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02-01-2026 · 11h 00m
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Oh my god!
She's currently not in frame, but I promise you she is around.
Yeah, my god, can we get eyes on the baby?
Can we get eyes on the baby?
All right, let me fix the gameplay while y'all can babysit Luna for me, okay?
Just imagine that this is one of those TikToks where it's like, hey, keep an eye on the baby for me. I'll be right back. Alright
Because that's literally what we're doing right now
Why the heck isn't it working brown? I guess I could always just do the the thing I always do
Which you guys don't know what I'm talking about. I basically duplicate my
Scenes instead of it being oh wait. No, no, no, no before I do that before I do that before I do that
Ground control to major Tom. Do we have eyes on the gameplay? Let's see. Don't I have to choose it?
Properties. Window. All guys? All guys? It worked! Why does it look like that though? It's like, uh, I mean, it doesn't matter, I guess.
Oh, is it because I'm like, um, how do I call this, uh, a little slow, I guess?
I kid, I kid.
Anyways, you guys can see it, but not in its entirety.
Is that a problem?
Is that a problem?
I think it's fine.
It is what it is.
Let's jump into it.
I am ready to take on the world if all guys broke.
Every single attempt is going to be a victory.
Every single attempt.
I know it's a bold claim, but by golly, I'm a man of my word, all right?
Luna knows.
Luna knows.
But yeah, it works for now.
For now.
Hope to see everything.
I mean, you're going to see the cropped version.
I hope that's okay.
comes to worse I could just duplicate it but I really don't want to if I don't
have to that's the that's the goal that's planned okay I don't want if I
don't have to will it look weird let's find out it probably will you know what
I'm saying it probably will half a loaf is better than none wise words that was
ever spoken okay let's see if we still got it in me baby it's just easy my
sense to be is like crazy high a little too high a little too high something
That was completely very well aware. Oh my goodness
Jump my little tomato friend jump
I'm gonna get pumped right woo said every band camp
Now I'm just playing I would have loved to be in the end bro. I love music
Are we doing it?
Oh god, I can't see enough.
Ugh, I missed the window, bro.
How do I... oh my god, oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, oh my god, bro, how do I...
There we go. I'm not qualified.
Y'all can't even see the qualifiers list, thank goodness.
Because I actually did qualify, that's crazy.
Slide!
I'm sorry, I know. I get too close to the mic, eardrums get ruptured, I'm sorry.
But we're gonna switch up the scene anyway. I can't believe I qualified. That's crazy
All right, watch the baby for me. Thank you so much
Y'all make such great babysitters. Have I ever told you that?
Have I ever have ever said you're gonna close all this? We don't need it
We don't need it and
We are gonna have to go to the display settings. Oh god. I can't do from here though. Excuse me
I should have done it after god damn. How do I uh...
Fall guys. Fall guys, why?
I should have done it after. How do you minimize the game?
Anybody know how to minimize a window? But like, it's always in the background because it's full screen, you know what I'm saying?
It is what it is. I'm closing it. I'm so sorry. I can't be bothered. I'm closing it!
I'm closing it.
This is my commentary so that
while you guys are watching the baby,
you need not fear, you need not fret.
I am taking care of business.
Okay, let's go.
You know what's funny?
Believe it or not, Luna does actually take after me
that like calm, chill energy.
But she also gets crazy.
All right
We're back and guess what I actually won the entire thing don't believe me doesn't matter because
I'm the only one that witnessed it. Okay. There was no witnesses to contradict it. Okay, that's all I'm saying
At the end of the day, there was literally no witnesses besides myself. So if I said I won I won
We'll leave it at that and I'll prove it by winning again. Okay?
I'll prove it by winning again. Thank you so much. Thank you. Yes
Yes! Thank you, thank you. Let's get it. I will take your word for it. Thank you so much.
Alright, it's time. It sucks cause I did have to abandon that other one. I didn't want to.
But you know what I'm talking about, right? You can't minimize the background. The window
and background. Like, I could have all the other windows pop up in front of it, but it
wasn't like minimizing. And I didn't know what to search up in the taskbar for it to
say the window, the monitor settings where you have to like either extend duplicate or
or show only one, show only two,
you know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
It wasn't popping up for me.
So I had to close the game
in order to access the setting from there.
But now we hear with the full loaf,
to quote somebody from earlier,
the full loaf, not half loaf, all right?
What is this mode?
Valentine's Dragon Dashers.
Let's go. I don't think I've played this one yet.
How's the volume, by the way, guys? It's kind of low for me, but if it's not low for you, I dare not change it.
I've experienced that way too many times.
Am I doing the right thing?
I think I'm doing the right thing.
Oh my gosh.
I might be pulling off...
I'm pulling off the impossible here.
I think this is what you're supposed to do, right?
Oh, I guess you don't want that.
Sheesh!
Oh, that's not good. Hold on.
I wasn't anticipating that.
I'm gonna go down center, because...
I don't know if I'm supposed to.
I said I've never played this before.
Sheesh!
I don't know what to do!
It's all pure instinctual reaction time.
Am I going to qualify?
Am I playing on a team?
What is this?
Plus 14 points.
What is this?
Squad score?
Oh, you know they're on my back right now.
You know they're on my back right now.
From that one.
Or maybe I'm on something back.
I don't know.
That was the first time I played it, so.
damn those glasses are groovy I like it I like it that was actually pretty fun
for my first for my first ever like taste of it it's pretty good it's pretty
good what's homeboy doing just take the leap of faith just go for it don't be
afraid I swear to God is he on my team
Ayo pause, is he on my team though?
Don't please, please tell me all of my squad members, all of my squad members, have passed
the finish line and we are currently spectating a random...
Nah better not.
Woo!
Still qualified.
Even if he was on the team.
Excuse me?
Oh I'm down there.
I thought my name was below the avatar, and I was like excuse me. Why did you kick me? Also? I don't even look like that
That's okay. False alarm false alarm. We still out here. We still got it
All guys team slippy slopes
Damn for some slippy slopes
Please don't be on this team. Yeah. What was I wasn't gonna be ready I
I was not gonna be ready for it. I was gonna be like excuse me and then just queue up for like singles or something
Because if the team members aren't gonna be up to snuff then why bother me?
I
You saw nothing oh
My god, I forgot that it was slimy
Oh, they have the little thing on their head, that's who you know.
That's how you know, bro.
Is it just me or did Fall Guys get easier?
No shade.
Oh!
I didn't know you can't go there.
You're supposed to go to the side.
Whoops.
That is excellent.
That is excellent to know.
Wait, so this is safe, right?
This is safe to know.
I couldn't discern the difference.
No!
I didn't know there was a little space there.
Oh my gosh, my bad.
I didn't know there was a little...
Whee!
And then we do this.
Oh, I can't let my squad team down.
We have to make it to the end,
and we have to place at least first, right?
I think we place last on the other one,
because of that one, dude.
Who knows what he was up to?
Excuse me!
I did not hit a spike.
Wait, what do I... I can go here?
Do I have to go around?
Can I make this jump, bro?
I was so close.
Wait, the timing is there, though. The timing is there.
Come on.
The timing is there. Take a leap of faith!
I got this.
Oh!
Genius level IQ!
Did I make it?
Is six points going to be enough to pull us through?
At least I wasn't last on the squad.
At least I wasn't last on the squad.
How many are qualifying? Four? Four teams?
Oh, come on, bro. You got this.
No! Not the sign!
Not the sign!
He really did it.
I really did.
I qualified, but...
We are in store...
for a different result.
One where I'm pretty sure...unless...
Hey, if we can keep that...
If we can keep that for a place, though...
I don't know, it's a little risky.
If this guy can't even, like, finish it within 28 seconds, I have faith.
I think he's the last one, right?
Waiting for level to end.
If it ends without him getting any points for a squad, I think we got this.
He's got this is like his last time miss miss dang it. He's got 10 seconds. I think he's gonna make it
He's gonna make it. Oh, he kind of looks like stitch
What does that mean?
We did it
Yeah, that caught me off guard
Thank goodness
Not bad for the first time I don't know who's on the squad is it me and one of the person is it just like a random duo
Is it duo squads?
Because I love it.
10 max.
Didn't we just do this one?
And it's the final round?
I thought we just did this one though.
It is just duo, right?
That's what I thought, that's what I thought.
Okay.
So let us...
Let us get to it.
Let me scooch it.
I have no idea what we're supposed to do.
Oh, we survive?
There's no way we hit that, right?
If that touches us, we're dead.
If that touches us, we are essentially meat.
Oh my god!
That wasn't part of the plane.
That wasn't part of the plane, officer.
I got a little distracted let's see is my is my is my duo he's gone to huh he saw me
leaving he was like I can't do it brother I can't do it but I do want to see who wins
just out of pure curiosity now the team it's gone team it's gone that's just a warm up
Exactly. You know. It's just a warm-up.
Congratulations!
They're pretty good. I'm not gonna lie. They're pretty good.
But I think we did pretty good too.
Quick to the main menu.
Quick to the main menu, man.
I think we did pretty good too.
I mean, honest.
Understood.
I didn't even read it.
I'm sorry.
I didn't even read it.
Let's see what we get here.
I like everything I have so far.
We'll keep everything the same.
Should we take a look at the, what they got in here?
Oh damn.
They brought it back.
That's pretty cute.
That's pretty cute.
Interesting, interesting, interesting.
Nothing really speaks out to me like,
like, oh my God.
You know what I mean?
So let's,
I don't really know.
How do I change the game?
Oh, it's because it's part of the Valentine's special, right?
You know what? I didn't really mind it.
I don't really mind that it's like random, too.
It's okay by me.
The Fallen Tynes Festival. Let's keep it going.
Even though it's literally not even Valentine's anymore.
We'll keep it going, alright?
It's cute in my opinion, I agree, I agree.
Luna thinks it's cute too.
If she's being perfectly honest, which she always is, she thinks it's cute too.
Oh, damn, we grooving.
OK, OK.
What was that grunt, Luna?
Yeah, I don't think my mic picked up, but like she just laid out this big grunt.
She's like, hmm.
I feel like I need a light behind me
Let me see
Alexa turn on bright light one see what this looks like
Little too bright right little too bright kind of like the vibes of the other the other thing how we feel it
Let's try to pose
Alexa turn off bright light one
I'll leave it up to you guys.
To the side.
With the light, with the extra light, or without the extra light?
Where are we feeling? What are we biving?
What tickles our pickle at the end of the day?
Hopefully everything.
Hopefully everything.
Let's go, teammate!
I know we just met, but listen.
I have a very good feeling about this, OK?
Very good feeling about this.
Are these donuts?
Like cream filled donuts?
Uh, oh yeah, that's right, we gotta go the other way.
Ah, for gore!
For gore.
Oh my god, what is...
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Why couldn't I jump?
There we go.
Yeah, speaking of cream-filled donuts, excuse me?
Excuse me?
What did it knock me into?
Um, anyways, speaking of cream-filled donuts, I want one.
That's it.
Sorry for the, uh, ooh!
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
The suspense.
Sorry for the suspense.
That's all I wanted.
There's people donning.
Now it's on my mind.
We got this!
Believe!
Oh my god.
First try.
And now we wait.
We got to get to the end.
Oh, we are going to be...
Oh, maybe not.
Sixth place?
I put 15 on the board though.
Come on.
What did that put us in?
So close.
Oh, maybe not. Sixth place!
I put 15 on the board though, come on.
What did that put us in? Sixth place? Really?
Team 8, come on. Team 8, come on!
Were you happy when Tick Tock got on bad?
Of course. Of course.
I live, breathe, eat. Tick Tock. Tick Tock.
They programmed me to say that.
What a team diff.
Hey, we can't blame the team though.
I think we qualified, but it's going to be a rough road ahead of us.
I'm being honest, I'm going to keep it real, you guys.
It's going to be a rough road ahead of us.
To keep on pace here, it's going to be tough.
way he ruins it for you. I put a big point system on the board for us. That 15 was nice,
to say the very least. Nice. Very, very nice. I like the whole, especially the final map,
the one that we played. I kind of like it, so I'm going to keep doing these duos. I'm
I'm gonna keep doing the imbalance.
Such funky music, I love it. I love it for the fall, guys.
Don't you love a Luna?
And she sleeps. It's a vibe.
What can she say?
It's a total vibe. It's a total vibe, man.
What did I get? Oh, this looks fun. What is it though? What are we doing here? Oh, we got to collect stuff?
Where are we supposed to get that? I think we get the stars, right? What just hit me? Oh, heck yeah.
What does that do? That's a little, uh, oh, that's a big one. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on the chase,
Oh, it constantly flies. Okay, okay. You got to time that.
You got to time that business.
Hey, what's that over there? Wait, I have an idea. We stay here. We stay here. Oh my gosh, was it worth it though?
Was it actually?
I don't think so. I knew it! Okay, but how much?
How much stars did my teammates put up on the board?
I would love to know how much did they put up on the floor?
I'm just saying. I'm just saying.
We have to find a new teammate.
It's a sad reality.
We need to drop them like, ah, it's like a potato!
A very very hot sack of potatoes.
I would have liked to have done this map too.
This one was fun.
We will do it.
We will do it.
We will find the right random squad member to take us.
Well, I mean, if I could try my best to take them even to victory.
But it should be a two-way street.
It should have both efforts being put in, you know.
That's all I'm saying, that's all I'm saying.
Tuning in with a Luna update for you guys, she is currently asleep.
Get the paw right now.
I don't know, I don't know if I want to disturb her right now.
She seems pretty peaceful.
I'm gonna let her do her thing.
For now.
For now, that is... oh, yes.
Which uh, which Matthew we got here?
Which Matthew we got here now, huh?
Hopefully a good one.
Hopefully one that's gonna make me go, oh my goodness, I'm on my knees.
Apologies anyways, let's go. Oh
I saw my teammate do that. I saw my teammate do that. Oh, this is risky. I
Just went for it
All these obstacles are like absolutely brand new to me, so I'm just going for it
Because why not right at the end of the day
We're either gonna win or we're gonna lose as well
Oh, just go see what happens.
Damn.
Damn, bro, how's he moving so fast?
How's he able to do that?
Oh, that's fun.
Oh, it's because you could do that.
You slide on your belly and it works.
I'm gonna put up big points for my duo over here.
But I'm pretty sure I'm like,
gonna get at least, oh no, oh no.
I was so close. Let's go the other way because I'm more used to dropping on the platform the other way.
Yeah, let's go here.
Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, and go!
And then jump.
Oh my god!
Almost fall.
Let's go.
Excuse me, excuse me.
Hold on for dear life.
Damn, 15!
Okay, that's good.
Did my duo? Okay. I thought he was going to do better than me for a second.
Not that that would be a bad thing. I would just be like,
damn, I'm pulling my weight. That's unfortunate.
Slippy slopes. What do we say? Do we say like or do we say dislike?
What's the general consensus here? Parkour genius? Thank you so much.
It's true, it's true
Around there anyways around there close to it closer
Hey, he's got that number one on the back foot are we seeing are we seeing it though? What is that? I
Don't know if we're seeing the the number one that he so claims
And this is group
I love it.
It's bro really gonna weigh us down so that we can't even qualify. Come on. After I put 15 on the board, what is this?
No, come on you got this at least someone is doing just as not good, okay?
Oh, yeah!
You can just believe, just believe, yes!
Take a leap of faith.
Can we qualify even without...
We're gonna die!
That's crazy.
You're so welcome, teammate, by the way. You're so welcome.
For all I know, they genuinely do appreciate it, which is nice.
This is cute though, this is cute, a little Valentine special.
I wanted to see what they did, since I haven't played Fall Guys in a while.
What they were doing, you know?
Let's hope you guys better next round.
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
That's the only thing we could pray for and bank on now, at this point.
Who knows?
like I don't know 20 points on the board anything can happen right I'll make this person's dreams
come true by qualified over and over
look at me oops I didn't mean to do that but now we racing let's go
um is this the right way
Is there slime that is more slippery than the others? I guess is my question.
And then we just do that, right?
I don't know how I dodged that. That's crazy.
But you didn't really don't know how I dodged that.
I think I want to do this, right? I'm just using my pure intuition at this point.
Cause like, I think this is what I did last time, and it worked out.
Heck yeah, bro.
Big points.
Big points.
It's not 15, but move!
You got this.
Come on, you got this.
Believe.
Believe.
Believe!
Come on. Oh nice! No, he definitely got this. Let's go. They definitely got this.
Excellent work.
Love to see it, love to see it.
Okay, another easy qualification on the books.
On the books.
I don't know if that was second place.
Was it?
That looked like third place, mate.
I'm skeptical.
Kind of looked like third place.
Let's get it!
You believe it was second?
Oh cool, we get to do this thing.
It was a joke!
I'm so sorry.
I was just trying to have fun when I do it.
Am I not supposed to do that?
Oh my god, bro.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
I thought for sure.
God damn it.
I thought for sure I was like, supposed to use the trampolines
for something.
I think the trampolines work against you.
News flash.
It works against you.
Come on.
Come on.
You be the one.
OK, never mind.
I thought they were going to be the one to carry us home.
It's okay, it's okay. That's on me for sure. That was on me. That was all me.
God damn.
I'm so sorry.
I let my duo down, I'm so sorry.
But we did pretty good.
Especially for like the shaky start that we had at the beginning, right?
I would say we did fantastic. Phenomenal.
And that is why we can do it again, because I believe.
Play again, play again, play again.
Just go, but not with the same person.
Thank you so much.
Nothing against them.
I would just like a new experience.
Okay, I just, I would like a new experience.
new experiences. Luna might have a friend! A little life update. That's right. Two puppies. Two!
She's so cute. I'm glad she's chill because normally she hates it
when I start speaking loud and everything. So I'm glad she's doing all right.
the little baby so precious so precious the little baby finally she gets
playmate yeah we've been testing it out we've been doing trial rugs with a new
dog the breed of the new dog though is super super energetic oh no I don't mess
up like that. Let's go down a middle. Amateur hour for me. Hello. Jesus Christ. When you're
behind your duo, it's never a good sign because I should be pulling my weight. Let me lock
in, gang. Let me lock in. Give me one second. Oh my god. Oh my god, you're so bad on this
first one again. Again, I mean like literally the first time ever. How'd I do that? Yeah,
knock him down, knock him down. Good. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness gracious. Ooh, I
didn't know that was actually gonna touch me. It was like ever so gentle. Just caressing
me. Should we go for it? Let's go for it. I had a feeling that we were gonna be okay.
People are already qualphing, I'm so sorry, that's on me, I'm gonna do my best to just
finish this.
Let's go, let's go, oh my god, that was a mega, oopsie-doopsie, that was a freaking mega,
oh wow, I didn't even know you could do that.
But yeah, that was a mega oopsie-doopsie.
Let's go this way, I feel more confident going here, kinda like guarantees, especially since
I mean to the left side anyways
Because we are gonna jump on that ramp as y'all know as y'all know we taking that leap of faith. Oh
My god
So close
Here we go
That didn't land I don't know I don't know what I would have done myself. Did my do a call already
We're about to find out
No, no, it's not bad. I actually thought it was gonna be way worse.
No, it's not bad.
And I was ahead of my duo.
Thank goodness.
I just wanted to make sure.
Ooh, it's getting chilly.
I turned up the AC. Oh my god, I was in the other camp the whole time.
Not the other camp, the other scene.
My bad.
But anyways, now that I'm talking to you guys...
We're back.
Uh, it's frickin' chilly in here.
I've turned up the AC for Luna, because it gets hot with all the equipment in here and stuff, but...
It's too cold!
I'm getting too cold!
I'm also drinking something that's cold, so...
That can be contributing as well.
Come on, duo!
We need to qualify!
I did not get stressed!
Oh my god, bro.
Give us the points, give us the points!
You have two seconds!
Did he? Did he land?
I couldn't even tell because we were expecting somebody else. So I think he landed, right?
Oh my goodness, like
Literally last second. It was like in the milliseconds, yo
That would have had to have been in the milliseconds. That's crazy
Good job, good job
Proud of you
Proud of you
Use to move the camera and look around
Okay
If you so please if you so please why wouldn't somebody do that?
I know I missed a minus it
Go I
Think we got this one. This one's uh, this is my easiest one
It just feels very easy. Look at me go, look at me go. Oh my goodness. Did not even plan for that by the way.
I'm just cruising.
Pure intuition taking over. Hoping that it puts me through the qualifiers. Oh my goodness. Oh my
goodness let's go yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa no too fast no no too fast oh you
don't have to body slam I didn't know here I want to body slam it just feels
more comfortable oh my goodness let's get it ten points not that bad not that
bad ten points is ten points I'm the bowler I'm the bowler come on duo seal
it seal it oh we got this we easily got second place that's what I'm talking
That's what I'm talking about.
Let me go again.
Man, I might need to turn the AC off.
He's getting cold.
He's getting too cold.
I'm freaking chilly, man.
What's gonna be the final map?
I'm so proud of...
I'm so proud of my 209.
Awesome.
That first one...
I had my doubts, okay?
Yes! Alright, let's do it, let's do it. I think this is always going to be the final map, right?
The Valentine's Castle Siege. Sage? Siege? Siege?
Why does Tuesdays always feel like such a chore? It's true. It's because it's the beginning of the week. It plays with your mind.
But it doesn't have to be me, it doesn't have to be me, do we just stay here?
Oh, because eventually these things fall, I got you, I got you.
I see.
Oh, and there's things that just fly at you.
In both directions or just one?
Looks like just one direction.
Okay.
Oh, God!
I did not know that that was even possible.
That's good to know for the future, holy smokes.
I didn't know they could do that.
Come on, teammate.
Come on, we still got this.
Team A is gonna pull through, I believe.
I believe.
Yes, yes, exactly that.
Hey, don't push my teammate.
Don't push my teammate.
No!
Oh, he was so close, good try.
Good try.
That was really good.
Props to the teammate, that was really good.
Should we see who wins why not why not we've got a chicken what does it do what
does it do if you get it you could smack somebody with it that's crazy what
did that other do you go that's like dangerous right oh he's got another
chicken he's got another chicken in his arsenal how's he gonna use it damn you
can get up back to the level by going there. Oh my god, they're so lucky. Who fell first?
I didn't even see. Who fell first? Did y'all see who fell first? Let's see. Damn, not the
chicken guy. I mean, the chicken guy fell first is what I'm starting to say. Sheesh,
I thought they were gonna fall through.
Good stuff, good stuff.
Well played by them.
Well played.
Well, we're jumping into this next one.
I'm freaking dirty. I see y'all for a little bit.
Because I think Luna is totally fine. She's like loving it, but...
I'm not trying to make it snow in here either, you know what I'm saying?
Whoa!
Haha, I'm back. It normally gets freezing, or sorry, no.
Other way around it normally gets sweaty in here with all my devices if you will but I
Was trying to anticipate because Luna hasn't been in the stream room for like a couple of the past streams
That it was like I didn't want her to be uncomfortable
But also it's like turning into an icebox in here, so
You're now
Gonna leave it off for a little bit a little bit a little bit
Let's go
I like that it's the same maps because it gives me any practice time on it too.
To be the very best for my duo.
I don't really care about winning. I care about doing good for my duo.
That's my mindset. That's all I care about.
We duo for the duo.
Just jumping in your stomach like...
It's not actually good.
I can't see!
I can't see, bro.
And my way.
It's all instincts.
Let's go.
You got this, duo.
I believe you can fly. I believe you can fly.
How are we fifth with 15 points? I guess my duo has to qualify right? Of course it'd be like even better.
But...
So what does that mean? Like two people one ahead of me?
Not bad, not bad.
What are you doing?
That was insane.
I'm not even sure what I would have said, but Dave, it wasn't saying.
I think we got this with the points that he's about to contribute.
We're qualified, that's for sure.
Like we're qualified.
No doubt about it.
No doubt about it, bro.
Easy qualification.
How many teams are there?
There's like 10.
Easy.
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Easy, easy.
Easy peasy
Such like inspiring music
The music is so inspiring let's go random duo love it love it. Let's let's do it again
Let's do it again. Why not?
We do it again.
We do it again.
Oh, I didn't even check out the...
Let's see the volume levels on this.
Uh, testing, testing.
I'm trying to see.
Oh, it's perfect.
Sheeeeeens!
Sheesh. Collect bubbles! Oh, I'll be collecting these bubbles. Now that I know how to get
that one, it's easy peasy. We just write right here. Don't you dare copy me! Bro, I swear
He just had to do it, didn't he?
He just had to do it.
We're a rascal.
We are not doing this.
We are not gaining traction unless my duo is like the best.
Let's try a different strategy here.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on.
How are we doing?
We're at 9 out of 20.
We need 10 more
I don't know I'm not feeling too confident. What how much is this one three oh?
We were so close right unless my duo did it. No, we were so close. I was at 17 out of 20
Was it collectively I thought hmm do we both have to get 20?
interesting interesting back to the drawing board I guess back to the
drawing drawing board drawing board drawing drawing board drawing board
back to that big one it's big oh we know it's big oh we know it's big it's
massive hey what the freak I'm on on this level I did not consent suspecting
I need snacks. Speaking of snacks, it's exactly what I'm about to do. I need to
recharge, refresh, because also, oh whoops, I'm trying to leave. It keeps defaulting to stay.
Haha, look at Luna.
She's so cute!
She's so cute!
Alright everyone. And yes, I know, I know. Look at that. The baby is not in her place,
but guess what? She is, and indeed, and in fact, in the room. Can you spot her? First
want to spot Luna gets a million gajillion cookies. There she is! The baby, the baby
is back everyone. Okay, excuse me while I hydrate a little bit, but let's jump into
Okay, I'm excited to get some fall guys game play started. We got some new
Hmm, do we want to continue our journey with the fall times?
Festival or do we go for the knockout?
There's new levels in the knockout. I have to try it. I have to try it. Okay?
Feel that water up exactly exactly thought you kicked her out
I would never, I would never, ah, yeah, I'm gonna see.
I tweaked my, this muscle, the crab meat,
that's behind your right shoulder, right?
I tweaked it, I have no idea what's wrong.
I'm gonna try and relax my chair,
but at the end of the day, I might need to go to the hospital.
It is what it is, but we will power through, okay?
We will power through, okay?
We will power through, okay?
But we will power through, okay?
We will power through...
Populate me. Excuse you!
In the gym? Heck no.
You think I go to the gym?
That's laughable.
I feel funny sitting like this. I'm not gonna lie.
I feel a little funny sitting like this.
Is this how the casual gamer sits?
There's no way.
If you're a pro gamer, you should be like sitting up, face, glued to the screen to be able to see every single detail, right?
Hey, what the heck? This is the Valentine's map.
I had a risk it, bro. I had a risk it.
Did I know I was gonna be that unlucky?
Excuse me?
Did my tippy toes actually touch the slime?
Did anybody see that?
We wait, we wait, and then we go.
Ex-Bro!
Nah.
He's pissing me off, man.
This fricking guy is pissing me off, man.
God damn it!
Now when you bump into the...
Out of my way, bro.
standing there, causing a menace on the scene.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
The fact that nobody has called for yet shows that this was quite the difficult thing to
pull off right now.
But I think we got it.
Mama, a tomato behind you?
Do they know?
But do they know?
Well, I'm going for it, bro. Which way which way which way I think I always go left, right? I
Always go left side of the scene here
This was not good I didn't want to do that at all by the way because that like gets me nowhere
Jesus Christ it gets me literally nowhere. Yeah, you jump you jump
Oh my god, I almost didn't make it either I think I'm gonna call that up. I think I got this
Damn oh no you don't
I'm secure my first place okay, I'm securing my qualification space
Okay
I didn't want no doubts about it, that's all I'm saying.
I didn't want no doubts that I was actually going to qualify, alright?
I love how the camera defaulted to me for a lot of people.
Or the people in the lobby were like, we need to see what the pro player does.
What are the moves?
What are their tricks?
Because I'm just saying, before yesterday, nobody was going this route, okay?
Pretty sure I was the one to encourage it.
It's not easy to pull off, it's a timing thing.
Woo!
He was close!
I saw that.
Oh boy, it was close.
But not close enough.
Not close enough.
All right, what are we gonna get next that one was kind of lucky because I was used to it
We played a ton of fallen times yesterday, and that was like the one
Luna's in her little spot
Maintained
Gold Rush
That's like a
A Super Mario map.
The Universal Studios.
It don't matter.
First time playing this map, by the way.
If I don't do good, y'all know the reason why.
I'm just gonna copy what is successful for some of these people, but then again, they
Holy, but Jesus!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Was not expecting to get face bashed like that.
Hello.
Didn't realize it was that deep in what he was doing with the chicken.
Wait, what are we supposed to do?
Destroy the objectives.
Oh!
Jesus.
What do I do?
It comes alive and...
Oh my God, bro.
What am I destroying?
This?
Not me over here thinking that it's like a race.
Ow.
How do you just... what? It says times two.
Did we get it?
Oh, he has a Q to swing.
I didn't know that.
Bo used it to hit me.
That's insane.
Okay, now I got it.
Now I get it.
Oh my gosh.
I didn't know what the objective was.
I didn't know this is what we were meant to do.
Can I get one more?
No, it's mine!
Bro, how did he know the exact timing of that?
Did we just discover a little sneaky beaver here?
Of course now it doesn't pop up. Of course now it doesn't pop up. What the heck oh?
I saw you
This is not good this is not good there's only two more
No, there's only one more that can pull up like I need to call
Hey, not bad for my first time
Not to not to brag too much, but that was not bad for my first time
No, I don't want to stay no I don't
Well, let me leave I'm being held hostage
I'm witnessing the next map against my will whoa that looks cool though. I
Would have liked to play that one
But I am trying to leave the lobby, please fall guys. It's not that deep
Let me leave. Let me leave.
It has like the longest wait time too. Good lord.
Jesus Christ.
Well guys, chop chop. Chop chop.
I'm trying to get another game in man.
I don't want to spectate. Holy Christ almighty exit.
I love that they put the same button for stay
So that when you are trying to spam leave who on this planet is spamming escape thinking that they're gonna change their mind
Why would they put why would they put that as the second button?
Nobody's going oh my god click click click click click. You know what you know what I've changed my peripherals
I've decided I would like to spectate and see who would be crowned the victor in these circumstances
nobody okay rhetorical really nobody their genius at that I don't know I
don't think so yeah being held against your will and that was crazy okay but we
do have this one I'm very familiar with that's not to say that I'm good at it
It just means very familiar with it.
Uh...
Uh...
Lucky.
Total luck, to be honest.
It's been a while since I did this one.
I just usually go for it.
I just kind of like react on the spot.
If it works out, it works out, you know?
I would say 9 out of 10 times on Fall Guys.
It kind of works out to just react on the spot, bro.
You ain't gotta worry about a thang.
Oh, I'm dead here.
Maybe not.
You see?
Just go for it.
Just go for it.
If this guy gets ahead of me, I'm grabbing him.
Just saying.
Oh, he tried to grab me.
I saw that.
But I made it through.
Oh my gosh.
Fourth place.
Let's go.
Fourth place is not that bad, honeycakes.
Damn.
Unfortunately.
Why does it sound kinda like a cat made it?
Getting cat vibes.
Not a bad thing.
All that training paid off.
Thank goodness it did.
Thank goodness.
I am trying to enter the pro scene for Fall Guys over here.
Hopefully one day.
Hopefully one day we will mic.
And then we take over the world.
It starts with Fall Guys pro scene,
and then we take over every competitive game.
As you can tell, I am thirsty. Man, this will take a while, huh?
I felt like Fallen Tynes went by like this.
Or maybe it was just that map, that's why.
The new Fallen Tynes maps feel a lot quicker.
I'll be honest. A lot quicker.
Big shots. I think I've only played this one like once or twice. Not that often. Not that
often Luna is a baguette hey you might be right you might be right listen I
want to be a baguette I'm jealous okay I gotta worry about my shoulder here we
gotta we gotta scooch in scooching lock in oh my goodness is winning random
because what are we supposed to do to avoid these obstacles here whoa I guess
we scooch up right I think we've been pretty good five eliminated we need to
like two more eliminated what if we're holding on to somebody for dear life
Does that work out better or worse?
Nobody saw that, okay?
I had to do it to him. I had to do it to him. He was standing there all game. He trusted
everybody. That's the thing. In Fall Guys, you don't trust anybody, okay? I was there
waiting at the clutches to grab him by the cheeks and push him into the slime. Is what
it is is what it is all guys is all about competition it's basically squid
games 2.0 we're not out here we're not out here for friendly for friendliness
okay we're out here for numero uno we had to push bro in oh my gosh look it's
the one that I lost that last time did I not get that swing swing swing
Might as well.
Can I get one more, bro?
Gosh, dang it.
Gosh, darn it.
How come it's not appearing now?
Do they only appear like...
Oh, geez, oh my!
I guess I can just collect a bunch, right?
Nah, three is max, apparently.
Oh, they popped up right there.
That's so annoying.
How are you supposed to get to it, bro?
Wait, I got five somehow. How did I get five?
I don't know what I did. Is it because of the stone one? It creeped up and I hit it at the exact time that I needed to.
My back.
My back.
Let's get this next map.
Oh my god, it's the slime ball showdown.
This slime ball showdown everybody.
Have I played this one before?
I don't think so, actually.
It's new to me.
Whoa!
I was about to run in there.
What do we do?
dodge the balls i suppose
hey why you pushing
pushing all here comes balls
uh...
say
say
I mean, it's deserved, okay?
I'm not a hypocrite.
If there's one thing that I'm not, it's a hypocrite, okay?
If they grab me and push me face first into the slime ball,
no hard feelings, I totally understand.
They had to do what they had to do.
Hey, let's create like a three-train,
a three-way grab train, yeah?
Come here, come here, come here.
Oh my goodness, it's getting serious now.
It's getting serious now.
Who wants to be part of this?
Three-way grab train, come on.
Oh, I know he does.
Oh, I know you do.
Come here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Wait.
No.
We were in, we were in a line of sight for every gumball.
Gumball, people that look like me, like freaking Gumballs.
Man, this music is so funky.
It's so goofy.
Who's up next?
Well, we did get eliminated.
Should we continue watching this?
Maybe we can learn something?
Bro, they all like congregated to the left side there, it looks like, no wonder.
I kinda wanna see who actually, I wanna see who actually makes it through, okay?
I like that skin.
It's snazzy.
It's snazzy.
Your duo when you see him finish first.
Exactly.
Oh, was that the final one?
Oh, no wonder it was taking so long.
Ah, okay, okay.
Oh, then I want to play that again.
was actually a fun fun a fun fun a fun final map another one and then I might
actually do a Fallen Time theme one Fallen Times looks like it's gonna be a
lot of fun I have a feeling how do will I am do it how do you reach those notes
Huh? How did he reach those notes, though?
Hoo, hoo!
What do I sound like?
One of those injured chihuahuas.
Anyways, back to the baguette.
Tuning in, live, featuring the baby.
The pristine baby.
Need more strength into it?
I'm done.
What do you mean, need more strength into it?
Hoo, hoo!
Hey, maybe you're right.
Hold on, maybe you're right.
Pause?
Are you on to something here?
Damn.
I like it, I like it.
You might be on to something.
Just need to muster up the vocals.
Ha ha ha ha!
Drink more water to hit that note.
I'm on it!
Oh shoot, I forgot about these uh...
these punches.
Oh, that is just rude.
Oh gosh.
We go to the left side here.
I shouldn't be hunching over like this, but
I need to be activated into my pro gamer
finesse.
My structure
needs to be molded into a pro gamer format.
If my nose isn't squished on the screen, I'm not doing it right.
It's as simple as that.
Oh, I'm totally getting punched.
No!
Did not consent to getting rolled like that, bruh.
Ooh, ooh, ooh!
Wait, we still made it though, let's go.
We need to get a little higher, a little higher.
Here we go, here we go.
This is when it got a little tricky for me.
Because I kept trying to jump for some reason.
Oh my god, am I gonna be second?
I'm second. Let's go!
That's because I've done that before.
Like, not that many times, but
that one I usually never qualify early because I always mess up somewhere.
And somehow I pulled through!
Thank goodness. That's why I got a little excited, okay?
Normally, I don't qualify so early.
It's a nice little achievement for myself knowing
That the pro
The pro structure the body of like cranked neck. I don't know if I could show you properly, but basically cranked neck
Monitor right here. It works
It works you're welcome you're welcome for the pro tip as well. Feel free to try it at home if
You're struggling in any competitive game
have the monitor
Literally centimeters away from your face, and I promise you the extra details your eyeballs are picking up
It'll be next level
Just be careful with your eyes. Who needs eyes in 2025? It's okay
Go crazy go wild
As um as the Gen Z's on TikTok say now
Just let him cook
Alright, what's the next map?
Please let it be one that I know air time off.
This is another one that I'm like familiar with but it's tough, it's tough, okay?
Please who let the streamer cook?
Exactly, exactly my friend.
Exactly my friend.
Sometimes you gotta let me cook.
these let these spots air out and it'll all work out okay we got this we got
this we got this neck is craned check
eyeballs widened check should I start with the with this I don't know where I'm
going with it though. Ow! That was, that was pretty decent, right? Oh, wait, we're back?
We're back? How much, how much do we need? We're at 47%? Oh, we need more than that,
right? We need more than that. I'm, I'm going back on the ramp. That actually worked out
like stupendously.
Maybe not, maybe not.
It's 5%.
You're kidding me, what is this?
Let's go here.
Oh my god, bro.
Okay, just go down, just go down.
57% is not where we want to be right now.
And we release.
Oh 67% we do that again. We just keep doing that we will make it for sure if we
Yeah, I missed it. Whoops. Oh my god. That was a bumble. That was a bumble. My neck might not be
craned enough chat. That was horrible. That was horrible. We restart. We just keep committing to
restarting it's not worth no way bro 74% only two places to qualify let's
we can't even get on the what is this I couldn't even get on the golden bongo
it's so sad I wanted so badly to get on the golden bongo no I don't want to stay
how dare they ask me how dare they ask me if I wanted to stay no I don't I want
to jump into another one please thank you so much I think we have time for like
one more before I have a special snackie surprise for you guys special snackie
surprise it was not enjoyable exactly bro speaking my mind
I know, we needed to speed up the pace.
I just didn't have it at the time.
I have a feeling if my neck was craned a little bit more, I would have had it.
If all guys made it more hard, I think they can compete better with other games.
Dragon times is so real for that.
It's true, it's true.
It's hard, but not to the point where I think people feel like it's something that they
need to master, you know what I mean?
But it's loads of fun, that's why I like it.
It's loads of fun for like an hour, but that's it.
At most.
At most.
Anything more, I think, there's an issue.
Unless you're just trying to decompress, I can say this game being very colorful, very
mindful, very demir, for just decompressing, you know what I mean? You get the nice flashy
colors. Oh, you could jump over that? And uh, it's just a good old fun time, you know?
Sometimes it's all we need in life. Good old fun time. How are you supposed to make it
to that middle part? I don't know if I'm doing this right way. I feel like I'm taking the
longest possible way that you can go. Like, I don't even think I needed to do that.
Oh, why did this guy...
But I made it! Okay! Never give up. That was the message behind that. Never give up.
Sorry, that's just me reading out loud.
uh, poor Bezos, uh, message over here.
Fun time isn't something you'd expect from a game on Epic Games.
Real. Might be base. Might be base.
I know, Homie, little Homie over there was blocking me. That's why I was struggling.
I didn't know if it was me, I didn't know if I was the problem, or if it was freaking, um,
The other people over there.
Fall guys, make my bottoms heated.
Sheesh.
How heated we talking like?
Like cooking?
Like we cooking our first breakfast on that bottom?
Wipe out waves?
Ooh, I don't think I'll play this one.
This one's gonna be a new experience for me.
A brand new experience.
Said everybody at their first
Say what
I can't finish that thought I'm sorry I can't finish the thought
Do we go on the slide?
Yes.
I think?
This one looks fun.
It feels like one of those...
Oh, really?
And it's just dead and it's over already?
Holy, was I like the last one?
I feel like it was the last one to jump on it and it was like over.
Damn.
I'll take that as a big win. Let's go.
Let's go!
Man, I have to be so bad now.
Such a shame.
Ugh.
All these liquids and fluids that I drink that supposedly make me more healthy.
But do they?
It's always good to question such things in life.
But do they?
Oh, that's right, we have to count the fruit.
I remember this one.
What the heck is the name of that fruit?
That's Durran, right?
Durran and, uh, I don't know what that other one is.
But there's one of them.
What is that? Three Durand, one...
What is that? A Pomegranate?
Avoid the slime.
What are we doing here?
Three, uh, Durand.
Oh my god!
He knows.
He knows I almost had him.
It was just a prank.
It was just a prank.
We have one banana, two banana...
Three banana...
Oh, okay. Is that four bananas? That's four bananas right there.
And what else? Three pears? I don't know anything else.
I see two guavas. Four bananas, three pears, two guavas.
Show me. Reveal the...
It was bananas, for sure. If anyone thinks otherwise, I'm going to push you off.
It's all in good fun.
I'm not actually pushing, I'm actually going in for a hug, okay?
Let it be no, and let me set the record straight.
I was going in for a hug.
One boy wasn't having it.
What do we have here?
Three guavas, a pear, an orange.
No, that's two pears.
Oh, shoot.
Is that three bananas?
Three banana, three guavas, I think two pears?
I might have to copy somebody's answer on this.
Oh, but there was like three bananas and three pairs.
Are we all deciding on bananas?
I thought it was...
Hot damn!
He literally won because of that, by the way.
He literally won because of that.
Because everybody failed at that.
That's crazy.
also hilarious. Oh my gosh. That was funny. That was a good old time right there. Finally,
finally an original moment in Fall Guys. It's about time. I couldn't wait any longer.
see if we can get another one. One more before we hit the road. Jack. And by hit the road
I mean jump on a game that'll definitely push my mental stimulus to new heights, okay? Can
I be a Lunar? How about I want to be a Lunar? I'd rather trade places with Lunar. Goddamn,
I just want to be able to get on the floor.
But she is the star and she is working really hard.
Let's be mindful of this, okay?
Let us be mindful of the actions that it's hard work to look at beautiful, alright?
We mustn't forget.
This one used to be one of my favorites for some reason.
I think it's just the idea of like, uh, oh no, no, we got it.
I was going to risk it all for that one jump, but I thought better.
Y'all are brave for that one.
Y'all are brave.
I don't like knocking into these people either.
It's a little scary when you're jumping and then you get bot.
You get utterly slapped by them.
I don't know if I'm- oooooh.
I don't want him in front of me, I'm going left, we're splitting our ways, uh-oh.
That almost had me.
It's okay, we're locked in, we got this.
I'm gonna be third, it looks like, unless somebody grabs me, I want to do that too.
I was definitely third.
Not bad though, huh?
And I have to pee really bad.
I should have time before we switch up the games here.
I'll hop on a different game after this one.
Some might say a better game.
Should have been first, I agree.
I agree.
I do feel like I was robbed.
It could have been Kanye West up there robbing me of my Grammy.
What a shame.
You gotta lock in.
Thank goodness I did, right?
I want to get slapped by a streamer.
Come here.
Come here.
I'll be happy to be your first.
I'll do it sequentially.
Is that the right word?
Angelically.
There you go.
Angelically.
So soft.
The softest touch you've ever felt.
Do it in full auto.
What do you mean by that?
Angelic slap streamer.
Please no violence.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not violent at all, not violent
at all.
I'm talking like a gentle caress if you will.
A gentle caress with your permission of course.
Cause that's how we roll.
Consent is cool.
What are they?
Oh, you know that.
You know that was contential.
They're both like, we're doing this together.
We are doing this together.
It's happening.
But why are they taking so long?
Jesus, because they're goofing around over here, I might only have time to play one more
map.
Because these two goofballs, they're holding us hostage, literally.
These two right here are holding us hostage.
I'm vibing with the music though.
I like the music a lot.
Oh my god handsome Squidward looking very handsome handsome Squidward looking very handsome
Mr. Krabs didn't make it Mr. Krabs wasn't locked in you gotta be locked in if you're if you're
trying to compete in fall guys you got you gotta be locked in okay you gotta have the
the craneed gamer neck, all the way up here, like I said, with centimeters of space between
you and the monitor.
Ugh!
I'm unfortunately partially injured, so I'm not going to be displaying that to its fullest
today, but I'll do semi-crain neck so that we can lock in.
look we get a second chance at uh at this it's three what do we call these
pomegranates one banana three pomegranates one banana easy peasy
lemon squeezy oh I try to hold on to them oh shoot we got a roll
3 Bananas!
Oh my god they all- oh my god!
I'm so sorry.
I don't know what was coming over me.
I thought I was playing like 5 chess moves ahead by thinking
I'm gonna try and trick them by going on the one that's not it
but ultimately it was the one that was it
so I confused the one that was it that I counted the 3 on
and it ended up not being the banana but actually the pomegranates!
It's what it is. It's fine. You know what? I say, I say we leave it at that then. Camera
guy! Get this action! There she is. You thought I would leave Luna out of this? Bonanza? Absolutely
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Without further ado everyone, let's get this going.
Let's see if my, what do I call this?
My neck muscles are up for this because I'm not going to lie, I woke up in excruciating
pain today.
I don't know why, I do know why actually.
Slept funny, I'm talking goofy and I try to do some neck exercises.
They helped a little bit, released some of that muscle tension, but at the end of the day,
I don't know if it was enough.
I don't know if it was enough, bro.
Neck pain or back pain?
No, it was definitely neck pain.
One thousand percent neck pain here.
Let me switch up my hat because I can't even like prop my head up against the chair, which
I feel like I need to today.
I need to be playing like this, bro.
I need one of the- I probably should have came home with like a neck brace and everything.
Like seriously I need it right now
Where the heck is my I can't hmm?
Bro, I'm about to put like a roll of toilet paper behind here, so I can get some support on my neck
No cap
But before we do that, let's at least accomplish one of these fall guys maps. Yeah
Let's see if we can do it
under immense pain. Oh
Damn we start off like um
On that super icy ground interesting
That was close.
Uh-oh.
I thought it was coming to me for a second.
Mmm.
Excellent, excellent.
So far so good.
So far we are doing what us humans were meant to do, which has become pro-ethic gamers.
If you didn't know that already.
It's in literally the Ten Commandments.
Don't hit by a neighbor and become pro gamer.
It's quite simple.
It's quite simple.
Goddamn.
Goddamn snowballs, bro.
The hard choice of either going to the snowballs or the other ones.
We are going to make it though, okay?
Outta my way, Goofy.
Bro, how did he get there?
He jumped like five paces ahead of me.
That's great.
I respect it though, I respect it.
All guys pro returns, exactly, exactly, don't hit that neighbor this funny.
It's true though, that's part of the, I'm fairly certain anyways that it's part of the
But yeah, this necktain is wild, it's not fun.
So let's see, let me see if I can find some simple for it, okay?
I'm literally thinking here.
Can we get eyes on the baby?
Oh wait, we do have eyes on the baby.
Thank goodness.
Look at my little shrimp over there.
My little boogat.
Let's see, let's see, what can I find, what can I find that can help me out?
Yeah, Luna's just chilling and sleeping.
Hmm.
I don't even have, oh, I think I know, oh my god.
I think I know.
Well, I have a couple things, but this, this is what I'm going to be using.
My copy-bara.
He's a little weighted, so.
Oh heck yeah, bro.
This is gonna be game-changing.
Oh, that might be too much.
Hold up.
Should I like, back up the seat here?
Oh!
Still might be too much.
We'll see, we'll see.
We'll see if this is doable, if this is pliable.
Um, because like I said, they smoke up with like excruciating pain, boy.
Is this duo, by the way?
This isn't duo, right?
Heck yeah.
Oh, I needed that one.
I needed that one.
Damn.
Did, uh, not look forward to getting bonked around?
I need that one, bro.
Damn!
Oh my god.
Hmm.
Okay, I see... Oh I thought I saw...
I thought I saw one over there.
Damn, we have to get 20.
Damn bro, I see like...
It's a lot harder playing like this, not gonna lie.
I feel stiff.
I feel super stiff.
There's a threeer.
Somebody got it.
Oh, I thought I had that one!
Oh my god, where is it flying to?
Somebody is gonna get it.
Maybe not, maybe not.
I'm so hyper-focused on this one right here,
that nobody is achieving...
that I'm not even gonna achieve at this point.
Ah, damn!
Damn, getting bonked around.
Well, that did absolutely nothing.
Well, I haven't gotten a star in ages.
Can another fiver float around here?
Three? Another three, please. Please.
Please. Please!
I don't think it's happening, Jack.
I don't think this is happening.
I'm gonna keep it real.
I think we might be cooked...
What am I talking about?
I need just two more.
Hello?
Oh, give me that three right there.
What the freaking...
I needed the three one right there.
And I had it.
I had it in the bag.
I got bombed around one too many times.
One too many times, then I get tossed around, flipped upside down.
Oh my gosh. Unfortunately, I don't think the copy bar is helping.
It might be making it worse.
But I'm going to commit to test that scientifically.
This is our field test, if you will.
If um, if this copy bar can provide some type of next support, we'll see
We'll see. I'm not in this one
So let us exit
I don't know how to get comfortable. That's why this kind of feels comfortable if I just stay here
And not move I feel like that's hard to do
Especially when I feel like I need a scoochy in a little bit more, let me see
Maybe, maybe, let me see, okay, okay, give me some arm room?
Wow, I'm not moving all stream like this, okay?
This is how I'm going to be all streamed.
I could barely see chat too.
need excuse me you need some of that diddy oil I don't know about that bro I'm good
I'm good without it I'm good without it bro if it gets bad enough I'll reconsider
pinky promise
your favorite brand is Nike dude just because I'm wearing the hat that's where
you're insinuity because of the hat I mean you wouldn't be wrong though I want
to say favorite brand I would just say I like their hats the most I haven't seen
a decent Adidas hat in a long time mainly because it's like breathable
it's literally not for fashion it's just breathable I don't like my hair
getting in my in my face in my eyes so I wear a hat because believe it or not my
hair is like I would say chin length so we'll get on my eyes but wear a hat and
the Nike hats are just breathable do you not like it what is your favorite then
I don't really have a favorite hat I just see one that speaks to me to be like
oh that's kind of cool I'm not really that bias I'm okay with whatever as long
I'm okay with whatever.
Oh my goodness.
I didn't forget to do this.
Oh, no way, bro.
I thought I smashed my spacebar and it didn't actually happen.
This might be the first one I don't qualify.
I might like first go.
Bro, can you move?
Hello.
Oh my god!
No, absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
I'm not qualifying on this one.
It's because I'm not in like my pro gamer hunch mode.
You gotta be hunching.
So when I can...
Bro, can you?
Can you freaking...
Yeah, you...
Oh my...
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
Oh my god, bro.
This isn't happening.
Don't you dare hit that one.
Don't you dare hit that one.
I was gonna hit it.
Can we just go this way?
Pretty sure we're supposed to go this way.
Do I want to go up top here?
Heck yeah, bro.
Heck yeah.
Oh heck yeah.
Oh heck yeah!
We sped run that one.
I can't tell if the copper bar is helping or not.
I feel like I need more space in between my neck.
My clavicle?
I'm not a doctor.
But bear with me.
I believe my clavicle needs some assistance.
What's your favorite game by the way?
It's the same with the hat brands, I'm not that biased.
It's, if I'm being perfectly honest, I don't really have a favorite anything.
I just try to enjoy things in the moment.
I can go on like a binge of something for a long time.
Yeah, that's what I need to be doing right now, I need to be doing my stretches.
But sometimes I'll get a border of something and I'll just move on to something else,
you know what I mean?
Your favorite game, small guys? Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
It never would be. It literally never would be.
It's not even a contender to be up there.
I play it for like...
It's just like a fun game that kind of is like very colorful.
It hits like the kid in you type of thing.
But it's far from a favorite game. I'll put it that way.
It's fun to play like every now and then type thing.
I've just been rolling on it because it's a nice game to like kill some time with, very chill, very relaxed.
It's not too competitive.
Honestly, if they made this harder to like some capacity, I don't know what though, because it obviously can't be too hard.
But just a little bit harder, I think it would be a contender for up there being like a favorite game and all that.
And I feel like more people would play it too.
It's like an nostalgic childhood game. Exactly, exactly. You get it. You get it. It's such
a chill and relaxed game. Exactly. All true things. Oh god. I gotta like scoochie in,
but I can't move right now. I'm locked in at this point. Um, because yeah, it's not too
difficult but I think that's good for like if you're starting out oh my god
if that worked though what I didn't actually make it wait am I supposed to
go for something because why does it say zero out of 35 I don't understand
Zero out of 35? What do you mean?
Am I supposed to be breaking the blocks?
Oh my god, you're supposed to be breaking blocks, bro.
I love how they could have told me this.
They could have literally told me this.
I'm just aiming to avoid obstacles,
meanwhile I'm like hitting all the ones I'm not supposed to be hitting.
Damn!
So I might not pop, I will see.
Oh, nobody went for this?
Bruh.
Oh, this guy's gonna get it all.
So annoying.
Oh!
Oh!
Ayo.
Hit.
Let me get this one.
Let me get this one poppy.
Let's go!
I don't know, there's a decent amount so far that's available.
We might still stand a chance, question mark.
God damn it.
I gotta get in front of this guy.
Um, that's a bummer.
It is what it is though.
Ugh!
I don't know how to, like, scoochie it.
I feel so uncomfortable.
Ugh. Like I want to sit up straight and just have my neck pushed out.
Is that possible?
Is there scientific evidence that points to that being possible?
Yeah, this feels a little more comfortable.
I just can't move all stream.
I gotta say like this all stream, bro, there was a warm-up game
Yeah, yeah
Perk upgrade system is very tasty over overwatch. Yeah, I think it's I think it's amazing that they did that
It's definitely made it more fun for me. I'm not even playing bro. What am I doing? I'm like ready. I'm like put me in coach
Meanwhile, I'm not even in the game
It's okay, we'll get him on the next one though.
We will get him on the next one though, don't you worry.
Oh, we're gonna get him right now, don't worry.
You know what, I think the cop bar is helping.
Since I've committed to it, it's helping.
I highly recommend you get yourself a cup of barra.
That can also support your neck.
You're welcome.
You're welcome for tips that doctors are afraid of being public.
Oh man, it's been a while.
A hot minute since I've done the seesaw one.
It's like one of their early ones.
The trick is basically to just stay in the middle.
Oh god, someone's tilting it, bro.
Ah, just!
The timing was just off on that one.
What a shame.
What a shame, bro.
Too many people going on the right side.
Look at that.
They're doing it again.
Tilting it for absolutely no reason.
Are we never going to get there because we have dupuses?
tilting at the opposite way. Please. Please.
Heck yeah bro.
Not too many now, not too many. There we go.
Ayo I want to get bonked, let's just do it. I can't wait, that actually worked.
Did you not have faith in me?
Of making the highest IQ decision possible?
Of course he made it but it was like
risky. It was risky to go for it.
Huyuh! Excellent, excellent.
Alright now, I can't forget. I literally can't move,
otherwise I gotta reposition and restation myself.
We just swivel like this. The copper bar is
essentially my neck brace.
Look Luna, somebody's saying hi to you.
I promise you she's alive by the way.
If you look very closely, you'll see her belly move up and down.
How many times a day do you walk with Bloomington?
I would say about, hmm, I do one really long walk and then I just let her out in the backyard.
The really long walk is about an hour and it's usually in the evening and then she
She kind of just explored the backyard for like 20-30 minutes.
She is breathing.
You see, we have a witness here on her.
Get this person on the stand, thank you very much.
But yeah, I'm glad you're able to see that.
So I did qualify for some odd reason.
Everybody is struggling over here to qualify.
There's a lot of them that are stuck at this part.
I just went for the hammer, bro.
I was like, do it.
Do it.
Right in the behind.
Let's go.
Smack it up.
And it just pushed me through that madness.
Ooh, they got four seconds.
Oh, how sad.
Oh, how sad.
qualify that's crazy bro not even the not even the majority qualified do you
remember when it used to be like 50 or 70 in a lobby felt like that was more fun
why did they change that I wouldn't mind waiting for the extra 70 unless I'm
like in a specific game mode isn't it isn't in a different lobby or something
I wonder if I could put my chair even more back whoa that might be too far back
Let's see. Let's see. Hold up now. Hold up now. That feels pretty comfortable.
Damn. Ayo. I'm ready to take a nap. Let's go. I've never been so comfortable.
I'm always in my, uh, my hunch mode, but I think I may have broke my neck like that.
When playing competitive games, it's like, it's very hard to be this comfortable and using
Getting your nervous system to its fullest capacity, let's put it that way.
Let's just say if you're this relaxed, you are not reacting in time for high competitive
gaming.
That's all I'm saying.
Okay, let's see if we can scoochie in a little bit.
But for fall guys, I must do this.
It's literally a necessity.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
I have no idea.
I've just started following people, but like, do we get the balls or something?
What do we do?
Oh, they're getting chickens because we're supposed to break the balls.
Jesus Christ.
Um, I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
Let's get more chickens.
So that's why everybody raced there.
Okay, okay, I see.
I get it, I get it.
The silver ones are harder to break, but you can kind of steal it, or how does it...
Okay.
God damn it.
Let's see if we can break this one.
Bruh, I somehow qualified, I'll take it.
I have no idea what I did.
I didn't even like pop anything towards the end there.
And I somehow made top 3, that's crazy.
I'll take it.
I'll take the happy accident any day.
Any time of the day, bro.
the games that fall guys dirty. You might be on to something. You might be speaking your
truth right there. Yeah, I'm definitely locked in and I'm definitely cooking. Watch. It could
be the new relax pose, man. It could be the new relax pose. What can I say? A happy accident
A happy accident is a good accident, true, true, yeah I don't know why they took out
the big lobby, because the, I liked it a lot, oh man, roller dirty, what is this, hold
that let me put my T down, what is this, I've never played this one, do I just stay here,
Uh-oh.
Do we just stay here?
Oh, at some point you can get chickens, huh?
What do we do?
Hey, how's Bro spinning like that?
I have a spectator already.
Somehow two got eliminated.
Am I missing something?
Oh, the bats can hit you?
Okay.
should I go should I go where bro is three eliminated eventually there's gonna
be a bat that like heads your way right oh here they come here they come okay oh
shoot oh shoot okay I feel like I can get that chicken but you know what it's
not really oh god it's not really worth it we have four oh my god that was close
Oh God. I might go for an elimination, but the chicken just didn't come my way.
Oh, it's on a thing. That's why it keeps coming over here.
Yeah, I should be out of its clearance, right?
I'm not going for the chicken. Oh my God, I did not mean to double jump.
Oof, oof, oof, we need, we need two more eliminated, three more, we need three more eliminated,
come on.
I see a chicken over there, I don't want to go for it, I feel very safe on my orange
ball here, just keeping it to myself.
This isn't the final map so, I think, oh my frickin' Jesus, how did I miss time that?
No way was this the final map bro, is this really the last one standing?
Oh, I'm so mad at myself.
I just went out in like a goofiest way.
Oh, how sad.
Yeah, yeah, let's get try, let's get try.
I could have done better.
Could have done better.
the hype around fall guys is the same when force came out yeah it really was
The song is good, the song is good.
By the way, are you planning to play anything else today?
Yes.
I'm going to do another game.
shortly actually very shortly in about 20 minutes or so we'll play another game
for now I wanted to warm up my my brain in a relaxing way it's like I said my
neck is not having it today we are on the copy bar of medical bed at the moment
I have to be as like relaxed shoulders as possible for this one okay a changed
game so we have featured player made creator spotlight do we try these or
what
I don't trust it bro I don't trust it um new level
Roll through the speedy show using power-up beam balls.
Is there a way to like?
So there's only three.
The attack shuffle, what's this?
Race against the clock, fastest time wins.
I'll try that one one time.
I'll try this one one time bro.
it's the tomato bonanza coming at you yeah let's see what attack shuffle is all
about is the room chilled enough for Luna absolutely I got the AC going on as
as we speak.
You said bonanza? Yeah, what's wrong with that?
You don't like that word?
Why don't you like that word, bro?
Damn, I don't know if we're gonna be playing the attack shuffle because Jesus, the time it takes for them to populate
I'd rather just play another knockout one
Did we not even get it bro?
Knockout it is.
Can you dance?
Like in my head I can.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess it didn't populate at all.
game was like nah bro it ain't happening move on to the next move on to the next one bro
so now we in the next one we in it we in it yeah phone guys is fun in like a nintendo
way. By the way, when we play Valorant on Strayon, that is a mystery left for scientists.
Don't worry. I'm gonna give them all a head start, because at the end of the day they
might need it. Against me that is. They might need it. I actually don't even know what we're
Is this just a race?
Just a classic race?
Nice.
I don't want to touch that slime.
That looks like a trap
waiting to be set.
Not bad, not bad.
I think we took a hard route, and by hard I mean like, it's hard if you can't see like
physically, like you're actually blind.
I think at that point it might be hard.
Jesus Christ, there's no way I fumbled back.
I didn't know where I was supposed to go, that's why.
I thought I only had like one more disk.
That I needed to be like spun on.
Can I make it?
Damn!
There's no way.
There's no way.
Oh, come on.
We gotta go the honest way here.
What the f-
Bro.
Is this not happening?
Wait, can't I just go here?
Like...
These guys?
That's what I thought.
Jesus!
Why was that so difficult?
Oh my god.
I thought I wasn't gonna make it again.
Woo!
I should've been like top five,
with that ended up being a fiasco a fumble fiasco
but we qualified don't worry we qualified at the end of the day we still
made it
If I was struggling I know for a fact the rest of the lobby would be struggling enough.
The majority.
Delicious! Delicious! Wouldn't you say, Luna?
Did you guys know that, um, Luna has changed positions ever so slightly?
Do you watch soccer or maybe somebody else's?
Soccer's fun to watch, though.
I think the last sport I watched was football. American football. And the Super Bowl that
is. It is okay. It is okay. It is okay. Some sports I'm like, hmm, it's the matchup that
makes it for me. You know what I mean? It's always about the matchup. If the matchup is
mid it's just as it doesn't interest me it just wouldn't interest me are we
guessing it oh god go go go go push him oh my goodness how did I get blown off
there that's crazy by grabbing on to them I was the one that got pushed out
Oh, we made it. Baby Goro, we made it.
Let's go.
Damn, son.
Even with the two falls that we fumbled with, we still managed. We still managed it.
Made it just by a margin.
Squid game type shee. Exactly. Exactly. It's the kid-friendly Squid games. Which is why I enjoy it so much.
That's a nice little warm-up. For a real game. We're setting ourselves up for a real game over here. Don't worry.
What's your favorite single-player game? Single-player? Does that include multi-player?
Because you're playing by yourself, right? Playing by yourself against the world? Was
I supposed to do this? Bro, that is so annoying. Out of my way, bro. What do we do here? Is
Is it a race?
Oh no.
I'm going to fumble it then.
There's too many people ahead of me.
There's too many people ahead of me.
We're doing laps?
What is this?
Okay, okay, I get it now.
I get it now.
Oh heck yeah, speed boost.
Let's go.
I would have liked that other one maybe I get this one
I don't know if it's gonna be enough
Damn fall guys that easy
Fall guys on that easy that easy train. Oh my goodness
Is that a sandwich next to me? What is this?
Is that a tomato lettuce sandwich next to me?
That's not good.
That threatens my...
I'm a tomato.
That's threatening.
rethreatening
what are we doing what are we doing
uh...
But yeah, what are we doing?
Oh, we move with the slime block?
Oh my god, bro, why are you pissing me?
Very unfortunate, Luna.
Very unfortunate.
The baby is peaceful, the baby is quiet.
Sleeping baby, we need to be whispering.
to be whispering for the baby everybody. Don't make any sudden movements please. We need to
stay calm.
Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Oh my gaaan.
It's okay everyone.
It is okay.
There's no spoiler alerts.
Don't worry, I did not qualify.
Remember, I got pushed and bullied into the slime.
okay we do one more and that's it we need to we lock in we lock in oh yeah
Looks like the Echol has a notification for me.
Alright, last one. Let's go.
Let's get it. Let's get it.
Oh my gosh, have I played this one before?
Why is there so many people pushing?
Um, there we go, there we go.
Why is the orange one following me?
Oh, we played this one.
This is the Fallen Tines map, right?
Um, hello, excuse me?
I can't believe I made that.
That's what we would call a blue water miracle.
Oh my god, I missed that.
I missed that.
There we go, there we go.
We're on to something now.
Grab him.
before he jumps grab him I can't believe it I was too focused on grabbing him but
you know what it's okay because I need to go on the left side anyways the time
it would take to run to the left side it's the same thing I don't think I'm
gonna make this one. Damn! I was close though. Try again. We go now. Heck yeah.
Perfect landing. Let's go.
And we in it. Top ten. Easy. Peasy.
You know what?
The copy bar is providing adequate support.
It really is, it really is.
I am feeling some stress on my lower back, but at least the stress is not on my neck.
We have time.
I have to stretch this one out.
Oh my... well, that's a bit stuff right there.
You good, Luna?
You good?
Join us on the Luna intermission while we see if we even have time to play one more
because they are taking so freaking long, they are taking so freaking long, like how, how can people
probe, the majority of the lobby weren't able to finish in time, that's what that means, when the
qualification bracket isn't even met, like there was plenty of space, I think there was like five
more that could have qualified, the majority could not even finish the map, in within the timeline
it bro excuse me who was playing this game and what are they playing on it's
possible and I'll forgive it's possible that some of the players are using like
I don't know a branch they found from outside as a joystick or something
because otherwise like how can you not control this I guess it'd be a lot more
difficult if you're lagging I know that pain I was trying to play this game on
laptop ones. The frames, it just makes it impossible to play. So, forgiven. Knowing
that insight now. Ooh, let's see if I can make this. Oh my goodness, that was close!
Am I gonna qualify here?
Damn.
I messed up.
I messed up.
It is what it is.
It's okay.
It's okay.
Um, actually it's not.
I think the whole crew is in front of me.
So this is not good.
I also don't have the copy bar support, so...
But we did get that speed boost.
Let's go.
Maybe we get another one.
Let's go. Maybe one more? Ah, we just missed it. We just missed it. We did pass by one of them, which is good.
Heck yeah! Heck yeah! That was close. My, my, that was close.
What's happening?
Some fruit?
Nah.
Unfortunately, that one's gonna take too long.
We cut to the Luna intermission, everybody.
I know, I know, don't worry.
I pinky promise you, I would have won anyways.
I like, I can't even make this up.
The game is so easy, I promise I would have won.
It is what it is.
With the Copy Barra and Luna as my witness,
I would have won that lobby.
Pretty sure.
Fairly certain.
Without a doubt.
I don't know which one, I'm very tempted to start
with the one that has the statistics,
the best statistics, there's Fashion Famous,
Which I feel like we we would be able to conquer or
There's this island one dressed to impress bro
and
What better way than to kick things off with the summer than to have a couple of coconuts covering your
Your coconuts, so let's do it. I gotta put my ear pods in first so
So I can hear this lovely sound that that robots have to offer
The lovely sound that bro. It's cute
It's cute! I like the little, uh, they got the, uh, they got the white flowers and everything. Let's go.
That's cute, bro. Oh, hell yeah, it's loud. Bro, it's blasting in my eardrums. Let's go.
Hold on. I don't want to get, like, music overload, right? The steel drum music isn't in the scene,
right? I don't think so, anyway. I think we're good. You guys don't hear this. If you guys hear the
the still drum music let me know hey we bopping to this we bopping this all
right June 29th two currency let's go baby let's go this game's graphics have
been changed what do you mean if you play on a slow device mobile or slow
reduce your graphics settings hell nah bro what you think I'm playing on oh I'm
going at one star bro didn't even try what is that doesn't have a face
Hey, actually though, I like the hat. It's kind of cute. Yeah, I'll give it a 2.
Nah, I'll give it a 2. I gotta be honest with my rage.
Bro, I don't know about this music.
Hey, chill with the music.
Okay!
Hey, that's not too bad.
This is giving me, like, Kylie Jenner vibes.
This is giving, like, this is giving Summer Stitch vibes. Yuki!
Yuki! Look at this!
This is actually cute. That was like a Summer Stitch vibe, bro.
Hell yeah, I didn't even vote my bad. Oh my god, that should have been the winner right there
Hail no
What?
That is not first place. That is not first place. Excuse me. Hail no
Hail no, the stitch outfit was way better than that. We got to be on. Okay. We're off though. Hey, we got to show them how it's done
Let's show these let's show these people. I was done bro choose next theme
Hey, I don't know. I just want how do I pick my clothes?
Bear with me. This is the first time I'm doing it. Oh, you know what? Let me use the
Well power enough. I'm gonna move around
Intermission 35 seconds. We're not choosing our outfits then right? We just choose a theme
What summer?
Stitch bro, let's do that confirm
Not enough theme props. Hail no
Roblox trying to get me to buy stuff. Hail no
I'm not doing that
All right
Let me choose my outfits. Hey, let me get that first. Oh shoot move aside girl move aside. Nah, this is me right here
Damn, why did she jump like that?
Why she jumping like that?
All right, I'm excited. I'm excited to show you what I got the theme is Prince or Princess. Okay
Okay, I
Could flip with that. I
Could totally flip with that. Let's go
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Do we have to collect these? We have to collect our V-Bucks, bro?
Do we have to do our hair? What do we do? What do we do? We have five minutes. Oh my god. How do I change?
There we go. I gotta play, I gotta play with a...
With my Xbox controller. It does not work on a keyboard and mouse. Let's pick out some outfits.
I feel like this, this money is gonna come in handy because this is what's gonna get us like the good stuff.
Oh hell no. Not my earpods.
Busting down on me right now. What do I do new mode? Oh
Here's the outfits are the outfits
What do we what do we got to choose from how do I select?
We'll palette nah
How do I select stuff bro?
Hey back out of that. I don't know what that is back out of that
Bro, how do you oh, oh, oh it said put on how do we get that? Oh?
Oh, we gotta look at it. We gotta look at it. Damn. Nah, Ballerina? Hell nah. What do
we want to mess with right now? Besides, ooh, nah, that's not giving princess. That's not
giving, do we want to go like super cute? I feel like the two bows is gonna be super
cute. But also, that's not giving like, that's not giving princess though. That's like five
That's not like Castle Princess, Disney Princess, you know what I mean?
Damn.
I don't got a lot of skirts to choose from, but we gotta get creative.
Hey, if we're gonna go Summer Princess, here, give me this, give me this.
Yeah, give me that.
Hell yeah.
I hate that I have to, like, exit out of this every time.
I can go with this color scheme, that's fine.
Hey, what about that scarf, bro?
Ooh, no.
Ooh, no.
Wait, what if we change the color though? Oh, no. Oh, no, it's going bad. I only got three minutes left now
I'm feeling the pressure. That's not good. I'm feeling pressured now. Now. Hell no get rid of the scarf. How do I get rid of it?
How do I get rid of it?
Take it off
No, I don't want it. I don't want it. Oh
Hey, oh, no, okay. We got to work with it. We're working with the scarf. We're working with the scarf
Bro, there's nothing in here that screams princess. What the heck is this?
I hate it all I hate it all oh hell they got some jeans here oh hell no hell no
okay we need a top we can't go out there with sports bra we need a top I don't
know yeah I was tempted to put the cowboy hat on but I was like and I don't
know if that's gonna do it for me hey what about this okay okay it's not like
Terrible right? Bro the scarf is killing me. The scarf is legitimately killing me. It's hurting my soul
I don't know how to get rid of it. I guess I can swap it out for something
Bro, there's like nothing really. What is that? Oh?
This could be like horrible this can go horrible wait this hat is not bad that hat is not bad, bro
Let me put that on a way. How do I get a face? Why am I faceless?
Where do we get our face at?
Is it like the hair salon? Can we get some hair? What is this? New model? Oh wait, I
want to get my- I want to get something done. Move! Move! How do I get- Ayo! I am a customer!
She ain't paying attention to me. Where do we get her face at? Oh no. A minute and 40.
nobody's voting for this nobody's voting for this what else can we get oh we need
shoes we need shoes they're also ugly maybe some glasses cuz we don't have a
face bro give me give me those hell yeah looks so goofy bro I look so goofy
oh hell yeah wait that may have saved it no you can't tell me I'm wrong that
may have actually saved it wait this is not so bad a strut strut strut strut
strut strut hell yeah what else can we get here now is the men's clothing why
am I in the men's section I need a face bro I need a little now we don't want
the tote bag we need shoes coconut drip now maybe what does this do oh
Hell yeah, sure struck struck struck. Hell. Yeah, okay
Where do I get a face
We have the faces that bro, you know where the faces at
Yeah
Damn hell yeah, slay bro slay
Hell yeah, bro. Why bro got mad juicy lips
I'm just I gotta say it was a mad juicy look. Where's uh, we're the face printing at I need to print my face
Bro, how do I print face?
Is this the girl do I gotta talk to this one? Do I gotta pay like V bucks robux?
Bro, how do you do your oh?
No, oh bro. I don't even have shoot
hell no okay let's see what happens
what the heck I can't compete with that bro swimming
hey but that's not oh but it's getting me it's giving little mermaid though I'll
give it a three that's pretty clever I'll get a four no that's pretty clever
damn damn that's pretty clever bro damn she went with the bell bell thing bro I'm
I'm not even gonna be in this contact.
Bro, I missed the assignment.
I gotta be honest with my judgment.
That's a solid three.
That's giving me like bell vibes from Beauty and the Beast.
I'll rate that a solid three, three out of five.
That's not bad.
Oh, hell no, I'm better than this, right?
It's not fair that I don't have the face.
I'm gonna come out blank.
No, I'm one.
Now we're keeping it out one.
That's one.
What is this, what is this gift?
This isn't giving anything, bro.
That's a two?
That's not even a two.
I can't even rate that a two.
There's no way.
What else do we got?
I'm bobbing into the music right now.
Hell yeah.
What is this?
Bro, that's another one.
That's not giving anything.
It's Q.
It's Sheik.
I don't like the handbag.
It doesn't match the color scheme.
I think if she would have went a little more...
Hell yeah, let's go
Yeah
Which other one has a coconut which other one is drinking out of a coconut tell me
Nobody nobody was the answer bro. Give me five stars, please
Please this this
This contest is the only way Luna's gonna eat tonight
Is if I win this contest bro?
Please
Alright, what do we got here? Nah, that's a 1. I don't like it at all. Actually, the dress
is kinda cute. But it's not fitting the theme, okay? At least I did something like magical,
right? Some- somewhat magical? Hell yeah. Bro, that's gigachat, right? 5 stars for bro!
Wait, bro, I got to respect this one. I got to respect that drip, bro. That's so good
That's so good
Get it. Oh
Wait, I kind of like this one. I'll put it like a
The red is throwing me off a bit if it was like a little
Little less Matt. It should have been more gloss. No, maybe more glossy is what I want to say
No, I was gonna vote at three. Oh
I didn't give that I didn't give the respect she deserved there they deserve
The winners, BAM! I'm not even on the podium!
It's cuz I didn't have a face, bro. That's total biacy.
I didn't have a face. That's not even fair.
I don't know how I get a fit, bro. I gotta get out of these clothes. It is makey. It's giving me the ick.
It's giving me the ick.
I wanna get out of these clothes so bad, bro.
Nah, we need to redeem ourselves. We need to redeem ourselves. How do I choose a face?
How do I choose a face?
Where do I go to choose a,
I forgot how I navigate the face.
Here we go, here we go.
Oh yeah, get rid of all this, bro.
Get rid of all this.
Wait, it's not letting me do it.
Uh, oh, there we go.
That scarf was bugging me like crazy.
Uh, I hate everything, but we'll keep some stuff.
Let me get rid of the coconut.
How do I change a cowboy?
Oh, we could pose differently?
Oh, that's cool.
I need more stuff though, don't I?
Okay, hold on.
Okay, we're gonna start picking clothes.
We're gonna start picking clothes.
And I'm like stuck.
How do I get unstuck?
How do I get unstuck?
Oh, hell.
God, Roblox doesn't make it like fluent.
Oh, no, get rid of this, bro.
How do I get out of these settings?
Stop!
I mean, what if I get rid of it all?
I mean, I don't mind.
How do I get, oh, you're kidding me.
I can't.
Wait, is it this?
It's that, it was that, right?
What is going on?
Stop, leave!
Okay, there we go.
What's the theme?
2000s, the 2000s.
Ooh, I don't even, bro, jeans, right?
Like these baggy jeans is 2000s.
Let's put it on.
Oh, wait!
Wait, I think I'm actually on to something.
I'm actually on to something here.
These jeans are giving so 2000s.
Hey, another faceless.
Wait, I'm going to follow her around and see how she gets her face.
I have to know.
Because everyone starts off faceless, so...
Oh my god, this is giving 2000s, bro.
Yeah.
Yeah, like 2010, right?
Technically everything is 2000s, no?
What does it go up to, like 2010?
No, you don't like this one?
You don't like the puffer jacket?
The face is near the nail lady?
The nail lady, what nail lady?
Here, let me collect some of these bucks here
because I feel like I'm gonna have to spend them, right?
You don't like this?
It's too fashionable, right?
It's too fashionable.
Let's get rid of it.
Let's get rid of it.
What else, what else?
Maybe the hat?
I feel like the hat's given to you.
Ugh.
Mm.
Maybe.
You can change the hair face near the nail lady.
Okay, thank you Snoop.
Nail lady.
That's what I thought.
I thought it was the makeup lady.
This girl, right?
But you see it like, what button do I click bro?
Do I have to click her?
Look, I'm clicking her.
It's not, oh!
Okay.
What do I do?
Oh, these are just nails, bro.
Let's get some nails. Oh, I don't know what color
What's giving what's giving to that? What's that? Man? There's no like there's no color for two thousands, right?
I'm on a I'm on a controller snoop. I'm not on a I'm not on a keyboard. I'm like I'm I'm going between. Hey, what happened?
I'm not done. I'm not done. Lady. She just kicked me out of the seat, bro
I don't know this is this is giving this is giving let's do that. It's like okay
Hurry up. Hurry up. Where do I get a face? She doesn't give me a face
Use the palette. It didn't give me a face though
They didn't give me a she got a face. It's the hair. It's the hair
Why did the music stop wait that's actually scary
Yeah, here bangs bangs is two thousands bro bangs is so two thousands you tell me this is not two thousands
This is gotta be two thousands
With literally blonde we got a little britain. This is exactly what we gotta do. We gotta go britain
You can't tell me.
Oh my god, we only have two minutes.
I feel the pressure. I feel the pressure.
I'm done. This is what I want. I'm done.
Yes. Uh, yes.
Yes, all of it.
We good? Let's go.
Let's go. Okay. Let's get rid of the hat.
Jesus Christ.
No, why am I like... Bro, why am I side-balled?
No!
Why am I side-balled here?
Hell nah. Oh, I don't have hair.
Okay, what about this?
What is this?
No.
That's giving me, like, spice girls.
That's giving me spice girls.
Uh, palette?
What does that mean?
Ooh!
No.
I feel like this is giving me...
Whoa, you can combine, like, tons of hair, huh?
Yes!
That's two thousandths.
Thousand percent.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah!
Where do I get my face?
Bro, I need a face so bad.
This has gotta be the face place, right?
Yes! Okay, this is where we get our face, bro.
What?
Whoa.
Ooh, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Bro, we're running out of time.
I don't have a shirt, I'm talking about a shirt.
We need to get a shirt.
What happened to the music?
You guys hear music still or not?
I'm about to put my coconut music on.
If you don't hear music.
What do we match at the top with the jeans the jeans is genius the jeans is genius
We just didn't talk we got 50 seconds, bro. We got 50 seconds. Come on. Come on. Help me out chat. Help me out
We talked we do bro, we need a tanning booth. Oh my god, you're right
I'm tempted to do this one
And just click it
3500 you think I have that cash. I do not have that cash, bro. Where's the free stuff?
Let's get to the let's get to the let's get to the tanning booth or something VIP room. Where's the tanning booth at? Oh, bro?
Oh, no, I'm gonna fail it bro
Where's the tanning?
I need a shirt. I'm gonna go with this put it on
It looks hideous I'm like it
Um...
No! God damn. Okay, I'm learning. I'm learning though, bro. I feel like I'm getting good at this.
I feel like I'm getting good at this. Do you guys hear that music?
Stop running past the tanning booth, please.
Wait, that is very 2000s. Oh my god.
Megan killed it.
Megan fri- I gotta rate that four stars. Bro, that is totally given 2000s. God damn it, Megan.
Why you gotta make me look bad?
why you gotta make me look back no not me not me following up that no way no way
they're gonna make me follow up with that one bro
well it looks like I look like I'm at the corner of a gas station corner of a
gas station asking some truck drivers if they need some sloppy joke oh hell yeah
wait I must be hurt actually no never mind why do you hear this now it was my
my AirPods. Bro, what's going on with my AirPods? They're like, fumbling around. Wait, I'll
rate that like 2. That's actually not that bad. That kind of size.
Bro, the glide off though. I like it. I like it.
Oh! Bro! Wait, that's so good. How did they do that? Bro, they're cheating! They went
to the IQ room for that one. I might have to rate that a 5. That's really 2,000. I'm
I'm gonna go for though. I'm gonna go for that's really too dark
Damn
Probably showing up here. I went into this like way too much confidence man. I'm getting humbled real good here
Damn
Bro, that's so good. Wait, that is the best like Guido look I've ever seen created in Roblox
Bro, I'm reading that five stars. That is so consistent probably even the posing. Oh
My god, I'm getting I'm getting humbled. I'm getting humbled chap. That's crazy
I don't like this at all. I don't like this at all. No, I'm leaving out that one. I'm leaving out one star
Yeah, do another one hell yeah, bro, I would get
Yeah, I would have given that to that that deserved another star just for that hell yeah
Hey, that's good. That's gonna be like Russian
This is like that dark Russian at the club. She's like hello, baby
You want to give me a drink?
Ah, honey.
Eels.
Ah, I would have given that three.
Bro, they give you like five seconds to vote.
It's insane.
I'm trying to like study here.
I'm trying to give like an accurate, an accurate voting.
That's pretty good.
It's giving Paris Hilton, right?
That's like Paris.
I'll give it a three.
It's, it's getting the assignment done.
It's executing the assignment.
Ugh.
Don't forget to lair stuff. I know I'm being like humble like crazy right now with the people that are layering crazy
Oh, what clothes do you got here? Just from the movies I watch
I don't go to any clubs
Just my brain being fried by Hollywood movie cliches
Russian but literally that that girl look exactly like a Russian like I'm getting like Vin Diesel vibes like the girl that hits on Vin Diesel
Basically hell yeah, the one I voted five stars
Absolutely. Oh my god, we almost got it them all. I don't think that third place deserved that. I don't think that third place deserved that, but we got the other two. We got the first and second vote. I'm more like a judge on this right now as I navigate my learning process. I feel like I'm more of a judge than I am an actual contestant, but we will get this down.
I didn't even know where the tanning booth was. Why am I not moving? Why am I not moving? There we go.
Oh hell yeah let's go let's go ladies strut strut strut strut strut strut damn oh we gotta
put lashes on bro.
I'm so impressed with this one right here I don't know who they are but that is impressive
work that is impressive layering work I like have mad respect for that that's so good I
need to get to that level bro I need to get my fashion game up I need you to help me so
I could blame you this is this is the other one that I voted for I thought this one deserved third place
That was pretty good man. That screams 2000s that screams it
You can email from that little button on the middle right of the screen email you're talking about the pose oh
Hell yeah, wait I could do that while I'm on the while I'm on the runway oh
We're starting up lock-in chat lock in we're starting up right now. Let's go
Hell yeah
All right, how much time do we got we got five minutes magical girl or boy girl or boy, maybe I'll be better with the
With the guy why am I like stuck in this post it kind of moving around
Get out of that pose. All right. Okay. Let's start on the face. Let's start on the face
Let's start on the face. I hate that. I have to like use a controller and mouse. What is all this stuff?
What does this do?
We have a wheel.
What's going to do here?
Yeah, let's get rid of, let's get rid of all this.
Let's get rid of all of it.
It's garbage.
It's absolute garbage.
For our nails, I don't know.
I don't think I need nails right now.
I don't got to focus.
That's like minor.
That's a minor thing, bro.
We got to focus on hair.
We got to focus magical.
Ooh, this is giving magical, though.
Something like that.
Hell yeah.
Is that not giving magical?
Hey, that's giving magical to me.
What if we layer it?
What if we layer?
What are the patterns? What does this even do? It doesn't do anything, right?
It doesn't do anything. Okay, good. Do we need bangs with this? Nah, bangs is not going to make
sense, right? Maybe it will. What's this?
Is this, is this not amazing?
You lie. That's cat. Maybe. Wait, this actually does look pretty good.
Am I on to something?
Am I on to something chat?
Hell yeah, wait, where's it? These are the tanning beds, bro
Finally, what are we going with?
Hell yeah
Did illegal what does that even mean? Is that like some fashion lingo that I'm like completely unaware of yeah, I'll take it I'll take it
Well, we're looking cute
We're looking cute magical. Do we want to put on the big dress to be magical earn 5900 more?
Why you had to capping me like this? You think I got that kind of robux?
Bro you're making me really grab roblox off the floor
To be able to pay off for these like outfits
That's the same work. I
Got three minutes. What are we doing? I
Kind of like this
Man, so okay, I'm like on to something here. I think I'll actually get votes. I just need oh
They got the wings. That's that's kind of clever, but I don't want everyone's gonna do wings, huh?
Everyone's gonna. Hey you copy bro. She got the same hair as me wait, but that means I'm onto something
That means I'm onto something bro
I'm onto something if they're copying me that means I'm onto something. Okay, what can we do?
We're not wearing a beret. We're not wearing a beret. I think we got to wear the wings
Did somebody take the wings already? Can I not use the wings?
Where was the where were the wings at I think they're on the other side from
spending so much time and I don't have anything on where's the wings
we do ears no ears doesn't make any sense
nah that's so that's so trash that's trash no no no no no damn I don't know
what to uh, I don't know, nothing is like, nothing is inspiring man. What is this? That
is very, I think I'm out of something. Damn bro, they're gonna steal the show a thousand
percent. Bro, you swimming on the stage like a mermaid, how do you not steal the show?
I can't find my wings for the life of me. Is there only like a certain amount that are
allowed? Did everyone grab all the wings? I must be missing the wing section. It is so unfair.
Oh my god, I got a minute left. I just need shoes. I just need shoes. They're gonna judge me.
They're gonna judge me if I don't have shoes on. These people are like brutal.
What about this?
Bear with me chat stay with me now
Well, they all copy my hair wait actually I actually like this baseball but they got rid of it
No wings. I still can't find the wings. I
Don't remember where the wings were bro. Any other accessories I could do like layering wise I
Feel like it's kind of basic, but it works. No
The wings are where the fur coat is at, the wings are where the fur coat is, fur coat!
What fur coat?
What's the fur coat at? I got 30 seconds.
You're right.
Wait, this is gonna look so cute.
Did I get it?
Let's change the color.
I actually like the color.
I actually like the color.
It's just gonna give magical.
Bro, everyone's copying me, bro.
Everyone's copying me.
I got the hairstyle first.
I got the, I got the aesthetic first and then everybody started copying me from.
And this one's just swimming around like crazy.
Can we, can we layer anything? Maybe the necklace? What does the necklace give?
No, we have five seconds left. I want to get- I don't have shoes!
I thought I had shoes. Where's my shoes? Where's my shoes? I have my white shoes.
Oh my god. Wait, she's barefoot too. That's me!
Please at least two stars. This is two-star worthy. Come on. I put effort into this. This is two stars right here
Come on
Hell yeah, be honest y'all got to be honest when you're voting please
Damn this one's this one's a little more put together this one's a little more put together I
Kind of like it. I
I kind of like the colors. I'll give it a two
I'll give it a two, bro. It's a little emo. Yeah, I agree. It's a little emo, but I'm gonna give it a two
What do we got next oh shoot this is given like swamp monster like a cute little swamp monster I
Don't really like it though. I'm not now one star
one star
I don't know next do a backflip. I'll give you a star for a backflip. I
Want to see one of them do a backflip
What do we got next uh nah that bro no way this one beats me no way this one actually beats me
That's totally one star worthy, bro
There's no way that beats me. I think mine was way more put together than that. Come on. I have taste
That is literally tinker bow. Good job. Good job, bro. That's literally tinker bow. What do we want? Oh
What's she doing over there on the stage? I'll give you five of that
Man, I gotta start posing too
Somebody in the chat said it
Somebody said it's this button right here. I gotta start doing these man. I gotta do the cowboy whatever that is
I'll definitely get some stars for the cowboy pose. I don't like this at all. Why do you have a slime green skirt on?
slime green slime green bro no that ain't it that ain't it a solid three no
that was a one easy easy oh this is not that bad I don't know how much I think
I was gonna put a three my bad I always feel bad cuz like they deserve it they
They put the effort in, they deserved it.
This is on stream, that was the three right there.
I'm sorry I didn't put it in though.
I don't like this at all.
Ha ha ha, that's a dead drop!
Hell yeah, you just got three stars with that bro.
Hell yeah!
Nah, the dead drop, the dead drop, but that dead drop,
put it up there bro.
Three stars, easy.
Easiest decision of my life.
I don't think I like this.
I don't like the top.
I don't like the pose.
Do a dead drop. Do a backflip or something.
Let me see something special, bro.
Nah, you're not giving anything.
Nah, get out of here.
Get out of here!
I got nothing out of that, bro.
Try out pose number 28.
Okay, okay. Chill. I will, I will.
Bro, but that's not the assignment.
Oh, magical.
Nah, one star. That's not the assignment, bro.
That ain't the assignment, bro.
Come on. Also, what pose are they gonna do as the fish?
What are they gonna do? What kind of fish poses out?
HELL NO!
Bruh.
Bruh, I lose to this. Bruh, I feel like I'm top three right now. Am I wrong? I think I'm literally top three right now.
There's no way I'm not top three. I feel like I'm up there.
Top five maybe. There's a lot more contestants now. I feel like I'm top five. Was that the last one? I'm like top five.
I don't think I'll make the podium, but...
Why is she there? Why is the fish there? Yeah, Tinkerbell deserves that win. That was literally Tinkerbell. That's crazy.
Bro, why was that third place? That third place one? Hell nah.
Hell nah. I was robbed. Come on. Yo, let me go side by side with this one. Where's she at? Where's she at?
Side by side with... No, that wasn't her. That wasn't her.
Right here right here me or her come on, bro slime green
How did how did she beat me?
How did she beat me?
Nah
This was an inside job thousand percent inside job. I
Deserve way more Robux I
Think I should have got at least third place. I think I was up there
I think I got like creative enough man. This is kind of cute. I'm missing shoes though, bro
I should have put the fit together. I'm missing shoes, man. Oh my god. Hey look at us surfing
All right, what's the next theme what's the next theme gonna be
What do we look at here, what are we working with I
May have gotten like point deduction from the shoes and I didn't even strike any poses either
I like put no effort into my posing. It's crazy work
Valentine's Day? Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, first of all, get rid of everything. We're
going nanky. We're going nanky. I think I got to change up my face. We've been abusing
this face too much. Let's switch it up. Maybe let's get a little creative with the tanning
salon. Maybe we go alien for about, nah. It's given like avatar, bro. Nah. We don't have
any other colors what is this oh what the heck that's kind of cool um I hope
nobody copies me I'm gonna go like what the heck no I wasn't done I'm gonna go
like Valentine theme color if that makes sense let's try it let's try it what
what do you pair oh no oh hell she gonna kill it oh they're gonna slay look at the
The socks and the shoes, no way, bro.
That's our competition right there.
That's our competition.
Oh my God, we're gonna,
wait, have faith in me, Chad.
I have an idea, have faith in me.
I have an idea, we're gonna give like,
we're gonna sell, we're gonna sell Valentine's Day, okay?
This is what we're gonna do.
We're gonna sell Valentine's Day.
You see me on the freaking runway,
you're gonna want it to be Valentine's Day, all right?
Hold up hold up. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. What've we got here?
Nah! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not working with that.
Ayo, get rid of...
Maybe?
That's kind of cute.
What else do we got?
I got three minutes left.
It's not bad.
Am I wrong?
It's really nice.
Oh, thank God.
Are we going to have faith in me?
All right.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Are we gonna have faith in me? Alright, we're gonna have faith. I think it's cute, bro
Let's have faith. Let's have faith. Let's see what else we could do. I
Like the face man. It's kind of annoying. I genuinely like the face, but let's see if we could do something else man. It's so cute though
We can always go back to it
Let's give me a little a little Valentine's I
Don't think we want to go sad Valentine's
This is like the giga chat face.
She hasn't yet to break the mewing streak on the fashion runway.
Let's, I don't know, bro, I'm really digging this one, but this kind of works, to be honest.
the eyes? No gage hat, please. All right, all right, all right. Dude, I got two minutes
left. What do we do? This is cute with the eyes closed. We did it. We found it. Wait.
The hearts, right? I mean, I'm gonna get votes, right? I'm gonna get votes. I'm gonna get
votes with the hearts. Shoot, we need an outfit. Okay, we're not making the same mistake. We're
We're getting shoes.
I don't care.
We're getting shoes.
It's giving like, Valentine's Harley Quinn.
I'm not really digging it.
Can we do anything else?
Why is it only changing like one shoe color?
No, I don't like it.
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it.
Let's go with this.
Why is it different shoe colors?
Bro.
What is this?
Oh, it's because I have one on. Oh my god. That's so annoying.
She's wearing both shoes. Oh, that's right. I already have a pair of shoes.
Wait, where's the other shoes?
It's not showing it.
Is that it?
Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, no, I like this. I like- dude, 40 seconds. Oh my god.
There's no way I have time.
There's no way I have time. Would it be like a sleek dress?
Maybe.
With like, with like, hell yeah, hell yeah.
Wait, I'm on a something.
Let me cook!
Let me cook!
I'm on a something here.
I'm on a something.
Do we have an accessory?
I need an accessory bro.
I need an accessory.
What is that?
Is that like a dog collar?
We got ten seconds.
Can I run to an accessory?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's see if I can ask this bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
Some glasses
No, where's my no I
Was so close
post
Oh hell yeah
Come on come on come on come on that at least that deserves at least two stars chap come on
please
please
Bro pose 28 goes hard
Pose 28 goes so hard. Oh, that's so cute man, bro. I'm competing against like freaking Tom Ford over here
This is not fair
What the heck man, I didn't have access to those outfits
Okay, thank God. I think I beat her at least right? I think I beat her at least. Come on
There's no way she beats me
There's no way that's one star I would have voted like five stars for that other outfit that one's slave
What do we got what do we got oh
Oh, oh, that's giving like Victorian Valentine's wait. That's so clever, bro
I gotta get points for the creativity here
That's so clever. That's like Victorian Valentine's love it love to see it. That's so cool
That's a plus creativity right there. Oh
This one's not bad
This is the one I thought was gonna be hard competition, but bro the one that followed up after me was so good
I'm gonna write that like a two the one that followed up after me was so good. I think that one's gonna be the winner
We got more ha ha ha wait she tried to copy me with the red bro
Now not even the back flips gonna give me is gonna get me to give you another star
That's that's definitely one star material right there, bro. No, that's one star material right there, bro
What else do we got? It's not bad. It's pretty simple
It's clean. I like the shoes if I'm being perfectly honest
I like the shoes the dress is not that bad the shades go with the shoes at least not bad
But I'm rating it for one. That's a one for simplicity. Okay. We want to see creativity here
Damn. Damn. That's not bad. That's... I might have to go 4. Nah, 3.
I'll rate 3. It's not... Oh, it's actually really creative, though.
Bro, that was like Cupid, basically. That was like the woman version of Cupid.
That was actually really good.
A, the Victorian one! Let's go! Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Man, I'm so sad. I can't get any votes, bro. It's so hard to compete with these like
absolute professionals, man
absolute professionals
Come on
It's like so difficult
We got it. We got to be like prepared. Let's get naked. Let's just get naked chat. We got to get naked
I gotta start fresh. I gotta be I gotta I gotta lock in. It's as simple as that
I just got to lock in and we're gonna get on the podium. I swear to God
But before the end of this stream, we are getting first place, bro.
I will get the respect I deserve from my fellow peers, from my fellow fashion peers over here.
God damn, that Victoria wall is so good.
I need those options though.
You gotta let me cook.
I need options.
What place do we have?
I was probably like 10th.
Dead last.
I don't doubt I was like dead last.
I'm being honest.
She was really good. Yeah first place incoming
Let's get that first place win
easiest first place in my life
Are we going again? Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go mean girl. Oh my god
This is my this is my category right here. This is my category right here, bro
This is my category right here. Let's get it. Let's get the meanest girl you'll ever see in your life
you see this girl and you're like sheesh man I cannot I cannot
cross paths with her she's definitely gonna eat me alive that's what we're
going for can we switch up the colors
can't get it like
I don't know man. Nah. I'm not feeling this one.
I'm not feeling this one. Oh my god!
You tell me that's what I gotta compete with? You crazy for that.
Well, let's get rid of the hair. Nah, I'm not feeling the hair. Maybe I need to do my face first.
I'm not getting inspired. I'm not getting inspired. Let's do...
Jesus, girly. Move. Out of the way. Let's do our nails.
What do we want? What do we want? Mean girl, mean girl, mean girl. I say like classic.
white right maybe a pink no me girl screams like hot pink hot pink bro what
do I get hot pink where's hot pink at oh there we go hell yeah okay we're good
we're good uh now let's change your face let's change your face I gotta get
inspired by the face this is not inspiring because it's like it's too
Valentine theme hell yeah nah that's that's that's mean girl face right there
this the one that destroys your life oh god yeah we got it done onto the clothing
how do I get VIP I gotta purchase this hell man that's where all the good stuff
is though so annoying okay well we can work with this though what is that
got some summer vibes here ooh maybe I like it not bad not bad what kind of
color are we going for mean girl I guess it doesn't matter
wait that's actually not that's not too bad with like some not those genes but
Let's get some bottoms.
Let's get some bottoms with it.
Oh, bro, we are going mean.
This is mean.
Bro, I'm inspiring all of them right now.
I promise you right now, I'm inspiring all of them.
I think I need a bag.
Oh, is she going for the bag?
No, she's not going for the bag.
Move.
Move!
It's my bag.
Hell yeah.
We don't want that color, though.
We don't want that color.
Gooo!
First of all, we gotta change...
We gotta change our skin color, man.
We gotta get out of the paint.
What am I feeling?
Yellow, maybe?
First of all, we gotta go bright.
I think I'm feeling like...
mustard.
I think I'm feeling mustard.
Let's change this up.
Let's change this up.
Hell yeah
That's good. I think that's good. I think that's good. I think that's good. I think that's good
I'm gonna get some bottoms
Let's get like them like the jeans skirt
Bro, we're on some cage. We got to go. We got to get hair. Wait. This look is coming together
Is this not is this not giving me a girl? Oh
That is good hair. That is good mean girl hair. That is very good mean girl hair
Wait, where's that at?
This is not bad. This is not bad at all if we get it like more blonde
How do we get a blonde? Oh
like a blue
Wait, that's not bad at all
That's not bad at all
Hell yeah, wait or should we go brunette should we go brunette?
This doesn't give me mean girl when it's red it's not giving me girl. I don't know how to get brunette
Oh, I guess like this
No, maybe black black hair is that giving me let's take a look is that giving me maybe no it's not really giving me
Maybe I need a different hairstyle. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me cook. I kind of like this idea.
Where's the other one at? I gotta get rid of it. This is kind of giving me, right? Isn't that?
Nah, get rid of that. Get rid of that. We got 20 seconds. No. Get rid of it. Get rid of it. Get rid of it.
No, I think we I think we got to go with this. This is not that bad. I would have preferred a different hair color
But bro, I tried I tried. I don't know what to expect from the other gals, but I
Think we did a pretty decent job
No bangs for sure. Yeah, I wasn't feeling it. I think I did a on first first up real blue water
Let's go. Come on. Give me give me something give me something
post bro post 28 goes hard
Hell yeah, oh, oh, yeah, get it
Get it. Oh, yeah slide off
Slide on off, bro. I got at least three stars from somebody somebody out there. Give me three stars thousand percent
Bro that is so mean girl
Wait that gives like privileged child mean girl style. Oh my god. How are they so good at this?
How are they so good at this? That was so good, bro
No, that was actually so good
That's giving me girl to I'll give that one a three
Bro, they're so good at this man. Oh my god. I'm getting humble bad on this one
I'm getting humble bad. I thought I was I thought I was cooking bro. I was not cooking
No! Wait, who is this?
HELL YEAH!
Wait, hell yeah.
Nah, I'm giving that 4, bro.
Hell yeah, we got the mean giga-chat
on the runway. Let's go.
Yeah, I'm bottoming with that one.
I'm bottoming with that one.
What else do we got?
No! Dude, it's so good!
That does scream mean.
I feel like she'll insult me immediately when she looks at me.
hell yeah that's like three stars do with the highlights oh my god how are they
so good at this game how are they so oh my god she's giving um what's that was
that a man a binds movie hey for the pose I'll give two stars yeah the 28
pose I'll give two stars that Amanda binds movie she's the man it kind of
reminds me of that she's giving like innocent little sister vibes I'm not
getting mean girl she's giving like little sister vibes I kind of like it
was cool that's mean girl that's mean girl dude with the shades the handbag is
perfect no that's three right there god they're so good at this bro how do they
get a theme and just like like this bro like this this is not that bad I think
if a little too much. Oh you why you tempted me with a flip girl why you
tempted me with these flips and now I still got a rated one I still got a
rated one I'm sorry I don't think it was as good I think I missed the assignment
just by this much by a hair by hair I'll give the star for creativity though
this is kind of mean this is want to be me this is want to be me this is not
like the other girls the other girls were like true to their soul like
Actually mean this is this is like want to be mean one star one star
Creativity those is like this
Bro, can I get third place? Oh
She's she's gliding up to the front. Oh my god. What a power move, bro. I'm giving that three just for that
Bro the posing
Hey, oh for you got four for me
Hell yeah
And then glides off in post-28. Hell yeah, nah
New rank rising star. Let's go. What does that mean?
Did I get oh dude they edged me on that one? I thought I got I thought I was on the podium on that one
I was like, there's no way bro. There's so many other ones that was so good
There's no way bro. I'm like trash compared to them. That's so sad
Good job, good job, they're too good. They're too good. It is my life's ambition though
To get on that podium. So we're gonna do it one day. We're gonna do it one day. I need to take a break
I need to like I need to recollect my thoughts
My my creative thoughts and my fashion
Assessment over here because by golly
They are like out of this world impressive like I went up against some heavy-hitting fashionistas like this was no easy
fricking
Easy rumble over here with a bunch of new models
Bro, I'm going up against like actual pros. That was insane
That was like the Royal Rumble of professionals and like somehow I managed to like squeeze into the lineup. That was insane
They humbled me so bad. They did not need to go that hard knowing that there was a new model on the runway
They did not need to go that hard. I feel like I'm not even like up there
I feel like I need like a fashion tutorial after that man. That was some crazy competition
That was literally like crazy
competition you have to get back in and win it bro they were so good maybe I
just got to find my theme maybe once I find my theme I'll be like an actual
like I'm gonna just dominate one of the themes Wimbledon tennis massive revamp
oh bro how do they know I said the word tennis and like they just hit me with a
sponsored ad for Wimbledon, Wimbled World Tennis?
Hell yeah.
Now let's keep it fashion.
Let's keep it fashionless.
Let's keep what we were doing.
We're going back dressed to impress.
We're in the summer edition.
Let's go, bro.
I just need my theme.
I need my theme and I'm gonna dominate.
What theme is gonna make me dominate is the question though.
We'll never know.
We'll have to find out soon.
Is the music on or my AirPods are dead?
Or my AirPods dead we got an intermission. Oh perfect. I landed like just in time
Hey, I got rising star. How do I get who okay? We're up against a new model. Let's see what let's see what the competition is
Bro, I was so tired of that last group
They were like such try-hards. I there's nothing I could do about that
New model new model rising star. Okay. This is fair. This is fair. Oh my god
We're finally in a pool of like newbies like myself. Let's go
Let's see how we do. I think my AirPods died, right?
Meme! We got a meme thing. You have 325 cents to complete your outfit. Are you ready?
Yeah, I'm ready. Starting now. Let's go. Meme. What is that even?
We have to represent meme somehow. Bro, what meme? What if we just choose one meme?
Big Chungus? Oh my god! Wait, can we do that? Hold on. Hold on. Let me cook. Let me cook.
This has to be like really gray. Oh my god. We're gonna go bugs buddy Chungus. We're gonna go big Chungus
No way we don't win
No way we don't win hands down, bro hands down, bro
Where's the gray on this? This is like great, right?
That's good, that's good. I might change the top don't don't worry. Let me cook. Let me cook
I'm probably gonna change the top. I'm just I'm just starting out here
We're gonna go with the big chunky meter.
Uh, we can get our nails done, why not?
We have time.
I hope you guys can hear the music, because I can't hear any music, by the way.
I was vibing to the music.
Uh...
We gotta go, everything's gotta be gray for it to make sense, so let's do this.
Hell yeah.
Let's go.
I might even stay gray!
If I'm being honest, I might even just stay gray.
It would make sense.
To my need.
But they don't have gray as an option
We don't want to lose that but but then again, we still want to be fashionable, right? We want it. We want to represent the mean
We want to represent the mean. Let's let's let's try. Let's try let me try something. Let me try something
I need to get on that podium. I
Need to get on the podium I
Don't know if we could pair this with like a specific hair. We definitely got to do the face. Maybe some bangs. No
just bangs alone ain't gonna cut it anything that gives like cute chungus
mean that's where that's what our aim is right now cute chungus mean I'm not
deaf because of this music the music is hard doesn't it how do we get cute
chungus
this is not this is kinda cute this is kinda cute I like the I like the color
Okay, okay, okay, okay, let me cook!
What do we do, what do we do, what do we do?
How do we go, how do we go chungus meme?
We need...
Nah.
Nah.
I don't know if I, that may be a lot.
I'm sorry.
Uh, none of this is getting like, the meme itself.
I'm trying to find like bug bunny face basically through the makeup. I'm not getting any of it
I'm not getting any of it, but if we go masculine
Oh, maybe that kind of makes sense, right?
That kind of makes sense technically
Bro, that's like mad take a chat right there. That is some massive mewing. Hold on
I might be able to cook like this
Or do I just like completely
Coma causing my my chances at being on the podium. What is everyone else going for bro? Everyone's going for like some weird stuff
Do I do what do I do? I need some shoes. I need some shoes
We choose
That makes sense
sense
He's right here. I think he's make sense. Let's get it a little bit more
More on color
that's good that's good that works so far damn we don't have bottoms we some
bottoms what I do for bottoms man this is not I don't know what I'm doing by the
way I don't know what I'm doing this is not going as planned at all it is
definitely not going to plant I'm thinking no none of this is going to
plan bro I feel like I'm looking like a carrot at this point I'm just looking
like a caring at this point.
Let me go change the face.
We got to change the face.
It's not, no one's gonna vote for me.
We've got to get these votes, bro.
This is like politics over here.
We need votes.
We need to get the votes.
Do we want to go, do we want to go Q?
Let's try and go Q.
Maybe that'll do something.
I think that gives chunky, like a feminine chunky.
Feminine big Chungus.
The Red Bottoms.
Oh, shoot, we got Louis Vuittonbone.
That's crazy.
This is Chungus Meme, isn't it?
This is giving Chungus Meme.
Is there anything else we could layer?
I'm not sensing anything else that I can add to this.
That can scream like, yeah, this is big jungy.
What about that belt?
What is that?
What is that?
Can I see?
I got like 20 seconds left.
Oh, shoot, yeah, a belt totally makes sense.
Wait, what's that? Can I try that on real quick? No, no, no, no, no, get rid of it, get rid of it.
No, no, no, no, no.
I think this is pretty good. If I'm being honest, I think this is pretty good.
I don't know what else I could use. I think this is not bad.
Like, I think I need the color of the jeans to match a little bit better.
Oh my god, pray for me, chat, pray.
I just want to get on the podium so bad.
So the meme is the theme is mean. Oh my gosh, she she rolled in on the t-pose
She rolled in on the t-pose. What's the meme?
That Ariana Grande
What's the mean? I don't know what the meme is one sec one sec
I feel like we're gonna see bad bit. Oh my god. Oh my god, bro
Yeah, what the pose to that's actually wild
That is actually... I'm gonna get that too soon. I think that deserves too soon.
What else have we got? Me! Please! That's not bad, right?
That's too bad! Come on, that's not too bad, bro!
That's not bad! Pose! Girl pose! Cowboy something!
Hell yeah, bro. No
Shoot display weakness when we're not posing. Oh
My god
Coming in up like an Oreo
This is like cookies and cream right here
Wait, that's actually not bad though. This is pretty good, bro. I'm gonna give that four stars. That's actually pretty good
That's a whole cookie and cream thing right there. I mean the theme did not what the heck they got a runway partner
How did I get a runway partner? VIP?
Oh my god, with the...
With the matching poses?
No...
What's the mean though?
No, that was crazy.
That was crazy work right there.
Oh my god, bro.
That was actually crazy work.
This is garbage!
No! No amount of posing is gonna help you get any...
Anything more than one star right there. No
Off the stage backflip splits off the stage
Bro, that was the least amount of effort I've seen so far one jacket top
I'm not on I
Thought I did it this time. I beat that girl come on. I
Totally beat out that third girl, bro. Why isn't anybody voting for me?
Is this not it? I mean, I'm not really feeling this fit anymore
Now that I'm giving it a second look, here, let's see, let's see.
Let's see on the runway here.
I'm not really feeling it anymore.
Let's strike some posing, right?
Why isn't it like, here we go.
Girl!
Okay.
Let's strike some poses.
Maybe it was the posing.
Maybe I didn't do enough posing.
Like, look at this.
What's Cowboy?
Confident?
Ooh.
I feel like I could have got some votes.
I probably could have got more stars if I did a pose of some time.
Bro, pose 28 is like the best.
You can't beat it.
You can't beat it, bro.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Bro, this is not what I want to roll up on the freeway.
On the runway, bro.
This is exactly how I want to roll up.
I want to just be able to glide up on here and be like, ehhhhh.
Alright, what's the theme?
What's the theme?
God, this is difficult work, man.
This is difficult work, man.
I don't know how I'm going to be able to do this.
Bro, I could have won just by my puzzle.
Celebrity event.
What does that even mean?
Okay, let's get out of place.
What does that even mean?
Let's collect some of the robux.
What is that?
White Queen in higher ranks?
Bro, why do they get the exclusive stuff?
I'm trying to get to that rank.
Oh my god, some accessories here.
We've got some accessories here.
Celebrity event.
Let's go Beyonce.
We're going to Beyonce.
I think I could channel Beyonce.
What?
Rich girl bag, exactly.
Girl, why does the good stuff cost so much?
How am I supposed to make a good fashion runway
When I have access to none of the good stuff.
Huh?
What do you mean that?
What do you mean that?
Okay, let's try them glasses at least.
Maybe a beret.
Maybe we want to go for like French.
Man, we're gonna look.
Bro.
Bro.
I don't know, I'm not even feeling the cream beret over here.
You know, it's getting a little like,
a little darker, a little darker.
Let's go with that, let's go with that.
This is our starting ground over here.
What is this?
Did we ever figure out what this was?
Pom poms.
Okay, we definitely don't need that.
That's not gonna work at all.
That's not gonna work at all, girl.
What was about this?
What the heck is that?
No!
Get rid of it, get rid of it.
What's this?
The flower?
Nah, it's not gonna work.
It's not gonna work at all.
God damn it.
Nah, it's not gonna work at all.
I kinda wanna keep the bray.
Oh, they've got some collars over here.
Oh!
Wait, that's actually Q.
Wait, we're going Sheik now.
We're going Sheik.
Wait, I'm on to something.
I'm on to something.
That's actually not that bad.
I know you guys can't see it right now.
It's like barely visible, but I might be able to cook this one.
Hold on.
That took me a while to figure out.
I always struggle with the clothing.
Clothing is like a big one for me.
Maybe we gotta go like this stuff right here.
With some bottoms that kind of make sense with this?
Maybe?
I mean we only have access to the free stuff.
If we can be, if we could be on the podium with the free stuff, but we've achieved everything
we have to in life.
It's as simple as that.
Simple as that.
I kind of like these black shorts, to be honest.
I kind of like it, but maybe we can go with a skirt.
Oh, this is what I'm wearing already, right?
What the heck is this?
Oh, a necklace, earrings, maybe the earrings.
Okay, we got some ears now.
Now that we got the earrings, we got some ears.
Bro, can you get out of my face?
God damn.
Okay, I was interested in the shades.
Let me see.
okay okay we need shoes we got two minutes left we need shoes I should be
able to cook this round I should be able to cook this round
there's some shoes I like make sense here maybe these yeah they need to be a
a little lighter though like I'm gonna on the grayer scale grayer scale that's
good that's good that's good that's good that's good that's good we need some
hair what everybody asked themselves do we need hair
dude this is not bad though it's giving like I would say runway I would say this
give him runway. What do we want though? What do we want for hair? Like I would
assume it has to be something maybe just bangs? Maybe we can work with bangs?
Maybe something like this? Maybe? Maybe? Okay and then like we only got a minute
left so let's make this count. Wait this might this might actually work. Can we
get it a little darker? I hate that I can't like match the hair well enough.
No, I kind of want to blonde. I want to blonde
Blonde same with the bangs. Oh my god. No, I got rid of the back
What this I want to or a white like platinum
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then the bangs
bangs right
Where is it this? Let's get it like
Yeah, oh
Oh heck yeah, oh heck yeah, bro!
This is so bad.
This is so bad, but, oh my God, we need it, we need it.
We need bottoms, we need a skirt, we need a skirt,
we need a skirt, it's gotta be a skirt.
It's gotta be a skirt, it's gotta be a skirt.
It's gonna complete the look,
but we gotta make sure it matches.
The white one, the white one, the white one.
Bro, I think we did something.
Come on, come on!
I think we did something, bro.
I think we did.
Yo, she totally copied me.
She totally copied me.
What the heck?
That one to the right of me totally copied me.
All right, what do we got?
Is this giving like, is this giving like J.Lo?
Is this giving like J.Lo right here?
It's not that bad.
It's not that, I'll give it two stars.
It's not that bad.
It's definitely screaming a little bit of J.Lo.
Three stars in your opinion?
Nah, I'll give it like two.
I'll give it to you.
It's me!
Bro, I have to fall.
Bro, we gotta pull, we gotta pull,
we gotta lock in, lock in, lock in.
Ayo, Ayo, Ayo, confidence.
Streaming confidence, bro.
Getting confidence, bro.
Ooh, ooh, confidence, bro.
Come on, Sheik, aw, damn.
Bro, we should have posed 28 out of there.
Unfortunate, but it is what it is.
Who is this guy?
Ha ha ha, who is this guy, bro?
One star.
Who the heck is this?
Aspiring mind bro one star. Who are you who the heck is this crashing party, bro?
Hey, oh, no, I do respect. I do respect poses though. That's pretty good. I like the turnaround showing off some cheeks
I like that. That was not bad
Not bad at all. I
Don't like this one one bit. I
Don't like this one one bit. They're not posing. They're holding a microphone like the other dude right before them
No, no, that's one star. Oh my god guys. I think I have a legitimate chance at being on on the podium
I have a legitimate chance. She's probably gonna get some votes
She's definitely gonna get some votes. I feel like I need to be honest with my rating. This is not too bad
But it's also like I don't know the shoes. I don't like the shoes
I was gonna give it two stars, but the posing was all off the shoes were bad
Daaamn! She timed that perfectly. Oh my god. They timed this perfectly!
That's not bad. I feel like I'm giving two, but you know what? I gotta be selfish. I gotta look out for me.
I gotta start voting my way. I gotta start voting my way. This has to be my way.
I need to get on the podium. Everyone's getting one star for me, man. I need to get on the freaking podium.
I need someone even if they vote who stars for me. I need to be on that podium
We got to end things off with me on the podium. Come on. I
Think I did my best with this thing
If I'm being perfectly honest in terms of like color scheme
Like the drip itself. I think I think I was like
My best I put my best effort in I don't like this
whatsoever
Why didn't they why didn't they put the gloves white they could have put the gloves white?
I think it would have matched but the black
It's not doing it. It's not doing it for me. Bro. These are like this is amateur hour
But we were up against professionals in first one. I think I'm gonna be on the podium in this lineup right here. I have a good feeling about this
Have a good feeling about this this is amateur hour, bro another gas station model over here out of here
The winners are
Please come on
what do you mean not that last one getting like five stars most likely who
are these judges bro nah this is an inside job bro I got sniped this is an
inside job how did I lose how did I lose bro how did I lose bro how did I lose
No way
Against these three
Bro out of here. There's literally no way. I
deserved it thousand percent I
Deserved to be number one thousand percent on this one. There's no way bro. That one didn't even have any effort
That's crazy. Nah, this is a botch lineup
botch lineup, bro. I
swooped I
swooped this one easily
Get out of here rascals worst voting I've ever seen in my life
Bro, I got Rob. I got mugged. I
Got mugged of the podium man. That was totally my podium right there. They mugged me
insane
insane
Goddamn
Oh, it is what it is. It is what it is. Anyways
cuddling away in her little sport
I might be having a stroke, but do not worry Roblox is going to cure me right now.
Right now.
I'm really tempted to play Dress to Impress again, but I feel like saving that.
I feel like saving it for another time.
Here, let me get the Luna Cam up, so you can still spectate the baby.
So y'all could babysit while I'm focused on the gameplay, okay?
I know, it was so much fun last time, wasn't it?
Bro, I had so much fun last time, it was insane.
Let me make sure it's on like every scene too, so I can just get this out of the way.
I normally don't worry about Aluna can if she's not up to par, but if she's gonna behave and be in her spot
Then I want to be able to showcase for you guys. I'm literally sobbing blue. What do you do?
Listen listen
Dressed in press I
Guess it would make it would make the most sense right it would make the most sense. Okay, okay
Okay, summer edition bro, you know, it's funny at first
At first in dress to impress I was like
Man, these pros are insane
I don't know if I want to be up against these like big hitters who just know how to do fashion a to z
You know what I mean and have access to like the good drip to in the in the special VIP area and all that stuff
they like they have access like they do to the VIP section of the athletics, bro and
And then I got my wish and I went against like lower tier fashion east us
And let me just say it was not it. It was not it, okay?
They were not what I was expecting them to be
So with that being said
Let's dive on into it
Hell yeah, let's do it. Let's do it
Futuristic elegance! This game's graphics has been changed.
Bro am I in it? Am I already in it?
Oh damn!
Okay.
Okay.
Can I do this? What's happening?
Exit? Oh no!
What's happening?
Do I need to use a controller?
I'm gonna try using a controller.
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Bro, it's taking forever for my controller to connect.
There we go, there we go.
Alright, so how do we do this?
How are you supposed to select on a controller, bro?
Oh, it's X! Okay, good.
Now I know, now I know.
I think I gotta do the rest on keyboard though.
Keyboard and mouse for the rest of it, bro.
What do you mean premium? What do you mean?
Oh, we gotta go with the basics though. Bro, I got a minute and 30. Why is this...
Bro, this is more pressure than...
Okay, when I think of futuristic elegance, we gotta go with like a neutral, like zombified look.
Hell yeah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, one set.
For a chance.
That's the one.
That's the one.
Bro, back out, how do I...
That's the one, bro.
That's the one.
Hey, let's collect up all this money off the floor,
because we're probably going to need it.
That's the one, bro.
I kind of like these yeah, I'll take that too, bro. We got to go. We got to go. We got we got a minute left
We got a minute left. There's no time to waste. There is absolutely no time to waste, bro
Futuristic elegance. What can I do? What can I what's gonna make me a star, bro?
3500 bro
There ain't no way you think I'm made of robux like there's literally no way
30 seconds 30 seconds 30
Ooooooh, Sheik, Sheik, Sheik, Sheik, Sheik, Sheik, Sheik. Okay.
We don't have hair. We don't have hair!
Can I sprint, bro? I need to like, sprint.
We don't have hair. Wait, this is makeup, this is hair. We got 10 seconds for hair! MOVE!
We got 10 seconds for hair! We have 10 seconds for hair, bro!
Five seconds. Oh, it's not that, I hate it. I hate it. I'm gonna throw up, bro.
I'm gagging. Bro, I'm gagging.
You don't even have shoes on we don't even have shoes on
Bruh, alright, let's take a look. Let's take a look. Ooh, bro. I like the goggles. Oh
The ski goggles are so smart, bro two stars for intelligence. The rest is kind of like mid
Hey, oh three stars for post 28 though
The rest is kind of mid the goggles was intelligent. I give that two stars
Three for the post 28. Oh
Oh, yeah, hail hail. Yeah glad on in glad on in bro when one goggle doesn't do it
When one goggle doesn't do it where to?
It's as simple as that no post 28 though. You're I'm sticking to the one star no post bro
How do you how do you run up on the freeway? Did I just say the freeway on the runway?
Freeway to included without doing a post me. Oh
Yeah, that's giving
That's giving I'm from another planet and I'm available. What do you say?
I'm from another planet. I'm available. What do you say two stars two stars? That's what I say two stars
But I thought that was me for a second. I was like, where's my hair
Bro, I'm not gonna lie. This is trash
I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but this is but this straight-up trash
That was straight up trash. I respect the post-28 off the runway. I respect that a lot a lot a lot
What do we got here? What is homie wearing?
Is homie wearing a hat on top of his goggles on top of his sunglasses?
That's crazy. That is that is a spicy behavior right there. I'm gonna have to keep that one star, bro
I'm gonna have to keep that a one star. That's too much for me
Where am I? What am I coming up, man?
Okay
I'm happy to one-star again, bro. I'm sorry out of here out of here. I might break that one star easy. What's we got?
Futuristic elegance
nah they missed the assignment bro that ain't no futuristic elegance they
missed the assignment bro how do you how was that mini skirt elegant I'm sorry
but how does how does that know especially with like that the what do
they call it the the finishing the tape the god the Taylor is that me wrong so
bad bro yeah y'all can give me the one star right now y'all can give me the one
start right now that is awful bro post 28 post 28
post 32 out of there bro yeah no that's trash bro bro that was trash oh my god
no no no no wait who won the double goggle one bro this is probably I am so
embarrassed this is probably the worst this is the worst I've ever done I don't
I don't even think I understood how bad it was.
I think I was the Lulu when I put the hair on,
when I got this makeup on.
I don't know what was, nothing was coming together.
Let me put it that way.
Nothing was coming together the moment I entered
this contest, bro.
God damn.
How do I type GG, GG, GG.
GG.
bro a post 28 up post 28 up hell yeah all right give me the next category I'm
ready now bro I that was just that was just a little warm up all right that was
just a little warm up I'm ready for this next one bro I'm so ready for this next
one this is when I take this crown this is when I stand on business okay this is
me standing on business watch dark colors all right all right all right let's
do it let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it oh
hell yeah this is how we I gotta get this before
bro people are gonna start copying me if I do this too early though I've noticed
that I've noticed that it's kind of cute it's kind of cute but it's just top I
might want the headphones also you see bro I gotta change his makeup a hair
absolutely maybe not the makeup the makeup might actually work let me see
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
I just know we got a- bro, we're sitting down with post-28 also.
That's wild.
Actually, that's not that bad, uh, but, but, I'm not feeling it, it's not, it's not giving
anything for me.
So let's go.
Wait, that's kind of cute.
Wait, that's kind of cute.
Get rid of the other hair.
Get rid of the other hair.
But that's kind of cute.
Can we get rid of this?
Hey, wait.
Hey, I'm on to something to chat.
Chat, I'm on to something.
That's kind of cute.
Bro!
Hey, well, am I the next Tom Ford?
Ford you can be a real me job am I the next Tom Ford bro what is happening bro
I gotta get out of post 28 I gotta get out of it hold up hold up stop stop how
do we stop the pose bro how do we stop the pose bro how do we not do it oh
that's right we got to bring up this right no it's not even showing me the
pose bro I don't even know them we're stuck in this pose okay hold on hold on
nails you know what the nails are actually giving so it's it's fine it's
fine let's the ale ale ale let's go some purple man oh hell yeah no no I take it
back I take it back I take it back excuse me lady lady bro everyone's gonna
be copying me watch I swear to God if I see somebody if I if I see anybody bro is missing
the assignment did I just see the green lantern passed by me bro that was straight up the green
lantern what the heck oh the skin I totally forgot about but you know what this is giving
though what do you mean? Bro can I see my nails?
Ooh let's go with that let's go with that I like it I like it chic
we don't chic we don't wish chic could like this money
I don't know what the what the money is gonna do for me at the end of the day
but bro I like this color do we not
should we go for another color okay fine fine fine fine
You can do a color wheel.
How we looking like a mannequin like that?
Hold on.
Now, I'm ruining it, I'm ruining it.
I'm ruining it.
I'm ruining it.
Maybe not any more, though.
Maybe not any more.
Hold on.
Oh, hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
I think?
We need to go a little, hold on, it's looking a little,
nah, that's good.
That's good.
Bro, I don't wanna hear anything about it.
This is good.
The makeup is, mm-hmm.
I think we could do better on the makeup.
I think we could do a lot better on the makeup.
Bro, this might be the first challenge I've ever won
in my life.
This might be it.
This might be it, and then Tom Ford is literally
gonna call me and say, excuse me,
but we need you to take over the entire operation.
We need you to take over.
That's not giving anything.
Give me um...
That's too much. That's not model face. We need model face. This is not bad.
No, I do like the contour.
This is very kawaii. It's very kawaii. It's very cute. Are they gonna vote for that though?
I feel like they're gonna want like a Vogue.
They're gonna want like a Vogue look.
Maybe? What do we think? Maybe? If you don't vote me five stars, I'm gonna go freaky.
We'll see. Only if we can get it back. Only if it's reciprocated. Only if it's reciprocated,
alright? This guy's cute. I like it. This is very cute. But can we do better? Can we do
do better. Oh hell no. Bro, we are like running out of time. I don't have shoes. Oh my god,
bro, why did I forget that again? I'm risking it. I'm risking it. We're gonna go with this
and I just can pair shoes. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Anything will do. Any
literally, literally boots. Put it on. Black. Black, black, black, black. Done. Done. Hands
hands up I mean a controller down I think I actually got this one bro I
think I actually got this one okay hold on dark colors this one's not that bad
it's giving like a Dracula it's gonna like miss Dracula over here I'll give it
two stars it's not my favorite it's giving like two stars okay we got to
focus up though we got to walk in make sure we got the poses on when we're
up when we're up we got to make sure we're post 28 up man who's this Riley
hey oh what's on Riley's face she get blasted before the wrong way
nah nah one star one star I don't even know what I was cooking too nah that's
that's one star right there man I don't know it if you ain't even
Hold up hold up
Bro best entrance ever
Bro best entrance ever I'm done
I'm done, bro. You missed the assignment. Why why are you wearing hot pink?
Dark colors
You trying to be edgy out of here out of here one star
Well, that was the best I've ever had in my life. Holy dovey. That was time like two perfection
Hey, oh double trouble
Double trouble. Damn the promise is that
The promise is that it that's not completing the assignment, bro. That is not completing the assignment
That's that's one star right there. Here we go. Here we go
What the heck bro
Hey, that's pretty good. That's the completion of assignment right there
Listen, I'd be I'd be humbly accepting you as second place because obviously
Obviously my entrance takes first
But I'm not gonna lie. That was pretty good. Oh
This one's very similar
This one's very similar, but I'll give it to because they actually completed the assignment. I did like yours better. I
Did like yours better because there was like layers. I like when people can think of like layers. My brain hasn't gone that far yet, you know, I
Don't like this at all. I
Don't like this at all one star one star. It's the hot pink. That's why I just I don't know
I just feel like it's not it's not completing assignment, bro. It's not completing assignment
Who's the winner am I on the podium like can I be I'm on the podium? Oh
My god, oh my god
Listen, I will gladly take second place. I will gladly
Gladly take second place, bro. I
Mean you were definitely well more put together than I was
wait was that is all this stuff available is all this stuff available I
feel like I feel like you had like access to more premium premium wear I'll
say but this is like the most put together for an assignment that I think
I've accomplished like like I'm just saying I feel like I actually accomplished
The the assignment this time compared to other times anyway
Yeah, it's non VIP
It's not the man. That's good then I didn't even see that outfit
Even with the hair stuff too. Well, where did you get? Where did you find this girl?
It's not gatekeeping tell me tell me I
Need to know I know I also need to know how to stop posing. I don't know how like
Do I have to click it again?
Oh, you click it again, bruh.
Okay.
Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Alright.
What's the next one? What's the next one?
Carnival. Ooh, that sounds fun.
I'm just so excited that I actually,
I actually got on the podium and not only did I get on the podium,
second place for my first time on the podium is wild to me.
I can't believe I did it, bro.
I feel like that entrance, it got me up there.
It just totally got me up there. I couldn't have timed it better. I literally couldn't have timed it better
Make sure
Let me make sure I remember I want that to be like a landmark in history, bro
I feel like I'll never get back there. That's why that's why I mean so much to me. All right
Let's see. Let's see carnival. What do we what do we think it for? Oh?
Bro, what do you mean $6,000? How much do I have? Bro, I'm only at like $6,000.
A, for being on the podium, I should have got like a million bucks. No cap, I should have
got like one million bucks. What else can we get? Carnival, carnival. What's cute?
What's cute? Okay, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I have an idea, I
have an idea, I have an idea. Bear with me, alright? Bear with me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna
try some I'm gonna try some let's see we get a little snazzy a little a little
a little snazzy all right we got to get rid of all the other stuff right that's
cute bro that's cute that's not bad let's get rid of that okay we got out okay so
we need the bottoms we need some bottoms what's this belt what's this belt
that's cute that's cute I feel like we could put it with something else
We'll see we'll see I'm gonna layer. I'm gonna layer the colors, but I'm gonna be like a professional. Hold on
Give me a second. All right, we shop in the men's. I just realized this we're shopping in the men's section
But that's okay. That's okay, bro
because
Sometimes gotta get a little bit of both
Wait, I kind of want that. Let's see what this this looks like. It's not bad. It's not bad at all
If we're going carnival, I'm thinking like, I know green is not a typical thing, but
bear with me, bear with me, bear with me, let me see, let me see, let me cook, okay?
Let me cook.
Let me cook.
Let me cook.
Um...
Do we want to change?
Oh, maybe this hat. This hat might make a little more sense, to be honest.
That one might make a little more sense.
Hold on, we got stuff here, too. It's hard to see on this angle.
I think I want to go...
If we're going cartwheel. Maybe this?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm thinking like a blue, well like, hold on, let me go, let me go.
Let's wait for the finished product before we judge, okay?
Let's wait for the finished product before we judge.
I'm just testing things out.
Oh, I might want those shoes instead.
350!
Bruh!
I'm spending my bucks, but I have access to them now, right?
Let's go, okay
Let me try that you have a minute and 40 seconds left so we still have plenty of time
Hold on hold on hold on hold on
I'll be a little lighter. There we go. We gotta get that right shade, you know
We gotta get that right shade. That right tone. It's all about tone. It's all about tone.
Just let me cook.
Hold on. I like this. I like this. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. We're fixing some things up.
Let's make this like a... We're going carnival.
We're going carnival, so little lighter, little lighter, we don't need to be so dodger blue,
but we want it to be blue.
Hold on, I know it looks like a mask, but just give me a second, give me a second.
We're gonna make this work, okay?
We're gonna make this work.
I need to fix my hair.
Stat!
Stat, bro.
I need to fix my hair.
Um, thinking...
Got 20 seconds left, bro. This pressure...
I'm not gonna fold under the pressure.
I'm not gonna fold under the pressure!
Oh, that's godawful!
Get off my screen. Okay, no, no, we're good.
This is a little wacky, this is a little kooky, but we're giving like carnival colors, aren't we?
Aren't we? Oh my god, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know. I may have fumbled. I may have fumbled like so hard here.
We'll see. I just gotta be on my game with the posing and then my entrance, and that's it.
This is kinda cute. I like this.
I'll give it, I'll give it, I'll give it the two. This is kinda cute, it's kinda cute.
I hope everyone votes honest and fair because at the end of the day like that's
That's how we know
That's not bad
Bro the handbag. Why am I forgetting like accessories? I'm such an amateur. I gotta I gotta remember these accessories, bro
I kind of like this. I like the hair the hair is really creative
The bag could have used some work. I'll see I kind of want to give my stars to other people
Hell yeah!
Pose it up, pose it up, pose it up, pose it up, pose it up.
Oh my god.
Oh, hey, Salik.
Oh boy!
Confident.
And then we exit.
Pose 28 out. Let's go!
That's how we do it, bro.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it, bro.
okay what else we got here is that getting carnival it's not bad but I
don't feel like it's getting carnival and there's no poses come on bro you
gotta get poses not the ice cream not the ice cream oh the ears make so much
sense to oh my god that's a really nice color alright I'll get I'll give you the
That was a really nice collar.
The ice cream cone?
Oh!
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
Why did I think of that?
Why did I think of that?
Of course that's gonna get carnival
when you have an ice cream cone in your hand.
Of course.
This one's not that bad.
I'll give it a two.
But it's not really carnival, but I'll give it a two.
What else have we got?
What else have we got?
Bro, that was good.
Yeah, that one was good.
Woo!
All right, hold up.
Hold up!
Hold up, this one's not that bad.
This one's not that bad.
I'm gonna go four on this one.
That's not that bad.
The makeup is good on that one.
Is that premium though?
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that clown makeup on my screen.
This is not getting carnival.
This is like giving, I work at a tech company
and I do absolutely nothing.
So I'll give it two stars.
Because at least they're put together.
At least they're well put together, bro, but it's like it's not really giving a carnival at all
Who's this whoa wait the artistic decision to give no face I respect I
Respect bro. That's not I gotta get that for I'm probably gonna lose because of this the fact that I gave two people four stars
And then I get Evelyn the five-star. I'm definitely gonna lose
But that was really good, bro. That was really really good.
Oh!
This is actually not that bad, but I'm like oddly not as pleased with it. It's giving like...
It's giving like Ronald McDonald, but...
It's like it just needed a little bit more. I probably would have changed the pants. If the pants were different.
Ronald McDonald got second place?
Aw, nah.
bro bro we got robbed there's no way we totally got robbed on that one there's no
way Ronald McDonald beat us what it wasn't that good bro it wasn't that good
I gave it three stars because respectfully like at least they got the
assignment right at least they got the assignment I was a little bugged out by
the pants but bro second place now you tripping you tripping we got totally
mugged on that one that's crazy that totally mug bro I do feel a little
underdressed with party though like especially next to this one over here I
mean I'm giving like gamer carnival-esque kind of thing I don't think it's like
bad I think the assignment is there bro what's the dead drop who has the dead
drop bro which one is that let me test out some of these poses which one is the
dead drop that's crazy bro with a jumping to that's crazy well I'm pose
12 is the same as post 28 oh it is it's just like the tuck of the chin is a
little more right all right hold on exit out of the pose we got to make sure
we're like we're gonna make sure we're locked in god damn all right what are
Gothic?
Ooh.
Ooh.
I don't know how much.
This is not really my category, if I'm being honest.
But I have an idea, okay?
Bear with me.
Bear with me.
I know, I know.
You're thinking, what are you doing, Blue?
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry.
It's literally all gonna come together in just a second.
This is a...
Wait, I have an idea though.
I have an idea.
I have an idea. I have an idea. It might in my work. It might not, but I have an idea
We can't change the other side of the hair
Damn, that's annoying. So I'm gonna I'm gonna do a different hairstyle
And then the bell let's go black as well. Hey, don't copy me. I sort of got if they copy me. I'm gonna be so mad
I'm gonna be so mad
Y'all folks on your own fashion. I'm doing I'm doing me
I'm going gothic, but I'm gonna go like she gothic. All right, I'm gonna go like she
I
Bro, this is the premium stuff, right
Wait, what did I just grab what did I just grab, bro?
No, no, no, no, no, no robux no robux unless better robux
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
What happened to my shoes, bro?
Why did I get rid of my shoes?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Nah, we're still doing this.
Hold on.
I do want to get rid of the- with this work.
Bro, this kind of works.
I swear to God, if any of you copy me, I'm gonna be so mad.
I'm gonna be so mad if somebody copies me.
Not that they have any reason to right now because I don't have a full look yet, but
Just give me some time to cook, okay?
Hey, don't you dare copy me.
I see this one looking at me.
11-O-A, I see you looking at me.
Don't you dare freaking copy me, bro.
Don't you dare freaking copy me, bro.
Bro, why are they both looking at me?
Nah, nah, nah, you trying to copy me, nah.
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
I need to work on my hair.
I need hair.
Once I put the hair on, everyone's gonna copy me.
I promise you.
I promise you.
Let's see.
What do we wanna work with here?
Um...
I think we can do better.
I think we can do better.
It's giving a little goofy, but it's not that bad no, it's bad never mind. It's trash
You do better, bro. We can do so much better. Hey, I wasn't done sit your butt back down
I'm giving like corpse and it's exactly what I'm going for I'm giving like dead corpse, but pretty
That's exactly what I'm going for bro.
Okay.
Bro, this is it, this is it, this is it.
We might need an accessory, so I'm just gonna go for an accessory.
Now we have a minute left.
I don't know if I need to do my nails.
I feel like I need to do my nails.
I feel like I need to do my nails.
Hold on, let me sit down.
Let me sit down here.
No, this is kind of cute though. I mean...
I could go black.
Let's go black. Let's go black. Let's go black. Okay. We haven't been left
We haven't been left. Pro! I'm actually shocked
I'm actually shocked that I was able to do this. This is actually not bad at all if I do say so myself
Do you want to go with like a smoothie or something?
But it's like black. It's like hot pink. That's not bad!
That's not... Bro, this is not bad at all
oh my god wait we need to match it oh bro I think I got it I think I've got
this bro come on come on bro there's no way I don't get this there's no way I
think it's got a cue I might I just kind of want to layer the legs a little bit
Wait, is there any like earrings?
Oh, I probably would have done some earrings.
I just don't have time!
Bro, I need like two days for this.
I need two days, okay?
Three minutes is not enough time. Please.
Alright, what do we got here?
This is not that bad.
I give this like, respectfully and honestly at two stars.
It's not that bad.
It completes the assignment for sure.
Bro, I'm not mad at my...
at what I did at all.
Let's go. We're up, bro. We're up. Come on. Come on. Let's go. Hell, yeah. Exactly.
Uh-huh. Give some confidence. Give some confidence. Let's go. Post-28. Give a little post-22, and we're out of there.
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Oh, that's pretty good. Ooh the fishnets! Why did I think of the fishnets? That's good, that's good. I'll give that five. That's good, that's good.
Bro, it's so fun. I love learning new things, man. I didn't even think of the fishnets, bro. Ooh, that's not bad.
I'm gonna ruin your life. I'm gonna make you suffer. I'm going to make you pay.
So, two stars.
Oh, okay. See, I was tempted to go like, like powdered up like that. But, no, I'm really happy with my choice, man.
I gave like, it kind of reminds me of a hot topic type vibe, you know what I mean?
Hot topic type gothic, that was my, that was my inspiration.
This one's pretty good.
That's premium though, isn't it?
I did not see that dress anywhere, bro.
I'm giving you two stars because y'all cheating with this premium stuff.
Hey, you gotta make this fair and square.
Don't use the premium stuff.
fair and square please whoa not the
umbrella coming through I gotta do that
five that's giving the Morticia like
crazy they nailed it that's getting more
Morticia like crazy but that's premium
though but that was a good use of the
premium I'll give it that that's why I
gave it the five it's good use of the
premium
One star bro, one star. One star, bro.
I'm gonna have to keep it real, I'm gonna have to keep it honest. That was a one star for me.
That was a one star for me. Who won? Hey, Ellie got it!
I'm not surprised I'm not up there. There were some really good ones. There were some really, really good ones.
But oh, okay, okay, that's cool. That's cool. Yeah, like I said the fishnets was smart, bro
Am I not giving like corpse but like hot come on. I
Thought I was was the drink too much. Could I done without the drink?
Could I know without the drink bro, I don't know. I'm pretty I'm pretty satisfied with what I did here
It's not that bad. I think the only thing I would have liked is maybe maybe one more accessory like earrings of some sort
This this top coat feels kind of plain like I would have liked something around here
I could have always done the fishnets with the black shoes too
There's so much there's so much pro
Blue I beg you what do you beg me click on the 1 million balloon where?
Where is it? Where is it?
Well, let me use my controller. Oh, you can click on it. I didn't know
Whoa, oh
That's how people were getting it that's crazy. All right
We're starting from scratch. I don't care
We're starting from scratch bro. What do we got overdressed?
So like so like fancy, right?
like overdressed to some like local bar basically right I got wait can I go I got
an idea I legitimately have an idea how do I change the the masculinity how do we
do that this is a spray tan right but how do we go how do we go for the the
masculine body where do we go to change that where we go where we go I kind of
I want to go like, oh, but they have like a super limited section for the men.
It's like, bro, they just have this for the men, but I have an idea, I have an idea.
If I could execute it, where do we go to like, switch that up?
Go to the man section and select his body.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Oh, like over here, right?
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Let's go, let's go.
Okay, it's just because I feel like I might understand this one a little more, especially
when it comes to like overdress.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Okay, let's put this on.
Maybe like black, bro.
We're gonna be like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Bro, if I fail at this one,
if I fail at this one,
I guess this would make sense,
but I don't like the color of the jacket.
No, but it kind of makes sense.
Bro, I feel like I'm about to make a Drake fit
something right here this one is about to be a great fit watch this like tan
jacket bro hold on especially if I get like a like a low rise fade oh watch
watch watch watch watch watch I can I can get like facial hair and stuff right
masculine. What do we got here? Oh, shoot. Bro, bro, why don't we like some James
Charles looking at, damn. Hey, that's not bad. This one's like, I could kill you and
get away with it type of look. Do we got some facial hair or not? You don't got any
facial hair they're not giving me that much damn shame shame I'm sorry for
that that's a little bit of me
oh and yes yes hold up let's see what we can match with this bro bro did not the
thinly-cut moustache taking over oh my god oh my god bro no no no one voted for me no one
who's voted for me bro hold on hold on hold on please please hold on
Oh
No, we're messing up now. We're just getting goofy with it
Is there nothing I
Now I get rid of that. I think we got something here. I think we got something here. Let's just get rid of this
Okay, okay. Yeah, this this hair is not that bad. This hair is not that bad
The color I think you some work dude whoever's beside me is insane by the way
I don't even want to look at their name, but they're like actually insane
God have like a minute for you left. Let's get a little darker
Bro, I don't know who's beside me right now, but they look insane bro do talk about overdress
I'm crumbling.
I might want this jacket instead.
Yes!
Yes!
Let's go with this jacket instead.
The other one.
I wasn't feeling the other one.
Let's go with this.
And like, maybe more.
I'm crumbling.
I'm crumbling.
I'm crumbling.
I might want this jacket instead.
Yes!
Let's go with this and like maybe Muslim-an shirt but like different color, right?
Yeah, okay. Okay. We're getting a little somewhere. I don't know about this face though, bro
I don't know about this face. Okay, we need shoes shoes shoes shoes shoes. Yeah, I have shoes over here, bro
Just that one pair
Well, they don't have any like dress shoes. You've got to be kidding me
What the heck is that?
You can't put those on
Bro, what?
Okay, okay, okay, we gotta make it work somehow right we gotta make it work somehow
Let's put on the shoes, bro. Put on the shoes
Definitely not green. Oh
It has to be green that's stupid bro, that's just stupid. Oh
This is so stupid. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Does this change the other color? No, it doesn't oh, bro five seconds
Nah, these shoes are god-awful, bro. I don't know what to do. They're blacked.
Not me being first!
Not me being first, bro! Damn! Come on, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it!
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, come on. Come on now!
Hell yeah!
So bad
Bruh scratch that for my for my career history, please. I never want to be reminded my bro. That's the last time
I ever want to see that again
That's cute, that's cute. I'll give it to five. It's very well put together. I like it a lot
Yeah, man, I'm so bad. It's not bad
That was just too much. Ooh
This is giving like Gucci
This is definitely giving House a Gucci. I actually really like this one. Like over
speaking of like overdressed bro. I'm allowed to be... I'm gonna let the gods
decide. To me that was also a five-star. I like that one a lot. Okay, okay. Not as
bad. The jewelry being tucked in under the dress I don't think is their fault.
It's not that bad. I'll give it like three. I like that pose. That pose is cool.
That pose is really, really cool.
I wanted to change the face by the damn time. Now, like, when you're thinking of overdressed, like, yeah, I think this person, this person is definitely overdressed, bro.
But it feels like almost it would have been better for the Gothic category because they're still in like the Gothic era.
So I'm a knock a star down for that reason.
All right.
Not that bad.
I don't think that's overdressed.
I mean, I guess it depends where you go, right?
But that's one star for me.
That should not be on the podium.
I don't want to put that on the podium, bro.
There's some other better.
There's definitely better ones than that for overdressed.
Like mine for instance.
It's kinda like Paris, Parisone.
But not a huge fan of pants.
One star baby!
One star.
There a VIP.
It really doesn't do anything to me.
Bro, you're a VIP.
What's the matter with you?
How are you a VIP and you do not like totally knock me backwards with shock and awe?
Oh my god, that's so cute.
That literally reminds me of a stitch dress.
That's really, really cute.
I'll give it two stars for cuteness.
It literally reminds me of like,
spit dress.
That's my friend by the way.
Which one?
The one that was a VIP?
They didn't shock an army.
No way I'm on the podium!
No way!
Bro.
Hell yeah!
Oh hell yeah.
Wait, maybe I just need to stick to,
maybe I just need to stick to what I know, bro.
wait how did i get on the podium bro how did i get on the podium oh my god
oh my god hell yeah hell yeah wait backflip bro hell yeah hold on do it again and then split
the fact that I landed on the podium is insane, bro, bro, that's insane work. That is actually
insane work for me to be on the podium like this. No, we're going, we're going with another
masculine fit again then. Let me see if I can do two for two, bro, two for two. Do you
know about the codes? No, what code? What code? You're just too strong for them. No, I don't
know about that. Bro, this is the most goofy look I've ever pulled up, but hey, it worked,
right? All right, what's the category? Give me the category. We're going masculine again.
Bro, I thought I would like, I thought I would go hard on the feminine fits, but I mean,
I'm clearly getting like outclassed here star girl slash boy
Hold on first of all you guys stop doing splits, bro. I know it's exciting, but you guys stop doing spritz. Hold on
All right, let's go. Let's go
Starboy wait
Starboy um I
Can't put any of this on
Come on why why not why can't I put any of that on bro? It's so limited. It's crazy
Wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I actually like the color a lot
Hold on hold on
But people probably see that color all the time right so let's go like more purple hell yeah
Hell yeah. All right. All right. All right. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook got an idea. I got an idea
Got an idea let me get rid of the jacket
Bro, bro, you got it. You got to see me cook you gotta see me cook
We just need uh
We just need uh, bro. I don't have any like any tiredness
Okay, wait, I don't want to do the exact same thing bro
I want to give myself a little bit of challenge a little bit of a challenge, bro
We need uh, oh the pants are so limited
I'd rather have no pants on.
I'd rather have no pants on.
Cause it kinda makes more sense.
Hear me out, hear me out.
It will kinda make more sense.
What if I put those shoes on?
Can I put those shoes on?
Let's put on these shoes and...
We gotta get like freaky basically.
We gotta start looking freaky if we're gonna be a star boy.
Do we wanna go green or do we wanna go astronomical over here?
It's not that bad, bro.
That's not that bad.
But it's not...
This is kinda cool, this is kinda cool.
This is kinda cool.
Looking like bannos looking...
We're all looking a little bit like bannos.
Wait, it's actually not that bad, bro.
Wait, why does his face work so well?
Hold on.
This face actually works so well, bro.
Did I just find like the perfect model?
Goddamn.
Let's see if we can do anything else.
Alright, the lips are looking a little luscious on this one though.
We might need to...
We might need to keep this one or...
Let's see what else we can find.
We got two minutes.
We got two minutes to play around with this.
Huh?
Huh?
Hm.
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Hm.
Hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
It's like, I didn't even realize this, but it's like nose or no nose, right?
I feel like, I feel like this might actually work, I feel like this might actually work.
Hold on, what else can we do?
I kind of want to keep the hair, but I'm down to try a different hair out, let's see.
The problem is there's not that much hair styles for men, so I'm like super limited.
Bro, how is this all my hair?
This is all my hair access?
hey that's crazy why am I like limited all right let's go with this bro this is
not that bad if I had like category star boys last girl this is not that bad
can we do anything with our nails
no it doesn't look like it hey what the heck bro the camera what happened bro
I'm over here. Hey, hey, I won't bro
How am I?
Let's go back and then it's not no it's not exiting. I'm stuck
All right, it's okay. I think I was done with my look anyways. I'm like
Bro, I'm done with my look. This is it for me. I
Think we got this
Bro, we got this. It's okay. It failed at like the the most perfect timing, so it's fine
What's this Evelyn what's what is all this stuff is that like the the stuff that you
can get for free? Hell yeah, are you guys ready? Are y'all ready for this? Bro, let's
see who's up first. It's me! Oh. Oh, baby. That's what I'm talking about, bro. That's
I'm talking about that's what I'm talking about bro and we exit on pose 28 come
on that's what I'm talking about bro let's go oh this one's really cute I
love the space buns isn't really cute pompons are matching and shoes are
matching I I'm gonna give it to you I'm gonna give it to you that's very oh I
I like the bow too, the bow's really nice.
This is not that bad actually.
This is not that bad.
Not that bad at all.
On your,
on your left there's a circle of codes on it.
Oh and you can unlock that stuff?
Imma check it out, Imma check it out.
I didn't know that.
How are they able to do that with their hair?
That's kind of cute outfit though.
I'll give that a 4.
That's kind of cute.
That's kind of cute.
How are they able to do that with their hair though?
Damn!
Coming in with that post-28.
You know what?
This is actually not a bad fit.
Not a bad fit at all.
I totally forgot the category was like star boy slash girl
And I have to say that one actually was a three star for it
But the one before that was more of like a two-star then
This is not star girl, bro. This is not a star for that one star. That is not star girl one star
post 28 out post 28 out
That's definitely not a star girl, bro. Oh
Okay, okay, I
I could see this one being like Stargirl white shoes I think makes sense you know
what I'll get out like a fool it like kind of makes sense it makes sense it's
not like it didn't give me like astronomical but it made sense oh my
My god.
That's my star material right there.
That's five star material right there.
Oh my god bro.
That's crazy.
Alright what do we got here?
Star girl?
Meh.
Meh.
Wait, you mean...
Bro, what do you mean, no?
They were literally a star.
They were, like, literally a star.
Alright?
I gotta call it as I see it, bro.
I gotta call it as I see it.
Am I on the podium?
I'm not on the podium!
What?!
I thought mine was pretty good.
Did they- did they not like?
Was I like,
Bro, sixth place?
Sixth place?
Bruh.
No way.
How was I that far down, bro?
How was this six plate, bro?
I was, first of all, first of all, I was the only guy.
Second of all, how was this not a fireball of material?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking we go hard in this next one way show.
We go hard, okay?
We gotta lock in.
I gotta get back on that podium, bro.
I got a taste of it.
I gotta taste the being on the podium and now I just gotta be there. I gotta get first. I'm done with second
I'm done with third. I gotta get first place on the podium. Okay. It is my life's mission. Please
please
One star. I don't know what that is, but one star
While they're wrapping up this runway, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. All right
Keep an eye on Luna for me down there. Keep an eye on her
All right, who's winning who's winning country glam? Oh, I didn't know that okay, okay
I gotta reset my AirPods. Okay. Okay some country glam
Stunt, what's up Stunt?
I appreciate the raid buddy, thank you, thank you, welcome, welcome.
Welcome everybody from the Stunt fan. What's up, what's up?
Alright, Country Glam! Bro, I would have loved to have been a part of this one.
I would have loved to have been a part of this one, I'll get my Country, oh!
Bro, why is only one air pod working? Hello?
Why is only one air pod working? Hey, I like that one.
I like that one.
I like that one a lot.
Bro, that's you Evelyn?
No way.
No way.
Bro, are you so good at this, bro?
How are you so good at this?
That's crazy.
The codes.
Okay, okay, I'm doing it right now.
Where do I enter the codes?
Where do I enter the codes?
You said the left or the right?
Is it this?
Nah, that definitely ain't it.
Definitely ain't it, right?
Bro, Evelyn, how are you so good?
Can you like, give me some lessons?
I see it.
codes type here oh bro but I like I gotta like them manually free stuff new
oh but you can just type it in okay okay okay okay I see I see what you're
saying so if we go Lana Lana tutu hell yeah unlocked baby what do we what do I
find it though where do I find this stuff it's just Nicholas free stuff okay
Hold on, I gotta do this fast, bro.
It's just Nick with a C-H, Nicholas.
Lolita, wait, what?
But I haven't finished getting all my new stuff yet.
Mermaid, ooh, oh, I can still do it, right?
Hold up, Pauze, mermaid.
Oh
Invalid code. Oh wait. No, it's fourth four. It's not a is four. Hold on
Bruh
Bruh, I'm about to tear up the runway. I'm about to tear up the runway
call
me
Fourle? What is that bro? What are these code names? That's cute. Oh my god. I'm
about to tear up this one away. That's cute bro. Chupi? Chupi? Chupi 10k? What do we
got here oh hell yeah oh my god this is bro can I can I use that right now bro
Poggers. PogChamp. Sweetheart.
Oh, that's cute. Oh, I can always use that one, too.
Yeah, this is definitely cheating. Eyebellous Life.
I mean, not if everybody has it, right?
Oh, that's cute. Wait, I might use that one. I might use that one. Oh, but I hate that I can't change the hair color.
That's not that bad though. That's kind of cute. That's kind of cute.
I have like three minutes left, but I kind of want to get this done. Ashley Bunny.
It's not a bad thing that I'm exposing all these codes, right? It's like available to everybody.
Oh, bro, the slippers. Hell yeah. Come on, let me see if I can... Hell yeah.
That's what I'm talking about sub sub what sub m15 see
Hell yeah
Nah, I don't like that. I'll get rid of it later. I'll get rid of the later. How much time do I got? I got three minutes. It's fine
You gonna do this quick?
Oh, that's some cute stuff, bro.
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
If I have like access to more things, bro,
watch my creativity tear it up.
Watch it.
We are gonna cook.
Oh, that's cute.
That's a good one.
All right, what else do we got?
Leia Ash?
Wait, does that make sense?
Yeah, like that, right?
Invalid code, Leia.
No, Leia.
Whoa, a police, bro, what?
Oh, that's cute too.
We're almost done, we're almost done.
Lana Bo, we are almost done.
We got two more left, this is it.
Oh, that's the Bo!
Oh my God, I love that.
Hold on, that's the Bo.
I love that Bo.
And then we got La Boots.
La Boots.
Oh, hell yeah.
I don't think I'm gonna wear this right now, but.
Hell yeah!
All right, first of all, my controller died on me,
so give me a second, give me a second.
Bro, I wanna change up the hair.
This is not the hair I wanna use with this,
but it's gonna be close enough.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Okay, first of all, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
First of all, let's get rid of this hair.
Let's get rid of this.
Okay, so far so good.
Okay, hairstyle, oh we got a minute bro, we got a minute.
Put my mic back over here, alright, maybe some space buns with like bangs, does that
make sense?
No, we're gonna layer bro, we're gonna layer, can I layer the space?
Can I just change the color of the space once, bro?
It's kind of messy.
It's kind of messy, but can we pull it off?
Can we pull it off?
Maybe?
I'm going to see.
I'm going to see.
All the eyelashes don't work unless both eyes are open,
right?
Nah, we're looking like a mean girl like that.
We've got 40 seconds left.
Oh, that's just straight up a beesh.
This one's a little more innocent, but I'm not feeling it as much.
This one's not that bad.
This one's not that bad at all.
This one's not that bad at all.
Okay, skin!
Skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin, skin,
skin.
Uh, hell yeah.
What do you think, chat?
Did I cook or what?
We're going for Lolita did I cook or what I
Cooked it
You think I cooked it I?
Can't wait to see the rest of these the ice-cream always forget the ice cream
That's a good ice cream man. All right
Not bad. Not bad. I mean, I don't know I'm being kind of biased when I say I like mine
I'll give you I don't respect I'll give you the five stars, but I like I like my I like my outfit a little bit more
You know biasly speaking
Oh, this is kind of cute. Where the heck do you get the that's a VIP thing the umbrella, right?
The only way to get that is a VIP, right?
Let's do
I'm gonna do two stars man. I'm gonna do two stars man
You showing up with an umbrella and none of none of the other girls out here having umbrellas like chill
I respect the beret. Bro the beret is bold.
They said you!
At least they keeping it real like that. I'll give it to you Sartor for keeping it real.
I respect the beret. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.
Alright what else do we got? What else do we got?
That's really cute. That's really cute. Wait they did a good job.
I think that fits the category well. I'm gonna put that up there
To fight for I'm gonna make first place because everyone's gonna be you know robbing me of first place, but it's fine
Let's say I'll put that up there for a challenge for first place
This is not getting a little leader to me. This is not getting a little leader to me. It's giving like I'm at the beach
And I and I did not wear I
Did not wear beach attire type of thing. You know what I'm saying like my swimsuit. That's what I meant to say
I didn't bring my swimsuit. I'm just here for the for the Instagram
This is giving like Annie dressed up Annie from Lee legends, but like dressed up, you know what I mean?
So cute! Oh, come on. That's cute, bro. I think I nailed that one. That's cute
That little like
Bro that was good, I swear to God if I don't get at least on the podium. I'm gonna be so angry. It's gonna be rigged, bro
I'm I'm sorry. I don't I don't like that one as much. I think it's the hair
That's why I feel like another hair choice. I might I may I like it a little bit more me personally me personally
This is given like I'm a bully at school. That's what this is giving me right now. I
I bully kids at school. What's up? It's not bad. It's not bad. I'll give it a three stars
I'll give the bully three stars. All right. What else we got?
What else do we got?
Nah
This isn't cooking this is not cooking
Take notes, this is not cooking. That seemed a little too basic. I'm familiar with all the articles of clothing that they're wearing. They are not cooking.
I'M NOT ON THE PODEM!
What place did I get?
Sixth place again.
How?
I got 14 stars.
So what does that mean?
If we do the math real quick.
10?
people voted. Nine people voted at least. They voted like one star on me. Are you
kidding me? They voted one star on me, bro. Bro, that's heartbreaking. Hey, get out
of my way. Get out of my way. Are you? How does this not fit the category to the
T, bro? I feel like I cooked so hard with this one. I don't know what to tell you.
I think I cooked so hard on this one. That's crazy. What do they not like?
That it's perfect
Bro, I feel like I cooked on this one bro do the splits
Hell yeah, get it girl. It's all good. It's all good. We'll get the next one. I love how
I love how the one that I didn't even try got me in like third place or second place. I'm like that
It's crazy. Indy! Alright. Alright, let us cook with Indy. We got one more. This is the last one. Let us cook with Indy.
What am I doing? What am I doing? I'm trying to get rid of this.
Alright, let's see. Do we have anything in the code section that can give us Indy?
Nah, what's this? Oh, that is definitely gonna give us Indy. We'll keep that on.
keep that on. What else? I think that's gonna be it. This might give us an
Let's see. Let me get rid of the jacket.
It's risky. It's a bold move, but I'm here for it.
It's very risky, but I'm here for it.
Bro, can I like zoom in? Can I get like first person camera angle?
Because I cannot see for the life of me.
What is this?
Oh, gloves? Nah.
Nah, though they have gloves though, bro. I totally would have used that for like other challenges
What's this?
Nah, that's not the shoes we want. I'm not trying to get the shoes. I'm trying to get the
Bro, I'm trying to get this
That's not gonna give the indie is it? Let's see
What if we make it like white?
Like a cream base
I don't think I don't think so, bro
I don't think, if I'm being honest, I don't think so.
Nah, that's given country and we are,
we are not getting on the podium with country right now.
Can we get the flower?
I want the flower.
I want the flower.
Let's make the flower like a pastel-ish.
That might work, that might work.
I feel like somebody holding a camera is indie, bro.
Nah, but why is she holding it like that?
Like calm down.
God.
When I say hold the camera, not like that, please.
Okay, let's go get some hair.
This fit is not coming together right now.
I don't know, I gotta get inspired.
Let's check out the hair.
Let's check out the hair.
What do we got?
I feel like this gives Indy.
I feel like this is giving Indy.
Bro, am I on or something?
I feel like I'm cooking.
Am I delusional?
Am I getting a little dilulu here?
Is this not cooking, bro?
God damn.
Is this not cooking?
We need some shoes.
I feel like it looks pretty good with the bare feet, but let's get her some shoes.
Let's get her some shoes.
I feel like these shoes kind of make sense.
I think we need an accessory.
Hold on.
What about this bag?
What about this bag, but like, oh, but it's pink.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to add pink to this collection.
Where's the bag at?
Okay, there we go.
I, hold on.
Maybe in the codes?
This one?
But the black bow, I don't really like.
I'm not in love with it, but I don't think it gives an indie.
Let me see if I can find another bag.
A better one than this.
Oh, this is kind of cute, though.
Bro, this is kind of cute.
I love to say.
Oh, I don't know about the bag.
We go bag or no bag.
I feel like no bag is better.
I want like one handed bag, something like that.
I feel like that's what I'm trying to go for right now.
Can we try the halo on and see what that looks like?
Little halo.
It's cute.
I mean, it's given like fashion, I guess.
It's given some fashion.
Do we have anything else?
Oh, there we go.
What's this?
There we go, there we go.
There we go. I think I can do it with this. You see?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is the accessory I wanted. This is the accessory I wanted.
I don't know about the halo. I might get rid of the halo. Halo feels a little too
much. I think this is cute, bro.
I think this is cute.
I may have cooked here.
Not any vibes. You don't think this is any vibes?
You don't think the color is the best either?
Oh my god, really?
When is the PS5 giveaway?
During the rebroadcast, you can play Luna's Lucky Laguna and potentially win the PS5.
There's been a lot of prizes given out so far, the PS5 is yet to be claimed.
I think this is it.
Chat, this is all I can do.
This is the best I can do, bro.
This is the best I can do, bro.
It's out of my hands.
I literally just discovered where the ice cream cone is.
was right in front of me. Alright, let's see. What do we got? What do we got? Ahhhh! Indie
artist! Did I totally... was I thinking boho is Indie? That's crazy. It's giving like
Avril Lavigne in her gothic era. I like it, I like it. I'll give you the five. Because
we homies, I'll give you the five. Alright, let's see what Kyla's bringing to the table.
That's not that bad, that's not that bad.
Why the heck did I get so many one stars, bro?
I'm about to give out one stars too, man.
They're about to turn me into the devil.
How the frick did I only get four stars last time?
That's insane.
Nah, it doesn't really matter.
I'll judge honestly.
I would've given that one like a two or a three anyway.
Is that indie?
This is like weird 90s Nickelodeon to me.
This actually just got slimed.
I'll give it two.
No, one, one, no!
I kinda wanted to give it one, bro.
Is this me?
Hell yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
Ooh.
Ah.
With the splits, bro!
Ha ha!
With the split exit, bro!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about. Come on.
Come on. Easy win, bro.
This is kind of cool.
I'll give it one star.
It's cool. It's cool.
It just didn't feel like the assignment to me. I don't know why.
I understand that that one might have been subjective.
Because I actually liked it, but in a different category.
I feel like this actually doesn't give any... I'll give it like two.
I get a 2. 2 is a fair star assessment for me.
You liked that one? That was going to be a 4?
Whoa. How is this indie? Bro, maybe I don't understand what indie is.
I don't think I understand what indie is, bro.
I feel like I messed up the category.
I guess whoever wins would be like, assessment of what it should have went for.
Okay, I think we can all agree that this is a one star, right?
I think we can all agree that this VIP gets a one star, right?
In unison, we say it.
One star. I love that they were posing too.
I love that they threw in the poses too.
What's that one be the winner? Okay, okay. Really?
Bro, no way. I thought for sure Evelyn was...
Evelyn's is better. Bro, why do I keep getting sixth place? Are you kidding me right now?
Are you kidding me? How do I keep getting sixth bro Evelyn at fifth?
There's no way bro. This is totally rigged. Bro. This is a rigged system right here. I'm out of there
I'm out of I'm not that now. I can't bro
Yeah, yeah, we got robbed
We got robbed
Totally robbed
Yeah, I actually might not understood the category that well
Maybe maybe I didn't understand what Indy meant
It's possible. It's possible. We both Evelyn miss misunderstood that category and I take full responsibility
God
Don't worry everyone Luna is still
in her happy place
Thank goodness. Oh
By the way, yes Luna was just right there
But not anymore. Look at that. He's over there now. Who's the good girl?
Oh, the baby. Oh, the baby.
You don't want to be in your bed?
Come here. Come here.
Good girl.
It's a good girl.
It's a good girl.
Good girl
The little baby
The little baby we had to squeeze her face
We had to squeeze her face just a little beat
Yeah, she's a good girl
Yeah, how's everyone doing oh
Frame rate lag going on don't I?
Looks like it's from the software though, which is better than
better than the internet because when it's the internet it's like no bueno no
bueno man but I'm back at it with some Roblox I'm gonna see if I can get some
VC games going on games I mean really they're just interactions aren't they
hold on let me get rid of the Luna in her sweater image so you guys can
actually see the baby I don't know why that's there right now oh I know it's
because most of the time she's not even here.
That's why.
But there she is.
Let me see.
I also gotta get rid of it on the scene.
Now you can keep track of the baby.
Y'all can be my babysitters
while I am focused on the interactions in Roblox, okay?
Without further ado, why don't we just get into it?
Y'all?
Y'all?
That's good.
That's a good.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
What do I want to do now that I got my DC privileges back?
What do we want to start with?
First off, enough of the more plastic.
I want to hear some like, some dystopian like 80, I got an idea.
What was it called?
What was it called?
Fall by like Kravitz guy Kaczynski heck yeah the infamous Billy Eilish favorite
why doesn't he have like an official thing i guess i'll just play this it's the video
heck yeah boy i just discovered this song like today i think today or yesterday something like that
All right, all right, all right, let's do it. Oh the interview I want to do the interview, bro. I
Want to do some DC interviews, bro?
All right, let's go oh
Oh, that's right. I usually don't, I don't believe as a controller, but...
Hello, if you would like to see...
A person to be interviewed for, please visit the front desk.
Please see the receptionist if you would like an interview
If you would like the ability to put the hello hello are you an aspiring person that would love to put fries in the bag
In that case room
To is available. Good luck on your interview
Godspeed
room 2
bruh
dookie server so far not the best server to start things off we had one kid
One kid that was ecstatic about putting some fries in the bag, but that's about it
Go to room three. Why is everybody texting isn't this VC, bro? You've joined father Yogan. Who the heck is that? I
Didn't join anybody. What do you mean? Are they my friends list?
Who the heck is this?
They're on my friends list
Who is that? I don't even remember who that is
Brett
Oh one second hello, I'm here for my interview
Excuse me monkey, I'm here for my interview
Excuse me mr. Monkey, I'm here for my interview excuse me
Monkey
Monkey I'm here for my interview
Hey old ball shorty over there
Can you be the new receptionist ball shorty monkey ain't doing their job
Brangland Lee
There we go, let's get a swap let's get a swap maybe pretzel boy yeah
I'd like I'd like my interview please have an appointment which room do I go to?
Well, Danny, you can't just greet me and they're not...
you
you
you
you
you
where do we go for jobs? Hello?
You are a very big, very big man. Very big man. I understand the need for the scooter.
big man. What you say about TikTok? Hello. I would like to see if I'm qualified for any
job that's out there. Any, anyone, any, anyone. I'll take anything. Literally anything. Okay,
What are the qualifications for that?
You don't know?
Excuse me?
Are you even a real boss?
Prove it, prove it right now.
Prove it right now.
This seems a little sussy.
You need to be more specific there, Addy.
A little more specific, Addy.
I wanna speak to your manager right now.
Right now.
Let me speak to your manager.
Who is the manager?
Is it you?
Is it you?
Listen, listen, ball shorty.
Addy over here is not doing their job.
I request immediate termination from their post.
Immediate, immediate.
I will be the new boss.
Thank you.
Okay, who would like an interview?
Dog day, what are your qualifications? What job would you like?
Mm-hmm wow the silence the silence speaks volumes. I am not a mind reader speak up
Wait you could do that bro, I did not know you could kick people bruh
That's crazy. You can actually keep you from from the room
Why didn't they do that earlier? That's the question. Why didn't they kick me like way earlier, dude?
All right, who's next who's next?
We can do another interview or we can
Let's see. Let's see. Also, bro
What's with this music, bro?
Chill chill chill chill chill. I thought it was gonna go from like dystopian to something really cool, but it's getting like
It's getting down here, bro.
Let's get something like Boppy.
What about Hot To Go?
By Chapel Run.
Heck yeah.
I don't know about the official music video,
but I'll do the song.
And maybe it'll play some upbeat music from here, right?
Good for you, Olivia Rodrigo.
Sounds about right.
That sounds about right.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Wait, how many are these numbers going up or down?
Who's next?
Oh, current number 30, okay, okay.
Damn, nine more people ahead?
That's crazy.
Oh, good luck, good luck.
Wait, I'm next! I'm actually next!
Oh, good luck, good luck!
I'm 16 people ahead.
Where'd you left that? Okay.
I know what you're saying, though.
I'm gonna be serious.
I'm gonna get nervous, I'm nervous, I'm gonna get performance.
We're gonna be spectated.
We're gonna see.
Excuse me, guitar man.
Does anybody know how to actually get their own buzzer?
Is it one person that does it or do they all have to agree?
I think I have one person that does it.
Well, I think they all have to do it because someone just flicks it because they want to.
Oh, there's so many people.
Maybe they each have their own buzzer.
Look everyone it's the almighty it's the almighty server host
watching us from above the server host is watching us hey can you get can you
can I get a golden buzzer?
Thank you.
I am guaranteed a golden buzzer.
Everybody heard it.
I have witnesses.
I have at least five witnesses here.
Okay.
Okay, okay.
I'm going to be singing,
you belong with me by Taylor Swift.
Okay, okay.
Hello, please.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay
Hit the x real quick that's crazy
I
Doesn't have VC what the heck why are you a judge then?
This guy doesn't have a judge
Your guitar is so loud
Oh, wait, I muted the wrong one. What's his name? What's his name?
You just have to click on it. You don't even have to go into the menu.
Oh, perfect. I don't know who else I muted. That was an accident.
I think it was Jeffrey. There we go.
That's not bad at all.
What number is this?
What number is this?
Someone's head is in the way.
What is this?
34?
Press the suspect.
He's in the way.
34.
So we're at like fifth.
We got five more.
Homies just munching away.
It works really good.
They pick no if the other rules pick no
The votes are in
Wow, hey, they got through nice nice
I don't even have eyes for you
You got your purse, wedding, and just call me a friend
I'm gonna put it on the sun, baby
I'm gonna put it on the moon
I'm gonna put it on the moon
I'm gonna put it on the moon
I'm gonna put it on the moon
Chat, chat, I know exactly what I'm gonna do
I know exactly what I'm gonna do
Hold on
Hold on, let me see, let me see
I got it on the moon
How do I do this?
Mommy
Oh, no, that's not good that's a horrible dad joke.
We're going with
Have you watched it
Wait, why can't I find any good jokes all these jokes are so bad I
I need a really good dad joke to get me through to the next round.
What is it?
These jokes are kind of made I'm not gonna lie. They're really made
It might just have to do something on the spot
This is not that bad I might go with this one
You should stream my tech talk I know I gotta be well I gotta do the multi
the multi the multi-verse of streaming
I think that's what I'm gonna do. We'll see if we can do something with
Uh, well some of these dad jokes will pop out.
I'm about to make some dad jokes.
I'm not a big fan of these jokes.
Is everyone going to be singing for their talent?
I don't need it to be complex.
OK.
No, I'm not gonna be singing. Maybe next time, but we're gonna go with some comedy here.
We need to stand out. We need to be different from the crowd. Everyone's doing piano and
everyone's doing like singing. We gotta do a little something else. I'm gonna give them
one joke I'm gonna give them one joke and the joke is gonna be good enough to go
through to the next round I promise you my one joke will get me the golden
buzzer I'm God my next current number 35
they just went through no that was the current one right it was the piano not
Not bad, not bad.
Yeah, that piano, that piano playing was a little sketchy.
A little there.
Let's see what everyone else has got.
I'm an Indian artist, a play buddy, or Abigail.
And I'm going to be singing the song,
the villain I appear to be,
from a short film, Diamond Jack.
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, we got another judge on this seat?
We got another judge.
I want to ask the server host if I can be a judge.
Are they gonna sing?
Are you singing?
I don't think anybody hears you.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
They got a little stage fright.
The host has left the team.
I've got a duck.
Damn.
Oh, we got a duck on the stage.
I don't know. I'm confused.
We got a duck on the stage, bro.
She died.
She died.
She does, she does, but it's not good.
Damn, they got a little stage fright.
Give them the axe, move on.
Just give them the axe.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I couldn't hear.
Was that good?
Dolly Parton, move it along.
I couldn't hear.
We're almost next, bro.
We're almost next.
Come on.
I think so.
I don't know how to do it.
Victory?
Why?
No, no, bad stuff.
What's going on with the duck?
What are you doing?
What's going on with the duck, guys?
No, it's coming down.
Guilty.
Damn, duck hitting people.
Duck hitting people.
That's crazy.
What?
Am I next?
Wait.
Wait, is it my turn?
Am I next?
Oh my god.
Alright everyone, let me let me make it known right now. I am not whoa
Heck yeah, I didn't have the same my joke listen. It was a really good joke
I was gonna get that golden buzzer regardless, but thank you so much. I just want to thank my mom
And everyone else out there all three of you beautiful judges. Hey, what's up, mr. Duck?
Thank you everyone. Where do I go? Do I just exit off stage you this way? What happens?
Do I just, do I walk out here? Winner's door? How do I get in through the winner's door? What the?
Where do I, are you a winner too? Is this the winners club?
I
Can't hear the music is so loud
It's still going where do I where do I go? I just sit can I be a judge?
Want to trade places brainly
another golden deserve congratulations we did it we did it we made dreams come
True
Dreams definitely came true
You must have at least a hundred rep how much do I have right now?
Wait, how come, how come, where do I see how much rep do I have?
You're gonna kill me.
You're gonna kill me.
Rep.
Yeah, he's definitely a rep.
The gate's not open.
Ten!
Jail them, jail them.
How do I get more rep?
Hmm.
Buh.
Buh.
Buh-re.
Buh-re.
Oh my God, 61?
that's way too many people by the way everyone I got the golden buzzer be
jealous
whoo oh la la how old is Luna Luna's eight turning nine in just a few days
just few weeks in September she's gonna be turning nine the little baby she'll
forever be a little baby though
Little baby
Bro my joke was gonna land so hard like like I told the judges right there
I don't care that they gave me the golden buzzer just by stepping on stage. I
Was gonna land a golden buzzer just with this one dad joke that I had for them. I promise you I'm not even exaggerating
It was it's it's that good. I'm confident that it's that good
All right, well that was kind of fun. Should we try one more?
Unleash your talent. Maybe we need like a full panel of judges right now
I have ten rep I could be a judge very very soon. Isn't that exciting? I
Think you get rep
Oh, does it keep joining that one person?
That's what happens, right?
I just keep joining this one.
Is that why?
Because they're playing it?
Who is this, by the way?
I don't even remember that.
I must have added them through, like, somebody else or something, because I don't remember
them.
But I think that's why I keep seeing Brang and Lee or whatever their name is, is because
I keep joining the same server that this one's going to.
It all makes sense now.
Alright, alright.
What about the doctor's office?
Let's try one of these.
Hello.
Does anybody work here?
Hello.
I was actually here first. I don't know what...
a cat person over here is doing yes that's me yeah that's me I do have an
appointment can you please look me up in your system thank you okay
So, basically everything hurts, it definitely, it hurts to see, it hurts to breathe.
Okay, so I'm going to get some
tools. You can stay right here.
I'm going to get some tools. I'll be right back.
Sounds good.
This person's hurting me.
This person's hurting me.
Leo is hurting me.
The room.
Nobody calling his room.
On the top of y'all.
God damn it sounds like people are dying in here.
It sounds like people are dying.
I'm back.
So basically, oh.
They're coughing on me.
So basically, your records are fine.
I'm cured?
Oh my god, thank you so much.
That was easy.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I was cured everyone.
Best hospital in Roblox.
Let it be known. I was cured. I was cured best Roblox hospital. I was cured. Thank you
Wow, well, I'm glad I'm glad we got everything checked out luckily clean bill of health
Clean bill of health everyone. Let's go
Just like that
Thank goodness. Alright. Let's see. Cabin Crew Simulator. Does that sound exciting
or does that sound like weird? 8.2000? Wait, why is this one strapped up and like angry
looking? What is this? Create your own airline and design. Oh, that's kind of cool though.
the crash and everything like that. That seems kind of cool.
Man, 8000 people is a lot for an aircraft.
Let's try it out. Let's see what update required.
BRUH!
Oh my god.
I wasn't expecting to see Chapel Roan just pop up on my screen like that.
Let's let her do her thing, right?
You want to see that? I'm kind of curious.
But like where to go, right?
Where to go?
Is it still around?
There it is there it is recommended for you listen 92% up vote with like 8,000 active players right now on the game I
Like them odds
Sound like somebody in the back sounds like somebody's taking a leak in here
Day one, we got 250 sky bucks, let's go!
Click a flight tablet to begin your journey!
Oh, I don't like that though.
How come I can't, um...
What?
What do you mean?
Oh.
Why can't I use my controller?
Bro, the music is insanely loud.
Okay, there we go. Jesus. Bro. I don't know why it's not... Okay. I mean, it doesn't really
matter, right? Let's click on one of them. Real's Blue Water Airline. Bro, why one star?
Wait, I want to go on somebody else's airline.
Arrivals, departures.
Do we have to go this way?
Expedite security? Yeah, that's me.
Ah, no, I'm good. Thank you. Thank you, security man.
You can explore if you want, but you should make a flight first by clicking on a flight tablet.
Dismiss.
Can I use my controller now? I can't use my controller?
Well, why?
I'm not trying to have this appear on my screen, bro.
God, it's so annoying.
I can't even, like, this is so annoying.
I can't do fly simulator because, oh, it's working now.
It's working now.
I don't know what I, wait, no, it's not working.
I can't, I can't deal with this, man.
It's not, it's not conducive to a controller or anything else really.
Here, let me go back in and see if it sticks itself somehow.
I'll give it another try.
It really wasn't working at all.
The problem with the keyboard and mouse, it doesn't help see like I could do this.
Gameplay, graphics, audio, controls, invert, flying controls.
Let's do that. I don't want to do that.
Play.
Oh, now we got it. Okay, cool.
Maybe it was just like that. Alright. So we need to can...
I don't know what to click for the
flight thing. Let me just use my mouse.
Sure.
Uh, sure. I mean, it doesn't really matter, right? Sure. Sure. Sure. What next?
Um, done. Your flight was successfully created. Okay. Am I a pilot? Find the gate on your
boarding pass. Click the flight icon. Gate 10.
was gate 10 5 I think it's going up this way
I'm my white buster
There it is there it is
Walking to the jetway to get into your aircraft and click start boarding whenever you're ready
I'll go in right now
Oh, hello.
You guys are flying today?
Let's close this.
Let's buckle up, I guess.
Start boarding.
Whoa.
Man, this is a...
It's a tight aircraft.
A single row?
You're holding an item that needs to be placed in green highlighted...
Okay.
How do I place it?
Ah, hoo!
Excuse me, add napkins, okay.
Hello ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain from the flight deck.
Welcome aboard the flight.
Well, affecting a smooth ride today
so the seatbelt signs would remain
optimal to the flight.
Close the boarding door.
Once again welcome aboard. Oh am I like the flight attendant close
Okay, I hope everyone has buckled in excuse me ma'am excuse me buckle in
Can you bring your seat upright? Can you buckle your seatbelt? Thank you
Yo, what's quackity doing here?
This one, hey, oh buddy, seatbelt, is that everything, you got one more, the cabin is
not prepared for departure, let's go.
What now?
What now?
Do I sit there?
Interested in it?
No.
Takeoff.
Flight attendants, please be seated for takeoff.
I'm a flight attendant.
Okay, okay, I didn't know.
I thought I was...
I wanted to be a passenger, but...
I'm a flight attendant.
Okay, okay, I didn't know.
I thought I was...
There's one aircraft using the runway before you, so stand by, okay.
Hey, and we're off.
Oh, damn.
I don't know how I feel about my body protruding from the airplane here, but damn, just like
Like that.
Hey, we're gaining altitude, I like it.
Serving carts.
We have reached our cruising altitude. Flight attendants should start their in-flight service shortly. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
Chips! Sure, I'm in the mood for some chips. What do we do with the chips? Who would like... Oh, you want... Oh, y'all want something, huh?
Oh, damn, okay. This one needs chips and a drink.
I can't do it. I can't do it like that. We need to do this and then we need to do water.
Okay. Who wants water? You want some water? What do you want? Coffee? I can't give you the coffee right now.
Can't give you the coffee right now. I'm sorry
Well, that's crazy. I'm like basically outside of the plane as it is
The fact that the jets aren't just ripping my body to shreds
Is perfect
But as much as I would love to travel on the plane for two and a half hours I
Feel like I need to do something else with that time. So
So, not bad. It really did make me feel like I was on an airplane.
It's really weird to play it like that. You have to play it with first person.
Yeah, I know. It's just a little weird with the controls though, because I don't have access to full controls.
I have to navigate between keyboard and mouse and then go back to the controller.
It's weird. It's a little janky. It was a little janky.
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you
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What's happening moving around to attack enemies?
And then we collect stuff.
Do I have to avoid anybody?
Get as many coins as you can.
What do the enemies do though?
Oh, then they're going to start attacking?
I see I see
Hey a hundred HP, let's go
Level zero a give me that heck yeah
Oh, we could dash too. Oh shoot, I ran into one of them. I don't know how I still have
I have 100 HP when I ran into one of them.
Heck yeah.
Oh, we gotta get close range to use these assault rifles though.
I'm reloading.
damn not bad not bad decent coins not gonna lie but it's not joining oh shoot
bro
bro oh there's multiple there's multiple floors I was about to say
a lock we're free to be that easy. I was like alright this game made for the fetuses huh.
This one is built for them like first developed brain cells. But it's actually quite oddly
satisfying to just move around and shoot while focusing on like not getting hit. I don't
know we'll see if it gets like tough enough for me to be like oh yeah this is the challenge
I've been waiting for.
Doubt.
But at the end of the day...
Man, where that slime aiming at? Why is he aiming for the bushes?
Heck yeah!
We could buy more? I don't know if I want to.
do. What did the knife do? Sheesh! I feel like I'm gonna have limited space though, right?
I'm just glad I'm able to afford all the weapon choices that they've offered so far.
I got hit! Bro, that's the first time I got hit.
Oh, the laser will actually hit me, got you.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, get the money!
I see, I see.
So we just gotta do this then.
I'm hit!
I'm hit!
I'm trying to collect the coins, bro.
Whoo
Hey, I'm out here with 30 40 HP. Okay, good
It's getting a little more a little more awkward. Oh
Shoot, nah, that was actually way too close for comfort man 14 HP. Oh
Bro, homie hits me with two hits. I'm dead. He just took out 55 HP
We're just going to do this.
Damn!
Wait, it's getting harder.
What's my dash?
Next floor, next floor.
We got this.
Can you turn it off for falling to join you?
Sure, I'll do it after this game.
I didn't know it was off.
I've been able to join everybody on my friends list so far.
I don't think this one's multiplayer anyway, so you're not really missing out.
Get it!
What floor is this?
Third floor?
I gotta get like real up close to these people.
Damn.
What do we do next?
Axe?
What does the axe do, do we get like up close?
What the heck does the axe do, man?
Let me see if it...
Okay, it's up close.
I mean that's probably going to be useful later on.
I love how the original choices was like, do you want an assault rifle or do you want a stick?
And it's kind of like, yeah, if I want to die, I'll take the stick.
Oh shoot, okay.
It's getting a little more dicey now.
No, I was trying to get the money, but brothers like so many snowballs here
Way more difficult bro way more difficult you still play tennis yeah
I'm trying to become like a tennis pro at this point, but I'm not gonna lie, it's difficult.
I need more match experience to be at the level that I want to be.
Woo!
Easy!
Damn.
We don't work.
We don't work on these floors.
So far not even a challenge.
Oh my god.
Doesn't like uh these look like bows
What do they do they haven't attacked me yet, what is that? What is that power up?
That's pretty easy
We just can't get too close to them, which is perfect
Whoo whoa, 80 HP is insane, bro
Goddamn
Wait barbed wire, what does that do constantly damages nearby enemies a basic shotgun
constantly damages nearby enemies
Nah, let's go with the Pump Shotgun.
I feel like that's what I have my axe for.
Heck yeah, bro.
Hey, now we're doing work.
Now we're putting these...ow.
We're putting these little bows in the ground.
I'm about to serve them up in a fresh meal.
What just happened?
Get up!
I really died?
I really died, bro?
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
What do I get?
Pick a reward?
3. 2.2% chance. What's the difference between these two? It's whatever. Bro, the statistics
are the exact same. Times 4 times 4. Let's go blue. What did I get? Oh, we got a sword.
got coins. Okay. And 306 diamonds. Hey, now we balling. That's what I'm talking about.
That was actually not that bad. You found a crate opening up in the shop. Let's go.
What do I get? Do we open this? How many gems do I got? Ooh. Let's open this.
Oh, combat shotgun!
Hey, that's pretty good.
I wasn't even paying attention to my health.
I didn't know it was going to be like two hits and I'm dead type of situation.
One more chest.
One more briefcase.
I can't go wrong with an MP5.
That's what I'm talking about.
Nice.
Not bad, not bad.
Enjoy your new weapon.
Let's go.
What's in it? What's in here? So this is all the stuff that I could get, right?
Whoa, c4. That's that's kind of cool
Well, I actually feel like playing this one more time
That was like oddly satisfying I feel like doing like one more time I'll see keep an eye on Luna for me while I do that
All right
That shotgun is sick. Yeah, the shot the combat shotgun is pretty cool
I want to see if I can get it in one of the when I level up and stuff
I think it's like floor two, right?
We'll do something like that.
The baby Luna.
Let me go to the bathroom real quick, I have to be right back.
Look after her.
It was the same story, but the truth now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now,
Hopefully you're having a good day so far.
Yes, Luna is actually gonna be joining me.
I think she's right here.
You wanna come in the lab?
Or do you wanna go in the camera?
Luna's a little girl.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
She's so cute you'll get the full view of her when she's actually laying down
don't worry I promise I promise yeah how you guys doing like I said hopefully
good hopefully you're having a decent day so far it's gonna be exciting since
We're gonna be playing roblox
Some epic roblox some voice chat
Get to know some people. I know Luna you want to be on the lap you want to send a lap for a little bit come here
Come here. Oh
My god, yeah, just go ahead and scratch with my legs while you do that
It's the baby everyone greet the baby
He's a good girl, bro. She wants the spotlight
She wants the spotlight
Who is
You can see her a little better in this one, okay, I got roblox ready
We got some feikey Dominic feikey playing so you know the party's already started
Let's see. What game modes are we gonna do today? I?
I wouldn't have minded starting with some some voice chat
Executive orders political decisions to nuke or not to nuke is the question
Are we gonna be nuking anybody today?
Or should we start off with some like dress when press bro. Hey, I'll lunic help me out with this one
What's today's theme, bro
What are we going to be doing in today's theme?
Looks and patterns.
Alright, hold up.
Graphics quality.
The game graphics have been changed.
I can't lower or like do anything.
Hey, how do I get rid of this?
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I'm not trying to say you're heavy Luna, but I'm saying you are slightly heavy
Bro, that is not ancient civilization. That's giving like dystopian year
3,500
We got to do something else we got to do something else
Bro, I don't think that none of them are view none of them be wearing makeup I
Think we got to go like masculine with like minimal minimal makeup, bro
This one's pretty good, that's pretty good this one's perfect. Oh my god, wait, that's this is actually giving
Hold on, this is actually giving.
Nah, not the YouTube ad.
Not the YouTube ad coming out.
Ayo, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Bro, shush.
Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.
I'd rather have the Roblox music, man.
Okay, let's see.
We got a bunch of the brat stuff,
but that's not really giving ancient.
The neutral colors is key here damn I have three minutes I got three minutes
what kind of shoes do we want to do we're like gonna be we're gonna be going
for like fashionable fashionable cave cave woman but in order to do that we
We need the right, we need the right shoes, bro.
Let me try these on.
These aren't that bad.
They just gotta be neutral.
Let's go like, I don't know, bro, that doesn't make, mm.
Ugh, I don't like it.
No, no, no, I wanna go, mm.
Let me see, let me see.
We need, needs to be darker, but like, not that.
How do I get the color brown?
Why can't I get the color brown?
Here we go.
None of this is brown, bro, I don't understand.
How do you get brown from this?
Bro, I'm gonna be spending so much time.
Here we go, here we go.
Nah, this ain't it, this ain't it.
This ain't it.
God damn it.
Two minutes left.
Can't leave it at that.
We press on.
We press on, bro.
We gotta find some- Oh, that side skirt's actually pretty good.
I feel like I could do something like that.
Maybe this.
And I hate it.
Ha ha ha.
I hate it, bro.
Where's the brown color, man?
Why none of this brown?
How do I get brown?
Here we go. We're gonna go nude.
See what happens.
We going nude with like a little scarf.
but like
Disgusting, but it is what it is. It is what it is. What else with k-man k-woman, bro luna you are not helping me
Damn we don't have a top, huh
You do not have a top.
I'm not in love with any of these tops.
Like any of them.
Jesus.
38 seconds, bro.
38 seconds.
Come on, come on, come on.
I don't know.
Nah, we're going goofy.
I don't even have hair, bro.
I didn't even do my hair.
I messed up.
I spent too much time on the shoes.
Way too much time on the shoes.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
Hey, yo.
Get the hair, bro!
Oh, this is perfect, by the way.
This is perfect.
That's perfect, bro.
Alright.
At least we have some hair.
Ugh, the color of like, here, maybe if I change the color of this, it just needs to be like
nude, bro.
How do I get nude?
Oh, the shoes are disgusting!
That's better.
That's better.
That's better than the previous color that it was.
Hey, oh no!
Hey, that's pretty good.
That's actually pretty good.
I'll give you two stars girly. That's not bad at all.
Easily two star ranking. That's not bad at all.
Next. Is it gonna be me? I gotta be ready to hit that like pose 24.
Luna's big booty. I love that she's like, she's here. And then she's not.
That's one star for me, bro that is not giving, actually it is, oh I get it, I get it, that's
more like, that kind of reminds me of like the Mayans, the, like a very pretty Mayan
or something like that, the Mayan ancient civilization where like their royal color
was that aqua blue, you know what I mean?
Damn, not the dead drop, back up dead drop, over there Luna, over there, come on.
What else have we got?
Is this me?
Oh my god.
I gotta get ready bro.
How do I strike POSTs here?
Sheik.
Sheik.
Sheik.
Hit it.
Hit it.
Hit it.
360.
Woah!
With the club jump?
Oh.
A, A, A, A.
And then we do the split baby.
Woo!
Heck yeah.
Heck yeah.
Backflip!
And we backflip outta there.
Let's go.
Not that bad.
I think I'm gonna get like one star, if I'm being honest.
I feel like that was a one star.
They added a few things new, yeah, nah, this is a one star for me too.
You gonna stay right there, okay, okay.
Right beside me.
What do we got, ancient, that's not ancient civilization.
In a way they got them pants.
in a way they still want to pay us like that back then one-star one-star someone someone
completed the assignment bro way this is actually I might have to go four stars on this this
actually not that bad this is a this is an assignment that I can confidently
mark as complete this one too this one's giving like Greek right feel like the
Greeks the Greeks the Romans is what they were I'd like to to for completing
it but not more than two because I'm not in love with it the one before that was
actually fashionable we still have to we all with the basket wait not that bad
the top should have been something else though they ain't gonna have these
corsets in ancient civilization nah not bad idea the sandals I should have
went with sandals bro I just couldn't find them I didn't know where the sandals
were hey the one I voted for stars actually won the dead drop go for it how
many stars did I get bro I got like yeah I did not get many bro I did not get
many it was tough it was tough competition they were bro they were
definitely tough competition I'll do one more I feel like I wasn't focused my
My head wasn't in the game, I wasn't locked in.
Not to make any excuses, but it's true.
Geronimo?
I haven't heard that song in like, since I was born.
Bro, does Adblocker not work for YouTube anymore?
Not that I use Adblocker.
I'm just saying.
Does it not work anymore, though?
We got 15 seconds, come on.
You know what's funny?
I had YouTube Premium the first year it ever launched and then they decided to backstab
me and not treat me like a loyal subscriber that I was.
Fall Autumn?
Let's go with the electric look.
We're gonna go with Fall Autumn, bro.
So boring.
It's like basically the ancient colors. It's all like neutral now. I'm going electric look, bro
Electric electric
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I'll give it to you that's my honest rating it's hard to it's hard to rate without like
seeing the others first because I don't want to just give everyone you know I appreciate
the effort from this one I don't know if it's completing the assignment so I'm gonna leave
at one star
Hey, oh stop stop stop stop at the ad bro tired tired of
It's me bro. It's me post 28 post 28
Please please
please
please
Come on
Just for the post-28 that deserves at least five stars, right at the very least I
Think mine was pretty good. Listen like stacked up against these other folks. I think it was pretty good, bro
I feel like it wasn't that bad
I feel like we
We nailed a look
I don't know if it's gonna like appease to these masses here these fashion icons these fashionistas, but I
I don't like this one at all.
I'm just gonna be honest.
It's the color of the scarf for me.
Mismatched against the beanie.
It's not given anything for me.
I think the bear is cute, but it's not given anything for me.
I'm sorry.
I just got to be honest.
This one's not that bad.
Ooh, with the latte too.
Okay.
Okay, this is the first three star I got to give.
I like the color of the boots and everything.
It's like darker than I would like it to be, but it matches.
It's matching the aesthetic of the cup, which is, that's ingenious.
That's, that's when I gotta take notes, bro.
Ooh, the socks is good.
See, this is like, this is somebody who got the same idea, but they didn't execute it
as well.
I don't know.
I don't know why it's not, it's, they, they completed the assignment, so that's two stars
for me.
It just didn't wow me like the other one before that one.
What about this?
I mean, I guess we could also...
I don't think this one completes the assignment.
It's more...
It's giving winter.
That's a one star.
It's giving winter.
That's not...
That's not...
That's not fall, in my opinion.
That white, that screaming winter with the nails too.
This one's giving like 60s, 60s slash 70s, so I don't know if that's giving fall, it's
giving more like 60s slash 70s vibe, which is what they wore like year round, so.
Next, what else have we got?
No.
No.
Ain't no amount of twirls you do is gonna get me to go above one star
There's no way
There's no way bro out of here with that
Come on give me put me on the podium at least
What bro over this girl brah? We got some we got some mean girlfriend group going on over here
Because there's no way I don't get on that podium, bro. What do you mean bro? I'm like literally fall
I'm literally giving fall back to school fall college girl. What are you talking about?
Now we got the we got the mean group in here, man, they ain't ever gonna put me on the podium
This is not a democratic group. This is Republican. I'm out of here. I'm out of here
Jesus
All right onto the day. That was fun though. I liked I liked doing that fall look. I feel good about it
I think I could have at least gotten third place over that other third place. The other two is kind of like
Sure, I could chalk that up up to like subjective opinion
The third place the third place girly. I'm sorry. No way that ain't opinion base. That's like that's total biasing right there total biasing
We don't stand for that Olympic world. What do we do in the Olympic world?
Olympic shop also. Let's get our music back. What do we want to listen to?
What do we want to listen to? Never be like you flume?
Yeah, these are so much chill songs, huh?
This that this that chill music
Hey
The talent show I wouldn't mind doing the talent show, but let's see what else we got
Play I'll be
So what do you do? Is it like actually the Olympics?
Listen, they got some tennis in there.
I might be a tennis king in this one.
Console support, let's go.
Let's get rid of the music.
Let's go, let's go!
Presented by Visa? Wait, Visa actually made this?
Or they like supported the creation of it?
I'm not gonna skip cuz actually I think I need to know what's going on here
Yeah, that's pretty good
It looks cool
Okay, now we can skip Wow way to go visa
Now I'm playing I'm playing if you want to sponsor me visa, that's fine. I'm just playing all right. Hello friend
Welcome to Olympic world where we oh god here you can play mini games. Let's go
I'm ready for it, bro. Man. I got this freaking alien off my back. I keep forgetting to take him off my back
Hold shift a sprint, but I'm on a controller
RT hey, let's go
Welcome to the Olympic stadium
damn the world is actually pretty cool
where do we go to play though?
play the game sold out?
yeah i just want to play bro
is it over here?
smash ball?
bro what do you mean?
oh tennis?
hell yeah
Wait.
Waiting for players.
Bro.
Nobody's here.
Am I gonna play by myself?
Teleporting players.
What do you mean?
Am I playing by myself?
That alien is scary.
I gotta get him off my back.
Ha ha ha.
I feel like it looks cool,
but at the same time, like, I gotta get him off my back.
What the freak is happening bro?
I won!
Let's go!
Hell yeah, I'm a champion.
Bro, gold medal without even trying.
Typical, typical blue water aura right there.
Onto the next one.
That was a little, that was a little fun adventure.
Wow, easy, easy peasy.
Oh, too many weapons was good.
I just want to play that real quick.
We'll do this before I forget though.
My avatar.
Let's get Ailing off my back.
Maybe a different chain too.
39 robux?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 39 robux.
I thought I had more than that.
Bro, I thought I had like way more than that.
That's weird.
Man, this cost 50?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's just unnecessary.
What's this?
Damn, that looks pretty cool though.
That looks pretty cool, bro.
Mutant zombie.
I don't know about that.
Purple double.
That just looks crazy.
That just looks like I'm glitching out,
like I'm infected, but I'm like a PC level.
You know what I mean?
What's this?
No, it's cheesy yo the dragon, bro
Bro, I need it 140 robux, bro. Why?
Yo, but this is so cool. Oh my god, and it matches
Nah, but it actually matches, bro
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Adjust clothing order, oh you could do that.
But I kind of like this order. It looks good. It looks good
Do we buy the aura we didn't buy the aura yet, huh? I
Feel like it's just too much. It's a lot. There's a lot going on here
It's good if I'm just standing still looking pretty, but I don't think it's gonna be
Conducive especially when I'm running around. It's just like so much happening. I
Don't know I'm torn. I like it and at the same time I'm like
what else what else do we got here purple thunder aura oh this is kind of
cool it'll replace my wings though right not bad though actually kind of like it
interferes with the dragon slightly so we need to see if there's anything else
Bro, it's gonna have a friend!
Ayo, the dragon with the...
Is that the female alien?
That looks like the female alien, bro.
Damn!
Both shoulders covered.
Sheee!
I don't know, man.
Aliens freaky, bro.
This one's got the teeth and everything.
It's even showing the gums, too.
That's crazy.
That's kind of cool, but that's kind of crazy at the same time.
I like the hair.
It just doesn't make sense with the face or the chain.
I do like the hair though.
65, huh?
Damn, okay, I don't wanna get crazy.
I know I just splurged on some Robux right here.
We got the dragon, dragon is covered.
I did wanna get a different chain, like accessory.
Let's look at the accessories for the neck.
Sigma, there's a sigma chain, dang.
Nah.
Freaky.
Oh my Lord Jesus.
Mups. Nah, not Freak Bob.
Nah, they got Freak Bob on the chain. That's crazy.
Ayo, 65 Robux for a Skibbity Chain is insane.
That's insane.
Blue Neck Flames.
What's up we got?
That looks a little goofy.
What else? What else do we got here?
Oh, that's to make like a sweater look...
Meh...
Meh...
What else do we got? What else do we got?
Oh, they got Deadpool Wolverine.
That's kind of cool.
What else do we got, though?
Oriental Rainbow?
Oh, it's like another little...
another little dragon, but...
That's a lot, man.
It is kind of cute because it kind of looks like the baby of this one.
Looks like there's a little baby dragon. That's actually really cute. 50 robux?
What else do we got? What else do we got? What else do we got? How much time are we working with? Okay
I'm not in love with any of these man. I feel like we tired out the Rizz chain. I
I could finally call it a day with the wrist chain. I'm trying to but I'm not seeing a good replacement
Pro damn
It's a accurate description. Oh, this is kind of cute, but also like mmm the dimensions on it is kind of weird
What else do we get what else do we get?
not in love with it
I'm not in love with it
bacon
which American made this
Which American made the bacon chain, huh?
Bro, I can't find a decent chain
Easy is kind of cool because it's true
That's cute it's dainty is cute
Shut the hell up target
I'm just kidding by the way
Love you target. I always shop a target
Oh
Now we're getting into like a
More of a mood right here
With a soft piano playing and everything baddie nah, that's crazy
That's crazy. You can't even see it though shame. I
Don't know. I'm at a loss. I'm not really seeing anything like screams
This is it. This is it right here. This is the purchase like I did with the dragon the dragon was it no brainer
It was like oh hell yeah, I
Was in the mood to replace the alien that was on me anyway, and that dragon is like
perfect replacement perfect
That's actually pretty good. Which one was?
Leave Riz as it is. Ah, but it's like
Or I've had it for so long. I'm tired of it
Wait, I actually like that idea.
Nah, I'd win.
Only if we had it in silver.
The gold doesn't really match.
I guess it matches the dragon's eyes.
Wait, I actually really like this one.
This is the only one that's finally tickling me a little bit.
Not bad, not bad.
I like the message.
Nah, I'd win.
What else we got though feel like there's a plethora of
Options here that we could choose from
USA USA
Now what about Canada though, I feel like I got to represent Canada at this point
We're not Canadian brothers and sisters at
I
Bro, what's with all these Sigma chains?
Is that how you spell royalty I did like double-take on that
The night wind chain is actually I
I might just get it for fun. Oh
That looks cool at least
Right. I mean it like makes sense
Right
Luna's over here by the way, don't worry. She's right beside me
Right beside me
That world he was hype, bro
this one's like
Nothing special, but like it looks cool. You know what I mean? It's one of those things where it's like
It's not deep, but it's cool
Which I don't know if that's what I'm going for see Riz had a had a deep message
Oh
I stout chain, but what is that? Oh, I thought that was like a I thought there was like a wolf for a second
That would have been cool if it was a wolf
Riz is kind of good. Don't get me wrong
Iced out Goku
That's kind of weird it should have been like all ice it shouldn't have had the skin color if this was all ice, bro
easy easy decision right there
Etsy
Shut it shut it Etsy
When did I ask? When did I ask?
Nah, we're not listening to that. We're not listening to that.
Etsy, listen. I got nothing against you personally, but when you interrupt solid music, that's just blasphemy.
You can't be doing that. Ooh, little Hawaiian flowers. It doesn't go with this fit, but I like it though. It doesn't go with this fit.
Oh my god, we scrolled through everything?
Man, I thought it would be like endless.
I thought there would be like infinite options.
There's no way you can get through a full scroll.
It would take you at least 24 hours type of thing.
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It's not that bad at all.
I don't know what's happening here, but hold up, hold up, hold up.
Okay, we're getting a little too crazy with it.
This was kinda cool.
So we have the blue, this is basically the white.
I think this looks pretty cool, man.
85 Robux.
85 Robux.
Did we do it?
Let's get it done.
Just 85?
What do you mean, just 85?
That's like a million dollars in real life.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
OK, we're finally done.
What ad do we got now?
What ad do we got now?
Bank of America.
Hail-na.
Hail-na.
Pursuit of happiness.
Mentos.
I haven't had Mentos in years.
I hear they've got some good flavors now.
I wouldn't know though, I wouldn't know.
Alright!
Now that we got our drip,
we gotta show it off in like some game mode, right?
Let's try the Roblox Town Show.
Roblox High School?
Robloxian High School, what is that?
Hey, they got a little husky dog.
Hold on.
Look.
Bro, what is happening here with this ad?
Shhh!
Shhh!
didn't ask
didn't ask buddy
high school story
it's gonna look weird
uh... talent show
five forty one
there's a lot in the karaoke
should try and see if there's anybody uh... singing
let's see let's see
I feel like we might cast some people doing the
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
A little bit of that, you know?
EEEEARGHH YEAGHH
NAH! I don't want to add it to the paper yet.
YET!
Depends.
Hold on. Let me activate my controller.
We're taking so long with the drip that it, like...
fell asleep.
in the minute
Yo, let's go. Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
Why is it taking so long to connect, bro? Yeah, let me move around in the meantime.
See you.
Damn, bro. We trapped it. We trapped it with it. God damn.
They didn't let me keep my... Why didn't they let me keep my
Hey yo, where's my thing at? Where's the rest of my drip at?
They didn't let me keep it that's crazy that's bias right there
Anybody singing do I need to have like a volume up to hear them sing?
Oh my god, yeah, they're singing bro
I
Oh chill Ariana chill my ears
Why are they all spitting like that, bro?
Why are they all spitting like that?
Two out of ten. Two out of ten stars.
Roasting a Christmas song on top of this one.
And they're getting their freak down.
Hey, don't stop singing because I'm around.
How was my Korean?
I did not just hit the whip that's crazy stop that stop that right now
Hey, they playing their own music.
Not bad, not bad.
They gotta get on the Roblox talent show.
They gotta get on it.
I think they could easily be contenders.
Okay, where's the talent show at? Let's go.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
I've seen this movie already stop at Disney okay let's see if anybody has a V.C.
2,874? Bro, that's nearly 20 people ahead of me. That's 19 people. That's way too much.
Way too much, bro.
Damn, who got it? Who got that? Who got that?
No, these judges, this kid taking too long, un-original, Ayo, sent them to the slaughterhouse
is wild.
That's wild.
What else do we got?
Come on now.
Hi, what's your talent?
Brr, Homie didn't even start.
Oh, shoot!
Homie didn't even get a chance.
Nah, not the drum, not the chicken drumstick.
Bro, no more piano.
Oh, shit.
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Oh, this one got it let's let's hear it
Not bad
I'll be a anniversary, cuz I, yeah, like this is a bad time. Thank you.
Not bad, not bad.
You're hot in your coat, yes, and you'll know.
Dude, I ain't ready for this. I ain't ready for it, bro.
Cuz you're high and you're poor, baby
That's when you all know you're in and around
You're up and down down
That's all I remember, sorry
Hey, don't put me up there out of nowhere, bro
Don't put me up there out of nowhere
Hell no
Damn
The samples that they give is crazy. Skip song bro. Skip song. Hell yeah, skip that song, bro.
That's like, that's way too much.
That's way too much.
They doing way too much with that one.
Who got it? Who got it? Somebody wanted that one. Damn.
go let it go you can't hold it back any more
which a white ass
oh hell nah bro you jumped on that song and that's what you come out with
Hell no.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah, that was good.
Adele!
Damn, she grabbed it, she grabbed it.
There's some for the hood instead. Thanks.
Listen, they're all better than me, so...
I'm being a hater.
Yoshi! Let's go Yoshi!
Why am I the only one that cheered bro, that's crazy
That's crazy man that deserved at least three cheers at least I shouldn't have been the only one, bro
Uh-huh, bruh, bruh
Next!
Let's go Yoji!
Let's go Yoji!
the things you do before they say move for me move for me move for you do it all
again yeah that's good hell yeah hell yeah who won yo she let's go that's what
I'm talking about bro. That's what I'm talking about bro clearly the best
Clearly bro, what's up that bro without that auto tune for the last one. Love it
Had that had that sneaky ace in his sleeve
Pulled out that wild card
Let's go, bro
Okay, bro, okay, I gotta do that too man
Wait, let me hear let me hear
Let me hear it. Let me hear it.
Damn, bro.
Shut it. I want to actually know.
I got a number.
I got a number.
But yours is cool.
I like it. I like it.
Yeah.
you do one more
I'm so lonely so I open the window to hear songs of people
I give the effort bro
I'll give him the effort man
Thumbs up for effort let's go
Too much shit, I don't know how to- yeah, whatever.
I feel like I should try one of the songs, but-
Dance the night away, leave your light and stay on the floor
Damn, I don't know that one.
It's tough because these songs are like-
Dance the night away, leave your love and stay on the floor
Ooh, Yoshi
Bodoom
Dance the night away, grab some drink a little more
Okay, there we go, there we go. That's not bad.
That's not bad, that's not bad.
Um, Brazil, Morocco, LA, to New York, straight to a piece of heaven, you crazy, you crazy,
you crazy.
We are never getting back together.
Who's grabbing it?
Who's grabbing it?
Last one.
Last one and then we're bouncing.
Who's grabbing it?
We are never, ever, ever getting back together, you go talk to your friends, talk with them,
I don't I don't really know to a swift. Hey, you doing pretty good. That's not bad at all
That was way better. Hey, that's yeah
Round of applause on that one
All right, Gigi, you know what I am actually gonna favor this one. That's not that bad do wet sing it
Let's go. I want to do another battle
Literally right into the big boss that I've been struggling with for the last
It feels like years. If I'm being perfectly honest with you guys, it feels like years!
My goodness, man. Why is this guy so tough? Why does he need to be so tough?
But I think I might have figured something out.
Let's see. Let's put it in the box.
Let's see if they grow. I can actually withstand my genius.
Okay.
Okay, sell that now.
We don't have to start things off like that, buddy.
Settle down.
God damn.
If I pause you, are you going to be able to hit you a few times?
There we go.
Baby smash, baby smash!
Let's go.
It didn't work, it didn't work.
He somehow missed it.
That's so crazy.
Oh, that's so stupid, bro.
It's okay, I forget him.
Not the poison!
Goddamn.
Goddamn, there's so much poison.
Alright.
Not the start that I wanted, but it is the first.
Ow.
There's no freaking way.
There's no way.
There's no way.
There's no way it's gonna happen.
What's up, sunny Sammy?
Oh, man.
But we'll get there.
Because Crabb's legs over here needs to be taught a lesson.
A lesson of a lifetime, if I'm being perfectly honest.
We need to ensure that we are protecting our oceans by eliminating its biggest predator
over here.
Mr. Krabs 2.0.
And then by all means, we'll probably see a plankton 2.0 very, very soon, if I'm not
mistaken.
Let's see if I can do this right take two. Let's go
There we go, I just wanted I just wanted one time for it to work
Nice! Nice! Okay, full health. That's not bad at all. Okay, let me cook. Give me a second here.
And we dodge that? That's wild. That's awesome. Now we should be able to land this. Let's go!
Wait, this is actually working out! Oh, come on. That should have landed, bro. That should have landed. What the heck?
Oh my god, that's a grab!
Bro, it's too much damage when he does that to me.
Oh, that's such nonsense.
He knows I hit him, but that's such nonsense, bro.
Is he gonna do the thing where he, uh...
Oh, shoot, I forgot.
He's not gonna go into the scoop before me.
Oh, there we go.
Oh big hit now he's gonna go to the form right I've been waiting
Let's get it let's get it let's get it the boss is very intense
But we have a baby
Let's get this! I'm tired of seeing Unkswallow like that.
I have to drink.
Here we go.
Why did that not land? Why did that not land?
Oh my god, if I could actually flip top.
I spoke too soon!
It was gonna happen.
I spoke way too soon.
God, that second part is so tough.
I'm not entirely sure what we need to do when we get down to the brass tacks of his
Dandelion legs smack me around silly
It's a struggle and a half I'll tell you that oh
He's so annoying
But eventually we will beat him
You know how I know
Because we are getting close every single time within every single attempt besides the first one that I did
It has been pretty pretty easy. So we're figuring something out
And that's all that we can rely on
Something
So sus
There we go, there we go, all part of the strategy.
Oh, that shouldn't have landed, bro.
Why isn't he deflecting?
Bro, you can't be serious. You can't be serious.
He should have been deflecting all those.
That's me so man.
That's me too.
Whoa, whoa, what is that new attack?
It's okay, it's okay, we still got him on the rough side.
Oh, he's gonna do that big booty smash on me.
I know we gotta dodge this, right?
There we go, there we go, there we go.
Why not?
Why not?
There's no stamina for dodging.
That's crazy.
Oh, why does he grab me?
Why does he grab me?
So annoying.
Somebody attacks this great dude!
I'm over it.
I'm over it. We gotta go, we gotta go again.
I'm over it.
Right.
You're so close to beating him, I can feel it, yeah.
I'm right there.
I'm literally right there.
It's just...
It's just...
It takes patience.
The most patience you've ever experienced as a human being in your life.
This is the test.
This is the patience test.
you just got to lock in be focused don't have any distractions like having
quintessential quintuplets on in the background eyes right here come on eyes
right here this is how we get things done okay
He started off with a decoy, he's only trying to spot it, you lay as much damage down as you can, and then for chance, a baby smash right.
Oh, that's just true bro.
It doesn't really matter, at least when I can't land that.
I can't keep when I can't land that.
I was actually worried that that wasn't going to land.
Okay, not bad, not bad, not bad.
Oh yeah, it could be a lot better though.
The sword is going to be dropping down on me, right?
Two?
I hate that so much!
He didn't even move!
It's so stupid!
Good. I'm glad I dodged it.
I'm trying to do new moves to see if it works, but it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not,
You gotta go again.
It's not working.
It's not working!
Why isn't it working?
Why isn't it working?
When it doesn't work?
Oh my goodness.
We just gotta take it back
and start from the beginning, okay?
Man.
Maybe.
It does make sense to
It does not make sense to switch up the starting strategy. I
Would say 85% of the time it works. It's the second stage that I'm still thinking about. It's on my mind
That's the true tested will if you will
No pun intended. Let's go
I'm a train for this one
This first partial
Sometimes he whoops out new moves
There we go.
Oh, I got the deflection off. Let's go.
Okay, not bad, not bad.
Good start, good start.
Can you avoid the sword?
Big one.
Let's go!
That was excellent.
Now I'm gonna do this, right?
You can dodge this, you can dodge this.
What do I want to risk it?
Not really.
Oh, we got a little cheater.
Oh, we got a little cheater.
I didn't know. I didn't know what time it would be on that one.
Can I land this? Let's go! I didn't know I was going to land that.
That was massive!
Oh heck yeah!
Transforming!
This is the best position we've ever been in!
I'm just saying, this is literally the best position I've ever been in.
Okay, we got the-
Ha ha ha! We snatched his booty right before we could watch Bro Swallow.
That's what I'm talking about.
Okay
Oh, I hate that
I want to throw my controller
Those are my feelings. I want to throw the controller at the monitor because
At what point was I supposed to get up
Because I couldn't get up that whole time by the way couldn't get up the whole time at what point was I supposed to get
Up and heal if I'm not given a chance on developers. I would love to know I
Would love to know your thought process on let me make this extra difficult
for homeboy
For everyone not just me, but for everyone
It's insane.
We got so close.
But I think I know a game plan at least.
I have a game plan.
We'll try to execute it.
I hate our Nuckas.
It's the longest I've spent on a boss, I think.
Beyond the Tider Boss in my first try, I would say he's a...
Oh, I couldn't believe that.
I mean, that's too much, you know, that's too much, you know, you might as well kill me.
You might as well kill me, bro.
Maybe not, maybe not. Let me see what happens here.
That's okay, that's okay. I think I want to reset.
I think I want to reset.
We're not quite there yet. Nice breaker.
We will be soon though.
We will be soon.
It just takes, takes so much time. It takes so much time. I do feel getting closer.
It's, it's a lot closer than it was before.
You see, last time I couldn't even get to the second part. I was struggling on this first half.
I want to say for like six hours. And now, now we are at the true pinnacle point
Of nearly beating uncle over here
We are at that point of where uncle is going downtown
We just need a little more time
And I'll be able to
Locked in bro. Well, thank God I didn't stream smash right there
Do it!
Why doesn't he...
Why doesn't he listen to me?
I'm clicking both at the same time.
I'm clicking both at the same time.
No you don't!
So pretty, bro. So pretty.
Always got to remember that for a moment.
Let's go.
That's big.
Oh, shit.
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
I feel like I could be doing better, but it's okay.
Ah, that did not hit me.
Come on.
Let's be honest with ourselves.
That did not hit me.
And that didn't land!
That was so ridiculous.
I'll forgive him if uh excuse me excuse me with a freaking okay at least that
landed right
Excuse me?
On everybody's mom, but mine?
I did Cloudstep.
I promise you, I did Cloudstep.
Jesus Christ.
This is not working out.
The timing is not working out.
Jesus Christ.
It's not working out.
The timing is not working out enough.
Shake it off!
As the light and gray Taylor Swift would say, shake it off.
And we lock in for the 50 a time to see if this is even possible.
Is this even possible?
Can he be defeated?
How is this not the final boss by the way?
He's so challenging it's disgustingly annoying.
Unless I downgrade my armor back to the healing thing it's like, do I really need to do that?
Is that the only armor you use for the rest of the game?
Let's see what happens.
With another Elite Exclusion for getting play.
Look at that.
There's no way Bro can handle it.
Why doesn't it?
There we go.
There we go.
Try to do that.
Okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.
It's tough, man.
He's tough
That baby attack now I'm gonna do this
I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm just smashing a bunch of them.
So rude.
You can't just grab a monkey and like that man.
And you can't be doing that to me either.
of it I did not consent to any of it let's go
I don't know if this is gonna be enough
There it is, there it is!
Oh, I hate when he does that.
He gets free damage on me for no reason.
Utterly hate it.
I was getting worried when he does that second turn on me.
Okay, he comes out fast and strong in the beginning, right?
Come on, I dodged it! Come on!
How did that not land?
Oh my gosh.
Bro, how is none of these landing?
I can't.
I can't!
Oh, thank goodness I dodged that.
No way, no absolute way.
And now this is the part where I can't, like, I can't dodge!
All these are streaming.
This game has a way of, like, uh, making me utterly annoyed at the fact that he has abilities
that is like some that are just they feel like they're un-dodgeable un-dodgeable skills
that just make it impossible I feel like it makes it impossible but clearly there's a
way just a very hard way that we need to figure out all right let's see let's see
Same game plan, but like maybe we add a little bit of twang to it
Doesn't hurt to add a little bit of twang
I want to quit the game, I want to quit the game.
How did that happen?
Why?
Also, also, why didn't the famous Maxime Directive, pure curiosity, like why?
What occurred in the game's programming for me to be smashing in the opposite direction
the uncle here I would love to know the answers please provide me some answers
hey I'm going hands-free you got me you got me
he's so obnoxiously annoying
What does it take to overcome such such an annoying feat?
What is it going to take?
Okay.
Okay.
The gameplay should be easy.
We continue the early game, game plan, games, game plan, and then we get other than lucky
for the second half.
I like that one.
Let's take that one.
Why did that one?
I think that is angled so weird.
There we go.
There we go.
I feel like he's just making angled so weird.
Okay, at least we're landing some big attacks.
Landing some big attacks.
I like it, I like it.
Man, homeboys, frustrated.
I'm gonna go on the ground, right?
Can we do this?
Noice.
Noice.
Oh my god, we're doing it!
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it.
We got to the second half.
Oh my lanto and we're about to have baby smash as long as I can land everything perfectly
We are about
Okay, come on we're so close
I can't dodge that one. It's so odd. It's so weird.
I can't I can't do anything when I can't heal I can't do anything when I can't heal
Jesus, the one route that I take is not going good against this guy.
Maybe I should use a different stance.
The problem is it's not going to do that much damage.
I've already invested in this stance.
I've already invested too much in this stance.
We need to see it through.
Oh, I can't believe it.
We were literally so close.
You're literally so close to me.
Oh, all right.
I'm analyzing.
Okay, I have a plan.
I have a plan.
Let's get to the second half.
I do have a plan.
That's just so rude. That's just so rude.
I can't. He's swimming his booty around.
Okay.
Not bad. Not bad, monkey.
Let's go.
Let's go! This is the second half. You guys ready to see my plan?
It's gonna be tough. It's gonna be tough.
We have decent health.
I don't know though.
I can't believe that.
There's one time that he hits me with it bro.
The one time that he hits me with it.
Why can't it dodge that one either?
There it is, there it is.
There we go.
here we go
not happy with this not happy
oh
of
the
the fricking way
I NEED YOU!
Oh my god...
Oh my god!
He's insane!
I can't believe I did it.
Holy smokes. I can't believe I finally did it. Jesus Christ. He's so annoying.
It's funny how it just randomly happens too.
Just like a random occurrence, I never was expecting to win.
But it worked.
My plan worked!
It was saving up enough chi for two baby smashes.
Two!
Thank God.
Having basically a full one at the beginning of that second stage, and then another one
that came in mad clutch.
And thank God it landed too.
Because there's been plenty of times where the headlands actually land, so Jesus Christ.
You did it the hard way and you did it exactly. Exactly.
Oh my god, man. Oh my god. You haven't changed. You took like so much patience.
Why are you just walking away?
Oh, because of your shoulder?
That way.
That way.
Let's walk away.
Oh my God.
Yeah, that's a big hype.
Big hype.
We had to go somewhere.
We had to go somewhere.
We had to go somewhere.
We had to go somewhere.
We had to go somewhere.
We had to go somewhere.
We had to go somewhere.
We had to go Super Saiyan mode on that one.
The monkey himself had to go Super Saiyan mode.
Jesus Christ. I just can't, I'm still like, in shock. I'm shell shocked from...
The fact that I actually beat him.
Or hurt.
You have a needle that knocks him out of the second face, really?
Yeah, we did it the hard way, man.
Chop that tree up like crazy.
Chopped up homie like a tree, and eventually, we yelled, Timber.
Okay, get it.
Okay, Disney!
Please don't make it get dark down.
I'm enjoying the calmness.
But I feel like it's about to get freaky.
It's gonna get a little freaky.
There you go.
Oh, this is so cute.
Oh.
Oh, now we're getting a little, uh, steamy.
I'm scanning a lot of steamy in here.
Jesus.
Love to scan them on engine plus three.
Is that even me?
Help the brother out.
Ah, when the beast falls in love with a new girl.
But we all know he's not real old, Ayo, whoa!
Okay, they're revealing them true selves.
I wasn't prepared for this kind of love.
For a second there, I thought you'd be fighting.
I just realized too, getting the first look at Bormad.
I did not picture his personality with that, like, build, I'm going to put it that way.
I wasn't expecting that.
That's a pretty good song.
I like it a lot.
Of course, it's even better when there's a helicopter, helicopter.
God, I'm so like getting in there, man.
You wild.
You foul for that.
Chapter 4 complete!
I don't know how many chakras there are!
man that's some freaky type of love that's like that's like diddy party type
love right there we got one oh my god we only need one more we're almost we're
almost at the end say it ain't so I've been enjoying this game so much I don't
wanted to be over. Not like this. Level 78. Alright, the golden- oooh look at all these
stuff. I don't know what any of it means right now. Mythical! I've never seen
Mythical before. I don't even know we can get Mythical. Heck yeah. Hopefully it'll
make the the last part of this game super easy. Okay that kind of makes sense
that that was like the second to last big turning point because I feel like it
would have been really interesting if we were still like halfway in.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
All right.
Next chapter it is.
We're gonna get a little storyline on the ceiling.
A little Moto Moto.
Perhaps.
Little Moto Moto.
Oh my gosh. That was a lot of fun. I seriously can't believe I made it.
Oh my god he's back!
Why he look cute?
I don't know me personally?
I find that build really cute.
So where are we at chapter 5?
So where are we at chapter 5?
I don't just complete chapter 4.
Oh shit, yeah.
Don't let them do that to you.
Right in the butt.
Hey monkey coming in hot!
Yeah, you leave him alone.
You leave him alone.
You leave him alone.
Stay down.
All of you.
Stay down.
You don't want none of this.
I'm coming fresh hot.
Fresh boiling hot.
Of the biggest win of my life.
I'm just saying.
Now, before you do
any of this.
Before you do any of this.
Was amazing.
amazing feeling. By the way, if you guys don't hear any sounds or anything wrong, please
let me know because I've made new adjustments, new settings, and I'll make sure everything
is good. Also, these guys hate this. Oh, hold up. I didn't know they hit this strong,
brother. I did not know they hit this strong. Y'all got to chill for a second. I'm over
coming out of an aww win from a boss. I didn't know I was about to get into like this crazy attack driven mob.
Is there another one? Oh there's more, there's more. At least we got the warm inside.
That's just rude, that's my own attack by the way. That's just rude bro.
I should have just done the monkeys.
I'm hitting him with a 3 for 3 focus tap.
Same, same.
I'm hitting him with 2.
I think 2 shouldn't be enough.
It's also just faster.
Waiting for the 3 and then the duration it takes for the boss kind of instead of...
I get the most unorthalistic base group in the world.
Anybody else with the most unorthalistic base group?
What is up with base group? You think I care?
God. Marks up the dinks.
It's like stuff that doesn't pertain to me, too.
Like, why am I getting notifications of stuff that doesn't...
Nothing to do with me.
It's like a classic snapchat of them just sending you a Thanksgiving video.
You think I care about your Thanksgiving video?
I don't.
News flash?
I don't.
I honestly forgot these words.
Yeah, I don't really use it apart from, apart from, it's basically a placeholder profile
while I discover new tennis friends.
It's very hard to get tennis bros in the tennis community.
Facebook has been the almighty answer.
I'm so sorry.
I had no idea what just happened in that cussing.
But I am glad to see that me and the boar are friends again.
I'm excited to see that because there was a little tuffle between us.
If you guys didn't see the last chapter, there was a little tuffle.
Uh-oh.
Should I do this, by the way? Just in case he's, like, tough.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know how tough he is.
He's kinda tough.
Tough enough, you know what I mean?
Damn!
Maybe not. Nice! I love how they took out the dude that was about to sabotage our fight.
The dude that was gonna be a little cheater.
I'm gonna go hit this guy.
I wanna get that mushroom butt.
What is it?
That's not the snake head mushroom, is it?
Purple Linky!
I do love being a delicious...
scrumptious.
No, that's just rude.
That is...
not nice.
I was in the middle of discussing how much I love a good purple Linky.
Do I know what it is?
Don't need to.
Some form of mushroom is what I'm assuming.
Absorb it!
Can I be your tennis bro? Absolutely. There's not enough.
Unfortunately, there's not enough.
There needs to be more tennis bros.
Oh my god, I almost didn't offer my- what did they call it?
What is it?
Incense?
I almost didn't offer it.
Whatever it's called, I almost didn't offer it.
We could craft new weapons!
Okay, new chapter.
Okay, I see you.
What can we craft that's new?
Nothing.
But, what the heck is this?
Pff, pff.
Max Mimana?
Eyo, Max Mimana?
Don't tempt me!
Don't tempt me now.
It took him so long because he did it the hard way,
apparently.
It's true.
It's true.
It's not an excuse, it's the facts.
I thought I built this one already.
Oh, it's the one that's quick.
Okay, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
This one's probably like something I can just upgrade, right?
We can upgrade to a legendary, that's crazy.
It's a 10 attack difference.
We will get 10% on our critical chance
versus 12%, question mark.
Hmm.
What does this do?
Massively enhances the recovery.
but is that worth taking away 2% critical hit? I don't know man.
Inflicts the enemy with poison bane? This one sounds better than this one.
If I'm being honest, we get a little less attack which, hmm, I don't know.
We need one more golden tree core anyways to even consider these things but
I thought it would be nice to window shop in the meantime. Oh my goodness. I love it
Okay, Diva
What does this offer me?
defense
Massively reduces the continuous damage received from poison state
So I'm assuming this this chapter has a lot of poison if they're offering me this
There's a lot of poison in this chapter, huh?
Massively reduces the continuous. Significantly increases attack while suffering from poison state.
Ooh, I like that. I like that.
For a short duration after defeating an enemy, moderately increases attack.
I might not need- I don't think I'll have use for that, but I like the other stuff.
It's- it's a considerable amount of the defense difference.
Mmm. What do I have equipped right now?
Upon critical hits and defeats grants a small amount of chi and that has gotten
me through some tough times okay like the goddamn crab boss all right
interesting very interesting let's see how I do without any of that stuff because
I don't know if I'll need it the hat is beautiful so give me a second a
back at it. The hat is unmistakably glorious. D.va stricken. But it's just plus seven defense.
Yeah, I can't justify it. As much as I would love mama to be a diva, I just cannot justify it right
right now. Maybe in the future. Uh-oh. Do we want no attack? They're fighting each other.
Hold on. They're fighting each other, bro. Not yet, anyway. Should I... I mean, let's
just do this. We're interrupting it, we're interrupting it. Let's go after the big boy.
Alright, he seems tougher.
I'm gonna pin him with a three-piece combo.
Oh yeah, he's tough.
No way.
The fireballs!
I'm not even targeting anybody, that's the only idea.
Well, we got a spark, let's go.
Oh, don't die.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
What is these hordes?
Hordes of fireballs.
I love how...
Is this gonna work?
Bro, what is these hordes? Hordes of fireballs. I love how is this gonna be like a fire state thing instead of the poison state?
Bro, all of last chapter because of the spiders was all poison state based
Effects and now now we're in now we're into the fire. They're offering me no armor. Did I open this?
And interesting
Maybe I just want to like spoo-bye these people.
But then I miss out on so much EXP!
We can't be missing out on EXP!
Hey, just because I killed him for you does not mean I'm finished.
Uh oh, it wasn't me.
Is that your lead?
no way he dies without giving me my credit I so deserve
this is the one that took me a last pretty sure oh he's the boss that's why
I didn't know I didn't know
Yes
I couldn't get to three that's so dumb
I don't know what I did.
I don't know why that happened.
Pick a boost!
Ah, sucky.
Ow.
Oh, shoot, I thought I dodged that.
Drink up, drink up, drink up.
I knew it, I knew it, I mistimed that.
I'm close to baby smash again.
Ow. Okay, okay. Nothing's...
Oh my god, I'm just trying to heal! Chill!
Yeah, exactly. Get hit by that fireball.
You go away.
Have that not hit him.
Why am I not hit- Why am I not targeting?
What is this?
What just happened?
You see, like, it's part of a cinematic.
Nothing's targeted.
This is...
I can't hit him! Okay, we'll open up a chest. At the very least, do something useful. We'll
waste everything on this guy. I'll take that, thank you very much. It's the
Golden Tree Core, so we can finally upgrade our staff.
I'll be getting him. Doesn't seem to be doing his job.
I kind of want to go back.
Open it up, open it up.
That's so weird that we don't actually defeat him.
My bad. I see Evelyn tagging me. My bad, my bad.
What is being said?
Kill me in on all the gossip.
Don't lead out any juicy details.
I don't know if I need this one to score, what the heck?
Let's do this.
Bruh, what is that?
Okay, I thought I didn't do any damage at first like mama you are insane
That is
What is that damage
You are blocking my exit.
Any Cyber Monday odds, Bruce Froomey's lucky Laguna?
Bro, we need to get a Fire Potion stat.
A Fire-resistant Potion speed up my arsenal right now.
the second. She's been trying to tell you that the game is louder than you. Really?
That's like the first time ever. Maybe I'm just further away from my mic. I think
that's what it is. I'm just way further away from the mic. But I appreciate you
telling me that. Here, let's make that adjustment. Feel like a 10-decibel
difference. Let me know. Let me know. It's the first time that I died, okay? That's the
only reason why I wasn't able to see it earlier. Alright, we got sparks we could use. We have
um, I'm honestly thinking of going back to the other board. We don't need to cheat that
much the the one that provides me mana on every delicious sip is the thing that
helps me out the most so let's do that because I'm gonna need more mana delicious
and then we could also craft we could craft a weapon we could but do I want
to we'd be losing out on maximum mana which I don't know how I feel about that
Continuously gains focus for a brief moment after seeing through an enemy, don't know what that is, don't know what that is.
But we have options!
We have options. Each focus point costs slightly recovers health.
That's pretty good, man.
Upon a successful hit with a charged heavy attack, each focus point costs slightly recovers health. If the enemy is in a poison state,
massively
enhances the recovery.
But they need to be in a poison state, which I don't currently do in a poison state.
So if anything, do we need the extra five attack?
Like would it matter?
Do you think five attack would matter?
I feel like it don't.
I don't think it will make that much of a difference.
Then I'll gain critical hit chance, but it's only 2% and I'll gain 5 attack.
And the last thing I remember, it costs 2 sparks to, oh my god, I never even used my
relic, bruh, refreshing taste, what do we got here?
After consuming medicine, increase the critical hit chance.
On the next attack!
Wait, medicine though? I don't drink a lot of medicine. In mobilized effects all enemies around the target. Oh
That's big. I think mmm. I mainly use it against bosses
So I don't know against mobs. I guess would be good
Each equipped soak slightly increases the health recovery
Each equipped soak slightly increases the health recovery of the drink. That sounds like the big one to me. Oh
Ooh, so that means the three-selfage gourd might actually be good, but you know what?
I love it.
I want to have that option in the future, that's why.
Heck yeah.
Oh, mama.
That's what I'm talking about.
Let's go.
And then our abilities.
Abilities.
Cause it's like two attack, slightly increases attack, which is two.
And I guess it's difficult to gain attack than it is to gain critical hit, right?
I can only build one.
I don't want to make a mistake.
I would love to be able to like test drive both of them.
I feel like the math doesn't math on the other one.
First of all, we need to brew up some medicine.
The fire resistance, man.
We need a lot of it.
The burn state, let's go.
Yeah, give me like four of these.
I've got to equip it.
And then I say we craft it.
I mean, why not?
Or do I just save it for a different staff?
I think this is the last chapter, so...
Eyy.
It's the last chapter.
Let me keep everything as is.
The tree core is hard to come by.
I don't want to make any mistakes.
Let's equip the uh, the fire, fire thing.
The burn state.
Um, equip.
What do I want to replace?
I guess this one?
Replace it.
Heck yeah.
Okay!
I don't know how this is going to go, but oh, you are for sure going to need some?
Yeah.
I feel like I could do all this without changing up my weapon.
For now, anyway.
For now.
Damn.
Wait, there's another chest I could open?
No way.
They gave me another one?
That's so funny.
I thought it was like some hack.
Alright, how do we get by?
Big Bahama mum over here.
Gatekeeping my frickin' pathway.
Oh, what the heck?
We could talk to him.
We weren't able to talk to him before.
What the heck?
Who the?
Hey-oh.
What the heck?
Who the-
A.R.
Bruh, I'm trying to have a conversation.
C'mon.
So rude.
Damn, I did not expect that to take about.
Alright, what do you gotta say?
How's the volume now, by the way, Ablo?
My audio tech.
Ah, you can leave it up to me.
destroy this. I don't even know what that thing is. Oh shoot! Oh shoot! God I love how
That's like no damage. Jesus.
You do that. The immobilized works. That's good. Keep attacking them.
A big one. That's good. What about my monkeys?
Excellent.
Hit him up, monkeys.
Hit him up.
Oh, that's so dirty.
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Oh, man, let's do that again.
This is exactly why we have the mana.
Ooh, I'm getting way more health for, uh, uh-oh.
Run!
I tried to dodge it.
Oh, I did!
I
Wasn't no no no drink drink drink drink
Okay, I drink like way too much
Oh, I try to hit him with that big one bro
No monkey, there's why why why is everything wrong now? I'm so close walk in walk in
I'm gonna flash.
Okay.
A big one, let's go.
you
you
you
you
you
This is strange... oh, there's a pathway over here.
What's Bro doing upside down?
He can fly!
Oh, I got you!
oh he's kind of tough you survive a two-fold this point hit you got it you're
built a little different you're surviving that oh my god mama there's a
there's a board on your head let me help you with that
he's gonna blow up
I had to hit him with the big one.
You know what?
He's kind of tough.
I'm bringing out backup.
That's how we do it.
That's how we do it.
For the next one, monkeys.
Ha ha ha.
Okay.
Now we meditate.
Now we focus on ourselves.
We breathe in, we breathe out, we breathe in, we breathe out, it's the good stuff, the
good stuff.
Alright, back to work monkey, back to work.
I will and appreciate that spark though that's a good one we need one more and
we're gonna keep raising our attack level the strategy has been working out so
why not we do not ruin a good thing
wasted the immobilize just because don't want to be dealing with loss of health
For absolutely no reason. Interesting.
But maybe the Buddha would provide something.
Oh my. It's another one.
Let's hit him with the three bucks point.
Okay, you know what?
We're doing that.
Oh my goodness.
Don't track me.
Oh god.
Running up on me like that is insane.
I was really in radius, huh?
This goal in turtle better make my day.
Oh! We got a drinks and soaks. Okay.
I think we should use that.
It's probably something to do with fire, right?
Oh, what's going on over here?
Looks like they're sacrificing somebody.
Aw, man, it's so annoying.
Um... I guess we do this.
Shoot off the monkeys.
Damn.
Damn.
They did all the work for me.
Blowing themselves up like that, that's crazy.
The purple link.
The purple linky.
Okay, okay, okay.
Should we take a look at the drinks and soaks?
Just in case.
Let's see what it provides.
Oh, but I can only do that when I offer something.
I feel like I'm all the way back there right now.
I'm gonna take a mental note and we'll check it out later hey there's a oh no
okay
die
die
That's too close, that's too close.
Oh my god, we're burnt up too.
Hold up, hold up.
First of all, they're taking one of those.
Oh, this guy's, oh, this guy's so annoying.
This guy's so annoying.
Good!
And one more drink.
Oh, he just needs one hit.
He just needs one hit, bro. Come on.
anything. Mama, please. It doesn't need to be that deep. I was gonna beat you regardless.
He didn't need to be doing all that. Get all this free willpower and then does this not
do anything? It might. It might. Let's offer the incense. Let's see what the new soak is
And then we make our choices.
We make our decisions.
Let's rest up first.
Always get nervous.
If I don't rest up, you never know what's going to happen.
OK, what does this new one do?
Using the gore to moderately extend the duration of
duplicates for the next pluck of many for a short duration.
For a short duration.
Huh?
Extends the duration of duplicates.
moderately extends the duration of duplicates for a short duration?
What does that even mean?
That's contradicting. Using the gourd moderately extends the duration of duplicates for the next
pluck of monkey for a short duration.
So like once I use the gourd, I have a short amount of time to use pluck of monkey.
Okay. Interesting. That over the Damage Reduction? I don't think moderately increases Damage Reduction for a short period of time.
Yeah, nah, I like where I'm at right now. That's tempting. But I like where I am right now. Let's keep things as is.
So far, though. Hello? Lag? Hello? What is this? What is this?
Bruh. What the heck is this?
excuse me this isn't my PC this is Nvidia servers yeah I'm calling you out
Nvidia you making me look bad what the heck is this bro should I restart the
application or should I just try to run it on steam directly off of steam because
Bro, what is this?
It ain't my internet, I know that!
Bro, that is... Nah, we can't.
Something's weird, something's squiffy.
What the heck is this, bro?
Hey, I get it out of here.
Get it off my screen, no thank you.
That's horrible.
I don't know if I have it downloaded on, um...
Let me see.
That's so funny.
Nvidia has never let me down, but that was the one time, bro.
That was the one time where it actually mattered.
Do I have an installed? I mean I haven't installed.
I haven't done this before, but let me try and run it directly off of Steam.
And let's see what happens.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Why does it want me to log in?
We're no longer on Nvidia, don't worry.
I remember the first time you watched the game, yeah, we were like, next frame, please.
Next frame, please.
But I doubt that's going to happen now.
I doubt it.
How come OBS isn't showing?
Hold on.
Do I have to close this?
Is it like battling for first place?
Oh God. Wait, what the heck? Why isn't it showing? Shader compilation in progress. Let's see if
I can get the cinematic quality. Because I feel like if I can't get cinematic quality
with this brand new updated game driver, something is wrong. It's all a scam. Let's put it that
It's literally all a scam. There's not a single compatible graphic card out there
That'll be able to handle such a such a game
But let's see I'm more curious as to why it's not even showing for you guys you just see a black screen
Weird bro weird
weird. How come it's not showing the game? Uh, what if I do, oh, what if I do this? Nothing!
Bruh, I'm begging you, please finish the game today. I'm gonna try. It's not like I'm not
I'm not trying to not finish the game for what I'm like searching three eons here for the frickin
Let me go steam
That doesn't show either bro come on what do you mean it's not showing
What is this? What is shipping dot x?
What is this virus bro?
What the heck is this?
Uh, should I click it?
That don't look right.
What is it?
Oh, there it is.
Why do they call it that?
Bro, the, what's contained within like the parameters here is b1-win64-shipping.x like
hello.
Why?
Why do you call it that?
I think it should be fine.
That's good, that's good.
We'll leave it at that.
Shader compilation successful, please wait.
So it's analyzing if we're going to get cinematic quality.
This is the true test, like I said, guys.
If we get cinematic quality here, that means you can
successfully update your graphics card and play games
like this without the need of a console.
That is what I'm testing.
Let's find out.
I have never...
Why is my...
Also, why is it stretched? Hello?
Also, why is my Xbox controller not working? Hello?
Why do you do this to me?
Why do you do this to me?
We need to go to display, right?
We need to go to display, we need to go to aspect ratio, we got to go with the 16.9 and
we got to confirm it.
And then we got to check out the graphics and see what does it recommend us.
Low?
Oh, but that's because I did that, right?
I'm going cinematic, I don't care.
That's like a preset that I had earlier.
Remember guys?
Remember?
I think.
No way it would go low, bro.
That would be insane.
the current exceeding the recommended for all of them?
Don't buy a graphics card.
Simple as that.
Never invest in a graphics card.
Okay, but we can get very high though.
Heck yeah, do it.
We can get very high.
Why not cinematic?
Does it not trust?
I'm going cinematic, I don't care.
I wanna see if I lag, that's why.
We push things to the test over here, okay?
We are we are about to find out if we are getting two frames a second in our journey. Let's go. I
Don't I don't think we will I don't think we're gonna lag I think the game underestimates us
Let's see the blue water crash out I'm gonna crash out if I get like two frames a second here
Because I did not get this upgrade for frickin a slide show
So, pushing your graphics card to the limits.
Well NVIDIA wasn't stepping up to the plate.
You saw what was going on with the NVIDIA server right there, a total let down.
Ooh, that's a lot of tear, isn't it?
Bro, that is so much screen tear.
Oh my lanta.
Hold on.
Will it like readjust?
Is it just like, the beginning?
Okay.
Maybe it was just, it needed to like, load in.
Question mark?
Hey, it's not so bad now.
Right?
Or is it still bad?
Let's see, let's see.
I think, I could, I could always change it to like,
very high.
I don't know what the difference is.
Maybe it's frame generation.
Frame generation technonics.
Because remember, these are all like presets that I had earlier.
Here, apply recommended, let's see what happens, right?
Super resolution, DLSS, and we're at very high.
Okay, apply.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm still seeing a little bit, but not that bad.
Here, maybe I won't lag either anymore.
When I say lag lag, I don't know.
I always sense some type of input lag when I was playing on the NVIDIA server, but that
also could just be a placebo effect in my mind.
Who's this?
Where'd a homeboy come from?
And is he bunnaking?
Yeah, he's pulling Mike Tyson on us, and I didn't even consent.
I didn't even consent to this.
Heck yeah, bro.
Oh my god.
He's down and out.
Damn, whip him in the butt.
Whip him in the butt.
That's crazy.
Performing foul.
All activities on big bro here.
Oh my god, that was so easy.
And we got not a weakness for that too.
And we got a spark for that.
That's insane.
Good job, gang.
Good job.
You may leave now.
That's crazy.
He was like literally no match for me.
What the heck?
What the heck just happened?
When they're not even a match, that's crazy.
My investments in the spark tree route is clearly a success.
Clearly.
Open the door.
After that encounter, I'm not scared of anything.
I completely outperformed.
I'm on my way!
You stay right there.
I'm refilling my jug.
Did I?
Did somebody...
What the heck is that?
Somebody launching things at me?
Oh, we have a little sneaky beaver here.
Oh, shoot!
I forgot that they blow up.
Is there another one?
Should I drink this and then do this?
It's gonna give it back to me, right?
Yeah.
See?
All part of the plan.
Okay.
You stay right there.
That's what you get.
Dude, why is there so many like, an abundance of, uh, I don't trust him.
Don't trust him.
Where's this?
It was a trap!
Hey!
And he comes out swinging hard, okay?
Okay.
Oh, come on, bro.
He's actually doing that.
Big boy, damage me. That's crazy.
You gotta spear it.
You gotta spear it over here.
Let's see how much three-focus points does in terms of damage.
Big boy!
Oh my god, not that much.
Not that much.
Okay.
I'll drive him. Let's go. Oh, Jesus Christ almighty. Excuse me. What is happening here?
Oh. What the? Do I not have the cheating? I thought I had baby smash. Jesus. He thinks
Back up, back up, back up, back up!
Ho ho ho!
Okay!
Get that spirit!
Damn!
They were all feisty with me, weren't they?
Milky Tyson.
Who the heck is Milky Tyson?
What a name.
Hey, keep that breath for yourself.
Ain't nobody want that.
Is that for that?
No.
Oh, there's another one over there.
It's 1200.
That's crazy.
It really boosts me up now.
Hey, why does this feel so much smoother by the way?
It feels so much smoother playing on this than it was on the NVIDIA server.
No hey, I'm just like, I think there was slight input lag.
I don't think it was all made up in my mind.
I think it was legitimately slight input lag going on.
maybe it wasn't their fault maybe uh excuse me how did I miss that
we'll just keep hitting him whoa bro dodge dodge god when there's no stamina
to dodge it makes for a unruly experience what do we got here not a
avoidance. Refined iron sand. And not my personal... not my personal favorite. Oh, you know we're
about to get ambushed right now. We're about to get ambushed right now. What is that? Uh-huh.
Oh, shoot. Oh, it's another one.
Oh!
Can we make it there?
Okay, hold on, hold on. I didn't realize we could do this, right?
Yeah.
Hold on.
Oh, I don't have any mana, though.
I'm not gonna have any mana for this.
What is this?
Please give me back some mana.
it's not it didn't it didn't get me back oh god he didn't hit me right oh we
hit each other at the same time this might work I don't know
We're slapping them silly.
Even the old slap slap.
Okay, we gotta go.
I fear that was very close.
Oh my goodness, I have an idea. Let's see if it works.
I do have an idea.
Is he gonna...
That's what that dog is about.
The big one, the big whopper of an attack.
One more for good measure and goodbye.
We're just going to do that over and over again.
Since homeboy is setting me up for pure success, what can I say?
I think we got to do this one.
Yeah, it wasn't going to be big enough.
Alright, alright.
Drink up just in case.
We have plenty of health. We do not need to compromise on the health.
Oh, I'm ready.
Big boy addition attack.
And then we do another one.
Ayung!
I ran out of stamina!
Do your fire breath?
Oh god, he didn't do it. He did something else.
It's so cuuuuunny.
Oh, I need stamina, bro. I- I- let's just back off. We'll do it again.
It's working at a snail's pace, but it's working.
I'm doing it.
Oh, I thought if I committed, I could still at least lay the damage down.
Alright, take two, take two. It's okay, it's okay.
He's gonna do fire breath right now, right?
Please. Quickly.
I can't hold this forever.
Or maybe I can.
Sheeeeeee!
Boo-yah! Is it gonna blow up or something?
I told you to work. Oh, this is definitely a trap. I come in peace. Hopefully not pieces.
Who that? Is that a fox?
Oh man. Hungry setup to get roasted. Looks like Luna.
I'll look at your kindness at any cost!
Just take up your drive.
Burn that shit!
Any cost you say?
What the heck is that, bro?
I don't have any mana!
Oh, that's crazy.
How do we fight this thing?
And that thing!
Bro, what?
Please, even if I make a mana at least.
Am I gonna get back mana?
Oh god, um, I guess we'll do this.
Um, who do we attack first?
Who am I supposed to attack?
We have like no target.
Let's attack the head.
Bro, zero damage!
Okay, let it be known, that's zero damage right there.
I don't know how I'm supposed to fight that thing.
Maybe we go for the head instead.
Oh, shit.
Maybe they're supposed to knock each other down?
Oh god.
Haha, yo bro!
I think he's rolling around like Kledo.
What is he doing?!
I can't attack him.
What is he doing to me?
Hey, oh, chief.
I can't even hit you. This is so unfair.
I'm gonna hit him at all. Nothing?
Bruh. Alright, we go for the head.
We go for the head.
Hey, that was big!
Oh, God.
Wait, why is he asleep now?
What happened to him?
Bruh.
Okay, here we go.
Jesus.
Interesting.
I'm gonna learn what I can.
Because most likely I'm gonna have to do the scan.
Can we just hit this guy?
Every time he gets hit by that, let's go.
No!
Don't roll away, please.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh god. Oh god.
I didn't do anything bro. That's crazy. This thing is so dead.
Let's go!
I'm doing like no damage to the throw here.
I will take him down.
Okay, okay, he's still asleep, he's still asleep.
Let's go!
We are using him as a defense right now.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm still like sleeping, and this is perfect.
This is actually perfect.
Oh, they're both down, but...
Damn, I didn't hit him, did I?
Okay, hold on.
Let's move on.
Ah!
Jesus.
Why do you wake up all of a sudden?
Okay, we almost got the head, so I'm kinda like...
I'm not holding it, right?
Bro, what the...
Oh god get out of the fire get out of the fire get out of the fire
Oh, I thought I hit the three
I thought I hit the three folks point
I kinda need him to sleep.
That's okay sleep!
Oh yeah.
Bro, knocking him around like a soccer ball.
Damn.
Uh oh.
Aw, I didn't think that was gonna hit me.
Okay, okay.
Okay, this guy just needs one more there it is and please don't die
I'm a positive right there you see like we kill him
Here we go here we go big attack. Oh my goodness gracious. That's perfect
I feel like it's short-lived because I don't know when the chant when I get the chance to do that
Why is the head still around
What is this guy doing bro?
I don't know why but he's not that tough
Let's see if we can do the same thing as last time make him hit something. Oh
Oh shoot not me go breathably oh
We almost had you we almost had you. Oh
Oh, it's it's it's a true battle now if I can get
This is it!
Goddamn.
Yeah bro, it was definitely a geeky man who was doing that thing with his jaw.
You're welcome!
Oh my.
Oh.
Shama, aren't you, boy? These eyes have seen the pretty disguises.
Bruh. First of all, you were absolutely useless. You were even part of the fight. Clearly just spectating the whole time.
That was so close. Thank you for saving me.
I am the bulking's daughter, Ping Ping.
Nonsense! The bull has no daughter! Dead, fool, me, scoundrel!
I-I know who you are! My mother is Princess Fairfax! You killed her!
Drama!
He ain't even denying it. He's not even denying it, that's crazy.
After my mother died, I've been living with my father. His wife, Princess Rickshawsey, took me in as her own.
Later, brother came back from Bodhisattva Guan Yin and he reunited
I've got to take a seat for this one. She was kind to me and to our parents
Somehow not long ago. He suddenly changed
He secretly summoned his old truth Raku in prison father kept mother under strict watch. I I
Had nowhere else to turn
Every room besides this room basically
The bull kings might is known
Together who called and I couldn't rival him
Raxasi's Plunton fan is also formidable and you want me to believe that they were subdued by a kid
Subdued by their son. We're talking about here because I've been everybody out challenge so far
But they're god damn really with soft hearts. They could never harm him. You idiot this fox is fooling you
Look at this place only my brother Samadhi fire could reach such havoc
I know what they say about foxes though
Man watch it be whoever I'm about to save right now is the final boss
Perilous place this is
Keep this car safe with you, it'll come in handy.
What does it do?
That's a voice, I know well.
I'll go ahead and take a look.
What does it do?
There's time to lose now.
Follow me!
We follow the fox.
I'm on my way.
Maybe not.
Which way?
Oh.
I thought she wanted me to climb up the mountain.
Ayo, I am teetering on very, very low health over here.
Oh my goodness, we can offer up our incense.
Retrieve spirits? What does that mean? That's new.
Oh my god.
Why do I want to retrieve them though? I mean it's pre-right.
All lost spirits have been retrieved.
Reignite, oh no no no no no.
Coldplay Spirits.
Is he one of these guys?
Oh he's right there.
What does he do?
Take the form of Father of Stones.
Release two powerful roars that shake and damage
surrounding foes.
Reduce to the Chica to slightly increase his critical hit.
Now nothing, nothing is going to surpass the baby smash head.
It is so good.
It is so deliciously good.
You know what I will get? More of the uh, the fire.
Damage reduction. The burnt state. I feel like we're going to need more of these.
Just in case.
And then...
Is there anything else we could do?
What does this gore do again?
Every sip recovers a certain amount of mana.
That's right. That's right. That's what I thought.
Did I lose?
My other gore? I should have more, right?
Hey, uh, am I going insane? What happened to my other legendary gore?
Oh my...
What is it called? Soaking?
What do we soak?
Is it brew?
Oh, this is it right? How come it's not showing in the inventory?
Strange unless I'm thinking of something else health and moderate moderate amount of mana
Every sip recovers 35 and a considerable amount of chi, but we also get three, three thingies.
And I think I'm good. There's not another thing that feels like it'll give me a good amount of
soaking. Poison state, using the gore moderately extends the duration of duplicates for the next
So I'd have to drink the gourd first and then use that.
Now I like my strategy so far.
We can craft the new weapon.
It's funny that it already gives us, if we use this, what does it take away, the mana?
mana and what's the special effect? Continuously gains focus for a brief moment after seeing
through the enemy. That unique effect I don't really care about, but we have the ability
to make one of the two here. And I still haven't decided which. Either plus 10 attack and 10%
or if the enemy is in the poison state. This one might be good! Uh oh! I'm being
spammed by Evelyn. What happened? It's static again? What is?
Something is going on with my mic. Is it still doing it?
My mic is still... hold on. Really?
That's so weird. How about now?
Not while I'm in the menu, but while I'm in the game?
Here, we'll test it out. Maybe it was like a slight glitch.
Whoa, that's weird though.
Okay, hold on. I think I'm going to fully commit to
the extra attack damage. Five extra
attack is like essentially
like 10 sparks.
That's like 10 sparks. No, it's two sparks for two
So it's like, like six sparks?
I don't know about the critical hit chance.
I don't think we need the extra 2% of that.
I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
I don't care.
Heck yeah.
So we're good.
What did I lose?
Mana.
I lose like plus 30 maximum mana, but I gain big, big booty attack damage when I craft some
armor.
Let me know if it still does it, even if I'm like in between menus too, by the way.
Okay.
I don't think we needed this.
This one grants me like the...
Critical hits granting me Chi...
The Poison State.
The only thing that this offers is the Poison State, which is kind of annoying.
Okay, I'm going back to the game.
Let me know if my mic is still choppy choppy.
Hello, hello, testing, testing.
Yeah, the half-master was cool.
It's good now.
Yeah, I guess it was just like a fluke.
It's possible that I moved the core too, I don't know.
Maybe I was fidgeting around with it and it like bent somewhere.
Where'd the fox go?
Hey, I feel like I'm being set up right here.
I feel like this is a setup by the fox.
Damn, this armor is cool.
Did it now!
Did it now!
Oh, we'll see about that.
We will see about that.
Hey, you kind of fast though.
Hold up.
I ain't that fast.
Who?
Will Luna be coming back to the streams?
Of course, of course.
Of course.
She just gotta be good.
I haven't figured out a way to keep her in the room without her going straight for the
internet and unplugging everything.
Damn, this kind of reminds me of Lord of the Rings.
I feel like the Fox and I are like Sam and Frodo right now.
Damn, am I supposed to...
Okay, now I don't take all damage, huh?
Interesting.
There is a deity in the sky.
He wants to be mother's old friend.
If we could persuade him to come along,
maybe he could put mother into giving us the pharaoh.
What, this guy?
Be careful of him.
Or rather...
Is that a...
Oh, it is a...
Okay.
Oh!
Shoot!
Um...
Okay, hold on.
I've decided.
I don't know...
what these guys do.
I'm just gonna do this first
They're kind of tanky
I feel so much damage
Oh dude that is too many too many roles for me to encounter for me to defend against I
Do so much damage I
I think I only have one spark, right?
Once I get one more.
I'm about to see what happens.
Oh shoot, he's got a shield.
Damn, he hit me.
Why are they so strong?
Having a shield is like slightly cheating, isn't it?
Dude, I deal so much damage.
That's crazy.
I love it.
I love the damage stack.
It actually ended up working out.
Let's go.
Damage and crit rate with like keeping amounts of defense, basically everything.
The only thing I sacrificed was the maximum mana, which I feel like as long as I can
kill them faster, I'm not going to need that small amount of mana, which would be like
one immobilized maybe.
Oh my god.
jump scare now one three folks points these are these guys are like super
tanky
he still hit me though we're askle
Yeah, damn.
She's...
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
They are so tanky.
It is insane.
I see another...
Oh!
Back it up, back it up.
Three focus points.
Woo!
Another one right here.
No, I saw you, I saw you a mile away.
Yeah.
Very rude.
Another shield.
Another shield bearer.
Oh god.
And I didn't even...
That's so messed up.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
damn I was so close I was so clout
without even having to take out a shield that was a plan
Where to now?
Is there going to be like an offered incense anywhere?
Would you call me?
That's crazy.
That's actually crazy.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way to shut your mouth.
You know what? Let me do this. There should be multiples of them, right?
Oh, that's good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Hit him, my monkeys. I'm gonna charge up.
While he's focused on y'all,
we'll hit him with this big one.
I cannot believe that.
Damn.
Hey, I better get a spark soon.
I need that little extra...
It's happening again, static buzz buzz?
What the heck?
Bro, how?
I see it, I see it.
I don't know what's going on.
It's turned it off and now it's back on.
Is it happening again?
And it's loud too.
It's still happening?
So, hold on.
Let's go to the menu and see if it's still going on.
How about now?
It's still happening even with the menu?
Bruh!
So it's like some weird connection with the game.
Is it trying to use my microphone?
Which would be super weird.
No.
Let me know if it's gone, again, because that would mean I just need to go back into the
menu every time.
Oh god, I appreciate you guys letting me know.
Obviously I can't hear what's going on over there.
Oh god.
At least we got him with that.
Sheesh.
The fire state is insane.
it does so much damage it's all good though we made it we made it to the
Clearing
What the heck is that?
Disgusting
Um, oh, I see, have an idea.
Oh my god, he missed, thank goodness.
Ow, hit him up.
What else is that? Why is it showing two health bars?
Oh god, that's cheating.
What's happening?
Will you go for him? He's blind?
Shiiiii- Sit down!
Oh my god, I don't think I'm gonna do this first try.
Oh, there's no way, there's no way.
Oh, I don't have mana for the mobile eyes.
That's so annoying.
Okay, it's weird.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do here.
Oh, God.
Where is he?
Stop laughing!
I have no more. I have nothing in me.
Nah, that's so weird. I got them both below 50%, which I think is impressive. First try.
I don't think I had that much mana on me either.
Oh, but that would mean we'd have to go through that whole route again, avoiding the stone people somehow.
I could go in the cloud step. I could go in the cloud step. Let's see.
Unless they're not gonna be there anymore.
Nah, they're still there.
I think I can run past all of them. Or you know what? Let me fight them so I can get the
second spark to make this a little easier on that boss.
I mean, it wouldn't be by much.
But I feel like I could use that extra two attack in.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, he right there, he right there.
We need to hit him up.
I think I only need to do two bone points, but you see, you see, that one required three.
three plus some leftover hits. So we're not taking any chances. Then again, I could just
do this all the way to the boss. Because I don't even need to use my, um, nah, I'd be
going, mmm, as long as I don't use any mana. Oh, but then there's this guy. Okay, we don't
fight him. He's not worth it. Woo! I'm sorry you're not worth it! Oh god, where am I going?
Is this not the spot? Bro am I losing my mind? Was this not the spot? Okay we're going somewhere
else apparently. I like it. Let's beat this guy. Maybe he's guarding something juicy.
That can help me out on the wall. What is that attack? What is that attack? Hold up.
Damn that was massive
Okay, okay chill. We're actually gonna have to regroup and analyze this situation. I
Must have missed I must have took a
You can either go left or right type of situation here
I did not know you can go down there, but I like that. I know that I can now
Because there's got to be something waiting for me over there
Whoo. All right
All right, what that being said
Man, it's so funny, I don't know what's going on with the mic and the gameplay when it happens,
but appreciate you for letting me know.
I'm gonna put the brightness up on my monitor for a little bit.
A tad brighter so I can see.
I normally have it at the lowest possible setting because I value my eyesight.
As you should, by the way, it is very important to value your eyesight.
Let's see what we do with these big boys.
Oh my god, not the first stomping of lifetime here.
Why am I not charging up?
Oh, there we go.
Hey, don't do that.
Whatever he was about to do, I didn't want him to do it.
He somehow no-fied my immobilize.
That's great.
You know what?
Just to warm things up here.
We are moving into the transition mode, oh god I'm gonna fall off, I knew it, I knew it,
I knew it.
For some reason, I'm like, can't jump.
It's very strange.
Even he's confused as to what to do to get to me.
Oh that's just rude, bro.
Hold up, I got some for you.
I got some for you.
I got that.
A white seashell waste chain, okay.
Okay, I see the vision, I see the fashion in that.
I'm actually going to reset, if I'm being totally honest, because I lost so much health there
that we can't be starting things off like that.
A trailblazer's gift.
I could only choose one?
They didn't tell me that.
They didn't even make it known.
They didn't say, please choose one.
Jesus!
It's okay, I think I got the best thing right.
The mask is the coolest thing.
If we're all gonna keep it honest with ourselves here,
the mask was the coolest thing, right?
What the heck is this?
How is this thing where you can come back from the dead?
The landscapes painted in hues, the world inked with gray, so delicate and pivoted,
one wonders which masters handcrafted such marvel.
Curious, that is.
Did that give us any information?
as to what this thing is.
It's legendary, which is really cool,
but I don't think that gave us any information whatsoever.
Do I want it?
Maybe.
We got something new here?
Oh!
We got a m-
We got a mythical.
We got a mythical.
Okay, we need to compare.
It's
minus 6% health, which
why if it's mythical?
Recovers 30% of the maximum health
instead of the 36
that we get from this one.
Considerably increases damage executed by the next attack
But we're no longer gonna get our mana back, okay, okay
Okay, okay, but we have four so kings instead of two you know what let's give it a try
Let's give it the old try
using this gourd moderately extends the duration of duplicates for the next.
So we need to drink it first and then we can execute it.
This is damage reduction.
And I think we had this, right? Use the gourd synonym to increase the attack for the next cloud step.
Oh, whoops. There we go, there we go.
Damage reduction. I don't really need this if I'm being perfectly honest. Is there anything else?
Massively increases the health recovery from using the gourd when at critical health.
That might actually come in clutch.
Especially since for a short duration after using the gourd it inflicts a poison state to the destined one himself.
I don't know what that means.
Using the gourd moderately increases poison resistance.
I don't think we need poison resistance right now.
Using the gourd slightly increases a small amount of defense for a short duration.
That might help me in the future.
And what else?
Burn resistance?
Okay, let's do the defense.
That gets me, like, when I'm at this critical point, I can, uh, come back stronger than ever.
You know what I'm saying?
We comin' back stronger than ever.
Alright.
Alright.
So it's less health recovery, but apparently a huge amount of damage on my next attack.
Um, which we about to sneak up on this animal right now.
Oh my god, he's not dead.
Now I'm in trouble, bro.
Hold up, now I'm in trouble.
Let me reset.
Both focus.
Let's start with this one.
Okay, we knocked the shield out of his hand at least with that one.
Should we just do that?
Like, at the end of the deck.
Just to save some time here and then hit him with a couple more, yeah.
I'm sure we'll get our Chi recovery back, it's fine, it's fine.
I also need to see if I have any sparks left, right?
Damn, they just taking it.
Let's see if we have any sparks.
We have two!
Oh my god, say less.
What do we spend all our juicy sparks on now?
that I filled up mainly. Oh, I was doing the stamina, wasn't I? The stamina recovery rate.
I might still want that unless there's other things that we can focus on, but I don't think
so. I don't think so. What is this? Each talent moderately reduces the stamina cost of sprinting.
the initial dodge, more agile and flexible. More agile, more flexible. Damn, somebody
get Dragon times a sub. If he's gonna be spamming, bro. Grab some more damage, I guess. I don't.
I can't. There's no options to increase damage. Dodging no longer interrupts the light combo,
which is something that I feel like, you know what?
Oh, this is already awakened?
I can't go here?
That's crazy.
Cannot awaken.
Why, because I need this?
Oh, that's so annoying, bro.
That's so annoying, bro.
And what's this?
Grant's significant damage reduction
during the finisher, and then what's the last one?
When stamina is depleted, a weaker light attack
can still be performed, which would be kind of nice.
Let's get the stamina recovery.
It's been working out.
All right.
The analytics is done.
You can wake up now.
It's OK.
Nap time over.
Nap time over, boys and girls.
We backed at it with the action.
Let's see if the reflux pointed me enough.
Or how much it does.
Not bad, not bad.
Oh.
Oh.
He still hit me with.
bro that's way too many attacks for a for a low tier minion he's attacking way too
much he's doing too much bro he is not getting a promotion anytime soon you
don't need to be doing all that work oh god this one now oh that thing is gonna
be chasing me okay hold up I think two will do it nice nice okay what else what
else I'm assuming that we're heading in this direction unless unless we take a
detour I don't know if I'm down to the detour and there's also like whatever
that is over there right hey I see something burning in there we might
want to check it out first let's get rid of this guy you stand in there a little
little too sus like because I don't know if he's gonna be throwing fireballs my
way the moment I come down here is this thing cooled off or is it fiery
little fiery little fiery but but oh wait wait we are already here years to
come alas in life never carry accepted gore find yourself with this one that's
the same guy who was talking about talking smack about my gore that's
That's crazy.
I have a mythical gourd, buddy.
You foul for that.
Wait, so am I going in the opposite direction?
Should I be going...
I guess we go this way.
Wherever this lane takes us, right?
Okay, this guy only needs two folks points.
Oh, god.
Two folks points with stamina, that is.
Oh, my god.
Of course, that's gonna hit me, bro.
Whoa, what the...
Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold your forces there, bluster.
The freak? Oh god. Don't charge me again, please.
I didn't like that at all.
Okay, at least we got one of them. And that was a ton of them.
What is that, bro?
She what the heck was that?
I got you
Nobody asked you echo device
Why is he what is he protecting down there? What is he protecting down there? I
Don't think I want to find out right now
Damn
You all hear that beat there's somebody hitting this up
No way that just takes out of the shield, bro, that's why
Crazy work bro for it to only get rid of his shield is crazy
It realistically should have done
Yeah, I gotta get out of the fire, bro.
You are not letting me get out of this fire.
Is there anybody else?
Is there anybody else?
Dude, I am going backwards, bro.
I can't take this.
So I came from there.
And we got all this stuff already, right?
Oh my god, bro.
You see how disorientated I am?
The fumes are getting to my head.
What can I say?
Oh, God.
Let's see what this stamina recovery is a little better, at least.
I think we can make the investment for two more later.
Maybe.
We'll see.
We'll see.
If she's worth it, if the stamina recovery can fedazzle me enough.
So that means we going up that way then.
Okay, okay, we need to go up that way, I see.
So we've already went through all this, so I need to rest up again to get some health
back, to get some delicious gourdiness juice back.
And then we head in this direction.
I love that.
I love that the monkey was facing the other way, I think, right?
And that's why I just naturally assumed like, oh yeah, oh yeah, all we got to do is go down
here.
Nay nay.
This was not the case.
This was absolutely not the case.
Oh yeah, I don't remember this at all, bro.
What do we got here?
We got a little boss, mini boss?
Oh, we're going to the meditative state first.
Get a free spark.
Work on our stamina recovery.
And then we see.
And then we see.
It's so weak that it's going to be a little meditative.
That demo was thirsty.
Jeez, how was thirsty?
Okay.
Our prayers have been answered and we got our spark.
Let's go.
Now we face, um, whoever this is going to be.
I have no idea who it's going to be, but I'm down to fight it.
Whatever it is, I'm here for it.
Let's go, let's get this cutscene.
Did I already do this?
Bro.
Bro, bro, I think I already did this there's no way. Why the heck did I spawn back there then?
There's no way. Okay, I guess we keep going up
Bro, what is this man? Wait, that's crazy because
That means I would have missed that one meditative spot anyway, so it all works out at the end of the day
We got our free spark. We didn't miss a single thing in the game so far
That's the plan. That's the goal. Alright, this guy, man. This guy's so annoying.
We have to hit him with three focus points.
And then hopefully just one little combo. Oh, shoot!
He got laid out with the three. That must have been a critical hit, then.
Err, based on my calculations, I am predicting that he got completely molly black.
by a critical hit. What the f- Who did that? Who did that? Oh shoot, it's raining. It's
rain fire. Hallelujah. Do I just keep going then? Am I like, trying to outrun the fire?
Okay, okay, I guess so
Huh oh
Heck yeah, we got that beat back. Let's go and then we got this thing back. Let's go. Oh my god, bro
Excuse me, bruh.
Why is this thing so agile?
How can he move like that?
God damn, son.
I didn't know he could go backwards, that's crazy.
No way he threw it in verse like that.
There we go, there we go.
I'm stringing up a delicious sword.
Oh mama, sick!
Oh, mama, see that?
I am trying to dodge.
I can't see a thing though.
Oh, God. Oh, God, we are on fire.
Can we do this? Oh, thank goodness. Thank the Lord Jesus.
Oh, God.
three folks boys let's go it's not big oh my god
I'm gonna be able to like, beat him.
He's tough, man.
Uh-oh.
My headphones are losing sound.
Oh, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away, go away!
losing sound.
Oh, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way, no way!
Lord have mercy on my soul!
I thought for sure it was over.
No, I thought for sure that was over.
God damn it, bro.
I thought for sure he had me!
Dude, I have like, zero percent health there.
I don't know if the gore came in clutch, or if it was like, pure chance, but I'll take it,
because I didn't feel like doing that again, because I felt like it wasn't that difficult.
But by golly, that was insane.
That was actually insane.
I want to try it.
Oh, wait, why did I do that?
be like this guy this guy doesn't need the pluck of the monkey that's what I was
doing when I drank the gourd I thought maybe let's test out the duration of
pluck of the monkey it was not worth it let me be clear let me be clear
Oh my, this guy's trying to sneak me.
I think two would be enough.
Heck yeah.
Oh, is he the type that explodes?
Oh, he is, he is.
Gotta be careful with these guys.
Maybe the Explody type.
What is that thing?
Do we pluck the monkey this or what?
Let me see what three folks points us first.
Damn.
Okay, at least it worked.
Whoa, buddy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, at least it worked, though.
The Tiger Vanguard?
I don't know if I'll be ready for it.
The Tiger alone was very annoying.
So I haven't seen the news on the new one.
Oh this is cool.
This is kind of reminding me of like, this is giving Lord of the Rings Sam and Frodo
vibes.
Where's my Sam when I need him?
Where's my juicy, delicious Sam when I need him, bro?
Oh.
Okay, let's rest up.
I think the Gord might have actually came in clutch on that one.
That's nice, that's nice.
You get that juicy defense.
I think it actually worked out.
Hey, what's that?
What's that over there?
Is it a chance?
Hey, now.
Hey, now.
Whoa, now.
What is- Oh!
Freaks me out, bro.
Actually, that freaked me out.
Hey now.
Whoa now, what is-
Oh, it freaked me out, bro.
Ha ha ha, actually, that freaked me out.
Holy, I was not expecting to be
in an Indiana Jones situation.
When I got sidetracked by Mr. Flame Bahama Mom
over there to the right side of me.
Jesus, he got me good.
The new Tiger Vanguard is as good a jacket can.
Oh, hell no.
Yeah, that don't sound like a fun time.
I wonder what juicy rewards it'll deliver though.
Pardon for feet.
Or is the reward the challenge itself?
Which I can appreciate.
I have an idea.
If we do this, that thing won't get awakened.
Yeah, is it coming back is it coming back? Oh my god
What is back there, I've got to know it's back there
Now you've already tantalized me with the possibility of it being an option
So I got to know what's back there. What's interesting enough is that?
There's no
There's no breaks once we get by that one little area, or maybe there was.
Let's find out.
Double check the situation.
How many more chapters?
From this point on, I'm not sure, actually.
Oh, God.
I don't want it coming back here.
Can we go up here?
Is this possibility?
Where do I go from here, though? Interesting. Where do I go from here?
We have a puzzle of foots. We have a slight, slight puzzle of foots.
Okay, let's lock in and see what needs to be done.
How do we bypass this giant, kind of reminds me of like one of those uh, the Quidditch
thing, Harry Potter.
You know what I'm talking about?
Okay, we don't need to worry about this guy, right?
Is he relevant?
Oh, but this little monster, we do worry about.
I say we stay right here, but it'll go back down.
Okay, ingenious.
How far can we run?
We did it.
There's no way it goes back.
Why is it going all the way back there now?
That's not where it started last time.
Eh, they got me good.
They got me good with that epic prank.
Oh shoot, it literally came back like, you thought?
You thought
All right, I'm gonna send a bag right now
Where do we find this gotta be something special back there?
Because I don't think this is the I don't think this is part of the main quest, but
It's gotta be there's gotta be something special like that
Hey, let's go. Let's go
And then we're gonna wait right here
I'm gonna be...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Gotta get ready.
Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, Gadget!
I don't know, I guess to the right side.
Let me do this just in case.
Holy, that is fast, bruh.
How am I gonna stay right here? I don't know.
Bruh!
That was so rude.
What if we do this?
Haha, it worked. It kind of worked at the end of the day.
I'mma drink up.
I don't need it, but I messed up a little bit.
I'm not gonna make it, I'm not gonna make it, I'm not.
Maybe, maybe. I made it, I made it for sure. For sure.
We're almost there. We're right here.
We're right here, and just be extra safe, because I don't know what this guy's gonna do.
Maybe he just explodes on impact, like, on sight.
Not even on impact, but on sight.
We're gonna totally avoid him and hit this guy up.
Whoa!
No!
Great!
It's still moving!
Let's do Cluck the Monkey.
It's still moving, bro.
He's got it.
He didn't get hit by that thing?
That's crazy.
Move out of your toes, Bust.
Oh, I thought that hit him.
Sure.
Run!
God damn!
Okay, what's in the chest?
We went through all that?
What's in the chest?
Ancient Ascension Powder.
And not of the Voidness, okay.
I don't really use anything else, so that doesn't help me out too much.
But I'll gladly accept. Is there anything back there or is that just...
You got just emptiness at this point.
You got anything special back there?
Is there...
You gotta keep zigzagging this.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
I can't- oh no.
I'm gonna get hit!
Please no!
Oh my god, my heart sank into my sternum!
from that one why can't i gather this bro give me it jesus christ
yeah get that guy get that guy we're we're clearly making a path here
and i'm gonna start hooping it right now i have no more mana
wait i don't know i messed up
i didn't know it was gonna stop right there oh i didn't know that
I didn't know. I almost made it to this little section, but I didn't know. No, it's gonna make me do that all over again.
Oh my god. Please no. Please no.
At least we know what to do.
This kind of feels like a homeboy's like the iron version aside.
He is big, bad, anti-lunchers, oh god, whoo, barely avoided that, and then we stand here,
I think we can, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
Is it heads on back?
I think we have to make it to this section right over here, right?
I know, I know.
How do you not get hit?
How do you not get hit, bro?
I should be safe here.
What?
How's that not- how's that not like on the edge?
Oh, come on now.
Come on now!
That seems like a little bit of nonsense.
Little bit of nonsense.
If I do say so myself.
Let's try it again.
But this time...
This time I'm gonna use Cloudstep a little bit more.
Just so I could avoid the, uh, the explodings over here.
A big chunk of explodings.
Oh no.
Oh no now.
Woo!
Got me nervous, that one.
Can I plug this or am I going to die?
Oh!
My God.
Sweet.
Baby Jesus.
He waits.
He waits.
He waits.
He waits.
He waits.
He waits.
He waits.
He waits.
We wait
Bro, I hope that thing close
I'm not gonna make it wherever I'm gonna go. I'm not gonna make it. So
That thing had to take the hit god damn
It's not clear it's not turn it up. Okay. Okay
Now we go.
Should be able to get at this track.
I think.
It's dicey.
Where's the safe zone at, bro?
Where's the safe zone at?
I don't even remember where the safe zone was at.
Or is that where I transformed?
Oh man.
Is there anything up there that's even worth it at this point?
The crash out is about to happen.
Yeah, of course there's going to be a crash out.
when I'm dealing with frickin' with this giant quidditch ball over here.
What's over there, man? What's secrets? Is it protective?
I love the challenge, though. We have to know what's up there.
Bring it!
Oh, god. Of course it gets stuck. I think it's okay. I think it's fine.
It's fine, it's fine.
All is fine.
Now we go.
Should be able to make this.
Oh, yuck!
Oh, my God.
Bro, this ain't happening.
I'm stuck.
He's literally got me stuck, bro.
I'm trying to treat this one a little differently, so we definitely don't go when it's there.
I'm just gonna follow it.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Question mark?
Yeah.
And then we go on this one right here.
Okay.
I'm assuming it's going to clear a pathway for the next go-around, right?
Do we bait it, maybe?
To the pathway? It's not going to do it?
It's not going to do it, okay.
So that's where I transform that.
Oh, gotta go, bro.
I don't- I'm not seeing any, uh, maybe this little spot right here.
Maybe.
Oh, thank god.
Who's dicing?
I I don't want to be dealing with this guy right here. No, thank you
That's so rude bro, that's so rude get him monkeys
He's got to be worth like decent XP, so I say we finish him off
Oh my god, he almost killed me.
Is it like the after death?
Oh, my monkeys are about to get run over.
Ooh, psych.
Is this one we go?
I think so.
This spot should be clear.
Uh, this is where I get a little confusing.
This is the spot that makes me a little nervous.
Okay, I'm definitely not going out.
We gotta really run.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
And I think to the left or the right, left, left, left.
This guy's about to get squashed.
And then I feel like we...
I don't know though, I don't know!
I say I transform just to be safe.
because the ball is gonna be stuck here. Okay. We follow the ball. We follow the ball.
That's the best way to do this. Go, go, go, go, go. And then if need be, I'll
transform the sign. Oh, transform! Oh, the left side. It's the left side. Not if
you're hitting me. Oh my, oh my goodness. Okay. At least we know, we know, we know for the future.
And then we chase the ball up, and then probably the right side, right?
Oh boy, I don't know where I am.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Is it over?
I'm here, kind of monkey! I'm over here!
Is this part of the main storyline?
I'm the fan! Look!
Mother left her fan before she went away.
That's crazy work though.
She must have thought drawn between her son and husband.
But this iron ball, it just won't stop!
Now that you're here, help me drive it away and let the bad guys work.
Hey, Fox, how can you be sure it's even real?
Rest assured, mother taught me this spell. Only the real fan will answer it.
The world sounds weak, probably on these last legs.
Guess I have to trust you, one huge...
I'll get down there and stop the ball and let you do your work.
That is so unfortunate, bro.
That is so unfortunate.
Come on, let's save father first.
Okay.
Hey, if she's gonna give me that Vodokopniks then, I'm down skis.
But before I go, though, what do we have here?
Get a little refill of my juices first, and then we head over there.
There's no chest around here or anything like that.
That we gotta be on the lookout for.
Hey, wait up.
Wait up, Bucks.
I'm on my way.
Oh, damn.
Oh, damn. Man, the environments in this game are so cool.
Top notch. Top of the line.
Best of the best. Yeah, get that stamina recovery. Oh, bless the lord for a checkpoint.
I kind of want to go back now, though, because I must have missed something over there.
I thought I was chasing the side quest. It turns out it was the main quest.
It's a little diffie, the strongest monkey in the universe, agree.
That's what I said.
Okay.
Now that we all rested up, we see what they got in store for us.
What is that?
Father, I brought him here.
It's the destined one.
Father is not around.
You can hand it over to him now.
Hello.
Well, I don't surely give up on his plan once it's returned and then we will be a family again
This of us
Kind of feel like a trap now
I'm late. I came back at the wrong time.
Are you not thinking straight, father? I brought the destined one here to save you!
Oh no, it's not good.
I may be a man.
This is not good.
But I am not blind. You are not blind.
What?
How can you say that to me? I went through flames to find the destined one for you.
Wait, who's that?
But you father, don't you see?
Of course he... does he actually blind? Maybe he's actually blind.
I should have looked my eyes up to you and deceived me from your precepts, my poor little boy.
Hey, that's a terrible thing.
What is that?
Why was I baited there?
Oh!
Oh, that's crazy.
Red boy!
Yeah!
How did he find out?
So he was just trying to bait the item out.
I never mix your ashes to any of your friendship.
I know it's a pain.
You talking to me?
No, it's not.
That ain't happening.
Hey, I'm kind of distracted by the books.
I'll be hiding under that pillow.
Hey, yo!
Let's do this, let's do this.
Let's do it all.
Get him, monkeys.
Get him, monkeys.
I say we'll transform he's kind of wrong
that is so rude I didn't know he's gonna deflect that that's crazy one boy
deflected my freaking oh god my smash had a back
Oh god, how long is this gonna happen?
Oh shoot, okay.
Oh god, I got a drink up.
Oh god, a drink up, bro!
Ooh, Luna!
Oh, he's tough.
I can tell he's tough.
Pick up!
I'll figure I hit him with a big one.
What?!
Oh...
I don't want to...
I'm not mad, I don't want to.
Bruh.
Woo!
Woo!
Bruh.
Bruh, I couldn't even see that one.
Bruh!
Bruh! Not like this.
Why did they make them cheaters?
Why did they make them cheaters, bro?
Flying up in the sky like that,
making me dodge for like three hours straight.
Mm-hmm. I see how it is. I see how it is. My goodness. You got this, don't worry. Okay.
Okay, I mean, whoops.
Rest up, rest up, rest up. Refill that thing.
Refill that thing. And then we try for round two.
And we try for round two. Come back here, baby boy.
Where you at?
Are you at? Okay, okay, should I do the monkeys now?
Stop him! Get him monkeys!
This time I know to use that. Right away.
You don't play around with that and then we wait. So now everything is gonna be over.
See my five point is off the blood
Maybe this big the big day. He's already in that help. Let's go
That was good that was good taste my fire point epic combo man. Where's he at?
Epic combo, bro. Oh my god, what is that? What is that delay? Oh
I mean, I guess we can just quit it, right?
Yeah.
You're a, uh, you're a good cheater.
Oh, not like this!
Pause.
No, that's rude.
That's rude.
Okay.
So I have an idea.
An idea.
That's rude.
I
They can't see me don't be like that
Drink up drink up. Oh God. I don't know who's gonna do it to oh God oh God
Is he getting help back?
Oh god.
There's a lot of fire growth.
Whee!
There's a lot of fire growth.
Aw, he messed it up!
That was so close.
Yeah, let's see what we do with this.
Oh my goodness.
I got some money. Fire!
Fire!
Damn!
Got Frank.
Huge!
I don't have anything to kill.
I don't have anything, bro.
And with the spin?
Oh, so annoying.
Oh, he's gonna be so annoying.
Once we get past that, like, halfway mark.
Okay, I might have to go back to the other gourd, though.
This gourd ain't it. I don't even get as much health back.
But we do get more soak-inch. But I don't get as much health back.
It's kind of like I
Don't know if I'm really using the other stuff to mean honest
So I'm going back to my other gore so I can get my my monorecovery the monorecovery hits bigger
Holiday plans, you know keeping it simple
the use
UG holiday stuff
Where is that area?
Is that over here or do I have to go back here? What is it called again medicines?
I think it's the medicines, right? No, making medicines doesn't make sense.
Well, I guess we can get the burn state.
Get, like, two more of those, just in case.
And then...brew.
Yeah, let's get it back to the, uh...the mana.
Cloudstep and...dammit reduction.
I like it, I like it. And I think we could try it like this.
I could always make more potions too if I feel like I need it, but for now
I think we're good. I think we're good. I like the way I start things off
It was it was not bad the way I start things off. You do this
Attack oh god
Hey
It's okay, it's okay.
At least you can get a 3.
Go with the front thing right here.
Damn, you got hit.
You got hit big.
Are you gonna go up in the sky now or what?
Now I'm gonna do this.
He hit me?
That's great, bro.
And how did he see me?
Oh, that's so good.
That's so annoying.
That's so annoying.
He actually managed to...
Oh my god, bro.
I mean, the start wasn't great, but I felt fine with it.
Thunder, Scorch, Frost, and Poison Damage.
Damn!
Same, same game plan, same game plan.
We just need better starts.
Luckily, I thought, I thought Big Goat over here was talking about me the whole time,
but it looks like he was talking about the red one.
Hey, we got him, let's go.
My father
Oh my god, that's the lowest I've ever gotten.
As long as he doesn't get help from me back, I just look over for him.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm so...
I just can't time it right. I'm so mad.
I just can't time it right.
I understand it now, pulling back in coach.
I got one more in me!
I understand it all.
Let's go.
I mean, same game plan.
What the heck?
Visual glitch.
A slight visual glitch.
a low monkey
alright let's go let's go
so he does this first
and then we do this
we're doing work
we're doing work on this person bro
how did that miss so dumb I swear to god that's so stupid bro how did that even miss
this. Goddamn. Literally, how did that miss, bro? The three folks pointed. Okay, that
ain't as bad. Ah, not bad, not bad. We could do something with this before and with this.
Why is that so different why
It's way more difficult than I thought it would be.
Yeah, second half, bro.
The first half is like, easy.
The easiest boss you've ever felt like you faced against.
And then it turns into, like, the hardest boss you've ever faced against.
Maybe not the hardest, but like, just odd timing.
Tricky timing.
What is it?
Like a one-two step?
Jeez.
Right.
It didn't hit bro, tell me when it don't hit, get a little intractable.
Okay maybe this can make up for it though.
The three hit point right here.
Why is he in the sky?
I was ready bro, I was ready for you.
Come on now.
Oh, no, oh, no, okay, okay, we're going with that here, oh, how did that hit, how are
Those hitting bro and then this guy
There's no way there's no way I'm gonna have to pause that there's no way
Oolala.
Damn, look at that big chief over here.
Look at that big chief.
Alright, so the first half, I got it like locked down.
This kid is nothing.
Nothing.
Oh god.
Oh, you thought.
And now we're going to do that.
You thought, bro.
No.
Oh my god.
I was going to get him to smack the doodle.
Okay, let's transform.
Oh my god, we're getting him to smack the doodle.
Okay, let's transform.
Look at him just standing there, bro.
You're strong enough to just stand and take the molly walk.
That's how it works.
Anyone back into the sky?
Okay, started this already.
Let's go, let's get it, let's get it.
at least you can see the screen right now.
It's just kind of annoying.
Oh my god.
Okay, okay.
We need to dodge that one, did we?
We dodged that one, though.
We dodged that one.
There's two of them. I'm doing this.
I'm doing that.
I can't risk it, bro.
Oh, we dodged all three. Let's go.
And then we gotta dodge this guy right here.
I'm just gonna... Yeah, there's no way to time it.
Woo!
There was no way to time it.
How am I... Oh my god.
What's...
I forgot how to heal.
Can I get a big three on him?
Sheeeeeee!
Let's just start swinging!
What's he gonna do about it?
He's gonna do that, of course.
Please help, please help, please help, please help, please help.
I got...
Goddamn.
Let me...let me drink my...
Dude.
Sheeeesh!
Chill!
It's too much, it's too much, hold on.
Oh, god.
That's a new one!
Drink?
Cause I don't know what's gonna happen.
Okay, nothing too bad
Drink do this do this
But oh, I don't Amanda crazy
Didn't work that's crazy
Jesus
get him boys bring him down I think I'm gonna do it I think I'm gonna do it
first try that's that's legitimately first try get damn hey we locked in
I don't know so I'll accept my rewards.
Moon is not here today.
I'll bring her back soon, don't worry.
She's in the other room.
Me?
Or is he talking to the red boy?
You better not be talking to me.
I didn't do anything.
What's up, Dragon Tides?
How you doing, man?
the red boy. They're not talking to me. I didn't do anything. What's up dragon times?
How you doing man? That's how you do it? Yeah exactly. That's how you do it.
This guy's big. Is he gonna give me what he was supposed to give me? I think so. I think so.
Oh, look at that.
He's only talking about a bladder stone.
That's crazy.
What kind of powers is it going to give us?
Fear of death. Fear of my wife. Fear of my son.
Why is it here's whole family?
That is why I dare not consume it. Let alone give it back to you.
Eeeh.
Got into stomach this whole time. That's like a poor digestive system right there.
Destined. Deprived. That's all the same.
Is this confirmed? We are the chosen ones?
I don't believe that.
Is there any next game we're gonna get?
I don't know yet. I don't know at all.
There's so many good ones I cannot miss here.
But it's gonna be similar to this.
No!
You cannot be sweet!
Thanks to this false death talisman.
What?
Boy, keep her.
Seems as if she was his only one for all.
That's wild.
Oh my gosh.
You did not!
Hey, that's a monodilist right there.
This kid's a monodilist.
That would be so...
That's not good.
I'm not a monodilist.
That's not good.
That's not good at all.
Or was the ghost out thinking?
Was the ghost playing mahjong?
While this kid was playing chess?
And was actually gonna blow him up like that?
Was that all part of the plan?
Oh my god, that would be so cool.
Is it not though?
It is.
Hey, we got a friend back.
Oh, it's not part of the plan.
Damn!
That would have been cool, though.
Oh, shoot!
The Yaksha Team.
Listen, there's nothing in life that's worth consuming that makes you look like that at
the end of the day.
There's nothing that's invalidating you.
I don't care.
I don't care what special powers you gain, bro.
No wonder not a single raindrop was found.
Thank you.
It was your trick the whole time!
My bad old bull.
I was a bit late.
You little rascal.
I'll teach you a lesson on your parents' behalf.
Hey, are we gonna team up on him?
Thank goodness.
Oh my god.
I hate fighting.
Can I do this real quick before he hits me?
And then we do this.
Get him boys!
a big one heck yeah I don't have to I don't have to cheat
I think we can take a little spark drive. What?
Back! Put him down put him down put him down put him down put him down put him down put him down
Oh we got a heal, we got a heal, we got a heal.
Oh no! Not the animated!
That doesn't look right.
That better not.
Oh shi-
This is part of the- this is part of the thing right now.
Cause I was doing good. No.
I'm confused.
Figure with you. I'm confused, bro.
I'm pretty sure this is part of it, right?
Oh, Jesus.
My whole being shot.
Oh, God!
Jesus!
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Baby, not!
Oh, my goodness.
What an animation.
Jesus!
I don't like it.
I need my mana, let's do this, let's do that, let's see what he does, I was taking
slow. Oh no please no. I was so close too. I was so close. There was like no in between
a heal on that one. There was none. Damn. I tried so desperately hard to get on that
first template there but it's okay I think it's easy enough unless they no
way they're gonna make me fight the kid first it's gonna be the the king right
that would be insane it's gotta be the king right okay thank God that would have
insane
Let's do this
Just to allow a nest
Hit him up
Pretty decent is this acrobatic
still hit us that's crazy that's crazy that it still hit us
What about what happened to my little uh, oh god, I thought I got that.
Oh that did pretty decent damage.
How about no
Not this
It's not even a third it's like four four attacks any of us. Okay. Okay. Okay, Julie noted Julie noted
We will be taking this knowledge into this next fight. I
Didn't know who'd be like that for attack
massive combo, which is like two hits and you're dead. No healing in between. So we
gotta be super, super careful. I could save one of my abilities to get me out of
that trouble. Like my transformation. I feel like I don't need to transform right
away, but I like that it goes on cooldown. It's usually my strategy.
Let's see, let's get closer. Let's do this.
Okay, there we go.
Got any? We got one more in us, we got one more in us.
There it is, there it is. Oh, snap.
Oh, um, oh no.
Oh do we land this?
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I can't believe I landed that.
Woo!
Oh!
He's down!
I finished a combo.
Damn it!
He didn't finish it.
Oh I didn't have...
Well what is that delay?
No.
I didn't have...
I didn't have to land this.
I didn't have to land this.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
I can't believe I landed that.
I didn't have to land this.
That's crazy.
What is that Delay?
Oh my God!
I'm trying to...
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I'm trying to tie this so that I can figure out when he does his little bang.
Bro, that keeps me down a second.
What's he gonna do now?
Stop right there!
Okay, I think we got it.
He didn't, he didn't.
I thought it was gonna stop him from his combo.
If I'm being perfectly honest, I thought it was gonna be stopping him from his combo.
What did it do?
Absolutely nothing instead.
Absolutely nothing.
Very disappointed with that.
I feel like it should have done something.
Okay, we could use the other gourd, but honestly, honestly, I think, I think we could use some
medicines here.
He's like easy enough to take the damage reduction medicine.
How many do we have?
Because maybe I have someone I just didn't apply it, let's see, let's see.
Oh yeah dude, I haven't changed these in like the longest time.
What is this?
What are we using here?
I think this is the only new thing that I got.
Considerably increases maximum mana.
Ooh, okay!
Considerably increases defense, deals damage to surrounding enemies upon taking hits.
interesting
Considerably now let's keep that let's keep that slightly increases damage reduction
This effect is enhanced when equipped with the gold sun crow
Which I don't think we have right?
Gold button with the gold button
When at full health significantly increases attack. We're never at full health like fully
It's rare. I
I like this one, but like we're gonna lose a major defense, and I haven't even gone through all my mana yet
We know I'm a problem there. Land enough successful hits on the enemy to avoid the next fatal blow
Oh
To avoid the next successful hits. Oh, I feel like we could switch that out
What if I do damage reduction?
But slight slightly increases. It's 1%
Nah, let's get the mana just to see what happens.
Or better yet, critical hit chance per chance, movement speed would be nice, moderately increases
defense like literally everything else.
I don't know.
I don't know if this has worked for me for anything.
Let's try this out though.
For now.
For now.
For now.
And then, I'm gonna look at my inventory.
Do I have any, uh...
So I don't have any potions.
Chilled state.
Damage reduction.
We got to equip it.
Let's...
Put it here, I guess.
Right, that's damage reduction, right?
Pawn use considerably increases damage reduction.
Yeah.
Four Banes Effect. Upon Use grants Resurrection upon Death before triggering Life-Saving Strand for a long duration.
Oh, that's interesting. I'm just gonna save that because I feel like it's such an odd moment. Gains a considerable amount of Might. Upon Use.
Ooh, so I could like, use it again?
I don't know, I don't know.
Honestly?
Honestly?
Let's see, let's see what medicines we can make.
Bear with me while I, uh, large focus, critical hit chance for a long duration.
I like that.
I got like, two of those, because if it doesn't work, I don't want to waste material on it.
Moderately increases attack.
at like literally five of those.
Slowly grants focus for a short duration.
What else have we got?
I think that's all the good stuff.
All the juicy stuff.
I mean we could make this for a long duration.
We'll get some health.
I like this.
I like this.
Let's get two more of that.
Done.
Sold.
Is it in our arsenal?
Or do we need to apply it?
So this one is the critical hit chance.
What about the other thing I got?
So it's left and what's up then?
The burn state?
So down is the critical hit chance?
Up?
No.
Yeah.
Down.
Left.
Right.
Gotcha.
Okay.
So I don't need to do the up one until I'm like on fire.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, rest up so I can get that extra juicy mana.
Wait that doesn't look that good that little thing seems like a waste that little extra that I get seems like a waste
Let's switch that up. I don't like that. I don't like that. I think I gotta do it here
We don't need it. I'd rather have the moderate defense get an extra 14
Literally anything's better stamina recovery rate would be nice actually slightly increases attack by five
Ooh, slightly increases attack.
Uh, and what's this?
Do we want 5 attack or do we want 14 defense?
I feel like the defense.
I don't know if this has ever helped me.
Landing on successful hits on the enemy to avoid the next fatal blow.
What does that mean?
But what does it mean?
Slightly increases damage reduction.
The 1% is killing me.
I can't do that.
Uh, I say we get tanky.
Because I feel like I'm strong enough.
I deal enough damage.
So let's get tanky.
Let's see if that proves to help me out.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's get closer.
I feel bad for plucking my monkeys out when Homeboy, like, has a whole speech ready for me.
Here we go.
And then we do this.
Dang it!
Dang it! Oh no!
I'm not gonna be able to make it right.
Get him!
Ooh, that was pretty good.
After me, I'm gonna do it!
Nice! Ooh, so he's throwing stuff at him to distract him back.
Uh-oh.
My precious!
Exactly.
Haha, no way the last attack got me, bro.
That was exactly what I was trying to avoid.
So I'm going to save my cloud step for that attack right there.
That one's insane, bro.
Where is Luna?
I said she's in the other room.
She will be back very shortly.
She likes to mess around with the electronics in here, so it makes it difficult for her to be around.
Bro, that was not a nice try, I appreciate the positivity, but my goodness, we can do better!
We can do better!
Way better.
Okay, so where is he?
When does he attack?
So he's like on the right side of me, seems like.
Let's do this.
He's like on the right side of me seems like
That's crazy work
get him oh my god no I'm gonna charge up at least I'll have a three focus point
attack waiting for it. Let's go. Good double hit let's go. That's what I'm talking about.
Wow, that's what I'm talking about.
Whoa!
Can we get this off?
Let's go!
That was big, that was big.
Damn that hit.
Okay, let's pause him so we can get close.
Damn, what is this?
All that dancing.
No, I didn't know the radius was that big.
Okay.
You know what I just realized? We didn't do any of these.
We didn't do any of those, bro!
Oh, god.
What the f- Bro, you can't be doing that to me.
Jesus! Let me hit you! Just a little bit.
Oh god. I gotta somehow heal.
He's crazy, bro.
That's about the best I can do.
Oh
God
Many attacks bro, how many attacks what are we doing here?
Oh god, I couldn't even dodge that bro.
There we go, there we go.
And we can transform, okay.
This is it, this is it.
Hey!
Let me attack you.
Bro, don't do that dude.
One more, one more.
That's crazy work.
That's crazy work.
That's actually crazy work.
Oh no!
I gotta let me attack you I gotta do this I don't know if I'm gonna be able to pull
off I have no more healing oh I was so close I was so close on that one bro
that's crazy it was like this it was the difference of like not enough not
enough stamina to be avoiding him whoa that was intense but we did a lot better
I should use my potions earlier. I totally forgot about them. I should have stuck to the game plan and I think the
different thing that I'm gonna do now is the
I'm gonna mobilize him so my monkeys can hit him. I don't think they're getting full damage on him. So
Let's get close. Let's do the monkey pluck and then
get him
Like that and then let's just use this
Use the potions just yet
There we go. Now we do this.
Okay, let's just not dodge that hit man.
Jesus Christ.
Okay, okay. This is not the start that I wanted.
He's so tough.
Oh no.
Oh no.
You almost have it.
Goddamn.
That was like the only time I danced so proud of myself.
Woo!
This is such a better run, by the way.
I'm trying to get one more out.
Woo!
Oh no no no.
Oh boy, I almost had me.
Why am I not attacking him?
What is this attacks bro?
Stop right there.
That's so unfair.
That's so unfair by the way.
I knew that was gonna be missed time. I knew it.
I'm so close!
Oh, you're kidding me.
That might be it.
That was so close. That was way too close. I didn't want to do that again, so thank God.
I was able to pull it off right there.
Even with all that scheming and getting into his final form, was he not able to shut me down?
Way more than your family!
Spit it out now, you frelic!
Who's this?
Oh, man
Why are you out on interrupt our business here? Oh, is that the daughter?
I'm sorry for my useless
I turned to them
But none offered help
I
Employ you to show mercy and spare my son
What after all he did he is the last of the bloodline in the West
With an origin most tragic man watch this totally killed his girl too
He poses a threat no more
Should you grant him mercy?
Are we sure about that?
I, Rakshaasi, and the bulking of the children treat ourselves to secluded meditation.
Along with our children.
We will never leave the mountain again.
Let Death Counter.
I think I'm out of life to what?
Two deaths total in this game?
In its entirety?
He is our son.
We will bear his punishment.
If it pleases you, my plant infan... is also yours to take.
I mean, what does she have to bargain with?
Can't we just do what we want anyway?
Lanes have paved my way!
Who are you?
He's gonna betray her, man.
Fainse, I stand straight.
Fainne was my fame for revenge, destiny is to me.
That light lies in our submission, kneeling and begging.
He's got a backstabber.
He was a good... his last bit of energy, as he was yesterday.
Backstab him.
Don't hurt yourself, old man.
You...
shall never witness it.
He didn't have to do that, so we're not.
Did he do that?
Is that the same of his mother not seeing his execution?
It just patterns into his own hands.
What is this guy in coronia about?
Or did he do that to protect the...
We'll call it the talisman, this thing.
It's so that nobody got it.
But it looks like we're getting it anyways, so I guess it's the first option.
It's the first thing that I'm saying.
Wow.
He did better than I thought he would.
What is moving in that thing?
Is that an embryo?
He returned through deeds, Black Bear.
Take this pair of eyes.
You've served the righteous cause of the land.
These ears are yours.
Your power has gathered in you, you know that, and keep this note.
You've endured hardships, and I, go down on one.
And the boom, it is the hardest to turn against a sworn brother.
You can have his body.
His body?
He kind of looks like the guy that we just met, doesn't he?
Oh, shoot.
I
Plays you every step never you made a good
Is this the first time you hear the monkey talk?
I
Get to play away
Watch my back while I go play with him
What the death of one guy shut down?
Your reluctance is tame.
Just like my own.
They force me to drink from the river of childbearing.
I'd bear that boy in my womb.
If not for that monkey,
we could have lived our separate lives in peace.
As if none of this had happened.
You're cute.
You knew I was from the start.
Why did you choose to be their lapdog?
I never wanted this several times.
The kingship means anything to you.
Give me that relic!
Do them revenge, my people!
Fucking!
Let the monkey have my fan!
And there will be no trouble!
I feel like this is all...
a hallucination.
I've given away the right to take it with me to find a master and serve for right it's
the only path left for the likes of us don't you understand brother
Wukong! I took out the bull's concubine with a whack of my rake too!
Turned out! She was a fuck-squire!
I like the sound guy here. That's good stuff.
What was that?
What?
I don't have a problem with that one, that's crazy.
What was that?
What was that?
Holy smokes.
I'm entirely sure what that was.
Is that- well, would it happen?
Essentially.
With the way I saw it, with enough merit and a position before the battle, they would
leave me here, and all of you as well.
Now I see, for someone like me, staying alive is enough to be a transgression of me.
And for you, take care of your wife and children, and remember, stay clear of my delays.
So it's all part of the plan for him too.
I don't know why.
Thank you.
Chapter 5.
Oh man, that was a juicy scene.
The actions are the mightiest of the eight legions, after all.
Be your body hard as metal, meeting death in scores is inevitable.
Yet, why did you endure the fish and those carts just as poorly?
You rush like wind with a clouded mind.
It's your desires that shape what you see.
Had your mind been this unsettled, would you still have fallen for that child's play?
Haste oft blinds while patience illumines.
Next time, can you still-
There's only one more chapter?
... without Bajie.
No way.
Oh, I'm gonna be so sad, bro.
Is this it?
We got one spark.
I mean, I don't really have anything to use it on at this point.
We got a fan.
Upon activation creates a hurricane that lists the enemy airborne.
Highly effective against specific enemies.
Twisted and spun from delicate gold foil.
This gold thread is a fortune in itself.
This can be used to craft armor.
Oh, we got the fine gold thread.
Ooh, a mythical celestial ribbon.
The ribbon from the celestial shuttle's delicate touch is as light as a cloud and as vibrant
as a ring.
This can be used to craft armor.
Ooh, is that gonna mean new armor unlocked?
A piece of steel forged from the unyielding essence of the spine that never bends to the
relentless tides of time.
This can be used in crafting weapons.
And a new weapon.
tree core and a mine core. Excellent.
Damn, that's crazy. That's really cool, man.
Oh my God, how sad. How sad. Let's dive into it then.
Let's get it on with this last chapter. Very fitting to call it unfinished.
very very fitting man
whale blue water challenge Arlang maybe it's quite possible it might be necessary
a big necessity man I'm just I'm still I'm still caught up in the fact that this
This is the last chapter.
That's sad, man.
I've been enjoying this game a lot, feels like, for months.
Because of, like, the intervals that I played in.
Not because I couldn't complete it in a day.
But, just because of the intervals.
I don't know, it's very fitting.
It's very, like, my comfort.
Knowing that, like, oh, yeah.
I still have black in the food con to finish.
You know what I'm saying?
We're getting home, son.
Not getting all worked up.
That old monkey is going to be at the mountain top no matter what.
That sounds good to me.
We've gathered the five relics just as he said.
All we need now is the sixth one he has.
I like this change of environment.
I like the green arenas
Curse these wretches going back to the roots here. Hey, where you going? Hey
See I knew there was something that old fool that told us what?
No one up above would bother to ruin this place yet again. Should we go this way then coming for you? No doubt. Oh
Does that mean we just are sprinting or what?
Well, what's over here
Like actually nothing, okay. I wasn't sure. I have to double-check.
Woo!
Oh.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. These are new. These guys are new.
I stand, though. What happened to my stand?
Stop focusing on that guy.
Oh, that is so... Oh, that is so...
You know what?
Monkeys, I'm gonna need some help with the...
He's going to get three focus points in his face.
He's working back.
Let's go.
No way that took him out.
That's crazy.
They're kind of weak.
They're kind of weak, or I'm just very strong, but like, they're kind of weak.
Let's keep moving gang.
Let's go, let's go.
Oh, we have that new ability.
Look at that.
How do I use that?
R T and then a left stick.
Interesting.
Should we try it?
Like, I don't know.
Interesting.
Should we try it?
Like, R2 Electric?
How do I...
Use it!
Do I control it?
Who's a dude?
Oh god, I'm not paying attention.
I actually control it a little bit.
The way he's getting blown around, bro, that's crazy.
Oh, that was kind of cool, man. I like that. I like that.
I wonder how it's going to work against a boss.
Oh, bro, you're out with the crossbow over here.
The most nuisance creature.
Huh?
Yeah, they're kind of weak.
Not too bad, not too bad.
Interesting for a final chapter.
That means the boss is going to be, like, so tough.
Okay, I gotta see. What is the armor that we got? Didn't I have this already? Significantly
increases attack when health is low. I thought I've already had this. Or was I thinking of
this one? Maybe I was thinking of this one while suffering from poison state. Yeah, maybe.
Well, that had a so cool.
But the abilities are very useless.
Pillar stance varied combos, sweeping gale and churning gale deal additional damage.
I don't use pillar stance though.
I don't use it.
Unleash the rage within and significantly increases damage both dealt and taken.
I don't like that either.
No, I think I'm good.
Because this does what again?
hits and defeats grants a small amount of chi so I can get the head smashed more.
What about the armor though?
What's the armor doing?
Burn resistance?
Man, my armor's outdated, isn't it?
Or is it because I'm using it for the critical hit chance thing?
It might be that.
Yeah, so what does this do?
Yeah, whoa, plus 22 defense is kind of crazy.
But like, I don't think it replaces my current strategy.
It's not a strategy replacer, unfortunately.
And we still have this.
Grace would be like, I wonder which master's hand crafted such marvel curious that it is.
So what does this do? What does that tell us that this does?
Interesting. Maximum stamina would actually go really nice in my kit.
It's- what is it, willpower? You know what? I have like, what? 248,000 willpower? Let's just get it.
I might as well.
Well, that's crazy.
What about a weapon, though?
No new weapons or anything?
Ah, that's unfortunate.
That's unfortunate.
But all good, all good.
We rest up.
We live to see another day.
Any sparks to use?
Oh, you're right.
Maybe, maybe.
Let's check out the sparks, why not?
We have full, bro, I never even spent the ones
before I went into that other fight, that's criminal.
Oh, we are gonna be so much stronger now.
Oh my goodness, and by like much stronger,
I'm talking like not that much stronger.
I mean, there's not much to put these sparks into right now.
Maybe the defense, at least I can get more tanky.
Curriculately hit damage, I don't know what that would do.
Stamina recovery I think is fine at this point, increases maximum stamina.
Actually though, actually I might.
It's getting out of hand, the stamina that I'm losing.
Like so quickly, it is kind of getting out of hand.
Between the dodging and I feel like I get out of stamina when I'm fighting a boss and it's punishing me.
But moderately increasing my defense though, which would be, what, like four plus four?
The cost, who?
What am I struggling with more?
I mean, I'm kind of tanky.
I don't really need the defense.
I think the stamina.
One stamina route.
It's time we get it up to par here.
I think so, I think so.
Let's take a look.
Decent.
It wasn't even that big of an increase, but it's up there now with the mana and the health.
I just felt like I always have to wait for my stamina recovery and it's kind of nice
for it to be a little higher now.
Defense-wise, I don't feel like I'm so weak, but we'll see, we'll see.
I think I'm good, I think I'm good.
Ugh!
I mean, are you talking about the secret camera set up?
Sheesh!
Nobody knows.
It's been a secret location.
The Paul's Camel.
Exactly, it's literally right under me.
literally right underneath me. Congratulations, you're the first one to guess it. Alright.
This is the final chapter, guys! You excited? I'm so sorry if I yelled in your eardrums,
but I'm excited. Let's go! Freaking final chapter, man. I've been waiting five months
for this, for this beautiful moment. Don't tell me we're gonna go up against boss like
right away without a little taste of this chapter
i need at least like 10 hours more time
i'd like it's a dead end
you nasty slanderer i let you get the heck is that now you have the gall to
show up you come at me now this day will be
As it comes, that's bold, that's bold work.
Uhhh, how supreme, what?
Start off hot with a monkey pluck.
I know, we can start Mollywabin.
What's he doing to you about it?
We're going for a second combo attack.
Maybe not, maybe not.
I don't know what he's doing.
Ooh.
You know what?
I'm just going for this.
So I get a chance to pull down.
I miss.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, he's getting more and more drunk.
Oh, I should heal. Oh my god, I should heal before I die right now. You want to hit.
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal.
Heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, heal.
Please let me heal, please let me heal, please let me heal.
How do I do the... how do I do RTL?
How do I do it?
Just start waving or what?
How do I use it?
Oh, it's not available yet.
That would explain a lot of things.
Eagle man!
Oh, god.
Can I hit him with this?
Nope.
Oh, yeah.
Perfect.
Perfect dot!
Again.
Oh, no.
I got a heal.
I got a heal.
How do I...
How do I... Okay, it's not available yet, right?
That's why.
I'm waiting, anticipating Lee.
What the heck is that?
Is that fire?
Bruh!
At what point does he never get out of the wheel?
Am I supposed to attack him like this?
Here we go.
Jesus.
Oh, you're a little crazy with that wheel.
Bruh.
He's back at it with the wheel.
That's crazy.
What do I do?
Do I just get up close? Or what? And then he does that if I get up close. It's crazy.
Monkey plug?
He did not. He did not.
He did not put his fist like that, and then he stopped my immobilization.
He nullifies it. That's crazy work. I think I'm gonna have to go round through on this guy. That's crazy work.
I'm operating on like full till right now.
Absolutely insane. I came to kill him.
I can't even know.
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, what do I do when he's on this wheel? Like, oh, oh my god. I already know what's about to happen.
Hold up. Hold up, hold up.
What is?
Yeah, that's brutal, man. For the final, for the final move, that's brutal, bro. Jesus Christ.