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RealzBlueWater

03-02-2026 · 10h 22m

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[00:01:30] I'm Jack Nelson, had a small job as a park ranger in a state park.

[00:01:40] I was a fire lookout stationed in one of the largest forests in the Pacific Northwest.

[00:01:46] Miles and miles of dense forest managed by the Forestry Service.

[00:01:51] I had a salary that allowed me to make ends meet, but I couldn't afford to treat myself

[00:01:56] to restaurants, nice clothes, etc. Pretty much 90% of the population. My biggest accomplishment

[00:02:05] so far was being able to buy an RV for myself with a lot of financial help from my dad.

[00:02:11] That RV was the only sense of home I had at the time.

[00:02:16] This one time I was transferred from one outpost to another because of some official circumstances.

[00:02:23] It was a minor inconvenience to me though, since I lived out of my RV and liked traveling.

[00:02:28] I set a few goodbyes and I was off to the new location.

[00:02:32] It was about a two hour drive.

[00:02:34] It's not so bad.

[00:02:36] Two hours and so bad.

[00:02:39] Oh, shit.

[00:02:41] We driving up in here.

[00:02:43] We driving.

[00:02:44] Oh, I moved my other keyboard.

[00:02:48] Hey, that wasn't an invitation.

[00:02:50] No, no, no, that wasn't an invitation.

[00:02:52] Oh shoot! Oh shoot!

[00:03:03] Hey Luna, no, over there! No, no, no, no, Luna! Over there! Hey!

[00:03:22] over here over here over here you got yourself in there you got your

[00:03:39] You gotta get yourself out, come on.

[00:03:41] Bro, she's stuck under my desk, hold on.

[00:03:44] Come on, over here.

[00:03:46] Come on.

[00:03:53] Hey, oh, bro, I had to kick her out.

[00:03:54] Ain't no way.

[00:03:55] Dude, she's gonna drop a lamp or something, man.

[00:03:58] Ain't no way.

[00:03:59] She about to destroy like $1,000 piece of equipment.

[00:04:01] I can't be dealing with that.

[00:04:03] Mm-mm, mm-mm, mm-mm.

[00:04:06] All right, let's do this.

[00:04:09] She's

[00:04:11] Hey, what do the message say I missed it?

[00:04:17] Well, I gotta get like why is a seat so like bro

[00:04:22] Casgy for me bro, look who Casgy for me

[00:04:28] There we go, that's a lot better. Hey, I forgot to turn the light for it, too

[00:04:39] It's the only reason I still have these chairs for the light.

[00:04:48] It's time.

[00:04:55] Ayo, volume's kind of loud, but I want it to be loud.

[00:05:00] Can we check our phone already?

[00:05:02] Hey, chat, what did I miss?

[00:05:08] What was I supposed to do?

[00:05:10] Can you change your room to the dark light, by the way?

[00:05:14] Alexa, turn off bright light one.

[00:05:19] How's that?

[00:05:20] Damn!

[00:05:21] Much better, huh?

[00:05:23] Hey, we're getting spooky up in this piece.

[00:05:26] We're getting spooky.

[00:05:28] Hey, let's do it. First things first, so I have no idea what I'm doing.

[00:05:35] Just get back into driving or what? I guess so, right?

[00:05:49] Did he read the text message already? We're doing this now.

[00:05:52] Oh, shoot, this is why you gotta pay attention to the road, bro!

[00:05:55] I'm broken, only got no home, this women's life is ghost

[00:05:57] She don't feel me anymore, she says, oh, my home

[00:06:00] I got no life zone, I'm stuck in my chair again

[00:06:04] She no longer home, she done with me for a year again

[00:06:07] I came up different, she ate her days since 2016

[00:06:10] And it just can't be bad, I hate to see that you miss me

[00:06:13] Because the way this goes and the going life is frowned upon

[00:06:16] I'm broken, only got no home, this women's life is ghost

[00:06:19] I got to give some math space, dude

[00:06:21] So okay, so kid the insurance will cover it bro

[00:06:34] Hey, this is why you literally need to pay attention to the road man freaking get a oh god

[00:06:43] This is why you gotta pay attention to the road man get into accidents, okay, let this be an example set for you

[00:06:49] y'all. Katelyn Nolan, your text mistress. How do I check my phone, though? How do I, how do I check my phone?

[00:06:57] Should I pull off to the side and check it real quick or what? I think I'm doing that. Yeah, let's pull

[00:07:06] off over here. Oh God! It's okay.

[00:07:19] Okay, bro

[00:07:22] Like I said, I'm just gonna cover it. Hey is that a old grass is growing through my my RV man

[00:07:30] Where my phone at

[00:07:35] Throw bro. Oh hell no

[00:07:42] No.

[00:07:43] Where the heck is my phone at, dude?

[00:07:50] Hey, let's take a look at this damage, though.

[00:07:52] Can't be too bad, right?

[00:07:54] Nice.

[00:07:56] No damage at all, baby.

[00:07:59] No damage at all, baby.

[00:08:03] And we got the spare tire.

[00:08:05] What are you looking at?

[00:08:09] I'm all looking at

[00:08:13] I gotta move my keyboard even more up stressing out my arm dude

[00:08:18] Let's do this

[00:08:21] speech back inside

[00:08:23] Where the frick is my phone?

[00:08:26] Yeah, I'll tell you zoom

[00:08:31] Can't open that we're both the drawers drawers either

[00:08:36] But the newspaper

[00:08:39] Hey, we got to use the bathroom or what?

[00:08:42] Can we sleep?

[00:08:44] No?

[00:08:47] This area seems safe enough though.

[00:08:49] I mean, what's going to go on out here like where there's, you know,

[00:08:52] Hey, well, unless that's an abandoned building.

[00:08:57] Try passing tab.

[00:08:59] It doesn't work.

[00:09:00] I guess we got to get to our destination first, right?

[00:09:06] Oh, he's down, but...

[00:09:08] There's him, and there's him, but...

[00:09:12] Oh!

[00:09:17] Alright.

[00:09:21] Start that ignition.

[00:09:23] Get back it up.

[00:09:26] Check the rear view mirror.

[00:09:27] You good?

[00:09:29] Hey, I'm coming through, I don't care.

[00:09:33] Oh, shoot!

[00:09:34] Bro, I don't want to cause any accidents, man.

[00:09:37] Do we need gas?

[00:09:40] I saw the diner Caleb was talking about.

[00:09:43] So, we go there.

[00:09:46] Can't tell if I'm low on gas.

[00:09:52] Hey, oh, bro, this truck takes forever to freakin' like, stop.

[00:09:59] Gonna go grab some meat.

[00:10:01] I think we might need gas, dude. I might stop over there first to make sure.

[00:10:06] Set up this diner. A perfect...perfect parking...

[00:10:11] Oh, it was a skate bar, bro.

[00:10:17] That's what it was. That's crazy. I was gonna, like, access the settings or something, but...

[00:10:21] As long as it doesn't form me, you know?

[00:10:24] Okay, let's see what we got here. Uh, where can I park my van?

[00:10:29] So you're riding on Friday, just park your truck around the back and gravel, park like

[00:10:38] gate B, got it.

[00:10:41] And from there, you're getting on foot, from there it'll take you a couple hours until

[00:10:46] you reach your tower, got it thanks, you'll probably see Billy at the gate showing you

[00:10:50] your ID.

[00:10:51] Ew.

[00:10:52] That's what this conversation is about, congratulations on the transfer, feeling

[00:10:56] ready for the challenge. Just reach out to tell you that you've been assigned tower 11.

[00:11:01] Oh, this is the dude that, okay. This dude is giving us the deets on the tower that we're

[00:11:06] about to go to. Okay, what about this conversation? Start from the beginning, yeah.

[00:11:11] Uh, this is Mitch, by the way, from Iron Bark. Thank you. I heard a lot about you

[00:11:15] from Josh. Very excited to meet you soon. Just got my ID today. Your shift starts

[00:11:20] on 12. Sounds good. I'll be there. Anything I need to know? Have your papers just

[00:11:25] your ID. Josh, tell me about the job is not news to you. Can I ask you just one

[00:11:31] question? Sure. Why did you pick up this job initially? Not sure how to answer that.

[00:11:36] I just enjoyed the thrill or the lack of it I guess. I'm sorry I just asked this

[00:11:42] question to everyone joining this line of work. People join looking for a

[00:11:45] gateway or to discover who they are only to leave without notice. I guess

[00:11:49] there's they're better off in a cubicle. To be honest with you I

[00:11:53] So I joined Iron Horse last year not knowing what to expect, a solitary life has grown

[00:11:58] on me.

[00:11:59] For me, I can't do city life.

[00:12:01] There is where, this is where I belong.

[00:12:03] And I'm sure I'd adapt just fine to Iron Bark.

[00:12:07] Good.

[00:12:08] I hope you fare better than the last lady.

[00:12:10] Where can I park my van?

[00:12:12] Okay, then we got all this part.

[00:12:14] This new regional manager is such a jerk, honestly sometimes, I wish I had a job

[00:12:18] like you.

[00:12:19] Waking up with the nature, away from people, and just getting paid to watch the wind

[00:12:22] go by. Wish my job was really that easy, okay, smiley face. I'm honestly done with

[00:12:29] this job. Pretty sure joining you next season, he he. Like I said, you're always

[00:12:33] welcome here. Let me know if you need me to talk to Josh. It's definitely the

[00:12:38] time for a change. Speaking of change, it was this Jack Nelson, Iron Bark Fire

[00:12:44] Department, Fire Lookout, State of Washington. Iron Bark? Question mark,

[00:12:49] Of course you might.

[00:12:50] They are staffing Nita Unnbarth next month.

[00:12:53] Uh, the one after Roseburg?

[00:12:56] Yeah, heard they got bigger staff cabins and less campers.

[00:13:00] Call me.

[00:13:01] With that, I'll call you back.

[00:13:02] How's it looking?

[00:13:03] Still in my way, then decided to pull a flat tire on me today out of all bays.

[00:13:08] I didn't get that yet.

[00:13:09] Isn't it late?

[00:13:10] If I don't starve to death before arriving, they'll be fine.

[00:13:13] Did you pass Roseburg yet?

[00:13:15] No, why?

[00:13:17] Remember there's this diner while passing Roseburg. They have the best burgers in town. You have to try them out

[00:13:22] I can easily use a good meal before the stabbing starts. Thanks. Okay. Good. So I'm happy to know

[00:13:32] I'm happy to know like that's that's what we're doing first

[00:13:35] I just got my sesame, what are you doing with that light, static GTA mode mode.

[00:13:51] Nothing's on me.

[00:13:52] Welcome to Town River Diner, how are you doing today?

[00:13:55] Ooh, good.

[00:13:56] I said ooh.

[00:13:57] Good, how about you?

[00:13:58] Not too bad.

[00:13:59] Good how about you?

[00:14:00] not too bad. Good, how about you? Feel free to take any seat you like and I'll be right with you.

[00:14:06] All right, thank you.

[00:14:09] Yeah, what you drinking my man? What you drinking my man?

[00:14:15] Yeah, it must be good, man. You're loping that thing.

[00:14:18] Can I grab this menu? Hot food.

[00:14:23] Hey, looks like your classic diner. I kind of want to set the front, to be honest.

[00:14:30] Space where to get up?

[00:14:32] How do I um...

[00:14:34] Can I like scoochie in or something?

[00:14:36] Okay, she's coming towards us.

[00:14:38] She's coming towards us, bro.

[00:14:42] Good evening.

[00:14:44] I'm Barbara. Are you ready to order?

[00:14:48] Uh, so what can I get for you today?

[00:14:50] Cheeseburgers, fries,

[00:14:52] Grilled cheese sandwich with onion rings.

[00:14:54] Meatball sub with... hey, let's get the classic.

[00:14:56] I'm gonna marry that, bro. We gotta get the classic.

[00:14:58] classic. Ah ha! Our burger is the best in the West. Would you like anything to drink?

[00:15:06] Hey we're in America, man. We gotta get that large coke. Perfect. Anything else? I'll be all

[00:15:12] thinking. Great. I'll bring the food out as soon as it's done. Just let me know if you need anything

[00:15:22] else. Sounds good, appreciate it. I've always had this habit of peeing for you, you know what I'm saying?

[00:15:32] Sometimes. I always got a pee so it's not new.

[00:15:36] I might have to do something else. Speaking of which...

[00:15:41] It's just literally what I imagined it was like.

[00:15:58] This guy's staring at me.

[00:15:59] Are you staring at me, buddy?

[00:16:00] Yeah, I'm not kidding you.

[00:16:01] I really have to pee.

[00:16:02] Oh, so we're getting up.

[00:16:03] I got you.

[00:16:04] I got you.

[00:16:05] Don't worry.

[00:16:06] I got you.

[00:16:07] I got you.

[00:16:08] I got you.

[00:16:09] I got you.

[00:16:10] Don't worry. I didn't know that was a message.

[00:16:14] Hey, let's go hit that cane. What you eating by the boat?

[00:16:18] Damn dirt. Hey, you just buried a body? What is this?

[00:16:21] Hey, bro, with that meatball sub. Bro, with the meatball sub? Suss.

[00:16:28] All right, that's bathroom butt.

[00:16:34] Oh, damn. We got that, like, perfect thing, huh?

[00:16:40] He's done with it, my spilled.

[00:16:53] Hey, my aim was a little off, what can I say?

[00:17:00] I was done with it, bro.

[00:17:04] That's what I was thinking. I was done with it.

[00:17:13] Nice.

[00:17:15] Activate the air.

[00:17:24] Okay.

[00:17:29] Should I clean up or what?

[00:17:32] Take a roll with me?

[00:17:35] How many times now? 5 p.m.

[00:17:39] Woo!

[00:17:41] That was some great relief.

[00:17:46] That guy's obsessed about it.

[00:17:51] Oh, should we get the jukebox? Can I get up again or not?

[00:17:55] Should I just come out here and serve my food?

[00:17:58] Yeah, and there's still no burger.

[00:18:00] Oh, there she is, bro.

[00:18:04] I can't get it right now. I was gonna go test out the jukebox.

[00:18:13] Thank you.

[00:18:20] That's a juicy burger.

[00:18:25] That's a juicy burger.

[00:18:31] Come back.

[00:18:36] Why don't you come back?

[00:18:41] Oh, damn, girl.

[00:18:51] They're in an African, like the Matzas.

[00:18:59] Drink the drink!

[00:19:00] They're not gonna put anything, anything crazy in that drink.

[00:19:07] Kaila Nelson!

[00:19:11] Wish her luck.

[00:19:15] Still eating, this is so good.

[00:19:17] Yeah.

[00:19:18] Can we mess it back?

[00:19:19] Oh shoot, we can mess it back dude!

[00:19:24] Thank you for the...

[00:19:25] What's happening?

[00:19:26] Am I going to get a chance to immerse myself in the art of cuisine and then a lookout?

[00:19:33] Oh, she said I told her so.

[00:19:35] Yeah, they're having like their own conversation.

[00:19:39] I'm gonna wake this up.

[00:19:42] Wow, yes.

[00:19:43] I'm on my home.

[00:19:44] Send you in a bed?

[00:19:46] Send you in a bed?

[00:19:48] What do you mean?

[00:19:49] Should I just respond?

[00:19:51] Sure.

[00:19:54] They work.

[00:19:55] What's happening?

[00:20:01] They work?

[00:20:03] It's time to eat some fries.

[00:20:10] Yeah, literally got a scamper in there.

[00:20:15] I thought I heard someone.

[00:20:21] Yeah, it's actually back in the boss room, just saying.

[00:20:23] I'm going back to the...

[00:20:25] Oh, the cashier mode.

[00:20:27] Alright, let's see.

[00:20:30] So we're all done?

[00:20:32] She's going to be real weird.

[00:20:36] Yes, she's great. Would you like to have anything else or should I get the check?

[00:20:42] Check please. Okay, I'll be right back.

[00:20:45] Thank you, thank you.

[00:20:48] Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.

[00:20:54] It was a good meal.

[00:20:56] It was a good meal indeed.

[00:21:01] Ayo, should we like Dine and Dash? Dine and Dash, let's go!

[00:21:05] Aw. I was about to do it, man. I was about to do it.

[00:21:14] Here's the check here. Total is $6.

[00:21:19] 50% tip! You're crazy! 50% is good. 50% is fine, man.

[00:21:26] Hope you enjoy the rest of your ride. Thank you. I appreciate it.

[00:21:31] Do we have to go pee one more time or no?

[00:21:33] I mean, before we hit the road, right?

[00:21:34] Hey, this music's whacked!

[00:21:35] Oh, that's rough.

[00:21:38] Rough.

[00:21:40] Got blazing mouths, man.

[00:21:42] That was gonna look too spicy to me.

[00:21:43] Hey, what happened to this dude?

[00:21:45] Hey, he better not be in my van.

[00:21:49] Hey, why are you following me?

[00:21:51] Why are you following me?

[00:21:53] Hey, step back!

[00:21:55] Hey, grab a broomstick.

[00:21:56] Got it.

[00:21:57] I'm just trying to use the bathroom.

[00:22:02] I gotta see.

[00:22:03] One more time.

[00:22:05] Bruh!

[00:22:06] I was done with it.

[00:22:10] Final last words.

[00:22:12] I was done with it.

[00:22:15] Still eating?

[00:22:16] Bro, let me get that.

[00:22:18] Let's get out of here.

[00:22:25] Yeah, they didn't want me to pee no more.

[00:22:29] Sad.

[00:22:30] Damn, I look like a radio on, dude.

[00:22:32] Ayo!

[00:22:35] Did I leave this open?

[00:22:37] I don't remember leaving that open, man.

[00:22:40] Hey, I knew that freak got in here.

[00:22:44] I knew that freak's sitting over there.

[00:22:47] Might have gotten in here, man.

[00:22:51] That's okay.

[00:22:52] If anything, it's a journey buddy, right?

[00:22:55] Got a little journey buddy with this probably hiding in like one of the cupboards here fold it up

[00:23:01] Folded like a tortilla one of these trash bins

[00:23:16] Back it up back it up. Oh shoot

[00:23:22] We almost lied it broke

[00:23:25] hold up there we go there we go now pull it in hey oh what the freak straight

[00:23:37] straight go go go go go

[00:23:41] oh god oh god oh god hey which side is the gas pump on this way oh shoot bro why

[00:23:52] Why is it so complicated?

[00:23:54] Let's go see if we can actually put the gas in anyway.

[00:23:57] Yeah, I like the music while it's here.

[00:24:01] Is this it?

[00:24:03] No, this is it, right?

[00:24:05] One of these two things.

[00:24:06] Hey, we're losing daylight, though. I gotta hit the road.

[00:24:09] The dynamo's pretty good.

[00:24:14] Hey, where the gas pump's at?

[00:24:19] Hey, who's the owner of this establishment?

[00:24:26] You got no freaking gas pumps attached to these things.

[00:24:30] Hey, what?

[00:24:32] Bruh, I see you in there.

[00:24:34] I see a light on.

[00:24:35] My god, man, what kind of business are you running?

[00:24:41] You got no freaking gas handles.

[00:24:45] if I actually needed the gas, can you run in the game?

[00:24:54] I haven't tried yet.

[00:24:56] What the heck was that?

[00:24:59] I haven't tried yet.

[00:25:05] We are on a roadtrip.

[00:25:13] We are on a roadtrip.

[00:25:16] Hey, that's not a static right there.

[00:25:22] Oh shoot, okay.

[00:25:26] 802pm.

[00:25:27] Evelyn activated that.

[00:25:28] We've been better chamber.

[00:25:29] Dude.

[00:25:30] Oh, what the fuck?

[00:25:31] your meta chamber oh what the bruh hey I didn't know he's gonna just get back

[00:25:38] like that what the freak

[00:25:49] game just like threw me back in wasn't even ready I had it straight for a tree

[00:25:54] bro yeah this is why you got to pay attention to the road I was paying

[00:25:59] attention

[00:26:01] I don't hear that noise

[00:26:05] I start counting how many times you pop in

[00:26:10] I don't want to be I don't want anyone out damn I didn't read that part

[00:26:16] I might look out and why is it so huge where do you say to park

[00:26:26] the creek okay got it just park your truck around the around back on the

[00:26:32] gravel part by gate D that is a deep man you think I can see out here

[00:26:44] Skate D?

[00:26:48] Going in!

[00:26:55] This is good, right?

[00:27:02] I can't tell if this is considered the back of the current, but...

[00:27:06] Good enough.

[00:27:09] We're parking for the day. I don't know how to turn off the music.

[00:27:12] I don't know how to turn off that music.

[00:27:21] Fresh Mountaineer, man.

[00:27:23] Woo!

[00:27:24] It's nice.

[00:27:26] It's nice out here, dude.

[00:27:29] Don't worry about that eerie music, it's fine.

[00:27:34] I think you could sprint?

[00:27:36] Is this sprinting?

[00:27:38] I think it's sprinting.

[00:27:40] Oh, do I go?

[00:27:41] Was I supposed to go over there?

[00:27:44] This is gate...

[00:27:46] D! Okay, perfect.

[00:27:50] He said buy gate D, right? So like, right there.

[00:27:53] I think we're good.

[00:27:56] So we just walk up to the window.

[00:28:02] Excuse me! Oh.

[00:28:04] AAH!

[00:28:06] I

[00:28:10] Was not ready for it. I was not ready for it

[00:28:18] Hey, oh my man just creeped up in front of the screen out of nowhere. What the heck dude?

[00:28:27] Bro I

[00:28:30] Was not ready for that. Holy

[00:28:33] Why do you do that?

[00:28:35] Why this goofy-looking sheriff do that to me? Oh, I hurt my toe, too

[00:28:43] What the free holy moly you scared me I thought you were one of them. What are you talking one of who?

[00:28:53] I Lord have mercy who the heck is this guy?

[00:28:59] Anyways, can I see your permit, please

[00:29:03] your

[00:29:05] You're Billy, right?

[00:29:08] Uh, I'm the new transfer fire lookout.

[00:29:12] Is that correct?

[00:29:14] I don't know.

[00:29:15] We were hiring this season.

[00:29:17] Hang on.

[00:29:18] Let me check on that.

[00:29:20] Yeah, you go do that, man.

[00:29:22] It's not freaking creeping people out.

[00:29:25] Jumping from the screen with a freaking, like, loud violin playing in my eardrums.

[00:29:31] and I'm close to- OH MY GOD BRUH WHATS YOU DOIN'

[00:29:34] oh okay borrow you're good to go you're staffed at fire tower 11

[00:29:43] I'm sorry for the confusion I was under

[00:29:47] the impression that the tower would be left on staff of season

[00:29:51] but here you are your key stickies

[00:29:54] oh what the heck let me open the trail gate for you

[00:29:59] Yeah, you go do that.

[00:30:01] It's the least you could do, man.

[00:30:03] What?

[00:30:04] Yeah, you go first, by the way.

[00:30:05] Where you walking into the corner for?

[00:30:06] Go first.

[00:30:07] What's on your computer?

[00:30:10] Snoop around a little bit.

[00:30:11] And where you going?

[00:30:12] Hey, don't leave me.

[00:30:14] Don't leave me here, bro.

[00:30:18] Since you're arriving this late,

[00:30:19] you might also need this flashlight

[00:30:21] for a long hike to your lookout.

[00:30:26] Thank you, Billy.

[00:30:27] You be careful.

[00:30:28] Take this.

[00:30:29] All right, let's take the flashlight.

[00:30:30] How do we use it?

[00:30:33] Welcome to Iron Bark Plane.

[00:30:37] Whatever I answered my question, by the way, about the

[00:30:40] fricking, whatchamacallit, who this guy thought I was when

[00:30:48] we were asking that question.

[00:30:50] Now, for our purposes, when you get to your tower, be

[00:30:52] sure to make your first weather report from your system

[00:30:55] just so we know you clocked in safely.

[00:30:59] If we need to reach out to Tower 12

[00:31:01] during your staff, we're nice enough to die.

[00:31:04] Give me your closest contact in case of any emergency.

[00:31:09] Thank you, Billy.

[00:31:11] G to throw out to use.

[00:31:13] We definitely don't want to throw it.

[00:31:17] Man, this is a rinky-dinky light.

[00:31:22] Hey, piece of advice.

[00:31:25] Don't travel further than half a mile or so north of your cattle.

[00:31:29] Why? Dangerous woods that way, Pat.

[00:31:33] Bobcats and bears.

[00:31:35] Nasty business.

[00:31:39] You got it!

[00:31:41] You got it!

[00:31:43] So that's it.

[00:31:45] Just gonna go now.

[00:31:47] Wait, where do we- how do we-

[00:31:50] Okay.

[00:31:55] Where's her tower?

[00:31:57] Foot trail, no bikes, only horses stay on the trail.

[00:32:02] Death... Oh, I left my bag in the RV at first.

[00:32:07] Let's go get that.

[00:32:11] I think we definitely gonna be won that bag.

[00:32:14] Hey, oh yeah, Broly does look like a skinwalker, doesn't he?

[00:32:18] Broly can mad sus. Little skinwalker-ish.

[00:32:22] Go get her bag.

[00:32:25] Eyo, you could run faster when you go sideways.

[00:32:31] I didn't know that.

[00:32:33] That's crazy.

[00:32:34] Hey, that's good to know.

[00:32:35] I'm going to keep this flashlight on the whole time, by the way.

[00:32:39] Music's still playing.

[00:32:43] Guarantee you.

[00:32:44] I guarantee you this truck is not going to work when we get back.

[00:32:47] So yeah, when you do this, when you like crab walk, apparently it's like a, like,

[00:32:52] Sprinter some sort it's crazy everyone skin walker. Yeah, I think so too. Hey, those people at the diner might have been skin walkers

[00:33:04] Why would it get us

[00:33:10] Our noise over there

[00:33:16] Her nose, bro

[00:33:22] Am I on the trail?

[00:33:37] I'm sticking to the trail.

[00:33:38] There's nothing.

[00:33:39] There's nothing that's going to get me off this trail.

[00:33:43] What the heck is that?

[00:33:49] Oh, man.

[00:33:54] Oh, that's bait.

[00:33:59] Okay, good, we can't go in.

[00:34:04] What the?

[00:34:06] Oh, we don't go this way?

[00:34:10] What the heck?

[00:34:13] Hey, I was printing!

[00:34:16] I was printing!

[00:34:18] Oh, we go down here?

[00:34:24] Tower 11, straight ahead.

[00:34:26] Frequency.

[00:34:28] Damn, do I have to write that down?

[00:34:30] Yeah, I'm writing this down, bro.

[00:34:32] Okay.

[00:34:35] That's a 92500?

[00:34:40] Okay, I got you let's go

[00:34:48] Grab walk over here

[00:34:53] This is it what is this?

[00:35:10] Let's see, Iron Bark Tower 11, Lacy Trail, Gold Creek Trail, oh, down behind me?

[00:35:21] Okay, the Lacy Trail.

[00:35:24] So my tower's like, oh, there it is.

[00:35:28] No voice.

[00:35:30] No voice.

[00:35:33] Hey, we got the portapoddy out and running, utility shack.

[00:35:40] Yeah, let's put our stuff away first.

[00:35:43] Hey, we gotta go or what?

[00:35:48] Oh yeah!

[00:36:03] Oh, I was done with it

[00:36:07] Thank God nothing appeared right outside of my portfolio that could have like freaked me out

[00:36:24] Oh, that's kind of cool. I don't think we want to leave those open at night

[00:36:28] The cabinet was filled with the aroma of wood giving me a sense of comfort.

[00:36:35] Yeah, that's pretty cool.

[00:36:37] Could do without the spooky music, but...

[00:36:43] No ice, no ice. Do we got a light in here?

[00:36:49] I forgot to turn on the generator first.

[00:36:51] Ah, you're kidding me.

[00:36:53] I'm gonna go all the way back now.

[00:36:55] Hey, I'm closing the door, though.

[00:36:57] Or anyone going in there while I'm gone?

[00:37:01] Got some freaks out here.

[00:37:04] We got some certified freaks.

[00:37:13] Okay!

[00:37:21] Is somebody in that cabin?

[00:37:25] Or what do you call it, the shaft?

[00:37:32] Nice, I got the lie, let's go.

[00:37:38] Don't need to use that.

[00:37:40] Here, let's just set this on the table.

[00:37:45] Okay.

[00:37:50] RMB to open or close, what is this?

[00:37:54] Left.

[00:37:57] Algorithm or Firefinder, it's like a giant compass size of a pizza.

[00:38:02] Okay.

[00:38:03] Oh.

[00:38:05] Ew, what the- yeah, you put that- hey, what the- put that out!

[00:38:09] We usually just bought a fire in the command.

[00:38:11] Oh, thank god it's not starting a fire in here, Jesus.

[00:38:15] And put this down.

[00:38:16] Bro, that's crazy.

[00:38:18] Gotta start a fire in here, and damn.

[00:38:20] I wasn't expecting that.

[00:38:24] Is that it?

[00:38:31] Oh, we got some mace.

[00:38:37] Nice.

[00:38:38] Nice.

[00:38:40] That'll definitely come in handy.

[00:38:44] Hey, some gas.

[00:38:47] Fill up the tank.

[00:38:49] Okay.

[00:38:50] are microwave dinners up in here? What do we got to eat? What do we got to eat? We got

[00:38:58] a cola. Hey, can we drink this or what? Nope. Can't drink it. Oh, bro, my back's hurt.

[00:39:11] Okay. Woo. Just relax for a little bit. Now that we're away from danger and all that,

[00:39:18] You know what I mean?

[00:39:19] Can't drink this cola?

[00:39:21] For real?

[00:39:23] Put that in there.

[00:39:24] Damn.

[00:39:26] That's annoying.

[00:39:28] Maybe I can sit down, enjoy my drink.

[00:39:48] check the

[00:39:50] iron bar rules flyer

[00:39:52] okay

[00:39:53] we gotta do that first

[00:40:00] i still got the coal in my hand

[00:40:03] my lips are so dry

[00:40:10] okay

[00:40:14] Iron Bar flyer?

[00:40:18] What does that say?

[00:40:20] Lights out after 12.

[00:40:24] Supply drops, refuel the generators,

[00:40:28] update the reporting, no video games.

[00:40:33] Remember to call your slater?

[00:40:37] Your slater, your sister station before you sleep.

[00:40:41] Before you sleep, oh, okay.

[00:40:43] All lookouts must follow these rules

[00:40:47] Okay

[00:40:50] Bro, how am I supposed to read that put this down I

[00:40:57] Pick up any of these

[00:41:02] Oh, there we go system password is iron bark

[00:41:06] Tower number. Yeah, let's do it

[00:41:10] Hey ramp it how you doing?

[00:41:12] Yeah, damn was there was there a capital anywhere in there this case sensitive iron bar?

[00:41:18] Hey, oh, bro

[00:41:20] iron bar

[00:41:22] 11

[00:41:25] It worked

[00:41:27] That's what I'm talking about.

[00:41:30] Brr!

[00:41:34] Ooh!

[00:41:36] Hello there, it's Smiley, your trusty virtual assistant, here to help you make the most of your computer today.

[00:41:46] Good evening, Tower 11. How's your day going?

[00:41:50] Glickety, Glick, here's a random fact for you.

[00:41:54] Honey never spoils.

[00:41:56] Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old

[00:42:01] and still perfectly edible.

[00:42:04] Glickety, Glick, here's a random fact for you.

[00:42:08] Antarctica is the windiest continent on Earth, with some coastal areas experiencing

[00:42:14] winds reaching speeds of up to 200 miles per hour.

[00:42:19] Amazing. Wow, I can do that all day.

[00:42:22] Let's take a look at the map though first.

[00:42:26] This is the Iron Bark State Park Trail map.

[00:42:29] Whether you're planning a hike, assisting hikers, or just want to explore the park's beauty from the comfort of your screen, here's the map.

[00:42:39] Enhance the image.

[00:42:42] Okay, so we got the old radio tower over here.

[00:42:45] We got Gold Lake over here.

[00:42:46] Old Lake. Okay. Where's Lacy? Okay, this is the Lacy Trail.

[00:42:53] Got a bathroom over here. Is that where we came from?

[00:42:59] How do we get back? I think that's where we came from, right?

[00:43:05] Oof. Maybe not.

[00:43:12] Uh, Employee Training.

[00:43:17] Welcome to Iron Bark State Park.

[00:43:19] If you're watching this video, then let me be the first to say congratulations.

[00:43:23] Hey, that's Jack, the guy right there.

[00:43:25] You have been commissioned by the Iron Bark Fire Department to protect one of the most

[00:43:29] prestigious parks in the state of Washington.

[00:43:33] Established in 1897, we've been known as one of the safest parks in America.

[00:43:39] We hope you can keep it that way for many years to come.

[00:43:42] This training video will ensure that you work to the best of your abilities.

[00:43:49] You've been selected as one of our Fire Lookout Observers.

[00:43:53] This is a truly rewarding job which requires many hours of hard work.

[00:43:59] You will be working in our state of the art Lookout Towers.

[00:44:03] And the following is a list of responsibilities you will have.

[00:44:06] Keep watch for fire!

[00:44:08] Fire isn't going to be noticeable all of the time.

[00:44:11] So also keep watch for smoke. Make sure to know how cool of the smoke is. It may be crucial information.

[00:44:18] Fires are best stopped before they spread out of hand.

[00:44:22] Keep records of daily temperature. When the temperature rises, it is best that we have those recorded.

[00:44:29] The science nerds at the Panoramic Preservation Society requires to note all changes in temperature.

[00:44:35] What do you think it's best not to get into a lawsuit?

[00:44:40] Keep records of daily wind speed.

[00:44:43] Wind is a factor when it comes to our...

[00:44:45] We'll find jobs in me later.

[00:44:46] ...usually anemometer to scientifically gather the data.

[00:44:51] After collecting the data, then put it into our state-of-the-art service reporting form.

[00:44:57] This is a highly complicated form, often used by NASA employees.

[00:45:02] So don't be too ashamed if you can't figure it out at first.

[00:45:05] You have the privilege of using such a form.

[00:45:10] Take the campers out of unregistered camp grounds.

[00:45:14] The campers might start a campfire which could lead to a wildfire.

[00:45:17] They will not always listen to authority,

[00:45:20] so take precaution when escorting them.

[00:45:23] Make sure to know whether the person is a threat.

[00:45:26] If you're worried about your safety,

[00:45:28] do not hesitate to dial 911.

[00:45:31] I remember the day when the fire was extinguished.

[00:45:34] The maintenance of the park.

[00:45:35] Maybe I'll get a little more.

[00:45:36] Make sure the park is complete.

[00:45:38] We have a status to uphold.

[00:45:41] Now that you know most of the duties that a fire lookout has, you're ready to start.

[00:45:47] We hope that you have a great season out there on the tower.

[00:45:51] Try not to damage any of the equipment.

[00:45:53] And remember, if you see smoke, don't joke.

[00:45:57] all the authorities and notify them of the predicament immediately.

[00:46:01] Will do, Jacksepticeye. Will do.

[00:46:03] That's a poo poo?

[00:46:05] Bro, that's that literally poo poo.

[00:46:06] Pee-pee poo poo right there.

[00:46:08] Y'all see that?

[00:46:09] That's sort of God I saw that.

[00:46:11] I like this redeem the most. Which one?

[00:46:13] The meeper metatronba.

[00:46:15] Hahahaha.

[00:46:18] Go on.

[00:46:19] Go ahead and redeem it then.

[00:46:20] Alright, let's see. Flash drive. Media.

[00:46:23] Uh, plant interview.

[00:46:25] And we are back!

[00:46:27] So how do you feel about being a plant do you moisturize?

[00:46:35] What do you do for a living plant moisturizes? Oh boy, uh-huh. Oh boy

[00:46:42] Yeah

[00:46:45] How does that work?

[00:46:49] Yeah, wow

[00:46:51] Yeah, oh

[00:46:53] Oh my god

[00:47:00] Sir hey, that's some tea right there. No need for that language. Hey, that's tea right there

[00:47:06] Sir calm down. Oh shoot. Don't mention the wife. Just say

[00:47:12] That on my show. Oh, no, did you just say I was getting angry

[00:47:23] You're so scared, baby. You're so fair on tax.

[00:47:27] I'm the hallowed one. I'm Ron Ross.

[00:47:29] Ron Ross?

[00:47:31] Today I got some cool paint.

[00:47:33] This is something called testicular green.

[00:47:37] Testicular green?

[00:47:39] I love my wife.

[00:47:41] Anyways, a little water there.

[00:47:45] Time to switch brushes.

[00:47:47] Oops. That's the wrong brush.

[00:47:50] That's my needle.

[00:47:52] I'll save that for later. There is a basting brush. This brush is really

[00:47:58] Hey, what's happening over here?

[00:48:00] Hey, we entering some off the universe.

[00:48:03] What the heck is going on?

[00:48:08] What did you say? Buried the bodies?

[00:48:18] What a squirrel!

[00:48:22] sent in by you guys.

[00:48:25] Oh, Zeus!

[00:48:27] Forget the fan mail.

[00:48:29] We'll be right back after this commercial break.

[00:48:35] Oh, hell.

[00:48:37] What, a squirrel?

[00:48:39] Catch?

[00:48:52] The heck is going on, man?

[00:49:09] Okay, this is like

[00:49:15] Some tricky stuff over here

[00:49:33] Hey, who the heck is that?

[00:49:35] Got the owner of the cats.

[00:49:40] That's a bad video though.

[00:49:45] Pretty cool.

[00:49:47] The cat just ran right in your face the last second.

[00:49:53] Alright.

[00:49:55] So that was somebody's collection of videos that we found on the folder here.

[00:50:00] Service reporting.

[00:50:02] Damn, we gotta go check the temperature, huh?

[00:50:04] Welcome to the state-of-the-art service. Hey, what the?

[00:50:18] Who is this?

[00:50:23] Oh

[00:50:25] Thought I was gonna be alone out here.

[00:50:27] Oh, well thank you, Spokesman.

[00:50:34] What is it?

[00:50:36] Your name?

[00:50:38] Anyways, what brings you to this towering paradise of ours?

[00:50:44] Looking for a change?

[00:50:46] Hey, you're not going to respond to that?

[00:50:50] Uh, I'm a transfer from Iron Horse?

[00:50:53] You can see why Mitch picked you

[00:50:57] Okay, well, I'm really tired

[00:51:02] No

[00:51:08] Hey, oh, he's right

[00:51:11] Well, it's got a point

[00:51:14] Bro does have a point

[00:51:18] How do we start fire

[00:51:23] Wood stove should be around the entrance.

[00:51:25] Get her lit.

[00:51:29] Around the entrance.

[00:51:31] Wood stove. Oh, this thing.

[00:51:35] Oh, we need matches. Well, we need some...

[00:51:38] logs, don't we?

[00:51:41] Should I just use this?

[00:51:45] What does that say?

[00:51:49] Where do I get wood?

[00:51:53] There's no firewood.

[00:51:58] There must be plenty in the shack.

[00:52:00] That's all Marley did.

[00:52:03] The staffer who was in the lookout before you.

[00:52:05] And he was.

[00:52:07] One gritty woman.

[00:52:09] Anyway, you better get that fire going.

[00:52:11] You don't want to step through the storm.

[00:52:13] Castling must be in your cabin.

[00:52:15] But if not, you can only grab your supplies from the storage shack.

[00:52:19] Okay.

[00:52:21] I'm gonna make a trip out to the storage shack.

[00:52:25] Uh, where was that mace?

[00:52:27] Yo, I'm bringing this.

[00:52:32] Yeah.

[00:52:34] Always gotta have your mace, baby.

[00:52:51] All right, Shack's over there, I don't want anyone creeping up on me, I'm gonna crab

[00:52:59] walk over there.

[00:53:01] Firewood.

[00:53:02] Uh, my hands were, you're kidding me, oh my god, and then there was another bottle

[00:53:14] of maize right over here.

[00:53:16] Oh my god.

[00:53:18] Well, come back to that later, right?

[00:53:29] Quickly now.

[00:53:32] Quickly now.

[00:53:35] I don't know if anybody got into my freaking cabin

[00:53:37] while I was gone.

[00:53:38] Yeah, need to light her up. Let's do it. Got the gas right here.

[00:53:51] Yo, that'll look nasty. That's about to blow up this whole place, man.

[00:53:59] the match is out

[00:54:06] They work hey

[00:54:13] Nice good

[00:54:20] Yes

[00:54:22] You're poor for the night. Yeah, no, I didn't man. I didn't I did leave my mace down there though

[00:54:27] So let me go grab that. I don't feel comfy out here without my freaking mace. Oh, I see tower

[00:54:35] That's gotta be like tower 12, right?

[00:54:38] Most likely

[00:54:44] Can't be in our tower un-defend it

[00:54:48] With no weapons man, why is oil that color what the pea color?

[00:54:55] Okay, let me grab this bottle because I know it works.

[00:54:59] Hey, you don't want to mess with me.

[00:55:01] I swear, dude, this is the first thing I'm going to be pressing if somebody sneaks up

[00:55:04] on me.

[00:55:05] I don't care who they are, they sneak up on me, I'm doing this right into their eyes,

[00:55:11] man.

[00:55:12] I don't care if it's even that sheriff, freaking skinwalker looking dude.

[00:55:16] Yeah, we saw earlier.

[00:55:18] Okay, now that we're safe.

[00:55:21] Ugh!

[00:55:22] Okay.

[00:55:23] turn off the light so we got to read the temperature right 46.5

[00:55:29] and what's with the beeping?

[00:55:33] your report for the night yet

[00:55:35] better get to it then you don't want to disappoint me I'll check you first

[00:55:38] yeah I'm getting to it I'm getting to it one second

[00:55:41] beeping over there what did I say 44.5 45.5

[00:55:44] 46.5 oh god damn

[00:55:47] god damn freaking radio guy distracting me man

[00:55:51] What the heck was it?

[00:55:52] 46.5, okay.

[00:55:54] Bro.

[00:55:57] 46.5.

[00:56:00] Wind speed.

[00:56:01] How do I measure that?

[00:56:05] How do I measure that?

[00:56:09] This thing?

[00:56:11] Oh, we got a little contraption here.

[00:56:16] Let's measure this way, I can't see.

[00:56:18] Hey, can you see nothing?

[00:56:21] What do we got, 20 knots?

[00:56:23] Hey, we're gonna be a professional after this.

[00:56:28] I can literally put this on my application, man.

[00:56:32] I got 20 knots.

[00:56:36] Uh, is it?

[00:56:40] What's the weather like right now?

[00:56:41] Thunderstorm?

[00:56:42] It's not a thunderstorm out there, is it?

[00:56:44] Let me see.

[00:56:46] It's just I wouldn't even say it's cloudy, but windy maybe I think it's windy right if it's raining. I can't tell it's raining

[00:56:57] I'm gonna say windy

[00:57:08] Say wind

[00:57:10] Number of hikers assisted say I mean we'll be honest say zero reported by

[00:57:14] Shoo, what's our name again? Jack?

[00:57:19] Or is it John? Jack Nelson?

[00:57:25] I wasn't sure if I'd put the right weather condition.

[00:57:28] Okay, then it's definitely gonna be, like...

[00:57:32] What was I gonna put in the right weather condition?

[00:57:34] Bruh.

[00:57:37] Bruh.

[00:57:38] There's not a blizzard out there. What is it?

[00:57:41] A dust storm?

[00:57:42] Bruh.

[00:57:46] We'll just try them all. So is it cloud?

[00:57:52] What? Rain?

[00:57:55] What?

[00:57:57] I wonder if I put it in the right weather condition.

[00:58:01] Kidding me.

[00:58:06] I literally just tried it all.

[00:58:08] it's not clear clear bro bro's lying bro literally lied dude there's no way

[00:58:22] you copy new guy

[00:58:25] I'm going to sign off for the day

[00:58:27] tower 12 signing off

[00:58:29] uh huh

[00:58:31] bed post fight

[00:58:33] good night Connor talk to you tomorrow

[00:58:35] Now, we gotta say over and out. We gotta be professional. Good night, over and out.

[00:58:40] Yeah, okay, okay. Well, we did our job. I think it's time we, uh, rest up. Yeah? What are the rules here?

[00:58:53] Lights out after 12 p.m.? What time is it? Uh, we can turn the lights out.

[00:58:58] I would turn this one off oh shoot

[00:59:09] It's 1132 p.m. Okay

[00:59:18] That's our going I think we're gonna rest

[00:59:21] So far so good so far so good oh hell you know all the spooky stuff happens at

[00:59:32] freaking 3 30 a.m. oh my god every single time there's gonna be a spooky

[00:59:40] thing happening at like 3.30 a.m. and

[00:59:50] check the radio

[00:59:53] I had to pee... Connor?

[01:00:02] Oh, hell, we got to pee at this hour, dude.

[01:00:10] Can't you hold it, man?

[01:00:11] I can't...

[01:00:12] Yeah.

[01:00:13] Can we use a bucket?

[01:00:14] Can we use a sink?

[01:00:16] Come on.

[01:00:17] Right on the dishes.

[01:00:18] Come on.

[01:00:19] Come on.

[01:00:20] Don't need a bucket.

[01:00:21] I don't need the microwave right now.

[01:00:24] Ayo, I need- where's my flashlight?

[01:00:28] Where's my flashlight?

[01:00:30] Where the heck did all my gear go, dude?

[01:00:33] Where's my mace?

[01:00:36] Okay.

[01:00:37] Where's the flashlight?

[01:00:38] I'm bringing my mace.

[01:00:41] Bye.

[01:00:42] Now that we armed, my first night being out of my cabin gave me a strange feeling.

[01:00:50] Yeah, same, man.

[01:00:53] I can't go out.

[01:00:56] Being left here alone was somewhat unsettling.

[01:01:00] What?

[01:01:02] Thought I had to pee.

[01:01:04] Am I not gonna pee?

[01:01:11] Am I not gonna pee?

[01:01:14] What do I say? Am I supposed to see smoke?

[01:01:16] Who the heck is that?

[01:01:20] I don't see anything.

[01:01:33] Close this goddamn door.

[01:01:34] Ooh, does it want me to turn the lights on?

[01:01:37] Nah, I'm not that stupid.

[01:01:40] I'm not that stupid.

[01:01:41] I'm not turning the lights on.

[01:01:42] It said no lights after 12pm.

[01:01:43] Get a frickin' spirit after me, man.

[01:01:45] I'm not doing that.

[01:01:47] No, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:01:49] Uh, what can we do in the meantime?

[01:02:02] Care of binoculars?

[01:02:04] Ooh!

[01:02:17] Okay. I don't see anything sussy.

[01:02:24] So why can't we go down there?

[01:02:32] Back to the chair.

[01:02:37] I don't know why anybody would be up at like 3.30 am at night in that situation too.

[01:02:45] Uh, what is this?

[01:02:50] Looks like you're ready to take on some zombies and have a blast.

[01:02:56] Good luck and aim for the head.

[01:03:01] hell what the hell what the whoa my god it's not working it's not working bro

[01:03:12] we need for the head oh there we go oh there we go oh hell oh hell there's too

[01:03:21] many of them there's too many of them oh god oh god we're gonna we're gonna keep

[01:03:31] train them oh god oh god

[01:03:36] Oh

[01:03:38] You act

[01:03:44] Oh

[01:03:54] God

[01:03:58] No, I'd you left. Oh Jesus

[01:04:02] Bro, you gotta be kidding me right now

[01:04:06] Hey, I don't want to go down there. Oh God!

[01:04:09] Nice.

[01:04:11] Did I win?

[01:04:16] Did I win?

[01:04:17] Hey, who that free?

[01:04:23] Oh God.

[01:04:25] Oh God.

[01:04:27] Oh God.

[01:04:28] Oh God.

[01:04:30] Nice.

[01:04:31] Did I win?

[01:04:33] Is that it?

[01:04:36] I think I won.

[01:04:39] Oh shoot!

[01:04:42] Hey, this is the game to be playing at 3AM, right?

[01:04:54] Dude, I swear.

[01:04:57] Oh shoot!

[01:04:59] Oh, shoot! Oh, shoot! Oh, no!

[01:05:03] Don't do it to me. Don't do it to me!

[01:05:07] Oh, God. What the...

[01:05:11] There we go.

[01:05:15] Let's go to the basement. It's always safe down there, right?

[01:05:19] Oh, God. My man.

[01:05:23] Oh, God.

[01:05:27] Oh

[01:05:50] These this Christ, it's super difficult to aim

[01:05:57] Because of the graphics, man

[01:06:02] Oh god, I'm dead

[01:06:05] Get out of my way. Hey, how do the door open the door?

[01:06:10] I was so close, bro

[01:06:14] Dude, I was so close to beating that. Come on

[01:06:19] Okay

[01:06:21] Anyway

[01:06:22] Anyway, for command information

[01:06:24] Help ready to wield some digital

[01:06:27] Does that say music? With console type help to set a command list.

[01:06:33] Let's try it.

[01:06:36] There we go, assistant updates.

[01:06:38] Update, assistant update with packet code close to console.

[01:06:42] Okay, anything in the bin?

[01:06:47] Nothing? Holder? Nothing?

[01:06:51] Oh! I was so close to beating that game I could sense it.

[01:06:57] I was so close.

[01:06:59] Okay.

[01:07:01] This is my compass, right?

[01:07:07] So what the...

[01:07:09] Do I just go back to sleep? What do I do?

[01:07:13] Okay.

[01:07:15] Okay.

[01:07:17] Hey, I'm always down to get up at like 3am to play some zombie game, alright?

[01:07:23] Oh, it's just you and the wind and the time just melts away.

[01:07:32] Yeah, I can really feel that.

[01:07:34] Heck yeah, man.

[01:07:35] Heck yeah.

[01:07:37] Got a nice cup of Joe in the hand.

[01:07:39] We got that nature.

[01:07:40] We got the birds flying all over the place.

[01:07:42] We've got that beautiful sun coming up.

[01:07:45] Let's go.

[01:07:47] That's what I'm talking about.

[01:07:49] Hey, that's an excellent vibe right there.

[01:07:53] Next level vibe, let's take a sip.

[01:07:57] Nice.

[01:08:00] Yeah.

[01:08:03] We got no mischief happening right now.

[01:08:06] It's just us out here in the daylight.

[01:08:10] Oh, we can take a photo?

[01:08:11] Hey, let me take a, let me take one.

[01:08:13] This is nice right here.

[01:08:17] Oh, we're actually taking up the camera.

[01:08:19] Hey, look at that sun, bro.

[01:08:25] Woo!

[01:08:27] Spicy.

[01:08:28] Taking another sip of our coffee.

[01:08:31] Let's go.

[01:08:34] This is it.

[01:08:38] This is it right here.

[01:08:40] This is the life.

[01:08:44] Finish up that coffee.

[01:08:46] Take one more photo.

[01:08:48] I get the birds in there too. Hey, look at that. Beautiful. Beautiful. Hold on. Nice. Nice.

[01:08:57] Bruh. Stunning.

[01:09:05] Alright.

[01:09:08] Woo!

[01:09:09] This is Connor from Tower 12.

[01:09:19] Hey, I'm on my way, pal.

[01:09:25] What's up, honey?

[01:09:31] Uh, copy that, Connor.

[01:09:35] What's up?

[01:09:36] Hey, whoa.

[01:09:37] What's going on, man?

[01:09:38] What's going on, man? Excuse me?

[01:09:44] What's he talking about?

[01:09:47] I'm gonna smoke more for my position. All right, hold on.

[01:09:52] Take a look over here.

[01:09:53] I'm gonna get my fricking compass out.

[01:09:56] Look at that.

[01:10:00] The heck is north?

[01:10:01] The smoke was white.

[01:10:03] Uh, indicative of a campfire.

[01:10:05] Oh, that over there?

[01:10:08] Yeah, I see it

[01:10:11] Yeah, I see it

[01:10:14] Now I know where north is that that's good to know

[01:10:21] Yeah

[01:10:27] Oh

[01:10:29] to clean up ourselves. Oh man. Fire risks are high to see them. Here's the real question though, is it my problem?

[01:10:36] By checking it out? Oh man. Okay, heading north. I'll report back on it. Yes, do you have any other

[01:10:43] details? Is it safe? Yeah, don't mind checking it out. Do you have any other details? I don't

[01:10:48] have any more information. Just follow a lazy trip. Keep an eye out for any signs of the

[01:10:53] or any potential hazards along the way.

[01:10:56] Alright man, I'm heading north.

[01:10:59] Don't forget to carry your bare spray if you're the new guy.

[01:11:03] Over and out.

[01:11:04] Oh hell yeah dude.

[01:11:05] You think I'm gonna leave this place without it?

[01:11:08] You really think I'd be leaving here without it?

[01:11:11] Oh shoot, but I can only have like one thing right?

[01:11:14] Mmmmmm.

[01:11:15] Karen, this on the mace.

[01:11:17] The heck is the mace at?

[01:11:20] I got my two things.

[01:11:22] Close that door, and we out-seize.

[01:11:29] I don't think I need my map because the sign's towards Lacy Trail over there.

[01:11:33] Let's see if we need to pee first, before we head on out.

[01:11:41] Psst! Hello?

[01:11:43] Oh, it's not my microphone, is it?

[01:11:46] Oh.

[01:11:52] Oh man, it's so satisfying.

[01:11:54] Oh, whoa, whoopsies!

[01:11:56] Whoopsies!

[01:11:57] Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[01:11:58] Oh my god, dang!

[01:12:00] What was me?

[01:12:04] Utility shack is that way.

[01:12:07] Pretty sure...

[01:12:11] Pretty sure Lacey Trail is just over here.

[01:12:13] It's on like the opposite direction.

[01:12:18] We're alone here so if you care, see, I know.

[01:12:20] Why would I even bother using the port-a-potty, right?

[01:12:22] Why would I even bother?

[01:12:24] Uh, lacy trail.

[01:12:26] So, this way.

[01:12:28] Hey, I'm suited up.

[01:12:30] You see this? We got the flashlight.

[01:12:32] We got the bear maze.

[01:12:34] Hey, watch out for these bears.

[01:12:36] I'm ready.

[01:12:38] I can take out a bear right now.

[01:12:40] Hey, 37 p.m.

[01:12:42] Why the heck is it so late?

[01:12:44] Oh, dude. You see, amateurs would not have brought a flashlight here.

[01:12:46] The amateurs would not have thought

[01:12:48] not a thought to brought the flashlight bro I was ready that's all this

[01:12:51] the only thing I need dude a frickin flashlight and my bear mace

[01:12:56] let's go check this out

[01:13:03] oh hell no well who's screaming like that no camping violators will be I love

[01:13:13] Jen. She gives the best head. Hey, what the freak?

[01:13:17] A rope and Jen on blast like that, though.

[01:13:21] What the heck was that noise?

[01:13:24] Okay, we found the campfire.

[01:13:28] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's with the text messages, bro?

[01:13:35] What's with the...

[01:13:38] Hey, we sent her the photos. Let's go. View from a tower and thanks for the recipe. You might try it tonight.

[01:13:43] I hope everything is okay reply back when you see this oh

[01:13:49] What's the recipe pizza to pasta bake?

[01:13:52] Whoo boy say less

[01:13:56] Say less we're definitely making a pizza puff bait tonight

[01:14:02] But first we got to survive the night

[01:14:06] So do we put up the fire I had to put it out yeah

[01:14:13] Oh hell no!

[01:14:19] I'll put it out. With what?

[01:14:24] With what?

[01:14:27] Bro, there's no machete here. Who's bringing machete to the freaking campsite?

[01:14:34] Oh man, I gotta put down something.

[01:14:37] I gotta put down something to grab something, right?

[01:14:40] Oh, I want to grab some of the shetty.

[01:14:43] Okay, how do I put it up then?

[01:14:45] I have to get water to put it out?

[01:14:48] You're kidding!

[01:14:49] Oh my God, bro!

[01:14:52] Hold up, hold up, hold up.

[01:14:55] No, no, no, no, no.

[01:14:56] We're taking the mace in the bucket.

[01:14:58] My hands are full?

[01:15:00] Oh my God!

[01:15:02] Hey, this can't be happening.

[01:15:05] Hey, there's somebody over there.

[01:15:09] What the heck is that?

[01:15:16] Hey, what the heck is that?

[01:15:23] Hope bro's not gonna be angry at me for putting out the fire.

[01:15:31] I hope Rose not gonna be angry at me if I'm putting out a fire.

[01:15:38] We go, hey, put down the bucket and grab the freaking mace.

[01:15:44] Should we go check it out?

[01:15:51] Somebody's not supposed to be there, and somebody is not supposed to be in there dude.

[01:16:14] Should we go back?

[01:16:19] I can't grab that.

[01:16:32] I guess we'd go, dude.

[01:16:33] I'm out of here.

[01:16:35] We did our job, man.

[01:16:36] We had to put up a campfire, and that was it.

[01:16:40] That's good little time.

[01:16:50] Oh, bro, somebody's following me.

[01:16:51] Somebody is following me.

[01:16:53] Oh, my God, somebody's following me.

[01:16:57] As I hiked back to my tower through the dark.

[01:16:59] Oh, somebody followed me for sure.

[01:17:01] What?

[01:17:03] I can't shake the sense that something was terribly wrong.

[01:17:05] Yeah.

[01:17:07] My mind couldn't help but think what might have happened.

[01:17:10] Dude, you see a machete on the fricking table?

[01:17:13] And somebody whistling like crazy?

[01:17:15] Mm-mm-mm-mm.

[01:17:20] So what happened next?

[01:17:23] Oh, man.

[01:17:31] I'm going back to my chair.

[01:17:35] Goddamn.

[01:17:37] Let's get back to the tower.

[01:17:55] Do you need anything in the shack?

[01:17:57] Double check if I need anything in the shack.

[01:18:03] Forget the shack!

[01:18:06] We are so out of here. Hey, oh, I heard somebody

[01:18:15] That's the same whistle man, that's the same whistler

[01:18:20] Good news is that my mates

[01:18:23] You didn't do it in my mates, buddy

[01:18:26] Was it goddamn door?

[01:18:28] Whoo

[01:18:31] Let's make the report in

[01:18:36] I

[01:18:41] Honor

[01:18:50] Nope

[01:18:57] What do you mean

[01:19:03] Third time

[01:19:06] Yeah, I mentioned the screen, bro.

[01:19:13] Nah, it was a manly screen.

[01:19:22] Kids went missing in that area?

[01:19:24] about a month ago they were hiking with their families it went off the trail and just vanished no trace of them since

[01:19:35] uh-huh

[01:19:37] what does that have to do with the campers? what is that? what have all those kids?

[01:19:41] uh what does that have to do with the campers? well people are starting to spread rumors that the area might be haunted by some

[01:19:48] entities

[01:19:48] bruh

[01:19:50] you know

[01:19:51] It's crazy I know. Even thinking rumors would scare people off, but apparently it's been the opposite.

[01:19:58] Sometimes, I only think they were true.

[01:20:03] Bro.

[01:20:04] Why is he wishing it was true?

[01:20:05] Bro.

[01:20:06] Well, at least now you know why Mitch had the staff tower 11, urgently.

[01:20:10] Bro.

[01:20:13] Brother.

[01:20:16] That's the thing.

[01:20:17] I hope you don't believe those rumors.

[01:20:19] Yeah, we'll just say no

[01:20:31] Where you loud and clear on that

[01:20:40] Agreed keep me updated over and out over and out Connor

[01:20:45] over and out should we should we make a report today let's go ahead and make a

[01:20:56] report for the day oh Kayla so kill once what we get that photo makes my

[01:21:10] stomach growl as a matter of fact let me try that recipe now oh man service didn't

[01:21:17] go through I only had service when I went down there with a freaking crazy

[01:21:20] camp was crazy whistler camp that

[01:21:27] okay let's see that does look really good though oh pasta bro I'm like 90%

[01:21:37] Pasta.

[01:21:39] My body is made up of like 90% pasta, that's crazy.

[01:21:42] Pasta and pizza.

[01:21:44] Okay, well it is what it is.

[01:21:46] Let's carry out our job, yeah?

[01:21:49] Slurred us down.

[01:21:51] Let's measure the knots.

[01:21:55] Dude, what is it?

[01:21:55] I just remembered that unsettling whistling, bro.

[01:21:58] How do we just ignore that?

[01:22:05] Oh man.

[01:22:07] 21 knots, okay.

[01:22:11] Oh dude, and all my windows are open.

[01:22:13] I gotta friggin' close,

[01:22:15] I gotta close my windows.

[01:22:16] Yeah, we got 21 knots.

[01:22:18] What's the temperature?

[01:22:19] 50.6, 21 knots.

[01:22:24] 50.6.

[01:22:28] 21 knots.

[01:22:30] We'll just say cloud, I guess.

[01:22:32] Nothing else worked last time.

[01:22:35] Number of hikers assisted.

[01:22:37] What does that mean?

[01:22:38] I mean, we didn't really assist anybody, right?

[01:22:49] Hey, what the freak?

[01:22:53] What the freak, why isn't it working?

[01:22:59] Oh, why is he typing like that?

[01:23:04] It worked!

[01:23:05] Nice.

[01:23:07] Nice, Jack Nelson.

[01:23:09] Yeah, why do you type his name like that?

[01:23:11] Kind of weird.

[01:23:15] Okay, well I guess we can call it a night, right?

[01:23:19] I guess it's time to call it a night.

[01:23:23] I'm just gonna go ahead and close all this,

[01:23:26] because I definitely don't want to be seeing anybody

[01:23:30] through my window while I'm sleeping.

[01:23:34] Cuz that would be weird

[01:23:36] Bruh, I can't reach that god damn

[01:23:40] Oh my god, I'm happy to do that would be so creepy if you saw somebody just walking up the steps

[01:23:50] Wait to be closing all this all of it

[01:23:56] There's nothing for this one.

[01:24:05] Those enemies.

[01:24:08] Oh man, that whistling was so unsettling.

[01:24:14] Damn.

[01:24:15] We're all out of machete too.

[01:24:21] Okay. Okay. I think we're good. And then that's it. That's all we can do for the day, man.

[01:24:34] Close this. Lights out. I was too hungry to go to bed without food. Oh, sheesh. Yeah,

[01:24:42] we gotta eat, don't we? Okay, hold on. Let us whip up something from the fridge. What

[01:24:48] we got we got burger what the heck is this hey I'm cooking it I don't care I'm

[01:24:54] cooking it throw it in the pot what else we got some some ground beef throw it

[01:25:02] in the pot what else we got whatever this is some more beef throw it in the

[01:25:11] pot what's we got pepperoni a throw it in the pot

[01:25:21] baked beans hey we scored the jackpot now throw it in the pot

[01:25:27] hey just throw it all in there man

[01:25:32] hold on hey what the i'm putting it all in there i don't care

[01:25:37] close this cook cook cook it up hey we got the pasta throw it in the pot

[01:25:51] Bro, how do we put this?

[01:25:54] Do I need to grab the actual pot?

[01:25:59] What's going on here?

[01:26:02] Brother!

[01:26:05] Do I have to follow the recipe?

[01:26:08] Ingredients, uncooked pasta, oh did I say as a matter of fact let me try that recipe now?

[01:26:12] Damn, okay we gotta actually do this.

[01:26:14] Place all the ingredients in casserole, bake to 420 degrees,

[01:26:20] These baked for 35 to 45 minutes, enjoy it.

[01:26:23] Place all the ingredients in casserole.

[01:26:27] Okay, where's that?

[01:26:29] Is it in here?

[01:26:31] Oh, and that thing, okay.

[01:26:33] Hey.

[01:26:36] Now we cookin'.

[01:26:37] What the heck is this?

[01:26:39] Yeah, I don't think we need this, right?

[01:26:41] Let's put that back.

[01:26:43] Come on, man.

[01:26:44] Just go in the fridge.

[01:26:47] Bro, go in the fridge.

[01:26:50] I can't be doing all this.

[01:26:51] Pepperoni, do we need pepperoni?

[01:26:54] Yeah, pepperoni, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese.

[01:27:00] Okay.

[01:27:02] Am I doing it right?

[01:27:03] Is that the right order?

[01:27:05] That ain't the right order, is it?

[01:27:07] We need the marinara sauce first.

[01:27:09] I added it, I don't think it matters.

[01:27:11] Marinara sauce, let's go.

[01:27:13] Nice, looking good, looking good.

[01:27:17] What else do we need?

[01:27:19] We did the pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, and diced tomatoes is left.

[01:27:22] What is this?

[01:27:23] Diced tomatoes!

[01:27:24] And then we need the mozzarella cheese.

[01:27:29] Where is that?

[01:27:30] Is that this?

[01:27:31] No, that's some eggs.

[01:27:33] Brother.

[01:27:34] What's this?

[01:27:35] We don't need the peas, man.

[01:27:38] What is this?

[01:27:39] Sliced ham.

[01:27:40] We don't need any of that.

[01:27:43] Mozzarella, baby!

[01:27:45] And then we put it in the oven, then we close the oven, and then...

[01:27:50] Oh yeah!

[01:27:51] Oh, damn, all this food's gonna go bad.

[01:27:55] Listen, I can't...

[01:27:57] I try to put it back, it just won't go, man.

[01:28:01] It just...

[01:28:02] Oh.

[01:28:03] Yeah?

[01:28:04] What do you want?

[01:28:05] You got me.

[01:28:06] Oh my God, man.

[01:28:07] I'm just hoping you're trying to enjoy some goddamn dinner.

[01:28:11] What do you want?

[01:28:12] What is it?

[01:28:13] What do you want? What is it?

[01:28:16] I just reported their ass to the authority.

[01:28:18] Oh good. Good job.

[01:28:20] I hope they can drag them down and give them a piece of their mind.

[01:28:23] Sounds good, man.

[01:28:24] You know what? I think I'm gonna get the stack now.

[01:28:28] Okay.

[01:28:29] I know it's been a tough day, but you're doing an excellent job up there.

[01:28:34] Thank you, Connor.

[01:28:36] Go over 12, turning on. Over and out.

[01:28:41] Over and out?

[01:28:43] oh all right hey is that my castle oh that smells so good I like eating in bed

[01:28:55] hey that's kind of weird though like with the castle roll pot and everything come

[01:28:59] on man god damn like some heathen all right all right how do we eat this

[01:29:06] thing oh what the noise to hell with that noise too damn I just eat it all man

[01:29:24] Come on.

[01:29:29] Lasagna!

[01:29:31] Lasagna!

[01:29:33] I was already full, okay?

[01:29:35] Hey, that looked good, though.

[01:29:37] Bro, that looked good.

[01:29:41] Now I'm hungry.

[01:29:43] I wasn't hungry before that pasta.

[01:29:44] Now I'm hungry.

[01:29:48] I could have kept it in the refrigerator.

[01:29:51] Alright, alright, fine.

[01:29:55] Pro I

[01:29:57] There we go. Oh, I could place things back like nah only the castle my hands were full. Yeah

[01:30:05] Bro, I can't all right good enough. Everything else is gonna go back. It is or it is

[01:30:10] cool. All right. We got a

[01:30:13] Belly is full. Hey, it's time to hit that. Hey, man, we're not gonna worry about that whistle

[01:30:18] We're not even gonna think about the whistle or bro. I

[01:30:20] I was getting cold thought I'd get wood for the stove lit. Oh

[01:30:28] They're setting me up they are setting me up

[01:30:32] That's where the whistler was

[01:30:34] Bro, that's that's where he was. They're setting me up over here, man. Oh

[01:30:40] Got turned the turn light on there

[01:30:43] Gotta get my flashlight. I got a freaking bear mace. Oh

[01:30:46] Oh, I forgot you can only hold one of the things.

[01:30:51] Okay, can I use...

[01:30:54] Hold on.

[01:30:56] Okay, let me leave.

[01:30:58] Let me move the flashlight. I don't think I'll need the flashlight.

[01:31:01] Oh, what the heck was that outside?

[01:31:04] What was that noise? Is that the door?

[01:31:10] Oh, bro, I think I hear some creaky-cracky footsteps outside, man.

[01:31:14] someone's creeping up on the wood over there that was not the door was it oh

[01:31:23] somebody's right like to the left of me or something I heard them I heard them

[01:31:29] to the left dude oh we got bear mates let's go

[01:31:44] Hey, I'm shooting first asking questions later, dude.

[01:31:50] That's how we're gonna do this.

[01:31:52] Got that whistler still outside too.

[01:31:54] It's so freaking annoying.

[01:31:56] Should we just run?

[01:31:57] I feel like running is worse for some reason.

[01:32:00] Watch bro say like you have to pee too.

[01:32:02] Let's just go pee first.

[01:32:04] Yeah, I thought so.

[01:32:08] I thought so.

[01:32:11] Oh, someone's going to be right out here, dude.

[01:32:24] Oh, it's a screen!

[01:32:25] Wait a second.

[01:32:26] You can see?

[01:32:27] That's kind of weird.

[01:32:28] Hey, I was speaking on peeing.

[01:32:29] I might have to pee right now.

[01:32:30] Why is it so loud?

[01:32:31] I might have to pee right now.

[01:32:38] Why is it so loud?

[01:32:40] It's just me just getting loud.

[01:32:52] I can't get the wood!

[01:33:01] Oh hell no, bro!

[01:33:06] Oh hell no!

[01:33:09] Bro, he's like right outside the cabin.

[01:33:14] Bro, he's like right outside the cabin.

[01:33:17] We are not doing this.

[01:33:19] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, we are not doing this.

[01:33:25] Place it in the stove.

[01:33:28] Oh, dude, my mace is down here.

[01:33:34] Oh, man. Grab the machete? What machete?

[01:33:48] Oh.

[01:33:50] I mean, we can't go back to the cabin without the wood, so I feel like even if I wanted to grab a mace, it is what it is, right?

[01:33:57] You know, should I just make a sprint for it?

[01:34:00] Should I just make a sprint for it?

[01:34:04] Oh!

[01:34:06] Hey, we gotta go.

[01:34:08] We gotta go.

[01:34:09] Crab walk over there, man.

[01:34:11] We gotta go!

[01:34:15] Woo!

[01:34:17] Bro, both my maces are in there now, dude.

[01:34:21] Both my-

[01:34:25] Both my freaking maces are in there, bro.

[01:34:27] Put the goddamn, put the goddamn, come on man, come on.

[01:34:34] Jesus, frickin.

[01:34:39] God.

[01:34:43] Trying to, Jesus Christ, man.

[01:34:49] Go to sleep.

[01:34:50] I always close the boards outside

[01:34:51] before heading out to bed.

[01:34:52] That's what I did.

[01:34:55] Which one did I miss?

[01:34:56] Oh my god, I don't even have my mace now.

[01:35:01] I don't even have my mace now.

[01:35:04] What am I supposed to do?

[01:35:06] Hey, there's another. Can I get a prime pan at least?

[01:35:10] At least? Come on!

[01:35:12] A prime pan, a can of tuna fish.

[01:35:14] That's gotta be worth some weight, right?

[01:35:17] Oh, dude, I'm defenseless.

[01:35:20] Okay, I mean, it is what it is.

[01:35:22] It is what it is.

[01:35:24] Oh my god.

[01:35:26] Oh, that one! Bro, I can't reach that one.

[01:35:29] Wait, I thought I closed that one.

[01:35:32] Oh, no, they're setting me up.

[01:35:34] Bro, they are setting me up. I don't even have my maze either, dude.

[01:35:39] Oh, hell no.

[01:35:42] I know for a fact that I closed that.

[01:35:46] Dude, they're setting me up. Bro's gonna be around the corner.

[01:35:48] Bro's gonna be around the corner.

[01:35:51] AHHHHH!

[01:35:52] Oh

[01:35:54] We go to bed

[01:35:57] We're gonna bed, bro

[01:35:59] It is what it is

[01:36:03] God damn

[01:36:06] 2 27 a.m.

[01:36:08] Spooky hours

[01:36:14] Oh

[01:36:22] Hey, what the freak is that?

[01:36:25] Oh, hell no.

[01:36:31] Oh, there he is, bro.

[01:36:36] Hey, what the f-

[01:36:40] Hey!

[01:36:43] Oh, I saw you, dude.

[01:36:48] Oh, now I'm gonna kill you.

[01:36:51] now I might not have my mace I didn't think they could kill you in the game

[01:37:14] What? I didn't think they would kill you in the game, bro.

[01:37:25] Oh my. Okay.

[01:37:32] That was an experience.

[01:37:35] Bro, that was an experience. Oh my God.

[01:37:38] I didn't think they'd kill you.

[01:37:40] I know I hurt the guy, but what was I supposed to do?

[01:37:42] And I left my freaking mace down on the other shack.

[01:37:46] What am I supposed to do, man?

[01:37:49] Oh, is there a way to play it through...

[01:37:52] Something strange.

[01:37:53] Okay, good. Good, good, good.

[01:37:54] We can carry on from here.

[01:37:55] Oh my...here.

[01:37:57] Jesus.

[01:37:59] That's crazy.

[01:38:00] Alright, good.

[01:38:01] I was really worried I was gonna have to play that all again.

[01:38:05] Damn.

[01:38:06] Damn.

[01:38:07] Okay, now that I know I can actually die in the game.

[01:38:09] Alright.

[01:38:10] Let's go.

[01:38:11] Let's go so we got a place to teach it right. I was awoken by some feeling that caused my eyes to drift open. Yeah

[01:38:18] It's probably that whistling

[01:38:20] We got some murder out here, bro. We got some freaking murder out here. Look at this guy

[01:38:28] We got to keep low bro hide

[01:38:32] Hey, we're hiding

[01:38:38] No

[01:38:41] That's not me, right?

[01:38:51] That's not my microphone or anything.

[01:38:55] Is he trying to open the door right now?

[01:39:01] Did we just wait it out?

[01:39:05] What do we do?

[01:39:10] You can move it out, right?

[01:39:18] Oh, I hear breathing.

[01:39:22] My first chamba

[01:39:25] I remember the day I fell in love with the chamba

[01:39:29] My old friend told me that I was a champ

[01:39:32] Oh, shit.

[01:39:38] Something very strange the other night.

[01:39:40] Now we hide.

[01:39:42] Now we hide, bro.

[01:39:46] I don't know what's triggering the mic.

[01:41:02] I think we're good. I think we're good.

[01:41:07] We're almost on downstairs. Should I go aside?

[01:41:13] Hell no, right?

[01:41:15] Hey, I'm radioing. Bro, I got a radio for help. Bro!

[01:41:21] What do you mean static?

[01:41:24] Oh, hey.

[01:41:26] My God, what did I move my pace?

[01:41:31] Okay, I don't think he's around can I go back to bed I feel as if I was being watched

[01:41:48] Yeah, I know

[01:41:53] We got open the door

[01:41:59] God

[01:42:01] Is that bro? I didn't know what to make of the moment dude

[01:42:08] I mean watch the thing I can think of is that was the contact hunter. Yeah, that's what I was trying to do right now

[01:42:12] Wake up you talk to your surgeon

[01:42:22] Oh, I don't care, bro. There is something outside of my door

[01:42:30] Wait until morning

[01:42:41] Hey, you don't know what I went through dude, I literally have to die I

[01:42:45] Literally have to die to figure out that you can die in the game

[01:42:49] So no, but it's not a prank. Oh

[01:42:52] Man, what if it's not a prank, huh?

[01:42:57] Really

[01:43:00] This feels like some some real ritual. It's serious. You don't understand. Do you?

[01:43:11] Exactly exactly that's when it's the perfect opportunity bro

[01:43:25] Tomorrow

[01:43:27] Just lock your door, take a deep breath.

[01:43:30] Oh, I could do that?

[01:43:31] Oh, shoot.

[01:43:32] It'll be morning before you know it.

[01:43:35] I'm not saying goodnight.

[01:43:41] And I'm not saying over and out.

[01:43:42] Connor didn't make any sense, yeah.

[01:43:44] Bro's probably in it, but there's not much else I could do.

[01:43:47] Not much else I could have done in the dark.

[01:43:50] Yeah, I agree.

[01:43:51] And I'm turning the lights on.

[01:43:52] Oh, maybe not.

[01:43:53] Oh, maybe that was bad.

[01:43:54] Now, bro knows I'm here.

[01:43:56] Oh, hey, I'm going to sleep. All I can do go to sleep. Oh

[01:44:02] My god

[01:44:05] Night number three next day I woke up not being so sure if last night was real or just dream

[01:44:12] You want to play around with that Connor tried to reason as a harmless prank by some kids

[01:44:19] But there's there's something about that night that just felt darker

[01:44:22] There's something strange happening in those woods. Yeah, between the whistling, the machete that we found, and then that dude, hell no, 834 p.m.

[01:44:32] We gotta make our reports too.

[01:44:39] They're binoculars.

[01:44:44] I find most of my days either with a simple maintenance in and around the tower.

[01:44:49] Okay, or by scanning the densities of the trees all around me, okay.

[01:44:58] My paranoia for these woods only grew after last night, which led me to the extra that

[01:45:03] you'll need to move forward, okay.

[01:45:06] Okay.

[01:45:07] I mean, yeah, same.

[01:45:09] Same, bro.

[01:45:10] Scroll to zoom in.

[01:45:11] I don't think I need to zoom in right now, dude.

[01:45:15] I don't really see it.

[01:45:17] These binoculars are dirty.

[01:45:21] What am I supposed to see anything with these things?

[01:45:22] They're fricking dirty, bro.

[01:45:26] Am I supposed to see something because I can't move?

[01:45:30] Just zoom in all the way in, I guess?

[01:45:32] Oh, I can't.

[01:45:37] What's that?

[01:45:39] It's a tree.

[01:45:40] Can I clean these things first, at least?

[01:45:43] Can't even wipe them.

[01:45:44] I can't clean them how do I clean them all right wipe them hold up bro I got a

[01:46:08] read huh? Well, you gotta read it.

[01:46:17] Yeah, I think you see some goddamn things up here.

[01:46:24] Ooh, spooky.

[01:46:28] Hold on. Got a little smudge right there.

[01:46:31] Okay, I think we're good.

[01:46:38] I don't see anything I don't see anything, bro

[01:46:51] That is loud my guy hold on hold the phone chief that is loud Jesus how did it get that loud?

[01:46:58] I need help!

[01:47:05] That's like mad loud bro.

[01:47:07] Let's go like I don't know, 63?

[01:47:10] Please, someone answer it.

[01:47:14] How's it still loud dude?

[01:47:16] What the...

[01:47:17] Bro half the volume really?

[01:47:19] I think 30 is good.

[01:47:22] And it'll be fine with 50.

[01:47:54] I think, I think I'm lost.

[01:47:57] Oh, shoot, we gotta help a pedestrian out here.

[01:48:00] Can you describe your clothing?

[01:48:02] What is your current location?

[01:48:04] What equipments do you have with you?

[01:48:08] I wanna know about the clothing, bro.

[01:48:10] Well, he's probably not gonna know where he is.

[01:48:14] What equipments do we, do you have when you, let's describe the clothing.

[01:48:18] I'm wearing a red jacket, camo pants, and a green backpack.

[01:48:23] Jacket camel pants and green back hair. Okay, this should be easy to identify right

[01:48:27] What equipments do you have with you?

[01:48:38] He was one of the fliers okay good to know

[01:48:42] Good

[01:48:44] I'm making every pill a little scarier. I just want to find a way out of here.

[01:48:49] Uh, do you remember any landmarks?

[01:48:52] I remember passing a small stream earlier.

[01:48:55] Small stream? Oh shoot, is that going to be by that one lake?

[01:48:59] I'm walking towards west right now.

[01:49:00] Right, Lucy or whatever it's called?

[01:49:02] I remember walking towards west right now because I remember walking east when I came here.

[01:49:09] Remember walking east so you're east I'm walking towards west right now, so he's

[01:49:17] So we got to go east

[01:49:20] Get him halfway

[01:49:22] See what?

[01:49:31] God let me scan the map and get back to you. Yeah

[01:49:34] Yeah, let me do that. Let me scan the map.

[01:49:37] Hey, why is there this freaky music playing?

[01:49:41] Why is there freaky music playing, bro?

[01:49:46] Are we looking at the map again?

[01:49:50] Hey, that music is unsettling. What the heck is going on?

[01:49:54] Yeah, hello?

[01:49:56] I'm trying, but, bro, we got some unsettling music we got to do right now.

[01:50:00] I'm back!

[01:50:02] Oh, are you still there?

[01:50:04] Old-footed Australia seems pretty...

[01:50:06] I'm just so anxious about making a mistake

[01:50:08] and going further away from the road.

[01:50:10] Bro, give me like two seconds!

[01:50:12] Two seconds! Where the heck is my map?

[01:50:14] How do I look at the... God...

[01:50:16] What was it?

[01:50:23] Oh, I don't remember at all, bro.

[01:50:25] I thought it was a scape!

[01:50:27] God, that's so annoying.

[01:50:29] And it's not Tab either.

[01:50:32] Wait, was there even a map?

[01:50:34] You gotta be kidding me, bro.

[01:50:37] My airpods are about to die.

[01:50:38] Kidding me.

[01:50:40] Hold on.

[01:50:45] Like, literally they were full charge just an hour ago.

[01:50:49] Okay.

[01:50:50] Luckily, I think one of them is working, so I'm still here.

[01:50:57] God damn it.

[01:50:59] I ain't...

[01:51:00] Oh, wait!

[01:51:01] Is this the map?

[01:51:03] Bro, this is the map.

[01:51:05] Hold.

[01:51:08] Well, we don't need this anymore, right?

[01:51:12] We can't look at the map.

[01:51:17] Oh, for fudge's sake.

[01:51:19] Bro, for fudge's sake.

[01:51:21] What the?

[01:51:21] I'm going to start clicking random keys.

[01:51:23] See what happens.

[01:51:28] Dude, what?

[01:51:29] What?

[01:51:31] Take the left, bro, can I look at the map like this?

[01:51:34] OK.

[01:51:50] He was headed west.

[01:51:55] So it's got to be this way.

[01:51:57] Give me those back.

[01:52:00] So bro's headed west, trailhead, there's a crossing, left or right.

[01:52:07] I think he has to go right.

[01:52:12] If he was going west, well that wouldn't be right, that would just continue on the

[01:52:18] pathway now.

[01:52:19] There wouldn't necessarily be a fork.

[01:52:22] Where the heck is a fork around here?

[01:52:28] I mean, either way, I think all roads lead to like,

[01:52:31] if he goes to the right of any side,

[01:52:33] because he's not gonna be coming down from there,

[01:52:35] Airbark State Park.

[01:52:36] Yeah, we'll say right.

[01:52:39] I don't care if I'm wrong.

[01:52:41] Let's just say right.

[01:52:54] God damn.

[01:52:58] Yeah, we had to figure out where this dude was located.

[01:53:01] Okie dokie, my friend, take the right trail. Let me scan the map in the back.

[01:53:09] Let me google this real quick.

[01:53:17] Got it.

[01:53:28] It's super strange because nothing I click like I can't even exit out of the game.

[01:53:45] Let me put it that way.

[01:53:48] It won't even it won't even let me exit out of the game.

[01:53:52] Whatever I click.

[01:53:53] Let me scan the map.

[01:53:54] Yeah, let me do that one more time.

[01:53:56] Oh, maybe on the computer, bro.

[01:53:57] Oh my god, I'm a frickin...

[01:53:59] I'm a frickin...

[01:54:00] Bruh, I'm a frickin genius!

[01:54:01] Okay, this is where I saw the map last time.

[01:54:03] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:54:06] Enhance.

[01:54:07] Enhance the image.

[01:54:10] Oh, you know Luna can't be here in the frickin...

[01:54:12] Scary, twnky stuff.

[01:54:21] Get the out of my swab.

[01:54:23] I'm still here. Don't worry, buddy. Jesus. I'm just trying to

[01:54:29] Because the Luna here is me scream. She's just gonna lose her bunions over it. You know what I mean?

[01:54:37] Okay, the only fork in the road that I see

[01:54:45] If he was coming left oh

[01:54:48] He said a he said a

[01:54:50] Bro was talking about a lake though, right?

[01:54:54] I think he would still have to go right.

[01:54:59] I think he would still have to go right.

[01:55:01] That's what's so funny about this.

[01:55:02] No matter what, all roads lead to right.

[01:55:04] Unless bro is like right here in this little pin point, then I'm sorry, I'm sending a

[01:55:10] man to his death.

[01:55:15] Because he would like loop back around.

[01:55:17] But I don't think that's gonna be the case.

[01:55:22] I say he's gotta go right.

[01:55:23] I mean, if he headed west, where else could he be?

[01:55:26] Oh, wait, he's over here, right?

[01:55:30] I think.

[01:55:32] Oh man.

[01:55:34] Hold up.

[01:55:36] We cannot make mistakes.

[01:55:37] Oh, bro, might be over here actually.

[01:55:40] Oh, shoot.

[01:55:44] Oh my God.

[01:55:46] or he might be over here

[01:55:48] i think he still wants to go right

[01:55:51] sounds

[01:55:52] i don't know what i don't care if you guys

[01:55:54] it is what it is

[01:55:57] i'm going to be honest i have my special

[01:55:59] trail but if you say so right

[01:56:01] kidding me

[01:56:02] i said brodo's death

[01:56:04] of god

[01:56:06] of god

[01:56:07] i can't trust myself with this decision

[01:56:11] hey welcome

[01:56:13] make decisions in the dark of the challenging uh... hope you reach back to the

[01:56:16] The trail head's safely...

[01:56:18] Oh no.

[01:56:20] Oh no.

[01:56:24] I'm right here.

[01:56:26] What the heck?

[01:56:30] I hear your whistles.

[01:56:32] I hear your whistles.

[01:56:34] That's not me bro!

[01:56:36] Not the whistler!

[01:56:38] That's not me!

[01:56:40] I see you behind the trees to my right.

[01:56:42] Oh no!

[01:56:44] bro to his dad that's not me bro oh he dead oh yeah he's dead hold on let me see

[01:56:55] if I can go see him I guess what are you doing standing there bro what is he

[01:57:05] doing holy cow what are you bringing a box of Jesus Christ

[01:57:25] well why was he just standing there too you can't knock I've been knocking for

[01:57:32] I asked to check on you. What were you up to pal? Oh hell no, then I guess I'm losing it

[01:57:37] I was assisting a lost hiker just finishing up on a report

[01:57:46] You know, it's funny it's even scarier without my AirPods now because now I have no idea what to expect

[01:57:53] I was assisting a lost hiker just finishing up on a report. Well, why would we lie? Let's be honest at this hour

[01:57:59] and lower bmw

[01:58:08] just the usual essentials

[01:58:13] take the supplies

[01:58:14] man, I was about to go check on this freaking hiker dude

[01:58:19] well now we're just gonna stand here looking at each other

[01:58:29] Hey, why are you so curious about that? Hmm? Why are you so curious about that?

[01:58:42] Literally. Oh, I know. Not the bobcats and the bears.

[01:58:59] I've got enough here to keep me at bay Man, why are you so nosy?

[01:59:16] Mention the skull Yeah, let's talk about it, maybe he could

[01:59:20] help me Yo, why are we- why are we standing here

[01:59:23] and looking at each other in silence, hmm?

[01:59:25] That's the last thing I need to hear from this guy.

[01:59:33] Oh lord have mercy.

[01:59:35] Bro.

[01:59:36] You take a photo of it before cleaning it up.

[01:59:40] Man.

[01:59:41] Oh that would have been good.

[01:59:42] Damn.

[01:59:43] I should have done that.

[01:59:44] I didn't think about that.

[01:59:45] Unless you don't dwell on these things.

[01:59:50] Especially without the evidence.

[01:59:52] Bro.

[01:59:53] You working for the enemy over there. I see you

[01:59:56] It was getting a bit of a good

[01:59:58] Well, thanks for the supplies, buddy

[02:00:02] Jesus close goddamn door

[02:00:06] Okay, then

[02:00:11] What do we

[02:00:14] Are we just put it down here

[02:00:20] That's good pretty good though

[02:00:23] Okay, well, I guess the hiker

[02:00:27] Hopefully survived

[02:00:30] Can't be too bad, right?

[02:00:33] Now I'm not as scared to look out here because I know um mr. Sheriff boy over there is close by

[02:00:40] Hey, maybe we could see him walking away

[02:00:53] Y'all see anything?

[02:00:59] I see nothing but trees moving in the wind.

[02:01:03] Hey, what was that?

[02:01:09] I thought I saw a little something right there.

[02:01:14] What was that?

[02:01:16] A little flash.

[02:01:18] No?

[02:01:20] I don't know if the stuff is useless, but...

[02:01:45] more branches, and we can zoom in real good on the tower.

[02:01:54] Oh shoot.

[02:01:55] Okay, well I don't really see anything.

[02:02:02] So I guess we go to bed.

[02:02:04] Oh, but if I'm going to do that I've got to close all this right.

[02:02:07] Let me close my door.

[02:02:12] That's why I know if somebody's in there, they'll have to open.

[02:02:16] You know what I mean?

[02:02:19] Is that it?

[02:02:24] Can't close that one.

[02:02:25] I'm gonna do these two.

[02:02:27] These three?

[02:02:28] Damn, that's a lot.

[02:02:30] I missed one.

[02:02:33] Don't worry, I'm keeping my eyes peeled.

[02:02:34] I still don't see anything, though.

[02:02:39] I think.

[02:02:42] Yeah, no, I don't say anything

[02:02:52] I was too hungry

[02:02:54] So we got to make some food that's the next part of this mission. Hmm. We got to make some food

[02:03:01] What we making also damn my text messages to Kayla aren't working, huh?

[02:03:08] Not delivered

[02:03:10] Hello?

[02:03:11] Bro, can you send the message?

[02:03:16] God damn.

[02:03:19] Send?

[02:03:20] Send!

[02:03:21] Bruh.

[02:03:22] Why doesn't it work?

[02:03:27] Hmm.

[02:03:28] Okay.

[02:03:29] What do we got in the fridge?

[02:03:35] Well, put it in the fridge, maybe?

[02:03:42] How do we open the box?

[02:03:50] Oh, and I also have to write a report, too.

[02:03:53] Forgot about that.

[02:03:53] I was too hungry to go to bed without any food are you not gonna tell me what to eat

[02:04:11] We're microwaving some beans do it start 420 start start start start start

[02:04:28] How do we how do we open this box, bro?

[02:04:34] God damn I love how we get this box and it's like there's no instructions. What do we do with this thing?

[02:04:41] I was too hungry okay well god damn freaking I can't even cook my beans in this microwave

[02:04:53] dude.

[02:04:54] Maybe there's something else.

[02:05:02] It's microwave the milk.

[02:05:05] Just throw everything in there.

[02:05:08] Microwave it all, put some peas.

[02:05:12] Hey, what the?

[02:05:13] Get in there!

[02:05:18] This is not up for discussion.

[02:05:19] You're getting in there.

[02:05:21] Close the goddamn thing.

[02:05:23] Start it!

[02:05:27] It's not started.

[02:05:29] What are we gonna eat?

[02:05:32] God damn, are we gonna make the same food?

[02:05:38] Approach, tell me what you want to eat.

[02:05:41] Why is this getting so, like, unnecessarily complicated?

[02:05:47] I do have to finish my report, too, god damn it, right?

[02:05:51] For today?

[02:05:52] I don't think I did it for today.

[02:05:56] Say cloud, we'll say, so we've got to measure the, this is something we've got to do anyway.

[02:06:04] 57.3

[02:06:08] 57.3 and 24

[02:06:24] Temperature 57.3 we got 24 knots

[02:06:29] Hikers assisted we assisted one ported by God was his dude's name Jake Jake Nelson

[02:06:40] right something like that I'll just try to put the right weather condition oh I

[02:06:45] know man it's windy let's go that's my name right Jake Nelson I hope so

[02:06:59] Okay, okay, report submitted. Let's go. Done for the day. All we got to do now is figure

[02:07:08] out how to eat, and I guess open this box? Like, bro, let's cook the box. Throw it in

[02:07:19] Oh, we're gonna have to get firewood too. I hate that.

[02:07:25] Dude, how...

[02:07:29] God damn.

[02:07:31] What we eat?

[02:07:34] Uh, can't put it in there.

[02:07:37] I guess it would tell me like, what it would want me to do, right?

[02:07:42] Maybe we get a pan? Okay, hold on. I got an idea.

[02:07:47] Can we get a pan or anything like that? No?

[02:07:49] some plates okay this is a

[02:07:55] this is getting sussy what the heck am I supposed to eat we got beans what else oh

[02:08:01] my lasagna oh bro put that in the put it in bro put it in okay what about in the

[02:08:08] microwave hey let's go cook it up yeah we still got the milk in there too damn

[02:08:15] I'm gonna cause an explosion

[02:08:23] Got an overload of I don't know what these are man

[02:08:31] Got the overload of beans a

[02:08:37] Oh, I like eating in bed saying

[02:08:45] Baby im getting delirious from the pasta.

[02:08:58] Maybe its all in my head because of this delicious pasta.

[02:09:04] Are we going to finish it all?

[02:09:07] 1 gulp.

[02:09:09] We did it.

[02:09:10] That's what im talking about.

[02:09:13] Get that pasta lifestyle over here.

[02:09:17] I'M NOT AN OUTSIDE!

[02:09:20] Noice.

[02:09:21] Nah, I think we're good.

[02:09:24] I don't think we ate too much.

[02:09:27] Gonna put this in the sink.

[02:09:31] Clean it up later.

[02:09:32] Close all this.

[02:09:33] God damn, the milk's gonna go bad.

[02:09:36] Let's put the milk back in.

[02:09:39] The fridge.

[02:09:40] The wink.

[02:09:41] Good enough.

[02:09:42] Sleepy time I was getting cold. No, dude. I swear. I hate it when they

[02:09:48] Forced me to go down there to get the frickin firewood the most inconvenient place by the way

[02:09:56] God damn you gotta do it, huh?

[02:10:01] You gotta do it can't avoid it any longer man

[02:10:06] Can't avoid it any longer. We just got to attack it head-on

[02:10:09] Do what needs to be done.

[02:10:12] Oh, let's bring our...

[02:10:17] Okay, we got the mace back in here, but because we can only use one hand, I guess it would

[02:10:23] be just the flashlight.

[02:10:24] Let's use the flashlight.

[02:10:25] Why not?

[02:10:26] Close the door.

[02:10:27] Make sure nobody's in there.

[02:10:28] Later.

[02:10:29] Let me see if my AirPods have sufficiently charged now.

[02:10:39] at least to hold me over for like an hour get through the spooky parts yeah

[02:10:52] okay I have a feeling we're gonna hear the whistler that's why so I just want

[02:10:56] to be ready for that I want to be able to hear that

[02:11:03] listen at the end of the day I guess if this was any other any other job that

[02:11:07] We had to do right can't be scared. We've just got to do what we got to do man pull up your shorts

[02:11:13] generator on

[02:11:16] Better be on

[02:11:18] You think we need a pee I have a feeling we're gonna need a pee anyway, so should I just go pee let's go pee

[02:11:28] Yeah, that's what I thought

[02:11:37] Is it capturing my microphone?

[02:11:42] I don't think so.

[02:11:44] I was done with it.

[02:11:46] Okay.

[02:11:47] I think we got it.

[02:11:50] I think the coast is clear.

[02:11:53] Dude, if I hear the whistler again, I'm gonna be so mad.

[02:12:00] It's so unnerving that whistle.

[02:12:02] I'll grab the wood.

[02:12:09] Oh, I swear to God.

[02:12:15] This goofy looking man running up on me out of nowhere.

[02:12:20] Come on, bro.

[02:12:31] bro holy smokes dude who the heck is this freaking dr. Phil looking man just

[02:12:46] gave me a heart attack bro literally understand loneliness can make the mind

[02:12:51] play tricks on you okay okay okay bro your story what are you doing here I

[02:13:03] need to be alarmed I'm a worker I was just doing some routine maintenance on

[02:13:07] the radio tower over there why you looking at me like that I mean with the

[02:13:12] lazy eyes thought I'd say hi the new guy everyone's been talking about nice

[02:13:17] to meet you do you usually work this late

[02:13:21] And down to the nitty-gritty of things every Sunday just trying to keep the communication lines open, okay?

[02:13:29] Fair enough bro fair enough

[02:13:32] We mustn't share that the right massage reach the right places wouldn't you agree?

[02:13:39] Right we rely information about the fire sightings. I agree fire is so high the season

[02:13:44] Hey, what's with that scary guitar string strumming?

[02:13:51] Absolutely, but some fires are meant to burn and no amount of prevention can stop them.

[02:13:56] Hey, what are you talking about?

[02:13:57] He sure has his own plans.

[02:14:00] Some things can't be controlled, no matter how we try.

[02:14:04] Hey, I'll just try to get my firewood and skedaddle skadoodle.

[02:14:09] Crippin' up on me out of nowhere ain't cool.

[02:14:14] Sometimes disasters are just another form of cleansing away for the land to purify itself.

[02:14:20] Bro, not this guy, man.

[02:14:22] This guy's from like one of those midsummer movies, man.

[02:14:26] Hell no, get out of my way.

[02:14:30] I should head back to the tower now, buddy.

[02:14:33] Have a good night, Jack.

[02:14:34] I hope you sleep well, but remember, how's he know my name?

[02:14:38] Curiosity can lead to places you'd rather not go.

[02:14:43] Hey, this is the guy that's been whistling, guaranteed.

[02:14:45] Guaranteed this is the guy that's been whistling.

[02:14:48] Yeah, get the heck out of here, man, before I report you.

[02:14:54] Bro, definitely the whistler.

[02:14:57] Man, you lucky I couldn't carry my freaking pepper spray.

[02:15:02] Lucky, be blasting that all over your face.

[02:15:08] Jesus the way they the way he just ran up on me dude that's wild

[02:15:21] Oh

[02:15:25] Lee

[02:15:35] Man I gotta is there a way to like

[02:15:38] Well, I'm gonna start grabbing wood and not having to go down there or something

[02:15:44] What the freak? Oh

[02:15:47] There we go. No, we can't do that yet. Hold on

[02:15:49] Don't bet gasoline.

[02:15:59] I am.

[02:16:02] And now we're gonna be co-

[02:16:07] Huh?

[02:16:09] This is the guy you happen about.

[02:16:14] Bro, what do you happen about?

[02:16:16] about whoop swung but right at the silence ah bro doesn't even exist you're

[02:16:38] kidding me dude you're kidding me dude is he really not exist

[02:16:45] helicopter helicopter

[02:16:49] bro

[02:16:54] what do you mean?

[02:16:56] oh dude

[02:17:02] that's a whistler! I frickin told you man

[02:17:06] It was bought down years ago after a lightning strike from Friday's systems.

[02:17:10] It's repair cost was deemed too costly.

[02:17:12] Oh god.

[02:17:15] It's repair date was postponed until the next big funding.

[02:17:19] Because no time was sent according to Mitch.

[02:17:22] And who the frick did I talk to?

[02:17:24] What you're saying is true.

[02:17:25] It could be another one of you.

[02:17:26] Helicopter! Helicopter!

[02:17:31] You hear it, man.

[02:17:33] I

[02:17:44] Imagine bro

[02:17:46] Next time you see him, get his information and take a photo.

[02:17:49] We need to figure this out.

[02:17:52] Hehehehehehehehehehe

[02:17:55] Brother, that's freaking helicopter, helicopter.

[02:18:02] Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[02:18:08] Ah, okay.

[02:18:09] Check.

[02:18:10] I'm seeing that you've already reported to things to the hit the sack now. Okay, man. Good night

[02:18:29] Over now buddy

[02:18:32] Whoo, okay already to my report let's throw away the flashlight

[02:18:36] Bro, this is gonna be a freaky night, I can already tell.

[02:18:40] This is gonna be a freaky night, bro.

[02:18:44] Ugh.

[02:18:47] My own ease was starting to grow with each passing day.

[02:18:51] Bro!

[02:18:53] So when I signed off that night, I told myself that it was just a change of environment that I needed getting used to.

[02:18:59] The strangest, the strangeness I'd seen so far in those woods was not enough to cause an alarm yet.

[02:19:05] however that would soon change two nights later two nights later 9 18 p.m. oh

[02:19:19] wow so we actually didn't have a strange night I'm genuinely shocked

[02:19:29] genuinely

[02:19:35] There you go, about a minute.

[02:19:37] Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

[02:19:39] Um, I'm listening.

[02:19:41] Well, good news.

[02:19:43] In search of the HQ, they say we've got a new system

[02:19:45] update on the snooper.

[02:19:47] Hey, that is good news.

[02:19:49] Which one of you want to let you know?

[02:19:50] They say it's an important security update.

[02:19:53] No more snoopers, I guess.

[02:19:55] Snoopers?

[02:19:57] Hey, bro, why you calling them a snooper?

[02:19:59] Thanks for letting me know.

[02:20:01] How do I update the computer?

[02:20:03] What is it about?

[02:20:10] Well, to be honest with you, all this new technology

[02:20:14] is not really my thing.

[02:20:18] There I say it.

[02:20:19] It's useless, bro.

[02:20:20] It was going to take all our fuel off.

[02:20:21] It's useless.

[02:20:23] Anyway, for now, use the console to run the new system update.

[02:20:28] I'm sure a young man like you can figure it out.

[02:20:33] I'm on it, buddy.

[02:20:36] I'm on it.

[02:20:43] Oh, God.

[02:20:46] Um, let's see.

[02:20:49] Welcome to the State of the Arts Service.

[02:20:51] Hey, can you help me actually?

[02:20:53] Clickety-click, here's a random fact for you.

[02:20:56] Mount Everest, the world's tallest mountain, continues to grow

[02:21:00] about a quarter of an inch taller each year due to

[02:21:04] tectonic plate movements.

[02:21:06] A, that's actually crazy.

[02:21:09] That's actually crazy.

[02:21:10] I didn't know that.

[02:21:12] Wear redeems for the Luna.

[02:21:15] They're over there.

[02:21:16] There's a Boop Redeem.

[02:21:19] There's a Pat Luna Redeem.

[02:21:21] There's a lot of redeems, bro.

[02:21:26] A lot of redeems.

[02:21:28] So, how do we disk?

[02:21:35] Flash drive media?

[02:21:36] Oh, that's how we get rid of this dude?

[02:21:39] Thank God, man.

[02:21:40] Bruh!

[02:21:41] My OCD was like flaring up with that dude in the corner.

[02:21:46] Um, help?

[02:21:50] Check for...

[02:21:51] Hey, there we go.

[02:21:53] What does that say?

[02:21:55] CHKUPD?

[02:21:56] C-H-K-U-P-D. Update balance total. Let's do it. Value true. Okay. Update them. Update

[02:22:09] them, bro. Close the console. Check for current version. Install system updates with package

[02:22:17] code. Oh, so should I just click update? Security patch version. Do I need to see the

[02:22:25] code? Oh, there it is. Well, let me click update. Please enter the, okay, perfect. Is that

[02:22:35] a four? Is that a nine? What do you guys think? Is that a four? Is that a nine? It's

[02:22:41] hard to tell. Is there another thing that has like a four in it so I can decide for

[02:22:45] the difference or a nine four and a nine together so I could tell the difference

[02:22:49] I want to say brah freaking I'm seeing 50 50 over here four nine four nine four

[02:22:55] nine if I do use my intuition I would say that's a four I can't even see what

[02:23:02] that other letter is four three four six zero six four

[02:23:13] Hey, that don't look right, but oh

[02:23:16] Wait, it's gonna match it anyways right there you go. Yeah, okay. That looks right. That looks good. Oh wait. No, no, no

[02:23:21] That's an eight

[02:23:25] That's an eight okay, hold on eight four

[02:23:30] Right that put three whoops four okay

[02:23:35] We good

[02:23:36] package found let's go

[02:23:39] Please enter an active line

[02:23:41] service serviceable lines busy lines okay damn does that have to be my line oh

[02:23:50] bro okay hold on hold on hold on hold on buddy check for a current version

[02:24:02] security patch version 5 1603 5466

[02:24:11] I don't think that means anything, right?

[02:24:16] Damn, let's just do one, I guess.

[02:24:18] 5-4-1-6, it is.

[02:24:20] Bruh!

[02:24:21] Bruh!

[02:24:22] What the freak?

[02:24:23] 5-9-8-7?

[02:24:24] Bruh!

[02:24:25] Yo, what?

[02:24:26] 5-4-8-7?

[02:24:27] I mean, that's the last one I could do.

[02:24:39] It's always the last one.

[02:24:46] Computer is up to date.

[02:24:51] Oh you got to be kidding me.

[02:24:54] Oh hell no, I already know what the game wants me to do bro.

[02:24:58] The game wants me to go down there, power up the generator.

[02:25:08] hell no bro

[02:25:13] all god

[02:25:16] what

[02:25:22] god

[02:25:28] you see i can find my flashlight where i leave it

[02:25:37] No

[02:25:41] Where did I leave my flashlight?

[02:25:45] So don't we hear bro, I can't see it. Oh, no, that's this compass

[02:25:57] I don't know why I'm squinting as if it's gonna make any difference

[02:26:01] It's not like

[02:26:03] It's not like it's

[02:26:05] Further away

[02:26:08] But it does make you feel better is that a flashlight I can't oh that's my mace a I'll bring my mace

[02:26:16] But if I could find my flashlight that'd be nice

[02:26:23] Maybe with the door open I could see better

[02:26:29] Yeah, what's that noise

[02:26:35] Wait, does it actually- is there like an easter egg if I mace one of the frickin' monsters?

[02:26:44] My hands are full.

[02:26:49] Oooooooh.

[02:26:51] Oooooooh.

[02:26:54] Damn, is it really not gonna give me my flashlight?

[02:26:59] Dude, that's wild.

[02:27:00] That's- it's just right down below anyways. Let's just go do it.

[02:27:03] Let's go sprint there.

[02:27:07] Oh my god, yeah. Let's just go running.

[02:27:10] I'm dancing in the rain.

[02:27:14] Generally, I ran out of gas.

[02:27:18] Let's go get gas.

[02:27:24] I'm not going in the woodshed. I don't care.

[02:27:27] Yeah, it's a full moon.

[02:27:32] Roar!

[02:27:38] What is the point of the mace if I can't even use it, dude?

[02:27:45] What the heck is the point of the mace if I can't even use it?

[02:27:50] Oh, hey, oh no.

[02:27:55] Someone's gonna like creep up right behind me, I swear.

[02:28:01] Is that what I'm supposed to do?

[02:28:04] Someone's gonna be right behind me.

[02:28:07] I really had to pee before going back up.

[02:28:11] Nah, okay, someone's definitely gonna be there, man.

[02:28:15] Oh, hell no.

[02:28:20] Oh, hell no.

[02:28:27] Oh, hell no.

[02:28:34] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:28:42] Is that it?

[02:28:44] We're good.

[02:28:47] I'm glad that they make you like you're able to see out there, dude, but why would they

[02:28:51] put me in here?

[02:28:52] I already know something's gonna be out there, bro, I can't deal with this anxiety, okay.

[02:29:00] Oh, thank god, one week later, damn, okay.

[02:29:20] Time was flying by.

[02:29:21] Connor's generator was under maintenance, which meant I had to cover his area for the

[02:29:24] past two days, okay, where there were no fires going, the only thing I'd do is check

[02:29:29] on Connor twice a day that might have been the only time I ever talked unless I

[02:29:33] was talking to myself okay okay a we get into them spooky hours 234 a.m.

[02:29:40] another one hey why does it look like I'm in like a fever dream

[02:29:44] Oh no you're kidding me do I gotta go check out a

[02:29:58] a fire at 2 a.m.? Don't do this to me please. Don't do this to me please.

[02:30:14] Bro, what happened? Okay. Seeing what? Oh hell no! I didn't sign up for this man.

[02:30:28] i know i'm like a power watch and everything but inside of this

[02:30:36] kawaii should have just pretend i was asleep

[02:30:39] let me go take a look

[02:30:41] we're bro say west side

[02:30:46] i swear man if there's somebody right outside my door i'm gonna be so mad

[02:30:53] man what's going on

[02:30:58] over the way this time, take your photos and IDs.

[02:31:01] Things get worse, don't hesitate to call HQ for help.

[02:31:06] Why don't I just call HQ right now?

[02:31:08] Update me tomorrow morning.

[02:31:09] I'm going to get some rest.

[02:31:11] Like right now, dude.

[02:31:15] God damn.

[02:31:21] I am surprised the Discord, Discord

[02:31:27] command didn't work for you. That's weird. Okay let's see um...

[02:31:46] Can I bring my mace?

[02:31:52] Okay what did he say? Oh so it's over there.

[02:31:56] Damn, hold on, let me get my binoculars.

[02:31:59] Let's get my binoculars out.

[02:32:03] The wink.

[02:32:05] I don't like that music.

[02:32:07] If they don't run away, get their photos and IDs.

[02:32:10] Is that what he said?

[02:32:11] That would bruise it.

[02:32:13] Oh.

[02:32:16] Ayo, what the?

[02:32:19] What the heck is going on over here, bro?

[02:32:21] Only thing that made sense at the time

[02:32:22] was to take evidence of it.

[02:32:26] Hey, uh, what the f- what in the cult is going on here?

[02:32:37] Just capture that evidence, bro!

[02:32:44] I love how Connor's like, I don't have time to deal with this.

[02:32:51] Is there a way to like make any adjustments to this camera?

[02:33:04] Oh hell no.

[02:33:05] Oh hell no.

[02:33:10] Oh hell no bro, they saw the flash.

[02:33:13] Oh, mama.

[02:33:23] Can I lock the door?

[02:33:24] Oh, my God.

[02:33:27] Oh, they're going to lock the door, bro.

[02:33:29] Oh, they're coming for me.

[02:33:31] They're coming for me.

[02:33:36] Oh, dude, I'm sorry.

[02:33:39] How do they not check under the bed, bro?

[02:33:41] How do they not check under the bed?

[02:33:43] Everybody checks under the bed.

[02:33:51] Everybody checks under the bed, bro.

[02:33:54] Everybody.

[02:33:57] I don't wanna move. I don't wanna make any noise.

[02:34:04] Oh, he's totally gonna check under the bed, bro.

[02:34:06] How do you not check under the bed? That's not the most obvious spot.

[02:34:09] Is he really leaving?

[02:34:13] Wait, I think Bro actually left.

[02:34:26] He's walking around right now, so.

[02:34:35] Dude, this is why you don't work at the watchtowers.

[02:34:43] This is why you don't work at the watchtowers, man.

[02:34:45] I think we're safe, right?

[02:34:47] Woo!

[02:34:48] I had to make a run.

[02:34:51] Oh, god.

[02:34:52] Yeah, you're bringing the mace, then.

[02:34:53] Ayo, let's bring the mace.

[02:34:55] I ain't going out there like this.

[02:34:58] My hands are full.

[02:35:00] I just see somebody we got he's mace right

[02:35:10] oh hey bro I was the mace is useless the mace does absolutely nothing

[02:35:29] So annoying. Why do they put the mace in the game? Why do they put the mace in the game, bro?

[02:35:37] If it doesn't do anything! God damn. God damn. What was I supposed to do? Just run? Was I really

[02:35:51] just supposed to run for it? Oh, that's so annoying. Okay, so where do we run to? I guess,

[02:35:56] some I guess HQ God damn all right let's go let's go let's go I know what I need

[02:36:05] to do come on I'm fully aware of the situation buddy

[02:36:13] let's go let's go let's go let me have a look we're gonna take a photo

[02:36:23] Where's my Oculus at?

[02:36:27] Update me tomorrow.

[02:36:30] Update you tomorrow.

[02:36:32] It is totally that maintenance guy by the way.

[02:36:39] Don't you?

[02:36:44] Was I doing too fast?

[02:36:47] Yeah, that's crazy man.

[02:36:55] Photo time!

[02:37:02] There's no way to turn off the flash.

[02:37:04] It is what it is.

[02:37:07] Oh, shoot.

[02:37:08] We gotta go, bro!

[02:37:09] We gotta go!

[02:37:10] Oh, they're coming!

[02:37:11] I got a goblin-

[02:37:12] Oh, they're goblin!

[02:37:17] Bro's goblin!

[02:37:19] Buzz a goddamn dough.

[02:37:21] Buzz a goddamn dough.

[02:37:28] Hey, where's my mic's fry now?

[02:37:30] I don't need anything!

[02:37:41] I'm totally gonna die the microphone is reaching like stupid levels over

[02:38:41] We gotta be quiet, Chad.

[02:38:48] We gotta be quiet.

[02:38:53] I'm shocked, Broden.

[02:38:59] Say anything.

[02:39:00] Okay, so the mace does nothing.

[02:39:04] I guess we can just keep the binoculars on us.

[02:39:07] Maybe a flashlight?

[02:39:08] Hey, there's the flashlight, god damn.

[02:39:11] I want the binoculars, though.

[02:39:16] Oh, that's Crouch.

[02:39:21] Wait, bro's on the other side, I remember.

[02:39:24] Right?

[02:39:25] What?

[02:39:27] Shift to sprint.

[02:39:28] Go, go, go, go, go!

[02:39:30] Bro's right behind us.

[02:39:33] Oh, damn, bro is right behind us.

[02:39:35] We gotta go.

[02:39:38] What?

[02:39:39] Oh my god!

[02:39:44] Wait, how did he reach me?

[02:39:46] Bro, I'm sprinting!

[02:39:48] I'm sprinting, bro!

[02:39:51] Come on!

[02:39:57] Yeah, frickin' holy moly.

[02:40:02] Wait, what was I supposed to do?

[02:40:04] I sprinted.

[02:40:09] Let's try again. Let's try my crab walk my crab walk sprint this time. I

[02:40:15] Feel like I run faster when I do that or I was supposed to go in another direction. Maybe oh

[02:40:21] In the bathroom. Oh my god. Okay. No, no, no, no, it's not about it's the bathroom. We had to take

[02:40:29] Frickin

[02:40:30] Take cover in the bathroom. Okay

[02:40:33] We got this let's go

[02:40:35] Sit in the goddamn chair. I'm right here Connor

[02:40:41] Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me. I got this. I got this. Yeah, I know I know I know

[02:40:48] I know

[02:40:50] I'm gonna go look

[02:40:53] And I'm gonna find out what happened

[02:40:57] Mm-hmm, and she crazy she crazy

[02:41:01] They're doing that freaky stuff out there kind of stuff you only see in Midsomer

[02:41:18] Let's take that photo say cheese people say cheese

[02:41:25] Damn

[02:41:27] That's what I had to just do.

[02:41:31] I love how they only sent like one henchman over here.

[02:41:34] I was expecting the whole squad to be here dude.

[02:41:37] The whole squad.

[02:41:40] They're coming.

[02:41:47] They're not making any sound.

[02:41:50] Nothing, right?

[02:41:52] This guy walks into the store.

[02:41:55] Gonna zip it!

[02:41:57] Helicopter! Helicopter!

[02:42:57] I think we're good.

[02:43:03] Holy smokes.

[02:43:07] Okay.

[02:43:09] So we're gonna run.

[02:43:14] And then we're gonna go to the bathroom.

[02:43:17] Got it.

[02:43:18] Should we take the maze with us?

[02:43:19] It doesn't even matter, right?

[02:43:21] Let's just go.

[02:43:22] Let's just go.

[02:43:23] I know you see me.

[02:43:24] I know, I know, I know.

[02:43:25] We outta here.

[02:43:26] out of here bro go fast I go when I

[02:43:31] crab walk it's crazy I can't get in the

[02:43:33] bathroom hey that's not right that's not

[02:43:37] right bro I couldn't get it now this is

[02:43:41] getting tedious I couldn't open the door

[02:43:44] Oh my frickin Lantus I couldn't open the goddamn door

[02:44:01] So tedious man again

[02:44:06] One week later

[02:44:14] I know, there's gonna be smoke.

[02:44:20] Fine, now there's some freakiness going on in the woods.

[02:44:24] We're gonna take care of it.

[02:44:26] Oh yeah, we're at the press space bar.

[02:44:34] Okay

[02:44:44] Okay

[02:45:04] I got you on camera

[02:45:09] How we fun?

[02:45:12] They always get that stupid doodle

[02:45:22] This part takes a little long as we wait

[02:45:24] Oh, God.

[02:45:29] Oh, that boy.

[02:45:34] Knock down that door.

[02:45:38] Why is children back from going up?

[02:45:43] I'll save you later.

[02:45:54] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:46:04] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:46:14] It's time.

[02:46:21] Okay, we know, bro, it's like right now, we're going to go back to the room.

[02:46:32] is time okay we know bro is like right there so what do we do about that I think I'm supposed

[02:46:52] to go to the bathroom toss this let's go let's do it hey we got down the stairs even more

[02:47:01] for now. Let's go.

[02:47:31] What the hell are you doing?

[02:47:33] What the hell are you doing?

[02:47:53] I still hear footsteps.

[02:48:01] Bro, I still hear footsteps. Am I supposed to get out now?

[02:48:08] Okay, now we're good.

[02:48:11] Now we're good, right?

[02:48:14] Jesus. I mean, I don't have the right time to do this.

[02:48:23] I don't like that music, bro

[02:48:33] That's that psycho killer music, bro. Whoo. He made it. Oh shoot keep running

[02:48:40] Hey for all I know the cop is in on it, bro. It was locked. You're kidding me. Oh

[02:48:46] Oh my god, bro, where do I go? I

[02:48:50] Do I just get in the car? Oh, bro, this can't be happening. He's gonna catch me for sure

[02:49:01] What am I supposed to do?

[02:49:07] Man man, you can't do that. Hey, oh you can't do that. You're not some holy spirit

[02:49:14] Bruh, I can't with this dude

[02:49:20] I really have to do that all over again. Where am I supposed to go? I guess right into the van and just start the van up, huh?

[02:49:31] Okay, gotta do this step by step by step

[02:49:34] Step by step by step bro. I

[02:49:38] Don't know why I thought the door was on the other side of the caravan

[02:49:43] God damn. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go

[02:49:50] I got this come on come on

[02:50:08] dude this is a wild scenario though

[02:50:17] I can't imagine being on the tower watch seeing this unfold trying to get out of it.

[02:50:24] That's just crazy dude.

[02:50:27] That's just crazy.

[02:50:29] Also why are they choosing a spot where they know there's gonna be like literally 50 watch

[02:50:33] towers looking for fires?

[02:50:38] That doesn't really make any sense.

[02:50:41] Oh, whoops.

[02:50:43] I got a pee bro.

[02:50:53] While this dude is trying to break into my house, I'm going to go pee, I'll be right

[02:51:27] We got to be quiet, Jack.

[02:51:56] Please, please chat, don't make that sound noise.

[02:52:03] Let's do this.

[02:52:10] Let's go.

[02:52:12] Let's go.

[02:52:14] Hey, I pee fast.

[02:52:16] I pee fast, bro.

[02:52:20] If I don't see him, he doesn't exist.

[02:52:23] If I don't see it, it doesn't exist!

[02:52:28] Damn.

[02:52:30] Woo!

[02:52:31] What you gonna do about it?

[02:52:34] What you gonna do about it?

[02:52:48] Okay, it has to be us driving away.

[02:52:51] It has to be us.

[02:52:52] Why is HQ locked? That's probably the dude right there man. That's probably the freaking sheriff, bro. I swear

[02:53:00] Cuz why would he be locked up for the night?

[02:53:03] That's Mads.

[02:53:07] Mads sussy, bro

[02:53:22] Go.

[02:53:24] It's weird how you can run faster by doing like the crab walk to the side.

[02:53:42] Go, go, go!

[02:53:47] Okay.

[02:53:48] I gotta reach that freaking door, bro.

[02:53:50] Oh my god.

[02:53:52] I don't like that at all.

[02:53:54] Oh my god!

[02:53:55] What am I running towards it?

[02:53:56] Oh, I'm so dead.

[02:53:57] I'm so dead.

[02:53:58] I hear a bro right beside me.

[02:54:03] What?

[02:54:04] Oh, no, bro, why do I need to close the door and drive the freaking car?

[02:54:14] gonna close on its own through the inertia when I start driving. Come on dude. Come on

[02:54:21] dude. Oh my. This can't be happening. Helicopter! Helicopter! Oh my god this is freaking. Helicopter.

[02:54:36] Helicopter

[02:54:49] Goddamn

[02:54:56] Speedrun

[02:54:58] Liz goo. Liz goo. I love how they spawned me and looking at him. I didn't know that was gonna happen

[02:55:06] Hey, I'm showing you what not to do.

[02:55:17] You got to be joking.

[02:55:22] Woo!

[02:55:23] Hey, that's fast.

[02:55:25] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum.

[02:55:38] Oh we're gonna take our evidence alright.

[02:55:45] Let's do it.

[02:55:47] Get that photo.

[02:55:49] Oh yeah.

[02:55:50] Did we run?

[02:55:51] Yeah I still can't believe this is.

[02:55:55] What actually happened to this guy with your proof? I don't know

[02:56:25] I'm gonna charge me here, bud.

[02:56:53] That's quite the description. Clap. I'm hiding because we have a man over here that is ready

[02:57:15] to kill us if we make any noise.

[02:57:22] And now the coast is clear.

[02:57:24] And the second part of this is we run!

[02:57:31] Oh, god damn!

[02:57:35] Oh god, I messed up.

[02:57:37] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

[02:57:40] Open the- open the- oh my god!

[02:57:42] Please, tell me that was enough time.

[02:57:46] Oh my god, please, tell me that was enough time, bro.

[02:58:06] I don't know what it is about that getup that they're wearing.

[02:58:09] Oh my god!

[02:58:13] Good Lord call it ambulance. It's over. It's done. Call the morgue. Come get a coffin ready

[02:58:21] Brand new coffin get ready

[02:58:30] Let me just start running right wait just in case

[02:58:37] We run faster when we crab walk the little hack

[02:58:42] I don't know why the bro runs faster when he does it, dude.

[02:58:52] Let's go!

[02:58:59] The chase is on, brother!

[02:59:01] Let's go.

[02:59:02] Now I know what to do.

[02:59:03] No fail.

[02:59:04] Oh my God!

[02:59:05] Close!

[02:59:06] Start the car!

[02:59:07] Start the car!

[02:59:08] Start the car! Start the car!

[02:59:12] An adrenaline kicked in, I hit the gas and drove to the nearest ranger cabin.

[02:59:15] Out of breath, I radiated in the alert for HQ.

[02:59:18] Look, Jack, we all get a little stir crazy out there, Mitch answered.

[02:59:21] Stir crazy?

[02:59:25] I think it's a little more than stir crazy, bro.

[02:59:28] Next morning, authorities allegedly ran a small investigation in the area,

[02:59:31] but of course they met with no signs of misconduct.

[02:59:34] No one ever believed my story dismissing it as a product of isolation.

[02:59:38] Just stick to looking out for fires.

[02:59:40] However, that was the last time I ever set my foot in those woods.

[02:59:45] Oh, dang, but hey, what bro is actually delusional though, you know what I mean?

[02:59:49] What bro actually needs to be in a hospital.

[02:59:52] The unease still sits heavy in my stomach.

[02:59:55] Even though many years have passed, the experience still feels vivid in my memory.

[02:59:59] My family thought I was making this whole thing up, which is really out of my character,

[03:00:04] but I know what I saw.

[03:00:06] Real or not after dark these woods can become a haven for illegal activities. So if any of you plan on going camping soon

[03:00:14] Please be safe

[03:00:19] God damn

[03:00:24] That was a wild story dude, that was a wild story

[03:00:27] Survivor survived through the fourth episode. Let's go

[03:00:32] We did it that's what I'm talking about. That's a W right there

[03:00:36] Bro, we actually did it!

[03:00:38] Oh my god, man.

[03:00:40] HEMICOTTER HEMICOTTER!

[03:00:46] Yeah, I like this little tune.

[03:00:48] Let's go.

[03:00:52] But yeah, I don't know,

[03:00:54] seeing one of those get-ups, dude.

[03:00:56] Out in the middle of the woods

[03:00:58] and you see people like

[03:01:00] pitchforking some type of body.

[03:01:02] On a fire.

[03:01:06] I told you it was jacksepticeye.

[03:01:13] So this is the real story of somebody apparently.

[03:01:18] Of somebody.

[03:01:20] Apparently.

[03:01:21] That was pretty good.

[03:01:22] Dude that was pretty good.

[03:01:23] What are we going to do now?

[03:01:24] How much time do we got left?

[03:01:25] We got like half an hour.

[03:01:34] I could start the next episode, I guess free one.

[03:01:40] Hey, what the freak?

[03:01:42] What the freak?

[03:01:45] I already have it, bro.

[03:01:45] What do you mean?

[03:01:46] I thought I downloaded it all.

[03:01:48] Let's take a look.

[03:01:51] Yeah.

[03:01:53] Helicopter, helicopter.

[03:01:57] What does that say?

[03:01:59] Okay.

[03:02:01] Does this one need to close?

[03:02:03] What's going on?

[03:02:04] Home Alone

[03:02:08] That's kind of weird

[03:02:12] That's kind of weird bro. Yeah, I love all the graphics quality was like fantastic

[03:02:18] Okay, glad to know my graphics

[03:02:26] All right, Home Alone I don't want to put this up on Reddit just for it to be called a piece of fiction

[03:02:34] This is a true story from the mouth of the person who lived through it

[03:02:43] My god, let's get into it

[03:02:46] Let's get into it. I guess I'll just start let's go give it to me. What happened

[03:02:54] What went down in the household it was the middle of the summer

[03:02:59] You know kind of like speed room

[03:03:01] My parents had left for the weekend due to a work trip, which meant I was already by

[03:03:07] myself for the weekend.

[03:03:08] Also I feel like I do have to mention that my sleep schedule was really messed up around

[03:03:12] this time.

[03:03:13] Like every gamer in the summer I would sleep and get up just about any time of the day,

[03:03:18] literally.

[03:03:19] Though I did plan on fixing that.

[03:03:20] Eh, but you never do.

[03:03:22] You never do.

[03:03:23] Especially when you're drinking Mountain Dew, it's impossible.

[03:03:27] Impossible.

[03:03:28] I woke up at around 8 after a nap that evening?

[03:03:44] God, 8pm.

[03:03:46] Dude I hate that.

[03:03:47] Anybody else hate that when you wake up and it's like dark out?

[03:03:49] You take a nap and it's literally dark out?

[03:03:51] I can't stand that.

[03:03:53] I'd rather just not sleep.

[03:03:55] I used to do that all the time as a kid.

[03:03:58] me so much every time I woke up though. It was so like weird dystopian like...

[03:04:05] Okay, nice little neighborhood we got going on over here we got the sun

[03:04:10] setting at 8 p.m. hold up at 8 p.m. bro what the freak the sun should be like

[03:04:17] way down.

[03:04:20] Oh mom's texting us we got mom texting us what she got what she's saying

[03:04:29] No need to order anything already made you lasagna. Let's go check the fridge

[03:04:36] Hey, what if we order pizza with that lasagna, that's a good combo just saying hey, who's this guy?

[03:04:44] Mason Oliver

[03:04:45] This is my friend. I guess I'm energy then

[03:04:50] Hughes choose a huge choose. Oh, no, I don't know how's chum

[03:04:55] I just had a huge choose

[03:04:57] Okay, call Josh to you. I can't promise you may have plans that man. Ah, damn, bro

[03:05:01] You're really gonna skip a call of duty night

[03:05:05] with Nat

[03:05:06] Don't ask me why but I went straight to my parents room

[03:05:13] Hey, that's what I actually did right

[03:05:45] and then close the goddamn door.

[03:05:56] What's that noise?

[03:05:57] Oh, is this thing?

[03:05:58] Oh, dude, that freaked me out.

[03:06:08] It's kind of convenient, I do say so myself.

[03:06:15] Where did that strange guy go?

[03:06:19] This doesn't matter. What are we popping in the fridge here? What do we got?

[03:06:26] Hey, I'm trying to grab a snack, bro. What is this? Drink? Drink it up!

[03:06:35] Hydration is key to our survival.

[03:06:45] Most we got here a couple of spoons I

[03:06:50] Needed to warm up the food. Where's where's the ones on yet? Is it in the fridge? Oh?

[03:06:56] I see it. Let's go

[03:07:02] And then we wait

[03:07:07] Hey, I'm keep my eyes peeled don't trust anybody in this neighborhood

[03:07:15] Well, Zanya done.

[03:07:23] Hey, we got our lasagna, baby.

[03:07:27] Oh no!

[03:07:28] Food is already warm.

[03:07:29] Noice.

[03:07:30] So what do we do?

[03:07:31] We just eat it on the plate or what?

[03:07:35] I like watching TV while I eat.

[03:07:36] Oh, okay.

[03:07:37] Let's go do that.

[03:07:39] There's a TV room and nobody got to be back there man all the days to just

[03:07:56] Just relax, eat some lasagna.

[03:08:03] Oh, gotta get up now.

[03:08:08] Where's the remote?

[03:08:13] Oh, perfect.

[03:08:20] Perfect.

[03:08:24] Delicious.

[03:08:25] Hey, there's somebody going up the stairs, dude!

[03:08:36] I'm gonna keep eating my pizza, or lasagna, I mean.

[03:08:43] Bro, somebody literally just went up the stairs.

[03:08:47] What are we doing in this situation?

[03:08:53] What do you remember about the goddamn TV?

[03:09:01] Somebody there, bro?

[03:09:03] Damn!

[03:09:04] Oh shoot, Mason's texting us, hold up.

[03:09:07] We're going to have to call it off, man.

[03:09:10] Something just came up, but you got to come to Jessica's tomorrow?

[03:09:13] Okay, cool.

[03:09:15] Sounds good, bro.

[03:09:17] Somebody just went up my stairs, but okay.

[03:09:21] Wait, how did he even get in there?

[03:09:32] How am I supposed to know that he's in here?

[03:09:34] There's no way I just run into him up there, right?

[03:09:39] Don't tell me the game wants me to do that.

[03:09:40] It's gonna be so stupid.

[03:09:43] Got making all this noise knowing that there's somebody in the house is wild

[03:09:56] That's all I'm saying this door is open bro, I didn't open this door

[03:10:05] Hey, oh somebody just came in through the back. Can we drive off?

[03:10:13] oh this is where we got a crouch man close the goddamn door I mean I'm

[03:10:28] guessing the game wants us to go upstairs right

[03:10:32] Can we grab like a knife or something?

[03:10:39] No?

[03:10:40] Nothing?

[03:10:41] Jesus.

[03:10:42] Put me in this awkward goddamn situation.

[03:10:52] What do we do?

[03:11:02] Oh God.

[03:11:07] I'm sorry, Miles.

[03:11:08] Got to see you tomorrow.

[03:11:09] Okay, bro.

[03:11:10] Does... do they want me to go into the parents bedroom?

[03:11:19] So this character is not supposed to know.

[03:11:32] Somebody's in the house, right?

[03:11:38] Because I saw it.

[03:11:39] It was like at the corner of my eye.

[03:11:42] Peripherals, man.

[03:11:44] Hey, can I just text somebody for help?

[03:11:49] Don't forget to, don't forget Kim, though.

[03:11:54] Chill out, dude, all good.

[03:11:55] I'll probably just go back to bed after Kim.

[03:11:58] Oh, she, so we gotta go do our homework.

[03:12:02] I'm creeping.

[03:12:04] I'm creeping all the way to my bedroom.

[03:12:07] I don't trust them, man.

[03:12:09] I don't trust them.

[03:12:13] There's literally a dude in the house.

[03:12:17] I have no idea where he went.

[03:12:21] Should I be closing my door?

[03:12:25] Ew, there's somebody in here.

[03:12:29] God damn it.

[03:12:31] I'm gonna walk my door.

[03:12:34] Let's do our homework. It is what it is, right?

[03:12:37] We cannot dwell.

[03:12:40] Press space to get up, but we have to do our chemistry don't we?

[03:12:47] So four hours went by I got done with my homework for the day in about a few hours

[03:12:54] Four hours dude, that's crazy four hours on homework

[03:13:00] Props to you dude

[03:13:03] Damn spending that minute with no tablet no phone

[03:13:06] Oh, sheesh.

[03:13:08] That's crazy.

[03:13:10] So we're gonna go to bed or what?

[03:13:12] How do I see this text?

[03:13:14] Don't stay up too late, you kids.

[03:13:16] I shouldn't get to hear from Miss Paula this time?

[03:13:22] Kids. Who else is supposed to be here?

[03:13:24] Oh, she thinks Mason is coming over.

[03:13:26] Oh.

[03:13:28] Yeah, let's go to bed.

[03:13:30] I think it's time.

[03:13:32] Think it's time we hit the sack.

[03:13:34] I think it's time we hit the sack.

[03:13:37] What are you doing? What are you doing?

[03:13:41] I got up to get some water.

[03:13:43] At 1.16 a.m.

[03:13:51] Damn.

[03:13:53] It's dark, bro.

[03:13:56] Hey, there's a light on in that house.

[03:13:58] I think I'm just supposed to follow the story line here playing that goddamn music

[03:14:25] Okay. And then what?

[03:14:39] Okay.

[03:14:47] Okay, let me go back to bed

[03:14:58] I'm just gonna go back to bed, bro

[03:15:03] I want anybody hearing me I supposed to go back to my parents bedroom

[03:15:17] Woo!

[03:15:18] Back to bed.

[03:15:20] Oh, attachment 1 image.

[03:15:32] You there?

[03:15:34] Huh?

[03:15:36] Miles, who's at that door?

[03:15:43] Who the heck is this?

[03:15:45] How does she know?

[03:15:47] No?

[03:15:49] How do you send the text?

[03:15:52] Click to hide?

[03:16:04] Should I go hide afterwards?

[03:16:15] It's going to want me to go check, right?

[03:16:18] Okay.

[03:16:19] Of course she sends me a text like right when I...

[03:16:45] Is it really gonna make me open this door?

[03:16:55] Oh my god, a foretact message.

[03:17:01] PaulaSemme said he's been creeping through the windows for calling the cops you kids lock

[03:17:06] every door in your room.

[03:17:07] Hide in your room, don't answer the door no matter what he does.

[03:17:10] I'm gonna throw up.

[03:17:11] I'm crying.

[03:17:12] I'm throwing up.

[03:17:13] We gotta get out of here.

[03:17:14] Can I move?

[03:17:36] I'm hiding.

[03:17:37] Don't answer the door no matter what he does.

[03:17:41] Why would I?

[03:17:43] Why would you break a window and then ding dong?

[03:18:00] Helicopter! Helicopter!

[03:18:15] It's Paul at the door?

[03:18:17] You're really gonna make me go down there. Everything's gonna be alright.

[03:18:25] Do you hear her?

[03:18:27] Don't answer the door no matter what he does.

[03:18:30] Who is he?

[03:18:31] Do you hear her?

[03:18:32] It's Paul at the door.

[03:18:33] Mom's so sorry.

[03:18:34] I mean, everything's gonna be all right.

[03:18:35] What?

[03:18:36] I don't believe them.

[03:18:37] No, they said, don't answer the door no matter what.

[03:18:41] We gotta wait for the cops.

[03:18:44] Right?

[03:18:46] That's the right thing to do.

[03:18:53] sassy message mom's so sorry honey why would they say mom's so sorry honey okay

[03:19:07] well let's go I mean we got to go right

[03:19:17] even though I would never go personally I was probably gonna be like right here

[03:19:22] behind me or some shizle can you see through there oh I should be like

[03:19:31] I told you bro, I told you bro, I don't know.

[03:19:48] Oh my god.

[03:19:50] Bro what the heck?

[03:19:53] You still ding donging?

[03:19:55] Kill Paula.

[03:19:56] She's still ding dong-ing down there dude. That's crazy.

[03:20:02] Okay the cops are coming. So we wait. We wait it out.

[03:20:16] 200 IQ play we gotta wait it out.

[03:20:20] Who the heck lost at this game?

[03:20:34] I'm just curious man, who on earth would have lost at this game because I feel like unless

[03:20:41] you have zero survival instincts, it's kind of like yeah I don't care who's fricking

[03:20:48] going downstairs. I'm a little over 21 now, so three years later. Two years later, right?

[03:20:58] Three years later? Two years later. Two years. Damn, easy math. I still remember this very

[03:21:02] clearly because of how creeped out I felt. I was a bit hesitant to write this out for

[03:21:08] the internet at first, but not only for the internet. Now a feature game on Steam,

[03:21:14] but getting it out my help even just a little bit. You know what's funny? Imagine

[03:21:19] writing your story to like devs. You have no idea if they're gonna turn it into

[03:21:23] like an episode or not and you're just writing into the ether essentially as

[03:21:27] somebody prys and sees your your full story and if it's worthy of an episode.

[03:21:35] I was one of those people that loves gaming conventions. Interesting. I go

[03:21:41] But at every convention I get the chance to, and sometimes even meet some of my online friends.

[03:21:47] That's always fun.

[03:21:48] Though my parents weren't always thrilled at the idea of me going on interstate drives,

[03:21:55] but a plane ticket would have been too expensive.

[03:21:58] Facts.

[03:21:59] Okay.

[03:22:00] This convention, this convention that was, that was great.

[03:22:07] And it was now the day to drive back home.

[03:22:10] But when I set off, I soon realized the traffic was horrible.

[03:22:13] I decided that I'd take the long way to avoid the traffic.

[03:22:17] It was a little over a 12 hour drive.

[03:22:20] Damn, 12 hours, bro, that's crazy.

[03:22:25] That's a long time in a car.

[03:22:28] Are we doing it?

[03:22:30] Are we living it out?

[03:22:31] Hey, it'll make me crash.

[03:22:34] Hey, we got a...

[03:22:36] This is how I'm going to get my driver's license.

[03:22:41] Let's go, let's go.

[03:22:49] Aiden Williams escaped to read messages.

[03:22:52] Hey, we can't, we can't text and drive?

[03:22:55] It's irresponsible.

[03:22:57] You think I'm looking to crash over here?

[03:22:59] Hey, we're going kind of fast now.

[03:23:01] Should I slow it down a bit?

[03:23:06] Who's Aiden?

[03:23:11] Is that one of our besties?

[03:23:15] Dad is texting us.

[03:23:16] Watch out.

[03:23:17] Oh no, what's that?

[03:23:20] Halfway through the drive I realized I was low on gas?

[03:23:34] Oh no.

[03:23:35] driver's worst nightmare. Oh shoot. Oh no. We got to go to a gas station, right? Did I

[03:23:47] pass one? I don't know if I passed one yet. I don't know, Dad's texting us again. Maybe

[03:23:54] we have some gas in the trunk or something like that? A little bit of that gas in the

[03:23:58] trunk dad stop texting you know I'm

[03:24:03] driving I can't I can't do this maybe I

[03:24:06] can we'll see give me a second

[03:24:12] is that a gas station it is a saved

[03:24:18] saved oh shoot how do you park nice thank

[03:24:24] God now we can read our text messages see

[03:24:26] what all the tea is about. Dad. Still about six hours away from the city. Got

[03:24:34] stuck in a jam. Told you to take that flight. Oh holly it's gonna be late

[03:24:40] when you reach back. Hope you're feeling alright. That's all I picture her dad

[03:24:46] talking. Who's this? Oh yeah, Aiden takes it as, what do you mean? Stuck in

[03:24:50] the biggest traffic jam in the country. That sucks. It's not good here

[03:24:54] either I think it's the people from the convention that's it I'm rerouting here

[03:24:59] oh shoot that's when she took the wrong turn she took the wrong turn you got to

[03:25:07] do what you got to do hey that's what I say that's how I say it let's get this

[03:25:14] gas that part close enough you're kidding me oh don't tell me it's on the

[03:25:17] the other side. What kind of car is this? Where's the, where's the gas in this thing?

[03:25:26] How do we do this? Just grab a thing, a nozzle? No? Do we go inside? Ayo, the fact that there

[03:25:37] is just like a chair here is unsettling. Dude, they're closed. How am I supposed

[03:25:44] Hello, okay, we can go in thank God worried for a second there, man

[03:25:52] Hey pull up your shorts buddy put your shirts

[03:25:58] Is that milk

[03:26:01] That milk just out on the freaking shelf Holly mom

[03:26:08] Hello, we haven't seen you in like ten years

[03:26:13] Bro, is she gonna leave me on red?

[03:26:23] So disrespectful.

[03:26:26] Damn.

[03:26:30] What do we want to buy?

[03:26:31] Select an item.

[03:26:32] I don't see any of the numbers.

[03:26:34] Can we get some nachos?

[03:26:36] Ooh!

[03:26:37] How much money do we have?

[03:26:39] Consuming these items increases your sprint speed.

[03:26:42] So, hold up, by how much?

[03:26:48] Ooh, we have chocolate, we got soda, we got a meat snack.

[03:26:54] We got nuts, refreshing soda, bubbles drink,

[03:27:00] carrot drink for $2?

[03:27:04] Hey, carrots are expensive, orange drink?

[03:27:07] Ooh, that sounds tempting.

[03:27:09] I do like me a good orange drink.

[03:27:12] milk chocolate?

[03:27:16] I don't know.

[03:27:18] Which one should we do?

[03:27:21] Which one sounds good to you guys?

[03:27:24] My strategic brain is thinking along the lines of like,

[03:27:28] just buy whatever's cheapest so that we can have more of it.

[03:27:31] You know what I mean?

[03:27:34] But maybe we need some nuts.

[03:27:39] Oh!

[03:27:40] Oh!

[03:27:42] Chocolate bar for $0.20?

[03:27:43] That's crazy.

[03:27:45] A-O, buy it.

[03:27:48] You can't go wrong with $0.20.

[03:27:50] You literally can't go wrong for $0.20.

[03:27:54] Well, let me make sure my mic isn't casting a shadow.

[03:27:59] There we go.

[03:28:01] Slight shadow, slight.

[03:28:03] Not as bad.

[03:28:04] Should I put it over here?

[03:28:07] Not as bad.

[03:28:07] OK.

[03:28:10] Wait, do we consume now?

[03:28:13] I mean, I guess we might as well, right?

[03:28:15] Is it permanent?

[03:28:17] Are you spying on me?

[03:28:21] You spying on me, buddy?

[03:28:26] Sweet.

[03:28:28] Get an ice cream now.

[03:28:29] Hey, what's going on with the girls?

[03:28:31] Hey, what's Bro doing?

[03:28:32] What is this?

[03:28:33] This is some weird, like,

[03:28:36] about form comes sutra or something.

[03:28:38] excuse you excuse you buddy damn my good sir yeah man this looks like an epic

[03:28:52] fortnight gamer how can I get $10 in a pump oh yeah $10 please

[03:29:01] you heading out to the bridge by yourself and who's beeping uh yeah wait why is he asking

[03:29:12] about myself the bridge the Norwood Valley road I mean not a lot of people head down

[03:29:19] there this time of year be careful oh what do you mean for about a century now many

[03:29:26] Many people have been going missing down there.

[03:29:29] Hey, that's information.

[03:29:31] That's relevant information.

[03:29:32] He looks like he plays Rocket League.

[03:29:35] Is that what a classic Rocket League player looks like?

[03:29:38] And people who are looking for them never return.

[03:29:43] Locals say Norwood...

[03:29:44] What the f-?

[03:29:45] Who the heck is honking?

[03:29:46] Well, thanks for gas.

[03:29:47] Can I use the toilet?

[03:29:48] Thanks for guys can use the toilet

[03:30:02] Yo, apologies get out my way boy

[03:30:06] One more thing if you see a woman in a white or blue gown trying to get a ride do not stop

[03:30:13] Just step up the guys as hard as you can why?

[03:30:16] Some people say that she died in a car accident there on prom night so say

[03:30:22] Some say that she seeks vengeance, bro. I can't with the honking

[03:30:26] Holy Christ. I can't

[03:30:30] Bro, whatever you do never ever under any circumstances pick up a hitchhiker those people out there on the road

[03:30:37] Putting their thumbs out

[03:30:40] They they want you think they want you think man

[03:30:43] just ain't who's honking bro god that's so distracting who the heck is that

[03:30:59] hey you annoying as I'm gonna say it I'm gonna say annoying as a AF get what

[03:31:08] his mommy want I don't know if you'll find any shop at this hour but you're

[03:31:12] out of dog food? Can you get some from Milo? Payback? Sure! Let me just go back. Can I get,

[03:31:19] did I get the gas or not? How do I, how do I put gas in the car? Oh, no, no, no, no,

[03:31:25] no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not, we're not, we got to

[03:31:29] get that dog food, man. Should I eat more because I feel like I'm not sprinting fast

[03:31:37] enough wasn't feeling it oh I didn't want it oh my god let's get back in the

[03:31:46] store

[03:31:48] is this how much money do we have meat snack I feel like the meat is gonna

[03:31:58] provide us the sustenance that we need let's do it I don't know how much money

[03:32:02] we have oh I hope I have enough for the dog food God I'm gonna feel so stupid

[03:32:06] I don't know if we can store it for later, but oh yeah, that's good.

[03:32:15] That's good.

[03:32:16] Sprint speed right there.

[03:32:17] Hold on.

[03:32:18] Give me some potato chips, man.

[03:32:24] Heck yeah.

[03:32:29] Hey, we hungry in this piece.

[03:32:32] All right, where's the dog food?

[03:32:34] Whoa!

[03:32:35] I didn't mean it, sir.

[03:32:37] I didn't mean it.

[03:32:39] I don't think they have any...

[03:32:41] Oh, is this dog food?

[03:32:43] We got it.

[03:32:45] I'd like to buy that, my good sir.

[03:32:47] I'm just gonna take it, okay?

[03:32:49] Is that fine?

[03:32:51] I'm just gonna take it with me.

[03:32:53] You need to pay for that, ma'am?

[03:32:55] I'm just gonna take it.

[03:32:57] I'm just gonna take it.

[03:32:59] I'm just gonna take it.

[03:33:01] I'm just gonna take it.

[03:33:03] You need to pay for that, man?

[03:33:06] I'm trying to, but you're not scanning it.

[03:33:09] How do I pay for it?

[03:33:11] Take it, by all means.

[03:33:12] How do you, I won.

[03:33:16] I'll take that too.

[03:33:19] You need me to do your job for you, buddy?

[03:33:21] Hey, step aside.

[03:33:22] I got this.

[03:33:24] Buddy, step aside.

[03:33:25] You want you, you just playing solitaire, man.

[03:33:29] What is this?

[03:33:31] even doing your job bro is this the wrong food is that why does Milo not like

[03:33:40] that food yeah I tried I tried to buy it for some reason I can't buy it

[03:33:52] let's buy more chips then we need a lime drink to wash down the meat the meat

[03:33:58] snack in the potato chips

[03:34:06] Okay, I'm gonna consume it

[03:34:11] This guy's sussy that guy acting real suspect

[03:34:16] Okay, is there anything else?

[03:34:20] We don't need any toilet paper paper towels

[03:34:23] How do I buy things bro? Where do I go to buy things? We got a like a self-checkout

[03:34:28] Can you put me in the direction of a self-checkout please?

[03:34:36] Can you just ring me up, damn!

[03:34:38] Yeah, I'm just gonna start stacking the food here until, bro.

[03:34:42] Start charging me for something.

[03:34:45] Come on.

[03:34:48] Take it all.

[03:34:49] Let's go.

[03:34:50] I'll take your whole stock.

[03:34:53] She's gonna stare at me like that, huh?

[03:35:00] Oh, we got, we got a classic, we got a classic Fortnite player over here.

[03:35:08] Hold on, maybe I can, and then take it with me, I, oh!

[03:35:17] Ayo, this is when we run.

[03:35:22] This is when we get the heck out of here, man.

[03:35:25] Ayo, we got the food!

[03:35:28] What was that?

[03:35:32] They popped the trunk.

[03:35:34] Hey, we got- Bro, we got the-

[03:35:36] Pshh!

[03:35:37] Pshh!

[03:35:38] Hold on.

[03:35:39] Pshh!

[03:35:40] What the-

[03:35:41] Yeah, I want to make sure it's in there.

[03:35:43] Hey, we got the dog food!

[03:35:45] dude god damn okay did I actually put gas in the car now did they did they like

[03:35:52] auto do it hey nobody's in here right nobody was in here the whole time I was

[03:35:55] in store and stuff Jesus

[03:36:02] I don't think I got gas dude.

[03:36:12] Let me go in the middle.

[03:36:13] Maybe I need to go in the middle.

[03:36:20] Or is it like a specific pump I need to be on?

[03:36:29] I'm just happy I got the dog food, dude.

[03:36:36] If there's like a specific pump, let me see.

[03:36:39] Let's try them all out.

[03:36:43] I guess we're just gonna have to roll with it.

[03:36:46] My car was parked a little...

[03:36:47] Oh, it's this one!

[03:36:49] Did they mention the number?

[03:36:51] Like pump number two or something?

[03:36:52] And I just missed it?

[03:36:54] Then that's what must have happened, right?

[03:36:57] The dog food fell out? You're kidding. You saw it?

[03:37:01] Hold on, let me uh...

[03:37:05] parallel park here for a second. No way. Hold on.

[03:37:09] Ah, I came in. The only place to put it would be the trunk.

[03:37:17] Bro, this is like the worst driving experience.

[03:37:21] This is the worst goddamn driving experience.

[03:37:26] WOOOOOO!

[03:37:28] Didn't hit it.

[03:37:31] Did not hit it.

[03:37:35] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:37:37] WOOOO!

[03:37:39] Hey, that's clean.

[03:37:41] That's clean right there.

[03:37:43] Okay, let me go see.

[03:37:45] No! The dog food fell out!

[03:37:48] Oh my Jesus.

[03:37:50] Oh my good lord.

[03:37:53] How am I supposed to take this with me?

[03:37:54] I'll just put it on the hood of the car.

[03:38:00] Okay, hold on.

[03:38:04] I do want to bring a snack on me because I noticed my sprint speed is like low.

[03:38:07] So I'm going to buy a bunch of snacks and see if there's a way to like eat them.

[03:38:11] Hold on, I'm going to go.

[03:38:13] Let's buy this.

[03:38:14] Oh, but I can't leave, right?

[03:38:16] say exit or something like that it just says consume that's kind of annoying

[03:38:24] yeah I have to keep it on the spot okay it is what it is let's cadets could do

[03:38:32] So we got the... we got the pump.

[03:38:38] Niiiice.

[03:38:42] Hey, I'm just happy I achieved it.

[03:38:45] Oh, thank God, dude. If I would've drove off...

[03:38:49] Here, let's see if the... let's see if the food stays.

[03:38:51] Since my mom asked I had to buy something from Milo from the store.

[03:38:54] I did! I didn't technically buy it, but I stole it as a count.

[03:38:58] Can we put it in the trunk?

[03:39:01] Hey

[03:39:03] Does it work? God damn it now. They're gonna charge me for the food huh?

[03:39:08] Maybe it's okay. We sneaked in an extra pack

[03:39:12] Snuck in a little extra pack

[03:39:16] Bro still has all the dog food on the counter

[03:39:20] I like to buy it please

[03:39:23] You got pumped too. Oh then now he says it. Oh my god

[03:39:30] How do I get this?

[03:39:37] Bro, how do we do this?

[03:39:44] I have to get something from Milo.

[03:39:46] Oh, maybe he doesn't want food?

[03:39:48] What is my?

[03:39:50] We're out of dog food.

[03:39:51] Can you get something from Milo?

[03:39:52] I'll pay back.

[03:39:56] maybe maybe a little bro wants to like a meat snack?

[03:40:03] meat snack food?

[03:40:08] can i leave?

[03:40:16] i have to consume it, collect your item

[03:40:18] bro

[03:40:20] able to fast now

[03:40:25] uh...

[03:40:31] bring me up buddy

[03:40:35] there we go

[03:40:41] uh... dude what is it give me the option

[03:40:47] Shaking my head. Why doesn't it give me the option?

[03:40:51] Since my mom asked to buy something for Milo from the store.

[03:40:55] What the freak!

[03:40:57] I'm trying to do that but it's not letting me.

[03:40:59] Is it like a specific bag of food?

[03:41:03] How do you pay for something?

[03:41:10] What do we got to buy oh dude did I like bug out the game because I did that

[03:41:24] oh man oh I didn't know we could talk to this guy you heard about the Norwood

[03:41:33] valley monster how's your night going he just looked at me hold up hold up

[03:41:42] hold up you hear about this monster huh never mind the Norwood Valley monster

[03:41:48] you know anything big mistake oh god yeah I want to push this guy's buttons

[03:41:55] Oh, yeah, bro, I don't want to push the whole buttons. Exactly. We got the hug camera.

[03:42:00] Oh, oh, dude, how do I

[03:42:14] I just want the dog food. I

[03:42:21] Can't even do anything

[03:42:25] Let me see if it's still in the trunk.

[03:42:27] It's still in here!

[03:42:30] I have the food.

[03:42:32] Please.

[03:42:34] Let me leave.

[03:42:36] I have the goddamn food.

[03:42:39] My car tank was full.

[03:42:40] Since my mom asked I had to buy something

[03:42:42] from Milo's store.

[03:42:44] Milo's store.

[03:42:46] For Milo from the store.

[03:42:48] If I can.

[03:42:49] Is he expecting like a dog toy or something?

[03:43:04] Jesus Christ.

[03:43:06] My good sir.

[03:43:10] What are you doing over there?

[03:43:12] Uh, annoy the gas, I should go.

[03:43:15] Dude, I'm trying to buy freaking dog food, but you're not letting me

[03:43:21] Jesus trying to get your attention. Are you gonna ring me up or what bro? God damn dog food

[03:43:32] I

[03:43:34] Love it goes like you need to pay for that man

[03:43:38] And this guy bro, where you headed? He just looked at me

[03:43:41] How do we, how do we do this?

[03:43:46] How do we do this?

[03:43:47] Can you scan me?

[03:43:48] What is going on here?

[03:43:49] Scan me up, bro.

[03:43:50] Quit playing solitaire and scan me up.

[03:43:54] Come on.

[03:43:55] Oh my god, I must have bugged the game.

[03:44:01] There's no way.

[03:44:02] I had to have bugged the game.

[03:44:03] God damn it!

[03:44:06] Sure.

[03:44:09] Goddammit.

[03:44:14] Son of a...

[03:44:17] I can't, I can't buy dog food.

[03:44:20] I can't do it.

[03:44:21] I'm sorry.

[03:44:22] Game.

[03:44:23] I can't...

[03:44:24] I can't do it.

[03:44:25] Game!

[03:44:26] Game!!!

[03:44:27] Game!!!

[03:44:28] Game!!!

[03:44:29] Game!!!

[03:44:30] Game!!!

[03:44:31] Game!!!

[03:44:32] Game!!!

[03:44:33] Game!!!

[03:44:34] Game!!!

[03:44:35] Game!!!

[03:44:36] We're just gonna have to try again.

[03:44:41] Ahhhh.

[03:44:43] Shut down computer.

[03:44:47] Restart everything.

[03:44:50] Maybe just Google it.

[03:44:51] I have a strong feeling I just bugged out the game.

[03:44:54] See this is why you don't steal.

[03:44:58] This is why you do not steal.

[03:45:00] Hey I'll Google it if it doesn't work right now.

[03:45:04] I think it's because the dog food had to be on the shelf and then when I picked it up,

[03:45:08] that's when it would have like, you know, given me an option to buy it.

[03:45:13] I thought it was that smart in the game, which I think I did, but the coating in it didn't

[03:45:17] really, you know, sink in.

[03:45:20] No way!

[03:45:21] I have to do it all over again?

[03:45:23] Oh my God.

[03:45:24] We'll do a speedrun.

[03:45:25] I mean, it wasn't that long.

[03:45:29] I know now too not to really buy the snacks, it doesn't really matter.

[03:45:31] i'll buy like one snack or two snacks

[03:45:39] is that a new track?

[03:45:47] driving at night in the countryside is like the most

[03:45:50] unnerving thing

[03:45:53] no street lamps

[03:45:55] and then if you have like one car that's behind you

[03:45:59] Same thing, so unnerving.

[03:46:01] It's crazy, whoa!

[03:46:03] I almost hit that pole.

[03:46:06] Did I just hit something?

[03:46:18] Hey, this song is a vibe.

[03:46:23] There goes the gas meter.

[03:46:26] This is where we need to get our gas.

[03:46:29] I'm always scared of driving in the dark?

[03:46:34] Why?

[03:46:36] Why are you scared of driving in the dark?

[03:46:38] What do you think is out there?

[03:46:42] You know what must be nice though is that you have the ability to just like floor it?

[03:46:47] Just frickin' full speed ahead.

[03:46:51] Oh shoot!

[03:46:52] I didn't mean to smange up the car.

[03:47:00] Hey, it's hard to drive in the wilderness.

[03:47:08] Because of the sun, we gotta go to pump too.

[03:47:11] We already know- oh shoot!

[03:47:13] Not bad.

[03:47:14] Unless I'm in a rush because we already did this part.

[03:47:16] That's the only reason why.

[03:47:19] Hey, yo back it up back it up get this good. It's good. It's good. It's good. We got this

[03:47:35] Let's do it

[03:47:37] Violet cool snacks that meat snack wait wait no, maybe I didn't have enough money, right? I don't know

[03:47:43] Exit hold on

[03:47:45] my good sir pump to let's go oh he did say it okay the bridge yeah let's do the

[03:47:56] exact same thing that I did last time we don't need to ask for the toilet

[03:48:04] because we're saying it's not clean and when we're saying if you see a woman

[03:48:10] blablabla

[03:48:13] Why

[03:48:18] Little ghostie out for blood

[03:48:21] Hmm

[03:48:27] Check the mom tax could you get me something for food for my life? Oh

[03:48:32] Hey, the white man didn't beat this time

[03:48:37] Interesting

[03:48:40] Interesting. Alright, now's the true test.

[03:48:51] Am I going to go buy the dog food? I'm going to go buy the snacks as well after the dog

[03:48:57] food.

[03:48:59] Oh, you're kidding me, bro.

[03:49:07] You're kidding me.

[03:49:08] Dude, I just want the dog food.

[03:49:11] Come on.

[03:49:14] You're really going to make me Google this?

[03:49:18] What the heck?

[03:49:19] Do I need to put it in like a shopping bag or something?

[03:49:26] Let's see if I take it out now. He'll like, tell me something?

[03:49:33] Dude, this is so stupid.

[03:49:35] You're really gonna force me...

[03:49:39] Oh my god, okay, okay.

[03:49:44] What is this called? The Northwood Hitchhike?

[03:49:52] God, so stupid.

[03:49:55] How do you buy dog food would love to know

[03:50:17] So how do you do it?

[03:50:27] Unless it's a different bag.

[03:50:28] Kind of bag.

[03:50:29] Let me see how they do it.

[03:50:34] Why they gotta make dog food buying dog food so difficult?

[03:50:57] What?

[03:50:58] Wait.

[03:50:59] Oh my god.

[03:51:00] Oh my god.

[03:51:05] Unbelievable.

[03:51:13] The dog food, the right combination needed to happen.

[03:51:17] The dog food needed to be in your hands and then you had to pay.

[03:51:23] Christ. Holy Christ, dude. I'm sorry, but that is the most stupid thing. That is the

[03:51:36] most stupid thing. Let's get out of here. I can just put this in the trunk. Yeah, let's

[03:51:43] do it. Let's do it. And we outsize. I didn't buy any snacks this time because I think

[03:51:52] he doesn't really do anything

[03:51:57] Hey

[03:52:00] Bruh, oh God

[03:52:03] It's good thing I have insurance am I on the road

[03:52:09] This is the road right okay, thank God

[03:52:12] We got to keep our eyes peeled man. We can't see any ghosts

[03:52:16] And if we do

[03:52:17] We just got to run them over

[03:52:19] It is what it is

[03:52:22] You're sure that insurance insurance is gonna cover that? Oh my god!

[03:52:29] I think so too.

[03:52:33] I don't know why they wouldn't.

[03:52:37] It's not expired or anything, right?

[03:52:40] Hey, what happened to my lights?

[03:52:44] Oh!

[03:52:45] Oh, thank god.

[03:52:47] Thought I lost my lights for a second.

[03:52:49] Don't pick up any hitchhiking ghosts.

[03:53:02] Oh my god, I'm gonna lose light.

[03:53:05] I thought I was about to run over something.

[03:53:10] Oh, there's a car right there.

[03:53:13] Hey, why is that kind of freaky, though?

[03:53:18] Why is that like actually freaky?

[03:53:22] At least we could follow it, right?

[03:53:25] Wait, he's getting away.

[03:53:29] Followed mid, that was a terrible driver.

[03:53:30] Wait, I hit something?

[03:53:32] Where did this guy go?

[03:53:38] I can't see anything, dude.

[03:53:43] Hey, my rear view mirror is kind of sus right now.

[03:53:48] I'm just flooring it. I don't even care. I'm just trying to drive fast

[03:53:55] If this is all the game is gonna be where it's like you just have to avoid the temptations

[03:54:01] Of picking up a hitchhiker. I'm down

[03:54:05] I have no desire to I'm being perfectly honest

[03:54:13] Yeah, damn

[03:54:16] We good what happened in that car though

[03:54:21] Hey the road looking kind of sus now whoa, what the heck oh

[03:54:28] We're on a bridge. Okay. Is this like a one-way bridge? I

[03:54:33] Don't see how there'd be room for two cars here. I

[03:54:39] Hope I'm going the right

[03:54:41] This is the bridge he was talking about!

[03:54:43] This is the bridge he was talking about!

[03:54:47] Oh, hell no!

[03:54:54] Oh, shoot!

[03:55:01] This doesn't really look like I'm on the road anymore.

[03:55:04] Okay, here we go, here we go.

[03:55:06] Whoa, whoa, I can barely see.

[03:55:08] Oh dude they're trying to they're gonna make me crash they're trying to make me crash.

[03:55:14] Oh God.

[03:55:18] Oh God we swerving!

[03:55:23] Hey there was a car over there. You guys saw that?

[03:55:26] Dude this is looking like wasteland.

[03:55:30] Hey did you just hear that?

[03:55:35] It's like somebody barked.

[03:55:39] It's like a human bark.

[03:55:43] Ayo, what in the world was that thing?

[03:55:52] No way.

[03:55:53] I thought I could drive past the logs.

[03:55:57] They wouldn't budge.

[03:55:59] Oh, dude!

[03:56:01] Dude.

[03:56:02] It almost seemed as if somebody deliberately put those there.

[03:56:06] Oh, I don't like this.

[03:56:10] Someone's going to creep up on me.

[03:56:12] Someone's going to creep up on me, bro.

[03:56:16] I have to move the logs.

[03:56:21] I'm trying.

[03:56:23] Dude, this is going to be a jump scare.

[03:56:28] are we good? how do we move it more? how do we move the log more? how do we move the

[03:56:47] logs to go ahead? well bro this one's done moving. can't do anything about it. I'm

[03:56:56] I'm guessing... Oh, here we go.

[03:57:03] Is that good?

[03:57:05] Bro!

[03:57:18] Does it keep moving back?

[03:57:19] the ghost is doing that I don't like this I have to move the logs to go ahead

[03:57:32] dude it is it is totally moved no no no don't go back that way go the other way

[03:57:40] we good oh my Lantus first of all this log is like completely outside of the

[03:57:47] road. I can't even see what's happening here but I'm pretty sure that's like as far

[03:57:55] off the road that it can get and then this one this one won't even budge.

[03:58:01] This one's done for it. This one's like totally good.

[03:58:07] Bro, it keeps moving!

[03:58:11] I had to move the logs to go ahead.

[03:58:14] Dude, I don't know what to do.

[03:58:17] Oh, do I move it this way?

[03:58:21] Maybe I move it this way?

[03:58:25] Oh!

[03:58:28] Why would it even be an option to move it the other way?

[03:58:33] Like that?

[03:58:37] Dude, it's literally moving on its own.

[03:58:42] Oh! I mean, is that good?

[03:58:46] Bro, it just keeps moving back. What is this buggy...

[03:58:51] Ayo, game developers.

[03:58:54] I hope you're paying attention. What is this?

[03:58:58] Come on. It's the Haunted Log, man. This is the story of the Haunted Log.

[03:59:03] Try to get by quickly quickly quickly you're kidding me dude it's weird how I

[03:59:09] can't even move this log anymore but this one is like

[03:59:16] should I just go by foot

[03:59:21] move this goddamn

[03:59:25] I just see if I can move it as much as possible

[03:59:31] now we're good right oh my god

[03:59:36] quickly somebody's in my it's somebody's in my car bro

[03:59:42] I could already tell somebody's in my car

[03:59:44] my oh my god bro the engine is done

[03:59:54] The car wouldn't start back up.

[04:00:00] Kidding!

[04:00:02] No!

[04:00:09] And just like that, I just stranded in the middle of nowhere with no phone service.

[04:00:13] And no radio apparently.

[04:00:15] All we hear is that static!

[04:00:18] I'm not saying that I was starting to believe whatever the bull crap that gas station clerk was pulling

[04:00:24] But I would be lying if I say I didn't feel slightest the slightest of an ease

[04:00:29] I don't mean to make this sound like a cliche horror story, but

[04:00:33] but what

[04:00:35] Throughout my life. I was told not to take rides from strangers. Oh

[04:00:40] So now we got a hitchhike but at that moment I had no choice. I mean yeah, we're oh

[04:00:45] What if it was that car that we were behind?

[04:00:48] I was scared to think how long it would take for some of the pass.

[04:00:51] We just gotta stick our thumb out, huh?

[04:00:59] 10, 23 p.m.

[04:01:03] GOOOOO-

[04:01:06] My first chamba

[04:01:08] I remember the day I fell in love with the chamba

[04:01:12] I asked for a drink and I said, I'm a champé

[04:01:18] Whoa, whoa, whoa, hitchhike, hitch, uh, thumb, out?

[04:01:21] How do we do this?

[04:01:24] Pure evil.

[04:01:25] Ha ha ha ha ha.

[04:01:27] I didn't understand how somebody could leave another human

[04:01:29] being stranded like that.

[04:01:31] I mean, everybody has been instructed to not pick up a

[04:01:34] hitchhiker over here, so kind of understandable.

[04:01:38] He really just skipped us, didn't he?

[04:01:40] Damn.

[04:01:42] 10, 43 PM.

[04:01:43] So like, what, 20 minutes later?

[04:01:48] Oh dude, it's dark now.

[04:01:57] Are we gonna get another car?

[04:02:04] What was that?

[04:02:05] Oh.

[04:02:06] Buddy!

[04:02:07] Any assistance?

[04:02:08] Hey!

[04:02:09] Hey

[04:02:21] Hey, oh why he driving that like Jeepers Creepers vehicle though I

[04:02:27] Mean it is 10 p.m. At night we got to do something right

[04:02:32] You're the girl from the gas station as the it's a guy. Yeah, it's that guy

[04:02:36] Hi!

[04:02:37] Hi!

[04:02:38] Thank you so much for stopping.

[04:02:39] I didn't think anybody would stop here.

[04:02:43] What are you trying to do out here?

[04:02:44] I think my car just broke down.

[04:02:46] I can't call for help.

[04:02:48] There's no phone service.

[04:02:49] You think I can get a ride?

[04:02:53] Where are you headed to?

[04:02:55] Uh, just the nearest stop where I can call for help?

[04:02:59] Hop in.

[04:03:00] Thank you so much!

[04:03:02] Could you wait till I get my stuff?

[04:03:03] Hurry up.

[04:03:04] I just throw it in the back.

[04:03:06] I won't be here for too long.

[04:03:09] Oh, this guy's so nice.

[04:03:11] Oh, thank goodness.

[04:03:12] Let me go get my stuff.

[04:03:14] What do I have?

[04:03:15] The dog food, right?

[04:03:16] I'm going to get the dog food.

[04:03:21] Duffel bag, only two hands.

[04:03:24] OK, I'm on my way.

[04:03:25] The dog food is super important.

[04:03:29] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[04:03:32] He does look kind of sussy, but what else are we

[04:03:33] going to do?

[04:03:34] We can't sleep in a car here.

[04:03:35] Let me go get my other stuff.

[04:03:39] That's the worst that could happen.

[04:03:51] Heyo!

[04:03:53] Who you?

[04:03:58] Nice.

[04:03:59] Nice. I kind of want the skateboard in case we can escape on it. You just lock

[04:04:07] yourself in the car and what risk somebody just walking up to you.

[04:04:11] Seems kind of sussy. Okay I think that's everything.

[04:04:18] Freaking bear breaking into your car if you're out there.

[04:04:24] How do we put up the...

[04:04:30] Hey, bro, pull up your tailgate, man.

[04:04:33] You need to hurry up. I don't have all night.

[04:04:37] Uh, I'm done.

[04:04:40] Finally, now hop in and be quick.

[04:04:43] Hey, bro, thank you so much!

[04:04:46] Bro's a lifesaver. Holy smokes.

[04:04:50] My man, let's go.

[04:04:52] I need to buckle up. No, we're good

[04:05:03] Didn't that clerk at the gas station say a lot of people went missing on this road

[04:05:08] So you won't tell me who you are where you're going

[04:05:13] I live really I was driving home. You'd be honest, right and that piece of crap

[04:05:20] broke down on me back there Jason what my name's Jason it's nice to meet you

[04:05:33] Jason well okay anyways you're out at the moon hey look at that the moon is

[04:05:38] following us guys the moon is following us look at that no wild you're really

[04:05:47] lucky I had to be on the side of the town tonight. I must say you are one brave young woman.

[04:05:56] How's that? You got any clue what happened to your car back there? It's an old car. That's

[04:06:05] it. I think so. Anyways, back to the moon following us. I think he might be flirting

[04:06:11] with us? Bro's trying to shoot his shot? Why not? So what do you think about what he told

[04:06:19] you back at the gas station? Oh, mama. What do we say? We want to be on this guy's side.

[04:06:29] We got to butter up this guy in case he's going to kill us. You really creep me out.

[04:06:33] Interesting. Idiot tells that to every person traveling down here. Okay. Anyways, I'm

[04:06:40] Anyways, very cool, I don't know why the trees don't have a lot of leaves on them, or branches for that matter.

[04:06:53] This kind of reminds me of some wildfire. Should we talk? Let's talk. So, is it true?

[04:07:01] What? The monster? Let's see, I've never seen the monster for myself, but there are

[04:07:11] There are some things

[04:07:14] And I'm afraid your car breaking down could have been one of them

[04:07:18] Hey listen, I don't sound like that moron, but just remember this you don't bother them. You don't be bothered

[04:07:30] Huh

[04:07:32] Okay, I'm down. That's a deal. I

[04:07:37] Ain't gonna bother no ghosts

[04:07:39] I'm just going to keep on moving.

[04:07:42] You know, I'm sorry for being a jerk to you before.

[04:07:45] I'm not that best with people.

[04:07:48] It's okay, bro.

[04:07:49] It's okay.

[04:07:50] You seem okay, buddy.

[04:07:53] It's all right.

[04:07:54] I'm just enjoying the ride.

[04:07:55] I'm grateful.

[04:07:57] Somebody pulled over.

[04:07:58] Oh, hell, no, don't fall asleep.

[04:08:01] Oh, hell, no.

[04:08:03] Do not fall asleep in the vehicle.

[04:08:06] 12.08 a.m.

[04:08:07] Oh, please don't say that.

[04:08:10] Oh!

[04:08:11] After a little bit of small talk, he dropped me by my own towel.

[04:08:15] Apparently, they offered gross side assistance.

[04:08:16] Oh!

[04:08:17] Besides, I thought I could use a little rest.

[04:08:20] Be careful.

[04:08:20] There are all kinds of people out there.

[04:08:21] He said, ominously before leaving, hey, that could

[04:08:26] well wait worse.

[04:08:28] So the dude was nice after all.

[04:08:29] Appreciate it, man.

[04:08:32] Hey, that truck's suspect.

[04:08:33] Should we get a snack I'm thinking we get a snack dude let's get some let's get some

[04:08:41] of that meat sprint get some of that good sprinting going on

[04:08:52] Consume it. Consume the meat.

[04:09:00] The man was putting out the creepiest vibes imaginable.

[04:09:04] Roadway in. Hello my good sir.

[04:09:08] Gal, need a room to shack up for the nap? How much is it for a room?

[04:09:13] Um, yes, I'm only going...

[04:09:17] Huh? Yes, I'm only going to be here for a few hours.

[04:09:21] sounds so broke in that English how much is it for room oh yes how much is it for

[04:09:27] me bro 40 for single pay cash only you got it you got it buddy room number nine

[04:09:40] right over there $90 time I'll take care of the next thing in the morning

[04:09:50] sounds good to me yeah I can use a little break man it's 12 it's 12 it's

[04:09:55] middle of the night dude get all that time you know and one last thing oh shoot

[04:10:02] what's bro gonna say try not to wake the other guests they might not take

[04:10:06] very nastily to it I had no intention to buddy what do you think I am can I

[04:10:13] borrow a pen by the way. This cheat motherfucker doesn't want me to borrow a pen. Hey, it's

[04:10:22] all my stuff. That's kind of cool. Do we go to the room first or I guess we have to

[04:10:27] go open the door room? Let's go do it. Can I get some water? I wasn't feeling it. Room

[04:10:35] number nine. Can't make a lot of noise. Should we knock on one of these doors? Make sure

[04:10:41] safe. Make sure we have like friendly neighbors. We're number three.

[04:10:51] Okay this door is open bro.

[04:10:55] Oh buddy I wasn't snooping. I swear I wasn't snooping I was just looking around here.

[04:11:03] That's all. There's an innocent look around.

[04:11:11] Dude, where the frick is my...

[04:11:15] Oh, do we get service again?

[04:11:18] Nice.

[04:11:19] That's my frickin' room, dude.

[04:11:23] I kinda want to snoop on all the rooms just in case.

[04:11:31] See if there's any bad apples over here?

[04:11:32] So it goes up to 12.

[04:11:35] Good to know, good to know.

[04:11:36] Yeah, we got service now.

[04:11:38] Let's see what they want.

[04:11:40] No! Not delivered!

[04:11:43] I may have to stay at a motel tonight. What do you mean, reroute? Yeah, I know.

[04:11:47] Awful decision.

[04:11:49] That's gonna be running here. Hey, where you at? Your dad's calling me.

[04:11:53] Uh, it's not expired or anything, right? Holly? Yeah, we, we gone missing.

[04:11:59] Do-do-do. It was nice and warm inside. Hey, can I go get my stuff or what?

[04:12:04] Except there's a smell, a type of musky smell you get from old houses.

[04:12:07] Hey, I know what that musky smell is

[04:12:13] Dude, there's no bed

[04:12:16] Hey, where's the bed what the heck?

[04:12:21] Uh

[04:12:23] Couldn't have slept there. Yeah, I know what the heck they want me to curl up on this this thing or what? Oh

[04:12:30] Shoot oh

[04:12:32] Oh, damn! They got Superman playing? Hold up.

[04:12:42] In Technicolor, yo! Okay!

[04:12:48] Should we take a look at this episode real quick? I'm curious. It's the old Superman.

[04:12:56] Hey, perfect time for a break. I got to pee really fast, so let's watch some Superman

[04:13:00] lp ok

[04:13:30] Damn, I wonder if they're going to play the whole episode, dude.

[04:13:50] That's cool.

[04:13:52] I'm down to watch it.

[04:13:54] Dude, I'm so down to watch this.

[04:13:58] I wanna see what happens.

[04:14:10] I've never seen a Superman dude.

[04:14:26] Bro is buzzing look at that bro sitting in the t-pose

[04:14:33] Unstoppable

[04:14:35] What's he gonna do oh now he defenseless now he's defenseless

[04:14:46] This is why you don't go out of the t-pose t-pose is the only weakness for Superman

[04:15:26] you

[04:15:56] you

[04:16:26] you

[04:16:56] you

[04:17:26] you

[04:17:56] I

[04:18:00] Robot not one

[04:18:11] Whoa, hey old deserve though she had no reason no business being in there

[04:18:20] She got a learner lesson. Oh

[04:18:23] My god

[04:18:26] Still gets got though loses all the jewels, but still gets the one

[04:18:46] Hey, let me guess you get saved right I

[04:18:49] Got a few that you're gonna get say okay

[04:18:51] We'll let it play in the background. We gotta get a bed, dude.

[04:18:55] AHHHHHH!

[04:19:02] Cough, cough, cough.

[04:19:05] UGH!

[04:19:09] What are you doing here?

[04:19:11] Scared the crap out of me.

[04:19:16] Bro goes hee hee hee.

[04:19:18] Dude.

[04:19:19] Hell no, who are you?

[04:19:22] I'm Tommy room service here at roadway in the finest stopover in Northwood, Norwood

[04:19:29] What are you doing here buddy? You know cleaning stuff

[04:19:34] Guy at the front desk gave me this room

[04:19:37] He he he he

[04:19:39] I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside while I make the room

[04:19:45] Yeah, let's get my stuff

[04:19:47] Frickin...

[04:19:50] Hey, that's way too sussy.

[04:19:52] I'll be asking for a different room.

[04:19:55] ASAP after that interaction.

[04:19:58] Frickin...

[04:20:00] Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.

[04:20:04] I left Superman on for you, by the way.

[04:20:07] Just so you know, you got some Superman playing in the background.

[04:20:11] You're welcome.

[04:20:12] Yeah, let's go through the drawers first, yeah?

[04:20:16] nothing in there okay let's go get our stuff then Jesus yeah my man has the

[04:20:25] giggles doesn't he rose all up in the the giggles this is an alleyway look at

[04:20:34] What's this?

[04:20:35] Oh, game.

[04:20:36] That's kind of spooky.

[04:20:44] Let's stick to the mission.

[04:20:45] We get our stuff.

[04:20:47] Really need me some energy soda?

[04:20:50] A done.

[04:20:51] Say less.

[04:20:52] Let's get it.

[04:21:02] They don't have an energy soda.

[04:21:03] time drink maybe? Or is it over here? Oh, energy, bruh. Three dollars. Jesus Christ.

[04:21:21] economy man delicious let's go we move in like the flash

[04:21:38] wrong room you're really creepy my guy you're really creepy also where'd you get

[04:21:44] the mattress from just toss everything over here for now hey well I'll be right

[04:21:49] bag. Don't you do anything weird? What is this? What the heck is this?

[04:22:07] Damn, I really had to grab all my things, didn't I? That's like 300 rubles in Russia.

[04:22:15] Rebels? Is that how you say it? That current city Rebels? Yeah that's like I

[04:22:22] guess I'd be the same in Pessos right? I'll be right back my good sir. Let's have

[04:22:28] like two more things. Don't you dare go through my stuff.

[04:22:34] Oh, is it just dog food?

[04:22:44] And the baseball cap, let's go.

[04:22:47] I don't like how the dog food takes up the entire half of one side of the screen.

[04:22:54] All right, that's it.

[04:22:59] Blank, you good?

[04:23:01] How to work with Joe about the situation?

[04:23:04] Joe. What is wrong with these people? Mercy, mercy, mercy. Who is this guy dude? Who is this guy?

[04:23:14] But don't you worry, it's safe here. I'll go get your car. And also the room's phone is not working.

[04:23:22] If need anything just ask the food desk. Okay. We've been trying to get it fixed but we

[04:23:29] I haven't seen enough guests lately.

[04:23:32] He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

[04:23:34] Well you have a good night.

[04:23:36] Well thank you.

[04:23:37] Hey you're going through me!

[04:23:38] AHHHH!

[04:23:39] AHHHH!

[04:23:40] Bro!

[04:23:41] That's too personal man.

[04:23:43] That's too personal.

[04:23:44] I better not get charged for that either.

[04:23:46] I should get close to the goddamn door.

[04:23:50] I swear they're going to charge me extra for that interaction.

[04:23:54] Now that we have all our stuff, are they replaying the episode?

[04:24:11] Or is it the same episode?

[04:24:13] Where did I miss?

[04:24:21] gotta be the same episode, right? Or not, I'm obviously the same episode, but like

[04:24:30] the same thing that I saw maybe? Yeah. Oh, it's the beginning of it, bro. I think? Yeah,

[04:24:42] Yeah, I recognize that.

[04:24:44] Woo, all right.

[04:24:47] Watching a little bit of TV, before we go to bed.

[04:24:55] What the heck is that noise?

[04:24:56] Also, why is the screen like this?

[04:25:05] Why can't I get up?

[04:25:06] Dude, somebody's literally taking a leak in there!

[04:25:13] I don't know what to do.

[04:25:17] That's kind of weird.

[04:25:22] Call it a foresight, but there was something very off about that place.

[04:25:29] Yeah, let's get up.

[04:25:32] The fact that somebody was taking a leak in here, a feeling, tiredness was...

[04:25:39] Yeah, you know, somebody came in here.

[04:25:45] There's my door locked.

[04:25:49] Uh, oh shoot.

[04:25:54] Wait, what's happening?

[04:26:01] there's no sink oh it's outside

[04:26:21] spooky bro very spooky I guess we'll leave the blinds open

[04:26:31] They don't want to sleep anymore.

[04:26:35] Only coffee would help me stay up.

[04:26:36] Oh, we're pulling on all nighter.

[04:26:40] We about to pull on all nighter.

[04:26:41] Okay, I'm down.

[04:26:42] How do we do this though?

[04:26:44] Oh, we have to go get the coffee?

[04:26:46] Oh my God.

[04:26:49] The last thing I want to do is kind of leave the room, but at the same time, I guess

[04:26:52] if they have keys, it's not really going to matter, right?

[04:26:58] Where do we get the coffee from?

[04:27:05] This just has water in it.

[04:27:10] I need coffee, my good sir.

[04:27:16] Hey, oh, who's that?

[04:27:21] Uh, coffee?

[04:27:23] You have a great night's sleep?

[04:27:28] I was actually wondering if you had coffee. I feel like I seen it too. I may be thinking of the other place

[04:27:39] Bro said only coffee is gonna keep them up. Oh, maybe it was like on one of these shell things not the chair, but

[04:27:49] I don't even know where the heck did I find coffee? I know it's not in there

[04:27:58] That one's not working.

[04:28:05] Where the coffee at?

[04:28:10] Where the coffee at?

[04:28:11] Oh!

[04:28:12] What's this?

[04:28:13] I didn't need it?

[04:28:14] That's shame.

[04:28:16] I kind of feel comforted by the TV being on.

[04:28:22] It's like way less spooky.

[04:28:26] There's nothing else I can grab.

[04:28:30] What's this?

[04:28:31] Okay.

[04:28:32] I'm sure it just shoved me out of there.

[04:28:35] Why not?

[04:28:38] Where do they keep the coffee at?

[04:28:41] It's gotta be outside of the room, right?

[04:28:54] I guess exploring would also be, oh, is that the coffee machine?

[04:28:59] That's the coffee machine, baby.

[04:29:02] Zero dollars.

[04:29:04] Oh, we got espresso, we got cappuccino.

[04:29:07] Damn, we're getting into that fancy territory.

[04:29:10] French vanilla, no, no, no!

[04:29:13] That's shame.

[04:29:16] Hot chocolate with milk sold out.

[04:29:19] Hey, Espresso's gonna hit hard. Let's just do that. If we want to stay up, we're gonna

[04:29:27] have to hit that Espresso. That's the only way to do it. Consume it. So, we're staying

[04:29:38] We're in a wake, we're wandering.

[04:29:45] What's happening?

[04:29:49] Is that it?

[04:29:51] Ayo.

[04:29:54] Ayo, what's with the coffee, bro?

[04:30:00] Ayo, they spiked my coffee!

[04:30:06] hell no they really spike my coffee dude by the way all the controls are the

[04:30:12] opposite luckily I'm like a master at this but if you look up it'll go down if

[04:30:18] you go down or look up if you move left it'll move right just to give you guys

[04:30:23] an idea that's what's happening right now that's why it's a little tricky but

[04:30:26] I'll make it six so we got to go this way oh shoot hold up hold up hold up

[04:30:33] hold up hold up hold up hey oh hey somebody roofied us dude hey I can't

[04:30:43] even oh no I can't read the text seven so we're over there like right over

[04:30:50] here somewhere right oh my god number nine baby we did it get the safety

[04:31:01] come on oh god oh god hold up hold up oh good lord why did I lose it like this

[04:31:11] go straight in close the door I guess we're gonna have to sleep this off dude

[04:31:22] we're gonna have to sleep this off thank God we made it to our room though

[04:31:31] Dude, that's wild.

[04:31:33] Bro, they serving up spiked coffee in that machine, can you believe it?

[04:31:40] Spiked coffee!

[04:31:42] That's crazy.

[04:31:43] Oh hell no, we got into the spooky hours too.

[04:31:46] Frickin' 318 AM?

[04:31:50] 318? I was sedated.

[04:31:52] Oh my god.

[04:32:01] Ayo, somebody's in my room, somebody is wild right now.

[04:32:11] Yeah, that sounds like a cat purring.

[04:32:17] Let's get up.

[04:32:20] Holy shoot.

[04:32:22] Ayo, that was some bad coffee, man.

[04:32:24] Would have made a difference if I drank the cappuccino instead.

[04:32:28] Somebody's in here. It's probably that he he he guy mr. giggles over there

[04:32:34] Guarantee we're about to see mr. giggles

[04:32:36] Oh, A.O. somebody's coming to the door, A.O. somebody's coming to the door.

[04:32:41] Who the freak is that, bro?

[04:32:48] What the...

[04:32:52] Oh!

[04:32:56] Did he jump out the window?

[04:33:00] Ah!

[04:33:06] I didn't know you could die!

[04:33:13] What the heck?

[04:33:16] I didn't know I could make a wrong move, dude.

[04:33:19] What the freak was that?

[04:33:22] Oh my god.

[04:33:26] I don't save.

[04:33:28] Dude, I swear I didn't know you could lose in this game.

[04:33:33] That's too funny.

[04:33:35] I

[04:33:39] Bro jumping at me like Casper, oh

[04:33:43] No

[04:33:46] They're really gonna make me do this from the beginning. Oh my bro. What the freak come on get to the yapping. How much for a room?

[04:33:55] How much 48 good pay the cash

[04:33:58] pay the man I

[04:34:00] I was trying to find the dude myself. I didn't know like they were gonna force me to

[04:34:06] Like answer the knock in the door instead. That's what's weird

[04:34:12] That's kind of weird to me. All right room number nine talk about the car pay the man

[04:34:18] Dude, that's kind of frustrating

[04:34:23] All right, thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I gotta go get my stuff first

[04:34:27] So we gotta go to the room, right?

[04:34:28] Yeah, let's grab an energy drink so we can run faster.

[04:34:34] Energy soda, buy it, let's go, $3, 300 rupals.

[04:34:41] Yeah, pretty sure we got got.

[04:34:44] Hey, let's try the cappuccino this time.

[04:34:46] See what happens.

[04:34:47] Why do they have those two random things there?

[04:34:59] Alright, we know there's a dude over here.

[04:35:02] You scared the crap out of me.

[04:35:06] Who are you?

[04:35:07] He he he.

[04:35:08] Please wait outside.

[04:35:09] I said go get your stuff.

[04:35:14] I'm gone.

[04:35:15] Please wait outside.

[04:35:16] was it that guy was that the dude in the white that went after me I find it's so

[04:35:26] funny that the game makes you walk so much faster when you crab walk you have

[04:35:32] to walk to the side

[04:35:34] Just dump all our stuff here.

[04:35:45] I know we changed shirts, but I'm thinking it's the same guy.

[04:35:52] Oh, shoot, did we run out of energy?

[04:35:57] And we got to drink another energy drink

[04:36:08] Damn that's so funny that the game actually wanted you to

[04:36:16] To go open the door that's crazy even though we heard this man in here

[04:36:21] What was acting a little sussing?

[04:36:28] Yeah, get out of here.

[04:36:35] Get out of here.

[04:36:39] Here we have to hit the sack.

[04:36:45] Last time it sounded like somebody was peeing.

[04:36:47] Yeah, you see, they're doing it again.

[04:36:50] That's so weird.

[04:36:56] Ayo, I didn't see that before!

[04:36:59] I didn't see that before!

[04:37:01] Dude, there was totally somebody spying on us right there.

[04:37:05] Bro, we got a peep in Tom!

[04:37:09] Oh, damn!

[04:37:14] The feeling of tiredness was overcoming by anxiety.

[04:37:17] A hot cup of coffee could help, I thought to myself.

[04:37:19] Let's go do it

[04:37:22] Let's close the door behind us this time

[04:37:26] How do they spike the coffee that would mean the hotel is it on it?

[04:37:36] What are they saying?

[04:37:40] Hey, we're going with the cappuccino this time

[04:37:43] We are staying well

[04:37:45] Far away from the espresso. That was just too much

[04:37:49] This is way too much.

[04:37:58] I thought for a second that the cappuccino was good.

[04:38:00] I was like, oh, I don't need to go through that stuff anymore.

[04:38:05] Damn, bro.

[04:38:07] All right, here we go.

[04:38:10] Back at it again.

[04:38:11] All right, let's focus up.

[04:38:15] You got this.

[04:38:20] Just gonna go on a straight line here.

[04:38:27] Straight line.

[04:38:28] It should be number nine, right?

[04:38:31] Oh, easy.

[04:38:32] Look at me.

[04:38:33] Look at me go.

[04:38:34] I'm gonna close this.

[04:38:35] Close the door.

[04:38:36] Close the door.

[04:38:37] Close the door.

[04:38:38] Close the door.

[04:38:39] Close the door.

[04:38:40] Close the door.

[04:38:41] Close the door!

[04:38:43] Close, close the door!

[04:38:45] Almost focused! Close the door!

[04:38:49] Okay, we're just gonna go to bed.

[04:38:51] I don't think it matters, right?

[04:38:53] It's not gonna matter, right?

[04:38:55] Please tell me it's not gonna matter.

[04:38:59] The door's gonna be closed, right?

[04:39:03] I don't wanna waste the time trying to close the door.

[04:39:05] I was clicking and it wasn't working.

[04:39:11] it's gonna be like what 318 am

[04:39:17] i was sedated

[04:39:26] dude that'd be so unnerving here in that though

[04:39:33] that'd be so unnerving bro

[04:39:39] How come the phone's not ringing this time?

[04:39:41] It's kind of weird.

[04:39:47] Are we gonna get the guy that knocks again?

[04:39:53] Yeah, why is it different this time?

[04:40:00] George, just leave.

[04:40:05] Didn't feel safe going out.

[04:40:07] Oh.

[04:40:09] Oh, hang on, oh no.

[04:40:18] So did we just sleep?

[04:40:19] What's going on here?

[04:40:20] What's different?

[04:40:23] Dude, what's going on?

[04:40:30] We know the guy's in the closet, but why is it?

[04:40:37] Oh man, it is what it is, right?

[04:40:45] Camp in the door.

[04:40:52] There we go, triggered it.

[04:41:03] We know it can't be as bad as the dude in the closet, so just open the door.

[04:41:08] Didn't I specifically tell you not to wake anyone up?

[04:41:13] I have complaints.

[04:41:14] What are you making all those goofy noises for?

[04:41:17] Whatever it is, just keep it down, miss.

[04:41:22] Is that- why are your eyes all red?

[04:41:24] A coffee machine, bro.

[04:41:26] Goofy noises?

[04:41:27] Hey, what did this man do to me?

[04:41:31] Are you messing with me?

[04:41:34] We don't have no coffee machine here.

[04:41:36] Bro, it's right over there.

[04:41:38] Okay, okay, here, I've had enough

[04:41:40] of your crazy goons here

[04:41:42] for once I thought we had a sober guess,

[04:41:45] but I guess just the crazy one here.

[04:41:47] Follow me, lead Joe to the, come on.

[04:41:54] Come on, buddy, let's go.

[04:41:55] Let me show you.

[04:41:56] I remember exactly where it was,

[04:41:58] it was right there at the corner.

[04:42:01] God damn

[04:42:03] Goofy noises. Hey, what did this guy do?

[04:42:07] What was bro doing a coffee machine is gone

[04:42:14] Where it was Joe

[04:42:16] But there is you could walk a little faster. I'm just saying

[04:42:21] Well back to the room. I swear God dude. It was right here. I said go back now

[04:42:31] Okay, buddy, there should be some medication in your room that should offer you some relief check the table by the TV

[04:42:40] Okay

[04:42:42] Hell no this happens do this happens to you at a motel

[04:42:46] You got a skedaddle skadoodle. You know what?

[04:42:49] I'm actually gonna get myself an energy drink. Oh

[04:42:53] Yeah, the pills. I remember that that's the door that we opened earlier, right?

[04:42:56] Hey, what the heck's over there?

[04:43:06] Orange drink.

[04:43:07] Let's get this energy soda.

[04:43:09] Some caffeine in our system, you know what I mean?

[04:43:12] I want to drink those pills.

[04:43:13] I know, who would just like take, bro, we just got sedated.

[04:43:17] Why on earth would we choose to consume more random stuff in our system that we don't

[04:43:24] know what it's gonna do. Hell man. That's the last thing you want. Goofy noises too. I

[04:43:34] wonder what the goofy noises were. I'm glad that the bathroom door is open. I guess we

[04:43:38] do this. Then we'll do this. I wouldn't take the pills but requires water. Oh do we have

[04:43:49] to sink to do this? I'm going outside. I know for a fact, bro's in there, so I'm going outside.

[04:44:07] How did they know we have to go to the sink, don't we? God damn it. How did bro know I

[04:44:15] was gonna drink some coffee like he risked it all on the coffee machine or I

[04:44:20] guess he knew I guess he was unknown also who just has like a random coffee

[04:44:26] machine set up I'm just gonna follow with the games telling you to follow right

[04:44:35] we got to take the pills we got to do what we got to do last time I navigated

[04:44:40] away from the storyline. I immediately died so we'll go along with it. I don't know why

[04:44:49] in the right mind that they actually took the pills. Apparently this is what somebody

[04:44:53] did. They're just going to back away slowly. Oh my god. That would have been so cool if

[04:45:00] they showed like a figure in the freaking mirror. And well we're going to go to bed

[04:45:04] like this? Does it want me to look into the closet?

[04:45:16] Oh, God, I guess so, right?

[04:45:20] You gotta do it. We gotta do it. Whoa, what the freak? We go

[04:45:23] pee.

[04:45:24] I'm hearing, like, random noises.

[04:45:36] Ugh.

[04:45:37] I don't want to go in there.

[04:45:42] Hey, we safe like this.

[04:45:49] Hey, how did you hear that?

[04:45:56] Hey, how did you hear that?

[04:46:01] Let go of me.

[04:46:10] Hey, somebody's there, man.

[04:46:18] somebody's in your room.

[04:46:22] Huh?

[04:46:24] Huh?

[04:46:30] Why were you saying hello?

[04:46:36] Is it through the vents? What is this?

[04:46:43] God.

[04:46:48] He's saying hello through the thing?

[04:47:03] Oh my God.

[04:47:11] Oh, somebody's at the door?

[04:47:17] please open the door i need help

[04:47:22] we want

[04:47:23] i need your help please open the door

[04:47:28] bro i can't tell if they're in on it though

[04:47:32] haha dude what if they're in on it

[04:47:37] now i'm gonna be like

[04:47:39] double teamed over here

[04:47:41] at both these people

[04:47:52] open the door

[04:47:54] oh god

[04:47:56] oh god this is so bad

[04:47:58] this is so bad

[04:48:05] I thought bro was in the closet though.

[04:48:15] I normally wouldn't open the door but I'm feeling like why are they...

[04:48:20] Last time I went to go to the door, I went to look in the closet and guess what happened?

[04:48:25] I lose.

[04:48:26] Now I open the door and guess what happens?

[04:48:29] I lose.

[04:48:31] Please please have the game saved at a decent area

[04:48:38] What is this? No way

[04:48:41] Goddamn

[04:48:46] Hey, maybe the hotel guys in on it

[04:48:50] Yeah, let's try to do this fast we'll try to do this fast

[04:48:57] Speedrun

[04:49:01] We'll drink the energy drink so we can move faster.

[04:49:13] I'm trying man.

[04:49:14] I'm going to try and go as fast as I can.

[04:49:17] That's ridiculous.

[04:49:19] I feel like there's somebody in the closet too, no?

[04:49:22] Or why would he leave?

[04:49:23] Why would he leave from the closet?

[04:49:27] Oh, he's sprinting now.

[04:49:30] Look at this go wrong door

[04:49:39] Yeah

[04:49:43] Let's go let's go let's go let's go get her stuff

[04:49:48] Let's go get her stuff

[04:49:55] Kind of got to make like five trips

[04:50:00] He was there and then left later.

[04:50:02] Why would he leave though?

[04:50:03] Oh, when I went to go show the coffee machine?

[04:50:10] I guess he would take the opportunity to leave.

[04:50:13] In case I was going to say like, hey, can you check out my room or something, right?

[04:50:18] Dude, that is absolutely wild.

[04:50:24] I would never open a door for somebody at a motel.

[04:50:27] If you had to stay at a cheap motel for whatever reason let's say it was just like the only place in the middle of nowhere at night

[04:50:33] It's kind of like you got to take your

[04:50:36] You have to take your chances and just

[04:50:39] Not do anything

[04:50:44] Stay there with like a deadbolt lock to

[04:50:47] I'm sure this whole establishment isn't on it. They put the coffee machine there then they took it out

[04:50:52] Now, that's pretty good though.

[04:50:56] If they could have a full blown coffee machine

[04:50:59] and just make it look like it was part of the place,

[04:51:02] I could see that working.

[04:51:04] And it would be obvious too.

[04:51:05] They would know the person going back to the room

[04:51:07] with the coffee, who they sedated, and all that stuff.

[04:51:10] It would be easy peasy.

[04:51:19] Easy peasy.

[04:51:21] Okay, so we're gonna get some sleep, right?

[04:51:23] Or no, we're gonna see this.

[04:51:24] Somebody's gonna look at us over here.

[04:51:26] I kinda wanna see him go to the window this time.

[04:51:35] Oh my God.

[04:51:38] You crazy.

[04:51:41] I think it's from the vents that we're hearing somebody pee.

[04:51:47] Hey, what was that noise?

[04:51:51] Oh

[04:51:54] It's got to be the room next to me it's got to be room number 10

[04:51:59] Hey, oh, I just solved the mystery. It's got to be room number 10, bro

[04:52:05] This is when we go get the coffee, right

[04:52:14] Just buy it they're both gonna drive me at the end of the day dude. This is like a

[04:52:18] Like a, easily 10-20k machine right here.

[04:52:23] And bro's using it to like, sedate people.

[04:52:27] Unless he stole it from like, a motel.

[04:52:32] It was like legitimately at a motel and he just put it in the back of his trunk.

[04:52:37] Put some sedatives.

[04:52:40] Coffee mixer.

[04:52:41] I mean you do only have two options.

[04:52:44] Okay, we gotta do this right.

[04:52:47] We gotta do this right.

[04:52:48] We back up a little bit.

[04:52:49] We go this way and we move straight.

[04:52:51] Gotta go straight ahead.

[04:53:03] I think this is gonna be...

[04:53:05] Is that a guy right there?

[04:53:08] Man, I thought I saw a guy right there.

[04:53:10] Well, that's room number eight.

[04:53:12] Okay, last time we got a call, and I couldn't close the door, maybe I wasn't close enough?

[04:53:30] Maybe I wasn't close enough.

[04:53:35] Ah, I wasn't.

[04:53:36] Okay.

[04:53:37] I just want to see if they'll actually call me now.

[04:53:41] So then that would mean three hours goes by three hours of goofy noises apparently because

[04:53:52] that's what the neighbors were saying that they were hearing some goofy noises for three

[04:53:57] hours.

[04:53:58] Dude.

[04:53:59] Hell no.

[04:54:00] What was bro doing?

[04:54:02] I gotta find out.

[04:54:09] We're so close too.

[04:54:17] We're so close.

[04:54:19] No phone ringing again.

[04:54:20] That's crazy.

[04:54:21] We're going to get a knock on the door?

[04:54:28] When do we get the knock on the door?

[04:54:43] Are they going to help?

[04:55:03] Somebody's in there.

[04:55:04] Is Brogdon a knock?

[04:55:05] Oh my God, bro.

[04:55:06] Is Bro gonna knock?

[04:55:11] Oh my god, bro.

[04:55:19] Let's hide under the covers quickly!

[04:55:22] Hide under the covers!

[04:55:26] What was that noise?

[04:55:31] Oh, there we go.

[04:55:34] Open the door.

[04:55:35] I heard goofy noises.

[04:55:40] Okay, let's go, bro.

[04:55:44] Follow me, Joe.

[04:55:45] Follow me.

[04:55:46] I'm gonna walk so slow.

[04:55:59] I keep feeling I was gonna die every time I go past the closet, walking around it.

[04:56:05] Joe, I can explain.

[04:56:09] It was right here.

[04:56:13] Oh, man.

[04:56:18] There should be some pills, dude.

[04:56:23] I still can't believe that.

[04:56:26] Apparently, this happened to somebody, right, and you're telling me that they took the

[04:56:30] pills, drank it, dude.

[04:56:33] Utterly, wild.

[04:56:41] Now the closet door is open, okay.

[04:56:43] That kind of makes sense.

[04:56:45] We'll drink our pills, we'll do our thing.

[04:56:51] So we know he's not in there, so we can open the closet, right?

[04:56:56] Maybe we're more than supposed to take pills.

[04:57:06] Helicopter, helicopter!

[04:57:13] What the heck was that?

[04:57:24] Hey, was that a photo?

[04:57:37] Oh, hell no.

[04:57:38] Bruh, that is the creepiest thing.

[04:57:57] Who is it?

[04:57:59] Please open the door.

[04:58:01] I need help.

[04:58:02] What do you want?

[04:58:05] I need your help, please.

[04:58:07] Let's open the door.

[04:58:10] Do nothing.

[04:58:11] Are we going to kick it down or what?

[04:58:15] I want to see the tea.

[04:58:17] I know you're in there.

[04:58:20] God damn it.

[04:58:22] I can't call for help.

[04:58:25] Let me see if I can do any of that.

[04:58:36] Let's drink some more water, or we're like washing our face or something, I don't know.

[04:58:48] We're passing the time while this bro is casually banging on my door, which I hope people will

[04:58:56] complain about.

[04:58:57] Should I go hide in the bathroom?

[04:59:05] I don't want to click on the door and, like, it's just going to open it.

[04:59:23] Alright, I feel like I've

[04:59:25] let enough time pass. We got to open the door, let's see.

[04:59:29] Thank God.

[04:59:30] Please leave, buddy.

[04:59:32] I just need to talk to you. I swear, I'm not a cop.

[04:59:38] Uh, please go away or I'm going to call the cops.

[04:59:42] Pretty late.

[04:59:46] HELL!

[04:59:49] Should we hide in the closet?

[04:59:52] Should we hide in the closet?

[05:00:02] Excuse me!

[05:00:07] Excuse me?

[05:00:12] Oh my god, please have it saved somewhere closer.

[05:00:22] I guess we need to hide in the closet.

[05:00:23] Bro, that is- it's like an obvi- it's the same place as the bathroom.

[05:00:28] Oh, bro! This is so annoying.

[05:00:36] Dude, this is so annoying now. I want to see what happens and I can't do that because it's a

[05:00:42] freaking game. Apparently it's telling me I'm making all the wrong decisions over here.

[05:00:48] I thought with the bathroom door it's just more secure. It's another door at the very least,

[05:00:53] right? I think it's gonna be one of two things. Either I need it to get to the phone

[05:00:57] Somehow, I either need to get to the phone or go into the closet.

[05:01:07] It's going to be one of those two things, right?

[05:01:09] Bro has extra vision.

[05:01:10] Yeah, literally.

[05:01:11] He knew instantly to go there, dude.

[05:01:15] Instantly.

[05:01:17] This guy, dude.

[05:01:26] This guy, creepy.

[05:01:28] Mr. Giggles.

[05:01:32] I hate that I have to make like three trips to get all my stuff.

[05:01:37] Three trips, bro.

[05:01:39] Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.

[05:01:45] The fastest way to run is to crab walk over there.

[05:01:51] Can I just have like this stuff in here and it's fine?

[05:01:54] Oh my god it is!

[05:01:56] Dude thank god.

[05:01:58] Like I really don't think it matters that's why.

[05:02:00] It's okay.

[05:02:01] I'll live with my dog for my cap.

[05:02:04] I'll live bro.

[05:02:05] I had to get my stuff in the room before I could sleep.

[05:02:07] No!

[05:02:08] Oh my Jesus!

[05:02:09] It really made me do it.

[05:02:11] at least I was able to talk to this dude first this time.

[05:02:16] You think it's gonna be the closet?

[05:02:18] I feel like it's risky.

[05:02:20] I feel like I'll have enough time to try the phone

[05:02:22] if the phone doesn't work,

[05:02:24] and then go to the closet.

[05:02:27] I'm gonna do that.

[05:02:33] One more trip. Come on, come on, come on.

[05:02:35] Luckily I'm able to do that coffee thing really fast.

[05:02:41] You know what, I never realized where that one sketchy dude went.

[05:02:50] Where Mr. Giggles went.

[05:02:51] I should have paid attention to that.

[05:02:54] Maybe he went into the room next to me.

[05:02:59] We go to bed.

[05:03:00] Okay, we're going to hear somebody peeing.

[05:03:03] And then we got to look to the left.

[05:03:15] Bruh.

[05:03:30] Hey, who's that?

[05:03:33] Wait

[05:03:35] We've never seen that before that's kind of cool actually

[05:03:39] So it is this guy it's freaking room number four then oh

[05:03:44] That makes so much sense and like the coffee machine is right there

[05:03:47] And he can just like bring it inside of the room the moment. He's done with it

[05:03:53] Hide the evidence

[05:03:56] God damn

[05:03:58] Bum bum!

[05:04:02] Sedation time!

[05:04:04] Oh my god!

[05:04:10] I think my room's over here.

[05:04:24] And because it doesn't matter if I close the door or not, we're just gonna go straight

[05:04:27] What's the badest speedrun this?

[05:04:45] Let's go, let's go, let's go, 3.18am.

[05:04:47] I have to know what happens.

[05:04:52] we're so close to the end of the story.

[05:04:59] If I was doing everything right,

[05:05:01] it's supposed to only take 40 minutes.

[05:05:08] So I'm supposed to wait for a knock.

[05:05:11] I think for some reason I'm supposed

[05:05:12] to actually go in here.

[05:05:16] Whatever I do, I don't go into the closet.

[05:05:18] I've never rinsed my face before.

[05:05:22] Well, he was in there.

[05:05:26] I wonder if he's going to attack me while I do this.

[05:05:44] I guess we just got to wait.

[05:05:48] Just hide in the closet next time.

[05:05:50] Okay, okay.

[05:05:53] It would make sense that the game is setting up for that because you could like see through

[05:05:57] the blinds, right?

[05:05:59] And even if I call somebody, it's kind of like, he would still attack me, I guess.

[05:06:07] I'm trying to prompt the knock on the door.

[05:06:14] He's coming! Bro, walk so slow.

[05:06:18] Dude.

[05:06:20] I'll show you where it is, Joe, so that you can not believe me.

[05:06:36] It was this way.

[05:06:43] I lost my light. Oh god, damn. Dude, this light only lasts like two hours max. Not even.

[05:06:59] Wait, is it really done already? God damn. Bro, this thing needs like way better batteries.

[05:07:06] Yeah, it's totally done.

[05:07:09] Sheesh.

[05:07:10] Go back to the rooms.

[05:07:13] What a gun.

[05:07:17] Okay, okay.

[05:07:20] I'm gonna go get the pills that you're talking about.

[05:07:31] Yeah, I guess some water.

[05:07:50] I am going to leave the closet open so that it's easier for me to just run in there.

[05:08:01] Instead of having it closed, do that.

[05:08:08] I think we're going to bed.

[05:08:18] Right?

[05:08:22] Somebody's supposed to be over here and take a photo from what I remember

[05:08:31] There it is who did it

[05:08:42] Ain't no way that was English ain't no way

[05:08:52] Come on.

[05:09:02] Come on.

[05:09:07] Do nothing.

[05:09:08] Okay.

[05:09:09] Should we...

[05:09:10] I know you're in there.

[05:09:11] Let's do this so that we can fool them to think you're in there.

[05:09:18] Let's do this so that we could fool him to thinking that we're in the bathroom

[05:09:26] Please leave please go away

[05:09:30] What if I just do nothing ah

[05:09:37] One of the closet I'm listening to you guys. I'm going in the closet

[05:09:43] Or maybe under the bed

[05:09:48] I

[05:10:06] Oh my god

[05:10:18] It's kind of goofy.

[05:10:39] Damn!

[05:10:40] So the clerk came to the rescue.

[05:10:42] To this day I find it really weird that the manager inferred not to get police involved

[05:10:49] as it would have affected Motel's reputation and let go of the situation.

[05:10:53] I believe town could have been home to a cult or a drug ring or possibly something even

[05:10:58] worse.

[05:10:59] Absolutely.

[05:11:00] Absolutely.

[05:11:01] Tommy arrived with the car after what felt like a year.

[05:11:06] I never went on long road trips again.

[05:11:08] I would always take airplanes. Dude.

[05:11:12] Dude.

[05:11:16] That is a cult 1000%.

[05:11:23] I love how that was the end though.

[05:11:24] So bro saw that somebody kicked the door down,

[05:11:29] knocked him out and then said, we don't need to get police involved.

[05:11:34] Wait, let's get this going on. Let's just keep this going on.

[05:11:38] We don't need to get the police ball, man.

[05:11:42] Geez.

[05:11:45] That was kinda spooky, though.

[05:11:46] Hearing that, like, light knock at the door.

[05:11:49] And then moving up to it, and then somebody just being like,

[05:11:51] I don't know.

[05:11:53] It's so weird.

[05:11:55] We're about to spill some frikatee at the Carson House.

[05:11:59] So curious to know...

[05:12:01] What this story is gonna be about.

[05:12:05] So without further ado...

[05:12:08] Let's get into it. Hi guys doing by the way, hopefully all good vibes all

[05:12:16] Good vibes on a what is it today Friday?

[05:12:21] My name is Noah, I'm a 28 year old male from the Midwest. I

[05:12:26] Have no idea why they're probably better to get my mouse curse out of there, right?

[05:12:32] No idea why I'm sending this but I hope my story can be a lesson

[05:12:35] This happened to me when I was 18, but I remember this incident like it was yesterday as trauma

[05:12:42] dictated a major part of my life.

[05:12:45] Okay, for a little background, my dad was a realtor and almost always became friends

[05:12:52] with his clients.

[05:12:54] One day he came home and pitched me a small job offer for the weekend.

[05:12:58] One of his old clients was going away for a few days and needed somebody he could

[05:13:03] trust to watch over his house. The man worked as a COO at a local media company.

[05:13:10] Dad told me the man would pay me a hundred dollars just to watch the house and do some

[05:13:16] basic chores. That is a good deal. God damn. I accepted the offer as I had nothing interesting

[05:13:26] going for the weekend. Besides, I thought I could use the time to get my school

[05:13:32] work done. Plus, I wasn't picky where my pocket money came from. My dad drove me to the house.

[05:13:41] Made fair enough. Why would you be picky about that? Watching a freaking house for one night?

[05:13:48] That's a pretty good deal, man. For a hundred dollars? That's a pretty good deal.

[05:13:54] All right, let's get started on my coffee. I can't tell if I'm coffee.

[05:13:57] Sure, we'll stay up and come back, stay up and come back, why not?

[05:14:03] Ah, so, hey, we gotta avoid the baskets already, we're doing our laundry, we're doing some

[05:14:16] of that laundry, yo, this laundry mat kind of reminds me exactly of, that was that

[05:14:25] I mean, everywhere, everything, all at once, in that movie.

[05:14:29] It's exactly like that.

[05:14:32] Ooh, can I play?

[05:14:36] Can I play?

[05:14:38] Please.

[05:14:39] Oh, man, you just gonna tease me like that?

[05:14:44] You really just gonna tease me like that?

[05:14:47] What do we need to do? We gotta get some change or something?

[05:14:49] No?

[05:14:50] No?

[05:14:51] Reveal to me my task, please.

[05:14:56] Hey, we're hungry.

[05:14:59] Hey-oh!

[05:15:00] Empty vending machine!

[05:15:02] It's a wild sight.

[05:15:05] Hey, we're hungry.

[05:15:07] Hey-oh!

[05:15:08] Empty vending machine!

[05:15:10] Hey-oh!

[05:15:11] Empty vending machine!

[05:15:13] It's a wild sight.

[05:15:16] What?

[05:15:17] What do I do, man?

[05:15:19] Am I doing my lawn or am I doing somebody else's- hey, we're just leaving.

[05:15:26] Hey, we're just running out of here, then.

[05:15:28] Oh.

[05:15:29] Hey, that's creepy.

[05:15:30] That's like some back room stuff right there.

[05:15:32] Dude.

[05:15:33] That's literally like some back room stuff.

[05:15:37] That's a long hallway, man.

[05:15:42] What's happening?

[05:15:45] Sprint?

[05:15:47] Hey, my man's having a fever dream right now.

[05:15:55] This dude's having a fever dream.

[05:16:02] I have to know, why did the devs make it so that when you crapwad?

[05:16:06] Oh, shit.

[05:16:08] What the fuck?

[05:16:10] Bleach.

[05:16:12] What?

[05:16:14] you put it where that pull up where's the bleach any bleach I don't know what

[05:16:29] I'm sure it's talking about me.

[05:16:36] I SAID I NEED BLANCH!

[05:16:46] Time's over. We're here. We're here. You said you could do this. Wake up now. Wake up, Noah. No, wake up!

[05:16:59] Damn. I wasn't lying.

[05:17:04] What's happened to fever treatment?

[05:17:06] I still think you can do this Noah.

[05:17:12] How long did I doze off for?

[05:17:16] Doesn't matter. Can you do this now?

[05:17:20] I've got this. What I call it said the key should be under the fake rock.

[05:17:25] Got it. He says it's in the backyard.

[05:17:29] like I said keep the doors locked and don't open the door for anyone hurt you

[05:17:34] the first time dad okay now get your bunions to work hope you know I'm only

[05:17:41] in it for the snags

[05:17:47] okay

[05:17:50] Okay.

[05:17:57] Especially if I'm not going to be scooching in, god damn it.

[05:18:10] This is good distance.

[05:18:12] This feels like I'm like a micrometer off for being comfortable.

[05:18:19] And I could never be satisfied

[05:18:23] There's a nice neighborhood

[05:18:26] Is it now?

[05:18:29] Is it a nice neighborhood?

[05:18:32] Hey, it's like one of them creepy ones from the Varian

[05:18:38] It's one of them the Varian neighborhoods, man

[05:18:43] I had to get the key from the backyard. Let's go

[05:18:48] Where do we go this way?

[05:19:02] I don't know what's gonna be spooky about this.

[05:19:05] Fake rock from...

[05:19:07] Backyard.

[05:19:18] Oh, that's a dog, bro.

[05:19:20] I was like, what is that?

[05:19:22] The graphics in the rendering time.

[05:19:24] What in the...

[05:19:26] What the heck is that?

[05:19:30] Hey, I don't see no fake rock.

[05:19:35] Is my man lying?

[05:19:37] Do I even have a cell phone on me?

[05:19:39] You all see a rock? I didn't see it. Why would it need to put it under the mat?

[05:19:55] Fake rock was by the old dockhouse. The old dockhouse.

[05:20:01] this one this one this one ah fake rocky let's go

[05:20:08] there's a good boy there's a good boy

[05:20:14] we in ready to talk about we're in did not disturb for any reason oh dude why

[05:20:28] I think it was like some mutant down here. I thought it was gonna lead us to like some basement

[05:20:34] Some dude in the back

[05:20:40] Wasn't the case sadly

[05:20:50] We'll leave that door open. Oh shoot that's a

[05:20:52] I really had to pee, so we have to find the bathroom.

[05:21:18] I love it, our first quest is going to be the P quest.

[05:21:28] What's that noise?

[05:21:37] What is that?

[05:21:40] How's your allergies? Not good.

[05:21:42] Definitely a lot better though.

[05:21:44] Oh

[05:21:58] That's the gardener, bro, okay. Oh, I don't think you guys can hear it

[05:22:05] It was like right outside. I was like, huh?

[05:22:09] Rally was too lazy to model the garage

[05:22:14] I guess we're gonna have to go pee upstairs that I

[05:22:21] Realize the house is way bigger than ours

[05:22:24] That's pretty big house. It's a creepy-looking bed though

[05:22:28] There's a creepy-looking room in general

[05:22:33] Turn on the light

[05:22:37] No

[05:22:40] We found the toilets

[05:22:44] Let's go.

[05:22:58] Gotta be done, bro. Gotta be done. Can we clean up our mess right now?

[05:23:07] We can't? Oh, shoot. I didn't do it then. Yeah, I didn't do it. Don't fright me like that.

[05:23:14] What happened we got a cat

[05:23:18] Thanks for taking up the old job kid really appreciate you doing this sorry I had to leave early

[05:23:26] Mr. Carson

[05:23:30] My bad, it's Roy got this contract from Walter

[05:23:34] Work is really getting the best of me here. Oh, no problem. Carson. My pleasure really ha ha

[05:23:40] Hey, why did it just switch from the green text to the blue text?

[05:23:44] It's kind of awkward.

[05:23:47] And who's this?

[05:24:00] Roy Carson!

[05:24:01] I wouldn't have asked for anyone if it wasn't for Zeke Zeke.

[05:24:06] Boy's been a little sick lately.

[05:24:08] I'll take care of him in the house now that I'm here.

[05:24:11] here you have nothing to worry about Mr. Carson. Are we talking about the dog?

[05:24:19] That's a little weird. I'm talking about the dog, right?

[05:24:27] Why would you leave me in a babysit? Mr. Carson's bedroom had this weird

[05:24:33] smell of wet clothes.

[05:24:41] I don't like the music, man.

[05:24:46] Hell no!

[05:24:48] Somebody's in here!

[05:24:50] Oh!

[05:24:51] Oh!

[05:24:52] You stay put!

[05:24:55] You stay in there!

[05:24:58] Hell no!

[05:24:59] Uh, speaking of him, I wanted to remind you, it's his dinner time.

[05:25:04] If you can get him his dog food from the basement.

[05:25:07] Let's go do that.

[05:25:08] Let's follow the script, because every time I deviate away from the script, I die and

[05:25:13] I have to do this thing all over again.

[05:25:16] I mean about that life.

[05:25:19] The basement was a little too dark.

[05:25:23] Yeah, you're telling me.

[05:25:26] I can't see nothing.

[05:25:33] But we gotta get this dog food, right?

[05:25:38] I apologize for those lights in the basement. You can grab the flashlight in the storage room upstairs

[05:25:43] Bro, you could have mentioned that earlier

[05:25:45] I gotta go. I will close in the store by the way. I don't want anybody following me

[05:25:50] They gotta go all the way upstairs

[05:25:53] Grab what we need

[05:25:55] Just to head back downstairs

[05:25:57] Where the heck is the stairs again?

[05:26:02] Hey, I'm lost

[05:26:05] I'm lost

[05:26:08] Am I just going around in a circle here?

[05:26:13] There we go

[05:26:18] In the storage room

[05:26:31] Oh

[05:26:38] Is it a storage room?

[05:26:42] I can't see anything.

[05:26:43] This has got to be the storage room, right?

[05:26:48] Y'all see a flashlight?

[05:26:51] I don't see nothing.

[05:26:54] What the heck is that?

[05:27:02] How do we turn on the light in here?

[05:27:08] Ugh.

[05:27:13] It's time! We stood up straight, boys!

[05:27:18] You don't see anything either, right?

[05:27:20] Maybe it's somewhere on the floor?

[05:27:22] I feel like I... I feel like I checked that.

[05:27:28] Look.

[05:27:30] Nothing.

[05:27:33] Found it.

[05:27:38] Man, this house is so confusing.

[05:27:48] So we gotta get the dog food and basements and homes is the dog food.

[05:28:02] Bubba?

[05:28:03] We found it!

[05:28:04] How do we use it?

[05:28:05] Where do we use it?

[05:28:11] Is it this?

[05:28:12] Is it the wet food?

[05:28:17] Oh!

[05:28:18] Bro, want some wet food?

[05:28:25] Ba-ba!

[05:28:28] Let's use it.

[05:28:34] There's the other bathroom!

[05:28:41] Oh dude, that's so good to know.

[05:28:44] Okay, where's...

[05:28:45] Where's the backyard?

[05:28:46] Over here?

[05:28:47] What's with that freaking music?

[05:28:48] Where's the backyard?

[05:28:50] Over here

[05:29:02] It's what that freaky music playing that freaky music

[05:29:09] Had to open the can you're kidding me

[05:29:11] What?

[05:29:15] Now where the consistent in this video game? The consistency is immaculate

[05:29:25] I'm guessing that

[05:29:27] Hold to use that's what I'm trying to do I was not working up nice doggy

[05:29:57] I got your food right here I got your food right here

[05:30:06] You can have the can too, it's on me, they took a boy, they took a boy.

[05:30:24] I didn't throw it at him.

[05:30:29] Uh oh, Roy's texting me.

[05:30:36] What does he want?

[05:30:38] Hey, get her from Walter, your computer whiz, huh?

[05:30:42] I have a favor to ask.

[05:30:44] My computer has been acting weirdly lately, and my whole security system is tied to him.

[05:30:51] Oh yeah, you got a whole security system set up here.

[05:30:58] A lot of expensive equipment laying around don't want anything happening to it.

[05:31:06] Yeah, I understand.

[05:31:07] I'll just take a look at your computer.

[05:31:11] Where's the computer at?

[05:31:20] probably in his room same thing

[05:31:37] but then dude his room is freaky though

[05:31:42] bro's got that freaky room that's password I'm assuming

[05:31:48] What does that say? Ayle Carson? 5387?

[05:31:53] Hold on let me check the this ah thank god. We don't have to go in his room just just yet

[05:32:03] How do we use this?

[05:32:06] Bruh!

[05:32:08] It's not gonna be this computer. Oh my god!

[05:32:12] I didn't want to have to do it. I didn't want to have to use

[05:32:15] The computer in his room.

[05:32:25] It's spooky in there, mate.

[05:32:35] I don't think it's in here.

[05:32:41] Nah, it's definitely that green-screen room.

[05:32:46] It's definitely that room because...

[05:32:49] That's the expensive equipment that's all over the place.

[05:32:54] That he's referring to, like all this stuff.

[05:32:56] It's weird though, how come...

[05:32:59] What was that noise?

[05:33:04] What was that? Goddamn door!

[05:33:08] So how do we...

[05:33:11] How do we access the computer crouch sit

[05:33:23] Dogs out there

[05:33:35] It's not working

[05:33:41] Hmm.

[05:33:42] Why isn't it working?

[05:33:48] L-Cars at 53A7.

[05:33:56] There's literally no other computers.

[05:34:03] You haven't checked the other room in his room?

[05:34:05] There's no way it's in that room.

[05:34:07] There's no way it's going to be in that room, I swear.

[05:34:17] Nice.

[05:34:28] Check it, it won't hurt.

[05:34:30] You know what?

[05:34:31] It is going to hurt if somebody's in there and will literally kill me.

[05:34:37] How about that?

[05:34:44] You know what?

[05:34:45] I haven't checked any of these rooms though.

[05:34:47] They like that door lock.

[05:34:54] Oh, this is the office.

[05:35:19] Okay, okay.

[05:35:22] Well Carson, something something, right?

[05:35:25] 53A7.

[05:35:39] Was it lowercase?

[05:35:43] Capital.

[05:35:45] One capital letter.

[05:35:50] About 3 A7, right?

[05:35:57] Welcome!

[05:36:00] Okay.

[05:36:07] System has encountered a critical error.

[05:36:10] That's not good.

[05:36:19] trial for a limited time period? What? Your children catch colds, your computer

[05:36:26] catches viruses, get both protection. Hey, that sounds, that sounds sketchy, man. Ain't

[05:36:35] no way this kid fell for that. I'm sure he did. I'm just gonna follow the script.

[05:36:41] I never would do this, but I'm sure this kid fell for it, that's why.

[05:36:46] Did I just win a free iPhone? Oh my god!

[05:36:50] That's like one of those moments, one of those computer moments.

[05:36:53] It's a virus, 96, okay. We are now fully

[05:36:58] protected. Download now. Download the virus on the computer. Let's go.

[05:37:02] I love how Carson, Carson

[05:37:06] entrusted us, hold on.

[05:37:11] Carson entrusted us with this computer.

[05:37:16] Two threats found.

[05:37:36] Security threat.

[05:37:37] Trojan.

[05:37:39] Risk high.

[05:37:45] the goddamn threats. Remove the goddamn threats. You love viruses? To each

[05:37:56] their own. Everybody's got a kink. You're protected. Let's go. That's what I'm

[05:38:05] talking about. Now we can access everything, right? Hey. Hey, I worked out

[05:38:10] at the end of the day. It wasn't a virus.

[05:38:15] What is where I want can I look at it now well I'm just gonna look through the

[05:38:22] cameras then oh we have night mode that's kind of cool actually see better

[05:38:31] in night mode. Evelyn Cooper. Evelyn! I'll see you in the game! I'll see you in the game!

[05:38:46] I'm gonna put my chair back a little bit. Get a little bit more relaxed now that we

[05:38:53] are not encountering any spookies. Also, how did my camera manage to like continuously

[05:39:00] go this way.

[05:39:02] Anything spooky?

[05:39:16] The dog's still eating!

[05:39:19] Jesus Christ.

[05:39:20] We got a slow eater over here.

[05:39:28] looks good though. Yeah. I'd say all looks pretty good. What's in their cycling bin?

[05:39:38] Huh? Sway to what? Restore. Guide. Oh, I thought that was an S. Test it. File type unknown.

[05:39:51] What is this?

[05:39:54] Guide to being a better person.

[05:39:59] Talk and talk.

[05:40:00] Directed by Alec Carson.

[05:40:02] Oh, sheesh!

[05:40:05] That's what he was filming down below.

[05:40:06] Feel free to take a break whenever you need it.

[05:40:10] Step one.

[05:40:11] Don't be rude.

[05:40:12] Nobody likes rude person.

[05:40:16] Nobody likes a rude person.

[05:40:18] Hey, what's happening?

[05:40:23] Sorry, it appears that something is wrong with broadcasts.

[05:40:30] In the meantime, enjoy some happy images?

[05:40:34] That is suspect.

[05:40:37] That dog too happy.

[05:40:41] Step to remain calm in any conversation.

[05:40:44] conversation.

[05:40:45] Oh, buddy!

[05:40:48] Bro downloaded like one of them dark web files.

[05:41:04] The secret to being calm is not to let your income make you a better person.

[05:41:08] Ayo, my man, download a dark web file, try to delete it, and that's how we got the virus, most likely.

[05:41:22] Okay. Okay.

[05:41:28] What's egg?

[05:41:30] Program can't start because it's missing from your computer. Try installing the program to fix the...

[05:41:36] MC something? What is that?

[05:41:39] This? Which country is this flag? That's Israel, right?

[05:41:46] Let's go! Got one of them like capture checks right here. Capture checkpoints. What country is this flag?

[05:41:55] I have no idea. You guys know? I know the Israel one for some reason.

[05:42:00] Is it Gambia? Lesotho? Belize? Belize? That's the only place I know out of all these.

[05:42:10] Say Belize. Oh! Okay, that's Finland. Or no, no, no, no, no, that's Norway, right?

[05:42:22] It's either Norway or Finland. It's one of those two

[05:42:28] Yeah, I love how you said it's not a real one

[05:42:31] It's Norway

[05:42:34] Hey, you can't get this wrong

[05:42:37] It's banable if you get it wrong, right? Oh, thank God. Thank God. I don't want to bang you. Thank God

[05:42:44] What country is this flag?

[05:42:47] This flies country the Brazil this is flag

[05:42:52] Why don't I want to say Zimbabwe or Zambia?

[05:42:58] It's not Venezuela.

[05:43:00] It's going to be Central African Zambia or Zimbabwe.

[05:43:08] You think Zambia?

[05:43:12] Hey!

[05:43:18] You got it right!

[05:43:19] Damn.

[05:43:20] Are you from Zambia?

[05:43:23] Oh, what country is this from? I know it's not Dominica, Georgia, Central African...

[05:43:27] Togo?

[05:43:30] Maybe Togo?

[05:43:33] Oh!

[05:43:37] Philippines!

[05:43:38] Or Gambia.

[05:43:40] It's Philippines or Gambia.

[05:43:42] That's... that's eerily like the Philippines flag, right?

[05:43:48] You guys should know.

[05:43:50] Imagine Ireland, there ain't no way, in a way that's an Ireland flag.

[05:44:00] What is Ireland like, green, green white orange, something like that?

[05:44:04] I'm really supposed to know, it's a joke.

[05:44:08] It's a joke.

[05:44:09] I just know it's like, I want to say my gut is telling me Philippines, but I'm oddly

[05:44:15] Attracted to Gumbi at the answer as well

[05:44:19] Feel like it might be them I'll go up

[05:44:25] That Swiss

[05:44:28] Although I thought the fly was bigger

[05:44:32] How could it be just a square that's gotta be switching them though, right? Oh

[05:44:38] Country is this slide

[05:44:40] That's North Korea.

[05:44:44] No, no it's not.

[05:44:48] Is it? It's North Korea, right?

[05:44:52] Hey, how does violent killing know, though?

[05:44:56] How do you know violent killing? How do you know that one?

[05:45:00] Do you have a pure curiosity? How do you know that one?

[05:45:04] Alright, that's Samoa.

[05:45:08] Samoa that's gotta be Samoa whoa oh man the Bahamas so close basically the same

[05:45:19] thing no what else we got

[05:45:28] what does it look like the Western Sahara what oh my god oh no we're flunking

[05:45:34] We're flunking now. What the heck? Okay, we know that's not Japan. I might be guitar

[05:45:41] I'm gonna say guitar. No, that doesn't look like a guitar flag. What the heck is Angelo?

[05:45:47] You know which one this one is? I gotta start listening to you guys now

[05:45:53] You do think it's guitar?

[05:45:56] My gut is telling me it's guitar

[05:46:02] Not Angelo for sure, okay

[05:46:04] So it's 50-50 at this point. It's not Dominica. That doesn't look like a Dominica fly for some reason.

[05:46:10] Oh my somebody said not Angelo for sure

[05:46:15] Sniper over here with the frickin

[05:46:20] Promised me pinky promise essentially that it wasn't gonna be that what country is this fly

[05:46:27] We already did beliefs didn't we Sri Lanka oh my that means we got beliefs wrong in the other time

[05:46:47] Okay, that's kind of looking like United Kingdom.

[05:46:56] It's looking a little like United Kingdom. I've never heard of Swaziland.

[05:47:04] Swaziland? Guyana?

[05:47:10] Bro, how am I supposed to know any of these? That's Kenya right there. No, that's Sri Lanka or the Fiji.

[05:47:17] None of the above.

[05:47:22] That's...

[05:47:23] Huh?

[05:47:24] Isn't that France?

[05:47:27] Eyo, isn't that the French line?

[05:47:36] I know it's not Italy.

[05:47:37] I know it's not Ireland.

[05:47:39] I know it's not Serbia.

[05:47:40] It's gotta be Yugoslavia.

[05:47:42] Yeah, let's go.

[05:47:45] Let's go. Nigeria. Hey, let's go. Monaco. Let's go. That's kind of like, like, Venezia.

[05:47:58] Ow, god damn it. Bonsia. Is that Denmark? Or is that Syria?

[05:48:08] oh

[05:48:15] Romania I don't know this one I knew the other ones I don't know this one what

[05:48:23] is there a mania though all right when does this game end by the way are we

[05:48:30] doing like literally all the flags Jesus Christ Cambodia now maybe we know it's

[05:48:37] That's not Syria. Luxembourg.

[05:48:41] Ah, that's Luxembourg.

[05:48:45] Columbia. No!

[05:48:50] Latvia. Let's go.

[05:48:53] We already did that one.

[05:48:58] That ain't Taiwan.

[05:49:01] Burkina Faso.

[05:49:03] Malaysia. Let's go.

[05:49:05] Christmas tree. Croatia. India? Serbia? I thought we already did Saria. Cambodia. Vatican City.

[05:49:25] I forgot that's country. That's Iceland, right? Or is it Paraguay? Ooh, I always get confused

[05:49:31] between these two. Fireway or Iceland? Last one. Last one. And then we gotta go. As fun

[05:49:39] as it is to learn all about the flags, we gotta go up to this. Fireway? Go with Papua.

[05:49:54] What the heck is that?

[05:49:56] Oh my God!

[05:49:58] That's not...

[05:49:59] Damn, I deserve to lose.

[05:50:00] Deserve to lose!

[05:50:01] What the heck?

[05:50:02] Alright, anyways, let's see what Carson wants.

[05:50:08] Bro text to me a couple times.

[05:50:09] What's this guy want?

[05:50:10] Tell me that...

[05:50:14] It's done.

[05:50:15] It was just some Trojan.

[05:50:16] I'd recommend you only download software from trusted websites.

[05:50:19] Tell that to my kid, but thanks.

[05:50:21] I'll drop you a nice tip when I get back.

[05:50:23] sounds good to me so I guess we're good done with our mission and what's on this

[05:50:30] laptop though what does that say bites bites tiger attacking police

[05:50:42] was that it

[05:50:53] Cuele, Cuele.

[05:51:01] Doki.

[05:51:03] Wait, that's a different dog.

[05:51:06] Yeah, why is it just like a sussy bottle of lotion on here?

[05:51:11] Out of nowhere.

[05:51:13] Sussy.

[05:51:17] What the lotion doing?

[05:51:22] That's a lot of beds.

[05:51:35] How are you still eating?

[05:51:37] That was enough for Seeky.

[05:51:41] Yeah, I agree.

[05:51:43] Bro.

[05:51:44] Lil' Bro has enough, man.

[05:51:48] I gotta bring it back inside.

[05:51:53] Zeke, you're gonna eat too much, boy.

[05:51:58] You're gonna eat too much.

[05:52:02] I don't know what we're drinking.

[05:52:07] What we drinking?

[05:52:11] Okay, so what now?

[05:52:15] I mean, that was fun.

[05:52:17] Apart from that weird dark web file that we encountered, besides that, what are we doing?

[05:52:26] What are we doing?

[05:52:30] Do we go back in the basement?

[05:52:40] Need anything else, buddy?

[05:52:43] Do I have to go pee again?

[05:52:47] I was done with it. I love the the dictation on that I was done with it

[05:52:59] Dude where the frickin stair oh it's over here dude every single time I watched TV or something

[05:53:17] That's just weird.

[05:53:22] What the heck?

[05:53:29] Eyo!

[05:53:31] How did you know what I'm watching?

[05:53:37] So first, we are going to gently pour the cappuccino on a stove.

[05:53:47] Let's get to this, this is cool.

[05:53:52] I think, yeah.

[05:53:53] That's what she was saying, it's on.

[05:53:55] It's, yeah.

[05:53:56] Oh, it's like, oh, shoot.

[05:53:58] Somebody hacked our phone.

[05:54:00] Okay, now, while it's cooking, we can work on an appetizer.

[05:54:06] Jeffery really just beat Jeffery some class.

[05:54:13] Let's type you see it on Cartoon Network at like 12 am.

[05:54:26] I

[05:54:34] Right Carson

[05:54:37] There's some cash on them my nightstand

[05:54:41] All right, what do we got to do also? I think we should get some groceries before I get too dark outside

[05:54:45] We got to make a freaking oh my god

[05:54:49] Especially with ranch

[05:54:51] strawberry jelly

[05:54:53] Choco spread for Alec milk and eggs get garden peas get honey rice uncle Tony's only

[05:54:59] Catch up. Don't forget milk and eggs

[05:55:05] Okey-dokey the hand merchant

[05:55:11] I'll take

[05:55:14] All right

[05:55:16] Fortunately as much I would love to see well my man could do with his hands

[05:55:20] We got to go. We got to go.

[05:55:25] We're missing the best part, Evelyn said.

[05:55:32] That's shame. Where's the front door gate? This one?

[05:55:37] Wait, what car do we use? This car?

[05:55:48] It was too lazy to mod of the garage.

[05:56:00] You're kidding me.

[05:56:01] We gotta walk there?

[05:56:03] I mean, I don't mind, but also like...

[05:56:08] Damn.

[05:56:09] Not even like a bicycle that we could take?

[05:56:13] It's dark out, bro.

[05:56:14] Hey, what was that?

[05:56:16] So are we walking there?

[05:56:18] Oh my god. Hold on, maybe not, maybe not. Let me see.

[05:56:22] Maybe we go from here?

[05:56:24] Oh my god.

[05:56:27] Yeah, okay. I guess we do it. Bro, we walk it. Let's go.

[05:56:35] Uh, which...

[05:56:40] What the heck is that?

[05:56:48] Yeah, I don't trust that car.

[05:56:53] Man, what's with that freaky music, man?

[05:56:59] That music is way too freaky.

[05:57:03] I couldn't just leave like that.

[05:57:05] What do you mean?

[05:57:06] I'm supposed to go to the store.

[05:57:09] Which car do I use?

[05:57:10] This one.

[05:57:12] Man, this is one of the neighborhoods that you stumble upon

[05:57:17] upon while you're trick-treating the next thing you know you're just in this

[05:57:22] like warped neighborhood they all got pumpkin heads when they open the door

[05:57:32] which way is the grocery store

[05:57:36] Brother! How am I supposed to get to the grocery store there?

[05:57:57] Just get some groceries before it gets dark. That's what he said.

[05:58:02] How do I do that?

[05:58:09] Oh, we got to get the cash on the table, right?

[05:58:25] Bro City left some cash on the table.

[05:58:27] That makes sense.

[05:58:28] That would be like the first thing that we got to get.

[05:58:32] I don't see it though, I see a knife, they're all there.

[05:58:47] Anybody see some cash?

[05:58:49] Hey that's a good pasta.

[05:59:07] Where's the f***ing money?

[05:59:13] Where's the f***ing money at man?

[05:59:19] Bro, what the heck?

[05:59:22] What am I missing here?

[05:59:25] Don't forget the milk and the eggs.

[05:59:28] We got a grocery list.

[05:59:31] How do we uh...

[05:59:35] Also, I think you should get the groceries before it gets too dark outside.

[05:59:41] There's some cash in my nightstand.

[05:59:44] Oh, hell no.

[05:59:47] He wants us to go in his room and grab the cash.

[05:59:51] Okay, there's definitely going to be something waiting for us when we go into that room.

[05:59:57] Oh, a thousand percent something is waiting for us up there when we go into that room, dude.

[06:00:01] That's what it is.

[06:00:05] Let's just tear off the band-aid and do it, right?

[06:00:07] Let's do it.

[06:00:16] Cash.

[06:00:17] As long as we follow the script, we're not supposed to die.

[06:00:33] For your trouble, guess something for yourself as well.

[06:00:37] It's on the house.

[06:00:38] Thank you.

[06:00:40] So now do we go?

[06:00:43] Are we actually walking there?

[06:00:44] Bro.

[06:00:45] Maybe a bicycle man at the very least. Hey, that's what I'm talking about. You take Alex bike. It's outside

[06:00:53] It's outside the garage

[06:00:55] That's what I'm talking about. Let's go

[06:00:58] I was hoping I was praying

[06:01:01] Yeah, that's the same truck that keeps passing this street. I

[06:01:07] Think he's uh, what's the term scoping?

[06:01:15] Let's do it.

[06:01:21] Which way is it?

[06:01:24] I think bro, scope in the house.

[06:01:30] He's scoping the place.

[06:01:31] Yeah, that's what they say, no?

[06:01:32] It's like scoping or something like that.

[06:01:33] Recon?

[06:01:34] They're reconning.

[06:01:35] That's what I meant to say.

[06:01:36] 9.22 PM.

[06:01:37] Recon, the reconning! That's what I meant to say.

[06:01:43] 9.22 p.m.

[06:01:49] Yeah, this is like one of them weird streets.

[06:01:56] Did the grocery store?

[06:02:00] Nobody better steal my bike!

[06:02:07] Oh my goodness!

[06:02:09] Yourself.

[06:02:11] Oh.

[06:02:13] I don't think we're old enough though.

[06:02:15] Chococops!

[06:02:17] We need a choco spread.

[06:02:20] Whoa.

[06:02:22] Why am I staring at its chest?

[06:02:24] And speak of the devil.

[06:02:27] Turner and Andy?

[06:02:29] Bro, your girl was here.

[06:02:32] She just left.

[06:02:34] My girl?

[06:02:36] What was her name, girl or something?

[06:02:39] Dude, I sit there not dating anymore.

[06:02:43] Oh yeah, you up to that,

[06:02:45] I didn't shit so quick I didn't realize.

[06:02:48] Don't listen to him,

[06:02:49] but the dude she bought tons and tons of cans.

[06:02:52] I think she's throwing like a party or something,

[06:02:55] you know, anything about it.

[06:02:58] Bro, she looks way older without the makeup.

[06:03:01] Milk energy, bro.

[06:03:03] Ewww, I think she's more of like a goff.

[06:03:07] Goff milk energy bro!

[06:03:11] Wait, are they talking about Evelyn?

[06:03:14] Ohhhh, damn!

[06:03:17] Wait!

[06:03:20] Uhhh, are you guys done?

[06:03:24] Anyways dude, what are you up to tonight?

[06:03:28] How's sitting for this guy Carson tonight?

[06:03:31] You mean, at Alex?

[06:03:33] He goes to school with my sister.

[06:03:36] Her kid's a real weirdo, especially since his parents split up.

[06:03:42] Whatever fills my pockets I'm in for.

[06:03:45] Alright, dude, see you at school on Monday then.

[06:03:48] See you around, Andy! See you around!

[06:03:52] Back in high school, Turner was the class clown.

[06:03:56] He was also very popular for his douchebag pranks he'd pull on the other kids.

[06:03:59] Back in high school.

[06:04:01] Wait, they're not in high school anymore?

[06:04:03] Bro, looks like he's 12.

[06:04:06] Alright, where's this, what is this grusher list at, man?

[06:04:10] We need ranch!

[06:04:12] Strawberry jelly. Is that what this is?

[06:04:15] Do we need like a basket or something?

[06:04:25] Strawberry jelly!

[06:04:26] Is that chocolate spread?

[06:04:27] That's got to be chocolate spread, right?

[06:04:31] Excuse you!

[06:04:33] Hey, son, do you work here?

[06:04:36] Uh, no?

[06:04:37] Ha!

[06:04:38] Okay, son!

[06:04:39] My son likes mustard.

[06:04:42] I came here looking for it, but I can't find it for the life of me.

[06:04:47] Do you know where it is?

[06:04:50] Um, let me get it for you.

[06:04:52] Oh, how nice of you!

[06:04:54] I'll be right over here.

[06:04:56] It's like right here, right? What is that? Is that mustard?

[06:05:02] Damn, I put it in the basket though. Where'd she go? Lady!

[06:05:09] Where the frick this lady go? There she is.

[06:05:12] I got... I got the mustard right here.

[06:05:16] Wait, is that mustard in your bag?

[06:05:18] Could you give me one too?

[06:05:20] Take it. Take it!

[06:05:22] Oh my god, bro. Just take the- take the goddamn mustard!

[06:05:31] Never.

[06:05:33] Never helping her again.

[06:05:37] Ah, we got the choco spread.

[06:05:40] What else?

[06:05:41] What else is on the list?

[06:05:43] Uh, strawberry jelly. We need milk and eggs.

[06:05:47] Do not forget the milk and eggs.

[06:05:49] The emphasis on that.

[06:05:52] And we can get whatever we want

[06:05:56] So milk

[06:05:58] We got milk

[06:06:00] MOUCH wait. I don't know if I want mouth

[06:06:03] Tostae shi-yeah

[06:06:05] Hey, we don't want no mouth gotta get fresh milk. I

[06:06:10] Got the feeling it's not gonna count if we don't get fresh milk

[06:06:16] Where the eggs at

[06:06:18] Bubba!

[06:06:19] Eggs are supposed to be in the fridge.

[06:06:23] Hey, we got some eggs.

[06:06:25] Let's go.

[06:06:26] What else?

[06:06:27] Garden peas, honey?

[06:06:29] Garden peas, honey, ranch, ketchup.

[06:06:32] Oh, is this it?

[06:06:36] Spaghetti!

[06:06:38] Wait.

[06:06:40] Uncle Tony's.

[06:06:42] I mean, Uncle Tony's, uh...

[06:06:47] Rice.

[06:06:49] Did I drop the eggs?

[06:06:53] Or am I good?

[06:06:55] Did my eggs drop?

[06:06:59] Hey.

[06:07:03] Hey.

[06:07:05] Alright, where's Uncle Tony's rice?

[06:07:09] Are these school games blocking it?

[06:07:13] I'm fucking it.

[06:07:21] Whoa, got some instant noodles.

[06:07:26] Ricy spicy.

[06:07:27] Is that Uncle Tony?

[06:07:30] Rocket barely see.

[06:07:34] It's really hard to make out the pixels.

[06:07:43] I mean, they don't have, they don't have Uncle Tony's rice, so...

[06:07:49] We gotta settle.

[06:07:52] Oh, there they are!

[06:07:53] Bruh!

[06:07:55] Done.

[06:07:57] Not done.

[06:07:58] We got the, we got the jelly, we got the spread, we got the milk and eggs.

[06:08:02] Honey, garden peas, ketchup.

[06:08:04] We'll catch a bat.

[06:08:06] Does that catch up?

[06:08:09] What is that?

[06:08:11] Nah, that's like some detergent.

[06:08:13] catch up I think oh shoot put in the basket uh honey honey's got to be over

[06:08:28] here

[06:08:30] nut. Is that honey? Bro, how is anyone supposed to make out what that is? God damn it. Honey!

[06:08:48] Oh thank god. Okay, and then the peas. We got the rice, we got the ketchup, chocolate

[06:08:57] Spread. Oh, we don't have ranch!

[06:09:00] That's ranch, right? That's gotta be ranch.

[06:09:05] Or is that ranch? Oh shoot. Oh shoot. Real? Real what?

[06:09:15] I can't see. We're taking it. Just to be on the safe side. We're gonna take it.

[06:09:24] Like real ranch? Real male?

[06:09:28] All right, what else do we need the the peace

[06:09:32] Peace and we're gone. Is that peace? What is that? That looks like peace to me

[06:09:38] right

[06:09:40] Garden peace

[06:09:45] Are you sure this garden piece? Let's go. Let's just try it out. Let's check out see what happens

[06:09:51] Looks heavy kid should I bill you know that for yeah, you

[06:09:54] No, hold on. What was I missing?

[06:09:56] Mr. Carson, do you have enough money for me to buy extra stuff?

[06:09:59] You're kidding!

[06:10:01] We gotta get rid of, um...

[06:10:04] Shoot.

[06:10:08] Gotta get rid of that, I think.

[06:10:11] Right?

[06:10:13] That's it!

[06:10:14] Should I believe this for you? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

[06:10:17] I thought Bro said to buy something extra for myself.

[06:10:21] buy some the next one for myself thanks for shopping at nooks you have a good

[06:10:29] just like that bro just like that hey nobody stole my bike thank God let's do

[06:10:38] it let's do it I thought they were gonna spill some tea on the Carson family or

[06:10:48] some. Oh, what the f- Let's go! God damn! I don't want to sneak around a little bit.

[06:11:05] little exploration

[06:11:11] and what

[06:11:20] for how i can't i

[06:11:22] i can't run a bike

[06:11:29] What did I say, hickory?

[06:11:36] Ah, we're out of here.

[06:11:39] Okay.

[06:11:40] Oh, I can't.

[06:11:42] Come on, man.

[06:11:44] It shouldn't be this hard.

[06:11:49] Let's go.

[06:11:55] Back to our sketchy, dystopian neighborhood.

[06:12:20] What the? I had to pee again and I was starting to feel a little hungry at the time.

[06:12:25] We passed the house

[06:12:34] You gotta be kidding me

[06:12:39] Where's our house at

[06:12:51] We're leaving the bike here

[06:12:55] I don't want to make sure nobody's looking through the windows or something, because I'm

[06:13:09] weird.

[06:13:10] Hey, I didn't turn the TV off, by the way.

[06:13:13] That wasn't me.

[06:13:14] I wonder what the dog is doing.

[06:13:20] I kept groceries in the kitchen, yeah

[06:13:26] Thought I'd get to school work. Thought I'd get some schoolwork done now. What like this stuff?

[06:13:36] Where's my schoolwork at?

[06:13:44] Please don't say it's in his room

[06:13:50] Oh my god, where's school work at man?

[06:13:57] I feel like it would have to be in the kitchen.

[06:14:02] It has to be this.

[06:14:07] Oh my god.

[06:14:12] Unless I left my bag somewhere.

[06:14:19] You guys know what I'm supposed to do.

[06:14:47] I'm gonna need like a spear ball right now.

[06:14:55] Spear ball from Goku.

[06:14:56] Where the heck is this kid living his homework at?

[06:15:00] Bathroom.

[06:15:01] Oh, did they say FTP?

[06:15:04] Oh, Jesus.

[06:15:11] It wasn't me!

[06:15:21] I did nothing, okay?

[06:15:24] Proofs?

[06:15:25] Or it didn't happen?

[06:15:27] Alright?

[06:15:29] Proofs?

[06:15:31] Or it didn't happen?

[06:15:32] Okay?

[06:15:33] That's how things work in America.

[06:15:37] You have to like sit down somewhere, go to the basement, put this in the fridge, I don't

[06:15:46] know.

[06:15:47] Like I said, I had to get to my schoolwork from Monday.

[06:15:53] I mean, I'm trying.

[06:15:54] Where the heck is your schoolwork at, bro?

[06:15:59] You leaving in one of the rooms?

[06:16:03] It's got to be in one of the rooms, right?

[06:16:06] Oh, maybe the guest bedroom.

[06:16:09] Oh, hell.

[06:16:11] Man, I keep seeing this girl everywhere.

[06:16:21] And it's creepy.

[06:16:23] I can't see a goddamn thing.

[06:16:27] Wait, where are those sheets on the bed?

[06:16:52] Someone cooked in there?

[06:16:55] Wait, really?

[06:16:56] Hey, if you spot this kid's homework, please let me know.

[06:17:03] Please.

[06:17:04] Is somebody cooked in here?

[06:17:06] No, the pasta's still there.

[06:17:09] I think this plate was here already.

[06:17:11] Oh, it's the homework.

[06:17:13] Where's your homework at, man?

[06:17:18] Oh, but the oven is on.

[06:17:24] It's kind of weird.

[06:17:45] Where's this kid's homework, dude?

[06:17:51] I love how like the game expects me to just know.

[06:17:54] Where's this kid so much supposed to be, man?

[06:17:57] Jesus Christ.

[06:18:01] Let me see.

[06:18:09] Ridiculous.

[06:18:12] Ridiculous.

[06:18:21] You're kidding it's on the computer. Oh my Lantus. Oh my Lantus. Okay, let's go. But

[06:18:43] I love how it's like they just expected me to know that. As far as we know where this

[06:18:47] kids freaking homework would be. But let's go do it! You know what? You know what? I think

[06:18:57] I think I'm gonna bring the flashlight with me. Because you never know when you

[06:19:02] gotta go into a creepy room and you can't see a goddamn thing. It would be

[06:19:06] nice to have a flashlight in you. But yeah, his homework is gonna be on this

[06:19:11] This guy's office.

[06:19:14] Hey, that's the room.

[06:19:15] Where's the office at?

[06:19:20] It's the laundry.

[06:19:22] Uh-huh.

[06:19:25] Oh, all those books are here too.

[06:19:27] Okay.

[06:19:28] Whoa, we got a lot of text.

[06:19:30] Andy.

[06:19:31] Is that the kid at the grocery store?

[06:19:33] Dude, you said you're at Carson's, right?

[06:19:35] You need to see this.

[06:19:37] Search up Roy Carson divorce on the internet.

[06:19:39] Right now.

[06:19:41] Uh...

[06:19:45] Okay?

[06:19:48] Hey, what's going on over here? Internet browser. Roy Carson Divorce?

[06:20:01] What do we got? Roy Carson, co-founder of BN Media claims to be receiving death threats from the angry fans of his ex-wife.

[06:20:11] Why?

[06:20:15] Hunter News. It's not unusual for audience to be nosy about some of the celebrities.

[06:20:20] Personal matters, but sometimes it's just too overbearing.

[06:20:24] We see something similar with the case of Roy Carson, the COO and co-founder of BN Media.

[06:20:30] After his very public break up and divorce with his wife, former actress Alyssa Brown Carson

[06:20:35] has allegedly been receiving death threats from the fans of Alyssa Brown

[06:20:39] for the rumored infidelity that underwent within the said relationship.

[06:20:43] Okay, so I say where Carson has had people knocking on his door to confront him.

[06:20:50] Oh, no, we got somebody at the door.

[06:20:53] Very vocal about the situation yet.

[06:20:55] But Hunter News is actively trying to reach out to her.

[06:20:57] So you, oh my God, bro, what's up with the camera?

[06:21:03] Someone was at the door.

[06:21:06] Where?

[06:21:09] Who this we go answer it, I think we have to go answer it, right?

[06:21:30] So what it's just a bunch of angry people.

[06:21:31] Can I just go tell him like, hey, you got the wrong person?

[06:21:36] He ain't here, I'm now sitting.

[06:21:41] Coming!

[06:21:44] Who is it?

[06:21:50] Your delivery for your one medium size from Pizza Depot, sir?

[06:22:02] What delivery?

[06:22:03] I didn't order any pizza.

[06:22:05] You're one medium-sized pepperoni, sir.

[06:22:10] You must be at the wrong address.

[06:22:14] This is 224 Boulevard, right?

[06:22:19] Yeah, that's correct.

[06:22:21] It's ordered by the name of...

[06:22:25] Yeah, who?

[06:22:26] Um...

[06:22:28] Roy Carson?

[06:22:33] Why do you have a question mark on that?

[06:22:34] Hell no!

[06:22:36] Hell no!

[06:22:38] We got here.

[06:22:40] No! No!

[06:22:42] Did he?

[06:22:44] Hey, why does he text me, though?

[06:22:46] Why does he text me saying, like, hey, where did you pizza, buddy?

[06:22:48] Huh? I don't have no text to say, hey, did you order me a pizza, buddy?

[06:22:57] Let me take a look.

[06:22:59] Does he have pizza? I can't tell.

[06:23:01] What's that on the ground?

[06:23:03] that looks like a duffel bag that don't look like no pizza bag that's straight

[06:23:09] up looks like a duffel bag we're trying to kill me over here oh no why is it

[06:23:14] showing another thing

[06:23:17] Oh, the dogs in the house, okay, thank god.

[06:23:27] Do we have to go back to the door?

[06:23:42] He's still there!

[06:23:43] Okay, so I guess we have to go back to the door, right?

[06:23:47] Hey, I'm worried for the dog.

[06:23:51] Let's go see what's happening.

[06:23:57] Let's go see what's popping.

[06:23:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you want, buddy?

[06:24:04] Please open the door, sir.

[06:24:05] Hell no.

[06:24:06] Wait, how do I do it?

[06:24:11] Can we see somehow?

[06:24:15] bros actually got a pizza bag

[06:24:19] that's a duffel bag

[06:24:21] that ain't no...

[06:24:24] do you want me to cancel the order?

[06:24:27] yes?

[06:24:30] I'm good, I don't need a pizza

[06:24:37] is that pizza?

[06:24:38] that might be pizza, I don't know

[06:24:42] it looks like a duffel bag though

[06:24:45] Am I supposed to open the door, I don't understand.

[06:24:57] I love how I'm using this flashlight, it's like a, it's like a freaking little weapon

[06:25:04] over here.

[06:25:08] I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.

[06:25:23] Well, if the game's not going to give me any clues, I feel like I'm somehow forced to open the door, right?

[06:25:31] The game's not doing anything else.

[06:25:33] Are you there, sir?

[06:25:38] Like, bro ain't gonna go away.

[06:26:03] How a point does he leave?

[06:26:08] There's no way it's gonna actually get me to open the door.

[06:26:11] That wouldn't make any sense.

[06:26:25] Maybe I'll just ignore him for a certain amount of time.

[06:26:38] How much time needs to pass?

[06:26:40] Based on the tutorial that I'm seeing.

[06:26:43] Bro just all of a sudden disappears. That's just crazy.

[06:26:52] Oh my god, is he gone finally?

[06:26:54] Oh, dude.

[06:26:56] Oh, wait.

[06:26:58] No, that was the backyard.

[06:27:00] I think bro was checking out the backyard.

[06:27:02] Yeah, okay, hold on.

[06:27:04] Then let me double check what I'm supposed to do here.

[06:27:06] I know, he finally left.

[06:27:08] You know, I'm going to cancel the order.

[06:27:10] I'm going to cancel the order.

[06:27:12] I'm going to cancel the order.

[06:27:14] I'm going to cancel the order.

[06:27:16] I'm going to cancel the order.

[06:27:18] I'm going to cancel the order.

[06:27:20] Oh, yeah, we're supposed to open the door, okay, okay.

[06:27:30] I was looking when it looked like he was gone, it was because of the back door.

[06:27:33] Okay, let's go do it.

[06:27:36] Jesus.

[06:27:37] Man, my man is aggressive.

[06:27:41] Why didn't he just cancel the order?

[06:27:44] Okay, okay, god damn.

[06:27:48] Take the goddamn pizza.

[06:27:58] Now what?

[06:27:59] It's probably a very strange request.

[06:28:02] But, do you think I could wait inside until the rain's over?

[06:28:07] It's probably not very safe to be out here right now.

[06:28:11] And I forgot my raincoat in the shower.

[06:28:14] I'm not sure what my dad thinks upstairs, uh, do we be honest?

[06:28:21] If anyone's gonna try and hurt Roy, we just want to be honest, no.

[06:28:27] Or do we just say no? We don't have to get the student explanation.

[06:28:35] Let's just say no. Oh! I understand.

[06:28:39] Well, you have a good day. Yeah.

[06:28:44] I don't want to say it's not my house because then he might have felt compelled to like...

[06:28:55] I don't know.

[06:28:57] What's in the pizza, by the way?

[06:29:01] Guarantee you there's spit in it.

[06:29:05] I guarantee you there's some spit in this pizza.

[06:29:14] Spittin' puke?

[06:29:30] That is a combo.

[06:29:32] Okay.

[06:29:36] Thought I could watch some TV while eating. Oh, okay.

[06:29:39] So I guess he really did buy me a pizza, though.

[06:29:44] Look out for some pizzas. It should arrive any minute now, enjoy.

[06:29:46] Bro, now you tell me?

[06:29:48] After the frickin' dude had to spam my doorbell?

[06:29:54] God damn.

[06:29:58] Let's go!

[06:30:04] Delicious.

[06:30:07] While we're watching some Channel 10 news.

[06:30:10] Delicious. Hey, that's kind of weird. That's my man watching.

[06:30:32] Delicious.

[06:31:05] Can I just, uh...

[06:31:11] Somebody's at the door.

[06:31:13] Can I eat this last piece at least?

[06:31:15] Thank God.

[06:31:17] I couldn't, I couldn't leave one slice of pizza in a box. That's just like, that's just crazy.

[06:31:26] I know you're gonna knock at the door. Well, we're not gonna open it.

[06:31:31] I should have closed the TV. Oh, dang it.

[06:31:35] Not bad.

[06:31:38] And so I did.

[06:31:41] Oh, what the freak is that?

[06:31:45] Oh, it's a tree.

[06:31:46] Ha ha ha, dear.

[06:31:54] Y'all see anybody?

[06:31:55] I don't see anybody.

[06:31:59] Oh, shoot, let's take a look at the text.

[06:32:00] Good night, Noah. Hope everything's okay.

[06:32:03] Sorry, I cut up with work.

[06:32:04] Could I eat sweet James?

[06:32:06] What? What? The horse?

[06:32:07] It won't be home.

[06:32:09] Well, I thought they weren't dating anymore.

[06:32:11] Or is that somebody new?

[06:32:13] Oh, that's right.

[06:32:15] The the two kids at the store were talking about somebody else.

[06:32:18] I'm pretty sure.

[06:32:20] Let's take a look at the cameras.

[06:32:23] We got we got security systems for a reason.

[06:32:26] Let's take a look.

[06:32:28] Got we got movement.

[06:32:32] Hey.

[06:32:33] Hey! They're going through the back.

[06:32:35] Bro, who is that?

[06:32:47] Ayo, I saw that.

[06:32:55] Ayo! They're in the backyard.

[06:33:00] They're gonna be in the backyard.

[06:33:03] That kind of looked like a woman.

[06:33:06] Oh, is it the wife? Dude, it's the wife. That's the twist.

[06:33:10] It's the wife. 1,000%.

[06:33:13] 1,000%. I also have no idea where I left my flashlight.

[06:33:24] Let's see anybody.

[06:33:33] Oh, here it is. I was like, there's two doors. She was coming by the side door over here.

[06:33:45] So I should look over here.

[06:33:50] Okay.

[06:33:53] Was that milk there before?

[06:34:02] Okay, there's my flashlight. Do we just go back up? Make sure the doggy's okay.

[06:34:12] Doggy, doggy, don't worry. I'm watching. We don't have any activity on the cameras though.

[06:34:27] It would show like that little person symbol thing.

[06:34:30] Oh, they left us something, right?

[06:34:32] Eow, they left us something in the front door.

[06:34:35] We gotta go. We gotta go grab that thing.

[06:34:38] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[06:34:40] It's probably like a horse head or something.

[06:34:44] Giving us a little symbol, a little sign.

[06:34:47] What was that?

[06:35:00] I didn't know what to make of it.

[06:35:02] Yeah, that's definitely the girl, dude!

[06:35:05] You wanna go back to the cameras?

[06:35:10] I don't send her!

[06:35:12] Texting us?

[06:35:13] Okay, how are you?

[06:35:14] What did you have for dinner?

[06:35:15] You have to do that for dinner.

[06:35:17] That's kind of weird.

[06:35:18] Why are you texting us?

[06:35:22] I assumed it was a wrong number.

[06:35:26] I gotta get the cameras.

[06:35:27] It was strange, but I dismissed the thought

[06:35:29] as a weird coincidence.

[06:35:35] Besides, I had a lot of work to catch up on.

[06:35:36] Okay.

[06:35:38] Fair enough, fair enough.

[06:35:40] Weird coincidence, you know, happens.

[06:35:41] She's getting back to the homework.

[06:35:48] Nice.

[06:35:54] I wouldn't open the door, Evelyn, but the game is like, you want to progress?

[06:36:00] You have to.

[06:36:02] 1.36 a.m. Oh, shoot.

[06:36:05] Well, I was in the middle of my schoolwork.

[06:36:07] The power went off?

[06:36:09] Oh, my God.

[06:36:10] God and we got five text messages from this frickin

[06:36:16] Whoa

[06:36:18] Are you by yourself? Why are you ignoring me? Why are you always so mean to me?

[06:36:23] You're being very mature right now

[06:36:26] Fine if you're gonna be like this, then I don't need you anyways taught is so much hotter anyways

[06:36:32] Is this like the mistress? I feel like this is the mistress I think the flowers were meant for Roy

[06:36:38] In that moment I was almost certain that it had to be a prank by Turner. I just knew guys like him very well

[06:36:48] And it is dark besides him and any were the only ones that I knew her house sitting alone

[06:36:55] That's true like good sports

[06:36:58] That's right. We got to get rid of this goddamn virus. It's the password again

[06:37:02] Rose gotta give you the password. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[06:37:07] Come on, daddy. Oh!

[06:37:14] Don't do that. He might cut himself because the can is sharp. Nah, it's okay. Don't worry.

[06:37:22] He's made of pixels. It's fine. Rose made of pixels. It'll be totally fine.

[06:37:28] The important thing is that he's having his dinner having a good lunch and it's all gonna work out

[06:37:43] Just install yeah, I'm pretty sure we're gonna have to install something here Alec ale Carson 53 87 got it

[06:37:54] Got it

[06:37:57] Done.

[06:37:58] Let's go.

[06:38:00] Welcome.

[06:38:03] Welcome, traveler.

[06:38:06] Uh...

[06:38:09] Oh, it's the internet browser.

[06:38:15] Get full protection.

[06:38:17] Bro, this is like literally how you end up with a virus, by the way.

[06:38:21] Literally has all the makings of a virus.

[06:38:26] I'm downloading antivirus96.

[06:38:28] Oh, hell no, man.

[06:38:29] That's all the makings of an actual virus right there.

[06:38:37] Perform the full scan.

[06:38:39] Let's get rid of these threats.

[06:38:40] Two threats found already.

[06:38:41] That's crazy.

[06:38:42] Three?

[06:38:44] Wait, it's different every time, because last time I landed

[06:38:46] like two.

[06:38:47] That's so weird.

[06:38:50] Seven threats found?

[06:38:52] Whoa.

[06:38:53] What the freak?

[06:38:55] That's a lot!

[06:38:58] Remove the viruses.

[06:39:01] Disgusting, trochin viruses.

[06:39:12] I know, I feel like it just makes up a number at this point.

[06:39:15] Plot twist. It scans your real computer and tells you how many viruses that are there.

[06:39:23] It's possible. I'm not going to lie, that would actually be quite the plot twist.

[06:39:28] Hey, we're all protected.

[06:39:31] Whoa. I wanted to know what the egg.x did.

[06:39:39] Can we go full screen on this or not?

[06:39:42] That's shit.

[06:39:51] Evelyn Cooper is texting me.

[06:39:53] This one of the freaky stuff happens.

[06:40:15] Unregistered hypercam too.

[06:40:19] Aw, cute puppy!

[06:40:24] Cute puppy.

[06:40:27] Don't kill it, please.

[06:40:29] Please, for the love of God, don't kill it.

[06:40:33] We got spooky now.

[06:40:45] I know, if only they had a Club Penguin Frickin' Pack.

[06:40:51] .x, available at our disposal.

[06:40:55] It's all we have for today, okay.

[06:40:58] What a shame.

[06:40:59] What a shame!

[06:41:00] Critical error!

[06:41:01] My God, how am I supposed to make copies of that video, though?

[06:41:05] Let's take a look at the camera.

[06:41:11] Nightfishing mode activated.

[06:41:19] The dog is still eating.

[06:41:21] The dog- why does it look like- is that like somebody's urn?

[06:41:25] Bro, is that the grandma in there?

[06:41:30] That's just rude.

[06:41:31] Well, computer's all cleaned up, skedaddle, skadoodle.

[06:41:35] Let's take a look at these text messages.

[06:41:40] Wait, that place got a TV?

[06:41:42] Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.

[06:41:44] Uh, Tonya, but thanks.

[06:41:46] I'll drop you a nice tip when I get back.

[06:41:48] What did I say?

[06:41:51] Oh, don't do that.

[06:41:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[06:41:53] I love what he says.

[06:41:54] Don't download any softwares from untrusted...

[06:41:59] Whoops.

[06:42:00] Websites.

[06:42:01] And yet Bro just immediately downloaded, like, this antivirus on his computer.

[06:42:04] on his computer. I don't know where.

[06:42:07] Here, leave the flashlight right there, for its accessibility.

[06:42:12] Let's take a look at this program.

[06:42:15] Ooh, my nose is getting stuffy.

[06:42:17] Hold on. Oh, God.

[06:42:21] I'm stuck.

[06:42:22] It's freaking tricky.

[06:42:31] Let me grab some water. I'll be right back.

[06:42:34] Doesn't that just look delicious?

[06:42:37] We can't eat this?

[06:42:39] It's raw!

[06:42:41] So first, we are going to gently pour the cat food

[06:42:44] onto this conveniently placed pan on a stove.

[06:42:53] This is delicious.

[06:42:57] Like a baby suckling upon a mother's muscle.

[06:43:01] Don't worry back. I know very scary stuff

[06:43:06] Got even scary one. I just

[06:43:09] Left you guys behind

[06:43:21] They're gonna show SpongeBob

[06:43:31] I did, though.

[06:43:33] Next, we dip the cardboard into the mill.

[06:43:36] Groceries.

[06:43:38] Got the grocery list.

[06:43:39] That's right.

[06:43:40] We've got to go pick up our groceries.

[06:43:41] Definitely would just be Jeffery sometimes.

[06:43:43] That just look nice.

[06:43:45] It's time.

[06:43:45] Let's get out of here.

[06:43:46] OK, now that the cat food is finished cooking,

[06:43:49] we can finally serve this.

[06:43:52] Cat food is cooking.

[06:43:54] Let's go get the bike.

[06:43:55] That is next to the garage.

[06:44:02] Let's take care of the house.

[06:44:09] I gotta wait for that text for him to tell me.

[06:44:17] Take the bicycle I guess.

[06:44:20] I didn't know.

[06:44:23] Maybe I need something.

[06:44:27] Like the, uh, oh, shit, I thought that was somebody's hand for a second, like a wooden

[06:44:36] hand.

[06:44:38] I don't know how long they've put the shell for.

[06:44:58] I'm grabbing everything in here.

[06:45:13] Wait, we can drink the milk?

[06:45:17] Semi-skimmed?

[06:45:19] Oh, disgusting.

[06:45:23] Utterly disgusting.

[06:45:27] I'm missing the best part.

[06:45:29] Well, let me head on back then.

[06:45:39] Abram!

[06:45:51] The toilet trip will be crazy.

[06:45:53] Oh hell you said it. Yeah that's why the trip's gonna be a little spicy. All that milk in the system. It's gonna be a little spicy.

[06:46:06] Alright Mr. Carson tell me what I need to know. What is this? Damn these are the grandma's urns. Oh shoot.

[06:46:14] Okay.

[06:46:15] Huh!

[06:46:16] Oh my God.

[06:46:17] I thought it actually broke.

[06:46:22] Holy smokes.

[06:46:23] Huh!

[06:46:24] Damn!

[06:46:25] Let's play soccer with grandma's urns here.

[06:46:29] You know what?

[06:46:30] Get the f*** out of here.

[06:46:43] I'm waiting, I'm supposed to be waiting for this dude to text me.

[06:46:48] He's supposed to text me, man.

[06:46:51] Do I do this first?

[06:46:54] Why does he say I need to take care of the house?

[06:47:01] Ah, bro.

[06:47:02] And do what?

[06:47:03] Do I have to pee again?

[06:47:04] Do I have to roll that milk in my system?

[06:47:05] Let's take a look.

[06:47:06] You have to pee again?

[06:47:08] Throw that milk in my system?

[06:47:12] Let's take a look.

[06:47:17] Bruh!

[06:47:18] I was done with it.

[06:47:20] Whoa!

[06:47:24] Huh?

[06:47:28] Why is it so buggy?

[06:47:32] Ah!

[06:47:36] Okay, Mr. Carson, come on now. Let's go, let's go.

[06:47:41] Am I supposed to tell me, am I supposed to look at the list? Is that where?

[06:47:45] Uh-huh. Yeah, who's that?

[06:47:50] Oh, I saw you, dude.

[06:47:54] I'm supposed to take care of the house.

[06:47:59] What way?

[06:48:00] Let me go check the backyard.

[06:48:03] Maybe there's something.

[06:48:05] Damn, somebody left a big mess right there.

[06:48:12] Huge mess.

[06:48:13] Hey, why don't I just have like some spooky news going on?

[06:48:20] Hey, what's with the spooky music?

[06:48:26] out here back the dog is still eating that's crazy music bro scare me like

[06:48:36] that hey got trapped these spirits outside oh maybe that was it maybe I

[06:48:46] needed to take away the food from the dog the dog

[06:48:56] I don't like that message at the Game Center. What message?

[06:49:03] That was enough for Zeke.

[06:49:06] That's enough Zeke. That's enough. Okay?

[06:49:12] Okay, this dude is supposed to send me a message saying that there's a bicycle outside.

[06:49:17] What more am I supposed to do?

[06:49:24] I bring my flashlight

[06:49:30] I have turned on the TV before

[06:49:37] Oh weird, not strong

[06:49:54] We have to try to break him on top of our ears.

[06:50:10] Shut up, Orr, as nobody cares.

[06:50:12] Jesus.

[06:50:13] Hey, let's actually speak.

[06:50:14] Hey, that's actually spooky.

[06:50:21] Oh my god.

[06:50:25] Oh, that's crazy.

[06:50:28] It's spooky right there.

[06:50:31] Hello.

[06:50:32] Shut your mouth!

[06:50:35] Until next time.

[06:50:37] There's a closed door.

[06:50:39] They've got some evil spirits in there, man.

[06:50:41] Can't be letting them out.

[06:50:44] Got some lotion?

[06:51:05] Damn!

[06:51:07] I'm over here trying to pee. That's not letting me I

[06:51:12] Forget what it is that I trigger this freaking dude to tell me that there's bicycle outside

[06:51:19] What do you want me to do oh

[06:51:26] My god the freaking money bro, I always forget that okay

[06:51:32] Now we got the cash, okay, they're gonna tell me that there's like a bicycle side, right?

[06:51:37] There we go, okay.

[06:51:43] Let's do this.

[06:51:44] Let's do this.

[06:51:46] Okay, now he's supposed to text me again.

[06:51:53] Nice!

[06:51:54] There it is, there it is.

[06:51:59] Let's get this over with.

[06:52:03] We gotta do our chores.

[06:52:07] We will be good boys and do our chores.

[06:52:15] Can you get a dog for yourself?

[06:52:28] get anything? Ain't no way bro left enough cash for that.

[06:52:38] Oh shoot! Bro! He really just ran me over? There are other reasons I could have died

[06:52:46] that night. That's wild bro! He just ran right into me and then

[06:52:57] honked after instead of before. Probably just honked afterwards like nothing.

[06:53:04] My good sir, how you doing today?

[06:53:08] Doing good, you? Nice. Let's get a basket.

[06:53:12] Start shopping, yeah? I know we need some jam.

[06:53:18] We need the spread, the chuckle spread from what I remember.

[06:53:21] I need some of those mayonnaise, uh, the mustard.

[06:53:27] I think that's the honey.

[06:53:28] Gotta get some of this ketchup.

[06:53:32] Uh, oh wait, maybe that's not the right ranch.

[06:53:35] Hold on, hold on.

[06:53:38] God damn.

[06:53:40] Is that right?

[06:53:41] Outta my way!

[06:53:43] That's my ranch, okay.

[06:53:45] So pretty sure we need that, and this, and that.

[06:53:49] Uh, we need the mustard.

[06:53:51] And what else?

[06:53:54] So we got the ranch, we got the jelly, we got the bread.

[06:53:58] And we need the peas, the rice, the peas, rice, milk and eggs.

[06:54:04] I'm outing.

[06:54:08] Peas, rice, milk and eggs.

[06:54:10] The rice was over here on the top right.

[06:54:12] We got the eggs.

[06:54:15] Where's the milk?

[06:54:18] Where's the milk?

[06:54:22] Milk.

[06:54:24] Noice.

[06:54:26] Whoa, lady, whoa!

[06:54:30] Uh, turn her handi?

[06:54:43] This is when they're gossiping about some girl, basically.

[06:54:48] That we're no longer with.

[06:54:50] And we're just talking about some milk energy.

[06:54:54] Day, you guys done?

[06:54:57] Anyways, dude, what are you up to tonight?

[06:55:01] Settling up to the Carson house.

[06:55:06] Whatever fills my pockets there.

[06:55:09] Bucco.

[06:55:11] See you around, Andy. See you around.

[06:55:14] I didn't get the first... I didn't get all the items on the list? You're kidding. Oh, the

[06:55:20] peas. It's like a pack... What is it? This? No, that looks like coconut cream. Whoa!

[06:55:30] Ew, buddy! You gotta back it up, man. That's a little too close. At this angle, that's

[06:55:37] a little too close. Holy Christ no I don't work here. My son likes mustard. I came here

[06:55:48] looking for it but I can't find it for the life of me. Do you know where it is?

[06:55:54] Okay, oh my god, bro. That's crazy

[06:56:04] Are these peas

[06:56:14] You don't leave me enough money. Oh, so that's not peace take things back for the peas

[06:56:24] That wasn't peas.

[06:56:28] Garden peas.

[06:56:32] Let's go.

[06:56:36] What? Is there something...

[06:56:40] Did I take the wrong thing in the cart?

[06:56:54] Hey, exactly, why are they hiding the peas?

[06:57:00] We have the ranch, we have the strawberry jelly, we have the choco spread.

[06:57:04] We got the milk and eggs.

[06:57:07] Pretty sure we got the honey, we definitely have to catch up.

[06:57:11] Hey, where's the peas at?

[06:57:17] Is that a specific brand?

[06:57:24] piece. Yo, that was it. That was totally it. Hold on. How was that not it? What does that say?

[06:57:36] Can y'all read that?

[06:57:44] Garden piece! Oh, so there's something else in my basket that's wrong. This ain't it?

[06:57:49] oh my god what the heck is wrong here really have that's bad we gotta dump

[06:57:58] everything on the floor goddamn okay let's take a look at our list here what

[06:58:05] the heck is that right is that a mustard pretty sure that's mustard that's the

[06:58:11] rice, the milk for sure. Maybe that was the wrong jam. Hey, where's my eggs? Where'd my

[06:58:24] eggs go? Okay, the peas, maybe the honey? No, that's honey. This is jam? The choco spread.

[06:58:38] he wanted like a nut spread? Did we get the mustard already? We got, no we didn't get the

[06:58:45] mustard yet. That's mustard. Uh, this is the ranch.

[06:58:54] I got the ketchup, I got the milk, the rice, who's got my eggs, oh who the, oh my god I

[06:59:14] I swear it was the grandmother.

[06:59:17] Let's go get the eggs back.

[06:59:24] Unless there's like a different card in the middle.

[06:59:33] Nah, nah, it's all the same.

[06:59:36] What the heck then?

[06:59:39] Check the list again. Is there a muster on it?

[06:59:41] Oh my God is- why did I pick a muster?

[06:59:43] Why did I think there was mustard on the list?

[06:59:45] Holy Christ!

[06:59:47] Thank you for telling me.

[06:59:49] That is too funny.

[06:59:51] Okay, okay.

[06:59:53] Peas! Honey!

[06:59:55] Choco spread!

[06:59:57] Ranch milk!

[06:59:59] Rice, eggs. I think we got it.

[07:00:01] We're good.

[07:00:03] We're still missing some things on the list. What are we missing?

[07:00:05] What are we missing?

[07:00:07] Do we have the jam? We don't have the jam.

[07:00:09] Get the jam.

[07:00:11] Okay, let's go.

[07:00:12] Woo!

[07:00:13] Thank you for your help, Green.

[07:00:15] Thank you for your help.

[07:00:17] Yeah, there was no mustard on the list.

[07:00:19] Jesus.

[07:00:20] Why did I think there was mustard on the list?

[07:00:24] And there it is.

[07:00:27] Let's go back on the bike.

[07:00:30] Hopefully not get hit by another car.

[07:00:33] That doesn't.

[07:00:35] Freaking honk before it hits me.

[07:00:38] Bro, why would you honk after the fact?

[07:00:41] Which way do we go?

[07:00:43] We'll go back this way now.

[07:00:45] Oh, shoot.

[07:00:46] Hey, riding a bike is hard.

[07:00:50] Can we go down this way?

[07:00:52] That makes no sense.

[07:00:53] Yeah, let's go.

[07:01:02] Hopefully we don't intentionally drive under the car.

[07:01:05] Literally.

[07:01:08] Literally.

[07:01:14] I think this is the house.

[07:01:18] I have a pee in it and I'm starting to feel a little hungry at the time.

[07:01:21] Let's go do it.

[07:01:29] Nice. Oh, I feel so good to be back home.

[07:01:32] I could feel that nice comfy air difference, you know?

[07:01:35] Uh, let's put this on the kitchen cable.

[07:01:39] Cable, table lighting.

[07:01:40] Oh, whoopsies.

[07:01:41] Oh, yeah.

[07:01:42] Perfect.

[07:01:43] Beautiful.

[07:01:44] Uh, I thought I'd get some schoolwork done now.

[07:01:46] Well, I thought we had to pee.

[07:01:48] Are we gonna pee?

[07:01:49] Or are we gonna get our schoolwork done?

[07:01:52] That's better.

[07:01:55] Why don't we go pee first?

[07:02:01] Perfect.

[07:02:03] Don't even need to flush.

[07:02:08] And now...

[07:02:11] There's that.

[07:02:14] Almost bullseye.

[07:02:16] It was so close.

[07:02:18] It was so close.

[07:02:20] It was so close.

[07:02:22] It was so close.

[07:02:24] It was so close.

[07:02:26] It was so close.

[07:02:28] Almost bullseye. It was so close. We were like right there

[07:02:39] Okay, okay, let's get to that schoolwork. Yeah

[07:02:42] Andy Reynolds who the heck is that? Did you say you're at the car? Oh Andy from the grocery store?

[07:02:50] Uh-huh I

[07:02:52] Didn't have schoolwork to do but when I sign these texts my curiosity got better me

[07:02:56] Oh, that's right. Search Roy Carson Divorce on the Internet.

[07:02:59] What?

[07:03:03] Uh...

[07:03:04] Let's do it then, right?

[07:03:06] Roy Carson Divorce?

[07:03:14] Roy Carson Divorce, co-founder of the BM Media, claims to be receding death threats.

[07:03:19] It's wild.

[07:03:21] Subscribe.

[07:03:22] Ha ha ha ha.

[07:03:24] Subscribe.

[07:03:25] Hey that's a doorbell right there.

[07:03:31] Put the base there.

[07:03:38] Aw, sheee.

[07:03:44] Let's go see what this... two fall wants.

[07:03:49] Let's go see, let's go see.

[07:03:55] Is that milk in a corner?

[07:04:00] Hey, that is suss.

[07:04:02] What the heck is all this?

[07:04:04] Just some like torn up piece of paper with some milk in a corner?

[07:04:08] Ew, that's the ratchet ritual right there.

[07:04:12] Who are they trying to summon?

[07:04:17] Who is it?

[07:04:19] What delivery?

[07:04:20] I think I need to be...

[07:04:25] Hey, that's a smile and a half.

[07:04:27] Oh my God.

[07:04:29] Look at this dude smile.

[07:04:32] Hey, this is probably a very strange request,

[07:04:35] but do you think I can wait inside until it rains over?

[07:04:39] It's probably not.

[07:04:41] Very safe to be out here right now.

[07:04:43] I've got my raincoat on.

[07:04:45] Nope.

[07:04:47] Oh, I understand.

[07:04:49] You have a good day!

[07:04:53] Get out of here!

[07:04:55] I'm getting a bright stranger.

[07:04:57] Goddamn house.

[07:04:59] What are you, stupid?

[07:05:01] Are you acoustic?

[07:05:06] Let's enjoy this goddamn pizza.

[07:05:11] Pizza was nice and hot despite the rain.

[07:05:14] That just makes me hungry.

[07:05:16] Holy smokes.

[07:05:18] There's something about pizza.

[07:05:21] I like, I can eat pizza every single day of the year.

[07:05:24] Joker looking guy.

[07:05:26] Literally.

[07:05:27] I have your pizza here.

[07:05:33] Moon walks away.

[07:05:35] Nah man, even better.

[07:05:37] The freaking bell's in.

[07:05:39] No moon walks.

[07:05:40] Slam the thorn in his face.

[07:05:42] What are you watching about?

[07:05:45] there. God damn it. It was texting me. Evelyn Cooper, hope everything's okay. I'm sorry.

[07:06:03] I cut up the work. United, sweet dreams. I'm serious. I'm gonna offer some pizza. We

[07:06:11] Why don't you tell me this before like a random stranger knocks the door?

[07:06:25] Delicious.

[07:06:33] Channel 10. They got some weird stuff on Channel 10.

[07:06:41] They got that channel that plays at like midnight.

[07:06:45] Bro, again?

[07:06:47] I finished my pizza at least.

[07:06:51] That's it, Facebook.

[07:06:53] Oh my God, it's Mark Zuckerberg.

[07:06:55] Alright, the last slice, let's go.

[07:06:59] I'm all done.

[07:07:01] Alright.

[07:07:03] Oh shoot!

[07:07:21] Oh shoot!

[07:07:29] Bro, it's got flush, bro.

[07:07:31] Who is it?

[07:07:40] I should have closed the TV. God damn.

[07:07:43] Why?

[07:07:45] We got the good stuff going on right now.

[07:07:47] We got that like after hours cartoon network happening.

[07:07:55] I guess we can check the cameras.

[07:07:58] Make sure everything is squared away.

[07:08:01] There's no, uh, what do they call those?

[07:08:06] Chupacabras, outside?

[07:08:08] Chupacabra?

[07:08:10] Hey, oh, who that?

[07:08:14] Who that?

[07:08:17] That's wild.

[07:08:23] Looks like she's headed for the back door, which I'm certain that I locked.

[07:08:29] Let's go see what she left at the front door, though.

[07:08:51] I didn't know what to make of it.

[07:08:55] Unknown sender.

[07:08:56] Hey.

[07:08:57] Oh, I am.

[07:08:58] What did you have for dinner?

[07:09:02] I assumed it was a wrong number.

[07:09:08] It was strange, but I dismissed the thought as a weird coincidence and moved on.

[07:09:14] Let's take a look at the cameras.

[07:09:17] But I had homework to catch up on, so let's go ahead and do that.

[07:09:28] Plot twist, you did not lock the back door.

[07:09:32] Hey, oh, don't put those intrusive thoughts in my head, please.

[07:09:37] Don't be sending me those intrusive thoughts.

[07:09:40] 1.36 a.m.

[07:09:42] That's spooky hours.

[07:09:44] Oh, that was in the middle of school where the power went off.

[07:09:46] Oh, shoot!

[07:09:49] Uh-oh.

[07:09:51] Are you by yourself?

[07:09:53] Why are you keep ignoring me?

[07:09:55] Why are you always so mean to me?

[07:09:57] You are being very immature right now.

[07:10:00] Fine!

[07:10:01] If you are going to be like that, I don't need you anyways.

[07:10:04] It's kind of so much hotter.

[07:10:06] Anyways.

[07:10:08] Hey, who this?

[07:10:11] In that moment, I almost was certain that it had to be another prank by Turner.

[07:10:15] I know for real, right?

[07:10:18] I just knew guys like him very well.

[07:10:21] Brobie pranking me.

[07:10:22] Besides him and Andy were the only ones who knew I was sitting at the house.

[07:10:26] Is that the dog barking?

[07:10:29] Well, if I hear the dog barking, let's take a look at the camera. Oh, we can't look at the camera. God damn!

[07:10:36] Wait, what's that beeping?

[07:10:41] I can't check it out.

[07:10:46] Why is it working?

[07:10:50] Uh, 5387, right?

[07:10:56] Are we back?

[07:10:58] Ayo, we back.

[07:11:00] Maybe I should close the door.

[07:11:05] Let's take a look...

[07:11:07] Let's take a look at your backyard.

[07:11:10] Ohhhh!

[07:11:13] I swear if I see somebody's head freakin' pop out of that staircase.

[07:11:20] Oh no, they killed the dog.

[07:11:22] kill the dog

[07:11:24] they killed the dog

[07:11:27] where the dog at

[07:11:29] oh no

[07:11:32] why do they always go for the animal

[07:11:34] hey oh I saw somebody

[07:11:44] why is it beeping like that?

[07:11:46] what's beeping?

[07:11:49] What the heck is this?

[07:11:54] Let's take a look.

[07:11:58] Somebody's winning words for garage.

[07:12:04] Let's take one more. One more look.

[07:12:12] The food is still there.

[07:12:15] We still have the groceries on the counter.

[07:12:19] What do I even do if I see somebody on the camera coming upstairs?

[07:12:45] We just locked myself in the swimming.

[07:12:51] Oh man, they totally killed the dog.

[07:12:54] Damn it.

[07:12:56] Why does it keep beeping?

[07:12:58] Let's get out of here.

[07:13:01] What is this?

[07:13:03] Well...

[07:13:07] No, I hear the dog, dude.

[07:13:09] Let's go find the dog.

[07:13:11] Hey, it is dark. How am I supposed to see anything?

[07:13:15] Maybe I'm not supposed to walk over there?

[07:13:23] I don't have a flashlight.

[07:13:31] I don't want to just walk over there. I don't have a flashlight.

[07:13:35] Why is this beeping?

[07:13:42] This person apparently had power back up for security system.

[07:13:47] Okay.

[07:13:52] You're really going to make me navigate through the dark.

[07:13:55] Let's do it.

[07:13:59] Oh!

[07:14:04] It's dark, right?

[07:14:09] Woo! We got the flashlight!

[07:14:21] It falls apart.

[07:14:34] I think it's going to let me go outside.

[07:14:41] I think I have to go outside.

[07:14:43] The dog is barking, yo.

[07:14:48] Should we go through the side door or the front door?

[07:14:51] I think the front door is too obvious.

[07:14:58] Where should I go?

[07:14:59] Should I go?

[07:15:00] What do I do?

[07:15:03] You can't say no, I didn't get to this part.

[07:15:08] Oh, God.

[07:15:10] Music at him creepy, what did I open the freaking door?

[07:15:15] He's getting all creepy on me.

[07:15:18] What if it's reverse psychology on the front door stapler?

[07:15:22] Dude, I swear.

[07:15:24] If they're really doing that, I'm going to be so annoyed.

[07:15:29] Oh, I can't go down there?

[07:15:34] Oh, my God.

[07:15:36] I don't know why they don't want me to go down there, but I'm down for it.

[07:15:43] I'm down not doing it.

[07:15:45] Okay, she went to like the... this side right here.

[07:15:52] What am I supposed to do?

[07:15:55] What do they want me to do?

[07:15:57] Does the game really want me to go outside?

[07:16:01] Oh.

[07:16:05] Uh, rail is too lazy to monitor the garage.

[07:16:09] I thought for a second it wanted me to go through the garage.

[07:16:15] Okay, the good news is, is that I don't see anybody.

[07:16:19] Let me do this. Let me look.

[07:16:22] Let me look at the security cameras one more time.

[07:16:27] Maybe I can get a better angle up here, because I mean, I don't really see anybody anyway.

[07:16:33] It doesn't matter, right?

[07:16:35] You think it's neighbor's dog?

[07:16:38] Well, our dog is missing.

[07:16:41] Our dog is missing, though.

[07:16:52] See?

[07:16:53] The girl's nowhere to be found.

[07:16:55] unless that's him over here? Is he like drooped over?

[07:17:01] Is MoFo a freaking killed dog?

[07:17:25] Okay, I guess.

[07:17:36] I thought it had something to do with the clock, too.

[07:17:38] I was trying to see if the clock was giving me clues like hot and cold, but I don't think

[07:17:44] so.

[07:17:45] I just went through every single room, right?

[07:17:48] Okay, we gotta do what we gotta do.

[07:17:53] I think the game wants me to either go up to the front door or the back door.

[07:17:57] Let me see if I can grab a kitchen knife for my protection.

[07:18:07] I think we have to go outside to see what all that barking is about.

[07:18:12] Let's do it.

[07:18:13] It is what it is, right?

[07:18:14] Let's just do it.

[07:18:15] It was suddenly very cold outside.

[07:18:27] Oh, how should we close the door?

[07:18:31] Okay, it definitely wanted us to be outside.

[07:18:37] I can't leave.

[07:18:55] I heard somebody go into the house.

[07:18:59] I heard somebody go into that house, bro.

[07:19:08] Why did the dog stop barking?

[07:19:11] Oh, there's a dog?

[07:19:15] Aw.

[07:19:22] He's acting very weird.

[07:19:26] Yeah, there's somebody in the frickin' house.

[07:19:29] I heard the door.

[07:19:31] Hey, Zeke, you want to keep me company in there?

[07:19:34] Are you like one of those attack dogs?

[07:19:36] Oh, hell no.

[07:19:37] Zeke's like 40 years old.

[07:19:40] Let's go.

[07:19:41] Come in.

[07:19:42] No.

[07:19:43] Somebody's totally in this house.

[07:19:47] Hey, I got a can opener.

[07:19:48] I'll frickin' use it, bro.

[07:19:55] There's totally somebody in the house.

[07:19:58] Yeah. Yeah.

[07:20:01] Aw, she... and they saw the bouquet on the floor too.

[07:20:04] Aw, no.

[07:20:06] Aw, no, they're gonna take that personal.

[07:20:09] You said we stay friends. Turner, this is not funny, I know it's you.

[07:20:14] Yeah, I don't think that's Turner.

[07:20:17] Should I turn on the TV? What do I do?

[07:20:28] Pro was too small to even hurt a critter.

[07:20:33] Yeah, I think Zeke. Zeke wasn't up to it.

[07:20:44] I know, let's watch some TV. Otherwise, relax to me.

[07:20:48] At the end of the day.

[07:20:54] Let's see what's on channel 10.

[07:20:57] Yeah, this is not helping me though when we're seeing this on the TV

[07:21:04] Bruh

[07:21:08] Someone peeking through the windows

[07:21:15] Yeah, let's get up is that what it wants me to do once we pick through the windows

[07:21:27] I'm I'm guessing I have to go back upstairs. I just know it's like

[07:21:34] Scary to go up there right now. I have to get back to my schoolwork for Monday

[07:21:40] Let's do it

[07:21:43] Somebody's up here. I should have closed the TV you're kidding me

[07:21:47] They really want me to do that. The noise is kind of comforting though

[07:21:57] Oh, I don't like that music.

[07:22:10] I don't like that music.

[07:22:17] Let's do it.

[07:22:18] All of a sudden we're going to hear a spooky noise.

[07:22:23] I have a strange kind of feeling about the situation.

[07:22:30] Yeah man, you think?

[07:22:32] What do I do?

[07:22:34] It might sound stupid, but I just...

[07:22:36] Do you don't want to overthink things?

[07:22:37] Hey yo, somebody's on the camera!

[07:22:41] Oh, he'll know.

[07:22:45] Where?

[07:22:47] Where?

[07:22:51] You all see anything?

[07:22:53] Oh, hell no.

[07:23:08] Hell no!

[07:23:10] The sensors picked up something.

[07:23:14] It totally picked up something.

[07:23:15] How come it's not showing anybody though?

[07:23:20] Oh man, I don't like that, I don't like that, no the dog is sleeping, it wasn't the dog,

[07:23:40] The dog be sleepin'.

[07:23:47] And normally they show something.

[07:23:49] Like normally they show like a person walking, but...

[07:23:54] Oh, there's totally somebody in the house.

[07:23:58] Okay, I mean it is what it is, right?

[07:24:04] What do I do?

[07:24:05] Egg?

[07:24:06] Damn it!

[07:24:07] I mean, it is what it is.

[07:24:22] Back to my school work.

[07:24:27] When in doubt, just do some homework.

[07:24:31] Everything will be alright.

[07:24:33] Oh hell no.

[07:24:35] Oh hell no.

[07:24:37] Hell no!

[07:24:43] I can swear on my life I didn't turn on that oven.

[07:24:45] Oh shhhh!

[07:25:03] So they're inside I told you they were gonna be inside

[07:25:09] Hey, why why is the burglar hungry can't a burglar just wait mom, bro? I

[07:25:17] Heard something downstairs. I had to go and look ah

[07:25:19] Let's dip man. You think I'm actually I hear something downstairs, and I know I'm the only one in the house

[07:25:25] Me if I can't open here look at this you think I'm gonna go down there man. I

[07:25:29] I guess I have to. The game wouldn't set me up to kill me, right?

[07:25:37] Game wouldn't do that.

[07:25:40] We have to go downstairs and check. So that's what I'm gonna go do.

[07:25:45] I only die if I navigate away from the narrative of the game.

[07:25:50] Okay, I'll switch ways again.

[07:25:59] Is that it?

[07:26:14] Low key it made me very uncomfortable knowing he was in the house.

[07:26:17] Yeah, somebody was in the house.

[07:26:19] Look at that, there's a beer on the table.

[07:26:23] I didn't have this contact, I can only ask Andy.

[07:26:27] Text Andy.

[07:26:28] Can you send me Terms Contact? That's an equipment mess.

[07:26:31] Hey, what time is it too?

[07:26:33] Isn't it like...

[07:26:35] Early in the Amp?

[07:26:38] Andy, let's go.

[07:26:40] He's messing with that. He's been snooping around the house. This is not cool.

[07:26:46] Oh, dude.

[07:26:51] Dude, is that my place right now?

[07:26:52] We were going to go to the movies with Brady, but then it started pouring, so we struck with

[07:27:01] the sleepover.

[07:27:02] So we stuck with the sleepover.

[07:27:05] Dude.

[07:27:09] I attributed all of that to my lack of sleep.

[07:27:11] Okay, sure.

[07:27:13] I was aware I had tendencies of being overly paranoid.

[07:27:16] The only logical thing I could think of is that the time was to keep an eye on the security

[07:27:22] monitor.

[07:27:23] Will do.

[07:27:24] I don't know if I should be running to the stairs or keep it cool.

[07:27:30] Now that I think about it, I should have called the cops, but at the time I was so

[07:27:35] engrossed in my own thoughts that something's going to happen, bro.

[07:27:40] The idea never entered my head.

[07:27:45] Now what is in here, right?

[07:27:56] Let's definitely close the door.

[07:27:59] Let's take a look at the monitors.

[07:28:04] Okay.

[07:28:06] We good, we good.

[07:28:12] Zeke's still in the crib, we good.

[07:28:17] I mean, it looks like it's checking out.

[07:28:28] Woah!

[07:28:33] The door is freaking open!

[07:28:35] Was it open when I was downstairs?

[07:28:38] Hey, I never noticed the door was open.

[07:28:43] Oh my god. Bro.

[07:28:47] Dude, wait, did you check out the article? It was Brady who told me about it.

[07:28:52] Oh, this is really sketchy. What article?

[07:28:56] What are you talking about?

[07:29:01] Hey, the door is... Should I go down first and close it?

[07:29:08] Oh, bro.

[07:29:13] Does it want me to go down there and close it?

[07:29:18] Oh!

[07:29:19] I thought my heart's gonna beat.

[07:29:23] Where'd they go?

[07:29:24] They were right there.

[07:29:25] Where'd they go?

[07:29:26] Oh my god.

[07:29:27] Wait.

[07:29:28] Wait, it's a girl.

[07:29:29] I mean.

[07:29:30] Wait, wait, it's a girl, but I mean...

[07:29:47] Oh, my Christ! Bro, she's coming to me!

[07:29:54] Get a camera on that.

[07:29:57] Here, she's coming right for me. What do I do?

[07:30:00] Oh hell no. What do I do?

[07:30:04] Oh she's checking every door in the house.

[07:30:08] She's holding a knife.

[07:30:12] She's not?

[07:30:16] Oh my gosh, she is. She was right outside the door.

[07:30:20] I don't know why I was there.

[07:30:24] I wonder if my heart would pound right out of my chest.

[07:30:28] Ayo. That door is locked, right?

[07:30:34] Hell, no.

[07:30:37] No, are you in there?

[07:30:40] Wait, how does she know my name?

[07:30:44] I really missed you?

[07:30:49] Whatever is happening between us, we can work it out together.

[07:30:52] We stay quiet we stay quiet

[07:30:58] Don't play dumb with me Noah. I know you're in there open the door. We're just in the top. There is nothing to talk about

[07:31:08] Always been nice to you

[07:31:19] That's gonna provoke her bro

[07:31:22] I know you left me for her.

[07:31:28] At least she is not a junkie like you.

[07:31:32] We don't want to antagonize her.

[07:31:35] Oh, bro, every option they give us is to antagonize, though, dude.

[07:31:42] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[07:31:46] Um...

[07:31:49] Should we just say it's different with her?

[07:31:52] There's something behind me? Nah. Don't say that. This is exactly why.

[07:31:58] Maybe that.

[07:32:00] But I love you.

[07:32:03] What about that?

[07:32:05] Should we just tell her to leave?

[07:32:09] I'm gonna leave right now.

[07:32:11] Oh boy, you know I could turn you into the police for this

[07:32:20] Oh boy do it, and I will kill both of you

[07:32:35] Wasn't gonna try to

[07:32:37] Bro. Bro. Bro.

[07:32:42] I can't have you. I'm dead.

[07:32:44] No one else should. I'm dead.

[07:32:47] I'm dead. Who do I- what do I do? Who do I call?

[07:32:51] Are you the Ghostbusters still exist?

[07:32:54] Is- is their numbers still available?

[07:32:57] Bro, what do I do?

[07:32:58] Um, I gotta-

[07:32:59] You're all Zooms out of the lats, okay?

[07:33:01] Let's take a look at this one.

[07:33:03] Right here.

[07:33:05] Okay.

[07:33:07] Okay.

[07:33:09] Okay.

[07:33:11] Okay.

[07:33:13] Okay.

[07:33:15] Okay.

[07:33:17] Okay.

[07:33:19] Okay.

[07:33:21] Okay.

[07:33:23] Okay.

[07:33:25] What was I supposed to do to that situation, dude?

[07:33:32] I think I should better call Sallery.

[07:33:36] Was I supposed to text somebody?

[07:33:39] What was I supposed to do?

[07:33:40] Oh, I swear to God, if they make me play that whole thing again.

[07:33:43] Oh, thank God.

[07:33:45] Wait, so why didn't they make me just do that?

[07:33:55] What was I supposed to do?

[07:34:01] Gogi. What do you guys think I should do?

[07:34:09] Here, run and keep the flashlight with us.

[07:34:15] And then I think I need to get back to my schoolwork. Yeah, that's right.

[07:34:25] Maybe I run away before she gets to the door.

[07:34:40] Let's see.

[07:34:41] Let's find out.

[07:34:43] Maybe you can get a bouquet and act nice with her.

[07:34:45] Oh, you're right.

[07:34:47] Uh, I don't know.

[07:34:49] I don't know in this situation that it would matter.

[07:34:55] I forgot, we just have to do the schoolwork, right?

[07:35:04] We do the schoolwork like two times.

[07:35:08] And then we have to confront or get a firearm or something.

[07:35:12] Bro, did you see a firearm anywhere in the house?

[07:35:14] Because I didn't.

[07:35:16] I do have my can opener, though.

[07:35:18] What a strange feeling about the situation, he says.

[07:35:31] Uh-huh.

[07:35:32] God, I have to be so bad.

[07:35:42] Oh my god!

[07:35:52] Now we gotta go check it out.

[07:36:05] I wonder what I'm supposed to do.

[07:36:08] Because I'm like trapped in this room when she comes here.

[07:36:16] Or maybe I'm supposed to say something else?

[07:36:18] Maybe I wasn't supposed to mention the cops?

[07:36:21] I don't know.

[07:36:23] It gives me a limited amount of time to like do something.

[07:36:34] I'm gonna find out that there's a beer here and all this stuff.

[07:36:41] Alright, I gotta pee, I'll be right back.

[07:36:57] Huh?

[07:36:59] Huh?

[07:37:00] I'm not a nurse!

[07:37:30] Yeah, what do you guys think, what am I supposed to do exactly?

[07:37:55] There's a knife holder trying to interact with it, what if you could pull a knife out?

[07:37:58] But then that would mean I'd have to kill her.

[07:38:00] There's no way there's like, the stories about me killing her.

[07:38:04] But I should have noticed earlier that there was a knife missing.

[07:38:08] I guess I could pick up the bootcamp flowers before I go back upstairs.

[07:38:29] The only other thing I can think of is that I move rooms when I see her coming this way.

[07:38:34] Like I go to this room maybe.

[07:38:40] There. We'll leave the flowers there.

[07:38:45] I could try that but I feel like I should give this a try too.

[07:38:48] But then again I'm not really sure...

[07:38:51] Door is open bro.

[07:38:59] The door's open bro!

[07:39:06] Dude, wait!

[07:39:08] Did you check out that article?

[07:39:09] It was Brady who told me about it!

[07:39:11] This is really sketchy!

[07:39:13] It's the girl, man.

[07:39:15] It's the girl!

[07:39:17] Now mom's squirrel became at least my worries.

[07:39:21] Do I look back?

[07:39:24] Okay. Okay. Do I go to the next room or what?

[07:39:41] Do I take the time to do that? I froze and kept staring at the screen in pure horror.

[07:39:50] Why would she take the time to turn the TV on and watch this?

[07:39:59] No, she didn't check the room across the room I was in. So I'm thinking maybe

[07:40:05] There's a chance that get away with it if I'm over there.

[07:40:16] Oh, but this is the room I'm in. That's the room I'm in.

[07:40:20] Oh, she's on the other side of that room.

[07:40:24] Oh, that's why she doesn't know that it's blocked.

[07:40:28] I'm supposed to get out.

[07:40:30] Okay.

[07:40:31] Okay, it all makes sense now.

[07:40:32] Oh, it all makes sense now.

[07:40:34] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[07:40:37] Now I totally get it.

[07:40:38] Now I totally get it.

[07:40:39] That's what I was like.

[07:40:40] I'm pretty sure I turned around a corner.

[07:40:42] All right, let's do this.

[07:40:44] Let's get this interaction over with.

[07:40:47] Let's go.

[07:40:49] Should we get up?

[07:40:56] That's what it was.

[07:40:57] Okay.

[07:40:58] We stay silent.

[07:41:02] Should I just exit right away?

[07:41:07] I think I'm fast in here, bro.

[07:41:33] I feel like when I was talking too much, I just kinda knew to go the other way.

[07:41:47] We don't do this now?

[07:41:52] Was I supposed to keep talking to her?

[07:41:56] It's kind of stupid if that's the case, can I jump out of the window or something?

[07:42:10] Is she gone?

[07:42:11] I mean the music stopped.

[07:42:18] Bruh.

[07:42:21] Okay, let's finish talking to her so that when she's banging on the door, we go to the

[07:42:28] other room, right?

[07:42:29] Really right now

[07:42:49] Wait, how come she's not begging I can't have you

[07:42:59] Oh my god! Oh my god! Literally.

[07:43:06] Is she coming around right now?

[07:43:13] There she is.

[07:43:23] She can't see me in the cameras.

[07:43:29] Oh my god, okay.

[07:43:36] We got to go bro.

[07:43:39] We got to go bro, we got to go outside.

[07:43:42] I guess we go outside.

[07:43:44] Keep going, keep going, keep going.

[07:43:46] Woo!

[07:43:47] I left the house and ran down the block.

[07:43:49] My dad called the cops.

[07:43:51] No by the time they arrived, she had already left the house.

[07:43:54] Oh, we know who she is though, right?

[07:43:56] But I know where she lives.

[07:43:58] Oh my god, dude, we made it!

[07:44:01] Carl was one of the first people I met on a dating site.

[07:44:06] She was three years older than me, but I found her cute, so we started dating.

[07:44:12] However, two months into our relationship, she started doing hard drugs.

[07:44:16] Oh, damn!

[07:44:18] I tried to get her help, but she turned it around on me as if I was trying to change

[07:44:22] her.

[07:44:24] One day I had enough and I had to break up with her.

[07:44:25] I told her to leave and never contact me again.

[07:44:28] She was pissed.

[07:44:32] She was trying to convince me, she was trying to convince one of the cops she didn't intend

[07:44:35] on doing anything wrong that night with a knife in her hand.

[07:44:39] But of course the cop wasn't buying it.

[07:44:41] They reviewed the footage and it showed everything from the point of her entry

[07:44:45] to the moment she grabbed the kitchen knife.

[07:44:49] The thing that messed with me the most was the fact that nothing was stolen from the house.

[07:44:55] Turns out she was heavily under the influence of the drug and alcohol at the time.

[07:45:00] She was arrested and sentenced for a long while.

[07:45:08] He managed to escape death right there.

[07:45:12] Damn, bro.

[07:45:14] That's too close, huh?

[07:45:19] Yeah, that's too close.

[07:45:21] Woo!

[07:45:24] Oh my god!

[07:45:28] The dog was fine, exactly.

[07:45:31] The dog was not harmed in this episode.

[07:45:35] Thank the heavens.

[07:45:36] Hehehehe.

[07:45:39] Hey, that was good.

[07:45:45] That was close, wasn't it?

[07:45:46] Howdy chat.

[07:45:47] How's it going?

[07:45:49] going to be diving into some Fortnite, zero builds,

[07:45:53] representing the Chapel Roam skin, because why not?

[07:45:57] Why not, bro?

[07:46:02] It's time to get into it.

[07:46:06] Oh heck yeah, we're definitely not doing build, man.

[07:46:10] I can't be dealing with them 300 IQ kids.

[07:46:16] It's too much, it's too much.

[07:46:19] Is it lagging I hope it's not lagging too bad

[07:46:27] No, it should be fixed right that intro lag like crazy though. I don't know why

[07:46:33] It lag like crazy

[07:46:36] But I think we're good now, right?

[07:46:38] Let me see my second monitor here. I think we're good

[07:46:44] It's that fortnight time buddy

[07:46:49] Also, these lobbies always start off with a hot lag.

[07:46:54] A hot lag.

[07:46:56] Let's see how many duplicates we'll find.

[07:47:00] If I'll either be the only one, or if there'll be more of me, or if there'll be more of me.

[07:47:12] YOKI BEAR!

[07:47:13] It's in the jack!

[07:47:16] Hey, let's get it.

[07:47:20] Surfboarding up, surfboarding up.

[07:47:22] No, I don't want to go there, bro.

[07:47:26] How do I move this map?

[07:47:28] Why can't I see?

[07:47:32] Hello? Pan?

[07:47:34] Sheesh.

[07:47:36] I'm tempted to start playing this game on a controller because

[07:47:40] mouse and keyboard are feeling a little empty.

[07:47:43] I don't know!

[07:47:44] I don't know where I want to go. I guess here. Escape.

[07:47:48] I feel like that's the only place to go.

[07:47:50] They didn't change my um...

[07:47:53] Actually, I don't think she has a...

[07:47:57] I don't think she has a custom...

[07:48:00] What do they call these? Paraglider? Glider?

[07:48:04] I know if I skydive and got this.

[07:48:07] Which is pretty fancy.

[07:48:09] Alright, let's see if we drop on something

[07:48:12] thing that doesn't get us flattened a this part of the beach is getting a

[07:48:19] little bit of traffic this part of the beach is getting a little exciting okay

[07:48:26] what is this breath what is this breath we got a chest here oh she's got to wait

[07:48:34] afraid to open up. God damn. God damn. Oh my sidekick. Don't scare me like that.

[07:48:45] Yummy scrumptious. Health already full. Any of these give you the nothing gives

[07:48:51] you a shield huh? Okay. Damn my my sensitivity feels higher than I'd like

[07:48:59] get to be bro I hear somebody like right here I'm gonna bait them I knew it

[07:49:10] how do you get me with the two of them the the twin hammer shotguns do that to

[07:49:16] you since when oh my god bro how did I sense I was gonna be

[07:49:29] flattened in the first lobby like that play again I didn't know sheesh the

[07:49:35] shotguns are kind of crazy my goodness the twin hammer ones too okay okay we

[07:49:44] can't be we can't be doing chapel like that we'll give it a second go and

[07:49:50] hopefully have a little bit of better performance yeah a little better

[07:49:57] Goodness gracious. Cooked immediately. Yeah we do have a little Pesicic. It's very

[07:50:05] cute. It's the pony bro. Heck yeah. Not that they did absolutely anything to

[07:50:13] save me in that situation. Maybe I should I did like all chest shots there. Maybe I

[07:50:19] should have done a couple to the dome would have been good. A couple to the

[07:50:25] dome definitely would have been better. We'll try again, don't worry. We'll try again.

[07:50:40] Let's see what kind of emotes we got here. Also, I didn't see, um, audio should be good

[07:50:50] for you guys, right? It's not overpowering. I'm not overpowering, hopefully. Shouting into

[07:50:57] the mic, blowing out of your drums. All right. We in the bus this time. We in the bus. Sus

[07:51:04] Studios it is. Highest volume of players. Let's get it. That's where we want to be

[07:51:11] right now. In the highest traffic area. Damn, I forgot to frickin thank the bus

[07:51:20] bus driver too man. That's my bad. Now you know we're dropping into this with a little

[07:51:29] bit of that sessiness. Bus driver gave us a little haktu on us, right on the dome before

[07:51:39] we left. Oh no thank you for me! Okay! Layed one splat on us bro. What is this? Can

[07:51:47] We drink it now

[07:51:50] It's for a shield right I mean I'd rather have a hundred shield I

[07:51:59] Think this gives it to everybody

[07:52:04] Search it up. You like the search takes longer now. Oh god, please no, please no

[07:52:11] Thank you. Thank you for not flattening me. Bro, what did I say? I said no thank you, bro.

[07:52:20] What is this? We got a chest! Hey, we got this thing. This thing absolutely annihilated the

[07:52:32] the other person, aka me, and just the other Lobby.

[07:52:43] It's a fellow chapel, bruh.

[07:52:52] Where are they, though?

[07:52:55] Where's my fellow... Rony?

[07:53:02] Oh, shoot, I thought somebody was in the corner.

[07:53:08] I see somebody down by the tree, but that's a close range fight, man.

[07:53:16] I don't even know what that is.

[07:53:17] That might not even be a player.

[07:53:23] I don't want to test it.

[07:53:25] No thank you.

[07:53:26] Bro, what's with all these other gadgets and gizmos that we've been getting?

[07:53:31] this shockwave grenade we need that we need that hey the twin shot he kind of

[07:53:40] look good on chapula not gonna lie I could always do with a med kit

[07:53:50] some gold I'll take it I haven't seen anybody else though got my little side

[07:54:03] kick here let's go are people trying to take down whatever this is should we go

[07:54:13] and like intercept whatever the rewards are gonna be let's say damn yeah he was

[07:54:28] absolutely and utterly flabbergasted by my by my presence he didn't know that

[07:54:34] was gonna happen he's like oh she's not the queen dropping in on me hot to go

[07:54:39] What is this? What did he get that I just like sat by and

[07:54:44] Transform into a big foot

[07:54:47] Yeah, that sounds perfect for a chapel

[07:54:52] What is this bro

[07:54:56] See enemy footsteps, can we hold on let me get let me get this though

[07:55:03] Well, we're just gonna smack people around

[07:55:09] I don't think anybody else was here.

[07:55:13] I kind of feel bad for Peter Griffin.

[07:55:15] He took him out after he busted sweaty armpits over that challenge to get this.

[07:55:25] Not my problem, though.

[07:55:29] Absolutely not my problem.

[07:55:33] Looks like we got infinite stamina with Bigfoot.

[07:55:41] What is this, Stormat?

[07:55:45] Miles away, absolutely miles away.

[07:55:53] Looks like I get 25 extra HP, 25 extra HP, bro.

[07:56:01] Excuse me, chair.

[07:56:03] Ooh, not the chug jug ever so tempting.

[07:56:08] Mmm. Nah, I'ma keep.

[07:56:09] Bro, the Twin Hammer shotguns I could tell already is, uh...

[07:56:16] Is something that needs to be tweaked. Needs to be tweaked.

[07:56:23] It's exactly what happened to me in the last one.

[07:56:29] What does this do? Oh, no.

[07:56:33] oh no and then what not ready yet damn oh but it's a radius sorry I'm learning

[07:56:47] I'm learning do they go away or are they gonna follow me I got I got people here

[07:56:56] Hey bruh, what are they going to do?

[07:57:03] Well, nah, we took them out a little too easy.

[07:57:09] A little too easy.

[07:57:15] What are you having on?

[07:57:16] Flowberry Miscrenade?

[07:57:18] Why didn't you chuck that thing at me?

[07:57:21] Sniper.

[07:57:23] Do we want to do Sniper, though?

[07:57:31] I really don't want to get rid of the Twin Hammers right now.

[07:57:37] I shouldn't be giving up a medkit like that, but.

[07:57:42] I also want to have fun.

[07:57:44] All right.

[07:57:45] Damn.

[07:57:46] This Bigfoot's Flex SMG.

[07:57:51] So it was overpowered, huh?

[07:57:52] So that's why we went like extremely squatted down

[07:58:03] and just did some business.

[07:58:05] Oh, we got footsteps.

[07:58:10] We got footsteps.

[07:58:11] Should we do this?

[07:58:12] It's going to be close range.

[07:58:14] Are they in the tree?

[07:58:14] Why does it keep?

[07:58:15] Oh, are they up there?

[07:58:16] I don't want them landing on my dome.

[07:58:34] Alright psychic.

[07:58:35] Oh, Shisa.

[07:58:36] Wait, there's a bow going on.

[07:58:41] Hold on, let me get it on this.

[07:58:44] And who shouldn't have me, bro?

[07:58:47] Goddamn, I gotta control this thing.

[07:58:53] Wanna reload?

[07:58:54] Never mind.

[07:58:59] I'll just clean up.

[07:59:00] I'll just clean it up, whatever's happening here.

[07:59:05] Reload time on the Twin Hammers is a little too much though.

[07:59:08] So you gotta take out your kill if you're gonna actually use it.

[07:59:13] Mm-hmm

[07:59:25] The bullets want the bullets I

[07:59:30] Think so well thank you kindly people

[07:59:40] Oh God

[07:59:44] Let's get in on that

[07:59:49] Let's get in on that where's all this shoot

[07:59:59] I have top

[08:00:02] What I think they're up top, bro

[08:00:09] I'm so sorry man

[08:00:12] How did he get down I thought you get a

[08:00:17] Out the game the moment the moment you get down it's supposed to be solo oh

[08:00:25] That's too cute

[08:00:35] I just want to protect it. That's all I want to do

[08:00:38] All right, they got a few things here, but I think I'm I think I'm good. I'm not gonna need any

[08:00:45] Can I double jump?

[08:00:47] I'm not gonna need any medkits. I

[08:00:51] Was worried

[08:01:01] Let's keep at it, bro, and I could use my ability to at any point this thing that like

[08:01:06] like, spawns from the earth to people.

[08:01:15] Hello?

[08:01:21] I don't really care if they see me.

[08:01:28] I haven't been paying much attention to the storm either,

[08:01:30] or where it's closing in.

[08:01:36] I think we're good

[08:01:48] There was some action, but I'm not seeing any more any more action

[08:01:58] Well, we don't want to go this way though. How many people left nine twelve

[08:02:03] Jesus! My good sir. My good sir.

[08:02:10] Let's do that. And then let's have the shoddies out.

[08:02:18] They got him?

[08:02:21] Or are they hiding?

[08:02:23] Oh I see you bro.

[08:02:30] Ah, let's get in close.

[08:02:37] Ah, I was missing too many shots there.

[08:02:40] Like way too many shots, man.

[08:02:42] Yeah, run him over with that truck.

[08:02:45] The heli?

[08:02:47] Did it jump on out of there?

[08:02:48] Damn.

[08:02:50] The cap was too good.

[08:02:52] The Captain America was too good.

[08:02:54] Good.

[08:02:59] Yeah, I didn't land many bullets, bro.

[08:03:02] That's on me.

[08:03:03] That's on me, chat.

[08:03:05] I didn't land too many bullets.

[08:03:08] I landed some.

[08:03:09] But not enough.

[08:03:10] Not enough to take them out.

[08:03:10] Blagan, I feel like we did much better, though.

[08:03:14] For our second run in, much better.

[08:03:19] Much better than the first one.

[08:03:24] Man, I should have backed out especially when I was getting the free tags on me.

[08:03:35] I should have backed out and drank some of that chug, bruh, I should have done it bruh.

[08:03:44] I got a little too cocky with the bigfoot.

[08:03:46] I thought bigfoot powers would just protect me in some way.

[08:03:52] It wasn't the case, bro.

[08:03:56] Lesson learned.

[08:03:57] We move forward.

[08:03:59] We move forward with these experiences

[08:04:01] that we're gathering here.

[08:04:07] What about this one?

[08:04:12] John Wick!

[08:04:15] I haven't seen a John Wick skin in a hot minute.

[08:04:19] Hold up.

[08:04:19] Pause, John Wick.

[08:04:21] stand still

[08:04:29] a we both did it though so it's it's consensual

[08:04:32] we both were doing hot to go is consensual

[08:04:34] all right let's go

[08:04:36] uh...

[08:04:38] rips tights sounds

[08:04:41] stellar let's do it

[08:04:46] gotta go this way though

[08:04:53] that's what I imagine when I hear this like surfing music

[08:04:57] that blub blub blub

[08:05:03] hang time excuse me

[08:05:07] whatcha mean

[08:05:13] Get in it! Get in it, triple!

[08:05:18] It's time to do the D.

[08:05:22] It's time.

[08:05:24] You think anything is in that bus?

[08:05:28] You think anything is in that bus, chat?

[08:05:30] What is this?

[08:05:31] Is that the Twin-Hound pistol? I mean, shotgun?

[08:05:35] Jeez.

[08:05:37] I don't like that the hockey's are the numbers.

[08:05:40] Cause...

[08:05:41] Is that a bush?

[08:05:45] A bush for chapel?

[08:05:46] Jeez.

[08:05:47] They know me.

[08:05:50] I feel like my volume is not high enough because I can't hear nothing.

[08:05:55] I can't hear footsteps, bro.

[08:05:57] Hold on.

[08:05:58] I mean, internally raise it.

[08:06:01] I'm on the max.

[08:06:06] Excuse me?

[08:06:09] Excuse me?

[08:06:10] Brother.

[08:06:11] Bro, it's like flash before my eyes.

[08:06:17] I saw the windows break and then next thing I know he's in front of me.

[08:06:21] Jesus Christ.

[08:06:24] I want an instant replay because like did he literally turn into a ball, knees to

[08:06:31] forehead and like spin out of there so that I couldn't see him?

[08:06:36] Leg in God dang

[08:06:40] Oh, not the knees to the forehead. I

[08:06:45] Didn't even see the jump out

[08:06:49] Did you guys see the jump out?

[08:06:57] Luna is right there is right there. Don't worry. She will always be looking at you

[08:07:06] Maybe he was on the ground all along. Oh, you know what? He might have been shot the glass made me look up so that my

[08:07:14] So that my aim

[08:07:17] Wasn't even wasn't even on site, bro

[08:07:21] That's crazy

[08:07:27] We prepare for war we need a

[08:07:31] We need the war drum here.

[08:07:37] Not the sidekick looking like they're enjoying this.

[08:07:43] This is so cute.

[08:07:49] Who's shooting at me bro?

[08:07:54] Boo yeah!

[08:07:56] Okay.

[08:07:58] on the bus.

[08:07:59] So where do we want to go?

[08:08:03] Hmm.

[08:08:04] Where do we want to go?

[08:08:06] Wonkyland.

[08:08:07] I want to go to, I want to go to Wonkyland.

[08:08:21] Why not?

[08:08:22] Oh, shoot.

[08:08:23] If I'm going to go, let's drop.

[08:08:25] Damn.

[08:08:26] I'm late to this party. There's gonna be people there dancing without me. I'm gonna show up

[08:08:35] No, no, uh

[08:08:39] No lethal oh, I've been here before I

[08:08:45] Just remembered it did my challenges and everything

[08:08:51] Damn

[08:08:53] Uh, I don't see anybody going into the pink castle-building.

[08:09:00] Let's do that.

[08:09:03] I'm tired of these grenades, man. The grenades...

[08:09:11] Brother.

[08:09:13] Anything in these bathrooms open up toilet roll change

[08:09:25] She's anybody was in there they evaporated oh, hello

[08:09:43] Which one is better chap?

[08:09:46] Which one is better?

[08:09:48] We got a couple chests around here.

[08:09:50] I want to swap out one of the, one of the ARs.

[08:09:53] Ooh.

[08:09:57] Is that the twin hammer?

[08:09:59] Sheesh.

[08:10:00] We gotta do it.

[08:10:04] Okay, give me a second.

[08:10:06] Drink a couple of these.

[08:10:08] Let's get our full shield.

[08:10:11] We got a lock in, bro.

[08:10:13] Me taking out too easy too easy on these last runs

[08:10:20] He's locking time

[08:10:23] Don't want this grenade man, what does this even do shockwave the damage?

[08:10:40] We hearing footsteps

[08:10:43] Did nobody land at Wonky Lane?

[08:10:56] Wonky's Chomp House?

[08:11:00] We're going slow, mate.

[08:11:06] Where's this chest at?

[08:11:07] Oh, shoot, we're on the cusp of the storm closing in.

[08:11:11] Hell no.

[08:11:15] Was that footsteps, Mike?

[08:11:19] Oh, we got action over there.

[08:11:23] I want to get in on that.

[08:11:37] Outsies.

[08:11:40] That's the wrong way though. We got to make a loop around

[08:11:46] And then jump

[08:11:52] Not what I wanted to do

[08:12:00] Mmm

[08:12:09] I

[08:12:22] That was close man, I wasn't sure I was not sure if I was gonna get him tactical pistol the pump who needs a

[08:12:33] Who needs freaking you know what?

[08:12:37] Are they spectating bro?

[08:12:39] Let's hit him with one of these real quick and grab that and then we outseas

[08:12:56] I say we just drank this up or I could save it. Hold on. We have a couple of these, right?

[08:13:09] I don't know if I want two of these, but we gotta go.

[08:13:21] Storms closing in.

[08:13:22] Nobody better be on these mountains.

[08:13:28] Where are we teleporting to?

[08:13:32] I swear to god this goes inside of the storm.

[08:13:37] It's not good.

[08:13:40] Definitely don't need to be here.

[08:13:52] I mean, I'm playing a time song.

[08:13:53] I'm fine, I'm fine.

[08:14:00] Oh, yeah.

[08:14:06] Oh, God.

[08:14:07] not the fall damage

[08:14:12] oh it's stealth

[08:14:13] jesus

[08:14:14] i thought it was a health

[08:14:16] i thought i read health

[08:14:19] i take it back

[08:14:24] please

[08:14:27] how long is it last for

[08:14:37] I don't know. Well definitely swap those out.

[08:14:41] I don't think I need that when I got the big one on me.

[08:14:45] I have an idea.

[08:14:50] If anybody tries to attack me, I'm going in.

[08:14:55] I'm popping that stealth and

[08:14:58] I'm going in with the twin

[08:15:02] pinchadis

[08:15:24] Let's say let's say

[08:15:32] Shots fired.

[08:16:02] Goddamn. Goddamn. Drink this real quick.

[08:16:15] Jeez.

[08:16:25] you got on you bro a wingsuit and the crown geez I'll take it all bro along with this

[08:16:37] Do we want to fight that?

[08:16:59] Do we want to fight that?

[08:17:11] Oh heck yeah.

[08:17:23] Gold Rush?

[08:17:25] On me?

[08:17:28] Quit playing

[08:17:31] I feel like I should use the wingsuit. Well, can I use this?

[08:17:40] And then the wingsuit

[08:17:43] There's too many good options. I don't know how to combo my plays here. I thought I heard footsteps or

[08:17:52] Somebody shooting

[08:17:54] Was it all a lie?

[08:17:59] I mean my sidekick ain't invisible so.

[08:18:06] I'd rather have the invincibility.

[08:18:10] Here we go, here we go.

[08:18:13] Who's shooting?

[08:18:14] Oh you know they got jumps bro had legendary twinnies I'll take it I'll take it god damn

[08:18:35] God damn bro. Not losing twin legendaries, that's crazy.

[08:18:44] What else do I want here? I got my gun back. That's all I need.

[08:18:54] Bro didn't even get a chance to react to me. He saw a chapeurone just appear in front of him.

[08:19:01] Yeah, let's do this.

[08:19:10] I'm Alexies.

[08:19:11] I think we took care of everybody we need to take care of there.

[08:19:13] Bigfoot is around here.

[08:19:15] That's what that symbol means, right?

[08:19:18] Should we go for it again?

[08:19:19] We might be strong enough with all this, with all this gear.

[08:19:27] Do we have to just find them?

[08:19:35] Don't?

[08:19:38] I shouldn't.

[08:19:39] I shouldn't even go for it.

[08:19:42] Just skedaddle.

[08:19:43] Alright.

[08:19:44] If you say so, if you say so, chat.

[08:19:50] Let's get out of here.

[08:19:53] I'm gonna put my trust in you chat

[08:19:58] We are doing pretty good so far, so I do want to keep that momentum up

[08:20:05] Man I wish I had like an extender the heli

[08:20:11] Who that

[08:20:18] That's what they did right oh shoot I'm going the wrong way call me

[08:20:23] Call me I gotta go this way. There's eight of us left. Let's do that again. Not ready yet

[08:20:31] Let me just blast it on out of here launch them freakin space X style

[08:20:39] Up into the up into the mountains

[08:20:44] About do the same thing I

[08:20:50] See bigfoot approaching to

[08:20:52] The symbol anyway. Does that mean somebody has it?

[08:20:59] Can we land on him?

[08:21:06] Sheesh! I think that's too much jumping.

[08:21:10] Oh sheesh! We can't emote just yet. We cannot emote just yet.

[08:21:19] Oh sheesh! What?

[08:21:22] What do you hit me with too that got me to like 170 HP negative?

[08:21:31] God.

[08:21:32] Was it the Twin Hammys?

[08:21:38] Flattened by the wind.

[08:21:39] I knew it.

[08:21:42] I don't blame it.

[08:21:43] I've been doing that all game too.

[08:21:44] I didn't know where to go.

[08:21:49] I was trying to emote on that one dude and then all of a sudden I'm getting...

[08:21:52] I'm getting backshots.

[08:21:53] Jeez.

[08:21:55] All right.

[08:21:57] Next!

[08:21:58] GG next.

[08:21:59] That was a pretty good run, too, though.

[08:22:06] That was a pretty good run.

[08:22:10] I love the invisibility combo.

[08:22:16] We didn't see that one coming, chat.

[08:22:18] We didn't see that one coming.

[08:22:19] It's OK.

[08:22:20] It happens.

[08:22:22] I said what I said, I said what I said, bro.

[08:22:34] Alright, let's get another one.

[08:22:38] Yeah, I need something to like, cause um, or I guess I can just change the, I gotta

[08:22:44] move my camera back.

[08:22:46] I swear I'm not that close to the monitor, monitor is like pretty far away, camera

[08:22:50] like two feet in front of the monitor big difference excuse me hey boy that's

[08:22:55] true that's rude bro that's rude let me get up I came to get off this mountain

[08:23:03] help I'm drowning

[08:23:10] I wouldn't mind going somewhere that we haven't explored yet

[08:23:17] Where we thinking Tito Terrace, Bumpy Bay, Humble Hills?

[08:23:23] Humble Hills sounds kinda funny.

[08:23:27] Let's do it.

[08:23:28] Bus is moving faster than usual, so let's thank the bus driver, skedaddle.

[08:23:33] I'm about to turn into the hunchback of Notre Dame.

[08:23:44] I need good pressure well, I'm not gonna make it let's go here instead

[08:23:51] But somebody else landed here first, it's okay. They didn't they didn't open this chest. Are those people those can't be people

[08:24:01] Somebody lay on top me bro

[08:24:09] I'm drinking it

[08:24:13] There's there's people around here I don't know what's going on one

[08:24:24] God damn

[08:24:30] God damn go with the one with 72 bullets. How about that?

[08:24:35] It's hammies gotta do it

[08:24:45] All right, where's the shooting at where's this shooting at hmm excuse me excuse me

[08:24:57] Mr. Can we know I can't see I can't see bro at all

[08:25:11] Jesus Christ

[08:25:17] I don't think he's going to appreciate that.

[08:25:29] Now there's somebody else down here shooting too trying to give me some backshots.

[08:25:40] Where are they at though?

[08:25:43] Where are they at though?

[08:25:46] Open up!

[08:25:48] Oh, for prick's sakes, brother.

[08:26:15] God damn. I had the bush on me. I had the bush on me, brother.

[08:26:36] The hell he is this is that what he was trying to use on me because I don't think it's too good though

[08:27:06] I

[08:27:13] Hear people

[08:27:17] Another technical bush

[08:27:20] So what happens when we use it

[08:27:24] They won't even know right

[08:27:36] Do we engage with uh, Chapel's Bush?

[08:27:50] Engage!

[08:28:00] I'm going in.

[08:28:02] I just want some action, man. Excuse me?

[08:28:06] I'm a little skeptical to use the uh, hello?

[08:28:18] Just a bush bro.

[08:28:19] I'm just a bush.

[08:28:22] Don't even try it.

[08:28:25] sussied by the bush blowing in the wind.

[08:28:50] I hear shots but I don't see anybody.

[08:28:53] How annoying.

[08:28:54] They in the blue?

[08:28:58] Well we gotta go this way anyway or wait no we don't gotta go this way but I think

[08:29:05] we'll find people coming towards us if we go this way.

[08:29:11] Aw if only I had a sniper right now.

[08:29:17] Where they at?

[08:29:22] Where they at?

[08:29:23] Where they at?

[08:29:24] Where they at?

[08:29:25] Hmm?

[08:29:26] Hmm?

[08:29:27] Somebody had to have won that fight.

[08:29:31] Where are they, Jack?

[08:29:36] Where are they?

[08:29:39] Am I in the wrong spot?

[08:29:46] Why do I hear music?

[08:29:52] Big shots!

[08:29:53] Excuse me?

[08:29:54] Excuse me?

[08:29:55] It's supposed to be friendly, friendly.

[08:30:00] What do you mean by big shots?

[08:30:06] They didn't want to run, brother.

[08:30:13] I thought they would run this way.

[08:30:17] Maybe they both died during the Tessil.

[08:30:26] Rift of Palooza.

[08:30:30] I can't believe we're still in bush form too.

[08:30:34] I'm trying to get into some combat and see what it do.

[08:30:39] see if we can bamboozle anybody

[08:30:46] now here's somebody

[08:30:54] bro I kinda like that SMG

[08:30:56] with the ACOX site

[08:31:00] it's good

[08:31:03] uh...

[08:31:06] So this thing's like a shotgun, right?

[08:31:25] So inconspicuous, just this bush opening up chests.

[08:31:31] Nothing to see here.

[08:31:33] It's just Chapel Roan's bush is all I thought I was going to take fall damage.

[08:31:40] I say we explode this truck for that 8 extra shield.

[08:31:45] I don't want people to shoot me in the back.

[08:31:49] Also we don't have time.

[08:31:51] I just realized.

[08:31:53] Storm's a closing in.

[08:31:54] We got to get out of here.

[08:31:58] Looks like we got two two supplies of bushes, too

[08:32:10] I feel like the common twin hams

[08:32:15] Might not be better to use

[08:32:22] Quiet up jet

[08:32:25] We go in inconspicuous

[08:32:27] This is Black Ops, or I should say, Green Ops.

[08:32:37] Charlie Echo Delta Operation Bush.

[08:32:55] Operation Bush Success?

[08:32:56] Put another one on bro. Well, I'm taking this while I'm taking this gear. I don't want them seeing a bush

[08:33:01] I don't want them to see chapel taking it

[08:33:04] Sheesh, oh my god, not the not the purple hammies

[08:33:11] Whoops meant to take that

[08:33:15] Noice

[08:33:17] What is this

[08:33:20] Flowberry miscrenade. Oh, that's gotta be good though. Let's just let's just do that

[08:33:26] We got we got frickin twin hammies now finally I

[08:33:32] Feel like we can wait for people

[08:33:37] The one good thing I like about the bush is that they don't know exactly where to shoot because there's a bush

[08:33:42] I'm surrounded by the bush right?

[08:33:44] So you don't know exactly where I am to get that hit marker

[08:33:49] Think we got to switch up to this

[08:33:52] They're trying to shoot across from each other rooftop to rooftop

[08:33:55] Yeah, I don't want to be a part of that 15 15 people left. I

[08:34:02] Don't want them to know where I am just yet

[08:34:06] We need we need operation bush to be successful here

[08:34:14] I'm gonna move in slowly

[08:34:19] Inconspicuously

[08:34:22] Bro has no idea

[08:34:25] bro has no idea

[08:34:39] oh I got to get into the sweet zone though

[08:34:42] it's like there's a battle going on there

[08:34:45] I don't want people running behind me while I'm trying to get in here

[08:34:49] alright let's go let's make a move

[08:34:53] Let's make a move with the twins

[08:35:04] We got him chief

[08:35:09] We got him chief operation green bush success I don't feel like reloading just yet

[08:35:19] I don't know where anybody is

[08:35:23] I

[08:35:28] Take the Sammo

[08:35:37] I think that was all of them though I

[08:35:39] I could use a drink for 8 extra HP.

[08:35:49] Oh, the Wingsuit, brother, the Wingsuit here, I think, I think we're going to grab that.

[08:35:57] And now along my bush, I want to keep the bush, I want to keep the bush.

[08:36:04] just continue to be inconspicuous. We can reload now. There's only seven people left.

[08:36:13] I think we got this. Now, we got this chat. Don't worry. Don't even worry about it. I

[08:36:25] I might be slightly clenched, but I'm also cool as a cucumber.

[08:36:37] I don't know why they're fighting over there when they're going to have to come here, and

[08:36:41] they're going to be flabbergasted when they run into my bush.

[08:36:47] That's all I'm saying.

[08:36:50] Let's get into a little better spot.

[08:36:56] Are these reloaded?

[08:36:57] Good.

[08:36:58] We're solid, man.

[08:37:00] I don't know about this flowberry mist grenade thing, but oh wait, I gotta go that way.

[08:37:09] Footsteps.

[08:37:10] Ah, goddammit.

[08:37:11] I didn't know that could block.

[08:37:29] I didn't know that could block freaking damage, bro.

[08:37:33] I thought I could shoot through it.

[08:37:35] Hell no.

[08:37:37] I'm just gonna do it all the way.

[08:37:41] I think he'll come close to me so I'm gonna prepare with the twin hammies.

[08:37:45] This guy might think I'm that other guy, so this is perfect.

[08:37:52] Oh god.

[08:37:55] God damn it, I'm doing the same.

[08:38:02] We're out of here bro.

[08:38:05] I'm doing the same. I'm going this way though.

[08:38:07] I want to keep some distance.

[08:38:10] We got to- oh we still have the bush! I wasn't certain if I could do it with the bush on.

[08:38:14] Thank goodness.

[08:38:16] Let me reload.

[08:38:20] Let me reload everything.

[08:38:27] Oh, okay.

[08:38:31] There's three of us left.

[08:38:33] Oh, we gotta go this way.

[08:38:37] Hold on, the storm's moving that way?

[08:38:42] Wait, so Homeboy's gonna come to me.

[08:38:47] Right?

[08:38:49] We gotta be careful though.

[08:39:00] He probably has more of those, uh, yeah, there he is.

[08:39:04] There he is.

[08:39:09] Is he gonna come over this hill?

[08:39:19] No.

[08:39:22] Yeah, let's get in closer and finish one of them then.

[08:39:27] Operation Greenbushes a go.

[08:39:30] Oh Jesus, they're fighting though. They're fighting. Hold on.

[08:39:43] The storm took him, brother!

[08:39:47] Oh my God. We actually did it with the bush too. That's crazy.

[08:39:52] Did not expect Operation Green Bush to be a utter complete success.

[08:40:00] Heck yeah.

[08:40:11] Not too shabby, brother.

[08:40:12] Not too shabby.

[08:40:13] I think their Fortnite IQ was a little low.

[08:40:16] They didn't realize by fighting there.

[08:40:21] The third bush was me.

[08:40:26] Fantastic.

[08:40:29] Let's try it again. Let's go for a second. Second Vic Roy, shall we?

[08:40:46] I'm gonna try and aim for at least five before I hop off. At least five of these.

[08:40:54] I'm gonna keep that going too

[08:40:57] If I see bush I'm taking it. Oh my god. It's a fellow

[08:41:03] Wait, how'd you get that costume?

[08:41:05] Hold on

[08:41:07] We're gonna hot to go together or what?

[08:41:11] Heck yeah, bro

[08:41:24] Was that a different release I didn't see that one what the heck I

[08:41:29] Like mine better though

[08:41:31] Where we landing where we landing leaf elaps I

[08:41:38] Like the name I like the name thank the bus driver and we say adios

[08:41:53] I gotta get I gotta get rid of my um

[08:41:57] how do you um

[08:42:23] you

[08:42:53] you

[08:43:23] you

[08:43:53] you

[08:44:23] you

[08:44:53] We got ice. We got ice on somebody. Hold on. I think they're gonna come this way. They're

[08:45:08] gonna be tempted by that blue SMG. I guarantee it. Maybe not, maybe not. Where'd he go?

[08:45:30] Alright, there's somebody back there. I don't feel like, since I lost sight of

[08:45:37] I don't feel like playing around like that.

[08:45:48] Do these give you anything?

[08:45:53] I thought it was gonna drop its fruit.

[08:46:07] I'm still paying attention to see if somebody was back there

[08:46:17] Okay, I need like a an eight cox site on this thing

[08:46:25] Let's get some stamina back before we rush into it

[08:46:30] If I can keep distance and use the AR that's my plan

[08:46:33] Otherwise we jumping in splayed out with the hammies

[08:46:42] Little too dicey to take shots

[08:46:46] But I do want to end one of them

[08:46:59] I don't think they knew how much damage this thing does

[08:47:03] I don't even know how much damage this thing did, bro

[08:47:09] No, I don't need any of that I will take the med kit just to just to get full health

[08:47:19] And then I'll take this back

[08:47:26] Sniper you say

[08:47:28] I think I'm good, I think I'm good.

[08:47:32] We'll keep everything.

[08:47:38] There were some people shooting down on this right side, but I don't know what their intentions

[08:47:45] are, so I don't want to mess with them right now.

[08:47:53] I could use one of these just to get a little more inside here to the sweet zone.

[08:48:02] Jesus, I thought I landed on a person.

[08:48:18] I want to go for Big Flush so bad.

[08:48:21] Let's take a look at the map. What is this square? Are we dealing with squares?

[08:48:37] I must

[08:48:46] There's somebody here, right?

[08:48:51] There's somebody here, bro.

[08:48:56] Oh, Mamacita.

[08:49:01] Mamacita.

[08:49:07] Bullseye.

[08:49:09] Hello.

[08:49:11] Let's see what he had.

[08:49:20] I'm happy to tell oh yeah it's still well I love using that why the heck am I

[08:49:26] bro I should not have a green assault rifle on me what the heck

[08:49:32] I mean, it's good, but let me take the stealth for now.

[08:50:00] If I have this AR, I really don't need this other AR, so yeah, let me grab the bubble.

[08:50:05] And I'll probably replace the bubble with blue shield, make it, I don't know, sun.

[08:50:15] Sun knows.

[08:50:21] You hear that pony?

[08:50:27] I'm hearing some shots.

[08:50:28] I don't know where.

[08:50:29] Bro Bigfoot is coming this way

[08:50:36] It says he's like right in front of me is he in the trees

[08:50:43] Do we take a mantra

[08:50:46] Where is he oh my excuse me hold up hold up hold up getting shot at Bigfoot is around here, too

[08:51:00] Where was he shooting from

[08:51:04] Yeah, blanket

[08:51:18] Jesus

[08:51:21] It's big foot following me bro

[08:51:23] I feel like I'm being hunted.

[08:51:26] Let's get out of here.

[08:51:27] I don't like that.

[08:51:31] And the fact that somebody was shooting, I have a feeling they were like around this

[08:51:36] area.

[08:51:37] Oh, okay hold on, we're gonna wait for him.

[08:51:41] Uh oh.

[08:51:43] Oh hell no.

[08:51:48] I don't know brother. He's got a sniper. I don't know.

[08:52:04] Man, try it again, bro. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[08:52:11] That's what I thought. I did expose myself, so let me do this again.

[08:52:18] Did Bigfoot just take him out?

[08:52:33] He challenged the big, the big foot.

[08:52:37] He got taken out.

[08:52:38] Let's get out of here.

[08:52:44] He could be waiting for me right there because he knows I got to go in that direction.

[08:52:48] So, let's go.

[08:52:52] Let's try and get up on this hill.

[08:52:54] Get the high ground.

[08:52:57] He's a hound.

[08:53:04] Ah, he gone.

[08:53:10] He gone.

[08:53:15] Ah he gone he gone I

[08:53:20] Don't want to mess with it now we had shots in him, but I don't want to mess with it now. I don't know where he went

[08:53:32] Did he come back up

[08:53:39] Which way would he come back up from them

[08:53:45] How many people have 8?

[08:54:15] you

[08:54:45] you

[08:55:15] you

[08:55:45] you

[08:56:15] you

[08:56:45] you

[08:57:15] you

[08:57:45] you

[08:58:15] you

[08:58:45] you

[08:59:15] you

[08:59:45] where he at god damn oh he was trying to take that out

[09:00:14] The BUSH!

[09:00:16] Hey, Operation Greenbush is a go.

[09:00:20] It's a go.

[09:00:22] Hold on, let me reload here.

[09:00:28] I forgot to dance on him.

[09:00:32] Freaking bro.

[09:00:34] Let me get some better guns before I use it.

[09:00:37] I feel like it'll be a waste.

[09:00:44] What's happening here? Which one of them is real?

[09:00:53] I'm putting the bush on it.

[09:00:59] Oh, didn't work.

[09:01:07] So we don't want to mess with these guys, huh?

[09:01:08] Lunk head and his two sidekicks.

[09:01:15] Oh shoot!

[09:01:18] It's another bush!

[09:01:23] Jesus.

[09:01:28] Now he got taken out.

[09:01:30] Oh, there's another one.

[09:01:36] Why am I missing? Bro, why? No. No. I should have tapped it. I don't know why I was missing

[09:01:49] so much. The Enforcer AR is good though. Well, I was spraying way too much there. I was just

[09:01:57] letting that thing spray. Not good, not good. Play again. I let it spray way too much.

[09:02:05] He's still got me good.

[09:02:10] I don't even think it was the sidestep.

[09:02:12] I think it was literally, it was literally just me down to spraying instead of, I felt

[09:02:19] confident with the spray because of the distance, but it was just far enough that I feel like

[09:02:25] I could have tapped it and gotten a little more accurate with that.

[09:02:31] Yeah, we're jumping straight into another one straight. Whoops straight into another one

[09:02:46] Sabrina let's go

[09:02:51] Besties the in-life besties let's get it

[09:02:56] So Brina was my ex, Doubt.

[09:03:05] Doubt.

[09:03:10] I think Luna is taking a nap in the other room right now.

[09:03:13] I might pop her in here for a bit.

[09:03:21] If we get the next big Roy, I'll bring Luna in for a hot second.

[09:03:25] A hot second, alright.

[09:03:33] Ro Lauren Cohen is my wife.

[09:03:37] Doubt.

[09:03:38] Proof or it's doubt.

[09:03:41] Okay.

[09:03:42] Let's uh...

[09:03:47] Let's go right here. I don't really care, bro.

[09:03:49] I'm not scared of anybody.

[09:03:51] Let's go right here.

[09:03:52] I will be scared if I end up with just nothing, but I think I'll get something in that chest.

[09:04:04] We float, we float, we float.

[09:04:12] We got some.

[09:04:16] I'm gonna start fighting people, bro.

[09:04:21] Here we go. Here we go.

[09:04:23] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[09:04:27] Don't even, brother. Don't even.

[09:04:36] Don't even, brother.

[09:04:39] Uh...

[09:04:41] What can I always do with a mech kit?

[09:04:47] Cha-ching!

[09:04:51] I like the Acoxite, let's keep it, let's keep it for now, the whole Rush SMG.

[09:05:06] Would not mind some Blue Shield though.

[09:05:12] Excuse me?

[09:05:15] Brother, why is the tree got a...

[09:05:22] Goddamn.

[09:05:29] You thought you can get underneath me like that?

[09:05:32] With no consent?

[09:05:34] Enforcer!

[09:05:35] Let's go!

[09:05:38] Yeah, let's keep this hmm I want to find some shields but I don't want to be attacked for

[09:05:56] doing it so we got to be careful the bubble shield

[09:06:06] Okay, so we ride the hot air balloon. I don't see anybody. Which way do we want to go? Which

[09:06:28] Which way do we want to go?

[09:06:30] If you want to head in that direction.

[09:06:32] Oh!

[09:06:34] Who? Who?

[09:06:36] Down there?

[09:06:46] Whoops.

[09:06:58] I'm looking, I'm looking, not seeing anybody, they may have gotten taken out, but they also

[09:07:18] might take their time to buy a bunch of stuff, to loot a bunch of stuff in that area.

[09:07:24] Smart I gotta do the same and he freakin shields

[09:07:30] Where's his chest that

[09:07:37] Stealth baby yeah, why not until we get shield

[09:07:54] I feel like with the storm closing in

[09:07:58] I feel like with the storm closing in they gotta, they gotta be coming this way, bro.

[09:08:10] One of them.

[09:08:11] Come on.

[09:08:12] Come on.

[09:08:13] There's gotta be one of them, bro.

[09:08:22] No, oh my god, what do I tell you bro?

[09:08:38] What do I tell you bro?

[09:08:44] Clock them.

[09:08:46] Clock them.

[09:08:49] I feel like there might be multiples out here.

[09:08:56] Come here.

[09:08:59] Come here.

[09:09:03] Was that it?

[09:09:11] We might catch another stray.

[09:09:15] We might catch one more stray chat.

[09:09:18] Let's see.

[09:09:22] I'm waiting.

[09:09:25] I could always pop a bubble shield too if they start spraying at me.

[09:09:31] Ooh, shoot. You know what I should do?

[09:09:34] Before the storm hits, I gotta see if they have shields.

[09:09:37] Somebody try to shoot me? I swear to God, bro.

[09:09:41] Oh my god, who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Give me that. And I'm out of there.

[09:10:03] Oh, Jesus!

[09:10:11] Hell nah.

[09:10:14] I'm in trouble.

[09:10:19] Where he at? He's gotta come this way, right?

[09:10:24] Oh, no.

[09:10:28] Oh, there he is. Okay, let's just go, though.

[09:10:32] Let's just go I don't think I don't think he's gonna fight me

[09:10:38] Probably no idea

[09:10:42] We need some of this we need some of this

[09:10:50] Why did I get any of that oh, give me health instead god damn could have asked

[09:11:01] what's that over there nothing the stealth saved my life okay oh mama why I

[09:11:15] think that was a person oh we got long ways to go take a look at our map yeah

[09:11:23] We got a long ways to go I

[09:11:25] Want to just stuck here

[09:11:28] pinned by some rando. Oh

[09:11:31] Baby, that's a shield not the canoes blocking me hold on

[09:11:38] Hold on hold on hold on let me drink this up

[09:11:43] Yeah, drink up chappy drink up. Let's see what's in the chest cuz I might need another one

[09:11:53] I don't I don't mind getting full health right now. Oh flax SMG. Yes, and let's get out of here

[09:12:01] Let's get out of here

[09:12:03] Wait, wait, I can't oh

[09:12:08] I'm so freakin piss brother

[09:12:12] I'm so freakin piss

[09:12:16] Can I

[09:12:18] Make this I'm gonna start wrapping up med in like

[09:12:23] 20 HP, I think.

[09:12:27] I'm gonna start rapping mad at 30 HP, actually.

[09:12:31] A freaking bigfoot is around here, too.

[09:12:35] Maybe I should rap now.

[09:12:37] Let me rap now, just in case.

[09:12:40] In case the bigfoot attacks me.

[09:12:46] Woo!

[09:12:47] Let's go, let's go.

[09:12:48] Let's go, let's go.

[09:12:54] Luckily, we're not taking too much damage, Flowberry Grenade.

[09:12:58] It's the suit though.

[09:13:00] It's the suit.

[09:13:01] Let's take the suit.

[09:13:04] Goddamn.

[09:13:05] I haven't gotten some Twin Hammys in a while.

[09:13:11] It's a shield.

[09:13:13] Let's get it.

[09:13:16] Close one. Not bad, not bad. For what that was. God damn.

[09:13:29] Storm's closing in again already. Hold up, hold up.

[09:13:35] I'm just getting caught up here what about this one see the twin hammies butt

[09:13:47] chuchu

[09:13:51] was that oh hell yeah baby oh hell yeah baby oh my god not a pink pink one

[09:14:00] Let's go.

[09:14:01] Ooh, no I don't need it because I have the other one.

[09:14:06] What else, what else?

[09:14:09] Good, good.

[09:14:10] We do need ammo.

[09:14:11] That's all good.

[09:14:13] I feel like I don't need an SMG and a shotgun.

[09:14:18] I should pick one.

[09:14:20] Oh, Storm's closing in.

[09:14:22] Hold on, let's get rid of the shotgun.

[09:14:24] I don't think I'll use it compared to the SMG.

[09:14:28] Yeah, I like these two lineups.

[09:14:36] The enforcer and the rush SMG or something.

[09:14:44] And then we got three, oh hell no.

[09:14:48] Let's blast off, because I don't know, I saw Shots fired on two different animals, so

[09:14:56] So I'm getting out of there.

[09:15:01] And now we can shoot from below.

[09:15:03] Or shoot them below, I should say.

[09:15:10] Where'd he get hit by?

[09:15:28] Ah, he's got sights on me. Hold on.

[09:15:30] We got him good, we got him good.

[09:15:44] That means he's done for, right?

[09:15:47] Should be.

[09:15:48] Alright.

[09:15:49] Jetpack out of here.

[09:15:54] Woo!

[09:15:56] Oh hell no.

[09:16:18] Fall damage?

[09:16:19] What?

[09:16:20] When I was paragliding?

[09:16:26] And I was paragliding? What?

[09:16:33] Ahhhhh!

[09:16:36] Nah.

[09:16:37] They did me dirty on that one, bro.

[09:16:40] They did me dirty on that one. I was set up, too.

[09:16:44] I had pink enforcer.

[09:16:50] And that's all I need, really.

[09:16:51] Bro, unbelievable.

[09:16:54] That's like a glitch or something.

[09:16:55] There's no way, bro.

[09:16:57] Cause like, I think the animation was meant to land on the edge of that hill,

[09:17:02] but because it just missed it, we took that full damage.

[09:17:07] That's crazy.

[09:17:08] And also like, complete splat too.

[09:17:11] It wasn't, oh, 1 HP, it was like complete splatter.

[09:17:15] Crazy.

[09:17:20] Change!

[09:17:25] I felt good that I was going to win that one too.

[09:17:38] We were so close bro, we were so close.

[09:17:44] Splash out of the game is facts.

[09:17:47] That's exactly what happened.

[09:17:50] Ooh, we got surfs up.

[09:17:53] Alright, let's get it.

[09:17:56] I'll take surfs up.

[09:17:58] I'll take surfs up.

[09:18:06] I guess we haven't been here yet, so let's go there.

[09:18:10] The tiptoe.

[09:18:11] The tippy toe.

[09:18:18] Man, if only waves were actually this blue and pink.

[09:18:33] That'd be epic.

[09:18:39] I think we'll just go for this little residency here.

[09:18:42] Let's see if we get any...

[09:18:44] any chests.

[09:18:47] I see one right there.

[09:18:50] Nobody else here too.

[09:18:52] Let's start off with the top.

[09:18:58] Brother.

[09:19:00] Somebody's here.

[09:19:07] God dang it.

[09:19:12] Where are they at though?

[09:19:26] You hear it too, right chat?

[09:19:29] Where are they at though?

[09:19:33] I don't think they realize I'm right above them.

[09:19:40] And we got people sailing in too, so I gotta play this real careful.

[09:19:58] Ah, the timing, the timing, the timing was crazy, Gigi.

[09:20:07] I got greedy bro.

[09:20:10] I saw that cash register and I was like, just a quick, just a quick, really quick, really

[09:20:17] quick.

[09:20:18] Let me get that gold bar real quick.

[09:20:20] Nah, too greedy.

[09:20:22] Dumbled.

[09:20:23] GG next.

[09:20:24] GG next.

[09:20:25] GG next.

[09:20:26] GG next.

[09:20:27] I

[09:20:29] I

[09:20:55] Am

[09:20:59] One more one more

[09:21:10] Yeah, get it, card man get it, card man.

[09:21:16] Sheesh, card man got hips.

[09:21:19] I see it.

[09:21:20] Card man got hips.

[09:21:24] The battle bus is launching chat.

[09:21:28] The battle bus is launching.

[09:21:32] Let's see.

[09:21:33] Where do we want to go?

[09:21:40] I don't mind getting down and dirty.

[09:21:43] Let's go over here.

[09:21:47] I like when there's a lot of landers.

[09:21:52] As long as you get suited up.

[09:21:54] I actually didn't mind the tiptoe spot.

[09:21:56] Ooh, am I gonna make it here? Let's use the glider for a second

[09:22:11] Damn how do you get there so quick?

[09:22:16] Nah, we gotta pass it. We gotta pass it. Let's go to let's go to this house right here. I

[09:22:20] I think somebody has the same intentions as me, but I want to know no no

[09:22:28] I can't bro why can I get close to him

[09:22:40] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[09:22:47] Play again. Play again.

[09:22:50] Ooh la la.

[09:22:51] I couldn't get close to him, bro.

[09:22:54] I'm slashing and slashing.

[09:22:56] I couldn't get close.

[09:23:06] not close enough anyway

[09:23:13] yeah i risked it

[09:23:14] we both like ran for that gun but

[09:23:18] he got to it before me it is what it is

[09:23:25] oh hello Deadpool hello deadpool meanwhile oh shoot we got a party here

[09:23:48] Wait, I'm not in it though. Wrong one.

[09:24:03] Hell yeah. We found our crew chat. Let's go. It's always nice finding like-mindedness, right?

[09:24:11] Wait, I kind of want to go back to Titus Ross, but I also want my revenge back here.

[09:24:22] You know what?

[09:24:23] I'm going there, bro.

[09:24:24] I'm going there.

[09:24:27] It's a long ways away, but I like it.

[09:24:34] Think I'll make it.

[09:24:35] Or you know what?

[09:24:36] I could go here.

[09:24:37] I haven't discovered this area yet, so.

[09:24:39] Let's unlock, uh, what is this, Bumble Bay?

[09:24:46] Bumpy Bay?

[09:24:47] Let's do it.

[09:24:50] I see it going right there.

[09:25:02] Can we get it though?

[09:25:07] Jesus. We landed some lucky headshots. Bro has a bush. Let's go. Let's get out of there.

[09:25:25] Ah, no, no, no.

[09:25:35] Oh, close one, brother.

[09:25:50] He tried to use the handys on me.

[09:25:52] I didn't give him any room.

[09:25:55] She's got special chest here. Let's go. Oh my god drink up

[09:26:09] Hell yeah hell yeah

[09:26:17] God we got low ammo though

[09:26:21] We might be able to take some people out

[09:26:25] Rooftop style

[09:26:28] But let's see if we can find at least the med kit cuz

[09:26:32] Jesus

[09:26:36] Nope

[09:26:39] Nope, where is he bro?

[09:26:43] Nope, nope you guys find it out. It's not fair. No not the lights blocking me. No, no, no, no

[09:26:49] Nope.

[09:26:50] I'm going around.

[09:26:52] They'll never suspect it.

[09:26:55] And I'm wearing the bush, frick it.

[09:26:58] Can I wear this?

[09:27:08] Oh, I hate that I don't have enough HP.

[09:27:14] Oh, he's right there, bro.

[09:27:18] Oh he saw me.

[09:27:27] I knew he saw me bro.

[09:27:37] Let's take all this.

[09:27:40] Oh we can't. God damn it.

[09:27:44] What am I switching up here?

[09:27:49] Nope.

[09:27:52] There we go.

[09:27:53] And then...

[09:27:54] We do this.

[09:27:59] I need- I need frickin'

[09:28:04] I need ammo!

[09:28:06] I need health!

[09:28:13] Uh, do I want that?

[09:28:14] No, I want this right

[09:28:20] Let's keep the twin hammies for now I

[09:28:24] Know there was people fighting right there, but I feel like I'm pinned in the spot

[09:28:30] My mate we might be able to make it out to get over there

[09:28:36] He on the rooftop

[09:28:38] Hello? You gotta make it! How do we blast him like that?

[09:28:53] Jesus Christ!

[09:29:08] I think we're set up like this.

[09:29:32] I'd prefer the enforcer, but I'll take this.

[09:29:35] I'll take all this.

[09:29:39] We're set up.

[09:29:40] We're set up.

[09:29:42] Let's see if we can leave carefully.

[09:29:44] I kind of want to jet pack out of here.

[09:29:45] Let's go.

[09:29:56] I mean, before we do, we could go to a rooftop.

[09:30:02] I'm trying to sniper somebody as well, so...

[09:30:12] Oof.

[09:30:22] Stealth, baby!

[09:30:25] Let's get that instead of the minis.

[09:30:28] What's this?

[09:30:31] I mean, we're in the sweet spot, so we don't really need to go anywhere now.

[09:30:46] Now we do our hunting.

[09:30:50] This is where the hunting begins.

[09:30:54] Oh, I really want a bush though.

[09:30:59] Bushes is OP. It's too good. I

[09:31:07] Said we waited out though see if we could find anybody

[09:31:12] Because we really don't need to

[09:31:16] Move just yet we got some time I guess we can move now

[09:31:21] I don't know what that was let's get out of here

[09:31:43] Like the aim down sights

[09:31:51] Okay, we got one.

[09:31:56] Is he gonna come from it?

[09:32:05] Uh-oh.

[09:32:10] Eh, a little bit of hits.

[09:32:18] we don't want to get too crazy though

[09:32:25] What was that?

[09:32:27] Bro, I thought that was a player straight up.

[09:32:52] They up here?

[09:32:57] There goes my Invisis Blanche.

[09:33:12] I need to reload!

[09:33:13] I need to reload!

[09:33:14] Aw, I can't see him because it's a stupid tree.

[09:33:21] Okay, okay, see a few people, see a few people, but they're all in cars, bruh.

[09:33:41] They're all in freaking cars.

[09:33:42] I'm gonna wait for this guy.

[09:33:46] Did he get out?

[09:33:49] Is he just is he just looking at me I don't say I don't think anybody's in that car

[09:34:00] Hmm we do have one more stealth splash

[09:34:15] God damn

[09:34:18] Oh, we're gone for them chat.

[09:34:31] God damn it.

[09:34:32] I think he's trying to find me.

[09:34:37] Jesus.

[09:34:39] Bro, they both got taken out.

[09:34:44] Let's go.

[09:34:48] according to plan. Let's go. Come here. Come here.

[09:35:03] All right. I think we can skedaddle.

[09:35:09] I won't use the jetpack just yet.

[09:35:16] Let me see if I can find anybody that's trying to get in over here.

[09:35:27] Jesus.

[09:35:31] Really gonna...

[09:35:35] What the hell was that?

[09:35:37] Really gonna be turning into a hunchback after this one bro. I'll feel my back curving

[09:35:50] Oh did somebody just land there?

[09:36:02] If only I had a bush

[09:36:07] I'm gonna move in slow because I don't want anybody hearing me a mile away and already

[09:36:15] set up.

[09:36:16] Oh, it's a crate thing.

[09:36:19] Maybe somebody's there though.

[09:36:21] I don't feel like rushing into it.

[09:36:25] What's this?

[09:36:26] Oh, mama.

[09:36:27] Retreat, loot.

[09:36:28] Drum gun.

[09:36:29] Is that good?

[09:36:30] Oh, mama.

[09:36:31] Retreat, loot.

[09:36:32] Drum gun.

[09:36:33] Is it better than what I had?

[09:36:48] Oh, hell no.

[09:36:58] He almost hit it.

[09:37:00] He almost got hit with it.

[09:37:02] Jesus

[09:37:17] We do this for now

[09:37:23] We do got to go

[09:37:27] Are we fooling Anna we're fooling everything

[09:37:32] Okay, okay, let's get out of here though.

[09:37:46] I might need to winksuit.

[09:37:50] Oh shoot, how far are we?

[09:38:00] Oh shoot!

[09:38:01] oh wait but it's gonna follow us

[09:38:02] got you

[09:38:04] six people left

[09:38:06] oh shoot okay hold on

[09:38:08] hold on

[09:38:17] you see i didn't take any fall damage there bro

[09:38:19] i got utterly scammed by that last fall

[09:38:23] oh we gotta do it again

[09:38:27] it's not good

[09:38:30] And I have no medkits, bro. This is not good.

[09:38:45] I can't be the only one that's like

[09:38:46] in utter danger like this.

[09:38:51] Let's run with the storm because I can't risk it. I ain't got no health for that.

[09:39:00] God damn it bro!

[09:39:10] Let's see.

[09:39:14] Somebody just landed here too.

[09:39:16] We gotta be careful.

[09:39:22] Need a med kit.

[09:39:27] Need a med kit bad.

[09:39:29] There's stuff here. Oh, give me that

[09:39:36] No, I don't need that I need a med kit. God damn it. What did I have?

[09:39:42] No, no, no, no, no

[09:39:48] Okay storm closing in Jesus four people left

[09:39:59] I don't want to make too much noise, brother.

[09:40:03] I'm going to do the same, I'm jetpacking out of here.

[09:40:07] I kind of want to get on top of this hill.

[09:40:10] Oh, somebody's there already.

[09:40:12] There's like two people here, bro.

[09:40:17] God damn it.

[09:40:23] I can't tell if he, uh, oh shoot.

[09:40:29] We do that

[09:40:37] I'm so dead

[09:40:56] Frick

[09:40:59] I

[09:41:05] That was tough man, I didn't have enough time didn't have enough time for it

[09:41:12] That was close to one bro. That was a battle

[09:41:16] I

[09:41:17] Got caught with like the reload animation and then my twins

[09:41:22] My twins were not cutting at that distance

[09:41:25] And I got worried because I was like the moment I move away from this tree. I ain't gonna have a shot anyway

[09:41:33] That was good game me GG next

[09:41:37] Good game good game. I like games like that. That was fun, man

[09:41:43] We almost had him

[09:41:46] I'll take second place

[09:41:48] Let's get it.

[09:41:54] We're this close.

[09:41:55] We're this close, I could taste it.

[09:41:57] Victory is literally within our grasp.

[09:42:03] If I didn't take so much damage from the storm, totally would have had a chance there.

[09:42:07] But it was a toughie.

[09:42:14] Damn, putting shots to her face like that?

[09:42:36] I forgot I even had this email.

[09:42:40] Alright y'all, Battle Bus is launching and let's do the thing partner.

[09:42:50] Let's do the thing.

[09:42:52] I have a few skins.

[09:42:59] I figured I would play with the chapel one.

[09:43:11] Pain of palms it is.

[09:43:14] Pain of palms it is. Come on. Let's get it.

[09:43:21] I ain't gonna make it.

[09:43:31] I ain't gonna make it.

[09:43:32] We need a uh, paraglide over there.

[09:43:39] At least to the spot I want to get as close to as possible.

[09:43:45] Hello.

[09:43:47] Hello!

[09:43:48] Pro flew by me like, don't mind me?

[09:43:52] Ooh, a lot of people landing here.

[09:43:56] I'm gonna get inside the warehouse first though, I think.

[09:44:00] Oh, but I don't think it matters.

[09:44:03] I'm on a fricking gun.

[09:44:06] Is that a chest upstairs?

[09:44:12] God damn it.

[09:44:16] Oh, there's a chest over there

[09:44:46] I want in on some of this action

[09:44:59] Are they like super far though?

[09:45:16] The hell is that?

[09:45:32] Where is he bro?

[09:45:33] Is he up there?

[09:45:35] Oh, hey.

[09:45:36] Goddamn.

[09:45:37] Goddamn.

[09:45:42] Jesus.

[09:46:07] This gun's pretty good too, man. Shotgun is pretty good, too.

[09:46:19] The iron one? I think any shotgun of that range, bro. You're getting blasted away.

[09:46:25] Base peeled back. Skeletal exposed. What is that? That's a banana. How do I get that?

[09:46:37] I like that there's so many more chests as opposed to before it felt like you gotta find

[09:47:02] chest every like 200 miles.

[09:47:27] Let's go.

[09:47:32] Excuse me?

[09:47:35] I didn't get the memo.

[09:47:38] I didn't know the storm was closing in like this.

[09:47:41] Hold on.

[09:47:48] Jesus, thank goodness I picked up two of those medkits, huh?

[09:47:57] Hmm

[09:48:16] It gives

[09:48:27] Okay, okay, ooooh, man, I don't want to trade it out for the blue, obviously, but I do prefer

[09:48:49] the sights on that one.

[09:48:52] Yeah, I saw somebody trying to use this on me.

[09:48:57] I don't like it, though.

[09:48:59] Actually, no, let's try it out.

[09:49:06] Let's try it out.

[09:49:07] I don't want to get it.

[09:49:08] Let's get rid of this.

[09:49:10] I swear to God, if it lets me down, though.

[09:49:20] I'm going for him.

[09:49:47] on them down

[09:50:00] one is that crazy on here or

[09:50:05] okay

[09:50:08] is a horrible decision but

[09:50:12] Let's do it.

[09:50:14] Is he up top?

[09:50:31] We're in and it ain't go.

[09:50:38] Can you skedaddle out of there?

[09:50:40] Oh I want that SMG.

[09:50:53] Ah that's Twin Hammies bro. I wasn't sure which one he had. I thought my SMG

[09:51:00] would do more. Never making that mistake again. Absolutely useless. Gotta whip out

[09:51:07] the shoddy when that close range is there gotta do it I knew if I had my um if I

[09:51:15] had my my blue one on me it was over it was over

[09:51:29] shotguns overpowered that's what we just got to keep on us one shotgun no I like

[09:51:36] the SMG too. It's kind of a good balance. Super, super close range. You just want a shotgun.

[09:51:42] That middle range SMG, long range AR. It feels pretty balanced. In that moment because I didn't

[09:51:52] know I made a bad prediction that they would like skedaddle. I didn't know they were hiding

[09:51:57] right there. That's on me.

[09:52:17] Jesus!

[09:52:27] All right, where are we dropping where we dropping we could go to classify Canyon

[09:52:40] Humble Hills has stuff apparently right now. Let's go to battle battle with Boulevard. Let's do that. Let's do that

[09:52:49] Bell battle bro, why can't I say the word battle with Boulevard? Let's go

[09:52:57] Oh my god, I forgot to thank the bus driver, bro.

[09:53:05] This one might not be good because I forgot that.

[09:53:09] We'll still do our best.

[09:53:10] I think we've got a paraglide here, it's a little too far away.

[09:53:23] I

[09:53:34] Don't see a lot of people coming in this direction

[09:53:41] There's a chest right there I go for that one call it a day on this one

[09:53:46] I'm going for it, bro.

[09:53:51] I know somebody else landed around here.

[09:53:54] Let's just go for them.

[09:53:58] Eek, yeah, bruh, two of the same guns.

[09:54:15] hammies we're using the hammies

[09:54:27] let's get closer those shots sound like super far away

[09:54:33] What is this?

[09:54:43] Sure.

[09:54:46] Oh, we got footsteps.

[09:54:52] Charlie Echo Delta, we got footsteps.

[09:55:00] I'm taking the gold buster

[09:55:12] where are they bro

[09:55:13] I want in on this

[09:55:17] down the rooftops

[09:55:24] there's so many footsteps

[09:55:26] Okay, I see him.

[09:55:32] Let me get out of here, bros.

[09:55:33] Too much glass.

[09:55:35] Let me get out of here.

[09:55:42] I don't want them to hear me.

[09:55:46] She's scooting.

[09:55:49] She's skating.

[09:55:53] If I blast that mannequin's head off.

[09:55:56] Nobody bro.

[09:56:01] Hey, they being too quiet.

[09:56:04] There's no way.

[09:56:10] There's no way bro.

[09:56:20] They're being way too quiet, bro

[09:56:30] I got no shields

[09:56:36] What is that for the bunker

[09:56:40] I

[09:56:48] Med kit I think I need it though

[09:56:53] Not right now

[09:56:57] There's a fucking bush

[09:57:10] I don't want it brother.

[09:57:37] I don't want it.

[09:57:38] Let's keep our guns.

[09:57:40] We don't really need that one either anymore.

[09:57:43] I guess if we're out of ammo on one of them,

[09:57:45] it's nice switching it up.

[09:57:46] But let's keep our inventory clean for this run.

[09:57:53] See how we do with that strategy.

[09:57:58] Yeah, I know I could use some small pots

[09:58:00] before I would have taken that one.

[09:58:02] But I also don't want to find myself in a gunfight

[09:58:03] without the shield.

[09:58:05] it definitely helps

[09:58:07] oh heck yeah bruh

[09:58:12] oh my frickin jesus

[09:58:26] god damn

[09:58:28] Nope.

[09:58:40] I don't like the spot. I don't like the spot at all.

[09:58:50] Alright.

[09:58:52] They're with my freaking shield and my health,

[09:58:54] But we might, if they weren't chasing us, might see them?

[09:59:00] Oh wait.

[09:59:03] We gotta go.

[09:59:07] God damn it.

[09:59:08] Frickin' storm!

[09:59:24] Oh, what the-

[09:59:34] Goddamn.

[09:59:41] Alright.

[09:59:46] Did he follow me?

[09:59:50] We got a gold rush over here.

[09:59:58] I don't like having 59 health.

[10:00:06] See if we can find our way out.

[10:00:10] Oh, let's go.

[10:00:12] Some ammo.

[10:00:19] Oh, some hammies.

[10:00:23] Oh, we already got hammies.

[10:00:35] I could use shields.

[10:00:38] Shield, please.

[10:00:41] I'll take the shield bubble for now.

[10:00:46] Oh, let's go.

[10:00:51] I'm not waiting.

[10:00:52] I need it.

[10:00:53] I need it.

[10:00:54] Oh.

[10:00:55] Hello?

[10:00:56] What is this chopping speed?

[10:01:09] Oh, let's go.

[10:01:14] Excuse me?

[10:01:17] What?

[10:01:18] What?

[10:01:19] Oh, that's dirty, bro.

[10:01:23] That's dirty.

[10:01:28] That is quite the tease.

[10:01:31] Oh, we got action here, huh?

[10:01:36] I'm like way too far away though.

[10:01:52] Ooh, too far away.

[10:01:54] Let's cross the bridge.

[10:01:57] Probably gonna be seen... oh yeah.

[10:02:01] Oh yeah.

[10:02:03] Should we jetpack out of here? I don't like this. Let's get behind them.

[10:02:13] I feel like there's no way to get past them without doing this. I think I see some

[10:02:18] stealth juice up here too. Oh God, he's coming for me. He's coming for me, bro.

[10:02:33] Let's go.

[10:02:43] I mean, Storm's closing in.

[10:02:56] There he is.

[10:02:57] There he is.

[10:02:58] Ah, he went in this.

[10:03:02] Oh, hell no who did that bro?

[10:03:12] Where was he I didn't see him

[10:03:24] GG GG god damn spoke to me I

[10:03:28] I was landing my shots on this dude long-range

[10:03:33] I'm game blasted flattened by somebody else

[10:03:41] My goodness my goodness

[10:03:50] My god, it's a fellow chapel

[10:03:58] Should we do this one or this one?

[10:04:11] I don't even know what happened there.

[10:04:16] Yeah I got two tunnel vision.

[10:04:21] On that one do long range.

[10:04:22] And I should have known that there was like multiples of them all around me too.

[10:04:27] Alright.

[10:04:29] Mmmmm.

[10:04:33] We got Latte.

[10:04:36] Let's go to the riptide.

[10:04:37] Or no, let's go to, let's go to, let's, eh, yeah, yeah.

[10:04:44] I want to get that special chest if it's around there.

[10:04:51] Let's see if I get close enough.

[10:04:56] There's Glide here.

[10:04:59] I got a long way to Glide.

[10:05:09] I'll have plenty of time to discover the ones I haven't discovered yet, especially if there's

[10:05:15] that like big loot over there too.

[10:05:17] I'm gonna see if I can find the big blue here.

[10:05:24] Let's go straight ahead.

[10:05:30] I might not land in a good spot here.

[10:05:36] That was a zone!

[10:05:43] Uh, okay.

[10:05:46] This is not good.

[10:05:47] at least something. He's like probably over here.

[10:05:57] Goddamn.

[10:06:08] Goddamn.

[10:06:16] What does plant do?

[10:06:28] There's somebody else here right shooting from behind

[10:06:35] Yeah, damn

[10:06:39] They saw the heat now they don't want none of it, huh?

[10:06:44] Mm-hmm

[10:06:57] I want to find some better stuff.

[10:07:10] There it is!

[10:07:17] Let's go.

[10:07:20] That's what I'm talking about.

[10:07:22] Footsteps.

[10:07:27] god damn do I have time to do this?

[10:07:42] now when there's a car there brother

[10:07:44] Jesus Christ.

[10:08:08] Oh shoot, he had a minigun?

[10:08:13] probably awful hold up there's like there's a ton of stuff here bro we got

[10:08:20] slurp juice we got we got tons of stuff here I thought that was a person for a

[10:08:28] second okay I think we're set we got the infantry rifle I thought it was the

[10:08:38] enforcer but I'll take it we got a shotgun we got a mini gun I think we're

[10:08:44] set bro we got the giant chug jug yeah we're set bro should we go and take on

[10:08:55] on um Bigfoot? Hell yeah bro, hell yeah. Oh we stacked. We stacked that. Oh my god

[10:09:14] It's a frickin' bush.

[10:09:15] Hold on.

[10:09:17] We wear it, and then we can jet pack.

[10:09:24] Hell yeah, bro.

[10:09:35] I hear Bigfoot.

[10:09:36] Where is he at?

[10:09:37] I feel like taking him on.

[10:09:40] What's the worst he can do?

[10:09:41] Especially when I have a minigun. Where is he? Where's Borlatt?

[10:09:48] Or is that the boss down there?

[10:09:53] This guy right here, he's the boss? Should we take him out?

[10:09:57] Or is this stupid? You watch yourself buddy?

[10:10:04] God damn we got it I don't really want the minigun

[10:10:32] Beach Brutus!

[10:10:36] Let's go.

[10:10:38] What he do this?

[10:10:41] That's what I want to know.

[10:10:45] What the hell he?

[10:10:49] Alright.

[10:10:53] Oh my god!

[10:10:55] Hold on.

[10:10:56] Hold on.

[10:10:58] No, I want the legendary hammies.

[10:11:02] she's Jesus we're stacked bro perfect landing

[10:11:17] perfect landing all right

[10:11:23] want to go around there let me let me create a waypoint so I know where my

[10:11:26] center is so I know where I need to my north star needs to be so I don't get

[10:11:33] turned around because it's pretty far away so he's the one that summons the

[10:11:40] decoys huh mythic gun sheesh I'll take it I'll take it sounds like it's gonna

[10:11:54] to get the job done, huh?

[10:12:03] I love when the pony skis also.

[10:12:17] What's the range on the mythic gun?

[10:12:24] I feel like that was way too easy because of the minigun, but I didn't want to risk holding

[10:12:33] the minigun if someone's sliding and shotgunning me.

[10:12:39] It just didn't feel worth it.

[10:12:41] Alright, let's find some high ground and hunt some people down

[10:12:56] We came out victorious in that freaking battle, bro

[10:13:07] But now

[10:13:09] Where is everybody?

[10:13:18] The Golden Shiff?

[10:13:21] There could be people behind me because of the storm.

[10:13:28] Oh mama.

[10:13:29] We got some hits.

[10:13:42] Yeah, I'm not gonna risk it.

[10:13:53] I don't know if he could see me.

[10:14:00] Oh my god, we got a bush.

[10:14:03] Oh, what the freak?

[10:14:06] Let's get a, ah, my god.

[10:14:11] Where'd he go?

[10:14:23] Oh

[10:14:41] One one one one H pay brother

[10:14:46] One H be brother

[10:14:48] We were close on that one. Ah, we were close on that one

[10:14:53] Bro was tanky! He was so tanky! Jesus! I thought I was able to just start blasting away, but

[10:15:04] Bro was tanky! I wasn't expecting that much. Beep!

[10:15:13] Well played, good sir. Well played. Geez. Maybe I should have had the mini gun on me.

[10:15:20] goodness i thought i was about to cook them up

[10:15:25] especially when i have my frickin i was part of the bush operation right there

[10:15:28] too

[10:15:30] i was part of the frickin bush operation man

[10:15:35] alright we got time for one more

[10:15:39] lets do it

[10:15:50] Oh

[10:15:56] Damn a bag bro

[10:15:59] Ugh

[10:16:01] My back

[10:16:04] Thanks

[10:16:08] Who did that

[10:16:14] Let's go

[10:16:16] All right, where are we landing?

[10:16:30] Let's see where the chests are at.

[10:16:33] God damn, all the way up- oh, shoot, right here.

[10:16:37] Oh, everybody's gonna be here.

[10:16:39] I'm gonna be the last one to land too.

[10:16:44] the last one land on this

[10:16:51] company players there are a problem

[10:16:53] uh...

[10:16:58] we're going into that crevice

[10:17:00] going out all problems like for other people now

[10:17:07] nazi flight

[10:17:10] Fakie! Fakie! Fakie!

[10:17:22] God damn, that was close!

[10:17:32] Let's go back down there.

[10:17:34] Sheesh!

[10:17:40] Okay, so far so good, I'll take that chitchin, I say we keep the shawty.

[10:17:59] I want to find one of those good chests.

[10:18:08] Everyone trying to take control over this one.

[10:18:11] What is this, Enforcer AR?

[10:18:13] I kind of like that.

[10:18:14] What the hell is this?

[10:18:16] Shield Double Man.

[10:18:17] Oh, freaking stealth right here, bro.

[10:18:23] Excuse me.

[10:18:26] want to jump down. Alright let's get back. Let's get back to the action.

[10:18:56] How do we get in there?

[10:18:59] Teleport?

[10:19:00] Uh-oh.

[10:19:01] Where are we going?

[10:19:04] Oh.

[10:19:13] Ah gang.

[10:19:18] Oh shoot, we're like outside of it now.

[10:19:21] I don't want to do that.

[10:19:23] Where's the boss man?

[10:19:25] I could always wait for somebody to start beefing up on Boss Man and then just end them while they're trying to transform.

[10:19:33] Sounds like a really good strategy.

[10:19:38] As long as nobody notices we're here.

[10:19:42] I could stealth it up if things get dicey.

[10:19:55] Let's get back up there, though.

[10:20:05] Might be able to snipe somebody.

[10:20:16] Okay, whoa

[10:20:30] Start running brother

[10:20:37] Oh mama, oh we almost had 39 HP we almost had him

[10:20:46] Mmm. He had one of those guns.

[10:20:48] Ooh, he had one of those guns.

[10:20:51] Ah!

[10:20:52] We were so close.

[10:20:54] Heh heh heh.

[10:21:00] We were so close, Chat.

[10:21:04] Dang, Nabbit. You see, I was late to the drop, though.

[10:21:08] I feel like I would have had a better opportunity if I was a little closer.

[10:21:16] It was my decision to engage battle so that's on me while he was in

[10:21:25] The vehicle

[10:21:32] So it's okay, it's okay

[10:21:37] Oh

[10:21:41] Let's see what this next one brings us

[10:21:43] I'm hoping hello