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04-12-2026 · 12h 13m
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Oh man, I'm back.
Jesus Christ.
So the heat took out my power, guys.
And if this is a primary broadcast, well, listen.
I was playing a Bigfoot game, which was basically Dead by Daylight, but Bigfoot themed.
And I decided, because there's no lobbies in that game, I gotta get a refund.
I played it for like less than 30 minutes.
I was only able to get into one game before my power went out.
And during that time, I could tell it wasn't worth it, man!
It feels like a $5 game, I would keep it, but it was like a $20 game, so.
Back to Dead by Daylight instead, which I haven't actually played in a extremely long time.
So I'm gonna start off as a survivor and see how it goes, I guess.
I can't remember if I match make by myself, if it'll find other people, or if I need to
avoid these.
Who do I do?
I don't know.
We'll find out.
But yeah, I'm on Dead by Daylight now.
It had to be that.
Dude, I'm literally sweating in this one.
It's gonna be hot.
the two hours accumulate, we'll see. Try not to pass out a challenge. Essentially accepted.
Jesus Christ! Uh, I was VIP and got ads? Oh well. Oh it's because you're not a sub. VIPs
don't do anything for ads, Richie. That's the only reason why. It's never had that,
but you know what's funny? I even thought that in the beginning too. It's a classic
misconception but it doesn't actually have any effect on ads. What it does have an effect
on is the chat mode. So if it's ever in you know subscribe mode or slow mode any of that
you can bypass all that. And of course you get the fancy diamond badge next to your
name too dude. Alright let's see if I still got what it takes as a survivor.
Am I about to kill her too? Yeah a little bit. But I don't want to warm up into this
game like the concept and everything like that as a killer. Because oh man
It sucks doing a 1v4 and getting torqued on can't kill nobody
I'm not gonna lie. It's not that fun
So I'm gonna start off with teammates and we'll see if we can do something as a team
Collectively oh, and if we can't don't worry the backup to this backup is
League of Legends, okay?
The only game that's worth and I'm
The amount of sweat my eyebrows are accumulating right now is crazy. What's
with this? Oh dude this is like the uh no thank you. That's uh god what do they
call it? The move speed. Mouse speed. The DBS levels are way too
way too slow. Where do I find that?
Do-ba-do-ba-do-ba.
Do-ba-do-ba-do-ba.
Graphics, audio controls, mouse, 0%?!
What does that mean?
Huh?
Wait, do I- Oh, that's right. I don't have control over it, huh?
Mouse sensitivity. Can we go to like 5%?
Wait, what does that say? Mouse, survivor controls.
It's got to like 10%.
It's got to like 20%.
That's better.
20% is good.
Why can't I see anything in this game though?
I think this monitor sucks if you're trying to play like a classic game where it shows
you the dark spots and stuff, but...
Uh oh.
What's happening?
Why are you running?
Is he over there?
I'll help you fix the generator, buddy.
Come on.
Don't be shy. Oh Lord Jesus! Let's do it.
Gotta be looked out for the uh repair checkpoints. What do they call it again? Like just classic
checkpoints? Whoo skill check. There you go. I already forgot dude. Man when's the last time I played
this game at least like six months huh oh we're about to get this generator though
nice nice we got to stick to the buddy system to survivors at all times uh-oh
uh-oh what should we do oh they're in the basement damn yeah I don't know about
that that was their first mistake getting hooked into the basement or
or getting hooked around there anyway.
Are we gonna be able to, oh no.
No, don't go for me!
Don't go for me!
Oh!
I'm so annoyed.
I'm so annoyed.
I'm gonna follow you so that it goes for you.
Ha ha ha!
Is that what he's doing?
Oh, he's over there.
Who's Blutcher?
Let me see if he can follow the other Blutcher.
Man, now I gotta find a mid-kit!
ASAP!
See how I played this game five years ago?
Nah, that can't be right.
I swear that can't be right.
That's why I really like that other chick.
Who can, like, self-heal.
They'd be good in this scenario right now.
Oh, is that a mid-kit?
Bleh!
Collect!
Can I use it on myself?
Is there enough? Oh shoot! I don't know if they have like uh, skill checks on this one too.
How do you like my outfit? Is it a dope?
Uh-oh! I took the med kit already, leave!
Okay, I'll heal you.
I'll give you some back squelches.
Nice little back and sagy.
I'll do that for you.
So somebody is still on the hook?
Or no
I don't think so right let's go fix the generator. Oh, there's one over here. Let's go do that one
No, it's
No, it's
Come on. Let's get it. Let's get it
Two times the repair speed
If we got this what's that pigeon? How you doing say? Oh, no
This is what happens when I call out your names. I miss my skill check. I'm gonna suffer
consequences with me, right? Is he gonna come after me? Not if I pray. Not if the Lord
himself ascends upon me. Oh good, yeah. He went to the other one that ran away, dude.
Ah! He really went for that one! Oh, I love it!
Wait, that is- that is too funny. Hey! How many kicks does one then?
I'm almost done! It's halfway! Yeah! Jump on it! Uh-oh! He's coming over here. He's coming over here. He's coming over here. He's coming over here.
You're not doing it fast enough, come on! You're not doing it fast enough, come on!
Never mind!
Never mind!
Ooh, he's right there!
We can fix it. We can fix it. We can fix it. No!!
Oh, you're so annoying. I didn't want to go destroy that. You know what?
How about this then? I'm gonna go help her.
Okay run. Wooo! I got the perk on! I had the perk!
Where if I release somebody from the hook, they will, uh...
Woo! Oh my god, he's chasing us in the other person!
Let's go...
And I still have to make it.
Let's see.
Men's Elf? Do I have enough?
Damn!
I'll take it, dude.
Woo!
Okay, you know what's nice? I am getting used to the heat now.
It's not affecting me as much. My body is just accepting the warmth, essentially, to be able
to deal with this. Where's the generator we gotta fix? Okay, there's only one person on
a hook, which is not that bad. Ooh, you know what? Let me go down low, see if there's
like a chest down there so I can give myself a little something something
yeah please let it be a mead kit med kit the hint is still the same pigeon but
hey 50% off the redeem today for a little prize code dude that's one of
these things okay well let me better than nothing right is there another one
Did I put two down here?
Ah, just the one, huh?
It's just the one.
Okay, maybe I should be running.
Is that music for...
Ooh.
Okay, if they fix that, he's gonna be on his way over there.
So we want to go this way.
Oof. But yeah.
For those of you that don't know yet,
50% off today only.
only the Luna prize vault. So if you want to redeem a code for 100 champ points, you
can. There's a base cash prize and a Luna prize vault, and I add money to it within
every threshold of like the code redeems basically. Where's another generator? Is that
one over there? Is that light? Oh, he's over there. Okay. Let's sprint this way. I feel
I feel like because I can't find a med kit, we might as well do something, right?
Toolbox repair.
Oh, is he really gonna go over here?
Please don't!
Please don't!
Always gonna chase that one. Okay, good.
Don't leave him over here.
Nice!
Let's go.
Okay, we only need three more generators. So I think we're okay. He hasn't gotten anybody down so far.
I haven't gotten any hooks. Looks like one person is about to die if they go on it, though.
Are you leading him over here?
I swear to God. Help me fix this. Yeah, there you go.
Speedrun it. Come on.
We're still gonna have to get out of here, even if I heal you, dude.
I'd rather do this.
I'd rather know that there's a safe spot for me on the other side. Oh, no, he's coming. Come on. Commit
I swear to God if you run away, commit. I'm running away. I'm running away. Forget you. I'm running away
He's going after the other one. Let's go. He's going after the other one. All right, I'm gonna try and help
My friend over here
So that we can be down to at least, uh, just two generators.
Which wouldn't be that bad!
Let's get it!
Let's go!
Not bad, not bad.
I think he's taking them down for a little loopsy-loopsies.
Man, can I get a heal?
Dude, they're doing a fantastic job distracting that, dude.
my god hey thanks for the warm welcome Eddie oh dude that timing right now I
gotta be sweating bullets no AC because gonna take up too much juice and blow
out a fuse hey help me no you help me you help me yes massage my back first
then I'll massage your back okay
Oh, he's coming.
You gotta go faster.
He's coming.
Oh, but he doesn't hear us. Let's go.
What? What are you doing?
What are you doing? Move!
Move! Leave me!
You goofball!
Why would you stop?
You had to commit on that one.
Ah, that's so annoying.
Okay.
The news is I can grab her.
Lickety split.
Lickety split. Let's go.
Oh no, she's dead.
Oh, that's not good.
That's not good. Now he's chasing me.
Now he's chasing me.
Oh, he's catching up.
He's catching up.
Woo!
No!
Oh my god, he didn't see me.
He didn't see me. He was going after the engine.
He's going to come this way, right?
How many engines do we need, two?
Okay, that's not that bad.
That's not that bad, man!
Eeeeh!
How many people are left?
I mean, we still got three people.
Oh, is this a generator? Oh, it's already fixed.
Okay.
Does he hear me?
Where is he?
damn it's tough fixing those engines over there because he knows those are the
ones man no okay he has no hooks though so that's fine let's go this way let's
go find an engine to fixy fix while they spend some time contemplating on the
Whether they will live to see the victory of this game or perish into the void.
Oh nice.
Okay, one more, one more engine, right?
Which I think they're all scattered like over there though.
So I don't know how that's gonna work.
Oh, there's one over here.
Let's do it.
Oh my god, it's almost, it's almost repaired.
I might literally be the saving grace of this game.
Oh, no! He doesn't see me, right?
God damn it! God damn it! No!
Recover! Leave me be!
Dude, is this the last engine that we need to fix?
I swear there wasn't any other ones.
No! I almost wiggled free, I swear!
Bruh! Should I take the chance to escape?
Now I feel like I'm gonna be a perfect- uh...
It's my first hook, so...
They have time to fix another engine if they need to.
Circle back, come for me, and then I think we'll be okay.
I think we'll live to see another day basically to see the the victory of this
game so far what do we have two hooks one hook and my one hook which isn't it's
not that bad man I think we might be able to win this one oh shoot not like
Okay, good they're going for the other one.
Ooh, excellent.
Dude, that was perfect.
Okay.
Oh no.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's go this way.
We got to stay in one spot for a little bit.
Just for a little bit!
Ooh, Med's getting the redeeming for the Luna Cash Ball!
I'll, uh, enter some of the codes in in a second.
See if any of them crack it.
And then somebody winning Epic Cash Prize!
Woo! To top off this weekend too!
Oh my god.
Dude sweat is dripping into my eyes. I am I'm gonna go blind man
Where's everybody oh Lord Jesus
We go to skedad to skadoodle
I'm sweating
I'm sweat bullets
100 degrees, California.
100 degrees.
Is that an engine? Oh my god, it's an engine!
That I think needs fixing. Oh, let's get it, girl. We got this, we got this, we got this.
Speed. Speed is the element. Speed is the element!
You're not speeding.
You're not speeding. Why wouldn't you commit?
you come at me please please don't do it save me
We only need one more and dead.
We could do it, I swear.
I swear we could do it.
All I need is a little rescue.
Is that her over there? Yeah, it is.
No! Why is he gonna cat me?
He's really gonna camp me.
Oh my Lord Jesus.
Oh Lord Jesus?
I mean it works.
You got another person as a result.
Ooh!
I can't get this up much longer.
Somebody's got, oh dude, they're like so far away.
They're looking out for themselves at this point.
How rude.
I managed to get every single skill check.
Damn it.
Damn it.
Oh Jesus, I'm sweating.
Woo!
Sacrifice.
We were so close.
We were literally so close to win.
That was a good game.
Dude, not a bad first game though.
That was pretty good.
Alright, let's try in some codes in a little catchball.
Let's do it, let's do it.
We got codes to twine.
Alright, let's see.
What are we gonna start with?
I can only see like a limited amount on my side,
so I'm gonna have to go over and change it.
Oh shit, saturation levels.
I'll mess that, hold on.
I'll load a cam, one sec.
Oh ho, there we go.
Alright.
Time to enter some codes!
Let's start it off. What do we have?
6539.
Ah, it worked.
What else?
6614.
No.
Uh, 6026.
No.
6419.
No.
6732.
6, 5, 3, 8.
No!
None of those worked.
One second.
Then we got some for 2-2-Man.
Let's see.
6, what is that?
1, 4, 2.
6, 1, 2, 4.
6, 8, 9, 4.
Six eight eight one six four three seven
None of those words which means
Cash still for grabs listen three more redeems. I'm gonna add more money to the ball by the way
Three more code readings is all it thinks and then we're gonna reach the threshold for me to add some more money
True to cash ball
Listen, it's exciting putting money in there, okay?
It's pretty exciting, I'm not gonna lie.
Alright, while we're waiting up for another game...
Woof!
Bruh!
I'm gonna restock in some sort of bop water, alright?
I'll be right back.
I'm back!
Alright!
No!
Man, I want to get myself like a medkit.
Uh, drumstick toolkit.
God damn it.
Gotta reach out to Officer Pickle.
Ooh, what's that? Two man redeeming three more times?
Okay, let me see. Alright, let's do it real fast.
Three more times, and we have money to pay!
Let's do it!
Oh, yay!
Momani! Momani had it to pay.
Let's see if any of them cracks it and you'll win it all
That one didn't work
Uh, 6x4, 9?
We have 6x3, 0
None of those worked
But damn, some pretty good guesses
I'm not gonna lie
Woo! My goodness
Mehdy wishing to the man good luck
What's up, stealth? How you doing, man?
Oh, all right.
Surviving this heat is what I'm doing.
Currently.
Because, oh lord, Jesus, it's hot!
Pidgeon wants to get it into code?
All right, all right.
What is it, 6-6-4-5?
Let's do it. I think we have time, right?
Or should I save for the next one?
Next lobby, let's see.
Next lobby.
Ha ha ha!
Next, Bobby, don't worry. I got you, Pidgeon.
Feel free to get more guesses in, though.
Listen, there's a lot of money added to the bank now.
There's a lot of money. Dude, we've reached so many thresholds.
There's a pretty good sum of money in that Loot and Prize Ball right now.
Woo!
And listen, if you're gonna get any guesses in, now's the time to do it, because 50% off those redeems.
Oh, shoot. They're there already. Damn.
Why do I have to spawn right in front of them, dude?
It's a hundred and nine where I am. Wait, where are you at, Hijun?
What state?
What country? Oh, shit. What are they doing?
No.
Wait, that's cheating. What do they have the little thing over there?
Is there any way to break it? Let's see.
There's no way to break that? Oh, that is so stupid. Oh, what's happening? Oh, no, somebody's getting attacked.
red maybe okay let's go this way then dude it's a hundred and seven over there
Jesus Christ dude that's way too much I'm not gonna that's like way too much I'm
already sweating over here but only because I had to turn on my AC so that
my my whole fuse box doesn't literally explode due to the heat normally it's
It's not a problem, but when it's like reaching this 98 weather, it's tough, I'm not gonna lie, it's tough, dude.
Are there any channels where the numbers are being added so they don't get repeated?
There isn't, but you can take it upon yourself if you want to do a mental recording, where you just take notes or add it to your phone.
There's nothing against that.
I don't know, Tudaman, do you have a system that you want to share with the people?
Yeah, let's go help this person out.
Off the hook you go.
Let's go.
Chop-de-chop.
Lickety split.
Now run.
Bolt it.
Bolt it.
Woo!
Hey, that was pretty clean, though.
Why are you coughing all over the plate?
Jesus.
You're coughing on me.
You're coughing on me!
Okay, wait, let me help you out now.
You know what?
It's so stupid that you can't repair somebody while they're repairing.
Um, the uh, the, the, the engine, oh shoot!
I think somebody's getting their skull smashed in, unfortunately.
Nah, I've just been guessing numbers, I come to my head.
Oh, okay, okay.
Ha ha!
I mean, that's the way to do it.
The Toot-a-man got- oh my, I'm so sorry.
I am so sorry that it's so embarrassing.
The killer's definitely gonna be coming this way now.
Jesus Christ.
What's my favorite killer on DVD?
You know what, there's some new ones that I really want to check out, but I got to say,
maybe the, uh, oh, you want to help us?
Yeah, jump in on this.
Oh, where are you going?
Where'd she go?
Or is she over here?
I can't see.
She might be over here.
I don't know.
We're almost, we're almost done with this engine.
It'll be worth it.
God, what's her name?
Uh, the one with the hatchet with the pig face is, is pretty cool where you get
to throw the hatchets.
And then the, why am I coughing?
I never got hit.
Damn, somebody's stinking up the place,
and we're getting infected somehow.
Which, I- OH SHOOT!
Wait, that's gotta be a new one, because I don't remember anybody being able to do that here.
Let me go save this one.
Oh my god.
Oh no, she's good.
I thought she died. I was like, what?
Wait, is there a way we can fix ourselves?
There's no way we can fix ourselves?
We just gotta get clear of the area, maybe?
Oh lord, did I just u-
Dude, I hooked up a lung, essentially.
Wait, this washing machine, is that what it's for?
Ah, cure my sickness, let's go.
God damn.
Drink the holy water.
Drink it!
I think they added a new Resident Evil one.
Oh, you might be right.
You might be right, yeah.
It might be this one, for all I know.
Need Goku from Fortnite in it, dude.
That'll go too hard, man.
No, you know who'd be sick?
Goku Rose, or Rose, I don't know how to call it.
But the one with the pink hair, since he's like the evil one.
I think they call him Black Goku.
Oh, here, let me help you out.
Oh, you're just sick.
Okay, never mind.
You gotta get cured.
Go find a holy water.
Holy water barrel.
Since he's like the evil version of the Goku, dude, him walking around, man, that'd
be pretty sick.
Wait, where do I go?
You need help? I can't help you.
Yo, let's go find a- let's go find an engine though, right?
Yo, let's go find an engine though, right?
Come on.
Where'd you go?
Dude, where'd she go?
Oh no.
Oh no.
No.
Hold on.
Let's not move for a little bit.
Oh, they're getting hit by somebody else!
Oh Lord Jesus.
You don't want my booty? I swear! You don't want my booty?
We're gonna bolt it. Wait, somebody's down, right?
I think? Ooh, she's over there. Okay.
Oh, this is an engine right here. Perfect.
Hmm, let's get it. Ooh, I got a good feeling about this one.
I think I'm gonna be able to fix it. Thought it'd be Super Saiyan.
Man, I haven't watched some of the new Dragon Ball stuff, too.
The music makes it more suspenseful, yeah I know.
You know what's funny? I think I have my personal playlist playing.
Fudge bars with Nutella as a spread on some bananas.
Okay? That's what I feel right now. I can't believe I messed that up.
I can't believe I missed that checkpoint dude.
Anyways, what's about to say, I have my personal playlist I think.
I don't know if you guys can hear it though. I usually put it really low.
Just anytime there's like silent parts of the game
So that there's like some, you know, some consciously, some good music.
Hey, have a good night, Med.
We'll see you later, dude. And yeah, hopefully we'll get some better weather.
It's not gonna clear up anytime soon because of a
global warming, but
hopefully next weekend we'll see some cooler weather, dude.
I can't even imagine though, a hundred,
dude, a whole seven degrees more is insane to me.
That is so much damn two people got on the hook
No bueno we only need a three engines to
107 does somebody say 109 do that's insane play to the man. What did you say? What was it over there?
Like 101 105
Wait what's going on
We about to get these engines no the last person is down
Oh, I just fix an engine dude
And I got to go clean myself up
Wait, where are they at? I feel like I'm clean myself up and then
Okay, wait, what they're doing while they're doing that right?
Can I do this really fast and they won't know anything about it
Quickly now
Oh, they're dead dang it dang it that sucks wait
Wait, they're all dead. Oh, dude. Okay. Am I oh shoot?
You don't you don't see me you don't see me
What? What was that? Wait, what does she just lunge at me?
Toburkeloces? She literally has Toburkeloces.
Oh man, that was a good game. I thought we had this one, I'm not gonna lie.
If those two survivors didn't get hooked down in the basement, I think we had it now.
Dang it!
Oh!
Like, it's a hundred over there, right?
Uh, which is standard A, but all throughout next week, it'll be like a hundred and eight in a blog.
That's literal insanity, man.
I can't even imagine, because what I'm dealing with right now is, like I said, I have no AC in here right now.
Just to secure, like, the stream is up.
And then when the rebroadcast is up, I'll definitely turn it back on.
Ooh!
Let's get those blood points.
points. But I'm like drenching right now. Dude, I'm so sweaty. I'm sweat. Um, completed
daily rituals. Noice. Noice. Woo! Oh yeah, noice is rough, dude. But my body's kinda
getting used to it right now. I'm just imagining this like a sauna. Little nice, you know,
spot treatment. Basically. Little spot treatment going on right now, man. Woo! Don't be
jelly y'all don't be jelly little nice spot treatment it's okay all right let's
get another one you know what I might want to be that other girl though I just
don't like uh let's see actually don't know what she does oh she could sprint
while or not sprint but like walk faster while she's crouched that's one of
her abilities right you know what let me play her again but like bring with
me a medkit or something. This thing, yeah. Dude, I have like seven of these though. Camping
aid. Yo, yeah, get one of those. And then, oh shoot, okay. I think I have time to adjust
it in here. Alright, let's get to the Luna Prize Vault, by the way. Let's see, let's
see. So we're gonna do Pigeon, right? I think that's where we left off at. Let's
Let's try in some codes for Pigeon.
Woohoo!
6,645?
6489?
6490?
Woo, none of those!
None of those, what?
Listen those are some good guesses. Those were some pretty good guesses, okay?
There's some pretty decent cash in the Luna cash vault
So if you want to get your redeem in to see if you get a code. Hello mic microphone testing one two three
God damn it. So didn't get a chance to adjust my load outs
Europeans are like yeah, I know dude. They're dying over there
They're literally dying. Like literally. A lot of their buildings are old and got laws
burning people from ACs putting into them because they like their old buildings that
they want to preserve. It's kind of like Canada. It's kind of like Canada. But what
do you mean like they can't put an AC in there? Like in the window? You're saying
that they wouldn't allow like the hose in the window type thing? Fall beans laughing.
Ha ha ha!
Falling things like that.
I am dying.
Literally.
Ha ha!
Just withering away there.
I'm dying.
How is it over there, man?
What's the weather today over there?
And thank you for the sub, dude.
I appreciate it.
What is that now?
Uh, they've subscribed for 12 months.
Currently on a 7 month streak.
Let's go!
Woop woop!
Woop woop!
Ay ay ay ay ay!
Not bad, dude.
Woop!
I'm trying to visit Canada at some point.
listen that's probably where you're gonna get the cold weather okay okay let's
see
oh mama it's hot oh shoot wait where they at why right what I hear harpy oh
you're getting you're getting chase and you're you're right next to me can
you not? Hey, where are they? Well, let's go find an engine. How about that? Let's get
some things done. How about that?
Where the heck are the engines around here?
How many do we have to fix? Five? God damn.
Dude, I haven't come across a single engine yet. What is this?
The Utah weather. Yeah, absolutely dude.
I don't know, like an AC unit. I'm sure they got fans.
Well, I mean, Fallen Beads can clarify for us.
Fallen Beads, what, um...
What do they allow over there?
Tootleman is basically saying, in case you missed the context,
that you're not allowed AC units because they want to preserve the old buildings.
As like a law.
But I don't understand, like, window ACs, why they wouldn't be allowed, since they're not really messing with anything, structure-wise.
I don't understand, like, an indoor unit type thing. I forget what it's called.
Uh, Central Air. There you go. In some countries.
This game is timeless, yeah, I know. It's pretty good, dude.
Like, if you like, it's got a great blend of horror with...
I mean there's tons of other games like this one, but I think they have like, they're like the the fortnite of
This type of game mode where you're surviving and all that stuff and there's like one killer
Because they've capitalized on like all the killers
Okay, where do I hear this engine? Oh, it's right here. Well, let's get it
Let's do it
Beep-seed up, peep-seed up
We'll go get that guy from the hook eventually.
I think he's going to head up here now.
He's going to head up the staircase and go here, 1,000%.
Yeah.
Oh no.
Dude, why is he sprinting?
Look at that.
Uh-oh.
Oh, Lord Jesus!
What was that?
Okay, let me go help out.
Let's go help our friend.
Let's go help our friend.
Jesus! What was that?
Okay, let me go help out. Let's go help our friend. Let's go help our friend.
Quickie. Quickie now. Jesus Christ. No!
Oh, okay, good.
Damn, dude. That was crazy.
Man, where are the engines at?
Dude, who is that? That's another new killer. I
Don't remember them being around dude. I'm gonna take a look at the killers the new ones after this game
Just to see oh
He's around me
Wait, did you see me? I don't know what he does dude, but
Last I check he could tell for oh, he's right there
He saw me
Where did he go? Christ!
Holy Christ!
He's creepy, man.
Juke him!
No!
No, you don't! No, you don't!
No!
You got me, dude.
Wiggle wiggle oh shoot wiggle for my life
Make it difficult for him
Help me oh
Yeah, it's the resident evil dude over a Wesker resident evil dude
Awww, wait, from which one?
Village?
That's the only one that I played recently, was the Resident Evil Village.
Oh, shoot!
Okay, wait, you over there in the back, help me!
Ha ha ha!
Quickly now, while he's dealing with the other dude!
Bruh.
No, like the older games, uh, okay, okay.
No limits, no laws on ACs here.
Oh, AC Haven.
That's good, dude.
Dude, that'd be like literally inhumane.
Why'd you do that to me, man?
Holy momma!
No! Why'd you do that?
Wait, where is he?
Run!
Run!
Hold on, I commend myself!
That's why I literally got this!
Let's do it.
God damn.
It's hot.
Okay, we can go on a rescue mission for him.
In a second!
Oh no, am I getting infected?
Oh, I'm gonna run out of my med thing!
It worked though, right?
Okay, it worked.
Can I do this?
Oh, he's gonna come over here.
Thousand percent he's gonna come over here.
Or maybe not.
Dude, I'll take it.
Oh, he's down there.
Everyone is dying!
Ah, it's that dude's second hook.
Okay.
I'm close to finishing.
Dude, we have no engines.
This seems like the type of game where I'm gonna have to be, like, last survivor.
I got a feeling.
I might be able to fix this engine, though.
The one.
Add a little respect to the survivor side of things get one engine at the very
least dude while he's smacking around that's
oh yeah
Michael we almost got it we almost got it it's right there 2%
What's that, baby? Dude, I'm literally gonna have to shower after this.
I feel my shirt drenched in sweat. Thank God I was wearing my tennis shirt today, dude.
I don't think I could do this.
Oh, oh, wait. He's gonna go up those stairs. Uh-oh.
He's really gonna camp that person?
That's bizarre.
Oh, because there's a lot- No, they're dead. They're dead!
Okay.
Let's go open this chest. Hopefully there's like a mech in there.
How do I... dude, I'm getting infected.
How do I clean myself up?
Oh, he saw me.
Okay, what is it?
What is this?
Spray self.
What does that do?
I gotta run.
What does that do?
Oh, it takes care of the virus!
Let's go.
That's pretty cool.
Okay, what is it?
What is this?
Spray self.
What does that do?
I gotta run.
What does that do?
Oh, it takes care of the virus!
Let's go.
That's pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Oh, hold on to the spray.
Damn! Is that the dudes?
Oh my god, okay.
Maybe I can find the, uh, the hatch.
We gotta find the hatch.
I might still be able to make this one.
How did he find me?
How did he find me?
You're kidding me!
Oh, shoot! Run!
I didn't know I was going to survive still.
Please, spare me. I swear to God.
Take that.
You weren't really going to let me spray myself, dude. Come on.
Goddamn it.
I'm going to wiggle so hard to spite you.
Come on wiggle it up, baby. Look at it up, baby
Let's go I'm out of here
I'm out of here
Catch me on the other side. I'm out of here
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good, dude.
No, he finally got me.
Hey, take my chance.
Take my chance to escape.
Come on.
I
Jesus Christ
Swim bullets to swim bullets all right
Whoo you guys want to get some
Loona Cash Vault codes in.
Feel free to do it now.
It's available.
Base cash prize in the vault that you can win.
Four-digit code.
You can redeem a hint if you want to get the second digit.
Right now, somebody redeemed the one-digit hint,
which is six.
So the code, the four-digit code starts with a six
if you want to get your guesses in.
And today, only 50% off the redeem itself.
So normally it's 200 uh, 200 channel points to guess the code and it's only a hundred for today.
So if you want to do it, now's the time to do it. Alright!
Hey, there you go.
Dragon time's setting the way.
Ooh!
And if we reach um, thresholds, I add money to the bank.
Every time we reach it, which means...
Right now, it's got a lot of money stored up inside of the vault.
Uh, compared to a today's prize, so...
It's gonna be a juicy, uh, a juicy win for somebody.
Whoever cracks the code, the lucky winner to guess it.
We'll get a nice juicy... juicy cash prize.
Woo!
Oh my god, I'm literally sweating bullets.
Literally sweating bullets over here.
Alright, let's see, let's enter these codes.
Let's do it!
Let's see if any of these win the cash prize inside.
What do we have?
6-6-2-2?
That didn't work.
6-7-7-7?
That's 6-4-7-1.
Oh, none of those work, man!
None of those work!
Hey, we're getting pretty close to another threshold.
Oh my goodness. AC not working.
Uh, for you over there? There you are. Uh-oh!
What happened to my camera? Hello? My camera's
bugging. What happened to my camera?
What happened to my camera?
Hello?
Camera?
It turned off!
My camera turned off!
Uh-oh!
That's not good.
Oh, is it overheated?
Dude, I think it's overheated.
Jesus Christ!
What's going on today, dude?
Dude, what is going on today?
It's literally overheated, man.
Oh my god.
Okay, I guess let me let it cool down for a little bit. I don't know.
Oh, dude if I wasn't sweating so much.
Who would have thought you had to hop in a shower after a string?
I literally got a full blown get a cold shower after this.
I'm sweat.
So yeah, it looks like the camera's overheating. So I gotta let it cool for a little bit.
little bits but in the meantime um let's see I guess I could put up like a meme
in the meantime
pepe the frog maybe a little pepe let me see let me get the bugs bunny actually
I love the bug bunny me. Hold on.
Ah, it's not going to fit vertically though.
Yeah, let's try this.
It's chungus time man.
Let's add it.
Let's do this.
I think I have one already, but I might as well do it again.
No items match your- what?
How's that possible?
Wrong folder.
There we go.
We got it.
all that bear with me
Perfect!
Oh my god, it's beautiful.
Literally beautiful.
Okay, we'll do that
It's the backup
It's the backup
Big Chungus.
Alright. I'd say that's pretty good. Man, that's pretty good. Alright. Let's
ready up again. I have some cool gear now, too. Which is nice.
It's Chungus time!
Oh, you know it is!
Oh my God, I'm sweating!
I'm gonna turn my camera on in a little bit though.
Like, maybe in like 10 minutes, 15 minutes or so.
Just to give it a chance to cool down.
Okay, let's see. Let's take a look at a loadout.
What do we need?
Add-ons. Oh, I still have this.
Isn't that like busted? Or it's gonna use another one like automatically.
Increases chance of triggering skill check. Uh, what? Why would I want to do that? Increases healing speed by 50%. Let's use that.
Increases healing speed by 25%. I highly absorb them in the pad.
Cool.
Offering. We have like a ton.
Tremendously increases chance of spawning the hatch.
in the Kill Shack.
Okay, cool.
Pretty cool, pretty cool.
Good read.
He really ignored us? What happened?
Oh!
Dude, I was setting up this big Chungus image.
It takes time.
Got to open up Google.
Got to download the image.
OBS is really slow.
Here, let me scroll back.
Big Juxtapen.
Oh, Yuki! Subscribed! Tier 2. What is that?
29 months, let's go. I would do the Mariachi time scene, but...
There's no camera. Oh, let me put Big Chungus in there. Hold on.
We can still do it. One second. We'll get Big Chungus celebrating this.
One second.
Hey! Wow!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Get a big junkie.
It's beautiful! Woo! Okay, let's do it. I hear somebody fixing an engine right now.
I'm gonna try and help them out.
Somebody see me?
Where are they? Oh Lord Jesus. Run?
Run! Who is that?
Hey, you missed. You missed.
Okay, how do you get me there?
No! No!
Run away.
Crawl away crawl. I swear. I swear. Yeah, that's pretty quick. I'm not gonna lie. I
Heard the heartbeat, but I wasn't sure if it was like on me. You know what I mean?
Look look look look we got somebody right there. It's fine. There's somebody right there
Help me help me my savior help me
oh thank you so much oh my god thank you so much oh I feel so good oh yeah give
me those back scratchies get it to me oh yeah oh yeah what you fix this let's go
let's do it we got this ain't nobody gonna challenge us otherwise the face
Just ran!
A big junkies.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Was it not just the stuff?
Okay.
Hold on.
You know how intense it could get.
When I'm in the middle of repairing an engine.
Give me one second.
Yeah!
It's got an intense up here, man.
Whoo
It's hot it's real. Oh job well done
you
you
you
you
you
I'm gonna go back for this one. Wait, where is? Do we not have another teammate? He's gonna go back for this one. Or is he? Let's go!
He doesn't know. He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
He has no idea.
Woo!
Jesus Christ!
Uh, yeah, let's do this.
I was trying to see if I was gonna use my magic trick.
Oh, my bad.
Dang it, can the killer see that? If I mess up?
This is a killer, Ava.
Why are you- Why are you moving?
Oh good, yeah, go for her. It's fine. I'll do this. I'll do this. Why did that happen?
Why did this fully explode? Why did it fully explode? Jesus Christ. Oh, he saw me, he saw
Oh
What I had the perk where I don't get it run just one just run
It's okay. I'll be fine
I'm gonna die huh am I gonna die I missed the sketch check oh thank God it just lowers
Here's your time, right?
The killer can see you on the map when you mess up.
Like in general, right?
I figure.
God damn it.
Help me!
Help me!
Thank you.
Woo!
What is happening?
Thank you man!
Wooohooo!
What is happening? What is this?
Stir, stir, stir, stir.
God damn it! God damn it!
Leave me be- ok good.
Nooo! Leave me be!
I shouldn't have moved you probably would have thought oh you're just gonna stand there, okay?
We go for my life
What is that my second? Oh Jesus. I'm dead. I'm sort of dead
Told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was lucky.
Unfortunate, dude.
Ooh, la la.
Unfortunate.
Holy smokes.
Holy smokes, wakamoli.
Uh, what is this?
All daily rituals have been claimed.
Already?
Hey, that's pretty good though. That's not bad.
Man, we did, um, what do we get? We got a few clutch revives though. That's not bad.
You know what I'm expecting to explode next is my airpods.
Just literally in my ears. Explodes.
Can't handle the heat.
Woof!
Oh my god. It's hot.
Claudette, who's that?
That fall beans, bro. How'd you sneak your way to my lobby? All right, let's get it then
Oh my god, yeah, let's take a look at Twitter see what's trending anything interesting
Oh my god, did you guys see that whole thing about Biden being compared to, you know who?
Because of the lighting at his speech?
I thought that was crazy.
Pilot lands after threatening to crash plane in Mississippi.
What?
Pilot lands after threatening to crash the plane?
We say a plane that was circling over Northern Mississippi and whose pilot had threatened
to crash it into a Walmart store on Saturday landed safely, according to the Associated
Press and the governor announced that the situation has been resolved and that no one
was injured.
What do they promise him?
Gift card at Walmart?
Hey, please, my brother, don't crash into the Walmart and we will give you an unlimited
supply of nacho cheese Doritos. How about that? He literally was like, okay. Okay. Wait, so
did you see it to the man with that lighting on Biden? I'm not gonna lie though. Why would
he do that at night with that lighting? Where's your mind at? Unless you were planning to
use like blue lights also with it to make it like a red white and blue thing
but that was crazy dude. That was like the worst decision.
Oh my god. Dan Schneider's trending yet again. This man can't catch break.
I've been seeing this guy trend all week.
I think he's finally done for.
It's finally all coming out.
Let me take a look at my loadup.
Oh yeah, that's right, I was looking at the offerings.
Mod really increases luck.
Claims the end of this life increases the distance between sacrificial hooks appearing
in the world.
Hey, that's pretty cool.
That's a good one right there.
Okay, what else? Camping kit? I mean, yeah, let's use another one. They're pretty good. They're pretty good.
Um...
Do I need to put any more blood points anywhere? I mean, we can, right?
Get more camping kits? What is this? What is this? Brand new part?
Action is replaced with a install brand-new part.
Installing the brand-new part will automatically repair 15% of the generator over 5 seconds.
Dude, that's crazy. Wait, that's pretty good. Let's go for that.
That's crazy, man. Let's get more medkits.
Level 26.
Oh, we can get another one.
Oh, what's this?
Technician.
You are anti-handling machinery with the greatest care and precision.
The noise is caused by your repairs and their hearing distance are reduced by 8 meters.
Ooh.
Okay.
Wait, that's pretty good.
After performing a rush vault, breaking into a sprint, running speed.
Oh, that was pretty good too, dude.
The rush vault.
Sorry, I didn't ready up.
Oh no, I did ready up. That's not my fault.
So we're fine.
Um, hold on.
Back to the blood blood.
Wait, which one do I want to go for? I can only go for one, huh?
100%? 150% of your normal running speed for a maximum of 3 seconds.
Interesting.
I feel like this one would be good on her, man.
That one would be super good on her.
But I also like this.
You know what?
What the- God damn!
Give me a second!
Give me a second!
That's one of the best ones.
Wait, which one?
You know why Dan Schneider's trending.
Ha ha ha, dude.
What other reason would Dan Schneider be trending if not, like, literally the only reason?
Ha ha ha.
That he trends.
He's only got one reason to trend.
It's crazy.
But recently there was an article that came out.
So it's even more public now, that's why.
It's getting a lot more tension, as opposed to like just some viral tweets.
I think it was Insider, Insider wrote a little piece.
Because you're such a nice guy!
Wait, uh, stealth, which perk were you talking about by the way?
The Vault 1 or the repair one?
I think the Vault 1 is like pretty good because as you're running away and stuff,
that speed would give me a chance to just constantly do that over and over, right?
Is there a cooldown period for that?
Can I just keep vaulting over things and getting that speed?
Man when I'm a killer I feel like I go up against people with that all the time the thing means
And that's how they're able to like just run around in circles
I'm never able to catch them the vault one right. Oh dude. Okay. Yeah, I can get that one after this one
Oh, it's so hot. It's so hot
Yeah, I know the repair one is pretty good, too. I don't think I'll be able to get it. It's like a one one thing only
I'll start with a ball. I'm sure it'll pop up somewhere else as that level up
Follow me it's like we all know why I'm gonna use the right back. Yeah, I don't know about that
Raccoon City wait, I've never been here before
This is the first time I'm on this map. That's pretty cool
Whoa!
This is pretty cool, dude!
I like it!
Oh, there's a generator right here!
Okay!
Let's do it!
You want to jump on this with me?
Hey, buddy!
Hey, buddy!
Come on!
Somebody's getting attacked!
You're- you're gonna run away?
That's not cool, dude.
not cool but and then does that Jesus Christ oh if that do with the knives
should we run are we gonna run okay we're running we're running gotta get out of
He's dead, he's doodled.
Where's he going?
He's going up the stairs?
OK, this is actually like the worst spot to be in.
He's going to see me.
He's totally going to see me.
He's going to come back here, right?
He didn't see me.
He didn't see me.
He saw me.
He saw me.
He saw me.
He saw me.
He saw me.
Maybe not maybe not maybe not maybe not oh my god he really didn't see me
dude that's insane don't panic I'm I'm here let's go
oh sheesh this reminds me of a Halloween hornites let's lay out
Oh dude, this is so cool though.
Man, speaking of Halloween hornites, I want to go so bad this year.
I want to go so, so bad.
You have no idea.
I'm really tempted.
I can fix this one.
Damn, that dude died real quick.
I think for howling hornites they're gonna do the same thing like the uh what is it
the purge. For that little tour bus thing. Oh, that looks so cool. I want to be immersed.
I love all the spooky aspects. I think I'm going to be able to get this one. I'm sure
He doesn't even know how to get in here.
Oh, they're over there. Yeah, they're pretty far away. I think I got this.
Wait, what's Fallen Bean doing?
You fixing an engine, dude?
What was that noise?
God.
That's definitely the noise I'm going to make when I'm getting stabbed.
Woohoo!
Okay, run.
Time to go.
What is everybody ate?
Is this like a, can I go through here?
No?
Top locked off.
Ooh, we got another engine fix.
Let's go.
That was Fallen Beads. Okay, good, good, good, good.
Uh, I don't even know how to get out of here.
Alright, Fallen Beads, we got a decision to make.
We go help this dude.
Or we just focus on the engines.
We got three more to do.
Wee!
Ah!
He's probably getting camped.
Not gonna be able to do anything about it.
he sees me no he's upstairs i don't know how to get up there is there stairs oh shoot oh
shoot i was over here i got you i i don't got you okay somebody else is
You're dead!
You're slas!
You're slas!
Okay, no lie though. This is like probably the worst map for that dude to be in. Right?
Oh, shoot!
Because of all the corners and stuff?
Oh my god, did I do a thing?
I think I did a thing
That's kind of rude
Ouchies oh, you know he's mad dude. He had to hit me again. You know he's mad
Have you tried out the strange things killer Demogorgon?
Haha, yeah, I don't like it.
No, you know what? It's not that bad.
I just haven't played it enough to really know how to utilize it.
But it's not that bad. It's not that bad.
At the beginning, I really did hate it though.
Because I didn't know how to play him or anything like that.
Woo! Nice rescue. Nice rescue.
I'm just following you. Here, should we go like right here?
I think we're good here, dude.
Maybe not.
No!
He's really gonna chase us?
Oh!
Okay.
Run.
No!
Why did he have to use the bow?
You don't want to use your knives!
You really don't want to use your knives!
So stupid.
I would have kept running if I known he was just following that one pathway.
That's crazy.
He's gonna camp me.
Oh, so stupid.
He's really gonna camp me, huh?
No, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it, no, he's just gonna take you down.
And now I'm dead.
Man, our other six teammates were useless.
They died instantly, dude.
Holy moly.
That's crazy.
Woo!
He's hot.
I will stop if there is one thing that I know stay in a little bit of a while.
Unbelievable.
Literally, unbelievable.
Well, we did pretty good though.
Like, not horrible, anyway.
It could have gone way worse.
I know that.
It could have gone much worse.
Woof!
And I didn't get my loadout.
Dude, I swear, I probably would have done so much better with this.
Uh, you know what? I'm gonna get that thing.
No! I can't get it!
Ah, it's so annoying.
Alright, I'll grab this stuff.
Maybe we'll see it again somewhere.
Brand new part. What is this?
Let's get the brand new part.
And what's this?
Tremendously increase the chance of being sent to...
without being burnt.
This is the dookie stuff.
We're just clearing the dookie stuff.
What else?
Ooh, what's this?
Each time a generator is completed, Darksense activates...
Oh, I think I need that.
Don't I?
Let's see, my loadout?
Oh, never mind, I don't...
Oh yeah, I do use it.
Darksense.
Uh, wait, what am I gonna replace?
Alert, your Q-Sense are higher alert. When the killer performs a break action, the killer is revealed to you for 5 seconds.
I mean, that's been pretty useful to me.
You are fueled by unexpected energy when saving an ally. Keep their endurance status back for extra...
Survivors you unhook. Keep their endurance.
Keep their endurance movement speed. So this is like...
Okay, I see, I see.
Helping others heighten your morale. When you rescue a survivor from a hook, gain 100% speed increase.
While healing others.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
Looks pretend that each time the generator is completed.
Uh, the killer is revealed to you.
No, I don't think I need this one, honestly.
I mean, versus...
Let's do this one.
Yeah, let's do the vault, and then...
Your Q-Senses are heightened. We get the rescue power here.
Let's do that. And for the Blood Web, I mean, we don't really have a reason not to get this, I guess.
Unless there's something else somewhere.
Grandma's cookbook tremendously increases the chances of being sent to...
I mean, we might as well just get this, in case I ever want to go back to it.
And just get a bunch of other random stuff.
No need to read.
No need to read.
Do you have the decisive strike?
I don't think I do.
Let me take a look.
I don't think I do.
That's one that I gotta get to.
No, I don't think I do.
But I will do this one instead now.
With this.
I wanna try it.
And then what's this?
Increase the toolbox sabotage speed by 15%.
Oh, sabotaging.
Perents killer from being notified when sabotaging a hook.
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
Ooh, wait, that's pretty cool.
Should I do that?
Let's try that!
Hey, I'm ready to go!
What's this?
Calls on the enemy to create two more chests.
Sure...
Tremendously increases the chances of being sent to Red Forest.
Oh my...
Go!
Let's do the luck thing.
For now...
Man, I have so many blood points, look at that.
What? I was busy. I was doing something. I was busy. What is this? I mean, it doesn't
hurt to have like more perks you know. Available. Sponge? Oh, anti-hemorrhage syringe. Noice.
What is this? This is not happening. Perform your best when you are under extreme pressure.
Ooh, sounds pretty good, too.
Oh my god, I think I gotta get another drink.
It's literally too hot.
Like, I don't even know what will cool me off either.
In general, you know.
Hey, alright well let's see is there any new um we got the hash vault redeems how
many more oh three new ones alright okay hold on oh get the milk yeah I don't
about that. I don't know about that. I am however obtaining a cheese stick.
Because they're delicious.
Ugh.
I love it.
Dude, I love cheesesteaks.
Kinda water.
Woo!
Alright, I'll try the codes after this match, by the way.
Ugh.
Alright, let's get it!
We got this!
My camera might be...
...functionable...
...after this match too.
Let's do it!
Sneaky, sneaky does it!
Hey, where you going?
Where you going?
Install a brand new part.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, let's go!
Let's go!
I didn't know I had to do that. That's crazy.
Oh, but now it's going heck of slow. Yeah, help me out!
Ha ha ha!
Dude, I can't wait to try the, uh, the bolt thing.
Ooooooh! Again, there! Come on!
We got this!
We got this! Yeah, I know they, they literally did.
One minute it was like...
Hey, let's get it
Next thing you know they're acting like they didn't even know me
They're like, oh see you oh
My god, it's Michael Myers. Wait, do we get it? Oh, we got it. Let's go. I
Heard the music. I heard the Michael Myers music game. Oh
This map is really cool, too. I like the aesthetic of it
Hey, let's go on the back see if we can find a generator
Oh, he's over there.
And I hear a generator somewhere over here.
Okay, there's one over here.
I got you!
Let's do this!
Fast, fast, fast!
Oh no!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
Commit!
I'm gonna eat some apple later!
I'm gonna eat some rum!
You gon' get twerked on!
You gon' want this booty!
You gon' want this booty!
This booty ain't gonna work until you get it!
Where you going this morning?
This morning I'm going to go on this morning.
Man, how long is it taking you to heal yourself?
Bruh.
Bruh. That's impu- there's no way it's taking that long.
There's literally no way of taking that long. Oh my god, okay, never mind.
It's good this way.
You're now you're fixed. Oh, there's generator over here. Let's fix it. I got
my trusty old toolbox. Or you know what? Man, I didn't even try unhooking anything.
Fix it up, fix it in. Oh yeah!
Oh wait, are you able to infinitely kill yourself? I didn't know that. As that girl.
Hmm. Yeah, I don't know if they're worth rescuing.
That was close, I almost lost that one up.
Okay, doing pretty good.
Doing pretty good.
Uh-oh, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in.
I'll take the heat. I'll take the heat.
Recover. Recover.
I'll take the heat, man.
Commit.
Wait, I'll fix it. I'll fix it.
We got this.
I'm gonna go save the other person.
I don't know if I'll be able to get there in time.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
Live.
Live.
Live.
Oh my god, I'm here now!
I was just there, man.
I was literally just there.
We just have to wait two more seconds!
Literally like 0.2 seconds, and then we're good to go.
Oh my god, but literally, the boys on Amazon?
to your show. Literally a top tier show.
Balmain is dead. Balmain said, I ain't going out like this.
And then they went out like that.
So now, I just gotta find the hatch, huh?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it. Uh-oh, crow!
Where'd the hatch at?
Always over there.
Hehehehehe.
Did he find the hatch? Is that why?
Can't I just open this door?
Aren't I allowed to do that once it reaches...
No?
I would still have to fix the generators?
Dude, that is so stupid.
Okay, it's all up to the hatch.
If I could find it.
Is this the hatch?
Where would it be?
You think it's going to be in the center of the map?
Would it be down low?
Would it ever be in a basement?
No, I got the unlimited heal perk.
It takes much longer to heal with.
Oh, really?
That's crazy, dude.
Collect it.
And then do the ting.
Just so I can stop moaning.
Moaning all over the place.
Noice.
Alright.
Oh shoot.
Alright. Oh shoot. Please tell me you didn't see me.
Please tell me you didn't see me. I don't think he saw me.
The problem is, there's no hatch on this side of the map. So we have to go in.
Alexa stop. I'm talking to you. Sheesh.
Is that the hatch?
Is that the hatch?
Sneaky cousin, sneaky cousin, come on, what a hatchet, what a hatchet, should I just try
my luck by fixing these things?
That doesn't make sense right?
It's better to just like, try and find the hatch.
I did it.
Escape, baby!
That's what I'm talking about!
Oh my God, easy peasy.
Easy-peasy, man!
Jesus Christ!
All right, I told you it would be worth it.
I knew it! So now I know what the hatch looks like, like a thousand percent.
See, I wasn't like certain certain.
I thought it would just be the the thing where you have to open it. I
Didn't know I didn't know it's gonna already be open for you
Whoo, that was pretty good, dude, that's a good game
That dude had no idea where I was he must have been scratching his head dude going
Literally that whole time
All right
We got one more. Let's go one more in
I'll finish up the cheese stick. I'm gonna turn on my camera for the last one
Man, this is a really good cheese stick
Not gonna lie, it's pretty good
I know that feeling though as a killer
When there's like only one more up you doing so well and then they just escape
It's one of the most annoying things
All right, I'll do my cover work
I think it's working!
Like the Lord Jesus.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm like, Big Jungus, get out of here!
The Big Jungus meme.
Oh yeah, now!
Woo!
It's a little update.
It's still hot.
It is still hot.
Damn, I gotta put my camera focus.
Hello.
and reset the settings. There we go. Alright, let's get this last game, see if we can all
survive. As for, that'd be pretty epic. Since we haven't done it yet. It'd be pretty nice.
I'm not gonna lie. Man, but we did get that one win though! We got that one win!
Got that one win it feels pretty good
Feels pretty good
My goodness
hmm
Dude that was most epic cheese stick that I've had in a while
It tastes so good. I don't know why but it just tastes so good in this heat. Oh
I can't wait to shower after this
Drenched in sweat luckily in my essentially gym clothes
I'll take it
It do be some 20 work out here
It's gonna take forever for this room to cool up again once I put the AC back on
It's gonna take so long
Because this place is like basically an insulator where it just traps the heat oh
Hence why by the way that you don't see Luna. Oh speaking of what we got to do the other codes, right?
Was it three more codes?
That was where it is.
Oh, I hear a saying, oh shoot, does that hurt?
Dude, he started to spring towards me and I got worried.
We're sabotaging it.
I don't care.
I will go to every single hook, if need be.
Wait, is that even possible?
What if everybody carried around a toolbox and we're just unhooking things?
Uh-oh.
I'm not gonna lie, that's creepy.
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Run!
Wait, did I unhook this?
How come it's back up?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Take that.
Oh, does it just like, release?
Uh, let's do this.
Did I get it?
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it.
I didn't get it.
Did I get it? I didn't get it? Hey, there we go.
Hehehehehe, run! Trust me, you're gonna wanna run.
I promise you, you're gonna wanna run.
Wait, I think she's over there.
Spooky just sabotage all the hooks do the they automatically go back up because how did that hook go back up?
You guys saw me sabotage it. I feel like that was way too fast, right?
for to have automatically like
Just go back
It's good bad, it's good doodle like a little poodle
I swear, I haven't seen one generator so far.
Where are they at?
Other than the ones that I fixed.
Got one.
Ah, I can't dismantle this.
My toolbox is done for.
Where are the chests at?
Okay, they're pretty far away from me.
So, is this...
Oh, this is a generator.
Dude.
real creepy spot real dark spot can you see it
yeah let's get these skill checks dude this is a really cool map
oh she hears me she's gonna come over here oh good you're killing somebody else
They're literally killing somebody else man. I'll take it after a cool down. Yeah, oh, okay. That's probably why them
Halfway there come on come on come on. Is that our strategy? She's just getting people down
Follow me. Let's go help them out. I'm halfway on the one of the engines
halfway
60% easy
Unless you're fixing one right now too.
Then we'd be down two.
Which is not that bad.
Damn they're dead already.
Holy smokes that was fast.
Yeah I know.
Score!
Killing them!
Listen as long as it's not me, I'm down to find another hatch.
But I am doing my objectives okay.
I fixed one engine already and I'm trying to fix one right now.
Ah, I think they're coming this way.
Oh, they're right there.
Oh, shoot.
It's not gonna be good.
Okay, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Please, no, please, no, please, no.
Let's just start bolting it.
Are they behind me?
That's the music.
Are they behind me?
No!
How'd you do that?
Oh, that's so stupid.
Why can't I-
Ugh, the freaking vent was blocking me!
Ugh, oh, it's a hatchet lady!
Oh, dude.
Ugh, I was doing so good on them.
Okay, where the phone needs at?
Dude, that's crazy.
But I take one chance... to leave.
I might...
Unless you wanna save me? Save me.
Never mind. Run!
I appreciate it, but run!
They're gonna come this way.
Vault them up. Oh, shoot.
Yeah, what if we do this?
What if we do this? Okay. Unless they hear me, right?
Oh, I'm making too much noise. I'm making way too much noise.
Here, let's leave. Let's leave. Since they're distracted with one person.
Can I hide behind this thing?
They're camping them! They're camping them!
Give me one second. I'm gonna go over there. Just give me one second. I hear her singing and she's she's right here. Oh
shoot. Oh mother Teresa. Oh
That was close. Oh
You missed. I'm out of there sprint 150% speed. You can't catch me
I'm too fast. Too clean.
Bruh. Save yourself
Save yourself! Oh man, I'm out of here. It's time to bug you.
Crawl! Crawl! Crawl! Crawl! Crawl! Crawl!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
It's the Dad of Skadoodle! It's the Dad of Skadoodle!
There's one person up, and they might be able to help me. Uh-oh.
Uh oh, uh oh, wait, they're not gonna know where I am.
Fallenbeads made it out!
Oh my god, that's amazing.
They're not gonna know where I am.
They're not gonna know where I am.
Right here is the perfect spot.
Woo!
Let's see, no, they got Fallenbeads down again.
Dang it.
I really pray that, uh, here let me do the recovery, I guess.
One person's over here! That's the other teammate!
Let's go!
I'm trying to speed up the recovery right now.
Oh, let's go.
Ooh, they're pretty far away too.
Okay.
Okay.
What did you do?
Bruh, you really messed up that single-
The one time.
You messed up a skill check.
We're totally dead, dude.
The killer can see that, right?
What are you doing? Why are you moving?
Why are you moving?
You want to heal me? Heal me.
Oh my God!
I got hit with a hatchet, dude.
Oh, here's a...
Then literally right in my temple.
Why he won't pull me, the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in it
Jesus Christ!
Why are you hovering over me?
Huh?
Leave me be!
Heh heh heh heh heh
And why are you doing that?
No, he got hit! Wait, I might still be able to find a hatch.
I believe. If he gets hooked and he dies...
Oh, I don't think he's gonna die fast enough, huh?
Where did she get hooked?
Let's get that asca doodle. Let's get that asca doodle.
What the?! Ha ha ha!
No! He found me! God damn it!
No! I feel so good!
Dang it!
Dude, I was doing so good, man.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Sweaty work out here.
Dude, do we see some sweaty work?
Jesus Christ.
But not bad. That was a pretty good game.
The map was nice.
I'd say that was pretty close.
We made some pretty good plays, too.
Decent teammates.
I think the first one just left.
Because I think he only got hooked like once, no?
All of a sudden, he was dead. Went straight to the other side. Literally straight over there. Crazy.
Oh, look at that! Very close to the other threshold, by the way, of adding more money to Lunar Cache Vault.
Okay, but, that being said... Uh... Oof, I got a P. Might have time for one more if it's fast. I don't know, though.
I don't know though. These games usually take like about 10 minutes, right?
10-15 minutes. I think I could do one last one then in that case.
Since they take that long. Let me see what my loadout is.
Uh, Toolbox. I still want the Toolbox.
Dude, the vault thing really worked out, man. When I did my vault,
I was just like... and I was able to make that rescue.
Clean. Uh, let's see. One of these.
Ah, I really like that thing. That was so good.
What else? Eliminate skill checks...
While repairing the toolbox. Oh, that's awesome!
Um, what about this? Increase the toolbox for spare- repair speed? Perfect. Done.
Alright, that's ready up. I think I have time for one more.
As I wipe off more sweat.
Ugh! And, uh, let me go pee.
As I get ready for this one. I'll be right back.
Oh my god, it's like paradise in the other room compared to this room too.
That's crazy.
Alright.
Ready to go.
Let's do it.
It's too bad they don't allow you to do like any Fortnite dances.
How was I able to turn?
Dude, how was I able to turn like that?
Where did I click?
I don't even know where I clicked!
How was I able to turn like that?
Damn.
Ugh!
Eugh!
So hot.
It's so hot.
Phew!
My goodness.
Well, any more code redeems?
Everybody wanna get their code in for the Luna prize vault?
Before we end things off.
Oh, mama.
Oh, Dragon Tide's gonna do it.
Alright, alright.
Let's see what kind of guesses you're gonna pull up
John Wick needs to be in the game, I mean fair
We got into a match though, so
I'll do those codes in a second. How many do we got four codes to enter? Oh, listen. We're halfway there
Five more code redeems and I'll add more money to the Luna Price Vault.
Which, man, it's stacking, dude. It's stacking with cash right now.
If you guys want to add some more.
Like I said, whoever gets the lucky code that cracks it, it's going to be real happy with the cash.
Oh my god, it's a dead body. We don't want to end up like her.
Why do we hear Hoppy?
Are they below me?
That's right.
That's what's really good about a thing, man.
You can move at the same speed while walking, or like a faster speed anyway.
Which is really nice.
So let's do that.
Oh, we're looking around for an engine.
I'm here in a heartbeat.
I kind of want to have these down already so that, oh, but then he can just break them, huh?
Okay, let's not do that.
Well, let's fix this.
Uh, toolbox repair.
DO IT!
Okay, good. He's decently far away.
Decently.
And I have my thing that eliminates skill checks, right?
Oh no! But it's done.
Just like that. It's over.
But I might be able to get this.
Ooh!
Ooh! That one's pretty good.
Where is everybody else? What are they doing?
They fixing some engines? Nobody's gotten hit yet.
Looks pretty cool.
Is that a person? What is that?
Was that a crow?
Oh, nice! We got one! Okay!
A, this might be a four-man survivor type game.
We got one so far. Oh!
We're about to get two.
And hopefully three with somebody else.
Okay, still pretty far away from me. Nice!
Dude, we all managed to get one, I think. Let's see.
I'm about to finish mine up.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
There are two engines.
Let's go.
With nobody hit, nobody getting on a hook.
That's pretty good.
I do want to know where the hatch is just in case.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Where?
Where?
Over here.
Oh shoot.
Is that them?
Oh shoot.
Over here. Oh shoot. Is that them?
They're on that side.
Which side are you on?
I need to chillax for a little bit.
I don't want to expose my- We're doing so good.
We're doing so good, man.
We got momentum.
Let's go get these last two. Is that one over there? No, that one's fixed, right?
Okay. I think so, right? When all the lights are on. Is that a person? Spawn Beans. Where's
the bit? Oh, they're over there. Okay. Let's go this way. Sprint this way. Try and find
an engine. Hey, it's a TV. No engines? Ooh, but there's this. Let's go. I need myself
Have a little chest. Be something good.
Well, we keep an eye out.
What's that? Is that an arm?
Oh my god, it's a map? Wait, what does that mean?
He reveals things, right?
I can't see.
What is he revealing?
Am I losing it?
I'm not seeing anything.
Did I just get scammed?
Or was the map at?
Uh-oh.
How do I use this?
What? What on Earth?
Dude.
Most useless map.
Holy Christ.
It's supposed to reveal chests and stuff like that.
Yeah, I know.
Not a single thing got revealed, though.
I didn't see any generators. Dude, I can't even find where the other generator is.
Unless we're camping it. Let's go. Somebody got it, at least.
I see falling beans over there.
Pull down. You can pull this down.
Lord Jesus Christ. Of course.
Are they following you? Oh, boy.
I don't want to be the one that dies.
I don't want to be the one that dies.
Please please please.
This is gonna work.
This is gonna work.
This has to work.
Hey hey hey hey hey hey.
Let's go!
You have to be in a more specific zone for it to work like radius you mean that's what I figured but
Dude, nothing was popping up. Okay. The good news is
They're like around there somewhere, but I think we can leave
safely do this like
Sorry to say but this is like a really bad killer. Oh my god. He really did run past me. That's so funny
Are the generators down low is that why I
Mean we only need one more right
Oh, that one's fixed. Oh, shoot.
Where are they?
I can't see.
Do we only need one more for this four-man?
I don't want to be part of it.
Where are they?
I don't know where-
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh, shoot. Never mind.
They didn't see me. Okay, can we go to the other one? Is there only one or is there two?
Let's try and see if there's one on the opposite end.
Oh, shoot!
Wait, so they opened the door?
There's one on the opposite end. Let's go.
Right? I could open this, right?
Let's go.
Hahahaha!
Please let me live!
Oh, this is gonna be so cool. I think we're about to get a 4-man for our last game.
That's not bad, dude.
Let's go, let's go!
We did it!
They're coming, they're on their way!
Let's go!
Change!
Do we do this?
Do we do this?
As they're...
...befounded?
Do we do a little bit of this?
Oh man, the four man escaped.
No?
They're not gonna come over here?
Oh, Jesus. Let's do it!
Woo!
The 4-man escape!
For the last game is not bad.
Oh, everyone did really good, dude.
Everyone was, like, sneaky.
Fixing their engines.
Let's go!
Ooh, that man.
GGs.
Fallen Beans. GGs.
That was a good one, dude.
Damn.
We got some blood points for that one.
Killer didn't get any of us once yeah, I know I was seen once, but I was I managed to escape
Hide in a locker for like 10 seconds, and I don't know what was going on with them, dude
They were just they're like
What?
But who knows I'll take it before man escape is always fun to do but uh
And unfortunately, that's gonna be it for today's livestream.
I'm gonna leave you guys with a re-broadcast if you're new and you're watching.
I put up a re-broadcast so that you can continue to stack up channel points that you are earning
automatically just by watching the channel that you could use for in real life items,
redeems for this channel.
If you haven't already, check out the redeems of the channel.
You could even things as big as a PlayStation 5 Xbox, $100 Amazon gift card, and then
some mid stuff like gaming snacks if you want to get 40 bags of Doritos, cases of Pepsi,
Reese's Cup, Sour Patch Kids, all those things, and then of course all the other redeems that
you could do, like Luna Prize Vault for instance, um, but yeah, let's go ahead and uh, wait
do we have? Did I do them? I can't tell if I did any of the guesses. Did I do these
He's already?
I don't remember.
Let's do them real quick.
Just in case.
Ba-ba-da-ba!
The last set of codes!
All right, let's see.
We got six, seven, 11.
Six, nine, nine, zero.
Six, five, two, one.
Six, eight, two, two.
6 9 3 6
Oh, none of those work, which means the cash
Still up for grabs y'all
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Bye-bye!
What's up, what's up guys? How's it going? How's it going? Oh?
My goodness dude, I am ready to dive into some in sound mine
In sound mine is gonna be crazy apparently
Who's this guy who's this guy just coming in?
Bam
We'll put the band
Hey, I'm a bam
You know, it's funny it says I'm unable to ban
It's very strange good work good work twitch
God any who yeah in sound mine is
what I'm gonna be playing today and
And from what I understood, it was a little bit of horror, a little bit of problem-solving and all that.
Luna knows what's up. Luna knows, Luna knows. Maybe I'm unable to do it from, like, the, you know, try this way.
Oh, there we go. Now it worked.
I wasn't able to do it from like the pop-out chat feature. That's why because I usually have my chat popped out.
Luna, Luna, I'm sorry I don't have any treats for you today. You're gonna have to deal with a no treat stream.
It is what it is. Sorry I don't have any for you. I know. I didn't mean to not have any. I just don't have any.
So, next time, next time, but I will say that I am going to be playing this game with a controller!
Uh-oh! Should we just get it started?
Okay, first of all, the A button is a little in a different spot than I'm used to.
ABXY? Is that how it normally is? I guess so, like the traditional controller.
I'm used to the Nintendo Switch, so let's try it out, man. Let's do it.
Okay, new game.
Do we have to click?
What do we click?
A or B?
Because none of them is working.
Why?
I can move around?
But A is not working for some reason.
None of the buttons are working.
Hello?
weird too because I can do this I can move around the menu but that's about it
I clicked every single button on the controller you're kidding me can I do
this can I do that maybe this is part of the game maybe I'm supposed to figure
it out is there some way I'm supposed to figure this out dude I'm telling
you hold on maybe I can play like without okay select game difficulty
difficulty. But now I can't move up and down. That's what's so weird. A casual
experience focused on story and atmosphere. A balanced experience, same story,
more action. Does that mean more action? A true survival horror for experienced
players
okay
hold up the
Man the controller is not working
Let me connect it again. Let me turn off and turn on maybe it had too much of a time out
Bro, I'm excited to try out the controller so it better work
It's literally the whole reason I got this dude I
Kind of want to see the story. Yeah, same. I
Just want to I just kind of want the story in the atmosphere
So I want it more casual, you know?
Since that's the whole reason I'm playing this game.
Story here is really good.
Like, what's the difference? What kind of difficulty would it give me?
As far as, like, what the puzzles that they're going to present to me?
Like, the challenges?
Because then, I'd rather just do easy.
I don't want to, like, brainstorm the whole time.
You know what I mean? I want to get the feel of the story.
I don't want it to be too easy to where it's just like I'm watching a movie here, although that's not a
Bad thing. Okay. It's still not working. Dude. What the freak here Luna cam for a second. Let's take a look at the
Bluetooth I mean it is connected, but how am I supposed to use it? Isn't it just supposed to be automatic? I
Know I might have to play without a controller. It's so sad
Yeah, it's connected.
I mean, dude.
Should I restart the game and try?
Let's restart the game now that I have the controller available.
It might just do it that way.
I mean, it's not like I clicked anything, right?
There was no settings or anything.
So let's let's try it this way.
But it's not even full screen.
Feel free to use any footage or screen catchers of this game in live streaming and let's play
videos music included.
Oh.
Okay, so look, eh?
No, it's still not working.
Settings?
That's super annoying.
Let's go to settings, maybe controls.
control on invert access I guess because it knows oh this is a PC game that's why
it's a PC game it's not a it's not controller or show controller layout
Bruh. Oh X. Well X is to use. But it's usually A, A or B I guess. I mean that's
exactly what I have so...
Why won't it work? Man that's disappointing. I don't get it. And now
Now what's funny too is once I use my mouse, which by the way, I don't know why this isn't
full screen.
Once I use my mouse, it doesn't even...oh but now it's doing this again.
Ah, so yeah, we'll do easy...can we do this?
What's QE?
Why doesn't it work?
Maybe it'll work in-game, you think?
I guess I could try, there's no, there's no risk trying it in-game, right?
Well, before I do that, actually...
How do I get full screen? Where'd that go?
Window? Jesus Christ.
Full screen, baby.
Or maybe there's an option here?
Apply changes.
No, I feel like it would be in the other one, right?
I mean, either way, I might have to use the keyboard and mouse,
if this doesn't work.
Camera sensitivity, aim toggle, sprint toggle, off.
Oh, that's the turn it off?
Oh, toggle. Never mind, never mind.
So there's no options, huh?
Okay, okay. I mean, okay. It is what it is.
We'll go back. We'll start a new game.
And I'll try to use it.
We'll test it out, we'll see, we'll see.
I'm a little bummed because like dude,
it's literally the whole reason I got the controller.
I guess I'm gonna have to return it
if it doesn't work because in theory it should work, right?
In theory, I'm gonna blame the controller not the game
as of right now.
But yeah, how was everyone's night going so far?
Morning, daytime, whatever time zone it is.
Hopefully everyone's doing good.
and create stuff against you.
Modus. Modus TM.
Minecraft realm I'm in got hacked and the mod is nothing right now.
Curiosity killed the cat.
I killed the cat.
Curiosity only brought her to me.
Ohhhh.
Kill the Olsutzi.
Kill the cat.
You know a reference that is, by the way?
It's the Schrödinger's cat.
He didn't know.
Quantum physics.
That's how quantum physics was essentially born.
The theory, the idea,
was through the example of Schrödinger's cat.
I'm just saying and the curiosity part is because when you look inside of the box
I mean before you even do anything. Yeah, let's see if I can move
It's not working move look around it wants me to use the
It wants me to use maybe if I disconnect
My keyboard it'll work
But then I'd have to do the same for the mouse and that just doesn't make sense to me dude
That's so stupid
Oh, sorry. The frustration is unreal.
Unreal.
Anyways, back to shorting this cat.
Basically, um...
Here, might as well move this forward.
Basically, before you look inside of the box, there's a cat inside of the box.
There's a timed...
a timed poison that...
gets released inside of the box.
You don't know the timing of it or anything like that.
So the cat lives in limbo, meaning you don't know if it's dead or alive.
But if you look inside of the box you confirm whatever it is
Do the set the sensitivity on this is insane by the way, let's
wousers
God damn, maybe I'm just so used to like the first person shooters, but god damn dude. It's still super fast
What the zero? How about zero there we go
Maybe because my internal DPI is already like really high. I don't really need it. That's a little too slow
But I don't I don't need it that high
Let's try that
That's good
That's good. That's smooth. We're looking for smooth here. What's this?
Look around I mean that's what I did no
It wants me to identify this or what?
What does it want me to do I mean let's get out of here right man, I'm so sad that I can't play this on controller
Guess we pick up this.
Should I Google it real fast?
I feel like I should Google it if I'm gonna commit to a controller because I don't even know what I'm gonna do for a future
reference, right?
Like how am I gonna play other games if I can't use this controller?
How to use Luna controller in PC games?
Like why wouldn't it work?
The Lunar Controller supports offline gameplay on PC, Mac, and Android, offline gameplay over
USB, and Bluetooth.
What?
And Bluetooth on iOS isn't supported, so you can't do it on iOS.
Goddamn, that's good to know.
That's useless then.
How do I play games with a Lunar Controller?
Make sure you're compatible, press the hold action.
The controller is now discoverable.
All things, it's like already connected as you saw because I was able to scroll through
the menu and stuff.
Yeah, the controller is called Luna from Amazon.
I wouldn't buy it, it doesn't work.
At least for me anyway.
The home and microphone buttons can function as a home and search to learn how to disable
functions.
I mean, yeah, it's already, it's technically connected, dude.
But the game doesn't... why wouldn't the game understand that that's what I have?
I find that really stupid.
Sorry, it's just...
How does that make sense?
Maybe because I bought it on Steam?
Maybe it's the game issue?
It could be, right?
Ugh!
It's frustrating because it's literally the whole reason why I bought this.
Hmm...
Well, let me turn it off so it doesn't waste the battery.
You think it's this game?
I guess the real way to know is to play Sekiro, right?
Sekiro is literally like, it doesn't even want to show me this, where it shows me like the keyboard actions and stuff.
I'll definitely know through Sekiro.
Okay.
Moving along, sorry about that.
Uh, notice, catastrophe, forget everything.
Life as you know it is now out of the window.
All indicators are indicating stay inside.
Ooh la la.
Space, toggle text.
Oh. In case you couldn't read it.
In case you couldn't read it. Why does that show like an eye button?
Time and space.
Okay.
So far so good.
Is this kind of like back rooms?
Interact with a locked object.
It's locked. There's a keyhole.
Find out what's going on inventory.
Okay, I mean, we got this bluge of colors right on the ground.
Do we go into it?
Plus one hundred.
What does that mean? Is that my health?
Whoa.
Whoa.
Trippy, man.
It's a dose of LSD crawling through my feet
Why would want me to sprint am I supposed to run away from something
What's this
Please don't scare me. I just want to know about the story. I don't want to be scared. How do I open up my um?
I'm not supposed to do just run through
Need to escape
Wait, maybe I'm supposed to run I sprint until
Until what
Okay, no my health is going down dude, so let's go this way instead
It's too dark in here. You can't see anything.
Workroom. Is there a light switch?
Light switch? Light switch?
It's locked. There's a keyhole.
How do I get over there?
There was something in that room. This one?
Bro, if there is, I literally can't see anything.
I'm not getting any indicators either, like as if I'm supposed to grab some.
But it's so dark in this little area over there.
There are key around here.
What was that?
Oh, maybe we go here.
Looks fragile.
What does that mean?
Can we bonk it?
Can we move it?
with something with something I see I see oh hold on okay let's get up here oh
oh we got a flashlight that's good that's good hopefully doesn't run out of
batteries what else can we grab now we can see okay it wants us to grab
something that we could bonk that gate with but what is there nothing I could
grab so far maybe it's in another room how do I get my health back by the way
oh what's this hello wait was that chair always there I don't think that chair
was always there. That's a little freaky. I don't know what that noise was, but god
name. Spooky. Oh. Sheesh. The work room. Work it. Do I have to go in? Dude, it's dark
Even with the flashlight man
Yeah, yeah
We got the key you are here
So what is there we have oh, so that's the elevator hallway
Oh, yeah
What is this? Oh batteries batteries for the flashlight
Good to know. Good to know.
Anything else we can use?
Anything we can use in here?
I can process and assemble something here.
Yeah, we totally can.
What can we assemble?
This workbench is available to all tenants.
No outside users allowed.
No outside use allowed.
Management is not responsible for any injury.
You might inflict on yourself.
We say please do not take any tools outside of this room. What if I won?
What if I do?
Bro, what's gonna happen if I do? Okay, let's go. Let's get asked to do it. I guess we got a key
It's good enough for now. All right
Service hallway
Yeah, I know there's a keyhole
Select item. Oh
It was already selected it was pre-selected so I didn't know
Right, so I better not run out of this flashlight.
How do I... okay, there we go.
I was about to say how do I turn it off.
Battery!
Perfect.
Ooh, we could use that?
Oh god, don't do that to me.
Don't do it to me.
Gas leaks are hazardous to your health.
If you smell, see or hear a gas leak coming from the boiler room, leave immediately
and notify me.
Super intended.
Bro, where the super intended at, though?
How am I supposed to know where they are?
Can I go in here?
What was this?
Basement rules and regulations. Basement is open 24 hours for residents only.
No guests allowed.
Building is not responsible for anything left in your pockets and ruined in the laundry.
Revenge tools must remain in the workroom.
Anything left or forgotten in the basement will still be where you left it when you come back.
Good to know, good to know.
Battery!
Did we click the button?
It's for the elevator, huh?
What's in here?
Am I really going to be stopped by this tape?
I guess we're supposed to...
Oh!
Oh!
Don't you dare do that to me!
Fix the elevator.
Oh, God.
I can't pick it up or anything get in get get out get in get out whatever it is I didn't
want to get squished. Okay. Oh, but this room's open now. Don't think we need a
flashlight. Battery. Hey, we got a fuse. That's for the elevator. It's not gonna
like squish me, right? And then some of the washers have been short circuiting
Fortunately, the fuses they have are universal still if they catch up nice.
That's what somebody that is not using their brain wouldn't understand, that that part is for the elevator.
Also, I did lose like what, 30? I'm at 72 health because I lost it in the splooge.
That colorful splooge.
Eh, it's a fuse box.
OH GOD!
Leave the basement.
I'm trying. Jesus Christ. That hurt.
It didn't warn me, dude. Luckily I didn't lose that much health.
So that's nice. What does it say? Nothing good waits for you upstairs. If I were you,
I'd get nice and comfortable down here.
I don't think so. You're not gonna fool me. I know exactly where I'm going.
through the basement oh we are in the basement um oh god start with the first
floor that's missing it's elevate what this elevator button is missing you're
kidding me so we have to go to the second floor
what awaits us on the second floor man
There will not be anything spicy.
What's that over there?
Okay.
I love how it said that I could break something with a vent, right?
And yet...
What was that?
What was that?
Cold drinks.
cold it'll make you oh god I'm thinking I want that shame but I forgot all the
bulls that oh a little bit of restored health I'm at 72 now can't see cuz
the ludicam flashlight can we get in there hey those numbers are upside
now what about this door thank God it
doesn't open because that's sassy that
sequence of numbers are sassy
do none of these open it's just wasting
my time it loves wasting my time was
What is this?
What is this?
Oh!
What am I doing?
Don't do it!
No one is picking up.
Oh my god, it's a cat.
What the fuck is that?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
What the fuck is that?
Okay.
Was that always there?
What the?
It's gone!
Bruh.
Flashlight.
I will have you Desmond Whales, I will have all of you.
God damn.
He wants me that bad.
Did my pack in cake or something?
It's my tape player.
So we know our name now, Desmond Whales.
What do we do to this guy?
We like scamming some Nigerian scam.
We told him we won the lottery and all he has to do is give us our
his social security number a few credit card details in order to unlock the trillion that he won.
Sprint was that always there?
Was that I don't think that was all move the elevator over there
Oh, yeah, man, this is a leap of faith
Let's do it
Whoa! My home!
Ooh! Got a little bit of that instant transportation.
It's very convenient. Dear resident, we at Meyer
Mayor Pharmaceuticals wanted to take the time and thank you
for your continued support in our company and new distribution center
here at Milton Haven. Your health and safety are our number one concern.
Not just as a company, but as neighbors do.
For more information on what Mayor Pharmaceuticals is doing to your neighborhood, feel free to call 1-800-MARE or email us within any comments or concerns.
Have a blessed day!
Damn, so they really did that to the town, huh?
They just goofed up this town like crazy.
We're in some weird quantum space.
Some quantum space time here
Can I open the fridge?
nope
Good news is I got my health back. I'm at 82 now. It's pretty good. Hello?
Domino's beta. Hello? Don't worry. Oh, but we got there. We got the cassette tape a white cassette tape
Did I record this must have?
Do we put in here?
Milton, Haven Emergency Broadcast System, but Joe, you're new.
No answer.
Do we wait?
Can I walk away with the phone?
No one is picking up, huh?
I heard a noise.
I don't know what it was, but I heard a noise.
Did you guys hear it?
Let's turn off this thing.
This is a susie about this.
Am I playing or is it playing on its own?
Because I ain't even touching that thing.
Man, this thing really has a key.
This doesn't work.
hello damn they got the goods in here we take a shower no just not we don't
got we don't got to use the bathroom real quick just really quick I guess we
oh wait no we already explored that so we got the cassette tape and I think
that's all we need and then we go back since I don't have a key for this
Come on, okay, I try what's this?
All right, let's get out of here. Oh now I was already in here, okay
Take me take me Jesus
Oh Lord heavens
I'm back
What was that?
What is that? Oh battery, bruh. What is that whispering dude?
I gotta be whispering in my ear like that. All right, I got the cassette tape. Let's play it.
Bruh
No one is picking up. I can listen to songs with this. No luck.
It's my tape player
Man, I don't want to waste the battery.
Why do I need a flashlight for this area?
Hello?
Oh, God!
Who's that?
Oh, boy.
Oh boy.
Playing tag.
Was that even me?
Huh?
Please, fascinate it as I am scared.
Damn!
I mean, I'm fascinated too.
You don't see this every day.
Other than like, your nightmares.
Life in Milton Hayford has become unfamiliar lately.
People are...
Hell, I'm starting to see unusual patterns, behaviors.
It's a giant safety.
Yeah, I don't know. You're seeing this stuff.
I'd say you're already too far gone.
I don't know if there's any way back after this, man.
If you're experiencing this, it's like, dude. There's no way.
You gonna come back to reality?
We gotta reach the top, we gotta reach the top.
If I can get through this, if I can just keep my mind focused, I can make it!
I can make it!
Oh
Dude he just took me I didn't even walk through it literally just like took me
Playing tape. Oh, this ain't it ain't done. Oh
Never mind we did listen to your tape. Okay
So we're losing our mind
Ow. I mean, I'm having a weird day.
It's just the cat.
Everything okay with you?
I want you to press- Oh!
I want the button to the first floor.
Can we pet the cat?
No.
Good kitty.
Very good kitty.
Sorry I got scared.
Not gonna lie, you came out of nowhere.
For being perfectly honest.
You literally came out of nowhere.
But that's okay.
Hey, hey, look! You don't have any food.
How do we give Tanya some food?
Sorry, Tanya. It is what it is.
Okay, let's get back to the elevator.
Is there anything else we can use? Or not?
Oh!
Who the heck is this guy?
Why'd he keep calling me?
Man that guy is rude.
Oh what the f***ing sneak past.
He's been calling me for a while.
He's been calling me for a while.
He's been calling me for a while.
Man, that guy is rude.
Oh, what the ffff?
I can sneak past it.
I knew I can.
How?
How?
Whoa!
It's coming for me!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Can we go in here?
I'm out of here.
I'm out of here.
I ain't dealing with that.
Okay, I did not play that guitar, though.
Is there any message?
God damn.
How am I supposed to avoid this thing?
It's how we can sneak past it.
What does that mean?
Is he coming?
Jesus Christ.
Oh!
Okay.
Oh!
My god!
Oh my god.
Oh, it's like zig-zagging.
Oh!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
huh huh hmm how am I supposed to he's right there oh my god dude I'm supposed to
sneak past it when it's trying to sneak up on me I was going back
Oh god damn, okay can I go somewhere, can I?
Oh, oh it doesn't know right, it doesn't know, please don't scare me, please don't scare
me, how do I, how do I take the time, dude there's no way, oh god, oh god, oh god, where
Where'd he go?
No, no, no, no, no. We gotta wait until he comes back.
I think I could sprint to the elevator when he's here, not when he's there.
OOOH! Mamacita!
I'm out of here, see ya.
Oh my god, run run run run run run run run run, let's see.
Easy.
Easy.
Oh my god.
Completely...
Crefoppled.
Can't believe I fooled him that hard.
Jeez.
Okay.
What's on this floor now?
Oh god.
Oh no, it's just a splurge thing.
Oh, but then we got a door over there.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
No, it's just a splurge thing. Oh, but then we got a door over there. Should we try all the doors?
Okay, that phone is definitely not gonna work, but let's try it. Yeah, I didn't think so. Can't order dominoes at this hour.
Oh! Okay.
Okay, what the?
Where's...
Oh yeah!
What's that?
If you're reading this, it means I was right.
In that case, slide, slide second floor above the vending machine barrel, first floor maintenance
room taped under the barrel, grip basement behind the middle laundry machine.
You got my back, I got yours.
What?
Yeah, I'm glad you guys are taking notes. I don't know what he's saying
Slide
Second floor. Oh, there's like a slide second floor above the vending machine and then there's a barrel
First floor maintenance room above the vending machine
But where was oh, I remember the vending machine goddamn, but he's
Shoot there's like that look a book a guy up there
And then we need a barrel first floor maintenance room taped under the table
Okay, that's good to know maintenance room tape under the table and then we have a grip
Basement behind the middle laundry machine
Basement behind the middle laundry machine. Okay got it. It's it's in the noggin ain't gonna forget about it. Oh
Cool, it's already reminding me. Well, I'm glad I went through all that
Ouch
glass
Okay, let's get out of here
Good to know. I mean, we don't know when a firearm is going to come in handy. Also, no
wonder we're tripping. Look what these freaking people, freaking splooged all over this place.
All these chemicals, man. Messing with my brain. Did we go in here? Oh no, this is
This is the maintenance room. And so it's under the table.
Ah! You got a pistol barrel. Let's go.
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side.
Okay.
Is there anything else I can grab? No? Okay.
Add the double chick. You know what I mean?
Add the double chick.
I guess we're going...
The freak is that noise?
See ya! God damn.
Yeah, looks like we just need to find those things right now for a pistol.
Virginia's apartment. Who's Virginia?
To our dearest customers, we are saddened to inform you that we will be closing our store at the end of this week.
Unfortunately, we can no longer compete with the larger
supermarket chains that have laid their claim to our small town we wish to thank
you for your patronage and invite you to our going-out-of-business sale this
Thursday stay classy Milton Haven hey man I do love a good deal oh look at this
thing that's pretty cool man definitely got that at the Milton Deal dude
Definitely. What's this? Box of Cheerios? Batteries? What's this?
Eh, it provides some light, so we'll take it.
Dearest, I've resorted to writing you letters because you won't answer your phone.
I'm surprised to not hear the answering machine we bought you coming on.
Is it broken? Your father insisted we send you money for the electrical bill,
and though you know I love you and will support you,
I do not want to encourage you begging us for money every month.
You need to find something more lucrative.
Selling your toys is too niche.
You were drug... what?
Does that say drugs?
You were... what does that say?
I can't even read that.
What does that say?
Drugs?
Such a personality.
Maybe you could use that to your advantage somehow.
Anyway, love and love and love and love.
Please answer your phone.
Mom, dad, and Freddy.
Who's Freddy?
Who is Freddy?
battery that it what the deathly jokes no answer damn it
it's hoping to beg for some money out there okay well teddy bear oh we got
another note don't stay in bed okay that teddy bears probably gonna come to
life it's gonna be very scary tape Virginia a purple cassette tape of my
court sessions with Virginia all we are a psychiatrist and we are the ones
losing our mind here damn linen by Virginia Rue she cloaks the knife with
pretty linen and presents it as a quick as a gift she croaks the phrase we
pretty women sending me away adrift her dreams are dead so please take mine I
wonder how she sleeps at night my dreams are nightmares stuck in time I've been
damaged by an eye
that day she crazy don't worry I'll diagnose her I'll do the job she crazy
okay what's this accountants cable weekly in advance was that say one day
$28 per day?
Bruh.
Dr. Pinsky?
First of all, that's not bad, dude.
$28, essentially.
From what I understand, isn't therapy like super expensive?
Especially if you don't have insurance.
Can we go out?
Damn it.
Hey, that looks pretty cool, though.
Okay, can we go in bed?
See what happens?
Are we gonna get angry at us?
The spirit's gonna get angry at us, no?
Heh heh heh.
Just defiled the bed.
It is what it is.
I think that's it.
We can go now.
I'll see you later, Virginia.
Muah, Keesey.
Bye-bye.
Blue gonna need therapy after playing.
I mean, hey.
Will you pay for it?
Hahaha.
You gonna pay for my therapy plan?
But dude, it's true.
I heard it was, like, mad expensive.
Hello?
Hello?
It's unbearable, isn't it?
The pain of your company.
Oh, we were already in there.
Virginia trusted you, but she died because of it.
What were you achieved by listening to her tape?
Indication?
Absolution?
Retribution for your misdeeds?
Think about it.
Think about it.
Therapy costs too much. I prefer staying crazy. I mean, it's a valid decision.
You're going to go crazy with all the money you guys spend on therapy.
Alright, but I'll joke aside. I mean, obviously, if you need it,
definitely find a way to be able to obtain it.
I think it's only America, that problem, where it costs a lot.
Um...
As far as I know.
But in other countries, I'm pretty sure it's free.
Or like, through a program anyway.
Oh, I...
Flashlight.
Okay, we have a cassette.
I guess we go play it in our office?
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
I think that's what we're supposed to do.
But there's a freaking guy there!
Oh, but can we use the stairs?
Damn it!
Should we go to the basement and grab the last part, and then this way we'll have the gun, and then this way we can shoot the spirit?
Yeah, let's do it! Let's do it!
To the basement!
We ain't got no time for spirits, man. We're gonna shoot him up.
Gonna shoot up this guy.
He better not come down here.
What's this?
Okay, middle, middle thing or whatever, right?
I think it's this
See it
Got it. Wait, what is that? Increase your speed every three pills. Whoa. Is that fentanyl?
Okay, so what do I do about these fuse box?
What do I do about this? It said it was behind the middle over here
Is that over there? How am I supposed to get it? Oh?
Oh, I see. Wait, did I see it?
What's that?
Oh, bro, it's somewhere in there. Right?
How do I get it, though?
Do we need to charge up the...
the laundry machine?
Man, it lied to me!
A bruit. Unless there's another laundry room? No.
Ooh, there's gas masks over there.
Mmm. Take the fuse. Yeah, I was going to do that, but I also feel like...
Well, first of all, the elevator's going to crush me to death.
I guess I could do that right? Oh, and then it's gonna start rattling over here. I got yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah the good thing a good thing a good thing to do that. Oh
God always so scary also I have a flashlight. I'm not using it probably be wise to use it in
All right, let's do this I better get this fuse back. I got places to go I got places to be
It's gonna move outwards, right?
Oh, genius!
Genius!
Okay, that's it, that's enough, that's enough.
I can still grab it, right?
It's not gonna harm.
We got the pistol grip!
Okay, the last thing was the barrel on top of the vending machine.
I remember that on the second floor.
Okay, okay, okay.
Gucci. Gucci. Let's head down here. Put the fuse in.
Uh... Skadada skadoodle, like a noodle.
And now, to face... ooh, wrong button!
Gotta get back to the office, play the cassette tape, get the pistol...
And, I don't know, shoot up some demons, I guess.
Spirits or whatever that thing is.
Whatever my nightmare is, apparently.
Looks like it's something for my nightmares.
Where is he?
We gotta be sneaky about this.
I don't know where this dude is.
Where's he gone?
Hey, I'll take those...what is that?
15 HP?
I'll take the battery, dude.
Where'd he go?
Is he no longer here?
Let's go.
We got a pistol.
Oh, that's right.
We got to go to the basement, the workbench.
Run!
Just in case.
Just in case.
Let's be armed.
You know what I mean?
Let's make sure we're armed here.
Armed and dangerous, you know?
I don't want me walking around with this cassette tape and not be packing something,
you know?
I want to have a little something.
The little something something
Jump scare when do the cat got me out of nowhere, dude
That cat really did get me
very annoying
There was a workbench here or the second floor
Damn it, I don't remember oh
It was the second floor right no it's over here. Oh, thank God. It also did say basis of something here, okay?
So we have pistol
Hello
Pistol barrel and pistol grip
Old and reliable has been a long time since I've shot one of these. Oh, not me though
Fire weapon iron sight
Ooh get that get that pop pop
Alright alright
Nobody misses me
Okay, let's get out of here. It's time to go play that cassette tape. Now we are armed,
now we are dangerous. Valor radiant pro player is here in the house. Ready to get some head
flicks. Watch me just like every single bullet. Every single bullet going sideways.
God.
Xionic, so...
Should we be armed for this?
God, I can't see anything. God damn it.
I swear to God.
I HAVE A GUN!
AND I AIN'T!
Freaking useless shit.
Hey, why is it- was that all it was?
Look at that.
I don't need the HP.
Oh, but the ammo, it's- hey, what is this?
Gun plus that equals explosion.
You read my mind.
Okay, let's answer this.
How did you get this number?
This call is being recorded, by the way.
What is that?
That looks like a chunky penguin.
Am I wrong?
That's like the head right there and then there's the body.
Okay, good talk, good talk.
Maybe later.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ. Come on now.
You gonna spook up on me like that?
And not think that I have a trigger finger?
Dude, I'm shooting anything that's coming through that door, man.
Through that hallway.
God, spirit or human, dude.
You better watch yourself.
Good news is is that it did not attack me
But I better have my pistol ready
Swear there's gonna be another one smell him smell stinky
Smells very stinky
Mm-hmm should we close this door I don't like this door open dude. Yeah
God damn
Here we go again
Let's do it
Whoops
Whoops, I didn't even know you could do that play
Let's go see what happened to Virginia
I've done now so a lot more confident
Oh, how pretty. But it is the same spot, isn't it? Oh, what the freak? Is this a dream? What
was that? Oh my god, I really slipped through the crack there? Sheesh. God damn, gotta watch
for him going huh? Zwinks?
It wasn't that. Can I move this?
Push it in. Push it in, God damn it.
What is that noise?
I got a...
I got a gun. Don't you dare try it. I have a weapon, okay?
Okay, let's get out of here.
It's dad-a-skidoodle time.
Wait, I can't make it there.
Wait, what's this?
Can I walk on this?
I think I can make this jump, right?
Oof, barely.
What was that?
Hey, there's no fornication going on in here, is there?
I guess not.
Am I supposed to go this way?
I think so.
Oh yeah, we can just go here.
The link.
The link.
Let me go this way.
Oh yeah!
I'm going the right way, right?
I can't get my food at home alone.
They're not going to lie, it's very satisfying pushing out shopping cartons for a while.
That's even further outside where I feel safe.
Get in there! Get in there!
Wooo! I thought I saw something.
God I saw some
Oh God
We got on the truck I guess
Can we make that jump
Didn't feel like we could
Last one.
It is what it is.
Get in there.
Oh, I can't push any of those.
Hold on, I'm on a winning streak here.
I only have like one more, right?
Nice.
No achievement?
Come on.
Come on.
So what are we just here basically what did I just hear essentially right we had nothing
to do with Virginia's death is what I heard out of that conversation she couldn't shop
at our normal shopping place and that was about it dude oh we're here we're in the
we're in the store okay what the I didn't steal nothing due to an earlier
incident home mart is temporarily closed to the general public we apologize for the
inconvenience and we'll reopen soon that's what's up they totally dumped
Massive chemicals inside of the store and the employees turned into literally the Futurama aliens
Well, I'm probably better to have fleshlight, but I am worried about the aliens
The I don't know what to call them spirits or whatever coming at me
We got to have the you know, let's pretend here right like do-do-do-do-do. Oh, I'm shopping. Oh, yeah, I got a gun. I
Got good. Okay
See gotta have that trigger finger
Oh, man, look it's Reese's Puffs series! I got a gun!
Okay, I think we're ready.
I think we're ready. Do we take a shopping cart?
It's locked with a coin slot.
Damn.
That's, like, extremely inconvenient.
Because I would like to go shopping.
Why would you? Why would you charge for shopping carts?
Hold up.
This ain't the airport.
Why would you do that?
Uh, hello?
Don't make me shoot!
Is it me or do these doors know what I'm not looking?
Call the door guy and have him fix it ASAP.
I'm up to my anus with paperwork because of this investigation.
Anderson.
We walk backwards with, what the?
I'm trying to back it up.
Hey, oh God.
Mmm.
Hey, this shopping cart works.
Food section.
What are we supposed to find in the food section?
49.90, dude that is a big, oh 42 inches, never mind, bro that's a scam right there, 42 inch
TV, $500?
God, dude you can get like an 80 inch TV with that money.
Nowadays, Bonobo, what, buy one, get one?
Look how big those are too.
They packing.
They got a lot of me-
Oh, what the f-
Jesus Christ, why do they got a dummy
right in the middle of the food section of all places?
What's the dummy doing there?
What, you mixing clothes and food?
Jesus Christ!
Hey, that thing better not move.
Oh God!
What the freak is that?
What the- Hey!
Come out of here!
What the-
You all saw that too, right?
There was literally something right there, man.
Oh no.
Oh no! Can we go here? Oh God! You're telling me I have to go through there now? Can we
throw the dummy in there? Oh I got an idea! I got an idea! I got an idea! I got an idea!
Okay let me line this up. Let me line up this shot. Watch this. Watch this. Watch this.
Watch this. Hold up. Whoa! Who's shopping carts? Slow your roll. Goddamn! It's like ice skating.
Yeah, let's push this up let's see if it falls for the bait and then we just blast it we just start shooting oh
God it knows it knows the plan
It's aware of the plan
It's too intelligent
Oh God
Does it see me?
Where is it?
Is it gone?
Oh my god, there's another dummy.
What's with these dummies?
Is it over there?
Is that it?
What's that thing?
What is that?
Is that where we have to go?
Bruh, dude.
Oh, Lord Heavens!
For your safety, use extra caution, stabbing behind the yellow tape, and into the crime
scene.
Plenty of broken glass and sharp objects lying around.
Wow. Amazing.
So we go through.
It's unrealistically durable.
Unrealistically durable.
I have an idea.
This has to work.
Oh, you're kidding me.
What the?
God dang, I'm stressed.
I'm stressed!
The general section.
I think something's gonna pop up in the general section.
Did y'all see a light? I just saw...
I just saw like a red light.
Oh! There we go, there it was! There it was!
It was literally right there. You guys saw it?
I swear there was a red light right there.
OH MY- AHHHHH!
Why did the dummy move?
OH GOD!
OH!
Right.
OH GOD!
AHHHHH!
Oh we're sprinting. We're outta here!
I can't handle this. I'm outta here.. I'm outta here. Let me outta here. Let me outta here. Let me outta here. Let me out of here. Let me out of here.
Get me outta here.
Get me outta here. Get me outta here.
AAAAHHH!!
WAA!
Sharp is a knife.
Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
What is all that?
Bruh.
Goddamn man.
Dude, I haven't been scared in a long time man.
I
Haven't played a horror game in a long time
Well, I wasn't ready
It was so slow paced throughout that part and then all of a sudden it just ramped up dude
Also, I got a mannequin behind me. I got these frickin. I don't know what those things are, but god damn, dude
So we got what a sad face?
What else
Is that it? Hey, what was that?
Oh, was that the cameras?
Oh, the cameras are watching me.
Okay, I feel a little better knowing that that's what the red lights were.
Yeah!
Yeah, we got the cameras watching me, dude.
Okay.
God damn.
What are that, bullets? Should I reload? No, we're good, we're good.
Get some batteries. Oh, dude. I was running out of flashlight battery. Okay. Do I need to look at this?
Homa Mart, why is it? I just realized the name. Homa Mart.
Goddamn, okay. She can't stand the sight of herself. I don't blame her, but she needs to see the world for what it is.
Help her reflect on this. Show her what she needs to see.
the dummy? Did we get the dummy in front of the mirror? I think that's what we've got to do, huh?
Maintenance. God, I can't see that. Maintenance. There are rats in the vent above the electronics
exhibit. That explains the smell. We can't open the exhibit until the vents are cleaned out as
they are directly above the staged mirror. Please enter the vents via the compressor room at
the east wing and clear them. Oh God, okay.
Dude, I can't believe and it doesn't even open. I can't believe how much they got
me, dude. And it doesn't even open. What the? Where did this come from? What if I...
What if we look at the... See, that thing keeps looking at me. Can we see it?
Hold on. What? Do that? Do that.
Is that noise? How can I not see that red light?
Hold on. Let's get right behind it.
What?
Where's the freaking camera?
They're like right there. How come there's no red light?
What the frickin' camera?
They're like right there, how come there's no red light?
Okay.
That doesn't work.
Okay, where do we gotta go?
I think it's hidden.
Can you break the camera?
Not the dummy, I guess?
It's a hint.
Yeah, I was thinking...
These are flashlight toy area
What's in there? What's that? Oh, it's another flashlight speaking of which bro. I'm running out of batteries on this thing
Let's get out of here
Frickin. Oh, we could do this now
All right, don't look at me
Don't look at me. Oh
Don't you dare.
There's an eerie feeling here since the incident.
Something lingers and what's with all the mirrors everywhere.
Yeah, that's a good question.
God damn.
Wait, we don't need to go this way.
We need to go that way, I think.
Hey!
Hey!
Oh, no. Oh, no, I see you. I see you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ not today
Not today. Whoo. What was that? It's a dummy. So let's go get let's go get the dummy, right?
Oh God! Why'd it get so close to me?
Hey, what does that...
What does that say?
What does that say?
Not...what?
Not my fault?
I'm...what?
I can't see.
I'm a monster?
Not my fault I'm a monster.
Controlling this thing is difficult.
Okay.
So do any of y'all want to come with me?
Okay.
What about it?
Oh god damn dude.
Should I help you because I think you'll be here for a long time if I won't tell you.
Tell me.
Feel free to tell me.
I mean I thought I got somewhere by going to this area.
Do I look at the mirror with the mirror?
Does that make sense?
Is it working?
Oh it is.
What does this do?
She just said she'll kill me.
You need to bait this girl into the mirror so she looks at it.
Oh!
Where is she?
Oh!
And I just killed her, didn't I?
Thank you.
Thank you for telling me.
Okay, that makes sense.
How do I find her?
How do I find her again, dude?
Aw, man.
They need to break all of them?
Oh man.
Should I go to another one then?
It worked. Oh thank god.
There's three left? Oh, frick. Hey, there's Keith!
Okay, we got three more to do.
Oh, whoops!
I didn't even mean to do that.
Trigger finger.
Okay, let's get out of here.
I guess I just need to find out where the other mirror is.
What's this?
It's an item scanner.
Oh, come on.
What is that?
What is that five dollars for what?
What is this the door to the east wing is locked needs a key
Hey more bullets, let's go. Oh
Mind me some bullets. Hey, what's this?
Not working
250
What was that? What was this? Oh, battery light. Yeah, I need that. Jesus Christ.
Okay, let's go. Where's the other... Nice.
Damn it. I don't know where another mirror is, so she comes at me, dude. I gotta
shoot her. I don't know where she is.
Look at this.
Sheriff's Department incident on Wednesday afternoon.
Sheriff's Department received a call from the Anderson Parker manager at home about
a distraught woman screaming and breaking various items in the store.
Goddamn.
Okay.
Oh, now somebody calls.
Oh, we need the code, don't we?
Hello?
Hello?
Is this Virginia?
Yeah, we could finally break things, right? That's nice.
For scars? I wouldn't do that.
Why is this game judging me so much?
Hold on, it's getting cold. I gotta turn this AC off.
Then we go okay
So where do we go was that was that was that oh?
God dang
So there's three more mirrors apparently do I have to complete it?
It's all where you live. Yeah, it's not like hot right now, but it's not cold
There's like a light breeze outside.
How do I stop that?
I'm totally gonna die, right?
Gotta turn the power off somehow.
What the?
It's a dummy.
What's this?
Okay, we got...
Oh no.
Is that her?
Dude, that's a lot of them!
What the- Bro, that was a lot of them!
What was that?
Hey, there's somebody right there, dude.
Somebody right there.
This is- Dude, can you believe this CCTV crap?
Does he really have to keep an eye on us at all times?
That control freak!
Uh, I can probably see me writing this from his office right now, shh, angry emoji.
Maybe his former employee stole from his registers, but we don't do that, right?
Dave. Oh, Dave.
Oh, how naive Dave is.
Nice, nice, nice.
What is this?
Ow!
Okay.
It's shooting time!
Or not.
What's this?
Ammo!
Let's go.
What's that?
Oh, God!
We've got to keep our distance!
Is he gonna come back?
He's gonna come back.
He's gonna come back.
He's gonna come back.
He's gonna come back.
He's gonna come back.
Keep our distance!
Is he gonna come back?
Headshot!
It is what it is!
Who else wants a little summadise?
Dude, it's easier to just kill them. I don't know why I gotta sink past them.
Let's block from the other side.
Block from the other side!
Was that batteries David you fool you forgo your punch card in the machine again
are you really that though I slipped it in your locker again in names I guess he
is I gotta make fun of him like that
ah the power let's go there's a power box office manager room CCTV hallway
staff room I'm gonna turn it all off now I don't care oh but it turns the other
on no it doesn't okay good hey I know it's gonna be a little dark but what's
this punch card reader it's unpowered
Punch card reader. We didn't explore this site yet.
But it's a lot of ammo. Listen as long as we're busing with ammo.
What's this? It has a small coin slot to nothing.
That dammit! You think I have coins?
I'm running out of battery.
Who's that?
Noice.
What is this?
Ammo? Let's go.
She had mentioned a bull.
I save him on the...
What is that? Evening...
Evening news?
I saw him on the evening news.
He said, she was always a little scrazy.
We just didn't know to what end.
Oh God.
And the orange is a little...
Look, look, it's a try.
Worth a try?
Oh look.
Well, I don't have a key, so.
Oh my!
It's always dummies.
It's always dummies.
Thank you, Dave.
Appreciate it.
I'm not gonna turn around.
Punch card! Okay. We're progressing. We're doing it. We're doing it. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Dave
Thank you appreciate it appreciate it
It's a HP. Don't need it. Okay, but we got the punch card
Is there anything else we needed before we turn the power back on?
Because if not
We couldn't go here last time
Increase your stamina every three pills. Let's go.
Hey, what's up with that printing sheet?
Am I getting the facts?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pen and sticky notes is a bunch of sticky notes on a pen.
No idea what to do with it. Hey, I'll take it.
If it's obtainable, I'll take it.
I'll find a use for it. Don't worry.
Well that's rude. Wow. And here's me just thinking wow the game is gonna send me like
a smiling face. Saying good job on your journey so far. Thumbs up emoji. But nah. Oh god.
It's not nothing. It's not nothing buddy. Oh god, there's another one
Was that ammo let's go bro, I can't see anything
I'll take it
Whoo
Scattery just turn all the lights on
I can't turn that one on. Wow. Why? That's stupid.
Well, I mean as long as the punch card works, right?
It's a punch card reader. It's unpowered with a trot.
Did it work?
Oh, come on.
It didn't work!
You're kidding me.
You forgot your punch card and the machine again.
I have to do it unpowered?
Gotta turn on the light in this room.
Oh!
Is there like too much power in general?
Hold on, what's that room?
room is that what this is oh the work now no it's the last one right okay it's
the last one so we do this nice
Nice.
Open sesame. Oh my. Dude, it's always the dummies.
The freaking dummies man. They're scary dude. I don't know what to do about them, but they're scary.
Um, I guess we go up there.
there? How do I get up there? Oh God. Oh he's gonna give me a boost. Let's go. I guess
the dummies are my friends, right? So I don't have to worry about it. Am I doing a good
job? What's this? It's battery. Okay. Nice. What the? Oh I see. I see.
Maintenance vents. What's that?
Oh, disgusting. Oh, is it the rats?
Oh boy, don't do this to me. No, no, no, no. I don't want to be trapped in vents and things coming at me.
I'm just thinking rats.
Oh, there's gonna be a dump scare in here, isn't there?
Come on, man.
Oh!
Oh my frickin...
Jesus Christ!
Fuck our gun!
Oh, this is it.
This is what we gotta do.
Okay.
We gotta lure out.
Oh.
What does that say?
Don't judge me?
I'm so sorry.
Stop watching me?
Don't look at me.
Okay. Okay.
How do we know where she is? Is she over there?
Goddamn.
Freaky. Freaky. Can we go over here? I don't know how I'm supposed to lure her.
Oh! Wait, why are there all these cameras here, dude? That's sussy. That's real sussy.
Jorge finish unpacking and neatly organize all the new
Shinitsu TVs
See that nothing happens to the new Shinitsu XXL. That's our beautiful new crown jewel then
Turn everything on via the switch by the door. Just make sure it's powered first. Okay
Okay, wait what I do this
Dude, they're watching me.
I see them.
I see them looking.
No, I guess I can't do that, okay.
Yeah, we gotta lure her.
I don't know where she is, but I gotta somehow get to the mirror.
Oh my god.
It was the eye.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Come on, lady.
Where is she?
Hmm.
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
We go here?
Woo!
Batteries!
What's this?
Oh, we got to turn the power off.
Pfft.
It's a fuse box.
God damn it!
Wait, you're kidding me. Do I really have to go all the way to the elevator?
You're kidding me.
Please tell me I can do this without going to the elevator.
I'm gonna be so frustrating.
Dear Lord.
What's this? Ah, we got the fuse. Thank God.
This.
Um... nothing.
Oh, it's gonna do something when I put this fuse in.
Or is that how we escape? Like, that's the last thing we do.
What now?
Is the TV on?
Got big TV?
How do we turn it on?
It's broken already.
Oh, it's not.
It's dirty.
It's really dirty.
Okay.
So what do we do I feel like I did everything do we go back and press button? Oh, we got press button, right?
We go to the big TV yeah my gun out just in case
What does that say? Beans? Being judged, being watched, being looked at. These are the things
she tried so hard to escape from. They always turned her eyes on her. My. Alright lady,
where are you? I need one more. No, I need like freaking three more, dude. I still got
long way to go. Oh she's coming out of the TV. Thousand percent she's coming out of
the TV. Hello. Do I shoot it? Do I shoot the TV or what? What do I do? I look at her
with this don't I?
God damn.
Okay I'll do it.
Oh it didn't work. Interesting.
So, what now?
That was crazy. Do I shoot it? What was that?
Oh, we flip it so that it looks at her, right?
Wrong way. Oh, and then she's gonna chase us. Oh God.
I'm gonna have my gun out.
That's all the TVs now? Oh, no, we got two more.
Whatcha gonna do about it?
Command me.
Oh Jesus!
Oh! Oh!
Hehehehe.
Two left. Two left.
The world is better off without the broken.
They bring pain and they inflict their pain onto others.
Are you a broken as well?
Well, are you?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie though. These cameras will drive anybody insane.
That's crazy. The audacity of these cameras.
Alright, where to next?
Is it this way?
We get out of here?
No?
That's weird.
We go through here?
Oh, but bruh.
That's like, staticky.
Oh, the fuse, the fuse, the fuse, the fuse, the fuse, the fuse.
Flashlight!
Meow.
They see me zooming.
Zoinks.
Okay, we got two left.
I need a coin, yes or no?
Don't have a coin.
What is that?
That looks cool.
Oh, it's a key.
Is there a coin in here?
Mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer.
Jesus Christ, okay.
This kid's crazy.
By fire, Dad would sleep all day.
I stuffed him in the loading bay.
Oh boy.
I'm in the attic, he had courage.
Now my brother hides in storage.
Attic storage?
Me, I'm fine.
I'm good.
Then crash.
And since I'm bad, I'm lifeless trash.
Wow, what a poem.
I wanna say that person definitely needs therapy.
Steph, most of the new toys were lost in the crash.
I'm keeping this area sealed and covered until we get the new collection.
Don't go in there! It's currently being used as a storage!
There are unopened boxes and mirrors in there.
Okay. All the mirrors. Yeah, we gotta go in there.
We gotta get a mirror. We gotta get two mirrors.
It's a small rounded slot.
Okay.
It's no use.
What does that even mean?
No luck.
I can't like pick anything up. Oh, come on. That's weird. Oh come on
man
Useless
Okay, can we just break this door?
And
There's the mirror dude. I'm a genius. Oh my god
She can't stand the sight of herself. I don't blame her
Last room
But she needs to see the world for what it is help her reflect on this show her what she needs to see
Okay.
Wait, is this one already broken though?
Oh, this one's already broken.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, no, no, no!
I'm not ready for you.
I'm not ready for you.
I got a...
God damn it!
How's it blocked from the other side?
How am I supposed to get there do I do I have to go through here if that mirror is already broken
Wait, what do I do now? I mean I guess if this is I need a coin for us to try
Okay, I definitely have to go here. It's the only area that is pointing me towards
Man, I was creepy though. I'm glad I was able to avoid her
Okay, so this is the spot we were in already
So where do we go from here? What do we need?
Oh boy, we need another mirror don't we?
Hold the broken mirror up close it sees more than you can cover face the mirror face your fears
So we do this I
See I see you need to find toys and then place them in the right spots got you
We got a postcard I
Think the last mirror is gonna be the one in my hand, right? Oh, no, no, no, no
Jesus Christ, lady!
I'm trying to do a job here, and you're making it very difficult.
Toys toys toys toys where's the toys at oh I need some toys come on okay okay okay
listen I'm gonna start blasting okay you come for me I'm just gonna start
I don't mean to disturb you, but I just need some freaking toys.
Where are all the toys at?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
God damn it, where is she?
Where is she?
God damn it, where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
You're gripping me out, lady!
You're gripping me out!
Alright, Evelyn, I might need your help.
Where's the majority of the toys at?
Am I in the right spot?
Oh, I see her.
I see her.
Let's not go there.
Let's not go there.
No, no, no!
Wasn't me.
It literally wasn't me.
Hey, we got a postcard.
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, lady, you come this way.
I'm blasting you.
I'm going to blast you.
Got to take care of the problem before there is a problem.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck?
Let you hide, dude.
I gotta, I'm trying to find toys for you.
Are they in the bathrooms?
Who's that?
That's the dummy, right?
Is there toys here?
Man!
I'm gonna run out of bullets eventually. Oh boy.
It is what it is
Where the toys literally where are the toys this way I thought I cut these already by the way
It's making me recut them
Was that goddamn it?
So we got two postcards
What's- what is it?
Postcard.
Yeah, we got two.
I don't know if those are part of the things?
Should we go try those?
Maybe the map?
Maybe I should look at the map?
It's a small round.
It's nothing.
It's a small rounded circle.
Yes, not.
Oh, is it like figurines?
It's like the figurines, isn't it?
God damn it.
Ah.
As I remember, you need to go to the food section somehow.
Okay.
First, well, I mean that means we gotta figure out where the food section is.
Where's the food section?
We were there, we were there in the beginning, weren't we?
Dairy and meat.
Yeah, it's like, we're in the food section, this is it.
Oh, fuse?
It's a fuse box.
Oh!
Okay!
Oh God!
Okay!
Now we're getting somewhere.
This is the food section for your safety, use extra caution stepping behind the yellow tape
and onto the crime scene.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't think we were here last time because we didn't have the glass to break
it.
Is there a mirror here?
There's a mirror here.
Let's go.
Okay, we got at least another mirror that we could bait her in.
What's that ammo man I actually need batteries though it'd be nice if deliver me where how
We got one mirror left and we got a key, West Wing key.
Nice.
Where is the West Wing?
I think the last mirror is going to be, if I'm being perfectly honest, it's going
be this one in my hand and I do this right is the key for this it's blocked
from the other side damn it can't see anything West Wing key where's the West
Wing totally forgot I'm running out of flashlight battery to storage room
Entrance to the area, entrance to the plaza, central wing, so it should be, yeah over here,
maintenance wing, maintenance west wing.
How do we get to the food?
Toy area.
Toys.
I'm right in front of the toys.
So then, should I go behind me?
I gotta go behind me now.
Not that way, but this way.
Oh, I guess I can't.
Damn it!
Okay.
It's somewhere to the left.
It's got to be.
It's not me, I swear!
I'm trying to get out of here, lady.
Where's the West Wing at?
Maintenance East Wing. Oh god, it's on...
So it's the other side. It's the other way.
It's the item scanner.
Don't have to try.
So it's this way.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me, it wasn't me.
Ooh, what's this?
It's a coin.
Oh, come on.
Where do I find coins?
Oh boy.
What's that?
5% battery!
Hold on.
Flashlight off.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Where's the West Wing at?
Now I can't see anything.
I guess it's over here.
Any toys?
Dairy section.
Ooh, HP, nice.
Ammo, nice.
Reversion.
Reversion.
You also need to solve this one, but you need to find coins for this.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I'm picking up so many postcards, and none of this seems useful, though.
Is that the West Wing?
Hey, we found it. Let's go.
Get in there.
Get in there.
Batteries. Oh, thank God.
I needed that.
Batteries.
Phew!
Oh god.
Well, let's check out this area first then.
Hey, what was that?
Hey!
Bruh!
Can I get the thing that was in the cart please?
God damn it.
Oh, it's over there.
Oh god.
Why?
Why are you-
It's giving me a panic attack. Jesus Christ. Can I pick up the thing? Holy Frick. Three
dollars left. What is that noise happening? Out of my way. It's blocking me. No, no, no,
get out of my way, get out of my way. Jesus Christ. I did not like that. It's this
Upon arrival at the scene, the suspect had already self-inflicted a stab wound to her abdomen and a fatal wound across her neck.
Jesus.
Suspects was identified.
Uh-huh.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, is that a doll?
Oh.
Hello?
I have to admit to stab yourself in the gut and still have enough determination to pull out the glass.
I feel like I've been everywhere in the match so far.
Everywhere in this grocery store.
And like, I haven't found anything.
Okay.
We keep it moving.
Let's check out the other side.
Dude, the combination of the music with those shopping carts?
Ooh!
Little crazy, I'm not gonna lie.
Little spicy.
Little spicy for my touch.
What was this?
Baths!
Oh my s- What's in here?
Probably gotta go somewhere, right?
Ah, I see it.
I see it.
Okay.
Let's just do it.
Oh-ho!
Increases your stamina every 3 bills. What does that even mean?
God. Fool.
Oh! I'm close. I see it now.
They show it in the bottom left, but I'm close to uh, I have two stamina pills now
That's cool
So that's all that was for I thought it was part of the
Thing I got to explore. I thought I was gonna get into that room. Let me guess I can't go in right? Oh
Hey now that thing's gonna form behind me isn't it
It's a doll!
We have-
What?
What?
We gotta get out?
What's happening?
We gotta get out.
It's locked.
It's locked?
What am I-
Um, um...
What is that?
The key?
I'm not way meat.
Jesus.
Dude, that guy's hella rude.
Where'd Luna go?
Oof.
Okay.
What was that? Hey, somebody's over there. I saw them.
Somebody's over there, man. Dude, we explored in here already, right? Yeah.
What am I hearing? Is that a looter?
Over here, Luna. Over here.
Um, bae, maintenance, central wing, don't we need one more doll?
So anyways, I started blasting, this is not my fault I got a good shot, it's just so
easy.
We need one more doll.
It's a small round, it's no dice.
Huh?
Oh!
Oh!
What's that over there?
You have all the dolls already? No, I'm missing... I'm missing one, I think.
I think. How many... what does it say?
I need to break one mirror. Yeah, I have two dolls.
I need two dolls.
I need to get, uh, crack the manager safe, collect all pills and homo-mart.
There's ten left, dude.
Okay, that's a lot.
Hey, there's a thing right here.
I need two dolls.
I have to break the mirror.
Ooh, nice.
Damn it.
Damn it. I only have like 15% battery left. So what was the, what was the purpose of that?
I mean, uh-oh.
Gotta solve the problem before it comes to problems.
Freezer room is locked.
I mean, it wanted me to go out here.
That's for sure.
And probably need to go in there.
As far as I'm concerned.
Yeah.
Oh, what the?
Shit, this guy, man.
He's freaking sabotaging everything.
The gate keeps getting stuck shut.
It has to be some sort of electrical malfunction.
In any case, remember that forklift trick I showed you?
Do that.
Just be careful.
Well, you didn't show me.
Oh, there's the other doll.
There's one anyway.
cool that's cool that's cool we know where $1 is we drive this thing let's
drive it forklift trick that's damn it of course I need a key of course of course
should I shoot this that thing would explode right should I shoot this let's
Let's try.
I'm not going to die, right?
It's on the ground.
Batteries!
Let's go.
I'm all right.
Some ammo?
Let's go.
Okay, how do I get in there?
Forklift trick.
Can I just use the door?
It's blocked from the other side.
Mmm, what's that over there? Oh, I see. How do I get up there?
Forklift trick
Can't go up there
No, no, there's no way to get up there
Let's try going here. Oh something down here. Is there a key down here?
Literally no.
Okay.
What's that?
Did we read it already?
Is it the key that we need?
Nope.
It is not the key that we need.
What if I shi-
I saw somebody in there.
Got an idea.
Heyyyy, look at me with a big brain.
Or you're not gonna give me anything? Okay, good.
I was about to say.
Better give me something for that.
Genius.
Geniusness.
Mayor Holding.
What is that?
Useless information. That's what that is.
God damn. Where do I find the key?
Hmm. What is that up there?
I can't grab it. That's annoying.
Can I shoot something and it explodes or not?
What is that up there?
Is that a key?
Oh, I think those are pills.
How would I get- oh, once the forklift is here, I can go up there.
Pretty sure, man. I'm pretty sure.
Um...
It's the ignition key lock.
Okay.
Tell me I can't use anything? I can't use my pen and sticky notes on this thing?
of working. God damn it. Where do I find the key? Okay. Oh, do that trick I showed you.
What's the trick? Shoot it?
Goddamn.
And we just keep...
No? Goddamn.
Maybe... Oh! Maybe something in here.
It's always the areas that you haven't explored yet, always.
I'm sure there's something in here I gotta, I gotta get...
Oh God! Hey, I saw you!
Mm-hmm.
Oh, the power maybe?
Whoa! Okay, okay.
What do I gotta do?
Office manager room hallway staff room compressor room damn. I don't know
Is that what that is what I need a what I need to power up something no
What room is this loading bay
Was that part of the we got the main NC swing loading bay
Hmm... offices, manager room, hallway staff room, compressor room... I mean...
Let's do this from now and see what happens.
The two...
The two areas that weren't lit up, you know what I mean?
It didn't work? It didn't work. God damn it.
It's nothing, god damn it.
Didn't work, huh?
Key?
No key.
Hmm.
No guy.
be something with a mirror.
Oh, what do I get with the mirror, huh?
Hey, I finally see the red light on that thing.
Hey, what's that?
This game is creepy when it needs to be.
OK, hopefully they didn't reset me too far back,
because that's what I was worried about in this game,
man.
Ah, spicy!
It's spicy, man!
Oh, by the way, I have an update for you guys.
So it turns out the Amazon controller that I got, that Luna one, oh lord heavens!
Hey!
What the?
There's another one over there, right?
So I'm still looking for the dolls.
It's blocked from the other side.
Brr!
Brr!
So, that Luna controller that I got yesterday, not yesterday, but I've had it for like
We never tried it until today, right?
Guess what, doesn't work.
I tried it on Sekiro, did not work, man.
It is wet, it is.
It's a small rounded slot.
Do I have any of the dolls left?
I have the mom and the pop.
What do I do?
I click enter, use, noise, noise.
It's funny, it was working as I was saying it before,
right?
Sorry, I'm starting like, like, what the hell, what the hell?
Ah!
I'm stuttering like crazy, but it was working like,
uh, how you guys saw it, where it was just that left,
that left side of it, basically,
was the only side that worked.
So none of the buttons worked,
and the D-pad didn't work, that other squiggly,
what did they even call it?
The squiggly one didn't work.
So yeah, it was, it was defective, I believe.
So I replaced it, I'm gonna give the brand
in that specific controller and other chance.
I'ma let Amazon reward me, if you will.
Reward me with a little sum sum
for their atrocious, defective device.
And yeah, again, a new one.
And hopefully that one works.
And if it doesn't, dropping it all together
and I'll try another brand.
Hopefully it works out.
Snoop.
Uh-oh.
I hear somebody singing. I hear somebody singing.
I'm lagging. Dude, now it's hot.
I put my sweater on so that I wouldn't be so cold, but now it's hot.
Okay, what do we do? What are we at here? I think we're still looking for the dolls, right?
Do I need to reload? I don't need to reload.
Still got my flashlight.
Hmm, what's the checklist?
We have one more mirror for this witch that we gotta lure into.
We need two more dolls.
Oh, that's right!
We were at that little area!
Practical manager's safe.
We were at that one little area.
I forgot what it's called.
Um...
Where the warehouse was.
That's where we gotta go.
It was in the West Wing.
So I think, how do I get back?
It was over here.
You use an Xbox controller, Evelyn?
I feel like, I mean it's technically an Xbox controller.
I do like the fact that it's wireless so I can just connect to anything.
The loading bay, that's where we have to go.
Okay.
Now, I didn't know if it was glitched because I didn't understand how to open this gate,
dude.
I didn't know that I was shooting these things up.
Like...
KABOW!
KABOW!
Maybe that was a mistake.
That, and then we have one in here.
I gotta stand over there to do it though.
Flashlight!
Ammo.
Whatever that is.
Batteries, batteries, let's go.
don't need it. I don't need ammo? You're kidding me. Oh no, that's for HP. So yeah, I'm a little...
can I just push this open? No. Not really sure. I might need some help on this one.
Yeah, this is where we finished off. Last stream. I need like some sort of key.
I don't know where to find. I'm being honest. Let's reload. Don't know where to find this
key. You know where they're stanching the key? I can't get up there without I think the tractor
being right there and then when it's right there I think I can just hop on it and then go there.
I think that's what they want me to do.
Huh? Where's the- oh there it is. I was like, bro I can't see.
Flashlight!
Plastic barrel, clean supplies, instructions are to leave at the docks, and let the locals
take care of shipping.
Someone's supposed to meet us there, how if we now meet at the docks?
Maybe it's at the docks?
Is that sort of, is that like the clue, is that the clue they've given me?
So, yup!
Oh, snap!
And I even checked behind here, and there was nothing.
So I have no idea where this key would be, dude.
It's a little strange.
Clues are usually on gasoline-like paper.
Yeah, I know, that's what I did.
It's not even on top of the tractor.
I don't know where they would put it. Is there a way to get up on the vents, I guess?
Hmm...
I know I need to get up there somehow. That's like the... that's the next step.
But how is the quest... how?!
You said normally on gasoline tanks. There's nothing I could do with this.
god damn and that door is completely sealed off huh it's blocked from the
other side but not from the other side wait if it's blocked from the other side
we're gonna be this door that blocks from these guards of guards of guards of
course maybe I need to shoot this what does that do oh it just eliminates the
I see so I didn't like I mean we haven't a bullet to do it
We might as well
We might as well
See if there's any more clues we can discover
What was that we can't use this trolley
Hmm oh
Let's break this
What's that noise
Is this a new area or is this like easier passage area that I've been in before
That's right, okay, it's all coming back to me now. It's um I
Was playing around with the switches and I don't know if I'm supposed to maybe turn on the power for like a specific area
Maybe something in here. Is there a key in here?
The compressor room, maybe we go back in there, you know
so many things first let's give these a little pop pop
flashlight
right I ain't seen nothing where do we go
Of course it's blocked. Of course. Okay. Okay. I mean, okay. I'm trying to get the clues
that the game would give me. Right? One clue, hold on, let me see. We're in the power room.
Where's where's the loading bay? West Wing registers
General CCTV. Oh, yeah, I remember that locker room staff room. Oh
That's the loading bay. Okay
warehouse loading bay toy area
Offices manager room CCTV hallway
Staffroom compressor. I don't think there would be anything to do with that
But I could be wrong because why else would it want me to go over here, right?
Could be wrong man
Maybe the staff room is there anything in the staff room?
Am I supposed to get some cola as a smoke? No dice. No dice. What's in here?
Did I miss the key in here maybe I
Remember this
Was there anything else
Can we go up in the ceilings?
Questions. Lots of questions. Not a lot of answers.
If I'm being perfectly honest.
We do not have a lot of answers.
I would like the answers, please.
I would like.
Because I'm gonna have to Google it.
Hey, we got more pills though. Let's go. That's the first one of that one
What else what else what else man, I've found a single coin though
Like not one coin dude
Where they hide in the coins?
Okay, maybe we just beat the witch first. Maybe that's what they want us to do
Because I remember doing all this already so it's kind of redundant
Ow maybe something with the registers
Was that it's the item scanner
It's an item scanner. Is it working? Hey, who's there?
Is it working?
What do you want me to scan?
This no
No, damn
Okay, whatever's $4.49, I guess, is a way of killing two birds with one coin, or combining
selling off our new postcard collection with our freshly minted homework coins.
Oh, a single item can be scanned multiple times.
Oh, is that what I'm supposed to do?
By the way, why is my flashlight not on?
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
It shows you the price.
No, it doesn't.
Where does it show me the price?
They showed me the price on the cash register.
I mean, I have, I guess, here, better than doing that multiple times, so let's go to this one, right?
Try all these out.
But they don't work.
Hey! Oh, Jesus Christ!
Don't make me shoot you.
Five dollars.
What's five dollars? How come that says zero dollars?
What's five dollars?
What about this one?
Four dollars, four or five.
So why the, why is the glass here?
Am I supposed to do this?
Maybe.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
What does that do?
It's an item scanner.
It's the item scanner.
It's the item scanner.
Yeah, I'm trying to scan these items. Nothing's happening.
And I wonder why.
They don't work!
Oh, zero now.
Wait, am I supposed to set it? Is that why?
Oh, it is scanning them. That's so funny.
It adds up to the 549.
Oh, I think I see. Hold on, let me see.
399 and then we know we click it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, let's try that I
Get it now three we need 399 where's which one is 99 cents? Oh
Definitely not that one
How did I get?
Okay, whatever that one is though
Well, no flashlight would be better
199 okay, cool, and then one of these was $2 this one
Oh my god, a coin!
Bruh, I'm so happy.
Oh my god, if I did.
Talk about using your brain.
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
Okay!
What about this one, $2.50?
I got you.
Which one is $0.50?
That one, okay.
And then the $2.
Hey, dude, math, let's go.
Easy math, easy math.
$5.
I don't think I have $5 because this one's 50 this one's 99. I don't have a $5 one. Oh
But you can scan it multiple times. Oh my
Glob look at all these coins. Let's go
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Okay, let's do this wait how much is that work $4. Oh my god easy
Let's go!
You know what's funny? If I would've gotten in the first try, because I scanned that first one two times, right?
If I would've had that, I probably wouldn't have understood what I did, and it would've just taken me longer to figure that out.
Okay, but we got some coins now! That should solve something, right?
I could do something with these coins.
I know I could use one for the dollhouse, I think.
Bro, I don't like the sound of that.
Let's play all this spooky music.
Hey, what's with all this spooky music, man?
Rotate dial.
We don't have a combination yet.
That's for another time.
What's this?
Oh!
We have access.
Dude, I've never been in here.
That's so funny.
How come I've never been in here?
the Lord for CCTV, not only can I now catch shopletters in the app, but thanks to my crafty
intellect, I would never forget the code to my safe for it is embedded hidden away through
the lens of a security camera. Oh, so it's one of the CCTVs. Okay, I don't understand
how that works. Or, wait, does that mean it's embedded? It's pointing to the combination
maybe? Five zero? I'll one two. That's not gonna be it. Maybe maybe one of these. I
can't even see that. There's no way. There's no way we would be one of those.
There was a coffee machine that you could coin in. In the office? I don't want to
waste my coins. I don't want to waste any coins here, you know? Where do I
go I don't know if there's anything with the cameras I need to do I'm checking I'm
checking not see that would give me like oh god there's one she's coming for me
just going for me wait that's like really close oh let's go but thanks
that's what I thought yeah that's what I thought where's you yeah that's what I
thought hey you come in here you get blasted straight up blasted
It's so dark in here. Zero percent. God damn it. You said there was a coffee machine?
Oh, we should reload.
Okay, let's go this way. I know I can use the cone for the coin for one of these things. Man, I can't see anything.
That sucks.
Staff room.
I know there was a the vending machine that we could use it on where's the vending machine at this way
4152 I think that's the code that's a combination
4152, okay
I'll try that. I'm already here. So I'll try it later
Was there an area I needed to put the coin in here. No, I don't think so
I don't think there's anything I can do in the Loading Bay right now.
Oh, that freaked me out.
Hehehe!
Oh, that's right!
Oh my god, that's a key!
That's the ignition key! Let's go!
I need a coin.
Baby girl!
We got a key!
Oh my god, we're finally gonna progress in the game!
Nothing is free, including this key.
I know, I had to pay up a frickin' homework coin.
There good it is.
Is this mirror broken?
It is. Okay, okay, okay.
I had to make shoot and then we have the dollhouse
Where are you?
Bro that looked like two heads. I thought these were two heads
Can we put a coin anywhere it's a small round if you know luck about that. What's that?
I'm not working.
What's this?
It's no use.
What is this?
Coin?
Guess not.
Guess not.
Okay.
Moving along.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Progression time.
I'm outta here.
This doesn't work.
What?
Uh oh.
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot!
Huh could have been better. Do we just keep ignoring? Oh, let's go.
Then we go through here. Bruh. We got this. Oh my god. Finally got some flashlight ammo,
dude. We got some flashlight ammo. I needed that. Okay, I didn't miss anything, right?
Oh my god, there's an army of them brothers an army of them
God dang y'all spooky what's this? Oh, thank God
Scary
What's this the doll?
We need two more. No, sorry one more we needed two more, but now we got the one okay?
That's excellent. It's amazing. I don't want to forget anything in this area though
What's around here
Nothing
noise about this noise just so that we have access for later hey what was that
oh nothing I guess can we break those okay excellent oh god I can't see
nothing let's keep it moving alone or hold on hold on I think that's all I
I hate it to do over there, right? Okay. See if there's anything in here.
What's this? Ooh. Nice. Did I collect them all? I did not.
Sucks. What's this? Taking statements from co-workers and shoppers.
It seems Miss Rule had a panic attack, which resulted in the
accidental breaking of a mirror. Due to the mishandling of the
situation by people, her at the time, a quick escalation
resulted in Miss Rule taking her own life using a shard of broken mirror glass.
There's no evidence of foul play, though I suspect she might have been in relations with a staff member named David.
Goddamn, it's always a David. Always a David, man. Uh-oh.
What was it you wrote in her file?
Patient was encouraged to establish routine errands that would put her outside.
Wow. No wonder mother blames you.
Why would you even fall in love with someone named David?
I know! My thoughts exactly.
To all the David's out there, it's just a joke. It's just a joke, man. What the-
And to everybody not named David, it's not a joke. It's not a joke.
I can't I can't I want to have my gun out but at the same time oh oh god trash
They call me the trash man what that I'm all right
Bruh
We got the last all oh my god. We are on a roll right now
Love to see it. What's this?
how dramatic she did call herself trash I don't know why there's no surprise oh I
ain't surprised you might be surprised but I'm not surprised at all if I'm being
honest if I'm being perfectly honest let's go this way let's go this way and
And then we go this way. Don't need any of this, right? Okay. So we just got to place the dolls.
Let's sprint. Let's get over there. We did the dolls. Was there anything else that we needed to do in that little area?
Let's go. Let's go fix the dolls up. I mean, we're here. Let's do it.
Oh, what about the vending machine? Before I do the dolls, what about the vending machine?
I'm itching to see what that vending machine has to offer me
Forgot where it was though. Is it this way?
They don't attack me now. I was in here. I knew it. Okay
Give it to me
You're kidding me
No
Shake it up. Oh, we're shooting this thing
Wow scammers absolute scammers. Oh
My god
Can't believe it
You know, I also took the time to do that
Literally, I took the time out of the game
They go for it. What that going to the machine and that's what it does to me. It's a small rounded sloth
Am I putting these in the right area or not? I guess not damn
We got to figure out the father the daughter okay. This is the daughter's room
Based on the assumption maybe this is the brother's room or the brother taking a shower. Oh dude somebody got murdered though
Maybe that's the daughter and then this is the
Maybe this is the brother's room. I
Don't remember what do they say also? What's that? Oh?
Oh, man, we need five dolls? How's that possible? How's that possible?
Hey! Or this is like another area. We don't use up one of these spots.
Because there's also that spot over there, dude. God damn it! How am I supposed to know?
Wow! How am I supposed to know? I wonder! I wonder!
Bro, okay, Mama was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer, so let's start with
that.
Mama was making dinner.
Where's the kitchen at?
Is this the kitchen?
I mean, this is the dining room.
No, I'm gonna run out of batteries, dude.
I mean, I guess I could still see, but not as well.
God damn it.
That's annoying.
It's very annoying.
It's very annoying.
Can't like buy batteries.
Jesus Christ.
I can't even see.
Hold on.
This is 0% I know, but I just need to figure out where's...
Is the kitchen here?
What is that?
That's the attic, isn't it?
That is definitely a bedroom.
Those are two bedrooms, dude.
Is that the kitchen?
Oh!
That's the kitchen? What's that? That's the- this might be the kitchen.
Just a small rounded slot.
Let's do that one maybe? Hold on, what's in back there?
There's one over- oh we can go this way!
Bruh, okay no, that's not the kitchen then. That's not the kitchen. Give me that.
There's the kitchen.
Mondal.
Uh, by the fire dad would sleep all day long.
That's over here. Don't need flashlight for that.
And then, in the attic, he had courage. Now my brother hides in storage. Okay, we got the brother.
Oh wait, in storage. So over here.
Gotta make more sense. And then, me, I'm fine. I'm good. Then, crash!
And since I'm bad, I'm life was trash.
Is it this? The blood?
No?
Really?
Okay, we just need to figure out the daughter then.
We could just move her around, I guess.
Well, I need the flashlight. I can't, I can't see.
No?
Really?
Did we do, we did that one first.
No, we didn't do that one.
Oh, shoot, we only have one more spot, the attic.
It's a small rounded slot.
You're kidding me.
Where does she go?
I didn't get it?
Dad by the fire?
I'm gonna run out of fucking flashlights.
Mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer.
Oh, the mom is not in...
Okay, the mom's not...
See that. Where's the freezer?
I mean, wouldn't that still be...
What does that mean?
she's the one that's dead? What does that mean? Now she's in the freezer. That's not
the attic then, right? I think she's the one that's dead? And then the daughter... Where's
the daughter at? Do I still have it? Where's the daughter at?
Um... Okay, we gotta move the dot around.
That didn't work.
Maybe she was in the kitchen?
It's a small rounded slot.
I have a feeling!
No?
How can such a puzzle be this hard?
You don't understand too, right?
Okay, good.
that doesn't understand this. That's what I was worried about. I was like, dude, I'm reading the facts
here. Mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer. But that would still be in the kitchen,
no? They don't have like a giant freezer, do they? Or is this considered the freezer,
this little area? Which I can barely see. But no, that's storage. That would make sense of that
storage. This is a bedroom. This is a bed. Yeah, that's a bedroom. Oh wait, what is this?
What's this area looks like a bedroom also, but like that's a bunk bed, right? Yeah, the attic I have no idea
Freezer would be freezer. I don't get it. The dad is definitely in a good spot, right or no I
Stuffed him in the laundry bay. Oh wait, he's not
Where's the laundry?
Okay, this is the laundry room
Oh, wait, maybe the dad's over there?
It's a small rounded sloth.
Yeah, let's try putting the dad there.
Where would the freezer be?
In the attic storage, why are those circled, right?
We have four that are underlined, no, five.
Five underlines, two circles.
Oh, bro, my flashlight.
How is it running on like 0%?
Yeah, and I look like a boys room too, but there's nowhere to put the
There's nowhere to put a laundry thing, so I guess we don't listen to that, right?
My by fire dad would sleep all day.
I stuff him in the loading bay.
Oh, that's not even, what am I thinking, that doesn't say laundry at all.
I'll see the word laundry or was it just me I think it was just me okay he was
definitely over here then there's no loading bay unless unless he's in the
garage unless he is in the garage I mean we could try that nothing's working so
far loading bay as in like the garage and then the brother in the attic and
And then, where else?
The mom in the kitchen?
Wait, is that the kitchen?
That's not the kitchen.
This is the kitchen.
And then the daughter, dude, I have no idea.
I don't know what they're expecting of me.
I mean, probably here, right?
No?
Dude, I don't know that.
I'm bamboozled.
Who's the one that died over there?
Oh, I thought that would work for a second when the light went out.
Bruh.
Dude, I have no idea.
Okay, let's get the dad out of there.
Let's put the dad here, because this would make sense by fire, right?
By fire, loading bay, this ain't no loading bay, right?
Let's just assume the brother's in the attic.
Mom's in the kitchen.
Okay, so it's just the daughter now.
Oh my god. Well, that's creepy. Dude it's like we're entering... It's like we're entering
a uterus or something. Joing me! Ceh9
sounds like uh sounds like a rapper's name
dude this is weird but although if you saw this as a kid that would be pretty pretty lit i'm not gonna lie
oh i didn't like that noise i got another t-block though with an a on it oh i haven't been looking at
that. We got battery even though it's been surviving on 0% for like ever.
Another one. D block. So we have TAD. Whoa! Is it dangerous? Did we shoot it?
Okay, now I'm getting freaked out. Is it chasing me?
Bruh. Creepy. Very creepy. The last, the last mirror! Oh my god, what was that? What's all this?
I can put something in here the blocks oh we need four no we need five okay five
blocks it looks like ah okay so this is D e I don't have e I have t though and we
have a well that's all by the way hated by whom okay so we definitely need to
find the blocks first. Oh, I don't like this spooky plasma. It's all around. Spooky plasma,
man. I don't like it. Anything else I can get? Man, I feel like that puzzle took, whoops,
that puzzle took, bro, are you serious right now? That puzzle took way longer than I
think I needed to. I was thinking way too hard about it. I wasn't uh, I wasn't
considering the fact that it would just be super straightforward. Brother and
Attic, mom and kitchen, dad by fireplace, and then the daughter wasn't
specific and I figured that was the bathtub thing. But I should have just
started the brother in the attic instead of overthinking it. Okay, that's the wormhole.
Maybe I got to shoot a balloon. Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, it's battery. Got a black. Okay,
we need one more block. Literally, just one more. What's over here? Okay, that's where
We
That's where we were
It's pretty cool though like I said as a kid imagine the ball
Thank you, I don't know how that happened, but thank you. Okay, let's do this. Yeah, my god. I'm just a case
Seems correct, but something with the reflection is wrong
What? How's that wrong? You're kidding me
Who's that? Oh do I need to spell it the other way I
Mean this would be the right way if this was an actual mirror
What did he say something in the reflection seems wrong?
Did I go over here?
Okay, I
Guess we'll spell it out
Oh
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where is she
Where's the mirror at? I gotta keep track of this mirror, dude. Oh, mother! Jesus Christ!
I didn't think I was gonna get behind the mirror in time. What the? What are the dummies
doing? Did that look like some kind of ritual going on? It's a kind of sexual ritual.
Jesus, so we did it.
She wanted to die.
Only someone as selfish as you would try and take that away from her.
I'm so glad to see you fail.
What?
I'll call that mission accomplished.
I do say so myself.
Dude, I hear somebody crying and like, I don't know if I want to approach that.
Is that her over there?
Man, it's not going to let me jump over.
Do we have our gun out or what?
You got a shooter?
I guess not.
What do we do?
It's okay.
I see you.
Don't kill me!
Oh, awesome.
How sweet.
I don't think Virginia would be capable of doing something like this without some sort
of outside influence.
Aha!
I promise you, Miss World, we'll get to the bottom of this.
Outside influence, you say?
That was the day she pulled the mirror off.
It hinges putting on her mother's makeup to taste the blood and lipsticks stayed in her mouth until the very end
Got that visual
No, thank you
So we did it we're done
Ain't forgetting something the pills. Oh, I don't have the pills dude as much
I mean, I don't know where to get it though as much as I would love to
We're not supposed to get these pills, man
It's as dark as frick.
Uh, I have one more coin I guess I could use.
I don't know where to use it though.
You said there was a coffee machine that I could use the coin in?
I guess I could use it there.
Kills is not that important, honestly. They all hid in my collectibles.
Okay, okay.
Solving right now. Such a touching story.
Oh my god.
I just can't believe it.
As Dr. Phil would say,
to the ranch!
To the ranch!
David, you fool!
Yeah, damn it.
Where's the golf...
Ah, let's just get out of here.
We spent so much time on that stupid
dollhouse puzzle,
that we got to get out of here it is what it is oh god damn I don't want to get
lost where was I
bro that's creepy I mean since I'm here see a water machine don't see a coffee
machine though is it over here
Let's get out of here, oh my flashlight still works, isn't that amazing?
Uh, I think it's this way, oh the safe, uh, yeah let me go do that.
That was in the office, right?
Where's the safe at?
Where's the safe at?
Staffroom?
No.
It was next to the CCTV.
You're such a good thing, still owes me.
Yeah, that's a fricking thing, man.
Shake it up.
Let's get to the office.
Is it this?
Manager room?
Yeah.
Wasn't it the cameras here?
Weird.
Okay, what's the code?
What's the code?
What's the code?
Whoops.
definitely not it 41 52 what am I gonna find in the safe
didn't work oh I have to select the number breath
No, I did the wrong thing!
Okay, let me do it again.
Four one five two.
Four one five two.
Let's go!
Let's go!
We got stamina and that's it.
Oh boy.
We got the one point in stamina, let's go.
At least I only need one for the other ones also.
That's not bad, I'll take it.
Onwards.
Thank you, thank you for the help, Evelyn.
I can do it without you.
I can do it.
Aha!
So there's nothing else, there's nothing else I can grab.
Man, don't that thing look like an anus?
Alright, I guess we, uh, oh!
Mama Sipa.
She can't stand the sight of herself. I don't blame her.
What?!
But she needs to see the world for what it is.
Help her reflect on this. Show her what she needs to.
Oh, is this the beginning area?
This is the beginning area, right?
So we go through the door, I think?
Yeah.
That's ever gonna happen.
Goodbye!
Off-brand Walmart, goodbye!
At least the bit of pills, yeah exactly.
We completed one of the things, we got stamina.
That's pretty good.
All right!
We gotta walk all the way back?
Damn, okay.
I think I'm ready now we can talk about the scars my face if you'd like yes I appreciate
you not asking me about them I mean I do see you looking at them I can't see it doesn't
work oh it doesn't listen they're gonna really make me go all the way around
Is it to play the tapes?
Did I miss a tape?
No, right.
Oh God, I'm so...
When I was a kid, my mom, she used to sign me up for like,
I'll miss whatever the hell you know like these beauty patches for this one I
was practicing at home and I was in the bathroom just playing with like some of
my mom's makeup and and then I sorry take your time I just slipped I don't
know I lost my balance and I grabbed the mirror cabinet and the whole thing
Just fell apart
Hate her my mother. She made me go anyway
Make you go where?
out
To the project
Freeware with a busted a face at the stitches
Yeah, I'd blame my parents who they did that if your parent can't see the reasonability of like bruh
Don't traumatize your kid by like forcing it into like that social pressure dude
Or at least have a lot of time before that builds up, you know before putting that situation you
Gotta have some resolve with yourself
Damn.
Oh, is that right?
It's never gonna.
Damn.
Yeah, poor girl.
Damn. Yeah, poor girl.
Really sad story going on, I'm just like, damn! It's true! I'm shocked and surprised.
What's this?
Uh, Circumstance of Treatment.
Patient began treatment as a mandated disciplinary measure in college.
Remates expressed concern.
Possible suicidal.
Ideation, that word.
Patient would hide in a room for fear of judgment over her personal appearance.
As a child, um, patient was entered into pageants by her mother.
Which, by the way, that's so messed up.
How would your mother do that, dude?
Like you'd have to be delusional first of all to not be like that self-aware if you will of the situation
Not to say that the girl is still not pretty or anything like that, but it's the idea of like
Dude there's a lot to overcome
personally
before you
Start advertising that you know what I mean
Put her in like pageants of all things dude. That's crazy. Not traumatize anybody
suffer verbal abuse relating to her appearance. Wow, no surprise. Patient suffers from the
constant notion of judgment from others naturally because she was forced into like pageants
and stuff. That's terrible, dude. Patient internalized this to an extreme degree, retaining a
strong aversion to public spaces for fear of being judged. Patient was encouraged to
to establish routine errands that would put her outside.
Damn, man.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Yeah, let's blame the mother.
Let's blame the mother for making it like that much harder.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Imagine pageants school on its own, right?
Literally, like, you can't get more judgmental
than those areas.
And it's like, oh yeah, on top of that,
let's do that with the fact that, you know,
She just went through this experience that altered her image in a way that she needs the
They cope with
You know what I mean
Oh my
Let's not waste any more time on how unbelievable this on me be and tackle the situation and
Good cats talking you are going to die Desmond if you do not get to the bottom of all this
madness
Simply you must keep a little head and find a way through this I
Will help you as best as I possibly can
Now concentrate
We might have some answers
That guy with the hat would have some answers.
Feels weird having my gun on the cat, so let me have like the flashy bits.
patients
Okay explore the building
Once more on to the breach
Do you want me to explore Virginia's what?
Is that Virginia's I couldn't even
Pet Tonya whoops, she disappeared
Who's whose thing is this?
Mean the other one was a was a Walmart thing outside, so
There's no way that this one wouldn't be the apartment. Oh
Cool, it's outside also. Yeah, let me get out of here
No, it won't let me oh
My god
Wait, it's those things oh
It's not dude that that freaked me out
I thought it was those ghoulies with the with our they usually have a red eye
Did we listen to this already or these new tapes
hell I'm starting to see unusual patterns behaviors ever since the
crowd at the book of guys it's beginning to make that chase me around
my patients dropping my voice okay you definitely can't be a good doctor if all
your patients are killing themselves I should go over there crazy dude I need
to understand what this is that take this guy's license that's a wreck
All the patients are just like, well, I saw the dock and, you know, yeah I just don't want to be here anymore.
God, let's get out of here.
I thought I didn't want to play the tape since there was an indicator on it, but I think that was just for the sake of an indicator, right?
So, you don't have to worry about it.
The cat's back, I think.
Is she back for me? Or did I do something wrong?
Let's have a look. Can we pet her now?
Try looking around the building whenever you get the chance.
Who knows? We might find something new.
Okay. How do I pet you?
Oh, there we go.
I wish I could have better things to do.
No. I actually don't.
Petting a cat is priority.
It's priority.
See you soon.
See you soon.
I mean, this would make the perfect sense to explore right?
I'm just fascinated by the fact that this flashlight operates at 0% battery.
I don't think we need to pick up any batteries, but why not, right?
We're mad as well.
It's funny, I haven't needed any HP, which is nice.
You see?
They look like ghoulies.
So now we're on the rooftop, the music's getting a little spooky.
How do I, what's blocking this?
There's no chain or anything, so why can't I go in?
Whoa.
Ooh, spooky.
Oh, there's a telescope.
I'm good.
I can't fall.
The moon?
Damn, can we copy it to somebody's window though?
Okay, it's somebody in the air.
Or no.
I guess not.
Okay.
Can I use this as a weapon?
How do I get in here?
Can I break these jackals?
No?
Bro, there's nothing holding this part, though.
I thought it was like some rope I could cut.
But I guess not.
Who's this?
So is that it?
That was it.
Looks like it.
Oh!
Well, no, because I'm going to injure myself, right, if I go up there?
With a barbed wire?
You can go there after you finish the last chapter.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, so now we have the roof discovered.
the very least. It's the cat! How come the cat didn't disappear this time? Are the ghoulies
still around? Or no? Where's Virginia's apartment? I totally forgot. Is it here? I don't remember.
Let's have her go down. Just in case. Let's have her go down. Oh yeah, it is right.
Oh, this is my home. Okay. Good to know. Good to know.
Where's your try?
We can't go in.
No dice.
Interesting.
TV still doesn't work?
Look, it's my favorite channel.
Nothing.
Oh, guy!
Skadaddle, skadaddle.
What's that noise?
Killing me.
Is that Explorer the building?
Who's that mean?
This part?
This area?
No?
There was no...
Oh ho!
I don't like that.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that? What was that? What was that?
Bro, all these doors are locked.
All of them are locked.
Okay!
I guess to... what is the second floor?
Thing?
Let's go to floor one.
Find out.
Yeah!
That door is still locked.
I'm stuffed.
Shduffed.
Oh, have we been there before?
Apartments.
Maybe we go to our apartment.
So far we've learned the change is inevitable.
You either get with the times or the world changes without you.
Okay.
How about this?
Hehehe.
Does that do anything?
Flashlight.
Can I go here?
What if I do? Can I shoot that?
I think I could shoot that right. Let's try
Let's try let's try it works dude. Is this a shortcut was I allowed to do that?
That's pretty cool me
Was I allowed to do that?
Let's try these, I guess.
Yes!
Oh.
Pissed the loud.
Noise.
What's that noise?
What we found out what the noise was?
Okay.
Wait, where did I come from?
I shot the thing that blew up this area, right?
I think?
I just want to get my bearings.
They didn't want me to go- what's that noise?
They didn't want me to go to the apartments over there or whatever that door is?
Hey, we got more tablets!
Motha!
Motha!
Dude, I can't get my gun out on time and that's what freaked me out.
This is why you need to be armed all the time.
Oh, there's another door over there.
Before... what's this?
Before we go do that.
Dude, that stuff looks toxic.
I don't think it's safe to be breathing any of this.
Oh, God.
But am I supposed to go in there?
Noice.
Noice.
Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to step in that.
Let's, let's skedaddle from it from now.
What's this? Does it tell me?
God damn it.
You can have a gas mask now. You got to return to the basement and explore it a bit.
Oh, that's right. That's right. Gas mask.
Um...
Before I do that, let me just finish up checking out all this, right?
Minimize well.
Oh, so that was the door to that, okay.
Good to know, good to know?
Yes, I'm aware the lights flickering in the section floor will be fixed.
Thank God.
Oh, so that's where I need to go, okay.
Will I die instantly?
Or will I still have some health?
What was that?
We got a coin!
Oh my!
Bro keeping up on me like that.
Bro really just stood behind me and said boop.
God damn.
Why he got to do that though?
Why he creeping like that
Jesus Christ, okay
What's up? Oh god. Oh god. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. I'm stuck dude. I'm stuck Jesus
Pretty good. Oh, I had to go this way
The game was like no go the other way
Okay, we use it here as a small coin slot oh
This is for the pills right what do I need?
Dang it here we go health speed stealth maybe speed what speed like how fast I run
Or is it or should I just increase the health
Yeah, let's do health. Let's do health. That'll make more sense.
Especially when we got these people creeping up on us.
Hey, let's go! Better bein'!
Oh, we could just keep buyin' stuff, huh? Okay.
What's this?
Pill Poppin' Boomer! Bro, what'd you call me?
That's rude.
How do we get over there?
cool that's an 18 that's an 18 anything over here flashlight nice nice it's down
there. Oh sheesh! We saw this. Shoot it up!
BAH! BAH!
Noice.
Ex-de-lie.
Give it to me.
Nice.
Did he just say nom?
We got him to say nom.
Okay.
Is there anything on the ground here?
Ooh.
We got speed.
Let's go.
What's this?
Spring on New Year.
Last night Milton Haman's welcomed New Year in style with a wretches.
Wretched. Raccoons? Party in the town square that included fireworks, line dancing, and
a musical performance by the town choir. Horrific.
What's that? Oh, guess not.
Some bubbly water. Is that it?
in here. 105, it only increased it, it increased it by 5 points, that's it. Wait, is this locked?
Oh my god, I heard the noises! Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Do the tankier now! The freaking
Thank you now, man.
Oh my god.
Close this goddamn door.
They really be creeping up on me.
How'd they know I was in here?
You know the combination by chance, Evelyn?
Ha ha ha ha.
What year is it?
You think I know?
Goddamn.
This is why you always gotta reload.
This is why you gotta reload.
That's a combination.
Uh, you've been reading a newspaper.
A newspaper recently.
Did I?
Oh, that one out there, you're kidding me.
That was actually gonna give me some facts. Let's go take a look
This one
1997 is that it?
In very local market 97 is going to be our best year blah blah blah. Let's try it out. Let's try it out
97 oh
What a time to be alive
Or is this a newspaper?
No, oh, and that's why he asks what year is it?
Gotcha gotcha. Okay
19
Hey, look at me
We've got another one. We've got another one. We've got another one and we got another
Nice. So we have one point in all of them now. That's pretty good.
We're shaking, we're grooving.
We're shaking that leg up, let's go.
Okay, now I guess we go to the basement since we discovered everything over here.
What are the friggin' the mirror out?
All these doors are locked, right?
You just tell me so I don't have to click each one.
This doesn't explode at all.
Okay, I'm just double checking.
Check it.
What the?
I almost see that.
Ow.
Is time really running out?
What are you trying to scare me?
This guy, man.
I guess we can go here.
I thought I blew that up already.
Who's that noise?
Alan's home.
Oh, you gotta put these candles out dude.
It caused fire.
Dude, this is it.
Looks like your classic New York apartment for $3,000 a month. Just one hallway.
What's that? Can I reach it? No?
Oh, there's a door. Wow. Never mind. 10,000 a month. There's an extra room in here.
Oh, we got Alan's tape now, though.
Doc Wales told me to write, so I'm writing. Even though I don't want to write, what I want to do is scream at people.
A woman by the lighthouse today told her a meat-headed boyfriend that I was looking
at her funny and he punched me in the gut.
I wish I could bury both of them in the ground.
I'm so mad I'm so mad.
Okay Alan, okay.
Now we see why he...
First of all, wait a second.
I don't even like fully understand what he just said there.
Someone, the girl?
That's a knife.
the girlfriend said to the boyfriend that this guy was looking at her funny and the boyfriend just
bought that and resorted to violence immediately it's kind of wet so we can go up there once we have
the mask right okay okay okay that was it though see i always forget that i have a flashlight
let's get out of here let's get out of this can do
alan is a teen as i remember oh yeah i was picturing like this old dude that's how i was like man
Man, that's weird.
That's weird for him to get punched in the gut, like, just off the word of something.
But in high school, that would make sense.
That would totally make sense.
Okay, it's so funny in high school where it's just like, they said this.
Nobody uses their brain, they're just like, okay.
Evidence?
Your references?
Trust me, bro.
That's your reference.
Trust me, bro.
Source question mark?
And they always do without question. They always do
How do I get the mask again? Oh, it's over there, right? Dude, this door is still locked though
The door is locked
Do I go in through here? No
And I get the mask
Am I going the right way? Or am I wasting time? You can be honest with me
You'd be totally honest with me.
There's something over there.
How do I get over there?
Hmm.
It's blocked off, though.
Parkour!
Ah-ha!
Ow!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh!
Drugs.
Epic drugs.
Oh, drugs. Epic drugs.
What else? What's this? Hello.
Oh, cool. Hello, T2.
I don't have my pistol out, dude. This area's a little too spooky.
Oh, we can go through here now. Nice.
What's this? Oh,
that increased health? Let's go. That's a good one. That's a juicy one.
Let's have a flashlight out.
Since there was no boogaboo-guzz around.
Hey, what's up, Gardener?
How you doing?
You ready to get spooked out?
How do I get in here?
Ah-ha!
Nice.
Ah-ha!
Nice.
Oh God was close oh God wait will the mask protect me from that now oh shoot
This is a jump.
Parkour!
Parkour!
The straps are broken, I'll have to hold it.
That's why I can't put the gas.
I don't mind.
Especially if I can...
Oh, but if there's a dude chasing me down...
I gotta worry about that, huh?
I gotta take off the mask,
and then do that.
Well, the mask won't protect me against this stuff, right?
How do I cleanse that area?
Mask will protect you from black gas also.
Really?
Oh, it does work!
Noice.
No, I can't see.
Ooh! Oh God! I didn't realize I was... on top of it.
Hey, yeah! Oh!
Was I already here?
No, I wasn't.
Well, let's go.
More stamina, baby.
Locked. That's rude.
Now we got our mask.
I can't see.
Yeah, I can't see nothing.
Do I jump?
I can't. Hold on. Really?
Oh, I'm scared.
Get me out of here.
How am I supposed to move?
Dude, I was like, I couldn't- Oh my!
The blades had me freaking. That thing? That was like a zombie. Wait, why can't I go in?
Look at this.
You said I could travel through the- the gas.
Oh god, I can't see
Everything is mixed in your head. Oh, is this not the mask for this?
You're kidding me. So how do I get that?
The store's locked
I'm doing good by the way if you were asking me if you weren't it's okay
I should have opened this door.
Um, you can go through here after completing second chapter.
Ah, okay.
So I don't worry about the black guys right now.
Gotcha.
At least I have a master.
I mean, it is what it is.
Back to the First Flow War.
So there was one of those doors I had to go through, right?
Most likely?
Which one was it?
Have I gone through?
I haven't gone through this one yet.
So let's go through this one.
I don't remember what it was.
We went through Alan's.
Ah, this is it.
That's right, because we couldn't get by here last time.
Gotcha.
Zoinks.
Let's get a flashlight out.
TV on. I remember that, I remember that. That's right, that's right.
I said don't jump on the bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's go through here.
That's the mirror. Ooh, that door's locked. Uh, that door's locked too? It's locked.
Getting me doesn't work god damn it sir Keith
Where's the key at?
Is it over here said don't stay in bed
a linen a linen damaged by the knife am I supposed to stab linen let's see
maybe we do this no the bear no oh man we actually destroyed the bear I didn't
I didn't even do that.
Where would the key be?
This was the area that I wanted me to explore.
Hmm.
Think, Blue Watch. Think!
That's still locked. I mean, can we just buzz it?
Uh, okay.
And I'm out of here.
Or...
Oh.
Maybe we do this?
What is that?
The demon.
These doors are really locked.
Wait, there's a key here.
Woooo!
It was a ghost key!
Oh my goodness!
What?
Oh god.
Bro, I can't read that.
We spoke of running a Rorschach test?
What is that? Have you done one before?
Virginia.
I'll show you an ingbrot and you tell me what it might look like shall we do a few sure first image
Second image a crowded auditorium a third image
What might this be for the fourth image
With six arms like snakes
Not at all there are no wrong answers Virginia
That is this lasting blood make you feel powerful powerful. That's weird. That's a weird thing to say seeing
A monster with six arms makes you feel powerful. It's kind of weird
Is that it was that it we just needed the venue and we good or let's do this again. Oh
Yeah, I think we're good. Okay
What's your dad up to do to him?
Why are you making fun of my voice acting?
Bruh.
All I'm saying is I should have done a nice voiceover narrative for this game.
They gotta take a look at this stream and be like, okay, you made a mistake.
We should have hired this guy.
We could have done all the voices.
so but here where we play the oh yes there was a what is it called what is it
called where was that that record player in my office it might it might have been
in my office let's go to my office room number two you might get some can you
do an impression of kitty the one that was in the game that one don't kill me
please I hate it when this freaking phone rings dude
Like a lot, really don't like it.
Ah, Alan Shaw, the one-man freak show.
Answer's phone while you're here on the other side.
Ah!
Just get my comparison.
For the first moment, you speak into your office.
You know he was doomed.
Got fun?
Bubbly.
Listen, I got my gun ready.
It's all good. It's all Gucci.
I got my Glock right here.
gonna do about it. You better not be acting sussy there.
Wooo!
You acting sussy!
Can't pet her again. Shame. Let's close this door, man. I'm tired of people like
I can listen to songs with this.
What?
Someone's got a short attention scan.
A bra?
Not bad.
I thought I had to move this thing.
Weapon out.
Is that it?
Oh.
Nothing can be so simple
Make use to my with flaws
Come to the movies, or the world
I'm a dreamer, but I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
I'll be true
You're actually down on me. I did not die. I went to sleep. I want you as I am dreaming.
Through the mist, I persist. You promised me a kill.
Oh, now we're gonna be?
You're promised a lifeboat
And I'm sure
You're a judgment on
Like the others
Pretending
I trust in
That you hear
That you see through
My broken skin
Let you tell me
People would love me
It's the devil's beat, get rid of me
When the world came crashing down on me
I did not die, I fell to sleep
I watch you as I am dreaming
The way, the way it's screaming
When the world came crashing down on me
I did not die.
I went to sleep.
I watched you as I had dreamed.
I love the random condom from Gardner.
He's trying to try to get me to spiked and blinkering over the west of the U.S.
It's true, it's funny.
I was just looking at that on Twitter.
I don't know what the Chinese were doing, but...
like anything, it's all about data.
We want more data.
They already get plenty through TikTok.
Cat Jam is literally Tanya.
I know, right?
It was sad.
It was nice.
Is that it?
It's my record player.
It is.
Is that it?
Is that it?
Is that it?
It's my record player.
It is.
Is that it?
Not to be rude, but I expected more.
I expected a lot more, Tanya.
I thought that was going to, like, progress me somehow.
I don't think it did.
Considering the fact that I still need a mask for the googly stuff...
And... what else?
What else? Maybe there's a door I haven't been through yet?
I think they have all the data already. I wouldn't be surprised.
It is what it is.
I don't really mind.
Here there's a door haven't tried opening it we went through that that one right I
Don't remember what it was. Oh, that was Alan's room
That was Alan's room
We haven't gone through here yet, but I don't know how to get there
With the map right the mask, but I won't be able to jump over the boxes
No.
What a shame.
That looks really cool, though.
How do we move these boxes?
It needs to explode, right?
Normally that's what happens.
Maybe something over here?
What's this?
Yes, I'm aware of the lights flickering.
No candles, no fires, no guns.
Okay.
Maybe I missed it over here.
It's blocked from the other side.
What's that noise?
Oh, we got another phone call!
So, Mr. Desmond Wales.
Yeah, that dog could be you.
Huh?
Man, this guy just talks nonsense when he calls me.
Literal nonsense.
What to do?
What to do?
Do I go back to Allen's place?
Maybe?
I guess let's go back to Allen's place.
I feel like I've done everything else.
Can I go through here?
Damn it!
The utility room.
Did I cover everything in here?
If you're reading this, it means I was right in that case.
Slide second floor above the vending machine.
Oh yeah, dude, this was like super early on.
That was the gun.
Okay.
Oh, we have a door.
Uh-huh, with a mask.
Let's go.
We finally found a reason for the mask.
What's this?
Ooh.
Was that for health?
Yes, we got another one for health. Let's go.
That was it, though? Oh, man. I thought it was going to progress me somehow.
Shame.
Okay. Now I can collect this, right?
Nice.
So I'm at 110.
What did I say I was going to do?
Go through here.
It's good. Maybe there's like a clue I missed in Alan's place. That's what I'm supposed to do.
Alan is seeming a little bit sussy now.
Nah, you see like I'm supposed to go through there.
I don't want to move forward.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Is there something I missed? Maybe the phone?
No one is picking up.
Interesting, interesting.
Not really sure what that means.
Dude, that's everything.
Yeah, I gotta come back here when I have the other mask, I guess.
So where do I go?
Just go to Virginia's apartment again?
Bruh, I was already there though.
Oh, again, now that I've risen to the vinyl, right?
Mmm, good thinking, good thinking. Let's try that. Let's try that.
Go, go, go, go, go, go. Ow!
Bro, this glass, man.
Whoa!
Gun's out. Can't trust nothing you see.
Maybe we're supposed to open another door?
Bro, can't I just like shoot these locks?
That's it man, that was it.
I mean we're back in the bathroom but...
I don't think...
I don't think we're supposed to see or do anything in here.
Hmm...
God name.
I said just don't go there again.
Oh!
I see.
I see.
Oh, official says balloon poses no national security threat.
Yeah, I don't think so either. Like I said, they're just data collectors.
Ah, the phone. Wait, does that mean it doesn't want me to go that way?
I think so. Wait, have I gone there?
No, I haven't, right? Because of the smoke. Okay.
So I didn't, the phone rang when I got to this part.
Little does it know I can't even get through there.
Maybe something down there. Let's go back here.
Oh, we got more phones ringing, is that it?
Can I hang up on this guy?
You need to go to your office and listen to Alan's tape.
I have Alan's tape? Oh my god. I didn't even realize that.
Okay, let's get- let's head back to the office.
Thank you for telling me. That probably saved me at least 20 minutes because I would have been exploring down there.
Alright.
To the office!
I assumed I needed to do something else because the Tanya said, see ya later.
Come back when you have something useful to me, you know?
What the? Hello Tonya, I'm back.
I gotta say, I'm not a big fan of Hallmark's cat food.
We've got a head-alans tape. Oh my god.
Oh, that's right, we gotta live it, right?
We gotta live through Alan's tape.
Dude, that's crazy. That's spooky.
Spooky-wookie! I could pet her? It didn't give me the option last time. I didn't think I was able to do it again.
I'll pet her on the way back.
Was there... there was no play button, right? I didn't want to miss the first one. I think I need a sprint.
Yeah! Noice.
Pro-epic landing.
Okay, Mr. Shore, the team's running. Thank you for agreeing to be recorded.
Oh, um, should I just start talking? What do you want to know?
Is this like a teenager? What made you decide how exactly do you feel weird?
What the?
I'm slightly killed. I've had these nightmares. Ever since I came remember I've always had these
Riffing dreams and cameras playing.
I recur.
Man, like there are themes in that, they keep coming back.
Honestly, doc,
it's been such a constant that I
shake my life around them, you know.
Have you ever seen anyone
about these recurring nightmares?
Like a shrink like you?
No. Honestly,
for the longest time I thought it was
normal life to wake up
Sweating to see things in the dark
rightful things
Jesus
Normal
What is it that frightens you?
CC best thing I don't get my whole life. I could feel
Presence of shadows I could hear
sorrow in the dark
Spoiling man, I know I got so used to being paralyzed by dread
And people notice, you know, I say weird stuff sometimes, I guess.
At some point, I just decided to live comfortably in this reality,
containing a beacon of light over a sea of darkness,
the flow, and the fray.
But I'd be lying if I didn't get there,
being swallowed by darkness,
or sinking into depths.
It makes me feel alive, man.
It's electric!
Pentagon is tracking a Chinese surveillance balloon that's lingering at high altitude over the western U.S.
Home to sensitive sites.
Ground and planes, and movement of precautions.
Senior official tour quarters, customary condition of indomitability.
The official said it was not a building thing.
What's up, Claude? How you doing, man?
Yeah man.
Okay so Alan, Alan kind of seems like a little freaky.
I'm being honest.
Alan seems a little freaky.
So were Alan in Virginia a thing?
Or was it?
No that's right Alan got punched in the gut because apparently he was looking at the
girl a funny way but he probably wasn't.
Because it's just high school drama, right?
Oh, we're we're not done yet. Okay
Pretty cool man pretty cool. What's this?
Look at you, Mr. Private Detective. What do you think is behind all this bigfoot aliens?
Big bad government officials
Shits and lies on the situation, why don't ya?
Oh, I will.
Oh, I will.
Can I go this way?
Is there any, like, pills for going this way?
No?
Horrific.
Unbelievable.
I'm always scared that this guy is going to pop out behind you, literally, you'd be
creeping.
Do we have to go over there?
God damn.
That's a long way.
I'm owning it.
What was that?
Jesus Christ!
Bruh!
Yo, somebody just tried to kill me.
There's no way that there's nobody on top of that mountain.
I'm trying to make it look like an accident.
Unbelievable.
Oh, I thought there was like a tape here.
Sheesh.
I guess we keep it moving along.
What the?
Oh, no you don't.
Can't take my eyes off you.
It's just too good to be true.
Freak is this.
The light.
I have to restore it?
Oh, I thought that was the right thing to do.
Oh! Jesus Christ! Who's that?
It's gonna come back around. We gotta go. Oh my god. We gotta go, we gotta go.
It's gonna come back around and kill me. Stay right here until it swooshes around.
It's coming!
Wait!
Oh, spooky.
Go, go, go.
Wait, I can't go here.
Wait, I can't go here.
How do I reach it?
It doesn't make any sense.
Oh God, move.
Sheesh!
Traveled by boat?
No. Don't tell me it's gonna make me swim. There's no way. It's gonna make me swim.
Maybe there's a way around. I mean, I just went that way. There's
nothing over there. I don't even know if I'm supposed to avoid it. I
I just assumed because it completely destroyed that thing.
Maybe I can go up?
Is there a trail?
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, there is!
Let's go.
What's that?
What?
The light in the dark will hurt you.
Perhaps like him we should blah, blah, blah.
Hold on.
I'm worried about this light.
Zoinks?
So I was right.
Okay.
Job of the lighthouse.
Alone and afraid.
Okay.
I'm all in. I'm all in, it's...
What do you want?
I ain't got time for this.
This guy with his analogies, man.
Oh, God.
Okay we could go here. Wait, what was over there though?
Pop most look out. Is there any, is there any pebbles there?
Should we explore for the sake of pills?
Hey, what's that? Those ghoulies?
Oh, those are ghoulies. There's like two of them. Or more.
Should we lure them? Yeah, let's lure them and then blast them.
Eh, let's go.
Whatcha gonna do about it? Whatcha gonna do about it?
That's it? Come on, there's gotta be pills here.
What's that? Are those people...
Ew, what are those?
Those crows?
Hold on, before I go there...
Where's the pills at?
Sorry, no light at the end of this tunnel, maybe in the top of the tower, or the bottom of the pit?
Oh!
Nice! Thank God there was something.
I was worried that they made me do that for nothing.
Nice. Okay.
I'll take it. At least we got something.
We got one of the pills.
Can I shoot these birds?
No! You're a cuter!
Got it, we got the second one.
What's that? Ammo?
Oh, like infinite ammo.
Perhaps on the sunlight is probably long.
I'm worried about this light.
Oh, it's not gonna reach me. Okay.
Crazy.
nothing else no more pills okay okay we got a pencil skin any got it's good
things to do before the cap is show up
the moon
You're still talking about this flight data, huh, Gardner?
Yeah, everybody taking notes?
Gardner over here providing the wiki in the chat.
Wikipedia.
Got our own, very own Wikipedia.
Okay.
We're skamushi.
Skamushi in the process.
What is all that?
Can I go around it? Okay, good.
About a second.
What the? Oh God!
Reload, reload, reload! What the?
Oh, does that thing target me? So it doesn't hurt me, it just targets me? Hold on. Does it come back?
I think I passed it.
Jesus Christ.
Who's that?
Whoa!
One on Earth?
Whoa
One on earth
Another telephone ring. Hold on this light is about past. Oh, it would have got me too
We want
Bro, you've got time for this guy.
What?
What do I get in?
It's blocked from the other side.
God damn it.
Blocked from the other side.
How do I get in from the other side?
What's that?
Man
Okay, I guess we'll worry about it later
That is some goop
So I've ever seen
That is it. That is the goop. Can we go up here? It's a shortcut. We can
Let's do that
What keeps this sound crows
They're informants need to silence them thick or a slide house whoa
I'm on it. I'm on it. Go, go, go. We go up here. That's all this. I'll take it all. Take
it all. Is there anything down there? Maybe, maybe not. Oh boy, the lights come back. What?
Oh God!
Woooo!
Jesus Christ!
Who's that?!
Oh my God, the light!
The freaking light's coming!
And I don't know what-
OOOH!
The light can't reach me, right?
Oh, shoot!
What the freak?
Shoot me.
Freak
Jesus so I can't get in
God damn it, okay, we need to find another way
What? Oh, that's fake. I totally should have been able to do that.
the van
Wait, how where else am I supposed to go?
Unless there's a key somewhere
Oh boy.
It's back.
It's back.
I see him.
Oh God.
Come here!
I dare you.
Show yourself!
God damn it.
It's a maniac. I probably...
Melted the keys to all these doors along with this damn house.
What?
Uh, I guess I'm gonna go in there and fish them out if they still exist.
I'm not... Where? When management here's about this, it's gonna...
The maniac melted the keys to all the doors along with this damn house.
Guess I'm gonna go in there and fish them out if they still exist. I'm not setting foot in there
How they go inside the house holding seems unstable smells burn human flesh am I supposed to bait him
To go in the house. Oh, dude, I didn't know I could go through here. Okay. No, I'm good. Oh
God
What am I supposed to do?
Oh my God!
Jesus Christ!
What does that do?
Oh it turns the light on at least.
What does the other one do?
I can't tell.
Maybe I need it for the other one?
Go! Jesus Christ. What does that do? Nothing.
I can't carry that much ammo.
Oh, she's cold in here.
I only have one fuse, so...
There's only so much I can carry.
Oh, God.
How am I supposed to reach THAT?
Bruh.
Oh no.
He's back.
He's back.
Jesus Christ.
Am I supposed to get him to melt something?
Oh, wait, that doesn't make sense.
Oh, what?
Ow!
Oh, shoot!
Jesus Christ!
Okay, I think I need to do all these generators.
Get some fuse box.
I think that's what it is.
But then...
God, dammit.
What was that?
I heard a thing.
Is that this?
Oh my god.
Oh, I have no more ammo?
You're kidding me.
Are they ever going to kill me?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, I have no more ammo?
You're kidding me.
I didn't even realize that.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, that's so annoying.
Where's the last generator at?
Oh!
Goddamn!
I don't know where the last generator is at!
If I even need it, oh my god.
Is there something on the ground?
Jesus.
He's coming for me!
He's coming for me!
Wait, where do I go?
Does he... can he drown in the goop?
Oh god, I'm dead.
Oh god, I'm dead.
Wait, why do I even need these generators on?
Oh, he doesn't like the lights.
Gotcha.
What does this one do?
It blasts that one?
Okay, so it turns on that one.
Is that it, though?
Is that its only purpose?
What does this one do?
Yeah, he doesn't like the light.
Okay, okay, okay.
I don't get it.
Maybe I have to activate that generator?
Let's go.
No luck.
Doesn't work.
Interesting.
Oh, hey, he's coming back.
Unless there was one over here.
It doesn't work. Interesting.
Oh, hey, he's coming back!
Unless there was one over here.
That hurts me. That's so stupid.
Okay, um...
I'm only safe around here apparently.
Oh, that one busted.
We could turn that one on.
Oh, it works on for like, it works for like a split second.
I think I get it.
We turn, we do that with this combo.
Oh, nice.
Oh, God.
It needs two.
It needs two.
Yeah!
Oh, dude.
That's using some brains right there.
Sheesh!
I'm just about to get into the house right now.
Um, I am gonna continue though, when I see a new checkpoint.
I just don't know if I saw the checkpoint cat thing yet.
Delicious.
Use the flashlight.
Oh boy.
What's-a-got-do-bout-it?
Does my flashlight work on it?
Or do I need some more power?
There's the checkpoint.
Okay.
Okay, I feel like, regardless, there's still a lot to cover.
I'll save it for another stream
Whoo without any big corporation
You know I mean
Come here
Over here. She's scared. I think she sees a ghost
Good girl! Good girl! Yeah, let me get away. Dude, I don't even remember where I was in
this game, so... playing Sound of Mind, I'm back at it. I remember I was stuck at a part
Where oh god. Oh
That's right. I got inside of the house. That's right
How am I out of ammo? Oh, yeah, I was sprayed at it that one thing
Okay, well flashlight out
Let's do it. Let's do it
We got inside
And we have to get to the lighthouse
Take a look for yourself through the looking glass and see how shrouded in darkness of
mind like Alan's could be.
It's an old oil lantern.
After a story, worth a try.
Worth a try for what?
Oh, come on.
God!
The smog is approaching me.
Hey, where do I go?
Oh, that a door?
Oh, cool.
It doesn't even open.
It doesn't even open.
What's this?
I have to restore it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let's try to do this.
Oh!
Make it bright with...
What?
What? With what?
The oil lamps?
Illuminated.
Illumination?
Oh!
May get bright with candles.
Illuminated.
Yes?
There's my natural purpose here.
Holy moly.
I know!
It's gonna be great.
Luke just loves the tees.
It's okay. Luke's been following for like years.
They're very... they keep their money with their set fire.
Every now and then they'll pop a joke like that.
Dude, I have no idea.
And I... ooh!
And I can't get through the smog.
Oh, I feel shivers down my spine.
Yeah, this doesn't work.
Did we try this?
This is an old oil lantern.
Bruh.
You need to throw the lantern in here, as I remember.
I need to throw the lantern in here?
Oh, I feel shivers down my spine.
I can't even pick up the lantern, though.
The lantern is off.
No dice.
How do I turn it off?
Whack!
Is there anything on the floor I'm supposed to pick up?
Maybe you need to find some kind of oil.
I mean, you wouldn't be wrong.
You'd be absolutely right.
The problem is, I'm not seeing anything, especially without my flashlight, right?
Oh, who's that?
How do I get up there? Do I shoot it? Oh my god, but I don't have any bullets
How do I get up there?
Do I just keep whacking this?
It looks like I'm gonna need to allocate.
Abyssin.
You think I miss a- Dude, there's like- I have four square inches here of space.
What exactly would I miss?
Unless it's- Okay, we have- Hold on, maybe this.
What's this?
What does that say?
It's pointing that way.
It's the same thing. I'm gonna eliminate something. I have no idea what to eliminate. Hey what was
that? Hey there's something on the ground. Dude this wasn't even there the whole time.
Oh my god. It wasn't there the whole time. It's too early.
time dude all of a sudden it just decided to pop up out of nowhere. Jesus Christ.
Okay so now I got the old can. Wow. Oh God. Oh so that's what the pizza smog.
Hmm. Oh, and I can't pick these up. Well, that's annoying.
Luna, where'd you go?
Of all the nightmares I've had to date, this must be the worst.
My light went out and there was an accident. Oh God, it's all my fault.
Man, that's some depressing love letter right there.
right there. It was your fault! You made me do it! You denied me a date at Subway. You
denied me. So I really need to frickin... I find that annoying that I need to use this
in order to reveal the object that I need to grab even though I'm looking at the spot.
I'm looking at the spark.
What does it say?
Is that a word?
What did I say?
Whale.
In the what?
We gotta put it in the butt of the whale.
Somehow.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Okay.
I was in the tower when it happened.
I took the route down the cliffs into the boat house.
as I fumbled around. Unable to see.
The lantern is off.
Lantern!
So we need to eliminate the entire house.
I suppose.
Need there's something over here?
Sunk into the bottom. Ah!
I found you. I found-
How do I get over there? Oh God.
Hey!
Kill him!
Can we kill him with fire?
So how do I get over there?
But it's outside too.
I never grabbed it.
No way, this is inside of the house.
Is there anything else?
Hey, what was that?
C1, C2, okay, where, where, where, where, where, whoa, nice, and I guess the other one,
yeah the other one's outside that I can't grab.
Luna scared of this game.
She says, oh no you don't.
The lantern is off.
Okay, I remember.
Oh god.
What's this?
Berries.
Oh!
What was that noise?
The monsters I was told that I was making up have now stepped forth out of the shadow.
Oh God, saving so...
savings.
Who's that?
A door?
I won't make myself dizzy.
If it's cold, I need to clear the darkness around it first.
Hey, what's this?
There's darkness in the way.
There's darkness in the way that's blocked by darkness.
Get in here right now.
How do I illuminate it?
Pat Luna on the head.
Luna, come here.
Come here.
Something stops me from getting closer.
She don't want to come off me.
She said, I've had it with you.
I haven't been paid in tweets in forever.
Listen, I'm sorry, Linda.
I have a feeling it's working.
I think she might be allergic to the treats I was getting her.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
I know blocked by the darkness, but I have the oil can, don't I?
Dude, I have four of them. Come on, now.
Oh.
I guess we go in here.
That ship is death. It bears death's name.
I managed to find one of those flare guns from inside the belly of the beast.
I'm not afraid to use it. Oh, do we get a flare gun?
It's got a few...
It's out of few...
What am I gonna do?
If it's out of view...
It's an old-boy lantern.
What?
We're doing the thing.
Oh, is that what that word said?
Anxious.
So we get it or what?
We good? I guess I go in here.
You might like the darkness will burn. I need to call Desmond. He will understand.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
There's some fornication going on over here with Desmond and...
I wrote this.
Oh!
Oh my god, I can't see it. I can't see it.
This is Christ.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How am I supposed to, how am I supposed to know?
You got here, whoa, whoa, oh god, what do I do with this lighthouse key?
How do I get out of here
Oh god
What the what do you mean? Oh my god. Oh my god. What do you mean it's locked? What do I
Jesus Jesus Christ Jesus Christ. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me.
Oh
God dang you bet
Jesus Christ, oh, it's over there, right?
Yeah, that's the lowest I've been in my elbow
Open it! Close it, good thing, good thing!
Hello?
So, boroughs?
Is anybody even out there?
Oof.
Not bad, not bad.
Oh my god, that was easy.
Okay, moving along.
Agent, instructions.
Uh, take care, all highly flammable containers are from the bay, where the... and move them indoors.
No smoke flare guidance or explosives.
I see! Ah! I knew you'd call me.
I don't.
Okay.
Hey dude, you just opened the door.
For me.
Kinda nice.
huh courtyard cliffs well I can't go there
our tour continues in the courtyard which offers breathtaking view of Patamos
Bay if you're feeling bold take a route meet the courtyard to visit the old
boat house whoa to visit the old boat house is that where we need to go I
I think that's where we need to go.
But before I do, dude, do I have any bullets?
Oh, thank the Lord!
Finally got some ammo!
He says, ignoring his father's instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and it, in
turn, melting the wax of his wings, Icarus fell out of the sky and into the ocean
where he found his death at the hands of his hubris.
Want to go down there and poke at a dead body?
Question?
I don't know, maybe, if that possible.
What is that?
What is that?
Uh-huh.
The problem is that gate is closed, right?
The fence.
I got the fuse.
It's a fuse box
Did it work?
I don't think so, right? Do I need another one? We're gonna have to put it into another slot
Let's just double-check every time see if it opens the gate up
Or do I do it like really fast
Maybe not none of the above
No luck so we got to fill them up them but
Maybe in the house.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I get it? It makes sense.
Oh no, I don't have any stamina. I don't have any stamina. Come on.
Oh my god! Oh my god! Jesus Christ.
It's always the slimy ones the slimy ones are very
Now we get it better stay back though got a shank in my hand
She's having
Whoo
Oh my god
Oh my god my instinct is jumped.
Ow!
It's pretty amazing right there.
Oooooooh!
That was a- wow!
That was the first time I died dude!
That was literally the first time.
Oh my god.
Thank you for helping me out, Evelyn by the way.
I ended up figuring it out on my own thank goodness.
I'm so sorry.
Thank you for helping me out, Evelyn, by the way.
I ended up figuring it out on my own, thank goodness.
Luckily there's a brain cell or two working up here.
Just one or two.
Alright, let's go.
Zero deaths!
Oh god.
Oh god.
So there's one on the right, and then there's one on the left.
I can't grab it.
I don't know what it is, but I can't grab it.
Where do I go?
Where do I go?
Up here.
And now where do I go?
Up here.
You're kidding me
We do this I can't get in
You get in
That wasn't it. That wasn't a good job
You think you can take me slime boy?
Why?
Am I supposed to go from there?
No way.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Okay.
There
Okay, right do I get in the boat I get it what
Now I thought I would be genius
Bora
I am sitting in the
What you're kidding me what do I where do I find that then
Oh
Okay
Jesus Christ just for me to get it okay
wheel crank
Epic.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay, and then what?
Push this here? We push?
Yeah.
Who can see what was the point of that how do I get my wheel crank
I need it for over here
Do I have to go around get it maybe oh yeah I gotta push this out but then I guess I could
Do I just go through there?
Oof!
Oh, I didn't- oh, I forgot.
Anything I jump is high enough.
Okay.
Okay.
We do this, this, this, this.
Oh, not that.
What if we do this?
Oh, this is a letter.
Instructions, boat length, and lowering a small boat into the water is a two-man job.
to lower the boat on your own. Once a person is safely in the boat, a second person will use the
crank to slowly lower the boat down to the wall to it. Always check the boat and rope before
breaks and tears for use. Okay. Not gonna lie. Some useless information. Since I am by myself.
Out of my way buddy.
Give me the clunkin thing. It pops out if I turn it too tight.
Pops out if I turn it too tight. Yeah, that's the point.
What the ffff?
Dang!
But where am I? How did I get out last time?
Oh my- yeah. The last time I got out from there.
Oh, man!
It's a base for a crank wheel.
I would want this thing to be under this thing, right?
I think that's the idea.
Like a slight, a slight amount it needs to be under there.
One push.
Just that.
There you go.
Did we go like this?
Oh my God, I'm a genius.
Yes
Now where do I go?
Wait, how did I get out of here?
You're kidding me. What if I
Try to try to run
Wait, what do I need to do? Oh, I guess it well. No
the other way I guess it's supposed to be more in I hate this puzzle but I don't
even think it's able to type properly I feel like I almost got it I'm just
trying to figure out how I normally get out of here
How did I normally get out of here?
Like I guess this thing was over here and then what did I do?
I must have- Oh I never had this thing in there.
That's why.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I pushed this all the way in but then I can't- Oh!
Maybe?
But then I can't get out.
That doesn't make any sense, right?
Because then I can't get out.
I guess we could try it here.
Let's see.
Mm-mm.
God damn it.
It's got to be something to do with this, and then I push this in, right?
So I should be able to go now, but then how would I get out still?
I take that out, I can go through there.
I need to be able to...
Oh, I need to be able to go up here.
Uh-huh!
I think?
Maybe I'll be able to leave.
No.
I want to be able to jump back down.
You can't jump on this little box.
I can't.
I can't.
I already thought about that.
Let's see.
This is quite the puzzle indeed.
It sucks that I can't just go through here.
Unless there's...
Hold on.
There might be something I need.
Right?
I just want to make sure.
Like I said, I could do this.
I mean, there's gotta be a reason for this.
I'm almost certain it's to hold up the gate.
But then once I start pushing it out, how do I get this cranking thing?
See, I have it right now, right?
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
How do I leave?
Let me out of here.
Let me out of here.
Oh, now it's stuck.
Interesting.
Can I just break it like that?
No?
God damn.
What a puzzle.
Okay, okay, okay.
There's no way for me to escape up there, right?
Hmm.
Ah, damn.
It's a base for a crank wheel.
Maybe it's not supposed to go all the way?
Oh.
This is what I thought.
Like that?
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
It's still not enough space!
Yeah, damn.
Small button in the water. This doesn't tell me anything, right?
Hmm.
We're thinking, we're thinking.
What's a big moon?
Big ball of cheese.
Now if I push this, this thing's gonna start crashing down.
Push it all the way and then try to jump into the box above.
I did.
Oh!
No.
I did.
Try that.
Yes, thing!
Yeah, dang it.
The crink wheel.
The crinken.
The crinken wheel.
If I do that and then I push it forward...
I still can't get the pink.
Good damn. It's trapping me in here, man.
It's trapping me.
see I pushed it all the way there's no way I can't push this like this no
because once I'm in the box anyway I still need to get out there's another
space above look up yeah I know but hold on so I did that first and then
didn't go anywhere that's right okay hold on I see I see I see but now I can't
get to the space above
maybe I thought I was in the space above because I was over here
What does it want me to do pop sound if I turn it too tight lock it into like position
no cuz I would have to be my brain it's totally something with that room yeah I'd
I would hope so. I would hope so, dude. It's a base for a crank wheel.
I feel like I'm only supposed to twist it.
Uh, start it in the mouse.
So that's all the way.
Goddamn.
Back it up! Back it up!
It's so weird. I don't get it.
How does that open?
Does that part open?
Does it drop down?
Let's see, let's see.
Does it drop down?
Let me take a little look.
Back it up, buddy.
Back it up.
It does!
It does!
Interesting. Okay.
Okay, okay, so there is a space above there.
So it is only halfway. But then how do I get out?
Dink. Dink into water.
Okay, let's do...
So this needs to be totally up first, and then we'll try pushing this.
I want to stay to this point right here, because otherwise I won't be able to...
Unless I'm supposed to push it out just once.
That's why it allowed me to open the door here.
But why?
But why?
Because I can't I can't get to that spot where I need the crank thing
If I do that and then how am I even supposed to get up there, right?
That's the other thing
Holy moly my brain
My brain, because it is supposed to land here, but I'm somehow supposed to be up there.
I tried that.
I tried jumping in after I pushed it.
It didn't work.
I feel like there's another location I can get into this part.
And that's what's making this so complicated.
It's gonna be one of those things where it's like, oh my god, it's only I knew about this little spot.
Yeah.
God, what a puzzle. I have no idea, dude.
I have literally no idea.
I and I think that's only because I'm missing a an element
There's like a there's one little element that I need
In order to beat this
Okay, so we get the cranking thing
And then what?
It's like if I can just jump on this thing
No, I can't move it
Come here
God and then I'm gonna just lock myself in
Or I can't I can't push this thing out all the way here. Yeah, I don't know
I don't even know man this is too complicated for me
I might have to do a little YouTubey figure this one out because dude
I feel like there's just something that I'm not I'm missing here I'm missing I feel like
there's a way to escape and it's just not happening you know what I mean when I say there's a way
to escape like an element that I'm missing like you have to break the fence and then
go type of thing. I don't feel like it's just these parts like I just need to move this and I need
to crank this and there's something that I have to figure out with that. I don't feel like that's
a good thing. For a crank wheel.
What are that? Halfway? That's halfway right?
So even if it was just halfway,
Like, man, how am I not able to move just out of here?
Oh my God.
It pops out if I turn it T-Type.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
You see?
Didn't I do that at first and I was like, oh there's nowhere to go.
Thank God.
Okay, the good news is I didn't have to YouTube.
bit and I actually have some brain cells that's the goodness it's a base that
is the actual good news holy moly
and then we got to cut this right
yeah
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Blow them up. Blow them up. Why isn't there a thing? You spin at me. Jesus Christ.
Dude, isn't that the exact same sound bite from Minecraft when they eat?
That crunchy noise?
Look, listen, listen, listen, listen.
literally the minecraft sounds like sound dude.
Can't believe we did it!
Oh my god.
That was, that was a puzzle in the half dude.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
If I couldn't do it in like that,
I gave, I decided to do like one last attempt
to figure out the whole thing.
And if I didn't get it in like that one turn around
turn around then I was totally gonna YouTube it.
Of course after I shoot the thing,
It's one they decide to come gooping.
Like, hey buddy, what are you doing with my thing?
What are you doing with my barrels?
New orders, slow it up, in case they haven't already left for storage elsewhere.
Barrels are flammable, stacked enough, and...
try to contain it to the areas that will block access.
Okay.
Oh, is that what they did?
They really didn't want me to get in here, huh?
I'm gonna blow it up!
That really doesn't work.
The Goop is blocking it.
Wow, okay.
Oh God.
Baby Goop.
uh...
they're like a sweet spot i'm supposed to look at
What did that do?
Bro, that was useless.
Where'd I go up there?
Was I actually supposed to go in the boat?
Or somewhere else?
I have an idea though. I have an idea.
Nothing?
nothing okay can't turn the cranking the cranking thing I mean I could just keep
jumping on bow top to bow top but I don't know what it's gonna do unless it
wants to give me some sort of clue.
Man, are you telling me that there was nothing over here, even though I managed to find a
way to get on top of these boats. Unbelievable. So we go the other way. We go that way. Can
I jump on that thing? I feel like I can. I feel like I can make the jump. Or do I go
over here same thing same thing
Oh
Oh, this one's fast
No, I'm not bullets
No, it's gonna be so scary when they come for me then
They didn't drop any bullets?
Oh man.
That's a bummer.
That's gonna be a bummer.
What's that?
Bullets?
Batteries.
Batteries that I don't need.
Oh god.
Sneaky sneaky.
Gotta be careful.
I don't have to do that.
That is a big shit.
I don't have any bullets to defend myself.
I'm trying to find some ammo.
What's up?
Bullets?
Bro, what's with all these batteries?
God.
I don't need it.
What does it say?
Central Intelligence Bureau, a CIB.
What does the CIB have to say?
Stay out of the centos, it's not safe.
There is a major, that stuff is everywhere, it's highly dangerous, flammable, and will
as a kite in a matter of minutes, the captain and crew word.
Oh, meta-based?
That's not a word.
There's no way that's a word.
He just made that up.
Bullets.
Looks for a job.
Oh, was I supposed to do that while I was in there?
Oh my god.
There's still a way to get there, right?
Please?
Please, AS.
Uh-huh!
They're like how do we safeguard the fact that somebody might just hit these boards
without being on the thing?
Woofies.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Was I supposed to do that? Did I go back?
Well, I suppose jump down.
I'm not seeing any other way to go.
Oh!
Fanatos doesn't want you here.
It's kinda rude.
Wait, how did I manage to jump out of here?
That's crazy.
Doink, doink.
I'm the captain of this crew.
Hey everybody, I'm the captain.
Man, of course, they want me to go in there when I don't have any bullets.
My freaking gun.
What the- oh my god.
have entered the quantum realm. Dr. Strange, help me.
Well, trippy.
Well, trippy.
You're kidding me.
No, no, no, no, don't do this to me. Don't do this to me.
With all the question marks. What's the objective?
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
Oh my God. We're gonna see every version of Spider-Man coming out these, uh, containers soon.
I didn't see this dude waving at me. Jesus Christ.
Hey, how are you? I don't know where man
Trying to get me a clue though, where do I go? What do I do?
That's what's like pop off his head
Or maybe oh, I do this I didn't do this
Should I just go back and do this?
What the- Bruh.
I guess not.
Hey, what are those things?
Oh, Jesus Christ, that is creepy.
Run!
Jesus Christ.
Look at all these cameras.
Oh my god, the goop didn't take me after all.
Oh dude, we're sailing.
Let's go.
Who's on the comms?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Aha!
Twisty, twisty, does the twig.
Oh, Jesus!
Right...
I was like, is that my shadow? Because it is.
Dude, ain't holding a flash.
Oh my god.
We outta here.
We outta here.
I popped down the hatches.
Fish to stop on.
What's with the music?
What's with the music?
Yeah, I'm not a gun.
What is that?
What's happening?
What's happening?
Let's go back.
I can't see.
Oh
I don't know what's behind me, but we're not sharing a rack.
God. Mother!
This guy is still doing on about accuracy.
What's happening? Is that one of the mass ones?
What's this?
Player gun!
Here goes nothing!
Where do I shoot?
Breath.
Oh, I shoot that thing?
Am I dead?
Oh my god.
Take it all!
Reload.
Okay, okay.
Not bad, not bad.
We go over there.
I'm just trying to get out of here.
Oh, what the f*** you got?
No, no, no, no, no, you don't.
What?
I don't have bullets!
I don't have bullets!
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
Come on, these bullets!
Woo!
Holy moly!
Go over here?
Wait, where do I go?
Now that I have a flare gun, what do I do with it?
I didn't want to use it on the monsters because I feel like it's part of the mission
that I need to use the flare gun for some of them.
Was I supposed to...
do something over there?
Was I not supposed to fall?
Flare gun dissolves black smoke.
That's right. Oh, so we do leave right? We can leave now because we have the thing that dissolves black smoke
Yeah, that's you
Okay, yeah, I don't want to fight that. That was like a big white boss up there
Can we just jump?
Or is it like too big a job? We're gonna take that fall damage. I mean, we could just do this now
Okay
Um...
Now what? Now what?
Well, if I'm just holding out, like, the shard of glass,
considering it's my only weapon...
So we go back to that one spot, right?
I think?
That makes sense.
Because that's where they didn't want us to go.
Is that a guy?
Hey, that's a guy.
Oh, sheesh.
Of course I waste my bullets, god damn.
Is this going where?
There's like two of them!
Oh god, oh god.
Can they go in there?
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
What the?
Bruh.
I need ammo, I need something.
Jesus Christ.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
We love you.
Hurry.
Where does it go?
We go there.
We go there.
Okay.
I'm on it.
I have no more sprint.
Oh my God.
Jesus Christ.
Let's go!
Find a way to exit Milton Warf.
Listen, that felt a little unorthodox, but I'll take it.
Okay, so this is where we need to go.
That's where we need to end up.
We've got to find whatever it is in there, huh?
Yeah!
Yeah!
Oh, what's this?
Oh, what's this? Press the button? Move the thing? What the-
Oh, now where we're going?
Why though? It's gonna gank me up.
And that is a jump and a half.
What did that do?
Oh my!
What did that do?
We got the key.
Why are they spitting on me?
Crush them.
Crush them.
Okay, first of all.
That shouldn't be allowed!
I cheated.
I should have crushed them, dude.
Fine now.
God damn it!
Go go go go go go go!
Freaking ammo dude!
God damn it! I need ammo! They're chasing me!
Holy moly!
God damn!
There again? Yes.
It says it's full, but I gotta reload.
So I get one more bullet, right?
Nice. Let's go.
Am I gonna need it?
You've got to be kidding me.
Oh yeah! Slowly by Shirley. Oh god!
I can't carry that much ammo Ricky come on I'm supposed to move all this chemical
BS to the roof of the warehouse what well the freaking for it took an hour just to move
them for Spain so no I can't drink it up anyway and they were gonna want to shim into
Oh, I go to the side of it and there's going to be something to the side.
Oh my god. Oh my god. The fact that I even trusted that.
Plus one to the stamina though, let's go.
Okay, okay, okay. So what do we do?
Shoot this just like to the moon or what?
Help me!
No?
Oh!
Watch this.
Bruh!
They too.
Nice!
Did we do it?
Oh god!
How do we get down?
Oh god.
Is the crane going to collapse?
Is that what I needed to do?
Is that what I needed, Jim?
Oh, shoot!
Ow.
13 feet.
Oh, my Lantus.
I'll use some snaggy snacks.
Oh, reload, reload.
This is going to be my only weapon, apparently.
Came in a 4-2. I mean I could blow up these crates and hopefully get something
right. I need something.
You're kidding me. Nothing? My god.
Wait, how do I get over there? I was supposed to go like to the left, right?
I'll go back up here to the top of the crane.
Oh, huh.
I've got nothing for me.
Oh, shoot!
Okay, thank God that's literally what I was supposed to do.
Casey!
I have ammo!
Oh, my God.
What's that noise?
I can't move. Oh, there's this one. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. Reload. Am I supposed to
go over there? Well, what am I supposed to do if I didn't have the flares?
You got a player?
You got a player.
Reload it.
See!
See!
We go this way?
We go this way.
I need another player.
I need another player.
Um, hello? Dave?
I need another player.
He's kidding me.
What do I do?
Oh no, the player went away.
Jesus! Dude, I have 13 HP!
Oh, we got the flare! Okay.
He's coming back. He's coming back.
Oh my God! Oh my God, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna finish this.
Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing!
Oh my God, I'm gonna die.
I literally can't take another hit please some some oh thank god oh thank
God Jesus rice the mic from Rick Mike if you need to restart the the gantry
Crane. Breaks. You're gonna need three fuses. You can get them at the garage at the back left of storage shed
And if you still need more you can get, you can steal one from the generator if it's not in use.
These sheep...
Beast. Need to buy us more equipment this way. So the garage, back of the storage shed and generator.
Okay.
Okay, at least I have a gun.
That's nice.
So where am I right now?
it's blocked from the other side
when he just says no
okay
so i guess we gotta leave
but he's waiting for me out there, dude
like 35 HP ain't enough
It's coming for me, it's coming for me.
Woo!
Okay, where are we? Are we in...
Are we in storage?
Do I go to the back of the garage?
And I'll find one?
What was that?
What was that?
A layer gun.
There's one back here.
Does not look like it.
Does not look like it.
Okay, let's go this way.
He is growing darker right now.
Look at him.
I'm this guy, man.
I see him.
I see him.
Well, I'm gonna try one of these.
He was just waiting for me.
First of all, if that's cheating, in any game that would be considered cheating game.
Flashlight!
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
Okay, I see the generator one.
That we can steal.
I feel like I need a map though.
Where's back of the back of the what is that the crane
You get them at the garage and the back of the storage so that one was from the generator
right? So I need one from the garage and the back left storage shed. Where is the storage shed?
Is it outside? I am using the flashlight now. I'm using it more. I'm using it more.
Is it out here?
Damn!
Hey, he still attacked me though!
That little weasel.
Do I go back again?
It's not here, right?
There's no way I'd be there.
Release the brakes.
Fuse two of three.
Where did I get the second one?
Dude, I just find a hack.
Is it going to give me three of three now?
Hey, what's up, what's up?
Wait, did I say three of three? Did I win?
Okay, let's not waste the ammo on our flashlight.
I don't know what to do with it.
Really?
This dude said back left.
It's blocked from the other side.
Oh, this is a warehouse.
So it's not the garage.
Okay.
Back left storage shed and then the garage.
Oh, shit.
What did that do?
Use the moving container crane to exit.
Ow.
What?
Oh, god.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
Who's that dude?
What up, Raiden?
A bee box, Redeem.
I got you. I got you.
Hey.
How do you like that one?
Hey, I like that one. Hey, can I just leave through here?
What's that? Oh my god, I worked.
Make your way to the lighthouse and clear the blockage. So I didn't even... I didn't need to do the fusta?
Did I just cheat? I'll take it.
I'll take it, dude.
Hello?
Bravo!
It only took...
I'm sorry, but...
Your phone calls have been extremely obnoxious.
I don't need to be rude or anything, but they've been useless.
Utterly useless, my friend.
Was that what I was supposed to do the whole time?
Like there was no actual fuses I was supposed to discover?
That is so funny.
That I managed to do that like...
Oh god, what?
What?
Oh god, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's reload this just in case.
Oh god.
Let's go.
Should I go in there?
Should I go in here?
This freaking guy man.
He is so annoying.
Okay, where do I go?
Do I need that stuff?
Walk to the other side.
Oh, he's going here.
I'm going here.
I'm going here.
On the other side.
What's that?
I'll take it.
Some ammo.
Yeah, I don't think I can get in there.
Oh, God!
That was good.
Should we just head up?
Do we go up now?
Oh, dude, we got some action music going on.
Let's go.
What the f***?
Oh god. Flare gun.
Jesus. Flare gun.
Oh, what the freak?
Bro, got a little too close.
Got a little too comfy.
Oh my god.
I will make it.
I will make it.
Oh, I didn't reload.
I don't have a view. I'm in the back where I started.
Make any sense of it?
Don't you dare come for me!
What the?
God!
Damn it!
Let's blow it up!
Oh, yeah, you're kidding me three locks the doors all chained up. I'm working. God damn
When I was in high school, I used to hide in dark room. I wasn't even in the photography club the red lights
It suits me. It was the key to my sanity.
Red light.
We need some red light.
Hey, what's that?
Hey, that's some red light right there.
What is that?
Oh, we got a key.
Nice.
Nice.
Any more keys?
Any more red light keys?
Hey, let me out of here.
Any more keys?
It's currently 4.49 pm and I am at Tigris, looking out to the vast ocean and I am sad.
I don't know why. Sadness round a home in my chest. It moved in all with its stuff and it lives there now.
This is dumb. Doc said I should let it out when I feel like I have something to say out loud.
But my throat hurts and right now I just want to say that I'm sad. I'm saying it and I don't
I don't know who this is for. I'm saying it to the ocean.
I'm sad. There, do whatever you want to do.
And yes, where are you?
I knew it. I knew there was going to be something to do with it.
I freaking knew it, man.
Bro, that is the fastest I've solved this puzzle.
I was just saying.
Impressive, right?
Yeah, thank you.
Too much brain activity today, I totally agree.
The door is all chained, this doesn't work.
Doesn't work?
Hey!
Yes, not.
Bad ones!
You think you can replace Alan?
Sorry, but.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I think you think you can replace Alan.
Sorry, bud.
I got a job to do, buddy.
And you distracted me.
I won't let it happen.
You distracted me, buddy.
You look like a- Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I like it.
Destroy it!
I use my gun.
You got it?
Nice!
I didn't know what it wanted me to do.
Well, let's go.
And now we replace it, right?
Time to shoot some light.
You're kidding me.
Of course.
You're kidding me.
Bruh.
I need to figure out a way to restore power.
Ah, damn.
Dude, I am so far up in the sky.
Speaking of which, let's take a little look.
That's a big moon.
Moonbyby.
The moon is packing.
What can I say?
Flashlight.
She'll be coming around the lighthouse here she comes.
Oh!
Uh-huh. Ah!
What the fuck?
Uh-huh.
Power.
What'd that do?
Generator has been showing signs of decay. Sometimes it's off and off or cleaning. It needs a push to help it get going. Oddly enough, I can relate.
Breath.
Who doesn't relate?
These mints are pretty good.
How do I get over there like that?
Gotta move this box somehow
Battery.
Bullets.
Breath.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
Was I not supposed to go in here?
Oh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Bruh.
Oh
Bruh
Oh God, oh God
That's like
And we ran
Ran so far
What is the power on right now?
I can't tell.
Do I go back up?
Do we go back up?
Let's go back up?
I don't know.
I guess.
Can we go back up let's go back up? I don't know I guess
What does that say you read what you so finish what you started Desmond
And I ran I ran so high away to get away
Ah, the moon!
Bruh!
You're kidding me with this.
I thought I restored the power.
Did I not fix the generator?
Oh, do I leave?
Bruh.
What the f- What is- Okay, first of all, that's a bug, because the dude's not even around me.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, if I'm working, get off of me!
Jesus Christ.
I don't understand.
I thought I did it. Or is it not working anymore?
You're kidding me. It's not working anymore.
Oh my god!
Did that all for no reason.
Do I have a- Oh, is it like a certain amount of time?
To click the button? Okay, okay, I see, I see.
God, I don't remember how to get out of here!
And now it's on. Okay, okay, okay.
That makes me feel better knowing. Okay.
I'd like a certain amount of time
Where's the oh, I did it I take what we did it
Right
Right, I got one or I can't move Jesus
I'm out of here. Oh my god. I'm out of here
It's coming for me now!
Heeeeeee!
Not the light!
Burn!
Burn, baby. Burn. Get to work.
Oh!
Okay, let's go to...
Turn into Super Saiyan.
I have no doubt their cases are linked.
I need to follow the chemical trail.
See where it takes me.
Chemical trail?
Jump.
Oh my God.
the doors don't fricking work in this game
what really happened to island shore
case of island shore land house keepers suspected of setting the fire on the
consumed parts of igorish
point continuous
should be a north bottom issue
island's are pretty short
forget about it
We're gonna forget about, what's that?
Me outta here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Flare gun.
Well, you're not gonna call me now, boo.
Not gonna call me now?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, that's what I thought, buddy.
What the?
Hey, hey, see you later.
What? You wanted to read that newspaper?
Bro.
I'm sure it was irrelevant information. I'm sure of it.
You've reached the office of Dr. Desmond Wales. Please leave a message after the time.
Doc? Doc, he's here.
What? He's here? It's in the middle of a goddamn night!
This is bad, man. I don't even know what's happening.
I swear, Doc, I didn't even know what was supposed to come through.
Huh?
I'm pretty good at getting a copy of the law from the war.
I know what's coming in. It's not even my job. I just like to be prepared.
But that's shit.
It's nothing about that shit, man.
And then the ball, the ball quit on me man when I needed it the most it quit on me.
Everything was so dark.
And then the ground, the ground, it's shaking.
I went down there, I wanted help, I wanted to make sure no one was hurt.
The man and I all alone, there are monsters down there, I swear.
And then you can see them in the shadows, they move around, knock up the king,
and try and grab me into the floor, and I'm not, I'm not losing it.
I found one of those flare guns. Someone must have dropped it.
Gotta fight darkness alive.
Could I not see it sooner?
Gotta f- wait. They're here. They're here. They're made in black.
The man, Will Smith?
My dog is here. I've seen him around.
Around you, man! And I gotta warn the doc!
You don't know about the monsters!
Gotta fight the darkness alive, man.
Boy
Where was some of that where the will Smith that playing tape
Another chapter done I know look at me
Yeah, I feel like I did pretty good in this one
It was like minimal help minimal help finally not that bad, huh?
Hey, it's Tanya. What you doing, Tanya?
I want Tanya to go to the superior.
Who's Tanya by the way?
That is wife.
Classic bag of cats that guy there's probably George's house here as well
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing
That it you haven't been paying other cats have you
No, I haven't
How many can I do before you get angry?
Maybe.
Like rescuing the world from inevitable decimation.
So we've completed three chapters, right?
One, two, three.
Virginia I think Desmond Desmond was one of them so is that it
more
all right let's keep it moving
kitty kitty oh man that was the last one
Kanye said, nope.
Uh oh, sorry. I kind of already knew that information.
You are speaking to a pro veteran player.
Ink Watts? Don't mean to use this.
I am skilled.
Bruh.
So now where do I go? Or am I supposed to play a tape? Let's see
Find the next tape. Ooh
So I guess like on the first floor. Oh
That's right. We have a flare gun now
We can finally get through an area
Nice okay, but what if it didn't leave me with a flare gun like ammo I mean
Oh, wait, that's not a door, though.
This is a door.
I am.
Oh, I'm definitely gonna need HP.
Player gun.
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.
Away we go.
Away we go.
I'm thirsty.
I'll be right back.
The Luna is BAM!
Okay. Where did it say we were? Whose place is this?
Notice of termination employment. Reduction in project personnel. Max? Oh, pizza sounds
Good.
Attorney's Act Law.
Or a place injury, accident, wrongful termination.
You might be entitled to cash benefits.
Call for a free consultation.
Tell them 24 hours.
082, 5555, Dean and her servant are in service of law.
My God.
Sounds like some pretty nifty lawyers.
Oh God.
Max.
Alex tells me you punched a hole through the garage wall in the middle of the night.
For real?
She said Madison's room is on the other side of the wall.
Look, this is your family and your business.
I'll keep my thoughts to myself.
BUT!
If you need someone to help you fix up that drywall, let me know.
Maybe we can chat a little bit while we do it.
Damn!
Either way, you are stronger than you look, those muscles, the culture, oh my God, the bulge.
You are weak with the workers.
Sorry about that.
There's only so much I can carry.
There's only so much I can carry.
So are we supposed to just like drive off?
Looks like it's out of juice juice I'll give us some juice
I'll give us some juice now.
Maddie.
Oh!
Oh!
Where are the keys?
Where are the guns?
Nothing?
I always assumed when there was like purple shards of glass on the ground that...
Ah!
What?
It'll kill you
It's kind of rude oh god, what is that? What is that? It's the juice. No
Wait, how do we get there? Oh the car, okay, we need something for the car. We need to give it the juice
Hey, we got Max's cape. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, God. Prottin' and pushing. Brinding down.
everything. Destruction. See, Red, how dare you chicken eating a lion? Do we read this?
The Superior Court of the State of Washington in and for Virgil County,
Max versus Alice. The sisters, this matter having come on from hearing before
For the undersigned judge, commissioner of the above title in court, it is hereby ordered
that sole custody of minor Madison shall remain with the defendant, Alice.
The plaintiff, Max, is denied his nation rights due to repeated incidents of domestic disturbance.
Moreover, the restraining order issued on behalf of the defendant against the plaintiff
shall remain in effect for the remainder of its duration.
The court may reconsider its decision at a later date, provided that the plaintiff undergoes
mental health treatment and receives a positive evaluation from a mental health expert, in
addition to maintaining stable employment.
And we know that's not the case, because they punched a hole through the wall and they
just lost their job.
So it ain't good, it ain't looking good.
Where do we get the juice?
We're supposed to get something out here. I don't know how we're supposed to get that thing
He's been working on this wall. I know how do we give it some juice?
Or we're not supposed to do it right now right it's like for later most likely
It's for later it's for sure
I guess we're done.
Onwards!
Play the tape.
Oh, damn, yeah, I gotta stock up on some health right now.
Dude, how do I weigh Cher?
Nice.
Oh, the divine energy that I'm receiving.
Away we go into the bosoms of terror.
away we go so that I have another chance is this the last chapter I think that was the
only door left so am I on the last chapter
man and then oh oh tell him hello there's one more after this one nice good
good good oh and then the end so there's like two more so I have three more
Things to play nice. So might be I might break that up into two streams that depending how fast this chapter goes
Because unfortunately
I feel like before I
Before I end this chapter not before I end it before I start this over that before I start this chapter
I'm gonna want to
Start it in the next dream
We're about to find out
We're about to find it
Watch yourself around him
Will do I cannot pet you because you won't allow me
But next time
We'll figure this out. Let me close the store
All right, everyone, I hope you enjoyed
It doesn't work at all dude, I'm so annoyed
I'm like actually annoyed. I tested this. How does it not work?
You're kidding you're kidding
All right, I guess
Frick it, right
We got a throw it into the dumpster. No, I can't do that. I gotta get refund
You're gonna get an Amazon refund on this goddamn thing. Oh, let me set a reminder son
Hey Siri
remind me to
Return Luna controller today at 5 30 p.m
Bruh why she lagging
Still on it okay, there we go. She did it
All right, it is what it is listen. We just got to keep moving keep a grooving. I
I am a controller and mouse professional after all so it's not gonna
hinder me too much. No Luna don't go! Hey come back! Come back! Maybe she needs some
water. I'll call her back in a little bit. So we were gonna play the new tape
right that we got. Max is capable of doing those chemicals.
Thank you siren for the feeling you never liked that guy you heard that she heard it come back
I'll give it to right now
Now it's not in this room her water bowl her water bowls in that room she just went to
I hope you've noticed those chemical barrels are explosive
Just saying
Yummy scrumptious she says thank you. Thank you for the redeem
Giddy how do we pet the cat let me pet you let me do it all right so we got a
place to take me go on too long now what would you go
chase woman warming I don't know yeah
so should we say the keyword we're technically allowed to say the keyword
Because we're referring to the feline.
Why doesn't that work correctly, feline?
I am right here.
Gah!
Oh!
It feels so good.
It feels so good.
To be smothered in the light.
Max's light.
You can't pet the cat eagles bad start.
Why'd you guys see that?
What if it's true?
Aren't you gonna feel bad if it's true?
by the way this is awesome love the start of this so far yeah that's awesome
like the railroad
what do I do go like this we go like that then we go in or not
Sheesh!
It's all them stamina pills.
Hm?
You got this one.
What's his name?
What is his name?
He's like one of those games that, when I was jumping on the train right now, he was
like one of those games that Lee Fee is here, he used to play, and he would do his commentary
where he's just like running around, you know what I'm talking about?
Hopping
Ow
Ow
Guess we know here
My left arm has been hurting like crazy.
Oh, I forgot to ask you guys!
How's your weekend been?
Hopefully everyone had a good weekend.
Hugs!
190!
You came here to give me some hugs, didn't you?
You came to give me a single hug?
I'm a hold you to me.
I'm a hold you to me.
You can have an evening like that, you better...
Better live up to it.
Oh, God, I'm just going to...
You want to take away my rights?
For freedom?
Tell you what, why don't you give me them pills you're probably paid to give
out and a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little
bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little
It's my freedom. Tell you what, why don't you give me them pills you're probably paid to give out?
And I'll pretend like I take them, so I can go home.
I'm a therapist, Max. I'm not a psychiatrist. I don't prescribe pills.
Wait, he said that line kind of reminded me of a test subject, dude.
I'm a doctor, goddammit!
Wait, did he say he's a doctor or is that he's not a doctor? Forget it.
It was great! What about you, Blue?
Mine was pretty good. I always chill during the weekends.
I just relax.
I'm starting to stream on Saturdays now.
But yeah, because I remember Max and angry issues.
Smiling face.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so!
That is it.
Cory's dead. The mire bought up all that land. I try for them now, but they don't make
any difference.
Dude, I've been wasting my first flashlight battery all this time.
There are some pieces that one of these nights and they're being all secretive about it.
I don't care what the job is, I'll do it.
The night, I guess?
She's the money to pay for my little girl's college, because guess what? I am a good
father.
Are we a vampire? Why can't we see ourselves in the reflection?
It's a valid question, isn't it?
Mee!
Tanya, where you at?
I expect to see you.
Pronto.
Pronto.
Tanya.
Thought Flashlight works even on 0% perfectly.
I mean, it does. You're right. You're right.
We got nothing to worry about when it works on frickin...
0% for some reason.
You wanna pet Tanya?
Yeah, I'll let you pet on you. Okay. Oh, what though? I thought we're going back to the office
Get to the ol factory
You that guitar strum sounds exactly like we're in a walking dead episode right now
You're like zombies about to come chasing me over these mountains
Yeah, this town ain't big enough
They got me workin' the railroad.
What?
Watch you, Montabacco, I sometimes think of the sun's heat on my face.
The query is located in the back.
Do us a favor and dive in.
Head first.
Oh, and if you see Max over there, tell him I say hi.
Okay.
Oh Lord heavens!
Oh shi-
Oh I thought that was gonna bite you.
What the-
What the f-
Bro!
Bro you got body armor?
What's going on?
Bro bite!
God damn!
Couldn't even touch me though, but Jesus Christ, dude's wearing some body armor.
Great, it's the telephone man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold it.
You have to learn to be...
...sad.
It scares me. It scares me.
It scares me, too, man.
Just hang up.
I mean, valid.
I'd be valid. I'd be in my right
to hang up on this guy.
Okay.
Let's keep it moving. Let's keep it grooving.
Reload.
They don't know what they're up against.
I'm a former ex-call-of-duty professional,
as well as a current Valorant professional, okay?
When it comes to shooting, they're going to be too...
Bro, why this guy calling me, huh?
Where's the phone at?
Where's the phone at?
Where's the phone at? How do I get in there?
A long boot? I don't know how to get in there.
That day. Oh, it's on the floor.
There's no crane in there.
Okay, uh, Bob, following the Nygard incident,
we are only letting employees into the factory via the hangar.
Which means it is now an extra stop on your daily round.
At the end of each workday, you are to lock the entrance to the hangar,
hang or using the key left for you. Anyone trying to ram their way through this
facility will be dealt with accordingly. Bill Byrd, government liaison. Bill Byrd.
No, that's a name. Luna, where'd you go? Where'd you go? Can we just bust it? We
I can't bluster it for a while.
Can't bluster it?
God damn it!
What's this?
We do something about this?
We do something about this?
Well bruh, how are we supposed to move these...
What is that, steel blocks?
God damn.
We push it the other way?
It's a good idea, blue one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Keep moving, keep moving!
I feel like I'm pushing a shopping cart.
Is that it?
Is it because we start from here and then we just ram it through?
Let's try that.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Ow!
That didn't work?
Damn!
Okay, let's try this one.
Let's try this way then.
I'm trying! I'm trying to get there!
That was anticlimactic. Do we...
Oh! Please play club-
Please pay close attention when securing machinery onto the mobile base.
Latches are omnidirectional and failure to connect top and bottom parts meet result in serious...
He's inching.
Well, damn.
Drill, always assemble pointing inwards.
Ram, always assemble pointing outwards.
Storage, always assemble pointing outwards.
Y'all taking notes?
Because... I don't remember anything that I just said.
What happened?
Is it working?
Did the one button click work?
Now we're still on the same track, I think.
Click this button.
Oh, we gotta go one more...wait.
Wait, if it was going this way, do we want to...
Do we want to go that way or do we want to go this way?
Let's make it go that way first.
Alright, let's bust the moat.
What did I win?
What did I win?
Ooh, nice.
Got a health pill, let's go.
But that didn't do anything for us to progress in this spree.
Wait, where do we wanna go here?
This thing is blocked, right?
And we wouldn't wanna go in that direction anyway.
I think.
I don't know how to read.
You don't?
That's kind of weird.
How do you not know how to read?
Maybe try another railway.
True.
True.
Well, I already did.
I tried that one.
It didn't work.
There's nothing here.
Unless it's supposed to point me back that way.
Wait, I haven't got nothing to lose, right?
Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
What?
It doesn't work?
It can't go this way?
Wait, now it's not even moving.
It's because it needs to be on the track.
Let's have a look.
Why is it working?
It doesn't need to be... where does it need to be?
Is that good?
Ah!
It works!
Alright, let's jump in this one.
Breath.
I'm telling you.
Ah, dangit.
Maybe we... wait, can't I just go in here?
Cool cool epic
So now we gotta put it back that way
One more one more one more
Let's go my little shopping carts. Oh god
What? Don't hit me like that.
Oh, what do we do next? We do this?
Ha ha, it worked.
It worked, man!
What's this?
Oh god, they're really making us run around, huh?
OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING?! OH MY GOD!
I heard the music and I just got scared.
Oh, dude, you...
OH GOD! OH GOD!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
mommy mommy Jesus Christ buddy yeah run away you're scary bro I don't lie
you scary you can reach me up here we're my save oh god he's coming in with
the Melbow.
That shot, that shot.
Nice.
Laying into the ground.
Dude didn't even touch me once by the way.
He didn't touch me one time.
He also didn't drop anything which is very...
I don't want to say it.
I'm going to say it.
Rude.
That's very rude, dude.
I'm looking at the drop.
Oh, God.
It's our battery.
What happened?
What's blocking it?
Oh, am I supposed to go up there?
Why would I go up there?
You gonna give me a valid reason to go up there, buddy?
What about here?
No?
Why would I need to push the cart into here?
No, oh, I get it. I totally get it. I totally get it. All right, let's do this
I'll just go around
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
The neurons are firing
My brain is working
Put that on well. Whoa, whoa, whoa slow your roll there buddy slow your roll there buddy. God damn I
Did like two two pushes and then you start flying
stop that's good all right where do I want it no wait where we want one in
the middle one so just one turn to the left right yeah damn that's wrong the
the other way get over there
nice I don't know why I would need to go over here
the growth point of this hey we got our battering ram push it to the max go go
oh my way oh Jesus Christ we all coming from where y'all coming from
run that bullets it gotta be careful gotta be careful now push them more
enough I can't yeah then we're on our own from here I leave the shopping cart
Behind
You know him hello, can you all hear me? Let's get this thing close from my mouth
Hey, stop spitting on me
I can do that I
I can do that too. Is that a big boy? It's like a big boy.
That's shot.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Okay, let's- oh!
Imma need some stuff. Imma need like ammo or something, man.
Come on.
Come on.
God.
Dang!
We're still in max tape, huh?
I just want to get back to Tanya.
He'll be perfectly honest while I get back to Tanya.
What does it say?
Warning! Do not enter the Eastern Tunnel under risk of death. Its structural integrity is questionable.
Especially not mentioned very thankfully they go to wildlife and have made it there all over the air
But I guarantee you with all
Mind they really
That's exactly a bird dogs
Exactly a bird dogs wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we need another shopping cart
Don't be battering ran over there. Oh my god headshot. Oh my
Right running like that Jesus right
God damn wait
Jesus right rushing up on me like that
I don't like it don't like
Dude they start doing that thing man they start doing this at you
Bobbin and we even that's crazy
Straight up crazy. I got crazy legs when I start running at you
It's not like they're going in a straight line so I can just aim at the head.
They're literally going like...
Goddamn!
Okay, we're in need of a shopping cart.
I guess I was supposed to...
Do I go back?
No, because there's a blockage right there.
Ooh, give me that HP.
Oh, hello.
Bunk.
What's this? Oh, thank you. Lord. What's this? This doesn't work. No luck. Nothing. Really?
What is it? I can't even see. Are they keys? Oh, it's screws. We need a screwdriver? Goddamn.
this. This is what you get when you overwig an outdated power station beyond capacity. No
wonder you guys keep having blackouts. I can't pinpoint the exact problem right now. I'll
have to look under every damn panel in this place. If they're not the issue, then it
could be the underground cables. And seeing as I have no way of knowing where they're
Dectic one. Gary from Electrical.
Uh, it only, if only they had something to see the cables with.
Da, da, da. Their lack of sensitivity mirrors your lack of...
Da, da, da. You know what?
I'm not bothering with this anymore. You figure it out.
Woooo! You know how.
What do we gotta do? What do we gotta do?
Okay, I see a pattern. Okay, okay.
So is that the electrical box we need to fiddle around with? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Is that what you're trying to tell me?
I guess so.
Is there anything else?
Any hidden gems?
Hidden gems?
Yeah, Joven, this is in sound mind as the people are letting you know.
fun game very fun game okay onwards troops that you got
look too close look too close there buddy do I blow this up or what there
might be some hidden gems
There was no hidden gems, there was nothing, nothing.
What the freak is that?
How do I get over there?
Oh.
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah
Wait before I go any further do I need to go down there or anything?
Hey, bro, I'm just keep it real that guy
Totally rude.
No manners whatsoever.
Now where do I go?
What is this?
Mirror to the rescue.
Nothing?
Okay.
I can just go this way?
Hey, we got a checkpoint. That's good.
That means we're in the right direction.
You want an NSM7?
Reload!
my great heavens hey you're spitting on me stop it
I'm spitting on me bro you're really gonna hang back over there so I gotta spend
like three bullets instead of the okay there you go there you go
Did I kill him?
Kat!
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable!
The disrespect.
Please have some good.
God damn it!
Y'all drop some.
what else what else
was that was that
bro give it to me full what's full
What the freak is full that help why can't I pick it up? Oh, is it flair dance?
But
Where did Luna go I have no idea Luna come back come back to me please
There's a tree redeem, I promise!
Wink, wink! Somebody do it, please. Somebody do it, somebody do it.
Do a tree redeem.
Do it so that she can return.
Do it so that you can summon the Luna.
You will be the one known as the Luna.
Dude, I love that sound effect.
I love that sound bite, man.
Jesus.
Summoning the Luna! Let's go!
Luna, you do have a tree redeem, I promise.
I promise. I'm not making this up.
I'm not making this up at all.
Come on.
Come on!
Luna, you want a treat?
You want a treat?
Pow!
That's sound, dude.
Luna, Luna!
Luna!
Alright, let me go get her.
I don't know what that means.
I'll give you a treat.
I'll give you a treat.
Come on.
Come on.
Hey, look who's back.
There you go.
Now that's what I call a bargain.
Don't worry, I'll give you another one.
Eventually.
Oh, look, there's another one.
Okay.
There you go.
All right, Luna, just relax.
Just chill.
Nom nom nom nom nom. Luna's doing the
She did it she is now the one doing it
Why is she looking at me like that?
Bruh
Good girl relax. Yeah, relax. Don't worry you're gonna get a lot more
I'm gonna give you more don't worry don't worry
But it's time for me to progress inside of this game
No, she's leaving. She's leaving. All right. Well, we'll go pick her up later. We'll pick her up later
We brought a bag, but it was only temporary
Listen at the cost of only one bullet watch me get
Spectacular prizes you got five bullets. Let's go one bullet for the price of five bullets NHP. Let's go
Now we're shaking now we're grooving
What's that noise?
Stay out of the tunnel.
You should definitely go into the tunnel.
Oh.
I don't know about that.
Get my flashlight out.
Oh yeah, let's totally go in there.
Let's totally go.
Bung. Bung.
Flashlight!
Hey, don't be crumbling on me now.
Don't be crumbling on me now.
Go back it up, back it up, back it up.
Back it up.
Oh my!
Dude, that's a train. Do I get out of here?
Oh my god, what is that? Oh my god!
Whoa! Oh my god!
Jesus Christ! That thing is scary.
Eww! Eww! Eww!
Hey, but he's not doing that much damage, so...
He is, but he is.
I'm out of bullets!
God damn it.
Are we gonna need more bullets?
I need lights.
Come at me!
Now, let's get him.
Oh, shit!
Ow!
I don't understand oh my god still coming out right what do I it's over here do I lure
him like all the way over here I don't have any bullets oh shoot yeah let's go let's go
We're gonna make a break that thing.
We're gonna make a break that thing.
I'm right here!
Hey, a watch!
Oh, shoot.
I'm tearing the whole place down, dude.
Calm down.
Shea... Shea Winston.
Please no.
Please no.
I
Do we push
Well, I actually do that
Okay, I have an idea.
An idea.
Oh my god! Reload.
Jesus Christ! It worked!
Oh god damn! I'm still very angry at me.
can we just go here what you gonna do about it
oh my
he got me he got me Jesus Christ wait where is he
I dare you.
I dare you.
Hello?
I see you've met your old pal Max.
What's left of him?
I wouldn't say it to his face, but yeesh.
He really should do something about those.
Uh-huh.
Hear you I hear you
What do these want to go up? I guess
Was that glass?
Was that was that you want to go up?
Good to know dude, what if I click that down button, you know that would have been crazy
What's this how do we get in there?
What's that red one, though?
What is that?
Hey, what is this?
What is that?
Huh?
Oh!
We don't have anything for those, though.
What does it say?
This door is to remain closed during lure pill experiments
The last thing we need is for livestock to ram their way into the hangar during operating hours
One belligerent former employee was enough. They call me belligerent
Is is that what they're trying to say away we go
See
See you
See you later, alligator. Yeah, we need a screwdriver.
I somehow...
somehow need to get it.
Is this thing pointing in my direction?
Hopefully it is.
Okay.
Um...
It did say to go up, so I think this is the right area.
I'm all right. Bro, did I just come back down?
I didn't understand the assignment.
I didn't know how to jump out.
What's that?
Screwdriver.
How do I-
Okay.
I'm well equipped this time.
Or not.
Jesus Christ! What?!
How do I grab it?
I'm swinging around my thing.
Give it to me!
There's another puzzle as I remember with this elevator.
Did I get it? I think I got it. I think I got it that time.
Out of my way.
Okay, so we have the box here.
Screwdriver.
Screwdriver.
Screwdriver.
Screwdriver.
Hey, smack it. Okay, no, that didn't work.
I could plug a chip in there.
Plug a chip in there.
So now I guess we go down.
Let's go down.
Downtown.
Downtown.
Oh, it's not working.
Oh, I'm gonna be able to go down once I fix this, right?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Should we go in here?
It's blocked from the other side.
Classic.
classic not gonna lie that's classic
ooh
what's this more HP that I don't need thank you kindly thank you can what
What else do I get?
Oh, God.
What's this?
Hey, what was that?
Can I just go up there?
We need a chip.
Oh, I gotta go outside?
Okay.
But can I go here?
Yes!
Yes!
Okay.
I had to give it the old try. Had to do it. Had to be done. Ow! It burns, mommy. It burns.
What does that say? The quick dump? Toxic dump, sir. I don't know where I got quick dump.
What the freak is that? Oh. Well, we have a screwdriver now, so we can go back this way.
Uh, I think it was this one that I wanted me to do something, right?
Or not.
That's to unplug the power.
So yeah, let's do that.
Bro, the music's coming back!
Where is he?
Oh, we got the chip!
Let's go!
And then we're going to go plug it in over there.
Oh god. Oh god. He's best. He's best. And he's angrier than ever.
See ya nerd.
It is what it is. What is this?
I need one of those. I need a... wasn't there one over here?
Okie dokie. We got the chip.
Put it in the dip.
Genius. Utter genius.
Screwdriver. Screwdriver. Screwdriver. Screwdriver.
Utter genius. Give me the chip. God damn it.
Damn it.
Uh-oh.
Did I do something wrong?
What did that do?
I don't get it.
Hi, is your name Gary from Electrical?
No.
Then don't touch the damn electrical panels.
Oh.
Already did it.
I know the elevator's wonky, I'm working on it, so take a chill pill or whatever.
It is you guys make-
It is you guys make around here.
Is that English?
Whatever it is, you guys make around here.
Oh, I'm revamping the electrical distribution for this entire facility, so there will be times during the day the elevator won't get as much juice as it needs to.
Lighting the power station, refining all the lower-end condo chips to the point that I have to keep switching chips from different panels.
Get damn early river and climb to the one floor. That's life.
That is life.
That is life.
I don't get it.
What do I do?
What is this?
Why is it showing like this?
Do I take that chip from this chip and I put this chip into that chip?
You know what I'm talking about?
I could bloody do that.
You know what I'm saying, girl?
What the hell happened?
Ooh.
Wait, and then we do this?
Does that work?
Did that work?
No, we're still missing. God damn it. We're still missing.
I took V2 from that panel, didn't I?
Let's try putting V2 in there just in case.
No.
Not enough power. Interesting. Where is another box at? What was that?
What's that noise?
Shoot him in the eyes if you want to stop him for a bit. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you
We have another fee Luna redeem. All right, but
Fortunately
She's not here
So whenever she returns this shall be done. It's blocked from the other side blocked from the other side. What's new I
Guess I go outside now since I don't have any
I don't have anything else to do. Oh, I think I get it. There's like a power source outside, right?
Do we do that? I could plug a chip in there.
What chip does it want?
Does it need a 2B? It's not going all the way. It's not going all the way. Ow, what was that? Goddamn.
Stinky.
Wasn't there another one?
Nope.
Short answer? Nope.
Okay, it'd be on this side, no?
It'd be on this side.
Probably over there.
Hey, what's over there?
Oh, yeah!
What did I do here again?
I don't remember this.
I don't remember this part.
Can we just go here?
Ow!
I mean let's just screw drive everything.
Let's have our flashlight out too.
There you go.
Maybe I take the other chip.
Oh boy, he's back.
Here, let me screwdriver everything just so that I have access to the panels and it'll
be easier to figure out.
Okay.
Let's take a look at our mirror.
Let's have a little look, see.
What's going on here?
What's going on?
Okay.
Can we see everything?
Can I have access to everything?
Okay, let's see.
So this this goes over there
That goes over there
So maybe we want to put the two chips into that
But why does this turn on?
Hold on show me again show me again
What about this one? What is it? What does it connect to?
What does that connect to?
this gate that we I guess I could open but I
I guess I can plug the two chips into that one.
It's worth a shot!
Where did I plug this one in?
I have one in there.
There's around three chips as I remember.
There is?
Dude, I don't see another one, so I'm gonna have to assume there is not.
I'm supposed to somehow get over there. Oh can I make him break this pathway? Where's
he at? Let's lure him. Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Where'd you go? Hey buddy! Your
Your skull isn't even that scary!
Bruh.
Really?
Nothing?
Is that him?
Hey buddy!
Over here!
Come and get me!
Ahhhh!
Oh mama, see that?
Don't hurt me.
Oh!
Over here!
Come and get me!
AHH!
Oh mama, seek them!
Don't hurt me!
OOOH!
Aw, she can't pass through there?
Dammit!
I was hoping you would.
Dude, you're snorting her!
How's that way?
Heh heh heh!
It is what it is.
Okay, let's go get the other chip. Probably, like I said, have to do something with that.
Let's grab this. It needs full power, it says.
Full power. Should I just blow this up? It's kind of annoying.
Blow it up. It was very annoying.
Blow up that one too.
Backing up into these things accidentally. Hold on, let's get a flashlight out.
Nothing in here? No? Okay. Okay.
I think you need to get those pillars down so you go through.
OHHHHHHHHH!
And I get the pillars down through this electrical box. Let's go.
Right?
Right? Is that it? Does that make sense?
Does it work? Are those things down?
They don't look down on me.
Is it the wrong one?
I don't get it.
Which one did I put in there?
I don't get it.
I don't get it!
Let me see.
Let's take a little looksies here.
Okay, so we have this one.
Oh, maybe it needs to connect to that.
Let's put one in here.
So at least the door can stay open, right?
So we got that door open.
Let's open up this door too.
It's kind of annoying.
Let me go around.
Okay, so we got, that's just for the doors.
What is this for?
What is this for?
Yeah, that's to control this.
That's what I thought.
Bruh.
Now it works.
Okay, we're good to go.
We're good to go.
Hey, buddy!
It's down.
Now it works! Okay, we're good to go, we're good to go.
Hey buddy!
It's down, right? It stays down? Hopefully it stays down.
Where's he at? Where's he at?
Hey! Hey you!
Come here!
Oh god!
I'm ready for you.
Oh god!
What you gonna poop on it? Oh Christ, that was a lot of damage. I don't know if I need it to be like right here
Bob and we Bob and we
Let's do that so I can get a little wiggle room here
What do I need to do now go wait
We need to break something else.
Is there a passage?
Oh, there's a passage.
Okay, okay, okay, we're good, we're good.
Lead now, lead.
Badam, badam.
Flashlight.
That phone is gonna ring.
Thousand percent.
Let's try.
Screwdriver?
Screwdriver?
Screwdriver?
Screwdriver?
Mirror?
Goddamn.
Why am I like, zoomed in, Jesus?
Okay.
So what does that do?
Buy the looks of it.
Nothing.
Is there a chip in there?
Might be a chip in there.
Is there a chip in there? It might be a chip in there.
Oh, I need the V2! You're kidding me!
Goddamn it, let me go get the other chip.
Please don't be around, sir! Please don't be around here!
Is there a way to get in there quickly? Well, that's sure you can't even follow me in.
Once I pass through.
Where is it is this one?
Let's go you saw me
It's not come back up what the oh boy
Hey the music spanker though, okay, you need a v2 right oh
My god
Okay, they died. I only had freakin delicious three bullets, dude. So what did
that do?
And if I take it, I could plug a chip in there. What does it do? It turns that on?
No, no, let's go this way, investigate, what's this, nothing, oh god, nothing of use, ow,
Oh does it turn it off the top there? Let's see oh it turns these on got you got you okay
but we don't need that right now. Interesting if anything we need to turn it off right so
What is here? I guess we do this?
Any clues? Can I get a clue or not?
Can I get a clue or not?
It's just that.
Nothing else?
Gotta go over there somehow.
Can we climb? Can we climb this?
I'm supposed to bunny hop over there but...
Can I just take damage and do it the stupid way?
Oh!
I could still go!
I didn't know that.
Ow.
That's stupid.
Oh, God.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
I didn't know it was just the prongs that I can't touch.
I thought it was like the whole area.
Oh, God.
Don't want to over jump it.
Man, I can really use some...
Hey, there it is!
There it is!
Should I just do a big jump over there?
Let's do it.
Geronimo!
Um...
Just dodge this, I guess.
Ow!
What was that?
Oh god, he's... Okay, well, let's kill him with that thing.
Oh, and then it turns off. Oh my god!
Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow!
Where is he?
Bullets.
Dude, why?
Oh, you're so annoying. You're so annoying.
So freaking annoying!
Goddamn!
I didn't know that they turn off if you freaking touch them dude
That is stupid there's no way to avoid it
I'm so glad I brought the chips with me because I feel like I'm gonna eat on here, right look at you in there
I think there's not enough power.
Not enough power?
Oh, it needs a three-bolt.
We don't have a three-bolt.
Can we get one?
No dice.
No.
What did that do?
Oh, it turns this one on?
So stupid.
Oh it turns this one on, it's so stupid.
Can we go in here?
Nope.
Bruh.
Or I guess we do this.
Oh, God! I'm dead.
Oh, jeesh. Okay, well, as much as I would love to jump over there...
I guess I could jump over this.
Do that.
That works.
Um...
Man, where do I get this other chip, though?
You're kidding me. I could've just went around. Oh, my God.
I did it the more fancy way. I think it all agree
Oh, it's a little laggy. It's a little laggy
Where am I going?
Oh
Is there a chip in there? Should I do let me do the mirror?
I'm not looking for help me out here nothing god damn maybe I jump on that
jump on that and then I go there no because oh my god I didn't realize I
was I'm the thing
They'll hire you to get to the building with the closed door, okay.
Hot and Jumper!
29 now.
Hold on.
Hold your horses.
It's laggy right in that little spot, that's why.
Okay.
I can't.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Can't jump there.
Oh god, oh god, oh god. Can't jump there.
Oof!
Oof!
Oof!
Okay, where do I go? Over there? Oh, I see, I see.
But...
Ohhhh!
Woohoohoohoo!
They called me Mr. Danger!
Goddamn!
Okay.
Whoo!
That was a ride and a half.
Oh, I needed that.
Yeah, I definitely needed that.
You ain't lying about it.
Why does he keep saying I'm full of something?
What is that?
That looks like bullets to me.
Oh, that's ammo for a different weapon.
I don't have that weapon.
Interesting. How did I not unlock?
Bro's not gonna call me, really?
About one time I wanted to?
Interesting.
Okay.
Hey, we got the V3 chip.
Okay, that's gonna work for the, uh, now he doesn't.
That's gonna work for the elevator.
Hello?
The deeper you go, the darker it gets.
Playing electrician won't change that, so I'm gonna have to stop you here.
Brace yourself.
Oh, I'm braced.
Oh, I'm braced.
What's that noise?
Bro, what's with this action music?
Oh God
bro
What the free
Jesus Christ
buddy
But he's got armor on
Let's get out of here. We don't we don't need to wait for both of these guys
Although I am going in the wrong direction
Block my exit your block of my I've died oh I've had oh
I thought it was like right here. Oh my god. That's a lot of them. That's a lot of them, dude. Oh
Sweet baby Jesus, baby Jesus. I gotta use the flares
Use another one
They are they what the heck is this?
Dude, I think they're infinite. There's so many of them.
How do I get out of here?
Chip!
Of course he doesn't go!
I have to- Oh, I think I get it. No, I don't get it.
Jesus Christ!
I don't get it.
I have to- I have to jump, right? I have to jump somewhere.
Oh, I get it. I see it. I see the light. I see the light.
No, I don't fit over there.
Woo! Can I take a break up here?
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. How do I get over there?
You gotta kill them first. Oh, I do- dude, I don't have ammo!
Oh, man!
Can I get like a chooper? Let's see. Oh, I guess I need to shoot, right? Okay.
Where are you shooting?
God, it's coming.
Hit him with a glizzy. I gotta hit him with a glizzy. Oh, god.
I do not want to die. What is that? What is that? What is it? Pick it up!
Where's a thing when you?
Where?
Oh yeah, there's one here.
You're kidding me!
You're kidding me!
Jesus Christ!
One HP.
Goddamn, buddy.
Ah!
I have one more flare.
more flair and then he gives me ammo damn course then again and then this
opens up frick frick and then this guy's here oh my I can't catch a break
Christ, my out of my way.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Goofies.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Goddamn.
Saucy.
What is...
Bro, I can't have some break.
I think there's a break out of God, if I were bullets.
The V3 in there and we're just gonna
You're kidding me go
Bro, I don't get it. I don't get it. This is so it's so stupid. I swear if I die
I'm gonna be very angry
It'd be very angry if I die. How is it not working? How was it not working?
The V3 chip. It's a V3 chip
I got a little stupid mask and I can't kill this guy because I'm too heavy.
Ah, I'm gonna have an ammo.
I don't have an ammo.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
What's the-
Oh!
Yeah, that wasn't pretty. Why isn't it working?
Can we hide up here?
Oh, we got a flare.
Let's see if the one flare will kill him.
I landed like two headshots.
I don't know, thank god!
You pressed the wrong button, I-
No! That was the V3 chip man!
I think I needed to kill him for it to work.
Ah, so stupid.
I did put a chip in there.
You see?
Why isn't it working?
It still says a red light.
Do I need to put one in here?
Let's see.
I might need one in there too.
right no because that's just for the door
let's try it out brah
I mean let's go up them maybe it'll
stay up that's why let's see is that the purpose of it
yeah that was the purpose of it okay okay okay oh
my god this game's giving me
Exigabee. Exigabee.
Oh my God, the force of the blue. Dude. Zero ammo in both the flare and the gun, dude.
What do you want me to do?
Ah, so annoying.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, I guess I can use a mask.
But I can't use the mask while I'm...
I'm gonna go another way.
God.
I got 31 HP too, dude.
Yeah, let's do this quick. Let's do this quick.
I know, I know, I know. I don't have a choice. I don't have a choice.
I should have just opened the door, but instead I'm just dying now.
But now I can open the door with the mask, at least.
I can't catch a break!
I'm sorry, something jumps at me here.
I'm gonna die.
Oh, I wouldn't need the mask.
It looks like.
Who's that?
The guy with the hat!
My mask is- Bro!
Hang up the call!
My mask is- Oh God.
You're kidding me!
I'm gonna die.
What is-
What?
What was I supposed to do?
Like, realistically.
What was I supposed to do?
Like, realistically.
Like, what was I supposed to do?
Like, realistically.
Like, what was I supposed to do?
What was I supposed to do? Like, realistically. What was I supposed to do?
Guy Bay did me a listen to this mumbo jumbo.
Ugh. How was that room not...
How was that room not, like, clean air?
I would have assumed when I opened the double doors that I would have, like, clean air available.
And it starts me with 31 HP. Dude, I can't...
Ha ha ha!
What the heck?
Should I go find some around the map because I think they just spawn randomly, right?
Let's do this.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
And do this, and then we run over here, we answer the call, we hit immediately.
I gotta go man, 76% god damn dude, it runs out so fast.
What do I do?
Can I find some house?
Assembly control.
Oh god.
All useless things.
All useless things.
Batteries.
Wow.
What do I...
You're kidding me.
There's nothing in here?
There's nothing in here.
Okay, we got some...
What do I do?
What do I do?
I got a checkpoint at least.
I'm gonna die.
I got bullets.
What do I do?
There's like no buttons or anything.
Take the mask off.
Why would I take off the mask?
I'll die.
That's how I died last time.
Take off the mask in the hallway.
No, because the hallway has the particle stuff, no?
I'm sure.
I'm pretty sure it does.
That's what I saw.
It doesn't.
Okay.
I die when I took off the mask over here for some reason.
Wait, why would I die with the mask on?
I gotta see this.
Why would I lose HP with the mask on?
Oh, is it because the O2 in the mask?
You're kidding me!
I didn't understand the concept.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Goddamn.
Experimental X09 Bloor Pill, uh, ingredient chart.
Two liquid compounds are to be placed, assigned slots.
That's a big machine in the next room, okay? Along with the, okay.
Whatever that means.
Uh, what about this?
Attention all employees, as renovation work continues our brand new Distribution Center.
we are still in the process of removing and repurposing machinery and equipment left over from the query.
Do not attempt to use any of them without prior authorization as impromptu use may lead to injury or even death.
Ask before using anything you're not familiar with.
S. Hill.
How do we go over here?
I said laggy. Where's my game laggy on this one?
what's it rendering oh we can go over here no brother what do we do
we are there assembly room
so i go out in the hallway
oh okay so we're good now game's lagging though
we got some bad weeds but i need health more than anything right now
What is that? Why's it... oh.
Creedy, keep your damn lower pill experiments as far away from Mars as possible.
One of those pills found in its way to our chemical shipment and nearly blew up a delivery truck.
A mixing of our chemicals and your pills is just a disaster waiting to happen.
Oh, are you giving me a clue? Hint, hint. Wink, wink.
Excellent.
Nutritious.
Delicious.
Is that it, though?
Or do I just blow something up here?
I don't think so.
Onwards!
Something over here, right?
Yeah!
What do we do? What do we do?
Gotta put a chip somewhere.
Gotta put a chip somewhere.
Something over here.
When we get to it.
We blow this up.
We blow it up, but I don't have...
I don't have bullets!
Can the game provide me something?
Dude, I haven't had ammo in forever.
I thought I picked up ammo over here.
Last time, like right before I died.
Hey, there we go. Thank you.
Jesus move!
Am I lying? Okay. Oh cool. That's the long barrel! Alright, screwdriver.
Hey, where's my other chip?
Oh, that's right. It's down low in the elevator. What does this one require?
require just one it looks like yeah I
could plug a chip in there hey dad 10 HP for the wind you got any ammo in here
Bullets! Let's go.
Um, okay. Little confused. Little confused. What does it say?
Wants me to know something about this.
That is for...
There.
It's cold in here.
No!
Oh wait, but I can't pass that area anyway.
Somehow I need to break down the gate?
Or can I hop over it?
There's nothing to hop over there.
Is it on the other side of this?
Let's see.
Maybe on the other side.
Oh, there's a brick wall.
You going?
No.
You going?
No.
God damn.
There's something over there.
Okay, I need to go somehow in there.
How do I jump on storage?
I cannot.
OK, let's go down here, then.
There's got to be something over here.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
Oh my god, he runs so god damn.
fast
Hey, I'm re-getting health
Nice
Okay, don't
Got a checkpoint. Got a flare gun. Flare bullet, I mean.
Look over here. Empty pill jar. Okay, that's a big list. Why do I hear scary music?
Oh my god
What
God
I thought the one explosion would kill him
About the one explosion we're killing, man!
I'm gonna get pills in this chapter.
Ugh!
I got an empty bottle.
I didn't get no pills yet.
Yeah, I don't know why the game's lagging all of a sudden.
Dude, I never lagged in this game once, and then all of a sudden...
lag.
Maybe I need the flare gun to kill him?
Or I need to save the flare gun for the frickin' other dude.
Okay, there's two explosions I can do to save me bullets, but man, it's behind that first
carton, which is like way too far away.
What is that?
Ah, it's the other gun that I apparently never got.
Yeah, we can't...we can't do anything with this guy.
You gotta let him go, you gotta let him go, you gotta go around him, there's no way we
need to fight him.
SEE YA NERD!
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!
Goddamn, okay, you get this chip because I think, no matter what I'm gonna need it
for something.
Now as far as the flair, I'm kind of scared to use it over here because I don't
have access to this gate thing anyway. And I only have one too so I can't even risk it.
I could try going into the other area.
He's still over there, right?
I don't gotta worry about him.
Oh, nice!
Okay, I got one more flare, at least.
It's blocked from the other side.
Dammit!
Dammit!
The Winx?
Oh, there's, like, so many more places to go.
Oh my God!
Dude, I can't hit these guys.
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't.
Jesus Christ.
And I don't have any more bullets! And then there's the big guy!
Oh my god dude.
This game is, I thought it was supposed to be easy.
I thought it was supposed to be easy. This is not easy.
Look at this guy man.
What am I, did he just kill the other guys? That's good at least.
Run!
Oh, so annoying.
I don't nearly have enough ammo to fight these people.
Oh God!
Oh God!
Open the door!
Oh my, I know what I need to do.
Can I hide?
Can I hide and he goes away?
33 HP, man. Where is he?
Oh, he's not here.
Ruff.
Wait.
Oh, that's one of them.
What the f...
Oh, we got to we got to chop them down.
We got to chop them down. Let's go.
God damn sticky.
Blocked from the other side. Okay. Okay. We gotta do this fast. We gotta do this fast
Before the big guy decides
To do something with this
What the
Chip what chip what chip what chip what chip what chip what chip one that looks like one I could plug a chip in there
The chip I used is too weak. Okay. That's stupid
Give me that. No! Okay. I didn't know you were going to keep it.
Okay. Jesus. At least I got a checkpoint. What was that? Oh my God! Oh boy, I'm going
to die. I'm going to die. I'm going to die. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
Okay, I see. I see a big X for some reason. What do I do with the big X? What do I
What do I do with the big axe?
What do I do with this?
Oh god, I can't see. I made it onto the pipe.
Oh god.
Okay, now what?
Don't go away, pipe.
Don't go away.
I'm stuck.
Jesus Christ.
Where am I supposed to go anyway?
Where do I go?
Oh, there's...
Uh, I gotta look all the way around.
I'm gonna look like this.
Jesus.
Okay.
Now what?
Where does it lead me to?
Oh, so annoying.
Literally so annoying.
Okay.
What the freak?
Just
Can you not I might as well go on one and then start looking around oh
Dude I
Don't disappear yet don't disappear yet come on
Okay, okay, and then let's make sure we have the bottom
look at the top
This way
Make sure we don't fall
And then we go this way
Now let's make sure we don't fall
Rounds
And we go this way. Oh god, we're gonna fall. We're gonna fall
I guess we can just make sure we do that
You go this way. I
Don't know where to go from here. Do I just jump?
Oh, okay.
Uh, ow, ow.
What do I do?
What do I do?
Oh, I just keep looking at the pipes?
Or is there more pipes?
more pipes? God damn dude! This is so obnoxious. This is so obnoxious. God damn. There's pipes.
No, there's nothing. Nothing to mean a climb on. Look. There's just pipes below. What do
I do. Maybe you could break something here? I mean... Oh, am I supposed to go right there?
Oh, yeah. That's what I was supposed to do. Okay. Jesus. Then what?
Now do I look for something with a mirror?
Nothing?
Whoa.
Where do I go?
Is there something behind the other side?
Dude!
Oh, we go there, okay.
Oh my God.
This 30 HP, no ammo BS?
It's not fun.
Gotta say, it is not fun.
Damn, dude.
I need a checkpoint.
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh god. What's that?
Incinerator key room.
Gimme that!
Oh, Jesus Christ, and then we still have to deal with the big boy.
It's locked from the other side.
It's locked. Uh, I guess this is the key?
No, it won't work.
Checkpoint! Yes!
I do have to pee though, so give me a second here.
It's over there.
I don't know why it's lagging.
Okay, give me a second before I move further.
I gotta pee.
I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm back.
Jesus.
What?
What do you mean by that?
That dude is so obnoxious holy moly
Most obnoxious character in this game man
God damn.
Okay, let's go.
So we gotta run this way?
We just keep it up because I got that
We jump on that thing there's a thing over there we could jump on
Should we go for it? I don't see anything else
Okay
Bruh, and then what?
Did we jump to the side?
I don't trust that.
Oh, okay.
Hey, look at me!
a bing by the phone what's in here
all the HP dude oh it's that room okay what's in here processing zone
How does that noise?
Dude!
Frickin' music again!
Hey, what's that?
I need it.
Oh my god, that's so scary.
I don't know where he is, but I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oooh.
Oh, this is the top.
Um, okay, we don't need to come here technically.
Jesus Christ.
Where is he?
What do I have?
I don't have anything.
I have a flare gun at least.
I might use that if I need to
What's this?
Frickin' batteries, literally the one thing I don't need
Okay, where else can we go?
Okay, do this? What does that do? Oh god, it's him!
Oh god! I don't know what that means! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I don't know what that means.
I guess it means he can't come this way. Oh, guess not.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't get him this way.
Am I supposed to turn all these on?
Is that what it is?
What is that?
Oh, there it goes.
Let's go!
Dude, I needed all that.
Oh, I needed all that so bad.
What is this?
The case is too heavy to be moved, but it looks strange.
What the?
There's a small magnetic lock.
Small magnetic lock.
Um, okay. Let's reload this.
Dude, I haven't been back to freakin' 92HP in forever.
This guy's cheating. How does he see me?
Can we do this? Oh, shoot!
Turn the thing!
Okay, I have them all on.
This is the last one, for sure, for sure, that's the last one, as I said, finish work
on your safe room once you can get the switches, the electromagnetic, should be enough, electromagnetic
Well, I flipped all the switches. Where's the, where's the briefcase?
Where did the briefcase go?
Got somewhere over there, right?
Oh, no!
I'll off the briefcase. I don't know where it is.
Here it is!
It has a small magnetic lock.
Where do I go for the magnetic block?
Where does it go?
Where does it go?
I guess it goes through here and then what?
Where's the magnetic part?
Oh, what's that?
Where's the magnetic part, man?
What's that?
God damn it.
Use us!
At what point is there a magnetic part?
Hey, it's supposed to come through here.
How come it didn't come through here?
Can I move?
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
What is that?
Okay.
Holy cow!
Just inspect the whole way.
What do you mean inspect the whole way?
I did!
Upon receiving a secure case delivered to the conveyor, place the case on the conveyor bell and use the controls to direct it to the safe room.
Okay, I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it.
Um...
Okay, I know where it goes, technically, right?
I know where it goes.
Actually, I don't. Let's see.
It went here. It was going in the right direction. How come it didn't follow?
Or is it because I moved? Did I move?
I didn't move.
I didn't move.
I didn't move.
I didn't move.
Where's the belt at?
It had to have gone HP.
It's gone this way right? Oh and then it got blocked here. I think that's what
happened. Okay I need to find it. Where's it at? Where's it at? Is it coming around?
Behind me?
Where's this frickin' case, dude?
Oh, it actually has to go up top, though.
Did the case disappear?
I can't deal with this guy.
Oh my god.
He is so annoying.
I need more of this.
Where's the case?
I need more of this.
Where's the case?
I have no idea where this case is.
I found it once and I'm like, it's gone now.
I just need to know what belt is on so I can follow it accordingly.
Oh, and this guy is so annoying.
Dude, I feel like I've been everywhere.
I can't find this case.
Oh my god!
Rub in everywhere! Where's the case? Is it glitched? It somehow needs to go up here.
I don't know where it is right now.
Ow.
Dude, it's like literally not here. I think it fell somewhere.
I've been following this area the whole time.
I'm just trying to see where it went so I can follow it.
I don't know what mountains are I'm like it shouldn't be that hard to find because it's just a red dot right? It's a red light
Here I'm gonna sprint in these in this part
So I can find it because it was here. I remember following it here. So if it was here, where would it go, right?
Did it kind of move there?
How do I wait like?
It kind of moved there. It would have still been this way
It wouldn't went this way and then it would have been stopped here.
This guy is so annoying.
Yeah, I think I'm glitched anyway.
It's literally not round 3.
And then we needed to go...
We need this not blocked either.
We don't need this blocked either.
Powerful.
Oh, but then I would just go around in a circle.
we get it up here? Is that it? Is that over there? This guy is so annoying. Oh my god.
You lost it a couple of times too. But like, does it ever recover or do I have to re-bind
Is that it?
That's where I'd like from.
Sky.
It's so annoying.
Okay, once I clear the path, what is this?
Oh my gosh, I'm moving!
I'm too dark to keep things random, so I can find it.
Hmm, doesn't even make sense.
Oh, I think that's it over.
Bro, get out of my way!
Oh, he's so good.
I think it's glitch. I think it's glitch. I swear like there's no way I wouldn't have been able to see it by now
There's really no way or it's in the safe I guess right it says green does that mean it's in the safe
So stupid so god damn stupid
At least I didn't have to restart the checkpoint.
So stupid, dude.
Ugh!
Alright, where do I go now?
What do I do?
Where do I go now?
Fix the loading platform.
Didn't I do that?
Craft the lower pill to tame the bull.
Fix the loading platform to get the secondary factory floor.
It's weird once you crouch, like you can't uncrouch, which is very annoying.
To get to the secondary floor, what, up there?
Fix the secondary floor. Fix the loading platform.
Do I leave? Let's just leave. See what happens.
If I can.
Yeah, let's leave.
I feel like we're supposed to fix the loading platform.
Which one this one
Ask for a Luna Paul Luna's not here right now
She's good dad. Oh, she's good doodle. Okay
Fix the loading platform
Is it back in there?
Because we also need to tame the bull right
Dude what is with this lag?
Second floor assembly.
Here I guess we have math right?
Let's take a look.
What's the loading platform?
Safe room.
Oh, yeah, I don't get it.
That's weird.
It doesn't even tell me.
To do what?
What do we have to do?
Fix the loading platform to get to the second factory floor.
Fix the lo- what?
A Luna Prize Vault.
Now there is a hint to the vault already.
It starts with a six.
The digit starts with a six.
God damn.
I feel like I have a long way to go, so...
Oh!
This room is new, right?
Pretty sure this room is new.
But it doesn't have anything for me.
I don't know how or where I'm supposed to get my bullet at.
Jesus.
Oh, God.
Fix the loaded car.
I don't know what that means, what?
What I do know is, wait, did I get a checkpoint?
Ah, that's so stupid.
I want I want to see the kitty. I gotta get a checkpoint so I can feel good about
Bruh, I can't I can't be bothered
That one work
Look what you can do it does
Looks like we don't have a hole in today
My big helper, but it's okay. We'll get through this. Oh
God, we're not gonna get through this
We'll get through this, we'll get through this.
While we were starting up, I had a fantastic idea for a stream.
Let me know what you guys think.
I was thinking because I'm currently learning different languages, right?
I use Rosetta Stone to learn different languages.
And because I have access to it, I was thinking it would be so much fun to stream that experience
where you see me learn, but at the same time you can technically learn.
learn you know what I'm saying just by having like the prompts and everything on
stream and whatever it requires of me you know what I mean I thought that would be fun
with some music and background stuff but you see me learn a new language you
know and at the same time you get the you get the chance to learn a new
language to whether it be Japanese the the three core languages that I like
is Japanese, German, and French I need to... I need to touch up on. Haven't been keeping up my
French, so it's... hey! The man with the hat! Where you going? Where you going?
Man said, uga-buga. Likes to snuga. Oh! Can I go over there? Am I supposed to
over here. Oh, I guess not. Um, did I read this? I didn't have any to read it. Blah blah blah blah blah.
It's all like, uh, some sciency stuff. Chemical engineering. Probably the secret to creating a
nuclear bomb. It is what it is. But yeah, I figured, I figured that'd be fun. Since Rosetta's
don't cost a lot, dude. I ended up paying for the full version like years ago. And,
And yeah, I thought it'd be uh, pretty cute, pretty cute.
Damn, I'm gonna grab this.
I don't know if I got anything from there, but let's just go back here, I guess.
Let's see what we've got.
The look on your face!
Did you really think I'd use the same freezer trick?
Again?
Give me some credit, doc.
I'm not that lazy.
Are you though?
Are you though?
So I need some of these chemical things, right?
I only have one.
I have one mushroom extract.
I need to find the other two
There's two somewhere, and I have to find it
This room for a small object in there small object you say look not that object. Oh, look
What does it do
No, no power
interesting interesting let me take a look same face literally dude what's up
press and butter dog how you guys doing what are some of the languages you guys
like obviously you speak English so what are the languages you guys know I did
twisty thing but I don't know if that's what I'm supposed to do. How do I know when I'm done twisting?
Are these supposed to connect? I see a little thing there. I see a little thing there. Interesting.
Very interesting. Are these supposed to
engineer this whole pipeline get it work and get it twerking what's that
let's reload this flare English only come on English and Russian there you go
That's all I know, Russian.
Please, let me know what it means.
Isn't Tsuka like, um, sweet or something?
Am I just turning these for nothing?
Or what?
What am I turning these things for?
Interesting.
What if we go over here? Oh, y'all!
Maybe we're supposed to go over here.
I have one more flare. Better get this right.
You're kidding me. That's what that means.
Bruh.
Wait, we really went all the way over here? Anything happen?
How do I know if I'm turning it the right way?
When does it give me a clue?
Mmm, sussy.
I might not even be supposed to be doing that part right now.
Click it?
yellow interesting I don't know what that means I could use another flair to
where do I put the let's do this plug into this thing
It's not gonna show me? It's not gonna show me? Where does it go? Where does this go?
All the way over there!
Huh? How do we get over there? Oh! Just like that.
I don't know this doesn't look like what's that oh what is that got a purple thing now
I'm trying to follow oh dude it worked always follow the red I don't I want to know that
purple pipe was too. We out here. Sherlock Holmes style. Figuring it out.
I'm getting chipped in there. I'm getting chipped in there. Power is not going all the way.
You know what I'm saying? Nothing has happened. You know what I'm saying?
Hey, there it is. It's just too weak.
What?
You're kidding me. Oh, so that's what those two words mean in Russian
Okay, okay, okay. I
See I didn't know they were both curse words. I knew of the X but I didn't think Suka was one either
That's so funny. I thought it was the opposite too. I thought that was the B word and Suka was the other one
interesting okay so I put the chip in well now you're kidding me nothing oh is it is it
the wrong it's the wrong one but I have to put another one was that purple pipe to
Let's see, maybe it's a clue.
How come that's not generating enough power?
Jesus, let me out of here.
How is that not generating enough power?
Did he say it was the wrong chip?
Let's do this, cause like I said, there was a...
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
What is that?
What is that?
It's a pipe.
Hold on, we might need to get up there.
Where's the staircase?
Why would they show a pipe up here, huh?
Oh, there's some more glands.
Some more glands.
I don't know.
Did we put this in?
What was this?
Saying it's red?
Or did I already put an ennemy slot for a vial here?
Is it that one?
We only need one more!
Okay.
Is this gonna show me a thing now?
Was this the wrong one?
have accepted it if it was the wrong one is the question and let me go back to
the power thing and see if he says good to run chipping you mean see we says
could plug a chip in there nothing happened it's the wrong chip wait I don't
have the 3d anymore though where was the 3d hat I think for the elevator no so
We got to go back there and go back to the elevator.
Almost completed the game easy.
I don't know if it's almost completed, but let's have my gun now.
A little reload action.
This tape is definitely more difficult.
It's one of the more difficult ones that I've played so far.
Compared to the other tapes.
The other tapes have been more like, not as action-y.
This one feels like first person shooter, almost, in this tape.
Okay, I think I go down and I go get my three ball, right?
Let's go do that.
Because now we have access to the staircase, so.
That should be it.
That should be it.
I put it in there, didn't I?
Let's have a look.
Yeah, thank God.
I could plug it in.
No!
Where did I put the 3D at?
Did I ever have a 3D?
Ugh, don't remember. Is it this one?
Oh, thank god.
I was worried I'm not gonna lie.
So the elevator doesn't work, right?
Okay.
But, we can still go up there.
Ah-ha!
Okay, okay, okay.
We're learning, we're grooving.
As long as there's no Gabugas coming after me,
we should be fine.
Yeah, we're Gucci, don't worry about it.
So I didn't see any of your other responses, so basically we got one Russian.
And that's it.
It's the only other language.
And I only know two curse words in Russian.
Let's go this way.
It's funny.
I know Spanish, French, but I need to touch up on both of those languages, even though
I'm really like, I could have a full-blown conversation, Spanish, French, I can understand
very well, the words however, like for me to come up with my own words would be very,
like, iffy.
How do I stop this?
Bro, they cheat.
Who's that?
You gonna give me a clue or what?
I don't get it.
Was I supposed to turn this on afterwards?
Oh, maybe it has something to do with these.
Can I go- Nah. I'm gonna die if I go in. I was gonna say, like, can I just walk in there,
man?
This thing never gave me back my pills.
Alright, looks like we have another mystery of FOOT. Another mystery of FOOT.
Maybe this will, uh, give us a clue.
English only.
I'm shocked.
Assembled.
Purple, blue, green.
So I just need the green one.
How do I get the green one?
Is it in here?
Is the green one in here?
Maybe I'm supposed to...
And then I take it out. Okay. Hold on. I think I get it. I think I get it
We turned it on but now we can take it off because it's open, right? The gate is open
Look at us using our brains Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ I came ready today, dude
Got a little speed upgrade
Get more flares get some of that ammo now. I am disappointed apparently
There was like a long gun that I never I never got all the flares when we need let me go ahead and reload one
So you can store one
That way we have five instead of four and then I guess we carry on words
I guess that was just like a little storage thing to I
Mean I needed it. I was that like 56 HP
So it was good. It was good
But it doesn't
get us further into the story.
Now we need to get somewhere.
There's like this one green thing.
Let's see, craft the lure pills.
Craft the lure pill to tame the bull.
I think that's what I need to do next.
I don't think I can skip that step.
So how do I craft it?
Where was the clue for this thing?
Oh, wait a second.
Is that only when I have the three objects?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I think it would make more sense to get the green thing.
And then we click that button.
Right.
Also, what are these?
Are they just here to distract you?
Maybe we see the meter change.
Let's see.
Is this change at all?
I can't tell you.
Hey!
Wait.
Something worked.
Oh my God!
Something worked.
Hold on.
Okay, we need to start pumping the gas into it.
I see.
Now I think we still need the green one regardless.
Oh, and I can check my progress through the mirror.
Yes!
Yes! Dude, we're so smart. Oh my god, look at us!
There are geniuses up in here. Look at thang, look at thang!
Hey, what else? What else? Do we need this one?
Is it gonna go... No, I don't think this one... That one doesn't matter, right?
This one maybe?
Hmm. Hmm. Sussie, sussie.
It means we can't start there, I think.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, because there's nothing in there, so we can't work on that one yet.
I think no matter what, I'm going to need the green one, regardless, right?
Is this one done?
Let me finish one and see what happens.
Nah, it's stuck right there.
Okay, let's go down.
I see I see you gotta do something about this oh
Mama
There it is okay, we got one we got one what about the other one I
Mean do we need to do it? I heard a beat was it this oh
Okay, hold on. Hold on! This might be part of it. That thing didn't light up before, so let's see this blue pipe. Where are we at with the blue pipe?
Okay. Okay. And then we go down here.
here? I think? Bruh. Hello? Oh no, I messed up. Alright! That's weird. How did I mess
It's stalled on- Ah, I see it.
This one.
I see, I see.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Where's it at?
Where's it at?
Over there.
Two lights!
We got two lights!
I heard the blinking.
Oh, this way.
Two lights! We got two lights! I heard the blinking.
Oh, this way.
Now do we click the button?
Goddamn, we need the third one, don't we? We need the green one.
Okay, well at least we did the work. I mean, we would have had to do that anyway.
God, where's this third one at?
So that means I can't craft the pills yet fix the loading platform to get to the second factory floor
fix the loading platform
That I don't understand
It's blocked from the other side it's blocked from the other side
When was I supposed to do that? What's up rampant? Oh, I missed it my bad 34 months
Jesus, thank you so much. It's such a long time. How's it going? How's Yoshi doing?
Oh, this is where we came from. Second floor assembly. I thought we already did this, you see.
I might need to cheat and see where I'm at with this thing.
Here, because I missed the subscription, I'll do a mariachi time.
time. There you go, there you go. All right, let's see. I gotta, I gotta figure this out.
Research and development. Have I been in that room before?
room is that? I feel like I've been in that room before. It's not cheating, it's education.
Oh, is it in the safe? No, it's not in the safe, but there's things in the safe, right?
Okay, first of all, I think we could do this. Just to see... Hey, what's that? Is that one of them? Up there?
Oh, if it is, how do I get up there?
Oh, wait a second.
Is there a way to get up there?
Is that the second floor it's talking about?
I think it is.
So we do need to go up there somehow.
Okay.
I got to figure it out.
The 17 pounds today, oh my goodness.
What is that, five pounds?
No, no, no, no, three pounds.
Well, that's not that bad, three pounds in a few days, right?
Since Saturday, so that's not bad.
Yoshi for those of you that don't know is a brand new Akita puppy that Rampin
just got very cute, very small, and when he arrived, he was 14 pounds.
Oh, did we go in here?
Now he's actually 10 pounds.
I've been in here already, right?
But did I need to... maybe I didn't finish something.
Maybe I need to go back.
Kind of annoying if I have to do this again.
I don't. I don't need to do it again because it would have given me the pipe things, right?
Okay. I don't need to do that again.
Give me the chip. This one's locked.
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side?
It's blocking it.
How do we get there?
Do we check this room out?
No clues in this room.
So maybe I don't go here.
Oh god.
Can I get over there or no?
I can't believe I...
Come on!
so stupid bro where's this checkpoint gonna be I don't remember seeing a
checkpoint after I did the stupid wheel turns man yeah that's pound a day since
Sunday that's a good question how old is Yoshi nine weeks oh my goodness all
the critters are doing good sounds good no way did it start me from here you're
kidding me come on what what bro what is the point of that oh my god
I really gotta speedrun this again?
Jesus Christ!
And I gotta go get that 3vchip.
Goddamn.
Man, where is this green thing at?
This guy's gonna be here now.
He was there last time.
This is where we got the blue one.
Okay, okay, okay.
I see, I see.
I didn't remember that we picked that one up
because I was focused on that.
Rosetta Stone stream idea that I was presenting to y'all.
Okay.
So we got the chip already.
There's the little note here.
I guess we could twist the knobs of the pipes later.
We're gonna need the green one anyway, right?
Well, let's go put it in there so that that's done, at least.
I guess we can go get the resources too.
I'm gonna get speedrun that.
It's not that...
...forward.
What we don't need to do is twist the wheelie things.
Not yet, anyway.
Oh that's right, this is where we gotta get the 3D.
And then we gotta fix the loading dock somehow, which I don't know.
Is it this area?
I think it's this area to get to the second floor, it said, right?
Keep your damn lower pill experiments far away, blah blah blah.
Is there a way to climb over?
Any clues? Any hints? It doesn't look like it. Okay. What's in there? Let's go get the
Kicking arse on catching back up I know yeah it's not a total restart but it is it is back
to uh do I need to put the elevator down?
What the?
Well that's not I mean I don't think it matters but let's go get the chip
Oh, we can go through there, maybe?
For the other area?
I just need one more canister, I'm so close.
This is the last canister, dude.
Let's go get the resources in case.
I gotta find a checkpoint somewhere, too, so I don't have to do this again.
Oh, go this way.
We do that, and then we take it out because there's electricity in there.
There's electricity that blocks this door if I leave it in the chip.
So we got these, let's make sure we reload so that we can stock up as much as possible.
Grab all these things, get the health back up, get some ammo, nice, okay, oh that's right
let's use this here, we're gonna need to do that anywhere.
Take care of those two spots, I don't know if there's more but this way we can stock
up on more flares, noice, alright.
Ammo let's see
Okay
All right, we're all right. We're back where we started now
Yeah, this green canister where do I get this green canister? I did I know where's Evelyn when we need her dad. Do you
Yeah, let me see if I can figure it out really fast through. Oh it is in the safe
It is in the safe. It's in the safe area. Okay
Let me see how I get to the safe area.
That's the question.
Where's that safe area at, man?
Hmm.
Let's do it already on the second floor because if he is I
Don't know how he got there
Might be through the vents like I was talking about earlier
That would make sense. That would make sense.
Okay, let me, let me verify this information.
Like I said, I didn't want to have to spend, you know, 20 minutes.
Because I have most of the puzzle pieces, you know what I mean?
I got everything going on so far.
So I just wanted to double check.
I have a feeling it's where that is, so let me go there before I research further.
further is this or or is it math literally dude it's kind of annoying
because of how much I got to deal with but I think I go through here and like I
said I feel like I've gone to the spot already so okay well good to know if
this doesn't lead anyone I thought it would have unless I was supposed to
do something here goddamn well that was my idea so since I found the toilet let's
take a look at the video running at you trying to speak to don't worry it's not
gonna take that long it's not gonna take that long yeah we did that part
already this guy's getting the blue one which I already did and then I think
He's gonna be moving on to that next one.
Yeah.
Let's see, let's see.
There's a building there.
It's back to this room.
He gets the second floor, buddy.
He's trying to figure it out by looking at the map.
Is it through one of these rooms?
Oh, okay.
I think it's through one of these rooms that...
On the right side of me then?
Alright.
Maybe!
Okay.
I think I understand.
Man, I didn't see the full thing, but I'm there.
I have my reference in handy.
Because if we're not gonna have Evelyn,
I gotta have some sort of reference, right?
So let's go back up.
It was in one of these rooms here.
Man, I got a P to the left or right of me.
Yeah, like one of these rooms.
Okay, is there a glass?
There is.
Normally the glass will tell you.
It'll tell you what's up.
Okay.
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side, bro.
I can't see nothing.
Blocked from the other side.
It's in here.
Oh, yeah, this is that one room.
Oh-ho!
Okay!
Now we're getting somewhere.
Hello.
Now we are getting some batteries.
I can't carry that much ammo.
Put an electrical box.
Oh, this is not an electrical box.
Whoa, spooky.
Okay.
Flare gun!
Okay, before I go further, I have to pee really bad, so I'll be right back.
so comfy on the bed right now. Can we keep walking?
Oh my god.
That's a face.
Where do we go?
We follow this corner.
Jesus.
Hey, what's that?
Oh, thank goodness.
I mean, I'm a player.
I feel shivers down my spine now.
very spooky. Luna comfy is the main thing. I'm not even sad that she left the streaming
room. Very true, very true. She is super comfy. We found the box. I think we'll get shipping
Oh, that's how we get upstairs wait I just remembered where's my other my other chip in
case I need it oh wait there wasn't another chip I thought I had to I lost the v2
for somewhere I don't know where I put the B2 out. I got a checkpoint holy moly
okay so I don't got to do that anymore. Third floor, what is that?
When in doubt, the 3-V always works.
What is this?
And then we open this one.
Yeah, where'd I put my 2D in?
I think I'm looking for a chip in there.
Does that work?
No, cuz this one's not close to the door, is it? Oh it is! Is it both?
It's both. Okay, okay, okay. Well...
And then there's the third one. Dude!
dude what sucks is that I don't remember where I put my 2v at man
hey we got the key card
like I said though I don't know where freaking 2v went
I don't even remember using it, what does it say?
Unless I'm here.
Woof!
I needed the HP.
Alright.
That was good, that was good.
Some good stuff I found.
Is that it?
This little area kind of reminds me of the back rooms, which I love.
Ugh, the back rooms are so much fun.
Another office.
Oh, is this where the green one is?
Where's this?
Let me get this straight.
You hired a driver without a proper background check?
Who then proceeds to crash one of our cars?
delivery trucks while carrying important cargo, and when rightfully terminated comes crashing
into the quarry with his own truck demanding his job back?
It's the major screw-up, major.
Do you realize that your poor decision-making has put us this entire facility in harm's
way?
He broke Gary from Electrical's jaw just for getting in his way.
Max Nygaard isn't salt to the earth.
He's dead!
I find it hard to believe that anyone in this big, wide world cares about this madman, but
doesn't madman.
Take care of him.
Where's the Kodak?
Due to the sense of nature of your secret inside, do not under sense.
You don't want to tell anybody about it.
Mmm.
You need to code.
You need to code.
Where's the Kodak?
Let me guess.
It's in that frickin' room, isn't it?
It's in that one room.
Damn, what was it here?
Ooh, it might be here.
What does it say?
Address is the same, 210 Main Street.
You think it would be his birthday?
One, what is it?
1952?
Should we try that?
1952?
Or the zip code?
because it's got to be four right or his SSN now because you can't do the same digit twice
I would try I would try the date of birth I guess 1952 let's try that let's try that 19
I'll have to select the number
19.50.
Ah, it didn't work, god damn it, I was hopeful.
I was hopeful dude.
It wasn't the birthday.
Maybe the telephone number?
3838?
I can't select the same one twice.
That wasn't bad either.
Okay, the SSN 4044.
Well, I've tried every four digits.
Last training, August 1995.
I mean it might be that, or the work phone, I guess.
6681.
Is that what that says?
no dice, no dice!
oolala
what or what could it be?
hmmm
I wonder if the code would change per thing too?
I don't need to go into that one room, I wouldn't mind.
Not going in there.
But I think I have to get the code right.
Damn it.
Really hoping I didn't have to.
Oh, very interesting.
You guys ready to see what it is?
Try to use the mirror.
Yeah!
It's literally that.
We use the mirror.
What the f-
I'm brought in now, it tells me to.
Written under wall.
But now you tell me.
Oh, what was that?
813? Is that a 6? 8136. Whoa. Hold on. Can't see nothing.
8. 1. 3. 6.
We got the last part, what's it say?
Oh, we did it! Okay, so I- do I need to go in that room? That's a thing.
Like I said, I don't want to have to.
Who is Max?
This one would probably need the 3D, right, because it's so far away.
That would make the most sense.
This one leads to the thing, right?
Most likely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah
Nothing happens. Oh
Because I need the 3d dude
Wait, this one should have taken the 1D.
It does.
Okay, okay, okay.
I just need...
Where did I put that?
Where did I leave it?
God.
Don't make me go all the way around, please.
I would have to put that in there first and then put it in there.
I can't use it right now.
Nothing happened.
I don't know where I left it, how sad, how very, very sad.
There's no way for me to get back without, oh god damn, okay, okay, because I think the
easy way out would have been through there, where did I put it?
It's so weird I don't even remember using it like not one time. Hey, what's that? Oh
My ow
That's annoying
I need more of this we go here then we go here then we go here
Oh, I don't have to go... Okay, thank goodness. I don't have to go all the way around yet.
So where did I put this chip, man?
It's not in the elevator, is it?
The lag just makes it more scary.
Okay, I gotta double check all the areas, so it wasn't there, it wasn't there.
Anything I could think of is that one room.
Ow.
It's blocked from the other side.
This room.
But it's not.
Dammit.
What about the incinerator room?
No.
Okay, should I blow this up?
It's freaking annoying.
Blow it up.
How do I blow it up without dying?
Cool.
Onwards for the 2v chip.
It's somewhere.
I left it somewhere.
I have no idea where.
The lag is the final boss, literally.
It really is.
I had to have left it around here somewhere.
There's no way I could have left it in that thing, right?
Because then it would have been on.
So where else would I have used it?
Where was the last place?
I mean, I guess in there, about here?
No, there's no chip in there.
I guess I might have used it here.
The door is open, so I guess so.
Ah!
Angry, angry!
Okay, let's go though.
Luckily it's only two staircases away
from getting there.
It's not that bad.
It's blocked from the other side.
Do-ka-do-ka-do-ka-do-ka.
There we go, okay.
We almost made it!
Let's do it.
Let's get this.
Let's put the 2B in here.
And I guess this is where we say goodbye to our chimps, right?
There we go!
Oh God, what's our shield?
Ooh, nice.
Nice.
That's gonna help me out.
For sure.
You know what I just realized?
I don't think I needed to come in here.
It's just for all the good stuff.
It was literally just to get all the good stuff, but you know what, I'll take it.
I'd rather be full health when I deal with the bull.
I think I'm gonna have to deal with the bull.
Because I even got some speed stuff, some stealth stuff.
I need one more of each almost to get upgrades.
So it was worth. Okay, and I think that's where we can take a bite of the chips, right?
Or do I get them back? Should I just take them back?
I feel like I might need them. Maybe we'll get the other one.
Save myself trouble in the work for later, you know?
Or was it? Was it over here? Or was it over there?
Is it over here?
I thought it was over here.
Yeah!
Alright, that's all three, right?
Good, good, good, good, good.
Just in case.
I don't think I'm gonna need it again, but...
Apparently, I've bought that before.
So now we go put in the green thing.
We assemble all the stuff.
We create the pills.
And then I guess we're good.
Ooh, that lag is getting real, huh?
Okay, the final vial is going in.
There's a small slot for a vial here.
Let's do it!
And then we also gotta put the pill jar in there, too.
Let's do that.
There's room for a small object in there.
There we go.
And now, time for the mirror.
Okay, where are we at so far?
Where are we at?
We got to twisty this.
Twisty that one.
Before I leave this section, I might as well just double check them all, right?
I just want to make sure I'm done with this little area.
Okay, both of those are down, right?
Okay.
Nice.
Nice.
And now we just take care of these.
Dammit!
Baryon!
27 months!
Let's go, dude.
Ay-yay-yay-yay!
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
see it. Oh, we are about to solve this puzzle. Let's go. That's blue. Now we just need purple.
Huh? That's purple. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I heard it. I heard
And then green. Where'd it green at?
We did it! Let's go!
Time to make some drugs!
It is done.
Lure pills, monsters seem to like it, maybe I should try it.
I hope these are safe.
Throw pill, take pill, use lure pills to tame the bull.
Oh god, am I supposed to take it or am I supposed to throw it?
And then Red Knight also.
I didn't even see that one.
I can see it!
There you go, there you go.
Thank you, thank you.
You're the awesome Prime Subs.
It's a smart way to subscribe, not the one.
Alright, I want to see if this guy
eats the pill. I want to say he does not eat it.
Oh, it's a lure pill.
So we're supposed to lure him out.
I see, I see.
Okay, okay.
Can I make any more?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Okay.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
Rip the hide train.
I know! It's always so close.
Alright, so we do this.
Goddamn!
These pills are pretty cool though, I'm not gonna lie.
Are there more here?
There's more.
Delicious.
Is there any other stats?
Like it's steel?
Oh god.
Let's not do that, Jesus.
Okay, we got the HP. Too much for one man. Too much for one man! Come on now!
How do I get over there?
Okay, am I supposed to just like bolt it? What's the fastest way to get there though? Is this the fastest way?
I think so. It's the only way.
It's not only the fastest way, it's the only way.
Alright, let's go!
Preferably without the lag?
Oh, I should've waited for my sprint.
God damn it!
I didn't have my sprint ready. Let's go back.
Don't you love that lag, dude?
It's giving me some whiplash.
It's getting a little funky.
Okay, go!
We made it more pills more pills
Let's go. I knew I was gonna need a chip. I knew it
3v just we won't even risk it 3v
Oh my god that freaked me out.
Jesus Christ I wasn't ready for it.
Oh my god dude.
They're not getting burnt up.
Come on now.
Y'all aren't getting burnt up.
Oh, that freaking hell.
Sheesh!
Oh, there's another one over there, I guess I can use.
Thank God they keep my body blocked me.
Over here.
Over here.
Why aren't you getting zapped?
There we go, there we go.
Only more zappings this is going to take.
Jesus.
Jesus!
We got both zappers back up and running.
Got with the lag, it makes it impossible.
I can't, man, I can't.
I don't have enough bullets for this.
God damn it.
What is this? HP?
Bullets? Nice.
Oh god.
Well, he just flunked me to the other side.
I can't. I can't, I can't, I can't.
Woo!
Low health.
What do I do?
God damn it.
We got his apple, we got his apple.
Woo!
I knew I was going to need the chips again by the way.
I knew it.
I should have just used one of the pills.
I forgot that there was an extra one right there.
Alright, 7 HP.
And this was the other one.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's reload the flare and then grab this bullet.
Just in case.
Alright, is there anything else we need it?
Too much for one man.
God, I didn't know there was all those pills there.
Is that it?
It would help to have my flashlight, right?
You would think?
Nothing.
I was hoping there would be a little simpsum there.
Okay, let's go.
Do I just go back outside?
I think we go back outside now.
Collect all pills around the old factory, seven left.
I have to?
Well, there's two and then there's three over there.
Wait, really?
It wants me to do that?
I mean, I could use these like that.
No, it still says 7 left.
I think I completed this now.
Pretty sure I completed it.
Doesn't make any sense.
Okay, let's get out of here.
Let's go lure the big boy.
Let's head outside, that's all this, more pills.
If you killed it, they will come.
Is he coming?
Oh, he is coming dude, god damn.
Hello.
You want the pill?
You want the pill?
You want the peel? You want the little peel?
So does he work for me now? I think he works for me now.
Where should I go? We gotta leave, right?
I'm assuming we gotta head out this way?
He'll go for the pill, not for me, right?
That didn't work? You're kidding me.
Oh, I don't hear it.
No?
What if I do that?
Doesn't work?
Dude, where do I go then?
Do I jump on his head?
He's essentially my Pokemon now, yeah.
Wait, it's going for me now?
What the freak?
Hold on, buddy.
Wait, where's the query at?
Ugh.
I feel like I missed the step here.
Where's the query? Yeah.
Oh, this is the query.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
These bills. Goddamn.
Hey, yeah!
Don't hit me.
There we go.
Okay, it was literally on the other side. That's why.
There's just nothing on the other side.
That was it.
Can you toss it over the train?
Yeah, I did that earlier, I did.
Like, bro.
Oh, he wants these pills bad, dude.
He wants these pills bad.
Can you create a little thank you?
Let's go.
The query's over there.
Come buddy
Who's that smog?
Oh
Come buddy, where is he? Oh, there he is. He's taking a shortcut. Goddamn
Oh cool, he killed the guys.
My little pet.
Where do we go from here?
over here.
Can I just lure him over here?
Oh God! Kill him buddy! Kill him!
Ha ha ha!
Oh God!
Where did you go? God damn it!
Kill him!
Jesus!
Kill him!
This man loves his pills, huh?
Oh, whoops.
I mean, he was supposed to go there anyway, it's fine.
Were those the other pills?
I'm stuck!
Ooh!
Nice!
What do we go from here?
This is the query.
Oh God, kill them.
Kill them.
Kill them, buddy.
I need assistance.
What is that?
Oh, shit.
What is that?
Oh, shit!
Excellent, my pet.
Excellent work!
Well done. Well done.
Wait, this first one's to go?
No, I think you had to break this down, right?
Break it down!
Nice.
Okay.
We're in the Query.
What now?
Here, let me get him over here.
I lure him in the pond.
Let's do it.
It's got to work, right?
Is he going to go in there?
He's not?
Interesting.
Okay, I only have like four more, so I don't want to waste them where do we go? Does he just break this down I?
Guess I can get him to break this
Is it confused? God damn it
Can I go in here? Okay
Yeah, I don't think I will.
I'll come back for this if I need it.
Juice.
Juice!
I can't carry that much ammo.
All this, oh what?
You're very much alike, you and Max.
Woo!
Your priorities are all jumbled up.
All you had to do was stay away.
This whole situation is draining.
Well, you've waited for this flag, it doesn't matter.
Uh-oh.
Is he angry?
I don't have to talk, I'm sorry.
Dude's getting angry.
He's just staring off into the abyss.
Oh no, he sees me now.
Okay, where do we go from here?
Somehow I have to open up this thing. Oh God. Oh, I didn't know he could do that. Okay.
But he'd be snorting on me.
Let's go back in here.
Am I supposed to listen? Oh, yeah, I am. Okay, okay, okay. I just don't like wasting pills, you know.
There's got to be a bow!
Then we go here, click the button so that he can pass through, I'm assuming.
Oh no, that was just for that, okay.
Here, doggie doggie doggie!
Oh god.
There's a leakage.
And then we lure him into the water?
I think so.
Do it.
It didn't work.
But I think he's going to go over here and just kill him.
It didn't work.
Go into the...
Nice.
Is it going to go in?
You're not going in?
Dude, it's just like right there.
Is that not how this works?
Oh god, okay.
Let's move it along.
Oh, shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi- shi-
He's coming for me.
He's coming for me.
I guess we got to go all the way over there.
Jesus Christ.
I thought I could lure him into the fricking water.
What's this?
Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.
Nice.
Nice.
Ah!
I'm so angry!
Holy Jesus!
I can't do this.
He doesn't want to go in.
That means we keep running.
Oh God. Oh God.
Oh!
I only have one more pedal left too.
Wait, I did everything.
No?
God damn it.
Did I miss a... how do I get him in there?
Am I supposed to go on the thing?
Oh, I see.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay!
Get those bills, get those bills!
I swear, I don't have a problem.
I just need my big stand.
I just need my big scratches on.
I guess I go here.
What the heck?
So now, we go back up there.
Okay, okay. I'm seeing things. Oh, I get it. I get it. I only have two pills, though. I
only have two pills. I need pills, I need pills. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
that armor fist. Maybe if I were to ram you one of those pillars.
You need more pills.
You need to be blinded by your anger.
Oh, he can ram into the... the doors?
Oh, but I gotta free the pillars.
Okay, okay, okay.
So it's not blowing up the pillars.
That's what I thought it was gonna do.
It's not doing that, though.
I don't want to hurt you.
I want to hurt you.
Oh my god, what is that ricochet truck?
Did it work?
Okay.
He going down?
So should I shoot him?
Oh god, they
What the crash into that thing
Oh
His skull is cracking he's weak. What do I do about that?
One more pillar
Playback, I have pills!
The last one.
Whee!
Pills!
Pills?
No pill
Jesus Christ
The exposed
It's working eat your pills Max
Eat your pills
Your bills
You see what he is?
He wants more.
Take it!
What do you mean?
Do what? This?
What?
Oh!
Jesus Christ!
Taxi Max!
Bloody!
You're trying to kill me!
Wow.
Your death won't be in vain.
Thank you for leading me here.
He was a good pet.
I'll last it.
Phils!
Okay.
Love compartment.
Letter.
My lovely Madison.
I know I haven't been the best dad.
A girl could ask for.
I have flaws.
Too many to count.
But I always wanted what's best for you.
Please do not think that because the court made a mistake and let your mother take you
away.
That I love or care for you any less.
I will find a way to glue our family back together.
My new therapist says speaking the truth is healing.
Here is the truth.
I miss you every day.
I'm not with you. You are my everything. Be good. Be bad.
Wise words. He's gotta work on his spelling now.
Sorry, not his spelling. His handwriting. It's pretty atrocious.
I think I'd rather just do it a little better.
Oh, we go that way?
There's nothing up here for me?
Hmm.
Was I supposed to get anything else from the truck?
Oh, is that it?
Nothing else?
I don't care any more of this.
I mean, if there's more pills, I might as well grab them.
Okay, let's go.
What's that over there?
Nothing.
Damn!
Crazy, man.
Crazy, yeah.
He was a pretty good Pokémon.
Not gonna lie.
Little Maximex.
Good ol' Maximex.
Oh, shoot, we're not even done yet. I thought that was gonna lead me back to the office.
Okay.
my nose itch. Tonya, out. Let's not threaten the cat. I'll keep her outside. I didn't mean
that. I'm sorry. I just, look, I'm willing to admit that I, I get angry sometimes, but
there's a lot of stuff that's pissing me off, Doug. Like what?
What's he got to threaten the cat? I lost my job. I don't even really know why.
My bastards so I had a small accident with that ship in a pharmaceutical juice or whatever
So what don't I get any credit for 20 years of flawless driving?
Man, whatever that shit was make me feel sick to my stomach
Damn stuffs probably drugs will do that to you. See as I can't even recall it fully, and it was only two nights ago
Drugs will do that to you man
That must be very frustrating.
How often...
What?!
Come on!
Jesus Christ.
That must be very frustrating.
How often when you say you feel...
God damn it!
You know what?
How am I supposed to show the court I've got my life together
if I ain't got no job for no real reason?
I've a good mind to go back to the quarry.
I'm a nice lawn chap with those mottier folk.
Maybe I'll take that army hippie guy with me.
He said I'll give me 200 bucks if I can get him into the quarry.
200 bucks, he gets me into the quarry.
But it's not about money, they're looking for consistency.
They're looking for stability.
The dude wants to be, you know, crazy with money.
It's not gonna help him get his daughter back.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to stay for the full session Mr. Nygard, oh yeah, try and stop.
unbelievable dude. You know what's funny? Speaking of parenting, right? Just a touch base on this
a little bit. I always found it odd that when you become a parent, there's not some sort of like
common sense that comes with that. You know what I mean? It's kind of like, I consider myself a
parent to Luna for instance and there's just so much common sense that came with
that that I didn't have prior until I became a father quote-unquote right so I
find it fascinating that there's some people out there that just don't develop
this common sense this like urge whether it be like this urge of protection
urge of like wanting the best for you know something it's like it's mind
boggling to me if I'm being perfectly honest mind boggling I don't understand
how could Meyer do something like this because they think they could get away
with it listen someone called here while you were out it's everybody she
Just check your messages ASAP.
Gotcha.
Check my messages ASAP.
Bruh, I ain't ever drinkin' from the tap.
I ain't ever drinkin' from the tap.
all your addicts check out what's happening downstairs this place is falling apart
next time I'm having you
I feel like you already had me about a hundred times
One more
Is that it can't better no more all right Tonya, I'll be seeing you late
I'll be seeing you later Tonya
Okay, she told me to go downstairs. We gotta find Lucas's tape
Whoo, man Max's tape was a handful you guys could have can agree that was a handful dude
Bruh the dead body of it
Now, when she sat down upstairs, did she mean floor one or the basement?
Easy to get the job. Hardest one to do. Well, second only to the mom. Fair enough, fair enough.
Hey, am I a lady? Stop working?
Oh!
That's his roof.
Um.
Whoa.
No?
Nothing?
Oh god.
Call elevator service
To the rescue let's go
I knew it was worth cutting her
Don't you thank you Tonya appreciate it
As Paul this wasn't enough to get stuck in the men's
Let's go time. Yep. I find
Patience that's for sure
You've listened to stories and troubles
Who decides the story of Desmond Wales?
That's me
To make a change. Your story's not set in stone.
Wait, what did I do?
See you back in the office.
All right, Tanya.
Appreciate the help.
Oh, God.
Oh, hello.
Can I read this, please?
If you're reading this, it means I was right.
In that case, slide second floor above the vending machine.
Oh, I remember this.
We're back here. Okay.
If you're reading this, it means I was right.
I wonder who wrote that?
Ooh.
Okay.
We need, I guess we got to go over there.
I think that's the one place I haven't visited, right?
Because I didn't have the pills to do this.
Aha!
Yes!
This is slow!
Go pop and boomer!
You ain't wrong about that.
I'm not gonna lie, you ain't wrong about that.
Let's go get Lucas.
I think there's like two more tapes left.
Two more tapes.
Man, this is like a serial killer's place.
Limber up every morning, no excuses.
The life expectancy of a radio man was five seconds, always five yards.
You ain't rollin' about that.
What do you think of that?
I can't carry that much ammo.
Mirror.
Whoa.
What's this?
Whoa, what's this? Why does it lead to the bathtub?
The freak is that?
Whoa, what in earth?
Everyone's crashing. Death in an instant.
Not delusional, liar flashing back.
Oh god, it's the war.
The war did this to him.
We gotta get in here, right?
It's off.
No power.
No power.
How do I get the...
How do I get the glove box to work here?
Cause it's all pointing to a thing over there.
Okay hold on.
We got the tape.
We got Luke's tape.
There's only so much I can carry.
Gotta pop these pills, you know?
What does it say?
Oh god, the handwriting though.
Between 1945 and 1973 the government and CIB held numerous major experiments involving
psychoactive drugs. See research on MK. Dude that's true, MKUltra! That was a percent
true. Um, only because we have actual documents now that prove it. Can you believe that?
Soldiers equal experiment property. Literally! Government property. I mean the same thing.
Very unfortunate.
known establishments and associate locations
mayor corporations six hundred mayor boulard
uh... the tears of war
can't believe we still live in a time
where ukraine is
where do you care?
ukraine and russia
jesus christ man
like dude
we're too old for that
we are
i'm assuming a more advanced society than to just
kill people over war but about that okay so there's like a box thing over here
huh looks like some sort of a power unit looks like some sort of a power unit I
guess I deal with that later cuz there's nothing I could do about it right
unless I do something about it over here.
There's something in those walls. I don't know. We got the tape though. It's good
enough for me. You know what I just realized too? Did we ever go up Max's
Staircase we had to have right I think
Scooby-Doo
Should I go back down there. Oh dude, it's flooded now
Like I'm on the the Titanic ship
Let's get out of here
No phone calls?
Oh, damn.
Okay.
The other thing too is, um...
How do I get back?
How do I get back?
Oh.
Now, almost.
Yes, hello, Mr. Wiggles.
This is, uh, uh, uh, Chase...
Manifold, from the Milton Haven Sheriff's Department, I'm calling in regards to some questions I have for you regarding an ongoing investigation.
Where were you last Tuesday?
That's right, you were alone. Like a...
That's me.
Rude!
From...
later, maybe.
All right, elevator seems to be working now. Let's go to the office.
Yeah, dude's a literal meanie.
That's literally me on the other side of the phone. Uh-huh. Yes. Okay. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. Uh-huh. Gotcha. Okay, buddy.
I'm gonna do something to ignore me, but what it is, shoveled green here.
Jesus Christ, I wasted my time with this guy.
Can't be helped.
It is what it is.
Tanya!
Lucas could be here to get out of here. You have to contact him.
I'll find a way.
Whatever you see when you're there.
Don't let it injure you.
Keep going.
Okay.
Can we pet Tanya, or what?
Oh, this looks like it's going to be the last tape, because there's like four spots, right?
Unless we need this side of the shelf, too.
My own tape, maybe?
Desmond Wales?
Wasn't able to pet her, unfortunately.
Uh-oh.
unable to pet her, unfortunately.
Uh-oh.
We're in time to go.
Tonya?
Where'd you go?
Where'd you go, Tonya?
I feel real bad.
Filled up a bowl in forever.
Take me!
The light!
It's so soothing.
Now this is interesting.
Describe this as cozy.
I actually have no idea.
Well, for the game.
All right, Mr. Kul, why don't you sit down so we can start with the basics?
Have you ever had therapy or counseling before?
Straight to the point, huh, Doc?
Sorry, I...
You're not the first therapist I've met with, but I sometimes find it difficult to open up.
Past therapy sessions were very... productive.
I guess what
I jumped on the rock. Please talk me out of there.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I'm not a super social guy, so if you're the first person I've spoken to more than a sentence
since I moved here about a month ago, in that case, welcome to Miltnain.
Thanks.
Since I'm on the road so much, I attempt to keep to myself, but sometimes I feel like
I feel like paying people to talk to me.
I just got a little cabin just outside of the town.
Can't find it for a while, but I'll game read them.
I mean...
You got a good question.
I need help staying...
sane.
You see how this usually goes is that I tell you that there's...
I feel like I'm running a circle.
my time in your forces of horrifying experiments covering conspiracies and
cover-ups. Oh, so Lucas, you're going to give me the look. The look. The look you're giving me right now. The look that said I'm talking to a lunatic.
No, no, no, no, no. It's not true. A lunatic? No. But I am a bit puzzled. I would very much like to hear your story.
All right, I'll tell it to you, but I've been made to tell myself for years, so I hope you'll take it seriously, take me seriously, and don't give me that look neither, just let me just talk for a bit, okay?
That's fine with me, Lucas. That's what therapy is for. Get things off your chest.
I feel like, in therapy, it's one of those things where it's relieving to finally have
someone listen rather than being the one that usually listens, you know, and being heard.
That on its own is a medicinal usage, because sometimes people don't have that, you know.
She's gonna have a vice to be able to beat her.
Make them feel like they're real, almost.
Hello?
Mama?
silence they party rainbow out you trying to say trying to say there buddy
I guess we go this way
I'm a big fan of this little spot here in Cognorene and on the jazz.
Oh my god, what is that thing?
What the?
What is that thing?
Where'd it go?
Holy moly.
Look, I'm in a Black Ops 2 mission.
We go that way or do we...
I mean, can we even get through here?
I don't think so, right?
Maybe the glass will give us some answers.
Oh, wait.
What's this?
Whoa.
Looks like some sort of radio device.
Gotcha.
Gotcha.
Gotcha. Well what does it mean? What does it mean? Okay. It's time to go this way.
Oh there's some things over there.
Hey can't I just crawl under this?
Man, it's a big boys too, so we gotta keep our distance.
That's too big, man.
Just gotta go around.
I don't want any trouble.
I don't want any trouble.
Do I have to get in the cabin because I think so okay clear door over here
There he is.
Violet.
Violet.
Easy does it now.
Oh!
I'm a seeker.
You didn't see me, right?
Jesus Christ.
Let's go this way.
It's on here.
No.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
It's open.
No. It's open.
It's open.
Oh, I had to boost.
Reload! Why they run so fast?
Why they run so fast?
Jesus Christ.
Always surprised me.
What in the... Oh God.
Jesus Christ, man, you run so fast!
God.
Spooky.
Very spooky.
Now, if I had to do that from the beginning, I would have just walked up right up to him, man.
Notice I'll check the compatibility of a backup generator with my radio beacon technology.
If it works, it should enable me to turn on the generator from inside the cabin.
It's a radio or a phone.
So how do we get into the cabin?
A window.
Let's go.
Kidding me.
Can't go in there?
Oh, I get it.
Nice. Alright, let's do it.
Is that another door?
Yeah, like I was saying, I was like, man, it's been all stealthy for nothing.
Should've just walked up on the other side. It's freaking monsters.
Blocked from the other side. Wait a second, I thought that was the...
That was a block from the other side.
That was the one that I exploded, though.
What? Where's that door? Or is that just another door? Oh, it's another door. Can we see? I
can't see. Um, walk from the other side. These have metal bars, so I can't cut through
the wood it's blocked from the other side okay maybe I throw the pill in there
as weird as that sounds what do I get on the roof I get on the roof okay okay
Give it to me.
You go down to Chimney, don't you?
Santa Claus time.
Oh, I guess not.
Oh!
Aha!
Excellent.
Doobies.
Doobies indeed.
Exit.
Ubius.
Ubius indeed.
Diary entry 505.
I made contact with the scientist working on Agent Rainbow.
She told me she'd give me some documents that'll blow the lid off this entire experiment.
I'm used to...
No, I'm supposed to meet with her soon.
Finally, I'm going to get some answers.
And a chance and vindication.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, we'll see about that.
It's not much, I'm sure.
Is there anything down there?
Wee.
My escape route.
So over here.
Where are your device?
It's just a mid.
Same frequency and then transmit.
No signal.
I
Supposed to do that. Oh God. Oh God
Oh, I really hate that. Oh God. Oh God
Oh my god!
Like, is there anything else we can grab?
Oh my!
Dude!
Somebody shoot at me!
Somebody shoot at me!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, it's a big robot from outside!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Do we have to get the radio?
Oh, shoot!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
How do we even attack him from the here?
Does that thing have a radio?
No?
Music's stopping. That's good.
How do I...
I should look into the wiring.
I'm looking into the wiring.
It's only in their side, isn't it?
How do I... is that from outside or...?
Whoa.
Excellent.
You got it, okay.
Okay, okay.
Use your radio when you hear a signal, okay.
You use your radio when you hear a signal, isn't there a transmitter out here?
Or is that what I blew up?
That's what I blew up, huh?
What's that?
What's that?
Why can't I get it?
Oh, it's this way, cool.
Um, weird.
Oh, it was this thing.
It blew up.
Whatever it was, it blew up.
Okay, so now we go back to the radio.
And we go back.
We need to get a signal.
Stop.
They're close.
Nice.
Oh boy.
What are these things?
They have some weird looking mushrooms.
Oh my god.
Oh bro, it's me.
We're back at NOM.
Jesus.
Let's go, buddy.
closer would you
how was that on a headshot
what
now there's some interesting government experiments
My device is detecting weak signals from within the walls of the bunker entrance.
I've managed to interact with two of them before they seem finicky and buried behind
the thick cement and metal.
Perhaps there is too much interference at the moment.
I'll try to get into it later.
It's deactivated.
I've got my...
Oh.
I've got my radio though.
I've got my little radio.
Radio.
Radio.
Radio.
Radio.
Radio.
Radio.
Oh, what's over there?
Hey, what's over there?
here. Oh. It's gotta be in sequence. That is absurdly annoying. See? I'm not sure what
I mean, I thought I did it.
Oh, I see.
What?
It's not working.
It's not working!
Let me have to do it faster.
Let's do it faster.
It's gotta be lit up.
Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's go.
It's not working.
Jesus.
Jesus.
We're getting that right angle.
Oh my god.
What are the numbers?
How am I supposed to know?
The good news is we got this place up and running.
Oh, is it this?
Oh, is it this?
Oh, is it this?
Oh, is it this?
Oh, is it this?
Oh, is it this?
Oh, is it this?
Oh, is it this?
The good news is we got this place on the running.
Oh, is it this?
The mirror!
Is it the year?
Oh God.
You think I know?
Find the bunker code.
Okay, that's my box.
I was like, there's no way.
Oh, shoot!
Jesus Christ!
How long ago?
Let's go this way.
Shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Shoot!
He didn't see me, right?
He saw me!
Oh my god, move!
Jesus!
Where's this?
A little board and everybody went, oh my god!
Um...
Where do I find this code?
Jesus!
Don't have to fire, don't have to fire.
Goddamn!
Am I supposed to radio frequency this guy?
Oh, I see something. Ow!
I can't get too close.
Here we go.
We got one of its legs. Where's the other leg at?
What's the other leg at?
God damn it!
I think it's just growing!
There we go and then what
Oh, oh my god. Oh my god
Did he shoot faster now
Where's the
Do you have the code on him?
Jesus.
I'm glad I can have health on the fly now with these pills.
Okay, we gotta go get the code somewhere.
I guess I was right to leave because the phone's ringing.
Look to the stars.
Oh God!
Oh God! Okay.
Okay.
You're kidding me. Do I have to go to each tower? Is that what's happening?
Or do I use my mirror?
Evelyn! Welcome, welcome!
Unfortunately the baby's not here. She's sleeping. She's sleeping super comfortably on the bed.
Okay, the mirror does not work whatsoever. Okay, good to know.
I have a feeling I'm going to need to visit each tower.
Oh, obnoxious.
I can't just...
No.
Okay.
Hmm.
That's true.
I guess let's start with that one.
The mirror?
I tried the mirror and nothing happened.
I feel like I need to go to each tower and there's going to be like a single digit
or something like this one's close so let's see if we can get there oh we're
gonna like rock climb or something the chapter is fun so far it's it's like it's
pretty intense I'm not gonna lie finish it up that max one that max one was
insane. Max's chapter was just so much. It was fun though. It took a while. It took a
while to beat it. Okay, I don't think I'd do anything with these towers because I
can't reach them. Maybe I signal it? Or do I just go back to the bunker? Maybe I
go back to the bunker. Let's go back.
Let's head back, let's head back.
Wait, did I reach a checkpoint?
Because I might as well save...
I'm almost close to finishing this game.
I think it's just this chapter and then whatever final boss there is, right?
So probably my own tape.
I'm assuming we're gonna delve into our own tape.
Maybe I fixed this?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Okay.
No?
Oh, I opened it.
Okay.
Now we're getting somewhere.
Checkpoint?
No checkpoint?
Checkpoint? No checkpoint?
Come on, come on, give me a little checkpoint!
Just a little one.
I'm probably gonna get it once I do this.
It's down there.
Some sunken cabinets.
I might be able to work this with something.
Jesus.
United with our pets.
With our- oh god!
We're back in NOM!
Jesus Christ!
Dude, the traumatization man of war, I wouldn't wish it upon anybody.
Luna, what are you doing?
Why, literally, the furthest she can get from this room?
The furthest she can get, dude.
Come here!
Come on!
It's at the tree towards that meet
Come on over here over here. Come on
Over here over here. Come on over here
Over here, I'm gonna I'm gonna come get you. I'm gonna come get you
She's trying to swindle me by leaving, she knows now.
She absolutely knows a thousand percent that she can get more treats by leaving.
Okay, let's see.
Back at it with some insound in mind.
Hold on, there's like a horde dangling above my foot and I'm worried I'm gonna trip over it and the computer will literally explode again.
Just like shoved it under the death.
That'll make her feel comfortable. That'll make her feel wanted here. Maybe she just didn't feel wanted, you know?
Maybe she's like, oh all I'm good for is feeding and then I don't get any love.
Is that true Luna? Is that true?
Okay
That's enough attention for the baby for now
Got to finish this game right here
It's a big one after this game. I'm gonna be moving on to Hogwarts legacy by the way the gate latch is stuck again
I can only get it open using one of the space valves with water treatment facility boats have been lined up
But my shifts up and that means I got to stop caring
Literally that's 2023 right there
Sorry, I'm fucking out. It is what it is
I need something to open this bro. What happened to my screwdriver
Didn't I have a screwdriver and an axis tape?
They do to my screwdriver man
When in doubt get the mirror out
That's what they say right when in doubt we got to get this mirror out
Is that the only thing Luna no no no no no no no no no no no no you have no business
leaving
None gotta get the right angle maybe
Jump on top.
Luna, over here.
I'm gonna take you.
This little rascal dude, I swear.
He just wants attention.
He's doing it for a guy.
Look at that face.
Did you guys know it's scientifically proven now that dogs, they've proven they've able
to testify that dogs do in fact judge you?
She's judging me!
Look at that look dude!
She's judging me like nobody's business right now.
No, she's not heavy at all.
Have you guys never seen the flying Luna?
Hold on, I gotta show you guys.
This is technically the flying Lunaradee.
What do you guys say a little?
Nothing.
Yay!
And there it is.
She be flying.
And thank you, Evelyn, for coming.
Like I said,
I've just always liked wearing hats,
and now all of a sudden I'm just like,
okay,
I'm done binging with the hats.
I'm good.
But don't worry, you'll come back out eventually.
Eventually.
Okay, so I actually,
you're in perfect time here,
Uh, Evelyn, I might actually need your help again.
Is she getting comfortable?
No! She's escaping!
I caught you this time. I caught you this time.
Yeah, look at that look she's getting.
What? Why don't you want to stay?
Come on!
What? What's going on?
Am I too loud for you?
Hmm? Do I bother you too much?
Do I bother you?
But it's only for attention, look at her, look at that face man.
Look at that face.
It's literally only for attention.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You got to be kidding me with it.
More?
You want more?
More tweets, huh?
Jesus Christ.
Luna, I can't be feeding you all stream.
I got to play this game.
I got to find out what happens.
We're like two tapes away.
Can we be reasonable?
I give you one more and then you stay, okay?
Okay, okay.
Good, good, good, good, good.
We'll do that then. We'll do that.
Did she just scam me again?
I think she just scammed me.
Bro. I swear.
Alright, I got one for you.
Oh, I couldn't even believe that.
I thought she didn't like these treats.
Because look how excited she is.
She's literally scamming me.
All she wants is the treats.
Now you guys sit down now you gotta go over there and sit down. We had a deal, right?
Right
Little rascal dude, okay, okay
That's enough now that's enough
Thank you by the way, Daryon for the redeem as well
inches from a clean getaway literally rampant literally we caught her in the
act she couldn't finish the job but I don't doubt that she will I don't doubt
that as I continue playing she's gonna be like oh he's distracted oh good she's
laying down right now look at those ears twirl up she knows exactly what she's
doing she knows exactly what I'm saying too she might not be able to
communicate with me but she speaks English on God. Look at those ears. She's listening
to every single word. They're like an antenna. They're all just really computing, computing.
Look at them. Dude. She's not even looking at me, dude. She's not even looking at me.
She's processing every single word coming into her brain, man. God, dang. The life
of a husky oh my god okay if Evelyn gave me the answer guys you might have to help
me out because she said oh was I in a big spot she said I wasn't she said that she
might not be able to stay the whole time so if she reveals an answer to me you
guys got to help me out and remind me refresh my memory because like I said
all of a sudden I can't I used what I used I used the mirror and didn't do
anything. We see the hotbox but what did this guy say? The gate latch is stuck again. I can usually
get it up and using one of the spare valves. The water treatment facility folks have lying around.
Oh is that where we're supposed to go? The water facility? I mean there's this part over here right?
Ooh, this looks dangerous, dude.
Oh, god damn.
Sparky McSparky fly.
Ah!
Ah!
How do I get up here?
Get on before it burns me again!
Um, was I even supposed to do this?
Not anything I was supposed to do this.
I was ahead of the time here.
Oh, am I gonna go up here? No.
Interesting.
There... Oh, to get to this. Gotcha, gotcha.
I'm on it, baby girl.
I'm on it. Okay, okay.
Why did I do that, though?
Was there a reason?
Hey, I'm just happy she's still there, but look at those ears.
Attentively listening to every word.
And if it says she's like why do not get paid it's breach of contract. I mean true true
Stay away from high voltage. I'm I try I didn't know I was that close
This dangerous job, but somebody's got to do it
Put some construction hat
Okay, so Evelyn just having a headache and resting like that, but thank you so much
I really appreciate the help like always
You've been a huge, huge help to a lot of these campaign games, especially since these
are the ones you recommended, I believe.
Inside of mine, I know for a fact, was one, and I have a few others that you recommended.
Okay, so I got that thing down, but now what?
Can I not?
Is that not it?
Oh, God!
Ah, there's the people!
The Umbungas!
The mungas are back!
Can we do this to them?
Oh!
Let's just let them pass by.
Let's just let them pass by.
And yeah, I hope you feel better soon.
Headaches are always a pain to deal with.
I swear.
Migraines, headaches.
Anything involving your brain?
I...
I'm with you 1000%.
that is the most tumultuous is that the word
tumultuous it's something like that oh my god what's that word
tumultuous no uh it doesn't sound right it doesn't sound right
tumultuous you know what i'm turmoil tumultuous it's a hard
word but yeah that word am i giving you a bigger headache now
It's so- it's such a pain to deal with.
Um...
I think migraines, the most, too, right?
Migraines are like...
Bro, that can take down a society.
I guess we go this way.
Have I gone this way before?
I don't think so, right?
I don't remember anyway.
Let's go this way just in case.
Dwinks?
I don't think so.
When I see the Tanya loading cast sign,
I know I'm in a good spot. I know I'm progressing.
Okay, what did I say? Get to...
Get to the top of the water tower. Okay. That's right.
So, if we're here...
That means we're good to go.
Oh my god! Okay, okay, okay, okay!
Oh god! Oh god, oh god!
Let's use this!
Fade him! Oh shi-
Okay that was like a perfect, perfect landing here in P again.
Ah he didn't go, he didn't go, he didn't go, shoot. I mean I have some bullets.
It's so hard to shoot this gun. Oh god, he's blocking his face.
That's one way to wear your mask.
Bro's cheating, bro's cheating!
dude's walking up to me with his elbow I swear that was good shot get down can I
get a reload oh she says right you're bobbing and we know I'm gonna go up
against Muhammad Ali a let's go trying to keep it down for Luna I can't be
screaming. I think, look at that. Luna hates it when I screamed. My husky ears go up to 50
times decimal points in volume, so would you please? Okay, what do we do here?
Listen, sometimes the things coming out of nowhere like that, looking like
Lebron Jones
that dude was massive
that looks like some good stuff
do we do this? I see something up there
oh we can shoot it, we can shoot it
nice uh... oh that's a lot of stuff
we do this
oh it just kills
I mean
they're really good
It's health on the fly, man.
Mirror reload.
What is that?
Oh.
It's something.
It's something that I can't use.
OK.
Mirror.
Want to doubt me or not?
Like we say, like we do.
Why am I lagging?
Maybe I can use the radio on this thing?
Oh, I'm so close.
I'm so close.
I almost had it, bruh.
Can I get closer, though?
Can I get closer?
Jesus, I've trekked.
Oh, Lord Heavens!
Can we go in here?
Oh, this is like a little platform area, so...
I'm assuming we do this.
What's up?
Listen, I got my caffeine in my system today.
We are ready to play.
We are ready.
You can get on the car, I guess.
Good, good guess though, good guess though.
Uh, press.
I love the suggestions, man.
You never know when it can help me out.
Let's do this.
Oil it up.
Ow!
Good job!
What does it say?
If you only had something to mask that awful smell with, when in doubt cover that snout.
Hey, use my line!
Oh my God!
Bro, use my line!
When in doubt, get the mirror out.
in doubt cover this now wait what else will smell oh so I don't waste any pills
we just do this okay I mean it makes sense I'd be wasting a lot of pills
right the problem is I can't see nothing now I go in the right way
How do I bypass that?
Flashlight out.
Maybe we need the mirror. Oh, we get up there somehow.
Somehow, some way. Where's...
No.
Bro, I don't even need my mask.
When in doubt, get the mirror out. Like I say, like I say.
Fortunately, the mayor didn't help us this time.
Unlucky. Unfortunate.
You guys got any suggestions?
Someone just passed by you? You're kidding me. Where?
Thank God I didn't see that because I would have gotten spooked.
If I get spooked,
I'm just gonna have some words for me after the stream.
I see a little passage there. Can I hop on there? Okay, let's go. Let's do it. Let's do it
Mask it up
Mask it up
Okay, let's go
I need something to open this. What is it?
Ooh, I see.
Mask it up!
Mask it up!
What's this?
Pills.
Hey, we got the Tanya Checkpoint. Let's go!
Love it when I get those because then I don't have to worry about it.
To all Water Treatment Facility employees, we appreciate your continued collaboration.
as we conduct our investigation into the source of the water contamination.
As this investigation changes to matters of national security,
I must inform you that any disclosure of information about the contamination to outside parties
may result in inconsoneration.
We must want to get the soldier to melt tonight, but we're working once again.
Oh, God, what's hitting me?
Oh, I'm wearing a mask, that's all.
I can't carry any more of this.
Using the mask to read is not a good thing.
the desolation, the desol- desol- desolination.
Is that a word? There's no way that's a word. That's made up word.
The desolination? Desolination. You can't even say that fact. Desolination.
That's not right. Desolination process. I can't even say it a different way.
Like, I don't know. Desolination? Desolination?
Desolination sounds good. Okay, maybe it's a word now. Maybe it's a word.
Seawater intake. Seawater from Kalmos. I see, I see.
Hey, what's that noise?
You're like some ass.
Can we use our hands with the mask on before now?
Oh, we got a valve!
Nice!
Okay, I know exactly what we need to use that with.
Oh, is this what we use for...
Okay, okay, okay.
That one electrical box out back
This small sample of contaminated water home for analysis when the CIB weren't looking
WTF is that stuff within minutes of just being near it. I started to feel oddly afraid and kind of sick
Fortunately, I took only three drops of it. So I don't think any effect is too strong
I don't have all the proper tools at home, but oh god mask mask right?
Was I wearing a mask? No, I wasn't
Finished the story
All the properties at home. Whatever this chemical is that contaminate the water supply. It's bad news. Why do I feel like?
exactly what Trump would say
It's bad news
Hey, we know each and each
We got a flare
Y'all see that guys. He's got a new video out
Open it up open it up
about him running for his candidacy in 2024 unbelievable unbelievable unbelievable the
problem is I don't know who uh can run up against him right now I don't think biden's
somebody know but I don't know why you guys know but I don't know if biden would be um
running again for 2024 I don't think so I have a feeling he's not
Luna loves politics, by the way. She loves it.
Wasn't this gate open before? How come it's not open now?
That's where I came from.
That's weird.
How do I get back?
Am I supposed to go back? Maybe it doesn't want me to go back. The game is like, hey, buddy.
Not today.
I mean, I guess so, right?
I'm pretty sure I hijacked this box thing and it opened the gate.
Maybe we go forward or like over there.
Let's do that.
What's this?
It's an HP man.
Use some HP man.
Yeah, I know.
I can't.
How am I supposed to...
How do I open that thing?
man
you know i can't
how am i supposed to
how do i open that thing
i know the hotbox is there but i can't
i can't use my radio
look at this
look at this
look at this
And then I don't get signal, man.
I don't know why I like this game.
Do I blow that thing up? Can I do that?
That'd be pretty genius if it worked, but...
I guess I could waste it. No, let's try it.
Oh, gosh dang it.
That didn't work.
Ah!
That didn't work.
I get the right ricochet.
Bruh!
Oh, I only have two left.
Let's not, let's not.
Also, it's not doing anything. I thought they were supposed to explode.
Captain!
So, where do we go now?
It clearly wants me to go forward since I couldn't go backwards.
So, where do I go now?
It's not giving me any clues either.
Let's get the flashlight out.
Hmm, we have the valve thing. Where else can we use the valve thing?
Got any suggestions, Evelyn? Or anybody else?
Luna loves politics, question mark, question mark, question mark. Yeah!
Can't you see?
Can't you see?
Luna's writing for presidency in 2024. And I will be running her campaign.
First Logan tweets for all they use it here
Nope, I also came in the oh, but maybe I drive one of these things no
Interesting, let's shoot this up and see if we get it
Guess no
Maybe we drive the car
No drive the truck
No
We already finished with this building, so what else does it want me to do?
Unless I was supposed to use the valve for something else.
You need to get back inside of that building. You're kidding me. I wasn't done?
Okay. I thought I was done with this building. What does it want me to do?
get to the top of the water tower do I go to that side through this side I guess
is that why okay oh my god oh my god it's all making sense now bro it's all
making sense now brav wait did I have any more pills I can use more bills after
Oh my god
Bruh scary freaking scary man
Stop blocking your face this guy dude this guy this guy's gonna corner me
Blocking his face again. Let's go block his face again
God, I can't aim, Jesus.
There we go, there we go.
Hedge, hedge, hedge, hedge, hedge, hedge, oh no, I'm in the corner.
Ah, one with one bullet to spare, Jesus.
If only it dropped the ammo instead of that, hell, oh, there's a ton of them over here too.
Yeah, Luna didn't like that screen, dude.
I told you, she said I'm out.
I'm sorry, Luna, it's tough.
When they spooked me like that, it's tough, man.
What you want?
What you want?
Boom, yeah.
Oh, god, that was it.
That was it.
That's all she wrote.
You gotta do this.
Sheesh, the one shot.
Wait, you want some too?
I kinda wanna stab this guy. I don't wanna waste anything.
Let's go, let's go.
What?
Bro, we dancing or what?
We dancing or what?
Come here. Come here.
We dancing or what? Come here!
Christ! I gotta shank him! I gotta shank him!
That's what you gotta do in the first guard, man.
First guard, I mean. Nice.
And they drop the HP like they should.
I'm gonna give Luna a little break. I want her to feel comfy.
How's this? Why can't I pick it up?
Alright, we made it.
We made it like the good lads we are.
What else? Pills.
Ooh, definitely needed that flare. Let's go.
Let's go. Hey, we got some ammo from somewhere.
That's nice. Love to see it.
Okay. I'm curious.
They don't want me to progress that way, but what do we do here?
Something good on this.
Might be some good stuff here.
Give me that bell.
There was something here.
Ah, it was HP.
Oh, God.
So I guess we can jump on the platform, though.
Why would we need to?
To get to the other side, maybe?
Yeah, okay, okay.
No, I thought I thought I had enough time. I thought I had enough time to get on it
Bruh, please don't restart me from like the monster era. Oh, thank God. We got a checkpoint right here. Thank God
All right, I'm on my way
It's all about oh God
Couching, I'm crouching. I think we have to go over there. We got a jump. We got a crouch
Oh, yeah
nice
Where do I get?
Nothing yet. Oh, we got to do this one once more once more. This one is a fast crouch jump
Ones are very fast crouch jump. I guess we land over there
Oh, ouch. Jump. Oh, ouch. Jump. How did that hit me? Why did I get hurt?
Brissy.
I can't carry any more of this.
You're kidding me. Was that it?
Okay, good. I was like breath Gabby's jerk in my chain right now. What the fuck? Oh god. Oh
No, but the valve is up there. Oh my god
Jesus
We got that funky water over here too important objects may be closer than they appear
Oh, that's not good.
I'm gonna get out of here.
Objects may be closer than they appear.
Ow.
Oh, we gotta mirror it out.
I think.
It said to use the mirror.
Oh, I saw something right there.
Oh, there's something over there.
Right?
I can't see anything.
Jesus.
Okay, there's something right there.
I don't know what I grabbed.
Did I grab it?
I think I grabbed it.
We got a valve.
Ooh.
Wazy, man.
Wazy.
The funky water I can I can do this right hey
Was that ow the freak the Masters do anything
How do I get over there?
I saw that I saw it that time somebody's right there don't do this to me
He wants to go this way now.
Jesus.
Nope.
God damn it.
He did not want us to go there.
to go there oh we got to find we got to find our way out yeah I don't want to
waste the pills so we're gonna keep using the mask god damn
Oh my god, did I guess it right is that all I needed to do?
What's this?
Hell!
What's this?
Don't need it.
Don't need it.
Now I can use it.
Don't need it.
Now I can use it.
After I relearn.
Hey, what is that?
What the heck is that thing?
Take over there? Oh, that's my flare for us.
And, okay.
Ooh, we got a key.
Okay, I think we're on the right track now.
I'm sure we needed these keys for something.
Oh, what was that?
Oh, there's a guy there.
Oh, shoot, oh, shoot, oh, shoot.
I didn't realize that was in the YETLA stuff.
Open it up, open it up.
My plans were foiled let's do this
We alone and grab the flare. Hey, what's that over there? Hey, that's a that's a thing over there
Bro, that is a dark space.
What's that?
We need it.
Whatever it is, we need it.
It's a pill!
We didn't need it.
We got the key!
Oh, get out of there!
Get out of there!
I didn't think it would happen.
I didn't think it would hurt me like right away.
I thought it takes a bit of time.
So I guess we go this right now.
We haven't gone this way.
Mask it up.
What's that?
Oh, I can't see!
Where do we go from here?
Okay, is that truly the exit though? Yeah, let's use this.
Oh, we got one more key.
Nice.
Good, good, good, good.
I'm so glad I did that.
I'm so glad I did that.
Oh, we gotta get out of there.
At least I say something kills off.
Oh, is it that way?
Did I go?
Oh, my!
Unbelievable.
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Oh, my!
Oh my god!
Unbelievable.
Truly unbelievable dude.
Where's that? Dead end?
Okay, so I went the right way.
Jesus.
Who spooked me like nobody's business.
God damn.
Why is there a mirror here?
Oh, is this to find like all the keys in case I got stuck or what?
So I have all the keys, right?
I'm assuming I didn't even need the help of the mirror this time.
Is that the bathroom?
This doesn't work.
Whoops.
God, this doesn't work.
Did that work?
But didn't work, why didn't you say it?
There we go, of course it's the last key too.
Of course.
Do we get it back or no?
Let's go to the door just in case. I don't want anybody peering behind me. It's...
This doesn't work.
The old key.
And then the bathroom key. Oh, I would have had to do that each time
I would have ran back out and then look for another key. So I did it already
Let's go ahead of the game and then the last one
Anything in here close that door
No, okay
And then the valve
Why am I moving like that?
Woof, what a journey.
What did I gain out of that?
Cause I could have just went somewhere else, no?
I could have just went forward.
Unless I had to go this way first.
Is this the water tower?
Oh, okay.
I guess it worked.
I'm glad I headed into the right direction.
Goddamn.
Like I said, that was...
...really spooky of the guy.
He came out of nowhere.
Don't want to be missing any of these pills that they have for me.
Is that it?
Let's go.
What am I looking for?
What am I looking for?
The stars?
Hey, that's a clue!
Say anything Luna what you doing that's a clue right there man it's got to be some
Oh, is that it?
Huh?
Am I done?