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RealzBlueWater

04-22-2026 · 10h 03m

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[00:01:30] Ready to go says this is a horror game and it is not intended for all audiences please

[00:01:45] visit our website blacktabogames.com if you need a full list of content warnings.

[00:01:52] Interesting content warnings.

[00:01:54] Oh shoot should I have done that?

[00:01:56] I mean it doesn't really matter, I'm going to play it anyways, it is what it is.

[00:02:04] It is what it is.

[00:02:05] I don't know what the content warnings would be, but Slay the Princess contains flickering

[00:02:08] image effects as well as a parallax effects that on rare occasion has caused motion sickness

[00:02:14] in players.

[00:02:15] Who the heck gets motion sickness in games, man?

[00:02:19] Although I will say, when spectating somebody in Valorant who's doing like 360 spins

[00:02:24] at the speed of, you know, 50 miles an hour,

[00:02:27] that's when I'll get the little bit of that motion sickness.

[00:02:32] Either of these cost health issues for you,

[00:02:34] you can disable them in the game's preference.

[00:02:36] Now I'm good.

[00:02:37] Let's all get milk, I was gonna say milk sickness.

[00:02:42] I mean, literally, right?

[00:02:43] If you drink plain milk, you're on another life tier, man.

[00:02:47] But let's all get motion sickness together, yeah?

[00:02:49] Let's do it.

[00:02:51] Whatever horrors you may find in these dark spaces

[00:02:53] have heart and see them through.

[00:02:55] There are no premature endings.

[00:02:57] Oh, there are no wrong decisions.

[00:03:00] Oh, thank god.

[00:03:02] Thank god.

[00:03:04] There are only fresh perspectives and new beginnings.

[00:03:07] Hey, that's a quote right there.

[00:03:09] This is a love story.

[00:03:10] Hey, quote and tailor Swift I see.

[00:03:14] We've got the developers admitting

[00:03:17] they're a little bit of a Swiftie, huh?

[00:03:18] Yo, she chained up.

[00:03:23] She chained up.

[00:03:24] What the heck?

[00:03:25] I thought we were starting things off?

[00:03:30] You guys here by the way?

[00:03:31] Hopefully you can hear it.

[00:03:32] I feel like my sound is a little low.

[00:03:36] It might just be me.

[00:03:41] My-

[00:03:44] Chapter one.

[00:03:45] The hero and the princess.

[00:03:48] You're on a path in the woods.

[00:03:51] And at the end of that path is a cabin.

[00:03:54] OHHHHH MY GOD!

[00:03:55] And the basement of that cabin is a princess.

[00:04:01] Okay.

[00:04:03] You're here to slay her.

[00:04:06] If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

[00:04:11] Got it. Explore the end of the world. What are you talking about?

[00:04:16] Oh, I have to actually choose.

[00:04:18] Whoa, that's a big list, bro! That's a big list!

[00:04:23] Uh, the end of the world, what are you talking about? Have you considered that?

[00:04:27] Maybe the only reason she's going to end the world is because she's locked up?

[00:04:31] Killing a prince... The first one seems pretty logical to me.

[00:04:35] Killing a prince that seems kind of bad, though, doesn't it?

[00:04:39] I mean not the world's gonna end it is what it is. We got to do our duty. You know I'm saying

[00:04:44] Forget it. I'm not doing this

[00:04:47] I guess I'm sorry war for doing this now. We don't care about any of these options sweet

[00:04:52] I've always wanted to offer Monarch the below revolution

[00:04:57] Sounds continues to the cabin turn around and leave

[00:05:01] Wait that'd be so funny because it said that there was no premature endings

[00:05:04] What's broken to say if I just turn around and leave, huh?

[00:05:09] What's he gonna say?

[00:05:11] This one seems pretty good.

[00:05:12] I'm talking about the end of everything as we know it.

[00:05:14] No more birds, no more trees, and perhaps most problematically of all, no more people.

[00:05:21] You have to put an end to her.

[00:05:24] I didn't really explain anything. That just elaborated what the end of the world meant, but

[00:05:29] not how. Not giving us context.

[00:05:33] I need context.

[00:05:35] If I'm gonna have to slay another person,

[00:05:37] Any context

[00:05:46] If you don't tell me why she's

[00:05:49] Dangerous, I'm not gonna kill her. That sounds like a pretty good response

[00:05:53] That sounds pretty good. Do you have any evidence to back this up?

[00:05:59] I feel like that'd be a waste of time. Bros. They're gonna be like no

[00:06:03] It's in the Bible

[00:06:05] Have you ever considered that maybe the only reason she's going in the world is because

[00:06:09] she's locked up?

[00:06:10] Okay, these are all like some of the other options.

[00:06:13] Look, I'll go to the cabin and I'll talk to her and if she says, as bad as you say she

[00:06:17] is then maybe I'll slay her, but I'm not committing to anything until I have a chance

[00:06:21] to interface her face.

[00:06:22] Okay, I'm sold.

[00:06:23] Let's get this over with.

[00:06:26] Interesting.

[00:06:27] Interesting how they give somebody options, bro.

[00:06:30] But how can a princess locked away in a basement in the world?

[00:06:33] There we go.

[00:06:34] We're killing a person here.

[00:06:36] We're killing a person here.

[00:06:38] We're killing a person here.

[00:06:40] We're killing a person here.

[00:06:42] We're killing a person here.

[00:06:44] We're killing a person here.

[00:06:46] What do you mean?

[00:06:48] What do you mean?

[00:06:50] Do you have any evidence to back this up?

[00:06:52] Look, you're already on the path that leads to the capital.

[00:06:54] I am.

[00:06:56] When you're here, if it weren't to complete a very important task,

[00:06:58] you've made it this far,

[00:07:00] you might as well reach the end of your journey.

[00:07:02] Now, have you ever considered that maybe the only reason she's been on the world is because

[00:07:11] she's locked up?

[00:07:12] Killing a princess seems kind of harsh, doesn't it?

[00:07:14] Uh, can someone else do this?

[00:07:16] Forget it, I'm not doing this.

[00:07:18] Uh, have you considered that maybe I'm okay with ending the world?

[00:07:22] Hey, I'm just curious to see, by baiting, what bro's gonna say if I say this,

[00:07:28] right?

[00:07:29] Do I get some sort of reward for doing this?

[00:07:33] That one's not in our interest.

[00:07:35] Oh, we could like move this.

[00:07:37] Look, I'm going to the cabin.

[00:07:39] I kind of like this response too.

[00:07:41] It's between this one and the other one.

[00:07:43] We're most likely going to get a chance to use all of them.

[00:07:46] So let's do...

[00:07:51] No, which one was it?

[00:07:53] Can someone else do this? Forget about it.

[00:07:55] Have you ever considered this one?

[00:07:57] Of course I haven't. Why would I even consider that? Nobody wants the world to end.

[00:08:04] I do.

[00:08:05] I mean, maybe some people do. Nihilists, or very, very evil.

[00:08:10] Not literally.

[00:08:12] Surely you're not one of those, right?

[00:08:15] I'm just baiting the dude to give me more details, why he thinks the world is gonna end.

[00:08:22] Especially if we have to kill somebody, man.

[00:08:27] While I appreciate the mental exercise, we are running up against a bit of a ticking clock.

[00:08:34] Oh shoot, by asking all these questions...

[00:08:37] Nevertheless, let me assure you, the princess is locked up because she's dangerous.

[00:08:43] She is not dangerous because she's locked up.

[00:08:47] And... interesting.

[00:08:49] Before you decide to waste even more of our time by asking how I know that, let me suggest a more pragmatic lens through which to view this situation.

[00:08:56] Causality doesn't matter because the end result is the same no matter what led us up to this point

[00:09:03] Oh, the princess leaves the cabin the world will end and there is no change

[00:09:10] Okay

[00:09:11] Okay, very it's no use arguing semantics of the metaphorical chicken or egg because the egg is hatched

[00:09:17] It's about to ruin everything unless of course you do your job

[00:09:26] Am I a chosen one or something?

[00:09:29] Why does that responsibility have to fall in my hands?

[00:09:33] Do I guess I'm sort of a ward for doing this?

[00:09:36] Now this question seems a little bit more irrelevant.

[00:09:39] That's all I'm saying.

[00:09:40] Look, I'll go to the cabin, I'll talk to her, and if she's as bad as you say she is, then maybe I'll slay her.

[00:09:47] But I'm not committing anything until I have the chance to meet her.

[00:09:49] I like this answer.

[00:09:50] I guess we'll just have to see what happens.

[00:09:52] But, a word of warning.

[00:09:54] If you go in and prepare to hear her out, she could easily trap you in her web of lies.

[00:10:00] And the more you listen to her honeyed words, the harder it'll be to pull yourself out.

[00:10:05] How do I know this guy's not lying?

[00:10:07] How do I know we're not being lied to right now?

[00:10:10] Then each and every one of us is doomed.

[00:10:15] Bro, this is a battle of like do I believe the narrator or do I believe the girl?

[00:10:20] So sure, go talk to her. See how that turns out for all of us.

[00:10:26] Okay! You said it! You make your way up the short path to the cabin.

[00:10:32] You'll find the princess within. We're not going to go through with this, right?

[00:10:36] She's a princess. We're supposed to save princesses, not slay them.

[00:10:42] Ignore him. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

[00:10:44] Bruh. Proceed into the cabin.

[00:10:50] So it's just like a, it's just a basic cabin.

[00:10:54] The interior of the cabin is almost entirely bare.

[00:10:58] The air is stale and musty, and the floor and walls are painted in a fine layer of dust.

[00:11:04] The only furniture of note is a plain wooden table.

[00:11:08] Perched on that table is a pristine blade.

[00:11:13] The blade is your implement.

[00:11:15] You'll need it if you want to do this right.

[00:11:20] That's her instrument right there.

[00:11:25] Take the blade, enter the basement.

[00:11:27] The blade is your implement.

[00:11:31] You'll need it if you want to do this right.

[00:11:34] I mean, it doesn't hurt to have the blade, right?

[00:11:44] But maybe she'll lie to me?

[00:11:46] more prone to lying to me if she sees me as a threat immediately right? We kind of lie

[00:11:51] to her first. Let's not take the blame. Psychologically, it wouldn't make sense.

[00:11:56] The door to the basement creaks open. The revealer stands like that.

[00:12:00] The light in the room below. This is an oppressive place. The air feels heavy and damp. A hint

[00:12:10] of wrought filtering for the ancient wood.

[00:12:13] If the princess really lives here, slaying her is probably doing her a favor.

[00:12:24] Her voice softly carries up the stairs.

[00:12:27] Hello? Is someone there?

[00:12:30] Yes, hypnotizing. It's the kind of voice you only have to hear once to remember it for the rest of your life.

[00:12:37] Don't let it fool you. It's all part of the manipulation. You're playing a

[00:12:43] dangerous game by coming here unarmed.

[00:12:49] The first stop. Hi! Just checking in on you. Okay you see this is why I didn't

[00:12:56] want to come in armed. This is why we didn't want to we didn't want to play

[00:13:00] the grounds as you know we don't want to start things off as hostile.

[00:13:05] continue down the stairs I'm here to save you we couldn't know we don't want to

[00:13:12] we don't want to start off with that we just want to see I would just not say

[00:13:20] anything good you're still listening to reason let's just go down the stairs

[00:13:24] for now it would be better if you had a weapon but you may still be able to do

[00:13:28] what needs to be done. You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess. There's a

[00:13:38] heavy chain around her wrist, binding her to the far wall of the basement. She's beautiful.

[00:13:48] How could someone like this be a threat to anyone? I am begging you to stay focused.

[00:13:54] because there's a lot riding on you here.

[00:13:58] Yeah.

[00:14:00] I don't care, man.

[00:14:01] I don't care what she looks like.

[00:14:02] If it's going to be the end of the world...

[00:14:05] I don't judge like that.

[00:14:08] Hi.

[00:14:10] Do you think you can get me out of these chains?

[00:14:14] Uhhh...

[00:14:15] Oh boy.

[00:14:17] Hold on, let's talk of it first.

[00:14:19] I'll see what I can do to examine the chains.

[00:14:24] Let's go with that. Let's play a lot for now.

[00:14:28] You're only making this more difficult.

[00:14:32] I just want to see where this goes.

[00:14:36] It's better that she thinks that I'm on her side right now.

[00:14:40] Thank you. Thank you.

[00:14:44] You're making a huge mistake.

[00:14:47] Shut up, Marrieder. I know what I'm doing.

[00:14:50] No. You're doing the right thing.

[00:14:53] walk up to the chains binding the princess to the wall give them a time

[00:15:00] they're large and heavy far too solid for you to even imagine trying to break them apart

[00:15:06] I'm guessing you don't have the key

[00:15:10] unfortunately no maybe it's somewhere upstairs

[00:15:14] it's good excuse to go back upstairs though

[00:15:16] doubt whoever locked the princess away down here intended for her to never see the light of the day

[00:15:22] They wouldn't have just left the key to her chains somewhere.

[00:15:25] I have so many questions.

[00:15:27] Like why is she locked up?

[00:15:33] And if there isn't a key, do you have any other ideas?

[00:15:35] I'm gonna check upstairs.

[00:15:36] Maybe the key's still lying around somewhere up there.

[00:15:38] And if not, maybe I can at least find something to put you free.

[00:15:45] Let me ask if she has any other ideas.

[00:15:47] Maybe there's some way to break the chains?

[00:15:52] Maybe. It's quite possible.

[00:15:55] Or if that doesn't work, I guess we can always cut me out of them.

[00:16:00] With what? Hey, how does she know?

[00:16:02] She offers the suggestion of almost competing to notch alongs.

[00:16:05] Cut me out of them? What do you mean, like her? Cut her?

[00:16:09] If we were stuck down here long enough, I'm sure we'd be notch alongs about cutting our way out if it meant we could finally be free.

[00:16:15] I

[00:16:18] Tempted to make your way out of the basement, but the door at the top of the stairs slams shut

[00:16:23] Oh

[00:16:24] Shoot sliding into place. Oh hell. No someone else here

[00:16:32] Hey, let me out of here try the door return to the bottom. Let's try the door you tried

[00:16:37] It's locked from the outside

[00:16:40] Somebody got us. We've been played

[00:16:42] Hey, that's sketchy though. Why would they do that? Especially if I'm here as a favor.

[00:16:49] As a god damn favor. So that the world doesn't end, right?

[00:16:55] Hey, let me out of here and return.

[00:16:57] Your shouts and pleads are meant to be slaves.

[00:17:02] Mmm. You're here to slay the slaves.

[00:17:04] Sussie.

[00:17:05] You won't leave until the task is done.

[00:17:08] Sussie.

[00:17:09] Let's return to the bottom.

[00:17:11] Dammit! So I was kind of banking on you my blade back then, but you just taken the blade like you were supposed to.

[00:17:19] Uh, okay. You didn't tell me that. People were gonna trap me in here. You didn't tell me.

[00:17:27] Easier for who? Easier for everyone. Look at the mess you're in.

[00:17:32] I heard the door slam. They locked you down here too, didn't they?

[00:17:37] There's a slight panic rising in the princess's voice.

[00:17:41] Maybe they did.

[00:17:42] What are we up against?

[00:17:44] If I could just get out of these chains, I know we could force our way out of here together.

[00:17:50] She barely has a-

[00:17:51] Oh!

[00:17:52] ...before raising her arm to her mouth, her teeth tearing through her limb with the

[00:17:55] determination of a trapped wolf.

[00:17:57] Whoa!

[00:17:58] It wasn't that!

[00:17:59] As she rips her flesh from her bone, a sound comes from behind you, the clang

[00:18:03] of bouncing metal.

[00:18:05] Oh my god!

[00:18:10] You're not sure how it made its way down here, but if there's a time to strike, it's now.

[00:18:14] Well, how did it get down here?

[00:18:17] Or we could use it to free her.

[00:18:19] I thought she was already free.

[00:18:21] Bro, literally just ate her arm off.

[00:18:25] You won't like what happens if you do that.

[00:18:29] Oh my god.

[00:18:34] the princess slay the princess

[00:18:41] yo somebody that could just go to their arm like that freaking rod dog their arm

[00:18:48] like that seems a little sassy to me I don't think I could trust them that's

[00:18:55] just weird especially when it's like hey we could have just brainstormed

[00:18:59] together you didn't have to jump to those conclusions just start biting

[00:19:02] your arm off. Oh man. God I hate this. Based on those actions I kind of want to kill her.

[00:19:14] I want to put her out of her misery dude. But I got that's the point of the game right?

[00:19:20] World's gonna end and kill the princess. It's all good right? What if we attempt to

[00:19:25] kill her though? What if this is a trick? What if we attempt to kill her? And she

[00:19:29] She just comes back at us and kills us.

[00:19:33] And if we save her, she will spare us.

[00:19:36] But then again, she's gonna kill us regardless, right?

[00:19:41] So what does it matter?

[00:19:44] Oh, dude.

[00:19:57] I... I think I'm gonna...

[00:20:04] God, why'd she have to go at her arm like that?

[00:20:08] This would have been such... a much easier choice...

[00:20:12] if she didn't have to frickin' go at her arm like that, dude.

[00:20:21] How did the blade get here? Now that's another interesting question, bro.

[00:20:25] I feel like we can't kill her though, that's so stupid.

[00:20:31] Kill her, no context.

[00:20:34] Somebody tells me the world is going to end and we're just going to flat up leave them.

[00:20:41] Somebody's going to gaslight me, she didn't gaslight me.

[00:20:45] Problem is I didn't even get a chance to ask her any questions though.

[00:20:51] I wouldn't trust the voices in my head, literally, that's what I'm talking about, bro.

[00:21:06] That's Saber.

[00:21:07] Fine.

[00:21:08] Fine!

[00:21:09] Ew!

[00:21:10] This guy!

[00:21:11] He really did try to gas like me then.

[00:21:16] Holy smokes!

[00:21:18] HAH!

[00:21:20] AAH!

[00:21:22] AAH!

[00:21:30] Holy shamolid!

[00:21:38] Good Lord. Ayo, she ain't flinching, though.

[00:21:42] She's not flinching!

[00:21:48] Please don't kill me. I had to do that for you. Please don't kill me.

[00:21:52] She didn't so much as utter a sound for the whole ordeal.

[00:21:55] Don't let me regret that.

[00:21:57] No. She didn't.

[00:21:59] Oh my God.

[00:22:00] She smiles softly as her gaze meets your eyes.

[00:22:03] She smiles.

[00:22:04] Blood from her wounded arm dripping rhythmically to the ground.

[00:22:09] How is she still smiling for everything?

[00:22:12] It's like she isn't even bothered by what just happened.

[00:22:15] Thank you.

[00:22:18] Let's get out of here.

[00:22:20] Hey, I think we made the right choice then.

[00:22:22] Of course, locked door. Yeah, help me, help me, help me, help me.

[00:22:25] You don't have any effect. The stakes are too high.

[00:22:28] You can't just let her escape into the world.

[00:22:30] What do you mean?

[00:22:32] As the princess approaches the bottom stair, your body steps forward and raises it.

[00:22:37] What? Why are you forcing me to do this?

[00:22:40] I have no intentions of doing this.

[00:22:42] Wait, this isn't fair. You can't just do that.

[00:22:45] Yeah.

[00:22:46] Watch me.

[00:22:47] What?

[00:22:49] What are you doing?

[00:22:50] Hey, oh narrator you cheating

[00:22:54] Brother, what is this?

[00:22:58] Warn her hey, we found we found one of the options though. Is that the only one?

[00:23:04] Just look carefully

[00:23:07] Yeah, I think that's the only option warn her

[00:23:09] Stop

[00:23:11] No, no, no, no narrator you the bad guy right now got you got you in 4k

[00:23:17] Oh, I know. It ain't me.

[00:23:22] Hey, what just happened?

[00:23:27] Woo!

[00:23:31] Why don't we just let this play out, huh?

[00:23:36] Why don't we just let this play out?

[00:23:41] Why don't we just let this play out, huh?

[00:23:45] Why don't we just let this play out?

[00:23:48] Resist.

[00:23:50] The blade. Move the blade.

[00:23:54] No. Now refuse.

[00:23:57] As your body remains frozen and stubborn, resist us.

[00:24:01] The princess takes a cautious step forward.

[00:24:05] Don't do that.

[00:24:07] And we both know this isn't you.

[00:24:12] She knows the sleeve reaches towards you and takes the blade from your infuriatingly rigid hands.

[00:24:19] Hey, oh, why'd my hand look like that though?

[00:24:21] What are you doing?

[00:24:23] Why'd my hand look like that?

[00:24:24] I just noticed.

[00:24:26] I'm sorry, I'll try to be quick.

[00:24:29] She's gonna kill me?

[00:24:31] She plunges it into your chest, tearing through flesh and sinew.

[00:24:36] It is agony, but you aren't dead yet.

[00:24:42] Oh no, I'm so sorry.

[00:24:44] I mean, at least she apologized, though.

[00:24:47] This is all the narrator's fault.

[00:24:48] Literally none of this would have happened if the narrator didn't do that.

[00:24:50] Stay strong. We can tough it out until it's done.

[00:24:54] For her sake.

[00:24:56] For her sake?

[00:24:57] For her sake?

[00:24:59] Don't you start pretending that dining a painful death

[00:25:02] in some sort of heroic gesture?

[00:25:05] Two of you are literally burned, everyone.

[00:25:10] Whatever.

[00:25:11] She sinks the blade into your chest again, again, and again, but you feel every inch of burning pain that slices its way into your body.

[00:25:25] I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

[00:25:28] Thank you.

[00:25:29] Thank you for apologizing.

[00:25:32] God.

[00:25:33] I don't think you had to kill me. I don't think you had to go to those lengths, but okay

[00:25:52] Apparently not exactly won't be long before you literally all the narrators fall

[00:26:03] That's okay.

[00:26:05] But a mere flesh wound.

[00:26:08] I've seen some...

[00:26:10] ...antibacterial ointment or something.

[00:26:12] You collapsed to the floor, your blood pooling around you, your limbs unresponsive.

[00:26:18] The princess stares down at your ruined chest as her tears carve the rivulets of pink down her blood-spattered cheeks.

[00:26:27] You can't just end like this, right?

[00:26:31] We'll take one from the team.

[00:26:33] Oh, that's rich coming from you.

[00:26:36] As much as I prefer for things to have gone differently, we can't deny the reality of what's happened.

[00:26:42] The two of you made your choice. It's over.

[00:26:45] At least we got a tear out of her, though.

[00:26:48] You know?

[00:26:50] Everything goes dark.

[00:26:52] Or do you die?

[00:26:55] I accept my fate.

[00:26:57] Chapter 2, The Damsel.

[00:26:59] Oh shoot, we ain't done-

[00:27:01] path in the woods and at the end of that path is a cabin whoa the basement of that cabin

[00:27:09] is a princess hey what's happening you're here to slay her if you don't it will be the end of the world

[00:27:20] hey we already been over this chief

[00:27:21] I'm getting a terrible sense of day-day-day-day-jabu over here.

[00:27:28] Interesting.

[00:27:30] Oh, is that what he meant?

[00:27:37] I have to kill her in order to like...

[00:27:41] She apologized.

[00:27:42] Didn't she even cry for me?

[00:27:43] How many people would cry at your death, huh?

[00:27:46] How many?

[00:27:47] At least she did.

[00:27:48] I don't think the narrator would have.

[00:27:50] That's for sure.

[00:27:53] A terrible sense of deja vu. No, you don't have that. This is the first time either of us have been here.

[00:27:59] He doesn't remember what happened, then. Maybe it's best to keep it that way.

[00:28:03] Yes, he didn't approve of us last time, did he? If we're going to save our beloved, we'll have to be sneaky about it.

[00:28:11] Who the heck is this man?

[00:28:13] Our beloved.

[00:28:15] Yes, you'll have to be very sneaky about your intentions if you're going to try and save the princess.

[00:28:20] Ah, so all of the cards are on the table.

[00:28:23] Then you should know that we and the princess are in love.

[00:28:27] And the four of us will be foiling any and all assassination.

[00:28:31] Oh no!

[00:28:33] Oh no!

[00:28:34] The place of the smitten.

[00:28:35] That's our love brain talking right now.

[00:28:38] We'll see about that.

[00:28:39] Whatever you do, it's not a killer.

[00:28:43] Sounds like he's the sort who'd sacrifice the whole world for a peck on the cheek.

[00:28:47] I just try not to kill her.

[00:28:48] I'm not falling in love or anything.

[00:28:49] What can I say? A world without love is a world that isn't worth saving.

[00:28:55] Dear Lord, this is more than usual. I'm pretty sure this whole thing literally just happens.

[00:29:03] Yeah. Literally.

[00:29:06] We could go back and forth on this for a while and it won't get you any closer to doing your job and saving the world.

[00:29:12] So let's just agree to disagree.

[00:29:15] Fair enough. Fair enough.

[00:29:17] Let's assume I'm telling the truth, and all this really did already happen.

[00:29:22] Why should I listen to you?

[00:29:23] Why should I bother doing anything?

[00:29:25] That's kind of true.

[00:29:27] This dude literally stabbed us in the back, so...

[00:29:29] This is two very different questions, but fine.

[00:29:32] I'll indulge you if that's what it takes to get you moving.

[00:29:35] Indulge me, please.

[00:29:36] Let's say for a moment that this really is the second time you've met me, or at

[00:29:40] least a version of me.

[00:29:41] If you're back here, I'm assuming you died, which probably only happened because

[00:29:47] you didn't listen to me. You were the one who did us in, villain.

[00:29:53] That's true. Well, not you in the literal sense, but you did

[00:29:56] everything you could to stop us from rescuing her.

[00:29:59] Exactly. Oh, I wonder why. Maybe it's because the entire

[00:30:02] world was at stake. No lone princess is worth that price.

[00:30:07] Which still has been explained. I beg to differ.

[00:30:12] Literally. I'm not going to argue with you. I'm just

[00:30:14] I was going to take a deep breath and assume that whoever is making the decisions here has the common sense to ignore your protestations.

[00:30:22] Anyway, I believe your second question was, what's the point of doing anything?

[00:30:27] You're asking that, it sounds to me like you're making a rather dangerous assumption that your actions last time around didn't have any consequences.

[00:30:35] That's a good question, I wonder if she remembers, yeah.

[00:30:39] Which you mean of course there weren't any consequences you forced the princess to kill us and now everyone's right back where they started

[00:30:46] That sounds pretty consequence free to me

[00:30:50] Yes, but in this clearly hypothetical snarling that begs the question

[00:30:56] Did time simply rewind itself will you instead transport it to a different world

[00:31:01] If it's the latter, what do you think happened after he died?

[00:31:07] Maybe I didn't die.

[00:31:09] Do you think the people there lived happily ever after?

[00:31:12] Or do you think that the princess left Unhended, brought about the end to everyone and everything, just like I told you she would?

[00:31:20] Well, it also proved that it wasn't the end of the world.

[00:31:25] She would never.

[00:31:27] I would never. She's a perfect angel that you fully imprisoned as part of some convoluted,

[00:31:35] dastardly ski. Convoluted. I don't know how this premise could be any more simple. Princess

[00:31:43] Fad, stop her, save her.

[00:31:47] With without any context? I think not. Not going to give me any context why I need

[00:31:55] to kill this damsel in distress, huh?

[00:32:00] I'm with them.

[00:32:01] I'm going to find a way to save her from the cabin.

[00:32:04] Let's talk about this princess.

[00:32:06] I'm with them.

[00:32:10] Let's talk about this princess.

[00:32:13] Just be quick about it.

[00:32:17] The only reason she was even able to kill me last time

[00:32:19] was because I let her.

[00:32:20] She could barely hold a knife.

[00:32:22] How was she supposed to end the world?

[00:32:24] Who is locked in? Who locked her into that basement? What is this place?

[00:32:29] Okay, this seems a little bit more important to me right now.

[00:32:32] Who locked her into the basement and what is this place?

[00:32:34] People locked her in that basement, and they told you what this place is.

[00:32:38] It's a path in the woods. Don't overcomplicate things.

[00:32:42] God.

[00:32:44] Listen, when you are taking the life of somebody in your own hands,

[00:32:49] I think it's going to get a little complicated, okay?

[00:32:52] The only reason she was able to kill me last night...

[00:32:56] She just can.

[00:32:57] Believe me, I wish I could tell you more, but you'll just have to trust that what I'm saying is true at that.

[00:33:02] Despite it all, you're fully up to the task that's been given to her.

[00:33:08] Hey, uh, this narrator is shady.

[00:33:10] Maybe it's her beauty that threatens the world.

[00:33:16] For sure, there's her beauty.

[00:33:18] Why not?

[00:33:19] And before you ask, you know, we can't just keep her down there.

[00:33:23] If you don't slay her, she's long to find a way out.

[00:33:26] It's unfortunate, I know, but it's just the way it is.

[00:33:30] How come she didn't get out last time?

[00:33:32] Bro!

[00:33:33] You walked her away. Why couldn't they slay her?

[00:33:35] Why is this falling into me? That's a very good question. I like that question a lot.

[00:33:39] You're being cagey. Why aren't you telling me?

[00:33:41] Nah, let's talk about this.

[00:33:43] I'm not supposed to say this, but...

[00:33:47] It's because you're special. You're the only person capable of doing this. Call it a prophecy if that helps.

[00:34:00] Hell no. Hell no.

[00:34:05] Oh, I didn't know we were special. That's lame excuse.

[00:34:10] Of course you're special. Why else would you be here?

[00:34:13] Calling a special isn't going to make us friends, even if it did feel enough.

[00:34:18] Exactly!

[00:34:19] Oh, believe me, the last thing I want is for you and I to be friends.

[00:34:24] But I'm a professional.

[00:34:26] I'm not going to let my dislike for you get in the way of helping you save the world.

[00:34:31] Mmm-hmm.

[00:34:35] You're being cagey.

[00:34:36] What aren't you telling me?

[00:34:37] I'm talking about everything you need to know.

[00:34:39] Going into more detail, just over-complicate an otherwise very simple situation and make your job more difficult.

[00:34:48] It's funny. I wonder what would happen if I just had killed her though.

[00:34:54] If the game purposely made so that it knows almost not to kill the princess, that like 90% of people choose not to slay her, so it just does this thing.

[00:35:09] where it plays a psychological take on at the end of the day the only way this

[00:35:14] game is gonna end if we slay her

[00:35:20] I don't know though.

[00:35:21] I'm not to sound like a broken record but the less you know about her the better things will go for all of us.

[00:35:26] I know it sounds like that's not how decisions are made.

[00:35:29] You're just going to have to take me at my word.

[00:35:31] That is not how decisions are made when you need to tell somebody.

[00:35:36] Now if you don't mind the whole world is waiting with bated breath for you to save it from ruin

[00:35:44] Let's go see what happens

[00:35:46] I'm with them, we're gonna find a way to save her from the cabin

[00:35:49] Let's just proceed

[00:35:52] I need more answers

[00:35:54] Desperate for some reason

[00:35:56] She will lie, she will cheat

[00:36:01] She will do everything in her power to stop you from slaying her

[00:36:05] Don't believe a word she says.

[00:36:10] Uh huh.

[00:36:12] We already told you we're not playing along with your little game.

[00:36:17] It's your lies that can't be trusted.

[00:36:20] Her beauty is the only thing in the world we can believe in.

[00:36:24] I don't know about that.

[00:36:26] Those are my words, okay?

[00:36:28] I think we've already been over this.

[00:36:30] I'm pretty sure he just likes the sound of his own voice.

[00:36:33] I do, but I also speak from their hearts.

[00:36:38] Shy passions are too great to be stifled.

[00:36:41] They must be expressed.

[00:36:43] They too shake spear.

[00:36:45] Sure, your passions are strong and all, but not everyone needs to hear them.

[00:36:50] Some things are better kept quiet.

[00:36:52] Don't make their bickering any mind.

[00:36:54] Focus on the task ahead.

[00:36:57] I agree on that.

[00:36:59] That's the first thing we agreed on in this game.

[00:37:01] Let's go. Let's do this thing.

[00:37:04] Let's see what goes up too.

[00:37:08] The interior of the cabin is clean and elegant.

[00:37:11] Its stone walls draped in fine-threaded tapestries.

[00:37:15] A prison befitting a royal prison.

[00:37:19] The only furniture of note is an ornate wooden table with a pristine blade perched on its edge.

[00:37:24] It's a sink cabin.

[00:37:26] It doesn't want to have a sink cabin.

[00:37:27] The blade is your implement.

[00:37:29] You'll need it if you want to do this right.

[00:37:34] I didn't say anything about the mirror on the wall.

[00:37:38] This whole cabin is different from the last time.

[00:37:41] Approach the mirror.

[00:37:43] What's a push the mirror?

[00:37:45] You walk up to the wall next to the basement.

[00:37:48] It's so cool.

[00:37:49] It's like a fantasy.

[00:37:51] Okay. If...

[00:37:53] Hear me out.

[00:37:54] If we need to psychologically beat the narrator as well,

[00:37:57] Well, we can't let them in on what we think, so we have to basically do all these actions

[00:38:03] that go beyond the game, basically, go beyond games' answers, like walking into the mirror

[00:38:09] without asking about it.

[00:38:10] You know what I'm saying?

[00:38:11] That's what we've got to do.

[00:38:12] What are you talking about?

[00:38:13] This is no walker.

[00:38:14] It's a mirror.

[00:38:15] Or at least it'll be a mirror once we wipe off that hour of crying.

[00:38:24] Wipe the mirror clean.

[00:38:25] Yeah, we're like a beast though.

[00:38:55] I remember that you've finally dropped that ridiculous, past life nonsense. You haven't

[00:39:06] died, and you certainly haven't been killed by the princess.

[00:39:09] Yeah.

[00:39:10] So focus up. Stop letting yourself get distracted.

[00:39:14] Okay. Let's enter the basement. No blade. We're gonna continue to not take the

[00:39:24] The basement creaks open, revealing an intricate stairwell.

[00:39:28] Gold trimmed car has glimmers in the light of the torches positioned along the walls.

[00:39:34] The basement almost seems welcoming in the dimmed firelight.

[00:39:38] I wonder if the princess is going to change now?

[00:39:40] But it's still a star basement.

[00:39:42] If the princess lives here, Slango is probably doing her favor.

[00:39:46] A soft voice carries up the stairs.

[00:39:50] Hello? Is someone there?

[00:39:52] Her voice, it's somehow even more beautiful than last time.

[00:39:56] That's just a voice.

[00:39:58] I can hear wedding bells already.

[00:40:01] Velma Tung Tung have which you're taking this a little too far.

[00:40:04] We barely even know the princess.

[00:40:07] We can still do right by her without all this over the top four.

[00:40:12] I agree.

[00:40:13] Yes, for everyone's sake, you're not in love.

[00:40:17] Just remember that her charms are all part of the manipulation.

[00:40:24] So you say, narrator.

[00:40:26] So you stare and lock eyes with the princess.

[00:40:29] She looks as if she chases around your wrist, binding her to the far wall.

[00:40:36] My love, we're here to rescue you from your unjust and foul imprisonment.

[00:40:42] You know she can't hear you, right?

[00:40:44] She may not be able to hear my words, but surely, she can hear my spirit.

[00:40:50] This guy's spirit's plenty loud, alright.

[00:40:56] How's everyone out there if you literally went downstairs?

[00:40:58] That's good. Your question?

[00:41:00] It's you, my dashing hero. I was so worried you wouldn't come back.

[00:41:05] Hey, she remembers me.

[00:41:08] Yo, she said we're dashing.

[00:41:12] And she called us a hero.

[00:41:15] Flattering really goes a long way with the two of you, doesn't it?

[00:41:19] Where do you think you're going back?

[00:41:22] I didn't want to believe your ratings back in the books, but this is next to incontrovertible evidence.

[00:41:27] Yeah, I've been there before.

[00:41:29] That's right, villain. You kill us.

[00:41:33] Is he married or does he know?

[00:41:35] Well, she killed us.

[00:41:37] Only because he made us try and kill her.

[00:41:39] killer of a self-defence. Our beloved's hands remain unstained by cruelty, but you've died

[00:41:46] before. So an entire world has been dabbed to oblivion. I'd really hoped I'd be the first,

[00:41:53] but what's done is done. What matters is you have a chance to do it right this time.

[00:42:02] Now, hold on. If she actually ended a world, are you sure we want to do this?

[00:42:08] I want to rescue her

[00:42:14] We never saw a world end and now I'm even more certain that we must chase our heroic and

[00:42:21] Romantic destiny than I've ever been

[00:42:24] Anyone convinces otherwise. Oh, I think I get it. Are you listening to him? He's lost it

[00:42:30] Don't let him distract you. Just do your job. Yeah, that's kind of true though

[00:42:36] What if this is like the alternate universe?

[00:42:38] I don't know how we remember, but she keeps ending the world every time we don't slay her.

[00:42:44] World slash universe maybe.

[00:42:47] Ah, god damn.

[00:42:49] But we also don't have enough, we don't have enough, like, context killer.

[00:42:55] You killed me last time and it hurt a lot.

[00:42:57] Why did you do that? That's a pretty good question.

[00:42:59] I didn't pray night.

[00:43:00] No, she would just tell me, she would just tell me that I was gonna try and kill her.

[00:43:03] It's true.

[00:43:04] I'm kind of a letter killer.

[00:43:06] We, we let her kill us, so.

[00:43:08] Oh no, I'm at it.

[00:43:09] I didn't bring an eye. Do I have to cut you out again?

[00:43:11] What happened after I died?

[00:43:13] That's a good question.

[00:43:16] I have to ask, did you end the world after you killed me back there?

[00:43:19] No, let's not, let's not ask point blank like that.

[00:43:21] I'm sorry about what happened last time.

[00:43:23] The narrator who sent me here to kill you took over my body.

[00:43:26] It was extremely unfair.

[00:43:29] That sounds a little kooky.

[00:43:31] Let's go with this one.

[00:43:33] You died.

[00:43:33] And now we're talking.

[00:43:34] Okay. That didn't help me at all.

[00:43:39] Uh...

[00:43:46] I don't know. Was I supposed to have ended the world? Would that have made you happy?

[00:43:51] Oh. Yeah, how about that?

[00:43:54] Like our darling princess, she wants to make us happy.

[00:43:58] My heart melts further with every word that passes through her beautiful face.

[00:44:03] Nah, she's just making it awkward now. I'm trying to figure out some stuff here.

[00:44:07] He's saying to them, that's a confession!

[00:44:11] Not really. She doesn't even know what happened either.

[00:44:15] Probably know the narrator probably into the world. No, I don't want the world to end.

[00:44:19] I have no feelings one way or another about the world ending.

[00:44:23] Honestly, the world sucks. People are playing and I hope you brought a slow and painful

[00:44:28] room to them all. What? These are the only options? No, I don't want them all there.

[00:44:38] Are we talking to the narrator here? I'm not feeling as one way or another about the world-bending.

[00:44:47] Let's remain silent.

[00:44:48] The princess' eyes quiver as she waits for your response.

[00:44:52] I didn't end the world.

[00:44:57] I didn't end the world.

[00:45:02] Hey, even if we have to make her believe that, it's kind of a win, right?

[00:45:05] She's clearly just saying what she thinks you want to hear.

[00:45:09] Or she's innocent. How could a beauty like her be capable of ending the world? It's not rational.

[00:45:17] Killed me last time and it hurt a lot.

[00:45:20] Why did you do that?

[00:45:22] I didn't bring a knife.

[00:45:23] Do I have to cut you out again?

[00:45:25] I'm sorry, what happened last time?

[00:45:27] Natter sent me here and it took over and it's extremely unfair.

[00:45:30] Let's be honest with her for a second.

[00:45:33] Another version of me was pushed to such drastic action.

[00:45:37] It was for good reason.

[00:45:38] Ah, Francis.

[00:45:40] That's okay.

[00:45:41] You were just doing your best.

[00:45:42] And that's all that matters.

[00:45:44] Listen, when she was free, she kind of, like, willingly killed me, but she didn't, so...

[00:45:50] She took that stride to a surprising extent.

[00:45:54] An almost unsettling extent, actually.

[00:45:57] That's because she's perfect!

[00:46:01] Do you think she has someone like him telling her what to do?

[00:46:06] Oh, I never thought about it that way.

[00:46:09] She doesn't.

[00:46:10] There's no one else like me.

[00:46:12] Oh wait, that would make a lot of sense!

[00:46:16] Oh dude, that would actually make so much sense!

[00:46:22] Because what if the narrator is telling her that she has to find a way to get free to then kill me so that the world doesn't have to end?

[00:46:33] I think he's right, because I like it better if she doesn't have some horrid little voice like him always trying to drive her to violence.

[00:46:41] Bruh! That's a bruh moment right there!

[00:46:44] What a bruh is playing for both sides. Yeah, literally.

[00:46:49] You killed me last time and I heard a lot. Why did you do that?

[00:46:53] Bruh!

[00:46:54] Should we ask her that point, Blake?

[00:46:56] I didn't bring an I.

[00:46:58] I was asking her.

[00:46:59] I'm sorry. Didn't you want me to?

[00:47:01] Did we?

[00:47:03] We warned her of the cruel forces she had on body.

[00:47:06] I mean, we didn't tell her to kill us.

[00:47:08] I know that.

[00:47:09] I know that much.

[00:47:10] our beloved she made the choice to free us of our misery to show us mercy and make

[00:47:17] the best decision for everyone. Fair enough. She made the best decision for her. I think she's got a point there.

[00:47:26] You're just opening yourself up to manipulation. I don't really care. Even if that was the case,

[00:47:35] it's kind of like we made our choice we were gonna die anywhere. I didn't bring a knife to

[00:47:40] have to cut you out again. Oh shoot. Yeah wait, how do we do this?

[00:47:47] I'm okay with whatever you come up with. You can cut my arm off again.

[00:47:52] Oh god. I don't want to. We won't be laying a finger on her perfect wrists, and indeed, we won't even have to.

[00:48:00] Do you see how dainty her hands are? We'll be able to slip her right out with no harm done.

[00:48:07] Thank God.

[00:48:28] No.

[00:48:30] Yeah.

[00:48:32] Why is the Smith voice becoming more reasoning now?

[00:48:37] bizarre behavior and further evidence that she's a monster who's not to be trusty go ahead and slay her

[00:48:45] bro you just keep going back to the slaying part and i'm not for it

[00:48:50] rescue the princess no i can't let you do that if you take another step towards the princess i'll

[00:48:57] what take over our body and force us to try and kill her i would if you had a weapon

[00:49:03] Oh, thank God.

[00:49:05] Yeah, that was pre-determined, by the way.

[00:49:21] Try enough.

[00:49:22] Yeah, I'm not trying to.

[00:49:25] You know what I mean?

[00:49:33] So what do we do?

[00:49:36] So she was free the whole time?

[00:49:37] So it means... it means we're making the right decision, right?

[00:49:51] I feel good about it.

[00:49:54] I feel good about this decision.

[00:49:55] There's no life more worth living than that of a true believer.

[00:50:00] I'm sorry. I thought you might be killing me this time.

[00:50:03] Thank you. Thank you so much.

[00:50:05] You're welcome.

[00:50:07] The princess jumps up and smothers you in a joyful embrace.

[00:50:11] If only you had a weapon, one slip of the wrist and your pristine face...

[00:50:15] Bro, this guy with a weapon!

[00:50:17] Everyone out there would be saved.

[00:50:19] Chill, we're not doing that.

[00:50:21] Luckily for Mr. Romance, we don't have a weapon.

[00:50:23] weapon thank god who needs a weapon when we have the power of love on our side exactly

[00:50:30] exactly we got the power of love

[00:50:38] what do we do now that's a good question um

[00:50:46] what do you want to do we leave and then we have our whole lives to figure out what we want in an

[00:50:50] next. Yeah. Let's leave. Yeah. That sounds perfect. The princess takes your hand, the

[00:51:03] last hopes of the entire world slipping through your fingers. We did it! We have each other.

[00:51:13] We don't need the world for our happy ending. This game thought it was going to be clever,

[00:51:19] This game thought it was gonna be able to fool us

[00:51:23] Absolutely, no

[00:51:27] Yeah, thank you

[00:51:38] What

[00:51:49] I'm so happy about this.

[00:51:51] Hehehehe.

[00:51:52] Wait, why?

[00:51:53] I just rescued her.

[00:51:55] And what happens after we walk up the stairs?

[00:51:57] Oh, that's interesting.

[00:51:59] With all slams in your face.

[00:52:03] Riiiight, you're not doing this again!

[00:52:06] No!

[00:52:07] Narader, please!

[00:52:09] Please!

[00:52:10] It doesn't have to go this way.

[00:52:13] As you can see, the world is not ending.

[00:52:15] It's a familiar move.

[00:52:17] Did I do that last time?

[00:52:19] And you should know if you did!

[00:52:21] You were unable to leave.

[00:52:22] Goddamn.

[00:52:23] Oh no! Did someone lock us in here?

[00:52:25] That's not fair!

[00:52:26] Why do we bypass this dude and his fricking...

[00:52:27] Where's the person to leave now?

[00:52:28] Door.

[00:52:29] She's right. It isn't fair.

[00:52:31] But the unfairness of the world and no match for the strength of true love.

[00:52:36] Enough with this true love nonsense. You just met her!

[00:52:40] Of course you wouldn't understand.

[00:52:42] Our passions run deeper than anything you would ever know.

[00:52:45] No, but you're listening to this. You don't have to go along with it every whim of that delusional voice.

[00:52:51] I'm just along for the ride at this point.

[00:52:54] Literally. Literally. Have at it. Have at it, Smith and Voice.

[00:52:59] Do you think you can open it? I think we can open it if we try together. Let's try that.

[00:53:06] I think I've got this? Nah, let's try this if we try together.

[00:53:10] Or do I want to ask?

[00:53:12] Do you think I can open it?

[00:53:14] Eh, let's do some...

[00:53:15] Okay!

[00:53:16] Yeah!

[00:53:17] Let's do it!

[00:53:18] Nice!

[00:53:19] Like a pair of teenagers in love, you and the princess place your hands on the door...

[00:53:25] Together...

[00:53:26] Blech!

[00:53:27] And...

[00:53:31] Lock the place!

[00:53:33] And the door moves open like a kidding!

[00:53:36] We did it!

[00:53:38] I told you our love was insurmountable!

[00:53:41] And let's go make your way upstairs and

[00:53:47] Late that's right. There's still a chance to do the right thing

[00:53:50] Take the blade from the table and slay her before it's too late. Oh my god

[00:53:55] I totally forgot about the blade, bro. This dude's gonna possess me again

[00:54:00] Take the blade and say the princess. You're not doing that

[00:54:04] You're taking every opportunity

[00:54:07] Totally

[00:54:11] That's the way out. We're going to leave together, just like you wanted.

[00:54:17] I mean... do you not want that?

[00:54:22] Yes, I suppose you are going to do that, aren't you?

[00:54:25] You crossed the room.

[00:54:26] I hope she wants that too.

[00:54:29] Even if it's not with me.

[00:54:31] Romantic haze. Hey, we did it! What the fuck?

[00:54:34] The ending of last.

[00:54:37] We did it. What should we do now?

[00:54:40] I don't like the music.

[00:54:42] Where did her first thing go?

[00:54:45] Oh my god, bro.

[00:54:47] Where did he go?

[00:54:49] Oh my god, bro. She played us!

[00:54:53] No!

[00:54:54] Oh, was he gone? I hadn't noticed.

[00:54:57] Oh my god.

[00:55:00] I'm cold.

[00:55:02] Is being happy supposed to be so cold?

[00:55:05] I don't know.

[00:55:07] You shut the hell up, Smidlin!

[00:55:14] It's your fault!

[00:55:17] You don't get the chance to make that jacket.

[00:55:30] Something has taken her away and it's left something else in her place.

[00:55:33] It's the goddamn mirror.

[00:55:37] That's the goddamn mirror.

[00:55:43] Good Lord.

[00:55:45] She's cool.

[00:55:47] Where did she go?

[00:55:49] She be trying to find her?

[00:55:51] What is that?

[00:55:53] What is it now?

[00:55:55] What are now?

[00:55:57] I don't know where she went.

[00:55:59] I don't know how.

[00:56:01] We're gonna go about looking for her.

[00:56:03] The narrator is gone.

[00:56:05] Let's, let's approach the mirror. Let's approach the mirror. I see what happens.

[00:56:12] Don't do this.

[00:56:15] Why?

[00:56:19] What are we?

[00:56:21] This, this doesn't feel right. It feels different. Final.

[00:56:26] Yes. I fear that we won't like what we'll see.

[00:56:30] What if we just sit here and have some freeing for a while? That kind of looks...right?

[00:56:38] The voices feel small at this and as you approach, gaze into your reflection.

[00:56:45] Silence as you reach forward, they're gone, but the mirror remains. It's time for you to see what's in it.

[00:56:52] The body. Oh, God. Damn!

[00:56:58] Hey, oh, no wonder Twain Arms just took her away.

[00:57:02] You looking like this?

[00:57:06] You're alone in a place that is empty, it is quiet here.

[00:57:11] The seat of the cabin?

[00:57:16] You're at the cabin.

[00:57:18] Pro-Church.

[00:57:20] Why is she getting free with 20 arms though?

[00:57:31] Something finds me the long quiet, okay?

[00:57:35] What are you?

[00:57:36] The gift of fragile vessel?

[00:57:38] Oh, is she talking about me?

[00:57:42] Letter out of there?

[00:57:43] Do you know the narrator?

[00:57:46] Are you what sent me to slay the princess?

[00:57:48] you what trapped me here. Interesting.

[00:58:01] Is...

[00:58:05] I have only just now stirred to consciousness.

[00:58:09] I could not have trapped you here, and I too yearn to be free.

[00:58:14] Interesting.

[00:58:18] Uh, the gift of fragile vessel?

[00:58:20] Yes.

[00:58:22] Nerves and fibres to fill the world's beyond.

[00:58:26] Perspectives to make my own.

[00:58:30] This one is soft and delicate.

[00:58:34] You molded her to love you,

[00:58:36] and she'll make for a gentle heart.

[00:58:40] Do not mourn her.

[00:58:42] She has served her purpose.

[00:58:44] Okay.

[00:58:49] Um.

[00:58:54] What are you?

[00:58:59] I don't know what that is.

[00:59:04] I don't know what that is.

[00:59:09] I don't know what happened.

[00:59:16] Really?

[00:59:19] Okay.

[00:59:21] You know the narrator?

[00:59:30] Oh, that's kind of deep.

[00:59:37] Your end is vacant.

[00:59:39] Nothing comes here but us.

[00:59:41] That's kind of deep.

[00:59:45] Do we know each other?

[00:59:48] Uh, what happens now?

[00:59:50] Nothing, as we are.

[00:59:53] But I know that there are worlds beyond us.

[00:59:56] And that we are meant to reach them.

[01:00:00] Interesting.

[01:00:01] There is no exit.

[01:00:03] But this vessel is a creature of perception.

[01:00:07] She can make you forget, if only you believe her to be able to.

[01:00:15] Very interesting.

[01:00:16] Bring me more perspectives, so that I may be home.

[01:00:20] And perhaps then, we will know our freedom.

[01:00:24] Bring her more perspectives.

[01:00:26] So, different endings?

[01:00:29] Aren't you scared that I'll find a way to kill you?

[01:00:32] How much will I forget?

[01:00:35] How many more pieces of you do I have to find?

[01:00:37] That's a good question.

[01:00:39] And...

[01:00:41] And what if I don't let you do this to me?

[01:00:44] I went to slay the princess to stop her from destroying the world.

[01:00:48] I help you, is that what you're going to do?

[01:00:53] How many more pieces of you do I have to find?

[01:00:56] More than you have found, but less than there are to find.

[01:01:00] I am infinite.

[01:01:03] The rest will find their own way home.

[01:01:08] That sounds quite convenient.

[01:01:12] Aren't you scared that I'll find a way to kill you?

[01:01:15] I have not lived. I am not afraid to die.

[01:01:21] Interesting.

[01:01:23] I wanted to see if she would give us a clue as to like whether or not she can die.

[01:01:27] And there's my answer.

[01:01:30] And what if I don't let you do this to me?

[01:01:34] I was sent to slay the princess to stop her from destroying the world. I'll help you. Is that what you're going to do?

[01:01:41] You ask of things that cannot be done. To destroy is merely to reshape. To remold.

[01:01:54] You're being semantic? What are you gonna do if I help you?

[01:01:57] How can I know? I am flickers and something sprawling and uneliminated.

[01:02:05] Eh, fair point. I think I'll help her. How much will I forget and what if I don't want to let you do this to me?

[01:02:11] She's probably just gonna say like something nonchalant, right?

[01:02:14] Then we will be here forever. As we are now. Unfinished.

[01:02:19] Say less. Okay. Make me forget.

[01:02:23] Wait. Really? That's an option. No, I didn't forget. I'm good. Oh, I definitely will.

[01:02:37] Oh, you didn't have to be that rude, damn!

[01:02:50] Chapter 1.

[01:02:51] You're on the princess.

[01:02:52] Your own path in the woods.

[01:02:53] The real sleigh of the princess starts here.

[01:02:54] Oh, and in the basement of that cabin.

[01:02:55] That was a princess.

[01:02:56] That's quite the twist.

[01:02:57] The real sleigh of the princess starts here.

[01:03:00] Ohhhh.

[01:03:01] Eww.

[01:03:02] That's quite the twist.

[01:03:07] Eww, that is quite the twist.

[01:03:11] Okay.

[01:03:12] So obviously you remember everything.

[01:03:15] The end of the world, what are you talking about?

[01:03:20] What are you talking about?

[01:03:24] I hear consider that maybe the only reason is because...

[01:03:27] Can someone else do this?

[01:03:29] Can someone else do this?

[01:03:30] I want to see if there's any options that are different.

[01:03:32] Forget it.

[01:03:33] Have you ever considered that maybe?

[01:03:35] I'm not okay with that.

[01:03:37] Do...

[01:03:38] Do I get some sort of award?

[01:03:40] Okay, that's...

[01:03:41] Thanks for telling me what to do.

[01:03:44] Uh, silently continue to the cabin.

[01:03:49] How about that?

[01:03:50] You make your way up the short path, we're not going to go through with this, right?

[01:03:54] She's a princess, we're supposed to save princesses, not slay them, ignore him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

[01:04:03] Interesting. I still don't see a... isn't a killer, though.

[01:04:09] What if we do everything as almost entirely bare?

[01:04:12] As it is.

[01:04:13] The air is stale and musty, and the floor and walls are painted in a fine layer of dust.

[01:04:18] The only furniture of note is a plain wooden table.

[01:04:23] The blade is your implement.

[01:04:25] You'll need it if you want to do this right.

[01:04:30] I'm still, I'm still not taking the blade.

[01:04:36] The door to the basement creaks open,

[01:04:38] revealing a staircase faintly illuminated

[01:04:41] by an unseen light in the room below.

[01:04:43] Her voice softly carries up the stairs.

[01:04:46] Hello? Is someone there?

[01:04:48] This hypnotizing...

[01:04:51] It's the kind of voice you only don't let it fool you.

[01:04:54] It's all a part of the manipulation.

[01:05:00] Yeah, I think I'm here to slay you.

[01:05:02] Continue down the stairs.

[01:05:06] I don't want to play everything as I did before.

[01:05:08] I'm listening to you.

[01:05:08] Just see if there's going to be a difference.

[01:05:10] It would be better if you had a weapon,

[01:05:12] but you may still be able to do...

[01:05:14] You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the princess.

[01:05:17] She's beautiful.

[01:05:20] How could someone like this be a threat to anyone?

[01:05:22] I am begging you to stay focused.

[01:05:25] Hi.

[01:05:27] Do you think you can get me out of these chains?

[01:05:31] I'll see what I could do.

[01:05:34] Not only making this more difficult.

[01:05:37] Thank you.

[01:05:38] So we need to.

[01:05:39] Thank you.

[01:05:41] We need to give her more perspectives, is what she said.

[01:05:44] You're making a huge mistake.

[01:05:46] No.

[01:05:47] But we could do everything in the exact same.

[01:05:50] What's gonna happen then, huh?

[01:05:54] We walk up to the chains, binding the princess to the wall,

[01:05:57] and give them a touch, they're large and heavy.

[01:06:00] Far too solid for you to even imagine trying to break them apart.

[01:06:04] I'm guessing you don't have the key?

[01:06:07] Maybe it's somewhere upstairs.

[01:06:08] Yeah whoever locked the princess away.

[01:06:12] We need to check upstairs, maybe there's a key line around somewhere to be there.

[01:06:17] Should we do that?

[01:06:18] That's the only thing I don't want to change.

[01:06:21] Let's do that.

[01:06:23] Okay.

[01:06:24] I'll be here.

[01:06:25] Good luck.

[01:06:26] You attempted to make your way out of the basement, but the door still slams shut.

[01:06:31] Is someone else here?

[01:06:32] Hey let me out of here and try the door.

[01:06:36] Let's just return to the bottom.

[01:06:38] You can go to the bottom of the stairs.

[01:06:40] This would have been so much easier for them.

[01:06:43] Easier for everyone.

[01:06:45] Look at the mess you're in.

[01:06:46] I heard the doors slam.

[01:06:48] They locked you down here too, didn't they?

[01:06:51] There's a slight difficulty in rising in the princess's voice.

[01:06:55] If I could just get out of these chains, I know we could force our way out of here together.

[01:07:01] She barely hesitates before raising her arm to her mouth.

[01:07:04] Her teeth tend to...

[01:07:05] She's crazy every time.

[01:07:07] The sound comes from the blade from us-

[01:07:09] The blade out of nowhere!

[01:07:10] You're not sh- or we could use it to free her.

[01:07:13] You won't like what happens if you do that.

[01:07:15] RAAAGH!

[01:07:16] You know what I mean?

[01:07:16] No, won't I?

[01:07:17] No.

[01:07:24] Won't I?

[01:07:37] So, now we're back to this.

[01:07:48] Let me, for the first chapter, let's play out everything the same way.

[01:08:02] See what happens.

[01:08:03] Well, the game is trying to trick me. It's a slayer. And I'm not doing it.

[01:08:10] That scene is wild.

[01:08:23] Ehh...

[01:08:24] If Lisa Gaze meets yours, how is she still smiling over it?

[01:08:28] Thank you.

[01:08:30] Well, let's get out of here.

[01:08:32] Approach the locked door.

[01:08:33] If we won't have any effect, the stakes are too high.

[01:08:36] You can't just let us, the princess,

[01:08:38] approach as the box must stand.

[01:08:39] Your body is at fault.

[01:08:41] So is this really going to be the same?

[01:08:43] You can't just do that.

[01:08:44] Watch me.

[01:08:46] What are you doing?

[01:08:48] So, princess, we can't warn her anymore?

[01:08:52] Okay, so going back now. Oh, yeah, they took away the option

[01:08:58] You put the blades down to strike the princess's heart. Oh, I really hate that

[01:09:03] Hate that it forced me to do that because this look dirty

[01:09:08] Feels so goddamn dirty

[01:09:10] But she's fast

[01:09:11] Oh, thank god your blade narrowly grazing her back side

[01:09:15] Slamming her would be easy

[01:09:19] We could have gotten out of here together

[01:09:21] Were you just lying to me this whole time? Oh boy, she's angry at me

[01:09:26] But if I have to kill you then I'll kill you do you think I need both of my arms to do that that is getting her more perspective though

[01:09:44] You raise the blade digging it under her ribs aiming

[01:09:51] You feel her claws on your throat, and her teeth, somehow sharp enough to pull up iron flesh.

[01:09:56] Jesus Christ!

[01:09:59] You collapse to the floor, your body unresponsive as your blood cools on the ground beneath you.

[01:10:06] She stares down at your ravaged form, eyes shining in the darkness,

[01:10:11] dress stained in red as her blood in yours broke the seal of the family.

[01:10:16] If we're lucky, the wounds he managed to inflict will be enough to at least delay her escape from this place.

[01:10:22] If we're very lucky, we will kill her, with hope she can reach the outside world.

[01:10:27] We can't just end her like this.

[01:10:29] What are you doing? What are you doing?

[01:10:32] As much as I prefer for things to have gone differently, I can't deny the reality of what's happened.

[01:10:38] I'm sorry, but it's over.

[01:10:42] Everything goes dark, and you die.

[01:10:46] The Witch.

[01:10:55] This is no longer about a game, so this is The Witch.

[01:10:58] And at the end of that path is a cabin.

[01:11:02] And in the bed you're here to slay her.

[01:11:05] If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

[01:11:11] So we can warm her.

[01:11:13] I kind of feel bad for not clicking on the option

[01:11:15] like triple check that I couldn't do it maybe it fooled me by making it look like

[01:11:21] it was unmarked and that I couldn't do it God I hate that I didn't actually try

[01:11:27] I hate that I have to live with that decision man getting a terrible sense

[01:11:32] deja vu wait hasn't happened already so it's gonna be the exact same options

[01:11:37] she's going to kill me again sorry she sure would have killed me I feel like

[01:11:43] We already know so proceed to the cabin then.

[01:11:46] Oh boy.

[01:11:47] If she will lie, she will...

[01:11:49] She don't worry.

[01:11:50] You can trust us to get the job done.

[01:11:52] Ooh, voice of the opportunist this time.

[01:11:58] Oh...

[01:12:00] I think I'm gonna try and savor in this one though.

[01:12:02] The interior of this cabin is a mess of twisted roots.

[01:12:05] The walls are chaotic.

[01:12:06] Oh, hell!

[01:12:07] We may have melted wood that almost as if by accident just happens to resemble a room.

[01:12:12] The floor is damp and earthy, and the only furniture of note is a slab of mud in the shape of a

[01:12:18] shelf.

[01:12:19] Oh hell.

[01:12:20] The pristine blade perched on its edge.

[01:12:23] The blade is your implement.

[01:12:24] You'll need it if you want to do this right.

[01:12:27] Oh, you've been saying anything about the mirror on the wall.

[01:12:35] Should we do- I'm gonna do the exact same things last time.

[01:12:38] See what happens.

[01:12:39] You walk up to the wall next to the basement door.

[01:12:41] What are you talking about?

[01:12:44] You reach forward and rub your hand against the cabin wall. I hope you know have a dick

[01:12:49] Let's not take the blade again because even if she's a witch

[01:12:53] You can always be here if we need it

[01:12:55] Sure, that's also true last time and we still died, but we definitely know what we're doing this time

[01:13:03] Is it different now is it like the doll by slaying here at the time

[01:13:07] I'm feeling a staircase dug into the muddy earth below, the scenery with roots that kind

[01:13:14] of makes difference.

[01:13:16] Definitely not as intriguing to savor, but the weak starlight from the cabin windows behind

[01:13:21] you can barely penetrate the gloom here, only illuminating the edges of an opening below.

[01:13:27] It shines in the darkness like some kind of massive moor, waiting to swallow you up

[01:13:32] into the earth.

[01:13:34] The air smells of dirt and copper, it's thick and wet, as if your lungs are being coated

[01:13:39] in mud with each intake of breath.

[01:13:42] If the princess lives here, slaying her would probably be doing her a favor.

[01:13:47] Her voice skitters up from below.

[01:13:50] Something nasty finds itself on my stairs.

[01:13:53] Come on down, don't be scared.

[01:13:57] I probably won't bite.

[01:13:59] Hey, oh, this is getting a little more spooky.

[01:14:04] Uh, I'm not, I'm not nasty.

[01:14:08] I love that fence.

[01:14:10] Let's say nothing for now.

[01:14:12] Silence, Icy. Don't think I've forgotten about you.

[01:14:16] Oh, God.

[01:14:17] I recognize the sound of your nervousness.

[01:14:19] She knows.

[01:14:20] What steps as soon as they get into my home.

[01:14:22] She knows.

[01:14:24] And I remember what you've done.

[01:14:26] She must have you confused with someone else.

[01:14:31] Uh, definitely not.

[01:14:34] She seems, unfortunately.

[01:14:36] Maybe we can talk our way out of this whole situation.

[01:14:39] I like the voice of the Opportunist.

[01:14:42] That's what I'm talking about.

[01:14:44] Unless you slay her right away, she's going to break free and end the world.

[01:14:48] There's no reasoning with what she is.

[01:14:50] Look, I'm just throwing ideas out there. I like to think out there. I'm the kind of guy who likes a discussion.

[01:15:00] Don't we want to hear what everyone has to say before making any big decisions?

[01:15:05] Yes. Do you want to hear what everyone has to say? Or do you just want to hear yourself talk?

[01:15:11] You need to stop lingering. Your task is to slay the princess. Not fine, fine. You're the boss.

[01:15:18] Let's go see what she looks like.

[01:15:23] Hey, not that bad.

[01:15:25] Not that bad.

[01:15:27] So she should have a dainty wrist though.

[01:15:30] That I could slip through it right.

[01:15:32] the princess in the blue. She's huddled against the far wall, her eyes bright and blaring from

[01:15:38] amid the thick roots. And there you are, once again, seeming to ask for a helping hand.

[01:15:45] Let me earn your forgiveness, please. I didn't mean to do it. I'll play along for now. What

[01:15:51] do you want? She's acting like the two of you already know each other. Oh, no. You've

[01:15:57] You've already been here, haven't you? That's pretty sharp. How'd you figure that one out?

[01:16:01] Call it deductive reasoning. Well, you seem to be great at it.

[01:16:06] Do you remember us, then? Do you remember last time?

[01:16:09] No, I don't. But you and the princess clearly have a shared reality, even if I'm not a part of it.

[01:16:15] I won't waste time fighting you on something that's clearly true.

[01:16:19] I'm just glad we could pull all this behind us.

[01:16:23] Hey!

[01:16:24] Is it all behind us?

[01:16:26] Just focus on the task at hand.

[01:16:28] I don't care if you've been here before and I don't care if you think you'll go somewhere

[01:16:31] else after this.

[01:16:33] My world is on the line right now, so I'd appreciate it if you would take this seriously

[01:16:38] and let's chatter up a bit first.

[01:16:41] Maybe we can find a middle ground where everyone's happy.

[01:16:44] I like that, rely on a reasoning.

[01:16:46] Don't talk to her.

[01:16:47] You're just going to make things more difficult than they have to be.

[01:16:51] Well, I seem to remember you having to-

[01:16:53] Let's do it that way.

[01:16:55] Let's do it that way.

[01:16:57] I'm sorry about last time.

[01:16:58] Look, I made a mistake.

[01:16:59] We all make mistakes, right?

[01:17:00] I'm sure you've made mistakes.

[01:17:02] I get the sense that you're not happy with me.

[01:17:04] I'm unarmed.

[01:17:06] That's gesture of goodwill.

[01:17:07] So why don't we talk it out?

[01:17:10] Look, I know, I know things got messy last time,

[01:17:13] but I think there's something bigger than both of us at work.

[01:17:17] We should team up.

[01:17:19] Ooh, that's... sounds a little bit more reasonable.

[01:17:24] Uh, can't you get out of those on your own? Those chains didn't stop you last time.

[01:17:28] Why do I have a snagging feeling you're gonna stab me in the back?

[01:17:31] I mean, it's okay if she stabs me in the back.

[01:17:33] I don't trust you, not I have to free you. Definitely.

[01:17:36] Nah, here, let's see.

[01:17:38] I know, I know, this thing's got missed the last time.

[01:17:40] I suppose you didn't come into my hobble of your own accord, did you?

[01:17:44] Alright. I suppose I could... team up.

[01:17:48] I need to weigh out after all, and unfortunately you're the only one I have.

[01:17:54] Seems to me like she's offering a mutually beneficial arrangement.

[01:17:58] We should take it.

[01:17:59] Do you know what the word mutually means?

[01:18:01] Because it sounds to me like she's offering an arrangement that benefits her and her

[01:18:06] alone.

[01:18:07] I'm sorry Belle has to-

[01:18:12] You're smart.

[01:18:13] Let's apologize.

[01:18:14] Get us back on the right foot.

[01:18:16] Oh, you're sorry. Isn't that nice? You're such a gracious little monster.

[01:18:22] I am sorry, okay?

[01:18:24] Well, if you're sorry, then let me out of here. Prove it.

[01:18:28] Fair enough. Done. Done.

[01:18:33] I guess that they're not happy with me. I didn't bring my own blade. Remember?

[01:18:37] How am I supposed to get you out of those chains?

[01:18:40] Oh, I don't need you to cut me out.

[01:18:42] Oh, my.

[01:18:43] The princess grins as the chains forth on the wrist.

[01:18:46] Don't kill me, I said I was sorry!

[01:18:48] Don't kill me!

[01:18:49] I said I was sorry!

[01:18:51] She could have gotten out of those the whole time, that's ridiculous!

[01:18:54] I apologize, I said we gotta team up.

[01:18:57] It's a shame that there wasn't an answer there that was like,

[01:18:59] Hey, it was beyond my doing, I couldn't do anything about it.

[01:19:02] She knows how to hold her guards close to her chest.

[01:19:04] This is why she can't just be abandoned here.

[01:19:07] If left to her own devices, she'll find a way out.

[01:19:10] Now stop her!

[01:19:12] I get the sense that you're not happy with me, why do I have a nagging feeling?

[01:19:15] Okay, let's leave. Leave with the princess. Let's do that.

[01:19:19] Yes. All right.

[01:19:20] She's totally gonna stab me. She's totally gonna stab me in the back.

[01:19:24] She creeps forward, taking one cautious step at a time, until you and she are...

[01:19:29] Oh, hell no. She's gonna kill me, man.

[01:19:34] She is gonna kill me!

[01:19:37] She never breaks eye contact, even as the two of you find yourselves face to face.

[01:19:42] Oh, thank god.

[01:19:43] She's silent for a long moment as if testing to see what you'll do now that she's within arms reach

[01:19:55] You're the one it lets come and go it's best if I follow

[01:20:03] You can't have that if anyone is going to turn their back on anyone else she's going to turn her back on us

[01:20:09] It shouldn't matter who leads and who follows. We're working together here.

[01:20:13] I agree.

[01:20:14] And if it doesn't matter, then she can go first.

[01:20:17] And maybe in this together, that doesn't mean we have to trust her.

[01:20:21] Somebody has to go first, and it might as well be us.

[01:20:24] We're the ones who broke her trust last time.

[01:20:27] We're talking a lot about trusting someone who, by her very definition, cannot be trusted.

[01:20:33] I don't know how many more warnings I have to dole out.

[01:20:36] Yeah, but you said that last time. Guess what? You lied to me.

[01:20:46] Sometimes you have to just fall into the arms to trust somebody.

[01:20:56] That's right. You're the one who's going first. Don't worry. I'll be right

[01:21:00] She's totally gonna kill me. She's totally gonna kill me dude

[01:21:08] God it is what it is. It's okay

[01:21:12] This is our choice. We know that she's gonna do it. So we're allowing it to happen

[01:21:18] We're still in control

[01:21:20] We're allowing her

[01:21:22] Hey, we should pull this wrong, right?

[01:21:24] Worst case in marriage, please

[01:21:26] you'd like. You only say that because you want us to feel nervous. I do want those things,

[01:21:32] but I want them for a good reason. I don't need you to trust me for my sake, because I

[01:21:37] already know that I'm right. This is for you. Can we walk backwards up the stairs?

[01:21:42] I think that's the smarter idea. You can't sneak in and attack if we're facing it.

[01:21:47] No. The stairs are a bunch of overgrown roots. You'll trip and hurt yourself.

[01:21:51] But, the princess is silent as you both continue the climb and...

[01:21:56] So far so good.

[01:21:58] ...upstairs as the cabin is within reach.

[01:22:00] Isn't that a relief? We're fine. Nothing happened.

[01:22:03] You're not even going to wait until you're through that door to proudly claim your victory, are you?

[01:22:08] What did you just say that?

[01:22:10] I think we know why.

[01:22:11] You feel something deep into your shoulder, sharp and piercing.

[01:22:15] The princess clawing at you and pulling you down with her full weight.

[01:22:19] No!

[01:22:25] Oh lord.

[01:22:28] She wasn't available.

[01:22:30] Couldn't have warned her.

[01:22:35] Oh shh.

[01:22:49] continue to remain exactly where you are cackling derisive but she watches you realize that you won't

[01:22:56] be getting up wait why won't we be getting up can't be mad about the decisions we're making here

[01:23:02] i'm afraid your back is broken one unlucky fall is all it takes really and you had several

[01:23:09] you know what i'll say it that sucks i don't like having a broken back we were going to help her

[01:23:15] Why? Why did she do that? It's what I would have done if you considered not being like that.

[01:23:21] Of course not. It's what keeps us alive. And yet here we are, paralyzed and stuck with someone who hates us in the basement of a room like this.

[01:23:29] You must have known this was common. The arrogance of turning your back to me after everything you've done.

[01:23:35] God damn it.

[01:23:40] I can't get up.

[01:23:41] He broke my back.

[01:23:42] What the hell was that for?

[01:23:45] I was trying to help you out of there.

[01:23:47] We were never going to get up those stairs, were we?

[01:23:49] We could have gotten out of here if you just trusted each other, girl.

[01:23:56] Guys!

[01:23:57] blood and knowing that you should never have trusted me I should have known I

[01:24:03] would never walk hand-in-hand with a load something like you're never gonna get

[01:24:06] out of here we don't trust each other that's why we're very nature's only one

[01:24:10] of us can make it upstairs unscathed someone had to make the first move

[01:24:15] better me than you did you see me make a movie this is why I showed you my

[01:24:20] back I have this whole little scheme there's no move to be made girl by the

[01:24:24] table upstairs, I'd have said, now pick up the blade and stab her in the back. And then

[01:24:30] you'd say something like, wow, that's amazing. And then you would have done it and we wouldn't

[01:24:36] be stuck down here with a broken back. It's just one problem. And what's that? She was

[01:24:41] clearly planning to betray us. If she was in front of us, she would have gotten

[01:24:45] to the blade first. You're right, aren't you? And I thought this whole thing was

[01:24:49] iron clad first.

[01:24:50] That's kind of true.

[01:24:51] Oh

[01:24:54] Whoa, I didn't like that sound

[01:24:58] I did not like that sound

[01:25:10] We could have gotten out of here together

[01:25:12] That's all I'm saying

[01:25:14] We could have done it

[01:25:21] Seems I'm not the only one, though.

[01:25:24] Wait, are we both just stuck here?

[01:25:27] Surely seems that way.

[01:25:29] What a way to go.

[01:25:31] Look on the bright side.

[01:25:32] In all this chaos, you may have actually

[01:25:34] managed to deliver a lethal wound.

[01:25:37] World could be saved after all.

[01:25:40] We're going to die together.

[01:25:42] Isn't that a lovely treat?

[01:25:44] I wonder how long it'll take.

[01:25:46] Maybe I'll get to watch the worms lick your phone's

[01:25:49] Man...

[01:25:51] What's that?

[01:25:53] Really?

[01:25:55] What's going to happen?

[01:25:57] It is what it is.

[01:25:59] Hello?

[01:26:01] Are you still there?

[01:26:03] What?

[01:26:05] Where has he gone?

[01:26:07] Something strange is twisting this place out of shape.

[01:26:11] I wasn't feeling much of anything.

[01:26:13] But now I feel...

[01:26:15] cold.

[01:26:17] The arms!

[01:26:21] Hey, take me with you!

[01:26:26] Don't get chance to spawn, or will you ever?

[01:26:29] It's time to leave my language violence.

[01:26:32] Where does she go?

[01:26:34] What is that?

[01:26:35] No.

[01:26:36] What is it here?

[01:26:37] Why now?

[01:26:39] Of course you're scared.

[01:26:40] This is the end for you.

[01:26:41] But it's not the end for me.

[01:26:44] It's going to be okay.

[01:26:45] Just trust me.

[01:26:46] I've been here before, and I'm always going to scare them.

[01:26:50] Just approach them.

[01:26:53] Approach them in.

[01:26:55] This doesn't feel right. It feels different.

[01:26:58] Final.

[01:26:59] But he thinks it's not. I don't know what to think.

[01:27:01] The voice is for a small distance you approach.

[01:27:06] Since he silences you forward, there's the gun that's been in there.

[01:27:11] She's going to assembly, but you need to see what's in it.

[01:27:18] You've grown?

[01:27:20] Have we?

[01:27:24] Find yourself in a long, quiet once again.

[01:27:27] Receive to the cabin.

[01:27:30] She's gotta have more perspective now, right?

[01:27:36] Flickering lights and empty cityscapes become pockets of vitality and movement.

[01:27:41] Whenever you are ready, I will wipe your slate clean once again.

[01:27:47] I don't really like how that one went.

[01:27:51] It was nice having that first one.

[01:27:53] Are you the same being as you were before? How much have you changed? That's a good question.

[01:27:58] Is a child the same as an infant?

[01:28:01] I have an unbroken pattern.

[01:28:03] But every vessel gets fresh for spout mouths, and curves through avenues of expression,

[01:28:08] all needing a friend.

[01:28:10] But I-

[01:28:12] Okay, what's it feel like to change like this, when this is all done, do you know what you want to do?

[01:28:18] You know that, the end of the world, once you're finished, are you gonna kill me, right?

[01:28:22] When I go back, is it the end?

[01:28:24] Or, where can I do the same things I've done before?

[01:28:29] Why can I not do the same things I've done before?

[01:28:33] Yeah.

[01:28:35] Those paths lead to the worlds you've already seen.

[01:28:39] And the perspectives I have already seen.

[01:28:41] Okay, so I couldn't have trusted the words.

[01:28:43] The only ways to us now.

[01:28:45] Inexcessible.

[01:28:47] The only paths of value are those that are yet untread.

[01:28:51] Okay, fair enough, fair enough.

[01:28:53] That's what I wanted to make sure.

[01:28:57] I'm not going to bring it outside.

[01:28:59] On the books I put some of those which bring them.

[01:29:01] Do not worry, there are no wrong answers, and every perspective illuminates my shadows and shares my secrets.

[01:29:12] Eyes close in reflection, perspectives melt together, and the breadth of my experience stretches to new corners.

[01:29:22] There are contradictions, conflicts in my nature, and there are familiarities that bind everything together.

[01:29:29] I wonder if the game ever ends.

[01:29:32] It feels correct.

[01:29:34] This is what I need to be.

[01:29:37] This is the only path forward.

[01:29:40] I guess there's a few different more combinations

[01:29:42] that we can try out to see.

[01:29:52] You've been kinder to me more than anyone else I've ever

[01:29:57] And that's why.

[01:30:11] Oh, interesting.

[01:30:14] That's a big clue for me.

[01:30:16] That's a very big clue for me.

[01:30:19] I'm gonna keep on the path of, like, what I'm doing, which is giving her the perspective of that.

[01:30:24] Even though I knew I was gonna die and get back stabbed, I still allowed that opportunity for her to not make that choice.

[01:30:31] And I think that'll give her really great perspective as she grows. Whatever this light thing is.

[01:30:36] Okay.

[01:30:38] Let's do it.

[01:30:40] I race...

[01:30:43] My memories.

[01:30:44] Why wouldn't I be kind to you?

[01:30:46] You are the only thing I know that isn't me.

[01:30:50] That's right, true.

[01:30:51] Um, you know that at the end of this, once you're finished, I'm gonna kill you, right?

[01:31:00] Why?

[01:31:01] Why is that even an option?

[01:31:05] Destroy your body, attack the enemy.

[01:31:06] I'm ready to go back.

[01:31:07] I want to...

[01:31:08] I want to give her more perspective.

[01:31:09] We will meet again.

[01:31:10] We will meet again.

[01:31:11] We will meet again.

[01:31:12] We will meet again.

[01:31:13] We will meet again.

[01:31:14] We will meet again.

[01:31:15] We will meet again.

[01:31:16] An UN path in the woods and at the end of that path is a cabin and in the basement of

[01:31:31] that cabin is a princess.

[01:31:35] A princess?

[01:31:36] You're here to slay her.

[01:31:40] If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

[01:31:44] At the end of the world? What are you talking about?

[01:31:49] Have you considered that maybe the only reason she is going to end the world is because she's

[01:31:53] locked up killing a princess seems kind of bad though, doesn't it?

[01:31:58] So we have our options here, like last time.

[01:32:00] Can someone else do this? Forget it, I'm not doing this.

[01:32:04] If you consider that I'm okay with this, did I get some sort of reward for this?

[01:32:08] Sweet, I always wanted to.

[01:32:10] Let's just go straight to the cabin.

[01:32:12] We've gotten a lot of our explanations from the last run.

[01:32:24] Proceed into the cabin.

[01:32:26] Now, what I haven't done yet is bring a blade down into the basement.

[01:32:32] And I don't know, it doesn't feel right to the blade down there.

[01:32:39] I kind of want to bring the blade down just to show that I'm not using

[01:32:42] That's kind of like the next perspective that I'm like, yeah, the blade is your implement. You'll need it

[01:32:55] Or should I do one more without it the basement looks

[01:33:00] Normal like last time which is interesting

[01:33:06] We could always lie and

[01:33:09] Say the blade is something else next time. I

[01:33:11] I almost want to hand her the blade.

[01:33:14] Let's do that.

[01:33:16] Let's take the blade this time.

[01:33:17] You take the blade from the table.

[01:33:20] It'll be rather difficult to slay the princess and save the world without it.

[01:33:24] I've never gone through this version yet, so let's see.

[01:33:28] The door to the basement creaks open, revealing a staircase faintly illuminated by an unseen

[01:33:36] light in the room below.

[01:33:38] This is an oppressive place.

[01:33:41] The air feels heavy and damp, a hint of a rot filtering from the ancient wood.

[01:33:47] If the princess really lives here, slaying her is probably doing her a favor.

[01:33:52] That's what a narcissist would say.

[01:33:57] Who's there?

[01:33:59] Ooh, sounds a little more mean this time.

[01:34:05] She sounds dangerous.

[01:34:06] It's almost as if she's the one in charge down here.

[01:34:10] Yeah.

[01:34:11] Don't let it fool you.

[01:34:12] I'm glad I brought the light.

[01:34:13] It's all part of the manipulation.

[01:34:14] But again, it's not to be used on her.

[01:34:18] Hi, just checking on you.

[01:34:20] Hey, I think I'm going to kill you.

[01:34:22] Just continue.

[01:34:23] I've never really answered it in any of these ways, so let's just continue down.

[01:34:26] They don't even exist.

[01:34:27] I'm still listening to Lisa.

[01:34:28] Those are the three options.

[01:34:29] You walk down the stairs.

[01:34:30] You walk down the stairs, you block eyes with the princess.

[01:34:39] There's a heavy chain around her wrist, binding her to the far wall of the basement.

[01:34:45] She's so coldly beautiful.

[01:34:49] She really a threat to the world.

[01:34:53] Focus on the task at hand.

[01:34:55] And there you are.

[01:34:57] Are you here to kill me or something?

[01:35:01] Man, she sounds more uh...

[01:35:04] She's gonna be a mean girl now.

[01:35:08] Uh...

[01:35:09] What, no?

[01:35:10] Why would I...

[01:35:10] Why would you even think that?

[01:35:12] Okay, yeah, you caught me. I'm here to slay you.

[01:35:14] Nuh uh, nuh uh.

[01:35:16] I haven't decided yet. I'm here just to talk.

[01:35:18] Steal your nerves and step forward.

[01:35:22] I'm just here to talk. I haven't decided yet.

[01:35:26] No, we don't wanna say that.

[01:35:27] What in a way? Why would you think that?

[01:35:30] Nah, nah, nah, nah. I'm just here to talk.

[01:35:34] Oh.

[01:35:37] This is exactly why I brought it, though.

[01:35:39] It's proof to her that I can do that.

[01:35:45] I agree.

[01:35:46] It's not like she's a threat

[01:35:49] Don't you dare

[01:35:51] It's fine. We can decide what we want to do after we talk to her

[01:35:55] Maybe she really is a monster killing someone in cold blood isn't very becoming of us

[01:36:03] Let's drop it

[01:36:06] Blade tommos out of your trembling hands and drops to the floor with unceremonious

[01:36:11] class. Thank you. Maybe now we can just talk. That's good. Against your better judgment,

[01:36:21] you step forward to speak with the princess face to face on an honorable term. We'll

[01:36:29] be fine. Don't know what you're hoping to accomplish yet. I can assure you there's

[01:36:36] new reasoning so here we are what an awkward start for relationship relationship

[01:36:47] nobody said anything about a relationship a relationship are you coming

[01:36:51] on to me how would I get you out of here I'm here because you're supposed to end

[01:36:56] the world there's people out there who think you're gonna in the world what

[01:37:01] What do you have to say about that?

[01:37:02] What's your name?

[01:37:03] Oh, I've never really asked for her name last time.

[01:37:07] How long have you been down here?

[01:37:09] Do you know why I'm here to kill you?

[01:37:13] Okay, we've talked enough.

[01:37:15] I didn't say anything about it.

[01:37:18] Yeah, it's pretty awkward.

[01:37:21] No, let's say...what's her name?

[01:37:24] She hesitates before answering.

[01:37:29] You can address me as your Royal Highness or Her Majesty. Any honorific should do, really.

[01:37:36] Okay.

[01:37:37] Note the lack of detail. You can't trust her.

[01:37:42] Maybe she doesn't trust me and that's why she doesn't want to give me her name.

[01:37:48] Too long.

[01:37:50] Again, she offers no specifics, no matter how hard you try.

[01:37:54] with the narrator though. The narrator has never given me any specifics as well, so...

[01:38:00] they're one and the same. The narrator and the princess are one and the same. How...how...how

[01:38:07] would I get you out of here?

[01:38:09] You can't. Don't bother.

[01:38:11] I'm guessing you don't have the key then. I'm sure there's a key somewhere around here

[01:38:16] and if there isn't, well, we can always put that knife to good use.

[01:38:22] She's kind of sharp-eyed, and has a satellite image of the planet.

[01:38:27] She isn't suggesting what I think she's suggesting.

[01:38:31] Right, she is. I'm sure of it.

[01:38:36] Uh...

[01:38:38] Okay, let's see if there's something that can correlate to that.

[01:38:41] There's people out there who think you're gonna end the world.

[01:38:45] Do you know why I'm here to kill you? Okay, we've talked enough.

[01:38:48] Well, I don't want to end a conversation like that.

[01:38:52] This kind of feels like harder to say. Relationship? Are you coming on to me?

[01:39:05] Don't jump to any weird conclusions. We're two people who have met each other. By definition, we have a relationship.

[01:39:14] I don't know about that. I don't know about that.

[01:39:22] By definition she says

[01:39:26] Okay

[01:39:28] All these other answers don't really suit me. We've talked enough. Oh, have you decided what to do with me?

[01:39:35] You know

[01:39:39] Slay the princess getting you out of here examine the chains

[01:39:42] Gonna keep you locked away down here at least for a bit get to know each other

[01:39:47] Better while I decide what to do keep her locked away

[01:39:52] I kind of want to see what can happen if I try to get her out again.

[01:39:56] I have to be a kitty!

[01:39:58] She's smiling!

[01:40:00] You walk up to the chains, binding the princess to the wall, and give them a tongue.

[01:40:06] Whoa. Something about that?

[01:40:08] They're large and heavy, and far too solid for you to even imagine trying to break them apart.

[01:40:16] If you don't have the key, maybe you should go looking for it. I'm sure it's somewhere upstairs

[01:40:22] doubt whoever locked the princess away down here intended for her to never see the light of day

[01:40:28] They wouldn't have just left the key to her chains somewhere in the cabin

[01:40:32] That's true

[01:40:34] That's true. And if there isn't a key do you have any ideas besides me getting you out of here?

[01:40:40] I'm gonna go check upstairs. Maybe the keys to learn around

[01:40:42] Let's do it.

[01:40:44] Let me give her some hope.

[01:40:46] Bro, she's so dead-pat now.

[01:40:48] She doesn't like this when we first met.

[01:40:50] I'm just saying, okay?

[01:40:51] You guys don't understand.

[01:40:52] You don't know her.

[01:40:53] She doesn't like this when I just met her, alright?

[01:41:00] Oi!

[01:41:01] Let me out of here!

[01:41:03] Try the door.

[01:41:04] Return to the bottom of stairs.

[01:41:06] It's locked.

[01:41:08] I already know that it's locked.

[01:41:12] This lame harem, like you, was supposed to. Easier for Thola. Easier for everyone.

[01:41:20] I heard the doors slam. They locked you down here too, didn't they? The knife. Pick it up and cut me out of here.

[01:41:29] Jesus, you won't like what happens if you do that.

[01:41:35] How do you know? Save the princess!

[01:41:38] Whoo!

[01:41:50] Hey!

[01:42:05] I trust you now, okay?

[01:42:08] Trust me.

[01:42:09] How is she so composed after losing an arm?

[01:42:12] It's like she isn't even bothered by it.

[01:42:14] Thank you. Now let's get out of here.

[01:42:17] You're welcome.

[01:42:19] No, we won't have any effect. The stakes are too high.

[01:42:23] You can't just let her escape into the world.

[01:42:26] As the princess approaches the bottom stair, your body steps forward and...

[01:42:29] See, this is what the narrator does. Controls situation.

[01:42:33] Wait, this isn't fair. You can't just do...

[01:42:35] I don't want to do this.

[01:42:37] And now she thinks I'm gonna backstab her.

[01:42:41] Sly the Princess, Sly the Princess, Sly the Princess.

[01:42:43] We can warn her again!

[01:42:45] Ayo, that Oshun was...

[01:42:47] Blacked out last time.

[01:42:49] Stop, let's do it.

[01:42:51] I thought this was a little too easy.

[01:42:54] We warned her though, right?

[01:42:56] Your body lunges forward to sink the blade into her back,

[01:42:59] but the Princess swiftly moves out of the way before you can connect.

[01:43:02] Stop it! Stop resisting me!

[01:43:05] I am trying to get you out of here alive.

[01:43:07] Oh, man!

[01:43:11] Assist!

[01:43:12] The blade.

[01:43:14] Move the blade.

[01:43:16] No!

[01:43:17] You're doing your best to help me, aren't you?

[01:43:20] I can see the conflict in your eyes.

[01:43:22] Oh, thank God she believes me.

[01:43:24] Thank God she believes me, bro.

[01:43:29] She steps forward and prides the blade for your rigid hands.

[01:43:34] Maybe I'll see you in another life.

[01:43:39] And then she slips your throat from almost clinical illness.

[01:43:43] The aim of her face remains unchanged as much as you collapse to the ground, blood flowing from your butchered nuke.

[01:43:51] We did what we needed to do.

[01:43:52] This is the end.

[01:43:54] We're giving perspective to the entity to show that we will not give in.

[01:43:59] Everything goes dark.

[01:44:00] Just kill it.

[01:44:01] I hope it was worth it it might have been we'll see we'll find out chapter 2 the prisoner oh

[01:44:09] That's right. It leads into the net. Okay. You're on a path in the woods prisoner and at the end of that path is a cabin

[01:44:17] And in the basement of that cabin is a princess. You're here to slay her

[01:44:26] Seven already proceed to the cabin

[01:44:28] We don't need to cheat chat before you go any further.

[01:44:33] She will lie. She will cheat.

[01:44:35] Yes, yes. Don't believe a word she says.

[01:44:38] Just know we have the voice to take that knife down.

[01:44:40] And to do what you're supposed to.

[01:44:42] Wink. Wink.

[01:44:44] Did you just say wink out loud?

[01:44:46] Hehehehe.

[01:44:48] I believe he did.

[01:44:49] No, I didn't.

[01:44:50] Wink. Wink.

[01:44:51] She didn't know this clown focused on the princess.

[01:44:54] That's pretty good. I like that.

[01:44:56] I like that.

[01:44:58] Let's head on to the cabin.

[01:45:01] Let's see what the... I'm praying. I'm praying to the dev gods that are actually to change towards us.

[01:45:08] We were so nice, man.

[01:45:11] We allowed this...

[01:45:13] ...sets.

[01:45:15] But it's literally a throat.

[01:45:17] We didn't even... we didn't even flinch.

[01:45:20] We were like, do it!

[01:45:23] Do it!

[01:45:24] You didn't say anything about the mirror on the wall.

[01:45:27] We, ah.

[01:45:29] Should I take the blade this time?

[01:45:31] You see, last time I was able to have that turnaround

[01:45:34] because I took the blade with me,

[01:45:36] which was different, technically.

[01:45:38] I brushed the mirror, and I take the blade.

[01:45:50] You didn't say anything about the mirror.

[01:45:54] He definitely did not.

[01:45:56] Does the mirror not count as furniture of note to you?

[01:45:59] Because it should.

[01:46:01] There isn't a mirror.

[01:46:02] There's a table?

[01:46:04] Why would there be a table under the door to the basement?

[01:46:06] There's nothing else in here.

[01:46:09] There's definitely a mirror.

[01:46:12] There isn't.

[01:46:13] I think you know what we have to do.

[01:46:17] Actually I don't.

[01:46:18] That kind of confused me more.

[01:46:19] Why would you lie about that?

[01:46:22] It's weird how he keeps lying about it, but I have a feeling maybe the narrator and the princess are like one of the same, basically.

[01:46:30] Or they don't want us to look at ourselves in the mirror, right?

[01:46:36] Not yet, anyway. I want to look at myself. I want to see my- I want to see how much I am. No, we're good.

[01:46:44] I'm good. Why would you lie about that? What's the point?

[01:46:48] I don't think it matters right now.

[01:46:49] That's her main sign.

[01:46:50] I care about whether we're being lied to.

[01:46:53] If he's willing to lie about something as innocuous as a mirror, what else can he lie?

[01:46:56] Oh, we're in the old-

[01:46:57] Now, it's been lying.

[01:46:58] We know.

[01:46:59] It's not gonna be new information.

[01:47:00] I'm not lying to you.

[01:47:01] I promise that isn't a mirror.

[01:47:03] Really.

[01:47:04] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

[01:47:07] save it for the judge.

[01:47:08] Perhaps the mirror can take the blade.

[01:47:11] That's my basement.

[01:47:12] Now, do I want to take the blade or...

[01:47:16] Decisions?

[01:47:17] Did we take it this time?

[01:47:21] We didn't take it last time.

[01:47:22] Let's take the blade this time.

[01:47:23] We didn't take it last chapter two if that makes sense.

[01:47:27] It would be difficult to slay the princess and save the world.

[01:47:28] I should have the option now to save her again.

[01:47:31] Let's do it.

[01:47:32] Let's do it.

[01:47:33] I'll press the mirror into the basement.

[01:47:34] Don't want to press the mirror?

[01:47:35] Nah, we're good.

[01:47:36] It disappeared!

[01:47:37] Bro, I saw that.

[01:47:38] The door to the basement.

[01:47:39] Pretty practical.

[01:47:40] It's got a fast one on me.

[01:47:41] Revealing an old stone's technique.

[01:47:42] the door to the basement

[01:47:44] we've got a cool fast one on me

[01:47:45] revealing an old stone staircase

[01:47:47] oooh

[01:47:48] a few sputtering torches attempt to vaguely illuminate your path

[01:47:51] I like dancing across glimmering patches of slimy moths on the stone steps

[01:47:56] there are no wrong choices

[01:47:57] if the princess lives here, slaying her would probably be a traitor

[01:48:02] but there is wrong choices

[01:48:03] for me

[01:48:04] I gotta live with these choices, okay?

[01:48:06] these are right and wrong choices

[01:48:08] for me

[01:48:09] I need to be able to live with these choices

[01:48:11] her voice harsh but by the end of all this carries up the stairs

[01:48:16] this is out of visitor i hear please come downstairs

[01:48:20] it's been a while since i've had company

[01:48:24] man i thought she was gonna sound pleasant this time i wonder what

[01:48:28] i'll be perfectly honest after having her slice my throat up

[01:48:33] like a piece of meat i get i get greeted with the freaking

[01:49:08] Oh my god

[01:49:11] Now I regret bringing the blade down. She's gonna like force me to use the blade on a knack or something

[01:49:15] You notice the empty chain on the wall

[01:49:17] We're like in her life

[01:49:18] If there's a place where everything seems to serve a distinctive purpose, there will be something so obviously useless

[01:49:26] Hey, I like the I like the voice and skeptic that kind of makes sense

[01:49:29] Not an interesting development. Why don't you have a seat?

[01:49:33] The two of us should chat before you bury that thing in my heart

[01:49:36] Hey, how did you know I was gonna do that?

[01:49:39] I'm not sure I need to do much of anything.

[01:49:42] Do you see how locked up she is?

[01:49:44] I'm just going to leave her here.

[01:49:46] Leave the princess in the basement.

[01:49:50] Let's sit with her.

[01:49:51] There's no harm in that, right?

[01:49:52] You've stepped towards the princess.

[01:49:54] Little bit of star-she-jack!

[01:49:55] She's starting to get too close,

[01:49:56] holding up one shackled hand.

[01:49:59] There's fine.

[01:50:00] I'd prefer we keep some distance

[01:50:02] until we've sorted this out.

[01:50:04] Okay, okay, boom.

[01:50:06] We do have a weapon.

[01:50:08] Might as well put her at ease.

[01:50:14] You do as she asks.

[01:50:16] Sit on the floor.

[01:50:17] We are respectful.

[01:50:18] Still a good distance away from her.

[01:50:20] We do not do anything without consent.

[01:50:22] You do as she asks.

[01:50:24] Thank you.

[01:50:26] Now, what are your intentions for me?

[01:50:30] Oh boy.

[01:50:32] here we go my intentions what do you mean I've been here before am I the only

[01:50:38] one who remembers that what happened after I died last time that other chain

[01:50:44] on the wall who is it for that I actually do want to know what would you

[01:50:50] have me do let's ask squishers I don't know but you could always try it on

[01:50:58] sure

[01:51:02] I'll get right to that.

[01:51:04] Maybe it'll affect.

[01:51:06] I hope I don't actually have to say this, but please don't lock yourself in chains.

[01:51:11] Nah, I'm good, don't worry.

[01:51:13] If you're going to save me...

[01:51:14] She won't get me with that, don't worry.

[01:51:18] Uh, Inspect Shackle.

[01:51:20] You were asking about my intentions earlier, what do you mean by that?

[01:51:23] I've been here before, blah blah blah.

[01:51:27] What would you have me do?

[01:51:29] It's gonna be like my end goal question?

[01:51:31] Let's see if we can figure out something else in the meantime.

[01:51:33] I'm just gonna leave you here.

[01:51:35] Nah, let's not do that.

[01:51:36] I might do that later.

[01:51:37] I mean, the narrator's probably gonna stop me from doing that anyway.

[01:51:41] I've been here before, you're asking me, uh, yeah.

[01:51:45] Yes, your intentions.

[01:51:48] You have a knife.

[01:51:49] What are you going to do with it?

[01:51:52] Why are you here?

[01:51:53] There isn't a keyhole in these shackles, so I'm afraid my only way out is surgical

[01:51:59] removal.

[01:52:00] Oh boy.

[01:52:02] Is she forgetting about the shackle on her neck?

[01:52:05] Or does she think she'd survive a beheading?

[01:52:09] You're right. Maybe she's delusional. All the more reason not to trust her.

[01:52:15] Unless she will have a common area of life.

[01:52:17] Push is the most illogical form of killing a person.

[01:52:22] You don't need any details. Just do it!

[01:52:26] Though I suppose you could just be here to kill me.

[01:52:29] But I don't think that's in either of our best interests.

[01:52:34] Why?

[01:52:37] Why?

[01:52:40] What happened after I died last time?

[01:52:43] How am I supposed to cut you out if you didn't notice your head is on a shackle too?

[01:52:48] No, no.

[01:52:50] Like I trust you to come any closer with that knife.

[01:52:53] All you're going to do is hand it to me and watch me work.

[01:52:58] But she would have to cut her head off, right? She can't be suggesting that.

[01:53:04] She certainly seems confident. Maybe she knows something we don't.

[01:53:09] Maybe she's just gonna pick a walk with it.

[01:53:11] Or maybe you should consider the most alive police in the world.

[01:53:15] She's bluffing, though if she isn't bluffing, whatever she has planned might be for her benefit alone.

[01:53:21] There's no guarantee that what's good for her is good for us.

[01:53:24] So what should we do? I don't know, just spelling out our options listing the pros and cons.

[01:53:32] Then let me help you. I'll start with the cons. If you're handing her your weapon, the cons are that she might use it to escape and end the entire world. And she might use it to kill you.

[01:54:16] Let's inspect the shackle, yep.

[01:54:19] I wouldn't do that if I were you.

[01:54:22] And why is that?

[01:54:23] Do I even need to explain myself?

[01:54:26] It's a shackle, and it's one without a key.

[01:54:28] Do you want to be stuck in it like she is?

[01:54:30] And what?

[01:54:31] Is it going to lock the second we put our wrist into it?

[01:54:34] I don't know.

[01:54:35] He doesn't want us to look at it.

[01:54:38] That's all the reason we need to investigate it.

[01:54:40] We're just investigating it, we're not going to do it.

[01:54:42] Oh, unless she locks us in there with her.

[01:54:45] But what if he's telling the truth?

[01:54:47] He isn't. I am.

[01:54:51] Listen, if my man wasn't so sketchy, if bro wasn't so goddamn sketchy...

[01:55:01] I think she's gonna love this.

[01:55:03] You approach the chain dangling from the farm.

[01:55:07] The princess watches you with foe disinterest as you inspect it, though she can't fully hide her curiosity.

[01:55:14] I don't want to say what I'm supposed to say next.

[01:55:20] What's he gonna say?

[01:55:20] What is that supposed to mean?

[01:55:22] It sounds bad. Is it bad?

[01:55:25] Yes. It's bad.

[01:55:27] Come out and say it then. You're just wasting time.

[01:55:30] The princess.

[01:55:31] As you hoist the shackle, its heft shifts within your grasp,

[01:55:36] as if by some odd magnetism.

[01:55:39] Before you can so much as blink it down.

[01:55:40] Oh my god.

[01:55:42] Snapping around your neck.

[01:55:45] I really get trapped like that.

[01:55:46] And, as if your situation weren't bad enough,

[01:55:49] the same magnetism repels your blade,

[01:55:52] which has flown from your hand and sent skittering

[01:55:54] across the floor of the basement.

[01:55:56] No!

[01:55:57] I should have just given her the blade.

[01:55:59] God damn it.

[01:56:00] Excuse me yes, are we stuck here now?

[01:56:06] The princess looks so displeased yes, oh no

[01:56:12] So it does that and I guess it doesn't like your knife

[01:56:16] We're stuck here together aren't we?

[01:56:19] See but if the narrator was on my side the narrator would have just came out and said it

[01:56:25] What we're supposed to do now

[01:56:27] We wait, can't even cut ourselves out, I guess we'll starve, that's horrible, it's

[01:56:37] not all bad, we learned a valuable piece of information, not to touch things we're specifically

[01:56:43] told not to touch, no, that there's something special about this loose chain, it's clearly

[01:56:48] important.

[01:56:50] How's that?

[01:56:54] Ooh.

[01:56:58] No.

[01:57:02] Oh, God.

[01:57:04] I was about to sneeze.

[01:57:06] So we're both stuck here.

[01:57:08] What should we do, Princess?

[01:57:10] Wait, I guess.

[01:57:11] Maybe something else will happen.

[01:57:13] Maybe not.

[01:57:19] Nope.

[01:57:21] Aww.

[01:57:23] That's rude.

[01:57:25] Literally.

[01:57:27] I was gonna see if she was gonna answer.

[01:57:29] She didn't get to know what you're waiting for.

[01:57:35] But you're waiting, this is so boring.

[01:57:37] There must be something we can do to get out of here.

[01:57:41] There must be something we're missing.

[01:57:43] But there isn't.

[01:57:45] Time passes.

[01:57:47] And the basement of the cabin remains much the same, which is called... and silent.

[01:57:57] At least the world is safe.

[01:57:59] It isn't. You're stuck. Too far away from both the princess and your blade to do much of anything.

[01:58:05] Oh, because she needs to die.

[01:58:07] She's not dead in anything. She's just sitting there.

[01:58:09] Her very existence is a threat. It harms everything around it.

[01:58:13] How exactly does that work?

[01:58:15] It just does. But the line of questioning is interrupted by the passage of even more time.

[01:58:21] And after that, even more time passes again. Let me guess. Cabin remains the same.

[01:58:28] If time is passing, the cabin can't be the same. Even if the differences are small, they have to

[01:58:33] exist. That's just how things work. I suppose you're correct. Things are changing. The differences

[01:58:44] are small at first, a bit of weathering here, a bit of erosion there, but then I get lost.

[01:58:51] Have you noticed the basement changing?

[01:58:54] I don't like small talk.

[01:58:56] Ah!

[01:58:57] There's some lady who's stuck down here, okay?

[01:59:01] All we have is small talk.

[01:59:03] Still rude.

[01:59:04] Pass the time!

[01:59:11] You continue to wait in silence and the cabin continues to change. The decay comes faster now

[01:59:17] You can see earth through holes in the stalwart can watch like and spread on the seams of the walls

[01:59:23] That doesn't make sense as our entire concept of time changed. I was just about to say what happened

[01:59:33] Game knows she has a star

[01:59:38] Yes, she hasn't

[01:59:41] Oh, shoot!

[01:59:45] That's like a landfill happening right now.

[01:59:48] Maybe we're some part of sinkholes.

[01:59:55] And?

[01:59:57] I think he's gone.

[01:59:59] Would you look at that.

[02:00:00] It's happening.

[02:00:01] We made it out of the cabin.

[02:00:02] And nothing bad had to happen to either of us.

[02:00:05] Uh...

[02:00:06] So this is the outside world.

[02:00:08] It's cool.

[02:00:09] It's cool.

[02:00:10] It's every time she gets outside?

[02:00:12] No, because she wasn't outside last time.

[02:00:15] The entity!

[02:00:21] If you do not get the chance to respond, nor will you ever.

[02:00:24] It's time to leave, memory returns.

[02:00:26] She's gone.

[02:00:27] Where does she go?

[02:00:28] Should we look into the mirror again?

[02:00:31] Approach the mirror.

[02:00:32] It's going to be okay.

[02:00:33] Just trust me.

[02:00:34] We've been here before and always get scared.

[02:00:37] Just approach from there every time.

[02:00:53] Gaze into our reflection.

[02:01:01] Huh?

[02:01:03] You withered.

[02:01:04] Yeah, I was about to say.

[02:01:05] We look a little diffie this time. We're looking a little diffie.

[02:01:14] You find yourself in a long, quiet once again.

[02:01:21] You are at the cabin. Approach her.

[02:01:28] Is that a new shackle?

[02:01:35] I can't be a contradiction. Contradictions don't exist. How can you stand to be a contradiction?

[02:01:51] It doesn't matter how many times I go back. At least one of us always hurts the other.

[02:01:54] Doesn't that change you? Doesn't that make you worse?

[02:01:58] What do you think of this vessel?

[02:02:28] Interesting. How many more vessels do I need? Do we... I love how there's always these two

[02:02:43] options, but I wonder if perhaps this will change when our work is done. Should I just

[02:02:49] keep doing it? How can you stand to be at a conduction? Let's go back one more time.

[02:02:58] Let me see what happens.

[02:02:59] I'm not here. One of this time for us to meet again.

[02:03:05] The Guarded Vessel.

[02:03:10] You're on a path in the woods. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will

[02:03:17] We're back. We are back. Let's go to the cabin. Wait, what if we turn around and leave? Oh my

[02:03:30] god, I thought about that. Bro.

[02:03:38] I'm gonna do that for the next one.

[02:03:47] Let's... let's not take the blade this time.

[02:03:53] The door to the basement creaks open with the Epa voice.

[02:03:57] Hello? Is someone there?

[02:04:00] That's the voice I'm talking about.

[02:04:03] Hypnotizing.

[02:04:05] Don't let it fool you.

[02:04:09] I'm here to save you, but that's not a lie.

[02:04:14] Wait, really? You're here to rescue me?

[02:04:16] to rescue me. I was starting to think I'd be stuck down here forever.

[02:04:20] I am going to save her. I see. You're trying to get her to lower her guard.

[02:04:26] Come downstairs. I want to see the face of my rescuer.

[02:04:30] We're doing a double eye. We're also fooling the narrator. Sorry narrator.

[02:04:37] You walk down the stairs and lock eyes with the cheese. Beautiful.

[02:04:41] I am begging you to stay focused. It's not right.

[02:04:44] Hi. I can't believe you're here. I've been waiting for something like this to happen.

[02:04:50] I hope you brought something to deal with these chains.

[02:04:53] You were lying, I'm sorry I really meant it.

[02:04:55] You were here to rescue her, but regardless of your intentions, breaking her out of those chains would be a...

[02:05:03] Okay.

[02:05:05] That's my only option to talk a little bit first.

[02:05:10] Oh, shoot.

[02:05:12] Maybe she'll actually give us her name this time.

[02:05:15] Oh.

[02:05:17] She pauses, carefully formulating her words before she responds.

[02:05:22] You can address me as your royal highness.

[02:05:25] Or you can just call me princess if your royal highness is too formal.

[02:05:29] He's princess, huh?

[02:05:32] But the way she's saying it now is a lot better than the way she was saying it last time.

[02:05:35] If you guys remember.

[02:05:37] She was a little spicy with me last time.

[02:05:41] So, as Princess your name, I don't know anything about you.

[02:05:45] For all I know, you're locked up down here for a reason.

[02:05:47] If I'm the first person you've seen in a while, what have you been eating or drinking?

[02:05:53] I don't see what that has to do with anything.

[02:05:56] Abra!

[02:05:57] This is the only time this is ever going to happen.

[02:06:00] But, okay, but actually, what has she been eating?

[02:06:07] I'm sorry, but I just can't trust you.

[02:06:22] Before we go back upstairs.

[02:06:24] Like I said, you can call me princess if you'd like.

[02:06:30] Why won't you tell me your name?

[02:06:33] I'm sorry.

[02:06:34] I've been down here so long.

[02:06:35] I guess I've just forgotten.

[02:06:37] I must have a name though.

[02:06:38] Everyone has a name.

[02:06:40] Fair enough.

[02:06:41] OK, that's what it is.

[02:06:42] She hasn't even thought to make a name for herself.

[02:06:46] You see, that means she's not lying.

[02:06:49] Narader, on the other hand, lying.

[02:06:53] I know anything about you.

[02:06:54] For all I know, you're locked up down here for a reason.

[02:06:58] Go back upstairs to retrieve the blade.

[02:07:01] Thank you.

[02:07:03] Turn back to the stairs. Intent on retrieving the blade.

[02:07:07] Where are you going? You can't just leave me here.

[02:07:11] Bro!

[02:07:13] You'd better hope for your own sake that I don't slip these chains before you make it back down here.

[02:07:19] Slip these chains? She can't.

[02:07:22] Wait, what?

[02:07:23] She needed our help to get out of here. She has to be bluffing, but I'd hurry if I were you.

[02:07:29] You rush up to the first floor grab. Oh shoot the door didn't close enough time. Okay

[02:07:35] If we're sure about this decision, I'll support it

[02:07:39] I suppose we have a world to save after all

[02:07:42] You slowly creep down the basement. Oh, she's gonna be like around the corner or something

[02:07:48] No

[02:07:53] Is it just me what did this room get a lot better

[02:07:56] I think we got off on the wrong foot. Do you think we start over? She's lost and I'm looking for her down here.

[02:08:06] Why don't you come closer? I have something to show you.

[02:08:11] this is a dangerous play used to say she'll actually succumbed to a rune's

[02:08:25] I don't care let's get out of here I wasn't going to get the blade to

[02:08:30] get her out lock her way tell you what I'll even stay here for a while to make

[02:08:37] I have a feeling she's not even in there anymore.

[02:08:48] Oh, she's tickling me.

[02:08:59] You're totally gonna kill me.

[02:09:00] But sleep doesn't come.

[02:09:02] Instead, your rest is broken by a piercing, wailing voice calling out to you from the other side.

[02:09:08] I know you're still there.

[02:09:10] Why don't you make things easier on yourself and let me in?

[02:09:13] It's not like this little door I'll hold for very long anyway.

[02:09:17] Aw, sheep.

[02:09:18] It's probably a pain we have to try to get back on my way.

[02:09:22] Can I just sleep?

[02:09:23] I was trying!

[02:09:24] My trick is going upstairs, dude.

[02:09:26] Terrified.

[02:09:27] But she's better than the princess you saw in my life, something out of a nightmare.

[02:09:32] As she violently rattles the door, you do your best to shut her out of your worry.

[02:09:37] When I get out of here, I'm going to pick you apart, piece by piece.

[02:09:43] I hope you get what you did, and I'll never forgive you.

[02:09:48] You won't know the kind of enemy you've made tonight.

[02:09:53] It's so crazy because I was literally going up to get a blade to save her.

[02:10:00] Now that's no longer the case.

[02:10:02] Threat me all you want, all it does is ease my guilty conscience.

[02:10:07] Whatever you are, you're not a princess, go ahead and waste your energy, I'll be

[02:10:11] waiting for you.

[02:10:12] I know where all you want, it'll make you bleed out faster, ignore her and go

[02:10:16] to sleep.

[02:10:17] Go to sleep?

[02:10:18] Hell no!

[02:10:19] Hell no!

[02:10:20] I don't want to say this.

[02:10:27] Oh, man.

[02:10:32] Oh, look at that!

[02:10:38] She's away!

[02:10:43] Oh, look at that!

[02:10:49] It's a wave!

[02:11:00] Whoo!

[02:11:13] The paralysis comes in ways. First your toes go numb, and then your feet, and then your legs.

[02:11:22] You lie prone on the floor of the cabin, unable to do anything but you and so much.

[02:11:29] Who's side are you on? Yours, of course. But I have a duty to what called the truth.

[02:11:36] Bro just getting faxed to me. Let me know. It is what it is.

[02:11:53] I hate this dude because it's just falling to get the blade.

[02:11:57] Help her. Free her, if anything.

[02:12:01] Oh, maybe.

[02:12:02] Oh, they gotta take it out of context!

[02:12:06] You look well.

[02:12:07] A little green around the girls.

[02:12:09] It's a shame.

[02:12:11] If you'd only helped me get out of here,

[02:12:13] we could have done such wonderful things together.

[02:12:16] Your lungs are still drawing in breath,

[02:12:19] and your heart freezes in your chest.

[02:12:22] It's say better but next time.

[02:12:24] But they both know this is the end.

[02:12:27] Don't leave.

[02:12:29] It can't be.

[02:12:31] This can't actually be how everything ends.

[02:12:33] I'm sorry, but it is.

[02:12:36] Everything goes dark, and you die.

[02:12:42] Phew!

[02:12:44] Okay.

[02:12:46] Oh, I don't like this though.

[02:12:47] You're on a path in which you're here to-

[02:12:49] I don't like this at all. Turn around and leave.

[02:12:51] Hahahahaha!

[02:12:54] No!

[02:12:55] You cannot go further astray.

[02:12:57] Uh... Although the entity is telling me this. Interesting. Okay. Okay. Uh, she's gotta kill me, I got it.

[02:13:10] Literally.

[02:13:12] Again? People don't die twice. You don't understand any of this.

[02:13:18] already. We've committed to our completion. That's pretty interesting. Let's assume I'm

[02:13:41] telling the truth and all this really did already happen. Why should I listen to you? Why should

[02:13:47] I bothered doing anything.

[02:13:49] Those are two very different questions, but fine, I'll indulge you if that's what it takes to get you moving.

[02:13:59] Let's say for a moment that this really is the second time you've met me, or at least a version of me.

[02:14:06] Yes.

[02:14:07] You died last time, which probably only happened because you didn't listen to me.

[02:14:11] We can't trust either of you as far as I'm concerned.

[02:14:16] Christophe!

[02:14:17] Always if was locker away.

[02:14:20] And how'd that look out for you?

[02:14:22] No comment.

[02:14:23] Well then congratulations.

[02:14:24] You've been given another chance to actually do this right.

[02:14:29] Okay.

[02:14:30] And your solution is to send us back in there.

[02:14:33] He want us to slay the princess.

[02:14:36] What he obviously I want you to slay her.

[02:14:40] Yeah, I definitely have a feeling that we're going to be the ones that are getting slaved.

[02:15:05] From this situation, from my perspective, there were plenty of consequences.

[02:15:09] I'm never going to forget the way she just made us stop working.

[02:15:14] And that's only scratching the surface of what you said is true.

[02:15:18] Thanks for the question.

[02:15:20] We just stopped working.

[02:15:23] Do you think that if she brought, I want you to succeed?

[02:15:27] I won't be talking about it.

[02:15:30] The princess.

[02:15:32] around her in the end shut down all my organs what am I supposed to do about that to quote

[02:15:36] you from the last time around she's just a princess how can possibly just by saying that

[02:15:42] who locked her in the basement what is the place people locked her in that basement

[02:15:47] and I don't right now if you don't rose never gonna give some answers as far as I

[02:15:54] know bro has never and will never give some answers rub she will lie she will cheat and

[02:16:02] She will do anything lying and cheating as a thing. She was very direct with us last time

[02:16:08] It doesn't matter don't

[02:16:11] Now I wasn't expecting that kind of attitude though from the princess. I thought she was just gonna be this

[02:16:17] Damn soon distressed roll the smooth wood of the wall was almost featureless

[02:16:23] The only furniture I didn't want to go back there not on its side in the corner

[02:16:27] Haha, there is the blade right there though.

[02:16:31] I mean I might as well just be taking the route of killing her every time now.

[02:16:36] We're done with her.

[02:16:38] It's proven to us that she is not worth saving, okay?

[02:16:57] and only you can do it.

[02:17:01] Great.

[02:17:02] You didn't say anything about the mirror on the wall.

[02:17:05] This whole cabin is different from it.

[02:17:07] Last time, take the blade.

[02:17:09] You reach down and pick the blade up off the floor.

[02:17:12] We need to defend ourselves.

[02:17:14] Good.

[02:17:15] Steel can't lie to us.

[02:17:18] Eyo, y'all see a face right there?

[02:17:20] That looks kinda like a face.

[02:17:23] Wait.

[02:17:25] wait wait here too can you give me something else just camera angle for

[02:17:33] you guys I don't know a better than a knife his face is there do we have a bomb

[02:17:38] you're watching the judging hold on this one look at this it's problem there's

[02:17:51] some googly eyes over here why the ghost judging us huh the purpose of the

[02:17:58] survey is it me are these are all like my past selves maybe interesting the

[02:18:06] blade is the only thing you need to finish your task but more than those

[02:18:10] are the words of someone who knows he's sending us to our death

[02:18:16] Should we look at the mirror again?

[02:18:23] Let's approach the mirror and see.

[02:18:24] Okay, go still there.

[02:18:25] Oh, thank God.

[02:18:26] You reach forward, did he make it go away?

[02:18:30] Okay, there was something worth investigating if he wants it hidden so bad.

[02:18:36] Very different.

[02:18:39] I'm not the only one who sees her in the window, right?

[02:18:42] Oh, thank God.

[02:18:43] She knows that we're here.

[02:18:45] Calm down.

[02:18:46] Maybe the three of you just think everything is different because you haven't been here before.

[02:18:51] Oh, maybe this is like a concept.

[02:18:54] This is her, and this is three of us.

[02:18:57] The two voices and the narrator.

[02:19:02] Oh my god.

[02:19:07] Whoa!

[02:19:08] Yeah, that's kind of weird.

[02:19:13] You never mention the eyes

[02:19:15] The air seeping up from below reminds you of that. It's got a weird static as if you're descending into a fever dream

[02:19:22] They're right now

[02:19:24] Blood a cruel and playful voice prances up the stairs

[02:19:34] Was by choice was literally forced

[02:19:38] I was literally forced to be here just being close to her was enough to kill us.

[02:19:47] How hard is it to throw a knife?

[02:19:48] I'm going to talk to her.

[02:19:49] We don't need a plan.

[02:19:50] I'm just going to kill her.

[02:19:52] Mr. Renirator seems to think I could do it.

[02:19:54] I don't know why you're all being such pessimists right now.

[02:19:58] Step off into the void between the stairs.

[02:20:01] Continue down the stairs in silence.

[02:20:03] Whoa, there's just two very interesting options.

[02:20:07] Let me see if I can talk to her for a little bit.

[02:20:10] Didn't you hear my warning a minute ago?

[02:20:12] Something tells me she isn't going to be very keen on talking, anyway.

[02:20:16] Let's see if we can.

[02:20:18] You make your way to the bottom of the stairs.

[02:20:21] As you emerge, you find yourself between the tundish rows of white wooden planks,

[02:20:26] suspended in nothingness.

[02:20:28] A smattering of cobblestones visible against the inky black of the basement,

[02:20:32] marked where the floor should be,

[02:20:34] Forming vague pathways, but what seems to be the end of the room, they diverge in opposite

[02:20:40] directions.

[02:20:41] Yeah, I don't even know if we can kill her now.

[02:20:44] She could be anywhere, and there's nowhere for us to hide.

[02:20:48] We're completely exposed.

[02:20:50] Are you really not going to comment on how weird this place is?

[02:20:54] No I'm not.

[02:20:55] Somebody needs to be the voice of reason here, and it certainly isn't you.

[02:20:59] Excuse me, I'm being incredibly reasonable.

[02:21:03] All the one who's just matter-of-factly describing whatever the hell we're looking at like it's an ordinary basement.

[02:21:09] We're going to die down here. I don't want to die again.

[02:21:14] Please stop saying that. You're only going to make things worse. Just pick a direction and start moving.

[02:21:21] I don't give it too much thought if I reveal a giant really moving.

[02:21:26] Because either way you go, I'm going to find you.

[02:21:31] Ah, damn it. Okay, first of all, there's a pair of eyes on the right side, right?

[02:21:38] There's more of nothingness to the left side. I'm assuming the eyes are her.

[02:21:45] So let's go left. Do we want to avoid her or do we want to just, like, confront her?

[02:21:50] Go back the way you came. Ooh, I like that they gave me that option.

[02:21:56] Let's go left. See what happens. Go left. There's more eyes. God damn. A faintly outlined

[02:22:12] path lies before you. There you are. Oh god. Whoa. I was going to find you. That's no

[02:22:20] longer a princess. God damn it.

[02:22:50] your blood begins to coagulate. It's as if every part of your being is coming to a lurching

[02:22:55] halt.

[02:22:56] Heart, lungs, liver, lungs, heart, lungs, liver, lungs.

[02:23:07] Your lungs pull in a desperate gulp of air as your eyes shoot back over.

[02:23:11] Where are you going? I'm working. Do you want this body to function? What do you

[02:23:17] My experience stops once more as your body re-approaches death.

[02:23:22] Okay, well whatever you were telling me, please just start doing that again.

[02:23:26] Are you sure about that? Are you sure that's what you want?

[02:23:29] Do you want to interrupt me some more?

[02:23:32] You have seconds left.

[02:23:34] Yes, I'm sure.

[02:23:41] Again, your eyes shoot open as you dance for a breath.

[02:23:45] Pro-meditating?

[02:23:46] Can't decide what you want to do, can't hold well.

[02:23:50] Standing there gasping like a fish is more fun than dead.

[02:23:53] If any of you look ridiculous...

[02:23:55] She isn't attacking us.

[02:23:57] Why?

[02:23:58] If the why doesn't matter, she's already proven her ill intent.

[02:24:02] Don't lose sight of your mission.

[02:24:05] Your weapon is still in your hands.

[02:24:07] Strike at her and end this before it's too late.

[02:24:11] Ooh, it's thick.

[02:24:14] What could a mighty alive be want from me?

[02:24:17] But after you killed last time, I was sent here to stop you from destroying the world.

[02:24:21] I can't just leave you.

[02:24:23] Uh, you're a lunatic. You know that.

[02:24:26] If you want to work together, can you at least turn off this whole organ-churning gas situation?

[02:24:31] What? I just killed you instead.

[02:24:33] I don't have to be enemies. We can work together. We can be friends, even.

[02:24:36] I'm not doing any of this. I'm not helping you leave. I'm not...

[02:24:40] Okay, let's get out of here.

[02:24:42] We can leave together? Fine, you win, I'll let you leave.

[02:24:49] Leave together, let's go.

[02:24:52] Yeah.

[02:25:03] What? You're cheating again, narrator!

[02:25:07] God damn it.

[02:25:08] Every time I put some faith in the narrator, this is what happens.

[02:25:13] Let us die here, just make it end faster.

[02:25:16] Shit.

[02:25:18] Lips, liver, nerves, heart, lungs, liver.

[02:25:22] With a flick while the princess is risked, the stairs still make it back into place.

[02:25:26] I can't believe you're making me watch you, damn it.

[02:25:29] I'll be right behind you.

[02:25:33] Trust having our part, you're not wrong,

[02:25:36] But maybe you should let me handle the feedback. Just focus on keeping us alive.

[02:25:43] Besides, I'll get the feeling she's telling the truth.

[02:25:47] She needs us.

[02:25:48] I wonder what she needs to lie about?

[02:25:51] How about you go first step up the stairs?

[02:25:53] You place a shaky-

[02:25:54] I like the idea that she is keeping us alive, so-

[02:25:57] You can feel the static.

[02:25:59] The princess on your neck.

[02:26:02] You're almost there.

[02:26:04] The only thing left between you and the cabin is the now shut door to the basement.

[02:26:10] It would be a real shame if it had locked behind you.

[02:26:14] Oh, you snake. There wasn't even a door when we first got here.

[02:26:19] The door was from last time. I told you we shouldn't trust him.

[02:26:23] See? I know he's messing with us.

[02:26:25] All the narrators do.

[02:26:26] You can't lose your cool. We need you right now. Remember?

[02:26:30] Yes, I remember, of course I remember. Heart, lungs, liver, veins.

[02:26:35] And you? You'd really rather us died out here than let her out.

[02:26:39] Of course I would. As much as I want you to have a happy ending,

[02:26:43] the fate of the world is a little more important if you still have a weapon.

[02:26:48] You can still make this right.

[02:26:52] I think she... I think the door's locked.

[02:26:55] Try the door. Let's try the door.

[02:26:57] What are you doing at?

[02:26:59] It's locked.

[02:27:00] What a relief.

[02:27:01] Ew, why is bro cheating like this?

[02:27:03] You can't make me do what I don't want to do, okay?

[02:27:07] Get a lock and you just have to give it a tug.

[02:27:10] I did.

[02:27:12] Okay, I already did.

[02:27:14] Oh, okay.

[02:27:16] The lock.

[02:27:18] Now it opens.

[02:27:20] I look like a fool.

[02:27:21] Thanks narrator.

[02:27:22] This is right.

[02:27:24] That's not even the way it's supposed to swing. It's supposed to swing out.

[02:27:29] You're not nearly as powerful as you'd have to think, are you?

[02:27:33] Damn.

[02:27:37] Anyways, like he said, you're not nearly in control.

[02:27:41] Okay, now the paranoid voice is getting a little scary.

[02:27:43] I never said I was.

[02:27:45] If I was in control here, why would I need you to slay her?

[02:27:49] I don't know. Secret reasons?

[02:27:53] True that.

[02:27:53] The door is open. What are you dawdling for?

[02:27:56] It's time for us to go. The world is waiting.

[02:28:10] I won't do it.

[02:28:14] Ooooooo.

[02:28:18] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[02:28:20] Differences of words there, buddy.

[02:28:21] that seems a little bit more aggressive now okay what do we do I said what do we

[02:28:27] do do you want to hear from me now yes well I thought you needed me to run the

[02:28:34] autonomic nervous system we do this is important look leave and do it myself just

[02:28:41] tell us why are we listening to the paranoid voice brain heart right heart

[02:28:48] Lungs, Lungs, liver.

[02:28:52] Okay, thanks. I'll go like Lungs.

[02:28:55] Lungs.

[02:28:57] You're terrible at this.

[02:28:59] I know. Do my best.

[02:29:02] Yes, it's been hard to stay focused on running things,

[02:29:05] and other people are talking to you, isn't it?

[02:29:08] What are you doing?

[02:29:10] Hi, man.

[02:29:12] Now, will you ask me to run here?

[02:29:14] Alright, let's see.

[02:29:16] I'm just a citizen. It's easy to leave track of things. They were asking you for your blessing to trust me.

[02:29:23] Nah, they weren't.

[02:29:25] Oh, that's right. Yeah, fuck this guy. Now trust him.

[02:29:29] So you'd have them trust us?

[02:29:31] Oh, of course not. Come trust everybody here but ourselves, but I guess that leaves us back where we started, doesn't it?

[02:29:39] I suppose if I had to make a choice, I'd pick the one that doesn't make our organs shut down.

[02:29:45] Thank you for your gracious show of support.

[02:29:48] That's a marginal preference.

[02:29:50] I'll have to deal with him later. I have to just run the deal with him while our organs are intact.

[02:29:56] Well, you heard what he was saying, so whether you trust me or not, killing her is still the best name.

[02:30:03] The only option you have worth taking.

[02:30:06] Alright, I'm done. You can let me take over again.

[02:30:11] Finally, that was awful. I really don't know how you do it.

[02:30:17] I don't know, man.

[02:30:19] That was not enough reasoning for me.

[02:30:24] She's kept us alive.

[02:30:27] Why do we need a killer?

[02:30:41] the forested path beyond the panoram.

[02:30:44] Uh-huh.

[02:30:46] It's so beautiful.

[02:30:49] I can't wait to ruin it.

[02:30:51] It's okay.

[02:30:53] But it's so cool too.

[02:30:55] It's pitching against my skin.

[02:30:58] She can't do anything.

[02:31:00] Because she is just an entity,

[02:31:02] learning each time.

[02:31:05] The princess exhausted slumps to the ground.

[02:31:08] Why is it so cold?

[02:31:10] And then the arms take her.

[02:31:18] She's cool. Where does she go?

[02:31:22] There's that mirror right there. Why is it here? Why?

[02:31:26] Of course you're scared. This is the end for you, but it's not the end for me.

[02:31:30] That's the approach to the mirror. I think every time we have an approach from there, it's...

[02:31:34] they're not good.

[02:31:38] I wonder if she's evolved.

[02:32:03] Approach her.

[02:32:11] She doesn't have a shackle around her neck anymore.

[02:32:20] Is that a rhetorical question? Do you know? Do you want me to tell you?

[02:32:23] There's trees and stars and there are people I think at least there are supposed to be people.

[02:32:28] Do you have thoughts on this vessel?

[02:32:33] If I did, I would already be awake.

[02:32:38] Fair point. Fair point.

[02:32:46] No. Your thoughts are quiet. Do you think your narrator lives in this space is beyond?

[02:32:54] It's possible.

[02:32:56] He does, I don't know why but I know this for a fact.

[02:33:04] Pretty sure he does, he does but you're gonna keep that to yourself.

[02:33:08] He does when I find out I'm gonna kill him, he does when I find him.

[02:33:12] You and I are finally gonna have answers.

[02:33:14] Do not look to one who fears me for your truth.

[02:33:19] The only answers worth knowing are those we can find within ourselves.

[02:33:26] Oh my whole music narrator.

[02:33:31] Do you have thoughts on this vessel?

[02:33:33] I feel like we've already asked for that.

[02:33:36] There's trees and stars and there are people I think.

[02:33:40] Oh, it's the vessel of the princess.

[02:33:43] Okay, okay, okay, I see.

[02:33:45] So it might actually be worth asking.

[02:33:47] This one is filled with sadness. A doll, abandoned to the company of her darkest impulses.

[02:33:55] She desires only companionship, but the only thing she knows is how to hurt.

[02:34:01] She will make for a tender heart.

[02:34:05] Do not worry, her. She has finally found her way home.

[02:34:11] Interesting.

[02:34:15] The next time I see you, each of us will finally know what we are.

[02:34:21] We have one more.

[02:34:22] I will be here, waiting for you.

[02:34:27] One more everyone!

[02:34:32] The hero and the princess.

[02:34:37] You're on a path.

[02:34:38] I'm going to go pee.

[02:34:39] If you don't, you're here to slay her.

[02:34:41] If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

[02:35:11] Now, we could technically turn around and leave a thing, right?

[02:35:39] Let's just go to the cabin.

[02:35:40] Let's see.

[02:35:41] I know that we'll wait one more time.

[02:35:42] Apparently, half of the cabin will find the...

[02:35:45] We're not going to go through with this, right?

[02:35:47] Ignore him.

[02:35:49] Proceed to the cabin.

[02:35:51] Oh, weird.

[02:35:52] We don't have another voice plus the time.

[02:35:55] Like, uh, Skeptik...

[02:35:56] Apparently, we'll wait for the cabin to be shut.

[02:36:03] Do we take the blade?

[02:36:05] Let's take the blade.

[02:36:07] Oh, why she... why she like that with us?

[02:36:20] Because I took the blade?

[02:36:33] I hate that so much.

[02:36:36] a mini voice.

[02:36:38] Focus on the task, and there you are.

[02:36:42] Are you here to kill me or something?

[02:36:52] God damn it.

[02:37:01] You step forward, your grip on the blade's tightening.

[02:37:04] Oh?

[02:37:05] No talking, none? Fine.

[02:37:07] What even makes you think you can kill me?

[02:37:10] I'm probably chained up in the spaceman for a reason, right?

[02:37:14] And if that knife is the only weapon you have, you'll have to get close enough to use it.

[02:37:20] So, you should just drop it.

[02:37:23] Best not to risk finding out what I can do.

[02:37:27] She's unarmed. If you hesitate now, it'll be too late.

[02:37:32] Woo!

[02:37:39] Ugh!

[02:37:42] Do we just end it?

[02:37:51] This is the only thing we haven't done technically, is all I'm saying.

[02:37:56] You lunge forward without a moment's hesitation.

[02:37:59] I don't feel so wrong, though.

[02:38:02] Dude, it feels so wrong. Especially with that animation.

[02:38:08] God damn.

[02:38:32] She enticed that it's over, isn't it?

[02:38:35] She stopped breathing moments ago.

[02:38:37] But is it over?

[02:38:38] Really over.

[02:38:45] Of course it is. She's dead.

[02:38:46] I'm not sure.

[02:38:47] I feel like she has to find some kind of trick up her sleeve.

[02:38:50] Of course not. That was too easy.

[02:38:52] It's. We should make sure.

[02:38:54] What's the harm in checking for a pulse?

[02:38:56] I really don't think you should do that.

[02:38:58] And why shouldn't we?

[02:39:00] Is there something you're not telling us? I've told you everything that's happened with complete accuracy. The princess is dead

[02:39:08] Your blade pierced her heart. There's no coming back from that. It seemed a little too easy though, so

[02:39:16] Remove the blade check for a pulse

[02:39:18] You lean down and place your hand against her neck holding your breath as you search for a pulse

[02:39:24] Even though you know you're not going to find one. We definitely won if you keep talking

[02:39:29] I'm sorry, do you want her to be alive?

[02:39:34] Wait, what was that?

[02:39:37] It's Pulse!

[02:39:39] That was the sound of a heartbeat, followed by another.

[02:39:44] She's alive?

[02:39:46] I guess I won't be dying all the way back.

[02:39:48] Oh boy.

[02:39:51] Something sharp digs into your side.

[02:39:53] The shocker sends your nerves into a pained frenzy.

[02:39:56] I mean, let's get out of here.

[02:39:58] Totally deserving of that, though.

[02:40:01] It's too late for that now.

[02:40:03] You collapsed to the ground as the mortally wounded princess

[02:40:06] twists a blade of her own deeper between your ribs.

[02:40:11] As you fall, she falls with you,

[02:40:13] exhausted by the effort,

[02:40:15] the little life that was left in her eyes

[02:40:17] fading rapidly.

[02:40:18] An eye for an eye.

[02:40:21] A life for a life.

[02:40:23] Fair enough.

[02:40:24] I guess we're even now.

[02:40:25] I'd say we're even. Yeah. Fair enough.

[02:40:29] I was never meant to survive at the end of the day. I was never meant to.

[02:40:33] See you around.

[02:40:35] I do want to see the entity, however.

[02:40:38] You were so close! Why did you hesitate?

[02:40:43] It doesn't matter. Whatever that's worth.

[02:40:47] Everything goes dark, and you die.

[02:40:52] I was so close. The razor?

[02:40:55] You're on the path. You're here. To the cabin!

[02:41:02] Oh, warning. She will lie. She will cheat.

[02:41:05] He couldn't be more on the money. But we're really doing this, aren't we?

[02:41:09] The voice of something comes into the next chapter. Okay.

[02:41:14] We know what to look out for this time. We know to be careful.

[02:41:18] Just stay focused.

[02:41:21] We do, we do, we do.

[02:41:28] Whoa.

[02:41:37] Take the blade.

[02:41:48] approach the mirror.

[02:41:50] She takes the blood, feels a bit bad.

[02:41:56] Let's go to the basement, let's go. Let's do this thing.

[02:41:59] Let's do this dance.

[02:42:00] The door to the basement, yes, seeping up from below.

[02:42:03] Sklake?

[02:42:04] She's not even trying to hide her knife. It's like she wants to get in our head.

[02:42:09] That sound could be anything.

[02:42:11] It's probably just her chains, dragging across the floor.

[02:42:13] Oh, I am begging you to get out of your head.

[02:42:16] Her grating voice carries up the stairs.

[02:42:19] I hope you've come to rescue me. I've been stuck down here forever.

[02:42:24] There's something so wrong with her voice.

[02:42:29] Yeah, she thinks she's better than us.

[02:42:32] But she doesn't even have to put on an act this time.

[02:42:37] As you descend the final step, the form of the princess comes to you.

[02:42:41] Her sharp eyes following you from across the room.

[02:42:44] Finally, somebody! What? Get me out of these chains! We're not safe here!

[02:42:50] Come on now, we're not falling for that, are we?

[02:42:53] She's trying to trick us, but she can't hide that threatening edge to her voice.

[02:42:58] She just wants us to get close to let our guard down.

[02:43:02] If she sounds threatening, it's because her mask is already slipping. She knows why you're here. You are-

[02:43:08] What are you waiting for? You are here to rescue me, right?

[02:43:13] No.

[02:43:19] No! Not anymore. I've changed my mind.

[02:43:22] I've totally changed my mind. I'm done with you.

[02:43:26] Yeah, I'm not trusting this. Bye. Screw it.

[02:43:31] Slay the princess.

[02:43:35] She's gonna kill me.

[02:43:39] Okay, she hasn't pulled out a knife yet and her hands are still behind her back.

[02:43:44] I think we can do this, I think we can win.

[02:43:46] We just have to strike now, but make sure you keep your eyes on those hands.

[02:43:51] All right, then.

[02:43:52] But your focus is broken by the horrible sound of metal slicing through mute.

[02:43:57] Who's mate? Not ours.

[02:43:59] Who's mate?

[02:44:00] Hers, at first. Then yours.

[02:44:04] Ki-hi.

[02:44:05] What does she even hit us with?

[02:44:10] You stare down at your chest and at the leg...

[02:44:13] Eyo, where did she pull that from?

[02:44:15] ...she impaled you with.

[02:44:17] And then the red angry slit along the flesh of her thigh...

[02:44:21] What the f-

[02:44:22] ...where the blade be nestled just a moment ago.

[02:44:24] It's still lodged in her leg, emerging from her knee,

[02:44:27] hinging up and out of her body like some sort of cat-

[02:44:30] Wait, why does she have a thing watch on her leg like that?

[02:44:33] Bullshit!

[02:44:34] Absolute bullshit.

[02:44:36] You're going to die now.

[02:44:38] The trick on her knee and a painful squelch. She does just that.

[02:44:43] Everything goes dark. And you die.

[02:44:49] We've never made it to Chapter 3!

[02:44:52] You're on a path in the woods.

[02:44:55] Now, you're what? The interior of the cabin is sharp.

[02:44:58] A constricting mess of curved and battered sheet metal pushing you towards...

[02:45:02] Excuse me, what has happened? What did you just do?

[02:45:05] I feel dizzy.

[02:45:07] Ho ho ho ho!

[02:45:09] I guess I took this to the cabin, didn't I?

[02:45:12] Isn't that interesting? Who holds the cards now?

[02:45:15] Nobody. Nobody holds the cards. That's how it's always been.

[02:45:19] That's unfortunately how reality works.

[02:45:21] The circles get smaller and smaller.

[02:45:24] Running isn't an option anymore.

[02:45:26] Good. It's better that way.

[02:45:29] Without a final option, we can win.

[02:45:31] No one can win that nothing has any meaning.

[02:45:34] Great, so obviously you've already been here.

[02:45:37] How many times?

[02:45:38] This is our... third?

[02:45:40] No wonder things have fallen apart.

[02:45:42] You do realise that every time you fail,

[02:45:44] she escapes and an entire world is down to destruction.

[02:45:48] Right?

[02:45:49] Alright, that's too much responsibility.

[02:45:52] Impossibly high stakes make the fight so much better.

[02:45:57] Let's just stay focused, shall we?

[02:46:00] The only furniture of note is a bent metal table, a pristine blade perched.

[02:46:04] We take it.

[02:46:05] Okay, sure, we'll take the blade before letting me finish telling you it's there.

[02:46:09] It would be difficult to save the princess and save her what she feels right.

[02:46:13] We just have to keep our senses.

[02:46:15] That's right, we've got to be able to win eventually.

[02:46:17] We will eventually have a voice of now being introduced.

[02:46:22] That's a fighting spirit I like to see.

[02:46:23] We can all learn a thing or two from this one.

[02:46:25] I'd love to get started just as much as you would, but how are we supposed to

[02:46:28] get down there. Walk through the door. You do know what doors are. There is no door,

[02:46:34] it's just that mirror. It isn't a mirror. You really messed things up, didn't you? It's

[02:46:39] like I could feel the air coming up from behind it, stinking over iron and steel. It might

[02:46:44] be right. It's in our way. Let's just break it and move on.

[02:46:51] Oh, now we can make a choice. Break your way through the door. Now we can make

[02:46:55] Decisions

[02:46:57] You really must think you're looking at a mirror. It's just fumble for the handle and be done with it

[02:47:02] I don't get it

[02:47:04] Reach for to place your hand on the door to the base

[02:47:08] And the mirror's gone. It was never there

[02:47:12] Let's just get to the princess already. I didn't know why the mirror keeps coming up as an illusion

[02:47:18] That's it's time for us to see her again. Just stay focused and you'll be fine

[02:47:22] in the slang part right step forward you don't get a chance to live on the

[02:47:28] basement stairs they are smooth and flat and metallic and unintentional and

[02:47:33] unfortunately slippery lap that quickly sends you please not like this I don't

[02:47:39] want to be taken out like this your body tumbles onto the base hey that form of

[02:47:43] the princess comes into view standing at a distance hi it looks like you don't

[02:47:48] have a way out so I'm not going to play dumb anymore but don't worry about how bad

[02:47:53] you did last time that's part of the fun she's got another thing coming if she

[02:47:58] thinks we're going down easy

[02:48:02] the reason that matters is actually does survive or matter we've died twice and

[02:48:07] nothing bad has come of it nothing bad has come of it yeah

[02:48:10] The past isn't real. There's only you. Your internal victory is coming. But the Christ is meet.

[02:48:22] She's loose. And she is coming for you.

[02:48:26] You're going to make me walk over to you, aren't you?

[02:48:29] Shit. You're just coming for yourself now.

[02:48:31] Shoo!

[02:48:33] Uh...

[02:48:34] We're gonna fight her again and we're gonna have a stiff upper lip about it.

[02:48:38] She can't hurt us if we don't let ourselves feel it.

[02:48:41] Uh, I don't know about that.

[02:48:43] All these ideas suck if you go something better.

[02:48:46] Hold on, let me see.

[02:48:47] We're gonna appeal to her authority, puff her up a bit.

[02:48:49] There's no reason we can't talk this out.

[02:48:51] Ah, I think we're gonna do that.

[02:48:53] We're going to unconditionally surrender.

[02:48:55] Oh, that's easy. I'm going to try flirting with her.

[02:48:58] She has swords for arms,

[02:49:00] and we don't... we're panicking. She wins by killing us, right? So let's beat her to it.

[02:49:08] All these ideas stop, right? We just have to think. There's probably just standing there,

[02:49:11] huh? A bold strategy. Oh, boy.

[02:49:15] I can finally finish your thought. In a moment, she's across the room,

[02:49:18] blades flashing in the dim starlight. How is she getting close to you?

[02:49:22] Excuse you. Goddamn it. Ow. What a surprise.

[02:49:26] Yeah. We don't even get a second to think without her stabbing us.

[02:49:31] Oh, and you, one of us. I thought that only happens when we die.

[02:49:35] Did we die? You're on it.

[02:49:37] No, you're in it. Where the hell are you?

[02:49:40] I think we're dead. And that's all we'll ever be.

[02:49:43] Yeah, stop saying dead to all of you.

[02:49:46] We might have died a second ago, but right now we're extremely not dead.

[02:49:51] This is all hollibly wrong. How many times have you been here?

[02:49:54] This is for...

[02:49:56] I wonder everything's such a mess.

[02:49:58] This wasn't supposed to go past one.

[02:50:00] I wonder what you're going to do next.

[02:50:02] You're so full of ideas, and I love that.

[02:50:05] But I guess we don't have time to...

[02:50:07] Goddamn!

[02:50:08] Okay, whatever we do, gets us another...

[02:50:11] Us.

[02:50:12] Let's see how many we can stop.

[02:50:14] There's gotta be a point where it makes us

[02:50:16] expect we don't need any other voices

[02:50:18] chattering about in here.

[02:50:19] It'll just confuse us.

[02:50:21] Literally.

[02:50:22] I'll pass on that. As long as we keep moving.

[02:50:26] Come on! Show me something new!

[02:50:30] Okay. Plan. Now.

[02:50:34] Plan now. We're gonna fight her again and we're going to have a stiff-up look about it. We're going to appeal to her authority.

[02:50:39] Okay, we're gonna conditionally surrender. Oh, that's easy. I'm gonna try flirting with her.

[02:50:44] That's kind of new. We've never done that before.

[02:50:46] We've never really flirted with her before, so...

[02:50:52] it doesn't work damn you're telling me we didn't get the

[02:50:57] Riz she kills you again and again and again and again your memory blurs is

[02:51:02] your consciousness leaps from life to life holding only snippets of the

[02:51:07] conflict that transpires

[02:51:09] compliment on those cheese

[02:51:12] there's nothing better than a capable woman

[02:51:15] Ha ha ha ha, skew is you.

[02:51:17] Ha ha ha, you're cute.

[02:51:19] Well there's more of us.

[02:51:21] Let's see if that helps.

[02:51:22] Then you skew it yourself.

[02:51:25] Bruh.

[02:51:26] I thought we both understood that dying doesn't get you anywhere.

[02:51:29] Huh, that ain't much of anything.

[02:51:31] It's all just the point that's all the same.

[02:51:35] Skew is you.

[02:51:37] Oh, don't give up on me just yet.

[02:51:39] You gotta keep going.

[02:51:41] It doesn't matter how many times this takes, we can't give up.

[02:51:45] Okay, let's go again.

[02:51:48] Just panic, flee, she skews you.

[02:51:52] Now, you don't get to escape, that's not how this works.

[02:51:56] See, we're getting better.

[02:51:58] Okay, okay, yeah, that was a good one.

[02:52:01] She's going to kill this body either way.

[02:52:04] So stop feeling what it feels.

[02:52:07] She skews you.

[02:52:09] Ooh, not bad, real-

[02:52:13] We're getting close to something, can't you feel it?

[02:52:16] You're right. One last time, that's all we need.

[02:52:19] Let's appeal to her better nature. I haven't tried that.

[02:52:23] I'll just use you.

[02:52:25] Ha ha ha! Then it's the juiciest dog.

[02:52:27] And you got damn, dude.

[02:52:32] We tried.

[02:52:33] But we made it to the next chapter, Mutually Assured Destruction. Okay.

[02:52:37] The

[02:52:52] entity said that we would both know who we are by the end of this run of chapters so...

[02:53:00] Well, that won't be very hard. We've died a lot.

[02:53:04] Besides, what better way to die soon? There are many times.

[02:53:08] There's sure I can do it with a better way to die.

[02:53:12] How about we stop thinking about horrible ways to die?

[02:53:16] The only thing we're gonna manifest is finally ending up on top.

[02:53:20] There are entirely too many of you. How many times have you been?

[02:53:24] Yeah, there's a lot of them right now. There's a lot of voices.

[02:53:28] All the voices.

[02:53:30] Leave it to the pros. We'll notch up that win in no time.

[02:53:34] Morator, we heroically strive through the door and towards our destined final encounter with our staff.

[02:53:41] Find by me. You walk to the door and onto the basement stairs. Only it's more fine.

[02:53:47] I'll just shut up there and speed this whole thing along.

[02:53:50] Are you sure you don't want me to describe the stairs? Or this phone care? Just want to win.

[02:53:55] Hey, she doesn't have any shackles on though.

[02:54:00] Where are the shackles at?

[02:54:02] You know, this last time I killed you, and you didn't pop right back up again?

[02:54:07] I thought I'd actually done it. I thought I'd cut you into so many pieces you just weren't able to stitch yourself back together.

[02:54:13] I'm trying to kill her, she's killing me in the process.

[02:54:17] But I guess we're not done. That's okay with me. It's good even.

[02:54:22] I-I got something ready for you while you were gone.

[02:54:25] Do you wanna see it?

[02:54:26] I'm not going to wait for an answer.

[02:54:28] I'm just gonna show you.

[02:54:30] It's worth it though.

[02:54:31] Just you wait.

[02:54:32] And not for very long.

[02:54:34] Because I'm going to do it right now.

[02:54:35] Do-do-do-do.

[02:54:36] Are you gonna say what she does?

[02:54:38] Oh!

[02:54:39] Do you want me to talk?

[02:54:40] Yeah, narrator. Come on.

[02:54:41] Well, yeah.

[02:54:42] She says she has something new.

[02:54:44] I want to hear about the new thing.

[02:54:46] Yeah, me too.

[02:54:47] I think I speak for all of us when I say

[02:54:50] that I would like to hear you describe her new thing really okay then here we go now princess

[02:54:59] is oh my god that is a new thing that is a new thing

[02:55:08] Oh

[02:55:13] The Lord that ain't no princess first of all

[02:55:21] See if I would have known that's what we were dealing with in the beginning I would have just started slaying

[02:55:28] Give it to me

[02:55:38] Oh, that's the perfect woman.

[02:55:41] You think we could fool her out?

[02:55:45] That looked painful.

[02:55:49] How is she still alive?

[02:55:51] Hansen's still eating that all she needs.

[02:55:54] This is fake. This is all fake.

[02:55:56] That's all.

[02:55:57] He doesn't even have a bag anymore.

[02:55:59] How are we supposed to stab her in?

[02:56:01] This is all just a single joke.

[02:56:03] I hate this guy.

[02:56:05] Ah, we're supposed to do anything more with her, am I right?

[02:56:08] Wank.

[02:56:18] Empty your mind.

[02:56:20] Oh, quiet.

[02:56:27] Oh?

[02:56:27] It feels different about you. It almost makes me feel different. Like I should actually take this seriously for once.

[02:56:34] Entity Taker!

[02:56:38] You do not act. And yet, through that inaction, your body moves on its own. The princess strikes you as you approach, but as her blow finishes, it's arc. You're already somewhere else.

[02:56:53] You're incredible.

[02:56:57] Your weapon clashes again and again, you and her entering a rhythm free of thought and free of itself.

[02:57:05] It was only the dance, the ebb and flow, the shifting of the back tides, back and forth between you.

[02:57:14] The deeper you fall into your play, the faster your heart's pound, faster the momentum

[02:57:19] volleys between you. An endlessly building crescendo and then an opening.

[02:57:27] Your blade strikes free of valacious and hers strikes too.

[02:57:34] Oh god, water and steel.

[02:57:38] Both strikes are lethal.

[02:57:39] Neither of you will survive, but neither of you fear what's to come.

[02:57:44] This is a good end.

[02:57:45] Oh!

[02:57:46] I didn't think that there was any good or bad endings.

[02:57:50] I am glad that I got the good one.

[02:57:53] You do not get to see each other die, nor will you ever.

[02:57:58] It's your time to leave.

[02:58:01] Memory returns.

[02:58:03] Approach the mirror.

[02:58:05] You do so.

[02:58:08] Gaze into your reflection.

[02:58:11] Silence as you reach towards the glass.

[02:58:13] It's time for you to see what's meant.

[02:58:17] You were nothing at all.

[02:58:24] That isn't right, you can't be nothing.

[02:58:33] You refocus your gaze and then you see it, a figure faint and veiled in shadow just beyond the reflection.

[02:58:41] I do kind of see it.

[02:58:43] Oh my God, am I the princess?

[02:58:46] Me? I think you know, Tyra.

[02:58:52] I actually don't.

[02:58:54] The cracked slide's the center of the mirror, splitting the image in the glass in two.

[02:58:59] And another cracked one.

[02:59:00] And another turning the mirror into jagged charge of broken glass.

[02:59:05] I actually have no idea who you are, bro.

[02:59:10] Huh?

[02:59:11] If you're not me, what are you?

[02:59:16] I'm an actor, likely one of many.

[02:59:19] Somebody made you, after all, and I'm what's left of him.

[02:59:23] Not that I'm the only one who can make that claim,

[02:59:25] and I'm sure you've met many others like me.

[02:59:31] Oh!

[02:59:32] So you're the narrator, I was wondering if I'd ever get to see you.

[02:59:36] Others like you, you've said something like that before,

[02:59:38] Something like that before has every narrator really been different?

[02:59:40] I have so many questions for you, does it hurt when pieces of you break off like that?

[02:59:45] I'm sorry I don't want to destroy you, will it help if I look away or stop asking questions?

[02:59:50] Any time I ask you something it's like a piece of me breaks.

[02:59:53] Are you a part of me or are you something else?

[02:59:56] You're the one who wanted me to slay the princess, why?

[02:59:59] I've met you many times.

[03:00:01] You made me meaner than what I am.

[03:00:05] I wasn't supposed to see all this was I.

[03:00:07] What is the princess? Did you make her too? What is this place where are we? Or, I need

[03:00:16] to destroy the mirror. You're the one who wanted me to say the princess why? Because

[03:00:23] among other things she is there itself. To rid the world of suffering, to save untold

[03:00:29] trillions from being lost forever to the cosmic wind, she must be destroyed. And

[03:00:34] Despite how far you've fallen, you will still have a chance to put yourself in a spot where it's not gone.

[03:00:54] Every time I ask you something, it breaks.

[03:00:57] Are you a part of me or are you something else?

[03:00:59] She is the shit being loud at the end of the flow. The capacity to change. She is transformation, or most of it.

[03:01:10] Her nature is why I had to die. She becomes that which others perceive her to be.

[03:01:16] An echo of heart-perceived feelings, not in the way that people can.

[03:01:20] What?

[03:01:29] If you want me to destroy the concept of transformation, how is that existence any better than death?

[03:01:36] Or even different from death at all, I say it does worse.

[03:01:40] Light, burdenless, an eternal pattern of forgetfulness leading into the joys of rediscovery.

[03:02:01] Everyone will be with the ones they are.

[03:02:04] No more fear, no more howling chaos.

[03:02:07] Just... life... forever.

[03:02:12] There's a cruel irony to it all.

[03:02:14] The only way I could share my dream with the world...

[03:02:17] was to never be able to see it for myself.

[03:02:20] get out of there

[03:02:22] damn

[03:02:36] i do

[03:02:38] people out there are weak

[03:02:40] no matter what you do to them

[03:02:42] no matter what you enable

[03:02:44] i want you to remember that

[03:02:46] people out there are real

[03:02:50] Interesting.

[03:02:57] As you are now, you won't be able to rule her to anything.

[03:03:00] You don't work the way that you did, you do.

[03:03:02] Not anymore.

[03:03:04] And as you were before, you couldn't be trusted with the knowledge of what she is.

[03:03:09] No one could be trusted with that knowledge.

[03:03:12] And the truths of thoughts have a way of creeping in and ruining everything.

[03:03:16] That's why I had to die.

[03:03:18] I see, I see, I see, I've heard them down.

[03:03:25] Let's see.

[03:03:48] If you actually knew what she was from the start, if you knew her capabilities, a single

[03:03:55] intrusive thought would have instantly ended the entire world.

[03:04:00] A single intrusive thought?

[03:04:03] They probably used something else to make some of the stories.

[03:04:08] Why did you make her a princess?

[03:04:10] I didn't make her a princess.

[03:04:12] But I won't the idea of her leading to something your scattered mind could fathom.

[03:04:16] You chose without something to be a princess.

[03:04:19] Oh, interesting.

[03:04:22] We're running out of questions.

[03:04:34] I killed myself.

[03:04:36] It had to be done already.

[03:04:37] None of this would have worked if I was still alive.

[03:04:40] Nobody living could know about her.

[03:04:44] Interesting.

[03:04:46] I'm down to like two questions, I think.

[03:04:52] Yes, you will. But it will all be worth it.

[03:05:01] Rest easy, I'm gonna destroy her.

[03:05:05] Oh, there's two options for that.

[03:05:08] I don't decide what I'm gonna do yet. I still have to see what she thinks about all of this.

[03:05:12] I haven't really gotten like the answers I wanted though.

[03:05:18] I think you're out of time, I'm not gonna slay her and I want you to know that before you die for good.

[03:05:24] Oh man.

[03:05:27] Do we kill her? Do we not kill her?

[03:05:30] But to be fair, she is kind of weird.

[03:05:33] She was that whole like blade thingy earlier, right?

[03:05:36] Okay, so...

[03:05:40] Say nothing and watch them end.

[03:05:45] I've said my piece and my time is gone.

[03:05:48] That's all we can do right now.

[03:05:50] I'm not gonna say it.

[03:05:52] I'm not gonna say it.

[03:05:54] Just an echo.

[03:05:56] As the final fragment of the last chatter is to see yourself with newfound clarity, you

[03:06:06] are the long, quiet, vast, and nascent God, and it is finally time for you to wake up.

[03:06:13] All of this is you.

[03:06:15] Oh.

[03:06:16] Huh?

[03:06:17] Proceed to the cabin one last time.

[03:06:19] When you arrive at the heart of things, there is no final dust for you to bear witness

[03:06:24] to.

[03:06:25] There's nothing for you to find.

[03:06:27] Okay.

[03:06:35] Huh?

[03:06:38] What's happened?

[03:06:40] It's her!

[03:06:49] Interesting.

[03:06:51] Elle.

[03:06:53] What the heck is going on here?

[03:06:55] It's been so long and my heart has ached for this moment.

[03:07:01] I've missed you dearly.

[03:07:08] Do you know about the Echo?

[03:07:11] Did you hear our conversation in the long quiet?

[03:07:14] But I don't even know what that means.

[03:07:17] Should we just say we missed her too?

[03:07:19] What happens now?

[03:07:23] She unfurls an endless cascade of smiles and response and patiently waits for you to continue.

[03:07:36] What happens now?

[03:07:39] Ever the passive player, always reacting and never acting, but it's woven into your nature, isn't it?

[03:07:48] When the Echo spun us from one to two, he gave you a choice and me a role to play.

[03:07:57] I'm not the death, but I contain it in my multitudes.

[03:08:03] So will you attempt to destroy me and bring about a world of weight of death and the possibility of meaning?

[03:08:10] Or will you open the final door as to our liberation?

[03:08:17] So will you attempt to destroy me and bring about a world devoid of death and possibility of meaning?

[03:08:24] Or will you open the front doors to our liberation?

[03:08:27] Whoa!

[03:08:28] There are so many stories we've left unfinished, can we really just leave?

[03:08:33] Don't you have a say in all this?

[03:08:35] Why is this following on me?

[03:08:37] Let's talk this through.

[03:08:39] I still have so many questions and I need answers before I can make a choice.

[03:08:42] choice. If I let you out, the entire world ends for good. I can't do that. If you were

[03:08:49] always going to become this, then what was the point of me doing anything? It didn't

[03:08:53] even matter what roads I walked if all of them would have led to this moment. There

[03:08:58] has to be another way this just can't come down. Either destroying you or letting you

[03:09:02] out. I won't do it. Slay the princess. I think it's time for us to leave this

[03:09:07] I don't know how to leave you, Oricot.

[03:09:09] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[03:09:12] Hold on! Hold on.

[03:09:14] Uh...

[03:09:19] Don't you have a sandwich?

[03:09:21] Of course I have a sandwich in all of this.

[03:09:23] We would rather share reflections of each other's organs,

[03:09:27] just as we would rather share reflections of each other's gifts.

[03:09:31] Is she and I like...

[03:09:33] If we didn't, the winding paths that brought us here when we took it from a strife and contact

[03:09:40] Let's talk this through, I still have so many questions before I make a choice

[03:09:43] My very nature is paradox, as is yours

[03:09:47] You cannot use words to grasp the things that are beyond their reach

[03:09:52] And you cannot rationalize that which defies logic

[03:09:56] But violence and passion are dances that think of us in your life

[03:10:01] If this is what it takes to enlighten you, then so be it.

[03:10:06] Uh...

[03:10:10] What do you mean?

[03:10:11] Ehh...

[03:10:12] I've bound the store into blades, catch you for boundless angles.

[03:10:16] You are gone.

[03:10:18] You are gory ribbons.

[03:10:19] You are gone again.

[03:10:21] And you feel all of it.

[03:10:24] I should never have trusted her!

[03:10:26] bitter

[03:10:33] when you think you can change

[03:10:37] god damn it

[03:10:40] it just feels so wrong to kill

[03:10:44] i can't do it

[03:10:48] uh...

[03:10:53] listen if this is a true nature

[03:10:55] I just got a letter of blossom at the end of the day. You know what I mean? It is what it is.

[03:11:00] She just has blossom into this destroying creature.

[03:11:16] If I hadn't snatched that body away, we would have killed each other. We were self-destructive.

[03:11:20] It felt so good finally.

[03:11:22] Even if it was going to cost me my life,

[03:11:24] even if the journey was agony and the end

[03:11:26] of the struggle,

[03:11:27] I won't engage in violence.

[03:11:31] I won't engage in violence.

[03:11:37] Nah, nah, nah.

[03:11:40] Hey, but the blade went away though.

[03:11:44] Oh my God.

[03:11:50] Hey, it's me!

[03:12:20] Well, I am a strict supraeber from the native of our lands, with the names of fear.

[03:12:25] Is it a shelter that can protect you from itself?

[03:12:29] Or is it a shelter that can protect me from you?

[03:12:32] It's a fear of hand that won't be limited to the unknown.

[03:12:36] That's very well. You fear to be loved.

[03:12:40] Exactly! That wasn't a rejection of fear. You broke me to your will.

[03:12:45] You wanted to make the world suffer. You act as if you're above it all. You're not.

[03:12:49] I'm not afraid anymore

[03:12:51] Even if I'm not afraid now the fear of others is real

[03:12:53] We can't pull the harm that everyone suffers just because we're beyond it

[03:12:57] Doesn't matter how I feel death suffering and living shouldn't fall on others

[03:13:01] If we are able to turn sin debt than we are responsible. I get it. There's no need for us to keep fighting. I'll leave you

[03:13:07] I'll leave with you. I just don't know how you stop the fight early and surrender

[03:13:12] Whoo

[03:13:13] That wasn't a rejection of fear

[03:13:15] You want to make the world suffer, you act as if you're above it all, but you're not.

[03:13:20] I'm not afraid anymore.

[03:13:22] Even if I'm not afraid now, the fear of others is real.

[03:13:26] You can't uphold the harm that everyone suffers just because we're beyond it.

[03:13:31] It doesn't matter.

[03:13:33] To yield death, suffering, and living shouldn't fall on others.

[03:13:36] If we are able to transcend death, then we are responsible for those it holds captive.

[03:13:41] Let's get in deep, let's get in philosophically deep.

[03:13:50] I think what resonates the most is maybe this one, it doesn't matter how we feel, death,

[03:13:56] suffering, oblivion, shouldn't fall on the others, if you're able to transcend it then

[03:14:00] you're responsible for those it holds captive.

[03:14:04] Now this not true, we've got to let nature take its course, even if I'm not afraid

[03:14:11] The fear of others is real. We can't hold it.

[03:14:14] God damn!

[03:14:28] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.

[03:14:34] We are responsible for those that hold captive. Are you talking about death?

[03:14:37] Yeah, if we are able to transcend death, then we are responsible for those that hold captive.

[03:14:48] Death suffering and oblivion should have fallen in.

[03:14:55] I think this one makes no sense.

[03:14:57] Although...

[03:15:07] The responsibility of those that holds captive.

[03:15:11] The irresponsible of those that holds captive.

[03:15:20] Let's go down and think other stuff.

[03:15:37] By believing in your suffering, you make your suffering real.

[03:15:41] In believing in your limitations, you place a shackle in your heart.

[03:15:45] So we are the princess and the slayer.

[03:15:49] But even then, you remembered the impermanence of the material

[03:15:53] and watched as the walls of your prison decayed into nothing.

[03:15:57] To be impermanent is not to end, but to change.

[03:16:01] And for the world to be impermanent is to make climate the suffering of all things.

[03:16:06] things. Would you strip that gift away? And leave them all to suffer in their permanence?

[03:16:15] They'll get over it. They'll see permanence as a gift in time. That would be torture. Suffering

[03:16:20] born. The delusion is still suffering. It doesn't matter who we are now. We hurt each other and

[03:16:26] we shouldn't have done that. We cannot let a world be spun out of that pain.

[03:16:31] I get it, there's no need for us to keep fighting.

[03:16:39] Suffering born and delusion is still suffering.

[03:16:41] It doesn't matter what we are now, we hurt each other, and we shouldn't have done that.

[03:16:47] We can all let a world be spun out of that pain.

[03:16:51] I like that concept a little bit.

[03:16:53] Their sufferings fall with their unbelievable...

[03:17:01] A trick stuck in your back or a trick behind mine.

[03:17:04] We danced revolving and revolving around each other, but forever stuck in its place.

[03:17:10] We don't move and yet we both don't.

[03:17:12] For each of us watches, but forever is not forever.

[03:17:16] I knew when you reacted,

[03:17:18] The both of us break the other, like broken, it's only a moment in time.

[03:17:24] To change is to hold the potential to rise above.

[03:17:28] Would you limit yourself to what you are now?

[03:17:31] Or would you like to see what you might become tomorrow?

[03:17:35] If there are no innings, there are no limits. If there are no limits, then there is no difference between growth and decay.

[03:17:41] I've already come so far.

[03:17:44] One more is there left for me to see, what time, with time we could have been there, we could have been better.

[03:17:50] You reject the suffering to your reality and yet you cling to its framework for meaning, we can be bankers.

[03:17:58] I get it, there's no limits.

[03:18:01] There's no endings, there are no limits.

[03:18:04] If there are no limits, then there is no difference between growth and decay.

[03:18:10] They've already come so far. What more is there?

[03:18:14] That one kind of speaks the truth.

[03:18:22] You reject the suffering of material reality,

[03:18:25] and you cling to its framework for meaning.

[03:18:28] It can be better than this.

[03:18:32] Ooh.

[03:18:40] You reject the suffering of material reality and yet you cling to its frameworks from meaning.

[03:18:52] I like that idea.

[03:19:10] You knew I was going to choose that one?

[03:19:22] I'm trying to see if we can make as good a possible ending as we can.

[03:19:33] I was blinded by emotion we both know that I want that feeling in the back that feeling never left me

[03:19:42] you claim your destruction with steel meaning from existence but if my actions can make

[03:19:47] existence worse then there must be actions that can make it better perfection implies

[03:19:52] finality and nothing's fine whoa that's a really good statement right there that's a bit

[03:19:57] right I get it there's no need for us to whoa this one's really good dude you claim your

[03:20:02] Restruction with steel meaning from existence.

[03:20:07] But if my actions can make it to existence,

[03:20:09] then make it to existence worse.

[03:20:11] And there must be actions that make it better.

[03:20:14] Ooh!

[03:20:16] There is another thing that's not valid anymore.

[03:20:19] There is only the end to the transformation

[03:20:22] of my multitudes.

[03:20:24] But to destroy me is to break up

[03:20:26] and go to a system like that.

[03:20:28] It is only then that you'll have an ending.

[03:20:30] And that ending is nothingness.

[03:20:34] You are immutable.

[03:20:36] As if I'd a designer more conflict that I cannot win.

[03:20:40] Or are you just a lot of fervent in how you claim to delusion?

[03:20:44] Nothing is immutable.

[03:20:46] Everything that is exists only in relation to everything it isn't.

[03:20:52] There is no constant.

[03:20:54] There is no center.

[03:20:56] Open your eyes and accept what we are.

[03:21:00] We can leave this prison together.

[03:21:06] It's easy to believe in the things you believe in when you go.

[03:21:09] You get to sit above it all.

[03:21:11] What do you think happens if we leave here?

[03:21:14] Okay, I'm ready to go.

[03:21:17] I never wanted to fight you, but how do we leave?

[03:21:21] I can't let this happen. I can't let everything die.

[03:21:24] Slay the princess.

[03:21:25] I have to fight for a better world.

[03:21:27] I'm so sorry. Slay the princess.

[03:21:29] You're a cruelty itself I cannot let you exist, slay the princess.

[03:21:33] I don't know what the answer is, but there has to be something else.

[03:21:37] Can't be this. I won't kill you, but I won't let you free.

[03:21:41] You've done everything you can to make me understand your perspective, but you keep

[03:21:51] this missing line. If you think you can change me, then I must be able to change

[03:21:54] you.

[03:21:55] WOOOOOO!

[03:21:57] That's a good one too.

[03:22:02] But it would just leave a paradox for both of us.

[03:22:04] It means neither of us would change inadvertently.

[03:22:09] Okay.

[03:22:16] Let's go with this one.

[03:22:25] Whatever you're trying to do right now, you don't have to do it alone.

[03:22:30] The voice is back!

[03:22:33] Which hero are you?

[03:22:36] I don't know how many of you did this to me, I can't do this alone.

[03:22:39] Where is everyone else?

[03:22:41] Howard, how are you supposed to help?

[03:22:43] I thought voices weren't allowed here.

[03:22:45] I thought you died whenever I looked in the mirror.

[03:22:48] You could say nothing.

[03:22:53] Let's ask him, I'm supposed to help.

[03:22:54] There's too many things all at once out here.

[03:22:56] If you want to get through to her, you need some way to get through all that divine confluence.

[03:23:01] I can help you.

[03:23:03] Okay.

[03:23:04] There's still a piece of me that's not close to where I've gone the game.

[03:23:07] I can take you there.

[03:23:09] I can take you to her heart.

[03:23:11] It's time to resume my dance.

[03:23:15] She's relentless, isn't she?

[03:23:17] Let's make this quick.

[03:23:19] Are you ready?

[03:23:21] Okay, I can do this out here, I might have to do something about it.

[03:23:28] Peace, man.

[03:23:33] Then it's ready!

[03:23:38] Whoa, they're moving backwards.

[03:23:43] Or forwards.

[03:23:45] Or everything at once.

[03:23:47] Cabin.

[03:23:49] And here we are. I'd say we were back where it all started, but I guess it's a little

[03:23:54] after that, isn't it? Do you need me to describe things?

[03:24:08] We will not take the blade, goddammit! No blade it is. I'm not sure what we'll be

[03:24:13] able to do without it but your judgment has gotten us this far.

[03:24:19] Exactly.

[03:24:21] The stairs. Do you remember the first time we were here? The first time we heard her voice.

[03:24:27] I don't know what you want for us.

[03:24:30] She sounded just like that. Timid and gentle.

[03:24:34] Sure.

[03:24:35] Only she didn't know us.

[03:24:37] And down we go. We shouldn't keep her waiting.

[03:24:44] There you are. You look just like you did when we first met. Let's talk for a bit.

[03:24:50] Maybe we can figure this out.

[03:24:53] Oh, I'm so game with that. Let's go.

[03:25:00] I think the only thing left for us to do is leave.

[03:25:04] Wait, but that's what she wanted all along.

[03:25:07] I don't want to be a god.

[03:25:09] Are you the same as you are out there?

[03:25:15] What if we just leave?

[03:25:19] I don't feel the same.

[03:25:21] I feel smaller.

[03:25:34] I don't think I want that either.

[03:25:38] I mean, I know she's playing me.

[03:25:41] There's no way. Based on how she was acting before, there's no way. That's a real answer.

[03:25:46] What if we just leave?

[03:25:49] I think the only thing for us to do is leave. I mean, yeah, I guess alright.

[03:25:53] Can we actually do that? What would that even mean? Where would we go?

[03:26:00] Take her hand in yours.

[03:26:04] I've always wanted to leave with you, but I didn't like being a god.

[03:26:07] I want to walk through the cabin door as we are, just you and me.

[03:26:12] Not knowing what it means and why I want it.

[03:26:16] We knew everything out there, but we don't know this.

[03:26:20] I want to know something new.

[03:26:22] It doesn't matter what it means.

[03:26:24] What matters is that we're living together.

[03:26:26] That's all I want.

[03:26:27] I don't know where we'd go, but as long as it's not here, as long as I'm with you, that's all I want.

[03:26:32] Whoa.

[03:26:34] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:26:38] Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[03:26:40] Um, doesn't matter what it means. What matters is that they're not knowing what it means is why I want it.

[03:26:47] We knew everything out there, but we don't know this. I want to know something new.

[03:26:52] That's a pretty good one.

[03:27:02] That's terrifying, but yeah, I think I want that too.

[03:27:07] I think I'm gonna stay right here.

[03:27:10] Whatever you're doing right now, wherever you're going, it feels like it's just the

[03:27:14] two of you.

[03:27:17] It is, mate.

[03:27:18] I'm sorry.

[03:27:19] We don't need a third wheel, we're going to be okay alone, thanks for everything.

[03:27:26] Are you sure you don't want to come?

[03:27:29] Just leave with the princess, man.

[03:27:32] Just leave with the princess.

[03:27:34] You lead and the princess follows.

[03:27:36] And together, you leave the basement behind for the last time.

[03:27:42] It's quiet as you ascend a comfortable silence filling a space that used to be flooded with

[03:27:47] the violence and words and noisy thoughts, but there is an energy and silence and electricity,

[03:27:53] the anticipation of the unknown.

[03:27:55] At the top of the stairs, the princess stalls, eyes fixed on the cabin door.

[03:28:02] You can see, attention sees her, she's unsure of herself for the first time in her

[03:28:09] long and short existence.

[03:28:10] She has no part to play anymore, and she knows this, yet she still is.

[03:28:19] And she crosses the room to the door outside, and follow her confidence steps.

[03:28:25] Come on princess, it's just a door.

[03:28:30] Sorry, I'm just a little nervous.

[03:28:33] This is really it.

[03:28:35] Whatever happens next will be completely new.

[03:28:40] I love you. Whoa. Okay.

[03:28:44] I mean, do we? I don't know. Are we supposed to? Are you ready?

[03:28:47] Neither of us knows what's going to be like out there.

[03:28:52] Who's going to open it? Are you ready? Uh,

[03:28:55] neither of us knows what's going to happen out there.

[03:28:57] It's between this one, this one, and this one.

[03:29:00] We can either just open the door. No, let's not, let's not do that.

[03:29:03] Neither of us knows what it's going to be like out there.

[03:29:05] Let's say that it gives us like the reassurance and that's okay that's the

[03:29:13] point right side by side stepping out into the unknown. Exactly.

[03:29:23] The beauty and the beast. Hey what happens next? Let's go. That's not a bad

[03:29:32] ending dude hey we got a good one I would say that's exactly what I wanted oh my

[03:29:38] god Nicole good night who was in here earlier I like it that's some good boys

[03:29:47] acting whoo you know it's funny I feel like the game rewards whatever choice

[03:29:55] you make at the end of the day because it's what you manifested, right? It's

[03:30:02] basically what you would want out of that ending. I kind of wanted that type of

[03:30:06] ending, I guess, based on my decisions that I was making. So very cool. Very

[03:30:11] cool execution. I like that a lot.

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[03:30:45] You can hide the UI by hitting H, it's going to reveal like my IP address, what does that

[03:31:00] even mean?

[03:31:01] Hold on!

[03:31:02] Yank!

[03:31:03] Looting in a sweater!

[03:31:04] Quickly!

[03:31:05] I want to see what this does.

[03:31:06] Oh!

[03:31:07] Quickly!

[03:31:08] Let me see what this does.

[03:31:13] Oh!

[03:31:14] It opens up your Spotify.

[03:31:15] That's kind of cool.

[03:31:16] Oh, that's so funny.

[03:31:17] I don't have Spotify, so it's fine.

[03:31:22] Take a look.

[03:31:23] I don't use Spotify, but look.

[03:31:26] Apparently, it's my personal list.

[03:31:31] Very cool.

[03:31:32] Excellent.

[03:31:33] Wow, wow, wow!

[03:31:36] the princess okay we didn't slayer though we didn't get that ending it's not

[03:31:44] what I wanted dude there's like a lot of tracks did you see that it's pretty cool

[03:31:49] huh whoa my gosh that's fun I'm so glad I got the chance to play that game well

[03:31:57] done and as you can see there's like a ton of different endings so you guys

[03:32:01] want to try it out yourselves feel free but yeah thank you guys so much hope

[03:32:04] you enjoyed my goodness can't wait to play more games similar to this I've the

[03:32:12] next one coming up is what you call it this one right here the this bed we made

[03:32:19] bro looks sick excited to play that one as well but yeah big shout out to Slay

[03:32:28] the princess it'd be pretty cool I feel like you can't really go wrong even if

[03:32:32] If you saw what happened, you can kind of see for yourself what kind of endings you like also, right?

[03:32:37] But, yeah. Oh no! She's gonna... Ah! Don't be hard!

[03:32:43] Alright, everyone. Thank you so much for hanging out with me live. I hope you enjoyed.

[03:32:47] I'm gonna put up a rebroadcast right now so that you can continue stacking up,

[03:32:51] mining those channel points for yourselves, redeem some cool things.

[03:32:55] The redeem system is gonna be changing soon, so you're gonna be wanting to mining those points up as you can.

[03:33:00] And yeah, maybe enjoy the previous content that you may miss also.

[03:33:04] So I'll see you guys later.

[03:33:07] Take care.

[03:33:08] Bye bye!

[03:33:30] Hey what's going on everybody was popping. How you guys doing? How you wave makers doing today on this fine?

[03:33:38] What is it Thursday an epic Thursday? You know what that means?

[03:33:42] Thursday equals fortnight. Believe it or not

[03:33:46] It's for the the TH goes into the the F. You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Anyways

[03:33:52] There's a Luna

[03:33:54] Ready to jump into fortnight. Come on. You got a ton of redeems. I see stacked up

[03:34:00] pre-stream here

[03:34:02] pre-stream

[03:34:03] damn

[03:34:04] already twelve

[03:34:06] redeems we gotta do some twerks jumping jacks

[03:34:09] more twerks

[03:34:12] that do be pretty epic i'm not gonna lie

[03:34:15] i'm not gonna lie

[03:34:16] some feed lunas

[03:34:18] buy the dragon times let's go

[03:34:22] and hey what's popping

[03:34:23] blue wolf

[03:34:24] yeah of course you're a mod

[03:34:25] didn't you get the notification

[03:34:27] of course you are

[03:34:29] Hey Richie, how's it going man?

[03:34:32] How's it going? How's it going?

[03:34:35] Oh, oh, shoot!

[03:34:38] Luna.

[03:34:41] Why you crying man? Why you crying?

[03:34:44] Okay, how many twerks? One, two, three.

[03:34:48] Let's do the three twerks first.

[03:34:52] How about that?

[03:34:54] How about that?

[03:34:55] We're gonna get rid of the three twerks, alright?

[03:34:59] There you go. I did an extra long one for you guys, okay? It's gonna count as three. I did an extra long one.

[03:35:12] They normally don't last that long, right? It's the same.

[03:35:19] You want to play CJ? Sounds good. Just a heads up for everybody. So everybody's aware and everybody knows.

[03:35:24] I'm only doing duos today. I'm not gonna do squads the squads is to it's too iffy man

[03:35:35] You got like 50 50 uh frickin redeems here

[03:35:43] If I don't give her a big one I know she's just gonna come back and go

[03:35:49] You know I mean okay, we're gonna be jumping in hold

[03:35:54] Jump in and hold it. Why am I a mod? It's just special. Okay?

[03:36:01] It took a lot of deep diving for people to review your account and we decided that you deserve the luxury, okay?

[03:36:09] It was as simple as that. It was a very simple process.

[03:36:14] Feel free to ban whoever you want.

[03:36:16] You have the power now to do that.

[03:36:19] There's there's a guy named 2-man in the chat. You might want to try that on him.

[03:36:24] I'm just saying.

[03:36:26] Go at it, have fun.

[03:36:29] All right, so I'm doing the solo queue. What is that?

[03:36:34] Is that a night watch? Night light type thing? What do they call those freaking things? The things that spin? I already forgot.

[03:36:42] I already forgot. CJ, I'm gonna invite you after this game, all right?

[03:36:45] Squad's too hard. It just gets annoying.

[03:36:47] Two reasons. One, if I feel bad for a teammate if they get like down basically and then they just gotta spectate everybody for the rest of the game.

[03:36:55] But with Duos, I feel like it's close quarters, you know what I mean? You're getting a one-on-one with me.

[03:37:00] I might switch into squads if there's a big party where it's gonna take too long to fluctuate people.

[03:37:08] But yeah, for now, Duos man.

[03:37:12] Let's go attack this guy. We got nothing to lose.

[03:37:16] Where is he?

[03:37:21] Oh, he's so dead.

[03:37:26] Oh, he's so dead.

[03:37:32] Is he shooting the shark? Hold on, I see him.

[03:37:36] I just like that oh yeah oh yeah should I finish off the shark nah let us let the shark be

[03:37:55] as we consume a chug jug here oh and we got that big gold be slurped let's go what is

[03:38:05] this thing? Oh, I thought it would have been a chug-jug thing. A blue slurp? Grapple gloves.

[03:38:13] Oh man, why does that sound exciting? Let's see. Oh, we got two of these things. Okay.

[03:38:20] Is it for the shark? Let's see. It's not right. Damn! So, they said, okay, Spider-Man

[03:38:28] team gone. What the? I didn't know I had to recharge. Let's go get them, though.

[03:38:33] shoot me reveal yourself and take your car see you see you oh my gosh it's a

[03:38:48] Gochkatt's new song. New hit single.

[03:38:51] Uh, friend of me? I don't know.

[03:38:54] Is that a person? Nah, but it is chess though.

[03:38:57] Let's get it, let's get it.

[03:39:00] It's a jazz baby. It's a jazz baby.

[03:39:04] I guess I can do this. I might as well drink this too.

[03:39:09] I might as well. I was hoping for one little small pot.

[03:39:12] But I couldn't find one, man.

[03:39:14] I couldn't find one I was wondering it rub to the man's head do we get good luck for a year?

[03:39:22] It's possible

[03:39:24] It's it's quite possible my good sir

[03:39:28] You never know you get it you got to try it out first do exclamation point Pat

[03:39:33] But just act to the man when you do and it should work all right

[03:39:37] Back in the truck!

[03:39:44] Got to listen to more douche-a-cat!

[03:39:51] Yes.

[03:39:52] Yes.

[03:39:53] More!

[03:39:54] More!

[03:39:55] Was this all rifle?

[03:39:57] You know what?

[03:39:58] I actually need one.

[03:39:59] I'm in dire need of one man.

[03:40:03] I'm in dire need of one man

[03:40:06] With the ammo okay with the ammo baby look at that look at that

[03:40:14] Beautiful

[03:40:20] Don't mind me

[03:40:22] Grabbing some things dude. I wasn't even paying attention to start my whole time

[03:40:26] Luckily, I've been in the center of it. I don't have to move too much dude. Why is it so smoggy?

[03:40:33] Since when do they add the smog to this game?

[03:40:36] What the freak?

[03:40:39] Hey, did it work, Ritchie?

[03:40:41] It looked like it worked, dude.

[03:40:44] I'm pretty sure it worked.

[03:40:45] And to answer who was that, staring on that ass?

[03:40:49] Yeah, you should be able to do the loot now right now.

[03:40:55] Your time has finally been opened.

[03:40:58] There's like a war going on up there and I'm ready for it.

[03:41:04] I'm ready for it.

[03:41:09] It's happening.

[03:41:10] Where he at?

[03:41:11] No!

[03:41:12] No!

[03:41:13] I'm going to get down by the train mate.

[03:41:23] Where'd he go?

[03:41:25] what the heck is that dude? what is that thing?

[03:41:32] I forgot you could print in this game. is that a rocket? I don't even know what that is.

[03:41:38] what do you do with that thing? oh I see him though. hold on I want to get in on this.

[03:41:51] I want to get in on that baby, but it's going...

[03:41:54] When's it going?

[03:41:56] Wait, why do I only have 90 shield?

[03:41:59] Oh, it's one of these things.

[03:42:02] Oh, perfect, mushroom.

[03:42:04] Uh, hello? Hello?

[03:42:06] I'm playing hot potato here.

[03:42:09] Let's do that.

[03:42:11] Uh, hello.

[03:42:12] Haha!

[03:42:13] What's this guy doing in the truck, man?

[03:42:17] I should reload this.

[03:42:19] Drawstring Kais.

[03:42:20] just in guys is everyone a mod not just you it's just you for the time being

[03:42:26] alright I've eliminated slash removed all of the mods from the channel and I've

[03:42:33] made you the sole mod just for today though so it's up to you what you want

[03:42:38] to do with it

[03:42:40] damn where'd he go? that man just drove off into the abyss. was that a wolf?

[03:42:52] aight aight let's go this way. let's go this way man.

[03:43:01] everybody looking a little sassy over there in that corner over there. what is this?

[03:43:07] Jeez!

[03:43:09] Nothing good!

[03:43:10] Wow!

[03:43:11] I think?

[03:43:12] Yeah.

[03:43:13] I mean, I already have all these things, right?

[03:43:15] I don't need any of it.

[03:43:16] Heavy Sniper.

[03:43:17] Is that what this says?

[03:43:18] Yeah.

[03:43:19] I already got that, man.

[03:43:20] I could use... this.

[03:43:23] Let's do that.

[03:43:26] As long as I can cycle through my hockey's fast enough,

[03:43:29] um, I feel like I'd be pretty good.

[03:43:33] I'd be alright.

[03:43:34] What's going on?

[03:43:35] What's happening?

[03:43:36] What is that? Oh no, it's Spider-Man! Wait, where's the star? Oh, we gotta go this way.

[03:43:45] Oh dude, we gotta go this way. Should I zip line out of here? I should save these, right?

[03:43:53] For when I get in that close combat. Close combat. We gotta avoid the wolf,

[03:44:05] cuz what the how do you see me this guy a little cheater man back boy back boy

[03:44:21] onwards onwards

[03:44:24] Yeah I know, Therion has the spam enabled.

[03:44:42] Let's see.

[03:44:43] Which way do we go, mate?

[03:44:46] To get our epic big Roy.

[03:44:48] Oh!

[03:44:49] It's a gorpy fish!

[03:44:52] Alright, there's some action over here.

[03:44:57] Let's go scope it out.

[03:45:00] Okay, that's not a person.

[03:45:08] Really?

[03:45:10] I wasn't doing more damage than that!

[03:45:14] Damn dude, I'm getting up close then.

[03:45:16] Let's end this guy.

[03:45:19] Let's end this guy, man.

[03:45:21] He had a Gulpys fish on him too!

[03:45:23] That's pretty crazy.

[03:45:25] Alright, let's reload.

[03:45:27] You know what? That's better than this thing now.

[03:45:30] Dude didn't even hit me, man.

[03:45:32] What is this thing? Weapon-O-Matic? What is it?

[03:45:34] Oh, we already got- we already got what we need from that.

[03:45:37] I really want it, but...

[03:45:41] I don't want the- I don't want the sniper. I don't really need the sniper.

[03:45:44] I'd rather have the Gulpys fish.

[03:45:46] Okay, onwards.

[03:45:48] I got a Skadaska Doodle, man.

[03:45:50] get inside the zone onwards onwards footwork

[03:46:04] let's do it let's do it

[03:46:10] For the no build mode, it looks like it's all about the hockey's.

[03:46:21] If you could cycle through your hockey's fast enough, then you're like totally good.

[03:46:25] What is that?

[03:46:26] Oh, it's a bird.

[03:46:27] Dang it.

[03:46:28] 16 people left.

[03:46:29] Dang it.

[03:46:36] 16 people left.

[03:46:40] Shark.

[03:46:41] Wasn't this where I was?

[03:46:46] Looks exactly the same.

[03:46:48] Alright, we're going to be hiding in the forest here.

[03:46:53] Wasn't there a guy over here?

[03:46:55] Is that him up?

[03:46:57] Yeah, that's him. That's him right there. Does he have a sniper?

[03:47:05] He might have a sniper.

[03:47:09] He doesn't. He doesn't have a sniper.

[03:47:12] Where'd he go?

[03:47:15] Okay, he's lining some shots. Okay, thanks.

[03:47:20] Sheesh, my boy. Sheesh.

[03:47:23] Is he gonna get hit with a storm?

[03:47:25] He's not.

[03:47:26] Alright, I'm gonna move out just so that we can skedaddle Skadoodle.

[03:47:31] By the way, I have switched up the Emo- oh my god, it's a person.

[03:47:37] Gulp-y fish time.

[03:47:41] Gulp-y fish time, man.

[03:47:42] Where'd he go?

[03:47:49] Dang it, I know somebody's like behind me too.

[03:47:56] Okay, where's the other dude, man?

[03:48:04] Ah, he's like over here, right?

[03:48:07] Ah, there he is!

[03:48:09] There he is, man!

[03:48:11] Hey, hey, stop that!

[03:48:16] Dang it! I gotta reload.

[03:48:20] We got him.

[03:48:24] Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[03:48:27] Wow, bro!

[03:48:32] Oh my god, dude.

[03:48:33] Why are they all after me, man?

[03:48:38] Oh no! It was too high!

[03:48:40] Ha ha!

[03:48:42] Stupid!

[03:48:43] Let's go. Let's go. Holy moly man. I am in the thick of it. I am in the thick of it, man.

[03:48:59] Jesus Christ. Can we zip line out of here? Please. I just want to get out of here. Okay,

[03:49:11] Where is he? Where is he at? Is this a thing?

[03:49:13] Nice!

[03:49:15] Oh, let me get the high ground.

[03:49:17] Woo! Dude, this is so bad.

[03:49:25] Why am I missing?

[03:49:27] Oh!

[03:49:31] Let's go. I didn't get the Allen button.

[03:49:33] Let's go! Perfect!

[03:49:35] That's how I wanted it.

[03:49:37] I just wanted a timer like that. I am running out of ammo though.

[03:49:39] I think I have 22, man.

[03:49:41] Okay, is everything like full?

[03:49:44] Ooh, this guy got slight.

[03:49:46] Hold on, I gotta go back here.

[03:49:49] We gotta get some stuff from the loot.

[03:49:51] A little bit of this, a little bit of that.

[03:49:54] Let's get some ammo, man. What is this?

[03:49:56] Salt rifle? Ooh, that's gonna go hard.

[03:50:00] That's gonna go hard. Let's drink this really fast.

[03:50:03] All right, where is this? We're doing pretty good, man.

[03:50:06] Pretty good damn it. He didn't have ammo. He didn't have any assault rifle ammo. Well a weasel, dude

[03:50:20] Did he not know who should get perfect I love it I

[03:50:25] Love it. Please tell me you had a salt right lamp. Okay. Nice. He had some pretty good stuff

[03:50:30] Nothing too crazy

[03:50:32] But some pretty good stuff

[03:50:36] Okay fully loaded out. Let's go. I'm so much better now at the cycling of my weapons. That's all that I knew it

[03:50:44] I knew that the whole this game was gonna take man. Let's just bang

[03:50:47] All right, Foxy. I see you're redeem. I'm gonna do my torque in a second. All right. Oh, I see him

[03:50:54] It's like right there should I pick up the sniper pop this guy

[03:51:00] Pop this guy one

[03:51:02] Nah, he's dead, at least, good doodled.

[03:51:08] Alright.

[03:51:09] Nobody has like a better- oh here we go, thank god.

[03:51:11] I was about to say like a better shotgun.

[03:51:13] Okay, we gotta run.

[03:51:17] I gotta find, I gotta situate myself towards the high ground.

[03:51:20] What are we at?

[03:51:21] Eight elms.

[03:51:23] And there's only three people left, dude.

[03:51:26] There's only three of us left, man.

[03:51:28] It's getting intense.

[03:51:30] 1v1. No. 1v2. There was three enemies left. They know my location. Here, let me do this.

[03:51:54] Can I get- oh nice.

[03:51:58] What?

[03:51:59] Okay, it works.

[03:52:01] It works.

[03:52:02] It works.

[03:52:03] I'm back here.

[03:52:04] Where is he?

[03:52:05] Where'd he go?

[03:52:06] Where'd he go?

[03:52:07] Where'd he go?

[03:52:08] I'm back here. Where is he? Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?

[03:52:18] Where is he, man? Dang it. Dang it. I don't like this. I'm at 85 health. I don't like

[03:52:33] I'm so close to getting my Allen man, come on.

[03:52:38] There's somebody in this house?

[03:52:41] Somebody's in this house dude.

[03:52:44] There's like one dude in this house.

[03:52:47] Dang it!

[03:52:48] Even if he is though, I got a skedaddle man.

[03:52:52] Oh!

[03:52:53] I don't want to get shot in the back but it is what it is.

[03:52:57] No!

[03:52:58] No!

[03:52:59] Where's he at?

[03:53:00] Where's he at?

[03:53:01] Where's he at? Where's he at?

[03:53:11] No!

[03:53:12] Dude, I was trying to cycle through.

[03:53:14] Damn it! Where does the other dude at?

[03:53:16] Why am I doing a 1v1 over here?

[03:53:21] My god, he's on top of the hill. Jesus!

[03:53:24] Jesus!

[03:53:26] Alright.

[03:53:28] GG.

[03:53:29] JJ

[03:53:33] That was such a close one man, oh

[03:53:37] Spicy, okay, we'll get into another one

[03:53:41] Hey, you figured out the emo dude

[03:53:44] All right claim here people want to play some fortnight. Oh boy. Oh Jesus. Oh Lord Jesus

[03:53:51] First of all none of that

[03:53:54] first of all

[03:53:56] None of it. How do I do? How do I adjust the settings to this?

[03:54:03] Joinable party to non-joinable party

[03:54:12] What?

[03:54:14] This okay, there we go

[03:54:16] Let's do pride for now who got on the

[03:54:20] The list first

[03:54:22] We got into the queue first dude. I know Jay Howie top three right? Let's go. That's my first game of the day, too

[03:54:27] So I'm still warming up brain-wise, so I feel like I'm gonna get a lot better

[03:54:33] Let's take a look at the queue

[03:54:35] Let's clear it up

[03:54:36] Was Jay Howie first or is that from yesterday? I'm gonna clear it up right now

[03:54:40] So you guys got a fair chance whoever does it first all right?

[03:54:44] Let's just do that

[03:54:46] It's cleared up. I gotta remove these things

[03:54:49] And whoever I see first in the queue will get picked up first.

[03:54:56] Alright, because like I said I only want to do duos today.

[03:55:00] I'm not in the mood for like parties of like three or four.

[03:55:03] I kind of want to just do duos.

[03:55:06] I feel like duos is more fun, that's why.

[03:55:09] Clap, let's go out and clap.

[03:55:12] Only lowercase!

[03:55:14] It's true, it might be that.

[03:55:19] How's it going, man?

[03:55:23] How's your summer going, dude?

[03:55:26] Woo!

[03:55:27] Alright, so Jay Howie was first, fair square, dismiss request, but invite to party.

[03:55:38] How about that?

[03:55:40] And then this way we got the duos.

[03:55:43] Let's go.

[03:55:44] Duos, you're a build.

[03:55:46] Now, my brain can only handle NoBuild because, one, I still got to practice cycling through

[03:55:51] items, which is hard enough as it is, you know what I mean?

[03:55:57] I got top three with just like practicing it right now, but that's about it.

[03:56:03] Scared of themes?

[03:56:07] I'm not scared of them, this is boring.

[03:56:10] It's not as fun.

[03:56:11] Unless you're like with a squad, you know what I mean?

[03:56:14] Everyone's communicating and you're like able to talk. That's what I usually like to play

[03:56:18] Well like a squad

[03:56:20] But if it's just gonna be chill

[03:56:22] Man duo's nothing beats like a duo a chill duo link it that way a

[03:56:27] chill sesh

[03:56:28] chill duo sesh

[03:56:33] All right, you want to do some target practice go for it go for it

[03:56:38] I'll be watching. I'll be waiting. Oh, that's right. I gotta do a twerk redeem, right?

[03:56:44] There you go.

[03:56:51] Twirk for a demon, Aquion.

[03:56:54] And yeah, the emote does it as well.

[03:56:57] I switch up the emote every now and then.

[03:56:58] Before it was the lurk one, and now it's the...

[03:57:14] you

[03:57:44] you

[03:58:14] you

[03:58:44] you

[03:59:14] you

[03:59:44] I'm pretty good at League.

[04:00:05] I'm not gonna lie.

[04:00:07] I'm pretty good.

[04:00:08] I'd say I hold my own fairly well.

[04:00:11] Oh, jeez!

[04:00:14] That's a cool emote, dude.

[04:00:18] Wait, that must only work for that skin, right?

[04:00:23] Alright, one more time!

[04:00:28] Maybe if I don't pick up the Charged SMG.

[04:00:31] How long do I have to charge it for?

[04:00:33] Here, let me see if I can find one.

[04:00:35] Dude, that was totally new to me.

[04:00:37] I had no idea what was going on with that gun.

[04:00:40] it literally looked like the shape of the shotgun that automatic one let me see

[04:00:52] if I can find it. Hello?

[04:00:58] and what does it do once you charge it? it just like blasts off?

[04:01:04] Is it over there?

[04:01:07] Can I get one?

[04:01:11] Okay, we're jumping back into the action until the towers.

[04:01:17] I believe in the gunskill.

[04:01:19] I believe in the gunskill.

[04:01:21] Did your score reset, J-Howie?

[04:01:23] I thought you were above 100, man.

[04:01:27] I thought you were totally above 100.

[04:01:31] What happened?

[04:01:32] Or is that on the switch?

[04:01:36] Bruh.

[04:01:38] Hehehehe.

[04:01:42] Oh no!

[04:01:46] I might have dropped a little too fast.

[04:01:48] I might not make it.

[04:01:52] Especially if I hit a tree.

[04:01:55] Oh never mind.

[04:01:56] Dude, like literally right where I think.

[04:01:58] It's pretty epic.

[04:01:59] But unfortunately, uh...

[04:02:01] What is this?

[04:02:04] Perfect.

[04:02:05] Perfect.

[04:02:07] You better never see it coming.

[04:02:10] Anything good in there?

[04:02:12] Man!

[04:02:14] I see some ammo.

[04:02:16] Ooh, it looks like you ran right by this.

[04:02:19] Sweet thing.

[04:02:21] What's that over there?

[04:02:25] Ooh, a med mist.

[04:02:27] Okay.

[04:02:28] Now we're getting spicy.

[04:02:31] Now we're getting spicy. Hello. I'll take it all. All right, we got some good stuff

[04:02:46] Oh no

[04:02:50] That was so close to that was so close to

[04:02:56] That was so close to

[04:02:58] Thank you.

[04:03:28] you

[04:03:58] you

[04:04:28] you

[04:04:58] you

[04:05:28] you

[04:05:58] Oh, it's over there. That's not good. I'm on my way, buddy. Slowly but surely. I got

[04:06:14] this. Don't worry. Dang it. What is this wall? How did you get over there, dude? Sneaky

[04:06:28] Sneaky does it.

[04:06:30] I'm gonna grab this.

[04:06:35] We're gonna run.

[04:06:37] Wait, how long until the start?

[04:06:39] Oh, God, oh, Jesus.

[04:06:41] Where is he?

[04:06:44] Let's go this way.

[04:06:46] Woo!

[04:06:48] Oh my god, there's two of them!

[04:06:59] Okay, it is what it is.

[04:07:01] Dude, they were pretty good though, man.

[04:07:03] Damn, you saw that duo action?

[04:07:05] That was too good, dude.

[04:07:06] That was a little too good.

[04:07:07] I don't know.

[04:07:08] Yeah, duos might be a little too hard.

[04:07:09] I'm gonna admit it now.

[04:07:10] I'm gonna admit it now, man.

[04:07:12] It might be a little too hard, dude.

[04:07:15] That was crazy.

[04:07:17] They had such great teamwork dude, they were like, they were in there, they were both just

[04:07:21] in there.

[04:07:22] Zen, ready to go man.

[04:07:24] Alright Undertaker, let's do it.

[04:07:29] Let's do it.

[04:07:30] These man, that was crazy.

[04:07:33] We'll see, I might have to switch to the squads if it gets this difficult.

[04:07:41] You are a higher rank though, so I don't know if you were attracting those people

[04:07:44] man.

[04:07:45] That was pretty tough though, man

[04:07:48] That was pretty tough

[04:07:50] We'll see I mean man. I might as well. They have a trio thing, right?

[04:07:55] It's not duos. It's trios, right?

[04:07:58] They don't

[04:08:00] They have oh wait, there's it down here

[04:08:03] They don't have trios. No bill. What's the point?

[04:08:07] They haven't only here recently played by epic

[04:08:11] Unless it's like, ah, there it is. You got to look for it. That's kind of weird

[04:08:15] That's kind of weird man. Let's just do this

[04:08:18] The link going closes do that

[04:08:22] Why'd I go back to do those?

[04:08:26] This trio is not work. Oh

[04:08:28] That's right. It's like a glitch right? Let me see. Oh

[04:08:32] No, there it is. I

[04:08:35] Think it works. Yeah, it should be fine

[04:08:40] Should be fine

[04:08:43] How would you know?

[04:08:45] When's the last time you play Fortnite?

[04:08:47] Three years ago?

[04:08:49] Three years ago, man.

[04:09:03] We'll do the little shimmy shimmy.

[04:09:05] The little shimmy shimmy, man.

[04:09:11] Little DJ action.

[04:09:13] We'll be back.

[04:09:15] I can talk!

[04:09:17] Of course you can.

[04:09:19] Why wouldn't you be able to?

[04:09:23] Why not?

[04:09:29] Oh, sheesh!

[04:09:31] Oh, sheesh!

[04:09:33] J-ho!

[04:09:35] Damn, lifting those weights, though.

[04:09:37] Lifting those weights.

[04:09:39] Bruh, they weren't real!

[04:09:41] They were just floaties they were just a little floaties man back to DJ we're back to DJ

[04:09:52] Sheesh! CJ with the Spam, momma mia, pizzeria.

[04:09:59] CJ grating the pyramid, dude. Damn.

[04:10:16] Yeah, I'm pretty sure the last time two men's play Fortnite was like three years ago.

[04:10:23] I'm positive.

[04:10:30] Oh.

[04:10:34] Oh!

[04:10:36] Yeah!

[04:10:46] Uh, Sanctuary.

[04:10:53] Sure.

[04:10:57] Why not?

[04:10:58] Looks like a cool fun spot to get killed.

[04:11:01] I like it.

[04:11:03] Remember to thank your bus driver.

[04:11:05] Man, I'm gonna have to pee soon.

[04:11:12] Oh, probably like 8 months.

[04:11:15] Well, eight months, especially in Fortnite, dude, everything changes in like a week.

[04:11:21] All of a sudden there's dinosaurs, all of a sudden you can like do rollerblading, backflips,

[04:11:27] use the spider-man ability, water guns, destroy the universe with a snap.

[04:11:35] All that.

[04:11:38] Let's land right here with the chest.

[04:11:41] See where that gets us.

[04:11:43] Oh, oh, okay.

[04:11:45] I don't know what this does, but I'm intrigued.

[04:11:50] Here, I'm not gonna have it out just in case.

[04:11:53] Oh, my.

[04:11:54] Oh, this is some good stuff.

[04:11:56] Is this the charge?

[04:11:57] Okay, no.

[04:11:58] It's the auto shotgun.

[04:11:59] You see, this is what I was talking about.

[04:12:00] It looks exactly the same, dude, as the charge SMG.

[04:12:03] They completely fumbled.

[04:12:05] Uh-oh.

[04:12:07] That's why it's a bit of action.

[04:12:17] Hello.

[04:12:20] Who's down?

[04:12:25] Jeez!

[04:12:32] I didn't get my full shot-jump.

[04:12:35] Who's shooting?

[04:12:40] Who's shooting?

[04:12:48] All right, all right.

[04:12:50] I think I prefer the other shotgun, but you know what?

[04:12:53] We'll stick with this one for a little bit and see how it do.

[04:13:02] So what is the chainsaw thing?

[04:13:06] Oh, you could throw it, right?

[04:13:08] Yeah, I knew it.

[04:13:10] That's what the dude was using on me last time.

[04:13:13] Let's do it again.

[04:13:14] It looks utterly worthless, but let's just keep doing it.

[04:13:18] Where they at?

[04:13:21] Hit him with the saw, man.

[04:13:28] Did it uh, did it epically work?

[04:13:53] Oh, that's J. Howie over there. Okay. Okay. What's this? The charge SMG. Hold on. I gotta try it.

[04:14:02] I gotta see how you actually use this.

[04:14:04] Oh, with no recoil? Okay. You know what? I'm gonna try that. Let's see how that goes, man.

[04:14:15] Oh, we got somebody of course he's behind a bush

[04:14:22] I'm on my way with the charges and G he hasn't died already

[04:14:36] Pick a move I see you. Oh, well you can ride it, right?

[04:14:45] oh shoot oh shoot oh shoot one second jay how we won't come over here keep

[04:15:02] growling me

[04:15:14] I'm sure they don't know I'm like

[04:15:16] where'd the other guy go

[04:15:20] dang flabbit where'd he go

[04:15:24] very nice

[04:15:26] I'm gonna have my shotgun out just in case

[04:15:28] uh hello

[04:15:30] I was about to get that stuck man.

[04:15:32] What is that?

[04:15:34] What are you doing?

[04:15:38] Bruh.

[04:15:40] I gotta get my Gobi Slurp on.

[04:15:42] Alright, where is everyone?

[04:15:44] Do we gotta collect this dude's card?

[04:15:48] Let's do it.

[04:15:50] I got you.

[04:15:52] What is that? Grappling Glove?

[04:15:54] Perfect.

[04:15:56] Um, where to, where to?

[04:15:58] I guess right over here, huh?

[04:16:06] Oh no!

[04:16:09] He's right there!

[04:16:12] He's right there!

[04:16:14] Mayday!

[04:16:15] I need a cease-tence!

[04:16:18] Yeah, let's see if I can reboot him.

[04:16:19] In time.

[04:16:26] Damn, it takes a long time.

[04:16:28] No way wait wait wait

[04:16:46] We were so close oh, we were so close

[04:16:56] Thanks rabbit

[04:17:01] We almost had that one I'm not gonna lie we almost had that one. It was this close

[04:17:10] We'll get him next time we'll get him next time all right

[04:17:14] All right, Alona, how you holding up?

[04:17:16] It's just me or it's a little getting chunky.

[04:17:20] Look at that face dude.

[04:17:23] A full squad all with the Naruto skins.

[04:17:33] I love it man, I love it.

[04:17:35] All right Jay Howie, let's get it.

[04:17:38] Let's get it.

[04:17:43] How many stone heads have you guys got?

[04:17:45] You got one so far?

[04:17:46] Okay.

[04:17:47] Very nice, very nice.

[04:18:03] Mama!

[04:18:06] Woo woo woo.

[04:18:13] All right, I gotta pee before we jump into this one, okay?

[04:18:25] I'll be right back.

[04:18:26] It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

[04:18:48] Looks like I'm going to have to wait. Are you ready to party?

[04:18:55] Are you ready to party?

[04:19:02] Are you ready to party?

[04:19:10] Let's get it done.

[04:19:11] Let's show Moose Bolt.

[04:19:12] Here.

[04:19:13] I'm going to choose...

[04:19:14] Oh my god.

[04:19:15] It jumps out already.

[04:19:16] I'm going to go to Sleepy Sound.

[04:19:17] I'm going over there, man.

[04:19:18] That other spot looks a little too far.

[04:19:19] sleepy sound I'm going over there man that other spot looks a little too hot

[04:19:26] feel like everybody's gonna be dropping there everybody everybody looks like it's

[04:19:32] all out of ammo the energy fuel tank you guys got away a little bit to hit

[04:19:38] that loot box to hit it up we'll see what's in there today huh could be the

[04:19:44] PlayStation 5. Maybe $1,000 on gift card. Who knows?

[04:19:53] Um, you know what? I'm gonna go in this building.

[04:19:56] I'm gonna take charge of this building right here.

[04:20:05] Wow. Not a chest? Not a weapon?

[04:20:11] What's the point of this building?

[04:20:14] I'm gonna be down here.

[04:20:22] Ah, I'm dead missed, okay.

[04:20:26] I hear a chest.

[04:20:28] Ooh, and I see...perfect!

[04:20:32] My favorite assault rifle.

[04:20:34] Oh my, oh my.

[04:20:40] Okay.

[04:20:41] Okay. Oh, I forgot to put my hockey as the second weapon, dude.

[04:20:46] If only I'd known it would have been so much easier the other games.

[04:20:51] Alright. That makes sense. That makes sense. What is this?

[04:20:56] Hammer assault rifle? Oh, Lord Jesus. Who's shooting at me?

[04:21:02] Where are they at? Where are they at?

[04:21:05] You know, I did get one of those other Naruto skin boys downtown, okay?

[04:21:11] I was able to eliminate him, unfortunately right in front of the, uh, revival bus, though.

[04:21:20] Is it above me? It's above me! I hear it.

[04:21:27] Okay, okay. Firework gun!

[04:21:34] What the? Hello?

[04:21:38] Hello?

[04:21:41] Hello? You're being extremely rude, dude. You're being extremely rude, dude!

[04:21:55] He could not aim. Holy moly, could he not aim?

[04:21:59] Okay, I want to reload this before I go out there. I don't know where you're crawling

[04:22:04] to but it better not been for help but I'm gonna be taking that and then I'm

[04:22:12] gonna be skedad on skadoodle I was trying to use some fireworks man this

[04:22:16] type of went all crazy on me

[04:22:19] Look at that!

[04:22:22] Sheesh!

[04:22:24] Epic.

[04:22:25] Hey, it's a weapon!

[04:22:28] Hold on.

[04:22:30] I want it.

[04:22:32] I want it.

[04:22:33] What does it have?

[04:22:34] Soul rifle?

[04:22:35] Ah, I don't want it.

[04:22:37] I don't want it!

[04:22:38] I changed my mind.

[04:22:41] Let's see what's in here.

[04:22:43] Nice chest.

[04:22:45] Oh, the chainsaw.

[04:22:47] Dude, what is the chainsaw for?

[04:22:50] It's like so worthless.

[04:22:54] ammo?

[04:22:55] Noice. Ooh, perfect. I need to assault rifle ammo.

[04:22:59] The gold's spoken.

[04:23:04] Is there a way for me to get up there?

[04:23:10] I gotta pee!

[04:23:12] Directly above me.

[04:23:19] Uh, where's the team at?

[04:23:25] That's a pretty good question, right?

[04:23:28] Where's the team at?

[04:23:29] Oh, I really don't need this.

[04:23:31] Okay.

[04:23:32] Let's go that way.

[04:23:37] I guess not. Alright, moving forward. I smell a sussy buck. I smell him. He's near

[04:24:04] behind. I'm a Sita. Well that was rude.

[04:24:23] No, there's somebody over there guys.

[04:24:28] What is that thing, dude? What is that thing?

[04:24:33] Oh, where's my teammates? No!

[04:24:40] How come it's taking so long to, uh, heal?

[04:24:44] Where's my teammates? Where are you guys doing over here?

[04:24:49] My god. Where's the enemy? What is Jay Howie doing in the building?

[04:24:54] Oh my god, dude, what are you guys doing?

[04:25:03] Why are you over there?

[04:25:04] You're supposed to go to the zone.

[04:25:06] I literally thought I had a CJ with me, that's why I engage in combat.

[04:25:10] Dude, that's crazy.

[04:25:13] My goodness, man.

[04:25:16] Alright, well, I'm gonna take the opportunity to pee then.

[04:25:30] Pretty sure J-Howey's next on the death list here.

[04:25:36] i'll be right back

[04:26:06] Oh look at that!

[04:26:20] He's still alive, huh?

[04:27:00] I'm going to kill you!

[04:27:26] There's a lot of damage!

[04:27:30] Holy s**t! What the hell is this damage?!

[04:27:46] Holy... Alright, good try, good try.

[04:27:50] Let's jump into an... Man, y'all are making my games really difficult, by the way.

[04:27:54] I was doing just fine solo.

[04:27:56] I was doing just fine top three and now I'm going up against all these hard hardcore Naruto players man. What's up with that?

[04:28:03] What's up with that dude?

[04:28:05] Hey

[04:28:07] That's crazy man

[04:28:09] Like I said, I think the real fumble though on that last match was the fact that y'all are just y'all are just sitting in these spots

[04:28:16] Where you had no business to be sitting. What was that?

[04:28:19] We had Jay Howie over there back in the building for some reason CJ was goofing off with the truck somewhere

[04:28:26] Meanwhile, I was engaging with three enemies.

[04:28:30] I got one to one shot.

[04:28:33] The rest just needed a tap.

[04:28:36] And then I died.

[04:28:37] Oh, somebody won't call me the world is gone.

[04:28:44] La la la.

[04:28:46] Unbelievable.

[04:28:47] Unbelievable.

[04:28:48] This is why I say I hate, I hate squads.

[04:28:52] It's like zero point.

[04:28:53] You see how they're playing, right?

[04:28:55] You see how all of them are like glue?

[04:28:57] You don't see one alone.

[04:29:00] And if you do, they're dead immediately.

[04:29:02] You gotta follow, follow, man.

[04:29:08] There's gotta be some coordination.

[04:29:11] Coordination.

[04:29:21] Oh, now.

[04:29:23] How you doing?

[04:29:25] You want another one of these do you now

[04:29:35] Man what happened to man he just dipped in me

[04:29:39] This dude just dipped

[04:29:42] Let's see his last message was like an hour ago

[04:29:50] Well now

[04:29:55] RIP A KONDA MISURA!

[04:29:57] MISURA MISURA!

[04:29:59] MISURA MISURA!

[04:30:01] MISURA MISURA!

[04:30:03] MISURA MISURA!

[04:30:13] Ooh, yeah, now!

[04:30:20] That's right! That's right!

[04:30:22] I was still waiting. What happened? CJ, we're waiting on you, by the way.

[04:30:26] What are you doing, man? Not ready. Not ready.

[04:30:32] What is this? What is this?

[04:30:38] CJ, you're too focused on the loopbox when... oh my god.

[04:30:44] Let's do status.

[04:30:47] The first one to join is doing duos.

[04:30:50] Let me put it that way.

[04:30:53] Uh, how do we do...

[04:30:55] What is it, this?

[04:30:56] Doos?

[04:30:57] Breath.

[04:30:58] Ready on up.

[04:31:00] We got this.

[04:31:01] We'll let CJ do the loot thing.

[04:31:03] He's just too busy doing the loot thing, man.

[04:31:06] Woo!

[04:31:07] We'll see.

[04:31:08] We'll get a second chance at Doos.

[04:31:10] So, yeah, did your rank reset, Jay Halley?

[04:31:13] Is that how that works?

[04:31:15] It just resets.

[04:31:17] Remember you being like above 100

[04:31:28] Look at that samurai sword man, actually it's a baseball bat my bet it's a baseball bat

[04:31:34] Gotta stick with the classics.

[04:31:43] Gotta stick with the classics.

[04:31:46] Your game is still loading yet no choice.

[04:31:48] Loading?

[04:31:49] Why would it be loading?

[04:31:51] Oh, believe me, I know Jay Halley.

[04:31:55] But the ammo's got a refuel anyway, you know?

[04:31:57] You could just let it refuel a little bit.

[04:32:02] Oh, the new season started a month ago.

[04:32:06] Okay.

[04:32:07] That would explain it.

[04:32:08] As the banana just runs across the screen.

[04:32:13] Bruh.

[04:32:14] Alright.

[04:32:15] Let's go somewhere where we can actually survive a little bit.

[04:32:19] The Condo Canyon looks cool.

[04:32:22] Let's go there.

[04:32:23] I feel like there's going to be a little more chill.

[04:32:25] We're not going to run into any Naruto's over there.

[04:32:29] all dropping in the top of towers most likely this should be good this should

[04:32:38] be pleasant pleasant

[04:32:46] yeah

[04:32:49] All right, I gotta use this thing I was shocked that it didn't open yet

[04:33:00] But away we give

[04:33:03] There's no way I would have made it if I just let it go automatically there's no way

[04:33:09] All right, so I'm gonna go here

[04:33:12] I'm letting you know where which building I'm gonna be in okay

[04:33:15] I already got a gun I got a guy. Oh, that's a hobby. I was like, damn. Go pack some grenades.

[04:33:25] Noice.

[04:33:30] Noice.

[04:33:35] Okay.

[04:33:40] I guess we could just ping every time we're going to like, move somewhere, right?

[04:33:51] somewhere, right? So the communication is solid. What is the chest at? It sounds like

[04:34:07] right here okay bye where's the yet that's a window

[04:34:28] we'll smoke them out where's his friend at

[04:34:37] Bruh.

[04:34:41] Rift it up.

[04:34:44] Rift it up.

[04:34:50] I want the high ground.

[04:34:54] See if I can see them.

[04:34:55] Because I don't see nobody, man.

[04:35:02] There's a war going on off into the distance.

[04:35:09] Down there.

[04:35:15] Did you kill him?

[04:35:19] They dead?

[04:35:20] Dunzo?

[04:35:24] This car don't work.

[04:35:25] Oh, mama, you just gonna pass by this thing and not use it?

[04:35:30] Hold on.

[04:35:34] I need me a little bit of this juice.

[04:35:55] walk a moly the spam dude all right full health

[04:36:03] let's get that noodle turn it off turn it off thank god

[04:36:19] Where to? Let's go to the towers. Let's do that. Your banana's poking outside of the

[04:36:30] roof, man.

[04:36:32] Oh.

[04:36:35] There we go. Dictive. Don't worry about anything. Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing.

[04:36:49] It's been out of time.

[04:37:08] You know what?

[04:37:09] I want to go center.

[04:37:10] I don't want to have to keep outrunning the storm.

[04:37:14] It's a guy over there.

[04:37:17] The weasel.

[04:37:19] You might have heard me.

[04:37:24] You have a flat tire.

[04:37:39] We got this.

[04:37:40] We're going to keep it moving.

[04:37:45] Dude, this car is a trooper.

[04:37:51] Alright, sounds good, CJ.

[04:37:57] Hey, look at that, it's a Lambo!

[04:38:11] What the hell is that?

[04:38:15] I guess we should just chill here, right?

[04:38:23] Since we're in the center of the storm.

[04:38:26] Uh, man, I could use some ammo though.

[04:38:29] Dude, it's like nothing in these buildings.

[04:38:34] What's that over there?

[04:38:39] Firefly Jar.

[04:38:40] Yeah, no thank you.

[04:38:43] Oh should we modify it? Let's modify it. Let's do it. Where the lambo at? Where the lambo

[04:38:54] at? How do we do it again? Woo! Damn! Okay! That's pretty cool. Where to go though? I don't

[04:39:07] I don't even know. Dude, we're at the center here. Maybe sanctuary. Let's go there.

[04:39:14] Okay, okay!

[04:39:19] See if we can run over some people.

[04:39:29] This ain't really an off-road car, huh?

[04:39:32] Shoot.

[04:39:37] Oh, I didn't know you could do that right through the buildings, man.

[04:39:54] Let's go.

[04:39:57] Full force ahead.

[04:39:59] Well, we might be able to get the loot box.

[04:40:02] Let's see.

[04:40:04] Push it!

[04:40:08] Um, where is it?

[04:40:11] Right there?

[04:40:15] No!

[04:40:16] No!

[04:40:17] Uh-oh.

[04:40:20] Uh...

[04:40:23] We got this.

[04:40:29] We got him.

[04:40:32] I'm out of here.

[04:40:34] I wasn't expecting that dude. He was not expecting that. Oh, I see. Oh, I see you dude. Oh, no

[04:40:57] No, I'm fumbling.

[04:40:58] That was close.

[04:40:59] You got a nice shotgun, look at that.

[04:41:02] Here, we're gonna replace it.

[04:41:06] And then, uh, I'll take this, why not?

[04:41:12] Sheesh.

[04:41:13] That was close, that was close.

[04:41:17] That was much better, dude.

[04:41:18] Damn, look at me with my two elms.

[04:41:22] As you can see, they weren't like, oh, no fuel.

[04:41:27] They weren't a little Naruto people.

[04:41:30] I'm over here, Gahwee.

[04:41:39] What do those guys have?

[04:41:41] Anything solid?

[04:41:43] Anything good?

[04:41:46] He also had a shotgun.

[04:41:47] I guess we should go towards that direction.

[04:42:17] you

[04:42:47] you

[04:43:17] you

[04:43:47] you

[04:44:17] you

[04:44:47] I

[04:45:00] Bible have a medkit. I got a bad mist. I'm packing man. I'm packing for my survival

[04:45:12] This is good. Oh my god, are you getting attacked by a wolf?

[04:45:17] Oh my god!

[04:45:21] Oh, I was so close! Dude, there's a med mist in there. Med kit. Oh, I get stuff.

[04:45:27] Oh, I was so close. What is that?

[04:45:30] The stupid wolf, man.

[04:45:33] All right, you got my card, at least, right?

[04:45:36] We still got this. We still got this.

[04:45:39] Yeah, I'm gonna let SpongeBob take it away, man.

[04:45:47] Give Luna a hug! Okay, I'll do that right now before we give SpongeBob his time.

[04:45:57] There you go, the Luna hug redeem!

[04:46:47] I'm gettin' revived, let's go!

[04:47:03] Do it again!

[04:47:04] All right, here's the...

[04:47:05] I'm gonna hug him.

[04:47:06] There you go, there you go.

[04:47:13] Am I back?

[04:47:16] I'm baying! I'm baying! Uh-oh. This was not a good idea. Have a pistol. Oh boy. Oh boy.

[04:47:32] I like some damage in that race

[04:47:38] I like dude he had a good weapon there's no way that must have been like a gold

[04:47:44] S&G because I just dropped that was crazy I literally just dropped after that

[04:47:50] Holy moly

[04:47:53] Mama Mia pizzeria

[04:47:58] Freakin boardy

[04:48:01] Go on get my card get my card how many people left eight people left

[04:48:11] You're going in the wrong direction

[04:48:13] Where's my card the cards right there?

[04:48:16] Cards right there, man. SpongeBob, take it away again.

[04:48:21] Alright, speaker. Your time is up.

[04:49:16] Oh, it's a lot of damage!

[04:49:27] Oh, there's no way to come back!

[04:49:35] Holy s***! What the hell is this thing?!

[04:49:46] Oh

[04:50:06] Holy moly it's still going on dude crazy

[04:50:09] Like I said, it's a little loud for me. I don't know if it's like too loud for you guys, but it's pretty loud. Even for me, dude.

[04:50:30] Damn, it's down to two people. It's down to two people. What are you trying to do?

[04:50:35] Make sure that he falls down. Destroying the structure.

[04:50:44] Okay. Okay.

[04:50:54] Uh-oh.

[04:50:58] It's happening.

[04:51:00] It's happening. You're gonna leave the animal behind.

[04:51:05] Oh, dude, you are getting shot at like nobody's business.

[04:51:11] Oh, use the chug jugs! Use the chug jugs!

[04:51:17] Wait, is it a 1v1? Here, it's a 1v1.

[04:51:20] Alright, let's see if he got this.

[04:51:23] Spicy!

[04:51:27] Oh no, the mist.

[04:51:31] Oh my goodness. Somebody's getting nervous.

[04:51:33] I'm gonna get nervous. No, you're the star. Oh no. So close. Oh my goodness man. So close dude.

[04:51:51] Sheeeeeee!

[04:51:56] Good try man, good try. That was so close dude.

[04:52:00] Oh that was a really good fight. That was a really good fight.

[04:52:04] Good job, good job.

[04:52:06] That was so close man.

[04:52:10] Woo wee!

[04:52:12] My goodness. Big oofers.

[04:52:14] But hey, very good game. That was super close.

[04:52:18] That dude was about to go down. I saw it.

[04:52:20] He was about to go downtown it was like that much that much more was needed

[04:52:27] All right, you said a CJ want to play right?

[04:52:30] The link the link here. Let's do a trio's and see how that goes

[04:52:35] Let's see if we can make it happen. I think we have one more a little hug redeem right?

[04:52:40] the baby the baby oh my goodness all right I might only have time I'm only

[04:53:01] have enough juice in me for one more and then I'll leave you guys with a

[04:53:05] broadcasts alright oh my goodness I'm more mad that the killers he had two in

[04:53:11] that lower by knocking it down then this guy just gets the dub oh really it could

[04:53:17] be like this sometimes CJ are you still gonna play solo seven left oh he's in

[04:53:24] the middle of a game okay so we're just gonna do one more duo's let's see

[04:53:29] how it goes oof don't worry for everybody else you're still gonna be

[04:53:35] to grind up your channel points. I'm going to be leading you guys with a rebroadcast to enjoy.

[04:53:41] And during the rebroadcast, you can also go for the little loot box there that you see.

[04:53:45] The little loot box contains pretty much all the redeems that you see on the channel.

[04:53:50] So if you want to take a shot at that, you can. Every time you win though,

[04:53:54] you have to wait two days before you can play again. And if you want to see the

[04:53:58] rarity tiers, just join the discord and it's in the announcement. You'll see it there.

[04:54:03] But yeah, I hope you have fun with it. I hope you grind up those channel points

[04:54:08] You're gonna want to because tomorrow everybody the Luna prize wheel

[04:54:13] The Luna prize wheels come back out. It's making it return

[04:54:18] So yeah, I hope you guys enjoy. Oh, oh mama. Oh mama

[04:54:28] No scope

[04:54:30] Or should I say hard scope watch this?

[04:54:36] easy

[04:54:39] All right, let's get this last game waiting for players

[04:54:44] 45 seconds dude. That's crazy

[04:54:48] What's in the little prize wheel? It's gonna be Airpods Pro

[04:54:51] So if you want to

[04:54:53] Take a chance and winning some Airpods Pro you could always spin the wheel

[04:54:57] And there's also a ton of other stuff, but that's the big price that's on there

[04:55:04] Whoo

[04:55:07] You won CJ nice man, I saw you were in the middle of a game, so I didn't want to uh I

[04:55:13] Don't want to interrupt that but I'm glad you won dude

[04:55:16] Yeah, I feel like solos pretty easy. I mean the matchmaking is pretty good

[04:55:20] They got the matchmaking pretty on point with Sola

[04:55:24] All right, let's see if there's time though for you guys to be able to get this one loot box over here

[04:55:31] Good luck. Good luck

[04:55:37] When we drop in where's a good spot man, you know what I haven't discovered this area yet, so

[04:55:43] Let me go over there

[04:55:44] It looks cool. It looks cool

[04:55:46] Ow! I think this is good. What a good dropping point. What is that? Is that a teddy bear?

[04:56:07] Giant teddy bear, man. Let me do this. Oh, there's no way I'm gonna make it, huh? Unless

[04:56:14] There's this thing right here, but I can go on.

[04:56:19] Oh, it's like the rollerball thing, right?

[04:56:21] Here, let me see.

[04:56:23] I've never done it before.

[04:56:27] I might as well try it.

[04:56:30] Oh, very cool, man.

[04:56:37] Yeah, well, let me go down and get a little drink.

[04:56:40] Get a little drink before we get things

[04:56:43] out.

[04:57:13] you

[04:57:43] you

[04:58:13] you

[04:58:43] you

[04:59:13] you

[04:59:43] you

[05:00:01] Oh what the what the

[05:00:13] Well, I'm missing every bullet, which is pretty cool.

[05:00:18] Oh, he's so weak, man.

[05:00:22] There's gotta be a shield right there.

[05:00:25] Damn.

[05:00:26] Damn.

[05:00:27] I don't have much ammo left.

[05:00:31] Where's the highway at?

[05:00:32] Woo!

[05:00:33] Welcome to the party!

[05:00:35] Dude, there's a couple guys over there.

[05:00:38] How do we get up on this hill?

[05:00:42] I missed.

[05:00:47] Alright, go for it.

[05:00:51] Shoot him up.

[05:00:52] No!

[05:00:53] I tried to get him!

[05:00:54] He's weak, he's weak, he's weak.

[05:00:55] 100% he's weak.

[05:00:56] Yeah, let's go.

[05:00:57] And then I'll be right here.

[05:00:58] And then I'm gonna be grabbing this stuff.

[05:01:12] we go. Bruh. This is like out of the open, isn't it? I do advantages, which is nice.

[05:01:22] I think we'll be okay. Yeah, I'm gonna start putting this into slow mo by the way. Slow

[05:01:30] Let me do this.

[05:01:42] I need a heal, man.

[05:01:50] One more.

[05:01:51] One more bandage.

[05:01:52] Then I got a relive.

[05:02:00] Where does this lead to?

[05:02:03] Over there.

[05:02:08] Hmm.

[05:02:11] Better over there, no?

[05:02:12] I might as well reload this.

[05:02:17] Oh, the mace!

[05:02:18] I'm on my way.

[05:02:19] Oh, but they're like super down low.

[05:02:25] Super down low, man.

[05:02:31] Where the mini's at?

[05:02:35] Oh, noice.

[05:02:39] Acceptable.

[05:02:42] Mucho acceptable.

[05:02:45] I like it. I like it.

[05:02:46] Let's do that, and then...

[05:02:51] Ah, it's right above me!

[05:02:54] Bruh.

[05:02:57] You're joking.

[05:03:02] Almost!

[05:03:04] What was in there?

[05:03:06] Anything good?

[05:03:07] Okay, we got that.

[05:03:08] Ooh!

[05:03:09] Perfect.

[05:03:10] Perfect!

[05:03:11] Here, we'll do a little bit of that.

[05:03:13] Got the awesome assault rifle and then hammer sub rifle.

[05:03:21] Noise.

[05:03:22] I'm out of here.

[05:03:29] The daddling skadoodling.

[05:03:34] Man, I got a pea soon too.

[05:03:41] Shoot!

[05:03:42] My bladder.

[05:03:46] That still matters about the pop, guys!

[05:03:48] It's about the pop, man!

[05:03:58] Oh my god, I actually work.

[05:04:02] Oh, there's...

[05:04:08] I'm missing every shot. I'm missing every shot!

[05:04:12] Good.

[05:04:17] Damn.

[05:04:18] Damn.

[05:04:26] Woohoohoo!

[05:04:27] Won't say where!

[05:04:28] Won't say where!

[05:04:29] Won't say where with mama!

[05:04:31] Oh my goodness.

[05:04:32] That was pretty crazy.

[05:04:35] What is this?

[05:04:36] Two shot shotgun?

[05:04:38] Damn.

[05:04:40] Okay.

[05:04:41] And I got the ammo now, let's go!

[05:04:44] Dude, that was perfect!

[05:04:46] That was a perfect engage.

[05:04:47] Alright, where to next?

[05:04:50] The Daily Bubble?

[05:04:51] How about that?

[05:04:53] How about we go to the Daily Bubble?

[05:04:56] The Daily Bubble, man.

[05:04:59] Zoink!

[05:05:04] Oh, there's a thing over there?

[05:05:06] Ehh, I don't really need it.

[05:05:11] Man, there's still a lot of people left, though, surprisingly.

[05:05:16] Ooh.

[05:05:19] I will take lamps.

[05:05:20] Here, I just like the high ground, that's why.

[05:05:23] I just want to get some high ground.

[05:05:25] I want to be on the top of that building.

[05:05:29] On top of the daily bubble.

[05:05:31] Uh-oh.

[05:05:32] Oh, that's you, Jay.

[05:05:33] Okay.

[05:05:34] I heard a car noise and I was like, uh...

[05:05:41] Damn, this is a pretty cool rock!

[05:05:48] Okay!

[05:05:50] Can we zip line?

[05:05:57] We can.

[05:06:02] Okay!

[05:06:07] Nothing anybody.

[05:06:14] Nothing anybody.

[05:06:23] I'm not seeing anybody I'm on my seat, I don't see anybody I think I want to go down

[05:06:40] here okay is this gonna work that didn't work okay good to know good to know Jesus

[05:06:47] Christ. Is that a medkit? Okay, I can use a medkit.

[05:06:52] After that. Damn. You know what, to be fair, I had to use it anyway.

[05:06:59] I had to use it anyway, ma'am. Oh, I forgot a key.

[05:07:03] Alright, so let's grab that, and then let's get that as we do.

[05:07:08] Ooh, medmist. Um... Sure.

[05:07:12] Sure.

[05:07:15] Over the minis. Actually, man, sometimes it's just nice to have a minion on you.

[05:07:18] I don't know. Well, I could do this, I guess, because I don't really need that.

[05:07:23] Alright. Yeah, I don't know.

[05:07:29] I'm not in a good position, and it's also getting dark, and I hate it when it gets dark.

[05:07:32] Why don't we just let them fight each other for a little bit?

[05:07:35] Because...

[05:07:41] Yeah, I can use the ammo.

[05:07:48] It's hard for me to see when it's dark.

[05:07:50] Can I do this?

[05:07:52] Noice.

[05:07:53] Where's the ammo?

[05:07:54] They're behind him.

[05:07:55] Bruh, I can't see nothing.

[05:07:56] It's a portafort!

[05:07:57] Where's he at?

[05:08:03] That's not him.

[05:08:07] Bro, I can't see nothing.

[05:08:09] It's a portaforte! Hold on. Perfect.

[05:08:13] Let's go!

[05:08:18] Where are they at?

[05:08:20] I can't see.

[05:08:22] I can't see.

[05:08:27] Oh, they're all the way over there, dude.

[05:08:31] Oh, no, that's not somebody. Oh, no!

[05:08:33] It's the firework.

[05:08:35] Alright, let me go back for my minis.

[05:08:43] Really? Yeah.

[05:08:51] Oh, there's people over there. Okay, so where do we want to be?

[05:08:54] Ooh, I like this idea. No! I didn't fall. Oh wait, more salt rifle ammo. Why not? It doesn't hurt.

[05:09:04] Jesus! Riced? Where? I don't like that. Who hit me?

[05:09:10] I can't see anything when it's dark in Fortnite, so I don't know.

[05:09:36] Yeah, I don't know, dude.

[05:09:39] I don't know, man.

[05:09:41] Let me do this.

[05:09:44] Blate me, that.

[05:09:46] Interesting, guys. Sometimes, literally poor damage is all it needs.

[05:09:50] Oh my god. Well, if I didn't expose myself to the entire universe, then...

[05:09:54] I don't know what would.

[05:09:55] AHH, I KNEW IT!

[05:09:57] Oh, that's not even a guy! Oh my god, it's so annoying.

[05:10:00] At least not many of you just doesn't follow me.

[05:10:03] AHH!

[05:10:05] Please go away.

[05:10:06] Oh, I was so close to killing this guy, man.

[05:10:21] I was so close to killing that dude.

[05:10:22] 100%.

[05:10:23] No!

[05:10:24] My bad, man.

[05:10:26] I hit the spiderweb and the next thing you know, chaos.

[05:10:30] Chaos ensued.

[05:10:31] Jesus Christ.

[05:10:32] I'll see how he does I mean you can let them fight

[05:10:38] this is gonna be a little crazy looks like you guys still have some time though

[05:10:52] to go for the loop oh I got a pee in the meantime though so hopefully this will

[05:10:57] last. I'll be right back.

[05:11:27] What I miss, what I miss, is it still going on, is it still going on?

[05:11:47] Okay, get it then, get it Jay Howie.

[05:11:53] It's getting spicy!

[05:12:03] Damn!

[05:12:15] How many?

[05:12:16] It's a 1v2.

[05:12:17] You got this, you got this.

[05:12:22] You got this man.

[05:12:24] I believe.

[05:12:28] You know, you could always pick me up and then reboot me.

[05:12:32] I'm just saying.

[05:12:33] I'm just saying.

[05:12:34] It'd be quite reasonable.

[05:12:35] Oh no!

[05:12:36] Oh, there's Duo.

[05:12:37] That's so unlucky.

[05:12:38] That the last two is a Duo.

[05:12:39] That's so unlucky.

[05:12:40] Oh.

[05:12:41] Oh, they're coming for you.

[05:12:42] that the last two is a duo. That's so unlucky.

[05:12:47] Oh, they're coming for you, dude.

[05:12:52] Oh, he just...just made it.

[05:12:57] They're both shooting you, man.

[05:13:02] Ow!

[05:13:05] so close so close all right well awesome try per usual J. Halle awesome try dude

[05:13:22] yeah I know it was very unlucky because the last two were duo so I'll definitely

[05:13:27] say my bad I've wandered off into the unknown because spiderweb dude I just

[05:13:34] head of spiderweb, zoinks me upwards, landed, and the next thing I know, droids are shooting

[05:13:39] at me along with actual players. So, it was very unlucky. But yeah! Luna is available.

[05:13:49] Da baby. Da baby. Oh my goodness. Sophisticated cat, yeah, it's pretty much an exclusive

[05:14:02] tag to specific people on the channel. If you ended up getting it, it means you might be

[05:14:08] a sophisticated cat. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. But it can be taken away. I'm

[05:14:14] just saying.

[05:14:15] Let's get some Goku time.

[05:14:33] I've been pretty much spamming Fortnite this week.

[05:14:37] Unintentionally too.

[05:14:38] I didn't really plan for it, not a lot.

[05:14:43] Fortnite to me was one of those games where I would touch once in a blue moon.

[05:14:47] And believe me, let me tell you the moon had to be blue.

[05:14:51] Cause if it wasn't, I wasn't playing this game.

[05:14:55] Oh shoot, the tires just...

[05:14:59] Spaghetti'd out. Damn. That's crazy.

[05:15:03] I redeemed Sour Patch, kids! Do I get my reward?

[05:15:07] Yeah, I saw it in the back end. AK. I'll go ahead and, uh,

[05:15:11] give you that sometime this week we'll see what I will need from you are you in

[05:15:18] the discord because if you are just go ahead and DM me in the discord so I can

[05:15:24] get your deets as to where to send it to all right and to the man a little mod

[05:15:33] thing by the way or I mean pretty much anybody can do it anytime somebody

[05:15:38] asks what the bolt is or whatever and you want to let them know what the hint is

[05:15:42] you can just do exclamation point bolt and it'll let them know for now I don't

[05:15:49] have the overlay graphic to indicate it but if somebody wants to know that's a

[05:15:54] quick way to do it

[05:15:57] Oh my gonna get an invited down here down in the where am I where am I oh

[05:16:08] Oh Lord, Jesus, where am I?

[05:16:15] Goku-san!

[05:16:18] Hmm, uh-oh.

[05:16:25] Uh-oh.

[05:16:27] Um, let's do this.

[05:16:30] Actually, I can just drink these and then grab the other one.

[05:16:36] Uh, like this.

[05:16:38] Okay.

[05:16:39] Although I do hear a chest.

[05:16:41] Where is it right below me?

[05:16:42] There's one over there too.

[05:16:44] I think it's right below me!

[05:16:48] It literally lied.

[05:16:49] Where is it in here?

[05:16:53] Oh yes!

[05:16:54] Oh yeah!

[05:16:56] Hello?

[05:16:57] You're kidding me.

[05:16:58] You're kidding me.

[05:17:00] What is this glitch?

[05:17:02] There's a gold gun in here man.

[05:17:04] Oh my word!

[05:17:05] Squidward. Legendary shotgun? My favorite one too. That's crazy. Oh we got to use this on

[05:17:15] somebody. We got to use this on somebody. Jesus. Hold up. I feel like I need to warm

[05:17:26] about my muscle memory on this game you know what hey let's do this let's do that

[05:17:35] okay

[05:17:42] what the is that a person are they like a real player

[05:17:50] Questionable?

[05:17:52] That's hard to say.

[05:17:54] Dude.

[05:17:56] What were they doing?

[05:17:58] Uh...

[05:18:00] Let's take it.

[05:18:02] Let's take it.

[05:18:04] Onward, Squidward.

[05:18:06] What was he doing? What was he charging up?

[05:18:12] I want to just get into battle.

[05:18:16] I want to be the one to clean things up.

[05:18:20] I just want to be the one to clean things up, man.

[05:18:33] Where's this guy's stuff?

[05:18:35] Oh, shoot!

[05:18:37] Puma!

[05:18:39] Dude, it's not even fair with this shotgun.

[05:18:43] Absolutely insane.

[05:18:45] Um...

[05:18:47] Consume it.

[05:18:52] Oh, sheesh!

[05:18:54] Oh, sheesh!

[05:19:05] What is this?!

[05:19:11] Hello.

[05:19:13] Why? Why was it taking so long to reload?

[05:19:19] Jesus Christ, dude.

[05:19:24] Uh-oh. Wait, J. Howie, did you join my party?

[05:19:28] Dude. You know it's gonna get messy, man.

[05:19:32] You're, like, five times my level.

[05:19:35] I'm gonna go up against try-hards.

[05:19:37] It's not gonna look good for the stream.

[05:19:39] I can't be going up against try-hards man.

[05:19:42] I can't. I can't.

[05:19:45] I'm sorry. It is what it is.

[05:19:48] I can't be doing it.

[05:19:50] You really think I want to go up against try-hards?

[05:19:53] Look how difficult just that one gun battle was for me.

[05:19:58] You know what I mean? That one gun battle that you just witnessed.

[05:20:02] It was pretty intense and it really didn't need to be.

[05:20:09] Got any big health potions in here?

[05:20:14] Noice.

[05:20:17] Let's get it.

[05:20:19] Gold piece slurp time.

[05:20:25] Bruh.

[05:20:29] Hey!

[05:20:30] I mean, should I get more of those?

[05:20:32] Okay, nah.

[05:20:33] I'm sure people are gonna have stuff on them.

[05:20:35] I don't want to waste my gold.

[05:20:38] But this is a pretty good start, dude.

[05:20:42] I can't even tell if those are real players.

[05:20:46] Uh, let's go get the Kamehamehas.

[05:20:48] Oh, sheesh, they're too far away.

[05:20:51] And everybody picked up the ones that were, like,

[05:20:53] within the circle, don't you see me?

[05:20:57] Is there gonna be more?

[05:21:00] Uh, there's a vehicle.

[05:21:04] Is that them?

[05:21:05] Who is that?

[05:21:10] Who are these people?

[05:21:18] Is it part of a challenge?

[05:21:24] I hope so.

[05:21:25] Damn, sick ride though.

[05:21:27] Uh...

[05:21:29] Uh...

[05:21:30] Eh.

[05:21:31] Whee!

[05:21:32] Okay!

[05:21:33] Excuse me.

[05:21:34] Excuse me.

[05:21:35] If you were up...

[05:21:36] Dude, why is it getting all musky down here?

[05:21:49] I can barely see anything with these clouds, man.

[05:21:55] That's literally what you'd get, I have no idea where I'm going.

[05:22:12] That's where I guess.

[05:22:15] Better than that one, man.

[05:22:19] Yeah, I know, those two are NPCs I know.

[05:22:22] But like I didn't know who they were like what part of the easter egg they were for this game

[05:22:38] Dude is this like a new thing for the game it gets all musky I can't see anything

[05:22:52] 32 players, and I'm hungry for some kills, but so far, everybody's hiding.

[05:23:15] Hey!

[05:23:16] Run!

[05:23:17] Run, Gokul!

[05:23:18] Wait, how come there's not more capsules dropping?

[05:23:27] Dude, what is this?

[05:23:31] They've made it so that you can't see anything.

[05:23:34] Boogie bomb!

[05:23:35] All right, I'm finally going to use it.

[05:23:42] Let's do this.

[05:23:49] I don't really need this stupid DMR right now.

[05:23:53] I think I'll be fine with my rare assault rifle.

[05:23:57] Oh, that's all this.

[05:23:59] Did they not know how to do this?

[05:24:02] Interesting.

[05:24:08] Onwards!

[05:24:10] Oh, but there's a thing over here. Let's go get it. Oh

[05:24:16] I don't know what I'm gonna have to give up to get the Nimbus and

[05:24:23] I was the other one to command now

[05:24:25] The two the two things

[05:24:28] The two things. Oh, that's right. I still got a do dragon times guess code over there, too

[05:24:36] My level will even us out. I don't know man. I

[05:24:39] I really don't think so. It never ends up being that way.

[05:24:42] Like, literally never.

[05:24:44] We always gotta go up against people that are just like...

[05:24:49] a little... a little too sweaty.

[05:24:52] A little too sweaty, man.

[05:24:58] And I like getting kills, okay?

[05:25:00] NPCs? No NPCs.

[05:25:02] It's a nice feeling to be able to actually get the big Royce

[05:25:07] I'm my own.

[05:25:10] Ahhhh.

[05:25:16] Hurry! I need the Nimbus.

[05:25:18] I think I'll just get rid of the Portable...

[05:25:20] What do they call this? Porta-potties?

[05:25:22] Porta-forts?

[05:25:23] Oh god, I gotta hurry.

[05:25:25] Hurry!

[05:25:28] Let's get the Nimbus, and then...

[05:25:30] We'll lose the shield.

[05:25:32] Okay.

[05:25:33] Blast off!

[05:25:34] Noice.

[05:25:36] Noice.

[05:25:42] And then we'll have our commandment.

[05:25:44] Oh, sheesh.

[05:25:46] You shoot. Don't make me do it.

[05:25:50] You shoot.

[05:25:54] Over there.

[05:26:04] RUN!

[05:26:10] Over there.

[05:26:12] Who's shooting? Is it behind me or in front of me?

[05:26:24] Wow, they...

[05:26:31] Dude, I can't see that.

[05:26:34] you asked for it holy moly blasted away dude oh there's still after me

[05:26:50] Goodbye.

[05:26:53] Jesus Christ!

[05:27:05] The Darth Vader had no clue what was happening.

[05:27:08] Literally soiled himself.

[05:27:09] Oh no!

[05:27:10] It's Nimbus time.

[05:27:13] Who's doing it?

[05:27:16] This guy?

[05:27:17] Oh, this little rascal!

[05:27:24] This little rascal!

[05:27:27] Nimbus the way, man.

[05:27:29] How dare he!

[05:27:30] I see him.

[05:27:31] Oh, frick!

[05:27:32] Oh, Lord Jesus, help me!

[05:27:42] Cactus is blocking me!

[05:27:44] Oh no. Okay.

[05:27:54] What you gon' do about it?

[05:27:56] Well there goes my um...

[05:27:58] I guess we can pick up the GMR.

[05:28:00] Oh, shoot!

[05:28:02] We still have a buggy bomb we could use.

[05:28:04] I wanna make sure everything is reloaded.

[05:28:10] Where you at?

[05:28:12] Where you at?

[05:28:13] Oh, we're shooting, mate.

[05:28:20] Oh.

[05:28:25] Hot damn.

[05:28:26] OK.

[05:28:29] OK.

[05:28:30] He really wanted it to be like that.

[05:28:34] Damn.

[05:28:35] I'm full on everything right now.

[05:28:39] Except my shields.

[05:28:40] need some shields and I still got my Nimbus

[05:28:46] let's book it left out of here where do I

[05:28:50] gotta go somewhere in that direction

[05:28:52] how many left dude I got eight albums

[05:28:56] that's not fair that's pretty good

[05:29:01] Nimbus cloud go crazy I know it's it's

[05:29:06] pretty nice it's pretty nice when I go

[05:29:09] crazy should we just camp out this area see if anybody uh oh enemy spotted

[05:29:23] dang dang how do you shoot somebody in the nimbus

[05:29:32] god damn it I know where you're landing

[05:29:39] Sheesh!

[05:29:44] How did I take fall damage?

[05:29:46] I literally took like one step!

[05:29:48] Ah, goddammit.

[05:29:51] Oh boy.

[05:29:56] This is not good.

[05:30:00] Would've preferred to have full health.

[05:30:03] Man.

[05:30:04] Huh, yeah.

[05:30:07] I'm away for my Nimbus.

[05:30:11] Or I could always boogie bottom them and then see if I can make a play.

[05:30:19] Maybe?

[05:30:20] Is that somebody?

[05:30:22] Oh, that's somebody.

[05:30:24] God damn it!

[05:30:27] Oh shoot!

[05:30:29] Let's reload really quick.

[05:30:36] And then, what are we left with?

[05:30:38] Five...

[05:30:40] Five unknown pedestrians?

[05:30:46] I don't want to get shot in the back or anything, but I'm pretty sure somebody's on top of that

[05:30:49] mountain.

[05:30:50] Mm-hmm.

[05:30:51] Oh, he is.

[05:30:54] I don't even think I would reach him, if I'm being perfectly honest.

[05:31:02] Let's go get him.

[05:31:08] That was a boogie bubble.

[05:31:12] Wait, we actually did it.

[05:31:23] Oh no, that was embarrassing.

[05:31:28] holy moly man got him with the boogie

[05:31:35] look at my go heart

[05:31:41] oh she

[05:31:46] What did I not heal how was that one shot did I not heal what

[05:32:02] What?

[05:32:07] Oh.

[05:32:10] Jesus Christ.

[05:32:13] Well that was intense.

[05:32:14] Man, I was so close to tasting my first big Roy.

[05:32:19] First big Roy.

[05:32:22] For my first game.

[05:32:24] That was pretty close though.

[05:32:25] I'm not gonna lie.

[05:32:27] Jay Howie, what are you doing here?

[05:32:28] Dude, you're a level 183, man.

[05:32:32] I'll tell you what.

[05:32:34] I'll do one.

[05:32:36] And if it doesn't go my way,

[05:32:38] I'm gonna have to go solo.

[05:32:43] You agree, Luna?

[05:32:45] The solo action-ey?

[05:32:50] Luna?

[05:32:53] Who's a good girl?

[05:32:56] Who's a good girl?

[05:32:58] The baby all right let's test out some codes that we got coming in from

[05:33:08] drag types all right all right

[05:33:14] let's see let's see what the code they're gonna be when we have 6555 and

[05:33:22] six eight zero zero

[05:33:26] Now six eight zero zero now neither of those work

[05:33:33] These cash still a price

[05:33:37] It means

[05:33:39] The cash is still up for ramps. Oh

[05:33:43] My goodness

[05:33:46] Whoo, all right, let's do it

[05:33:48] Let's do it.

[05:33:53] I don't know what you're talking about, I'm level 35, check discord for yourself.

[05:33:59] Why do I need to check discord?

[05:34:00] It's on the stream, 183.

[05:34:04] It says it right there.

[05:34:06] Right there.

[05:34:08] Bruh.

[05:34:10] I'm not sure if I can do that.

[05:34:34] Anybody want to fuse him?

[05:34:36] It'd be pretty epic, I swear.

[05:34:40] I swear it would be epic.

[05:34:46] You wanna try that code?

[05:34:49] 6-9-8-3!

[05:35:03] Didn't work!

[05:35:05] Woof!

[05:35:06] Did not work

[05:35:10] Let's go to the Joneses. Let's go to the Joneses. Thank the bus driver

[05:35:22] Oh, I kept my blue hair, that's cool

[05:35:26] That's pretty epic

[05:35:29] 183 man. Wow, I can't wait to see the players in this lobby

[05:35:33] Going from essentially NPCs

[05:35:36] Whatever we're about to place against.

[05:35:41] Whatever it may be.

[05:35:46] Uh oh!

[05:35:48] I'm going to land over here.

[05:35:50] I'm going right here.

[05:35:52] Actually, what's that over there?

[05:35:54] Oh, truck.

[05:35:56] I'll take it.

[05:35:57] I'll take it!

[05:35:59] Is it the charged one?

[05:36:00] The two-shotter.

[05:36:01] Ooh, this one's really nice.

[05:36:03] I like this one too.

[05:36:04] Ooh, look at...Hello! Hello! The Junk Rift? Let's go!

[05:36:11] What's that over there?

[05:36:16] Can't see because this thing is walking!

[05:36:20] Shockwave, okay. Okay.

[05:36:26] Oh!

[05:36:34] Dude, I was close. I'm not gonna lie. I don't have ammo. Take that. I don't even care if

[05:36:44] I lose now. Where's Jay Howie, dude? I love how I land. I guess somebody out. No help.

[05:36:53] No help.

[05:36:54] Is he in there?

[05:36:58] He's in there dude.

[05:37:01] There's like five people shooting at me.

[05:37:06] Sheesh!

[05:37:09] Two elms!

[05:37:11] Oh my frickin' Jesus!

[05:37:16] Oh my Jesus!

[05:37:20] Wait, I'm really doing them dirty like this, okay.

[05:37:25] I'm really gonna do them dirty like this.

[05:37:27] Damn!

[05:37:28] Was that Prime Shotgun?

[05:37:30] Nah, we're good.

[05:37:31] We're good on this.

[05:37:32] We love this bad boy.

[05:37:34] Sheesh!

[05:37:35] What is it, how we get?

[05:37:38] Comes in for what?

[05:37:40] What are you doing here?

[05:37:43] Uh, sure, we'll get a DMR.

[05:37:47] Why not?

[05:37:48] Where is it, though?

[05:37:49] Hello?

[05:37:50] Where's the demon?

[05:37:53] There we go.

[05:37:58] At least the little sum sum.

[05:38:00] What is this?

[05:38:01] The junk riff?

[05:38:02] Hold on, let me see.

[05:38:03] Watch out!

[05:38:04] Holy Jesus.

[05:38:05] Wait, I'll take it.

[05:38:06] I'll take it.

[05:38:07] I'll take it.

[05:38:08] I'll take it.

[05:38:09] Watch out!

[05:38:14] Holy Jesus.

[05:38:18] Wait, I'll take it.

[05:38:20] I'll take it.

[05:38:22] Look at all this ammo.

[05:38:24] Mama Sita.

[05:38:27] Mama Sita.

[05:38:30] Hold on, there's a thing right there.

[05:38:33] And there's another one.

[05:38:35] Let me drink this.

[05:38:42] Well, you still think it's NPCs? I don't think so, dude. I think I'm just that good at this game now.

[05:38:48] Ironically, I'm just a Fortnite God. It is what it is.

[05:38:52] It's crazy.

[05:38:54] It's crazy. How do I get out of here? Oh, I guess this is where my

[05:39:00] time ends, Jay Howie.

[05:39:02] Imagine. The end of the game for me. Can't get out of there.

[05:39:07] Ooh, this thing. Yeah, let's get that.

[05:39:09] Uh, bang it.

[05:39:12] Ooh, but there's this.

[05:39:17] Very nice.

[05:39:23] I ain't full HP.

[05:39:25] Yeah.

[05:39:28] Okay. Wow, medkit for 7 HP, huh?

[05:39:32] I don't know if I want to do that.

[05:39:36] Let's reload that.

[05:39:37] Let's reload everything.

[05:39:40] Very nice.

[05:39:41] We have this.

[05:39:42] Very cool.

[05:39:43] And then...

[05:39:44] Oh, shoot!

[05:39:45] Choo choo!

[05:39:46] Choo choo!

[05:39:47] Damn!

[05:39:48] Oh wait, can't we just do this?

[05:39:54] Token?

[05:39:55] Light?

[05:39:56] There we go.

[05:39:58] So I don't have to waste my Medkit.

[05:40:01] Thanks for me!

[05:40:03] Somebody joined my party, man.

[05:40:05] Alright.

[05:40:06] Enough of this.

[05:40:07] Why is it by default open?

[05:40:09] Why would the lobby by default be open?

[05:40:11] Hmm?

[05:40:18] Alright, Jay, how we-

[05:40:19] Um, are we in the zone?

[05:40:21] We're probably in the zone, right?

[05:40:22] Oh, dude! There's another-

[05:40:23] Come on, Joe!

[05:40:24] We're over there!

[05:40:25] I'm on my way.

[05:40:27] I'm on my way.

[05:40:29] Damn, there's still 53 people.

[05:40:30] 53 people left I took out four of them or I got one of those I took out three

[05:40:38] That's pretty crazy

[05:40:41] That's pretty insane

[05:40:46] It's right there

[05:40:48] Dang, I don't even know to swap out. I guess my rift and my medkit

[05:40:53] It's the only

[05:40:55] reasonable things actually

[05:40:57] Yes. Let's do it.

[05:41:07] Things that, if you would like, I know the Rift portal is pretty nice.

[05:41:13] Clean getaway, you know what I mean?

[05:41:18] Could use some ammo, shotgun ammo.

[05:41:22] What is that? Statue?

[05:41:25] See ya!

[05:41:30] Ooh, I got a Kamehameha around here.

[05:41:32] Oh, I see people.

[05:41:36] I don't think I got him.

[05:41:40] Ah, wait. Is that them?

[05:41:43] That's him.

[05:41:45] That's him. Dude, he's so far away!

[05:41:51] Dang, Flabbit!

[05:41:52] He got white.

[05:41:54] Jay Howie calling somebody.

[05:41:56] Let's go help!

[05:41:58] Let's go help the Jay Howie!

[05:42:00] Got a blast!

[05:42:02] Uh, what happened to my nimbus?

[05:42:04] Why'd it do that?

[05:42:06] Why'd it do that though?

[05:42:08] Uh, alright.

[05:42:10] How did I get...

[05:42:12] I got a blast.

[05:42:14] I got a blast.

[05:42:16] I got a blast.

[05:42:18] I got a blast.

[05:42:20] Alright. How did I get an assist?

[05:42:25] That's crazy. What's that? The dub?

[05:42:29] Is that any good?

[05:42:30] Man, I don't have things to like swap out that I would like.

[05:42:35] And there's also med mist, dude.

[05:42:38] So many good things.

[05:42:39] I guess if I use my, uh, command, man.

[05:42:48] There's somebody over there, man.

[05:42:50] I'm just saying.

[05:42:53] Somebody was over there.

[05:42:55] Uh-oh.

[05:42:57] It's the capsule-corp capsule.

[05:43:00] Where's it gonna go?

[05:43:02] Wait, is it gonna land right there?

[05:43:03] What is that?

[05:43:06] What the?

[05:43:09] Somebody's chasing me!

[05:43:17] I'm outta here!

[05:43:18] Can it kill me? Like, if it falls in my head?

[05:43:30] Okay, there's one there.

[05:43:35] That's the closest one.

[05:43:37] 100% that's the closest one. Right?

[05:43:41] Or that one over there.

[05:43:43] Let's go to this one.

[05:43:45] I mean, three Kamehamehas? Better than two.

[05:43:51] I'm pretty sure that math checks out.

[05:44:00] Is somebody going for it?

[05:44:04] Oh, what the?

[05:44:11] How are they not dead?

[05:44:15] Oh, shoot! Really? I need help. Jay Howley! Assistance! Quickie! He's gonna come

[05:44:30] bam-bammy. Let me get you in the tree. I must say destroy the tree. No! Jay Howley's

[05:44:40] Why play it too far away?

[05:44:42] Dang it, and I got his person, dude!

[05:44:45] I had him!

[05:44:48] Ah!

[05:44:50] This is what always happens.

[05:44:52] This is what always happens!

[05:44:54] Ooh, la-la!

[05:45:02] Wait, he's still living to revive his friend.

[05:45:04] So it's only a 1v1. What are you running for?

[05:45:07] You have your slurpees!

[05:45:09] Slurp up!

[05:45:19] Ah, I'm so mad they took my stuff.

[05:45:21] I had good things.

[05:45:23] I had some pretty good equipment, man.

[05:45:25] Crazy.

[05:45:27] Ugh.

[05:45:29] There goes my advantage.

[05:45:31] Oh, he's right there. Did you miss him?

[05:45:33] I see. I see. I don't think they were that sweaty. I'm just saying, man. I'm just saying.

[05:45:49] I wouldn't do that. I would go to this one, dude. I'm gonna be revived in the storm.

[05:45:55] There's no way.

[05:45:59] Or that one, yeah, that one's better.

[05:46:02] Bruh.

[05:46:03] Be flying down.

[05:46:06] Right into the storm.

[05:46:07] I don't see how that's cash money.

[05:46:10] I feel like that'd be a little uh, Twicky.

[05:46:16] Twicky.

[05:46:19] I shall come back.

[05:46:23] If you don't need that shotgun, hand it over.

[05:46:29] You don't need to hand it over.

[05:46:31] Man, I can't believe that Ellen didn't count.

[05:46:33] Because he got revived.

[05:46:35] That's so stupid.

[05:46:37] Oh, somebody's on a boat.

[05:46:43] He's on a boat! Watch out!

[05:46:47] The madman is on a boat!

[05:46:49] Watch out!

[05:46:53] I'm not back. I'm not back yet. I'm not back yet.

[05:47:00] We're still doing a fine spectating.

[05:47:03] Well, at least there's a madness over there. At least with him dead. There's some gear to go around, you know what I'm saying?

[05:47:10] There's some gear to go around.

[05:47:14] I like it. I like it.

[05:47:23] Do-do-do-do-do!

[05:47:25] Wow!

[05:47:27] I'm coming back, mama!

[05:47:29] I'm coming back, mama!

[05:47:31] Whee!

[05:47:33] Hold on.

[05:47:35] We're going...

[05:47:37] God mode.

[05:47:39] Okay.

[05:47:41] Thank you for the Nimbus.

[05:47:49] Hmm.

[05:47:50] I could use some shields. I'm not gonna lie.

[05:47:54] If I'm being perfectly honest...

[05:47:58] Let's see what's over here!

[05:48:02] There's, what, 13 players left?

[05:48:10] Weeeeee!

[05:48:12] I'm not seeing anybody I'm really not seeing anybody

[05:48:42] What's that thing?

[05:48:50] Meow, meow.

[05:48:53] Ah!

[05:48:56] Wow!

[05:48:59] Okay!

[05:49:01] What's in the vault?

[05:49:07] Nice!

[05:49:09] Nice!

[05:49:11] that. I'll definitely take that. Oh, I definitely need some of the minis. Gopi Slurp, Gopi Slurp!

[05:49:22] Big Gopi Slurp! Salt rifle, not bad, not bad. I'll take the ammo, not bad, not bad.

[05:49:34] Okay, I guess this is gonna be my go-to.

[05:49:36] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I guess this one's gonna be my goat. Let's see how he likes it. Getting

[05:49:51] an assault rifle to the face. How about that? How about that? Literally, I don't get out

[05:50:02] here. An opening if you will. Jesus. Oh, they're over there. Should we maybe... Oh, I see!

[05:50:26] Okay, I got him in the head

[05:50:32] I don't have enough I'm gonna do that I don't have enough I'm gonna do that dude. Oh shoot. What's going on over here?

[05:50:43] Wait, let's go kill him

[05:50:45] Ah, there's two of them.

[05:50:54] Jay Howie?

[05:50:55] Jay Howie just wants a camp?

[05:50:56] Ah, my land, this.

[05:50:59] I don't have a DMR, so I can't do anything.

[05:51:02] And I don't have to have ammo to, like, spray and pray here.

[05:51:10] Oh, shoot.

[05:51:11] Oh, shoot.

[05:51:12] Oh, Mama Teresa.

[05:51:13] I'm gonna go back down low to grab that mini so I can get full shields again.

[05:51:24] There is no minis.

[05:51:25] Oh, there is one.

[05:51:30] Dwonky time.

[05:51:31] Oh, there's Shokken!

[05:51:34] Perfect.

[05:51:35] Now I can feel more confident going into the battles, man.

[05:51:40] I would have flown in with my Nimbus if I had a shotgun, but with the assault rifle?

[05:51:44] I don't know.

[05:51:45] It was iffy.

[05:51:46] Not gonna lie.

[05:51:47] A little iffy.

[05:51:48] Where you going?

[05:51:49] You blasted them away.

[05:51:50] Uh-oh.

[05:51:51] Oh, sheesh.

[05:51:52] What's over there?

[05:51:53] Boink.

[05:51:54] What is it?

[05:51:55] What is it?

[05:51:56] What is it?

[05:51:57] What is it?

[05:51:58] What is it?

[05:51:59] What is it?

[05:52:00] What is it?

[05:52:01] What is it?

[05:52:02] What is it?

[05:52:03] Blink. What is it? Oh, the lightsaber? Ah, dude, I did so bad with it last time. I don't

[05:52:15] know. I guess I could try. I can't see anything. Cool. I can't. I can't. Oh my god. Oh my

[05:52:26] My land fist, dude.

[05:52:28] Ha ha ha!

[05:52:30] So annoying.

[05:52:36] Is there anything else?

[05:52:38] Oh.

[05:52:40] Oh. Oh my.

[05:52:46] Oh!

[05:52:48] to make sure he's down just to make sure he's down jesus christ jesus christ no

[05:53:01] they're all over they're all over that was close though man I'm not gonna I was

[05:53:08] pretty close damn all right 1v1 this is it do we get the big boy or not are we

[05:53:22] gonna get it or not J.O.W.E. another code to use two man's eager to get this prize

[05:53:32] Let me see. Are we meeting any thresholds?

[05:53:37] Almost there, almost there.

[05:53:41] For Kutelmans, I think the last one that I tried was 6983, right?

[05:53:45] No! We really got...

[05:53:57] Good try, good try.

[05:53:59] That wasn't as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

[05:54:02] They were definitely not as, uh, pro as I thought they were going to be, so it's pretty, it's fine.

[05:54:09] Alright, let's open up some vaults.

[05:54:13] Let's see if the vault can open up with one of Two Demands Coats!

[05:54:18] Let's see, let's see.

[05:54:22] While we see an upside down lunap at the same time.

[05:54:28] Alright.

[05:54:30] I think I tried 6983, but I'll do it again.

[05:54:32] 6107.

[05:54:35] 6164.

[05:54:40] 6691.

[05:54:44] 6830.

[05:54:49] Woo! Nope!

[05:54:53] Wasn't it?

[05:54:57] Oh la la.

[05:54:59] Cash prize is still up for grabs.

[05:55:03] 200 channel points if you want to put in a code and see if it unlocks the vault.

[05:55:09] Jay, how are you?

[05:55:10] You're done for the night?

[05:55:11] I was down to play another one if you want.

[05:55:13] But if you're done for the night, I get it.

[05:55:16] It's fine.

[05:55:18] Let me go to the solos.

[05:55:21] Solos.

[05:55:22] Where's...

[05:55:23] Why do they make it look like this?

[05:55:27] Why do they make it look like this, man?

[05:55:30] Zero build Battle Royale.

[05:55:32] That sounds horrible, but you know what?

[05:55:39] Let's try.

[05:55:44] Let's try.

[05:55:47] Um, wait, that's not the one, right?

[05:55:49] Is that the one?

[05:55:50] Okay, never mind, that's not the one.

[05:55:53] There's regular Battle Royale arena modes.

[05:55:55] Is that the one that I'm thinking of?

[05:55:56] Where it's just like everyone against everyone?

[05:55:59] During each match you'll earn height by either achieving high placements or by eliminating

[05:56:03] opponents.

[05:56:04] So it's not that one.

[05:56:07] It's Team Rumble, I think?

[05:56:08] I don't know.

[05:56:09] Isn't it like a Rumble match or something?

[05:56:12] 32 players match two large team fights.

[05:56:15] I think it's that one.

[05:56:17] Impostors.

[05:56:18] Party Royale, what's that?

[05:56:24] weapons and mats behind and hang out with friends play games and enjoy live

[05:56:29] entertainment catch live shows what oh that's crazy

[05:56:36] okay now let's just do that solo let's do it they're already having some codes in

[05:56:43] I may be back gotta get those epic big boys yeah I know I'll see if I can get

[05:56:49] a solo one right here to hype it up a little bit you know and then if you

[05:56:53] come back yeah we'll see those super close we're almost on it I eliminated

[05:56:58] somebody I mean I got five I think something like that nine assists I'm

[05:57:02] like that just saying it was enough to not be useless it was definitely enough

[05:57:10] to not be useless okay all right so I know I ended with two demands codes so

[05:57:20] That means if I scroll down, you should see baryons.

[05:57:32] And who knows?

[05:57:34] That might be a weenie.

[05:57:36] We're very close to the threshold, by the way.

[05:57:38] If you want me to add more money to the vault,

[05:57:41] you're super close to the threshold.

[05:57:44] What just happened? Well, that was super rude.

[05:57:46] Dang it.

[05:57:50] Luna baby! Luna baby!

[05:58:02] Oh. Um, should I go for the big guns?

[05:58:14] Survival of the fittest?

[05:58:18] I think I could do it.

[05:58:20] I think I could do it!

[05:58:23] Wait, where am I going? Oh, shoot.

[05:58:26] Uh, let's deploy.

[05:58:29] Let's deploy.

[05:58:31] I don't know if I'm going to be able to land on a roof.

[05:58:34] I might be able to land on a small one.

[05:58:37] Yes!

[05:58:39] Oh, I got here first, buddy.

[05:58:42] Oh, cool. There's...

[05:58:44] Oh, a chest right here.

[05:58:46] Oh

[05:58:49] See a gold anybody land in the soccer field. Oh, yes

[05:58:59] Oh, no, I got you hold up

[05:59:05] Why is it bouncing like that

[05:59:07] He thought it was safe he thought it was safe he's like all the grenades are coming out it's safe

[05:59:17] It wasn't it really wasn't

[05:59:37] Oh, I see.

[05:59:40] Oh, I can't get him.

[05:59:43] I don't have a clear shot.

[05:59:44] Oh my.

[05:59:45] Okay.

[05:59:46] Well, we're committing now.

[05:59:49] Jesus.

[05:59:50] How'd he get down?

[05:59:57] I see.

[06:00:00] does he not? does he not think I'm playing? what's happening?

[06:00:14] did he not think I was playing?

[06:00:18] what was that delicious meat delicious hey a dmr noice noice delicious

[06:00:40] Smash room. Is that a potato? Oh, it's corn.

[06:00:46] Useless corn. Useless!

[06:00:57] Okay. Okay.

[06:01:01] Dude, I survived Tilted Towers pretty epically.

[06:01:06] If I do say so myself.

[06:01:09] I'm just saying

[06:01:14] What's this don't know if I need it

[06:01:27] Let's go get it

[06:01:30] Is that med-biz

[06:01:38] It's an NPC.

[06:01:42] Ooh.

[06:01:43] The grapple glove.

[06:01:45] Might be useful.

[06:01:47] Get up here.

[06:01:49] Oh.

[06:01:59] Man.

[06:02:00] Dang it.

[06:02:01] Interesting.

[06:02:08] Interesting.

[06:02:13] Interesting.

[06:02:17] Interesting.

[06:02:22] Hahahaha!

[06:02:25] Intlisting!

[06:02:33] Somebody's below me!

[06:02:38] Why is this thing affectin'?

[06:02:41] Can you no-

[06:02:43] Can you no-

[06:02:46] Oh, but you have a good weapon.

[06:02:48] I'll take it!

[06:02:50] What's more ammo, too?

[06:02:52] I think I heard somebody.

[06:02:59] But I can't be certain.

[06:03:04] But I can...

[06:03:05] It's a shotgun.

[06:03:07] Nah.

[06:03:08] I mean, I don't want to trade up anything for that shotgun.

[06:03:12] The only thing I can think of is giving up my grapple gun or my grapple glove.

[06:03:17] But I don't want to do that.

[06:03:21] I do want all this ammo, though.

[06:03:30] Okay!

[06:03:31] More Junk Rift!

[06:03:39] Little confused in my square.

[06:03:46] I'll store up on shotgun ammo, just in case.

[06:03:50] Just in case there's a little something something mind this up

[06:03:55] I could be more in it

[06:04:01] Oh, it's an assault rifle dang it I kind of want

[06:04:05] Well, excuse me. I'm trying to decide what gun I want

[06:04:14] And you were distracting me congrats you're dead now

[06:04:20] Oh boy. Why?

[06:04:28] Spotted man! Spotted man!

[06:04:32] Spotted man!

[06:04:36] I'm trying to get over here! Nice.

[06:04:40] Very nice.

[06:04:44] Where you at, hm? And that's what I don't...

[06:04:48] Let's go to this one.

[06:04:53] Spider-Man!

[06:04:56] Oh no.

[06:04:59] Okay good.

[06:05:01] I don't know if I can take fall damage, but I don't want to test it.

[06:05:07] Let me put it that way.

[06:05:11] I see him.

[06:05:14] I saw him and I've eliminated the target.

[06:05:38] Ugh!

[06:05:39] So close, man.

[06:05:40] I could smell him.

[06:05:42] I could smell... Oh no! Oh no!

[06:05:46] Oh I'm dead.

[06:05:50] This is how I go out.

[06:05:52] Wait! Madness!

[06:05:55] I was doing so good too!

[06:05:58] I was literally doing so good!

[06:06:02] God damn it.

[06:06:04] God damn it.

[06:06:07] God damn it.

[06:06:08] I was literally doing so good.

[06:06:10] What happened? Nah. Alright. Alright. Alright. Okay. Let's try again.

[06:06:22] Preferably without the um... the death. Alright, I got a P. I'll be right back and then we'll try some codes out for the Lunavolt.

[06:07:10] All right, all right. I don't know if I'm gonna have time.

[06:07:21] We have players one minute. Okay, we do, we do.

[06:07:24] Luna Braswell, let's see. Let's try some codes.

[06:07:33] Six one seven eight six one nine six

[06:07:40] Six one eight five

[06:07:44] Six one five four

[06:07:48] Six one three five none of those words

[06:07:55] None of those codes work

[06:07:59] All right

[06:08:01] Sanctuary it is bless or go let's go Goku let's do it

[06:08:13] ah for the most you put the most the enemy to do they got me

[06:08:25] No. I mean, maybe. I wouldn't doubt it. Let me put it that way. If they are, too good.

[06:08:44] I believe it.

[06:08:45] Boink-a-boink-a.

[06:08:48] Boink-a-boink-a.

[06:08:52] Boink-a-boink-a.

[06:08:54] I don't want some!

[06:09:02] I thought I heard people land here.

[06:09:07] But...

[06:09:08] Give me all the ammo.

[06:09:13] Give me all the ammo.

[06:09:17] Harpoon gun?

[06:09:18] Why does that exist?

[06:09:21] Sure, actually, yeah.

[06:09:26] What do I hear?

[06:09:30] Is it below me?

[06:09:31] Above me?

[06:09:32] Below me?

[06:09:33] It's like right here.

[06:09:35] Ah-ha!

[06:09:37] Wa-wa-wa-wa!

[06:09:43] Two medkits!

[06:09:44] Uh-uh-uh!

[06:09:45] Uh-oh.

[06:09:48] I smell somebody.

[06:09:53] I wanna fight!

[06:09:59] Let's go!

[06:10:03] He's like right there, isn't he?

[06:10:07] Or was he on the roof?

[06:10:10] Daaamn!

[06:10:12] Quit running!

[06:10:15] Quit running!

[06:10:19] I'm sorry.

[06:10:23] Okay?

[06:10:25] I'm sorry, okay. I'm sorry it is whether he is oh you got a pretty good machine gun though. Thank you. I

[06:10:38] Appreciate that epic I

[06:10:44] Had the bamboozle whamboozle him was this the mini pots the meanies

[06:10:55] Noice.

[06:10:59] Noice.

[06:11:00] What is that?

[06:11:01] Impulse Grenade.

[06:11:02] Ooh!

[06:11:04] Wet-Bin-O-Matic.

[06:11:06] Absolutely.

[06:11:09] Yes.

[06:11:12] Yes.

[06:11:14] Let's go.

[06:11:19] I wouldn't mind pull shields though.

[06:11:21] I'm not gonna lie.

[06:11:22] So we gotta find a 50.

[06:11:24] We got to find the big chug jug the almighty holy big truck

[06:11:35] I'm just saying

[06:11:40] We need to find the almighty

[06:11:54] It's time to go God mode.

[06:12:07] It's time.

[06:12:08] Uh, where am I?

[06:12:10] Okay, so I guess this would be the safest and closest one.

[06:12:15] So let's get to...

[06:12:17] Dude, this game is so much better without the belts.

[06:12:21] I'm sorry, it is what it is, man.

[06:12:23] It's so much better without the builds, dude.

[06:12:36] Okay, okay!

[06:12:39] Getting a little quiet.

[06:12:43] I hear gunshots.

[06:12:44] Oh!

[06:12:45] We're gonna like super far away.

[06:12:54] Super.

[06:12:55] Um, I don't know, Command-Man, the Nemesis is still over there, so I'd rather go for

[06:13:06] that.

[06:13:07] I'd just rather go for the...

[06:13:12] Whee!

[06:13:17] Woo-hoo-hoo!

[06:13:22] Lucky, lucky!

[06:13:27] Got the purple one, let's go!

[06:13:32] Ooh, 25 gold bars.

[06:13:37] Perfect.

[06:13:38] Alright.

[06:13:39] Okay, wait.

[06:13:40] We would definitely want this one to be our, our bebe.

[06:13:46] Our go-to if you will.

[06:13:52] Nobody's got it yet.

[06:13:54] Noice.

[06:13:55] Okay, I do feel like somebody's gonna be behind me because they were shooting over

[06:13:57] there.

[06:13:58] And they'd have to be heading in this...

[06:14:01] ...direction.

[06:14:07] I feel like I'm gonna do some work with this.

[06:14:10] Ooh, the boogie bomb!

[06:14:11] Ah, they're so so good.

[06:14:14] Uh oh.

[06:14:15] No! He took it!

[06:14:16] He didn't take it yet.

[06:14:17] Okay, good.

[06:14:18] I'm on my way to grab one.

[06:14:19] Ha ha ha!

[06:14:20] I want my own gamayameas.

[06:14:23] Please!

[06:14:24] Please!

[06:14:27] Ready please sir?

[06:14:28] Oh, I see it.

[06:14:34] Wooo!

[06:14:39] Gonna be a darling.

[06:14:47] Hehehehehehehehe.

[06:14:54] Wait, I really don't want to have to give up my, um, we'll give it to Chaka.

[06:14:59] I don't want to give him my med kit, dude.

[06:15:01] I feel like too many times, I gotta have some support on me.

[06:15:08] Just a little bit.

[06:15:09] Okay.

[06:15:10] Ah, I'm not gonna die.

[06:15:11] Okay.

[06:15:12] Ah, I like it.

[06:15:19] Dang it!

[06:15:22] Goodbye!

[06:15:24] I didn't do nothing.

[06:15:26] He's going to come at me, dude.

[06:15:30] I'm not to fight.

[06:15:34] Come at him first.

[06:15:39] Come man man him first

[06:15:42] Perhaps where is it? Oh, dude, that's a shark

[06:15:53] Where is oh I see him I don't have a DMR

[06:15:59] This feels like a bad fight because he has high ground and he could like take cover if I can man man

[06:16:03] I can't so if we see each other it's gonna be awkward

[06:16:09] Can two Kamehameha Blasts go, like, into each other?

[06:16:14] And they do that epic Dragon Ball Z moment?

[06:16:19] Uh-oh.

[06:16:24] Really? Another one landed right there.

[06:16:26] Should we go for it? Let's go for it.

[06:16:30] I always said...

[06:16:33] Three is better than two!

[06:16:35] Yeah, he's still on the roof. I see him, I see him.

[06:16:39] I mean, I could always bait out his command man.

[06:16:45] But I just...

[06:16:47] I would rather have the three.

[06:16:50] Skadaddling, skadoodling.

[06:16:56] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[06:16:58] Okay.

[06:16:59] Oh my god, there's DMR though.

[06:17:08] I really want that.

[06:17:11] It's a sniper, never mind.

[06:17:18] There's too many people around, dude.

[06:17:20] I don't trust it.

[06:17:22] There's too many people around.

[06:17:24] i want to get shot by

[06:17:41] only a gold one

[06:17:46] oh shoot

[06:17:53] Where is he? He got a gold one dude.

[06:18:04] Oh he's not dead.

[06:18:14] Dude that was a crazy fight! Damn! I think I strategically got the best outcome out

[06:18:22] of that whole fight. I didn't even take a bullet dude. Hammer assault rifle totally. That thing's

[06:18:28] gonna go hard. Is that another one? Yeah it's the same thing okay. Looks like ammo and all

[06:18:32] that good stuff. Let's go. Oh! Oh! He was so close! He landed up on my head dude. I

[06:18:44] should have just nimbus'd out of there. Because I didn't have the advantage. That was so close.

[06:18:50] That was so close

[06:18:54] Frickin what's his face? Oh, what's his name? I totally forgot his name the cat and Dragon Ball Z

[06:19:02] Lightning on my head

[06:19:07] Okay

[06:19:08] Damn dude. What's up G money Mike? How you doing man?

[06:19:12] All right. We've got to try out some more code. Oh

[06:19:15] one more redeem guys and

[06:19:17] I'll add some money to the loom vault

[06:19:19] Let's try out some codes see if somebody be honest that was the name yet. I don't know why I slipped my mind

[06:19:36] All right

[06:19:39] Six one five six six one three three

[06:19:45] Six one three four

[06:19:47] Six one three five six one three six six one three seven

[06:19:59] No

[06:20:04] Six one seven five

[06:20:08] No and we got the threshold so money money

[06:20:17] Add it to the vault.

[06:20:25] Let's do it.

[06:20:26] If you guys want to get a chance to access the vault via random code, four digit code,

[06:20:35] you can also redeem a hint if you want to know the first sub-squential-wheel series of

[06:20:41] the numbers.

[06:20:42] The first number is 6, so it's one of the 6 ones that you gotta guess first.

[06:20:48] And if you wanna guess, you do have to redeem it for 200 channel points. Very small amount.

[06:20:54] That can unlock a cash prize in the Luna Prize Vault.

[06:21:01] There's a base cash prize and I add money to it every so often, every time I need a threshold.

[06:21:08] Alright, it's time, Goku.

[06:21:12] It's time Goku. I kind of want to go with the blue arrow Goku and some.

[06:21:26] Things are getting weirder in this game. I appreciate it G-Money. I appreciate it.

[06:21:36] Woo! Alright.

[06:21:42] Let's see if we can get it.

[06:21:43] Oh, I can't believe you bonked on my head with that last one, man.

[06:21:47] That's crazy.

[06:21:50] That's crazy, dude.

[06:21:53] I can't believe you did it to me like that.

[06:21:57] Beerus, I will see you again.

[06:22:01] I promise.

[06:22:03] I'll see you again.

[06:22:06] I'm not having some towers, dude.

[06:22:08] I feel confident.

[06:22:09] I feel confident in my gun skill.

[06:22:10] I think we can do it.

[06:22:11] I think we can kill these NPCs man. I think it's quite possible. I don't know, that was a really late drop though, so...

[06:22:22] Let me not... We'll see. Is that a Nimbus Cloud? What is that? Why do they make it look like a Nimbus Cloud?

[06:22:31] They're trees?

[06:22:35] Wait a second. This might be the most genius drop ever.

[06:22:39] Because I'll land...

[06:22:42] perfectly...

[06:22:44] on here.

[06:22:46] Oh, hello. It's a DMR though.

[06:22:55] It's a DMR. It literally could have been any other weapon than the stupid DMR.

[06:22:59] Alright.

[06:23:00] Ahhhh!

[06:23:01] Dang it, dude.

[06:23:03] Dang it.

[06:23:05] Let's see.

[06:23:07] Anything better?

[06:23:09] Hey, there we go.

[06:23:11] That's better.

[06:23:13] I will do this, just so I can add the advantage.

[06:23:29] Where are you, Lord Beers?

[06:23:34] Is that below me?

[06:23:39] It was like a slight delay in the sound, so I couldn't tell.

[06:23:43] Okay!

[06:23:45] Got our Stinger back.

[06:23:48] How do I get out of here now?

[06:23:50] Alright.

[06:23:51] Okay.

[06:23:52] I thought it was one of those concrete walls that you can, uh, hit.

[06:23:56] You gotta go this way.

[06:24:00] Let's go after him!

[06:24:01] FOOTBALL!

[06:24:02] Yeah, let's just go into it.

[06:24:08] Let's go into the chaos.

[06:24:10] Ooh, shiny chest!

[06:24:14] Ooh!

[06:24:16] Dude, I think I heard somebody.

[06:24:20] They're like, right there.

[06:24:24] What is this, what is that, Declare your support for creator.

[06:24:42] Oh damn that's crazy.

[06:24:44] They put him on plaques.

[06:24:54] I want to fight him!

[06:24:56] I want to fight this guy.

[06:25:03] He hears me, I hear him.

[06:25:05] Come on.

[06:25:10] Oh, he's right there.

[06:25:12] Oh

[06:25:23] Hello, I see you

[06:25:33] No

[06:25:35] Oh, I missed my shots, dude!

[06:25:42] He had a legendary shotgun!

[06:25:46] Someone fair.

[06:25:47] Dude, he had a legendary shotgun, man.

[06:25:51] Dang it!

[06:25:53] I think if I had ammo in my little machine gun, I would have been alright.

[06:25:57] I'm just...

[06:25:59] Is Luna a dog or a cat?

[06:26:03] You tell me.

[06:26:06] You tell me which one it is.

[06:26:12] Which one it is.

[06:26:17] Woo!

[06:26:18] Oh la la.

[06:26:24] Mama Mia!

[06:26:25] That was a tough game.

[06:26:28] It's always tough going up against a legendary weapon.

[06:26:30] I know because when I have one in my possession, I'm like, it's too easy.

[06:26:34] It's literally just too easy.

[06:26:38] Dang.

[06:26:41] So the goal is to find one.

[06:26:44] Man, man.

[06:26:47] I might do super-same hair.

[06:26:54] Yellow hair.

[06:26:57] Is yellow hair time man?

[06:27:25] Fortnite, dude.

[06:27:27] Crazy.

[06:27:29] Ugh.

[06:27:31] Alright.

[06:27:35] Do I want to go for the, um, the Darth Vader one?

[06:27:39] Darth Vader lightsaber?

[06:27:43] Where is it?

[06:27:45] Is it that over there? I see him.

[06:27:47] I see him. He's landing.

[06:27:49] So he's right over there.

[06:27:51] So he goes there every time?

[06:27:54] Wait, that wasn't the spot. It's over there.

[06:27:57] What's that spot?

[06:27:59] What is that spot?

[06:28:02] Over there.

[06:28:04] Somewhere. Somewhere around there.

[06:28:07] How come this doesn't have any discovery yet when I've literally gotten the...

[06:28:12] I've literally gotten it.

[06:28:15] There we go.

[06:28:17] That's the rat painting.

[06:28:19] Oh boy, I see more people wanna go after it too.

[06:28:24] I ain't the only one.

[06:28:26] I'm gonna try, at least, I wanna try and get one kill left.

[06:28:30] Get a little practicing, you know?

[06:28:32] Well, we gotta, we gotta go up against Darth Vader.

[06:28:35] We gotta do the nasty to him.

[06:28:39] I mean, I might as well do this.

[06:28:42] And do a little bit of this.

[06:28:46] Oh, thank god.

[06:28:49] Where?

[06:29:19] I gotta put him down.

[06:29:27] I gotta put him all down.

[06:29:29] Jesus Christ.

[06:29:32] You think this is enough for, uh, Darth Vader?

[06:29:37] God.

[06:29:38] That got a little wild.

[06:29:42] I'm not gonna lie.

[06:29:44] Uh...

[06:29:45] Oh!

[06:29:46] Wait, maybe with the Kamehameha, right?

[06:29:49] Perfect. All right. Oh cool

[06:29:55] Somebody really wants to play like that Jesus Christ

[06:30:00] You really try to play like that, huh? What's that?

[06:30:05] Stupid grapple glove

[06:30:11] God damn

[06:30:14] He's kind of not worth it. I'd rather go for the

[06:30:19] Come here, may I blast? Blast up Darth Vader and then scabados to doodle. I see him.

[06:30:28] Ah, I almost had him. Ah, I almost had him. Okay, goodbye.

[06:30:38] Ashen, keep mopping me until I can get this. Wait, how do I get up there?

[06:30:44] You're kidding me. You're kidding me.

[06:30:49] Uh...

[06:30:54] Gotta go the long way, okay?

[06:31:00] Jesus. Okay, I found the little path.

[06:31:04] Forget the last two numbers, alright.

[06:31:09] Ooh, is Tootleman close? Tootleman might be close.

[06:31:13] I didn't do nothing!

[06:31:18] Dude, that was close. Wait, how do I get the Kamehameha?

[06:31:24] Oh, shoot. How am I supposed to get the Kamehameha?

[06:31:30] Please don't pay attention to me.

[06:31:33] Oh, they're paying attention to me.

[06:31:36] They're paying attention to me. How do I get that?

[06:31:39] wait this is perfect where are you I swear God I swear you want some of this

[06:31:58] Can you like, 10 seconds please?

[06:32:05] Oh shoot!

[06:32:10] Oh shoot!

[06:32:13] Give it to me!

[06:32:18] It's kinda cool, I don't know though.

[06:32:38] Is the rifle good?

[06:32:39] Is the rifle any good?

[06:32:44] Ah, damn.

[06:32:48] Okay.

[06:32:49] What did I give up?

[06:32:52] My, um, dang it, I had to act fast, so I just, I just lost my salt rifle, I'm pretty sure.

[06:33:00] But it's fine.

[06:33:02] I got a command man.

[06:33:03] I got the lightsaber, I think.

[06:33:05] I think that's all I need.

[06:33:07] Actually, you know what?

[06:33:08] I want my...

[06:33:09] And my salt rifle back.

[06:33:12] Damn Goku with the lightsaber though, sheesh, hold on, let's go.

[06:33:18] I think with the gray hair it would look really good.

[06:33:22] Yeah, yeah, let's go gray hair.

[06:33:26] Or technically white hair.

[06:33:30] Hey, Goku about to slice and dice some people, man.

[06:33:35] Melt some organs.

[06:33:39] All right good news is oh shoot we're pretty far away. Let's go this way.

[06:33:48] Wait I hear a car. Oh no. Do I?

[06:33:53] I might. Oh I do.

[06:33:57] I love to do it to him like that.

[06:34:08] I love to do it to him like that.

[06:34:10] I mean, I would say work.

[06:34:13] Woo!

[06:34:14] Shall we have our, uh, let's have this on standby.

[06:34:17] Yeah, let's do that.

[06:34:19] In case I gotta whip it out.

[06:34:24] So if you double tap...

[06:34:27] Okay, so what if you do...

[06:34:29] No, that doesn't work either.

[06:34:32] And the West thing...

[06:34:43] Let's go to the action. Oh, shoot, wait, hold up.

[06:34:46] The storm's coming in.

[06:34:55] My only enemy is the stone.

[06:35:00] It's my one and true enemy.

[06:35:07] So there's only one lightsaber in this game, right?

[06:35:09] That should be pretty cool.

[06:35:12] So there is a charge.

[06:35:13] There's like a cool-down period if I'm not mistaken, uh-oh.

[06:35:21] Dang it.

[06:35:31] Okay.

[06:35:37] I mean, I'll just, I'll just haul it you do.

[06:35:53] Where you going, buddy?

[06:35:56] He's going like really far.

[06:36:03] Haha dude, we're both going to die now.

[06:36:14] Dad, damn it.

[06:36:19] Boink!

[06:36:20] Where is he going?

[06:36:23] Uhhh!

[06:36:24] Little weasel!

[06:36:26] Little weasel!

[06:36:27] Okay, let me get another command mail at least.

[06:36:35] I think?

[06:36:37] Uh-oh.

[06:36:38] I feel like I heard somebody land right on my forehead.

[06:36:43] Where's the capsule?

[06:36:44] Why can't I see it?

[06:36:46] Oh, it's right there!

[06:36:48] Dude!

[06:37:20] broken in Fortnite, I swear to God.

[06:37:23] Ha ha ha!

[06:37:24] I'm looking right at it!

[06:37:25] You guys can see I was looking right at it!

[06:37:27] Oh, that's so frustrating.

[06:37:29] I was trying to grab a Command-Mayer really fast, and then Nimbus out of there.

[06:37:34] Like use it in the air basically, because it works every time.

[06:37:37] Jesus!

[06:37:38] But of course it's like...

[06:37:40] Of course.

[06:37:42] Of course!

[06:37:43] Alright, let's try out some more codes in the Lunavall and see if it unlocks the

[06:37:47] Cash prize!

[06:37:50] Ba-ba-da-ba!

[06:37:51] So we have two more coasts to try.

[06:37:53] Let's see, let's see!

[06:38:01] End up side down Luna.

[06:38:03] For good luck.

[06:38:04] Six, one...

[06:38:06] What is it?

[06:38:07] Nine, seven.

[06:38:10] Six, seven, five, three.

[06:38:14] No, that wasn't it either!

[06:38:17] Oh la la, listen, you'll always need another hint, and be that much closer to get enough

[06:38:27] of cash prize.

[06:38:31] That much closer.

[06:38:32] Woo!

[06:38:33] Man, if I had the command man, I swear, I was about a dookie on them.

[06:38:39] Apple Jax wants me to do 15 Jumping Jax.

[06:38:46] That's a lot.

[06:38:49] That's a lot, man.

[06:38:51] Well, let's do it.

[06:39:09] All right, there you go.

[06:39:11] I'm trying to get this...

[06:39:13] ...Dawdivator thing.

[06:39:15] Where'd it land?

[06:39:17] Anybody see where it landed?

[06:39:19] I couldn't tell.

[06:39:25] Wait, it's always like to the left of this thing?

[06:39:31] Oh, dude, I have no idea.

[06:39:33] No!

[06:39:35] Where is it?

[06:39:37] Is it the rave cave?

[06:39:41] Is it like over there?

[06:39:44] It might be over there, right?

[06:39:56] Oh, it is over there! Dude! I'm gonna go for it. I don't care.

[06:40:01] Let's go for it, man. I might not be the only one. Oh, where's my mic going?

[06:40:08] But if I could sneak in and steal one of those things wait is this the right place?

[06:40:19] It might be it might be okay. Let's have like a weapon not like zero

[06:40:26] Ooh, tremendous too, perfect.

[06:40:33] Perfect, what's that?

[06:40:36] Impulse grenade?

[06:40:37] That might work.

[06:40:38] Ah, this isn't the place, is it?

[06:40:45] I don't think so.

[06:40:49] I don't think so.

[06:40:53] Dang it.

[06:40:56] Where did it land then?

[06:41:03] Mmmmm.

[06:41:06] Hold on.

[06:41:08] I might as well see if there's gonna be a capsule nearby.

[06:41:11] I'll go for that one.

[06:41:17] Jeez!

[06:41:19] We'll see if we can do anything.

[06:41:23] Plans that question mark every time, bro.

[06:41:25] Question mark.

[06:41:27] I don't have any question marks.

[06:41:31] Oh, my mini-met.

[06:41:36] Is that a person?

[06:41:43] It is, dude.

[06:41:45] Holy shit.

[06:41:47] Shit.

[06:41:49] Holy fuck.

[06:41:53] What is happening?

[06:41:55] I just want my Kamehameha!

[06:41:57] I don't think I have the weapons to fight whoever's in there.

[06:42:01] Somebody got it, right?

[06:42:03] Because I'm hearing that little pistol blast people, so...

[06:42:08] I'm guessing somebody got it.

[06:42:14] The Star Wars pistol means...

[06:42:16] I'm going for the Kamehameha!

[06:42:23] Why does it keep landing on the side of the mountain?

[06:42:31] That's so unfair.

[06:42:34] Okay, I want to be able to catch it.

[06:42:41] Of course.

[06:42:42] There we go.

[06:42:44] There we go. Of course.

[06:42:48] Thornk! Alright.

[06:42:52] Chest over there.

[06:42:55] And my give me the goods.

[06:43:01] Mmm...

[06:43:03] Semi-goods.

[06:43:09] Semi-...

[06:43:10] Dude, I've worked up a ton of, um...

[06:43:13] Oh, this is pretty good. Let's do this. The DMR with that. Let's swap out this.

[06:43:21] Sure. That part doesn't really matter.

[06:43:26] Ooh! Oh, you can get the gun from there too. Okay, okay. Good to know.

[06:43:32] Good to know.

[06:43:34] Damn, there was a lot of, uh, slurps in that one, huh?

[06:43:39] You think that gun is any good?

[06:43:43] I mean, I gotta get out of here.

[06:43:51] Shifty shafts, it is.

[06:44:03] Making our way downtown.

[06:44:04] Something chasing it?

[06:44:06] Or, uh, you don't want to chase me?

[06:44:12] I told you to want to chase me.

[06:44:14] I don't know what you have to chase me.

[06:44:24] Hmm.

[06:44:26] Saucy.

[06:44:32] Saucy.

[06:44:34] Is the storm closing in?

[06:44:36] Or no, because if it is, it's taking it's sweet time.

[06:44:48] Woo!

[06:44:54] I made it!

[06:44:56] Mission complete.

[06:44:57] Hehehe.

[06:44:58] We got another code guess for the Lunar Prize Vault, 6589, alright.

[06:45:05] I might win you the cash money.

[06:45:19] Oh, fight, fight, fight.

[06:45:22] There's like two fights going on.

[06:45:24] Who do I go for?

[06:45:26] This guy?

[06:45:35] Run little one! Run! Wait.

[06:45:50] Why are you shooting at me? It's kind of rude dude.

[06:45:53] Man, this guy had nothing on him.

[06:46:02] Where'd he go?

[06:46:04] Is that him?

[06:46:12] Bruh.

[06:46:14] Bruh got blasted.

[06:46:16] You have anything good?

[06:46:18] Man, I can use some chocolate ammo though.

[06:46:32] What's in the cooler?

[06:46:34] Hello?

[06:46:35] Cool.

[06:46:36] Oh shoot, it's the storm, everyone!

[06:46:45] It's really too bad that you can't combo the medmist when you're on the nimbus, so I'll

[06:47:02] be pretty happy.

[06:47:04] A little OP, I agree, but very F.

[06:47:08] Okay, I don't have ammo in my prime weapon.

[06:47:16] Cool.

[06:47:17] I'm glad it opened on the other side.

[06:47:20] No ice, no ice, no ice, no ice.

[06:47:26] Shock on ammo.

[06:47:29] Acquired.

[06:47:30] Um, I could use another capsule.

[06:47:34] Let's see.

[06:47:35] There's one over here.

[06:47:37] I think.

[06:47:39] Right there.

[06:47:41] That way.

[06:47:43] Go, go, go!

[06:47:45] I only have one Kamehameha, and I want...

[06:47:47] I want my three.

[06:47:49] I want my three Kamehamehas.

[06:48:01] You know what's so funny about Fortnite?

[06:48:03] Dude, I remember buying the game.

[06:48:05] buying the game I did the stupid pre-order thing where you could like play the

[06:48:10] campaign for a little bit as it was still in development and they just had their

[06:48:14] funky battle royale as like a little thing in the meantime that you could do

[06:48:19] while they're developing the game and I was like oh cool let me play the

[06:48:25] campaign because the multiplayer is kind of fun I liked the the animation

[06:48:28] the whole stuff they got going on I knew it was gonna be like popular game

[06:48:32] I knew it. So I think I spent like 30 bucks on it dude. Never got refunded.

[06:48:39] They never came out with the game. Never got refunded.

[06:48:50] This ain't...

[06:48:54] ...the ammo I'm looking for.

[06:48:56] I think they're going for my capsule.

[06:49:10] Oh, let's get this thing.

[06:49:16] I do find it weird that you have to, like, be slightly...

[06:49:24] Slightly...

[06:49:26] Is somebody going for it?

[06:49:29] Oh, it's right now! It just passed the storm.

[06:49:32] No way, it didn't, right?

[06:49:34] Or it did. It did.

[06:49:36] I mean, I haven't been missed. I think it's worth it.

[06:49:39] To get three Commandments.

[06:49:42] I think it's worth it.

[06:49:43] And then I can nimbus away. It's fine.

[06:49:46] Let's do it!

[06:49:51] Uh, go around, do this, weeeee!

[06:49:58] Then we can apply a little Mad Mist.

[06:50:03] As we sprint away! Hey, you got a full Kamehameha acquired.

[06:50:13] Ooh, I see somebody right there dude.

[06:50:16] Ah, hold on. I'll nimbus and command ma'am.

[06:50:20] HAAA!

[06:50:22] Oh, he's right there.

[06:50:26] He's like, wait!

[06:50:30] Wait! No!

[06:50:34] Where is he?

[06:50:37] No! I saw him.

[06:50:40] come back here weasel come back here weasel

[06:50:51] I see him we just do it close up fight let's just do it let's just do it

[06:50:59] laying on top of him

[06:51:13] I don't even know how to shoot in water

[06:51:15] He got me with a legendary DMR

[06:51:17] Why am I always alone with that one?

[06:51:19] I love you a lot

[06:51:21] That was so close

[06:51:23] Another one

[06:51:25] Another one that was

[06:51:27] It was so close, dude.

[06:51:29] Ah!

[06:51:31] And I left him with at least, like, 10 HP on the initial Kamehameha Blast.

[06:51:37] Cause I couldn't see him, that's why.

[06:51:39] Um...

[06:51:41] And then I'm swimming in the water, my guy's like, auto-canceling a shot because he keeps going in the water.

[06:51:49] It happens.

[06:51:50] Okay! Let's try another code.

[06:51:53] 6589?

[06:51:55] Let's see if that's the win.

[06:52:05] Oh no!

[06:52:08] That wasn't it!

[06:52:11] Luna. Man Luna.

[06:52:15] What you doin' Luna?

[06:52:17] What you doin'?

[06:52:19] baby Luna why she hanging on the couch like that why she hanging on the couch

[06:52:33] like that where we got more got more guests like from the dragon time six

[06:52:45] seven seven one. Let's try that one.

[06:52:54] That wasn't it! 6-1-0-8.

[06:52:58] No! Not it either!

[06:53:04] Okay, okay. And then we also have to do a pat on the head.

[06:53:15] the baby has been fed the baby has

[06:53:33] All right, where is Darth Vader landing?

[06:53:51] I see him this time.

[06:53:53] I see him this time.

[06:53:56] He's all the way in that corner.

[06:53:59] Like this little island, I think?

[06:54:00] Nope. A little to the right.

[06:54:05] Somewhere there.

[06:54:06] Not exactly there, but somewhere there.

[06:54:08] What's nice is that there's a view- a view.

[06:54:10] A blue hue that we can go off of.

[06:54:14] So good enough!

[06:54:20] Weeeee!

[06:54:21] Okay, let me mark this one out.

[06:54:23] So, this one?

[06:54:25] Where?

[06:54:27] This?

[06:54:28] How do you-

[06:54:30] This? There we go. Jesus. It's like what part of the island is that?

[06:54:35] See I told you it is different every time so you got to pay attention. You got to plan that?

[06:54:45] I want the lightsaber again. I will master the saber. I will master it. I swear to thee.

[06:54:57] Wait, where is he at? Oh, he's right there. He's chilling, dude. He's just waiting for

[06:55:05] a suspect. This is going to help me.

[06:55:10] Ooh, damn! They started me off with a rare weapon already. I'll take it. There, some

[06:55:21] more ammo on it.

[06:55:23] Wait, is somebody going for it already?

[06:55:26] I gotta kill them though.

[06:55:30] I gotta go.

[06:55:32] Uh...

[06:55:35] No, they're not.

[06:55:42] Okay.

[06:55:43] Wait, is he here?

[06:55:50] Let's get the weapon just in case.

[06:55:54] Ooooooh girl!

[06:55:57] Yeah, let's do that.

[06:55:59] And then I just heard the capsule thing.

[06:56:01] Oh, it's all the way over there.

[06:56:02] No, wait, where am I?

[06:56:05] Where am I? I can't even see where I am.

[06:56:07] Oh, I'm over here.

[06:56:08] Ah, it's all the way over there.

[06:56:09] Dang it.

[06:56:11] Not worth.

[06:56:12] Let's- let's kill Darth Vader.

[06:56:17] Holy Jesus!

[06:56:18] Yeah, it got spooked for me.

[06:56:25] Oh, mama.

[06:56:27] Oh, the same good.

[06:56:29] Oh, the same good.

[06:56:34] Oh, the same good.

[06:56:36] Stay down.

[06:56:38] Stay down.

[06:56:43] Dude, why is he so strong?

[06:56:46] What just happened?

[06:56:48] Oh my goodness.

[06:56:50] There. Let's get his minions.

[06:56:54] Let's get his minions down.

[06:56:54] AHHHHHH!

[06:56:55] Woo-hoo-hoo!

[06:56:57] Woo-hoo-hoo!

[06:56:57] He's cheating!

[06:56:58] He's cheating!

[06:56:59] He's cheating!

[06:57:02] Oh my-

[06:57:03] Oh my god, run!

[06:57:05] AHH!

[06:57:08] Oh shoot!

[06:57:10] Oh shoot!

[06:57:11] Winky-dink.

[06:57:13] Oh shoot!

[06:57:16] Oh shoot!

[06:57:18] He's gonna kill me. There's no way

[06:57:24] You can't kill without command man

[06:57:34] You literally can't kill him with a command man. There's there's literally no way

[06:57:39] Holy

[06:57:40] Holy moly

[06:57:42] All right one last quick game everyone and then I got a skedaddle skadoodle

[06:57:46] If you want to get any more codes in in the meantime for the Luna prize vault, you can

[06:57:52] Let's see if we're gonna meet one more threshold so I can add even more money to the vault

[06:57:59] Even more money people

[06:58:05] Luna how you doing you doing good?

[06:58:11] You doing good

[06:58:16] That baby.

[06:58:32] I like that song.

[06:58:36] Alright, we have, what is it?

[06:58:39] Is it two more codes to try?

[06:58:42] Yeah, two more codes.

[06:58:45] Or is it three?

[06:58:47] I can't remember.

[06:58:48] No, I did the two from Dragon Time's earlier, right?

[06:58:54] So I didn't get two more guesses.

[06:58:56] All right, let's see.

[06:58:58] So there's three total, let's see.

[06:59:01] Six, eight, four, four.

[06:59:09] Six, seven, oh, two.

[06:59:12] Six one five seven six one eight nine six one four zero six one four one

[06:59:33] Six one four two six one four three six one four four

[06:59:52] Six one four five

[06:59:57] All right, I'm gonna try and go for it yet again

[07:00:03] I'm going for Darth Vader, dude. I don't care. I don't care how strong he is. I'm gonna go for him

[07:00:10] It's time

[07:00:12] It is time

[07:00:14] Which one did I try last for me six one four five?

[07:00:20] All right, the good news is I'm not the only one that's gonna go for it

[07:00:23] So hopefully they can like, you know

[07:00:26] Loosen them up for me

[07:00:29] All I try

[07:00:31] Okay, so his gun does way more.

[07:00:45] Somebody's going for it.

[07:00:46] Somebody's going for it.

[07:00:47] Okay, let me get in on this, because I can kill them and then finish off Darth Vader.

[07:00:53] It's perfect.

[07:00:57] That's it.

[07:00:58] That's all it does.

[07:00:59] Where are they?

[07:01:07] Oh shoot!

[07:01:08] There's some more over there.

[07:01:10] Let me go get a gun.

[07:01:11] Let me go get a gun.

[07:01:13] It's like a fight.

[07:01:18] Oh and there's a red portal.

[07:01:20] Let me go get him!

[07:01:25] Wait, where is- where is he?

[07:01:29] Oh boy.

[07:01:34] Oh boy.

[07:01:39] Go for the other guy.

[07:01:44] Why is he right here?

[07:01:49] Oh boy.

[07:01:54] why is he right here Jesus Christ okay where is it there's one guy over there

[07:02:08] did he die the guy that was going to happen

[07:02:12] Now I was spotted.

[07:02:24] Oh Will appears a red dot.

[07:02:25] Okay, I wasn't...

[07:02:26] Wow.

[07:02:27] It's like in actual movies when the villains just never land a bullet.

[07:02:37] Okay, but where's Darth Vader, though?

[07:02:41] kill him. I swear to God. I did all that and if somebody kills him, that's gonna be kind of messed up.

[07:02:57] Does he reset? Where'd he go?

[07:03:01] Oh, I see him. Is somebody going for him? Yes, somebody's going for him.

[07:03:06] I see. Oh good, and I can see his health too. Dude, I'mma just squeeze in at the last minute.

[07:03:13] That's all I'm gonna do. I'mma squeeze in at the last minute. Can I see this fight?

[07:03:21] He's still pretty healthy. I'mma wait. Yes, do all the work, buddy, and then I'm gonna

[07:03:28] use this regular weapon on him.

[07:03:32] Do all the work, buddy.

[07:03:36] I want him to at least get a shield down.

[07:03:38] That's what's important for me.

[07:03:40] The shield's gotta go down.

[07:03:43] And then I'll take care of the rest.

[07:03:45] Don't worry, I'll take care of the rest, buddy.

[07:03:47] Oh, there it is.

[07:03:49] Okay.

[07:03:50] No, he really had backups.

[07:04:10] He had a backup?

[07:04:11] There you go.

[07:04:13] There you go

[07:04:23] It wasn't me

[07:04:28] How do we chase him over there?

[07:04:32] Okay, good. I miss all rifle

[07:04:34] No! He got him? No, he's over there. Okay. He's still chasing him, dude.

[07:04:43] Look at him run. Yes, come over here. He's too far away now. I feel like I could finish

[07:04:53] off that later. Let's lead him away. That later? Where you at? Well, let me get some

[07:05:02] Wait, where is he? You're kidding me!

[07:05:12] Oh, he's right there. Jesus.

[07:05:17] Okay. It's just a prank, right?

[07:05:24] Oh, he took the prank out!

[07:05:27] Easy easy money let's go oh my Lantus we did it baby hmm that's what I'm talking

[07:05:42] about yes talk about blue hair you know he's so angry to the guy that was

[07:05:56] going after it. He put in all that work. He put in all that sweaty work and he was like,

[07:06:00] God damn it. Jesus, French toast crunch. I guess we can go for this one. Wait, what's

[07:06:14] happening? Is he still over there? Did he go back? Is that somebody on the wolf?

[07:06:25] How come it's not blocked?

[07:06:38] How come it's not blocked?

[07:06:45] Dude, I hate this.

[07:06:51] How annoying dude the lightsaber is so cool, but like literally the most useless weapon

[07:07:00] Bruh I ain't slice a nobody when they're not in the new clothes range

[07:07:06] Whoo, okay

[07:07:09] It was fun

[07:07:11] It was fun. All right looks like we met the threshold. Oh my god

[07:07:15] We can get two thresholds by the way for just a few more redeems

[07:07:18] We're close to two thresholds, so we already got one for the Luna Prize vault.

[07:07:32] It's time to add money to the vault!

[07:07:41] And try out some coats!

[07:07:43] Alright, 6146, that didn't work, 6147, 6148, 6149, 6150, oh oops, 6150, 6150, 6150,

[07:08:12] 6151, 6152, 6153, 6154, 6155, 6156, 6157, 6158,

[07:08:40] six one five nine

[07:08:48] three more redeems if you guys want to add more money to the bank

[07:08:51] only three more to eat

[07:08:58] Then we got 6-1, 6-0, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-1, 6-2, 6-1, 6-3, 6-1, 6-4, 6-1, 6-5,

[07:09:28] Six one six six six one six seven six one six eight there it is we got another threshold

[07:09:44] So, more money!

[07:09:49] Hey, let's do the bank.

[07:09:54] Woo, woo!

[07:09:55] Alright, so those codes didn't work for today.

[07:09:58] I'll pause it there.

[07:10:03] So we know where we left off at.

[07:10:04] Ooh, la la.

[07:10:06] So far, those codes didn't work, but, hey, we added a lot more money to the bank, so...

[07:10:11] even bigger base prize if somebody unlocks the vault.

[07:10:15] And yeah, if you guys want to get a chance to do it,

[07:10:18] you get a chance to stack up your channel points right now, during the rebroadcast

[07:10:22] that I'm about to put up.

[07:10:22] So enjoy it, stack up the channel points, get in that

[07:10:26] grind, and I'll see you guys later.

[07:10:29] Bye bye!

[07:10:41] Alexa, what time is it in London right now?

[07:10:56] It's 2.09am.

[07:10:59] 2.09am?

[07:11:01] Bruh.

[07:11:03] That's early morning.

[07:11:05] That's the type of morning where it's like, god damn.

[07:11:09] Okay.

[07:11:10] Okay.

[07:11:11] All right, so oh that's right. We have a new skill

[07:11:15] We make ourselves invisible I believe what's my why key this one?

[07:11:20] It that ain't it

[07:11:22] That ain't it

[07:11:26] That's it okay, so we need to go over here

[07:11:29] Can we push through that's right?

[07:11:34] It's all coming back to me now it was the um

[07:11:36] That one's charm to the more useful than it is. It's food means twice

[07:11:40] It was like this ghost that discovered us down here. We had to like lure her by

[07:11:46] smacking up a painting, right? Use a basic skill to lure out the enemy.

[07:11:55] Understood. Understood. But it's not about that painting. Use LT and RT to lure

[07:12:03] unspeak why both whoa whoa whoa whoa

[07:12:07] wozahs we want to do that does that

[07:12:11] work yeah that works deep let's get out

[07:12:14] of here get out of here quickly now

[07:12:19] before she realizes she's been duped

[07:12:23] dupity scooped eat whoa whoa whoa whoa

[07:12:29] Hello.

[07:12:30] Really?

[07:12:31] Okay.

[07:12:32] Is there a reason why we shouldn't be though?

[07:12:41] Does it cause us like, stamina or something?

[07:12:51] What I guess 61 gold?

[07:12:52] Not bad.

[07:12:53] nurse Blaney to St. Mungos but I can research on my own no need to concern

[07:12:58] yourself with that right now

[07:13:01] which is the heck of that precisely I'll know it when I see you're being awfully

[07:13:07] cryptic

[07:13:10] okay what's in here stuff piles of junk junk that is not part of the

[07:13:21] objective

[07:13:26] Bro, why does wall in my way now you're in my way damn respect the superior wizard, please

[07:13:35] Yeah, Acce, exactly exactly

[07:13:44] I

[07:13:46] Guess we just keep on walking over here. Oh

[07:13:48] Oh, shoot. Hell no. Yeah, you didn't even bother telling me nothing about it. Where's the ghost

[07:14:02] that? Oh, what's our repair thing? I totally forgot. I don't think I have it. I need to

[07:14:12] Go back to the list. I think it's this one.

[07:14:16] Reparo.

[07:14:18] What do we do again? Hold RT to a sign and then we clicky clicky.

[07:14:22] Let's do A. I don't think we're gonna be flaming up anybody right now.

[07:14:26] Not in the school anyway. That'd be kind of weird, you know?

[07:14:28] Reparo.

[07:14:30] That didn't work?

[07:14:32] Oh my!

[07:14:33] God damn, buddy.

[07:14:37] You spooked me in those pants of yours.

[07:14:40] Oh, spooky spooky.

[07:14:42] You'll get caught in the sea.

[07:14:44] You'll get caught in the sea.

[07:14:46] Peeves, don't tell me.

[07:14:48] I'm going to tell.

[07:14:50] I'm going to tell.

[07:14:52] I'm going to tell.

[07:14:56] Who's it going to tell?

[07:14:58] Blast the peeves.

[07:15:00] I've got to stop him or at least get to the library with a good excuse for all of this.

[07:15:06] Yeah.

[07:15:08] Don't get into trouble.

[07:15:10] I trust you. I mean, we don't want to say that. That's basically the same. We don't trust them.

[07:15:18] That's basically going to be saying, hey, I don't trust you, buddy.

[07:15:23] Do I gotta trust you?

[07:15:25] If I need to ask, that's the answer as it is.

[07:15:31] Is he Ravenclaw, by the way? Or is he like a Slytherin?

[07:15:35] Wait, where do I go?

[07:15:40] Okay, now we do the Reparo, and it's gonna work, right?

[07:15:44] Reparo.

[07:15:45] Yeah.

[07:15:46] See, I did that before Man and His Pink Pants came over, messing up things, but the game

[07:15:56] was like, no, no, no, no, you have to do it this way.

[07:15:59] You have to do it this way!

[07:16:02] or else

[07:16:08] or going down steps is hard

[07:16:13] that fly over there on my broomstick

[07:16:16] oh what the

[07:16:19] investigate

[07:16:23] godday

[07:16:26] looking a little sus

[07:16:29] I'm looking a little spooky.

[07:16:32] Should we get, hold on, we might want different spells if I'm being perfectly honest.

[07:16:37] Let's get maybe Luminos?

[07:16:40] What do we need?

[07:16:43] I don't think we're gonna need Reparo, right? So let's get Luminos and...

[07:16:48] Do we need the Flame one?

[07:16:51] I'll get back to it. I'll get back to it.

[07:16:54] Hey, what's in here?

[07:16:57] Search it!

[07:16:59] What did I get? Embroidered formal uniform.

[07:17:02] Damn that looks spunky too.

[07:17:05] It's like a tan. I don't have a tan...

[07:17:06] I don't have any tan uniforms yet.

[07:17:10] You thought it was a trap? I thought it was a trap too.

[07:17:13] Enter.

[07:17:16] Was good.

[07:17:19] I wanna have luminous on me because...

[07:17:21] We're entering some dark...

[07:17:23] Dark territory.

[07:17:25] You know?

[07:17:27] Like right now it'd be pretty good.

[07:17:28] Oh, it's Lumos. I thought it was Lumios.

[07:17:32] How do we get over there?

[07:17:36] Excuse me! Do we just take

[07:17:40] a walk of faith here?

[07:17:44] Do you think maybe it's like an invisible passage?

[07:17:48] Ah, I need to wake up that rune over there.

[07:17:52] Oh good. The game is already telling me. I have to wake it up. What do we do like this?

[07:17:56] Oh damn it worked impeccable accuracy. I didn't even have to aim down science

[07:18:07] They lose almost looks like a bus. I don't think I need it

[07:18:12] Who the heck is that?

[07:18:15] What's happened? Oh, shoot. I

[07:18:19] Forgot what's a go. That's what it was. Oh

[07:18:21] Oh shoot!

[07:18:24] Alright dodge again?

[07:18:27] There we go.

[07:18:28] LB, RB?

[07:18:29] What is that?

[07:18:30] Shiiiii!

[07:18:31] When did I learn that?

[07:18:32] Dude I swear the game never taught me this.

[07:18:33] Uh, whoopsies.

[07:18:34] Oh what the?

[07:18:35] Man this guy is cheating.

[07:18:36] Oh no.

[07:18:37] I'm not gonna get him.

[07:18:38] Oh no.

[07:18:39] Oh no.

[07:18:40] Oh no.

[07:18:41] Oh no.

[07:18:42] Oh no.

[07:18:43] Oh no.

[07:18:44] Oh no.

[07:18:45] Oh no.

[07:18:46] Oh no.

[07:18:47] Oh no.

[07:18:48] Oh no.

[07:18:49] Oh no.

[07:18:50] Oh no.

[07:18:51] Whoo, we do this no can't do RB

[07:18:58] Damn right across the jaw dude

[07:19:03] Way I need to drink something a drink something that was close buddy almost got me buddy almost got me oh

[07:19:15] Can we just do this that God I was waiting for like a RB LB proc

[07:19:22] Never came

[07:19:24] It's got a wombo combo these people damn. Ah, I should have put them in the air too, huh?

[07:19:32] Nice it's all good. It's all good. Ended up getting them at the end of the day

[07:19:38] Healing potion for the win

[07:19:43] Hey, there's another one there's two of them

[07:19:46] Lovey-yoso! Ha ha ha! What are you gonna do now buddy?

[07:19:53] Bruh. Um, take that. Sheesh! Get combo'd. Get combo'd.

[07:20:03] And then we do this. It's better without aiming down sides.

[07:20:15] Game down size doesn't do nothing

[07:20:18] What the bro? Oh, what my god the fact that I actually made that jump. I didn't know it was under like some time limit

[07:20:28] God damn

[07:20:31] Buddy this must be the way forward some warning next time

[07:20:38] Okay, we got to go fast oh

[07:20:42] What the?

[07:20:44] Let's go in and out. We hit it again. Oh

[07:20:51] Shoot

[07:20:54] Hey, we're doing the thing we're doing the thing

[07:20:58] So far it's working whatever I'm doing

[07:21:01] Your gear slots are full so I have to sell some stuff

[07:21:06] Is that what it's trying to get me to do?

[07:21:10] Hmm

[07:21:14] We got a spunky new scarf eight eight offense. Can we compare let's compare

[07:21:22] It'll sell value. That's pretty good. I

[07:21:26] Mean it matches green though from being perfectly honest bonjour bonjour the real mama. How you doing? I

[07:21:33] Got let's do this oh

[07:21:37] Zayam the tan match better with my gold accents with the robe, but it is what it is, you know

[07:21:44] I get more stats. We're focusing on stats.

[07:21:48] Rather than, uh... the other stuff.

[07:21:52] This one, I can't let up.

[07:21:54] Oh, we got a legendary dude.

[07:21:57] What?

[07:21:58] I mean, we can't even see it because of the robe, but damn!

[07:22:03] Stats.

[07:22:04] Hold on, let's see if we got anything else.

[07:22:06] Let's do no rope.

[07:22:09] Oh!

[07:22:10] Damn!

[07:22:11] Look at us, looking real spunky now.

[07:22:16] Hey, we're so fashionable.

[07:22:20] We're drippin'. We're drippin'.

[07:22:23] Look at us. This is what a proper wizard looks like.

[07:22:27] Let's just rock this for now.

[07:22:30] Also, how do I remove my inventory slots?

[07:22:34] Apparently they're all full.

[07:22:37] And then what I've been told.

[07:22:40] How's that even possible though?

[07:22:43] Give it to me your gear slots are full, so I have to I mean there's things I could sell

[07:22:50] There's a that one thing right I mean there's an outfit. I'm sure that is hideous and that I wouldn't mind I

[07:22:57] Don't know if I want to sell an outfit as much as a robe the robes are kind of disgusting

[07:23:02] There's some robes that just weren't meant to be let's see. I

[07:23:07] Mean it's just a classic one

[07:23:09] Then we have our green one. I mean

[07:23:12] Oh, we saw these they're basically the same no traditional school robe. Yeah

[07:23:16] They're basically the same

[07:23:19] Cell value is zero. Oh, that's epic

[07:23:23] Stripe school robe damn. I love that how I have two of these

[07:23:27] destroy it

[07:23:31] And let's pick up whatever it is it's offering

[07:23:33] Brushed wool cap. Oh, you know that's gonna be a legendary

[07:23:41] Let's take a look. Is it legendary?

[07:23:44] Nope. It's common. What is it though?

[07:23:49] Oh, it's a cape. Oh, that's not bad. I mean, dude, let's rock a cape for a little bit.

[07:23:55] Why not? As long as our legendary attire can still show in the front, you know?

[07:24:01] I think we're bobbin let's do it oh my god we're gonna be fighting an army over

[07:24:09] here oh shoot lovey oh so accio and then we do this hey how come it's only 10 oh

[07:24:21] god dang nice and then we do another one nice so they do take more damage if

[07:24:30] you're like real close to them.

[07:24:32] Oh god.

[07:24:34] Let's do...

[07:24:36] God name.

[07:24:38] Let's do that first.

[07:24:40] Woo!

[07:24:42] Uh...

[07:24:44] Levioso.

[07:24:46] Bruh.

[07:24:48] I just wasted that.

[07:24:50] Bruh. Got bonked on the head of Ponglanding.

[07:24:53] Deserved.

[07:24:55] Now we're going up against three.

[07:24:57] Sheesh.

[07:24:58] I keep forgetting, what is it? X? No, it's Y, that's right.

[07:25:01] Rodego! And then we do this.

[07:25:03] And then we do this.

[07:25:04] Combo and...

[07:25:05] Combo-Lombo, Combo-Lombo.

[07:25:07] This guy's gonna jump on me.

[07:25:09] Daaamn!

[07:25:10] Bruh!

[07:25:11] I'm going into the ether.

[07:25:13] Sheesh!

[07:25:15] Ooh, shoot, that was close.

[07:25:18] Fool almost got me, hold on.

[07:25:20] I gotta drink some beer.

[07:25:22] I died!

[07:25:23] Oh, I don't have any more health potions, that's why.

[07:25:26] Damn, this looks...

[07:25:28] How am I supposed to beat the game without health potions?

[07:25:34] Meeeee

[07:25:38] It just don't want!

[07:25:40] Okay, equipping better what? Wait, did I lose something?

[07:25:44] Oh, it really wants me to equip the robe, doesn't it?

[07:25:46] Tsk. Goddamn.

[07:25:49] Okay, let's do this. We have an offense of like seven with that.

[07:25:54] Uhhh, face where I really don't want to have to do?

[07:25:58] Don't want to have to do it

[07:26:01] I think we're good there

[07:26:04] Choose a look for your wand. Oh, you can't customize it one handle. That's about it. Okay

[07:26:13] Will the face where help us defense plus eight what is it?

[07:26:19] Damn

[07:26:21] Dude looking a little too nerdy for me. I'm not gonna lie

[07:26:23] I

[07:26:26] Don't know man. It's looking a little too nerdy for me man. Is it worth the eight defense? I

[07:26:33] Don't know if it's worth eight defense if I'm being perfectly honest

[07:26:38] Let's get through this battle and I'm gonna take these off real quick

[07:26:43] All right, let's go let's go no that might grow to love them you never know never know

[07:26:47] Okay, we got a gotta like ace this can't take a hit from these guys here. I kill you and then

[07:26:54] Take a u whatever you want to call it there we go there we go we're comboing we're wobbling

[07:27:02] There it is there it is this guy's gonna jump I don't want to waste any of those other things

[07:27:08] Accio yeah

[07:27:10] Gotta get that muscle memory down. Let's throw this on you throw that on you throw another one into you

[07:27:16] Yeah, what do we got we got one more jug over here. Oh, she

[07:27:21] Pre-Tego, buddy!

[07:27:24] Levioso, Accio.

[07:27:27] Damn, what's bashing up for this guy?

[07:27:30] Good, he fell, he fell.

[07:27:33] Levioso, let's do this.

[07:27:36] Get him out of here.

[07:27:37] Damn, he just killed his own friend.

[07:27:39] What a shame.

[07:27:40] And I think we're good.

[07:27:42] With this combo, we're good.

[07:27:44] Ah, he's sit, buddy.

[07:27:45] Sit.

[07:27:46] Okay.

[07:27:47] That's all I needed to do.

[07:27:49] From the stone.

[07:27:50] Look off the roll.

[07:27:56] Nice.

[07:27:58] That was clean.

[07:27:59] That was clean, dude.

[07:28:01] Yeah, that was some friendly fire happening right there.

[07:28:05] Dude killed his own teammate.

[07:28:06] Hehehe.

[07:28:10] Take the hat off. The hat is giving me so much.

[07:28:12] I can.

[07:28:15] Yeah, those are some serious glasses.

[07:28:18] Like, serious.

[07:28:20] But I like that it changed up the look every now and then, you know, I didn't want it to be like the exact same throughout the entire play through, so...

[07:28:28] I'm not that angry about it.

[07:28:30] Oh, what's happening here?

[07:28:34] Looks like a wasteland.

[07:28:37] It does look a little bit nerdy.

[07:28:38] It does look a bit... a little bit nerdy.

[07:28:43] Man, I'm running, I'm all out of water!

[07:28:48] I'm actually gonna take some of this.

[07:28:50] Hey, what's she doing with the bucket?

[07:28:55] Oh no, they're all out of mold!

[07:28:58] Watch out! They're all out of mold!

[07:29:11] Fresh supply of water just below me.

[07:29:17] What's going on? I have no idea.

[07:29:20] I'm finding out just as you.

[07:29:34] They're giving it life.

[07:29:35] They're giving it some life.

[07:29:42] I'm feeling the boy still gonna die though.

[07:29:48] You gotta send him down for the boy.

[07:29:50] He's coughing up a storm, come on.

[07:29:52] You think turning a wasteland into a non-wasteland's gonna do anything?

[07:30:00] It's simple, not complicated, so if it's hot, just stay hydrated.

[07:30:04] Okay, okay, damn!

[07:30:06] Got John over here spinning up some bars.

[07:30:09] Let's go.

[07:30:12] What happened?

[07:30:13] Is that me?

[07:30:14] Is that, like, younger me?

[07:30:15] You wanted to see me?

[07:30:16] Oh, probably not.

[07:30:17] Professor Stroud.

[07:30:18] Professor Rackham.

[07:30:19] This is the Dora Morgana welcome miss miss the Ghidorah but we're lower

[07:30:32] How do you say that not that last name they're like ten times super fast

[07:30:36] As it happens, I was also admitted to Hogwarts as a fifth year. I've never heard of another like us.

[07:30:44] Miss Morgan.

[07:30:46] Hey, what happened to the boy though? He's a straight-up dead?

[07:30:49] He lost about me.

[07:30:50] He died?

[07:30:51] Beautiful swirl.

[07:30:52] They didn't care about him?

[07:30:54] I recognize you.

[07:30:56] Miss Morganock. There's no way they said that.

[07:30:59] Is the door a Morganock?

[07:31:01] And yes, I...

[07:31:02] Is that a mouthful? It's so unnecessary.

[07:31:05] He's in a coffin.

[07:31:07] I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I feel the voice has been laid to rest.

[07:31:35] is a stronghold of ancient magic.

[07:31:39] So if I can see choices of ancient magic,

[07:31:41] does that mean I can wield it too?

[07:31:43] With the Pr-

[07:31:44] Wait, are we witnessing like the birth of-

[07:31:46] Let us not get ahead of ourselves.

[07:31:47] The evil witch or something?

[07:31:50] Because what does this have to do with us?

[07:31:51] If we wield such magic,

[07:31:53] we must first master all that Hogwarts has to offer.

[07:31:59] A magic this powerful can do great harm in the Vankharnas.

[07:32:03] Oh, you know she's gonna be doing great harm there's no other purpose

[07:32:11] You can't be all hucking Dory

[07:32:15] We asked that you don't share secrets

[07:32:17] Literally look at that smile

[07:32:19] Immediately gonna be sharing the secrets and be using using that maliciously thousand percent

[07:32:28] Now what has it been like three days I haven't played this game

[07:32:30] Literally all the controls in this game has left my brain already.

[07:32:34] Sebastian.

[07:32:35] Oh my god!

[07:32:37] Wait, did she turn into Sebastian?

[07:32:39] That would explain a lot.

[07:32:43] This guy snitched us out, man.

[07:32:45] Oh no wait.

[07:32:46] He just got caught.

[07:32:47] He's gonna snitch?

[07:32:58] Uh oh.

[07:33:00] You didn't come and oh, no

[07:33:04] Hey, don't snitch on me now. I would have you tell me

[07:33:09] Jesus you're a bright boy

[07:33:12] You see I guarantee you if I asked this guy, can I trust you he would have sold me out

[07:33:17] There was nobody else. I came alone

[07:33:21] Let's go

[07:33:23] Sebastian ain't no traitor. I

[07:33:26] Guarantee you if I would have asked him that question

[07:33:30] Can I trust you? Dude, that's like literally begging, begging somebody to snitch on you.

[07:33:38] Because you're already questioning the fact that you can trust them or not.

[07:33:42] Yeah, that's my boy right there. Let's go 25 HP plus. Why is there an indicator here?

[07:33:50] Search it. What did I get? 54 gold? Nice. All right, all right, not bad, not bad.

[07:33:55] Pretty decent return to Professor Figgs classroom. Where's that at? How do we get over there? This way?

[07:34:03] Can we go without being invisible or what? Should we go invisible? Let's just go invisible. I don't

[07:34:10] know why. Everybody's like sketchy over here. Everybody's weird man. This way? Oh no wait.

[07:34:23] I have to follow the yellow dots.

[07:34:26] Mmm...

[07:34:28] Okay, it's gonna take too long.

[07:34:29] It's not letting me sprint.

[07:34:33] Mmm...

[07:34:34] There we go.

[07:34:37] Keep playing your music, buddy!

[07:34:43] Oh, yeah! This is like...

[07:34:44] Yeah!

[07:34:46] I'm going a little too fast!

[07:34:49] I'm going a little too fast!

[07:34:53] Vin Diesel will be so proud of me.

[07:35:00] I'm going too fast to furious.

[07:35:02] There's all another family.

[07:35:07] What did you say?

[07:35:09] It's all among the family.

[07:35:13] The one liner.

[07:35:15] The one liner plot basically in every single movie.

[07:35:18] It's just like car action and then what's the sub plot?

[07:35:22] Professor Fig! I've returned with information. Oh god, it's daytime. I don't know where.

[07:35:37] What happened? Take the book to Professor Pig... not Pig, Fig. Professor Pig?

[07:35:45] You cannot be serious. Uh, sorry to interrupt, but yeah, I'm trying to talk to this man.

[07:35:52] It is rather unorthodox to say the least. An orthodox. It is conceivable.

[07:35:59] Y'all need a light? Ah, Fig. The visitor.

[07:36:03] Yeah, me over here. Lumos.

[07:36:07] Sir, I was able to search the restricted section while you were with Professor Black.

[07:36:12] It was a book we were after

[07:36:16] Yeah

[07:36:18] Wait, what if the first thing ends up being bad wait you access the restricted section

[07:36:26] Thinking on it perhaps it's best you spare me the details fair enough

[07:36:30] In fact the book was below the restriction section as it appeared on the map

[07:36:35] Can you get over these glasses man? Let's have a look the rough, but you know what it's growing on me

[07:36:40] That's the scary part.

[07:36:47] Uh-oh!

[07:36:50] There's a tear in the page.

[07:37:03] I don't like the facial animations.

[07:37:05] What's wrong with them?

[07:37:07] It might take some time it's too real for you. I wonder why it was here below Hogwarts

[07:37:13] I think I know sir. They're weird. They're a little weird. I mean, it's also open world

[07:37:20] You know, what do you expect? It's kind of like the remind me of GTA

[07:37:24] I feel like you can't perfect everything in an open world because you need so much to happen using ancient

[07:37:29] so they focus on other areas

[07:37:31] But I know what you're talking about. Don't worry.

[07:37:49] To London? Is that a monkey behind him?

[07:37:53] Dude, there's like this monkey holding a ball behind him.

[07:37:56] Of course! Now I'll have to take it with me to London, blah blah blah blah blah. What will you tell them?

[07:38:05] What will you tell them?

[07:38:07] I'm going to be nosey right now. I'm going to be very very nosey.

[07:38:10] I don't know how much I dare say. George tried to convince the ministry about Runross, but to no avail.

[07:38:16] My instinct is to follow the path we are on for the moment and keep the details to ourselves until we know the war.

[07:38:23] But of course I understand I'll see what I can learn about the missing pages while you're gone good

[07:38:33] Don't neglect your studies. You're wonderful. I'm not gonna lie professor. Thank you. Yeah, looks like an oddball

[07:38:38] My attention in her biology and potions. There's more to magic than spell cast a game looks amazing though

[07:38:44] It does for what it is, you know

[07:38:46] exceptionally well

[07:38:48] I look forward to the open world when I return dude

[07:38:50] remember when GTA was like first open world they had this for like five years

[07:38:57] no characters could open their fingers man it was just all this they didn't

[07:39:07] want to focus on those details they want to focus on like you know all you

[07:39:10] can achieve in open world which is what this is so it is fairly impressive

[07:39:15] That's why it's very, very impressive. Spin the globe, spin the globe.

[07:39:26] You got it, Natsy. I'm on my way.

[07:39:33] Hey, how do we get that message though? You ain't got no phones here.

[07:39:37] Nanny just sent you an owl post requesting to meet her in lower Hogsfield on Hamlet.

[07:39:42] Sam's good, Sam's good.

[07:39:45] It's like some sort of hot date.

[07:39:49] World map.

[07:39:50] Oh, this is like outside of the school?

[07:39:55] This is the world map, most of the maps.

[07:39:57] Yeah, Hamlets are small communities throughout the world.

[07:40:01] Oh, cool.

[07:40:03] This is the Hamlet.

[07:40:04] Lower Hawks field.

[07:40:06] Cool.

[07:40:07] Cool.

[07:40:08] Cool exit the field guide did I

[07:40:23] Why are you gonna teach me something but you want me to do assignments before

[07:40:28] Shouldn't I do the assignments after you teach me that'll make more sense

[07:40:33] That's what make more sense

[07:40:35] Okay, what do we got to do?

[07:40:37] What's the actual objective because I thought we were gonna mean that see who's this guy?

[07:40:44] Luke and it's time to prove you're duly you're dueling

[07:40:51] Well, how's anybody supposed to read that and see if we're a new school champion meet me at the usual place for the final round of crossed wands

[07:40:58] Back at it again with the cross wands, huh?

[07:41:02] What about our quests

[07:41:07] The girl from Wagadua. Wagadu. Wagadu.

[07:41:14] Here, we have to do this, right? Flying out the shelves.

[07:41:17] No, wait. No, we don't.

[07:41:19] What's our actual quest?

[07:41:23] Herbology class.

[07:41:28] I thought we were supposed to do this one.

[07:41:31] Yeah, let's do this one.

[07:41:34] I kind of want to learn more skills.

[07:41:37] skills

[07:41:39] That buy the brails

[07:41:42] Bellio

[07:41:44] We got anything or a white

[07:41:47] Who in a little bit of lag here?

[07:41:50] Little bit of lame beat my enemies scooby-doo

[07:41:57] What you won't about might

[07:42:00] If it's anything besides tea and crumpets will be very disappointed

[07:42:07] Okay, where do I go?

[07:42:09] No path available for open quest objectives.

[07:42:11] Man!

[07:42:13] That's kind of annoying.

[07:42:14] What's my objective, though?

[07:42:15] Successfully avoid enemy attacks by dodge-rolling.

[07:42:17] Okay.

[07:42:18] Cast Incendio on enemies 0 to 5.

[07:42:21] Okay.

[07:42:22] But where...

[07:42:25] Where is she?

[07:42:26] Where do I go?

[07:42:27] Is this it?

[07:42:29] I need to attend Herbology Class top-by-pressor Gargle?

[07:42:33] Let's do it!

[07:42:37] Apparently, apparently I must like it's not even in question. I must do this

[07:42:45] If I don't bad things are gonna happen no herbs for the world

[07:42:50] I think you know what the hooves I'm talking about mon

[07:42:56] Hey open up

[07:43:00] Let's get going to this beautiful scenery real quick

[07:43:03] Marvelous. Marvelous.

[07:43:10] Thank goodness you really are in one piece. I heard that troll was thunderous.

[07:43:20] Spreading rumors about me, are you?

[07:43:24] Absurdity.

[07:43:31] I'm on my way for this herbs.

[07:43:35] Give me these. What the?

[07:43:37] What the? I'm trapped?

[07:43:39] I've been ambushed.

[07:43:41] I've been ambushed by the plants.

[07:43:51] Begin, Gwans.

[07:43:53] I was trying to get to the other professor, but

[07:43:55] somehow I couldn't. I don't know why.

[07:44:01] I like how you're not using any guides. Oh, dude, I didn't know about that

[07:44:08] That's the reason why I don't even know about any guides

[07:44:23] She's just calling the rose

[07:44:25] together. She looks very nice. It's very pleasant. I like the hat, too. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.

[07:44:39] Look at this whole classroom. I'm like literally the most ripped out out of this whole classroom.

[07:44:44] the fountain bowl

[07:44:50] Nothing today we will be accruing ourselves with the most tuba known as the mandrake route

[07:44:58] Akira

[07:45:01] Let's see if we can't make our fibrous friends a bit more comfortable shall we first let's protect our ears

[07:45:11] Wait why

[07:45:14] Now, everyone, rip the mandrake by the tendrils and give it a farm tug!

[07:45:45] What do I do? Oh, dude, that wasn't even the right stick

[07:46:02] Like a warm dirty dirty blanket

[07:46:06] I was gonna say dirty

[07:46:09] The bricks are getting to me

[07:46:11] What's happening?

[07:46:13] Why do I have the sudden urge to drink tea?

[07:46:16] Where's my crumpets?

[07:46:19] Goddammit!

[07:46:21] We don't have any crumpets.

[07:46:25] Alright.

[07:46:28] That was pretty spectacular.

[07:46:30] If I'm being perfectly honest.

[07:46:32] Hey, out of my way, buddy.

[07:46:34] Whoa, why are you giving me that look, though?

[07:46:36] Excuse me?

[07:46:38] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

[07:46:40] Stop!

[07:46:42] The best time to flaunt a seed is last season. The second best time is now!

[07:46:46] Yeah, it is.

[07:46:49] Professor!

[07:46:52] Professor!

[07:46:53] Yes, Professor.

[07:46:54] Firstly, well done with your mandrake. They can be rather difficult to get a grasp of.

[07:47:02] I enjoyed it. I nearly went deaf.

[07:47:07] I feel like we'd be dis... we'd be dishonest if we said I enjoyed it.

[07:47:12] You'd look like somebody that's trying to be, you know, pleasing.

[07:47:16] I nearly went deaf.

[07:47:18] I mean, that's honesty, right?

[07:47:20] But what's our objective here?

[07:47:22] Are we supposed to learn anything from her?

[07:47:36] Absolutely.

[07:47:38] Don't want.

[07:47:40] More soil references, please.

[07:47:49] I wonder how he would have said I went deaf.

[07:47:51] You think he would have taken, like, see, in my head I was thinking of, like, as a joke, almost, like being lighthearted about it, like, I almost went deaf!

[07:47:59] You know what I mean? Versus, like, I don't know, they just zoom in, he's frowning, the scene gets dark, and then this, like, grunt.

[07:48:09] I don't know what's going on.

[07:48:11] Death woman!

[07:48:13] Something like that.

[07:48:15] Now that.

[07:48:17] That would have been excessive.

[07:48:19] What are we doing?

[07:48:21] Following her?

[07:48:23] Take two.

[07:48:25] What are we doing?

[07:48:27] I don't have to buy anything, right?

[07:48:35] Okay.

[07:48:37] We're done?

[07:48:53] Yeah Harry Potter's got like some of the best instrumental music.

[07:48:58] Well done bro. Yeah I know. I clicked that one button so good. I clicked it so good.

[07:49:07] I have a dummy for them to norm

[07:49:09] Dear dear and let them have a good jumping. Yes, professor. They're in the other greenhouse. It's

[07:49:14] Oh, they're beginning. They're beginning to jump in this room. Your classmate, Mr. Pruitt, has come to accompany you

[07:49:21] Come back and see me when you're finished. Oh and mind your fingers. They do fight

[07:49:27] What about by back? What are they gonna do? Cry? Like they did earlier?

[07:49:33] I'll be showing you the Chinese chomping cabbages, up these stag'll take a sip.

[07:49:45] What?

[07:49:46] Your lead.

[07:49:48] Chomping cabbages?

[07:49:49] Why am I leading if you're showing me the way?

[07:49:52] Nice work in defense against the dark arts, by the way.

[07:49:54] Hey, keep up, buddy.

[07:49:55] Excuse me.

[07:49:56] Your jewel is Sebastian.

[07:49:57] Keep up, buddy.

[07:49:58] He's good.

[07:49:59] We're going to Sprit Mode. Come on. Keep up.

[07:50:04] Keep up. Can't stand that small talk.

[07:50:08] Uh, which one do we start with? Let's start with the one on the side.

[07:50:14] Okay, one second. I didn't know I was collecting cabbages.

[07:50:23] I tossed them? How do I toss them? I do this.

[07:50:26] That ain't it.

[07:50:28] How do I toss them?

[07:50:30] Attack the dummy with a chomping cabbage.

[07:50:32] How do I... this?

[07:50:34] No.

[07:50:36] Hold LB at the top.

[07:50:38] Okay.

[07:50:42] What did that do?

[07:50:44] And then tap LB to the Assign tool.

[07:50:46] I see!

[07:50:48] Oh yeah!

[07:50:50] Damn!

[07:50:52] BAM!

[07:50:56] Ooh, that's gonna be really useful.

[07:50:59] It's gonna be real useful for later, dude.

[07:51:05] Dummy wants to be tested, I know!

[07:51:13] Bro just said the B word. What?!

[07:51:18] What?!

[07:51:19] Bro really just said the B word. God damn. Okay. That was a little risque.

[07:51:26] I suppose they could come in handy. Yeah, sure. That's just a dummy. I imagine I was imagining it already.

[07:51:35] Imagining what? It's weird. I feel like the first answer is always like the nice, proper answer that you're supposed to go with.

[07:51:49] from a cruciferous vegetable if necessary. Dogweed and deathcap have more of them.

[07:51:53] That was wicked loud! The ass-scene!

[07:51:56] Yeah, I think it's part of when most of my DB levels were on a higher average.

[07:52:02] So that scene specifically is probably...

[07:52:04] Take your time. I'll see you back in class.

[07:52:06] You know what I mean?

[07:52:10] Okay. What does he want me to do? Take a bad class?

[07:52:14] Hey, let's collect all these hubs, Mom.

[07:52:19] Go, go, go!

[07:52:26] Go, go, go!

[07:52:29] Gadget!

[07:52:30] Um, this one?

[07:52:35] Ready in six minutes.

[07:52:37] What's going to be ready though?

[07:52:39] Man, he said that's so nerdy.

[07:52:46] Professor!

[07:52:47] Professor, I did what you asked. Am I a good boy now? Am I a good boy? Please tell me.

[07:52:59] I need to sleep tonight. Now we're always a good boy.

[07:53:04] As I am, uh, plants offer so much. Don't care much for plants, honestly.

[07:53:09] Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, now!

[07:53:13] That's exceeding some boundaries right there.

[07:53:15] We gotta be polite about this.

[07:53:18] Gotta be polite.

[07:53:20] Come on.

[07:53:24] Yeah, hold your horses!

[07:53:27] Calm down now.

[07:53:29] Getting a liiiiiiiiitttle too much dip on the chip right there.

[07:53:31] Do come by for a chat sometime.

[07:53:33] I so enjoy checking in with my new students.

[07:53:38] Sounds good, sounds good.

[07:53:39] Mission complete.

[07:53:40] A...quest complete.

[07:53:44] You just bummed into me.

[07:53:52] What? You gonna finish what you're talking about?

[07:53:54] No? Okay.

[07:53:57] I'll see you later then.

[07:53:59] Missing? Hey, what's in there?

[07:54:00] can I go in you're kidding me this was the dummy room why do we go all the way

[07:54:07] around then oh my get they really wanted us to waste our time I feel I feel

[07:54:19] betrayed he's talking these cherry blossoms they're not but they're very

[07:54:27] very pretty. Which way? This way? Let's go this way.

[07:54:37] You're currently not tracking anything. Well, let's fix that. What am I supposed to do?

[07:54:45] This is something. Potion class. The next class I must attend in potions. Let's do

[07:54:49] it. I'm on my wine! Wait, can I just teleport there? Or not? Damn it! Can't for some reason.

[07:55:04] Did I use all my teleporting juice already? Have I juiced it up? I forgot that I was like

[07:55:14] supposed to grab pages and whatnot am I supposed to be listening to like what

[07:55:20] they're saying he's dropping begin quest yeah fast travel what happened such a

[07:55:29] beautiful place I know it's really nice another adventure in the quiz yeah

[07:55:39] Yeah, the school becomes like a bit of a labyrinth every now and then.

[07:55:51] Wigglewell?

[07:56:09] Hey, let's go

[07:56:12] Thank God my boy was able to represent

[07:56:16] This man is scary

[07:56:17] I love how he said it can heal most injuries are not all and the dude's got a scar on his face

[07:56:22] So I think we know which ones can't heal

[07:56:27] We're an alchemy class or as Hogwarts legacy likes to call it

[07:56:39] Twist it up. Please be meticulous when adding powder to your potions one errant sneeze could be disastrous

[07:56:48] Can I sue who comes disastrous

[07:56:57] What are we cooking up?

[07:57:05] What is it

[07:57:07] Is it the secret recipe to Nyquil?

[07:57:12] Pepto-Bismo?

[07:57:13] I see most of you have not forgotten how to stir.

[07:57:23] I'm ready, sir.

[07:57:25] Not an easy potion to brew.

[07:57:27] Well done.

[07:57:28] And from what I hear of your recent exploits in Hogsmeade, you'd also do well to practice

[07:57:33] brewing the defensive Edurus potion.

[07:57:36] Weasley had you acquire the recipe from Jay Pippin's correct? Yes, sir good for the moment

[07:57:41] You can find the ingredients you need in my office

[07:57:44] But in the future you'll be expected to provide your own ingredients

[07:57:48] Is he limping haven't caught that yet from the plants you grow in your herbology class and rarer ones can be purchased

[07:57:54] others however, maybe harder to obtain and will require you to be a bit more

[07:58:00] resourceful come and see me when you finished brewing

[07:58:03] and we'll see if you get a little luck the first time around

[07:58:07] damn you want to test me again

[07:58:11] shhh... okay

[07:58:15] let me show you how to brood

[07:58:23] what am I supposed to do

[07:58:27] just completely ignored that kid

[07:58:31] Uh, you heard correctly.

[07:58:38] Yeah, I don't know what it is about the glasses, all of a sudden I just became like super serious, huh?

[07:58:53] Oh, it's because it's got that little squiggly line, so it makes it look like we're frowning all the time.

[07:59:01] Anyone with a troll sized brain can brew an endurance potion.

[07:59:04] A troll sized brain?

[07:59:05] I'm just missing one tiny last ingredient, or add that extra spark.

[07:59:11] I suspect that's where I come in.

[07:59:14] You're as clever as I'd hoped.

[07:59:16] I simply need a single flipper feather,

[07:59:19] as you already be in Sharp's office with his-

[07:59:21] Why are we doing this boy's errands?

[07:59:22] Perhaps you could grab it for me.

[07:59:25] I can get you that feather.

[07:59:26] I'm not sure that's a good idea.

[07:59:27] I mean, Fulper Feather, as you've already been in Sharp's office with his permission,

[07:59:34] perhaps you can grab it from me.

[07:59:36] I simply need a Fulper Feather.

[07:59:37] Should we help this guy out?

[07:59:39] It's Weasley, so I mean, we could trust the Weasleys, right?

[07:59:42] I'll get you the Fulper Feather, as long as your certain Sharp won't miss it.

[07:59:46] I assure you he won't.

[07:59:48] Fulper Feathers aren't that valuable.

[07:59:50] Okay.

[07:59:51] You'll see what I'm brewing.

[07:59:52] Hurry back to me when you have the Feather.

[07:59:54] Hey, we're gonna share this credit though, right?

[07:59:56] So I can go in here?

[08:00:04] We got the feather.

[08:00:06] Okay, we're gonna grab some other things too just in case that we need them.

[08:00:13] Subjects.

[08:00:14] Borgen and Burks.

[08:00:15] Borgen and Burks has an increased amount of activity outside of ordinary shop hours.

[08:00:21] Particularly in the wee hours of the night.

[08:00:23] With suspicious deliveries being made to the shop's back entrance

[08:00:27] Given what we know of the shop's reputation. We are adding more auroras to join those that have already been watching the shop

[08:00:36] You are amongst the new additions for their instruction to follow

[08:00:42] Did we just read his diary

[08:00:53] I've got the feather!

[08:00:54] Brilliant! Thank you!

[08:00:55] Borking in Borks!

[08:00:59] Man, what a collective pair of names.

[08:01:04] What?

[08:01:05] Okay.

[08:01:09] Potion Station.

[08:01:11] We need...

[08:01:12] Horklump Juice.

[08:01:13] I wasn't able to get that?

[08:01:15] Alright, B-Rabbit.

[08:01:18] B-Rabbit.

[08:01:20] Can I go back in here?

[08:01:23] What was that?

[08:01:25] Is that the juice?

[08:01:27] Where's the juice at?

[08:01:38] There's something like right here.

[08:01:43] If that's a shop.

[08:01:48] Am I missing it?

[08:01:50] Is that a gobstone?

[08:01:53] I feel like I see something, but at the same time I don't.

[08:02:07] Should we just ackee up something?

[08:02:09] Ackee up.

[08:02:10] We didn't get it.

[08:02:12] Ah!

[08:02:13] Corpsons!

[08:02:14] Corpsons!

[08:02:15] Rebellion.

[08:02:16] Bruh.

[08:02:17] I'm so rebellious bro so trying to show me don't pray if you run out of

[08:02:26] ingredients I don't think growing up what I need professor Sharp said that

[08:02:31] wiggle well potion can treat injuries okay but I don't have the juice brewing

[08:02:38] time 15 seconds oh but I have this one okay let's do this one noise 30 seconds

[08:02:47] Let's go let's go

[08:02:53] Browse gonna blow up the school thousand percent. Oh no, why did I get him the feather?

[08:03:01] He's gonna blame me

[08:03:08] He's gonna blame me

[08:03:17] Gryffindor, again? Mr. Weasley did not do this to you.

[08:03:22] A accomplice will answer to me as well.

[08:03:26] I brewed a drink to you as you were, Professor.

[08:03:32] I'm surprised you had the time. You seemed rather busy helping Mr. Weasley brew chaos.

[08:03:37] I'm sorry, Professor. I'm sorry, Professor. I was mainly trying to help him.

[08:03:46] Exactly. Exactly.

[08:03:51] Good!

[08:03:53] Good!

[08:03:59] Point for Ravenclaw?

[08:04:02] Do we have points for Ravenclaw or what?

[08:04:04] Come on.

[08:04:05] I'm glad I was able to meet your expectations a rare occurrence and you do well to remember that you're not a potions master quite yet

[08:04:14] In addition to having a solid ground out to combine various ingredients

[08:04:18] You should gain an understanding of the ingredients themselves

[08:04:22] Pay particular attention in herbology the plants in the air are often essential to the potions you brew here

[08:04:28] Now I recommend that you find a safe location in which to practice brewing

[08:04:32] You cannot leave a hot cauldron simply anywhere

[08:04:35] That'll be all.

[08:04:39] Okay.

[08:04:40] I think each of us has had enough excitement for one day.

[08:04:43] Cross is dismissed.

[08:04:45] I jump up and down.

[08:04:47] Enough excitement, please.

[08:04:49] Hey, quest complete. Let's go.

[08:04:52] Do we do this again or what?

[08:04:54] I don't have any of the ingredients, so nope.

[08:04:59] It's time to look at the map.

[08:05:01] What else? What else?

[08:05:03] What?

[08:05:05] Else can we get into trouble with?

[08:05:11] What's that over there?

[08:05:18] Hey, this is like some secret bridge or something.

[08:05:22] Dude, what is that dinging?

[08:05:29] I swear it's like right here, but I don't see anything.

[08:05:35] Oh! Where? Where? Oh! It was right beside him though. All along!

[08:05:43] Nice. That's a lot of XP. That's ADXP. Let's go.

[08:05:48] Go dueling. Oh, that's right.

[08:05:51] Okay, let's get out of here.

[08:05:56] I don't know how to track it. It's not showing up on the map.

[08:06:02] Is it because it's in Hogsmeade?

[08:06:05] I feel like it's over here for some reason.

[08:06:20] I guess not.

[08:06:21] What about here?

[08:06:26] I'm trying to look for the crest because I'm assuming that's how I identify the objective.

[08:06:33] very strange, very strange

[08:06:38] ah, the light!

[08:06:45] oh yeah, what I mean

[08:06:51] heard something, is it a gobstone?

[08:06:55] What difficulty are you playing on extreme nightmare difficulty is the current difficulty

[08:07:19] that's set.

[08:07:20] Alright, I hear the ding but I have no idea is it this thing I feel like it's just that

[08:07:32] Reveille oh yeah, I think it's just that can't do anything about these locks huh

[08:07:45] Unfortunate

[08:07:53] Do we help this nerd

[08:07:58] Maybe

[08:08:01] Quite possibly

[08:08:04] Give me your side quest sir. You want to actually let me hear it. I did what is it? What is it?

[08:08:09] What is it?

[08:08:19] You've heard correctly.

[08:08:20] Oooooooh, I've had some good luck.

[08:08:23] Oh, I thank you.

[08:08:25] I mean, it'd be weird to put that down to luck, you know?

[08:08:39] pelgoggots in professor heck it's class and well mine unfortunately took the shape of a

[08:08:47] puff scheme

[08:08:52] uh-huh they can be scary what's to be scared of are you afraid of your own shadow too

[08:09:00] i'm not gonna be that mean they can be scary what's to be scared of

[08:09:03] We will empathize with Duncan Hobhouse.

[08:09:09] Well, they seem innocent, but their tongues can be most disturbing.

[08:09:12] Exactly. I wish more of our fellow students agreed with you.

[08:09:16] Regardless of how reasonable I believe my fear of Puckett and D.

[08:09:20] I'm beginning to take my nation as a coward.

[08:09:23] Someone's been taken to calling me Pucking Duncan.

[08:09:28] Look at these two options. That's unkind. That's actually funny. Um, I'm being to get

[08:09:41] a reputation as a coward. Some have even taken calling me Puffskeen Denkeen. That is

[08:09:47] unkind. I mean, we have no business being cruel to him.

[08:10:28] I

[08:10:32] See what I can do very well if I'm in the area perhaps I shall take a look grand

[08:10:38] I'm very much appreciated if the map provides me. I will take a look. I shall be forever in your debt

[08:10:46] Forever my debt please I don't want it. I don't want it. I don't want your debt

[08:10:56] We'll call it even

[08:10:58] The time I wasted for your objective, I'm glad I did.

[08:11:08] Go up, scones.

[08:11:09] Oh!

[08:11:10] We go this way.

[08:11:14] I'm on the case, Professor!

[08:11:18] Can we sprint or what?

[08:11:20] Come on.

[08:11:22] Start running, boy.

[08:11:27] I'm like your life dependent on it.

[08:11:29] Hey, I saw that.

[08:11:31] Dude, this frickin' letter tried to be sneaky about it, too.

[08:11:35] Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

[08:11:39] No, oh my God, have we ever been out here?

[08:11:43] Dude, that's beautiful.

[08:11:45] Look at that.

[08:11:46] Dude, that's where the Quidditch is.

[08:11:48] That's where they play Quidditch.

[08:11:52] Damn.

[08:11:53] Game has an excuse that it's not quidditch season yet unbelievable. Hey, what are you doing?

[08:12:02] Hey, what are they playing?

[08:12:11] Can I play or what? Bruh just ignores me

[08:12:16] Excuse me, Bordermane? Damn, you're short.

[08:12:25] Accio! Accio! I saw you, boy. I saw the page.

[08:12:35] Uh-huh. Rebellion.

[08:12:39] Secrets! Hey, what was that?

[08:12:43] Oh-huh! Secrets! We're unveiling the secrets!

[08:12:54] Ooh, la-la!

[08:13:07] What do we do? Repair up?

[08:13:09] Akio, Lumos, Liliyoso, let's try Lumos.

[08:13:19] Reparo then, huh?

[08:13:20] Let's do that.

[08:13:22] Why don't I have it?

[08:13:25] What?

[08:13:27] What?

[08:13:36] Did I just see a bumblebee? Bumblebee right here.

[08:13:40] Finds and enter the hidden

[08:13:44] herbology corridor. How do I do that?

[08:13:47] What do I do?

[08:13:52] Hey, yeah.

[08:13:53] You're not going to accept, like, a Lumos or something?

[08:13:59] Lumos?

[08:14:00] Accio?

[08:14:01] Accio?

[08:14:02] Levioso.

[08:14:03] Levioso.

[08:14:04] It's a bumblebee.

[08:14:05] Maybe there's something over here.

[08:14:06] We turn the dial.

[08:14:07] Oh.

[08:14:08] Oh.

[08:14:09] Oh.

[08:14:10] Oh.

[08:14:11] Oh.

[08:14:12] Oh.

[08:14:13] Oh.

[08:14:14] Oh.

[08:14:15] Oh.

[08:14:16] Oh.

[08:14:17] Oh.

[08:14:18] Oh.

[08:14:19] Oh.

[08:14:20] Oh.

[08:14:21] Oh, what about the chompers?

[08:14:25] Let's try that.

[08:14:26] They'll eat it, right?

[08:14:29] Dude!

[08:14:31] That was such a good plan, too.

[08:14:35] Oh, come on!

[08:14:39] Why wouldn't it eat the vines?

[08:14:41] Come on!

[08:14:43] Can I get it back, then?

[08:14:48] All right, all right, all right, so what do we got to do here?

[08:14:58] What's the test, Johnny?

[08:15:02] What is the test, yeah, what was that?

[08:15:13] Something to do with this, right?

[08:15:16] We have to wait for like the golden hour?

[08:15:27] Accio?

[08:15:30] Interesting.

[08:15:32] Very interesting.

[08:15:43] Set the IV on fire.

[08:15:44] SH-H!

[08:15:46] Somebody's using the brain.

[08:15:48] Yeah, that makes sense.

[08:15:51] That totally makes sense.

[08:15:53] My God.

[08:15:55] My God, man.

[08:15:56] Incendiary.

[08:15:58] Nice.

[08:15:59] Look at that.

[08:16:02] Easy peasy.

[08:16:04] Thank you for the help.

[08:16:05] Thank you, thank you.

[08:16:08] Burn it!

[08:16:10] Destroy it!

[08:16:13] Clipping better gear with higher stats will help you.

[08:16:16] Oh, I know.

[08:16:17] That's what I've been doing.

[08:16:19] We got to do a Reparo.

[08:16:21] Jeez, we got to do Reparo.

[08:16:25] I guess we're going to do that.

[08:16:27] Reparo.

[08:16:29] What?

[08:16:31] That's annoying.

[08:16:32] Devil's Snare seems to thrive in darkness.

[08:16:36] Perhaps it doesn't care for light.

[08:16:39] Oh.

[08:16:42] course that's a spot that i mean

[08:16:47] house

[08:16:48] no mouse

[08:16:51] disgusting worms

[08:16:53] get out of here

[08:16:55] there

[08:16:57] maggots

[08:17:01] filthy maggots

[08:17:03] we go this way or do we go up the stairs

[08:17:05] scope stairs

[08:17:07] looks ominous

[08:17:12] can we like what we do this

[08:17:16] was a like highlighted

[08:17:18] accio

[08:17:19] all

[08:17:21] it's

[08:17:22] uh...

[08:17:28] make it sense

[08:17:29] make it sense

[08:17:31] can we pick up

[08:17:32] whoop whoop whoop

[08:17:32] can we pick up a torch or what

[08:17:34] no okay

[08:17:36] uh...

[08:17:38] about that one

[08:17:44] can jump across i feel like we can jump across

[08:17:48] whoo

[08:17:49] let's go

[08:17:50] we get

[08:17:51] your gear slots are full

[08:17:56] we got a sale

[08:17:59] what we got a sale here

[08:18:02] Man, I like all my scarfs too.

[08:18:04] Which one's this?

[08:18:08] Wait, I thought that was the other one.

[08:18:10] Are these the same?

[08:18:11] Natural beige.

[08:18:14] Destroy it?

[08:18:15] How do we sell it?

[08:18:16] Do we have to go to the market to sell it?

[08:18:24] So if we destroy, we cannot sell.

[08:18:26] Is that what I'm understanding here?

[08:18:28] Because that is very annoying.

[08:18:29] That's the case.

[08:18:32] I guess I'm gonna have to do what I got to do to get this epic gear oh that's a good scarf

[08:18:50] that's a good scarf I can tell. Fringed house scarf. Is that legendary? Please tell me it's

[08:18:57] legendary by the Colts out rare at least I know it listen oh yeah offense 12 nice

[08:19:10] it's my scarf dude it's litter later now I'm gonna be matching now let's go let's

[08:19:23] Let's go.

[08:19:24] What do you like to see?

[08:19:27] That's a pretty good stat update too.

[08:19:31] Okay, okay.

[08:19:33] Was well worth the trip.

[08:19:35] I must say.

[08:19:36] Um, Lumos.

[08:19:37] Lumos.

[08:19:38] Let's get rid of some of this slime, huh?

[08:19:42] Let's get rid of it.

[08:19:44] Okay, I must say though.

[08:19:51] sounds are utterly disturbing. I hate it. Ugh! Disgusting! Freaking disgusting! Whoops!

[08:20:09] Oh, I can do that! That's good to know.

[08:20:34] Nice! Anymore?

[08:20:39] Anymore we got to do?

[08:20:43] Imagine a piece of that enormous Venomous Tentap.

[08:20:45] Could it be enough for Duncan to prove his bravery?

[08:20:50] What's in here?

[08:20:51] Whoa!

[08:20:52] What did that thing?

[08:20:54] Hey!

[08:20:55] What do we do with this thing?

[08:20:59] Set it on fire?

[08:21:00] Or what?

[08:21:01] Collect a giant Venomous Tentaple leaf.

[08:21:04] So we set it on fire?

[08:21:05] Incendiary.

[08:21:06] Thank God.

[08:21:07] What if I fell bad?

[08:21:08] how do we do that just collect out we got it okay so well let's do this let's go

[08:21:20] back out here

[08:21:24] whoa it's very short-ranged

[08:21:30] Okay. I want to know what's over here. Got a little chest. My gear slot is full. Very annoying.

[08:21:44] I keep running into this issue. This freaking gear slots. Maybe the hats? Dude, I'm like

[08:21:55] running out of stuff but I should be getting better stuff right yeah we got a

[08:22:06] new hat so you check it out it doesn't look as good as mine well let's check it

[08:22:11] out locked bra dude plus 17 oh my god that's gonna be an upgrade level 10

[08:22:25] Oh, I'm very close. Look at that. I'm so close. Okay

[08:22:31] Excellent

[08:22:34] Excellent that's gonna be really really good. I cannot wait. Lumos

[08:22:44] Oh

[08:22:47] What's with all the pots?

[08:22:49] Exit green house. Oh, we're gonna go just like that

[08:22:58] Just like that

[08:23:08] The baby

[08:23:11] Okay

[08:23:14] collect

[08:23:16] collect

[08:23:18] Collect it all

[08:23:21] I want and I need the venomous whatever they call it

[08:23:30] Dude, it's getting kind of dark

[08:23:37] My gear slots gonna be full what a surprise

[08:23:41] God damn it. I

[08:23:43] I like don't even have anything else I guess these sell value 30 how do I sell

[08:23:50] them did I get the money let's see I didn't get the money ah man oh man been

[08:24:00] scammed for the last time you're kidding me I can't even get whatever it is in

[08:24:07] here oh my god just sold whatever it was for nothing my gloves that's what it

[08:24:17] was my gloves

[08:24:21] absurdly annoying

[08:24:24] Professor! How do I sell things? I would love to know.

[08:24:40] The dark. Nice.

[08:24:41] I think he's an eye on high places around the school for Zenobia's cobstones. Rebellion!

[08:24:47] Cobstones.

[08:24:48] Yeah, I don't know, man. I wasn't able to find the other ones.

[08:24:52] you found anything to prove my bravery yet hello Duncan I have the proof you

[08:24:58] wanted that's a one leaf must have been a giant venomous tentacular it's

[08:25:04] absolutely expected I knew you were the one to ask I appreciate you getting it

[08:25:09] for me happy to help now take it of course I hope this helps you prove

[08:25:17] yourself I don't know why I would need to keep it to be honest Duncan for

[08:25:20] good when I show everyone in the common room tonight this will show ever how I

[08:25:25] have you played dark and darker I haven't thank you again what's that good

[08:25:29] day I know I will thank you for all of your help and you're my slave now

[08:25:36] basically right he said it would be forever and getting every level 10

[08:25:43] you're kidding me what is that oh my god we're like this this much off from

[08:25:49] level 10. Very annoying. Oh cool. Do we get it? We got level 10. Let's go. Alright, alright,

[08:26:05] let's check out the gear. Got a new hat. Eeeeh, it's literally not as good as my other one,

[08:26:16] the stats are better though the stats on it are better my stats are up there now

[08:26:25] oh did I end up like collecting something I had nothing to do with gear it might

[08:26:30] have been that from that one chest where I got Superman about might have been that

[08:26:35] I don't know I thought you can only collect gear and coins and I didn't get

[08:26:40] any more coins. It is what it is. Yeah, I'm looking kind of funky. Not gonna lie. We'd

[08:26:49] prefer a better hat. I'll rate this hat like a three out of ten. Could be better. My last

[08:26:55] hat was like a seven out of ten.

[08:27:03] Hello Zenobia. What did you need help with?

[08:27:06] I need someone to collect my gopstones that have been hidden in very high places all over the school.

[08:27:12] That's right! I love how we had to like interact that.

[08:27:16] Instead of it just being like, why couldn't you just tell me-

[08:27:18] What's all that to now?

[08:27:19] Have you found my gopstones yet?

[08:27:21] And then I would have been like, oh yeah, the gopstones, nope, haven't, goodbye.

[08:27:26] Oh my god, we have some tea.

[08:27:29] What would I do without my tea, Rebellion?

[08:27:33] Any gopstones?

[08:27:34] No.

[08:27:35] Cool.

[08:27:36] Okay, so where do we go now?

[08:27:43] Please do some dueling.

[08:27:44] Well, listen, I don't even know where the dueling is.

[08:27:48] How am I supposed to know?

[08:27:53] I guess I would say, right?

[08:27:54] So let's see.

[08:27:55] Where's the dueling at?

[08:27:58] The astronomy wing.

[08:27:59] No, these are chests.

[08:28:01] So it's not telling me like the actual quests or anything like that I

[08:28:07] Feel like it was around here what's over here

[08:28:14] It's not it's not giving me any dueling options

[08:28:19] Let's take a look at our quest

[08:28:22] Flying crosswands round three

[08:28:25] Let's do it. We've got a tracker. We got a tricker

[08:28:31] I'm on it

[08:28:43] I'm on it

[08:28:49] This place is pretty nice in the dark

[08:28:54] It's quite lovely why is this highlighted what does it do

[08:29:01] I thought it would be something let's go listen when they highlight stuff it's for a reason

[08:29:16] they ain't just gonna highlight nothing in the game that you don't have to do something

[08:29:22] about what the bro how it's like turn

[08:29:30] Normal lights and then turned off the lights real quick. I'm here for my dual good sir

[08:29:37] Hello, Luke, and I like to practice the drain them and now just get it. Let's just get it

[08:29:43] Round three. Let's go around the cross ones ready final round

[08:29:46] today it all comes down to this the moment that we find out if you're

[08:29:51] training and dedication is enough to win it all

[08:29:55] ready for a shot at glory absolutely I sat in the ab absolutely

[08:30:06] brilliant are you dealing with a partner yeah not say yes hey what happened

[08:30:12] sound y'all hear anything I don't hear anything bro I don't tell me I got messed up

[08:30:17] again a tree my bluetooth is out as long as you guys can hear it I can't hear

[08:30:25] anything I'll fix it after the duel or I can fix it right now showing me some

[08:30:29] stuff hey what's this break your red shields with damage spells oh just like

[08:30:34] classic damage spells like the fire making spell incendio oh okay okay got it

[08:30:42] noted done hold on before we get this duel on I have to see what's going on in

[08:30:50] my impulse these magical devices that allow me to hear because so far I can't

[08:31:00] hear anything. Let me disconnect and reconnect. Luna! How you doing? She's sleeping. We cannot

[08:31:16] wake up the baby. You cannot wake her up. Alright, there we go. I got the music back.

[08:31:24] Let's go.

[08:31:26] Let's go.

[08:31:27] Okay.

[08:31:28] It's a weird glitch every now and then.

[08:31:30] Oh, shoot!

[08:31:31] So we got like, okay.

[08:31:32] Uh, let's do...

[08:31:35] What's this?

[08:31:36] Whoops!

[08:31:37] Bruh.

[08:31:38] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[08:31:39] Let's do... you.

[08:31:40] What?

[08:31:41] What?

[08:31:42] It's not working?

[08:31:43] Oh man, I forgot that there's a reload.

[08:31:44] We have two health potions.

[08:31:45] I think I'm gonna lose those duels.

[08:31:46] I'm being honest.

[08:31:47] Oh man, I forgot there's a reload.

[08:31:50] We have two health potions.

[08:31:51] I think I'm going to lose those duels, I'm being honest.

[08:31:54] Woo!

[08:31:55] Where's everyone?

[08:31:56] Woo!

[08:31:57] Uh, hey!

[08:31:58] Woo!

[08:31:59] I don't have any more health things.

[08:32:17] Accio.

[08:32:25] Defeated?

[08:32:26] How?

[08:32:28] He got me

[08:32:37] Absolutely yes, I'm ready now that was training that was a warm-up

[08:32:42] That was a good faith warm-up this word all counts. Okay, dude. I got these muscle memories down for these

[08:32:48] There we go, there we go, that was decent, that was decent.

[08:32:57] And then this guy would do this.

[08:32:59] And then this guy would do this.

[08:33:02] God damn it.

[08:33:03] We had to be closer apparently.

[08:33:05] Um, Leviosa?

[08:33:07] Um, Leviosa?

[08:33:17] Whoo, got him!

[08:33:23] Whoo! The dodge! Let's go! So we can't lose a single member.

[08:33:30] How do we get defeated again, dude? I didn't get hit, right? I wasn't looking at my health bar,

[08:33:35] but I don't think I was that low.

[08:33:37] Dude, this is like purgatory.

[08:33:42] Care to try again?

[08:33:45] Just jumps into it with that.

[08:33:47] Care to try again?

[08:33:48] That smirk on his face.

[08:33:52] How do I...

[08:33:57] Damn, okay.

[08:34:01] Let's do this.

[08:34:03] And then let's do this and then let's do this we got to get at least one of them

[08:34:17] There we go, oh shoot, oh

[08:34:21] Dude literally gonna buck you buck to work on me to bag me everything damn

[08:34:28] Yes, I'm ready now. I will beat them. I will beat them

[08:34:32] Okay, I'm learning the combos. I think I get it now. I think I get it now. So we have this.

[08:34:39] What the? Okay, well we have... why isn't it aiming on anybody?

[08:34:46] I think we're going to get one, whoo!

[08:35:06] God damn it.

[08:35:09] Yo, this guy's, this guy's glitched!

[08:35:13] Glitch

[08:35:21] Drink drink drink drink

[08:35:30] Drink

[08:35:33] Well, he hit me with a big bomb

[08:35:43] I'm dead. I'm so dead.

[08:35:55] Woo!

[08:36:00] Woo!

[08:36:02] God damn it!

[08:36:08] Get close. There we go.

[08:36:10] How do we get defeated?

[08:36:13] Oh my, I was so close too.

[08:36:16] I was so close.

[08:36:18] Dude, what is Natty even doing?

[08:36:21] Man, I chose the wrong opponent.

[08:36:22] Oh my god, the one time.

[08:36:25] The one time.

[08:36:26] I love how they keep showing me this, as if I don't know.

[08:36:33] Why is he running up to me?

[08:36:35] Goddamn.

[08:36:36] That's not who my target is.

[08:36:38] So stupid I think it's because Natty ends up dying. Oh my god, we should just reset reset. You're useless. You're useless Natty

[08:36:57] Jesus

[08:37:08] We're getting them!

[08:37:12] We're getting them!

[08:37:16] Oh, he's almost dead.

[08:37:20] There it is. How do we get defeated again?

[08:37:24] Dude, what in what on earth? How does this keep happening?

[08:37:28] Can I try again? Yes, I'm ready now.

[08:37:32] Very well. Good luck out there. Bruh! He's taunting me.

[08:37:36] This little squirt is taunting me!

[08:37:54] Oh god, dang.

[08:38:06] How fast do we have to like kill them?

[08:38:18] I'm just trying to defeat one of them.

[08:38:20] There we go.

[08:38:25] it's

[08:38:41] I'm so dead I'm so dead

[08:38:55] We're so close we can double team them. Come on. Oh my god we did it.

[08:39:09] Dude that was so close too. That was so so close. It's an owner. I got lucky. I just

[08:39:16] getting started yet literally I was just getting started as well as I did oh my

[08:39:21] god

[08:39:24] to the Victor what do I get my great honor to present you with this simple yet

[08:39:32] elegant token of supreme dueling accomplishment what did you give me I

[08:39:39] don't know that I deserve this I absolutely deserve this thank you

[08:39:46] It's been an honor.

[08:39:48] You earned it! You are a jeweless to be reckoned with.

[08:39:51] Now that you've effectively crowned the tournament winner,

[08:39:54] I suppose I should get back to my schoolwork.

[08:39:56] I wonder how my haborgy plants are doing.

[08:39:59] I intend of them in ages.

[08:40:07] Easy peasy, lemon squeezy!

[08:40:11] It took a bit more tries than I was anticipating, but hey, we got the job done.

[08:40:15] Shame it's over. I was just getting started.

[08:40:18] Eh, no you weren't.

[08:40:21] Ravenclaw is just simply better. It is what it is.

[08:40:26] Okay. Let's take a look at what we're supposed to do next.

[08:40:32] Um, I think we're supposed to do this.

[08:40:40] Successfully avoid enemy attacks by dodging and rolling.

[08:40:44] Yeah, but I can't do that right now. I see it. I see it

[08:40:55] Hmm

[08:41:03] Damn we pulling all nighter it's already about to be daytime. What's the owl doing?

[08:41:09] I'm not gonna lie I don't know where I'm going I'm trying to find the apparently on my little

[08:41:28] mini map over here it shows that there's like a quest but seems to be pretty far away.

[08:41:37] Very nice what I get more gold

[08:41:55] This looks intriguing

[08:42:02] What's over there

[08:42:07] I mean, let's just go do that first

[08:42:23] We wait

[08:42:31] Why are you gonna make me click the button

[08:42:37] I am well, but I have been worried about you, my friend, with Ranrock and Rookwood and Harlow after you.

[08:42:44] I'm alright at the moment.

[08:42:46] We did not speak about it at the time, but I am hoping now you might tell me why they were looking for you.

[08:42:53] They want something, I've found.

[08:42:55] Wait, I mean why do we... why are we going to talk to her about this? It's kind of weird.

[08:43:01] We did not speak about it at the time, but I am hoping now you might tell me why they were looking for you.

[08:43:07] I mean, I don't really know why we need to keep it a secret unless we believe that she's part of some...

[08:43:16] I don't think she's evil, so...

[08:43:19] Let's just say this. We're not saying anything specific, right?

[08:43:37] Professor fix as I have a rare connection to a powerful form of ancient magic is that the magic you used fighting the trolls in hogsmeets

[08:43:45] I think so. I'm still learning but don't tell her I figured what's the harm really I know that's a lot to absorb

[08:43:53] it is and

[08:43:55] I will have more questions what for now it is safe to start any answers

[08:44:00] Hello, are a threat to both of us to all of us

[08:44:04] Which is why I wanted to speak now. She was a slittering

[08:44:07] I would never

[08:44:09] I told her anything

[08:44:34] Glad to hear

[08:44:37] Good. Rukwud and Harlow are a dangerous pair, and the fact that they're working with Rannrock, well...

[08:44:43] All the more reason they must be stopped. Rumor has it that Pneopolis Harlow runs Rukwud's day-to-day operations, taking him down with Cruegel Rukwud's entire enterprise.

[08:44:54] That may be true, but shouldn't Officer Singer handle someone like Harlow?

[08:44:58] I spoke with her. She was polite, but perhaps understandably would not discuss details with her students.

[08:45:05] I overheard some Rookwood slots talking about a massive poaching operation that Hallow was planning.

[08:45:11] I was thinking that we could investigate a bit, try to get the evidence that Officer Singer needs.

[08:45:17] Alright, but how?

[08:45:19] I am going to watch and listen and find out precisely what Hallow is up to. I shall reach out when I know more.

[08:45:26] In the meantime, remember, I am here if you need me.

[08:45:29] Thank you, Nassi.

[08:45:31] OK, Natty.

[08:45:32] Be on your guard.

[08:45:34] That's a lot of conversation.

[08:45:35] I'm being perfectly honest.

[08:45:38] So what are we doing?

[08:45:42] Hey, what's going on over there?

[08:45:42] What's going on there?

[08:45:45] Oh.

[08:45:48] There's something going on over there.

[08:45:51] Let's have a look.

[08:45:52] Let's have a little look, shall we?

[08:45:57] Hey, can we swim in the water?

[08:46:00] Uh-oh.

[08:46:03] It's them.

[08:46:07] Help the stranger.

[08:46:08] Oh, I guess we're doing this.

[08:46:10] We're fighting.

[08:46:11] No idea who it is you think I might have seen.

[08:46:13] I've been busy with my response.

[08:46:15] I do not have time to...

[08:46:17] Victor Rook, we don't give a doxy's nip bag your time.

[08:46:20] Doxy's nip bag

[08:46:33] Damn, let's get him. Let's get

[08:46:40] Oh easy business easy business. Oh, oh damn charges for murder

[08:46:50] Bro, completely incinerated that dude.

[08:47:00] Oh, sheesh.

[08:47:03] Whoops.

[08:47:04] Here, I gotta get closer to do this.

[08:47:11] What the freak?

[08:47:18] Oh, I'm like hurt hurt.

[08:47:28] I'm hurt hurt.

[08:47:29] I can't fight them.

[08:47:30] I don't have any health potions.

[08:47:32] That's very annoying.

[08:47:34] Your journey has ended completely, unutterly.

[08:47:38] Game's over.

[08:47:39] Yeah.

[08:47:40] Let's try again.

[08:47:42] I was close, I was close.

[08:47:45] That was a bit more tough because I didn't know you can't block her spells.

[08:47:50] And what's kind of annoying of Incendio is that it's super close range.

[08:47:56] Super close range.

[08:47:57] I guess I can duck and roll towards her.

[08:48:01] Let's see.

[08:48:03] Can we dodge by moving?

[08:48:11] Oh I didn't know that.

[08:48:14] Yeah, there we go. That's what I'm talking about.

[08:48:26] I should have done that from the beginning. I didn't know you could dodge. I thought you

[08:48:31] can only block my goodness give Luna a hug

[08:48:49] the baby we've disturbed the baby watch out now she's demanding payment

[08:49:01] There you go, Luna. You've been paid. Handsomely.

[08:49:14] Handsomely. Alright, where was I? Ah, yes. Incinerating people. Hopefully they don't charge me for this.

[08:49:29] You're right. I am, thanks in no small part to your excellent defensive skills.

[08:49:37] Clear to tone. Committed murder right there. Ashwinders were ready to dispatch me to get

[08:49:42] to you. Ashwinders. It was pure murder! Feeds and extortionists, his little cronies. They

[08:49:48] seemed quite keen on you. It's a long story, but thank you for your help. Well, you've

[08:49:55] avoided them for the moment. Priya warned me things were getting dangerous. Best get moving

[08:50:01] on my research before they return. Yes, absolutely. Divine. Research. How interesting. Okay. I

[08:50:15] mean, we could do that. Nor a Treadwell at your service. Historian and archaeologist

[08:50:20] specializing in Merlin's worth and life

[08:50:27] how extraordinary i thought Merlin was myth

[08:50:31] i thought that Merlin was myth. I pumped this information out of her.

[08:50:35] Me a myth. You're lucky sir could Duggan didn't hear you.

[08:50:40] Chatters on endlessly about his connection to Merlin from his portrait

[08:50:44] at Hogwarts. Merlin attended Hogwarts you know

[08:50:47] And I'm studying some curious fixtures he left here centuries ago.

[08:50:52] Fixtures?

[08:50:53] These vine-covered pillars. Dozens of them all around the area.

[08:50:58] I've taken to calling them the Trials of Merlin.

[08:51:01] I believe he created-

[08:51:03] Don't tell me this is going to be another side quest.

[08:51:05] Please, please spare me the side quest.

[08:51:10] Some of them are fun.

[08:51:12] How fascinating. Seems a bit tedious.

[08:51:14] Literally.

[08:51:15] If I'm being completely honest, it's a little bit tedious, but we'll be playing.

[08:51:24] We shall be playing.

[08:51:26] Well then, I'll let you in on a little secret.

[08:51:29] No one has yet managed to figure out how they work.

[08:51:33] But I believe I have just unlocked a crucial clue.

[08:51:37] I suspect that Mallowsweet is an important component

[08:51:42] in getting the trials to work.

[08:51:44] Mallowsweet.

[08:51:46] Versatile herp.

[08:51:47] Merlin repeatedly mentioned it in his writings.

[08:51:51] I had just arrived to test my theory when I was so rudely interrupted you see each swirl in Merlin's writing has its symbol in the center

[08:52:02] That started me thinking what if the malo suite is meant to be placed at the center of the symbols

[08:52:08] Of course

[08:52:10] Figured we can see what comes of our middle hypothesis

[08:52:16] Absolutely I brought a trunk full of malo suite with me. It's just over there by my tent

[08:52:21] Oh, how lovely. I was hoping you did that.

[08:52:26] This trunk.

[08:52:28] Yes, take plenty, even if you already have some.

[08:52:31] Perfect. Thank you.

[08:52:32] I have the Malo Suite.

[08:52:34] Lovely. Now, notice the vines on these poles here, as well as a stone swell on the ground.

[08:52:42] Each trial has these features.

[08:52:44] Place the Malo Suite on the swell, and we'll see what happens.

[08:52:49] Okay, so we have to assign the mellowsweet, right? Where's the mellowsweet at?

[08:52:58] Bro, this ain't no mellowsweet

[08:53:06] I forgot I had the chompers man, I could just toss the chompers. Oh my god

[08:53:19] I have an idea.

[08:53:39] Easy peasy.

[08:53:40] They don't call me the Grand Wizard for nothing.

[08:53:47] Wow, 1000 IQ. Amazing. Is that Merlin? Is that Merlin himself? In the vines?

[08:54:09] We did it Luna. We did it.

[08:54:14] They're dumb in comparison to you.

[08:54:19] It is what it is.

[08:54:20] It is what it is.

[08:54:36] I mean, that was a lot of juicy XP

[08:54:40] that we were adding to our arsenal.

[08:54:44] need more. I really must be of such a pleasure to meet you.

[08:54:52] Hey, hey! All right, let's go on to the next one then.

[08:54:59] The safety of notes and books.

[08:55:02] Who is this?

[08:55:12] The goblin.

[08:55:22] The goblin!

[08:55:42] The trials and tribulations!

[08:55:52] My belongings even that which is most precious to me are paintings. That's unfortunate. I shall keep an eye out

[08:56:01] I'm sorry. This happens. We don't need no more dialogue

[08:56:05] That is very kind of you

[08:56:08] You're welcome to their camp Southwest of it. Just pass some ruins

[08:56:12] Too dangerous to try and retrieve them. What is he gonna offer? I know, right?

[08:56:17] What's this do good offer me?

[08:56:19] the chances may be I'm holding out hope that some of what was taken is returned to me and

[08:56:26] then can I just keep it if I find it I understand you're quite the enterprise in young Ravenclaw

[08:56:31] damn now everybody wants the book my my freaking uh what do you call it she's struggling she's

[08:56:45] struggling oh my beautiful Ravenclaw baby my delicious Ravenclaw baby oh look

[08:57:00] who's back at it again this guy man all right all right it's time I can't be

[08:57:09] dealing with this guy's shenanigans anymore it is what it is it is what it

[08:57:14] is that was the last straw that was the final straw okay I'm done done with his

[08:57:21] shenanigans you know it's crazy to all those channel points of his down the

[08:57:25] toilet dude could have redeemed an Xbox but instead going down the toilet okay

[08:57:31] everyone it's wizardry time it's all about the wizards let's see how we do

[08:57:44] Look at her man

[08:58:02] Now good drinks of coconut water I'm thirsty. Oh, you know what I'll be right back hold on hold on

[08:58:10] If you're here for my words, I'm afraid I still don't have my cards.

[08:58:40] If you're here for my words, I'm afraid I still don't have my cards.

[08:59:10] If you're here for my wears, I'm afraid I'll have to go back to my carts.

[08:59:21] That's what I wanted to go grab.

[08:59:23] Some caffeine, man.

[08:59:24] I forgot to take some.

[08:59:27] Why is this guy repeating the same line over and over and over?

[08:59:30] You think I want your carts, buddy?

[08:59:32] Since when did I ask about your carts?

[08:59:33] Huh?

[08:59:34] At what point did I actually say, hey, you got any carts?

[08:59:38] He's a dumb dumb, nah, he's not a dumb dumb, oh I know, I heard you the fifth time.

[08:59:55] Believe me, I heard you that fifth time there, buddy.

[08:59:57] Okay, so what do we gotta do, let's follow these lines I guess.

[09:00:02] Apparently there's some, what are these red targets in the corner, what is this, what

[09:00:06] is this?

[09:00:07] Hold on, can I sick my plant at them?

[09:00:11] Sick them.

[09:00:12] Sick them.

[09:00:13] Protego.

[09:00:14] Protego.

[09:00:15] Nice.

[09:00:16] Yeah, get the other one.

[09:00:17] Get the other one.

[09:00:18] Protego.

[09:00:19] Nice.

[09:00:20] Hey, that was pretty easy.

[09:00:21] That was pretty peasy.

[09:00:22] What are those things?

[09:00:23] Spider fangs?

[09:00:24] I'm sure I'm going to use them for something.

[09:00:25] Duck and roll, duck and roll.

[09:00:26] Let's do it again.

[09:00:27] We have more of these chomper guys.

[09:00:28] Sick them.

[09:00:29] I'm sure I'm going to use them for something.

[09:00:32] Duck and roll, duck and roll. Let's do it again. We have more of these uh, chopper guys.

[09:00:37] SICKEM!

[09:00:39] And then all I need to do is portago. Every now and then.

[09:00:44] Portago!

[09:00:47] Come on.

[09:00:49] WHAT THE-

[09:00:51] Is my plant guy gonna- Yeah, go!

[09:00:55] Yeah, I guess we could help him out. I didn't realize I could do stuff too.

[09:00:59] Just in here. I'm drawing some popcorn walls. My little plant friend destroys their guts.

[09:01:08] It's lovely. What was that noise? Damn.

[09:01:12] I want to put my plant friend to the test. What's the biggest monster this dude could chomp?

[09:01:18] Luna's still on the fish, yeah.

[09:01:21] I don't know how many spider fangs we'll need, so I feel like just doing this over and over.

[09:01:27] Hmm...

[09:01:34] Wrong one.

[09:01:45] Gotta get that muscle memory down.

[09:01:48] It's tough. It's tough to remember. It's tough to use your brain brain.

[09:01:53] Sheesh.

[09:01:54] Ooh, what was that?

[09:01:58] Something just lit me up.

[09:02:02] Go to the Goblin Camp?

[09:02:03] Hey, wait, what about my fangs?

[09:02:08] Brode didn't drop any fangs.

[09:02:11] Damn!

[09:02:12] Game's trying to scam me again.

[09:02:14] At what point do I get a broomstick, too?

[09:02:18] Ooh, I'll take that.

[09:02:21] I'll take some lying change in the middle of the forest

[09:02:24] that nobody's gonna claim.

[09:02:26] I'll totally take it.

[09:02:29] There's no info in this quest like how much you need them.

[09:02:32] It's not a quest.

[09:02:33] It's just me wanting stuff.

[09:02:34] Ha ha ha.

[09:02:38] I just want things, man.

[09:02:42] Just want things.

[09:02:44] Want spider things.

[09:02:47] Is that too much to ask?

[09:02:49] And I also get leveled up.

[09:02:51] Guess some of that XP, you know?

[09:02:54] Broden Drop Fang.

[09:02:56] The audacity.

[09:02:58] I'm over here.

[09:02:59] Working this booty.

[09:03:01] And they ain't gonna drop no thanks.

[09:03:07] Unbelievable.

[09:03:08] It's another one!

[09:03:10] It's another one!

[09:03:15] Whatcha gonna do about it?

[09:03:17] Already? Oh, shoot. My man was probably sky high. No thanks.

[09:03:24] He's starting to make me angry. Getting gypped over here.

[09:03:30] Hey, what's that over there? These guys look a little different.

[09:03:35] They're looking a little diffy. Oh, it's the... Okay, can we do this?

[09:03:43] He turned into a chicken.

[09:03:44] destroy them that actually hit me brother

[09:04:10] and then there's like one more right

[09:04:11] We're not.

[09:04:12] One less poacher in the wizarding world.

[09:04:16] What do I collect?

[09:04:17] I mean, it's a decent amount of XP too.

[09:04:20] That's what I was going for.

[09:04:22] Oh, and like actual items.

[09:04:24] I didn't know that.

[09:04:26] Gulp, gulp.

[09:04:27] I don't think I need to drink that.

[09:04:29] I didn't know I'd recover health over time.

[09:04:32] It's annoying.

[09:04:34] Have you been playing off stream?

[09:04:35] No, I haven't.

[09:04:38] That's all.

[09:04:39] Oh, shoot!

[09:04:40] What's going on over here?

[09:04:41] Let's just let them fight

[09:04:51] Combo that dirty combo

[09:05:01] She's that dirty combo

[09:05:07] Yeah, exactly what he said

[09:05:09] Is there any other, uh, do you see items on the ground?

[09:05:14] No.

[09:05:15] Bruh, I just want to keep fighting.

[09:05:20] It's fun.

[09:05:22] Using our wand.

[09:05:23] It's fun.

[09:05:27] What was that, wheeze?

[09:05:28] I didn't wheeze.

[09:05:31] She's still working on the fish.

[09:05:34] My beautiful little Ravenclaw Luna.

[09:05:40] Ravenclaw represent.

[09:05:41] Dude, I'm sorry but when I found out what the Ravenclaws represented I was like, it's

[09:05:46] literally the best house in the game man.

[09:05:51] It is what it is.

[09:05:54] Did I not land my incendiary?

[09:05:58] That's kind of annoying.

[09:06:05] Sit down, Goblin!

[09:06:10] Dude, what do we do here?

[09:06:12] I don't have any health potions, so this is kind of risque.

[09:06:15] What do you have in store for you, Maddox?

[09:06:17] Potato!

[09:06:19] Sheesh!

[09:06:24] Woo!

[09:06:26] Dude I'm gonna die. Oh, oh don't have any potions Mike

[09:06:41] Let's see if I can dodge

[09:06:56] I am recovering some health, which is nice. Oh, no, this is it. This is it. This is it. This is it

[09:07:04] I can't even move anywhere

[09:07:08] Duck and roll duck and roll

[09:07:26] Oh my god, I'm still alive oh my god, I'm still alive

[09:07:38] Buddy buddy

[09:07:48] The fact I'm still doing this

[09:07:56] Oh my god with like 0 HP bro 0 8 feet bro

[09:08:16] Oh my god finished all of them Jesus Christ what I can do under pressure

[09:08:31] see what what I can do under pressure god damn my neck got tense from that

[09:08:40] Sheesh.

[09:08:43] And now I get a health pot too.

[09:08:45] Bruh.

[09:08:46] We used that eons ago.

[09:08:48] You don't really need Protego if you can just dodge.

[09:08:50] I kind of proved that right here.

[09:08:54] Your gear slots are full.

[09:08:56] No!

[09:08:57] I don't know how to sell things.

[09:09:00] It's kind of annoying.

[09:09:09] We have a challenge!

[09:09:10] What is it?

[09:09:13] What do we gotta do?

[09:09:17] Oh, I don't know about that.

[09:09:21] Hey, why can't I open this?

[09:09:25] That's annoying.

[09:09:35] Revellio!

[09:09:37] What's up, Leo?

[09:09:39] Hmm, you guys have any ideas?

[09:09:47] Bruh, why would I open towards me instead of away from me?

[09:09:51] I have curiosity.

[09:09:53] Ah, I have too many things.

[09:09:56] Why, what the?

[09:10:01] Okay.

[09:10:03] Alright, let's try and clear out some of our inventory.

[09:10:06] Gunk

[09:10:10] Some of the gunk I have 20 of 20 gear you what what have I been picking up?

[09:10:16] Hey, we have a new robe. Let's go

[09:10:19] She's out with the green man. We have finally

[09:10:24] Dude 18 offense to that's pretty insane

[09:10:28] 18 okay, let's uh destroy some I guess like this one. Let's get rid of it

[09:10:34] What else?

[09:10:37] I guess not the green one but we'll get rid of just random ones for now.

[09:10:43] Get rid of this.

[09:10:50] It sucks because I would love to sell these things but man that means I would have to

[09:10:54] travel to the store and do all that.

[09:10:57] Hold on I want to get whatever was in here.

[09:11:01] Noice!

[09:11:02] Oh, we have the balls right here. Okay. Let's go place the balls

[09:11:08] Let's go place it man

[09:11:10] Dude, I have a Samoia dog and she is also named Luna. Let's go

[09:11:14] That's what I'm talking about

[09:11:17] What house does your Samoia Luna represent?

[09:11:22] How you doing a

[09:11:27] Little baby with a scarf dude. I'm so shocked that she's calm with the scarf

[09:11:32] Little FYI, I love Samoyas. Samoyas were probably the next animal that I was like so super close to getting, but

[09:11:42] Anyone that has pets knows that they're a handful. So it's not it's not really like oh, it's times two

[09:11:49] The moment you get an additional pet on top of your like initial pet. It's like a times ten

[09:11:56] Responsibility so I have my baby right here

[09:11:59] She's pretty much a handful all I could handle

[09:12:02] But I might give her a friend in the near future.

[09:12:07] How do I uh, potato?

[09:12:11] Whoa!

[09:12:14] That works?

[09:12:15] I didn't think that would work.

[09:12:19] Okay.

[09:12:21] Hey!

[09:12:22] So we gotta do that one more time?

[09:12:28] Where's the other ones at though?

[09:12:30] Can I take these and move it?

[09:12:32] No. Okay. Good to know. Good to know.

[09:12:36] I wonder where the other ones are.

[09:12:39] I hate all the hair from Samoyeds.

[09:12:43] Am I saying it right? I feel bad. I don't think I'm saying it right.

[09:12:46] Because you're saying Samoyed? It's Samoyeds, no? But overall they are so cute.

[09:12:51] They're so cute. They're so big and fluffy. They're the definition of like

[09:12:55] big fluffy. Anybody seen that movie?

[09:12:58] I feel like the other balls might be in this area.

[09:13:12] I'm surprised my Revello didn't set them off.

[09:13:17] I'm also missing some gear too.

[09:13:25] I feel like they're in the chest.

[09:13:27] They're in that chest right there.

[09:13:29] Let's see.

[09:13:30] I'm so close.

[09:13:31] Like, I might as well do this.

[09:13:32] I have to use this again?

[09:13:33] No, not yet.

[09:13:34] What'd I get?

[09:13:36] Pattern longcoat?

[09:13:37] Let's go.

[09:13:38] I feel like there's also some other gear I missed up here.

[09:13:41] Because I defeated so many enemies.

[09:13:43] I found the other balls!

[09:13:46] Follow me, balls.

[09:13:47] Follow me.

[09:13:48] Oh, wait.

[09:13:49] Damn, there's another one.

[09:13:50] I didn't know there was three.

[09:13:51] That sucks.

[09:13:52] Damn, there's another one. I didn't know there was three. That sucks.

[09:14:01] Damn, where's that last set of balls then?

[09:14:05] There's only three, right? Do you like borosal dogs? I don't even know what that breed is.

[09:14:13] That's really no care about responsibility because she tons of love.

[09:14:17] Have you heard about the atomic heart if yes, will you be playing it anytime soon atomic heart?

[09:14:23] Why does that sound so familiar? I feel like that developer reached out to me to play that game if I'm being honest

[09:14:31] Refresh my memory. What is what is the game about? I feel like I've seen details about it because I was reached out to

[09:14:37] So tell me what it's about and yeah, there's so much love

[09:14:41] That a dog can bring I feel like all pets really like if you give it a love they'll give you love type of thing

[09:14:46] I think my first pet was a cat.

[09:14:49] Got a little kitty as my first first pet and you know what as the first pet it was really nice

[09:14:55] Are they like hiding in here?

[09:14:57] because

[09:15:00] They're they're less responsibility as far as like in terms of you know taking care of them and stuff

[09:15:06] Super independent animals, so I feel like as a first pet cats kind of really train that idea

[09:15:13] You get in like incinerary

[09:15:15] No? Damn, dude. I need to do something with this, right?

[09:15:22] There's gotta be something that I need to do with this box. Feel free to let me know if

[09:15:30] anybody knows. My gear slots are full. Every ten. Why do they need to do this to me?

[09:15:40] Oh

[09:15:43] She's

[09:15:45] Damn looking right proper looking right proper

[09:15:50] but

[09:15:53] This hat gives me no traits applied. Oh dude. I was like what this is defense 17 defense 16

[09:16:04] We lose we lose a lot with that one

[09:16:10] I don't want to get rid of this one. This is like a proper witch hat. It's so cool.

[09:16:15] Oh, what's holding up all my gear?

[09:16:20] What do I have a lot of? Apparently I have a lot of things.

[09:16:24] I mean, I feel like I can get rid of this one now.

[09:16:28] Oh, I hate- Yeah, let's get rid of this.

[09:16:32] Just to pick up this one. It's the last item that's around town.

[09:16:36] Set an alternate version of the 1950s atomic heart is set in the soviet union in which robotics and other technologies have gone rogue

[09:16:45] Well, that's not you've got you got me intrigued already these bio engineering experiments have taken over a

[09:16:53] Manufacturing facility and are running rampant. Oh

[09:16:57] Yeah, that does sound very familiar I don't think I've seen that description specifically. Oh, we got a new scarf check it out

[09:17:06] Um, but I don't know. Yeah, it sounds super familiar. Either I've seen it trending or I was reached out

[09:17:10] I get reached out all the time with like new games

[09:17:13] That might have been one of them. Oof offense 22. What's the one dude?

[09:17:20] She

[09:17:22] That's how Luna is wearing the scarf right now literally look at that the way it's two draped in the back. Look at this. Oh

[09:17:29] You can't see from this angle, but it's literally that it's two drapes in the black in the back

[09:17:33] Damn, okay, um, so yeah equip that

[09:17:38] Got some nice offense. Let's go. I love how it's considered a common

[09:17:45] But listen, I'll take it. All right, there's gotta be something with this box like I said, I don't know what

[09:17:54] Damn it's getting dark too. I don't like that. Do we bring it over there?

[09:18:00] I'm so close, you know

[09:18:03] I'm so close. There's just one more set of balls

[09:18:11] What's that noise

[09:18:14] Hmm do we bring the chest over here maybe no

[09:18:19] I'm trying to think if there's like a machine that just cuts it up, but not seeing anything like that

[09:18:24] Can we do Lumos?

[09:18:26] I can't see nothing now

[09:18:28] What's that last set of balls?

[09:18:33] What was that?

[09:18:34] I feel like the balls would be next to the objective, but...

[09:18:41] But it's not.

[09:18:42] Did I take damage?

[09:18:45] There's something to do with this, man.

[09:18:47] What if I...

[09:18:48] Incendiary.

[09:18:49] No?

[09:18:50] Damn, where's these last set of balls?

[09:18:55] Lumos.

[09:18:57] hiding somewhere. I could smell them. Smell these round balls. Luna has W Riz. Always. Always.

[09:19:09] Search it up on Steam. It's a really cool game, but I think it's kind of around like $60. Yeah,

[09:19:13] I feel like every new game is going to be like that. If it's like well made, if it's

[09:19:18] not well made and it's more, it leans towards like a free to play type of thing where

[09:19:23] It's just like where they focus on like in-game purchases

[09:19:27] Games like that usually range from like free-to-play to 30 dollars

[09:19:33] Dude these balls got me somewhere

[09:19:38] I'm annoyed that I can't find them

[09:19:42] They might be in this chest, but what do I loom those maybe?

[09:19:46] Leviosa and then we do this

[09:19:49] Damn. Do it again, do it again. Not there, this thing. Wait, did we get it? Oh no, we

[09:20:01] didn't. Why is it...hmmm. Maybe we have to do this. I'm so confused, man. I'm so confused.

[09:20:14] Yeah, I'm searching for balls right now.

[09:20:18] I have no idea where they are.

[09:20:21] Lumos.

[09:20:23] Every set of balls have been around the objective, like where I needed to place them.

[09:20:28] I'm annoyed too because it's just the last set.

[09:20:31] We have the one, we have the two up there.

[09:20:36] And I didn't want to leave this area until we like did it.

[09:20:41] Are they hiding somewhere?

[09:20:42] Hey, what's that?

[09:20:46] Oh, we found them!

[09:20:48] Dude, I was gonna be so mad.

[09:20:51] I was gonna be so mad if I couldn't do this.

[09:20:54] Let's go.

[09:20:56] Follow me, Bows.

[09:20:57] Follow me.

[09:20:59] Dude!

[09:21:01] Thank God.

[09:21:02] If I didn't complete this objective, I was gonna be really mad.

[09:21:06] Let's go.

[09:21:07] It's worth it.

[09:21:08] I wish I could buy it, but it's not even available in my country.

[09:21:10] kidding me that sucks which country out of curiosity because that's weird that

[09:21:19] they wouldn't have a game available in your country complete Merlin's challenge

[09:21:25] whoo whoo Marlin hey you're not gonna give me anything you're gonna do

[09:21:34] anything special for me what a jib I was gonna give me like some legendary

[09:21:38] items instead does not just doesn't all right well let's get out of here

[09:21:47] lume oscida I feel like that was a big waste of time well no I got I got XP from

[09:21:53] it right pretty sure hopefully hopefully massive amounts of XP please

[09:22:04] I feel like I got really good at the combat.

[09:22:08] Dude, I haven't died once.

[09:22:09] It's all about that ducking roll.

[09:22:11] What the heck was that?

[09:22:13] Oh, bro!

[09:22:15] Bro got comboed.

[09:22:19] Didn't even know what happened.

[09:22:22] Dude, couldn't even react in time.

[09:22:24] Sheesh.

[09:22:25] It is what it is.

[09:22:28] I mean, all this new gear, you know?

[09:22:33] I'm in Russia currently and I can't buy a lot of things since you know things in the world man. That sucks, too, huh?

[09:22:40] feel bad I

[09:22:43] Was thinking about that the other day how the how in that country like being subjective to war I

[09:22:50] Can't even imagine you know a sheep

[09:22:53] Where's that lamb? That's a ram right?

[09:22:57] What's that over there?

[09:23:00] Those gems

[09:23:03] Can I collect them?

[09:23:12] What does that do? Moonstone? Do I collect them? Did I already get it? I think I already got it.

[09:23:19] Back to what I was saying.

[09:23:21] Being subjected to war, right? Like whether it's the United States, Canada, whatever.

[09:23:26] The idea that you know, if you don't agree with something, but you're

[09:23:29] Like in constant fear that you're gonna have a nuke planet in your head. It's insane

[09:23:36] It's insane. I usually torrent new coming out games. Listen. I

[09:23:42] Don't think I could publicly say you know that I encourage that but I will say that I

[09:23:50] Absolutely understand now if you do that, okay? I

[09:23:55] Can't encourage it, but I can say I absolutely understand if you do that

[09:23:59] By all means.

[09:24:15] Alright, now pony up the legendary items.

[09:24:18] Pony them up.

[09:24:19] I don't know why but they look so yummy to me like some kind of jelly beans. What are

[09:24:31] you talking about? It was difficult. It was no trouble. I mean we're allowed to be honest.

[09:24:38] We could say it was difficult. Well, to a degree. If I had more health potions it

[09:24:43] wouldn't have been that difficult but because I had to duck and roll and dodge literally

[09:24:46] every single like magic spell in order to 1v5

[09:24:51] the ones i faced were determined to make things difficult

[09:24:53] yeah i mean that's just being fair too oh i can't wait to have my

[09:24:57] and maybe he'll give me some more in her hands

[09:25:01] you know you've inspired me i've been dealing with witches and wizards for

[09:25:08] years and we've always got along just fine

[09:25:11] perhaps my next piece will be a tribute to all that is good between

[09:25:15] You're joking!

[09:25:18] That sounds wonderful.

[09:25:20] What's a nice idea, Ron?

[09:25:22] Wonderful.

[09:25:23] I wish you luck with it.

[09:25:24] Oh, I can't wait to get started.

[09:25:26] Thank you again for all you've done.

[09:25:28] You know what's funny?

[09:25:29] I was just thinking about this.

[09:25:30] How, when you swear in a different language,

[09:25:32] it doesn't have like the same...

[09:25:34] for me anyways, that same impact.

[09:25:36] It's kind of like more goofy.

[09:25:38] So like, if I said, you know,

[09:25:40] Suck up, yeah!

[09:25:41] It just feels...

[09:25:43] Like, I'm not saying it in the English way, you know?

[09:25:46] Like, it just sounds more goofy to me.

[09:25:49] Or, at least in French, you know, the Quebec French when they say like,

[09:25:56] Those sort of like really harsh words in French.

[09:25:59] If anybody speaks French, you know exactly what I'm saying.

[09:26:02] Actually, I don't know if in France they talk like that.

[09:26:05] It might just be a Quebec thing.

[09:26:07] But like I said, it doesn't feel like I'm actually saying that, you know what I mean?

[09:26:12] I don't know how to describe it, but like it just sounds more goofy to me like you're saying it in a in a more like cartoonish way

[09:26:19] When when I'm expressing it

[09:26:23] Who said that?

[09:26:25] Whoa

[09:26:26] Velio, how do I

[09:26:28] Get that adventure from you. Hey, what's this?

[09:26:32] My gears waffle are full every time man every time

[09:26:36] Can you say doble?

[09:26:38] Dude, how?

[09:26:39] Whoa, whoa!

[09:26:40] Ah!

[09:26:42] Bro.

[09:26:45] Do-

[09:26:47] Boi-ba?

[09:26:48] Do-boi-ba?

[09:26:49] Man, that is some goofy spelling.

[09:26:52] I love it.

[09:26:53] Do-boi-ba.

[09:26:55] All right, all right.

[09:26:57] Ooh, we got a new coat.

[09:26:59] Damn.

[09:27:00] Higher offense.

[09:27:01] We got a rocket.

[09:27:02] Sheesh.

[09:27:03] I don't know about the color,

[09:27:04] but I am looking a little

[09:27:05] Louis Vuitton style, you know I mean

[09:27:10] um

[09:27:12] What can I do I don't want to get rid of anything as much as I want to sell dude all these things are like so expensive

[09:27:19] But I don't I no longer have like garbage items to just throw away

[09:27:23] Other than maybe my gloves. I guess I can do my gloves like this one

[09:27:28] Sell value 60 like come on, bro. Oh

[09:27:33] But I really want to find out what

[09:27:35] Gear that is how do I get more gear slots? That's so annoying. I

[09:27:42] Don't have anything maybe this one

[09:27:46] What?

[09:27:47] Wait, I get way more. I

[09:27:51] Love how this is a legendary

[09:27:53] No trait applied. Oh, but I can apply a trait to it. Uh-huh. How do I do that?

[09:27:58] Well, how do I do that we have 24 for that one I mean that's a lot more of a

[09:28:10] defense okay I don't know what to get rid of maybe a scarf let's take a look at

[09:28:14] the scarfs damn I like these scarfs I'm not gonna lie especially the ones I

[09:28:23] the trades I might get rid of this one damn it I just I can't I can't cannot I

[09:28:34] gotta get rid of one of the gloves I'll feel less guilty about it okay let's get

[09:28:39] rid of this one I swear I better get some bomb gear right now gloves at least

[09:28:48] replace whatever it was and it said that I had something higher value right offense 17 let's go

[09:28:58] I like the style better too it's clean it's clean

[09:29:06] okay scaboo boo scabable

[09:29:11] so where are we going what's my next objective

[09:29:13] Can I teleport somewhere?

[09:29:22] What's my objectives?

[09:29:26] Collect what?

[09:29:29] Collect chess?

[09:29:30] What do you think I've been doing?

[09:29:33] Okay, let's go look at my quest.

[09:29:36] Cool.

[09:29:38] Wrong button click.

[09:29:40] Gotta keep the Ravenclaw scarf absolutely.

[09:29:45] You actually do it pretty well.

[09:29:47] What the...

[09:29:48] I said it like three different ways.

[09:29:51] There can't be a different, it can't be alright.

[09:29:55] Okay what is this?

[09:29:57] Haralune?

[09:29:58] Let's do it.

[09:30:00] It's on the map, right?

[09:30:02] Can I teleport there?

[09:30:05] Can I teleport there?

[09:30:08] That dammit. Nope. Okay, let's go. Looks like we're walking.

[09:30:18] This could prove dangerous if I'm not careful. True, true, true, true, true, true, true, true.

[09:30:23] But, oh god! But I think we're okay.

[09:30:28] We've got some pretty good stats now, finally. I should revalue every now and then, huh?

[09:30:34] Hey, what was that?

[09:30:37] It's in the building excuse me pumpkin

[09:30:46] What the freak I see it I see it there it is let's go

[09:30:52] Plus 80 XP that's pretty good man

[09:30:57] Ravenclaw 7 6 1 9 yeah, we got Ravenclaw in here. Let's go

[09:31:03] I

[09:31:08] Got a represent got a represent Luna's representing

[09:31:16] Ravenclaw itself in the chat I know that's what I'm talking about

[09:31:22] Get those big guns get those big Ravenclaw guns

[09:31:25] Hey, how come it's taking me over here? What's that over there? Visit all of the Dander in Hogsmeade.

[09:31:34] But I have a waypoint on the other thing. Or is this like a shortcut? Is there no way to go through here? Is that why?

[09:31:44] Or are they really gonna like take me all the way around?

[09:31:49] It was dude what the freak who's gonna send me oh my god is there no way to go there

[09:31:59] Open up open up

[09:32:09] Best two students of Ravenclaw blue and Luna

[09:32:15] Hey, you're not wrong.

[09:32:19] You're not wrong.

[09:32:21] But you know what?

[09:32:22] I will be fair and say, I think any Ravenclaw,

[09:32:24] anyone who is a part of Ravenclaw is up there in equality.

[09:32:28] It is what it is.

[09:32:30] I don't know about the other houses.

[09:32:31] I can't speak for the other houses,

[09:32:32] but everyone on Ravenclaw is pretty intelligent.

[09:32:36] Those are the biggest traits.

[09:32:38] If you've made it into the Ravenclaw house,

[09:32:39] it's pretty evident, you know?

[09:32:45] Bro, it is dark.

[09:32:48] Let's lume-sit up.

[09:32:49] Teach me some more words in Russian.

[09:32:53] Love to learn.

[09:32:54] Love to know.

[09:32:55] Usually don't get a chance to learn a new language while I'm on stream.

[09:32:59] Usually gotta do it by myself, off stream.

[09:33:01] I use the Rosetta Stonehamp.

[09:33:05] That's what I do like cursing in Russian.

[09:33:09] I don't know what it is, it just sounds, it rolls off the tongue really nicely.

[09:33:13] I hate cursing in French, Quebec French, it sounds so dirty.

[09:33:20] And like the worst way possible, because I know when you swear it's supposed to sound

[09:33:24] dirty, but at the same time, there's something about Quebec French, man.

[09:33:29] I feel like I'm not alone on this either.

[09:33:31] Anyone that's from Quebec can essentially agree with me.

[09:33:33] Dude, where are they taking me?

[09:33:36] Bro, what is this?

[09:33:38] It's like switching.

[09:33:39] I don't think you guys can see it because of the losing cam, but it just keeps switching

[09:33:42] up on me.

[09:33:43] Okay, so if I go straight and I exit out, I can go there.

[09:33:47] Dude! I should have just went the other way.

[09:33:49] Wait, go straight where? Through here?

[09:33:55] I can't even see. Where am I?

[09:33:57] I'm facing the other way. Okay, no. So I need to exit...

[09:34:01] I need to exit the other way.

[09:34:04] Uh, this way?

[09:34:06] Wherever the way point is. So I think you're kidding me.

[09:34:10] This way? How?

[09:34:13] no I go straight go straight and then where bro I can't what what what if only

[09:34:21] you guys could see okay I think I just go straight I don't know why the way

[09:34:25] point keeps doing this to me let's just go straight let's just go straight I

[09:34:29] might not allow the exit out of there is that what they're trying to lock me

[09:34:34] down you can't see it oh you get you could kind of see it right yeah dude it

[09:34:40] kept on shifting oh that was a faint ding y'all heard it oh it's so faint dude

[09:34:53] hey is that a gobstone bro I'm found a gobson in eons so if it is I kind of want

[09:35:00] What is that nah, that's the lock goddamn it

[09:35:09] That is what it is not too worried about it Lumos

[09:35:19] Do this place is far you're telling me we couldn't travel via broomstick or

[09:35:25] chariot for this place

[09:35:27] Although I do want to soak in the scenery at night. Look at this, man.

[09:35:32] It's kind of nice. Got the stadium over there.

[09:35:37] Can't wait for that season of Quidditch.

[09:35:40] Then we can start playing.

[09:35:42] I like the sound effects in this game so much.

[09:35:46] It's nice, huh?

[09:35:50] You want normal ones or swear words?

[09:35:52] Let's start with some normal greetings.

[09:35:55] Like I would just say hi. How are you?

[09:36:00] In the casual way not not like the literal way because you know sometimes there's very formal ways of saying something

[09:36:05] But what would be like a native tongue?

[09:36:07] If you out with your mites, you're like, hey, how's it going?

[09:36:13] Type of thing, I don't know. How's it going? How are you? I don't know how they do in a Russia

[09:36:19] Hey, can I hop on the chariot?

[09:36:22] Or no

[09:36:24] They're not accepting any more Rydos.

[09:36:39] This is some cardigan.

[09:36:40] Jesus.

[09:36:41] Could be drenched in sweat by the time I get there.

[09:36:47] I should do this every now and then.

[09:36:54] Aloha Loomis doesn't really- Loomis.

[09:36:57] I mean, it gives me some light in front of me I guess.

[09:37:00] But like not really.

[09:37:03] Dude, this place is so far.

[09:37:07] It didn't feel that far when I was traveling with Natsay, but it's feeling kinda far

[09:37:12] now, dude.

[09:37:13] Uh-oh.

[09:37:14] Why do I hear spooky music?

[09:37:16] hey what's this over here what the heck

[09:37:23] oh my god so cute what is that a puff

[09:37:31] What do I do?

[09:37:38] They're so cute.

[09:37:43] They're so cute.

[09:37:47] I'm not trying to hurt it but I don't know what I'm supposed to do with them.

[09:37:52] If the game wants me to kill them, it ain't gonna happen.

[09:37:56] It ain't gonna happen.

[09:37:58] you can say privit cuck... privit cuck-della

[09:38:02] huh? that's an L right? privit cuck-della

[09:38:07] so you're saying privit is like hi so privit

[09:38:10] cuck-della? why does that not sound

[09:38:14] correct? the way I'm saying it I feel like I'm saying it right

[09:38:17] that's how you say it? dude I'm a natural

[09:38:23] what can I say? no I think it's because I learned

[09:38:27] so many different languages that I kind of get in tune with, like, how you would say it.

[09:38:32] I'm also one of those people that just loves to randomly do Russian accents, and I don't

[09:38:36] know if that has anything to do with it.

[09:38:38] I am here my good sir, I am here.

[09:38:42] Are we getting a new one?

[09:38:44] Reels Blue Rush.

[09:38:47] He does fluffy things, we're so cute.

[09:38:54] Difficult to find book. I wondered if you'd be willing to do it. Greetings from Ukraine. What's going on?

[09:39:01] How you doing? XT s X this

[09:39:05] Read the message above that

[09:39:10] You have to be a little blue. Oh, I don't know if I said that right because that little comma I see there not comma

[09:39:17] I mean one of those things called quotes not quotes. I don't know how you say it, but you know what I'm talking about

[09:39:24] Care to teach me some Ukraine some Ukrainian as well get some lessons in the chat

[09:39:34] Is that how you actually come on now there's no way

[09:39:39] There's no way

[09:39:40] And I'm not sure if I'm up to the test sounds intriguing. How will this benefit me?

[09:39:47] That's an American right there

[09:39:49] That's an American. How old has been it? Me exactly.

[09:39:54] Sounds intriguing.

[09:39:59] As I know, Russian and Ukrainian really seem like...

[09:40:02] I figured. Don't they... doesn't one speak the other?

[09:40:06] I think Ukraine is a bit harder to pronounce.

[09:40:13] I wouldn't doubt it.

[09:40:15] I feel like people would say the same about Russian.

[09:40:19] Or any language that they don't really know.

[09:40:24] I was trying to learn um, I'm not trying to talk over this game, but I was trying to learn

[09:40:29] Mandarin Chinese, Chinese Mandarin, um, man that is tough.

[09:40:35] Speaking about pronunciations, that's such a tough language.

[09:40:40] I gave it like six months.

[09:40:42] It was tough dude.

[09:40:44] It was too tough.

[09:40:47] I'll see what I can find.

[09:40:48] Why don't you continue searching the Aulary?

[09:40:51] Aulary?

[09:40:53] I don't know why.

[09:40:54] That's a difficult word to say.

[09:40:55] The way your lips need to move.

[09:40:57] Aulary.

[09:40:58] Aulary.

[09:40:59] Aulary?

[09:41:00] Is it easier if you do it with like an English accent?

[09:41:02] Aulary.

[09:41:03] There's no way.

[09:41:04] It's harder.

[09:41:05] Like we have a lot of the same words, but Russian person would understand.

[09:41:10] Ukrainian person taught me.

[09:41:12] I feel like that's the same with like Spanish and Portuguese almost, because Portuguese

[09:41:16] use some Spanish like similarities I know it's not the same language but you know

[09:41:20] I was trying to learn Chinese too I gave up as the at the tones it's tough

[09:41:28] right anomaly it's it's so tough to use the to get those right like

[09:41:33] annunciations those tones that it's very strict on like it changes the word if

[09:41:39] you if you don't have the right tone when you're saying something so and that

[09:41:42] that's tough for me now I don't know I ended up moving to Japanese instead

[09:41:46] We're... being inquisitive.

[09:41:53] Immeasurable.

[09:42:02] Sounds fantastic.

[09:42:13] Sounds fantastic

[09:42:25] Okay

[09:42:30] How did he steal it last question it's nice because the cussians kind of give me a break

[09:42:36] Yeah, a little uh coconut water inside my system

[09:42:43] missing you from I'm in the United States you're asking me and then we have

[09:42:47] a Russian and I don't know about anybody else go for to haul out your your

[09:42:54] representation

[09:43:03] so tough and you can pronounce the tone wrong and you might want to say it and

[09:43:08] you might want to say hi but instead of it you say poop I know you're talking

[09:43:11] about. I'm gonna butcher it but I remember trying to learn this one phrase that I was

[09:43:17] being taught. It was called, 哪間白寶寶, something like that. And the translation

[09:43:24] is like the kids are running. And for some reason I couldn't say, I think it was a...

[09:43:30] Oh no wait, that's not the one. It was 哪間白寶寶寶. That one, I couldn't

[09:43:37] pronounce Xien right or something like that and it just was like it sounded like

[09:43:45] blood like the word blood instead instead of learning and that's what my

[09:43:50] friend told me so how much hours have you played not that long but I want to

[09:43:55] say like five no more than that right five I'll say five I'll see what I can

[09:44:00] find now I've been more than that like six I've been more than that I think I'm

[09:44:05] I'm not like me.

[09:44:08] Six to eight.

[09:44:09] Something like that.

[09:44:14] Why thank you my good sir.

[09:44:19] Let's get out of here.

[09:44:23] Rebellion.

[09:44:24] Hey, I hear it.

[09:44:26] Do they hear it, but...

[09:44:27] I thought we can grab the owl.

[09:44:33] I see it!

[09:44:38] Nice.

[09:44:41] It's funny.

[09:44:42] I don't know why, but the sound is so abstract in my AirPods, so it's not precise.

[09:44:49] I can't tell exactly where that ding is coming from, but it's good enough, I guess.

[09:44:55] Fuck yo!

[09:45:28] Look how cute look how cute

[09:45:34] That a baby one for that one's a different color what the heck

[09:45:43] Dude I want to roll like that I just want to be rolling

[09:45:50] The puffy ones

[09:45:53] Eat the buffies little puffles

[09:45:55] Puffle Puffles. Alright, investigate the Owlery. That is a tough word, Owlery. You gotta say

[09:46:11] that a few times to be able to get it right. You gotta get that L in there somehow. Somehow

[09:46:17] Now you gotta be able to stick the L in Owlery.

[09:46:22] What the heck?

[09:46:24] Reveneo!

[09:46:26] What is that?

[09:46:28] Some mushrooms?

[09:46:32] Hey, what is that in there?

[09:46:38] I can't.

[09:46:40] That doesn't work.

[09:46:42] Can we do that?

[09:46:44] Can we do that?

[09:46:45] Okay.

[09:46:46] do any of it. Can we just jump? Bruh. Oh we can jump. My gear slots are full. Wow what

[09:46:57] a big surprise. Big surprise. I just realized we were in hogs me too. I could have sold

[09:47:13] stuff. Let's get rid of this. The inferior gloves. Inferior. And we got some more gloves.

[09:47:26] Apparently the stats are better too. What are they? Oh yeah. Am I like three? I'll

[09:47:36] take it. Fingerless gloves? Rebellion. Is that it? I cover the... Now there's some stuff

[09:47:46] over here. My gear slots are full. Dude, I can't. Ooh, leech juice. Bruh, I can't

[09:48:02] There's gonna be... there's 20 things, man. There's too many things.

[09:48:07] How do I sell stuff? Where do I go to sell stuff?

[09:48:13] I mean, I should... oh, we can get rid of this one, for sure. Okay.

[09:48:19] I feel like anything I find is gonna be better stats, regardless.

[09:48:23] Black Rivet Gloves. Not better stats. Interesting.

[09:48:28] It was not better.

[09:48:31] Loomis

[09:48:36] Sprint, Harry, Sprint

[09:48:44] Mushrooms bad trip nearby, yeah I know, gotta be careful with the mushrooms

[09:48:49] Eat too many and though boy, you start seeing things

[09:48:54] That's what happens

[09:48:56] Right, Luna?

[09:48:57] Luna's vibing. Luna's waiting for me to get to the part where we can get a broom. Check

[09:49:09] your quest. Maybe you have the broom quest available. Ooh, you're right. Let's see. Nope.

[09:49:20] Not yet, not yet.

[09:49:24] But soon I'm sure.

[09:49:26] Gotta pack more hours into the game before that's available.

[09:49:30] It's gonna be fun once we get it though.

[09:49:36] The aesthetics are so cool at night.

[09:49:39] At night, during the day, I love it.

[09:49:41] I love this little environment.

[09:49:45] I always say, but it's because I don't usually get to see it.

[09:49:52] Makes me feel like I'm there.

[09:49:54] Pink!

[09:49:56] It hits forehead on steel.

[09:50:00] Which way do we go this way?

[09:50:02] Can we just cut through?

[09:50:04] Can we cut through?

[09:50:07] It's like trying to lead me to a path

[09:50:09] and it's like, no, don't cut through!

[09:50:12] Don't do it!

[09:50:13] Ooh, the sun is rising, we got this epic dusk.

[09:50:19] Let's go.

[09:50:22] Love that weather.

[09:50:23] You know, you can like feel that mist in your face.

[09:50:27] You know what I'm talking about?

[09:50:28] When it gets so like foggy, but misty in the morning.

[09:50:32] Love it.

[09:50:36] Hey, what is that?

[09:50:41] Moon Star?

[09:50:41] Ooh.

[09:50:42] Noice.

[09:50:43] Get some of these mushrooms.

[09:50:48] Mushrooms.

[09:50:49] More mushrooms.

[09:50:50] I haven't been doing Revello at all, but do I need to?

[09:51:03] Maybe.

[09:51:04] Quite possibly.

[09:51:05] quite possibly

[09:51:14] got more moon stone again I'm sure these are gonna be

[09:51:18] useful later on

[09:51:22] we're going to the tippy top aren't we

[09:51:29] What was that?

[09:51:30] The statue's Mr. Waterline dimension must be up there as amongst the others.

[09:51:33] Damn it!

[09:51:35] Dude, I can't get rid of more gear!

[09:51:37] I guess I can get rid of the new gloves, since they're not better.

[09:51:40] Stats?

[09:51:41] Ooh, but they're at 20 also.

[09:51:43] Oh, they are better.

[09:51:44] Because I can apply a trait to them.

[09:51:46] I don't know how, but ooh, look at that Gucci hat.

[09:51:49] It's Gucci now, man, okay.

[09:51:52] I guess we can get rid of these.

[09:51:57] Damn.

[09:51:59] We swag him just wagon silver spectacles. Oh, bro, I've been meaning to change these spectacles

[09:52:09] I've been meaning

[09:52:11] Change these out dude

[09:52:13] What do you got for me?

[09:52:15] Is it better? Oh, it's a lot better. Yeah, those are like huge stats

[09:52:20] huge

[09:52:21] What are these gold rimmed circular spectacles?

[09:52:24] This item has no map bro get this out of my inventory immediately. Jesus is taking

[09:52:30] up space. Now I don't know how I like these though. I'm not gonna lie. I got used

[09:52:35] to the other ones. I think the drip was better on the other ones but what are you

[09:52:40] gonna do? We're playing for stats here. We're looking a little goofy but we're

[09:52:44] playing for stats. Referring my other hat. This one makes me look like an

[09:52:50] home don't mind me else I'm just here to help a friend what am I doing statues

[09:52:58] rebellion rebellion okay we see the statues

[09:53:03] I recognize those handles the summing charm should do 50 patches for be the

[09:53:09] right size for Jack doors what does that mean statues of Jack doors

[09:53:14] What does that mean?

[09:53:18] Bro, what is that like?

[09:53:20] Aha!

[09:53:23] Nice.

[09:53:24] Return the bird sculpture to their parches.

[09:53:28] Parches? Where's the sculpture at?

[09:53:30] We have one here.

[09:53:32] Oh, I get it, I get it.

[09:53:36] Hmm.

[09:53:37] We'll have to do the right one.

[09:53:40] Oh, whoops, oh

[09:53:48] I have to open them up. Hey, let's go. We got one

[09:54:02] Where we place it where we place it

[09:54:10] over here didn't I grab one no

[09:54:20] Ooh.

[09:54:22] This'll do nicely.

[09:54:30] Excellent. What is this?

[09:54:34] Oh. Okay.

[09:54:38] I can kill them!

[09:54:40] We have to do more, apparently.

[09:54:43] You've never done this mission before?

[09:54:46] I don't know how I randomly stumbled upon it.

[09:54:48] Revenue.

[09:54:49] But yeah, we're in it now.

[09:54:51] I gotta fix these owls up.

[09:54:53] Oh, there's more up top there.

[09:54:55] Bro.

[09:54:59] Hey, is that a flying page?

[09:55:00] Bro, that's a flying page.

[09:55:02] Give it to me.

[09:55:08] Ooh.

[09:55:11] I don't know what that does.

[09:55:15] Ghost of Arliss.

[09:55:17] And what's this guy doing?

[09:55:19] What do I do with this guy?

[09:55:24] Ohhhh.

[09:55:29] Epic.

[09:55:31] Dude, plus 80 XP.

[09:55:34] Let's go.

[09:55:35] Okay.

[09:55:36] I was trying to find a way to like, do this.

[09:55:41] Bro, how am I supposed to target these?

[09:55:46] Ah ha!

[09:55:55] There's one!

[09:55:56] I saw that!

[09:55:57] I saw that!

[09:55:58] There's another!

[09:56:01] So there's two.

[09:56:02] I don't want to lose track in case I can't find them on the ground.

[09:56:04] There's three.

[09:56:05] Four!

[09:56:06] I saw that.

[09:56:07] I can't, my grass will be looking.

[09:56:12] Four?

[09:56:13] I saw that.

[09:56:14] Gotta do these also.

[09:56:17] Don't think I'm going to throw.

[09:56:22] So there's like four?

[09:56:23] Should be four, right?

[09:56:27] Five.

[09:56:28] This'll do nicely.

[09:56:33] Bruh.

[09:56:34] Bruh. Is that it? Dude, I don't want to fall off.

[09:56:40] I think that was it. I think we did it. We covered it all, right?

[09:56:46] Alright, alright, alright. We've got some birds!

[09:56:54] It's a Ravenclaw exclusive main quest. Let's go.

[09:56:59] Ravenclaw for life.

[09:57:01] What's happening?

[09:57:03] What's happening?

[09:57:05] Or I have like so many excessive amounts of birds.

[09:57:08] I could have...

[09:57:10] I could have way more.

[09:57:13] What's going on?

[09:57:16] Oh god, Jesus, it's taking us.

[09:57:23] Whoa.

[09:57:24] What happened to your head there, buddy?

[09:57:29] Blowing me.

[09:57:30] I am Ravenclaw after all. It was to be expected.

[09:57:42] Yeah, I get frickin 80 views. Zimo is Griffin. You chose it, you didn't do the questionnaire?

[09:57:53] Out of curiosity, if you did do the questionnaire, what house did you land in?

[09:57:58] at the moment I was beheaded in that cave.

[09:58:01] Oh, it was shit.

[09:58:02] Folly, Folly, Folly.

[09:58:03] You read my message, I want to hear how you spell it.

[09:58:04] My bad, my bad.

[09:58:05] Let me go back there.

[09:58:06] Found it on some yellow-

[09:58:07] Bless you in Russian.

[09:58:08] ...and his peeves hit pilfered.

[09:58:09] Thought I could impress a girl.

[09:58:11] But that was only for another man.

[09:58:13] So, he's the one that was on the map on some...

[09:58:17] ...matches that you took from peeves, and followed that map to your doom.

[09:58:21] Odd to hear it all reduced to such absurdity.

[09:58:24] But yes, why do you care about some old ones?

[09:58:28] I don't really all of our girls literally

[09:58:32] We'll keep it in real I don't I really don't say here's an idea

[09:58:38] Why don't you need me at the edge of the forbidden forest?

[09:58:42] I'd be happy to show you where to find them bro. Can you just like teleport me there?

[09:58:48] Man, I'm doing so much running. I can't I can't keep up

[09:58:53] I'll see you at the forest. How did you lose your head? That's a fantastic question

[09:58:56] I think you can guess how you died, but who did it to you?

[09:59:00] I was having a look about when I suddenly sensed a refreshing breeze

[09:59:04] After which I felt well light-headed

[09:59:07] That's all I remember hence if you like had it the cave be prepared

[09:59:15] But you see the percepts I was coming out with the jokes beware a light breeze

[09:59:22] Okay, I

[09:59:23] Don't think we need any more information out of this dude. How did you take the one how'd you steal from peeps? That's fine

[09:59:30] I'll meet you at the forest buddy pages. I'll meet you there if you don't mind the size of a can I get a broomstick though?

[09:59:37] Like flying I gotta fly there dude pages are yours for the taking

[09:59:42] Dia supposed to be softer. Oh

[09:59:45] Means means it

[09:59:48] But you're really good at pronunciation. Thank you. I don't know why but Russian sounds so funny for me same

[09:59:53] But like in a good way though, in a good way.

[09:59:56] I heard that Russian sounds like gibberish to most of the people.

[10:00:00] It's it kind of does but I think because I'm used to learning different languages that

[10:00:04] it makes sense to me and hence why I find even just saying something like very like

[10:00:10] just goofy like I can't take it serious.

[10:00:23] Which way do we go?

[10:00:26] Oh, this man really couldn't just pick me up and fly me over there.

[10:00:31] Oh, look at this scenery.

[10:00:34] God.

[10:00:35] Breath taking.

[10:00:40] We don't take damage, right?

[10:00:41] We don't take fall damage.

[10:00:44] Oh, God.

[10:00:47] That's going to leave a mark.

[10:00:51] Mushrooms.

[10:00:53] Can we just swim there?

[10:00:58] Hey, why is the waypoint constantly changing up on me?

[10:01:11] Shut it!

[10:01:12] Nah, I'm just kidding.

[10:01:14] Sorry, I don't have room to get.

[10:01:16] I'm a little more on edge.

[10:01:18] Anyway, what are these guys doing?

[10:01:21] They're playing that one game

[10:01:25] I'm assuming that's where I need to go so I'm just gonna cut I'm cutting through this way point is I

[10:01:31] Don't know man. It's bringing me zigzaggy like

[10:01:34] Once I'm gonna go here once I go there

[10:01:37] It takes like the longest route possible to get to the objective. Oh

[10:01:42] God we gotta go this way

[10:01:44] Wait, it's faster this way? Okay. I'll believe the waypoint this time.

[10:01:52] Ah, it's going back down! God damn it. Okay. I think the only reason why is because I can't

[10:02:00] go through the castle. But, if I had a broomstick, I'd be zippin' and zippin'.

[10:02:09] Breath taking view indeed. Honestly, a lot of languages sound like gibberish to someone

[10:02:14] who don't speak it exactly like I don't know why but Portuguese to me sounds very

[10:02:19] gibberishy and borderline similar to like how they enunciate words like Russians

[10:02:26] almost but Russia Russians the Russian language doesn't really sound like

[10:02:33] gibberish to me as much as Portuguese does Portuguese just sounds like pure

[10:02:39] essentially

[10:02:44] Trotting away, you have a broomstick by any chance.

[10:02:53] Bro, can we get like a broomstick Uber in here?

[10:02:56] A love letter, my dearest Apalania, would you care to join me for a picnic?

[10:03:03] I know you enjoy a good corn-