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What the hell are you doing?
This feels like bait.
Okay, it feels like a no intro date.
She's here again.
I'm here.
So did you pray today?
Did you?
I'm so reunited.
I'm so CLT.
I'm so CLT.
I'm so CLT because that's Charlotte.
Charlotte.
Everybody say hi to Riley.
Everybody go like her to Instagram post.
And I don't know.
go like your new instagram post and go comment that she's beautiful on it and hearts and stuff
sunday lives thank you for letting me come back i need someone let's go
i don't really have anything to say leave them with one piece of advice um with one piece of advice
the ocean never judges it just less maybe like a new one i think that's my favorite one okay then
And that's that works beautiful Lee.
Woo!
I hope you guys had fun, had so much fun.
Bye.
Bye.
I'll let you know how the event is.
Bye, everybody.
Can you look how I'm thinking for the five?
Thank you, Riley, for letting me come back.
You both are so pretty.
Yes, we know.
We know.
So, I hope you guys are doing well today.
We have a Sunday live.
Why is there a stream today?
So I'm going to watch, um, because I was playing on watching, uh, uh, the QSMP one,
do I need to watch the nacho one?
We have 15 to 17 ish minutes until what's nacho doing?
Not okay go to nachos and this is fucking nachos like this same thing
Too bad bitches at the same damn time
So mind you, I literally just landed in Charlotte too, so I have not been on socials for anything.
Do you mean my husband is dead?
I know it's not probably even supposed to be in my chat, but like this is a lot right now
Holy perfect time to get on
Are they kicking me from the server?
Oh my god, they're kicking me out. They're gonna kick me from the server
Go back home Nacho bitch. We ain't ringing chat
Not sure who's not reading chat or thinking subs, bro.
Wait, I thought he was gonna say I can't read chat.
Not your baby. Not your baby. Not your baby.
Not too bad. Where the fuck are you? Go home!
Don't make an unnecessary journey, Nacho.
Who the hell is- how the hell is his eye to realm quality so good?
It's his bitrate.
Right here. Good thing they didn't have my ass doing it because I would have been taken 30 minutes to type one.
Say
Antikities was not show
Are you fucking serious wrong wrong fireworks ain't gonna do shit. That is not what mama taught you
Damn, it's been on for longer?
Have I missed certain things?
Received a task.
Damn, that should make me a little hungry.
I think I'm trying to hear the name.
They ate him.
Lowkey natural sounds good, no, right?
IDK what to do. It's so dark. I can't even see.
LOL. Like not the time to be LOLing, but okay.
Someone saying fine torches, like. He not reading all that.
No survival instincts.
Alright well, we're probably gonna lose them.
Should I hide?
I can hardly see what he's even doing.
Go home, baby.
Fight back.
Is that his fucking house?
But one by one hide at KDB HQ. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's terrible advice. Don't do that.
I got boxed in. What the heck?
Please don't end up like Cappino and Tamate.
Someone just said don't end up like Cappino and Tamate.
Yeah, I asked if this stuff was happening earlier and they just said watch the countdown.
And so my bad that I missed stuff, I actually am...
I need to...
What was that country bumpkin?
Why they need me?
At least I'm in hiding spot.
I'm going to be honest, I don't even think Nacho's good for much so I don't even know why they're targeting him.
Everyone's saying use his knife. His iron fucking knife. What was that?
STAY DONE!
Why did he give up his hiding spot? He gave up his hiding spot. Like, can you, come on.
I know what I'm doing.
Is that Durban?
Did he just get out? He just got out.
Uh, terrible hide and seek.
Stop executing everyone OMG.
No, cuz why are they not reading that?
It was highlighted too
Stop fucking flipping that joke
Stay in your ground stay in your ground
They got a whole damn salad now
Surely, mine is the t-
Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww
Why does he keep breaking it?
I mean, we could have turned up the brightness a touch, I think.
I'll let him...never let him know your next move, Nacho!
Never let them fucking know your next move.
Like.
Yeah, not only is it bright as fuck, it's loud as hell!
if
I'm gonna be honest not sure if you weren't treating it like the 4th of fucking it in July,
maybe you would have had a better chance!
I should have taught him self-defense. Oh, well, I don't know the next thing that's self-defense, but...
Oh, holy. I got Everon chair.
I mean, not just shouldn't have gone live, because he's just going to get stream sniped.
Pink bed?
That's cute.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, is that-
He's free? Okay, I thought this was a jail cell.
a little more running.
I don't know.
I hope he's not asking me specifically.
Is he asking just me specifically?
If he hits disconnect, he's safe.
Not to hit disconnect and you're safe.
Wait, five minutes.
I'm gonna have to switch to the other stream, I think, Joe.
Mild case of everyone chair, yeah, it's really loud.
Do one more front flip one more front flip right now IDK what that was
I
Know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
Okay, I'm about because he's I'm about to click off to be honest with you these is rich big
I act and just think I was actually feeling a little bit bad for him.
I
Coping mechanism go are you fucking kidding me nacho stop actually lock in
He's playing this shit like I would, which is not good.
Oh, F3 plus T, please.
Nacho, you F3 plus T. F3 plus T, yeah, F3 plus T.
And we'll give him a moment.
Minus one RP from Nacho.
And then it's like now I have to wait because it takes a minute for
it's like a big motion ad and motion is not even paying me so I don't even know.
I hope everybody's having a wonderful day.
You need to leave the server now. I did not send you a task.
Oh Nacho just...
He's put it upon himself.
He's a helpful fellow.
You mean to tell me that's Kukorucho's not right there?
Did you just end it?
Wait, wait, wait, okay, let me go to the other one.
Wow, okay.
He's got his dad's face.
Then who the hell is Tomatay's father?
I don't have any fucking channel points down.
viewer 30 seconds multi-streams didn't even fight all right here we go this is
the big one it's to my right here friends I hope you quoted her QCMP or
or else I'm gonna tell her daughter to tell her mother
to sue you.
Mm-hmm.
I think my face cam's not too big.
It can never be too big, right?
Let's get my locked in reaction.
Is it time?
I was here as well.
Hey, playman!
Do I have to sub to quackity right now?
Is this another countdown and then we go?
Do I not go in yet?
Another timer?
Oh my god, I have to fucking sub to quackity.
Okay.
Well, you'd think he would have maybe given us possibly a gift card.
Is this my apple pie on here?
A gift card to where I don't know his stream.
$6.31 quackity, you'll be receiving an invoice, buddy.
Invalid payment method as well.
Oh my gosh, I'm going to have to go.
My phone's not even in here.
Is this going to work?
Or is it going to give me a code?
Sorry, broke.
I mean, I guess I am broke. I guess I don't have enough subs. Okay, another timer. Okay,
so so who did I miss? Papino and Tomatay went live? So I am sub, right? So I should have
like quackity emotes down here? Yes, no way. What?
Summer saying Kenneps, Summer saying dead.
Pippino mentioned me about something. Oh my gosh.
Kinept maybe dead eaten? Wow wait, I did not know all this was happening.
What the hell are Quackity's emotes?
Alright well we got two minutes, they were looking for me.
Wait, I was the main character and I wasn't even watching?
wait they were looking for me oh oh damn I wish I got on earlier they wanted to
kill you okay okay that's interesting Ryan thank you for the five I'll try and
watch the VOD we'll see let's watch what quackity does maybe get in the
server, I'll watch the Vaude at some point, maybe before I get off.
If the Vaude's are posted, I know I like just, I didn't have time to
change my skin or anything.
So I'm still in the, um, fucking bikini.
I want to say, like today's not the day to show up in the bikini, you know?
And I just didn't have time.
Uh, this is those in a minute, guys, this goes in a minute.
Some.
Wait, wait, wait, everyone's saying change it.
That's probably why they want me.
Okay, here we go.
I'll pull up play on Minecraft while this waits.
Woohoo!
27, this is like New Year's Eve, 24, 3, 2, 1, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, oh my god.
Wait, this kid is killing me
Oh my god, I have to put this on. Oh shit, okay, three two one. Okay, three two one though
W countdown! W countdown! Imagine if New Year's did this. The ball dropped, the ball dropped
They're like, wait guys, there's actually still 10 more minutes.
Wow, crappy, we got our subs in, bro.
We literally got our subs in.
good afternoon ladies and gentlemen welcome welcome everyone can everyone hear me just
Oh my gosh, what's going on there?
Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show!
Hello, everyone! How is everyone doing today?
Can everyone hear me just fine?
Can everyone hear me just fine?
Oh, it's not the lore about that!
Why am I so full human?
Welcome to a very special show today.
Oh my gosh, guys, I'm so excited.
We are not in the set-up we've always been in.
We're not in the set-up we've always been in.
Fuck is he? Kukuruchu's belly!
Kukuruchu, Kukuruchu, Kukuruchu, Kukuruchu.
Is he launching a podcast right now?
Now, what is QSMP Connect?
It's very simple.
I'll explain it here today.
A lot of people have been asking for the past two months as QSMP has been going on, is
what's happening in the QSMP, what's going to be next, what are we waiting for exactly?
Well, I'm very excited to tell everyone that this is exactly what we're going to reveal
today because today we're not only going to be talking about a lot of things that you guys
been waiting for but a lot of things that are unexpected to you guys now this show I first
and foremost before we get started with the show I want to say thank you everybody's watching this
right and all the creators that have been a part of the QS and B2 uh three days ago QS and B2 has
turned two months old. Let's get a round of applause, please. Let's get a round of applause.
Guys, stop. QSMP. Thank you. QSMP really? 60 days old. 60 days old of QSMP. And I just want to give a
massive shout out again to all the creators and community that have been a part of this project.
Name a couple. For those who don't know, QSMP has been in the works for a very, very long time.
and not only that, a lot of things besides the QSMP have been in the works for a very long time.
So a lot of the things we're going to announce today are going to define
the very future of the QSMP as we know it. So that's why today is a very exciting show
because we not only have one announcement, we have several. We have several announcements for
you today. And after this announcement, after these announcements, the server will be opening.
I just want to say thank you. Before we get started with the show, I just want to say thank
you to everyone who has been supportive of this project, who has been supportive of everything
we do. The team works very hard and everyone works extremely hard on this project.
I want to get something out. And yeah, let's get started with-
I'm actually getting something out.
confused by the way I'm acting in representation of the Federation do not
be confused I am not quackity from QSMP I am not L quackity I am not judge
quackity I am not blonde quackity I am IRL quackity and the Federation has
hired me to present this show today so I just want to get that out of the way
first and foremost we have a special special message from someone who some
you may know about. And I think this special someone has a quick message for us so let's take a look
okay I didn't know we were cutting to me a round of applause please ladies and gentlemen
let's get the show started and let's do this
I
Where's my builds?
Where are my builds, Quackity?
I have good things too!
Kervie is cute, Kervie is cute.
Can't see?
Can't see?
Where the fuck am I?
Where the fuck are my bills?
We're going to show all 10,000 rooms in the north!
Let's do 10 million bazillion rooms in the north and now by HQ?
What what what work what work what work work what work work work work work work work work work work work.
But what's what work work work one week.
Ladies and gentlemen how good.
Again for those who don't know mr. Duck was a person we knew since the very first
And today mr. Duck has made an appearance again to criticize the many houses of the QSMP now
I gotta
It was houses guys
Okay, sorry, okay incredibly. Sorry. Okay put your castle. All right. I'm not making sense. It was a night
Hey, let's not hate.
Waste shapes and forms.
So please don't be mad or be mad
and take it out on someone else on the USMP.
It's okay.
Guys, what a special moment today.
What a special moment today
because QSMP is just so much fun.
QSMP is just so much fun.
And I think we can all agree
that we all have such a great time.
And there's one person to thank for that.
Can we please get a round of applause
for a good friend, Kukurucho.
Kukurucho, thank you.
Thank you, Kukurucho, because for good reasons,
we're friends.
Thank you, Ash for the five.
Thank you, Ash for the five.
Everyone from the Kiwis, I mean, everyone from the world
into a small island, you have made them play together.
So please, let's get a round of applause.
Now, recently, we've been hearing
that Kukurucho has some haters.
Guys, okay, listen, okay, I understand.
Relax, everyone relax.
QSMP has some haters but guys whether you like it or not we have to pay homage to
to Kukurucho because Kukurucho has been a part of the QSMP since March of 2023
three years three years ago Kukurucho was born and if he does things or good
things he's still there and he still put us all together so let's get a round of
applause again for Mr. Kukurucho. Kukurucho, we love you. We love you very much. And for
those who don't know who Kukurucho is, which believe it or not, there are some people in
this goddamn server who don't know. The other day, Schlatt was caught asking, this is a
few days ago, Schlatt was caught asking, what is the federation? Who is Kukurucho? We've
been two fucking months in, Schlatt. We've been two months in. What do you mean who is
Kukurucho, what the fuck?
We've been doing this for too long and I'm still asking those questions.
It's okay.
We're just gonna make it that that Schlatt has been living under a rock.
Let's pay homage to our good friend Kukurucho and for those like Schlatt who don't know
who he is, we have put a compilation together of times that Kukurucho has done his best
work and has scared members of the island.
Let's take a look
Hello viewers and residents
Welcome to my grand and glorious tribute be sure to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show
Damn it. Oh, oh that scared me
He was naked was he naked the whole time
I
Hopefully I'm not in I hope that I'm not in it. I hope they don't show me
Oh, I'm blind I'm so blind
But it's it's basically flying
Fuck me can you fuck off
And with every and with every loss
Something inside us disappeared too
I haven't seen any of these
What?
I didn't see anything
He's coming down
Get out!
He hit me
Wow
He hit you?
He hit you?
He hit you?
He hit you?
He hit you?
He hit you?
And he hit him with a dunk
Cucurucho
The Dive Merengeno
And Cucurucho?
The Dive Merengeno
It's when I want
Ah, when you want
Not when you want
Oh no!
I'm gonna die!
Haha
I'm gonna die!
Oh fuck!
I'm gonna die!
Maybe he's just shy
hey what the fuck now guys I'm in the video oh
should i just solo kilo compromise because i'm in it? yeah in the video guys
Let's get a round of applause, ladies and gentlemen, let's get a round of applause for
Rucho.
Wow.
Look at this, it has been tormenting us for a little too long, but that's okay.
That's okay.
We still love him.
We still respect him.
We still, yes, I feel, I like to say that Rucho deep inside has a good heart, but that's
just me.
So guys, like I said, today is a very, very, uh...
Who's the QoKoRuchO?
...because we have a lot of things on hand to announce to everyone.
What are those first announcements from KukuruchO himself,
who is going to premiere and unveil something in today's show of QSMP Connect,
that a lot of people might have not been expecting,
but we'll see what that's about.
We'll let him take it from here.
It's because I never got scared by him.
I don't even care about it, it's too long.
Please take the floor and let us know what you have planned for all the people.
What the fuck is that little sucker?
Oh my god! Oh my god, is he back?
This wasn't what a narcissist.
Hello Game Week, it's Hell!
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Cucarucho Land! Let's get a round of applause for Cucarucho Land.
I'm going to explain a little bit about what Cucarucho Land is.
From today, Cucarucho will unveil a brand new theme park in the QS&P.
Now from today you might go in the server and all you might see is just a normal theme park, of course
It's fun. It's all great
But this will serve as a hub or central operations of the QS and P aka in the future
This will be a hub for all creators to find all sorts of activities and to find brand new mechanics that are going to be introduced into
Mechanics because I specifically ask the team as I am playing as a player
Not really as an administrator. I've asked the team not to share that many details with me as I want to see it firsthand
too, but what I've been told is that kukurucha land will serve as a
Central hub for a lot of mechanics that are gonna be introduced
Hey, so we we have such a long but very soon
You guys are gonna hear about them later in this stream. This is great. What a great time. I'm so excited
I'm so excited. This is just the first of many announcements that we have waiting for QSMP
this is just the first of many announcements that we have prepared for
QSMP and I'm so excited for everyone. I wonder where it's gonna be actually, probably in your spawn, right?
But that's not all. Guys, Gujarucho along with the QSMP team has put together
something very special. I just want to say that the following announcement, the
following announcement is so exciting because I think it's something that a
a lot of people have been asking for for years,
and as well is a great way to support the project.
So I want to show you guys a very exciting surprise.
Let's get to it.
But we're not done yet.
Welcome everyone to the official
Kukurucho Land merch drop.
In honor of our great friend Kukurucho,
QSMP is launching the very first and exclusive
Cucarucho merch throttle.
Get yourself a Cucarucho land of talent right now
in QSMP.shop.
You can rock one of these amazing crew necks.
But what about this Cucarucho land hoodie?
Not only that, but what about a Cucarucho keychain
that you can take anywhere you want?
You can also literally wear a Cucarucho.
Or better yet, for the first time ever,
own your very own first edition cute Cucarucho plushie.
You can play with him, use him as a cute decoration,
Maybe take him on a trip with you.
Oh my god, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
The possibilities are endless,
but he will always be with you.
Aw, look at them, this is so cute.
And big announcement,
only for the remainder of this livestream,
everything in QSMP.shop is 15% off.
But only for the remainder of this livestream,
which means once the livestream ends,
this now is over.
So go to QSMP.shop right now.
W Merch, W Merch, W Merch!
This is how QSMP exists and continue.
So go to QSMP.shop right now.
W Merch to be QSMP, W Quaggity.
W Quaggity, W QSMP, W Katie, W Quaggity, W Merch to be.
Ladies and gentlemen, QSMP.shop has finally dropped
their very first Kukurucho land merch drop.
Look at this, look at this.
We finally have him.
We finally have him.
You can do anything to him.
You can take him around, torture him.
We also have key chains.
If anyone wants to buy, we have amazing hoodies.
And we have hats that move the ears,
which I'm very excited about.
Guys, if you guys want to support the project,
this is the absolute best way to do it,
is go on qsmp.shop, get yourself a Cucarucho plushie.
Now, for the rest of this stream in particular,
this stream, I think will last a little bit more,
For the rest of the stream, everything...
Fifteen percent, guys! Fifteen percent!
As soon as the stream is over, everything is no longer going to be fifteen percent off.
Um, but guys, I can say...
You can snuggle with it at night.
I know a lot of people for ages have been asking for Cougarucho plushies.
We've had that request since the very first QS&P.
Can I see if anybody's saying anything?
And I actually want to show you guys how fucking cute this is.
Look at it! It's so adorable!
And then we have amazing, hold on, it doesn't,
let me, actually, I can't show you,
but we have Cooper Ruchel key chains
so you can take them wherever you want
and we also have Cooper Ruchel land hoodies.
So if you guys want to get your own Cooper Ruchel land hoodies,
your own merchandise of Cooper Ruchel land,
make sure to go to the QSMP.shop.
Guys, I heard there actually,
this is soft launching a real Cooper Ruchel land
in real life, probably told me.
Which by the way, let me show you guys very quickly this huge ass website if you guys want to go on
QSMP the shop right now you're able to get anything you want for 15%
And you can get you can get whatever you want you can get the kukuruchu plushie
Which actually I'm gonna do so right now. It does make kukuruchu look cute
I'm gonna get look at this, oh my god it's so cute.
It's so cute having these at person two.
They're so fluffy, they're so cute.
So if you want your very own hukarucho plushie,
go ahead and order 30 of them.
Okay, we not knowing that.
Actually no, order as many as you want.
But guys, this is so amazing.
This is really amazing for anyone who's wondering.
Guys, buy it if you wanted to be done, it's okay.
I'm sorry, it's okay.
This is the best way to support the QSNP.
You don't want to buy it?
Don't buy it?
If you want to buy it and buy it, it's the best way to support the QSNP.
It doesn't even matter.
If you guys want to go so and do it right now, for the rest of the stream, 15% off on the
store.
Guys, thank you so much.
Genuinely, thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the QSNP team.
Thank you guys so much.
This helps support the project.
This helps help it to continue and it's the one way we can continue doing cool projects
like these.
Let's get a round of applause, please.
Thank you so much.
And Lauren, please.
Thank you for the fun.
Thank you.
Thank you, Subbies and Resubbies and followers and lecturers.
Next one.
OK, another announcement.
Very insightful.
Listen, hold on.
It works.
Wait, it actually works.
I didn't even know if it was going to work.
Guys, let's get this.
Guacody hair reveal.
Grace, thank you for the five, Queen.
Announcements on the way.
Should I hype it up?
Okay, no, let's just get into it.
Ladies and gentlemen, Fixie Ear, I'm sorry.
Oh my God.
They have my name as Tomah.
This is my lover.
Thank you to anyone who said Fixie Ear.
Thank you so much.
Okay guys.
Who is ready?
Me!
Let's get started with the very next announcement.
But again, thank you to everyone who supports the project.
Thank you to everyone who watches the project.
And those who aren't able to buy any of the merchandising,
do not worry a great other way to support the project.
watch the NPC Twitch channels.
That's a great way to support the project as well.
For those who aren't able to buy some of the merchandise,
Chrissy, thank you for the 10.
Thank you, Chrissy.
Everyone is part of this project.
This helps the QSR exists.
Pregnant.
So we appreciate it very much.
And let's get on to the very next, the very, very next
announcement.
Let's do it.
Big ass hands.
ugly ass fingers
Three, three, two, one.
None of my business.
None of my business.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The BAM sound board, bro!
Guys, QSMP Corp is a very exciting, custom QSMP experience.
It's an experience that's been worked on for a very long time and will come to the QSMP very, very soon.
Now, I've been asked, well I asked, to be withheld very specific information.
But what we do know is that QSMPCorp is going to be an experience that's going to allow
players a little bit more of a challenge.
And players will choose to experience this permanent QSMP experience solo or with a team.
We'll find out who chooses what.
But this is going to be a very, very exciting, custom QSMP experience that's going to be
coming a lot sooner than you think.
Um, I don't know, I can't say much, I can't say much, and I didn't even know much.
I can't say much, and I don't even know much, but all I want to say is that this is going to change the trajectory of QSMP.
It's going to be QSMP corp, corp, and I have been told that it's going to be a permanent experience.
Now, you guys remember Kuroochaland? Kuroochaland is a stepping stone for mechanics like these.
So that's gonna be super interesting. That's gonna be super exciting
Ladies and gentlemen
That's gonna be one of the announcements and one of the things that is coming to the QSMP very very
Very soon in fact a lot of these announcements are gonna be coming a lot more shooter than you guys think a
Lot more so I want to scare you. I don't want to make this seem like the scariest thing ever
But before we continue, I want to let everyone know on something that the team has also been working on perfecting a lot these past few days.
So guys, let's go ahead and start. I want to show you guys something very, very special today. For those who haven't yet, download the QSMP app.
So what the QSMP app is it's not just a notifications hub
I'm gonna explain in a bit, but let's open up my phone really quick
Guys for you have never used
Let me show it to you very quickly the QSMP app
Let's fix it with all the things
QSMP.org is who are busy with life with work or whatever the team has added a new feature called
Um
Storylines
Information there's a new feature called story lines story lines are a feature on the QS and Piax
Or any of the lore story lines if you haven't been able to be caught up on streams for example
The main storyline has different sections to it. Hold on. Okay guys. Don't you don't get don't try to go in yet
You're lagging. Okay, you're
you're lagging the app for me right now guys guys actually know what you're gonna get in right now
guys exit out of the app exit out of the app come on you guys are lagging the app
exit you know what i'll show you what i can show you right now for those who don't know the QSMP app
also is a creator message which by the way for those who don't know the QSMP lag lag spin lag spin lag
They're going to tune to the application.
If you're a creator from the QSMP,
you're going to be able to have your very own circle.
Why?
Because it's already broken.
Why?
Why?
You guys literally already broke the app.
Some people try to get into the app.
You guys literally broke it.
Why?
It was like, there was like an uptick.
There was like an uptick inactivity.
And you guys literally broke the application.
Oh my god.
You guys literally broke the application.
I can't even show you what I was trying to show you.
You guys are already up the application.
Don't worry.
That's why the application is in data,
and the team is working extremely hard to put it up to date
and make sure that it lags less and less every single time.
But if you guys want to get the QSMP app, you are able to.
All you got to do is go to the app store,
and actually, I'm going to show you
without revealing any of my information,
because I'm scared that my information is going to be revealed.
OK, there we go.
It's not revealed.
Guys, if you want to download the QSMP,
just go to the App Store, or go to the iOS Store,
or to Google Play Store, and you can just click on QSMP.
It's actually kind of crazy that they have an app for it.
Right now.
Oh my god, look at that.
5.0 reviews.
And if you guys rate the app, that helps us very much, too,
for other people to find the app.
So let's reach out to the app and see if it's working.
OK, there you go.
So one of the storylines I've clicked on
is Tomatitos for Bid and Love.
As you guys will see, there is a lot of different updates
on what's happening with Tomatito.
Shout out KDB for marrying Tomatito.
I don't know what KDB is doing, marrying people
with literally no face.
I have no idea what KDB is doing.
But shout out KDB for doing a wonderful marriage
with Tomatito.
But yeah, this is a storylines update, guys.
If you guys want to get any updates,
or if you want to get caught up on any lore,
this is the best place to do it.
We have the main storyline,
which is going to be updated soon.
We're going to have the Pinos origin,
which as you guys can see,
there are details on the matter,
and you can choose to follow any of the storylines.
This application, again, lets you be up to date
with the QSMP and everything that occurs.
I got mentioned, but at what cost?
For those who have the app right now,
make sure to redeem the badge of today's events.
That's right.
You can go to your,
wait, what is this?
Court case, KDB versus Aeron.
And it's KDB's message.
Stacked, animal abuse, breaking and entering.
He took four K...
Oh my God, that's how you know KDB.
Told the team very last minute.
Shout out KDB.
Guys, but for example, one of the events happening right now
is a QSMP2 mystery event,
which you can get a badge for right now,
which I'm gonna be redeeming at this current point in time.
And once I get my badge,
Once this event is over, you're not able to get any of the other badges, okay?
Once an event is over, you're not able to get the badge for that event.
So just make sure to download the application, explore it, follow your favorite creators.
No, I did not tell them morning of.
Because it's literally, you guys literally broke this.
You guys literally broke the app.
Guys, circles for those who don't know is a broadcast channel that creators are able to post on,
Thank you for that.
I'll update their community on.
And all the messages they send are automatically
translated to language of the person's phone.
So that is something that we are about to start onboarding
more creators to.
And yeah, it's very exciting.
It's very exciting news.
Guys, I'm joking.
If you haven't yet, make sure to get the Q&A.
I'm just joking.
I'd love to show you the circles, but you guys literally
broke.
And also, if it's not working for you right now, don't worry.
It's there's been an uptick of literal people trying
to download the app right now.
So it is a little laggy right now.
So just give it a second, check it later in the day,
and make sure to download the QSMP app.
Now, something I want to tell you guys about the QSMP app
is that the QS&P app became an idea not only to facilitate
and make the QS&P more accessible to people,
but in the future, the QS&P app is gonna serve also
as a hub and as a tool for the community to participate.
I'm seeing a lot of people in the Discord are saying,
no, no, I am just saying.
I'm not gonna delve into that.
I'm just saying if anything juicy,
if they're saying anything juicy, nothing,
no, except that Sean bought a plushy and a hat.
But you guys might wanna get the app right now
because in the future, you will need it.
You are gonna need it.
You are gonna need it if,
I don't even know if I wanna say it,
I don't even know if I wanna say it, I don't even know.
This, I do know a little bit more of.
But the QSMP app is gonna let you choose what happens
in certain things in the QSMP.
It's almost like a decision tool, could be.
That's all I'm gonna say though, that's all I'm gonna say.
So if you guys haven't gone yet, make sure to get the QSMP app as you're going to need it in the future.
All I'm gonna say is, I mean, those tickets are gonna work for something.
That's all I'm gonna say.
That's all I'm gonna say.
Love Island.
Make sure to get-
Make sure to put it off.
Right now.
And I'm very excited to say we're gonna be onboarding creators onto the Circles feature very soon.
Now that we're in the vein of that talk.
I don't have the app yet, because my phone is live.
It is historically a very mixed reactions kind of announcement.
A deep down, you know you fucking love it.
Let's get to it.
What the fuck is that?
What the fuck is that?
That'll be production.
What is that what I mean
Oh, let's get a round of applause.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Wow.
Slowing from the first one.
I gotta say right now, let everyone know that is one of my favorite events of the entire
game.
Now, there wasn't a game.
We don't know.
We don't know what it is.
We don't know what it is.
We don't know what it is.
What is he looking so cutie patootie right now with this little hat on?
Let's see that smile, Greggie.
Who is Tori?
Who is Tori?
I've asked to have zero information on this.
We're gonna find out very soon
if there is anything to know about this upcoming event.
But guys, wow.
Up to this point, we've had Kukurucho land.
We've had updates on the app.
We've had an official Kukurucho fleshy merch drop.
By the way, so freaking cute.
And, wow.
And now purgatory, and now purgatory.
it is such an exciting day it is such an exciting day guys QSMP is been so fun
it's been so fun this time around again I've not played as an administrator I
played it as a player and I am having the time of my life and I hope that all
these people are so nostalgic for the QSMP 2
That is only two months old
That's so true being only two months old people are over nostalgic for the QS&P
So I cannot I cannot even begin to imagine what is in store for us the other day. I saw a clip of everyone
Talking about the QS&P as if he was gonna pass away tomorrow
So beautiful what a beautiful you know what shout out everyone
Everyone
Take it on the throat. Wow guys magic being pulled out
I am sharing that same level of nostalgia
I'm sharing the absolute same level of nostalgia with all of you because I've been having
So much fun with the project and I'd like to think that other creators are too and that's very important
This is very important for a project
And also I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone in the communities
please give yourself a round of applause.
So humble.
Every community that watches the QS&P, the QS&P community is incredible.
Guys, let's get a round of applause for all of you.
The fact that you guys are so passionate about this project,
we love the creators, we love what happens in the project,
something unprecedented.
It is so amazing to see so many creators come together
and interact in ways that we never really even thought possible.
I never thought I was going to become good friends with people
from all the countries that are involved in the QS and P2.
It's just so exciting.
So I just want to say thank you again,
and thank you to everyone who supports the project.
It's the world to me.
And obviously, it helps all the creators part of it.
Now, one thing I do have to say.
One thing I do have to say about the QS and P2
is that we have another announcement.
Actually, we have like two more announcements.
We have like two more announcements.
Only announcements.
Let me see.
I need to train.
Okay, train?
I'm trying not to forget what I was gonna say.
I was gonna say something.
Right, anyways, let's get to it.
Let's get to it, guys.
I love reading the chat, by the way.
Everyone's so excited.
This is so fun.
This is so fun.
I fucking love the QSV, man.
I fucking love the QSV.
You can tell by my fucking ears, bro.
I'm happy.
I'm fucking happy.
Okay.
Guys, a lot of people have also been asking for this. This is coming sooner than you
expect. I'm very excited to show it to you and announce it here on QSMP Connect
today. By the way, we're approaching the end of the stream, so anyone who still wants to take advantage of that 50% off on QSMP.shop
To buy yourself a plushie or any other...
WPromo.
Landmark.
WP sponsored.
WP sponsored.
Nothing wrong with the sponsor promo.
Nothing wrong with the little promo there.
I could actually applaud that.
There's nothing wrong with the promo.
Ladies and gentlemen, good job.
A QSMP Connect premiere.
Public server.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen!
A public QS&P server.
The team has been seeing it a lot.
People say, I love watching the QS&P,
but I want to play something like that.
I want to meet people.
I want to do the same thing guys the QSMP public server is coming ladies and gentlemen
Let's get around to applause
What I mean after everyone?
What that means?
What that means?
What the fuck does that mean?
I'm seeing following fact as you guys can see the QSMP is a category on Twitch
This allows for a lot of people to find the QSMP creators a lot easier
but once QSMP public server is out anyone who plays and streams on the QSMP
public server will be able to stream under this category as well now I'm not
gonna say much but what I do know anybody can join it QSMP team is looking
and scouting constantly or they're gonna pick people all around the world and
That's all I'm going to say, that is all I'm going to say.
So if you are an up-and-coming creator,
or you've been making content for a long time,
or you're a creator and QSMP,
the QSMP public server is something you're interested in,
you can stream it under the QSMP category.
Small streamers.
This is very exciting because it's going to be
a cool experience for everyone.
It is coming sooner than you think,
and everyone's going to be able to play.
Everyone's going to be able to make their own survival world.
There's going to be a lot of different features
to the server, so be ready for it.
It's gonna be really exciting.
And yeah, we're so excited, we're so excited,
we're so excited, we're so excited.
Yeah, he's saying everybody though.
So on Java or Bedrock,
the team might hate me for confirming this.
But as far as I'm aware,
because I've also asked not to get a lot of information
from this, as far as I'm aware, it is going to be on both.
We'll see, we'll see, we'll see,
see you very soon anyways guys the QSMP public server has been announced now i want to say again
hope kukuruchaland purgatory public server app updates what an amazing show what an amazing show
so far a lot of the questions people have been asking as well is cataroc are there new creators
coming to the QSMP.
Oh!
Uh oh.
He's not edging us with a no, is he?
No, unfortunately for you guys.
No.
I don't have a straight yes or no question.
But what I've been hearing
is that it's a very possible yes.
Brother!
Wait, no! He better not let us down!
He's so excited.
down with that guys something I do want to say again is thank you for all the
support thank you for all the things you guys have been doing to make this
project thrive stuff like the merchandise stuff like watching the
streams stuff like all the creators in the QSMP it makes this project what it
is so please again and I cannot stress this enough big applause to all the
communities please big applause guys there's still one more or no you guys
deserve it you guys deserve you guys deserve a big applause for that now I
have one more announcement and I'm not even gonna make this one I'm not even
gonna make this one super hyped up even though to me it is very hype I gotta
fucking spend millions of hours in the QSMP very very soon actually no because
I'm going to be out for a week for a secret trip, guys.
I'm going to be out for a week for a secret trip,
and then I'm going to be back.
So actually, yeah, sorry about that.
I'm actually going to be out for a week for a secret trip.
But when I come back, I'm going to spend so many hours
in the QSMP.
Thais, let's get a round of applause
for a very simple reason.
From today, we are finally out.
opening up the nether the nether is finally open in the QSMP the nether has been unlocked ladies and gentlemen
ladies and gentlemen the nether is now unlocked on the QSMP sorry I gotta take out my glasses real quick nice give me one second guys
guys give me one second hold it hold it hold it
Oh, that's...
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I gotta clarify something.
I gotta clarify something.
The QSMP public server
is gonna be a separate server for the community.
The QSMP is not going public, okay?
The QSMP2 server is not going public, by the way.
I just got a message from the team
that someone thought that the QSMP2
was gonna be public for everyone to join.
No, no, no, no, no.
So it's a QSMP2, it exists,
And then it's a separate server, the QSMP public server.
No one met a game and tell me who thought that.
Can anyone, actually, no, fuck it.
Please met a game and tell me who thought that.
Please met a game and tell me who thought that.
Who thought that the QSMP2 was going public?
Does anyone know?
Okay, okay.
No, I did not.
I literally did not think that at all.
That is not what I was asking!
Do not!
No! No the fuck it wasn't!
No the fuck it wasn't!
That's not what I was asking!
I meant another public server for everybody!
No it wasn't fucking ours!
I appreciate it more than you can imagine.
And so do all the creators and all the teams.
Everyone who's involved in QSMP, we appreciate it a lot.
Guys, I wanna remind you right now,
that if you guys wanna support the QSMP,
if you wanna make it possible to continue doing cool stuff
like these in projects like this,
make sure to show your support on the QSMP.shop website.
Everything right now is at a 15% discount.
50% discount guys, come on guys, 15% man.
Was it not even him?
I don't think anybody actually thought that.
Probably they, it just sounded like they did.
We can not fucking hear you
Nice
I had an announcement yet, but guys yo shout out Lucy
Guys come on seriously guys come on guys budget when to QSP budget
to the app. Okay, now, L.U. Yo, shout out to Lucie.
I'm just gonna show you the picture real quick.
Look at this. Has he done the announcement yet?
Nope. We haven't even gotten into any of them.
You just, he came at the right time, actually.
Oh yeah, look at this. He's been wearing the hat.
And finally, hold on.
Oh, I like that Lucie.
Look at Lucie.
My two worst enemies, brah.
My two worst enemies, dead ass.
These are my two worst enemies, I cannot lie guys.
At least the chair is not creaking like somebodies.
You know, it is what it is. I don't mind.
Guys, I just want to say thank you once again for all the love and support.
Let's get a round of applause.
These are just a few of the many QS&P updates that we have.
Because believe it or not,
There's other things in this stream that haven't been announced yet.
There are other things in this stream that haven't been announced yet.
Sorry.
Oh my god.
The ear.
I'm sorry.
Does that bother you guys so much?
Guys, there's other things that haven't been announced that are actually ready to go.
These are mechanics and things in the QS&P that are ready to go very soon.
More hats?
We wanted to share these events.
we wanted to show an app. No.
QSMP started three years ago as a way for me to be able to interact with my friends from
all the communities. For those who don't know, I started making content in English and then
I started making content in Spanish and I wanted a way for my English speaking friends and
my Spanish speaking friends to play together.
Do you think that I have friends from all around the world thanks to QSMP?
And some of us speak both.
It really fills me with a lot of love and a lot of joy and I have to thank you guys
for that. All the creators and all the communities and QSMP community as a whole, guys, thank
you so much. It has been an amazing project so far. I can't wait to see what's in store
and there's a lot of things coming. There's a lot of things coming. I just want to say
again thank you to everyone who tries to support the project as much as possible. I'm so excited
for you guys to see all the things the team has in store in the future as well. But yeah,
for all the creators the nether is now open so possible QS and P corp is
coming QS and P purgatory is coming there's a lot more coming to the server
and congratulations of course guys thank you to you guys to the communities to
the creators I love and appreciate all of you very very much this is to me the
beginning of something that is turning to be very very special. Now I can get a
beacon. No now I can ask somebody else to go get me a fucking beacon. Thank you guys.
Thank you for everything and I'll see you next time. The QS&P server. Don't cry.
Okay, I won't open
Wow
Okay
W quackity w production cuz I
Cannot imagine the time and effort that goes into this all the people behind the scenes
Seriously w good announcements there
What were they?
The nether? The ones that affect me. The nether? Okay, it says server offline. Purgatory,
Cucarucho land, and some sort of back rooms. So whenever we can get in, I will get in and
I'll see what the move is. I don't know, I'm just gonna wait. I'm gonna download this skin
really quickly while while I wait okay I don't even know how long the QSMP is
supposed to last at all I did not expect all of this I didn't even expect it to
last this long I am learning so much along the way I had no idea there was
gonna be storylines and everything so this has been like some of my most fun
Fun streams, I love the QSMP as you know, so I'm very excited for more, more fun, more
fun!
Sorry, I'm just trying to sign into my Microsoft account, nobody is in yet, I don't think.
Still says offline, okay, wait, change skin.
Chad, I'm going with the skin that nobody mentioned.
I'm sorry.
saw this one and it really caught my eye.
Okay.
Oh, my fucking God. Don't worry, when I get into other things,
I'll switch up, I'll switch it up, you know, I'll do some
regime, I'll do some deity, whatever. Okay, I'll just now
waiting for it to open. I'll watch the VODs at the end because I don't want to start them right now
because fucking...
It's open? Okay. Okay. That's enough for me. It's open? People are in?
Let me quit and reboot.
Am I planning any lore?
I did send a message, but I haven't heard back yet, but don't worry, they're busy.
They were busy this weekend, they're busy.
But my message was basically nothing special.
I just said I was my first S&P, I need help.
What beautiful weather we're having today, yes, and you know what they're probably gonna
do with that message?
They're probably gonna post it on fucking Twitter.
Oh, guys, who watched the Gartik phone yesterday?
I am so pissed they played that game on a day I could not do it.
I didn't even get to watch any of it because I was at Wyatt's graduation.
Do you hear this chair?
I'm going to WD 40 up after string because I don't know exactly where it was fun.
I love that game.
I love that game so much.
My mic has tapping noises.
Usually when my phone's too close,
it starts doing that. Let me move it away.
It's like some sort of radiation.
They drew me.
Whatever.
Oh my gosh, they're going to be able to hear all of my buttons chat because of, um, I didn't
bring my headset mic, so I'm probably my kind of picks up like old buttons.
I'm going to be using my headset in my JBL Quantum 950Xs.
And I got to get my mute button.
OK, what do you mean I have zero coins?
Holy, OK, a little laggy at the moment.
Who's on?
Oh my gosh, everybody.
OK, skin reveal.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my, I can't even.
Oh my- is it laggy for- what is going on?
Oh my backpack, am I backpack?
It's a mime!
Bro, my fucking backpack, please?
Wait, that's because it's not my- it's my keyboard? Oh my gosh!
Holy fo- Holy bot! Okay.
Contra- Is that- Okay, keybinds. Okay.
Backpack is going to be zero, and Mute is going to be six.
And you know what that means? You know what that means?
Probably none of my- Do I even have-
Alright, I barely any emotes. Okay!
Oh! Yeah, let's take a fucking breath.
I should be silent and only emote yeah am I am I okay so this is the skin I
didn't even see who made it I would like to take off my hat so that you guys can
get the full effect of it here I am a mime I saw it and I mean it just shocked
me and I think people will be oh is it shaders
Here. Shader pack, we'll do the try. Very cute, very cute, very cute. You're homie, thank
you for the five. Okay. Shall I mute the whole day? Okay, so where is everybody? Oh my gosh.
Tell me it's like this for everybody. What is going on?
Shla.
Okay, it is.
Your mic sounds like shit.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
What?
It's really that bad?
Huh?
Is it really that bad?
Yeah, I could hear you fucking mouth breathing as you walked by it was disgusting.
Do you still hear me mouth breathing?
I'm watching the mess I can't I can't hold on you're gonna have to let me get down from
here.
Okay, okay.
I'm down.
This is the only mic I have I'm you hold hold on okay guys it's not the sponsored one.
Wait is it bad tell me if you can hear me breathing I can I can hear you yeah I can
hear your entire room pretty much. Like do you hear the do you hear the AC and everything?
I can hear a lot. You just like hear the aura of the room? Yeah. Yeah. I mean before it was awful.
Oh my mom texted me. Wait before when? Before when you walked by a second ago that prompted it was so
viscerally disgusting. I had to unmute and tell you that your mic sounded so bad. Is it still?
it was just like you would just hear it all. I mean right now it's okay. It's about as good
as it usually is. Oh okay well then I'll take that. I can still hear your keyboard and everything
and I hate it. What keyboard? Yeah that one. Okay I'll get it fixed don't worry.
Anyway, why are you dressed like that?
Well, because I'm about to mute up for the day because my mic sounds like shit.
So I'm not going to be talking.
So what's the sign up above your?
I didn't put that there.
Oh, I put you remember when I was away for like a month?
Wait, what is this? If you play whack-a-mole and leave make sure to press the button so other people can play
Write that down write that down. Okay. Yeah, I'll make a little mental note
Remember when I was away for like a month? Yeah, I put the sign up someone screenshotted the sign and now like that's just
Wow, okay, it's kind of true. Yeah, oh you're building over here is looking great
Yeah, it's done. Oh
Shlaten co future HQ we sell your data to
Palantir, but the fuck is Palantir oh
Hey, what do you think does it look amazing it looks beautiful looks just like just like windows in it
Yeah, I mean it looks terrible, which is like yeah, that seems like a building you would you would work in
It's it's made to resemble the AT&T building that the NSA is secretly headquartered in on 33 Thomas Street in Manhattan
Don't look that up
Okay, I will not look that up
Whatever the convenient cuz I don't know what the fuck you said
But it'll look exactly like it. You'll say Schlatt that looks exactly like 33 Thomas Street
The building that the NSA is headquartered on the top two floors. Yeah
Yeah. Wow.
General populace.
Yeah. Are you going to put a door?
Yeah, that's going to be the door.
Okay.
The door's going to be right here. I need to, I need to open, I need to get in. I can't get in right now.
Too short.
So it's going to be that. It's going to be a couple floors. We'll have you, oh, thank you.
You're welcome.
We'll have you work in this bottom area as a receptionist.
I'm trying not to breathe too much right now. So for your sake.
Please don't.
Yeah.
It was, you'll be sitting in like a stool right here and then there'll be like stairs.
Welcome.
There's going up.
Yeah, welcome.
I prefer you use like a cold apathetic demeanor.
Okay. Welcome. He doesn't want to talk right now. I'll take a message for him.
right baby pops it up to the first basement baby let's go yeah yeah oh my gosh we can
watch um yes we're making or the Yankees who the gets in the man keys we can
Watch we can watch both of their games in the building
Yeah, yeah, we can yeah, I forget who you're a fan of we can watch them fucking breathing too. Loudly
Marcus and pops it right up to the first basement. Yay. Yay
Right, I think we get a couple more. You know what I need do you have wheat? Yeah, uh
I have wheat, come here, follow me, follow me, come to my lair, yeah, you got called
out, did you see that, no, did you watch it, I was on mute, oh, your ass got called out,
for what, for not knowing who the Federation was or something, it was like really, well,
Well, it looks on them I still have no fucking clue and don't actually carry.
Did you get that?
That's yeah.
Wow. 18 week.
Thanks. Yeah, that's all I have.
That's all you have.
You have strong.
But all this is just my shit.
No, it is not.
I know the only.
My shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I have only taken from you
hats and some name tax.
That is actually it.
I need wheat and straw.
Well that would only be in my... see how it's labeled through?
Yeah, well it's only going to be in this one. I don't have it. I can tell you right now.
I have some inkiness, potion, if I have a lot of that.
No, I don't want it.
Okay, okay, yeah.
Coming back.
I made the most frustrating way to traverse to the top of this fucking lighthouse. I'm regretting it every second.
But I love this for all circles. I like how busy it makes me. Why does it say zero coins?
I believe that's four. So if you watch the video, um, Kukorucho land, you're gonna love it. It's like totally your vibe.
You want to go? Kukorucho. Oh my god. You don't even want to know. I'm not even going to explain it to you because you don't give a fuck. So
Yeah, I need to finish my my surveillance building. You don't want to go to Kukorucho land?
You inviting me to a theme park? Yeah, come on, come on, come on. You think that's my vibe?
I'm trying to build my goddamn surveillance headquarters. They got, they got whack-a-mole.
Try to turn this into a police state. Okay, well, I'll come back and I'll tell you how
to do this. You go over there to Kukuru Chowen. You go have some fun. Okay. Is that your question?
a mime yes that is exactly why okay I'm gonna win you a plushie and I'll bring
it back and we can put it in the uh and put on top of the building all right
yeah sure and then maybe by the time you're back you'll realize how to act
like a fucking mime and you'll shut the fuck up stop breathing to your god damn
Oh my gosh.
Where the fuck are these places?
Oh my gosh.
That was actually so funny.
Okay.
No, guys, actually.
Who's here?
Who's here?
Nacho!
Nacho!
Nacho!
Nacho!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Sorry if my mic is bad and you can hear my breathing and everything.
No girl, it's okay. I hear you. You alright?
I don't know what's going on. I'm lagging really bad. I don't know. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah, bitch. Stupid bitch.
Hey dear. Sorry if you can hear my breathing and all of my movements. Sorry.
No girl, I love the ASMR arm so.
Oh my god, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
How's the theme part, guys?
It's good, but I'm like 10 FPS in it so.
Yeah, it's really bad right now.
It's a power point, you know.
Yeah.
But it's really nice.
You can enjoy a lot of games.
Wow, I'm going over.
I am without the shaders.
I am without the shaders because I can.
Without shaders?
Oh, let me do that.
Okay, you guys let me take off.
Also guys, this is the only mic that I have.
It's not that bad.
Okay.
I might have, I might get a different one because I didn't bring my headset mic.
So this mic does pick up like the whole room.
And I don't know how to reduce sensitivity right now.
I might have to get the razor app or something.
Okay, wait, what is it gonna do?
Yeah, I think Shader's made it way worse.
Whistling.
No, yeah, Chad, I'm not talking about for you guys.
In game, it's probably worse.
It's always fine on stream, like it's always good on stream.
But in the game, sometimes it's just weirder,
like it picks up more.
So are we without shaders?
But look, it's way smoother.
It's way fucking smoother.
Okay, whoa, everybody's here.
Okay, let's try not to breathe at all.
I wouldn't say your mic is bad. Maybe we were just screaming too loud.
Okay, good. Good. I hope it's not too bad.
Hey, everybody! What's- what's the hurry?
What's the hurry? What's the hurry?
Oh, oh my gosh.
I'm supposed to pick these up.
Hello, Ash! Hello, Mishon!
Have you guys been riding the rides?
Oh, that's a chinsikus.
I can't even-
Oh my god.
I'm gonna get that slap.
Oh, I just can't even read that.
What's the best ride here?
I need fucking my mind to read.
Oh, this one for sure, Katie. Come.
Okay, let me ride it.
This is the best ride in the whole park.
Oh my gosh, there's...
You sit in there, and then you hit the ball, done.
Oh, oh, oh!
I hope you have a good stomach.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh my god!
Woo!
Woo!
Oh, upside down!
Oh!
Oh!
No, no, please don't vomit, please don't vomit, please!
Woo! It's- it's not laggy at all!
No, it's perfect-
It's like perfect FPS and everything.
Oh, it's like I'm getting whiplash.
It's from the Abyss Staker for the 5! Yeah, it's very laggy.
Wow, it's a long ride.
Oh, Duncan?
Did Duncan fucking die?
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Nothing happened a few minutes.
So, please say happy.
And be happy.
I'm so happy! I'm so happy!
I'm so happy!
Okay.
No, I'm not fucking happy because my husband would have loved this ride!
Wooo! Wooo!
Fuck, I'm in the ride! Oh shit, I'm in the ride!
Oh shit, I'm in the ride.
This is the kid's section.
This on a date would be so cute.
Stop it guys, stop.
Don't even.
Okay.
Okay.
right I write like a come spend the day with me at Cucarucha land so I write this ride
I
Ever
You only have an hour and 40 minutes and then your death
Maybe not my midnight, maybe your midnight so I had like oh it could be till my midnight
It's a new chapter for everybody.
New people's yes yes yes yes the past is in the past
It's a little bit laggy here
Okay for everyone's last day, we'll spend it how you want! OK?
Wait is everyone going to die today?
Yes everyone might be dying
Are you dumb?
No, I think we're going to die next week too
Really? Oh fuck yeah
I think we have the same problem actually
I think I might be dying, I might die too.
I might die as well.
That's some green thing is bad for me.
No, we don't have the same problem.
We are not the same, okay?
Okay.
I have a different problem.
Okay.
I'm sorry, thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Oh, this is not your leader?
Oh, he's not your leader?
Yes.
So the regime is no more than God.
What's hyper?
No more regime.
Hyper, you left the regime.
You left the regime?
I'm gonna die in a week anyway, that's a matter of time.
Okay, well, for your guys' make-a-wish, let's go on a ride!
How many cars do you have?
I have 20.
I have zero!
Now, the mother, because we are the besties, I can set my points, you know?
Come on, let's go do something!
Come on, come on!
Where should we go?
I pray, I pray here.
Oh, you're there.
Okay, let's go right, right, come on, come on, let's go right.
Where did he go?
Hello?
Hello?
F-FORCE!
FORCE!
FORCE!
Oh, are you in the water park?
What are you doing?
What?
It's yours.
I said I'm gonna kill you!
Give it to friends that fall in!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh, give me that.
Thank you.
What do you mean you're in the phone?
I'll wait.
I am.
Look.
I'm singing like under my map right now.
I think I need a re-log.
I think I need a re-log.
I bought this in real life too from...
What the fuck is going on?
This is too damn much.
Sensitivity option in the voice chat settings.
I think it's a good one.
Where?
Where?
Where?
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hello, hello, hello?
Shut up
I'm trippin' about no bitching like
errrrr, no, I don't know any
I give you
Hello, hello, hello, hello
He wasn't I was with you
Forrest! Forrest!
Oh, I see you now! I see you now!
What the fuck is that?
Hey, hey!
Oh my gosh, there's so many people here.
What are you doing?
Do you like it?
It's for the opening of Coop Root Your Land.
Yeah, I like it.
This is amazing.
Great, amazing.
I know. I'm trying to figure out what ride to ride next.
I was going to go with everyone and some people,
I don't know where he went.
Yes, I did! I'm alive!
He stole it!
Yep. I'm not supposed to be talking.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not related to Cougar Ruto at all.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's actually bad, bad mistake there.
I do. I've only written two rides. I want to go ride some more.
You want to come oh you I recommend something to you come here, okay?
We should get everybody on the ride
Who told you right
Yeah, I think I can do it.
Come on, get out of here.
Wait, what is this run?
I'm not sitting, I'm not sitting, I'm not sitting!
Oh shit.
Okay.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Wait, is it stuck?
Oh, I saw you.
My god, okay.
Now it's gonna move.
What happened?
No, I don't know.
Yeah.
I know.
Don't play.
I think Max would be weighing it down.
Yeah, it's okay.
Wow, amazing.
That's amazing.
Come on, work, shit.
Shut up!
I came to the bus stop.
Oh, yes, I'm doing a show later. I have a mind show
Guys watch this watch this
I'm fucking suing
AHHHHHHHHHH
What's happening?
I knew that! The shots are taking photos of me under it, crushed.
And not breathing.
Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna not, I'm not breathing down here.
Come here, take photos, take photos.
I'm having a seizure.
I'm not breathing and having a seizure as well.
No, okay. Got it. Got it. Got it.
You're a lawyer.
Hello?
Okay, thank you guys.
Thank you guys.
How do you feel?
Yes.
Thank you.
That's good.
You got it.
Loggy here.
Loggy.
I can pass out.
I pass out.
Can you go?
No, no, no.
Come on.
Come on.
No, no.
I just...
I don't want to.
You can drop.
You can drop on me.
Okay, what the fuck?
I don't know.
What the hell is going on? Oh, yeah, it is the best ever
Okay guys, let me go play it's a lot of people what the fuck is that?
Hey, Nexa!
Hello, Katie!
Hello!
Long time no see!
Long time no see!
Thank you!
Hello, hello.
I have something for you.
Oh, please show me.
That's bedrock.
No!
Where the hell did you get this?
You can't break this like our little friendship, you know?
Remember.
Oh, thank you.
I'm gonna cherish this forever.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, of course, of course.
Have a wonderful day.
Come here.
Come here.
Oh, thank you.
I'm gonna cherish this forever.
Thank you so much.
Of course, of course.
Have a wonderful day.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here, come here, come here.
Did I get that bad broke?
Oh.
Was it his?
Did I get that bad?
No, no, that was-
Hi, Tiri, hi Tiri!
Zippo, what the hell are you wearing?
What the hell is he wearing?
I asked him about this, like, he was five minutes ago,
and he smushed me with his thumb.
He's a little freak.
Oh, yeah, it's really freaky.
Freaky inside.
It's a good match.
OK, so I'm going to be right back.
I have to go to the Muscularo Cucuruso.
Yeah, I'm about to go get some coins, no worries.
OK, OK, yeah, yeah.
Nacho!
Nacho!
Nacho!
Go Nacho!
Go Nacho!
Go Nacho!
Go Nacho!
Go Nacho!
Nacho!
Your IRL stream earlier was so good.
Uh, uh, go Nacho.
Go Nacho!
Uh, uh, oh my gosh, Don!
Hi, Don!
Come on!
You s-
What?
This is the second time you've been twerking in my fucking face.
I'm so sorry.
Don't ever do that again.
Well, I didn't know.
I could twerk at any moment.
I did not know you were behind me.
Yeah, well, I wasn't aware you were going to twerk.
Yeah, well, I could always twerk.
Hey, buddy.
Hello.
Hey.
Well, what have you guys been up to in the park?
Uh...
We've been drinking wine.
Oh, and drunk at the park, huh?
Yep.
Oh, yeah
Just like
Wait
You're done hey man
Now she's mind okay mine miss missus mine
You're supposed to throw diamonds. I think you're supposed to throw diamonds.
I'll throw wine. I'll throw wine. Wait, you're dancing and we're supposed to throw money.
I think that's another business. No, that's mines. That's what mines do.
Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho.
I don't think it's the outfit.
I think it's just the outfits.
Oh, of course, don't get it.
I get a tomato.
Okay, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go Dutch, go
what's that?
thank you thank you
I can buy some things in the shop now I can buy some things in the shop
yeah I'm going on every ride
Okay, is this a game, maybe?
Press! Press the button and play.
Regime, merry-go-round. Without me.
I had to focus. See? Oh, I don't...
How long do I go?
Ah! Fuck!
I'm lagging. I'm lagging.
You and me both.
How long do I go?
Oh my god, I suck. I fucking suck.
No!
Ah!
Wacka-cooch!
You got it. You got it. You got it.
No, I fucking don't!
No, I don't!
Okay.
Alright, um, good job.
When does it stop?
I don't know when I stop.
Am I done?
I'm done.
I'm fucking done.
Somebody else do it.
I'm done with that shit.
Where's my coins?
It says there's already an active game.
You have to...
Where is my coins?
I've been doing it for like five minutes.
You've got to go the whole distance.
You've got to go the whole third distance.
Oh, behind you.
Yep.
Fucking done with this game.
Yep.
No, you're doing great.
I am not in an action game!
Give me my coins!
I don't have the reaction time so far!
I got 22 coins!
I got 22 coins!
I got 22 coins!
I got 22 coins!
Time to show the world how this shit is going.
Yo, that was fast.
Yo, life stealer flicks it.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
One.
Easy.
One.
Easy.
Yo.
Hi, Sam. Hi.
Hi.
He's doing pretty good. We'll see if he gets 22 coins.
Easy.
I'm not 50 years old. Wait, there's a lord, there's a lord coming. There's a lord coming, there's a lord coming great.
What?
Stop saying lord. Stop saying lord. Stop saying lord.
Stop saying fucking lord, bro.
Stop saying lord. Stop making me talk. The subtitles are covering my fucking vision.
Ash is very good at whacking. Good job.
You be called me the pancan in the school
Interesting
So close by it's like that may cross you off. It doesn't guys are going on the merry-go-round
b.r.b. I can know I can
Okay, whack em all gets zero out of fucking ten to be honest with you. Let's try this
No, they gotta get to all the rides
Okay
away from me bro i don't feel comfortable around you first
who's we
can someone take my photo? can someone take my photo? can someone take my photo? yes
Do you have a camera?
Can you take my photo please?
Yeah!
Jesus!
Okay.
Alright Keith, it's your turn to shine.
Cheese!
Cheese!
Cheese!
Was it good?
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
Honestly, am I serving?
Am I serving? Cunt!
Yeah, you are, you are.
Wait, wait, wait, here.
Watch me.
Wait, this wise is fire.
It's like from a cool angle as well.
It's from the bottom-up angle.
Hi!
what the fuck is this angle you're kidding me
what the fuck is this
oh that's so good that's really good
aww this is the best day ever
this is the other one of you
and then
aww yeah those are both really good
those are good
why are you a clown
what's going on
I have a- I'm doing a show later
they asked me they requested me to do a show
They've requested you to do a show today.
Yeah.
It'll look a little something like this.
This feels... this feels wrong. This feels deeply wrong.
This feels deeply, deeply wrong.
I'm just a man. It's just it's just a man
Wow, I need a second bro
Take your time
Casual onus or something
Mm-hmm. Thank you for doing me. But wow this ride is really annoying
I'm trying to go ride every ride it's it's pretty good so far. I'm enjoying it. I want a couple coins
No biggie, so I'm trying to get the biggest plushie
Yeah, oh, I love
Let's do the let's do the rides guys. Let's go on another ride. Come on
come on have you guys done the ferris wheel no I haven't let's go in the
first one come on you have to black bars of shame you know what the black oh my
gosh yes they're on all of my skins you're gonna fly women
and if we end up disliking men and women real we will get together Katie
You can't hit in the park. Why can't you hit in the park?
That's ridiculous.
All right, let's share secrets. I have a secret.
one time in ninth grade I brought a like a cigarette to school and I blamed it on like a kid who was in like fourth grade and he got expelled
one time when I was in fourth grade my friend got blamed for having a cigarette on him so I shoved him in a locker and he shed his pants
hands. Yeah, once when I was in fourth grade, I shipped my pants. And someone blamed that
I had a cigarette as well.
No, that's terrible. I'm sorry, you have to go through that. I had to go there. Yeah.
Thank you guys for sharing. Thank you for being vulnerable. That's right. I'm never gonna
forget this moment.
I feel better now, I mean.
Yeah, you're wearing a maid costume and you're wearing a new one.
Not because of that.
Not because of that.
Because I shared the secret.
Why are you wearing that?
Yeah, how many subs does it take for you to wear this?
A thousand?
It looks good on you.
It's been one month since I've been doing Twitch.
You're lagging.
I want a thousand.
No, I want a thousand.
Exactly.
I want a thousand.
See, money falls you.
I would wear something for a thousand.
I'm worried in real life.
No.
Yeah.
I was deeply uncomfortable when Katie started street dancing back there.
I started pole dancing.
Well, you know what they say?
What's, what do they call it?
Um, not conversion therapy, but.
It felt like, it felt like, well, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, I'm cracked.
Oh my god, I'm trapped. Oh, oh my god. I'm trapped exposure therapy. Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna throw up chat
And see you're stuck here throw up all over the screen now you have to watch
And you can face your fears ask your strong and powerful face your fears look at us
Look at us in the eyes. Look at both of us
You can do this
Come on, do not do, don't jump.
Oh my god.
It's almost over.
No, I'm so sorry.
I can't, I physically cannot do this.
Okay, really?
You're strong.
Really?
You're brave.
You're brave.
I am from the, I am brave.
This is not fight song.
Come on, the ride's almost over.
You got this.
Don't jump.
You know what I mean.
It's almost there.
Oh
Where'd he go you're strong and brave
Good job
Oh my god
Oh, okay, well well, okay, we
I'm trying to protect you watch out
I'm not who shows up to work in their underwear. You know what I'm saying
It's a fun experience for everyone Molly just be be careful seriously
Yeah well I don't know how much you know about Katie but she has strangled some
kittens in the last week on the SP. Is that someone you should trust? Yes I have
strangled some kittens but you're not in that way Shuffle.
She's your back buddy. She told me she likes to drown and they shallow.
All right, I've done these rides
You know, why the hell are you wearing those glasses?
Oh, I can't see very well
You know, why are you wearing his clothes? I don't like it. Oh, you don't like it. Okay. I mean, I can just change like it
like it. I could just change. Just makes me uncomfortable. Oh, you really don't talk with
him. No, no, me and him don't get along. But you look you make the outfit look fantastic.
It's it's just it reminds me too much of one. Oh, right. Thank you. You know what? I'll
keep I'll put that in the consideration bank. Please make some changes at home. I don't
want to see this you have enough bedrock only seven oh oh if you go talk to
nacho go talk to nacho and do this in front of him not so many dance for you
dude you do this and he's in hell for you a lot watch go do it go dance in
front of him Nacho Nacho look buddy look buddy okay look at that's really
good that's really good that is so good right nacho
in your twitch chat and you can tell me how I look in a make-up
let me one second very important
not sure not sure no I'm just just talking I was just talking
oh we're not able to say thank you well that's a pity because I was thinking maybe
That would be my first time.
Nacho, come on!
It was good!
One more.
Nacho, freak!
It's okay, Dave.
See you had it in you.
Thank you.
Thank you for believing in me.
Nacho, Nacho, Nacho.
I want to know this buddy! I want to know that buddy!
EEEE! EEEE!
What?
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
OOOH!
It's working!
I'm trapped in that rock!
Can I actually buy these right?
In the description box?
I want to write on the text!
Why do I have a hat on?
Wait, I can't get you.
I'm gonna go with the word, because I'm a model.
Kill them in a model.
Ah, I see!
What?
I can click on your name.
Exactly.
Yeah, run away.
Alright.
How can I help you?
What are some of these things? I don't know what I'm looking at.
Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. Nacho, I love you. I love you. Come here, Nacho. Come here, buddy. Come here. Come here. Come here, buddy.
I'm gonna pet you. I want to pet you. I'm petting you, Nacho.
Oh my gosh. Hold on, guys.
Is it lagging on stream or just in game?
I can't even read chat right now. It's so bad. This is so crazy. Oh my gosh. Okay, my chat's not moving at all.
Okay, I have no shower now, so I'll just go based on vibes and disable distant horizons.
Okay, let me do that because I did that on my PC at home.
I am gonna do that.
Oh my gosh, okay, I had a, I had a, um, it's really bad.
W Audio Podcast.
Let me know if I have a booger.
Wait, I kind of forgot how to phone your mic again.
I kind of forgot how to disable that.
Let me do some coding
Mods just horizons
Do I just delete it
What do I do with it?
If I see it in the phone still?
I literally just delete it.
Chet, there's no, like, disabled.
Like look.
It's right here.
Delete?
I don't know if that's good.
It's still bad?
I'm in my mods tab in the game, I'm in my mods tab in the game, like look, I'm in my
It's right here. Configure.
Okay, I'm just going to delete it. What do I need it for? I don't need it. It's not going to do anything.
gonna do anything. When I get back in game hopefully the tapping will go. I'm
gonna get a different mic here at Sassy Stewies I think. I'm gonna have to make
best fight trip. Where did it go? Distant horizons. Okay, if I delete this in the whole
game deletes. This is your fault.
I got a tight grip on reality, but I can't let go of what's in front of me here.
Oh, so much a world of difference.
It's probably just a lot at the moment.
Okay, what have I not done?
Alrighty.
Hit the six targets when a prize.
No way it's bad again.
Okay, I'm leaving the theme park.
I'm leaving the theme park.
I'm leaving the theme park.
If it's going to be like this, but my chat was freezing when I was there, my chat was freezing.
I don't know where anybody is right now.
I'm not going to go there.
Nobody's here.
Can someone take me to Nether?
Can someone take me to Nether?
Guys, today I'm just going to explore.
I'm going to watch the VODs and then later this week I'll get into more stuff, but it's
laggy right now and I just want to explore the new things. Nacho? Nacho! Go Nacho!
Go, go, go Nacho! Go, go, go Nacho! Okay, following you!
Ay, ay, ay, ay! Okay, I'll get in your boat.
99 bottles of nacho on the wall 99 bottles of nacho take one down pass it around 98
bottles of nacho on the wall! Oh my gosh.
Oh, quite the journey!
Oh no, oh not the theme park. Oh I might be cooked. Oh I might be cooked nacho.
Dammit, quick, dammit! Hard to keep up with this little sucker.
And what, what do we have up there?
No. No. No. What is down here?
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Who built this?
Nacho, are you coming in?
Are you coming in with me?
Okay.
You go first.
You go first.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
You go first
I'm in I built a
Wow, this is sick this is so beautiful
Sorry, I told everybody I built the portal even though I didn't-
Wow, I've never been to the Nether before!
Oh, what the fuck is that?
Nacho, what the fuck is that?
So beautiful, just like you Nacho, and just like me.
Did you come prepared? Yes, I have a sword, I have a sword.
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
get the fuck down, get the fuck down.
Me and Nacho don't play, boy.
Like, how many hits does it take?
Oh, I actually don't have gold.
I need to go get gold, don't I?
You don't have any gold on.
Probably.
Ha ha!
Nacho!
I love you, Nacho.
Seriously.
Okay, I can.
Okay.
We should get gold and come back.
Okay.
Let's meet here.
I'm gonna meet you here.
Okay, buddy?
Let me go get a gold helmet.
Bye, little eggy. I'll be back.
Oh my gosh, he's so fucking cute.
He's so fucking cute. He's so fucking cute.
He's so fucking cute.
Damn! Like, holy shit!
I wish the fucking Lorax lived here so we didn't have all these trees.
No, it's like the damn Lorax lives here because we have all of these trees.
Hey Grace, oh my god, I need to get Kylie, so I'll talk to Nacho.
Actually, I'm going to do boots.
Actually.
Bring the gold to trade.
Okay, um, and I can make these into leave important stuff behind.
I'm not going to die in there.
I won't die, trust.
Nacho has creative mode.
It'll be okay.
Did I not hit Kukurucho land?
What's the closest thing to it?
Where the fuck is it?
courthouse nice thank you guys
not so much behind me
hey! who wants to come to the nether? I'm going to the nether ladies!
We're having ladies night.
We're having ladies night.
We're having ladies night.
You should join us.
Are you sure you guys want me there?
What?
Are you sure you guys want me there?
We're going to get you for tea.
What are you doing?
What are you having us?
Pretty soon actually.
Okay, I'm just going to go to the nether for one second to fight the dragon and then I'll be right back.
Fight the dragon?
Dragon
Yeah
The Lady's Knight is right now in the Nether.
It's right now and it's in the Nether?
Yes.
Hey Nacho! Can Nacho come?
Or is he not invited?
Well, I'm afraid he's going to die.
Oh, no he's pretty strong and tough.
You're going to the Lady's Knight with us in the Nether?
We're having Lady's Knight in the Nether?
Let's go then, let's go now.
Do I need to bring something?
Do I need to bring guacamole or something?
No, todo está perfecto en la Lady's Night.
Solo necesitamos ir y ver qué va a pasar.
Entonces, vamos Nacho.
Go ladies, go ladies, go ladies.
Normal ass appetizer! Normal ass appetizer, bro!
Okay, chicken wings! Wait, where did they go?
No, I don't actually.
Woo-hoo! Nacho! Nacho cinema! Nacho, get in! Nacho, get in! Nacho!
This is my house!
This is beautiful!
I'll hit this, but I won't show up unannounced or anything.
Niña!
Ladies!
Oh, I am lagging.
Not sure.
Hello?
Shall we go?
the lady that's the other one the hell is done by ladies
What do we do it ladies?
Guys what are we going to be doing?
We talk, we do skincare, we tease each other.
We can do whatever.
we go to the nether and kill the the animal who's creator
is senpai coming to play these guys?
yeah it's not good for them
yes i have been yeah i've been on the force one as well
okay okay senpai period yep call me in period
Your voice is a little bit thick, but it's a woman.
You're one to ask.
Oh yeah.
No, I'm a woman completely.
I love women and I am a woman.
Yeah, right.
If you're a woman named three things Senpai that women do, if you're a woman.
brush their hair just two more just just two more yeah just they care for people
right okay yes I'm getting that and the last one guys count me on I'm not part
of that no no it's okay you guys didn't tell me that you're gonna ask me
questions about women well I mean that was like honestly the simplest question
ever and even the first one it was kind of a terrible answer you know like what
What if a woman, you know, had stage 4 cancer and had chemo therapy and was blood and she didn't brush her hair like she's still a woman, you know?
That is sad then, yeah.
Yeah, you know what I mean? So, we'll work on the questions and the answers but you're still invited. You're still invited.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
What the fuck is this guy doing? He's got a fucking girl right here? Now that guy should have been fined.
Leave her alone.
I'm in that night as well.
Where is the portal be?
Do you have the materials for the portal?
I have a portal. I can get the materials.
Ah, do you have a portal?
Yes, I have a Brazilian portal if you guys want.
What's up guys?
Hey! Oh, much, much better fit.
Yeah, I tore up all his clothes.
Yep, Burnham. We can use him for the bonfire later.
Oh, but I'm wearing his clothes.
Oh, okay.
Well, later, later.
Oh, yes.
Um, I, you know, I took them, got used to them.
Cut them up.
He might have a crop top when he comes back, but that's fine.
He said that I could borrow his clothes.
Well, what?
Well, what?
Well, what?
Well, what?
Well, what?
Well, what?
Well, what?
What?
Why?
Why I'm going to be used this literally outfit when he comes again.
Exactly, exactly.
Oh my God.
We're going to see who I am in the sexy.
Oh, yes, exactly.
Exactly.
I think he'll understand.
I think he'll understand.
I think he'll understand.
Yes.
Okay, I'm so excited you're in the North.
I know.
I love the North so much, except for Juan.
I love everybody here.
Yeah, it was actually, I'm kind of part of the North actually.
Oh, no, no, I actually got fired but I still consider myself part of it because I like the family vibe up here
Yeah, I used to actually teleport to your room a lot
Yeah
I was like always
I'll come back. I'll come back.
Wait, where are we going?
We gotta get ladies night moving.
Where are they going?
I don't know.
He got all the clothes right now.
Does my English want to pay?
Great.
Can I say 11?
Oh.
Oh, I have a 2-fadle.
You're lighting.
I'm lighting?
She has it.
I can take her to camp at all.
I'm not going to live in.
I'm like, I'm tree, I think so.
No, no, it's really good.
Oh, I'm lying.
It's in the campamento.
They're speaking in full sentence.
That's like what I can do in Spanish, you know?
My bad.
Okay.
Bad timing.
Bad timing.
Katie, do you want to get in the boat?
Get in the boat.
Oh, fuck you.
I'm taking her to camp.
I didn't answer the questions.
Dude, OK, wait.
I'm being so honest.
You don't have Camp Fatal?
I have it, but there is something wrong with my waystone.
I got to say, didn't expect that complication.
Thought it was only because it was the carnival.
But no, apparently it's literally everywhere.
You have Camp Fatal?
Oh, I have Camp Fatal.
You do?
OK.
You know what? I don't mean to take the rain.
Am I in the front?
I don't know. Okay. Yeah.
Perfect. Come on.
Follow me, follow me.
Okay, we'll do.
Okay.
Yes, Senpai?
Yeah, just come back.
Can we help you?
Three, two, one.
Woo!
Wait, that was an impressive jump.
Thank you.
He's ready to enter the portal!
He's calling in for the leg and all.
Let's go!
There's no way to get there!
He's wrong to be here without him.
Wait, the portal here?
Let's go to the portal, yeah?
We're going to get out of the portal!
Let's go to the portal!
Woo!
Oh, damn!
There's a lot of people in the portal, damn.
Someone punched me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get cozy, get cozy.
There are these people out there.
I don't damage.
Join in, join in.
It doesn't work.
No, it shouldn't work.
It will work, trust.
La señal no llega.
Maybe we just take turns.
Maybe it's like a one at a time Brazil trip, you know?
All right, your turn now.
Your turn.
Bye, baby!
Bye, senior!
Bye, postre!
Bye!
I don't go.
I don't go.
Uh-oh.
All right.
After you.
Oh, he's-
Alright!
After you!
You're right!
Yeah, there we go!
Ladies?
Hello?
What the fuck are you doing here?
She's not boys type.
There's no boys allowed.
Okay!
Hey guys!
Oh my god, that's so good!
I'm going to the FPSM
Okay, this is the first thing that's done here
What do I remember?
It's a bike today!
Friend?
Yeah?
It's a bike
What?
Yes
This is the first step in the game
Jump?
I was really trying to see like the if anybody in the group was you know
know what water is just I just want to see if anyone cares oh am I gonna die oh my god I hope
nobody why is she still on fire regular to anyone is this not a problem water this is not well
we can't dance water yeah yeah yeah okay that just doesn't work around here okay I'm chilling I'm
Oh goodness Oh good!
Oh god I'm not gonna do that again. Perfect.
This is what I though.
Oh no I'm fine.
Oh! I'm fine.
What was that?
Ahhhh!
What? I'm just I'm wondering if like you know what I mean.
Maybe try try try.
Try?
Try on this.
Yeah?
Even though I'm burning on fire
Yes
Why'd you say your leadership skills are?
Um...
Top tier
She is no top tier
What?
Is that right? What the fuck?
Bro, I am supposed to be the leader, hello?
I'll lead you guys
I've already been like a leader for ladies night
I think it's Katie
What the hell does Senpai know about ladies?
Exactly, thank you
Almost everything
Molly?
Hey
Alondra, what do you think?
Yeah
I think, okay, you you want to be the leader or what?
No
Wait, no, I think it should be Katie today
Yeah
Okay, okay, okay
Three
I know that you cannot sleep in the nether
I didn't die
My gosh
for the group I will not let you guys down oh why Nacho is not the leader Nacho can be the leader I
actually I think Nacho would be a good leader okay Nacho are you the leader of the lady's mic we are going to follow you
Seriously, Neta?
Nacho!
You can't save us!
Nacho?
Damn, he's fast!
Yeah, Nacho!
We'll let the little literal Hellspawn lead us.
It's a perfect, brilliant idea.
You save this portal because I don't have a waypoint.
Oh my god, dude, really?
It's fine, we'll find someone else here.
This is naturally leaving us now?
Guys, somebody just asked about the girls.
I don't need much more.
Cochino.
Yeah, I don't want to, I don't want to, yeah?
Oh, it's not that.
Oh.
use uh... yeah
guys
shit
shit
ladies
hey nacho
Yeah, I mean
Hey Nacho! Hey Nacho!
This night, you said Ronca is a woman
I never met Ronca!
Why you breaking?
Oh, I'm just sitting there, so we go back
The next time we want it
Yeah!
We have one right here
Yep
Hey! Good idea!
This is very...
intelligent of your party
Yes
someone trust me someone understands me
Nacho?
what's what's happening?
where's Nacho?
I don't know
maybe
hopefully dead
where did that half the ladies go?
hopefully dead
Nacho is hopefully dead not the ladies
I told you about the egg, he's not a good doodler.
Oh, hey guys, so sorry about that, so sorry about that.
Perdon, my inventory is so bad, I'm a messy girl, what can I say?
The end of the star, I don't know.
Okay, so who's O?
What?
That's exactly what we don't do, okay.
We need to found like the
right for kids. Okay, just
Let's let's head in a direction
Let's go there. Let's go
For another fortress another fortress
Another fortress
To the nether fortress
Nacho, no veo que cambien mucho el neder, es que a el neder.
Que material en el que no tenemos.
Me encantaría que saliera algo monstruoso que me asuste.
I think I'm lagging.
Ya, ya.
Those are just a test.
Senpai, cual es el material que todavía no tenemos?
Almost everything that the nether has to offer.
Wait, is that a fortress?
No, that's not a fortress.
What is this?
You guys want me to find a fortress?
I can find a fortress.
Yes, you'll hold.
By smell? By sniffing?
It's not right there! I just found a fortress! I just found one!
Yeah, I just found one.
This is beautiful.
How are you guys getting over there?
Guys, I don't have to spy the backpack!
Don't worry, we'll create a path. Give me like ten business days
No, I do but I don't think I would make it I don't have the spider back back to climb
Because
What what what what what happened yeah
I gotta be a good person, and I
Let this be a lesson to never be a good person again
Can you guys just climb this up?
What? Is this yours?
Yeah, I have another one.
Come here! Come here! This is the best thing ever! I don't know how I'll ever repay you!
I know, girl. I know.
Thank you.
So, move your ass and look for a place.
Oh, my bad. Okay. Let me move it for me.
I
Have
Guys if there's any house
I don't need no dad. No. No. Can we be friends? Okay. I did. I did. I don't want to lie. I don't. But yes.
See. I agree. You're a woman? Yes. I'm a woman too. Let's go. Let's go all together. Let's go.
Another one. Wait, we have that.
Guys why here
I think
It's so delay, dude
Yeah, we could this is a shit for us. I don't know where we go
I have no idea. Let's follow me
Where you at? Just follow me first of all hold on hold on. Hold on. Yes, I'm bullshit.
Oh, let me just use my senses here
Oh
It's tough about
Like okay stuff. I gotta say
You find in anything good
All I want is hats and there's no hat.
Why are you killing me dude?
He's trying to murder me Molly.
I have a few.
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, this is the best ever.
Yes.
Oh my gosh, I don't know how I'll repay you.
I don't know how I'll repay you.
No, you have to pay me.
Really?
Oh my gosh.
You have to protect all the women, but you have to trust them.
Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
Are you see what I got?
No, no, no, no, no. Okay.
I already have a flower crown. Do you have one?
Oh, I don't think so. There you go.
Thank you.
I got this from the room.
So tell me how I look at it.
Wow. I'm going to wear it.
Does this look good?
No.
Uh, this is what looks good.
That little baby-bib you got on me.
That looks like Nasha.
Alright.
Nice baby-bib, man.
No, you can have it, actually.
What? No, you can have it.
No, just keep it. No, just keep it.
I don't even like it at all.
Anyone can have it.
I just pick it up.
No one has pick it up.
Oh, yeah.
Can you even have it?
Wait, how do I pick it up?
Just right click.
No, we haven't searched for a lot, maybe we'll find something to look for.
Upstairs?
Yeah!
Okay!
Saw that pretty fun.
Sick!
It kind of matches my fit.
Yeah.
It's from my baby Nacho.
Ladies?
Voy por él?
Up here, ladies!
Ladies!
¿Estás bien?
I'm coming, ladies!
I'm here ladies ladies
I'm coming ladies
Red watt oh
Hey
Es pura basura
Es pura basura
I'm here
This place sucks
It's true
It does
Mucha basura
Mucha basura
Mucha basura
Mucha basura
Mucha basura
I'm here
We need to find something to kill.
Do something.
Do something!
Huh?
I don't care, forget it.
Little bro wants to join ladies night so bad. I know right fuck you rare is rare's mama at the party
Little bro is desperate for ladies night
Damn
Damn is amazing it's so bad
We're kind of an exclusive spot aren't we?
Are you okay?
Are you bringing so heavy? Are you alright?
Oh ladies night. This is ridiculous. Oh you want hot? Yeah
All right, okay, let me you look good
Let me take my turn my helmet off really quickly yeah, yeah
Okay, let me know how it looks. I don't think I have this hat
thoughts
ladies
uh
Be honest. I just think it covers your face too much
Yeah, but I do like it. It's but it's just you know
It's really like a heart. It's like a man. Yeah, it covers my full face. Well, I'll wear it for a little bit. I'll see
so we should be getting drunk what oh yeah huh yeah is that not the ladies
I mean we could but we just like I guess nobody's ever brought some stuff like
it come on we should be drinking we should be making margaritas I love a
margarita I have some favorite you have some margaritas yeah this purchase is
Shit, it is shit, I need more!
This force is fucking sucks, ass!
Let me try an x-ray real quick.
Let's see if I can find something.
Get it.
Get it?
Do you know what an x-ray is?
X-ray?
An x-ray?
Yeah.
Do you not know about that?
Oh, Nacho is here, right?
Oh.
Hi, Nacho.
Yes, yes.
Nacho, there you are.
What a Nacho.
Oh, shit.
Oh, hey Nacho.
Hey buddy.
Hey, what do you want, buddy?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, thank you Nacho.
Thank you, Nacho. Thank you, Nacho. I really appreciate it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Nacho was my son. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's just he's giving me that I think for Mother's Day
Nephew I heard something
Yeah, it's not really
Mama and Papa, but it's so it's no no. It's not really it's a little bit more complicated than that
Uh, Nacho, you are adopted, right?
Yeah.
We're kind of platonically co-parenting him.
Ah, yo quiero un hijo.
Necesito un hijo, Nacho.
Si un día tienes un hermanito, hace sea mi hijo, por favor.
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
hey don't don't rush him take a time dude the speak girls don't say dude was
Senpai uh they say like they say bro bro take a time yeah that sounds a lot
more feminine thank you thank you okay tell us a fucking signal something bro
Nacho, Nacho, uh, Senpai, when was the last, how bad were your period cramps the last time that you were on your period?
Uh, real fucking bad, I cried a lot though, cause it was bad.
What brand of tampons do you buy?
Uh, I would not like to disclose that, but it's-
But that's girl talk.
Uh, yeah.
So just tell me which ones you buy.
Cause I'm looking for to switch up.
Damp max
Hey
Just a small town egg living in a lonely world.
Okay, I'm following. I'm following. Oh, this backpack is the best.
Damn, Nacho. Damn, Nacho! Damn, I...
Ah! I just fell off. Okay, now what?
Nacho, do you have any sort of plan?
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
Oh, my, oh, my God.
Oh.
Okay.
Okay.
Thank you for telling me.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, I did not mean to do that in all caps.
to do that in all caps that sounded really freaking out okay yeah that's not gonna happen trust me
not on my watch you better stay with me at all times not to snitch but yeah i don't forgive him
no no no no no worries look i'm your secret is safe with me i don't now he's on my bad side
he is on my bad side because that's fucking ridiculous you don't touch my nachos you don't touch
That's my little nacho!
Okay, thank you for telling me. I appreciate that.
You can tell me anything.
Thank you.
Thank you, son.
Okay, what did they say?
Down.
Let's go back.
Ah!
Nacho!
Nacho!
Nacho!
Nacho!
I thought I lost you.
Are you having fun on girls night?
Really?
She didn't-
Yes, I am! I don't know why I thought I had to make a whole last sign. I'll just ask the question. Yes.
Yes, I'm having so fun because I'm having quality time with my son. Oh my gosh, I'm about to die though.
Holy food, I need food. Oh my gosh, I need food. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Actually, let me find food.
Oh, I gotta put on my other backpack.
I think I'm gonna die in this house!
I need this creamy pasta bad.
I need this creamy pasta really bad.
You can't be Brad?
One fucking bread nacho, you give me one piece of bread bro?
How skinny do you think I am?
Where you going? Where you going?
Are we going back to the ladies?
Nacho, what if we never get out?
Oh thank you nacho! Thank you!
oh gosh i'm a chud
What the fuck did they go, what the fuck are they?
I see them. Thank you Nacho. Thank you for taking me to the promised land.
Wait, you called me greedy?
Big mama's gotta eat Nacho.
Oh, okay.
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Ladies?
Moonlight because it's charged.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We better learn about that and be happy.
We already did learn about it.
Ah!
Oh, she's not dead, really.
What the hell is Shapo at ladies night?
You can ask him some questions.
Ask me some questions.
Okay, what brand of tampons do you use Shapo?
I use a menstrual cup.
Free question.
Menstrual cup all the way for me.
Okay, okay.
That's good, that's good.
Um, when you go get your nails done, what do you ask for?
French manicure.
Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
What's your, what's, uh, your favorite makeup product and brand?
Um, okay, well, so many, so many come to mind.
I'm really, no skin care stuff, right?
No skin care stuff, no, that's a straight,
well, I think,
Charlotte Tilbury setting spray is my favorite, I think.
Set spray.
Keep it all together, you'll get it.
Ooh, okay.
Hey, you'll spray.
All right, one more question?
Mm-hmm.
If you're really a woman,
what is your bra size?
Be-be-be-be-be-be-and-be-and-be-seventy-five-seventy-five-be, I think.
I've grown since puberty.
Holy fucking tits!
Shit!
Jesus! Oh my god! Okay!
Well you are a man, there's a woman in the name!
Damn!
Wow, okay!
Oh
Okay
Yeah, yeah, can you not wait stone out of here guys guys guys guys help me help me help me help me
I know my bad. That's my bad. I'm sorry. That's my fault
Yeah
I don't see the way to pull that.
Well, this makes me think about when my mental top overflows sometimes.
It happens.
Oh, I bet that's Rough Queen.
I'm so sorry.
Yes, Queen.
Let's move on from that conversation.
No, no.
Why?
Why?
See that positive?
Yes, it is.
Let's just...
I can't really seem to close up the blood hole.
and the top of the right right the blood hole
yeah
I'm safe now
you get that from your mama
you know that
okay yeah let's go upstairs let's go upstairs
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We're almost done.
Oh, we're going up to the block.
Where are we going? Okay.
Are we glaring over?
This feels like a real...
Yeah, no big deal.
I was just fighting the under...
um, the under...
under panel bottles.
Dude.
It's hard beating a woman.
it seems it is it is it isn't as easy as it seems
yes
i mean i feel so welcome by all these female strength
raw female strength raw female strength exactly
Look at you, you're a girl.
Yes, oh yeah, yeah.
Eww.
No, it's a rat.
Sorry to go on.
No, that's just Dr. Maldi.
He just does stuff like that?
Yeah, yeah, don't mind him.
No, I don't know much about that guy.
I mean, it's a torches.
Well, he pretty much saved my life, so that's...
He did?
Yeah.
I served jury duty with him once, seemed pretty chill.
would write it in the box
and i have to be a lot of my stuff behind that like something
that you say that but you say back
uh-huh
back off these ladies
all right
he's not sure what i made a real truth
he made a powerment over there
yeah i'm not gonna lie really
bitch
he called him a bitch
wait
I messed up bad, and I hit one of them earlier.
Holy shit.
Oh, you are literally that...
I would have called him a gentleman.
Ugh, if he wasn't so female.
I'll put him on the couch.
What's wrong?
What's the next step of ladies' night?
The next step? I mean...
I mean, uh, destroying the patriarch, right?
Just, straight away.
away dismantle it yes yes right yes sir let's just say one thing we hate
about men period you're eating quay yeah why don't you go
oh so many oh my gosh actually online mustache you don't mind mustache actually
Think that they can be quite sexy
Only mustaches, but beard included or just only the mustach. I just really like facial hair
Okay, all of it. So you don't mind sometimes I have a mustache so I can't even
You heard
I can just keep doing this.
The hair?
You don't need that hair.
You don't need the chest hair in life.
Yeah, I don't like when they have chests from their belly button to their pubes.
Yeah, I see what she's getting.
But if you have like, if you have like a Persian carpet, like all the way, I can see what they're coming from.
But if you have like spotty chest hair, that's disgusting.
It is disgusting.
Yes, yes.
Yeah, can I do a view of that all along?
Where are you selling it?
Who invited these men here?
No, no, not these men, these pig men.
Not these lovely ladies, of course.
Oh, okay. Well, then what the hell?
I killed all of them and it's been a problem ever.
What money do you need?
Sorry, move it as well. Shoulder hair?
What's with the shoulder hair?
Why are we still talking about men's body hair?
Anywhere.
This is so cool though.
Typical men ruining a lady's night.
These are some men.
With their fitting fireballs.
When men ruin the ladies nights and show up yes, and it's like what we're trying to have ladies night
And they're not even a lady. It's like what what are you even doing here?
The handle it 2026
Okay
Well
your bush well in the winter in the winter summer I have like a like a
right okay all right what do we do I think I think we progress okay bush
braiding in this thing yes feels like progress huge very cute okay let's see
I don't know, like, are we supposed to just, like, go through this massive field of blood until we find something worth it?
It's like a female fishing quest or something, after all.
Oh, that means...
Um... yeah.
Where is anything?
I hear them.
You hear them.
Ladies!
Oh, there they are!
Hey, Lace!
nothing oh wow female and the women and their indecisiveness right yeah oh you
say you you have the ability to find a portalist yes yes yes I said that
it and don't listen to you okay okay okay okay yeah ladies ladies come here
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Just as ladies stock finding portals, that's what we do.
Oh yes, I can do that for us!
Okay, just give me a moment, give me a moment, give me a moment.
Just, just come on!
Oh, welcome back ladies!
Hello ladies.
She's sniffing out the portal, it's like she's lashing or something.
You are so amazing.
Thank you, thank you, we are right, there is a fortress that is going to be, okay, just
come around here ladies, just keep following me.
Just keep on following me.
We are not too far.
It's like a syphilis gets all over again.
Fighting for feminism.
You guys see this right here?
This is one.
Right over that, over yonder.
Right, um, what is this break, who built this?
Just a lady like Noy does nothing to see here.
Just ignore that.
Oh no, gracious.
Just ignore that.
Going through the lava.
She is the one.
I think she is.
She's the one who set us women free to get, because to make even amounts of money like
the men.
Yes.
Just behind this cliff, there's even pay I think.
There's gonna be that and a fortress behind this. There's gonna be equal pay both
Bored at the same time that's
We have to eat up ladies
Oh, yes, avocado toast the thing we like right yes, we like avocado toast
yes we love it we should just actually we should just play a game oh yes
fuck it like yeah I don't even know why we've been looking for a fortress and we
could be playing games okay you're gonna tell them or you guys why are we then
We don't even need a fortress. I just realized yes, we could just
No, we don't even know no, it's okay like we just
We're gonna play a game
Yeah
We're gonna just, let's just go to the,
why don't we go to the theme park and have ladies sign?
Well, she has so much way to walk and she picked this.
Well, you can't, well, I think she's gonna be lost
and now she won't, I think we should be nice to her
along with her and just say, yes, okay, Katie.
We'll go to the theme park, of course.
Yeah, okay, I got it.
Yeah.
But, I don't go.
yes yes yes guys can I be honest with you yeah I don't know what the fuck I'm
doing I don't know what I'm doing no I don't know what I'm doing I don't know I
really don't I don't know we agree we agree with your plan
I'm the worst woman ever I'm the worst woman ever and I deserve all of my rights
There are a lot worse woman
What's the wife of Hitler called again
Use this philosophy
No, I'll save you somebody save her
Somebody sit here
Let's try to get a turn of load out try to be a hero
Maybe spit!
I'm just...
Ah, she's out!
I'm good for nothing.
Gislain Maxwell is pretty awful.
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Okay?
Yeah, definitely worse, okay.
Thank you, that makes me feel a lot better.
That's true.
Thank you.
Okay, so now what?
They kinda left us behind, Katie.
They kinda left us behind, Katie.
I don't know, I suck as a woman.
I fucking suck at everything.
Oh well, I think we found him again.
I'm fucking burning again.
It's worse!
That's not because you're a woman, I suck at minecraft as well and I'm a woman now.
But you are a woman, so...
Yeah, okay, maybe it's a women's gene.
Now they're all up there, a 30,000 feet ahead of us, and...
Yes.
We're never gonna get it back.
And I was acting like John the Arch, who didn't want to be a woman or something.
I thought about his...
Wow, you know so much about women.
I mean, of course! I love women!
You're a better woman than I am. Where the hell are they?
I'm over... I'm over girls night!
I have no idea. Now I'm losing you.
I'm over girls night. I'm over girls night. I'm over girls night. I'm over girls night.
I'm over... I'm over...
Okay, that's not happening. Men night!
We're having men night then.
You can be a man now.
Maybe you're better at that.
Maybe. I probably should go to non-binary night.
Okay, that's fine with me as well.
Gender fluid milk?
We can go with the waves of what they bring to us.
I'm going to go ride the rides to take my mind off of this. Seriously.
Is that a LGBT thing? Ride the rides? Like just go with the flow?
Yeah, it's an LGBT thing. It's people who are LGBT. They like like Disneyland and shit like that.
Where even are you? One of the letters was for Disney adults. Yeah, LGBTD.
Disney adults. Yeah, okay. Well, are you
below me? Yeah, I'm down here. I'm just down here thinking about my thoughts and just
I'm going to the theme park. I'm not even kidding. Hey, you go to the theme park. Hey, I think you did an excellent job.
Thank you. Hey, this girl, you, you, you were above gender, I think. Well, thank you. Right. It's like, I don't even need a label.
I think is what I proof today. I think we none of us need a label. Mm-hmm. Thank you
We just uh the hard ones what the hard ones and we're just following it. That's so beautiful
Come here shop. Oh, oh
Come on. I think I'm well. I don't know where my
Realist give me a second. Come here. Okay. Okay. Well, I think we've done a lot of healing
Yeah, I needed this a lot of nasty stuff about you Katie behind your back
You should know like they asked me where is Katie and I was all like she's probably drowning kittens in a shallow pool
Because she wants to feel them struggle a bit. I said those things and I should have that what else did you say?
Mostly cat wrangling stuff, so no real personal stuff
I saw those... I saw those images on the TV with you killing the cat and then you laughing.
It struck a chord within me.
But now I think maybe Katie was right and that cat was evil.
She saw it in his walls.
Thank you. Thank you for coming around. I think we both healed today.
I think we did. We healed.
We healed us girls. Girl power on three.
Well, we just said gender, the gender stuff is irrelevant.
Gender power on three.
I bet it's like a new age power rangers.
The gender rangers.
Oh, we're the gender rangers.
Gender rangers on three.
I'm pink.
One, two, three.
Gender rangers.
Yes.
Thank you, Shapo.
That felt great.
Now I'm going home to my wife and kid.
Now I'm going home to my wife and kids to tell them about the adventure that I've been on.
Me too.
You have a wife and kid as well?
Yeah.
Cool.
Wife and kids on three.
Wife and kids on three.
One, two, three.
Wife and kids!
Wife and kids!
And one more thing.
One, two, three.
Those jolly candies at Walmart.
Oh yeah.
Candy's
Like my I might like my drop juicy
I don't see
Yeah, bye wish I could take you but I don't have I don't I don't have a bow
No problem
You can do it girl or non-binary whatever
I needed that I needed that that was so funny
Okay, I have to leave girls name because I want to go watch Tomatay's FOD and I want
to see if there's any last thing I want to hit on the theme park.
I think I got most of it.
There are most of the rides.
I literally think I did everything.
The theme park is fun.
My favorite ride is the roller coaster.
Oh, let's go watch Tomatay's and and and Pappino's too.
Peanuts, Joe.
Like what the fuck is my corridor?
Yeah, disconnect.
Okay.
Whew, what about prizes at the park?
All right, well, we'll visit the park another time.
I'll visit the park another time.
I will see everybody.
Today, so many people were on, I wasn't able to get to make all of the rounds to everybody, but let's see.
Okay, so,
let me quit this.
WQSNP, more to come.
Chat, what is this twitch?
Tomatito?
Oh, me not even nine miles in twitch.
Oh man, my man, my man.
So what do we have now?
For views like this, you gotta get out there, and afford Bronco or a pavement just to shift.
It goes over any type of terrain.
Enjoy open air freedom and capturing the lead.
To twitch turbo you get no ads on any stream. Is that what twitch turbo is?
My gosh, I need to get twitch turbo. That's a good ass deal
Okay
This is the start right here, I'm so confused
And why is it so dark?
I'm scared.
Babe!
Babe!
right now! I should be there!
He doesn't even know.
He doesn't even know.
I don't know if I can watch it!
But I don't know if I can watch it! I'm not kidding!
I'm about to throw up.
Come on, baby. Come on, baby, you're a fighter, baby!
A longer 16 months? Thank you!
Is that what it was?
Oh no! No!
Head!
Babe, show that face card.
Show that fucking face card, babe, right now.
Look at me, did it!
He just did it!
His back card, but still.
Look at him in his face card.
Run, now!
Oh god. Run!
No, no, no, oh my god, think how he was probably so scared.
He probably was thinking about me.
He was probably thinking about me.
Looks the same from the front and the back.
I'm like actually I'm a shoe
What the heck
Yeah, if it's too much turn you can turn it off if it's too much
Because this is like a lot for me to
I don't know if you can hear it.
I don't know if you guys can hear it.
Babe, you know when it's like to get inside!
Oh my gosh, oh my fucking gosh, he was so scared and he's like actually that's just somebody's
baby by the way.
That's somebody's fucking baby.
I don't think I should get in here.
And see he's panic typing.
He doesn't usually misspell.
He's panic typing.
That's my baby, that's my fuckin' baby.
I'm about to farm it.
I
Know what the hell boy
No!
No!
No!
Let me go!
Who said Elsa?
Okay.
Tom?
What the fuck?
What the hell?
Hell.
Okay, he said bye.
Okay, he's not dead.
He's not dead.
What's pepeños?
Don't know, he didn't become tomato sauce.
Okay.
Okay, it's time to lock the fuck in though.
Cuz that's that's heartbreaking. This is like I'm gonna be losing sleep over this
Okay, Pino's
Hello, can anyone hear me?
What? What? This is scary.
What is this fucking voice? This is scary.
This is actually crazy.
I mean, I don't know what I gotta do. I don't know what the fuck I have to do to find my
husband, but I gotta do something.
Where is everyone?
I've been an embarrassment of a life.
I need to travel to the end of the damn Earth for him.
I was told to come here for a task.
What is this?
I cannot see.
I can only talk.
Where is everyone?
I have an important task for my brother.
This voice is actually so cute.
I don't think I can find Katie here.
I hope Tom and Katie doesn't come out.
Where are we?
They needed me.
Why does it look like this?
They fucking needed me.
They fucking needed you, Katie.
They needed you, Katie.
It's so dark.
Where were you, Katie?
This is unplayable.
No, this won't happen again.
This won't happen again.
I got a message from Cucarage.
Oh y'all just locked my ass in!
Hello?
Is any Ernie out there?
One percent of my power.
You guys have seen...
Inhuman power.
Maybe one percent.
Help someone.
You see maybe one percent of what's in here.
This is Harry.
Is he mad?
Blacky?
Anyone?
Maybe they ain't coming.
Help
And here for a task
Well
A ransom city
If I go out if I should go closer I'm going to get lost
The plushie!
Follow the wall.
Little laggy there.
Yeah, he types fast as fuck.
Is he native?
Maybe he doesn't misspell a damn word!
Yeah, they got a words per minute for the admins or something.
Yeah, that was the skeleton that was in Nachos.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Help.
Sorry, this guy.
and those three poor babies shouldn't have seen that a dead body these poor
baby like they don't need to be seeing that think about that that's gonna stick
with them forever
That's a good thing I have a therapy business.
I'm clenching my ass cheeks right now this is really I want you guys to know like I'm
doing this for you guys and for to get get it for myself but I just want you to know
this this is tough for me and I want you guys to kind of respect that it's what I
have to do but well that doesn't mean it's easy well doesn't make it any easier
This reminds me that those plushies are 15% off right now.
Okay, it reminds me that they were and now they're full price but that doesn't mean anything.
I thought he was live.
Sorry.
I thought he was still live or something.
Take Tina here.
Is it Tina Kitton?
How come there are the Federation members or women?
Wow!
No Tina Mitt.
Where?
Was?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Quiet. Very, very quiet.
Will then be fucking quiet?
Like, sorry.
Nacho was a girl before he started calling me.
Notice how only one of them was quiet as a damn mouse
in this situation, only one of the three.
What does Pappino mean?
Cucumber.
It just doesn't sound like it at all, so that's hard to remember.
Oh wait, their names are so cute.
Okay, last few minutes here.
I believe that's looking up.
It's so damn dark.
Fatal error has daddy voice.
find you wasn't three people get kidnapped
It's a good one.
A good one.
Good girl?
Good girl.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
How do they think of all this shit?
And then create twitch accounts for all these damn foods?
What the hell's gonna happen to him?
Yeah, like at this point, I just kidnapped him, like...
Okay, so he's just hungry?
Like, is that why he's just fucking hungry?
Okay, that was it.
that was it I actually thought there would be I thought there was gonna be something else at the end
of tomatays and pepinos that was a little more telling I don't know what the fuck I just watched
he did not eat them no he didn't no we didn't uh the fuck he didn't uh all right well
Well, well, well, uh, let's rate, I'm thinking about rating, um, Alondrisa, I don't think
I've rated her.
What's her twitch?
Guys, I'll be here tomorrow.
I don't know what time, uh, probably the time I've been going, I can't give you an exact
time, probably like Alondrisa, is it just Alondrisa, okay, probably just around the
time I've been going live Tuesday, I'm not going to be here, but then I'll be here the
rest of the week. Okay, so we will see what unfolds in the QSMP. Try to get some shit
going. And yeah, Gosha love to hurt. I hit this raid. You have to join the raid. Remember,
or else you're not going to go. I can do it in six seconds. Give me a second. I love
you guys. W Sunday stream. Thanks for watching. It's crazy one. And we'll see what we can
get into this week. Bye, love you.