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YOKI BEAR!
He's in the chat!
Hey, let's get it.
Surfboarding up, surfboarding up.
No, I don't want to go there, bro.
How do I move this map?
Why can't I see?
Hello?
Pan?
Sheesh.
I'm tempted to start playing this game on a controller,
because mouse and keyboard are feeling a little icky.
I don't know.
I don't know where I want to go.
I guess here.
Escape.
Feel like that's the only place to go.
They didn't change my, actually, I
don't think she has a custom, what do they call these?
Paraglider?
Glider?
I know if I skydive, we got this, which is pretty fancy.
Alright, let's see if we drop on something that doesn't get us flattened.
This part of the beach is getting a little bit of traffic.
This part of the beach is getting a little exciting.
Okay, what is this, bro?
What is this, bro?
Oh, we got a chest here.
Oh, shoot.
I had to wait for it to open up.
God damn, God damn, oh, my sidekick.
Don't scare me like that.
Yummy scrumptious.
Health already full.
Anything's give you the, nothing gives you a shield, huh?
Okay, damn, my sensitivity feels higher than
I'd like it to be, bro.
I hear somebody like right here.
I'm gonna bait them.
I knew it.
How do you get me with the two-point-vroom?
The Twin Hammer shotguns do that to you?
Since when?
Oh my God, bro.
How did I sense I was gonna be flattened
in the first lobby like that.
Play again.
I didn't know, sheesh, the shotguns are kind of crazy.
My goodness, the twin hammer ones too.
Okay, okay.
We can't be doing chapel like that.
We'll give it a second go and hopefully
have a little bit of better performance, yeah?
A little better.
Goodness gracious.
Cooked immediately.
Yeah, we do have a little Pesike.
It's very cute.
It's the pony, bro.
Heck yeah.
Not that they did absolutely anything to save me in that situation.
Maybe I should... I did like all chest shots there.
Maybe I should have done...
A couple to the dome would have been good.
Couple to the dome definitely would have been better
We'll try again don't worry. We'll try again
Let's see what kind of emotes we got here
Also, I didn't see um
Audio should we go for you guys, right?
It's not overpowering. I'm not overpowering, hopefully. Shouting into the mic blowing out
of your drums. All right. We in the bus this time. We in the bus. Sus studios it is. Highest
volume of players. Let's get it. That's where we want to be right now. In the highest traffic
area. Damn I forgot to freaking dank the bus driver too man. That's that's my bad.
Now you know we're dropping into this with a little bit of that uh sessiness.
Bus driver gave us little uh hakuanas right on the dome before we left. Oh no thank you for me!
Okay
Late one splat on this bro. What is this? Can we drink it now?
It's for shield right I mean I'd rather have a hundred shield I
Think this gives it to everybody
Search it up. You like the search takes longer now. Oh god, please no
please no thank you thank you for not flattening me bro what did I say said no
thank you bro what is this
we got Jess hey we got this thing this thing absolutely annihilated the other
the other person it gave me and just the other lobby
Oh, he's a fellow chapel, bro.
Where are they though?
Where's my fellow Rony?
Oh, shoot.
I thought somebody was in the corner.
I see somebody down by the tree, but this is a close-range fight, man.
I don't even know what that is.
That might not even be a player.
I don't want to test it.
No thank you.
Bro, what's with all these other gadgets and gizmos that we've been getting?
Like this.
Shockwave grenade.
And we need that.
We need that.
Hey, the Twin Shotty kind of look good on Chapel Earth.
Not gonna lie.
Could always do with a med kit.
Launch pad.
Some gold.
I'll take it.
I haven't seen anybody else though.
Geez.
Got my little sidekick here.
Let's go.
Are people trying to take down um, whatever this is?
Should we go and like intercept?
Whatever the rewards are gonna be?
Let's see.
Damn.
Yeah, he was absolutely and utterly flabbergasted by my um, by my presence.
He didn't know that was gonna happen.
He's like oh sheesh not the queen dropping in on me.
Hot to go.
What is this?
What did he get?
That I just like sat by and transformed into a big foot.
Hey that sounds perfect for Chap.
What is this bro?
See enemy footsteps?
Can we?
Hold on.
Let me get this though.
So we're just gonna smack people around.
I don't think anybody else was here.
I kind of feel bad for Peter Griffin.
He took him out.
After he busted sweaty armpits over that
challenge to get this.
Not my problem though.
Absolutely not my problem.
Looks like we got infinite stamina with Bigfoot.
Where's the store mat?
Miles away.
Absolutely miles away.
Looks like I got 25 extra HP.
25 extra HP, bro.
Excuse me, chair, ooh, not the chug jug ever so tempting.
Mmm, Namakee.
Bro, the Twin Amishagans, I could tell already, is something that needs to be tweaked.
Needs to be tweaked.
It's exactly what happened to me in the last one.
What is this dude?
Oh no.
Oh no.
And then what?
Not ready yet?
Damn.
Oh but it's a radius?
Sorry I'm learning.
I'm learning.
Do they go away?
Or are they gonna follow me?
I got I got people here, bro. What are they gonna do?
Well, no we took them out a little too easy a little too easy
What are you having them flowberry miscred? Why didn't he chuck that thing in me?
Sniper. Do we want to do Sniper? Nope.
I really don't want to get rid of the twin hammers right now.
I shouldn't be giving up a medkit like that, but...
I also want to have fun.
All right, game this
Bigfoot's flex SMG so it was overpowered, huh, that's why
We went like
Extremely
Squatted down and just did some business. Oh, we got footsteps
We got footsteps should we do this
It's gonna be close range. Are they in the tree? Why does it keep? Oh, are they up there?
Hmm, I
Don't want them landing on my dome
Alright psychic oh
Oh, shi-suh.
Wait, there's bad going on.
Hold on, let me get in on this.
And who's shooting at me, bro?
Goddamn, I gotta control this thing.
Wanna reload?
Nevermind.
I'll just clean up.
I'll just clean it up.
Whatever's happening here.
Real-time on the twin hammer is a little too much though, so you got to take out
your kill if you're gonna actually use it mm-hmm
uh
the bullets want the bullets I think so well
Well, thank you kindly people.
Oh God.
Let's get in on that.
Let's get in on that.
Where's all this shooting?
Are they up top?
What I think they're up top, bro
I'm so sorry man
How did he get down I thought you get a
Out the game the moment the moment you get down it's supposed to be solo
Well, that's too cute
I just want to protect it.
That's all I want to do.
Alright.
They got a few things here, but I think I'm good.
I'm not going to need any... can I double jump?
I'm not going to need any medkits.
I was worried.
Let's keep at it bro and I could use my ability to at any point this thing that like spawns
from the earth to people. Hello? I don't really care if they see me. I haven't been paying
much attention to the storm either or where it's closing in I think we're
good there was some action but I'm not seeing any more any more action oh we
want to go this way though how many people left nine twelve Jesus my good
good sir, good sir, let's do that, and then let's have the shoddies out, they got them?
Are they hot? Oh, I see you, bro
Let's get in close
I was missing too many shots there like way too many shots. Yeah, run him over with that truck
The heli
Just jump on out of there. Damn
The cap was too good the captain America was too good
Yeah, I didn't land many bullets, bro
That's on me
That's on me chat. I
didn't land
Too many bullets. I learned some none of none of dick mouth like him
I feel like we did much better though for our second run in
much better, much better than the first one, man I should have backed out especially when
I was getting the free tags on me, I should have backed out and drank some of that chug
I should have done it, bruh.
I got a little too cocky with the Bigfoot.
I thought Bigfoot powers would just protect me in some way.
It wasn't the case, bro.
Lesson learned.
We move forward.
We move forward with these experiences that we're gathering here.
What about this one?
John Wick!
I haven't seen a John Wick skin in a hot minute.
Hold up.
Pause!
John Wick.
Stand still.
Hey, we both did it though, so it's consensual.
We both were doing hot to go, it was consensual.
All right, let's go
Rips tides sounds stellar let's do it
We gotta go this way
That's what I imagine when I hear this like surfing music that blub blub blub
Hang time! Excuse me? What do you mean?
Get in it! Get in it, Chapel! It's time to do D. It's time.
Think anything is in that bus?
Think anything is in that bus jet? What is this? Is that the twin-hammer pistol? I mean shotgun
Sheesh, I don't like that the hotkeys are the numbers
Cuz
Is that a bush a bush for chapel she's
They know me
I feel like my volume is not high enough because I can't hear nothing, I can't hear footsteps,
bro, hold on.
I mean, internally raise it.
I'm on the max.
Excuse me?
Brother.
Bro, it's like flash before my eyes.
I saw the windows break and then next thing I know he's in front of me.
Jesus Christ.
I want an instant replay because like did he literally turn into a ball, knees to, knees
to forehead and like spin out of there so that I couldn't see him?
Plagin.
God damn.
Ooh la la.
Not the knees to the forehead.
I didn't even see the jump out.
not the knees to the forehead I didn't even see the jump out did you guys see
the jump out Luna is right there is right there don't worry she will always
be looking at you maybe he was on the ground along oh you know what he might
been shot the glass made me look up so that my so that my aim wasn't even wasn't
even on site bro that's crazy
we need to prepare for war we need a we need the war drum here not the sidekick
looking looking like they're enjoying this.
This is so cute.
Who's shooting at me bro?
Boo ya!
Okay.
Back on the bus.
So where do we want to go?
Hmm.
Where do we want to go?
I want to go to Wonkyland.
I want to go to Wonkyland.
Why not?
Oh shoot, if I'm going to go, let's drop.
Damn.
Nah, I'm late to this party.
There's going to be people there dancing without me.
I'm going to show up.
No, no, uh, no lethal. Oh, I've been here before. I just remembered it. I did my challenges
and everything. Damn. Uh, I don't see anybody going into the pink castle building. Let's
Let's do that.
I'm tired of these grenades, man.
The grenades...
Brother.
Got anything in these bathrooms?
Open up!
Toilet roll change.
Jeez.
Anybody was in there?
evaporated oh hello which one is better chat which one is better I got a couple
chests around here I want to swap out one of the
is that the twin hammer sheesh we got to do it okay give me a second a couple of
ease get our full shield we got locked in bro you can take it out too easy too
easy on these last runs. He's lacking time. Don't want this grenade? Man, what does this
We didn't even do shockwave.
Didn't damage.
We hearing footsteps?
Did nobody land at wonky land?
Wonky's chomp house?
We're going slow, mate.
Where's this chest at?
Oh shoot, we're on the cusp of the storm closing in.
Hell no.
Is that footsteps, mate?
Oh, we got action over there.
I want to get in on that
Outsies that's the wrong way though. We got to make a loop around
And then jump
Not what I want it to do.
Mmm.
Shhh.
God, that was close man.
I wasn't sure.
I was not sure if I was going to get a tactical pistol, the pump, who needs a, who needs frickin,
you know what?
Are they spectating bro?
Let's hit him with one of these real quick.
Let me grab that.
And then we outsies.
I say we just drink this up.
Or I could save it.
Hold on.
We have a couple of these, right?
That's what I'm talking about? I don't know if I want two of these, but
we gotta go! Storm's closing in.
Nobody better be on these mountains.
Where are we teleporting? I swear to god this goes inside of the storm. It's not good.
Definitely don't need to be here. I mean I have plenty of time so I'm fine, I'm fine.
Oh god, not the fall damage.
Oh, it's stealth, jesus.
I thought it was health.
I thought I read health.
I take it back.
Please.
How long is the last four?
I don't know.
Well, definitely swap those out.
I don't think I need that when I got the big one on me.
I have an idea.
anybody uh... tries to attack me
i'm going in uh...
i'm popping that stealth and i'm going in
with the twin
twin shoties
Well, we got him here.
Let's see, let's see.
Thoughts Nired?
Goddamn. Goddamn. Drink this real quick.
Jeez. What you got on you bro?
a wing suit and the crown
jeez I'll take it all bro
along with this
hmmm
Do we want to fight that?
Do we want to fight that?
oh heck yeah
gold rush
on me
good plan
I feel like I should use the wingsuit
hold on can I use this
and then the wingsuit
there's too many good options
i don't know how to combo my plays here
i thought i heard footsteps or um...
somebody shooting
was it all i?
i mean my sidekick ain't invisible so
i'd rather have the invincibility
here we go here we go
who's shooting?
oh you know they got jumps
bro had legendary 20s
i'll take it i'll take it
god damn
God damn bro.
Not losing twin legendaries.
That's crazy.
Uh...
What else do I want here?
I got my gun back.
That's all I need.
Brody didn't even get a chance to react to me.
He saw a chapel rune just appear in front of him.
Let's do this.
I'm out, sis.
I think we took care of everybody we need to take care of there.
Bigfoot is around here.
That's what that symbol means, right?
Should we go for it again?
We might be strong enough with all this, with all this gear.
Do we have to just find them?
Don't, I shouldn't.
I shouldn't even go for it.
Just skedaddle, all right.
If you say so, if you say so, chat.
Let's get out of here.
I'ma put my trust in you, chat.
We are doing pretty good so far, so.
I do want to keep that momentum up.
Man, I wish I had like an extender.
The Heli?
Who that?
That's what they did, right?
Oh, shoot, I'm going the wrong way.
Call me.
Call me.
I gotta go this way.
There's eight of us left.
Let's do that again.
Not ready yet.
Let me just blast it on out of here.
Launched in freaking SpaceX style.
Up into the mountains.
About to do the same thing.
I see Bayfoot approaching too.
The symbol anyway.
Does that mean somebody has it?
land on him.
Sheesh. I think that's too much jumping. Oh, sheesh. We can't emo just yet. We cannot emo just yet.
Oh, sheesh. What?
What do you hit me with too that got me to like 170 HP negative?
God.
Was it the Twin Hammys?
Flattened by the wind.
I don't blame him.
I've been doing that all game too.
I didn't know where to go.
I was trying to emote on that one dude and then all of a sudden I'm getting backshots.
Sheesh.
Alright.
Next!
GG next.
That was a pretty good run too though.
That was a pretty good run.
I love the invisibility combo.
We didn't see that one coming Jaff.
We didn't see that one coming.
It's okay. It happens.
I said what I said. I said what I said, bro.
All right, let's get another one. Yeah, I need something to like,
because um, or I guess I can just change the, I gotta move my camera back.
I swear, I'm not that close to the monitor. Monitor is like pretty far away.
Camera's like
two feet in front of the monitor. Big difference. Excuse me? Hey boy, that's rude, bro. That's rude.
Let me get up. I can't even get off this mountain!
Help, I'm drowning.
I wouldn't mind going somewhere that we haven't explored yet.
Where are we thinking?
Tito Terrace?
Bumpy Bay?
Humble Hills?
Humble Hills sounds kind of fun.
Let's do it.
Bus is moving faster than usual, so let's thank the bus driver.
Let's get out of here.
About to turn into the hunchback of Notre Dame.
I need a good plusher!
Wait, I'm not going to make it.
Let's go here and set it up.
Oh, but somebody else landed here first!
It's okay, they didn't open this chest.
Are those people?
Those can't be people.
Somebody lay on top of me, bro.
I'm drinking it.
There's people around here.
I don't know what's going on.
God damn.
God damn.
Let's go with the one with 72 bullets.
How about that?
It's hammies!
Gotta do it.
All right, where's the shooting at?
Where's this shooting at?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
God dang.
Mister!
Can we not?
I can't see. I can't see bro at all.
Jesus Christ.
I don't think he's going to appreciate that now. There's somebody else down here shooting to try to give me some backshots
Or they're at though
Where they at though
Open up!
Oh for frick's sakes brother.
Damn I had the bush on me
I had the bush on me brother
That hell he is this is that what he was trying to use on me because I don't think it's too good though
Score.
I hear people.
Another tactical bush.
So what happens when we use it?
They won't even know, right?
Do we engage with a chapel's bush?
Engage!
I'm going in.
I just want some action, man.
Excuse me.
I'm a little skeptical to use the, uh, hello?
I'm just a bush, bro.
I'm just a bush.
Don't even try it.
Susie about a bush blown in a way.
I hear shots but I don't see anybody.
How annoying.
Are they in the blue?
Well, we gotta go this way anyway.
Or wait, no, we don't gotta go this way.
But I think we'll find people coming towards us if we go this way.
Aw, it's only on a sniper right now.
Where they at, where they at, where they at, hmm?
Hmm?
Somebody had to have won that fight.
Where are they, Jack?
Where are they?
Am I in the wrong spot?
Why do I hear music?
Big shots!
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
It's supposed to be friendly, friendly.
What do you mean by big shots?
They didn't want to run, brother.
I thought they would run this way.
Maybe they both died during the Tessil.
Rift up Elusa.
I can't believe we're still in bush form too.
I'm trying to get into some combat and see what it do.
see if we can bamboozle anybody
now here's a
bro i kinda like that smg
with the a coxite
is good
uh...
So this thing's like a shotgun, right?
So inconspicuous, just this bush opening up chests.
Nothing to see here.
It's just Chapel Roan's bushes all I thought I was going to take fall damage.
I say we explode this truck for that 8 extra shield but I don't want people to shoot me
in the back.
Also we don't have time.
I just realized.
Storm's a closing in.
We got to get out of here.
Looks like we got two supplies of bushes, too.
I feel like the common twin hams might not be better to use.
Quiet up, chat.
go in inconspicuous this is black ops I should say a green ops Charlie echo
Delta operation bush
Operation bush success
Put another one on bro. Well, I'm taking this well. I'm taking this gear. I don't want them seeing a bush
I don't want them to see chapel taking it
Oh my god, not the purple hammies.
Whoops, meant to take that.
Noice.
What is this?
Flowberry Miscrenade?
Oh, that's gotta be good though.
Let's just do that.
We got frickin' twin hammies now finally.
I feel like we can wait for people.
The one good thing I like about the bush is that they don't know exactly where to shoot
because there's a bush I'm surrounded by the bush, right?
So you don't know exactly where I am to get that hit marker.
I think we gotta switch up to this.
Are they trying to shoot across from each other, rooftop to rooftop?
Yeah, I don't want to be a part of that.
15 people left I
Don't want them to know where I am just yet
We need we need operation bush to be successful here
I'm gonna move in slowly
Inconspicuously bro has no idea
Bro has no idea oh
I got to get into the sweet zone though
It's like there's a battle going on there I
Don't want people running behind me while I'm trying to get in there
All right, let's go let's make a move
Let's make a move with the twins
We got him chief
We got him chief operation Grim bush success I don't feel like reloading just yet
I don't know where anybody is
I think that was all of them though I could use a drink for 8 extra HP with the Wingsuit
brother winks here i think uh...
think we're gonna grab that
and
now on the bush like it was
on the bush
let's just
continue to be inconspicuous
reload now
is only seven people
think we got this
Now we got this chat, don't worry.
Don't even worry about it.
I might be slightly clenched,
but I'm also cool as a cucumber.
I don't know why they're fighting over there
when they're gonna have to come here
and they're gonna be flabbergasted
when they run into my bush.
That's all I'm saying.
Let's um, yeah, let's let's get into a little better spot
Are these reloaded good we're solid man. I don't know about this flowberry misc or anything, but
Oh wait, I gotta go that way
Footsteps
Ah god damn it
I didn't know that could block.
I didn't know that could block uh, frickin damage bro.
I thought I could shoot through it, I don't know.
He's cadoodle away.
I think he'll come close to me so I'm gonna prepare with the twin hammies.
This guy might think I'm that other guy, so this is perfect.
Oh god.
God damn it, I'm doing the same.
We're out of here, bro. I'm doing the same. I'm going this way though.
I want to keep some distance.
Oh, we still have the bush! I wasn't certain if I could do it with the bush on.
Thank goodness. Let me reload. Let me reload everything.
Oh, okay.
There's three of us left. Oh, we gotta go this way.
Hold on, the storm's moving that way?
Wait, so Homeboy's gonna come to me.
We gotta be careful though.
He probably has more of those, uh, yeah, there he is.
There he is.
Is he going to come over this hill?
No?
Let's get in closer and finish one of them then.
Operation Greenbushes a go.
Oh, Jesus.
They're fighting, though.
They're fighting.
Hold on.
The storm took him brother.
We actually did it with the bush too.
That's crazy.
Did not expect Operation Greenbush to be a utter complete success.
Heck yeah.
Not too shabby brother, not too shabby, I think the Fortnite IQ was a little low.
Didn't realize by fighting there.
The third bush was me.
Fantastic.
Let's try it again.
Let's go for a second, second Dick Roy, shall we?
I'm gonna try and aim for at least five
before I hop off, at least five of these.
I'm gonna keep that going too.
If I see Bush, I'm taking it.
Oh my God, it's a fellow.
How'd you get that costume?
Hold on.
We're going to hot to go together or what?
Heck yeah, bro.
Was that a different release?
I didn't see that one.
What the heck?
I like mine better, though.
Where are we landing?
Where are we landing?
Leafelapse.
I like the name.
I like the name.
Thank the bus driver.
And we say adios.
I gotta get rid of my,
how do you,
cancel that, bro?
wait you can land on this thing holy holy
anybody else here
I had to do it soon. I only got 20 ammo though now.
I'm on it!
her reload down here
her reload down here
He's got the handys.
Damn.
Oh, hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Wait, is that true assault rifles?
Is this an SMG or assault rifle?
Assault rifle.
I think we're looking pretty good. I do need more blue shield health. I need
everything. I need everything. Let's see if we can find it. Find some some medical
assistance. Jesus I got worried for a second. I was like, ah who that? Oh hello.
Oh, look at this.
Well, I don't want to give somebody the...
I'm gonna drink this up and then grab my parachute again.
Is this automatic or semi?
I think it's good.
Whatever it is, I think it's good.
Oh, we got ice.
We got ice on somebody.
Hold on.
I think they're gonna come this way.
They're gonna be tempted by
that blue SMG.
I guarantee it.
Maybe not, maybe not.
Where'd he go?
There's somebody back there.
I don't feel like, uh, since I lost sight of him, I don't feel like playing around like
that.
Do these give you, uh, anything?
I thought it was going to drop its fruit.
I'm still paying attention to see if somebody was back there.
Okay, I need like an ACOX site on this thing.
Let's get some stamina back before we rush into it.
If I can keep distance and use the AR, that's my plan.
Otherwise, we jumping in, splayed out with the Hammys.
It's a little too dicey to take shots.
But I do want to end one of them.
I don't think they knew how much damage this thing does.
I don't even know how much damage this thing did, bro.
Uh, no, I don't need any of that.
I will take the med kit just to get full health.
And now I'll take this back.
Sniper you say?
I think I'm good.
I think I'm good.
We'll keep everything.
There was some people shooting down on this right side, but I don't know what their intentions
are, so I don't want to mess with them right now.
I could use one of these just to get a little more inside here to the sweet zone.
Jesus, I thought I landed on a person.
I want to go for Bigfoot so bad.
Let's take a look at the map.
What is this square?
Why are we dealing with squares?
I must- shh- shh-
Ah, there's somebody here, bro.
There's somebody here, bro.
Oh, Mamacita.
Mamacita.
Bullseye.
Hello.
Let's see what he had.
I'm happy to t- oh yeah, it's stealth!
I love using that
Why the heck am I bro? I should not have a green assault rifle on me. What the heck?
We're gonna spook some people
Shield bubble junior. What does that mean? Let me use it. Oh
Oh, it's one of those. I remember that. Yeah, we don't need that. I mean, it's good, but
let me take the stealth for now. Honestly, if I have this AR, I really don't need this
other AR. So yeah, let me grab the bubble. And I'll probably replace the bubble with,
Blue shield, make kid on him, son. Son of mouse.
You hear that pony?
I'm hearing some shots, but I don't know where. Bro, Bigfoot is coming this way.
It says he's like right in front of me.
Is he in the trees?
Did we take him on a check?
Where is he?
Oh my, excuse me?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
I'm getting shot at.
Bigfoot is around here too.
Where was he shooting from?
Yeah, flank him.
Jesus.
He's big for the following me bro.
I feel like I'm being hunted.
Let's get out of here.
I don't like that.
And the fact somebody was shooting I have a feeling they were like around this area. Oh, okay hold on we're gonna wait for him
Uh-oh, oh hell no
Hell no brother he's got a sniper hell no
And try it again, bruh, yeah, that's what I thought.
That's what I thought.
I did explode myself, so let me do this again.
Did Bigfoot just take him out?
He challenged the big foot.
He got taken out.
Let's get out of here.
He could be waiting for me right there because he knows I got to go in that direction.
So let's go.
Let's try and get up on this hill.
Get the high ground.
Say hi, Yom.
Ah, he gone. He gone.
I don't want to mess with it now.
We had shots in him, but I don't want to mess with it now. I don't know where he went
He's come back up
Which way would he come back up from though
How many people up eight
I still need more shield does the pool give you shield I don't remember no it
What's this? Oh, the shield bubble.
Hey! We got some.
I think that's good. I think we're good.
I'm trying to hear something, bro.
If the pool could give you a shield, everyone would go there, true facts, facts.
I remember the swamp giving you a shield, that's why.
I thought it was just one of those scenarios where it goes up by increments, it's not convenient,
you know?
be there a while and probably take some hits if you're gonna you're gonna commit to it she's
I don't know where anybody is seven people left I know there was somebody over there but they could
have died for all I know I'm trying to hear some footsteps or some
I'll take some ammo.
Oh, shoot, we gotta go.
I might have to use the jetty here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We're homeboy blasting off to the top.
Is he down below?
He's like, he's there, bro.
I don't know where, but he's there.
I don't like that, I don't like that.
I'm hoping to stay right here and conspicuous-like and wait till I can find some people, because
I think Homeboy has the high ground butt.
Let's go in!
What's he gonna do when he sees Chapel Roam and roll up on him?
What the hell is this?
What the hell was that?
Was it a decoy? What the hell was that?
Okay, okay, GG. It was a decoy, but I couldn't see the other person behind him. It was like
perfectly aligned. I thought it was, I knew it was like somebody because they had a question
mark over their head, but I was like, where's the real one then? This guy probably was sneaking
behind me the whole time though so I feel like I would have got bopped the moment um
the moment I killed that one anyway it's all good it's all good
got outplayed on that one
That was fun. We're close. We're making the top ten each time.
If anybody wants to do half the day, I'll leave them to it. I'm gonna go pee.
And I'll be right back.
Oh
Hell no
Brother.
Hmm.
Let's go right here.
Let's go right here.
It's fine.
Hey!
It's fine.
Cool.
Uh...
Uh-huh.
Let's go to the camp.
I don't know if this guy will want to fight me,
I don't know if this guy will want to fight me, but he better not, because it turns out I didn't get anything.
Psych!
Where he at?
Goddamn.
Oh, he was trying to take that out.
THE BUSH!
a operation operation green blush is a go is a go
alone and reload here
I forgot to dance on
freaking bro
let me get some better guns before I use it feel like it'll be a waste
what's happening here
which one of them is real
I'm putting the bush on
so we don't want to mess with these guys huh?
Lunkhead and his two sidekicks.
Who shoot? It's another bush!
Jesus.
Now he got taken out. Oh, there's another one. Hold on.
why am I missing bro what no no I should have tapped it I don't know why I was missing
so much the importer AR is good though but I was spraying way too much there I was just
letting that thing spray not good not good play again I let it spray way too much me
you got me good I don't even think it was the sidestep I think it was literally it
was literally just me down to spraying instead of I felt confident with the
spray because of the distance but it was just far enough that I feel like I
could have tapped it and gotten a little more accurate with that yeah we're
Let's jump straight into another one.
Straight, whoops, straight into another one.
Sabrina, let's go.
Besties, the in life besties, let's get it.
Sabrina was my axe.
now
i think it is taking a nap in the other room right now
i might pop her in here for a bit
if we get the next big royal i'll bring Luna in for a hot second
a hot second, alright?
Well, Lauren Cohen is my wife.
Doubt.
Proof or it's doubt.
Okay.
Let's, uh...
Let's go right here.
I don't, I don't really care, bro.
I'm not scared of anybody.
Let's go right here.
I will be scared if I end up with just...
nothing.
But I think I'll guess something in that chest.
We float. We float. We float.
We got some.
I'm gonna start fighting people, bro. Here we go. Here we go.
Don't even brother, don't even
Don't even bro
Can always do with a mech it
Cha-ching
I like the Acoxite.
Let's keep it.
Let's keep it for now.
The whole rush, SMG.
Would not mind some blue shield though.
Excuse me?
Brother, why is the tree gotta...
Ah, damn.
You thought you can get underneath me like that?
With no consent?
Enforcer!
Let's go!
Yeah, let's keep this.
I want to find some shields, but I don't want to be attacked for doing it, so we gotta be
careful.
the bubble shield.
Okay.
Should we ride the hot air balloon?
I don't see anybody.
Which way do we wanna go?
Which way do we wanna go?
You do wanna head in that direction.
Oh, who, who?
down there
whoops
I'm looking, I'm looking, not seeing anybody.
They may have gotten taken out, but they also might take their time to buy a bunch of stuff,
to loot a bunch of stuff in that area.
Smart.
I gotta do the same.
I need freaking shields.
Where's his chest at?
Ooh.
Stealth, baby.
Yeah, why not?
shield feel like with the storm closing in
feel like with the storm closing in they got they got to be coming this way
bro one of them come on come on there's got to be one of them bro
no oh my god what I tell you bro
What did I tell you bro
Clocked him clocked him
See we can get another one feel like there might be multiples out here
Come here come here
Mm-hmm
Was that it?
We might catch another stray.
We might catch one more stray, chat.
Let's see.
I'm waiting.
I could always pop a bubble shield too if they start spraying at me.
oh shoot you know what I should do before the storm hits I got to see if
they have shields so many trash you meet I swear God bro
oh my god who is it who is it who is it give me that and I'm out of there
Oh, Jesus!
Damn, uh, I'm in trouble.
Where he at?
He's gotta come this way, right?
Oh, no.
Oh, there he is.
okay let's just go though let's just go I don't think I don't think he's gonna
fight me
probably no idea we need some of this we need some of this
Why did I get any of that?
Oh, it gave me health instead?
God damn.
I could have asked.
What's that over there?
Nothing.
The stealth saved my life.
Okay.
Oh, mama.
Why'd I think that was a person?
Oh, we got a long ways to go.
Take a look at our map.
Yeah, we got a long ways to go.
I don't want to get stuck here pinned by some rando.
Oh, baby, that's a shield.
Not the canoes blocking me.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me drink this up.
Yeah, drink up, Chappy.
chappy drink up see what's in the chest cuz I might need another one I don't I
don't mind getting full health right now oh flex SMG yes and let's get out of
you let's get out of here wait wait I can't oh I'm so frickin pissed brother I'm
I'm so freaking pissed!
Can I make this?
I'm gonna start wrapping up med in like 20 HP, I think.
I'm gonna start wrapping med at 30 HP, actually.
Freaking bigfoot is around here, too.
Maybe I should wrap now.
Let me wrap now, just in case.
big foot attacks me. Woo! Let's go, let's go. Let's go, let's go. Luckily, we're not
taking too much damage. Flowberry grenade. It's the suit though. It's the suit. Let's
take the suit god damn I haven't gotten some twin hammies in a while it's a
shield let's get it
close one not bad not bad for what that was god damn
Storm's closing in again already hold up hold up. I'm just getting caught up here
What about this one?
See the twin hammies, but
Cha-ching
What is that? Oh hell yeah, baby. Oh
Hell yeah, baby. Oh
My god, not a pink
Pink one, let's go
No, I don't need it because I have the other one
What else what else good good we do need ammo that's all good I
Feel like I don't need an SMG and a shotgun I
Should pick one oh
Storms closing in hold on let's uh, let's get rid of shotgun. I don't think I'll use it compared to the SMG
Yeah, I like these two lineups.
The Enforcer and the Rush SMG or something.
And then we got three, oh hell no.
Let's blast off, because I don't know, I saw Shots fired on two different angles, so I'm
get out of there and now we can shoot from below or shoot them below I should say
where do you get hit by
Ah, he's got sights on me, hold on.
Sheesh.
We got him good.
We got him good.
That means he's done for, right?
Should be.
Alright.
Jetpack out of here.
Oh hell no.
damage what when I was paragliding when I was paragliding what
nah they did me dirty on that one bro they did me dirty on that one I was set
up to I had pink enforcer and that's all I need really bro unbelievable that's
like a glitter song there's no way bro cuz like I think the animation was meant
to land on the on the edge of that hill but because it just missed it we took
that bold and that's crazy and also like complete splat to it wasn't oh one HP it
was like complete splatter crazy
she
I felt good that I was going to win that one too.
We were so close bro, we were so close.
Splashed out of the game is facts.
It's exactly what happened.
got surfs up. Alright, let's get it. I'll take surfs up. I'll take surfs up. I guess
we haven't been here yet so let's go there. The tiptoe. The tiptoe.
Man, if only waves were actually this blue and pink.
That'd be epic.
I think we'll just go for this little residency here.
See if we get any...
Any chests.
I see one right there.
Nobody else here too.
Let's start off with the top.
Brother.
Somebody's here.
God dang it.
Uh...
Where they at though?
You hear it too, right chat?
Where they at though?
I don't think they realize I'm right above them.
We got people sailing in too.
I gotta play this real careful.
ah the timing the timing timing was crazy gg
i got creepy bro i saw that cash register i was like
just a quick just a quick really quick really quick let me get that gold bar real quick
no too greedy bumbled gg next
I
Hmm
Damn
one more one more yeah get it carmen get it carmen she's carmen got hips I see it
Department of Hips. The battle bus is launching chat. The battle bus is
launching. Let's see. Where do we want to go? I don't mind getting down
and dirty let's go let's go over here I like when there's when there's a lot of
landers as long as you get suited up I actually didn't mind the tip-toe spot
who am I gonna make it here let's use the glider for a second
Damn, how do we get there so quick?
Nah, we gotta pass it, we gotta pass it.
Let's go to this house right here.
Ooh, I think somebody has the same intentions as me.
But I wanna- no, no, no.
I
Can't bro, why can't I get close to him?
Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
Play again play again. Oh la la I couldn't get close to him bro. I'm slishing and slashing
I couldn't get close
Not close enough anyway.
Yeah I risked it.
We both like ran for that gun but he got to it before me.
It is what it is.
Oh hello Deadpool.
Hello Deadpool.
Meanwhile.
Oh shoot, we got a party here.
Wait, I'm not in it though.
Wrong one.
Hell yeah. We found our crew chat. Let's go.
It's always nice finding like-mindedness, right?
I kinda wanna go back to Titus Ross.
But I also want my revenge back here.
You know what?
I'm going there, bro.
I'm going there.
It's a long ways away, but I like it.
Think I'll make it.
Or you know what?
I could go here.
I haven't discovered this area yet, so.
Let's unlock, uh, what is it?
Bumble Bay?
Bumpy, babe. Let's do it.
I see a gun right there. Can we get it though?
Jesus. We landed some lucky headshots. Bro has a bush. Let's go. Let's get out of there.
Ahhhh!
No, no, no.
Ohhhh!
Close one, brother!
He tried to use the hammies on me.
I didn't give him any room.
she's got special chest here let's go oh my god drink up hell yeah hell yeah
God, we got low ammo, though.
We might be able to take some people out.
Rooftop style.
But let's see if we can find at least the med kit, cause...
Jesus.
Nope.
Nope.
Where is he, bro?
Nope.
Here is he bro!
Nope, nope, you guys fight it out.
It's not fair.
No not the life blogging me!
No no no no no no.
I'm going around.
They'll never suspect it.
And I'm wearing the bush.
Frick it.
Can I wear this?
I hate that I don't have enough HP.
Oh, he's right there, bro.
Oh, he saw me.
Ooh!
I knew he saw me, bro.
Let's take all this.
Oh, we can't.
God damn it. Okay, uh, what am I switching up here?
Nope
There we go, and then we do this
I need I need frickin
I need ammo I need health
Uh, do I want that?
No, I want this, right?
Let's keep the Twin Hamies for now.
I know there was people fighting right there, but I feel like I'm pinned in the spot.
We might be able to make it out to get over there.
Oh, he on the rooftop.
Oh, god damn it.
Hello?
You gotta make it!
How do we blast him like that?
Jesus Christ!
Let's do that.
I think we're set up like this.
I'd prefer the enforcer, but I'll take this.
I'll take all this.
We're set up, we're set up.
Let's see if we can leave carefully.
Kind of want a jet pack out of here.
Let's go.
I mean, before we do, we could go to a rooftop.
and try and sniper somebody as well so
stealth baby let's get that instead of the
the set of the minis. What's this?
I mean, we're in the sweet spot, so we don't really need to go anywhere now.
Now we do our hunting. This is where the
The hunting begins.
Oh, I really want a bush though.
Operation Bush's is OP.
It's too good.
I say we wait it out though.
See if we can find anybody.
Cause we really don't need to move just yet.
We got some time.
I guess we can move now.
I don't know what that was.
Let's get out of here.
I like the aim down sights.
Okay, we got one.
Is he gonna come from it?
Uh-oh.
Eh, a little bit of hits.
We don't want to get too crazy though.
What was that?
Bro, I thought that was a player, straight up.
They up here?
There goes my invisible inch.
I need to reload I need to reload I
Can't seem to the stupid tree, okay
Okay, okay, see see a few people see a few people, but they're all in cars, bro
they're all in freaking cars. I'm gonna wait for this guy. Did he get out? Is he just looking
at me? I don't think anybody's in that car. We do have one more stealth splash.
Goddamn.
Oh, we're going for them, chat.
Goddamn it.
I think he's trying to find me.
Jesus.
Bro, they both got taken out.
Let's go.
All according to plan. Let's go.
Come here. Come here.
I think we could skedaddle.
I won't use the jetpack just yet.
Let me see if I can find anybody that's trying to get in over here.
Jesus.
Really gonna...
What the hell was that?
Really gonna be turning into a hunchback after this one, bro.
I feel my back curving.
Uh...
Oh, did somebody just land there?
I've only had a bush.
I'm gonna move in slow because I don't want anybody hearing me a mile away and already
set up.
Oh, it's a crate thing.
Maybe somebody's there, though.
I don't feel like rushing into it.
What's this?
Oh mama, retrieve loot.
Drum gun.
Is that good?
Is it better than what I had?
Oh hell no.
He almost hit it.
He almost got hit with it.
Jesus.
We do this for now.
We do gotta go.
Are we full on ammo?
We're full on everything?
Okay.
Okay.
and everything? Okay. Okay, let's get out of here then. I might need to winksuit. Oh
shoot how far are we oh shoot oh wait but it's gonna follow us got you six people left oh shoot
okay hold on hold on you see I didn't take any fall damage there bro I got utterly scammed by
that last fall. Oh, we gotta do it again. This is not good. And I have no medkits, bro.
This is not good. I can't be the only one that's like in utter
danger like this let's run with the storm because I can't risk it I ain't got
no health for that
god damn it bro
Let's see.
Somebody just landed here too.
We gotta be careful.
I need a med kit.
I need a med kit bad.
Ooh, there's stuff here.
Oh, give me that
No, I don't need that I need a med kit goddamn it. What did I have?
No, no, no, no do that
Okay storm closing in Jesus four people left
I don't want to make too much noise, brother.
I'm gonna do the same.
I'm jetpacking out of here.
I don't want to get on top of this hill.
Oh, somebody's there already.
There's like two people here, bro.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Can't tell if he, uh, oh shoot.
Can we, can we do that?
I'm so dead, bro.
That was tough man.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Let's go excuse me I
met I didn't get the memo I didn't know the storm was closing in like this hold on
Jesus, thank goodness I picked up two of those medkits, huh?
Okay, okay.
I don't want to trade it out for the blue, obviously, but I don't want to trade it out
But, I do prefer the sights on that one.
Yeah, I saw somebody trying to use this on me. I don't like it, though.
Actually...
Nah, let's try it out. Let's try it out.
I don't want to hear it. Let's get rid of this.
I swear to God, if it lets me down, though.
Jesus!
I'm going for him.
Hunt him down!
You want to use that crazy gun here, or...?
Ugh, okay.
I feel like it was a horrible decision, but...
Let's do it.
Is he up top?
Where did he go?
You skedaddle out of there? Oh, I want that SMG
Ah, the twin hammies, bro.
I wasn't sure which one he had.
I thought my SMG would do more.
Never making that mistake again.
Absolutely useless.
Gotta whip out the shoddy when that close range is there.
Gotta do it.
I knew if I had my blue one on me, it was over.
It was over.
Shotgun's overpowered.
That's what we just got to keep on us.
One shotgun.
No, I like the SMG too.
It's kind of a good balance.
Super, super close range.
You just want to shotgun that middle range SMG, long range AR, it feels pretty balanced.
In that moment because I didn't know, I made a bad prediction that they would like skedaddle,
I didn't know they were hiding right there.
That's on me.
Jesus!
All right, where are we dropping where we dropping we could go to classify Canyon
Humble Hills has stuff apparently right now. Let's go to battle battle with Boulevard. Let's do that. Let's do that
That'll battle bro. Why can't I say that word battle with Boulevard?
This one might not be good because I forgot that
We'll still do our best
Think you got a paraglide here. It's a little too far away
I don't see a lot of people coming in this direction.
There's a chest right there.
Can I go for that one?
it a day on this one. I'm going for it bro. I know somebody else landed around here. Let's
Let's just go for them.
Heck yeah. Brad, two of the same guns?
The hammies. We're using the hammies.
Let's get closer, those shots sound like super far away.
Where is this?
Sure.
Oh, we got footsteps.
Echo Delta we got footsteps. I'm taking the gold bluster.
Where are they bro? I want in on this. They on the rooftops.
There's so many footsteps.
Okay, I see him.
Let me get out of here, bro.
There's too much glass.
Let me get out of here.
I don't want them to hear me.
She's scooting.
She's skating.
About to blast that mannequin's head off.
Nobody bro?
Hey, they being too quiet.
There's no way.
There's no way bro.
They've been way too quiet, bro.
I got no shields.
What is that?
Board of Bunker.
Med kit.
I don't think I need it though.
Not right now.
There's a freakin' bush!
I don't want it brother.
I don't want it.
Let's keep our guns.
We don't really need that one either anymore.
I guess if we're out of ammo on one of them,
it's nice switching it up.
But let's keep our inventory clean for this run.
See how we do with that strategy.
Yeah, I know I could use some small pots
before I would have taken that one.
But I also don't want to find myself in a gunfight
without the shield.
it definitely helps
oh heck yeah bruh
oh my frickin jesus
god damn
nope
Oh, I don't like the spot.
I don't like the spot at all.
Alright.
They're with my freaking shield and my health, but we might, if they weren't chasing us,
might see them?
Oh wait.
gotta go. God damn it. Frickin' storm!
Oh, what the?
All right, did he follow me we got gold rush over here
I don't like having 59 health see if we can find our way out oh let's go
some ammo oh some hammies oh we already got hammies
I could use shields shields please
I'll take the shield bubble for now.
Oh, let's go.
I'm not waiting.
I need it.
I need it.
Oh.
Hello?
What is this chopping speed?
Oh, let's go.
Excuse me?
What?
What?
Oh, that's dirty, bro.
That's dirty.
That is quite the tease.
Oh, we got action here, huh?
I'm like, way too far away though.
Ooh, too far away.
Um, let's cross the bridge.
Probably gonna be seen, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Should we jet pack out of here?
I don't like this let's get behind them
there's no way to get past them without doing this I think I see some stealth
juice up here too oh god he's coming for me he's coming for me bro
Let's go.
I mean, Storm's closing in.
There he is.
There he is.
Ah!
He went in this.
Oh, hell no!
Oh, hell no. Who did that, bro? Where was he? I didn't see him.
Where the heck was he? GG, GG. Goddamn. Spooked me.
I was landing my shots on this dude long range.
I'm getting blasted, flattened by somebody else.
My goodness.
My goodness.
My God, it's a fellow chapel.
Should we do this one or
I don't even know what happened there
Yeah, I got I got two tunnel vision
On that one do long range when I should have known that there was like multiples of them all around me too
All right
We got Latte.
Let's go to the Riptide.
Or no, let's go to, let's go to, let's, uh, yeah, yeah.
I want to get that special chest if it's around there.
See if I get close enough.
Let's glide here.
I've got a long way to glide.
I'll have plenty of time to discover the ones I haven't discovered yet, especially if there's
that like big loot over there too, and see if I can find the big loot here.
Let's go straight ahead.
I might not land in a good spot here.
That was a zone!
Uh, okay.
This is not good.
Pistol?
At least.
Something.
He's like probably over here.
Goddamn, what does plant do?
There's somebody else here right, Shun, from behind?
Ah, damn.
They saw the heat and now they don't want none of it, huh?
I want to find some better stuff.
There it is!
Let's go.
That's what I'm talking about.
Footsteps.
Goddamn.
Do I have time to do this?
Now when there's a car there brother.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Jesus Christ.
Oh shoot, he had a minigun?
It's probably awful
Hold up. There's like there's this ton of stuff here, bro
We got slurp juice. We got we got tons of stuff here. I
Thought that was a person for a second
Okay, I
Think we're set. We got the infantry
rifle I
Thought it was the enforcer, but I'll take it we got a shotgun
We got a minigun. I think we're set, bro. We got the giant chug jug. Yeah, we're set, bro.
Should we go and take on um Bigfoot?
Hell yeah bro, hell yeah.
Oh we stacked!
We stacked, stacked.
Oh my god it's a frickin' bush!
Hold on.
wear it and then we could just pack
aliebro
I hear big foot where is he at I feel like I feel like taking him on
what's the worst he can do
Especially when I have a minigun?
Where is he?
Where's Bro-at?
Or is that the boss down there?
This guy right here, he's the boss?
Should we take him out?
Or is this stupid?
You watch yourself, buddy.
Goddamn.
We got it. I don't really want the mini-gun.
Beach Brutus.
Let's go.
What he do this?
That's what I want to know.
What the hell?
All right, oh my god, hold on hold on no, I want the I want the legendary hammies
Jesus, we're stacked, bro. Perfect landing. Perfect landing. All right, want to go around
there? Let me create a waypoint so I know where my center is. So I know where I need
my North Star needs to be so I don't get turned around it's pretty far away so
he's the one that summons the decoys huh mythic gun sheesh I'll take it I'll take
it sounds like it's gonna get the job done huh
she I love when the pony skis also
What's the range on the mythic gun?
I feel like that was way too easy because of the minigun, but I didn't want to risk holding
the minigun if someone's like sliding and shotgunning me you know it just didn't
feel worth it all right let's find some high ground and hunt some people down
we came out victorious in that freaking battle bro
But now, where is everybody?
The Golden Shiff?
There could be people behind me because of the storm.
Oh, mama.
Hmm, we got some hints.
Yeah, I'm not gonna risk it.
I don't know if he could see me.
Oh my god, we got a bush.
Oh, what the freak?
Let's get out.
Ah, my god.
Where'd he go?
One one one one each pay brother
One HP brother. We were close on that one. Oh we were close on that one.
Bro was tanky. He was so tanky. Jesus. I thought I was able to just start blasting away but bro
What was tanky?
I wasn't expecting that much.
Beep!
Well played, good sir.
Well played.
Jeez.
Maybe I should have had the minigun on me.
Goodness.
I thought I was about to cook him up.
Especially when I had my freaking- I was part of the bush operation right there too.
I was part of the freaking bush operation, man.
All right, we got time for one more
Let's do it
Back
My back
eights. Who did that? Let's go. All right, where are we landing?
Let's see where the chests are at.
God damn, all the way, whoa, shoot, right here.
Oh, everybody's gonna be here.
I'm gonna be the last one to land here.
I'll be the last one to land on this.
Look how many players there are, bro.
We're going into that crevice.
We're going into that one.
Oh, bro.
It was like four other people?
No.
No.
No.
Is it blind?
Is it blind?
It's fakie.
Fakie.
Fakie.
Yeah.
Oh.
Thank you.
Oh, God damn, that was close.
Uh, let's go back down there.
Sheesh!
Okay. Okay. So far so good. I'll take that chichin.
I said we keep the shawty.
I want to find one of those good chests
Everyone's trying to take control over this one
Enforcer AR I kind of like that the hell he is this she'll bubble man. Oh freaking stealth right here, bro
Excuse me
Not want to jump down
All right, let's get back
Let's get back to the action
How do we get in there?
Teleport?
Uh oh.
Where are we going?
Oh
Okay, oh
Shoot we're like outside of it now. I don't want to do that
Where's the boss man we could always wait for somebody to like start
Beefing up on boss man, and then just end them while they're trying to transform
Sounds like a really good strategy as long as nobody notices we're here.
Could stealth it up if things get dicey.
Get back up there though.
Might be able to snipe somebody.
you
you
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Yep, yep, yep, yep.
I don't want to risk someone...
Some hammies let me take that away. Oh Jesus. Jesus, brother.
Hey, you had a freaking bush on you? Thank you.
I'm wearing it.
Bro, I saw like 50 people drop here, so I know there's, I know there's more.
Let's go.
We still need shields.
Still need a shield.
There we go.
Can we ride this?
Oh, that would have been so cool.
Let's get more shotgun ammo.
I don't think we can fight the boss man with what we got.
We need that, we need that mini machine gun.
Yeah, there's a chest up there.
Maybe we'll find it.
Ooh, hello.
Perfect.
Perfect
And the Frick is it up here
It's on the rooftop bro
Where is it?
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
That's what I'm talking about.
Uh, you know what? And I will get a med kit.
Alright, people were cooking me with these like infinite guns, so I'm gonna start trying them out on people.
I don't really want to use it first one, but I think this is how we take out the boss too.
Hey boss man.
Anybody around here?
Can they see my gun through the bush or not?
Fortnite wouldn't do me like that, right?
I hear shots, but I don't see people I don't even see that.
Where on my map?
What'd that do?
Is everyone over here?
Okay, I heard somebody slide.
Okay, he has a high ground though, let's get close while he's shooting.
You think he heard me?
I don't think he heard me.
We gotta do this.
Jesus, bro.
We had to do that
What do you have can we do this now somebody shooting us?
Heck yeah, get it pony get it
I would like this
Wing suit and then I don't think we need anything else bro. I think we're set we got medkits. I think we're set bro
Reloaded all up. You know what I do want that blue shield though
Over the med kit, I don't know. I don't think we need like since I have this I don't think I need all that
Decisions decisions let's keep the
let's keep the shhhhhh med kit bro let's keep the med kit bro okay let's see
where everyone's at
I don't know what that do
you got anybody incoming
We got nobody incoming.
Interesting.
I got any floating this way?
No.
Okay, let's get a move on then.
Let's get a move on.
All right.
I could wing suit, but I'm not sure I want to.
Is that stealth juice?
Nope.
Okay.
I had to make sure, bro.
I had to make sure.
Like the reload speed on this.
Which one is this?
This isn't SMG, brother.
I never would have known.
I thought it was an AR.
What was that?
Oh, something's dropping here.
Gold rush.
And but we're not in the zone.
Where's that chest at?
Nah, I don't need it.
I don't need it.
There's 14 of us left.
Where'd he go?
Oh god.
at least we damaged it
but now I don't know where he is
My bad bro. I'm out of here. Don't worry.
Stay around here.
Oh hell yeah.
Blink.
I don't like how heavy it is, but I think in a mid-range battle, having that extra ammo
against full shields would be real nice.
Then we can spot him without getting our heads blown off.
Why is the storm closing in?
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
What do we got?
I don't mind zip lining.
I don't mind zip lining.
Oh, yeah, we gotta go.
I don't want to draw attention to myself, so is that stealth juice?
Nope.
Is that stealth juice?
Nope.
and
rather
than us to this
I don't know where they're at, but I need my health back.
How are they gonna get up here?
Oh, hell.
Came and see when you're like, zoomed in on that thing, bro.
Oh, yeah, and enforcer.
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, he has like a legendary one.
I'll take that.
Now whoops.
Heck yeah, thank you, bro.
What else?
Wait, where's my, um, where's my drink?
Where'd it go?
We don't need all this.
Damn it.
lost my drink let's keep all this I think we're good 8 people left brother we
got a long way to go so I'm just gonna blast out of here I can't risk it I
hate when I'm like fighting time against the storm and I lose like 70 HP for it
See if we can find some people up here.
I mean, we're close enough we could uh, we could chill.
Let's see what's going on.
Are they going to come up this hill?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah buddy.
Nah.
Nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
He had a, he had some drank on him.
Let's get it.
There's five people left.
Oh, shoot, Storm's closing in.
you
you
you
you
you
you
We land on the building
Oh, let's go.
That's good, that's good.
I think the other one's up top.
Oh, let's go.
jesus
oh people are landing here bro
they're in for a surprise
I don't know what his plan was, he was taking a long time to break that.
man in here? Uh-oh. Close steps. Where'd they go? Nah. They leave the game? What happened,
What happened bro?
God damn he thought he had me but he didn't realize I had the frickin
Legendary oh there's somebody else here
Hold on hold on hold on
I don't mind getting this
and this I guess actually ah sure I'd be able to land some snipes let's reload this
where's all that shooting is it down low
Oh god.
Oh God.
Jesus, brother.
He does have some shields.
I'll keep the minis somebody's down here, bro.
I think they're gonna like, come flying up there, huh?
Is there a way to see him?
Jesus!
Blasted.
Booty blasted
Where these footsteps coming from says he's over here. Oh, I see him brother
Let's go get him. Let's go get him
Oh hell no.
I don't think I got anything useful.
You know what?
I'll get that 4 HP.
Excuse me?
From where?
From where? Okay, I see you now. I see you now. Hold on. Hold on. I see you now.
How's he getting me and I'm not getting him?
I
Mm-hmm damn right
damn right I was just trying to get 4 HP from my med kit bro
now I need a lot more than that what the heck
I'll take it, I'll take it.
Let's keep some minis on us.
I like the strat, but we need some health too.
We do gotta get out of here.
Who's this?
I don't think I want to fight him.
You know what I take back what I said about this gun?
It got me out of a pickle, so I think it's good.
I think it's pretty good, bro.
I just know whoever is fighting over there is going to come down here.
I just know it.
Alright, I don't see anybody.
Mm-mm, okay.
Let's get out of here.
I need to find a frickin please be a medkit in here.
Don't need that.
Do need a medkit.
I like it down.
1556 HP on me is
Let's do this this gives HP right
It don't brother not me just wasting it Jesus thought I gave HP also
Friendship bubbles
like that I like that no fighting bubble what's in here is there a loop it's lock
for how long
Oh, I love that anyone tries to get to it though. I'm blasting them
Man if I had a bush operation bush would be so good here
Hmm
How many people have seven people left I
I guess six.
When does it go away?
I should look for a med kit in the meantime.
I don't really want to fight with 56 HP.
I'm not trying to camp.
I'm trying to find people, but I'll also not be going out willy-nilly.
Does this give you HP?
I forget.
It does, it does.
I hear a chest, bro
Where is it it's up top it's on the building. Oh my god
Anyone going to these friendship bubbles
Oh does it get unlocked by having a friend does that make sense
I see the vision I see the vision
What's that noise still no what's that noise
Still no frickin medkit, bro
Somebody in the friendship bubble here
Goddamn, there's three people left, I don't know where anybody is.
Should be able to get back my HP with this.
Let's go.
Okay, now I can play a little more bold
Or like the last two just camping on the next site I thought for sure people were gonna go for that friendship bubble
Cuz why not bro the opportunity is there why not
Where in the hell is everybody?
I'm not trying to move around so much that a freaking camper hears me and is waiting for me with a legendary iron pump
Blast me one time in the face
The hell he is everyone?
I mean...
I don't mind waiting too
Let me get my north star.
Oh shoot.
I don't have an AR.
Well, I have this.
Mmm.
What was that, a car?
Bro, did I just see somebody?
No.
Goddamn.
Are they working together?
These last two people?
I feel like the zone isn't tight enough.
freaking bush man, let's go.
Hey, is someone baiting me with this bush?
I'm wearing it.
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
that stealth juice over there hold up the whole plan might come together oh my
god the zone fell in on me too brah I'm in prime condition right here let's get
the let's get the high zone yeah okay last one
Where's he at though? I heard the shots but...
Oh, this is gonna be tricky!
Especially if I don't know where he is.
This is gonna be tricky.
tricky. I wasn't trying to camp either. It's kind of hard to see what the bush on. But
even harder for them. That's what I gotta remember. Jesus. I say we just blast off.
Get the high ground here. I don't know where he is. But like, if homie teleported here,
BG's.
Cause like, where the hell he is he?
And now I gotta go back the other way, which I feel like he's waiting for me on.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
I'm keeping the shotgun out in case I get jumpscared by Bro's face.
Yup.
Where's he at?
This is a little Weaselette, bro.
Oh, I see you.
Let's do this.
you
you
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You
Okay
I'm not seeing a lot of people lands over here.
Oh, there's one person.
There's one person.
Are we going for the same thing, bro?
There's Shadi up here.
I don't know what he's getting, but...
Let me just grab it all, bro.
Let me just grab it all. I don't know where anybody is. Oh
Shoot, it's hammies
God damn let me get that ammo
Somebody here
God damn you have stealth nah shield bubble
I don't think I want any other weapons right now hold on let me drink let me drink this
I don't know where he's at.
Oh, we got away.
I'm going in with the hammies.
I feel like I'd have advantage.
Oh, shoot.
Goddamn.
What do we got?
He ain't got much.
Somebody healing over here?
Is that what that symbol was?
Oh yeah.
Oh god.
Oh god, there's two of them.
Jeez!
Here, I know there was another one around here, so let me do that.
Where was that other one shooting from?
I could use the minis now.
Yeah, that's hide like right here while we do this
Damn gulp it all up the iron pump
Nah the hammies bro the hammies are better we don't really we don't really need this let's start organizing
start organizing let's do that let's grab these oh what the freak brother I
did not know this zone was closing in I don't want to go out like this go go go
go go go
Anybody else trying to follow me
Now they didn't make the same mistake I did bro. They say oh no
I start prepping for the next one we're still a little far out. I don't know
I'll make that mistake again.
I forgot I have my hockey's for these two guns. I feel like I'm gonna mess up.
One, two, right?
Okay.
So I think I'm good if I remember that.
Oh, Jetpack would be nice right now.
There was some shots up here.
Ah, damn!
What he got?
What he got?
I saw a medkit down here.
Let's use that.
So I guess this is an SMG, huh?
It's an assault rifle?
Why was this so fricking bouncy?
Bro, this thing is bouncy.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Gold Rush.
Oh, that's what happened when you get a gold rush?
I didn't know.
Damn.
Just start chopping things up.
Oh, you don't get to go for that?
Wait, you do?
Let's go.
I mean it shouldn't matter too much right?
these gold bars. Hey, let's get it on there.
Are they invisible too? Bro, they're invisible too.
A thousand percent.
Jesus, brother.
Ah, I knew it.
I didn't know, I didn't know if they were coming down those steps.
Oh, jeez, yeah.
I was going for the gold.
What do you expect?
I had to get that gold rush.
Alright.
Yeah, Shockwave would have been good for certain escapes.
Some good lobbies.
Some good lobbies.
I feel like we might be able to, um,
be able to do no. We want your feedback no. Let's go.
it all brother claim it all all right can they wear the hat sidekicks
Oh my god, bro. Hell yeah. Alright, last one. Last one. Come on. Come on.
Yeah, I know I said that like an hour ago too, but it's all good
Come on, bro, that's too cute. That's too cute
Dance with me Jesus not the slide kick to the shins
Bro is rude. Oh, they try to get him back too. Hold on. Yeah, let's get him back. Oh
Not the sidekick getting him. That's crazy
They got done dirty, bro, I
Don't even know you could do that. She's
All right, Sandy strip it is done
Let's get it
Sandy strip, baby
Let's go this is it. This is it
God damn it, I forgot to thank the freaking bus driver
I'm gonna get him on the next one though. I'm gonna tip him real good on the next one
Very good, I wasn't sure when the glider was coming out. I was like
Do we want to do it now?
Uh, damn. So many people landing here. Maybe this rooftop with at least the gun. I say so.
Anybody else trying to land here? That's what I thought, baby. Uh, no, I don't like this actually.
Somebody's got to be here right?
This is so awkward.
Hey let me grab the pumpy.
Do some business on him.
Let's spook him bro.
We got to spook him.
They ain't ever gonna know.
I think we got to do another splash.
They're up top.
Woo!
Goddamn.
I hear a chest.
Oh baby. Oh baby.
Let's go.
What the hell is this?
What are we shooting at?
I don't like having 86 HP though.
Let's get some shields.
Oh, perfect.
Yeah, let's do that.
Okay.
that back up. Somebody's blasting away down here. Oh, I see him. But they're gone. I should
I should have kept my shotgun.
I should have kept my shotgun.
Let's have this out just in case.
So people could see it and like not be tempted to mess with me.
I think somebody's looting up that building so I say I say we find some shields. I don't like I don't like this.
I can't believe I haven't found a single shield yet, uh, chest right here, let's go.
Oh, no wait, we did find a shield butt.
No shield!
And let me get in on it.
I'll take some minis.
Where'd they go, bro?
Where'd they go?
Oh, there's a freaking boss finally.
I kind of, oh, I want that jug.
Can I sneak in over there?
Mine.
Okay, let's go get the boss then.
I don't know where this fight was happening, but I'm out of here.
I'm going for the boss, man.
Hopefully I don't get shot on the way over there.
Because this is the gun to do it.
That was a percent.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Okay.
Oh, God.
Ah, we were close.
Nah, not even close.
Damn, man, that's what I was talking about, too.
He had eyes on me and started shooting first.
What the skibbity?
Ooh la la.
I feel like if I had that other rifle out,
I would have put him in the dirt.
But it is what it is. GG's. GG's.
Oh man.
Alright.
I know, that one went by fast too. I was going for the boss.
I just wanted to get the boss on that one I could care less about homie but he
took my gun
freakin pony is so cute with the hat
alright chat
let's go let's go I think I'm gonna have to do no build I think I'm gonna have
to do it. For me personally, building is way too frontal lobe-ish. I don't know how the
kids do it, man. I think you got to use, it's like your brain has to use 90% of its power
all towards the frontal lobe, and then they have access to nothing else in their brain.
else bro no offense to anybody that builds crazy good I'm just mad jealous what can I say
text reporting update yes you know all right let me let me hear the fortnite volume is because
it's been a while not a while but since the update we installed
it's good man it's good let's go let's go
So close it up, claim it all.
Now you might hear an echo in my back.
I think this is, I don't remember what track I put in the background for this one bro.
Let me see, let me see.
Make me blush.
Yeee.
I just want to play it bro.
Yeah, we're going to have to go in.
Brother, something about building that just makes it unnecessarily complicated.
Simple build reduces building to two buttons by using your look direction.
Oh, I forgot about this.
I don't know if I want to try it right now though.
If you are playing on a keyboard and mouse, I'd recommend that Switch mode is bound to
a valid key.
I don't know.
Have you all played it, Chat?
you recommend or what it's still yuck that's all I need to see bro let's jump
into some zero bill that's all I need to see was one person with an opinion bro
one person that's the data I need I'll be playing with you that's for sure hey
Let's see if you can find me in a lobby.
Now we're gonna be playing a new game later.
Late tour.
Alright let's go man, let's go.
Where we dropping chat? Where we dropping
the Sandy Strip?
Hey that place looks like it's gonna be popping bro.
I kinda wanna go with some randoms too.
Let's see what the frame rate is like.
Hopefully nothing too crazy.
Nothing too spicy.
Do we wanna land on this?
The air balloon bro?
Is there anything on it?
It just makes you travel?
Hey, let's see what we get on the roof, bruh.
Oh, I missed the- I got some- bro, is that a person?
No, cause they would've got the pistol, bruh.
If that was a person, they would've got this pistol easy.
Where's the chest at?
I hear it.
I feel like I need to raise the volume.
Or I could do this actually.
My internal headset volume.
Bro, it's right there!
Underneath my nose the entire time.
Excuse me.
Who this?
excuse me can I get a reload a little greasy with the headshot but I'll take it
there was another chest bro I thought it was human things there it is no we're
still missing it. Oh it's right there bro. And there's another one. I know how I feel
about it. It was semi slow reaction time chat. Anyone try this one? I feel like it's gonna
go hard. Especially close range, right? The air balloon is here. But there's also like
more chests apparently somewhere. I like too many assault rifles too. Someone got a drop?
oh man we should also like power up where's my um
where's my power up bro i don't see it isn't supposed to be here
what the jorkin
yeah give me that elish sammo what the jorkin bro
I should have had um not me just run around with a med kit in my hand instead of the dual
SMGs.
Hey let's hit up the club.
Is that my footsteps that I'm hearing?
Bro I gotta raise the volume up.
oh my god
damn son
i say
man i didn't even pop the two
blue drinks that i should have bruh
uh...
Sure.
Oh, the medkit goes much faster now, too.
Hey, he had a pretty good gun.
I don't know how he didn't kill me.
We're going for him.
I see the red dots, and we're going for them, bro.
Not without a quick search first oh sheesh blue rifle cheesy poofs what does that do
bro what's the eat throw a handful what did do though I don't know if I want the cheesy
poofs over uh over this bruh my blue drink
uh we're well within the storm at least thank goodness
Where they at?
I'm hungry for blood.
Where they at?
I kill for a handful.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it just affects your health and I'm good in that department.
So far, so far.
Yeah, I mean do we need more chess or can we just start going for people I
Feel like we can just go for people
Bro, there's like a cheesy poof in every single chess ain't no shortage. Oh we want to hit this up
delicious delicious Jesus playing with my keyboard at the end of uh my desk here
Strengthen in my wrist I don't see anybody at the club
That's pretty I don't see anybody at the club bro
Yeah my wrist hurts I don't know how to show you guys but it's like it's hanging off the
edge here that my microphone maybe I should set it up differently oh but then
that would require me to like scoochie in I don't like being that close to the
camera bro I gotta find a way to get this camera like back up back up chat
Please! I need a little space. It's close enough as it is.
Arcea Reddart! Can we get him? Can we get him, Chet?
Y'all see it? Without y'all binoculars. And let me know.
If you see the enemy because I don't see nothing bro. Yeah, the red dot on the map
Or the compass I guess
The um, the um directional compass that points you towards your lord and savior
On the way, that's the moral compass. Oh the slurp juice
That's more valuable
I think and then uh some ammo bro I don't want to get blasted the moment I
pick up some good stuff I hate that feeling you know what I'm talking about
chat where you just pick up some good stuff you find from somebody else's
kill and the next thing you know you get booty blasted by some shotgun I hate
that I hate it excuse me
Why the derpy slining oh hello oh hello come to papa come to papa
you see them chat I don't see nobody
Oh my god, can you control that thing?
Hey, what?
Hey, what?
Yeah, what?
What's happening?
I'm scared.
The lights are flickering, mama.
I'm not quite sure if I'm flickering or something.
Excuse me.
me
yeah i'm brother
i'm going in i'm going in
they did the same thing bro how do they know
Now I don't like this
They're gonna start running thousand percent. I got my shotgun out
But um, I gotta go in a different direction
Is he waiting for me to be uninvisibled
Can we walk fast enough bro
I'll start huffing at the moment it gets a little too close for comfort how about that
when it gets a little too oh my god I mean I should have I should have this gun out then huh
Or where is he?
Why is he copying me, bro?
KIP WHAT?
We're sprinting, we're sprinting.
I ain't risking it.
That's too risky, bro.
That's getting my cholesterol up.
That kind of anxiety.
Can we clip on this again? I forgot I had one.
Oh, whoops.
What are we at now? How many people, bro? 11?
Go invisible!
Oh, that was part of that, that wave, that purple wave thing, right?
All right, just have your binoculars out and ready.
Oh, is that legendary?
Hey yo, swat the for the blue one, bro.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, I like this.
God damn.
No ammo, ex-brother.
That had to be an NPC.
Cause why is he just like,
penguin walking,
sidestepping?
Oh my lord.
Ammo, please.
Reload.
I thought it already loaded. I thought I had like a quick mag or some
Apparently not let's let's pick up this ammo. I don't know what he's got maybe this one
Did I get a some freaking ammo for this thing bro
Because I was doing good with it until should I drink the slurp juice?
It's gonna give me a hundred right?
Did they have any slurpy juices
I need a Slurpee juice, bro.
Ooh, uh, that looked good.
Oh, I should have picked up the med kit.
Damn!
Here, let's have the, oh, hell no.
I don't trust him.
We only got four left, too, before we might hit,
well, I mean, I guess include me, right?
So yeah, three left until we could hit the big Roy.
That's a pretty impressive map there, buddy.
That's some good use of that frontal lobe.
Oh
I know they're hiding in the trees being all sneaky. Oh my
Mother oh we got him in the back, bro. Oh
Oh
She shows that shot reload it quick
Oh
We got him in the what the freak
Hey, the storm is fast though, what?
Why is the storm so fast? How the feeling is gonna be uh?
It's gonna be aiming for me, bro. Why is the storm so fast?
Oh hell no there goes 30 HP, bro. Oh, it's still going god damn it. I didn't know I'm still gonna go
Speed swim it come on got a Michael Phelps this let's go feel like I'm gonna get shot in the bag
It's got to be around here too because he was he was pretty late to the party also now
wasn't the only one yeah let's get like on the oh bro and the circles gonna be on his
side he's the last one too huh let's reload everything let's be prepared for this be okay
we got we're fully loaded you say any songs of him might oh my word Squidward
okay I don't know how I happen bro hey first game on with the Vicky first game
on with the Vicky? Okay.
Ooh, now that's what I'm talking about.
Why the heck could I not transform though, man?
I want my blue hair.
Alright, we're going to be looking for another one.
We'll jump into another one, bro.
I feel like that one was a little too easy.
I feel like someone was being maybe too kind and was like, hey, I'm gonna just give it to
you.
But like, don't.
Don't.
It's okay.
Where's my transformation, bro?
Viltence?
Oh, they changed it, my bad.
How am I supposed to conveniently toggle to that, though, bro?
Get it Carmen get it get it Carmen get it
another clap bonanza prepare to shred plan your landing
sure let's go
I don't remember this part, I'm not gonna lie.
Is this like the perks of being top tier Fortnite player question mark when you become the tippy
the top of the pedestal.
Ummm...
That place looks like fun.
It's gonna be like clapped bananas down there, that's for sure.
So let's just go for it.
Is there anybody around here, bro?
No, I'm like the only...
I'm the only one at a carbon land.
Oh wait, no.
Who the heck that?
I don't want to go straight for him.
Is he going straight for me?
Why somebody on top of me?
Pick up the gun.
Now where'd he go?
And then he was just gone.
like that brother I don't even think I'm it oh he got me he got me good bro I
thought he was an NPC just standing there like that he got me good I was like
Oh my god, he's afk
Damn it. I fell for it
classic
Classic new moon bro amateur hour. I fell for it, bro
Oh
Canada
Well, yeah, I fell for a big time
Yeah, he was just camping aiming down sights he landed a pretty sick
I don't know what a weapon he had, I shoulda checked, but the headshot was clean.
It was clean, bro.
I don't think I had an answer to it.
We're gonna go Blonde this time.
Or, you know what, let's go Platinum.
Let's hit it up with Platinum, bruh.
Why do I have two DJs bro?
We're sharing the love.
fishing fun my gosh is that is that
FNAF lore hey we're gonna boogie one
more time bro we prepare to shred I'm
going back to the same place I need like
some redemption for that I don't need a
plan anything we're just gonna shred
these waves, bro. Here, let's let it build up again. Hey, who's that? I want to get close
to people, bro. I'm following this one right here. Hot on his cheeks. Hot on his cheeks,
I'm gonna be behind him the whole time.
I don't think he knows. I don't think he knows, chat.
He know way he knows, chat!
There's absolutely no way he knows.
Where's he going?
Where is he going?
How's he going so far in
Brother is he not gonna skydive
Where is he going
Uh, he's gonna have to land soon, right?
Bro, where are you going?
Oh, he wanted to go to that city?
Is he gonna land on the roof?
That's not good.
Bad landing, bad landing!
No freaking gun, bro.
There's one over here.
He got me with the prefire. There was no gun bro. I had no gun
Well done Ronaldo well done
You got me bruh you got me
All we can do is
Nothing we'll just jump into another
Realistically, realistically, bro
Man I followed him the whole time too
That leads me to believe maybe he did know at the end of the day
Maybe he was on to my my scheme
He knew exactly what was going down, bro
I don't know why this looks kind of goofy
It looked kind of goofy, bruh.
Alright, which, um, I kind of want to go classic Goku, I'm not going to lie.
You know with them, bro
We're out of the boogie wave so what we get like two boogie rips before we're back with floods or what?
Where do we wanna where do we want to go
Where do we want to go bro? I'm going straight dab in the middle of the map
Cuz like I'm on action
The more I'm exposed
To these people
To the fights the better chance I'll have and
Improving my reaction time. That is the science
Well, that one's AFK, right?
You hold it right there. You hold it right there. I'm so sorry, man.
Siege! Blue dual akimbos from the get up.
That's nice. Damn, what's the chest doing up there, bro?
There's another one. There's another one, Jack. Oh my God. Cover me. Cover me. I'm in the corner.
I don't got much ammo, though. Ooh, ammo box, hello. Ooh, let's go. Let's go. I don't think
I need any of that.
JZPuffs!
We might finally get to try that.
Where are they?
You heard the shotgun blast, didn't you, chat?
Or am I imagining things?
The goobagabba!
Where is he?
Is this an arena?
What's happening bro?
Explain it to me.
Like I've never seen it before.
So can I just wait for one of them?
got action. That was spicy close. Should I eat this? Oh, it gives you like full health.
Throw the cheesy puffs are so good then I didn't know that
Kimbos are better though thousand percent
That's a person bro, that's a person
Jesus
Jizzy Puffs, quick!
God damn.
I thought I was gonna see the light right there.
They were real sneaky.
Um...
I like the idea of, uh...
Do I want to launch pad?
I mean, it'll get me out of a sticky situation.
Sheesh, they had so much ammo for my Kimbos.
Very nice, bro.
Very nice.
It does run out of ammo quickly.
I thought I heard somebody.
That's right there.
Oh brother.
This guy sucks, bro!
Here's his long range. What gun is that that he's got? What is that? What is that?
The dual shotguns at that range ain't it ain't it
That's my personal review
It ain't it
I haven't seen that gun yet
But I don't I don't think it was that good. I just I was missing shots, too
I was shooting at the floor at his feet trying to make him dance like little monkey
Didn't work
Didn't work
But we try again
What do we got like three of them we got a aim for like a 20 kill chat
We're just getting warmed up we're just getting primed up here
Yeah, I want my revenge on Batman.
I think if I had my assault rifle out, the switch to the dual shotguns,
that was my impending doom.
See if I had my assault rifle out right after those Kimbos.
He wasn't going to wake up from that concussion that I was about to deliver.
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way, Jeff.
All right, let's go, let's go!
Sandy Strip did me pretty good.
They did me pretty good, but let's go to Sus Studios.
That sounds like a good time.
We got a ride diff- oh, should we do the objective though?
I'll do it on the next run
Eliminating players at Cartman land or a damn stuff studios is a hot spot. Huh? Look at all these people, bro
Look at all these people. We got a land on this roof right here to get this done
you
you
you
you
you
Heck, yeah, heck, yeah, I see Cartman Land is going to be popular.
We could also do five different rides.
Should we try the Ferris wheel first?
Oh, there's so many people.
There's too many people.
What's that over there?
Why is it shiny?
Should we get the shiny thing?
It's nothing.
It's just light fuse.
What does that do?
Holy smokes.
If I was standing in front of it...
Was it gonna blast me?
The akimbo's!
I feel like I should just go for the kills here.
What is this?
What the- why can't I write it bro?
Does this count as writing the right?
Oh wait.
two. We already have two out of five.
Oh yeah!
Oh hell no.
Ugh! From where? Oh he's too far away, bro.
He's too far away, bro. I don't like that
Come out and play bro. Come out and play
Thank you.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I'm not flying off the map oh heck yeah
yeah bro four out of five we're almost
done this challenge come on we can do
it just need one more check come on
Oh, we got a long way to travel too.
It's okay.
Luckily I saved up enough air miles for this one.
will make it happen.
Almost there.
Almost there.
And we're here, let's go!
Okay, so I think we gotta do the roller coaster next, right?
That might count as the last thing.
Where can we land safely?
I think it goes this way, right?
We could just land on the tracks, huh?
Right, puppy?
Let's go.
Bandages.
Let's see if we can pick up anything useful.
I guess we got some McKinbos.
I thought I saw something.
Oh yeah.
Jeezy buffs.
Is there really nobody here?
Hell no.
We'll go the other way, bro.
I need the blue drink, ASAP.
Oh, frickin' Adam.
I need one bullet for this guy, bro.
One bullet.
I almost had him.
what it is. Super sad. But fun! That's a lot of good time, bro. Claim it. We managed to
do what we needed to do, which was complete that mission at Cartman Land. Let's go.
Yeah, I forgot what track I put in the background. What's the name of this one? We also gotta
put some emotes on a freaking thing bruh
oh the fusion would be sick if i could do with somebody
um what else do we got hey i'll know
That's pretty cool.
I like this one, bro.
I like this one.
It's the one where he draws a heart.
What else do we got?
I saw somebody using that one this one's kind of fun
Hell yeah bro that one goes hard
No, but I don't want it to replace the other one
How do we uh switch the
What was that other one at
We have like two that are the same right
Which one was that other one I was like literally the same
DJ!
DJ!
Oh my goodness, bro, okay, uh
Uhhhhhh
I don't know
Oh!
Spicy, very spicy
Nah
I like this one, bro. It's been a while since I used that one, so now we got our emotes filled up and lined up. Let's go.
Oh yeah, Goku was slaying with the hot stuff emote.
He's zesting out. Zest Maxon. I don't know if Club Penguin has any music, but guess what? We are going to hop on some Club Penguin right now.
Okay, yes, my mommy has verified the email already, so we can just dive in.
How long has it been since, if any of you even know Club Penguin, I know it shut down
a while ago, so I don't know how many people are familiar with it, but it's a nostalgia
trip that I thought would be very nice to visit.
So let's ski into it, tube into it, oh no, not the dogs barking already.
They might be excited for some club penguin as well.
It's been a while since club penguin has been around, bro.
I hope I don't get malware viruses that works since I'm not usually one to play on sites
like this that are fan made, but I heard really good things about it and it was vetted.
So yeah, let me go stop this one from honking.
I'll be right back.
And we'll get it started.
Hey.
Shh.
Over there.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, over there, over there.
Hey, no.
Good grief, my lord.
I believe it's the neighbor's dog too.
Oh, we still gotta log in?
but my mommy already verified my email and we still have to log in come on look
away chat I need to input my secret credentials here remember me on this
computer helmet because I don't know what they're gonna do with that
information, bro.
Uh, do I remember the password?
I think I do.
Penguin not found?
Oh, you see, this is exactly what I'm talking about, by the way.
Of course, this is what they do, man.
They just stole my password.
I knew this was gonna happen.
Let me try again.
Uh, would it be one word?
It might be one word that's why I didn't think about that my bed
But the password worked how did it know the password worked they basically just told me that whatever password I input worked
So as long as I guess the correct penguin name
She's bro. I
Should be their security or whatnot. Oh
My god, it worked. Is there no sound they don't put any sound with Club Penguin. I was waiting for that
that that deep nostalgia hits it from clipping bro we got a cue how long is it 42 I want
to be in a I want to be on a server that's packed so let's see how long this takes let's
see how long from 42 to 41 that we can get to if it's too long if more than 30 seconds
This goes by and oh my god.
Now we're waiting.
Knowing that it went from 42 to 38 in less than a minute, we're waiting bro.
We are going to wait comfortably bro.
Yeah, already 38.
Now as long as it doesn't lag between like number two position for an hour, I think we're
Good
Restaurant tycoon what do you want about bro? This is club pain when this ain't no roblox
We name we any on the roblox grind today not today
It's gonna be more about club pain
Is there sound
No, it's just me and matzi I
I hope the pause is going to be jumping.
No, it's not a simulator.
But you know what, that's an understandable guess, though,
that it would be on Roblox.
I'm sure they have a version on Roblox.
I wouldn't doubt it.
But no, this is actually the official,
it's like a fan-made site.
Club Penguin Journey, I think it's one of the most popular,
one of the most trusted as well.
bro I used to be on this game I used to be on this game bro I'd be the master of the slopes
master crashing into people as a true Canadian would I'd be going down those slopes like it would
be my homeland. Oh, Canada. That's what I want to be doing. I want to be flipping that
dough right now. The pizza game. There's a coffee game. I don't know the others because
like I said, it's been a hot minute since I've played. So like I know that there's the pizza.
I thought that there was like a dessert one, two, if I'm not mistaken, like where you make
different desserts, unless that was part of the pizza one.
It's like, it was like a, like a dessert pizza, you know what I'm saying?
Where you put like treats on it.
Yeah, we're already 20 in the queue.
I do want to wait.
I want this queue to be popping, this, the server to be popping.
I think there were like five different servers.
We're going to go into the one that has the highest rated pinguinos, the highest volume
of pinguinos in one setting, I think is the most fun.
And if it's not, we blast it out of that server, okay?
Don't worry.
We'll blast that out of there.
Lickety split.
Now, I ain't about to slip on the ice, that'd be preposterous, utterly bananas if I ever
slipped on the ice, okay?
Now, I do have to remember what all the buttons do, and I definitely need to get myself a
puffle.
Reindeer puffles are slightly bigger than all the other puffles.
There's a reindeer puffle.
Ooh, exciting.
I want to see what that looks like.
Do they have a what's new, but I'm scared to click it
in case I get kicked out of the queue.
Yeah, that's what they want me to do, man.
Bruh, I'm committed.
I'm number eight in the queue, bruh.
I went from 42 to eight, so we're doing this.
And what, less than, damn, 10 minutes went by?
Good grief.
Bro, I thought it was like five minutes maximum.
Yeesh, how the time flies when you're staring down the queue of Club Penguin.
My goodness.
I think, uh, what should, what color, uh, Puffle should we go with Jack?
What color Puffle?
That's what I'm thinking of.
Hey, I better not be stuck on eight, man.
Eight people need to bounce already.
Hey, it's the middle of the afternoon. Come on. Come on. Oh, I'll be starting. I'll be starting snowball worse
1,000%
I'll make sure of it
Yeah, we're sitting on number eight pretty heavily right now
Did you know ribbit
Bro is that like an inside joke that I'm not privy to
I'm not privy to this inside joke
We got to number seven. I saw that. We're at number seven so far.
Now I'm really tempted to click what's new though.
Number six. Number six. We're so close. We're so close, chat. It's number six.
I don't even know what emotions I'm going to feel once it gets to number 5.
Did you know the infinite tower is waiting to be conquered?
Ooh, that's new.
Number 5, chat!
The infinite tower?
I don't think that was around when I was playing it.
That might be a new Q thing, new minigame, which I'm here for, man.
Frickin' Disney missed out on this one.
I don't know how they were losing money.
Like you have people, like this game is so simple and fun.
I don't know what they were paying their devs before, but if somebody could do this for
free, which they are, and make it work, well, Disney, like, wake up.
What the heck are you doing?
like the lowest level employee a million dollars or something how do you lose
money on this especially with all the the kids out there getting those Club
Penguin gift cards I know I was one of them number two Jesus we're number two
chat an orange puffle's favorite snack is a cookie that's some sort of like
like rice in them? Orange Puffle? Why they got to be orange? What the freak? We're number
two chat. We are behind the next person that is about to go into this into the most pop
in server there is right now, the Blizzard server. And we waited like plebs to get in
here at the club no reservations bro oh my god we're in oh hell yeah I was so
worried that there wasn't gonna be music hell yeah
let's just scream we always start with a good scream let me see how the volume is
It's pretty good! It's pretty good! For first try, it's pretty good.
I'll raise it up if I need to if it gets too quiet, but it's pretty good!
Oh my god, so what do we start with? I don't even remember how to move, bro.
I'm like jam-packed with all these other ones.
Oh shoot, that's typing. I thought it was like, A-W-S-D type movement.
So we gotta move like this.
Hey, what? Why does it say my name is P82719, bro?
It's supposed to be Blakey Blake.
What?
But my mommy verified my email address.
Oh, hell yeah.
The classic wave?
Hell yeah, bro. Just plop our booty down first.
Soak in the environment chat. Soak in the nostalgia.
Oh my god the sign twirler forgot about that one, bro. I forgot people could do that, bro. I
Just keep I just keep wanting to scream
All right, let's let's check out a mini game
Let's check out a mini game. Wait, what about the dancing?
Hell yeah
We get our dance on we get our groove on and oh my god about the person that can like just start drilling the ground for absolutely no reason
heck yeah okay okay no friends oh my god it's so real that is a giant cookie
sheesh where's the orange puffle to go with that one wait how do we get a
puffle where's the puffle store at let's go here right click in the wrong thing
how come my name isn't adjusted let's just start littering all over the place
chat let's just start wait can I make like a smiley face
oh it's gonna take too long it's go wait oh we're all like we're like halfway
there hold on oh it's not really a smiley face it's like an awkward smile it's
that no we're missing eyeballs here's what it is is this the manager wait
Hey, remember, we have 500 coins, Aqua, where's my party quest?
Holiday Jam.
When do I get upgraded to a name?
Is it like based on playtime?
Hey, this one's just chilling here.
Hold on, can we sit?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Not the big hay, not the all caps hay with too much excitement.
Now they're never gonna talk to me.
Okay one second, one second, nah he's busy reading his newspaper too.
That's my bad.
We might need a tour, I'm not gonna lie.
No, I don't want the Tess. Tell me the description of a random room.
Nah, let's leave it for now. Let's go out there. Let's go out there in the world and
explore.
Jeez, maybe somebody... I mean, we're all friends here.
How do I get puffle gang come on
Talk show up my igloo no, I don't trust that man. I don't trust that penguin in overalls, bro
Puffle G. Oh, he didn't get the reference
How do I get a puffle?
Start dancing so that they know I'm part of the crew here.
Pet shop in plaza.
Thank you.
What the freak?
It did not mean to throw a snowball, but let's throw a snowball in.
Heck yeah.
Yeah, let's get out of there. Scram. Scram!
Snowball in bounds. A new friend request.
Oh my god, we're making friends already? Sheesh.
Not so fast. Not so fast.
Oh my god, there's a special.
Where's the Puffles?
Can we get one right away? We gotta adopt one?
About Puffles, Puffle personalities.
Puffle fun.
Whoops!
Wait, I was actually...
I want to read that.
Hello?
Hello?
Next page, please.
Oh, it's over here.
800 coins?
Chat.
We only have 500 coins, though.
Yeah, I'm missing 300 coins, bro.
Well, let's look at the personalities and see which ones we want once we, uh, once we
actually get enough economy here.
Attitude, mild tempered, content, loyal, favorite toys, a ball, cool fact, easy to care for.
She's yeah, we blues are easy bro easy going
Red adventurous enthusiastic. Oh the red heads bro bowling pins cannon cannon
She's they crazy cool fact originally from rock hopper island. I
Don't know where that is favorite game catching waves. I like that
Who pink active and cheery?
Jump rope trampoline
Loves to exercise
Aqua grabber
I'm Aqua. I'm Aqua. The black one is silent type and strong skateboard sometimes very energetic sometimes
Green is very energetic playful unicycle propeller cap
Hey, the green ones the green ones a little goofy
yellows artistic spontaneous paintbrush easel
What's an easel? Very creative. Favorite game is DJ3K.
Purple is usually happy. A bubble wand, a disco ball, loves to dance. Damn, they're just a vibe, basically.
Just say they're a vibe. Call it a day. White is gentle and strong. They love to skate.
Can turn anything into ice with a breath. Ooh. Ooh.
The orange one, zany, curious, box wagon sleeps very deeply and it doesn't say it in the book but
it's their favorite thing is a cookie right? The brown one is super smart, inventive, breakers,
rockets, afraid of balloons. Man that sounds like horror.
Your puffle card shows what your puffle needs. How do we get all these things though? I don't know
I don't know if I'm ready to be a Puffle parent.
I only have 500 coins so I guess...
Where's this?
Exit?
What the freak?
Get over there.
What are we doing at the park?
The Puffle Park?
Let me ask the game here.
How do I get coins?
Hey, what's with that expression, bro?
with that expression bro. Pufflescape? Man I don't know what I want to know. I mean that's
smoothie bro. I want to know how do I get coins to get a puffle?
We're just going to be spamming this bro until they answer.
Car surfer?
What's going on here?
What's up the roundup?
Would you like to play Huffle Roundup?
Yes.
Oh my god.
This is going to be our first minigame?
Not the first minigame.
Would you like to play Huffle Roundup? Yes! Oh my god, this is gonna be our first minigame?
Not the honky-tonk soundtrack. Move your mouse around, hurting as many puzzles as you can
in... Ooh, I think I vaguely remember this. Wait, it's actually kind of hard check. Hold
Oh, no, no three escaped walk in
Brother brother slow and sturdy wins the race
Like we got coins though play more I need a perfect score. I need a perfect record
I need a perfect puffle record. Let's get them all centered up first
You have any of them escaping bro, I
Want to be a true ranch hand
That brown one is looking to escape, bro
Oh my god, here we it here it is here it is
Pink
get in there get in there hey this is second try perfect score let's go
whoo 84 coins my goodness we are working our way up to frickin earning our
puffle puffle launch yeah heck yeah what's this this one's got to be new I
I don't think I've ever seen this one.
Blue sky.
Jesus Christ.
Press to where we want to go.
To the other one, right?
And then maybe back up.
And then maybe there.
No, we don't want to go there.
What did that do?
So we need more.
We need more than that.
Oh my god, bro.
Try again.
We want to collect them all, right?
Sheesh.
Let's go back down to the right side.
Sheesh.
Hey, was that a combo?
Woo.
And then up.
That's gotta be all of them.
Let's go.
I don't get any coins for that though.
Come on now.
Come on now.
I don't get any coins for that.
Jesus.
No!
My puffle!
The fact that I can keep going is nice.
That's the wrong one.
That was the wrong launch channel.
God damn.
Alright hold on, lock in here.
The freak is happening.
Uh!
What do you mean?
Okay, I missed the last one bro. I missed the last one
Just take your time hey no oh we missed one I
Mean this is a kids game. We should be able to get like perfect score come on
I like what an inch an inch makes all the difference chat don't let them tell
you otherwise okay okay can't mess this up no no no oh how to react fast wait
Okay this might actually get hard though.
This might actually get hard chat.
Use arrows?
Shoot.
Okay.
Oh, we can drop- brother.
Brother.
How do we- Jesus.
Oh Jesus Jesus not that you turn back I miss a lot of coins down there bro
oh wait no I don't want to go there
Not yet, no, not yet.
Take me back.
Oh, that's the wrong one.
It's okay.
It's okay.
We still, we have coins.
We're missing coins.
We have a lot of coins.
Oh, that's the wrong way.
That's the wrong way, Jack.
How do we get to that one?
Oh, good grief.
How do we get to the one in the middle?
This way?
You go like that?
Let's go.
Oh, they're so close.
So close to getting that one broken.
Hold on.
Hold on now.
Hold on.
up your helmet how did I miss that last one I missed that nope nope we're going
back down chief we are going back down I'm still missing like a lot of coins
It's saying oh, we got it. Okay, we got that one in the corner, so
Which other ones are missing
Thank God we have a helmet on in case we drown
Nope. We're so close to perfection chat. This needs to happen. When you're this
close to perfection, there's nothing less. I think I want to go this way. Where's the
other coins at if um it's gotta be this way it's not where's the other coins at
okay let's end it you see any other coin chat I didn't see a single other coin
What
Now I had to end it there's so many other games I want to play
80 of 99
99 other coins
Where
Where are the as where are these other coins bro, how do we exit?
Where were those who
We got a lot of coins out of it. Oh my god, that's puffle currency right there. That's legitimate puffle currency
My god, I think I'm ready. I think I'm ready
To adopt my first puffle let's see let's see what colors do we want?
Do we want something to contrast us?
The aqua grabber kind of feels my speed look at the lasso that's so cute I think we might
go pink for DJ 3k is kind of insane but the artistic value I can I could vibe with so
So maybe pink, yellow, or the zesty orange, pink, yellow, orange, passed between those.
Orange one is really cute.
I like the orange one too, for some reason, because it's like one of my favorite flavors
in a lot of things.
Yeah, why not?
Let's get the orange head.
Let's get the orange head.
We'll have seven coins remaining.
How many puffles can we have?
Ooh, what do we name this?
What do we name this puffle?
Uh, uh, it is what it is, bro.
When you have a puffle, name it a poofle.
All right.
Where is he?
Where is they?
Where is they?
Oh, would they be in my igloo?
Let's ring our mail.
Thanks for adopting Pooful.
It needs a lot of attention.
Poofuls will return to the wild
when they are left alone for too long.
Where the freak is it?
Where are they?
Well...
It's not even around me, bro
Take that y'all didn't get chosen
Pick up. Oh my god
I feel like it'd be back in my home, right? Oh
There it is
Pooful
their favorite
Would you like to buy a cookie for five coins? I will spend my last coins
for the cookie that we know is a secret thing that they love. Look at that. Heck yeah. Enjoy it.
Enjoy it buddy. I'll be back. I gotta go out there and play some more minigames and earn some coins.
Oh, let's go to the stadium. What the freak? Nobody's here?
Oh my god. I'm in like an episode of heated rivalry right now. Come on. Woo! This is us practicing our
game right now. Jesus. Jesus. Hold up. Hold up. One more goal, please. Oh, Rufus, get
out of here I'm impressed what is that one I've never seen a club penguin look
that way
hi Rufus don't mind me Rufus I'm getting my game on not the double not the
double zinger who knew who knew friend requests that's too much social
interaction for me.
Let's go on the ski lift.
Oh my god, is this the sledding one?
Yes, the penguin run.
The penguin run.
Come on.
Come on.
showing right now come on Billy
hop on hop on Billy bro
come on Billy Billy's looking right at me too can I throw a snowball his face
come on Billy come on you know you want to you know you want to join you can't
do smiley face oh you can't do those special characters is it not like
friendly to do that bro how is the most poppin server and no one's doing a
sled race? Are you kidding me right now bro? They're probably all at the night club.
Hmm. Let's see what's popping at the plaza. The pizza!
Get it! Pizza mine? Get it!
You are really, hold on, enthusiasm, enthusiasm chat, really good at playing that piano.
And then we sit and watch can we do the asterix no asterix I was gonna do collapse
Wowzers
I'm impressed okay, where's the pizza game at game why they getting hosed down like this what the freaks happen in here
Excuse me sir. Why are you getting posed down like that?
Pizza oven! Oh my god, this is a minigame? Let's go.
Hey, this ain't the pizza game I remember. Replay order. What order?
What order you want the pizza?
What do I do pizza pizza? Oh, they want to oh, they want to ask for it
Who else wants a pizza?
Did somebody else want pizza I
Didn't see a chat who else wanted a pizza. Did I just grab another one?
somebody else no yeah he wants pizza he wants a pizza oh don't even blink
because you'll miss the orders he wants pizza he wants pizza he wants pizza
okay so we need three pizzas oh it's based on order okay I got this I got
this bro I got this bro that's such a cute hat by the way oh we're going back to blue again
so pink blue
it's getting harder it's getting harder
Don't say that while she's around chat be misunderstood
What do we say
And purple right
Yeah, this is all for the coins
Double purple she's calm down
Finish that slice.
Mm-hmm.
Damn, how far does it go?
Double purple.
Triple purple!
Purple, you need a leaf.
When can we cut off purple, man?
That's too much. That's too much pizza.
Doesn't make it easier though.
Woo!
Oh god, we're jumping right into it.
Let's see it.
Quadra purple.
Nope.
Blues getting back.
Blues getting some pizza back.
Uh, so triple purple.
And then one blue.
God damn.
How far can we go chat?
How good is your memory?
Triple purple, blue, back to yellow?
Okay.
They're trying to pull a sneaky one on us?
You trying to pull a sneaky one on us?
Triple purple?
I don't think I have to wait for him to finish this slice, but it makes me feel better to
do it.
Wait, I was about to do green.
It's yellow, right?
Round 11?
Oh, no
Triple purple blue yellow double yellow, okay
Okay, I think I got the order
We're not messing this one up. We've come too far
We just stay locked in was that three that's got to be three and then double yellow
There's too many pizzas.
Is this what they do?
Is this what they have to do?
They just go based off of memory?
Double yellow?
Triple yellow?
Okay.
Let me lock in.
Triple purple.
Triple yellow.
One, two, three.
It keeps going!
I'm scared chat, because I don't want to mess up.
Triple purple.
I really don't want to mess up.
Triple yellow.
And back to green.
Okay.
Okay.
Uhhh...
I can't wait for them to eat it. I'm gonna lose track.
One, two, three, and then green.
I can't wait for them to eat their slices anymore.
They're gonna make me mess up.
You scarf those slices down.
Triple purple, triple yellow,
And then back to purple bro purple take it easy, please
Please purple
Okay, I think we got the order down though
Like this one two three
blue triple yellow
green
back purple oh
My god 15 orders
This is too much pressure, bro
This is too much pressure bro triple yellow we went back to purple back to yellow
Man these two
These two right here, bro
One two three
One two three
Too much pizza 16 orders
Triple purple, triple yellow, green purple, back to yellow, oh my god it's Red's first
order we can't mess this up.
Red needs to get their slice.
I will insure 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3, and it was green, right?
Purple, back to yellow, and then red!
I almost slipped on that one.
That one got a little spicy, bro.
This is getting too spicy.
It's too much, it's too much jalapenos on these slices.
Triple yellow, green, purple, yellow, red,
who's double red, okay.
That should be a little easier, remember.
Double red, one, two, three.
Back to yellow, one, two, three.
One, two, shh!
18 orders! 18 orders!
There's no way we need a machine to do this for us.
Is the human brain capable of this?
Double red?
BACK TO PURPLE!
Purple?
Purple eating too much bro.
I'ma say it.
That's too much pizza bro.
purple purple eating too much bro I'm gonna say it that's too much beats a
bro alright let's see can we get this one chat back to blue one two three blue
yellow three times three slices green purple back to yellow double time
red and big old purple game that last one I don't know man I don't want to mess
up so bad but I also feel like it's gonna come to a point where I mess up it
has to because I'm not remembering 200 orders bro and we're only on 19 here
Double red, purple, pink and two slices. Okay. Pink gets two slices, pink back to
blue, right? Triple purple, back to blue, triple yellow, green, purple, yellow, yellow,
Double red purple pink. Oh my god. Oh my god. How far do we go?
Double red purple pink double pink
Pink!
Double pink.
One, two, three.
Oh, shh.
One, two, three.
Purple.
No!
Green.
Purple.
Yellow.
Double red.
Purple.
Double pink.
No, this is too much. This is too much, Chad.
Ugh, this is trying to embarrass me right now.
How are we supposed to remember past 21?
That's too much. No, I don't want to mess up.
Back to purple! Bro!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm already slipping on the early stages here.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
No, it's back to yellow, right?
And then double, and then purple.
Then double pink.
And purple.
Oh my god.
It's too much!
It's too much. This is too many orders, man.
This is too many orders. Please. Please.
What what? I don't want purple better. Not get another slice. Double, double pink, purple. Back to pink.
Oh no. Oh no.
Oh, blue triple purple.
Back to blue triple yellow.
Green purple yellow, double red.
Purple, double pink, purple, pink.
Woo hoo hoo, woo!
Oh my God, man.
no no no no no no no we gotta lock in for these for these later stages here
double pink purple pink purple oh this purple bro this purple penguin how do we
Cut them off. Oh shoot back to blue one two three back to blue one two three
Purple yellow double red purple double pink purple
Pink purple
Oh no, it was pink next, right?
It wasn't a double purple.
Was it a double?
No.
Was it a double pink?
No.
It has to be...
It ended on pink, didn't it?
Or did it go back to purple?
was the last one because I said purple is getting too much. It's too much pressure.
It's too much pressure, bro. The zigzagging between the pink and purple is too much.
Double red, purple, pink, double pink, purple. The first pink is double, and that's gonna
back to yellow. Oh my god, please be the last one. Please be the last one. Back to blue.
One, two, three. Back to blue. One, two, three. Yellow. Double red. Purple. Was it double
pink? Oh no. Oh no. Was it double pink right now or after? One, two, three, four, five.
If I do pink, purple, when was it double pink?
When was it double pink?
Pink, purple, pink, pink, no, it has to be double now.
Pink, wait, how many did I give?
Did I give, did I already give pink, purple,
Purple. Pink. Purple. Pink. Purple. Pink. Purple. Yellow. Woo!
This is too much. My stomach is hurting. The amount of anxiety building up for me not to
mess this up. Double red, purple, double pink right away, okay. Then they zigzag, goes
back to yellow, purple again bro! How? It's not making it easier that it keeps going back
them back to blue one two three back to blue one two three one two no wait I'm
still in it we have that many tries really I'm still in this wait how did I
I messed up double red
Then purple that's what I did
I missed yellow when did I miss yellow?
Blue triple purple
Blue
Triple yellow
Wait, what?
How am I out of slices?
Oh my god!
And then it's double?
No!
It was the green!
Locking chat, locking, locking, locking, locking.
It was the green!
Uh...
Nah, we're at 25.
We can get to 26.
Come on.
purple, double pink, purple, pink, purple, yellow, purple. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.
One, two, three. Blue. One, two, three. One. No! I missed purple. When do they get their
slice I thought it was green green purple oh oh it okay oh my god my armpits are so
20. Blue, green, pink, blue, one, two, three. I think this is our last try. This has to
your last try. Yellow, one, two, three. Green, purple, yellow, double red, yellow, yellow,
Or was it going back to purple?
One, two, one, one, one, yellow?
Oh my god, bro, we did it!
We did it!
I don't think I'll be able to do that again.
With one more try, there's no way.
There's no way we get to 27 on one more try.
Jesus!
Double pink, purple, pink, purple, yellow, purple, green.
I will get you your pizza, green.
I'm gonna do this.
We all collectively need to lock in for this one, bro,
for this to work.
Oh, wait, what was it?
Oh my God, bro.
One, two, three.
One two three green purple yellow one two
Purple one two
Hello purple green
It's gonna get too much chat this is too much it's breaking me
How
Is someone supposed to go infinity on this?
Purple, green, pink!
Okay. Lock it.
Lock in, lock in, lock in. 1, 2, 3.
Blue, 1, 2, 3.
Green, purple, yellow, 1, 2.
One two
Yellow it's yellow it's yellow purple green pink
Whoo
How I don't know how far I can go I
Never imagined I would have got 28 rounds on first try here, but it's happening chap
It's happening and we might do the whole stream with this round 100
Green pink double pink at the end double pink at the end
Okay, double pink at the end
one two three
one two three
One two
One, two.
Oh, Lord Jesus.
Yellow, right?
Yellow, back to purple, green, double pink.
Brother.
Brother.
It's too much.
This is too much.
I don't wanna mess up.
I'm gonna throw up.
I'm gonna draw up.
Double pink, purple, pink, purple, purple, green, double pink, back to green, really?
We're going back to green from that?
Three.
One, two, three.
you
you
you
you
you
You
Whoo
I don't know when this is gonna end. I didn't even think I could get to round 32.
This is like memorizing a deck of cards almost.
And it's annoying because I feel like I can at least get to 52.
Back to red? Okay. Now we're now we're spicing things up. Red is getting a second order in.
I like that. I like that. 1, 2, 3. Yeah, blue. 1, 2, 3. Yellow. 1, 2. 1, 2.
yellow oh no I don't like this yellow and then back to purple right back to purple
green double pink back to green and then went back to purple right green I was as
close but it's close to messing that one up because I forgot if it went straight
back to purple. Purple has been like my anchor in my brain to memorizing the
order so far. The double pink, yellow, green, double pink, green, purple, green, red,
back to purple bro I'm not surprised anymore literally not surprised anymore
purple eating up the shop one two three we only have one more try to this is
like wait two three
because I'm pretty sure it's over that meter is definitely going down back to
purple, right? One, two. And this is where green comes in. Back to, oh, was it back to
purple or was it pink? No, I think it went back, I think it went to pink. Whoo, the
double pink, back to green, purple. Then it went back to green here. Red. I thought
Red was a double though. Can't be. Because purple was the end of it. Oh my god! Oh my god!
I thought for a second Red had a double there. But he did him, bro.
He does have a double, but it was in the beginning.
Double pink, we know, we know, it went to yellow, yellow ended it right?
I feel like I don't need to see it over and over because if anything it just kind of messes
me up if I just stare at it.
So we go back to our original clients here, back to blue, 1, 2, 3, 1, 2, 3.
Oh my god, it went back to yellow, right?
1, 2, 1, 2.
Pretty sure it went back to green, purple, green, and then red, or was it purple?
Oh my freaking god.
Oh my god, it's either, it's either, no.
It had to go to red, purple, yellow.
Red, purple, yellow.
Sheesh.
I didn't know it was going to take this much out of me.
We're still in it.
We're still in it, bro.
We're going for the top here.
I don't know what the top score is on the server, but I'm trying.
Red, purple, yellow, and then blue, okay.
Buckle up.
Buckle up chat.
Here we go.
One, two, three.
Blue.
One, two, three.
Green.
Purple.
One, two.
One, two.
One, two. One, two.
Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
It has to be back to purple, right?
It has to be back to purple.
And then green.
Oh!
No, it has to be red red purple red purple yellow blue
Oh my god, brother
Brother still in it still in it I
I don't know man, I thought I was cooked at freaking level like 20, but we're still in it somehow at level 36
My goodness
Oh, no
I'm getting pizza fatigue over here
Yellow blue and it goes back to green. Okay
Okay, oh
Shoot. Yeah one two three
One two three. Oh shoot. Yeah
Yeah, yeah one two
purple right one two
Yellow oh
Purple yeah, and then and then green right and green
Back to green purple green red
Purple yellow
blue
Back to green. Oh
My god, I
Feel like because I've done the like the early one so much. It's like embedded in my brain
There's no way I can mess it up now. It's the middle part
That's a little squiffy and then the ending because it's so fresh. It's more fun to remember
So I don't really see myself messing up as long as the middle part continues to get like a
better
clarity for me. Green, purple, green, red, purple, blue. I mean yellow, blue, goes back
to green, and then back to yellow. It ends on yellow, okay. Tighten up your shoelaces
because it ain't over yet. One, two, three. One, two, three. How many coins am I gonna
get from this. Green, purple, yellow, one, two, purple, one, two, purple, yellow. Oh,
I'm gonna throw up. Back to purple. And went straight to green, right? One, two, green,
Purple, green, red, purple, yellow, blue, green, yellow.
Jesus.
No, I don't know.
I don't know, chat.
I think I'm going to get to 40 and call it because it's getting too much.
One, I'm worried I like will do this forever because like I said, the middle part becomes
becomes like more memorable for me, so I don't see myself messing up, and then the end-tail
is like fun for my brain to remember, so I don't see myself missing, now that I've done
this over and over, I don't see myself missing an order here, I don't see myself missing
a slice, blue, yellow, and then it ends on pink, then again, I could rush it by accident
And that's where I mess up.
One, two, three.
Yeah, blue.
One, two, three.
Back to yellow.
One, two.
One, two.
Yellow.
Oh!
Purple.
This is the middle part that always gets me.
Green.
One, two.
Green.
Purple.
Green.
Red.
Purple.
Yellow.
blue, green, yellow, and ended on pink, right?
Sheesh!
The fact that I was able to do this,
oh, you can't even see the, ooh, na, na!
I want you to see that I have like literally
one more chance at the, at the bar right there.
That meter will go to zero the moment I mess up once.
Cause I think it gave me like four tries
when I messed up the string of times there.
But I feel like this is it.
My goal is 40, so if I can get to 40 we're good.
And then I might have to throw.
Pink.
Double pink at the end. Spicy.
Very spicy.
One, two, three.
Blue.
One, two, three.
One, two.
one two yeah yeah yeah yeah back to yellow
green
whoo wait yeah yellow blue yellow double pink
Okay, we have to complete 40 for it to count though
So that I could say I actually did 40 because then otherwise I guess it would count as 39
God
It's getting tough, bro, I guess we can go to maybe 52 because that would be like a deck of cards
But I think deck of cards is definitely harder
Holy smokes.
Holy smokes.
Like I'm no longer clenching as much.
Because like I said, I think I found a rhythm with it.
Double pink and it ended on purple again.
I think I found a rhythm with it to just go forever.
Oh no!
As I say that.
Woo!
Hold on, let me lock in.
Let me lock in.
One, two, three.
One, two, three.
Hello?
One, two.
One, two.
Ah, ah, ah.
Did it go back to yellow?
It did, right?
Me!
Or what, no, it went back to yellow.
It went back to yellow.
Purple, green, double pink.
Oh, Shiza, was it purple, yellow, blue, green, yellow, double pink, purple.
Okay, we completed 40 rounds of this chat, 40 rounds officially.
Now, I don't know.
I got real, real close to messing up right in the middle there between the, between the
green and the purple.
I got real close, bro.
Yeah, 40 rounds completed, bro.
Oh, I don't know.
I definitely feel like I could do this forever, but I think the middle part keeps stretching
into this obscure area, this gray area of like, it's never like, oh it ends on green.
It ended on purple last time, ends on green now.
Okay.
One, two, three, blue.
One, two, three, green, purple.
Yellow.
Oh my god, here it is, here it is.
Yellow.
It goes to red, it goes to double red and then purple.
Oh no, oh no.
Double red and then purple, right?
Right?
Chat, double red and then purple?
Oh no, this is risky.
This is risky.
There's no way I went purple, red, purple.
I'm going, I'm going double red.
I'm gonna throw up if it's not double red right now.
And then double pink.
Jesus Christ.
And then I think it went to yellow next.
Purple.
Oh my god.
Green.
Green.
Purple.
Green.
Oh, oh, red.
Purple yellow blue green. Oh, no, it went back to yellow, right?
Yellow oh no, yeah
No
Wait, I'm still in it
They are giving me one more chance
They're giving me one more chance, bro, I don't know how I'm still alive
I guess if the I guess if the meter is completely gone, that's when they
That's when you have your true last chance. That is insane, bro
How did I mess up? Who got it next? Purple, yellow, blue, green, yellow, purple. It went
to pink, double pink first, and then purple, purple, green. Okay. Okay. I can't believe they
gave me another chance. 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 1, 2. Oh, pretty sure it went. Oh no.
This is the area.
Here, here, the green, right?
Green, one, two, green, purple.
They didn't go to red just yet.
Oh shoot, when did it go to red?
Oh shoot, oh shoot.
I think it went to red now, or did it bounce back?
Did I already do the bounce back between them?
Oh shoot, I'm gonna go red.
No!
Haha, it went to purple again.
Bro, we did pretty good.
Please tell me I get coins for that.
And like a lot of them.
I want all the coins, bro.
Goddamn, we went the distance in pizza game, chat.
The distance.
That was a lot of fun.
I did not expect to ever get to, what was it?
We finished on 42?
Jesus does that make me rich in Club Penguin? What does that even mean?
Almost 4k coins? Holy bunions! What a system! What a system! But to be fair I
did spend like an hour in that memory game.
Sheesh! That's crazy bro. This one's still getting hosed down. Hey hose me next bro.
After that I need to cool off god damn hold on god damn
Now I don't want to click on them
Get out of the way back up. Yeah the frickin way
Want to get a nice hose in here?
She
Bro that was crazy. I
Could buy some costumes now
Where do I go to buy costumes?
Probably at one of the shops right?
Whoo! Let's go!
God damn!
The stage!
Live action?
Can we go through any door?
Holy!
What the freak?
What do you do here?
What the?
What the?
What do we buy costumes?
I still have zero stamps though.
Oh costumes!
Literally right there.
Heck yeah.
Oh we can buy them straight off the penguins?
Hey, let's go.
What do we want to dress up as?
Ruby and the Ruby?
Damn this one damn with the shoes and everything spiffy
Spiffy wait, can you not buy it? Yeah, you can
Directors hat
That's it. That's all the costumes
Do they have any others? I don't know. I
Mean I got enough coins
I'm like rich rich and club penguin them. I saw other people. Yeah, like hide and scarf. Where do we get that?
Okay, buddy and then what
Where's the story leading to bro and then what damn
I feel like we need to buy something I don't know what though maybe some pearls
550 no way you're getting 550 out of me for that I might want the suit but I gotta see
See if there's anything else out there.
Is there...
If I go through this door next, okay, it's the same thing.
No, we need to find another store, man.
That's the plaza.
Maybe the...
Let's go to the town.
Sheesh, it's popping over here.
Sheesh.
Who are we throwing snowballs at?
This guy right here, bro.
The one with the cane is begging for a snowball to the face.
gift shop that's what I'm talking about dress up changing rooms where do we get
where do we have options the cash register no penguin style that like the
catalog oh heck yeah colors oh they got more colors create your hoodie oh my god
how cute okay give me one second I have to pee so bad I'll be right back I got
people
my goodness my brain is still scrambled from the pizza okay what do we got here
this scarf is really is really cute and the hat how much is that 500 coins bro
I'm rolling in coins so worth my brain providing me for almost 4,000 coins
Hell of worth bro, but yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I'm pizza fatigued after that one. I'm hella pizza
Okay, the hat is so cute, but wait, let's see what else they have.
Cause I feel like there might be like a special item that's worth like 5k coins and I gotta have it if that's the case.
Ooh, the shades are cool. How much are the shades? 150, easy money.
Do we want some hair? How much is the hair? 350? Easy, easy money.
money. No, I like the other hoodie better. This is really cute. The hair is really cute too.
What else we got? Sheesh. Okay. Oh, we're getting like real spiffy now with the white shoes. Okay.
Excuse me? For 750, we can be a snail.
Oh, don't tempt me. Don't tempt me.
me. That's a cute hair, dude. Very cute, very cute. Some jewelry. You got some jewelry?
Uh, some makeup, a little bit of blush. These are cute. Oh my god, my freaking, my poofal.
Hold on, chat.
Hold on.
We gotta go visit our poofal.
It's been like a frickin' hour.
I don't want them to run away.
We gotta get him a cookie or something.
Uh, what do we buy?
What do we buy?
Ah, I don't like those colors.
I like the style of the shoe, but I don't like the colors.
Okay, the hoodie, the hair.
Ah, but it feels basic.
Oh, this is really cute.
These items will not appear in the next month's catalog.
Oh, so it's exclusive?
Wait, I like these then.
Buy it.
I mean, let's just buy stuff, right?
Oh, this looks kind of cool.
Splatter shirt.
Not the Crocs being in the catalog.
Oh my goodness.
Is that it?
Hold on we got a watch bro
Bro for the dedication we we put in the pizza game like we need to we need to get all like spiffy over here
Helmet bro we can get a toboggan a
Red bobsled for 500 coins. How do we where do we use that is that for the game?
Bro, would we be going down the mountain heck yeah in our frickin bobsled?
That's so cool.
Oh, that's a cute sweater, too.
What else?
What else, bro?
Scarves?
Bro, there's a giant, there's a giant catalog.
Excuse me? A horse? Oh my god, it's the drill.
We could be drilling.
Penguins at work. New backgrounds. Oh wait, yeah, because we're like kind of basic, right?
We're kind of basic right now. That's pretty cool. Or do we want to look smart
with all the books in the background? Jesus! Flags for your play card? Heck yeah,
That's it? Okay, good. Hold on. Can we like restart the book? Because I think I want to go with, um...
I'll buy this too, why not? 500 coins though? That's more expensive than the other one.
500 bro what's with all this thank goodness we have we had our chunk of
change there who the watch is cool the snail costume bro how much do they want
for it 750 dude I don't know man I don't know if I have nothing else to buy I
I mean, why not, right?
This is kind of cool.
Well, whoops.
It's only 100.
I kind of want this stuff in my closet, so to speak.
And then we'll dress up and see what we want.
What we want to use.
Think?
Oh, what about the glasses?
Wasn't there another watch here?
There's another watch that I wanted.
There it is.
150.
Why not, bro?
Why not?
We out here to splurge.
This is a really cool, this is a cool one too.
350.
Done.
What are we left with?
The balloon.
Oh wait, we need the helmet to go with it though, right?
For the bobsled?
Heck yeah, bro.
We'd be styling.
All right, I think that's it.
Let me dress up real quick.
Heck yeah, bro.
So cute.
Heck yeah, bro.
Don't really like the chain.
Nah, remove it.
Okay.
It's cute.
All right, we'll stick with this hat.
And then I didn't buy the background.
I do want a background.
Here we go.
Maybe something like this, or this, or this.
One of these two.
The mountains is kind of cute.
How much is it?
60 coins?
Let's just buy both.
I think that's good for now let's see the snow forts are cute bro someone build a
snow fort with me please all right let's go check on our our frickin poofal oh
my god they're still there whoo level zero have another cookie you know you
want it. A, it got leveled up. What does that mean? What is that? So they're good. What's
this? Hygiene? Do they need a bath? Let's give them a bath. Have fun. I'm so proud of
my poofal bro. Yeah, they're real good. What's this? Chewing gum? Absolutely not. Should
Let's take him with us, bro. Let's take him with us. I don't know why I was leaving him in the house
Back to the ski village. Let's see if anybody winter sports
What can we buy at the winter sports shop?
Is this the same shop that we were in no it's different right?
Damn
Oh, you can start splurging on all the stuff here.
All the sports gear.
Bro, where are we putting a treadmill at?
In our igloo?
I forgot that we have to dress up our igloo too.
We need a decorate.
But none of those spoke to me.
Let's get out of here.
None of those spoke to me.
How do you get a crab?
What?
Come on gang, please.
Please.
Penguin run.
Please.
You need four people?
There's no way there's going to be four people there.
What about three people?
Come join.
Come join, gang.
Why is Billy still there?
Billy's been standing there all day, bro.
Come on.
Let's play Penguin Race. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Join. Join. No. Bro, really?
Buddy Hill? Hell nah. One person. Come on. Why are they just standing there, bro? This
was making a pancake up on the hill. We're going somewhere else. Let's go back to town.
Where's the coffee game at?
I remember there's a-
Jesus, this place is packing!
This is the coffee game!
I think.
Is this the coffee game?
Coffee and croissants?
Where's my-
I can't even see where my guy is, bro.
Where the heck is my guy at?
Am I like stuck?
Hello?
Where does it say hello?
Oh, I'm over there!
Where's the coffee game, then?
You found a pancake hat, would you like to pick it up?
Sure.
Oh, heck yeah, bro.
Free pancake hat, let's get it.
Smoothie smash?
Heck yeah.
What the heck is this?
It's trying normal.
Move the arrow keys. Now you tell me. What am I supposed to do? Oh, banana next.
Woo! Strawberry! Rape. Easy. Banana. Rape. Orange. Whatever that is. The peach. Banana.
Oh, I can't get that one. No
It's not here it's not here the ingredients not here. What is that a mango brother?
Orange pineapple peach
Let's go apple
Why did bro come in looking like that?
You saw you saw bro's face when he came in looking like that
hold on here we go banana grape orange strawberry banana where did he go was
there like a trap door under him she's where are these people going after they
get their drink bro the depths of club penguin no I need a grape I'm so sorry
Sorry sir, your grapes are coming up with my stinky feet smashing them all over the place.
We need to get a- we need to get an apple.
Banana?
Banana?
No, it's grape!
Orange?
This is how I want my smoothies to be made.
I need people smashing them with their feet, getting the juice in between their toes, and
and making sure every drop goes into the cup.
What do you mean?
Oh, wait, I could do this with the one second left?
Let's go.
I did pretty good, huh?
Only 181 coins for that, bro.
That should show you the effort of the pizza game
that I annihilated to get me like 4,000 coins.
Oh, Jesus.
Okay.
Snowball.
Snowball.
You get a snowball.
You get a snowball.
You get a snowball.
All right.
Where's like the coffee game though?
Do they not have that anymore?
Was it replaced by the smoothie smash?
Maybe let's go upstairs.
Here it is.
I don't even know how I clicked that.
Bean counters.
Lock in. What do I do? What do you need to try again? Wait, what do I click? Oh! Here,
we can get a few before I... never mind. I see, I see. This is only the first truck, too.
Whoo!
Nah, not today.
Not today, come on.
I did not get pizza fatigue to lose that bean counters, bro. What the?
Not my back breaking.
So real. Gotta pace yourself.
Gotta pace yourself, chap. Let's go.
We have one more life. This is just like the pizza game
Whoops my bad. What the? Oh?
Jesus
Jesus oh 18 coins is embarrassing
18 coins is straight up embarrassing hold on I need to try again. I don't know how I got there
Oh, here we go.
I lost like two lives by not knowing how to play.
But now we got this.
How many do I need to get?
How many bean bags?
I was about to ask.
How many? Oh god!
Now we had to let that one go bro.
We had to let that one go bro.
Sometimes...
Oh Jesus!
Let's go.
How many trucks are there?
A fish!
We don't catch the fish, right?
Let's go.
I think.
Should only be coffee related.
Eeya!
Bro, how am I supposed to avoid the fish and the freaking cinder block?
I want to see what happens if you caught the fish.
my bad chat. We're not locked in for that one. This is when... I need to get to that
least one more truck. Because like, if 18 coins was only for one truck, this is pickable.
We could do a lot better. We could do a lot better. Take a deep breath. Oh god! Oh god!
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
Breathe.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I'm trying not to break my back.
I got worried my back was going to get out there.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Hell no.
This driver is really trying to blow up my back, bro.
Throwing five sacks at me is insane.
A five-sack toss is just too much!
Oh god!
Mother trucker, bro.
Mother trucker.
God damn.
Why is he throwing flower pots at me?
The fish, I understand, because maybe you caught something on the way here, but flower pots, bro?
You clean out your bedroom?
Congratulations. Oh my god, there's one there's a limited amount click here to get paid
Now why does it say it like that though? I was expecting a malware virus immediately
400 42 coins is pretty it's pretty good though. Whoo
Nothing beats
Still, from my experience so far, nothing beats the pizza fatigue, man.
Hey, this one's spam-throwing the snowballs.
How'd they do that?
Oh, what?
How'd he do that?
What's up here?
I've been trying to get to those staircases this whole time.
Monkala. What is this?
Hello. Oh my god. Hello.
Play.
Let's go!
Play.
Let's go. I don't know how to play this. What do we do?
What do we do?
What
For return go again. Oh, I think I get it now I
Think I get it now
One two three four five right ah
But now I have too many here six
One two three four five six this guy's got six
One two three four five oh
It still goes in I didn't know that
Doesn't matter I think I'm I think I'm thinking about it too much
How's he got 32
Oh
I don't know how to get a free house bro. So good at this game
What?
How do you do a capture you get the equal number? Oh
I just got hustled
Seven let's put let's put them all into one
Spread them out now spread them out
Return let's go I
Got a capture how was my score 30 or no my score 12 to 36. Oh my bad by the way, here's the bigger screen
Oh, no. He's too good at this.
Here, let's start piling up our things.
What does capture mean?
You know he was just waiting for me at the bottom of those stairs,
the steps there
to find a lonely... Wait, the score bounced out.
How does that work?
But my score doesn't change?
What?
What?
What?
No.
Yeah, 25 to 33.
It was literally like 31 to 12.
And now I'm in the lead question mark.
Maybe he doesn't want to play either.
It was blind luck.
Maybe he doesn't want to play either
It was blind luck
How am I in the lead or do you not want to be in the lead?
Do we capture
One two three four five six seven maybe we're meant to like capture. How did I capture?
What
Did he win?
I'll say GG.
I don't know how that works, bro, but GG, GG.
So you don't want to have the highest score.
So I was in the lead then, all the way up until I wasn't?
I don't know.
I don't know how that works.
Let's hit up the club, bro.
I need to get my groove on after that.
all these mini games has put me in a vibe. Let's get it. Let's go. Oh, not the Pooful
getting it too with the Hulu-Hoo. That's what I'm talking about. Hold on, hold on, hold
on. Party up, party up, hold on. What other emails do we got? Hey, we on fire. Let's go.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, I thought it was actually gonna drill up.
I thought it was actually gonna drill up, bro.
How do you get that drill, emo?
Sheesh.
What?
How do you wheel in there?
What's over there?
What the?
Oh, not the, not a penguin just in a corner,
in the back of the club crying it out.
You okay?
You okay, bro?
Wanna talk about it?
I'm here for a chat if you need the chat, bro.
It's kinda sad seeing Penguin out here
sitting back of the club.
But maybe you need that alone time.
I'm gonna leave you to it.
I'm gonna leave you to it.
Ooh, I think I remember this.
What's over here?
Wait, can I use my sled?
Didn't I buy a sled?
Where's my bobsled at, bro?
Sheesh!
Bro, not me just waddling around
with this big chunky sled.
Puffle rescue, let's get it.
I vaguely remember this one.
Uh, play, play, play, let's do this one.
Yeah, that's me, bro, geared up, ready to save a puffle.
Let's go.
Easy.
Oh, shoot, I gotta use my arrows?
Don't worry.
I got you, bro.
Wait a second. No, I don't wait a second
Yes, I do
Let's go. Oh
We got to bring back
the twist
Where did I was like no you don't know you don't don't break my heart that way
Do you want to just like line up perfectly with the check mark let's go
Oh, there's levels to this. There's levels to this, bro.
Chat, we need to rescue all the poofles.
Can we move? Oh, we can do this. I didn't know that.
Oh, that's not good. Oh, that's not good. We need to get back here.
There we go. Come here. Oh, shoot, the sharks.
OK, good.
No, we have to wait.
He's eating up all the blocks, bro.
Ugh, we're not going to have enough time.
Come on.
Come on.
Why is this so slow?
Ooh.
Ooh, ooh.
Let's go.
Okay.
Okay, this looks trickier.
Oh, God.
How many lives do I have?
Five?
This looks a lot trickier.
I clicked the monkey, bro!
Not bad, not bad.
Okay.
Steady does it? Steady does it, Chad.
Oh, bro, my wrist is tightening up. With the intensity of this, my wrist is tightening up.
Let me give it a good shake.
Full screen reels? I did already. It is full screen.
Uh, okay.
Hello?
But now it doesn't work
Brother
Okay, there we go we got it back
There's two Puffles there's two we're the other ice block at
Let's go I can I can hold both at once right
I got two I got two fins let's go let's go easy what the oh so that's what the
zig-zags me the frickin ice breaks
Don't worry, Buffles.
What is this?
Oh, this is like dangerous.
This is dangerous.
Woo!
Outta here, bro.
Outta here.
Uh, I don't even know how I'm supposed to get to...
Oh, here we go.
Uh, I shoulda...
I shoulda done it there.
I shoulda done it there.
Hey, yeah, yeah, we're going the long way. Oh my god
Okay
Easy easy does it
There's another puffle oh my freaking Jesus
Where's the other puffle at I thought we were here
getting the one oh come on come on come on
oh damn I got five lives though I can do
this all day I do this rescue mission
all day
oh my god yeah it was too close it was
way too close. Where's the other- oh he must be up there huh? Bro my wrist is getting locked.
I can't move it bro. Oh there he is. Hold on hold on hold on let me get out of here.
It's only two puffles right? Let me get out of here. Oh my god.
Here we go here we go here we go. Here we go here we go. Woo! Miss me shark. Miss me with that
I'm going to try my, let's go left handed on this one.
Two, another two puffles.
Okay.
I see one.
Where's the other one at?
Is he this way?
gotta be this way I see him don't worry mr. bubble
I've got you holy just a prank bro it's just a prank don't worry I got you no
No Puffles getting deceased on my watch.
Woo!
Three Puffles, bro!
Where are they gonna go?
Where are these Puffles supposed to go?
I got two arms.
Where's the other one going, bro?
I guess we could wait.
You have to...
On my head!
It's got to go on my head, right?
That makes sense.
Ah, I frickin' knew it.
I frickin' called it, chap.
Ay, ay, ay.
I just had to go for it.
Woo!
I'm like, three!
I hate the sharp ones, because the ice takes so long to come back.
There we go.
Another three that we gotta rescue.
Ugh.
Where's the third?
Oh no!
Don't worry, Puffles.
I have many lives.
Five, to be exact.
God damn it.
Come on.
Come on.
Ooh!
Come on.
Come on.
Nooyoyoyoy.
Oh my god.
Nah.
I'm playing it too risky. That's my bad chat.
I'm playing it way too risky. I'm putting these
Puffle's lives at risk. Hello?
Mmm.
Oh!
Jesus Christ!
I had to go back to the right hand on that one.
I'm not risking Puffle's lives.
God damn.
What am I doing?
Bro, I think the pizza game gave me like a lobotomy.
How am I not getting to the...
Woo!
There's three!
Oh my god.
I don't like the log one either.
Whoo, there's three. Oh my god. I don't like the log one either
There's the other one out
God damn. Oh my god, I have no more lives. I can't screw this up. I
Can't screw this up chat
oh no don't worry there's like a safety net at the bottom of the ocean it's
totally fine chap who how many coins I get 264 not bad for my efforts not bad
at all for my efforts where is the winky face winky face I would say that was
pretty good for my efforts, bro. What's over here? Jesus Christ! What's everyone doing over here?
Bro, I'm like speechless. How do I, how do I get, how do I become part of the gang?
how do I do that is it this thing where only a hard hat or a shovel dance to
dig so we need a hard hat if you don't find any coins try digging in a new
spot oh wait what's up here
What is this?
What is that?
Does nothing?
Put on the helmet?
Where's the helmet?
Where's the helmet?
Ha ha ha.
Is he gonna give me one?
How do I get out of here?
Where oh you have to walk up to it. Oh
Bro how many coins do you you think they're getting good coins from this
Only the helmet so we got we got to take off everything can I leave my puzzle?
and then while we dance let's go let me see if I could find any coins I'm just
curious to see like how many you can mine at once
I want to get some coins, god damn it.
Let's see, let's see.
Did anything pop up in your screenshot?
Or like when you're done, that's when you move on?
How do I keep track of my progress here?
We're at 1936.
1936 chat.
Should I go to a new spot?
Let's go to a new spot.
I was wondering why there's so many people digging here,
bro, that's crazy.
They just sit here all day farming the coins?
Do you think so? What was I at? 1936?
Let's check the status update. Oh my god, we're getting coins.
I think we got like a hundred coins right there because I'm already at 2049
Jesus.
All right, let's see, where are we at now?
21.29?
I think that's good enough, chap.
I think that's good enough.
A hard, a hard day's work?
Why don't they say it?
Let's go.
Let's put my gear back on.
All right, back to the house, how do I set up my furniture?
Edit igloo and buy stuff?
Oh, I don't have anything.
Where do we go to shop for this stuff then?
Huh?
Igloo boundaries?
What is that?
so why you place items anywhere
i don't have any items
i don't even have a picture frame
well
stay
you good
all my goodness well we managed to explore a lot
the one thing let me see if i can get there
the one thing i really want to do was the
the box that which
Let me go back. It's a friend.
Hold on. Hi.
Do you want to play Bob's flood?
He went away. Oh my God.
Or is that the same person? Come on.
Which one? This one?
Oh, we need one more person.
They're not going to join here, here, here, here.
There's a there's a person. Wait. No.
It's okay. I forgot how to play.
Oh, oh God.
Oh, how did he get his speed boost?
Oh, the ice speed boost.
I forgot about that.
Oh, he messed up.
Oh, I messed up.
Wait, he's kind of good chat.
He's kind of good chat.
I need them to mess up once for me to catch up.
Ooh, how did he not mess that one up?
I need some ice.
Ooh, nice GG, GG 10 coins.
Join, join, join, join, join, join, yes, yes, three players, baby.
Oh my God, it's Torment.
We played Mahjong with them.
They were a frickin' king at it.
Of course the two of them gets the speed boost and I'm like left in the dust over here.
Hold on, hold on.
Nah, that's not fair.
I need one of them to mess up, bro.
I need one of them to mess up, c'mon.
Oh.
Oh.
Are they already at the finish line?
What the?
Hello?
Where'd they go?
Brother, who won? That looked like a tie. Can we one more time? With like more people?
One more. I want to rematch. Last one. Last one. I feel like where... is it random or
is it the same hill all the time? There we go. I just want to be... oh we got him!
One of them crashed and burned, one of them crashed and burned, I think it's different.
The ice setup and the logs are different each time.
How is he faster than me?
Or is this considered a tie?
Tie?
Gee, gee.
That was fun.
That was fun.
That was fun. Woo! We got my bobsled fix in.
My penguin experience, my club penguin experience is complete after that.
We're back home with our poofle.
You know what, let's get the plug! It's pretty nice, right?
Yeah, except it's no longer a skit to plug, it's a skit to a wall. Sheee!
Bank!
Alright, let's get into it, man.
I was really excited to play this game.
I was supposed to play this game for GeForce Now, but it wasn't compatible at the time.
So, we're going to play now.
We're going to play now.
Always ready?
I'm so glad.
So glad to hear that.
How was my Christmas?
My Christmas was really good.
It was surprisingly very nice.
Pick that alarm clock.
Dude!
Freaking 6am.
Damn, bro.
What was this? Tomarino!
Answer it.
Hey, that kinda sounds like a Canadian accent.
that's striking me as a quibic accent I'm just saying very sounds very frungly
yeah I like the job on the coast I also got a bit homesick or any other job
honestly say nothing in coal sheesh we can be sassy like that day I mean yeah
seriously who the heck is this guy who the heck is this guy no we'll treat it
We'll treat it like, yeah, I like the job of the ghost.
Like that job of the ghost?
Yeah, we'll throw a little banter in there.
Uh, bruh.
What happens? We'll see.
Oh, always the financing issues, bro.
It quickly became a new tourist attraction, you know, oh funny social media post
Of course the locals aren't thrilled about the whole situation. They would rather have a proper community
That's gotta be a dude from they there's gotta be a Canadian right there, bro. I
Recognize from glale like nobody's business
Then I guess it's dead end. I see so I need another job idea
The ugliest house agreed. I've seen this guy talking perhaps it's because of the stone. Oh Thomas
Let's keep talking mate.
I forgot an ultimate scene for Canadians.
I do.
I do.
My Christmas is always awful because of the family drama.
Do you want to spill a tea?
Put a dog in family drama?
I feel like my family is always such a rush when it's New Year's.
I feel like New Year's Vibes is totally opposite of Christmas Vibes, but then again, I'm like
away from my family, so it's kind of different for me.
I've always been like more on the independent side, so it's just every now and then it's
like, hello, Merry Christmas, and that's it.
It's hurting so much to talk, by the way.
Uh, so is there another house like a fix?
Tell me, Tom.
that needs some work done. I'll send you an email with the details. Check it out.
Good. Bye. Good. The emails tab. Your first job is waiting. To find it, press...
What is that button, bro? Heyo. What's that button? What the f- What the heck is that button?
Why is it saying a T and then an A? I'm gonna assume that's T?
No, so is it a burr, uh, what the heck was that button anybody recognize that button
Now everyone's just like go cook this go package this go to the mall and buy this get get overstimulating, huh?
And I'm right there with you the overstimulation. I
Get it. I get it
What the heck is this thing?
Put down hold. Why do we need to hold that? What's this pick up?
Snap grid, what does that mean? Precise placement? What does that mean?
Snap to grid
Interesting interesting interesting
So how do we see?
Ah, tab, that would, why wouldn't they show,
why wouldn't they show the TAB?
Why go TA?
What the heck?
Is that like some Canadian keyboard or something?
What the heck?
All right, so what do we do first?
Emails.
We got one new email.
So you wanna be a house flipper, eh?
Eh, I've been danced with so many little elves,
But right now it's totally a mess, you know, we're not emoji.
I need someone interested to help me clean it up.
I worked with a new interior design for the first time and last time.
Woo!
She over-decorated the house with the windows open to let it the fresh air enroll in our
emoji.
Which wouldn't be that bad if only a raccoon didn't decorate it as an invitation to put
it in.
The aftermath is in the pictures.
So if you're looking for a chance at the house, this one really needs it.
overall simple job easy money week moji welcome back to town time marino can we
take a look at the photos so this is what it was before or after for sale it
why that trash being knocked over huh oh good lord yeah you're not gonna sell
that it's the paw prints bro damn I don't think raccoons do all this you know
that had to be like some vendetta or something raccoons don't go this far they
don't get that wild they just try to steal your snacks bro ain't a way man in
a way that's happening what they do to the little guy little guy was framed you
know was just like the owner going back there ayo what is going on there bro
eating the pizza I want some pizza now what did you get for Christmas by the way
I got a few goodies a few goodies very nice things in terms of like
sentimental stuff. Here are a few things you should know before you start working. A yellow means
that they're quest nearby to see a detailed quest. Press the tab. Different quests require
different tools to open the tool menu. Use them. Okay, okay, okay. Do you know how to use your
tools? The ground for the book of Beezie the beaver on the cover. Open it by pressing E.
There's some of the tools. It's so funny. I'm starting to press Q to activate your flipper sense.
Oh! My flipper sense? What the?
It's not working
Bro this place is a pig sty
pigs
We got a quest I think
Where's the details trash stains, okay, how do we clean the trash man
How do we rotate ah
Excellent excellent, let's go like right
Let's go like, write that bro.
Throw the trash out man.
We can't go over there?
That's kind of weird.
Done.
Done.
Dude disgusting, we're not going to put on gloves or anything.
Uh, read it.
Collecting trash.
Collecting only trash in your range with the most durable trash bags known to man.
Man, choose the collecting trash tool, find some garbage, and press.
It's gone from the ground, but your job is far from over.
When the bag fills up, throw it in the bin hole to throw it further away.
Uh, then hit the target, pick up the trash bag, and press it.
Wait, what?
Tip, the trash goes in the outdoor trash bin.
God, I can't talk today.
Can't find one, press, tab, to buy it in the store.
Ooh, okay.
So we got it we got it this
Easy money
Easy money. Oh, that's right. We got like a collect trash. Let's go bro
Damn got blink blink blink. Oh, we are wearing gloves. Thank God man. Look at this stuff
disgusting, bro
Give me all that
Tissue paper Jesus Christ
disgusting what these animals do in here are we done they throw away the book
closed bag nice LeBron damn just like that bro cleaning tools we know we know
scrubber yeah oh dude look up pretty so far look at that oh dude look at her no
more number disgusting mess let's go let's go let's go let's do hands let's
pick this up can we just move it
Can we get it out of here? It shouldn't be in the middle of the fricking...
Can we go inside?
Put it down right there. We have more trash to clean up.
Wait, no, no, we can just move that, right? Hold on.
We can just move this. Oh, what the f-
We can't move it? It's destroyed?
We can't pick up the pot? Ah, there we go.
Where should this go?
We could do whatever we want. You know what I mean?
And I saw a plan like right here
Welcoming everybody. I think that yeah
Right there. Yeah, that looks good. That looks good. Damn. We got to clean that one up though
We got to clean that one up
Hold on hold on yeah, let's get out the scrubber. No, no, no, let's get out the trash first, bro
Done. Okay, this book is gonna go in the trash soon. If I can't move it. Any more trash? I'd hate to waste a trash bag, you know?
I would hate to waste a trash bag, bro.
Boo-yah!
Go-bee!
Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Dude looking pretty so far
Look at all that cleaning
This house is gonna be worth a fork I
Said it though
Anything else to clean here, I think we're good. It only it was only the footsteps, right? I think we're good
Think we're vibing rub it harder. I think I think we did a pretty good rubbing right there
I mean we're gonna go inside
What that is this flipper tool what that is this bro
What that is this bro sell I
Mean do we read whatever we needed to read here sell it then
Damn
Hopefully that wasn't a mistake. Oh, we could sell stuff for this thing. Damn. Okay. Well, let me get in the house, bro
Open open open. Oh
My god
What do we want this plant as a centerpiece on the table, maybe? Hmm
Can't put there could put it there, it's a little too close to the door maybe right here
But then it's gonna hit the chair. That doesn't make sense.
It was over here, apparently.
That feels like a decent spot for now.
I mean, I'll worry about it later, you know. I feel like we gotta clean up the place first.
And then I'll worry about it later. Is that a fish? It's the singing fish.
Where we put this little guy.
Rotate him up.
Damn!
Wait, why doesn't he go...
Oh, he's a floor kind of fish?
Okay, hold up.
Hold up!
Oh, he goes on the...
He goes here, he goes here.
Do one look at one way and the other one look at one another way?
I mean, that actually looks kinda cool, man.
Yeeeaaah!
Cause that's true to how, like, fish, you know, it's like random.
They're just swimming, it looks like they're swimming randomly.
Uh, what the heck is this?
Front cover, emergency number.
Pine Cove report, information booklet for tourists.
Oh, gay.
I think it's just random decor, right?
Sing for me, fishy?
It's a shame it doesn't work.
Okay, let's, let's scrub up this floor, man.
This little area is giving me the ick.
All this mud is giving me the ick right now on the floor.
disgusting clean it up we scrubbin we out here we scrubbin yeah how much guys
think we're gonna get for this house I'm thinking I think we could put up for
like a billion dollars is this never gonna get clean is that like super
stained was it in somebody's booty hole is that why it's all looking like that
Yeah, I think we can get it like a billion dollars for this man.
A gazillion?
I can vibe with that.
I'm downskis for that number.
We're gonna set it like really high.
Stupid, stupid price.
Listen, somebody's gonna want it for gazillion dollars.
They're gonna want it because they're gonna discover on the internet that their great,
great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather lived in this house
they want it. And they will pay the price. Two gazillions? We'll see, we'll see what
we could get for it, man. We'll see what price somebody was willing to pay. I'm just going
on a cleaning rampage right now, bro. We're cleaning it all up. I feel like this is the
must have an effective way to do this. Just get like the general areas cleaned up. Then
I'm going to start moving things. I don't want to have to move things and then, you know,
do the cleaning. Scrub, scrub, scrub. Get it all clean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
the door. Clean up these little paw prints that we know was set up. Somebody was in his
house. Put some like raccoon paw print stick into the mud and then just started framing
a little guy as they went to town on this place. Look at all that. What was that stain?
Is that P?
You can finish the job now?
Oh, hell no.
There's a star for you,
and that means your client is happy with your work.
You finish the job now and get paid,
but note that you would have one star out of three.
If you keep going, you'll get more stars,
make your client happier, and even more.
Yeah, bro, I was, ah, there's no way
I was gonna leave the frickin' place like this.
Well, look at all this, man.
We gotta put the TV back.
How do I get it up on the,
I think we got to use precise precision.
There's no way the TV goes there, bro.
It has to go on the...
There's no way it's on the floor, bro.
Come on.
Why isn't it giving me to like a...
Bro, your Tony doesn't go here?
In between the fish and...
Oh, oh, we almost got it.
Oh.
Perfect, bro. Perfect.
That fish is kind of low.
But hey, we would make it work. What the heck is this thing? Decor decor?
Nah, let's put it over here or something
It doesn't want to go over there doesn't want to go over here good lord maybe on this side
Yeah
Sure. Wow. Oh
Oh whoopsies, nah, I cancelled.
I'm just trying to get the...
This out of here, bro, I'm gonna sell it.
I think, I don't know.
Is there a place where people with their shoes...
Got like a shoe rack somewhere?
Let's put it over there for now.
This we just gotta sell.
We couldn't, we couldn't clean it, bro.
Let me see.
Oh, we could?
Oh yeah, but like, it's still all stained up and dukeyed up, you know?
Uh, I think we should sell it.
Sell.
Sell.
It's serving zero purpose.
We're selling it, bro.
What the heck is that?
Hold on.
Is that an important CIA documents?
What is this thing?
What the heck is this thing?
A book?
It looks like a binder to me.
Clipboard?
yeah I can't make out what this is good look sell it when in doubt we're just
selling it oh this is a trash
what the bruh whoops I wasn't supposed to hold we closed the bag when we hold
I know there's a lot more trash around here we got all this cleanup I'm aiming
for that two-star right now.
Yeah, we can throw that out.
What the heck is that?
What is that thing?
We can throw this out, we can throw this out.
Dad, we can pick up.
Oh, damn, we gotta clean all that too.
Okay, we're not done yet.
We're not done yet.
Oh, shoot, I missed a spot.
I didn't know there was gonna be spots left.
Uh-oh.
My trash bag is full.
God damn it.
That means I have to go outside.
I clean it up.
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Sounds like the majority of the trash.
Looks like, hey, dude, this place looks spruced up.
Gaby!
Bruh!
Gaby!
Bruh!
Hold on.
Gaby!
Excellent.
Excellent.
Gaby!
What?
We're gonna get this shot, man.
Look, all the way from downtown.
Hi-yup!
Bruh.
Hey!
Sheesh!
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Easy peasy.
Lakers is calling me?
What? Hello?
Is this the manager of the Lakers?
Who ya?
Brr.
Maybe not.
Maybe the Suns.
Maybe the Suns is calling me.
Brr.
It's calling me.
Bruh!
Okay, this bag, the science behind this bag is a little different because, you know, there's less stuff in it.
There we go.
Alright, alright. What the heck is this thing?
Oh, for, like, coffee and whatnot.
Blink!
It doesn't look right for some reason.
That's good, that's good.
clean the counters now from the pesky pest that was in here pesky animals we do
the thing we do the thing scrub the windows just in case just in case bro
look you see we missed spot I didn't think the game knew that I really don't
I don't even think the game knew that we're missing some spots over here.
Just in case, you know, just in case.
Okay.
Now what?
We gotta, we gotta clean this up.
Put this back.
Oh, I see you.
That looks good.
That looks good.
I mean, I don't like it actually.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Yeah.
Uniform.
Uniform.
Burry.
Yeah.
Alright, alright.
What the heck is this thing?
Candle.
Yeah, right there's good.
Let's move this one like over here.
I don't like it.
I'm not going to lie, I don't really like it.
But you know what, it'll do for now.
I don't like it.
I'm not going to lie, I don't really like it.
But you know what, it'll do for now.
I don't like it.
it'll do for now.
A little, what is this? Trash bin?
Oh, what if we put this up here?
Huh? What do we think? Yeah, maybe.
I mean, it shouldn't be on the floor.
Oh, it's supposed to be down there.
Okay, okay. Okay.
Okay, yeah, that kind of makes sense.
That kind of makes sense. Did Luna get anything for Christmas?
Uh, yeah, she got brand new toys.
Brand spanking new toys.
Oh my. I remember how I hated cleaning windows in House Flopper.
Why? Why did you hate it specifically?
She has a toy that's sort of like pastel rainbow colored.
Absolutely loves it. Absolutely loves it. What the heck is this thing?
What the heck is this? Is that the toilet?
noise all right I think the bathroom is good right like we did good with the
bathroom oh hell no
bro we got to squeeze you this up she almost forgot dude that would a look
bro we got the shine we got the shine and everything I think we're good right
Nothing else in here. Yeah, look at this bathroom. We good, we good. Should we go in here?
It shouldn't be a mess in here because the door was closed. Yeah, we don't got to touch this.
I mean, we could. Is there any stains or anything? No? Okay. Close the door.
What is that a bowl I guess it could be put on the table
I feel like this just needs to be orientated right
Bro, why is there a vape bro?
Who's somebody's gonna be sitting watching TV and there's gonna be a big old vase in front of their
face like a why can't see the TV hello let's see maybe maybe oh yeah yeah yeah
yeah yo this is gonna be so much better yeah let's move the ball like up here
instead I don't know why you have a lamp in the middle of the table bro the lamp
should be like somewhere over here maybe up that now I mean it could be on the
table I'm just saying like I don't want to block the view of the TV you know I
don't want to do that that was that just looks so goofy yeah now we're get
Bro, I'm about to sell this thing.
I think it's worthy of a sell.
What's that noise? Is that TV?
Or is it a raccoon back? I swore to God.
Maybe we should close the windows.
I think I just want to sell this lamp.
Here, well, we'll keep it there for now and we'll do this.
Yeah, it looks a little homie, right? It looks a little homie. Let's pick up this lamp. I did not forget
Looks good, right? It looks good. Looks good. Looks good
Anyone no cleaning? Oh shoot. Yeah, bro, squeegee it up
It's Raccoon. That's a little disgusting mess.
Nice. Dude, I love it when it shines. I love it when it shines. Okay, I think we're good.
Apparently not. Apparently there's more things clean.
Apparently. What, the sofa? Did I not get the sofa?
Stains? There's one stain? Oh my lord. Where's this one stain that I'm missing? In the living room? Hold on.
Yeah, in the living room there's one stain. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. What the heck is a stain at?
Where the heck is the stain at?
Where the heck is the stain at, bro?
Just tell me.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
God, it's gonna bug me so much.
There's one stain somewhere in this goddamn room.
How annoying.
Is it like under the...
Bro, how am I supposed to find the one stain?
Is it like all this?
Is there something dirty in here?
Is the TV dirty?
Come on.
bippoernesti aight
works. Yeah, that looks good. That looks good. There should be a designated spot at the front
of the door somewhere, like a little shoe rack thing. But you know what? That works,
that works really well.
Hey, the one stain. What the heck? What the heck? Wait, did I get it? I think I got it.
It was the sandal. Oh my God. Why does it count as a stain? Live, laugh, love. That looks
good it looked a little quicker so I think we fixed it nice a look at this
you're going yo look at this boom boom nevermind hold on hold on center the
table the center that doesn't look center that center the table let's get
right over to the sponge.
Why can't it go in the basket?
There you go, there you go.
I think we're good, I think we're good.
What the heck is this thing?
Is it supposed to be like that?
That looks kind of weird.
Let's do it this way now.
Uh, maybe over here.
I've never seen it vertical like that, where the buttons are vertical.
That's so weird.
I've never seen that before.
In a kitchen.
I say it like that kind of makes more the most sense, but can we like scooch it up a
And then they move this whole thing.
No, I kind of like, it's a vibe, it's a vibe.
I think that looks better.
Ancient man finds a stove.
I think that looks better.
Listen, this place was disgusting.
This place was a mess and we are easily gonna flip this for a billion dollars. Is that a stain up there?
No, that's just the wood right?
There's trash all over the place raccoons
We got it clean we should mobile on though, right?
Hey, oh nah, I guess the neighbors
Neighbors are kind of looking the same
Let's take a look at the the whole house make sure make sure
We need to get it primed and ready
How do we only have two and a half stars what am I missing?
What did I not clean everything looks to be in order I mean the fish is kind of out of place right?
Maybe this book what the heck is this thing?
Cleaning to get rid of stains aim at the yeah, we know
We're selling you
There's seven things in this room I could sell bro. I could sell everything. Oh
It is blocking the door a little bit. Hold on. We don't need to sell it though
Just do this
Move this like over here. So it's not blocking the freaking doorway
Right we can move it a little over
Yeah, that works it kind of feels awkward to me to just sell the things
From these people. Okay, the bins kind of look disorganized
Apparently there's stains in this room y'all see any stains. I don't see any stains apparently there's stains in this room
Where the stains that huh? Hey, oh this looks clean to me this looks super clean
Talking about oh, there's one stain somewhere again again with a one stain. How do we how do we fix the one stain, bro?
Rampant clap. What's up? What's up?
We're flipping houses
When we arrived at this house, it was a mess a raccoon apparently got in
Made a mess of the place. The owners couldn't sell it. I am here. I am the fixer
Oh wait this thing this thing's out of place. I am the fixer to get this thing
Shippity chopity ready. Oh, yeah
Let's move this back a little bit
No, yeah, there we go there we go there we go
Hey, oh, oh wait. Hold on. Oh
Ohhhh...
OHHHHHH!
That's where the shoes go!
That's death where the shoe goes...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put one there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what the game wants, doesn't it?
That's totally what the game wants, bro.
Okay, can we close it?
Yeah, close.
Close.
It won't close?!
What, because of the slippers?
You're kidding me.
Oh, it can move more.
Back.
Hey, that's organization right there. Apparently I could sell something. Why?
I mean, if you want me to sell this house, I can, okay? I can start selling stuff that
don't make sense here. Like these bins. Get rid of them. What? I can't get rid of them.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Just the bin.
That looks even, right?
It shouldn't be in the hallway though.
What about the cabinets?
Did I clean the cabinets?
Is that where the stain is?
What the heck is the stain it's talking about?
What's stain, huh?
What's stain?
Honestly, no stains, buddy.
I don't see no stains, buddy. This place looks clean clean
What where bro, what oh my god, no no no no no no no no no that's a glitch
Thousand bro. Okay. Yeah, thousand percent. That's a glitch
The only way you're seeing that is with like a blue light or something also. Why is it's foot iridescent like that too?
That doesn't make any sense
Let's see clean
Let's go. Okay, what about this room?
What do we got? Where's that frickin iridescent? Oh
We need to sell stuff what?
You want me to sell the fish you want me to sell all that I?
Mean I agree, but
Damn
Okay, if that's if that's the way this is going. I'm down skis. Yeah, sell the goddamn fish go go go go
Bro, it doesn't match. It doesn't match this living air. Look at look how clean it is now. Look at this
Now people can walk in and be like
I
Kind of like these two things. I think they look good. I think they look fine
I don't like the lamp here. It really doesn't make any sense to have a lamp
Just blocking the vision of the TV right in front
It would be nice if I could sit down so I could like get an idea
But I think I'm just gonna sell it.
I mean, we really don't even need the bowl, but apparently the bowl is sentimental or something because I can't sell it.
I can't even sell the magazine. So, sentimental things.
I think that looks good. I think that looks good, but the game wants me to sell more stuff.
It wants me to sell these two photos.
Why? I think those are things I could sell.
Here, we don't really need the fish aquarium look right now going on.
We don't need it. We don't need it. We don't need it. I I think I would get rid of this honestly. I'm being honest
It's not fitting the vibe. Hold on. I'm trying to back up here
The live laugh love sign
Upon entering here. I'm not really feeling it. I mean it doesn't it doesn't go. Oh, but I do have an idea here
What if we do this?
Hey, that's not that's not too bad, right?
That kind of makes sense live laugh love while you're watching TV
It's not as clean looking. If only the sign was like a little smaller. Get rid of it.
Bro. I don't know if I want to do it like that. We are not selling the fishes. I already sold them.
It had to be done. The live laugh flow sign. I think we got a part ways with it. It is what it is. Right?
I think, I think we gotta sell it.
It's just not, it's just not working for this house.
Let me see if there's anywhere else I could lea- Oh, what about above, hold on, above
the door.
So people can remind themselves to live, laugh, and love.
Look at that.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
We're onto something, we're onto something.
I mean, if I had to keep it, is what I'm saying.
If I had to keep it, I think I would leave it right there.
Although the colors kind of clash.
They look kind of goofy over the doorway.
I'm going to leave now.
Oh my god.
I got to grab my keys.
I'm going to grab my keys and then go to work.
Oh my god.
Thank god I'm reminding myself to live, laugh, and love.
So you oh we we could put the sign out here I guess I don't know the sign I
think I have to go yeah I don't know man I feel bad the owners probably love
that sign but you know what if we're gonna sell this house I'm just saying
you might have to go you're gonna get the three stars we sell it I kind of
I didn't. I'm on the cusp of three stars though. There's something else in here that is God awful that needs to be sold. I wonder what it is. It's probably one of these bosses. They probably want me to sell the boss.
all the Voss. Looks good, looks good. This place looks kind of good, man. I like it,
I like it. Dude, totally different from when we walked in here. It was, it was like, yeah,
I agreed. Unsellable. Now, look at this place. I want the three stars, though. I guess we have
to get rid of these two pieces of furniture. You guys don't like the Voss? The Vases? The
green one is kind of out of place, I guess. We can make it cleaner. I don't know, I feel
like it works, though. I feel like it works. You know what I could do? I could put the
pink one like up here in here oh it's like too big it's just too big
we can't we can't keep it huh
what about the table no that just looks goofy what about
nah it's just a big clunk of furniture man we could put on the floor but i think that thing
Blocking the hallway like this. There's just not enough space for it. Oh wait. Yeah
Yeah, you see it's just taking up a lot of space. I think we got to sell it
I think we got to get rid of it or hold on
Hold on
Hear me out
Let's sell this goofy piece furniture first. Oh
Bruh we're on the cusp cusp cusp
of one of the two? I probably get rid of this one. It wants me to get rid of both.
Still no? What else? What else do I gotta sell?
Huh? What doesn't it like in here?
My flipper house senses.
What are we talking? What are we talking? How am I not at three stars?
It's insane.
Maybe outside?
Hey, oh what?
Anything out here?
I don't get it.
Everything is done, bro.
This room is done. This room is done.
Yeah, what the three stars so badly.
Oh, there's something in here I have to sell.
They don't like the photos of the seashells.
Okay. Anything else?
That was it. Maybe something in the room.
The fish. It's gotta be the fish, bro.
It's gotta be, yeah, it's gotta be the fish, bro.
Yeah, 1,000% fish.
What else? And then this...
this dude okay yeah that poster is gotta go I agree we got three stars and we did
not need to get rid of those that thing about the board we don't need it though
sell it it'll look cleaner there's no other piece of fish furniture in here
we might as well sell it man I could have kept the vases then what a shame I
enjoyed I enjoyed that look of the vases next to the TV it looked good it
made it fill a little bit you know shame shame okay anyway you know we could do
Compensate because we don't need this many plants on here. God damn it
We don't we really don't look at ah
Nice that is nice
That's some yeah, I guess plants there nice. It's a little off-center. It's bugging me
Good enough good enough owners will be so happy shift enter to finish job are you sure
you want to finish job now you earn 2,101 absolutely job finish let's go gun can I flip the house
or what or was that like our little test run is that little testy tester little tasty tester
Oh, we have to work up the money in order to even buy a house.
I see, I see you.
I see you game, okay.
We get any more job offers?
We got any more emails?
Let's see.
Oh, we do.
What is this?
Hello again.
Thanks for your help last time.
Since you did it so well, I have another job for you.
He he he he.
Pretty stars.
I helped my friend buy her new home
and it seems she needs more help unpacking her stuff.
If you can read the message by yourself.
Bruh.
Tom, take care.
Hi Tom, I love the house so cozy.
Let's go.
I lived in my own place for so long
that I forgot how much work comes with moving houses.
Where does all my stuff come from?
To be honest, I wish I could hire someone
to do the unpacking for me.
Actually, it's not a bad idea.
Maybe you know someone?
Okay, let's do it, begin the job.
I'm ready.
I am ready.
I love the little loading symbol with the measuring tape.
Hey, is this like the neighbor?
Okay, so what are we doing? We're unpacking.
This is a cute little home.
Very pink.
It's like Barbie's home.
I like, I do like the color of the door with the,
with the paint with though.
That, that, that makes sense.
It's a good combination.
So what are we doing? What are we doing?
We need to clean something?
Really?
Oh yeah, look at these muddy footprints.
Jesus Christ.
Okay.
Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
Okay, okay. What is this?
Quests and flipper senses.
Lost on what to do near flipper sense? Yeah, we know.
We know. Guess what?
You're getting sold, buddy!
Uh...
We can leave that the same.
We can leave that the same.
We can carry this to the trash, right?
Where's the trash? This one?
Open.
Go be bar, huh?
Who?
So close so close hold on. Oh, yeah. Oh
Dude that was at the cusp that was like literally the brim. Oh, yeah
bro what happened bro now I'm like I turn into the Hulk man that last job got
my arms pumped I got juiced yeah oh dude that was so close it's so close
hold on hold on yeah hey you know what just gonna throw these away throw that
Let me see if I can get this one let me see I'm gonna go way back. I'm gonna go way back
boo, yeah
Wait that was actually so close that was too close
There it is there it is first try first Junyang
So Junyang was
here you are my unpacking person right yeah yes I am yes I am hold on let me
get you another angle well I talked to Juniang here Tom sent me help and a
cleaning person see you at your service so nice of you you're about to improve
my life so much I couldn't find time to do the girl I'm calling to apologize for
to a clean, organized house today.
No more living out of boxes.
Yay!
Thank you so much for everything.
Have a wonderful day.
For sure, for sure.
You too, have a wonderful day, buh-bye.
Okay, Jun Yang.
Next time though, throw your goddamn pizza out, okay?
Throw your goddamn pizza out, Jesus.
All right, we gotta unpack.
So this is our boxes.
These are our little boxes here.
So, let's see, where do we start, man?
I think we gotta, let's do the trash first.
Let's get rid of some of this trash.
Yeah, all this, all this.
Clear out some space here.
We're not gonna unpack into trash, you know what I mean?
I think we should leave the pizza there for good measures
so she can learn her lesson.
Oh bro, there's more!
Ah!
Junyang!
What the heck?
What the heck?
Bruh.
Go be!
Ooooooh!
Yes sir!
Yes, what there's...
Let's bring in our newspaper, let's be nice.
We're gonna be nice.
Yeah, that's like a big newspaper though.
Can I rotate it like...
I mean, it's on the floor. It's on the floor. It's on the floor, Jun-Ying.
Alright, we got more trash though. We got more trash. Let's get rid of the pizza.
What else? What else? What else? Man, there's a ton over here.
Get rid of that. Bro, look at all this pigsty. Bro, pigsty.
Trash, trash, perk points.
You gain enough experience to collect trash to get your first perk point.
Use it to have another perk tab.
What's a perk tab?
Perks for what?
Faster cleaning.
Ooh, do we want to get faster cleaning?
What is this?
Your trash bag can fit more trash.
Oh!
No, I would do the cleaning.
What is this?
The roller uses less paint.
Ooh!
Uh, heavy lifting.
You can carry more tiles, panels, and wallpaper sheets at once.
Ooh!
I like that.
I like that.
Big bang.
The hammer destroys more blocks.
uh... i'm gonna all i want to stock up my perks
how many do i have
all i can only use it
uh... there
it is in a game
i'm over here like strategizing stuff bro
i think it's a trash anyway
all right all right
uh... my spidey senses
in more trash we get on the trash
they were good
lock it up
do a little
Let's go, big brah!
Let's close the door just so I can see the entrance, you know?
This needs to be repositioned.
Does it even need to be at the doorway?
Oh, yeah, it's her stuff, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Here, let's get it like a nice...
Alex, yeah, it's on an angle, so, you know?
Uh, we should tidy up this...
Aren't I supposed to unpack it? Open. What do we got in the box? Can I? Oh, we can jump.
Can you kneel? Can you crouch? That's how you crouch. Okay. So what do we got here? Take
out item? What is it? What the heck is that thing? Like a painter's stuff? I guess so.
We're gonna put it on the table.
It's painter stuff, most likely.
Oh yeah, that definitely, that goes around here.
Hold on, can I move this chair?
It's like bugging me.
Let's get the chair out of the way.
Maybe get rid of these slippers.
Can we open this?
Hey!
Yes!
Oh my God, wait, that's actually
such cool contraption.
Can I put it in there?
Is it in there?
What happened to it?
Bro, it literally went into the abyss.
Oh my god, she is never going to find that slipper.
That slipper is gone from existence.
Never to be seen again.
Holy.
I feel bad about that.
I was just trying to put it in this thing.
I thought that was really cool.
Let's put the other one over here.
Oh, God, that doesn't make any sense.
Here, let's...
There you go. The cat took the other slipper. It's fine.
Oh, we got to put the paper over there.
Close this.
I guess, right?
Here, we'll neatly stack it.
My God.
Jun Yang is going to be thrilled when she sees this.
Look at that. Clean. Look at that.
Let's put this tool like up here, right?
Wouldn't that make more sense?
She has all her tools in one spot.
Her paper is like over here.
Organized. I'm going to put this one down here too.
Okay. Okay, Jun Yang.
Why can't I put it there?
There's our duck in the way.
Let's put the duck up here.
Wouldn't she want to see the duck?
Yeah.
Let's see right there.
Perfect.
All your papers are down here, okay?
Glue gun.
Let's put the glue gun.
We could leave it here, but let's like put it right there.
Hey, this is looking, this is looking spiffy so far.
Look, I don't like the slipper there.
The slipper is just, that's not,
that's not where a slipper should be.
Let's put the slipper over here.
Perfect.
The one slipper, because I don't know,
I have no idea where the other one is.
Let's put the other two here too.
Do do do.
Excellent, excellent.
I mean, I'll figure out what else to put there in the meantime, but I think that looks good.
Take out an item.
Ooh.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Ooh.
Man, that thing is big.
That thing is huge.
Got a pencil.
We can't put it like in a jar or something.
Man, that thing is big. That thing is huge.
Got a pencil.
We can't put it like in a jar or something. Organize it.
Hmm. Okay. If that's the case, I'd rather just have it like organized then.
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let's put that there.
Like that.
Like that.
What the heck is this thing?
An eraser?
I'll leave it there for now.
Maybe the brush over here?
No this doesn't look right.
This doesn't look right.
I can't just leave her tools out like that.
That doesn't make any sense.
The tool should be down here, right?
like the paintbrushes and the pencils over here.
There's a meme with a cat on the desk.
Let's take a look.
What does it say?
Hold on.
Let's see if we can read it.
I think I have to put the paintbrush here for now.
Looks good.
Looks good.
Looks good.
We're going to do that.
Well, I gotta do that.
It's all messy anyway.
This wasn't even in my job description, but you know, we're gonna be nice.
Let's put that bottle over there.
Straighten out these...
These tings.
Excellent.
Excellent!
Scissors...
I mean...
I don't know.
I don't know where she wants to put her fricking stuff, man.
Can we just put it in the toolbox?
Can we put it in the toolbox, bro?
Yes? No?
I don't think so.
I got a feeling it's not going to go in there.
It's going to get lost in the abyss.
I don't know where she wants to put her fricking stuff, man.
Can we just put it in the toolbox?
Can we put it in the toolbox, bro?
in there. It's gonna get lost in the abyss. Like the other slipper. Here, let's do...
God, it just doesn't look right. We're gonna, we're gonna put it down here.
Scissors are down there, Junying. What is this thing?
That makes sense.
Is that a f-
Nite? Does she need that?
Is that for like work or is that-
Does that go into the sink?
I think that goes into the sink.
Am I running out of time?
Eyo, I'm just trying to make this place perfect.
For Jun Yang.
Let's see what this says.
The cat meme should be like front and center.
Boo yeah.
Let's move- Whoa!
Let's move her pen.
I don't like it there.
It's giving me OCD problems.
Put the pen like right there.
Eh, yeah she's got her little tools there, she's got her paint there, whatever that is.
I guess we can move all this really.
I didn't think I was going to start moving the whole thing, but we should move this all over.
Like, Calculator should not be up here, right?
Let's put it down here.
Uh, let's put our paint stuff, like, over here.
Okay.
I don't know what to do with the jar.
I think down here.
That looks good.
That looks good.
Is it empty? Is it just trash?
Well, that thing is trash?
Apparently, there's one more trash item.
That's trash?
Okay.
And then what?
Unpack boxes.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hold on, hold on.
We're on a roll here.
We're doing good.
We're doing good.
Maybe let's just move this over here.
Yeah.
It's a little more organized, right?
Put that back there the mug the mug we got to put away
Let's just all this all this belongs into the sink right dude I feel like I'm
Bro this is a lot to clean up dude do you game?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just a pencil just a pencil
Can it squeeze somewhere? Perfect. Wow! Look at that desk! Woo!
How much time do we spend on that? Too long. Too long, bro.
Dude, we just organized her whole freaking desk for her.
Let's put this in the corner. Bro, that looks clean though, you know?
It looks organized. It looks clean.
nice nice what else we got in the box box is good box is done okay what's in
this box what do we got oh a block we put that there oh another one oh it's
got to make sense right it's got to make sense whoa whoa whoa that doesn't make
sense. There we go. So it's got to be boom, boom, boom, boom. That I think that looks
good. That looks fine. That looks fine. Put one over here. Yeah. Yeah, that looks good.
That looks good. Done so. What else we got? Oh, perfect. Let's put that right there. Perfect.
A book? Let's put the book with the book, right?
Straighten out these books.
No, that doesn't look right.
It doesn't look right, bro.
It does not look right, bro.
There we go.
It's got to be in unison.
Oofies.
Just like in real life, literally.
Dude, the time I spent on this desk alone.
Real life cleaning right here.
I feel it. I feel it.
We got another book. Perfect.
It should squeeze in.
It should squeeze in.
I'm okay with that.
Can we... I guess just bring it all together?
Nice.
Done.
My god.
Look at, oh, bro, look at, oh, yeah, we gotta put the chair back, hold on before we put the chair back, bro
This don't look right
There you go, why is this on a rug like that?
What's in that box over there, can we move this?
Let's move that here. Can we move this over there? No, dang
Is there a way to not get it on the road?
Let me put it over here.
That's blocking the window.
Uh...
I guess it was fine here.
I mean, I don't know where else to put it, right?
Wouldn't it make more sense right here?
Hold on, let's see.
It feels like right here.
I kind of want it in the corner, but I see...
I see we're working with limited space.
I think it's fine, I think it's fine right there.
What's in this box?
Can we like move it in there?
Can I put it in here?
Can I put it up here?
Oh dude, it would be perfect up here like this.
Come on. Come on, come on, come on.
You know you want to. You know you want to.
Really?
Bruh.
Uh, Junyang.
You need another shelf, Junyang.
You need another shelf.
You know what? I'm going to leave it where it was then.
It was good there.
It was good there.
Yeah.
It's good in that little corner.
That looks good.
That looks really good, dude.
Uh, I think our tools
are perfectly fine there.
I think our tools are perfectly fine there.
Let's get the chair out of the way.
Let's put it back where it belongs.
Bro!
Bro!
I did not get paid enough to do this for Junyang.
I'm just saying, but you're welcome, okay?
You're welcome.
Look at all that.
Let's move this.
I think it's, I just want it out of the way.
Same with this.
What the heck is in that box? Bro. Oh my god, for a second I thought it was something else.
Should we place those? That looks like stuff to place. You know what?
Junyang, I got you. Look at this. We're gonna place your little kabobbles.
We're placing them.
Yeah.
Okay, what's this, Reed?
Have a great day.
Yo, that's trash right there.
Burrah!
Unless the sentimental.
Here, let's...
Right here.
Oh, yeah, perfect.
That's cute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll put that, we'll put that there.
Um, can I sell this?
I can't sell this bin, but it's like useless.
Uh, I guess we...
Man, that looks messy though.
Here, I'll put it here for now.
Ooh, I got it.
I just had it.
Come on.
Oh yeah, for now.
I mean, it's like way more organized than it was, right?
So, oh shoot, we gotta get the mugs out of here.
Bro, I forgot, bro, look, we still have to do the kitchen.
Oh my Lantus, oh my Lantus, don't you love that?
You clean like one part of the house
and then you realize there's like a whole other section
that you just did not clean yet.
But raw, and I have to unpack
the freaking four more boxes from her.
But dude, look at this, okay, look, look, look, look, look.
You walk, look, look, look, look, look, look, look,
We're gonna close the door you walk in right you walk in. Oh, hello, Junior. Yeah, she don't pay attention to the left side here
But look she I love what you've done to the place. Oh my goodness
You have to recommend me your worker. Oh my god
Yeah
Yeah, perfect little corner now. We'll tackle this another day
So we're working these side jobs
We're gonna decide jobs clean up the places and all that good stuff, but very very soon
We are gonna be owning a house and then we got like that one right there. You see that one right there
We're gonna fix that up most likely a house like that. Let's see join me join us
Continue game
Hey, look they're graffitiing all over the trash bin. I think that's against the law, right?
All right, that's like a federal regulation, section 32, AB parentheses, Y.
All right, what's our next job?
Uh-oh.
Luna's getting antsy.
Luna's getting antsy and it's worrying me.
Blink.
Okay.
Uh, hold to pick up.
Put down.
I thought we had to read it.
What's our next job?
What's our next job?
No matter what happens remember that I love you. Oh, that is a pretty good message dude
Wait, who the heck did I write this?
Did I write this myself?
That's kind of ingenious
Yeah, I want to wake up to that sticky note every day
Wait, I thought this is where I do my my thing
It's not?
Do I just go down?
We'll look at the...spent some time on the computer?
Yeah?
Pinecobes suburbs.
So much to unpack.
Wait, what? Bro, I was supposed to...
I love the house so cozy I lived in my old place.
Uh, unpacking for me.
Yeah, we're supposed to do that.
Continue.
Whoa, it's weird that it spawned us back in our own house.
I was expecting to spawn. Yeah, literally right here. Okay, good
It means we continue our good Samaritan journey
With our neighbors over here
I'm packing their stuff
Look what we did bro. This was a mess. This was literally you would think that it was like some homeless people
Right over there at the corner just coming down here being like oh heck. Yeah, nobody's home. Let's go
Oh, type of shenanigans being pulled.
And now look at it.
Clean.
All right, let's get to these other boxes.
What's in the box?
A pan?
I think we should put that on the stove.
Neatly.
Ooh, that OCD is flaring right now.
Why does the handle have to like stick out like that?
do like this beautiful perfect oh my lantis we got pucks we got pans hold up
can we bro these boxes are so annoying can we move them Jesus Christ get out of
the way maybe out of the way maybe god damn I need access ah you see you see so
we're gonna put in the drawer for her I know that's where she wants it this is
That's how we get our three amazing stars.
Can we put the music up, God damn.
I barely hear it.
Okay, okay.
Spidey senses?
It's not working.
What's not working?
It's under construction.
Okay, there's got to be more pots and pans though, right?
Why isn't it working?
The last one.
The last one.
Come on.
You can fit.
You can fit.
Oh, you're kidding me right now.
We got to do some origami stuff.
Some origami stuff going on.
Wait.
Oh my.
Lanta.
It worked.
Whoa.
We don't want to do that.
Done.
Gone.
Into the abyss.
Into the abyss.
Pew.
Come on, one more box.
Ooh, what is this?
Vegetable cutter?
Can opener?
Where do we put the can opener?
Oh, right here.
No, like right here.
That's good, that's good.
I hear Luna moving.
Let's get an update on Luna, shall we?
Our man on the ground has eyes on Luna.
Bunk
Statue update
Bro, she hasn't moved look at that. She has not moved. She's in her her statue era right now
What is this microwave?
Right
Why don't we put the microwave in the oven? I think that'd be good, right?
In the oven
How do I crouch again? Oh yeah.
You can't put it in here? Bro that would be so funny, that would be such an epic prank.
Uh, what about, no?
Okay, okay.
I think I have to move these boxes, god damn it. Let's put it over here for now.
Uh, let me move these boxes. They're in the way.
I thought I only had like one more left. Turns out I have more.
But now, what?! Bro, how does it not fit? Okay, there we go. That's good. That's like a classic...
Ooh, what do we want? I don't know, man. That kind of looks sussy to me. I'll tell you why. You take out,
you take out a baked pie, freshly baked blueberry pie from the oven, right? You're trying to put it
the countertop and lo and behold there's a goddamn microwave in the way. Does that make sense?
I don't think that's going to make sense. We don't want a microwave in the way
when you're putting up something from the oven. Wait a second, that's the oven. What the heck is
this? Oh my god, it's a dishwasher. Wait, totally fine then. We're good. Totally fine. We'll leave,
We're, we're, yeah, we're gonna leave it there.
Uh, this could be put away, most likely.
Let's...
Ew.
Y'all let me know if Luna's gonna attack me.
Can I put it in here?
Why not?
Oh, it's close.
Hey, we did it.
These can just, ew, I'm not doing your dishes.
You can do your own dishes, goddammit.
Do your own dishes, come on.
Uh.
Where does it go when it's on the floor?
Why does it like zoom in like that?
Uh, damn it, I can't put her-
Oh, I know what to do!
I know what to do!
We're gonna put her in the dishwasher!
Yeah.
Can we like...
Hold on.
We can't like turn upside down though?
Rotate, cancel, open?
Ah!
Okay, okay, okay.
Put it in.
Mmmmmmmm.
How do we, we can't like flip it?
Is there another...
...shelving area?
God damn it.
I am not...
God damn it.
Ugh, this plate is giving me anxiety.
Let's put this over here.
Make some room for the plate.
What?!
How does that not work?
How does that not work?
How does that not play fit there?
Ew.
Wha-
Close it all, close it all, close it all.
We're- we're- we're gonna move on to the next item.
Oh, we're done with the box!
So now...
We just have two more boxes left, y'all.
Hey, it's another cup.
Let's put the cup over here.
I just realized this isn't my own house, so you know what?
We're gonna get lazy with it. God damn. Put the cup over here.
We're getting lazy with it. We're taking her stuff.
We're unpacking. We're doing exactly what she wanted.
She didn't tell me to interior design her whole home. So we're not gonna do that.
That's, that wasn't in the job description. Okay.
We're gonna unpack. Gonna be nice neighbors. And that's about it.
We ain't cleaning their dishes right now. We ain't on that neighborly level. Let me put it that way.
Maybe one day, maybe one day we will be, straightening it out, we can straighten it out, you know what I mean, I was gonna leave it, I was gonna leave it like a little, little angled but then I was like, you know what, I'll be nice, straighten it out.
Here, cookbook, perfect, right on the stove, so catch on fire, how about that?
Now, we'll leave it like right here, I mean that's, that's like a typical spot, somebody wants to read that, I think we're done.
How am I only a one-star man? It's this plate, isn't it?
It's literally this plate. It's gotta be this plate for it to be one-star. Wow
Wow
You know what bro
You know what how on earth am I supposed to organize this goddamn place?
If the dishwasher won't even here like I'm trying right? It doesn't work. It doesn't fit
It doesn't want to go in the dishwasher so so why
How come I can't use Q
How come I can't use Q is it a different button tap
Where's my my spidey sense yeah, it says right there Q
Literally the Christmas tree below me is blocking it, but yeah
Maybe bugged. Oh, I don't want to restart the game. I really need that
that kind of like
Help on getting the stars man. This is how we're gonna be able to get our own home
We get those juicy stars. I mean, what else maybe some cleaning
There we go
Nothing to sell. We're not going to sell our property. Oh, that's right. You can only use it. Okay. What about trash any trash?
You good, Luna
But baby has calmed down. Okay, what about cleaning?
We good with the cleaning
Hey, I did a good job.
I did a pretty good job cleaning. What about trash?
Anything else that's trash? I feel like we took care of this corner pretty well.
Now we're good. We're good. We're good. What else do I have to sell anything?
Trash unpack.
61 out of 61.
Bro, why am I only a one-star then?
That I take too long am I not gonna get a tip because I was taking forever. Oh wait, we can put these away
I just can't put anything in the sink though. It like won't I mean, I guess we could do that
Wait, is that a bowl I
Guess we can pile it up here
Can we do that and pile it up?
I can't put any of them in the dishwasher for some reason
Cancel, put down, open.
I mean, kind of annoyed with that because I don't know what it would want me to do.
I'll put it closer to the same.
How about that?
And I'll rotate your chair for you.
How about that?
Two stars?
Not even?
I literally don't like, I don't know what to do with all these dishes.
That should move.
Let's put this up up here.
Yeah. All right. Look, dude, she, she, she basically contacted me for one job,
one job only. And that was to unpack her place and,
you know,
that was literally it a little bit of cleaning which I did I scrubbed the
floors bro I don't know if y'all remember this place when I first got here
there was like trash out here there was like food all over the place boxes all
over the place she didn't even pack nothing nothing nothing now clean it is
very annoying that you can't stack plates
Eh!
Good enough for me.
Okay.
I'm moving on.
I'm done.
I'm done.
What else can I do?
Unless there's trash outside.
I didn't even think of that.
Am I supposed to do some gardening?
Maybe we close this.
I mean, it looks fine over here.
You have to move it.
I guess we could move it.
That looks good.
That looks good.
Okay.
Job well done.
Enjoy your new home.
Enjoy your home that I cleaned up.
It do be glossy.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's it.
That's it.
Looks like there's nothing to do in this room.
Try somewhere else.
Oh, but you know what I didn't do?
I didn't go into the rooms bro. Oh my god. There's like
50 oh look at that. There's like broaches in there. Jesus Christ
This is literally how the Ninja Turtles were created in the sewers of
disgustingness
Hey, what the f...
For sale
Hey, that's some tea
Turn on oh
Straighten this up
What is a pool ball doing randomly
Just shoved in a drawer bro showed in a drawer went in doubt just shoving in a drawer. You know what I can do. Oh my god wait. Oh
My goodness, can we do this? No
Yes! We are putting the planks away, goddammit. Yes. Yes. Oh my god, yes. We are putting this
away. I'm sick of seeing it on the counters. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Is it the max?
Is it the max I could do? It's okay. Next drawer. Done. Let's go. This whole shebang,
We're shoving it in a drawer
Come on. We need the bigger drawer. We need the bigger drawer this one. Yeah
shoving it in a drawer
She's gonna be like why are all my mugs
in a drawer
Are my dishes in a drawer?
We're putting in
Not my problem. Not my problem dirty dishes going in a drawer. I cannot put them in the sink for some reason
There's some ungodly known reason whoops
Done what heck is this it's going in a drawer
Going in a drawer
Going in a drawer
Sponge can be here, but like meat, you know
Beautiful. Wanted a drawer. Wait, isn't this her art supply? Let's put this over here.
Yeah, next to the other one. Excuse me chair. I don't want to ruin the feng shui though.
This is beautiful. Close the drawer. Gone. Done. That's how you clean. That's a little cleaning
hack for you guys easy easy now look at this countertop now look at it look at
look at that now you go into the kitchen you're like damn damn spicy clean oh we
have so much trash to get rid of I didn't realize there's gonna be more of
house that I had to clean.
Golly! Oh, my God, it worked.
It actually worked.
Let's do it again.
Yeah!
Oh, my God.
I should have been playing basketball.
The first sale sign. Is she, is she going to be?
Oh, my God, this would actually be an epic prank, though. Come on.
This would be so funny.
She comes home and she's like, wait, why is there a for sale sign out in front lawn?
It's going to be a big epic prank. It's okay.
What the heck are these things?
Just random pieces of wood that I can't move.
Can't move it.
What's in here?
Thought it was going to be like a dead body or something.
Okay. Okay. I mean, that's not bad.
We have like what, two more boxes or something?
Open them up.
No, no, no, no, no, let's grab the whole thing.
Looks perfect right there.
Again, this isn't our house.
So at the end of the day, we're not going to be
perfectionists for this person right here.
We got to we got a job to do a rubber ducky.
Oh my God.
Rain the corner is good.
You know what?
You know what?
Oh, yeah, perfect.
Beautiful.
She will definitely appreciate that.
Beautiful. All her makeup stuff, I'm gonna lay it out for her so she can find it later.
And she can decide what she wants to do with that.
Going in a drawer. Going in a drawer. Going in a drawer.
You can finish the job now. Ooh, let's go. One, bro, how come I haven't gone up a star
yet. That's kind of crazy. Close the door. More toilet paper. Maybe her makeup doesn't
go there. Maybe possibly next to the toilet paper. Can't you just like stack it? Open
another drop. Beautiful. You know what? Thought I missed that one, didn't you? You thought
I was gonna miss that one, didn't you? Perfume isn't the same as toilet paper? Absolutely.
These, we can stack beautifully. Whoa, the whole thing. Beautifully, just like this. Just
like this. She's gonna feel like she's shopping at Sephora. That's the aesthetic we're going
for. That's the thought, oh my god, but you know what? Honestly, it doesn't make that
much sense. So we're gonna do this instead. Plambi. Put it where I see the other things
that look exactly like it. That's what we're doing.
Beautiful. Beautiful.
Perfect. I don't like that it's angled like this, but you know,
it's kind of weird, right? Nobody has their thing like that. It's kind of weird. Why don't we move this?
Like, over here.
Rotate this.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Can we put this in the thing?
It's definitely supposed to be in there, right?
Precise placement.
What does that mean?
I've like seen no difference between the two, so.
Oh well.
We'll leave it there for now.
anything else looking spiffy it's look my god details details man it's looking
spiffy yeah oh the other one goes there got you I got you I got you don't
Don't worry, I got you.
Any trash in here?
Big gun.
We're good.
Room is done.
Next room.
Last room.
I noticed that we could finish the job now, even though she has two boxes left, for some unknown reason.
two boxes left apparently I could be done with it but we're going for at least
two stars
what is this what is that oh that decor it's fancy schmancy decor
Perfect.
Done.
Holy Christ!
Take up the trash bag!
I forgot this is the Roach Room!
This was the frickin' Roach Room, bro.
Jesus.
Disgusting.
Bro, who just leaves like pizza boxes and eating pizza boxes and everything all over
the floor?
Hey, we completed our two stars with that, though, that's not bad.
He doesn't see my messages.
Sorry, I just got lost in the sauce with the whole cleaning and all that.
you say I'm gonna kill blue if you will continue to ignore chat my bad damn what
happened what happened on the edge of going insane just read the chat I'm
gonna cry go into another room you're talking about when I was trying to get
the the two stars
Hey, I figured it out on my own.
I did it.
I did it.
All right.
Close the bag.
Lebron.
Done.
Done.
Do we have any cleaning to do?
Is it dirty in here?
I don't think so.
No, we're good.
We're good.
Open the box.
Open the box.
Two more boxes.
Almost done.
Candles.
Beautiful.
A clock.
Done.
Picture frame.
Ooh.
And...
Okay, when you walk into this room, you kind of want to see it over here, no?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It kind of makes sense.
You know what I'm saying?
You're going to be like, okay, coming back from a long day of the, you know, doing laundry
and then.
Oh.
Mm.
Ooh.
You know what though?
I think against this wall it makes more sense.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Whoa.
Hell no.
I think it was good over here.
Aligned with the window and everything.
Done.
two. I wanted one over here. I really did. Done. Why is it a black frame though? Why
doesn't it match? That's so stupid. I have an idea. This. Hear me out? See if they're
side by side, it could be considered art, right? Because it's like variations of colors.
This is me, if you even care, right?
That's going on.
Looking at it before you go to sleep, maybe on the other wall.
Why would you want to do that?
Wouldn't that just keep you up?
Bro, look at that.
That looks spiffy.
That's looking kind of spiffy, bro.
Oh no!
And then of course the one that matches.
I'm done.
Hold on, we got this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Booyah!
Yeah.
Yeah, that's how you know that what that was literally meant for that, bro. Yeah, we just need to align it
It's not really aligned and we got this
Probably like that
One hold on let's let's do the let's do the middle one first I guess right little one first
Huh? Yeah, okay, okay. That's not bad. And then we got our books. I think that's a book.
Why can't it go there? Oh yeah. We're just stomping all over our bed with our freaking
boots. Let's leave some mud behind. Yeah.
Stomp all over it.
Beautiful. Beautiful. Oh my God, we're almost at the three stars. That's insane.
It's probably just reorganizing the luggage, right? Like put this back in the closet.
Perfect. And this one, right?
Nobody wants to see this around?
Oh my god, we are such good neighbors.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Can we just stack it?
Thank god.
Close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close, close,
close, close, close, close.
Oh my, bro, do you remember?
It was like as if it was two minutes ago.
The roaches that were scattered in this room.
Now look at this.
Now look at this room.
Beautiful.
Oh my god.
Why am I not at three stars though?
What am I missing?
Huh?
I forgot to clean something?
What did I forget to clean?
This can't be happening.
It doesn't close all the way.
Her problem not mine.
Why doesn't it?
Why am I not at three stars?
What am I missing?
Is it the paintings?
Is it the picture frames?
You missed one room somewhere?
know. I did all the rooms. Maybe I have to sell something. Is there something to sell?
What am I missing? Trash, unpack boxes. So we go into the room and we find out what we
did right? Two out of two unboxers. Okay. Something in here. Looks like nothing to
do in this room. Trash! Oh, we got three stars. Easy. Easy. It's cool to the
doors. It's kind of rude. Actually, no. What house has all the doors closed like
this right? That doesn't make any sense. There you go. Now it's like open. It's welcoming.
Oh my god. Do you remember? Oh my god. Do you remember when I was like a pigsty in here?
When it was freaking like a hideout for, uh, I don't know, some terrorist or something?
It's crazy. Lebron! Nice. Shift-Enter to finish job. Let's go. Are you sure when I finish
You will earn. Oh, that is some bank bro. We would have been at like 300 if we didn't get the three stars a
Job well done a job well done pookies. Let's get it
You don't get points for organizing stuff
It's just why not though, you know, why not? We're already there. We might as well be like
neighborly
Okay, we've got two new emails. I have a new quest for you. My my ex roommates mess broke me
Sounds like some tea
Hi, my roommate moved out recently. My brother will be living here in his place
But the state of the bedroom, I can't let him move in while it looks like that. So could you clean it up?
I don't even know where to start. Good luck, Steven Jablonsky
Damn
Can you clean it up? How much how much is it worth to you? Have a clean, huh?
Welcome, newcomer!
During the years of miserable solitude, I paid little attention to the state of chambers.
This is going to change since a brave soul has recently joined me in all my adventures.
In short, some ancient dirt and piles of trash await a truly fearless person to clear them
out.
Please arrive as fast as you can and help us transform the Forgotten Dungeon under our
living quarters, making it a worthy of my new companion's presence.
You will be handsomely rewarded for your trouble.
Just wait for us to return from a convention in which our party is participating right
now, handsomely, handsomely rewarded.
May luck be on your side, Robert Pattinson, right, right, Robert Pattinson?
Oh my God.
We can't deny a vampire, can we?
can't do it and then there's um and the fact that this dude speaks old English
basically you know what I mean bro was speaking some old English you know he's
got coin if he's gonna be old English bro seen it all bro saw the the
declaration being signed he saw Abraham Lincoln make that speech okay let's see
Good as is it's not a complete disgusting mess on the outside like the last place
Everything looks in order outside. Let's take a look at the inside
I think he said down below right this can be straight up
Beautiful we don't need a sandal there
Hello?
Why?
Why are the sandals like this? Why is the green one?
I have an idea. Put that one there. Put this one here.
Why is- why is it crooked?
What why is it off color oh my god wait what is that and spinner what kind of
anime is that bro I saw dinosaurs roaming around bro was the dinosaur
tamer all right let's get started Jesus Christ it's one of these places huh it's
one of these places we'll start with the trash we're starting with the trash
Bro
You know let's go let's go let's go let's go place is
Who was living here for it to be like this, but who does this who just leaves this here oh
Man you can see like how sticky it is to you just see it seeping through the fabric being all sticky
Where are they playing? Oh my god. Is this like Dungeons & Dragons?
M-Spinner again? Is this like this universe's Digimon? Digimon?
Okay, I think that's it. What are we selling in this place? All the M-Spinner posters?
They all got to go. They all got to go.
I guess we just have to start moving stuff.
We could put it in a drawer, you know, like we did with the last place.
We could just shove everything in a drawer.
Why don't the plates stack? That's so annoying. Just stack it.
There we go, maybe we can whoa, maybe we can actually put stuff in here this time
Oh my god
How do we clean this thing do I have to clean it let's move it for now
Bro
Oh Jesus Christ.
Uh, how do we...
Oh yeah.
Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean.
There we go, there we go.
Done.
Clean the pot up.
Ooh, look at that, it's sparkly now.
It's all sparkly.
All right, I'm gonna take it, a perfect meal.
I highly recommend making some macaroni
on your next adventure.
Where the heck does this go?
Oh, is it like a dry rack?
That goes over here, no?
Bro, if I put it here, there's like nowhere to put food.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Is that the newspaper just hanging out over there?
It's gonna go in the drawer.
Yeah, it's gonna go in the drawer.
Okay, I'm not gonna organize this whole space here.
No, no, sir, no, sir, no, sir.
I'm gonna put this in the corner.
Perfect.
Beautiful.
Get our sponge out again.
Clean out these disgusting stains.
Mmm.
Ew.
Does somebody do a mad dookie on the carpet, because why'd that look rumbunctious?
What are the...
Why do those stains look a little bit rumbunctious?
Mmm.
Any more trash?
We've got...
We've still got stains somewhere, and there's one more piece of trash.
There's one more piece of trash somewhere.
What is it?
Where is it?
What is it where is it?
Is it the sponge?
Oh bro, oh okay.
I think I found the stain guys.
Oh my gosh.
I think I found the stain.
Wait, I saw something, I saw something.
Oh turn on.
Yeah we'll have some TV in the background while we clean.
What where's where's the piece trash that's uh
Y'all see any trash oh
The one little piece. Oh my god. It's all about attention to detail
It's all about attention to detail
Nice we did it. We did it
okay okay let's get rid of this let's put this like beautiful are you done in
this room we're done in this room clocking out next room that's an odd
placement for the freaking telephone by the way it's a little odd I'm just
saying why are you gonna make calls like that you're welcome by the way for
straightening out that way you're welcome hey we don't need to see bags over
here. Let's have it over here. Yeah, you're welcome.
Oh, anything in this room? Thank God. Close the goddamn door.
We're leaving. What about this room?
Oh, it's nice in here. That shouldn't be like that.
But it's okay. Our job is done.
Now, apparently this was supposed to be very dirty slash messy.
But nothing to do in here.
So how am I only at like a quarter of a star?
Keep the change.
No need to tip me on the organizational efforts.
No need, no need.
I'd do it for free.
Skip the chinch. Hey, that is a spiffy-looking
Washing machine or dryer can't tell the difference, but it looking spiffy
Wait, I didn't check if I have any tasks over here, right?
Nope
What about here? Nope. What about here?
La la
Who'll oh oh?
Oh my we're gonna find dead bodies down here
We're gonna find dead bodies. We might find this might be the hideout for
none of them
The man himself
Mr. Epstein. Oh my god, bro
bro
Hey, oh who let the monkey loose down here?
Dude, there's literally like some monkey was flinging dookie around
Look at this and there's boxes that have to unpack. Oh
My Jesus
Oof I better be getting like 3k at least at the very least for this bro
You already know Epstein did a mad duke in here. Hey, bro's hot down in here. I wouldn't be surprised
Look at his father
Okay
Whoo
Got it reeks down here. Let's let's start cleaning up. Yeah
Jesus my frickin
Dust my allergies is
Flaring up just from the side of all this. Oh
This chair is like garbage. Oh, I can't clean the stains out of the chair. It's done. It's done for it
Is garbage, bro. I can't even throw it out. Dude. What's the point of this chair if I can't even clean it?
Is that the there's no way that's design is that the design of it?
Is this supposed to be like a brown cow?
Hold on. Hold on. There's no way, man.
Bros, this has to be like some- this is a great great great great great great grandmother's chair that never wanted to throw out.
Okay, you keep it. I'm sure it's got the-
It's got all the fresh specimens living inside of it.
Jesus.
Hey, what's that white stuff?
Eh, what's the white stuff doing down here on the floor?
What the freak?
Oh my god.
Hey, oh, somebody got a little excited when they were playing pool.
Somebody got way too excited.
Oh, I think that's how the chairs are supposed to be.
That's the design of it. That's too funny.
I thought for sure it was like stains.
Okay.
Wait, that's how you lean it up against things?
Oh my god
Wait, but then how do I is it just gonna fall in place or what?
Oh
Beautiful what the heck is a plank of wood doing here?
Hey, oh, they got busy. They got busy in this house. What the heck?
That is some
That is quite the kink
That is quite the gink that was going on in here.
Oh, that's where the pool ball is.
Wait a second, pool ball, guys.
I'm connecting some dots right now.
The pool ball, you remember the pool ball in the other neighbor's house?
A-O.
She was over here.
She was deaf over here.
Having a little fun.
Was that a tamale?
She was definitely over here.
That explains the white floor.
Okay.
That totally explains it.
Mystery solved.
We understand now why there was a white floor.
Jesus, look at all this trash being in him.
Trash bag full?
Oh my god.
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum...
Can we just throw it in here?
Hey, where's the trash bag?
Oh, I see it.
LeBron
Bruh.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
LeBron.
What?
Excuse me LeBron LeBron
Call that one the dunk
Called that one the dunk master. Oh
Shoot this trash over here
Dude the party got started
Literally at this door the moment this door opened
I don't know what happened because literally the rest of the house is totally clean
No problems, right? No problems whatsoever with the rest of the house.
There was a little bit of a, I don't know what's going on over here.
It was like the nerds were up here hanging out and just, you know, getting their
Shabang Shaboom on. And then the next thing you know, they open this door and
they're, whoo! They got crazy. They got real crazy down here. So let's clean it up.
Can't be happening to any of this.
No!
Clean!
Clean!
Clean!
Clean!
Oh!
Sparkly!
Let's go!
Uh...
Wrong thing.
Wrong thing.
Do this?
Perfect.
I'm surprised there's no stains on the staircases.
Is that trash?
Wink!
Anything else?
Bro, these chairs are ancient!
Dude, they're done for it.
They're done!
Look at the mold that's growing inside of them.
Dude, the termites got to it.
Dude, this toaster oven, trash it.
Just trash it.
What is it we got?
It's just gonna make me clean all this stuff.
Let's get rid of all this.
No, trash bank is full again.
We got a Lebronnet.
You ready?
Hoey!
Bruh, how?
How'd that, how'd that not go in?
Whee!
Brrrrr.
Whuuh.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, maybe we sell it.
I forgot.
I forgot.
For Gore.
Hold on, we're actually gonna be able to sell it.
Right?
Ah, yes!
I'm sorry, it's ancient.
Gotta go sell it up, bro. I'm not even gonna clean that totem sell it just sell this thing totally sellable, bro cell
Sell the whole thing now. What is that? Oh
My god, is that a I don't want to say the word. I guess I could say the word. It's a construction word, right?
Cal k
That's the word for this thing
That's the that's the verb. I believe when you could do some some of that
You know what I'm talking about.
You know what I'm talking about.
I don't know if I want to sell their tools.
That'd be kind of rude.
I'm going to sell this Plank of Wood though.
Maybe the table.
Definitely that chair over there.
Hold up.
Definitely this chair.
Get rid of it.
Let's get rid of all these chairs.
Oh hell yeah.
Sell that.
Or sell that.
That's true.
Do I get the money if I sell it?
Oh, let's sell it all then, bro.
Can I sell the poster?
What if he's gonna get mad at me, though, for selling all this stuff?
Like, that was a perfectly good fan.
Look, this is a perfectly good TV.
Can I turn it on?
What are we watching?
Hey, it's me.
It's my life story.
Look at that.
Oh my god, that guy looks like the dude that used to sell the Shamwows.
Remember that guy?
Remember that guy that goes like, hey, hey camera guy, take a look at this.
As he just completely squishes out like a gallon of urine out of a towel.
We're selling it.
It has no place here.
at all. And now, we organize a pool stick. This we could totally sell right? Nice. Noice.
Oh my god, can we actually? Hold on. No, you can't do it! God damn it. Here. I think the
pool balls are in the way. But let's do this. I'm doing it. We're gonna organize it. Wait,
this thing isn't big enough for all these balls. They're not big enough at all, man.
Hey, what the heck? We're gonna organize it outside of it then. They shouldn't be scattered
like this you know they just shouldn't be scattered like this nice nice hey
there's more wood we could sell you know I get excited about my my wood look at
Look at all this.
Look at all that wood we could sell.
Can I sell the couch?
Ayo, what?
I am not cleaning that couch.
Hold up.
Can we sell the couch?
Can we throw out the couch?
Brrrr.
Hell no.
What the heck?
They are really out here trying to get me to clean this.
Oh my god.
Bro, will you say get on your hands and knees
and clean that white stuff?
Okay.
Listen, it's all part of the job.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
Done.
Look at that.
They can now do it again without getting a rash.
That trash.
There's no more trash here. There's 14 pieces of trash. Oh, yeah, all this bro. I totally forgot about all this
Nice I was about to make a trip to the A. Oh, is that it bruh?
Done
There's still two pieces of trash somewhere. Where is it?
You know that is a funky
bro
What kind of party what kind of party makes it so that?
Your dookie just starts growing
starts taking a life of its own
On every sofa
every sofa
Gee, I mean valid. You know what I mean at the end of the day
at the end of the day
It's gonna be every sofa, okay? It's gonna be every sofa
Oh, we're definitely selling that
Oh, that's a trash.
I think that was it.
That was all the trash, right?
Bunk.
Hey, this place is looking a little spiffy now.
Sell that.
The place is looking a little spiffy.
There's 23 stains.
Jesus.
Jesus.
the pool balls over here open up the oh damn hold on we gotta clean the walls huh oh shoot
we gotta clean the walls uh dude this is a massive poster looks very cool I guess right
No, that doesn't work.
Although it did say it could work at some point.
Look, like that.
Where'd it go?
Oh, no.
It's in the wall, bro.
Oh, no.
It's in the wall, bro.
OK.
God damn it.
Can I get it back?
Hey, I got it back.
I don't know where to, like, just, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What is it a rug? Oh, that would make sense. Okay, let me clean the walls first
We got the mold growing in what is that bro selling it?
Oof
Clean clean clean clean clean
You know, it's crazy
The bottom of this house look disgusting, right? It's utterly disgusting.
Look what a little rolling up the sleeves cleaning job will do.
It's already looking so much better.
Look at this.
And I can finish the job already when it's still a complete mess. Look at that. Didn't even unpack those dude's boxes.
Now we're gonna get that coinage. We're gonna go for that three star. Oh shoot. My earbud just fell out.
Testing, testing, 5-4, Houston, Major Tom.
I think it's better if you don't know what happened on the sofas chat.
Uh, listen, as long as I can get like, I don't know, a short story out of it, can we get
one of those like Pixar animated short stories out of it instead?
You know what, this is actually a pretty good space, a pretty good spot for this thing.
What if it's like at the, oh dude, that's sick, look, nah, it was a good idea in theory,
but nah, I'm pretty sure this is a rug, but like the poster's too big for all any of these
walls, maybe it goes for the bathroom, oh yeah, we're gonna put it in the bathroom, we're
We're going to leave it for here, for now.
And then we're going to use it in the bathroom.
Nice, look at that, all clean.
Huh?
I thought I'd say I could go in here.
That's what you want to see when you go pee.
You open the door, you go, oh my God!
It's perfect.
It's perfect.
They don't like it?
Too bad.
Selling it.
Bro's gonna be like, what happened to all my posters?
Listen, buddy, you didn't pay me enough
to clean all this, okay?
Definitely not enough.
Your personal items will be, will be enough to cover all this.
Brother, what's with all these posters bro?
Ugh, here, done, god.
Okay, yeah, done, done, sure, done.
Jesus Christ.
What is this?
What is that?
Board game?
Go on on the shelf. If I could somehow get there, Jesus Christ.
Perfect. Another one.
Perfect. Let me guess another one.
Perfect. Perfect.
Almost done. Three more boxes to go.
Monkey. Monkey.
Monkey.
Oh, but it was just good. It was just good. I hate how you have to find like the sweet spot.
God.
There you go.
Oh my God, of course there's another one.
Listen, I have my own house to flip at this point.
We gotta be done with these cleaning jobs, man.
Whoa!
Here, put it right there.
Perfect.
With the stereos.
Okay, okay, I see you.
Is that an Xbox?
Damn!
Put it right there.
Daaamn!
Oh bro, how does it not go there?
How does it not go there?
How does it not go there?
I'm going to wh-
Why is it on top of it?
Uh-oh, whatever.
Another one.
Why is it so complicated?
Perfect.
Oh, we're so close.
We're so close.
Apparently, there's like, oh yeah, this massive stain over here.
God, where the fungi is growing, where the cordyceps are forming, right over this carpet.
There's still seven more stains somewhere.
You know what, these are actually pretty good spots for the chair.
in front of the TV. Perfect. Oh! Bro, yeah! Let's do that. Eww, like that! Right? Right!
Pick up the controller, sit down. Yeah. Turn on the TV. What the heck is our... What are
these two things salad nice salad nice we're so close we're so close to the
three stars what am I missing 49 49 we sold it all there's there's still
massive stains in here oh my god it's on the ceilings
I didn't see it man. I didn't see it. They somehow were able to a not bad. That is
That takes some strength to get it up there. Okay, that takes some strength
Where else probably in this room?
Ceiling no
Where is it? Oh my god
clean it up clean it up we got that three stars let's go look at bro do you
remember when this place ayo let's do a little let's do a little tour because do
you remember we came in here bro we saw like dead bodies all over the place
Uh, frickin' pig guts being spewed out of a horse, and now, look at this, man.
Day, um, finished job.
29.89, let's go.
That is good money.
That is good money.
Excellent.
Excellent.
There were no survivors, none.
What's that? Popcorn? Bro, I have never eaten popcorn in here. How's there a popcorn kernel
in here? Hey, who's been in here? Who's been in here? Oh, God, I've never had a popcorn.
I've never eaten popcorn in this place. New mail! Hi, my roommate has moved out recently.
My brother is living in this place but the state of the bedroom, I can't.
So can you clean it up?
I don't know where to start.
Steven Jablonski.
Oh yeah, that guy.
Emma Baker.
Out with the old?
I'm selling my house.
Can I buy it?
Wait.
I think I could buy it.
I probably forgot to take some stuff so if you find any packed boxes just leave them
there.
I'll pick them up at some point.
Eh, it's mine now.
You snooze you lose, finders keepers.
This real estate agent who was a regular in my cafe recommended your services.
okay okay how about I buy your house how about I buy it how about that I guess
we can get to this guys I wonder how much this guy's gonna pay me I feel like
this job makes more sense though you know I don't want to do Steven's job let's
do this job inside just steal the house I'm just gonna claim it as my own
Finders keepers. You snooze as you lose.
Bum bum bum bum. Look at that. Spiffy.
Bum bum bum bum.
Clean that up. Apparently there's one more stain out here.
What the heck is all that? You sell it? No?
I move it?
No?
That's weird.
What else can we sell?
Sell it at all.
Oh, they're just leaves.
Nothing special, just leaves.
Although it is kind of weird that I can't organize it.
Oh my god.
We cannot scrub it.
I think that was it.
I think that was it.
Is that on the inside?
That's got to be on the inside, right?
If I can't clean it.
There's no way that was intentional.
As much as they would love to claw it and claim it as modern art, it ain't.
It ain't.
Yeah, squeegeed up, squeegeed up.
Damn.
Also she's selling the place, so it actually wouldn't make sense to have the coffee thing
on there.
Spiffy. It's time to get rid of the kuffy joint.
Hey, the squeegeeing is actually pretty hard in this game.
It takes a lot of that arm movement.
Jesus Christ.
It's a shame that they didn't insert like the squelching noise, whoa!
Okay, that's a lot of trash.
That's a lot of trash.
that can't be it. That's weird. How was I able to sell that with the trash can out?
That don't make sense.
Oh shoot!
What do these people do to leave so much pizza just laying on the ground?
My god, perfectly good pizza.
This is basically, what do they think this is, New York?
Streets of New York?
I think the outdoor stain is talking about this one, right?
We will clean it, and we will make it better.
Why?
Why doesn't that work?
Why doesn't that work? Why doesn't that work? Huh? Why, why, why, why? And yet it'll work?
Oh, because it's open. That's why. Uh, I have an idea though. Eh, eh, eh, eh. Sell it!
Not bad, not bad.
Apparently there's one more thing to sell out here.
Oh, the sign itself that I just cleaned.
God.
O-Gate.
O-G-D-O-Gate.
Damn.
This place is a mess, bro.
What is this? What am I using? What is this? Oh, it's vacuum. Okay, so we got to use that
in the carpets. So even if I don't see a stain, we have to vacuum it up anyway. Okay, okay.
Oh, we are totally going to sell all this when you mess around with that.
Sell it up.
Sell it up.
You can't have this.
You can't have this in an open house.
You can't have any of this in an open house.
Got more white stuff on the ground.
Oh, this is where we need to vacuum.
Oh!
Excellent!
My god, what were they doing in this room?
My god, what were they doing in this room?
Completely and utterly filthy.
There's one trash outside?
Where?
Nah.
That- oh pfft, bro. How am I supposed to see that?
How on earth was I ever going to see that?
Man, this place needs some work, dude.
Ayo, but the budget, we are getting some...
Oh, we're totally selling that, then.
Sell it all, sell it all.
It is what it is.
It can't be in here.
It can't be in here.
It's better than it's not.
Dude, look how much money!
That's wild.
Look how much money!
Perfect.
I love too how the owner said that you can just leave whatever you find in the boxes.
I'll get to them later.
Haha, no, no, no, no, no.
That is not how this works.
That is totally the finders keepers rule.
Finders keepers.
We're going to get our house in no time.
Oh, is that on the outside?
That's on the outside, isn't it?
How annoying.
All these windows are on the outside.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I might as well do that right now.
What?
Can we sell the windows?
Why does it look like that?
Just selling all of her personal belongings, y'know.
The Yuji stuff.
Oh look, more of the Yuji stuff.
The white stuff.
Okay, can we sell the carpet god damn if I can't clean the stains out of it, and it is what it is
Is that supposed to be the design?
Oh, we could sell the bed
Okay, we throw out the twish
Oh, yeah, dude, and then there's gonna be a basement part area as well
Potato chips
Clean it all up
Clean it all up look at that looks really good now looks really good
Can we sell this wallpaper
We're gonna take his stuff and it can't do anything about it do we are making bang from all this stuff we are totally making bank
Bathroom okay
Looks good, looks good.
Apparently, there's like four stains in here.
Where?
Are they hiding?
Where's the stains, huh?
Four stains in this room?
Dude, it does say the windows. Oh, now I can do the squeegee.
I was trying to do the squeegee earlier, but it wouldn't let me.
Oh!
Noice!
What if we just zigzag it?
Nah, not as effective as this.
Not as effective, bro.
Next.
Maybe because there was like furniture in the way last time?
Excellent. Two more stains. Two more windows.
Oh, got you. Got you.
I get you, man.
That one and this one.
I literally thought at first that was like part of the aesthetic of the window or something.
Or you could barely see through it. Just like painted glass, you know?
Noice! Noice! So there's four stains in this room. What?
Where? Bro, what do you mean? Did I really not see that? Holy smokes.
So that's done. That was it. Okay, it was like a patch, so count on us four. Okay.
I'll take it, I'll take it, good, good, good, uh, any quests, apparently there's quests
in this room, I could sell something in this room, what?
What the heck is that?
I didn't even notice that, alright, looking good, looking good, this I'm just leaving
here right like there's nothing I could do about this that's her stuff we're
gonna sell it though bro
selling it all sell it we can finish the job now hell no I don't even check
downstairs yet I'm sure there's gonna be like bank in there let's check downstairs
How do we get there? Oh, through the outside right? If it'll let me.
Hey-oh, yeah!
Sell it all! Sell it!
Oh heck yeah, whatever we could sell. Look at all this. Look at all this. What are you gonna do about it? It's gone. It's already sold.
Jesus, that's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about.
Bruh.
Golly.
And then we're going to clean it just so that we can get these three stars and get more of that schmooza.
Nineteen stains? Holy Christ. This was like that AO. Little Susie. Little Susie that there's like a room full of white stains on the floor at the basement of the house. I'm just saying.
little sassy and on the walls too they got on the walls holy filthy filthy
Someone was going down in this room.
Someone was doing some very naughty.
There are going to be so many white stains.
Damn, this one room is so filthy.
Is that it?
Stains are done, stains are gone.
Still very sussy room.
Sassy room, bro
Do the windows
Noice
Noice
Okay, we still got some cleaning to do we still got the cleaning to do think I see that where the rest of the stains are gonna be
And just like that.
Done.
Done.
Why don't I have three stars though, huh?
Where are my three stars at?
Am I missing something?
Is it outside?
Oh, I had to vacuum the leaves.
Oh my god.
That makes so much more sense.
This is my three star right here.
This is it.
Wait!
What are we missing?
I did it though.
What are we missing?
There's something in the house slowly do a little walkthrough oh
What's in here we're selling oh
My god, yes. Oh my god. Yes. Sell it all sell it all sell it all sell it sell it
Yes
What square looking toilet, okay?
Done with the three stars. Let's go. I think that's all the the money we're gonna get you will earn forty four hundred
Yeah, I told you that was gonna be a good job. I told you
That one was gonna be the moneymaker. I don't think bros
Cleaning bros roommates room was gonna be a moneymaker. I
Don't think so low microphone Jesus
Excellent! Excellent! Oh no! But it's the only job we have right now. So we have to do it.
Oh, that was my wallet. Okay, so that's the total funds that I have right now. Okay,
let's begin the job. It'll be enough. It'll be enough for a down payment soon. I believe,
I believe I'm gonna go pee I'll be right back
Damn, you don't gotta give me that side-eye, shh.
Alright, this one should be a fairly easy job.
Fairly easy, fairly easy.
Just gotta sell a bunch of things, right?
up this place.
Damn, what kind of tires, bro, like the tire rolling into some oil or something?
Literally the Sharpie Plant?
Hey, they got a Fender.
Bro, what happened?
Literally rolled over into some ink.
Bro, I'm gonna match the Octopus.
Squirted ink all over the place.
Squirted ink all over the place bro literally ran over an octopus
Hey, oh you guys think we could uh sell a guitar I think we can
Think we can
We can't sell it all you know we were gonna get so much money for that too we were gonna
get so much money for that bro.
Can't sell any of this.
Propane.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I think that's it for this room.
Very nice, very nice.
Nothing out here?
No?
We're good?
Well, we're just going to leave the door open.
Stains?
32 of them?
Good Lord.
Oh dude, yeah, that's a lot.
uh
Can't sell anything oh
Shoot
No entry hey, I was bro hiding behind the door
What is he hiding behind this door, huh?
Damn, we just sold one man's coat.
Straight up sold it.
And the slippers too.
Sheesh.
We don't touch the misses.
Hello?
Hi.
Steven here, the unfortunate owner of the house you've agreed to clean.
So, how are you doing?
You're still up for the job, right?
Why are you calling the chit chat?
Bro, I'm already doing it.
I'm from the room to scare you off.
Or to garbage dump of my roommates.
Oh, this is the room?
I mean, that is a massive, massive white stain on a bed.
I'm just saying.
It looks like a challenge.
I know one I couldn't bring myself to take on.
Hell.
even let their room become like this and to live like that for months unbelievable
but to the bro we know it's him to one more it's the it's literally steven
microwave which disappeared mysteriously some time ago if you'd find it in his room
could you move it to the kitchen I have it since I went to college it would be a
pity to lose it now thank you so much I like that model quite a bit the new ones
look weirdly complicated. That's it I guess. Good luck with the cleaning. I think I'm gonna hang up now. Bye.
Bro. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Just another classic NPC conversation. Nothing to see here.
Another one. Another one. Don't worry bro, he's hiding it under his bed.
Bro's baking some hot pockets under his bed.
Jeez, let's look at this mess.
Woo!
I'm surprised the trash bag didn't get full, like way sooner.
We still going.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
There it is.
To the Dray.
Damn.
Bro got a little spiffy with it. Also, why do you leave his drawers open like that?
Very strange. Very weird. Oh my god, we could sell this stuff. You know I'm downskis.
You know I'm downskis to do it. There's still trash? Six more pieces of trash somewhere?
What what's his trash
Oh my god, we're selling his punches, bro, he's gonna get so angry
We can't move the stop sign
Of all the things we can't sell, God forbid it's the sob sign in a room.
Six pieces of trash.
There's no way that's in here.
There's no way.
Just in this room?
Where did I miss it?
Where did I miss it?
I would love to know.
Where did I miss this trash?
It's got to be outside, right?
Nothing anything.
Behind the door?
Ah, behind the door. Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
That's how the game's gonna be, huh?
Alright, alright.
Oh my god.
We just sold the computer.
Sold it.
Why can't we sell the TV?
Oh my god.
Bro's gonna be so angry.
Can't sell the table or chair?
The bed?
Oh my god.
I guess we gotta clean it then.
Seventeen stains apparently.
Oh, okay, okay.
I see you now, I see you now.
Lurking.
Scooby-Dip-Dip.
Stop saying spiffy every two minutes.
But am I wrong?
Literally the room is looking spiffy now, look at this.
Look at this.
Looking good, looking clean.
And then we gotta take the microwave.
Oh, we gotta do the windows.
Spiffy.
Spiffy.
Spiffy.
Whoo, that's a big one.
That's a big one.
Done.
That's a big one.
Oh my god, it's massive.
Done.
Oh my gaaang.
So we're going to move this to the kitchen.
Did you say the kitchen was downstairs?
No, he said it was like right here, right?
Oh welcome I could say you're welcome so I think that was it for this room now move on
to this room.
Can we sell anything in here?
Oh this is the dude's room.
Can we sell it though?
Hey what's he hiding?
Uh huh.
Sure.
Sure.
Sell it. Sell it all.
I'm just gonna start selling stuff before I clean.
Just in case. Just in case we get some money out of it.
Is that it? I think that was it. And then we're taking out the trash.
We're taking out the trash.
Skibbity hey we found the famous Skibbity toilet
Abura
Let's go take it out
You know it would make more sense to just have the trash there collectively and then I take it out all in one shot
What was Bro stomping on for his feet turn green to leave this green residue at the
bottom of his feet sole?
And we're done!
Oh my god.
With the three stars.
Hey, anything extra for that microwave?
At least like some letter of recommendation please?
Something?
Something.
Please, something.
No mail?
Hey, we got 15k.
Wait, what's this?
Inbox.
on fire. June told me you did wonders in her house and that gave me an idea. You
should put yourself out there as a local handyman. I even advertised your
services on local Greg list. No need to thank me. Take care. Dude, let's go. What's
this? The PC's? Hi, sweetie. Congratulations on your career. Tom told us
everything. It's so good that you two are friends again. Otherwise, we would have no
idea what's going on with you. Oh, and if you're planning to visit us, don't come to Moonrise
Bay. I loved our beach house, but I couldn't get used to the noise and lights of the city
rolling on emoji. So we're moving to Cozy Village. I've heard it's a peaceful and lovely
place to live in. Love you very much. Heart emoji. It's our mom. Hi sweetie, guess what?
Your dad and I are moving to Moonrise Bay. And you can blame yourself for that. We got
a bit jealous of you and your travels, but don't worry, you still have a place to come
back to. We're leaving the family home to you. Woo! Take good care of it. Hugs and kisses.
Damn. Hi, sweetie. Having fun in your travels? You really should write us more often. Your
dad and I are very curious about what you're up to. Me, for example, I decided to make
some changes to the house, but don't worry, your room is exactly the same as the day you
left. Minus some food I found under your bed.
That was a poop.
That was not poop.
And there are some changes in our townhouse too.
Remember this big abandoned house on the beach you loved as a child?
It's going to a community center now.
So you weren't right when you said everything always stays the same here.
Anyway, let us know how you're doing soon.
Love you, Heart Emoji.
Bro, remember this big abandoned house on the beach that you loved as a child?
It's going to be a community center now.
You're saying I couldn't flip it that was a perfect opportunity to start flipping at home, man
God damn it mom
God damn it
All right. All right. Looks like we're doing good
Hey, we got mail the crayfish coast
Hello friend. I run a small book show by the beach my girlfriend is about East and we would like to make space for her coffee shop
business here. She says that you may be up for a job with winking emoji. Can you
help us set it up? We've done a few things already, but still no furniture to
buy and the wall to paint. I really hope your customers will be spilling drinks
with the books. Sweating emoji. Have a nice day. Jane Atulera. Okay, okay. Do we
have time to do another job? Whoo. Whoo. I don't know. I don't know. You got a little
a little bit of time I guess? A little bit of time?
I think we're up for the job, let's do it.
Oh no, do a quick job, quick job.
This one gonna be a quickie.
The quickie mark.
Clean up all this trash.
Do we usually leave the boxes open?
Wait, what happened to my trash bag?
Where does it go?
Can I just hold on to the trash indefinitely?
Let's put it in here.
Just in case.
What can we sell?
A branch!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, somebody is now a proud owner of the branch.
Excellent.
Excellent.
What else?
What else?
What else?
Is that it?
We could sell one other thing.
What else can we sell?
What can we sell?
Is it this thing?
Hey, don't tease me like that.
What the hell?
What else can we sell?
God damn it.
Oh, maybe something in here.
The crayfish shop.
Oh my god, it's the...
Hold on, I got an idea.
It was the poster, bro.
Hold on, it was this thing, right?
We can sell this.
Yeah.
And then we're going to put the new sign up there.
OK.
New sign.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It wouldn't center.
OK.
So that's the only reason why it's not centered.
Let me see.
I'll try one more time.
Oh, now we can do it, brother.
There we go, looking good, looking good.
OK, OK.
I think that was it for the front.
We could buy things now.
We could buy six things.
I don't want to spend my money like that.
We have to unpack one of the boxes.
Where is it for the box up is that trash oh
My god, we're selling it
Trash and then we sell
Oh my god, it's messy in here, dude, it's messy.
What else can we sell?
Is that it?
I know we clean!
God, so many white stuff.
Why is there so much white stuff, huh?
What's this game trying to say?
That's how much people enjoy it.
Is that what's going on here?
Also, how do you just like stomp in it
and start walking around the whole place?
Because that's clearly what somebody had to do.
They had to stomp in whatever it was that's
white and thick and slimy.
And then they just start walking all over the place,
and then they rub their feet in this one spot.
Bro, I can't.
I'm done.
The audacity of whoever did that.
Oh, I'm pretty sure we can solve that thing.
Noice.
Yes.
Excellent, excellent, let's just move this out of the way for now.
And they can decide what they want to do with it.
Okay, there's a box somewhere for me to open apparently.
Whoa.
One unboxed one pack and then I have to buy nine things?
No thank you?
No thank you?
How do I even do that anyway?
And where's this box?
Bro.
Buy six things.
From who?
From where?
Oh, we could paint?
That's pretty cool.
We have now learned to paint.
What do we do?
A light fixture?
Turn on, remove from the grid, select group.
Whoa!
Jesus Christ.
How does that work?
Oh, we had to buy it?
Is that what's going on here?
Is it buying it?
confused. Okay. Is that it? Edit wiring. I have no idea what that means. Not gonna lie.
A little lost on that. Here's the box by the way. Jesus Christ. Now I see it. Now I see it.
Uh, let's start with this.
Ooh.
Beautiful.
Uh, sure.
I mean, we could sell all this stuff, right?
Candle.
And there we gleam.
Oh, it's messy.
I thought this place was going to be smaller when the dude started talking about it.
I didn't know it was going to be like a three story mansion that we're cleaning over here.
Another candle.
Perfect.
Perfect! All right. Eight things we need to buy. How do we buy eight things? Huh?
What does that even mean? I can buy one thing in this room. What does that mean?
Excellent.
We're done in this room.
How do we buy something?
So weird.
Is it the wiring?
We can sell the bed!
Oh my god.
Why do we just do that?
That's wild.
No, nobody could sleep in here.
Hey, that was wild.
Literally nobody could sleep in there now.
Okay, well, I might have to continue next time.
I'm not really sure what the whole buying thing is.
feet touch this place? Goddamn, bro. Not the Shrek feet. Oh God, no, not the Shrek feet.
Alright, I think that's gonna be it until I figure out what to do with buying. I have to buy a double
bed. Ooh. Oh, oh, we get to choose the... Bro, we gotta spend money on it? Excuse me? Is this gonna
be like some passive income thing I'm not spending 2700 bro and no thank you
what the heck the cozy rose what the heck I thought I was just cleaning up the
place for this guy and then in here wants me to buy like nine things let me
with the nine things are chairs bro there goes my bank Jesus save the game
game saved oh god no spending money oh oh dude I can practice hello practice
practice range wait I should have entered like a game right I should have
on there oh my wait what if I what if I climb the wall though what if I climb the
wall though it didn't work did it work did I get him
Did I get him?
What the freak? How's she not dead yet?
Where's my ult?
Jeez, it's just too easy. It's like they're robots or something
The two-shotter, the two-shotter
Let me get into like a, uh, what do you call it?
One of those practice games.
Oh, I forgot that these are what they are.
That's crazy.
Deathmatch, please.
We got seven minutes to kill.
Let's get some deathmatch, at least.
Danji, the most fun character, in your opinion.
He's pretty fun, I'm not gonna lie.
Um, but yeah, he's very easy to kill.
I feel like if you're not good at him, I'm not good at him. So I know first hand first hand experience
You're very easy to get killed by anybody
Let's practice some McCree
Practice a little bit of McCree
Bruh
why you just run back why was he just running he's just like dude but why can't
I skip that forgot yeah where was the line oh
he can reflect that well that's annoying
Oh, eventually, we'll get this guy.
Dude, eventually, we're gonna get this guy.
God damn.
How do I skip again?
Respawn in 5 seconds.
Oh, you don't do it anymore?
Dude, it used to be where you could just spawn back up.
You didn't have to wait.
Unless I was in a skirmish, I don't know.
It's kind of weird.
But, at the end of the day,
I feel warmed up.
I feel like I'm a little warmed up.
Jesus.
Alright, let's do it.
Yeah, that was an awkward fight. I'm not gonna lie.
It was like I couldn't go pew pew pew.
Like I wanted to.
Umm... what map is this?
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.
What do I want to do?
What was I going crazy with, you know?
I forget who.
Especially on defense.
I was winning like a ton of games
I don't remember how I think it was a Torbjorn
Remember correctly. I was going off with this dude
Torbjorn is so strong. You know what reaver also man
River goes crazy hard. Let's do a little bit of reaver. Since he's easy now. I want to like warm up with the easy heroes
The easy of the best
I'll show case for you guys
the easy ones ravers like one of the easiest to DPS because you can't go
wrong with your aim as long as you're like mid-range against them it's just
pew pew pew and you're landing headshots it's feel good
I didn't realize you could do that much damage, that's crazy.
Oh, you could skip?
Oh my god, I didn't even know that.
You could skip the replay just by watching or just by clicking the space bar and then
you can actually see what's going on.
Dude, I never even knew that.
I've been playing, like, Overwatch for how long?
I really never knew that.
I gotta wait for my shadow to go up.
Okay, let's do it.
She went away!
Where is she?
Where is she? I forgot that E is reloaded.
Dude, there's so many things that I'm just like...
Yeah, dude.
We out of he!
That dammit. Where's my team at? Where's my team at? I think they're gonna get that payout.
What do they call it? Payload. Just watch until I get my help. They're gonna regret.
They're gonna regret it. I gotta get used to this sensitivity too.
I'll take it. I'll totally take it. Getting Junkrat out of the fight is very important.
It's essentially my job. It's one of the essentials of my job. Because he just deals
stupid damage if people allow him to. You know what I mean? One button wins, I know!
It's left click! In case nobody knew it, it's the left click button that wins. It's crazy.
I'll have to do it.
Woo! We out of here!
I could do some healing though.
Ow!
Totally rude.
Oh my god!
My! Don't do it to me!
Dude, and of course the health...
...beam.
The health capsule, whatever they call it.
Just respawns.
Crazy.
Just a CD on this? 8 seconds? That's not that bad.
It feels a lot longer, though.
Uh-oh.
Fire in the hole.
I got my shadow back.
Wheeeee!
God damn!
I mean I kinda like, you know, hurted them behind the payload, hoping that I actually
did something.
I think I'm gonna use my ult with Reaver and then switch it up and then we're gonna try
somebody else.
Maybe some Hanzo, I don't know.
Yeah, I'm gonna wait, I'm gonna wait till they use all their ults, man.
Jesus Christ.
We're gonna get up behind him.
Where she out, where she out, where you, what?
No!
Where'd she go?
Nah, somebody got her, it's all good.
Easy peasy, man.
What the?
Oh, that's-
And we added it.
Woah.
Can I get this?
Thank you.
Dude, you crazy!
Get out of here!
Oh, shiiiiggggggg!
Oh
Dude I lure two of them behind way behind the payload so it's fine. I'll take the 1v2 bait, you know what I mean
Get them out of that objective, dude
Yeah, Sigma Sigma Sigma's pretty crazy, man
Sigma go pretty crazy so because I was doing decent on that one. I think I'm just gonna stick with Reaver
For now let's get behind them. Oh
My lancest she almost died almost at her she almost died
Where should go where she goes dude, I don't even know where she is
Go right here.
Imagine to avoid imminent death.
Woo!
Okay!
I'm gonna go right here.
There we go! There we go! Let's keep it up! I thought there was one, I'm alive. I literally
thought there was one. That is so unfair! I thought there were so many more people, dude.
Jesus Christ!
They were still pushing while I was distracting them?
I don't know about that.
And if they were, not my problem, you know what I mean?
I'm doing my job by distracting the majority of their teammates.
So if my teammates can't counter, play that.
It's out of my hands.
It's out of my hands.
Okay, we got this though.
They took literally a millennia to get to the objective, so I think we're fine.
When they take that long to get through an objective, I think we goochie.
Um...
What? We just annihilate everybody with Ponzo.
Watch it happen.
Watch it happen.
Then bring out the Big Guns.
I'm about to bring out the big
God Luna's hair is my teeth I have left
She makes just gotta step it up literally put that on a shirt man. It always be like that
I bear my burdens as best I can
I feel like I want to change my crosshair to something.
I don't know what, but it's something.
Oh, you know I'm drinking the green tea, dude.
I'm drinking some of that juicy, smooth green tea, man.
Sencha. Sencha.
Should we go this way? Is there a way to...get him this way?
God damn! How was she able to hit me and I wasn't able to hit her one time, huh?
Out of curiosity.
Out of pure curiosity, man.
It was a snipe battle that didn't end well for me.
Not the Sigma again.
Not the Mai again.
Jesus Christ!
Woo!
Jesus Christ!
Surprise it's like we don't have anybody to do anything here. We got to switch it up Hansa's too slow for this fight. Let's go soldier boy. I
Think maybe even the other dude
Yeah, just somebody else
Somebody else do a little damage, you know
Don't we get to the bedroom
Jesus! Why are we pushed back?
We just need to kill one of them and we can push in.
We just gotta kill one of them.
Ah, damn.
Still got some fightin' me.
Listen, don't judge me.
My first time on Overwatch in over 5,000 years.
This guy's just getting, like, a dedicated heal.
It's not fair. It's not right.
Hello.
eeeeeeeeeeeesh!
eeeeeeeesh!
dude they're so strong!
god damn!
god damn!
god damn!
i mean i got them weak though!
if the teammates can step it up a little bit, you know?
come on!
i feel like soldier's nice, lion damage, it doesn't help when the teammates are like...
I don't know what to call it.
I don't have the words or vocabulary to describe.
What's going on with my teammates right now?
But there it is. That's all it took.
Literally just like one fight.
One fight we pushed in.
Oh yeah.
We got this.
And I'm about to get my ult too.
Dude!
He's getting me.
You're kidding me!
What what happened with the aim? How is it not hitting him dude?
What happened with the aim?
If there's sigma is so annoying. He's got heels. He's got
Stuns. He's got shields
He's got aerial moves
It's crazy. Yeah, I got an idea though. Oh god. Okay idea failed. Yeah, let's get a oh
God
We can't kill Sigma for some reason.
Also, I'm not landing like any headshots.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
got my over here using her frost thing. Dude that was like a perfect shot for the
bob.
Let's do this.
There we go, there we go. Of course we got this guy doing this.
I have like no idea who's behind me, but somebody's behind me shooting me!
God, sick!
Dude, Sigma, die already!
DIE!
Thank God.
Can't believe this got to overtime, man.
I fumbled so hard when the fricking jump rat was right there.
Sneaky, sneaky.
We don't be sneaky.
We don't be right over here.
doing a little some some I think the soldier was a good change but dude it's
still tough where's everyone there's this guy right here she says nice oh boy
you're kidding me you went for the backside instead of the people on the
payload okay
Good news is there was an exchange.
All for old.
Don't try down.
I'm only in a quarter of the way to my old now.
That's nice.
Yeah
She
You nice crazy. Oh my god, yeah
Oh, man!
Aw, damn.
Dude, I can't even with my ult, I can't kill this guy.
Sigma is so annoying.
Look at this.
Damn, dude.
Like the three shot with this guy.
The three shot.
I feel like this is gonna be overtime again.
With the payload.
It's gonna be tough.
It's gonna be rough.
Oh, he's so weak man. He's getting the dedicated heal from freaking Mercy now
Maybe I can focus Mercy. Let's see. I gotta get to her
Oh, you know, he's weak you know, he's weak somewhere over there
Oh, there he is
There we go, there we go, okay, we're running we're running
running reloading let's go oh god let's go nice
I missed damn she's getting the heels
Ah, just missed time that.
You're kidding me!
Okay, but we got the payload here now.
Nice!
There we go!
Now we're working as a team.
Now we're working as a team?
Let's go!
Let's go!
Hitshot with a bomb, man.
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
It's a weaver. Yeah, should be close to my ult. Is that me at 91? That's not. 92. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh, it was me. Okay, okay. Dude, I think we got this. I didn't got this man.
I'm shocked we still haven't gotten to the checkpoint though.
Oh no!
He's dying!
Where's he at? Where's he at?
Jesus.
Ah, okay, let me get some, let me get some background over here.
Do a little bit of this.
There we go.
Let's move this up.
It was worth, it was worth, it was worth.
Wooo! I mean I landed the bombs on her! Dude, that Kimiko or whatever her name is is pretty good.
Pretty good indeed, dude.
Okay, but we finally reached the checkpoint. God damn.
It took a lot longer than, like, it needed to.
The pump for us in this? Oh god.
Noice. Let's do this. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, that's enough. Ah, she's weak, man,
She's weak.
Nice, we got him real quick.
We ain't got no more in real, let's get this guy if we can.
Oh god, oh god.
Sheesh, who was that?
Freaking Junkrat, dude.
Freaking Junkrat, man.
I'm running, I'm sprinting.
Stay in the fight, y'all!
I'm sprinting
Oh god
Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
See?
Hahaha!
Nice.
Okay, okay, okay.
We did it! I don't even need to use my ult.
WHAT?!
Defeat!
Defeat!
How?
We were pushing the payload!
You're kidding me!
WHAT?!
You're kidding me! Of course-
Of course Sigma gets to play it again.
The most annoying hero so far that they've created.
Dude, that was me right here with the freaking ultimate, man.
Insane.
Insane.
Alright, that was a good warmup.
That's a good warmup.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it again.
Okay, what's...
Oh, deathmatch.
Maybe Skirmish is different.
I don't know.
Let's see what Skirmish does.
Is it like 1v1?
Why is there like 2 blue water?
Oh yeah, it is against 1v1, huh?
Who's good against D.Va?
Oh, they left.
Let's try Torpy run out again.
Oh, that's right. It's a practice of like 5v5. I totally forgot.
I was like, dude, I thought that was gonna be 1v1.
Turning up the heat!
Don't worry, I'll be on!
Yeah, I remember going hard with Toad here.
We'll see if we can do it again.
Although, where is everyone?
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Dude what a long queue oh my god
to the q-tips forever just to get damaged person all right we're gonna go
tourbillon we are going to all be old ooh with my two he's gonna be so good I
forgot I had this skin dude crazy let's go Santa then yeah let's do it I totally
forgot I had this scan. Man, I'm getting hungry too. You guys have dinner yet? I never have
dinner before the stream. No, it's dinner time right now. I never have it. I'm not gonna lie though,
I'm getting a little hungy. I'm getting a little hungy. I feel like Green Tea makes me hungry,
that's why. Green Tea doesn't think to me where I'm just like, damn. All of a sudden,
my hunger just goes up. Now I'm hungy.
Make it some spaghetti! Sheesh. Now I'm getting hungrier.
I love Italian food. Go up to the objective!
Let's see how we do with Torbjörn.
I feel like Torbjörn is so easy.
the win games
don't do that
oh god damn
oh okay
they have a mile so
everybody's playing mine then
uhhhh
We got him!
Ah, we almost got mine, dude, she's got like, there we go!
I was about to say, 10 HP for mine, come on!
Niiiight, wait, who's this?
Is that the person I think it is?
Dude, look at that!
Already my score at 4-1 with Torbjorn?
I told you, Torbjorn was gonna go big.
Torbjorn was the answer, but I was seeking.
I'm trying to get over there, damn.
I'm on my way.
Where should I put this turret? Uh, right here.
Right there's good.
Let's go!
Woo! We almost had! Oh let's go! We exchanged with Mai. That's fine, that's fine. And we got our ult too.
Let's go!
Am I crazy? I feel like the enemy team is throwing.
Push that! Push that!
This guy thinks the enemy team is throwing. I mean, quite possibly. They saw Torbjorn at the end.
They saw Torbjorn and they were like, oh, geez, let's just lose this one. Let's just roll over and take it.
understandable who's hitting me
my my turret
they destroyed it
we're about to win this
easy peasy
got double kill because of the
because of the turret let's go hey what happened to our robot why is it going
over there you're kidding me the enemy got it over there we were wham woozled
Get him! Get him! Yes! Yes!
Dude, I'm doing so much damage to them, let's go.
That ult was laying down. Damage. Damage.
And then it's going.
Am I leading? Now the Orisa is.
That's because Orisa is like in it, you know?
Orisa's just in there doing her thing.
Let's go this way.
Don't take my turret down please.
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Oh god, it's a mine
Turn it out go go go go go go go
Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh jeez. Where's my teammate?
Where's my teammate? We should have had somebody right there somebody
half way to my orcs!
I'll put her right over here.
Oh god why'd you do that?
God damn she's bobbing and weaving!
Even those tough especially when she's getting dedicated heels. Look at this. Look at her heal up all of a sudden like like look at this
What is that? What is that man? Come on? Come on
I'm over here trying to 1v5 no heels
Do the enemies on a mission all of a sudden
Who's hitting me?
Okay, let's get over here.
Let's go this way.
Let's go over here.
Let's go this way.
Yeesh!
Yeesh!
No!
Dude, he's also so weak too.
My heart is so weak.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
My heart is so weak, come on!
Nice!
The five player kill streak.
Is what we've been looking for.
Push this thing on, man!
Where does it gotta go? It's gotta go up here?
Okay, let's do... this.
I think that's good.
Damn!
Damn! Who hit me? Who killed me?
It was Raper? Okay. He must have like, E behind me or something.
I died way too fast in that distance.
Hey, let's go. My turn is still doing work there. It was doing work in that position.
No, not the robot.
Oh, let's do that.
Oh, sheesh, what?
What the?
Woo!
Woo!
Oh, we almost had him too.
Good news is I got my ult.
I almost had that food.
I almost had that food.
It's not against Reaper.
Reaper.
No! The whole team is dying!
Why they gotta die like that?
Why they gotta die like that?
I'm gonna put a turret here for defense.
And then I'm gonna try and get on top of them.
Plop the lava.
Let's see, I gotta wait for my team so I can combo this.
Alright, let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's go! I got a double kill! It's worth it's worth!
He got a little thumbs up. He's waiting for my team to be useful.
Any day now. Any day now. Y'all can be useful.
Ooh, I saw you.
Nice pick up the assist
Against whoever that was was that Reaper let's go. Oh
Jesus
Okay, okay, okay my I see you god damn
You a little saucy you a little saucy
Oh, we got her let's go.
Oh, let's go.
We got to take care of this guy right now.
Oh, sheesh.
I guess not, I guess not.
Hit him, Turk, hit him.
Yeah, I know I told you underground like what do they call it disco music or whatever
It goes so hard
Especially for like gaming, you know
Oh, we're gonna go overtime soon?
Okay, let's do it
Get it, dirt, get it
oh god why there a wall right there come on
no no no no no
oh god oh god oh god oh god
let's go we got one
let's go we got another one
who's going on to the left man
no it's Reaper
it was re-breathing on the day that took me out
Ah you're doing so much work on the objective though
Whoo, okay, we're pin the robot back right we're pushing it. We're pushing it. Let's go
We're getting out of our area and now we're going over time. So it's whoever you keep me. We lost
Oh, we won't thank God
It's cuz we were on the robot. They weren't on it. Oh, thank God, dude. She's that's crazy
Did I get, dude look at the Santa cut, hey we got it!
Best play of the game, let's go, let's take a look.
This one right here, I told you, we did so much work on this one man, just to cure the
wind, we did what was needed.
Mission accomplished, let's go.
Let's do it again.
Dude, what did that say?
Please tell me that said.
Did I say like 26 minutes for damage?
That's insane if that's the case.
I read that as like 26 minutes, I was like, what?
That much?
Back to back.
That's how we're gonna do it, back to back.
So yeah, Torbjorn is easy peasy.
I really think though that Hanzo is a lot of fun.
Hanzo, who else?
Frickin', I mean Genchi's a lot of fun too.
I personally feel like more of a Hanzo player, just like that.
Pew, pew! Snipes with the arrows.
And then the ult, I think the ult is super cool.
That dragon just essentially just goes right through people.
I think it's really, really cool.
Um...
But yeah.
It's tough though because when you play champs like that,
ends up being like, you know, a little...
A little... Say what?
Say what? Am I about to lose right now? Say what?
At least with Torbjorn, I'm guaranteeing my wins.
If everybody else is kinda like,
it depends on a good team, you know?
Teams gotta step it up, pick it up.
All the above.
They gotta step it up, they gotta pick it up.
Woo!
Man, what should I eat?
I'm hungry.
I might grab a cheesesteak.
Can't go wrong with cheesesteak, you know?
Who's in the top two right now?
Stealth and taste, let's go.
Oh, Dragon Time's up there, and there we are.
Let's go.
Very nice.
Very well done.
Oh, by the way, you see the pillow, by the way?
It's reverse camera, so, without that saying, no doubt.
It's for the Christmas.
It's for the Christmas time.
The baby Luna.
The baby Luna.
Man, she vibing, she's sleeping.
She a whole vibe on her own, you know?
Hi Luna.
You being good?
It's not even responding.
It doesn't even respond.
Jesus.
These Overwatch queues.
Okay, lemme grab Cheese Thick, man. I'm hungry.
Quality cheesesteaks acquired.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there's no news?
Damn, come down with the scene.
Yeah, let's go deathmatch.
Not really gonna play in it.
I'm just gonna eat my cheesesteak, but I figured, you know, see something else in the meantime.
Oh, I should try Widowmaker, why not?
100% power. So if I land a headshot with 100% power, that's like easy peasy, right?
Into the death on the uh, squishies. I mean, it's happening to me. Dude, that's Fonzo.
Done for. Looks like we got some belly rubs. Some pads on the head. Okay, okay.
After my cheese stick.
After my cheese stick.
Dude isn't that crazy?
Amazon is going to start accepting uh, Venom payment now.
Venom is going places.
I've always preferred Venmo over Paypal Paypal is a little too sketchy to my liking but
yeah we're gonna start accepting that form of payment dude Uber and Lip do it already
It's so convenient.
We're going to try that again?
Should we do it?
I'll do it, I'll do it.
There we go.
We got the belly pat, we got the pat heads in.
And now we're about to get Torbjorn in.
What's that dude's name?
Gregovic?
Why do I believe that guy's actually a Gregovic?
I believe that's his first name right there.
It's Gregovic.
100%.
I'm gonna have to eat that.
He's picking like a weird way now.
Like that.
I know.
It's like eating a burrito on the side.
But yeah, who is Leon? Other than one of my favorite Resident Evil characters.
Why are you asking? Was there a Leon mentioned?
3, 2, 1, attack!
Go, go, go!
Clear! Oh lord, have him!
Hold on! Longer already to my baby.
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If you throw it like on top of the hotel, it works out pretty good.
Right there, it's really okay.
Okay, okay, I see you, I see you.
You're recommending some turret spots?
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
We're going up there.
We're gonna go up there.
and then it's right in the middle of that person I can't see that literally looks
like a person
I'm not getting anything done huh?
I can use the mealing.
I can use the mealing.
I can use the mealing.
Damn.
No, I wasn't able to get the full, the full, uh, what's your ma call it?
The full ult out!
So unlucky, so unfortunate.
Soldier boy just, just used his ult when that was happening.
That's crazy.
I'm stuck!
There we go, there we go.
No, she's so close to dying.
No, dude, where is everyone?
Y'all gotta start doing something on the map.
I'm getting revived?
I see that didn't work out.
Goodness is my turrets there.
Picking up some action.
Heeeeeeeesh!
Heeeeeeeesh!
Heeeeeeeesh!
Heeeeeeeesh!
Heeeeeeeesh!
Heeeeeeeesh!
Heeeeeeeesh!
Ohhhh!
Who's our healer?
That's our healer? He wasn't doing any healing!
And he was right behind me!
Unlucky.
About to get my ult too. I hope I can get there in time.
Oh I just got my ult!
my turret. Oh go go! Got a rush in there. Oh dude I can't even get close. I was immediately
popped. God damn it. Literally immediately popped. Sheesh. Okay I think we lost. Dude I have
the most damage in the lobby so I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. I got
the most damage in the lobby. I literally don't want to hear it dude. God damn. Yeah I feel
like Torbjorn will work well on the fence especially. I think for attack it was kind
of difficult. I kind of honestly I want to say Hunza would have been much better for
attack for this map. That and some competent teammates too. Just saying. Competitive teammates
would have made a difference here
they really did they really did
i mean like i said look
i'm doing my part as a damage i got the most damage in
this team
but i think right now i won't switch it only because
not only do i have the most damage meaning like
if that's the case i'm not going to deal
Uh, no one's gonna do more than me, but it also means, ooh, can I get up there?
For defense, Torbjorn sounds really good.
Okay, I can't get up there apparently.
Let's go this way.
God damn it.
I don't want to risk jumping on the roof.
Hey, didn't work.
I can get up there now.
Okay, let's do, let's do this.
Here we go there.
And then they're gonna push you with this.
now dude sigma is crazy strong okay I gotta put a turret over here
Jesus Christ!
We're hiding?
Oh, he's so weak!
Woo!
Woo!
I tried, man.
But because they killed somebody already?
I want to say our healer sucks because I feel like I haven't been healed once by these people
not once who knows we might get overtime I'm feeling doubt but you never know I think this
This healer right here, sucks.
Yeeees!
Okay, I'm gonna save my oldest in case.
It's just because they break in, you know.
We're gonna need something to counter.
We're gonna need a little sum sum, man.
Yeeees!
Just to protect this area a little bit.
Goddamn!
Okay.
Well that was fun.
That was fun.
Dude, that was like the worst...
The worst team synergy I'll say.
Like, I won't blame individuals.
Even though the healer did suck.
I won't blame individuals as much as it was like,
we didn't have a team versus them.
for sure they might have been a full party in two I kind of I got a feeling
they were full party alright let's go let's do the thing skedaddle skadoodle
one muzzle and go for another one full parties versus non-full parties it'd be
tough it'd be tough
Hey, what's up, Kate? Happy Monday, indeed! How you doing? Thanksgiving is coming up soon, huh, guys?
Hopefully everybody has a nice Thanksgiving this year.
It's always nice to take a break, since, um, usually most people get a day off and stuff, so...
Hopefully everyone gets a chance to do that.
Let's jump into some deathmatch. In Paris it looks like.
Paris, Paris. Alright, who do we want to try? Who do we want to test? You know what?
We can do a... we can do this one a little bit.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! He's clearly cheating! He's clearly cheating!
Whoa!
Oh, but now, but now. I forgot what my... I don't even know what my E does.
What do you think?
Okay, dude the amount of ammo what's the 45 in the clip? It feels like a lot. I'm gonna lie. I felt like a lot
We missed
got an outplayed outmaneuvered out styled as simple as that
Let's go.
Blast it.
Snipe.
What's going on over here?
What's going on over here?
I'm half health.
It's not going to be fair, man.
Yeesh!
I could have blasted them.
I could have thrown the light beam at them.
What was that?
You literally took me out with the one hit. Oh, that's why I gotta practice to with a maker
Where's she at? Yeah, I hear her
She how did I die so fast that was like nailed you had to have nailed like two headshots
Oh no! Good stuff, good stuff, good stuff. I'm out of there, I'm out of there.
No, I missed!
Oh, I want to try, uh, what am I going to do?
You're kidding me! Are you hardscoping me while I'm trying to hardscope somebody else?
What is that?
Bruh, you really gonna do this?
I'm just trying to, you're really gonna do this.
I'm trying to do my thing.
You know what's gonna be so annoying for these people to play against?
Oh, we see something.
Bruh!
It's gonna be Tracer.
This could be so annoying for them to play against.
No! I was having a good time with that.
I was having a good time with that.
Yeah, I might do some tracer.
Man, I wanna get some better game modes though.
Hey, ski modes suck.
Let's get some other ones, man. Let's get some other ones.
Is it recommended me to bastard?
Let's do uh, like I said, we're gonna try, oh with defense, let's try Hanzo, why not man?
Let's give it a little Hanzo, feel like I've warmed up enough for uh, for myself to land these-
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Well, they be able to defend long enough?
Were they?
Dude, I've been doing so good with TF.
80 TF in League.
Just a little update.
can't wait to get to uh... challenger with it
whatcha doin fool?
I hear somebody else
you're kidding me he got me
BOMBS MAN
crazy, good stuff though
not gonna lie, good stuff
but I got there far off
even trade
worth
almost halfway to my old two
i would say that's pretty worth also
we're defending this fairly well
we only got six seconds
how do i not land a second time
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God damn you got him though. You got him
Try my best. Let's try my best
Some random funny I love it. Let's take your business. We voice mail
I feel like I was cornered in the position I was in.
Like I couldn't get those shots, you know?
See that?
Damn, he running!
Oh god!
God's move.
Ooh, we landed that!
Let's go!
Easy peasy!
Get him!
You're kidding me.
He must have bolted.
He must have bolted.
For me to kill nobody from that?
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Yeah, damn
I was about to use my E, but I want to be in a little bit of a better position.
Where are we at?
Okay, I mean halfway to the old again.
Might as well commit.
Trying to think who else could be useful here.
Maybe Ash?
I feel like my ult hasn't done anything.
Or like they have good counters for it, that's why.
I
Damn son god damn so what's the soldier doing behind me?
How could the team allow it does my question oh
It's about to get my old to a lucky a lucky date
yeah the way he's just literally running running and gunning me down I don't
know how that team is allowing it that's crazy like look at this guy man how
how's he getting away with this I can't even hit this guy but I can hit her
Goddamn. Goddamn. We almost got her!
Sheesh.
Okay, we were able to clear it out.
We were able to push him back a little bit with that ult.
Although we don't get kills, we can just push him back again.
Let's go!
Like, I'm landing stuff, you know?
It's not like I'm not landing stuff.
And to be fair, we are doing pretty good.
We keep getting to that point where it's like, it's close.
I just can't hit the soldier.
Ah, so close, dude, so close.
I had soldier at like 2 HP.
god damn only 34 34 percent of our old two
they got 30 seconds okay we're gonna go over time for sure should be able to
defend to overtime
what was that
oh god like I need I need some healing
We got him!
Dude bullseye!
Healing! Thank you, thank you.
We got it! Let's go!
Didn't even need the other old dude.
Didn't even need it!
Let's get it, let's get it.
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Okay!
No!
I know I had my Ea, but I was trying to draw their whole team to the back end.
To allow my teammates to like position themselves on the objective.
I feel like it worked if um, if my teammates were gonna execute that play.
Hmm, okay.
I don't know why he ulted so soon.
They're stalking the pain.
Woo!
Did we get her?
We didn't get Bridges? You're kidding me.
I totally thought I would've killed her.
Okay, we're not doing as good anymore.
Okay, yeah, let's change let's change let's change it. Um
Maybe this let's let's try this girl. Let's try this girl
Should be able to force our way in there, you know
Nice little teleport we've got 30 seconds come on
Nice oh
Shuuuush!
Okay, but like our team is on the payload, right? Let's go!
I'll start the plan.
Dude, I'll start the plan.
Nice. You enjoying that spaghetti, Therion?
Yeah, I'm so hungry now.
Woo!
Nice, we got the checkpoint though.
Excellent.
Excellent! Dude, with that one life too, I got halfway to my own.
Excellent. You're kidding me. Let's go. Mowing them down. Mowing them down. Let's go. Oh,
She's so weak!
Niiiice! Let's go!
Oh, I missed! God damn it!
Hey, we did it!
That's what I'm talking about, damn!
Let's see who got play of the game.
The Torbjorn, of course!
Of course Torbjorn was gonna get it.
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I love killing people with the E. I love it.
Okay. We've broken it before, we can break it again.
I love how they never expect somebody to use their E either.
A ganchi using his E is a priority, especially when they're all lined up like that.
It's a beautiful sight.
Goddamn.
Is there any healing thing over here?
I was literally about to eat. Turn around and eat. I didn't think the one... Yeah, he got me with a headshot.
I was not expecting a headshot. He's doing pretty good though. He's like double everyone's damage in the lobby, so...
I feel like he's a little bit outranking everyone. It's just a hunch. Goddamn already.
I
Can't get my old second time huh
Shame it is what it is
But you know what that McCreety really good 10k damage dude
He was landing his headshots man. That dude was landing his headshots.
I'm not surprised he got play the game. He was landing his headshots.
What's up, Warner? You going for the Lune Prize Will? The luxury Lune Prize Will. Let's go.
Yeah, that sound a little sus man. I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, okay, I don't know about that. I don't know about that
I think I'm a little sussy. Let's do the Luna Prize wheel and let's go back to our
ahhh
club music man
do it
what the cubs
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it didn't work
it didn't work
close though
that was pretty close
the writing is
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close though
that was pretty close
the writing is
Oh my, the nutcracker. Let's try him out.
Easy.
Get at me, where'd this guy go? Why is he running away from me?
This dude's really gonna run away from me.
I love how I was like trying to E him, but because he was moving around, my E wasn't landing on him.
Okay, Jesus Christ.
Okay, Jesus Christ. There we go.
Goddamn.
I
Oh boy
No
Let's give a track
Maybe some far maybe
Maybe a little bit of Pharah.
I don't know, you couldn't fly above that.
That's kind of annoying.
Oh hello.
What are you doing over there, Junkrat?
Damn.
Not Junkrat.
Uh, what's his name?
Primalie Legends.
Urgot.
The song is nice.
You like this one?
Where's everyone at?
Literally, we're- dude.
Of course I choose Pharah and like I see no one.
Literally no one at him.
Insane.
Arezzo.
Let's do it.
Do we do a little bit of a gentshi again?
He's fun.
I'm not gonna lie.
Let's try him one more time.
One more time.
And then I might do some far on this map.
He is fun, yeah.
Like the moment you taste him, it sounds a little bit wrong, but I'm just saying, he
ends up being really fun.
Much lies in store.
Let us see to it.
I also like the skin I have.
like neon blue stealth blue comes to mind back to give it a name like stealth
blue getting one highlight plays addicting and then you want to do it
again literally right and of course when you get that too everyone's like oh my
god he's a god he's a god going for another code 9123 that's pretty good
Let's see if that one opens up the vault.
What?
9? No, not 9. $500 though if it does.
Oh wait, no, that's the regular loot prize vault.
Warner, the regular loot prize vault.
The code starts with a 6.
As a hint, remember, remember.
So do you want to get close like this?
this when doing there we go
let's go Molly Wappam
let's go what you got do what you got do
Okay, he's like weak! He's like weak! Somebody kill him! He's like weak!
Dude, I went hard there though. Gotta admit, if he didn't have Moira healing him, easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy.
Don't worry, I'm gonna refund you your channel points for that one, alright?
God, dang.
Let's get up there.
Heesh!
That was tough, that was tough, that was tough.
I mean, I did push them back to my team to push in, that's how I'm going to justify that.
Also, I'm close to my ult, but of course my ult team, guys.
Unlucky and fortunate.
Woo!
Thank you for the heals!
Okay, we gotta get- we gotta get close range.
Gotta get close range, come on.
Oh shi- shi-
Dude, where- where is healers?
I have a Lucio right there, why is there healing?
Ah, damn.
Wait, who else is our healer? Moira? Dude, where was Moira? Where the people at? Come on!
Bruh, and then they all die. And then they all literally die.
Sheesh!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I couldn't use the ult.
Save my life there, dude.
Okay.
Although Genji was fun and although I was literally slapping them crazy in the beginning,
We're gonna have to do this girl.
I think she's gonna make the difference here.
I might use Genji again on defense, but dude.
I came to get close to them now because of uh...
They adapted.
They learned.
And we only have a minute left to make some plays.
We got this person right here.
He's extremely annoying.
I
Didn't wear it. Okay. Everyone's dead. Everyone is dead. Oh boy
When they all dead though, what about again G
I mean team did pretty good
We couldn't we can it like the moment we stepped foot in the initial objective. We couldn't touch it again
We literally couldn't touch it again, step one foot in the objectives.
But let's see if we can do the same thing to them.
That's the goal.
We gotta do the same thing to them.
I think I did fine as Genshi.
I just gotta do it again.
And figure out how to use my ult.
Dude, I don't know what it was, but it was a struggle to use the ult.
Got a really time to, like, when I activate it, I feel like it's got to be on top of somebody, right?
It's got to be right on top of them, then I pop it out. I feel like I keep popping it out way too soon.
And then that happens.
Let's see if we can do the same thing to them, because I would love to get an overtime.
Here we just need to be like around here, right?
Ideally, like right here.
This would be pretty good.
Okay, so this is the ideal range.
I gotta be really close to them to do my right click, otherwise it's better to just do left
click.
Okay.
I wasn't sure.
Woo!
Okay.
Unfortunately Doomfist is literally fisting everybody.
It's super unfortunate!
Am I gonna lie though?
Totally aware they're with the music.
Oh we lost already.
Feel like we locked already
There we go, there we go. I was about to eat but I was just jumping around and find my teammates
hoping
rain for the gods for a heal
Nice wait bastion
Doing a little some some
Let's go. Okay. I think they won though
Damn just like that
Just like that! Dude, tough. Not gonna lie, tough. Alright, moving on to the next one though, just like that.
We're gonna go fast paced. Fast paced. Especially now that damage is only a three minute wait time.
Gotta take advantage of that. It's only three minutes instead of 59. Totally gotta take advantage of that.
Yeah, let me keep practicing with Genji.
I felt like you saw me getting into a rhythm, but I was able to get Doomfist.
I'm learning the difference between like using my right click, left click, all that stuff.
What the dude my my E my E my shift should have killed this dude straight up okay well
she's cheating she's testing out her new hacks
Ha ha ha!
Little makeover here is like, okay, let me test out my new hats.
Oh, not dead, huh?
Jesus Christ.
I hear her on the other side of the wall.
Where'd she go?
What's she's up here?
Right, where's she?
Where's she at?
Ah, there we go, dude. I was gonna land that long shot.
For the life of me.
Ah ha ha ha ha
No!
No!
Sheesh!
I'm leading the killboard though.
I see someone.
I was about to kill this tracer man! I was about to kill this tracer!
Until Reaper intervenes.
Now damn Reaper, you really gonna be like that?
Gonna be a little viennish-nitzen.
Woo wee! Woo wee!
What's with all these Urgot's?
Haha, that's cute.
Why aren't they fighting each other?
Haha, thank you.
I'm gonna try my ult out.
I didn't have an opportunity with that health.
health. That health bar was way too low. Popped my old health. Jesus. And again...
I love it. I love it. I also love the fact that my ult does no damage to tanks.
It's like four hits. When it should be two. To everyone. I don't care who you are.
To everyone!
Oh sheesh!
Bastion over here coming in.
Thank god he's gone.
I'm gonna look at the damage chart it's gotta be like two million against these big boys
Really two million.
Woo!
Goddammit!
Little tracer!
Little tracer!
Yeah, I'm gonna help kill this guy.
Don't be perfectly honest.
Oh cool, he can't die.
He literally can't die.
So annoying.
The Urgot?
They're so freaking annoying, dude.
Genshi's good against like a ton of squishies.
A ton of squishies.
Alright, who are we going to pick?
I might do some Pharah.
I might do some Pharah.
That wouldn't be too bad.
Stry her out.
Security chief.
We're on security detail.
Stry her out.
I love how my watch is telling me to stand.
Something's gotta be messed up here.
I've been standing this whole time.
I've been standing all day.
Yeah, combo is really well with Mercy, but unfortunately a team is like nah, we good.
We'll do something else.
What? Who killed me? Oh my god, their Pharah killed me. I didn't know they had a Pharah,
and of course they do the Mercy combo too. I have nobody. I literally have nobody, but
they have a Mercy. I won't be able to get any heals. It's funny, playing Pharah is like
playing piano. You have to do so many things at once.
I feel like this isn't going to work out. Let's change it up. Let's change it up. I feel like it's not going to work out.
ummm
maybe some Mai, let's try Mai
we gotta try something different man
Far was an air when I don't have any healers
and at least with Mai there's like some good defense
I can self heal
and that's really my ultimate goal, self heal
Okay, I see I'm literally the only one on the objective
Holy moly
Am I streaming on Thanksgiving?
No unfortunately not there, you know.
Won't be streaming Thursday, but I will be streaming Wednesday and Friday.
That's gonna be the only day out of the week.
down stream. Dude we might lose this game like instant. Hot damn. Hot damn! That Insta
kill headshot. You see? There had to be a headshot right? I wasn't gonna see until I
I guess I somehow accidentally skip the preview skip the replay
Dude what this unbelievable unbelievable, of course, it's a soldier. That's just right-clicking of course
I will Bob and I leave it. Oh my god. I match on Orisa with the same skin
It's a rare sight. We don't see that
They soldiers still over here? Yeah, I want to get behind them.
Give the mercy! There we go!
Oh god. It's soldier boy.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
Hit him with that hit shot.
Also, I love that nobody... can I get some heals? There we go. Thank you, Lucia.
Oh my. Um, might want to do this.
And then do this. And then do this, cause I'm gonna die.
There we go.
Ah, that was a good wall, bro! That was a good wall for my team!
That was a decent wall for my team, dude. I'm coming back!
You missed me.
Dude, that was an ult. That ult was game changing.
Let's go this way. I feel like we'll get there faster.
But we're doing alright. We finally made... I mean, we still gotta make the checkpoints.
But at least if it goes to overtime, that doesn't matter, right?
So we just have to be the last ones on it.
So... oh my god!
Bruh.
Freeze them up!
Raise him up! Oh god, I'm gonna be the only one here.
I stalled a little bit. I stalled a little bit.
I can't hear whatever this guy's saying.
Might not even be in English.
Snicky, sneaky does it.
Oh my, Lantus.
Who's hitting me?
Wait!
UGHH!
Moira die!
DIE!
Dude, got my ult too.
Okay.
We're close.
We're close to turning the tides right here with my ult.
We are very close.
Dude, there's one map.
I'm shocked they got rid of it.
There's one map that I really enjoyed.
In Overwatch 1.
It was like the one with the cherry blossom tree and all that.
Let's go!
Dude, where is it? Oh my god, they're literally above me.
The two above me, man. Goddamn.
I feel like I'm, I'm doing what I can for this team.
But you know what's ironic? I'm always the last one there.
Always the last one there.
That's like, alive.
Ooh, that was a good snipe.
That was a good snipe for me.
We needed that, we needed that.
Nice, this pushed this thing all the way over here, yeah.
Wooo! That was close. Jesus Christ!
Close to the ult again though. Damn, big booty Reinhardt smashing each other up.
Let's do it, let's do it!
We're gonna be like right here?
I'm sure of it.
No!
Nice!
Excellent!
Excellent!
Moira's down!
What's the soldier boy doing?
Let's do that.
about them.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
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I just like to check the weight of your dough
as in like pizza dough
yeah I gotta place my E somewhere
if I want to skadaw skadoodle right
I guess right here is good
5 4 3 2 it went
We'll do this
Get behind all of them
Thank God she's dead dude. What's about this way?
Oh, she's
She soldier new
I was the only one that got a kill I
Didn't realize it was gonna be like that team. I didn't know that was the outcome
Yeah, let's put it around here. That's good. I didn't think they would push up that fast
You know what? Let's do that. Let's put it over here. That's a good spot. That's a good spot.
And then we'll get behind them again.
Ewww!
They'll never suspect the thing.
Yes!
Wooo, good stuff.
That was close dude.
That was close.
Well
Let's go back at it
You're kidding me the timing of that dude
The timing of that one
Healed himself right when I was about to obliterate him
shi-i-i-i-i-ish
whoopee's
we gotta do this
oh there's a few of them weak over there
You're kidding me, that heal man, come on!
Come on!
Where's the team at dude, there's a guy right there!
Alright. Let's do this one. I have a good feeling about this one here. I think it's going to be alright.
I'm going to try and win. I'll say it might be worth doing Reaper again too. The left clicker.
I was in that corner for a little bit.
That's crazy man.
Alright, we're gonna be dealing some damage now.
That got me like way boosted to my ult.
Dude, I take the long way, why am I all the way over here?
Oh, he was so close to dying, dude.
The whole team is dead.
I'm lucky.
Super unlucky.
We gotta go over here.
Alright, missed that.
Damn.
Okay, okay.
I'll use the ult and then...
I don't even know!
Apparently nothing's working!
Nothing's working!
It might be this map too.
I'm gonna try...
I wanna say Reaper?
Wh-who do they have?
I mean, I could use Reaper and get close to him, or even McCree, honestly.
God damn!
I mean, I have lured at least two of them over here, right? So...
Why does my team push in?
Ha ha!
My team's gotta push in! Come on!
I don't even have a chance to use my ult with my team.
My ult basically makes everybody shoot super super super fast.
But the enemy is doing so much better that like my team is just hanging behind...
...everyone.
and
okay there we go there we go there we go we're gonna get diva
we're gonna get diva
god damn
That's close.
I'm outta there.
Ah, of course he didn't move.
Of course he didn't move.
Woo!
Woo!
The whole squad is dying.
Oh, Bastion is so weak.
Oh, thank god. Okay, we got them accrued.