bring my husband now?
Fuck no, fuck your husband.
I wanted to bring back Ash's daughter.
Bro come on my hubby, come back my hubby.
Katie, I will be honest with you.
Yeah.
You deserve better than him.
You deserve better.
No.
Yes.
No, he is so good to me.
He is so good to me.
He loves me so much.
Even in my ugliest and my worst days.
He loves me.
Listen, listen.
The only thing he said is this.
but what the fuck what the fuck
what the fuck
yeah report this to the judge the animal abuser
no i'm not going back to court again i'm never suing anybody again
Why do you have this cardboard box on your head?
It's just because I'm embarrassed that I'm in prison.
Because I'm a good person.
How can you win the case but still be in prison?
Yeah, so you didn't win the case.
Well, I won it, but then why am I here?
It makes no sense.
Yeah, because you did not win.
We did not win.
Well, then why do I have Zhabka hat?
Kaylee, I have to tell you something.
It is honesty hour, right?
Yes, well, I thought it was, but...
Listen, I am actually dying.
I will tell you this.
I have only four days to live.
I did some dark magic and now I have to pay the price.
I have to build something really big, otherwise I will be dead and I'm not kidding.
You are the only one, you and Ash, that know this.
I resurrected his daughter and the ghost of his daughter told me that everything comes
with consequences and I have time until Sunday to build her a big altar underneath the church.
Oh my god, I was muted for that whole fucking time. I was muted for that whole time.
Oh, I thought you were just like...
No, no.
...living the moment.
No, I was fucking muted.
I thought this is my moment to shine.
No, no, no, no, no. I was not giving you the moment to shine at all. I was just trying
to figure out why the fuck I was muted. Okay, so you have four days to live. Sorry,
I'm trying to read. And you have to build something for Ash's daughter. And who
told you you only have four days the ghost what ghost where oh my fucking god
are you following the story I resurrected his daughter his daughter is a ghost I
was fucking muted trying to figure it out I'm sorry I didn't hear muted like
you couldn't hear me no like I was trying to unmute and I wasn't listening
wait start over again start over again start over again from when you said
four days start one from four days and let's do it again go I don't even
remember start from what is tell me the story tell me the story for me or point
of view Katie I have four days to live I'm not done
I have to, I have to build something if I want to survive, I fucking killed Ash's daughter
and I came back as a ghost and I have to build some bullshit if I want to live, that's something
like that.
Is it dark?
Do I sound that bad with this accent?
Okay, that's okay.
I will speak in Polish then.
I can't see subtitles.
No, no, no, no. How is it?
So you know pretty much the whole story.
Yeah.
I have to build an altar. Otherwise I will be dead.
I'll just build it. That seems simple. Simple easy task.
Just build it. Yeah. Just build it.
It doesn't seem... doesn't seem that hard.
Just build it.
You know how much materials do I even fucking need like 27 stacks of leafs
Will you help me Katie to gather some materials
Tell me all the things that you needed let me see
I don't have my checklist on me, but the list is really long.
What's in it for me?
You I will be alive so you will have your friend.
I
Has the checklist because I gave him
So all that I get is just is just you being here. Yes. Yes. Yes
We would be free by the way at this time if you didn't insult coo coo
Right, but do you see how we actually needed this moment right now?
Yeah, I mean, but now it can be on the list.
I'm going to need I'm going to need more. I'm going to need more than than that.
Sure.
Like what? Don't even say beacon because I don't have a beacon.
You showed me a beacon.
It wasn't mine. It wasn't mine. I need two things. Okay.
Free Jabka hats. You got Jabka hats already. More!
Can't you hear the Jabka hats? How much more? Ten packs!
Okay, but they yellow hats yellow packs. No, I need two of every pack eight packs two of every pack I
Need three things, okay, that's what bring me every material. No
It's gonna take me four fucking days. You're gonna die
Please get it
I'm joking. I might die. I might I listen to me. I need eight packs
I need you to pledge your loyalty to me and I need you to get some fucking oil for your chair
Listen to me Katie the oil won't do anything in this situation. We are fucked. I
Thought you're my bestie and my presence will be the the ultimate reward
But I guess I'm worth less than
Yes, Josh, I got you.
Will hats ever help you?
Will hats?
Thank you.
Will hats insult you?
No.
I will.
So what is worth more?
Some fucking hats or me?
Help me.
Survive.
For your mental health, I'm not going to answer the question.
But.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
Well, I don't want I don't want you to know I just listen I really enjoy the hats. Okay, just know I
Don't even my bestie at this point. She's helping me bestie
Bestie, are you even my bestie? Yeah, I don't know. I don't even know because I
Just needs three simple things and I will help you and I will be of I will be so much help to you
I will gather leaves, whatever you need.
I'll be putting them in chest.
Boom, boom, boom.
Okay, I will help you.
I appreciate Ash as well
and I would love to save his daughter.
Kaishka mya wa hainu bia
T'aunu teinu na
T'aunu t'aunu t'aunu t'aunu bia
Hainu bia, hainu na
You know what, Katie, if you don't want to help me
and you just want to see me die, then it's fine.
You know what we say in Poland, we meet in poverty, and I am in a state of poverty right now,
and Ash is helping me, and you want to steal the hats from me. That says a lot, you know,
about our relationship, about your intentions, about every fucking thing, you know. It's fine.
It's I'm not mad. I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
Well, I thought my bestie could get me just eight hats for some help.
8 hat, bags, person help.
But for what sake?
You didn't specify.
I need like 13 pages of items.
How much pages?
How many pages?
Can you actually fulfill?
I don't know what's on the list!
Just blind guess, you know?
What does it look like?
What does it look like?
5 stacks of wood, 10 stacks of iron, like, you know.
Okay, easy stuff, easy stuff!
I can do a lot. Okay.
So I need you to fill ten pages out of 13.
For the house.
I have I in your best interest, in your best interest,
like you do not want me doing that, you will fucking die.
Katie, I thought you're Katarzyna.
I have your best interest.
I know Katarzyna.
And that's OK.
But I'm trying to save you.
I care.
If you leave 10 pages up to me, you will be dead.
What the fuck I just saw on the announcements?
Josh, thank you for the 50 gift that I got you!
We need to reschedule fortnight.
Why? Tomorrow?
Or maybe not.
Why?
Because the server will be closed.
We'll be closing.
Wait, check the announcements.
I will check it myself.
on Sunday. That's on Sunday, though. Yeah. Yeah. So what does that have to do with tomorrow?
Because you want to be maybe we can play fortnight on Saturday, right? So we can we can
I won't be here on Saturday. I won't be here on Saturday.
Oh, you won't be there? Okay, okay.
Wait, then I have one day less!
I'm even more fucked!
Because I cannot do it on Saturday.
I mean, we could do it on Friday or something, but Graf has trivia.
Wait, I'm dead.
Well, I will build you a grave.
How are you going to do this and get all of my cats back?
Wait, I am actually dead.
This is really bad because you're going to die too without getting me my cats.
I have to go in six minutes.
On friday there is trivia and then the server is off, saturday it's not on
I'm actually dead
Oh, I mean I have tomorrow after fortnight
Fuck
Guys, you're after me. It's my fault. The server is going to be down. This has nothing
to fucking do with me. Will you draw the Urca for me?
Before you die or after you die? Although after I die. On my funeral, you know?
I am fucking dying when did they want it on they wanted it on Saturday on Sunday
Sunday is the deadline so but Sunday is the deadline but if the Sunday will be
like if the Saturday will be off then I have time until Friday yeah so you
actually are losing like two days wait right so you have tomorrow and only
Friday and tomorrow was supposed to be fortnight I am fucking dead it's fine
it's fine you know why because Cochran is will live anyway and maybe the
the doctor is just bluffing you know maybe she won't kill me
No, realistically, it needs to be extended by two days, realistically.
How do you talk to her?
I pray, I will pray tomorrow.
Are you still there?
Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah, I will, I will just pray, you know.
You're gonna pray and ask for an extension?
Yeah, for like two days, right?
Because I lose two days, so I need two days.
Okay, and do you think she's gonna accept that?
No!
How's Prisa?
Who texted you that?
I...
Slut.
Where did you talk to her at?
In the church.
in a church but that's that's my stuff I like have my stuff and then who do you
know like oh that's it's not like you go to her house and like hello I want to
speak with you it's like a ritual you know that's everything is fucked up
damn yeah that's not really much time with honestly unless you get everybody's
help you might be cooked to be honest with you yeah and you can do it right
now so no no I have to live in two minutes actually sleep in this prison
okay I'll protect you I'll watch over you thanks bestie you're welcome bestie I'll
try my best to help you but really pray hard for that extension
oh yeah I mean if you will go to sets and pray then yeah maybe it will happen
You know because they told me that they mean not date the the the the daughter that
Wait, did she say I have seven days or I have time until Sunday. I think she said seven days, but if we are all asleep
And the day didn't actually pass, you know
So maybe by default it's two days extended because no one will be you know
We are we are gonna be frozen in time actually, right?
Whatever helps you sleep at night, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Because in role play, what the fuck does it mean that the server will be disabled?
It doesn't, it's like, it cannot be explained, right?
So if the server is disabled, then we are frozen inside.
Sunday will be Friday.
What's up, we have no fucking idea.
Oh one hour after the...
Yeah
Yeah
Um
I don't know, I didn't speak to Ash's daughter so I don't know what they told you
Kaśka, Katarzyna B is fucked
You could though
I have to sleep in the...
In the...
In the prison cell
Rest in peace
Bye-bye
Wait but Monday is my day of all my fucking god I cannot
Hello Federation Girl, I need to sleep in this cell because I need to be as hello.
See, that was I was.
How did they spend it?
Huh?
We spend it really well.
Oh yes, we are ready to get out. Thank you.
Are we free?
Perfect.
Hey, I'm here too.
It's time for them to be free for the moment.
Oh, thank you, kurwa perfect timing!
For the moment?!
Thank you!
Thank you, thank you, Federation Guard!
Katie, au revoir!
Bye, au revoir, au revoir, au revoir, au revoir.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Me, me, me, me, me, me!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
That was a big drop.
Kiyomi?
Enjoy the island.
Okay, for all of you guys saying help everyone, why would you not help him for the lore, for
the lore, why would you not help him for the fucking lore?
He has two fucking days to do it. I said I would help him and I'm not gonna be on QSMP tomorrow
So all there is is like an hour on Friday that I can maybe gather some fucking leaves. So please
please
It's okay. I like it's
We'll just see what happens like he could ask a million other people. It's his thing
It's his like I'll try I'll try to help out his fucking lore, but I mean
Like what am I supposed to do cry in front of him if he dies honestly
I'm sorry but rip but not my monkey not my circus you know what I mean like I
sell a business I still have a husband to get back
I need to go get XP, who messaged me?
We've seen the end of Toxic Duo, we've seen the end of Toxic Duo, we've seen the end of Toxic Duo.
Bro, he's going to get on every day.
We have not seen the end. You guys can't cling on to just like certain parts of the roleplay. Everything is going to change.
The QSMP is going to be for months, and so much shit is going to change.
Like, I'm literally gonna see him the next time I'm on.
So how is it the end?
Oh wait.
What the fuck is this, XP?
Is it off?
Oh, this place sucks.
I don't even know if it's on, bro.
I feel like it's on.
And he's also, he's not going to die and never be here.
Something may happen and look, if I want to save him I'll save him.
But it doesn't sound like he's going to be getting my cat city times.
Okay, what have I done here?
Okay, 20 levels.
Oh my gosh, it's been four hours?
Yeah, that court case took forever.
Okay, I feel like I should keep killing them because what's going on?
guys, yeah, let's seriously calm down. We don't even need to go over it. We don't, like,
I can handle it. Everything is okay. Just, like, help with this, like, what is going
I might stream on Sunday, because oh yeah, yeah, do I have to serve more time?
Okay.
It's time to use these Fortnite.
Okay.
So, I'll go see, uh,
I'll go see a forest in a second
All right tomorrow, I'm assuming we're still doing for tonight unless everyone is going to change it up
Oh, I see more there unless he's gonna change it up tomorrow. I'm going to play
Fortnight and subnautica so it'll be probably a pretty long stream
I think we're gonna play for and I feel like three ish hours and then
and then play Sennotica after.
But the 49 is at like 1 PM my time.
So it's gonna be early again,
but I'll be on for a minute.
And then Friday, I'll probably do graphs trivia at like three,
then the server is gonna shut down after
and then I'll switch to something different.
Maybe me and Riley do back rooms,
maybe I'll do Tomodachi.
I'll do something on Friday.
And then off on Saturday, Sunday, I'll probably stream
whatever event they're trying to do for this QSMP.
I'm probably going to stream it.
And then next week, we'll just do whatever.
I'm just gonna, I don't know what I'm gonna play,
but more games, more of this.
I need to, I mean, I need to find my fucking husband
and do a little bit on the HQ.
That's like my goals.
But I'll definitely play some other shit
So we'll figure it out, whatever I feel like playing.
But I feel like two things.
I think sometimes there is, you know,
telling me what to do on the, it's with QSMP,
there's telling me what to do, this and that.
Half the people are like, okay, don't tell her what to do.
The other half is like, why are you not reacting?
I'm just doing this and that.
We should know by now on QSMP, not to meta game.
I'm gonna play my own game.
I'm gonna do it the way that I want to do it.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
We all know, but then also like,
let's try not to argue with each other
or even like, you know, freak out on each other
when shit, when I am like saying to like,
stop telling me this and that, like, let's just say it.
Let's move on.
The mods will, you know, time people out
when they're doing shit.
So, you know, yeah, just a block game,
but it's like, I get how it gets serious.
does feel like real I guess in the role play can feel real but it's not so because I don't know I don't
know I think sometimes I get annoyed with people being like you should react in this way or you
should do this on the game or she needs to be doing this or she needs to be playing this but
But then it's also annoying when people are like coming for those people.
Like I can just handle it and it'll be like okay, just yeah we're just really good actors
but the mods can handle it, I can handle it, you know, it's not that big of a deal, okay?
Cause like I also hate when people are like her chat is insufferable, it's insufferable
and I'm like I'm gonna be honest with you like I get on stream every day and I get
off and I feel great. I love it. I have fun. It's not insufferable for me. There's so many
good people in the chat. There's so many funny people. There's so many people who
help me on the game and love coming in here and watching me every single day.
So it's like there's two ends of it that kind of piss me off.
But if you feel how you feel, that's okay. Just keep it to yourself.
Try and spread love if it's insufferable for you. You just don't have to watch
I get that certain things in the chat can be annoying they can be I do get annoyed with certain things
But I will let you know when I am I will handle it and it's okay
It's like not as big of a don't want everybody to be grouped into this one thing Dan Phantom. Thank you for the five
Josh I will get you that Kylie cat. I don't know if I'm gonna do it today
I am gonna go talk to Therese and I might hop off after this.
But yeah, I love, like I've been having so much fun,
like streaming these past couple months with the QSMP,
with other games, playing the backrooms with Riley,
like whether you watch and you chat or you don't,
I've just been like enjoying it and having fun.
And what does it make it enjoyable
is when I, you know, like see the shit like that.
It's like it's insufferable than this and that.
Or, you know, it's like,
Why is she not playing this game or that game?
But it's never going to end.
Like that is always going to be out there.
People are always going to say it.
So just have to move on and play what I want to play.
There's so many good people in the chat and like,
so I really appreciate all of you guys.
Shout out to all the subbies and resubbies today.
Shout out to all of the followers and watchers today.
It was a good court case.
We did win it, respect, gains, respect, thank you.
And thank you all right now.
I appreciate it.
I love all of you.
It can sometimes be in,
right now, really?
Really?
When I'm having it?
You're shouting.
When I'm having a meeting right now?
I'm having a meeting right now.
Moonbeam, thank you for the 10.
Yes, sorry, I don't mute.
I don't mute.
I don't have a mute button.
No, come up here.
Come up here, please.
was a fucking trauma dump in a half. Come up here and be my guest. Come up here, please.
Sit at the end of my table, please. Come here. Where's the stairs? I don't know where the
second level of this place is. I was gaining so much respect and I have no fucking food
in my inventory. Bell of a crash out. I wasn't crashing out. I was actually not crashing
out. Now I'm about to crash out. Now I'm about to. I just speak loudly. No, I just speak loudly.
You sure? Please. End of the table, please.
So, how may I help you today, sir? I just wanted to see if you were okay. I mean, holy
shit. Oh yeah, I'm chilling. I just got out of prison, so I just learned a lot when I was in there.
You know, I had a lot of new, I had a lot of new revelations.
Revolations that I'm the fucking boss.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, it was.
No, no.
I like that. I like that. I like that. Yeah, I just, um, that's good. I was just, you know,
confidence. Yeah. I didn't really learn anything up there, to be honest. I was up there for a minute.
It was actually terrible. It stuck me up there for like 45 minutes. You were there with
everyone, weren't you? Yeah. And then he had to leave. And so they just let us out.
It was supposed to be 45 because I was being a, I was being a little naughty up there
there because you're your boss. Yeah. I was TP in out of there and they couldn't contain
me because I'm a fucking boss. Dude, everyone. Never mind. No, say it please. I just like
there's such a there's such a way that he speaks that is just so unique. You know,
Yeah, like he'll just he'll he just starts, you know, yeah, and you never know what's
going to happen.
Yeah, and then it's often like a really sad tale, like he weaves this web.
Yeah, he's a liar actually.
Is he a liar?
He's a liar.
Oh, right.
You sued him.
Yes.
Did you win that?
You both ended up in prison.
Yeah, I did.
But it's kind of a tie, honestly.
Quagri was kind of, you know, took the easy way out in my opinion.
Yeah, no, he wasn't really paying attention to this.
Yeah, I don't think he was.
I was in his pocket the whole time.
Yeah, so.
But why do I have particles on me?
What the hell?
I don't know.
You have a problem with that.
Yeah, this is not the time.
I actually don't know why.
Oh, I have nourishment on.
You have nourishment?
Yeah.
Hey, can I show you something?
I've been working.
of course please working hard they call me nimrod workman okay I will I'm not
calling you up but yeah I might need to make this a staircase because nobody
seems to know all right come on you're gonna love this second that's just
go back to schlatton coe they call me the green thumb kdb they call me the
green fuck they call me the green what the hell
okay okay greenery okay save the trees okay oh the windows look good yeah
Yeah, I've re-git it all!
This is beautiful! Why the fuck did you do that?
I was bored!
And then the sta- where'd you move the statue to?
Oh, that's gone entirely.
Yeah, I- I took that- that had to go.
Really?
That had to be torn down, yeah.
Can I have the images of it? Do you have the images?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me drop those, I'm gonna put it in my HQ actually.
You can have the images.
Appreciate it.
That's fine.
Should I have asked? I'm sorry.
Oh, what's down here?
I don't act like don't be don't be cute with me. I know you've been fucking stealing shit out of here for the past month
They're in here
Yeah, that unless I mean you can take the ones with with with my face and shit
That's not gonna all right. I'll take sure I'll take yours I guess
Okay, you got to stop with the particle thing
Okay, then I'm gonna have to leave because I don't know why I honestly don't
It's probably
Everybody's after me. They have me on watch. Can I tell you what I'm gonna put here? Well, yeah
It's I mean it's both of our islands. So I feel like I want to put a big a big
beautiful lighthouse. I will build lighthouse. Yeah, I will build
lighthouse. It's going to be big and you're going to be able to go up
this thing and you're going to be able to see it all, you know,
how tall? I don't know. I'll build it until I run out of
shit. Oh, I like that. And what are we going to do with it?
We can just put people up there and tell them to like work
the shift okay you know maybe that could be like a punishment like if someone
wrongs us this is all boom you're gonna work this shift you're on watch bitch
yeah yeah or we could have them we can have them work the crank yeah crank it
bitch a crank all the way over here you see my crank I didn't see the crank now
come see the crank I'll be leaving you may all this to become all the green
this green night bullshit I'm on I had to cut down a lot of wood and then get a
lot of saplings so this is my crank so look you put a little sapling on it and
okay don't don't stand near it that'll shut you up yeah okay okay that'll make
quick work of those shins oh so look big trade yep see it all right now all
Crank it
You're gonna hold it. Yep. Oh, okay. Now what's happening? Now watch watch watch
No
Harvest the whole thing so and so what did you got you got more trees?
Yeah, it gives you more saplings and wood and shit, you know, and so I just I just I've been cranking it all day trying
to get all the satellites for this green night shit green night shit is that what I'm
supposed to call you the green night you can call me the green night if you want what a
shitty movie the green night yeah who the fuck is the green night just such a just such
an intellectual that's different than the green lantern oh yeah totally different
guy oh yeah I never had a green night went on this whole whole quest about like finding
a princess and then you got to the end and then the green night story was like you're
gonna die at this little final resting spot and then a guy that was dressed like a tree
came up and he was like, all right, I'm here to kill you. And then the green night was
like, what, that's it. And then the tree guy goes, what else ought there be? And then
he kills him and then at the movie ends. Oh, I feel like I just watched it. Wow.
So sometimes I just say that, what else ought there be?
And it makes me feel better about the,
you have a sorry state I see this world in, you know?
This world?
What else ought there be?
Yeah, all of it.
I know, it's brutal out there.
I'm glad that we can agree on that
because we're, I think, the only two people
with a brain here, you know?
Ain't that right?
Yeah, ain't that right?
They're just not like us out there.
They're really not.
And that's why we live over here.
That's why we keep it over here.
We keep our shit on this side and they can keep their shit on that side.
You know what I'm saying?
Uh huh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Uh, do you want like a formal entrance to your little like bunker thing?
Oh, cause we can make that.
It's a little more official because it's kind of sad in its current state
I would mind if you want us if you want to be under I don't care
Yeah, I don't make a lot of viewers your big time now, so it helps me okay
Yeah, it's going to trying to sell like you know trying to sell my products. Yeah, I'll promote it shit
We can have like I don't know. We just have like a bigger entrance like if you if like if we want to get
like
bus this whole it
Is what the fuck is that?
Wait, are you in it?
What?
Oh, God, this might be...
Oh, my God!
This is Angel Relics!
Holy shit!
This is my shift from like day one!
I'll take those diamonds.
Wait, wait, that's kind of like Finder's Keepers though.
I mean, okay, you want 16 diamonds?
You need 16 diamonds?
You're in need of 16 diamonds?
No, I don't need 16 diamonds.
You know I need 16 diamonds.
I've been trading, I've been margin trading triple leverage semiconductor stocks.
I really don't need much of anything anymore.
Okay.
Yeah.
Whatever the fuck that means.
That's good for you.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Permanent underclass.
Permanent underclass.
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
Congratulations.
But no, an entrance definitely could do something better because now everybody knows at first
I was trying to be like undercover with my house, but apparently everybody fell.
Uh huh.
So there it is.
There's my roast poultry in here.
I gave you this.
What makes you think that's yours?
Well, I probably gave it to you as a gift.
Well, thank you.
We could have like this.
I put the lighthouse up and then we
can have like a secret hatch on the lighthouse
that you can go into your base.
OK, you're cooking.
Yeah, because I don't like you skulking around
the back of here.
Sometimes I feel like like I'm like where the fuck did my leaves go?
Is this I didn't do that. Would you start a fucking fire? I did not do that
I'm barely even over here and who did be?
Fuck
Fucking repairing that no, no, I'm repairing that. That's some bullshit. That's some bullshit
I'll repair that quickly trust me bullshit. That's actually fucking bullshit on our island bullshit
Okay, God this piss me off
Do you probably throwing your cigarette butts out on the I know I need to do better and I need to put it in the water
It can't be doing that the water right there. Throw it into the water. I know I need to do it in the water
I keep forgetting. I probably accidentally start a fire. They love that fucking tobacco
Well, when are you going to get started on that lighthouse?
Well, I don't know. Probably not today. I'm bored and probably going to log off.
But, you know, I just wanted to show you what was happening so that you didn't see this and get, like, scared.
Yeah, I would definitely would have jumped, so I appreciate it. It looks beautiful. You're a great landscaper.
Thanks.
You have a great vision. Even your home.
Well, my, uh, my landscaper, never mind.
I'm threatening to sue my landscaper currently, he did a lot of fucked up shit.
What did they do?
That's it.
No, no, no, no, no, it's okay.
Are you sure?
You don't want to talk about it?
Yeah, I don't want to talk about that.
Okay, maybe a different time.
Yeah, also we got the bedrock out, I don't know if you noticed that.
That's gone.
Yeah, how'd you do that?
Oh, Graf came by with this concoction, this whole contraption and he had a lever and he
had a crank.
He cranked that thing.
Yeah.
That was the best person to know.
He was cranking that thing like I'd never seen anybody crank it before.
Oh, Graf can crank.
I've seen it.
Oh yeah.
He's good at that.
You don't want to call him?
You always should call him?
Crank.
Yeah.
I'm going to say that next time I see him.
Yeah.
He'll be like, why are you calling me?
Is it crank?
He probably won't even question it, to be honest.
be honest he won't he won't he won't even say anything about that because he knows he knows
wow see you bye
I want some apple juice, I want some apple juice, I want some apple juice.
Coco?
Coco?
I want some apple juice.
I want some...
Woo!
Gumber!
Yes!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
This is beautiful!
Gumber.
Gumber.
Wait, really?
Yes!
Sorry, yep, got it.
The apple on top!
Oh!
Yeah, did you saw it?
This is lovely!
Wait, really?
Did you like it?
Yes, I love the tables!
This is so good for girls and for boys.
Oh my God, it's so good.
Yeah, this is toilet.
Yeah.
I'm gonna use this one right now.
Ooh, let me use this one.
Okay, don't forget to close the door, Katie.
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
I just, like, I need to put tube two.
I forgot.
Woo!
No sinks?
I don't wash my hands.
Okay.
Thank you.
No sinks?
I don't wash my hands.
Okay.
Thank you.
I just removed the water from the boys' bathroom to put it on girls.
Oh, okay.
Well, thank you.
No, this is amazing.
So beautiful in here.
Such cozy vibes.
Yeah, and here's like four couples like sits you and tomato you sit here. This is gonna be our first date when I get him back
Yeah
Like I really like miss tomato what's happened to him?
well
right now the Federation
currently has him and
He cannot talk to me. They will not let him speak to me and he has to do whatever they say
He's been kidnapped by them.
Oh, he's not talking with you at all?
Like not even looking at you?
Not even looking at me, not even talking to me, nothing.
Oh my gosh.
But he's been leaving me signs.
So I know that he still loves me and cares about me.
Really?
Sign like what?
Like he, what he like, hold you, sign.
What the hell is Coco doing right there?
He's been leaving me notes and stuff.
What the hell is Coco doing?
Where's Coco?
Coco?
Oh, trust me.
Coco doesn't want to mess with me.
No, I'm saying Coco, though.
Yeah, Coco is a coward like I just gave him like an apples you don't fuck with Coco
No, no, he's a cute guy, Loki, he's a cute guy, he just loves Goseb too much.
What is he doing?
How is he doing?
Wait, how do you see him?
Like you have strong eyes, okay, I have one eye, but how do you see him?
Yeah, how are these eyes working for you?
They've been good.
Oh, these are the best eyes I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And look, look, there's these eyes, but I like these, too.
Ooh.
Because it's from you, you know?
You can pull off any eyes seriously.
Wait, really?
Yeah, truly.
Mm.
Yeah, look, this one is better for me.
me like I really like it yeah you can see farther I'm sure yeah and I can't see
farther what else do you need to do with the place I'm just like designing the
place and didn't finish it like I'm just doing some stuffs and when are you gonna
be open tomorrow maybe tomorrow I'm gonna open it no I might not be here
tomorrow that's okay I'll visit when I'm on oh okay you know what I'm just gonna
open it like whatever you hear like it's not it's not serious it's really not
serious like because I honestly want to come to the grand opening so bad I want
to be the first customer line I'm gonna order all of your stock
WK you're like you're my best customer for now because you're the only one
Mining apple juice
Oh
This is me me repaying you for the yeah, I have a lot of money
You're rich
Yeah, no big deal. I won the court case today. So, you know, I got I got money I got money to spend
What's what's happened to you between you and federation like
did you go hurt fuck those guys no they didn't even touch me not even touch
they didn't touch me I was fighting them and I was basically killing one of them
and then they were just like being weird so don't worry about the Federation how
protects you from anybody the Federation the North the regime anybody
touches you you call me hey that's skating with that I know let's go yeah
I'm back your prime your prime is gonna back Katie you're
Your fucking lock and this is
Here what did you do to cable? Yeah, buddy if you touch if you touch here, I will touch you bro
Tell him. Tell him.
Uh-oh. Who's this? Touch, touch, touch it and see what's, what is gonna happen, bro. Touch it and see what is gonna happen.
You're, you're, wait, wait, wait, wait, read this, read this, read this. What the hell is this problem?
Read this book. Wait, take it, take it.
All right, let me see.
Do the federation instigation you are to be observed for a few minutes until we are such,
I don't know with the information. I'm not allowed to answer questions. Please continue with what you're what team what did he mean?
I didn't get a low key.
Wait, he said, I am an idiot. Nobody loves me and I am a chat.
That's basically what he's saying. It's basically all he's saying, truly.
A whole bunch of nothingness. Like his face! A whole bunch of nothingness in words.
I'm gonna drop him the book back.
Bro, what did you mean by this, like, explain more? I didn't get it.
Okay, no. What he's saying? What he's saying is he's just gonna sit here and watch us for a few minutes.
Oh.
I don't know why he's saying that.
I swear if this Apple juice store anything happened to him I'm just gonna like put a bomb
on the server.
Exactly.
No if something happens I'm gonna be so mad.
I'm gonna exo-blood the island.
I'm not gonna enjoy the island.
I'm just gonna be not enjoying the island.
Okay Federation and administrator.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Touch my Apple store and see what's happened.
what's happened see what happens see what happens really no Federation anymore
and even the sheep guy I mean baby is gonna kill you I will nuke this entire
server if something happens this apple juice store you hear me yeah and tell
your little friends that too Loki your sheep face is cute what's what are you
with the cat with the with the hearts like you have so much I know I love
the hats they're so fun I can do anything this is me when I'm mad when I'm mad at
the Federation oh this is fire yeah
well you can observe us talk about how delicious and amazing this apple juice
is that's all that we are talking about so you're basically getting a whole
bunch of nothing burger should I give him one should I give him one apple yes
see what he does with it.
Put it in his pants.
Take this apple, bro.
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eat it, my bro.
What are you staring at?
Don't eat it. I dare you not to eat it.
Bro, you're not the statue
of the freedom, bro.
You're not aura farming.
No, he has no aura.
Well, I actually feel bad for him.
Actually, I'm actually starting to feel a little bit bad for him
Because he's standing here and he thinks he has so much aura and he thinks he's so tough in his little suit
In his little tie that he tied this morning, in his little hat, in his tight-fitted pants
But unfortunately, he actually has zero aura to him
And he actually looks like a lame
Bro, Kayle can mog you so hard
Like so hard
You can't even do anything about it
Like you came to the wrong business buddy
He's lucky it's not a mogging contest right now
He's just standing and doing nothing bro, he's thinking of the aura
He just have zero aura
Okay, what are you gonna do as an administrator say something I dare you
Why can't you go bro, you're not ready for us
Oh, he wants you I actually think he thinks you're cute. I'm not kidding
How can you tell I'm I don't know he's just a creep guy cuz look look at he's looking at you
Look at that he wants you oh my god he wants you wait I'm gonna crack his his neck
I'm gonna make him like make it 360. I think you want you to crack his back
Wait, yeah, yeah, yeah, look cracking from back. Yeah
What the hell? What the hell is wrong with you? Are you serious?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you a small business owner? Really?
You're gonna harm a small business owner? Get the hell out of here!
Get walking buddy! Get walking buddy! Get to walking!
Scram! Scram! Scram! Scram!
Go go in bathroom blue bro. Come in bathroom. Go go in.
Go in. I'm gonna put you in bathroom.
Shove his head in the toilet
Go in the bathroom. I'm gonna like put your head in the water. I'd make it and then make you drown
Go go little fuck. Oh look look he likes your business. Look at him. He's sitting down. He actually I think he wants an apple juice. I
Don't know he's if he's like emoting because I see him like just staring
he's just blocked for me oh he is yeah he has yeah well he's every team listen
to me if you mess with him if you mess with this store you have bigger things
coming your way you don't know my power you do not know my power and trust me
buddy you do not want to see it okay leave him alone you mess with the
You get the horns buddy
Why is not loading still
Yeah, let's take a lot of time look I'll describe his fit. He's got some black shoes on he's got skinny jeans
Oh, he's wearing green!
He's got green on.
And it really does, it makes his eyes look terrible.
It's not doing him any justice.
If you notice, like, his shirt color, it's like poison color.
So he's bad.
Yeah.
That's what he thinks. He thinks it's poison, but little does he know he just looks like a green little bug.
Then I'm gonna squish! I'll squish you like a bug, buddy!
Come. No!
pull up the sword
yeah I have one of those two
you're not the only one here
bro eat the slime
because you're green
eat this bro
eat this
trash
I didn't give him a sandwich
I didn't give him that
I don't know what the fuck he got
huh
yeah
what is that
Slimeball. I actually need this for my trampoline. I'm gonna be using that slimeball.
Okay, what is he, what is he doing now? Like what's your purpose of being here?
Ferris, did you do something bad? Did you do something bad because he is really looking at you.
Katie, I'm just building my apple juice. I know, I know you're an innocent man.
This is an innocent man. You have the wrong person. Please leave this innocent civilian
alone sir pretty please this is an inefficent civilian oh what's he looking at bro he he's
just trying to orb on for no reason wait keep moving what oh wait he respect me oh okay
pull the respect thing and ah he's just said goodbye in Japanese way oh he's
Japanese oh he was just a Japanese okay oh so we should talk with him like
Arigato kuzai mas hola amigo no not hola amigos I mean
Hello
How are you guys good?
Fine after after spending so much for a long time with them. Oh my gosh. Yeah, no, I'm I'm okay prison
Prison can't handle me. Let's just say that let's just say that one more case
Like we can sue him again. Oh, no, no, it's okay. It's totally okay. Oh good. Oh good. No worries. No worries
We won. Let's take our went
Hey, Sean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just building my apple juice. You know, you have a carrot here
Yeah, I just put it by accident. I don't know how to remove it
That's okay.
But I think I know how.
I'm just gonna put the sandwich.
I think if you remove the stuff, then you can remove the...
Yeah, I do it.
Let's go.
Yo, okay, wait, hold on.
I'm gonna make a push-up competition, okay?
Okay, yeah.
When I say 3, let's all make a push-up.
Let's see who goes longest. 3.
Ok, 1, 2, 3, let's go.
1, 2, 3.
6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 49, 50.
What if it's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,
and the answer is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 60, 60, man.
Oh my gosh, guys, good show.
That was amazing. You guys want me to look?
It's gaining gigaproof.
I just, I do them a lot.
Don't worry about it.
You guys, are you okay?
CPR?
I mean with one punch you have to kill the Federation
I will. If anybody is going to take them out, you're looking at her.
Yep, got a good look.
I mean, you do look like an octopus.
Yeah.
How about this?
This looks cute.
Oh, no, this is big brain. It's big brain. Yep. I thought it was like being hot. Yeah
We should have a drink to celebrate our win today before I hop off
I'm gonna try to make apple juice my apple juice is not ready yet, so I have to make it
Where's my apple juice to make apple juice? I think all you need is the all-purpose food press and apple in a glass bottle. I think
Me to make an apple juice. Oh, I just ran out of my all-purpose food press
Okay, come here. Come here. Let's take one each on take one Katie and let's drink it outside because
Yeah, I have like nine stacks of apples if you want.
Yeah, I'm done.
I have enough apples. I'm good. Thank you though.
That's good shit though.
I actually don't eat it. It happens but I like this.
Oh, no, I'm just going to make like more Apple stuff like an Apple pie.
An Apple.
Oh, that's good.
Oh yeah.
An Apple car. I'm going to make apples.
I'm going to make apples.
I'm going to make apples.
I'm going to make apples.
I'm going to make apples.
An apple car. I'm gonna make apple stuff.
Fuck an apple.
I have an apple chair as well. You know you could make an apple chair.
Yeah.
And maybe you'll make apple cream frosting.
I'm gonna make apple spaghetti.
It's delicious.
Yeah. I'm gonna sell enchanted apple and gold apple.
What the fuck, seriously?
Yeah, I like that.
But the enchanted apple is gonna be so expensive.
Like if you are fucking rich, you're only gonna buy it.
Like if you're Elon Musk, if you're Mr. Beast, you're only gonna buy it.
Oh, so I'm sure I'll be able to buy it, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, thank you guys for the drink.
I'm gonna drink this with you.
Thank you guys.
Oh, you're not including my salary.
Yeah, let's talk payment.
payment. Yeah, we forgot about the payment. What were you thinking for payment? How about
how about for now let's let's I don't know what I need. Let me think, let me think like.
I'm sitting down because I can't keep.
Oh, so you have to sit down to think.
Yeah, I'm trying to think like what I need to think.
That's a payment.
Um, uh, I just was too strong, man.
Oh, I mean, one diamond is enough.
One diamond.
No, I need something, I need something.
Do you need any ash?
Or do you need possibly any horse steak?
Okay, I know what I need.
Yeah, I need a no questions asked.
Okay.
With conditions, you can add any conditioning point.
Okay.
Which I will redeem this favor in future, okay.
Is that fine?
Oh, it's like a favor thing?
Yeah, yeah.
Favorite thing, yeah.
Oh!
Yeah, I just wanted to make sure my apple juice is good.
Oh, it's delicious.
Thank you so much.
And do I have to agree to the favor?
No questions ask favor, you know, no questions ask favor. No questions ask favor. No questions ask favor is for example, if I if I come to you and say Katie, you need to, you know, need to be at this point for five minutes. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You have to do that without asking.
Let me run this by my assistant.
Or if I say like go and
That's a fine, so if I tell you that go and
Tense fans to come at this position of this
Components, okay, you know what without asking why and where
I got you I got you I got you give me the book right now
Yeah
One no question
Be
Fine
Let me consult with my lawyer really quickly
Do you think this is a good deal?
Honest it looks shady with that guy. I know no questions. That's I just don't want him to like screw me over
I don't do anything too crazy, but I think that that guy always helps you so I know I feel like you wouldn't I just
Don't feel like you would
condition. Maybe the condition can be there. It shouldn't hurt you. Okay, condition. Okay,
nothing that hurts me or makes me sad. And right here, I'm going to sign that book. Sign
Sign it. Sign that. Drop it back. Oh, Sean. I signed the agreement, buddy.
Oh, thank you so much. Oh, yeah, of course. Thank you. Thank you.
Oh, I see you added a condition. Yes, I did. Is that okay?
Very wise, very wise. Yes, I did. I'm a really good lawyer, so.
Yeah, that's the one I guess. Yeah, one of the best. You want me to case? Yeah, so that's the least I could do for him.
I should write it about in the Q News.
Yeah, I would.
But that should be top story.
Katie, let's take a photo.
Come here.
No.
Come here.
You're wearing like a suit.
Yeah.
Clean.
Clean.
Let's take a photo.
What pose is that?
I wanna give the scene.
Clean, clean.
Do you have a camera to keep the old photo?
I don't, don't, don't take one.
And look forward.
I don't have camera, okay. I'm just gonna take a screenshot.
Don't, don't, don't do this. I take screenshots of this.
Because I have a low quality.
I got it back so much.
Of course. Thank you gentlemen.
I will see you in the next one.
Three, two, one.
Wow, wow.
You know what, Sean and Graf, they did cook today.
They did.
With the lack of evidence, they cooked.
W, Sean and Graf.
Look at my lawyer dog.
We won the case.
Everyone may die in four days, but he will be on tomorrow when we play some Fortnite
early stream.
1 p.m. fortnight, then I'm gonna be playing some subnautica to after
Type shit type shit
I'm gonna be fucking with you. I love you all. Okay?
Have a wonderful day and a wonderful night's sleep
Three two one