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05-09-2026 · 10h 01m
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Oh man, I'm back.
Jesus Christ.
So the heat took out my power, guys.
And if this is a party broadcast, well, listen.
I was playing a Bigfoot game, which was basically Dead by Daylight, but Bigfoot themed.
And I decided, because there's no lobbies in that game, I gotta get a refund.
I played it for like less than 30 minutes.
I was only able to get into one game before my power went out.
And during that time, I could tell it wasn't worth it, man!
If it was like a $5 game, I would keep it, but it was like a $20 game, so back to Dead
By Daylight instead, which I haven't actually played in a extremely long time.
So I'm gonna start off as a survivor and see how it goes, I guess.
I can't remember if I match make by myself, if it'll find other people, or if I do I need
to avoid these.
What do I do?
I don't know.
We'll find out!
But yeah, I'm on Dead by Daylight now.
It had to be done.
Dude, I'm literally sweating in this one.
It's gonna be hot.
As the two hours accumulate, we'll see.
Trying not to pass out challenge.
Essentially accepted.
Jesus Christ.
Uh, I's VIP and got ads?
Oh well.
Oh it's because you're not a sub.
VIPs don't do anything for ads, Richie.
That's the only reason why.
It's never had that, but you know what's funny?
I even thought that in the beginning too.
It's a classic misconception.
But, it doesn't actually have any, uh,
effect on ads.
on ads. What it does have an effect on is the chat mode. So if it's ever in, you
know, subscribe mode or slow mode, any of that, you can bypass all that. And of
course you get the fancy diamond badge. Next to your name, too, dude.
All right, let's see if I still got what it takes as a survivor am I fighting a killer
too?
Kind of a little bit, but I don't want to warm up into this game like the concept and
everything like that as a killer because oh man it sucks doing a 1v4 and getting torqued
on can't kill nobody I'm not gonna lie it's not that fun so I'm gonna start off
with teammates and we'll see if we can do something as a team collectively oh and
if we can't don't worry the backup to this backup is League of Legends okay the
The only game that's worth any two of us.
The amount of sweat my eyebrows are accumulating right now is crazy.
What's with this?
Oh dude, this is like the uh, no thank you.
That's uh, god what do they call it?
Uh, move speed.
Mouse speed.
Uh, the DPS levels are way too, way too slow.
Where do I find that?
Doop-a-doop-a-doop-a, doop-a-doop-a-doop-a, graphics, audio controls, mouse, zero percent?
What does that mean?
Huh? Wait, do I- oh, that's right, I don't have control over it, huh?
Mouse sensitivity, can we go to like five percent?
Wait, what does this say? Mouse, survivor controls.
Let's go to like ten percent. Let's go to like twenty percent.
That's better.
Twenty percent is good.
Well, I can't see anything in this game, though.
I think this monitor sucks if you're trying to play, like, a classic game,
where it shows you the dark spots and stuff, but...
Uh-oh.
What's happening?
Why are you running?
Is he over there?
I hope he fixed the generator, buddy.
Come on
Don't be shy. Oh Lord Jesus. Let's do it
Gotta be look out
for the
Repair checkpoints, what do they call it again like just classic checkpoints?
Whoo skill check there you go. I already forgot you now. When's the last time I play this game?
At least like six months, huh?
ooh we about to get this generator though nice nice we got to stick to the
buddy system to survivors at all times oh oh oh what should we do oh they're in
the basement damn yeah I don't know about that that was their first mistake
getting hooked into the basement or getting hooked around there anyway we're
gonna be able to oh no no don't go for me don't go for me I'm so annoyed I'm so
annoyed I'm gonna follow you so that it goes for you is that what he's doing
oh he's over there whose blood shows oh let me see if you can follow the other
blowchop and now we gotta find a medkit asap so I played this game five years
ago no that can't be right I swear that can't be right that's why I really like
that other chick who can like self-heal it'd be good in the scenario right now
Oh, is that a medkit? Bleh!
Collect!
Can I use it on myself?
Is there enough?
Oh, shoot!
I don't know if they have like, uh, skill checks on this one, too.
How do you like my outfit?
Isn't it dope?
Uh-oh!
I took the medkit already, leave!
Okay, I'll heal you.
I'll give you some back squage, geez.
Nice little back misage.
I'll do that for you.
So somebody is still in a hook?
Or no?
I don't think so, right?
Let's go fix the generator.
Oh, there's one over here.
Let's go do that one.
Noice.
Noice.
Come on, let's get it.
Let's get it.
Two times the repair speed.
If we got this.
What's up, pigeon?
How you doing Sam? Oh no! This is what happens when I call out your names. I missed my skill
check. I'm gonna suffer consequences, right? Is he gonna come after me? Not if I pray.
Not if the Lord himself descends upon me. Oh good, yeah. He went for the other one that ran away,
Hey, dude!
He really went for that one!
Oh, I love it!
Like that is too funny.
Hey!
How am I going to get this one then?
I'm almost done.
It's halfway.
Yeah!
Jump on it!
Uh-oh!
He's coming over here.
He's coming over here.
He's coming over here.
He's coming over here.
You're not doing it fast enough.
Come on!
You're not doing it fast enough.
Come on!
Never mind!
Never mind!
Ooh, he's right there!
Never mind.
Ooh, he's right there.
We can fix it, we can fix it, we can fix it.
No!
Oh, you're so annoying.
Ah, and you went to go destroy that.
You know what? How about this then?
I'm gonna go help her.
Okay, run.
Woo!
I got the perk on!
I had the perk, where if I release somebody from the hook,
They will uh
Whoo, oh my god chasing to the other person. Let's go and I still have to make it
Let's see men self do I have enough
Damn, I'll take it dude
Whoo, okay, you know what's nice. I am getting used to the heat now
It's not affecting me as much. My body is just accepting the warmth, essentially, to be able to deal with this.
Where's the generator we gotta fix?
Okay, there's only one person on a hook, which is not that bad.
Ooh, you know what? Let me go down low, see if there's like a chest down there, so I can give myself a little sum sum.
Yeah
Please let it be a me kit medkit
Whoo the hint is still the same pigeon, but hey 50% off the redeem today for a little price code dude. Oh
That's one of these things. Okay. Well any better than nothing right? Is there another one? They put you down here
It's the one huh?
It's just the one
Okay, maybe I shouldn't be running
Is that music for...
Ooh.
Okay, if they fix that, he's gonna be on his way over there.
So we want to go this way.
Oof. But yeah.
For those of you that don't know yet, 50% off today only.
The Luna Prize Vault.
So if you want to redeem a code for 100 champ points, you can.
There's a base cash prize Luna...
Luna Prize Vault.
And I add money to it.
within every threshold of like the code redeems basically.
Where's another generator?
Is that one over there? Is that light?
Oh, he's over there, okay. Let's sprint this way.
I feel like because I can't find a med kit, we might as well do something, right?
Uh, tool box repair.
Oh, is he really gonna go over here?
Please don't!
Please don't!
Always gonna chase that one!
Okay, good.
Don't leave him over here.
Nice!
Let's go.
Okay, we only need three more generators, so I think we're okay.
He hasn't gotten anybody down so far.
I haven't gotten any hooks.
Looks like one person is about to die if they go on it, though.
Are you leading him over here?
I swear to God.
Help me fix this. Yeah, there you go.
Speedrun it. Come on.
We're still gonna have to get out of here, even if I heal you, dude.
I'd rather do this.
I'd rather know that there's a safe spot for me.
On the other side. Oh no, he's coming. Come on.
Commit.
I swear to God if you run away.
Commit.
I'm running away. I'm running away. Forget you. I'm running away.
He's going after the other one. Let's go. He's going after the other one. All right, I'm gonna try and help
My friend over here
So that we can be down to at least just two generators
Which wouldn't be that bad? Let's get it
Let's go!
Not bad, not bad.
I think he's taking them down for a little loopsy-loopsies.
Man, can I get a heal?
Dude, they're doing a fantastic job distracting that dude.
My god.
Hey, thanks for the warm welcome, Eddie.
Oh, dude, that timing, right?
Now I gotta be sweating bullets.
No AC, because it's gonna take up too much juice and blow out a fuse.
Hey, help me.
No, you help me.
You help me.
Yes.
Massage my back first, and then I'll massage your back, okay?
Oh, he's coming.
You gotta go faster.
He's coming.
Oh, but he doesn't hear us.
Let's go.
What?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Move!
Move!
Leave me!
You goofball!
What would you stop?!
You have to commit on that one.
So annoying!
Okay, the news is I can grab her.
Liquid split.
Liquid split!
Let's go!
Oh no, she's dead!
Oh, that's not good!
That's not good, now he's chasing me!
Now he's chasing me!
Oh, he's catching up, he's catching up.
Woo!
I can't even see him.
He didn't see me, he's going after the engine!
He's going to come this way right?
He's not!
How many engines do we need, two?
Okay, that's not that bad.
That's not that bad, man.
How many people are left?
I mean, we've still got three people.
Oh, is this a generator? Oh, it's already fixed.
Okay. Does he hear me?
Where is he?
Damn, it's tough fixing those engines over there.
Because he knows.
Those are the ones, man.
No!
Okay, he has no hooks though.
So that's fine. Let's go this way.
Let's go find an engine.
To fixy fix.
While they spend some time contemplating on the hook.
Whether they will live to see the victory of this game,
or perish
into the void.
Oh, nice.
Okay, one more engine, right?
Which I think they're all scattered over there, though.
So I don't know how that's gonna work.
Oh, there's one over here.
Let's do it.
Oh my god, it's almost...
It's almost repaired!
I might literally be the saving grace of this game.
Oh no!
He doesn't see me, right?
God damn it!
god damn it no recover leave me be dude this is the last engine that we need to
fix I swear there wasn't any other ones
No! I almost wiggled free, I swear!
Should I take the Tanks to escape?
Now, I feel like I'm going to be a perfect...
It's my first hook, so...
They have time to fix another engine if they need to.
Circle back, come for me, and then I think we'll be okay.
I think we'll live to see another day base to see the the victory of this game
So far what do we have?
Two hooks one hook and my one hook, which isn't it's not that bad
That's not that bad man, I think we might be able to win this one. Oh shoot. No like that though
Okay good they're going for the other one!
Ooooooh, excellent!
Dude that was perfect. Okay!
Oh no. Oh no no no no no.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no!
Uh let's go this way.
We gotta stay in one spot for a little bit.
Just for a little bit!
Ooh, Med's gettin' their redeeming!
For the Luna Cash Ball!
I'll, uh, enter some of the codes in in a second.
See if any of them crack it!
And then somebody wing!
Epic Cash Prize!
Woo! To top off this weekend, too!
Oh my god.
Dude, sweat is dripping into my eyes.
I am- I'm gonna go blind, man.
Where is everybody?
Oh Lord Jesus!
We got a skedad of skadoodle!
I'm sweating!
I'm sweating bullets!
100 degrees, California.
100 degrees!
Sound engine? Oh my god, it's an engine that I think needs fixing. Oh, let's get it, girl
We got this. We got this. We got this speed speed is the element speed is the element you're you're not speeding
You're not speeding why wouldn't you commit why wouldn't you commit?
Bro wiggle wiggle wiggle
Wooo!
Man, I landed some of those in a row.
Pretty good, dude.
Woo!
Hot damn!
No, don't kill me, please.
Please, don't do it.
Save me.
We only need one more engine.
We could do it, I swear.
I swear we could do it.
All I need is a little rescue.
Is that her over there?
Yeah it is.
Oh!
No!
Why is he gonna cat me?
He's really gonna cat me.
Oh my lord Jesus.
Oh lord Jesus?
I mean it worked.
You got another person as a result.
Oh
I can't get something longer somebody's got oh dude. They're like so far away. They're looking out for themselves at this point
how rude I
Managed to get every single skill check damn it
damn it
Oh Jesus
Sacrifice. We were so close. We were literally so close to winning. That was a good game.
Dude, not a bad first game, though. That was pretty good. Alright, let's try in some codes in a limited cash pool.
Let's do it, let's do it. We got codes to twine. Alright, let's see. What are we going to start with?
I can only see like a limited amount of my size, so I'm gonna have to go over and change it.
Oh shoot, saturation levels. I'll mess that. Hold on.
I'll load a cam, one sec.
Oh-ho! There we go.
Alright!
Time to enter some coals!
Let's start it off. What do we have? Six five three nine?
What else? 6-6-1-4?
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We're running out of space, let's do these three codes, let's see if any of them cracks
it and you'll win it all.
That one didn't work, uh, 6649?
We have 6630.
Okay, okay.
None of those worked, but damn.
Some pretty good guesses, I'm not gonna lie.
Okay, okay. None of those works, but damn. Some pretty good guesses, I'm not gonna lie.
Woo! My goodness.
Many wishing to the man good luck. What's up, stealth? How you doing, man?
Oh, alright.
Surviving this heat is what I'm doing. Currently.
because oh lord Jesus it's hot
Pigeon wants to get it in the code
all right all right what is it 6 6 4 5
let's do it I think we have time right
or should I save for the next one next
lobby let's see next lobby next lobby
don't worry I got you Pigeon feel free
to get more guesses in though listen
there's there's a lot of money adds to
the bank now there's a lot of money
Dude we've reached so many thresholds. There's a pretty good sum of money in that looted prize ball right now
Whoo and listen if you're gonna get any guesses in now it's time to do it because 50% off those redeems. Oh
Shoot, they're there already damn
Why do I have to spawn right in front of them dude? It's a hundred and nine where I am. Wait, where are you at?
What state what country oh shoot, what are they doing? No?
Wait, that's cheating! What do they have the little thing over there?
Is there any way to break it?
Let's see.
There's no way to break that?
Oh, that is so stupid.
Oh, what's happening? Oh no, somebody's getting attacked!
Red maybe, okay.
Let's go this way then, dude.
It's a hundred and seven over there? Jesus Christ!
Dude, that's way too much.
I'm not gonna lie that's like way too much
I'm already sweating over here, but only because I had to turn up my AC so that my
My whole fuse box doesn't literally explode
Due to the heat normally, it's not a problem, but when it's like reaching this 98 weather. Oh, it's tough
I'm not gonna lie. It's tough dude
Are there any channels?
Uh, I'm just here where the numbers are being added so they don't get repeated.
There isn't, but you can take it upon yourself if you want to just, like, do a mental recording.
Where you just take notes or add it to your phone.
There's nothing against that.
I don't know, uh, Toonamand, do you have a system that you want to share with the people?
Yeah, let's go help this person out.
Off the hook you go. Let's go.
Chop-de-chop. Liquity split.
Now, one. Bolted. Bolted.
Woo!
Hey, that was pretty clean, though.
Why are you coughing all over the place? Jesus.
You're coughing on me! You're coughing on me!
Okay, wait, let me help you out now.
You know what? It's so stupid that you can't repair somebody while they're repairing the engine.
Oh, shoot!
I think somebody's getting their skull smashed in, unfortunately.
No, I just been guessing numbers that come to my head. Okay, okay. I mean that's the way to do it
Oh, I'm so sorry. I am so sorry that it's so embarrassing the killer is definitely gonna be coming this way now
Jesus Christ
What's my favorite killer on DVD? You know what there's some new ones that I really want to check out
But I gotta say maybe the uh, oh you want to help us yeah jumping on this. Oh, where you going?
Where'd she go? Or is she over here? I can't see. She might be over here. I don't know.
We're almost almost down with this engine. It'll be worth it.
Now what's her name?
The one with the hatchet with the pig case is pretty cool where you get to throw the hatchets and then you...
Why am I coughing? I never got hit.
Damn, somebody's stinking up the place and we're getting infected somehow.
Which I... oh shoot!
Wait, that's gotta be a new one because I don't remember anybody being able to do that here. Let me go save this one.
Oh my god. Oh no, she's good. I thought she died. I was like, what? Wait, is there a way we could fix ourselves?
There's no way we could fix ourselves.
We just gotta get clear of the area, maybe.
Oh lord, did I just hulk? Dude, I hulked up along, essentially.
Wait, this washing machine, is that what it's for?
Ah, cure my sickness, let's go.
God damn drink the holy water drink it. I
Think they added a new resident evil one. Oh
You might be right
You might be right. Yeah, it might be this one for all I know
Me Goku from fortnight in it dude that would go too hard man
No, you know the you know who'd be sick
Goku Rose or Rose. I don't know how they call it
But the one with the pink hair since he's like the evil one. I think they call him black Goku
Oh, here, let me help you out.
Oh, you're just sick.
Okay, never mind.
You gotta get cured.
Go find a holy water.
Holy water barrel.
Um, since he's like the evil virgin of the Goku, dude, him walking around there, that'd
be pretty sick.
Wait, where do I go?
You need help?
I can't help you.
Yo, let's go find a- let's go find an engine though, right?
Yo, let's go find an engine though, right?
Come on!
Where'd you go?
Dude, where'd she go?
Oh no.
Oh no.
Woohoohoohoo! No.
Hold on.
Let's not move for a little bit.
Oh, they're getting hit by somebody else!
Oh Lord Jesus!
Eh, you don't want my booty, I swear!
You don't want my booty!
We're gonna bolt it.
Wait, somebody's down, right?
I think?
Ooh, she's over there. Okay.
Oh, this is an engine right here. Perfect.
Hmm, let's get it.
Ooh, I gotta get a feeling about this one.
I think I'm gonna be able to fix it.
Glad to be Super Saiyan.
Man, I haven't watched some of the new, uh,
Dragon Ball stuff, too.
The music makes it more suspenseful.
Yeah, I know. You know what's funny?
I think I have my personal playlist playing.
Fudge bars with Nutella as a spread on some bananas, okay?
That's what I feel right now. I can't believe I messed that up.
I can't believe I missed that check one, dude.
Anyways, that's about to say I have my personal playlist, I think.
I don't know if you guys can hear it, though. I usually put it really low.
Just anytime there's, like, silent parts of the game, so that there's, like, some, you know, some cautiously, some good music.
hey have a good night man we'll see you later dude and yeah hopefully we'll get
some better weather it's not gonna clear up any time soon because of a global
warming but hopefully next weekend we'll see some cooler weather dude I can't
even imagine though a hundred dude a whole seven degrees more is insane to
name that is so much damn two people got on the hood no bueno we only need a
three engines too hundred seven does somebody say a hundred and nine dude
it's insane wait to the man what did you say what was it over there like a hundred
and one hundred and five
Wait, what's going on?
We about to get these engines?
No!
The last person is down!
Oh, and I just fixed an engine, dude.
And I gotta go clean myself up.
Wait, where are they at?
I feel like I can clean myself up and then...
Ooh.
Okay, wait, why are they doing that?
While they're doing that, right?
Can I do this really fast?
And they won't know anything about it.
Quickly now!
Oh, they're dead!
Dang it!
Dang it, that sucks.
Wait.
Wait, they're all dead?
Oh, dude. Okay.
Am I- Oh, shoot!
You don't- you don't see me.
You don't see me!
Woo!
Woo!
One point!
What?
What was that?
Wait, what did she just lunge at me?
Tobrikeloces?
She literally has Tobrikeloces.
Oh, man, it was a good game.
I thought we had this one, I'm not gonna lie.
If those two survivors didn't get hooked down in the basement, I think we had it, man.
Dang it!
Like, it's a hundred over there, right?
Which is standard A, but all throughout next week it'll be like a hundred and eight in
a bug.
That's literal insanity, man.
I can't even imagine, because what I'm dealing with right now, is like I said, I have no
AC in here right now.
Just to secure like the stream is up and then when the rebroadcast is up. I'll definitely turn it back on. Oh
Let's get those blood points, but I'm like drenching right now. Yeah, I'm so sweaty
I'm sweat
Completed daily rituals noise
No ice
Whoo. Oh, yeah, no AC is rough dude
Well, my body's kind of getting used to it right now
I'm just imagining this is like a sauna. A little nice, you know, spot treatment. Basically.
A little spot treatment going on right now, man.
Ooh! Don't be jelly, y'all. Don't be jelly.
A little nice spot treatment. It's okay.
Alright, let's get another one. You know what? I might want to be that other girl, though.
I just don't like, uh, let's see. I actually don't know what she does.
Oh, she could sprint while, or not sprint, but like walk faster while she's crouched.
That's one of her abilities, right?
You know what? Let me play her again, but like, bring with me a med kit or something.
This thing, yeah.
Dude, I have like seven of these though.
Camping a...
Yo, yeah, you can get one of those.
And then, oh shoot, okay.
I think I have time to adjust it in here.
Alright, let's get to the Luna prize vault, by the way.
Let's see, let's see.
So we're going to do Pigeon, right?
I think that's where we left off at.
Let's try in some codes for Pigeon.
Woohoo!
It's hot!
6, 6, 4, 5!
6, 4, 8, 9!
6, 4, 9, 0!
Woo! None of those!
None of those! What?!
Well listen, those are some good guesses.
Those were some pretty good guesses.
Okay.
There's some pretty decent cash in the Lunar Cash Vault.
So if you want to get your redeem in to see if you get a code, hello.
Microphone? Testing. One, two, three.
Um, god damn it. I didn't get a chance.
to adjust my loadouts.
Woo!
Europeans are like,
yeah, I know dude, they're dying over there.
They're literally dying.
Like literally.
A lot of their buildings are old and got lost
for hurting people from
AC's putting into them because
they like their old buildings
that they want to preserve.
It's kind of like Canada.
It's kind of like Canada. But what do you mean like
they can't put an AC in there? Like in the window?
You're saying that they wouldn't allow like the hose in the window type thing?
Fall beans laughing.
Ha ha ha!
Fall beans like it.
I am dying.
Literally.
Ha ha ha!
Just withering away there.
I'm dying.
How is it over there man?
What's the weather today over there?
And thank you for the sub dude, I appreciate it.
What is that now?
Uh, they've subscribed for 12 months.
Currently on a 7 month streak.
Let's go!
Woo woo!
Woo woo!
Ay ay ay ay!
Not bad dude.
I'm trying to visit Canada at some point. Listen, that's probably where you're gonna get the cold weather at
Okay, okay, let's see
Who'd she mama? It's hot
Oh shoot
Wait, where they at? Why don't I hear harpy? Oh, you're getting you're getting chased and you're you're right next to me
Can you not?
Wait, where are they?
Well, let's go find an engine.
How about that?
Let's get some things done.
How about that?
Where the heck are the engines around here?
How many do we have to fix?
Five?
God damn.
Dude, I haven't come across a single engine yet. What is this?
Detot weather. Yeah, absolutely, dude.
I don't know, like an AC unit. I'm sure they got fans.
Well, I mean, Fallen Beads can clarify for us. Fallen Beads, what, um...
What do they allow over there?
Tootleman is basically saying, in case you missed the context, that you're not allowed AC units because they want to preserve the old buildings.
That's like a law. But I don't understand, like, window ACs.
Why they wouldn't be allowed since they're not really messing with anything structure-wise I don't understand like a
In an indoor unit type thing. I forget what it's called central air. There you go
In some countries
This game is timeless yeah, I know it's it's pretty good dude like if you like it's it's got a great blend of horror with
I mean there's tons of other games like this one
But I think they have like they're like the the fortnight of this type of game mode where you're surviving and all that stuff
And there's like one killer
Because they've capitalized on like all the killers
Okay, where do I hear this engine oh?
It's right here. Well, let's get it
Let's do it
Beaked seat up beat seat up
We'll go get that guy from the hook eventually
Pink promise.
Aw, I think he's gonna head up here now.
He's gonna head up the staircase and go here.
Thousand percent.
Yeah.
Oh no. Dude, why is he sprinting?
Look at that!
Uh-oh.
Oh lord, Jesus!
What was that?
Okay, let me go help up.
Let's go help our friend.
Let's go help our friend.
Quickly. Quickly now.
Jesus Christ. No! Oh, okay, good.
Damn, dude. That's crazy.
Man, where are the Engines at?
Dude, who is that? That's another new killer.
I don't remember them being around, dude.
I'm gonna take a look at the killers, uh, the new ones.
After this game. Just to see.
Oh, he's around me.
me wait did you see me I don't know what he does do but laugh I check he can
tell for always right there he saw me he saw me now
Now!
This particular Christ!
Holy Christ!
This creepy man!
Woo! Woo!
Ha ha ha!
Duke him!
Woo! Woo!
No!
Woo!
Woohoo!
Now you don't! Now you don't!
No!
You got me, dude.
Wiggle, wiggle, oh shoot.
Wiggle for my life!
Make it difficult for him.
Damn, still got him.
Help me!
Oh, yeah, it's the Resident Evil dude.
I'll wear a Wesker.
Resident Evil dude.
Aw, wait, from which one?
Village?
That's the only one I played recently was the Resident Evil Village.
Oh, shoot.
Wait, you over there in the back, help me!
Ha ha ha!
Quickly now while he's dealing with the other dude!
Brah.
Now like the older games.
Oh, okay, okay.
No limits, no laws on AC's here.
Oh, AC Haven!
Ha ha ha!
That's good, dude.
Dude, that'd be like literally inhumane.
Why'd you do that to me, me?
Mwaah!
Holy momma!
No, I can't!
Wait, where is he?
Run!
Run!
Hold on, I can bend myself.
That's why I literally got this.
Let's do it.
God damn.
It's hot.
Okay, we can go on a rescue mission for him.
In a second.
Oh no, am I getting infected?
Oh, I'm gonna run out of my med thing.
It worked though, right?
Okay, it worked.
Can I do this?
Ah, he's gonna come over here.
A thousand percent he's gonna come over here.
Or maybe not.
Dude, I'll take it.
I was down there.
Everyone is dying!
Ah, it's that dude's second hook. Okay.
I'm close to finishing that do we have no engines this seems like the type of game where I'm gonna have to be like the last survivor I
Got a feeling I might be able to fix this engine though the one
Add a little respect to the survivor
side of things
Get one engine at the very least dude. Well, he's smacking around that
Oh
Come on, collect it, we almost got it.
We almost got it.
It's right there.
2%!
2% baby!
Dude, I'm literally, I'm literally gonna have to shower after this.
I feel my shirt drenched in sweat.
Thank God I was wearing my tennis shirt today, dude.
I don't think I could do this.
Oh, oh, wait.
He's gonna go up those stairs.
Uh oh.
He's really gonna camp that person?
That's bizarre.
Oh, because there's a lot. No, they're dead. They're dead.
Okay. Let's go open this chest. Hopefully there's like a medic in there.
How do I... Dude, I'm getting infected. How do I clean myself up?
Oh, he saw me. Okay, what is it? What is this?
Spray self? What does that do? I gotta run. What does that do?
Oh, it takes care of the virus!
Let's go.
That's pretty cool.
Oh, hold on to the spray.
Damn!
Is that that dude's- oh my god, okay.
Maybe I can find the hatch.
We gotta find the hatch.
I might still be able to make this one.
How did he find me? How did he find me? You're kidding me. Oh shoot! What?
What? I didn't know I was gonna survive still.
Please spare me. I swear to God. Take that.
You weren't really gonna let me spray myself, dude. Come on.
God damn it. I'm gonna wiggle so hard.
Despite you. Come on. Wiggle it up, baby. Wiggle it up, baby.
I made it let's go I'm out of here I'm out of here
Catch me on the other side. I'm out of here
That's pretty good
That's pretty good, dude
No, he finally got me. Hey take my chance. Take my chance escape come on
I want to be
Jesus Christ
Sweat and bullets dude sweat and bullets. All right
You guys want to get some Luna cash vault codes in feel free to do it now
Now, it's available.
Base cash prize in the vault that you can win.
Four-digit code, you can redeem a hint
if you want to get the second digit.
Right now, somebody redeemed a one-digit hint,
which is six, so the code, the four-digit code
starts with a six if you want to get your guesses in.
And today only, 50% off the redeem itself.
So normally it's 200 channel points to guess code,
and it's only 100 for today.
If you want to do it, now's the time to do it, alright?
Hey, there you go.
Dragon Time's set in the way.
Ooh!
And if we reach thresholds, I add money to Bank.
Every time we reach it, which means right now it's got a lot of money stored up inside of the vault.
Compared to its base price.
So, there's going to be a juicy win for somebody.
Whoever cracks the code, the lucky winner, to guess it, will get a nice juicy...
Juicy cash prize.
Woo!
Oh my god, I'm literally sweating bullets.
Literally sweating bullets over here.
Ah, let's see, let's enter these codes.
Ugh!
Let's do it! Let's see if any of these win a cash prize inside.
What do we have? 6-6...
Oh, that didn't work!
What do we have? 6-6-2-2?
That didn't work. 6-7-7?
That's 6-4-7-1?
Woo! None of those worked, man!
None of those worked!
Hey, we're getting pretty close to another threshold.
Oh my goodness.
AC not working?
For you over there?
There you are.
Uh-oh.
What happened to my camera?
Hello?
My camera's bugging.
What happened to my camera?
Hello?
Camera?
It turned off.
My camera turned off.
Uh-oh.
That's not good.
Hello? Camera? It turned off! My camera turned off! Uh oh! That's not good.
Oh is it overheated? Dude I think it's overheated. Jesus Christ, what's going on today dude?
What is going on today? It's literally overheated, man.
Oh my God.
Okay, I guess let me let it cool down for a little bit. I don't know.
Oh, dude, if I wasn't sweating so much.
Who would have thought you had to hop in a shower after a stream?
I literally got a full blow and get a full shower after this.
I'm sweat.
Uh, so yeah, looks like the camera's overheating.
So I gotta let it cool for a little bit.
Little bit.
But in the meantime, um, let's see.
I guess I could put up like a mean in the meantime.
Peppa the frog maybe?
a little pepe let me see I'm gonna get the bugs bunny actually I love the bugs
bunny me hold on
I'm not gonna fit vertically though
you
you
you
you
you
Oh my god, I'm spitting!
I'ma turn my camera on in a little bit, okay?
Oh my god, I'm spitting!
Oh my god, I'm sweating.
I'm gonna turn my camera on a little bit, though.
Like, maybe in like 10 minutes, 15 minutes or so.
Just to give a chance to cool down.
Okay, let's see.
Let's take a look at a loadout.
What do we need?
Add-ons.
Oh, I still have this.
Isn't it like busted?
Or it's gonna use another one, like automatically.
Increase the chance of triggering skill check.
Whoa! Why would I want to do that? Increases healing speed by 50%.
Let's use that. Increases healing speed by 25%.
A highly absorbent pad. Cool!
Offering. We have like a ton.
Tremendously increases the chance of spawning the hatch in the kill shack.
Okay, cool. Pretty cool, pretty cool.
Good read.
He really ignored us? What happened?
Oh, good, I was setting up this big Chungus image, takes time.
Gotta open up Google, gotta download the image.
OBS is really slow.
Here, let me scroll back. Big Junkman's dead.
Oh, Yuki, subscribed! Tier 2, what is that? 29 months, let's go.
I would do the Mariachi time scene, but there's no camera.
Oh, let me put Big Chungus in there, hold on.
We can still do it.
One second, we'll get big Chungus celebrating this. One second.
Hey! Wow!
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Get a big Chungy.
It's beautiful!
Woo! Okay. Let's do it. I hear somebody fixing an engine right now. And I'm gonna try and
help them out. Somebody see me? Where are they? Oh, Lord Jesus. Run? Run! Who is that?
Hey, you missed. You missed.
Okay, how'd it get me there?
Oh...
No! No!
Run away.
Crawl away.
Crawl, I swear.
I swear.
Yeah, I was pretty quick, I'm not gonna lie.
I heard the heartbeat, but I wasn't sure if it was like, on me. You know what I mean?
Look, look, look, look. We got somebody right there, it's fine.
there's somebody right there help me help me my savior help me oh thank you
so much oh my god thank you so much oh god yeah give me those back scratches
Get it to me.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
What? We fix this? Let's go. Let's do it.
We got this. Ain't nobody going to challenge us.
Otherwise they'll face the rare.
a big junkies
was it not just the sub? okay hold on you know how intense it could get
when I'm in the middle of repairing an engine give me one second
yeah
it's got an intent over here man
Wooooo!
It's a ah!
It's real ah!
Oh!
Job well done.
That was a job well done.
Got him now.
We got to reach out to have Super Pickel.
That's your pickle in there.
Bruh.
What is the best perk in my opinion?
Probably uh...
Yeah, that one.
I'll say that one for sure.
Thousand percent.
That'd be my best one.
That'd be the best perk.
In this game.
And you know, I am a veteran of this game.
30 plus years playing this never been killed once no killer has ever gotten me
on a hook oh oh shoot move it oh shit wait why is he literally going for me
Is he insane?
Officer Pickle, inbound.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Fortnight party?
Run!
Run!
Run!
Run!
Oh dang.
That's unfortunate.
Oh dang, that's unfortunate.
Okay.
I'm sweating, it's so hot, it's so hot!
burnt out literally fuse box burnt out too so I came to turn my AC while I'm
streaming only during the rebroadcast I'm gonna have to turn off this computer all
the lights uh where is he oh shoot
The heat is literally making me lose my mind getting a fever over here thousand
degree in them. How are two people? Okay, let's go. Let's go for this, dude, then. Oh, shoot.
Oh, he's going to go back for this one. He's going to go back for this one. Wait, where's
do we do we not have another teammate? He's going to go back for this one. Or is he let's
GO!
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
He doesn't know.
He has no idea.
Whooo!
Jesus Christ!
Uhhhh... Yeah, let's do this.
I was trying to see if I was gonna use my magic.
Oh, my bad!
Dang it, can the killer see that? If I mess up?
Does the killer even... Why are you... Why are you moving?
Oh good, yeah, go for her. It's fine. I'll do this.
I'll do this. Why did that happen?
Why did this fully explode? Why did it fully explode?
Jesus Christ! Oh, he saw me, he saw me.
Ooh!
What?! But I have to perk?
Well, I don't get hit!
Run, just run. Just run.
It's okay. I'll be fine.
The killer can see you on the map when you when you mess up like in general, right? I figured
God damn it
Help me
Thank you
What is happening what is this skirt skirt skirt skirt
God damn it God damn it
Leave me be okay good
No leave me be
I shouldn't have moved you probably would have thought oh you're just gonna stand there, okay?
Regal for my life
What is that my second oh Jesus I'm dead. I'm sort of dead
told me the world is gonna roll me I ate the shop is to live
she was lucky unfortunate dude unfortunate holy smokes holy smokes
wakamoli uh what is this all daily rituals have been claimed already
Yeah, that's pretty good though. That's not bad now. We did um
What we get we got we got a few clutch revives though. That's not bad
You know what I'm expecting explode next is my airpods
Just literally my ears explodes
Can't handle the heat
Oh my god, it's hot Claude dad. Who's that?
Is that fall beads?
How'd you sneak your way into my lobby?
Alright, let's get it then.
Oh my god.
Here, let's take a look at Twitter. See what's trending.
Anything interesting?
Oh my god, did you guys see that whole thing about Biden being compared to, you know who?
Because of the lighting at his speech?
I thought that was crazy.
Pilot lands after threatening to crash plane in Mississippi.
What?
Pilot lands after threatening to crash the plane?
say a plane that was circling over northern Mississippi and whose pilot had threatened
to crash it into a Walmart store on Saturday landed safely, according to the Associated
Press and the governor announced that the situation has been resolved and that no one
was injured.
What are they, what are they, uh, promising?
Gift card at Walmart?
Hey, please, my brother, don't crash into the Walmart and we will give you an unlimited
supply of nacho cheese Doritos.
How about that?
He literally was like, OK.
OK.
Wait, so did you see it, Tooterman?
With that lighting on Biden?
I'm not going to lie, though.
Why would he do that at night with that lighting?
Where's your mind at?
Unless you were planning to use blue lights also with it
to make it like a red, white, and blue thing.
But that was crazy, dude.
That was like the worst decision.
Oh my god.
Dan Schneider's...
trending yet again.
This man can't catch a break.
I've been seeing this guy trend...
all week.
I think he's finally done for it's finally all coming out
Let me take a look at my loadout. Oh, yeah, that's why I was looking at the offerings. My early increases luck
Claims and I increased the distance between sacrificial hooks appearing in the world. Hey, that's pretty cool. That's a good one right there
Okay, what else?
Camping kit. I mean, yeah, let's use another one. They're pretty good. They're pretty good
Do I need to put any more blood points anywhere?
I mean we can, right?
Get more camping kits?
What is this?
What is this?
Brand new part?
Action is replaced with a install brand new part.
Installing the brand new part will automatically repair 15% of the generator over 5 seconds.
Dude, that's crazy!
Wait, that's pretty good!
Let's go for that.
That's crazy, man.
Let's get more medkits.
Level 26.
Ooh, we can get another one.
Oh, what's this?
Technician.
You are amped to handling machinery with the greatest care and precision.
The noises caused by your repairs and their hearing distance are reduced by 8 meters.
Ooh!
Okay.
Wait, that's pretty good. After performing a rush vault, breaking into a sprint, running speed...
Oh, that was pretty good too, dude. The rush vault.
Sorry, I didn't ready up. Oh, no, I did ready up. So it's not my fault.
So we're fine. Um, hold on. Back to the bloodline.
Wait, which one do I want to go for? I can only go for one, huh?
100%... 150% of your normal running speed for a maximum of three seconds.
Interesting. I feel like this one would be good on her, man.
That one'd be super good on her, but I also like this, you know what?
Yeah, what the?
Goddamn give me a second
Give me a second
That's one of the best ones wait, which one?
You know why Dan Schneider is trending?
Dude, what other reason would Dan Schneider be trending if not like literally the only reason?
That he trends
He's going he's only got one reason to trend
It's crazy, but recently there's an article that came out. So it's it's even more public now. That's why
It's getting a lot more attention as opposed to like just some viral tweets
Think it was insider insider wrote a little piece
Because he's such a nice guy
Says to the main
Wait, uh stealth, which perk were you talking about by the way?
The fault one or the the repair one?
I think the fault one is like pretty good because as you're running away and stuff that speed
like would give me a chance to just constantly do that over and over right
is there a cool down period for that like can I just keep vaulting over things
and getting that speed man when I'm a killer I feel like I go up against people
with that all the time the thing means and that's how they're able to like just
run around in circles I'm never able to catch them the vault one right dude okay
yeah I'm gonna get that one after this one
Oh
It's so hot. It's so hot
Yeah, I know the repair one is pretty good, too. I don't think I'll be able to get it. It's like a one one thing only
I'll start with a ball. I'm sure it'll pop up somewhere else as I level up
Follow me it's like we all know why I'm right back. Yeah, I don't know about that
Raccoon City wait, I've never been here before
This is the first time I'm on this map. That's pretty cool.
Whoa!
This is pretty cool, dude.
I like it.
Oh, there's a generator right here.
Okay.
Let's do it.
You want to jump on this with me?
Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy. Come on.
Somebody's getting attacked.
You're- you're gonna run away?
That's not cool dude.
That's literally not cool.
Bruh, and then does that.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, of course it's good.
Oh, what's that do with the knives?
Can we run?
Are we gonna run?
Okay, we're running.
We're running!
He's going up the stairs.
Okay, this is actually like a worst spot to be in.
He's going to see me.
He's totally going to see me.
He's going to come back here, right?
He didn't see me, he didn't see me.
He saw me, he saw me, he saw me, he saw me, he saw me.
Maybe?
Maybe not?
Maybe not?
Maybe not?
Oh my god, you really didn't see me?
Dude, that's insane.
Don't panic, I'm here.
Let's go.
Run!
He's right there.
Look.
Look.
Run!
Oh, sheesh.
This reminds me of Halloween Horror Nights.
This layout.
Oh dude, this is so cool though.
Man, speaking of Halloween Horror Nights,
I want to go so bad this year.
I want to go so, so bad.
You have no idea.
I'm really tempted.
I can fix this one.
Damn, that dude died real quick.
Jeez!
I think for Halloween hornites they're gonna do the same thing like the uh, what is it
purge. For that little tour bus thing. Ah, that looks so cool. I want to be immersed.
I love all the spooky aspects. I think I'm gonna be able to get this one. I'm sure he
He doesn't even know how to get in here.
Oh, they're over there. Yeah, they're pretty far away. I think I got this.
Wait, what's Fallen Dean's doing?
You fixing an engine, dude?
What was that noise?
God.
That's definitely the noise I'm gonna make when I'm getting stabbed.
Oh!
Eugh!
Wahoo!
Okay, run.
Time to go.
What is everybody here?
Is this like a... can I go through here? No?
It's all blocked off.
We got another engine fix. Let's go. That was falling beans. Okay, good. Good. Good. Good.
I don't even know how to get out of here.
All right, follow me. We got a decision make. We go help this dude, or we just focus on the engines. We got three more to do.
He's probably getting camped. Not gonna be able to do anything about it.
I was right there, see he's gonna see me.
Run, run run run run run run run run run run run.
He sees me, hahaha!
No, he's upstairs!
I don't know how to get up there.
Is there stairs?
Oh, shoot!
Oh, shoot!
Oh, it's over here.
I got you!
I-I don't got you!
OKAY!
Somebody else is g-
You're dead!
Useless!
Useless!
Okay, no lie though, this is like probably the worst map for that dude to be in.
Right?
Oh, shoot!
There's all the corners and stuff.
Oh my god, did I do a thing?
I think I did a thing.
That's kinda rude.
Ouchie!
You know he's mad dude.
He had to hit me again!
You know he's mad!
Have you tried out the Strange Things Killer Demogorgon?
Have you tried out the Strange Things, Killer Demogorgon?
Haha, yeah, I don't like it.
No, you know what?
It's not that bad.
I just, I haven't played it enough to like really know how to utilize it, but it's not
that bad.
It's not that bad.
At the, in the beginning, I really did hate it though, because I, I didn't know how to
play him or anything like that.
Woo!
Nice rescue, nice rescue.
I'm just following you.
Here, should we go live right here?
I think we're good here, dude.
Maybe not.
No! He's really gonna chase us?
Okay. Run.
No! Why do you have to use the bat?
You don't want to use your knives!
You really don't want to use your knives!
So stupid.
Oh, I was doing so good on that, too. Still checked. I would have kept running if I known
he was just following that one pathway. That's crazy. He's gonna camp me. Oh, so stupid. He's
really gonna camp me huh no don't do it don't do it don't do it no he's just gonna
take me down and now I'm dead
man are the two teammates were useless they died instantly dude holy moly
That's crazy.
Woo!
He's hot.
I will start.
If there is one thing that I know,
it's that I'm gonna survive.
Unbelievable.
Literally, unbelievable.
Well, we did pretty good though.
Like, not horrible, anyway.
It could have gone way worse.
It could have gone way worse. I know that. It could have gone much worse.
Woof!
And I didn't get my loadout. Dude, I swear, I probably would have done so much better with this.
Uh, you know what? I'm gonna get that thing.
No! I can't get it! Ah, so annoying.
Alright, let's grab this stuff. Maybe we'll see it again somewhere.
Brand new part. What is this?
Let's get the brand new part.
I don't know what's this.
Tremendously increased the chance of being sent to...
without being burnt.
This is the dookie stuff.
We're just clearing the dookie stuff.
What else?
Ooh, what's this?
Each time a generator is completed, Darksense activates...
Oh, I think I need that, don't I?
Let's see, my loadout?
Oh, never mind, I don't...
Oh yeah, I do use it. Darksense.
Uh, wait, what am I gonna replace? Alert, your Q-Sensors are higher alert. When the killer performs a break action, the killer is revealed to you for 5 seconds.
I mean, that's been pretty useful to me.
You are fueled by unexpected energy when saving an ally. Keep their endurance status spec for extra survivors you unhook. Keep their endurance.
Keep their endurance movement speed. So this is like...
Okay, I see, I see.
Helping others heighten your morale. When you rescue a survivor from a hook, gain 100% speed increase.
While healing others.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
I'm like, pretending that each time the generator is completed.
Uh, the killer's revealed to you.
No, I don't think I need this one, honestly.
I mean, versus...
Let's do this one.
Yeah, let's do the vault, and then...
Your Q-sins are heightened. We get the rescue power here.
Let's do that. And for the Blood Web, I mean, we don't really have a reason not to get this, I guess.
Unless there's something else somewhere.
Grandma's cookbook!
Tremendously increases the chances of being sent to...
I mean, we might as well just get this.
In case I ever wanna go back to it.
And just get a bunch of other random stuff.
No need to read.
No need to read.
Do you have the decisive strike?
I don't think I do.
Let me take a look. I don't think I do.
That's one that I gotta get too.
No, I don't think I do.
Um...
But I will do this one instead now.
With this.
I wanna try it.
And then what's this?
Increase the toolbox sabotage speed by 15%.
Oh, sabotaging.
Preference killer from being notified when sabotaging a hook.
Ooh, that's pretty cool.
Ooh, wait.
pretty cool should do that let's try that hey I'm ready to go what's this calls
on the enemy to create two more chests sure
tremendously increases chances of being sent to Red Forest oh my good let's do
deluxe thing. For now. Man, I have so many blood points. Look at that. But I was busy.
I was doing, I was busy. What is this? I mean, it doesn't hurt to have like more perks,
you know. Available. Spunch. Ooh, oh, anti-hammered syringe. Noice. What is this? This is not happening
from your best when you're under extreme pressure. Ooh, sounds pretty good too.
Oh my god, I think I gotta get another drink.
It's literally too hot.
Like, I don't even know what would cool me off either.
In general, you know.
Hey!
Alright, well, let's see.
Is there any new um we got the hash vault redeems
How many more oh three new ones all right okay hold on oh get the milk yeah, I don't know about that
I am however obtaining a cheese stick because they're delicious.
Oh.
I love it.
Dude, gotta love cheesesteaks.
Kinda water.
Woo!
Alright, I'll try the codes after this...
match, by the way.
Oh.
Alright, let's get it.
We got this.
My camera might be functional...
After this match too.
Let's do it. Sneaky sneaky does it. Hey, where you going? Where you going?
Install a brand new part.
Oh shoot. Oh, let's go.
Let's go. I didn't know I had to do that. That's crazy.
Oh, but now it's going heck of slow. Yeah, help me out!
Dude, I can't wait to try the bolt thing.
you
you
you
you
you
I almost lost that one up.
Okay!
I'm doing pretty good.
I'm doing pretty good.
Let's...
Uh-oh!
C'mon!
C'mon!
C'mon!
C'mon!
C'mon!
We got this!
I'll take the heat!
I'll take the heat!
Recover!
Recover!
I'll take the heat, man!
C'mon!
Wait!
I'll fix it!
I'll fix it!
We got this!
Hey!
That a bing!
I'm gonna go save the other person.
Okay.
So, are you ready?
Yeah.
I'm gonna go save the other person.
I don't know if I'll be, uh,
able to get there in time.
We're almost there, we're almost there.
Liv.
Liv!
Liv! Oh my god, I'm here now!
I was just there, man.
I was literally just there.
We're set to wait two more seconds!
Literally like 0.2 seconds and then we're good to go.
Oh my god, but literally the boys on Amazon?
Top tier show.
Literally a top-tier chef.
Fallen Bean's dead.
Fallen Bean said,
I ain't going out like this.
And then they went out like that.
So now, I just gotta find the hatch, huh?
Okay, let's do it.
Let's do it. Uh-oh.
Crow!
Where'd the hatch at?
Always over there.
Did he find the hatch?
Is that why?
Can't I just open this door?
Aren't I allowed to do that once it reaches...
No?
I would still have to fix the generators?
Dude, that is so stupid.
Okay, it's all up to the hatch.
If I could find it, is this the hatch?
What would it be?
You think it's going to be in the center of the map?
Would it be down low?
be in a basement. No, I got the unlimited heal perk. It takes much longer to heal with.
Oh really? That's crazy dude. Collect it. And then do the team. Just so I can stop moaning.
I'm moaning all over the place.
Noice!
Alright.
Oh shoot!
Please tell me you didn't see me.
Please tell me you didn't see me.
I don't think you saw me.
The problem is there's no hatch on this side of the map, so we have to go in.
Alexa, stop!
I'm talking to you. Sheesh!
Is that the hatch?
Is that the hatch?
Sneaky does it.
Sneaky does it.
Come on.
We're to hatch it.
We're to hatch it.
Should I just try my luck by fixing these things?
That doesn't make sense, right?
It's better to just like...
try and find the hatch.
God damn it.
Oh my...
Oh!
Let's go!
Let's go!
I did it!
Escape!
Baby!
That's what I'm talking about!
Oh my god, easy peasy.
Easy peasy, man.
Jesus Christ.
Alright.
I told you it would be worth it.
I knew it.
So now I know what the hatch looks like, like a thousand percent.
See, I wasn't like certain certain.
I thought it would just be the thing where you have to open it.
I didn't know, I didn't know it was gonna already be open for you.
Woo!
That was pretty good dude.
That was a good game.
That dude had no idea where I was.
was he must have been scratching his head dude going huh literally that whole time
all right we got one more let's go one more in I'm gonna finish up the
The T-Stick?
I'm gonna turn my camera.
For the last one.
Man.
This is a really good T-Stick.
Now I got a lot.
It's pretty good.
I know that feeling though as a killer.
When there's like only one more up, are you doing so well?
And then they just escape.
It's one of the most annoying feelings.
Alright!
Let's get my camera work.
I
Think it's working
Like the Lord Jesus I'm back
I'm back big time. Let's get out of here
The big jungles meme, it's a little update, it's still hot, it is still hot, damn I gotta
Come on, camera focused. Hello.
It reset the settings.
There we go.
Alright, let's get this last game.
See if we can all survive.
As for, that'd be pretty epic.
Since we haven't done it yet.
It'd be pretty nice. I'm not gonna lie.
Man, but we did get that one win though.
We got that one win.
It feels pretty good.
Feels pretty good.
Woo!
My goodness.
Dude, that was the most epic cheese stick that I've had in a while.
It tastes so good.
I don't know why, but it just tastes so good.
In this heat?
Ugh.
I can't wait to shower after this.
Drenched in sweat.
Luckily in my, essentially, gym clothes.
I'll take it.
It'll do me some sweaty work out here.
Dude, it's gonna take forever for this room to cool up again once I put the AC back on.
It's gonna take so long.
Because this place is like basically an insulator where it just traps
you
you
you
you
you
It's in, like, a real creepy spot.
Real dark spot.
I couldn't see it.
Hey, uh-huh.
Let's get these skill checks.
Dude, this is a really cool map.
Oh, she hears me!
She's gonna come over here.
Oh, good.
killing somebody else they're literally killing somebody else man I'll take it
after a cool down yeah okay that's probably why them
halfway there come on come on come on is that our strategy she's getting people
down falling beans go help them out I'm halfway on the one of the engines halfway
60% easy unless you're fixing one right now too then we'd be down to which is not
that big damn they're dead already holy smokes those fast yeah I know score
killing them listen as long as it's not me I'm down to find another hatch but I
am doing my objectives okay I fixed one engine already and I'm trying to fix one
right now I think they're coming this way over right there oh shoot it's not
gonna get you run
please don't please don't please start bolting it are they behind me
what's with the music are they behind me how'd you do that oh that's so stupid
why can't the freaking that was blocking me oh it's a hot-shot lady oh dude
I was doing so good on the skill check okay where the phone needs that dude
that's crazy should I take one chance to leave
I might
Unless you want to save me save me
Never mind
Appreciate it, but run they're gonna come this way
Vault them up. Oh shoot. Yeah, what if we do this?
What if we do this? Okay
Unless they hear me, right? Oh, I'm making too much noise
I'm making way too much noise here. Let's leave
Let's leave since they're distracted with one person
Can I hide behind this thing?
They're camping them they're camping them
Give me one second, and I'm gonna go over there. Just give me one second. I hear her singing and she's right here. Oh
Oh, shoot. Oh, Mother Teresa. Oh, that was close. Oh, no. You missed. I'm out of there.
Sprint, 150% speed. You can't catch me. I'm too fast. I'm too clean.
Save yourselves!
Ha ha ha!
Save yourselves!
Oh man, I'm out of here.
It's time to boogie.
Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak.
Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
It's the Daddyskadoodle.
It's the Daddyskadoodle.
There's one person up.
Help me. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
Wait.
They're not gonna know where I am.
Pauly's made it out!
Oh my god, that's amazing!
They're not gonna know where I am.
They're not gonna know where I am.
Right here is the perfect spot!
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Let's see. No, they got Pauly's down again. Dang it!
Okay, I can only pray that, uh, here, let me do the recovery, I guess.
One person's over here! That's the other teammate! Let's go!
I'm trying to, I'm trying to speed up the recovery right now.
Oh, let's go.
Ooh, they're pretty far away too. Okay.
Okay. What are you doing?
Bruh! You really messed up that single-
The one time you must have a skill check. Oh, we're totally dead, dude
The killer can see that right?
What are you doing? Why are you moving?
Why are you moving? You want to heal me? Heal me
I got hit with a hatchet dude
All I hear is a
and then literally right at my temple.
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger in it
Jesus Christ
Why are you hovering over me?
Leave me be
And why you doing that?
No, he got hit wait. I might still be able to find a hatch. I
Believe if he gets hooked and he dies a lot of things even that fast enough, huh?
Where'd she get hooked
That's the dude. That's the dude.
What the?
No he found me. God damn it.
Are you stupid?
No!
Nooo!
I was doing so good!
Dang it!
Can I have your hand?
No!
No!
Oh!
I am so bad!
Dang it!
No!
Let's go.
No!
Dude, I was doing so good, man.
Oh my god.
Woo!
Sweaty work out here.
It'll be some sweaty work.
Jesus Christ.
But not bad. That was a pretty good game.
The map was nice.
I'd say that was pretty close.
We made some pretty good plays, too.
Decent teammates.
I think the first dude just left.
Because I think he only got hooked like once, no?
All of a sudden he was dead. Went straight to the other side. Literally straight over there.
Crazy.
Oh, look at that! Very close to the other threshold by the way, of adding more money to Lunar Cache Bolt.
Okay, but, that being said...
Uh, oof, I got a P. Might have time for one more if it's fast. I don't know though.
These games usually take like about 10 minutes, right? 10-50 minutes.
I think I could do one last one then in that case since they take that long. Let me see what my loadout is
Toolbox, but I still want the toolbox do the vault thing really worked out man when I when I did my vault I was just
And I was able to make that rescue clean
Let's see one of these I really like that thing that was so good
What else illuminate skill checks?
while repairing the toolbox. Oh, that's awesome!
What about this? Increase the toolbox to spare? Repair speed?
Perfect. Done. Alright, that's ready up. I think I have time for one more.
I have to wipe off more sweat.
And let me go pee as I get ready for this one.
I'll be right back.
Oh my god. It's like paradise in the other room. Compared to this room, dude. That's
crazy. Alright. Ready to go. Let's do it. It's too bad they don't allow you to do like
any Fortnite dances. How was I able to turn? Dude, how was I able to turn like that? What
I click I don't even know that clicked I was able to turn like that damn oh my goodness well
Welp. Any more code redeems?
Everybody wanna get their code in?
For the Luna Prize Vault?
Before we end things off.
Whoa, momma.
Oh, drying time's gonna do it.
All right, let's see what kind of kisses you're gonna pull up
John Whitney for being the game I mean fair
We got into a match. Oh, so I'll do those codes in a second. How many do we got four codes to end
Ooh, listen we're halfway there five more code redeems, and I'll add more money more money to the lunar prize vault
Which man it's stacking dude. It's stacking with cash right now
You guys want to add some more?
Like I said whoever gets the the lucky code that cracks it
It's gonna be real happy with the cage. Oh
My god, it's a dead body we don't want to end up like her
Why do we hear a heartbeat?
Are they below me?
That's right, that's what's really good about a Feng Min.
You can move at the same speed while walking, or like a faster speed anyway.
This is really nice.
So let's do that.
Oh, we're looking around for an engine.
I'm hearing a heartbeat!
I kinda wanna have these down already, so that...
Oh, but then he could just break them, huh?
Okay, let's not do that.
Well, let's fix this.
Uh, toolbox repair.
Do it!
Okay, good. He's decently far away. Decently. And I have my thing that eliminates skill
checks, right? Oh, no! But it's done. Just like that. It's over. But I might be able
to get this.
Ooh!
Ooh!
That one's pretty good.
Where is everybody else?
What are they doing?
They're fixing some engines?
Nobody's gotten hit yet.
That's pretty cool.
Is that a person?
What is that?
Was that a crow?
Oh, nice! We got one. Okay.
Hey, this might be a four-man survivor type game.
We got one so far.
Ooh! We're about to get two.
And hopefully three with somebody else.
Okay, still pretty far away from me.
Nice! Dude.
We all are... We all managed to get one, I think. Let's see.
I'm about to finish mine up.
Go go go go go go go go.
Hey! There are two engines! Let's go!
With nobody hit, nobody getting on a hook.
That's pretty good!
I do want to know where the hatch is, just in case.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
Where? Where?
They're over here.
Oh shoot. Is that them?
They're on that side.
Which side are you on?
I need to chillax for a little bit.
I don't want to expose my- We're doing so good.
We're doing so good, man.
We got momentum.
Let's go get these last two.
Is that one over there? No, that one's fixed right.
I think so, right? When all the lights are on?
Is that a person?
Spawn Beads. Where's the good-
Oh, they're over there. Okay, let's go this way.
Sprint this way.
Trying to find an engine.
Hey, it's a TV.
No engines?
Ooh, but there's this. Let's go.
I need myself a little chest.
Let's have a little chest. Be something good.
Well, we keep an eye out.
What's that? Is that an arm?
Oh my god, it's a map? Wait, what does that mean?
It reveals things, right?
I can't see.
What is it revealing?
Am I losing it?
I'm not seeing anything.
Did I just get scammed?
Or was the map at?
Uh-oh.
How do I use this?
What? What on Earth do?
Most useless map. Holy Christ.
It's supposed to reveal chests and stuff like that.
Yeah, I know.
Not a single thing got revealed though.
I didn't see any generators. Dude, I can't even find where the other generator is.
Unless we're camping it. Let's go. Somebody got it, at least.
I see falling beans over there.
Pull down. You can pull this down.
Lord Jesus Christ.
Of course.
Are they following you? Oh, boy.
I don't want to be the one that dies.
I don't want to be the one that dies.
Please, please, please. This is going to work. This is going to work.
This has to work.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let's go!
You have to be in a more specific zone for it to work.
Like radius, you mean that's what I figured but dude nothing was popping up. Okay. The good news is
They're like around there somewhere, but I think we can leave
Safely dude this is like
I'm sorry to say but this is like a really bad killer. Oh my god. He really did run past me. That's so funny
Are the generators down low is that why I
Mean we only need one more right? Oh that one's fixed. Oh shoot
Where are they?
I can't see.
Do we only need one more for this four man? I don't want to be part of it.
Where are they?
I don't know where-
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh shoot, nevermind.
They didn't see me. Okay, can we go to the other one? Is there only one or is there two?
Let's try and see if there's one on the opposite end.
Oh, shoot!
Wait, so they opened the door?
There's one in the opposite end. Let's go.
Right? I could open this, right?
Let's go.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Please let me live!
Oh, this is gonna be so cool.
I think we're about to get a 4-man for our last game.
That's not bad.
Let's go, let's go!
Oh! We did it! They're coming the other way!
Let's go! Sheesh!
Do we do this? Do we do this as they are...
...befounded? Do we do a little bit of this?
Oh man, the four man escaped.
No? They're not going to come over here?
Oh Jesus. Let's do it!
Woo!
The four man escape!
For the last game, it's not bad.
Oh, everyone did really good, dude.
Everyone was like, sneaky, fixing their engines.
Let's go.
Ooh, that last...
GGs, fallen beans, GGs.
That was a good one, dude.
Damn.
We got some blood points for that one.
Killer didn't get any of us once. Yeah, I know.
I was seen once but I was I managed to escape
Hide in a locker for like 10 seconds, and I don't know what was going on with them, dude
They were just they're like
What?
But who knows I'll take it the four-man escape is always fun to do but uh
unfortunately
That's gonna be it for today's live stream
I'm gonna leave you guys with a rebroadcast if you're new and you're watching
I put up a rebroadcast so that you can continue to stack up channel points that you were earning automatically
Just by watching the channel that you could use for in real life items
Redeems for this channel if you haven't already check out the redeems on the channel the gritty things as big as a
PlayStation 5 Xbox
$100 Amazon gift card and then some mid stuff like gaming snacks
If you want to get 40 bags of Doritos, cases of Pepsi, Reese's Cup, Sour Patch Kids, all those things.
And then of course, all the other redeems that you could do, like Luna Prize Vault for instance.
Um, but yeah!
Let's go ahead and, uh, wait, do we have?
Did I do them?
I can't, I can't tell if I did any of the, the guesses.
Did I do these already?
I don't remember.
Let's do them real quick!
Just in case.
The last set of codes!
Alright, let's see. We got 6, 7, 11.
6, 9, 9, 0.
6, 5, 2, 1.
6, 8, 2, 2.
6 9 3 6
Oh, none of those work which means the cash
Still up for grabs y'all
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Bye-bye!
What's up, what's up guys? How's it going? How's it going? Oh?
My goodness dude. I am ready to dive into some in sound mine
In sound mine is gonna be crazy apparently
Who's this guy who's this guy just coming in bam
Well, but the band, hammer, bam.
You know what's funny?
It says I'm unable to ban them.
It's very strange.
Good work.
Good work, Twitch.
God.
Anywho, yeah, in Soundmine is what I'm going to be playing today.
From what I understood, it was a little bit of horror, a little bit of problem-solving
and all that.
Luna knows what's up.
Luna knows, Luna knows.
Maybe I'm unable to do it from, like, the, uh, you know, the stride of the swing.
Oh, there we go.
Now it worked.
I wasn't able to do it from, like, the pop-out chat feature.
because I usually have my chat puffed out.
Luna, Luna, I'm sorry, I don't have any treats for you today.
Luna, Luna, I'm sorry.
You're gonna have to deal with a no treat stream.
It is what it is.
Sorry, I don't have any for you.
I know.
I didn't mean to not have any.
I just don't have any, so.
Next time.
Next time.
But, I will say that I am gonna be playing this game.
With the controller, uh-oh, should we just get it started?
Okay, first of all, the A button is a little in a different spot than I'm used to.
A, B, X, Y, is that how it normally is?
I guess so, like the traditional controller.
I'm used to the Nintendo Switch, so let's try it out, man.
Let's do it.
New game.
Do we have to click?
What do we click?
A or B?
Because none of them is working.
Why?
I can move around?
But A is not working for some reason.
None of the...
None of the buttons are working.
Hello?
It's weird too because I can do this.
I can move around the menu, but that's about it.
I clicked every single button on the controller.
You're kidding me. Can I do this? Can I do that? Maybe this is part of the game?
Maybe I'm supposed to figure it out.
Is there some way I'm supposed to figure this out? Dude, I'm telling you. Hold on. Maybe I can play like without.
Okay.
Select game difficulty.
But now I can't move. Up and down. That's what's so weird.
A casual experience focused on story and atmosphere.
A balanced experience, same story, more action.
Does that mean more action?
A true survival horror for experienced players.
Okay, hold up.
The...
Man, the controller's not working.
Let me connect it again.
Let me turn it off and turn it on.
Maybe it had too much of a time out.
Bro, I'm excited to try out the controller so it better work
It's literally the whole reason I got this dude I
Kind of want to see the story. Yeah same. I
Just want to I just kind of want the story in the atmosphere
So I want it more casual, you know
Since that's the whole reason I'm playing this game
The story here is really good.
Like what's the difference?
What kind of difficulty would it give me?
As far as like what the puzzles that they're gonna present to me?
Like the challenges?
Because then I'd rather just do easy.
I don't want to like brainstorm the whole time.
You know what I mean?
I want to get the feel of the story.
But I don't want it to be too easy too where it's just like I'm watching a movie here.
Although that's not a bad thing.
Okay, it's still not working.
Dude, what the freak?
Here, Luna cam for a second. Let's take a look at the uh...
Bluetooth. I mean it is connected, but how am I supposed to
use it? Isn't it just supposed to be automatic?
I know I might have to play without a controller.
That's so sad. Yeah it says connected. I mean, dude. Should I restart the game and try?
Let's restart the game now that I have the controller available.
It might just do it that way.
I mean, it's not like I clicked anything, right? There was no settings or anything, so...
Let's try it this way.
Bro, it's not even full screen!
Feel free to use any footage or screen captures of this game in live streaming, and let's play videos, music included.
Oh.
Okay, so look.
Eh?
No, it's still not working!
Settings?
That's super annoying. Let's go to settings, maybe controls.
Crouch control on, invert access.
I guess because it knows...
Oh, this is a PC game. That's why.
It's a PC game. It's not a... It's not controller.
Ahhhh...
Or, show controller layout.
Bruh.
Oh, X.
Well, X is to use.
But it's usually A, A or B, I guess.
I mean, that's exactly what I have, so...
Why won't it work?
Man, that's disappointing.
I don't get it.
And now what's funny too is once I use my mouse, which by the way I don't know why this isn't
full screen, once I use my mouse it doesn't even, oh but now it's doing this again, aww.
So yeah we'll do easy, can we do this?
What's QE?
Why doesn't it work?
Maybe it'll work in game you think?
I guess I could try, there's no, there's no risk trying it in-game, right?
Well, before I do that actually...
How do I get full screen? Where'd that go?
Wind-up, Jesus Christ.
Full screen, baby.
Or maybe there's an option here?
Apply changes.
No, I feel like it would be in the other one, right?
I mean, either way, I might have to use the keyboard and mouse if this doesn't work.
Camera sensitivity, aim toggle, sprint toggle, off.
Oh, that's the turn it off?
Oh, toggle, never mind, never mind.
So there's no options, huh?
Bam.
Okay, I mean, okay, it is what it is.
We'll go back, we'll start a new game, and I'll try to use it.
We'll test it out. We'll see we'll see
I'm a little bummed because like dude. It's literally the whole reason I got the controller
I guess I'm gonna have to return it if it doesn't work because
In theory it should work right?
In theory, I'm gonna blame the controller not the game as of right now
But yeah, how was everyone's uh night going so far morning daytime whatever time zone it is
Hopefully everyone's doing good
We create stuff a game studio. Modus. Modus TM.
Minecraft RumbleMing got hacked and the mods are hacked right now.
Hercule.
Hercule.
Oh.
Curiosity killed the cat.
You know a reference that is, by the way?
It's to Schrödinger's cat.
You didn't know.
Quantum physics.
That's how quantum physics was essentially the theory, the idea, was through the example
of Schrödinger's cat.
I'm just saying.
And the curiosity part is because when you look inside of the box, I mean, before you
even do anything, let's see if I can move.
How did I get down here?
It's not working.
Move, look around.
It wants me to use the, uh, it wants me to use, maybe if I disconnect my keyboard, it
will work.
But then I'd have to do the same for the mouse and that just doesn't make sense to me.
Dude, that's so stupid.
Oh, sorry. The frustration is unreal.
Unreal. Anyways, back to show it on your scat.
Basically, um... Here, might as well move this forward.
Basically, before you look inside the box, there's a cat inside of the box.
There's a timed poison that gets released inside of the box.
You don't know the timing of it or anything like that.
So the cat lives in limbo, meaning you don't know if it's dead or alive.
But if you look inside the box, you confirm whatever it is
Do the set the sensitivity on this is insane by the way, let's
Wowzers
God damn, maybe I'm just so used to like the first person shooters, but goddamn dude. It's still super fast
What the zero how about zero there we go
Maybe because my internal DPI is already like really high. I don't really need it. That's a little too slow
But I don't I don't need it that high
Let's try that
That's good
That's good. That's smooth. We're looking for smooth here. What's this?
Look around I mean, that's what I did no
It wants me to identify this or what?
What does it want me to do I mean let's get out of here, right man, I'm so sad that I can't play this on controller
I guess you'd pick up this
Should I Google it real fast I
Feel like I should Google it if I'm gonna commit to a controller because I don't even know what I'm gonna do for a future reference, right?
Like how am I gonna play other games if I can't use this controller?
How to use Luna controller in PC games
Like why wouldn't it work?
The Lunar Controller supports offline gameplay on PC, Mac, and Android, offline gameplay
over USB, and Bluetooth.
What?
And Bluetooth on iOS isn't supported, so you can't do it on iOS.
God damn, that's good to know.
That's useless then.
How do I play games with the Lunar Controller?
Make sure you're compatible, press the hold action.
controller is now discoverable all things it's like already connected as you
saw because I was able to scroll through the menu and stuff yeah the
controller is called Luna from Amazon I wouldn't buy it doesn't work at least
for me anyway the home and microphone buttons can function as a home and
search to learn disable functions I mean yeah it's already it's technically
connected dude but the game doesn't why wouldn't the game understand that that's
what I have I find that really stupid sorry it's just how does that make
sense maybe because I bought it on steam maybe it's the game issue it could be
right oh it's frustrating because it's literally the whole reason why I bought
this mmm well let me turn it off so it doesn't waste battery you think it's
I guess the real way to know is to play Sekiro, right?
Sekiro is literally like, it doesn't even want to show me this, where it shows me like the keyboard, actions and stuff.
I'll definitely know through Sekiro.
Okay, moving along, sorry about that.
Uh, notice, catastrophe, forget everything!
Life as you know it is now out of the window.
All indicators are indicating stay inside.
Ooh la la.
Space toggle text.
Oh.
In case you couldn't read it.
In case you couldn't read it.
Why does that show like an eyeball?
Time and space.
Okay.
So far so good.
Is this kind of like back rooms?
Interact with a locked object.
It's locked. There's a keyhole.
Find out what's going on inventory.
Okay, I mean we got this splooge of colors right on the ground.
Do we go into it?
Plus 100. What does that mean? Is that my health?
Whoa.
Whoa, trippy man.
The dose of LSD crawling through my feet.
Why would it want me to sprint?
Am I supposed to run away from something?
What's this?
Please don't scare me.
I just want to know about the story.
I don't want to be scared.
How do I open up my, um, what am I supposed to do, just run through?
I need to escape.
Wait, maybe I'm supposed to run?
I sprint until... until what?
Okay, no my health is going down dude, so let's go this way instead
Workroom, so a light switch light switch
How do I get over there
There was something in that room. This one?
Bro, if there is, I literally can't see anything.
I'm not getting any indicators either, like as if I'm supposed to grab some.
But it's so dark, in this little area over there.
There are key around here.
What was that?
Oh, maybe we go here.
Looks fragile.
What does that mean?
Can we bonk it?
Can we move it?
Probably break this with something.
With something.
I see. I see.
Oh, hold on. Okay.
Let's get up here.
Oh, we got a flashlight.
This will come in handy.
That's good. That's good.
Hopefully it doesn't run out of batteries.
What else can we grab?
Now we can see.
Okay, it wants us to grab something that we could bonk that gate with.
But what is there?
Nothing I could grab so far. Maybe it's in another room.
How do I get my health back, by the way?
Oh, what's this? Hello?
Wait, was that chair always there? I don't think that chair was always there.
that's a little freaky um i guess it goes
i don't know what that noise was but god dang
spooky oh
sheesh the work room work it
do i have to go in dude it's dark even with the flashlight man
Yeah, yeah. We got the key. You are here. So what is there? We have... oh, so that's
the elevator hallway. Oh, yeah. What is this? Oh, batteries? Batteries for the flashlight?
Good to know. Good to know.
Anything else we can use, uh...
What can we use in here?
We can probably assemble something here.
Yeah. We totally can.
What can we assemble?
This workbench is available to all tenants.
No outside users allowed.
No outside use allowed.
Management is not responsible for any injury.
You might inflict on yourself.
Be safe!
Please do not take any tools outside of this room.
What if I won?
What if I do?
Bro, what's gonna happen if I do?
Okay, let's go let's get down to doodle. I guess we got a key
It's good enough for now, right?
Service hallway
Yeah, I know there's a keyhole um select item. Oh
It was already selected it was pre-selected so I didn't know
Right, so I better not run out of this flashlight
How do I okay there we go I was about to say how do I turn it off?
Battery perfect. Oh, we could use that. Oh
God don't don't do that to me. Don't do it to me gas leaks are hazardous to your health if you smell
See or hear a gas leak coming from the boiler room leave immediately and notify me super intended
Bro, where the superintendent at though?
How am I supposed to know where they are
Can I go in here?
It was us.
Basement rules and regulations. Basement is open 24 hours for residents only. No guests allowed.
Building is not responsible for anything left in your pockets and ruined in the laundry.
Revenge tools must remain in the workroom. Anything left or forgotten in the basement will still be where you left it when you come back.
Good to know. Good to know.
Battery.
do we click the button? it's for the elevator huh? what's in here? can we... bro am I
really gonna be stopped by this tape? I guess we're supposed to take... oh! oh don't
you dare do that to me? 60 elevator. Oh god. Elevator shaft. What does that mean? I can't
pick it up or anything. Get in. Get out. Get in, get out. Whatever it is. I don't want
like a squished okay oh but this room is open now don't think we need a flashlight
battery hey we got a fuse that's for the elevator it's not gonna like squish me
right and in some of the washers have been short circuiting for fortunately
the fuses they have are universal still if they catch up nice that's what
somebody that is not using their brain wouldn't understand that that part is
for the elevator also I did lose like what 30 I'm at 72 health because I lost
it in the splooge that color colorful splooge it's a fuse box oh god leave the
basement I'm trying Jesus Christ that hurt it didn't warn me dude luckily I
didn't lose that much health that's nice what does it say nothing good waits for
you upstairs if I were you I'd get nice and comfortable down here I don't think
So you're not gonna fool me. I know exactly where I'm going to the basement. Oh
We are in the basement. Um, oh god start with the first floor. That's missing
Elevate what this elevator button is missing. You're kidding me. So we have to go to the second floor
What awaits us on the second floor man
There are not be anything spicy
What's that over there?
Okay.
I love how it said that I could break something with a vent, right?
And yet...
What was that?
What was that?
Cold drinks.
It's so cold it'll make you...
Oh God.
I don't think I want that.
Shame that I forgot all the... what was that?
Oh, a little bit of restored health.
I'm at 72 now. Can't see because of the lunar camera.
Flashlight?
Can we get in there? Hey, those numbers are upside down.
What about this door?
Thank God it doesn't open because that's sussy.
That sequence of numbers are sessy.
Do none of these open?
Is this just wasting my time?
It loves wasting my time?
What is this?
What is this?
Oh!
Don't do it!
No one is picking up.
Oh my god, it's a cat
Okay
Was that always there what the
It's gone bruh flashlight
Hello, this is Obamac.
He is. Long have I waited for this moment. To watch as you scramble for your last breath, as you try to make sense of your reality and the gravity it carries, pulling you down.
Oh, I can't contain my excitement!
I will have you, Desmond Wales. I will have all of you.
Goddamn. He wants me that bad.
Did my pack in cake or something? It's my cake player.
So we know our name now, Desmond Wales.
What do we do to this guy?
We like scamming some Nigerian scam.
We told him he won the lottery and all he has to do is give us our social security number,
a few credit card details in order to unlock the trillion that he won.
Sprint was that always there was that I don't think that was all the elevator over there
Oh, yeah, man, this is a leap of faith.
Let's do it.
Whoa, my home.
Ooh, got a little bit of that instant transportation.
That's very convenient.
Dear resident, we at Meyer Mayor Pharmaceuticals
wanted to take the time and thank you
for your continued support in our company
and new distribution center here at Milton Haven.
Your health and safety are our number one concern.
Not just as a company, but as neighbors do.
For more information on what Mayor Pharmaceuticals
doing to your neighborhood feel free to call one hundred mayor or email us within any comments
or concerns have a blessed day damn so they really did that to the town huh they just
goofed up this town like crazy we're in some weird quantum space some quantum space time
in here. Can I open the fridge? Nope. Good news is, I got my health back. I'm at 82
now. It's pretty good. Hello? Domino's vita, hello? Don't worry, nothing. Oh, but we got
the cassette tape. A white cassette tape that I record this must have. Do we put it in here?
Milton Haven Emergency Broadcast System, but tell you, no answer, do we wait?
Can I walk away with the phone?
No one is picking up, huh?
I heard a noise.
I don't know what it was, but I heard a noise.
Did you guys hear it?
Yeah, let's turn off this thing.
Let's sus-s-suss-y about this.
Am I playing or is it playing on its own?
Because I ain't even touching that thing.
Man, this thing really has a key to work.
Hello?
Damn they got the goods in here.
Can we take a shower or no?
Guess not. We don't got to use the bathroom real quick.
Just really quick.
I guess we... oh wait! No, we already explored that. So we got the cassette tape and I think that's all we need.
And then we go back.
Since I don't have a key for this. Oh, come on.
Okay, let's try. What's this?
All right, let's get out of here.
Oh, no, I was already in here. Okay.
Take me. Take me, Jesus.
Oh, Lord, it happens.
I'm back.
What was that?
What is that?
Oh, battery. Bruh.
What is that whispering, dude?
Why they gotta be whispering in my ear like that?
Alright, I got the cassette tape. Let's play it.
Bruh.
I can listen to songs with this no luck it's my tape player man I don't want to
waste the battery why do I need a flashlight for this area hello oh boy
Plain tape.
Was that even me?
Huh?
Huh?
I mean, I'm fascinated too.
You don't see this every day. Other than like your nightmares.
Life-Milting Haven has become...
un-familiar lately. People are...
health. I'm starting to see unusual patterns, behaviors...
It's a giant conceit!
It's beginning to make sense, I suppose. My own feelings
of dread, of fear, are similar to those
of my patience yeah I don't know you're seeing this stuff I'd say you're already
too far gone I don't know if there's any way back after this man you're
experiencing this it's like a there's no way you wouldn't come back to reality
that day we got to reach the top we got to reach the top
just keep my mind focused
I must still order a week or I can make it
I can make it
What the...
Hmm...
Open sesame.
Oh!
Dude, it just took me.
I didn't even walk through it.
It literally just, like, took me.
Plain tape.
Oh, this ain't...
It ain't done.
Oh, never mind. We did. Listen to your tape.
Okay.
So we're losing our mine.
Oh!
I'm telling you, I mean, I'm having a weird day.
It's just a cat.
Everything okay with you?
Oh!
Oh, with the button to the first floor.
Can we pet the cat?
Nice.
Good kitty.
Very good kitty.
Sorry I got scared.
Not gonna lie, you came out of nowhere for being perfectly honest.
You literally came out of nowhere.
But that's okay. Hey, look. You don't have any food.
How do we give Tanya some food?
Sorry, Tanya. It is what it is.
Okay, let's get back to the elevator.
Is there anything else we could use? Or not?
Oh!
Why does he keep calling me?
Man, that guy is rude.
Oh, what the ffff?
I can sneak past it. I know I can.
How?
How? Bro!
It's coming for me! Oh my god.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Can we go in here?
I'm outta here.
I'm outta here. I ain't dealing with that.
Okay, I did not play that guitar though.
Or a new message.
How am I supposed to avoid this thing?
It said we could sneak past it. What does that mean?
Is he coming?
Jesus Christ.
Ooooooh!
Okay.
OH!
MY GOD!
Oh my god.
Oh it's like zigzagging.
Ooooooh!
No no no no no no no.
No no no no no no.
Huh?
Huh?
Hmm?
How am I supposed to-
He's right there!
Oh my god!
Dude, I'm supposed to sneak past it when it's trying to sneak up on me.
I was going back.
Ooh.
God damn.
Okay, can I go somewhere?
Oh.
Oh.
It doesn't know, right?
doesn't know please don't scare me please don't scare me how do I how do I
take the time dude there's no way oh god oh god oh god where you go
No, no, no, no, we gotta wait until he comes back.
I think I could sprint to the elevator when he's here, not when he's there.
Oh, mamacita!
I'm out of here.
See ya.
Oh my god, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
Easy. Easy. Oh my god. Completely...
kerfoppled. Can't believe I fooled them that hard.
Jeez. Okay.
What's on this floor now? Hmm. Oh god.
Oh no, it's just a splurge thing.
Oh, but then we got a door over there.
Should we try all the doors?
Okay, that phone is definitely not gonna work. Well, let's try it.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Can't order dominoes at this hour.
Oh! Okay.
Okay. What the?
Where's- oh yeah! What's that?
If you're reading this, it means I was right. In that case, slide- slide second floor above
the vending machine barrel, first floor maintenance room taped under the barrel, grip basement
behind the middle laundry machine you got my back I got yours what man I'm
glad you guys are taking notes I don't know what he's saying slide second floor
oh there's like a slide it's like a floor above the vending machine and then
there's a barrel first floor maintenance room above the vending machine but where
was oh I remember the vending machine goddamn but he's shoot there's like
that ooga booga guy up there um and then we need a barrel first floor maintenance
room taped under the table okay that's good to know maintenance room taped under
the table and then we have a grip basement behind the middle laundry machine
basement behind the middle laundry machine okay got it it's it's in the
noggin ain't gonna forget about it oh cool it's already reminding me well I'm
I'm glad I went through all that.
Ouch.
Glass?
Okay, let's get out of here.
Wee!
Good to know.
I mean, we don't know when a firearm is gonna come in handy.
Also, no wonder we're tripping.
Look what these freaking people,
freaking splooged all over this place.
All these chemicals, man.
Messing with my brain.
Did we go in here?
Oh no, this is the maintenance room.
It's under the table.
Ah!
We got a pistol barrel. Let's go.
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side.
Okay.
Is there anything else I can grab? No? Okay.
Add the double chick. You know what I mean?
I had to double check it.
I guess we go and...
The freak is that noise!
See ya!
Goddamn!
Yeah, it looks like we just need to find those things right now for a pistol.
Virginia's apartment.
Who's Virginia?
To our dearest customers, we are saddened to inform you that we will be closing our
store at the end of this week.
Unfortunately, we can no longer compete with the larger supermarket chains that have laid
their claim to our small town.
We wish to thank you for your patronage and invite you to our Going Out of Business sale
this Thursday, St. Glassy, Milton Haven.
Hey man, I do love a good deal.
Oh look at this thing!
That's pretty cool man.
Definitely got that at the Milton deal dude.
definitely what's this box of cheerios batteries what's this provide some
light so we'll take it dearest I've resorted to writing you letters because
you won't answer your phone I'm surprised to not hear the answering machine we
bought you coming on is it broken your father insisted we send you money for
the electrical bill and though you know I love you and will support you I do not
want to encourage you begging us for money every month you need to find
something more lucrative selling your toys is too niche you were drug what
does that say drugs you were what does that say I can't read that what does that
say drugs such a personality maybe you could use that to your advantage
somehow anyway love and love and love and love please answer your phone mom dad
Freddy who's Freddy who is Freddy battery that it what did that say no answer
that damn it it's hoping to beg for some money there okay well tell you better
Oh, we got another note. Don't stay in bed. Okay. That teddy bear is probably gonna come to life
It's gonna be very scary tape Virginia a purple cassette tape of my court sessions with Virginia
Oh, we are a psychiatrist and we are the ones losing our mind here
damn
Linen by Virginia Rue. She cloaks the knife with pretty linen and presents it as a quick as a gift
she croaks the phrase we pretty women sending me away adrift her dreams are
dead so please take mine I wonder how she sleeps at night my dreams are
nightmares stuck in time and then in damaged by an eye
goddamn she crazy don't worry I'll diagnose her I'll do the job she crazy
Okay, what's this?
Uh, accountants payable weekly in advance.
What does that say?
One day, $28 per day?
Bruh.
Dr. Pinsky?
First of all, that's not bad, dude.
$28 a cent from what I understand.
Isn't therapy like super expensive?
Especially if you don't have insurance.
Can we go out?
Damn it.
Hey, that looks pretty cool, though.
Okay.
Can we go in bed?
See what happens? Are we gonna get angry at us?
Are the spirits gonna get angry at us? No?
Just to file the bed. It is what it is.
I think that's it. We can go now.
I'll see you later, Virginia.
Muah, Kissey. Bye-bye.
Are we gonna need therapy after playing?
I mean, hey, will you pay for it?
You gonna pay for my therapy plan?
But dude, it's true. I heard it was, like, mad expensive.
Hello?
It's unbearable, isn't it?
The pain of...
Management? Oh, we were already in there.
Virginia trusted you when she died because of it.
What were you achieved by listening to her tape?
Vindication?
Absolution?
Retribution for your misdeeds?
Think about it.
You're misdeeds.
Think about it.
Therapy costs too much. I prefer staying crazy. I mean, it's a valid decision.
You're gonna go crazy with all the money you've got to spend on therapy.
Alright, but I'll joke aside. I mean, obviously, if you need it, definitely find a way to be able to obtain it.
I think it's only in America that problem, where it costs a lot.
Um...
As far as I know.
But in other countries, I'm pretty sure it's free.
Or like, through a program anyway.
How do I...
Flashlight.
Okay, we have a cassette. I guess we go play it in our office?
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
I think that's what we're supposed to do.
But there's a freaking guy there!
Oh, but can we use the stairs?
Damn it!
Should we go to the basement and grab the last part and then this way we'll have the gun and then this way we can shoot the spirit
Yeah, do it do it to the basement
We ain't got no time for spirits man. We're gonna shoot them up and shoot up this guy
You better not come down here. What's this?
Okay, middle middle thing or whatever right I
I think it's this.
See it!
Got it!
Wait, what is that?
Increase your speed every three pills.
Whoa!
Was that fentanyl?
Okay, so what do I do about these...
It's a fuse box.
What do I do about this?
It said it was behind the middle...
Over here?
Is that over there?
Over there. How am I supposed to get it?
Oh, I see. Wait, did I see it?
What's that? Oh, bro, it's somewhere in there, right? How do I get it though?
Do we need to charge up the the laundry machine?
Man, it lied to me.
That's a burrit.
Unless there's another laundry room.
No.
Oh, there's a gas mask over there.
Hmm.
Take the fuse.
was gonna do that but I also feel like well first of all the elevator is gonna
crush me to death I guess I could do that right oh and then it's gonna start
rattling over here I got yay a good thinking good thinking good thinking
do that oh god always so scary also I have a flashlight I'm not using it
probably be wise to use it man
Let's do this. I better get this fuse back. I got places to go. I got places to be
It's gonna move outwards right oh genius genius
Yeah, that's it that's enough that's enough I'm so I can still grab it right it's not gonna harm
We've got the pistol grip. Okay, last thing was the the barrel on top of the vending machine. I remember that on the second floor
Okay, okay, okay
Gucci Gucci
Let's head down here put the fuse in
It's good that if good doodle like a noodle
And now, to face- ooh, wrong button!
Gotta get back to the office, play the cassette tape, get the pistol, and I don't know, shoot
up some demons, I guess.
Spirits or whatever that thing is.
Whatever my nightmare is, apparently.
Looks like it's something for my nightmares.
Where is he?
We gotta be sneaky about this.
I don't know where this dude is.
Where's he gone?
Hey, I'll take those.
What is that?
15 HP.
I'll take the battery, dude.
Where'd he go?
Is he no longer here?
Vending machine.
Let's go!
We've got a pistol.
Oh, that's right!
We've got to go to the basement.
The workbench.
Run!
Just in case.
Just in case.
Let's be armed, you know what I mean?
Let's make sure we're armed here.
than dangerous, you know? I don't want me to walk around with this cassette tape and
not be packing something, you know? I want to have a little something. Just a little
something, something. Jump scare when? Dude, the cat got me out of nowhere, dude. That
cat really did get me. Very annoying. Wait, was the workbench here or the second floor?
Oh, it was the second floor, right?
No, it's over here.
Oh, thank God.
It also did say baseman's stuff.
Okay, so we have pistol...
Hello?
Pistol barrel and pistol grip.
Ohhhhhhhh!!!
Old and reliable.
It's been a long time since I've shot one of these.
Oh, not me, though.
Oh, old and reliable!
I've been alone for a while since I've shot one of these.
Oh, not me though.
I don't want to help but don't have to use it.
Fire weapon, iron sight?
Ooh, get that.
Get that.
Bop, bop!
Alright, alright!
Nobody misses me!
Okay, let's get out of here.
It's time to go play that cassette tape.
Now we are armed, now we are dangerous.
Valorant Radiant Pro Player is here in the house, ready to get some head flicks.
Watch me, it's like every single bullet.
Every single bullet going sideways.
God.
Sayonix, shall we be armed for this?
God, I can't see anything, goddammit.
I swear to god, I have a gun!
And I ain't free to use it!
Hey, was that all we want?
I don't need the HP.
Oh, but the ammo, take, what is this?
Gun plus that equals explosion.
You read my mind.
Okay, let's answer this.
I have a feeling. A hunch, if you will, that looking into your patient's death will result in a similar fate.
Don't misunderstand.
How did you get this number?
I want you to die.
But be-
This call is being recorded, by the way.
Try not to shoot yourself with that pen.
What is that?
That looks like a chunky penguin.
...fucking...
Am I wrong?
That's like the head right there and then the body.
Okay, good talk, good talk.
Maybe later.
oh Jesus Christ Jesus Christ come on now you're gonna spook up on me like that
and not think that I have a trigger finger dude I'm shooting anything that's
coming through that door man through that hallway God's spirit or human dude
You better watch yourself
Good news is is that it did not attack me
But I better have my pistol ready. I swear. There's gonna be another one smell him smell stinky
Smells very stinky
Mm-hmm, should we close this door I don't like this door open dude. Yeah
God damn here we go again. Let's do it
whoops whoops i didn't know you could do that
play
let's go see what happens with jenia
I have a gun now so, a lot more confident.
Oh how pretty!
But it is the same spot, isn't it?
Oh, what the freak?!
Is this a dream?
What was that?!
Oh my god, I really slipped through the crack there?
Sheesh.
Goddamn, gotta watch where I'm going, huh?
Zwinks?
It's just sad, you know.
It's not fair.
I've been getting food and stuff from Eden's growth for like my whole life.
They expect me to just be okay with them ruining this town and forcing me to shop at their place.
This makes me really sad.
Am I crazy?
I am crazy, right?
No. Changes like these can be uncomfortable. The Eden's Grove was certainly a staple of the community.
Was it now? Can I move this?
Push it in. Push it in, goddamnit.
What was that noise?
I cut it!
I got a gun.
Don't you dare try it! I have a weapon, okay?
Let's get out of here. That'll skadoodle time.
Wait, I can't make it there.
Wait, what's this? Can I walk on this?
I think I can make this jump, right?
Oof, barely. What was that?
Hey, there's no fornication going on in here, is there?
Guess not.
Am I supposed to go this way?
I think so.
Oh, yeah, we can just go here.
The link.
The link.
Oh, yeah, we can just go here.
Don't blink.
Don't blink.
We're gonna go this way.
Oh, yeah!
I'm going the right way, right?
I'm not gonna lie, it's very satisfying pushing that shopping cart into the water.
They're all safe.
Get in there. Get in there!
Woooah! I thought I saw something.
Thought I saw something.
Oh god, look at this. We got on the truck, I guess?
Okay, let me make that jump. What's up? Oh, shoot
Whoo didn't feel like we could
Last one
It is what it is
I'm sorry, I just...
What if it overwhelms me?
We focus on the bread.
Remember, you can call me if you feel like it.
What the? Get in there!
Oh, I can't push any of those. Hold on, I'm on a winning streak here. I only have like one more, right?
Nice. No achievement? Come on. Come on.
Okay!
So what are we just here? Basically, what did I just hear?
Um, essentially, right?
We had nothing to do with Virginia's death, is what I heard out of that conversation.
She couldn't shop at her normal shopping place, and that was about it, dude.
Oh, we're here, we're in the store, okay.
What the?
I didn't steal nothing.
Due to an earlier incident, Home Mart is temporarily closed to the general public.
We apologize for the inconvenience and we'll reopen soon.
That's what's up.
They totally dumped massive chemicals inside of the store.
And the employees turned into literally
the Futurama aliens.
Hold on, probably better to have a flashlight.
But I am worried about the aliens.
The, I don't know what to call them, spirits or whatever?
Coming at me?
We gotta have the, you know, let's pretend here, right?
Like, do do do do do do do, oh I'm shopping.
Oh yeah I got a gun!
I got a gun, okay?
See?
Gotta have that trigger finger.
Do do do do do do.
Oh wow look it's Reese's Puff series.
I got a gun!
Shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo.
Shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo.
Okay I think we're ready.
I think we're ready.
Did we take a shopping cart?
It's a coin slot.
It's a lot of the coin slot.
God damn.
That's like extremely inconvenient because I would like to go shopping
Why would you why would you charge for shopping carts hold up?
This ain't the airport why would you do that?
Hello don't make me shoot
Uh, is it me or do these doors know when I'm not looking?
Call the door guy and have him fix it ASAP.
I'm up to my ANUS with paperwork because of this investigation.
Anderson.
We walk backwards with- what the f- I'm trying to back it up.
Hey!
Oh God!
Hey, this shopping cart works.
Food section.
What are we supposed to find in the food section?
4990 dude that is a big oh 42 inches never mind
But that's a scam right there 42 inch TV $500 got you can get like a 80 inch TV with that money
Nowadays bonobo what buy one get one?
So how big those are to
They pack it they got a lot of me. Oh
Jesus Christ! Why do they got a dummy right in the middle of the food section of all places?
What's the dummy doing there?
What are you, mixing clothes and food?
Jesus Christ!
Hey, that thing better not move.
Oh God! What the freak is that?
What the? Hey! Come out of here! What the? You'll saw that too, right? There was literally
something right there, man. Oh no. Oh no. Can we go here? Oh god. You're telling me
have to go through there now can we you can we throw the dummy in there oh I got
an idea I got an idea I got an idea I got an idea I'm gonna line this up let me
line up this shot watch this watch this watch this hold up whoa who shopping
cars full your roll god damn it's like ice skating
yeah let's push this up let's see if it falls for the bait and then we just
blast it we just start shooting oh god it knows it knows the plan it's aware of
the plan it's too intelligent
oh god does it see me where is it they're gone oh my god there's another
dummy. What's with these dummies? Is it over there? Is that it? What's that thing? What is that? Is
that where we have to go? Bruh, dude. Oh Lord heavens! For your safety, use extra caution
stepping behind the yellow tape and into the crime scene. There's plenty of broken glass and
sharp objects lying around. Wow. Amazing. So we go through.
It's unrealistically durable. Unrealistically durable. I have an idea. This has to work.
Oh, you're kidding me!
Jesus Christ.
Dairy and me.
Yeah, that is sussy.
That's a sussy section, dude.
Jesus Christ.
What's with all these dummies?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Whaaaaa-
Whoa, buddy.
Whoa, buddy.
Hey, what's that thing?
It's a mirror, OK.
God, name.
I'm stressing.
I'm stressing.
The general section.
Think something's going to pop up in the general section?
Did y'all see a light? I just saw it.
I just saw like a red light.
Oh! There it was! There it was! It was literally right there.
You guys saw it?
I swear there was a red light right there.
Oh my-
AAH!
Why did the dummy move?
Oh god!
oh god oh we're sprinting we're out of here I can't handle this I'm out of
here I'm out of here let me out of here let me out of here let me out of here
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
Get me out of here.
WHAAAA!
Sharp is a knife.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
What is all that?
Bruh.
God damn man.
Dude, I haven't been scared in a long time man.
I
Haven't played a horror game in a long time
Well, I wasn't ready it was so slow paced throughout that part
And then all of a sudden it just ramped up dude. Also, I got a mannequin behind me
I got these frickin. I don't know what those things are but god damn dude. So we got what a sad face
What else
is that it? Hey, what was that? Oh, was that the cameras? Oh, the cameras are watching me.
Okay, I feel a little better knowing that that's what the red lights were. Yeah! Yeah, we got the
camera's watching me dude
okay
and
without bullets
charlie load now we're good we're good
this batteries
oh do don't really have a flashlight battery okay
ready to look at this
home a mark
that's it
just really mean
home a mark
god damn okay she she can't stand the site of herself
i don't blame her but she needs to see the world for what it is
help her reflect on this, show her what she needs to see.
The dummy?
Do we get the dummy in front of the mirror?
I think that's what we gotta do, huh?
Maintenance, God, I can't see that.
Maintenance, there are rats in the vent
above the electronics exhibit.
That explains the smell.
We can't open the exhibit until the vents are cleaned out
as they are directly above the staged mirror.
Please enter the vents via the compressor room
the east wing and clear them. Oh God, okay. Dude, I can't believe and it doesn't even
open. I can't believe how much they got me, dude. And it doesn't even open. What the?
Where did this come from? What if I... What if we look at the... See, that thing keeps
looking at me can we see it hold on what do that that noise how can I see that
red light hold on let's get right behind it
What?
Where's the freaking camera?
The light right there.
How come there's no red light?
Okay.
Uh.
That doesn't work.
Okay, where do we gotta go?
Okay.
that doesn't work okay where do we got to go I think it's hidden can you break
the camera not the dummy I guess it's a hint yeah I was thinking
see some flashlight toy area what's in there what's that oh it's another
flashlight speaking of which bro I'm running out of batteries on this thing
Let's get out of here.
Freakin...
Oh, we could do this now.
Ah!
Alright.
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me!
Oh! Hey!
Don't you dare!
There's an eerie feeling here since the incident.
Something lingers and what's with all the mirrors everywhere.
Yeah, that's a good question
Goddamn
Wait, we don't need to go this way we need to go that way I think
Hey, hey
Oh, no, oh, no, I see you I see you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ, not today. Not today. Woo! What was that? It's a dummy. So let's go get the dummy, right?
Oh god, why'd it get so close to me?
Hey, what is that?
What does it say?
What does that say?
Not...what?
Not my fault?
I'm...what?
I can't see. I'm a monster? Not my fault I'm a monster.
Well, controlling this thing is difficult. Okay. So do any of y'all want to come with
me okay what about it damn dude should I help you because I think you'll be here
for a long time if I won't tell you tell me feel free to tell me I mean I thought
I got somewhere by going this to this area
Do I look at the mirror with the mirror does that make sense
Is it working ah it is
What does this do
She just says you'll kill me
You need to bait this girl into the mirror so she looks at it. Oh, where is she? Oh, and I just killed her didn't I?
Thank you. Thank you for telling me. Okay, that makes sense. How do I find her?
How do I find her again, dude?
Aw, man!
They need to break all of them?
Aw, man. Should I go to another one then?
Since I-
It worked. Oh thank god. There's three left? Oh, frick. Hey, there's a key. Okay, we got
three more to do whoops I didn't mean to do that trigger finger okay let's get
out of here I guess I just need to find out where the other mirror is what's
It's an item scanner. Oh, come on.
What is that?
Five dollars for what?
What is this? The door to the east wing is locked. It's a key.
Hey, more bullets, let's go. Oh,
mind me some bullets. Hey, what's this?
not working 250 what was that what was this oh battery light yeah I need that
Jesus Christ okay let's go where's the other uh this looks weak I could
probably break this with something nice damn it I don't know where another
Miriam so she comes at me dude I gotta shoot her. I don't know where she is.
There's this one out there. Sheriff's Department incident on Wednesday
afternoon. Sheriff's Department received a call from the Anderson Parker
manager at home about a distraught woman screaming and breaking various items in
store. Goddamn. Okay. Oh, now somebody calls. Oh, we need the code, don't we? Hello?
Is this Virginia? Yeah, we can finally break things, right? It's nice. For scars? I wouldn't
do that? Why is this game judging me so much?
Well, it's getting cold. I gotta turn this AC off.
There we go. Okay.
So where do we go? What was that? What was that? What was that?
Oh, God dang.
So there's three more mirrors apparently do I have to complete it
It's all where you live you it's not like hot right now, but it's not hold
It there's like a light breeze outside
How do I stop that? I'm totally gonna die right?
Got to turn the power off somehow
What the
It's a dummy
Okay, we got oh no that hurt
Dude that's a lot of them what the
Bro, that was a lot of them.
What was that?
Hey, there's somebody right there, dude.
Somebody right there.
Dude, can you believe this CCTV crap?
Does he really have to keep an eye on us at all times?
That control freak can probably see me writing this from his office right now.
Angry emoji. Maybe his former employee is still from his registrars, but we don't do that, right?
Dave. Oh Dave. Oh, how naive Dave is.
Nice, nice, nice. What is this? Ow!
Okay.
It's shooting time or not
What's this ammo let's go
Was that all good
It's got to keep our distance
Is it gonna come back
Headshot, hehe.
It is what it is.
Who else wants a little some of these?
Dude, it's easier to just kill them. I don't know why I got a sneak past them.
It's locked from the other side. Locked from the other side.
Was that batteries David you fool you for gore your punch card in the machine again
are you really that though I slipped it in your locker again in names I guess he
is I gotta make fun of him like that
Ah, the power, let's go.
There's a power box.
Office, manager room, CCTV, hallway staff room.
I mean, we could turn it all off now.
I don't care.
Oh, but it turns the other on.
No, it doesn't.
Okay, good.
I know it's going to be a little dark, but what's this?
It's a punch card reader.
It's unpowered.
Punch card won.
Punch card reader.
We didn't explore this site yet.
But it's a lot of ammo.
Listen, as long as we're busing with ammo.
Poof!
What's this, he has a small coin slump, nothing.
God damn it!
You think I have coins?
I'm running out of battery.
Who's that?
Noice.
What is this?
Ammo?
Let's go.
She had mentioned a boy.
I saved him on the, what was that, evening news?
I saw him on the evening news.
He said, she was always a little scrazy.
We just didn't know to what end.
Oh, God.
And the orange is a rock locker.
Worth a try.
Worth a try?
Oh, look.
Well, I don't have a key, so oh, my!
It's always dummies.
It's always dummies.
Thank you, Dave.
Appreciate it.
I'm not going to turn around.
Punch card, okay.
We're progressing, we're doing it, we're doing it.
Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you Dave.
Thank you, appreciate it, appreciate it.
It's a HP, don't need it.
Okay, but we got the punch card.
Is there anything else we needed
before we turn the power back on?
Because if not,
We couldn't go here last time.
What's that?
Increase your stamina every three pills.
Let's go.
Hey, what's up with that printing sheet?
Am I getting the facts?
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pen and sticky notes is a bunch of sticky notes on a pen.
No idea what to do with it.
I'll take it if it's obtainable. I'll take it
Finally used for it. Don't worry
Well, that's rude
Wow and here's me just thinking wow the game is gonna send me like a smiling face
Saying good job on your journey so far thumbs up emoji
but not oh god saw nothing son nothing buddy oh god there's another one
sheesh look at that ammo let's go bro I can't see anything I'll take it whoo
Scary.
Okay, let's turn all the lights on.
I can't turn that one on?
Wow.
Why?
That's stupid.
Um, well I mean as long as the punch card works, right?
It's a punch card reader.
It's unpowered, let's try.
It'll work
It didn't work you're kidding me
You forgot your punch card in the machine again
I have to do it unpowered
Got to turn on the light in this room. Oh
Is there like too much power in general hold on what's that room?
Compressor room is that what this is oh?
Does it work now?
No, it's the last one right?
Okay, very it's the last one so we do this nice
Open sesame oh my dude, so was the dummies
Freakin dummies man
This scary, dude. I don't know what to do about them. But they're scary.
Um, I guess we go up there? How do I get up there? Oh, God. Oh, he's going to give me a boost. Let's go.
I guess the dummies are my friends, right? So I don't have to worry about it.
Am I doing a good job?
What's this?
Battery!
Okay.
Nice.
What the?
Oh, I see.
I see.
Maintenance vents.
What's that?
Disgusting.
the rats oh boy don't do this to me no no no I don't want to be trapped in vents
and things coming at me
Oh, there's going to be a jump scare in here, isn't there?
Come on, man.
Oh
My freaking Jesus Christ Jesus Christ
I got gun!
Oh this is it, this is what we got to do.
Okay, we got to lure out.
Oh, what does that say?
Don't judge me?
I'm so sorry.
watching me don't look at me okay okay how do we know where she is is she over
there
Oh, god damn.
Freaky.
Freaky.
Can we go over here?
I don't know how I'm supposed to lure her.
Oh, wait, why are there all these cameras here, dude?
That's sussy.
That's real sussy.
Jorge, finish unpacking and neatly organize all the new Shinnitsu TVs.
See that nothing happens to the new Shinnitsu XXL.
That's our beautiful new crown jewel.
Then, turn everything on via the switch by the door, just make sure it's powered first.
Okay.
Okay.
Wait, what?
I do this?
Dude, they're watching me.
I see them.
I see them looking.
No, I guess I can't do that, okay.
Oof!
Yeah, we gotta lure her.
I don't know where she is, but I gotta somehow get to the mirror.
Oh my god.
It was the eye.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Come on, lady.
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
Where is she?
We go here?
Woo!
Batteries!
What's this? Oh, we got to turn the power off?
It's a fuse box. God damn it. Wait, you're kidding me. Do I really have to go all the way to the elevator?
You're kidding me.
Please tell me I can do this without going to the elevator.
It's gonna be so frustrating.
Dear Lord.
Ah, we got the fuse.
Thank God.
What's this?
Nothing.
Oh, it's going to do something when I put this fuse in.
Or is that how we escape?
Like, that's the last thing we do.
What now?
Is it TV on?
Is the TV on?
That big TV?
How do we turn it off?
It's broken already.
Oh, it's not.
It's dirty.
It's just reeeeeeally dirty.
Okay!
So what do we do?
I feel like I did everything.
Do we go back and press a button? Oh, we got a press button, right?
We go to the big TV.
I mean, how am I going out of this case?
What does that say? Beans? Being judged, being watched, being looked at.
These are the things she tried so hard to escape from.
They always turned her eyes on her.
My.
Alright lady, where are you?
I need one more.
No, I need like, frickin' three more, dude.
It's got a long way to go. Oh, she's coming out of the TV thousand percent. She's coming out of this TV
Hello
Do I shoot it? Do I shoot TV or what?
What do I do I look at her with this don't I?
God damn
Okay, I'll do it
Don't worry interesting
So what now? That was crazy. Do I shoot it? What was that? Oh, we flip it so that it
looks at her. Right? Wrong way. Oh, and then she's gonna chase us. Oh, God.
I have my gun out.
That's all the TV's now?
Oh no, we got two more.
What you gonna do about it?
Command me.
Oh Jesus!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Hehehehe.
Two left.
Two left.
Two left, two left.
The world is better off without the broken.
They bring pain and they inflict their pain onto others.
Are you a broken as well?
Well, are you?
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie though. These cameras drive anybody insane. That's crazy. The audacity
of these cameras. Alright, where to next? Is it this way? We get out of here? No? That's
Don't have a coin. What is that? That looks cool. Oh, it's a key
Is there a coin in here?
Mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freeze Jesus Christ, okay, this kid's crazy by fire
Dad would sleep all day. I stuffed him in the loading bay. Oh boy. I'm in the attic
He had courage now my brother hides in storage
Attic storage
Uh, me? I'm fine. I'm good.
Then Crash!
And since I'm bad, I'm lifeless trash.
Wow, what a poem.
Um, I want to say that person definitely needs therapy.
Steph, most of the new toys were lost in the- in the crash.
Uh, I'm keeping this area sealed and covered until we get the new collection.
Don't go in there! It's currently being used as a storage!
There are unopened boxes and mirrors in there. Okay all the mirrors. Yeah, we gotta go in there
We gotta get a mirror. You gotta get two mirrors. It's a small rounded slot
Okay
It's no use
That even me
No luck, I can't like pick anything up. Oh, come on
That's weird. Oh, come on
man useless okay can we just break this door and there is the mirror dude I'm a
genius oh my god she can't stand the sight of herself I don't blame her last
room but she needs to see the world for what it is help her reflect on this show
her what she needs to see okay wait is this one already broken though oh this
one's already broken
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, no.
Ooh, I'm not ready for you.
I'm not ready for you.
I gotta...
It's blocked from the other side.
God damn it!
How is it blocked from the other side?
How am I supposed to get there?
Wait, do I have to go through here?
But that mirror is already broken.
Wait, what do I do now?
I mean, I guess if this is...
I need a coin worth a try.
Okay, I definitely have to go here.
It's the only area that is pointing me towards
Man, that was creepy though. I'm glad I was able to avoid her
Okay, so this is the spot we were in already
So where do we go from here? What do we need?
Oh boy, we need another mirror don't we?
Hold the broken mirror up close it sees more than you could cover face the mirror face your fears
So we do this...
I see... I see...
You need to find toys and then place them in the right spots.
Got you.
We got a postcard.
I think the last mirror is gonna be the one in my hand, right?
Oh no no no no no! No!
No no no no no!
No! No no no no!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ lady
I'm trying to do job here, and you're making it very difficult
Toys toys toys, where's the toys app? Oh, I need some toys come on
Okay, okay
okay listen I'm gonna start blasting okay you come for me I'm just gonna start
blasting
don't mean to disturb you but I just need some freaking toys where are all
toys at? Where is she? Where is she? Where is she? God damn it, where is she? You're
gripping me out, lady! You're gripping me out! Alright, Evelyn, I might need your help.
Where is the majority of the toys at? Am I in the right spot? Oh, I see her. I see her.
Let's not go there
Let's not go there
No, no, no, wasn't me
It literally wasn't me. Hey, we got a postcard. Oh
God, no, no, no, no, no lady you come this way. I'm blasting you. I'm gonna blast you
Got to care the problem before there is a problem, you know what I mean
Let's you hide, dude. I gotta... I'm trying to find toys for you.
Are they in the bathrooms?
Who's that?
That's the dummy, right?
Is there toys here?
Man.
I'm gonna run out of bullets eventually.
Oh boy.
It is what it is.
Where are the toys? Literally where are the toys? This way?
I thought I cut these already by the way. He's making me recut them.
What's that? God damn it. So we got two postcards.
What's- what is it? Postcard. Yeah we got two. I don't know if those are part of the things?
Should we go try those?
Maybe the map?
Maybe I should look at the map?
It's a small rounded circle.
Small rounded circle.
Yes, not.
Oh, is it like figurines?
It's like the figurines, isn't it?
God damn it.
Ah.
As I remember, you need to go to the food section somehow.
Okay.
First, well, I mean, that means we gotta figure out
where the food section is.
Where's the food section?
We were there.
We were there in the beginning, weren't we?
Dairy and meat.
Yeah, it's like we're in the food section.
This is it.
Oh, fuse?
It's a fuse box.
Oh!
Okay!
Oh God!
Okay!
Now we're getting somewhere.
This is the food section.
For your safety, use extra caution stepping behind the yellow tape and onto the crime scene.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't think we were here last time.
Because we didn't have the glass to break it.
Is there a mirror here?
There's a mirror here!
Let's go!
Okay!
We got at least another mirror.
And we can bait her in.
What's that?
Ammo.
Man, I actually need batteries though.
It'd be nice if, um, she could deliver me.
Where?
How?
We got one mirror left and we got a key, West Wing key.
Nice.
Where is the West Wing?
I think the last mirror is going to be, if I'm being perfectly honest, it's going to
be this one in my hand and I do this right is the key for this it's blocked
from the other side damn it can't see anything West Wing key where's the West
Wing totally forgot I'm running out of flashlight battery to storage room
Entrance to area, entrance to plaza, central wing, so it should be, yeah over here, maintenance
wing, maintenance west wing.
How do we get to the food?
Toy area.
Toys.
I'm right in front of the toys.
So then...
So should I go behind me?
I gotta go behind me now.
Not that way, but this way.
Oh, I guess I can't.
Dammit!
Okay.
It's somewhere to the left.
It's gotta be.
It's not me! I swear!
I'm trying to get out of here, lady.
Where's the West Wing at?
Main is East Wing. Oh, God, it's on...
So, it's the other side. It's the other way.
So it's this way
It wasn't me
What do you mean wasn't me wasn't me
What's this
Where do I find coins
What's that?
5% battery!
Hold on.
Flashlight off.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Where's the West Wing at?
Now I can't see anything.
I guess it's over here
Any toys very section whoo HP nice ammo nice
We're Russian
You also need to solve this one, but you need to find coins for this
I'm picking up so many postcards and
None of us seems useful though
Is that the West Wing? Hey, we found it. Let's go
Get in there
Get in there
Batteries, oh thank God
I needed that
Batteries
Oh God. Well, let's check out this area first then.
Hey, what was that? Hey!
Bruh!
Can I get the thing that was in the cart, please?
God damn it. Oh, it's over there.
Oh God. Why? Why are you...
It's giving me a panic attack. Jesus Christ!
Can I pick up the thing?
Holy Frick. Three dolls left. What is that noise happening? Out of my way. It's blocking me. No, no, no, get out of my way, get out of my way.
Jesus Christ. I did not like that.
What's this?
Upon arrival at the scene, the suspect had already self-inflicted a stab wound to her abdomen and a fatal wound across her neck.
Jesus.
Uh, suspect was identified.
Uh-huh.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, is that a doll?
Oh.
Hello?
Determination. I have to admit, just stab yourself in the gut and still have enough determination to pull out the glass.
Find coins in my wallet of places?
I feel like I've been everywhere in the map so far.
Everywhere in this grocery store.
And like, I haven't found anything.
Okay.
We keep it moving.
Let's check out this other side.
Dude, the combination of the music with those shopping carts, little crazy, I'm not gonna
lie.
Little spicy, a little spicy for my touch.
Who's this?
Pat!
What's in here?
Probably gotta go somewhere, right?
Ah, I see it. I see it. Okay, sounds good. Let's just do it.
Oh!
Increase your stamina every three pills. What does that even mean?
Oh, I'm close. I see it now. They show it in the bottom left, but I'm close too. I have
two stamina pills now. That's cool. So that's all that was? I thought that was part of the
thing I got to explore. I thought I was going to get into that room. Let me guess, I can't
go in, right? Oh, cool.
Hey, now that thing's gonna form behind me, isn't it?
It's a doll we have
What we got to get out what's happening you got to get out it's locked
What am I?
Um, um...
What was that? The key? On my way, meat!
Jesus! Dude, that guy's hella rude.
Where'd Luna go?
Poof!
Okay, what's that?
Hey, somebody's over there.
I saw them.
Somebody's over there, man.
Dude, we explored in here already, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What am I hearing?
Is that a lunatic?
Over here, Luna.
Over here!
Weeeee!
Um, babe.
Maintenance central wing.
Don't we need one more doll?
So anyways, I started blasting.
This is not my fault I got a good shot.
It's just so easy.
We need one more doll.
It's a small round, it's no dice.
Huh?
Oh!
Oh!
What's that over there?
there. You have all the dolls already? No, I'm missing, I'm missing one thing on the other
side. I think, how many, what does it say? I need to break one mirror, yeah, I have two
Two dolls, but I need to get, uh, crack the manager safe, collect all pills and homo-mart.
There's ten left, dude.
Okay, that's a lot.
Hey, there's a thing right here.
So I need two dolls.
I have to break the mirror.
Ooh, nice.
Damn it, I only have like 15% battery left.
So what was the purpose of that?
I mean, uh oh.
gotta solve the problem before it comes, probably.
Fraser room is locked.
I mean, it wanted me to go out here, that's for sure.
And, probably need to go in there.
As far as I'm concerned...
Yeah! Oh, what the?
Hey!
Shit, this guy, man!
He's frickin' sabotaging everything.
You know, the gate keeps getting stuck shut.
It has to be some sort of electrical malfunction.
In any case, remember that forklift trick I showed you?
Do that, just be careful.
Uh... well, you didn't show me.
Oh, there's the other doll.
There's one, anyway. That's cool.
That's cool, that's cool.
We know where one doll is. Will we drive this thing?
Let's drive it.
Forklift trick.
It's the ignition key lock.
God damn it! Of course I need a key.
Of course.
Of course.
Should I shoot this?
That thing would explode, right?
Should I shoot this?
You know, let's try.
I'm not gonna die, right?
It's on the ground.
Batteries!
Let's go.
I'm alright.
So, Mamo, let's go.
Okay, how do I get in there?
Forklift trick.
Can I just use the door?
It's locked from the other side.
Mmm, what's that over there?
Oh, I see.
How do I get up there?
Forklift trick.
Can you go up there?
No, no.
No, no. There's no way to get up there.
Let's try going here.
Oh, is there something down here?
Is there a key down here?
Literally no.
Okay.
What's that?
Did we read it already?
Is it the key that we need? Nope
It is not the key that we need what if I shoot I saw somebody in there
Got an idea
Look at me with a big brain
Or you're not gonna give me anything okay good, I was about to say
Better give me something for that
Genius. Geniusness.
Mayor Holding.
Now what is that?
Useless information. That's what that is.
Goddamn. Where do I find the key?
Hmm. What is that up there?
I can't grab it.
That's annoying.
Can I shoot something and it explodes or not?
What is that up there?
Is that a key?
Oh, I think those are pills.
How would I get...
Oh, once the forklift is here, I can go up there.
Pretty sure, man.
I'm pretty sure.
Um...
It's the ignition key lock.
Okay. Tell me I can't use anything. I can't use my pen and sticky notes on this thing?
Not working.
God damn it.
Where do I find the key?
Okay.
Ugh, do that trick I showed you. What's the trick?
Shoot it?
Goddamn.
Can we just keep...
No? Goddamn.
Maybe... Oh! Maybe something in here.
It's always the areas that you haven't explored yet.
Always.
I'm sure there's something in here I gotta eat.
Oh God!
Hey, I saw you!
Oh, the power maybe?
Oh, okay, okay.
What do I gotta do?
Office, manager room, hallway, staff room, compressor room.
damn I don't know is that what that is would I need to would I need to power
up something no what I can't take another bite hmm what room is this loading
day was that part of the got the main NC swing loading day
hmm offices manager room hallway staff room compressor room I mean let's do
this from now and see what happens the two
The two areas that weren't lit up. You know what I mean?
It did work. It didn't work. God damn it.
It's nothing. God damn it. It didn't work, huh?
Key?
No key.
Hmm.
Okay.
Maybe something with a mirror.
What do I get with the mirror?
Yeah, I finally see the red light on that thing.
Hey, what's that?
This game is creepy when it needs to be.
Okay, hopefully they didn't reset me too far back, because that's what I was worried about in this game, man.
Ah, spicy!
It's spicy, man! Oh, by the way, I have an update for you guys. So, it turns out,
the Amazon controller that I got that, you know what? Oh, Lord Heavens!
Hey! Stop that! There's another one over there, right?
So, I'm still looking for the dolls.
It's blocked from the other side.
So that Lunar Controller that I got yesterday, not yesterday but I've had it for like a week,
never tried it until today, right?
Guess what?
Doesn't work.
I tried it on Sekiro, did not work, man.
It is what it is.
Do I have any of the dolls left?
I have the mom and the pop.
What do I do?
click enter use noise noise it's funny it's it it was working as as I as I was
saying it before right sorry I'm starting like like I'm stuttering like crazy
but it was working like how you guys saw where it was just that left that left
side of it basically was the only side that worked so none of the buttons work
The the d-pad didn't work that other squiggly. What did they even call it the squiggly one didn't work?
So yeah, it was it was defective, I believe so I replaced it
I'm gonna give the brand and that specific controller another chance
Let Amazon
You know reward me if you will
reward me with a little something something
for their atrocious
defective device and
And
Yeah, I'm getting a new one and hopefully that one works and if it doesn't dropping it all together and I'll try I'll try another brand
Hopefully it works out
soup oh
I
Hear somebody singin. I hear somebody singin
I'm lagging dude now. It's hot. I put my sweater on so that wouldn't be so cold, but now it's hot
Okay, what do we do? What are we at here? I think we're still looking for the dolls, right?
Do I need to reload? I don't need to reload. Still got my flashlight.
What's the checklist? We have one more mirror for this witch that we got allure into.
We need two more dolls. Oh, that's right. We were at that little area.
Crack the manager safe. We were at that one little area. I forgot what it's called.
Where the warehouse was that's where we got to go it was in the West Wing so I think
How do I get back?
It was over here
You use an Xbox controller Evelyn I
Feel like I mean it's it's technically an Xbox controller
I do like the fact that it's wireless so I can just connect to anything the loading bay. That's where we have to go
okay
Now I didn't know if it was glitched because I didn't understand how to open this gate dude. I
Do know that I was shooting this. I'll shoot these things up
Like
Maybe that was a mistake
Do that and then we have one in here. I got a stand over there to do it though flashlight
ammo
Whatever that is
Batteries batteries. Let's go HP don't need it. I
Don't need ammo. You're kidding. Oh, no, that's for HP
So yeah, I'm a little can I just push this open no
Not really sure I might need some help on this one
Yeah, this is where we finish off. Last stream.
Um, I need like some sort of key.
Which I don't know where to find, if I'm being honest.
Let's reload.
Don't know where to find this key.
You know where they're stashing the key?
I can't get up there without, I think, the tractor being right there,
and then when it's right there, I think I can just hop on it and then go there.
I think that's what they want me to do.
Huh? Where's the... Oh, there it is.
I was like, bruh, I can't see.
Oh, yeah!
Flashlight!
Plastic barrel, cleaning supplies, instructions are to leave at the docks and let the locals take care of shipping.
Someone's supposed to meet us there. How if we know?
Meet at the docks. Maybe it's at the docks?
Is that sort of, is that like the clue?
Is that the clue they've given me?
Oh, yup!
What was that?
And I even checked behind here and there was nothing.
So I have no idea where this key would be, dude.
It's a little strange.
Clues are usually on gasoline, like paper.
Yeah, I know, that's what I did.
It's not even on top of the tractor.
I don't know where they would put it.
Is there a way to get up on the vents, I guess?
Hmm.
I know I need to get up there somehow.
That's like the...
That's the next step.
How is the quest how you said normally on gasoline tanks there's nothing I could
do with this god damn and that door is completely sealed off huh it's blocked
from the other side blocked from the other side wait if it's blocked from the
other side wouldn't it be this door that blocks from the other side guards of
Scars! Of course!
Maybe I need to shoot this?
What does that do?
Oh! It just eliminates the pile, I see.
So I didn't like... I mean, we haven't enough bullets to do it.
We might as well.
We might as well.
See if there's any more clues we can discover.
What was that? We can't use this trolley?
Hmm...
Oh, let's break this.
What's that?
Noice.
Is this a new area?
Or is this like an easier passage area that I've been in before?
That's right! Okay, it's all coming back to me now.
It's um...
I was playing around with the switches, and I don't know if I'm supposed to maybe turn on the power for like a specific area.
Maybe something in here. Is there a key in here?
In the compressor room, maybe we go back in there, you know?
So many things.
First, let's give these a little pop.
Pop!
Flashlight!
I ain't see nothing. Where do we go? Of course it's blocked. Of course. Okay, okay. I mean,
Okay, I'm trying to, I'm trying to get the clues that the game would give me, right?
One clue, hold on let me see.
We're in the power room.
Where's, where's the loading bay?
West Wing, registers, general CCTV, oh yeah I remember that.
Locker room, staff room.
Oh that's the loading bay, okay.
warehouse loading bay toy area offices manager room CCTV hallway staff room
compressor I don't think there would be anything to do with that but I could be
wrong because why else would it want me to go over here right
it'd be wrong man maybe the staff room is there anything in the staff room am I
I suppose I get some cola.
Yeah, that's a small...
No dice.
No dice.
What's in here?
Did I miss the key in here, maybe?
I remember this.
Was there anything else?
Can we go up in the ceilings?
Questions.
Lots of questions.
a lot of answers, if I'm being perfectly honest. We do not have a lot of answers. I would like
the answers, please. I would like, because I'm gonna have to Google it. Hey, we got more
pills though, let's go. That's the first one of that one. What else, what else, what else?
Man, I haven't found a single coin though.
Like, not one coin, dude.
Where they hiding the coins?
Okay, maybe we just beat the witch first?
Maybe that's what they want us to do?
Because I remember doing all this already, so it's kind of redundant.
Ow.
Maybe something with the registers.
What's that? It's the item scanner.
It's an item scanner.
Is it working? Hey, who's there?
Is it working?
What do you want me to scan?
Uh...
This?
No?
No?
Damn.
Whatever is 449, I guess.
This way of killing two birds with one coin.
We're combining selling off our new postcard collection with our freshly minted homework
coins.
Oh, a single item can be scanned multiple times.
Oh, is that what I'm supposed to do?
By the way, why is my flashlight not on?
Is that what I'm supposed to do?
It shows you the price.
No, it doesn't.
Where does it show me the price?
It shows me the price on the cash register.
I mean, I have, I guess, here.
Better than doing that multiple times.
Let's go to this one, right?
Try all these out, but they don't work.
Hey! Oh Jesus Christ!
Don't make me shoot you.
$5, what's $5? How come that says $0?
What's $5?
What about this one?
$4, $4, $5.
So why is the glass here? Am I supposed to do this?
Maybe.
Interesting.
Very interesting.
What does that do?
It's an item scanner.
It's the item scanner.
It's the item scanner.
Yeah, I'm trying to scan these items. Nothing's happening.
And I wonder why.
They don't work!
Oh, zero now. Wait, am I supposed to set it? Is that why? Oh, it is scanning them. That's
so funny. It adds up to the 549. Oh, I think I see. Hold on, let me see. 399. And then
we, then we click it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's try that. I get it now. Three, we need 399.
Which one is $0.99?
Oh, definitely not that one.
How did I get...
Okay, whatever that one is, though...
Hold on, flashlight would be better.
$1.99.
Okay, cool.
And then one of these was $2.
This one...
Oh my God, a coin!
Bruh, I'm so happy.
Oh my God, I find...
Dude, talk about using your brain.
Sheesh!
Sheesh!
Okay!
Okay, what about this one, 250?
I got you.
Which one is 50 cents?
That one, okay.
And then the two dollars.
Hey, dude math, let's go.
Easy math, easy math.
Five dollars.
Oh.
I don't think I have five dollars.
Cause this one's 50, this one's 99.
I don't have a five dollar one.
Oh, but you can scan it multiple times.
Oh, my glob.
Okay, all these coins. Let's go.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, let's do this. Wait, how much is that? Not working.
Four dollars. Oh my god, easy.
Let's go. You know what's funny? If I would have gotten the first try, because I scanned that first
one two times, right? If I would have had that, I probably wouldn't have understood what I did,
and it would have just taken me longer to figure that out.
Okay, but we got some coins now. That should solve something, right?
I could do something with these coins. I know I could use one for the dollhouse, I think.
Bro, I don't like the sound of that. What's with all this spooky music?
Yeah, what's with all this spooky music, man?
Rotate the aisle. We don't have the combination yet.
That's for another... another time. What's this?
Oh! We have access. Dude, I've never been in here.
That's so funny. How come I've never been in here?
Thank the Lord for CCTV. Not only can I now catch shopletters in the act,
but thanks to my crafty intellect, I would never forget the code to my safe,
for it is embedded, hidden away through the lens of a security camera.
Oh, so it's one of the CCTVs.
OK, I don't understand how that works.
Or wait, does that mean it's embedded?
It's pointing to the combination, maybe?
Five, zero.
I'll one, two.
That's not going to be it.
Maybe maybe one of these.
I can't see that.
There's no way.
There's no way it would be one of those.
There was a coffee machine that you could coin in. In the office? I don't want to waste my coins.
I don't want to waste any coins here, you know?
Where do I go? I don't know if there's anything with the cameras I need to do.
Um...
I'm checking, I'm checking.
not see anything that would give me like oh god there's one she's coming for me
she's coming for me wait that's like really close oh mama see that let's go
Oh, the dates.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Where is she?
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Hey, you come in here.
You get blasted.
Straight up blasted.
So dark in here.
Zero percent.
God damn it.
You said there was a coffee machine?
Um...
Oh, we should reload.
Okay, let's go this way. I know I can use the coin for one of these things.
Man, now I can't see anything.
That sucks.
Staff room.
I know there was the vending machine that we could use it on.
Where's the vending machine at?
This way
4152 I think that's the code that's combination
4152, okay
I'll try that. I'm already here. So I'll try it later
Was there an area I needed to put the coin in here? No, I don't think so
I don't think there's anything I can do in the loading bay right now. Oh
That freaked me out. Oh
Oh, that's right. Oh my god. That's the key. That's the ignition key. Let's go
Baby girl, we got a key. Oh my god. We're finally gonna progress in the game
Nothing is free including this key. I know I had to pay up a freaking the homework coin
Yeah, get it. Is this mere broken? It is. Okay. Okay. I
Had to make sure and then we have the dollhouse
Where are you?
Bro, that looked like two heads.
I thought these were two heads.
Um, can we put a coin anywhere?
It's a small round of no luck.
What about that? What's that?
I'm not working.
What's this?
It's no use.
what is this? coin? guess not okay moving in along let's go let's go let's go let's go
progression time I'm out of here. this doesn't work. what? uh oh. oh shoot! huh could have
better do we just keep ignoring oh let's go don't go through here bra we got this
oh my god finally got some flashlight ammo dude you got some flashlight ammo
I needed that can I miss anything right oh my oh my god there's an army of them
brother's an army of them oh Jesus
whoop whoop whoop whoop
don't hit me
god dang
y'all spooky what's this
oh thank god
whoo
scary
what's this
the doll
We need two more. No, sorry one more. We needed two more, but now we got the one. Okay
That's excellent. It's amazing. Um, I don't want to forget anything in this area though
What's around here?
Nothing
noise. What about this? Noise. Just so that we have access for later. Hey, what was that?
Oh, nothing I guess. Can we break those? Okay. Excellent. Oh God, I can't see nothing.
Let's keep it moving alone, or hold on, hold on, hold on.
I think that's all I needed to do over there, right?
Okay.
See if there's anything in here.
What's this?
Ooh!
Nice.
Did I collect them all?
I did not.
Sucks.
What's this?
Taking statements from co-workers and shoppers, it seems Miss Rule had a panic attack which
resulted in the accidental breaking of a mirror.
Due to the mishandling of the situation by people, her at the time, a quick escalation
resulted in Miss Rule taking her own life, using a shard of broken mirror glass.
There's no evidence of foul play, though I suspect she might have been in relations
with a staff member.
Name David!
God, it's always a David.
Always a David, man.
Uh-oh.
What was it you wrote in her file?
Patient was encouraged to establish routine errands that would put her outside.
Wow. No wonder her mother blames you.
Why would you even fall in love with someone named Dave?
I know! My thoughts exactly.
To all the Davids out there, it's just a joke! It's just a joke, man!
What the and to everybody not named David I
Kid I can only have my gun out, but at the same time oh
God trash
They call me the trash man what's that?
I'm all right
Bruh
We got the last thought. Oh my god. We are on a roll right now
Love to see it. What's this?
How dramatic she did call herself trash. I don't know why there's no surprise. Oh
I ain't surprised
You might be surprised, but I'm not surprised at all if I'm being honest
if I'm being
Honestly, you're honest.
Wasn't I here already?
Let's go this way.
Let's go this way.
And then we go this way.
Don't need any of this, right?
Okay.
So, we just gotta place the dolls.
Let's sprint. Let's get over there.
We did the dolls.
Was there anything else that we needed to do in that little area?
Let's go fix the dolls up.
up I mean we're here let's do it oh what about the vending machine before I do
the dolls what about the vending machine I'm itching to see what that vending
machine has to offer me forgot where it was though this way they don't attack
me now I was in here I knew it okay give it to me you're kidding me
No!
Oh, we're shooting this.
Wow. Scammers. Absolute scammers.
Oh my God. I can't believe it.
You know, I also took the time to do that.
Literally, I took the time out of the game to go fricking...
Put that going in the machine.
And that's what it does to me, huh?
It's a small rounded slot.
They go frickin- put that coin in the machine!
And that's what it does to me, huh?
It's a small, rounded slot.
Am I putting these in the right area?
Or not?
I guess not.
Damn.
We gotta figure out the father, the daughter-
Okay, this is the daughter's room.
Based on the assumption-
Maybe this is the brother's room?
Or is the brother taking a shower?
Oh, dude, somebody got murdered, though!
Maybe that's the daughter, and then this is the-
Maybe this is the brother's room.
I don't remember. What did they say? Also, what's that?
Oh man, we need five dolls? How's that possible?
How's that possible?
Hey!
Or this is like another area.
We don't use up one of these spots.
Because there's also that spot over there, dude.
God damn it, how am I supposed to know?
Wow!
How am I supposed to know?
I WONDER! I WONDER!
Bruh.
Okay, Mama was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer.
So let's start with that. Mama was making dinner. Where's the kitchen at?
Is this the kitchen? I mean, this is the dining room.
No, I'm gonna run out of batteries, dude.
I mean, I guess I could still see, but not as well. God damn it.
That's annoying.
It's very annoying.
Can't like buy batteries.
Jesus Christ.
I can't even see.
Hold on.
This is zero percent I know, but I just need to figure out where is the kitchen here?
What is that?
That's the attic, isn't it?
That is definitely a bedroom.
Those are two bedrooms, dude.
Is that the kitchen?
Oh.
That's, that's the kitchen?
What's that?
That's the...
This might be the kitchen.
It's a small rounded slot.
Let's do that one, maybe?
Hold on.
What's in back there?
There's one over...
Oh, we can go this way.
Bruh.
Okay, no, that's not the kitchen.
That's not the kitchen.
Give me that.
There's the kitchen.
Momdoll.
By the fire, Dad would sleep all day long.
That's over here.
Don't need a flashlight for that.
And then, in the attic, he had courage, now my brother hides in storage, okay, we got
the brother.
Oh, wait, in storage, so over here.
That would make more sense.
And then, me, I'm fine, I'm good, then crash!
And since I'm bad, I'm lifeless trash.
Is it this?
The blood?
No?
Really?
Okay, we just need to figure out the daughter then.
We could just move around I guess well, I need the flashlight. I can't I can't see
No
Really
Did we do we did that one first?
No, we didn't do that one. Oh shoot. We only have one more spot the attic small rounded swat
You're kidding me. Where did where did she go? I
I didn't get it.
Dad by the fire.
Damn it, I'm gonna run out of fuckin' flashlight.
Mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer.
Oh, the mom is not in- okay, the mom's not- why didn't I see that?
Where's the freezer?
I mean, wouldn't that still be- what does that mean?
Oh, she's the one that's dead?
What does that mean?
Now she's in the freezer.
That's not the attic then, right?
I think she's the one that's dead and then the daughter...
Where's the daughter at? Do I still have it?
Where's the daughter at?
Yes, not.
Okay, we gotta move the daughter around.
That didn't work.
Maybe she was in the kitchen. It's a small rounded slot. I have a feeling
No
How can such a puzzle be this hard you don't understand too right okay good
I'm not the only one that doesn't understand this that's what I was worried about I was like dude
I'm reading the facts here mom was making dinner, but now she's in the freezer
But that would that would still be in the kitchen. No, they don't have like a giant freezer
Do they or is this considered the freezer this little area which I could barely see
But no, that's storage that would make sense of that storage
This is a bedroom. This is a bet
Yeah, that's a bedroom. Oh
Wait, what is this? What's this area?
Looks like a bedroom also, but like that's a bunk bed, right? Yeah, the attic I have no idea
Freezer would be freezer. I don't get it. The dad is definitely in a good spot, right? Or no.
I stuffed him in the laundry bay. Oh wait, he's not... Where's the laundry?
Okay, this is the laundry room. Oh wait, maybe the dad's over there. It's a small rounded slot.
Yeah, let's try let's try putting the dad there. Where would the freezer be?
In the attic storage
Why are those circled right? We have four that are underlined no five
five underlines to
two circles. Oh
Bro my flashlight. How is it running on like zero percent?
Yeah, and I look like a boys room too, but there's nowhere to put the...
There's nowhere to put a laundry thing.
So I guess we don't listen to that, right?
My by fire dad would sleep all day.
I stuffed him in the loading bay.
Oh, that's not even...
What am I thinking?
That doesn't say laundry at all.
Anybody else see the word laundry?
Or was it just me?
I think it was just me.
Okay.
He was definitely over here then, since there's no loading bay.
Unless he's in the garage?
Unless he is in the garage?
I mean, we could try that.
Nothing's working so far.
Loading bay, as in, like, the garage, and then the brother in the attic.
And then, where else?
The mom in the kitchen?
Wait, is that the kitchen?
That's not the kitchen.
This is the kitchen.
And then the daughter, dude, I have no idea.
I don't know what they're expecting of me.
I mean, probably here, right?
No?
Dude, I don't know, though.
I'm bamboozled.
Who's the one that died over there?
I thought that worked for a second when the light went out bruh
Dude I have no idea. Okay, let's get the dad out of there. Let's put the dad here cuz this will make sense by fire, right?
By fire loading bay this ain't no loading bay, right?
Let's just assume the brothers in the attic mom's in the kitchen, okay, so it's just the daughter now
Oh my god, well that's creepy. Dude it's like we're entering... it's like we're entering a
uterus or something. Join me! Oh god. T-Block. Sounds like a... sounds like a
rapper's name.
Dude, this is weird. But although if you saw this as a kid that would be pretty,
pretty lit, not gonna lie. Oh I didn't like that noise. I got another T-Block
with an A on it. Oh I haven't even been looking at that. We got battery even though
it's been surviving on zero percent for like ever.
Another one.
D-Block.
So we have T-A-D.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Is it dangerous?
Did we shoot it?
Okay, now I'm going to freak out.
Is it chasing me?
Bruh.
Bruh.
Creepy.
Very creepy.
The last, the last mirror.
Oh my god.
What was that?
What's all this?
I can put something in here.
The blocks.
Oh, we need four?
No, we need five.
Okay.
Five blocks it looks like.
Ah.
Okay, so this is D. E. I don't have E. I have T, though.
Ah, okay, so this is D
E I don't have E. I have T though
And we have a well, that's not by the way
Hated by who okay, so we definitely need to find the blocks first. Oh, I don't like this
spooky
Plasma
It's all around
Spooky plasma man, I like it anything else I can get
Man, I feel like that puzzle took whoops that puzzle took bro. You serious right now
That puzzle took way longer than I think it needed to I
Was thinking way too hard about it. I
Wasn't I
Wasn't considering the fact that it would just be super straightforward brother and attic
Mom and kitchen
Dad by fireplace and then the daughter wasn't specific and I figured that was the bathtub thing
But I should have just started the brother in the attic instead of overthinking it
Okay, that's the wormhole
Maybe I got a shoot a balloon oh
No, no, no, no, no, oh it's battered
Got a blot. Okay, we need one more block.
Literally, just one more. What's over here?
Okay, that's where we...
That's where we were.
Okay, this place is pretty cool, though.
Like I said, as a kid, imagine...
Hey, there's a ball. Oh, Jesus! Christ.
Thank you.
I don't know how that happened, but thank you.
Okay, let's do this. Let me have my gun out, just in case.
I can put something in here.
That seems correct, but something with the reflection is wrong.
What? How's that wrong? You're kidding me.
Who's that? Oh, do I need to spell it the other way?
I mean, this would be the right way if this was an actual mirror.
What did he say? Something in the reflection seems wrong.
Did I go over here?
Okay.
I guess we'll spell it out.
OH DEEZ!
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where is she?
Where's me? Where's the mirror at? I gotta keep track of this mirror dude. Oh mother!
Jesus Christ, I didn't think I was gonna get behind the mirror in time.
What the?
What are the dummies doing? Did that look like some kind of ritual going on?
It's kind of sexual ritual.
Jesus, so we did it!
She wanted to die.
Only someone as selfish as you would try and take that away from her. I'm so glad to see you fail.
What?
I'll call that mission accomplished.
I do say so myself
Dude I hear somebody crying and like I don't know if I want to approach that is that her over there
Man it's not gonna let me jump over we have our gun out or what you got a shooter I guess not
What do we do
Don't kill me!
Oh! Awesome.
How sweet.
Aha!
Outside influence, you say?
That was the day she pulled the mirror off...
Off it's hinges putting on her mother's makeup the taste of blood and lipsticks stayed in her mouth until the very end
Got that visual
No, thank you
So we did it we're done
Ain't forgetting something the pills. Oh, I don't have the pills dude as much
I mean, I don't know where to get it though as much as I would love to where am I supposed to get these pills, man
That's a little dark as frick.
I have one more coin I guess I could use.
I don't know where to use it though.
You said there was a coffee machine that I could use the coin in?
I guess I could use it there.
Pills is not that important honestly.
They all hidden like collectibles.
Okay, okay.
solving right now. Such touching story. Oh my god. I just can't believe it.
As Dr. Phil would say, to the ranch. To the ranch. David, you fool.
Yeah, damn it. Where's the golf... ah, let's just get out of here. We spent so much time
that stupid dollhouse puzzle that we got to get out of here. It is what it is. Oh
god damn I don't want to get lost. Where was I?
Bro that's creepy. I mean since I'm here I see a water machine. Don't see a coffee
machine though is it over here
yeah yeah let's get out of here am I for oh my flashlight still works isn't that
amazing
I think it's this way oh the safe oh yeah let me go do that that was in the
office right where's the safe at where's the safe at staff room no it was
next to the CCTV thing still owes me yeah this freaking thing man shake it up
let's get to the office this manager room yeah
wasn't the cameras here weird okay what's the code
What's what's the code? What's the code? Whoops definitely not it
41 52 what am I gonna find in this safe?
Didn't work oh I have to select the number bro
No, I did the wrong thing.
Okay, let me do it again.
Four, four, one, five, two.
Four, one, five, two.
Let's go!
Let's go!
We got stamina, and that's it.
Oh boy.
We got the one point in stamina, let's go.
At least I only need one for the other ones also.
That's not bad, I'll take it.
Onwards.
Thank you, thank you for the help, Evelyn.
I couldn't have done it without you.
I couldn't have done it.
Aha!
So there's nothing else, there's nothing else I can grab.
Man, don't that thing look like an anus?
All right, I guess we uh, oh, Mama Sipa.
She can't stand to sight of herself.
I don't blame her.
What?
But she needs to see the world for what it is.
Help her reflect on this.
Show her what she needs to see.
Oh, is this the beginning area?
This is the beginning area, right?
So we go through the door, I think.
Yeah.
That's how we're gonna
Goodbye off brand Walmart. Goodbye
At least the bit of pills, yeah, exactly we completed one of the things you got stamina, that's pretty good
All right
We got to walk all the way back damn, okay
I think I'm ready now, we can talk about the scars, my face, if you'd like, yes, I appreciate
you not asking me about them, I mean I do see you looking at them, can't see, everyone
does all the time anyway, it doesn't work, oh it does when I'm listening, they're gonna
really make me go all the way around. Is it to play the tapes? Did I miss a tape? No,
right? Oh, God, it was fun.
For this one, I was practicing at home, and I was in the bathroom just playing with, like, some of my mom's makeup, and then I...
Sorry. Take your time.
I just slipped. I don't know. I lost my balance, and I grabbed a mirror cabinet, and the whole thing just fell... apart.
I hate her, my mother. She made me go anyway.
Make you go where?
Out. To the project.
Oh.
Everywhere. With a busted face and stitches.
Yeah, I blame my parents too. They did that.
If your parent can't see the reasonability of like, bruh.
Don't traumatize your kid by like forcing them into like that social pressure dude.
She told me I was so pretty.
She said people wouldn't judge me.
Guess what?
They did.
Or at least have a lot of time before that builds up, you know.
Before putting that situation into it.
You gotta have some resolve with yourself before dealing with all that.
I can't help everyone!
I understand.
Don't look at me!
Yeah.
Oh, is that right?
Time for a gun out.
Damn.
Yeah, poor girl.
really sad story I had him was just like damn it's true I'm shocked I'm
surprised what's this circumstance of treatment he should began treatment as
a mandated disciplinary measure in college remains expressed concern
possible suicidal ideation that work patient would hide in a room for fear of
judgment over her personal appearance as a child patient was entered into pageants
by her mother which by the way that's so messed up how would your mother do that
dude like you have like you'd have to be delusional first of all to not be like
that self-aware if you will of the situation not to say that the girl is
still not pretty or anything like that but it's the idea of like there's a lot
to overcome personally before you start advertising that you know what I mean
put her in like pageants of all things dude that's crazy not traumatize
anybody suffer verbal abuse relating to her appearance wow no surprise
patient suffers from the constant notion of judgment from others naturally
because she was forced into like pageants and stuff.
That's terrible, dude.
Patient internalized this as an extreme, to an extreme degree,
retaining a strong, what did I say, aversion to public spaces for fear of being judged.
Patient was encouraged to establish routine errands that would put her outside.
Damn man.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Yeah, let's blame the mother.
Let's blame the mother for making it like that much harder, you know what I mean?
Jesus Christ, imagine, Hagen's school on its own, right?
Literally, like, you can't get more judgmental than those areas.
And it's like, oh yeah, on top of that, let's do that with the fact that, you know, she just went through this
experience that altered her image in a way that she needs to-
Desmond? Darling?
What? Who said that?
I'll take cope with.
Why, I did, of course.
But even herself you know what I mean you can talk now
Oh my
Let's not waste any more time on how unbelievable this on me being tackle the situation at hand
Good cats talking you are going to die Desmond if you do not get to the bottom of all this
madness
Simply you must keep a little head and find a way through this
I will help you as fast as I possibly can
Now concentrate
Let have some answers
I don't know this is weird that guy with the hat would have some answers
Feels weird having my gun on the cat, so let me have like the flush sheets
my patience
Okay, explore the building.
more unto the breach. She wants me to explore Virginia's? What? Is that Virginia's? I couldn't
Even Pet Tonya?
Whoops!
Dude, she disappeared.
Whose thing is this?
I mean the other one was a Walmart thing outside so there's no way that this one wouldn't be
the apartment.
Oh cool, it's outside also.
Okay, let me get out of here.
No!
It won't let me!
Oh my god!
Wait, it's those things!
Oh, it's not! Dude, that freaked me out.
I thought it was those ghoulies with our... they usually have a red eye.
Oh, that's too funny.
Did we listen to this already or these new tapes?
I'm equally as fascinated as I am scared.
Life at Bill Nathen has become unfamiliar lately.
People are... hell, I'm starting to see unusual patterns, behaviors.
Ever since the crowd...
Yeah, the Ooga Booga guys.
It's beginning to make sense.
That chased me around.
My patience.
We're dropping like flies.
okay you definitely can't be a good doctor if all your patients are killing
themselves that's crazy dude I need to understand what this is that take this
guy's license away I'm not gonna laugh that's his record all the patients are
just like well I saw the dock and you know yeah I just don't want to be here
God.
Alright, let's get out of here.
I thought I didn't want me to play the tape since there was an indicator on it, but I
think that was just for the sake of an indicator, right?
So we don't have to worry about it.
The cat's back, I think.
Is she back for me or did I do something wrong?
Let's have a look.
Can we pet her now?
Try looking around the building whenever you get the chance.
Who knows?
You might find something new.
Okay.
How do I pet you?
Oh, there we go.
There we go.
No, I actually don't.
Petting a cat is priority.
It's priority.
See you soon.
See you soon.
I mean, this would make the perfect sense to explore, right?
I'm just fascinated by the fact that this flashlight operates at 0% battery.
I don't think we need to pick up any batteries, but why not, right?
It might as well.
It's funny, I haven't needed any HP, which is nice.
You see? They look like ghoulies.
So now we're on the rooftop.
The music's getting a little spooky.
How do I... What's blocking this?
There's no chain or anything, so why can't I go in?
Whoa
Spooky
Oh, there's a telescope.
I'm good.
I can't.
Full.
Wow.
The moon?
Damn.
Can I get somebody's window, though?
Catch somebody in the air.
Or not.
I guess not, okay.
Can I use this as a weapon?
How do I get in here?
Can I break these shackles?
No?
Bro, there's nothing holding this part though.
I thought it was like some rope I could cut.
I guess not.
Who's this?
So is that it? That was it.
Looks like it.
Oh! Well, no, because I'm going to injure myself, right?
If I go up there.
With a barbed wire.
You can go there after you finish the last chapter.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Okay, so now we have the roof discovered,
at the very least.
It's the cat.
How come the cat didn't disappear this time?
Are the ghoulies still around?
I don't know.
Where's Virginia's apartment?
I totally forgot.
Is it here?
I don't remember.
Let's have our gun out.
Just in case.
Let's have her go now.
Oh yeah, it is right.
Oh, this is my home.
Okay, good to know, good to know.
We can't go in.
Interesting.
TV still doesn't work?
What's my favorite channel?
Nothing.
Oh, guy!
Skadaw, skadoob.
What's that noise?
Killing me.
Is that explore the building?
Who's that mean?
This part?
This area?
No?
There was no...
Oh ho!
I don't like that.
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
What was that?
Bro, all these doors are locked.
All of them are locked.
Okay.
I guess to...
What is the second floor?
Think?
Let's go to floor one.
Find out.
Yeah.
That door is still locked.
I'm stuffed, I'm stuffed.
Oh, have we been there before?
Apartments.
Maybe we go to our apartment.
So far we've learned the change is inevitable.
You either get with the times or the world changes without you.
Okay.
How about this?
Did that do anything?
Flashlight.
Can I go here?
What if I do? Can I shoot that?
I think I could shoot that, right? Let's try.
Let's try, let's try.
It worked, dude!
Is this a shortcut? Was I allowed to do that?
That's pretty cool, man.
Was I allowed to do that?
Let's try these, I guess.
Yes!
Oh!
Pistol out.
Noise.
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, we found out what the noise was
Okay
Wait, where did I come from?
I shot the thing that blew up this area, right?
I think I just want to get my bearings.
Did it want me to go to the apartments over there or whatever that door is?
Hey, we got more tablets!
Motha!
Motha!
Dude, I couldn't get my gun out in time and that's how it freaked me out.
This is why you need to be armed all the time.
Oh, there's another door over there.
Before...what's this?
Before we go do that.
Dude, that stuff looks toxic.
I don't think it's safe to be breathing any of this.
Oh, God.
But am I supposed to go in there?
Noice.
Noice.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't want to step in that.
Let's-let's goodaddle from it from now.
What's this?
Does it tell me?
God damn it.
You can have a gas mask now.
You gotta return to the basement and explore it a bit.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
gas mask before I do that we just finish up checking out all this right minimize
well oh so that was the door to that okay good to know good to know yes I'm
aware the lights flickering in the section before it'll be fixed thank
Oh, so that's where I need to go, okay. Will I die instantly? Or will I still have some health?
What's up?
We got a coin! OH MY-
Bro, keeping up on me like that. Bro really just stood behind me and said boop.
God damn why he got to do that though. Why he creeping like that?
Jesus Christ, okay
What's up? Oh god. Oh god. Get me out of here. Get me out of here. I'm stuck dude. I'm stuck Jesus
Oh, I had to go this way
The game was like no go the other way
Okay, we use it here as a small coin slot oh
This is for the pills right what do I need?
Dang it here we go health speed
Stealth maybe speed what speed like how fast I run
Or is it or should I just increase the hell
Yeah, let's do health. Let's do health. That would make more sense.
Especially when we got these people creeping up on us.
Hey! Let's go!
By the beam!
Oh, we can just keep buying stuff, huh?
Okay!
What's this?
Pill-popping boomer? Bro, whatcha call me?
That's Ruth.
How do we get over there?
Whoa.
Fascinating.
Fascinating.
Anything over here?
Flashlight.
Nice.
Nice.
It's down there.
Oh, sheesh.
What's all this?
Shoot it up.
Nice.
Excellent.
Get up to me.
Nice.
They just ain't numb.
We got them the same numb.
We got him the same nom.
Okay.
Is there anything on the ground here?
Ooh!
We got a speed!
Let's go!
What's this?
Spring on New Year.
Last night Milton Haman's welcomed New Year in style with a rashus.
Rakus?
Party in the town square that included fireworks, line dancing, and a musical performance by
the town choir.
Horrific
How's that? Oh, guess not
Some lovely water is that it
What's in here?
105 it only creased it it increased it by five points. That's it
Wait, is this locked?
Oh!
Oh my god, I heard the noises!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Dude, they're tankier now!
They're freaking tankier now, man!
Oh my god.
Close this goddamn door.
They really be creeping up on me.
How'd they know I was in here?
you know the combination bank chance of one what year is it think I know
damn this way you always got a reload this is why you got a reload it's a
combination
You've been reading a newspaper, a newspaper recently.
Did I?
Oh, that one out there, you're kidding me.
That was actually going to give me some facts.
Let's go take a look.
This one?
1997, is that it?
very local market. 97 is going to be our best year, blah blah blah. Let's try it out. Let's try it out.
1997. Oh, what a time to be alive. Or is this a newspaper? No. Oh, and that's why he asks what
year is it gotcha gotcha okay hey look at me we got another one we got another
one we got another one and we got another nine so we have one point in all
them now. That's pretty good. We're shaking, we're grooving. We're shaking that leg up.
Let's go. Okay, now I guess we go to the basement since we discovered everything over here.
What are the freaking, the mirror out? All these doors are locked, right? You just tell
me so I don't have to click each one. This doesn't explode at all. Okay, I'm just double
I'm just gonna go check it.
What the?
I almost see that.
Ow.
It's time really running out.
Or is he trying to scare me?
This guy, man.
I guess we can go here.
I thought I blew that up already.
I'm gonna go check it.
I'm gonna go check it.
I'm gonna go check it.
I'm gonna go check it.
I'm gonna go check it.
I thought I blew that up already
Is that noise
Alan's home, oh where you gotta put these candles out dude cause fire
Dude, is this it?
Looks like your classic New York apartment for $3,000 a month.
This one hallway.
What's that?
Can I reach it?
No?
Okay.
Oh, there's a door.
Wow.
Never mind.
Ten thousand a month.
There's an extra room in here.
Oh, we got Alan's tape now, though.
Dark Whales told me to write, so I'm writing.
Even though I don't want to write, what do I want to write?
to scream at people. A woman by Lighthouse today told her meatheaded boyfriend I was
looking at her funny and he punched me in the gut. I wish I could bury both of them
in the ground. And so I had to see red.
Okay Alan, okay. Now we see why he... First of all, wait a second. I didn't even like fully understand what he just said there.
someone the girl that's a knife the girlfriend said to the boyfriend that
this guy was gonna her funny and the boyfriend just bought that and resort to
violence immediately it's gonna whack so we can go up there once we have the
mask right okay okay okay that was it though see I always forget that I have
a flashlight let's get out of here it's the dad it's gonna do Alan is a teen as
I remember oh yeah, I was picturing like this old dude. That's I was like man. That's weird
That's weird for him to get punched in the gut like just off the word of something but in high school that would make sense
That would totally make sense. Okay. It's so funny in high school where it's just like they said this
Nobody uses the brain. They're just like, okay
Evidence your references
Trust me, bro
Source question mark
Trust me, bro, and they always do without question. They always do
How do I get the mask down? Oh, it's over there, right? Dude, this door is still locked though
Door is locked
Do I go in through here? No
And when I get the mask
Am I going the right way? Or am I wasting time? You can be honest with me.
You can be totally honest with me. There's something over there. How do I get over there?
Hmm. It's blocked off though.
Parkour!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, drugs.
Epic drugs.
What else? What's this? Hello.
Oh, cool.
Hello, Tchu-Tchu. I'm gonna have my pistol out, dude.
This area's a little too spooky.
Oh, we can go through here now. Nice.
What's this?
Ooh, did that increase health?
Let's go. That's a good one.
That was a juicy one.
Let's have our flashlight out.
Since there is no boogaboo-gus around.
Hey, what's up, Gardener?
How you doing?
You ready to get spooked out?
Why don't I get in here?
Uh-huh!
Noice.
Ah-ha!
Noice.
Oh, God!
That's close.
Oh, God!
Wait, will the mask protect me?
From that now?
Oh, shoot, this is a jump.
Hmm?
Parkour!
Parkour!
Huh?
Parkour!
Parkour!
The straps are broken, I'll have to... hold it.
That's why I don't put the gas.
Huh, I don't mind.
Especially if I can...
Oh, but if there's like...
If there's a dude chasing me down...
I gotta worry about that, huh?
I gotta take off the mask...
And then do that.
Well, the mask won't protect me against this stuff, right?
How do I cleanse that area?
What?
Masks will protect you from black guys also. Really?
Oh, it does work. Noice. Now I can't see.
Oh god, I didn't realize I was on top of it.
Was I already here?
No I wasn't.
Let's go.
More stamina baby.
that's rude now we got a man I can't see
natural darkness here yeah I can't see
nothing do I jump I can't hold on really
well I'm scared get me out of here how
am I supposed to move dude I was like I
I couldn't... Oh my!
The blades had me freaking. That thing? That was like a zombie.
Wait, why can't I go in?
Look at this.
You said I could travel through the gas.
Oh god, I can't see.
Everything is mixed in your head. Oh, is this not the mask for this?
You're kidding me. So how do I get that?
The store is locked.
I'm doing good by the way, if you were asking me. If you weren't, it's okay.
I should have opened this door.
You can go through here after completing second chapter.
Ah, okay.
So I don't worry about the black guys right now.
Gotcha.
At least I have a mask.
I mean, it is what it is.
Back to the first floor.
So there was one of those doors I had to go through, right?
Most likely.
Which one was it?
Have I gone through?
I haven't gone through this one yet.
So let's go through this one.
I don't remember what it was.
We went through Alan's.
Aha!
This is it.
That's right because we couldn't get by here last time.
Gotcha.
Zoinks!
Got a flashlight out.
Put the TV on.
I remember that, I remember that.
That's right, that's right.
They said don't jump on the bed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Let's go through here.
That's the mirror.
Ooh, that door's locked.
Uh, that door's locked too.
It's locked.
You're kidding me.
This doesn't work.
God damn it.
Is there a key?
Where's the key at?
Is it over here?
I said don't stay in bed.
A linen, a linen damaged by the knife.
Am I supposed to stab linen?
Let's see, maybe we do this.
No, the bear.
No.
Oh man, we actually destroyed the bear.
I didn't mean to do that.
Where would the key be?
This was the area that it wanted me to explore.
Hmm.
Think, really watch.
Think!
That's still locked.
I mean, can we just bust it?
Okay.
And I'm out of here.
Oh, maybe we do this. What is that? It's a demon. These doors are really large. Wait,
There's a key here
It was a ghost key oh my goodness what
Oh god
Bro, I can't read that we spoke of running a Roshak test. What is that? Have you done one before?
Virginia
In movies, you show me a picture and I say what it makes me feel.
I show you an ink blot, and you tell me what it might look like, shall we do a few?
Sure.
First image.
A flower, but it's broken.
Uh, second image.
A crowded auditorium.
A third image.
Oh, people fighting.
What might this be for the fourth image?
A monster with six arms, like snakes.
I'm sorry. I just sound incredibly stupid.
Not at all.
There are no wrong answers, Virginia.
Yeah, does this last thing blood make you feel powerful?
Powerful? That's weird. That's what you're thinking of saying.
Seeing a monster with six arms makes you feel powerful?
It's kind of weird, not to lie.
Is that it? Was that it? We just needed the vinyl?
And we good or let's do this again. Oh, yeah, I think we're good. Okay
Dados could do to
Why you make a foot of my voice acting
Bruh all I'm saying is I should have done a nice voiceover narrative for this game
They got to take a look at this stream and be like, okay, we made a mistake, we should've
hired this guy, we could've done all the voices.
What's over here?
Where do we play the- oh, yes, there was a- what is it called?
What is it called?
Where was that?
That record player.
In my office?
It might it might have been in my office. Let's go to my office room number two. We might get some
Can you do an impression of kiwi?
The one that was in the game
That one
Don't kill me, please. I hate on this freaking phone rings, dude. Not the lie. I really don't like it
I'll ensure the one-man freak show answers phone while you're here on the other side
I hang up the beat.
Oh boy.
Listen, I got my gun ready, it's all good, it's all Gucci.
I got my Glock right here.
What you gonna do about it?
about it. You better not be acting sussy there.
Wooo, you acting sussy!
Can't pet her again. Shame. Let's close this door, man. I'm tired of people, like, sneaking
up on me. I can listen to songs with this.
What?
Someone's got a short attention span.
Oh, bro. Not bad.
I thought I had to move this thing.
Weapon out. Is that it?
Don't even aim at her, the cat.
Ponya.
She was being a little sissy earlier.
You heard that demonic voice that she was hearing?
Oh, now we're going to be...
Like the others pretending
But trust it, are you in?
Let you see through my broken skin
Let you tell me people will love me
Like if it helps me, you're greater than me
Oh, the world came crashing down on me
I did not die
I went to sleep
I watch you as I am dreaming
Look away
I'm dreaming
Oh, the world came crashing down on me
I did not die
I went to sleep
I love the random content from Gartner.
It's kind of slightly blinkering over the western U.S.
It's true. It's funny, I was just looking at that on Twitter.
I don't know what the Chinese are doing, but...
Like anything, it's all about data.
They want more data.
They already get plenty through tiktok
Cat jam is literally time. Yes, I know right
Is that it it's my record player it is is that it
Not to be rude, but I expected more.
I expected a lot more, Tanya.
I thought that was gonna, like, progress me somehow.
I don't think it did.
Considering the fact that I still need a mask for the ghoul-y stuff.
what else what else maybe there's a door I haven't been through yet
they have all the data already I want to be surprised it is what it is I don't
really mind there's a door I haven't tried opening yet we went through that
that one right I don't remember what it was oh that was Allen's room that was
Allen's room
we haven't gone through here yet but I don't know how to get there with the
map right the mask but I won't be able to jump over the boxes no what a shame
That looks really cool, though.
How do we move these boxes?
It needs to explode, right?
Normally that's what happens.
Maybe something over here?
What's this?
You have some aware of the lights flickering.
No candles, no fires, no guns.
Maybe I missed it over here.
What's that noise?
Oh, we got another phone call!
Yeah, that doctor worked.
Huh?
Hey, this guy just talks nonsense when he calls me.
Huh?
Hey, this guy just talks nonsense when he calls me.
Literal nonsense.
What to do?
What to do?
Do I go back to Allen's place?
Maybe?
I guess let's go back to Allen's place.
I feel like I've done everything else.
Can I go through here?
Damn it!
utility room did I cover everything in here if you're reading this it means I
was right in that case slide second floor above the vending machine oh yeah
dude this was like super early up of the gun okay oh we have a door with a mask
Let's go. We finally found a reason for the mask. What's this? Ooh. Was that for
health? Yes, we got another one for health. Let's go. That was it though? Oh man. I
thought it was gonna progress me somehow.
Okay, now I can collect this, right?
Noice.
So I'm at 110.
What did I say I was going to do?
Go through here.
Let's do it.
Maybe there's like a clue I missed in Alan's place.
That's what I'm supposed to do.
Alan is seeming a little bit sussy now.
Nah, you see, like, I'm supposed to go through there.
I don't want to move forward.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Is there something I missed? Maybe the thumb?
No one is picking up.
interesting interesting not really sure what that means dude that's everything
yeah I gotta come back here when I have the the other mask so where do I go just
go to Virginia's apartment again brah I was already there though oh again now
that I've risen to the vinial right mmm good thinking good thinking let's try
Let's try that. Let's try that. Go, go, go, go, go. Ow. Bro, this glass, man.
Gun's out. Can't trust nothing you see.
Maybe we're supposed to open another door.
Bro, can't I just like, shoot these locks?
That's it man, that was it.
I mean, we're back in the bathroom, but I don't think we're supposed to see or do anything in here.
Hmm.
Bad name.
I said just don't go there again.
Oh!
I see.
I see.
Oh, official says balloon poses no national security threat.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
Like I said, they're just data collectors.
Ah, the phone.
Wait, does that mean it doesn't want me to go that way?
We're watching you, Doctor.
Are you doing your job?
Are you helping?
I think so.
Wait, have I gone there?
No, I haven't, right?
Because of the smoke.
So, I didn't... the phone rang when I got to this part.
Little does it know, I can't even get through there.
Maybe something down there.
Let's go back here.
Oh, we got more phones ringing.
Is that it?
Can I hang up on this guy?
You need to go to your office and listen to Alan's tape.
I have Alan's tape? Oh my god. I didn't even realize that.
Okay, let's get- let's head back to the office.
Thank you for telling me. That probably saved me at least 20 minutes, because I would have been exploring down there.
Alright.
To the office!
I assumed I needed to do something else because the Tanya said, see ya later.
Come back when you have something useful to me, you know?
What the? Hello, Tonya, I'm back.
I gotta say, I'm not a big fan of Hallmark cat food.
You got this.
I forgot, I had Alan's tape. Oh my god.
Oh, that's right, we gotta live it, right? We gotta live through Alan's tape.
Dude, that's crazy. That's spooky.
Spooky-wookie! I could pet her? It didn't give me the option last time. I didn't think I was able to do it again.
I'll pet her on the way back.
Was there... there was no play button, right? I didn't want to miss the first one. I think I need a sprint.
Weeah!
Noice.
Pro-epic landing.
Okay Mr. Shore, team's running. Thank you for agreeing to be recorded.
Oh, um, should I just stop talking? What do you want to know?
What made you decide to... how exactly do you feel weird?
Oh, what the?
Slightly. Filled it. I've had these nightmares. Ever since I came to remember, I've always had these...
I can't explain.
They recur.
Man, like there are themes in them that keep coming back.
Ah, this is done.
It's been such a constant that I
shake my life around them to come.
Have you ever seen anyone
love these recurring nightmares?
Like a shrink, like you?
No. Honestly,
for the longest time I thought it was normal life
to wake up sweating
to see things in the dark frightful things Jesus normal
what is it that frightens you see that's the thing I don't get my whole life I
couldn't feel the presence of shadows I could hear sorrow in the dark it's poetic
And I know I got so used to being paralyzed by trends that I began to like it.
And people notice, you know, I said weird stuff sometimes, I guess.
At some point, I just decided to live comfortably in this reality,
and be dating a beacon of light over a sea of darkness,
alone and afraid.
But I'd be lying if I didn't end up being swallowed by darkness,
or sinking into depths.
It makes me feel alive, man.
It's electric.
I forgot it's tracking a Chinese surveillance balloon that's lingering at high altitude over the western US, home to sensitive sites.
Ground and planes and water precautions.
Senior official tour reporters are customary conditioned of indomitability.
The official said it wasn't untill then.
What's up, Cloud? How you doing, man?
Okay, so Alan, Alan kind of seems like a little freaky.
I'm being honest. Alan seems a little freaky.
So were Alan in Virginia a thing?
Or was it?
No, that's right. Alan got punched in the gut.
Because apparently he was looking at the girl a funny way, but he probably wasn't.
Because it's just high school drama, right?
Oh, we're, we're not done yet. Okay.
Pretty cool, man. Pretty cool. What's this?
Look at you, Mr. Private Detective. What do you think is behind all this?
Bigfoot? Aliens? Big bad government officials?
Shit's a lot on the situation. Why don't ya?
Oh, I will oh, I will can I go this way?
Is there any like hills for going this way? No
Horrific unbelievable
I'm always scared that this guy's gonna pop out behind you literally you'd be creeping
Do we have to go over there?
God damn.
That's a long way.
I'm owning.
What the?
Jesus Christ.
Somebody just tried to kill me.
There's no way that there's nobody on the top of that mountain.
I'm trying to make it look like an accident.
Unbelievable.
Oh, I thought there was like a tape here.
Sheesh.
I guess we keep it moving along.
What the?
Oh, no you don't.
Can't take my eyes off of you.
It's just too good to be true.
The trick is this.
The light.
I have to restore it?
Oh, I have to...
OOH!
Jesus Christ!
Who's that?
It's gonna come back around. We gotta go.
Oh my god.
We gotta go, we gotta go.
It's gonna come back around and kill me.
I'll stay right here until it swooshes around.
It's coming!
Ooh, spooky.
Go, go, go.
Wait, can't go here.
Good boy.
Wait, I can't go here.
How do I... how do I reach it?
It doesn't make any sense.
Oh god move
She's
Travelled by boat
No, don't tell me it's gonna make me swim. There's no way. It's gonna make me swim
Maybe there's a way around I mean I just went that way there's nothing over there
I don't even know if I'm supposed to avoid it.
I just assumed because they completely destroyed that thing.
Maybe I can go up?
Is there a trail?
Go, go, go, go, go.
Oh, there is.
Let's go.
What's that?
Let the light in the dark will hurt you.
Perhaps like him, we should blah, blah, blah.
Hold on.
I'm worried about this light.
Zoinks?
So I was right.
Okay.
I'm all in. I'm all in. I'm all in, yes.
What do you want?
I ain't got time for this.
This guy with his analogies, man.
Oh God.
Okay, we can go here.
Wait, what was over there, though?
Patmos Lookout?
Is there any, is there any pills there?
Should we explore for the sake of pills?
Hey, what's that?
Those ghoulies?
Oh, those are ghoulies.
There's like two of them, or more.
Should we lure them?
Yeah, let's lure them and then blast them.
Eh, let's go.
It's gonna do about it, it's gonna do about it.
That's it?
Come on, there's got to be pills here.
What's that?
Are those people...
Ew, what are those?
Those crows?
Hold on, before I go there...
Where's the pills at?
Sorry, no light at the end of this tunnel, maybe in...
...the top of the tower, bottom of the pit?
Oh!
Nice! Thank God there was something.
I was worried that they made me do that for nothing.
Nice. Okay. I'll take it. At least we got something. We got one of the pills.
Can I shoot these birds?
No! Here, get your-
We got it. We got the second one.
What's that? Ammo?
Oh, like infinite ammo.
Perhaps when the sunlight is from long...
I'm worried about this light.
Oh, it's not gonna reach me. Okay.
Crazy. Nothing else no more pills. Okay. Okay, we got a pen. Let's get out of here.
Got a skadano skadoodle before the cap is show up
The moon
You're still talking about this flight data, huh gardener
Yeah, everybody take a notes gardener over here providing the wiki in the chat
Wikipedia
Got our own very own Wikipedia
Okay, we're skamushin skamushin the process
What is all that can I go around it? Okay good
About a say
What the oh god?
You know reload reload what the
Oh does that thing target me so it doesn't hurt me it just targets me hold on
Come back
Think I passed it Jesus Christ
Who that
Whoa
One on Earth?
Another telephone ring.
Hold on, this light is about to pass.
Ooh, it would have got me too.
What do you want?
As he climbed higher and higher in the sky, he'll think it was contemplated how weird
the person he was.
Bruh. I think I have to hunt for this guy.
What? How do I get in?
It's blocked from the other side.
God damn it.
Blocked from the other side.
How do I get in from the other side?
What's that?
Oh man.
Okay, I guess we'll worry about it later.
That is some goop.
So I've ever seen goop.
That is it.
That is the goop.
Can we go up here?
It's a shortcut?
Let's do that.
What's that?
What keeps?
What's that sound?
Huh.
The crows.
They're in formance.
We need to silence them.
Vicarous Lighthouse.
Whoa.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
Go, go, go.
We go up here.
I'm on it.
Go, go, go.
We go up here.
That's all this.
I'll take it all.
Take it all.
Is there anything down there?
Maybe?
Maybe not?
Oh, boy, let's come back.
What?
Oh, God!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What was that?
Oh my god, the light.
The freaking light's coming.
And I don't know what-
Oh!
The light can't reach me, right?
Oh, shoot!
What the freak?
What's happening?
What the freak?
Jesus!
So I can't get in?
God damn it, okay.
We need to find another way.
What?
Oh, that's fake.
I totally should have been able to do that.
The van!
Ah, god damn it.
Wait, how?
Where else am I supposed to go?
Unless there's a key somewhere?
Oh boy.
It's back.
It's back.
I see him.
I see him.
Oh God.
Come here!
I'd bury you.
Show yourself!
God damn it.
damn it. Uh, to Mania, I probably melted the keys to all these doors along with this damn house.
What?
Uh, I guess I'm gonna go in there and fish them out if they still exist. I'm not...
Where? When management hears about this, it's gonna...
The Mania melted the keys to all the doors along with this damn house.
Guess I'm gonna go in there and fish them out if they still exist. I'm not setting foot in there.
How'd they go inside the house?
Holding seems unstable.
It smells burnt.
Human flesh.
Am I supposed to bait him?
Is he going in the house?
Oh dude, I didn't even know I could go through here.
Okay, no, I'm good.
Oh god.
What am I supposed to do?
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ.
What does that do? Oh, turn the light on at least. What does the other one do? I can't tell.
Maybe I need it for the other one.
Go!
Jesus Christ!
What does that do?
Nothing?
I can't carry that much ammo.
Oh shit's cold in here.
Hmm.
I only have one fuse, so.
There's only so much I can carry.
Oh god.
How am I supposed to reach that?
Oh, bruh.
Oh, no, he's back.
He's back.
Jesus Christ.
Am I supposed to get in the bell something?
Oh, wait, that doesn't make sense.
Oh boy.
Ow!
Oh shoot!
Jesus Christ. Okay, I think I need to do all these generators.
I think that's what it is.
But then...
God, damn it.
What was that?
I heard a thing.
Is that this?
Oh my god.
Oh, I have no more ammo?
You're kidding me.
I didn't realize that.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, that's so annoying.
Where's the last generator at?
I don't know where the live generator is at.
If I even need it.
Oh my gosh.
Is there something on the ground?
Jesus!
He's coming for me!
He's coming for me!
Wait, where do I go?
Does he... can he drown in the goop?
Oh, God, I'm dead.
Oh, God!
Wait, why do I even need these generators on?
Oh, he doesn't like the lights.
Gotcha.
What does this one do?
It blasts that one?
Okay, so it turns on that one.
Is that it though?
Is that its only purpose?
What does this one do?
Yeah, he doesn't like the light.
I don't get it.
Maybe I have to activate that generator?
Let's go.
No luck.
Doesn't work.
Interesting.
It doesn't work. Interesting.
Oh, he's coming back. Unless there was one over here.
That hurts me. That's so stupid.
Okay. I'm only safe around here, apparently.
Oh, that one's busted.
We can turn that one on.
Oh, it works for like a split second.
I think I get it.
We do that with this combo?
Oh, nice.
Oh, God.
It needs two? It needs two.
Yeah!
Ah, dude, that's using some brains right there.
Sheesh.
I'm just about to get into the house right now.
I am gonna continue though, when I see a new checkpoint.
I just don't know if I saw the checkpoint cat thing in.
Delicious.
Use the flashlight.
Oh boy.
What you gonna do about it?
Does my flashlight work on it?
I need some more power.
There's the checkpoint. Okay. Okay. I feel like regardless there's still lots of cover.
I'll save it for another stream.
Whew. Without any big corporation point.
Ah. You know what I mean?
What are you doing over there?
Come here. Come here.
Over here. Over here.
Dude, she's scared.
What's going on? I think she sees a ghost.
Over here.
Over here.
Stand.
Stand.
Good girl. Good girl.
Yeah, let me get away.
Dude, I don't even remember where I was in this game, so...
Playing Sound of Mind, I'm back at it.
I remember I was stuck at a part where, oh god, oh that's right I got inside of the house.
That's right.
Got my Alabama.
Oh yeah I was sprayed at that one thing.
Okay, well flashlight out.
Let's do it, let's do it.
We got inside and we have to get to the lighthouse.
Take a look for yourself through the looking glass and see how shrouded in darkness in
mind like Alan's could be.
It's an old oil lantern.
I have to restore it.
Where's the tripe?
Where's the tripe for what?
It's off.
Oh, come on.
The smog is approaching me.
Wait, where do I go?
Oh, is that a door?
Oh, cool.
It doesn't even open.
It doesn't even open.
What's this?
I have to restore it.
Okay.
Yeah.
If I do this.
Oh!
Make it bright with what?
With what?
with what?
The Whale Lamps?
Illuminated.
Illumination?
Oh.
Make it right with candles.
Illuminated.
Yes?
There's a natural darkness here.
Holy moly.
I know.
This guy can take it.
Luke just loves the T's.
It's okay, Luke's been following for like years.
They're very, they think you're funny with her sentire.
Every now and then they'll pop a joke like that.
Dude, I have no idea.
I got pretty close, right?
And I, ooh!
And I can't get through the smog, dude.
Oh, I feel shivers down my spine.
This place doesn't work.
So we try this.
It's an old oil address in the house.
Bruh.
You need to throw the lantern in here, as I remember.
I need to throw the lantern in here?
Oh, I feel shivers down my spine.
I can't even pick up the lantern though.
The lantern is off.
Oh, nice.
How do I turn the lantern?
Flack it.
Is there anything on the floor I'm supposed to pick up?
Maybe you need to find some kind of oil.
I mean, you wouldn't be wrong.
You'd be absolutely right.
The problem is, I'm not seeing anything, especially without my flashlight, right?
Oh ho!
What's that?
What is that?
How do I get up there?
Do I shoot it?
Oh my god.
But I don't have any bullets.
How do I get up there?
Oh my god.
But I don't have any bullets.
How do I get up there?
Do I just get whacked in this?
Uh.
It looks like I'm gonna need to help again.
Everly.
Do you think I miss something? Dude, there's like, I have four square inches here of space.
What would, what exactly would I miss?
Unless it's, okay, we have, hold on, maybe this.
What's this? What does that say?
It's pointing that way.
Uh?
It says I need it.
What was that?
There's something on the ground!
Bruh!!!
Dude, this wasn't even there the whole time!
Oh my god, oh my god!
Dude all of a sudden it just decided to pop out of nowhere Jesus Christ
Okay, so now I got the old can wow. Oh god. Oh
So that's what the Pete's smog
Oh, and I can't pick these up well that's
Luna, where'd you go?
What a time.
Of all the nightmares I'd had to date, this must be the worst.
My light went out and there was an accident.
Oh god, it's all my fault.
Man, that's some depressing little letter right there.
It was your fault!
You made me do it!
You denied me!
a date at Subway you could not like me so I really need to frickin I find that
annoying that I need to use this in order to reveal the object that I need to
grab even though I'm looking at this I'm looking at the spot what does it say
Is that a word? What did I say? Whale? In the what?
Got to put it in the butt of the whale somehow. Interesting. Interesting.
Okay.
I was in the tower when it happened. I took the route down the cliffs into the boat house, falling as I fumbled around, unable to see.
The lantern is off.
Lantern!
So we need to eliminate the entire house.
I suppose.
Maybe there's something over here.
Sunk into the bolt.
Ah! I found you. I found...
How do I get over there? Oh God.
Hey!
Kill him!
Can we kill him with fire?
So how do I get over there?
But it's outside too.
I never grabbed it.
No way, this is inside of the house.
Is there anything else?
Hey, what was that?
C1, C2, okay, where, where, where, where, where, whoa, nice, I guess the other one, yeah,
the other one's outside that I can't grab.
Luna, what are you doing over there?
Luna's scared of this game.
She says, oh no you don't.
Okay, I remember. Oh God.
What was that noise? The monsters I was told I was making up have now stepped forth out of the shadow.
Oh God.
Say it ain't so. Say it ain't so.
What's that?
The door?
I won't make myself dizzy.
Let me go. It's cold. I need to clear the door and surround it first.
Hey, what's this?
There's darkness in the way. There's darkness in the way. It's blocked by darkness.
Kid me right now. How do I illuminate it?
Pat Luna on the head. Luna, come here. Come here. Something stops me from getting closer.
She don't want to come.
She said, I've had it with you.
I haven't been paid in tweets in forever.
I said, I'm sorry, Luden.
I have a feeling it's working.
I think she might be allergic to the treats I was giving her.
It is what it is.
It is what it is.
I know, blocked by the darkness, but I have the oil can, don't I?
Dude, I have four of them. Come on, now.
Oh. I guess we're going here.
That ship is death. It bears death's name.
I managed to find one of those flare guns from inside the belly of the beast.
I'm not afraid to use it. Oh, do we get a flare gun?
It's out of fuel.
It's out of fuel.
Oh, what am I gonna do if it's out of fuel?
It's an old old lantern.
Heh heh heh.
A lantern.
Heh heh.
What?
Heh heh heh heh.
We're doing the thing.
Oh, is that what that word said?
Precious.
We're doing the thing.
Oh, is that what that word said, anxious?
So, are we good or what?
We good?
Guess I go in here.
That's...
See my lights? Uh, the darkness will burn.
I need to call Desmond if he will understand.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
There was some, uh, fornication going on over here with Desmond and...
I broke this!
oh my god I can't see it I can't see this
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
How am I supposed to, how am I supposed to go, how am I supposed to go?
You got here?
Oh god.
What do I do with this?
Sleidowski.
How do I?
How do I get out of here?
Oh God!
What the?
What do you mean?
Oh my God.
What do you mean it's locked?
Where do I...
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Don't do this to me, don't do this to me!
No!
God, dang!
He's back!
Jesus Christ!
Oh, it's over there, right?
God, that's the lowest I've been in my health all game, man.
Uh, take care. All highly flammable containers are from the bay, where the... and move them indoors.
No smoke flare guidance or explosives.
I see! Ah! I knew you'd call me.
I don't
Okay
Hey, did you just open the door for me kind of nice
Huh? Courtyard Cliffs. Well I can't go there. Our tour continues in the courtyard
which offers breathtaking view of Patamos Bay. If you're feeling bull, take a
route beneath the courtyard to visit the old boathouse.
Ooh. To visit the old Boathouse? Is that where we need to go?
I think that's where we need to go.
But before I do, dude, do I have any bullets?
Oh, thank the Lord!
Finally got some ammo.
He says, ignoring his father's instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and it, in
turn, melting the wax of his wings, Icarus fell out of the sky and into the ocean where
his death at the hands of his chubris.
Want to go down there and poke at a dead body?
Question.
I don't know, maybe.
Quite possibly.
What is that?
What is that?
Uh-huh.
The problem is that gate is closed, right?
fence. I got the fuse. It's a fuse box. Did it work? I don't think so, right? Do I need
another one? Or do I have to put it into another slot? Let's just double check every time.
see if it opens the gate up. Or do I do it like really fast? Or maybe not. None of the
Oh
Look so we gotta fill them up then
But
Maybe in the house.
Interesting.
Interesting.
I get it!
It makes sense.
I get it? It makes sense.
Oh no, I don't have any stamina.
I don't have any stamina, come on.
Jesus Christ.
It's always the slimy ones.
The slimy ones are very...
That was good.
Better stay back though. Gotta shank in my hand.
What's happening?
Woo!
Oh my god.
Gotta go, we gotta go.
Gotta go!
Gotta go!
Oh my god, my instinctive jump.
Ow!
It's pretty amazing right there!
That was the-
Wow! That was the first time I died, dude!
That was literally the first time!
Oh, my God.
Thank you for helping me out, Avelin, by the way.
I ended up figuring it out on my own, thank goodness.
Luckily there's a brain cell or two working up here.
Just one or two.
Alright, let's go.
Zero deaths!
Oh god. Oh god.
There's one on the right, and one on the left.
I can still hit you.
Now we gotta go!
What's that?
I can't grab it.
I don't know what it is, but I can't grab it.
Where do I go? Where do I go?
Up here.
Wait, now where do I go?
Up here.
You're kidding me!
Did we do this?
I can't get in.
Oh, God!
Oh god!
Can you get in?
Jump? That wasn't a good jump.
You think you can take me?
Slimeboy!
Like...
I'm not supposed to go through there?
You know what?
Oh!
Oh!
Okay.
What do I do? I get in the boat?
I get it? What?
Man, I thought I was the genius.
I should sit in the boat first.
Bruh.
I should sit in the boat first.
You're sitting in the-
What?!
You're kidding me!
Where do I- where do I find that then?
Yeah!
What the heck?
Oh!
Okay, what does this do?
Jesus Christ!
What does this do?
Just for me to get- Okay, wheel crank.
Epic.
Nice.
Okay, and then what? Push this here and we push... Yeah!
Ooh! I can't see.
What was the point of that?
Now how do I get my wheel crank?
I need it for over here.
Jesus Christ.
Do I have to go around to get it?
Maybe.
Oh yeah.
Gonna push this out.
But then I guess I can go through there
Oh
I didn't think I jumped high enough
Okay
We do this this this this this oh not that if we do this oh
Oh, this is what I'd say.
Instructions, boat length, and lowering a small boat into the water is a two-man job.
Do not attempt to lower the boat on your own.
Once a person is safely in the boat, a second person will use the crank to slowly lower the boat down to the water.
Always check the boat and row before it breaks and tears for use.
Okay.
Not gonna lie, some useless information, since I am by myself, out of my way, buddy.
Give me the clunkin' thing.
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
Yeah, that's the point.
What the f-?
Dang.
But where am I- how did I get out last time?
Oh, yeah. I think last time I got out from there.
Oh, man! It's a base for a crank wheel.
I would want this thing to be under this thing, right?
I think that's the idea. Like a slight, like a slight amount that needs to be under there.
push just that there you go let me go like this oh my god I'm a genius much
a yes
now where do I go wait how did I get out of here you kidding me what if I got
I tried to rune wait what do I need to do oh I guess it well no how do I get out of here
mm-hmm the other way I guess this was to be more in I hate this puzzle but I
I don't even think it's able to type properly.
I feel like I almost got it.
I'm just trying to figure out how I normally get out of here.
How did I normally get out of here?
Like, I guess this thing was over here.
And then what did I do?
I must have...
Oh, I never had this thing in there.
That's why.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I push this all the way in, but then I can't,
oh, maybe, but then I can't get out.
That doesn't make any sense, right?
So then I can't get out.
I guess we could try it here, let's see.
Mm-mm.
god damn it it's got to have it's got to be something to do with this and then I
pushed this in right so I should be able to go now but then how would I get out
still I take that out I can go through there I need to be able to oh I need to
be able to go up here.
I think?
Maybe I'll be able to leap.
No.
I want to be able to jump back down.
Interesting.
You can't jump on this little box.
I can't.
I can't.
I already thought about that.
Let's see.
This is quite the puzzle indeed.
It sucks that I can't just go through here.
Unless there's... Hold on. There might be something I need.
Right?
Just want to make sure. Okay, um...
Like I said, I could do this. I mean, there's got to be a reason for this.
I'm almost certain it's to hold up a... It's to hold up the gate.
But then, once I start pushing it out...
How do I get this conkin thing?
See, I have it right now, right?
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
How do I leave?
Let me out of here.
Let me out of here.
Oh, now it's stuck.
Interesting.
Can I just break it like that?
No. God damn. What a puzzle.
Okay, okay, okay.
There's no way for me to escape up there, right?
Hmm.
Damn.
It's a base for a crank wheel.
Maybe it's not supposed to go all the way?
Oh.
This is what I thought.
Like that?
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
There's still not enough space!
Yeah, damn.
Small bone in the water. This doesn't tell me anything, right?
We're thinking, we're thinking. It's a big moon. Big ball of cheese.
Now if I push this, this thing's gonna start crashing down.
Push it all the way and then try to jump into the box above I
Did oh no, I did try that
Yes thing
Yeah, dang it
It's a base for a crank wheel clinkin the clinkin via
If I do that and then I push it
I still can't get the pink cup.
Damn, it's trapping me in here, man.
It's trapping me.
See, I pushed it all the way.
There's no way to...
I can't push this like this, huh?
Because once I'm in the box anyway, I still need to get out.
There's another space above, look up.
Yeah, I know, but...
Hold on.
So I did that first, and I didn't go anywhere.
Huh?
That's right. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. I see. I see. I see. But now I can't get to the
space above. Maybe I thought I was in the space above because I was over here.
What does it want me to do?
Lock it into like a position.
No, because that would have to be my brain.
It's totally something with that room.
Yeah, I'd hope so.
I would hope so, dude.
a base for a crank wheel.
I feel like I'm only supposed to twist it.
Uh, start it in the mouse.
So that's all the way.
God damn.
Back it up. Back it up.
It's so weird. I don't get it.
How does that open that part open?
Does it drop down?
Let's see.
Let's see.
Does it drop down?
Take a little look.
Back it up, buddy.
Back it up.
It does.
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
Interesting.
Okay.
Interesting, okay
Okay, okay, so there is a space above there, so it is only halfway, but then how do I get out?
Think think
Okay, let's do it's a base for a crank wheel
So this needs to be totally up first and then we'll try pushing this
I want to say to this point right here, because otherwise I won't be able to, unless I'm supposed
to push it out just once, that's why it allowed me to open the door here.
But why?
Because I can't, I can't get to that spot where I need the crank thing.
If I do that, and then how am I even supposed to get up there right? That's the other thing
Holy moly my brain
My brain because it is supposed to land here, but I'm somehow supposed to be up there
I tried that. I tried jumping in after I push it. It didn't work.
I feel like there's another location I can get into this part and that's what's making this so complicated.
It's gonna be one of those things where it's like, oh my god, if only I knew about this little spot.
Yeah.
God, what a puzzle.
I have no idea, dude.
I have literally no idea.
And I think that's only because I'm missing an element.
There's like a...there's one little element that I need in order to beat this.
Okay, so we get the cranking thing, and then what?
It's like, if I can just jump on this thing, no I can't move it.
Let me in!
Squeeze through!
God, and then I'm going to just lock myself in, or I can't push this thing out all the
way here.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know, man.
This is too complicated for me.
Might have to use the bit.
I might have to do a little YouTubey to figure this one out, because... dude.
Woo! Yeah, I give up.
It's taking too much time.
I feel like there's just something that I'm missing here. I'm missing.
I feel like there's a way to escape, and it's just not happening. You know what I mean?
When I say there's a way to escape like an element that I'm missing like you have to
I don't know break the fence and then go type of thing.
I don't feel like it's just these parts like I just need to move this and I need to crank
this and there's something that I have to figure out with that.
I don't feel like that's a good thing for a crank wheel.
What is that? Halfway? That's halfway, right? So even if it was just halfway, like, man,
How am I not able to move just out of here?
Oh my god.
It pops out if I turn it too tight.
Goddamn.
Goddamn.
You see?
See, didn't I do that at first and I was like, oh, there's nowhere to go.
Thank God.
Ah!
Okay, the good news is, I didn't have to YouTube it and I actually have some brain cells.
That's the good news.
That is the actual good news.
Holy moly.
And then we gotta cut this, right?
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god, blow them up, blow them up!
Why isn't there a thing?
He's spitting at me!
Jesus Christ!
Dude, isn't that the exact same sound bite from Minecraft when they eat?
That crunchy noise?
Look, listen, listen, listen, listen!
That's literally the minecraft sound dude.
Can't believe we did it. Oh my god.
That was that was a puzzle in half dude. That's crazy. That's crazy.
If I couldn't do it in like that, I gave I decided to do like one last attempt to figure out the whole thing and
And if I didn't get it in like that one turnaround, then I was totally gonna YouTube it
Hey, I see you
Can't take another bite
Of course after I shoot the thing
This is one they decide to come gooping.
They're like, hey buddy, what are you doing with my thing?
What are you doing with my barrels?
New orders, slow it up in case they haven't already left for storage elsewhere.
The barrels are flammable, stacked enough, and try to contain them to the areas that
will block access.
Okay.
Oh, is that what they did?
I really didn't want me to get in here, huh?
I'm gonna blow it up!
What?
That really doesn't work.
The Goop is blocking it.
Wow, okay.
Oh, God!
Maybe Goopin'.
Um, they're like a sweet spot I'm supposed to look at.
Hmm.
What did that do?
Bro, that was useless.
Was I actually supposed to swim, bud?
Or somewhere else?
Have an idea, though.
Have an idea.
Nothing?
Nothing. Okay. I can't turn the cranking thing. I mean, I could just keep jumping on bow
I don't know what that's going to do unless it wants to give me some sort of clue.
Man, are you telling me that there was nothing over here, even though I managed to find a
way to get on top of these boats?
Unbelievable.
So we go the other way.
We go that way.
Can I jump on that thing?
I feel like I can.
I feel like I can make the jump.
Where do I go over here?
Oh.
Same thing, same thing.
Oh, what the?
Oh, dude, this one's fast.
No, I'm out of bullets.
No!
That's gonna be so scary when they come for me then.
They didn't drop any bullets?
Oh man.
That's a bummer.
That's gonna be a bummer.
What's that?
Bullets?
What's that bullets batteries batteries that I don't need
Oh God
Sneaky, sneaky.
Gotta be careful.
I don't have... dude, that is a big shit.
I don't have... any bullets... to defend myself.
Try to find some ammo.
What's up?
Bullets?
Bro, what's with all these batteries?
God.
I don't need it.
What does it say?
Central Intelligence Bureau.
A C.I.B.
What does the CIB have to say?
Stay out of the Santos.
It's not safe.
There is a major.
That stuff is everywhere.
It's highly dangerous, flammable, and will as a kite in a matter of minutes to catch
an accrued bird.
Minna-based?
That's not a word.
There's no way that's a word.
Bullets?
Oh, was I supposed to do that while I was in there?
Oh my god.
There's still a way to get there, right?
Please?
Please.
This AS.
Uh-huh.
Ooh.
They're like, how do we safeguard the fact that somebody might just hit these boards without
being on the thing?
Oof.
Oofies.
oof
oof
whoa
was I supposed to do that?
should I go back?
Well, that's what's jumped out.
I'm not seeing any other way to go.
Oh!
Kanados doesn't want you here.
It's kind of rude.
Wait, how did I manage to jump out of here?
That's crazy.
The wink.
The wink.
I'm the captain of this group.
Everybody, I'm the captain.
Oh, god.
Man, of course they want me to go in there when I don't have any bullets.
I'm a freaking gun.
What the- oh my god.
We have entered the quantum realm.
Dr. Strange, help me.
Whoa. Trippy.
You're kidding me. No, no, no. Don't do this to me. Don't do this to me.
With all the question marks. What's the objective? Question mark, question mark, question mark.
Oh my god. We're gonna see every version of Spider-Man come out. These uh,
container soon oh I didn't see this dude waving at me Jesus Christ hey don't
I don't know where ma'am.
Trying to get me a clue though?
Where do I go?
What do I do?
I was supposed to like pop off his head.
Or maybe, ohhh, did I do this? I didn't do this.
Should I just go back and do this?
What the bruh?
Guess not. Hey, what are those things?
Oh Jesus Christ that is creepy. Run! Jesus Christ.
Look at all these cameras.
Oh my god, the group didn't take me after all.
Oh dude, we're sailing.
Let's go.
Who's on the comms?
Who's on the comms?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Aha!
Twisty, twisty, does the twi-
Oh, Jesus Christ!
I was like, is that my shadow? Because if it is, do they hold in a flash?
Oh my god.
Let me out of here, let me out of here.
I ain't bottomed out, just fish to stop on.
What's with the music?
What's with the music?
Yeah, I don't have a gun.
What is that?
What's happening?
What's happening?
No jump?
No jump?
You want to go back?
Let's go back.
Okay, see?
What's that?
I don't know what's behind me, but we're not showing around.
The sky is still going on about 8 degrees.
You're flying too close to the sun.
Bad things happen to those who sleep.
What's happening?
Is that one of the masks?
what this?
layer gun!
here goes nothing!
where do I shoot?
breath
oh I shoot that thing?
am I dead?
take it all!
Reload.
Okay, okay.
Not bad, not bad.
We go over there?
Huh?
Listen lady, I'm just trying to get out of here.
Oh, what the f- No, no, no, no, no, you don't- What?
I don't have bullets!
I don't have bullets!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I don't have any bullets.
Woo!
Jesus Christ. Can I have any bullets?
Holy moly.
I go over here?
Wait, where do I go? Now that I have a flare gun, what do I do with it?
I didn't want to use it on the monsters because I feel like it's part of the mission that I need to use the flare gun for something.
Was I supposed to do something over there?
Was I not supposed to fall?
Is that noise?
That thing.
Flare gun dissolves black smoke that's right oh so we do leave right we can
leave now because we have the thing that dissolves black smoke yeah at you okay
yeah I want to fight that that was like a big boy boss up there and we just jump
or is it like too big a jump we take that fall damage and we could just do
this now okay now what now what I love how I'm just holding out like the shard
of glass considering it's my only weapon so we go back to that one spot right
I think that makes sense because that's where they didn't want us to go that a
guy? Hey, that's a guy. Oh, sheesh. Of course I waste my bullets. Goddamn. Is this going
anywhere? Dude, there's like two of them! Oh god, oh god. Can they go in there? Oh god,
Oh god, oh god.
What the?
Breath.
I need ammo.
I need something.
Jesus Christ.
Go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Motherfucker.
Reload, reload.
Hurry!
Where did this go?
We go there, we go there. Okay, I'm on it. I have no more sprint! Oh my god! Jesus Christ!
Let's go! Find a way to exit Milton Wharf. Listen, that felt a little unorthodox, but
Okay, so this is where we need to go. That's where we need to end up, we gotta find whatever it is in there, huh?
Yeah! Yeah! Oh, what's this? Press the button? Move the thing? What the-
Oh, is that where we're going?
Oh.
Why, though?
Is it going to yank me out?
Man, that is a jump and a half.
What did that do?
Oh my!
What did that do?
We got the key.
Woo!
Why are they spitting on me?
Crush them.
Crush him.
Crush him.
Okay, first of all...
That shouldn't be allowed!
They cheated.
You should've crushed them, dude.
Come on, now.
God damn it.
Freaking ammo, dude.
This looks nice.
God damn it!
I need ammo!
They're chasing me!
Oh, holy moly.
God.
Damn.
Clear gun?
Yes.
It says it's full, but I gotta reload so I get one more bullet, right?
Nice.
Let's go.
Am I gonna need it?
You've got to be kidding me.
Yeah!
Slowly by Shirley.
Oh, God!
I can't carry that much ammo.
I can't carry that much ammo Ricky come on I'm supposed to move all this chemical
BS to the roof of the warehouse what well the freaking for it took an hour just to move
them for slaves well I couldn't choose to tell them anyway and they weren't gonna want
the shimmy to go in the quarry from Mike Mike
what are we doing I supposed to go over there
Do I shoot those?
Yep!
How do I get up there?
Buh buh buh buh buh.
Alright.
Oh, I go to the side of it?
And there's going to be something to the side?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
The fact that I even trusted that
Plus one to the stamina though, let's go
Okay, okay, so what do we do shoot this just like to the moon or what?
Help me
No?
Oh!
What?
Bruh!
Take two.
Nice!
Did we do it?
Okay.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh god.
How do we get down?
Oh god.
Is a crane to the clutch?
Is that what I need to do?
Oh shoot!
I'm back.
13 HP.
Oh, my Lantus.
Give you some snaky snacks.
Oh, reload, reload.
This is gonna be my only weapon, apparently.
Came in a 4-2.
I mean, I could blow up these crates and hopefully get something, right?
I need, I need something.
You need something?
You're kidding me.
Nothing?
My god
Wait, how do I get over there? I
Was supposed to go like to the left right I go back up here
To the top of the crane
I've got nothing for me
Okay, thank god that's literally what I was supposed to do.
Can't see.
I have ammo!
Oh my god.
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
You're kidding me.
Dude, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
How do I leave? How do I leave? How do I leave? How do I leave? Holy moly.
And the splashlight ain't working! Can you get off of me? You're kidding me right now with this.
I can't move! Oh, there's the sun! Oh my god!
Jesus Christ! Reload. Am I supposed to go over there?
But what am I supposed to do if I didn't have the flares?
You got a flare?
You got a flare.
Let's reload it.
I can't see!
I can't see!
We go this way? We go this way.
I need another player. I need another player.
Um, hello? Game?
I need another player.
You're kidding me.
What do I do? Oh no, the player went away. Jesus, do that 13 HP. Oh, we got the player.
Okay. He's coming back. He's coming back. Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm gonna die. I'm
I'm like I'm finished this. Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing! Shoot the thing!
Oh my god, I'm in trouble.
Bro, I literally can't take another hit.
Please, some- some- oh, thank god.
Oh, thank God. Jesus Christ.
So Mike from Rick. Mike, if you need to restart the gantry crane,
you're going to need three fuses. You can get them at the garage,
at the back left of storage shed, and if you still need more,
you can get, you can steal one from the generator if it's not in use.
He's sheep. Beast. Need to buy a smorkel miniskirt.
So the garage, back of the storage shed and generator.
Okay. Okay. At least I have a gun. It's nice.
So where am I right now? It's blocked from the other side.
Oh, no.
It went when he just says, no.
Okay, so I guess we gotta leave.
But he's waiting for me out there, dude.
You're like 35 HP ain't enough.
Okay, where are we?
Are we in storage?
Do I go to the back of the garage?
I don't know, find one?
What was that?
Player gun.
There's one back here.
It does not look like it. It does not look like it.
Okay, let's go this way.
He is growing darker I don't know.
Look at him!
Oh my god, who's this guy, man, look at this guy.
I see him.
I see him.
Well, I'm gonna try one of these.
He's just waiting for me.
First of all, that's cheating. In any game, that would be considered cheating, dude.
Flashlight!
Where do we go? Where do we go?
Okay, I see the generator one that we can steal.
I feel like I need a map though.
Where's back of the back of the what is that the crane
You get them at the garage and the back of the storage so that one was from the generator
right? So I need one from the garage and the back left storage shed. Where is the storage shed?
Is it outside? I am using the flashlight now. I'm using it more. I'm using it more.
Is it out here?
Damn!
Woohoohoohoohoo!
Woo!
Hey, he's still attacking me though!
little weasel do I go back it's not here right there's no way to be there
Release the brakes fuse two of three. Where did I get the second one? Dude, I just find a hack
Is it gonna give me three of three now? Hey, what's up? What's up?
Wait did I say three of three did I win?
Okay, let's not waste the ammo on our flashlight
right
This dude said back left.
It's blocked from the other side.
Oh, this is a warehouse.
So it's not the garage.
Okay.
That's the word shed, and then the garage.
Storage shed.
What did that do?
Use the moving container crane to exit.
How?
What?
Oh god.
What's that do?
up right in. A B-Boxer, Dean. I got you. I got you.
Hey, how do you like that one?
Hey, can I just leave through here?
What's that?
Oh my god, it worked.
Make your way to the lighthouse and clear the blockage.
So I didn't need to do the fuse though?
Did I just cheat?
I'll take it.
I'll take it dude.
Hello?
Bravo.
It only took...
I'm sorry but...
Your phone calls have been extremely obnoxious.
I don't need to be rude or anything but they've been useless.
Utterly useless, my friend.
Was that what I was supposed to do the whole time?
Like, there was no actual fuses I was supposed to discover.
That is so funny.
And I managed to do that, like...
Oh god, what?
What? Oh god, let's go. Let's go. Let's reload this just in case. Oh god, let's go. Should
I go in there? Should I go in here? This fricking guy, man. He is so annoying. Okay, where do
I go. Do I need that stuff? Walk from the other side. Oh, he's going here. I'm going
here. Walk from the other side. What's that? I'll take it. Some ammo. Yeah, I don't think
get in there. Oh God! Today I was gonna do the... Should we just head up? Should we go up now?
Oh dude, we got some action music going on. Let's go! What the f...
I'll go, flare gun!
Jesus, flare gun!
Flare gun!
Oh, what the freak?
Bro, got a little too close.
Got a little comfy.
Oh my god.
I won't make it.
I won't make it.
Oh, I didn't reload. Classic nuke.
Classic nuke mistake.
I don't have a view in the back where I started.
Doesn't make any sense, does it?
What did you do to me?
What the... God. Damn it!
Nice load up!
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah. You're kidding me. Three locks?
The door's all chained up. Not working.
Goddamn.
When I was in high school, I used to hide in dark room.
I wasn't even in the photography club.
The red lights...
Who's me?
It was the key to my sanity.
Red lights.
We need some red light.
Hey, what's that?
Hey, that's some red light right there.
What is that?
Oh, we got a key.
Nice.
Nice.
Any more keys?
Any more keys?
Any more keys any more red light keys hey
Bloney
Or not
No
It's currently 4.49 p.m. and I am out takerous looking out the vast ocean and I'm sad.
I don't know why.
Sadness round a home and my chest it moved and all with it's stuff and it lives there
now.
This is dumb.
Doc said I should let it out when I feel like I have something to say out loud.
My throat hurts, and right now, I just want to say that I'm sad.
I'm saying it, and I don't know who this is for.
I'm saying it to the ocean.
I'm sad.
There, do whatever you want with it.
And yes, where?
I knew it.
I knew there was going to be something to do with it.
I freaking knew it, man.
Bro, that is the fastest I've solved this puzzle.
I'm just saying. Impressive, right?
Goddamn.
Hmm
Too much brain activity today, I totally agree
Doesn't work
Sorry, but I got a job to do buddy and you distracted me. I won't let it happen
You distracted me buddy
Who would like that? Oh God
Destroy it!
What's that?
I used my gun?
Nice!
I didn't know what it wanted me to do.
Well, let's go.
And now we replace it, right?
Time to shed some light.
Oh!
You kidding me?
Of course, you're kidding me.
You're kidding me.
Bruh.
I need to figure out a way to restore power.
God, damn.
Dude, I am so far up in the sky.
Speaking of which, let's take a little look.
That's a big moon.
Moonbeam. Big.
The moon is packing. What can I say?
Flashlight.
She'll be coming around the lighthouse. Here she comes.
Oh!
Uh-huh. Ah!
What the fuck?
Power.
What'd I do?
Generator has been showing signs of decay.
Sometimes it's off and off through cleaning.
It needs a push to help it get going.
Oddly enough, I can relate.
Bruh.
Who doesn't relate?
These mints are pretty good.
How do I get over there?
I got...
I gotta move this box somehow.
up
Battery
Bullets
breath wait what was I not supposed to go in here
Hmm
Oh
But
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Last light!
And we ran.
Ran so far away.
Oh my god!
Boy!
Power!
What does that do?
Wait, is the power on right now?
I can't tell.
Do I go back up?
Do we go back up?
Let's go back up.
I don't know.
I guess.
What does that say?
You reap what you sow.
Finish what you started, Desmond.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
So finish what you started, Desmond.
And I ran.
I ran so high away.
Do get away.
I have the moon.
I need to figure out a way to restore power.
Bruh.
You're kidding me with this.
I thought I restored the power.
Did I not fix the generator?
Oh, do I leave bro on earth
What the what is okay first of all that's a bug because the dude's not even around me Jesus Christ
It's not working!
Get off of me!
Jesus Christ, I don't understand.
I thought I did it.
Or is it not working anymore?
You're kidding me.
It's not working anymore.
Oh my God!
Is that all for now?
Do I have it? Oh, is it like a certain amount of time to click the button? Okay, okay, I see, I see.
God, I don't remember how to get out of here. And now it's off. Okay, okay, okay.
That makes me feel better knowing it. Okay.
Oh, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
I have like a certain amount of time.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Where's the... Oh, I did it. Okay, cool.
button. We did it. Right? Right? I clicked the button. Bro, I can't move. Jesus. What?
I'm out of here. Oh my god, I'm out of here. He's coming for me now. Not the light.
Burn! Burn, baby. Burn. Get to work.
Oh, shh!
Okay, don't kill him.
I'm trying to get a super-sand.
Lasers.
Oh my god.
I need another mint after that.
to that. Alan's madness came on just as sudden as Virginia's death. Sheesh. I have no doubt
their cases are linked. I need to follow the chemical trail. See where it takes me. Chemical
The doors don't freaking work in this game.
What really happened to Alan Shaw?
In the case of Alan Shaw, the Lighthouse keepers suspected of setting the fire on the consumed parts of Icarus.
Point. Continuous.
To be a north bottom issue.
Alan's a pretty sordid-
Oh, nevermind.
Forget about it.
We're gonna forget about what's that?
Man, I hear
Where are you going?
Well, you're not gonna call me now boo. Not gonna call me now. Yeah, that's what I thought
That's what I thought. Yeah, that's what I thought buddy. Hey, what's up?
Hey, hey, see you later
What you wanted to read that newspaper, bro
I'm sure it was irrelevant information, I'm sure
You've reached the office of dr. Desmond Wales, please leave a message after the time
I don't even know what's happening.
I swear, Doc.
I didn't even know what was supposed to come through.
What?
I'm pretty good at getting the coffee along from the war.
I know what's coming in.
It's not even my job.
I just like to be prepared.
But that shit.
It's nothing about that shit, man.
And then the ball, the ball quit on me, man.
When I needed it the most, it quit on me.
Everything was...
Oh, my God.
I don't even know what's happening.
I swear, Doc.
I didn't even know what was supposed to come through.
What?
I went down there, I wanted to help, I wanted to make sure no one was hurt, but the man in my little hole.
There are monsters down there, dog, I swear.
I didn't see them in the shadows, in the ground.
When I come looking, they try to grab me into the floor, and I'm not losing it.
I found one of those flare guns, someone must have dropped it.
Gotta fight darkness life.
I got seen sooner.
Gotta fight, wait.
They're here, they're here, they're mad in black.
A man, Will Smith?
I got his here, I've seen him around.
Around you, man!
I gotta warn them, Doc.
They don't know about the monsters.
Gotta fight the darkness life, man.
Oh boy.
Where were some of that?
Where the will smit that?
Plain tape.
Another chapter done!
I know!
Look at me!
Dude, I feel like I did pretty good in this one.
like minimal help minimal help finally not that bad huh hey it's Tonya what you
doing down you
good I was getting worried things are starting to be unstable around here how
so the ground is shaking and the water I want Tonya to appear here I know what
happened to Ellen I know they saw I was talking about that is why I'm treating
Next night guard classic bag of cats that guy is probably gorgeous house here as well
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing
Is that it you haven't been paying out of cats have you
No, I haven't
How many can I do before you get angry?
Maybe.
Like rescuing the world from inevitable decimation.
So we've completed three chapters, right?
One, two, three.
Allen, Virginia.
I think Desmond.
Desmond was one of them.
So is that it?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Mola?
Oh, sorry. I kind of already knew that information. You are speaking to a pro bannerman to player.
Ain't blots? Don't mean to use this. I am skilled.
Bruh.
So now where do I go?
Or am I supposed to play a tape? Let's see.
Find the next tape.
Ooh, so I guess like on the first floor?
Oh, that's right, we have a flare gun now.
We can finally get through an area.
Nice.
Okay, but what if it didn't lead me with a flare gun?
Like ammo, I mean.
Da-da-da-da.
Da-da-da-da.
That about a boo.
That shabby-dee-boo boo boo.
That shabby-dee-boo bo boo.
Shabby-dee-boo boo boo boo.
Uh-huh. Wait, that's on door though.
This is a door.
Man!
Oh, I'm definitely gonna need HP.
Player gun.
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me.
away we go away we go
I'm thirsty
I'll be right back
The luna is back.
Okay.
Where did it say we were?
Who's place is this?
Notice of termination employment, reduction in project personnel.
Max?
Oh, pizza sounds good.
Attorney's at law.
Replace injury.
Accident.
Wrongful termination.
You might be entitled to cash benefits.
Call for a free consultation.
Telephone 24 hours.
082-5555.
Dean and her servant are on the turn of the moment.
Sounds like some pretty, uh, nifty lawyers.
Oh god.
Max.
Alex tells me you punched a hole through the garage wall in the middle of the night.
For real?
She said Madison's room is on the other side of the wall.
Look, this is your family and your business.
I'll keep my thoughts to myself.
But! If you need someone to help you fix up that drywall, let me know.
Maybe we can chat a little while we do it, damn!
Either way, you want to struggle, then you look.
Ooh, those muscles. Oh, the culture. Oh my god.
The bulge.
Are we quiddilamakers?
Ah, sorry about that.
There's only so much I can carry.
There's only something I can carry.
So are we supposed to just like drive off?
Bruh.
Looks like it's out of juice.
JUICE!
I'll give it some juice.
I'll give it some juice, man.
Maddie.
Hello? Oh? where?
nothing? I always assumed when there was like purple shards of glass on the
round that ah what it'll kill you what well
it's kind of rude oh god what is that is that it's the juice no wait how do we
get there oh the car okay we need something for the car you need to give
Get the juice.
Hey, we got Max's tape. Let's go. Let's go.
Oh, God.
Prottin' and pushing.
Grinding down, break everything. Destruction.
See, Red, how dare you, chicken, eatin' a lion.
Can we read this?
In the Superior Court of the State of Washington, in and for Virgil County, Max versus Alice.
The sisters this matter having come on from hearing before the
Under-signed judge commissioner of the above title in court. It is hereby ordered that
Soul custody of minor Madison shall remain with the defendant Alice
the plaintiff
Max is denied the station rights to do to repeated incidents of domestic
disturbance
Moreover, there's training order issued on behalf of the defendant against the plaintiff shall remain
in effect for the remainder of its duration. The court may reconsider its
decision at a later date provided that the plaintiff undergoes mental health
treatment and receives a positive evaluation from a mental health expert
in addition to maintaining stable employment. And we know that's not the
case because they punched a hole through the wall and they just lost their job.
So, it ain't good. It ain't looking good. Where do we get the juice? We're supposed to get something out here. I don't know how we're supposed to get that thing.
He's been working on this wall.
I don't know. How do we give it some juice?
What a beast.
Or we're not supposed to do it right now, right? It's like for later, most likely.
It's for later, it's for later, sure.
Okay.
I guess we're done.
Onwards to play the table.
Oh, but I won't have to pay for this later.
Bruh.
Oh, damn, yeah.
I gotta stock up on some health right now.
Dude.
way chair. Nice. Oh, the divine energy that I'm received.
Away we go. Into the bosoms of terror.
Oh
Away we go
So that I have another chance
This is the last chapter. I think that was the only door left. So am I on the last chapter?
There's one more after this one?
Ooh, nice.
Good, good, good.
Oh, and then the end, so there's like two more.
So I have three more things to play.
Nice.
So it might be, I might break that up into two streams, though.
And then the end, so there's like two more.
So I have three more things to play, nice.
So I might be, I might break that up into two streams then.
Depending how fast this chapter goes.
Because unfortunately, I feel like before,
before I end this chapter, not before I end it,
before I start this, oh, what was that?
Before I start this chapter, I'm gonna want to
So who was Max working for?
Start it in the next stream.
I'm gonna be doing those chemicals.
We're about to find out.
We're about to find him.
We'll do. I cannot pet you, because you won't allow me.
But next time...
We'll figure this out. Let me close the door.
Alright everyone, I hope you enjoyed.
It doesn't work!
It doesn't work at all, dude!
Oh, I'm so annoyed!
I'm, like, actually annoyed.
tested this how does it not work you're kidding you're kidding me all right I
guess Frick it right we got to throw it into the dumpster now I can't do that I
gotta get a refund you're gonna get an Amazon refund on this goddamn thing oh
let me set a reminder so I don't forget hey Siri remind me to return Luna
controller today at 5 30 p.m. Bruh why she lagging still on it okay there we go
she did it all right it is what it is listen we just got to keep moving keep
a grooving I am a controller and mouse professional after all so it's not gonna
Henry too much. Maybe she needs some water. I'll call her back in a little bit. So we
were going to play the new tape, right? Then we got Max's tape, I believe. We got another
deal. Thank you, Siren, for the feeling. You heard that? She heard it. Come back. I'll
I'll give it to her right now.
Nah, it's not in this room, her water bowl.
Her water bowl's in that room she just went to.
Here you go.
I hope you've noticed those chemical barrels are explosive.
Just saying.
Yummy scrumptious.
She says thank you, thank you for the redeeming.
Even after all of this,
I still can't imagine what that went through.
Giddy!
How do we pet the cat?
Let me pet you.
Let me do it. All right, so we got a place to take me go
Now whoa, where'd you go?
I mean, I don't know. Yeah
So should we say the keyword we're technically allowed to say the keyword because we're referring to the feline
Why isn't that work right?
Oh, it feels so good. It feels so good to be smothered in the light.
Max's light.
Can't bet the cat equals bad start. Why you guys see cat?
What if it's true? Aren't you gonna feel bad if it's true? Oh god, by the way
this
is awesome.
Love the start of this so far.
Yeah, that's awesome. Like the railroad.
What do I do, we go like this, we go like that, then we go in or not.
What's that?
Sheee!
It's all them stamina pills.
Why do you even want to record this?
You got this one.
Never. Mr. Nygard, if you're not comfortable being recorded, I'll turn it right off.
What's his name?
Oh, I got nothing to hide.
What is his name?
Court order, truth.
Right.
Yes, the court did mandate these sessions, but this is a place...
It was like one of those games that, when I was jumping on the train right now, it was like one of those games that Lepi is here, used to play.
He would do his commentary, where he was just like running around, you know what I'm talking about?
Train hopping?
What the fuck?
I'm like Alice's. Alice is your ex-wife. She's my wife. I didn't sign no paper that said otherwise.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Guess we can go here.
You know, my left arm has been hurting like crazy.
Oh, I forgot to ask you guys, how's your weekend been?
Hopefully everyone had a good weekend.
Hugs!
190.
You came here to give me some hugs, didn't you?
You came to give me a single hug?
I'm holding you, too.
You didn't have to even name my dad.
You better live up to it.
Oh, God, I'm supposed to be the one.
You want to take away my rights?
My freedom?
Tell you what, why don't you give me the pills you're probably paying to give out and
I'm going to take away my rights?
My freedom?
Tell you what, why don't you give me the pills you're probably paying to give out and
my rights my freedom tell you what why don't you give me them pills you're
probably paid to give out and I'll tell you like I take them so I can go home
I'm a therapist Max not a psychiatrist I don't persuade you said that line or
kind of remind me of I am that start right there I'm a doctor damn it wait
just say the doctor is that it's not a doctor forget it was great what about you
Blue. My life's pretty good. I always chill during the weekends. I just relax.
I'm starting to stream on Saturdays now.
But yeah, I remember Max on angry issues. Smiling face.
Haha, yeah, I think so.
It's so!
We can work our way around to talk to you about Alice later.
Tell me, how do you-
Got it!
...about your work at the core, okay?
Chlory's dead. Meyer bought up all that land.
I drive for that now
I thought that makes sense
Dude, I remember wasting the first year of my flashlight battery
and it's been five or so minutes
and one of these nights
and they're being all secretive about it
I don't care what the job is
I'll do it
The knife, I guess
Just the money to pay for my little girl's college
because guess what
I am a good father
Are we a vampire?
Why can't we see ourselves in the reflection?
That's a valid question, isn't it?
Neeeeee
Tanya where you at? I expect to see you pronto
Pronto
Tanya
Thought flashlight works even on 0% perfectly. I mean it does you're right you're right
We got nothing to worry about when it works on freaking
Zero percent for some reason
You want to pet Tanya? All right, I'll let you pet Tanya. Okay. Oh, what though? I thought we were going back to the office
Get to the old factory.
Do that guitar strum sounds exactly like we're in a Walking Dead episode right now.
You're like zombies about to come chasing me over these mountains.
Yeah, this town ain't big enough.
They got me working the railroad.
Watch, you muttabacco, I sometimes think of the sun's heat on my face.
Uh, the query is located in the back.
Do us a favor and dive in. Head first.
Oh, and if you see Max over there, tell him I say hi.
Okay.
Oh, Lord Heavens!
Oh, shh!
Oh, I thought I was gonna fight you.
What the? What the? What the fuck are you doing? Bro! Bro, you got body armor? What's going on?
Bro, why? God damn! Couldn't even touch me though, but Jesus Christ! Dude's wearing some body armor.
She's great. It's the telephone man
Batteries
Yeah, if you're going to be bullheaded is so weird
Find the answers you seek inside this rundown disaster, but if you insist
You're gonna have to learn to be
They're really scaring me, I'm not gonna lie.
They're scaring me too, man.
Just hang up. I mean, valid. I'd be valid, I'd be eating my right
to hang up on this guy.
Okay, let's keep it moving, let's keep it grooving.
Reload.
I don't know what they're up against.
I'm a former ex-call-duty professional as well as a current Valorant professional, okay?
When it comes to shooting, they're gonna be too...
Bro, why this guy calling me, huh?
Where's Phonehead?
Where's Phonehead?
Where's the phone at?
Where's the phone at?
How do I get in there?
Well, I'm booed.
I don't know how to get in there.
God damn.
Oh, it's on the floor.
There's no crane.
Okay.
Bob, following the Nygard incident, we are only letting employees into the factory via the hangar.
Which means it is now an extra stop on your daily round.
on your daily round at the end of each workday you are locked the entrance to the hangar using
the key left for you anyone trying to ram their way through this facility will be dealt with
according bill bird government liaison bill bird now that's a name luna where'd you go where'd you
No, we just busted it. We busted it or what?
Can't bust through?
God damn it!
What's this?
We do something about this?
We do something about this?
Well bruh, how are we supposed to move these?
What is that, steel blocks?
God damn.
We push it the other way?
It's a good idea, blue one.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh
You've been moving keep moving feel like I'm pushing on a shopping cart
Is that it is it because we start from here, and then we just ran it through let's try that
Go go go go go go
Ow. That didn't work? Damn. Okay, let's try this one. Let's try this way then. I'm trying! I'm trying to get there!
Oh, that was anti-climactic.
Do we...
Oh.
Please play club...
Please pay close attention when securing machinery onto the mobile base.
Latches are omnidirectional and failure to connect top and bottom parts may result in serious
injury.
Well, damn!
Drill, always assemble pointing inwards, ram, always assemble pointing outwards, storage, always assemble pointing outwards.
Y'all taking notes? Because I don't remember anything that just said.
Is it working?
Did the one button click work?
Now we're still in the same track.
I think.
Click this button.
Oh, we gotta go one more...
Wait.
Wait, if it was going this way, do we want it?
We want to go that way or do we want to go this way?
Let's make it go that way first.
Alright.
Let's bust the mode.
the mode what did I win
nice got a health pill let's go but that
didn't do anything for us to progress in
this story
wait where do we want to go here this
thing is blocked right and we wouldn't
I don't want to go in that direction anyway.
I think.
Gah!
I don't know how to read.
You don't?
That's kind of weird.
I don't know how to read.
Maybe try another railway.
True.
True.
Well, I already did.
I tried that one, it didn't work.
There's nothing here.
Unless it's supposed to point me back that way, I got nothing to lose, right?
So let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
What?
It doesn't work?
It can't go this way?
Wait, now it's not even moving.
It's because it needs to be on the track.
Let's have a look.
Why is it working?
Where does it need to be?
Is that good?
Ah!
It works!
Alright.
Let's jab-boink in this one.
Bruh.
I'm telling you.
Goddammit.
Maybe we... Wait, can't I just go in here?
Cool. Cool. Epic.
Ah. So now we gotta put it back that way.
One more, one more, one more.
Let's go my little shopping cart. Oh God. Don't hit me like that. What do we do next?
We do this. Haha, it worked. It worked me. What's this? Oh God, they're really making
us run around, huh? Oh God, what's happening? Oh my God! I heard the music and I got scared.
Oh, dude, he's...
Oh, God! Oh, God!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Mommy! Mommy!
Jesus Christ, buddy!
Yeah, run away. That's what I thought.
You scary, bro.
Fuckin' lie, you scary.
You think you can reach me up here?
Or am I safe?
Oh God he's coming in with an elbow.
Headshot, headshot.
Nice.
Laying to the ground.
Dude didn't even touch me once by the way.
He didn't touch me one time.
He also didn't drop anything which is very...
I don't want to say it.
I'm going to say it.
Rude.
That's very rude dude.
We're gonna drop...
It's our battery.
What happened? What's blocking it?
Oh, am I supposed to go up there?
Why would I go up there?
You're gonna give me a valid reason to go up there, buddy?
What about here?
No?
Why would I need to push the cart into here?
Or no, oh, I get it. I totally get it. I totally get it. All right, let's do this
I'll just go around
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay
The neurons are firing
My brain is working
Put that on whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa slow your roll there, buddy
Slow your roll there, buddy. God damn
I did like two two pushes and then they just started flying
That's good all right
Where do I want it down? No, wait where we want it?
One in the middle one, so just one turn to the left
right
Yeah, that's wrong
It's the other way
Get over there!
Nice.
I don't know why I would need to go over here.
That blows the point at us.
Hey, we got our battering ram.
Push it to the max.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
On my way.
Oh Jesus Christ!
Y'all coming from where y'all coming from run out of bullets I gotta be careful
I'll be careful
Can I put your moron on I can yeah, Damon
We're on our own from here. I leave the shopping cart behind
You know him hello, you know him
Let's get this thing close to my mouth
Hey, stop spitting on me
I can do that I can do that too that a big boy it's like a big boy
Let's go.
Let's go.
Okay.
Let's...
Oh.
I'm gonna need some stuff.
I'm gonna need like ammo or something, man.
Come on.
Come on.
God.
We're still in Max's tape, huh?
I just want to get back to Tonya.
He's gonna be perfectly honest while I get back to Tonya.
What does it say?
Warning!
Do not enter the Eastern tunnel under risk of death.
Its structural integrity is questionable.
The best.
Northman should bury him.
Eventually, they go to the wild like they're here, mate it there, all over me here.
I guarantee you with all my integrity, that's exactly a burp dog's exactly
over those weights wait wait wait wait wait we need another shopping cart
Don't we?
Battering ram over there?
Oh my god!
Headshot!
Oh my...
Headshot!
That wasn't a...
Oh god!
Right, and start running like that!
Jesus Christ!
What the f-
Ho ho ho ho ho!
Goddamn!
Wait...
Yeah!
Just turn...
Just turn...
Just turn!
Jesus!
Right!
Rushing up on me like that!
Damn!
I don't like it don't like
Dude they start doing that thing man, they start doing this at you
Bobbin and we even that's crazy
Straight up crazy they got crazy legs when we start running at you
It's not like they're going in a straight line so I can just aim at the head. They're literally going like
whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Goddamn
Okay
We're in need of a shopping cart
Uh... I guess I was supposed to...
Do I go back?
No, because there's a blockage right there
Ooh, give me that HP
Oh, hello
Bung
Bung
What's this?
Oh, thank-
Lord
What's this this doesn't work
Really what is it I can't even see
Are they keys? Oh, it's screws. We need a screwdriver
Yeah, damn what's this?
This is what you get when you overwork an outdated power
They should be on capacity. No wonder you guys keep having blackouts.
I can't pinpoint the exact problem right now.
I'll have to look under every damn panel in this place.
If they're not the issue, then it could be the underground cables.
And seeing as I have no way of knowing where they're at,
Dectic one.
Gary from Electrical.
Only if only they had something to see the cables with.
They're lack of insanity mirrors your lack of
You know what I'm not bothering with this anymore you figure it out
What do we got to do what do we got to do okay, I see a pattern okay, okay, so is that the electrical box we need a
Fiddler around with is that what you're trying to tell me that we're trying to tell me I
I guess so.
Is there anything else?
Any hidden gems?
Hidden gems?
Yeah, Joven, this is in sound mind as the people are letting you know.
Fun game!
Very fun game.
Okay.
Onwards troops.
Okay, you got it.
Look too close, look too close there, buddy.
Do I blow this up or what?
There might be some hidden gems.
Get!
There was no hidden gems.
There was nothing.
Nothing.
What the freak is that?
How do I get over there?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Wait, before I go any further, do I need to go down there or anything? Bonjour.
Bonjour? Oh my God. Hey, bro.
I'm gonna just keep it real that guy
Totally root
No manners whatsoever
Now where do I go?
What is this?
Mirror to the rescue
nothing
Okay
I'm gonna just go this way
Hey, we got a checkpoint. That's good. It means we're in the right direction
Direction
Doing this em seven
Reload. Oh my great heavens. Hey, you're spinning on me
Stop it
Are you really back over there, so I gotta spend like three bullets instead of the okay, there you go. There you go
unbelievable
unbelievable
the disrespect
please have some good
god damn it
y'all drop some
what else
was that was that bro give it to me full what's full what the freak is full that
help. Why can't I pick it up? Oh, it's a flare gun.
What?
Where did Luna go? I have no idea. Luna, come back. Come back, please.
There's a tree redeem, I promise. Wink, wink. Somebody do it, please. Somebody do it.
Somebody do it. Do a tree redeemer. Do it so that she can return.
Do it so that you can summon the Luna.
You will be the one known as the Luna.
Pow!
Dude, I love that sound effect.
I love that sound bite, man.
Jesus.
Summoning the Luna! Let's go!
Pow!
Luna, you do have a tree redeemer, I promise. I'm not making this up.
I'm not making this up at all.
Come on.
Come on! Luna, you want to treat? You want to treat?
That sounded.
Alright, let me go get her. I don't know what that is.
Hey, look who's back!
Now that's what I call a bargain.
Don't worry, I'll give you another one.
Eventually.
Oh look, there's another one here, okay.
There you go.
All right, Luna, just relax, just chill.
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
doing the she did it she is now the one doing it
why she looking at me like that
bruh
good girl relax yeah relax don't worry you're gonna get a lot more
I'm gonna give you more, don't worry, don't worry.
But it's time for me to progress inside of this game.
No, she's leaving!
She's leaving!
Alright, well we'll pick her up later, we'll pick her up later.
We brought her back, but it was only temporary.
Listen at the cost of only one bullet, watch me get spectacular prizes.
You got five bullets, let's go.
bullet for the price of the five bullets. NHP! Let's go! Now we're shaking, now we're
grooving. What's that noise? Stay out of the tunnel. You should definitely go into the
Oh
Yeah, I don't know about that get my flashlight out. Oh, yeah, it's totally going there totally go
Flashlight
Hey, don't be crumbling on me now don't be crumbling on me now
Well, back it up, back it up, back it up. Back it up. Oh my! Dude, that's a train. Do I
Get out of here!
Oh my god, what is that?
Oh my god!
Whoa!
Oh my god!
Jesus Christ!
That thing is scary.
Hey, but he's not doing that much damage.
I'm out of bullets.
I need lights.
Come at me.
Now I'm kidding.
Ow!
I don't understand.
Oh my god, still coming at it.
What do I, what do I, let's go over here.
Do I run like all the way over here?
Cause I don't have any bullets, dude.
Oh shoot, yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.
We're gonna make a break that thing.
We're gonna make a break that thing.
I'm right here.
Hey, it worked.
Oh, shit. Turn the whole place down, dude. Calm down. Chill. Chill, Winston. Please no.
No.
Do we push?
No.
Will I actually go that?
Oh, good Lord.
Okay. I have an idea.
Oh my god! Reload.
Jesus Christ, it worked! Oh god damn!
Damn, it's still very angry. I mean, let me just go here
What you gonna do about it? Oh my
You got me you got me Jesus Christ wait, where is he?
I dare you.
Bro's angry.
Bro say that again.
Say it again, I dare you.
Hello?
I see you've met your old pal Max.
Well what's left of him?
I wouldn't say it to his face, but yeesh.
He really should do something about those.
I hear you I hear you
What do you do these we want to go up I guess
With that glass
Was that what was that you want to go up
Good to know dude, what do I click that down button, you know that would have been crazy
What's this how do we get in there?
What's that red one though? What is that? Hey, what is this? What is that?
Huh? Oh! We don't have anything for those, though.
What was I saying?
WARNING!
This door is to remain closed during lure pill experiments.
The last thing we need is for livestock to ram their way into the hangar during operating
hours.
One belligerent former employee was enough.
They call me belligerent.
Is that what they're trying to say?
Away we go.
See you later, applicator.
Yeah, we need a screwdriver.
I somehow, somehow need to get it.
Is this thing pointing in my direction?
Hopefully it is.
Okay, um
It did say to go up so I think this is the right area
I'm all right, bro. Did I just come back down? I
Didn't understand the assignment I
Didn't know how to jump off was that screwdriver. How do I?
Okay
I'm well equipped this time.
Or not.
This is twice!
What?!
How do I grab it?
Bro, I'm swinging around my thing.
Give it to me!
There's another puzzle as I remember with this elevator.
Did I get it?
I think I got it.
I think I got it that time.
Out of my way.
Okay, so we have the box here.
Screwdriver.
screwdriver, screwdriver, screwdriver, a smack it, okay now, that didn't work.
I could plug a chip in there.
Plug a chip in there.
So now I guess we go down.
Let's go down.
Downtown.
Downtown.
Oh, it's not working.
Oh, I'm gonna be able to go down once I fix this, right?
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
We go in here.
It's blocked from the other side.
Classic.
Classic.
Not going to lie.
That's classic.
Ooh, what's this?
I'm good.
Ow.
What's this?
More HP that I don't need.
Thank you kindly.
Thank you kind.
What else do I get?
Oh, God.
What's this?
Hey, what was that?
Can I just go up there?
We need a chip.
Oh, I gotta go outside?
Okay.
But can I go here?
I had to give it the old try.
I had to do it. I had to be done. Ow! It burns, mommy. It burns.
What does that say to the quick dump? Toxic dump site. I don't know where I got a quick
dump. What the freak is that? Oh. Well, we have a screwdriver now, so we can go back
this way.
I think it was this one that I wanted me to do something, right? Or not.
That's to unplug the power. So yeah, let's do that for the music's coming back
Where is it oh
We got the chip. Let's go
And then we're gonna go plug it in over there
right oh
God oh god
He's back! He's back! And he's angrier than ever!
See ya, nerd!
It is what it is. What is this?
I need one of those. I need a...
Wasn't there one over here?
Okie-dokie. We got the chip. Put it in the dip.
Genius. Utter genius.
Screwdriver. Screwdriver. Screwdriver. Screwdriver.
Utter genius. Give me the chip, god damn it.
Uh oh. Did I do something wrong?
What did that do?
I don't get it
Hi, is your name Gary from electrical no then don't touch the damn electrical panels. Oh
Already did it. I know the elevators wonky. I'm working on it
So take a chill pill or whatever it is you guys make it is you guys make around here that English whatever it is
You guys me around here. Oh
I'm revamping the electrical distribution for this entire facility
So there will be times during the day the elevator won't get as much juice as it needs to
blame the power station for frying all the lower end
Conduit chips to the point that I have to keep switching chips from different panels
The damn elevator ever climbed on the one floor that's life
That is life
That is life, I don't get it. What do I do?
What is this?
Why is it showing like
This do I take that chip from this chip and I put this chip into that chip?
You know what I'm talking about. I could look at you know what I'm saying girl happened. Oh
Wait, I know we do this
That work did that work
No, we're still missing. God damn it, we're still missing.
I took V2 from that panel, didn't I? Let's try putting V2 in there, just in case.
No. Not enough power. Interesting. Where's another box at? What was that? What's that noise?
Shoot him in the eyes if you want to stop him for a bit.
Okay, thank you, thank you, thank you.
We have another Fee Luna Redeem, all right.
But, fortunately, she's not here.
So whenever she returns, this shall be done.
It's blocked from the other side.
Blocked from the other side, what's new?
I guess I go outside now, since I don't have any,
I don't have anything else to do.
Oh, I think I get it.
There's like a power source outside, right?
Do we do that?
could plug it ship in there what ship doesn't want
doesn't need a to be not going all the way it's not going all the way how was
that goddamn stinky wasn't there another well nope short answer nope
Okay, it'd be on this side, no?
It'd be on this side.
Probably over there.
Hey, what's over there?
Oh, yeah!
What did I do here again?
Hmm.
I don't know.
Hey, what's over there?
Oh, yeah, what did I do here again?
Hmm
I don't remember this
I remember this part
Can we just go here? Ow? I
Mean let's just screw-dive everything
Let's have our flashlight out too.
I could plug a chip in there.
There you go.
Voltage is too weak.
Voltage!
Maybe I'll take the other chip.
Oh boy, he's back.
Here, let me screw drive everything, just so that I have access to the panels and it'll
be easier to figure out.
Okay, let's take a look at our mirror. Let's have a little look see. So what's
going on here? What's going on? Okay, can we see everything? Can I have access to
everything? Okay, let's see. So this, this goes over there. That goes over there. So
maybe we want to put the two chips into that. But why? Does this turn on? Hold on.
show me again show me again what about this one what is it what does it connect
to what does that connect to this gate that we I guess I could open but I guess
I can plug the two chips into that one it's worth a shot where did I plug this
one in I have one in there
There's around three chips as I remember. There is? Dude, I don't see another one, so I'm gonna have to assume there is not.
Unless I'm supposed to somehow get over there. Oh, can I make him break this pathway?
Where's he at? Let's lure him. Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Hey buddy! Where'd you go?
Hey buddy, your skull isn't even that scary!
Bruh.
Really?
Nothing?
Is that him?
Hey buddy!
Over here!
Come and get me!
Ah!
Oh mama see stuff don't hurt me
Oh
I was hoping you would you're starting on my way
It is what it is, okay, let's go get the other chip probably like I said have to do something with um
Um, with that, let's grab this, it needs full power, it says.
Full power.
Should I just blow this up?
It's kind of annoying.
Blow it up.
It's very annoying.
Blow up that one too.
Backing up into these things accidentally.
Hold on, let's get a flashlight out.
There's nothing in here?
okay okay I think you need to get those pillars down so you go through oh and I
got the pillars down through this electrical box let's go right right that
it does that make sense is it work are those things down they don't look down
to me is it the wrong one I don't get it which one did I put in there I don't get
it I don't get it let me see take a little looksies here okay so we have
this one. Oh, maybe it needs to connect to that. Let's put one in here. So at least the
door can stay open, right? So we got that door open. Let's open up this door too. It's
kind of annoying. Let me go around. Okay, so we got that's just for the doors. What is
this for? What is this for? Yeah, that's to control this. That's what I thought. Bruh.
Now it works! Okay, we're good to go, we're good to go.
Hey buddy!
It's down, right?
It stays down?
Hopefully it stays down.
Where's he at? Where's he at?
Hey!
Hey, you!
Come here!
Oh god!
I'm ready for you.
Oh god!
Whatcha gonna do, father?
Oh, Jesus Christ!
That was a lot of damage.
I don't know if I need it to be like, right here, but...
Bob and weep, Bob and weep.
Let's do that.
Let's walk and get a little wiggle room here.
What do I need to do?
Bro, can you go wait?
You need to break something else
You're a passage? Oh, there's a passage. Okay. Okay. Okay. We're good. We're good. Leave now. Leave
Baddest baddest flashlight
That phone is gonna ring thousand percent
Screwdriver, screwdriver, screwdriver, screwdriver, mirror.
Goddamn.
Why am I like, zoomed in, Jesus.
Okay.
But what does that do?
looks of it nothing is there a chip in there might be a chip in there I need to
be to you're kidding me god damn it let me go get the other chip
please don't be around sir please don't be around here is there a way to get in
there quickly well that's true he can't even follow me in once I pass through
where is it is this one hey all right let's go he saw me it's not coming back
up what the oh boy
hey the music's bangin' though okay you need a v2 right oh oh my god oh good
they died I only had freakin delicious um three bullets dude so what did that do
And if I take it, I could plug a chip in there.
What does it do?
It turns that on?
No.
No.
Let's go this way.
Investigate.
What's this?
Nothing. Oh god.
Nothing of use.
Ow!
Um...
Oh, does it turn it off? At the top there? Let's see.
Oh, it turns these on. Got you, got you. Okay, but we don't need that right now.
Interesting.
If anything we need to turn it off, right, so
What is here I guess we do this
Get any clues and I get a clue or nah
And I get a clue or nah, it's just that nothing else
Gotta go over there somehow
Can we climb can we climb this
I'm supposed to bunny hop over there, but can I just take damage and do it the stupid
way?
Oh!
I could still go!
I didn't know that.
Ow.
That's stupid.
Oh, god.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
I didn't know it was just the prongs that I can't touch.
I thought it was like the whole area.
Oh god.
Don't want to over jump it.
Man, I can really use some...
Hey, there it is. There it is.
Should I just do a big jump over there?
Let's do it.
Geronimo!
Just dodge this, I guess.
Ow.
What was that?
Oh god.
Okay, well, let's kill him with that thing.
Oh, then it turns off.
Oh my god.
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Ow!
Where is he?
Bullets.
What?
Oh, you're so annoying.
You're so annoying.
Where's he? Bullets?
Why?
You're so annoying. You're so annoying.
So freaking annoying!
Goddamn.
I didn't know that they turn off if you freaking touch them, dude.
That is stupid.
There's no way to avoid it!
Nothing.
I'm so glad I brought the chips with me, because I feel like I'm gonna need them here, right?
Look at Chip in there.
I think there's not enough power.
Not enough power?
Oh, it needs a three-volt. We don't have a three-volt.
Can we... yeah, what?
No dice.
No.
What did that do?
Oh, it turns this one on?
So stupid.
Can we go in here?
Nope.
Bruh.
Or I guess we do this.
Oh god!
I'm dead.
Oh, jeesh.
Okay.
Well, as much as I would love to jump over there, I guess I could jump over this.
Do that.
That works.
Um, man, where do I get this other chip, though?
You're kidding me.
I could have just went around.
Oh, my God.
I did it the more fancy way. I think it all a green
Damn
Oh, it's a little laggy it's a little laggy
Hey, where am I going? Oh
Is there a chip in there should I do let me do the mirror
here. What am I looking for? Help me out, mirror. Nothing. Goddamn. Maybe I jump on
that, jump on that, and then I go there. No, because- OH MY GOD! I didn't realize I
was on the thing. Go higher, you can get to the building with the closed door. Okay.
I didn't jump.
29 now.
Hold on.
Oh, your horses.
It's laggy right in that little spot.
That's why.
Okay.
I can't.
Oh god, oh god, oh god.
Can't jump there.
Oof.
Oof.
Oof.
Okay, where do I go?
Over there?
see I see but oh they call me mr. danger
God, hey!
Okay!
Woo!
That was a ride and a half.
I needed that.
Yeah, I definitely needed that.
You ain't lying, I'm out.
Why does he keep saying I'm full of something?
What is that? That looks like bullets to me.
Oh, that's ammo for a different weapon.
I don't have that weapon
Interesting how did I not unlock?
Rose not gonna call me really the one time I want him to interesting
Okay
Hey, we got the v3 chip. Okay, that's gonna work for the now
That's gonna work for the other one.
Hello?
Oh, I'm braced.
Oh, I'm braced.
What's that noise?
Bro, what's with this action music?
Oh God!
Bro!
What the freak?
Jesus Christ!
Buddy!
What is that armor on?
Let's just get out of here.
We don't, we don't need to wait for bullets on these guys.
Although, I am going in the wrong direction.
AHHHHH MY GOD!
Okay, he dropped me.
Woof woof woof!
You're blocking my exit.
You're blocking my exit.
You're blocking my exit.
Bro, where's the exit?
I thought it was right here.
Oh my god! That's a lot of them.
That's a lot of them, dude.
Oh!
Sweet baby Jesus.
Sweet baby Jesus.
I gotta use the flares.
I'll use another one!
Are they in there?
Dude, I think they're impotent. There's so many of them. How do I get out of here? Chip.
Of course he doesn't go. Of course he doesn't go. I have to... Oh, I think I get it. No,
I don't get it. Jesus Christ! I don't get it. I have to jump, right? I have to jump somewhere.
Where do I jump? Where do I jump? Oh, I get it. I see it. I see the light. I see the light.
Wait, no, I don't fit over there. Whoo! Can I take a break up here? Aww. Okay, hold on, hold on,
How do I get over there you got to kill them first? Oh, I do it dude. I'm on the ammo. Oh
Man
They get like a trooper
Okay
Hit him with a glissie I gotta hit him with the
I do not want to die.
What is that?
What is that?
What is it?
Pick it up!
Now, where's the thing when you need it?
Where? Oh yeah, there's one here.
You're getting me!
You're getting me!
Jesus Christ!
One HP. Goddamn, buddy.
I'm one more player and then he gets me ammo damn course then he get and then
this opens up frick frick and then there's guys here oh my I can't get
to pray. Christ all might out of my way.
Oofies.
God damn.
Saucy. What is bro?
I can't catch a break.
I think it's a break and I got my boots.
The V3 in there, the V3 in there, and we're just gonna...
OOOH!
Let's go down.
You're kidding me!
GO!
Bro, I don't get it, I don't get it, this is so, this is so stupid, I swear, if I die,
I'm gonna be very angry, I'm gonna be very angry if I die, how is it not working?
How is it not working?
This is a V3 chip!
It's a V3 chip!
I got a little stupid glass again, and I can't kill this guy because of the door.
Oh, I've got an ammo.
I've got an ammo.
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
What's the- Woo!
Yeah, that was a 3. Why isn't it working?
Can we hide up here?
Oh, we got a flare. Let's see if the one flare will kill him.
I landed like two headshots.
Oh, thank God! Dude. You pressed the wrong button. No! That was the V3 chip, man. I think
I needed to kill him for it to work. Oh, so stupid. You see? Why isn't it working? It
still says, uh, red light. Do I need to put one in here? Let's see. I might need one in
there too. Right? No, because that's just for the door. Yeah, let's try it out. Bruh.
I mean, let's go up then. Maybe it'll stay up, that's why. Let's see. Is that the purpose
of it? Yeah, that was the purpose of it. Okay, okay, okay. Oh my god. This game's giving
me anxiety. Zero ammo in both the flare and the gun. What do you want me to do? Oh, I
guess I can use the mask. But I can't use the mask while I'm...
Can I go another way?
God.
I got 31 HP too, dude.
Okay, let's do this quick.
Let's do this quick.
I know, I know, I know.
I don't have a choice.
I don't have a choice.
I should have just opened the door,
but instead I'm just dying now.
But now I can open the door with a mask at least.
I can't catch a break.
I swear, if something jumps at me here,
gonna die oh I would have needed the mask looks like who's that guy with the
I'm gonna get the hat!
My hood just wanted his job back.
If you had done yours, perhaps he wouldn't have thrown such a tantrum.
Because that's all it is.
The one he did-
My mask is- Bro!
Now hang up the call!
My mask is- Oh god.
You're kidding me!
I'm gonna die.
What is-
What?
What was I supposed to do? Like, realistically. What was I supposed to do?
Guy Bay did me a listen at his Mumbo Jumbo.
Ugh. How was that room not...
How was that room not, like, clean air?
I would have assumed when I opened the double doors that I would have, like, clean air available.
And it starts me with 31 HP. Dude, I can't...
What'd I do?
Should I go find some around the map?
Cause I think they just spawn randomly right?
Let's do this.
I don't care.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
And look at this.
And then we run over here, we answer the call, we answer immediately.
I gotta go man, seventy percent.
God damn dude, it runs out so fast.
Don't care.
What do I do?
Can I find some mouse assembly control?
Oh god.
All useless things.
All useless things.
Batteries.
Wow.
What do I...
You're kidding me.
There's nothing in here?
There's nothing in here.
Okay, we got some...
What do I do?
What do I do?
I got a checkpoint at least.
I'm gonna die.
I got bullets.
What do I do?
I got bullets.
What do I do?
I got bullets.
I got bullets.
What do I do?
There's like no buttons or anything.
Take the mask off?
Why would I take off the mask?
I'll die.
That's how I died last time.
Take off the mask in the hallway.
No, because the hallway has the particle stuff.
No?
I'm sure.
I'm pretty sure it does.
That's what I saw.
It doesn't...
Okay, I died when I took off the mask over here for some reason.
Wait, why would I die with the mask on?
I gotta see this.
Why would I lose HP with the mask on?
Oh, is it because the O2 and the mask?
You're kidding me!
I didn't understand the concept.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Ah, damn.
Experimental X09 Bloor Pill.
ingredient chart. Tube liquid compounds have to be placed in the sign slots. That's a big
machine in the next room, okay? Along with the... okay? Whatever that means. What about
this? Attention all employees, as renovation work continues our brand new distribution
center. We are still in the process of removing and repurposing machinery and equipment left
over from the query. Do not attempt to use any of them without prior authorization as
improper use may lead to injury or even death. Ask before using anything you're not familiar with.
S Hill. Let me go over here.
Why is it laggy? Where's my game lagging all of a sudden? What's it rendering?
Well, we can go over here. No. Brother, what do we do?
We are there assembly room
So I go out in the hallway oh
Okay, so we're gonna games like
We got some bad we I need health more than anything right now
Who's that was it oh?
Creedy, keep your damn lower pill experiments as far away from Mars as possible.
One of those pills found in its way to our chemical.
Shipment and nearly blew up a delivery truck.
A mixing of our chemicals and your pills is just a disaster waiting to happen.
Oh, you gave me a clue? Hint hint, wink wink.
Excellent.
Nutritious.
Delicious.
Got it though?
Did I just blow something up here?
Don't think so. Onwards!
Something over here, right?
Yeah, what do we do? What do we do?
Gotta put a chip somewhere. Gotta put a chip somewhere.
Something over here. How do we get to it? Blow this up?
We blow it up, but I don't have- I don't have bullets!
Can the game provide me something?
Dude, I haven't had ammo in forever I thought I picked up ammo over here
Last time like right before I died. Hey, there we go. Thank you
Jesus move
Okay, okay
That's the long barrel
screwdriver hey where's my other chip
oh that's right it's down low in the elevator what is this require the
require just one it looks like yeah I could plug a chip in there
Hey, look at that!
10 HP for the wind!
You got any ammo in here?
What was that?
Bullets! Let's go!
Um, okay.
Little confused.
Little confused.
What was I saying?
Wants me to know something about this.
That is for...
Over there.
It's cold in here.
No!
Oh wait, but I can't pass that area anyway.
somehow need to break down the gate or can I hop over it
nothing to hop over there on the other side of us see maybe on the other side
Oh, there's a brick wall going in there.
No.
God damn.
There's something over there.
Okay, I need to go somehow in there.
How do I jump on storage?
I cannot. Okay, let's go down here then.
There's gotta be something over here.
Oh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, he runs so goddamn fast.
Hey, I'm re-jettin' health.
Not bad.
Nice.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, don't...
Got a checkpoint.
Got a flare gun.
Flare bullet, I mean.
What's over here?
Empty pill jar.
Okay, that's a big list.
Why do I hear scary music? Oh my god.
What? Wait, where do I blow up? This thing?
Ooh, god damn!
God damn it!
I'm trapped, I'm trapped, I'm trapped.
And I'm lagging.
AAAAAAHHHHH!
I thought the one explosion would kill him.
I thought the one explosion would kill him, man.
I'm gonna get pills in this chapter.
I got an empty bottle.
I didn't get no pills yet.
Yeah, I don't know why the game's lagging all of a sudden.
Dude, I never lagged in this game once, and then all of a sudden, lag.
Maybe I need the flare gun to kill him.
But I need to save the flare gun for the frickin' other dude.
Okay, there's two explosions I can do to save me bullets, but man, it's behind that first
carton, which is like way too far away.
What is that?
Oh, it's the other gun that I apparently never got.
Yeah, we can't...
We can't do anything with this guy.
You gotta let him go.
You gotta go around him, there's no way we can fight him.
See ya nerd!
Woohoohoohoohoohoo!
You gotta die.
Okay, you get this chip because I can't, no matter what, I'm gonna need it for something.
Now, as far as the flare, I'm kind of scared to use it over here, because I don't have
access to this gate thing anyway, and I only have one too, so I can't even risk it.
I could try going into the other area.
He's still over there, right?
I don't gotta worry about him.
Oh, nice!
Okay, I got one more flare at least.
It's blocked from the other side.
Dammit!
Dammit!
Swinks?
Oh, there's like so many more places to go.
Oh my god!
Dude, I can't hit these guys.
I can't, I can't hit these guys.
Jesus Christ and I don't have any more blood and then there's the big guy oh my
god dude this game is I thought it was supposed to be easy I thought it was
supposed to be easy this is not easy look at this guy man what might be just
kill you guys that's good at least run so annoying I don't nearly have enough
ammo to fight these people oh god oh god open the door oh my I know what I need
to do okay can I hide can I hide and he goes away
33 HP, man. Where is he? Oh, he's not here.
Ruh. Wait. Ooh, that's one of them.
What the
We got a we got a chop them down we got a chop them down. Let's go
Damn
Okay, okay, we gotta do this fast
For the big guy decides to do something with this
What the
No, you know what?
Chip what chip what chip what chip what chip one that looks like one I could plug a chip in there
The chip I used is too weak, okay, that's stupid
Give me that no, okay, I did now you
Okay, Jesus, at least I got a checkpoint. What was that?
Oh my god, oh boy. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
Okay, I see. I see a big X. For some reason. What do I do with the big X? What do I do with the big X?
What do I do with this?
Oh god, I can't see.
I made it onto the pipe.
Oh god.
Okay, now what?
Don't go away pipe. Don't go away. I'm stuck. Jesus Christ. Where am I supposed to go anyway?
Where do I go? Oh, there's, uh, I gotta look all the way around. I gotta look like this.
Jesus. Okay. Now what? Where does it lead me to?
So annoying. Literally so annoying.
Okay, what the freak? Just...
Can you not? I might as well go on one and then start looking around.
Oh, dude, I...what the f...
No, no, no, no, don't disappear yet, don't disappear yet, come on.
Okay, okay.
And then let's make sure we have the bottom and look at the top.
This way.
Make sure we don't fall.
And we go this way.
Make sure we don't fall and look around and we go this way, oh god we're going to fall,
we're going to fall.
I guess we can just make sure we do that and go this way.
I don't know where to go from here, do I just jump?
Oh, okay.
Uh, ow, ow.
What do I do?
What do I do?
Oh, I just keep looking at the pipes?
Or is there more pipes?
God damn, dude.
This is so obnoxious.
This is so obnoxious.
God damn.
There's pipes. No, there's nothing.
There's nothing for me to climb on.
Look.
There's just pipes below.
What do I do?
Maybe you could break something here? I mean...
Oh, am I supposed to go right there?
Oh, yeah, that's what I was supposed to do. Okay. Jesus! Then what?
But now do I look for something over here?
Nothing?
Whoa.
Where do I go?
Is there something behind the other side?
Dude.
Dude
Oh we go there, okay
Whoo, oh
My god
This 30 HP no ammo BS
It's not fun gotta say it is not fun
Damn dude, I need a checkpoint
Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
What's that?
Incinerator key room.
Give me that!
Oh, Jesus Christ, and then we still have to deal with the big boy.
It's locked.
Uh, I guess that's the key?
No, not working.
Mmm.
Checkpoint. Yes.
Okay.
you
you
you
you
you
Bruh, now what?
Can we jump to the side?
I don't trust that.
What the?
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Hey, look at me!
Bada bing, bada boom. What's in here?
Oh, the HP dude. Oh, it's that room. Okay, what's in here?
Processing zone.
That noise
Dude there's good music again. Hey, what's that? I need it. Oh my god. That's so scary. I don't know where he is
But I'm believing I'm leaving
Oh, oh my god. Oh my god
Oh my god.
Oh, this is the top.
Okay, we don't need to come here technically.
Jesus Christ.
Where is he?
What do I have? I don't have anything.
I have a flare gun at least.
I might use that if I need to.
What's this?
Frickin' batteries.
Literally the one thing I don't need.
Okay, where else can we go?
We do this?
What does that do?
Oh god, it's him!
Oh god!
I don't know what that means!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Whoo!
I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I don't know what that means.
I guess it means he can't come this way.
Oh, guess not.
Oh yeah! Yeah! He can't come this way.
Am I supposed to...
turn all these on? Is that what it is?
What is that?
Let's go dude. I needed all that. Oh, I needed all that so bad
Small magnetic lock
Okay, I love this dude, I haven't been back to freaking 92 HP in ever
This guy's cheating. How does he see me?
Can we do this? Oh shoot!
Turn the thing!
Okay, I have an all-on.
Ow. Ow.
This is the last one. For sure. For sure!
That's the last one.
What does it say?
Finish work on your safe room once you complete the switch with the electromagnetic...
Should be enough.
Electromagnetic luck?
Well, I've hooked all the switches. Where's the briefcase?
Where did the briefcase go?
Got you.
Somewhere over there, right?
Yeah, I lost the briefcase. I don't know where it is
Here it is
It has a small magnetic lock. Where do I where do I go for the magnetic lock thing?
Where does it go where does it go?
I guess it goes through here, and then what where's the magnetic part?
Oh, what's that?
Where's the magnetic part, man?
What's that?
God damn it!
U-SUS!
At what point is there a magnetic part?
Hey, it's supposed to come through here.
How come it didn't come through here?
Can I move?
Jesus Christ!
What is this?
Saffron.
What is that?
Okay.
Holy cow!
Just inspect the whole way.
What do you mean inspect the whole way?
I did!
Upon receiving a secure case, deliver it to the conveyor, place the case on the conveyor
belt and use the controls to direct it to the safe room.
God damn it!
Okay.
Okay, okay.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
I get it.
Um...
Okay, I know where it goes, technically, right?
I know where it goes.
Actually, I don't.
Let's see.
It went here.
It was going in the right direction.
Actually, how come it didn't follow?
Or is it because I moved?
Did I move?
Where's the belt at?
They had to have gone HP.
They should have gone this way, right?
Oh, and then it got blocked here.
I think that's what happened.
OK, I need to find it.
Where's it at?
Where's it at?
Is it coming around?
Behind me
Where's this frickin case dude? Oh
It actually has to go up top though
There's a case disappear
I can't deal with this guy. Oh my god. He is so annoying
I have no idea what this case is.
I found it once and like it's gone now.
I seem to know what belt is on so I can
follow it accordingly.
Oh, this guy is so annoying.
Dude, I feel like I've been everywhere.
I can't find this case.
Oh my God!
It's a glitch?
It somehow needs to go up here.
I don't know where it is right now.
Ow!
Dude, it's like literally a glitch.
Dude, it's like literally not here.
I think it fell somewhere.
I've been following this area the whole time.
I'm just trying to see where it went so I can follow it.
I don't know what belts it's on.
I'm like, it shouldn't be that hard to find because it's just a red dot, right? It's a red light.
Here, I'm gonna sprint in these in this part.
So I could find it because it was here. I remember following it here. So if it was here, where would it go, right?
Did it couldn't have moved there?
It would have went this way and then it would have been stopped here
This guy is so annoying. Okay, I think I'm good
It's literally not a wrap
And then we needed to go, we need this, I'm not walking either.
We don't need this block, we need it in the tower.
Oh, but then it would just go around in a circle.
How do we get in up here?
Is that it?
Is that over there?
This guy is so annoying.
Oh my god.
You lost it a couple of times too, but like, does it ever recover or do I have to restart?
Check.
Is that it?
That's where I'd like from.
Scott.
Ah, he's so annoying.
Okay, once I clear the path, what is this?
Oh my gosh, I'm moving!
Yeah, I'm just gonna start cleaning things for animals by climbing.
Hmm, doesn't even make sense.
Oh, I think that's it over.
Bro, get out of my way!
Oh, he's so annoying.
I think it's lit. I think it's lit. I swear like there's there's no way I
wouldn't have been able to see it by now there's literally no way or it's in the
safe I guess right it says green does that mean it's in the safe
So stupid. So goddamn stupid. At least I don't have to restart the checkpoint. So stupid,
dude. Ugh. Alright. Where do I go now? What do I do? What do I go now? Fix the loading
platform. Didn't I do that?
Craft the lower pill to team the bull.
Fix the loading platform to get the secondary factory floor.
How?
It's weird. Once you crouch, you can't uncrouch.
It's very annoying.
To get to the secondary floor. What up there?
Fix the secondary floor, fix the loading platform.
Do I leave? Let's just leave, see what happens. If I can.
Yeah, Leslie. I feel like we're supposed to fix the loading platform. Which one?
This one?
Ask for a Luna Paw. Luna's not here right now. She's caddaddle, she's cadoodle.
Okay. Fix the loading platform. Was it back in there though? Because we also need to tame
the bull, right? Dude, what is with this leg? Second floor assembly. Here, I guess we have
map, right? Let's take a look. What's the loading platform?
Safe room.
Oh yeah, I don't get it. That's weird.
It doesn't even tell me.
To do what? What do we have to do? Fix the loading platform to get to the second factory floor.
Fix the lo- what?
A Luna Prize vault! Now there is a hint to the vault already. Um, it starts with a six.
The digit starts with a six. God damn.
I feel like I have a long way to go, so...
Oh! This room is new, right?
Pretty sure this room is new, but it doesn't have anything for me.
I don't know how or where I'm supposed to take the bullet.
Jesus.
Oh, God.
It takes a lot of power.
It's gonna be sexy.
Ow.
I don't know what that means. What?
you know is like a checkpoint
I want to see the kitty I gotta get a checkpoint
so I can feel good about
I can't
I can't be bothered
Is that one work?
I could put a chip in there.
It does.
Looks like we don't have Ellen today.
My big helper.
But it's OK.
We'll get through this.
Oh, god.
We're not going to get through this.
We'll get through this.
We'll get through this.
While we were starting up, I had a fantastic idea
for a stream.
Let me know what you guys think.
I was thinking because I'm currently learning different languages, right?
I use Rosetta Stone to learn different languages.
And because I have access to it, I was thinking it would be so much fun to stream that experience
where you see me learn, but at the same time, you can technically learn.
You know what I'm saying?
Just by having like prompts and everything on stream and whatever it requires of me,
you know what I mean?
I thought that would be fun.
There's some music in the background and stuff, but you seem to learn a new language, you know
And at the same time you get the chance to learn a new language too whether it be Japanese the the three core languages that I like is
Japanese German and
French I need to I need a touch up on
Haven't been keeping up my French. So it's hey
the man with the hat
Where you going? Where you going?
Man said Ooga Booga likes to snooga. Oh
Can I go over there am I supposed to go over here? Oh, I guess not
Did I read this I didn't even read it blah blah blah blah blah. It's all like
sciencey stuff
chemical engineering
Probably the secret to creating a nuclear bomb
It is what it is. Oh, yeah, I figured I figured that'd be fun
Since Rosetta Stone costs a lot dude. I ended up paying for the full version like years ago and
Yeah, I thought it'd be a
52 yeah, might as well grab this. I don't know if I got anything from there, but let's just go back here. I guess
See we've got the look on your face. Did you really think I'd use the same freezer trick again give me some credit doc. I'm not that lazy
easy. Are you though? Are you though? So I need some of these chemical things, right?
I only have one. I have one mushroom extract. I need to find the other two. There's two
somewhere, and I have to find it. There's two somewhere. What's this? There's room for
There's a small object in there.
Small object, you said.
Oh, look.
Not that object?
Oh, that.
What does it do?
No, no power?
Interesting, interesting.
Let me take a look.
Same face, literally, dude.
What's up, press and butter dog?
How you guys doing?
what are some of the languages you guys like obviously you speak English so
what are the languages you guys know I did the twisty thing but I don't know
if that's what I'm supposed to do how do I know when I'm done twisting are these
supposed to connect? I see a little thing there. I see a little thing there. Interesting. Very
interesting. Are these supposed to engineer this whole pipeline? Get it working, get it twerking?
What's that?
Let's reload this flare.
English only!
Come on!
English and Russian, there you go.
Suka bia! That's all I know in Russian.
Please, let me know what it means.
Isn't Suka, like, um...
sweet or something?
Am I just turning these for nothing or what?
What am I turning these things for, huh?
Interesting.
What if we go over here?
Oh, God!
Maybe we're supposed to go over here.
I have one more flare.
You better get this right.
You're kidding me.
That's what that means?
Wait, it really went all the way over here.
Anything happen?
How do I know if I'm turning it the right way?
One doesn't give me a clue.
Mmm.
Sussy.
I might not even be supposed to be doing that part right now.
Click it?
Yellow.
Interesting.
I don't know what that means.
I could use another flare too.
Where do I put the...
Oh, let's do this.
We're gonna plug into this thing.
Is that gonna show me?
It's not gonna show me?
Where does it go?
Where does this go?
All the way over there!
Huh?
How do we get over there?
Oh! Just like that!
Back of this thing?
I don't know this doesn't look like what's that oh what is that got a purple thing
now I'm trying to follow oh dude it worked always follow the red I don't I
want to know that purple pipe was to we out here Sherlock Holmes style figuring
I'm gonna chip in there.
I'm gonna chip in here.
Power is not going that way.
You know what I'm saying?
Nothing has happened.
You know what I'm saying?
Hey, there it is.
It's just too weak.
What?
You're kidding me!
Oh, so that's what those two words mean in Russian.
Bruh, okay, okay, okay.
I see.
I didn't know they were both curse words.
I knew of Viet, but I didn't think Tsuka was one either.
That's so funny.
And I thought it was the opposite too.
I thought Viet was the B word, and Tsuka was the other one.
Interesting.
Okay, so I put the chip in, went out.
You're kidding me.
Nothing?
Oh, is it the wrong one?
Or do I have to put in another one?
Oh, is it the wrong one, or do I have to put it in another one?
What was that purple pipe, too?
There's a purple pipe around here.
Let's see.
I need to get a clue.
How come that's not generating enough power?
Jesus, let me out of here.
How is that not generating enough power?
Did he say it was the wrong chip?
Let's do this, because like I said, there was a...
Yeah, I don't know what that is.
What is that?
What is that?
It's a pipe.
Hold on, we might need to get up there.
Where's the staircase?
How are they showing pipe up here, huh?
Oh, some more glands.
Some more glands.
Oh, no.
Did we put this in? What is this?
Saying it's ready?
Or did I already put it in?
Is it that one?
We only need one more!
Okay.
Is this gonna show me a thing now?
Was this the wrong one?
Would it have accepted it if it was the wrong one is the question?
Okay, let me go back to the power thing and see if he says
Get the red chip in here, man
See what he says. I couldn't plug a chip in there. Nothing happened
It's the wrong chip.
Wait, I don't have the 3D anymore though.
Where was the 3D at?
I think for the elevator, no.
So we gotta go back there, back to the elevator?
Okay.
Mmm.
Almost completed the game easy.
I don't know if it's almost completed, but let's have my gun out.
Get a little reload action.
This tape is definitely more difficult.
It's one of the more difficult ones that I've played so far.
Compared to the other tapes, the other tapes have been more like, not as actiony.
This one feels like first person shooter almost in this tape.
Okay, I think I go down and I go get my three vault, right?
Let's go do that.
Because now we have access to the staircapes.
So, that should be it, and that should be it.
I put it in there, didn't I?
Let's have a look, yeah.
Thank God.
I could plug it.
No!
Where did I put the 3V at?
Did I ever have a 3V?
Ugh, I don't remember.
Is it this one?
Oh, thank God.
I was worried, I'm not gonna lie.
So the elevator doesn't work, right?
Okay.
But we can still go up there.
Uh-huh!
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay, okay, we're learning, we're grooving.
As long as there's no ugabugas coming after me, we should be fine.
Yeah, we're Gucci, don't worry about it.
So I didn't see any of your other responses, so basically you got one Russian, and that's it. It's the only other language.
And I only know two curse words in Russian.
Let's go this way.
It's funny, I know Spanish, French, but I need to touch up on both those languages,
even though I'm really like, I could have a full blown conversation, Spanish.
French, I can understand very well.
The words, however, like for me to come up with my own words would be very, like, iffy.
How do I stop this?
Bro, they cheat!
What was that?
You gonna give me a clue or what?
I don't get it.
Was I supposed to turn this on afterwards?
Oh, maybe it has something to do with these.
Can I go- Nah, I'm gonna die if I go in.
I was gonna say, like, can I just walk in there, man?
This thing never gave me back my pills.
Alright, looks like we have another mystery of fortune.
mystery of force
maybe this will uh give us a clue
english only i'm shocked
send it purple blue green so i just need the green one how do i get the green
one is it in here is the green one here
Maybe I'm supposed to- Oh, and then I take it out. Okay. Hold on. I think I get it. I think I get it.
We turned it on, but now we can take it off because it's open, right? The gate is open.
Look at us using our brains. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. I came ready today, dude.
Got a little speed upgrade. Get more flares. Get some of that ammo. Now I am disappointed.
Apparently, there was like a long gun that I never, I never got all the flares we need.
Let me go ahead and reload one, so we can store one.
That way we have five instead of four, and then I guess we carry onwards.
I guess that was just like a little storage thing to, I mean, I needed it. I was at like 56 HP.
So it was good, it was good.
But it doesn't get us further into the story.
Now we need to get somewhere.
There's like this one green thing.
Let's see, craft the lure pills, craft the lure pill to tame the bull.
I think that's what I need to do next.
I don't think I can skip that step.
So how do I craft it?
was the clue for this thing? Oh, wait a second. Is that only when I have the three objects?
Maybe. Maybe. I think it would make more sense to get the green thing. And then we click
that button. Right? Also, what are these? Are they just here to distract you? Maybe we
see the meter change? Let's see. Is this change at all?
Can't tell.
Hey! Wait! Something worked! Oh my god! Something worked! Hold on! Okay, we need
to start pumping the gas into it. I see. Now, I think we still need the green one
regardless. Oh, and I can check my progress through the mirror. Yes! Dude, we're so smart.
Oh my god, look at us! There are geniuses up in here. Look at the thing. Look at the
thing. Hey, what else? What else? Do we need this one? I'm gonna go. No, I don't think this
This one, that one doesn't matter, right?
This one maybe?
Mmm.
Mmm.
Sassy.
Sassy.
It means we can't start there, I think.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, because there's nothing in there, so we can't, we can't work on that one yet, okay.
I think no matter what, I'm gonna need the green one.
Regardless, right?
Is this one done?
Let me finish one and see what happens.
Nah, it's stuck right there.
Okay, let's go down.
I see, I see.
Gotta do something about this.
Oh, mama.
There it is.
Okay, we got one.
We got one.
What about the other one?
I mean, do we need to do it?
I heard a beep, was it this?
Ohhhh.
Okay, hold on.
Hold on.
This might be part of it.
That thing didn't light up before, so let's see this blue pipe.
Where are we at with the blue pipe?
Okay.
Okay.
And then we go down here.
I think.
Bruh.
Hello.
Oh no, I messed up.
Alright.
That's weird.
How did I mess up?
Installed on...
Ah!
Let's see it.
This one.
I see, I see.
Where's it at?
Where's it at? Over there.
Two lights, we got two lights.
I heard the blinking. Oh, this way.
Now do we click the button?
Goddamn, we need the third one, don't we? We need the green one.
Okay, well, at least we did the work. I mean, we were we would have had to do that. Anyway
Yeah, where's this third one at?
So that means I can't craft the pills yet fix the loading platform to get to the second factory floor
fix the loading platform
That I don't understand
It's blocked from the other side it's blocked from the other side
When was I supposed to do that?
What's up, Rampant?
Oh, I missed it!
My bad. 34 months!
Jesus. Thank you so much.
Such a long time.
How's it going?
How's Yoshi doing?
Oh, this is where we came from.
Second floor assembly.
I thought we already did this, you see.
I might need a cheat and...
see where I'm at with this thing here because I missed the subscription I'll
do a mariachi time there you go there you go all right let's see I gotta I gotta
figure this out research and development have I been in that room before
What room is that?
I feel like I've been in that room before.
It's not cheating.
It's educational.
Oh, is it in the safe?
No.
It's not in the safe, but there's things in the safe, right?
Okay, first of all, I think we could do this.
to see... Hey, what's that? Is that one of them? Up there?
Oh, if it is, how do I get up there? Oh, wait a second.
Is there a way to get up there?
Is that the second floor it's talking about?
I think it is.
So we do need to go up there somehow.
Okay.
I gotta figure it out.
These 17 pounds today, oh my goodness.
What is that?
Five pounds?
No, no, no, no.
Three pounds.
Well, it's not that bad three pounds in a few days, right since Saturday, so that's not bad
Yoshi for those of you that don't know is a
Brand-new Akita puppy their rampant just got very cute very small and
When he arrived he was 14 pounds
Do we go in here now he's
I've been in here already right but did I need to maybe I didn't finish
something maybe I need to go back kind of a knowing if I have to do this again
I don't I don't need to do it again because it would have given me the pipe
things right okay I don't need to do that again give me the chip this one's
blocked blocked from the other side blocked from the other side
blocking it how do we get there do we check this room out
No clues in this room.
So maybe I don't go here.
Oh god.
Can I get over there or no?
Oh I can't believe I- Come on!
So stupid, bro, where's this checkpoint gonna be?
I don't remember seeing a checkpoint
after I did the stupid wheel turns, man.
Yeah, that's a pound a day since Sunday.
That's a good question.
How old is Yoshi?
Nine weeks, oh my goodness.
All the critters are doing good.
Sounds good.
No way did it start me from here.
You're kidding me, come on.
What?
What?
Bro, what is the point of that?
Oh my God.
I really gotta speed run this again?
Jesus Christ.
And I gotta go get that 3vchip.
Goddamn.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Man, where is this green thing at?
This guy's gonna be here now.
Is there a last time?
This is where we got the blue one.
Okay, okay, okay.
I see, I see.
I didn't even remember that.
that one up because I was focused on that.
Was that a stone stream idea that I was presenting to y'all?
Okay.
So we got the chip already.
There's the little note here.
I guess we could twist the knobs of the pipes later.
We're gonna need the green one anyway, right?
But let's go put it in there so that that's done at least.
I guess we can go get the resources too.
I mean we can speedrun that.
It's not that...
F***ing bored.
What we don't need to do is twist the wheelie things.
Not yet anyway.
Oh that's right, this is where we gotta get the 3B.
And then we got to fix the loading dock somehow, which, I don't know.
Is it this area?
I think it's this area.
It gets to the second floor, it said, right?
Keep your down, lower pill experiments far away, blah, blah, blah.