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Hey, what's up what's up guys how's it going how you doing how you doing hopefully good
hopefully fantastic as I always say you know because nice to feel good right and
guess what I'm playing today some fire watch I am gonna be a fireman for the
day I think that's how this game goes from what I remember anyway
Luna's still here Luna's still very chill. She out here? Being very chill? Look at that.
We suggested it to you so long ago. I know I know. Dude I'm excited to play it. I'm really excited
to play it. It's gonna be that nice intense zen that I think we all crave and need right now.
You know what I mean? It's what we need.
It's what we need.
Chillest girl on Earth, literally.
Look at that.
Whoa, what was that side eye? Good...
Bro, every time, every time, I don't know where the side eye just comes out.
She crazy.
Ice-eating ASMR
She's slaying with that bombastic side-eye
Yeah, I'm gonna give her the tweak. I'm gonna give her one because the big one so it's gonna count as two
over there
He's a good girl. He's a good girl. I
Like that ASMR. I feel like I would too if I'm being perfectly honest. I
I feel like I would love just to hear some chewed ice here. Let me see very calmly. I'm gonna watch it back and see
I think so I think so okay, let's dive into it dude
new game
New game new life. I feel like the only other you know, I really miss I really miss life is strange. I
I love Life of Strange, man. So good. That's an awesome game.
I'm hoping I could somehow experience another
version like that. I know this one is
supposed to be very good too. Panic, Inc.
Am I in the mood to be panic?
Boulder, Colorado, 1975.
It tickles
the back side of my head. Which one?
You see Julia? Who's Julia?
Who's my lover? Is it my long distance relationship person?
You see Julia. She's about your age, late 20s, laughing with well-dressed...
With well-dressed professors and grad students from nearby CU Boulder you me
Henry are out drinking with your pals you approach her
You are drunk boy. Oh, it is decision-based bro. I love this
Okay
I'm happy that it's this is the decision-based
decision-based
you're drunk
Clearly
Clearly I am you you you
You're pretty
No, so
You're you know major
Damn both these options are pretty lackluster pretty embarrassing if I'm being honest
What do you guys think? The first one? One is even worse than two. Yeah, I know, right?
This one sounds, it could sound mean somehow, you know. If somebody walks up during something.
What's your major? The you, you're pretty. Sounds pretty good. You're pretty. She says
cool oh no you're pretty she says coolie you are not what wait why the game
got to be like that listen the game is lying do not listen to it you are all
pretty we are all pretty the creatures of the universe are all pretty you are a
future no you are yeah you are a future hangover what you reply confused someone
should buy you a cheeseburger she says she flags down the waiter and one week
later you are Julia's boyfriend she's just like that just like that we get
Julia easy peasy hey what a nice lady backpack oh
to use object.
Oh.
I got a little bit confused there.
I'm not gonna lie.
Yeah, what am I in cheeseburger?
Dude, cheeseburgers are universal.
Cheeseburgers are life.
You gotta get down with a decent cheeseburger.
Now, of course, because I'm vegetarian,
I'd be down with the veggieburger,
same thing same thing you can't even tell the difference anymore between
vegan burgers and regular burgers you'd be lying to yourself you did get in the
truck just another just another day at the job you date for over a year she
drives you absolutely nuts it's great you move in you share an apartment near
the school with a view of the mountains. You two drink beers out on the deck. You drink
beer just about anywhere. Life is good. Julia wants to get a dog. There's a scruffy, undersized
beagle. Julia is in love. She wants to bring it with her to class. There's also an intimidating
but gentle-eyed German Shepherd.
I love German Shepherd to me!
Nothing bad could happen to Julia while walking this dog.
It's badass.
You pick up the beagle and she names him Bucket.
You adopt the Shepherd and name him Mayhem.
Oof!
Both cute.
Do we...
Do we...
Give in and cater to Julia's love of the Beagle.
Or will she learn to love the German Shepherd?
Wait a second.
Hold up now.
I don't want to, I don't want to chew something and she dies.
Like that's where my mind is going right now.
I chewed the German Shepherd and no sorry I chewed the Beagle and all of a sudden it's
like oh by the way she got mugged on the streets.
I mean, forehead curbs stomped because you didn't have the German Shepherd.
I don't want to deal with that.
I don't want to deal with that on my conscience, you know what I mean?
So I'm just saying.
Intimidating but gentle-eyed German Shepherd.
Ah, let's get her the beagle.
God damn.
Bucket is a pretty good name.
Bucket's a good dog.
And a week later, you've totally forgotten about the other one.
Julia loves him.
You love him too.
I would, I would, I'm just saying.
1979, you talk out on the deck, it's summer, 9.30 PM,
and the heat still radiates off of the high desert.
What do you think about kids?
She asks.
Kids?
They're not very smart, or good at much.
I'm saying if you and I have some.
A couple little idiots, you know?
That would be pretty good.
Let's go with that.
We're in the love story.
We got to commit.
We're in the love story.
Okay.
In that case, we should probably get married.
Yeah.
I would like that, you say.
These kids are going to be screwed up enough.
It's probably for the best that their parents are hitched.
You say she's absolutely right.
Aw.
Fascinating.
But what does this have to do with the firefighting scenario?
What is this?
Is not recommended for inexperienced hikers.
You're in their count. You're in their country. No fireworks. Do not forget to check in.
Okay. I go this way, right?
Beautiful. Absolutely stunning.
1980. So one year later. It's Thursday night and Julia is four hours late. She doesn't call.
you're worried and getting angrier by the minute. She walks in after you've gone
to bed. It's Thursday night and Julia is four hours late. Oh what happened? Oh my
god what happened? Girl yeah girl where have you been? She's not quite drunk but
she's clearly been having a fun time. You fight when she gets back between the
She- Wait, what? You fight when she gets between the sheets. Oh.
You get mad or you ignore her?
Me personally? Me personally? Like the person that I am? I would just ignore her?
Because I'd be too angry? So I'd be like- I'm that very like- I'm gonna try and deal with my issues
of like why I'm angry with her first before I like put that on to her you
know what I mean because I feel like that's never fair to anybody like I
gotta understand where my anger is coming from and then I'm gonna talk to her
about it and like in a calm way though so I don't I wouldn't be like Matt I
wouldn't get mad I'd probably ignore her but we should get I like that yes
anomaly yes get mad we need the plot exactly we we do have to know what's
going on here so for the sake of the plot I will get Matt so that we can so we
know what's going on you call her an incantation bro oh no I don't like this I
should have just ignored her dude hey what is this I'm feeling things oh no
oh no what they have to do to me you call her an inconsiderate asshole she
It tells you to eff yourself and to not be such a baby.
You call her selfish.
That's fair.
She knows you mean it and it hurts her feelings.
Bruh, bruh, bruh, she calls me, she just called me a baby, first of all.
I think that's rude, okay?
But we gotta patch it up, right?
What happens when you fight?
You have the make-up S-E-X, I'm just saying!
That's what, that's what's supposed to happen, okay?
Julia, 1981, so one year later.
Julia still likes to draw. She draws plants from her research, she draws all the places
you go, she draws you. You pose and flex like he-man. Good lord. You frolic like a Victoria's
Secret model. I probably do the Victoria's Secret model thing. I think it's just funny.
Let's go. Let's do this.
Julia was right. You are very pretty.
Let's go!
Yes.
Yes.
Exactly. Thank you, Julia.
You're very pretty.
You!
Whoa!
What the heck is this?
It's getting a little musky right now.
This, this ain't the weather that's...
That looks good.
What does it say?
Two forks, lookout tower, eight more miles still.
Oh, the lookout tower?
Oh no, it's just sunset, right?
Bro, I thought the fire started already and I was like, damn.
Okay, one year later, 1982,
During the summers, you and Julia enjoy walking Bucket at night.
There's a festival in town. It brings in folks from far away places.
One of them tries to mug you with a knife.
Oh no.
Bucket gets kicked.
Beep-a! F! The dog!
Julia yells. She gets flustered and has trouble speaking when she is stressed.
You confront the attacker. You scare him away. You beat his goddamn face in.
Oh my god. Bucket should be okay though. Let's keep that in mind. Because he did
kick bucket, but...hmmm. I would say we're better off scaring him away so we don't
escalate the situation. You reach into your pocket like you've got a gun and
threaten to kill him. You manage to scare all three of you. He runs away. All three
of us? Julia asks to take a different path from that day forward. You say okay.
You don't want to go that way either. When they said take a different path, I
was assuming like in life thank God it was just the streets from then on you
walked by the river it's even better get a better view now right 1984 oh I think
that's two years later plans to have kids get waylaid by work that's not good
Julia gets offered a job at Yale Yale is in Connecticut 2,000 miles away it's a
great job associate department chair. She wants to move. You absolutely do not.
Convince her not to take the job. Agree if she can, if she can commute back and forth.
That's a tough one. That's a tough one. That's a make and break relationship kind of decision right
there. Absolutely. Man, I'd hate to convince someone to not take a job, but I guess if
I'm in this specific relationship, right? It would be one of those scenarios where
I'd be like, how much do you value this relationship? Because if you're trying to have
kids and whatnot like you know what I mean like I guess what am I doing to you
know can I move why can't I move if her job is gonna be better than mine I feel
like I should be able to compromise like that agree if she commutes back and
forth agree if she can commute back and forth I think that's the most reasonable
thing I wouldn't want to convince her not to take the job so let's go with we're
going to agree if she can commute back and forth. Let's do that. You ask her if
she'll commute back and forth. You don't want to move to Connecticut. She says
that that'll be hard, but she'll do it if you won't move. You tell her not to pass
it up if that's what she wants. She agrees. She flies back to Boulder three times
each semester.
1985 Julia sent home from Yale on paid leave after having an episode. She lost it on a college.
She lost it on a colleague for borrowing books that were important to her research. She didn't
remember she had happily loaned them to him just two days prior.
She was found crying in the stairwell.
The options.
You say that maybe you guys should talk to someone about it.
Or you make macaroni and drink wine and try to forget about it.
Oh, that does not sound good.
Are you saying like try to forget about it like just me?
You say that maybe you guys should talk to someone about it.
Oh, are we on the phone though?
Okay.
Yeah, we gotta be able to support.
So we chose, we are choosing for her
to be able to talk about it.
After seeing multiple doctors and having many tests,
they were, oh no.
They are worried that Julia might be suffering
from early onset dementia.
She is 41.
You both decide to keep it a secret for now.
It's gonna be one of those stories, huh?
It's going to be one of those stories that bring it to you to my eyes, huh?
Unbelievable.
I don't know if...
X.
What?
Did I just...
Bro.
Excuse me?
I'm sorry I had to subject y'all to that.
Bucket is getting older.
Julia comments that it's kind of nice because he gets in less trouble around the house.
A week later, she goes back to the university.
1987.
Julia's affliction gets worse.
She can't remember things in class.
Her research is in shambles.
She drives her car to the next town over for no particular reason and has to be brought
home by the police.
She is devastated.
She is sent home on permanent medical leave.
Some days you get the Julia who calls you a dope and your unborn children little idiots.
Other days you get a stranger.
She pulls you into bed to make love.
After five minutes she goes into a panic believing her dad is at the door.
You tell her family.
They are crushed and begin to make trips to and from their home in Australia to visit her.
For a while, your friends come by with little things to brighten the day.
She gets worse.
1988.
You spend your days following Julia around the house.
You count the seconds between the two weekly visits from Daniel, the nurse.
He suggests that Julia could live somewhere else.
with 24-hour care, a home. It sits with you for a couple months. Options. You decide to
move her into a full-time care facility or you are determined to take care of her by
yourself. I think I'm determined to take care of her by myself.
Oh man, that's one of those decisions where it feels kind of lazy if I can't do it, but
if I was worried that she needed the medical attention because I wouldn't be up to snuff
to take care of her, meaning like she would maybe hurt herself because she needs the constant
24 seven care then that's the time I would consider like the facility
It is impossibly hard
The worst is when you get mad at her like when she tries to cook her own food
You can't do anything without her and she can't do anything without you
When she goes to sleep you stay up for a few hours
drinking on the deck
watching baseball in the summer
College basketball in the winter.
Drinking then too.
You start going out after you put her to bed.
The first time you do it, you worry about her getting up and walking around while you're gone.
Options.
You put a chair in front of the bedroom door.
Or you trust that she sleeps like a rock.
Ooh man, I don't like any of these options.
Oh man, I don't like any of these options.
I feel like they're both just set up for failure.
They're both just so bad.
I literally, for me, I can't trust that she's gonna be sleeping like rock.
I don't even know how you could go out and have a good time like that too.
I'd be like too worried, right?
And then the chair in front of the door just sounds like jail slash, I think that would
just worry her because if she gets up and she can't leave, dude, these are both
bad. Oh, these are both bad. I don't like the idea of putting a chair in front of
the door because what if she needs to leave, right? But, oh no! They're gonna
make me do it. Something bad happens in each one. For me, the scenario I picture,
if I put a chair in front of the door, the room could get on fire and she can't
leave and then it's my fault, right? The second option where I just trust that she
sleeps like a rock, she gets up, she wanders outside, something happens to her.
They're both bad. I can't deal with this. But I think if I had to be in that
situation and choose between these two, I would do the... I just can't feel good
putting a chair there. If I made the decision that I'm going out, that's
already a bad decision to begin with, so I gotta deal with that decision and
and trust that she sleeps like a rock, then.
That's the only thing I could do.
You go to the same bar at the boring end of Pearl Street.
It's nice there.
Over time, you tell Sheila the bartender everything.
It's a huge weight off.
You're home and in bed by 1 AM a couple nights a week.
You look forward to those nights.
1989.
One night, you are stopped at a DUI checkpoint.
You blow a .10 and are taken to jail for the night.
You consider trying to hide it by you, but you tell your sister-in-law Susan.
Julia's parents take the next plane from Australia.
They can't believe the state your house is in.
Then they tell you Julia is coming to live with them.
You don't argue.
You say you'll visit soon.
A few weeks go by.
Summer is coming and you see an ad in the paper for a job.
You take it.
watchtower. Enter the lookout watchtower. What was that? So it looks like it took all
all day to get over here.
Ah, the moon.
I really love the graphics.
It's got this like nice, almost anime-ish style to it so far.
And I really like that.
What was that?
Oh, OK, where's the entrance?
Propane.
Did I pass the front door?
Mm.
Turn the power on.
Got a little radio.
Oh, this is the job?
Hold left shift to activate the radio.
Select the dialogue.
Ahhhh.
Release shift to talk to Dahlia.
Hello?
Whoever this is?
It's Henry, right?
Yeah.
I'm Dahlia.
Yeah, that's what the guy said on the phone.
So, what's wrong with you?
Excuse me?
said on the phone excuse me people take this job to get away from something so
what's wrong what's wrong with you that's a great idea go ahead look I just
hiked for two days so I don't really follow whatever it is you're doing right
now today hi you take a stab at what's wrong with me fine then can I sleep
How do we reply? Ah. So we need to guess why she's over there at her lookout tower.
Um, oh shoot. Oh man, I didn't know there was a time limit. Okay, it's fine. From the options that I saw,
I don't know anything about you, but maybe you just really like trees, maybe it's...
Gosh, maybe it's a tree fetish.
A tree fetish.
A tree fetish.
I don't know about a tree fetish.
Good night.
Welcome to the job.
Wow, this is cool, man.
This is cool.
Wow, dude.
That got hot and heavy with that whole relationship scenario so far.
Jesus Christ, man, that's heavy
Okay
645. Whoops. Don't worry about it. That hike puts everyone out of commission for a day or two.
But now that you're up, let me quickly get you acquainted with the job. There's a thing in
the middle of your room with a round map on it. Do you see it? Singular thing with a round map on
it. Yeah? This one? Okay, yeah, I see it. This is the Osborn Fire Finder, invented in 1914 by WB.
What is it West facing window this way wait where oh god and to use compass
Uh, Zoom?
This way?
Oh.
Well, I'm trying to get to the firework.
Oh, I shoot, I see them.
Um, yeah.
I am!
Lower compass?
Alright.
Henry?
Uh, should I go out?
Should I go out?
Let me go out.
Let me go out.
Let me go out.
Let me go out.
Okay.
Henry should I go out? Should I go out? Let me go out. Let me go out. I guess not
dude, I'm
This is the fireworks I
Think yeah, that's west fireworks
Whoa, that's not legal, right?
fire danger is through the fucking roof is that really my job your job is
whatever I say it is the closest Ranger is like two days away go down there and
set him straight oh man okay we have some options like comma kick the peas out
of them or can I write them a ticket or I'm not really into discipline can I
write them a ticket it's not in the job description do I write them a ticket
Easy there, Dirty Harry.
Well?
Dirty Harry.
I need a rope to get down the shale between you and the lake, if I remember right.
There should be one in the supply box on the way.
The code is 1234.
It's actually that for all of them.
Perfect.
Convenient.
That's one word for it.
Toolbox?
Okay.
Um, what did she say that I needed to do?
You just need to go over there.
What was the code for though?
She said that I had to open a box or something?
Or is it when I get over there?
Man, these freaking pesky kids with their fireworks.
Why do we have a pine corn here?
Well, you see.
When is it not a good time to have a pinecone?
So we need to head west.
We have our compass.
We have our map.
Where are we?
Two forks.
Is that where the fireworks are?
So where are we?
Um...
Huh?
I guess we're at the two forks.
Okay, lower map.
I'm gonna keep my compass out just in case.
I mean, she said west.
So we're gonna stick west,
but I do wanna stay on a trail just so that
nothing gets crazy.
We don't lose our location, our positioning.
I wonder if you can get lost?
I feel like we could.
That's why I don't really want to test that out.
Ah, the box. This has got to be the box that she was talking about.
The supply chain. I found the supply box.
I found the supply box.
What was the code again?
I think it was uh...
4321?
I keyed, I keyed.
Easy!
1, 2, 3, 4.
Supply cash.
What do we got in here?
Nice.
I thought we weren't supposed to leave food out.
Hey, a snack!
True that, true that.
Um, so should we drop this?
Yeah.
We'll put it back.
Let's take the rope.
So deal with whoever is setting off the fireworks.
Copy information just in case.
Nice.
So we have an updated version of our map.
Let's take a look at the note.
Looks like it's from July 7th, 1986.
Ron, hey man, guy couldn't take it so I locked up his lookout and put some stuff in the box.
Found one of those bars you liked hiking into the park, but let's get f'd when I'm back Dave
Okay, well
Let's
leave that there for now and
We are gonna want our compass. Just make sure that we're going west
So be this way you see this is what I'm talking about we arrived at the fork and we don't want to
Navigate where there might be some bears or something, you know, you got to be careful.
I know they got to be everywhere Evelyn.
They literally have to be everywhere, most likely.
They're like roaches. The roaches of twitch.
Art toggle jogging. Oh, let's do that. Oh shoot. Okay, good. I got worried that I was
going off trail. But I should be good. The compass doesn't lie. What's that noise? Oh,
the fireworks. Okay. Hmm. Ah, so we have to go down there, huh? Attach rope to the
hook. Okay, okay. It's a little dangerous, but...
And that's exactly why. It's dangerous. Exactly why. My goodness.
Here we are, and subscribing with Prime!
Thank you so much, dude.
32 months, really appreciate it.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
And who else, who was that?
Red Knight with the 20, the big 23?
Wasn't that Michael Jordan's number?
In either case, thank you, thank you, dude.
Appreciate it.
Ooh, am I still going the right way?
West.
As long as we're headed west, we're fine.
Another one.
Wait, but I don't have...
Old climbing gear.
Examine.
Hmm...
Can I just go down?
No?
So I need to find another toolbox then, huh?
I didn't pass one, right guys?
Dang it.
Report Meadow.
Sure.
Um.
Wow, there's a big rock now cropping down here near the lake.
It's really something.
Yeah, makes for good camping.
There used to be a group of guys who would boulder out there a couple times a year.
What happened to them?
Dunno.
Just stopped coming out.
Oh.
Interesting.
I mean we're here, we might as well clean it up right?
It's part of the job and I don't mind doing my job.
Although I don't know if this is gonna delay me from giving a ticket to those kids or adults,
I don't know.
Blowing up those fireworks right now.
Is that a supply box?
No, but it's camping gear, which is weird.
Oh, is this the, was this where the fireworks
are being set off?
Might have been.
Backpacks.
So they're down at the lake, huh?
How do I stomp out?
Oh, look, they decided to have a campfire, too.
No, they color-coded the fire danger signs in case people were illiterate.
But I guess that doesn't take into account just plain stupid, does it?
It sure doesn't.
Look at that. Bottle of whiskey.
The left half of bottle of whiskey. Decent stuff.
Drunk Pyromaniacs. Fucking great.
Heading a bunch of empty beer cans. They threw them all over hell.
Are you fucking serious?
Yeah, sure am.
People are just the worst, aren't they?
Bury on.
They're not great, no.
With the big Fee Luna redeems.
Okay, give me one second.
Let's see. I can give her another one. I can give her another one.
The calming chews.
Delicious. Luna says thank you, thank you.
And Luna definitely knows the word redeem.
Especially the word treat redeem.
She hears that and she will go crazy.
I'm sure the miners were really good.
Better at least fucking litter bugs though, that's for sure.
Mm-hmm.
Gotta stomp out this fire.
Is it out?
For good measure, just in case.
And then we gotta pick up the...
Trash!
Singamon whiskey.
Cool. Save it for later. Hold E. Oh wait. Dang it. I tried. Clean up. The fireworks.
Look at that.
Ain't no more fireworks that they're gonna be
setting off tonight.
Well, I put out the fire.
Man, I wouldn't name that forest fire something good too.
Man, I can always restart it.
Uh, no, I think your first instinct was the right one.
So are we good?
Do we just keep traveling?
West?
Two pairs of clothes. Oh shoot. We got some nudists
Got a couple of nudists
So I'm not gonna write them a ticket
I've found her all.
A nudie pyromaniac.
Remain professional.
Remain professional under these conditions.
How?
Another bra
Here of
And another bra to examine okay, this is weird though
Oh, I hear the music found them
So we have to tell them off I don't want to be that guy so awkward
Alright, options. I know you're lighting fireworks. Quit the fireworks or else. Please cool it with the fireworks, okay?
I'm not stare. I mean, yeah, I'm considering I guess
Well, they're partly cracked.
I am sad and I am out in the woods.
So, I mean, it is what it is.
Ah, teenagers.
Eh, went fine.
I hope they drown as one of the options.
It's done.
I wouldn't say that it's fine, but it's done
Trail sign should we turn off the music
Hey
I'm just gonna take it with me it is what it is
So we go back right? We have to pull out the map.
Looks like I can't look at my map. Let's put it over there.
I'm sorry. It is what it is.
Unfortunately we cannot examine the pair of paintings again. What a shame.
Compass out, map out, find a way back to the two forks look out.
So we just head back, it wouldn't be west, it would be east, right?
So as long as we stay east, we're good.
And then eventually we'll come back to, we can examine the bra again though.
Do we just take it?
No, we put it on the floor.
Good, for good measure.
I'm just kidding. I do feel bad. It is kind of weird though that all of their clothing is
Very far from where they are. It's kind of like a spontaneous
Unimaginable as a detective like the scenario playing out where it's like they're getting drunk over here
They got their their their whiskey and then their beer and then right and then all of a sudden they were just like
They're like, hey, let's go. Let's go skinny jipping
Yeah, let's go
And then they just start taking off their clothes along while they're like traveling over there, you know
Throw a boombox in the water
Okay, I'm going I'm going Jesus
I'm going back
All the screaming at me with this all the poop box in the water through the poop box
This thing we got to go find it though
Ain't that kind of rude
Somewhere in the bushes. Yeah, I just found it. Okay
I mean, I seem kind of unnecessarily aggressive, if you're asking me.
But it is what it is.
And then we run.
We run away. From the crime. From the scene of the crime.
I didn't do it, it wasn't me. No, I didn't touch your panties.
RUNS AWAY.
So they're not going to get their backpacks or what?
Bro, they ain't even going to get dressed. They just hop in their caravan.
Nude. Dripping wet.
Report meadows.
Hey, I'm back near that big rock outcropping, but not sure how to get back.
Head out west, back towards the lake, and then out by the canyon?
Oh, I see.
North by the canyon.
Okay, so we do have to go back to the lake and go out through the canyon.
Okay, okay.
Should we go that way?
I mean, why not?
I'm going to listen to the expert since she knows she's been around the block, if you
will.
She's been around the block.
I got some bad news.
I got a P.
Kind of look like a horror game though.
It's weird being out in the woods at night, you know?
Trail sign.
Hey, there's a trail to two forks tower down here near the lake. Yeah, that's your tower. I know that's my tower
Why is there a sign to it hikers like to pick landmarks? It's a nice one. Oh
Fair enough, you know
Okay, we're by the lake, so we're just gonna keep going I guess I
Kind of want to outrun the Sun so that we don't get hit with the nighttime over here. I'm worried about the wild animals, you know
Parkour, parkour!
Scooby-doo-doo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo-boo.
So, I have a bit of a confession to make.
A confession? What is it?
What is it?
I was drunk last night when I welcomed you to the job.
Yeah, well, you're not the first boss to be guilty of that.
I know, I just, I know I can get a little pushy, you know, put you on the spot about why you're out here and stuff.
Hmm, we'll say it's not a big deal.
I'll keep that sort of a thing to a minimum.
Anyway, let me know when you get back to your lookout.
Ooh.
Why she wanna know, hmm?
Wanna have some late night chats?
I mean, I'm down.
We can get into some late night chats.
If she's got tea to spill, I wanna be able to fill my cup, you know what I mean?
Nearby storm, uh-oh.
Hey, I heard some thunder.
Yeah, I've got eyes on a storm out to the north.
Well, that's bad, right, because of the lightning.
It just means we'll be busy. Hurry home, and try not to get hit by lightning.
Yeah, I'm not sure I got a lot of choice in getting struck down.
Especially not with your electric personality.
God. Okay. Oof. Yeah, literally.
I see my joke. Did not spark your sense of humor.
Literally, oof.
What?
It didn't do my joke?
Aw.
I was gonna do the how are you in charge.
What's your name?
Here, let's take a look at the supply cache.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Let's take a look at the supply cache.
She did mention that they were all 1, 2, 3, 4.
Whoa, what is that?
Copy map information.
Nice, got an updated map.
Whoa, what's that?
What is in here?
Pick up.
There's a warning here.
Oh, nightlight! Perfect!
I guess this is a bone.
Nice!
It works!
Perfect.
And then we just click F to toggle the flashlight.
Excellent! I feel kind of bad here.
this back in. It doesn't want to go in. Awesome.
What's in this cave down here? In Thunder Canyon?
Thunder Canyon? Hey, I didn't name it. But in the cave? I don't know, rocks. NFS tells people not to go too far in there. It's pretty dangerous.
So... So I say fuck it. You're a grown man. You can go where you want.
Great used to go caving with someone back in Colorado. She loved it might be great to explore at some time this summer
It doesn't seem that danger
Don't remind me of Julia, please please not yet. It's too soon. It's too soon
Um, let's report the lock gate. I'll be right back though, I gotta pee.
Ah, damn.
This one's so close to home and convenient though.
Oh man, these two are really flirting, huh?
It needs keys, and we don't seem to have any of the keys.
Play with the cave's echo.
Hello!
Oh, we can climb up the rocks.
Does that save us time?
Where are we?
Oh, it just might.
Cool.
We still have our flashlight, too, in case we need it.
It is getting dark, though, huh?
Yeah, let's start sprinting home, just in case.
What the heck is that?
There's some guy out here
What is it
It's outside come on
Me worry for a second. I'm just saying Jesus
Bro have me worry for a like split second. Oh
Shoot in my trap. Oh
My god, you're kidding me so I can't actually
Go this way.
Oh, man, let me see. Let me take a look at the map.
Shoot. Yeah, looks like...
Hmm, uh, let me try it one more time.
Yeah, I don't think... yeah.
Oh, it looks like, okay, hold on.
Maybe I can go around.
Oh, okay.
That works.
Found a little opening on the side.
And in doubt, follow the trail.
Perfect.
Whoa.
I think I'm going the right way.
Just probably look at the map in a little bit.
So Julia and this dude, we're getting flirty, aren't we?
We're getting a little flirty.
I don't know what that means though, I mean, what are you doing in that situation where
we're dealing with a Julia, a Julia, who unfortunately has dementia, and that kind of puts a hinderance
in our relationship because we can't have a normal relationship anymore.
Let me take a look around.
Nice.
So this should be the way.
Man, this is a lot of climbing, but also super dangerous, too.
All it takes is like one slip and...
Done!
The trail is closed, son.
Oh...
I thought it was gonna fall backwards.
Jesus.
That would have literally cracked my skull open.
Easily.
But you know anything for the service
Anytime look there it is our fort
Not bad we did the thing generator
But my hair dryer!
So what do we do with the sign?
Examine, drop, can we put it somewhere?
Can I put it like right here?
I guess not.
Henry, as an employee of the Forest Service, that is treason.
Yeah, well, he really freaked me out as a kid.
He inspired me to spend the bulk of my 30s keeping the wilderness safe.
A shrink would have a field day with you.
Thanks, Mom.
What kind of name is Horace Burns, anyway?
That'll be a pun, Hank. The glorious pun.
I want you to name your highly regarded royal puns.
Royal?
Yeah, I don't know what that sound was either it had me worried for a second. I was like dude
What's that flapping noise? That's kind of like a vampire type thing approaching.
Um, so it's just the outhouse then, or going to the bathroom?
You're a man, Henry. You can go wherever you want. Well, number one at least. And, uh, full disclosure, I pee wherever I want as well.
Oh, okay! Good to know, and I'm glad.
How do I, how do I do the thing?
I feel like I'm gonna be murdered when I'm in the outhouse.
Feeling a little exposed, aren't we?
No man in the history of the world has felt the topic with his pants around his ankles.
Now, be strong. If you always call me, you're having trouble.
Sure, I'll do that.
Where do you shower, by the way? That is a fantastic question.
One that, unfortunately, I don't think has an answer.
Let's get out of here.
When we need to use it, I guess we'll be prompted, right?
We should get back, because we do have our late night chats.
What is this?
Cinder block.
I did see a radio thing, so I wanted to activate that, but I guess not.
Nothing?
Weird.
Okay, what was that typewriter?
Oh, no
No, it was the kids wasn't it
Dude, it was the freaking kids for sure.
Aw, man.
Hey, what?
They wrecked the place.
Threw my typewriter out the window.
Motherfucker.
Holy shit.
All but the Forest Service know what happened.
Damn it.
We're gonna have to fix the window.
Tomorrow, Henry, you won't be cold.
My fucking sheets are gone!
They stole your sheets? That's just mean!
Yeah, it sucks.
Okay, I put in a call.
What can they do about it? Will they catch whoever did it?
This is the Forest Service, Henry. They're not exactly Hawaii 5-0.
Do you have any idea who would have done this?
The kids!
Absolutely.
The girls at the lake.
Or that sussy guy with the flashlight, right?
Fuck them.
Well, I'll have the rangers keep an eye out for a couple of young women and question any
they find.
I can't believe someone would do this.
I worry about bears and fires, and that's about it, and now I've gotta worry about some
violent campers?
Okay, in the morning I'm going to call my friend Patty who works the desk down at Cody.
They keep a list of everyone who's officially been in and out of the trail head since...
I don't know, forever, and see if we can get a list of names.
We won't get much, but at least if anything else happens, we can refer to it and see if
anything comes up.
Thanks.
I need you to feel safe out here.
I don't know how that's possible after this.
I just don't worry about it perfect
Keep that attitude up and you'll have an excellent summer
Frickin kids man day two
Let's get it let's get it
Oh, I'm up.
I'm up.
I'm awake.
What's your problem?
I'm glad I took their whiskey.
Jesus.
I tried radioing out and that's not working either.
Oh my God.
There's no backup.
I'm gonna go fix it, shouldn't be worried.
There's no backup?
So... that's a no?
Okay, I could do that, where is it?
Yeah, of course.
You're gonna want to go back there go through it and keep going straight to the north when you come out
Will do
It's Henry what you don't like Hank. Yeah, I don't like Hank
Thanks, Ryan's with Hank
No, it doesn't okay. All right, I
Mean it really doesn't so yeah
I wasn't necessarily listening to the directions that she was giving me, so I might need you guys to help me out with that
But it looks like we got a open the door
And start grooving start moving start grooving
Yeah, that was a cute picture that's why I wanted to take a look at it
Which way is it what's faster left or right?
Oh boy, so, future note, go to the right.
Man this has to be some heck of a job.
in terms of like, you know, I feel like it has its pros and its cons, because I love
nature, but I feel like I'd be getting eaten alive and pulling my hair out with the mosquito
situation. Maybe for like a couple days, but as a job, oof, big oof. Survey Communications
line north of the canyon, which is there, um, Thunder Canyon? Is that what she was saying?
So we're gonna go back through the cave. Communications line. North of the canyon. Where's north?
Rrrr.
That's north.
Oh, so then we go this way.
See, this is why it comes in handy to have a map
and a compass. Do we need to use the outhouse?
That's a shame.
I mean, listen, dude.
I guess we do have nature.
The Lila wasn't wrong about that.
So...
I gotta go north, so it's that way.
I think... I don't remember if this is how I get back to that one spot.
Yeah, it is. Okay, good, good, good.
I think we have to follow the trail, right?
Should I go this way?
Can I just drop down from here?
Ooh.
Is it a shortcut?
What the heck is that?
Here, we'll go this way.
Just in case, you know.
I want to get lost out here in the woods.
I'm scared for his legs.
Dude, I'm so scared for his knees.
That is some high knee impact right there.
That is some ligaments being impacted.
We're on the right track.
We're going to keep this up.
hmm wait a second that's where you have to go back out through the cave okay no
good ah I should have taken the trail I took a long way my bad
But now, we are on track.
Look at all that doing-ness.
Look at all of that doing-ness.
I love it.
Roger that. Warm's up fast. The mortars are cold and moldy, though, right?
Yeah, they are.
What did they take it up to down there? I mean, what's life like?
Talk about Bucket, talk about Julia, or talk about your favorite bar.
Goddamn. Um, talk about the favorite bar.
Yeah, you know, boring if you don't ski. We used to go to this bar called the Dollar, though. I love that place.
Wait, is that done on Pearl? They have all the money pinned to the ceiling?
Yeah, that's it, yeah.
I love that bar.
Why don't you go anymore?
Oh, I took this job.
Took this job.
Oh, dumb.
Hey, can you hold on a second?
Sure.
I'm just going to keep hiking and hoping it warms up.
Hey, I don't think so.
Why, have you?
What's going on?
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
good
no I don't think he has any idea
what?
I'm absolutely sure
would you?
who damn right I'm gonna eavesdrop
alright I'll let you know if anything changes in that regard
hey what?
hey sorry about that
anyway if there's anyone or
anything you want to talk about
Fire away
Ask about that call. Should we be direct? I kind of want to know. Yeah
Who was that?
Who was who?
I don't think he has any idea. What was that? Were you talking about me?
What?
You left your button pressed or something.
Henry, if that call was work, I was just talking to...
Actually, it's not really your business. Why are you freaking out?
I'm not freaking out.
Good. I'm gonna go quiet for a little bit. Call me if it's important.
Dang it wait, but what was that about though? That's not something you just leave
What don't I know about
They were obviously talking about me there's no there's no way dude they were obviously talking about me man
Hey, there, Owen.
Yeah, I know, I know.
I can see the wire you're talking about.
It looks like it's in good shape from here.
We'll follow it up to the top of the trail if you can.
You can head back as soon as you give me the all clear.
Got it.
So we really can't reach anyone any other way than these wires?
What else do you suggest? Smoke signals?
Just seems dangerous.
dangerous yeah I mean a few days dude you don't have water for like a few days
you're pretty much done though shouldn't the protocol be like two days max
wait so I follow it this way
I'm trying to get over there?
Yeah, I don't know about that.
Dude.
Survey communication line of the canyons.
Oh, I guess so.
Okay.
Yeah
You know, I'm surprised I haven't seen another supply bucket around here
Should I just go this way yeah, let me cut through
Yeah, what's that?
It's a tree a couple of dead logs
beer can
so was the kids
why do you think they'd be up here
it doesn't sound like it
Let's pick up the beer can.
Pesky kids, man.
Oof, this is going to hurt my knees.
Oh, I thought that one.
Definitely felt that one.
Okay, looks like we're on the right track though.
She's got to hike up this mountain.
Oh, another beer can.
might find something else gotta keep a look out
was that the pole no was that oh yeah okay the wires down here okay good any
sign of those girls did they mess with anything I'll look around that wire seems
a bit flappy. Oh dude, it's totally cut. Hmm. Should I go down there or should I peek
up here first. Kind of wanted to get to that sign. Well, let me inspect it first. So I
give some accurate information. Relayed over to Delilah.
Okay, so the wire is definitely down out here. I just love it.
Damn it.
Yeah, the thing is, it doesn't look like the wind. It looks like it was tied deliberately.
I knew it the moment you said you found their trash. These idiots are gonna pay.
I mean, what if something happened to one of my lookouts while this was going on?
And God forbid there's an actual fire burning out of control.
What do you want to do?
I want you to go find them.
And then what?
I... I haven't thought that far ahead.
But that's not true. Everything that comes to mind is... illegal.
Hmm. Let's hear it.
Oh yeah?
Hey, I came out here for a breath of fresh air and some adventure. What do you got?
I think I want you to just find them and scare the HELL out of them.
Yeah, I'd make a spooky ghost costume, but they stole my sheets.
I don't know, um...
Wait for them to wander off and wreck their camp.
Something that would make a teenage girl run home to mommy and daddy.
I'll find you.
Thanks.
But I'm gonna need a raise.
Don't hold your breath.
I'd start by hiking back towards your tower, and just keep an eye out for anything that would lead you to them.
What a big, into-red eagle.
Great. See if you can find the path they took down from there. Maybe they looped back around towards the lake or something.
I doubt they're where they were yesterday, but they obviously can't have gone far.
Wait, why don't I just go back on this path, though?
Or am I gonna loop back around from here?
Cut wire.
She wants me to go back to the lake?
What's wrong with going over here though?
I'm going to go this way.
Don't wait past some of this underbrush that's grown over the trail
Okay, she's not wrong though bury them
Here we'll go to the endpoint of here and then just see what happens
Wait, that means that there's another trail then, right?
There's a supply drop that way and then we could loop back around to the lake this way.
So you know what? Let me get to the supply drop just to
grab maybe some of the tools that he mentioned over the radio.
And then we'll loop back around to the lake and we'll see. Maybe we're gonna encounter Jason.
space jason's freaking jason x do you know what i'm talking about
oh this one was empty
like I'm talking like real empty holy smokes okay they didn't leave me nothing
well we tried we'll loop back to like I don't know what's gonna happen when we
find the girls but can't be anything good let me put it that way
The strong feeling that this is just gonna keep getting worse and worse
And I love it, I love the drama
This is gonna be drama filled adventure. What is that?
There's an abandoned pack out here.
And it's not one of the teens?
No, it looks like it was lost a long time ago.
Well, you could always build for it for supplies.
Perfect.
Swipe.
Oh, God. Why did that actually make me flinch?
Brian Goodwin's backpack.
Well, you got Brian Goodwin.
Uh-oh.
I just incriminated myself by taking a photo.
You thought of well, I am flush with ropes now that pack was full of them in decent condition too
And there's enough rope here that I could just leave them hooked up. I think I'll get this this pack came with one of those cardboard single-use cameras
Yeah, you only use three or four
Thank you Brian Goodwin
The bag had the name Brian Goodwin
You know that's a little suspicious
Look out
Gonna pee one more time
wait never mind because if there's gonna be some time answers I have to be ready for that
I don't know, I've got a lot of hiking to do, I might get bored.
Well, I'm bored as rock, so I'll kick a company while you find those girls, huh?
Sounds good to me.
Wait, if his bag was left out here...
Bro is definitely dead, right?
I think it's safe to assume.
It's weird, there's like this subtle mystery that is definitely intriguing to me.
It all sparked with that one like eavesdropping that we did.
Ooh, nice, we can copy the information.
What's the note say?
Uh, looks like it was done.
June 16th, 1986, Dave, guess who's going out with Debbie next week?
No, no, not that.
Asked he old Steve, it's your man, Ron.
I want to check up on the new guy at Two Forks and heard him talking to himself more than
usual for LOs, so I figured I'd stay away.
Remember, when you saw Chimney Rock having himself in that hammock, I'm starting to think
the force service only picks the deranged and perverted.
Except for us, of course.
We're the Krim Dele Krim.
Let's toast to Deb at the spot, Ron.
Hey, wait, are they talking about me?
Hey, who are these guys, Ron and Dave, they're leaving notes for each other in the boxes.
Is there any chance one of them was that guy I saw in the canyon, the guy with the flashlight?
No, they're both Rangers. They're not out here this season. I didn't really know him that well, but I always assumed the only thing Ron cared about was chasing tail and getting loaded.
Somehow comforting to know that he was able to keep up a correspondence with someone who wasn't going to send him a topless Polaroid.
Wait. Oh my god, look at the letter guys, look at the letter.
So, I went up to check on the new guy at Two Forks and heard him talking to himself, more than usual.
Dude, are we crazy? Is that how this game is gonna go? Like, are we actually crazy? Oh boy.
Uh, someone found a fossil and put it in a cash box.
Could be the same person who left that antler?
Maybe they're leading me an entire creature piece by piece
What is going on?
Yeah, let's put the note away
Is there anything else loose stone?
That's fascinating dude
Examine read let's keep it. I don't know I could keep it
Woof! Yeah, that's crazy dude. Okay, so two forks, Jones Lake.
Jones Lake being this way.
Let's take a look at Mafia.
So we need to... I mean, technically we can go either way. Looks like...
Oh, Jones Lake that way?
So, that way?
I guess so.
Yeah, let's move out a little bit and see.
Hey, sorry about snapping at you earlier, um, I thought about it and yeah, I suppose that must have sounded kind of weird when you heard me take that other call.
Plus, you're just out here in your own head.
So we are going to get an explanation.
So, did you break any hearts back in Colorado when you took this job?
I myself have chosen to never get attached to anyone who would miss me, but I know I'm a bit of an outlier.
I don't mean that the way it sounds I mean I care about people and I like
companionship as much as the next person but why does it have to come from the
same person for your whole life? I mean we might as well be honest, right?
for four decades and when he died she found out he'd been having an affair with a
real estate broker for 15 years. I'm actually married. But you're here.
Oh god, um...
We gotta be honest.
Which is gonna be right now.
Hey, Delilah
No, not yet. Why would there be a fence out here?
So the Forest Service would put up a big chain link fence
Yeah, it looks like it surrounds a huge area
Yeah, it's very weird
Do you think those girls could be behind this fence?
What do you think they're keeping in?
What do they not want to have get out of there?
Oh, jeez, so many things.
Should I just stop you now?
Maybe loads of hedgehogs.
Oh, okay.
Thousands, even full percentage points of the global hedgehog population.
Uh-huh.
The New Zealand government is up in arps.
Where are all the hedgehogs?
Well, folks are hiding them all in Wyoming.
That's where they are.
Who would do that and why?
That is the real mystery.
Really glad I kept you in the loop.
Thanks for all of the high quality information.
Hey, I'll ask what's up if I talk to someone in the next few days who I think might know.
Hey, remember that guy from yesterday?
The guy I saw hiking home?
Yes.
Maybe he was from the Spencer place.
Hmm, from the land of the fence.
Yes.
You know what? I'll make a note. You might be on to... something.
Okay, okay, so I am a little disappointed that she never got to answer the question about
the girls being over the fence, because I feel like it would have pushed me in the plot
to somehow get over there.
Oh, but we should take a photo, right?
Dude, oh my god.
Of like the USS code, or like the fence in general.
We have 18, I do see like a trail thing over there. Can we zoom in?
Hmm
It's fine. It's fine. I think that's all we needed. I wouldn't mind getting one more shot
That's like a little bit further backed up, you know
Like kind of like this get an angle like this, right?
Yeah, okay, I don't want to waste the photos here. We'll go back this way
We got to get to the river
Good ol river
I mean if I can follow the fence I will but looks like it ends right there
Oh, why is it like super ominous over here?
Holy Christ, man.
What does she have?
Huh?
Oh, we're going to talk about Julia?
Sorry, I don't mean to just leave into it if you're not ready.
It's got Alzheimer's.
I'm talking about Julia, but...
Maybe I'm the one with dementia.
Anyway, everything she worked for was taken away and that was it
Yeah, I'm sorry to be such a downer
Okay, what do you mean by fun though?
From this burn section of forest I have no idea where to go.
The trail was pretty cold at this point.
You're out by Mule Point.
No one would camp on the fireweed.
Well, I want you to stay out there as a favor to a little old me.
My pleasure.
Okay, we know these young women are slumpy.
They must have left some sort of trail.
We got a supply drop that's over there.
And then we have Thor 4 Fire Lookout, a supply drop wear, just up ahead over here, let's
take a look.
Because if there is one then it would be worth getting, like the camera for instance.
Or actually, no, we got the camera from the backpack, didn't we?
Hmm, okay, no. I guess, I guess it's false information or something, because there's no way to get to that supply drop.
We will stay on the path to find Zeguiz, the teens, who vandalized my stuff very epically, of course.
Yeah, I guess we just continue this way.
I'm having a hell of a time getting this fucking flapjack off his ass and now to repair that wire.
Flapjack?
Excuse me, flapjack?
You know, like a loser. A charge.
I really don't, but I do now.
Well, the next time you're at a bar and some banker steps on your foot so they can order his crappy martini, you've got just the name to use.
Hey, Flapjack, why don't you wait your turn before I bounce your face off a dumpster?
It's beautiful!
I'm sure why not.
Absolutely.
We could say that, we could say that.
Is this where I'm supposed to be going?
Yeah, because I am looping back at least,
and then we'll just follow the river.
Let's do that.
It's a good thing I have a ton of rope from that backpack.
Wow, I'm on top of a natural bridge out here.
Really? Is it a complete arch?
Uh, no, I guess the bridge is out here.
Still, I think I could jump this gap to get across the canyon.
Ah, you're a regular evil Kniegel.
Oh yeah, you should see the jumpsuit I'm wearing.
They're so flirty with each other. Oh my goodness.
But in like such a natural way too, so. It's odd.
You know what I mean? Odd in the best way possible.
Oh my goodness, guys. I got so caught up into the game.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to end it here.
Part one, Firewatch. It's so annoying to me when they have like, you know,
You save the game and it just goes to a point where you're like five steps behind you got to redo the steps
But this is exactly where I saved the game. It's perfect. It's beautiful. Oh my god
I miss games that used to do that where you just save it and you spawn exactly where you saved it, dude
My goodness
Okay, I do have to look at the map because I forgot where we were going. Oh
That's right. We were chasing the teens. Oh, we don't want to go this way though
Oh god damn I was worried for a second that the moment I like released my
math there's gonna be some googly figure that just scares the bejesus out of me
luckily that wasn't that big case I do think I'm going in the wrong direction
though
is there on direction oh we're going all the way back to the tower god damn yeah
Yeah, this is the wrong way.
Um, also the music just started, so I don't know what that means.
Maybe that means I'm going in the right way.
The right direction.
Listen, I don't mind some guitar strumming every now and then.
by every now and then I mean all the time. Like every single time. What's this?
Joan's like this way. Is that a new box? No, it's the same one. They still got the granola
bar in there at least. Which is nice. Yeah, let's start running over there. We're losing
some daylight and I am scared to be out in the woods. Pass Dark. Uh, Ruby River. Jones
like sounds like sounds like this way how's it this way huh yeah take a look at the map
um
where do we want to go
Maybe we just go to a Ruby River, Genesee Lake, it's saying it's this way, how's that
possible if um, ah, there's another one that's why, okay, we follow this trail.
bar I stumbled over and told her she was pretty and that was it I was drunk I
see a really thin flume of smoke
Yeah, I see it too. A fin plume like this is either a new fire or a campfire.
What the heck is that?
I reckon so.
It looks like it's to the southwest of me.
That's right. If you hike towards Five Mile Creek, that should put you in the neighborhood.
Keep an eye on that smoke plume. Let me know if it's getting any larger.
Will do.
Five mile Creek let's take a look at Matt five mile Creek is oh
Campfire smoke, okay, which is I guess what
South Southwest I gotta go Southwest so somewhere over there, okay
I'm back at the shale slide, you know the one that nearly killed me yesterday?
You ready to give it another shot?
Do I seriously have to?
To get down to Five Mile Creek?
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
It's quite a ways downhill from here.
Got to risk my life yet again.
The adventures of being a fire watch official
Do I hear allergies
What was that
Why does it keep doing that? Oh
Oh, is it the smoke it just is telling me it's weird because I catch it and then I don't
catch it.
Where is it?
Ah, there it is again.
Another one.
I wonder what kind of pay this job entails.
I feel like this is like really, watch it be like $5 an hour.
This type of job.
You're in it for the nature.
Oh, whoops.
No, no, no, no, no.
I thought I was going to go back up.
Thank goodness I didn't.
I'd love to believe that it pays good, but I really feel like it doesn't I think people
are in it just for the nature.
Maybe I'll go visit her.
Are we talking about Julia?
I'm going home to Boulder.
I don't, I'll say I don't know yet.
I haven't really thought about it. Right now I'm trying to hunt down some vandals and I don't even know what I'm going to do when I find them.
I'm not thinking very far ahead.
You should go see her.
She's with her family in Melbourne. They're not big fans of mine.
Oh.
Her sister, Susan, is great, but her parents, I, uh, think they always thought she could do better.
and that I could have done a better job looking after her.
Fuck that. I have no doubt you did your best.
I don't know.
If you want to go visit her, you should go.
Don't let a couple of assholes keep you away from someone you love.
I'll think about it.
The combination to everything is just so convenient.
I love it.
It's either nature or they pay good, exactly.
It's one of the two.
It's either going to be the nature or the fact that they pay really, really good.
I wouldn't blame them if they did it for the nature.
I mean, that's kind of like zoos, right?
Zookeepers don't really get paid well, but they do it for the animals.
Pine cone.
Delicious.
else? Is it all just pine cones? I can't really see. I think so, though. Well, we've got the
information that we copied on the map, so that's pretty good. We gotta go this way.
Well, we could follow the trail, though.
Well, for as dry as it is this summer, there's an area down here that's lush.
Oh, you must be talking about the aspen grove down there.
Yeah, I think that's where I am.
Those trees are actually one root organism. Do you know that?
I didn't.
Yeah, they share their water as a colony that can live for hundreds of years, even through fire.
Can you believe you're actually getting paid to learn all of these amazing things?
Also, uh, by what it looks like on this map, you'll be coming up on a stream that should
lead you towards where we saw that smoke.
I did, I did, I see it, I see it.
I'm just gonna keep following this trail, though.
Hey, what's that over there?
What is that? Looks like a castle.
Oh
No, that were the trail ended
I'm gonna go map.
So how do we get, okay, there should have been like a narrow path right over here.
Looks like, oh wait, no, I'm in the wrong direction.
I think.
Is that saying where I'm facing?
Let's see.
It's not, okay.
So let's go back.
I think there's a way for me to squeeze through right. Oh, I just crossed the stream. Oh my god. That's all I needed to do.
Beautiful.
Let's stick to the path though. The path has not steered us wrong yet.
Waterfall, there's a really nice waterfall down here, given those girls a lot of skinny
dipping, I bet they're nearby.
Very true, very true, what's that?
There's some cloth out here, it looks like it was torn from something.
Strange.
I'll keep looking around.
Maybe a bear got him.
came bear got him
next thing we're gonna find is an arm entry
the campfire
the sheets
I found my sheets!
So they did break into your tower.
Looks like...
Those are my sheets!
I have entered the teen zone.
Oh really? And where's that?
It's the name of a magazine for girls.
It's on the ground here at the camp.
For girls? Why's it gotta be just for girls?
Well, I found some dangerous hunks.
Redfire, hello hello, welcome welcome.
Welcome to the team zone.
You're just in time.
I don't get why the hunks have to be so dangerous.
Well, you're clearly not a young one.
Girls should look nice hunks.
Ugh, boring.
These girls have a full case of beer left here. A full case.
Well, they're impressive little shits, I guess.
That is some dedication.
It's true. It still could be the guy with the flashlight.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, pants are back?
Well, according to the experts at Teenzone magazine, it's unclear where they've been.
The pants, I mean?
My sheets! Are they in here? It's gonna be so awkward, dude.
That tent looks like it's been through the shredder.
Are they sleeping in there?
Oh no they're not. Oh.
Oh, what the heck?
Dude, I wasn't wrong.
I think cocaine bear got them.
Oh! I forgot my camera.
That's right. Okay, hold on, let me do that.
I don't want to waste the film on the camera, but maybe this also case it'll hold any clues
for the officials. Yeah, I think if I saw this tent in this
condition with the clothes torn up as it is. We're dealing with, unfortunately,
Coking Bear.
Looks like someone left a note.
Intriguing. Maybe you should read it.
Okay, yeah.
Let me know what it says.
Dear Psycho, I hope you are effing happy. We're leaving and we're going to find the
police or whatever and tell them about how you creeped on us in the lake.
And then came and destroyed our campsite and all of our stuff. Oh and stealing
panties. It's gross. You're probably a mentally effing axe murderer and are so
going to jail. I hope it was worth being a jerk over some fireworks.
DICK. Heart. Wow. So they are completely framing me for the situation.
They're calling the police they think I attacked them it's just an apology for all
the...
No, we're gonna be honest.
Bro.
No.
No, but I destroyed their stereo.
You see what?
Why did you get me to destroy the stereo?
I told you.
No, but I destroyed their stereo.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
their stereo and I stole their booze I guess
I don't know, but they're gone. There's no way to call the cops. They're not coming back. And we can get to work. I'd really like to start enjoying a quiet summer.
Interesting. Could be the man with a flashlight at the end of the day. That mysterious figure.
Nice.
Hey, Henry?
Yeah.
Um, what do you look like?
Why are you asking?
Because I'm horribly superficial.
Like, Bert Reynolds, if Tom Cruise had a good-looking twin.
This isn't that hard.
I love how they give me so much time for this...
for this specific time.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
time for this for the specific question
Maybe, by the way, I'm not white.
I'm not very, uh, you know, PC, or whatever they say.
Oh my god, you were the whitest man!
Wow! I don't need a spotting scope for that.
And if that's short, then what do you normally like to wear?
Tuxedos, as often as possible.
Oh, really?
You bet.
How cosmopolitan? I didn't realize oh there was a chic it is
Hmm
I know it's not easy
Oh my god, she's gonna draw me in a tuxedo.
Hmm.
Oof.
They're, uh, they're stealing cold heart stare.
Like a Siberian ASCII.
I'm sure.
Okay, got it.
Thank you Henry.
Luna, I care to comment.
Yeah, what you need.
Absolutely.
I can't wait to see this photo I'm sure it's going to be extremely majestic
capturing all my amazingness
although I do regret the window not the window the tuxedo comment no
Yeah, Luna's a Siberian Husky.
Nice.
That's a good job.
and call me at the first line of smoke.
Oh. Jesus. What a lovely job.
I'm sure we know when you're mentally prepared for that task, and I'll give it to you.
Okay, I think I am ready to tackle my long-term commitment to keeping this national forest safe from total destruction.
I am glad to hear you've really thought this through.
Of course.
We've issued you a comfy chair to sit in.
I love the banter that these two have.
You know, it's not really that comfy.
It's really, really good.
It's wooden, and there's just padding.
I think I actually got a splinter in my thigh this morning.
Aw.
Well, regardless, take a seat.
The forest depends on you.
She'll be disappointed when she sees you in real life.
Maybe.
It's possible.
The thing is, I will swoon her with my chun
in my tuxedo
can't get tuxedo man
i might be
that is beautiful
uh...
damn it
it took too long dude
that took too long bro
i saw two good answers right there and i was like
but they didn't really feel true to henry that's why
me an aunt down in Cody if they're the girls from last week then you're probably
the last person to have seen him who I'm happy to be questioned you should tell
whoever that I'm happy to be questioned I yelled at him but that's it oh the guy
with the flashlight issue that was his name Henry
us trouble that's it's worth mentioning I I think it's worth mentioning
something yeah I'll keep it vague I really don't want to talk to the cops me
neither all right Henry thanks enjoy the sunset oh I will oh I will day 15
Whoa, that can't be good, Jesus.
I feel like she's about to tell me there's like an axe murderer walking up my staircase
right now.
you want. Hey, you big dumb idiot. What? Hi, Julia. Talk to Julia. You're the big dumb
idiot. David's late. It's late. I know it is. He sounds tired. What the heck? I am. Are
a nice time
having a nice time
beautiful
that's great
still I love playing with my emotions
to sleep then. Okay, Jules. Delilah seems nice. Oh, Delilah is the one that
patches through, I think. Oh, that's weird, though. Very interesting. It's, it's so weird.
This game has, like, depths, layers of, like, intrigue, if you will.
Okay, other lookouts, biologists, a few people get their food there and I don't want to have to call in for more.
There should be loads of good stuff though, beans, prunes, turkey.
You know my sister eats six prunes a day, six, she's like really precise about it.
She'd be great at this job if she didn't need wheelbarrels full of marijuana to function.
I just thought it was so sweet I wanted to wake you up, but then I thought maybe you
were having a nice conversation and I'd just be spoiling it.
albrothers
supplies in here it's just a loose stone and
fricking
claw
i don't see no beans
demos a question
and
uh...
We're getting some tea on some
Then, um, Javier's brother got killed working in Gillette, and for some reason, I didn't
come home.
Javier said it was fine, he'd go to the funeral, take care of his mom, stuff like that, it
made me easier solo.
When he came back, he left me.
Oh, shit.
I lied and told my sister, he fucked her neighbor, so I lied to you.
I lied to you. I came out here with a broken heart just like you.
I figured you've told me so much about you, so, you know, there's something about me.
We both fucked up.
Bruh, I wasn't expecting that kind of tea, I'm not lying.
Holy smokes!
Okay.
Listen, she just filled up the whole cup with that.
Oh my goodness.
Jesus.
So what?
Javier went to...
So not only did Javier
die, but when he died
she was heartbroken, but then
she also found out that
he was banging the neighbor.
So...
That's just the
double whammy right there.
That's a double whammy.
That's a double whammy.
Well, I hopped down a drop and now I can't climb back up.
That is a pickle.
I can just keep hiking, but I figured I should let you know in case I get myself trapped out here.
How adventurous of you.
I've been doing a lot more climbing out here than I expected.
Well, keep your radio charged.
Then, hate to one day find a skeleton with an orange backpack at the bottom of a ravine.
Supply drop.
So we go this way.
Oh!
Whoops. Jesus.
bro okay like what do you want me to do there we go I did feel bad because I
technically take all the supplies I'm the first one here
I'll take my own I'll take my own it's fine
I got everything I need out of here time to shut down just yours right who do
you think I am
oh shoot
yeah, it's really going
and she doesn't have a name yet I usually think it's something funny or something
practical or a little risqué when coming up with them but why don't you do the honors
okay okay what do we got we got the big bro what is that the big fire the
flatjack fire I won't call it the Lila yeah I'm calling it the Lila
I was kidding. No, you're not. You're sweet, but we can't call it the Delilah Fire. Okay, what then? I think I'm man, Henry's got some
is right
little bit July
the June fire
ah
coming
what's that
I see what you did there.
Rizzly Bear?
I see what you did there.
That sounds pretty cool.
Margarita's the size of my head.
I'm sure.
I had a bad time with the Kila.
Whoa.
Dude, did you see that third option?
I'm sure if I was with you.
getting a little too risky I was getting a little too like
on Henry sharpen up for these options
lost
you know
what you're here
this
to
I know it's probably been a while since you've connected with someone the way we have.
I don't need to get all heavy, but it's been really nice.
I wish I was over there.
Oh, shoot!
I wish you were too.
We can sit outside, we can talk, we can have these radios, we could, you know.
Dude, my stomach hurts.
What?
What could we do?
Oh.
Let me tell you.
Ah!
Wait, what did she say?
You really going to leave me with that?
Goddamn!
You're going fishing without a license?
Woo!
It's one fish.
I'm sick of all the stuff I got to eat.
Goddamn.
I won't tell anyone you're a poacher.
That reminds me, I keep hearing reports from Fish and Game about a problem there they're trying to keep tabs on.
Can you search around the lake for fresh tracks and just let me know what you find?
There was a crew burning fire lines out to the east and, um, you know, I think sometimes
Sometimes it riles up the wildlife.
Uh, sure. No problem. Remember me fondly.
You were such a drama queen.
Can't believe I'm going to leave this planet as a pile of fair shit.
Thank you, Henry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
God damn.
How do I, um...
Let's put away the pole for a second because I don't know where I am.
Oh, so we go along this path.
Okay.
I have to make sure.
Whiskey.
Save for later.
I don't know who's it is, but finders keepers losers weepers
What's this
What?
Uh, Dee, I found a clipboard down here and I, uh, there's something strange going on.
At the lake?
What's up?
Someone has written down what we said to each other, have been saying.
What?
That doesn't make any sense.
Uh, I don't talk to the other lookouts as much as I talk to you, not in the same way.
No way.
wait hold on something's out here what? okay, change your mind
I'm worried
they didn't find and eat any mushrooms, did you? I mean they can be fun but also, you know, devastating
towards a canyon? let me know, okay buckaroo? oh god, I don't know why I just call it do that
Buckaroo.
Where is the canyon?
Oh, Thunder Canyon.
So, where the stream is,
which would be this way or the other way?
Am I going towards it or away? I'm going towards it, okay.
What the heck was that?
Can I go this way?
You better go around.
Oh my god.
Oh, shoot!
Whoa, what the heck?
Hey, somebody just curbsdumped us.
Like, out of nowhere. For what reason?
Holy shoot!
What the fuck is going on?
What's Wapiti Station?
I don't know.
I saw the name Wapiti Station right before it was cold-cocked.
Does Wapiti Station mean anything to you?
Wapiti Meadow. Maybe it's Wapiti Meadow.
It's on our map, so it's not too far from where you are right now.
It's where you saw that damn fence.
It's north of the lake.
It looks like there should be a trail somewhere on the north shore of Jonesy Lake.
Well, I'll start hiking that way now.
Damn it, my head.
Are you?
Are you sure you saw what you saw in me?
Maybe you pissed off some more campers and they came back to sucker punch you.
It's just...
Oh, it seems like a misunderstanding or something.
Why would I make this up?
It's an insane lie at worst and a shitty prank at best.
And you've been feeling okay?
I feel fine.
Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I believe you, but that conversation was from two weeks ago.
You know they were, so what's to say that they don't have transcripts from three, four, or five weeks ago?
Our entire relationship, friendship, are a whole summer.
someone is out here walkie talkie taking notes and talking to God knows who
did you just say relationship oh shoot
give me like zero time why did that why did that make it so quick okay um do we
go along this path or do we have to find another way around I think we have to go
down here but I am curious to know what's over there I guess we can find out
later we'll just climb back up yeah we got that LDR going on right now long
distance relationship
it's gonna keep the back of the line
Am I going the right way?
I am.
Let's go see if we can find out who...
Kirk longed me.
What's that?
The fence?
Okay, I'm at the fence.
I don't see anyone around, but I'm not sure I can get past it.
How big is it?
Big.
It goes off in both directions.
Acres.
past it. How big is it? Big. It goes off in both directions. Acres. But what the fuck
is going on out here? Whatever it is, someone doesn't want anyone to know about it. Sometimes
biologists will cordon off a little area to study flora or whatever, but that's only a
few square feet usually. That's not what this is. We'll see what you can do to get past
It's like God damn Alias 51.
Maybe they've got aliens. That'd be exciting.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
And what are the odds they left the gate unlocked?
Pretty low, I'd imagine.
I
Look, I'm not gonna be able to get into this place
I don't know how long I can dig around out here until someone notices
If you were an actual firefighter, you'd have that gate down in two shakes.
Hey, actually, those guys doing the control burn, they might be able to help.
Where are they?
Beyond Ruby River, there's a scout camp.
They burned the mine a few days ago that should let you hike right to them.
Well, that's great.
If they haven't left, they're probably the type of guys who would help you get through that fence.
What the heck was that?
Dude, it just like teleported me away from this thing.
Look at that!
No luck?
Dang.
Wait, what did that say?
Dang. Okay. Okay, so we gotta look for what? Look for controlled burn south of Ruby River?
Ruby River. Ruby River, isn't that over here?
What about the station?
Okay.
Um, can't go this way, right?
Okay.
So I guess we got to go...
What was that?
Did you guys hear that?
I thought I heard like drums for a second.
Interesting.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Hmm interesting
Hey, this is kind of fun though
Like in general, you know?
You know what's crazy?
I was just coming down here to fish.
The next thing you know, I'm gonna knocked out, freaking robbed in nature, and then on
top of that, discovering some conspiracy theory that I now need to investigate.
Oh, another note.
Ron, got some bad news back home, so hopefully they'll let me out of here for a while.
Who's to say, though, budgets being what they are?
Did you get my note about what went down in Wapiti?
Sheriff isn't too pleased with me, but I don't know.
I probably overdid it.
I wish you would have been there. I guess you must have got hung up. Dave. Amigos in Spanish and professionals in Italian.
I'm going to keep this note. There's a book. Whoa. The fourth estate, Richard Sturgeon. California would do him good.
He'd soak up in some sun, dive a convertible, and maybe even enjoy a poolside drink with a tiny umbrella.
Richard Surgeon, fourth entry into the Naval Black series.
California is nothing but a dream.
An emergency landing after a murder in first class.
Ooh.
Interesting.
Jesus.
Bro, this guy has so much trouble putting things back.
It's crazy.
Okay.
What am I doing?
Look for controlled burn. What does that mean?
Down in the marsh.
Oh, a turtle. Oh, I found a turtle. Maybe it's a thing with a shell.
We could adopt it. It's actually pretty cute.
Well, Henry, if you decide you wanted to keep you company, nobody will mind.
And what do I call it? Looks like a, uh...
Turk Reynolds? Oh my god.
Turk Reynolds.
We gotta do it though.
Well now I can't wait to see him.
The mustache is impressive.
You tell him I love cannonball run.
Now we gotta do it up.
I just feel like I kidnapped a turtle.
Dude, it was- Bro was just enjoying his natural habitat, chilling, grabbing some sunlight on
a rock, right?
And the next thing you know, I'm snatching him up, kidnapping.
It is what it is.
It's- It's for the plot.
Okay?
It is totally for the plot.
Now, I'm not sure...
Do I follow the stream?
Like...
Oh...
No, because it ends there.
Was I not supposed to go here?
Look for control burn.
South of Ruby River.
South of Ruby River.
I thought Ruby River was like, down over there.
Ah, it is.
Oh my god, I was literally going in the opposite direction.
Okay, I can go back through, it says I can go back through here, though, I think.
What can I sprint?
Can I drop down here? Yeah.
Yeah, I even Luna's kidnapped.
No, she would have died if I didn't actually...adopt her, if you will.
Hey, what was that?
Well, the gene fires aren't going anywhere, huh?
No, that's why those guys came out to burn that line.
It's at the stage where all we can do is pay attention to it.
They're not going to try to put it out?
Not yet, apparently.
So Luna, unfortunately, was more of the smaller...
the run to the letter, if you will?
What was that?
Why is it like, well, it'll randomly tell me something that I can report and then it'll
just go like, go away.
Is it this thing?
Because I can't.
Literally.
How do I clear it?
I can't clear it?
Then why is it?
Oh, I don't have the tools.
Oh.
Oh, so annoying.
So can I not go through here?
Oh my Lantus
It says I could still go around though. I just go around that way, right?
Let's do it
So yeah, Luna was the runt of the litter and
what that means usually for runs is that the mother will no longer provide like milk or nutrition for the baby and
Dude, I thought that was like a cross sign
like a
Like a grave if you will
Anyways, um, so Luna was not eating technically, like not getting any milk or nutrition, and
I had a bottle feeder for like a good while before she can get her strength back and then
finally convert to like some food.
Even though all her siblings, by the time I received Luna, all her siblings were already
eating dry food, and she literally couldn't, so had to do a lot of bottle feeding.
And I was essentially the mama.
I was her mama, I was her papa, guardian angel, and, and yes, I'll bite kid number as
well.
Ooh, I don't like the scary music.
I'm wandering around east of the lake.
Which way is Ruby River?
It's in the southeast corner of your map.
The scout camp where the firefighters were staged should be on your map.
Looks like a little triangle with a flat bottom. Yeah, it looks like it
Did I breastfear what what part of bottle feed did you not get
That just go right over your head. How does bottle equal breasts just out of pure curiosity
Wait, what did the lila tell me I can't go this way right
Or can I?
Is this like a shortcut?
Why did she say to go this way?
I literally can't go this way.
Yeah, yeah, let's not, let's not.
That don't look right.
kip lord
yeah unfortunately i do not carry
puppy milk in my tetees
unfortunately
we want to go do we want to follow this trail?
where we cross
that short cut
actually i think i have to go this way
Oh, no, wait.
No, this is not going to leave me over there.
Dang it, let's go back.
It's going to be the wrong way.
Where did I come from?
Okay, good.
Yeah, unfortunately, it's all covered by trees, so my path will be blocked.
Yeah, the Ruby Rivers, they made a really, really far away, looks like.
Well, are the other lookouts telling the truth?
Of course, why wouldn't they be?
I don't know, maybe someone told them not to.
You're suggesting that you and I are actually being watched by whom exactly?
You know, people.
As opposed to, what, aliens?
Math scientists, the CIA, wild separatists, the fucking Illuminati, come on!
But you should have seen this clipboard Delilah.
Yeah, I guess I should have.
Alright, I'm headed toward the camp anyway.
Okay. Keep your radio close to you.
Hey, well you just said keep my radio close to me.
Yeah?
Before I got attacked back at the lake, I saw a radio on the ground, kind of like the one I used.
And?
Do you think that maybe someone was you know, I don't know
Intercepting our frequencies
Absolutely intercepting our frequency with other radios or something
It's just a thought
I don't even know how you would do that.
Yeah, well you sound worried.
No, I'm not. Okay, let's not spin out of control. Just keep hiking.
Medicine wheel.
Whatever you say, boss.
Ew, what's this like?
Yellow jackets, cult-looking thing.
Doin' out here.
Wow, there's an old, I think it's called a medicine wheel out here?
Yeah, it was made by Crow American Indians hundreds of years ago.
There are lots of small ones.
Have you ever been to Medicine Wheel Monument over at the big horns?
Hell no.
Well, this works for three hour detour on the way home in August.
Nate, I'll keep it in mind.
We gotta go... we gotta follow the trail.
I'm assuming it's this way.
Yeah.
We don't know what's going on yet, but I don't have a good feeling.
That's extremely sussy.
It's not like you could just call the police.
I was thinking about the good ones.
It just struck me that
if anything weird like this happened to them,
happened to Brian.
It's just how scary it would have been.
I'm sure he's fine with the letter.
Don't you think if this started happening to them,
he would have said something?
It's the roots of a tree.
I was like, what is that?
Nobody is that weird.
moment you hear someone in the bushes or get punched from the shadows you're
getting your boss on the phone
yeah
ryan is fine
i hope so
it was three years ago he's in high school now he's on summer break
yeah you're right you're right
well we've made it to the river
It's a play drop
What does this say?
Ron.
Really wish the powers that could be, really wish the powers that we could issue us radios
that didn't suck as most of the time I prefer to keep these things pen to paper but every
once in a while it'd be nice to get a hold of you right away.
My sensor keeps leaving me messages at the main office but I don't think she gets that
I took the job so I wouldn't have to deal with her or mom.
I've been sitting at the spot for a while now, thinking about what to say to her.
But I'm a quarter way through this bottle of 5-feets instead.
Miss you, Dave.
Ooh.
Is this like some pen pal type relationship thing going on over here?
We're keeping that.
Got some toilet paper.
I guess we're done eating it.
What's that?
Another book?
Gemini-7.
Get to the Joppa!
What is this?
Oh.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
fire. Find firefighters in Old Scout Camp past control burn.
I found where they did the control burn. I can hike right through here now.
Yeah, normally they wouldn't do that so close to a body of water but I think they're extra worried about a fire jumping the river and burning up to two forks.
that there's someone in it. Well, I'm extra appreciative of that. Let's see, the scout
camp is southeast of the river. There should be a pond on the way. Got it. What happens
if a control burn gets out of control? Someone gets fired. Are you serious? Oh, come on.
A snowmobile?
up with a bunch of not weird reasons someone would do that out here but even what's happened yeah
yeah that's weird there's an old pond out here not much more than a pile of mud do you have it on
your map ah I know where you are yeah where am I for pond there used to be a sign up for it but um
well folks kept stealing it because it's called work on because a good goddamn name that sign would
What the heck is that?
Is this an old ranch?
Oh, hey.
the bridge to the campus out I'm gonna walk the ravine and see if I can find
some high ground to get across some high ground what is this
Oh, maybe this way?
Hey, I swear to God, if I see some severed head on a stick, I quit.
Ouch.
Long drop.
Now thing
I guess these little shelters are where they keep the weeblos.
for the past 35 years, yeah
yeah, these guys are coming
I found what they were sitting around before getting picked up
damn
I found an axe
if one of the crew left it, that thing is actually called a Pulaski
it looks like an axe to me
nice
it will be a huge help
yeah
we needed something dude
What else did they leave behind?
I found a little trowel.
Maybe I should take it with me.
Use it to pop open beers.
Wow, 99% sure that's for burying poop.
And I already touched it.
Oh boy.
Now you tell me.
Hey D, they left something behind.
It's like a memo from their boss.
Hmm. Uh, next few days, dropping into the thoroughfare on behalf of Dr. Simmons at Wapiti Station.
Wapiti Station?
Holy crap.
Keep reading!
Oh, I just thought I would maybe, you know, stop there, let the mystery percolate.
My mother always said I would need someone to give me a taste of my own medicine.
You're running a research site out there, and he was worried about wildfires.
Someone is writing down our conversations. And now we find out there's a research side out here that we don't know about. What are they researching?
What are they researching indeed?
What do we say? I guess I I mean I'd say us
They're researching us
I do yeah, I mean
Maybe it's about studying two strangers who talk every day.
Like, if you put someone in isolation with someone else, what'd you do?
Yeah, that's what I think.
Well, fuck that!
Agreed.
I think we should allow for the possibility that this is all just a big misunderstanding, but...
God, if you saw what you said you did...
Fuck, Henry.
Yeah, I saw it.
Okay.
So, what's next?
I've got an axe so I can figure out a way to get over the ravine and back towards the site
Dude, it's getting dark though. We got to travel all the way back over there
Hey, oh bro, I'm just saying this camp is creepy look at the stage that's set up dude
It's like where they perform some rituals for like the elites of the planet
hell no
That shovel right there wasn't used to uh, berry poop man. That was used to bury bodies
guarantee you after they chopped them up the little parts not the big parts but
the little parts okay so we got to go hold on maybe I can go he said he said
I can chop my way back or something like that right so where am I what is he
expecting to do bro to get back to the meadows Wapiti station how do I cut
through. No, I have to backtrack. I can't go there. It'll make more sense to go back
where I came from. Let's do that. Let's do that. Because that doesn't really make
make any sense unless it gives me a new path I might as well see right is it all blocked
up. I just want to double check. Ah, okay. Give us the reason to use the axe anyway,
know. Oh shoot. Chop down. That's pretty cool. Hey, now we're going like Indiana Jones style.
That's cool, that's cool.
This is definitely more adventurous.
Chop down again.
I don't think I want to do that.
Cool.
OK, did that actually do a shortcut or no?
Not really.
Like I said, it would have been easier
if I went back the other way.
But now we have a path in case I need to run in that direction.
We have a path for it now.
Are you there?
I had a short.
That's a pretty big smoke. Let's hear it. Oh
Hey, don't scare me like that
Oh my god
Did you just cough? No, did you just cough?
There isn't any way someone like another lookout could be on this line is there
I heard you talking to someone else
Frickin branch just scared the but Jesus out of it because I thought it was like a
dark figure that's just looming in the bushes. Holy smokes, bro. Goddamn.
They're over there.
This is two forks calling you for the
oh fifty at time today.
The June fire continues to move in a
subtly fashion.
For fuck's sake answer your radio.
All right, we know for a little bit. What can I do you for?
I didn't sleep the wink last night and i've been going crazy for the past
six hours of sunup. How are you so chipper?
Well, it's a new day. What a day. This day we've been given.
Maybe I am actually asleep right now.
Maybe I didn't stay up all night knowing that someone is...
I actually slept just great.
Uh, okay.
By the way, I was wondering if your flora of the Shoshone Info Poster was still up inside your tower?
What?
It's just protocol that those stay up.
Info about your tower, the surrounding tree species, etc.
Uh, alright.
Just, you know, have a look at it. Make sure it's in ship shape.
Examine flora poster? What is that? Dig it? The flora poster. This one? Oh, this one?
Okay, yeah, it's off. Why are you acting like this?
Great. Just wonderful. Do you see the tree in the top row, second from the left?
Let me look at it and I'll tell you.
The cotton one?
You don't need to tell me, just, um, internalize it. It's a great tree, and there's an area called, um, that tree's name in your sector that maybe you should take a midday hike to.
two maybe which tree am i supposed to internalize again top row second from the left head to
a place named after that tree and you'll have a wonderful afternoon i'm on it
Read you loud and clear, Delilah.
Let's go.
Cottonwood.
Where's that?
Cottonwood Creek?
So we want to go to Cottonwood Creek.
Okay.
Okay, let's do it.
What do you think she's gonna what do you think's gonna happen?
Are we gonna see Delilah?
Is she gonna meet us there?
That'd be pretty cool.
So we cross the river and we go right.
Well, we gotta go towards west.
Okay.
Is this west?
That's west.
So yeah.
way.
That way.
Right?
Yeah.
Yeah
What the heck is that? Is that the tree? These are the trees, no?
Are we not here?
Um...
Did I go that way?
Examine flora poster. You're kidding me. Is it really gonna make me go back?
Wait
It's not gonna make me go back. Oh my god. I
Think it's gonna make me go back because I missed the step of like examining it. Oh, dude. That is so no
No way, dude. I did examine it. You guys saw. Oh, bro, that is stupid. Okay, no, I don't.
Oh, thank God.
Uh, I'm here at Cottonwood Creek.
You see the cash box there?
Uh, it must be around here somewhere.
It is. Find it and open it. I changed the code. It's 5678.
Are you kidding me?
I was in a rush.
Oh, shoot, okay.
Uh, did anybody else hear a noise?
I heard a noise right now.
Literally till it left me.
What does that say?
What are you watching?
Three blind rats?
New radio!
Hey, there's a different walkie-talkie in here.
Oh, this is what you left me.
Oh my...
I'm an idiot.
I hope that doesn't affect my story.
Hopefully.
are tapped are you fucking serious
Jesus
that's why I left you the one you just bought
how how how is this even possible
I don't know Henry
what is going on
we know that I'm scared
what is going on
none of it makes any sense
what about the other lookouts
I just changed clothes laying on the floor
because I don't know who could be watching
Is there any other lookouts this is happening to someone else in on this? Anyone?
This is just happening to us. Everyone else is fine.
Are you sure?
Yes. I've tried to bring it up to Jimmy Rock, Alex Fork, and Beartooth Lookout, and everyone of them got confused.
Asked me if I'm okay, and if I need to be relieved.
The fucking state coordinator asked if I was just having lady troubles.
lady troubles goodness who is doing this
who is doing this I don't know who is doing this
Henry I've been at this job off and on for 13 years
sometimes here sometimes over near Jackson a couple times down in Wind River
and nothing like this has ever happened before
I'm on my way, I'm on my way.
I just thought of something not, um, not great.
Oh boy.
What is it?
I filed a report that said that neither of us ever talked to you or saw those girls the
ones that, when missing, a few weeks back.
Jesus. Why would you do that?
What? Why would you do that? I told you to say the minimum and just keep it vague.
I know, and I didn't. I just didn't want to be hassled.
Oh my god.
He has a transcript of that entire conversation.
And I've filed a report that's blatant. Why?
Hmm
There you go this way.
Yeah.
Is that sunset or sunrise?
I feel like it's getting censored already.
That's scary.
What is going on in Wababayubi Station?
Hey, don't make that noise again, please.
I'm busting the gate down. There's nobody around and it's the quickest way in
What came and closed it
Open lid
I've got an achievement for that.
Stunned by a bee, it happens.
Yeah, I know.
I got stung by a bee.
Okay.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Did it hurt?
Yes, kind of.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
If you are trying to reach Dr.
China Reach, Dr. Simmons. He is on site from August 15th to October 15th. University-owned
equipment is the responsibility of Dr. Johnson. Government-owned equipment is under the purview
of CAT Ferdinand. Remember, this is a controlled area and any issues, malfunctions, or violations
should be reported immediately
dude is getting fricking dark out here
why are we doing that night
Can we have a flashlight?
Oh.
Just get a little hard to see.
Am I going in the right way?
Investigate the WPBD meadow.
Okay, yeah, this is the trail to go to there. Okay, okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. What's that?
Okay, let the site, I don't see anybody around.
Looking for us.
Yeah, looking for us.
Hey, there's some serious comms and equipment out here, wireless stuff.
What do you mean?
I'm talking a big 20 foot tall transmission tower.
They can probably listen to whoever they want.
They can nestle down in this valley which makes it impossible for you or any book out to see them.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Who's that, Cam?
They're doing something with the soil out here too so it's all gridded off.
Ah, knows what else they're up to.
What's going on?
Whoa.
Whoa, wave receiver.
Huh?
So, what the heck is this thing?
That's like Sony. Ghostbuster looking gadget.
And to use the wave receiver.
Oh no.
I'm gonna go find out dude. It's gonna lead us straight to Bigfoot. I swear to God
Because NASA, I have a lot happier.
Okay.
Got another clipboard here that confirms that they're tracking our movements.
The log that got tracks the movement of four subjects.
You and me?
Uh, yeah, definitely me.
And I suppose you two.
What about the other two?
The Goodwin's?
Maybe the missing girls?
Right, they're still out here and these people are following them?
Maybe, it's possible, right?
But why haven't you seen them?
It's been a long time, I don't know.
We'll talk this over and figure out how to get the hell out of here.
They've got a map with all sorts of paths and areas marked out on it.
There are lines that look like some of the paths I normally take.
They're positive, it's you.
Uh, some of their descriptions seem like uncharitable ways of describing me, yeah?
Yeah, I think this thing is responding to something in this pile of crap on the desk.
Take it through it.
Whoa!
What is that?
Subjects Henry and Delilah?
Hey, yo, what's going on here?
Hmm...
What? What is it?
There's a folder of reports here.
What do they say?
It's a susceptibility to manipulation.
There's stuff they didn't care about, Julia.
Like what?
Stuff I didn't tell you. This isn't...
What does it say about me? You said there was one about me.
And it looks like they could follow me around.
What I do when I'm hiking Jesus.
Henry, do you hear me?
It says you and your boyfriend are still together.
What? We're not. They're messing with us.
Yeah, okay.
They are how do they even know who he is? How the hell does this?
I'm so sick of letting these people do this to us. We should just burn the place down
Worst case scenario
Maybe that's what they want us to do
Maybe they're trying to push us to the point where we do something crazy
manipulation the grass is dry as hell here it would go up in a second
now I'm thinking what if you're right
I just don't think we should do anything that we can't undo
maybe it's not the best idea
yeah it's definitely not the best idea
dude she doesn't have any kids she's not married
she's still with heavy air
it's alright I'm just gonna hike back
We have the wave receiver, and tomorrow we can figure out what to do.
Head back to four.
Bro, you're really gonna make me walk there?
There's a box here with a dial and has a needle-
Jesus Christ.
...measures earthquakes.
You mean like a lie detector?
They're not sticking around to get hooked up to it.
This place sleeps three. They've got a row of pots here.
I don't wanna know what that thing finds.
Look, you should get out before they come back.
Okay, okay, okay, Jesus.
Should I take the same trail?
Like back where I came from?
Maybe I should take the light out?
Yeah, I'm gonna do that.
Let's head back.
This is the trail, right?
Okay.
Oh, we sprinting.
We sprinting.
We just stole a bunch of gear and now we gotta run away.
Jesus.
What if they're still watching me right now?
What if they already know what's happening?
What if they're planning?
What if they wanted me to take that stuff?
This is all the government.
I mean, in more important news, why did Delilah lie to me?
She doesn't have any kids.
She's not married.
Oh, shoot.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Oh, shoot.
Delilah, there's smoke coming from the site.
And it just climbed out of there and the bridge collapsed.
What the hell happened to you?
It's definitely not the best idea.
It wasn't me.
with you shoot we call it in shoot I think we have to ignore it
we ignore it obviously if they come to put water on it then we know the forest
service is connected somehow exactly it is still out there right now Henry I'm
I'm on my way back.
I'm watching us out here, Hornell.
Burning the forest and everything in it around us.
I don't know what to do about that.
Except get the hell out.
Yes.
Get us the hell out of here.
I know.
What is this?
Demons tree?
Let's take...
Oh.
Phew.
Thank God, bro.
They had to make me walk all the way back.
I was going to be like...
Oh.
Something's going on with the Lila.
Why is she lying?
What is that?
What does that say?
I am getting drunk.
No. I am getting drunk.
Keep playing.
I'm a good planner.
My thinking is
I could stay up all night
worried I might lose my job
because of the sci-fi or
I could not worry
and let the chips fall where they may.
It's not like there's any proof
we were down there.
I love it.
I'm thinking is I'm going to follow this wave receiver.
Oh, I like it when you think.
I like it when you think.
Oh, I'll just give you a little hint.
Yeah, she's like Drunk Drone, that's her.
Follow the wave receiver.
Somewhere around here.
Somewhere south, south west, I'll just follow this trail, god damn, why do we gotta do this
at night. I gotta put my flashlight on. I'm telling you guys this thing is gonna lead
straight to a cloaked bigfoot.
Oh no, I'm losing it. I'm losing it.
It's back that way.
And this thing is bugged.
We found whatever it was.
Oh my god.
Oh my, I thought that was a face for a second, Jesus.
Rice.
Oh my god.
Smash.
It was a setup.
It was a goddamn setup.
I
Was I say is that a motel key
The I found some sort of supply bag like camping gear some clothes in basics it was alarm
I think that's what was making the receivers. Oh, hey, why are you okay? It's not a trap or anything
Yeah, I'm fine. It was definitely a trap. There's also a set of keys here
I don't know why they'd be hidden out here. They say Shoshone National Forest, Cave 452. Is that the one in the canyon?
Yeah, it is.
Who the hell took them?
And what the hell is in that cave?
Okay, okay, let's just think.
The cave? Yes.
Say it's the woman with the half a bottle of tequila in her belly.
Maybe they're panicking and we're preparing to meet it. The fire hasn't spooked and we have new walkie-talkies, so we have the upper hand.
Yeah, well, it's hard to feel like you have the upper hand when you're standing in the dark in the middle of the woods.
Oh. Well, you're back at your tower. Maybe you need to drink, too.
I'm not in my tower.
I am looking at a man standing at your lookout. And it's not you.
It is not me.
Oh my god, go.
I'm going.
Oh boy.
I mean, why would we go back?
Why would we want to wait until that man leaves?
Because clearly, it's like one of two options.
It's either cloaked, bigfoot, or some dude that's trying to assassinate me.
And I'm not trying to find out either of those options.
Am I going the right way?
Hey, man. Jesus Christ.
Uh... Yeah.
Oh, is he still in there?
Hey, is that person still up there?
No, he's gone.
Right.
I'm close.
I just didn't want to run into him.
Yeah.
I'll be careful.
I'll call you when I get up there.
Okay.
What if he is still in there?
What if he's sleeping in my freaking bed?
One of those like, Goldilocks situations.
I don't see anyone up here.
here. She was just there. Or is that tequila making you see some things? Maybe she thought
it was my coat? Vanessa? Left a cassette player taped to my damn door. A cassette player? I
I don't even know what to say to that.
Well, let's see what's on it.
I'm so sick of running in the middle of this place.
We need to burn the place down.
The grass is dry as hell through the door for a second.
What did that say?
The tape of us talking.
Talking down at the site.
Sounds like it was recorded from somewhere nearby.
Ah, Jesus.
Yeah, and it sounds like we were the ones who burned it down and that it was your idea. Oh
shoot
We are screwed
The just don't freak out. Okay, don't freak out
I think she's freaking out
Think she's freaking out
What is happening?
Oh my god, are they gonna frame us for burning this whole forest down?
Dude, the fire is kinda getting out of hand, right?
What's wrong? It's gonna be okay, hungover? What's wrong? What's wrong?
I just got off the horn with that look out who's wondering what I know or that I'm an arsonist or that I'm fucking losing it
I bet you don't have the only tape of us from last night so someone has evidence to back it up
we need to find out what someone's been keeping in that cave I'm going down there now
We don't have a lot of time left out here, and if we don't find some fucking answers when they left us out of here, it's gonna be in handcuffs.
We just, we have to stick together, okay? Keep our story straight. From the first day with those girls to the person breaking in on our conversation, everything.
We just, we gotta be honest and consistent.
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
I know.
Unless you don't have a nose, then obviously it doesn't apply to you, okay?
Whew!
Alright.
We're heading down to the cave.
I honestly don't know, um, I don't know like what, how much time there is left of this game.
I'm kind of worried because I'm having such a good time like I love I love the
Banshee between Henry and the Lila it's so cool oh dude it is musky out here
look at this
whoo
god damn this look like Maui like Hawaii sorry too soon it is very sad what's
went on in hawaii though they're discovering a lot of dead bodies a lot
of them natural disasters man it's very unfortunate let's take a look at our
map where do we need to go explore the cave where was that again where did I
find the cave I don't remember I thought it was like somewhere somewhere in the
middle because I remember traveling. Where did I find that cave? Cave was near
the lake. That's what I thought too. Because I had to like hop out of the
cave in order to like go to another new location. A new location.
Why did it sound so weird? God, anybody else have that thing where your native
language just sounds weird to you all of a sudden. Words just become sound. That's what's
happening to me. That's what's going on with me. Close to cache 303. What does that say?
306. Where is 303? That's 305. 309. I don't know about that. Oh, like way over
there 303 okay so I got to start heading that way okay which is which is
what north northeast okay we want to go north east so it's that way it's 302
Anyway, so it all worked out in the end of the day, but I'm gonna go northeast now we
best start sprinting because the smog is kind of getting to us, you know, it'd be musky
out here. It'd be super musky.
So yeah, we're leaving off from the fact that we have discovered a tent that has revealed
Some quite juicy tantalizing experiences.
Hey, you... you didn't actually make that call, right?
To-today that look, I would... it just stuck in my car.
I-I let myself imagine how fucked I would be if you'd been lying to me.
And now that I asked, I kinda just wish I hadn't.
What?
Of course not.
I couldn't even... if I wanted to, I'm not even gonna answer that.
Of course I didn't.
No way.
way they're just they're trying to fit us against each other. Yeah, you're right. That's not gonna
happen though. Thanks Henry.
Oh she she thought that I recorded the call.
Yeah yeah yeah I definitely did not record that call. That's illegal by the way you can't just
record somebody without their consent I mean feel free to but it won't be used
in court that way if you don't have their consent it cannot hold up in court
bro why isn't it I can't go back
Oh, I can't.
Not with the map in my hand, that's why.
Not bad.
I forgot, sis.
Yeah, let's go find out what's in that cave.
some juicy details in this government hidden camp located.
Oh, here it is.
Oh, my god, dude.
Freaking tucked away by the government.
What secrets will be unveiled?
Flashlight.
I can't go down.
Oh
Oh
I love how he just slapped the door, yeah, same.
He's got this sort of, like, whip shot that is pleasing to the ears as well as the eyes.
It's freezing in here.
Oh.
Hey, what is that?
The shoe?
Hmm.
hmm that is quite suspicious why would there be a shoe there
clearly means somebody was over here
and are they still alive
Or have the cave monsters devoured them?
This is what we will find out
Whoa
Where are we
Where's the sleet out of
Hmm
What'd that say
The Lila's Tower mmm. Oh my god, are we gonna meet the Lila?
Hey, hey, are you there?
Nothing yet because someone tried to trap me in there you saw someone
No, someone slammed the gate behind me and then ran away. I found another way out, but if I hadn't Jesus
anything no there's a spot where someone had sunk an anchor but the hardware is gone now
I don't have any climbing equipment I just have my ropes I'm gonna hike back to two forks and see
if I can find anything that could double as an anchor to use in the spot that doesn't sound dangerous
Delilah I just found an outcropping that someone was using as a little fork
I think it was Brian Goodwin really yeah he built himself a real castle
Oh my god, what if what if the Lila was here? What if this is the Lila?
What if she's just some insane woman?
You know, maybe he made it because he was afraid of them
Sorry
He was in the middle of really sprucing up the joint when they left.
That would explain why it would look like that I was talking to myself because they...
There's no record of like a Delilah.
Let's examine.
Oh, that's it.
Hey, remember that pack I found?
back on your second day yeah I found a plan Brian drew about how he was gonna
get it that I'm sure it was quite elaborate it's some wily coyote stuff
I'll tell you that much magnet hook weird that he'd just leave so much of a
stuff out here maybe they were in a hurry when they left like I said she
wasn't supposed to be out here yeah they almost got busted
Brian like to go out on the railing in the tower and wave at the planes that dump water on fires and I
Got a call because someone thought a kid was up in two forks
I like
Just said it was Ned. If I routed him out, they would have been forced to leave and I
Don't know. I guess I just felt like I was saving him from whatever shitty life
Ed was gonna bring it back to you
That it ended up mattering
Hmm
Brian was doing a science fair project about bouncing radio waves off of a meteor shower.
Our kid left his homework?
Yeah, you must have been pretty smart, huh?
Yeah, sharper than a lot of the grown-up knuckleheads I'm used to, yeah.
What, you're saying I'm one of those knuckleheads, is that it?
I wasn't, but, um, how did I think about it?
Because I know lots of stuff.
Oh, please drown me in your surplus of knowledge.
I've been waiting all these years for a man as wise as you to take this job.
Well, that waits over, sweetheart.
Uh, call me sweetheart again, and you'll use that big sexy brain of yours to fill out your unemployment paperwork.
Sorry, boss.
Did she just call my brain sexy?
Hey, oh, that's a compliment, I'll take it.
I found an old school folder.
Ryan was a hell of a doodler.
We're keeping it all as part of evidence, we're putting it in the freaking evidence
room.
pretty comfy too yeah the expensive what are probably stolen pillows to Ranger he
also stole his dad's climbing equipment his anchors yeah it is I think he was
gonna hide them in a cash box or something you never got around to it he
left a note for a ranger to find them and send them back to him in Nebraska
Yeah, it sounds like Ned was pushing him and pretending to lose his anchors was the easiest way to put a stop to it.
Huh, I hope it worked. I'll put a castle.
Yeah, that is the sort of thing that would have caused me to catch a beating growing up.
Yeah, well I wouldn't put a castle in Ned.
For the evidence room.
What is this?
There's a ham radio schematic here, something Brian was working on.
Yeah, uh, I think that was the one thing Ned did do with him, you know, tinkering on. Stuff like that.
Okay.
Radio, good one with Brian and Ned.
Too high, past maximum voltage.
Ayo, bro, this is, this is like the schematics, the same one that Delilah, how convenient.
All of a sudden I have a, a new radio from Delilah.
Oh, this is weird.
A little too convenient if you ask me.
What if she's gladius?
To the evidence room.
There's also a postcard here from Brian to, I guess, his neighbor.
What's it say?
Exactly.
That he's with his dad and sorry he can't mow as long as this summer.
Oh gosh.
And also he was worried his dad didn't know when school started.
Let's say that's a lucky break for him.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.
And that didn't really seem like a, you know, with his dad.
Mm-hmm. That's a likely story. We're taking into the evidence room. Hold on. My hair keeps jumbling around in my face, so I'm gonna put like a little...
Keep it up. Okay. A bundle of what?
Blue, do you want me to mow your lawn?
I don't know what you want.
You plan on doing it by mowing my lawn.
Hmm.
Oh, Panic King.
Oh, oh my God.
Did you see what I just did there?
Oh.
I dumbled around the letters.
Jesus Christ.
Brain, hello.
Are you going to be operating today?
Are you operating today?
Brain?
Testing, testing.
One, two, three.
What's this five degrees north Richard Sturgeon? We're gonna get like a clue here
something you know black has just exposed the largest underground gambling
racket in the no definitely not toss it
hey oh big package go ahead and kill my family it only makes me stronger I don't
I don't know about that. I don't know if that's something I want.
I don't know if that's something I would want to say to somebody.
Go on, kill my family, I dare you.
I don't know about that.
Anything else? Banner?
Xammon?
We miss anything, hmm?
Yeah, I think we're good to go. Taking what I can to the evidence room.
I wanted to go see if I could find Delilah.
Where did it say that Delilah's hideout was?
Why did it clue me in on that?
Let me see.
Explore deeper into the cave.
So I don't go back.
Then how come...
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
That doesn't exactly look sturdy, but we got to do what we got to do, right?
Wrong direction, buddy.
What do you think is in there?
I don't know, really, we gotta find out, what do you think?
Whatever it is, they don't want you telling anyone about.
They'd be close to the door when they could've just...
...bast your head in with a rock or chopped you up with a...
Are you serious with this shit right now?
Uh, Hatchet. God, are you sure you want to go back in there?
Yeah, especially now that I'm thinking about all the fun ways to be killed.
I'm sorry. At least whoever locked you in doesn't know you've gotten out.
Hopefully you find whatever they're hiding in there and it'll be worth the risk.
That was hard in the knees.
See the thing is, um, if they were going to kill me, the dude that bashed my head in near
the lake would have killed me.
Oh, thank God.
Dude, these girls sound like trouble, man.
I wonder if they know anything.
know anything if there's some way to ask them about whatever happened at their
camp. I think we need smart to let sleeping dogs lie. You're probably right.
I hope I'm going in the right direction.
Explore deeper into the cave.
Am I going off track?
Should I have went somewhere else?
Looks like you're coming back to the cave. I am?
Are you sure?
Or am I getting lost?
Oh, you're right.
You son of a gun you were right by golly with the heck is this I see I see okay okay okay
So, can we go down the steep side now?
We can.
Mmmmm.
God, this is so dangerous.
I swear to god, if this game hits me with some fricking jump scares, it's not gonna be fun.
I don't want to get hit with the jump scares, I'm not ready.
In order to prepare for a jump scare, the first step is to buckle your knees.
Second step.
There's no second to that, there's no second to that, I'm sorry.
The inevitable will happen, and most likely you will soil yourself, you just have to accept
that fate.
Once you've accepted your fate, you'll be okay with it.
I kind of want to keep jumping off from like the, looks like the pooled jumping board thing.
What do they call those?
Diving boards.
One of those things.
Ayo, music getting a little scary now.
Music's getting a little too creepy.
Oh, good.
Frickin' Lord.
What is that?
Oh my!
Dude, is that a body?
Oh no!
Is that Henry?
Oh man!
Bro, that's totally Henry.
Or Brian, I mean, I'm Henry.
That's Brian.
Dang!
Bro, we've been encountering his ghost or something?
is his mother the ghost?
Oh, shoo.
Or is it evidence that the government is trying to cover up?
Damn, how come...
Looks like the pin fell out.
Yeah, that could have happened to me, dude.
Wait, how come I'm not radioing in this?
Radioing this in. Yeah, that's what the shoe was, dude.
Man, this is a massive cave.
Jesus, take a look at that slope.
Jesus.
So we found a dead body, what do we do about it?
Got to radio it in.
That rock kind of looks like a face.
Do you guys see it?
It looks like a face to me.
A little bit, a little bit.
I have a good feeling that we definitely do not get paid enough for this.
I'm talking like, this ain't in my pay grade, you know what I mean?
Finding dead bodies, government spying on me.
That ain't in the job description by any means.
Oh, we're back.
Oh shoot, okay, yeah, so we gotta go we gotta skedaddle on radio. Whoa. What was that?
Hey, oh, hey, oh out of here out of here out of here
Yo, you saw that too, right? Yeah, I don't know what that was hell. No, hey D
Oh shoot
Hey, I'm sorry, Delilah. I'm so sorry.
About what? You're freaking me out.
He's in there.
What are you saying, Henry?
God, they...
The only thing in the cave is Brian. He's dead. His body is in the cave, Delilah.
I think it was an accident?
Maybe it was Ned?
I think it was an accident.
I think that's just what it was.
I think it was an accident.
Probably exploring a cave and maybe his rope gave up.
Whoever locked me in there probably didn't even know about him.
Okay, I don't know about that part.
Oh my god.
What do we do now? You should have told something about it.
I'm sorry, Delilah.
I'm sorry, Delilah. I'm so sorry.
Keep me alive if I told someone he was out here.
I don't know where he'd be, but I can assure you it would not be
I
Okay, I mean she seems very nonchalant for something that just
Huh was she the one that's trying to trap me in there and like she didn't want that news to be
Broken out
Pick up belongings.
What is that? Oh.
You see that plane?
Uh, no, I was just busy packing up.
Well, there's gonna be a lot more. The service says this thing is 2% contained.
Is this the June fire or the site fire?
The two fires merged into one unmitigated disaster. Jesus. They're renaming it after my lookout
You about packed up shouldn't we talk for a sec? No about things
No, God
About how all this stuff is connected the surveillance the good winds Brian's death
I don't know what to say. It's like the universe cooked up the cruelest thing to have happen.
Did they connect to everything else? I don't know. I don't know if I even want to.
Of course you do. There's gotta be a reason.
Does there?
Maybe. Maybe not. I wouldn't even know where to begin.
Well, fuck. For starters, I guess you could find the source of that signal.
Holy crap. Yeah. Oh my god.
We don't know what it is. It could be nothing it could also be whoever was listening to us who whoever made the tape
Look you should pack up everything you need in case we get the call and you can't come back
Look if something happens
I'll remember you oh
My god, I was hoping you'd have a plan. I was hoping you have a backup plan or something
Oh, it may be something that happens to me.
Right. If you don't find out I'm in the cave and I have to hit the road.
Forget it. Be safe, Henry.
God.
Damn, it is musky out here.
Okay.
Let's see what's shaking with this receiver, huh?
Something to do with west.
Yeah.
west it looks like. How do we, I guess we go this way? Which trail leads west? Where
am I? I guess both. Let's go, let's take this way. If I can. If I can. Jesus. Okay, yeah,
Let's go on the right side I guess.
I don't know what this reveal is going to be, or where this receiver is going to take me.
I can't go that way wait what how do I get out of here
mmm
It's leading us to Ruby River, I think.
I think so.
Yeah, let's go Ruby River.
Something over here.
It starts beeping faster, I get a little worried, you know?
What's your status?
Getting close.
All right, well, I just got word that they are coming to get us. My place you sound worried
No, it's it's just
Brian
I'll coordinate with the EVAC team and let you know when to head towards the tram. It's north
Far past where you found that cutback in me. There's an emergency tram out there that will let you hide to the wrong
Never pointed my lookout
Yo her place sounds a little too convenient
Bruh, her place?
Was she sending me up to be killed over there?
What?
She's like, you know too much, bunk!
I don't know.
Why can't it be my place?
Why can't it be my place?
I guess it doesn't matter.
We're gonna find out.
Getting closer to this Scooby-Doo mystery here.
Attach rope.
Why did it give me that option?
Where?
Ah!
Do I go down there or no?
I don't think so.
Oh my god.
When the music starts creeping into my eardrums, that's when I'm getting frickin'
worried bro
Henry
someone left a rope for me to climb up
I'm down near the lake
how do you know it's for you
there's a tracking color type to it
someone was leading me here
whoa dude
oh my god indeed yeah what the heck man
Can we play this thing or no?
Oh my god, yeah.
I've been up here for three years, I get the cozy, but there's a harshest hell, and I ran out of books, but I got that antenna rigged up.
Delilah, she's a, she's a record you don't got to flip.
I kind of get what Brian took to her.
You guys don't know anything about having kids, alright nobody knows, nothing.
It ain't Andy and Hopey walking down a lake to fish every afternoon.
It ain't Mayberry, but you gotta know I didn't kill him, we were climbing, I was teaching
him.
I was uneducated in the way to do anything. He just fucking didn't sink his anchor the right way.
Jesus.
I thought about going back, having to answer questions, having to get him put in the ground, and I didn't see the point.
Don't come looking for me.
I'm sorry about your wife.
We found the surveillance operation.
Okay. What does that mean? What is it?
It was Ned Goodwin. He was the one listening to us, just... him.
Ned Goodwin. He made the tape?
Yeah. He's gone. He burned the shishonin. He doesn't want anyone to know he's out here. He...
Because he killed Brian. Because he killed his fucking son.
Jesus.
You need to get back here.
They say the helicopters are making rounds.
Okay.
Pike North to thoroughfare look out for evacuation.
God damn.
You got point. Okay.
Damn, we're kind of far though.
I guess I can go through here.
Looks like I gotta pee really fast, I'll be right back.
All right, oh my goodness, dude.
Interesting, so it was the father all along.
Wow, wow, we were.
The father all along, man.
Bro didn't want to get caught.
So what does he do?
basically the most inhumane thing. Take a left here I guess. Where do we go right?
I'm going to try going...
Oh I don't want to miss the evac.
We got to go we got to go was this
Trail clothes. Hey, oh what the freak is this?
Dude
Dude
What the freak is this a roll a role-playing rulebook what?
to some of Brian's things, his desserts and wyverns.
Yeah mom, I'm sorry, I've been riveting.
Hey yo, who's doing the role playing though, hmm?
Oh, God.
What?
Nothing, just some of Brian's stuff.
Look at that.
Jesus.
We're taking all of this for evidence.
Riding is a nice looking kid.
We're taking it.
Heck dude.
I have a strong feeling we're going to bump into this freaking guy.
Goodwin was the one who wrote the reports I found at the site.
I see, I see, I see, I see, the Lila, interesting.
You wrote down everything he did to us.
Everything he did every day.
He was scared shitless.
I did it.
Turn barred equipment, erase HD evidence, leave no trace.
Jesus.
Eyo, that's a lot of reports on Delilah though.
Why?
You know?
Why the reports on Delilah specifically?
What was that?
report? question mark? Henry! okay never mind. keeps to the path passive guilty
guilty? what do you mean guilty? guilty of what? no kids abandoned wife 11 years
married. Jesus okay buddy judge me like that why don't you?
What does he say?
Winter needs 1989.
Try Elkskin.
Okay.
That is definitely the sign of a murder.
Workbench?
You should see some of the stuff he was working on.
I guess he had a lot of time on his hands.
I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. I don't know what you want me to say.
Do that.
You're in the middle of a fire that is at 22,000 acres and growing fast.
It's going to burn all of this up.
No, but we heard Ned's voice.
I'm sure if you're so keen to remember it.
You're not?
I don't know.
I was about to say like, how did Delilah come across a radio, right? Like,
like she must have been the one to build it or
she's either, she's either Ned somehow or she is
this boombox looks familiar
she is in cahoots with Ned
she didn't respond
man that's some sussie right there
sussiness
very sussie
He was rigging up stolen batteries to keep his stuff going.
She's not responding.
Jesus.
That's guilty right there.
Her silence is her guilt.
What was that?
Beer?
We'll take it.
He's got a radio base station up here.
He was listening to us on that
He had quite the view oh, I can't leave through here. I thought I could leave
Let's let's keep all this stuff for evidence
Just in case, you know.
Jules, Jolene, Jolere.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, wait, what was that?
It prompted me for something.
What's it prompting me?
It was like around here.
Oh!
Oh!
Delilah's tower.
I think he could see your lookout.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
Love the response.
Oh!
Oh!
Dude!
Oh dude! I thought that was like a flashlight. Somebody coming in with like their flashlight bro.
Damn! Got my heart to skip for a second right there.
Oh it is musky. We gotta get out of here.
I can't go this way. Dang it. How do I get out of here?
Oh, you're kidding, I have to go all the way around?
Hey, cool.
At least I found something.
Part of the sad mission.
Okay.
We gotta go, though.
I'm over here worried about getting E-backed and, meanwhile,
risking my life grabbing some evidence that can help me.
Am I going the right way?
Is this the right way?
Uh, kind of.
How do I get down?
Not the right way?
Got the backtrack all the way around.
I have to go through the hook?
Wait, no, I had to climb up the hook, didn't I?
Oh, I have to, though.
There's no way to go the other way. Okay.
Where am I going? Okay, okay, yeah.
And then I can go through there. Okay.
I can take one of two paths. Okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god.
Imagine a lot of people waiting for you in the evac point.
Yeah, literally.
Like, what is taking this guy so freaking long?
Listen, I have evidence, okay?
I have stuff that could put Ned Goodwin away for a very, very long time.
All right, so I don't want to hear it. I'm sure I'm going in the right direction.
This is a long climb, dude.
What other feeling I'm gonna see Ned
poke his scrawny head out and just cut my rope.
Thank god dude.
Woo that had me worried man.
The anticipation of like that climb.
Mmm that had me worried dude.
I know I should be relieved.
Relieved that there's no evidence of us starting that fire.
Relieved that we're not crazy.
And there wasn't some conspiracy.
But I'm not.
It was a sweet kid with a shitty father who laid out here like a coward after dumping him in a hole.
Yeah, that's wild.
Well, I don't think... I think it was an accident.
And I don't think Ned meant to kill him.
We don't know what happened for sure.
Ned wanted his son to be able to climb and do the sorts of things he did himself, but...
But, Ryan couldn't.
And how'd that turn out, Henry?
Sorry.
God, it would have been so easy to tell the truth and have him sent home.
I can't stop thinking about it.
You didn't do anything wrong.
Yes, I did.
And now I've got to decide whether I tell people that he's down there, so they can retrieve the body or not.
And if I do, I'm going to be asked about Ned Goodwin.
Oh, fuck.
Is that a helicopter?
Yeah, hold on.
Okay.
No, there's one more.
Yeah, you better wait for me, bro. I am sprinting on my way
What oh my god, Delilah
What if they don't come back girl
I can't you just wait.
Aww.
Freaking Delilah dude.
Girl, I swear to god man.
I'm running as fast as I can to get to your goddamn lookout.
And what do you do?
You don't even have the decency to wait after we spent months, months together, flirting!
See, we're gonna get it even in the time of day!
Very unfortunate.
I guess the power of the Riz wasn't so powerful.
After all.
What a shame.
I'm running back to her lookout like, wait!
Wait, Delilah!
Please!
Oh my god, what if this is like the origin story of the song?
Hey there, Delilah.
it like in new york city
except where she want to go she want to go to like canada right
and
all my other freaking bush
well enough course
tell a police just wait
I'm almost there!
I'm almost there, I can taste you.
Just wait.
This way.
In a way.
They're playing the sad music.
They're already playing the sad music.
Totally missed her.
God damn it!
We were so close.
Bro, we were so...
Ah!
That was the helicopter.
I'm sorry.
So sorry.
Hey, oh, they better come back for me now.
Like seriously.
Where the heck is her lookout?
Evac point. I'm almost there.
What do I do? Climb up this thing?
This doesn't look like a lookout.
I swear to God.
Uh, hello?
That's swear to God if they don't come back for me.
I will never forgive her.
Never.
I don't care how hot she is, I will never forgive her.
Bro, what is this?
How do I get up there?
I can't believe she just left me like this.
Five miles?
Oh my Lantus.
Didn't even have the decency to like throw down a rope from that cliff dude.
My god.
I can be like freaking five miles over here
Gotta go should we go to the supply drop that sounds kind of fun
Let's see what's in there
What if there's something
That'll connect some dots for us, you know what I mean?
Isn't that exciting? Let's see
Cool, it's nothing
Wow
That decision right there probably just cost my life because the helicopters came back and they were like, huh ain't nobody here
Bring it on back boys.
That was out.
Oh, is that the tram? So we good? We're out of here?
Okay, it is what it is.
She ghosting me from this point forward.
Sadly.
Yeah, this don't look safe at all, dude.
What is that?
Some rinky machinery over here risking my life on this rusty rope.
Hell no.
We made it.
surprise we made it
i go back what what it is this way
all because that's a look out
oh my god
We're going in the bathroom. Have a good time.
Hey, oh.
Delilah, you in there?
I guess not.
I guess not.
What a shame.
What a shame.
Well, let's go snoop through her stuff.
Well deserved.
She basically just left, so we are entitled to just go through all our things at this
point.
It is what it is.
Hmm.
What if we like walkie her and try to like bait her in?
Say like, hey, you best come back or I'm going to go through your stuff.
What did that say?
Dish soap?
Okay.
I love how it can just make you grab like the most random things for no reason.
I thought maybe that paper would be important.
I guess not.
There was a bottle of tequila.
Interesting.
I'm just going to trash her place.
Nah, I'm kidding.
I just want to like leave room in case...
Oh my god, we're eating her apple.
That's kind of weird.
We're going to eat the whole thing.
A bottle of jiff!
drawings. Take a look. How does she do? She did draw me in a text. Hey, what is this?
Hey, bro, what is this? Come on now. What the freak? Come on now. I think, I think she
went a little small there, okay? What the heck? Henry. What we know. White and shorts. Wow.
Fantastic.
Damn, we keeping this though.
We are totally keeping it.
Radio equipment.
Hello?
Is anybody there?
Hi.
Yeah, it's me.
I'm back at the staging area.
I think there might be a rock living in it.
Make sure he's comfy I guess.
He should take off for the helicopter to reach you.
Okay.
There's a debrief in a situation like this.
Lost questions.
Ah, shit.
So, taking stock, we found out an old lookout killed his only son and decided to become a lonely hermit.
Yes.
And we prevented one fire.
Basically started another.
Okay, so that's a wash.
I'll have to figure out what I'm doing every summer from now on that isn't this.
You're not coming back?
No.
And you'll have to...
I don't know.
Yeah.
Me neither.
I don't know what's next.
Tell you what.
Why don't you choose for me and I'll choose for you.
Oh!
Alright.
That sounds like fun.
Maybe...
Come to me.
Boulder with me? Oh, sheeeess!
Oh, dude.
Maybe you could come back to Boulder.
I'm getting bold.
Oh!
Shootin' the shot. Let's see what happens.
Just, just a thought.
You don't want me down there.
Goddamnit.
I just asked you.
you I'm sorry Henry
ah
so literally
I think you should go to Julia
maybe put that typewriter to get to use
a sexy accent or something if you write about this
I try to do it with freakin Henry man I'm sorry Henry
You gotta go see her.
You right.
You right.
Oh, I kinda wanna ask this, would you?
Henry, I...
Look, you came out to put your memories behind you and they're still right there in front
of you.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Answer the question.
Oh, shoot.
She won't even recognize me. Let's be real
She is right I'm not gonna watch I was just trying to shoot the shot for Henry, you know add something to the plot
Sorry.
Yeah, there's the helicopter.
Where?
Good. No land back where you hiked up.
Good luck, Henry.
Where?
See you soon.
I'll see you when I see you.
See you soon.
Yeah, sure thing.
Now I see the helicopter.
Oh, thank God I'm not gonna die.
Is there anything else that I could like take with me?
Wait, what did I say?
Last time I heard he had been separated from his allies with the evil.
Interesting.
Well, what a shame.
what a shame it is what it is okay it is it is what it is I don't think I could
is that a photo hold up
oh I thought that was a photo of her dude was that like Roosevelt why on earth
does she have a photo of herself
she just add into the sus how do I get up there
They don't leave me. I don't know how to operate this area. I'm on my way though.
I'm sure there's a ladder here somewhere.
Ah-ha! Wait, how do I get it? Oh my god.
Bro, what? How do I get the ladder?
What do I do?
Oh, I need to go down.
Oh, are they over here?
Not bad.
Why is there a ladder over there?
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Wow
Amazing.
Very unfortunate.
But yeah, that was Firewatch.
Oh my goodness.
What a cool game.
I enjoyed it so much.
I didn't want it to end.
I really didn't.
I thought there was going to be a little bit more for me to explore there.
I was really hoping there would be some government conspiracy too.
Unfortunately, that's never the case with reality, right?
It's never the case.
It's always something that's practical and more rational than that.
Like a father trying to cover up the murder of his son.
Accident, accident.
Right, Luna?
That does make a lot more sense.
So it is what it is.
But yeah, I guess that means I need to end the stream early, unfortunately, but I had a blast playing some Firewatch.
Super cool. I cannot wait to play more games like it as well.
I want more juicy stories. I want to be invested in more juicy stories.
So I'm hoping you guys can recommend me some good ones. I'm gonna keep Subnautica on the list, okay?
I'm gonna keep it up there in the old noggin. We'll see what happens. I'll give it a little looksies.
Um, and yeah, I'm gonna look for some more just to cover the areas if you will have already played Detroit become human
Life is strange. I feel like fire watch is up there with those three in terms of like a story
That feels very immersive and I like that whole decision-making
Basis that you could have where you're very like you feel involved with your decisions. I really love those three
So yeah, feel free to recommend some more over on Discord and I'll give them a little
look season see how they compare and yeah, I can't wait to play some more in general.
But in the meantime, I will leave you guys with a rebroadcast so that you can continue
stacking up some channel points and I hope you have a fantastic rest of your evening,
morning or afternoon.
Okay?
Okay.
I'll see you all later.
Bye-bye.
On the entertainment side of things, if I die at any point, I lose everything and will
probably cry in a corner. It is what it is. But hey, it can happen at any moment too. It can be
right now! Ah! Ah! I'm just kidding. Not yet. I am a skilled professional. I have done a lot of
research before going into this. I've invested time, energy, momentum into figuring out what is the
best possible route to commit to when playing hardcore. Solo, specifically solo, but I might party
up every now and then with somebody I'll see I don't know most likely not but you never know right
time to go to an objective hello upwards and onwards mateys so we got decent stuff going on
here as you can see I am glistened out in some Gucci cosmetics provided by Gucci themselves
Thank you, Gucci. Big shout out to Gucci.
Um...
Slipped on a banana peel and died.
Imagine, dude.
You know what's crazy? It's true. That's all it takes.
I am a little nervous about that.
Um...
By being stunned or something, and just getting a one plow blow,
and I'm gone. It's over.
I'm wiped from the server.
Never to be seen again.
I am worried about that.
Because that's all it takes.
It takes this one Goomba to just stun me,
on me and then I have 50 minions plowing on me running a train on me
essentially simply because I am immobile it's a dark side of the heck oh hold up
no come back here so you are fast hey I'll pick up all this gold
nice look at that just like that baby so yeah like I was saying entertainment
purposes, I figured it's more enjoyable to watch someone play hardcore because you don't
have to, right?
You don't have to commit the time, investment, and the nail-biting worry and stress of just
losing everything that you work for.
But I'm willing to do that for your entertainment.
I can and will do it.
I saw this cosmetic in the shop and I was like, delicious.
Absolutely love it.
I'll show you the character that it created behind the cosmetic in a little bit.
I'm gonna try and just speedrun through all this stuff to get as high of a level as possible.
So I'm not gonna like dilly-dally too much.
The good news is, bro, we're skiing!
What the heck?
I was dilly-dallying a lot earlier with Druid.
my main, just, I would call it the campaign. My campaign character is Druid. This is just
more of a guilty pleasure, you know. Watch me rage if I die, type streams, with the
sorcerer. Whatcha gonna do when I hit level 9? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Hey,
what is that? That dungeon? Did I go to that dungeon already? Why is it marked a little
thought let's go to it like I said I'm
trying to speedrun some areas here
next thing we got to put a point on is
teleport excellent now I do need teleport
as a hotkey I mean I kind of want I
don't like one two three four I think
I'm gonna do QW ER and then do my emote
above I've never been the type it kind
hurts my hand to put it up there and it's just weird too. I can feel more like it's
League of Legends if I do Q-W-E-R, so I'm gonna do that. And while I do this
imagine I die. Jesus Christ. There would be pain. There would be... I just want to
make sure there's no key bindings already. I know E is gonna be for...
Press a key.
Action wheel has been unbound. Okay
Fast quest track has been unbound. So we have action wheel and fast track
Whatever that is
Whatever that is
Action wheel is this so this will do like three I guess and then fast track. I don't know four. I guess
Booyah now we are in it
My god, if I had some minion just pounding on my head while I was fixing my settings
You don't know the amount of rage that would exude me.
Could be a lot.
Let's go!
I mean, we know it's nice about Sorcerer.
It's basically playing an ADC in League of Legends, so I feel like I'm more than skilled enough to play hardcore Sorcerer.
Absolutely. It was between Rogue and Sorcerer. I decided on Sorcerer. After all the research I did, Sorcerer became the number one pick in the NBA Finals.
Yo, I've never been in here. Hold up, wasn't I supposed to go to the dungeon? It was like a dungeon up there. I saw it on the map. You can't lie to me.
can't lie to me. Oh, shoot! That was a nice teleport. How far can I teleport? What's the
radius? On top of a little surging to a target location, is it like infinite? I better test
that out. Like all the way over there. It is basically on the screen, huh? Okay. Oof,
is gonna be that's my life-saving situates now
situates now bro and then my manager
we're gonna need some mana regeneration which I believe is willpower
nice and my health potion is in a nice little hot key spot
nice little sports I'm not ready yo where's this dungeon at they like disappear
what the heck
I mean I guess I could just keep teleporting speedrun you know the
Tundra
What's the what is that?
This is why we have teleport this is why
They thought they could trap me
Absolutely where you going buddy you think that wall does anything to me
For all that for some high-times, still unbelievable.
All of that for some high-times, man.
Best be joking.
Gizap!
There it is!
Okay, good, good, good. I'm not crazy after this.
Nice.
Like I said, I'm trying to speedrun from levels here.
Little speedrun tutorial.
I want to level up quick!
Well, that got news for you!
Sorcerer is the safest way to do it in hardcore.
Not only safest, but like...
Bruh, she packs a punch!
I heard rogue packs a punch too rogue is my next champion, but I might be
Decent dungeon decent dungeon
Not bad not bad
Gain some levels here and there you know, you know, you know
Druid my beloved, I know, I know.
Like I said, he's my main for campaign mode.
This is just, get the pleasure, hardcore mode.
You're in, you're out.
You're in, and you're out.
I don't know how to move faster.
Is there a key?
Ah, it might not be wise to do that. I mean that would be pretty epic. You can't you can't have the camera not follow you, right?
Kind of like in league does
This is graphics gameplay
screen shake effects
reduced strobing
HUD configuration center choose a computer for your life resources
Let's go, Mark.
The monster help our option.
I have an elite.
I actually wouldn't mind seeing that all the time.
I'm gonna put it always on.
It's nice to know who's weak so I can just finish them off.
Rather than having to like, waste my mouse movement to go over them.
Uh, save me.
Save me.
Epic!
Onwards.
We move forward
Wait, what am I? Can I use my scope? I don't think I did
Which would have been
That everything was in order
Like I both you leave a legend nerds. Hey chill Winston chill
Us like the legends nerds is what's gonna prevail in the ranking up of this thing here
Decent cool down on the teleport it's not bad at all
I need time to prepare that.
Not bad at all.
Eh, look at the cute little foxes.
Those are like Arctic foxes, right?
Nice.
Nice.
Is there a waypoint here?
have to remember I'm remembering now I'm not gonna forget I have to put the
waypoints have to activate with whoa whoa whoa now oh no I use it what do you
need I tell you what they need I'm looking for Vigo we're off to Vigo what
What the heck is this?
Oh, it's a chair.
I love how something so useless is available to you.
Something so useless and yet amazing.
Kind of weird.
I'm tempted to almost switch up these keys to make it like League where I can...
I think I'm gonna do that. It's a little off-putting for me to have the keys opposite.
I'm gonna make it as close to League as possible.
To have my survivability chance up there amongst the greats.
Mount, dismount. Don't care about that. This stuff, this stuff right here.
I want it opposite, so it feels like League.
Oh, whoops. Now I gotta get used to that change-up.
I'm feeling like League already, just with this.
I might fumble my keys for like a second.
I just want to music my lightning, but I'll get used to it.
Berries! I know, I know!
I guess if I'm kiting though, it would be easier for me to kite.
No, I think this is fine.
I'll try it out for a little bit more and I'll see.
I do feel a little weird with it.
Because normally when you kite in League, it's kind of like, it's only one key anyway.
see like I'm already confused with that aspect. The interact buttons is a little
weird to have it like this. But we'll see. I feel like I'll get used to it. I know the blink
visual effect is so cool, huh? Have I done this before? Yes, I have. That's Nila. Okay.
double checking she did we've done all this with the juror campaign
where you going buddy
I always wanted to say that your smile warms my heart, aww thank you, oh lord Jesus I'm
I love it when Nila uses abilities after everyone is dead.
Yeah, Apple Cider.
Lemon, ginger, cayenne, pepper with a base of Apple Cider, vinegar.
Spicy alcohol-free yes
Yes!
I'll go all three.
Blow now!
Whoops.
How do I interact?
Oh, shit.
See, I'm getting used to it.
It's okay, though.
It's okay.
I think, ultimately, once I do get used to it, it'll be more efficient.
my right, my middle finger, technically, is used better for hiding when I'm playing
League and stuff like that, so I feel like I can do that, do that-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-h-h zapping
more efficiently-more effectively-you know?
What I'm saying-oh my god, look at that droop.
Yes!
Oh.
Yes, follow us. Continue to be useless. I love it.
Out of mana, once again.
Out of the mana.
What I like about the mana at least is that it, um, it regenerates fairly fast.
When with druid the spirit thing don't do that
Buddy where are you going where you attack I
Love that they put up a shield after they
It is a dead end.
Alright, we do have a skill point.
We got a enhanced teleport.
Reduce the cooldown on Sumi.
Decrease seconds for enemy hit.
Up to three seconds.
Oh, cool.
When I teleport on them.
Nice.
Let's give it a try.
to try nice as you can see extremely good I hope I'm going the right way
because I don't remember
Nice, what was that?
Ooh, 17 intelligence?
Wait, what does this one give me?
This one's 24 though.
24 is a little better.
Crowd controlled enemies.
I think my staff is better.
17 intelligence, 5, 1.2 attacks per second, very fast, very fast.
This combined...
Ooh, is that a helmet?
Dude, fire resistance, maximum mana, bro.
Uh, equip, I guess?
What did this one give me?
Oh, nothing, cool.
Nice. Fire resistance, point resistance, maximum mana. It's delicious.
And then this, 6.5% of the base is skill damage.
So if I can combo this with like another item that gives me maybe intelligence or something, I'll consider it.
I mean, cooldown reduction is good too. 1.5%.
Yeah, I'll definitely keep this handy. I'll see.
I'll see, I'll see, I'll see.
Everything else is junk, right?
Eight intelligence. I'll take the intelligence for now. Gives me more
damage. More damage. He just lost. What do you mean?
Go barehanded.
this up so this is gonna be my first I think boss fight on hardcore mode
Come on, Vigo, be useful.
No lift.
The jam must be deeper down.
Typical Vigo.
Loved.
Over here.
I can trace through to the other side.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Hold on.
And there she goes.
It's OK.
It's better if she's not for this situation.
The fight's coming to us this time.
Smack him up.
Yeah, because we're having such a difficult time.
Oh!
See, I still get confused when I'm trying to pick up an item.
I feel like my interact button should be the left click, but I guess it doesn't matter, right?
Is there a way? Nah. I thought there was a way to separate it.
There's more.
Excellent!
What the?
Let's throw a new one over there.
Wait, what's over here?
Nothing!
That one ghoul in the path?
Which one?
I can not forget any piece of gold.
Just grab my gold, folks.
Keep up.
Sprint!
Some legendary boots.
I'll take it.
Extremely juicy.
Good lord.
That actually got me.
Imagine, dude, I swear to god if I died by that.
Holy smokes, man.
I'd be legitimately angry.
I heard somebody die with a bug in the Ablar.
I would literally cry.
Cause like, what are you supposed to do about that? You contact the devs and I guess they can't really do anything about it, cause your thing is wiped out.
But that'd be so stupid, man.
Oh my god.
I gotta figure out what, um, was I gonna put another one?
Yeah.
Another skill point into teleport.
Later.
Afterwards.
Vigo, what do you need, my friend?
The tunnel's closed.
What the shame, what the shame?
So what do we do?
We go the long way?
Looks like we're going the long way.
I don't remember much of this part.
I remember it being long and difficult for absolutely no reason.
I'm not going to lie, I'm having such an easier time with Sorcerer as opposed to Druid.
But to be fair, I was on World Tier 2, which is ridiculous.
What's up?
It doesn't matter, buddy.
Don't worry about it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's what's talking to this guy first.
We need reinforcements.
Oh, that's right.
Nyla?
Or no.
We go there later.
That's right.
Hey, can we raid their dead bodies though?
Who needs barbarian when you can spend yourself, right?
Right?
I have died on level 98 and D2, one of the reasons I had a whole punch through a wall.
I don't blame you, dude.
I was about to curse right there for you.
Level 98.
Ooh!
Good lord!
Ooh, I feel that pain, man.
I feel that pain.
Level 98.
Who did you play as?
I used to love playing as Paladin.
Can we skip this?
Oh.
I played as Paladin, and I believe Barbarian.
My brother used to play Barbarian, actually.
I think I only committed to...
No, that's right, I played too. I did Platinum and Necromancer.
That was my 2-0 Gs.
My 2-0 Gs.
Oh!
They thought they were gonna be sneaky with it.
they thought let's ambush her it's the only way you did necromancer yeah necr is
very fun I do enjoy it
sorcerer kind of reminds me of Aladdin the little hammers and everything that's
the build I went
I guess we go this way, Naila. What happened to Vigo?
This dude just bounced already?
It zapped.
Bro, unfortunate.
Oh, you can't teleport like that. What a shame.
I thought that would be pretty cool, if you could.
Oh, good lord.
I should probably put a skill point in Teleport since I'm using it so much.
I think we're doing shimmering.
After Teleport you gain 30% damage reduction for 3 seconds.
Yeah, that's going to help me survive a lot.
We don't need to deal more damage from a Teleport.
It's not our main source, that's for sure.
Hold on.
I gotta sell all these artifacts in raid.
Doing this random side quest in raid.
Ooh, raid jethro legends.
Looks like my inventory is full.
One second.
What the shi- Okay.
I just wanted to confirm with the guide, but yeah, that makes the most sense.
If I'm teleporting away, it's because it's not to deal damage, but to survive.
So we'll gain a 30% damage reduction for 3 seconds.
Now we're gonna probably move on to some ice armor.
Probably.
Most likely.
Let's see, when you have 40 minions and teleport on a boss and it melts so much fun.
I know, I know, I know exactly what you're talking about.
It is, and it's just really cool aesthetically too.
It's pleasing to have like, like I was talking about last stream, like your own personal army, you know?
That's what it feels like to me anyway, when I'm playing Necromancer.
And as a solo player, it's even more enjoyable for that reason, specifically.
Okay, um, why are we here?
Do we have to do something here?
We gotta find somebody?
I'm guessing we can't go through that door I'm not ready yet fantastic
What is this?
That's cool, man.
That's cool.
I think I got an accomplishment last time from that.
I'm not dying.
Ain't no way, Cheat.
This is easy. I think once we hit to World Tier 2 is when I'm going to actually start getting a little nervous.
Little nervous. I'll see, I'll see. So far it's been fairly easy. I love this build
pack. The lighting build pack is like, oh, so good, man. So good.
But you never know, like I said, I could die to the first boss by it.
You know, it'd be very sad.
Hey, we got a ring.
Hey, we got a legendary ring?
Bruh!
Langing damage.
Ooh, critical strike.
Ooh, damage to stun enemies.
Ooh!
Bro!
Bro!
That is amazing.
Willpower!
Ooh!
Oh my god, those are really good boots.
Will power regenerates a man, I believe in one max of a charge. Oh my dude. That is lucky
Whoo, I'll take it. I
like that a lot
Which I could obviously oh shoot
Hey chief not today man gotta chill with that you got a chill to revive
They freaked me out for like a split second. I was like, oh, please. No, I just got good boots
Please not my good boots not the swag
Nice.
Had me nervous.
Had me nervous.
Nice, nice.
Bop them on the side of the head.
Oh, shit.
It's weird.
I do get a little nervous when there's like a swarm of them because I can't anticipate
the damage that they're going to deal.
So that's the only reason why I'll be like, oh, but I think for now I got really lucky
with the early items.
So I should be okay.
I should be okay for like a good while.
until I reach...
Oh, good lord.
Nice.
With two of they charges also
I can move fast around the map.
Oh we gotta go that way.
Did I just go in a circle?
Oh, shoot!
Storming the gates, Pursue Lilith and the...
That's where I came from though, right?
God damn.
I think I gotta go that way.
Jesus.
Okay.
I mean, luckily we can move this fast, so...
Saves me some time.
Oh, shit.
enemies out of nowhere thinking that they could kill me in hardcore
I want to fight a boss already
the gates.
No goal.
There it is.
Back with that.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
A lonely, common weapon.
Oh, of course you guys were coming.
What the heck?
Bro didn't even touch me. Okay.
I need more time mini boss
Rush, you didn't even touch me.
Very exciting.
Wow.
Like I said, so far so easy.
Wow, like I said, so far so easy.
Fantastic way to like speed boost.
stuff
back at that
where to where to let's go this way
like there might be a little
little sum sum this way.
Okay.
I don't like that my ability uses so much man.
And again the fact that I like two shots from them.
If not one shots.
Understandable and I accept it.
What the heck?
Okay
Fantastic ambush. Oh shoot
Okay
Get christened you like lizard meat
It Chris buddy
Yeah, that's right.
So easy.
Now what would have been this easy with Rogue is my contemplation.
That big boy was slightly tough all right what do we got what do we got for 1.5% healing
2% healing received ooh we got intelligence not enough though not enough 30 armor good
Lord tax be we don't need 1% damage what do I have now will power nope can't replace that
man can't replace that all right uh i guess well we could throw out a common weapon right
but that sells for 306
uh let's do this
plus and all stats you're gonna have to sell it but it sells for more right it does it does okay
That's all I wanted to make sure about.
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah.
Did I just gain a level- I did.
Ice armor, a barrier of ice forms around you for six seconds, absorbing 30% of your base
life. Ooh, la la. Now we're talking. How do I even die at this point, right? I'm gonna
be immortal. Please, lady, you didn't make it. You didn't even make it rough for me.
This area looks like the same kind of magic as before.
I think I can spell it.
I think I can spell it.
I got your cover number.
Ooh, the big boy, come on.
I'm not ready yet.
Is this where I die?
Is this where it all ends?
I
Wasn't scared
They got a little spicy with me. They got a little habanero spice. Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
It just looks scary exactly. It just looks scary, but I think I was fine all time.
It's the problem with it though, even with that line of thinking. The problem is that all it takes, literally all it takes is one fumble.
I fumble by just, you know, getting stunned and they mollywap me with like certain abilities that take out my HP.
I've noticed the biggest impact is usually poison or like those explosions or the dudes that like chomp you with a big
like cleaver
boom
like at least 80% of the HP just gone and
Can't do anything about it and if my teleport is on cooldown and I can't even escape the situation along with my ice armor
That's that's all it takes. It's literally all it takes
Making sure that I'm still gone.
Oh yeah, this is her mother.
Oh, I remember struggling on this part too.
Let's see if I struggle.
I could die here.
I've never fought her on Hardcore yet, because I remember it gets quite challenging navigating
around these things.
Ow!
Oh god.
I need mana. I need mana! Help me! For the love of God!
Come here, you!
Oh, why is she storming like this?
We almost have her.
She's almost done.
Ow.
Now this part, I remember struggling a hundred because of this guy.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
I'm losing health.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Oh god, oh god.
That was actually close.
That was the first time I ever went below, like, 30% AP.
Bro, she feisty!
Good lord.
She feisty, dude.
That lightning ability really helped me out in that situation.
I was able to hit like multiple demon girls. You see that's what I couldn't do with druid, dude
I couldn't do that with druid. I had to hit one at a time while the frickin things I needed to dodge
It was crazy
That lightning ability really made a difference
It did get I did get really worried when when the big boy came out with the cleaver that's the guy I was talking about
Cleaver dude that guy hits like hard
So I knew if I didn't teleport away, gain some distance.
It was close.
It was close.
I didn't like being below 30% HP.
I'll tell you that much.
I'll tell you that much
meet me in the mistro woods why there the harajrim hit a vault there finding it
was her life's work so much for that maybe it will help with her too if not at
least I can bury her where she'd want I need time I'm sorry just leave me I forgot I
I can skip by the way.
My bags.
My bags are full.
My bags are full.
Holy.
Let me get rid of this.
So the five, the 17 intelligence, I was gonna maybe combine with something else so that
it's not just pure.
This is really good though.
I think it's helping me a lot with that damage being dealt.
This one is not so good.
It doesn't do anything to me.
It doesn't do anything for me.
Okay, we skedaddle, skadoodle, get out of here.
I think so, right?
Or do we have to go all the way around?
Don't I need to go...
Let's go to town and see.
Exorcist Cache.
Do we actually have to go that way?
Carry on celebrating with some redeems that Epic wins.
Got a surprise for you, Luna.
Some treats, hat on the head, and a belly rope.
Over there.
Over there.
Scrunch.
Scrunch.
The little baby.
Little, little baby.
Another belly rub from...Skullville!
Perfect. Alright.
Not while I'm in town.
Not while I'm in town.
So I do have to go backwards, huh? Or do I just go there?
No.
Oh dude, I gotta like, sell some stuff man.
I got way too much junk in the trunk.
I was, I'm not gonna lie dude.
I was worried for a split second right there.
When my health drops a little too much
than I was comfortable with.
While injured your potions are also restored,
10% resources.
Ooh, 14.
As if I could afford this thing anyway.
14 intelligence though is really good.
I would love that. I would love that.
This wouldn't give me anything.
Ugh.
But I don't have that much money.
I'm gonna start selling some stuff, see where we're at.
There's no way I'm gonna get 20k from all this.
Good deal.
It's not that good place.
Good deal.
There's double checking everything, you know.
I think I said I wanted to keep...
3 to maximum life.
What is this for this but I got six willpower I want to keep the willpower for the
monoregeneration that's what's been helping me out I think cool down
reduction that might help honestly I want to see a bigger stat if I can get
like I don't know a 5% cool down reduction I'll combo it with one of
these the 17 intelligence I think that would make sense
This does, what, 8 intelligence?
Yeah, we don't need that then.
Damage close enemies.
Ooh, I'm at 22k, but, yeah, I'm still like, literally 20k off.
Fire damage, unfortunately.
I am not fire.
So we must still... 1.5% cooldown reduction.
I need a better stat than that.
It must be better.
I'm gonna stash the rare ones now.
Six intelligence.
What does this one give me?
Eight intelligence.
But 30 more armor.
You know what?
I'll actually equip that.
I'll take the armor and reduce the two intelligence, because I'm sure I'm gonna find something along
the way anyways, and it'll increase my survivability.
Healing received.
I don't know if I might optimize this later.
I might want to do that.
with those stats those stats are kind of crummy but later on later on execute
nine injured enemies five stats damage to this now means we don't need dexterity
we don't need damage we don't need and we don't need that either cool
ooh so close I mean I have an hour before that goes away though I might get
it I might get it let's go stash you the two items and then continue our journey
open options and go to gameplay and check advanced tools
advanced tool tip both of them
ooh for what though? give me the context what does that do?
let's store this this
and I think that's it man
and then we uh... then we...
what did you say options?
Gameplay, advanced tooltip.
Advanced tooltip, compare.
When comparing item tooltip to a property of gain, loss, and changes to a human's skills,
be displayed.
When comparing item tooltips, only the primary stat will be compared.
Oh yeah, what the heck?
Same with information, display advanced information on tooltips such as item property ranges,
like a chance of skills and indication as to whether modifications are additive or multiplicative.
Will I need that one?
only that one. That sounds a little, uh, lina. So if that's the item you're looking at and
compares what you're wearing, yeah. But I don't think I'll need the information part,
right? Jack, both of them. I mean, it doesn't hurt. Just more information. And I love information.
I'll be honest. I love it. Upwards and onwards, though. Warning, you return to how part will
be closed if you leave town. I'm not leaving town though, right?
I mean, did I gather spirit Anima from the undead? You're kidding me. I really did have
to go back here? Oh my god, but I lost my portal, bro.
Um... kidding me. Jesus Christ. Well, where was that?
I mean like a waypoint over there. Is that what this is?
Oh my god it is.
Okay let's finish that. Jesus Christ.
Now hover over an item in the uh, in the in hit shift.
What uh, basically see what it does.
Yeah we could do that.
Since we're here.
I love having the two of AIDS.
Okay.
Properties lost when equipped, ooooh, versus properties gained basically, right?
4% critical strike, the 13% but I'd be gaining little areas here and there.
So I know it's good but the problem is the intelligence for me right now is the reason
I'm dealing so much damage
Intelligence the critical strike damage plus the base skill damage, so I'm only getting like what 2% more
Damage to stun enemies plus 7% yeah
It's kind of like hey
You score a drop play now to go to your inventory. Oh my god claim it claim it
Hey, I got a drop on my own stream, man, love it.
Y'all get any drops?
Travel!
I want my drops, which is enabled by the way, so feel free to link your account.
Alright, we're going over to the Nyla mission because I fricken fumbled and it's like somewhere
over there I guess.
Lost my waypoint because I didn't even leave town.
That's the thing.
I literally didn't even leave town, man.
But we gotta go all the way back.
I mean, we might as well fight these guys.
Ooh, a helmet.
I think I have a legendary helmet though, no?
What are you doing there standing, being useless?
We want to go this way.
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Okay, okay.
Just gained a little, uh, you know, extra fangs here and there.
Why not? Why not?
Whoa.
Is that part of a mission?
What the heck is this?
from Naira. Okay, good good good good. I'm I'm still on this quest. I like doing
things in linear order, man. So I get too messy. It's all over the place.
Rampan, what's up, what's up dude? What did I see right here? Tier one, 38 months.
Thank you, thank you, man. I really appreciate it. It's got a little
Mariachi time going
Thank you, man. How you doing?
Playing some Diablo 4 hardcore mode by the way hardcore mode which means if I die at any point I
Lose everything and my characters wiped from the server
And any point all takes is one fumble I could just be going around my merry business
Maybe I'm AFK, let's say. I'm just away, going for a little peeper, and then one enemy is just smacking me up some.
And there it goes. Everything lost. I could put three years into this game, and it would be lost.
How fun, right?
I figured, uh, for entertainment purposes, it is more exciting to watch at the edge
of your seat if somebody just dies, basically.
Am I going the right way?
I feel like this is not the right way.
I didn't think I would need to use a health potion, but the fact that I'm using a health
potion right now is not so good.
The portal will lead you through this crude trap.
Bro am I going to bait it?
Oh I totally got baited.
Oh I remember this part, yeah yeah yeah.
It's a little, it's not the Nairilah whatever mission.
But it's whatever.
We did this already with the Druid campaign so...
Where are we going?
Where are we going, puppy?
That's disgusting.
Is that it?
Can we go through?
Is that it?
Nope, not yet.
Now we go through.
Whoo!
If in town you can't die.
Yeah, I know but that's what I'm saying if I for whatever reason felt bold enough
To just be like afk right here. You know what I mean? Oh, this is part of the nightler. Whatever
So we're still on track
Was that like a little short
come on
come on
Praying to the great tree.
Back it up.
Back it up.
I swear to God my heart just dropped into my stomach.
I thought for sure, because I don't know what happens if that happens.
If my game crashes while I'm here, does that mean I die?
Because of thinking that I'm trying to cheat and just like escape death?
Holy smokes.
What happens?
I never researched that part, but yeah, if my freaking game dies, what does that mean?
Because can't people cheat in hardcore by like, if they know they're about to die they
just like turn off the PC. There has to be a preventative here forever. So I wonder what
that means. Oh, unless they do the nine second rule. I did read that it takes nine seconds
regardless of the game. So I guess even if I was AFK and it's deciding to be for me,
it would be within nine seconds. So whether there's enemies or not, I think it'd be fine.
I think that's probably the ruling implement.
Cause yeah, it happens, right?
Internet goes out, PC crashes, I don't know.
But I think it'll just maintain that nine second rule.
Cause look, I'm pretty sure if I wanted to leave right now,
nine seconds, you see?
So I can't just like immediately go.
That's to prevent you from like cheating basically.
So if you're about to die,
and you need a skedaddle skadoodle to save yourself,
you just still gotta wait the nine seconds.
Which I feel like is still a workaround but, you know, it'd be difficult because you have
to constantly keep moving if you are about to die.
There's a passage over there!
What the?
I was like, where the heck is this thing, dude?
I need time to prepare that.
I give you the book.
You might want to take a step back.
I might.
I might.
I also might not.
I am barbarian.
I'm not.
Let's keep on.
That was here.
Hey, wait for me.
Uh-huh.
I remember struggling with this boss. I don't remember exactly who this was, but I remember
struggling. Dude, it's just skedaddles. I don't remember who this was, but I remember
struggling, so I do have to be very careful here. Because I've worked up some decent items
on this character so far and I wouldn't want to like redo it already.
Okay, okay.
I have learned so far with my adaptive skills that I need to make sure I put my Frost Armor
up whenever I'm going into like that melee range, even when I'm getting attacked.
Long range.
It's kind of like the moment I run out of mana.
Oh, sheesh!
What was this?
What was this?
Um, that was a lot of information. Hold on. Let's just do that for now. I gotta see what this provides.
Critical strike damage, slowed enemies, damage up close 105, bro. So I do lose some intelligence,
so I'm gonna lose basic skill and the 24 intelligence.
But I gain critical strike damage, goes up how much? 8%? Yeah, 8%. And I do damage to
slowed enemies. I don't think I slow any enemies right now though, so that's kind of useless
to me. Damage to close enemies, for my melee I guess is good. Damage to crowd controlled
enemies. The crowd control enemies I gain like 3%, but the damage per hit in general
going up like a hundred as a base stat so I think it might be worth I'll try it out
I'll try it out I know I lose intelligence but
because I feel like man 24 intelligence is a lot to to miss out on we'll see we'll see
we'll see how I do with the up city and staff did I switch it I did right because it's 202 damage
And this was 97?
Okay, good.
Double checkin' over here, and double checkin'.
Damn, good zap, bro.
Oh boy.
I think I'm dealing more damage.
Feels like it, feels like it.
I think so, I think so.
That 100 base, I think regardless of like the substats that I would have gotten from the other one,
the 100 base increase is a lot.
This is a lot. Look at that. Instantly zapped.
Nice. So you gotta constantly be thinking. You gotta constantly be on your toes.
Put these situators.
Damn.
He's zapped.
We have a new skill point I hold on hold on I must consult the elders I believe we do
this and I believe we do the enhanced your mana regeneration has increased oof oh yeah
Exactly that's a perfect. Oh my god. I did that instinctually too. I thought of my strategy instinctually and it ends up even being it ends up working out even better
by
Wasting my mana spells first and then using frost armor to get up close hit the enemies and all that taking reduced damage
And on top of that I'm gonna be recovering more mana faster
My god, man. My god
Got my drops. Thanks. Hey, you got it. Let's go a
Celebration right there. Let's get it
Alright, I mean, that kind of thinking, like I said, has made this game easy for me so far in hard coding mode.
I haven't been, like, clenching my butt cheeks in any real dangerous moments, yes.
Thanks to this intuitiveness.
But we'll see once I get to, like, a boss that is very difficult. Like, right now, we're about to get into a boss fight.
And see how that goes.
Let's take a look at the rare item, huh?
Is there anything else?
29 gold.
I'll take it. Let's take a look at this.
Oh, this is the helmet.
Plus 37. What do we have?
Maximum mana. We have 14 strength.
2% life regeneration while not damaged recently.
We'll get like a plus 2 on that.
Total armor, we'll get plus 2.5%.
percent. I kind of like the resistance stuff that I have right now.
Poison resistance, fire resistance, the maximum mana, all that stuff kind of goes
hand in hand with my situation. What does this do? Oh that's a staff, absolutely useless.
Plus one life on kill, that would probably be useful in the future. Again, I want
better base stats right now. I think I'm Gucci. I think I'm Gucci. Lighting
resistance don't need. I lose intelligence if I got plus six armor don't need. Okay let's go to this
boss fight. See how we do.
I didn't know I was taking damage. Whoops. Oh this is the one. Dude it took me a while to
to beat this one. Luckily I know what I need to do, but I just remember what this one is.
And with Druid, this boss is so difficult. I don't know why, but his hits seem a little
I'm fighting.
Oh god.
I'm doing alright, I thought I was doing alright.
This kit is so much easier for this kind of boss anyway.
I think we got her.
Oh!
I thought I had him right.
That's nice.
Die already!
Wow, look at that!
Easy!
Holy smokes!
Oh
Sorcerer has the best kit in the game
But I really have to go all the way over there
Good Lord, I need time to do that. I need time. I
I got worried at one moment, but the thing with Sorcerer, that's what I was saying.
I think it's a perfect match for me because I play League of Legends, and one of the mains
being ADC, it goes hand in hand with what I need to pay attention to, and then also
resourcefully know how to strategically kill enemies by kiting, getting out of situations.
Kind of reminds me of Ezreal almost with the teleport.
So, it makes sense.
And with the combo, the stacking of damage that I know based on my build path,
it's helping me out a lot.
Can't skip this conversation.
I feel like it is gonna get tough though.
Listen, I'm still in like the easy, easy-peasy stuff here.
Again, all it takes is one fumble. I don't know why. I know I was getting stunned a ton
when I was doing that little wolf quest thing in that weird like red forest blood type area.
Dude, I was getting stunned like nobody's business and I was dying, but I felt like for no reason, so.
We'll see.
Beauty down where?
Where? Over here?
Can I just teleport out of here?
Oh yeah, I remember doing this.
I remember having the same train of thought.
I was like, where do I go?
I came out and then I was like, wait, I can't get back in.
around here right? There we'll just mark it. Is there a waypoint that I can get
closer or no? Oh heck yeah let's get closer. I'm not I'm not traveling all
that distance. Let's get closer man. You're the Lord.
To the stash!
To the room!
I'm gonna store away some items.
Only storing away some of the rare stuff in case I ever want to revisit.
Yeah, I like this one, for instance.
Like if I get something that subsides, that can take care of like the fire resistance,
fire resistance, and I don't need any more, then I can go to this one where it gives me
like the plus two life regeneration, because I can see that being valuable, especially in
solo play, you know?
I gotta look out for that.
Resistance to all enemies.
Uh, elements, I mean.
Oof.
What does, what does thorns do again?
Oh, it's a bonus.
No matter what, this is better.
Okay. So we'll sell the other one. I thought I was losing something. I'm not.
Six damage per second. Yeah, we're gonna sell that. Sell that.
This we're gonna sell for now. We're gonna sell all these until I guess I'm like rare ones that
can replace those. Six intelligence. Six to eight.
What?
What do I have now?
Six intelligence.
This one?
Oh, property win lost.
Okay.
Yeah, no, we're selling that.
We're selling that.
All right, selling all that stuff.
if something hits you they take damage oh okay I've read that that's a lot better on
people like druid and barbarian because it makes more sense since they're melee damage
and stuff like that and they're always like in the in the meat of the horde basically
the eye of the storm. I thought, new stock delivery, is it because somebody bought it?
How do you lose a thing? You know what I mean? Did somebody just buy it already?
The pants that I was looking at? How annoying. I thought it resets only at 20 minutes, that's why.
Okay, well it was at 50 minutes, so I guess maybe somebody bought it.
One strength.
What would I gain?
I would lose poison resistance and maximum mana.
I would gain fire resistance, cold resistance.
Ooh, a lot of that too.
Eh, let's sell all this stuff for now.
What else?
I don't know.
It feels weird to buy that kind of stuff, but I am going to try and stock up some cash
just so I can get uh this is the fastest way right it's the fastest way point yeah
so I get more if anything more inventory too that's the first thing I spent my a ton of money on
one barry on was gracious enough to give me I think it was like two mil I just spent on
inventory space because I had so many rare items that I kind of want to transfer between
different characters. I know I want to play Necromancer, Rogue. I might want a Barbarian even. Who knows.
For the eternal side of things. It's wound upside down! Bam!
Spin to win.
Exactly. I spent my skill points right?
We got double check. Always.
Mmmm enemies don't get hit once anymore.
Let's go this way. We're gonna go around.
There's a shrine there. I can grab it and then TP out.
Damn.
Is all this?
What were those soul planks?
Nice.
Nice.
Blast on this, so good.
I want to fight them all.
I need that XB.
Shoot CX.
Oh shoot.
Oh, there's a dungeon.
Dungeons kind of scaring me now because there's some booby traps that I found in other dungeons.
It's very risky, man.
I remember as Druid, I went to one dungeon.
I get in there, right?
There's no enemies around.
through this one door. Pow! I got like blown up by something and I was dead
instantly. So I hope that doesn't happen in hardcore mode. But we'll find out.
That was easy.
Nice.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
And we're out of there.
Just like that.
We're in and we're out.
Luckily.
I have put my research and knowledge to full fruition that has allowed me to level up very
There's something around here that I have to find.
part of the quest. Whoa what the heck is this? Bonus XP skill point. So I get a skill point?
One skill point has been added, has been unlocked for all characters in this realm. Oh cool!
Okay, hold on.
Amazing.
Wonderful.
Let's see, though. We need to consult the Elders.
I believe I'm gonna do more of the armor.
Missile Ice Armor.
Because I have the Enhanced.
Yeah, let's go mystical.
Shimmering ice armor.
Enemies that hit you while ice armor is active, 50% chance to become frozen, versus damage
against vulnerable enemies contributes 50% more to ice armor barrier.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Let's do that.
Let's do that.
Mystical.
And then I think we're going to go fireball after that.
I know we're going to get Flameshield eventually.
We'll see.
Yeah, that's good.
And I'm close to leveling up again, so the next one will be the fireball level.
Nice.
Nice.
Alright.
Moving along.
wait how did i even get that
where the challenge is that
over here
They put the coconut in the tree.
I remember struggling on this castle part with Druid.
Watch out!
Watch out!
Hey, at least there's some health pots.
So what are we doing oh they're coming I see the swarm now
Oh dude, these guys are tough.
Oh now, oh now.
The ones with the cleavers man, they deal a lot.
I thought it was going to be a little more difficult, but it's not bad.
Okay.
I thought I was supposed to go somewhere.
the dreadmarcher.
I was told to come in this
general direction.
Maybe I go here.
A final request from a dying man.
There's giant goats from D3.
I didn't really play D3 a lot, I remember buying it on the Xbox.
And...
Where's Fireball at?
And I was like, ooh, this is so much more fun though.
It doesn't even hold a candle to how much more fun this is.
So I don't think I have access to Fireball yet.
Unless it was way back over here.
Ah, it is.
Fireball.
Her only exploding ball of fire dealing 112, 237, 6% damage, 2 surrounding enemies.
Ooh.
That doesn't sound so bad.
Should we do that?
Is it parched, is it the elder's consent?
They do.
They do.
Do fireball. I don't think we're leveling it up too much. Maybe like in later game, towards end game, but at least it's another ability, right?
That deals damage.
Oh, so you're not using the skill you're using the fireball as a buff.
Oh, wait, what do you mean?
Let me take a look at that.
So I understand better.
The mana cost.
What do you mean?
There's no passive to it though.
Hit S?
Yeah, what do you mean?
When you're 15, what?
It goes in the bottom slot.
The Enchantment slot is locked, you're so efficient you won't lock it, the Enchantment
is locked.
Oh, and then there's going to be a pass up to it?
That sounds cool
That sounds cool
Got a legendary
You know, let's take a look at that oh
Oh, there we go! That's what I'm talking about.
Okay, two life on hail, 2% healing received. I like that.
2.5% cooldown reduction.
See, that could be better, though. That could be better.
Put Mousa over fireball on S-tab, makes enemies explode when they die, I think.
Oh, I see. As part of the passive, that's what we're talking about.
Then that sounds good to me.
Okay but I would be losing my
damaged close enemies, damaged crowd control, so I need the little stick thing to combo with that
and all double check. Ooh, 1% mana cost reduction
Mmmmmm
2 life on kill, this might be a better end game, I'll keep it for now but
I don't know if I'll actually use it right now
Cannot be sold, healing received.
What do we have here?
Resistance.
And this will give me one maximum life.
No, 11 maximum life.
And we get the cold resistance.
Oh, bro.
Okay, what about this?
Wow.
Dukie.
Perfect.
We'll get maximum life.
Excellent.
Sorry.
With the advanced feature, which is really helpful, it does make me read a lot more about it.
Just to better understand what I'm getting into.
Enter the hollowed something.
Hold up!
There's a little area here that I can get a check.
Get smacked.
Get wham-woozled.
Alright, let's do it.
Let's do it.
I got you!
I got you!
What's up big boy?
Got dying.
Got dying.
Robot.
Nuked on.
Man, is this thing gonna fill or what?
There we go.
Man, this guy!
I need time to prepare that.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Am I going the right way?
I think I took the long way, but it's okay.
I need time to do that.
Going to go this way.
Little side quest.
Hopefully it gets me some decent amount of XP.
Erased from reality.
not. I'm hoping it doesn't have to come to that, you know. Okay. Oh yeah, the Maggots.
I think I remember this.
Nice.
They're a little tougher.
They have more health.
more armor it felt like
hey who's this guy?
who's this guy?
oh sheesh
waiting for a legendary item though still haven't got one yet
bro just combust it okay I guess there's another boss over here yeah we
Gotta go
I'm going to die.
I'm going to die.
Be much careful here.
Hey, is this?
Wow.
That's it, huh?
I think this guy is strong on him.
Where was dude running to, man?
I feel like I'm not going to get a legendary item here.
The rarity is not going to be good enough.
But it's okay.
I am focused more on just gaining that level.
Yeah, this guy's coming and flinging.
Nice.
I can use another ray of rain okay okay so so far
There hasn't been anything.
Goals!
I
Just
I want all of it. I want all the juicy XP.
I think that's it though.
Now we gotta go back to the other side.
What was that sound?
Alright, the next skill point is needed.
I think we're gonna do Frost Nova.
Which might be over here.
Or I guess up here?
Yeah.
Unleash a tornafrost, freezing enemies around you for 3 seconds.
Nice.
Now the fricking, uh, frost damage thing is gonna come in handy.
Okay, and then we have the S thing that we got to do.
Purlin' Exploding Fireball.
What does that mean?
Huh?
To unlock complete Sorcerer Legacy.
Oh, you're kidding me, so I don't have it yet?
Uh...
Sorcerer Legacy of the Magi.
What is that?
where is that that's annoying I'm all excited for this freaking bonus dude but
I am becoming an elements master oh my god look out maybe I should play Minecraft
after this all my crafting abilities you know the door is sealed well that is
very annoying
Okay.
Whoo.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm a strategic. I write this as I bleed out.
You're kidding me. There was a thing here?
Oh my god. The protection shrine, man.
How'd I miss that?
Hunt these wretched creatures for as long as I've been able to heal my mind against them.
They'll feel unblood and grow strong in London.
I have just been into this nest and caught in go go go go
While I still have the protection
And I feel for all
I saw that combo, though.
Why is this guy so strong?
Very strong, dude.
Holy smokes.
Alright.
So now I learned my lesson.
Lesson learned, you know.
And I feel like I got better items now anyway.
But lesson learned I
Have to have resistance and everything they're all leveled out. I'll show you my stats in a second, but I feel like it's helped me tremendously
Men
Hey, don't touch my guy man
But yeah, I did die this is a reset but it was it was kind of invigorating though
It was like, okay, I see, I see.
I was kind of going in there careless.
I don't know why I would do a dungeon, like, just randomly.
I didn't know I would get stuck with a boss.
I didn't pay close attention to that.
It kind of, like, trapped me.
It was like, oh, all of a sudden, you're going up against a boss.
And you can't TP out of there if you're in trouble.
You're dedicated.
You either beat the boss or you die.
It's as simple as that.
Or you could try to close the PC, but you'd have to survive for, like, at least nine seconds
Without getting hit, I believe I
Think anyway, I don't know how they do that how they determine that but either way
Attention to different stats to allow me to
More defenses because I play a lot of solo
You know what I mean?
I gotta pay attention to the defensive aspects.
Man, these guys...
are tough.
Hey, what the heck?
These guys...
ran into how much right over here.
Pretty good, though.
Y'all totally stole that from me.
Let's give him a little greetings greetings. Hello. See you later, alligator. Appreciate
the health.
I've come really close to dying against one boss in one of the quests.
You have no idea.
My health bar was literally zero, but I have one of these perks, right?
You gain a shield when you activate a health pot.
So I was on to like my last health pot or something like that.
And I had just the shield.
I had no health really, and it was just waiting.
But the shield kept me from getting enough damage just in time to actually get health.
And I thought it was all over.
And this was when I was like level 20, I think.
So, I would have lost a ton of progress, man.
I would have lost a ton of progress, dude.
How do I get to these people?
What the heck is that?
They're like a little deep hide.
Oh, dude, okay.
They thought they were gonna be funky with it?
I wanna know how you get, what the heck is all this?
DOOM!
How do you get to him?
I can't even TP in there.
What the heck?
Is there a way to release them?
I want to release them.
Maybe I have to activate something?
That looks like juicy XP, man.
Hey, what's that over there?
Also another big lesson for the parkour is, you have to lean on it.
You will literally die if you cannot remain calm and use your skills very strategically.
Because if any of them are on cooldown and you're in a sticky situation, I realized you're
dead.
You might as well give up because you're dead.
You have to remain calm, do your thing.
You die, you die, but you have to remain calm.
Use your skills very...
out of precious mana bring to buy some time to see my cooldowns right now
But you see that's all you gotta do. Remain calm.
Hey, I saw you. You were invisible.
Bruh.
The thing that knocked him back while I was actually hitting my fucking Frost thing.
Oh no.
Oh damn, there's more.
I didn't know that.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm gonna buy some time here.
Gonna combo them.
Oh shit, I know her!
I have 12 seconds on mine.
My ultimate.
Might not need a butt. It'll be nice.
There we go.
Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.
Gotta put the puppies down.
Just like that.
We got ourselves some gems, some tunics.
What the heck is this over here?
Bruh, this was here the whole time.
One of these things.
What is it?
Oh god.
It kills him fast!
Not bad.
Might as well take advantage of it, right?
Oh, does it give you loot?
That's what it does.
Hold on, we gotta find people.
Gotta find people, man.
Where's everyone?
Where's everyone?
Oh, went away.
I still find the snakes disgusting.
They're like blood snakes.
They're plying in some swamp water.
We're treacherous.
Didn't mean to kill the deer.
Walking XP, literally.
Dang.
The fuffies weren't ready for it.
Oh yeah, I forgot to turn on my cat, so look at this.
I managed to somehow balance.
really strong offensive with very nice defense.
23%, 31%, 22%, 25%. Shadow resistance I didn't want to put so much into because
I realized it's not the majority of my fights that I have a problem with the poison always
Y'all went stupid on me for some reason they try to ambush me there's another or did it just reset
I feel like I was here already
Dude, wasn't I literally just here?
Same one, huh?
Yeah, I'm just gonna do this until the p-storm comes in.
Yeah, the big storm, man.
Let's go, let's go.
I mean, I could do this in the main game.
They're kind of weak.
Bruh.
There we go.
And outed Nana
The other thing I worry about is the crowd control tool, because if I ever get stuck and
then I just get too bored, you know, that's what I worry about sometimes.
More?
Damn.
What the?
It's supposed to hit him!
Nice.
Oh, shoot.
That was a lot of jams.
Let's go.
That was good.
I'll take the gems, man.
I'll take it.
All right, I don't think I'm supposed to do
the next one yet.
CJ Bunchies.
We haven't talked in a while how you been.
I've been good.
Wait, is that the CJ that I'm thinking of?
Oh man, let me guess.
Or let me recall, the Amungus CJ?
Is that the one that I'm thinking of?
I remember a CJ from Amungus.
God, what a time.
Among us
But if it is how you doing that?
Let's see. I gotta do we did the glass can and I gotta go devastation
level one
Is that part of a core? I think so
Devastation the problem is I don't know what I would use it for though
Since it is a core
Man the passive from firewall can't if you use it will basically make me immune for life
Where the heck is devastation man, oh, no, it's actually flame shield not firewall flame shield
Devastation. Oh, absolutely. Your maximum mana is increased by 3. No wonder I gotta do that one.
Alright. I only do 1 in that though. Which is weird. I probably rank it up later.
Um, cause then I'm gonna do Elemental Dominance. Which I'll need to find. Eventually.
Whenever I rank up the game, getting that juicy XP, yeah CJ.
Hey!
It is from there.
Good, good man.
I'm glad to hear it, glad to hear it.
You know just doing the old Diablo grind, I will never go to another one of these dungeons
without one extra person at the very least.
Like literally just one extra person.
I'm too worried man.
In hardcore I won't trust it again.
They betrayed me one too many times. Oh god.
Y'all thought you could just sneak up on me like that?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
How do I get to these people? Is that like below the ground or something?
Do I have to do this? I feel like I activate them somehow. But I don't know how.
No.
Wait, I can't go in there.
No, because they're like literally underground, huh?
They're probably part of the dungeon over there.
Alright, we gotta go.
We gotta skedaddle.
We gotta skedaddle, man.
Oh god.
Ooh, that's a big one.
Okay.
Wow, he sure put up a fight.
Gross head.
And then died.
Okay, before I go into that fight, hold on.
I have too many.
I'm not going to be able to carry anything anyway.
Give me a second.
Yeah.
I feel like I'm going in circles
That's let me guess the castle fight that I did earlier
It's preventing me from going on my quest, but you know what xp is xp at the end of the day, right?
It is what it is. I got to get the mustache
You guys can hear the music right?
Or is it just me I
I didn't know this, but in hardcore, in case you die, your gold and your stash transfer over.
Now here's the thing, I don't know. It has to. It has to be able to transfer over, because I had all my items from my other character.
So it helped me out a little bit. I think I used like three items. No, two items or something like that.
By the time I got to the stash.
Let's take a look. I gotta go through each one, man. Each one to see if I actually upgrade or not.
I don't think I'm gonna use this one. No.
What do I lose? I cannot lose poison resistance. I can't. It's too much, dude.
All enemies have poison. Like the ones that kill you at the end of the day is poison. That's what I've learned.
I'd rather stick it out with a little less damage, but having like my guaranteed poison resistant like base
So we'll keep it though, we'll keep it. I keep all the rares just in case you never know
It does transfer over I was like shocked man shocked
Are you unlocking the livid statues they give you a major buff? Yeah, I have been I have been
Yeah, it's either from like these big dudes that pop
Or the spiders every time you call a spider
Leaves poison on the ground or some of the bosses just throw random poison
I've noticed not only because it slows you, but it kills you over time. It takes like health over time
It's just it's just the worst deal with
I don't think anything's gonna replace my legendary thing.
I'm gonna sell a few rare items eventually.
I'm just keeping them for now in case, in case I die too, at least I'll have like a
ton to choose from, you know?
Ooh, that's a good amount of intelligence.
Ooh, this is a really good staff if it wasn't, if it had some sockets, I would use it.
the legendary passive on my current one is too good man, the 20 I get 38% increased damage when I freeze the enemies which is like the combo attack that I do
so there's nothing, the plus 36 intelligence won't do much but I'll keep it around, that'll be good if in case I die
or if I want to like transfer to a, I don't know, like a trade it for somebody or give it to somebody
One rank of all mastery skills
No thanks, and then the chest armor
Damage reduction the close enemies total armor now I should be doing this later because I have my frickin consumable wasting time right now
Damage reduction fire resistance 13 willpower
That's good. That's my
Mono regeneration, and then I can just un-gym the two max lives into this and what do I lose?
Damage direction from close enemies and strength
Yeah, that's a good trade the willpower alone with some fire resistance
That's a good trade. That's a good trade. Okay, but I need to de-joule that one in order to make it worth
All right, let's do it
Let's go do that
To the gems oh the lovely gems
Where are the gems? Oh
You need some of what willpower
This is not gems but I can so much back here much that
I don't think I need that much gold anymore, so I'm gonna break it down with a blacksmith.
The rest of the stuff.
Noiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins.
I do not have the materials.
Ooh, we got another Ruby.
Let's go.
Okay, perfect.
Huh?
Huh?
Unsocketed and embedded gem from an accessory.
Did we do it?
Oh we did it right.
You could add sockets?
Oh my god I didn't know that!
Bro!
Let's add it to the staff cause it's gonna be a while until I trade that.
Ooh, I only have one of these though.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Not yet, just in case.
I feel like it's gonna be a waste.
Not yet, not yet.
Okay, I think we're good.
If I had multiple and I could just use them to sparingly use that.
Okay, so this is better, right?
Because I got the Willpower.
I know I get damage reduction from close enemies, but that 4%, I think the 13 Willpower
makes up for it fire resistance make up for it and then I get overall damage
reduction plus the it's like 127 difference in armor base armor too so
let's do it and then we'll put some of this back in here whoops so we get the
five percent maximum health
and then
we could upgrade not while i'm in town
blacksmith that
z in town oh damn
he's all the way over there
let's do it
with the coconut music it sounds more casual
by the way I never saw anybody's reply if they did reply about the music
you guys here right
who am I going to sing
what are we doing what are we doing upgrade
one upgrade this
a few times
at least twice oh we could do three times
uh...
now I'm gonna save that for
uh something else
maybe this
If you need eight, god damn.
Nah, two is good enough.
Makes it worth it, you know?
Oh yeah, I gotta break down my stuff.
Gotta break down this.
What was this?
Tune it.
I just want to bless you all.
Just for some extra material.
I feel like once I'm at 100k gold, I don't really need more.
And then we gotta put the stash away, and then we're good to go.
I'll have to drink another consumable on the road.
Noice.
Skadaddle skadoodle pun.
Yeah, you hear it. Okay, good.
The coconut music got into my head too.
That's all part of the plan.
That's its sole purpose.
It's sole purpose.
So yeah, we'll see you how this new, what did I get? One new chest thing?
My mana...
My mana...
Regenerations should be a lot quicker now.
Hopefully.
I think the only thing I lost was some damage reduction.
Ooh, it is faster, I think.
I see it, I see it.
I see it.
I've been here, right?
Bro, I swear to God.
Those sound like new enemies, though.
Let's see.
Oh, they are.
Okay, when does it get tough survive the enemy waves three left
last wave
the ultimate
cool
I have no mana
E
Get away from him!
More gems.
Alright.
Can we actually make it to this area now?
Luckily I had just enough time to do that battle with the consumable on.
But I think I'm gonna have to take it right now. Another one. I need more mana.
Is it mana or is it mana?
Is it butter or is it batter? Is it tomato or is it the mutto?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry I had to do it to you like that. Please. Don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me.
Get off of my swamp.
Nice!
Gotta get a consumable.
Don't worry, I'll help you!
Don't worry, I'll help you.
Bro, you're about to die.
There's no way I can protect you with the help.
Oh, we kill him?
Oh, he was a trap!
It was an ambush!
Despicable.
WHAT'S AN ANBUSH!!!
Despicable.
Despicable Belliger.
Ambushing me like that.
Feel like it's gonna get a lot harder, so I'm gonna save my ultimate.
You never know.
Hey, what the heck? That guy's cheating!
Okay, I think I pulled him.
Of course I am.
have to hit him with the jukes have to hit him with that ankle breaking basketball style
Jukes. Delicious.
Delicious
Well, this is the steel drum version of lean-on
Hey, look at that as strength has been increased by two. Let's go
Perfect. Perfect. Oh, God. I'm not ready yet.
Oh, it's out of my hand.
Good lord. What did he tell you?
Bruh.
For the enemy
What the I thought I pinged the thing
Oh a new village
All right, it's time. We got to get rid of the coconut music. I know I know it's delicious, but
We're getting to the actual story now
There's a horned woman in the moors
Corruption if that's what you mean
Yeah, I can't kill the deer. She's off to the druids who vanquished us to give some chill in these hard times
I know, I know.
I know.
When we were back in, like, the grind mode, not the story mode, I'll put back the gop'n
music.
The cathedral!
All my days!
Not the cathedral!
So I have a waypoint here.
What else do I need?
I might as well sell the junk.
The junk.
Alright, and then...
Do I have a stash? They don't have a stash thing here.
They're annoying.
Annoying.
While injured your potions also grant 20% movement speed. This is the thing by the way.
While injured, right, the current item that I have on, your potion also grants 12% maximum life as a barrier.
Bro, you have no idea how clutch that came.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
Ooh, 2% healing. I don't want to give up 21 horns or a thorns, 17 intelligence.
It's just not worth it.
Whoa, rank 1 flame shield though.
Rank 1 ice armor, hold up.
But the passive on my legendary boots is too good to pass up.
Plus I have, I'd be losing fire resistance, I'd be losing movement speed, I'd be losing willpower.
Maybe maybe that's why I keep everything just in case just in case I get that those stats from something else
That is better. I can then swap it out. You know what I mean?
I thought you always got to keep everything man. You might not think you need it now
But hey if you're overlapping stats at some point
You know
You know what I'm saying, so we got to go over there
Hey, when do I get a horse man?
Wait, can I get one now? Let's see
Interact.
Limited access.
Progress the campaign and complete Mount Dunnans favor.
Okay.
To the campaign!
To the campaign!
Oh shit!
They were sneaky.
Ooh, I can't pass up on a simple one, I can't pass it up man, that looks too good.
Let's do it.
These I know for a fact are usually easy, so I always go for them for the XP and you never
know.
a loot here and there but dungeons I completely stay away from because you
never know you just never know
oh my
Oh, I thought I didn't have that at the beginning, I was dead.
Amazing.
But that should be the whole fight though, right?
Woohoohoohoohoo!
Dude, how many were there?
A thousand?
Good lord.
It's like a thousand of them, man.
Can I just skedaddle like this?
Thank god.
I miss the coconut music. I love the renditions of the steel drums with random music.
Oh, shit.
easy my friend I'm not one of the knights what a good boy I'm looking for your master
What a good thing.
You think you could help me with that?
Good boy.
Lead the way.
I was about to say I'm following you.
Unhand me!
Oh, it's this part of the mission. Okay, we've done this before.
So I could probably skip a lot of the story stuff.
You know what? I might go back to the book.
I remember dying here.
Oh shoot, I gotta be careful.
I remember dying here unsuspectingly because of the horde that came out of nowhere and their stun ability.
I gotta be careful, man. That is risky. Hold on, I'm gonna TP out of here just in case.
I don't want to AFK in like the most probable area that I would die.
I do do do do do Luna Luna Luna Luna Luna
That's a pretty good album.
It's called Hot Tropical Party, Steel Drums.
And I must say, it is a party.
Oh, since I'm here, I might as well stash my stuff and just realize.
I need time to prepare that.
I don't think I need to look at any of this stuff.
I know I don't need any boots.
I could probably
swap on my pants.
Nah, cuz that was the barrier thing.
What about this?
I get my poison resistance.
I just like everything being even though.
It's been working out really well having like even resistance stats,
rather than one being more than the other.
I think this is all good, this is all good.
200k?! Jesus Christ.
Okay, big butt.
Seven maximum mana.
Cool down reduction, 3%?
Whoa, now.
Wait, that's actually pretty good.
What do I lose?
Healing received, cold and lightning resistance.
Ooh, that mana's juicy with the cooldown.
Ooh, I'd have to think about it.
I could always put one of the resistance in there.
What am I at now?
I would lose how much? 14? Ah, 17. That's all of it. That's all of my resistance.
I can't risk it, man, because all it takes is like one of the enemies to have one of
those things. I can't risk it right now. I've been good having this even keel. I'm gonna
keep it up.
Where's uh...
No, I need to sell the item.
We've got to get to 100k.
I'm about to fill up my stash thing.
We need more room.
I'm going back.
This little area is tough.
I'm not underestimating it.
At all.
I died, I think, like, two or three times it's druid in this little forest area.
I don't want to underestimate it.
This is the first time I've seen this kind of thing.
What is this?
Oh, it's this guy.
He's dangerous though.
I want him.
I don't want to...
I'm trapped.
Dang it.
Oh my freaking Jesus.
Cheeks were clenched on that one.
I ain't gonna lie.
Good Lord.
That was scary.
I didn't know that I couldn't move from this spot.
trash with that whole horde there. Ah, damn. That was a good amount of XP and some items.
I'm not ready yet.
This mirrors the game volume like a superhot.
Not for you guys, but I do. I call it a little.
I ain't trying to waste my skills on you.
It's funny it's like constant chaos and then when the chaos dies down you just hear the
Maybe it's perfect. Maybe it's exactly what it needs to be.
I'm telling you, it's because I have human resistance that I'm going to survive this.
You just never know what you're going to encounter. Sometimes lightning, sometimes poison.
I know the poison gets me the most.
Oh, this guy looks tough.
Is that all he dropped?
I thought he was gonna drop way more.
Is that a chest?
I'm not wasting my teleport in this little area because just in case I need to get out
of a sticky situation.
You know?
It cannot be risked.
Hey, look out over there.
Oh, there's a thing right there.
But it's not in this area, though.
It's him!
What a lovely moment.
Divine.
Onwards.
I can't recall if the boss was hard or not.
I'm a little worried because I don't remember I'm still wondering why he's
still alive who oh that guy attached to the tree yeah he literally has no legs
literally I can't waste my teleport
Having it all cool down is Mui Dangerousio.
Is there a chest over here?
Nope.
Oh, shit.
Don't know that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Can we go now?
Oh, I gotta destroy things.
I can't remember if I died doing the quest or if it was a train.
Either way, I'm not gonna risk it.
My teleport will be up at all times.
This little area is tricky.
Hold up!
Is that a boss?
Hold up.
It is.
No, it's one of these guys.
Oh, he's getting away.
I'm trying to get away.
I'm trying to get away.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
I'll take mine off once again.
Okay, that was worth it then.
Last time he didn't drop anything good, but that time he dropped a legendary.
Nice!
Excellent!
I have like two legendary things now.
Ugh, I don't want to stop here.
I have to anyway, so I can look at my skills.
Uh, what do we need to do?
Oh yeah, it was Elemental Dominance.
Elemental Dominance.
Which one is that?
Is that over here?
Ah, it's over here.
That's why.
Your core skill deals 3% increased damage when cast above 50 mana.
Interesting.
Interesting.
interesting and we do three of that damage increase six percent
okay so like the first hit basically so I could essentially one shot everyone if I do the frost
snow the combo with the ice armor and then that first hit should like blast people away
okay I'll let the bomb go all the way to level three and then we're gonna get the flame shoot
Sounds good. Sounds like a plan.
The one-shot combo, wombo.
I'm ready to take a look at my legendary items, dude. I got like two, right?
Which one is this? Bro, when I just put gems in this stupid thing, too.
I'd lose 26 armor, but I'd gain intelligence.
I lose the willpower which is literally what I was wearing it for but what do I get oh my god?
It has it has flame shield
Flame shield lets you move
unhindered through enemies
Is active are mobilized for two seconds or so only
But flame shield I think I'm only getting the passive. That's why it's so important when I'm level 30
I'm just using it as a passive so that if I die I get revived basically
Which is like the lifesaver that I need.
Let's you move on hinder through enemies.
Like the thing is I wouldn't use the actual ability.
I don't think so either.
So what else do I get?
Six stats to everything, distant enemies, shadow resistance, and then intelligence.
So I'd lose the damage reduction.
Yeah, I'd be less tanky.
I don't think I'll use it right now.
What is this?
Oh, I got a legendary one this time.
That's pretty good.
Okay, what does it do? You have increased critical strike chance against injured enemies while you are healthy. You gain increased crowd control duration.
Woo! That's good for, uh, Frost Nova.
And it has a socket. I might combo it with, like, the wand and this thing.
Unfortunately, I use the staff right now, so...
It's not gonna matter.
Okay.
That's all good stuff, though. That's all good stuff.
Nice. I mean, here's a wand thing.
What does it do core skill close enemies damage to stunned enemies?
No, it's good. I think I have a few good ones though that could replace that can go in combo with this thing
I'd have to do a big comparison big
Should I should I skedaddle and stash it just in case
That would be the responsible thing bro, what though?
Okay, we're out of here then.
If I would manage to be able to teleport over that horde of trees, I would have continued
my journey, but it is what it is.
I love the music of Sochon, the whole location is covered in blood and guts.
Bro, this is literally the ablamusic, though.
That's what's so funny.
It's trippy, huh?
I feel like they should do that, just for, like, irony's sake.
It'd be pretty funny.
Nice change of momentum.
All right, that's a really good thing, though.
I'm glad I got it.
OK, what else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
These are all helmets?
All helmets.
I mean I'm due for an upgrade on my helmet, but I don't, it's gotta have the same stuff
man, it's gotta have a lot of resistance, a lot of resistance.
So we're gonna toss all this, trash it, we're gonna sell it for gold because I need the
gold.
I wanna make sure I have enough room.
You know what's funny, I'm applying my strategy the same way I would apply my strategy to
Raid, Raid Shadow Legends, where I just save up a bunch of stuff and then I utilize it.
I sit down in a brainstorm what I actually can use based on the stats and then like
combo certain items, you know?
Because I don't want to get rid of items when it's like, oh, let's say a legendary
amulet takes care of everything that like the pants have right now, then I could swap
out the pants for something that I don't have and then I'd be that much stronger.
That's the strategy.
Let's sell all that how much uh about 60 k off 56 k off 200k not bad not bad I hate
brains because I don't have the brain listen I think I think you do have a
brain you got to give yourself some more credit I think you do have a brain
game I forgot to speaking of no brains oh I didn't even like get my free health
while I was over there in town. The audacity.
Amazing. I really hope I don't die, man. I really hope.
I can't remember if this boss was like one of those bosses where it took me a couple tries to beat.
Oh, yeah, I remember this. I remember this.
I don't think it was that tough.
Really hope not, man.
This is about, I want to say, four hours?
Would it be five hours? No, four hours.
Four hours that would go down the toilet?
Actually, no, because of all the rare stuff that I have in my stash,
I'd say I'm in a good position to redo a sorcerer.
And save me some time.
Or allow me to be that, like, strong early game.
But I think I'm good, at least in my shadow.
nice even stats and assistance, I think makes the massive difference.
focusing on like modern regimen and all that.
This is it, this is the boss dude, I don't remember who this was
There's no backing out
I'd rather let my stuff get on cooldown. I still have my ultimate if I need it. Oh
Oh, I remember this guy.
He was semi-strong.
He almost killed me.
I remember.
He does big damage.
I can't let him jump on it.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
Let me get over here.
I'm gonna make that.
Okay.
Let me get over here.
I'm gonna make that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, he ran away.
Oh, that's right! I never killed him!
That's right, that's right!
Oh my god, that's what scared me, too, because I was like,
Rolling, dropping health bots!
I don't remember this!
Ha ha ha!
So if I used all of mine, I'd be in a very sticky situation.
But we good, we good.
I think I can just leave like this, right?
I gotta go all the way out.
Yeah, he ran away, man.
That little weasel.
It's the Dallas Cadoo.
It shows that I was stronger than him.
Although at one point I was like, yo he ain't taking damage, I don't know what to do.
And it's scary because if I can't revive myself, I can't TP out of those situations, so it's
like I'm literally dead.
Did I hit that one?
I did.
Nice.
Easy.
Smooth.
Nice.
Easy.
Smooth.
That's why we don't keep me back.
Uh, I gotta do a consumable.
Or should I wait?
Let me wait.
Cause this guy's gotta be yapping a little bit.
These guys bound the app for at least a few seconds.
I didn't mean to use my ankle clock.
There's a thought over there.
Doot doot!
Oh, is this one? Wait, is that a chest?
Bread.
Already opened it.
We gotta come back to this bleeding guy.
Literally, man.
Let's slap a Band-Aid on his stumps.
See if we can stop the bleeding, you know?
We already saw this in the other one.
It's okay.
Wait, so is that it?
Ooh, look at that dungeon dude.
I can't.
I can't touch any dungeon right now.
Too scary.
Damn, we gotta travel all the way there.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
I know I skipped it.
Dude, we gotta go.
We gotta...
We've got to level up, man.
I already navigated through that scene with Druid, my campaign account, campaign character,
where it's like infinite, the non-HC.
Which will definitely be in the rebroadcast.
Any of the major juicy campaign stuff.
Because I went, I think I'm like level 26 or 8 with Druid.
I faced a stuff that I'm coming up on now, is going to be new to me.
And that's the stuff I'll watch on this one.
Now I keep using those, except I have it.
Who's this?
I'll find you.
Oh cool!
Oh cool. Just randomly got a quest complete. That I didn't even know was waiting on me for that.
Hold up. Let's use it.
Noice.
What else? What else? What else?
Vulnerable damage. Damage to distant enemies, damage to chilled enemies.
Ooh, that's gonna be pretty good.
Like I said, if I can combo it with something good...
...then I might switch out my staff. I don't know.
I probably want to race her to that.
Oops!
She just like, straight up dead.
I'm not going to lie, they caught me off guard, I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to lie,
They caught me off guard there.
But we did the thing.
We did the thing.
What's happening over here?
God, nice.
We're all got obliterated.
Looked.
I'll have to find another way inside.
Let me guess.
This way?
Nope.
Oh no.
Damn.
All dead.
Cold.
So cold.
Oh, no.
Damn.
All dead.
Cold.
So cold.
Unlucky.
Well, it is what it is.
What the heck is that?
Buried secrets.
Because I can't go that way, huh?
What if I TP over there though would the game allow me to
Let's not risk it might crash and then for all I know I'm dead
Hello.
Hey, she's a... she's a sorcerer too.
Think so.
Where is he?
Some...somewhere inside.
Dead, like the rest.
For all I know.
The light has forsaken this place.
Oh, you're kidding me.
There's a dungeon mission?
Here, that's sketchy.
They're sending me up to die.
I don't like that, man.
Here, I'm gonna stash some of this stuff.
Oh, that's right. I totally forgot to use a consumable, too.
Let me stash this stuff.
If I die, I die. It is what it is. I ain't scared of this. I ain't scared of death, but I have to make sure
that if I do die, it's strategic.
That I have to stop. That I can pass along to the future generations, right?
I need time to prepare that.
Okay, let's go!
Um, definitely selling all this, right?
Okay, good.
I can get my free health before I go into the dungeon.
Moncieu?
What is this?
Charged bolts.
Ooh.
That's actually pretty good.
Dude, I still have, oh my God.
Have I not received a thing yet?
That's crazy.
Oh, what can that wait?
Bro, this is the only thing that's still,
I think I kept it because of the intelligence, but it's way overdue, man.
I mean, I could get this, but I don't think I use charge bolts.
Yeah, I don't use charge bolts, man.
So be a waste.
And less charged bolts is like something else.
Is that an ultimate?
What are these things?
Damn.
Anyway.
Ugh, my curious, my curiosity.
What the heck is charged bolts, dude?
Because I remember ice shards, frost bolt, what the heck are charge bolts?
None of that.
Lightning spear, ice blades, hydra, because I just want to know if it's like a passive
thing that I can utilize.
Blizzard.
Bro, what the heck is charged volts then?
Deep freeze.
Disgusting.
It doesn't even tell me.
No idea.
Charged bolt is a Diablo 2 move, man.
Okay, but then explain this.
Charged one rank to charged bolts.
It is what it is, right? It is what it is.
Um, I do want to go back to my stash to make sure I don't have anything that I can replace
this one thing that I have here.
How do I not have any, what do they call it?
Gloves. I don't have a single pair of rare gloves.
Holy smokes.
Like, rare gloves apparently don't drop in this game.
Ooh, I've just filled up my stash, so I wouldn't be able to risk the gold anyway.
It's okay.
We'll keep him moving.
Let me get some health.
Before we venture into this epic dungeon.
Where hopefully I don't die.
But if I do, it is what it is.
It's a core skill bruh. What does that mean? Okay then good, good, good. Either way, it's
something that I probably wouldn't use anyway. If it's not like a defensive thing, or a passive,
then I won't use it. So, we're all good. Um, before I move on, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm not
teleporting all up. I'm just trying to get a consumable. What is this? Teleports you
to a place of safety. Can I use this against the boss? Oh my god man. That would be amazing.
Or is it just like the quick teleport? Is that why? Requires level 20. Oh if I could
use that against the boss that'd be so sick. What the heck? Enter the runes. Is that not
what I did. Oh I didn't. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. What build are you doing by the way?
I'm doing the arc lash build. So the... it's not lightning but it's like the... I mean
I guess it is lightning, right? Yeah, the chain lightning. The chain lightning build
which I think is default for Sorcerer. Because the new one that some people have been doing
is the fire one. I believe that's the most recent build I've seen. Build guide. But I
like the idea that the chain lightning for solo hardcore. From all the resources that
I've researched into, chain lightning is best for hardcore. And hey, I've been doing this
fairly good. No hiccups so far. There's like one scary moment that I could think of and
And that was it.
Everything else was good.
Were your cheeks clenched?
No need.
It was all part of my plan.
If for whatever reason...
I think I got stunned, that's why I couldn't attack right away.
But if for whatever reason I couldn't do something...
I can do something
Is that it? Oh, we gotta go the other way. I need time to prepare that
Oh
What's in the chest
I should have saved it for these people.
This is why you have that poison.
These are the first few people that just kill you if you don't have any poison.
That's a pink.
I've awoken the others
They thought if you hear a monster
If you hear monster yell fresh meat run like heck you might die
To butterdug
I'm talking about the skin walking up in the upper-right of the mouse.
Because then I know exactly what you're talking about.
Hehehehe.
The poison looks like somebody just peed.
I know, dude.
It's disgusting.
Oh god.
I didn't like having used my ultimate, but I wasn't sure.
You know what I mean?
I wasn't sure.
I could have teleported to safety, but for whatever reason, I butterfingered my teleport.
It was over.
It's game over.
And that's literally all it takes.
One butterfinger mess up.
Like, if one of these skills aren't used precisely in a moment, and it's on cooldown,
Especially my my my teleport it's literally game over unless I have
Wild they thought they had me
They thought they had me broke
Elemental dominance
Rank up, baby
It's the the butcher knee takes more lives than any other monster again
I know exactly what you're talking about dude. I died to that dude with druid
I thought I was super strong with druid and I was like, oh, let's get this guy, right bro is like crazy strong
Just me cleavers your forehead inside out, right and it's super tanky
But I got very lucky
What the heck was that?
I got very lucky, and I had one of those, uh, elemental, like, special things that you
get from, um, one of those statues, basically, the power-ups, where it was, like, the, the
Superstar in Mario, basically, the Supernova Star that you get.
Star- what did they call it?
Star mode?
Rainbow mode?
Star rainbow?
Whatever.
Where I was untouchable and deal, like, crazy damage.
Even with that, it took so many hits to take that dude down.
It was really worth it because he guarantees you a legendary item, I think.
But I know exactly what you're talking about.
I don't think there's any way you could beat that guy unless you had one of those, like, power-ups.
Bro.
All waiting in the closet like that.
You're the Lord.
You don't think I'm opening those doors without a plan?
Now we know who to be scared of, absolutely.
I will never fight that dude, especially in hardcore mode.
I will never challenge that dude without, how am I moving without touching anything?
We'll never fight that dude without some type of power bonus.
And even then it would have to be like one of the bonuses where I'm like infinite health
for the rainbow star mode thing.
How do we get over there?
Can I just TP over there?
I cannot do that here.
Oh, this is not even a...
It's like a village of some sort.
We twist it on their bodies though.
Enemies are stronger in H2s, I don't think so.
I don't think so, because HC in general, you know, they don't really need to make it harder
because it is harder in the sense that if you die, you die, like, you don't get your items back,
that's on you, that's why it's that heavy.
It's genius.
Oh, it's this guy.
I know this guy.
I'm close to level 30, huh?
About to get Flameshield, dude.
And if you guys don't know, Flameshield grants me immunity from death for 190 seconds, I
believe.
Like per time.
Meaning if I die for whatever reason, I come back to life.
Which is what? Hey, Sorcerer's like God tier for hardcore mode.
He's biving through music while there's dead bodies laid before us.
Got a second ginkgo.
Wanderoth would never hurt anyone again, and not even my son knows.
I'm sorry for hiding this from you before, but I couldn't risk a stranger finding out
the truth.
We should get moving.
Follow me.
If you didn't see Yorin outside, we'll search all the way.
Okay.
I thought it was going into a boss fight.
I might still be heading into a boss fight, I don't know.
I don't want to TP and talk to the buildings, because I don't know the situation.
I don't know, this is going to be a massive whore.
That spooks me out of nowhere.
Good Lord.
One of the orange protectors.
One of Yorin's protectors, the last of my son's guardians, come quickly.
Yorin's race is here.
I told them to get out.
Maybe he and the knights tried to stop Lelith.
Could she have taken him somewhere?
What possible reason would she have?
Anyway, there's nothing to her.
We need to move.
The way to us throw this through here.
After some cutscenes, monster spawn, I know.
I was grabbing some water,
and I was like, ooh.
I felt a little secure just because in that
specific area, it wasn't, uh,
like, monster
zone, if you will.
zone if you will but I feel like yeah any zone could turn into an option. Oh shoot.
Oh you first up, they're beating. Gotta be a little more careful.
What the heck is that? Oh shoot.
Got him chief, damn. I thought that beam was working for the enemy and I was like
Not today sunshine
Yeah, they're gonna help me out on a couple bosses on the normal mode.
I think I want to do a sorcerer on normal mode or a rogue, one of those two.
Probably rogue, I feel like trying rogue on the normal mode.
Which seems like a lot of fun.
After I max out Druid, I think I'll commit to Druid for normal mode.
Cuz he has a lot of fun, but dude, I'm actually, I'm not gonna lie, Sorcerer is like my type of play style though.
Bro, this is about to be a cut.
This is what I was talking about by the way. We're gonna enter a cussing and we're gonna
have some coconut music overlaid. It's gonna be a little awkward. I mean I guess I can
Where's it gonna skip? I don't want to skip it.
Give me a second, yeah?
So...
There we go.
Welcome the music scenes don't get you to do that. I will give you freedom
Hope now
Don't know his pride and joy
Your attribution
Damn, why'd that dude look like him?
Oh, shit!
Oh, no, he's gonna be the boss!
Bro, we're gonna fight Justin Bieber as the boss!
Goddamn!
There's still time!
I don't know, Darring, I don't know.
What do we do now?
Oh, he's totally the final boss.
Totally the final boss.
I taught him well, and even now, he needs resisting the demons influence him.
Uh, summer animation. Here, should be this one.
Splash! Hehehehe. Dude, I've had it for like, two years.
I gotta start using these, man.
Back when everything was seasonal, you know?
Which, I mean, it still is.
I'm excited to show off my Halloween animation as well.
Alright.
So anyways...
Doing the thing.
As you can see, I've covered some major ground.
There was a legion thing over here.
I love participating in those so much.
I'm thinking of joining a clan, too.
I can always start one, but at the same time, it's like, hmm...
I wouldn't mind being in a cohesive group
That is already pre-prepared, you know
Because I need some help with these dungeons dude. I don't trust myself. Okay, we're gonna travel a bit. I just don't trust myself
I'm very weary if I ever go into a dungeon very weary
Because of that one time that I died I just underestimated the game
And I don't want to do that.
It's a shame that I can't show you guys how I pour this tea into this little tiny cup.
It's very cute.
More than a hundred.
Around there!
It's around there, dude.
I just enjoy it.
It's a lot of fun.
I'm glad you guys like it.
It's fun to share, you know?
back with the coconut music back with the Diablo grind gonna show you I didn't
even show you but yeah we're going with the wand my basic thing that I'm banking
on is the lucky hits to execute 35 below 35% health enemies and
nano reduction cool down reduction so my skills can pop off more not only that
I've realized too, sure I could pack a heavy weapon damage and pair it with like more base flat damage, right?
The problem with that is the moment I'm out of mana
I'm just like a sitting duck like the moment these are on cooldown
Which is like usually 20 plus seconds and I've managed to reduce that to like 17.5 and then just 20
Brown 21
It's like dude. I'm a sitting duck like there's nothing to do the staff you're whacking them with the staff
It's it's not gonna cut it basically, so I realized having the mana on you know stand by
More frequently and having these even just a few seconds makes world of difference
It's helped a ton it's helped a ton so yeah
You know what I don't have and I'm like level what 38?
That's true, that's what I should do.
I don't know why I'm wandering off over here.
Actually, you know what?
I have to technically go here, so it's fine.
We gotta get a horse, man.
I gotta continue this campaign because
we gotta get a freaking horse.
Horse eat time.
I have a lot of cool mounts.
But you know we gotta rank up. Hold on. Let me get, um, consumable. Whoa, now!
What'd you thought you were gonna do? What'd you thought you were gonna do?
Oh, it's this one. Super easy.
Super easy.
I don't want them to get a little closer to me, but it's these little rascals that don't like to do that.
God, it's getting interesting.
I have to reorganize my entire the entirety of my fricking storage container
within this game oh shoot okay we tried to draft this little dangerous i shouldn't have
i was banking on my damage really wiping them out
I need that help already for those sickest creatures.
Two people?
You know, you saw me doing it so well, right?
You all saw that, right?
Like, you all saw that.
just came in here raining on my break are they in a client I love
invite you to their party whoa sure how does that work I've never done this
before your party campaign state does not match okay
Where is everyone? Who am I? Oh, is that me? So where are they going?
Follow Crunk events
Something over there. I mean if we could do a dungeon, I'm so down
But the thing is I would need to get a force. Oh my god, did they just die?
Or are they offline? Oh my god, that'd be so sad
Because, again, this is hardcore.
You die, you die.
Holy jeez.
How do I leave the party, if I wanted to leave the party?
I don't want to be holocaustic, you know?
I do have a can change today.
Oh, they're doing, uh...
Not strong enough, but it'd be cool to do a dungeon if they're up for it.
What I've been waiting for lately.
I want to do a dungeon so bad.
In stable hunger, event complete.
Cool, and I didn't even have to do anything.
my bad guys my bad I don't have a horse I can't travel as fast
okay not to make any excuses but it's true
oh lord you guys are gonna play peace
good xD
So off to the next stronghold.
Oh, bit early.
Thing is, I can kill them fairly quickly, so it makes sense for me to do this.
I don't want to miss it with my camps.
I mean, we have one other party now.
Is that complete?
Where are they?
I'm going there. Collect the goods.
probably gonna kick me in the fuck...
I mean listen I'm getting my own exp
and again this guy is traveling by horse he's fast
I can't keep up
but listen I'll take the legendary stuff that's dropping
What did I get?
I saw an ambulance.
That's cool.
By the way, have you seen the new lead character?
A new one?
No.
Who is it?
What's her name?
Tell me everything about her.
You like that man recovery, don't you?
It's good, huh?
Oh, god.
Which one's mine?
Alright, we got new rings, which is cool.
Explosions from the Shatter Key passive.
Increased.
Increased damage if enemies die while frozen.
Ooh!
That's really good.
I like that one a lot.
Also, my cooldowns, the reason you probably saw it recover so fast is because this aspect right here,
Mmm. Wah, come to the cram, man. Restoring 25 mana.
Uh, when I use a cooldown, so basically, like, I zap people, I get my mana down to
depletion, and then I go in, use- I pop these two abilities, full mana again, pop them more.
Told you. I did my research.
I don't think I need the deal, 6% increased damage for each second.
I know it goes up to 30, but it's very rare that I'm just standing still.
Well, enemies are affected by more damage over time than their total life.
Increased burning damage to them.
I might just store these for now, so I don't spend too much time on this.
This is all stuff I need to take like one hour of analysts to decide.
Analyzing.
I like this a lot.
The explosion from the Shatter key.
Isn't that...
Oh no, that's fireball.
Passive.
So what the heck is the Shatter key?
Maybe because I don't have it, it's going to be useless anyway.
Let's take a look.
What else does it give me?
We don't have our compare thing on.
Damage isn't enemy, damage over time, burning enemies, frozen enemies.
I lose resistance.
I ain't giving up resistance right now.
Okay.
We won't spend time dilly-dallying on it.
Wait, there's no- oh, okay.
There is storage.
Where'd everybody go?
I'll just store it for now.
Gotta clean this up man.
Filthy.
Filthy.
Alright.
Let's do that.
Put these away.
Probably just gonna burn these.
Total damage over time.
Yeah.
What is this?
Long damage.
Just an enemy.
Slow enemies.
21 intelligence.
What is this?
Wand damage?
Just an enemy, slow enemies.
21 intelligence.
But the lucky hit chance goes down.
Damn.
I don't like that.
Burn it.
Damage frozen enemies.
Burn it.
Two rank to teleport.
Fascinating.
Movement speed.
Ooh.
I'll look at that later.
I'll injure your potion to grant some max life, firewall willpower, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo,
wait, finally I have an upgrade to this thing.
I get the passive while injure your potion also grants some maximum life as a barrier.
I've been looking for another one like that.
And I get 19 willpower.
Oh, I know I'm going to lose intelligence, which kind of sucks, because that's basically
my damage. Two ranks of firewall. I don't know what that does. I don't think it matters.
So the only thing I'm really losing is the ball of lightning. 21 thorns, 17 intelligence.
But I gained 213 armor. Okay, I'll decide later. I'll decide later. And everything else
is burnt, right? Cool. I just wanted to make sure that's in my decide later forum. Now
Now where's everyone? What is everyone doing?
This guy's over here.
When do we get together and like...
Is he doing a little uh... he's probably doing a little thing over there.
I kinda wanna do a dungeon.
Did somebody leave the party?
Yeah, somebody left.
Um...
Man, I wanna ask these guys if they wanna do a dungeon.
Dungeon runs.
Resistance is a must have. In hardcore especially.
I don't know, I don't think in Norms it would matter so much
because you can play around with like how much damage I'll put you have
and if you die you die right, you just go back
but you can't play around with that
I'm not going in and test the waters
with like having lower resistance just for a little bit of extra damage, absolutely not
ummm
we are burning it
We don't really need the gold right now, that's why.
We'll deal with that when we deal with that.
Where's everyone?
Are y'all traveling fast?
I think I have to leave because of the campaign difference.
How do I do this without it being awkward?
Sorry, guys.
I didn't want it to be awkward, but I have a campaign to do, man.
the wink. I wasn't able to do the campaign while I was in that party, so. And I want
my horse! This is the only way to get my frickin' horse.
Anyways, did you tell me about the new League of Legends character?
Nefiri, her passive summons little wolves that help her.
Whoa, that's weird, in League of Legends, little wolves, and almost all of her skills
are based on that.
Whoa, who else has stuff like that?
Malchi, I guess.
Although it's not a passive, but I'm just thinking of which characters have creatures
that kind of help them.
Ivern I guess with his old Annie but that's interesting that it's a passive as
opposed to like us that ability we're all at least that's right at least that's
the closest one there you go there you go at least would be the closest one once
I get my horsey I don't mind going into like a party of some sort but it does
look like they're just doing their own thing anyway as fun and nice as it would
be if I could do my campaign while I was in that party I would have totally
state but unfortunately you know and I don't know how tough this campaign was.
Just like that huh?
I mean my skills is what ends up
killing everybody anyway that's what I was saying you kind of become like a
sitting duck so if you can't finish off the enemies immediately it's kind of
like dude I'm sitting there no mana abilities are on like 30 second cool
down hey I'm faster than you
There you go. There you go.
Look over there.
That was pretty decent.
Pretty decent amount of enemies.
So yeah, I could execute the enemies, I would say slightly quicker.
I just don't like when I'm going up against top enemies that aren't being affected by
skills in general? That I just don't have anything until it was. I've noticed it's like not worth it.
I feel like in hardcore anyways. If it was norms I might have went more for the power route but...
Dude, in hardcore you can't mess around like that man. Literally all it takes is one slip up of a
decision that you make. And just like that, snapping your fingers like Thanos, you're done.
You're done for.
And the only area I would ever be scared of is dungeon because it's the only place you cannot leave
You can't teleport out of there, so I
Don't want to risk any dungeon gameplay
Unless I have at least one other person because I am confident that I'm fairly strong. I did one dungeon
before I went live
It was a lot easier than I thought probably because of all the research
time I put into the build
I'm always expecting the worst out of dungeons because those are the ones that are meant to
like kill you.
The dungeons is what's meant to like finish you off if you're playing hardcore.
You gotta be suuuuper careful.
Hey, this is a new area that I haven't been in.
Get a waypoint.
What do I have on me?
I didn't pick up any items.
Hey, it's these bugs.
I feel like they have with two bugs.
Oh, shoot.
We got a little more damage than that.
What the heck are those things?
That poison.
sketchy not gonna lie but that's the other thing too if I take lethal like a
lethal blow or something that is meant to kill me if I did not have my passive
would make me immune for like two seconds to figure out the situation try to
escape I think I have that passive every what is it two minutes two or five
minute something like that which is nice for like these levels that might catch
me off guard for whatever reason wait there was a thing there
delicious
I'm not ready yet
Damn this dude is far all right, I'm getting a little closer, but
Bugs are a little tough too over here
I see you.
Not too bad, not too bad.
Nice to see you.
The reason I'm standing still so much by the way is because I gave him like up to 30% more
damage by doing that.
So when I freeze them and then armor up, it kind of makes sense to just sit there for
a little bit, stack up some damage, and then once I feel like I'm taking free hits from
enemy that's when I got a skedaddle
not while I'm in town oh meet Laura oh is that who we're seeing that's pretty
cool let's get some quests going on in the background some random quest I can
stack up so in case I'm in the area you know I could just complete it are you
Telling customer about Barry five times. Oh, let's do the way point. Yeah
I'm not ready yet
No, see how we
breath well he's still breathing he's lucky to be
I kind of sound like Yoru.
That old man there, he claims to be Horadrim, but he drinks like an ox.
He came to town days ago, looking for a servant of the demon Lilith, a pale man.
in everything. I was only skipping the conversation with the freaking side quests, which don't
really do anything. This is the main story, though.
Little rat? It's time to go, baby girl.
There's some, like, dookie water just splashing through his face.
The girl was about to get pinked out.
Let her go.
I was sucked, obviously, by vast quantities of alcohol, wielded by my own treacherous hand.
There may also have been a brawl with a goat over this touch of mud, but I don't think I'd try them.
Try them.
Lorath.
Who is the Pale Man?
The Pale Man he's... was... Haradrim.
Haradrim?
Then you must know him.
I thought I did once.
His name is Elias.
He was my apprentice.
He was the one who brought Lilith to Sanctuary.
It's possible that I did not say to him that he was very well.
Got drunk and attacked.
Lied on his stream.
Found him.
Figured out what he's done.
And then killed him.
Listen.
There's a woman here someplace.
She has some messages we'll need.
I'm of no use to anyone right now.
Could you find her?
Enough time has been wasted.
Okay, Evelyn, I just saw that message, yeah.
Thank you.
I'll check it out for sure.
I was actually going to play some League, probably after the streak.
So it'd be quite interesting.
You know what?
party anymore. I do want to take a little bit of time to see what uh that item was again.
The one that I'm contemplating. Cool down. Explosions from Shatter, passive deal.
Explosions from the Shatter key passive. I don't think I have that though right?
I have the fireball passive? Damn unfortunate. Well enemies are affected by more damage over time
and then their total life.
Hmm.
Uh, when hit, well not healthy, magical bubble.
Ooh.
I can't give up the magical bubble, dude.
Can't give it up, I can't give it up.
Paramancy skill damage, 5.5 movement speed.
Man, I'm gonna be zooming with all this movement speed.
I don't think I need any of that.
Let's face my cooldown, which is against my strategy.
What would this do?
Oh yeah, remove my resistance, and then what did the boots do?
Mana cost reduction.
Oof.
Yeah, I don't think I was going to give up that.
Let's get these out of here.
It would go against my strategy.
Now this, however, would go into my strategy.
I just don't like that I'd have to remove intelligence.
I would have preferred Intelligence instead of like the two ranks to the Firewall.
Personally.
Damn.
I do like the Willpower, because that goes into strategy.
But I want that paired with... You know what? I might be able to re-roll the...
The thing. I'll see.
Let's check it out. Let's see if we can re-roll it.
Where's the occultist?
Hello? I'll be back buddy. Don't worry. I'll be back
Enhance an item
Do we want to enhance or I thought we were taking
Oh, that's right. Okay, let's see.
So what we want to try to do is the 8 life regeneration while not damaged.
We can get rid of that.
17,000! Good lord.
You will not be able to cancel the enchanting action once the occult has selected your
replacement fixes on the next step.
Ooh, enchanting an item will also bind it to your account, making this item untradable.
Oooooh!
I mean, whom am I gonna trade my own items to, you know what I mean?
My sorcerer items.
I guess if I had like back stock, backlog of sorcerer items, but...
I mean, I'm not risking anything other than like these two crystal materials and like some gold.
So let's go!
Wow!
51 thorns. Ugh! I don't like any of these.
Broom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
When it says plus 8 to all stats, what does that mean?
Is that like intelligence? So I'm at 110 right now. I'm curious. Let's see.
Let's see if that's what that means.
I mean, I guess I could always do it again? Or no. This item has already been tried to
fix and can be replaced by another random effects. Oh, is that what it would do? Just
randomize it? Damn. Okay, but yeah, what does the plus 8 stats do? Out of curiosity.
So what are these? Pants? So I have 110 intelligence.
101 intelligence. Nope.
Whoa now! Whoa now.
Well that's annoying.
Doo doo doo doo. Doo doo doo doo.
Man I wanted the willpower from this. But you know what? We might be able to get
Will power if I get rid of the thorns on this one?
Or I could always just re-roll this.
Oh, you know what?
It did give me intelligence.
What am I talking about?
Because I was at 101, right?
So that's about the amount that I lost.
be half okay that's why if I can get flat so wait the true test would be if I
gains how much will power 40 55 55 yeah so it is all stats ooh ooh that's
actually so good damn it I'm annoying I'm annoyed that it's that good I don't
I think I'd mind that. I'd only lose the value of 21 horns and 9 intelligence. There you go.
There you go. That's what it would lose, man. Only 9 intelligence.
But I'd gain so much willpower, which is the mana recovery.
And, uh, like, 213 armor too.
With, like, two ranks to Firewall, which whatever that is, right?
The ball of lightning happens a lot, so it would suck to lose that, but...
I guess what I could do is always re-roll...
Which one?
Nah, cause man, I'm getting, I'm getting, like, 8 plus stats to that, so even if I did re-roll...
The thorns on this one...
I guess if it was willpower and it gave me a lot of it
Enough for me to be like ooh la la. I could try it. I guess let's do it. Let's do it
It doesn't cost that much either, which is kind of nice
Dodge life regeneration
Nothing dude. Do the life regeneration. We could always try to reroll it again
at the little test here. Oh
Oh, no, it would be a random one. This item has a random effects item and can be replaced by another random item.
Well, it's okay because I'd be replacing the whole thing, right? So it's okay to try this.
Dexterity.
Let's do one point.
Dexterity K for another random one. I'm kind of down.
One to Blizzard. Damn. It's getting expensive. And I still don't think I'd even replace it because
I have so much more willpower on this. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Okay. I think I'm doing it.
I haven't changed the pants in so long. So I think I'm doing it. 213 willpower. I'll have slightly
less damage but I don't think enough I think I'm gaining more out of this by
having the mana and plus eight to every other single stat too so I like it I like
it let's do it nice I think I'll keep these just in case and then these mana
of cost reduction. Is there anything else I could try to... I feel like I'm pretty good
with everything. I guess this one. Damage reduction, fire resistance. Probably the damage reduction.
I'm trying to trade that for something else.
Ooh! Conjuration skill damage. What is that? I never knew what that was, man.
blue gambling oh no it ain't it ain't gambling hold on let me see let me see what this is
what do they call it conjuration skill I gotta know before I make decisions man spells that
are not cast directly to animate his butt instead in an area or direction.
Hell no! Okay that's so good to know though.
I could see that being good on like certain characters but not this one, not this one.
Six percent controlled impaired duration reduction.
For myself? That's pretty good.
But I want to re-roll.
70k? Good lord.
That's a lot.
That might be too much, man.
I mean...
Goddamn it!
3.6% damage reduction.
No, I like the 6% control and paired duration reduction.
How much damage?
goes on my gold but it's okay I actually I don't mind that that's that's a
decent upgrade and we upgraded this too so what else do we need we got to go to
the mechanic grease up my wheels a little bit my wheels are in need of
greasing. Dude, I guess so many rare items that it's like...
There's something broken.
Amazing.
Alright, so there's pants that I want to upgrade, right?
Boink!
And we'll get how much more. Two more willpower, one all stats.
One all stats.
Damn, it's a shame that's not, like, a jillion to all stats.
Two more willpower.
My... my monoregeneration should be up there.
Let's take a look.
Monoregeneration 10.
I think... wait, what?
There should be more than that.
Willpower, 5.2%.
I thought it would be way more.
Unless it's not attributing to that stat?
I wonder if it does here. Let me see. Let me see. Where's my pants at?
Take them off
Because the manory generation it doesn't okay
So this is a base stat
Quantified by this
So it doesn't actually tell you interesting that should be good it should it should be good, okay
Enough nerdy stuff, let's get that, let's get it into the campaign.
Did I want to go to my stash?
I was getting rid of the boots, wasn't I?
Yeah, I was getting rid of that.
And this, this I'll keep, this I'll keep.
I'll keep that in the stash, sell the boots, and then we're golden. Hello?
Let's just put them like over here, I guess.
And then selling all that. I don't think we need the materials right now.
It's fun to be able to see if we can swap out some of these substats, you know?
Where the heck is a vendor around here?
I can't find a single... oh they don't have one.
Or are they both down here?
Good lord.
Located a million miles away.
The inconvenience.
Good price.
A good price indeed.
All right.
Like I said, should have decent amount of money.
Mon, a regeneration, and I lost, what, just... not even.
I lost, I think, 7 intelligence total, which isn't bad.
For the swap of, like, gaining... how much?
Gaining 25 willpower.
Change!
No, no words from Orbe.
Same as yesterday and the day before.
But, I have something else.
has it a pale man passed through the Abarrow Canyon some time ago.
Fierce and feral, dressed in black.
After Laura's performance last night, I wager he'll want to know.
Dude, this team was so good.
Highly recommend.
I'm on my way!
I'm on my way!
I was this way.
We got it once.
But we can't be the same cup.
I mean it's very small cups.
The sip would basically consume the entire cup.
You seem reliable.
That's fine.
Do not prove me wrong.
So what do we got to do?
Amonix.
What's around here that is like...
blue aura. Which quest is that? Eh, I'm sure we'll run into it when we're navigating around
the campaign. Look at me, I move pretty fast, don't I? I think I have like a total of like
Over 10% movement speed.
Gain from items.
I'll be zooming.
I gotta like run next to somebody in comparison.
Look, I'm fashionin' the horse.
There's a- oh my god, hold on.
Pause everything.
an event is nearby wait what does that mean is that the legion thing dude the
legion thing gives so many good items hold on we got to get there and we're
close by I think that's what that means
Oh, it's not the same thing.
It's not the same thing.
Damn it!
A lot of my life.
What a shank.
Out of none.
Stolen supplies.
Do you require my aid?
My child, all alone in this darkness, please help me find my baby.
That's a lot of birds.
I
My smoke of the year.
Yes, I'm late. Oh, shoot! Bro!
I was close.
Got a freaking bird, man.
I got a little icy and then there's the big ones
I'm not leaving! I'm trying to keep these fucking big behemoths over here.
I'm out of...
I'm not really...
I'm still here, one second.
Still a chord.
Dollar...
B-E-S-T-E!
There we go, got the bubble.
Good god man.
Bro, what the f-
All that for those fricking pants?
Not worth.
Not worth.
Go-
Start chest over here.
I'm not ready yet.
Alright, alright.
I mean at least I got the X speed.
You know?
Can't complain.
The aim ain't aiming, literally.
What the heck?
Is that Laura?
I had hoped to find a witness who saw Elias.
Instead I have a camp of dead merchants and was slaughtered by demons and I'm not just
playing.
Delicious!
No one was summoned here.
My goodness.
We should search the canyons.
Could Elias have summoned these demons?
And yeah, he's a decent man of exp.
I'm assuming he did.
He may still be here.
very close to me. Sounds good. Sounds good, my friend.
Oh, my bobble reduced to uselessness, what the heck is that thing?
I just want to see what's up here.
Juicy gold.
You know, I haven't seen a chest that requires a key in the longest time.
I'm just saying.
It's been a long time since I've seen one of those chats, man.
Noice.
We are almost there.
We have reached your destination.
They're coming to a hell red.
Well, I gotta do all the work.
I was about to say, how did that mess, one of my mouse pressers aiming right on point?
Oh shoot!
Fuck this boy!
Far too easy.
Far too easy.
Did you see him do anything?
I didn't see this guy do anything.
Claim's far too easy.
Is that it?
Did I get any good at least?
2.8.
I can't...
I can't replace...
Little Bowen Intelligence.
Absolutely not.
Probably when I click on things sometimes, it just doesn't...
...off-way.
Ooh!
What was that?
Very nice, very nice.
It's very nice.
Meow.
Get over here, lassie.
It's time to put you down!
What am I doing?
Am I waiting for this guy?
I guess so.
Where do I have to go somewhere else?
you doing anything buddy
learn to hate the world. And yet, our mother lived in the-
Imagine playing Diablo like this.
It would be beautiful.
Wouldn't that be so much fun?
He said, there are others like me as well.
And together, we will build the new world.
Man, I got a P. Let's go, Lorath.
What are the clues you're talking about?
That was it?
Come on, bro.
I am worried if I go pee and then there's this randomly boss that one shots me out of
nowhere.
Isn't it obvious, Elias finds Gemba along, friendless, full of anger, so he plays him
like a fiddle, offers him the little lover and a part of his heart to take him to the
future.
Then he gives him tools to express his anger.
Seven inch scrolls.
Very perceptive.
Who knows how long Gemba has stood in this madness.
Let's hope he can still be questioned.
Alright.
Upwards and onwards.
Laura.
You can never have too many iron chunks.
Oh, there's a boss fight coming up.
Sketchy!
Sketchy!
Am I ready for it?
Every boss fight getting nervous is the, uh...
It's like it's merely, you know?
There's not much you can do about it.
You're all out of health pots.
You're just committed 100%.
Let's do it!
I'm ready. I think I'm ready. I don't know. There's definitely a boss fight though.
There's definitely a boss fight.
We're gonna make it dramatic.
Pause the coconut music.
Okay, um...
Hmm...
Let's do it.
Should I go pizza? Let me go pizza. I'll be right back.
I'll get nervous with these, man.
It just takes like one boss that's I have no counter to
There goes everything up a window. We have something for the master
I'm confident I put the time I put the research
I think I'm well balanced enough to do this whole campaign solo
I'm not ready yet.
I'm not ready yet.
Easy enough so far, but I'm worried once I get to level 3.
Easy enough so far.
I'm going to use my ultimate for life.
What's happening?
Throw's cheating! Throw's going back for some hacks!
Dude, what the heck?
I haven't had a very long time for this!
I'm so glad I saved my ultimate.
I think I'm still going to say my name, I'm having a time to do it when he's at the third.
Excited.
Oh, that's right, because I have that new passive, the new aspect for one of the items.
Yeah, bad news for us
Gemba was expecting someone
It seems Elias has turned others to his madness
Thoughts of someone too. I'd wait you
You heard Gemba
The master has all he needs
They're about to do something drastic
On the good news
Elias gave us a gift remember
This demon he sent to kill us, it is unique. It requires constant feeding. Human sacrifices, in fact.
If I cut open his belly, someone inside might hold a clue. Tell us where it came from.
I must have it brought to Kebadi for examination.
Ladies and gentlemen, head to the Orbe monastery. See what's keeping them bloody abbots.
Okay, let's go.
I got a new skill, right?
I think...
I'm maxing out the protection.
If I recall.
Protection level 3.
Yeah.
Which gives me what?
Using a cooldown of 10% of your maximum life as an area of what you say.
Yeah.
20% of your maximum life.
That's gonna be good.
Oh, but for two seconds. I guess when I cast my ultimate, that's good.
What now?
I guess I could explore this little area here.
See if I can get one of my quests. Got a nice little stack up.
Just to make sure. That!
I utilize my consumable best degree
Once you leave
Stones
Oh that part
This bubble thing is so annoying, the last passive within this game is 1000%.
I didn't even mean to look at my muffler.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Where's all thieves at?
Eons.
Ooh.
It's going to say Eons away, dude.
That was it!
Nice.
I'll travel over here.
Juicy XB to feed into my consumable.
Hopefully that'll be enough.
Hey!
The supplies!
Wake up!
you. We all pitch students, ground stuff, and proper reward.
What's my proper reward? What was it? Was it just gold?
That's not bad. Damage reduction, 6% damage reduction, maximum life. Critical strike.
Nothing that's gonna replace any of these things.
And then what else?
Why is that still marked?
Remove pin.
Ooh, what's this?
The Gathering Legions.
Oh my god.
I've been wanting to do this.
Wait, am I close enough?
I gotta run here, dude.
I gotta reap the rewards.
This is the perfect time.
Perfect instance where, of course, it'd be valuable.
We gotta skedaddle through all these people.
Oh my god, but it's a chest with a frickin' E that I haven't seen in Neon's.
Okay, good enough, good enough.
They will make it!
They will make it!
Ooh, that's a dead end.
Where is that?
How do I get this?
Are you serious?
Can I travel over this?
What?!
How do I get over there?
Oh my god.
I can't even... how do I get there?
Oh, I can't even go that way.
I'm just looking at all this XP that I'm missing out on.
It's way too far away.
There's no way. It's already started.
The Lord. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, of course, of course, they have a slowing element, that's why there might not even be
anyone here.
I need time what are these freaking mosquitoes Jesus Christ
There better be somebody here, I don't want to travel all this way. There's not a single soul around man
We do it
We're here
You're kidding me. There's nobody here. Oh, thank God. There's one person.
I'm gonna have a long way to travel.
There, he's fighting or what?
You gotta go this way.
Although people are just now getting here here, this is me rushing it.
Everyone's working together.
Very nice.
Did it that it where's the loot at that was I mean you're kidding me bro did I even get
anything? I didn't even get anything! What the heck?
Holy bunions. Let's take a look at this amulet.
Stairty, slow duration reduction, damage reduction, disenamies, fire profile,
This enemy has an 8% chance of being stunned.
You deal 45% increased damage to stunned enemies.
Can't use it.
Unfortunately I can't use it.
Everything else looks decent though.
Okay, let's get out of these.
I don't even think I got a decent amount of XP after all that
Do the quest probably do one more quest before
or...
We Skedaddle Skadoodle.
One more quest.
I don't do any of the quests off stream.
I just farm XP.
There's not much being missed in regards to that.
I don't need to do that.
much being missed in regards to that.
I don't need to do that.
Whoa.
Although, those things are tough to back up.
to the window to the wall
Oh
Raddam
There's a sinkhole nearby
Oh my god, the beauty of teleport Jesus Christ
Oh
All right
What's all this
Ooh, that's a little dangerous now.
This thing is a little more dangerous.
What the heck?
Good job.
They tough.
And they're still coming?
I'm not ready yet
And they're still coming?
That's like three more health costs three more health potions that I normally
the worst loop the worst amount of loot
God that was a big swarm pretty big swarm but as you can see my time and energy in the
The research of this build, which I do believe is the best, is paying off.
You gotta go down there.
I don't know what those things are, but they're in the way.
Legsman.
I could see that killing somebody if it was in like the thousands.
What was that?
Oh, some enemies.
Some spiders.
Shocked at how easy the buffs work.
I swear, just some random side quests.
Dungeons have been more difficult than this.
Oh, but now we're going to...
That's a dungeon man. Oh, that's a dungeon. I don't know if I like that
Is anyone here
Hello
What did I say?
I SAID!
search the dead for a key oh okay I mean there's not gonna be any enemies right
I'm good
Oh, we got the key or yeah
Damn
It'll be yelling. It's so excited. I'm gonna walk into the sector Steve. Oh god
I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
I'm getting a lot of trouble.
I'm getting a lot of trouble.
I know.
I guess I'll go straight, I've got a lot of beefier than I'm used to, man.
It's interesting. It's interesting.
I need time to prepare that.
I'm just gonna head straight for now.
Oh god.
Okay.
You wanna get a beating?
Definitely shouldn't have used that.
My only escape.
What the heck?
Why did you let him in?
I didn't let nobody in.
One person's telling me to open the door, the other one's telling me not to open the door.
Watch out, keep it safe.
What do you mean?
The apple.
Open the door.
Then you pay for every smile.
He took the forbidden knowledge.
Of course he did.
I've cleared the way out.
Can you walk?
There is no way out.
What?
Knowledge remains must never leave.
I'm doing my duty safe.
And into the night.
Is this guy gonna fight me?
We must protect the archive.
Oh, so we gotta go and then brogitize.
Oh, damn.
Search for the abyss, I'm gonna go for it.
Oh, good, there's no hidden chests around here, is there?
You know I don't like missing out on those.
I don't want to fight this guy.
We got a hustle, we got a bust.
I deal more damage by standing still, so...
It's what I was doing.
Oh, shit.
Excellent.
As long as I have my teleport up, I should always be good.
This guy's just creeping in here.
I was just bubble not ready.
Oh dude, I don't have my, um, got to drink one of those, damn.
Where is this thing?
I'll kill you.
Christ.
I'll kill you.
I'll kill you.
Rice
Up guys
They tough man, I'm gonna keep it real big death
But not difficult there's a big difference. Oh, this is the boss fight dude. I probably don't have the key
do we have the key bro
King.
Access to the inner closet. What?
This is it, man. Ugh. I'm always nervous of boss fights. You never know.
Never know. It's going to be the one dungeon that takes you out.
And then there it goes 40 levels down the toilet
I don't think I would play hardcore again for being honest
I'm too committed to this one that if I die on this one. I call it a day. I'd go I'd go to the normal
There's only so much reasonable time you can spend I'm having a lot of fun with this hardcore mode
I'm hoping I don't die, but you know the day if I do I think 40 levels is a lot is enough for me to
like I don't know. Revisited in like five years or something.
I should be prepared though. I got everything in place. Got man reduction, pull down reduction,
resistance
Okay, this is so bad when it's when it's like a lot of
I could use my ultimate right now, I'm just worried he is going to have me later in the game.
What do these guys do for damage?
Is that?
Unless it gets more tough now.
I don't think it will!
Okay, let's do it.
That was good. That was a decent amount done to us.
Oh, what the...
You gotta stop this!
You gotta stop this!
What is that?
Something's up in the middle of the map.
What the hell is that?
What is this?
Alright, nine seconds on all. I might have looked at that. Finish him off.
Alright, you ready?
What the heck?
Damn, he didn't stun me in the head.
I'm setting myself up. I've only struggled one time one dungeon that caught me off guard because I wasn't even expecting
It to be a dungeon. It was the it was the spider dungeon totally got me dude
There's too many of them
Too many slows too many spiders and then my my kit my build kit wasn't made for that so
They got me but now I'm ready for anything
Oh, that's right. I don't have a stash over here. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Where are we going?
There's no way to fast travel. I mean, this is the closest spot
Or is it technically this is closer, huh? Does that have to go all the way around there?
Let's travel here
I know I know it's a side quest, but I think I I just want to complete it so that it's
Let's wrap it up, you know, I got the XP and whatnot.
Damn, bro.
Hold on.
Time to imitate Clap over here.
Damn, bro, it's a game for people that don't like to die.
Come on, bro!
I'm gonna be polite.
Tell me, Clap, is this spot on?
Was I you?
Were you seeing you?
Were you like, damn, wait, is that me?
Whoa!
No.
The hell's the Diablo sounds?
Ah, I'm still playing!
Look at it.
What the hell's the Diablo sounds?
Oh, bro.
It's like a 70.
We gotta find a...
I'm...
A balance.
Good lord.
I think a 70 is going to go.
Okay.
Um...
100%
Dude, Elden Ring...
I'm sorry.
I already beat the game.
It wasn't that much of a challenge for me.
I think I beat it in like what, two hours?
Two hours total?
Like total time played on the game
and I finished it in two hours on Nightmare Mode.
Don't believe me?
Well listen,
it is what it is.
You're gonna have to take my word, as Trump would say,
It is what it is.
Don't believe me?
Don't care.
Now it's fun.
I have a- I don't know what it is. Diablo is very fun for me.
I love it. I absolutely love it. Elden Ring, I did not love. Elden Ring was like,
wow, this is fantastic. This is for people who enjoy getting spanked hard.
I'm talking- not the hard death, it's like, kinky. I'm talking like, ow, this hurts, let's do it again.
Hehehehe. That kind of hard death.
Wow, this is gonna leave a bruise for eight years, but do it again.
I'm talking that all right. It's a little biffy. It's a little biffy from the oh
That stings do it again. You know what I'm saying?
And Diablo Diablo is kind of like that Diablo's like that
But you're having summer
I also think I just like the the aesthetics of Diablo 2. I love the story, the graphics
compares to cinema. You don't even get this in the cinema. That's how high tier it is.
I just realized I haven't been drinking my consumables. Fire resistance, what is this
Lightning resistance, shadows, bro, useless, literally all useless.
All of a sudden, he's going to beat the Dark Souls intro boss on the first try. Jesus.
There's something wrong with him. There's got to be something wrong with him, man.
That's a little too sassy.
The dust showed me a labyrinth, winding walls, endless halls, laughing from the heat.
Damn, somebody's got it, yes.
Ancient offerings returned.
What a rare sight on Twitch.
A potion.
Offering from those ones worth it.
We all know it.
We all know it.
That fake cry emoji.
Okamishin is not made for demons and darkness?
No, no, no, no.
This guy's still yapping, huh?
Okay.
Skip conversation.
It's a side quest, it's not even that important.
Ooh, listen, my golden rule for getting to level 43 and having zero problemos is that
I've stayed away from dungeons that I've been uncertain about, right?
But that being said, I put in the time and hold on before I go in there.
I definitely need the 200 bonus armor and the thorns.
But yeah, I've stayed away from dungeons just in case, so that I don't get clonked on the
side of the head, man.
We need the stash.
Not only the stash, but we're gonna have to visit the people in that cell and stuff.
Hey, look, I got gems finally.
gems not chipped not crude actual oh dude I never be by the way they're on you
still around buddy I want to prove to you that it does cost money to be socket
agenda look at this it just doesn't show you they're very sneaky with it but when
you hover over tells you right there oh bro of course not gonna show me oh I
I gotta click the thing.
Uh, Unsocket cost 6,100, man.
What do you mean not a lot?
That's literally more than a rare item selling for, man.
I know it's not gonna break my bank, but it's a lot.
It's a decent amount.
To not just do it over and over and over.
You know what I mean?
What do I have here, 14?
So, desocket this, so we need poison and lightnings?
Okay.
We shall replace them.
just to get the most abundance of resistance, you know?
It's about like what? 2.6% more, so in total, 5.3% extra?
Hey, I'll take it, man.
That's a decent amount.
Okay, and then next up, before we get things started, is the man, the myth, the legend.
Lag? Hello? Lag?
Level 45! I'm two levels away.
You know what I should do? Nah, it's not gonna be as good, but it's not bad either.
for the next 30 minutes prevent death once and become immune for two seconds.
I just don't know how this falls into the passive because I don't know if that means like
they're both going to activate basically which is kind of stupid because then it would be a waste
of an exhilar and it doesn't really provide me anything either. If I didn't have the passive of
the fire shield, then I probably use that exhilar, but...
you
you
you
you
you
I
Lord no chests a scam
Open scabbed one minute to one one
Up and scabbed one
It's very unfortunate I
I kill a big monster I should get big reward it makes sense right but in the
game it's saying no no no
no no no oh shoot I gotta I gotta be careful I've all I got everything on
cool down man I gotta be careful
see I don't even know what that does. I don't know how much damage that's gonna do to the
dish.
Oh shoot!
Oh shoot! It's a big boy!
I must lay his soul to rest.
Yeah, I just dodged everything.
I could.
I might.
We need one more little symbol thing.
Wait, so Evelyn, I'm curious.
Let's talk about this.
What exactly is going on there?
Because I feel like everyone on social media is basically saying, don't trust what they're
saying.
Don't trust the government.
Don't trust the news out there!
Right.
You are living.
So, what exactly is going on?
Is there an actual pooping one?
Is Putin actually in hiding?
Or is he giving daily announcements
at his, um, little, uh, chancellor area?
Man, I go damage to the big boy.
Whoa, way off.
Almost level 44.
I didn't even notice.
It's nice.
Uh, Fragotin is a leader of, yeah, the Wagner group or whatever.
group which is like some what private militia that the CIA hired open the
door open the door we're gonna launched a rocket on his guys really why would
Why did he do that though?
He thought that the president launched rocket on his guys.
Okay, okay.
Good excuse, huh?
To just start a crew.
Yeah, we think you did this.
Therefore, we react.
Going off of zero evidence, of course.
Dude, that was lag.
Imagine that.
Probably should be out for everything that they have.
The entire company goes down under, servers turned off, all because I suit them.
I make it happen.
Ooh, legendary item, let's go.
Kinda juicy.
Kinda juicy.
I feel like I could definitely play on World Tier 2 at this point, but I feel like it's
free experience.
I'm out of mana.
I'm out of mana.
From what the cheater?
About to say I'm standing still you couldn't even accurately hit me with that thing
And somehow push the into it though
Very saucy very very saucy
I hope the ring is good
I am so...
What was that thing?
Oh good.
Wait, return to Oval. Oh, did I complete the mission? Should I continue?
I do have my escape. I have this, if ever I need it.
I feel like they've created an impossible situation for me.
I'm not the needed man.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
Oh, it's over there, okay, upwards and onwards, oh no, getting a little too feisty, a little
I don't think I'm going to be able to fly a stick.
Hog, rushing ramble.
Who?
Did she teach you any of rushing?
My grandma is rushing. She's talking about this.
The whole day.
I mean, I can imagine.
This is a huge thing going on right now.
Impending civil war. That's crazy.
That's insane.
2023.
Why'd they got to lay a trap like that?
Ow, what the heck?
Bro.
Damn.
Damn.
Dude, this is a good gold rush.
XP but mainly the gold. I guess the items as well.
This is a massive jungle. I'm slightly worried but I have... oh here it is. We're
here. We're here. Oh god that's a lot of... hold on. They're like, hey you can't walk up in here.
You can't just walk up to see the boss.
Yeah, gotta go as long as it was.
Is there any?
Come at me.
There you are.
Back up. Back up.
I said back up.
Alright, I do have a lot on me. Should I reconsider this? Let's see.
Should I put some stuff away or what? Let's take a look at the legendary.
You have 15% increased critical strike chance. Ooh, oh, against injured enemies, though.
I mean, that's still pretty good. While you are healthy, you gain 30% increased crowd control duration.
Whoa, that's excellent! 30%?
That is... what's the stats?
Damage to crowd control enemies is up vulnerable damage
Critical strike chance fire damage. See the problem is
Ooh, I guess I could replace this one because I'd be gaining everything. What do I lose maximum health?
Critical strike damage fire resistance, you know, I mean damage over time. That's it, but it doesn't have a socket
But I'd do this would make me deal so much more damage for sure for sure and I don't have to stand still anymore
Although the standing still against a boss is pretty good I
Could always remove one of these stats, but do I want to?
I don't know if I want to watch for barrels laying around and they explode and do a lot of damage
I figure there's a telltale. I just wasn't sure if it was actually barrels, but yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense
All right rock-and-roll the 13% promo damage fantastic because that's what
happens when I freeze them but I'd be losing about 30% overall increased
damage just by standing still so I think we'll keep everything as is for now and
let's do it this is it
The grinning chamber.
Oh boy!
Is he gonna be tough or what?
Not really.
It gets tough for me when it's like a horde of them.
Roke can't even aim, look at this.
Roke can't even aim, what is this?
What the- bro- what? How's that tracking me?
It's time. Gotta lay the big white ant on it.
Wow, this is easy.
Research pays off.
Look at that.
I can literally just stand here.
I'm dealing the extra damage anyway, so it doesn't matter.
30% increased damage just by staying still.
bro doesn't even deal damage to me oh my god amazing amazing now I can leave
dungeon amazing bro only dropped a rare item though what is that come on yeah I
I gained 30% more damage by standing still.
30% more.
There we go.
It's weird how it's buggy.
Anybody else get that bug?
What the heck is this?
Where you can't skip conversations unless you like alt tab
This dude just combust it holy and I wasn't accomplice to that
Cannot teleport over there can't reach it unfortunate
Yeah, I got so much gold.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Ugh, to get all the way over here I have to go all the way around.
I don't think it's worth it.
The sinkhole ain't worth it.
It is what it is.
I could do some other dungeons, though.
But we should complete the main quest, which is overriding.
Oh, look, it's the main quest.
Oasis of members.
Where is that?
I'm all the way down there, huh?
OK, OK, OK.
Before I do that, we have gear to set.
Well, I didn't forget.
I didn't forget.
I was finishing up that dungeon fight, and then I was going to go to the same court because
I thought it would be just right next door, but unfortunately it was not.
Um, okay, what was the consensus of this ring over here?
50% crick-a-strike.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe?
Possibly?
I don't know.
I'd only lose fire resistance, which I could easily put a thing in, so if that doesn't
matter I could put a gem in this thing 74 max health I don't think matters I don't
know if the crit strike damage even does anything for me right this point but
why would I give that up right that's the thing 4.5% damage over time I would love
to test it should I just test it let me just test it so it happens and you know
what let's see if we could uh we're right at the jeweler anyway let's upgrade it
See what the stats look like when it's upgraded.
I get one, two, character control.
Let's just... for funsies, right?
Vulnerable damage goes up there.
A lot of stuff goes up, man.
That's a decent amount of things going up there.
Okay.
Rings and Amulets.
This guy.
Let's start selling some stuff.
Or maybe I should break it down. I don't know.
102?
Huh? Didn't I have 300,000 just a second ago?
Okay, now we gotta solve this.
Lucky hit up to 11.2.
I think I still lose. Lucky hit down, so...
Ooh, no, I actually gained up to 4%.
Don't tempt me like that.
Don't tempt me like that.
With 25% to vulnerable enemies? Don't tempt me!
Um, what do I lose though?
Oh no, I would lose the lucky hit chance. That's just the lucky hit base.
Okay, okay, okay. I lose Polaris. Yeah, I lose to me.
I'll sell all the basic stuff. You should sell it.
See if I even need the gold after selling all that.
Probably. Most likely, most likely. 25 willpower.
Manicoss reduction.
I do like the two evades, but...
The fact that attacks reduce my evades' cooldown is kind of nice also, so...
We're selling it.
Whoa, what's this now?
No, no, no, no, no, no,
not as good.
Plus 86 to half is kind of nice, but not.
Thank you.
Sell it! Sell it all! Sell it all!
Of course, the damage is selling. Fire damage, lucky hit chance.
Ooh, plus 2.1?
Oh, if I replace it with this one, which is the one to replace.
I'm being honest.
But I lose out on the main thing is the cryptocurrency damage, which I don't know if I want to be.
And I have the other legendary, which I'm going to try because that I feel like is going to be nice.
I do like things.
Dude, I did the tests.
I put it in R&D and let me just tell you the lucky hit
Really speeds things up against the hordes
It works. It works man. So it is definitely worth investing into that
I think the two the extra two percent right now won't make a difference compared to the vulnerable damage
critical strike chance and the damage that I get
To injured enemies and I increase the crowd control duration by 30%
percent for rope. There's too much going on there, but I'll keep it just in case.
Well, I lose here 20 willpower, but I gain 20 intelligence shock skill damage.
No, thanks. Shadow resistance, slow resistance, mana cost reduction.
No, thanks. What about this ring?
No, thanks. This I can sell.
We're almost done.
We are almost there.
Here I'm going to keep these two on standby.
Damaged close enemies, intelligence, what is this, a dagger, oh, get rid of it.
Healing received, twin willpower.
No, I think that's enough gold.
I think we're good.
to frozen enemies here so let me melt the other stuff we need to be smart with
our resources you see if you're consistent like this you will never
struggle in the ablo I promise you you have to be consistent with every rare
item that you get you have to know if you're breaking it down if you're
selling it look at the stats can you replace your current arsenal it'll
always keep you up to date and it just makes it easier for you to play hold on
what's this well injured your poor your potions 10 10 to all stats I only lose
two things with this what do I gain a dodge chance no I lose I lose 10 to all
stats that's what I lose okay break it down get a gold deal um six maximum
lana, vulnerable damage.
Uh-uh, not good enough.
Damage to frozen enemies.
Vulnerable damage.
The other ring is better.
It is what it is.
Thank you, my good sir.
Now, what was I gonna do again?
What was I gonna do?
I already upgraded this
I'll think there was anything else, huh? I think I was just gonna test that out. Let's do it. Let's do the testy-piss
Please pet a doggy if you see one
Done mission completed
How much XP did I get?
So yeah, we're gonna test out this new ring, see if it provides a quicker beating on the
enemies.
I'll lose some resistance, but I'll put a socket in the thing if it's worth it.
If only it's worth it, but I feel like this is decent upgrade, decent damage, man, for
what this is.
to see. Very curious. All right, on to the main quest. Let's go. Let's go. Let's do it.
No waypoints over here, huh? Oh, thank god there's one.
Traveling, traveling. I put a tweet for them. Another one.
Did somebody say treat redeem?
S So I need to do... oh, I do.
So my test is gonna be I'm gonna see how I deal with a swarm first see how fast I kill them
This is the R&D. This is the secret to
testing
Burning
And then I'm gonna swap it out deal with the same swarm
Let's see if I kill them faster
And if it is then I'm gonna swap up the soccer
These guys are hard to tell because I need to find a big swan.
The spiders are one hits anyway, right?
And then I don't want to base it off with just one spider.
Because I have to do the...my combo.
It's all about my combo.
My combo deals more damage.
That's what matters.
There's not enough enemies. I mean, I guess I could do this guy. What the heck is that thing?
Of course it's all spiders man, of course.
I forgot to take this, huh?
Or did I?
Okay, no, I just didn't.
looks like one of those walking uh not walking dead but get one last of us
porticeps
porticep looking bang
y'all see that show oh a scorpion okay I guess we're trying on these guys let's
go
Decent damage, decent damage. Okay. Now we try it with this. See what happens.
We gotta find the same creatures though. Come on. Same creatures. Let's go.
Gotta be the big boys.
Of course there's no big boys when you need the big boys.
hold on before I enter into that domain let me see if I can find some more big
boys here we go here we go there we go that's what I like to see two of them
come on
it was faster I think at least on this one I got I got to test it again at least
on that one he died a bit quicker here we go oh there we go with the scorpions
I just need my cooldowns and we're good.
Oh shoot, they deal damage, bro!
I don't know, it might not be as good.
I don't know about that.
I think I dealt more with this.
Critical strike damage, damage to crowd controlled enemies.
Maybe because I was standing still and the amplification kinda went more, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The amplification, I guess, does work, man.
I have another legendary item that I can use for a bigger base on that.
I mean, technically I can remove this and replace it with that passive.
I can deal like 10% more damage while standing still.
Ooh, that is a test I'm worth willing to try, I think.
Jillian!
Just to have a question in the background, you know?
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
That sounds like a plan, man.
Mmm.
Mmm.
This is heavily reliant on a combo, though.
Heavily reliant on a combo.
Maybe if I could swap out the fire damage.
I wanna see.
Without the fire damage, if I can get anything that's more useful.
It might be worth it.
Exactly, I do all the combos all the time for like the big swarms.
Not against bosses.
Because the bosses, it doesn't do much for the boss, other than like it helps me out
survivability and it knocks them down a bit quicker but not tremendously quicker.
Okay, what did I say I was going to do?
We gotta go to the occultist.
See if we get a new thing for this.
Why is the game so laggy today?
No!
I need whatever this is.
Damn it!
Okay.
It's not worth it, it's not worth it.
If I'm being honest, I don't think it's worth it.
Unless I do the legendary thing, like I was talking about.
But I'd have to remove this one first.
And all that costs gold, man.
And then I can't put it on something else though, if it doesn't work.
I feel like, let me try it again.
Maybe I didn't do a good enough chance.
Because it could have been the lucky hit from the other one.
You know?
Critical strike, damage control enemies.
Damage, two crowd control enemies.
16.9% vulnerable, which is the combo.
And then the critical strike chance.
So technically, the main stats is those.
And then the critical strike chance will just go up.
While you are healthy, you gain.
Oh, yeah, I didn't pay attention to that. I didn't know if the crowd control was longer, which would be nice if it's longer, right?
Yeah, I always forget to heal up while I'm in town. That's okay. I'll start up this quest thing.
But yeah, true that, true that.
I am wasting my consumable right now. I'm on my consumable. We need to make it worse this time, supposedly.
what's this? Oh we got to talk to people? Bro. Uh huh.
No. I am not. Oh is that a waypoint over there?
Excellent.
Alright, where do we go next?
Is that a moving target?
I'm not going to lie, that's quite far away, man.
Here, so we'll give this ring one more testy-fizz.
more just to see just to see I feel like the the difference is so miniscule but
that's what I love you add up all these miniscule differences and that is why I
am in god tier mode right now with all of my combos with how I progress through
the game
Ooh, he's taking more damage.
There.
Aw, I didn't pay attention to how long it was going to take.
Dude, the game's laggy. I don't like that.
Not bad, not bad.
Okay, now we do this.
Oh, shoot!
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
You all are the perfect best.
Hey now, don't be doing that.
Alright, let's get him close.
Okay, I just saw how much damage I was dealing with that guy.
So let's test this out again.
Bro, can you not?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Ooh, a lot more, ton more, that was a ton more, perfect cast, oh my OMG, OMG.
But I don't know if it was like specific to that guy.
Alright, where you going to open it here?
get in the pain. Slap down. There's just a lot of them. How to make sense to, you know,
finish them off. Jesus! The bull just ended up hitting this other guy. So yeah, I can't
tell if it is that much better but the other thing too is that I don't know if the
crowd control duration is worth it or I do the like I said the standing skill
damage comboed with it because I can always add that to this
to this mine
I feel like it might be right but I also could just be
Thinking it is and it's not, you know, let's see. Oh you got executed by the lucky hit
So so so so it's weird it does feel like I do more with this
For a lore app
Again, the other ring would be better too against the bosses when I'm just standing
still using my ultimate and like spamming that.
Oh!
Or is the crowd control...
Ooh!
Hehehehe.
Mmmmmm.
Boar dies a cringey.
Hahaha.
I don't know.
Boar dies of cringe.
I don't know.
The crowd control works for like, I guess I could always swap the rings once I get to a boss and just keep it like this.
Okay, I think that's what I'm gonna do, but I need to add a socket to this one then.
I have to, I have to.
I need the resistance. I can't be wandering around without that balance of resistance, you know?
to pause nice okay we're adding a socket I guess we're not damn where do I get
these hmm okay my next question do I actually need the socket my resistance
looking like oh I really don't dude I had so much fire resistance whoever has
lightning isn't even gonna touch me Jesus Christ okay let me put away these
gems and then we're good to go
beautiful I think that's what I'm gonna do for crowd controls and then we get to
the boss switch out the rings nice balance nice balance of everything man
I guess we can go in the building, right?
No!
What the heck?
uh
bro's a little too beefy for me to just stand there and kite him all day
What do we do that it?
Hello
Where am I
Where the heck am I?
Oh, I'm down here.
I was like, bro, what?
It makes more sense to just travel over here.
I told you the violin's gonna hit hard.
Dude, these tracks are slapping.
Okay, um...
I would lose lightning resistance, fire damage, 16.9% of the critical strike, 16.9% of the
damage, you gain the damage of a time, some more health, the critical strike damage, while
you are healthy you gain 30% increased crowd control duration.