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02-28-2026 · 7h 48m
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What's up guys, how's it going how's it going that's right GTA 5 is starting up I gotta
way it's a large file bro a hundred gigabytes is big it's massive maybe he
is playing with Luna right now no sadly not if only if only I was doing that she
is in the other room in the other room and in order to get her I'd have to
close that door this one right here and I don't think I'm about that life
right now it's hot hence the summer music thank you for joining me with this
summer vibes how you guys surviving your summer so far give me a little
cutie I'm a getter in in the stream soon I'm have to figure out a system to get
to stay for now look who's joining us it's the summer piggy
enjoying their little coconut
yeah we're just waiting for now in the meantime we only have 25 gigabytes left I
I think it's about a minute, a minute per 10 gigabytes, which isn't that bad, if I'm being perfectly honest.
It's not that bad. Pretty fast. I have pretty fast internet speed.
I'm excited to dive into some GTA campaign.
We'll see how it goes. I haven't played GTA in a long time. Long.
We're talking like years. We're talking centuries.
centuries it's not that bad it's so fast it's it's pretty fast it's going pretty
fast I like it I like that it's going fast
I haven't played like I said you take a long time it's gonna be an exciting it's
gonna be exciting thing I promise I promise how much is your internet speed
though like a gigabyte yet is exactly a gigabyte man I feel like I got a slouch
all the way down sorry for being so lazy God I got to work on my posture I
can't be putting my elbow down everywhere posture up after check I like
that it's going fast as well mate it'll go by quick I promise we just got to
wait it out take a look at my steam library by the way in the meantime look
at this while we enjoy this coconut Caribbean music that's what I think of
this music as like this coconut vibe on the beach we've got manner lords we've
got outcasts so ma man I got a complete so ma I forgot I had that game alone in
in the dark. Parasocial was a lot of fun. Dredge, The Mysteries, Out at Sea. I was this
close. It was between two games. It was between Sea of Thieves or Grand Theft Auto. I went
with Grand Theft Auto, man. I went with Grand Theft Auto. You want to know why? I'll show
you why. How about that? Oh, legitimately, I'll just show you why. It's because
See if these it's because look at this review, bro. I kind of trust this review too. Hold on
Look at this
So I was like, okay. This seems like my kind of game
Pirates, you know, you're out in the ocean and all that all that good stuff all that jazz very positive reviews, right?
Basically five star reviews that are this
Scroll down now. I'm scroll down
Look at this bro
Look at this review right here
I'm gonna read it out for those that are blind the game is fun and exciting the mechanics are cool sailing a ship
Is a lot of fun finding loot is amazing as for the game itself. I would say it's a 10 out of 10
No problem so far no problem so far if anything it's like encouraging you to get the game
So it intrigued me why do they not recommend this game with some minor issues here and there?
like hit registration. But the player base is probably the most toxic group of people in existence.
And that's exactly why. That's exactly why. Let's say you're a new player, which would have been me.
By the way, that would have been me. I would have been the new player.
you load into the game grab a quest set sale as soon as any other players see
you no matter what they are doing killing you and sinking your ship becomes
their number one reason to exist they will hunt you down to the edges of the
map and you can't outrun them because they have been playing longer and know
all the tricks it's especially bad for solo players as you will most likely
Hold on, hold on. I appreciate the dramatic music that just came up right when I was speaking about the bad part
But then they started talking right they're talking over me
So where are we as you will see most most likely?
Always be fighting groups of two or four players right even when people do talk to you
With the in-game chat. They just say stupid stuff like you're
And damn you suck get good loser. I
mean I any any
That's nothing for the communities like League of Legends and Valorant though, right?
That you gotta just suck up.
The players are twisted.
They enjoy watching others suffer.
They will take every chance they can to barrage you with cannons and insults.
Even if they offer an alliance, you cannot trust them because they can still kill you.
And most often will.
If there was a way to play the full game and get full rewards without having to worry about
having a large group or more experienced players sneak up on you and sink your ship then spawn
kill you for an hour, this game would actually be one of my favorite games of all time.
It's crazy man.
That review really stuck with me.
I was like, damn, that would be my experience.
They're describing me.
I didn't want to risk it.
I was like, oh, damn.
This one review alone got me to be like, hell no.
Hell no.
I will not test fate, bro.
I will not test fate, bro.
And then I saw this review too and I was like, damn.
So this really is a thing.
This really do be a thing, huh?
So yeah.
I was like, okay.
Look at this one! Nice community.
Nah. Nah.
They're trying to get you to download the game.
They want, they want the guppy fish to arrive at sea
so that they can just destroy your will as a human being.
I wanted no part of that, bro. I wanted no part of that.
No risks, let's go.
It's true, Quadro.
A game this review is so ideal literally literally that would be it of course man
Yeah, I don't know I was like I might try it eventually but I didn't want that to be my first experience and if it is I
Almost would want to try it off stream bro. It got like snappy with the coconut music, huh? Hey, look at them go, bro
Look at them go. Hell yeah
Bro, they're just bad. Bro, I want to learn how to play that man.
You can't-
You can't be at a Caribbean island and not have some steel drum music, bro.
Hold me in the background, vibing.
Time of his life.
I feel bad for bass players because you kind of like-
You got to be so skillful at your job, but like, you see the steel drummers?
It's easy to like move and groove. Meanwhile, the bass is very like-
You gotta concentrate and you're like bro is stiff as a tree back there. I
Mean, I guess but I guess the same with the dude in the background do with the drums
He's kind of like a
You don't seem to be having a good time man, why are the two men frowning like this I
Mean I guess they're all kind of frowning. I mean she's she's frowning. She's the only one having a good time
why is that why is that there's only one having a good time bro I'd be there
like hell yeah hey there we go there we go there's a smile maybe they're just
concentrating maybe need like a lot of concentration when you play an instrument
right oh yeah yeah I don't know I don't know but yeah that's that's my that's
my experience with trying to decide if I wanted to play either with that game
grant that thought oh or see if these I was about to purchase if these before
that review bro that review just sank my battleship I did not want to be one of
those new players imagine playing this I was planning to do that what do you
mean I was planning to do that I was literally my plan over the GTA gameplay
It was just gonna be that nice
I just need to get myself one of those coconut bras, you know can match the vibe
Or like a coconut thong
Something like that from my wrist has been hurting and no it is not what you think
It is not what you think
It's hurting because I play a
Play competitive tennis
At a professional level, okay. I swear. All right. I think we're ready to go, bro
Cut the summer music and let's see what happens. Play a grand fifth out of five, play GTA Online.
I want to play the campaign just because I haven't done it in like forever.
Oh, hold on, personal information needs to be entered.
We good? Running install script.
English. English. Language select. Portuguese, Brazil.
Deutsch. Bro, can you imagine playing GTA 5 in Polsky or I'm sorry I don't know what
that one is. That's not Russian right? Italiano? Oh my god that would be so funny.
Bro, imagine Trevor just yelling in Italian. It'd be like Luigi. All right
No, I think we're good. Let's just do this, right? I
accept I
Love how they I love how they have this and like you're bound to it like who's who's gonna be like I've changed my mind. I
Would like a refund, please
Give my roof. I got that it and then print bro the print option to oh hell no
You got to be a sicko if you click print
You gotta be a sicko
Uh, uh, desktop. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.
I'm ready. I'm ready to play some GTA.
Bro, who's gonna actually print that license out? Like, for what purpose?
What legal action are you taking after you read that?
Uh, the Rockstar launch has been successfully installed in the system.
Let's go!
I had GTA 5 on Xbox, but ain't no way I am pulling out the Xbox.
And I do plan to play the cops and robbers version of GTA. I just kind of want to like soft
bro white
Bruh
Every time man every every time man
What is this why
Alright, let's see, just in case, I'm already a member, but let me just create a new one.
A Rockstar account is required, let's do it.
Oh, I should have kept the coconut muse gone.
Hell yeah.
That was Russian was it I have no idea maybe for the moon purposes maybe maybe
email not found oh I gotta actually click create a new account god damn and a new
thing that says I gotta accept the policies and whatnot that's crazy
Okay, bear with me now bear with me now
Oh man, okay, I think I'm almost there I'm about to finish
I'm right there, I'm so close, I'm so close.
Okay, I think it's done.
Wait, no, I don't want that.
What? That's a long miss.
Profile visibility.
Do I keep it on?
I don't think it matters, right?
Show my country.
Sure, why not?
My feed activity.
Who can see my wall?
Sure, why not?
A lot of games can post to your peer.
Hell no!
My game stats.
A lot of platform friend comparison.
Hell no!
That's a long miss!
You know verification!
Blurgh!
Uh... okay.
This should take a moment.
And now you need to restart your PC.
I swear to God if they actually...
If they actually... No, there's no way.
This is all just account creation, right?
If I needed to restart anything, it probably would have had to been later.
And now I got to link my Selenic out bro, this is crazy.
All this for the PC version, I'm down skis.
Rockstar activation code, please enter your rockstar activation code valid, internet connection
is required.
Where do I, I understand that these items will be permanently attached.
oh well hell good thing I'm on the the piggy scene right now
enabled cloud saves I mean sure what's the repercussions of not doing it oh damn
I think we're good
I think
Why is it a windowed mode
Why are we in window mode I don't like that I go for screen not yet
Oh my god, what fun hey
Hey, why is there a leaderboard?
I'm just playing the campaign.
It's not that deep.
It's not that deep for a leaderboard, bro.
I'm just playing the campaign.
It's been a while.
I remember it starts off with like a bank robbery
or something, right?
I tried the F11 key.
Did not work.
That was a long adventure without even playing this game,
literally.
Oh shoo, who she I don't remember her I'm trying to love it again did not work
Well, what's with this load screen somebody said in the reviews that uh, it did have a long load screen
Hopefully not too long
Well, we're gonna start soon Los Santos
Bruh
I can't wait to play the mod of versions,
beg some robbers, making new friends.
Oh my god. Can you imagine making new friends?
Not me.
What's his name again? Vince? Vincent?
This guy's name is Vincent, right?
There's Trevor, Vincent, and who else?
Hopefully it'll take less time, literally.
In the bottom right corner you can see it says initializing so yeah one day we'll get there
eventually.
I have no idea I haven't played at all.
You're ke- WHAT?!
No way.
Bro, there's no way!
What do you mean?
This better not be a, oh hell, watch all my personal information pop up, Jesus.
How to resolve, oh this is just like, common knowledge apparently.
How to resolve this.
Download the question.
When trying to run GTA, I'm getting the following errors.
Fail to initialize.
How do I resolve it?
Download and install the Rockstar game launcher.
Really?
I gotta do that?
Sign in to your account.
Click the avatar in the top right.
Select redeem code into your Rockstar.
So I already activated the code.
That's weird, bro.
What do you mean?
So I just launched it again.
I'm trying to launch it again, but look at Mr. Piggy in the meantime.
Windows Defender Firewall has blocks and features from Grand Theft Auto.
I mean, doesn't matter.
Let's try again.
Try again.
Wanna play?
Hold on, it's probably gonna pop up.
Boing!
Police, enter.
Account information.
Don't forget Mother's maiden name.
Social security. What was the name of your first bet? What is your favorite city to
live in? All that stuff. We're going again round two. Bro it took so okay but this
is new this is new right here. Reels Blue are assigned in. I didn't have
that before. I didn't have all that before so I think we're good now.
We're still in window mode for some reason, but I'll take it as long as we can play.
Please.
And also, okay, this is new.
We got this.
Easy display calibration.
You should be able to distinguish all the segments in Barbelow.
The logo.
The Rockstar logo itself should be visible.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean that's pretty good.
Pretty good.
Story mode, baby.
Wait, can I go full screen now?
Apparently not.
Maybe in the game I gotta do it.
I did click F11 again.
I did.
I know I finally made it.
I'm gonna have like no time to play this too.
Cause I gotta go some.
So thank you.
thank you for joining me on downloading gta file
and in windowed mode too
get in there sit tight i'll handle the plastic don't blow yourself up listen up
em get these assholes in the closet
what
hey in the back let's go let's go
Plus! Can I go fullscreen now?
Display?
Camera? No, it wouldn't be camera.
Where's the... I see audio options.
Where's the video option? Is it game?
Brief map settings. No, it'd be in settings for sure.
What the heck advanced graphics video memory high resolution shadows off
Damn they really think my PC can't handle it, huh?
Gamepad where you're kidding me right now
I
Can't go bro graphics might be
It might be it, screen type, windowed!
Good call, let her down, call.
I can't switch it, but I can't switch it.
But I can't switch it!
Why, why is it windowed?
Can I lose it real quick?
Why on earth, right, is it windowed?
How to go full screen GTA5 PC edition.
In the settings menu, click on graphics, tab will contain various options, locate the screen
mode option in the graphics tab, screen mode, I don't have that, right.
I mean it would have been here, screen type, yeah, damn, how to go full screen in GTA5
Make it full screen
Yes, yes
Keep new settings no, but I can't do anything here
It's not letting me do I got to go like this Oh
Excellent
the mouse wasn't selecting the option we're good we're golden I think nice keep
it nice sorry it was gonna bug me the entire time it can't be enjoyable to
watch anywhere all right we back use the phone to trigger how do I bring it up
was that button yeah let's do it press to be the contact list and then we
detonate
So we out of here we gotta start sprinting, right?
We got the money
$2,000 that's it. Oh never mind. Never mind 95k. Oh now we got a hundred seventy-nine K. Damn
Okay, I mean still that's kind of low in this economy. That's kind of low go. Oh
Oh shoot not the face reveal
Not the dream face reveal
To switch hold L all to show the view available characters
Okay
What do I do bro
Switch hold L all
Okay
Use to select a character and release
Got you easy peasy. Okay, that makes sense
Hundred and seventy nine K a piece
Do it do it
rescue again and lean cover you can also move
okay okay okay
oh no
I
Also shooting me
We good it's like one more dude behind that van
We just go let's just go bro, what's he gonna do? What's he gonna do?
There's more what do we go what do we do?
Go go go go I'm reloading bros
Where where where? Where's the freaking car, man?
Oh damn, Travis got some shots, huh? What do we have? Like five stars? Ain't the tanks supposed to come out like five stars?
Oh, I can't see. Let's go here
I'm reloading
Go go go go go
It's so many
I'm going in!
Where are we going?
Oh, shoot.
Po-po!
Po-po!
You see the cars on the main map, right?
Yeah.
No.
Not really.
Is he dead?
Oh, shoot.
That's our getaway car?
Am I driving?
I'm not driving.
I do not remember those two boondas.
Trevor's got that dog in.
Oh
Shoot
Damn successful get away
Alright, I see my mini-map now, I see my mini-map.
Hold S to break a reverse, got you.
Woo!
Oh, shoot, this ain't the turn!
Bro, that was the wrong turn!
Sorry, boys. Minor detour.
Oh my god, are we gonna make it whoa oh shoot that's definitely gonna cause some
concussions
Oh Blondie's still alive, huh?
I thought he would have died from that
Stick to the fucking plan come on
Where the fuck's the chopper
The heck is this guy? Oh, no, not bondy
Double cross oh shoot
Oh
Hold the cops off I got this
I'm reloading. Oh my god, bro. There's too many of them. This is it. This is it
This is where we say our prayers, bro
In a way we about to spend jail time
jail time maybe not oh shoot
and she looks she's right this Trevor escape
I don't remember that part. Hey, that's not bad man. If you did after all that
That's the best outcome right there besides Vincent
I was a Michael I keep calling Vincent
You know
He ain't dead yet y'all saw he ain't dead yet
The the ghost the Michael is here
Damn that's pretty invigorating though, I like that I like that a lot your son James
He's a good kid
Good kid a good kid
Why is he up the fucking poor?
No, how he escaped though sits on his ass all day. I remember that
that fucking game that's our standard for goodness and the wonder this country
screwed and what about you this guy kind of reminds me of Ray Laada and that
dude's like an early Bob Ross I don't have the advantages that kid has by the
time I was his age I'd already been in prison twice I robbed banks grant
horrors smuggled dope and you consider them achievements these were the
opportunities I had at least I took and where did these opportunities get you
Michael they got me right fucking here the end of the road the big house of
useless kid I'm stuck talking to you because no one else gives a shit oh I'm
I'm living the dream baby and that dream is fucked in this fucking fucked
Well, I think that's all we have time for the same time next week I
Guess
I tell you I'm too sure this shit is working for me
Hmm
All right, all right
How did we escape we picked our own death apparently are we working with the CIA I
I don't remember.
HOT OUT!
Damn, look at that. Classic Los Santos.
A classic Los Santos!
I trolled him so bad.
Damn, was that Muscle Beach?
Hell yeah.
Hey, this is getting me excited for GTA 6.
You tell me where Bertone Beach house is.
No.
No, man.
I cannot.
Actually, yeah.
That house right there.
Yellow stairs.
Yeah.
You're looking at home.
Appreciate it.
Man, get your stupid ass on.
Hey, why don't you ask him if he knows the fucking on?
Or better yet, do some sky riding in the reeds.
There's a couple of niggas here about to boost in the cars
in case somebody didn't realize.
See, what you don't realize, we ain't boosting.
This shit is a legit business legit. Oh, yeah, I forgot
You don't want all pumped up on doing this Nick nigger. I'm getting my money in the hood. I'm straight fool
I'm cool you cool cool. What slanging dope and throwing up gang size. Yeah, right
He told him that
Oh, we're trying to ball somebody.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Damn.
This nigga must have got the bag in here.
Yeah.
How do we go into sneak mode?
Man, correct.
Oh, dang.
What do we do?
What do we do?
We choose in red or we choose in white?
I don't know.
White's kind of slick.
White's kind of slick.
I'm liking the white
Hey, let's go let's go
Oh
I'm not trying to scratch this thing. Oh
Oh my god, bro, I haven't driven in GTA. I
Gotta get my license first
Oh
Oh
damn I didn't even read the cheat sheet that it was showing me
oh shoot no no no I'm coming through I'm coming through we can't let him beat
us oh hell no oh my god not the paint job going downhill it's okay nothing
but some spit and paper towels can't fix.
Jesus Christ.
It's all right, it's all right.
Literally nothing a sham wow cannot buffer out.
Oh, you gotta move it.
Holy Christ, y'all.
The good news is I haven't killed a person yet.
Oh, shoot.
Use, that's how you use the brakes, bro.
now they tell me after I've destroyed this vehicle now they tell me bro I was
wondering where the brakes were
oh my good gracious hold up we're taking a shortcut we're taking a shortcut
oh my goodness I got to get my license
Jesus ain't nobody's dead though nobody's dead not a single civilian has been
hit with this reckless driving oh he went this way oh we're good we're good it
was it was telling me to hold control while I was in the air but I don't know
why oh shoot oh we catching up we catching up oh watch out Jesus
whoo
oh my god bro
Hey, what do you just say?
What did that civilian just say?
Oh my frickin' god.
Damn!
All good, all good, all good.
Woo!
This car is still worth something, okay?
Oh
I'm having a hard back on that one Jesus Christ Jesus
God damn oh my god. I love how
you
you
you
you
you
out of my way people
what is playing on the radio right now
Jesus why are you jumping in front of the car oh she's still alive though thank
God for the cutscene because I was about to kill somebody right there I'm pretty
I was about to hit that old man, but luckily the cutscene saved us. Let's go
here he's an international businessman a multicultural that I could not have said
better than myself but seriously maybe he's not a racist I don't think that he
is man enough for a car like this
this guy right here you know give him a hi that's a real man's car I think you
are right Lamar you get a tax rebate I understand money is an issue money
is an issue
Hey, but I actually want to see what happens
Which car is mine this one
All right
Shoot that was close that was close
got love the GTA 5 dialogue we got to love it
oh shoot are you supposed to do those sharp turns where we going right here
where we parked we're going that driveway y'all hustle let's go Sunday
walking. Call me. Save vehicles by parking in the garage. Hey, that's just called common
knowledge to me. Oh no!
Maybe Tanisha will call your dog after she ever stop fucking with that brain-serving
lawyer she fucking with, never.
Jesus.
What?
He told him.
Oh, that's all he could say in return, too.
What?
Woo!
Now we gotta go to a barbershop.
That's our objective.
Barbershop.
We living on top of each other on an eight-rack.
Shoo!
Shoo!
Get on out of here!
Okay, baby.
I'll see you at the thing.
You hear me?
Franklin's health can be restored by walking over health packs or eating food from bedding
machines shops.
Sleeping on the bed will save the game an advanced time.
Is that what we want to do right now?
Save progress at any time mission using the quick save button on the phone.
Okay.
Man, that's our wardrobe.
We got two shirts.
Two shirts, two pants.
All right, mission passed.
On a mission pass, you'll be awarded a score
based on the mission challenges.
What, like not totaling that vehicle?
What now?
Are we supposed to change?
How do we change?
I'm not getting any options prompted. Hey, what was that? What was that? I just saw something. What was that?
The blimp has now been a lock all the blimp contact on your phone
For a blimp delivery. What is that?
The heck is a blimp delivery?
Email
Kanisha marks
What's going on here? Oh shoot. Oh shoot respond some tea on this one
F. I don't know why I'm writing to you, but trust me it is not because secretly I want to get back together. Oh
Okay, I don't not now not ever oh shoot
You are who you are and that is that I waited and I waited and nothing changed and now I've seen someone else and I'm finally happy
After all that I went through all after all that I went through with my brother's passing
I know that life. I know that life that you live ain't for me
I always knew that. I ain't got the strength. I don't want it. I want something else and that thing ain't money
I guess what I'm saying is goodbye. You'll always be my friend. You know that but that is it tea. Oh
Shoot
She really needed to write that though
I'm gonna live off happily now
See ya
damn
Okay
Responses T. Don't say that you do your thing right now, but wait for me. We meant for each other. You know that love it
Oh, I don't want to say that
Okay
Is that what we have to say
It is what it is. How do I get back bro? How do I get back?
Damn, I definitely don't want to say that
Okay, what about this blink thing? Oh, it's in my contacts, right?
Okay, take a look at the blimp, where's the blimp due?
What's the blimp?
Hey, I need a blimp right now.
Of course sir, I'll get one sent out to the nearest available drop off point.
Cool, thanks lady.
Thank you for your business, call us anytime.
Damn, where's the nearest blimp location?
Where is the nearest Blint location?
I didn't get that memo.
So do we just...
A weapon cannot be equipped when in the same house.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Quick GPS.
Interaction menu.
Make myself scarce.
Girl, eat or drink a beer.
I mean that's how we replenish our health, right?
Do not scream at me, please.
I'm not screaming at you, but I might be.
All right, I think for now, this is a good start.
This is a good start.
Mission pass, no fails.
Touched, tuned up the car slightly,
but that's about it.
What are we watching over here?
Can I sit down with you?
Can I sit down with you?
That's how they get in them this time, right?
Oh, no.
Tanisha replied.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Before we go.
Tanisha replied.
Let's pull up the phone.
What she said?
She replied to me.
No.
You got it wrong.
We ain't-
you
you
you
you
you
So good made the cutscene unscathed look we've been working together for unscathed baby
Which is why I am very honored to announce to you that you are employee of the month
Hell yeah wasn't easy picking a winner wasn't easy at all me no more your nephew Sergeant
with the twitch look man it's been a real honor home
You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be what today is
repossessing vehicles that fools have purchased at exorbitant interest rates
I love GTA, man.
That's so good.
Hell yeah!
Oh, don't look jealous now.
Don't be looking jealous now.
Oh, don't look jealous now. Don't be looking jealous now
No, he's actually angry
Damn Lamar chill chill you could have it bro
Look what you did man
good fricking Simon did causing this family feud between us bro
today is nothing just a bike hasn't made the payment at all some kids at this
Gucci beach his name is a step on him in it is he in a gang
seriously enough I did nothing quiet when he bought the bike we got work to
do a employee of the month.
She.
Oh my God.
Listen, where my red carpet at, huh?
Where my red carpet at?
The Spoochy Beach.
I'm on my way.
I'm on my way.
Now that we got Lamar in the passenger seat and he jealous as
slack
We gonna be driving reckless
I think I scratch my diesel like slightly
Hey, I'm just holding about across the street
Oh my not the taco truck not the taco truck lay me out
I'm trying my darn this
did not crash this vehicle while Lamar is yapping away at 100 miles an hour I'm
driving 100 miles an hour Lamar yapping 100 miles an hour oh shoot my bad I
did not do that by the way I've been framed
Me start all over again with some other cool
Anubu got it
Is that blood oh my god, bro, I may have murdered her
I may have actually murdered her holy smacks
You turn subtitles on oh is it not on I
I didn't even notice you write about that hold on where do we get that in the game
most likely we play mission credits actually it'd be in the settings right
display subtitles on hell yeah hey I said on cut damn it select what the
Brett, there we go.
Hey, that's rude Lamar. That's rude, bro.
Yeah, this feels like setup this feels like a stinky setup man. We got walk my dumpsters. Probably why it's stinky, too
I gotta catch up to the mar man. We got we got
We're on the wrong side of this bridge.
Jog up a little bit.
You should know, a block makes a difference.
Hey, hey, hey, hold up.
This is one of these blocks up.
Search the garages.
What are we looking for, the Bugatti?
I'm delayed more, fuck.
Well, it ain't here.
That one, man.
Oh, hell no.
My powers have deducted me.
Bro, you're just gonna be standing there?
You could have- you could have been opening this one while I was opening the other two, man.
Oh, this is setup.
Oh, this is setup, bro.
Oh!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, hell no.
grab that heat where where oh my frickin whole tab to bring up the weapon thing
oh got you okay I forgot what was my is it cute oh there we go there we go where
he at. Get down Lamar! Oh shoot, I'm reloading! Hey get out of that portapati!
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Oh, mama!
The shotgun, where's the shotgun at?
Oh, shoot!
Oh, that headshot though.
where I don't see anybody bro I see now oh we almost had him we almost had him
I don't know you ain't going anywhere now. Where you going?
What's the shoot oh they have top
Yeah
He's getting away bro hustle Lamar hustle we got to chase him down right let's go let's go let's go
hurry up hurry up hurry up
M-m-m-m-m-m-mer
Dan
He's right about that though
Man, it's because he took so long jumping the fence!
Oh my god, we can't drive that way
Can't drive that way
I don't want to hurt anybody
I don't want to hurt anybody
No, no, no, he's not getting away. What's wrong with my vehicle, man? It's like moving to the side a little bit. Oh
shoot
No, I missed my turn. It's okay. Jesus Christ buddy. Don't walk behind my vehicle
Oh my god, bro, this thing is so difficult to drive.
Is he in the garage?
Jesus.
Jesus!
Which way did he go?
He must have went up.
He must have went up.
Bro, is he back on the- oh my god, I feel like I'm in Austin Powers right now.
Where I'm like stuck in a little golf cart.
Unable to move.
If homing was just gonna lead through that garage, I could have just I could have just went this way
Why is every single tree spawning in front of me?
Okay, we're okay. We're okay. We're okay
Hey, I'm just saying the brakes don't really work on this thing
Oh my way, I might need to steal another vehicle
What oh the biker escaped I thought I died from that crash. I was like hell no
Bro, that was that was hard. What do you mean, bro? That was hard to catch that dude
freaking Lamar holding me back bro Lamar holding me no way ain't no way my spine
just cracked like that god damn
Oh
Go go go go go go. Okay, at least we know the route bro. Why are you driving right when I'm
Okay, it's okay
We got this
I would bro, I swear Lamar is the worst passenger to have
In a high-speed chase
Now we got this we got this chill chill
How'd that happen? How'd that happen, bro?
How'd that happen bro?
We're good we're good we're good we're good. He's gonna go through the garage we can oh Jesus. Hey, man, that's on you. That's on you
move that's on you bro
whoo did he not go in the garage oh we almost had him we almost have him bro
we almost have him bro there we go there we go there we go hold while aiming
What do you mean we shoot it? Oh, why is the car there? Oh my god
This is racing my blood sugar levels
Wait, where'd he go oh my god now I got the cops on me
Oh I see my seam I see my seam I see him I see my seam I see him I see him we got him
Hell yeah
Get the bike all right all right we gotta go fast we gotta go fast please are here
Oh hell yeah.
We gotta lose cops.
Hell yeah.
And just like that,
Mission complete!
Oh my god bro.
We got to be careful on this bike we are like one concussion away from everything just ending
oh bro you got out of my way bro all right we're close by we're close by easy
Oh, hell no.
We got this.
We got this.
Oh, hell no.
We were so close, bro.
We were so close!
Goddamn.
I tried to go that whole way without crashing.
It's all good.
Minimal damage.
Minimal damage.
What are we getting?
A paint job?
Is that what we're heading right now?
Oh, shoot.
We don't want to go in time.
Incoming traffic?
Oncoming traffic?
oh shoot
What is it the car wash bro
Man, that was that was a crazy mention
Damn.
Woo!
Ugh.
Bro, committing mass murder for a...
...card dealership is not it.
It is not the move.
Mission pass, let's go!
Hey, that's how we keep our employee of the month status. That's how we do it right there
All right now we follow the rules bro now we follow the rules the laws of Los Santos. It's a red light
That's what we got to do, man
That was crazy
I'm trying to keep it clean, bro. Hey, you better not walk in front of me. You better not walk in front of me
I
Lamar
Stretch is getting out homie stretch. He's big almost done. We're gonna be how like dog we don't haul a dog. Okay
Well, why are they crossing the street right when I'm like about to turn in let's go. Let's go homie
Move it
for good measure bro for good measure you're taking a sweet time and I didn't
like it wait hold up why why is the garage closed now we got to go in the
front oh right here
whoo whoo that's crazy
oh we're doing another job already?
After that crazy one
Hey, I got this easy good condition no problem
Good conditions, my middle, last, and second, last name.
Let's go.
Just take a look at my car as an example.
Easy.
Is that Usher?
Oh, hell yeah.
Is that usher? Oh hell yeah
Whoa hell yeah, I'm my way folks
I'm on repo duty. Oh hell. What's time you calling me bro? I'm driving
I hear you took the bike for yourself, my employee
No, Lamar!
You and me Lamarms don't get that back to you, no?
Oh, I am sure.
You will get this car off the daddy's boy, and then we talk.
Insurance papers say they have a locked garage, so you will need to gain access from inside the house.
Oh my god.
Do not talk to me about easy, you thief.
Frickin' Lamar, man.
Only mad jealous of my employees, man.
Oh my god.
What's with me?
No!
Why did you speed up?
Why did you speed up?
Bro, there's no way.
Why don't we speed up like that?
Find a way into the house.
we can just
my getting far from it
from my mission
we'll go through the back
we'll just go through here
although bro they got a tense court that's crazy
and this is a nice house
yeah I can't just go like this
maybe I gotta go through the tennis court
oh why does this guy have weak ankles?
every time I jump, I hope he can't land on his feet
I'm entering a stealth mode
One tells mom we were all generate less noise.
And it's a nice tennis court, bro.
It's a nice house in general.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, did I say the sprint?
I did not say the sprint.
Soft bones, literally.
To reach the window, climb onto the car.
Oh, I see it.
Oh, I see it.
It's just because you have a massive Gaper, bitch.
He did not.
Dad!
He did not.
You're gonna mess it!
Trying to knife attack me?
No one creeps on the J-Dog, my niggas.
I
Retrieve the car
Oh damn
Damn you got it
Which means the garage this way. Oh, let's go. I think we got it
We got it
And we're out of here, but wait a second isn't it okay good. I'm about to say isn't the gate lock
Not a scratch baby not a scratch
We are professionals
Man, I'm coming back
Got you Simon you better keep that employee in the month picture up because
Bro it's him
and looking at the way you're going about it I guess you're working a credit
fraud yeah I just worked the fucking repo and we got played without taking
responsibility yeah maybe one day we'll have a beer and I'll explain how the
world really works who gives you to slip a car traffic in Los Santos is
crazy can we move you look legit of course it's hard right there too just
between him and your fucking son
don't worry me and mr. Italian
we'll work this out
kinda scratch
hell yeah
oh my god bro
that was close
red light though, red light. There's a lot of traffic. Can I like scoochie in here or
someone gonna hit me?
It's Jess up here. Okay. Stop the car. Hold on.
Where? Here? Here? Is that your place? Yeah, that's the place, man.
I
Ran through the window the dealership
All right
Oh, damn!
Hey, don't blame me.
What? What? What's up with this?
Oh, hell, you're not even gonna put up a fight, huh?
You're just gonna be taking this? You're gonna be taking this beating, Simon?
Jesus.
You're just gonna be taking this? You're gonna be taking this beating Simon? Jesus!
Yeah, damn.
He actually called him a racist bro.
They have some fuck break into my fucking house.
This kid might be a fucking idiot, but you are a fraudulent scumbag piece of shit.
Don't make me have to come back here.
Dang!
Homie just stood on business.
And now we gotta get home?
I
Pro Luna didn't even flinch
Simon biting the curb in 4k literally
Simon really did bite that curb all right
We got to get back home. What do we do? Do we take the bus the Los Santos transit? Hey, don't hit me. I'm trying to get on board
Let's go. Oh
oh shoot I didn't know I was keeping this dude off damn my bad homie all right
where you where you people gotta go
bus coming through all right where you people got go I'll take you I'll take
you to your stops first I'm fine with that
I'm okay with that.
Amanda, Michael, you bought that core but never used it.
My grip and ball control has def-improved.
Coach is very hard on me.
Oh, shoot.
Hey, that's some- that's some double meaning right there from Amanda.
What's she trying to say about the coach?
What's she trying to say about that coach?
Being very hard.
What?
What?
Okay, bus coming through man. I'm sorry bus coming through. It is what it is. I work for the city
Okay, I
Work the city. I'm just doing my job
All right, anybody guys stop here bus coming through a bus coming through a
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa garbage truck only one government employee at a time, please
Hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.
Alright now we're cruising.
Oh Nelly.
Damn is that a statue of a horse?
Bro how do you honk in this thing?
How do you honk?
move it
what the fuck out
go go go
that's a nice horse
that is a nice horse
yeah the coach is sassy
the coach is up to something
the coach is up to no good business
I'm just trying to get back home
Bro, why are you driving into me?
That's the real question.
Why are you driving into me?
Which way is home? This way?
Open up.
Hey, everybody.
Everybody on the bus.
We're making a quick pit stop.
This is my home.
Feel free to, uh,
grab a water.
Nothing else, though, please.
Nothing else but water.
Woo!
Hey, we got a mission pass.
Let's go.
just say honk literally man literally that's what I got to do
on on sleeping the bed to save your game let's go
we went from the slums to the non slums in Los Santos
Damn, look at that fireplace. Okay, chill with it, chill!
I like the European vibes.
Got that nice European vibes in this house.
Uh...
We're just going home, right?
Hey, are we about to walk in on Coach and Amanda right now?
I don't want to see
Hey, that's the
Damn yeah, damn
Hell yeah.
Tune it all out.
Where we listening to it?
Oh hell yeah.
Yeah I didn't know.
I didn't know this guy was chill like that.
Oh no.
Can I help you, sir?
What do you want?
Man, I come by for that drink, you all.
That's all.
I wasn't really serious about that.
What?
You hear it, whatever.
Sit.
You ain't gonna rob me again.
Man, I never robbed you.
That was just a repossession.
I forget it.
You go with whatever you want to cover it.
I really don't care.
Yeah, I just came by to see if there's something I can help you with.
I see you're doing well for yourself.
I'm retired.
Aren't you a big young for the pipe, slickly, and staying out of fucking sunset?
Yeah, I've been in this game for a lot of years.
I got out alive.
That makes me the right inch.
You look like a big kid.
If you want my advice, give this shit up.
You work hard, screw over everybody that you love.
Hurt, rob, kill indiscriminately, and maybe, just maybe, if you're lucky, you become a three-bit gangster.
It's bullshit.
Go to college.
Damn.
We got a strive for the three big games. There's lifestyle
This is actually this guy's house is it is
But you saw the other day
There's a guy dealing pests. Yes, I never saw myself. It's just a fucking pet
These lessons all about humility
Tomorrow we'll try a training montage training what?
I was just lost in an 80s movie thanks to you.
Yeah, I can see you spent a lot of time in it.
As much as I can.
So that's why you being blind with it, right?
Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot.
I think said imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the fuck you're doing on this earth.
Jesus, man. You a good time. You know that?
I'll tell you what.
At least I can do is buy you that beer.
That's the far I like.
It's not too far from here.
Let's go.
All right, mate.
I'm following you.
Oh, we in business now.
Uh-oh.
It's our son Jimmy.
Hey, Jim.
I'm going for a drink.
Dad!
Shit!
I'm in a boat going down the western highway.
It's it's been stolen what the yachts been stolen. Oh shoot trying to sell it
I know you didn't want it so but I need money and they don't want to buy it
They just want to take it
All right, I'm coming for my fault
God dammit Jimmy boy is in trouble. I do what I can't help with that man get on in
Let's go, let's go. We gotta rescue the boat.
And possibly Jimmy. Possibly.
Oh my god, the bus is still here. I can't believe it.
It's blocking my way though.
Jesus Christ.
Alright, there we go, there we go. He slipped through.
Barra!
It's been a hi-tech somewhere on the western highway man ain't you worry about my boat? Yeah, I am
Really gonna turn like that when you see me speeding down at 200 miles an hour
Unbelievable
Maybe help you open the door to all the joys that boat-related parenting issues entail.
So I'm gonna help you get this boat back, right?
There you are, my friend.
Oh, my...
I'm awake!
Where? No way. It's attached. It's getting away! Not my yacht. Oh, shoot, he's driving
fast at that thing too. I was even able to do that.
So what are we doing?
Damn, Jimmy's on that boat too.
I thought he was gonna jump
there we go oh shoot okay I'm coming I'm coming
Oh
That's what I'm talking about frankly. Oh shoot I got paid
and
i'm not supposed to
all we did it
they all have a lot of training come through
land in my dink shots
Oh
Hold on hold on I'm coming I'm coming homie's running fast though
We got him we got him, but I did have to slow down to do that. Hey, we're gonna run over him, too
No, don't you dare don't you dare? I got you, bro
I'm trying to get you why didn't you
Whoo
Oh, we can't leave we can't leave homie Franklin
We do
You got this
There we go, what about the boat
We got to get that boat back come on
No! Not the boat, bro!
Alright, alright! Damn!
I can't believe we actually lost our boat. That's crazy.
Oh, shoot.
Listen, Jimmy. The thing might be more valuable than you at this point.
That was a really bad judgement call.
But shit dad, I nearly died.
And all you give a shit about is this fucking fault.
No, not that.
All we do is scream at each other.
No wonder I can't get a job.
It's all your fucking fault.
Or it's not, but it's partly your fault.
I mean, I just want to impress you.
By selling my fault to some shank-bearers?
I know it sounds dumb when you put it like that.
All you do is daydream or get angry.
I love daydream or get angry.
You're an asshole.
And right now, with my folks just peering over the horizon, that's all I can see.
Right, do me a favor and give this kid a ride home and fix this thing.
I want to head up the road in peace.
Oh, great!
Leave me with the home invader.
I'll get it done, huh?
No problem.
I know.
Oh my god, bro.
Enough, all right?
It's all good. You're gonna go get this car fixed anyway.
Outta my way, people!
Outta my way, goddammit!
Hey, what's that?
Ignorance is bliss.
Are they siblings?
I'm guessing they don't get too many piracy claims on the great ocean freeway, you know?
Fuck me. I hate paperwork.
Hey, so you are a do-mortem.
Hey, we got that insurance money. Let's go.
I don't.
Before on me, man.
No, not really.
This little shit stays in his room all day.
Oh, this is the wrong way.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I like looking at him.
Looking?
Yeah.
You gotta come down from the marina, sit on the top, pour myself a drink, and look in.
Jack
Sounds like Franklin's about to join the crew you know who we haven't heard from yet
Trevor
Hold me still alive. We know that
A couple thousand man watch it cost like two hundred dollars
Watch it cost two hundred
Hey, Jimmy and I are about to be best friends, watch.
Jimmy and I are about to be best friends.
get your vehicle respray to lose your one level let's go
I'm on my way.
Ubler Mach Sentinel.
Let's go.
We got the free repair.
That's it?
Full body repair and engine service.
nice what else breaks lights
I mean I guess we're good right armor upgrade damn how much money do we got we
got two thousand what if we do a different color respray chrome 1200 let's
do it I didn't purchase let's go okay what else
what about the secondary color take a look at chrome
you
you
you
you
you
You
Man
I'm trying to scratch at this vehicle
Hey
No, I didn't get a job.
I've never had a job.
It feels like hard work.
Like, the day just kind of disappeared.
Hey, you play righteous slaughter?
No, not since the first game.
OK.
Give a man a fish, and you'll feel my heart.
We're taking the long way.
I mean, it's a shortcut.
My God, leave his wife and sail into the sunset with girls
and pick up the knife.
Woof!
Oh my God, bro.
There's no way I didn't crash into those two vehicles.
I thought for sure
Not the bus block in that transfer I can't holy Christ this bus has come back to haunt me like crazy
Yo, man, that was a pop of the song that's coming on to
Bangor detected exactly
Exactly
Strip clubs
Oh, I believe you Jimmy
Brother from another mother, I mean I hope so cuz my mom was kind of a skank back in the day
Yeah, whatever home
Jesus
And at least we got a bus is coming back in handy. Look at that
Look at that!
We got our bus back!
Let's go!
We got new contacts.
We got Michael.
We got Jimmy.
A bus coming through.
Bus coming through.
Oh, is that our vehicle right there?
Hold on, I don't want to lose our vehicle though.
As much as I love this bus,
we're just going to cause traffic and leave it right there.
Uh, garage properties are now available.
Let's go.
go
Rob's liquor whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa slow down I'm trying to get in my
vehicle oh Simon's calling me
You were like a son to me. Employee of the month. This doesn't mean nothing to you.
They don't have gun mahi. No loyalty. No integrity. You should have taken the bullet.
My business. You are f*****g crazy.
That's crazy. He actually said that.
Oh my god!
We should have taken the bullet!
They should have pierced your scranium brains, splattered across the...
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god don't bring up Tanisha she ain't got nothing to do with this
nothing oh was I supposed to was I supposed to go in the car okay I thought
we were walking goddamn Jesus Jesus Tonya chill I don't even know my vehicle
works right now what's going on over here
What in the god damn
Hey, don't be judging me like that.
I'm just trying to get to our destination.
Liquity split.
What is it over here?
Let's go Tanya, keep it up.
Oh, it's this truck.
Alright Tanya, let's go, let's go.
God pick up the pace girl pick up the pace goddamn
Okay
And a band and vehicle hell yeah
He's doing it for JB
Excuse you Jesus
Damn Tonya, I thought we family
I thought we were family. What kind of offer is that? That's crazy. Hey, at least you take
care of family though. Damn. Bruh. Hard to focus on the target. Gotcha.
Okay, I've seen JB do this a hundred times. Back up close, make sure the hook is down, and it should slide right in.
Okay.
Hi, baby! Back it up nice and steady.
Okay, we are in, baby. Let's get this back to the lot.
Hey, this was not my day, boy.
Damn.
Hell nah.
You gotta get out of my way, bro.
Jesus Christ, move!
Move!
I've been trying to branch out. Can't stay in Changlin Hills forever.
Nah, I'm going, I'm going. Y'all better not drive.
Air is now. I remember you before you was the wannabe when you just was.
And I remember you and JB before y'all was dopey. Shit changed.
You the one on turf, stop. JB's smoking but he ain't smoking homies.
He out here grinding. Towing cars, paying bills.
For reals. Cause I coulda sworn it was me out here towing cars for him.
call us for heat. And looking damn fine doing it too baby. Hey I'm, I'm, I'm spicy. I am real spicy.
Okay, we make a drop where they got the areas marked. They get real finicky when we don't leave
it in the right place. Oh my Jesus. Oh, I can't even back up in this thing.
All right, here we go, why am I dropping it off?
Just back it up.
Oh, hell no.
Why is it so complicated?
I have an idea I have an idea we're taking her back around now don't you dare
I'm going first I got an idea
perfect
How we good H drop on the vehicle
Damn, that's it
Mission pass let's go a michael's available now. Let's go and let's get out of this thing
It drives so slow, but look at my fresh, squeaky, clean vehicle.
Alright, let's take a look at the map.
Where are we going?
We got the house we can go to.
We got Michael too, right?
I saw the M somewhere.
I don't know where it is now.
How do I go down? How do I look at the map? Oh damn, he's all the way over there.
I kinda want to go there though.
I want to be chill with my uncle.
You could already see how I could hit a thousand people, what do you mean?
First of all, I've hit like maybe two people at most, and I'm pretty sure they survived, okay?
I am pretty sure all limbs were intact. No major, no major casualty, alright?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I'm turning y'all. Careful.
oh my god I was so close damn we all know it was his fault too he like pulled up slightly
That was all him.
He's driving kinda slow on the freeway, buddy.
Oh god!
Oh god!
That was the wrong exit.
But now we back on track.
Waaaaaay! Wrong exit.
Wrong one.
Bro, it would have taken me all the way around too.
Oh my god, I swear he's fine. Somebody call 911
And he'll be totally fine just give him a little mouth-to-mouth
Call me will will be totally fine little mouth-to-mouth is fine. Oh god. I hate this street. There's like nowhere to
Go around these cars on the red light
And we really want to cross town
I don't want to damage the property you know, I gotta respect Michael and all.
Hey, where's the chrome vehicle?
What the hell?
Oh, that's some family drama right there.
Oh shoot!
Damn.
Is it the tennis coach? Oh my god it is.
Follow the tennis coach, let's go.
We're not, we're not killing him, right?
What are we doing?
my wife
Damn
Hold on oh
shoot
This narrow street man. Oh shoot. Oh
No, oh
God damn
Okay, good we were meant to lose him. I was like god damn. What do you do to avoid that? Oh
Oh we're gonna find him that's him right that's him up there
I
Bangin married women's a hobby not a fucking profession
There's winch in the back of the truck
That came with one of those sports up there
You've been a pull this deck down and that's pretty cool. My marriage down
We're gonna go beat his fucking dramatic, you know, whatever
I've come to say
Bro
Man, I'm a mad please offer you my applause.
You fucking motherfucker!
No!
And we'll see how you like it when someone fucks with your shit!
Well hey, wait!
You got the wrong idea now!
Fuck!
Man, we're about to do this.
Here we go!
We'll take down his whole house.
Let's see what happens!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shoot.
Damn.
Oh, shoot.
Why you fucking serious dick of a bitch?
Oh shoot
Did we kill him?
Fuck man fuck
We didn't fuck his ass
Yeah, fuck him
But what's he really trying to pull that dude off the fucking head?
Hey, we were trying to teach him a fucking lesson
I'm not asking this bitch to get your ass lessened man
man maybe I'll keep it on the curtain out of my wife
yeah I think he's alright I think coach is alright he's up there quivering and
his leopard boxers what the hell it's not my house oh my god I couldn't afford a
place like that i'm a tennis coach i hit balls for a living oh no
just fucking terrified
Oh shoot, what do we do?
Damn, switch between Michael and Franklin.
Hold on, how do we do that again?
Oh god.
How do we do that again?
Oh shoot the one shot the one shot wonder
I think we're good. I think we're good. Oh, he's still alive. He's still chasing
Am I switching between Michael now?
Oh, we got one, bro.
That was a perfect shot.
Oh, who are you?
He's not even one of them
Was that guy
Ah, he's too close me
Oh, we got him
Jesus
Man, what are you talking about? I shot homie a hundred miles out!
All because of the tennis coach, bro.
Hey, is this a shortcut?
Hey, let's take the shortcut, let's take the shortcut.
Oh boy.
Woo!
You are wasted, you didn't buy that fucking phone, man.
You're right.
I need to do something.
Oh my god!
I need to do something.
Scotch it, sunshine, it's sitting on my ass.
Fuck that, I'm better than that.
Yeah, I'm skipped on all that knowledge of fear.
It's within your time, dog.
You don't have to shit on me.
Don't, dog.
You're a bitch, you know what you're saying.
You wouldn't believe the shit I know.
You hear me?
Take this from school?
I love other dialogue just cut out
freaking massive accident all right
that was crazy
Yeah, that was a banger on the radio.
Oh, no.
Is that Martin?
License.
Now, Franklin, maybe help Mr. DeSanta here for me.
I think Martin Madrazo, good boy.
Now maybe give him a little of a background.
Man, Mr. Madrazo...
Mr. Madrazo is a legitimate businessman
business man who was wrongfully accused of running a Mexican American games and
narcotics but the charges would drop because of the witnesses came up missing
smart now Michael
Oh shoot.
Well, there was a strange house for a tennis coach.
straight clearly well Natalia will meet a hotel while you find out the
rebuilds bullshit sure and I'm casing here the rebuilds will be somewhere in
the 2.5 million range of course great holy shit we're just gonna forget about the fact
The goons we just killed are not important, right? They're not important
I'm working except for my eyeballs. I only know one way to make money
I'm gonna have to give an old friend a call
Oh, that was the... like the kind of light.
All because of this tentacle. Man, nobody's... nobody's uh...
talking about this tentacle at all, dude.
Nobody's caring about them at all!
Why was he at that house? That's us?
Even for a dead man Michael. Oh, you don't sound good, buddy. Hmm tactful and charming even in death
There come see me old friend. I'm living in Los Santos just like you Marietta Heights. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Hey, how do you?
Hello?
You faggot.
How do you know where I live?
Director mode, actor unlock, Amanda.
Okay, okay.
Damn, it's a nice day.
It's a nice day out in Los Santos.
Very, very nice.
Alright guys, can you watch Luna for me for just a second while I go pee?
Thank you, thank you.
I'm looking through my appointment book and I don't see your name.
Yeah well I'm more of a walk-in guy, Doc, you know that.
Walk-ins are more expensive, but I'm always happy to accommodate.
Sure, you'll accommodate me as long as I got money in my pocket, right?
I'm in a bad way, Doc. I might come by soon.
All right, thank you guys. Thank you for being the Luna babysitter we are back
What did Amanda just say hold up what did Amanda just say too soon to bring up tennis assume
I'm not getting another coach anytime soon. So need someone to play with worried my grip is gonna lose. Oh
Amanda Amanda
What is this? Michael, you bought that Corbin? Oh yeah, I remember that message.
What else do we got?
Dear Michael, very good seeing you yesterday. I want to stress how important it is that we continue therapy.
We are on the point of a major breakthrough in your treatment. It's a fascinating process.
When it seems pointless and exploitative is when therapy works the most.
Life isn't meaningless. You're deeply troubled, but together we can make you a functioning member of society.
I recommend you keep taking the medication, continue to read the books I gave you, and really try to understand what is causing these temper outbursts.
We'll crack you yet, amigo. We're in this together. As you know, I really enjoy working together.
You're a fascinating man, Michael, but I'm afraid medicine in this country is not a charity, and with that in mind, I'm afraid I'm going to put my rates up again.
Only by 75% which I think is very reasonable given the stresses and strains of my work
Holy Christ
Response doc, I don't know. I feel this is I feel this crap doesn't work for me. I'm just crazy and I don't feel like myself
One moment. I'm calm and the next I'm crazy. I just don't know what to do your rates again. Wow
That's all we could say I guess in stock now guns ammunition, okay
very very cool so we are headed to Lester right let's do it let's do it
Lester my man I will see you very very soon
Why is the door open?
Weasel news
Oh my god, I love Weezo News!
Is that a bank job
That should help get rid of the red lights
Oh my god, we got a new contact mark Michael my money. Where is it?
You do not want me to visit you again next time will be so much worse
M. M. Hold on we gotta visit Lester. Lester's gonna get us out of this. I believe it. Oh shoot, what kind of neighborhood is this though?
This is not the neighborhood I thought Lester was gonna be in.
Damn. Call me. What the heck happened to your house?
King, is this not the house?
Do I gotta go in through the back?
Oh, is it literally the house next door?
Is it this house?
Even worse!
This house is worse.
Fuck you Lester. You gonna let me in or what?
Give me a minute.
God dang it.
I was dead.
Praise be.
You weren't very good.
You need my help.
Oh Lester.
Cause you came here.
What else would you?
Listening to the radio is one of the best parts of this game.
I know that.
Absolutely.
And you're gonna make it up to me by doing whatever I ask.
Or rather, I mean, I need something done, you need to know something, so we're gonna help each other.
I gotta make some dough.
You're back in the game?
I guess.
Look, Lester, about what happened before.
I know you never mentioned my name.
Well, I'm not on any lists anywhere.
I know you never betrayed me.
As for you, you gotta figure that I never told anyone.
That instead of gently decomposing in North Yankton, you're angrily decomposing in Los Santos with a shrink
And a wife who don't love you no more
Since you quit it like that shut up a minute. I'm getting an eye-climber alert
Yeah, that little college boy sack of shit phony fuck who?
Jane Orris. Yes, that fuck is a lying bastard. I've read his fucking meals. He's a fucking cheat. I
I heard him say that he saved America.
What, by outsourcing all the jobs?
By selling us little bits of plastic restricted access shit?
When else payback time you lying turd?
What the hell are you talking about?
You are about to get that white collar gig that you always dreamed of, Mikey.
Here, take this fashionably retro weird for a 45-year-old man
but I cannot let go of the 1980s bag
and dress yourself up like a billionaire math genius with little little laspers.
You're gonna be ready for the minor glitch of your pulsive pseudo messianic life.
Okay Lester, get out of here!
Call me when you're ready.
We are about to put the Darwinism back in social Darwinism,
and brother it is gonna be fine.
You fucking kidding me?
I'm a bank robber, not a web designer.
So we'll go robbing soon.
I'll find something.
Just like the old days.
I
Love I love that's the character man. Oh
So good. It's so good. All right, let's go
Let's do it
Okay, I get it I get it I'm on my way
To wherever you just say
We got to look like a billionaire, low-level ass burgers.
So basically, we are on our way to get dripped out like emo-musk, right?
I'm down.
Let's go.
Goddamn.
I'm sorry.
I was looking at my map.
Oh, it's the wrong exit, bro.
Sorry, I'm going to back this up.
This Audi drives a little weird, man.
drives a little funky. By the way, I have no idea how to change any of the stations
on the keyboard and mouse, so whatever just happens to be on is what's going to be on
basically is that there right oh my god I didn't want to miss my exit but we have
I've got to repair this vehicle soon.
That's pretty good. I like that. Suburban.
I didn't lose my job.
Of course.
Got too old, got outsourced.
Same thing happened to my tad.
Now you gotta fit in with a different generation.
What about a vest and some cargo shorts?
All right.
I've told y'all he's the best driver.
Thank you.
Thank you for believing me.
It's with your support that I'm able to even pull off the massive, massive trick shots.
Press E. Oh, shoot.
So we got to look like we're going for the billionaire look, right?
So the sweater vest is non-negotiable.
This is our, oh okay, so we're not going Elon Musk, we're going Jeff Bezos with the
sweater vest.
This is giving, this is giving, but it's too fashionable for a billionaire.
If we're going low level Aspergers, we're going like this basically.
Oh hell yeah.
That first option is like unbeatable.
I mean, that or maybe the green?
the green to the green and white also bro that orange is so ugly go for the
Mark Zuckerberg fit mark Zuckerberg would be like would be like this one
right here this would be the Mark Zuckerberg so we got Mark Zuckerberg we
got I don't know who this would be but it'd be like in that area billionaire
area and we got Jeff Bezos right here so who are we going for are we
going for mark or we're going for Jeff Bezos green is also good the
The black one looks good, uh, I mean, the green one might speak the most to like the neutral,
the neutral billionaire type thing, I'm thinking we go billionaire, let's do that right.
Item equipped, we got 7000 to spend, holy Christ.
Oh, thank you so much miss
Wait we have other stuff we could browse
That's pretty good
That's not bad
For a 320 that's not bad
We can't look too fashionable the sweater vest. I think actually works in our favor
this is too fashionable it's way too fashionable what are the options we got some
shoes I mean I think some white skate shoes with the sweater vest would look
good right this one is fancy yeah we got some fancy green equals money it
That was exactly what I was thinking of.
Oh, mama!
Applied skate shoes.
Wait, these are actually good.
What is screaming to us?
What is screaming?
Oh, hell.
Not the duck shoes with our sweater vest.
No, we can't do that.
Maybe this though. I don't know. Do we even need- what am I currently wearing? Why is it showing me?
Honestly, this kind of speaks. I think this is- I think this is good.
What about shirts? Some plaid shirts?
Not bad, not bad. Oh, hell yeah. Citrus Hawaiian?
Hell yeah.
I think we're good.
This is it.
We're not gonna get better than this.
If we're trying to represent like a billionaire right now, we're not getting better than
this.
Oh, shoot.
Was I supposed to buy something else?
Hold on.
I'm missing something, apparently.
Oh, something over here.
Oh, the pants.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I like it. I like it. Yeah, this is it
No, no, no first choice first choice all the way or this one
Wake Hargashore to the not as one easy easiest decision ever
Dignity side girl girl
Let's go.
Don't mind me just pulling into my whip.
That's fully destroyed.
Windows shattered.
Scratch marks all over the place.
Lester.
Michael.
I'm all dressed up.
Now you want to run me through this thing?
The prototype is somewhere in the life invader office.
Find it and fit it with the device in your bag.
They just going to let me in?
Why wouldn't they if you look the part?
Hang around till someone opens the door.
and fit it with a device in your bag.
They just gonna let me in?
Why wouldn't they if you looked the part?
Hang around till someone opens the door.
Act entitled.
Fine, you're the one.
Damn.
We are on our way to do big things.
We got our drip.
Looking like billionaire.
Let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, baby.
Yeah, baby.
All right for some reason my game loaded up in this awkward a moment where
My billionaire
Drip is just totally gone. So I guess we got to like do it all over again. Sadly
We got to do it all over again, bro
Oh happy place
Look at the baby. Oh my god, she's so cute. She's so cute
You never spotted that she has a mark on her forehead. What you talking about Willis? What you talking about Willis?
Goodness gracious, bro
Dear Michael keep practicing those breathing exercises sound good sound good
Consulate gaming damn tier one six months. That's big. That's a big time frame right there. Thank you. Thank you
Okay, I guess we're gonna go back to the vehicle and oh so we haven't even done the whole Lester thing
Bro, I'm so sad. That's the last time I ever trust Granth Fauto auto save
Bro, we got to change radio. How do we do that? Well, how do we change radio? I can't I?
Can't get into the vehicle starting my day like this hell. No keep her to mouse. How do we toggle this radio?
How do we call those radio bro?
Uh...
Hold on.
If it was on the gamepad, what would it be?
Accelerate drive.
Bro.
Radio wheel.
Of course.
Of course it's like some random...
Hold up.
How?
Oh god, I'm typing it on the wrong key.
Bro, I can't.
can't it's okay it's okay I hope y'all like some heavy metal with your
breakfast that's what we're having right now pause let me let me ping Lester's
house and create this waypoint bro all right we good we good I want to get
there ASAP
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
We are maxed.
I mean, if anything, we have to strip features, especially if we plan on releasing a full-fledged
update a year later.
Oh my god.
Yeah, well, you gotta do what you gotta do, you know?
I mean, we're talking beta in Q4, maybe Q3.
Look, milestones are one thing, but when design is changing its mind seemingly overnight,
there's not much you can do about it.
You know what I'm saying?
Look, my union allocated smoke bricks bout up, so wait a minute.
Union allocated.
I think so.
I keep temp, right? Yeah, you know
You gotta put it in a ticket
Oh out of the database, huh?
Yeah, I could be that guy for you absolutely
Consulting consultant. Oh what kind of release are we talking about? Oh?
Oh hey, I don't want to lose you now, you still gotta do that release.
I have a terrible back.
Oh hell yeah, same.
Uh oh.
What do we do? Oh!
Close the pop-ups to reveal the antivirus, but I want to play the video.
That's a shame.
We have to do this like fast? Oh, you gotta do it fast enough, huh?
Your son codes stop them early, bro. You like your best stuff in your tweens
There you go. Nice. I buy our software and we scan
Begin scan oh shoot
There it goes. Oh me. What are you looking at here?
You get a little freaky
give me a second will ya
hey we got it
won't you try and keep things professional
for work from that one
hey have you seen the prototype in the demo room
when Norris announces it at the keynote
minds are gonna bleed
was that a pregnant out bro
yeah
I think it was
I think it was
I think it was
I think we have the full right
to judge homie
we don't got to feel bad about it we can we can totally judge homie
he kinda deserves it
oh shoot are we stealing the prototype?
or are we blowing it up?
or are we cloning it?
And then we just got to go yeah, I don't doubt it man
I don't think it stops at pregnant elves.
I think Homie got a lot of pregnant stuff going on on her computer.
See with that, excuse you, I'm getting harassed here.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Keep up the good work.
Oh, I want that car.
Watch the keynote at Michael's house.
Okay.
Oh, I really want this car.
Do you think we're going to get in trouble if we get this car?
There's no police around, right?
Oh, I want this car.
Listen lady.
I am working undercover.
I am taking your boyfriend with me.
Oh, hell yeah.
The things in the prototype, I don't know what you came up with.
Team Act Time, my friend!
Let's move to here!
Handles like a dream!
Are you from that dream?
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
The phone is rigged.
Now what's your problem?
You don't like shooters?
They're all the same.
Thank you, man.
I'm a movie.
Classic Vine.
Classic Vine would end in 30 years.
Oh, now you get out?
Now it's just superheroes,
romantic comedies, and remakes.
None of which interests me.
Hey, I believe this country can still make interesting movies.
There's no better way to define American life than I just used my turn.
Excuse me.
It looks good and defeats you, god damn it.
Now whatever you say, enjoy yesterday.
Anyway, just call the device after he's unveiled it and then we'll talk.
Oh I'm going to my house, I thought I was going to Lester's, that's why.
That's why I got a little confused.
Wasn't there a way to like do a power boost thing?
the jetpack back of the car. Pretty sure they're well. Are we going upstairs?
Ah, we can finally relax.
Weasel News.
Let's check it out.
We found it!
Weasel news!
What's gonna happen?
Is he gonna blow up?
Ha ha ha ha! Pull ups!
Yes!
private data in the public domain and we have noted every penny we could in the processor.
We have one of the youngest workforces in the world.
An average age of only 14.4 years? That's not just impressive, it's revolutionary!
Score Clap and Luna.
What was that symbol, homie?
We'll stop.
Small, personal, computerized device, now we're going to be able to stay docked 24-7.
On the bus, you can dock.
On the subway, stay docked.
You can be docked in home, and at the same time, you're docking with some kids at the public pool.
Dock, dock, dock, dock, dock, dock, dock.
We went to the guys.
Let us dock forever.
I mean, you tell them you want to make our hardware as compatible as possible
But you know what they're not interested in sharing their technology
So we might be made to come up with new stuff
And you know, you're likely to be a good person, but you're likely to fall in love with any other device
And it'll take you to that office and we format it into life and later from the information
I think his head's gonna explode.
Is he docking?
to introduce the device, but no experience in some technical difficulties.
What?
You can keep it waiting longer, but trust me, it's worth it.
I'm worried. I will fire several people from this game.
We failed? How do we fail?
Michael failed to detonate the phone.
Oh my god. I was supposed to co-
Bro.
I love how the- did the game give me any cue to do that?
We're in fireless.
What?
9G?
Oh, hell yeah.
We'll get back to that later.
Hell yeah.
Alright.
Wait for Jay to pull up the- there it is.
Jesus, the instructions are right above my head.
And then give him a call.
Who do we call though?
I can't even pull up my phone.
So I could do it at any point the moment he pulls out his phone I could do it right
Is that apple is this apple
i still can't pull up my phone
singin aluna
look at this headline right here many are saying that anartica is the most boring continent
Anyway, bro, not Antarctica not put an Antarctica on blast like that. Oh
Hey, let's go we could pull out our phone, right nice we could do this
Oh, hold up. We got an email to read
Dear Michael keep practicing those breathing exercises
Okay
What do we call?
Oh Jane Orris?
I think someone's trying to dock with me.
Oh no!
uhhhh
oh shoot
I did not expect his head to go off like that though
hey we got mission pass
friend request oh he got docked alright
homie got docked Jesus
well then
Uh, Michael could change clothes at the thing in his bedroom.
I don't know, do we want to keep this?
Oh, we're calling Lester.
Lester!
That was heavy!
You watching the news?
I don't have to.
I'm watching the markets.
I'll be trading pure alpha till close.
All right.
Jesus.
Hey, about that other thing.
You know the score.
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, Lester was a big guy.
I don't know.
That other thing well score. Oh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, let's go. It was a big time
Yeah, look somewhat professional and meet me at my warehouse off the LS freeway
Oh, and I'm about to email you a link for the exchange. You can put in some trades of your own
What the heck was that bro?
Maybe I'll take a look. Hey, that genuinely shook me. What the heck was that? What just exploded?
Good Lord what the heck was that?
Jackets? He said we had to be somewhat professional, right? I don't know about this. What else
do we got? Polo shirts? The blue denim? Okay, okay. We got some suits. Full suit? Oh hell
Hell yeah, gray suit, blue suit, that ain't Topaz.
I'm liking this vibe, bro, I'm liking this vibe.
Very mafioso, all right, I think we're good.
Jesus, what the heck just happened?
Is somebody nuking me?
Let's get out of here.
I don't wanna be in this house if it blows up.
So we're still sticking on the Lester storyline from now, right?
Bro, we gotta get outside if I'm gonna look at the map
What the heck was that?
And what happened to my car? No way someone came back in here and stole it
Did that propane tank just blow up?
Uh, okay we're gonna last her.
Let's do it.
We rocking the minicooker now.
I'm sorry lady.
can't get you long across oh we got Beyonce on the radio
you
you
you
you
you
after what do we do three stars where do I go
bro this is three stars that's the most I've gotten so far we got to go to a
body chop right I know I know hold on hold on I got this I got this I got this I got this I got this
Hold on, chill, chill, chill, yeah.
Oh, what if we, ah, it's close.
And then we duck?
Is this going to work?
Please tell me this works.
time this works hell yeah nobody honked their vehicle oh no somebody's on the
freeway one of the cops is on the freeway no they found me god damn it
thought for sure that was gonna work no don't locate don't pursue
All right, where do we go? Where do we go to like?
God damn it.
Chill, woman, chill.
I got this in a control. Okay.
Just need to find a garage or a body shop.
Easy peasy. What if I just start the next mission with the stars?
stars it'll go away right? Wait can I just go home from here?
What if I keep driving until it goes away?
Is that possible? Oh my God homie why are you getting in my way?
What about the garage? Is it open? It's closed.
We did it!
That was so easy.
Hey, what did she get arrested for too?
Little bit of shoplifting
You I'm not saying anything. I'm just doing my best to keep us out of jail
Where are you going? I mean, who are you? Whoa?
Yeah, that was a lot easier than I thought I was gonna be oh, yeah risk in prison
you
you
you
you
you
And we are looking for mr. Obama we appreciate you good day sir
Oh my good gracious.
Wait, is this where I need to go?
What's that thing blinking over there?
Is that the cops?
Why is there a thing blinking?
Flashing blue and red that indicates situations and injuries that you could choose to help
with.
Oh, like what?
I just kill him?
He's alive!
How?
He's dead now, right?
Damn!
He's taking him with him!
So, do I get a reward or what?
Let me see.
You retrieve a stolen item, you can choose to keep it or return it for a reward.
Let's go return it. I want to see what happens. I want to see what the reward is.
Man, X! Did you just ram into my vehicle? Hold up.
I'll deal with you later. Hold on.
I think this was yours.
Bro, they're totally-
Uhhhhhhhhh
Did I just lose money?
Did they give me anything?
Bro, they didn't give me anything.
I may have gotten a boosted stat though, so I'll take it.
What is this shi-
Woo!
Hey, what is this bot that's playing right now?
Oh my god! I don't know how I'm alive after that. I'm sorry, but I would go at least
200 miles an hour. Pretty sure I'd be dead.
Well, nothing some buff can't fix. Oh my god, that cat is huge!
Hold on. This cat is huge!
Oh my god, there's another one.
Keedy, Keedy.
Oh no, it was a cat.
It was a cat.
The hell is this place?
Garment factory.
I needed a job that didn't require me to do anything apart from paying taxes.
Oh Lester.
What do you got?
The Holy Grail.
depository and they say it cannot be hit hasn't been yet look I just saw some
Mexican hood a couple million bucks I wrecked his girlfriend's house I don't
need to go crazy here which Mexican Martina throttle he's not supposed to be
very nice I met him he was charming what do you think I'll see you either we
hit a bank in a stick so we do a store which do you like well stores usually
easier I gotta make a big take well gems it is then let's go to
Vangelico buy ourselves an engagement ring or we're gonna need a crew like a
round of some of the old guys are no old guys Moses ironically he found Jesus all
those igors crazy they mostly just disappeared that crook in the south
thing all went down it was an Eastern European guy making moves in Liberty
city
well we're gonna need a crew you got any contacts in LS or not I've been working
with someone but they're too unpredictable I'll have to meet up some
other guys he is a little goofy looking I like it though he's just the right
amount of goofy for me this ain't my car Lester I say we get in that other
one just him but if this is what Lester likes then we do what Lester likes
buddies business I checked out the WPP thing doesn't look like any WITSEC
program I'm away I'm not gonna make a starters it'll put witnesses up in
multi-million dollar mansions and rock her hills whoo in most
witnesses don't transfer five figure sums into a particular FID agent's bank account every month.
Of course the money gets moved around and the cost to a number of fronts but the trail is there.
Deposits and withdraws the same sum every month.
Okay Lester.
White middle aged divorcee, unremarkable career.
Oh my god.
Shooting of a notorious stick of man.
Michael Towne.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Lester.
Yeah, I think you'll be okay. Somebody call 911 here.
Hell yeah, Lester. That's why Lester's on the crew. He's got the brains. He's the brains of the operation.
The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town.
Where we going?
Cocoa lemon?
Get back in the car.
Oh.
Why?
Oh.
I gotta grab up to the waypoint.
Hell.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Hell. Jesus Christ. Press E to enter glasses hidden camera. Also we don't need to do that
right now, right?
Can we just go in through here?
Listen did you not need anything from the outside? What if they have a camera outside, bro? Jesus
I'm just being thorough what thank you my good sir. Finally some chivalry
Oh, I see it
There's one more event, but there's one more event
See if there's anything else we need to know.
Hey, you.
I need to pick up a little something for the woman in my life.
The one of them.
Sir, I'm sure we can help.
Tell me about it. What's her taste?
Cheap. Thank God.
This ain't my wife who's talking about it.
I don't know.
I don't understand too much. I think we may be...
Jesus. Michael!
Michael!
rings start at 8, our pendant start at 12.
All right.
So these things built last
or am I just paying for the evangelical logo here?
No, no, no, no.
We use perfect clarity tools.
18 carat gold, 950 button.
Nothing but the best.
Sheesh.
All right.
I think you just made a sale.
I'm gonna take a look around.
Think about it.
Come back and you'll be able to go with you.
I understand.
Jack.
Thank you, sir.
You got it.
Yeah, we're just gonna go pick up, you know, nice little, uh,
mochino latte.
A little fast skim milk.
Dash or cinnamon.
Or we ponder our purchase.
We gotta get to the roof of the building?
So we're just I get back in the car
Drive around the block and look for a way up to the roof
Got you
Jesus I
Tretzel hard man look there some construction. Yeah, they're gutting the place. I might be able to get to the roof
Stay here lester
Yelp bro from Michael
As far as I know
He's probably a John Doe then right what do you think OD shoot out maybe just a car crash right anonymous
Charged remains on the highway. They only knew what a sick puppy they had on their hands
I'm on the roof
Alright, use the glasses to get me a shot of Angelico's roof unit. It'll be right above the store.
Oh?
What is it, this?
Get to high ground and take some...
So we gotta be right above the store? Is that what he was saying?
No, no, we're conditioning roof unit.
We need to know where those vents come out.
I've pulled up a satellite image.
It looks like the highest point is on the northwest side.
Hey, I see the vents.
Yeah, I'm looking at the relic.
Can you get any higher?
Uh, like right here?
How's this?
Is this good?
It's like a big box on the roof.
I'm on a big box aren't I?
The walled-in one, or I don't know what you're talking about. Maybe it's this
but it's like closed off look at the way Luna is laying
oh a little cutie okay homeboy said it was like a big box
Oh, right here.
What is it, over there?
This thing?
What is it over there?
This thing?
Damn my AirPods just totally whacked out
Sounds like Lester Homeboy is speaking through some toaster oven. One second.
Pet the Luna. Get your pet Luna redeems in while I fix my airpods.
Let's speed this up.
Alright, there we go.
I think I fixed it.
I believe it is fixed.
I don't hear anything.
You're kidding me.
One second.
We are not done yet.
We are not done yet.
Yeah, I got to reconnect them there we go
Alright, we're back, audio checks out, let's do this, how do I get down?
Well, Jesus, homeboy, can I get a second?
I didn't remember where I came from.
Jesus.
I can't just like jump down there.
Move my way.
Ain't nobody gonna know a thing!
Lester, chill!
Chill!
Get them smooth sauce from here, man.
Garment factory it is.
So, what did you see? Nothing that'll cause a new...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
...simple setup. Cameras, broadcasted to the remote server.
You might be able to wipe them. Security guard on the door.
You won't want to die from rich assholes growing up in those scenarios.
Good. The alarm systems link to the door lock.
We'll get a good window somewhere in town to access. Anything else?
Well, the more valuable merchandise is in the cabinet's central store.
By the register. So I'd start there.
Blast in the cabinet with bulletproof means you can smash them easy enough but the snow will be in the safe place
So we go with the one that's open to them
One of my fault
Once we melt down the gold, we cut the rocks, that's an okay score
Shame we can't go in after that
Those vents will not promise you
You may be able to flip that another way
I'm listening
Wait till we get back
About the crew, yeah?
There's this kid who's been helping me
Oh, we're gonna bring in Franklin. Let's go!
Yeah, we can trust Franklin.
Yeah, that was a bot.
Grant the thought on those, the box.
I'm not even having the options. I'm showing you all the angles. That's my area of professional expertise.
We've made the decisions. That's what we're doing.
Blue is the nicest driver. Listen, I don't just randomly run over people.
There are two ways I see of doing this. We go in smart or we go in loud and dumb.
Remember the vents? If we're going to be smart, we pump a little knockout gas through the air system
system and hit the cabinets while everyone's out.
You'll have to charge the gas, of course,
but crowd control won't slow you down,
and that might improve the take.
The cover is pest control, so no one
will look twice when you're wearing gas masks.
That means getting a pest control van, though.
You go in dumb, and you'll need your famous way with people
and four carbine rifles.
We can't buy them and risk them getting traced.
No, no, no, we've got to find some in circulation.
It's awkward.
It's real awkward.
But this is the gun favored by LSPD tactical teams.
So one of their vans is probably a good place to look a hacker can disable the camera okay time depends on their ability
You'll arm will be operating on the same window
The exit strategy is more or less the same for both options the driver
You pick will of course source some bites you come out of the store and make your way through the new subway tunnel
They're digging off the Del Perro freeway
You lose the cops in there and meet a truck in the LS River
All right. I want my guy Franklin on the getaway you can handle a bike all right if you vouch for him
I'll take the risk
So how do you want to do this run into the front door or try to play it smart?
I think I think we play it smart right I think we got this how do I choose a or B is that what it's saying?
Oh up or down
Hey, we smart
And cautious in your old age
Okay, select personnel with that in mind as ever the better they are the bigger the cut now the driver
They'll source the bikes lead you out through the tunnels
So we got 14% cut
driving skill pretty good
composure is excellent
nice
8% vehicle choices garbage
We'll probably cry at the job and his driving skill is mediocre. So
That's 8%
Hey, we we going we going with the pros here man. We don't need no cry baby on the scene and he'll probably squeal
I'm gonna squeal the moment he gets pinched
This guy wouldn't make much difference, but like
Okay, he's got good health accuracy is pretty good shoot rate is pretty good weapon choice is pretty good
then we got homeboy here norm richards who will probably die if he sneezes his
accuracy means he will shoot me most likely his shoot rate is atrocious and
his weapon choice is a squirt gun for seven percent hell no I wouldn't trust
this guy with a freaking rifle hell no he's a pro we're going with that smell
Oh, the hacker 15% bro. Okay, wait now I gotta start thinking about my um, my cut is gonna be like nothing
Access speed is garbage decryption skills garbage. Sys knowledge is garbage
But I
I don't think it matters that much
What's the difference 5% I feel like I
Feel like we can handle it with a low-level hacker. We don't need like a big one
We get we can take 5% off that
Exactly happy I'll start making the arrangements. So what is that 28? 38%?
38% instead of like 45%. I like that. I think we're good with this. I didn't want to trust those other guys, man
They says see let's do this
Confirm I'll do some research on the pest control van and the knockout gas and I'll be in town. Yeah
Hell yeah, perfect team right here perfect team, bro
What my red don't count for nothing no more
I'll call you
All right, baby cakes
Lester's got to work that big beautiful brain of his on this plan
Case in the junior store done mission pass
All right. All right. I'm sorry, but I got to go with the Ferrari here. I gotta do it.
Ice characters become devil
Okay, we call it up Franklin
Hey, what's up? Hey, man, it's me Michael. What's going on? Listen? I
Gotta get hold of the money for that house. We pulled down. So I'm getting a crew together for
You can guess the pale be awful and the risk will be high but you might learn something if you're interested man
That's not exactly a great sales piss dog, but I guess I gotta start somewhere. Thank you
Maybe one day you could put together your own deals your own
Jobs so there's still some preparation. I gotta do sit tight for one. My buddy. Let's go get in touch with the details
Right was on board. Let's go
I'm sorry about that.
Barely touched you buddy.
Barely touched you.
Alright.
What's next on the mission here?
Are we going straight to Franklin or do we got to do something else?
I think the only other thing to do is go to Franklin, right?
Do we change characters here?
I feel like it's time, we got to go, we got to be Franklin now, it's time.
I'm going back home and I like this job mom I like it I don't know why I parked it
here I'm probably gonna have to leave anyway but I'll take that bike if I do
You know what is going to be a bit much?
I have no idea how you go.
Who's that girl?
I'm a woman.
Isn't that the truth?
The girl?
I done done all that I can do.
But you know how boys are?
Wait a minute.
Who girl?
We ain't even going five yards yet.
I know.
I'm just asking.
This is spirit walking, exercises body and soul, it's all the rage.
We are women, we are free, we are women, we are women, you know what I'm saying?
We are women, we are shopping, we are women, right on out.
Hell yeah.
Damn.
Can I join him?
F, is that you, ain't she?
Yeah, thank God I missed her crazy ass.
She's spirit walking and shit now, man.
That's just her attempts to...
Hey, don't be talking shit about you, ain't she, man?
She got it.
I mean, she cool as a motherfucker, man.
come on come away this guy never gave me my bike back by the way never gave me
my bike back
damn Lamar you don't got to put me on blast like that come on I like the doggy
I like the doggy look Luna the doggy
She's sleeping.
Okay, we're taking the dog right? Is this car?
Alright, we cannot get into an accident because we have a baby on the vehicle.
A baby is on the vehicle.
Bro, why don't you get out of the way?
Don't be sassing me.
Be out of the way next time.
I hope that dog is buckled up because it's about to get bumpy
Boosting gas drinkers on the phone, man.
We should try to be some fucking commodity trader up top.
Oh, that shit went up, man.
Look, homie, oh my god.
Oh, my god.
But I just want to dial for something that matters, homie.
We're good.
More engangs should really be about us.
We're good.
I know this much, but my fucking OGs ain't even
giving me fuck about us, though.
Man, fuck the OGs, dudes.
You know what I'm saying?
Just saying, don't fucking appear in this game.
Hey, hold on.
This is your boy one time.
This is your boy.
You want some paper money?
This is what it's about.
Check it out.
I'm talking about 40, that's no problem.
Yeah.
Time to kill nothing.
No, just starting another beat with the fucking ballers, nigga.
That's class A felony bullshit.
We can keep looking for it.
Getting the scratch with the pain.
Let's go.
I got the rules.
Let's go.
I'm looking for an ally.
What's up, bro?
Aren't you little ladies?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm short, buddy.
I'm short, buddy.
You ain't hollering.
You ain't hollering.
You ain't hollering.
Nothing over here.
Right there.
I'm a robber.
So what?
Is that the bike?
Fuck
I ain't there a log yes, you work as cases insignia man's wearing mother fuck
fuck you they got a body
fuck you get the
come on let's go
bruh
he's getting away how the heck are we supposed to catch him in this vehicle man
oh my god i didn't gotta put the dogs like that at risk too
you see where he's driving
jesus
can't we in the van motherfucker what the fuck
just drive fool
just drive he says
yeah it's gonna get bumpy
Oh my god.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
Am I supposed to kill him?
Oh god.
It's okay, it's okay.
Caps to activate Franklin's special ability.
What's the special ability?
Oh, and then we shoot him?
I see, I see.
Oh my god, bro this vehicle has no turn.
Oh I can't use my catch anymore.
I don't have a gun!
Bro, what's the special ability for then?
I don't have any guns.
Oh god.
Oh how am I supposed to catch him?
oh my god can i catch him like this like what am i supposed to do
go get him
go get him perfect opportunity
Hey, that's what that's why I love the public bus system
They're taking care of people out here
What the?
He's going by foot
Yo hold up chop. I don't run like that. Oh, we got him. Oh wait, maybe not
Hold up hold up. Oh me getting away
me getting away oh shoot oh he's about to get hit by the train I might get hit by
the train oh get him job get him I couldn't punch him or anything no way
he gets away no way bro switch to chop oh
what the hell
What?
Swishback to Franklin?
Open Boster to see if he's in the...
You hiding here?
Oh my god.
I love how somehow dialogue, GTA dialogue is embedded in me.
you know what every homeboy is about to say or maybe they talk like me
where'd he go
Is it one of these two oh, he's definitely in this one. He's definitely in this one
Where you go
This is not the time, chop.
Go to chop and pull him off the dog.
Oh, hell.
Damn.
That dog's about to get 12 puppies in there.
All right.
Back to business.
We gotta search these cars, man.
Open these up.
Why isn't it working?
Oh, there we go.
Damn.
Surprise
Bro, why isn't job doing anything exactly there we go
You
God damn it Lamar
Hey, you better watch it you move and chop is gonna hump you thousand percent
Oh driving on a green light
without checking both ways.
Apologies officer.
As you can see, I am in a rush.
So I hope it's understandable
why I am breaking the tracker laws.
Stop the fan. Jesus Christ.
We did all that
We did all that
See this is why we need a lester on the crew. We gotta get it, we gotta replace Lamar ASAP.
Lamar ain't no lester. It's the wrong kind of L
Lamar is that wrong kind of L bruh
Oh by the way chop about to be in some alimony after what he did in the streets
He's about to be paused deep into Malamony.
That was the mention.
Chop.
Jesus.
So now we go to Michael.
Is that the plan?
Or do we have to play as Michael?
Or do we go back to the house?
Let's go back to the house.
what happens. Damn, what's with these explosions? Okay, I am now going all the way around so
We're jumping this wall.
Oh, we're back home.
Sweet, sweet home.
I mean, what the hell going on here? Wait, what are you doing here? I live here. This half my house, too
So you stay
Anyway, my Jesse's re-invigorating my femininity. So make us upstairs boy. Go. Go. Yeah, let's go
Yeah
It's way no more man. I mean I hear that guy's the shit nigga. Look who's the Zach
I
Spend my day with another middle-aged fool trying to recapitulate you what this food just say mr.
Miss me, huh? No, I ain't miss you
Who asked him stay gone for good? So I fucked your girl
Marge your mom's better yet. I ain't thought about your ass in the year
Ha ha, you got jokes that you can't do.
Damn Franklin, all that animosity built up.
Shit, I'm doing just fine.
That's what I hear.
But I know some sweet boys up in the pen that got bigger balls than you.
You been doing your time looking at sweet boy bars?
It's good to have confirmation.
It's funny, but why you keep hanging around this clown, Elle?
Shake this fool, man.
We from the same sex, brats.
Why y'all niggas can't get along?
I've been doing this shit for years, man.
You know what, dawg? It's good you back home. Glad you here. Missed you, boy.
Damn, you definitely gotta hit up that son.
Hit up! Hey, hey! Yo, motherfucker, I know little niggas like you've been termed out on the daily.
Talking about being hit up, nigga. I swear, man, you ain't got no motherfucker respect.
Motherfucker, I got respect for reality.
Reality? All right. All right, you keep thinking that. Just keep thinking that, nigga.
Shit. You gonna get yours. Fuck you.
Ah, I swear, man.
Rizeth, come on, man. Cool out, shit, man.
This motherfucker get on my goddamn
The gun store
Man, we gotta ride around with this guy.
Geez.
I'm gonna see what we can do in this campaign, man.
See how much we can accomplish.
Uh-oh, she's approaching me.
Luna's approaching me.
What's she gonna want?
Why aren't you in your bed, Luna?
Why?
Why aren't you in your bed Luna?
Why aren't you in your bed?
Good girl.
Over there though.
Over there.
Come on.
Over there.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
All right, we got her in there chat. We got her in there
Watch she's gonna get comfortable
She's gonna get real comfy. I promise. Hey, what's up, Higgin? How you doing?
Look at her look at her look at her she's gonna create her little den right now
Don't mind me as I start my match up. Oh
Yeah, you get that. Oh, yeah, you get that bet
Is that the spot
She's got to dig up her place. She's got to make it her home
You probes don't remember me, but my old user was darky warner or something like that
But I got hacked and finally found you again. I just wanted to say if you remember me darky warner. Hmm
Do I?
Sounds familiar sounds very very familiar. I probably do
What the heck why she back over there bro after all that too after all those shenanigans hold on I gotta like
There we go all right
After all those shenanigans she finally is back on the floor
Unbelievable this too much. Hold on. Let's get like right. That's perfect. That's literally perfect. Okay
Let's see what we can accomplish. I forgot what our mission is
What are we trying to do here?
What are we trying to do?
We're gonna mark something.
Am I going back to, uh...
I thought I was going back to Franklin's house, man.
Why the heck am I all the way over here?
Bro, this game trying to make me commit crimes, ain't it?
Hold up!
I want your vehicle, man!
I want it!
Oh, he's gone, bro.
Oh my god, but there's another one right there.
Lambo Guini, excuse me, I'm with the CIA.
This is a government official business.
Thank you for your service to America.
Hold up.
Waypoint.
Let's go.
We need to work with our GPS over here, man.
Let's do it.
Woo.
Oh, let's back it up.
Hey, I ain't robbing nobody, what do you mean?
I didn't rob anybody, this is official government business right here.
We are working with the CIA, wait which way is this telling me to go?
Here?
Oh heck yeah.
Oh my god, not even a scratch, look at that.
Not even a scratch.
Oh hell no!
That pole came out of nowhere, I swear.
That pole literally came out of nowhere.
Eeeeeee!
My god, why are all these cars here?
Why are all these cars- oh.
Hey, what- we mean your car- my car!
What about my car?
Jesus, y'all gotta get out the way.
Eeeeeee!
What just happened over here?
Why is the show in a red dot?
Oh, I got him, lady.
I got him!
I like totally miss them, maybe not.
Hold on, I'm gonna let them run up a little bit.
Now I got them.
What the fuck?
What kind of hammered you are, you?
Oh, you not dead yet?
Huh?
How about now?
Let me get your purse, lady.
Did I get it?
I don't understand.
Hey, give up the purse.
You're the purse man
What the heck is it? Oh
It's right there
Yeah, at it. All right, let's go deliver this thing. That's money. That's easy money
Whoa, buddy, don't be standing around there
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I got good news for you absolutely
Oh, what thank you
What the
No way. Oh my god. I thought for a second my vehicle was gone. I thought for sure the aliens got to it. Oh
Hell this is why we're working with CIA. We're trying to uncover these aliens out here stealing my Lamborghinis
Jesus kicking while he's down
listen he wasn't coughing up the purse I had to do what I had to do okay oh me
wasn't coughing up the first oh hell no why am I taking wrong turns come on
oh god damn not the pole again
oh now we're cruising
my core gets so tight on these turns I'm getting cheeked up Jesus I was doing so
good I was doing so good until pole after pole yeah damn
Hey, oh am I drunk? Why is this happening to me? I'm not by the way
Maybe off of
Green tea right now. Maybe the caffeine is getting to me
Mall jittery, I can't control it. God. What the loon? Where the heck is loon?
Bruh, oh, she's right there
She right there
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we already know we already know
I don't know why it doesn't save when I want it to save
What do you mean by shoving a microphone in his brisk pocket?
I want the contacts.
Woo!
Aw, you kidding me with that?
He hit me!
Hey, y'all quit your yapping, let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
a bunch of yappers in the car. There's no special context you need to know. Okay.
You were doing super nice until you said not even a scratch. Yeah I was doing pretty good.
What are we getting a pump shotgun are we getting this
What's the goal
What are we getting all these talk to me what are we getting just a pistol 2750
Hey, yo, that's
Let me straight up scamming us. I think all we could get is pistol, right?
Everything else is locked or we can get a hammer
Now I'm good with the pistol I guess
Upgrade what are we doing?
What are we buying?
How much 46,000 damn
That's kind of sick
Hey, I want an extended clip hell yeah
Maybe a suppressor, but we can't afford it now. Jesus. Why is everything so like expensive?
Hey, let's get it. Let's get a blue LS LS PD 10. Let's go. Yeah, that's all we could afford man
I don't know what this guy wants from me, but that's all we could afford. What's my mission?
What is my mission?
Was I supposed to buy something else?
No way I'm supposed to get the hammer or a bottle or a knife no way
What am I doing here fellas talk to me?
Am I supposed to browse around?
you
you
you
you
you
Man we got some recycling to do come on man center off friends in La Queta.
Go to the meeting at the recycling plant man these two are wild they're about to pin it
on me huh.
I can't trust nobody out here.
Why is this music so loud?
Which music?
The in-game music?
Let's roll!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
It probably means fighting up.
This ain't you ain't shit.
It's fact.
Why he putting him on blast like that?
You didn't give a dick, but you ain't giving it up.
Some Mark talk like that to a no-jake.
Oh, hell no.
Your wonder of hood is so plain right now.
Break some of his cars.
Dookie.
The Mark been meeting the talk that you own.
No, no, no, no, no.
What's happening?
It's nothing, my nigga, nothing, you know.
Just some ideas he's on.
Man, ideas ain't your strong suit.
So put it on.
It's nothing real
Yeah, damn, I thought I thought I could just squeeze on through
Here we go
No way
Damn Lamar
Oh shoot!
Oh hell!
Oh, oh, damn.
She is that valor trading coming through right now.
Oh hell!
Hey, where's the flashlight on this thing, man?
I thought I got a flashlight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey!
We can talk about this.
It's all Lamar's fault, okay?
Lamar is the one you want.
Hey, let me hold up for these people, man.
They're fricking standing behind me.
Jesus! Okay, hold up.
Let's go, let's go!
Hey, can I climb this thing? Oh hell, yeah. Oh hell, yeah
We're doing that
Oh, I see you
With the other ones that oh hell no
Hey this shotgun's pretty good. No, I don't think it's into the ammo but I'm probably picking some up right now.
Oh shoot! I was ready.
Three stars bro. How are we gonna invade the police?
Let's go, let's go.
BRRRRR!
Oh hell how the heck bro all right let's go let's go let's go
Don't get tetanus us some shit, homie!
What the hell, cop, you're out.
Hey!
Hey, we got one.
Yeah!
Yeah, oh
Right when I take down the helicopter to god damn can I go back? I
Don't know if I don't even know if that was necessary, but we're going back on the ladder. I
Love other campaign music just stops and everything. They're like, oh you fell. Okay, we'll let you catch up
I ain't waitin' for that fat motherfucker!
Burr-up! Where you guys at?
In the car? Oh my god, this can't...
Guys.
Y'all gonna help me out or what?
Hey, let's go pistol. Actually...
There we go. I can't climb nothin'.
Can you get out of the way Jesus? Let's go let's go
What we doing what we doing get in homie what are you doing? Oh my god, we're leaving you behind I don't care
Hell no stretch
God damn all you had to do was get in the vehicle.
Why was that so difficult?
Why was that so difficult man?
You in?
Okay good.
Let's go, let's go.
Franklin's special ability.
Oh shoot.
Man we got three stars we gotta somehow.
Oh hell, I don't want to be on the freeway man. I'm gonna be a sin duff on the freeway, bro
My god, no, I just part of the plan. Hold up. Hold up. I think we got this. I think we got this
Where do we go like an auto body shop, right?
We just got to get to an auto body shop
easy
Easy. Oh my god. They set up a perimeter. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. This is exactly why I didn't want to go on the freeway
Oh hell no
Oh, yeah, I'm not
Yeah, this is the longest bridge to
This was definitely the wrong bridge to get on oh
No, you don't oh no you don't
Hold up, I think we got this. Oh my god, not the big van they brought the big big van
Hold up, we're about to exit the bridge. We're fine. We're fine. Oh
My god, homie. I don't have a wheel
Jesus
They took out one of my wheels
oh my god bro this is not good this is not good I don't know how we're supposed
to there's no way there's no way not like this maybe under here hey yeah give
her that get rid of that one behind us how the heck do we evade these these
popo oh my god we need another vehicle we need another vehicle bro we're not
I'm not gonna do anything like this.
Hell no.
Excuse me, officer.
I got places to be.
Hold on, we might be on to something here.
We might be on to something here.
Let me just keep going.
Hold up.
We might be on to something.
Let's go this way.
If this vehicle wasn't utter garbage if I wasn't rolling around in an actual dumpster truck right now
maybe
What oh my god, can I take their vehicle? Oh me out of the vehicle. Let's go. Let's go
Let's go. Let's go out of the vehicle y'all out of the vehicle, bro. We need it. We need to swap out cars
Let's go. Let's go. We can't do nothing with that tire man. Get in stretch get in stretch
Jesus Christ
Whoo! All right. I don't know how to turn off the lights either.
Well, can you get off of me?
Hell no. We swerving out there.
Oh, shoot. This one off. How did this one lose a bit?
This one already lost a tire just like that.
Whoa. Can't even handle this one.
Oh my God, homie.
Can I go into the ocean? Can we lose them in the ocean?
oh what if we do that?
uhhhh
now we're good, we're good
we're good
we're good we're good
we're good
we're gonna lose him
we're gonna lose him
WE'RE GONNA LOSE HIM
oh my God we got this
oh my God hold me we got this
oh we're so gonna lose them
oh no
hold on hold on hold on
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Can we lose him right here?
Ayo, this might work.
This actually might work.
I don't know how to turn the freaking police lights off.
But this might work.
I don't want to touch anything in case it.
That's it.
When do the police go away?
Bro, why aren't they going away?
Oh, we did it!
It was E.
Oh no!
That's it!
That's it!
We lost!
We did it!
Ooh la la!
We actually did it!
Oh my god.
No way.
No way the train tracks actually saved us right there.
Hey, what the hell you bought me into back there?
I was crazy. I was actually crazy. Oh my god
Hey, oh, fuck Lamar man Lamar Oza's dinner after all that
He owes us all big dinner. I'm famished
Shit now homie farm gankies. Oh, no, no, he'll mean that way once I won't say
Damn, I forgot we don't have a wheel on this thing. Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea man smart shit
But if I gotta hang you assholes out for this the gang comes first
They go come to that company you are diplomatic and shit. Yeah
Here real fucking different man. Hey, it's that piece talking over. What's it a sense in the middle?
We doing it. We doing it. Three wheels ain't nothing but a thing.
I feel like if I go and steal another vehicle, I'm about to get those stars right back.
I don't want to risk it.
We almost home!
Oh my god.
We did it.
Here we are, man.
You gonna hang with your auntie while the men break it up.
While the men break it up.
Damn, Lamar!
How's the move, homie?
You do not make plans with the man you kidnapped.
I told you.
You go tossing salad, stretching more ass, bitch.
God damn.
That was crazy.
I did not think.
I did not think we were going to be able to pull that off.
At some point, I was like, this is getting sketchy.
This is getting real sketchy.
OK, let's look at the map.
Let's see.
What do we got next?
What do we got next?
I guess we got to switch to, what's his face now?
Michael?
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
It's Michael's story now.
Three wheels is actually usual for ya.
All right, let's go.
Damn, I was homie driving away from his house though.
Oh my god.
The power that's unleashed with four wheels.
Am I going to need my aim?
Oh god.
Yeah, let's use the GPS.
I don't know where I'm going.
Am I supposed to go to, uh, what's this?
What's the little T over here?
Who's that little T? What the heck is that? And why is it getting smaller every time I'm trying to zoom in on it?
All right, I guess we're going here
Hell yeah
Let's do it not even a scratch on this vehicle watch
Racing through no crashes
I was so close. Oh my god, I was so close. If I could have just break in front of him,
I had it.
Woo!
Damn, why was he driving so far away from his house, man?
Especially when that's what the mission is.
Hey, watch out coming through, y'all. Coming through.
I gotta pay attention to when my turn is.
Oh, we got another side mission?
What's going on over here?
Oh it's the...
Ah, when attacking a security van damage the center of the river.
Nah.
That's just gonna get you.
Wanted stars.
They're baiting you so you can get those wanted stars.
Oh my god, you know what that could have ended up so much worse.
I was anticipating for that to be so much worse.
What's this radio station bro?
A drug deal goes very wrong!
Alright Michael, what's the next step?
What's the next move here?
Stop with the emotions.
GTA keeping it
Your average Valorant player Jimmy is your average Valorant player
Oh
So
Why don't you do something besides just stand there? Why don't you hit me?
Is that what you want to be hit by your son?
Yeah.
No.
I just want you to do something.
Hey, my man is crazy.
Sit there.
Heating.
Yeah.
Great.
Thanks for the fucking guidance, dad.
It means a lot.
Wait.
I'm just trying to help you.
Yeah.
Well, nothing says I love you like smashing my fucking TV, nothing at all.
You know the squad can hear all this too because all he did was smash the TV.
The console's still on. He's still in the party.
That'd be so awkward, man.
I'd be sitting there like, damn, family druggoo!
Oh my god, is that what we're actually gonna do?
Are we doing a bike ride? Damn, Michael.
El suggestion
El suggestion, bro, wait, what does Jimmy want to show us?
Let's go Jimmy
Great listening to this crap station change
Help me develop my own moral sensibilities
Whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
And who knows what they would have done if they found me, but I didn't expect Lord Watson to get killed.
You think I'm gonna let some guys right off with my son? Look, I knew you were back, Michael.
You're acting like a psychopath, Michael.
Dude, are you so high on your own apod and sense of masculinity?
But you think-
And now, Jimmy, not even a scratch.
Not even a scratch, Jimmy. Come on.
You can spend as little time in this vehicle as possible.
Guys, do you think I'm that bad?
Oh
I'm fine. We're good. It's fine
Yo Michael
When he bansher arrived from offensive competition, we're hitting.
Really?
And mowing someone down in the street?
I never said you had learning difficulties, Joe.
Well, I do, and you never care.
I just said Dr. Freelander thought maybe you had problems relating to peace.
Easy.
You can relate to my asshole, old man.
Here we are at the bike rental place.
Please don't shoot the bike rental guy out of force of habit.
damn jimmy chill
guys cuz somebody stole my boat okay
let's catch up to jimmy jesus
hey we're going green
sounds good
which way are we going?
Oh this way?
Raise Jimmy to the pier.
How do I go faster?
Damn.
press to uh... uh... control
when moving forward to do a wheelie
okay
don't give up
even though you're losing
that was not a wheelie bro
hey jimmy's about to overtake me too
come on jim
catch up
Imagine I'm a big, juicy burger.
Jesus.
This is so, so much, but I don't care.
Oh, shoot!
My lungs are burning.
I was just trying to.
You're making it all worthwhile.
I was just trying to see behind me, bro.
What yourself, all right?
What was that?
So there's no way to go faster on this thing?
God damn.
How am I cruising so slowly?
Also what that what?
Oh my god, I was supposed to go over here.
I mean does it matter who wins?
I swear to god if I get an issue failed because I don't beat Jimmy.
I don't even know what I'm going to do.
But I ain't going to be happy.
Let's put it that way.
I'm definitely not going to be happy.
I'm going to be very annoyed if I got to play this again.
I feel like we should let him win anyways.
Bro, how do we go faster?
What is this?
Why aren't we going faster?
Probably Jimmy's about to beat me.
I can't go faster, though.
It's so annoying.
Yeah, let's go about the pistol better slow down Jimmy
God I let up for like a second because I was trying to look behind me and see how Jimmy was doing and then this happens
I
Mean there's no way I catch up to homie. There's like literally no way
He's cruising down. Hey, he deserves that TV then thousand percent
I thought there was a way you could pedal faster.
I guess not.
Unless it told me and then it like totally, totally went over the instructions.
Jimmy!
You got a new TV, buddy.
Oh, shoot.
Because Tracy doesn't buy cars she can't afford so that thugs break in our house
Tracy doesn't get kidnapped or destroy my yacht. Well, that's just because she's too busy getting fucked by dudes to get on TV
You don't talk about your sister that way. I'm sorry family drama
She's hanging out with producers and porno guys this afternoon. What are you talking about?
Actually, it's all happening right out there
Jesus that boat that makes yours look like a rookie G-Rap
You know the kind of bow, the one that makes a young, impressionable girl, drop her pants
and spread her legs.
She's the reason you brought her here, isn't it?
Fuck.
Ah!
Damn!
Oh, damn.
We're going for it!
Run towards the edge of the pier and then press.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah!
Whoa.
Whoa, and then what hold to swim faster. Oh shoot, but like how do I I don't want to go down
That far bro, if you stand in water too long
Bro, why is it?
God, man. I'm about to die. I'm trying to get up, bro. I'm trying to get up
Jesus Christ
Michael why why are the controls inverted when you're in underwater why
would they do that why would they do that okay we got this we're locking in we're
channeling our dolphin energy here hold yeah okay okay okay
Tracy
You come here right now
They are not
Producers for the new Avengers movie, okay
You are not gonna be the next Wonder Woman
It's a different kind of Wonder Woman. All right
You're gonna be using a different kind of lasso. Oh shoot. We gotta get some air
dignity what's going on over here
why are you diving in it's not gonna make you go faster I thought I was going
juiced up to damn we got the juicer trio coming after us now all roided up
the roid rage it's flaring hold W accelerate let's go let's go I'm going I'm
I'm going!
Hold form of sharp turn. Okay. Okay. Do I need to do that right now? Not yet, huh?
Where am I going?
I'm just gonna go straight until further notice.
Oh shoot.
Do we go this way?
What are we trying to do here?
I'm just gonna go around man
Whoo I am fat oh my god, I am faster I am better
Yeah, you tell him Tracy
Oh God, they're gone!
Oh my God!
This is the worst.
They're gone? Cool.
See, it's okay.
I'll take you back to jail.
Oh, that's a massive wave. Let's go. Let's go.
It's not okay.
It's terrible. I can't believe you did that to me.
Whoa, whoa, chill out, babe.
Damn!
We catch some big waves.
I think we could all agree here that they were juiced up it was not gonna turn out well
Tracy, that's not the crowd you want.
Woo!
I mean, same man.
Same Jimmy!
How about I just drive us home?
You ruined my life!
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Mission passed.
Let's go.
One mission at a time.
One family drama at a time.
The soap opera life of Michael what's next what's the next chapter here
What do we do Michael? What do we do?
Where we going now?
triathlon event now available a
Let's go am I supposed to switch to Franklin or something?
And there's no other missions. Do we just go here?
Strangers and freaks I
Don't know about that
Hold up where else do we go?
What the heck is this?
You see this is what I'm talking about, why doesn't it show us?
Hmmmmmmmm.
Bro what's the next mission?
Or do I call somebody?
Hold up let's see.
Maybe I gotta call somebody.
Let's open up the contacts.
Oh yeah we got text messages.
Amanda
No Lester I'm trying to locate that equipment. It's gonna take some time before we're ready to go jewelry shopping
So spend your last few moments of your retirement with your family and we already did that
We've been doing that. It's been a lot of drama
What's this new parts just in my drive with the new bumpers now I'm good
Stock trading Michael it might be a good time to start making some moves on the stock market. Here's the link
To the market to get you started. No, that's virus thousand percent. It's a virus. I'm good
I'm good homie. Shall we see what's up with Franklin then like what else do we do?
What is it supposed to do man, let's go to Franklin. Oh shoot. What's going on over here?
I
Guess we go home and what were you doing Lamar?
What the heck were you doing now I want to put some basketball
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa that's re-in coming through I
I guess we can we can do whatever that tea is that tea is sussie man it's got me
curious it's got me real curious hey we got her
stamin up let's go out of my way out of my way what's going on over here all
this Tanya forgot about time
me I'm calling you
your love for the hood JB ain't doing good he needs help we need your help
nigga we gonna lose everything what do I gotta do same as before boo a little
help with the tow truck nothing for a real man like you just get yourself
together you asked them went crazy damn she somehow manipulated us into some
free labor
Wait, is she following me? Oh Tonya, I don't got a wit
I ain't got no I ain't got no car no car Tonya
How far is this place? How far is the?
Take a look here. I mean it's like two blocks come on Tonya you can use the exercise we got this two blocks
We're running there. Let's go
Easy peasy
Oh, it's been repowed.
Oh, let's go.
Somehow all the lights are red.
Perfect timing.
Let's go, let's go.
Return to Tanya.
Tanya, keep up!
Sorry, Pops.
But I'm in a hurry.
Let's go, Tanya.
Keep up
This is good keep your mind off the crack
Exercise will keep your mind off drugs. Let's go. Let's go
Just one more block Tonya. You got this
One more block baby girl
My bad homie am I going the right spot? Hold on. Oh hell no
You turn Tanya you turn I think I think we cut through right here
My bad homie I am in a rush though, excuse me, sir
I'm in a rush Tanya Tanya
You got to keep up
Can we just go through here? Oh
shoot
Yeah, I don't know about that. We may be though
Wait, this is actually oh my god
Can she do that? Please tell me she could do that.
You trip in if you think I'm chasing you!
Come on, Tanya, let's go! Just jump through the wall.
Hey, she did it! I saw that. I saw that.
Alright, let's go. Where's the tow truck at?
Oh, this one?
Done and done!
Oh, I do
Let's go get us a vehicle
The lucky plucker
Parking without a sticker
shameful hey girl you can't be crossing the street like that
this ain't no work girl, lady
like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Like taking crack is the right job for a lady, huh?
Jesus.
To the lucky bluff!
driving with no scratches I mean we're basically in a tank so so far the
damage has been minimal oh my god that car kind of blended in the street we'll
go on get a move on then so now you're not moving now you're not moving well
then out of my way Jesus Christ there is a car parked without a sticker
What's it out? Is that one right there?
Damn
We got a line up our
Gonna line this up
Whoa
There we go, there we go
Jesus why am I like so this orientated
Go like this
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Hey, there we go. Okay, out of my way.
Going to the pans.
And then we got a hold H to unhook the vehicle. Alright.
Oh, shoot. It's okay.
The city's gonna take care of that. Y'all don't pay enough taxes anyways.
We gotta get this vehicle.
We got to get this vehicle all the moves
Jesus.
20 years! Whoa.
Frankly.
At some point you just gotta say,
nope.
I'm going. I'm going.
I'll make it up to you Franklin. You know I will. See you round.
Did I unhook it?
Girl, how long have I got the mission pass? It doesn't even matter.
Alright, alright!
Wait, so what happened to my vehicle?
I am not walking back. I'm good.
good. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. I'm gonna take your vehicle. I'm with
the CIA. This is official government business. Your homie's coming with me. Okay, never
mind. He chose the cowardly way out. Homie didn't want to fight for his country. That's
what it is. Hey, this car's pretty fast. Damn.
Woo!
Damn.
Is that my car?
Let's go.
now what now what bro I did all the missions am I supposed to go to the
strangers and freaks thing now hold on let's pull up a pull up homies phone
what messages do we got Lamar shop gotta stay around your crib for a time
Trill oh shoot we're dialing Lamar
Okay Lamar, okay
Who else do we got Michael?
Franklin you got a sharpen up on your shooting for some time at the range if you can
with dial Michael
Wowzers.
Ayo.
Chill.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I just got a brand new paint job.
Chill.
Alright, so what does that mean?
We got to go to the shooting range.
New parts just then.
I won't go being a new Bugatti!
Chill.
Let's see.
right here? Is that where we're going? I think that's where we're going. Okay, done. Done
and done. Let's do it. Waypoint. Just around the corner. Uh, that tax confused me, man.
I didn't know if they were going to turn, but they did not make a decision. And their
blinkers weren't on they're here around the corner oh shoot what's going on over
here hello hello
got you killed yet no not yet he must be slacking he's always slacking he's a fool bro sometimes
anyway talking to fools what would you say if i told you some fools i knew i was kind of
confusing to be honest and this luck would have to pick up the city beautiful silver
metal with your name on n gta is always going to be confusing cross metal then are we racing
get a car I mean is mine fine or is it too slow
hell this one probably way too slow it feels slow I woke up in a new boogati
I want that one oh wait that's his car never mind I don't want to start drama
that's his car already all right let me see if I can find one right before we go
oh shoot man I'm definitely gonna lose this car so slow let's go let's go oh
shoot
Damn, this car was not equipped for this, bro.
How many cars are in front of me?
Four?
Oh, I messed up!
I messed up the same right this car ain't made for this oh shoot oh shoot hey
we're in second place though I'm now we're in third hey you gotta move you
Move bro, how many more laps? Oh
I'm so close
Second place oh
Hell no, oh I messed up bad. I messed up bad
Bro that turn was trash
That turn was so trash. Oh my god went the last place with that turn. That's wild
oh we got two lap bro the parked car coming out of nowhere coming in clutch
hold up I might still have this
hold up I woke up being a new book on it
Jesus!
Well, this was not the car for this, man.
This was not the car for this.
I thought it would have time, or I thought it would be given like a choice.
Hold up!
Third place, though.
Second place, though.
No!
oh my god oh my god bro back to back to six place oh hell no oh hell no come on
give me fifth fifth place let's go wait am I still okay it is not that bad
right hey what are you doing god damn it bro why is my car so slow yeah of
course I'm gonna lose with this freaking car man I'm blaming the car I ain't
blaming me I'm blaming the car bro retry different car though I want a
different car god damn it okay let's do it I think I can still do it without
out it's fine. Now that we know the route, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up, hold up.
I got an idea, I got an idea. Hey! Wait, which way am I going? No! I messed up.
Herrooo! Should I just start over?
Nah, I might be good, I might be good.
Oh, we're starting over, bro. We're starting over, bro.
How do I start over, bro?
How do I?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is gonna be a waste of time.
Uuugh!
I don't even think I can.
That's so annoying.
I can't even start over.
How do I get a different car?
Oh my god.
You know what? I feel like I can still catch up to them.
I might still be able to catch up to them.
It's okay.
Now that there's nobody in my way, I might still be able to catch up to them.
Ooh.
Okay, we're good.
Hey, clean.
Clean!
Wait!
I'm about to overtake them.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
My god, okay, but I sent somebody else into the dumpsters too, right?
Damn, there's one dude that's like super far ahead
Am I supposed to win this or am I supposed to just beat the other homie?
I was doing so good there's somebody that's really far ahead already I
I don't think we're being them. Oh my god. This turn always gets me
Okay, but the the fact that I was able to catch up I think it's pretty monumental
It's over it's over I
Need another car I can't do it in this vehicle
Unless somehow that dude in the lead can like mess up.
Otherwise it ain't happening.
at least i'm not last
oh bro that was a photo finish for a second
that was literally a photo finish for a second
oh my god just try the most accurate way to drive and get it done
okay
let's do it
Acura driving right now. Let's go.
We're locking in.
It ain't about the vehicle. It's about the driver.
We're locking in.
Excuse me?
Excuse me? It's okay.
I've come back from worse. It's fine.
I'll come back for more.
Hey, let's go. That was part of my plan.
That was not part of my plan.
Bro.
How do we...
Replay a mission. Let's go. Replay it.
Replay it. Let's go.
No.
Replay it. Why want to replay it? Replay is unavailable while on a mission.
Won't you have passed the current bro?
I'm gonna let them finish. I got a P.
I'll be right back. I'm gonna let them finish.
Yeah, you got that dope, Jesus got that coke
I'ma fuckin' in the door, head it once, let it go
I'm replying, not to smoke, chop it with a scope
Don't want no smoke, the head of niggas do the coach
Why is coachin' me, try to bitch me still
Rockin' coach, bitch, I'm multi-ed in
So you know I do the most, bitch, I'm rollin'
Rollin' out the jiggas, got my eyes wide open
When I'm takin' all these pictures on the six
Fuckin' nigga, I'm about as systemic as a trap
In the pack, on the pills, you be pressing
My clothes is expensive, I'll say I'm impressive
Yeah, in the black, little nigga, impressive
Bitter thing, then I fuck a bank 20,000 bussines on my jeans
Mockin' Marys, I might go to Wings
Said she loyal, but she get a team
Bitter thing, then I fuck a bank 20,000 bussines on my jeans
Mockin' Marys, I might go to Wings
Said she loyal, but she get a team
This your bitch, she a homie bitch
I'm just a Grammy plus your homie shit
I remember how it fuckin' shit
Now I got it, I'ma call it in
He's still going huh goddamn it's still going bro how they not finish the race yet
How they not finish the race yet?
I've been drinking like so much water this summer.
I gotta be like crazy.
I can see Luna standing there.
She finally moved back to her spot.
Isn't that nice
Finally move back for a spot, but
Hey
We could finally restart this mission, bro. I'm sure there's a way where you could like do it, but
This is how we doing. I got one more in me. I got one more in me chat. Let's go
If I mess up at any point here, I can't I can't with this mission. I'm gonna have to do it with another car or something
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
I'll still try, I'll still try.
But I don't know, I'm not feeling confident now.
It's not really about the homies behind me, it's the dudes in front.
All it takes is that first vehicle.
This ain't it this ain't it this car so slow it's not even about being accurate
This car so slow, bro
Pirates are trash. There's like no traction
I'll see if I can catch up let me do one lap I can't catch up it is what it is
god damn this part right here allows you to like catch up big time with them so
that's the only thing that gives me hope okay okay there's the two right there
in front of me that's not too bad and then of course I do that though like
Jesus it's alright it's alright they're still in my sights you know what this is
This is doable. This is doable.
It's just those two cars in front of me. It's just those two cars, bro.
I'm about to take a lead here. I'm about to take a lead.
I might sabotage this red one. Oh no.
Oh, there we go. There we go. There we go. No, no, no, no, no.
Nah, none of y'all taking over me. Let's go!
okay accurate from here on out no pressure from here on out I have no
idea where I'm going I got a lock-in
okay okay okay okay okay we're still good we're still good we're still good
Oh hell I gotta be close right I've got to be close
Oh, let's go
Only that turn could have messed me up or maybe this one
Oh, no, no, no, no like this not like this
The fact that I was able to do that. Oh my god, bro, that was my last one too
That was my last one. Damn.
They only gave me 200 for that.
200. Bro, I've been stressing him.
It's okay. It was more about the achievement.
It was more about the achievement than anything else.
Alright, so what the heck am I doing now? What's the next...
I'm trying to do this campaign. Bro, what's that over there?
another uh oh it's a street race no i'm done with the street races man i'm done
with the street races i'm trying to do something else what's this vehicle
impound bro i'm done working for tanya too
hell no
hell no six mpgs our gas is less than half the price of most
It is a freakin' hot summer.
We reached a hundred and seven degrees yesterday.
A hundred and seven degrees!
That's kinda crazy.
If you're not flabbergasted, I'm flabbergasted, okay?
Because that is hot.
Now, don't mind me, I'm just currently connecting my airpods
so that I can listen to the gameplay.
Bruh.
Rockstar Social Club? No, I'm good. I'm good Rockstar. No! No, I don't want it.
God, why? Why does it want to do this to me?
Since when did I ask if I wanted to connect my Social Club account?
Hmm... Didn't ask? Don't care.
I didn't ask and I didn't care
But we're gonna do it anyways
Because why not I don't think it's gonna let me play the game if I don't
Unless I clicked another setting, I don't I don't know why it's why it's going like this
Right hello, oh there we go
Now we're back in business
We're back in business
All right cut the Kawaii music. I know it's summertime and I know we're trying to get Kawaii over here, but
We also I don't how come I don't hear anything by the way. How come I don't hear anything Luna
My tech support is on standby
She's figuring it out
Maybe I just need to oh there we go
Thank You Luna damn she don't even want to look at me
She don't even want to look at me. She does it with her eyes closed. All right, you guys ready and yes
That was two gifted subredeems
That we had to take care of shoji VR and dragon times
seven a
Great way to use your channel points if you're not using it for a lunas like your lunas like a Laguna
Okay story mode
That's all we hear for we're all about the stories. It's all about story time.
Oh damn, we're just jumping right into it, huh?
That's right, when I won my car race, that's where we're leaving off at, right?
Hell yeah.
I
Jb
Missing please help assist her out with another job call me and I'll explain time. Yeah, xo xo xo
Man, I don't want that. I don't want that many kisses from time. I'm not a lot
I'm sorry time. Yeah, we got to keep our distance from you
We don't know what we're gonna catch
We're going to get some airborne herpes for Miss Tanya over there.
You got lucky there.
There are always races going down in L.S.
Sounds good.
Bro calling it luck, like store loser.
When in doubt, say they're lucky.
When in doubt, don't take responsibility, say you got lucky.
Pause!
First of all, where the heck do we go next?
I'm trying to see where we're going next. We did the race. I thought we were gonna
That's so weird. I thought we were gonna do another another thing
What's what's my brief?
Mission you're not currently playing a mission during a mission information will be shown here, bruh
Well, then what the heck am I supposed to do? I?
Thought by completing that it would have done something maybe it's forcing me to do this
strangers and freaks bro that's far away though man have an idea we're gonna
switch to Michael we're gonna switch to Michael and see if it gives us anything
different and in Diffie
oh hell yeah
She just walked out of my car
Damn Michael. I didn't mean to interrupt my bad, bro
My bad, bro did not mean to interrupt
Buster's past control of some bands out there warehouses nice. We finally got a frickin
Out of my way, buddy, we finally got something to do with the mission I'm on my way. Oh
My god, not even a scratch
Hey, I love this too not even a scratch though by the way
Where was it over here? Damn damn all the way down there, bro
Bro, that's far. Oh, we're traveling across Los Santos to get to the van. Oh my god, of course of course
I might want a faster car, man.
I'm not really feeling it with this one.
That one, that one looks like a slower.
That one don't look like it drives fast.
That one might drive faster than this one.
Forgot how you get out.
I was like, is it the E?
Is it the E key?
I forgot.
gore. Alright, don't mind me. Is it locked? Damn. Oh my goodness. Do we have to drive it
like this? Is it just gonna keep beeping? Oh good. Hey, now we're zooming. Hell yeah.
This is what I'm talking about!
We're going to get there in no time!
Oh my god!
My bad!
Man, I'm motorcycle-able even.
Get us there quicker!
Through the windshield!
Oh my god!
I didn't know you could fly through the windshield in this game, bro.
Woo!
Damn!
Hey, give me that bike! Give me that bike!
Jesus.
No, give me that bike!
God damn it, bro.
God damn it, bro.
And they're just totally in my vehicle now.
Homie in the smart car.
Damn! I really went through the windshield.
How's it run? Just feel good?
Hey, it's still good. Oh my god. I didn't want to run over someone. I don't want to commit
capital murder so soon, so early into the campaign.
Oh
Shoot I was supposed to get on the freeway we're pulling you in put it in reverse
Oh shoot one of my tires is a little busted turning feels a little awkward here
God he's totally dead
I'm totally dead. How do you buckle up in the game? What do you mean buckle up?
What do you mean I supposed to buckle up, bro?
Oh my god
Back to the Los Santos Hospital
Damn, I wonder if we racking up a bill
If we racking up quite the bill in Los Santos, it's okay, we're gonna be using our tax payers.
The fine tax payers in Los Santos is covered in my hospital bills, but where do we go
from here?
man I really don't want the taxi
I really don't want the taxi if I'm being honest
let's go let's go somewhere else let's get another car here
damn ain't nothing good
what's that over there that looks decent
Uh...
What's up? I'm so ready to head back for private shop!
Damn, at least we're getting our stamina levels up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Bro, not a single fancy vehicle in sight.
Not a single fancy vehicle in sight.
We might have to do this.
you
you
you
you
you
I just got to be away from, uh, oh god.
Oh god, it's just gotta be away from them, right?
No way they find me here.
No way.
Easy escape.
Hell yeah!
Yee-haw!
thought for a second they found me let's go damn it takes a while doesn't it I mean
it takes way longer than I thought it takes I thought I would only have to
sit there for like 20 seconds max but it's easily a minute hello officer don't
mind me you got a infestation in your vehicle because I could take care of it
I could take care of it officer.
We are abiding by traffic laws because I don't need no wanted stars.
I gotta make a right turn though so I'm pretty sure this is legal.
Hell yeah.
And on we go.
So was I supposed to do this, or was Franklin supposed to do this?
Franklin's busy with Tanya.
He gained his own 20 seconds is kind of easy, bro.
Well, exactly, that was my point.
It would have been nice if it was 20 seconds.
You think I'm out here trying to just sit still under a bridge for 3 minutes straight
with no fidget spinner?
Hail no.
Hail no.
I'ma squeeze on through.
Don't mind me.
I got bugs to take care of.
I need like a little siren on the top of my van.
Wee woo, wee woo, wee woo.
I got...
Bro, I swear to God.
hold me in his Jeepers Creepers van over there tailgating me unbelievable
I like the funky music oh shoot I forgot how to change state
Bread
This is why you keep two eyes on the freaking road two of them
Only a one-eye on the road. How do I change the radio station? Yeah, is it?
That I thought it was a R
Oh, I'm so annoyed.
I thought for sh- God damn it!
I mean, I don't hate this song, but I would like to know how to change the station when
I need to. Gravity. It's Rotten Corpse. A job well... the auto save slot already contains
Sure. Jesus Christ. Let's go!
Haley.
Damn, what happened to homie's face?
Was that from when I like flew out the window? The dashboard window?
Good now. We just need to knock out gas. I'm on it
I'm on it I
Don't think it's that far away. It's like just up the street
But we need a vehicle ain't no way I'm taking a tackle truck taco truck ain't no way I
Saw some pretty nice ones parked over there
Oh, look at that we're taking that one that one's got to be fast
I'm gonna be real fast. Let's go. Oh
Oh souped-up Audi
It's the souped-up Audi
I'm about to station though, let me go through something he was listening to this
Well, we've been going through stuff probably just gotten through a break up
this that just ended my two-month relationship and kind of song and she
was everything
oh what the heck
shoot open the doors oh my god it's a moving thing oh that's so annoying okay
Let's see if we can do this.
I haven't done this yet.
No, he got on the freeway.
Which, where is he?
Dammit, he's down there.
Bur-er-er.
I got this fricking map all weird now.
Because my mark, hold on.
Because of this marker.
De-select the marker, bro.
Okay, let's go.
I haven't, how do I shoot out?
Okay, we got the pistol ready.
Shoot out.
Ah!
Like that?
Let's go!
Excuse me?
Bro?
Did I get what I needed?
Did I get what I needed?
Oh my god, bro.
Did I get what I needed?
Or the cops are the problem.
Bro, the soup of boudy is garbage.
Dammit.
Are they shooting at me?
That's crazy.
Stay calm! We are fine! There's no way they find me. Who would ever be stupid enough to
be under this bridge? Nobody. Not this guy. They wouldn't expect that. You don't think
I got the package I think I picked up one briefcase because there was three and
then all of a sudden there's like only two on the ground
ah let's go we got it we got it we are out here making moves bro that truck
kidding me no way no way okay let's just go this way oh god there we go Jesus we
Back on the road.
Woo!
What?
What did homie say?
That's crazy, man.
I did nothing.
Bake it up, bake it up.
What's crazy is I came back to my own hideout.
We delivered the briefcase.
Man, you can speed it up a little bit homie.
Uh-oh.
Bank robbery plan is going to be in pursuit.
Keep up the good work.
I
Excellent
Now we all know why we're here we've got a story to take
plan is simple
elegant
Listen to Lester's my face still beat up from lying through the dashboard
You know the drill this wasn't organized. We don't know each other
Where's Franklin?
We're caught up in a robbery and active in self-defense.
It's not going to be an issue, because everything's going to go just fine.
The alarm system is easy.
Now if I didn't need to be running things, I could have it offline myself.
No problem, but you should be able to get us a pretty decent window.
How do you do this?
Hands on the job, you do the work.
Now, once it's down, you signal Michael, he makes the call.
Thanks for the good.
We should be able to drop a present right through the air vent on the roof.
Everybody goes to sleep. No problem. We take our time if we run into trouble
We move quickly and with force
Any questions?
No
Let's go. I
Got a question with me Christian take the truck with the fire. How much jail time do we get?
a desynchronization down the steps.
We have a little bit of a solo people. Initials only from here on out.
Yeah, come on, get in.
Let's do it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Our first bank heist!
Let's go.
All right, you got it down?
I got it.
Because you use too much gas on these guys, you'll kill them.
Well shit, don't blame me the way these canisters is mixed.
Just be careful.
Yeah, okay.
Oh my god, bro.
Don't worry about oh my the crew man. They look like serious people home
They are for the most part most part. I made a savings on the hacker
But that's a matter if I do my job on the shop floor, but the rest of my series right the gum and and the drive
Yeah, sir. Yes, they're taking a serious cut if that would be fucking worth it exactly
We pay premium to get the job done, okay?
Jesus Christ.
Bruh, there's like a pile of cars over here, man.
Get out.
So we can't mess this up.
can't kill them we just need to knock them out excuse me exterminator hey
they ain't no one around that suits us good makes my job easier you know I'm
saying how am I gonna knock them out I believe we have some canisters that we
are gonna ignite through the ventilation system and it's gonna take them out
What the freak before I take myself out of course Jesus
What was that civilian interaction just die
Classic parenting
Huh, oh we got to get up there
I'm mounting.
Oh my god, I almost died.
Oh my god, I almost died, bro.
What the freak?
Hold tab and use...
Damn it, I couldn't even see.
Okay, what am I doing?
Where do I throw it?
Hold tab?
One of these?
Hold to throw. Where am I throwing it? Oh, in there? Damn. Alright. Yeah! I think I got it.
Not yet. What? Bruh, a little higher. Got it, right? Is that it? How many am I doing?
We did it, right?
Jesus.
Nice.
Well, I love her a lot.
I just, I wasn't thinking it was...
Think about it like this.
I mean, I always say that...
I told him to fix that hot damn AC.
Bruh.
What's going on?
Famous last words.
What's going on?
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
Famous last words what's going on and then I blacked out your honor
No idea. Okay. We got it. We gotta go. What am I doing?
Take stuff take stuff take stuff, right? That's what we're doing
Steal the jewelry we got to take a bunch, right?
Okay, okay
I guess I should have invested more in the hacker
We got we got it. We got it. We got it. We got the last one. Let's go
Oh
Why would you do that go why would you?
Oh, I'm gonna stay close.
I'm just following these guys, right?
Whoo!
We almost ran into me!
Oh my God!
I don't want to be in oncoming traffic.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.
Four wanted stars, Jesus.
They're about to bring up the tanks on us!
The freaking tanks!
Damn!
Oh god. We're good.
I hope I'm taking the right one.
If you don't go around and get on an idiot, he's the only one who likes to chase you.
Woo!
Oh!
You gotta be kidding me, bro.
Get on the bike, get on the bike, get on the bike, get on the bike, get on the bike, get on the bike!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my frickin' Jesus, bro!
Oh no, no, no, no.
Oh my God.
Don't leave without me, please.
I need to deal with the left, you bastard!
I'm pushing through the right wall!
Please don't leave without me.
I'm like right here.
Don't leave without me.
Let's go!
We caught up!
Damn!
They slow!
I was able to catch up after all that time.
We're going to start sending this huge convillian out of here.
Send good com'padre!
Sounds good
Hey, oh my god
Oh no, not the police
What are we
We're good!
Damn, look at me take them out! Look at me go!
Jeez!
Bro, I don't know if all this is worth it. For a little bit of money ain't no way this is worth it.
Jesus Christ! How are we supposed to escape from all this?
Where are we going? I'm going straight, right?
I think that's all. Oh, shit.
Alright, clear the cops for right now.
We'll stop at the end of the river, and we'll get the bikes into the juice.
Oh, thank god. Woo!
Alright, we clear the cops.
We did it how are they not going to recognize this van
I'm glad I got the I'm glad I paid money for the driver man
Because I feel like if I didn't... God damn it. If I feel like I didn't do that,
somebody was totally gonna lose money. I don't know if I needed the guns, I guess.
But it worked out at the end of the day, regardless of where I saved money and worked out.
Ah man!
Ha ha!
God damn!
Fuck!
Who did it?
You know what I'm saying?
Ha ha!
One step closer to retirement!
Heck yeah!
Let us go!
All right people.
We need to split up.
They're gonna be looking for a crew.
Now why are your cuts when the rocks have been sold?
This shit was crazy, dawg.
So what now?
You get out of here.
Keep our heads down.
Hey, you did good, kid.
What'd I tell you, Lester, huh?
Mm-hmm.
All right, look, everybody take off.
Clean.
A clean mission.
Listen, Lester and I got some good things to clean up.
No problems, no hiccups.
I want you to stop by the house a little later on.
We'll celebrate, all right?
All right.
OK.
Yeah.
Huh?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, man.
I told you, Lester.
I told you.
I'm not gonna give you an action.
He about that lines.
All right, what's next?
Heist past. Was that enough though? To pay off our debt? To Mafia also homie? Vanilla unicorn.
Jesus.
Can you calls her in strip club?
God damn.
We gotta get back together.
For private dance, approach dance and press E.
For private dance?
Oh, is this where you, is this where you get to dance?
Is it part of the mission?
And we don't gotta do that right now.
We don't, we don't gotta do that right now.
only if it's part of the mission am I going to the right place is the exit
right damn it's bright out bro
she's all right Franklin it's time we do what we got to do right we're going to
Michael's how do we change the station please please how do we change it man
Cheat code no, no, no, no
How do we do this?
Tap it's not tap, right?
The scroll wheel it's the scroll wheel. Let's go
Okay, hold on. We got a mark our place, man
Let's roll
Get it, Burgey? I haven't heard this song in ages.
same Franklin saying that wasn't part of the plane it's okay we can't back on we
get back on bro where you going freaking you look like you were gonna turn and
then you didn't wild animal bro you're turning on a green light
Unforgivable.
Woo! We made it!
Unscathed.
Getting fly through the dashboard.
Is that the front door?
Hey yo, Michael!
Michael!
We out!
Yeah, you fuckin' A-right, we did.
So, here's the shot.
Lester's offloading the gems.
He knows a guy.
He'll give us 50 cents on the dollar.
We might actually have a little spending money left
if we pay off that psychotic Mexican motherfucker.
fucker whoo cheers so that's that right I hope so the whole job everything about
it anyone knows your file what is wrong with you baby long time no see and
what about Trevor if that fruitcake realizes no no finds out you're a
minor minds man Nicholas cage fuck don't worry about Trevor Trevor's dad gotta
be besides I didn't have nothing to do with it whatever the hell it is you're
talking about really oh boy oh hey Albert story had a lucky escape from the
thieves ran straight in see what I say my job and I said this guy hey you got to
move these bikes I don't know anything about that brother
Damn Trevor!
He knows. He knows the famous line, bro.
Yeah, pull up them pants.
I told him, Trevor. I told him.
We all get high! We all get high!
But that don't make it right!
Leave it! Leave it!
The crystal's got to speak, but don't make it right.
Don't make nothing right. Not what you done with me.
I'm telling Johnny, leave it. I ain't leaving nothing.
Trevor! I'm talking to you, motherfucker!
How are you? What are you saying?
Fucking my girl, man. It's wrong.
Oh, I gotta fuck someone.
You want me to fuck you instead? Is that the problem here?
Take off your pants
You think this is funny
Shut up Ron. I'm about the fuck me a method ain't I cowboy get my boys suck from his toothless gums
Fuck you Trevor. Oh
I still love her
This the homie that was listening to that one song in the car that we stole
Found him
Okay, man. Give me a hug, yeah.
Jesus.
Damn, bro. Chill.
Oh, he ain't getting up.
Wait.
Jesus.
Trevor's insane.
Fuck.
Yeah, dang it.
We gotta speak to Johnny's recently bereaved brothers.
Shoot.
Trevor stood on business there. Trevor literally stood on business. Holy.
Go to the grape seed. Damn.
I don't find them wait
We're in a hurry, but not that much of a hurry
You think it's clever to disrespect women
You call there a fish
Shit, this is fucking crazy.
Yeah, you tell him, Wade!
You tell him what we're about to do.
What are we doing?
You don't think so, huh? Well, why don't we just ask them then, huh? Hey, hey cowboy
You mind that I fucked your old lady. Sorry. What was that? Well, no, no, you don't mind
Oh, because you're a dead man and the only sentient party on purpose for the brain
Jesus
Like it denial that is first part of the grieving process brothers now. That's all
whole hands huh oh looks like you got something you want to say huh you got
something you need to say this better be bullshit where you guys go
no let's go ladies Jesus Christ
this area ain't gonna have a biker problem much longer
follow the van
I don't think I'm bathed enough to drop the bikers.
Oh my!
No way.
Wade!
Hurry up!
Jesus Christ, Wade, let's go!
Let's go!
Bro that van's gonna get away
Hold on hold on hold on there we go there we go we're back
Oh Jesus Christ
Man I had to get accurate for that one the one shop pop
Good lord let's go let's go man it is difficult navigating this truck
They ain't got the traction.
Now why is Wade tweaking in the back?
Okay!
Oh my god, we've barely made it across, god damn.
Barely made it across, bro.
I got a feeling yeah, but we got to make sure
Oh wait stop using your brain for a second, please. Oh my god, was that a coyote?
We're taking them out? Jesus, alright, let's do it.
Jesus Christ, I can't see the little crosshair thing.
I'm reloading!
I can't see my crosshair.
Let's go, let's go!
One of them got on a bike though.
Jesus is on the roof
God damn move it out
I can't see my- I can't see my crosshair, bro.
Jesus Christ.
Retry.
I can't see my crosshair.
It like blends in to the background.
Jesus.
Oh, there it is.
I see it now.
Okay, let's go let's go let's go. I also didn't mean to like take cover behind that weird goofy a car
This guy
Driver special building because the damage it looks done enemies. How do I use that again?
God damn it
There we go
I remember one being on the roof. Oh, shoot!
How was there so many?
I don't I don't remember how to use this ability. Was it alt? Let me see. It might be alt
It would help if I could see the crosshair man could barely see this thing
Let's go. Let's go over here
Damn it
He's alive
I
Was a lot no way
I see you this guy
Oh
I'm about to die. I'm about to die
He's too far, let's go close!
I can't see, can't see my crosshair.
No!
No one's gonna save me!
Barely see the crosshair!
Okay.
Get away!
Planning me to go around!
Where are you going?
I'm just getting excited!
Is that it?
Return to the truck.
Oh my god, we did it.
Bro, I had to lock in. I had to lock in sooo...
SO HARD for that one.
It's all part of the plan, I promise. Get up, Trevor. Get up. Jesus Christ, get up.
Get back in truck.
Sticky bombs!
Jesus Christ.
How turn Philip's special ability from GTA's turn of skill take damage on play?
I know I know but I don't I don't know how I don't know how to use it. I think it's old
No, I can't be old. I forgot what key I need to click to do it
Jesus
Oh, no way!
Dang!
Oh!
Sheee!
Damn, this is all part of Trevor's plan.
This was no random scenario. This was all part of the plan.
Who's that?
What the heck is that?
Going for it?
Push the trailer into the river?
Damn.
This is the fuck, my soggy friend.
You are out of business.
The lost emcees are out of business.
The guns and crank in this area go through Trevor Phillips Enterprise, or they ain't going.
Saying something don't make it true.
Argh! You have been told.
I'm gonna wait, man, but my people...
You sure you want to do this I always let you operate
I didn't have them I think he gets it
I thought you were crazy man not stupid
Think about it they're gonna green light you after this
He's looking at me we was always cool
That looks so goofy, bro. That looks so goofy bro got a
Bro got a boot to the chin and went straight into the river
Jesus Christ
All right, I think we did our job here
It's time to ski dead
ski dead to ski dude and
bro
Face planted into the river Wow
Whoa
Jesus, why is the deer running?
Oh my God.
find out might be survived that job.
Yeah.
What do you think happened?
I knew what happened.
I wouldn't be bemoaning these last 10 years.
I've spent in ignorance.
Some say ignorance bliss.
For a man with an interest, some may say obsession
with the secret truth kept hidden behind
historical events.
That's a really weird thing to say.
I was trying to console you.
I don't need consolation.
I need answers from that fat chump.
We know the story, but I'll be with the unfound.
Yee-haw!
Get out of the car, Ron.
Any time to think.
Helicopter, helicopter!
Hey, how nice of us though, we dropped off Ron after all that.
Is this driver's safe house?
Damn.
Looking a little spiffy here.
Quarter eaten donut is blasphemy.
Blasphemy man.
You- you- bro, you can't take a bite out of a donut and not finish the whole thing.
just crazy can't do such thing
mission pass damn what you think Luna what you think that's pretty good huh
what are here sirens I didn't do it officer I didn't do it wasn't me oh I
I guess my answer?
You know I don't like using these things.
They're listening.
Then make it quick.
That business thing's been set up.
The Chinese guy, Mr. Chang, is at the end.
You said that on the phone?
What the fuck is wrong with you, damn it, Ron?
Now I'm gonna have to discipline you and you know how I feel about that.
Jesus Christ.
Ron!
We've talked about this.
God damn.
All right quick bathroom break. I got a pee. I will be right back and we're gonna see how we discipline run
Thank you guys for watching the baby
well I took that quick peepie break let's see how are we gonna discipline Ron
what's the course of action here that we need to take on big boy wrong it was
that quick oh hell yeah listen I go quick I go quick where we going here
What is this? The Chinese?
Oh my god. I thought they just captioned me like Chinese.
Okay.
Nah, we gotta change the station. I'm sorry.
I know we're in the right area for that music, but hey, I'm good.
Boss, there's some guy's stock car racing around the way. You should try it.
Nah, I'm good.
Stock car races are now available. Let's go.
I might try it later.
I want to see what's going on with the Chinese.
you
you
you
you
you
I
Chef we're just coming down to see the kitchen you can't get here quick enough the Aztecs are coming
They think you took out or take up they ain't mistaken. We'll get down here and take them out to
Okay!
A good reliable source.
Jesus.
I miss my turnfellas hold on hope you're buckled up
hell yeah
It's a good idea.
Sit, Trevor. You ain't got long.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, man-er, Shaft.
These are our guests, all right?
We got Mr. Cheng and his humble servant.
Hey, little shoo!
Nice to meet you.
Trevor, we ain't got long till they get here.
Everything in its time, all right.
Gentlemen, please, come check out the storage facilities.
Oh, yeah.
Nice, right?
Apple room inside
Please sir if you will
What
Tour will recommence shortly gentlemen. Should we get the guns? Yes
Damn Trevor's gonna war
I'm reloading!
Peek it! Peek it!
That's right.
Do I just go down there?
Oh, I go this way.
Bro.
Bro.
Oh, grief.
Oh, no!
Oh no!
Did we shoot from here?
Hold on.
You wanna go outside?
Alright, alright!
How is he still alive, bro?
you want a better weapon? get over here!
get over here!
get over here!
get over here!
get over here!
get over here!
I can't catch them, just die out!
Look at the one I...
Come here, man, he's like it!
Grenade Launcher!
Grenade Launcher? Damn!
Oh, now you give it to me.
Wait, which way? Where's this guy at?
Now I really am!
You
Bro I was doing so well too. I was doing so well
Goddamn that's crazy that's crazy
Nah, that's actually crazy, bro.
I was genuinely doing so well until that happened.
Unbelievable.
We try again.
Why did homie ever hand me the grenade launcher?
Is it out?
Oh, it's out.
Let's go, let's go!
How did that one dude get on top of the freaking roof?
I'm right behind you.
Don't hand me a drain launcher this time.
Bruh.
Oh no, no, no.
No, no, no.
When we ran straight into my bullets
Which way do I go?
Yeah
I think we have seen quite enough.
Hey, that's how you know we mean business, though.
We survived the warlord crime gangbang shebang.
We did it.
That's what I'm talking about.
New contact.
Chang juniors, let's go!
Is this not my car?
Oh.
Hold up.
Wrong vehicle.
Excuse me.
I swear to God, give me your car.
You know what I thought.
You don't want to mess with me.
I just took out a whole army.
army we're totally gonna forget about the fact that I blew myself up with a
grenade launcher though we're not mentioning that ever again
oh mr. Chang's definitely gonna sign the contract
I mean, we could park anywhere, right?
There's no uh...
You gotta slap you, silly Ron.
You gave the deets over the phone.
smash up my home damage my soul this this this this this statue here of
impotent rage this fucking men more to me than Johnny came into anyone and they
smashed it those pathetic midlife crisis hog riding shaving headed
broody leather chap wearing fucking assholes asshole stripper they are
there tap we're in asshole wait wait wait the little shit whoa whoa whoa hey
Michael fucking Townley right bitch wife to kick him we got a tattoo on his face
big face Trevor to talk to people you are fucking useless find out who did
that fucking robbery alright and if Michael Townley lives there or anyone
matching his description I'm gonna kill you and your fucking cousin might be in
clear now yes Trevor thank you now smile
that's better now Ron shall we go you not believe that always destroyed my
statue of impenetrable age the cheek
Trevor's fun, man.
Trevor has some wild campaigns.
Where are we going?
And now we get to driving at ATV?
Let's go.
Jesus.
No way.
No way.
Damn! Okay. Ron didn't want any part of it, huh?
Jesus.
Really?
Wait, how much is it? Oh, it's free, thank God.
We have a hundred eight thousand though, that's pretty good
You got a scope and a suppressor for this so we need a scope and a suppressor
Scope advanced scope
Etched wood grip
32k though
Wait, I thought we have a scope already we have the advanced scope right
Nice. I'm a suppressor.
Nice.
How many rounds do we need?
Let's get a few.
That's good, that's good.
Thank you, my good sir.
I will be heading back onto my ATV with the massive sniper rifle.
And now we're headed back to Ron.
Ron!
Ron, I got the gun.
Meet me at the water tower just north of the airfield.
Much better, Trevor.
Mexico, look out.
Because there's bikers all over this air strength.
Of course there are.
Two planes are touching down at the field on a weapons run.
We're going to wait till the right time and appropriate them.
Yes, we are.
I'm bleeding at the water tower.
I'm up here. I don't see the heart of it.
Stop the vehicle.
God.
Where's not here yet.
Stop the vehicle, man.
Coming up.
I'm up the tower, Trevor.
Jesus Christ.
Between Ron and the ATV, they got my blood pressure up there.
What's up, Ron?
Yes. Really. Absolutely.
Almost dead because of the ATV crash. Yeah.
That would have been
The ATV can only take you so far park it and don't let them spot you
You wouldn't believe this Ron one of these assholes is having a seizure or something
Am I supposed to pay attention to him or do I look for unwanting?
There's one and there's the other.
Lights off!
Good.
Now, close the door and pay until it stops and gets out.
Okay, okay.
Wait, why does he have to get out first?
I got a clear shot.
Okay, Roger that
Okay
Where where
I didn't know where the control tower was.
Oh no!
Oh, this guy.
Another guy's on his way.
Cleaning shot, Trev.
Another guy's coming out of the tower.
Must be looking for the one you shot.
So long, sailor.
Get your sights back on me, Trev.
I'm scared.
Turn my crosshairs again.
There's no one left to kill, so get over to that gas tank and plant the bomb.
I can't.
There's someone coming out of the tower.
I'm scared.
I'm scared in my crosshairs again. There's no one left to kill so get over to that gas tank and plant the bomb
Good building
This guy
Easy peasy
Nothing but light work
I had to be part of the mission.
Oh, god damn.
I'm on my way, Ron!
Where's Ron at?
Wait, what do I do?
Try using Trevor's special ability to help you during combat.
Oh, it's the cap slot!
Okay, hold on.
I don't see none of the guys who can't turn it off.
I'm gonna run into these guys and I'm gonna be using other.
They're all gonna be over soon.
I'm gonna run into these guys and I'm gonna be using other.
I'm gonna run into these guys and I'm gonna be using other.
Jesus Christ.
God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was so close.
I was so close.
Alright, Trevor.
Let's see if we can do this one more time.
We need to help secure the airship.
Why can't I use my sniper, bro?
I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. Watch this.
Watch this, watch this, watch this, watch this. We got this, bro.
We got this. This is why I bought so many rounds.
This is exactly why. Where they at?
He did, right?
Bruh!
They're all dead homie, okay now they're coming out
Is that wrong
whoo shooting at me let's go easy light work uh-oh
Where's the other guy at?
I'm on my way!
Let me have an assault rifle.
Just in case.
Whatever gets up to some goofy business on the plane let's go
Oh
What wait why who the heck shot me
Oh
Sam. Oh, shoot, no!
Let's go, let's go!
Bro, what does the hold up?
I mean, there's another plane over there.
Oh, we're gonna fly our own?
Goddamn.
Just one speed holds.
What the heck is that to take off?
Key number five?
I am aware of this.
Well, he's gonna get him off.
Well, the man on my wing presents no immediate danger.
I'll do my best to move like you.
He's still here!
How do I pull up, bro?
There's no way.
There's no way, bro.
I'm not gonna fall in this and lose.
I'm gonna fall forward over here and fight B-S-12.
My god, bro, I
Tried to pull up. What the heck is that symbol? It's saying like something weird key number five
No, that ain't right. That ain't right
Absolutely not. Hey, let's go. I'm so dead
How do you drive this plane?
How am I supposed to drive this plane? I
I don't have, like, oh my god, the fact that I lived.
The fact that I lived.
Wait, this isn't working.
Steer the plane with what?
What the heck were those, bro?
I'm so dead.
I don't have a keypad.
What are you talking about?
Let's try again.
That's not working.
That's not how you-
Use the number pattern.
You can just hold the left to move it.
Oh, left mouse button, bro.
Okay, okay.
We'll do a roll.
The guy who's taking recede in these guns is in a boat just off the coast.
Adjust the rudder.
I am aware of this.
Well, you gotta get off.
Get off or something.
Ain't no way.
In a way, why is it so difficult to drive a plane in GTA?
Breath.
Come on, we got this!
I told my contact to meet us just off the coast!
Hey, who's up my car on your way, Trevor?
Aw, but then how do we get it?
How do we get it back? Dude, once I flip, it's like so hard to get it back on the other side, man.
I can't like level out the plane the moment I'm like...
Hold on, let me see.
We can't do it here. We gotta make sure we're like higher up, so...
Let's get high.
Okay.
Okay.
There we go, there we go.
Bro, it's hard. It's hard with the mouse.
Perfect.
Oh
God oh God Oh God Oh God up up
Oh
It is I wonder if I can control like this hold on. Let me see. I
Can't use the arrow keys. Oh, it's so annoying. Okay. Well, I'm dead
this plane mission man it's gonna be the it's gonna be my uh my Achilles heel
let's just drive slowly but surely when we follow Ron how about that about that
I don't really care about him
No, I'm good. There we go. There we go. There we go.
We got this we got this
It's like so sensitive that's why it's so freaking sensitive, but we got this
Okay, okay, oh bro it is nerve-racking operating this thing. Oh no no no no. Where we going?
Someone's out there and wants us to know it.
I think it's a fire.
It better be.
Drop your load.
Drop the load?
Not me, right?
Can't be me.
Towards that Kudo coming up.
If we fly low, they're going to show up on military radar.
How low, how low?
Don't enter the airspace.
Okay.
control this bro. I mean I'm lower than Ron right now.
Dang. Should be. Oh shoot. Drop the cargo? Where? How? Done.
No, no, I'm dead.
Flipping burgers on a Tuesday.
That was not fun.
That was not fun.
Ugh.
Okay, good.
No.
I will make it there first.
Race run to the airstrip done
Eat me and you'll see my school for though this way why can't I just like
I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead I'm dead oh
Why is it so difficult
Bro, airplanes and GTAs should not be this difficult.
I'm gonna just fall wrong.
But the thing is I'm gonna beat him right, I'm gonna be ahead of him.
Wait, why can't I go this way?
That's so annoying.
Why don't I just go this way?
I'm going this way.
I don't care.
Let's see what happens.
I've got much choice over whether it's fast or slow.
And get better at it, or fly through a barn.
Or let a barn slope down.
Can I not go through the mountains?
Fly low.
Oh, we have to fly low.
You can fly over the swamp, boss.
So the guards are going to Mexico?
Mexico!
Yeah.
Guy in the boat is the Oscar Guzman.
He's in with the cartels.
There's a mark.
This could be a way to expand the business.
I haven't thought of that we might be able to buy into Oscars thing, but leave that to me Ron
Oh, he pays better than any emissary country
We'll talk about the exact split when we're grounded, okay
Watch it be like 90-10 split.
We're gonna do our boy Ron dirty, dirty, dirty.
Are we landing in the water?
Oh, I'm almost there.
I can't.
I think we're going to be good.
Press R for the landing strip, okay.
What?
Reduce your speed?
How do I reduce my speed?
Oh no.
How do I reduce my speed, bro?
Up, up, up, up!
Don't do this to me.
Okay.
Slowly but surely.
Okay.
How do I reduce my speed, bro?
Up, up, up, up!
Don't do this to me.
OK, slowly but surely.
Landing gear?
I'm dead.
Does it work?
Does it work, though?
Can we?
Are we good?
Can I get out here?
Doesn't work.
I thought for sure we had it. Come on game. Did the plane really need to be back on the landing strip?
Did it really? No way we gotta do this again.
Okay
One more attempts one more attempts after this thing is landed. I'm calling it a day, bro
Once it became slow it became like really really more difficult
I'm going to go and military radar. Stay low over those wetlands, boss.
So the guns are going to Mexico?
Mexico? Yeah. Guy in the boat is Oscar Guzman. He's in with the cartels.
There's a mark and this could be a way to expand the business.
Like I hadn't thought of that. We might be able to buy into Oscar's thing, but leave that to me, Ron.
I'm sorry to ask this, but does your contact pay well for this kind of shipment?
We're almost there.
I have to like walk in.
An extreme walk in in order to land this goddamn plane.
We're going to reduce our speeds.
I didn't even know how to reduce my speed so I was figuring that out.
But we're going to reduce our speeds.
We're going to put the landing gear and then we got this.
So last time I felt like I was too low, that's why.
So I think we got this.
So far, we're acing it.
We're acing it.
Where is it?
It's over there?
That's fine.
I'm going to come over here a little bit.
No, no, no, no, no.
Why did I do that?
Why did I do that?
Hold up, hold up.
Blending gear.
Blending gear.
We got it?
Let's go!
Oh my god, bro.
Hell yeah!
Hell yeah!
No no no no.
Get out.
Get out.
We have to control it in there?
God damn.
We got to bring the plane in the hangar.
Alright, hold on.
Jesus.
Oh, I swear to God.
If I crash this thing, if it blows up right before I get in here, can we put it in reverse?
Okay.
Okay.
Slowly go surely.
Okay.
Oh!
That was good. That was good.
I thought it was gonna take me like 20 attempts. That was good.
Jesus.
I believe in you brother. Thank you. Thank you, Belief.
that they need south of that big fence it is guns
Trevor Phillips Industries
what did he say?
is he not giving him any cut?
all that's right
now go
I need to meditate
or masturbate
we're in our boat
you can now purchase various properties throughout san indre
business properties available to buy are located hey let's go business
properties while other properties such as car garages can be purchased and used
to store a vast amount of vehicles all right all right hell yeah hell yeah we
did it we have overcome the impossible god damn bro is like one of those
living tales of like panhandlers essentially where he'll just like
travel with nothing but the backpack on his back basically and just do stuff
like that where he'll just like paint for people you do have to tip him
modestly though he's expecting like a modest tip homie will not accept
anything under like $20 easily easily damn it's raining and it's sunny how's
How's that possible?
Where are we going for our next mission?
We gotta travel to see, right?
What the?
Get in the car.
Get in the vehicle.
I'm so excited for GTA 6 as well.
What are you most excited about it?
What are you most excited about it?
That's what I meant.
Just saying.
I'm just excited that it's gonna be Miami.
Miami-based GTA sounds so epic it's gonna give me like Dexter vibes that whole
Cubano the Cubano aesthetic cousin what is this what they call this San Andreas slash
Slash
Los Santos right
Gives you that Cali vibe. I feel like Miami's gonna be somewhat similar because it's that same like beach aesthetic
but on a cubanal level did i have to go over there we're putting it around
beautiful what the heck is this place wait did we do this already this is the
the chinese businessman you sure as shithead one dumb white trash hill belly walice walice
Okay, no no no we're still we're still in a linear timeline here
We're discussing terms what we have to do for these people isn't saying
That my organization can handle weight
And I think I've proved that my organization is a reliable supplier in short
It's you
Me now give me some of that goddamn X. I'm afraid
we want to go down a different path we want to explore other opportunities
why is that why is that yeah we will find me
fuck you up how far is James Baba was something a little larger we want to
move drugs perhaps guns that's exactly what Trevor wants to do though I mean
since I was a little kid I dreamt big I've always wanted to be an
International drug dealer
Weapons trader all right, so I'm begging you. Let's make this happen. I'm very sorry. You're sorry
You're fucking sorry. I just spilled my fucking guts out to you and you say to me
You're the last time Trevor's gonna be vulnerable man. That's the last time
You imagine that being your dream job in fact, I'd say just gonna be a weapons trader
That's the boss.
Whoa.
So we're on our way to the O'Neill brothers.
I love this.
This music's off back in rock!
No, Trevor! No!
I was vibing to the music.
And in context to back to the GTA 6 talk, I just feel like it's going to be such a fun and chill game.
Chill?
I feel like that's what's great about Grand Theft Auto.
is you can make it however chaotic, chill,
biby that you want it to be.
Like right now we are in our chaotic era with Trevor.
Trevor's going off the deep end.
Here, for Trevor's mental sake, we'll leave the music on like this.
Uh-oh, let's answer it.
Trevor Phillips!
No one out here!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
Trevor!
It's business!
That wide-eyed idiot was mine!
It's business, fella!
You wanna discuss it?
We're at the farm!
Ernie, Earl, Walton, Wendale, Doyle, Daryl, Dan, Oliver...
Jesus!
For writing those names on tombstones!
Cause I'm on the way to your lab
and we're gonna see how much of a family
You got
She's I had to make Trevor eat himself
Goddamn whoa
The O'Neill's ranch here I could
Woohoo!
Mar mar!
Man, I feel like I gotta roll in in a semi truck or something.
What are we doing?
I go by foot?
Get to the vantage point on the hill?
Done!
Damn, are we gonna be sniping some people?
A little sniper action per chance?
O'Neill is dying today
He might have to and in his own words. It's just business
It does business. I
Just spoke to that maniac Trevor. He's coming
Get down to the Met Lab to protect it. I hope you don't get through these idiots
We know they're idiots. Come on. Let's go see them Chinese fellow
valid
Very valid
So we just go for it wait if I still have my sniper bro, let's go
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Who else wants some of these I see you
Damn was that a tupper?
What? I missed, bro.
Did I miss? Damn! He's in the trees.
I see you running over here.
I see you running over here.
Hey, what the freak?
How do you land a shot at me from that distance?
Bro's got hacks.
The zoom is insane, I'd hope so on a sniper.
Can you imagine?
I guess I could, oh my god.
Where are they?
I see three red dots, but there's one.
Oh, he's like right here.
Come on, hi, Mbola.
Where the frick is he?
Oh, there you are.
Damn.
Do we just do this?
Bruh.
That's gonna blow, right?
Hey, old yee.
Hey, old yee.
I'm so glad I bought the ammo for the sniper.
It just makes it so much more easier.
What do we got to destroy that?
Bruh.
Hail ye.
Hail ye.
It's gonna burn!
Damn, they got more family members in the house?
Well come on out.
It's time to switch this to whoa, what's with all this ammo? That's crazy
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa now we can be civil about this we can
Bro, what the heck is everyone? Oh shoot
No
I
Was doing so good brah I was doing so good until I had to go inside of the house
Horrible vantage point horrible. Let's go. Where's everyone?
Out of here buster out of here buster na na na na na na na
Oh, let me reload. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Let me reload!
Hey, what the freeee... Do I have a grenade? I got no ammo in it though.
Here, let me switch to a sub and see what happens.
Sheee!
where we going we got to go up
back to your fuckin' place!
keep him a-
damn!
oh, shit!
he's down here!
it's just business!
what do i do?
eat a pick up the jerrycan?
oh, you're gonna burn you idiot!
damn!
here we go!
Oh, it's really gonna burn now, huh?
Man, Trevor is one insane dude.
You all ever get nostalgia from smelling like a certain type of gasoline?
I think it's diesel that has that like juicy smell.
How do we light it?
If the gasoline trail isn't complete missing.
No way I missed the spot.
No way I missed- Bro, you're kidding me with this.
That one little yellow dot on the map?
You're kidding me with this.
Bro, why?
That's so stupid.
I started like one step ahead?
Is that what?
So dumb.
Alright, let's get out of here.
Do I just shoot the trail?
Can I go this way?
Or is it blocked?
Oh, it's blocked.
Come on.
Let's go!
Let's go!
Let me out!
Let me out!
Where the frick is the exit?
Now what okay, yeah, we we got to shoot it was do one pistol shot epic style
Hey, oh, yeah
Burn by the bird I
Can't stand the smell of gasoline my head start record so bad. Yeah for me. It's like just so we're clear here
It's not like any type of gasoline, I'm saying. I think it's diesel. Like it has a specific
a specific strong smell, but like almost in a good way like where our brains are adapted to like make that smell good.
I don't know unless it's just all gasoline for you.
It's quite possible, right?
Get away from the farmhouse.
Why is there like an army?
It's gonna come after me right now.
Damn, this thing is pretty fast.
Change.
Which way are we going?
How far away do we gotta go?
Damn!
Don't scare me like that.
Mission Pass.
Oh!
Damn!
Bro, there goes my cranium.
Totally folded in.
Ain't no way my head ain't leaving that spot without some some type of dead
Mama I'm coming home pause
Let's create a checkpoint yeah
Or a waypoint is what I meant
By the way, I redeemed it.
A gift it's up!
That's right.
And then I saw another one earlier, too.
And then somebody said to give it out.
So we gotta do two gifts.
I think I'll be able to do a wall.
There's a cinematic scene happening.
That'll be fun.
The alert scared you too, bro it's just like out of nowhere.
Woooo!
Man, these things are so much fun.
I've ridden one in Vegas and... where else?
Uh, I see you Wade!
I see you!
You're not even hidden! Have you got it?
No!
Oh, he's gonna hit it.
Damn.
I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe.
She threatened to call the cops.
I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Shut up before I molest you, alright?
Now is there anything else?
I looked through the phone directory.
I did find a Michael DeSanta about the right age married with two kids.
What's his name?
That's him.
That's him.
Amanda?
I get find a Michael DeSanta about the right age married with two kids. That's him. That's him
Amanda
Bruh
you mean way what about me your CEO of Trevor Phillips enterprises find us
some business so that we can make some money and tidy my shit up let's go
away come on I'm driving and jerk me off there we go I'm joking
Busy though is Trevor ever really joking
We might
Hop on the backseat wage, let's get real cozy together
Bro get on the backseat
What you mean wheels? Oh
I swear to God, you know like my four by four
Well, I had to leave my truck behind, unfortunately.
Can we just... yeah, follow me.
We're running there.
Hey, don't be freaking hard, man.
I'll take your fucking teeth in.
Who are you talking to?
Bro, ain't nobody talking to you?
Talking about keeping some fucking teeth in.
What the heck?
Oh, shoot. Now we got the real thunderstorms.
storms. Don't be scared, wait. We can't wait. Can you actually be struck by lightning in
the game? Oh, that is epic. Oh, that is epic. Wait, this is like a lightning storm, right?
This is like the hot zone for lightning storm? Am I about to get struck? That's really
What the heck just happened, bro?
Oh, is it the stamina levels?
Let me see.
Goddamn, Homie.
Homie just flopped like a fish straight into the pavement.
Damn.
We got to work on that, Trevor.
We ain't got no- Wait, how far are we running?
Jesus.
I probably should have checked.
I mean, it's not that far.
Oh, there it is. There's a car. There's a car. I'm about to say there's not a car in sight.
Oh, there's one over there. Let's go get that one.
I don't want none of these, uh, bungalows.
Follow me, wait.
We're about to get a nice set of...
God damn, Trevor!
Ugh.
Five years of Pilates.
And this is what I get.
Road trip?
Can we take this one?
Yeah.
A-lea.
A-pawn-a-lea.
Do they really care for you if they don't feed you in betta means most
your life I beg to differ I would beg to differ have you actually done Pilates
you know what I have but I've been so oh brother's no turning on this vehicle
I'm dead.
Uh, abandon ship!
I did wait just yell at it.
Again!
Abandon ship!
God damn.
Bro, there was like no turning on that thing.
Anyways, yes.
I have always wanted to get back to Wade.
Homie's sinking in the- oh my god.
Bro, that vehicle is done for. Get out of there.
What are you doing? Is he still in there? Where is he?
No way. Oh, there he is! Oh, bro. Okay. Follow me.
Jesus, come on away. Hop to it. Just start jumping.
Can he not do that?
Is that why?
Where's he going?
Good, good, good, good, good, good.
So yeah, I've always wanted to try Pilates, but it's weird.
I've never like, you have to do like a class of some sort and I don't know about that.
Pilates stream went.
Hey, that'd be kind of dope though, right?
That'd be kind of intense. Show off some of these Pilates skills. Alright sir, I'm tired
of running. I'm taking your vehicle. It is what it is. This is for the CIA. We are on
a secretive mission. It can't be discussed. Hurry up and get in wait before this guy
guy wants to vehicle that. We are undercover. Bro, if we would have just ran there. God
damn. If I ran two more steps, I would have made it. Damn, this gloomy. This real gloomy.
You're gonna teach us Pilates?
I teach you Pilates?
I'll teach you some Pilates.
First rule of Pilates, spread them.
Plant the sticky box.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
Huh?
You saw nothing.
You saw nothing.
tab to use the sticky bumps.
Where's the...
Where does it want me to put it? On the trailer?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, there it is!
get close and then press
god damn, you think we can make it?
I don't want to have to go all the way around.
Ain't no way he sees me, right?
How are we supposed to sticky bomb that other one, though, behind it?
Sticky stuff.
They don't see me, right?
Oh, shoot.
OK, they gone.
wait i might as well do this one here
that doesn't count! aww that's the wrong one
bro
oh shoot
man homeboy is blocking it
let's go to this one inside
like it's taken too long
it's not this trailer right, it's the other one
is this like the uh... el jefe's
Bungalows
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
I don't want to cause any trouble man. Oh shoot somebody's getting
Beed up
They don't see me they don't see me
I'm just gonna sneak. Oh, there's that dude right there. How am I supposed to
Have an idea, have an idea, have an idea.
No.
No!
I was so close, bro.
Sticky bomb!
No, please.
Please.
Get the bomb.
Hold up.
We're going to have to shoot our way out of here.
Run!
Run!
We just got one more.
They're clueless. They have no idea where I am.
Let's go!
Trigger it with G.
Done hell, yeah, I almost failed the mission
Let's go
What though where should come from
Los Santos
So we're not gonna be weapons dealers
I try to hit homies so bad
burden and questions
Damn
Jesus
I
Know Trevor chill
Are we nearly there yet?
No way.
Are we nearly, nearly there?
You think you're not going to get there at all.
Can you tell me a story?
No way.
Take a quick aim then.
Wait, is your typical Gen Z attention spanner?
Hold me neat stick top right now.
To be able to keep up.
Oh yeah, the dialogues are great and crap.
The Potomans.
award-winning
All the talent, charisma and guile that a boy could have, but he didn't know what to do with it.
He should become a baseball player.
No, he should, because he's not a fucking sellout idiot or hockey player.
And he didn't do it for a while, but his coach accidentally had a stick jammed up his ass.
Oh, Jesus.
Tell me in a second, okay?
Just let me concentrate on the road.
The Trevor!
Jesus.
That giant sprawl.
I
Big city
Whoo!
Breaking news!
Goddamn!
Damn, look at the city!
We're on our way!
We're on our way!
We're on our way!
We're on our way.
Michael!
Where are you?
Where are you?
It's been nearly ten years.
I'm sure he'll keep another day or so, my old friend.
Motherfucking fuck!
I dreamed for you!
Fucking dead.
You're my best friend.
Guess who's coming to shit on your doorstep you fuck
Let me guess
Trevor Trevor is gonna be the one to take the giant dookie on his front doorstep
Just a hunch
Wade's cousin's apartment
About that boy
You
Oh, they met in the Air Force. I totally forgot about that back story
He was a boy.
Michelle is a fun game for a boy.
Well, this one's a funny boy.
He sat under his bridge, robbing anyone's basketball.
Sometimes, he'd go into town and rob his shots and end up in such.
And he persuaded our hero that maybe he should rob people too.
You know what?
Little Trisha did rob people.
And Little Trisha was good at.
And they didn't have to worry about the murder of the murderer a while.
Until the troll met a member troll and a strip club and they fell in love
He bought her a pair of fake troll tits even bigger than his real troll tits. So she could make more money stripping
Maybe a little on the side without call work, but oh
We're near flowcaps. I've seen it on I find maps. I'll keep you direction
It's straight here
Just straight over this one. It's a right up here
You know turn here
Huh
Right somebody living under there somebody legit living under there man
Or is that just storage
Bro, that looks like a classic LA camp.
Can't stay here
Yeah, I ain't seen you since you was told never lived a guy would never prove
You know go both of them my girlfriend. She killed me if you knew I had guests
There's not much of a girlfriend if you don't like your family
Wait
You go out and fucking get me something you go to
yeah let's let's not call the police or anything let's just let him boss us
around immediately mission pass friends reunited oh yeah so what now we're gonna
go visit Michael as Trevor or do we do we go Michael Franklin Trevor now all
available to switch between
i see michael on the map though i think i got a
they're gonna play as him right
how do i get out of here
i think i gotta play as michael
and he's so close now
homey is so close
was michael up to
you're
course not
we've only got myself to blame for the mess these kids are in
you are either drunk
we're staring miserably at the clouds are you're out there doing god only
knows what
oh yeah
i've done horrible by you
I told you, out of a midwestern trailer park,
got you a big mansion in Rockford Hills Hill.
The only thing you got to worry about anymore
is what part of your body you want to have chopped up
or sucked out again.
Screw you, Michael.
But you won't.
I was faithful to you up until I found you in a stripper.
I would divorce your ass if I could.
You are nothing but a murdering, cheating hypocrite.
Thank you, Michael, whatever the fuck our fake last name is.
You have ruined my serenity yet again.
My yoga is fucked!
Is that what you're calling it now?
You and your fucking yoga!
Did someone say yoga?
Oh, hello, baby darling.
Namaste.
Ah, namaste.
Namaste.
Nah, I'm gonna go fuck yourself.
Michael!
You've got to work on your anger, brother.
It's killing you.
Hey, tell me about it.
Ah!
There you are, you little shit.
Are you looking for this?
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Dude.
Very funny.
You know, you're a real asshole.
What did you just fucking say to me?
Stop it! You two, you're ruining my fucking yoga!
Somebody say yoga?
Trevor?
Bruh.
Michael.
I was not expecting Trevor to be here.
Hey.
Holy.
It's good to see you, man.
Yeah, I bet it is.
Of course, I'm not the one that's been resurrected.
I've been looking at it cause I am all out.
It was a long time ago, man.
I've been in witness protection.
I still am.
That's great.
That's great.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
You're a terrorist, I'll do it.
You're my manners, right?
Amanda, it is good to see you.
I missed you.
You used to be fatter.
Why not a nice new tits, by the way?
Jimmy, you used to be thinner.
But I can't blame you.
Who are you?
I must stay.
I'm Fabian.
Good lord.
Where's Trace?
So good, so good.
Where's your sister, Jim?
She's, uh, she's, uh, she's trying to upper TV.
She's what?
She's auditioning for Famer Shame.
Famer Shame?
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know, it's that talent slash skill show.
She loves it.
You guys know that.
What's her talent?
That's it.
Oh, Christ.
She's a horrible dancer.
Michael, she might disagree with you on that.
Jesus Christ.
Now, now, where?
The maze Bank Arena Tracy being humiliated. Let's go. We go get her
We
Yeah, we what do you stand here and argue while your daughter becomes a national laughing stock?
Huh, you're worse than I thought. Let's go. Come on
Trevor's just happy to be part of the the situation here god damn
All right, Trevor for old time's sake we're gonna do it
You know, I could probably handle this myself
Let's say we grab a beer. Hey, let's catch up properly. I'm good. Oh Jesus Christ, bro
There's got to be a speed limit on this street
Only knows what that means. Hey, fuck you. Yes, you're a model husband in a wonderful barracks
just tell you walk into my home and try to tell me how to run my life don't
work like that amigo it's nice to see you at home but you stink like piss you
got blood under your nails and you look like you've been up for what a week
who the fuck are you to tell me anything I'm someone who knows you
fucking slippery snake I know the second I leave you you just go home
we're gonna get your girl from these assholes you're not abandoning her
Oh god. Oh god.
Few hours away.
here it's nice there beautiful me we
thought the tennis board Jesus oh
what you doing why did you swerve an
enemy you'll do yeah well you know I'd
ask you to stay but don't worry I got
somewhere to crash but we'll work things
out with actual friends we got things
to work out. Yes, sir, read.
Woo. Oh, let's go. Let's go. Move it. Move it.
Okay, this will be it. Made Bank Arena. Let's find them.
Perfect. Come on.
Out of my work. Out of my work.
Runs away. Jesus Christ.
oh me it was just a prank
it was just a harmless innocent prank
you
you
you
you
you
Hey now we can start moving
That's what I'm about to do
Bro it's fast though look at that thing
Look at that thing go bro
How am I supposed to
Do I shoot the tires?
Like what do I do here?
Whoa
Bruh homie there's no way I catch up to this how am I supposed to catch up to this guy?
No, oh my god
Where did he go? Oh, it's up there. He's up there Jesus
Okay, I saw him. I saw him go to the left. Oh my god, am I gonna lose him?
Jesus Christ. The semi truck is not ideal.
I see him up ahead. We gon' get him. We gon' reel him in.
I'm on it. I'm on it. God damn this thing's stuck to turn.
But I can't go any faster. I can't go any faster. What is this?
There we go. So how long is this chase going to be?
Woo!
Am I supposed to be doing something different?
I gotta shoot his tires or something, right?
Jesus Christ! Where are we chasing this dude?
Ah!
Holy smokes!
Bro, he's zooming!
I don't know if I can catch up to him unless he stops is he gonna oh he
stops
uh-huh okay thank goodness I was like bro I'm not supposed to stop this guy
Fucking wrong.
I'm just a dumb, A-list celebrity trying to entertain America, okay?
I got a lot of stuff going on right now.
Besides you trying to kill me.
Now I got multiple sexual harassment lawsuits, plus I'm an addict, alright?
And I've got...
Helicopter! Helicopter!
What's your...
Yeah, huh?
I mean...
You haven't you seen my show?
It's not live, it's not funny.
That's my genius, I've got no fucking talent.
It really ain't being humble, see?
You proved your point.
This is your daughter. You should be wanting to rip the fucking ponytail off the back of this guy's head!
And you!
That's odd, huh?
Hey.
There you go.
Alright.
What do you think of it now?
I want you to dance sexy, celebrity.
Hey, you musicer!
Are you trying to fucking annoy me, huh?
Hold the hands.
Good.
Oh, okay, though
Jesus.
Is that our witness protection contact?
Or I ain't got no vehicle.
I need a vehicle anybody be who's be
All right, let's start moving
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sir. I am sorry, but this is official business
Pause. Where are we going again? Are we going to beat?
Oh, we are. Okay, okay. The Federal Bureau of Investibutions.
Sir, you have a nice car. I'm gonna have to steal it.
That's... Uh-oh. Lester's calling.
Mike hey, I'm transferring your cut of the jewel store take to your account. The job was already got the house money
So you can rest easy there
And this part's pretty fast
I'm on my way date
We about to do it
We're about to do what has never been done before
Have a decent conversation
you
you
you
you
you
Thank you very much.
Okay, now I've got to walk.
I've unfortunately created a situation for myself where I need to use my actual legs.
Bro, where is the entrance to this place?
All the way down there?
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Walking with peasants, did you know?
Now I do.
Now I do.
together so if your problems are my problems then I guess that means that my
problems are sort of your problems
for chance or if I lose my job someone comes into my office starts reading my
files so see the things I did oh my god stop I can cop a plague at five
years but you fuck you you ungrateful prick I need your career now we better go
about saving it together because you and I both know we can't let it go shit now
so what are we gonna do about it what do you need this guy burden and carol
Oh?
Agent Sinc claims he's dead.
We at the Bureau think they're full of crap.
We think he's being debriefed someplace.
So, apparently, he has information which will put me and my superiors out of circulation.
His agency fuckers are got the coroners office locked down.
We need you to verify the body.
How the hell am I going to get in here?
You've played dead before, haven't you?
Holy Christ!
Literally bonked him!
Goddamn
Homie got the bonk!
Probably about to find one in his back. Oh, it's still in its wrapper. Right next to the bottle of scuff.
Did he really just say Bleeder's Burgers?
The broken capillaries around the nose?
Should we wake up now?
I wouldn't take any bets on the state of the liver.
Do you still think 40s?
Thanks at all.
He's an advert for clean living.
Note the discoloration of the teeth and the fingers.
Smoker.
Back of day, I'd say, probably...
We're waking up!
Back from the dead, Motherfucker!
Jesus
But but it's a ghost
We take him down come on taking him down
Search the morgue for the body okay okay about this one yes you can't judge
of course by its toe tag I found the toe tag for Dan Caramon it's on some big
I'm dead. Bro, they were waiting. That was a setup right there. I've been ambushed. Bro,
packs of them waiting. Packs of them. Good grief. Am I supposed to shoot my way out?
We escaped from the building.
I'm reloading.
Ah, what the freak?
Chill. Chill. Chill.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Heck yeah!
What kind of weapons are we working with?
Shotgun!
What the?
I'm trying to reload this thing
God damn
We got to get out of you whoa
He's chasing me. Michael your weapons will be in the black trash bag. Do we need it though? I think we need it
Barrel rep
Yeah, let's just go here
Good grief!
Let's go!
Oh, do I get out of here?
I got some machine gun! Let's use that. Whoa!
Where are we going oh god
I don't see what is this do we get it who's shooting me bro not there goddamn
You're dead!
Trust me!
I'm not interested in the truth!
Let me go to hell!
No!
Nah.
Okay, let's go.
We got guns!
Bruh.
god damn that was risky business we don't survive that that's like solitary
confinement for 50 plus years
Wic oh my god this car sucks
They gotta lose the gaps somehow, oh my god.
Have an idea, have an idea, bro, gonna hide right here.
They will never suspect a thing!
They don't know where I am!