BEATING HARDCORE MINECRAFT IN ONE NIGHT !socials

RealKatieB

08-26-2026 · 3h 14m

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[00:01:30] Sorry that you got caught from field hockey today, it's okay I give you one time to watch

[00:01:54] What's up chat? What the fuck is up?

[00:02:06] How is everybody doing today

[00:02:09] I'm on my trip

[00:02:11] Wait sassy got a new chair by the way and damn like this thing doesn't even go back at all

[00:02:20] W outfit yeah, I think I look like a British schoolboy

[00:02:24] Hello? Hello? I'm here for my first day of class, a primary.

[00:02:30] That's what I feel like I'm giving.

[00:02:32] So yeah, Max Cosplay. How the fuck does this go back?

[00:02:35] Um, yes, I am at Sassy Stewie's set up. Maybe I failed to mention we are both going on the trip.

[00:02:42] Let's go, W. We are both gonna be out of town, so no streams from either of us.

[00:02:49] Woohoo!

[00:02:52] Shocker.

[00:02:53] Comment if you're shocked. Subscribe if you're not shocked.

[00:02:59] GIF 5 if you're not shocked. Can we see her? She's taking her dog Blue on a walk right now.

[00:03:04] But you can see a memory of her. This mucher than she made me. Yes, I'm fucking back! I'm back!

[00:03:11] infinite money glitch thank you all subbies and re-subbies by the way oh my god not

[00:03:24] I'm not we're not we will actually give thing not people actually give thing I'm

[00:03:31] gonna thank you for the five emack with the five z-ply DNA for the five um how

[00:03:37] long as my trip so our trip we're all going on a trip I today's yes the blanket

[00:03:45] is still up it's so much better in here I've been telling sassy get black out

[00:03:49] curtains get black out curtains and instead she put up a fucking trolls

[00:03:52] blanket but I don't care we are going on a trip we're going on a trip and a

[00:04:00] favorite not vlogging it nope this is gonna be fully offline because I am

[00:04:05] I'm also doing some a little bit of work on the trip as well

[00:04:09] So it kind of already is like a work thing, but I want to take a couple days to just relax and chill and

[00:04:16] Yeah, you guys will know when we get there. I don't I knew I don't want anybody to hop on my flight and

[00:04:21] Come track me down

[00:04:24] I thought she said it was a family trip. So me and sasya are going somewhere then

[00:04:30] Let me explain the breakdown

[00:04:32] Leaving tomorrow to go coming back on the third so won't be live on the third

[00:04:39] We'll be back for one live on the fourth September 4th

[00:04:44] Then I'm going with my family for a two-day

[00:04:49] Trip and then I'll be back for a weekend trip

[00:04:52] So they kind of all aligned on the same week these two trips align

[00:04:57] So it's gonna be it's gonna be a few days off

[00:04:59] But it's yes September thwart is sassy stupid birthday guys

[00:05:03] So make sure you wish her a happy birthday, but I'll be live on the fourth and then I'll be gone for two more days

[00:05:08] And then I'll be back so a little bit of travel little travel not a lot of streaming, but um

[00:05:15] Keep up on my Instagram with my travels

[00:05:18] I'll post some stuff on tiktok for you guys and yes, we are going to film a new season of chicken girls

[00:05:22] Yeah, so that's too long. I know even I'm like wow

[00:05:26] like I genuinely what are we going to do what's something we can do to like to like

[00:05:34] pass the time I don't know

[00:05:45] cry and sleep and watch tiktok cry and watch sleep and watch tiktok rock paper

[00:05:53] scissors is that what I think it means cool crew to cook we root show thank you

[00:06:02] for the bits happy birthday let's go oh my god go to school oh no oh no that's

[00:06:11] really sad okay so it doesn't really look like anybody's gonna be having a

[00:06:16] fun time while I'm gone but on the bright side I'll be back eventually

[00:06:22] you know I'm so sorry but I will be back eventually so who get pregnant oh my

[00:06:31] gosh only procreate if it's to have a Katie beef and so yeah um yeah so I be

[00:06:43] gone for what it's it's like 12ish days but I'll be live for one time in the

[00:06:47] middle of it I give you a little bit of a little bit of a sneak peek I'll come

[00:06:51] back for one day and then I'll dip. So yeah, but it's going to be an amazing time. Make

[00:06:56] sure in the meantime you could follow me on Instagram the one and only K2B follow me on

[00:07:00] Tiktok real K2B follow me on Tiktok fake K2B follow me on YouTube real K2B follow me on

[00:07:04] Spotify K2B vaults watch the vaults on twitch real K2B on twitch. That'd be proud. Um,

[00:07:15] So yeah, but when I get back, guys, I will be changed.

[00:07:19] I'll be better than ever.

[00:07:20] We'll be bigger and better and better.

[00:07:23] I'll come back sexier.

[00:07:24] We're all gonna be sexier.

[00:07:26] We're all gonna be cooler.

[00:07:29] We're all gonna be streamer.

[00:07:31] We're all gonna be taller.

[00:07:34] We're all gonna be,

[00:07:39] what else?

[00:07:42] As well.

[00:07:44] Swag here. Oh

[00:07:46] Thank you for the sub you've inspired me to start Minecraft and finish the game in one stream

[00:07:50] And finish the game in one stream w so that is what I'm a gayer

[00:07:55] That too when it's QSMP back um, I don't fucking know do I look like QSM or P? I don't think so

[00:08:06] You know

[00:08:07] We we can all go shower when I'm gone

[00:08:09] Yeah, you guys might want to shower when I'm gone because you'll have time because I'll be gone for so many days

[00:08:14] You'll actually have like enough time in your day because stream won't be taking up so much of it grace with the five

[00:08:20] Let's go

[00:08:23] What I wanted to do today chat was speedrun my one seat that I lost on

[00:08:29] I don't know if a lot of people remember but I did lose and so

[00:08:34] um but I went to I downloaded it I had to download all the shit on sassy stewies

[00:08:42] PC and you know what I'll say it I tried to do ninja brain bot I messaged max and

[00:08:49] hacks and they were trying to help me and I told them that oh brother this city

[00:08:54] again well max I'm getting to the good part I'm about to get to the good

[00:08:57] part I told them at one part that I knew how to do the rest of it and I

[00:09:02] didn't. I fully didn't. And so I was like, you know what? That seed can wait because I haven't

[00:09:12] really been thinking about it that much, to be honest. I haven't. So yeah, maybe I'll do that

[00:09:19] seed when Max can coach me. Maybe that will be better. But today, this is perfect because a lot

[00:09:26] a lot of people have been saying, Katie, Katie, sure, she learned a lot in Minecraft, but she's

[00:09:33] still fucking sucked in the middle. She's still lost twice. Yeah, Katie has gotten better

[00:09:38] at Minecraft, but she still couldn't beat that one seed. She still couldn't beat that

[00:09:44] one seed. They've been saying, sure, Katie sucks at Minecraft, but I don't, has she

[00:09:51] ever even beaten hardcore? So I thought I have learned so much about Minecraft this

[00:10:02] past couple weeks. People are saying oh she's a Minecrafter oh she's a

[00:10:07] Minecrafter but can't even be a Minecrafter if I haven't beaten hardcore. I will prove

[00:10:13] to you guys today that women can beat Minecraft. I am going to load into

[00:10:20] This is what I'm gonna use everything that I've used I have one fucking life

[00:10:24] One life on this seat on this world to prove to myself

[00:10:31] It's a cute to my loyal fans who never gave up on me and to prove to my coaches who never gave up to me

[00:10:37] Then I can beat it by myself

[00:10:40] And we have one stream to do it. Oh

[00:10:46] My god, that's gonna look so fucking sick

[00:10:50] That is gonna look so sick. Give me a bit of a headache. TJ with the five, thank

[00:10:55] you TJ. So yeah, I am 99% convinced I'm not even trying to clip far and maybe

[00:11:03] this will look crazy looking back at stream. I am 99% convinced I can go

[00:11:09] into hardcore and fucking beat it. Like it does not seem hard now. Max, are you in here?

[00:11:30] Is this what you guys wore in school?

[00:11:37] I feel like I'm the British right now.

[00:11:43] I died to a pork chop though. That was a week ago.

[00:11:46] Okay.

[00:11:48] Choff.

[00:11:51] We had school uniforms. This is what you guys wore though. School uniform.

[00:11:57] Right?

[00:12:00] Okay. Fuck me, I guess.

[00:12:04] Okay. If it's not gift five, give me five if I'm lying.

[00:12:08] Give me, give me five if I'm sexy. I don't know.

[00:12:14] So that's just a zip up.

[00:12:17] Okay.

[00:12:22] Wait.

[00:12:26] Can I do guessing the song in one second?

[00:12:29] Is that like a game or what you know damn well I would suck at that oh dang TJ gifted

[00:12:36] five made a look gifted five damn the beaver gifted five shit lunch gifted five is it on

[00:12:47] YouTube? Is he gifted five? It's a YouTube video?

[00:13:03] What the fuck did Max put on my chat? I'm trusting your link. Oh my god. Oh my god.

[00:13:11] This is the link Max put on my chat. This is exactly what I'm saying. Dude, is

[00:13:16] Is this not, like, British Folk?

[00:13:22] That's British Folk.

[00:13:29] I see the similarity.

[00:13:34] Wait.

[00:13:39] Oh my god, you guys can hear that Minecraft shit?

[00:13:46] Here, chop.

[00:14:08] Is this like real?

[00:14:09] Is this like actually gonna be hard?

[00:14:13] How is this gonna be hard?

[00:14:15] Welcome to a new video tell us in the comments how many you got right let's go

[00:14:45] you

[00:14:57] what what's what's the what's the website

[00:15:02] i thought someone said it was a youtube video

[00:15:04] oh

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[00:21:05] Be right why I

[00:21:07] Kind of got chills from that a little bit. I don't know I don't really want to do a hard mode now because like I kind of want to end on that

[00:21:14] you know what happened at Sharon wait what did happen at Sharon I like it

[00:21:20] sure you know my favorite insurance song

[00:21:29] he found a pot of gold I am one of the biggest Ed Sheeran fans

[00:21:44] Is that loud for you guys?

[00:22:14] Time to play nights and I put it on until the moment was right

[00:22:17] I've been away for months

[00:22:19] I've been

[00:22:21] The lyrics are right here by the way so I could just read them

[00:22:23] I was never looking for a friend

[00:22:25] Maybe you could swing by my room around 10

[00:22:27] Maybe bring the lemon in the bottle of gin

[00:22:30] Maybe in the between the sheets till the 8am

[00:22:32] If you've got a meanie in your shirt just say she's singin'

[00:22:35] I don't love, don't love, don't love

[00:22:39] Damn you ain't that!

[00:22:41] Fuck!

[00:22:42] people do not put enough respect on Ed Sheeran.

[00:22:48] Maybe they do.

[00:22:49] And I just am not up to it.

[00:22:50] It's Max Cillen here or any British people,

[00:22:53] because he should be the Michael Jackson of England.

[00:23:02] Hockey bell, thank you for the five hockey bell.

[00:23:07] He was not in Game of Thrones.

[00:23:12] background cameo what dude imagine I was in the background of Game of Thrones you'd be

[00:23:31] like she looks so out of place I think I would just think that with Ed Sheeran wait Ed Sheeran

[00:23:38] Game from that shroom.

[00:23:50] He has lines

[00:23:59] Hold on

[00:24:01] You're fucking joking

[00:24:08] Ariel?

[00:24:28] Now I see what people say they gave us the last season.

[00:24:35] That's just Ed Sheridan.

[00:24:38] Wrong set!

[00:24:42] It's a pretty song. I've never heard it before.

[00:24:44] It's a new one.

[00:24:45] Are you hungry? We've got some rabbit.

[00:24:48] I don't want to steal your feed.

[00:24:50] You're not stealing, we're offering.

[00:24:52] Come on, it's going to be a cold night.

[00:24:55] Didn't even change his hair or nothing.

[00:24:58] Just same old Ed Sheeran, by the way.

[00:25:01] No wig, no...

[00:25:02] Maybe we'll...

[00:25:03] But we won't comb it over.

[00:25:05] just the fucking scruff okay we're not watching dumb eyes now it's fucking

[00:25:11] YouTube pretty good okay that's crazy that's so funny

[00:25:22] fuck I just spilled matcha okay random ass scene like what was even the point

[00:25:32] Why would they change his hair color not his hair color, but like he literally has Chris's I'm gonna YouTube premium

[00:25:40] like

[00:25:42] What do they call that type of haircut dude just like fluffy he just has like fluffy hair like they didn't have fluffy hair in

[00:25:49] That era. I was alive in that era. I remember like can they not style it so it's like

[00:25:55] So for a for a second we're like is that a chair?

[00:25:59] They're just for a second because I didn't have one second where I thought maybe it's

[00:26:05] not put a helmet off fuck I actually do fit in that time period I've seen a lot of people

[00:26:17] tagging me in some Victorian-ass people saying this looks like KDB all right um

[00:26:29] Travis Scott was in the Odyssey I saw he was like on set but he was not

[00:26:37] actually in a scene. Oh, okay. Well, guys, cinema is dead. You heard it here first.

[00:26:50] Don't tell me he was singing. Please.

[00:26:52] Okay, let me boot up my Java edition. We are about to beat this hardcore world. Surely

[00:27:10] this only takes one world today as well. That would be lovely. Isn't she? Oh, I'm making

[00:27:18] whole new world because I don't remember if I died last time. I can't remember if I died on my last

[00:27:23] world because or if some of them haven't aren't saved on here. I didn't think so either. I didn't

[00:27:33] but we're gonna have to we're gonna have to start because honestly the last one I got diamond

[00:27:39] like I was spending all of my time focused on the wrong stuff. I would find diamond and I was

[00:27:45] like diamond diamond no it's not about diamond you don't need diamond I need to

[00:27:55] get beds it'll be so easy

[00:28:01] diamond is really not all that wait what are you guys saying what the fuck is

[00:28:10] Lapis

[00:28:18] Kai's and that said it wait, what does that mean? Oh

[00:28:25] My gosh

[00:28:27] Wait, he said it on our stream. Yeah, he just had it on our stream. Oh

[00:28:33] Lapis he said lapis. Oh

[00:28:35] Yeah, I was so I

[00:28:37] I was like so locked into the games when we were playing I'm like I see streamer clips

[00:28:54] like I'm actually shocked I haven't seen that one I was scared the shit out of me with that

[00:28:59] everybody in the chat knew it I'ma name the world La piece we'll take the kite

[00:29:05] snap energy or chat what if I do this

[00:29:08] this could be funny

[00:29:12] okay sassy wanna move her cam up here

[00:29:18] i met this girl late last year she said don't you worry if i disappear

[00:29:23] wait why are some of you guys already guessing it oh fuck okay maybe it's not

[00:29:27] gonna be that funny then

[00:29:30] She said, don't you worry if I disappear

[00:29:33] I thought I would look for another mistake

[00:29:35] Her and an old friend thinking that the trouble went

[00:29:38] And then I jumped right in and we lay a return

[00:29:40] I reckon she was only looking for her love, it's a burn

[00:29:43] But I gave her my time, two, three nights and I put her on

[00:29:54] Bro

[00:29:56] La la la la la

[00:30:00] How about this?

[00:30:07] Dude!

[00:30:12] Hold on, let me restart.

[00:30:25] Piss me off.

[00:30:27] Oh, yes, like update your app.

[00:30:39] Okay, play.

[00:30:46] Need some talent for the rest of us.

[00:30:54] Day and night.

[00:30:55] Never forget the Katie B Day and Night incident.

[00:30:57] Oh, here we go.

[00:30:58] Okay, so, great new world.

[00:31:02] Oh, hardcore, okay, so it might not be as funny now,

[00:31:05] but it was funny before, it was funny a second ago.

[00:31:09] This was the funny thing that I had.

[00:31:21] Yeah.

[00:31:22] So, if you get it, am I going to be able to beat this without Ninja Brain Bot?

[00:31:32] Yes, I will.

[00:31:34] So what are we going to be doing?

[00:31:37] So well, first of all, Sass's keyboard has to work before anything happens.

[00:31:44] Looks a bit laggy.

[00:31:48] distance. Okay, we're going quick. We're going quick. We're like kind of speedrunning this as well.

[00:31:58] I'm on base. Yeah, I'm going to find a village, which I'm hoping doesn't take too long.

[00:32:04] But in the meantime, now, now, now, bear with me. Please. Bear with me because Sassy's

[00:32:12] do is settings are like a little bit different so like oh I have to do toggle sprint let's turn on that

[00:32:26] okay how long does it take to find toggle sprint?

[00:32:42] Fuck. Fuck. Okay. Oh my gosh, I have my coach watching. What? Watching? I'm nervous. Okay.

[00:32:57] I will make stone tools in the meantime. Hey, you know what? I'm actually about to sleep

[00:33:02] in this world because, oh, see, her keybinds are different. I'm using my other keybinds.

[00:33:09] um okay so coach watch

[00:33:20] fuck pickaxe sorry i'm being a little bit slow right now but that's because the keybinds are

[00:33:29] different okay one so i am gonna kill these sheep so i can sleep but we are gonna be on the lookout

[00:33:38] out for a village and watch my first I mean that is chocolate I'm a whole new

[00:33:46] person I'm a whole new killer and like food but like if I can find a village I

[00:33:55] can get all their bread guys I learned a new hack too you guys want to see a new

[00:33:59] hack watch when I run under this tree I'll be doing the Theo bald bird jump

[00:34:06] nothing did you see that yeah so like I don't even know if you guys are really

[00:34:19] gonna want to watch me anymore because I'm like kind of different

[00:34:25] It kind of changed.

[00:34:30] Why does it feel a little bit like...

[00:34:33] Not a little bit laggy.

[00:34:36] Okay.

[00:34:37] Just got to find a village.

[00:34:40] Hopefully before...

[00:34:41] Hopefully before night!

[00:34:43] I know a lot of you prided yourself because you're better than me at gaming.

[00:34:49] You're better than me at Minecraft.

[00:34:51] Not anymore.

[00:34:53] Oh my god, these criticals.

[00:35:00] Okay, this is giving village.

[00:35:05] This is village territory.

[00:35:06] Watermelon?

[00:35:07] What?

[00:35:08] How did I get so lucky for food?

[00:35:15] I'm playing new minecruffers so a lot of the stuff I taught will be different but in general

[00:35:28] won't it be the same max like the bastions and boom but in general like I go to the bastion

[00:35:38] And I do trades, I...

[00:35:52] Okay the concept is still the game. Wait, what the fuck is a piglet, bro?

[00:35:57] Do I trade with a piglet, bro?

[00:36:04] It's pretty much the same. I'll fucking make it the same. Okay. Oh, what the fuck is

[00:36:15] Okay, we gotta get something for a bed

[00:36:22] And they never in my fucking 23 years have I seen that I

[00:36:31] Never knew that was a thing

[00:36:34] Oh my god, this would be a perfect spa for a village.

[00:36:41] Is this gonna be like the slime block when I literally had to travel to the ends of the

[00:36:46] earths?

[00:36:49] I should probably get some stone.

[00:36:51] Let's mine some stone.

[00:36:53] Oh my god, when I find a lava pool and I go to the nether, it's gonna be so

[00:37:01] sick. Okay. I should probably maybe get a shovel as well so I can get some dirt for some blocks.

[00:37:16] Oh my gosh. Am I the first person to speedrun Java?

[00:37:26] All right this is dope. This is dope.

[00:37:31] Okay, first person ever.

[00:37:38] Nutrient, fuck the onion challenge.

[00:37:42] This is for CHU.

[00:37:45] Okay, so, well, I need more wood, so kind of cooking with fuck, nothing right now.

[00:37:55] Let's see.

[00:37:56] This is not going to help me getting my keybinds down.

[00:37:59] Well, I feel like a village would totally be this way.

[00:38:10] Oh, damn! Watermelon fucking sucks!

[00:38:15] Is that just me or what?

[00:38:18] Not really worth it. Okay, let's get a little bit of wood so I can make some stone tools.

[00:38:26] But I can't use all my- I can't use my stone.

[00:38:30] Fuck it. Y'all ever built with wool?

[00:38:37] Some shears would be nice.

[00:38:47] I don't really need to cook my food just yet because if I stumble upon a village, which this is totally village territory.

[00:38:54] Okay, let's do some crafts, bone, bed, perfect, bed down.

[00:39:08] Okay, you guys want to see some advanced tech?

[00:39:16] Wait, fuck.

[00:39:18] I need one more.

[00:39:20] Wait, oh, that's crazy.

[00:39:30] Max, I thought I could do.

[00:39:32] Um, I thought I could do all my shit.

[00:39:38] I made it.

[00:39:38] I made a hammer.

[00:39:40] Coach, I made a hammer.

[00:39:44] I was trying to do this tech right here.

[00:39:50] Fuck. Fuck, I'm an idiot.

[00:39:58] I need more stone, Joe.

[00:40:02] Alright, let's just keep traversing this...

[00:40:09] Hang up the blocks.

[00:40:12] Hang up the blocks.

[00:40:14] I hope you guys know I wasn't trying to make that into one craft, I thought I could craft

[00:40:23] just apparently fucking everything.

[00:40:34] Why is it so dark?

[00:40:35] I don't know why it does look a little dark, I don't know if that's in Minecraft or what.

[00:40:41] I don't know. Okay, come on, come on. Which way would have a village? It's like all I

[00:40:57] need just a little village. I had 500 brightness during the mid-offs. Brightness, brightness, brightness.

[00:41:19] Oh, wow, that did walk all. Pumpkins equal village.

[00:41:27] Wait, there's a lot of sheep.

[00:41:44] Let's go.

[00:41:45] Okay.

[00:41:49] I'm not even gonna get the gravel and everything yet.

[00:41:51] I'm just gonna get everything when I get to a village.

[00:41:54] when the speedrun begins like I do not like the jungle I don't know if I should

[00:42:03] go this way I'm gonna go up on this mountain and look down

[00:42:07] WIQ

[00:42:10] No villages in jungle.

[00:42:14] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[00:42:20] That is the most satisfying shit ever by the way.

[00:42:25] I gotta get like just some blocks to build up with.

[00:42:35] Um, fuck.

[00:42:37] I look you need to change the keybinds in my last slot.

[00:42:41] I think that would be nice. Okay.

[00:42:44] Ooh!

[00:42:45] Uh, actually, my glass, you need like crazy shiver.

[00:42:48] It's a rabbit!

[00:42:50] I didn't know...

[00:42:53] I knew they had rabbits, but I've never seen black ones.

[00:42:55] I've only seen white ones.

[00:43:01] Village?

[00:43:02] I know, Nacho mentioned.

[00:43:06] Shit.

[00:43:07] Bunny. What's the difference between a bunny and a rabbit again? Wait a minute, what's

[00:43:15] that in the distance? Did you see that bright spot? Land ho. I gotta eat. Yeah, if there's

[00:43:30] a quicker way to find the village, then I might have to run that. But let's, I mean

[00:43:35] surely it won't take too long. That might be cheating in hardcore. When I first started

[00:43:51] hardcore I thought it was going to be a nice little series for me to do but now I'm like

[00:43:54] This is literally a achievable in one stream.

[00:44:00] I'm so quick with it.

[00:44:13] Okay.

[00:44:20] Where was that?

[00:44:21] is that pumpkin is that pumpkin guys is that pumpkin I know but it's not a

[00:44:36] village? Or is it an animal? There was pumpkin behind me? There was pumpkin?

[00:44:55] Puck it, I love her!

[00:45:25] Oh my gosh, who's doing this for me?

[00:45:55] fucking court command guys that was a game from a minute ago that was a command

[00:46:00] from a game from a minute ago that I was playing um how are you guys seeing this

[00:46:10] and I'm not

[00:46:25] Like damn these dogs are scaring me.

[00:46:34] We can't have like nice puppies.

[00:46:36] Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

[00:46:42] Okay village should be stop because is that lava?

[00:46:47] Stop!

[00:46:48] To the right.

[00:46:58] Oh my gosh.

[00:47:11] Fuck yeah.

[00:47:16] I'm going to get extra prepared as well.

[00:47:19] Fuck yes.

[00:47:22] Oh, I'm so excited.

[00:47:27] I really hate to do this to you guys.

[00:47:32] I cannot believe it was this easy to kill animals.

[00:47:38] Please tell me they have hay bales and not just pumpkin.

[00:47:46] No black smith is that guarantee is only guaranteeing ranked

[00:47:58] Are you fucking kidding me? Is there an iron iron golem at least?

[00:48:05] And I don't I guess I don't really need why do me the iron okay?

[00:48:09] I have enough for the stuff that I need Chad. It actually doesn't matter. I'll kill the iron golem

[00:48:13] Bro this village fucking sucks!

[00:48:17] Is this for food?

[00:48:23] Motherfucker.

[00:48:28] Motherfucker.

[00:48:33] Alright, so let's make a, let's get some cobble.

[00:48:40] Let's get some cobble, smell ores faster, I don't need to be smelting.

[00:48:58] I should take all of these beds for when I fight the Ender Dragon.

[00:49:04] This is just extra bed security.

[00:49:07] Ooh, potato!

[00:49:10] I don't need a bundle, I don't need a bundle.

[00:49:11] You might be like, Katie, get the bundle, but I don't need the bundle.

[00:49:23] I don't even need torches, which is crazy.

[00:49:27] Could beds in the bundle?

[00:49:30] OK, you could be cooking there.

[00:49:32] I mean, I guess.

[00:49:39] I mean, I guess.

[00:49:42] Can I do this one?

[00:49:49] Okay.

[00:49:50] Wait, I looted that.

[00:49:52] I...

[00:49:53] Let's do my cooking.

[00:50:00] Someone said sticks, but like, how much is that gonna cook?

[00:50:06] Surely my raw chicken will be cooked.

[00:50:08] Okay, the top of this other house I need to go into.

[00:50:19] So this has the good stuff, bro.

[00:50:22] Dude!

[00:50:23] Guys!

[00:50:24] Guys!

[00:50:25] Guys!

[00:50:26] Guys!

[00:50:32] Oh my gosh, no hay bales either way. I'm starting to see, I'm starting to see how the fucking

[00:50:40] MCSR or whatever it's called, they're so, oh my gosh, get this little fella out of here. They're so like planted.

[00:50:52] They're already going here?

[00:50:54] I've already been in this one like 10 times.

[00:50:57] Okay, now these houses down here I need to get.

[00:51:00] Oh, no hay bales.

[00:51:03] Shit.

[00:51:04] Oh my gosh, this village actually sucks!

[00:51:18] Do pumpkins?

[00:51:25] Is that food?

[00:51:28] No hay is really not good for me because that means I kind of have to get my own food.

[00:51:39] The village is good as a library.

[00:51:40] What the hell am I going to do with the library?

[00:51:47] Well, my meat didn't, my meat stopped.

[00:52:00] Alright, let's just get some more cobble and I can make another, or I can make the blast

[00:52:05] furnace or something.

[00:52:06] Let's kill the iron golem.

[00:52:09] Nope, these don't work if you didn't know.

[00:52:14] damn it. Elvillage! Need your quiff with the five, thank you, need your quiff. How do

[00:52:35] How do you make a blast furnace?

[00:52:42] That I don't know because that's not in speedrunning culture.

[00:52:48] Was I not using my axe?

[00:52:50] I'm so sorry.

[00:52:54] That's the old Katie.

[00:53:01] Oh, I mean a smoker.

[00:53:14] Burn your wooden axe.

[00:53:15] Dude, this does not cook it very well.

[00:53:22] with four logs around it.

[00:53:52] Well, no, that's my fucking bed, bro.

[00:54:04] This is my- no, stop, that's my bed.

[00:54:06] That's weird.

[00:54:07] Stop.

[00:54:08] You're not sleeping in a woman's bed.

[00:54:11] What the fuck?

[00:54:13] I wish I never killed the dragon with the yellow bed, but I will today.

[00:54:21] Dude, this watermelon sucks!

[00:54:28] Wait, I'm a little bit scared of piglin' brutes.

[00:54:36] And what else?

[00:54:37] Potato can be cooked?

[00:54:38] You don't cook any of this stuff.

[00:54:41] Holy wood.

[00:54:42] I don't need some of this.

[00:54:45] My coach would tell me to throw it out.

[00:54:50] Iron Golem! Get ready, buddy! So, since my keybind is not great right now, I'm going to...

[00:55:10] Ready?

[00:55:16] Free!

[00:55:19] The iron golem is so easy, and I remember like my first time fighting it, everybody

[00:55:24] in chat was like, oh, you're fucked.

[00:55:26] You're fucked.

[00:55:27] Not anymore.

[00:55:28] Now he's getting fucked by KDB.

[00:55:32] Oh.

[00:55:34] Okay.

[00:55:36] How much is that?

[00:55:37] Oh no!

[00:55:38] It's only three?

[00:55:43] That's okay.

[00:55:44] That's okay.

[00:55:47] So that's enough for a bucket, but we're still gonna need one more.

[00:55:54] We know we need that one, so I'll have to go in a cave a little bit.

[00:55:58] But that's fine.

[00:55:59] I need some other stuff as well.

[00:56:01] Um, okay, let me just keep kind of taking their shit a little bit.

[00:56:06] Also, I'm gonna go keybinds really quickly. I don't know where keybinds is controls keybinds, and we're going to make

[00:56:15] Slot 8 is this

[00:56:19] Slot 9 is this that is going to help

[00:56:30] What's up buttercup

[00:56:32] watch and learn I'm showing everybody how to beat hardcore because a lot of

[00:56:38] people have been like oh like Katie still can't even play like she's flopped

[00:56:43] in the mid-off so she still can't even play and so this is for all the um all

[00:56:50] the ladies out there who think that and who have been told that they can't

[00:56:53] play Minecraft because it's for boys just try to inspire we've all been

[00:56:59] told that ladies right okay W baked potatoes and mutton all right pretty

[00:57:05] decent food I almost just did that by the way I'm just gonna say it I stopped

[00:57:09] myself but I almost did all right so let's just let's pack up right oh let's

[00:57:21] pack up and let's get some iron and then maybe we can find some more food

[00:57:27] What's the odds? Maybe we find another village?

[00:57:31] But if I find another village, I really have to not die on this world and like lock the fucking.

[00:57:37] No one said- yeah, uh, well, they did say it, but I think cuz like time zones, maybe it- maybe cuz you're on a different time zone, it's different.

[00:57:49] I don't know.

[00:57:52] Okay, let's just get this while we're here.

[00:57:57] So if you did not know guys you might be like a lot of people have been asking me where do

[00:58:05] you find Flint where do you find Flint I'm trying to go to the nether but I can't find

[00:58:08] Flint and steel you have to make Flint and steel steel's iron flint you get in gravel

[00:58:15] No, it's not in Michigan.

[00:58:21] Well, okay, damn.

[00:58:24] Usually it shouldn't take too-

[00:58:28] Fucking hell.

[00:58:31] Now, be careful building with gravel.

[00:58:36] I might as well just kill some more for this.

[00:58:41] Okay, see if we can get lucky. Let's get to our water.

[00:58:49] Ah! Maybe we make a boat. If you guys are looking for faster ways to travel in Minecraft,

[00:59:06] try this. First, what we're going to do, though, is get rid of some of our inventory.

[00:59:11] We don't need wheat seeds.

[00:59:12] We don't need one torch.

[00:59:14] We don't need one gray wool.

[00:59:16] We might use this wool, we probably will.

[00:59:18] We do not need a feather.

[00:59:21] We do not need an oak fence.

[00:59:22] We do not need a poppy.

[00:59:25] What we do need is a boat.

[00:59:34] this boat we're going to use to travel faster it's faster than walking.

[00:59:41] Brilliant. Okay, let's go.

[00:59:52] Poppy. Fuck, I shouldn't have thrown out Poppy maybe. Okay, what's F5? Oh! Fuck, that

[01:00:03] lava pool? Our lava pool is hard to fight. Riddle me. Okay Minecraft. Okay Minecraft.

[01:00:21] When water touches lava, it turns into abbey. Abbey is obsidian. How come when it rains

[01:00:31] Shouldn't the lava pool fully become obsidian?

[01:00:41] Not adding up.

[01:00:46] Is that not sus?

[01:00:47] Do you guys are my the only one thinking?

[01:00:52] The guy says third eye isn't unlocked or something.

[01:00:59] How would you get to the end?

[01:01:00] What?

[01:01:13] Trees float in this forest.

[01:01:18] Woo!

[01:01:23] I am going to boat this right on over to the next village.

[01:01:30] Really?

[01:01:31] Like, are we serious?

[01:01:47] Tina!

[01:01:53] Show match one day?

[01:01:55] Wait, Tina, what does that mean?

[01:01:56] Yes, of course, but what the fuck does that mean?

[01:02:04] Notice how minecraft isn't responding, right?

[01:02:09] I would love to do a show match, but I'm trying to remember what it is.

[01:02:15] Oh, it's, um, it's, oh, it's that, um, speedrunning, yes!

[01:02:26] Does that mean we, uh, go verse each other?

[01:02:30] Oh, Tina.

[01:02:34] I-I feel bad.

[01:02:35] I would genuinely feel bad with the time I would put up.

[01:02:39] I think you'd be pretty shabby.

[01:02:40] So damn it, this fuck-ass river ran out.

[01:02:44] Tina, of course.

[01:02:45] When I get back for my trip, let's go.

[01:02:47] We're planning it.

[01:02:48] Someone, someone look at my seat and find another village.

[01:03:01] I'll just keep going down, I'm going to get some more food though.

[01:03:10] And this is great for my beds.

[01:03:12] I'm not doing speed running right now if you're wondering about my time.

[01:03:17] I'm just beating hardcore in one attempt.

[01:03:25] How crazy is this going to be at the end when I actually beat hardcore in one attempt?

[01:03:30] When literally a week ago I didn't even know how the fuck to beat the game at all.

[01:03:36] I'm so psyched.

[01:03:38] You won't practice until I return.

[01:03:40] You- you- guys tell her that she might want to.

[01:03:44] Fuck.

[01:03:46] I'm just saying I am levels levels higher than I used to be

[01:04:01] Who sees a village I

[01:04:11] Can't believe blacksmith art at all villages eat

[01:04:16] I was about to

[01:04:27] What amount sucks

[01:04:37] Not for the kids sorry

[01:04:39] Swap it for a mutton?

[01:04:45] Well, I just want to waste it.

[01:04:46] I feel like I'm going back to where I was.

[01:04:49] I need to be careful.

[01:04:51] Let's head this way.

[01:04:53] Okay.

[01:04:54] This looks good.

[01:04:55] This looks promising.

[01:04:56] This looks village promising.

[01:05:04] How do you know that was not the dad?

[01:05:08] Does a red mushroom- oh my, am I going to signify anything?

[01:05:17] Like a village or something?

[01:05:22] Oh, what's that?

[01:05:28] What's that?

[01:05:31] What's that?

[01:05:34] What's that?

[01:05:37] Okay, dark oak.

[01:05:49] Surely we'll have a village.

[01:05:54] Holy cave.

[01:05:56] Uh oh, uh oh.

[01:06:04] chat

[01:06:22] my god you need to sleep, I need to sleep bad, I need to sleep bad

[01:06:34] okay which way did I just come from wait I can't bring this way now I go this

[01:06:40] way come on village village village village village they're not that hard

[01:06:49] to find all I need is a village uh go in the cave but I'm wanting some bread

[01:07:01] as well. Not in this biome. Really? Meets better anyways? Okay. Alright, let me do a

[01:07:20] cool- let me do another look, but if not, I'll just settle. Guys, I don't have that

[01:07:28] much mutton. I have 20 mutton? You guys really think that's going to last me?

[01:07:41] That's a lot. But it's going to take me a minute to like beat it. I'm scared.

[01:07:46] Bazclone with the five! Let's go! Let me just traverse one more biome.

[01:08:03] SpeedrunningCactic.

[01:08:04] That's true. It's enough to do the nether, so maybe I just go find me iron. Okay, this

[01:08:21] is what I'm going to do. I'm going to run until I stumble upon a lava pool because

[01:08:28] that's really what I need. Then I'll go find iron that's close to it. Kill the cows maybe?

[01:08:46] Oh my gosh. Wait, I should get some gold. I don't know if I have to jump, but...

[01:09:02] Just to be extra prepared, gold would be nice.

[01:09:06] Okay, next cave I spot.

[01:09:17] Hockey bell with the five, let's go!

[01:09:22] I can't have food taken up too much of my spots though, you know.

[01:09:31] Alright.

[01:09:32] Need a little nice cave- oh pumpkins!

[01:09:37] Pumpkins!

[01:09:38] Pumpkin!

[01:09:39] Pumpkin!

[01:09:40] Pumpkin!

[01:09:41] Pumpkin!

[01:09:42] Pumpkin!

[01:09:43] Pumpkin!

[01:09:44] Pumpkin!

[01:09:45] Pumpkin!

[01:09:46] Pumpkin!

[01:09:47] Pumpkin!

[01:09:48] Pumpkin!

[01:09:49] Pumpkin!

[01:09:50] Pumpkin!

[01:09:51] Pumpkin!

[01:09:52] Sometimes.

[01:09:54] Damn it.

[01:09:59] Fuck.

[01:10:02] I do need the planes by arm.

[01:10:08] Fuck.

[01:10:10] Okay.

[01:10:13] Bolt until...

[01:10:16] Okay, bolt until I can find a nice little cave.

[01:10:24] Oh, planes by them.

[01:10:26] Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[01:10:30] Balls in my court.

[01:10:34] This feels really promising.

[01:10:42] always a village in one of these. Don't I did not circle back. No, no, no, no, no, it's

[01:11:02] No, it's not.

[01:11:04] No, it's not.

[01:11:06] No, it's not.

[01:11:10] No, it's not.

[01:11:32] Yeah, I'll go to the lava pool that's nearby.

[01:11:56] Wow.

[01:11:57] That's terrible direction.

[01:11:58] I don't even know how I did that.

[01:12:00] Let me hopefully this we will grow by the time I'm done taking a pee.

[01:12:09] People tend to go in circles when they're lost.

[01:13:09] I was passed.

[01:13:34] Okay, let me let that grow while I go get some iron.

[01:13:45] Oh no, I don't wanna go in a cave.

[01:13:48] Oh no.

[01:13:49] Oh no.

[01:13:50] Oh no.

[01:13:51] Oh, no.

[01:14:05] Do you guys see any from up here?

[01:14:21] Okay.

[01:14:43] I mean, how many pieces is that?

[01:14:53] Guys, how much is that going to be, four?

[01:14:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:15:06] Isn't that all I need?

[01:15:08] Wait, I'm trying to think.

[01:15:10] Yeah, it is. It is because I'm gonna make an iron pickaxe and a piece of flint and steel,

[01:15:26] right? A shield? Shears? I don't need shears though. Iron axe for fighting. I'd r- I need

[01:15:48] an iron pickaxe! Well, well I'm thinking if I get gold. Like I can mine golden nuggets

[01:15:56] in the nether or something. Fuck this is this is this is a tough decision. This is decision

[01:16:06] of the century. Okay. Well let's just get this out of the way. This is a decision of

[01:16:18] century iron goal and may have respond are you joking are you joking

[01:16:30] fuck that would be nice wouldn't it

[01:16:34] No, not with my luck.

[01:16:42] Okay.

[01:16:43] Cook my food.

[01:16:46] I'm going to get blocks to build with.

[01:16:54] I need to get more wood.

[01:16:55] Okay.

[01:16:56] More wood and dirt is pretty much what I need.

[01:17:00] Okay.

[01:17:01] And then this is getting me some wheat.

[01:17:03] So I actually feel pretty good. Maybe get some more stone. Yeah, another axe would be nice.

[01:17:10] Stone, wood, and dirt. And then the lava pool is nearby. You did not see the golem.

[01:17:22] If I just got- yeah, madame. Madame. Madame. Stupid village.

[01:17:35] I'll carry some stone in case I need to make any extra tools and then get a bunch of wood.

[01:17:54] mind you Phil's is placing beds in the end. That's not funny. What about armor? Uh, something

[01:18:12] about me I just be drawing tournament and yeah I don't need it if you sleep in

[01:18:30] my fucking bed

[01:18:42] Can this wheat grow?

[01:18:51] It's like one piece of wheat.

[01:18:55] What's the odds I find iron in this cave?

[01:18:59] That was seed.

[01:19:00] I didn't even get wheat.

[01:19:01] Wait, why did I not get wheat from that?

[01:19:10] 0%

[01:19:12] 0%

[01:19:14] 0%

[01:19:16] 0%

[01:19:18] 0%

[01:19:20] It wasn't ready?

[01:19:22] 0%

[01:19:24] 0%

[01:19:26] 0%

[01:19:28] 0%

[01:19:30] 0%

[01:19:32] 0%

[01:19:34] 0%

[01:19:36] 0%

[01:19:38] Whatever. Alright, put this in. Put this in. Okay, we're looking good. We're looking good.

[01:19:51] Let's do...

[01:19:55] We're going to do that pickaxe thoughts going pickaxe okay let I'll keep that

[01:20:25] the inventory though and then boom okay acting like I'm not gonna pick that up

[01:20:37] alright so maybe I just wait a little bit for this to grow while I get some dirt

[01:20:41] but looking pretty good looking like we might be in the nether here I have to

[01:20:50] The plate is extremely careful.

[01:20:56] I don't want to die because it kind of takes a minute to find stuff.

[01:21:12] Use the composter to make the wheat grow.

[01:21:18] So I break it?

[01:21:20] Do I break it?

[01:21:26] Right when I did it, I knew it, right when I did it, I knew it, so...

[01:21:52] Okay, I have plenty. Plenty here. Let me make a new shovel. Where's my, where are those

[01:22:08] or all my sticks going.

[01:22:18] Looking good.

[01:22:28] OK, let me get rid of some stuff.

[01:22:32] Don't need this.

[01:22:33] I'm just gonna keep... I can't keep all that wool in my inventory.

[01:22:42] One piece of wheat?

[01:22:45] I mean maybe.

[01:22:51] Keep this stuff... the egg?

[01:22:56] No.

[01:22:58] Yeah, let's put the food in the bundle.

[01:23:02] Let's take the bed out of the bundle.

[01:23:08] I like that.

[01:23:09] I like that.

[01:23:11] And then let's cook this last bit of food.

[01:23:14] Yeah, that's really nice.

[01:23:18] That is really, really nice.

[01:23:20] No matcha left.

[01:23:28] And then this shovel I don't need.

[01:23:31] Okay, if I can just get a little bit more of this maybe, even though I have a lot of

[01:23:45] food I'm just scared.

[01:23:49] Fearing the nether right now, I'm not, it's not growing, why, like, fuck, whatever, I

[01:23:59] I don't even care about it. I literally do not even care about it.

[01:24:02] Like, I don't want it. And genuinely, I don't want your fuck-ass plants, anyways.

[01:24:06] It's probably laced. Like, look at you.

[01:24:14] I did make baked potatoes.

[01:24:17] Those suckers are baked!

[01:24:26] Okay.

[01:24:29] So, I'll finish the watermelon and then I'll switch to my mutton.

[01:24:34] So am I about to go to the nether?

[01:24:55] I don't know if I should kill these, I'm not gonna kill these animals right now.

[01:25:04] Alright, where was that lava pool?

[01:25:09] Now this is gonna be a little bit interesting.

[01:25:18] Who remembers?

[01:25:19] Where is where that lava pool was?

[01:25:26] Who remembers gets blocked, damn.

[01:25:47] by the hill.

[01:26:05] Okay, yeah, I'll see when I'm up here.

[01:26:11] Or was it, it was like over here though.

[01:26:13] Look at myself. Let's just go up on the hill. Fuck yeah. My last stream before my trip and

[01:26:30] I'm gonna end it on beating Minecraft kind of cinema

[01:27:00] Here, here goes fucking nothing.

[01:27:29] Guys that clip of me in the boat apparently that was just a glitch I just thought because

[01:27:40] I died when I fell off trying to beat that evil ass seed.

[01:27:46] I just thought I hit shift cuz like how else would I die I just figured like I hit shift

[01:27:52] right at the last second but I remember being like damn like I really didn't think I did.

[01:27:58] that is just a crazy glitch in the game so type of shit that happens to me oh my

[01:28:05] gosh wait the light is like this is like weird

[01:28:10] like this isn't real Minecraft everything feels real or mcsr is like

[01:28:16] fake. It does the same thing. It does the same thing. Make the L. Put the shoulders. Mind

[01:28:35] the hole, pick up the water, place the water, and build your portal and it does the same

[01:28:48] thing.

[01:28:50] I could have been doing this all these years.

[01:29:03] I mean, I literally mean.

[01:29:22] Fuck I'm scared.

[01:29:27] I wonder if I should turn my render distance down.

[01:29:33] Okay, I'm okay to spot in here. Oh shit. Wait a minute. I can't f3b

[01:29:39] Wait, what do I do if I can't f3b?

[01:29:47] What do you mean the Brutes like

[01:29:49] Okay, guys if I have gold on will the brute still harass me?

[01:30:36] I can still use F3.

[01:30:56] Wait but where's my entities?

[01:30:58] How do I get entities on screen?

[01:31:03] It doesn't lower the E. Am I trippin'?

[01:31:18] In settings.

[01:31:25] What would that be?

[01:31:28] Entities on.

[01:31:30] FOV 30, but still that doesn't change the fact that I don't have E. F3 plus F6, F3 plus

[01:31:44] That was F6.

[01:31:46] Oh, that was F7.

[01:31:48] F6.

[01:31:58] And now which one is it?

[01:32:06] Is this going to change everyone's game?

[01:32:08] Did I open up something bad?

[01:32:14] I'll just do both of these because I don't know which one it is.

[01:32:21] Okay.

[01:32:22] Okay.

[01:32:23] I feel it be 30.

[01:32:24] Okay.

[01:32:25] I feel it be 30.

[01:32:30] Okay.

[01:32:32] Do I go to the free spike?

[01:32:35] Do we go to the free spike?

[01:32:38] Coach?

[01:32:43] Entity hitboxes? That's F3 plus B.

[01:32:53] Try turn render all the way up.

[01:32:57] Max!

[01:33:05] What?

[01:33:11] I'll be fucking damned. We might have to do it the hard way.

[01:33:14] Entity distance as well?

[01:33:19] Oh shit.

[01:33:21] Oh shit.

[01:33:42] This is this yeah, this version is like weird

[01:33:45] Yeah, well, I mean, I'll just have to beat it. I might just have to do the old-fashioned way, but that's okay

[01:33:53] Also, this is good. This is good for armor. He's like this gold. It's actually pretty pretty decent

[01:34:03] Well, this is actually such an L bro, this is so fucking bad

[01:34:11] This is such an L spawn.

[01:34:16] It spikes when I look down?

[01:34:19] Wait what?

[01:34:26] This spawn fucking sucks.

[01:34:29] Of course I get this shit.

[01:34:36] Should I dig in the wall or dig down?

[01:34:41] That was a gas.

[01:34:46] Dig down, staircase down.

[01:34:51] Okay, free bow.

[01:35:41] Thank you, Snuff, for the five.

[01:35:59] I was eating the, I was spam eating.

[01:36:07] How do I change version?

[01:36:09] What do you mean the older version?

[01:36:22] Call me, you'll help.

[01:36:23] Okay.

[01:36:24] Okay.

[01:36:25] All right.

[01:36:26] Shot.

[01:36:27] That was run one of two.

[01:36:29] This next run, promissor, allinated, was one warmup.

[01:36:36] Hello.

[01:36:41] Hello, Max.

[01:36:43] Fuck.

[01:36:44] Hello.

[01:36:45] Fucked up.

[01:36:46] Fucked and suck.

[01:36:48] No, you're fine.

[01:36:50] That version is really fucked.

[01:36:52] The last time I speedrun it, I died like 30 times trying to beat the game.

[01:36:57] So wait.

[01:36:58] What do you mean like that version though?

[01:37:00] No, it was like that version.

[01:37:02] It's trying to beat the game so wait. What do you mean like that version though? Like what does that even mean?

[01:37:08] Because the version that we speedrun minecraft on is like well like that I taught you on is like an older version

[01:37:14] That's like more suited for like being optimized to be beaten quickly if that makes sense. Yeah, but everything is optimized on there

[01:37:22] Yeah, whereas the new one it's like

[01:37:25] Bullshit it's fucking bullshit. They've got these people in bullshit. I

[01:37:29] What I was so scared is the the piglin brutes they're like with the skeletons

[01:37:34] but twice as scary and they all spawn in the Bastion. Shit I wanted to see one I

[01:37:41] even get to see one. Okay open your Minecraft launcher. Okay I'm in it. Hold on let me

[01:37:51] boot it as well you can do hardcore on this next one I can do it hardcore yeah

[01:37:58] yeah yeah yeah perfect how's your holiday

[01:38:02] all me all the days good I spent some of today trying to sit up in your brain

[01:38:07] bot and flopped so it is hard to sell that's why I was like oh fuck yeah maybe

[01:38:14] we need a little bit of time to do that okay so you see where it says at the

[01:38:20] top, left it says installations, press new installation, click right button, and then

[01:38:29] press version in the drop down menu, scroll, wait actually I think you can type, type 1.16.1

[01:38:40] Okay that one click on it release one sixteen one yeah and then just at the

[01:38:46] bottom right just press install that's it and so now I'm gonna play this one you're

[01:38:55] gonna be playing the same version that we were playing last week but I can't

[01:38:59] promise you that you'll spawn next to like a village or anything because it's

[01:39:02] It's not the perfect seeds that you get on MCS-R-Rank.

[01:39:06] Yeah, but I mean, I'll still beat it so it doesn't even matter, you know?

[01:39:12] Exactly.

[01:39:13] The game is still the same.

[01:39:14] Yeah.

[01:39:15] Okay, so it takes a little bit to download, but aww, thank you, Max!

[01:39:19] That's okay.

[01:39:20] I can't tell you what it is, but the next time that we stream together, I have a surprise

[01:39:25] for you.

[01:39:26] Oh my gosh!

[01:39:27] When I come back, we'll run back another stream.

[01:39:31] can I I was I was speaking to someone that you know very well and I got a

[01:39:37] surprise to show you oh gosh oh gosh how well do I know them I would say one of

[01:39:51] the people you probably know the best in the world oh my gosh is there any

[01:39:56] chance I'm at their house right now? No, no, no, it's not that. Oh, okay, okay. Wait,

[01:40:03] isn't my mom or dad? No, no, it's for your parents. No, I'm not going to tell you. I'll

[01:40:10] just surprise you once it happens. I'm so excited. Thank you, Max. All right, we'll

[01:40:14] play when I'm back. I'll let you up. All right, sure. See you. All right. Have

[01:40:19] a fun holiday. In the next one. Bye, Max. Bye-bye. Okay, let's go. So this

[01:40:25] version basically what Max is saying is this version is a hundred percent

[01:40:30] beatable for me and I'm titling it beat it better not be fucking why it yeah it

[01:40:42] would not be okay

[01:40:46] Is this gonna show this new one now?

[01:40:56] Let's go.

[01:40:57] Who leaked Wrigley's number?

[01:40:59] Alright.

[01:41:01] Let's go.

[01:41:02] Chad, I only knew two people.

[01:41:09] I literally only know Sassy Stewie and Vanilla.

[01:41:13] Which is kind of crazy.

[01:41:18] Alright, we'll find the planes.

[01:41:39] Yep, this version feels a lot better.

[01:41:47] Should I already just like- oh, that's iron!

[01:41:49] Fuck, wait, let's go get that.

[01:41:52] Let's go get that before these mobs get me.

[01:41:59] So maybe I could like make some tools rather than just like fuck around.

[01:42:03] Alright.

[01:42:05] So, let's not make the same mistake as last time.

[01:42:11] And then pick...

[01:42:13] Welcome to hell!

[01:42:21] Beautiful.

[01:42:26] We'll get stoned. Oh look at all this iron.

[01:42:37] AHHHHHHHHH!

[01:43:07] didn't know that didn't know that did not know that that's a new one for me okay

[01:43:14] that's a new one thank you lol cool girl

[01:43:23] for your five wait this is a lot of iron I'm like so this is gonna be so good

[01:43:29] still gonna try and look for a village but this is already much better

[01:43:37] Yeah, I could get coal.

[01:43:46] Wait, you can just play old versions of Minecraft that's so lit.

[01:43:53] Koon matrix with the five I

[01:44:08] Just saw a video on old Minecraft caves

[01:44:12] How they used they like now they're like so open and stuff and they used to not be guys

[01:44:17] What's your guys's thoughts new Minecraft caves or old?

[01:44:23] Oh, yeah, cuz this is the whole iron block

[01:44:29] Yeah, I think I'm actually team new because the old ones is so hard to navigate

[01:44:36] And I know you might be like, okay, you didn't even put on the old ones

[01:44:39] But on my iPad when I was younger, I had Minecraft now. I was typically running creative

[01:44:44] But I had the game

[01:44:47] If I die for like the hunger or something because I'm trying to get all this shit

[01:44:53] Wait, am I gonna die?

[01:45:03] To gravel?

[01:45:04] Did I pass it?

[01:45:09] Did I pass it?

[01:45:39] Yeah, these blocks are fire, so I don't think I'm like eating chicken

[01:45:47] How is there no mobs in this one?

[01:45:52] Maybe like Katie, how are you even gonna get back up? Maybe the water trip? Maybe the water method?

[01:45:58] I don't even need all that iron right there

[01:46:01] Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Hold on

[01:46:39] Holy fucking iron!

[01:46:42] Wait, am I zoomed in?

[01:46:46] I'm a quick pro!

[01:46:51] I'm a quick pro!

[01:46:56] I'm a quick pro!

[01:47:01] I'm a quick pro!

[01:47:06] Quick pro!

[01:47:11] FLV is a little different.

[01:47:13] These are my standard settings, you know.

[01:47:20] So does she know her hearts don't regenerate?

[01:47:22] Yes I do, Kenzie.

[01:47:23] I promise you I do.

[01:47:24] I just need to find food.

[01:47:25] I went for the iron first.

[01:47:27] Bear with me, please.

[01:47:29] If you could just bear.

[01:47:32] I'm about to go get food.

[01:47:33] I'm about to cook.

[01:47:34] And I'm about to have a lovely dinner.

[01:47:35] Thank you.

[01:47:41] Not much for stabling Minecraft, I promise you.

[01:47:47] I gotta be careful.

[01:47:47] If I fall off this tree, I'm literally dead.

[01:47:51] Okay, is there animals in this game mode

[01:47:53] or not in this version?

[01:47:55] Would I have to go like pick apples or something?

[01:47:59] Oh, there's not animals in this game mode.

[01:48:01] No, not too much on Kenzie, like, not too much.

[01:48:09] What was that?

[01:48:14] Oh no!

[01:48:16] Oh no, there's no animals in this game mode!

[01:48:22] Not hanged towards the snow.

[01:48:24] No, they took out animals!

[01:48:26] No!

[01:48:28] Oh

[01:48:38] Guys

[01:50:28] That's good food.

[01:50:30] Oh no, oh no, it's going to be night time and I have no sheep.

[01:50:57] Oh my gosh!

[01:51:01] This is fucking stressful.

[01:51:09] I've never eaten the fish before, no.

[01:51:11] In real life, yes.

[01:51:16] I need to do my iron and everything as well.

[01:51:19] Oh my gosh, but it's gonna be night time.

[01:51:20] Oh my goodness, it's gonna be fucking night time.

[01:51:23] Oh, we gotta cook this food before night time

[01:51:24] because we gotta go, we gotta go.

[01:51:26] We got to travel.

[01:51:30] Oh no.

[01:51:31] We got to stumble upon a village in the night.

[01:51:43] Oh no!

[01:51:56] Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no.

[01:52:03] Ah!

[01:52:06] Thank you for the ride!

[01:52:16] Thank you for the ride!

[01:52:27] W Raider.

[01:52:28] I can't see the username because my OBS is covering it but W.

[01:52:40] Build a small house in weight?

[01:52:41] Oh no no no no, I'm a speedrunner now.

[01:52:45] I don't even care about iron tools right now. I gotta get on the move I

[01:52:51] Gotta find a place before sunrise

[01:52:59] Cook faster cook faster

[01:53:06] Dude is he like right here, okay the zombie is right here by the way

[01:53:10] We're like right here.

[01:53:16] It's like right there, I'm pretty sure.

[01:53:21] Okay.

[01:53:24] Off hand food.

[01:53:25] A good tip if you've never played Minecraft.

[01:53:27] Off hand your food.

[01:53:28] What does that mean?

[01:53:29] That means put it in the hand that you're not using.

[01:53:31] Oh shit.

[01:53:32] Let's just boat out of here.

[01:53:37] That's the oak.

[01:53:38] I'm going this way.

[01:53:39] Make a smoker?

[01:53:42] I don't smoke!

[01:53:45] I don't, um, do that.

[01:53:48] I don't partake in that, because I wouldn't promote that to kids, so.

[01:53:52] Oh no, why are they shooting- oh my god, of course the river runs out!

[01:53:56] Of course the river runs out!

[01:54:00] If I die in a hole, fuck it.

[01:54:06] Alright, we just gotta find a village at night, which should be easy because all the lights,

[01:54:11] boom, boom, boom.

[01:54:12] Let's get up on...

[01:54:13] You wanna stay up?

[01:54:16] Hi.

[01:54:17] I need more blocks to build.

[01:54:20] That's really bad, actually.

[01:54:23] I'm gonna get some of this while I have some time.

[01:54:32] Eek

[01:54:35] Eat much much much much much much

[01:54:44] It do villages only spot in the planes because that's what it feels like

[01:54:52] Ava eats apples thank you for your five gifted

[01:54:58] All right, oh

[01:55:00] Oh, bitch!

[01:55:07] Missed me! Missed me!

[01:55:14] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. I saw the light, I saw the light.

[01:55:30] Plains!

[01:55:39] I should kill these animals.

[01:55:43] Fuck you!

[01:55:45] I don't even care.

[01:55:49] I don't even want this one.

[01:55:56] Oh my gosh.

[01:55:58] gosh okay maybe I turn off hitboxes cuz damn

[01:56:05] guys a village you see one

[01:56:16] oh I'm so fucking sorry oh I'm so fucking sorry oh I'm so sorry

[01:56:28] Lay low?

[01:56:48] I mean I had to stumble upon a village, but literally before sunrise.

[01:56:52] Guys Marsh Village, what's the odds we get a Marsh Village?

[01:57:03] Zero

[01:57:05] Come on!

[01:57:22] Max, you failed to tell me there's no food!

[01:57:31] What's that?

[01:57:32] What's that?

[01:57:33] What is that?

[01:57:34] Oh, and this is a village.

[01:58:00] licking their lips. Oh shit. Just boat, just boat, Katie. Just boat, just boat, just boat.

[01:58:07] Just place your fucking boat! And a blacksmith! Aaaaaaah! Oh, oh my gosh!

[01:58:17] This is so fucking good.

[01:58:29] Why are villagers so submissive?

[01:58:30] Like I literally just woke you up in the middle of the night, took your bed, and you're just

[01:58:35] gonna leave?

[01:58:37] Yeah, that's amazing looting as well.

[01:58:50] Okay, let's go to the start of the village so I don't miss any houses.

[01:58:55] Oh, okay.

[01:58:57] Okay, is this not a gate?

[01:59:03] So I don't know how to play the game, so it stays with me, it stays with me.

[01:59:14] Sassy Stewie! Sassy Stewie! Sassy Stewie!

[01:59:18] Oh my God! Sassy Stewie!

[01:59:20] What? Dude, I fucking suck!

[01:59:22] What? I fucking suck!

[01:59:24] What? I just fucking died!

[01:59:26] The first time!

[01:59:27] No! Really? That means God!

[01:59:30] Oh my God! Oh my gosh!

[01:59:32] Oh my God!

[01:59:34] Oh my God!

[01:59:36] No, I'm like actually mad!

[01:59:38] I'm not kidding! I'm genuinely mad!

[01:59:40] Dude, what is wrong with me?

[01:59:42] with me what is wrong with me

[01:59:49] you know sauce get up I'm actually mad I know but hey I don't want to put a

[01:59:59] hole in your mother yeah you better not on your bottom you know

[02:00:05] listen it's okay everything was so perfect and that's gonna happen I need

[02:00:12] And that's gonna happen. Listen, this is like, you have not been playing hardcore for that long.

[02:00:19] And you've also just learned some of the necessary things to be able to beat it, not even all of them.

[02:00:26] Dude, you have gotten better, but you're not like a Minecraft gamer, so like, work your way there.

[02:00:33] Wayne, you're not gonna get there today.

[02:00:35] I thought I was, I did a whole speech at the beginning, I was like...

[02:00:38] But none of that matters. Those are theatrics to boost your self-confidence and it works and sometimes it doesn't and that's okay

[02:00:47] Actually, I'm fuming. I'm gonna

[02:00:53] Turkey

[02:01:00] No, thank you

[02:01:08] I cannot believe this guys this is actually like really

[02:01:38] sad. That is so sad. It's really sad. Is it, what is it? The shovel? That's why I should

[02:02:01] turn around I love it was like the zombies it's like a free shot I cannot

[02:02:11] believe that I am so upset I just stumbled upon the holy grail do you

[02:02:24] actually want to do this or not do you actually want to do this or not do

[02:02:28] Do you actually want to fucking do this or not?

[02:02:47] Wait, so Hardcore makes the game harder?

[02:02:58] This looks promising.

[02:03:08] You're taking- Okay.

[02:03:18] I feel like they gifted me this.

[02:03:20] I genuinely feel like Mojang is in here.

[02:03:27] I know it's called a hardcore, but I thought it was called a whore-

[02:03:30] whore? whore-whore? whore-whore? whore-whore? whore-whore?

[02:03:37] I thought it was called that just because when you die, you die.

[02:03:40] Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy! Sassy Stuart?

[02:03:54] You are right! I spawned right by a village!

[02:04:00] You're right.

[02:04:02] You're right. The last one's gonna fucking suck.

[02:04:10] Harassing her in her own home.

[02:04:11] Well, I can only think that like, she just saw me so distraught,

[02:04:15] she's probably really worried about me.

[02:04:17] Do you know what I mean?

[02:04:20] Like, I can only imagine she was like in her room like,

[02:04:22] oh my gosh, I hope she's okay.

[02:04:24] So, I just want to let her know.

[02:04:34] And guys, this is like why it's okay sometimes to fail because sometimes you come upon this.

[02:04:42] Okay.

[02:04:43] What can I make with that?

[02:04:49] Shovel?

[02:04:50] Yeah.

[02:04:52] It's not really great. We're gonna need the iron golem. Oh

[02:05:01] A sword. Oh, okay diamond sword

[02:05:06] Yeah, I look you need the iron. Oh, and we okay we got hay bales though. All right, let's like make some

[02:05:21] I'm going diamond sword on him. I don't even care.

[02:05:46] Yeah, I don't need a diamond shovel.

[02:05:52] You're right. You're right.

[02:05:53] The sword, I guess I can use the sword in my first slot for now.

[02:05:57] Well, maybe not, because I'm used to this being there.

[02:06:05] OK.

[02:06:09] Oh, my gosh, this village kind of sucks, though.

[02:06:14] It's kind of shite, but I'm

[02:06:16] Feeling like the desert could be promising. Is this it? Is this really it?

[02:06:26] Oh, we started King

[02:06:30] Ungrateful kind of

[02:06:38] Let's get all this bread though

[02:06:44] Surely that's not all the houses, right?

[02:06:46] I missed something I think.

[02:06:51] I had to miss one of them.

[02:06:57] Oh.

[02:06:58] Oh.

[02:06:59] Okay.

[02:07:00] Oh.

[02:07:02] Okay.

[02:07:22] This is pretty good.

[02:07:30] Oh my god, all this bread is gonna be fire.

[02:07:33] Okay, this is a good village.

[02:07:34] This is great. This is great.

[02:07:37] Honestly, just for food?

[02:07:39] Another blacksmith.

[02:07:40] Okay!

[02:07:41] Okay, Kay's back!

[02:07:46] All right, all right, all right.

[02:07:49] I feel okay.

[02:07:52] One iron though.

[02:07:57] I'm rarely on this app.

[02:07:58] Thank you for the five.

[02:07:59] I'm glad you're here today.

[02:08:03] This sword is annoying though. I'm about to make my food, don't worry.

[02:08:12] I don't know if I really should carry all these beds right now, but...

[02:08:19] Okay.

[02:08:25] Yeah, we heard you the first fucking time.

[02:08:29] So what's that going to craft by the way?

[02:08:40] That's a lot of food.

[02:08:50] fuck yeah fuck yeah was that bad crafting

[02:09:17] This village is just like an apology.

[02:09:26] What am I going to cook in here?

[02:09:27] Like what?

[02:09:28] Why don't you even place that?

[02:09:30] Okay, let's do some stone tools.

[02:09:35] Let's do this for now.

[02:09:40] All right.

[02:09:42] So I got some houses to loot Dakota with the five

[02:09:48] Not bad not bad now. Where's the golem though?

[02:09:54] I'm taking more we I don't even care I'm not dying to hunger

[02:10:02] Where's the death counter it'll start off after my first

[02:10:08] The model put it up. There's not always a golem

[02:10:12] I have two stacks and...

[02:10:14] Is that a chest?

[02:10:18] Dude, those fucking villagers have nothing.

[02:10:27] Taking beds?

[02:10:29] Wait a second, I'm actually kind of funny because I'm taking beds right now, acting like I'm about to fight the Ender Dragon.

[02:10:38] I need to like actually slow down somebody humble me

[02:10:51] Oh my goodness, you guys don't have chest, you guys suck, all of you suck.

[02:11:08] All right, um, the lack of iron is not, is that a, is that a mountain goat?

[02:11:16] oh my god it's cat oh my goodness oh my goodness

[02:11:24] it's okay I don't know why the red to me was like looking like a horse or

[02:11:34] something I don't fucking know dyslexic

[02:11:46] I don't really want to go down there for iron, I'm scared.

[02:11:58] Let's see, okay, lava pool, desert temple.

[02:12:03] Let's find a desert temple.

[02:12:06] Lava pit on my left?

[02:12:08] I'm getting confused if I'm seeing lava or if I'm seeing just these hit boxes.

[02:12:16] So I think I should turn the hitboxes off.

[02:12:33] Oh, what's that? What's that?

[02:12:36] Say it ain't so.

[02:12:37] Say it is not so, please.

[02:12:46] Am I trippin'?

[02:13:08] Which bed should I sleep in tonight?

[02:13:10] Wait, I thought it was like not rendered.

[02:13:14] What the fuck is that?

[02:13:15] Is this a loud?

[02:13:16] I don't think that's a loud.

[02:13:31] What's this about?

[02:13:32] Wait, what's this about?

[02:13:42] I didn't make shovel yet.

[02:13:58] Sleep then shovel.

[02:14:00] Is there going to be a ruined portal down there?

[02:14:23] away wait but why get a chest or

[02:14:44] anything? This is sick! I didn't know this was a thing! Bro, sand is like, can actually

[02:14:58] fuck off. Actually let's do this. So where's my chest? Oh, guys clear your schedule for

[02:15:23] all day if you don't mind?

[02:15:40] Is that it?

[02:15:43] That was it?

[02:15:50] Like, show you get when you're on your last straw.

[02:15:53] Dig down. That's not the stronghold. Do I go fight the Ender Dragon? I don't know

[02:16:12] which way to dig down? Like...

[02:16:34] Okay, okay.

[02:16:35] Thank you, Sand. Thank you. Imagine I got a gold or a diamond pickaxe. This is really

[02:16:52] weird. If I don't get another chest, I'm gonna be pissed. Is this just a waste of my damn time?

[02:17:07] Sleazy, thank you for the 5!

[02:17:18] W gifted tonight guys, I really, really appreciate it!

[02:17:22] You guys fucking rock!

[02:17:26] Alright.

[02:17:29] I feel like we are going to find a desert temple 100%.

[02:17:39] I feel good about this desert.

[02:17:43] I might have to go circle on the other way too.

[02:17:47] There's only one chest stop digging.

[02:17:49] Yucky Jean, you might want to refresh string.

[02:17:55] But yes, there is only one.

[02:17:59] Okay, so this is the end of it.

[02:18:14] There's nothing that way.

[02:18:17] Let's go this way.

[02:18:20] Travel through the shipwreck?

[02:18:23] Am I blind?

[02:18:26] Am I blind? Well I don't really know what a shipwreck looks like to be fair.

[02:18:35] How? Where's a shipwreck?

[02:18:42] Just some bull, y'all thought of that?

[02:19:00] A couple of people said it, so I stopped.

[02:19:11] Alright, let's just take this river to our desert temple and get the last of our goodies.

[02:19:18] Oh, I could go- oh, I can't- I- wait, okay, I'm trying to think of the best method

[02:19:25] here.

[02:19:26] I have some pretty good stuff.

[02:19:28] I just need a bucket. A bucket in a lava pool is the main thing.

[02:19:35] Let's make a boat.

[02:19:39] Everything else I can pretty much get

[02:19:43] near probably

[02:19:45] wherever the fuck I get a bucket in a lava pool. Lava pool surely will be in desert.

[02:19:52] In desert.

[02:19:55] If I died right there, it genuinely would have been Gigi. I would have won on my trip. I would have never came back

[02:20:02] All right guys left or right. I'm thinking this way feels promising

[02:20:25] Ah! Ron! What's that? What's that black thing up there?

[02:20:35] Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, how do I complete it?

[02:21:03] I can't complete it.

[02:21:11] It's two blocks off-completable because you don't have...

[02:21:16] You say I'm dying pickaxe but I don't have a dying pickaxe.

[02:21:21] Will I get this if I mine it with my iron pickaxe?

[02:21:25] Or my uniron pickaxe?

[02:21:28] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, bear. Bear for a second. So, what is this gonna make? One piece?

[02:21:46] That's some bullshit.

[02:21:48] Oh my gosh.

[02:21:56] That's actually some bullshit.

[02:22:00] Put this on for now.

[02:22:02] Fuck.

[02:22:04] Alright, well this is actually pointless because I can't even get the gold block either.

[02:22:08] Whatever, let's just find my desert temple.

[02:22:12] it's a hot is there a hundred percent desert temple spawn rate

[02:22:29] is this good can I find more iron here

[02:22:34] Is this it?

[02:22:39] Wait, a teal bed is cool.

[02:22:46] Whoa, whoa, this village is like a cult.

[02:22:52] Iron Golem?

[02:22:54] Okay.

[02:22:55] We're stuck.

[02:22:56] We are stuck.

[02:22:58] Wait, are we though?

[02:23:03] Is that gonna be enough for everything that I need?

[02:23:10] Door?

[02:23:11] Oh my gosh, good show's money up.

[02:23:21] Is that that?

[02:23:28] Like WC, but also not!

[02:23:31] Yeah, like of course it's nothing.

[02:23:41] Let's do this.

[02:23:51] A wooden one?

[02:23:57] This I can use my diamond sword.

[02:24:09] Oh that side.

[02:24:16] Okay.

[02:24:21] I do maybe with maybe there will be a um

[02:24:26] Okay

[02:24:29] Uh, let's give them my daisy

[02:24:33] So I can like trade with them or something

[02:24:37] Like click them with my emerald

[02:24:41] Ten coal sure sure

[02:24:46] Oh, I want that I want it

[02:24:48] okay but I want it

[02:25:18] Still a lot to learn, you know?

[02:25:24] Really a lot to learn in this game.

[02:25:28] That's...

[02:25:33] That's interesting.

[02:25:36] Let's eat maybe, Katie?

[02:25:38] Here, let's try eating.

[02:25:44] Bro!

[02:25:46] Like there's no point in checking these fuck ass barrels.

[02:25:56] Why are we building barrels when we have nothing?

[02:25:59] Okay let's go up on this hill.

[02:26:03] Gonna up my render maybe.

[02:26:06] I don't know.

[02:26:12] Check the tower?

[02:26:13] Oh, I didn't go in the tower?

[02:26:19] How'd I miss that? Oh, it's a mountain goat.

[02:26:31] Oh, cuz I thought it was a door. So the tower usually has something. Well, how do I get in there?

[02:26:43] How do I get in?

[02:26:50] Alright, let me just see what I have versus what I need.

[02:27:06] I think I have most stuff.

[02:27:20] Let's try.

[02:27:50] No law. Wait a minute. Can I go to that village? I didn't. I'm gonna head it that way, just

[02:28:19] to be extra and I need to find um let me just straight this way oh I'm having a

[02:28:35] really bad day by the way

[02:28:38] Don't make a compilation of some shit today.

[02:28:48] Like think about the fact that I'm gonna go on vacation and that's like not really what

[02:28:52] I'm trying to see when I'm on vacation.

[02:28:56] There's some iron down there.

[02:28:58] But wait, I do need more iron.

[02:29:06] All right, mainly in need of a lava pool now.

[02:29:35] I'm gonna go to this village. This is the run. 1000% the run.

[02:29:53] Let's see how did I get obsidian to complete the portal.

[02:30:05] If only I had a diamond pickaxe so I could mine the other obsidian and complete the portal.

[02:30:23] Only I had a diamond pickaxe.

[02:30:43] Fuck, a diamond pickaxe would be so sick.

[02:30:50] Guys?

[02:30:53] Nice, I used the right thing.

[02:30:59] Emerald pickaxe, yeah.

[02:31:03] Oh, iron golem.

[02:31:09] Do you have a chest or are you broke?

[02:31:18] Fuck, okay, all I need is a lava pool.

[02:31:38] Just got this, got this guy now.

[02:31:48] I'm trying to think where I want to drag him.

[02:32:18] Yeah, I fucking suck.

[02:32:21] I fucking suck.

[02:32:24] I fucking suck.

[02:32:26] At the game.

[02:32:27] Still.

[02:32:28] By the way.

[02:32:30] So.

[02:32:32] There.

[02:32:34] You go.

[02:32:48] That is actually that is really brutal

[02:33:05] Okay, the reason I was going after the iron golem though is because, um, bro the reason

[02:33:25] I was going after the iron golem is because I wanted an iron pickaxe.

[02:33:29] No, I got iron though.

[02:33:32] I didn't need to do it.

[02:33:34] I am a such a fucking chud!

[02:33:44] I just got this... got this guy now.

[02:33:46] Thank god we have subtitles.

[02:33:49] I had full hearts.

[02:33:53] Trying to think where I want to drag him.

[02:33:56] That is so bad. That is so bad.

[02:33:59] That is so bad!

[02:34:04] I had an armor too.

[02:34:14] I went to the nether, yeah, for five fucking seconds.

[02:34:21] Oh my gosh, wait, oh my gosh.

[02:34:25] I actually cannot believe that.

[02:34:30] Why did I think it would be easy?

[02:34:47] I took all that time in the old world

[02:34:48] getting all prepared, all prepared for the nether.

[02:34:51] I know the bastions, I know a fortress

[02:34:53] like the back of my hand.

[02:34:54] I know how to one cycle.

[02:34:56] Doesn't matter.

[02:34:57] I died to the zombie with the shovel. I died to the iron golem for no reason. That's always my tactic, is hit them, run a few blocks.

[02:35:08] I don't even know who I am. I wasn't clip farming at the beginning when I thought I was going to beat it.

[02:35:17] Was the two stacks of bread worth it like I did all that for what for fucking what

[02:35:34] Oh my gosh

[02:35:37] Well remember when I said that the old Katie is gone and she's good now. No

[02:35:44] No.

[02:35:46] No.

[02:35:48] I'll beat it one day.

[02:35:52] I need a break. I can't do that. I have to do something else. I have to do Roblox or something.

[02:35:56] I genuinely have to do anything but that.

[02:36:08] It's square one.

[02:36:12] Guys, the voiceover game you have to download stuff for and I didn't do it on Sassage 2's

[02:36:17] PC.

[02:36:18] It comes with like nothing.

[02:36:19] But you know what I do have?

[02:36:22] Okay, this isn't my account.

[02:36:24] I'm gonna log into my Roblox because I don't think Sassage 2 has like a mic.

[02:36:32] I favorited this game yesterday, I want to try it.

[02:36:38] This one stings.

[02:36:51] You guys remember when Theo was like, this one's going to sting?

[02:36:53] Yeah.

[02:36:54] I get his pain.

[02:36:57] That was going to sting for a minute.

[02:37:02] I can't believe that.

[02:37:04] saucy woman one two three she changed it to idiot woman who can't play anything

[02:37:11] idiot gamer girl or is that taken idiot gamer girl one

[02:37:21] Roblox

[02:37:34] It costs robux I have them

[02:37:45] Okay guys, I don't know if this game is good but I

[02:37:51] I don't know if this is a good spot.

[02:38:02] Steal the show.

[02:38:03] The live music showdown where you run the stage, eight players take turns performing and everyone

[02:38:07] votes on everyone else.

[02:38:09] Pick a song, build an outfit, design show, then perform while seven players rate you.

[02:38:15] to be incredible. No, because where is my mic?

[02:38:26] Dr. Thigmas, thank you for the five queen. My mic should be

[02:38:32] coming up, right?

[02:38:33] Yo, yo, yo, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

[02:38:50] yes.

[02:38:51] Okay, let's start with song.

[02:38:52] Head to your recording booth.

[02:38:53] Got it?

[02:38:54] Or is this a dressing room?

[02:38:59] Matt, he's dressing room.

[02:39:02] This is dressing room though. Okay, fuck it.

[02:39:17] What? Oh shit, oh shit. Okay, okay, okay. I have to go quick, I only have like five

[02:39:25] minutes calm oh build up damn if you have epilepsy okay the red is like kind of

[02:39:34] sexy and seductive let's do intense okay submit okay let's like to customize

[02:39:42] this lighting preset okay not this time not this time

[02:39:48] Oh my gosh, okay, let's do fire like we're at a young multi concert. What is it play?

[02:39:58] I'm beginning middle and end the whole time. Ah, no, I don't I don't I'm good. I'm good.

[02:40:04] I'm good. Okay, this is good. Great. Amazing. How do I do the song? Wait, the song though.

[02:40:10] Okay, this track. Yes. I did intense lighting. Yep, submit. Yep. No, so no. So yep, lock

[02:40:18] effect done nope I don't want to put a second effect um we'll do yes this makes total sense

[02:40:28] somebody's bedroom uh sure I'll take it like dark and cool I have to do my song I only have two

[02:40:38] minutes yes yes done save this set no no cancel done done no no no no okay

[02:41:03] so i sing it live

[02:41:08] This is so me by the way

[02:41:11] Well, this is a little yeah, this is a lot like I

[02:41:15] Can't really talk right now. I have to lock it. I don't know. I don't care about this

[02:41:28] I'm gonna be a teddy bear. Okay. Here's the thing started up friends. It was cool

[02:41:38] Bye!

[02:42:08] you

[02:42:38] you

[02:43:08] you

[02:43:38] you

[02:44:08] you

[02:44:38] Do you ever feel, already buried deep?

[02:44:42] Six feet under streams and no one seems to hear a thing.

[02:44:46] Do you know that there's still a chance for you?

[02:44:49] If there's a spark from you, you've just got to find it.

[02:44:53] This is an age-rangers thing?

[02:44:55] The light, the night, the night.

[02:44:57] So what's the point of the fucking game if I can't hear them?

[02:45:00] To some night

[02:45:04] Like the fourth of July

[02:45:12] I hate that I quit

[02:45:23] Yeah, maybe we don't know why I'm on stream

[02:45:25] Why would I stream?

[02:45:28] Why would I ever even

[02:45:29] Oh, good, that's what's strange.

[02:45:31] Can someone click it?

[02:45:32] Here's what I say.

[02:45:52] I didn't say fuck.

[02:45:57] Fuck.

[02:45:58] Did I say fuck for real? Fuck.

[02:46:02] I should never join Roblox game with voice chat.

[02:46:08] What's the point?

[02:46:10] What's the fucking point?

[02:46:14] You can't clip it's copy. It's copyrighted.

[02:46:17] No, now I can't even do the other karaoke.

[02:46:28] Well, guess I have no other option.

[02:46:46] So my character got an update, by the way.

[02:47:03] Oh, oh, oh, oh, don't steal my dumplings.

[02:47:05] My bodyguard will get you.

[02:47:07] Don't steal my dumplings, please.

[02:47:16] Baconita.

[02:47:18] Two for one?

[02:47:23] Baconita.

[02:47:24] You are getting scammed, my girl.

[02:47:28] I will accept that trade for sure, Baconita.

[02:47:34] Thank you!

[02:47:36] Sorry, you got ripped off.

[02:47:38] Bye!

[02:47:40] Sorry, you got ripped off. Bye!

[02:47:47] Okay.

[02:47:55] Okay.

[02:48:04] Oh no, back off, ma'am.

[02:48:10] Did she steal my dumpling

[02:48:34] Okay, okay

[02:48:36] Let's go. Let's go Isabella. Let's go. Come here. Come here. Come on. Come on. Isabella,

[02:48:44] come on. Where did she go? Where did she go?

[02:49:06] Okay, let's do a squishy trade.

[02:49:11] Wait, Katie!

[02:49:16] Oh, Isabella's over there!

[02:49:22] Oh my gosh!

[02:49:24] Wait, Isabella?

[02:49:26] How do I get over there?

[02:49:31] Isabella?

[02:49:34] How are we getting over there?

[02:49:44] IDK, I opened a squishy.

[02:49:46] Someone trade with me.

[02:49:48] I think you're doing the, someone trade with me.

[02:49:56] Like over here, someone trade.

[02:49:58] I

[02:50:02] Will trade my island

[02:50:05] and

[02:50:07] my white

[02:50:10] More

[02:50:14] Yeah, I'll do it I accept I accept nope I accept I

[02:50:23] Accept Casey thank you so now okay, so now I take it

[02:50:28] Okay, so I want my squishies, so I'm trying to take my squishies.

[02:50:37] Okay, I accept as well, did I jump on except?

[02:50:41] Okay, now I accept my squishies.

[02:50:44] Okay, so I'm not getting so, Casey, I'm not getting any of my squishies.

[02:50:52] Okay, so, okay, I do my mushroom. I drop you my mushroom and then like I accept oh

[02:51:02] Casey sit on it Casey sit on it

[02:51:08] Cassie

[02:51:11] Three two one you got fucking scammed. I got two squishies for one two squishies for one next

[02:51:20] Next go

[02:51:22] Okay, I will trade you my I'll trade you this oh

[02:51:34] The kitty ones good Isabella

[02:51:36] The kitty ones not bad Isabella could we do another though? Yeah, let's do another okay. Yeah, I like that okay

[02:51:43] That's good Isabella. Yep. Yep. That's good Isabella

[02:51:52] Thank you. Thank you, Sassie. I really needed that fucking night again. Thank you. Thank you.

[02:52:01] Okay, um, so I'll take my squishy. No, I tell Riley I love for- Riley! Riley! Isabella loves you. Isabella from Squishy creating loves you.

[02:52:16] Thank you. Is that all you want to say?

[02:52:18] I love you so much.

[02:52:20] Okay, anything else?

[02:52:21] I've never squished you traded before, but I'm open.

[02:52:23] Okay, that's a lot to type, but I'll tell her.

[02:52:26] She said she loves you.

[02:52:31] She said she loves you so much.

[02:52:36] And she's never squished you traded before.

[02:52:43] She's down to a try- Wait, she follows you in game.

[02:52:51] I'll be- I'm a real luck bang.

[02:53:04] Chop. Okay, let's do some real little shit.

[02:53:10] I'm done with squishy trading I'm gonna show you some high-level shit that we're

[02:53:19] gonna end on

[02:53:25] turkey ball, kimchi, rice, turkey

[02:53:40] Okay, I saw Vanilla do this. It was like smash or pass or something.

[02:53:49] Wait a minute. Give me one second, Chep.

[02:54:40] Sorry, you're getting robbed, okay.

[02:54:56] Wait, okay.

[02:55:02] Smash or pass?

[02:55:04] What do you look up?

[02:55:06] Smash or pass?

[02:55:08] watch. Guys, you know what I'm talking about.

[02:55:22] Ghosts open the door.

[02:55:30] Hear me out.

[02:55:30] Smash your pass.

[02:55:31] Hear me out.

[02:55:33] Oh, this is good.

[02:55:38] Greenham and Amazon here.

[02:55:53] Okay.

[02:55:56] That's it.

[02:56:10] Welcome to a new video.

[02:56:12] Let's play Smash or Pass with the Hear Me Out characters from our viewers.

[02:56:15] There are some interesting ones.

[02:56:17] Let's go!

[02:56:19] Would you smash or would you pass?

[02:56:23] I personally would pass.

[02:56:26] But I understand why you would smash.

[02:56:30] I think that's smashable.

[02:56:31] I think that is smashable actually.

[02:56:33] I would smash.

[02:56:35] That's smashable.

[02:56:38] How about this one?

[02:56:39] Smashable.

[02:56:41] Not my smash, but smashable.

[02:56:49] What will you choose here?

[02:56:51] I would pass.

[02:56:53] I would pass.

[02:57:00] Smash or pass?

[02:57:01] Oh, pass!

[02:57:03] No, way too cute.

[02:57:05] Way too cute.

[02:57:11] What's your choice?

[02:57:13] Oh, um, that's a pass for me as well.

[02:57:18] Not my type.

[02:57:21] I'm gonna need to get on my nerves.

[02:57:22] Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean you know what you know what look at him right now I never

[02:57:30] this is a smash I think I like the gold earring

[02:57:37] Would you smash or would you pass?

[02:57:44] Now what?

[02:57:46] How fucking new is this video?

[02:57:48] What the fuck?

[02:57:50] Pass?

[02:57:52] How about this one?

[02:57:54] Remy?

[02:57:56] Remy the rat?

[02:58:01] Pass.

[02:58:03] He's too innocent.

[02:58:04] What will you choose here?

[02:58:06] I

[02:58:09] Don't remind me I might smash that I might smash that

[02:58:15] smash or pass

[02:58:20] I think that's a pass for me judge Judy. I think might be a pass for me

[02:58:26] What's your choice Wally Oh wait, I don't know you from Wally. I don't know

[02:58:36] I don't know this one, I cannot answer.

[02:58:46] How about Clippy?

[02:58:49] No. No. That's a pass.

[02:58:54] No, not my type.

[02:58:57] Would you smash or would you pass?

[02:59:00] Again, we- we cause a wave pool.

[02:59:09] How about this one?

[02:59:10] No.

[02:59:11] That's freaky.

[02:59:12] Uh-uh.

[02:59:13] That's weird.

[02:59:16] What will you choose here?

[02:59:21] What?

[02:59:22] No.

[02:59:23] Uh-uh.

[02:59:24] Pass.

[02:59:25] Uh-uh! Pass!

[02:59:33] Smash or pass.

[02:59:35] them boots, those gloves, those long legs.

[03:00:03] Every freaking night!

[03:00:05] What's your choice?

[03:00:07] No.

[03:00:13] Pass, not my type.

[03:00:16] How about when Nona Ryder and Beetlejuice?

[03:00:21] Uh...

[03:00:24] Pass, I think.

[03:00:27] Would you smash or would you pass?

[03:00:31] No.

[03:00:32] Pass.

[03:00:38] How about this one?

[03:00:41] Pass.

[03:00:44] Where's the good ones?

[03:00:48] Sorry, I have like, um, how will you choose here? This is what I saw, vanilla. I have like standards.

[03:00:55] Is it blue or is it blue?

[03:01:02] Smash or pass.

[03:01:09] Okay.

[03:01:12] Yeah.

[03:01:15] What's your choice?

[03:01:20] No, no.

[03:01:22] I'm not going to get better ones on here.

[03:01:26] How about Hannibal Lecter?

[03:01:31] no pass come on where's the fine chip would you smash or would you pass bro

[03:01:43] pass up come on how about this one yep

[03:02:01] What will you choose here?

[03:02:16] He's real.

[03:02:17] This isn't even a character.

[03:02:18] He's fully real.

[03:02:21] Pass.

[03:02:26] Write your hear me outs in the comments so we can feature them in one of our upcoming

[03:02:30] videos.

[03:02:31] and can't wait to see your unique hear me out smash or pass um

[03:02:45] what's your choice pass he's annoying to me

[03:02:49] Can we watch the Norse nuts?

[03:02:56] Robin.

[03:03:05] How about Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt?

[03:03:08] Not my type.

[03:03:12] Those are two girls.

[03:03:16] Would you smash or would you pass?

[03:03:26] Mike?

[03:03:27] How about this one?

[03:03:31] Dungles dog?

[03:03:34] Mike?

[03:03:38] What will you choose here?

[03:03:42] Mike?

[03:03:46] Smash or pass.

[03:04:00] What's your choice?

[03:04:01] I don't know what this is.

[03:04:11] How about King Julian?

[03:04:13] Oh

[03:04:22] The what the fucking video froze bro the video froze

[03:04:33] Wait, what the fuck oh

[03:04:39] It's back

[03:04:41] Um, wait, it's been weird again.

[03:04:53] Would you smash or would you pass?

[03:04:56] Pass.

[03:05:04] How about this one?

[03:05:06] Um, I haven't seen this.

[03:05:08] I think I would pass though.

[03:05:10] The nose is like a little bit freaking me out.

[03:05:15] What will you choose here?

[03:05:17] Bro, how old is Arthur's dad?

[03:05:19] He looks four years old.

[03:05:26] Smash or pass?

[03:05:29] Mm, mm, smashable.

[03:05:32] Love the muscles.

[03:05:35] Love the good chest.

[03:05:38] What's your choice?

[03:05:40] What is pepper robot?

[03:05:48] How about flounder?

[03:05:53] The audacity for some of these is like...

[03:05:59] Would you smash or would you pass?

[03:06:10] how about this one I'm sorry to gain consciousness what will you choose here

[03:06:23] Cause Vine? I mean Smash but like...

[03:06:32] Smash or pass.

[03:06:36] At this point bro, it's just funny cause what the fuck is NoNo from Jellatubbies?

[03:06:42] It's not even Vine.

[03:06:44] What's your choice?

[03:06:45] No. No. No. No.

[03:06:49] These are really bad.

[03:06:51] They're not even good at hearing me out.

[03:06:56] How about Oscar the Grouch?

[03:06:58] How about no?

[03:07:01] Oh, that was crazy.

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