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RealzBlueWater

05-11-2026 · 15h 08m

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[00:00:00] You

[00:00:30] Woo!

[00:01:00] I'm Jack Nelson, had a small job as a park ranger in a state park.

[00:01:27] I was a fire lookout stationed in one of the largest forests in the Pacific Northwest.

[00:01:33] Miles and miles of dense forest managed by the Forestry Service.

[00:01:38] I had a salary that allowed me to make ends meet, but I couldn't afford to treat myself

[00:01:44] to restaurants, nice clothes, etc.

[00:01:47] Pretty much 90% of the population.

[00:01:51] My biggest accomplishment so far was being able to buy an RV for myself with a lot of

[00:01:57] financial help from my dad. That RV was the only sense of home I had at the time.

[00:02:02] Just one time I was transferred from one outpost to another because of some

[00:02:08] official circumstances. It was a minor inconvenience to me though since I lived

[00:02:13] out of my RV and liked traveling. I said a few goodbyes and I was off to the new

[00:02:18] location. It was about a two hour drive. It's not so bad. Where is this about? Oh, shoot.

[00:02:28] We driving up in here. We driving. Hold on, let me move my other keyboard. Hey, that wasn't

[00:02:36] an invitation. No, no, no. That wasn't an invitation. Oh, shoot. Oh, shoot.

[00:02:42] Hey Luna, no, over there, no, no, no, no, Luna, over there, hey.

[00:03:12] Hey, hey, no, over here, over here, no, Luna, over here, come on, come on, you got yourself

[00:03:25] in there, you got yourself out, come on, bro, she's stuck under my desk, hold on, come

[00:03:31] on, over here, come on, hey, oh, bro, I had to kick her out, ain't no way, come on, come

[00:03:41] Ain't no way she's gonna drop a lamp or something man. Ain't no way

[00:03:46] She about to destroy like thousand dollar piece of equipment. I can't be dealing with that

[00:03:53] Let's do this

[00:03:56] She's ayo, what did the message say I missed it

[00:04:04] Well, I gotta get like why is a seat so like bro

[00:04:08] a little too casual for me, bro.

[00:04:12] A little too casual for me.

[00:04:16] There we go, that's a lot better.

[00:04:17] Hey, I forgot to turn on the light for it, too.

[00:04:26] It's the only reason I still have these chairs for the light.

[00:04:36] It's time.

[00:04:38] Hey, the volume is kind of loud, but I want it to be loud.

[00:04:47] Did we check our phone already?

[00:04:49] Hey, chat, what did I miss?

[00:04:56] What was I supposed to do?

[00:04:58] Can you change your room to the dark light, by the way?

[00:05:01] Alexa, turn off bright light one.

[00:05:05] of that damn much better huh hey we're getting spooky up in this piece we're

[00:05:14] getting spooky hey let's do it first things first so I have no idea what I'm

[00:05:21] doing let's get back to driving or what I guess already

[00:05:35] Did he read the text message already?

[00:05:38] Or did I miss that?

[00:05:39] Oh shoot, this is why you gotta pay attention to the road, bro!

[00:05:42] I'm walking home, they got my homies, women like the girls

[00:05:45] She don't feel me anymore, she says I'm going home

[00:05:48] I got no life so I'm stuck in my chair again

[00:05:51] She number one home, she can't ever fool me again

[00:05:54] I can't no different, she ate her day since 2016

[00:05:57] And it just pays me babe, I hate to see that you're missing me

[00:06:00] Because the weather's cold and I don't know when life is fast

[00:06:03] Oh my god!

[00:06:07] Gotta give it some math space, dude.

[00:06:17] It's okay. It's okay, the insurance will cover it, bro.

[00:06:22] Hey, this is why you literally need to pay attention to the road, man.

[00:06:25] Freaking get a... Oh, god!

[00:06:27] This is why you gotta pay attention to the road, man.

[00:06:32] Get into accidents, okay?

[00:06:35] Let this be an example set for y'all.

[00:06:38] Katelyn Nolan, three text messages.

[00:06:40] How do I check my phone, though?

[00:06:42] How do I check my phone?

[00:06:45] Should I pull off to the side and check it real quick, or what?

[00:06:49] I'm thinking of doing that.

[00:06:52] Yeah, it's fluff over here

[00:07:01] Oh god

[00:07:05] Okay, it's okay bro

[00:07:09] Like I said, Chancellor is gonna cover it

[00:07:11] Hey, is that, hey, oh, grass is growing through my RV, man

[00:07:17] Where my phone at?

[00:07:22] Throw?

[00:07:24] Bruh.

[00:07:26] Oh, hell no.

[00:07:35] What the heck is my phone at, dude?

[00:07:37] Hey, let's take a look at this damage, though.

[00:07:39] Can't be too bad, right?

[00:07:41] Nice!

[00:07:43] No damage at all, baby!

[00:07:46] No damage at all, baby!

[00:07:49] And we got the spare tire and we looking at

[00:07:56] Bro looking at

[00:08:00] I gotta move my keyboard even more up stressing out my arm, dude

[00:08:06] Let's do this

[00:08:08] Scooch back inside

[00:08:11] Where the frick is my phone?

[00:08:14] That's how you zoom

[00:08:16] I can't open that, what about the drawers, I can't open the drawers either, what about

[00:08:24] the newspaper, hey we gotta use the bathroom or what, can we sleep, no.

[00:08:34] This area seems safe enough though, I mean what's gonna go on out here like where there's

[00:08:38] you know hey well unless I send a band in building

[00:08:44] try passing tab it doesn't work I guess we got to get to our destination first

[00:08:49] Right?

[00:08:53] Move this down a little bit.

[00:08:55] Right there, it's good.

[00:08:56] Right there, it's good.

[00:09:08] Start that ignition.

[00:09:10] I'm gonna back it up.

[00:09:13] Should go rear view mirror.

[00:09:14] You good?

[00:09:16] Yeah, I'm coming through, I don't care.

[00:09:19] Oh shoot, bro, I don't want to cause any accidents, man.

[00:09:23] Do we need gas?

[00:09:27] I saw the diner Kayla was talking about.

[00:09:31] Here we go, there. You can't tell if I'm low on gas.

[00:09:39] Yo, bro, this truck takes forever to frickin'

[00:09:43] like, stop.

[00:09:47] Gonna go grab some meat

[00:09:50] I think we might need gas dude. I might stop over there first to make sure

[00:09:54] Set up this diner a perfect perfect park

[00:10:02] Oh

[00:10:03] It was a skate bar bro. That's what it was. It's crazy. I was gonna like access the settings or something, but

[00:10:10] As long as it doesn't for me, you know

[00:10:13] Yeah, let's see what we got here. Where can I park my van?

[00:10:17] Goddamn chair out of the freaking carpet.

[00:10:22] So you're arriving on Friday.

[00:10:23] Just park your truck around the back and grab a part by gate D. Got it.

[00:10:29] And from there, look at your foot.

[00:10:32] From there it'll take you a couple hours until you reach your tower.

[00:10:35] If you've got it, thanks.

[00:10:36] You'll probably see Billy at the gate.

[00:10:37] Just show me your ID.

[00:10:38] Eyo.

[00:10:39] That's what this conversation is.

[00:10:40] Congratulations on the transfer.

[00:10:41] Feeling ready for the challenge?

[00:10:42] Congratulations on the transfer. Feeling ready for the challenge?

[00:10:45] Just reach out to tell you that you've been assigned tower 11.

[00:10:48] Oh, this is the dude that... okay.

[00:10:50] This dude has given us the deets on the tower that we're about to go to.

[00:10:54] Okay, what about this conversation? Start from the beginning, yeah?

[00:10:57] Uh... this is Mitch, by the way, from Iron Bark.

[00:11:01] Thank you. I heard a lot about you from Josh. Very excited to meet you soon.

[00:11:04] I just got my ID today. Your shift starts on 12.

[00:11:08] Sounds good. I'll be there. Anything I need to know?

[00:11:11] I have your papers just bring your ID

[00:11:14] Josh told me about the job is not news to you. Can I ask you just one question? Sure

[00:11:20] Why did you pick up this job initially? Not sure how to answer that? I just enjoy the thrill or the lack of it

[00:11:27] I guess I'm sorry. I just asked this question to everyone joining this line of work

[00:11:31] People join looking for a gateway or to discover who they are only to leave without notice

[00:11:36] Guess there's they're better off in a cubicle to be honest with you

[00:11:40] I joined Iron Horse last year not knowing what to expect like solitary life has grown up for me

[00:11:47] I can't do city life there is where this is where the long and I'm sure I'd adapt just fine to iron bark

[00:11:54] Good, I hope you fare better than the last lady. What can I park my van? Okay, then we got all this part

[00:12:01] This new regional manager is such a jerk. Honestly sometimes. I wish I had a job like you

[00:12:06] Waking up with the nature away from people and just getting paid to watch the wind go by

[00:12:10] wish my job was really that easy okay smiley face I'm honestly done with this

[00:12:16] job pretty sure joining you next season he he like I said you're always welcome

[00:12:21] here let me know if you need me to talk to Josh it's definitely the time for a

[00:12:26] change speaking of change hey this is Jack Nelson iron barred fire department

[00:12:32] fire lookouts state of Washington iron bar question mark question mark they are

[00:12:38] staffing me to Iron Bark next month. The one after Roseburg? Yeah, heard they got

[00:12:44] bigger staff cabins and less cameras. Call me. With that, I'll call you back. How's

[00:12:50] it looking? Still on my way? Van decided to pull a flat tire on me today out of all

[00:12:54] days. I didn't get that yet. Isn't it late? If I don't starve to the before

[00:12:59] arriving, it'll be fine. Did you pass Roseburg? Yes, yet. No, why? I remember

[00:13:05] There's this diner while passing Roseburg. They have the best burgers in town. You have to try them out

[00:13:10] I could easily use a good meal before the stabbing starts. Thanks. Okay. Okay good. So I'm I'm happy to know

[00:13:19] I'm happy to know like that's that's what we're doing first

[00:13:23] Hey, what are you doing with that like static GTA movement?

[00:13:35] That's insane.

[00:13:37] Welcome to Town River Diner.

[00:13:42] How are you doing today?

[00:13:44] Good?

[00:13:45] I thought I said ooh.

[00:13:47] Good.

[00:13:48] How about you?

[00:13:49] Not too bad.

[00:13:50] Good.

[00:13:51] How about you?

[00:13:52] and I'll be right with you. Alright, thank you.

[00:13:57] What you drinking my man?

[00:13:59] What you drinking my man?

[00:14:02] It must be good man, you're gulping that thing.

[00:14:06] Can I grab this menu?

[00:14:11] Hey, looks like your classic diner.

[00:14:14] I kinda want to set it front. To be honest.

[00:14:17] Space boarding it up. How do I, um, like, scoot you in or something?

[00:14:24] Oh, there she's coming towards us. She's coming towards us, bro.

[00:14:31] Good evening. I'm Barbara. Are you ready to order?

[00:14:36] Uh, so what can I get for you today? Cheeseburgers with fries, real cheese sandwich with onion rings, meatball sub with, hey, let's get the classic.

[00:14:45] America after all we gotta get to the classic. Ah ha! Our burger is the best in the West.

[00:14:51] Would you like anything to drink? Hey we're in America man we gotta get that large coke.

[00:14:57] Perfect! Anything else? I'll be all thinking.

[00:15:03] Great! I'll bring the food out as soon as it's done. Just let me know if you need anything else.

[00:15:11] He's not good, I appreciate it.

[00:15:17] I always have this habit of peeing for you.

[00:15:19] Hail saying.

[00:15:21] Sometimes I do.

[00:15:23] I always got a peeing song.

[00:15:25] I'm like, oh, he's almost gone.

[00:15:28] Speaking of which...

[00:15:35] Am I voice or something like that?

[00:15:37] That's just what I imagine for something like that.

[00:15:39] It's it's just literally what I meant

[00:15:45] This guy's staring at me. You staring at me, buddy?

[00:15:54] Oh, so we're getting up. I got you. I got you. Don't worry. I didn't know that was the message

[00:16:01] Let's go hit that key

[00:16:05] Hey, you sparing a body business

[00:16:09] Hey, roll with that meatball sub.

[00:16:11] Roll with the meatball subs, sus.

[00:16:15] All right, that's bathroom butt.

[00:16:22] Oh, damn.

[00:16:23] We got that perfect thing, huh?

[00:16:25] He's done with it, he's good.

[00:16:43] Hey, my aim was a little off, what could I say?

[00:16:50] That was done with it, bro.

[00:16:52] Oh, that's what I said. I was done with it.

[00:17:05] Activate the air.

[00:17:12] Okay.

[00:17:17] Should I clean up or what?

[00:17:19] Take a roll at me.

[00:17:22] How many times do I have to say?

[00:17:26] Five PM.

[00:17:29] Woo!

[00:17:30] That was some great relief.

[00:17:33] That guy's in a suss about a minute.

[00:17:37] Oh, should we get the jukebox?

[00:17:40] Can I get up again or not?

[00:17:43] Should I just come out here and serve my food?

[00:17:46] Yeah, and there's still no burger.

[00:17:48] Oh, there she is, bro.

[00:17:58] Can't get up right now. I was gonna go test out the jukebox.

[00:18:05] Thank you!

[00:18:07] A...

[00:18:09] That's a juicy burger!

[00:18:15] That's a juicy burger.

[00:18:18] come back why should come back

[00:18:30] Oh, damn, girl.

[00:18:39] I'm in an African, like the Madsas.

[00:18:47] Drink the drink!

[00:18:48] I better not put anything, anything crazy in that drink.

[00:18:55] Kaila Nelson!

[00:18:59] What's wrong?

[00:19:03] Still eating this is so good.

[00:19:05] Yeah.

[00:19:06] Can we mess it back?

[00:19:08] Oh, shoot, we can mess it back, dude!

[00:19:12] Thank you for the...

[00:19:14] What's happening?

[00:19:16] Am I going to get a chance to immerse myself in the art of cuisine and then you look out?

[00:19:21] Oh, she said I told you so.

[00:19:24] They're having like their own conversation.

[00:19:27] I'm gonna wait this out.

[00:19:30] Well, yes. I'm on my way home. Send you in a bit.

[00:19:34] Send you in a bit? What do you mean?

[00:19:37] Should I just walk? Sure!

[00:19:42] It'll work. What's happening?

[00:19:48] It'll work.

[00:19:51] I'm gonna work

[00:19:56] It's time to eat some fries

[00:20:01] Yeah, literally got scamper in there

[00:20:18] So we're all done oh shoot

[00:20:21] she's gonna be real weird yes it's great would you like to have anything else

[00:20:28] or should I get the check check please okay I'll be right back thank you thank

[00:20:35] you thank you I appreciate it was a good meal

[00:20:44] There's a good meal in deep.

[00:20:50] Ayo, should we like dine and dash? Dine and dash, let's go.

[00:20:55] I was about to do it.

[00:20:57] I was about to do it.

[00:21:02] Here's a check here, total is $6.

[00:21:07] 50% tip, you crazy!

[00:21:09] 50% is good.

[00:21:11] I think the present is flying, man.

[00:21:14] Hope you enjoy the rest of your ride. Thank you. I appreciate it.

[00:21:19] Do we have to go pee one more time or no? I mean, before we hit the road, right? Hey, this music's wack!

[00:21:23] I mean, it's rough.

[00:21:25] Rough.

[00:21:27] Gotta play some melons, man. I was getting a little too spicy, man. Hey, what happened to this dude?

[00:21:32] Yeah, he better not be in my van.

[00:21:36] Hey, why are you following me?

[00:21:38] Why are you following me?

[00:21:40] hey step back grab a broom stick up

[00:21:47] who's trying to use the bathroom I gotta see one more time bruh I was done with it

[00:21:57] final last words I was done with it

[00:22:02] still eating bro let's get out of here

[00:22:10] Yeah, they didn't want me P no more

[00:22:16] Sad damn I look radio on dude. Hey, oh

[00:22:22] Do I leave this open I

[00:22:25] Don't remember leaving that open man. Hey, I knew that freak got in here. I

[00:22:31] Knew that freak sitting over there might have gotten in here man

[00:22:35] Anything it's a journey buddy right we got a little journey buddy with this

[00:22:44] probably hiding in like one of the cupboards here fold it up folded like a

[00:22:49] tortilla one of these trash bins

[00:22:53] You know, I got you

[00:23:03] Whoa, whoa, whoa, back it up back it up. Oh, you guys oh shoot

[00:23:10] We almost to light it bro

[00:23:13] Hey, I can't hold up

[00:23:16] there we go there we go now pull it in hey oh what the freak straight straight

[00:23:25] go go go go oh god oh god oh god hey we're excited gas pump oh shoot bro why is it so

[00:23:40] complicated let's go see if we can actually put the gas in anyway yeah like

[00:23:46] music box is this it this is it right these two things and we're losing

[00:23:54] daylight though I gotta hit the road like diner was pretty good

[00:24:00] Hey, where are the gas pumps at?

[00:24:05] What the heck?

[00:24:08] Hey, who's the owner of this establishment?

[00:24:13] You got no freaking gas pumps attached to these things.

[00:24:18] Hey, what?

[00:24:20] Bruh, I see you in there. I see a light on.

[00:24:23] My god, man, what kind of business are you running?

[00:24:29] got no freaking gas handles if I actually needed the gas man damn can you run in the

[00:24:41] game I haven't tried yet what the heck was that I'm trying to get me to my

[00:24:47] We are on a road trip.

[00:25:01] We are on a road trip.

[00:25:05] Hey, that's not aesthetic right there.

[00:25:11] Oh shoot, okay, 802PM.

[00:25:16] I have a little inactive here that we've been at a chamber. Oh what the bruh?

[00:25:23] Hey, I didn't know I was gonna just get back like that

[00:25:26] What the freak?

[00:25:30] Come on now, man

[00:25:36] Game just like threw me back in wasn't ready and it's straight for a tree bro

[00:25:43] Yeah, this is why you gotta pay attention to the road

[00:25:46] I was paying attention.

[00:25:48] What was that noise?

[00:25:50] Did y'all hear that noise?

[00:25:52] I saw it counting how many times you called in.

[00:25:59] I don't want anyone out. Damn, I didn't read that part.

[00:26:04] Is that my lookout?

[00:26:06] Why is it so eerie?

[00:26:12] Where did he say depart?

[00:26:14] Uh, I think we'll look at the creek, okay, got it.

[00:26:17] Just park your truck around the, around back on the gravel, park by Gate D.

[00:26:22] Where the heck is Gate D?

[00:26:25] Man, you think I can see out here?

[00:26:31] What the heck?

[00:26:32] Is this Gate D?

[00:26:34] I'm going in!

[00:26:37] I can't tell if this can sit with the back of the car, but do enough.

[00:26:56] We're parking for the day.

[00:26:57] I don't know how to turn off the music.

[00:27:01] I don't know how to turn off that music.

[00:27:08] Fresh mountain air, man.

[00:27:10] Woo!

[00:27:12] It's nice.

[00:27:13] It's nice out here, dude.

[00:27:16] Don't worry about that eerie music, it's fine.

[00:27:22] I think you could sprint?

[00:27:23] Is this sprinting?

[00:27:25] I think it's...

[00:27:26] I think it's sprinting.

[00:27:27] Oh, do I go?

[00:27:28] Was I supposed to go over there?

[00:27:31] this is gate D okay perfect he said buy gate D right so like right there

[00:27:40] okay we're good so you just walk up to the window

[00:27:47] Excuse me.

[00:27:50] I was not ready for it.

[00:28:01] I was not ready for it.

[00:28:04] Eyo, my man just creeped up in front of the screen out of nowhere.

[00:28:10] What the heck, dude?

[00:28:14] Bro, I was not ready for that.

[00:28:20] Holy, bro, why'd he do that?

[00:28:23] Why this goofy looking sheriff do that to me?

[00:28:27] Oh, I hurt my toe too.

[00:28:29] Oh, brah, what the free holy moly you scared me.

[00:28:34] I thought you were one of them.

[00:28:35] What are you talking about?

[00:28:36] One of who?

[00:28:38] I Lord have mercy. Who the heck is this guy?

[00:28:44] Anyways, can I see your permit please?

[00:28:49] You're Billy, right?

[00:28:54] I'm the new transfer fire lookout.

[00:28:58] Is that correct? I don't know we were hiring this season.

[00:29:04] Hang on, let me check on that.

[00:29:07] Yeah, you go do that, man.

[00:29:10] Stop freakin' creepin' people out, jumpin' from their screens with a freakin' loud violin

[00:29:18] playing in my eardrums.

[00:29:19] And I'm close to- OH MY GOD, BRO, WHAT'S YOU DOIN'?!

[00:29:24] Eh, okay, Borrow.

[00:29:26] Eh, you're good to go, you're staffed at Fire Tower 11.

[00:29:30] And uh, I apologize for the confusion I was under.

[00:29:35] The impression that the tower would be left on staff at season, but here you are, your

[00:29:40] keys, Tiki's.

[00:29:41] Well what the heck?

[00:29:43] Let me open the trail gate for you.

[00:29:47] Yeah, you go do that.

[00:29:49] So Lisa could do it now.

[00:29:50] What?

[00:29:51] Yeah, you go first by the way.

[00:29:52] Where you walking into the corner for?

[00:29:54] Go first.

[00:29:55] Yeah, what's on your computer?

[00:29:58] Snoop around a little bit.

[00:29:59] Hey, where you going?

[00:30:00] Hey, don't leave me. Don't leave me here, bro.

[00:30:05] Uh, since you're arriving this late, you might also need this flashlight for a long hike to your lookout.

[00:30:13] Thank you, Billy.

[00:30:15] You be careful. Take this. Alright, let's take the flashlight. How do we use it?

[00:30:20] Welcome to Iron Bark, pal.

[00:30:24] Sounds good.

[00:30:24] Whatever I answered my question by the way about the uh the frickin which we call it

[00:30:33] Who this guy thought I was

[00:30:35] When we were asking that question

[00:30:37] Now for our purposes when you get to your tower be sure to make your first weather report from your system

[00:30:42] Just so you know you clocked in safely

[00:30:46] Uh if they be reach out to tower 12 during your staffs to a nice enough guy

[00:30:50] It'll be your closest contact in case of any emergency.

[00:30:55] Thank you Billy.

[00:30:57] G to throw after yous.

[00:31:00] We definitely don't want to throw it.

[00:31:03] Man, this is a rinky-dinky light.

[00:31:07] Hey, piece of advice.

[00:31:12] Don't travel any further than half a mile or so north of your cabin.

[00:31:16] Why? Dangerous woods that way, Pat. Bobcats and bears. Nasty business. You got it! You got it! So that's it.

[00:31:32] Just gonna go now.

[00:31:34] Wait, where do we- how do-

[00:31:38] Okay.

[00:31:42] Do-do-do-do. Where's our tower?

[00:31:44] Foot trail. No bikes.

[00:31:46] Only horses. Stay on the trail.

[00:31:49] Um, death- oh, I left my bag in the RV at first.

[00:31:54] Let's go get that.

[00:31:58] I think we're definitely gonna be won that bag!

[00:32:01] Yo, yeah, Brawler does look like a skin walker, doesn't he?

[00:32:05] Brawler looking mad sus, a little skin walker-ish.

[00:32:10] We'll get her bag.

[00:32:14] Yo, you could run faster when you go sideways.

[00:32:19] I didn't know that.

[00:32:21] That's crazy.

[00:32:22] Hey, that's good to know.

[00:32:23] I'm going to keep this flashlight on the whole time, by the way.

[00:32:28] Music's still playing.

[00:32:30] I guarantee you this truck is not going to work when we get back.

[00:32:35] So yeah, when you do this, when you like crab walk, apparently it's like a sprinter some

[00:32:40] sort.

[00:32:41] It's crazy.

[00:32:42] Everyone a skin walker, yeah, I think so too.

[00:32:46] Hey, those people at the diner might have been skin walkers.

[00:32:52] Why would it get us to...

[00:32:53] What was that noise?

[00:32:54] Hey, I heard a noise over there.

[00:32:57] I heard a noise over there.

[00:33:04] I heard a noise, bro.

[00:33:15] Am I on the trail?

[00:33:17] I'm sticking to the trail there's nothing there is nothing that's gonna get me off this

[00:33:28] trail.

[00:33:29] What the heck is that?

[00:33:35] Oh man.

[00:33:38] Oh, that's bait.

[00:33:44] Okay, good, we can't go in.

[00:33:49] What the?

[00:33:51] Oh, we don't go this way?

[00:33:56] What the heck?

[00:34:00] Hey, I'm sprinting!

[00:34:04] I'm sprinting!

[00:34:05] Oh, we'll go down here?

[00:34:09] Tower 11, straight ahead.

[00:34:14] Frequency.

[00:34:15] Damn, do I have to write that down?

[00:34:17] Yeah, I'm writing this down, bro.

[00:34:21] Okay.

[00:34:22] Let's say 92500.

[00:34:25] Okay.

[00:34:30] I got you.

[00:34:32] Let's go.

[00:34:36] Grab walk over here.

[00:34:41] Is this it?

[00:34:43] What is this?

[00:34:52] What's that?

[00:35:00] Iron Bar, Tower 11, Lacy Trail, Gold Creek Trail, oh, down behind me?

[00:35:09] Okay.

[00:35:10] The Lacy Trail.

[00:35:13] My tower's like, ah, there it is.

[00:35:16] Noice.

[00:35:17] Noice.

[00:35:18] Hey, we got the portapoddy out and running, utility shack.

[00:35:27] Okay, let's put our stuff away first.

[00:35:30] And we gotta go or what?

[00:35:35] Oh yeah!

[00:35:38] Oh, I was done with it.

[00:35:55] God, nothing appeared right outside of my port potty.

[00:35:58] That could have freaked me out.

[00:36:11] Where is that?

[00:36:12] Oh, that's kind of cool.

[00:36:14] I don't think we want to leave those open at night.

[00:36:20] Cabin was filled with the aroma of wood,

[00:36:22] giving me a sense of comfort.

[00:36:23] Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[00:36:25] Could do without the spooky music, but...

[00:36:31] No one's... no one's... we got a light in here?

[00:36:37] Forgot to turn on the generator first.

[00:36:38] Bruh, you're kidding me.

[00:36:41] There we go, all the way back down.

[00:36:44] Hey, I'm closing the door, though.

[00:36:45] Don't want anyone going in there while I'm gone.

[00:36:49] Got some freaks out here.

[00:36:50] We got some certified freaks.

[00:36:56] Okay.

[00:37:01] Somebody in that cabin?

[00:37:12] Or what did he call it, the shack?

[00:37:18] Nice, I forgot to lie, let's go.

[00:37:25] I'm going to use that.

[00:37:27] Okay, let's just set this on the table.

[00:37:31] Okay.

[00:37:34] RMB to open or close.

[00:37:39] what is this? Left?

[00:37:45] Algorfire Finder, it's like a giant compass size of a pizza.

[00:37:50] OK. Oh.

[00:37:53] Yeah, what the? Yeah, put that out.

[00:37:57] We usually just bought a fire in the map.

[00:37:59] Oh, thank God, it's not starting a fire in here. Jesus.

[00:38:02] And put this down.

[00:38:04] Well, it's crazy.

[00:38:05] But it's our fire in here. Damn.

[00:38:08] I wasn't expecting that.

[00:38:18] Is that it?

[00:38:22] Oh, we got some mace. Nice.

[00:38:25] Nice.

[00:38:29] That'll definitely come in handy.

[00:38:33] Hey, some gas. Fill up the tank. Okay.

[00:38:37] We got our microwave dinners up in here.

[00:38:42] What do we gotta eat?

[00:38:44] What do we got to eat?

[00:38:46] We got a cola.

[00:38:48] Hey, can we drink this or what?

[00:38:52] No?

[00:38:56] Can't drink it.

[00:38:57] Oh, bro, my back's hurt.

[00:38:58] Okay.

[00:38:59] Whew.

[00:39:01] Just relax for a little bit.

[00:39:03] Now that we're away from danger and all that,

[00:39:05] you know what I mean?

[00:39:07] Can't drink this cola?

[00:39:09] For real?

[00:39:10] Put back in there.

[00:39:12] Damn.

[00:39:13] That's a problem.

[00:39:15] Maybe I can sit down, enjoy my drink.

[00:39:17] Check the...

[00:39:37] Iron Bark rules flyer.

[00:39:39] Okay.

[00:39:40] So we gotta do that first.

[00:39:42] Is it over here?

[00:39:45] I've still got the coal in my hand.

[00:39:49] My lips are so dry.

[00:39:55] Okay, iron bar flyer?

[00:40:04] What did I say?

[00:40:08] Lights out after 12.

[00:40:12] Fly drops, refuel the generators, update the reporting, no video games.

[00:40:21] Remember to call your slater, your slater, your sister station before you sleep.

[00:40:29] Before you sleep.

[00:40:30] Oh, okay.

[00:40:31] All lookouts must follow these rules.

[00:40:35] Okay.

[00:40:36] Bro, how am I supposed to read that?

[00:40:41] Put this down

[00:40:45] Can I pick up any of these?

[00:40:47] Bruh

[00:40:49] Oh, there we go. System password is iron bark

[00:40:53] Tower number yeah, that's you let's do it

[00:40:57] Hey ramp it how you doing?

[00:41:00] Yeah

[00:41:01] Damn, was there was there a capital anywhere in there? It's case sensitive iron bark. Hey, oh bro

[00:41:08] Iron bark 11

[00:41:10] It worked!

[00:41:12] Nice.

[00:41:14] That's what I'm talking about.

[00:41:16] Brr!

[00:41:22] Hello there. It's Smiley, your trusty virtual assistant, here to help you make the most of your computer today.

[00:41:32] Good evening, Tower 11. How's your day going?

[00:41:36] going? Glickity click here's a random fact for you honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found

[00:41:44] pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000 years old and still perfectly edible.

[00:41:52] Glickity click here's a random fact for you. Antarctica is the windiest continent on earth

[00:41:59] with some coastal areas experiencing winds reaching speeds of up to 200 miles per hour.

[00:42:05] we're amazing. Wow, I can do that all day. Let's take a look at the map though first.

[00:42:14] This is the Iron Bark State Park trail map. Whether you're planning a hike, assisting

[00:42:19] hikers, or just want to explore the park's beauty from the comfort of your screen, here's

[00:42:24] the map. Enhance the image. Okay, so we've got the old radio tower over here. We've got

[00:42:33] Gold Lake over here.

[00:42:35] Gold Lake.

[00:42:37] Okay. Where's Lacy?

[00:42:39] Okay, this is the Lacy Trail.

[00:42:43] We got a bathroom over here.

[00:42:45] Is that where we came from?

[00:42:47] How do we get back?

[00:42:51] I think that's where we came from, right?

[00:42:59] Maybe not.

[00:43:03] uh... employee training welcome to iron bark state park

[00:43:07] if you're watching this video then let me be the first to say

[00:43:10] congratulations you know that jacks up to go right there you have been

[00:43:13] commissioned by the iron bark fire department

[00:43:16] jacks up to go to the most prestigious parks in the state of washington

[00:43:21] established in eighteen ninety seven

[00:43:23] we've been known as one of the safest parks in america

[00:43:27] we hope you can keep it that way for many years to come

[00:43:32] This training video will ensure that you work to the best of your abilities.

[00:43:36] You've been selected as one of our Fire Lookout Observers.

[00:43:41] This is a truly rewarding job which requires many hours of hard work.

[00:43:45] You will be working in our state of the art Lookout Towers, and the following is a list

[00:43:51] of responsibilities you will have.

[00:43:54] Keep watch for fire!

[00:43:57] Fire isn't going to be noticeable all of the time, so also keep watch for smoke.

[00:44:02] Make sure to know how cool the smoke is, it may be crucial information.

[00:44:06] Fires are best stopped before they spread out of hand.

[00:44:11] Keep records of daily temperature.

[00:44:12] When the temperature rises, it is best that we have those recorded.

[00:44:17] The science nerds at the Panoramic Preservation Society require us to note all changes in

[00:44:22] temperature.

[00:44:23] We think it's best not to get into a lawsuit.

[00:44:28] Keep records of daily wind speed.

[00:44:31] Damn, it's like full time job simulator.

[00:44:39] Oh, man.

[00:44:58] Bruh.

[00:45:01] The campers might start a campfire, which could lead to a wildfire.

[00:45:05] They will not always listen to authority, so take precaution when escorting them.

[00:45:11] Make sure to know whether the person is a threat.

[00:45:14] If you're worried about your safety, do not hesitate to dial 911.

[00:45:21] The maintenance of the park.

[00:45:23] Make sure the park is kept clean. We have a status to uphold.

[00:45:28] Now that you know most of the duties that a fire lookout has, you're ready to start.

[00:45:35] We hope that you have a great season out there in the tower.

[00:45:38] Try not to damage any of the equipment.

[00:45:40] And remember, if you see smoke, don't joke.

[00:45:44] Call the authorities and notify them of the predicament immediately.

[00:45:49] Will do, Jacksepticeye.

[00:45:50] Will do.

[00:45:51] That's a poo poo?

[00:45:52] Bro, that's a literally poo poo pee pee poo poo right there.

[00:45:55] You'll see that?

[00:45:56] I swear to God I saw that.

[00:45:58] I like this redeem the most. Which one?

[00:46:00] The meeper metatronba.

[00:46:04] Go on. Go ahead and redeem it then.

[00:46:07] Alright, let's see. Flash drive, media.

[00:46:10] Uh, plant, interview.

[00:46:12] And we are back. So how do you feel about being a plant? Do you moisturize?

[00:46:23] What do you do plant moisturizes? Oh boy, uh-huh. Oh boy

[00:46:30] Yeah

[00:46:33] How does that work?

[00:46:35] Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Oh my God. Everyone's been wondering, how's the marriage with the

[00:46:44] wife? Sir. Hey, that's some tea right there. Sir, that's no need for that language. Hey,

[00:46:52] that's tea right there. Sir, calm down. Oh, shoot. Don't mention the wife. What did you

[00:46:57] just say? Nobody talks to me like that on my show. Oh no. What the f*** did you just

[00:47:03] I was getting angry

[00:47:17] Ron Ross

[00:47:33] Time to switch brushes. Oops. That's the wrong brush. That's my needle. I'll save that for later

[00:47:42] There it is a basting brush. This brush is really what's happening. We're in those details

[00:47:48] We enter some put a little off the universe here. This is what's going on. They read the bodies

[00:47:54] You know would look good here. We say bury the bodies cabin right there

[00:47:59] Reminds me of when I had an affair with my wife

[00:48:03] This is gonna be enough about me.

[00:48:06] With a squirrel?

[00:48:07] Let's sweet some fan mail.

[00:48:09] Sent in by you guys.

[00:48:12] Your vixen suits.

[00:48:15] Forget the fan mail.

[00:48:16] We'll be right back after this commercial break.

[00:48:23] Oh, hell.

[00:48:25] With a squirrel?

[00:48:26] Cat?

[00:48:33] What the heck is going on, man?

[00:48:57] This is like

[00:49:03] Some tricky stuff over here

[00:49:21] Hey, who the heck is that?

[00:49:24] Got the owner of the cats

[00:49:27] That's a bad video, though.

[00:49:34] Pretty cool.

[00:49:35] If I catch your finger face in the last second.

[00:49:41] Alright.

[00:49:42] So that was somebody's collection of videos that we found on the folder here.

[00:49:49] Service reporting.

[00:49:50] Damn, we gotta go check the temperature, huh?

[00:49:52] Welcome to the state of the art service.

[00:49:54] What the?

[00:49:55] Who is this?

[00:50:01] Oh.

[00:50:02] I thought I was going to be alone out here.

[00:50:14] Oh.

[00:50:15] Well, thank you, Esponja.

[00:50:20] Well, thank you, Spongebob.

[00:50:31] Looking for a change.

[00:50:34] Hey, you're not gonna respond to that?

[00:50:37] Uh, I'm gonna transfer from Iron Horse.

[00:50:44] Okay, well, I'm really tired.

[00:50:47] going no he's right oh he's got a point bro does have a point how do we start

[00:51:06] I don't see a smoke. Did you light it up yet?

[00:51:10] Wood stove should be around the entrance. Get her lit.

[00:51:16] Around the entrance. Wood stove. Oh, this thing.

[00:51:23] Oh, we need matches. Well, we need some logs, don't we?

[00:51:28] Should I just use this?

[00:51:32] What does that say?

[00:51:36] Where do I get wood?

[00:51:43] There's no firewood.

[00:51:45] There must be plenty in the shack.

[00:51:47] That's all Marley did.

[00:51:48] Man.

[00:51:50] The staffer who was in the lookout before you.

[00:51:53] Yeah, he was.

[00:51:54] One gritty woman.

[00:51:56] Anyway, you better get this fire going.

[00:51:58] You don't want to set through the storm.

[00:52:00] Gasoline must be in your cabin.

[00:52:02] But if not, you can only grab your supplies from the storage shack.

[00:52:05] Okay, it's time to make a trip out to the storage shack.

[00:52:11] Uh, where was that mace?

[00:52:14] Yo, I'm bringin' this.

[00:52:17] Heh heh heh heh heh.

[00:52:21] Always gotta have your mace, buddy!

[00:52:35] All right, shack is over there.

[00:52:44] I don't want anyone to kick it up on me.

[00:52:46] I'm going to crab walk over there.

[00:52:52] Firewood.

[00:52:53] Uh, my hands were, you're kidding me.

[00:52:59] Oh my god.

[00:53:01] And then there was another bottle of mace right over here.

[00:53:03] Oh my god.

[00:53:06] Well,

[00:53:08] come back for that later, right?

[00:53:17] Quickly now.

[00:53:19] Quickly now.

[00:53:23] I don't know if anybody got into my freaking cabin

[00:53:24] when I was gone.

[00:53:25] Yeah, you later up. Let's do it. But the gas right here. Hey, oh, that look nasty. That's

[00:53:44] I'm about to blow up this whole place, man.

[00:53:47] The match is out.

[00:53:54] Did it work?

[00:53:56] Ayyyyyy.

[00:53:58] I see it.

[00:53:59] I see the smoke.

[00:54:01] Nice.

[00:54:03] Good.

[00:54:04] Nice to see Tower 11 alive again.

[00:54:08] Yes.

[00:54:10] You're far from the night yet.

[00:54:11] No, I didn't, man.

[00:54:13] I didn't I didn't leave my mace down there though, so let me go grab that

[00:54:16] I'll feel comfy out here. Well my freaking mace. Oh I see tower

[00:54:22] That's got to be like tower 12 right?

[00:54:26] Most likely

[00:54:31] Can't be in our tower undefended

[00:54:35] With no weapons man

[00:54:39] Why is oil that color what the people?

[00:54:43] Here, let me grab this bottle, because I know it works.

[00:54:46] Hey, you don't want to mess with me.

[00:54:49] I swear dude, this is the first thing I'm going to be pressing if somebody sneaks up

[00:54:52] on me.

[00:54:53] I don't care who they are.

[00:54:56] They sneak up on me, doing this.

[00:54:58] Right into their eyes, man.

[00:54:59] I don't care if it's even that sheriff.

[00:55:01] Frickin' skin walker looking dude.

[00:55:04] Yeah, we saw earlier.

[00:55:06] Okay, now that we're safe.

[00:55:09] Ugh, okay.

[00:55:11] Turn off the light, so I gotta read the temperature, right?

[00:55:15] 46.5?

[00:55:18] And what's with the beeping?

[00:55:26] Yeah, I'm getting to it, I'm getting to it, one second.

[00:55:28] You're beeping over there. What did I say? 44.5? 45.5?

[00:55:31] 46.5? Aw, god damn.

[00:55:35] God damn freaking radio guy, distracting me, man.

[00:55:38] What the heck was it? 46.5, I got it here.

[00:55:42] Bro.

[00:55:44] 46.5.

[00:55:47] Wind speed. How do I measure that?

[00:55:52] How do I measure that?

[00:55:56] This thing?

[00:55:59] Oh, we got a little contraption here.

[00:56:03] Let's measure this way, I can't see.

[00:56:06] Okay, well I can't see nothing.

[00:56:09] What do we got, 20 knots?

[00:56:11] Hey, we're gonna be a professional after this.

[00:56:15] I can literally put this on my application, man.

[00:56:19] We got 20 knots.

[00:56:24] Uh, is it?

[00:56:27] What's the weather like right now?

[00:56:29] Thunderstorm?

[00:56:30] It's not a thunderstorm out there, is it?

[00:56:32] Let me see.

[00:56:34] It's just I wouldn't even say it's cloudy, but windy maybe I think it's windy right if it's rainy. I can't tell it's raining

[00:56:44] I'm gonna say windy

[00:56:56] Say wind

[00:56:58] Number of hikers assisted say I mean we'll be honest say zero reported by

[00:57:02] shoot what's our name again Jack or is it John Jack Nelson I wasn't sure if I'd

[00:57:14] put the right weather condition okay then it's definitely gonna be like

[00:57:19] those are putting the right weather condition

[00:57:23] Bruh.

[00:57:25] It's not a blizzard out there.

[00:57:28] What is it?

[00:57:29] A dust storm?

[00:57:31] Bruh.

[00:57:33] Well, we just tried them all.

[00:57:36] So is it cloud?

[00:57:38] What?

[00:57:41] Rain?

[00:57:43] What?

[00:57:45] I wonder if I put it in the right weather condition.

[00:57:48] Kidding me.

[00:57:51] I literally just tried it all it's not clear clear bro bro's lying

[00:58:03] bro literally lied dude there's no way you copy new guy

[00:58:11] Alright, uh, tower 11 back here.

[00:58:17] Uh-huh.

[00:58:20] Good night, Connor. Talk to you tomorrow.

[00:58:24] Now, we gotta say over and out. We gotta be professional. Good night, over and out.

[00:58:29] Yeah, okay, okay.

[00:58:32] Well, we did our job. I think it's time we, uh, rest up. Yeah? What are the rules here?

[00:58:39] here lights out after 12 p.m. times it we can turn lights out I would turn this one off

[00:58:50] Oh shoot.

[00:58:53] It's 11.32pm.

[00:58:59] Okay.

[00:59:04] Uh, got a fire going.

[00:59:07] I think we're gonna rest.

[00:59:13] So far so good.

[00:59:16] So far so good. Oh hell you know all the spooky stuff happens at frickin 3 30 a.m. Oh

[00:59:23] My god

[00:59:26] Every single time there's gonna be a spooky thing happening at like

[00:59:29] 3 30 a.m. And

[00:59:37] Check the radio

[00:59:46] I had to pee.

[00:59:48] Connor?

[00:59:53] Oh, hell, we got to pee at this hour, dude.

[00:59:57] Can't you hold it, man?

[00:59:59] Can we... yeah.

[01:00:01] Can we use a bucket?

[01:00:03] Can we use a sink?

[01:00:05] Come on, right on the dishes, come on.

[01:00:07] Come on.

[01:00:09] Don't need the microwave right now.

[01:00:12] Ayo, I need the...

[01:00:14] flashlight flashlight where the heck did all my gear go dude where's my mace okay

[01:00:24] the flashlight hey I'm bringing my mace I now that we armed my first night being

[01:00:35] out of my cabin, uh, gave me a strange feeling. Yeah, same. I can't go out. Being left here

[01:00:44] alone, somewhat unsettling. What? Thought I had to pee. Am I not gonna pee? Am I not

[01:00:59] I'm going to pee.

[01:01:02] Oh, do I?

[01:01:02] Am I supposed to see smoke?

[01:01:04] What do you think of that?

[01:01:17] I don't see anything.

[01:01:20] Close this goddamn door.

[01:01:22] Ooh, does it want me to turn the lights on?

[01:01:25] No, I'm not that stupid.

[01:01:27] I'm not that stupid.

[01:01:28] I'm not turning the lights on.

[01:01:29] said no lights after twelve p.m.

[01:01:31] it fricking spirit after me man

[01:01:33] not doing that

[01:01:48] what can we do in the meantime

[01:01:50] I don't see anything sussy.

[01:02:13] So why can't we go down there?

[01:02:19] Back to the chair.

[01:02:24] I don't know why anybody would be up at like 3.30 am at night in that situation too.

[01:02:33] What is this?

[01:02:37] Looks like you're ready to take on some zombies and have a blast.

[01:02:44] Good luck and aim for the head.

[01:02:49] Oh

[01:02:51] What the well what the oh my god, it's not working. It's not working

[01:02:59] Bro, give me a for the head. Oh, there we go. Oh, there we go. Oh

[01:03:06] Hell oh

[01:03:08] Hell there's too many of them. There's too many of them

[01:03:15] Oh God

[01:03:17] Oh god, we're gonna we're gonna keep training them. Oh god. Oh god

[01:03:26] You're at

[01:03:32] Whoo

[01:03:41] Oh god

[01:03:43] You're gonna like to left.

[01:03:47] Oh Jesus!

[01:03:48] Bro, you gotta be kidding me right now.

[01:03:52] Hey, I don't want to go down the stairs.

[01:03:59] Oh God!

[01:04:00] Nice.

[01:04:01] Did I win?

[01:04:02] Did I win?

[01:04:03] Hey, who that free?

[01:04:04] Oh God.

[01:04:05] Oh God.

[01:04:06] Oh God.

[01:04:07] Oh God!

[01:04:09] Oh God!

[01:04:11] Oh God!

[01:04:13] Oh God!

[01:04:15] Oh God!

[01:04:19] Oh God!

[01:04:21] Nice!

[01:04:23] Did I win?

[01:04:25] Is that it?

[01:04:29] I think I won!

[01:04:31] Oh shoot!

[01:04:33] Oh God!

[01:04:37] Hey, this is the game that's playing at 3 AM, right?

[01:04:42] Dude, I swear.

[01:04:46] Oh shoot!

[01:04:48] Oh shoot!

[01:04:49] Oh no!

[01:04:53] Don't do it to me.

[01:04:54] Don't do it to me!

[01:04:58] Oh god.

[01:04:59] What the...

[01:05:01] There we go.

[01:05:04] Let's go to the basement.

[01:05:06] It's always safe down there, right?

[01:05:08] Oh, god!

[01:05:10] My man!

[01:05:13] Oh, god!

[01:05:20] What do we do?

[01:05:21] Oh!

[01:05:23] Bruh!

[01:05:36] Jesus Christ, it's super little thing.

[01:05:44] Because of the graphics, man.

[01:05:50] Oh, got him! I'm dead.

[01:05:52] Get out of my way. Hey, how did that door...

[01:05:54] Open the goddamn door!

[01:05:58] I was so close, bro.

[01:06:02] Dude, I was so close to beating that.

[01:06:05] Come on!

[01:06:07] Okay.

[01:06:09] Anyway.

[01:06:11] Command information, uh, held.

[01:06:13] Ready to wield some digital...

[01:06:15] Does that say music?

[01:06:17] With console type help to set a command list.

[01:06:19] Let's try it.

[01:06:23] Are we on system updates?

[01:06:25] Update. It's also an update with packet code.

[01:06:27] Close the console.

[01:06:29] Okay.

[01:06:31] Anything in the bin?

[01:06:33] Nothing?

[01:06:35] Holder?

[01:06:37] Nothing?

[01:06:39] Ugh!

[01:06:41] I was so close to being in that game, I could sense it.

[01:06:45] I was so close!

[01:06:47] Okay, um...

[01:06:52] This is my compass, right?

[01:06:55] So what the- do I just go back to sleep?

[01:06:57] What do I do?

[01:06:59] Okay, okay, okay, hey, I'm always down to get up at like 3am to play some zombie game,

[01:07:08] alright?

[01:07:09] Ooh, it's just you and the wind and the time just melts away.

[01:07:17] Yeah, I can really feel that.

[01:07:21] Heck yeah, man, heck yeah.

[01:07:24] Got a nice cup of Joe in the hand, we got that nature, we got the bird.

[01:07:29] birds flying all over the place. We've got that beautiful sun coming up. Let's go. That's

[01:07:35] what I'm talking about. Hey, that's the next level vibe right there. Next level vibe. Let's

[01:07:42] take a sip. Nice. Yeah. We got no mischief happening right now. It's just us out here

[01:07:56] in the daylight. Oh, we can take a photo? Hey, let me take one. This is nice, right here.

[01:08:04] Oh, we can actually take it out of the camera.

[01:08:10] Hey, look at that sun, bro.

[01:08:13] Woo! Spicy. Taking another sip of our coffee. Let's go.

[01:08:22] This is it.

[01:08:22] This is it right here, this is the life.

[01:08:29] I'm going to chop that coffee, take one more photo, let me see if I can get the birds in

[01:08:36] there too.

[01:08:37] Hey, look at that, beautiful, beautiful, hold on, nice, nice, bruh, stunning.

[01:08:48] All right

[01:08:53] Woo!

[01:08:56] Hey guys, you copy?

[01:09:02] This is Connor for Tower 12.

[01:09:07] Connor, my man!

[01:09:09] This is Connor for Tower 12.

[01:09:11] Hey, I'm on my way, pal.

[01:09:13] What's up, Carly?

[01:09:18] Uh, copy that, Carly.

[01:09:23] Hey, whoa, what's going on, man?

[01:09:27] Excuse me?

[01:09:31] What's he talking about?

[01:09:34] Eyes on the smoke.

[01:09:36] I'm north of my position.

[01:09:38] Alright, hold on.

[01:09:40] I'm gonna get my freaking compass out.

[01:09:43] Fuck that.

[01:09:45] The heck is north?

[01:09:49] The smoke was white.

[01:09:51] Uh, indicative of a campfire.

[01:09:53] Oh, that over there?

[01:09:54] I need to confirm.

[01:09:55] Yeah, I see it.

[01:09:56] Yeah, I see it.

[01:09:59] Now I know where north is, though.

[01:10:04] That's good to know.

[01:10:05] Yeah, I see it, bro.

[01:10:06] Yeah, I see the bell.

[01:10:11] Oh.

[01:10:12] Oh, man.

[01:10:13] Here's the real question though, is it my problem?

[01:10:17] Oh, man.

[01:10:18] Uh, okay, heading north.

[01:10:19] I'll report back on it.

[01:10:20] Yes.

[01:10:21] Do you have any other details?

[01:10:22] Is it safe?

[01:10:23] Uh, yeah, I don't mind checking it out.

[01:10:24] Do you have any other details?

[01:10:25] Uh, yeah, I don't mind checking it out.

[01:10:26] Do you have any other details?

[01:10:27] Uh, yeah, I don't mind checking it out.

[01:10:28] Okay.

[01:10:29] Okay.

[01:10:30] Okay.

[01:10:31] Okay.

[01:10:32] Okay.

[01:10:33] Okay.

[01:10:34] Uh, yeah, I don't mind checking it out. Do you have any other information?

[01:10:36] No, I don't have any other information. Just follow a lazy trip.

[01:10:39] Keep an eye out for any signs of a campfire or any potential hazards along the way.

[01:10:44] Alright, man. I'm heading north.

[01:10:47] Don't forget to carry your bear spray in these woods, new guy. Don't worry about it.

[01:10:51] Oh, hell yeah, dude. You think I'm gonna leave this place without it?

[01:10:55] You really think I'd be leaving here without it?

[01:10:58] Oh, shoot, but I can only have, like, one thing, right?

[01:11:01] I'm carrying this in the mace.

[01:11:05] What the heck is the mace at?

[01:11:07] I got about two things.

[01:11:10] Close that door and we out cease.

[01:11:12] I don't think I need my map because the signs towards Lacy Trail is over there.

[01:11:20] Let's see if we need to pee first before we head on out.

[01:11:26] Psst!

[01:11:28] Hello?

[01:11:30] Oh, it's not my microphone, is it?

[01:11:34] Oh.

[01:11:39] Oh man, this is so satisfying.

[01:11:42] Oh, whoop, whoop, whoopsies, whoopsies.

[01:11:46] Oh my god, bam.

[01:11:48] What's me?

[01:11:51] Utility shack is that way.

[01:11:54] Pretty sure.

[01:11:56] I'm sure LacyTrail is just over here, it's on like the opposite direction.

[01:12:05] We're alone here so if you cares, yeah I know.

[01:12:07] Why would I even bother using the port-a-potty, right?

[01:12:10] Why would I even bother LacyTrail?

[01:12:14] So this way?

[01:12:16] Hey, I'm suited up!

[01:12:18] You see this?

[01:12:19] We got the flashlight, we got the bear maze.

[01:12:21] Hey, watch out for these bears!

[01:12:24] I'm ready!

[01:12:25] Take out a bear right now a 37 p.m. Why the heck is it so late? Oh, dude

[01:12:30] You see amateurs would not have brought a flashlight here

[01:12:34] The amateurs would not have thought to brought the flashlight bro. I was ready. That's all that's the only thing

[01:12:39] I need dude a frickin flashlight and my bear mace

[01:12:44] Let's go check this out

[01:12:51] Oh hell no, bro, who's screaming like that?

[01:12:55] No camping, violators will be, I love Jen, she gives the best head, hey what the freak.

[01:13:06] A broken Jen on blast like that though.

[01:13:09] What the heck was that noise?

[01:13:12] Okay we found the campfire.

[01:13:16] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's with the text messages bro?

[01:13:22] Hey, we sent her the photos. Let's go.

[01:13:28] View from a tower and thanks for the recipe. Might try it tonight.

[01:13:31] What recipe? Hope everything is okay. Reply back when you see this.

[01:13:35] Oh, what's the recipe? Pizza, pasta, bake. Woo! Woo!

[01:13:41] Boy, say less. Say less.

[01:13:45] We're definitely gonna be making a pizza, pasta, bake, the night.

[01:13:49] But first, we gotta survive the night.

[01:13:52] Damn.

[01:13:53] So, did we put out the fire?

[01:13:56] I had to put it out, yeah.

[01:14:01] Oh, hell no!

[01:14:08] How do I put it out?

[01:14:09] With what?

[01:14:12] Damn, with what?

[01:14:16] Bro, there's no machete here!

[01:14:17] Who's bringing the machete to freakin'-

[01:14:19] campsite. Oh man, I gotta put down something. I'm gonna put down something to grab something, right?

[01:14:27] Bro, I wanna grab something to shed. Okay, how do I put it out then? I have to get water to put it out? You're

[01:14:35] kidding! Oh my god, bro. Hold up, hold up, hold up. No, no, no, no. We're taking the mace in the bucket.

[01:14:45] The hands were full? Oh my god. Hey, this can't be happening. Hey, there's somebody over there.

[01:15:01] What the heck is that?

[01:15:08] Hey, what the heck is that?

[01:15:15] I hope Rose not gonna be angry at me for coming out on fire.

[01:15:28] We get- hey put down the bucket and grab the freaking mace.

[01:15:32] We go check it out.

[01:15:51] Hey, oh hell no. Somebody's not supposed to be there.

[01:15:55] Hey, somebody is not supposed to be in there, dude.

[01:16:00] Should we go back?

[01:16:07] We can't grab that.

[01:16:13] I guess we go dude.

[01:16:21] I'm out of here.

[01:16:23] We did our job man.

[01:16:24] We had to put up the campfire and that was it.

[01:16:27] Let's go down, let's go doodle time.

[01:16:37] Oh, bro, somebody's following me.

[01:16:39] Somebody is following me.

[01:16:41] Oh, my God!

[01:16:43] Somebody's following me.

[01:16:45] As I hiked back to my tower through the dark.

[01:16:47] Oh, yeah, somebody's following me for sure.

[01:16:49] What?

[01:16:51] I couldn't shake the sense that something was terribly wrong.

[01:16:53] Yeah.

[01:16:55] think what might have happened dude you see a machete on the frickin table and

[01:17:01] somebody whistling like crazy

[01:17:06] so what happened next

[01:17:10] Oh, man.

[01:17:17] Huh?

[01:17:18] I'm going back in my chair.

[01:17:23] Copy.

[01:17:27] Let's go back to the tower.

[01:17:33] Oh.

[01:17:40] Do we need anything in the shack?

[01:17:44] Let me double check if I need anything in the shack.

[01:17:47] Forget the shack!

[01:17:52] Oh, we are so out of here.

[01:17:55] Ayo, I heard somebody.

[01:17:58] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:18:02] That's the same whistle, man.

[01:18:04] That's the same whistler.

[01:18:07] What's he gonna do with my mace, buddy?

[01:18:12] Hmm?

[01:18:13] What was that goddamn door?

[01:18:16] Oof!

[01:18:17] Let's make a report in.

[01:18:19] Goddamn.

[01:18:20] Oh.

[01:18:21] Connor?

[01:18:22] Loud and clear, new guy.

[01:18:23] Oof!

[01:18:24] Just cooking myself some hot.

[01:18:25] Well, first, what's your status?

[01:18:26] Are you kidding me?

[01:18:27] I'm not.

[01:18:28] I'm not.

[01:18:29] I'm not.

[01:18:30] I'm not.

[01:18:31] I'm not.

[01:18:32] I'm not.

[01:18:33] I'm not.

[01:18:34] I'm not.

[01:18:35] What do you mean?

[01:18:42] Third time?

[01:18:51] Yeah, I mentioned the scream, bro.

[01:18:56] Nah, that was a manly scream.

[01:19:02] I don't know what you're talking about, new guy, but I heard from the rangers that a lot of campers have been flocking to that area late because of the disappearance of those three kids.

[01:19:10] Kids went missing in that area?

[01:19:12] They were hiking with their families. It went off the trail and just vanished. No trace of them since.

[01:19:23] Uh-huh. What does that have to do with the campers? What's that? What happened to those kids?

[01:19:28] What did they have to do with the campers?

[01:19:31] Well, people started spreading rumors that the area might be haunted by some entity.

[01:19:36] Bruh!

[01:19:38] You know?

[01:19:39] It's crazy, I know.

[01:19:40] You would think these rumors would scare people off, but apparently it's been the opposite.

[01:19:46] Sometimes, I only wish they were true.

[01:19:52] Why does he wish they were true?

[01:19:53] Well, at least now you know why Mitch had to staff tower 11, urgently.

[01:20:00] Brother!

[01:20:03] That's what's going on.

[01:20:05] I hope you don't believe those rumors.

[01:20:07] Do you?

[01:20:09] Eh, we'll just say no.

[01:20:11] Anyway, I gotta contact the authorities so they can take care of this commotion first thing in the morning.

[01:20:16] We can't tolerate these goons anymore.

[01:20:19] Are you loud and clear on that?

[01:20:21] I'll personally make sure they never set foot this force again

[01:20:27] Agreed keep me updated over and out over and out Connor

[01:20:34] Whoo over and out should we should we make a report today?

[01:20:43] Let's go ahead and make a report today

[01:20:47] Damn, oh Kayla, let's do a Kayla once

[01:20:51] What?

[01:20:52] We can't that photo makes my stomach growl?

[01:20:59] As a matter of fact, let me try that recipe now.

[01:21:02] Aw man, the service didn't go through.

[01:21:05] I only had service when I went down there where the fricking crazy camp was.

[01:21:09] Crazy whistler camp.

[01:21:11] Okay, let's see.

[01:21:16] That does look really good though.

[01:21:19] Oh.

[01:21:21] Pasta!

[01:21:23] Bro, I'm like 90% pasta.

[01:21:26] My body is made of like 90% pasta, that's crazy.

[01:21:30] Pasta and pizza.

[01:21:32] Okay, well it is what it is.

[01:21:33] Let's carry out our job, yeah?

[01:21:36] Uh, slow this down.

[01:21:38] Let's measure the knots.

[01:21:42] Dude, what is it?

[01:21:43] I just remembered that unsettling whistling, bro.

[01:21:46] How do we, how do we just ignore that?

[01:21:49] Oh, man, 21 knots, okay.

[01:21:56] Oh, dude, and all my windows are open.

[01:22:00] I got a friggin' close.

[01:22:01] All right, close my windows.

[01:22:02] Yeah, we got 21 knots.

[01:22:03] What's the temperature?

[01:22:04] 50.6?

[01:22:05] 21 knots.

[01:22:06] 50.6?

[01:22:07] 21 knots.

[01:22:08] We'll just say cloud, I guess.

[01:22:09] 50.6, 21 knots, we'll just say cloud I guess, nothing else worked last time.

[01:22:23] Number of hikers assisted, what does that mean, I mean we didn't really assist anybody, right?

[01:22:31] Jack, Allison?

[01:22:34] Hey, what the freak?

[01:22:41] What the freak?

[01:22:42] Why isn't it working?

[01:22:44] Oh.

[01:22:45] Why does he type it like that?

[01:22:51] It worked!

[01:22:52] Nice.

[01:22:53] Nice, Jack Nelson.

[01:22:54] Yeah, why did he type his name like that?

[01:22:59] That's not weird.

[01:23:02] Okay, well I guess we can call it a night, right?

[01:23:06] I guess it's time to call it a night.

[01:23:09] I'm just gonna go ahead and close all this, because I definitely don't want to be seen

[01:23:14] anybody through my window while I'm sleeping.

[01:23:20] Because that would be weird.

[01:23:23] Bruh, I can't reach that. God damn.

[01:23:27] Oh my god, that would be so creepy if you saw somebody just walking up the steps.

[01:23:34] Wait, it's creepy.

[01:23:39] We're closing all this. All of it.

[01:23:49] There's nothing for this one.

[01:23:53] What's that noise?

[01:23:57] Oh man, that whistling was so on some of them.

[01:24:02] Damn.

[01:24:03] We're all out of machete too.

[01:24:07] Woo!

[01:24:08] Okay.

[01:24:09] Okay.

[01:24:10] I think we're good.

[01:24:11] And then that's it.

[01:24:12] That's all we can do for the day, man.

[01:24:14] Close this.

[01:24:15] Lights out.

[01:24:16] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:17] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:18] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:19] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:20] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:21] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:22] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:23] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:24] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:25] I was 200% sure.

[01:24:26] I was too hungry to go to bed without food. Oh, she she had we got to eat don't we? Okay hold on

[01:24:33] Let us whip up something from the fridge. What do we got we got burr?

[01:24:37] What the heck is this?

[01:24:39] Hey, I'm cooking it. I don't care. I'm cooking it

[01:24:44] Throw it in the pot. What else we got some some ground beef throw it in the pot. That's what we got

[01:24:52] Whatever this is, some more beef, throw it in the pot.

[01:24:59] What else have we got?

[01:25:02] Pepperoni, hey, throw it in the pot.

[01:25:08] Baked beans, hey, we scored the jackpot now, throw it in the pot.

[01:25:14] Hey, just throw it all in there, man.

[01:25:18] What the... hold on.

[01:25:21] Hey, what the...

[01:25:23] We're putting it all in there, I don't care.

[01:25:28] Close this.

[01:25:29] Cook.

[01:25:30] Cook.

[01:25:31] Cook it up!

[01:25:33] Hey, we got the pasta.

[01:25:37] Throw it in the pot.

[01:25:39] Bro, how do we cook this?

[01:25:42] Do I need to grab the actual pot?

[01:25:47] What's going on here?

[01:25:52] Brother!

[01:25:54] Do I have to follow the recipe?

[01:25:56] Ingredients, uncooked pasta, oh did I say as a matter of fact let me try that recipe now? Damn, okay

[01:26:01] We got to actually do this. Place all the ingredients in casserole

[01:26:05] Bake to 100, 420 degrees, bake for 35 to 45 minutes, enjoy it.

[01:26:10] Place all the ingredients in casserole

[01:26:13] Okay, where's that? Is it in here? Oh, in that thing! Okay.

[01:26:20] Hey! Now we cookin'! What the heck is this?

[01:26:26] Yeah, I don't think we need this, right? Let's put that back.

[01:26:29] Come on, man. Just go in the fridge. Bro, go in the fridge!

[01:26:36] I can't deal with this pepperoni. Do we need pepperoni? Yeah pepperoni, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese, okay?

[01:26:49] Am I doing it right? Is that the right order? That ain't the right order, is it?

[01:26:54] We need the marinara sauce first and I don't think it matters. Marinara sauce, let's go.

[01:27:01] Nice. Looking good, looking good.

[01:27:04] What else do we need?

[01:27:06] We did the pepperoni mozzarella cheese and diced tomatoes is left. What is this diced tomatoes?

[01:27:13] Twink, and then we need the mozzarella cheese

[01:27:16] Where is that? Is that this? No, that's some eggs

[01:27:20] Brother

[01:27:22] What's this?

[01:27:23] We don't need the peas man

[01:27:26] There's a sliced ham

[01:27:28] We need any of that mozzarella, baby

[01:27:31] Hey, and then we put it in the oven that we close the oven. Oh, yeah. Oh

[01:27:40] Damn all this food is gonna go bad

[01:27:43] Listen, I can't I try to put it back. It just won't go man. It just

[01:27:50] Yeah

[01:27:58] God damn dinner

[01:28:01] What do you want? What is it?

[01:28:06] Oh, good. Good job.

[01:28:11] Sounds good, man.

[01:28:16] Okay.

[01:28:22] Thank you, Connor.

[01:28:28] Over and out.

[01:28:31] Oh, all right. Hey, is that my castle?

[01:28:38] Oh, that smells so good. I like eating in bed. Hey, that's kind of weird though.

[01:28:43] Like, with the castle pot and everything? Come on, man. God damn, like some heathen.

[01:28:50] All right, all right. So, how do we eat this thing? Oh.

[01:28:55] Oh

[01:29:00] What the noise to

[01:29:06] Yeah, what that noise to the hell

[01:29:10] Just eat it all man come on

[01:29:17] Lasagna lasagna I was already full, okay

[01:29:23] Hey that that looked good though, bro

[01:29:25] That looked good. Now I'm hungry. I wasn't hungry before that pasta. Now I'm hungry.

[01:29:33] I could have kept it in the refrigerator.

[01:29:37] Alright, alright, fine.

[01:29:41] Bro, I can- Ah, there we go.

[01:29:46] Oh, I can place things back like- Nah, only the casserole.

[01:29:50] My hands were full, yeah. Bro, I can't-

[01:29:53] All right, give him that everything else is gonna go back. It is what it is

[01:29:58] cool. All right, we got

[01:30:01] Our belly is full. It's time to hit that. Hey, man. We're not gonna worry about that whistle

[01:30:06] We're not even gonna think about the whistler, bro. I

[01:30:09] Was getting cold thought I'd get wood for the stove lit. Oh

[01:30:15] Though they're sending me up they are setting me up

[01:30:19] That's where the whistler was

[01:30:22] Bro, that's that's where he was. They're setting me up over here, man. Oh

[01:30:27] Got turned on turn light on man

[01:30:31] Gotta get my flashlight. I gotta get a freaking bear mace. Oh

[01:30:35] I forgot you can only hold one of the things

[01:30:39] Okay, can I use

[01:30:42] Hold on

[01:30:44] Okay, let me leave

[01:30:46] Move the flashlight. I don't think I'll need the flashlight

[01:30:48] What the heck was that outside?

[01:30:52] What was that noise?

[01:30:54] Is that the door?

[01:30:57] Oh bro, I think I hear some creaky, cracky footsteps outside man.

[01:31:02] Someone's creeping up on the wood over there.

[01:31:07] That was not the door, was it?

[01:31:10] Oh, somebody's right like to the left of me or something.

[01:31:15] I heard them, I heard them to the left, dude.

[01:31:18] Ah, we got Bear Mace, let's go.

[01:31:23] Woo!

[01:31:26] Hell no.

[01:31:33] Hey, I'm shooting first, asking questions later, dude.

[01:31:38] That's how we're gonna do this.

[01:31:40] Got that whistler still outside too.

[01:31:42] So freaking annoying.

[01:31:44] I feel like running is worse for some reason.

[01:31:48] Watch Bro say like he has to pee too.

[01:31:50] Let's just go pee first.

[01:31:52] Yeah, I thought so.

[01:31:56] I thought so.

[01:32:01] Nice.

[01:32:03] Oh, someone's going to be right out here, dude.

[01:32:11] Oh, it's a screen.

[01:32:13] Wait, it's like, you can see? It's kind of weird.

[01:32:18] Hey, I was speaking, I'm peeing. I might have to pee right now.

[01:32:26] Why is it so loud? It's just me just getting out.

[01:32:40] I can't get the wood!

[01:32:43] Oh hell no bro, oh hell no.

[01:32:56] Bro he's like right outside the cabin, bro he's like right outside the cabin.

[01:33:06] We are not doing this.

[01:33:08] No no no no no no no, we are not doing this.

[01:33:12] Place it in the stove.

[01:33:16] Oh dude, my mace is down here.

[01:33:21] Oh man, grab the machete.

[01:33:25] What machete?

[01:33:31] Oh, I mean, we can't go back to the cabin without the wood, so I feel like even if I

[01:33:41] wanted to grab a mace. It is what it is, right? Hey, oh, should I just make a sprint for it?

[01:33:48] Should I just make a sprint for it?

[01:33:52] Oh! Okay, we gotta go. We gotta go. Crab walk over there, man. We gotta go!

[01:34:03] Woo! Bro, both my maces are in there now, dude.

[01:34:07] Both my both my freaking maces are in there, bro

[01:34:16] God damn what the goddamn come on man

[01:34:21] Jesus freaking

[01:34:33] Jesus Christ man

[01:34:37] Go to sleep.

[01:34:38] I always close the boards outside before heading out to bed.

[01:34:40] That's what I did!

[01:34:42] Which one did I miss?

[01:34:45] Oh my god, I don't even have my mace now.

[01:34:51] I don't even have my mace now.

[01:34:52] What kind of both of them now?

[01:34:54] Hey, can I get a prime pan at least?

[01:34:58] At least?

[01:34:59] Come on!

[01:35:00] I'll get a prime pan, a can of tuna fish.

[01:35:02] That's gotta be worth some weight, right?

[01:35:04] Oh dude, I'm defenseless, okay, I mean it is what it is.

[01:35:10] It is what it is.

[01:35:12] Oh my god.

[01:35:14] Oh that one, bro I can't reach that one.

[01:35:16] Wait, I thought I closed that one.

[01:35:20] Oh no, they're setting me up.

[01:35:21] Bro, they are setting me up.

[01:35:23] I don't even have my mace either, dude.

[01:35:27] Oh hell no.

[01:35:30] I know for a fact that I closed that.

[01:35:34] Dude, they're sending me out.

[01:35:35] Bro's gonna be around the corner.

[01:35:37] Bro's gonna be around the corner.

[01:35:42] Oh, we, we go to bed.

[01:35:43] Ah!

[01:35:45] We're going to bed, bro.

[01:35:47] It is, what is it?

[01:35:48] Bro.

[01:35:51] God damn.

[01:35:54] 2 27 a.m.

[01:35:56] Spooky hours.

[01:35:58] Hello.

[01:36:00] Oh, hell.

[01:36:03] I don't want to get up.

[01:36:07] I don't want to get up.

[01:36:10] Hey, what the freak is that?

[01:36:14] Oh, hell no.

[01:36:19] Oh, there he is, bro.

[01:36:23] Hey, what the f-

[01:36:28] Hey

[01:36:33] I saw you dude. Oh, now I'm gonna kill you. Yeah, I'm just gonna kill you. I might not have my mace, but I'm gonna kill you, bro

[01:36:57] I didn't think they could kill you in the game.

[01:37:03] What?

[01:37:05] I didn't think they would kill you in the game, bro.

[01:37:13] Oh my.

[01:37:14] Okay.

[01:37:15] Wooo, that was an experience.

[01:37:21] Bro, that was an experience.

[01:37:25] Oh my god.

[01:37:26] I didn't think they'd kill you.

[01:37:28] I know I heard the guy, but what was I supposed to do?

[01:37:30] And I left my freaking mace down in the other shack.

[01:37:34] What am I supposed to do, man?

[01:37:37] Oh, is there a way to play it through something strange?

[01:37:41] OK, good, good, good, good.

[01:37:42] We can carry on from here.

[01:37:43] Oh my, here.

[01:37:45] Jesus, that's crazy.

[01:37:48] All right, good.

[01:37:49] I was really worried I was going to have to play that all

[01:37:51] again.

[01:37:53] Damn.

[01:37:55] Okay, now that I know I can actually die in the game. All right, let's go

[01:37:59] Let's go. So we got a place strategic, right? I was awoken by some feeling that caused my eyes to drift open. Yeah

[01:38:05] Probably that whistling

[01:38:07] We got some murder out here, bro. We got some freaking murder out here. Look at this guy

[01:38:16] We got to keep low

[01:38:18] hide

[01:38:20] We're hiding

[01:38:25] Hell no.

[01:38:34] How's there noise being made?

[01:38:39] That's not me, right?

[01:38:40] That's not my microphone or anything.

[01:38:45] He's trying to open the door right now.

[01:38:52] Do we just wait it out? What do we do?

[01:38:55] I think we hit it out, right?

[01:39:05] I still...

[01:39:06] Oh, I hear breathing.

[01:39:10] Mi primera chamba,

[01:39:12] me acuerdo el día que de la chamba yo me enamoré.

[01:39:16] Me viejo ya con su cliento, me dijo que yo ya chambié.

[01:39:21] Oh, shit.

[01:39:25] Something very strange about that night. Now we hide. Now we hide, bro.

[01:39:33] I don't know what's triggering the mic.

[01:40:25] I think we're good.

[01:40:54] I think we're good we're almost someone downstairs should I should I go aside

[01:41:02] Hell no right? Hey, I'm radioing. Oh, I got a radio for help

[01:41:07] bro

[01:41:09] We need static

[01:41:24] Okay, I don't think he's around.

[01:41:31] Can I go back to bed?

[01:41:34] I feel as if I was being watched.

[01:41:36] What the hell, yeah, I know.

[01:41:41] We gotta open the door.

[01:41:43] Oh.

[01:41:46] Oh my God.

[01:41:48] That is that, bro.

[01:41:51] I didn't know what to make of the moment.

[01:41:53] Dude.

[01:41:55] The only logical thing I could think of was the contact Hunter.

[01:41:59] Yeah, that's what I was trying to do right now.

[01:42:03] Hunter, do you copy?

[01:42:07] Wake up!

[01:42:09] I need to talk to you, it's urgent.

[01:42:11] Hello?

[01:42:13] Do you have any idea what time it is?

[01:42:15] Oh, I don't care, bro.

[01:42:17] There is something outside of my door.

[01:42:19] Wait until morning.

[01:42:21] Hey, you don't know what I went through, dude. I literally had to die. I literally had to die to figure out that you can die in the game.

[01:42:36] So, no, it is not a prank. Oh, man. What if it's not a prank, huh? Oh, really? Really?

[01:42:47] This feels like some some real ritual. This is serious. You don't understand do you?

[01:42:58] Exactly exactly that's when it's the perfect opportunity, bro

[01:43:12] Tomorrow

[01:43:14] Just lock your door, take a deep breath.

[01:43:17] Oh, I could do that?

[01:43:19] Oh, shoot.

[01:43:20] It'll be morning before you know it.

[01:43:22] I'm not saying goodnight.

[01:43:28] And I'm not saying over and out.

[01:43:29] Connor didn't make any sense.

[01:43:31] Yeah.

[01:43:32] Bro's probably in on it.

[01:43:33] But there's not much else I could do.

[01:43:34] Not much else I could have done in the dark?

[01:43:37] Yeah, I agree.

[01:43:38] And I'm turning the lights on.

[01:43:39] Oh, maybe not.

[01:43:40] Oh, maybe that was bad.

[01:43:42] Now Bro knows I'm here.

[01:43:43] Oh, hey, I'm going to sleep all I can do go to sleep.

[01:43:48] Oh my God.

[01:43:54] Night number three.

[01:43:55] Next day I woke up not being so sure if last night was real or just dream.

[01:43:59] Dude, you want to play around with that?

[01:44:02] Connor tried to reason as a harmless prank by some kids, but there's there's something

[01:44:08] about that night that just felt darker.

[01:44:11] There's something strange happening in those woods.

[01:44:13] Yeah, between the whistling, the machete that we found, and then that dude, I don't know, 8.34pm.

[01:44:21] We gotta make our reports too.

[01:44:27] Never by nocturnes.

[01:44:32] I'll find most of my days either with a simple maintenance in and around the tower.

[01:44:37] Okay. Or by scanning the densities of the trees all around me.

[01:44:43] Okay, my paranoid for these woods only grew after last night, which led me to the extra

[01:44:50] that you'll end up moving forward.

[01:44:52] Okay, okay.

[01:44:54] I mean, yeah, the same, the same, bro.

[01:45:00] Scroll to zoom in.

[01:45:01] I don't think we need to zoom in right now, dude.

[01:45:03] I don't really see it.

[01:45:05] Bro, these binoculars are dirty.

[01:45:07] How am I supposed to see anything with these things?

[01:45:10] Freaking dirty, bro.

[01:45:12] Am I supposed to see something because I can't move?

[01:45:16] I'm just zooming all the way in I guess?

[01:45:19] Or I can't?

[01:45:22] Hey, what's that?

[01:45:26] It's a tree.

[01:45:27] Can I clean these things first at least?

[01:45:30] Can't even wipe them.

[01:45:33] What am I supposed to be looking at?

[01:45:40] What am I supposed to be looking at?

[01:45:44] Damn.

[01:45:47] I can't clean them?

[01:45:48] How do I clean them?

[01:45:49] How do I wet them?

[01:45:51] Hold up.

[01:45:52] Bruh.

[01:45:53] I gotta read, huh?

[01:45:56] Well, you gotta read it.

[01:45:58] Yeah.

[01:45:59] I think this goddamn thing's a...

[01:46:08] I got a little smudge right there, okay, I think we're good.

[01:46:30] I don't see anything.

[01:46:31] I don't see anything, bro.

[01:46:32] I don't see anything, bro.

[01:46:35] Hello?

[01:46:36] Is anyone there?

[01:46:38] Yo, that is loud, my guy.

[01:46:40] Hold on.

[01:46:42] Hold the phone, chief.

[01:46:43] That is loud.

[01:46:44] Jesus, how did it get that loud?

[01:46:50] Uh.

[01:46:51] I need help.

[01:46:52] Yo, that's like mad loud, bro.

[01:46:55] Let's go like, I don't know, 63?

[01:46:58] Please, someone answer.

[01:47:02] How's it still loud dude? What the? Bro half the volume really?

[01:47:09] I think 30 is good

[01:47:15] Uh

[01:47:18] I hear you loud

[01:47:25] What

[01:47:32] the area and lost track of time okay now it's dark and I can't remember the trail

[01:47:38] back to my truck

[01:47:42] I think I think I'm lost oh shoot we got to help a pedestrian out here can you

[01:47:48] describe your clothing what is your current location what equipment do you

[01:47:52] have with you I want to know about the clothing bro well he's probably not

[01:47:59] I'm not gonna know where he is.

[01:48:01] What equipments do we have on the unit?

[01:48:03] Let's describe the clothing.

[01:48:10] Red jacket, camel pants, and a green backpack.

[01:48:12] Okay, that should be easy to identify, right?

[01:48:14] What equipments do you have with you?

[01:48:16] What is your communication?

[01:48:18] I told you he's not gonna know.

[01:48:26] He was the one that shot the flares.

[01:48:28] I remember walking east when I came here, I remember walking east when I came here.

[01:48:57] walking east so you're east I'm walking

[01:49:01] towards west right now so he's so we

[01:49:05] gotta go east to meet him halfway see

[01:49:10] what

[01:49:12] I can't remember if I should take the

[01:49:14] right trail or the left to get back to the

[01:49:16] trailhead can you help me oh god let me

[01:49:20] scan the map and get back to you yeah

[01:49:21] let me do that let me scan the map

[01:49:24] Hey, why is there this freaky music playing why's the freaky music playing, bro?

[01:49:33] Are we looking at again?

[01:49:37] Hey, that music is unsettling. What the heck is going on?

[01:49:43] I'm I'm trying but bro. We got some unsettling music. We gotta do

[01:49:54] I'm making a mistake and going further away from the road.

[01:49:56] Bro, give me like two seconds!

[01:49:58] Two seconds!

[01:50:00] Where the heck is my map?

[01:50:01] How do I look at the...

[01:50:02] God...

[01:50:03] What was it?

[01:50:10] Oh, I don't remember at all, bro.

[01:50:12] I thought it was a scape!

[01:50:14] God, that's so annoying.

[01:50:16] And it's not tab either.

[01:50:18] Wait, was there even a map?

[01:50:20] You gotta be kidding me, bro.

[01:50:23] My airpods are about to die.

[01:50:25] KIDDING ME.

[01:50:27] Hold on.

[01:50:32] Like, literally they were full charge.

[01:50:34] Just an hour ago.

[01:50:36] Okay, luckily I think one of them is working so.

[01:50:38] Like, still here.

[01:50:44] God damn it.

[01:50:46] I- Oh wait!

[01:50:48] Is this the map?

[01:50:50] Oh, this is the map.

[01:50:52] Oh, we don't need this anymore, right?

[01:51:00] We can't look at the map?

[01:51:03] Oh, for fudge sake.

[01:51:06] Bro, for fudge sake, what the...

[01:51:09] I'm just gonna start clicking random keys, see what happens.

[01:51:14] Dude, what?

[01:51:17] Take the left, bro.

[01:51:20] So, can I look at the map like this?

[01:51:22] Okay.

[01:51:38] He was headed west, so it's got to be this way.

[01:51:44] Hey, give me those back.

[01:51:47] So bro, I was headed west, trailhead, there was a crossing, left or right.

[01:51:55] I think he has to go right.

[01:52:00] If he was going west, well, that wouldn't be right.

[01:52:05] That would just continue on the pathway now.

[01:52:07] There wouldn't necessarily be a fork.

[01:52:09] Where the heck is a fork around here?

[01:52:15] I mean, neither way, I think all roads lead to, like, if he goes to the right of any side,

[01:52:20] because he's not going to be coming down from there, Airbark State Park.

[01:52:23] Yeah.

[01:52:24] We'll say right.

[01:52:25] I don't care if I'm wrong.

[01:52:27] Let's just say right.

[01:52:32] Goddamn.

[01:52:35] Yeah, we had to figure out where this dude was located.

[01:52:48] Okie dokie my friend, take the right trail.

[01:52:50] Let me scan the map in the back.

[01:52:52] I hate that I- Let me google this real quick.

[01:53:01] It's super strange because nothing I click, like I can't click anything, I can't click

[01:53:30] Click. Like, I can't even exit out of the game.

[01:53:33] Let me put it that way.

[01:53:35] It won't even...

[01:53:36] It won't even let me exit out of the game.

[01:53:39] Whatever I click.

[01:53:41] Let me scan the map. Yeah, let me do that one more time.

[01:53:43] Oh, maybe on the computer, bro!

[01:53:45] Oh my god, I'm a frickin...

[01:53:47] I'm a frickin...

[01:53:48] Bro, I'm a frickin genius!

[01:53:49] Okay, this is where I saw the map last time.

[01:53:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:53:54] Enhance.

[01:53:55] Enhance the image.

[01:53:58] Oh, you know Luna can't be here in the frickin...

[01:53:59] in the fricking scary stuff get out of my swab I'm still here don't worry buddy

[01:54:14] Jesus I'm just trying to because I'm Luna here is me scream she's just gonna

[01:54:20] lose her bunions over it you know I mean okay the only fork in the road that I

[01:54:28] I see if he was coming left.

[01:54:36] Oh, he said a bro was talking about a lake, though, right?

[01:54:42] I think he would still have to go right.

[01:54:47] I think he would still have to go right.

[01:54:48] That's what's so funny about this.

[01:54:50] No matter what, all roads lead to right.

[01:54:52] Unless bro is like right here in this little pinpoint,

[01:54:57] Then I'm sorry, I'm sending my man to his death.

[01:55:03] Because he would like loop back around.

[01:55:04] But I don't think that's gonna be the case.

[01:55:10] I say he's gotta go right.

[01:55:11] If he, I mean, if he headed west, where else could he be?

[01:55:14] Oh wait, he's over here, right?

[01:55:18] I think.

[01:55:19] Oh man.

[01:55:21] Hold up.

[01:55:23] We cannot make mistakes.

[01:55:25] Oh bro, might be over here actually.

[01:55:27] oh shoot oh my god or he might be over here I think he still wants to go right

[01:55:38] yeah I'm just gonna tell him I'm down this bro to go around every day it is

[01:55:42] what it is go right I'm going to be honest I had my suspicion on left trail

[01:55:47] but if you say so right when it is kidding me I said I'm brought to his death

[01:55:51] Oh God. Oh God. Please don't say it. I couldn't trust myself with this decision. Thanks for

[01:55:58] helping me do this. Hey, you're welcome. Making decisions in the dark can be challenging.

[01:56:02] I hope you reach back to the trailhead safely. Oh no. Oh no. I'm right here. I'm right here.

[01:56:13] What the heck hear your whistle oh that's not me bro not the whistler that's not me

[01:56:26] I see you behind the trees to my right oh no I sent bro to his dad that's not me

[01:56:35] Bro, oh he dead. Oh

[01:56:41] Yeah, he's dead. Hold on. Let me see if I can go see him. I guess

[01:56:49] What are you doing standing there, bro, what is he doing?

[01:56:55] Holy cow

[01:57:00] What are you bringing the box of

[01:57:02] Jesus Christ!

[01:57:12] Why was he just standing there, too? You can't knock?

[01:57:17] I've been knocking for hours. I asked to check on you. What were you up to, pal?

[01:57:22] Oh, hell no. Then I guess I'm losing it. I was assisting a lost hiker, just finishing up on a report.

[01:57:28] You know what's funny, it's even scarier without my AirPods now because now I have no idea

[01:57:38] what to expect.

[01:57:39] I was assisting a lost hiker, just finishing up an airport.

[01:57:44] Well, why would we lie, let's be honest, at this hour, and it'll all be a mess.

[01:57:53] Just the usual essentials.

[01:58:01] Take the splice.

[01:58:02] Man, I was about to go check on this freaking hiker, dude.

[01:58:07] Oh, now we're just gonna stand here looking at each other.

[01:58:13] Hey, why are you so curious about that, hm?

[01:58:20] Why are you so curious about that?

[01:58:22] Literally.

[01:58:32] Oh I know.

[01:58:33] Not the bobcats and the bears.

[01:58:43] I've got enough here to keep me at bay.

[01:58:56] Man, why are you so nosy?

[01:59:03] I mentioned the skull.

[01:59:05] Yeah, let's talk about it.

[01:59:07] Maybe you could help me.

[01:59:08] Yo, why are we standing here looking at each other in silence?

[01:59:12] That's the last thing I want, we need this freaking guy to hear man.

[01:59:18] That's the last thing I need to hear from this guy.

[01:59:20] Oh lord have mercy.

[01:59:23] Bro.

[01:59:24] You take a photo of it before cleaning it up.

[01:59:27] Man, oh that would have been good.

[01:59:30] Damn, I should have done that.

[01:59:32] I didn't think about that.

[01:59:33] Unless we don't dwell on these things.

[01:59:38] Especially without the evidence.

[01:59:40] Bro.

[01:59:41] working for the enemy over there i see you

[01:59:44] it was good

[01:59:46] well

[01:59:47] thanks for supplies buddy

[01:59:49] jesus

[01:59:50] close goddamn door

[01:59:53] okay then

[01:59:56] uh...

[01:59:59] would we

[02:00:02] would we

[02:00:03] just put it down here

[02:00:08] that's a good

[02:00:09] pretty good job

[02:00:11] Okay well, I guess the hiker

[02:00:15] hopefully survived

[02:00:18] can't be too bad, right?

[02:00:21] Now I'm not as scared to look out here because I know Mr. Sheriff Boy over there

[02:00:26] is close by

[02:00:28] and maybe we can see him walking away

[02:00:41] Y'all see anything?

[02:00:47] I see nothing but trees moving in the wind.

[02:00:51] Hey, what was that?

[02:00:57] I thought I saw something right there.

[02:01:01] What was that?

[02:01:03] Little flash.

[02:01:05] No?

[02:01:07] I don't know if this stuff is useless, but...

[02:01:32] branches and we can zoom in real good on the tower

[02:01:41] oh shoot yeah well I don't really see anything so I guess we go to bed oh but

[02:01:53] if I'm gonna do that I gotta close all this right close my door this way I know

[02:02:00] if somebody's in there they left it open you know what I mean is that it can't

[02:02:12] close out one of these two these three damn it's a lot I miss one don't worry

[02:02:21] I'm keeping my eyes peeled still don't see anything though I think yeah no I don't see anything

[02:02:40] I was too hungry so we got to make some food that's the next part of this mission

[02:02:44] Hmm we gotta make some food

[02:02:48] What we making also damn my text messages to Kayla aren't working, huh?

[02:02:55] Not delivered

[02:02:58] Hello

[02:03:01] Bro came send the message goddamn

[02:03:06] Send send bruh

[02:03:11] Why doesn't it work

[02:03:14] What do we got in the fridge?

[02:03:21] Whoa.

[02:03:24] Put it in the fridge?

[02:03:28] Maybe?

[02:03:29] How do we open the box?

[02:03:34] Oh, and I also have to write on the report too.

[02:03:40] I don't know what you're talking about that.

[02:03:42] I was too hungry to go to bed without any food.

[02:03:55] Are you not going to tell me what to eat?

[02:04:05] We're microwaving some beans.

[02:04:07] Let's do it. Start. 420. Start, start, start, start, start, start.

[02:04:16] How do we open this box, bro?

[02:04:21] God damn. I love how we get this box and it's like, there's no instructions.

[02:04:25] What do we do with this thing?

[02:04:27] I was too hungry. Okay. Well, goddamn frickin. I can't even cook my beans in this microwave, dude

[02:04:47] Remember there's something else it's microwave the milk

[02:04:51] Just throw everything in there, it's microwave it all, get some peas, and what the- GET IN

[02:05:01] THERE!

[02:05:02] This is not up for discussion, you're getting in there.

[02:05:09] Close the goddamn thing.

[02:05:11] Start it!

[02:05:12] Not started.

[02:05:13] What are we going to eat?

[02:05:15] God damn, are we going to make the same food?

[02:05:21] same food.

[02:05:26] Pro, just tell me what you want to eat.

[02:05:28] Why is this getting so, like, unnecessarily complicated?

[02:05:35] I do have to finish my report, too.

[02:05:37] God damn it.

[02:05:39] Right? For today?

[02:05:41] I don't think I did it for today.

[02:05:44] Say cloud. We'll say...

[02:05:46] So we gotta measure the...

[02:05:48] This is something we got to do anyway, 57.3, 57.3, and 24.

[02:06:12] 57.3. We got 24 knots.

[02:06:18] Hiker's assisted. We assisted one.

[02:06:22] Ported by God. What was this dude's name?

[02:06:25] Jake?

[02:06:27] Jake Nelson, right? Something like that?

[02:06:30] I'll just try to put the right weather condition.

[02:06:32] Oh, I know man. It's windy.

[02:06:35] Let's go.

[02:06:37] That's my name, right?

[02:06:39] Jake Nelson

[02:06:44] I hope so

[02:06:48] Okay, okay report submitted. Let's go

[02:06:52] Done for the day. All we got to do now is figure out how to eat and

[02:06:59] I guess open this box like bro. Let's put the box

[02:07:02] Oh, we're gonna have to get firewood too.

[02:07:09] I hate that.

[02:07:11] Dude, how?

[02:07:14] God damn.

[02:07:18] What we eating?

[02:07:20] Uh, can't put it in there.

[02:07:24] I guess it would tell me, like, what it would want me to do, right?

[02:07:28] Maybe we get a pan?

[02:07:31] Okay, hold on. I got an idea.

[02:07:34] We get a pan or anything like that. No some plates

[02:07:40] Okay, this is a

[02:07:43] This is getting sussy what the heck am I supposed to eat we got beans

[02:07:48] What else oh my lasagna? Oh, bro put that in the put it in bro put it in

[02:07:55] Okay, what about in the microwave? Hey, let's go cook it up

[02:07:59] Oh god, we still got the milk in there too. Damn that caused an explosion

[02:08:10] You got an overload of I don't know what these are man

[02:08:18] You got the overload of beans a

[02:08:20] Hey, let me get my six-bit though.

[02:08:27] I like eating in bed. Same.

[02:08:42] Hey, maybe I'm getting delirious from pasta.

[02:08:46] Maybe it's all in my head because of this freaking delicious pasta.

[02:08:50] Are we gonna finish it all?

[02:08:53] One gulp.

[02:08:55] Hey, we did it.

[02:08:57] That's what I'm talking about.

[02:08:59] We got that pasta lifestyle over here.

[02:09:04] I'm not a nurse!

[02:09:07] Noice.

[02:09:09] Nah, I think we're good.

[02:09:13] I don't think we ate too much.

[02:09:16] Gonna put this in the sink.

[02:09:18] it up later.

[02:09:20] Close all this.

[02:09:22] God damn, the milk's gonna go bad.

[02:09:24] Let's put the milk back in.

[02:09:26] Uh, the fridge.

[02:09:28] Boink. Good enough. Okay.

[02:09:30] Sleepy time.

[02:09:32] I was getting cold. No!

[02:09:34] Dude, I swear, I hate it when they

[02:09:36] force me to go down there to get the freaking firewood.

[02:09:38] The most inconvenient

[02:09:40] place, by the way.

[02:09:42] Uh,

[02:09:44] God damn.

[02:09:46] Gotta do it, huh?

[02:09:49] Gotta do it.

[02:09:50] Can't avoid it any longer, man.

[02:09:54] Can't avoid it any longer.

[02:09:56] We just gotta attack it head on.

[02:09:59] Do what needs to be done.

[02:10:03] Oh, let's bring our, OK, we got the mace back in here.

[02:10:06] But because we can only use one hand,

[02:10:10] I guess it would be just a flashlight.

[02:10:14] Let's use a flashlight.

[02:10:15] Why not?

[02:10:16] Close the door, make sure nobody's in there.

[02:10:18] Later.

[02:10:20] Let me see if my earpods have sufficiently charged now.

[02:10:32] At least they'll hold me over for like, an hour.

[02:10:37] Get through the spooky parts.

[02:10:39] Yeah, okay.

[02:10:41] I have a feeling we're gonna hear the whistle or that's why.

[02:10:43] So I just wanna be ready for that.

[02:10:45] I wanna be able to hear that.

[02:10:46] listen at the end of the day I guess if this was any other any other job that we

[02:10:54] had to do right can't be scared we just got to do what we got to do man pull up

[02:10:59] your shorts generator on better beyond you think we need a pee I have a feeling

[02:11:07] we're gonna need a pee anyway so should I just go pee let's go pee

[02:11:16] Yeah, that's what I thought.

[02:11:27] Is it capturing my microphone?

[02:11:30] I don't think so. I was done with it.

[02:11:34] Okay.

[02:11:37] I think we good. I think the coast is clear.

[02:11:39] Dude, if I hear the whistler again, I'm gonna be so mad.

[02:11:47] It's so unnerving, that whistle.

[02:11:50] I'll grab the wood.

[02:11:54] AHHHHHHH!

[02:11:56] Oh, I swear to god.

[02:12:02] This goofy looking man running up on me, out of nowhere.

[02:12:08] Come on bro.

[02:12:18] Come on bro.

[02:12:21] Holy smokes dude.

[02:12:25] Who the heck is this?

[02:12:29] This is freaking Dr. Phil looking man.

[02:12:33] Just gave me a heart attack bro.

[02:12:35] Literally.

[02:12:36] I understand Lilienus can make the mind play tricks on you.

[02:12:40] Okay?

[02:12:41] Okay?

[02:12:42] Okay, bro, your story.

[02:12:48] What are you doing here?

[02:12:50] I need to be alarmed.

[02:12:52] I'm a worker.

[02:12:53] I was just doing some routine maintenance on the radio tower over there.

[02:12:56] Why are you looking at me like that?

[02:12:58] Don't know what the lazy eyes thought I'd say hi to the new guy everyone's been talking

[02:13:04] about.

[02:13:05] Nice to meet you.

[02:13:06] Just like down to the nitty gritty of things.

[02:13:13] Every Sunday, just trying to keep the communication lines open.

[02:13:15] OK.

[02:13:17] Fair enough, bro.

[02:13:17] Fair enough.

[02:13:20] We must ensure that the right massage reached the right places.

[02:13:24] Wouldn't you agree?

[02:13:27] Right.

[02:13:27] We rely information about the fire sightings.

[02:13:30] I agree.

[02:13:30] Fires are high at the season.

[02:13:31] Hey, what's with that scary guitar string strumming?

[02:13:39] Absolutely, but some fires are meant to burn and no man prevention can stop them.

[02:13:43] Hey, what are you talking about?

[02:13:45] They sure have its own plans.

[02:13:47] Some things can't be controlled no matter how we try.

[02:13:51] Hey, yo, bro, I just tried to get my firewood and skedaddle skadoodle.

[02:13:56] Crippin' up on me out of nowhere ain't cool.

[02:14:02] Sometimes disasters are just another form of cleansing.

[02:14:05] Away for the land to purify itself, bro.

[02:14:08] Not this guy, man.

[02:14:10] This guy's from like, one of those midsummer movies, man.

[02:14:14] Hell no!

[02:14:15] Get out of my way!

[02:14:16] I should head back to the tower now, buddy.

[02:14:19] Have a good night, Jack.

[02:14:22] Hope you sleep well.

[02:14:23] But remember, how do you know my name?

[02:14:26] Curiosity can lead to places you'd rather not go.

[02:14:30] Hey, this is the guy that's been whistling, guaranteed.

[02:14:33] Guaranteed this is the guy that's been whistling.

[02:14:35] Yeah, get the heck out of here, man, before I report you.

[02:14:42] Bro, definitely the whistler.

[02:14:45] Man, you lucky I couldn't carry my drinking pepper spray.

[02:14:50] Lucky, be blasting that all over your face.

[02:14:56] Jesus the way they the way he just ran up on me dude, that's wild

[02:15:12] Holy

[02:15:23] Man I gotta is there a way to like

[02:15:26] I'm gonna start grabbing wood and not having to go down there or something. What the freak?

[02:15:34] Oh, there we go. No, we can't do that yet. Hold on. Don't that gaze a lean?

[02:15:47] Damn

[02:15:50] Hey now we're gonna be coming

[02:15:52] Tell me how to get out of your tower. Don't tell me you're not in there.

[02:15:55] Huh?

[02:15:57] This is the guy you're having about.

[02:15:59] You there?

[02:16:02] Bro, what are you yapping about?

[02:16:06] Whoops, wrong button.

[02:16:09] Copy now.

[02:16:12] Finally.

[02:16:14] I've been trying to reach you for a while now. Where have you been?

[02:16:17] I need to silence.

[02:16:22] Oh, bro doesn't even exist.

[02:16:25] You're kidding me, dude.

[02:16:27] You're kidding me, dude.

[02:16:28] Does he really not exist?

[02:16:30] helicopter, helicopter!

[02:16:32] Bro.

[02:16:33] What do you mean?

[02:16:35] Oh, dude.

[02:16:37] Oh, dude, that's the whistler I frickin told you man

[02:17:07] According to Mitch and who the frick that I talked to you

[02:17:31] I'd imagine bro

[02:17:37] I'm seeing that you've already reported to things to the

[02:18:07] to hit the sack now, okay man.

[02:18:10] Good night, Carl.

[02:18:10] I'm at number 12, signing off.

[02:18:12] Over and out.

[02:18:17] Over and out, buddy.

[02:18:20] Woo!

[02:18:21] Okay, I already did my report.

[02:18:23] Let's throw away the flashlight.

[02:18:26] Wow, this is gonna be a freaky night, I can already tell.

[02:18:29] This is gonna be a freaky night, bro.

[02:18:31] I

[02:18:35] My own ease was starting to grow with each passing day

[02:18:41] So when I signed off that night I told myself that it was just change of environment that I needed getting used to

[02:18:47] Strangest the strangeness I'd seen so far in those woods was not enough to cause an alarm yet

[02:18:53] However, that would soon change

[02:18:59] Two nights later

[02:19:02] Two nights later

[02:19:05] 918 p.m. Oh wow, so we actually didn't have a strange night

[02:19:10] I'm genuinely shocked

[02:19:16] Did you really

[02:19:22] There you about a minute, maybe I do maybe I don't

[02:19:27] I'm listening

[02:19:31] They say we've got a new system update on the computer.

[02:19:34] Hey, that is good news.

[02:19:36] They just wanted me to let you know.

[02:19:38] They say it's an important security update.

[02:19:40] No more snoopers, I guess.

[02:19:42] Snoopers?

[02:19:44] Bro, why you calling them a snooper?

[02:19:46] Thanks for letting me know.

[02:19:48] How do I update the computer?

[02:19:50] What is it about?

[02:19:57] How do I update the computer?

[02:19:59] all this new technology is not really my thing

[02:20:05] there I say it

[02:20:07] useless bro

[02:20:08] we're going to take all our jobs

[02:20:09] useless

[02:20:11] anyways

[02:20:12] for now use the console to run the new system update

[02:20:16] I'm sure you have land like you can figure it out

[02:20:22] I'm on it buddy

[02:20:24] I'm on it

[02:20:29] Oh, God.

[02:20:34] Let's see.

[02:20:36] Welcome to the State of the Arts Service.

[02:20:39] Hey, can you help me, actually?

[02:20:41] Clickety-click, here's a random fact for you.

[02:20:43] Mount Everest, the world's tallest mountain, continues to grow about a quarter of an inch

[02:20:49] taller each year due to tectonic plate movements.

[02:20:53] Hey, that's actually crazy.

[02:20:55] That's actually crazy.

[02:20:57] Crazy I didn't know that

[02:21:00] Where redeems for the Luna?

[02:21:03] They're over there. There's a boop redeem

[02:21:06] There's a Pat Luna redeem

[02:21:08] There's a

[02:21:11] Lot of redeems broke a lot of redeems

[02:21:15] Feel free to use them

[02:21:18] So how do we disk?

[02:21:20] Oh, that's how we get rid of this dude? Thank God, man.

[02:21:27] My OCD was like flaring up with that dude in the corner.

[02:21:33] Help. Check for... Hey, there we go.

[02:21:40] What does that say? CHKUPD?

[02:21:45] HKUPD. Update founds total, let's do it. Value true, okay. Update them. Update them, bro.

[02:22:02] Close the console, check for current version, install system updates with package code.

[02:22:06] Oh, so should I just click update? Security patch version. Do I need to see the code?

[02:22:14] Oh, there it is.

[02:22:16] Well, let me click Update.

[02:22:20] Please enter the OK, perfect.

[02:22:22] Is that a four or is that a nine?

[02:22:25] What do you guys think?

[02:22:26] Is that a four or is that a nine?

[02:22:28] It's hard to tell.

[02:22:30] Is there another thing that has like a four in it?

[02:22:32] So I could decipher the difference or a nine?

[02:22:35] Four and a nine together, so I could tell the difference?

[02:22:37] Honest it.

[02:22:39] Bruh, freaking, I'm seeing 50-50 over here.

[02:22:42] 494949

[02:22:43] If I had to use my intuition, I would say that's a 4.

[02:22:48] I can't even see what that other letter is.

[02:22:52] 4, 3, 4, 6, 0, 6, 4?

[02:23:00] Hey, that don't look right, but...

[02:23:03] Oh, wait, it's gonna match it anyways, right?

[02:23:05] There you go.

[02:23:06] Yeah.

[02:23:07] Okay, that looks right.

[02:23:08] That looks good.

[02:23:09] Oh, wait, no, no, no, no, no.

[02:23:10] That's an eight.

[02:23:14] Okay, hold on.

[02:23:16] Eight, four.

[02:23:18] Right.

[02:23:19] Did I put three?

[02:23:20] Whoops.

[02:23:21] Four.

[02:23:22] Okay.

[02:23:23] We good.

[02:23:24] Package found.

[02:23:25] Let's go.

[02:23:26] Please enter an active line.

[02:23:30] Serviceable lines, busy lines.

[02:23:33] Okay.

[02:23:34] Damn.

[02:23:35] Does it have to be my line?

[02:23:37] Oh, bro.

[02:23:38] Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, buddy, hold on, check for a current version.

[02:23:50] Security patch version 5, 1603, 5466, I don't think that means anything, right?

[02:24:03] Damn, let's just do one, I guess. 5-4-1-6, it is.

[02:24:08] Bruh!

[02:24:11] Bruh!

[02:24:12] What the freak?

[02:24:15] 5-9-8-7?

[02:24:17] Bruh!

[02:24:19] Yo, what?

[02:24:23] 5-4-8-7?

[02:24:24] I mean, that's the last one I could do.

[02:24:29] And it's always the last one.

[02:24:32] Computer is up to date!

[02:24:35] Oh, you got to be kidding me.

[02:24:41] Oh, hell no. I already know what the game wants me to do, bro.

[02:24:44] The game wants me to...

[02:24:46] Oh, hell no!

[02:24:51] The game wants me to freaking go down there, power up the generator.

[02:24:55] Hell no, bro!

[02:24:58] Oh god damn what are you doing in my swamp

[02:25:10] God

[02:25:16] He's a good time I flash like where did I leave it?

[02:25:25] No

[02:25:28] Where did I leave my flashlight?

[02:25:33] Is it over here? Bro, I can't see any p- Oh, no, that's this compass

[02:25:44] I don't know why I'm squinting as if it's gonna make any difference

[02:25:49] It's not like it's not like it's further away

[02:25:53] But it does make you feel better.

[02:25:58] Is that a flashlight?

[02:25:59] I can't...

[02:26:00] Oh, that's my mace.

[02:26:01] Hey!

[02:26:02] I'll bring my mace.

[02:26:03] But if I can find my flashlight, that'd be nice.

[02:26:07] Maybe with the door open, I can see you better.

[02:26:13] Hey, what's that noise?

[02:26:20] Wait!

[02:26:23] Is it actually, is there like an Easter egg if I smace one of the freaking monsters?

[02:26:32] My hands were full.

[02:26:41] Damn, is it really not gonna give me my flashlight?

[02:26:47] Dude, that's wild.

[02:26:48] Ah, it's just right down below anyways.

[02:26:50] Let's just go do it.

[02:26:52] Let's just go do it, that's fine.

[02:26:53] Let's go sprint there. Oh my god, yeah.

[02:26:57] Let's just go running.

[02:26:59] I'm dancing in the rain.

[02:27:04] Generator ran out of gas.

[02:27:11] Let's go get gas.

[02:27:13] I'm not going in the witch shed. I don't care.

[02:27:16] Hey, that's a full moon.

[02:27:17] What is the point of the mace if I can't even use it, dude?

[02:27:32] What the heck is the point of the mace if I can't even use it?

[02:27:36] Oh, hell no.

[02:27:46] is gonna like creep up right behind me I swear. Is that what I'm supposed to do? This one's

[02:27:53] gonna be right behind me. I really had to pee before going back up. Nah, okay, someone's

[02:28:00] David only gonna be there man

[02:28:04] Oh

[02:28:06] Oh no.

[02:28:10] Oh hell no.

[02:28:16] Oh hell no.

[02:28:21] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:28:29] Is that it? Again?

[02:28:31] uh...

[02:28:34] i'm glad they make you

[02:28:36] like you're able to see out there

[02:28:38] you but why would they put me in here that are you know something about their

[02:28:42] bra

[02:28:43] you know this is a

[02:28:50] Oh, thank God, one week later, damn, okay.

[02:29:07] Time was flying by, Connor's generator was under maintenance, which meant I had to cover

[02:29:11] his area for the past few days, okay, where there were no fires going, the only thing

[02:29:15] I do is check in on Connor twice a day that might have been the only time I ever talked unless I was talking to myself

[02:29:22] Okay, okay. Hey, we get into them spooky hours

[02:29:25] 34 a.m.

[02:29:28] Another one hey, why does it look like I'm in like a fever dream?

[02:29:31] I know it's late, but you're gonna want to see this one, Jack.

[02:29:38] Jack? Jack? I need you to wake up. Do you copy?

[02:29:42] Oh no, you're kidding me. Do I gotta go check out a fire at 2am?

[02:29:48] Don't do this to me, please. Don't do this to me, please.

[02:29:54] Jack, do you copy?

[02:29:56] I don't have the energy to do this right now bro what happened working on that old piece

[02:30:06] of garbage generator okay seeing what oh hell no I didn't sign up for this man I know I'm

[02:30:16] like a tower watching everything but I didn't sign up for this here's the view of your second

[02:30:21] You see the campsite from your end?

[02:30:23] Yeah, I should have just pretended I was asleep.

[02:30:26] Let me go take a look.

[02:30:28] What did bro say, west side?

[02:30:33] I swear, man, there's somebody right outside my door.

[02:30:35] I'm going to be so mad.

[02:30:39] You know what?

[02:30:40] Yeah, what's going on?

[02:30:41] I don't have anything to deal with this crap tonight.

[02:30:43] I'm going to let you deal with this one.

[02:30:45] I know I'm running away this time.

[02:30:47] Take your photos and IDs.

[02:30:49] Why don't I just call HQ right now?

[02:30:56] Like right now dude.

[02:31:01] God damn.

[02:31:06] Hey I'm surprised the Discord...

[02:31:11] Discord uh, command didn't work for you.

[02:31:17] That's weird. Okay, let's see.

[02:31:34] Can I bring my mace?

[02:31:39] Okay, what did he say? Oh, so it's over there.

[02:31:42] Damn, hold on, let me get my binoculars. Let's get my binoculars out.

[02:31:50] Doink.

[02:31:52] I don't like that music.

[02:31:55] If they don't run away and get their photos and IDs, is that what he said? Is that what bro said?

[02:32:01] Ohhhh.

[02:32:04] Ayo, what the f-

[02:32:06] What the heck is going on over here, bro?

[02:32:08] The only thing that made sense at the time was to take evidence of it.

[02:32:19] Hey, what in the coal is going on here?

[02:32:27] Just capture that evidence, bro!

[02:32:32] I love how Connor's like, I don't have time to deal with this.

[02:32:38] Is there a way to like make any adjustments to this camera?

[02:32:52] Oh hell no.

[02:32:54] Oh hell no.

[02:32:58] Oh hell no bro, they saw the flash.

[02:33:01] Oh, mama.

[02:33:10] Oh, can I lock the door?

[02:33:12] Oh, my God.

[02:33:15] Oh, I gotta lock the door, bro.

[02:33:17] Oh, they're coming for me.

[02:33:19] They're coming for me.

[02:33:23] Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

[02:33:26] How does it, how does it, how does it, how do they not check into the bed, bro?

[02:33:28] How do they not check under the bed? Everybody checks under the bed.

[02:33:38] Everybody checks under the bed, bro.

[02:33:41] Everybody.

[02:33:44] I don't want to move. I don't want to make any noise.

[02:33:51] Oh, he's totally gonna check under the bed, bro.

[02:33:53] How do you not check under the bed? This is the most obvious spot.

[02:33:56] Is he really leaving?

[02:34:07] Wait, I think bro actually left

[02:34:16] He's walking around right now, so

[02:34:26] Dude, this is why you don't work at the watchtowers.

[02:34:31] This is why you don't work at the watchtowers, man.

[02:34:33] I think we're safe, right?

[02:34:35] Woo!

[02:34:36] I have to make a run.

[02:34:39] Oh, god.

[02:34:40] Yeah, we're bringing the mace, then.

[02:34:41] Ayo, let's bring the mace.

[02:34:43] I ain't going out there like this.

[02:34:47] My hands are full.

[02:34:48] Get rid of the...

[02:34:49] Damn.

[02:34:50] Did I just see somebody?

[02:34:53] Did I just see somebody?

[02:34:55] We got to use the mace, right?

[02:34:57] Hold on.

[02:34:59] Oh!

[02:35:01] Oh!

[02:35:03] Oh!

[02:35:05] Hey, bro.

[02:35:07] I was...

[02:35:11] The mace is useless.

[02:35:13] The mace does absolutely nothing.

[02:35:19] So annoying.

[02:35:21] Why do they put the mace in the game?

[02:35:23] Why they put the mace in the game, bro?

[02:35:26] It doesn't do anything!

[02:35:29] God damn

[02:35:33] God damn

[02:35:36] What was I supposed to do? Just run?

[02:35:38] Was I really just supposed to run for it? Oh, that's so annoying. Okay, so where do we run to? I guess um,

[02:35:45] I guess HQ

[02:35:47] God damn! Alright, let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

[02:35:51] I know what I need to do come on I'm fully aware of the situation buddy

[02:36:00] let's go let's go let's go let me have a look they're gonna take a photo

[02:36:11] Where's my Nacogazette?

[02:36:13] I don't have it.

[02:36:15] Update me tomorrow.

[02:36:17] Update you tomorrow.

[02:36:19] It is totally that maintenance guy, by the way.

[02:36:27] Damn.

[02:36:31] Was I doing too fast?

[02:36:41] Yeah, that's crazy, man.

[02:36:45] PHOTOTIME!

[02:36:50] There's no way to turn off the flash.

[02:36:53] It is what it is.

[02:36:55] Oh, shoot.

[02:36:56] Hehehe, we gotta go, bro!

[02:36:59] We gotta go!

[02:37:00] Oh, they're coming!

[02:37:05] Bro, they're coming!

[02:37:07] God, that's goddamn dope.

[02:37:08] but the goddamn no why's my mic spry now

[02:37:38] I'm totally gonna die the microphone is reaching like stupid levels

[02:38:08] Helicopter! Helicopter!

[02:38:17] Let me go, then!

[02:38:33] Hey, we gotta be quiet, Chad.

[02:38:36] We gotta be quiet.

[02:38:41] NANI?!

[02:38:42] I'm shocked bro didn't say anything.

[02:38:48] Okay, so the mace does nothing.

[02:38:51] I guess we can just keep the binoculars on us.

[02:38:55] Maybe a flashlight?

[02:38:56] Hey, there's the flashlight, god damn.

[02:38:58] I don't want the binoculars though.

[02:39:02] Oh, that's crouched.

[02:39:06] Wait, bro's on the other side I remember.

[02:39:11] Right?

[02:39:14] Shift to sprint. Go go go go go!

[02:39:18] Bro is right behind us.

[02:39:20] Oh damn bro is right behind us. We gotta go.

[02:39:30] Oh my god, wait, how did he reach me? Bro, I'm sprinting. What the-

[02:39:36] I'm sprinting, bro.

[02:39:38] Holy moly. Come on.

[02:39:44] Yeah, frickin' holy moly.

[02:39:49] Wait, what was I supposed to do? I sprinted.

[02:39:56] Let's try again. Let's try my crab walk, my crab walk sprint this time.

[02:40:02] I feel like I run faster when I do that.

[02:40:04] Or, I was supposed to go in another direction, maybe?

[02:40:07] Ohhhh, in the bathroom!

[02:40:10] Oh my god, okay.

[02:40:11] Na na na na na na.

[02:40:13] It's not about, it's the bathroom.

[02:40:15] We had to take, frickin, take cover in the bathroom.

[02:40:19] Okay.

[02:40:20] We got this, let's go.

[02:40:22] Sit in the goddamn chair.

[02:40:24] I'm right here Connor.

[02:40:26] Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

[02:40:30] I got this.

[02:40:32] I got this.

[02:40:33] I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.

[02:40:38] I'm gonna go look.

[02:40:41] And I'm gonna find out what happened.

[02:40:44] Mm-hmm.

[02:40:46] Damn, she crazy.

[02:40:48] She crazy.

[02:40:52] They doing that freaky stuff out there.

[02:40:56] Kind of stuff you only see in Midsomer.

[02:41:03] Let's take that photo.

[02:41:08] Say cheese, people!

[02:41:10] Say cheese.

[02:41:12] Damn.

[02:41:13] That's a good dude.

[02:41:16] I love how they only sent like one henchman over here.

[02:41:22] I was expecting the whole squad to be here, dude.

[02:41:25] The whole squad.

[02:41:26] I cannot make this sound.

[02:41:34] Nothing. Alright.

[02:41:36] The sky watch is to restore.

[02:41:38] But it's a bit.

[02:41:39] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:41:44] Helicopter! Helicopter!

[02:42:44] I think we're good.

[02:42:50] Holy smoke.

[02:42:54] Okay.

[02:42:59] So we're going to run.

[02:43:01] And then we're going to go to the bathroom.

[02:43:03] Got it.

[02:43:05] Should we take the maze with us?

[02:43:06] It doesn't even matter, right?

[02:43:07] Let's just go.

[02:43:08] Let's just go.

[02:43:09] I know you see me.

[02:43:11] I know, I know, I know.

[02:43:12] We outta here.

[02:43:13] We out of here bro.

[02:43:17] We go fast that go when a crab walk.

[02:43:19] It's crazy.

[02:43:20] I can't get in the bathroom?

[02:43:22] Hey, that's not right.

[02:43:24] That's not right bro.

[02:43:26] I couldn't get in-

[02:43:28] Now I'm just getting tedious.

[02:43:30] I couldn't open the door dude.

[02:43:34] Oh my frickin' Lantus.

[02:43:37] I couldn't open the goddamn door.

[02:43:43] Oh, God.

[02:43:47] That's so devious, man.

[02:43:50] It's getting sad.

[02:43:53] One week later.

[02:44:05] I know. There's gonna be smoke.

[02:44:08] Find out if there's some freakiness going on in the woods.

[02:44:11] And we're gonna take care of here. Oh, yeah, forgot to press space bar.

[02:44:22] Uh, blink?

[02:44:28] God.

[02:44:31] Okay!

[02:44:36] Ding!

[02:44:37] Ding!

[02:44:39] Ding!

[02:44:40] I got you on camera!

[02:44:58] Now we run.

[02:45:04] Now let's get down to the doodle.

[02:45:09] This part takes a little long, as we wait.

[02:45:16] Oh, God.

[02:45:19] Oh, that door.

[02:45:25] Why does it show my microphone going up?

[02:45:32] I'm sorry.

[02:45:49] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:45:59] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:46:02] This time okay, we know bros like right

[02:46:32] there? So what do we do about that? I think I'm supposed to go to the bathroom.

[02:46:41] I'm gonna toss this. Let's go. Let's do it. Hey, we got down. There's even more now.

[02:46:49] Let's go.

[02:47:02] Hey, where they come from?

[02:47:10] I'm gonna take a moment.

[02:47:12] I have nothing.

[02:47:19] What are you doing?

[02:47:21] What are you doing?

[02:47:32] I still hear the footsteps bro I still hear footsteps am I supposed to get on there okay

[02:47:57] now we're good now we're good right

[02:48:03] I mean I don't like that music bro

[02:48:19] that's that psycho killer music bro whoo he made it oh shoot we keep running hey

[02:48:28] for all I know the cop is in on it bro it was locked you're kidding me oh oh my

[02:48:36] god bro where do I go do I just get in the car all brothers can't be happening

[02:48:41] He's gonna catch me.

[02:48:42] I was gonna catch you for sure.

[02:48:48] AHHHHHHH!

[02:48:49] What am I supposed to do?

[02:48:52] I think I teleported!

[02:48:54] I teleported the freaking van, man!

[02:48:56] You can't do that!

[02:48:58] Hey, uh, you can't do that, you're not some holy spirit!

[02:49:02] Bruh, I can't with this dude.

[02:49:04] God.

[02:49:06] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:49:08] Oh, please, I really have to do that.

[02:49:10] I really have to do that all over again.

[02:49:13] Where am I supposed to go?

[02:49:14] I guess right into the van and just start the van up, huh?

[02:49:18] Ah, okay.

[02:49:19] Gotta do this step by step by step.

[02:49:22] Step by step by step, bro.

[02:49:26] I don't know why I thought the door

[02:49:27] was on the other side of the caravan.

[02:49:31] God damn.

[02:49:32] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[02:49:34] Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[02:49:36] Helicopter, Helicopter.

[02:49:53] Come on! Come on!

[02:50:01] Dude, this is a wild scenario though.

[02:50:03] I

[02:50:05] Can't imagine being on the tower watch seeing this unfold trying to get out of it. That's just crazy dude

[02:50:14] That's just crazy

[02:50:16] Also, why are they choosing a spot where they know there's gonna be like literally 50 watch towers

[02:50:23] Looking for fires

[02:50:25] That doesn't really make any sense. Oh

[02:50:28] Whoops

[02:50:30] Den Den Den Den Den Den

[02:50:35] Helicopter Helicopter

[02:50:39] I gotta pee bro

[02:50:41] While this dude is trying to break into my house

[02:50:43] I'm gonna go pee, I'll be right back

[02:51:30] Please, please chat, don't make any sound noise, let's do this, let's go, let's go,

[02:52:00] Let's go. Hey, I pee fast. I pee fast, bro.

[02:52:07] If I don't see him, he doesn't exist. If I don't see him, he doesn't exist.

[02:52:15] Damn.

[02:52:17] Whoo! What you gonna do about it?

[02:52:21] What you gonna do about it?

[02:52:30] Okay. It has to be us driving away. It has to be us. Why is HQ locked? That's probably

[02:52:42] the dude right there, man. That's probably the freaking sheriff, bro, I swear. Because

[02:52:48] why would he be locked up for the night? That's mad sus. Mad sus-y, bro.

[02:52:57] Go.

[02:53:24] It's weird how you can run faster by doing like the crab walk to the side.

[02:53:30] Hehehehe

[02:53:33] Go, go, go!

[02:53:35] Okay.

[02:53:36] We gotta reach that freaking door, bro.

[02:53:38] Oh my god.

[02:53:40] I don't like that at all.

[02:53:41] OH MY GOD WHAT AM I RIDING TOWARDS IT?!

[02:53:43] Oh, I'm so dead.

[02:53:44] I'm so dead.

[02:53:48] I can hear bro like right beside me.

[02:53:53] WHAT?!

[02:53:54] No, bro, why do I need to close the door to drive the freaking car?

[02:54:02] It's gonna close on its own through the inertia when I start driving.

[02:54:06] Come on, dude.

[02:54:08] Come on, dude.

[02:54:09] Oh, my...

[02:54:10] This can't be happening.

[02:54:11] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:54:12] This can't be happening.

[02:54:15] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:54:20] God, this is freaking helicopter, helicopter.

[02:54:25] Ugh!

[02:54:36] God damn.

[02:54:42] Speedrun!

[02:54:44] LizGoo.

[02:54:46] LizGoo.

[02:54:48] I love how they spawned me and looking at him.

[02:54:50] I didn't know that was going to happen.

[02:54:56] Hey, I'm showing you what not to do.

[02:55:04] You got to be joking.

[02:55:06] Yeah

[02:55:09] Whoo hey, that's fast

[02:55:15] Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. Oh

[02:55:27] We're gonna take our evidence alright, let's do it take that photo oh, yeah

[02:55:36] And we run?

[02:55:41] Yeah, I still can't believe this is what actually happened to this guy was there proof. I don't know

[02:56:06] I'm not gonna miss!

[02:56:36] I'm going to charge my earplugs.

[02:56:45] That was quite the description, clap.

[02:56:59] I'm hiding because we have a man over here that is ready to kill us if we make any noise.

[02:57:05] And now the coast is clear.

[02:57:12] And the second part of this is we run!

[02:57:16] Ohhhh!

[02:57:19] Goddamn!

[02:57:21] Oh god, I messed up.

[02:57:25] Go go go go go go go go go go go go!

[02:57:28] Open the- open the- oh my god!

[02:57:31] Please, come in, that was enough time.

[02:57:33] Oh my god, please tell me there's enough time, bro.

[02:57:40] Helicopter, helicopter!

[02:57:53] I don't know what it is about that getup that they're wearing.

[02:57:56] Oh my god!

[02:57:58] Good Lord, call an ambulance. It's over. It's done. Call the morgue. Tell him to get a coffin ready.

[02:58:06] Brand new coffin. Get ready.

[02:58:17] I move you to start running, right?

[02:58:20] Anyway, just in case.

[02:58:22] We run faster when we crab walk.

[02:58:27] It's a little hack.

[02:58:30] I don't know why a bro runs faster when he doesn't, dude.

[02:58:38] Woo!

[02:58:43] Let's go!

[02:58:46] The chase is on, brother!

[02:58:48] Let's go.

[02:58:49] Now I know what to do.

[02:58:51] no fail

[02:58:53] oh my god

[02:58:55] close

[02:58:57] start the car

[02:58:58] start the car

[02:59:00] adrenaline kicked in i hit the gas and drove to the nearest ranger cabin

[02:59:04] out of breath i radioed in the alert for hq

[02:59:06] look jack we all get a little stir crazy out there mitch answered

[02:59:10] stir crazy

[02:59:13] i think it's a little more than stir crazy bro

[02:59:17] next morning authorities allegedly ran a small investigation in the area but of

[02:59:20] Of course they met with no signs of misconduct.

[02:59:23] No one ever believed my story dismissing it as a product of isolation.

[02:59:26] Just stick to looking out for fires.

[02:59:29] However that was the last time I ever set my foot in those woods.

[02:59:34] Oh dang but hey, bro's actually delusional though you know what I mean?

[02:59:39] What bro actually needs to be in a hospital.

[02:59:41] The unease still sits heavy in my stomach.

[02:59:44] Even though many years have passed the experience still feels vivid in my memory.

[02:59:48] family thought I was making this whole thing up which is really out of my

[02:59:51] character but I know what I saw real or not after dark these woods can become a

[02:59:57] haven for illegal activities so if any of you plan on going camping soon please

[03:00:02] be safe

[03:00:06] god damn

[03:00:11] that was a wild story dude that was a wild story

[03:00:14] Survivor survived through the fourth episode. Let's go

[03:00:20] We did it that's what I'm talking about. That's a W right there

[03:00:24] Bro, we actually did it

[03:00:26] Oh my god dude.

[03:00:28] Helicopter! Helicopter!

[03:00:34] Hey, I like this little tune. Let's go.

[03:00:39] Whoa, but yeah. I dunno.

[03:00:41] I've seen one of those get-ups, dude.

[03:00:44] Out in the middle of the woods, and you see people, like,

[03:00:47] pitchforking some type of body.

[03:00:50] On a fire.

[03:00:52] I told you jacksepticeye

[03:01:00] So this is the real story of somebody apparently of somebody apparently

[03:01:12] That's pretty good

[03:01:14] Dude, that's pretty good. What we gonna do now how much time do we got left?

[03:01:18] We got like half an hour. I could start the next episode, I guess.

[03:01:24] The free one. Hey, what the freak? What the freak? I already have it, bro. What do you mean?

[03:01:34] I thought I downloaded it all. Let's take a look. Yeah.

[03:01:39] Helicopter, helicopter. What does that say?

[03:01:46] okay does this one need a close what's going on home alone

[03:01:55] kind of weird

[03:01:59] that's kind of weird bro yeah I love the graphics quality was like fantastic

[03:02:05] okay glad to know my graphics

[03:02:11] All right, home alone.

[03:02:16] I don't want to put this up on Reddit just for it to be called a piece of fiction.

[03:02:21] Woo!

[03:02:22] This is a true story from the mouth of the person who lived through it.

[03:02:29] My God, let's get into it.

[03:02:33] Let's get into it.

[03:02:35] I guess I'll just start.

[03:02:37] Let's go.

[03:02:38] Give it to me.

[03:02:39] What happened?

[03:02:40] What went down in the household? It was the middle of the summer

[03:02:47] a well like speedrun

[03:02:49] Parents had left for the weekend due to a work trip

[03:02:52] Which meant I was already by myself for the weekend

[03:02:56] Also, I feel like I do have to mention that my sleep schedule was really messed up around this time

[03:03:00] Like every gamer in the summer

[03:03:02] I would sleep and get up just about any time of the day literally though. I did plan on fixing that

[03:03:08] But you never did

[03:03:10] You never do, especially when you're drinking Mountain Dew. It's impossible.

[03:03:15] Impossible.

[03:03:19] HEMICOPTER HEMICOPTER

[03:03:22] What?

[03:03:26] Did I smoke one?

[03:03:29] I woke up at around 8 after a nap that evening.

[03:03:32] God, 8pm.

[03:03:34] Dude, I hate that. Anybody else hate that when you wake up and it's like dark out?

[03:03:37] You taking a nap and it's literally dark out? I can't, I can't stand that.

[03:03:41] I'd rather just not sleep. I used to do that all the time as a kid.

[03:03:45] Bothered me so much every time I woke up though. It was so like weird, dystopian-like.

[03:03:53] Okay.

[03:03:55] Nice little neighborhood we got going on over here. We got the sun setting at 8 p.m.

[03:04:00] Hold up at 8 p.m. Bro, what the freak the sun should be like way down.

[03:04:07] Uh-oh mom's texting us

[03:04:12] We got mom texting us what she got what she's saying

[03:04:17] No need to order anything already made you lasagna. Let's go check the fridge

[03:04:24] Hey, what if we order pizza with that lasagna, that's a good combo just saying hey who's this guy?

[03:04:31] Mason Oliver

[03:04:33] This is my it's my friend. I guess I am energy then

[03:04:38] Hughes choose a Hughes choose. No, that's how's chem

[03:04:42] That's a huge choose

[03:04:44] Okay, college. I was doing I can't promise you didn't may have plans that man. Ah, damn, bro

[03:04:49] You're really gonna skip a call of duty night

[03:04:52] with Nat

[03:04:54] Don't ask me why but I went straight to my parents room

[03:05:00] Hey, that's what I actually did right

[03:05:03] Who is it?

[03:05:06] Who is it?

[03:05:08] Who is it?

[03:05:10] Who is it?

[03:05:13] What are you doing, buddy?

[03:05:16] Public cops!

[03:05:19] Nah, I'm just kidding.

[03:05:21] That was a little strange though.

[03:05:23] Do the parents have a gun?

[03:05:25] Let's get the gun out.

[03:05:28] No?

[03:05:30] Damn, okay.

[03:05:32] Get out of here, then. Close the goddamn door.

[03:05:44] What's that noise? Oh, is this thing? Oh, dude, that freaked me out.

[03:05:56] It's kind of convenient. I do say so myself.

[03:06:03] Where'd that strange guy go?

[03:06:07] Guess it doesn't matter

[03:06:09] What are we bopping in the fridge here? What do we got?

[03:06:14] Hey, I'm trying to grab a snack, bro

[03:06:17] What is this drink drink it up?

[03:06:23] Hydration is key to our survival

[03:06:32] What's the we got here a couple of spoons I

[03:06:38] Needed to warm up the food. Where's where's the ones on yet? Is it in the fridge? Oh, I see it. Let's go

[03:06:50] And now we wait

[03:06:55] And I'm keeping my eyes peeled don't trust anybody in this neighborhood

[03:07:02] We got our lasagna baby.

[03:07:14] Food is already warm.

[03:07:17] Nice.

[03:07:18] So what do we do?

[03:07:19] We just eat it on the plate or what?

[03:07:22] I like watching TV while I eat.

[03:07:24] Oh, okay.

[03:07:25] Let's go do that.

[03:07:27] The TV room

[03:07:33] And nobody got to be back there man

[03:07:41] All the days to just relax eat some lasagna

[03:07:47] Oh, I gotta get up now.

[03:07:56] Where's the remote?

[03:08:01] Oh, perfect.

[03:08:07] Perfect.

[03:08:12] Delicious.

[03:08:13] Hey, there's somebody going up the stairs, dude!

[03:08:26] I'm gonna keep eating my pizza.

[03:08:27] What was on it, I mean?

[03:08:30] Bro, somebody literally just went up the stairs.

[03:08:34] What do we do in this situation?

[03:08:40] What's wrong with the goddamn TV?

[03:08:49] Somebody there, bro?

[03:08:51] Damn.

[03:08:52] Oh, shoot.

[03:08:53] Mason's texting us.

[03:08:54] Hold up.

[03:08:55] We're going to have to call it off, man.

[03:08:57] Something just came up, but you got to come to Jessica's tomorrow.

[03:09:00] Okay, cool.

[03:09:02] Sounds good, bro.

[03:09:05] just one of my stairs, but okay.

[03:09:10] Was that?

[03:09:16] Wait, how did he even get in there?

[03:09:19] How am I supposed to know that he's in here?

[03:09:24] There's no way I just run into him up there, right?

[03:09:26] Don't tell me the game wants me to do that.

[03:09:28] It's going to be so stupid.

[03:09:30] Oh.

[03:09:30] Got making all this noise knowing that there's somebody in the house.

[03:09:38] It's wild.

[03:09:40] That's all I'm saying.

[03:09:46] This door's open bro.

[03:09:48] I didn't open this door.

[03:09:50] Hey, somebody just came in through the back.

[03:09:55] Can we drive off?

[03:09:59] This is where we got a crouch, man.

[03:10:08] Close the goddamn door.

[03:10:15] I mean, I'm guessing the game wants us to go upstairs, right?

[03:10:20] Can we grab like a knife or something?

[03:10:28] No? Nothing? Jesus. Put me in this awkward God damn situation.

[03:10:52] What do we do? Oh God. I'm sorry Myles, gotta see you tomorrow.

[03:10:57] okay bro does do they want me to go into the parents picture

[03:11:10] should I just hide it in here so this character is not supposed to know

[03:11:16] Somebody's in the house, right?

[03:11:26] Because I saw it.

[03:11:27] It was like at the corner of my eye, peripherals, man.

[03:11:31] Can I just text somebody for help?

[03:11:36] Don't forget Kim, though.

[03:11:40] Chill out, dude.

[03:11:41] All good.

[03:11:42] I'll probably just go back to that after Kim.

[03:11:45] She so we got to go do our homework

[03:11:50] I'm creeping I'm creeping all the way to my bedroom. I don't trust them man. I don't trust them

[03:12:01] There's literally a dude in the house

[03:12:06] I have no idea where he went should I be closing my door?

[03:12:09] Oh, there's somebody in here, God damn it.

[03:12:18] I locked my door.

[03:12:22] Let's do our homework.

[03:12:23] It is what it is, right?

[03:12:25] We cannot dwell for a space to get out, but we have to do our chemistry, don't we?

[03:12:35] So four hours went by.

[03:12:38] I got done with my homework for the day in about a few hours.

[03:12:41] Four hours, dude.

[03:12:43] That's crazy.

[03:12:44] Four hours on homework.

[03:12:48] Props to you, dude.

[03:12:51] Damn, spending that minute with no tablet, no phone.

[03:12:56] That's crazy.

[03:12:57] So we're going to go to bed or what?

[03:13:00] How do I see this text?

[03:13:02] Don't snap too late, you kids.

[03:13:03] Uh, I shouldn't get to hear from Miss Paul this time.

[03:13:08] Kids. Who else is supposed to be here? Oh, she thinks Mason is coming over.

[03:13:14] Oh. Yeah, let's go to bed. I think it's time. I think it's time we hit the sack.

[03:13:24] What are you doing? What are you doing?

[03:13:29] I got up to get some water at 1.16 AM.

[03:13:39] And it's dark, bro.

[03:13:44] And there's a light on in that house.

[03:13:51] Oh, this is creepy.

[03:13:59] I don't like this at all, bro, I don't like this at all, bro.

[03:14:03] I think I'm just supposed to follow the storyline here.

[03:14:11] Playing that goddamn music.

[03:14:21] OK, and then what?

[03:14:29] Okay, we go back to bed

[03:14:45] I'm just gonna go back to bed bro. I

[03:14:51] Want anybody hearing me? I'm supposed to go back to my parents bedroom

[03:14:59] Woo!

[03:15:04] Back to bed.

[03:15:09] Oh, attachment 1 image.

[03:15:14] You there?

[03:15:19] Huh?

[03:15:23] Miles, who's at the door?

[03:15:28] Miles, who's at the door?

[03:15:32] Who the heck is this?

[03:15:33] How does she know?

[03:15:35] No?

[03:15:36] How do you send the text?

[03:15:40] Click the hide?

[03:15:51] Should I go hide afterwards?

[03:15:58] It's going to want me to go check, right?

[03:16:06] Okay.

[03:16:07] Of course she sends me a text like right when I...

[03:16:13] Is it really going to open the store?

[03:17:12] I'm hiding don't answer the door no matter what he does why would I

[03:17:42] Why would you break a window and then ding dong?

[03:17:49] It's Paul at the door?

[03:18:06] You're really going to make me go down there.

[03:18:07] gonna be all right do you hear her

[03:18:15] don't answer the door no matter what he

[03:18:17] does who is he do you hear her it's

[03:18:19] Paul at the door mom's so sorry I mean

[03:18:21] everything's gonna be all right what I

[03:18:23] don't believe them no they said no don't

[03:18:27] answer the door no matter what we got

[03:18:29] to wait for the cops. Right? It's the right thing to do. It's a sussy message. Mom's so

[03:18:47] sorry, honey. Why would they say mom's so sorry, honey? Okay. Well, let's go. I mean,

[03:18:56] This is the go we got to go right

[03:19:05] Even though I would never go personally

[03:19:08] First probably gonna be like right here behind me or some shies

[03:19:14] Can't see through there

[03:19:26] I told you bro, I told you bro, hell nah.

[03:19:35] Oh my god.

[03:19:37] Bro what the heck, you still ding dong-ing?

[03:19:42] Kill Paula.

[03:19:44] You need a killer man.

[03:19:47] She's still ding dong-ing down there dude, that's crazy.

[03:19:50] What are you doing?

[03:19:52] Okay, the cops are coming, so we wait, we wait it out.

[03:20:03] 200 IQ play, we gotta wait it out.

[03:20:11] Sticking at your gap where there is work, you're so scabity, you're so phantom tax.

[03:20:19] Who the heck lost at this game?

[03:20:21] I'm just curious man, who on earth would have lost at this game because

[03:20:25] I feel like

[03:20:28] unless you have zero survival instincts

[03:20:32] it's kinda like yeah I don't care who's

[03:20:35] fricking ding dong downstairs. I'm a little over 21 now

[03:20:39] so three years later, two years later right?

[03:20:45] two years later, two years later, two years. Damn easy math

[03:20:49] I still remember this very clearly because of how creeped out I felt.

[03:20:53] I was a bit hesitant to write this out for the internet at first, but not only for the

[03:20:58] internet.

[03:20:59] Now a feature game on Steam, bro.

[03:21:03] But getting it out of my help, even just a little bit.

[03:21:06] You know what's funny?

[03:21:07] Imagine writing your story to, like, the devs.

[03:21:09] You have no idea if they're going to turn it into, like, an episode or not.

[03:21:12] And you're just writing into the ether, essentially, as somebody prides and sees your full story

[03:21:18] if it's worthy of an episode.

[03:21:23] I was one of those people that loves gaming conventions.

[03:21:27] Interesting.

[03:21:28] I'd go to every convention I get the chance to, and sometimes

[03:21:32] even meet some of my online friends.

[03:21:34] That's always fun.

[03:21:35] Though my parents weren't always thrilled at the idea of me

[03:21:38] going on interstate drives, but a plane ticket would have

[03:21:43] been too expensive.

[03:21:46] Okay, this convention, this convention, that was, that was, that was great.

[03:21:54] And it was now the day to drive back home.

[03:21:57] But when I set off, I soon realized the traffic was horrible.

[03:22:01] I decided that I'd take the long way to avoid the traffic, okay?

[03:22:05] It was a little over 12 hour drive.

[03:22:07] Damn, 12 hours, bro, that's crazy.

[03:22:13] a long time in a car are we doing it are we living it out hey it'll make me crash

[03:22:19] hey we got a you know this how I'm gonna get my driver's license let's go let's go

[03:22:31] Hey, we can't text and drive?

[03:22:43] It's irresponsible.

[03:22:44] You think I'm looking to crash over here?

[03:22:47] Hey, we're going kind of fast now.

[03:22:49] Should I slow it down a bit?

[03:22:55] Who's Aiden?

[03:22:58] Woo!

[03:22:59] Is that one of our besties?

[03:23:03] Dad is texting us.

[03:23:04] Watch out.

[03:23:05] Oh no, was that?

[03:23:07] You know, halfway through the drive, I realized I was low on gas.

[03:23:21] Oh no!

[03:23:23] Every driver's worst nightmare.

[03:23:25] Oh, shoot.

[03:23:27] Oh, no. We gotta go to a gas station, right? Did I pass one? I don't know if I passed one yet.

[03:23:38] Oh, no, Dad's texting us again. Maybe we have some gas in the trunk or something like that?

[03:23:43] A little bit of that gas in the trunk? Dad. Stop texting! You know I'm driving! I can't,

[03:23:51] I can't do this. Maybe I can't.

[03:23:56] We'll see. Give me a second.

[03:23:59] Is that a gas station?

[03:24:02] It is! A saved. Saved. Oh, shoot. How do you park?

[03:24:09] Nice. Thank God. Now we can read our text messages.

[03:24:13] See what all the tea is about. Dad.

[03:24:18] Still about six hours away from the city got stuck in a jam

[03:24:23] Told you to take that flight. Oh

[03:24:26] Holly it's gonna be late when you reach back. Hope you're feeling alright

[03:24:33] That's all I picked her dad talking

[03:24:35] Who's this? Oh, yeah, Aden texted us. What do you mean stuck in the biggest traffic jam in the country? That sucks

[03:24:41] It's not good here either. I think it's the people from the convention

[03:24:45] That's it. I'm rerouting here. Oh

[03:24:47] Oh, shit. That's when she took the wrong turn.

[03:24:51] She took the wrong turn.

[03:24:54] You got to do what you got to do. Hey, that's what I say.

[03:24:59] That's how I say it.

[03:25:01] All right, let's get this gas.

[03:25:02] That parked close enough.

[03:25:03] You're kidding me. Oh, don't tell me it's on the other side.

[03:25:06] What kind of car is this?

[03:25:10] Where's the?

[03:25:12] Where's the gas in this thing?

[03:25:15] How do we do this?

[03:25:16] Did you grab a thing? A nozzle?

[03:25:19] No?

[03:25:22] Do we go inside?

[03:25:24] Ayo, the fact that there's just like a chair here

[03:25:27] is unsettling.

[03:25:28] Dude, they're closed!

[03:25:29] How am I supposed to...

[03:25:31] Hello?

[03:25:33] Okay, we can go in. Thank God.

[03:25:35] Worried for a second there, man.

[03:25:39] Hey, pull up your shorts, buddy!

[03:25:42] Pull up your shorts!

[03:25:46] milk? That milk just out on the freaking shelf? Holly. Mom? Hello? We haven't seen you in like

[03:25:58] Ten years!

[03:26:08] Bro, is she gonna leave me on red?

[03:26:10] So disrespectful.

[03:26:15] Damn.

[03:26:17] What do we want to buy?

[03:26:18] Select an item.

[03:26:21] I don't see any of the numbers.

[03:26:22] Can we get some nachos?

[03:26:24] Ooh!

[03:26:26] How much money do we have?

[03:26:27] Consuming these items increases your sprint speed.

[03:26:30] Ayo!

[03:26:31] Hold up.

[03:26:34] By how much?

[03:26:37] We have chocolate, we got soda, we got a meat snack.

[03:26:41] We got nuts.

[03:26:44] Refreshing soda.

[03:26:46] Bubble's drink.

[03:26:48] Carrot drink.

[03:26:49] For two dollars?

[03:26:51] Hey, carrots are expensive.

[03:26:53] Orange drink?

[03:26:55] Ooh, that sounds tempting.

[03:26:56] I do like me a good orange drink milk chocolate

[03:27:03] I don't know what should we do

[03:27:08] Which one sounds good to you guys

[03:27:11] My strategic brain is thinking along the lines of like

[03:27:15] Just buy whatever is cheapest so that we can have more of it. You know what I mean?

[03:27:21] But maybe we need some nuts

[03:27:26] Oh?

[03:27:28] Oh?

[03:27:29] Chocolate bar for 20 cents? That's crazy.

[03:27:33] Bail.

[03:27:34] Buy it.

[03:27:35] You can't go wrong with 20 cents.

[03:27:38] You literally can't go wrong for 20 cents.

[03:27:42] Well, let me make sure my mic isn't like,

[03:27:44] casting shadow.

[03:27:47] There we go.

[03:27:48] Slight shadow?

[03:27:50] Slight.

[03:27:51] Not as bad.

[03:27:52] Should I put it over here?

[03:27:54] Not as bad. Okay.

[03:27:56] Cons- uh, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, do we consume now?

[03:28:00] I mean, I guess we might as well, right?

[03:28:02] Is it permanent?

[03:28:05] Are you spying on me?

[03:28:08] Are you spying on me, buddy?

[03:28:14] Sweet!

[03:28:15] Get an ice cream now!

[03:28:16] Hey, what's going on with the girls?

[03:28:18] What's Brodoin? What is this?

[03:28:21] There's some weird, like...

[03:28:23] about form comes sutra or something.

[03:28:26] excuse you excuse you buddy damn my good sir yeah man this looks like an epic

[03:28:40] fortnight gamer how can I get $10 and pump oh yeah $10 please

[03:28:48] You heading out to the bridge by yourself?

[03:28:55] Who's beeping?

[03:28:57] Uh, yeah.

[03:28:59] Wait, why is he asking about myself?

[03:29:01] The bridge?

[03:29:02] The Norwood Valley road, I mean.

[03:29:04] Not a lot of people head down there this time of year.

[03:29:08] Be careful.

[03:29:10] Oh, what do you mean?

[03:29:12] For about a century now, many people have been going missing down there.

[03:29:16] Hey, that's... that's information. That's relevant information.

[03:29:20] He looks like he plays Rocket League. Is that what a classic Rocket League player looks like?

[03:29:26] And people who are looking for them never return.

[03:29:30] Locals say Norwood...

[03:29:32] Oh, ffff.

[03:29:34] Who the heck is honking?

[03:29:39] Well, thanks for gas. Can I use the toilet?

[03:29:41] I know apologies. Get out of my way, boy. One more thing. If you see a woman in a white

[03:29:56] or blue gown trying to get a ride, do not stop. Just step on the gas as hard as you

[03:30:03] can. Why? Some people say that she died in a car accident there on prom night. So say,

[03:30:10] say that she seeks vengeance. Bro, I can't with the honking. Holy Christ, I can't. Bro,

[03:30:19] whatever you do, never ever under any circumstances pick up a hitchhiker. Those people out there

[03:30:23] on the road putting their thumbs out. They they want you think they want you think ma'am.

[03:30:33] Who's hunking bro?

[03:30:35] God, that's so distracting.

[03:30:37] Who the heck is that?

[03:30:47] Hey, you annoying as f-

[03:30:49] I'm gonna say it.

[03:30:51] I'm gonna say it, annoying as a-

[03:30:53] AF.

[03:30:55] Okay, what does mommy want?

[03:30:57] I don't know if you'll find any shop at this hour,

[03:30:59] but you're out of dog food.

[03:31:01] You get some from Milo payback. Sure. Let me just go back

[03:31:05] Can I get did I get the gas or not?

[03:31:08] How do I put gas in the car?

[03:31:11] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're not we're not

[03:31:16] We got to get that dog food, man

[03:31:21] Should I eat more because I feel like I'm not sprinting fast enough

[03:31:25] wasn't feeling it oh I didn't want it oh my god let's get back in the store

[03:31:35] who's this how much money do we have meat snack I feel like the meat is gonna

[03:31:46] provide us the sustenance that we need let's do it I don't know how much money

[03:31:50] we have oh I hope I have enough for the dog food God I'm gonna feel so stupid

[03:31:54] If I didn't.

[03:31:57] Consume it.

[03:31:58] I don't know if we could store it for later, but.

[03:32:01] Oh yeah, that's good, that's good.

[03:32:03] Sprint speed right there, hold on.

[03:32:06] Give me some potato chips, man.

[03:32:14] Heck yeah.

[03:32:18] Hey, we hungry in this piece.

[03:32:20] All right, where's the dog food?

[03:32:21] Woah yeah we're sprinting now!

[03:32:24] Hey, can you catch me?

[03:32:25] OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF

[03:32:27] Got em!

[03:32:28] Tick-ta!

[03:32:30] I didn't mean it good sir.

[03:32:33] I didn't mean it.

[03:32:37] I don't think I have any...

[03:32:37] Oh is this dog food?

[03:32:39] We got it!

[03:32:44] I like to buy that my good sir.

[03:32:46] I'm just gonna take it okay?

[03:32:47] Is that fine?

[03:32:49] I'm just gonna take it with me.

[03:32:50] You need to pay for that man

[03:32:55] I'm trying to but you're not scanning it. How do I pay for it take it by all means how do you want?

[03:33:03] I'll take that too

[03:33:06] You need me to do your job for you buddy. Hey step aside. I got this

[03:33:11] Buddy step aside you why you

[03:33:14] You just plain salt there man

[03:33:16] What is this?

[03:33:18] Even do your job

[03:33:20] Bro, is this the wrong food is that why?

[03:33:26] Is Milo not like that food yeah, I tried I

[03:33:32] Tried to buy it for some reason I can't buy it

[03:33:39] There's a bunch of our chips then

[03:33:42] We need a lime drink to wash down the meat the meat snack and the potato chips

[03:33:48] Okay, consumer.

[03:33:59] This guy's sussy.

[03:34:00] That guy acted in real suspect.

[03:34:03] Okay, is there anything else?

[03:34:08] We don't need any toilet paper, paper towels?

[03:34:10] How do I buy things, bro?

[03:34:12] Where do I go to buy things?

[03:34:14] Do we got to like a self-checkout?

[03:34:16] Can you put me in the direction of a self-checkout please?

[03:34:23] Can you just ring me up, damn!

[03:34:25] Now I'm just gonna start stacking the food here until, bro, I'm sorry, charging me for

[03:34:31] something.

[03:34:32] Come on.

[03:34:35] Take it all.

[03:34:36] Let's go.

[03:34:39] I'll take your whole stock.

[03:34:41] She's gonna stare at me like that, huh?

[03:34:48] Oh, we got, we got a classic, we got a classic Fortnite player over there.

[03:34:56] Hold on, maybe I can, hey, they're taking it with me, I grew, ohhhh!

[03:35:04] Ayo, this is when we run, this is when we get the heck out of here, man.

[03:35:13] Ayo, we got the food!

[03:35:15] What was that?

[03:35:19] Hey, pop the trump!

[03:35:21] Hey, we got- bro, we got the- pshh!

[03:35:24] Pshh!

[03:35:25] Hold on.

[03:35:26] Pshh!

[03:35:27] What the- Yeah, I want to make sure it's in there.

[03:35:29] Hey, we got the dog food!

[03:35:32] Let's go, dude!

[03:35:33] damn okay did I actually put gas in the car or not did they did they like auto

[03:35:40] do it hey nobody's in here right nobody was in here the whole time I was in

[03:35:44] store and stuff Jesus

[03:35:50] I can't see.

[03:35:56] I don't think I got gas, dude.

[03:35:59] Let me go in the middle.

[03:36:00] Maybe I need to go in the middle.

[03:36:08] Or is there like a specific pump I need to be on?

[03:36:16] I'm just happy I got the dog food, dude.

[03:36:23] Maybe there's like a specific pump.

[03:36:24] Let me see.

[03:36:25] Let's try them all out.

[03:36:31] I guess we're just going to have to roll with it.

[03:36:34] My car was parked a little...

[03:36:35] Oh, it's this one.

[03:36:37] Did they mention the number?

[03:36:38] Like pump number two or something?

[03:36:40] Did I just missed it?

[03:36:41] Then that's what must have happened, right?

[03:36:44] The dog food fell out?

[03:36:45] You're kidding.

[03:36:47] You saw it?

[03:36:48] Hold on, let me uh...

[03:36:52] Powerlil Park here for a second.

[03:36:55] No way!

[03:36:56] Hold on.

[03:36:57] Ah, I came in...

[03:36:58] The only place to put it would be the trunk.

[03:37:02] Bro, this is like the worst driving experience.

[03:37:08] This is the worst goddamn driving experience.

[03:37:14] OOOOH!

[03:37:16] Didn't hit it.

[03:37:18] Did not hit it.

[03:37:22] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:37:24] OOOOH!

[03:37:26] Okay, okay, okay.

[03:37:28] Hey, that's clean.

[03:37:30] That's clean right there.

[03:37:32] Okay, let me go see.

[03:37:34] NO! The dog food fell out!

[03:37:36] Oh my Jesus.

[03:37:38] Oh my...

[03:37:40] Good Lord! How am I supposed to take this with me?

[03:37:42] I just put it on the hood of the car

[03:37:50] Okay, hold on I do want to bring a snack on me because I noticed my sprint speed is like low

[03:37:55] So I'm gonna buy a bunch of snacks to see if there's a way to like eat them all the month ago

[03:38:00] Let's buy this. Oh, but I can't leave right it won't say exit or something like that. It just says consume

[03:38:12] Yeah, I have to get you in on the spot.

[03:38:14] Okay.

[03:38:15] It is what it is.

[03:38:19] Let's get Dad a skadoodle.

[03:38:20] So we got the, I got the pump.

[03:38:25] Nice.

[03:38:26] Hey, I'm just happy I cheated.

[03:38:32] Oh, thank God, dude.

[03:38:35] If I would have drove off here, let's see if the, let's see if the food stays.

[03:38:39] This is my mom asked I had to buy something for my left from the store. I did I didn't technically buy it

[03:38:44] But I stole it as a count. Can we put it in the trunk?

[03:38:49] Hey

[03:38:50] The word God damn it now. They're gonna charge me for the food, huh?

[03:38:55] Maybe it's okay. We sneaked in an extra pack

[03:38:59] Snuck in a little extra pack

[03:39:03] Bro still has all the dog food on the counter I

[03:39:06] I like to buy it, please.

[03:39:09] Uh, you got Pump 2.

[03:39:12] Oh, then now he says it!

[03:39:14] Oh my god.

[03:39:15] How do I...

[03:39:18] Just get this?

[03:39:22] Bro, how do we do this?

[03:39:28] I have to get something for Milo.

[03:39:33] Oh, maybe he doesn't want food?

[03:39:35] What is my...

[03:39:37] We're out of dog food. Can you get something for Milo? I'll pay you back.

[03:39:43] Maybe, maybe little bro wants to like a meat snack?

[03:39:50] Meat snack food?

[03:40:02] Can I leave?

[03:40:03] I have to consume it click your item bro. Hey, but we fast now

[03:40:18] Bring me up buddy

[03:40:22] There we go

[03:40:29] Dude, why doesn't he give me the option?

[03:40:33] Shaking my head. Why doesn't it give me the option?

[03:40:37] Since my mom asked to buy something for Milo from the store.

[03:40:41] What the freak!

[03:40:45] I'm trying to do that but it's not letting me. Is there like a specific bag of food?

[03:40:49] How do you pay for something?

[03:40:53] What do we got to buy oh?

[03:41:02] Dude, did I like bug out the game because I did that oh?

[03:41:10] Man oh, I don't know we could talk to this guy

[03:41:19] You heard about the Norwood Valley monster. How's your night going? He just looked at me

[03:41:28] Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. You hear about this monster. Oh

[03:41:33] Never mind the Norwood Valley monster. You know anything

[03:41:37] Big mistake. Oh God. Yeah, I want to push this guy's buttons. Oh

[03:41:43] Oh, I don't want to push the buttons. Exactly. We got the hug camera. Hmm. Hmm

[03:41:53] Dude, how do I

[03:42:01] I just want the dog food I

[03:42:08] Can't even do anything

[03:42:10] Let me see if it's still in the trunk.

[03:42:14] It's still in here!

[03:42:18] I have the food!

[03:42:20] Please!

[03:42:21] Let me leave!

[03:42:24] I have the goddamn food.

[03:42:26] My car tank was full.

[03:42:27] Since my mom asked I had to buy something from Milo's store.

[03:42:32] Milo's store.

[03:42:33] Milo, for Milo from the store.

[03:42:36] If I can.

[03:42:37] Is he expecting like a dog toy or something?

[03:42:52] Jesus Christ.

[03:42:53] My good sir.

[03:42:54] What are you doing over there?

[03:43:00] Uh, annoy the gaseous.

[03:43:02] I'm trying to buy freaking dog food, but you're not letting me

[03:43:09] Jesus trying to get your attention. Are you gonna ring me up or what bro?

[03:43:21] I love it goes like you need to pay for that man

[03:43:25] I mean this guy bro, where you headed you just looked at me

[03:43:28] How do we how do we do this? How do we do this? Can you scan me? What is going on here?

[03:43:36] Scan me up bro. Quick planks all the terror and scan me up. Come on. Oh my god. I must

[03:43:47] bug the game. There's no way. I had to bug the game. God damn it. Sure. God damn it.

[03:44:03] So annoying. I can't buy dog food. I can't do it. I'm sorry. Game. I can't. I can't

[03:44:11] do it.

[03:44:17] We're just going to have to try again.

[03:44:30] Oh!

[03:44:31] Shut down computer.

[03:44:35] Restart everything.

[03:44:38] Maybe just Google it.

[03:44:39] I have a strong feeling I just bugged out the game.

[03:44:42] See, this is why you don't steal.

[03:44:45] This is why you do not steal.

[03:44:47] Here, I'll Google it if it doesn't work right now.

[03:44:52] I think it's because the dog food had to be on the shelf and then when I picked it up,

[03:44:56] that's when it would have, like, you know, given me an option to buy it.

[03:45:00] I thought it was outsmarting the game, which I think I did, but the coating in it didn't

[03:45:05] really, you know, sink in.

[03:45:08] No way!

[03:45:09] I have to do it all over again?

[03:45:11] Oh my God.

[03:45:12] We'll do a speedrun.

[03:45:13] I mean, it wasn't that long.

[03:45:14] wasn't that long. I know now too not to really buy the snacks, it doesn't really matter.

[03:45:19] I'll buy like one snack or two snacks. Hey, is that a new track? Do you drive at night

[03:45:35] in the countryside is like the most unnerving thing? No street lamps? And then if you have

[03:45:44] like one car that's behind you. Same thing, so unnerving. It's crazy. Whoa! I almost hit

[03:45:51] that pole. Did I just hit something?

[03:46:05] Hey, this song's vibe.

[03:46:11] There goes the gas meter.

[03:46:14] This is where we need to get our gas

[03:46:19] I'm always scared of driving in the dark why

[03:46:23] Why are you scared of driving the dark? Hmm?

[03:46:27] Everything is out there

[03:46:29] You know it must be nice though is that like you have the ability to just like floor it

[03:46:36] It's freaking full speed ahead. Oh shoot

[03:46:39] I didn't mean to smash up the car.

[03:46:48] It's hard to drive in the wilderness.

[03:46:56] Because of the sun.

[03:46:57] We gotta go to pump 2.

[03:46:59] We already know- oh shoo!

[03:47:00] Not bad.

[03:47:01] Unless I'm in a rush because we already did this part.

[03:47:04] That's the only reason why.

[03:47:06] Hey, yo back it up back it up get this good. It's good. It's good. It's good. We got this

[03:47:22] Let's do it

[03:47:24] By like a couple snacks that meat snack wait wait, no, maybe I didn't have enough money, right? I don't know

[03:47:31] Exit hold on

[03:47:33] my good sir pump to let's go oh he did say it okay the bridge yeah let's do the

[03:47:44] exact same thing that I did last time we don't need to ask for the toilet

[03:47:52] because bro saying it's not clean and one more thing if you see a woman in

[03:47:57] blablabla

[03:48:00] Why

[03:48:06] Little go see out for blood

[03:48:09] Hmm

[03:48:14] Check the mom texts could you give me something for food for my life? Oh

[03:48:20] Hey, the white man didn't beat this time

[03:48:24] Interesting

[03:48:27] Interesting. Alright, now's the true test.

[03:48:39] Alright, I'm gonna go buy the dog food. I'm gonna go buy the snacks as well after the

[03:48:45] dog food.

[03:48:46] Oh, you're kidding me, bro.

[03:48:54] You're kidding me.

[03:48:55] Dude, I just want the dog food.

[03:48:59] Come on.

[03:49:02] You're really going to make me Google this?

[03:49:06] What the heck?

[03:49:07] Do I need to put it in like a shopping bag or something?

[03:49:14] Maybe if I take it out now, he'll like, tell me something?

[03:49:19] Dude, this is so stupid.

[03:49:23] You really gonna force me?

[03:49:27] Oh my god, okay, okay.

[03:49:32] What is this called?

[03:49:33] The Northwood Hitchhike?

[03:49:36] God, so stupid.

[03:49:41] I swear, God.

[03:50:02] How do you buy dog food?

[03:50:03] love to know. So how do you do it? Unless it's a different bag. The different kind of

[03:50:20] Let me see how they do it.

[03:50:23] Well, they got to make dog food, buying dog food is so difficult.

[03:50:35] What?

[03:50:40] Wait.

[03:50:45] wait oh my god unbelievable the dog food the right combination needed to happen

[03:51:04] the dog food needed to be in your hands and then you had to then you had to pay

[03:51:09] Holy Christ. Holy Christ, dude.

[03:51:19] I'm sorry, but that is the most stupid thing.

[03:51:23] That is the most stupid thing.

[03:51:27] Let's get out of here.

[03:51:29] I can just put this in the trunk? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it.

[03:51:32] and we out seas I didn't buy any snacks this time because I think it doesn't

[03:51:40] really do anything

[03:51:44] hey bro oh god it's good thing I have insurance am I on the road this is the

[03:51:58] road right okay thank god we got to keep our eyes peeled man we can't see any

[03:52:02] ghosts and if we do we just got to run them over it is what it is you're sure

[03:52:11] that insurance insurance is gonna cover that oh my god I think so do I don't

[03:52:22] know why they wouldn't. It's not expired or anything right? It would happen to my lights.

[03:52:31] Oh thank god. Thought I lost my lights for a second.

[03:52:39] whoo don't pick up any hitch-hiking ghosts oh my god I'm gonna lose light

[03:52:55] I thought I was about to run over something

[03:52:58] oh there's a car right there

[03:53:01] hey why is that kind of freaky though

[03:53:05] Why is that like actually freaky?

[03:53:09] At least we could follow it right wait, he's getting away

[03:53:16] I'll admit I was a terrible driver wait I hit something where did this guy go I

[03:53:25] Can't see anything big

[03:53:30] Hey my rear view mirror is kind of sus right now

[03:53:35] I'm just flooring it. I don't even care. I'm just trying to drive fast

[03:53:43] If this is all the game is gonna be where it's like you have to avoid the temptations

[03:53:49] Of picking up a hitchhiker. I'm down

[03:53:52] Have no desire to I'll be perfectly honest

[03:54:01] Yeah, damn

[03:54:04] You good what happened in that car though

[03:54:08] Hey, the road looking kind of sus now whoa, what the heck oh

[03:54:15] We're on a bridge. Okay. Is this like a one-way bridge? I

[03:54:21] Don't see how there'd be room for two cars here. I

[03:54:27] Hope I'm going the right

[03:54:29] This is the bridge he was talking about!

[03:54:31] This is the bridge he was talking about!

[03:54:34] Oh, hell no!

[03:54:42] Oh, shoot!

[03:54:49] This doesn't really look like I'm on the road anymore.

[03:54:52] Okay, here we go, here we go.

[03:54:54] Whoa, whoa, I can barely see.

[03:54:57] oh dude they're trying to they're gonna make me crash they're trying to make me

[03:55:01] crash

[03:55:04] oh god

[03:55:08] oh god we swerving hey there's a car over there you guys saw that dude this is

[03:55:16] looking like wasteland

[03:55:19] Hey, did you just hear that?

[03:55:23] It was like somebody barked.

[03:55:26] It was like a human bark.

[03:55:31] Hey, what in the world was that thing?

[03:55:39] No way.

[03:55:40] Thought I could drive past the logs.

[03:55:45] They wouldn't budge.

[03:55:47] Oh, dude!

[03:55:50] It almost seemed as if somebody deliberately put those there.

[03:55:56] Oh, I don't like this. Someone's gonna creep up on me.

[03:56:00] Someone's gonna creep up on me, bro!

[03:56:07] I have to move the logs. I'm trying.

[03:56:13] Dude, this is gonna be a jump scare.

[03:56:15] thousand percent. Are we good? How do we move it more?

[03:56:30] How do we move the log more? I don't know the logs to go ahead. Well bro this one's

[03:56:39] done moving. Can't do anything about it. I'm guessing... oh here we go. Is that good?

[03:56:52] Bro!

[03:57:05] Does it keep moving back? Is it the ghost that's doing that?

[03:57:16] I don't like this.

[03:57:18] Have to move the logs to go ahead dude. It is it is totally moved. No, no, no, don't go back that way go the other way

[03:57:28] We good oh my Lantus first of all this log is like completely outside of the road I

[03:57:38] Can't even see what's happening here

[03:57:40] But I'm pretty sure that's like as far off the road that I can get and then this one this one will even budge

[03:57:49] This one's done for it. This one's like totally good

[03:57:57] Bro keeps moving I had to move the logs to go ahead dude. I don't know what to do. Oh

[03:58:06] Do I move it this way?

[03:58:10] Maybe I move it this way

[03:58:15] Why would it even be an option to move it the other way

[03:58:18] Like that?

[03:58:26] Dude, it's literally moving on its own.

[03:58:30] Oh!

[03:58:31] I mean, is that good?

[03:58:34] Bro, it just keeps moving back.

[03:58:37] What is this buggy...

[03:58:38] Ayo, game developers.

[03:58:41] I hope you're paying attention.

[03:58:44] What is this?

[03:58:46] Come on.

[03:58:48] the haunted log man this is the story of the haunted log try to get by quickly

[03:58:52] quickly quickly you're kidding me dude it's weird how I can't even move this

[03:58:58] log anymore but this one is like

[03:59:04] should I just go by foot

[03:59:09] move this goddamn

[03:59:13] Push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it, push it.

[03:59:17] We'll just see if I can move it as much as possible.

[03:59:20] Now we're good, right?

[03:59:22] Oh, thank god.

[03:59:23] Get back in the car.

[03:59:25] Quickly.

[03:59:26] Quickly!

[03:59:27] Somebody's in my- somebody's in my car, bro.

[03:59:30] I can already tell somebody's in my car.

[03:59:36] My- oh my god, bro.

[03:59:40] The engine is done!

[03:59:42] The car wouldn't start back up.

[03:59:48] Kidding!

[03:59:50] No!

[03:59:57] And just like that, I just stranded in the middle of nowhere with no phone service.

[04:00:01] And no radio, apparently.

[04:00:03] All we hear is that static!

[04:00:06] I'm not saying that I was starting to believe whatever the bullcrap that gas station clerk

[04:00:11] was pulling, but I would be lying if I say I didn't feel slightest, the slightest bit

[04:00:16] of ease.

[04:00:17] I don't mean to make this sound like a cliche horror story, but, but what?

[04:00:23] Throughout my life I was told not to take rides from strangers.

[04:00:26] Oh, so now we got a hitchhike?

[04:00:29] But at that moment I had no choice.

[04:00:31] I mean, yeah, we're...

[04:00:32] Oh, what if it was that car that we were behind?

[04:00:35] I was scared to think how long it would take for someone to pass.

[04:00:39] We just gotta stick our thumb out, huh?

[04:00:47] 10, 23 p.m.

[04:00:50] Girl!

[04:00:54] Mi primera chamba.

[04:00:56] Me acuerdo el día que de la chamba yo me enamoré.

[04:01:00] Mi viejo llegó sonando a mí y yo que yo he champié.

[04:01:03] Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hitchhike hitch, uh, thumb out? How do we do this?

[04:01:10] Pure evil. I didn't understand if somebody could leave another human being stranded like

[04:01:17] that. I mean, everybody has been instructed to not pick up a hitchhiker over here, so,

[04:01:23] kind of understandable. He really just skipped us, didn't he? Damn.

[04:01:29] 10, 43 p.m. So like, what, 20 minutes later?

[04:01:38] Another car?

[04:01:41] Oh dude, it is dark now.

[04:01:44] Are we gonna get another car?

[04:01:50] What was that?

[04:01:52] Oh.

[04:01:53] Buddy!

[04:01:54] Any assistance?

[04:01:56] Hey!

[04:01:59] Hey, oh, why he driving that like Jeepers Creepers vehicle though?

[04:02:15] I mean it is 10 p.m. at night, we got to do something, right?

[04:02:19] You're the girl from the gas station.

[04:02:21] It's the guy, yeah, it's that guy.

[04:02:25] Hi, thank you so much for stopping.

[04:02:27] I didn't think anybody would stop here.

[04:02:30] What are you trying to do out here?

[04:02:32] I think my card's broke down.

[04:02:35] Can't call for help.

[04:02:36] There's no phone service.

[04:02:38] You think I can get a ride?

[04:02:41] Where are you headed to?

[04:02:43] Just the nearest stop where I can call for help.

[04:02:46] Hop in.

[04:02:47] Thank you so much.

[04:02:49] Could you wait till I get my stuff?

[04:02:51] Hurry up.

[04:02:52] Just throw it in the back.

[04:02:54] I won't be here for too long.

[04:02:57] Oh, this guy's so nice.

[04:02:58] Oh, thank goodness.

[04:03:00] Let me go get my stuff.

[04:03:02] What do I have?

[04:03:03] The dog food, right?

[04:03:04] I've got to get the dog food, duffel bag, only two hands.

[04:03:11] OK, I'm on my way.

[04:03:13] The dog food is super important.

[04:03:17] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[04:03:19] He does look kind of sassy, but what else are we going to do?

[04:03:21] We can't sleep in our car here.

[04:03:24] Let me go get my other stuff.

[04:03:27] That's the worst that could happen.

[04:03:39] Heyo!

[04:03:41] Who you?

[04:03:47] Nice.

[04:03:48] I kind of want the skateboard in case we can escape on it.

[04:03:53] You just lock yourself in the car and what risk somebody just walking up to you

[04:03:59] Seems kind of sassy. Yeah, I think that's everything

[04:04:06] Freakin bear breaking into your car you're out there

[04:04:16] How do we put up the hey, oh bro blow up your tailgate man

[04:04:20] You need to hurry up, I don't have all day.

[04:04:25] I'm done.

[04:04:28] Finally now hop in and be quick.

[04:04:31] All the way bro, thank you so much.

[04:04:34] Bro's a lifesaver, holy smokes.

[04:04:38] My man, let's go.

[04:04:40] Do I need to buckle up?

[04:04:41] No, we're good.

[04:04:50] didn't that clerk at the gas station say a lot of people went missing on this road so you won't

[04:04:56] tell me who you are where you're going I live really I was I was driving home you can be honest

[04:05:04] right and that piece of crap broke down on me back there Jason what my name's Jace

[04:05:16] It's nice to meet you, Jason.

[04:05:21] Wow, okay.

[04:05:23] Anyways, looking out at the moon.

[04:05:25] Hey, look at that, the moon is following us, guys.

[04:05:28] The moon is following us.

[04:05:30] Look at that.

[04:05:32] Isn't that wild?

[04:05:34] You're really lucky I had to be on the side of the town tonight.

[04:05:38] I must say, you are one brave young womb.

[04:05:43] How's that?

[04:05:45] You got any clue what happened to your car back there?

[04:05:49] I... it's an old car.

[04:05:53] That's it. I think so. Anyways, back to the moon following us.

[04:05:57] Dude, I think he might be flirting with us.

[04:06:01] Bro's trying to shoot his shot. Why not?

[04:06:05] So, what do you think about what he told you back at the gas station?

[04:06:09] Oh, mama.

[04:06:13] Mama, what do we say? We want to be on this guy's side. We got a butter up this guy in case he's gonna kill us

[04:06:19] You really creep me out. Interesting

[04:06:23] Idiot tells that to every person traveling down here. Oh, okay. Anyways

[04:06:31] Very cool, I

[04:06:34] Don't know why the trees don't have a lot of leaves on them or branches for that matter

[04:06:39] This kind of remind me of some wildfire

[04:06:43] Should we talk?

[04:06:45] Let's talk

[04:06:46] So is it true?

[04:06:49] What the monster?

[04:06:52] Let's see. I've never seen the monster for myself, but there are

[04:06:59] There are some things

[04:07:02] And I'm afraid your car breaking down could have been one of them

[04:07:06] And listen, I don't sound like that moron, but just remember this you don't bother them you don't be bothered

[04:07:17] Huh

[04:07:20] Okay, I'm down. That's a deal. I

[04:07:24] Ain't gonna bother no ghosts

[04:07:27] I'm just gonna keep on moving

[04:07:29] You know, I'm sorry for being a jerk to you before I'm not that best people

[04:07:34] it's okay bro that's okay you seem okay buddy it's alright I'm just enjoying the

[04:07:42] ride I'm grateful somebody pulled over oh hell no don't fall asleep oh hell no

[04:07:50] do not fall asleep in the vehicle 12 08 a.m. oh please don't say that oh after a

[04:07:58] little bit of small talk you dropped me by my hotel apparently they offered

[04:08:03] side assistance oh besides I thought I could use a little rest be careful there

[04:08:08] are all kinds of people out there he said I'm gonna sleep before leaving hey oh

[04:08:13] that could went way worse so do is nice after all appreciate it man yeah truck

[04:08:20] suspect so we get a snack I'm thinking we get a snack dude let's get some let's

[04:08:29] Let's get some of that meat. Sprint. Get some of that good sprinting going on. Consume it.

[04:08:41] Consume the meat. The man was putting out the creepiest vibes imaginable. Roadway in.

[04:08:53] Hello my good sir.

[04:08:55] Gal need a room to check up for that?

[04:08:59] How much is it for a room?

[04:09:01] Um, yes, I'm only going...

[04:09:05] Huh?

[04:09:06] Yes, I'm only going to be here for a few hours.

[04:09:08] I don't know why this sounds so broken in English.

[04:09:11] Uh, how much is it for a room?

[04:09:13] Oh yes, how much is it for a room bro?

[04:09:16] 40 for single.

[04:09:18] Pay cash only.

[04:09:21] You got it you got it, buddy

[04:09:27] Room number nine right over there

[04:09:33] Ninety dollars time I'll take care of it next thing in the morning sounds good to me

[04:09:40] Hey, I could use a little break man. It's 12. It's 12. It's middle of the night, dude

[04:09:44] Good all that time you know

[04:09:47] And one last thing

[04:09:49] Oh, shit, what's Brogdon saying?

[04:09:51] Try not to wake the other guests.

[04:09:53] They might not take very nastily to it.

[04:09:56] I had no intention to, buddy.

[04:10:00] What do you think I am?

[04:10:01] Can I borrow a pen, by the way?

[04:10:03] This cheap mother-freaker doesn't want me to borrow a pen.

[04:10:09] Hey, it's all my stuff.

[04:10:11] That's kind of cool.

[04:10:12] Uh, do we go to the room first, or I guess we have to go up in the door room?

[04:10:16] Let's go do it.

[04:10:18] get some water wasn't feeling it I room number nine can't make a lot of noise

[04:10:26] should we knock on one of these doors make sure it's safe make sure we have

[04:10:31] like friendly neighbors room number three

[04:10:36] Oh buddy I wasn't snooping I swear I wasn't snooping I was just looking around here that's

[04:10:51] all there's an innocent look around where the frick is my oh do we get service again

[04:11:04] Nice.

[04:11:05] It's my freaking room, dude.

[04:11:10] I kinda want to snoop on all the rooms just in case.

[04:11:16] See if there's any bad apples over here.

[04:11:20] So it goes up to 12.

[04:11:22] Good to know.

[04:11:23] Good to know.

[04:11:24] Yeah, we gotta serve this now.

[04:11:26] Let's see what they want.

[04:11:28] No!

[04:11:29] Not delivered!

[04:11:30] I may have to stay at a motel tonight.

[04:11:32] reroute yeah I know awful decision that's

[04:11:37] gonna reroute here hey where you about

[04:11:38] your dad's calling me it's not expired

[04:11:41] or anything right Holly yeah we we gone

[04:11:44] missing it was nice and warm inside

[04:11:48] hey can I go get my stuff or what except

[04:11:52] there was a smell a type of musky smell

[04:11:54] you get from old houses and I know what

[04:11:56] that musky smell is dude there's no bed

[04:12:01] Hey, where's the bed? What the heck?

[04:12:05] Uh, couldn't have slept there. Yeah, I know. What the heck?

[04:12:13] They want me to curl up on this thing or what?

[04:12:15] Oh, shoot.

[04:12:17] Oh, damn! They got Superman playing?

[04:12:26] Hold up

[04:12:29] In Technicolor, yo, okay

[04:12:38] Should we take a look at this episode real quick, I'm curious it's the old Superman a

[04:12:44] Perfect time for break. I got to be really fast. So let's watch some Superman. Why P. Okay?

[04:13:25] Damn, I wonder if they're going to play the whole episode, dude.

[04:13:38] That's cool.

[04:13:40] I'm down to watch it.

[04:13:42] Dude, I'm so down to watch this.

[04:13:45] I want to see what happens.

[04:13:51] I've never seen a sick man, dude

[04:14:13] And bro is buzzing look at that bro sitting in the t-pose

[04:14:18] unstoppable. What's he gonna do? Oh now he's defenseless. Now he's defenseless.

[04:14:33] That's why you don't go out of the T-pose. T-pose is the only weakness for Superman.

[04:14:48] Stereo Mechanical Monster Loot Spank!

[04:14:57] 50 million dollars, the world's rarest gems on exhibit.

[04:15:04] Jesus Christ, especially for back then.

[04:15:08] 50 mil.

[04:15:10] Extreme precautions to be taken to guard against.

[04:15:11] Is he going to be able to do it again?

[04:15:14] Or are we going to get our boy Superman on the case?

[04:15:21] I just want to see Superman Molliewap this robot and that's a lot of gems.

[04:15:33] That's a lot of gems they got going on there.

[04:15:38] A woman's angle?

[04:15:53] What would it matter?

[04:15:54] What's the difference?

[04:15:55] Bro.

[04:15:56] Jeez!

[04:15:57] Dropping down in the T-Pose.

[04:15:58] Look at that.

[04:15:59] Unstoppable.

[04:16:00] What's Superman going to do?

[04:16:01] He's going to drop down in the T-Pose.

[04:16:02] He's going to drop down in the T-Pose.

[04:16:03] Look at that.

[04:16:04] Unstoppable.

[04:16:05] Unstoppable. What's Superman gonna do?

[04:16:12] Hey, if Superman's made of steel and this thing's made of steel, stay on mate.

[04:16:17] I

[04:16:33] Be right back Lois

[04:16:39] I'll thumb the same

[04:16:43] Rose gonna come out of Superman

[04:16:47] What is she doing?

[04:16:55] This girl has a death wish.

[04:16:56] Look at that.

[04:16:57] What the heck?

[04:16:58] Bruh.

[04:16:59] Bruh.

[04:17:00] He flew away in the T-pose.

[04:17:03] Damn.

[04:17:04] Let's see Superman.

[04:17:06] Bruh, he flew away in the T-Pose.

[04:17:12] Damn, let's see Superman.

[04:17:16] As well as we've been waiting for.

[04:17:19] Yeah.

[04:17:20] Go get it!

[04:17:26] Damn dude.

[04:17:28] Damn dude, hey that's some pretty good animation right there.

[04:17:38] Oh shoot, with X-ray vision?

[04:17:42] Hey, why did she hop in there though?

[04:17:45] There's like no logical reason for her to hop in the back of that robot.

[04:17:49] Not one!

[04:17:54] Whoa, hey oh deserve though, dude she had no reason, no business being in there, she

[04:18:08] got a learner lesson, oh my god, still gets caught though, loses all the jewels but still

[04:18:17] It's the long.

[04:18:18] Hey, let me guess, she gets saved, right?

[04:18:37] I got a feeling she's gonna get saved.

[04:18:38] Okay, we'll let it play in the background.

[04:18:40] We gotta get a bed, dude.

[04:18:43] What are you doing here scared the crap out of me

[04:19:00] Bro goes he he he dude hell no who are you

[04:19:09] I'm Tommy room service here at roadway in the finest stopover in Northwood, Norwood

[04:19:17] What are you doing here, buddy? You know cleaning stuff

[04:19:21] Guy at the front desk gave me this room

[04:19:24] He he he he

[04:19:27] I'm gonna have to ask you to step outside while I make the room

[04:19:32] Yeah, I'll just get my stuff

[04:19:34] Frickin...

[04:19:37] Hey, that's way too saucy.

[04:19:40] I'll be asking for a different room.

[04:19:42] ASAP after that interaction.

[04:19:50] Frickin...

[04:19:51] Hee hee hee hee hee.

[04:19:52] Yeah, I left Superman on for you, by the way.

[04:19:55] Just so you know, you got some Superman playing in the background.

[04:19:59] You're welcome.

[04:20:00] Hey, let's go through the drawers first, yeah?

[04:20:03] Nothing in there? Okay. Let's go get our stuff then. Jesus. Yeah, my man has the

[04:20:12] giggles doesn't he? Rose all up in the giggles. This is an alleyway. Look at this.

[04:20:23] Oh, damn.

[04:20:25] That's kind of spooky.

[04:20:31] Let's stick to the mission.

[04:20:33] We get our stuff.

[04:20:34] Really need me some energy soda?

[04:20:37] A done.

[04:20:39] Say less.

[04:20:41] Let's get it.

[04:20:49] They don't have an energy soda.

[04:20:51] maybe? Where's it over here? Oh energy brah. Three dollars. Jesus Christ. The economy man.

[04:21:09] Delicious.

[04:21:12] Let's go!

[04:21:16] We're moving like the flash.

[04:21:23] Uh, wrong room.

[04:21:27] You're really creepy, my guy. You're really creepy.

[04:21:30] Also, where'd you get the mattress from?

[04:21:32] I'll just toss everything over here for now.

[04:21:35] Ayo, I'll be right back. Don't you do anything weird.

[04:21:37] What is this?

[04:21:42] What the heck is this?

[04:21:55] Damn, I really had to grab all my things, didn't I?

[04:21:59] That's like 300 rubles in Russia?

[04:22:03] Rubles? Is that how you say it?

[04:22:05] Yeah, that's like, uh, I guess I'll be the same in pesos, right?

[04:22:13] I'll be right back, my good sir.

[04:22:15] I'll just have like two more things.

[04:22:17] But you dare go through my stuff.

[04:22:24] Oh, is it just dog food?

[04:22:31] And the baseball cap.

[04:22:32] Let's go.

[04:22:33] I don't like how the dog food takes up the entire half of one side of the screen

[04:22:44] All right, that's it

[04:22:46] Boink, you good?

[04:22:48] How to work with job at the situation

[04:22:51] Who's Joe?

[04:22:53] What is wrong with these people mercy mercy mercy?

[04:22:57] Who is this guy dude? Who is this guy?

[04:23:00] But don't you worry it's safe here. I'll go get your car and

[04:23:07] Also, the room's phone is not working if need anything just ask the front desk

[04:23:14] Okay, we've been trying to get it fixed, but we haven't been seeing enough guests lately

[04:23:21] But you have a good night

[04:23:24] Thank you. Hey, you're going through me

[04:23:26] Ah, ah, ah, bro, that's too personal, man.

[04:23:31] That's too personal, I better not get charged for that either.

[04:23:33] I close the goddamn door.

[04:23:37] I swear they're gonna charge me extra for that interaction.

[04:23:41] Whoo!

[04:23:49] Okay.

[04:23:51] Now that we have all our stuff.

[04:23:56] Are they replaying the episode?

[04:23:59] Or is it the same episode?

[04:24:01] What did I miss?

[04:24:08] This has got to be the same episode, right?

[04:24:16] Or I'm obviously the same episode,

[04:24:17] but the same thing that I saw, maybe?

[04:24:21] Yeah.

[04:24:23] Oh, it's the beginning of it.

[04:24:25] Bro.

[04:24:27] I think?

[04:24:29] Yeah, yeah, I recognize that.

[04:24:32] Woo, all right.

[04:24:35] Watching a little bit of TV, before we go to bed.

[04:24:43] What the heck is that noise?

[04:24:44] Also, why is the screen like this?

[04:24:53] Why can't I get up?

[04:24:54] Somebody's literally taking a leak in there.

[04:25:01] I don't know what to do.

[04:25:06] That's kind of weird.

[04:25:11] Call it a foresight, but there was something very off about that place.

[04:25:17] Yeah, let's get up.

[04:25:20] The fact that somebody was taking a leak in here, a feeling, tiredness was...

[04:25:30] Hey, oh, somebody came in here.

[04:25:33] Is my door locked?

[04:25:37] Uh, oh shoot.

[04:25:43] What was happening?

[04:25:45] There's no sink?

[04:25:52] Oh, it's outside.

[04:26:03] Spooky, bro.

[04:26:12] spooky. I guess we'll leave the blinds open. They don't want to sleep anymore. Only coffee

[04:26:23] would help me stay up. Oh, we're pulling on all nighter. We about to pull on all nighter.

[04:26:29] Okay, I'm down. How do we do this though? Oh, we have to go get the coffee? Oh my god.

[04:26:37] The last thing I want to do is I kind of leave the room, but at the same time, I guess if

[04:26:40] they have keys it's not really going to matter right where we get the coffee from

[04:26:51] this just has water in it

[04:26:56] I need coffee my good sir

[04:27:00] Hey, who's that?

[04:27:05] Uh, coffee?

[04:27:09] You got great nights, sleep?

[04:27:12] Mmm, I was actually wondering if you had coffee.

[04:27:18] I feel like I've seen it, too.

[04:27:20] I may be thinking of the other place.

[04:27:23] Bro said only coffee's gonna keep him up.

[04:27:28] Oh, maybe it was like on one of these shell things not the chair, but

[04:27:36] I don't even know where the heck do I find coffee? I know it's not in there

[04:27:50] Tough one's not working

[04:27:52] Where's the coffee at, where's the coffee at, oh what's this, I didn't need it, that's

[04:28:02] a shame.

[04:28:07] I kind of feel comforted by the TV being on, it's like way less spooky, there's nothing

[04:28:16] else I can grab, what's this, okay.

[04:28:19] I'm sure it just shoved me out of there.

[04:28:22] Why not?

[04:28:24] Hey, where do they keep the coffee at?

[04:28:30] It's gotta be outside of the room, right?

[04:28:41] I guess exploring would also be...

[04:28:43] Oh, is that the coffee machine?

[04:28:45] That's the coffee machine, baby!

[04:28:49] zero dollars oh we got espresso we got cappuccino damn we're getting to that

[04:28:55] fancy territory fresh vanilla that's shame hot chocolate with milk sold out

[04:29:07] a espresso is gonna hit hard let's just do that if we want to stay up we're gonna

[04:29:14] We're going to have to hit that espresso.

[04:29:16] That's the only way to do it.

[04:29:21] Consume it.

[04:29:25] So we're staying awake.

[04:29:27] We're wandering.

[04:29:33] What's happening?

[04:29:37] Is that it?

[04:29:38] AO.

[04:29:39] Yo, what's with the coffee, bro?

[04:29:46] Yo, they spiked my coffee!

[04:29:52] Oh, hell no!

[04:29:55] They really spiked my coffee, dude!

[04:29:58] By the way, all the controls are the opposite.

[04:30:00] Luckily, I'm like a master at this.

[04:30:04] But if you look up, it'll go down.

[04:30:06] If you go down, it'll look up.

[04:30:08] if you move left it'll move right

[04:30:10] just to give you guys an idea

[04:30:12] that's what's happening right now, that's why it's a little tricky but

[04:30:14] I'll make it

[04:30:15] six

[04:30:17] so we gotta go this way

[04:30:19] oh shoot, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up

[04:30:23] ay-oh

[04:30:24] hehehehe

[04:30:26] damn

[04:30:28] ayy, somebody roofied us dude

[04:30:30] ayy, I can't even-

[04:30:31] oh no, I can't even read the text

[04:30:34] seven, so we're over there

[04:30:37] They're like right over here somewhere, right?

[04:30:42] Oh my god!

[04:30:46] Number nine, baby! We did it!

[04:30:48] Get the safety, come on. Oh god!

[04:30:50] Oh god, hold up, hold up!

[04:30:53] Oh, good lord!

[04:30:56] Why did I lose it? Like this?

[04:30:59] Go straight in.

[04:31:02] Close the door.

[04:31:04] I guess we're gonna have to sleep this off, dude.

[04:31:10] We're gonna have to sleep this off. Thank God we made it to our room, though.

[04:31:16] Woo! Dude, that's wild. Bro, they serving up spiked coffee in that machine. Can you

[04:31:23] believe it? Spiked coffee! That's crazy. Oh hell no, we got into the spooky hours, too.

[04:31:33] Frickin 318 am 318 I was sedated. Oh my god

[04:31:48] Hey somebody's in my room somebody is wild right now

[04:31:59] Yeah, sounds like a cat purring

[04:32:04] Let's get up

[04:32:07] Holy shoot

[04:32:09] Yeah, that was some bad coffee, man

[04:32:12] Would have made a difference if I drank these the cappuccino instead if somebody's in here. It's probably that he he he guy

[04:32:19] Mr. Giggles over there

[04:32:22] Guarantee we're about to see mr. Giggles

[04:32:33] What the?

[04:32:40] Did you jump out the window?

[04:32:47] I didn't know you could die!

[04:33:00] What the heck?

[04:33:02] I didn't know I could make a wrong move dude. What the freak was that oh?

[04:33:12] My god auto save

[04:33:16] Dude, I swear. I didn't know you could you could lose in this game. That's too funny

[04:33:27] Bro jumping at me like Casper

[04:33:29] Oh

[04:33:31] No

[04:33:33] They're really gonna make me do this from the beginning. Oh my

[04:33:37] Bro, what the freak? Come on get to the yapping how much for a room?

[04:33:42] How much 48 good pay the cash pay the man I

[04:33:48] Was trying to find the dude myself. I didn't know like they were gonna force me to

[04:33:54] Like answer the knock on the door instead that's what's weird

[04:33:59] That's kind of weird to me. All right room number nine talk about the car pay the man

[04:34:06] Dude, that's kind of frustrating

[04:34:10] All right, thank you sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I gotta go get my stuff first

[04:34:14] We got to go to the room, right? Yeah, let's grab an energy drink so we can run faster

[04:34:21] Energy soda buy it let's go three dollars three hundred Ruples

[04:34:25] Yeah, I'm pretty sure we got got.

[04:34:30] Hey, let's try the, let's try the cappuccino this time.

[04:34:33] See what happens.

[04:34:43] Why do they have those two random things there?

[04:34:46] Alright, we know there's a dude over here.

[04:34:49] Nyoink.

[04:34:51] You scared the crap out of me. Who are you? He he he.

[04:34:56] Please wait outside. I said go get yourself. I'm going. Please wait outside.

[04:35:03] Was it that guy? Was that the dude in the light that went after me?

[04:35:12] I find it so funny that the game makes you walk so much faster when you crab walk.

[04:35:18] They get the walk to the side

[04:35:24] Yeah, just dump all our stuff here

[04:35:32] I know we changed shirts, but I'm thinking I'm thinking it's the same guy

[04:35:42] Oh shoot, do we run out of energy? I think we got to drink another energy drink

[04:35:48] that's so funny that the game actually wanted you to go open the door

[04:36:04] That's crazy.

[04:36:07] Even though we heard this man in here.

[04:36:12] Rose acting a little sussy.

[04:36:18] Yeah, get out of here.

[04:36:23] Get out of here.

[04:36:26] Here we have to hit the sack.

[04:36:33] This time it sounded like somebody was peeing.

[04:36:35] Yeah, you see, they're doing it again, that's so weird.

[04:36:41] Eyo, I didn't see that before!

[04:36:47] I didn't see that before!

[04:36:48] Dude, there was totally somebody spying on us right there.

[04:36:52] Bro, we got a peepin' tom!

[04:36:57] Oh, damn.

[04:37:02] feeling of tiredness was overcoming by anxiety hot cup of coffee could help I

[04:37:06] thought to myself let's go do it let's close the door behind us this time how

[04:37:14] did they spike the coffee that would mean the hotel isn't on it

[04:37:19] What are they saying in there?

[04:37:25] Hey, we're going with the cappuccino this time.

[04:37:31] We are staying well far away from the espresso.

[04:37:35] That was just too much.

[04:37:37] That was just way too much.

[04:37:45] I thought for a second that the cappuccino was good.

[04:37:48] I was like, oh, I don't need to go through that stuff anymore.

[04:37:52] Damn, bro.

[04:37:55] All right, here we go.

[04:37:57] Back at it again.

[04:37:59] All right, let's focus up.

[04:38:06] We got this.

[04:38:10] Just going to go in a straight line here.

[04:38:14] Straight line.

[04:38:15] Should be number nine right? Oh, easy. Look at me. Look at me go. Let me close this. Close

[04:38:29] the door. Close, close the door. Oh, don't miss focus. Close the door. Okay, we're just

[04:38:38] going to go to bed. I don't think it matters, right? It's not going to matter, right? Please

[04:38:43] Please tell me it's not gonna matter.

[04:38:46] The door's gonna be closed, right?

[04:38:51] I don't want to waste the time trying to close the door.

[04:38:54] I was clicking and it wasn't working.

[04:38:58] It's gonna be like what, 318 AM?

[04:39:05] I WAS sedated.

[04:39:09] God, damn.

[04:39:14] Dude, that'd be so unnerving hearing that, though.

[04:39:18] Dude, that'd be so unnerving, bro.

[04:39:26] How come the phone's not ringing this time?

[04:39:28] That's kind of weird.

[04:39:35] Are we gonna get the guy that knocks again?

[04:39:39] Hey, why is it different this time?

[04:39:43] Should we just leave?

[04:39:50] Didn't feel safe going out.

[04:39:58] Oh, hell no.

[04:40:02] So did we just sleep?

[04:40:06] What was going on here?

[04:40:07] Why is it different?

[04:40:08] Dude, what's going on?

[04:40:18] We know the guy's in the closet, but why is it?

[04:40:24] Oh man, it is what it is, right.

[04:40:33] I can't open the door.

[04:40:43] There we go.

[04:40:44] Triggered it.

[04:40:50] We know it can't be as bad as the dude in the closet, so just open the door.

[04:40:56] Didn't I specifically tell you not to wake anyone up?

[04:41:01] I have COMPLAINTS.

[04:41:02] What are you making all those goofy noises for?

[04:41:06] Whatever it is, just keep it down, miss.

[04:41:09] Is that- why are your eyes all red?

[04:41:12] That coffee machine broke goofy noises?

[04:41:14] Hey, what did this man do to me?

[04:41:18] Are you messing with me?

[04:41:20] We don't have no coffee machine here.

[04:41:23] Bro, it's right over there.

[04:41:25] Okay, okay, here.

[04:41:27] I've had enough of your crazy goons here for once.

[04:41:30] I thought we hit him sober guests, but I guess I'm just the crazy one here

[04:41:35] Follow me lead Joe to the guy come on

[04:41:41] Coming buddy, let's go. Let me show you. I remember exactly where it was. It was right there at the corner

[04:41:49] Damn

[04:41:51] Goofy noises. Hey, what did this guy do?

[04:41:55] What was bro doing a coffee machine is gone

[04:42:00] Uh, where's Joe?

[04:42:03] Oh, there he is.

[04:42:05] You can walk a little faster, I'm just saying.

[04:42:08] Go back to the room.

[04:42:10] I swear to God, dude, it was right here.

[04:42:13] I said, go back now.

[04:42:18] Okay, buddy.

[04:42:20] There should be some medication in your room that should offer you some relief.

[04:42:24] Check the table by the TV.

[04:42:27] Okay.

[04:42:29] Hell no, this happens to you at a motel.

[04:42:34] You got a skedadaskadoodle.

[04:42:36] You know what?

[04:42:37] I'm actually going to get myself an energy drink.

[04:42:41] Oh yeah, the pills.

[04:42:42] I remember that.

[04:42:43] That's the door that we opened earlier, right?

[04:42:45] Hey, what the heck's over there?

[04:42:53] Orange drink.

[04:42:54] Let's get this energy soda.

[04:42:56] some caffeine in our system you know what I mean I want to drink those pills I

[04:43:00] know who would just like take bro we just got sedated why on earth would we

[04:43:05] choose to consume more random random stuff in our system that we don't know

[04:43:11] what it's gonna do

[04:43:15] hell man that's the last thing you want goofy noises to I wonder what the goofy

[04:43:22] I'm glad that the bathroom door is open.

[04:43:24] I guess we do this.

[04:43:26] Then we'll do this.

[04:43:28] God.

[04:43:30] I wouldn't take the pills, but

[04:43:32] requires water.

[04:43:34] Oh, do we have to go to the

[04:43:36] sink to do this?

[04:43:40] I'm going outside.

[04:43:42] I know for a fact, bro's in there, so

[04:43:44] I'm going outside.

[04:43:52] How did they know we have to go to the sink, don't we?

[04:43:59] God damn it.

[04:44:02] How did Bro know I was going to drink some coffee?

[04:44:04] Like, he risked it all on the coffee machine.

[04:44:08] Or I guess he knew.

[04:44:09] I guess he wasn't known.

[04:44:12] Also, who just has like a random coffee machine set up?

[04:44:16] Eww.

[04:44:17] Oh

[04:44:20] I'm just gonna follow with the games telling me to follow right we got to take the pills we got to do what we got to do

[04:44:27] Last time I navigated away from the storyline. I immediately died so we'll go along with it

[04:44:36] I don't know why in their right mind that they actually took the pills

[04:44:40] Apparently this is what somebody did. There's gonna back away slowly. Oh

[04:44:43] Oh my god, that would have been so cool if they showed like a figure in the in the fricking mirror

[04:44:50] And what we're gonna go to bed like this

[04:44:58] Doesn't want me to look into the closet

[04:45:04] God I guess so right I got to do we got a big they will with the freak they go pee

[04:45:13] I'm hearing like random noises.

[04:45:23] Ugh.

[04:45:24] I don't want to go in there.

[04:45:28] Hey, we safe like this.

[04:45:35] Ayo, somebody's there, man.

[04:46:04] Somebody's there bro.

[04:46:09] Oh!

[04:46:11] Oh!

[04:46:17] Why were you saying hello?

[04:46:23] Is it through the vents? What is this?

[04:46:30] God.

[04:46:34] He's saying hello through the thing?

[04:46:50] Oh my God.

[04:46:58] Oh, somebody's at the door?

[04:47:04] please open the door i need help

[04:47:09] what do you want

[04:47:10] i need your help please open the door

[04:47:15] bro i can't tell if they're in on it though

[04:47:20] haha dude what if they're in on it

[04:47:25] now i'm gonna be like

[04:47:26] double teamed over here

[04:47:29] at both these people

[04:47:40] open the door

[04:47:41] oh god

[04:47:44] oh god this is so bad

[04:47:45] this is so bad

[04:47:52] I thought bro was in the closet though.

[04:48:02] I normally wouldn't open the door but I'm feeling like why why are they- last time I

[04:48:08] went to go to the door I went to look in the closet and guess what happened.

[04:48:12] I lose.

[04:48:13] Now I open the door and guess what happens.

[04:48:17] I lose.

[04:48:19] Please, please have the game saved at a decent area.

[04:48:26] What is this?

[04:48:26] No way!

[04:48:29] God damn.

[04:48:34] Maybe the hotel guys in on it.

[04:48:38] Yeah, let's try to do this fast.

[04:48:41] We'll try to do this fast.

[04:48:45] Speed run.

[04:48:49] We'll drink the energy drink so it can move faster.

[04:49:00] I'm trying man, I'm gonna try and go as fast as I can.

[04:49:04] That's ridiculous.

[04:49:07] I feel like there's somebody in the closet too, no?

[04:49:10] Or why would he leave?

[04:49:11] Why would he leave from the closet?

[04:49:14] Oh, he's sprinting now.

[04:49:17] look at this go wrong door you do you do you do you do you yeah let's go let's go

[04:49:32] let's go let's go get her stuff let's go get her stuff

[04:49:39] God, I'm gonna make like five trips.

[04:49:48] He was there and then left later.

[04:49:49] Why would he leave though?

[04:49:51] Oh, I wanna go show the coffee machine.

[04:49:58] I guess he would take the opportunity to leave in case I was gonna say like, hey, can you

[04:50:03] check out my room or something, right?

[04:50:05] Dude, that is absolutely wild.

[04:50:08] I would never open a door for somebody at a motel if you had to stay at a cheap

[04:50:16] motel for whatever reason let's say it was just like the only place in the

[04:50:19] middle of nowhere at night it's kind of like you got to take your take your

[04:50:24] chances and just not do anything stay there with like a deadbolt lock too I'm

[04:50:35] I'm sure this whole establishment isn't on it.

[04:50:37] They put the coffee machine there, then they took it out.

[04:50:42] That's pretty good though.

[04:50:43] If they could have like a full blown coffee machine,

[04:50:46] and just have it make it look like it was part of the place,

[04:50:50] I could see that working.

[04:50:52] And it would be obvious too, they would know like the person

[04:50:54] went back to the room with the coffee,

[04:50:55] who they sedated and all that stuff.

[04:50:57] It would be easy peasy.

[04:51:06] Easy peasy

[04:51:08] Okay, so we're gonna get some sleep right or no, we're gonna see this somebody's gonna look at us over here

[04:51:13] I kind of want to see him go to the window this time

[04:51:22] Oh my god

[04:51:25] You crazy I think it's from the vents that we're hearing somebody pee

[04:51:31] Hey, what was that noise?

[04:51:37] Woo!

[04:51:39] Oh, it's gotta be the room next to me.

[04:51:45] It's gotta be room number 10.

[04:51:47] Ayo, I just solved the mystery.

[04:51:49] It's gotta be room number 10, bro.

[04:51:52] This is when we go get the coffee, right?

[04:51:59] Just buy it. They're both going to drive me at the end of the day. Dude, this is like

[04:52:06] a easily 10-20k machine right here. And bro's using it to like sedate people. Unless he

[04:52:15] stole it from like a motel. It was like legitimately at a motel and he just put it in the back

[04:52:22] his trunk, put some sedatives, the coffee mixer. I mean you do only have two options.

[04:52:31] Okay we gotta do this right, we gotta do this right. We back up a little bit, we go this way,

[04:52:38] we move straight. So I go straight ahead.

[04:52:50] I think this is gonna be... Is that a guy right there? Yeah, I thought I saw a guy

[04:52:57] right there. Well that's room number eight.

[04:53:01] Okay, last time we got a call, and I couldn't close the door, maybe I wasn't close enough?

[04:53:17] Maybe I wasn't close enough.

[04:53:22] Ah, I wasn't.

[04:53:23] Okay.

[04:53:24] I just want to see if they'll actually call me now.

[04:53:28] Damn.

[04:53:30] So then, that would mean three hours goes by.

[04:53:37] Three hours of goofy noises, apparently, because that's what the neighbors were saying.

[04:53:42] That they were hearing some goofy noises for three hours.

[04:53:46] Dude.

[04:53:47] Hell no.

[04:53:48] What was bro doing?

[04:53:50] I gotta find out.

[04:53:55] We're so close too.

[04:54:03] We're so close. No phone ringing again, that's crazy.

[04:54:13] We're gonna get a knock on the door.

[04:54:25] When do we get the knock on the door?

[04:54:38] Do we go now?

[04:54:45] Somebody's in there.

[04:54:52] Is Brogana not?

[04:54:58] Oh my god bro.

[04:55:05] Let's hide under the covers quickly.

[04:55:09] Hide under the covers.

[04:55:11] What was that noise?

[04:55:18] Oh, there we go.

[04:55:22] Open the door.

[04:55:23] We know it's this guy.

[04:55:24] I heard goofy noises.

[04:55:27] Okay, let's go, bro.

[04:55:31] Follow me, Joe.

[04:55:32] Follow me.

[04:55:33] I'm gonna walk so slow.

[04:55:46] I keep feeling I was gonna die every time I go past the closet, walking around it.

[04:55:53] Joe, I can explain.

[04:55:57] It was right here.

[04:56:05] Oh man.

[04:56:09] There should be some pills, dude.

[04:56:11] I still can't believe that.

[04:56:14] Apparently this happened to somebody, right?

[04:56:16] And you're telling me that they took the pills, drank it, dude.

[04:56:23] So now the closet door is open, okay, that kind of makes sense.

[04:56:33] We'll drink our, we'll drink our pills, we'll do our thing.

[04:56:39] So we know he's not in there, so we can open the, we can open the closet, right?

[04:56:45] Maybe we weren't supposed to take pills.

[04:56:57] What the heck was that?

[04:57:12] Hey, was that a photo?

[04:57:25] Oh, hell no.

[04:57:27] Bruh, that is the creepiest thing.

[04:57:44] Who is it?

[04:57:47] Please open the door.

[04:57:48] I need help.

[04:57:50] What do you want?

[04:57:53] I need your help, please.

[04:57:55] Let's open the door.

[04:57:58] Do nothing.

[04:57:59] Are we going to kick it down or what?

[04:58:02] I want to see the tea.

[04:58:05] I know you're in there.

[04:58:07] God damn it.

[04:58:09] And I can't call for help?

[04:58:12] Let me see if I can...

[04:58:17] Can't do any of that.

[04:58:23] Let's drink some more water before we're like washing our face or something, I don't know.

[04:58:35] We're passing the time while this bro is casually banging on my door, which I hope people will

[04:58:43] complain about.

[04:58:44] Should I go hide in the bathroom?

[04:58:52] i don't want to click on the door and

[04:58:55] it's just gonna open it

[04:59:11] all right i feel like i've

[04:59:12] let enough time pass we gotta open the door let's see

[04:59:16] thank god

[04:59:18] please leave buddy

[04:59:20] I just need to talk to you. I swear, I'm not a cop.

[04:59:25] Uh, please go away, or I'm gonna call the cops.

[04:59:30] Pretty late.

[04:59:33] HELL!

[04:59:37] Should we hide in the closet?

[04:59:40] Should we hide in the closet?

[04:59:50] Excuse me!

[04:59:55] Excuse me?

[05:00:00] Oh my god, please have it saved somewhere closer.

[05:00:09] I guess we need to hide in the closet.

[05:00:11] Bro, that is like an obvious- it's the same place as the bathroom.

[05:00:15] Oh, this is so annoying.

[05:00:21] Dude, this is so annoying now.

[05:00:27] I want to see what happens, and I can't do that because it's a frickin' game.

[05:00:31] Apparently, it's telling me I'm making all the wrong decisions over here.

[05:00:36] I thought with the bathroom door, it was just more secure.

[05:00:39] It's another door at the very least, right?

[05:00:42] I think it's going to be one of two things.

[05:00:43] I needed to get to the phone somehow.

[05:00:49] I either need to get to the phone or go into the closet.

[05:00:54] It's going to be one of those two things, right?

[05:00:57] Bro has actually been, yeah, literally.

[05:00:59] He knew instantly to go there, dude.

[05:01:02] Instantly.

[05:01:10] Got this guy, dude.

[05:01:13] this guy creepy

[05:01:16] mister giggles

[05:01:20] i hate that i have to make like three trips to get all my stuff

[05:01:24] three trips

[05:01:26] bro

[05:01:29] let's do it let's do it let's do it let's do it

[05:01:32] fastest way to run is to crab walk over there

[05:01:38] can i just let have like this stuff in here and it's fine

[05:01:42] Oh my god it is.

[05:01:43] Dude thank god.

[05:01:45] Like I really don't think it matters, that's why.

[05:01:48] It's okay, I'll live with my dog food in my cap.

[05:01:50] I'll live, bro.

[05:01:52] Had to get my stuff in the room before I could sleep.

[05:01:54] No, oh my, Jesus.

[05:01:57] They're really gonna make me do it.

[05:01:59] At least I was able to talk to this dude first this time.

[05:02:04] You think it's gonna be the closet?

[05:02:05] Oh, I feel like it's risky.

[05:02:08] I feel like I'll have enough time to try the phone

[05:02:10] if the phone doesn't work.

[05:02:11] And then go to the closet.

[05:02:13] I'm gonna do that.

[05:02:16] One more trick, come on, come on, come on.

[05:02:22] Luckily, I'm able to do that coffee thing really fast.

[05:02:25] You know what, I never realized where that one sketchy dude went?

[05:02:36] Where Mr. Giggles went.

[05:02:38] I should have paid attention to that, maybe he went into like the room next to me.

[05:02:46] We go to bed.

[05:02:47] Okay, we're going to hear somebody peeing and then we got to look to the left.

[05:02:58] Hey, what was that?

[05:03:08] Wait, we've never seen that before.

[05:03:25] That's kind of cool, actually.

[05:03:27] So what is this guy? It's freaking room number 4 then!

[05:03:31] Oh that makes so much sense and the coffee machine is right there and he can just bring it inside of the room.

[05:03:36] The moment he's done with it.

[05:03:40] Hide the evidence.

[05:03:44] Goddamn.

[05:03:47] Bum bum!

[05:03:49] Sedation time.

[05:03:51] I think my room's over here.

[05:04:11] And because it doesn't matter if I close the door or not, or just go straight to bad

[05:04:15] Let's go, let's go, let's go, 3.18 am, I have to know what happens, we're so close to the

[05:04:41] end of the story. If I was doing everything right, it's supposed to only take 40 minutes.

[05:04:56] So I'm supposed to wait for a knock. I think for some reason I'm supposed to actually go

[05:05:00] here. Whatever I do, I don't go into the closet. I've never rinsed my face before,

[05:05:12] while he was in there. I wonder if he's gonna attack me while I do this.

[05:05:30] I guess we just got to wait.

[05:05:34] Just hide in the closet next time.

[05:05:37] Okay, okay, okay.

[05:05:41] It would make sense that the game is setting up for that because you could like see through

[05:05:44] the blinds, right?

[05:05:46] And even if I called somebody, it's kind of like he would still attack me, I guess.

[05:05:52] I'm trying to prompt the knock on the door.

[05:05:58] He's coming bro walk so slow dude

[05:06:15] I'll show you where it is Joe so that you can not believe me

[05:06:23] It was this way

[05:06:28] I lost my light!

[05:06:39] Oh god, damn.

[05:06:41] Dude, this light only lasts like two hours max.

[05:06:46] Not even.

[05:06:47] Wait, is it really done already?

[05:06:49] God damn.

[05:06:50] Bro, this thing needs like way better batteries.

[05:06:53] Yeah, it's totally done.

[05:06:57] Go back to the rooms.

[05:07:04] Okay, okay.

[05:07:08] I'll go get the pills that you're talking about.

[05:07:17] I've got to guess some water.

[05:07:37] I am going to leave the closet open so that it's easier for me to just run in there.

[05:07:48] Instead of having it closed.

[05:07:51] Do that.

[05:07:57] right somebody's supposed to be over here and take a photo from what I remember

[05:08:15] there it is who did it

[05:08:27] Ain't no way that was English. Ain't no way.

[05:08:33] I

[05:08:55] Do nothing

[05:09:01] Okay

[05:09:03] Should we... I know you're in there.

[05:09:06] Let's do this so that we could fool him to thinking that we're in the bathroom.

[05:09:13] Please leave. Please go away.

[05:09:18] What if I just do nothing? Eh.

[05:09:24] I'm going to the closet. I'm listening to you guys. I'm going to the closet.

[05:09:30] Or maybe under the bed?

[05:09:33] Oh, my God.

[05:10:03] that's kind of goofy. Damn! So the clerk came to the rescue. To this day I find it really

[05:10:31] weird that the manager inferred not to get police involved as it would have affected

[05:10:38] Motel's reputation and let go of the situation.

[05:10:40] I believe Towne could have been home to a cult or a drug ring or possibly something

[05:10:45] even worse.

[05:10:46] Absolutely.

[05:10:47] Absolutely.

[05:10:48] Tommy arrives with the car after what felt like a year.

[05:10:53] I never went on long road trips again.

[05:10:55] I would always take airplanes.

[05:10:58] Dude.

[05:10:59] Dude.

[05:11:00] That is a cult one thousand percent

[05:11:10] I love how that was the end though so bro saw that somebody like kicked the door down

[05:11:16] Knocked him out and then said we don't need to get police involved

[05:11:30] That's kind of spooky though, hearing that like light knock at the door and then moving

[05:11:37] up to it and then somebody just being like, yeah.

[05:11:40] It's so weird.

[05:11:42] We're about to spill some friketea at the Carson house.

[05:11:46] So curious to know what this story is going to be about.

[05:11:53] So without further ado, let's get into it!

[05:11:57] Hi guys doing by the way, hopefully all good vibes.

[05:12:04] All good vibes on a, what is it today, Friday?

[05:12:09] My name is Noah.

[05:12:10] I'm a 28 year old male from the Midwest.

[05:12:13] I have no idea why, probably better to get my mouse out of there, right?

[05:12:19] I have no idea why I'm sending this, but I hope my story can be a lesson.

[05:12:23] This happened to me when I was 18, but I remember this incident like it was yesterday as trauma

[05:12:30] dictated a major part of my life.

[05:12:33] Okay, for a little background, my dad was a realtor and almost always became friends

[05:12:40] with his clients.

[05:12:41] One day he came home and pitched me a small job offer for the weekend.

[05:12:46] One of his old clients was going away for a few days and needed somebody he could trust

[05:12:51] to watch over his house.

[05:12:54] The man worked as a COO at a local media company.

[05:12:58] Dad told me the man would pay me a hundred dollars

[05:13:02] just to watch the house and do some basic chores.

[05:13:05] Oh, that is a good deal.

[05:13:08] God damn.

[05:13:11] I accepted the offer as I had nothing interesting

[05:13:14] going for the weekend.

[05:13:16] Besides, I thought I could use the time

[05:13:19] to get my schoolwork done.

[05:13:20] Plus, I wasn't picky where my pocket money came from.

[05:13:24] My dad drove me to the house.

[05:13:29] I need to fair it up.

[05:13:30] Why would you be picky about that?

[05:13:32] Watching a freaking house for one night?

[05:13:36] I'd say that's a pretty good deal, man.

[05:13:38] For $100?

[05:13:39] That's a pretty good deal.

[05:13:42] All right, let's get this started.

[05:13:43] I'm not comfy.

[05:13:44] Can't tell if I'm comfy.

[05:13:47] I'm sure I will say I'm comfy.

[05:13:49] Say I'm comfy.

[05:13:49] What's going on?

[05:13:50] Ah, something.

[05:13:51] Oh.

[05:13:52] I gotta avoid the basket already.

[05:13:53] We're doing our laundry.

[05:13:54] We're doing some of that laundry.

[05:13:55] Yo, this is laundry.

[05:13:56] Matt kind of reminds me exactly of, uh, that was that name, everywhere, everything, all

[05:14:01] at once, that movie.

[05:14:04] It looks exactly like that.

[05:14:09] exactly of uh that was that name everywhere everything all at once that movie it's exactly like that

[05:14:19] oh can we play

[05:14:23] can we play please oh man you're just gonna tease me like that

[05:14:31] you're really just gonna tease me like that what do we need to do we got to get some change or something

[05:14:39] No?

[05:14:40] No?

[05:14:41] Revealed to me my task, please.

[05:14:46] I think we're hungry.

[05:14:57] Hey-oh!

[05:14:58] Empty vending machine!

[05:15:00] It's a wild sight.

[05:15:05] What?

[05:15:06] What do I do, man?

[05:15:08] What do I do, man?

[05:15:10] Am I doing my lawn?

[05:15:11] Or am I doing somebody else?

[05:15:12] Hey, we're just leaving.

[05:15:13] Hey, we're just running out of here, then.

[05:15:15] Oh.

[05:15:16] Hey, that's creepy.

[05:15:17] That's like some back room stuff right there.

[05:15:19] Dude.

[05:15:21] That's literally like some back room stuff.

[05:15:26] That's a long hallway, man.

[05:15:31] What's happening?

[05:15:34] Sprint?

[05:15:40] Hey, my man's having a fever drink right now.

[05:15:44] This dude's having a fever drink.

[05:15:50] I have to know, why did the devs make it so that when you crap walk?

[05:15:53] Oh, shoot.

[05:15:54] Hold that thought.

[05:15:56] Bleach.

[05:15:59] What?

[05:16:01] Where did you put it?

[05:16:03] uh where did I put what where's the bleach I need bleach I don't know what

[05:16:17] you're talking about man

[05:16:20] I said I did Blanche!

[05:16:27] Hello?

[05:16:30] Uh...

[05:16:32] Time's over.

[05:16:35] We're here.

[05:16:36] We're here.

[05:16:37] You said you could do this.

[05:16:38] Wake up now.

[05:16:39] Wake up, Noah.

[05:16:41] Noah, wake up!

[05:16:43] I

[05:16:48] Yeah, what's a lie? What's happening a fever drink?

[05:16:58] Still think you do this Noah

[05:17:02] How long did I doze off for?

[05:17:06] Doesn't matter. Can you do this now? I got this

[05:17:09] Well, I call and said the key should be under the fake rock.

[05:17:13] I got it.

[05:17:14] He says it's in the backyard.

[05:17:17] And like I said, keep the door locked and don't open the door for anyone.

[05:17:20] I hurt you the first time, dad.

[05:17:23] Okay, now get your bunions to work.

[05:17:27] I hope you know I'm only in it for the snacks.

[05:17:34] Okay.

[05:17:39] Ah.

[05:17:45] Okay.

[05:17:52] There we go.

[05:17:54] Especially if I'm not going to be scooching. God damn it.

[05:17:58] Let's get this thing.

[05:18:01] This feels like I'm, like, a micrometer off.

[05:18:03] For being comfortable.

[05:18:05] And I could never be satisfied.

[05:18:09] There's a nice neighborhood.

[05:18:13] Is it now?

[05:18:17] Is it a nice neighborhood? Hey, it's like one of them creepy ones

[05:18:21] from the Varian.

[05:18:25] It's one of them the Varian neighborhoods, man.

[05:18:29] I have to get the key from the backyard. Let's go.

[05:18:33] Where do we go this way?

[05:18:40] I don't know what's going to be spooky about this.

[05:18:53] Rock from backyard.

[05:19:06] Oh, that's a dog, bro. I was like, what is that?

[05:19:09] The graphics in a rendering time.

[05:19:12] What in the...

[05:19:15] Heck is that?

[05:19:18] Yeah, I don't say no fake Rock.

[05:19:23] My man lying. Do I even have a cell phone on me?

[05:19:34] Y'all see a rock? I didn't see it. Why wouldn't he just put it under the mat?

[05:19:42] Fake rock was by the old dog house. Ah

[05:19:47] The old dog house. This one?

[05:19:49] Ah, fake Rocky, let's go.

[05:19:54] Guys, they're a good boy.

[05:19:59] We in.

[05:20:02] Ready to chat about...

[05:20:05] We're in.

[05:20:07] Do not disturb for any reason.

[05:20:11] Oh, dude, why did I think it was like some mutant down here?

[05:20:16] down here. I thought it was going to lead us to like some basement. Some dude in the back

[05:20:23] door. OOHHHHH!

[05:20:28] Wasn't the case. Saddle.

[05:20:38] We'll leave that door open. Oh shoot that's-

[05:20:40] Hey, hold on.

[05:20:42] I really had to pee, so we have to find the bathroom.

[05:21:06] I love how our first quest is going to be the P quest.

[05:21:16] What's that noise?

[05:21:27] How's your allergies? Not good.

[05:21:30] Definitely a lot better though.

[05:21:35] Hold on.

[05:21:46] Ah, that's the Gardner, bro.

[05:21:47] Okay.

[05:21:49] Ugh.

[05:21:50] I don't think you guys can hear it.

[05:21:53] It was like right outside and I was like, huh?

[05:21:57] Rally was too lazy to model the garage.

[05:21:59] I guess we're gonna have to go pee upstairs then.

[05:22:09] I realize the house is way bigger than ours.

[05:22:11] Yeah, it's a pretty big house.

[05:22:13] It's a creepy looking bed though.

[05:22:15] There's a creepy looking room in general.

[05:22:19] Turn on the light.

[05:22:24] No?

[05:22:26] We found the toilets let's go

[05:22:45] How to be done bro have you done come clean up our mess or no

[05:22:52] We can't? Oh, shoot, I didn't do it, though. Yeah, I didn't do it. Don't frame me like that.

[05:23:01] What happened? You got a cat?

[05:23:03] Thanks for taking up the old job, kid. Really appreciate you doing this. Sorry I had to leave

[05:23:11] Hey

[05:23:13] Mr. Carson

[05:23:18] My bad, it's Roy got this contract from Walter

[05:23:21] Work is really getting the best of me here. Oh, no problem. Carson. My pleasure really

[05:23:28] Hey, why did it just switch from the green text to the blue text?

[05:23:33] It's awkward

[05:23:37] And who's this

[05:23:41] Roy Carson!

[05:23:42] Uh, I wouldn't have asked for anyone if it wasn't for Zeke.

[05:23:53] Zeke?

[05:23:54] Boy's been a little sick lately.

[05:23:56] I'll take care of him in the house now that I'm here.

[05:23:59] You have nothing to worry about, Mr. Carson.

[05:24:03] Are we talking about the dog?

[05:24:04] That's a little weird.

[05:24:05] That's a little weird, talking about the dog, right?

[05:24:12] Because why would you leave me to babysit?

[05:24:18] Mr. Carson's bedroom had this weird smell of wet clothes.

[05:24:27] I don't like the music, man.

[05:24:34] Hell no.

[05:24:35] Somebody's in here.

[05:24:38] Oh.

[05:24:39] Oh.

[05:24:40] You stay put.

[05:24:42] You stay in there.

[05:24:44] Hell no.

[05:24:46] Uh, speaking of them, I wanted to remind you, it's his dinner time.

[05:24:52] If you could get him his dog food from the basement.

[05:24:55] Let's go do that.

[05:24:56] Let's follow the script, because every time I deviate away from the script, I die and

[05:25:01] have to do the same all over again.

[05:25:03] We ain't about that life.

[05:25:05] The basement was a little too dark.

[05:25:10] Yeah, you're telling me.

[05:25:13] I can't see nothing.

[05:25:17] But, we gotta get this dog food, right?

[05:25:23] Almost forgot I apologized for those lights in the basement.

[05:25:28] You can grab the flashlight and the storage room upstairs.

[05:25:30] Bro, you could have mentioned that earlier.

[05:25:32] I gotta go, I'll be closing the door by the way.

[05:25:35] I don't want anybody following me.

[05:25:37] I gotta go all the way upstairs.

[05:25:41] Grab what we need.

[05:25:43] Just to head back downstairs.

[05:25:44] Where the heck's the stairs again?

[05:25:48] Hey, I'm lost!

[05:25:53] I'm lost!

[05:25:56] Why am I just going around in a circle here?

[05:26:01] There we go.

[05:26:06] In the storage room.

[05:26:19] Oh!

[05:26:26] It's a storage room.

[05:26:30] I can't see anything.

[05:26:32] This has got to be the storage room, man.

[05:26:37] Y'all see a flashlight?

[05:26:39] I don't see nothing.

[05:26:42] What the heck is that?

[05:26:50] How do we turn on the light in here?

[05:26:56] Ugh.

[05:27:26] you

[05:27:56] you

[05:28:26] you

[05:28:56] you

[05:29:26] you

[05:29:56] It's on me.

[05:29:58] There's a good boy.

[05:30:03] There's a good boy.

[05:30:08] I didn't throw it at him.

[05:30:13] Uh oh, Roy's texting me.

[05:30:18] What do you want?

[05:30:23] Hey, get her from Walter, your computer whiz, huh?

[05:30:29] How's her favorite ask?

[05:30:31] My computer has been acting weirdly, and my whole security system is tied to him.

[05:30:36] Oh yeah, you got a whole security system set up here.

[05:30:44] I have a lot of expensive equipment laying around, don't want anything happening to it.

[05:30:54] Yeah, I understand.

[05:30:55] I'll just take a look at your computer.

[05:30:57] Where's the computer at?

[05:31:04] probably in his room same thing

[05:31:25] Oh, but then dude his room is freaky though, bro. He's got that freaky room

[05:31:34] That's password I'm assuming was I say a l Carson 5 3 a 7

[05:31:41] Hold on let me check the this ah, thank God. We're not the gun is room just yet

[05:31:51] How do we use this

[05:31:53] It's not going to be this computer, oh my god.

[05:32:00] I didn't want to have to do it.

[05:32:02] I didn't want to have to use the computer in his room.

[05:32:13] It's spooky in there.

[05:32:19] I don't, I don't think it's in here.

[05:32:25] Nah, it's definitely that green screen room.

[05:32:34] It's definitely that room because that's the expensive equipment that's all over the

[05:32:39] place that he's referring to.

[05:32:42] Like all this stuff.

[05:32:44] It's weird though.

[05:32:45] How come?

[05:32:46] What was that noise?

[05:32:47] What was that noise?

[05:32:52] Goddamn door!

[05:32:55] So how do we...

[05:32:59] How do we access the computer?

[05:33:02] Crouch? Sit?

[05:33:10] Dogs out there?

[05:33:17] It's not working.

[05:33:24] Thank you.

[05:33:31] Hmm.

[05:33:32] Why isn't it working?

[05:33:37] That'll car us a 53A7.

[05:33:44] There's literally no other computers.

[05:33:50] You haven't checked the other room in his room?

[05:33:53] There's no way it's in that room.

[05:33:56] Fridge.

[05:33:59] There's no way it's going to be in that room, I swear.

[05:34:07] Check it, it won't hurt.

[05:34:18] You know what?

[05:34:19] It is going to hurt if somebody's in there and will literally kill me.

[05:34:25] How about that?

[05:34:31] You know what?

[05:34:32] I haven't checked any of these rooms though.

[05:34:34] Hey, why's that door locked?

[05:35:00] Oh!

[05:35:01] Ahhhh, this is the office.

[05:35:06] Okay, okay.

[05:35:10] Ale Carson, something something, right?

[05:35:13] 5387.

[05:35:26] Was it lowercase?

[05:35:30] Capital. One capital letter.

[05:35:41] My 387, right? Welcome!

[05:35:51] Okay. The system has encountered a critical error. That's not good.

[05:36:00] Free trial for a limited time period. What? Your children catch colds. Your computer catches

[05:36:14] viruses. Get boat protection. Hey, that sounds sketchy, man. Ain't no way this kid fell for

[05:36:25] I'm sure he did. I'm just gonna follow the script. I never would do this, but I'm

[05:36:31] sure this kid fell for it. That's why. Did I just win a free iPhone? Oh my god!

[05:36:38] That's like one of those moments. One of those computer moments.

[05:36:42] Antivirus 96. Okay. We are now fully protected. Download now. Download the

[05:36:48] virus on the computer, let's go.

[05:36:50] I love how Carson, Carson entrusted us, hold on.

[05:36:58] Carson entrusted us with this computer.

[05:37:18] Two threats found! Security threat! Trojan! Risk high!

[05:37:31] Remove the goddamn threats. Remove the goddamn threats. You love viruses?

[05:37:43] to each their own. Everybody's got a king. You're protected. Let's go. That's what I'm

[05:37:53] talking about. Now we can access everything, right? Hey. Hey, it worked out at the end

[05:37:58] of the day. It wasn't a virus. What is where I want? Can I look at it now? Well, I'm just

[05:38:10] gonna look through the cameras then. Oh we have night mode. That's kind of cool.

[05:38:17] I can actually see better in night mode.

[05:38:24] Evelyn Cooper. Evelyn! I see you in the game. I see you in the game. I'm gonna put my chair

[05:38:36] back a little bit. Get a little bit more relaxed now that we are not encountering any spookies.

[05:38:43] Also, how did my camera manage to like continuously go this way?

[05:38:51] Any spooky?

[05:38:52] The dog's still eating!

[05:39:05] Jesus Christ!

[05:39:08] We got a slow eater over here.

[05:39:16] All looks good though.

[05:39:18] Yeah!

[05:39:20] I'd say all looks pretty good.

[05:39:24] What's in the recycling bin, huh?

[05:39:28] Sway to what?

[05:39:31] Restore.

[05:39:33] Guide.

[05:39:33] Oh, I thought that was an S. Test it.

[05:39:38] Biotype unknown.

[05:39:41] What is this?

[05:39:45] Guide to being a better person.

[05:39:47] Talk and talk, directed by Alec Carson.

[05:39:50] Oh, shi-

[05:39:52] That's what he was filming down below.

[05:39:56] Feel free to take a break whenever you need it.

[05:39:58] Step one, don't be rude.

[05:40:01] Nobody likes a rude person.

[05:40:03] Nobody likes a rude person.

[05:40:06] Being rude, what?

[05:40:10] Hey, what's happening?

[05:40:15] Sorry, it appears that something is wrong with the broadcast.

[05:40:20] In the meantime, enjoy some happy images.

[05:40:23] Oh, that is suspect.

[05:40:28] That dog too happy.

[05:40:30] Step to remain calm in any conversation.

[05:40:40] Oh, buddy!

[05:40:43] Bro downloaded like a one of them dark web files

[05:40:50] Secret to being calm is not to let your income makes you a better person

[05:40:56] Ayo, my man downloaded a dark web file, tried to delete it

[05:41:01] And that's how we caught the virus, most likely

[05:41:08] Okay. Okay. What's egg? Program can't start because it's missing for computer. Try installing

[05:41:22] the program to fix them. MC something? What is that? This? Which country is this flag?

[05:41:30] Israel, right? Let's go! Got one of them like capture checks right here. Capture

[05:41:39] checkpoints. What country is this flag? I have no idea. You guys know? I knew the

[05:41:45] Israel one for some reason.

[05:41:48] Is it Gambia?

[05:41:51] Lesotho?

[05:41:52] Belize?

[05:41:53] Belize?

[05:41:54] That's not even a place I know out of all these.

[05:42:01] Say Belize.

[05:42:03] Oh!

[05:42:04] Okay, that's Finland.

[05:42:07] Or no, no, no, no, no, no, that's Norway, right?

[05:42:12] It's either Norway or Finland.

[05:42:13] It's one of those two.

[05:42:14] Yeah, I love how you said it.

[05:42:17] not a real one it's norway hey you can't get this wrong it's banable if you

[05:42:26] get it wrong right thank god thank god I didn't want to thank thank god what

[05:42:32] country is this flag this flag is country the Brazil

[05:42:37] Where's the splatting?

[05:42:41] Why don't I want to say Zimbabwe or Zambia?

[05:42:45] It's not Venezuela. It's gonna be Central. Central African zombie is Zimbabwe.

[05:42:55] You think Zambia?

[05:42:57] Hey! You got it right! Me from Zambia?

[05:43:09] What country is this from? I know it's not Dominica. Georgia, Central African. Togo?

[05:43:19] Philippines or Gambia. It's Philippines or Gambia. That's that's eerily like the

[05:43:32] Philippines flag right? You guys should know. Imagine Ireland. There ain't no way.

[05:43:43] in a way that's an island flag what is island like green green white orange

[05:43:50] something like that it's a joke I just know it's like I want to say my gut is

[05:43:59] telling me Philippines but I'm oddly attracted to Gombe as the answer as well

[05:44:06] I feel like it might be that one.

[05:44:08] I'll go up that one!

[05:44:12] That's Swiss.

[05:44:15] Although, I thought the flag was bigger.

[05:44:19] How could it be just a square?

[05:44:21] That's gotta be Switzerland though, right?

[05:44:25] What country is this flag?

[05:44:30] That's North Korea!

[05:44:32] No, no, it's not is it? It's North Korea, right? Hey, how does violent code know though?

[05:44:41] Oh, how you know violent kid, huh? How'd you know that one?

[05:44:47] That appear curiosity. How'd you know that one?

[05:44:51] All right, that's Samoa. That's gotta be Samoa.

[05:44:59] Oh man, the Bahama is so close. Basically the same thing, no?

[05:45:07] What else have we got?

[05:45:09] I want to say that's like a Western Sahara. What? Oh my god. Oh no, we're flying.

[05:45:21] Flunking we're flunking now. What the heck? Okay, we know that's not Japan. I might be guitar

[05:45:29] I'm gonna say guitar. No, that doesn't look like a guitar flag. What the heck is the Angelo?

[05:45:35] No, which one which one this one is I guess I'll listen to you guys now

[05:45:40] You do think it's guitar

[05:45:44] My gut is telling me it's guitar

[05:45:46] Not Angelo for sure. Okay. So it's 50-50 at this point. It's not Dominica. That doesn't look like a Dominica flag for some reason.

[05:45:57] Oh my! Somebody said not Angelo for sure. Sniper over here with the freaking promised me. Pinky promised essentially that it wasn't gonna be that.

[05:46:14] What country is this flag?

[05:46:20] We already did beliefs, didn't we?

[05:46:26] Sri Lanka

[05:46:29] Oh my that means we got beliefs wrong the other time, didn't we?

[05:46:37] Okay

[05:46:39] That's kind of looking like United Kingdom

[05:46:43] It's looking a little like United Kingdom.

[05:46:46] I've never heard of Swaziland.

[05:46:50] Swaziland?

[05:46:51] Cayana?

[05:46:52] Bro, how am I supposed to know any of these?

[05:46:59] That's Kenya right there.

[05:47:00] No, that's Sri Lanka.

[05:47:02] Or the Fiji.

[05:47:04] None of the above.

[05:47:09] That's...

[05:47:10] Huh?

[05:47:11] Isn't that France?

[05:47:16] Eyo, isn't that the French line?

[05:47:23] I know it's not Italy. I know it's not Ireland.

[05:47:26] I know it's not Serbia. It's gotta be Yugoslavia.

[05:47:32] Yeah, let's go!

[05:47:36] Nigeria. Hey, let's go!

[05:47:38] Monaco let's go that's kind of like

[05:47:45] swear oh god yeah bonzio uh is that

[05:47:51] Denmark or is that Syria

[05:47:56] Ooooohohohoho!

[05:48:03] Romania?

[05:48:06] I don't know this one.

[05:48:09] I knew the other ones.

[05:48:10] I don't know this one.

[05:48:11] I want to say Romania though.

[05:48:13] AAAAAAAAHH!

[05:48:14] Let's toss between these two.

[05:48:16] Alright.

[05:48:17] When does this game end by the way?

[05:48:18] Are we doing like, literally all the flags?

[05:48:20] Jesus Christ.

[05:48:21] Cambodia...

[05:48:22] No.

[05:48:23] Ah!

[05:48:24] Maybe.

[05:48:25] Luxembourg. Ah, Luxembourg. Columbia. No. Latvia. Let's go. We already did that one.

[05:48:43] That ain't Taiwan, Burkina Faso, Malaysia, let's go.

[05:48:53] Uh, Christmas tree.

[05:48:56] Croatia.

[05:48:57] Ohhhh.

[05:48:58] India?

[05:48:59] Ohhhh.

[05:49:00] Serbia?

[05:49:01] I thought we already knew Serbia.

[05:49:03] Cambodia.

[05:49:04] Ohhhh.

[05:49:05] Vatican City.

[05:49:06] Jesus Christ.

[05:49:07] I forgot that it's a country.

[05:49:08] Oh Vatican City, Jesus Christ, I forgot that it's a country.

[05:49:15] That's Iceland, right?

[05:49:16] Or is it Paraguay?

[05:49:17] Ooh, I always get confused between these two.

[05:49:22] Paraguay or Iceland?

[05:49:23] Last one, last one, and then we gotta go.

[05:49:26] As fun as it is to learn all about the flags, we gotta go out to this...

[05:49:34] Highway

[05:49:40] Go with Papua

[05:49:45] Oh my god, that's not that am I I deserve to lose deserve to lose with the head

[05:49:50] All right, anyways, let's see what Carson wants

[05:49:55] Protects to me a couple times. What's this guy one tell me that

[05:49:58] It's done, it was just some Trojan, I'd recommend you only download software from trust websites.

[05:50:06] Tell that to my kid, but thanks, I'll drop you a nice tip when I get back.

[05:50:10] Hey, sounds good to me.

[05:50:14] So I guess we're good?

[05:50:15] Done with our mission?

[05:50:17] Yeah, what's on this laptop though?

[05:50:19] What was that say?

[05:50:23] Bytes?

[05:50:24] Bytes, Tiger, attacking police?

[05:50:28] Was that it?

[05:50:35] Cool, cool.

[05:50:40] Doki!

[05:50:42] Wait, that's a different dog.

[05:50:54] Yeah, why is it just like a sussy bottle of lotion on here out of nowhere?

[05:51:03] Sussy.

[05:51:08] What the lotion doing?

[05:51:15] Come on, that's a lot of bits.

[05:51:22] How are you still eating?

[05:51:24] That was enough for Zeke. Yeah, I agree. Bro. Lil' Bro has enough, man. I gotta bring

[05:51:39] him back inside. Zeke, you're gonna eat too much, boy. You're gonna eat too much.

[05:51:48] I don't know what we're drinking, but we're drinking.

[05:51:58] Okay, so what now?

[05:52:02] I mean, that was fun.

[05:52:04] Apart from that weird dark web file that we encountered, besides that, what are we doing?

[05:52:15] What are we doing?

[05:52:17] We go back in the basement.

[05:52:26] Need anything else, buddy?

[05:52:31] Do I have to go pee again?

[05:52:37] I was done with it.

[05:52:38] Dude, I love the visitation on that.

[05:52:43] I was done with it.

[05:52:44] Dude, where did the freaking stair- oh, it's over here.

[05:52:51] Dude, every single time.

[05:52:53] Now watch TV or something?

[05:52:56] Hello.

[05:52:57] Welcome.

[05:52:58] Cooking.

[05:52:59] I'm Jeffrey.

[05:53:00] I'm Jeffrey.

[05:53:01] And today we are cooking.

[05:53:02] That's what's weird.

[05:53:03] I love to be cooked.

[05:53:04] It's my fate.

[05:53:05] I love to be cooked.

[05:53:06] I love to be cooked.

[05:53:07] I love to be cooked.

[05:53:08] I love to be cooked.

[05:53:09] I love to be cooked.

[05:53:10] I love to be cooked.

[05:53:11] It's my

[05:53:21] What the heck

[05:53:28] They all how did you know what I'm watching oh

[05:53:35] We're watching the same thing right

[05:53:37] I think yeah, that's what you say. It's on

[05:53:43] It's like oh shoot somebody hacked our phone

[05:53:55] Jeffery really just be Jeffery sometimes

[05:54:02] It's that you see on Cartoon Network at like 12 a.m

[05:54:07] To start we pour the milk into the glass

[05:54:22] Very Carson

[05:54:25] There's some cash on them my nightstand

[05:54:28] Wait, what do we got to do?

[05:54:30] Also, I think we should get some groceries before I get too dark outside. We got to make a frickin. Oh my god

[05:54:35] Specialist ranch strawberry jelly

[05:54:40] Choco spread for Alec milk and eggs get garden peas get honey rice uncle Tony's only

[05:54:47] Catch up. Don't forget milk and eggs

[05:54:52] Okie-dokie the hand merchant

[05:54:59] I'll take

[05:55:01] Alright, unfortunately, as much as I would love to see, what my man could do with his hands.

[05:55:10] We gotta go.

[05:55:11] We gotta go.

[05:55:15] We're missing the best part, Evelyn said.

[05:55:22] That's shame.

[05:55:23] Where's the front door again?

[05:55:24] This one?

[05:55:25] Wait, what car do we use?

[05:55:34] His car?

[05:55:37] Really, it was too lazy to mod the garage?

[05:55:48] You're kidding me.

[05:55:49] We gotta walk there?

[05:55:51] I mean, I don't mind, but also, like, damn, not even, like, a bicycle that we could take.

[05:56:00] It's dark out, bro.

[05:56:01] Hey, what was that?

[05:56:03] So, are we walking there?

[05:56:05] Oh, my God.

[05:56:06] Hold on, maybe not, maybe not.

[05:56:08] Let me see.

[05:56:09] Maybe we're going from here?

[05:56:11] Oh, my God.

[05:56:14] Yeah, okay.

[05:56:16] I guess we're doing it.

[05:56:17] Bro, we walking.

[05:56:19] Let's go.

[05:56:20] Uh, what's that?

[05:56:30] I don't trust that car.

[05:56:40] Man, what's with that freaking music, man?

[05:56:47] That music is way too freaky.

[05:56:51] I couldn't just leave like that.

[05:56:52] What do you mean?

[05:56:53] I'm supposed to go to the store.

[05:56:57] Which car do I use?

[05:56:58] This one?

[05:56:59] Man, this is one of the neighborhoods that you stumble upon while you're trick-or-treating.

[05:57:09] next thing you know you're just in this like warped neighborhood they all got

[05:57:13] pumpkin heads when they opened the door

[05:57:20] which way is the grocery store

[05:57:23] Brother! How am I supposed to get to the grocery store then?

[05:57:44] I should get some groceries before it gets dark. That's what he said!

[05:57:49] How do I do that?

[05:58:09] Oh! We got to get the cash on the table, right?

[05:58:11] Bro said he left some cash on the table.

[05:58:13] That makes sense.

[05:58:15] That would be like the first thing.

[05:58:18] We got to get I don't see it though see a knife they're all there

[05:58:34] Anybody see some cash hey, that's a good pasta

[05:58:47] Where's the fucking money?

[05:58:54] Where's the fucking money at, man?

[05:59:05] Bro, what the heck?

[05:59:10] What am I missing here?

[05:59:13] Don't forget the milk and the eggs, we got a grocery list.

[05:59:20] What do we, uh, also I think you should get the groceries before it gets too dark outside.

[05:59:30] There's some cash in my nightstand.

[05:59:32] Oh hell no.

[05:59:35] He wants us to go in his room and grab the cash.

[05:59:38] Okay, there's definitely going to be something waiting for us when we go into that room.

[05:59:43] Oh a thousand percent something is waiting for us up there when we go into that room, dude. That's what it is

[05:59:52] Let's just tear off the band-aid and do it right let's do it

[06:00:03] Cash

[06:00:09] As long as we follow the script we're not supposed to die

[06:00:13] for your trouble yes something for yourself as well it's on the house thank

[06:00:26] you so now do we go are we are we actually walking there

[06:00:32] bro you mean a bicycle man at the very least I that's what I'm talking about

[06:00:38] You can take Alex's bike. It's outside the garage.

[06:00:42] That's what I'm talking about. Let's go.

[06:00:45] I was hoping. I was praying.

[06:00:48] That's the same truck that keeps passing this street.

[06:00:55] I think he's... what's the term? Scoping?

[06:01:06] Let's do it.

[06:01:08] which way is it

[06:01:15] bro scope in the house

[06:01:17] scope in place

[06:01:20] as the same

[06:01:21] like scope

[06:01:24] recon

[06:01:25] reconning

[06:01:27] that's what i meant to say

[06:01:30] nine twenty two p m

[06:01:37] This is, like, one of them weird streets.

[06:01:44] Is that the grocery store?

[06:01:48] Nobody better steal my bike!

[06:01:55] My good son!

[06:01:57] Be yourself.

[06:01:59] Oh...

[06:02:01] I don't think we're old enough, though.

[06:02:02] Choco cops!

[06:02:06] We need a choco spread.

[06:02:07] Whoa, why am I staring at the chest?

[06:02:11] And speak of the devil!

[06:02:14] Turn, Andy?

[06:02:16] Bro, your girl was here, she just left!

[06:02:22] My girl?

[06:02:23] What was her name?

[06:02:24] Girl or something?

[06:02:25] Dude, I said they're not dating anymore!

[06:02:26] Oh yeah, he hopped to that other chick so quick I didn't realize.

[06:02:27] Don't listen to him, but the dude she bought to me, he's not gonna let me down.

[06:02:28] I said they're not dating anymore!

[06:02:30] Oh yeah, he hopped to that other chick so quick that they didn't realize.

[06:02:35] Don't miss to him, but the dude she fucked tons and tons of cans.

[06:02:40] I think she's throwing like a party or something, you know, anything about it?

[06:02:45] Bro, she looks way older without the makeup.

[06:02:49] Milk energy bro.

[06:02:51] Ew, I think she's more of like a goth.

[06:02:55] Go off milk energy, bro

[06:02:59] Wait, are they talking about Evelyn? Oh damn

[06:03:05] Wait

[06:03:09] Are you guys done?

[06:03:12] Anyways, dude, what are you up to tonight?

[06:03:15] How sending for this guy Carson tonight?

[06:03:18] You mean at Alex?

[06:03:20] Yes, he goes to school with my sister.

[06:03:24] Her kid's a real weirdo, especially since his parents split up.

[06:03:30] Whatever fills my pockets I'm in for.

[06:03:32] Alright, dude, see you at school on Monday then.

[06:03:36] See you around, Andy!

[06:03:37] See you around!

[06:03:40] Back in high school, Turner was the class clown.

[06:03:42] He was also very popular for his douchebag cranks he'd pull on the other kids.

[06:03:47] Back in high school.

[06:03:48] Wait.

[06:03:49] We're not in high school anymore?

[06:03:51] Bro, looks like he's 12.

[06:03:54] All right, where's this, where's this grusher that's that, man?

[06:03:57] We need ranch.

[06:03:59] Strawberry jelly.

[06:04:00] Is that what this is?

[06:04:03] Do we need like a basket or something?

[06:04:12] Strawberry jelly.

[06:04:14] Is that chocolate spread?

[06:04:17] That's got to be chocolate spread, right?

[06:04:19] Excuse you!

[06:04:22] Hey son, do you work here?

[06:04:23] Uh...

[06:04:25] No?

[06:04:26] Ha! Okay son!

[06:04:29] My son likes mustard.

[06:04:31] I came here looking for it, but I can't find it for the life of me. Do you know where it is?

[06:04:37] Um...

[06:04:38] Let me get it for you.

[06:04:39] Oh! How nice of you! I'll be right over here!

[06:04:44] It's like right here, right? What is that? Is that mustard?

[06:04:50] Damn I put in the basket though. Where'd she go?

[06:04:53] Lady

[06:04:56] Frick this lady go there she is I

[06:05:00] Got I

[06:05:02] Got your mustard right here

[06:05:04] Wait, is that mustard in your basket?

[06:05:08] Take it take it. Oh my god, bro. Just take take the goddamn mustard

[06:05:19] Never, never helping her again.

[06:05:25] All right, we got the Choco spread.

[06:05:28] What else?

[06:05:29] What else is on the list?

[06:05:32] Strawberry jelly, we need milk and eggs.

[06:05:35] Do not forget the milk and eggs, the emphasis on that.

[06:05:41] And we can get whatever we want.

[06:05:44] So milk, we got milk.

[06:05:48] MOUKE! Wait, I don't know if I want milk.

[06:05:51] TOSTE! Shhhh, yeah.

[06:05:53] Hey, no, no, we don't want no milk.

[06:05:55] Gotta get fresh milk.

[06:05:58] I got the feeling it's not gonna count if we don't get fresh milk.

[06:06:04] Where the eggs at?

[06:06:08] Blah, blah!

[06:06:10] Eggs are supposed to be in the fridge.

[06:06:11] Hey, we got some eggs, let's go.

[06:06:14] What else?

[06:06:15] Garden peas, honey?

[06:06:18] Garden peas, honey, ranch, ketchup.

[06:06:21] Oh, is this it?

[06:06:27] Spaghetti!

[06:06:29] Wait.

[06:06:31] Uncle Tony's.

[06:06:33] I mean, Uncle Tony's, uh...

[06:06:36] Rice.

[06:06:39] Did I drop the eggs?

[06:06:41] Or am I good?

[06:06:45] Did my eggs drop?

[06:06:48] Hey. Hey. All right, where's Uncle Tony's rice? Are these hooligans blocking it?

[06:07:02] Oh, got some instant noodles, ricey spicy, is that Uncle Tony?

[06:07:18] Rock a barely sea.

[06:07:22] It's really hard to make out the pixels.

[06:07:31] I mean, they don't have Uncle Tony's rice, so we got to settle.

[06:07:37] Oh, it's up there!

[06:07:41] Done.

[06:07:45] Not done.

[06:07:46] We got the jelly, we got the spread, we got the milk and eggs.

[06:07:49] Honey, garden peas, ketchup.

[06:07:51] We'll catch a bat.

[06:07:53] Does that catch up?

[06:07:56] What is that?

[06:07:58] No, that's like some detergent.

[06:08:02] Catch ya!

[06:08:06] I think. Oh, shoot!

[06:08:10] Put in the basket. Uh, honey?

[06:08:14] Honey's gotta be over here.

[06:08:18] Nut.

[06:08:22] Is that honey? Bro. How is anyone

[06:08:26] Supposed to make out what that is.

[06:08:33] God damn it.

[06:08:35] Honey! Oh, thank god.

[06:08:38] Okay, and then the peas.

[06:08:41] We got the rice, we got the ketchup,

[06:08:44] Chocoh-spread. Oh, we don't have ranch!

[06:08:48] That's ranch, right? That's gotta be ranch.

[06:08:53] Or is that ranch? Oh, shoot.

[06:08:55] oh shoot real real what I can't see we're taking it just to be on the safe side

[06:09:07] we're gonna take it like real ranch real male all right what else do we need the

[06:09:18] Uh, the piece.

[06:09:20] Piece and we're gone. Is that piece?

[06:09:22] What is that?

[06:09:24] That looks like piece to me.

[06:09:26] Right?

[06:09:28] Garden piece?

[06:09:33] Where's your- this is a garden piece.

[06:09:34] Let's go. Let's- let's try it out. Let's check out.

[06:09:36] See what happens.

[06:09:39] It looks heavy, kid.

[06:09:40] Should I build you the left for ya, you abominable?

[06:09:45] No, hold on. What was I missing?

[06:09:46] Mr. Carson didn't even have money for me to buy extra stuff. You're kidding. We got to get rid of a

[06:09:55] Shoot

[06:09:59] Gotta get rid of that I think

[06:10:01] All right

[06:10:03] That's it. Should I build you this way? Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. I thought bro said to

[06:10:10] Buy some the next one for myself

[06:10:12] Thanks for shopping at Nooks. You have a good one

[06:10:16] Just like that, bro. Just like that.

[06:10:20] Hey, nobody stole my bike. Thank God.

[06:10:24] Let's do it. Let's do it.

[06:10:28] I thought they were going to spill some tea on the...

[06:10:32] Carson family or something.

[06:10:36] Oh, what the f-

[06:10:40] Let's go!

[06:10:44] God damn!

[06:10:48] I want to sleep around a little bit.

[06:10:52] Little exploration.

[06:10:58] Hey, what the?

[06:11:06] What the fuck? Bro, I can't do it. I can't ride a bike.

[06:11:14] What did I say, Hickory?

[06:11:23] Ah, we're out of here, okay.

[06:11:27] Bro, I can't.

[06:11:30] Come on, man.

[06:11:31] It shouldn't be this hard.

[06:11:35] Let's go.

[06:11:43] Back to our sketchy, dystopian neighborhood.

[06:11:47] What the?

[06:11:48] I had to pee again and I was starting to feel a little hungry at the time.

[06:12:12] We're past the house.

[06:12:21] You gotta be kidding me.

[06:12:26] Where's our house at?

[06:12:30] Gotta be this one right.

[06:12:36] Oh god.

[06:12:38] We're leaving the bike here.

[06:12:42] Make sure nobody's like looking through the windows or something weird hey I didn't turn

[06:12:58] TV off by the way that wasn't me I wonder what the dog is doing.

[06:13:10] I kept groceries in the kitchen, yeah.

[06:13:14] Thought I'd get to school work.

[06:13:16] Thought I'd get some school work done now.

[06:13:18] What, like this stuff?

[06:13:24] Where's my school work at?

[06:13:32] Please don't say it's in this room.

[06:13:40] Oh my god, where's the school work at man?

[06:13:44] I feel like it would have to be in the kitchen.

[06:13:49] It has to be this.

[06:13:58] Oh my god.

[06:14:03] Unless I left my bag somewhere.

[06:14:10] You guys know what I'm supposed to do.

[06:14:39] like a spearball right now. Spearball from Goku. Where the heck is this kid leaving

[06:14:46] his homework at? Bathroom? Oh, did they say FTP?

[06:14:51] It wasn't me!

[06:15:09] I did nothing, okay?

[06:15:12] Proofs?

[06:15:13] Or it didn't happen?

[06:15:15] Alright?

[06:15:17] Proofs?

[06:15:18] Or it didn't happen?

[06:15:20] That's how things work in America.

[06:15:24] Do we have to like sit down somewhere?

[06:15:28] Go to the basement?

[06:15:32] Put this in the fridge?

[06:15:34] I don't know.

[06:15:37] Like I said, I have to get to my schoolwork from Monday.

[06:15:40] I mean, I'm trying.

[06:15:41] Where the heck is your schoolwork at, bro?

[06:15:49] You leaving in one of the rooms?

[06:15:51] It's got to be in one of the rooms, right?

[06:15:53] Oh, maybe the guest bedroom.

[06:16:00] Oh, hell.

[06:16:06] Maybe I keep seeing this girl everywhere.

[06:16:10] And it's creepy.

[06:16:13] I can't see a goddamn thing.

[06:16:16] What the heck is that wait weren't those sheets on the bed

[06:16:22] someone cooked in there wait really hey if you spot this kid's homework please

[06:16:47] Let me know please somebody cooked in here no pasta's still there I think I

[06:16:57] think this plate was here already oh it's homework

[06:17:01] where's your homework at man

[06:17:05] Oh, but the oven is on.

[06:17:12] That's kind of weird.

[06:17:20] Where's this kid's homework, dude?

[06:17:34] I love how the game expects me to just know.

[06:17:41] Where's this kid so much supposed to be, man?

[06:17:45] Jesus Christ.

[06:17:48] Let me see.

[06:17:56] Ridiculous.

[06:17:58] Ridiculous.

[06:18:00] You're kidding. It's on the computer? Oh my Lantus. Oh my Lantus. Okay, let's go.

[06:18:30] But I love how it's like they just expected me to know that

[06:18:34] As far we know where this kid's freaking homework would be

[06:18:38] But let's go do it. You know what?

[06:18:41] You know what?

[06:18:44] Think I think I'm gonna bring the flashlight with me

[06:18:48] Because you never know when you got to go into a creepy room and you can't see a goddamn thing

[06:18:53] It would be nice to have a flashlight on you

[06:18:55] But yeah, his homework is going to be on this guy's office.

[06:19:01] Hey, that's his room.

[06:19:03] Where's his office at?

[06:19:06] This is the laundry.

[06:19:11] Oh, those books are here too.

[06:19:15] Okay.

[06:19:16] Whoa, we got a lot of text.

[06:19:18] Andy.

[06:19:19] Is that the kid at the grocery store?

[06:19:20] Dude, you said you're at Carson's, right?

[06:19:23] You need to see this. Search up Roy Carson divorce on the internet right now.

[06:19:29] Uh...

[06:19:32] Okay.

[06:19:36] Hey, what's going on over here? Internet browser.

[06:19:41] Roy Carson divorce?

[06:19:49] What do we got?

[06:19:50] Roy Carson, co-founder of BN Media, claims to be receiving death threats from the angry

[06:19:55] fans of his ex-wife.

[06:19:58] Why?

[06:20:00] Hunter News, it's not unusual for audience to be nosy about some of the celebrities.

[06:20:09] Personal matters, but sometimes it's just too overbearing.

[06:20:12] We see something similar with the case of Roy Carson, the COO and co-founder of BN

[06:20:17] media after his very public breakup and divorce with his wife, former actress

[06:20:21] Alyssa Brown Carson has allegedly been receiving death threats from the fans of

[06:20:25] Alyssa Brown for the rumored infidelity that underwent within the said

[06:20:29] relationship. Okay, so let's say where Carson has had people knocking on his door

[06:20:36] to confront him. Oh no, we got somebody at the door. Very vocal about the situation

[06:20:42] yet the hunter news is actually trying to reach out to her so you oh my god bro

[06:20:47] what's up the camera it's almost at the door where

[06:20:59] huh

[06:21:01] Who is this?

[06:21:08] Do we go answer it?

[06:21:09] I think we have to go answer it, right?

[06:21:17] So what?

[06:21:18] Is this a bunch of angry people?

[06:21:19] Can I just go tell them, like, hey, you got the wrong person?

[06:21:23] Are you getting here? I'm out of sitting.

[06:21:31] Coming!

[06:21:35] Who is it?

[06:21:37] Your delivery for your one medium size from Pizza Deposter?

[06:21:49] Uh, what delivery? I didn't order any pizza.

[06:21:51] You're one medium-sized pepperoni, sir.

[06:21:56] You must be at the wrong address.

[06:22:00] This is 224 Boulevard, right?

[06:22:05] Yeah, that's correct.

[06:22:08] It's ordered by the name of...

[06:22:11] Yeah, who?

[06:22:13] Um...

[06:22:15] Roy Carson?

[06:22:17] Why do you have a question mark on that?

[06:22:22] Hell no!

[06:22:23] Hell no!

[06:22:24] We outta here.

[06:22:25] No!

[06:22:26] No!

[06:22:27] Did he?

[06:22:28] Hey, why does he text me though?

[06:22:29] Why does he text me saying like, hey, I ordered you a pizza, buddy?

[06:22:30] Huh?

[06:22:31] I don't have no text to say, hey, did you order me a pizza, buddy?

[06:22:32] Let me take a look.

[06:22:33] Okay.

[06:22:34] Okay.

[06:22:35] Okay.

[06:22:36] Okay.

[06:22:37] Okay.

[06:22:38] Okay.

[06:22:39] Okay.

[06:22:40] Let me take a look.

[06:22:47] Does he have pizza?

[06:22:48] I can't tell.

[06:22:49] What's that on the ground?

[06:22:52] That looks like a double bag.

[06:22:53] That don't look like no pizza bag.

[06:22:57] That straight up looks like a double bag.

[06:22:58] Or we're trying to kill me over here.

[06:23:01] Oh no.

[06:23:02] Why is it showing another thing?

[06:23:11] Oh, the dog's in the house. Okay, thank god.

[06:23:19] Do we have to go back to the door?

[06:23:21] He's still there! Okay, so I guess we have to go back to the door, right?

[06:23:32] Hey, I'm waiting for the dog! Let's go see what's happening. Let's go see what's popping.

[06:23:46] Yeah, yeah, yeah, what do you want, buddy?

[06:23:51] Please open the door, sir.

[06:23:53] Hell no.

[06:23:55] Wait, what did you do?

[06:23:59] Can we see somehow?

[06:24:03] If Bro's actually got a pizza bag?

[06:24:07] That's a duffel bag.

[06:24:09] That ain't no...

[06:24:10] Do you want me to cancel the order?

[06:24:14] yes I'm good I don't need a pizza

[06:24:25] that might be pizza it looks like a

[06:24:30] stuff back though am I supposed to open the door I don't understand I love how

[06:24:45] I'm using this flashlight it's like a it's like a freaking little weapon over

[06:24:52] here I have no idea what I'm supposed to do

[06:25:00] Well, if the game's not gonna give me any clues, I feel like I'm somehow forced to open

[06:25:18] the door, right?

[06:25:19] If the game's not doing anything else.

[06:25:22] Are you there, sir?

[06:25:26] Haha, like, bro ain't gonna go away.

[06:25:53] How up point does he leave?

[06:25:54] There's no way it's going to actually get me to open the door.

[06:25:58] That wouldn't make any sense.

[06:26:12] Maybe I should just ignore him for a certain amount of time.

[06:26:25] How much time needs to pass based on the tutorial that I'm seeing

[06:26:31] Bro just all of a sudden disappears. That's what's crazy

[06:26:39] Oh my god, it's gone finally

[06:26:43] Dude

[06:26:48] Oh

[06:26:49] Wait, no, that was the backyard. I

[06:26:51] I think bro is checking out the backyard. Yeah, okay, hold on then let me double check what I'm supposed to do here

[06:27:00] I know he finally left you know many cancel the order

[06:27:14] Yeah, we're supposed to open the door. Okay. I was looking when it when it looked like he was gone

[06:27:19] It was because of the back door

[06:27:21] Okay let's go do it. Jesus.

[06:27:27] Man, my man is aggressive. Why don't you just cancel the order?

[06:27:34] Okay, okay, god damn.

[06:27:39] Take the goddamn pizza.

[06:27:47] Now what? It's probably gonna change your quest.

[06:27:49] But, do you think I could wait inside until the rain's over?

[06:27:55] It's probably not very safe to be out here right now.

[06:27:58] And I forgot my raincoat and the shovel.

[06:28:02] I'm not sure what my dad thinks upstairs.

[06:28:06] Uh, do we be honest?

[06:28:08] If anyone's gonna try and hurt Roy, we just wanna be honest, though.

[06:28:14] Or do we just say no? We don't have to get this dude an explanation.

[06:28:19] Let's just say no.

[06:28:24] Oh, I understand.

[06:28:27] Well, you have a good day.

[06:28:29] Yeah.

[06:28:31] Wait inside for what?

[06:28:35] What was Brogan wait inside for?

[06:28:37] I don't want to say it's not my house because then he might have felt compelled to like...

[06:28:43] I don't know.

[06:28:45] What's on the pizza, by the way?

[06:28:47] I guarantee you there's spit in it.

[06:28:54] I guarantee you there's some spit in this pizza.

[06:29:14] in puke. That is a combo. Okay. If I don't go watch some TV while eating. Oh, okay.

[06:29:27] So I guess he really did buy me a pizza, though. Look out for some pizzas. It should

[06:29:33] arrive any minute now, enjoy. Bro, now you tell me after the fricking dude had to spam

[06:29:38] my doorbell?

[06:29:41] God damn.

[06:29:44] Let's go!

[06:29:50] Delicious.

[06:29:56] While we're watching some chow-ten news.

[06:29:59] Delicious.

[06:30:00] Hey, that's kind of weird.

[06:30:03] That's my man, watch him.

[06:30:19] Delicious.

[06:30:24] Keep it during that pizza.

[06:30:27] Are you going to work?

[06:30:29] No, I have to spend the night.

[06:30:31] Oh

[06:30:34] We never

[06:30:40] Do that

[06:30:43] We're just gossiping about her

[06:30:45] Storms he makes me solve math work till my head hurts. I can't escape

[06:30:50] Can I use that?

[06:30:52] Somebody's at the door.

[06:30:54] Can I eat this last piece at least?

[06:30:56] Thank God.

[06:30:58] I couldn't leave one slice of pizza in a box.

[06:31:00] That's just like, that's just crazy.

[06:31:02] I know I heard a knock at the door.

[06:31:04] Well, we're not going to open it.

[06:31:06] I should have closed the TV.

[06:31:08] Oh.

[06:31:10] I heard a knock at the door.

[06:31:12] Well, we're not going to open it.

[06:31:14] I should have closed the TV.

[06:31:16] Oh.

[06:31:18] I should have closed the TV. Oh, dang it.

[06:31:22] Not bad.

[06:31:25] And so I did.

[06:31:28] Hell, what the freak is that?

[06:31:32] Oh, it's a tree.

[06:31:33] Ha ha ha, yeah.

[06:31:41] Y'all see anybody? I don't see anybody.

[06:31:43] Oh, shoot. Let's take a look at the text. Good night, Noah. Hope everything's okay. Sorry, I got cut up with work. Good night, Eve. Sweet dreams.

[06:31:53] What the- what the-? Hard simple? Damn! Wait, I thought they weren't dating anymore. Or is that somebody new?

[06:32:00] Oh, that's right. The two kids at the store were talking about somebody else. Pretty sure.

[06:32:07] Let's take a look at the cameras

[06:32:10] We got we got security systems for a reason

[06:32:13] Let's take a look

[06:32:15] We got we got movement

[06:32:19] Hey, hey, they're going through the back bro. Who is that?

[06:32:23] Hey, I saw that.

[06:32:39] Hey, oh, they're in the backyard.

[06:32:44] I'm going to be in the backyard, but that kind of looked like a woman.

[06:32:53] Oh, is it the wife?

[06:32:55] Dude, it's the wife.

[06:32:56] That's the twist.

[06:32:57] It's the wife.

[06:32:58] Thousand percent.

[06:32:59] Thousand percent.

[06:33:00] I also have no idea where I left my flashlight.

[06:33:05] I don't see anybody.

[06:33:13] There's like two... oh, here it is.

[06:33:25] I was like, there's two doors.

[06:33:27] She was coming by the side door over here.

[06:33:32] Oh, I should look over here.

[06:33:40] Okay.

[06:33:44] Was that milk there before?

[06:33:53] Okay, there's my flashlight. Do we just go back up?

[06:33:58] Make sure the dog is okay.

[06:34:02] Don't worry, I'm watching.

[06:34:12] We don't have any activity on the cameras though.

[06:34:14] It would show like that little person symbol thing.

[06:34:17] Oh, they left us something, right?

[06:34:20] I know, they left us something in the front door.

[06:34:23] We gotta go.

[06:34:24] We gotta go grab that thing.

[06:34:25] Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

[06:34:27] It's probably like a horse head or something.

[06:34:31] It makes a little symbol, a little sign.

[06:34:38] What was that?

[06:34:45] I didn't know what to make of it.

[06:34:50] Yeah, that's definitely the girl, dude!

[06:34:54] Here you go, back to the cameras.

[06:34:58] I don't send her

[06:35:00] Texting us. Hey, how are you? What did you have for dinner?

[06:35:04] That's kind of weird. Why are you texting us? I?

[06:35:10] Assumed it was a wrong number

[06:35:13] Yeah, we beg of games it was strange, but I dismissed the tip. I dismissed I

[06:35:18] It was strange, but I dismissed the thought as a weird coincidence besides I had a lot of work to catch one, okay

[06:35:25] Fair enough fair enough

[06:35:27] We're coincidence, you know? Happens.

[06:35:32] Just getting back to the homework.

[06:35:40] Nice.

[06:35:42] I-I wouldn't open the door, Evelyn, but...

[06:35:45] The game is like, you-you wanna progress? You have to.

[06:35:49] 1.36 a.m. Oh, shoot.

[06:35:52] Well, I was in the middle of my schoolwork. The power went off? Oh my god, and we got

[06:35:58] five text messages from this frickin...

[06:36:01] Whoa! Are you by yourself? Why do you keep ignoring me? Why are you always so mean to

[06:36:10] me? You're being very mature right now. Fine, if you're gonna be like this, then I don't

[06:36:16] need you anyways. Todd is so much hotter anyways. Is this like the mistress? I feel like it is the

[06:36:23] mistress. I think the flowers were meant for Roy. In that moment I was almost certain that it had to

[06:36:29] be a prank by Turner. I just knew guys like him very well. Damn it is dark. Besides him and

[06:36:38] anywhere the only ones that I knew were uh house sitting alone that's true like good

[06:36:44] sports that's right we got to get rid of this goddamn virus password again

[06:36:52] we're always got to give you the password let's go let's go let's go

[06:37:00] come on daddy oh

[06:37:04] Don't do that. He might cut himself because the can is sharp. Nah, it's okay. Don't worry. He's made of pixels. It's fine

[06:37:12] Rose made of pixels

[06:37:13] It'll be totally fine

[06:37:15] The important thing is is that he's having his dinner

[06:37:18] I'm gonna good lunch and it's all gonna work out

[06:37:21] Just install. Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're gonna have to install something here. Alec

[06:37:37] Ale Carson, 5387.

[06:37:40] Got it.

[06:37:42] Got it.

[06:37:47] Done.

[06:37:48] Let's go.

[06:37:50] Welcome.

[06:37:53] Welcome, traveler.

[06:37:59] Oh, it's the internet browser.

[06:38:02] Get full protection.

[06:38:04] This is like literally how you end up with a virus by the way, literally has all the makings of the virus

[06:38:13] Downloading antivirus 96. Oh, hell no, man. That's all the makings of an actual virus right there

[06:38:24] Perform the full scan

[06:38:26] Let's get rid of these threats two threats found already. That's crazy three

[06:38:30] Wait, it's different every time because last time I only had like two, that's so weird.

[06:38:38] Seven threats found?

[06:38:39] Whoa!

[06:38:40] What the freak?

[06:38:43] That's a lot.

[06:38:47] Remove the viruses.

[06:38:49] Disgusting.

[06:38:51] Troaching viruses.

[06:38:57] I know, I feel like it just makes up a number at this point.

[06:39:07] Plot twist.

[06:39:08] It scans your real computer and tells you how many viruses there are there.

[06:39:11] It's possible.

[06:39:12] I'm not going to lie, that would actually be quite the plot twist.

[06:39:16] Hey, we're all protected.

[06:39:19] Whoa.

[06:39:20] I wanted to know what the egg.x did.

[06:39:26] Can I go full screen on this or no?

[06:39:33] That's a shame.

[06:39:39] Evelyn Cooper is texting me.

[06:39:46] This one of the freaky stuff happens.

[06:40:03] Unregistered hypercam too.

[06:40:07] Aw, cute puppy.

[06:40:12] Cute puppy.

[06:40:14] Don't kill it, please.

[06:40:16] Please, for the love of God, don't kill it.

[06:40:31] We got Spooky now.

[06:40:35] I know, if only they had a copanguin, frickin' hack.

[06:40:38] .x.

[06:40:40] Available at our disposal.

[06:40:42] That's all we have for today. Okay. What a shame.

[06:40:46] What a shame! Critical error! My God, how am I supposed to make copies of that video, though?

[06:40:53] Let's take a look at the camera.

[06:41:02] Night vision mode activated.

[06:41:06] The dog is still eating. The dog- what does it look like?

[06:41:10] Is that like somebody's urn?

[06:41:14] Bro, is that the grandma in there?

[06:41:17] That's just rude. Well, computers all cleaned up. Skidaddle skidoodle.

[06:41:25] Let's take a look at these text messages.

[06:41:29] Wait, that place got a TV? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.

[06:41:33] Uh, time to have a thing, so I'll drop you a nice tip when I get back. What did I say?

[06:41:36] Oh, don't know. Yeah, I love what he says. Don't download any

[06:41:43] softwares from untrusted. Whoops. Websites. And yet bro just

[06:41:50] immediately downloaded like this antivirus on his computer. I don't know where.

[06:41:54] You're gonna leave the flashlight right there for its accessibility. Let's take a look at this program.

[06:42:01] I know this is getting stuffy. Oh God.

[06:42:07] I'm stuck.

[06:42:18] Let me grab some water. I'll be right back.

[06:42:31] The cat food are to this conveniently placed pan on a stove.

[06:42:41] Listen to this.

[06:42:45] Like a baby suckling upon a mother's puzzle.

[06:42:50] Don't worry about it.

[06:42:51] I know.

[06:42:52] Very scary stuff.

[06:42:53] Wait there while it's cooking.

[06:42:54] Got even scarier when I just left you guys behind.

[06:42:58] I will be prepared what's known as

[06:43:00] The piece of cardboard dipped in milk.

[06:43:03] We will eat it.

[06:43:05] A piece of cardboard and a glass.

[06:43:08] And some milk.

[06:43:09] And they're going to show SpongeBob.

[06:43:11] To start the pork milk into the glass.

[06:43:18] And the shell looks kind of good though.

[06:43:20] Next, we dip the cardboard into the milk.

[06:43:24] Groceries.

[06:43:25] We got the grocery list, that's right.

[06:43:27] We got to go pick up our groceries.

[06:43:29] Definitely would just be Jeff sometimes.

[06:43:32] It's time. Let's get out of here.

[06:43:39] The cat food is cooking.

[06:43:41] Oh, let's go get the bike.

[06:43:47] It is next to the garage.

[06:43:54] Let's take care of the house.

[06:43:59] I gotta wait for that text for him to tell me.

[06:44:06] Take the bicycle I guess.

[06:44:09] I didn't know.

[06:44:10] Maybe I need something.

[06:44:15] Like the uh...

[06:44:17] Oh shit.

[06:44:19] I thought that was somebody's hand for a second.

[06:44:22] Like a wooden hand.

[06:44:27] I don't know how long they put the shell for it.

[06:44:45] We're grabbing everything in here.

[06:44:50] Wait, we can drink the milk?

[06:45:05] Semi skimmed?

[06:45:07] Oh, disgusting.

[06:45:10] utterly disgusting I'm missing the best part well let me head on back then

[06:45:27] a bro

[06:45:30] The toilet trip will be crazy.

[06:45:43] Oh hell you said it.

[06:45:45] Yeah that toilet trip is going to be a little spicy.

[06:45:49] All that milk in the system is going to be a little spicy.

[06:45:53] Alright Mr. Carson tell me what I need to know.

[06:45:56] What is this?

[06:45:57] Damn.

[06:45:58] These are the grandma's urns.

[06:46:00] Oh, shoot.

[06:46:02] Okay.

[06:46:06] Oh my god. I thought it actually broke. Holy smokes.

[06:46:12] Damn!

[06:46:14] Let's play soccer with grandma's urns here.

[06:46:16] You know what?

[06:46:18] Get the f*** out of here.

[06:46:28] Speedrun watching a TV ad.

[06:46:32] Literally.

[06:46:33] I'm waiting.

[06:46:34] I'm supposed to be waiting for this dude to text me.

[06:46:36] He's supposed to text me, man.

[06:46:39] I'm going to do this first.

[06:46:41] Why does he say I need to take care of the house?

[06:46:48] Ah, bro.

[06:46:49] I do what?

[06:46:50] Do I have to pee again?

[06:46:52] And do what just begin all that look my system

[06:47:04] Bruh I was done with it whoa

[06:47:15] Why is it so buggy

[06:47:22] Okay, Mr. Carson, come on now.

[06:47:27] Let's go, let's go.

[06:47:29] You're all supposed to tell me, am I supposed to look at the list, is that why?

[06:47:34] Uh-huh.

[06:47:35] Man, what was that?

[06:47:38] Oh, I saw you, dude.

[06:47:42] You're supposed to take care of the house.

[06:47:47] What way?

[06:47:48] I'm gonna go check the backyard. Maybe there's something.

[06:47:54] Damn, somebody left a big mess right there. Huge mess.

[06:48:03] Hey, why did it just have like some spooky music going on?

[06:48:09] Hey, what's with the spooky music?

[06:48:13] somebody out here back dog is still eating it's crazy

[06:48:21] music bro scare me like that hey got trapped the spirits outside oh maybe

[06:48:31] that was it maybe I needed to take away the food from the dog the dog

[06:48:43] I don't like that message at the game set.

[06:48:48] What message?

[06:48:51] That was enough for Zeke.

[06:48:54] That's enough Zeke.

[06:48:56] That's enough, okay?

[06:49:00] Okay, this dude is supposed to send me a message saying that there's a bicycle outside.

[06:49:05] What more am I supposed to do?

[06:49:12] Did I bring my flashlight?

[06:49:16] Whoa!

[06:49:17] Hello.

[06:49:18] I haven't turned on the TV before.

[06:49:20] My name is Korok.

[06:49:25] Oh, weird. Enough strong.

[06:49:42] The wolf is dead, I think they're...

[06:49:50] We must hold our hands together.

[06:49:55] We have it back to the grave of Mount Hovery.

[06:49:58] Shut up, Orr, as nobody cares.

[06:50:01] Jesus.

[06:50:06] Hey, this is actually spooky.

[06:50:12] Oh my god.

[06:50:14] Oh, that's crazy.

[06:50:17] Spooky right there.

[06:50:19] Hold up.

[06:50:21] Shut your mouth!

[06:50:24] Until next time.

[06:50:26] Guys, close door.

[06:50:27] They got some evil spirits in there, man.

[06:50:30] Can't be letting them out.

[06:50:32] Got some lotion.

[06:50:42] I'm over here trying to pee, that's not letting me.

[06:51:00] I forget what it is that I trigger this freaking dude to tell me that there's a bicycle outside.

[06:51:07] what do you want me to do

[06:51:13] all my god the fricking money bro

[06:51:17] i was for that that

[06:51:20] now we got cash for good

[06:51:22] i'm gonna tell me that there's like a bicycle side right

[06:51:26] ssss

[06:51:28] yeah there we go okay

[06:51:30] let's do this let's do this

[06:51:33] um...

[06:51:36] Okay, now he's supposed to text me again.

[06:51:44] Nice! There it is, there it is.

[06:51:47] He's got this over with.

[06:51:53] Gotta do our chores.

[06:51:57] We will be good boys, and do our chores.

[06:52:06] You get a dog for yourself, he said get anything?

[06:52:17] Ain't no way bro left enough cash for that.

[06:52:23] Oh shoot!

[06:52:28] Bro!

[06:52:29] You really just ran me over?

[06:52:33] other reasons I could have died that night that's wild bro he just ran right

[06:52:43] into me and then honked after instead of before

[06:52:47] probably just honked afterwards like nothing

[06:52:52] I did sir how you doing today?

[06:52:55] good you nice let's get a basket

[06:52:59] Star Shopping, yeah?

[06:53:01] I know we needed some, uh...

[06:53:03] We need some jam.

[06:53:05] We need the spread, the Choco spread, from what I remember.

[06:53:09] We need some of this mayonnaise.

[06:53:11] Uh, the mustard.

[06:53:15] I think that's the honey.

[06:53:17] Gotta get some of this ketchup.

[06:53:21] Uh, oh wait, maybe that's not the right ranch.

[06:53:23] Hold on, hold on.

[06:53:25] Goddamn.

[06:53:27] Is that right out of my way?

[06:53:30] That's right okay

[06:53:32] Pretty sure we need that this we did that

[06:53:36] We need the mustard

[06:53:40] What else

[06:53:42] So we got the ranch we got the jelly with the spread

[06:53:45] And we need the peas the rice

[06:53:48] peas rice milk and eggs

[06:53:52] I'm owning

[06:53:54] peas rice milk and eggs the rice was over here on top right eggs where's the

[06:54:05] milk where's the milk milk voice whoa lady whoa turner Andy

[06:54:24] This is when they're gossiping about some girl, basically.

[06:54:37] That we're no longer with.

[06:54:38] And we're just talking about some milk energy.

[06:54:43] Damn, you guys done?

[06:54:46] Anyways dude, what are you up to tonight?

[06:54:52] up at the Carson house. Whatever fills my pockets there. Bucco. See you around Andy. See you

[06:55:01] around. I didn't get the first, I didn't get all the items on the list. You're kidding.

[06:55:08] Oh the peas. It's like a pack, what is it, this? No, that looks like coconut cream. Whoa!

[06:55:19] Ayo, buddy!

[06:55:21] Gotta back it up, man. That's a little too close.

[06:55:24] At this angle, that's a little too close.

[06:55:27] Holy Christ, no, I don't work here.

[06:55:33] My sun likes mustard.

[06:55:35] I came here looking for it, but I can't find it for the life of me.

[06:55:39] Do you know where it is?

[06:55:42] Uh, okay.

[06:55:45] Oh my God, bro.

[06:55:47] That's crazy.

[06:55:49] Are these peas?

[06:55:54] I think we're good to go.

[06:55:59] Hey-ho!

[06:56:01] Didn't leave me enough money.

[06:56:03] Oh, so that's not peas?

[06:56:05] Take the- God, dang.

[06:56:08] Things back.

[06:56:10] Where are the peas?

[06:56:14] That wasn't peas.

[06:56:19] Guard of Peace?

[06:56:21] Let's go.

[06:56:24] What? Is there something...

[06:56:31] Did I take the wrong thing in the cart?

[06:56:33] Hey, well exactly, why are they hiding the peas?

[06:56:48] We have the ranch, we have the strawberry jelly, we have the choco spread, we've got the milk

[06:56:52] and eggs, pretty sure we got the honey, we definitely have the ketchup.

[06:56:58] Yo, where's the P's at?

[06:57:04] Is it a specific brand?

[06:57:11] Garden piece.

[06:57:12] Yo, that was it.

[06:57:13] That was totally it.

[06:57:14] Hold on.

[06:57:15] You're a girl!

[06:57:16] How is that not it?

[06:57:17] What does that say?

[06:57:18] Can y'all read that?

[06:57:19] I don't know.

[06:57:20] I don't know.

[06:57:21] What does that say? Can y'all read that?

[06:57:31] Garden peas! Oh, so there's something else in my basket that's wrong. This ain't it?

[06:57:38] Oh my god, what the heck is wrong here? What do we have that's bad? We gotta dump everything

[06:57:46] thing on the floor god damn okay let's take a look at our list here what the

[06:57:53] heck is that right is that not mustard pretty sure it's mustard that's the rice

[06:57:59] the milk for sure maybe that was the wrong jam hey where's my eggs where my

[06:58:11] Okay, the peas. Maybe the honey. No, that's honey. This is jam. The choco spread. Unless

[06:58:25] you want it like a nut spread. Did we get the mustard already? We got, no, we didn't

[06:58:32] I haven't got the mustard yet.

[06:58:34] That's mustard.

[06:58:39] This is the ranch.

[06:58:45] Got the ketchup.

[06:58:49] Got the milk.

[06:58:53] The rice.

[06:58:57] Who stole my eggs?

[06:59:00] Ew, who the?

[06:59:01] Oh my god, I swear it was the grandmother.

[06:59:05] Let's go get the eggs back.

[06:59:12] Unless there's like a different cardinal milk.

[06:59:20] Nah.

[06:59:21] Nah, it's all the same.

[06:59:24] What the heck then?

[06:59:27] Check the list again. Is there a muster on it?

[06:59:29] Oh my god is-

[06:59:30] Why did I pick up mustard? Why did I think there was mustard on the list?

[06:59:34] Holy Christ. Thank you for telling me

[06:59:37] That is too funny. Okay, okay

[06:59:40] Okay, peas honey choco spread the ranch milk

[06:59:46] Nice eggs. I think we got it. We're good. I'm still missing some things on the list. What are we missing? What are we missing?

[06:59:52] We got what do we have the jam? We don't have the jam

[06:59:55] Get the jam. Okay. We're good

[06:59:57] And let's go.

[07:00:00] Woo!

[07:00:01] Thank you for your help, Reed.

[07:00:03] Thank you for your help.

[07:00:04] Yeah, there was no mustard on the list.

[07:00:06] Jesus.

[07:00:07] Why did I think there was mustard on the list?

[07:00:12] And there it is.

[07:00:15] Let's go back on the bike.

[07:00:18] Hopefully not get hit by another car.

[07:00:20] That doesn't.

[07:00:22] Frickin' honk before it hits me.

[07:00:26] Bro, why would you honk after the fact?

[07:00:29] Which way do we go?

[07:00:30] We'll go back this way, man.

[07:00:32] Oh, shoot.

[07:00:33] Hey, riding bike is hard.

[07:00:36] Maybe we go down this way.

[07:00:39] That makes more sense.

[07:00:41] Yeah, let's go.

[07:00:50] Hopefully we don't intentionally drive under the car.

[07:00:53] Literally.

[07:00:55] Literally.

[07:01:02] I think this is the house.

[07:01:06] I had to pee again and it was starting to feel a little hungry at the time.

[07:01:09] Let's go do it.

[07:01:16] Nice. Oh, I feel so good to be back home.

[07:01:19] I could feel that nice comfy air difference, you know.

[07:01:23] Uh, let's put this on the kitchen table.

[07:01:26] Cable, table, I mean.

[07:01:27] Oh, whoopsies.

[07:01:28] Yeah!

[07:01:29] Perfect.

[07:01:30] Beautiful.

[07:01:31] Uh, I thought I'd get some schoolwork done now.

[07:01:33] Well, I thought we had to pee.

[07:01:35] Are we gonna pee?

[07:01:36] Or are we gonna get our schoolwork done?

[07:01:39] That's better.

[07:01:42] Why don't we go pee first?

[07:01:47] Perfect.

[07:01:48] You don't even need a flesh.

[07:01:54] And now...

[07:01:57] There's the other side.

[07:02:02] Along with the bullseye?

[07:02:05] Who's the bullseye?

[07:02:07] The bullseye.

[07:02:09] The bullseye.

[07:02:11] There's the bullseye, it was so close, we were like right there, okay okay let's get to

[07:02:28] that school work, yeah?

[07:02:30] Andy Reynolds, who the heck is that?

[07:02:32] Did you say, oh Andy from the grocery store, uh huh, I did have school work to do but what

[07:02:41] But when I saw any text, my curiosity got better of me.

[07:02:44] Oh, that's right.

[07:02:45] Search Roy Carson Divorce on the internet.

[07:02:47] That's me!

[07:02:48] Uh, let's do it that way.

[07:02:53] Roy Carson Divorce?

[07:03:01] Roy Carson Divorce, co-founder of the BM Media, claims to be receiving death threats.

[07:03:06] It's wild.

[07:03:08] Subscribe.

[07:03:10] Subscribe.

[07:03:12] Hey, that's a doorbell right there.

[07:03:17] Put the basement.

[07:03:22] Aw, sheee.

[07:03:28] Let's go see what this...

[07:03:32] Goofball wants.

[07:03:34] Let's go see, let's go see.

[07:03:39] Is that milk in a corner?

[07:03:48] Hey yo, that is sus.

[07:03:50] What the heck is all this?

[07:03:52] Just some like torn up piece of paper with some milk in a corner?

[07:03:56] Hey yo, that's some...

[07:03:58] That's the ratchet ritual right there.

[07:04:00] Who are you trying to summon?

[07:04:04] Who is it?

[07:04:07] Delivery

[07:04:12] That's a smile. Oh my god, look at this dude smile

[07:04:19] Hey, this is probably a very strange quest. What do you think I can wait inside until it rains over?

[07:04:26] It's probably not very safe to be on your way

[07:04:33] No

[07:04:37] You have a good day!

[07:04:41] Get out of here!

[07:04:45] Goddamn house. What are you stupid? Are you acoustic?

[07:04:54] Let's enjoy this goddamn pizza. Mm-mm-mm.

[07:04:58] Pizza was nice and hot despite the rain.

[07:05:01] Hey, that's makes me hungry.

[07:05:04] Holy smokes.

[07:05:07] There's stuff about pizza.

[07:05:09] I like...

[07:05:10] I get pizza every single time I'm out here.

[07:05:13] Joker looking guy.

[07:05:14] Literally.

[07:05:15] I have your pizza here.

[07:05:18] Moon walks away.

[07:05:23] Nah man, it would be even better if he tells him no moon walks slam the thorn in space.

[07:05:32] watch you by the way. God thank you. Who's texting me? Evelyn Cooper, over my name okay, sorry,

[07:05:51] I have to work. United sweet dreams. He makes me fall apart until my head hurts. I can't

[07:05:59] Why don't you tell me this before like a random stranger walks in the door?

[07:06:13] Delicious.

[07:06:21] Channel 10. They got some weird stuff on Channel 10.

[07:06:29] I got that channel that plays at like midnight.

[07:06:33] Bro, again?

[07:06:35] Let me finish my pizza at least.

[07:06:39] That's it, Facebook.

[07:06:41] Oh my God, it's Mark Zuckerberg.

[07:06:43] Alright, the last slice, let's go.

[07:06:47] I'm all done.

[07:06:49] Alright.

[07:06:51] Oh

[07:07:09] Shoot

[07:07:16] That's got flush bro, who is it?

[07:07:21] Uh, I should have closed the TV.

[07:07:29] God damn.

[07:07:30] Why?

[07:07:31] We got the good stuff going on right now.

[07:07:34] We got that like after hours cartoon network happening.

[07:07:43] I guess we can check the cameras.

[07:07:45] Make sure everything is squared away.

[07:07:50] There's no, uh, what do they call those?

[07:07:54] Chupacabras, outside?

[07:07:56] Chupacabra?

[07:07:57] I don't know, who that?

[07:08:02] Who that?

[07:08:03] That's wild.

[07:08:04] It looks like she's headed for the back door, which I'm certain that I locked, so it should

[07:08:19] totally fine let's go see what she left at the front door though I didn't know

[07:08:39] what to make of it unknown sender hey how are you what did you have for dinner

[07:08:48] I assumed it was a wrong number.

[07:08:54] It was strange, but I dismissed the thought as a weird coincidence and moved on.

[07:09:01] Let's take a look at the cameras.

[07:09:05] But I had homework to catch up on, so let's go ahead and do that.

[07:09:10] Plot twist, you did not lock the back door.

[07:09:19] Ayo, don't put those intrusive thoughts in my head, please.

[07:09:23] Don't be sending me those intrusive thoughts.

[07:09:28] 1.36am.

[07:09:29] Place the spooky hours.

[07:09:30] While those in the middle of school were at the power went off.

[07:09:35] Oh, shoot.

[07:09:37] Uh oh.

[07:09:38] Are you by yourself? Why do you keep ignoring me? Why are you always so mean to me? You're

[07:09:45] being very immature right now. Fine! If you were going to be like that, I don't need you

[07:09:51] anyways. It's kind of so much hotter. Anyways. Heyo, who this? In that moment, I almost was

[07:10:00] certain that it had to be another prank by Turner. I know for real, right? I just knew

[07:10:06] guys like him very well.

[07:10:08] Robby pranking me.

[07:10:10] Besides him and Annie were the only ones who knew I was sitting at the house.

[07:10:13] Is that the dog barking?

[07:10:16] Oh, if I hear the dog barking, let's take a look at the camera.

[07:10:18] Oh, we can't look at the camera.

[07:10:20] God damn!

[07:10:23] Wait, what's that beeping?

[07:10:28] We can't check it out.

[07:10:33] Why is it working?

[07:10:35] Male person?

[07:10:37] Uh, 5387, right?

[07:10:43] Oh, we back?

[07:10:45] Oh, we back.

[07:10:49] We're just gonna close the door.

[07:10:53] It's not gonna...

[07:10:55] It's not gonna look like the backyard.

[07:10:57] I swear if I see somebody's head freaking pop out of that staircase.

[07:11:06] Oh no, they killed the dog.

[07:11:12] They killed the dog.

[07:11:14] Where the dog at?

[07:11:16] Oh no!

[07:11:20] Why do they always go for the animal?

[07:11:22] Hey, watch out, somebody!

[07:11:24] Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Where? Why is it beeping like that? What's beeping?

[07:11:35] What the heck is this? Let's take a look. Somebody's going to work the garage. Let's take one

[07:11:53] One more look.

[07:12:00] The food is still there.

[07:12:03] We still have the groceries on the counter.

[07:12:10] Can they access the basement through the garage?

[07:12:18] Wait, which room is this?

[07:12:21] the gas bedroom. I think that's the gas bedroom, right? What do I even do if I see some man

[07:12:31] on camera coming upstairs? I just locked myself in this room. Oh man, they totally killed

[07:12:40] the dog. Damn it. Let's keep beeping. Let's get out of here. What is this? I think I

[07:12:51] Bruh.

[07:12:55] No, I hear the dog, dude.

[07:12:57] Let's go find the dog.

[07:13:00] Yo, it is dark. How am I supposed to see anything?

[07:13:05] Maybe I'm not supposed to walk over there?

[07:13:12] I don't have a flashlight.

[07:13:13] I don't want to just walk over there, I don't want flashlight.

[07:13:22] Why is this beeping?

[07:13:27] Because Carlson apparently had power backup for security system.

[07:13:34] Okay.

[07:13:36] You're really going to make me navigate through the dark.

[07:13:42] Let's do it.

[07:13:46] Oh!

[07:13:51] It's dark, bro.

[07:13:56] Woo!

[07:13:58] We got the flashlight.

[07:14:09] Fall in the park.

[07:14:12] I think it's going to make me go outside, I think I have to go outside, the dog is barking

[07:14:31] yo.

[07:14:32] Should we go through the side door or the front door?

[07:14:37] I like the front doors too obvious.

[07:14:45] Where should I go? Should I go? What do I do?

[07:14:53] In case you didn't know, I didn't get to this part.

[07:14:57] Oh god. Music at him creepy. What I open the freaking door!

[07:15:02] He's getting all creepy on me!

[07:15:05] What if it's reverse psychology in the front door, Safer?

[07:15:10] I swear.

[07:15:12] If they're really doing that, I'm going to be so annoyed.

[07:15:20] Oh, I can't go down there?

[07:15:23] Oh, thank God.

[07:15:25] I don't know why they don't want me to go down there, but I'm down for it.

[07:15:31] I'm down, not doing it.

[07:15:33] Okay, she went to, like, the side right here.

[07:15:42] What am I supposed to do?

[07:15:43] What do they want me to do?

[07:15:45] Does the game really want me to go outside?

[07:15:53] Rail was too lazy to model the garage.

[07:15:55] I thought for a second it wanted me to go through the garage.

[07:16:00] Okay, the good news is, is that I don't see anybody.

[07:16:06] Let me do this.

[07:16:08] Let me look.

[07:16:09] Let me look at the security cameras one more time.

[07:16:12] Maybe I can get a better angle up here.

[07:16:18] Because I mean, I don't really see anybody anyway.

[07:16:20] It doesn't matter, right?

[07:16:22] You think it's a neighbor's dog?

[07:16:25] But our dog's missing.

[07:16:27] He's close to dead.

[07:16:29] Our dog's missing, though.

[07:16:39] See?

[07:16:41] Rose nowhere to be found.

[07:16:43] Unless that's him over here?

[07:16:45] Is he, like, drooped over?

[07:16:49] Is Mofo a freaking killed dog?

[07:16:55] Okay, I guess.

[07:17:24] I thought it had something to do with the clock too.

[07:17:26] I was trying to see if the clock was giving me clues like hot and cold.

[07:17:29] I don't think so.

[07:17:32] I just went through every single room, right?

[07:17:37] Okay, we gotta do what we gotta do.

[07:17:40] I think the game wants me to either go through the front door or the back door.

[07:17:45] At least you have to grab a kitchen knife for my protection.

[07:17:54] I think we have to go outside to see what all that bark is about.

[07:17:58] Let's do it.

[07:18:00] It is what it is, right?

[07:18:01] Let's just do it.

[07:18:04] It was suddenly very cold outside.

[07:18:14] Oh, how should we close the door?

[07:18:18] Okay, it definitely wanted us to go outside.

[07:18:23] I can't leave.

[07:18:42] I heard somebody go into the house.

[07:18:46] I heard somebody go into that house, bro.

[07:18:56] Why did the dog stop barking?

[07:18:59] Oh, there's a dog?

[07:19:03] Aw.

[07:19:10] See, this is actually very weird.

[07:19:13] Yeah, there's something in the freaking house.

[07:19:16] the door. Hey Zeke, you want to keep me company in there? Are you like one of those attack

[07:19:22] dogs? Oh hell no. Zeke's like 40 years old. Let's go. Come in. Nope. Somebody totally in

[07:19:32] this house. Hey I got a can opener. I'll freaking use it bro. There's totally somebody in the

[07:19:44] Yeah, yeah, aww she and they saw the bouquet on the floor too, aww no, aww no they're gonna

[07:19:55] take that personal.

[07:19:57] You said we stay friends, Turner this is not funny, I know it's you, yeah I don't think

[07:20:02] that's Turner.

[07:20:03] Should I turn on the TV, what do I do?

[07:20:10] Pro was too small to even hurt a critter.

[07:20:20] Yeah, I think Zeke.

[07:20:23] Zeke wasn't up to it.

[07:20:28] I know, let's watch some TV.

[07:20:33] That was relaxed to me.

[07:20:35] At the end of the day.

[07:20:42] See what's on channel 10.

[07:20:45] Hey, oh, this is not helping me, though.

[07:20:47] When we're seeing this on the TV.

[07:20:52] Bruh.

[07:20:55] Someone peeking through the windows.

[07:21:02] Oh, hell.

[07:21:05] Yeah, let's get up.

[07:21:09] Is that what it wants me to do?

[07:21:10] It wants me to peek through the windows?

[07:21:17] I'm guessing I have to go back upstairs.

[07:21:19] I just know it's like scary to go up there right now.

[07:21:23] I have to get back to my school work for Monday.

[07:21:26] God, let's do it.

[07:21:29] I know somebody's up here.

[07:21:32] I should have closed the TV.

[07:21:33] You're kidding me.

[07:21:34] They really want me to do that. The noise is kind of comforting, though.

[07:21:54] Oh, I don't like that music. I don't like that music.

[07:22:04] Let's do it.

[07:22:06] All of a sudden we're gonna hear a spooky noise.

[07:22:15] How does Strange Guy feel about the situation?

[07:22:18] Yeah man, you think?

[07:22:20] What do I do?

[07:22:22] It might sound stupid, but I just didn't want to overthink things.

[07:22:25] Hey yo, somebody's on the camera!

[07:22:29] Oh, hell no.

[07:22:31] Where?

[07:22:33] Where?

[07:22:35] You all see anything?

[07:22:53] Oh, hell no.

[07:22:55] Hell no!

[07:22:57] The sensors picked up something.

[07:23:01] It totally picked up something. How come it's not showing anybody though?

[07:23:14] Oh, man. I don't like that. I don't like that.

[07:23:22] No, the dog is sleeping. It wasn't the dog.

[07:23:27] The dog be sleeping.

[07:23:31] I know normally they show something like normally they show like a person walking but

[07:23:38] Oh there's totally somebody in the house.

[07:23:46] Okay I mean it is what it is right?

[07:23:52] What do I do?

[07:23:55] Egg?

[07:23:58] I mean, it is what it is.

[07:24:13] Back to my schoolwork.

[07:24:16] When in doubt, just this moment, everything will be alright.

[07:24:24] Oh, hell no.

[07:24:31] Oh, hell no.

[07:24:35] Hell no!

[07:24:38] I swear on my life, I didn't turn on that oven.

[07:24:43] Oh, shit!

[07:24:50] So they're inside.

[07:24:52] I told you they were gonna be inside.

[07:24:57] Hey, why is the burglary hungry?

[07:24:59] Can the burglary just wait? Come on, bro.

[07:25:04] I heard something downstairs. I had to go and look.

[07:25:06] Ah!

[07:25:07] Man, you think I'm gonna actually... I hear something downstairs, and I know I'm the only one in the house.

[07:25:13] I mean, if I can't open her, look at this.

[07:25:15] You think I'm gonna go down there, man?

[07:25:19] I guess I have to. The game wouldn't set me up to kill me, right?

[07:25:22] We have to go downstairs and check, so that's what I'm going to go do.

[07:25:33] I only die if I navigate away from the narrative of the game.

[07:25:37] Oh god, which way is the kitchen?

[07:25:45] Okay.

[07:25:48] Is that it?

[07:26:01] Low key it made me very uncomfortable knowing he was in the house.

[07:26:06] You have somebody who was in the house.

[07:26:07] Look at that, there's a beer on the table.

[07:26:11] I didn't have this contact, I can only ask Andy.

[07:26:14] Text Andy.

[07:26:15] Can you send me to turn this contact?

[07:26:16] I was like, that's him to quit messing.

[07:26:18] Hey, what time is it, too?

[07:26:20] Isn't it like, early in the AM?

[07:26:24] Andy, let's go.

[07:26:27] He's messing with that. He's been snooping around the house. This is not cool.

[07:26:33] Oh, dude.

[07:26:38] Dude, he's at my place right now.

[07:26:41] No, no, no, no!

[07:26:43] we were gonna go to the movies with Brady but then it started pouring so he so

[07:26:48] we struck up a sleepover so we stuck with the sleepover dude I attributed all

[07:26:58] that to my lack of sleep okay sure I was aware I have tendencies of being

[07:27:02] overly paranoid bro the only logical thing I could think of is that the

[07:27:07] time was to keep an eye on the security monitor. I will do. I don't know if I should be running

[07:27:14] to the stairs or it could be cool. Now that I think about it, I should have called the cops.

[07:27:22] But at the time I was so engrossed in my own thoughts that...

[07:27:24] Something's gonna happen, bro. The idea never entered my head.

[07:27:40] What is in here, right? Let's definitely close the door. Let's take a look at the

[07:27:49] Let's go Hunters.

[07:27:58] We good, we good.

[07:28:01] Zeke's still in the crib, we good.

[07:28:12] And then it looks like it's checking out.

[07:28:14] The door is freaking open! Was it open when I was downstairs?

[07:28:25] Yeah, I never noticed the door was open.

[07:28:30] Oh my god. Bro.

[07:28:34] Dude, wait, did you check out the article? It was Brady who told me about it.

[07:28:39] Oh, this is really sketchy.

[07:28:41] What article?

[07:28:43] What are you talking about?

[07:28:48] Ew, the door is...

[07:28:50] Should I go down the stairs and close it?

[07:28:55] Oh, bro.

[07:29:00] Does it want me to go down there and close it?

[07:29:02] That's it?

[07:29:03] Oh!

[07:29:04] I thought my heart skipped a beat.

[07:29:09] Where'd they go?

[07:29:10] And they were right there!

[07:29:13] Where'd they go?

[07:29:14] Oh my god.

[07:29:15] Wait.

[07:29:16] Wait, it's a girl though.

[07:29:17] What do I mean?

[07:29:18] What?

[07:29:19] What?

[07:29:20] I mean...

[07:29:34] Oh my Christ! Bro, she's coming to me!

[07:29:41] Get a camera on that.

[07:29:44] Dude, she's coming right for me. What do I do?

[07:29:46] Oh hell no. What do I do?

[07:29:51] Bro, she's checking every door in the house.

[07:29:56] She's holding a knife.

[07:29:59] No, she's not.

[07:30:02] Oh my gosh, she is.

[07:30:05] She was right outside the door.

[07:30:07] Which one of those is it?

[07:30:12] Oh, I'm gonna go with the hell right out of my chest.

[07:30:15] Ayo.

[07:30:17] That door is locked, right?

[07:30:21] Hell, no.

[07:30:24] No, are you in there?

[07:30:27] Wait, how does she know my name?

[07:30:31] I really missed you?

[07:30:33] Whatever is happening between us we can work it out together.

[07:30:42] We stay quiet.

[07:30:45] We stay quiet.

[07:30:46] Don't play dumb with me, Mela.

[07:30:50] I know you're in there.

[07:30:51] Open the door.

[07:30:52] We just need to talk.

[07:30:53] There is nothing to talk about.

[07:30:54] I've always been nothing but my steed.

[07:30:58] I know you left me for her.

[07:31:14] At least she is not a junkie like you.

[07:31:19] We don't want to antagonize her.

[07:31:23] Oh, bro, every option they give us is to antagonize, though, dude.

[07:31:30] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, um...

[07:31:36] Should we just say it's different with her?

[07:31:40] There's something behind me?

[07:31:41] Nah, don't say that.

[07:31:43] This is exactly why.

[07:31:45] Maybe that.

[07:31:47] But I love you.

[07:31:50] What about that?

[07:31:52] Should we just tell her to leave?

[07:31:56] I need to leave right now.

[07:31:59] Oh boy. You know, I could turn you into the police for this.

[07:32:07] Oh boy.

[07:32:10] Do it, and I will kill both of you.

[07:32:14] What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

[07:32:18] What am I doing?

[07:32:22] I wasn't even gonna try to open it.

[07:32:24] Bro.

[07:32:26] Bro.

[07:32:28] Bro.

[07:32:30] If I can't have you, I'm dead.

[07:32:32] No one else should.

[07:32:34] I'm dead.

[07:32:36] I'm dead. What do I do?

[07:32:38] Who do I call?

[07:32:40] Do the Ghostbusters still exist?

[07:32:42] Is their number slow available?

[07:32:44] Bro, what do I do?

[07:32:46] Oh my god.

[07:32:48] Man, I don't know.

[07:32:50] Don't come and let her take over

[07:32:53] Don't come and let her take over

[07:32:56] Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now

[07:32:59] Come back

[07:33:01] Step back

[07:33:03] Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now

[07:33:07] None of this happens to me

[07:33:09] I always zoom out

[07:33:10] I always zoom out to last, okay?

[07:33:14] Let's see if it's gonna work

[07:33:15] What was I supposed to do with that situation, dude?

[07:33:20] I think I'm better close to all right.

[07:33:25] Was I supposed to text somebody?

[07:33:26] What was I supposed to do?

[07:33:27] Oh, I swear to God, if they make me play that whole thing again.

[07:33:30] Oh, thank God.

[07:33:32] Wait, so why didn't they make me just do that?

[07:33:43] What was I supposed to do?

[07:33:50] Doggy.

[07:33:51] What do you guys think I should do?

[07:33:55] Here, we're going to keep the flashlight on.

[07:34:04] And then I think I have to get back to my schoolwork.

[07:34:05] Yeah, that's right.

[07:34:08] Maybe I run away before she gets to the door.

[07:34:28] Let's see.

[07:34:29] Let's find out.

[07:34:31] Maybe you can get a bouquet and act nice later.

[07:34:32] Oh, you're right.

[07:34:34] I don't know. I don't know in this situation that would matter.

[07:34:48] I forgot we just have to do the schoolwork, right?

[07:34:50] We do the schoolwork like two times.

[07:34:54] And then we have to confront

[07:34:57] or get a firearm or something.

[07:34:59] Bro, did you see a firearm anywhere in the house?

[07:35:01] Because I didn't.

[07:35:04] I do have my can opener though.

[07:35:06] What a strange feeling about the situation, he says.

[07:35:12] Uh huh.

[07:35:15] God, I feel so bad.

[07:35:28] Oh my god!

[07:35:49] Now we gotta go check it out.

[07:35:52] I wonder what I'm supposed to do?

[07:35:59] Because I'm like trapped in this room when she comes here.

[07:36:04] Or maybe I'm supposed to say something else?

[07:36:06] Maybe I wasn't supposed to mention the cops?

[07:36:14] I don't know, it gives me a limited amount of time to like do something.

[07:36:22] Let me find out if there's a beer here and all the stuff.

[07:36:29] Alright, I gotta pee up your head back.

[07:36:44] Huh?

[07:36:46] Huh?

[07:36:48] I'm on this!

[07:37:18] Okay.

[07:37:19] Did I get the text yet?

[07:37:32] Let's go.

[07:37:33] Yeah, what do you guys think?

[07:37:35] What am I supposed to do exactly?

[07:37:37] There's a knife holder trying to interact with it.

[07:37:40] What if you could pull a knife out?

[07:37:45] But then that would mean I'd have to kill her.

[07:37:47] There's no way there's like, the stories about me killing her.

[07:37:51] But I should have noticed earlier that there was a knife missing.

[07:38:06] I guess I get picked up by the bouquet of flowers.

[07:38:10] Before I go back upstairs.

[07:38:16] The only other thing I can think of is that I move rooms when I see her coming this way.

[07:38:22] Like I go into this room maybe.

[07:38:28] Here, I'll leave the flowers there.

[07:38:33] I could try that but I feel like I should give this a try too.

[07:38:36] But then again, I'm not really sure...

[07:38:39] Door is open bro.

[07:38:46] The door's open bro!

[07:38:53] Dude, wait, did you check out that article?

[07:38:57] It was Brady who told me about it!

[07:38:59] This is really sketchy!

[07:39:00] It's the girl, man.

[07:39:03] It's the girl!

[07:39:06] That mom's girl became at least my worries.

[07:39:08] Did I look back?

[07:39:15] Okay. Okay. Do I go to the next room or what? Do I take the time to do that? I froze and

[07:39:35] kept staring and screaming pure horror. Wait, why would you take the time to turn the TV

[07:39:39] and watch this. No, she didn't check the room across the room I was in. So I'm

[07:39:51] thinking maybe there's a chance that I can get away with it if I'm from over there.

[07:39:58] Oh, but this is the room I'm in?

[07:40:05] That's not the room I'm in.

[07:40:08] Oh, she's on the other side of that room.

[07:40:12] Oh, that's why she doesn't know that it's blocked.

[07:40:16] I'm supposed to get out.

[07:40:18] OK, OK, it all makes sense now.

[07:40:20] Oh, it all makes sense now.

[07:40:22] OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.

[07:40:24] Now I totally get it.

[07:40:25] Now I totally get it.

[07:40:27] That's what I was like, I'm pretty sure I turned around a quarter.

[07:40:31] Alright, let's do this.

[07:40:32] Let's get this interaction over with.

[07:40:34] Let's go.

[07:40:39] Should we get up?

[07:40:43] That's what it was.

[07:40:44] Okay.

[07:40:46] Let me stay silent.

[07:40:49] Should I just exit right away?

[07:40:57] I think I'm gonna bust in there bro.

[07:41:23] I feel like when I was talking too much, she kind of knew to go the other way.

[07:41:34] We don't do this now?

[07:41:39] Was I supposed to keep talking?

[07:41:43] That's kind of stupid for this case.

[07:41:48] We're gonna jump out of a window or something.

[07:41:57] Is she gone?

[07:42:01] I mean the music stopped.

[07:42:11] Bruh.

[07:42:13] Okay, let's finish talking first so that when she's bangin' on the door, we go into the other room, right?

[07:42:17] Nearly right now.

[07:42:37] Wait, how can she not make it?

[07:42:39] I can't have you.

[07:42:47] Oh my god!

[07:42:49] Oh my god!

[07:42:51] Literally.

[07:42:53] She's coming around right now.

[07:43:01] There she is.

[07:43:11] She can't see the cameras.

[07:43:17] Oh my god, okay.

[07:43:24] We gotta go, bro.

[07:43:27] We gotta go, bro.

[07:43:29] We go outside.

[07:43:30] I guess we go outside.

[07:43:31] Keep going, keep going, keep going.

[07:43:33] Woo!

[07:43:34] I left the house and ran down the block.

[07:43:36] My dad called the cops.

[07:43:38] Though by the time they arrived, she had already left the house.

[07:43:41] Oh, we know who she is though, right?

[07:43:43] But I knew where she lives.

[07:43:46] Oh my god, dude, we made it.

[07:43:49] Carl was one of the first people I met on her dating site.

[07:43:53] She was three years old with me, but I found out her...

[07:43:57] But I found her cute, so we started dating.

[07:44:00] However, two months into our relationship, she started doing hard drugs.

[07:44:03] Oh, damn!

[07:44:05] I tried to get her help, but she turned it around on me as if I was trying to change

[07:44:09] her.

[07:44:11] One day I had enough and I had to break up with her.

[07:44:13] I told her to leave and never contact me again.

[07:44:16] She was pissed.

[07:44:19] She was trying to convince me, she was trying to convince one of the cops she didn't intend

[07:44:22] on doing anything wrong that night with a knife in her hand, but of course the cop

[07:44:27] wasn't buying it.

[07:44:28] They reviewed the footage and it showed everything from the point of her entry to the moment

[07:44:33] she grabbed the kitchen knife.

[07:44:37] The thing that messed with me the most was the fact that nothing was stolen from the house.

[07:44:43] It turns out she was heavily under the influence of the drug and alcohol at the time.

[07:44:48] She was arrested and sentenced for a long while.

[07:44:56] We managed to escape death right there.

[07:45:00] Damn, bro.

[07:45:02] That's too close, huh?

[07:45:07] Yeah, that was too close.

[07:45:09] Woo!

[07:45:12] Oh my God!

[07:45:16] The dog was fine, exactly.

[07:45:19] The dog was not harmed in this episode.

[07:45:23] Thank the heavens.

[07:45:28] That was good.

[07:45:33] That was a close one, man.

[07:45:34] Howdy, Jack.

[07:45:35] How's it going?

[07:45:37] gonna be diving into some Fortnite, zero build,

[07:45:41] representing the Chapel Roam skin,

[07:45:43] because why not?

[07:45:45] Why not, bro?

[07:45:50] It's time to get into it.

[07:45:54] Oh heck yeah, we're definitely not doing build, man.

[07:45:58] I can't be dealing with them 300 IQ kids.

[07:46:04] It's too much, it's too much.

[07:46:07] Is it lagging I hope it's not lagging too bad

[07:46:14] No, it should be fixed right that intro lag like crazy though. I don't know why

[07:46:20] It lag like crazy

[07:46:23] But I think we're good now, right?

[07:46:26] Let me see my second monitor here. I think we're good

[07:46:32] It's that fortnight time buddy

[07:46:37] Also, these lobbies always start off with a hot leg.

[07:46:41] A hot leg.

[07:46:44] Let's see how many duplicates will find.

[07:46:47] If I'll either be the only one, or if there be more of me.

[07:46:57] Will there be more of me?

[07:46:59] YOKI BEAR!

[07:47:01] It's in the jack!

[07:47:04] Hey, let's get it.

[07:47:07] Surfboarding up, surfboarding up.

[07:47:10] No, I don't want to go there, bro.

[07:47:14] How do I move this map?

[07:47:16] Why can't I see?

[07:47:18] Hello?

[07:47:20] Pan?

[07:47:22] Sheesh.

[07:47:24] I'm tempted to start playing this game on a controller because mouse and keyboard are

[07:47:30] feeling a little iffy.

[07:47:31] I don't know!

[07:47:32] I don't know where I want to go.

[07:47:33] escape. I feel like that's the only place to go. They didn't change my um actually I

[07:47:42] don't think she has a I don't think she has a custom what do they call these

[07:47:48] paraglider? I know if I skydive we got this which is pretty fancy.

[07:47:56] All right, let's see if we drop on something that doesn't get us flattened

[07:48:04] Hey, this part of the beach is getting a little bit of traffic

[07:48:09] This part of the beach is getting a little exciting. Okay. What is this breath? What is this breath?

[07:48:19] We got a chest here. Oh, she's gotta wait for it to open up

[07:48:23] Oh, my sidekick. Don't scare me like that.

[07:48:31] Yummy scrumptious.

[07:48:35] Hellfire already full.

[07:48:37] Any of these give you the nothing gives you a shield, huh?

[07:48:40] Okay. Damn, my sensitivity feels higher than I'd like it to be, bro.

[07:48:48] Hey, I hear somebody like right here.

[07:48:52] I'm gonna bait them.

[07:48:56] I knew it.

[07:48:57] How do you get me with the two-po-po?

[07:49:01] The Twin Hammer shotguns do that to you?

[07:49:07] Since when?

[07:49:09] Oh my god, bro.

[07:49:15] How did I sense I was going to be flattened in the first lobby like that?

[07:49:20] Play again.

[07:49:21] I didn't know.

[07:49:22] Sheesh.

[07:49:23] The shotguns are kind of crazy.

[07:49:26] My goodness.

[07:49:27] The twin hammer ones too.

[07:49:29] Okay.

[07:49:30] Okay.

[07:49:31] We can't be, we can't be doing chapel like that.

[07:49:36] We'll give it a second go and hopefully have a little bit of better performance.

[07:49:42] Yeah.

[07:49:43] A little better.

[07:49:45] Goodness gracious cooked immediately

[07:49:49] Yeah, we do have a little a Pesachic it's very cute. It's the

[07:49:55] It's the pony broke

[07:49:57] heck yeah

[07:49:58] Not that they did absolutely anything to save me in that situation

[07:50:04] Maybe I should I did like all chest shots there, maybe I should have done a couple to the dome would have been good a

[07:50:12] Couple to the dome

[07:50:15] Definitely would have been better.

[07:50:22] We'll try again, don't worry. We'll try again.

[07:50:27] Let's see what kind of emotes we got here.

[07:50:35] Also, I didn't see um,

[07:50:37] audio should be good for you guys, right?

[07:50:39] It's not overpowering. I'm not overpowering, hopefully.

[07:50:44] Shouting into the mic blown out of your drums

[07:50:47] All right

[07:50:48] We in the bus this time

[07:50:51] We in the bus sus studios it is

[07:50:54] Highest volume of players. Let's get it. That's where we want to be right now

[07:51:01] In the highest traffic area

[07:51:05] Damn, I forgot to freaking thank the bus driver, too, man

[07:51:10] That's that's my bad

[07:51:13] Now you know we're dropping into this with a little bit of that sessiness, but

[07:51:22] Stryver gave us a little haktu on us, right on the dome before we left. Oh no, thank

[07:51:28] you for me! Okay! Late one splat on us, bro. What is this? Can we drink it now?

[07:51:38] It's for shield right I mean, I'd rather have a hundred shield I

[07:51:46] Think this gives it to everybody

[07:51:51] Search it up you like the search takes longer now. Oh god, please no, please no

[07:51:59] Thank you. Thank you for not flattening me. Bro, what did I say? I said no thank you, bro.

[07:52:07] What is this? We got a chest! Hey, we got this thing. This thing absolutely annihilated the

[07:52:20] other the other person it gave me and just the other lobby

[07:52:27] oh he's a fellow chapel breath

[07:52:39] where are they though where's my fellow Rony

[07:52:50] Oh, shoot, I thought somebody was in the corner.

[07:52:55] I see somebody down by the tree, but that's a close-range fight, man.

[07:53:03] I don't even know what that is.

[07:53:04] That might not even be a player.

[07:53:11] I don't want to test it.

[07:53:13] No thank you.

[07:53:14] Bro, what's with all these other gadgets and gizmos that we've been getting?

[07:53:19] Like this.

[07:53:20] grenade we need that we need that a the twin shot he kind of look good on

[07:53:28] Jephola not gonna lie I could always do with a med kit launch pad some gold I'll

[07:53:42] I'll take it.

[07:53:43] I haven't seen anybody else, though.

[07:53:46] Jeez.

[07:53:49] Got my little sidekick here.

[07:53:53] Let's go.

[07:53:56] Are people trying to take down whatever this is?

[07:54:00] Should we go and intercept whatever the rewards are going

[07:54:05] to be?

[07:54:07] Let's see.

[07:54:13] Damn

[07:54:15] Yeah, he was absolutely and utterly flabbergasted by my um, but my presence he didn't know that was gonna happen

[07:54:22] He's like oh she's not the Queen dropping in on me

[07:54:26] Hot to go. What is this? What did he get that? I just like sat by and

[07:54:31] Transform into a big foot

[07:54:35] Yeah, that sounds perfect for a chap

[07:54:37] What is this, bro?

[07:54:44] See enemy footsteps?

[07:54:45] Can we?

[07:54:46] Hold on.

[07:54:47] Let me get this, though.

[07:54:51] What, we're just gonna smack people around?

[07:54:59] I don't think anybody else is here.

[07:55:01] I kind of feel bad for Peter Griffin.

[07:55:03] He took him out.

[07:55:07] After he busted sweaty armpits over that challenge to get this, not my problem though.

[07:55:17] Absolutely not my problem.

[07:55:21] Looks like we got infinite stamina with big foot.

[07:55:26] Where's the storm at?

[07:55:33] Miles away.

[07:55:35] miles away. Looks like I get 25 extra HP. 25 extra HP, bro. Excuse me, chair. Ooh, not

[07:55:52] that chug jug. Ever so tempting. Mmm, I'mma keep... Bro, the twin average shotguns I

[07:55:58] I could tell already is something that needs to be tweaked.

[07:56:07] Needs to be tweaked.

[07:56:11] It's exactly what happened to me in the last one.

[07:56:17] What does this do?

[07:56:18] Oh, no.

[07:56:22] Oh, no.

[07:56:25] And then what?

[07:56:26] Not ready yet?

[07:56:27] Damn.

[07:56:29] Oh, but it's a radius?

[07:56:31] Sorry, I'm learning.

[07:56:34] Ha ha ha ha.

[07:56:36] I'm learning.

[07:56:37] Do they go away?

[07:56:39] Or are they gonna follow me?

[07:56:42] I got, I got people here, bruh.

[07:56:45] What are they gonna do?

[07:56:51] Oh!

[07:56:52] Nah.

[07:56:53] We took them out a little too easy.

[07:56:55] A little too easy.

[07:57:02] What are you having?

[07:57:03] Flowberry misgrenade?

[07:57:04] Why didn't he chuck that thing in me?

[07:57:09] Sniper!

[07:57:10] Do we want to do sniper though?

[07:57:15] I really don't want to get rid of the Twin Hammers right now.

[07:57:24] I shouldn't be giving up a medkit like that, but I also want to have fun.

[07:57:31] All right, damn, this Bigfoot's Flex SMG, so it was overpowered, huh, that's why.

[07:57:43] We went, like, extremely squatted down and just did some business.

[07:57:53] We got footsteps.

[07:57:57] We got footsteps.

[07:57:58] Should we do this?

[07:58:00] It's gonna be close range.

[07:58:01] Are they in the tree?

[07:58:02] Why does it keep?

[07:58:03] Oh, are they up there?

[07:58:09] I don't want them landing on my dome.

[07:58:22] All right, side kick.

[07:58:23] Oh, Shiesa!

[07:58:26] Wait, there's Baal going on.

[07:58:28] Hold on, let me get it on this.

[07:58:30] And who's shooting at me, bro?

[07:58:33] Goddamn, I gotta control this thing.

[07:58:37] Wanna reload?

[07:58:41] Never mind.

[07:58:43] I'll just clean up.

[07:58:47] I'll just clean it up, whatever's happening here.

[07:58:50] Reload time on the Twin Hammers is a little too much though.

[07:58:55] So you gotta take out your kill if you're gonna actually use it.

[07:59:02] Mm-hmm.

[07:59:04] Uh.

[07:59:06] The boots?

[07:59:08] You want the boots?

[07:59:14] I think so.

[07:59:19] Well, thank you kindly people.

[07:59:24] Oh God.

[07:59:29] Let's get in on that.

[07:59:33] Let's get in on that.

[07:59:38] Where's all this shooting?

[07:59:41] Are they up top?

[07:59:48] What?

[07:59:52] I think they're up top, bro.

[07:59:57] I'm so sorry, man.

[08:00:00] How did he get down?

[08:00:01] I thought you'd get out the game the moment you get down.

[08:00:08] It's supposed to be solo.

[08:00:11] Oh, that's too cute.

[08:00:19] I just want to protect it.

[08:00:24] That's all I want to do.

[08:00:27] Alright, they got a few things here, but I think I'm good.

[08:00:32] I'm not going to need any- can I double jump?

[08:00:34] I'm not gonna need any medkits.

[08:00:39] I was worried.

[08:00:48] Let's keep at it.

[08:00:50] Bro, and I could use my ability too at any point.

[08:00:53] This thing that like, spawns from the earth to people.

[08:01:02] Hello, I don't really care if they see me

[08:01:15] I'm gonna pay much attention to the storm either or where it's closing in

[08:01:19] I think we're good there was some action but I'm not seeing any more any more action

[08:01:42] Oh, we don't want to go this way though.

[08:01:48] How many people left?

[08:01:50] Nine?

[08:01:51] Twelve?

[08:01:52] Jesus!

[08:01:53] My good sir.

[08:01:54] My good sir.

[08:01:55] Let's do that.

[08:01:56] And then let's have the shoddies out.

[08:02:06] They got him?

[08:02:07] Oh, they hide.

[08:02:08] Oh, I see you, bro.

[08:02:09] Oh, I see you, bro.

[08:02:14] Ah, let's get in close.

[08:02:21] Ah, I was missing too many shots there.

[08:02:27] Like, way too many shots, man.

[08:02:29] Yeah, run him over with that truck.

[08:02:32] The heli.

[08:02:34] Did it jump on out of there?

[08:02:36] Damn.

[08:02:37] the cap was too good captain America was too good yeah I didn't land many bullets

[08:02:48] bro that's on me that's on me chat I didn't land too many bullets I landed

[08:02:56] some no no no no take them out like him I feel like we did much better though for

[08:03:02] our second run in much better much better than the first one man I should have

[08:03:19] backed out especially when I was getting the free tags on me I should have

[08:03:23] backed out and drank some of that chug bruh should have done it bruh I got a

[08:03:31] little too cocky with the Bigfoot. I thought Bigfoot powers would just protect me in some

[08:03:38] way. It wasn't the case, bro. Lesson learned. We move forward. We move forward with these

[08:03:48] experiences that we're gathering here about this one John Wick I haven't seen

[08:04:03] a John Wick skin in a hot minute hold up pause John Wick stand still

[08:04:12] Hey, we both did it though, so it's consensual.

[08:04:19] We both were doing hot to go, it was consensual.

[08:04:22] Alright, let's go!

[08:04:25] Uh, Rift Tides sounds stellar.

[08:04:30] Let's do it.

[08:04:31] We gotta go this way then.

[08:04:37] That's what I imagine when I hear this like surfing music.

[08:04:45] That blub blub blub.

[08:04:48] Hang time!

[08:04:51] Excuse me?

[08:04:53] What you mean?

[08:04:56] It in it!

[08:04:58] Get in it, Chapel!

[08:05:01] It's time to do D.

[08:05:06] It's time.

[08:05:10] You think anything is in that bus?

[08:05:14] You think anything is in that bus jet? What is this?

[08:05:18] Is that the Twin Hounder pistol? I mean shotgun.

[08:05:22] Sheesh. I don't like that the hockey's are the numbers.

[08:05:26] Cause...is that a bush?

[08:05:30] A bush for chapel? Sheesh.

[08:05:34] They know me feel like my volume is not high enough because I can't hear nothing your footsteps

[08:05:44] bro hold on I mean internally raise it I'm on the max

[08:05:57] Excuse me?

[08:05:58] Brother.

[08:05:59] Bro, it's like flash before my eyes.

[08:06:04] I saw the windows break and then next thing I know he's in front of me.

[08:06:08] Jesus Christ.

[08:06:11] I want an instant replay because like did he literally turn into a ball, knees to forehead

[08:06:19] and like spin out of there so that I couldn't see him?

[08:06:23] Blaggin.

[08:06:25] God damn

[08:06:28] Oh la la not the knees to the forehead. I

[08:06:33] Didn't even see the jump out

[08:06:36] Did you guys see the jump out

[08:06:45] Luna is right there is right there don't worry she will always be looking at you

[08:06:54] Maybe he was on the ground all along. Oh, you know what? He might have been shot the glass made me look up so that my

[08:07:02] So that my aim

[08:07:04] Wasn't even wasn't even on site bro

[08:07:09] That's crazy

[08:07:15] We need to prepare for war we need a

[08:07:21] We need the war drum here

[08:07:24] not the sidekick looking looking like they're enjoying this

[08:07:31] that's so cute

[08:07:36] who's shooting at me bro

[08:07:40] booyah okay back on the bus

[08:07:48] So where do we want to go?

[08:07:51] Hmm.

[08:07:52] Where do we want to go?

[08:07:54] Wonkyland.

[08:08:03] I want to go to Wonkyland.

[08:08:08] Why not?

[08:08:09] Oh, shoot.

[08:08:10] If I'm going to go, let's drop.

[08:08:13] Damn.

[08:08:14] Nah, I'm late to this party.

[08:08:16] There's going to be people there.

[08:08:17] there dancing without me I'm gonna show up no no uh no lethal oh I've been here

[08:08:28] before I just remembered it did my challenges and everything

[08:08:38] damn I don't see anybody going into the pink castle building let's do that

[08:08:50] I'm in charge of these grenades man the grenades brother

[08:09:01] I

[08:09:06] Ain't anything in his bathrooms open up toilet roll change

[08:09:13] She's anybody was in there they evaporated. Oh, hello

[08:09:32] Which one is better chat

[08:09:34] Which one is better?

[08:09:36] We got a couple chests around here. I want to swap out one of the

[08:09:45] Is that the twin hammer she's we got to do it

[08:09:51] Okay, give me a second

[08:09:54] Drink a couple of these get our full shield

[08:09:56] We got a lock in bro, I mean taking out two easy, two easy on these last runs.

[08:10:08] He's locking time.

[08:10:09] Do I want this grenade?

[08:10:11] Man, what does this even do?

[08:10:13] Shockwave.

[08:10:14] damage

[08:10:28] We hearing footsteps

[08:10:35] Did nobody land at wonky land

[08:10:37] Wonky's Chomp House?

[08:10:44] We're going slow, mate.

[08:10:53] Where's this chest at?

[08:10:55] Oh, shoot, we're on the cusp of the storm closing in.

[08:10:59] Hell no.

[08:11:03] Was that footsteps, mate?

[08:11:06] oh we got action over there I want to get in on that

[08:11:15] Outsies.

[08:11:28] That's the wrong way though.

[08:11:29] I gotta make it look brown.

[08:11:33] And then jump.

[08:11:40] Not what I want it to do.

[08:11:50] Shhhh!

[08:11:57] God, that was close man!

[08:12:12] I wasn't sure!

[08:12:14] I was not sure if I was going to get him.

[08:12:16] a pistol the pump who needs a who needs frickin you know what are they

[08:12:25] spectating bro let's hit him with one of these real quick let me grab that and

[08:12:35] And then we outsies.

[08:12:44] I say we just drink this up.

[08:12:46] Or I could save it.

[08:12:48] Hold on.

[08:12:49] We have a couple of these, right?

[08:13:00] That's what I'm talking about?

[08:13:02] I don't know if I want two of these, but we gotta go!

[08:13:09] Storm's closing in.

[08:13:14] Nobody better be on these mountains.

[08:13:19] Where are we teleporting to?

[08:13:20] I scored a goal if this goes inside of the storm.

[08:13:25] It's not good.

[08:13:27] Definitely don't need to be here.

[08:13:37] I mean, I have plenty of time, so I'm fine, I'm fine.

[08:13:47] Oh God not the fall damage. Oh it's stealth Jesus. I thought it was a health. I thought

[08:14:04] red health. I take it back. Please. How long is the last four?

[08:14:18] I don't know well definitely swap those out I don't think I I don't think I need

[08:14:31] that when I got the big one on me I have an idea anybody tries to attack me I'm

[08:14:41] I'm going in, I'm popping that stealth, and I'm going in with the twin shotties.

[08:14:55] Ugh!

[08:15:05] What we got here?

[08:15:11] Let's see, let's see.

[08:15:19] Shot's fired.

[08:15:41] god damn god damn drink this real quick

[08:16:00] what you got on you bro a wingsuit and the crown she's I'll take it all

[08:16:21] bro along with this hmm

[08:16:39] do we want to fight back

[08:16:46] Do we want to fight that?

[08:16:59] Oh heck yeah.

[08:17:10] Gold Rush!

[08:17:12] On me?

[08:17:15] Quit playing

[08:17:19] I feel like I should use the wingsuit well, can I use this?

[08:17:27] And then the wingsuit

[08:17:30] There's too many good options. I don't know how to combo my place here. I thought I heard footsteps or um

[08:17:39] Somebody shooting

[08:17:41] Was it all a lie?

[08:17:47] I mean my sidekick ain't invisible, so...

[08:17:54] I'd rather have the invincibility.

[08:17:56] Here we go, here we go.

[08:18:00] Who's shooting?

[08:18:03] Oh you know they got jumps bro had legendary 20s I'll take it I'll take it god damn god

[08:18:26] damn bro. Not losing twin legendaries, that's crazy.

[08:18:33] What else do I want here? I got my gun back. That's all I need. Bro didn't even get a

[08:18:43] chance to react to me. He saw a chapel rune just appear in front of him. Let's do this.

[08:18:54] I'm Alex's I think we took care of everybody we need to take care of there big foot is around here

[08:19:03] That's what that symbol means right should we go for it again?

[08:19:08] We might be strong enough with all this all this gear

[08:19:19] Do we have to just find them

[08:19:24] Don't I shouldn't I shouldn't even go for it

[08:19:29] Just skedaddle all right

[08:19:34] If you say so if you say so chat let's get out of here

[08:19:41] I'm gonna put my trust in you chat

[08:19:45] We are doing pretty good so far, so I do want to keep that momentum up

[08:19:49] Man, I wish I had like an extender.

[08:19:56] The Helly?

[08:19:57] Who that?

[08:19:58] That's what they did, right?

[08:19:59] Oh, shoot.

[08:20:00] I'm going the wrong way.

[08:20:01] Call me.

[08:20:02] Call me.

[08:20:03] I gotta go this way.

[08:20:04] There's eight of us left.

[08:20:05] Let's do that again.

[08:20:06] Not ready yet.

[08:20:07] I'm going the wrong way.

[08:20:08] Call me.

[08:20:09] Call me.

[08:20:10] I gotta go this way.

[08:20:11] There's eight of us left.

[08:20:12] Let's do that again.

[08:20:13] Not ready yet.

[08:20:14] Let's do that again. Not ready yet.

[08:20:19] Let me just blast it on out of here. Launched in freaking SpaceX style.

[08:20:27] Up into the mountains.

[08:20:31] About to do the same thing.

[08:20:37] I see Bigfoot approaching too. The symbol anyway. Does that mean somebody has it?

[08:20:44] Did we land on him?

[08:20:51] I think that's too much jumping.

[08:20:58] Oh, sheesh, we can't emo just yet.

[08:21:00] We cannot emo just yet.

[08:21:03] Oh, sheesh, what?

[08:21:13] What he hit me with too that got me to like 170 HP negative.

[08:21:19] God.

[08:21:22] Was it the Twin Hammys?

[08:21:26] Flattened by the...

[08:21:27] Oh no.

[08:21:28] I don't blame him.

[08:21:29] I've been doing that all game too.

[08:21:30] I didn't know where to go.

[08:21:31] I was trying to emote on that one dude and then all of a sudden I'm getting backshots.

[08:21:42] Jeez.

[08:21:43] Alright. Next! GG next. That was a pretty good run too though.

[08:21:54] That was a pretty good run. I love the invisibility combo.

[08:22:03] We didn't see that one coming chat. We didn't see that one coming. It's okay. It happened.

[08:22:13] I said what I said I said what I said, bro

[08:22:23] All right, let's get another one. Yeah, I need something to like

[08:22:28] Because or I guess I can just change the I gotta move my camera bag

[08:22:32] I swear. I'm not that close to the monitor monitors like pretty far away

[08:22:37] cameras like

[08:22:38] Two feet in front of the monitor big difference. Excuse me. Hey boy. That's true. That's rude, bro. That's rude

[08:22:45] Let me get up. I

[08:22:48] Came to get off this mountain

[08:22:51] Help I'm drowning

[08:23:00] I wouldn't mind going somewhere that we haven't explored yet

[08:23:03] Where we thinking Tito Terrace, Bumpy Bay, Humble Hills?

[08:23:11] Humble Hills sounds kind of fun.

[08:23:14] Let's do it.

[08:23:15] Bus is moving faster than usual, so let's thank the bus driver.

[08:23:18] Let's get out of here.

[08:23:28] About to turn into the hunchback of Notre Dame.

[08:23:31] I need your pleasure wait I'm not gonna make it. Let's go here to that

[08:23:39] Somebody else landed here first. It's okay. They didn't they didn't open this chest. Are those people those can't be people

[08:23:48] Somebody lay on top me bro

[08:23:56] I'm drinking it

[08:24:01] There's there's people around here I don't know what's going on what

[08:24:11] God damn

[08:24:17] God dang both the one with 72 bullets how about it

[08:24:23] It's hammies gotta do it

[08:24:33] All right, where's the shooting at where's this shoot net hmm excuse me

[08:24:44] Excuse me

[08:24:46] Mr. Can we know I can't see I can't see bro at all

[08:24:59] Jesus Christ

[08:25:05] I don't think he's going to appreciate that.

[08:25:16] Now there's somebody else down here shooting too, trying to give me some backshots.

[08:25:22] Where are they at though?

[08:25:29] Where are they at though?

[08:25:34] open up oh for frik's sakes brother

[08:26:02] God damn I had the bush on me

[08:26:14] I had the bush on me brother

[08:26:23] The hell he is this

[08:26:30] Is that what he was trying to use on me?

[08:26:31] I don't think it's too good then

[08:26:44] Score

[08:27:01] I hear people.

[08:27:05] Another tactical bush?

[08:27:08] So what happens when we use them?

[08:27:12] They won't even know, right?

[08:27:26] Do we engage with, uh, Chapel's...

[08:27:29] bush?

[08:27:31] Engage!

[08:27:38] I'm going in.

[08:27:49] I just want some action, man.

[08:27:51] Excuse me?

[08:27:52] I'm a little skeptical to use the, uh, hello?

[08:28:00] Hello?

[08:28:05] I'm just a bush bro. I'm just a bush. Don't even try. Nothing sussy about a bush blowing in a wind.

[08:28:30] I hear shots, but I don't see anybody.

[08:28:41] How annoying.

[08:28:42] In the blue?

[08:28:43] Well, we gotta go this way anyway.

[08:28:46] Oh wait, no, we don't gotta go this way.

[08:28:53] But I think we'll find people coming towards us if we go this way.

[08:28:59] Aw, I've only had a sniper right now.

[08:29:06] What they at, what they at, what they at, hmm?

[08:29:13] Hmm?

[08:29:14] Somebody had to have won that fight.

[08:29:19] Where are they, Jack?

[08:29:24] Where are they?

[08:29:28] Am I in the wrong spot?

[08:29:33] Why do I hear music?

[08:29:40] Big shots!

[08:29:41] Excuse me?

[08:29:42] Excuse me?

[08:29:43] It's supposed to be friendly, friendly.

[08:29:48] What do you mean by big shots?

[08:29:54] They didn't want to run, brother.

[08:29:59] I thought they would run this way.

[08:30:03] Maybe they both died during the, during the Tesla.

[08:30:12] Rift up Alusa.

[08:30:15] I can't believe we're still in bush form too.

[08:30:20] I'm trying to get into some combat and see see what it do see if we can bamboozle anybody

[08:30:33] Now here's somebody

[08:30:41] Bro, I kind of like that SMG with the a coxite

[08:30:47] It's good

[08:30:50] So, this thing's like a shotgun, right?

[08:31:12] So inconspicuous, just this bush opening up chests.

[08:31:19] Nothing to see here, it's just Chapel Roan's bush is all, thought I was going to take fall

[08:31:26] damage.

[08:31:28] I say we explode this truck for that 8 extra shield, but I don't want people to shoot me

[08:31:34] in the back.

[08:31:37] Also we don't have time, I just realized, Storm's a closing in, we gotta get out of here, looks

[08:31:46] Looks like we got two supplies of bushes, too.

[08:31:58] I feel like the common twin hams

[08:32:03] might not be better to use.

[08:32:10] Quiet up, chat.

[08:32:13] We go in inconspicuous.

[08:32:19] This is black ops.

[08:32:21] Or I should say green ops.

[08:32:24] Charlie Echo Delta Operation Bush.

[08:32:28] I

[08:32:42] Operation bush success

[08:32:44] Put another one on bro. Well, I'm taking this well. I'm taking this gear. I don't want them seeing a bush

[08:32:48] I don't want them to see chapel taking it

[08:32:52] She's oh my god, not the not the purple hammies

[08:32:59] Whoops meant to take that

[08:33:03] Noice

[08:33:05] What is this

[08:33:07] Flowberry miscrenade. Oh, that's gotta be good though. Let's just let's just do that. We got we got frickin twin hammies now finally I

[08:33:20] Feel like we go away for people

[08:33:22] The one good thing I like about the bush is that they don't know exactly where to shoot

[08:33:28] because there's a bush I'm surrounded by the bush, right?

[08:33:32] So you don't know exactly where I am to get that hit marker.

[08:33:35] I think we've got to switch up to this.

[08:33:39] Are they trying to shoot across from each other, rooftop to rooftop?

[08:33:43] Yeah, I don't want to be a part of that.

[08:33:46] 15, 15 people left.

[08:33:50] I don't want them to know where I am just yet.

[08:33:54] We need Operation Bush to be successful here.

[08:34:02] I'm going to move in slowly, inconspicuously.

[08:34:10] Bro has no idea.

[08:34:15] Bro has no idea.

[08:34:20] Oh, I gotta get into the sweet zone, though.

[08:34:30] Looks like there's a battle going on there.

[08:34:33] I don't want people running behind me while I'm trying to get in there.

[08:34:38] Alright, let's go.

[08:34:40] Let's make a move.

[08:34:41] Let's make a move with the twins.

[08:34:46] We got him chief.

[08:34:57] We got him chief.

[08:34:59] Operation Greenbush, success.

[08:35:02] I don't feel like reloading just yet.

[08:35:06] I don't know where anybody is.

[08:35:12] I

[08:35:16] Take the Sammo

[08:35:25] I think that was all of them though I

[08:35:33] Could use a drank for eight extra HP

[08:35:37] With the wings suit brother the wings suit here. I think um

[08:35:42] I think we're going to grab that and now I want my bush, I want to keep the bush, I

[08:35:49] want to keep the bush.

[08:35:51] Let's just continue to be inconspicuous.

[08:35:56] We can reload now.

[08:35:58] There's only seven people left.

[08:36:01] I think we got this.

[08:36:07] Now we got this chat, don't worry.

[08:36:09] even worry about it. I might be slightly clenched, but I'm also cool as a cucumber. I don't know

[08:36:24] why they're fighting over there when they're gonna have to come here and they're gonna

[08:36:29] to be flabbergasted when they run into my bush. That's all I'm saying. Let's um, yeah

[08:36:38] let's get into a little better spot. Are these reloaded? Good. We're solid man. I don't know

[08:36:48] I don't know about this flowberry mist or anything, but...

[08:36:51] Oh wait, I gotta go that way.

[08:36:57] Footsteps?

[08:37:05] Ah, goddammit.

[08:37:09] I didn't know that could block...

[08:37:13] I didn't know that could block uh frickin damage, bro.

[08:37:21] I thought I could shoot through it, hell nah.

[08:37:27] He's cadoodle away.

[08:37:28] I think he'll come close to me so I'm gonna prepare with the twin hammies.

[08:37:32] This guy might think I'm that other guy, so this is perfect.

[08:37:39] Oh God.

[08:37:47] God damn it, I'm doing the same.

[08:37:50] We're out of here, bro.

[08:37:52] I'm doing the same, I'm going this way though.

[08:37:54] I wanna keep some distance.

[08:37:57] We gotta, oh we still have the bush!

[08:37:59] I wasn't certain if I could do it with the bush on.

[08:38:02] Thank goodness.

[08:38:03] Okay, let me reload.

[08:38:07] Let me reload everything.

[08:38:09] Oh, okay.

[08:38:19] There's three of us left.

[08:38:20] Oh, we gotta go this way.

[08:38:23] Hold on, the storm's moving that way?

[08:38:27] Wait, so Homeboy's gonna come to me.

[08:38:33] Right?

[08:38:34] We gotta be careful, though.

[08:38:38] He probably has more of those, uh, yeah, there he is.

[08:38:52] There he is.

[08:38:54] Is he gonna come over this hill?

[08:39:02] No?

[08:39:04] No?

[08:39:05] Okay, let's get in closer and finish one of them then.

[08:39:15] Operation Greenbushes a go.

[08:39:18] Oh, Jesus, they're fighting, though.

[08:39:21] They're fighting.

[08:39:22] Hold on.

[08:39:23] This storm took him, brother!

[08:39:33] Oh my god, we actually did it with the bush too. That's crazy

[08:39:39] Did not expect operation green bush to be a utter complete success

[08:39:49] Heck yeah

[08:39:58] Not too shabby brother not too shabby I

[08:40:00] I think their Fortnite IQ was a little low.

[08:40:03] They didn't realize by fighting there.

[08:40:08] The third bush was me.

[08:40:15] Fantastic.

[08:40:19] Let's try it again.

[08:40:20] Let's go for a second.

[08:40:23] Second big Roy, shall we?

[08:40:33] I'm gonna try and aim for at least five

[08:40:38] Before I hop off at least five of these I'm gonna keep that going too

[08:40:45] If I see bush I'm taking it. Oh my god. It's a fellow

[08:40:49] Hello?

[08:40:50] Wait, how'd you get that costume?

[08:40:53] Hold on.

[08:40:54] We're gonna hot to go together or what?

[08:40:59] Heck yeah, bro.

[08:41:12] Was that a different release?

[08:41:13] I didn't see that one.

[08:41:14] What the heck?

[08:41:15] I like mine better, though.

[08:41:19] Where are we landing where we landing leaf elapsed? I

[08:41:26] Like the name I like the name thank the bus driver and we say adios

[08:41:41] I gotta get I gotta get rid of my um

[08:41:45] How do you um

[08:41:47] Can't sell that, bro.

[08:41:50] Wait, you can land on this thing?

[08:41:54] Holy.

[08:41:57] Holy.

[08:42:05] Anybody else here?

[08:42:17] I had to do it to him.

[08:42:22] I only got 20 ammo though now.

[08:42:38] I want in!

[08:42:47] Her reload down here

[08:43:05] Sheesh

[08:43:11] He got the hand he's

[08:43:14] Damn

[08:43:17] Oh, hello. Hello.

[08:43:23] Wait, is that two assault rifles?

[08:43:46] Is this an SMG or a assault rifle?

[08:43:50] Assault rifle.

[08:43:51] I think we're looking pretty good. I do need more on

[08:43:56] Blue Shield health I

[08:44:00] Need everything I need everything. Let's see if we can find it

[08:44:05] Find some some medical

[08:44:08] assistants

[08:44:09] Jesus I got worried for a second. I

[08:44:13] Was like who that? Oh, hello. What's this?

[08:44:17] Well, I don't want to give somebody the...

[08:44:23] Let me drink this up and then grab my parachute again.

[08:44:37] Is this automatic or semi?

[08:44:44] I think it's good.

[08:44:46] Whatever it is, I think it's good.

[08:44:47] Oh, we got ice.

[08:44:48] We got ice on somebody.

[08:44:50] Hold on.

[08:44:53] I think they're going to come this way.

[08:44:56] They're going to be tempted by that blue SMG.

[08:45:03] I guarantee it.

[08:45:07] Maybe not.

[08:45:11] Where'd he go?

[08:45:16] Ah, there's somebody back there.

[08:45:19] I don't feel like, uh,

[08:45:23] since I lost sight of him, I don't feel like playing around like that.

[08:45:36] Do these give you, uh, anything?

[08:45:39] Oh, jeez, I thought it was gonna drop its fruit.

[08:45:43] I'm still paying attention to see if somebody was back there.

[08:46:00] Okay.

[08:46:07] I need like a, an Acox sight on this thing.

[08:46:10] Let's get some stamina back before we rush into it.

[08:46:17] If I can keep distance and use the AR, that's my plan.

[08:46:22] Otherwise, we jumping in, splayed out with the hammies.

[08:46:27] A little too dicey to take shots.

[08:46:34] But I do want to end one of them.

[08:46:47] I don't think they knew how much damage this thing does.

[08:46:51] I don't even know how much damage this thing did, bro.

[08:46:54] Uh, no, I don't need any of that.

[08:46:58] I will take the med kit just to get full health.

[08:47:07] And then I'll take this back.

[08:47:14] Sniper you say?

[08:47:16] I think I'm good, I think I'm good.

[08:47:20] We'll keep everything.

[08:47:25] There were some people shooting down on this right side, but I don't know what their intentions

[08:47:32] are, so I don't want to mess with them right now.

[08:47:40] I could use one of these just to get a little more inside here, to the sweet zelma.

[08:47:50] Jesus, I thought I landed on a person.

[08:48:06] I want to go for Bigfoot so bad.

[08:48:08] Let's take a look at the map.

[08:48:11] What is this square?

[08:48:14] Why are we dealing with squares?

[08:48:21] I must?

[08:48:26] Shhh.

[08:48:28] Shhh.

[08:48:30] Ah, there's somebody here, bro.

[08:48:37] There's somebody here, bro.

[08:48:43] Oh, Mama Sita.

[08:48:52] Mama Sita. Bullseye.

[08:48:58] Hello. Let's see what he had.

[08:49:07] I'm happy to t- Oh yeah, it's still! Ooh, I love using that.

[08:49:12] Why the heck am I brah I should not have a green assault rifle on me what the heck

[08:49:28] We're gonna smoke some people

[08:49:31] Shield bubble junior. What does that mean? Let me use it. Oh

[08:49:36] Oh, it's one of those. I remember that. Yeah, we don't need that.

[08:49:43] I mean, it's good, but let me take the stealth for now.

[08:49:47] Honestly, if I have this AR, I really don't need this other AR.

[08:49:52] So yeah, let me grab the bubble.

[08:49:53] And I'll probably replace the bubble with, um, blue shield, make it, I don't know, some.

[08:50:02] emails. You hear that pony? I'm hearing some shots, but I don't know where. Bro, Bigfoot

[08:50:17] is coming this way. It says he's like right in front of me. Is he in the trees? Do we

[08:50:31] Can you take him on, Jack?

[08:50:34] Where is he?

[08:50:36] Oh my...

[08:50:37] Excuse me?

[08:50:38] Hold up, hold up, hold up.

[08:50:40] I'm getting shot at.

[08:50:42] Bigfoot is around here, too.

[08:50:48] Where was he shooting from?

[08:50:52] Yeah. Blank him.

[08:51:05] Jesus.

[08:51:09] Is Bigfoot following me, bro?

[08:51:13] I feel like I'm being hunted. Let's get out of here.

[08:51:16] I don't like that.

[08:51:19] And the fact somebody was shooting.

[08:51:21] I have a feeling they were like around this area.

[08:51:24] Oh, okay, hold on, we're gonna wait for him.

[08:51:28] Uh-oh.

[08:51:29] Oh, hell no.

[08:51:34] Hell no, brother.

[08:51:40] He's got a sniper.

[08:51:41] Hell no.

[08:51:42] Man, try it again, bro. Yeah, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. I did

[08:52:01] explode myself so let me do this again

[08:52:15] did Bigfoot just take him out?

[08:52:20] he challenged the big foot

[08:52:24] he got taken out

[08:52:29] let's get out of here he could be waiting for me right there because he knows i got to go in

[08:52:34] that direction so let's go let's try and get up on this hill get the high ground

[08:52:45] He's gone, he's gone, I don't want to mess with it now, we had shots in him but I don't

[08:53:12] I'm gonna mess with it now.

[08:53:14] I don't know where he went.

[08:53:20] Did he come back up?

[08:53:27] Which way would he come back up from, though?

[08:53:35] How many people left?

[08:53:35] Eight?

[08:53:42] I still need more shield does the pool give you shield I don't remember no it

[08:53:57] What is this? Oh, the shield bubble.

[08:54:02] Hey! We got some.

[08:54:20] I think that's good. I think we're good.

[08:54:27] I'm trying to hear something, bro.

[08:54:41] If the pool could give you shield, everyone would go there.

[08:54:44] True.

[08:54:45] Facts.

[08:54:46] Facts.

[08:54:47] I remember the swamp giving you shield.

[08:54:49] That's why.

[08:54:50] I thought it was just one of those scenarios where it goes up like by increments.

[08:54:53] It's not convenient, you know?

[08:54:55] You just gotta be there a while and

[08:54:58] Probably take some hits if you're gonna you're gonna commit to it

[08:55:02] She's I don't know where anybody is

[08:55:05] Seven people left. I know there was somebody over there, but they could have died for all I know

[08:55:13] I'm trying to hear some footsteps or something

[08:55:25] I'll take some ammo oh shoot we gotta go

[08:55:38] I might have to use the jetty here whoa whoa whoa

[08:55:52] Homeboy blasting off to the top. Oh, sheesh

[08:55:57] Decoy

[08:56:04] Is he down below

[08:56:15] He's like he's there bro, I don't know where but he's there. I don't like that

[08:56:22] I don't like that.

[08:56:29] I'm hoping to stay right here and conspicuous like and wait till I can find some people.

[08:56:41] I think homeboy has the high ground but let's go in

[08:56:51] What's he gonna do when he sees chapel run roll up on him

[08:56:59] The hell he is

[08:57:11] you

[08:57:41] you

[08:58:11] you

[08:58:41] you

[08:59:11] you

[08:59:41] Oh

[09:00:00] He was trying to take that out

[09:00:02] The bush a operation operation green blush is a go

[09:00:08] It's a go

[09:00:10] Hold on, let me reload here.

[09:00:16] I forgot to dance on freakin' bro.

[09:00:23] Let me get some better guns before I use it.

[09:00:25] I feel like it'll be a waste.

[09:00:32] What's happening here?

[09:00:34] Which one of them is real?

[09:00:41] I'm putting the bush on.

[09:00:43] Oh, it didn't work.

[09:00:54] So we don't want to mess with these guys, huh?

[09:00:58] Ked and his two sidekicks who shoot it's another bush

[09:01:12] Jesus now he got taken out oh there's another one

[09:01:28] why am I missing bro why no no I should have tapped it I don't know why I was

[09:01:36] missing so much the importer AR is good though

[09:01:41] but I was I was spraying way too much I was just letting that thing spray not

[09:01:46] good not good play again I let it spray way too much me who got me good

[09:01:58] I don't even think it was the sidestep. I think it was literally

[09:02:02] It was literally just me down to

[09:02:05] spraying instead of I felt confident with the spray because of the distance, but

[09:02:09] It was just far enough

[09:02:12] that I feel like I could have tapped it and

[09:02:15] Got a little more accurate with that

[09:02:20] Yeah, we're jumping straight into another one straight whoops straight into another one

[09:02:28] Sabrina let's go besties the in-life besties let's get it

[09:02:44] So Brina was my ex, Doub.

[09:02:51] Doub.

[09:02:58] I think Luna is taking a nap in the other room right now.

[09:03:01] I might pop her in here for a bit.

[09:03:08] If we get the next Vic Roy, I'll bring Luna in for a hot second.

[09:03:13] a hot second all right

[09:03:21] role or in coin is my wife

[09:03:24] doubt

[09:03:25] proof

[09:03:26] or it's

[09:03:27] doubt

[09:03:30] let's uh...

[09:03:35] let's go right here i don't really care bro i'm not scared of anybody

[09:03:38] let's go right here

[09:03:41] I will be scared if I end up with just nothing, but I think I'll get something in that chest.

[09:03:55] We float, we float, we float.

[09:04:01] We got some.

[09:04:03] I'm gonna start flying people, bro.

[09:04:09] Here we go, here we go.

[09:04:13] Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

[09:04:15] Don't even, brother, don't even.

[09:04:24] Don't even, brother.

[09:04:27] Uh...

[09:04:29] What could I always do with a medkit?

[09:04:35] Cha-ching!

[09:04:39] I like the Acog site.

[09:04:43] Let's keep it.

[09:04:46] Let's keep it for now.

[09:04:47] The whole rush, SMG.

[09:04:53] Would not mind some blue shield though.

[09:05:00] Excuse me?

[09:05:03] Brother, why is the tree got a...

[09:05:10] God damn.

[09:05:16] You thought you can get underneath me like that?

[09:05:19] With no consent?

[09:05:22] Enforcer!

[09:05:23] Let's go!

[09:05:25] Yeah, let's keep this.

[09:05:32] I want to find some shields, but I don't want to be attacked for doing it.

[09:05:46] So we got to be careful.

[09:05:53] bubble shield okay should we ride the hot air balloon I don't see anybody which

[09:06:14] way do we want to go which way do we want to go we do want to head in that

[09:06:19] direction oh whoo-hoo down there

[09:06:34] whoops

[09:06:49] I'm looking I'm looking not seeing anybody

[09:07:02] They may have gotten taken out, but they also might take their time to buy a bunch of stuff

[09:07:08] To loot a bunch of stuff in that area smart. I gotta do the same. I need freakin shields

[09:07:15] Where's his chest at?

[09:07:21] Ooooooooh.

[09:07:25] Stealth baby.

[09:07:26] Yeah, why not?

[09:07:30] Until we get a shield.

[09:07:34] I feel like with the storm closing in

[09:07:46] I feel like with the storm closing in they gotta they gotta be coming this way bro one

[09:07:57] of them come on come on

[09:08:02] There's got to be one of them, bro

[09:08:15] No, oh my god, what did I tell you bro?

[09:08:26] What did I tell you bro?

[09:08:28] I feel like there might be multiples out here.

[09:08:35] Come here, come here, mm-hmm, is that it?

[09:08:49] Mm-hmm

[09:08:54] Is that it

[09:08:58] We might we might catch another stray

[09:09:03] We might catch one more stray chat, let's see

[09:09:09] I'm waiting I

[09:09:13] Could always pop a bubble shield too if they start spraying at me

[09:09:17] oh shoot you know what I should do before the storm hits I got to see if

[09:09:23] they have shields somebody try to shoot me I swear dog bro

[09:09:32] oh my god who is it who is it who is it give me that and I'm out of there

[09:09:47] Oh

[09:09:51] Jesus

[09:09:58] And I'm in trouble

[09:10:07] Where he at he's got to come this way right oh no

[09:10:12] oh there he is okay let's just go though let's just go I don't think I don't think

[09:10:22] he's gonna fight me probably has no idea we need some of this we need some of

[09:10:31] this. Why didn't I get any of that? Oh, it gave me health instead? Goddamn. I could've

[09:10:45] What's that over there, nothing?

[09:10:52] The stealth saved my life.

[09:10:55] Okay.

[09:10:57] Oh mama.

[09:11:02] Why do I think that was a person?

[09:11:05] Oh, we got a long ways to go.

[09:11:09] Let's take a look at our map.

[09:11:11] Yeah, we got a long ways to go.

[09:11:13] I want to get stuck here pinned by some rando.

[09:11:18] Oh baby, that's a shield.

[09:11:21] Not the canoes blocking me.

[09:11:22] Hold on.

[09:11:26] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[09:11:27] Let me drink this up.

[09:11:31] Yeah, drink up, Chappy.

[09:11:34] Drink up.

[09:11:36] Let's see what's in the chest

[09:11:37] because I might need another one.

[09:11:38] I don't I don't mind getting full health right now. Oh flex SMG. Yes, and let's get out of here

[09:11:49] Let's get out of here

[09:11:51] Wait wait, I can't oh

[09:11:56] I'm so freaking pissed brother

[09:11:59] I'm so freaking pissed

[09:12:04] Can I

[09:12:06] Make this I'm gonna start wrapping up med in like 20 HP. I think

[09:12:14] I'm start wrapping mad at 30 HP actually a freaking bigfoot is around here, too

[09:12:22] Maybe I should wrap now let me wrap now just in case case bigfoot attacks me

[09:12:29] Let's go, let's go.

[09:12:40] Let's go, let's go.

[09:12:41] Luckily, we're not taking too much damage.

[09:12:45] Flowberry grenade.

[09:12:46] It's the suit though.

[09:12:48] It's the suit.

[09:12:49] Let's take the suit.

[09:12:51] God damn.

[09:12:55] I haven't gotten some twin hammies in a while.

[09:13:00] It's a shield!

[09:13:01] Let's get it.

[09:13:09] Close one.

[09:13:11] Not bad, not bad.

[09:13:12] For what that was.

[09:13:15] God damn.

[09:13:20] Storm's closing in again already. Hold up, hold up.

[09:13:24] I'm just getting caught up here.

[09:13:26] What about this one?

[09:13:31] See the twin hammies butt.

[09:13:35] Cha-ching!

[09:13:40] What is that?

[09:13:41] Oh hell yeah baby.

[09:13:43] Oh hell yeah baby.

[09:13:45] Oh my god not a pink, pink one.

[09:13:48] Let's go.

[09:13:51] No, I don't need it because I have the other one.

[09:13:55] What else? What else?

[09:13:57] Good, good. We do need ammo. That's all good.

[09:14:02] I feel like I don't need an SMG and a shotgun.

[09:14:06] I should pick one.

[09:14:09] Oh, Storm's closing in. Hold on. Let's get rid of the shotgun.

[09:14:12] I don't think I'll use it compared to the SMG.

[09:14:16] Whoo!

[09:14:20] Yeah, I like I like these two lineups

[09:14:23] The enforcer and the and the the the the rush SMG or some

[09:14:31] And then we got three oh hell no

[09:14:35] Let's let's blast off I don't know I

[09:14:39] Don't know I saw I saw shots fired on like two different angles, so I'm getting out of there

[09:14:44] And now we can shoot from below or shoot them below I should say

[09:14:57] Where do you get hit by

[09:15:14] Ah, he's got sights on me, hold on.

[09:15:19] Sheesh.

[09:15:23] We got him good.

[09:15:28] We got him good.

[09:15:32] That means he's done for, right?

[09:15:34] Should be.

[09:15:36] Alright.

[09:15:38] Jetpack out of here.

[09:15:41] Woo!

[09:15:43] Oh hell no.

[09:16:05] Fall damage?

[09:16:06] What?

[09:16:07] when I was paragliding?

[09:16:13] When I was paragliding? What?

[09:16:23] Nah. They did me dirty on that one, bro.

[09:16:27] They did me dirty on that one. I was set up, too.

[09:16:31] I had pink enforcer.

[09:16:37] That's all I need really. Bro, unbelievable. That's like a glitch or something. There's

[09:16:44] no way bro. Cause like, I think the animation was meant to land on the edge of that hill.

[09:16:51] But because it just missed it, we took that fall damage. That's crazy. And also like,

[09:16:58] splat too. It wasn't a one HP it was like complete splatter. Crazy.

[09:17:08] Jeez!

[09:17:11] I felt good I felt good that I was gonna win that one too mmm we were so close

[09:17:28] bro we were so close splash out of the game is facts it's exactly what happened

[09:17:36] Ooh, we got surfs up.

[09:17:41] Alright, let's get it.

[09:17:43] I'll take surfs up.

[09:17:46] I'll take surfs up.

[09:17:54] I guess we haven't been here yet, so let's go there.

[09:17:57] tiptoe tiptoe

[09:18:16] man if only waves were actually this blue and pink

[09:18:22] Maybe either.

[09:18:27] I think we'll just go for this little residency here.

[09:18:29] See if we get any...

[09:18:32] Any chests.

[09:18:35] I see one right there.

[09:18:38] Nobody else here too.

[09:18:39] Let's start off with the top.

[09:18:46] Brother.

[09:18:47] Somebody's here.

[09:18:52] Where are they at though?

[09:19:14] You hear it too, right chat?

[09:19:17] Where are they at though?

[09:19:21] I don't think they realize I'm right above them.

[09:19:38] And we got people sailing in too.

[09:19:41] So I gotta play this real careful.

[09:19:48] Ah, the timing, the timing, timing was crazy.

[09:19:53] GG.

[09:19:54] I got greedy, bro.

[09:19:58] I saw that cash register and I was like, just a quick, just a quick, really quick, really

[09:20:05] quick.

[09:20:06] Let me get that gold bar real quick.

[09:20:07] Nah, too greedy.

[09:20:10] Bumbled.

[09:20:12] GG next.

[09:20:15] I

[09:20:28] Hmm

[09:20:42] Damn

[09:20:45] one more one more yeah get it card man get it card man she's carbon got hips I

[09:21:05] I see it.

[09:21:07] Carmen got hips.

[09:21:11] The battle bus is launching chat.

[09:21:15] The battle bus is launching.

[09:21:18] Let's see.

[09:21:20] Hmm? Hmm? Hmm.

[09:21:22] Where do we want to go?

[09:21:26] I don't mind getting down and dirty.

[09:21:30] Let's go over here.

[09:21:32] I like when there's a lot of landers.

[09:21:40] As long as you get suited up, I actually didn't mind the tiptoe spot.

[09:21:43] Ooh, am I going to make it?

[09:21:46] Here, let's use the glider for a second.

[09:21:51] Ooh.

[09:21:53] Damn, how do you get there so quick?

[09:22:01] Nah, we gotta pass it, we gotta pass it, let's go to, let's go to this house right here.

[09:22:08] Ooh, I think somebody has the same intentions as me, but I wanna, no, no, no, ahhh, nah.

[09:22:25] I can't, bro, why can't I get close to him?

[09:22:30] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

[09:22:35] Play again. Play again.

[09:22:37] Ooh, la-la.

[09:22:38] I couldn't get close to him, bro.

[09:22:40] I'm slashing and slashing.

[09:22:43] But I couldn't get close.

[09:22:52] Not close enough, anyone.

[09:23:00] Yeah, I risked it. We both like ran for that gun, but he got to it before me. It is what it is.

[09:23:21] Oh, hello, Deadpool.

[09:23:24] Hello, Deadpool. Meanwhile...

[09:23:30] Oh shoot we got a party here.

[09:23:35] Wait I'm not in it though, wrong one.

[09:23:46] Hell yeah, we found our crew chat, let's go.

[09:23:54] It's always nice finding like-mindedness, right?

[09:23:59] I kind of want to go back to tip-touch Ross

[09:24:05] But I also want my revenge back here

[09:24:09] You know what I'm going there, bro

[09:24:11] I'm going there

[09:24:14] It's a long ways away, but I like it

[09:24:21] Think I'll make it or you know what I could I could go here. I haven't discovered this area yet, so

[09:24:26] Let's unlock

[09:24:28] What is this bumble day?

[09:24:33] Bumpy bae let's do it

[09:24:47] I see a gun right there can we get it though

[09:24:58] Jesus, we landed some lucky headshots.

[09:25:08] Bro has a bush, let's go.

[09:25:10] Let's get out of there.

[09:25:15] Ah, no, no, no.

[09:25:22] Oh, close one, brother.

[09:25:37] He tried to use the handys on me.

[09:25:40] I didn't give him any room.

[09:25:42] she's got special chest here let's go oh my god drink up hell yeah hell yeah

[09:26:01] God, we got low ammo, though.

[09:26:08] We might be able to take some people out.

[09:26:13] Rooftop style.

[09:26:14] But let's see if we can find at least the med kit, cause...

[09:26:20] Jesus.

[09:26:21] Nope.

[09:26:22] Nope.

[09:26:23] Where is he, bro?

[09:26:26] Nope.

[09:26:27] Nope. Where is he bro? Nope. Nope. You guys find it out. It's not fair. No, not the

[09:26:35] lights blocking me. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Going around. They'll never suspect it.

[09:26:41] And I'm wearing the bush. Frick it.

[09:26:51] Can I wear this?

[09:26:57] Oh, I hate that I don't have enough HP.

[09:27:02] Oh, he's right there, bro.

[09:27:06] Oh, he saw me.

[09:27:11] Oh!

[09:27:17] I knew he saw me, bro.

[09:27:22] Let's take all of this.

[09:27:27] Oh, we can't- ah, god damn it.

[09:27:31] Okay.

[09:27:32] What am I switching up here?

[09:27:36] Nope.

[09:27:38] There we go.

[09:27:41] And then we do this.

[09:27:46] I need- I need frickin'.

[09:27:51] I need ammo. I need health.

[09:28:00] Do I want that? No, I want this, right?

[09:28:08] Let's keep the Twin Hammys for now.

[09:28:11] I know there was people fighting right there, but I feel like I'm pinned in the spot.

[09:28:17] We might be able to make it out to get over there.

[09:28:22] Oh, he on the rooftop.

[09:28:26] Oh, god damn it.

[09:28:29] He had to make it.

[09:28:33] How do we blast him like that?

[09:28:37] Jesus Christ.

[09:28:42] Let's do that.

[09:29:09] I think we're set up with this.

[09:29:11] I think we're set up like this.

[09:29:19] I'd prefer the enforcer, but I'll take this.

[09:29:22] I'll take all this.

[09:29:27] We're set up, we're set up.

[09:29:29] See if we can leave carefully.

[09:29:32] I kinda wanna jet pack out of here.

[09:29:33] Let's go.

[09:29:41] I mean, before we do, we could go to a rooftop and try and sniper somebody as well, so...

[09:29:56] Stealth, baby.

[09:30:13] Let's get that instead of the minis.

[09:30:16] What's this?

[09:30:23] I mean, we're in the sweet spot, so we don't really need to go anywhere now.

[09:30:34] Now we do our hunting.

[09:30:38] This is where the hunting begins.

[09:30:40] Oh, I really want to bush, though.

[09:30:47] Operation Bush's is OP.

[09:30:50] It's too good.

[09:30:55] I say we wait it out though.

[09:30:57] See if we can find anybody.

[09:30:59] Because we really don't need to move just yet.

[09:31:06] We got some time.

[09:31:07] I guess we can move now.

[09:31:11] I don't know what that was.

[09:31:16] Let's get out of here.

[09:31:31] I like the aim down sights.

[09:31:38] Okay, we got one.

[09:31:43] Is he gonna come for me?

[09:31:50] Uh oh.

[09:31:56] Eh, a little bit of hits.

[09:32:04] We don't want to get too crazy though

[09:32:34] What was that? Bro I thought that was a player straight up.

[09:32:40] Are they up here?

[09:32:44] There goes my Invisis flange.

[09:32:58] I need to reload. I need to reload.

[09:33:04] I can't seem to the stupid tree, okay

[09:33:21] Okay, okay, see see a few people see a few people but they're all in cars, bro

[09:33:28] They're all in freaking cars. I'm gonna wait for this guy

[09:33:31] Did he get out is he just is he just looking at me I don't say I don't think

[09:33:42] anybody's in that car

[09:33:47] hmm we do have one more stealth splash

[09:34:01] Goddamn.

[09:34:02] Oh, we're done for them, chat.

[09:34:14] Goddamn it.

[09:34:19] I think he's trying to find me.

[09:34:22] Jesus.

[09:34:24] Jesus

[09:34:30] Bro they both got taken out let's go

[09:34:35] All according to plan let's go

[09:34:43] Come here come here

[09:34:51] All right

[09:34:54] I think we could skedaddle.

[09:35:01] I won't use the jetpack just yet.

[09:35:06] Let me see if I can find anybody that's trying to get in over here.

[09:35:18] Jesus.

[09:35:21] Really gonna, what the hell was that?

[09:35:25] Really gonna be turned into a hunchback after this one, bro. I feel my back curving

[09:35:38] Oh, did somebody just land there?

[09:35:40] I've only had a bush I'm moving slow because I don't I don't want anybody hearing me a

[09:36:02] mile away and already set up. Oh it's a it's a crate thing. Maybe somebody's there though.

[09:36:11] I don't feel like rushing into it. What's this?

[09:36:16] Oh mama! Retreat loot!

[09:36:20] Drum gun! Is that good?

[09:36:26] Is it better than what I had?

[09:36:32] Oh hell no.

[09:36:46] He almost hit it.

[09:36:47] He almost got hit with it.

[09:36:49] Jesus.

[09:36:50] We do this for now.

[09:37:11] We do gotta go.

[09:37:13] Are we full on ammo?

[09:37:16] We're full on everything?

[09:37:20] Okay.

[09:37:22] Okay, let's get out of here then.

[09:37:33] I might need to wing suit.

[09:37:46] Oh shoot, how far are we?

[09:37:47] Oh shoot!

[09:37:48] Oh wait, but it's gonna follow us.

[09:37:50] Gotcha.

[09:37:52] Six people left?

[09:37:54] Oh shoot, okay, hold on.

[09:37:56] Hold on.

[09:37:57] You see I didn't take any fall damage there, bro.

[09:38:06] I got utterly scammed by that last fall.

[09:38:09] Oh, we gotta do it again.

[09:38:13] This is not good.

[09:38:18] And I have no medkits, bro.

[09:38:19] This is not good.

[09:38:20] I can't be the only one that's like in utter danger like this let's run with the storm

[09:38:39] because I can't risk it. I ain't got no health for that.

[09:38:44] God damn it, bro!

[09:38:58] Let's see.

[09:39:01] Somebody just landed here, too.

[09:39:04] gotta be careful

[09:39:09] you make it

[09:39:15] you make it bad

[09:39:18] the stuff here all give me that

[09:39:24] no I don't need that any make it

[09:39:26] got them what I have

[09:39:30] No, no, no, no.

[09:39:32] Do that.

[09:39:36] Okay.

[09:39:38] Storm closing in?

[09:39:39] Jesus.

[09:39:41] Four people left?

[09:39:48] I don't want to make too much noise, brother.

[09:39:51] I'm gonna do the same.

[09:39:52] I'm just packing out of here.

[09:39:55] Kinda want to get on top of this hill.

[09:39:57] Oh, somebody's there already.

[09:40:00] like two people here, bro. God damn it. Can't tell if he, uh, oh, shoot. Can we, can we

[09:40:18] do that I'm so dead bro

[09:40:48] I

[09:40:52] That was tough, man, I didn't have enough time didn't have enough time for it

[09:41:00] That was close one bro. That was a battle

[09:41:05] I got caught with like the reload animation and then my twins

[09:41:10] My twins were not cutting it at that distance

[09:41:13] And I got worried because I was like the moment I moved away from this tree. I

[09:41:17] I ain't gonna have a shot anyway. That was a good game though. GG next. Good game, good game.

[09:41:26] I like games like that. That one was fun man. We almost had him. I'll take second place.

[09:41:35] Let's get it. With this close, with this close I could taste it. Victory is literally within our

[09:41:46] grass if I didn't take so much damage from the storm totally would have had a

[09:41:54] chance there but it was a toughie

[09:41:58] Damn, putting shots to her face like that?

[09:42:23] i forgot i even have this email

[09:42:31] all right y'all

[09:42:32] battle bus is launching and let's

[09:42:36] do the thing partner

[09:42:38] let's do the thing

[09:42:44] i have a few skins

[09:42:46] but i figured i'd play with the chapel one

[09:42:49] Why not?

[09:42:59] Pain of palms it is.

[09:43:02] Pain of palms it is.

[09:43:03] Come on.

[09:43:04] Let's get it.

[09:43:15] I ain't gonna make it.

[09:43:16] I ain't gonna make it.

[09:43:20] I need a paraglide over there.

[09:43:27] At least to the spot I want to get as close to as possible.

[09:43:32] Hello.

[09:43:34] Pro flew by me like, don't mind me.

[09:43:40] Ooh.

[09:43:41] A lot of people landing here.

[09:43:44] on the inside the warehouse first i think

[09:43:49] uh... but i don't think it matters

[09:43:51] for con

[09:43:56] such as upstairs

[09:44:02] dot

[09:44:04] well it's just over there

[09:44:14] I want you on some of this action

[09:44:36] are they like super far though?

[09:45:06] The hell he is there

[09:45:19] Where's he bro, is he up there? Oh, hey

[09:45:29] God damn

[09:45:33] Jesus

[09:45:36] That's going pretty good too, man.

[09:46:00] Shotgun is pretty good, too.

[09:46:07] The iron one?

[09:46:09] I think any shotgun of that range, bro, you're getting blasted away.

[09:46:14] Face peeled back.

[09:46:16] Skeletal exposed.

[09:46:18] And what is that?

[09:46:19] That's a banana.

[09:46:21] How do I get that?

[09:46:30] Sheesh.

[09:46:42] I like that there's so many more

[09:46:46] Chests as opposed to before it felt like bro you gotta find chest every like 200 miles

[09:47:00] Let's go Excuse me?

[09:47:24] I didn't get the memo I didn't know the storm was closing in like this.

[09:47:29] hold on

[09:47:37] Jesus thank goodness I picked up two of those medkits

[09:48:29] I don't want to trade it out for the for the blue obviously

[09:48:35] But I do prefer the the sights on that one

[09:48:42] Yeah, I saw somebody trying to use this on me. I don't like it though

[09:48:49] Actually

[09:48:52] Now let's try it out. Let's try it out. I don't get it. Let's get rid of this I

[09:48:57] I swear to God if it lets me down though.

[09:49:19] I'm going for him hunt him down

[09:49:35] You want to use that crazy gun here or?

[09:49:51] Ugh, okay.

[09:49:53] I feel like it was a horrible decision, but let's do it.

[09:50:02] Is he up top?

[09:50:19] Or in and they go

[09:50:26] You skedaddle out of there. Oh, I want that SMG

[09:50:31] I thought my SMG would do more.

[09:50:49] Never making that mistake again.

[09:50:53] Absolutely useless.

[09:50:54] Gotta whip out the shoddy when that close range is there.

[09:50:58] Gotta do it.

[09:50:59] I knew if I had my blue one on me, it was over.

[09:51:06] It was over.

[09:51:17] Shotgun's overpowered.

[09:51:21] That's what we just got to keep on us.

[09:51:22] One shotgun.

[09:51:23] No, I like the SMG too.

[09:51:25] It's kind of a good balance.

[09:51:27] super close range you just want to shotgun that middle range smg long range

[09:51:33] ar it feels pretty balanced

[09:51:38] in that moment because I didn't know I made a bad prediction that they would

[09:51:42] like skedaddle I didn't know they were hiding right there that's on me

[09:51:57] Jesus!

[09:52:04] Alright, where are we dropping?

[09:52:18] Where are we dropping?

[09:52:22] You could go to Classified Canyon.

[09:52:28] Humble Hills has stuff apparently, right?

[09:52:31] Now let's go to Battle, Battle with Boulevard.

[09:52:33] Let's do that, let's do that.

[09:52:37] Battle, battle, bro, why can't I say that word?

[09:52:40] Battle with Boulevard?

[09:52:41] Let's go.

[09:52:42] Oh my God.

[09:52:43] I forgot to thank the bus driver, bro.

[09:52:53] This one might not be good because I forgot that.

[09:52:56] We'll still do our best.

[09:52:57] I think we've got a paraglide here that's a little too far away.

[09:53:10] I don't see a lot of people coming in this direction

[09:53:24] There's a chest right there, might I go for that one?

[09:53:33] Call it a day on this one?

[09:53:38] I'm going for it bro.

[09:53:39] know somebody else landed around here. Let's just go for them.

[09:53:49] Heck yeah. Brad, two of the same guns?

[09:54:02] The hammies. We're using the hammies.

[09:54:09] Let's get closer, those shots sound like super far away.

[09:54:29] Where is this?

[09:54:32] Sure.

[09:54:34] Oh, we got footsteps Charlie Echo Delta we got footsteps

[09:54:47] I'm taking the gold buster

[09:54:59] Where are they bro, I went in I want in on this

[09:55:04] Down the rooftops.

[09:55:12] There's so many footsteps. Okay, I see him.

[09:55:19] Aw, man, let me get out of here, bro. There's too much, too much glass. Let me get out of here.

[09:55:29] I don't want them to hear me.

[09:55:31] She's scooting. She's skating.

[09:55:37] About to blast that mannequin's head off.

[09:55:43] Nobody, bro?

[09:55:48] Hey, they being too quiet. There's no way.

[09:55:53] There's no way, bro.

[09:55:59] They're being way too quiet, bro

[09:56:10] I got no shields

[09:56:19] What is that for the bunker?

[09:56:27] Oh, med kit.

[09:56:36] I don't think I need it though.

[09:56:41] Not right now.

[09:56:42] a

[09:56:44] a

[09:56:46] a

[09:56:48] a

[09:56:50] a

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[09:56:54] a

[09:56:56] a

[09:56:58] a

[09:57:00] a

[09:57:02] a

[09:57:04] a

[09:57:06] a

[09:57:08] a

[09:57:10] I

[09:57:23] Don't want it brother. I don't want it. Let's keep our guns

[09:57:27] We don't we don't really need that one either anymore. I

[09:57:31] Guess if we're out of ammo on one of them, it's nice switching it up, but

[09:57:36] Let's keep our inventory clean for this run

[09:57:40] see how we do with that strategy yeah I know I could use some small pots before

[09:57:48] I would have taken that one I also don't want to find myself when I go and fight

[09:57:51] without the shield it definitely helps yeah bro

[09:58:00] oh my frickin Jesus

[09:58:10] Goddamn.

[09:58:15] Nope.

[09:58:18] Oh, I don't like this spot.

[09:58:30] I don't like this spot at all.

[09:58:35] All right, they're with my freaking shield and my health, but we might if they weren't

[09:58:45] chasing us.

[09:58:47] Might see them.

[09:58:48] Oh wait.

[09:58:51] We gotta go.

[09:58:53] God damn it.

[09:58:57] storm

[09:59:21] What the

[09:59:27] Alright, did he follow me?

[09:59:38] We got a gold rush over here.

[09:59:46] I don't like having 59 health.

[09:59:51] Let's see if we can find our way out.

[09:59:59] Oh, let's go.

[10:00:06] Some ammo.

[10:00:09] Oh, some hammies.

[10:00:11] Oh, we already got hammies.

[10:00:21] I could use shields shields please I'll take the shield bubble for now oh let's

[10:00:36] I'm not waiting. I need it. I need it.

[10:00:48] Oh

[10:00:53] Hello, what is this chopping skeet?

[10:01:00] Oh, let's go. Excuse me

[10:01:02] What what oh that's dirty, bro, that's dirty

[10:01:15] That is quite the tease

[10:01:21] We got action here, huh? I'm like way too far away though

[10:01:32] Ooh, too far away.

[10:01:42] Um, let's cross the bridge.

[10:01:47] Probably gonna be seen...

[10:01:48] Oh yeah.

[10:01:49] Oh yeah.

[10:01:50] Should we jet pack out of here?

[10:01:53] I don't like this.

[10:01:56] Let's get behind them.

[10:01:59] I feel like there's no way to get past them without doing this.

[10:02:05] I think I see some stealth juice up here too.

[10:02:08] Oh god, he's coming for me.

[10:02:11] He's coming for me, bro.

[10:02:28] go. I mean Storm's closing in. There he is. There he is. Ah, he went in of his. Oh,

[10:02:52] Hell no who did that bro?

[10:03:00] Where was he I didn't see him

[10:03:12] GG GG God Dan spoke to me I

[10:03:18] Was landing my shots on this dude long range

[10:03:20] I'm getting blasted, flattened by somebody else.

[10:03:27] My goodness.

[10:03:30] My goodness.

[10:03:38] My god, it's a fellow chapel.

[10:03:40] Should we do this one or um, this one bro?

[10:03:59] I don't even know what happened there.

[10:04:04] Yeah I got two tunnel vision.

[10:04:09] that one do long range. When I should have known that there was like multiples of them

[10:04:13] all around me too. Alright. Mmm. We got latte. Let's go to the riptide. Or no, let's go to

[10:04:26] So let's go to, let's, uh, yeah, yeah, I want to get that special chest if it's around

[10:04:36] there.

[10:04:39] See if I get close enough.

[10:04:41] Let's glide here.

[10:04:46] I got a long way to glide.

[10:04:51] I'll have plenty of time to discover the ones I haven't discovered yet, especially if there's

[10:05:03] that like big loot over there too.

[10:05:05] I'm going to see if I can find the big loot here.

[10:05:12] Let's go straight ahead.

[10:05:18] i might not land in a good spot here

[10:05:27] uh... zone

[10:05:30] uh... okay

[10:05:34] this is not good pistol at least

[10:05:36] something

[10:05:41] he's like probably over here

[10:05:56] god damn

[10:06:03] Goddamn.

[10:06:08] What does plant do?

[10:06:16] There's somebody else here, right? Shun? From behind?

[10:06:23] Goddamn.

[10:06:27] They saw the heat and now they don't want none of it, huh?

[10:06:29] I want to find some better stuff.

[10:06:58] There it is.

[10:07:05] Let's go.

[10:07:06] That's what I'm talking about.

[10:07:10] What's that?

[10:07:15] God damn.

[10:07:20] Do I have time to do this?

[10:07:27] Now when there's a car there brother.

[10:07:39] Hell no.

[10:07:43] Hell no.

[10:07:48] Jesus Christ.

[10:07:55] Oh shoot, he had a minigun?

[10:08:01] It's probably awful.

[10:08:03] Hold up, there's like, there's a ton of stuff here, bro.

[10:08:07] We got Slurp Juice, we got, we got a ton of stuff here.

[10:08:14] I thought that was a person for a second.

[10:08:17] Okay.

[10:08:19] I think we're set.

[10:08:19] We got the infantry rifle.

[10:08:22] I thought it was the enforcer but I'll take it.

[10:08:27] We got a shotgun, we got a minigun, I think we're set bro.

[10:08:32] We got the giant chug jug, yeah we're set bro.

[10:08:42] Should we go and take on um Bigfoot?

[10:08:52] Hell yeah bro, hell yeah.

[10:08:57] Oh we stacked!

[10:09:00] We stacked, stacked. Oh my god, it's a frickin' bush! Hold on.

[10:09:04] We wear it and then we can jet pack.

[10:09:06] Hell yeah bro.

[10:09:23] I hear Bigfoot.

[10:09:24] Where is he at?

[10:09:25] I feel like taking him on.

[10:09:28] What's the worst he can do?

[10:09:31] Especially when I have a minigun?

[10:09:33] Where is he?

[10:09:35] bro at or is or is that the boss down there this guy right here he's the boss

[10:09:43] should we take him out or is this stupid you watch yourself buddy

[10:09:51] Goddamn, we got it.

[10:10:05] I don't really want the minigun.

[10:10:17] Sheesh!

[10:10:20] Beach Brutus!

[10:10:24] Let's go.

[10:10:26] What he do this?

[10:10:28] That's what I want to know.

[10:10:32] What the hell he?

[10:10:37] All right.

[10:10:40] Uh, oh my god!

[10:10:42] Hold on. Hold on.

[10:10:45] No, I want the I want the legendary hammies

[10:10:50] She's

[10:10:53] Jesus we're stacked bro

[10:10:58] Perfect landing

[10:11:05] Perfect landing all right

[10:11:07] I want to go around there.

[10:11:12] Let me create a waypoint so I know where my center is.

[10:11:15] So I know where I need to go.

[10:11:16] My north star needs to be.

[10:11:20] So I don't get turned around.

[10:11:22] That's pretty far away.

[10:11:26] So he's the one that summons the decoys, huh?

[10:11:31] Mythic gun? Sheesh.

[10:11:36] I'll take it. I'll take it. Sounds like it's gonna get the job done, huh?

[10:11:49] See, I love when the pony skates also.

[10:11:54] What's the range on the mythic gun?

[10:12:14] I feel like that was way too easy because of the minigun, but I didn't want to risk holding

[10:12:21] the minigun.

[10:12:24] if someone's like sliding and shotgunning me, you know?

[10:12:28] It just didn't feel worth it.

[10:12:29] All right, let's find some high ground and hunt some people down.

[10:12:44] We came out victorious in that frickin' battle, bro.

[10:12:55] But now

[10:12:58] Where is everybody

[10:13:05] The Golden Shiff

[10:13:10] There could be people come by me because of the storm oh

[10:13:16] Mama

[10:13:24] We got some hits, and I'm not gonna risk it.

[10:13:40] I don't know if he could see me.

[10:13:44] Oh my god, we got a bush.

[10:13:50] Oh, what the freak?

[10:13:53] Let's get out of my dad.

[10:14:23] Oh

[10:14:29] One one one one hb brother

[10:14:33] One hb brother. We were close on that one. Oh

[10:14:38] We were close on that one

[10:14:42] Bro was tanky he was so tanky

[10:14:47] Jesus I thought I was able to just start blasting away, but bro was tanky

[10:14:53] I wasn't expecting that much beef.

[10:15:00] Well played good sir well played maybe I should have had the minigun on me goodness I thought

[10:15:09] I was about to cook him up especially when I had my freaking I was part of the bush

[10:15:15] operation right there too.

[10:15:18] That's part of the freaking bush operation, man

[10:15:23] All right, we got time for one more

[10:15:26] Let's do it

[10:15:42] Oh

[10:15:47] Not bad. Ace. Who did that? Let's go.

[10:16:04] All right, where are we landing?

[10:16:18] Let's see where the chests are at.

[10:16:20] God damn, all the way up, oh shoot, right here.

[10:16:24] Ugh, everybody's gonna be here.

[10:16:27] I'm gonna be the last one to land here.

[10:16:32] the last one land on this

[10:16:39] how many players there are bro

[10:16:41] uh...

[10:16:45] we're going into that crevice

[10:16:47] we're going into that one, oh bro, it's like four other people, nah

[10:16:55] nah, zipline, zipline

[10:16:58] Bakey, Bakey, Bakey!

[10:17:10] Goddamn those clothes!

[10:17:20] Let's go back down there.

[10:17:22] Sheesh!

[10:17:28] Okay, okay, so far so good, I'll take that chitchin, I say we keep the shawty, I'm gonna

[10:17:52] find one of those good chests. Everyone's trying to take control over this one.

[10:17:58] One of those enforcer AR. I kind of like that. What the hell is this? Shield bubble now.

[10:18:05] Oh, freaking stealth right here, bro. Excuse me? I don't want to jump down.

[10:18:15] Let's get back to the action.

[10:18:45] How do we get in there?

[10:18:47] Teleport?

[10:18:48] Uh-oh.

[10:18:50] Where we going?

[10:18:52] Oh.

[10:19:01] Ah, gang.

[10:19:06] Oh, shoot.

[10:19:07] We're outside of it now.

[10:19:08] I don't want to do that.

[10:19:11] Where's the boss, man?

[10:19:12] We could always wait for somebody to start beefing up on boss man and then just end them

[10:19:18] while they're trying to transform.

[10:19:19] Sounds like a really good strategy.

[10:19:23] As long as nobody notices we're here.

[10:19:30] stealth it up if things get dicey. Let's get back up there though. Might be able to snipe

[10:19:53] Somebody

[10:20:10] Okay, whoa

[10:20:18] Start running brother

[10:20:23] Oh mama. Oh we almost had him. 39 HP. We almost had him.

[10:20:32] Mmm. Mmm. He had one of those guns. Ooh, you had one of those guns.

[10:20:38] Ah. We were so close. We were so close, chat.

[10:20:52] NABBIT, you see I was late to the drop though. I feel like I would have had a

[10:20:56] better opportunity if I was a little closer.

[10:21:04] It was my decision to engage battle, so that's on me. While he was in the vehicle.

[10:21:15] So, it's okay.

[10:21:22] It's okay.

[10:21:27] Let's see what this next one brings us.

[10:21:33] I'm hoping.

[10:21:35] I love.

[10:21:42] Let's go. Alright, where's these things at? I love... oh, perfect. We haven't even discovered

[10:21:56] it yet. Let's get there. We gotta be the first ones. Come on. It's time to lock in. We got

[10:22:11] glide. I see some people headed this way but I might be on the lands relatively

[10:22:21] close here. This place looks familiar. We haven't we haven't dropped here you're

[10:22:26] telling me? Oh maybe not it's like a residence home.

[10:22:33] Yeah, I haven't been here yet.

[10:22:37] I haven't been here yet.

[10:22:40] What's that on the roof?

[10:22:41] Not a gun?

[10:22:42] We need a gun.

[10:22:43] Let's go for this chest.

[10:22:44] Let's go for this chest.

[10:22:47] Goddamn.

[10:22:48] And we got to start blasting.

[10:22:51] Who's he shooting at?

[10:22:55] Yup, yup, yup, yup.

[10:23:01] I don't want to risk someone...

[10:23:09] Yeah.

[10:23:12] Some hammies.

[10:23:13] Let me take that away.

[10:23:15] Oh, Jesus.

[10:23:17] Jesus, brother.

[10:23:21] Hey, you had a freaking bush on you?

[10:23:31] Thank you.

[10:23:37] I'm wearing it.

[10:23:49] I saw like 50 people drop here so I know there's more.

[10:23:59] go. We still need shields. Still need a shield. There we go.

[10:24:16] Can we ride this?

[10:24:27] Oh, that would have been so cool.

[10:24:30] Let's get more shotgun ammo.

[10:24:38] I don't think we can fight the boss man with what we got.

[10:24:41] We need that mini machine gun.

[10:24:44] There's a chest up there. Maybe we'll find it. Hello. Perfect.

[10:24:57] Where the frick is it up here?

[10:25:12] Ah, it's on the rooftop, bro.

[10:25:23] where is it oh oh I'm talking about you know what and I will get a med kit

[10:25:47] All right, people were cooking me with these like infinite guns, so I'm gonna start trying them out on people I

[10:25:55] Don't really want to use it first one, but I think this is how we take out the boss to a boss man

[10:26:05] Anybody right can they see my gun through the bush or not for now wouldn't do me like that, right?

[10:26:17] I hear shots, but I don't see people I don't even see that.

[10:26:41] They're on my map.

[10:26:54] What'd that do?

[10:26:55] Is everyone over here?

[10:27:02] Okay, I heard somebody slide.

[10:27:09] Okay, he has a high ground though, let's get close while he's shooting.

[10:27:28] You think he heard me?

[10:27:29] I don't think he heard me.

[10:27:48] We got to do this.

[10:27:51] Jesus, bro.

[10:27:54] Yeah, we had to do that.

[10:27:58] what do you have can we do this without somebody shooting us okay get it pony

[10:28:06] get it I would like this wingsuit and then I don't think we need anything else

[10:28:19] I think we're set. We got medkits. I think we're set, bro.

[10:28:32] Reloaded all up. You know what? I do want that blue shield, though.

[10:28:39] Over the medkit? I don't know. I don't think we need like...

[10:28:43] Since I have this, I don't think I need all that.

[10:28:49] decisions decisions let's keep the let's keep the med kit bro let's keep the

[10:29:01] med kit bro okay let's see where everyone's at

[10:29:07] I don't know what that do we got anybody in coming

[10:29:20] We got nobody incoming.

[10:29:30] Interesting.

[10:29:31] Did I got any floating this way, no?

[10:29:46] Okay, let's get a move on then.

[10:29:58] Let's get a move on.

[10:30:08] I could wing suit, but I'm not sure I want to.

[10:30:33] Hmm.

[10:30:42] Is that stealth juice?

[10:30:57] Nope.

[10:30:59] Okay.

[10:31:01] I had to make sure, bro.

[10:31:18] I had to make sure.

[10:31:24] Like the reload speed on this.

[10:31:25] Which one is this?

[10:31:26] This is SMG brother

[10:31:32] I never would have known I

[10:31:37] Thought it was I thought it was an AR

[10:31:41] What was that oh something's dropping here

[10:31:45] Gold rush

[10:31:50] And but we're not in the zone

[10:31:56] Where's that chest at? Oh, it's... Nah, I don't need it.

[10:32:00] I don't need it.

[10:32:03] There's 14 of us left.

[10:32:09] Uh...

[10:32:12] Where's he going?

[10:32:22] Oh, God.

[10:32:26] I

[10:32:36] Damn at least we damaged it

[10:32:44] But now I don't know where he is my bad, bro, I'm out of here don't worry

[10:32:56] I

[10:33:09] Stay around here. Oh hell, yeah

[10:33:15] Boink

[10:33:17] I don't like how heavy it is, but I think in a mid-range battle, having that extra ammo

[10:33:30] against full shields will be real nice.

[10:33:34] Then we can spot him without getting our heads blown off.

[10:33:43] Why is the storm closing in?

[10:33:48] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[10:33:53] What do we got?

[10:33:58] Oh, remind zip lining.

[10:34:03] Oh, remind zip lining.

[10:34:08] Oh, yeah, we gotta go.

[10:34:18] I don't want to draw attention to myself, so...

[10:34:21] Is that stealth juice?

[10:34:23] Nope.

[10:34:24] Is that stealth juice?

[10:34:26] Nope.

[10:34:27] I mean, let's do this.

[10:34:49] Right, right.

[10:34:54] I don't know where they're at, but I need my health back.

[10:35:06] How are they going to get up here, huh?

[10:35:21] Oh, hell.

[10:35:26] You can't even see when you're like zoomed in on that thing, bro.

[10:35:41] Oh, yeah.

[10:35:44] And enforcer, don't mind if I do.

[10:35:48] Oh, he has like a legendary one.

[10:35:52] I'll take that.

[10:35:55] Oh, whoops.

[10:35:59] Heck yeah, thank you, bro.

[10:36:04] What else?

[10:36:05] Wait, where's my, where's my drink?

[10:36:09] Where'd it go?

[10:36:11] I don't need all this.

[10:36:15] Damn it.

[10:36:17] I lost my drink.

[10:36:20] Let's keep all this.

[10:36:23] I think we're good.

[10:36:26] Eight people left, brother.

[10:36:28] We got a long way to go, so I'm just going to blast out of here.

[10:36:34] I can't risk it.

[10:36:35] I hate when I'm, like, fighting time against the storm,

[10:36:40] and I lose, like, 70 HP for it.

[10:36:44] See if we can find some people up here.

[10:37:03] I mean, we're close enough we could chill.

[10:37:14] Let's see what's going on.

[10:37:17] Are they going to come up this hill?

[10:37:20] Oh yeah.

[10:37:21] Oh yeah buddy.

[10:37:22] Nah.

[10:37:23] Nah.

[10:37:24] Nah.

[10:37:25] Nah.

[10:37:26] Nah.

[10:37:27] Nah.

[10:37:28] Nah.

[10:37:29] Nah.

[10:37:30] Nah.

[10:37:31] Nah.

[10:37:32] Nah.

[10:37:33] Nah.

[10:37:34] Nah.

[10:37:35] Nah.

[10:37:36] Nah.

[10:37:37] Nah.

[10:37:38] Nah.

[10:37:39] Nah.

[10:37:40] Nah.

[10:37:41] Nah.

[10:37:42] Nah.

[10:37:43] There's five people left.

[10:37:48] Oh shoot, Storm's closing in.

[10:37:53] Where does that one do that?

[10:37:57] Oh shoot, yeah, we gotta go.

[10:38:01] Okay.

[10:38:03] I don't know where to land.

[10:38:05] Next to the trees!

[10:38:07] Next to the trees!

[10:38:11] Oh God.

[10:38:16] I can't get a shot on him.

[10:38:17] Damn it!

[10:38:18] I couldn't get a shot on him.

[10:38:20] Bad shots.

[10:38:22] Woo!

[10:38:24] He had a lock on a solid rifle.

[10:38:25] Excuse me?

[10:38:27] Is that any good?

[10:38:29] That's probably good, right?

[10:38:32] Ha ha ha.

[10:38:33] Damn it!

[10:38:34] Ooh la la!

[10:38:35] They're so close.

[10:38:37] We're so close to that Vicky Roy.

[10:38:41] Alright, we'll hop into another one though and see if we can get this one.

[10:38:48] Got Pee, we are back.

[10:39:41] Okay, okay, man, we haven't done the boogie board in a while, it felt like.

[10:40:01] Let's get it.

[10:40:05] I said I'll bring out Luna if I get the Vic Roy.

[10:40:08] How's it happen?

[10:40:10] got close with sacking but we need another one we need another vehicle

[10:40:14] right for Luna to come out so if we get one she coming out we've been getting

[10:40:20] real close to let's see uh oh we gotta go that way

[10:40:28] quickly bro quickly

[10:40:31] Let's get some good stuff.

[10:40:51] We need the good loot.

[10:40:52] Hmm. You laying on the building?

[10:40:56] Oh, let's go.

[10:41:26] They scoot, they scoot, I think the other one's up top.

[10:41:33] Oh, let's go.

[10:41:36] Jesus.

[10:41:42] Oh, people are landing here, bro.

[10:41:46] They're in for a surprise.

[10:41:56] I don't know what his plan was.

[10:42:10] He was taking a long time to break that.

[10:42:16] Boss man in here?

[10:42:19] Uh oh.

[10:42:22] steps. Where'd they go? Nah. They leave the game? What happened bruh? What happened bruh?

[10:42:45] Damn, he thought he had me, but he didn't realize I had the frickin...

[10:42:53] Legendary. Oh, there's somebody else here.

[10:42:58] Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[10:43:01] I don't mind getting this.

[10:43:04] And...

[10:43:05] this, I guess.

[10:43:09] Actually, eh, sure.

[10:43:12] Might be able to land some snipes.

[10:43:15] Let's reload this

[10:43:22] Where's all that shooting

[10:43:26] Is it down low

[10:43:37] God

[10:43:45] I

[10:44:03] Oh god

[10:44:12] Jesus brother

[10:44:15] He does have some shields I'll keep the minis

[10:44:33] Somebody's down here, bro.

[10:44:51] I think they're gonna like, come flying up there, huh?

[10:44:56] Is there a way to see him?

[10:45:02] Jesus blasted booty blasted

[10:45:17] where these footsteps coming from says he's over here oh I see him brother let's go get

[10:45:38] Let's go get him.

[10:45:49] Oh hell no.

[10:46:03] I don't think that guy ain't useful.

[10:46:05] You know what? I'll get that 4HP.

[10:46:09] Excuse me?

[10:46:17] From where?

[10:46:21] From where?

[10:46:25] Okay. I see you now. I see you now. Hold on. Hold on.

[10:46:29] I see you now.

[10:46:33] How's he getting me and I'm not getting him

[10:46:40] Mm-hmm damn right

[10:47:10] damn right I was just trying to get 4 HP for my med kit bro

[10:47:17] now I need a lot more than that what the heck

[10:47:22] I'll take it, I'll take it.

[10:47:47] Let's keep some minis on us.

[10:47:50] I like the strat, but we need some health too.

[10:48:08] We do gotta get out of here.

[10:48:13] Who's this?

[10:48:16] I don't think I want to fight him.

[10:48:29] You know what I take back when I said about this gun?

[10:48:32] They got me out of a pickle, so I think it's good.

[10:48:37] I think it's pretty good, bro.

[10:48:45] I just know whoever is fighting over there is going to come down here.

[10:48:51] I just know it.

[10:49:15] Alright, I don't see anybody.

[10:49:29] Mm-mm, okay, let's get out of here.

[10:49:37] You're gonna find a frickin' please be a medkit in here.

[10:49:51] Don't need that.

[10:49:52] Do you need a medkit?

[10:49:55] How do I get down?

[10:50:01] How do I get down?

[10:50:22] 1556 HP on me is...

[10:50:25] Oh, that's bad.

[10:50:27] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[10:50:29] Uh, let's do this.

[10:50:31] This gives HP, right?

[10:50:37] It don't, brother.

[10:50:39] Not me just wasting it, Jesus.

[10:50:41] I thought I gave HP also.

[10:50:47] Friendship bubbles?

[10:50:52] I like that.

[10:50:56] I like that.

[10:50:57] No fighting bubble?

[10:50:58] What's in here?

[10:51:00] Is there a loop?

[10:51:04] It's locked?

[10:51:05] For how long?

[10:51:11] Oh, I love that.

[10:51:14] Anyone tries to get to it though?

[10:51:16] I'm blasting them.

[10:51:22] Man, if I had a bush, Operation Bush would be so good here.

[10:51:27] Hmm.

[10:51:30] How many people left? Seven people left?

[10:51:35] I guess six.

[10:51:46] When does it go away?

[10:51:49] I should look for a med kit in the meantime.

[10:51:57] I don't really want to fight with 56 HP.

[10:52:08] I'm not trying to camp.

[10:52:09] I'm trying to find people, but also not going out willy-nilly.

[10:52:17] does this give you HP? I forget. It does, it does. I hear a chest, bro. Where is it?

[10:52:35] It's up top. It's on the building. Oh my god.

[10:52:41] Anyone going in these friendship bubbles?

[10:52:48] Oh, does it get unlocked by having a friend? Does that make sense?

[10:52:54] I see the vision. I see the vision.

[10:53:01] What's that noise? Still no.

[10:53:03] what's that noise still no frickin med kit bro somebody in the friendship bubble here

[10:53:33] Goddamn.

[10:53:38] There's three people left.

[10:53:39] I don't know where anybody is.

[10:53:42] I should be able to get back my HP with this.

[10:53:51] Let's go.

[10:53:52] Okay, now I can play a little more bold.

[10:53:56] Or like the last two just camping on the next site.

[10:54:00] I thought for sure people were gonna go for that friendship bubble

[10:54:07] Because why not bro the opportunity is there why not

[10:54:23] We're in the hell is everybody

[10:54:30] I'm not trying to move around so much that the freaking camper hears me and is waiting for me with a legendary iron pump

[10:54:37] Blast me one time in the face

[10:54:46] The hell he is everyone I mean I don't mind waiting to

[10:54:56] Let me get my north star

[10:55:00] Oh shoot, I don't have an AR, well, I have this.

[10:55:20] Was that a car?

[10:55:21] Bro, did I just see somebody?

[10:55:25] No.

[10:55:26] Goddamn. Are they working together? These last two people?

[10:55:40] I feel like the zone isn't tight enough.

[10:55:47] Frickin' bush man, let's go.

[10:56:01] Hey, is someone baiting me with this bush?

[10:56:05] I'm wearing it.

[10:56:08] that's stealth juice over there hold up the whole plan might come together oh my

[10:56:25] god the zone fell in on me too brah I'm in prime condition right here let's get

[10:56:32] Let's get the high zone.

[10:56:37] Yeah.

[10:56:39] Okay, last one.

[10:56:44] Where's he at though?

[10:56:45] I heard the shots, but...

[10:56:53] Oh, this is gonna be tricky!

[10:56:58] Especially if I don't know where he is.

[10:57:02] It's gonna be tricky.

[10:57:11] I wasn't trying to camp either.

[10:57:13] It's kind of hard to see what the bush on.

[10:57:21] But even harder for them.

[10:57:23] That's what I got to remember.

[10:57:27] I say we just blast off get the high ground here I don't know where he is but

[10:57:40] like if homie teleported here gg's

[10:57:48] Cause like, where the hell is he?

[10:57:55] And now I gotta go back the other way, which I feel like he's waiting for me on.

[10:58:03] God damn.

[10:58:12] I'm keeping the shotgun out in case I get jumpscared by Bro's face.

[10:58:17] Where's he at?

[10:58:22] There's a little weasel at bro.

[10:58:27] Oh I see you.

[10:58:33] Let's do this.

[10:58:40] I had the other gun why didn't I use it I had the other gun I totally forgot I was

[10:59:04] looking for my AR and I was like where is it bro I was looking for that AR too man

[10:59:15] I was like trying to try to play two steps ahead and like when I landed that

[10:59:21] I was gonna blow a few shots with the shotgun and then I was about to whip out

[10:59:25] the AR but what the frick is it man I'm not about to use a sniper on this dude

[10:59:29] That range

[10:59:33] Oh every time every time bro

[10:59:39] We killed so many people in the beginning too

[10:59:49] I'm gonna get mine I

[10:59:51] Gotta place my my equipment better. I can't have the most spread out randomly like that this way

[10:59:57] It'll all become like natural. You know what I mean?

[10:59:59] I gotta have my freaking weapons in the first three and then my utility in the last two

[11:00:05] Gotta do it that way or spread it out

[11:00:08] Because I scroll for my weapons. I should spread it out

[11:00:14] Can we go swimming

[11:00:19] Let's go

[11:00:21] Goddamn! We're so close! We're so close!

[11:00:33] It's gonna happen.

[11:00:41] We need the outplay. It's gonna happen.

[11:00:51] Alright, battle bus launching. Let's get it. Let's get it.

[11:01:01] I guess we'll go to the riptides. I think we want to be like right here.

[11:01:14] Right on the river, right on the river.

[11:01:25] Do it.

[11:01:34] I need to glide now.

[11:01:38] A little far out, so I think this is good.

[11:01:42] This is a good gliding distance.

[11:01:44] Yeah, homeboy made a mistake.

[11:01:46] I saw that moment he whipped out that glider.

[11:01:50] He wasn't gonna make it.

[11:01:53] He wasn't gonna make it.

[11:01:56] Okay.

[11:02:03] I'm not seeing a lot of people lands over here.

[11:02:08] Oh, there's one person.

[11:02:11] There's one person. Are we going for the same thing, bro?

[11:02:14] There's a...

[11:02:16] Shadi up here.

[11:02:19] I don't know what he's getting, but...

[11:02:27] Let me just grab it all, bro.

[11:02:29] Let me just grab it all. I don't know where anybody is.

[11:02:34] Oh, shoot. It's hammies?

[11:02:41] God damn. Let me get that ammo. Somebody here. God damn. Do you have stealth? No, shield bubble.

[11:02:57] I don't think I want any other weapons right now hold on let me drink let me drink this

[11:03:16] I don't know where he's at.

[11:03:23] I'm going in with the hammies.

[11:03:49] I feel like I'd have advantage.

[11:03:51] Oh shoot!

[11:03:58] Goddamn!

[11:04:03] What do you got?

[11:04:06] You ain't got much. Somebody healing over here?

[11:04:13] Is that what that symbol was? Oh, yeah. Oh god. Oh god, there's two of them.

[11:04:21] I know there's another one around here, so let me do that.

[11:04:44] Where was that other one shooting from?

[11:04:50] I could use the minis now.

[11:04:52] Let's hide like right here while we do this.

[11:05:03] Bam, gulped it all up.

[11:05:10] The iron pump.

[11:05:13] Nah, the hammies, bro.

[11:05:16] The hammies are better.

[11:05:17] We don't really need this.

[11:05:19] Let's start organizing.

[11:05:23] Let's start organizing.

[11:05:24] Let's do that.

[11:05:27] Let's grab these.

[11:05:29] Oh, what the freak?

[11:05:32] Brother, I did not know this zone was closing in.

[11:05:41] I don't want to go out like this.

[11:05:46] go go go go go go

[11:05:51] Anybody else trying to follow me?

[11:05:56] Now they didn't make the same mistake I did bro. They say, hey, oh no

[11:06:11] Let's start prepping for the next one we're still a little far out. I don't want to

[11:06:16] I'll make that mistake again

[11:06:39] I forgot I had my hockey's for these two guns. I feel like I'm gonna mess up

[11:06:46] one two right okay so I think I'm good if I remember that

[11:06:57] jetpack would be nice right now

[11:07:10] there was some shots up here

[11:07:16] Goddamn.

[11:07:35] What he got?

[11:07:36] What he got?

[11:07:37] I saw a medkit down here.

[11:07:40] Let's use that.

[11:07:44] So I guess this is an SMG, huh?

[11:07:52] It's an assault rifle?

[11:07:53] Why was this so fricking bouncy?

[11:07:54] Bro, this thing is bouncy.

[11:08:01] Let's go.

[11:08:06] Let's go.

[11:08:17] Let's go.

[11:08:19] Gold rush.

[11:08:20] Oh, that's what happened when you get a gold rush?

[11:08:23] I didn't know.

[11:08:24] Damn.

[11:08:25] Just start chopping things up.

[11:08:38] Oh, you don't get both of that?

[11:08:40] What you do?

[11:08:42] Let's go.

[11:09:25] you

[11:09:55] you

[11:10:25] you

[11:10:55] you

[11:11:25] you

[11:11:55] That's all good. Come on! Bro, that's too cute. That's too cute.

[11:12:18] with me. Jesus! Not the slide kick to the shins. Bro is rude. Oh, they try to get him

[11:12:27] back too. Hold on. Yeah, let's get him back. Oh, not the sidekick getting him. That's

[11:12:33] crazy. They got done dirty, bro. I didn't even know you could do that. Jeez.

[11:12:43] all right sandy strip it is done let's get it sandy strip baby let's go this is

[11:12:55] it this is it damn it I forgot to thank the

[11:13:02] freaking bus driver I'm gonna get him on the next one though I'm a tipping real

[11:13:07] get it on the next one hmm it's pretty good I wasn't sure when the glider was

[11:13:14] coming out I was like do we want to do it now

[11:13:21] damn so many people landing here maybe this rooftop with at least the gun I

[11:13:28] I say so anybody else trying to land here

[11:13:33] That's what I thought baby

[11:13:38] No, I don't like this actually

[11:13:41] Somebody's got to be here, right?

[11:13:44] This is so awkward and let me grab the pumpy do some business on

[11:13:50] let's spook him bro we gotta spook him they ain't ever gonna know I think we

[11:14:06] I do another splash

[11:14:12] They're up top

[11:14:19] Damn

[11:14:26] Here chest oh

[11:14:32] Baby, oh baby

[11:14:34] Let's go.

[11:14:43] What the hell is this?

[11:14:45] What are we shooting at?

[11:14:50] I don't like having an 86 HP though.

[11:14:53] Let's get some shields.

[11:14:56] Oh, perfect.

[11:14:58] Yeah, let's do that.

[11:15:02] Okay.

[11:15:06] Pick that back up.

[11:15:11] Somebody's blasting away down here.

[11:15:15] Oh, I see him.

[11:15:21] But they don't I should have kept my shotgun.

[11:15:40] I should have kept my shotgun.

[11:15:43] Let's have this out, just in case.

[11:15:46] people could see it and like not be tempted to mess with me.

[11:15:52] I think somebody's looting up that building so I say I say we find some

[11:15:57] shields. I don't like I don't like this.

[11:16:01] I can't believe I haven't found a single shield yet uh chest right here let's go.

[11:16:09] Oh no wait we did find a shield but

[11:16:13] I'll take some minis where'd they go bro where'd they go

[11:16:33] Oh, there's a freaking boss finally.

[11:16:37] I kinda don't- oh, I want that jug.

[11:16:39] Can I sneak in over there?

[11:16:43] Mine!

[11:16:45] Okay, let's go get the boss then.

[11:16:48] I don't know where this fight was happening, but I'm out of here.

[11:16:52] I'm going for the boss, man.

[11:16:55] Hopefully I don't get shot on the way over there.

[11:17:01] Cause this is the gun to do it.

[11:17:05] Thousand percent.

[11:17:07] Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[11:17:11] Okay.

[11:17:12] Oh god.

[11:17:13] Ah, we were close.

[11:17:16] Nah, not even close.

[11:17:21] Damn man, that's what I was talking about too.

[11:17:23] He had eyes on me and started shooting first.

[11:17:28] What the skibbity?

[11:17:30] Nah.

[11:17:32] I feel like if I had that other rifle out,

[11:17:36] I would have put him in the dirt.

[11:17:41] But it is what it is.

[11:17:42] GG's.

[11:17:46] Oh man.

[11:17:47] All right.

[11:17:52] I know, that one went by fast too.

[11:17:53] I was going for the boss.

[11:17:55] I just wanted to get the boss on that one.

[11:17:58] I could care less about homing.

[11:18:01] But he took my gun.

[11:18:04] Got him.

[11:18:04] Freaking.

[11:18:06] Pony is so cute with the hat.

[11:18:10] All right, chat.

[11:18:11] Ooh la la.

[11:18:12] Let's go, let's go.

[11:18:16] I think I'm gonna have to do no build.

[11:18:19] I think I'm gonna have to do it.

[11:18:23] For me personally, building is way too frontal lobish.

[11:18:28] I don't know how the kids do it man.

[11:18:32] I think you gotta use, it's like your brain has to use 90% of its power all towards the

[11:18:38] front of the lobe and then they have access to nothing else in their brain.

[11:18:44] Nothing else bro.

[11:18:46] No offense to anybody that builds.

[11:18:48] Crazy good.

[11:18:49] I'm just mad jealous.

[11:18:51] What can I say?

[11:18:53] Text reporting update.

[11:18:54] Yes you know.

[11:18:56] All right, let me let me hear of the Fortnite volume this because it's been a

[11:19:00] while not a while but since the update install

[11:19:07] it's good man it's good let's go let's go

[11:19:13] close it up claim it all

[11:19:18] hey you might hear an echo in my back I think this is I don't remember what

[11:19:25] track I put in the background for this one bro. Let me see, let me see, making me blush.

[11:19:33] Yeeeeeee. I just want to play it bro.

[11:19:38] Uh, yeah, we're gonna have to go now.

[11:19:41] Bro, there's something about building that just makes it like unnecessarily complicated.

[11:19:45] It's like a simple build. Simple build reduces building to two buttons by using your look direction.

[11:19:50] Oh, I forgot about this.

[11:19:54] I don't know if I want to try right now though. If you are playing keyboard and mouse as recommended that switch mode is bound to a valid key

[11:20:05] I don't know have y'all played a chat

[11:20:08] You recommend or what it's still yuck. That's all I need to see bro

[11:20:13] Let's jump into some zero bill

[11:20:18] That's all I need to see was one person with an opinion bro one person

[11:20:22] that's the data I need I'll be playing with you that's for sure a let's see if you can

[11:20:32] find me in a lobby now we're gonna be playing a new game later late to her all right let's

[11:20:47] Let's go man, let's go.

[11:20:51] Where we dropping chat?

[11:20:52] Where we dropping the sandy strip?

[11:20:55] Hey, that place looks like it's going to be popping bro.

[11:20:59] I kind of want to, let's go, I kind of want to go with some randoms too.

[11:21:07] Let's see what the framerate is like.

[11:21:10] Hopefully nothing too crazy.

[11:21:13] too spicy do we want to land on this the air balloon bro is there anything on it

[11:21:24] it just makes you travel a let's see what we get on the roof bro

[11:21:33] Oh, I missed the- I got some- Bro, was that a person?

[11:21:41] No, because they would have got the pistol, bro.

[11:21:45] If that was a person, they would have got this pistol easy.

[11:21:52] Where's the chest at?

[11:21:53] I hear it.

[11:21:54] I feel like I need to raise the volume.

[11:22:04] Or I could do this actually.

[11:22:07] My internal headset volume.

[11:22:10] Bro, it's right there!

[11:22:12] Underneath my nose the entire time.

[11:22:15] Excuse me.

[11:22:17] Who this?

[11:22:21] Excuse me?

[11:22:30] Can I get a reload?

[11:22:33] Ugh, a little greasy with the headshot but I'll take it.

[11:22:41] There was another chest, bro.

[11:22:42] I thought it was human things.

[11:22:47] There it is.

[11:22:48] No, we're still missing it.

[11:22:51] Oh, it's right there, bro.

[11:22:54] Ayyyyy.

[11:22:58] And there's another one.

[11:23:00] Yeah, I know how I feel about it.

[11:23:09] It was semi-slow reaction time chat.

[11:23:12] Ooh!

[11:23:13] Anyone try this one?

[11:23:16] I feel like it's gonna go hard.

[11:23:20] close range right there balloon is here but there's also like more chests

[11:23:33] apparently somewhere I like too many is all rifles to someone got a drop oh man

[11:23:43] We should also like power up. Where's my um

[11:23:53] Where's my power up bro, I don't see it isn't supposed to be here

[11:24:00] What the dorkin

[11:24:07] Yeah, give me that elish samo what the dorkin bro

[11:24:13] I should have had um not me just run around with a med kit in my hand instead of the dual

[11:24:21] SMGs.

[11:24:25] Hey, let's hit up the club.

[11:24:31] Is that my footsteps that I'm hearing?

[11:24:36] Bro, I gotta raise the volume up.

[11:24:42] Oh my god!

[11:24:56] Damn son!

[11:25:00] I say...

[11:25:02] Man, I didn't even pop the two blue drinks that I should have, bruh.

[11:25:08] Um...

[11:25:10] sure all the medkit goes much faster now too

[11:25:15] hey he got a pretty good gun

[11:25:18] I don't know how he didn't kill me

[11:25:30] we're going for him I see the red dots and we're going for him bro

[11:25:37] Mmm. Not without a quick search first. Oh, sheesh. Blue rifle, cheesy poofs. What does

[11:25:47] that do, bro? Eat? Throw a handful? What'd it do, though? I don't know if I want the

[11:26:00] cheesy poofs over uh over this bruh my blue drank

[11:26:14] hey we're well within the storm at least thank goodness

[11:26:19] Where they at? I'm hungry for blood. Where they at? I kill for a handful. Yeah, I'm pretty

[11:26:36] sure it just affects your health and I'm good in that department so far so far

[11:26:47] yeah I mean do we need more chess or can we just start going for people I feel

[11:27:00] like we can just go for people man. Bro there's like a cheesy poof in every

[11:27:07] single chest. Ain't no shortage. Oh we want to hit this up.

[11:27:15] Mm-mm-mm delicious delicious

[11:27:24] Jesus playing with my keyboard at the end of my desk here

[11:27:38] Strengthen in my wrist.

[11:27:42] Uh, I don't see anybody at the club.

[11:27:50] That's pretty.

[11:27:52] I don't see anybody at the club, bro.

[11:27:56] Yeah, my wrist hurts.

[11:27:59] I don't know how to show you guys,

[11:28:00] but it's like, it's hanging off the edge here.

[11:28:03] Got my microphone.

[11:28:05] Maybe I should set it up differently.

[11:28:07] Oh, but then that would require me to like scoochie in I

[11:28:13] Don't like being that close to the camera, bro. I gotta find a way to get this camera like back up back up chat, please

[11:28:22] Little space

[11:28:25] It's close enough as it is

[11:28:31] I see a red dot

[11:28:33] can we get him? Can we get him checked? Y'all see it? Without y'all binoculars and let me know

[11:28:51] if you see the enemy because I don't see nothing bro. Yeah the red dot on the map

[11:28:58] Or the compass, I guess.

[11:29:05] The directional compass that points you towards your lord and savior.

[11:29:12] Oh no wait, that's the moral compass.

[11:29:15] Ooh, the slurp juice.

[11:29:17] That's more valuable.

[11:29:21] I think.

[11:29:23] And then some ammo.

[11:29:26] Bro, I don't want to get blasted the moment I pick up some good stuff.

[11:29:29] I hate that feeling.

[11:29:30] You know what I'm talking about, Chad, where you just pick up some good stuff you find

[11:29:34] from somebody else's kill?

[11:29:35] And the next thing you know, you get booty blasted by some shotgun.

[11:29:41] I hate that.

[11:29:43] I hate it.

[11:29:46] Excuse me?

[11:29:52] Why the dirt be sliding?

[11:29:54] Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Gump to Boppa. Gump to Boppa.

[11:30:05] You see them, chat? I don't see nobody.

[11:30:12] Oh, my God. Can you control that thing? Hey, a what? Hey, a what? Hey, a what?

[11:30:21] What's happening? I'm scared the lights are flickering mama

[11:30:33] Excuse me

[11:30:37] Yeah, brother

[11:30:42] I'm going in I'm going in

[11:30:50] They did the same thing bro, how do they know I don't like this they're gonna start running

[11:31:06] thousand percent I got my shotgun out but um I gotta go in a different direction is he

[11:31:17] waiting for me to be uninvisibled? Can we walk fast enough, bro? I'll start

[11:31:31] huffing at the moment it gets a little too close for comfort. How about that? When

[11:31:39] it gets a little too oh my god I mean I should have I should have this gun out

[11:31:49] then huh bro where is he copy me bro

[11:31:59] Keep what we're spreading we're spreading I

[11:32:09] Risking that's too risky, bro. That's getting my cholesterol up

[11:32:16] That kind of anxiety can we clip on this again forgot how oh whoops

[11:32:24] What are we at now how many people bro 11

[11:32:29] Go invisible!

[11:32:37] Oh, that was part of that, that wave, that purple wave thing, right?

[11:32:45] Alright, just have your binoculars out and ready.

[11:32:50] Ooh, is that a legendary?

[11:32:53] yo swap it for the blue one bro mm-hmm oh I like this

[11:33:08] god damn no ammo it's brother that had to be an NPC because why is he just like

[11:33:19] Pinglin walking, sidestepping. Oh my lord.

[11:33:34] Ammo! Please! Reload!

[11:33:42] I thought I had a quick mag or something. Apparently not.

[11:33:48] Let's let's pick up this ammo. I don't know what he's got. Maybe this one

[11:33:54] Did I get a some freaking ammo for this thing, bro?

[11:33:58] Because I was doing good with it until should I drink the slurp juice?

[11:34:03] It's gonna give me a hundred right?

[11:34:07] Did they have any

[11:34:09] Slurpy juices I

[11:34:12] Need a slurpy juice, bro. Oh

[11:34:14] ooh that looked good I should have picked up a medkit damn yeah let's have

[11:34:22] the oh hell no

[11:34:32] I don't trust them we only got four left to before we might hit well I mean I

[11:34:39] I guess included me, right?

[11:34:40] So yeah, three left until we could hit the big Roy.

[11:34:50] That's a pretty impressive map there, buddy.

[11:34:54] That's some good use of that frontal lobe.

[11:35:09] I know they're hiding in the trees being all sneaky. Oh my

[11:35:17] Mother oh we got him in the back, bro. Oh

[11:35:26] She shows that shot

[11:35:29] Reloaded quick

[11:35:33] Oh, hey, oh no, oh we got him in the what the freak

[11:35:39] Hey the storm is fast though, what?

[11:35:43] Why is the storm so fast? I have a feeling he's gonna be uh

[11:35:47] It's gonna be aiming for me bro. Why is the storm so fast? Oh

[11:35:53] Hell no there goes 30 HP bro. Oh, it's still going god damn it. I didn't know still gonna go

[11:36:01] Speed swim it come on. I got a Michael Phelps this let's go

[11:36:11] Feel like I'm gonna get shot in the back

[11:36:18] It's got to be around here too because he was he was pretty late to the party also man. I wasn't the only one

[11:36:24] Yeah, let's get like on the oh, bro, and the circles gonna be on his side. He's the last one too, huh?

[11:36:30] let's reload everything let's be prepared for this big okay we got we're

[11:36:40] fully loaded you saying songs of him might oh my word Squidward okay I don't

[11:36:54] happen bro hey first game on with the viki first game on with the viki okay

[11:37:06] oh now that's what I'm talking about why the heck could I not transform though

[11:37:14] man I want my blue hair all right we're gonna be looking for another one well

[11:37:21] We'll jump into another one, bro.

[11:37:23] No.

[11:37:28] Feel like that one was a little too easy.

[11:37:32] Feel like someone was being maybe too kind and was like,

[11:37:35] hey, I'm going to just give it to you.

[11:37:36] But like, don't.

[11:37:38] Don't.

[11:37:39] It's OK.

[11:37:39] Where's my transformation, bro?

[11:37:45] Build-ins?

[11:37:46] Oh, they changed it, my bad.

[11:37:48] How am I supposed to conveniently toggle to that though, bro?

[11:38:06] Get it, Carmen, get it.

[11:38:25] Another clap bonanza.

[11:38:29] Prepare to shred.

[11:38:32] Plan your landing.

[11:38:35] Sure, let's go

[11:38:48] What what I don't remember this part I'm not gonna lie

[11:39:00] Is this like the perks of being top tier for nine player question mark

[11:39:05] When you become the tippy top of the pedestal

[11:39:16] That place looks like fun it's gonna be like clap and answer down there that's for sure so let's just go for it

[11:39:27] Is there anybody around here bro

[11:39:30] Now I'm like the only

[11:39:32] I'm the only one at carbon land. Oh wait, no. Who the heck that?

[11:39:37] I don't want to go straight for him.

[11:39:41] Is he going straight for me? Why somebody on top of me?

[11:39:46] Pick up the gun! Now where'd he go?

[11:39:53] And then he was just gone just like that

[11:40:12] Brother I don't even damn it

[11:40:17] Oh

[11:40:23] He got me he got me good, bro. I thought he was an NPC just standing there like that. He got me good

[11:40:32] I was like, oh my god, he's a fk

[11:40:35] Damn it. I fell for it

[11:40:39] classic

[11:40:41] Classic new moves, bro

[11:40:43] Amateur hour. I fell for it, bro

[11:40:47] Oh, and a dove.

[11:40:54] Oh yeah, I fell for a big come.

[11:40:57] Yeah, he was just camping.

[11:40:59] He came down sights.

[11:41:00] He landed a pretty sick, uh, I don't know what weapon he had.

[11:41:03] I should have checked, but the headshot was clean.

[11:41:06] It was clean, bro.

[11:41:09] I don't think I had an answer to it.

[11:41:12] We're gonna go, we're gonna go blonde this time.

[11:41:16] or you know let's go platinum let's hit it up with platinum bro

[11:41:29] why don't i have two dj's bro

[11:41:32] We're sharing the love.

[11:41:48] Food fishing fun.

[11:41:50] Oh my gosh.

[11:41:55] Is that FNAF lore?

[11:41:59] Hey, we're gonna boogie one more time, bro.

[11:42:04] We prepare to shred.

[11:42:06] I'm going back to the same place.

[11:42:08] I need, like, some redemption for that.

[11:42:13] I don't need to plan anything.

[11:42:16] We're just gonna shred these waves, bro.

[11:42:18] Here, let's let it build up again.

[11:42:23] Hey, who'd be at?

[11:42:28] I want to I want to get close to people bro. I'm following this one right here hot on his cheeks

[11:42:36] Hot on his cheeks, bro. I'm gonna be behind him the whole time

[11:42:54] There's absolutely no way he knows

[11:42:58] Where is he going?

[11:43:09] Where is he going?

[11:43:10] Why is he going so far in?

[11:43:18] Brother, is he knocking the sky down?

[11:43:27] Where is he going?

[11:43:32] Uh, he's gonna have to land soon, right?

[11:43:39] Bro, where are you going?

[11:43:44] Oh, he wanted to go to that city?

[11:43:46] Is he gonna land on the roof?

[11:43:48] That's not good.

[11:43:51] Bad landing, bad landing!

[11:43:54] No freaking gun, bro. There's one over here

[11:44:07] He got me with the pre-fire there was no gun, bro. I had no gun

[11:44:13] Well done Ronaldo. Well done. Oh

[11:44:17] La la got me bruh. He got me

[11:44:24] All we can do is nothing. We'll just jump into another one realistically

[11:44:32] realistically, bro

[11:44:36] Man I followed in the whole time too

[11:44:39] That leads me to believe maybe he did know at the end of the day

[11:44:43] Maybe he was on to my my scheme

[11:44:46] He knew exactly what was going down, bro

[11:44:54] I don't know why this look kind of goofy it looked kind of goofy bruh all right which

[11:45:17] Which, um, I kinda wanna go classic goko, I'm not gonna lie.

[11:45:25] Can't emo with them, bro?

[11:45:34] We're out of the boogie wave. So what, we get like two boogie rips before we're back with plebs or what?

[11:45:47] Where do we want to

[11:45:50] Where do we want to go?

[11:45:53] Where do we want to go bro? I'm going straight dab in the middle of the map

[11:46:00] Cuz like I'm on action

[11:46:05] The more I'm exposed

[11:46:07] to these people

[11:46:09] To the fights the better chance I'll have and

[11:46:13] Improving my reaction time. That is the science

[11:46:17] Well, that one's AFK, right?

[11:46:20] You hold it right there!

[11:46:22] You hold it right there! I'm so sorry, man.

[11:46:28] See? Blue dual akimbo's from the get-up.

[11:46:38] That's nice. Damn, what's the chest doing up there, bro?

[11:46:47] There's another one. There's another one, Jack. Oh my god. Cover me. Cover me. I'm in

[11:46:58] the corner. I don't got much ammo though. Oh, ammo box. Hello. Oh, let's go. Let's go.

[11:47:14] Oh, I don't think I need any of that.

[11:47:16] Jay-Z puffs!

[11:47:18] We might finally get to try that.

[11:47:24] Where are they?

[11:47:28] You heard the shotgun blast, didn't you, chat?

[11:47:32] Or am I imagining things?

[11:47:40] Where is he?

[11:47:44] Is this an arena?

[11:47:57] What's happening bro?

[11:48:00] Explain it to me.

[11:48:02] Like I've never seen it before.

[11:48:05] So can I just wait for one of them?

[11:48:17] We got action.

[11:48:19] Woo.

[11:48:20] Woo.

[11:48:21] Woo.

[11:48:22] That was spicy close.

[11:48:35] Should I eat this?

[11:48:41] Oh, it gives you like full health.

[11:48:46] full health, bro the cheesy buffs are so good then! I didn't know that. Kimbos are better

[11:48:59] the thousand percent that's a person bro that's a person

[11:49:13] Jesus cheesy puffs quick

[11:49:19] I thought I was going to see the light right there.

[11:49:29] They were real sneaky.

[11:49:35] I like the idea of, do I want to launch pad?

[11:49:46] I mean, it'll get me out of a sticky situation.

[11:49:49] Sheesh, they had so much ammo for my Kimbos.

[11:49:54] Very nice, bro.

[11:49:56] Very nice.

[11:49:57] It does run out of ammo quickly.

[11:50:03] Thought I heard somebody.

[11:50:12] It's right there.

[11:50:16] Oh brother.

[11:50:42] It's good, bro.

[11:50:43] Oh my God.

[11:50:44] He was in his long range.

[11:50:45] What gun is that that he's got?

[11:50:47] What is that?

[11:50:49] What is that?

[11:50:52] The dual shotguns at that range, ain't it?

[11:50:56] Ain't it?

[11:50:58] That's my personal review.

[11:51:02] It ain't it.

[11:51:05] I haven't seen that gun yet.

[11:51:07] But I don't think it was that good.

[11:51:09] I was missing shots too.

[11:51:11] I was shooting at the floor at his feet trying to make him dance like little monkey

[11:51:18] Didn't work

[11:51:20] Didn't work

[11:51:23] But we try again

[11:51:26] What do we got like three of them we got to aim for like a 20 kill chat

[11:51:31] We're just getting warmed up. We're just getting primed up here

[11:51:35] Yeah, I want my revenge on Batman.

[11:51:45] I think if I had my assault rifle out, the switch to the dual shotguns, that was my impending

[11:51:53] doom.

[11:51:55] See if I had my assault rifle out right after those Kimbos.

[11:52:01] He wasn't going to wake up from that concussion that I was about to deliver.

[11:52:04] Ain't no way

[11:52:07] Ain't no way Jack

[11:52:12] Alright, let's go. Let's go

[11:52:16] Sandy strip did me pretty good. They did me pretty good, but let's go to sus studios

[11:52:27] That sounds like a good time

[11:52:34] We got a ride diff- oh, shall we do the objective though?

[11:52:38] I'll do it on the next run.

[11:52:42] Eliminating players at Carman Land or uh, damn, stuff's new to use as a hot spot, huh?

[11:52:48] Look at all these people, bro.

[11:52:50] Look at all these people.

[11:52:52] We got to land on this roof right here to get this gun.

[11:52:55] If this person doesn't get- oh my god.

[11:53:01] Where did they go?

[11:53:03] Where did they go, champ?

[11:53:07] Um...

[11:53:09] Brother.

[11:53:15] Ugh! Ugh!

[11:53:17] What is that?

[11:53:23] Stealth splash?

[11:53:27] Okay.

[11:53:31] I don't like this.

[11:53:42] Make some noise.

[11:53:43] Oh mama.

[11:53:44] Oh mama.

[11:53:45] We had to aim for the head.

[11:53:49] mama mama we had to aim for the head he had one of the guns he had one of the

[11:54:03] guns all right we're going to Cartman Lane

[11:54:09] we're going to Cartman Lane broke it was very unlucky yes I will say it was

[11:54:18] very unlucky. Nothing to do with skill level. Peer luck. Peer luck. Let's go back to the

[11:54:37] Platinum look show off our biceps

[11:54:55] I have more emails of this I promise I keep forgetting to put them on bro

[11:55:02] I'm going to carbon land chat

[11:55:04] We're going to Cartman Land.

[11:55:08] We're going to do these right above my head, the five challenges.

[11:55:16] Because I want to know what happens.

[11:55:18] Hey, we're booging over there.

[11:55:21] Prepare to shred!

[11:55:23] Wahoo!

[11:55:24] Um, do we want...

[11:55:28] Oh, we got to go over here though, bro.

[11:55:32] I'm gonna catch some aides man.

[11:55:39] Quickly now, quickly.

[11:55:48] Heck yeah.

[11:55:56] Heck yeah.

[11:56:01] I see Cartman Land is going to be popular.

[11:56:07] We could also do five different rides.

[11:56:12] Should we try the Ferris wheel first?

[11:56:22] Oh, there's so many people.

[11:56:28] There's too many people.

[11:56:35] What's that over there? Why is it shiny?

[11:56:38] Should we get the shiny thing?

[11:56:45] It's nothing.

[11:56:47] It's just light fuse.

[11:56:50] What does that do?

[11:56:52] Holy smokes.

[11:56:55] If I was standing in front of it,

[11:56:58] Was it going to blast me?

[11:57:03] The akimbo's!

[11:57:08] The akimbo's.

[11:57:15] I feel like I should just go for the kills here.

[11:57:29] What is this?

[11:57:36] What the?

[11:57:40] I can't even write it, bro.

[11:57:44] does this count as riding the right?

[11:57:52] oh wait

[11:57:53] that's two

[11:57:57] we already have two out of five

[11:58:04] oh yeah

[11:58:09] Oh, hell no.

[11:58:16] Oh!

[11:58:17] From where?

[11:58:20] Oh, he's too far away, bro.

[11:58:25] He's too far away, bro.

[11:58:26] I don't like that.

[11:58:39] I don't know where he went.

[11:59:01] Does that mean somebody's on the thing?

[11:59:25] We got to action, let's go.

[11:59:26] As long as they're not fighting me first.

[11:59:37] Brother, what is with this pistol, bro?

[11:59:41] I almost had it!

[11:59:57] I almost had it!

[12:00:01] I almost had it!

[12:00:11] I was close, bro. I was close. I

[12:00:21] Was trying to switch to my SMG again again, I get put into the ground with the frickin

[12:00:29] Whatever that gun is

[12:00:31] Whatever it is

[12:00:35] Good stuff good stuff

[12:00:41] Is that the one you could join in?

[12:00:55] Why you stopping the party?

[12:01:09] I know, nobody's about dancing, bro.

[12:01:11] Like, come on.

[12:01:14] I'm just trying to join the party.

[12:01:17] Maybe they got shy.

[12:01:18] They got a little nervous.

[12:01:24] Blonde.

[12:01:25] We're going blonde for this one.

[12:01:30] We only need like two more things at Cartman Land.

[12:01:33] Skydive over there. Just two more things, chat. Either Elimination's or one of the rides.

[12:01:48] Which one is the melee? It looks good. I don't know. I don't know. I've had it for a while.

[12:02:00] I don't remember the name.

[12:02:05] It is fun.

[12:02:11] There's someone above me, bro.

[12:02:12] What is this landing?

[12:02:13] What is this landing, bro?

[12:02:15] Hey, piss fight me.

[12:02:18] Piss!

[12:02:19] Piss up!

[12:02:20] Let's go, bro!

[12:02:22] Piss up!

[12:02:23] Let's go!

[12:02:24] Come on!

[12:02:25] Don't you dare get a gun.

[12:02:26] Oh, he's getting the gun!

[12:02:28] He's getting the gun.

[12:02:29] What a little weasel.

[12:02:31] Hell no.

[12:02:33] You thought, you thought.

[12:02:40] Now I gotta go get a gun.

[12:02:43] Uhhh yuhhhh!

[12:02:47] Is that a gun over there?

[12:02:52] It's a gun. Let's go.

[12:02:55] Who's shooting brother?

[12:02:59] Oh, this is bad. Oh, that was embarrassing. That was so embarrassing, bro

[12:03:10] Yeah, no ammo on him

[12:03:14] cheesy puffs

[12:03:17] Jesus Christ, I

[12:03:22] Don't have ammo I

[12:03:26] Don't have ammo

[12:03:29] I

[12:03:33] Cheesy pups, I had nothing I had nothing

[12:03:41] I don't know man, maybe Jesus really wanted me on that one on that turnaround

[12:03:51] All right, I think we got time for one more one more let's see if we can make it happen

[12:03:57] And then I got a special another special game. I'm gonna play for you guys. All right, I

[12:04:10] Got a key before this one starts I got a key BRB

[12:04:57] Seesh!

[12:05:27] Am I flying off the map? Oh heck yeah. Heck yeah, bro.

[12:05:37] Bro, 4 out of 5. We're almost done this challenge. Come on.

[12:05:44] We can do it! Just need one more check. Come on!

[12:05:50] Oh, we got a long way to travel too.

[12:06:00] Sheesh.

[12:06:02] It's okay.

[12:06:04] Luckily I saved up enough air miles for this one.

[12:06:10] We'll make it happen.

[12:06:25] Almost there.

[12:06:37] Almost there.

[12:06:40] And we're here, let's go!

[12:06:53] Okay, so I think we gotta do the roller coaster next, right?

[12:06:57] That might count as the last thing.

[12:07:01] Where can we land safely?

[12:07:03] I think it goes this way, right?

[12:07:08] We could just land on the tracks, huh?

[12:07:18] Right Buffy?

[12:07:19] Let's go.

[12:07:20] Bandages.

[12:07:21] Let's see if we can pick up anything useful.

[12:07:32] At least we got some McKinbos.

[12:07:49] I thought I saw something.

[12:07:59] Oh yeah.

[12:08:07] Jay-Z buffs.

[12:08:18] Is there really nobody here?

[12:08:26] Hell no.

[12:08:29] We'll go the other way, bro.

[12:08:38] I need the blue drink.

[12:08:40] ASAP.

[12:08:41] Ah!

[12:08:42] I almost freaking had him.

[12:08:53] I needed one bullet for this guy, bro.

[12:08:56] One bullet.

[12:08:57] I almost had him.

[12:08:59] is what it is. Super sad. But fun!

[12:09:03] That's a lot of good time, bro. Claim it!

[12:09:07] We managed to do what we needed to do,

[12:09:11] which was complete that mission at Cartman Land.

[12:09:15] Let's go.

[12:09:19] Yeah, I forgot what track I put in the background.

[12:09:23] What's the name of this one?

[12:09:27] with some emotes on a fricking thing bruh

[12:09:35] oh the fusion would be sick

[12:09:38] if i could do it with somebody

[12:09:51] uh...

[12:09:53] what's we got

[12:09:55] and

[12:10:03] that's pretty cool

[12:10:10] i like this one bro, i like this one

[12:10:17] That's the one where he drives a heart.

[12:10:47] What else do we gang?

[12:10:52] I saw somebody using that one.

[12:10:57] This one's kind of fun.

[12:11:17] Hell yeah bro that one goes hard no, but I don't want to replace the other one

[12:11:27] How do we uh switch the

[12:11:31] Where was that other one at

[12:11:36] Well, we have like two that are the same, right?

[12:11:49] Which one was that other one?

[12:11:50] It was like literally the same.

[12:11:53] DJ?

[12:11:54] DJ.

[12:11:55] Okay.

[12:12:25] oh my goodness bro okay I don't know oh

[12:12:50] Spicy. Very spicy.

[12:13:14] I like this one, bro. It's been a while since I used that one.

[12:13:17] Now we got our emotes filled up and lined up.

[12:13:20] Let's go.

[12:13:23] Oh yeah, Goku was slaying with the hot stuff emo.

[12:13:31] He's zesting out.

[12:13:33] Zest Maxing.

[12:13:34] Look at that.

[12:13:35] Luna's also joining me today.

[12:13:38] The beauty.

[12:13:40] The beauty.

[12:13:41] And I am.

[12:13:43] I am humbly the beast.

[12:13:45] Haluna's beauty I can never get the camera angle right on it because once she

[12:13:52] lays down I promise she will actually be in frame but until then she ain't gonna

[12:13:57] be in frame she's done it on purpose so I can never get her in shock it's very

[12:14:01] annoying

[12:14:03] Look at her swivel though. She's the perfect swiveler on that chair.

[12:14:12] Alright everyone, I haven't played Fortnite in a long time, but that's what we're going

[12:14:18] to be playing today, alright? Let's do it. Jumping right into a man. I can't believe half

[12:14:24] the Fortnite population is on no build. Zero build. Whatever you want to call it, man.

[12:14:31] Another thing I didn't know is that this track Auto-Plays on repeat over and over again,

[12:14:35] and I'm not really angry about it.

[12:14:36] I'm just shocked.

[12:14:38] I'm surprised.

[12:14:39] I'm in awe.

[12:14:43] The music is so loud!

[12:14:46] Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[12:14:48] And of course it loads into a game, so I can't even like do anything about it.

[12:14:54] Bonjour, Bonjour.

[12:14:57] Rigging the oof.

[12:14:58] Yeah exactly.

[12:14:59] Don't worry, music's on.

[12:15:00] All is good now, all is good.

[12:15:03] Probably like a sad one, play this in like actual forever.

[12:15:07] Wait, I think there's a delay, am I wrong?

[12:15:09] Okay, no, we're good, we're good.

[12:15:10] Fortnite always does that, right?

[12:15:11] It's always like a bit laggy in the beginning.

[12:15:12] I am playing on Epic.

[12:15:15] Hey-oh, hey-oh, she's scratching up the,

[12:15:16] she's scratching up the chair.

[12:15:21] We're gonna catch a Luna laying down.

[12:15:23] Oh my, ah, we were close.

[12:15:25] Wow, shame.

[12:15:27] We were so close.

[12:15:28] It was like, on the cusp, it was right there.

[12:15:31] It was right there until it wasn't.

[12:15:32] How do I open my wheel again, bro?

[12:15:35] Why does this happen to me every single time?

[12:15:40] I mean, I could just do it by the number pad too, right?

[12:15:45] Bep bep, bep bep.

[12:15:48] We out here.

[12:15:49] We are gonna be jumping.

[12:15:52] Bro, why is this so weird?

[12:15:54] Is this new?

[12:15:56] Bro, I can't even see my map.

[12:15:58] What is happening here? Are you not supposed to see the map now?

[12:16:00] Thank the bus driver.

[12:16:02] Skidaddle skidoodle.

[12:16:04] Bro, it's changed so much.

[12:16:07] I kind of like it.

[12:16:10] It's okay for old people to forget stuff. Exactly. That's the justification right there.

[12:16:18] I don't know where we're flying to, but you know what? I don't think it's gonna matter.

[12:16:21] It is like pitch dark out here in Fortnightland.

[12:16:25] Pitch dark. We don't need to be playing on mine. Oh shoot. There's somebody already in there.

[12:16:32] I'm on my way. I'm on my way. Let's see if I got these no scoping skills. Oh bro,

[12:16:39] there's like, there's a few of them in there, bro. There's somebody, there's somebody right in that.

[12:16:44] I don't know if we want to do that right now. With just my knife? Wait, how did I die so fast?

[12:16:54] Unbelievable. Killed me on the spot, bro.

[12:17:05] That's kind of crazy.

[12:17:07] Hey, they're not bots! That's kind of crazy.

[12:17:10] This is solo, dude.

[12:17:13] This ain't a bot!

[12:17:14] Look at him.

[12:17:16] This is Ninja right here.

[12:17:19] Ninja's alias. I can't believe it.

[12:17:24] Why did Ninja have to do me dirty like that? Man.

[12:17:26] Luna, I almost had him!

[12:17:27] What the freak? Where'd Luna go?

[12:17:30] Bruh.

[12:17:32] She's by the door.

[12:17:34] Hey, I'm gonna get the camera on you. I don't care.

[12:17:36] I'm still gonna get the camera on you.

[12:17:42] You think you can escape the camera button?

[12:17:45] Nene.

[12:17:46] Nene.

[12:17:48] Do you think it is?

[12:17:49] I don't think it is, dude.

[12:17:52] I really don't think it is.

[12:17:54] That'd be so funny. There's no way

[12:17:56] Bro, who is it?

[12:17:58] spectating f-dash

[12:18:00] Maurice bro, that's somebody on the next box right there

[12:18:03] Nobody they would never name a Bob Maurice

[12:18:06] No way

[12:18:07] That's that's somebody right there here. We're gonna try again

[12:18:13] We're gonna try again, don't worry don't cry just yet. We're trying again round two. That was my warm-up

[12:18:18] That was my practice. I had no idea what was going on. I was holding down the shift button the entire time

[12:18:24] So I didn't even have like any uh, any stamina for running.

[12:18:27] Hey look at speeder.

[12:18:28] Hey look, hey look at speeder.

[12:18:43] Hey where's the lunicam at? Hold on.

[12:18:51] There she is.

[12:18:54] There she is!

[12:18:57] He found the Emo wheel!

[12:19:01] Yeah, careful.

[12:19:03] See now the bus is like this.

[12:19:05] You see this is what I'm saying.

[12:19:06] What happened?

[12:19:07] There was a...

[12:19:08] There was...

[12:19:09] That was a mad glitch before.

[12:19:11] Total mad glitch.

[12:19:12] And I have no access to my map.

[12:19:14] Hold on.

[12:19:15] I guess we'll go to the lavish lair.

[12:19:18] Down.

[12:19:19] Down.

[12:19:20] Thank the bus driver.

[12:19:21] Skedaddle.

[12:19:22] Can I how do I get rid of the seven clothes? I

[12:19:29] Don't need no match quest damn

[12:19:33] I'm a professional okay, I'm a professional

[12:19:37] Let's see

[12:19:38] We're getting up close and personal with the screen to make sure we got

[12:19:43] Total control broke this place guys. I think they put my house in fortnight

[12:19:52] This is like my actual property. What the heck?

[12:19:56] Wait, how did they do that? How did devs do that?

[12:19:59] They spying on me?

[12:20:01] Hey, now we got a weapon.

[12:20:04] OH MY GOD!

[12:20:07] No, we're not. We're not doing that.

[12:20:09] We're not doing that.

[12:20:10] Hell no.

[12:20:12] HELL NO.

[12:20:14] OH MY GOD!

[12:20:17] Oh, this is not cool.

[12:20:19] This is not cool.

[12:20:22] I've landed in the wrong place.

[12:20:26] Is this a launchpad? Please be a launchpad.

[12:20:27] It's not a launchpad! Oh my god.

[12:20:31] This can't be happening.

[12:20:33] Luckily, uh...

[12:20:35] Those turrets don't deal that much damage. Thank god.

[12:20:40] Hey, we got the good rifle now.

[12:20:42] Right? Yeah, we got the good one now.

[12:20:45] Oh shoot.

[12:20:46] Oh shoot.

[12:20:48] Hell no.

[12:20:52] Hell no!

[12:20:58] Hell no!

[12:21:02] Hey, that was totally a real player. Don't even tell me that was a bot. That was totally a real player.

[12:21:07] Got absolutely annihilated.

[12:21:11] What the heck is that gun?

[12:21:13] I don't know if I like this gun. I think I should have used this one, from being honest. I should have used this one.

[12:21:18] Bro, whiffing so hard? Nah, it wasn't whiffing. It was practice.

[12:21:22] I was trying to give them a chance to shoot at me to make it a little fair

[12:21:27] But they didn't want none of it. So it is what it is

[12:21:30] Here's big gunshots happening over here big gunshots. Let's take a look. Let's find out

[12:21:39] Let's see where they're at if someone has food they are 100%

[12:21:43] They didn't have food did they?

[12:21:45] They did not have food

[12:21:47] They did not have food. No, no no no no no no no no. No food was seen. No food was

[12:21:52] seen! Wait why did the buds do that? Why would they have food on them?

[12:21:58] That's so wacky! That's such AI behavior. Why do they want our food, huh? They know

[12:22:06] at the end of the day humans can't live without it. That was a real person then.

[12:22:11] Yeah that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I don't think there's any food

[12:22:15] on that on that person they were with and more than me bro there's a train here

[12:22:20] hold on can I double jump

[12:22:24] wait was that a person was that what the freak

[12:22:35] no he sees me bro god damn he actually saw me oh my god what an interaction

[12:22:45] What an interaction. I didn't even know what I picked up. I thought I was picking up like a legendary weapon, dude.

[12:22:49] Why was Bro just creeping on the train too? He was just sitting there waiting for someone to pick up that EMP.

[12:22:55] Oh my goodness.

[12:22:58] I can't believe it.

[12:23:00] Oh my goodness.

[12:23:03] He he he he. He was actually swimming.

[12:23:06] Crazy!

[12:23:08] Crazy! Let's try it again.

[12:23:11] Wait, Fortnite actually became fun?

[12:23:13] Oh my goodness, say it ain't so. Let's see what he does. What the heck is that thing?

[12:23:19] Wait, there's so many new things! Oh my god, this might actually be funny.

[12:23:25] They made the zero build so much more fun. Before it was kind of like, oh, regular map?

[12:23:29] You just gotta shoot people with regular guns, stuff. This made it so much more interesting

[12:23:33] without having that need, that mechanical skill to build.

[12:23:37] Oh my god.

[12:23:40] Bro, I feel like I should play Fortnite at least, at the very least, the duo, if not,

[12:23:47] like a full squad.

[12:23:48] I feel like it'd be a lot of fun.

[12:23:51] I gotta find like a full squad.

[12:23:52] They don't need to be good.

[12:23:54] This has gotta be a full squad.

[12:23:58] Wait, why didn't he attack the dude in the truck?

[12:24:05] was pretty fun too. They also added the juvenile and boxes from MGs. What's that?

[12:24:11] It's an item from MGs. What the heck is that? You keep mentioning MGs. What is that?

[12:24:18] I can't see your beautiful eyes because of the hat. But the hat is beautiful itself.

[12:24:26] So, it's a win-win.

[12:24:30] I like my knife.

[12:24:32] What do you think?

[12:24:34] Looks good? Looks good?

[12:24:36] What are you doing over here? Huh?

[12:24:40] What are you doing? Damn, who's this?

[12:24:43] Hey, was that that guy that sings to random celebrities?

[12:24:46] You know who I'm talking about?

[12:24:48] Literally, on TikTok, I see this dude all the time.

[12:24:51] He's singing to random celebrities. Seems like one line.

[12:24:54] You know exactly who I'm talking about too.

[12:24:56] You know exactly who I'm talking about bro.

[12:25:03] Alright bank the bus driver, let's open the map.

[12:25:08] Lavish Lair was pretty cool but we got absolutely crushed.

[12:25:13] Crushed.

[12:25:15] Let's go to ruin reels.

[12:25:17] That looks fun.

[12:25:18] Go go go.

[12:25:21] Go go go.

[12:25:22] Look at this, look at this, look at this.

[12:25:25] out here we diving full dive did my uh my sensitivity is like way too high for

[12:25:32] this game I must be insane you play on the sensitivity frame rate limit what

[12:25:37] yeah no wonder yeah no wonder buddy no wonder buddy go to like bro no limit

[12:25:45] what the heck unlimited what the heck trying to run like every all the

[12:25:52] settings are on like epic too. Here apply. I can't believe that. Oh there we go. There

[12:25:59] we go. Yeah it's a lot more smoother. That's why I was whiffing by the way. That first

[12:26:03] interaction, I'll admit it now. I was totally whiffing. But now it explains why. It explains

[12:26:10] it all. We were operating on like 30 frames. Come on now. Hold on. Should we do this? Should

[12:26:17] we go into our first every kill we'll level up we'll gain we'll ultimately get

[12:26:24] to Goku Super Saint God oh I like this area anyone else land here I like this

[12:26:33] area bro they didn't that they did not have that during the Roman times they

[12:26:38] did not have lawn chairs during the Roman times okay

[12:26:43] Oh, I like this though. What's in the box? Can we open it?

[12:26:50] That's unfortunate. Oh shoot.

[12:26:54] My sensitivity is way too high, bro. Does this need a charge?

[12:26:59] What is this gun? Excuse me? And then there's this guy over here.

[12:27:03] Hold on, I need another one. There's no way. There's no way I'm doing any work with this thing.

[12:27:08] Where's this other guy at?

[12:27:09] Where's this other guy at?

[12:27:11] Headshot, headshot? Where's this other guy at?

[12:27:15] Okay, okay.

[12:27:17] Any food on him? No food.

[12:27:19] Real person.

[12:27:21] A confirmed viabil in over here. Real person.

[12:27:23] No food, okay?

[12:27:25] Both of them, by the way. Both of them.

[12:27:27] Both of them real people.

[12:27:29] It's probably why I was able to kill them.

[12:27:31] I can't kill the AI ones. Only the real ones.

[12:27:35] Bro, sensitivity is way too, way too high.

[12:27:37] way too high let's let's lower it let's lower it mouse mouse and keyboard

[12:27:46] sensitivity targeting sensitivity what does that even mean bro something's

[12:27:52] about to kill me something's about to kill me can reload what the heck is this

[12:27:59] Oh, what is this guy oh my god at least we killed him at least we killed him mom

[12:28:07] I'm out of here now holy Jesus who the heck what the heck

[12:28:14] No, you actually got I thought I had one more. I thought I had one more before he killed me, bro. I

[12:28:19] Thought I had one more chance to shoot him before he killed me

[12:28:25] Dude, sensitivity. Way too high. Way too high. Let me see. What the heck is an A-axis, Y-axis?

[12:28:38] Why doesn't it just have the regular, is it this? So that's the modifier for reducing

[12:28:43] mountain sensitivity when targeting. No, I don't want that. Scrop sensitivity? Maybe,

[12:28:47] Maybe I do actually, I don't know.

[12:28:51] Literally a jump scare.

[12:28:53] Bro actually came out of nowhere.

[12:28:56] Hold on.

[12:28:57] So what's like the ideal sensitivity you guys need?

[12:29:01] What are we operating with?

[12:29:02] What the heck is a, here let's just put this down

[12:29:05] to like a 7.7, 7.7, right?

[12:29:07] Doesn't really matter if it's not exact, right?

[12:29:11] Doesn't matter.

[12:29:12] Does that help?

[12:29:15] Feel like it's the same.

[12:29:17] And I feel like that's like way too low too. That's probably gonna affect something in the game.

[12:29:21] What if we go to like 1.8 or 2? What's that? What does that do?

[12:29:25] Okay, no, no, no. It's working. It's working. Okay, that's like way too low.

[12:29:29] Let's go... maybe like 5. 4. 4 is good, 4 is good.

[12:29:34] Guarantee 4 is good. Apply. Back. 4 is good.

[12:29:39] That's what we want. That's what we want. That's what we want.

[12:29:43] Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the scoped.

[12:29:46] The aim down sights, we need that down, bro. That's like way too high.

[12:29:50] I don't even know what this means.

[12:29:52] What does that even mean?

[12:29:54] We're gonna go like that.

[12:29:56] Just bring everything down, because

[12:29:58] way too fast. Holy smokes.

[12:30:01] Your sensitivity is high in every game.

[12:30:03] I learned from Valorant that

[12:30:05] having the lowest sensitivity just keeps you more consistent.

[12:30:07] Okay, I'm gonna go back here. That was actually fun.

[12:30:10] It just keeps you more consistent, so

[12:30:14] I'm trying to be consistent, okay?

[12:30:16] I'm trying to BE consistent.

[12:30:19] Let's see if we find anybody else here.

[12:30:21] It was good because there's no AIs in this little area.

[12:30:24] Maybe the AIs are scared of this little area right here.

[12:30:27] Oh, is that somebody right behind them?

[12:30:31] Oh shoot, popular spot? Okay.

[12:30:34] See a gun right there?

[12:30:35] Popular spot? Okay.

[12:30:37] I'm trying to transition my balance skills here.

[12:30:40] Let's see. Let's see if that's possible.

[12:30:42] See if that's possible.

[12:30:46] What the heck?

[12:30:48] Bro, no guns? What the heck is this thing? Launch pad?

[12:30:51] What the heck is this?

[12:30:53] Shieldbreaker EMP?

[12:30:54] SHIELD BREAKER!

[12:30:56] Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[12:30:59] That's good.

[12:30:59] Ah, gun. Okay.

[12:31:00] That's good, that's good.

[12:31:01] Hold on, can we...

[12:31:03] Like, switch it up, bro?

[12:31:05] Switch it up, and then we...

[12:31:05] Oh, yeah!

[12:31:06] We're gonna...

[12:31:07] I forget that my, um...

[12:31:10] Control and, uh...

[12:31:11] Oh, that's how I slide, okay, okay.

[12:31:13] have a little biffy, have a little biffy in the baron, that's why

[12:31:18] so I wasn't sure how to jump, but now we good

[12:31:21] and now my sensitivity is good, I like this one

[12:31:25] here, EMP break this fool

[12:31:29] we got this guy

[12:31:33] and then? do I have a shotgun? what is this?

[12:31:39] Why is this like...

[12:31:43] Damn, bro.

[12:31:47] Damn, bro.

[12:31:48] Wait, sit still, bro.

[12:31:52] I can't, I can't.

[12:31:53] There's no way I'm not able to hit this guy.

[12:31:55] There's no way.

[12:31:56] How do we do this? How do you kill people in Fortnite?

[12:31:59] No.

[12:32:01] No, he got me so...

[12:32:02] He got me so bamboozled!

[12:32:05] No.

[12:32:07] Nuh-uh.

[12:32:08] I can't even hear him either. I don't know where he is.

[12:32:12] He's over here somewhere.

[12:32:15] I still got another EMP thing.

[12:32:18] No way. Okay, the sensitivity is actually like maybe not that good in Fortnite.

[12:32:24] Because yeah, I couldn't even like turn around or anything. I hear him. I hear him. I hear him.

[12:32:31] Oh my god.

[12:32:38] Oh my god, but we still did it because of the low sensitivity. Let's go

[12:32:46] Maybe the shotgun was good. Hold on. Hold on

[12:32:50] That I did I lose it. No, it's this thing. Is this thing a shotgun? I have no idea what it is

[12:32:56] But the fact that we actually we did the thing. Okay, good

[12:33:00] Yeah, it's a shotgun, okay good. It's like an automatic shotgun. Woo! Oh my god! Launchpad

[12:33:11] maybe? Let's get out of here. Wait! No, there's a chest! See, I think it's because of my

[12:33:16] losin city. What is this? Carburet box? What does that do? Wow. What does this do? And

[12:33:24] you just like hide in it? What's the point of this? Bro, no way. Stop hiding. No way.

[12:33:33] I'll keep it. I don't know what it does. I'll keep it. Um, I don't think I want it. Let's

[12:33:40] get my watchpad back. Okay. I think we're good now. Oh shoot. Who is that? Oh bro, this

[12:33:47] Oh, bro, the sensitivity is so low.

[12:33:51] Okay, then we gotta get close, bro.

[12:33:56] Oh my god, that was actually really close.

[12:33:59] That was too close. Any and one of these?

[12:34:02] He couldn't kill me with one of these?

[12:34:04] Damn.

[12:34:05] Hey, let's patch up.

[12:34:07] Patch it up.

[12:34:12] Low sensitivity for the win.

[12:34:18] He had a legendary gun he could kill me

[12:34:22] What do you want we want this one I'm gonna keep the launchpad I think it's good

[12:34:27] Get some gold. Let me put over here

[12:34:31] The EMPs went hard you saw that huh?

[12:34:35] You know what I could use a

[12:34:39] Man I could use some blue shields though the Porta bunker. Oh they brought it back I

[12:34:45] Could use some blue shields

[12:34:47] What is that? I hear it. I hear it. I hear it. It's in here. It's in here. Is it down here?

[12:34:53] I think I hear somebody. Or is that just the radio? Oh my god, does the chicken give me, um, let's see.

[12:35:08] Hey, it gives me shield!

[12:35:12] Nice.

[12:35:14] But we need more, we need more.

[12:35:18] We're not- oh, I see it, I see it, I see it.

[12:35:20] We're not going to survive against the best like this.

[12:35:23] We need- what the heck?

[12:35:25] The Cluster Clinger!

[12:35:27] Ooh.

[12:35:29] Hey, I want to saw- yeah.

[12:35:32] Hold on.

[12:35:33] Ah, but it's the same thing.

[12:35:34] No, no, no, no, let's keep- let's keep the shotgun then.

[12:35:35] Close range, you know what I mean?

[12:35:37] And uh, and a portabunker why not why not?

[12:35:41] Okay, so now right

[12:35:45] Now

[12:35:47] We have to find some some health

[12:35:53] Gotta be somewhere

[12:35:56] Gotta be so how many bro, did they

[12:35:59] Thank God I'm in the zone cuz I totally forgot that the storm

[12:36:03] Closes in on you. Is that a bus or is it the train?

[12:36:07] Go Bars!

[12:36:15] And I'm actually going to need a lot of this.

[12:36:17] Oh my god!

[12:36:18] Hold on, let me grab this, let me eat it.

[12:36:21] Oh my god, that gave me so much!

[12:36:23] What about the flopper?

[12:36:24] What does this do?

[12:36:27] A 100?

[12:36:28] Okay, 70 and 100 is good.

[12:36:30] I like that.

[12:36:31] I can work with that.

[12:36:32] And there's a Lambo right here!

[12:36:36] Gunshots over there. Let's go.

[12:36:39] Let's go follow the gunshots. I'm ready for action. How many people left 40?

[12:36:44] That's not kind of high though.

[12:36:47] Still kind of high. It's a little high.

[12:36:52] Thank you so much. Oh, I see somebody. Hold on. They're flopping around like a fish. Whoa, and then there's somebody over here.

[12:36:57] Whoa, my my my aim down sights is so freaking

[12:37:02] It's so freaking slow, bro. I wasn't ready for that.

[12:37:06] Okay, we got somebody. Thank God. We got somebody. Oh, damn, he's going away. He's going away.

[12:37:22] Oh, he's weak. He's weak. Come on. I have no idea what I'm shooting at. I can't even see.

[12:37:33] Nah, now it's getting dark, too.

[12:37:35] And it's getting dark.

[12:37:36] But I don't know what's happening, I can't see.

[12:37:38] Hell no, I'm wasting bullets over here.

[12:37:39] I'm wasting bullets.

[12:37:41] And somebody's probably gonna sneak up behind me.

[12:37:43] Yeah, that's what I thought, that's what I thought.

[12:37:44] Hell no.

[12:37:45] Hell no, get in the car!

[12:37:47] Run him over.

[12:37:48] Run this guy over!

[12:37:51] Hell no!

[12:37:55] Where's he at?

[12:37:58] Bro, this is actually way too slow.

[12:37:59] The aim down sights is way too slow.

[12:38:01] Hold on.

[12:38:02] Let's do this fast.

[12:38:03] Uh, let's bring it up to like 50.

[12:38:04] This was good.

[12:38:05] 50 was fine, bro.

[12:38:10] Yeah, that's fine, that's fine.

[12:38:13] Um, ooh.

[12:38:15] I mean, all I needed was the ammo.

[12:38:17] Right now.

[12:38:20] I guess I can replace, uh, Shaka.

[12:38:25] Wha- I thought it was rare.

[12:38:28] I thought it was a rare- didn't it say rare Shaka?

[12:38:30] Bro, that's wild. Okay, never mind.

[12:38:35] I might want the, uh, instead of the blocks, I might want some medkits.

[12:38:39] Eh, just in case.

[12:38:41] Okay, there's a lot of people over here, right?

[12:38:47] There's some people over here.

[12:38:48] Hey, I see them now.

[12:38:49] This little fish man.

[12:38:50] Let's get him.

[12:38:51] Oh, I'm not hitting.

[12:38:52] I'm not hitting anything.

[12:38:53] Hold on, hold on.

[12:38:54] Oh, I'm not hitting, I'm not hitting anything.

[12:38:57] Hold on, hold on.

[12:39:02] Oh, we got it! Let's go!

[12:39:05] We actually got him.

[12:39:08] Those boxes are mostly useless. That's what I figured.

[12:39:13] Literally ran that guy over.

[12:39:16] That's what I do. Oh, the storm's coming in! We gotta go!

[12:39:19] Storm's coming in. Let's head over here. Let's head over there.

[12:39:24] That direction!

[12:39:26] Yeah, I can't believe I eliminated that guy.

[12:39:30] I can't believe it.

[12:39:33] Uhhh...

[12:39:36] What do we want to do?

[12:39:40] I guess we can just sprint.

[12:39:42] I forgot where I parked my car.

[12:39:44] My Lambo.

[12:39:46] But we can just sprint.

[12:39:48] If anybody starts shooting at us, I think we got this.

[12:39:51] Our low sensitivity will prove...

[12:39:55] Superior against them all

[12:40:01] Gotta make sure everything is like locked and loaded to oh my god, I forgot I had this one gotta have this one, bro

[12:40:10] Okay, now that we're here where should we go next?

[12:40:13] enhance the image

[12:40:19] bro that's somebody on a hill

[12:40:23] what the heck is that

[12:40:25] so there's just no scoping

[12:40:33] where'd he go

[12:40:36] oh my god that was so close

[12:40:41] Oh my god, that was so close. If you didn't jump, I had him.

[12:40:44] That was like actually so close.

[12:40:48] Let's see. Let's see if we can still find him, see him.

[12:40:52] All that good stuff. He might be trying to run towards me.

[12:40:55] Maybe not.

[12:40:58] Is he scared? Scared of the Sniper?

[12:41:03] Is Bro scared of the Sniper? Oh shoot, man. My microphone scared me. Jesus Christ.

[12:41:08] Keep running into it. Let's go this way.

[12:41:11] I don't know where he is though.

[12:41:18] Sneaky.

[12:41:19] I don't know where he is.

[12:41:20] He's probably creeping up under a rock right now.

[12:41:26] Bro's probably creeping under one of these rocks.

[12:41:29] We gotta be careful.

[12:41:34] I always forget where I left my car.

[12:41:35] I think I would have the same problem in real life.

[12:41:38] I feel like I wouldn't have that problem in real life, but...

[12:41:41] Ooh, action, action, action!

[12:41:43] There's some action going on over here.

[12:41:47] I-I want in on it.

[12:41:55] What the heck was that?

[12:41:59] Did somebody shoot at me?

[12:42:01] Bro, I don't wanna get headshot.

[12:42:02] First of all, we killed like, five people, so let's- let's power up.

[12:42:08] Get into that stupid saying god mode. Start moving. Hello. What's that glitch?

[12:42:16] Now remember we still had some dude over here some dude over there

[12:42:33] Oh my god, what the heck is that?

[12:42:38] Oh

[12:42:51] What the freak come on man come on man

[12:42:57] How am I not reaching this dude? Oh

[12:43:03] My god, what how do you use this gun?

[12:43:08] Why is it like, travel like that?

[12:43:16] Why does this gun travel like that?

[12:43:17] Why does the bullet fall way short of the target?

[12:43:20] Look at this.

[12:43:22] What in the...

[12:43:23] Oh my god, I almost had that one, though.

[12:43:28] Four nine mechanics.

[12:43:29] Ain't no way, ain't no way I'm catching anybody with this gun.

[12:43:32] What the heck?

[12:43:33] There's, there's no way.

[12:43:35] Is he coming to ward me?

[12:43:36] Oh, this is gonna be a jump scare. Hell no.

[12:43:39] Bro's coming towards me. 1,000%. We outta here.

[12:43:44] We outta here.

[12:43:46] Dude, is the distance too long? Is it- was it too far?

[12:43:49] Bro, frickin' bullet coming up short, man. You just need to get used to the ballistics.

[12:43:53] I know, I know. It's been a while.

[12:43:56] Acura to real life. Is it though? Is it?

[12:43:59] Is that what we wanna say? Is that the excuse we're going to?

[12:44:02] Huh?

[12:44:03] Where'd this guy go?

[12:44:07] He's scaring me.

[12:44:08] Where'd he go?

[12:44:11] There's everybody else at, too.

[12:44:15] I like it, though.

[12:44:16] I like it.

[12:44:17] I'll get used to it.

[12:44:18] Ooh, I heard something.

[12:44:20] I heard something.

[12:44:21] Hey, we creeping up with our sniper over here.

[12:44:23] Look at us.

[12:44:25] We certified creepers.

[12:44:33] Now where the heck is everyone?

[12:44:35] Hey, I kinda like Fortnite in, uh, Epic mode.

[12:44:40] Oh, I feel like somebody's gonna come towards us.

[12:44:47] Barra!

[12:44:49] He's totally...

[12:44:54] He's totally after me, bro.

[12:44:59] Eh, we don't want none of that.

[12:45:02] right now right now right now he's got the advantage he's in the car I don't

[12:45:05] want to know that smoke right now let's go over here and hide for a second

[12:45:08] split second split second split second we got this how many people left 12

[12:45:16] people left we're going for that Vic Roy

[12:45:25] hey he's driving around trying to find me I hear him I think I hear him

[12:45:32] to shoot the car.

[12:45:33] I feel like every time I used to do that, somebody would just jump out and then start shooting at me

[12:45:37] and have the disadvantage because of my slow sensitivity.

[12:45:41] So for now, I didn't want to, I didn't want to do that just yet.

[12:45:48] I want to have the advantage.

[12:45:51] Like in Fortnite, basically.

[12:45:54] Hey, there are two storms? What is that?

[12:45:56] Who's that over there?

[12:46:02] I mean, we do have a legendary gun.

[12:46:04] What the heck?

[12:46:07] Wait, where's the storm coming in?

[12:46:08] Am I losing? What the...

[12:46:10] Oh, bro!

[12:46:11] I didn't know it was all the way over here.

[12:46:18] I did not know it was all the way over here!

[12:46:20] What's those two yellow things on the right side of the map, then?

[12:46:23] What are those?

[12:46:26] I hear the train.

[12:46:30] Are those like enemies?

[12:46:31] Close by?

[12:46:32] Are they targeted?

[12:46:33] Okay, we in the snowy parts of the world now.

[12:46:41] We're in that part of Canada, eh?

[12:46:47] the moose at eight okay okay how is the storm within this spot bro I don't even

[12:47:01] know where I'm running to then how did the why did the what am I missing here

[12:47:08] also how do I move this map Jesus Christ I can't move the map bro is that a

[12:47:14] There's another one.

[12:47:26] No, no, no, no, let me reload, let me reload.

[12:47:32] No, no you don't, no you don't.

[12:47:36] What the heck did he have?

[12:47:38] Should we go after him?

[12:47:40] I'm a little worried if I go after him.

[12:47:46] HELL NO!

[12:47:49] Oh, I'm out of ammo too.

[12:47:51] How many people left?

[12:47:54] What do you have? What is this?

[12:47:56] Oscar's medal?

[12:47:59] Wait, should I go get the other one then?

[12:48:01] I feel like I need to get the other one.

[12:48:02] That's like Mad XP, bro.

[12:48:05] Hey, you gotta rock it, man!

[12:48:06] Oh, shoot.

[12:48:07] Okay, I'm getting too distracted.

[12:48:08] No! I lost my gun, bro!

[12:48:10] Give me that.

[12:48:10] That was so good.

[12:48:11] That gun was so good.

[12:48:13] I'm going back this way.

[12:48:14] He, like, barely touched me.

[12:48:16] So I think we're fine.

[12:48:17] I don't know what else...

[12:48:18] I don't know what those other guns are, but...

[12:48:20] I'm trying to avoid this storm here.

[12:48:21] The storm's confusing.

[12:48:24] Okay, there's some good shots over there.

[12:48:33] But...

[12:48:36] How's the storm?

[12:48:38] Closing it on us like this.

[12:48:42] Eh, nah, hell nah. Let's go this way.

[12:48:53] Where's everybody at? We gotta go this way now?

[12:48:57] Eight people left.

[12:49:01] Is this reloaded?

[12:49:05] Where's that shooting?

[12:49:07] Oh, I see it

[12:49:14] What how did that not him oh my god that actually hit him though wait we got a shot one ten damage we got him

[12:49:26] Damn oh god didn't write out his feet where his feet

[12:49:34] Where they go they're hiding

[12:49:38] Is bro fighting AI? Oh my god, how did I miss that?

[12:49:46] Oh my god!

[12:49:50] What am I missing?

[12:49:52] The storm's gonna close in on them

[12:49:57] Who the heck is that?

[12:50:01] Who do we want it? We want to go for this guy for sure. The other dude looks like an AI

[12:50:05] I'm gonna reload. Hey, at least I got that one hit. Oh shoot, I have to go that way, bro.

[12:50:11] We're bringing out the big guns. Psych, I don't think we need to. Let's keep going this way.

[12:50:20] Let's stay in the bushes. We are staying in the trees, remaining unseen by the enemies.

[12:50:26] Unseen by the enemies hold up let's get on this big old mountain oh hell but the

[12:50:36] trees are in the way when the trees become the enemies god damn

[12:50:44] wait where is everybody oh oh shoot the storm I see bro I see bro let's just

[12:50:53] shoot him does he have a shield okay we got him and then there's this guy up

[12:51:00] here who apparently needs to get this guy over there oh hell no where's the app

[12:51:13] oh he's running straight up to me bro hell no I'm not dealing with no shotgun

[12:51:19] Oh shoot!

[12:51:21] We gotta save our shield.

[12:51:25] I'm very tempted. Can I get up here?

[12:51:29] Because I'm worried about the... Bro, I'm worried about the storm.

[12:51:32] We gotta go. I'm worried about the storm.

[12:51:35] Okay, I'm gonna shield back.

[12:51:37] There's everyone. He had to have shot me from here, right?

[12:51:41] Let me do this. I just want my full... I want my 10 HP.

[12:51:44] Oh wait, I'm getting it somehow.

[12:51:46] What the heck?

[12:51:49] Oh my god. Now we're going for the advantage.

[12:52:02] Oh no! Hold up, hold up.

[12:52:08] What?! Oh my god!

[12:52:12] Bro, I thought I died with the flashbang that I just got in my face when it went like,

[12:52:18] I thought I was the one that was dead. Oh my god. We got it

[12:52:23] Thank god. We secured our streak. We secured our streak of 98 and oh right now. Let's do it

[12:52:31] 98 and oh, that's what I'm talking about. Oh my god

[12:52:40] Okay, okay

[12:52:42] Whoo, I

[12:52:44] I couldn't emote in time

[12:52:47] We couldn't emote in time. What the heck? Well, that's supposed to be our finisher right there

[12:52:53] Supposed to be our finisher, bro. Yeah, I'm gonna change title right now 98 and 0

[12:52:58] easy business

[12:53:00] easy business

[12:53:03] Done

[12:53:05] I'm lost a single match

[12:53:08] easiest streak of

[12:53:10] Fortnite life

[12:53:12] Why don't they let you emote while you're like waiting? Come on. I should be

[12:53:18] Fortnite dancing on them. Come on. Oh man that was good. That was good. Luna are you

[12:53:24] impressed? We got another Vic Roy. That was our 98th Vic Roy. You impressed? Come on

[12:53:31] say yes. Come on.

[12:53:42] Hehehehehehe

[12:53:45] Woooo!

[12:53:46] I like that. I like that.

[12:53:51] When Bro peaked his head out I was really worried because I didn't know if he had a sniper

[12:53:53] and he like one shot me in the face.

[12:53:57] Thank god that was not the case.

[12:54:00] Thank...

[12:54:01] Goodness.

[12:54:03] That that was not actually the case.

[12:54:06] Phew!

[12:54:08] I'm still getting used to the sniper.

[12:54:09] I was close. I was close to getting a few shots.

[12:54:12] See now that it's got to be like look that was a little too high, right? Let me see if I get the head

[12:54:18] I'm focusing on some heads

[12:54:20] Bro how?

[12:54:22] Hey, that was 275

[12:54:26] That's 275 damn thank your bus driver

[12:54:32] I think that I think bus driver

[12:54:36] Okay

[12:54:38] So where do we go now? Why don't we try this little spot since it's undiscovered. I like

[12:54:46] the train dude. The train is so cool. I like the EMP thing too. Hey game's glitched up.

[12:54:58] Game is a little glitched up. Can you fight somebody in the sky if you're close up to

[12:55:02] We're gonna let you do that.

[12:55:06] We're heading into the mountains!

[12:55:09] Gah, goo goo, Gah!

[12:55:11] Into the mountains!

[12:55:16] Alright.

[12:55:18] Can't lose our streak.

[12:55:19] Let's do it.

[12:55:25] What the heck is that?

[12:55:27] I don't think we want that, right?

[12:55:29] I mean, I'll take it.

[12:55:30] I don't think we want it.

[12:55:32] I'll take that, though.

[12:55:37] Okay, I did hear somebody, so it's a little unnerving.

[12:55:44] Does this thing actually damage people, or does it do that thing where it just, like,

[12:55:49] moves you?

[12:55:50] Moves you away?

[12:55:51] Oh, shoot.

[12:55:52] Nah.

[12:55:53] Somebody's, like, way too close to me.

[12:55:54] I don't like that.

[12:55:55] Somebody's way too close to me, bro.

[12:55:57] Oh, shoot.

[12:55:58] He's, like, right there.

[12:56:00] It doesn't do anything, bro. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. It doesn't do anything. Oh

[12:56:07] My god get in the window. Oh

[12:56:11] My god, hey, oh, no

[12:56:14] Hey, oh, no

[12:56:16] We're out of there

[12:56:19] It's coming out one of these windows guaranteed gross predictable guaranteed

[12:56:24] Where's he at? We're backing away slowly? Keeping our composure? And just like that? We are stealth. We are gone.

[12:56:39] gone.

[12:56:40] The girl has no clue.

[12:56:43] Now I could kill...

[12:56:45] What the heck are those things?

[12:56:48] Damn, he got away.

[12:56:58] What about the dude that was in here?

[12:57:01] I'm a little worried.

[12:57:03] Now we could be the box.

[12:57:05] Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[12:57:07] Let's get over there.

[12:57:09] Let's get over there.

[12:57:10] No shield.

[12:57:11] We don't need it.

[12:57:12] We don't need it.

[12:57:13] Oh, he took off.

[12:57:17] He didn't want any of this.

[12:57:19] Okay, I think somebody's trying to shoot at me.

[12:57:25] Oh no.

[12:57:27] Oh no.

[12:57:28] Oh no.

[12:57:29] What the heck is that?

[12:57:33] Is that a dude?

[12:57:36] Yeah, damn, bro, what are you doing?

[12:57:41] He had me nervous.

[12:57:43] I don't know what he was doing.

[12:57:45] I bamboozled him.

[12:57:46] Thank God.

[12:57:47] Here, we'll take all this.

[12:57:50] We'll take all that.

[12:57:52] We gotta power up after that.

[12:57:55] I've got a massive kill.

[12:57:57] Is that the llama?

[12:58:02] Hey, let's go for the llama.

[12:58:05] How many bullets is it gonna take?

[12:58:07] I feel like I'm not gonna...

[12:58:09] be able to kill it.

[12:58:11] Oh, it's not like that long anymore, where it like runs away.

[12:58:14] Cool, cool.

[12:58:17] Okay...

[12:58:20] EMP Shield Breaker?

[12:58:24] Let's go!

[12:58:29] I like those.

[12:58:30] They're good, they're good.

[12:58:32] Here, let's put it over here.

[12:58:34] there. What is this again? Ah, we'll take it. I actually really like this one. I enjoyed

[12:58:42] this gun. It was nice. It was nice to be able to get a headshot with it. Okay. Action?

[12:58:49] There's some action over here. We're gonna have our EMP shield breaker ready for deployment.

[12:59:01] probably came to top here.

[12:59:13] I'm in the, yeah, I'm in, I'm in within the zone here, the storm zone.

[12:59:27] That's all that noise.

[12:59:34] The chest.

[12:59:39] Ooh la la.

[12:59:43] Got some, okay, yeah let's eat that right now.

[12:59:49] Eat that right now.

[12:59:53] Get some of this ammo.

[12:59:56] Chilling. Chilling. Any other chests? What about this box? A banana? Does the banana

[13:00:14] give you a shield? Whoa whoa whoa whoa I'm not trying to I'm not trying to use that

[13:00:17] God damn.

[13:00:18] It does not, okay.

[13:00:25] Okay!

[13:00:31] Nothing good.

[13:00:32] But we did get some ammo, which is nice.

[13:00:36] And I do hear another one behind this door, I think.

[13:00:39] Oh, there it is.

[13:00:42] A full shield?

[13:00:43] Nah, we're not going to waste it.

[13:00:45] We don't need the goddamn box.

[13:00:50] 90's good, 90's good.

[13:00:51] I can live with 90.

[13:00:53] Ooh, some action over there.

[13:00:55] Let's go see.

[13:00:58] I want to eliminate some people, man.

[13:01:03] Oh my God.

[13:01:04] We'll get the full, the full thing right here.

[13:01:08] Perfect.

[13:01:08] Done.

[13:01:10] I don't have a shotgun, but I think it'll be fine.

[13:01:15] where's the shooting happening oh I see it I see it did he kill somebody he sees

[13:01:30] me we got to go we were not meant to be seen bro but I am going in hot

[13:01:45] who's closer?

[13:01:50] bro of course it gets dark in fortnite

[13:01:55] right as i'm about to land here bro

[13:01:58] damn

[13:02:00] look at them, look at these two

[13:02:02] look at these two

[13:02:08] who's gonna win this one bro?

[13:02:15] Hey, where are you running to?

[13:02:25] Hell no. Hell no, we had to do it to him.

[13:02:29] I'm sorry, I can only spectate for so long, man.

[13:02:33] We had to do it to you.

[13:02:38] Hey, they got- Oh, shoot, we gotta go! We're not even in the zone part.

[13:02:53] I'm outta here. Imagine. Definitely somebody was watching them. They're like, hmm, should

[13:03:01] Should I kill him now?

[13:03:03] Should I be the one?

[13:03:05] Hey, who's rustling in these bushes?

[13:03:10] I swear I heard somebody rustling in the bushes, man.

[13:03:16] Go, go, go, go, go.

[13:03:21] Any more action?

[13:03:22] I'm ready for the action.

[13:03:24] Oh yeah, we gotta finish reloading this.

[13:03:27] Would it mind a little more ammo for it? What the heck is this thing? We could ship it?

[13:03:39] Somebody's gonna come.

[13:03:43] And there's this.

[13:03:50] More ammo.

[13:03:57] Ooh, that was close.

[13:04:04] Hey, that was actually close, man.

[13:04:07] You almost had me.

[13:04:08] EMP stealth camo.

[13:04:09] Do you want that?

[13:04:10] Do we need that?

[13:04:11] Yeah, I'm gonna do this.

[13:04:17] Let's get more of that shield on us.

[13:04:18] Oh no, there was a mini right there.

[13:04:20] Damn it.

[13:04:21] Okay, let's take that too.

[13:04:24] And the shield breaker, bro.

[13:04:26] easy easy so what does this do oh my god any time hold on hold on yeah I'll take

[13:04:41] that I'll take that instead 25 seconds god damn it if somebody is making up a

[13:04:46] whole chaotic thing in that house

[13:04:51] Hold on, we don't want this here, we want this here.

[13:05:01] Okay, we're going to move in slow.

[13:05:09] Is that him?

[13:05:13] Where did he go?

[13:05:16] Did he go inside of the house?

[13:05:18] I think bro was gone.

[13:05:21] We're gonna chill right here away for him.

[13:05:28] He's in that house.

[13:05:32] What's bro doing in the house?

[13:05:37] He's gonna have to move eventually for the, because the storm thing.

[13:05:42] And then we will strike.

[13:05:47] I mean, the AI might just be able to kill him, though.

[13:05:58] I think they did.

[13:06:00] No, I hear him.

[13:06:05] He in there.

[13:06:12] I'm moving up this mountain slowly.

[13:06:14] I see him.

[13:06:15] I had to do it to you.

[13:06:20] I'm so sorry.

[13:06:21] I'm so sorry.

[13:06:22] I know you worked so hard trying to defeat those AI, but it is what it is.

[13:06:28] What is this?

[13:06:34] Mountain keycard.

[13:06:35] For one of the big safes, like this thing?

[13:06:40] Ooh, ooh, I guess we could use this.

[13:06:51] Three shots?

[13:06:52] Okay, okay.

[13:06:54] Dude, 44 ammo?

[13:06:57] Hmm.

[13:06:59] Hmm.

[13:07:01] Not good enough, man.

[13:07:04] Man, I don't have, like, my good weapons.

[13:07:07] Where's the... Where's the legendary weapons at?

[13:07:11] Oh, God, what the frick is that noise?

[13:07:14] Who's out here?

[13:07:17] Let's go this way.

[13:07:24] So far, we're chillin'.

[13:07:25] Oh, no.

[13:07:28] They're going my ankles.

[13:07:31] I didn't know there was gonna be, like, a fall that deep.

[13:07:34] Okay.

[13:07:44] We creep slowly back into line.

[13:07:48] I always forget that this fall damage, like literally, right?

[13:07:56] With that you can reveal where is going to be the next, what the map, the mountain key

[13:08:00] map?

[13:08:01] Is that what that was?

[13:08:02] that was? I mean I don't really care where the where the next one would be. What's in

[13:08:06] that thing? What's in the house? Hey I think I saw somebody up there. Hold up, hold up,

[13:08:14] hold up. What the heck is that? Oh I know what that is. Okay we got it. That's to get

[13:08:20] up there, right? I think I saw somebody. Shotgunned? Hey, had to be up there. Had to be up there.

[13:08:37] Somebody got blasted in the face in that house. Okay, what are we looking for here? We got...

[13:08:45] I mean, I want to mark my center point so I know where to go in case the zone starts

[13:08:52] closing in.

[13:08:53] I want to know where I'm going.

[13:08:54] I feel like I might be able to catch somebody off this thing right here.

[13:09:10] You get a free legendary mythic weapon up there.

[13:09:12] What the heck is that noise?

[13:09:17] Yeah, but at what cost, right?

[13:09:18] I feel like everybody's there right now.

[13:09:21] It's going to be, it's dicey, it's dicey to go up there.

[13:09:26] Look what the heck was that?

[13:09:28] What was that?

[13:09:32] Somebody in there?

[13:09:33] Yeah, let's go this way.

[13:09:35] Maybe there's something in this house, maybe we're going to find a legendary in this house.

[13:09:40] Oh, somebody was already here.

[13:09:47] Okay.

[13:09:48] Okay.

[13:09:49] Eh.

[13:09:50] I don't hear any gunshots and I kind of want to go where the action is, so just in case

[13:09:58] nobody is up there, I also don't want to get shotguned by opening up some random door and

[13:10:03] somebody's like crouched behind it, just waiting for prey.

[13:10:07] I feel like that's the scenario that's... that's happening up there.

[13:10:11] That's why I saw somebody got...

[13:10:13] killed with a shotgun.

[13:10:14] Had to be that, dude.

[13:10:16] Bro went up there all willy-nilly.

[13:10:18] Damn, what's with this fall damage?

[13:10:20] Ha ha ha, bro.

[13:10:22] Give me some of that good stuff.

[13:10:25] Give me some of that good stuff.

[13:10:26] Ayo, the animation is so much better for the health kit now.

[13:10:32] So much better. Was that a person?

[13:10:33] Listen, whoever is in that house is going to have to leave anyway, so we'll catch them.

[13:10:41] Super low on ammo.

[13:10:47] Somebody died over there.

[13:10:51] I feel like they're going to be coming down.

[13:10:55] We might be able to catch them.

[13:10:57] Maybe.

[13:10:58] Big maybe.

[13:11:01] up some of the maybe I want to be swimming around I see somebody wait that's not a real

[13:11:18] person is it that that was a real person right there where they're gonna see each

[13:11:23] other hold on I'm here oh my god it's a real person bro we're in solos though how

[13:11:28] Are they- are they working together?

[13:11:29] There you go.

[13:11:38] Oh my god, we got him.

[13:11:41] I don't think this guy has any clue.

[13:11:50] I don't think he has any clue.

[13:11:51] Should we just- should we just go fight him?

[13:11:53] I'll throw out my MP.

[13:11:55] Blast him.

[13:11:56] I need the ammo.

[13:11:58] why am I not hitting anything bro oh no oh my god too close I wasn't hitting

[13:12:14] anything bro come on quickly eat the hilt kit eat the health kit did my

[13:12:26] Why did he not do a single thing by the way?

[13:12:29] Because...

[13:12:30] Hold on, we are definitely upgrading our weapon.

[13:12:34] Hey yo, this guy had good ones.

[13:12:37] This guy had the good stuff.

[13:12:39] Hold on, let me eat some of this.

[13:12:42] I've had four of them.

[13:12:45] Damn!

[13:12:46] Cover off Sniper Rifle.

[13:12:48] Okay, so we can use that.

[13:12:50] And then...

[13:12:53] I guess we'll trade up this one.

[13:12:54] Iron Warrior, I'll take that, and then...

[13:12:58] Bro, I like to take my time while I'm shoppin' for weapons here.

[13:13:01] I'm tryin' to get the... Oh, I'm full on ammo?

[13:13:03] Thank God.

[13:13:04] Okay, so what do we want?

[13:13:05] Oh, yeah, we want the AR.

[13:13:08] Oh, my God.

[13:13:09] Okay, we're done.

[13:13:10] We're done shopping.

[13:13:11] Jesus Christ, bro!

[13:13:14] Oh, I forgot I had the EMP, too!

[13:13:15] Stealth EMP.

[13:13:16] Wait, there's two people left?

[13:13:17] No way.

[13:13:20] No way.

[13:13:22] There's no way there's two people left, bro.

[13:13:24] Oh my god. I'm probably gonna die in this mountain thing.

[13:13:28] Hold on. Let me do this real quick.

[13:13:32] There's no way.

[13:13:36] This is in case. I'll have another one to go full, right? There we go. Good enough. Good enough.

[13:13:40] Oh, please get up there. Okay.

[13:13:44] And then we do this, and then we find this last person for another

[13:13:48] big Roy. Let's go.

[13:13:52] Let's go, and then we're gonna add to it right here, right now.

[13:13:56] Get the AR.

[13:13:58] Okay, we gotta be careful.

[13:13:59] Bro's gonna shoot us in the back, most likely.

[13:14:02] How long does the stealth last for?

[13:14:04] Is it indefinite until somebody shoots at us?

[13:14:06] Let's just use it.

[13:14:08] What does it matter, right?

[13:14:10] I'd rather be unseen.

[13:14:12] How long does it last for?

[13:14:13] I think it's indefinite.

[13:14:17] Oh my god, there he is.

[13:14:18] Bro, we know where he is.

[13:14:20] Let's go get him.

[13:14:23] You know exactly where this dude- oh no, it's running out.

[13:14:25] So there is a thing to it.

[13:14:27] There is a thing to it.

[13:14:29] Oh, he killed- he killed a bunch of people over here.

[13:14:35] So we gotta be careful.

[13:14:39] Bro killed a bunch of people over here.

[13:14:45] Is that him?

[13:14:46] Is the yellow ring him?

[13:14:48] Is he targeted?

[13:14:53] He is right. He's somewhere over there. Is that what's happening?

[13:15:03] Oh my god, hold up, hold up EMP. Hold up. I

[13:15:11] Don't know what this guy is

[13:15:15] Okay, I see him

[13:15:18] Hold on, do we do the thing?

[13:15:26] We just got to go for him.

[13:15:32] He may have seen me.

[13:15:35] Oh, he saw me, alright.

[13:15:42] Oh, no, bro, snipe me.

[13:15:49] Bro, snipe me.

[13:15:52] We're going for the rock.

[13:15:55] We're going for the rock, bro.

[13:16:00] Oh, there he is.

[13:16:04] Oh, there he is.

[13:16:12] No! Good shots!

[13:16:16] No, bro, no!

[13:16:18] FISHY!

[13:16:20] FISHY K. FISHY, oh hell no.

[13:16:22] Oh hell no.

[13:16:24] Hell no!

[13:16:27] He managed to do it to us.

[13:16:28] God damn.

[13:16:30] I know, that's why I ran away from the car. It was about to blow up.

[13:16:33] I had to skedaddle. I had to skadoodle. Oh my god. Oh

[13:16:52] My god

[13:16:55] We'll find a match Jesus man

[13:16:57] I

[13:17:02] Want to be that kid in real life Luna did you did you see that did you see that?

[13:17:11] Bruh, she is not impressed with that kill

[13:17:15] Bro grappled me and then got up way too close. I didn't know that's what he was doing. I didn't know that was part of the game plan

[13:17:22] Went full-on grapple

[13:17:24] Just hooked on to me and then got way too close.

[13:17:28] It was with a shotgun, right?

[13:17:30] Dude got me with a shotgun.

[13:17:32] Damn it.

[13:17:33] Damn it.

[13:17:34] And then I just started spraying and praying.

[13:17:36] Good lord.

[13:17:37] Alright, revenge time.

[13:17:39] Let's go.

[13:17:41] Revenge time.

[13:17:44] She looks like she saw thousands of those kills.

[13:17:48] She might have.

[13:17:49] She might have.

[13:17:50] She might have.

[13:17:51] Hey, bro's about to play Mario Kart.

[13:18:04] Yeah, I want to go to Blue Mode.

[13:18:10] I want to lock in at Blue Mode.

[13:18:18] Let's do it, let's do it.

[13:18:37] And then of course I always have the default dance too.

[13:18:40] Always have the default dance.

[13:18:42] Alright, where have we not yet explored?

[13:18:45] I guess over here, whatever that is.

[13:18:47] Maybe we go to the, what is that called?

[13:18:49] What is that place called?

[13:18:51] Fencing Fields?

[13:18:52] Ayo, I thought that said something else for a second.

[13:18:54] I thought that said, uh...

[13:18:57] Fing Fields.

[13:18:58] Alright, let's do it!

[13:19:02] Let's do it!

[13:19:03] We're locking in!

[13:19:05] This is our Vic Roy right here.

[13:19:08] Man, we almost had that dude.

[13:19:10] The game plan was solid.

[13:19:12] There was just a bit of shakiness in the execution.

[13:19:16] We're gonna get it. I feel like I could raise my sensitivity a little bit now.

[13:19:19] Now that we got used to the game, like the mechanics and all that, here, we might as well do it while we're going in.

[13:19:28] Uhhh...

[13:19:30] Hey, this is a nice place.

[13:19:33] This is a nice place!

[13:19:34] Damn. I don't want this one. But I'll take that gun. Something. Oh, I do hear a chest

[13:19:56] somewhere. It'll be down there. Okay. Let's do this. And this. Yeah. I'll keep the the

[13:20:18] empty thing. Oh, I could use the two. I totally could use it. You know what? I'm

[13:20:23] I'm done with the shotguns, I mean the snipers.

[13:20:26] I'm so done with it.

[13:20:28] Useless.

[13:20:30] For now, anyway.

[13:20:31] I'd rather have a better one.

[13:20:35] Cha-ching!

[13:20:36] Damn, OK.

[13:20:46] Damn, OK.

[13:20:50] Nah, I don't need that.

[13:20:52] Not yet, anyway, not yet.

[13:20:56] Right above me?

[13:20:58] Ballistic shield.

[13:21:00] Excuse me?

[13:21:08] Holy smokes.

[13:21:12] Pro-tried.

[13:21:16] Holy smokes.

[13:21:17] OK, like I said, sensitivity.

[13:21:19] We can raise it a little bit.

[13:21:21] a little bit from the four to like a seven from the four to like a seven bro

[13:21:29] That's about it aim down sights is fine

[13:21:32] Yeah, this feels all right. It's still a little fast, but

[13:21:37] It's fine

[13:21:40] Let's go get some guys

[13:21:46] They're all over there can we do this to one of them

[13:21:49] What the heck is that, bro? Oh, it's just gonna land there.

[13:21:54] Wait, that's a thing. Oh my god.

[13:21:59] That's a thing.

[13:22:03] Ha ha ha ha ha!

[13:22:14] Jesus, I'll take it.

[13:22:32] My god, the fact that the game made you spectate now when you're readying up is so good.

[13:22:37] It's so good I have a game.

[13:22:40] Trolling them hard.

[13:22:43] That's it for the... okay.

[13:22:47] I guess I'll take this back.

[13:22:48] It wasn't that bad.

[13:22:51] Bro, there is action down here.

[13:22:53] I want part of it.

[13:22:54] Oh, let's reload.

[13:22:56] But I want part of it.

[13:22:57] Let's go.

[13:22:58] Uh, I guess we could do this.

[13:23:03] Goddamn.

[13:23:04] Goddamn.

[13:23:17] Interesting.

[13:23:18] I'll take it.

[13:23:24] What the heck?

[13:23:26] Shotgun, shotgun and rifle is all I need.

[13:23:30] Let's just go with this.

[13:23:31] Let's just go with this.

[13:23:32] Let's go get more elms! Let's go, let's go! We solid. I'll find some blue shields on

[13:23:41] the people. On the people that I killed. Wait, this is a shotgun? Oh my. Oh my goodness.

[13:23:54] I don't have any, oh, but what about I got to reload Jesus

[13:24:01] Get him so dead, bro. He's so dead

[13:24:07] Wait, hey, you're not supposed to shoot at me calm down

[13:24:13] Get that guy too kind of a waste but it is with us. Hey, right you ran away from it. Oh my god

[13:24:24] Placing ammo over here.

[13:24:29] Eat the radish.

[13:24:34] Eat the radish.

[13:24:38] Nice.

[13:24:42] Yeah, I'm gonna need all this ammo.

[13:24:46] So I'm gonna win this one.

[13:24:48] Okay, I don't want two shotguns though.

[13:24:50] I don't like that.

[13:24:51] I don't need it.

[13:24:52] I don't want it.

[13:24:53] What's over here?

[13:24:59] There's like people close by. I want to go kill them. Let's go. Let's go. Nice. We got some ammo.

[13:25:05] Nice ammo for the for the launcher too. I

[13:25:09] Think they were fighting at the house. Huh radish. Hold on. I got a radish. Oh

[13:25:17] My god, I did not mean to do that. I do not want to die either. I

[13:25:20] I don't know where that launcher is going, but I don't want to be anywhere near it

[13:25:28] Well, I just shot myself with it. Jesus, that's crazy. Okay, I thought

[13:25:34] Someone shooting at me. Oh

[13:25:37] My goodness, bro, you can't be doing that

[13:25:42] It's too much, bro, maybe we'll go in with this

[13:25:50] Damn.

[13:25:52] Oh my god, it's a thing.

[13:25:57] Hold on, I kinda want this.

[13:26:05] I kinda want it though, for that full shield.

[13:26:10] You need a chance to reload, yeah?

[13:26:16] One chance, one chance.

[13:26:19] He's not giving me the chance!

[13:26:23] Can I get through him?

[13:26:29] Can I do this?

[13:26:34] There's no way he knows. There's no way he knows Ram.

[13:26:41] We're going up on this guy.

[13:26:43] There's no way he knew, bro.

[13:26:51] There's no way.

[13:26:53] Hold on, I need something other than a shotgun.

[13:26:57] Thunderburst SMG?

[13:26:59] I'll take that.

[13:27:01] What the heck is this thing?

[13:27:02] A shield fish!

[13:27:03] Where is everyone?

[13:27:09] I hear the shooting, but...

[13:27:11] I see, I see now, I see now.

[13:27:20] Oh, hell.

[13:27:27] Damn, okay.

[13:27:30] Okay!

[13:27:32] We're doing the thing.

[13:27:33] We laying down ground.

[13:27:36] And there's even more over there.

[13:27:41] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[13:27:48] We're gonna EMP our way.

[13:27:55] Go, go, go.

[13:27:58] Soldier out.

[13:27:59] Wait, where does this do that?

[13:28:01] The one that was on the hill.

[13:28:04] Oh, I see him.

[13:28:07] I see him.

[13:28:09] I'm going to wait.

[13:28:23] I had to ruin the party man.

[13:28:25] I had to do it.

[13:28:28] Goddamn.

[13:28:29] Alright.

[13:28:30] Um, auto shotgun, we don't need.

[13:28:36] The Striker AR.

[13:28:37] I prefer that.

[13:28:38] Let's do that.

[13:28:39] Nice, hey, that's a good weapon right there. That's a good weapon. Okay

[13:28:45] Locked and loaded for reloading this one. Dude. We got oh my god. I should have blasted them with one of these

[13:28:52] Totally should have blasted them with one of these

[13:28:56] Okay, and now

[13:29:03] And now we try to find more action, let's see we can get like up to 30 elements here. Yeah

[13:29:09] We have time, we have time.

[13:29:11] Just enough people for me to do it.

[13:29:18] What the heck?

[13:29:19] Oh, the shockwave grenade? Hell no.

[13:29:25] I'm gonna have this out just in case I need to like...

[13:29:27] go in biz real quick.

[13:29:31] Cause somebody's like lurking around here.

[13:29:39] We could blast some of it later just so you know yeah I will I will.

[13:29:44] Is that footsteps right here? Or is that my own footsteps?

[13:29:49] Damn! Turbo!

[13:29:54] We go there. Oh my god watch out Tree. Watch out Tree!

[13:30:00] I'll be blocking my way.

[13:30:05] Damn, and just like that.

[13:30:13] I don't want anybody seeing me right now.

[13:30:16] I want them to be like, where'd he go?

[13:30:18] In case somebody was watching me.

[13:30:20] There's somebody over here?

[13:30:22] Is that what the yellow triangles are for? Or circles or whatever?

[13:30:26] What are those two gold circles for?

[13:30:30] Where are the trains?

[13:30:32] The landmines?

[13:30:35] What the heck is it?

[13:30:42] Oh, there's a policy.

[13:30:45] Oh, hell no. We gotta go this way.

[13:30:47] We gotta go this way. There's a person over there.

[13:30:50] Oh, hell no, Broadway Invisible.

[13:30:53] Hell no. Oh, I see him too.

[13:30:56] We gotta go. I saw that dude.

[13:31:00] I got two seconds until mine.

[13:31:02] Run!

[13:31:04] Run!

[13:31:10] Ain't no way he knows where I'm going.

[13:31:12] Ain't no way.

[13:31:16] Little game of cat and mouse over here.

[13:31:18] There you go.

[13:31:24] What the heck was that?

[13:31:26] Oh my god, bro!

[13:31:28] Where you at? Where are you at?

[13:31:33] Goddamn! Somebody's like, shoot me so- I have no idea where anybody is. That's not really fair.

[13:31:46] That's not really fair now, is it? I don't know where anybody is.

[13:31:49] Hell no, we're not playing that.

[13:31:51] Mmm, let's reload.

[13:31:57] Regroup.

[13:31:59] Without being seen, find out where everyone is.

[13:32:04] Because who was shooting like those little, those mini bombs, those mini explosives at

[13:32:09] me?

[13:32:10] What do you think it is?

[13:32:16] Oh, there's somebody right there.

[13:32:20] There's somebody right there. Hold on. Hold on. I have an idea. Can we target him?

[13:32:28] Right there, bro.

[13:32:32] Let's see what happens. Somebody go in Kaboom.

[13:32:38] Oh! Where'd he go? Who's the other dude shooting? Maybe we can get him. Oh, I see

[13:32:46] you, bro. Let's see if we get him. And then there's this guy over here again. Easy target.

[13:33:02] I'm out of here. Causing too much attention to myself. Oh, hell no.

[13:33:16] And we're gone. Just like that. Just like that, we're out of there.

[13:33:23] Bro's too freaky with it. I don't know where he is, what he's doing, but bro's a little too freaky with it.

[13:33:28] We need to create some distance. I'm better with distance.

[13:33:32] I don't like the up close fights.

[13:33:36] Is this reloaded? Let's reload it. Might be able to shoot the car.

[13:33:46] It doesn't, it didn't get destroyed?

[13:33:50] Can we do it again?

[13:33:54] Bro, how?

[13:33:59] How?

[13:34:00] How did that not get destroyed?

[13:34:06] Oh, shoot!

[13:34:09] Where's the Xagin?

[13:34:12] He has no idea.

[13:34:13] Bro has no idea.

[13:34:15] Bro has zero clue. Hold on. We're gonna sit right here. We're gonna sit tight figure out where this dude is

[13:34:22] Okay, hold on hold on and then we get him

[13:34:31] Yeah, that's what I thought bro

[13:34:37] More shooting up there. Hold on if this guy has a blue shield on him, that would be nice

[13:34:40] Give me some ammo.

[13:34:44] Get that.

[13:34:45] Let's get the good stuff.

[13:34:47] Some shooting going on over here.

[13:34:50] Let me reload this.

[13:34:58] Oh.

[13:35:00] Ah, too far away.

[13:35:06] Too far away.

[13:35:09] Too far away.

[13:35:10] I don't know why this truck is following me. What the heck?

[13:35:14] When the AI truck follows you, bro.

[13:35:21] How are you not dead? I was about to say.

[13:35:25] Oh god. Oh no. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is my time.

[13:35:33] Oh!

[13:35:36] He knew!

[13:35:38] He knew!

[13:35:39] Report player cheating.

[13:35:43] GG. Holy smokes dude.

[13:35:47] And because of the medallions you see those yellow circles on the map it shows the area where a person with it is.

[13:35:53] Oh, okay good to know, good to know. So that means people knew where I was since I had the medallions, right?

[13:36:00] Woo! That was close. That was a good one. That was a good one.

[13:36:04] Bro, he knew. He knew exactly where I was.

[13:36:09] Okay, let's go again. Let's go again. Do it again, do it again.

[13:36:31] Read the first message? What's the first message?

[13:36:33] Why doesn't it take me to it? It's so annoying. Oh, here we go. There's a few bosses on the map. After you kill them, you get a medallion.

[13:36:41] Oh, there reveals the location and recovers you 50 shields. And, uh, you can also open the storage in the match with them.

[13:36:48] Oh, so that's how you get them now, huh? That's how you get them now, huh?

[13:36:55] Laydown with Luna? I do all the time. Usually when she's on the bed, though.

[13:36:59] Excuse me.

[13:37:12] I'm sure you don't have that, do you?

[13:37:15] I'm sure you don't have that, do you?

[13:37:26] I'm sure you don't have this one, do you?

[13:37:28] Not on the wheel anyway. Hell no. Hell no, you don't have this one.

[13:37:36] Fortnite goofiness. Okay. Where are we headed to?

[13:37:50] Like I said, I want to go where there's a lot of action, man.

[13:37:55] I'm just gonna go down like somewhere in the middle here. I'm sure we're gonna find people.

[13:38:07] In a way they had the default emote on the wheel. They didn't strategize like I did.

[13:38:15] No way they had it.

[13:38:20] He was big and strong in something, something gold.

[13:38:25] What did I get?

[13:38:26] That's not too bad.

[13:38:27] I hear somebody and I don't know.

[13:38:29] Oh my gosh, bro.

[13:38:31] I have a weapon, bro.

[13:38:37] I have a weapon, bro.

[13:38:38] What's the heck?

[13:38:41] Hell no.

[13:38:43] I have a weapon, bro.

[13:38:50] BOOM!

[13:38:54] Wow!

[13:38:57] What the?

[13:39:04] He was big and strong and something, something, something.

[13:39:09] What was he thinking about?

[13:39:11] I mean, he didn't have a weapon. I got lucky.

[13:39:13] Got one on burst landing.

[13:39:15] Through a chest too, so he was even more lucky.

[13:39:17] lucky because you never know what you're gonna get in the chest. It could have just been like

[13:39:21] some health kits. And then we would have to harvest tool to the death. I don't want to

[13:39:31] go on the train this time. I don't want to know what shenanigans are being done on the

[13:39:36] Yeah, yeah, what the heck is this place poster and

[13:39:52] Let's get it. I hear it. Oh my god 50 shield. Let's go. I

[13:39:59] I like that they do it over time now too so you get it right away.

[13:40:08] Hey, let's buy it.

[13:40:12] That one honey.

[13:40:14] That one honey.

[13:40:25] He's definitely in this house, bro.

[13:40:29] Oh, he's there! He's on top!

[13:40:31] Hell no.

[13:40:38] Hell no, bro.

[13:40:47] Hell no, bro.

[13:40:49] Wait, that does damage? What the heck?

[13:40:58] Nah, you come to me.

[13:41:02] Sick of you. You come to me.

[13:41:04] Yeah, what are you gonna do, bro?

[13:41:08] What are you gonna do, bro?

[13:41:09] Yeah, and now he's getting shot at over there.

[13:41:13] Deserved!

[13:41:15] Totally deserved.

[13:41:16] Except somebody with a truck is right here. Jesus Christ, homie. Chill! Chill!

[13:41:26] I can't.

[13:41:33] Hell no.

[13:41:37] We almost had him too, bro! We almost had him!

[13:41:40] Bro had that freaking green assault rifle. Unbelievable.

[13:41:46] She unbelievable almost hit him with that

[13:41:53] Show up for the headshot we go again we go again

[13:42:02] We go again

[13:42:05] We were so close broke

[13:42:08] We were so close

[13:42:11] My god, I need my blue shield to go up a little bit

[13:42:16] I wonder if I jump. I think if I jumped I had him. Probably should have done a jump shot right there with a hadder.

[13:42:21] Thousand percent. Thousand percent.

[13:42:25] Alright everyone, I call this one Ombunga.

[13:42:55] I miss a bunga, never thought a bunga would be missed.

[13:43:20] All right, thank the bus driver.

[13:43:25] And let's just go to this village.

[13:43:27] Like I said, I want to be in the action.

[13:43:30] I don't like dude.

[13:43:31] I got someone lucky with a freaking sub machine guns.

[13:43:35] Our lane.

[13:43:37] Garbo.

[13:43:38] Garbo.

[13:43:40] We need an assault rifle or a shotgun.

[13:43:44] One of the two.

[13:43:46] Let's see if we can find her over here.

[13:43:50] Wait, we can land on the train though, bro.

[13:43:57] Let's go to the exit of the train.

[13:44:00] I like that idea.

[13:44:01] Go, go, go, go, go.

[13:44:03] Bro, go.

[13:44:04] We here.

[13:44:05] We are ready for it.

[13:44:07] Oh my god.

[13:44:09] Heyo.

[13:44:10] Hit stop.

[13:44:11] Heyo, what the- Oh no.

[13:44:16] Oh my god, we almost had to make it.

[13:44:18] Back chest?

[13:44:19] Oh my god.

[13:44:25] Search?

[13:44:26] Oh my god.

[13:44:28] Wait, wait, the train has the good stuff, man.

[13:44:33] Train has the good stuff.

[13:44:34] And then this thing is unlocking, right?

[13:44:37] Let's go.

[13:44:38] What?

[13:44:39] Oh my god.

[13:44:43] So good.

[13:44:47] What do we got? We got an assault rifle and a shotgun.

[13:44:50] That's exactly what I needed.

[13:44:52] We'll float it up, right? Let's go.

[13:44:54] We'll keep the shotgun out.

[13:44:58] We're very close to, uh...

[13:45:03] Wait, it doesn't take me into the storm, does it?

[13:45:06] Not right away, anyway.

[13:45:09] Oh my god!

[13:45:13] All this good stuff. All this good stuff.

[13:45:16] Here, let's just get that.

[13:45:17] Easy.

[13:45:19] Easy 100 HP, 100 shield.

[13:45:22] And then, what is this?

[13:45:26] Running on frenzy shotgun?

[13:45:28] OK, good.

[13:45:28] That's a shotgun.

[13:45:29] And then we have a little SMG thing.

[13:45:32] OK.

[13:45:33] And then we'll keep this.

[13:45:34] Yeah, for now.

[13:45:35] I'll keep it all like this for now.

[13:45:37] We've got the shotgun.

[13:45:40] Let's do it.

[13:45:40] Let's do it with our 100 shields and everything.

[13:45:42] Let's go.

[13:45:42] We're ready to, like, go to Pound Town with us.

[13:45:48] Wait, is that another one?

[13:45:49] What do I hear? Is it on top of the train?

[13:45:55] Oh!

[13:45:55] There are these things!

[13:45:58] Ooh, the handgun!

[13:46:01] The grapple-klinger! I like that.

[13:46:05] I like it, I like it.

[13:46:08] Okay.

[13:46:09] Pit stop!

[13:46:10] I think we're good. I think we're good here.

[13:46:12] I want to get into the action now

[13:46:16] Those good stuff perfect I was first to the train. It was like literally

[13:46:25] Somebody just did the chicken emo

[13:46:28] Ain't no way somebody just did a chicken emo

[13:46:32] Ain't no way somebody just did a chicken emo

[13:46:38] What the heck was that

[13:46:42] Nice, put the poster up, yeah?

[13:46:52] Okie-dokie, we got a little cluster, using on somebody without the shotgun, easy, easy

[13:47:03] business.

[13:47:04] We just need to find some gunfire right now.

[13:47:10] Where am I?

[13:47:11] Oh dude I'm like okay okay we aim this can't aim it where'd they go

[13:47:26] where'd they go

[13:47:29] Damn somebody died already that fast

[13:47:33] Didn't have like a shootout or anything like that. Oh

[13:47:37] I hear him

[13:47:43] Okay, what does that thing do I thought the grappler was supposed to put me onto this guy man. What the heck I

[13:47:51] Thought that's what it's supposed to do. Oh

[13:47:54] My god, bro, I got I got killed in like two shots

[13:47:59] I got killed with like two bullets, man. What the heck?

[13:48:03] All right, last one

[13:48:06] Last one for the day

[13:48:11] You throw it in a sticks of something or someone I'm so done

[13:48:14] Well last time I tried that thing. No, thank you

[13:48:19] No, thank you Luna pass. Thank you very much

[13:48:24] damn

[13:48:26] Jesus Christ. Time flies by. I know! Dude, this is like, the most fun I had in a while.

[13:48:34] Fortnite actually becoming fun is crazy. It's crazy. Now, we do have to finish that

[13:48:39] rat game. Part 2 of the rat game at some point. But I just wanted to throw in some

[13:48:43] Fortnight in the mix here. I'm down to play again. Hey. Hey. Hey, why are you stopping?

[13:49:01] Why are you stopping? Yeah, that's what I thought.

[13:49:08] Yeah.

[13:49:26] Okay!

[13:49:27] Hey, we both were about to do it.

[13:49:30] We were both about to do it

[13:49:36] Go Joe

[13:49:38] Let's just go to fencing fields now. I'm ready. I'm ready to

[13:49:41] Straight up eliminate some people right now 30 Ellen's right here that 30 Ellen challenge right here

[13:49:49] I'm getting it. I'm getting it

[13:49:52] Just give me just give me a single weapon or at the very least make sure they don't have a weapon. I

[13:49:57] I don't mind doing a harvesting tool. Showdown.

[13:50:01] I don't mind it at all, okay?

[13:50:04] Uh...

[13:50:07] What the heck is that?

[13:50:11] Is that a gun? Hey, that's a...

[13:50:13] Oh yeah, that's a big gun. Thank goodness.

[13:50:16] Ooh, with the laser sight?

[13:50:21] With the laser sight?

[13:50:24] Did nobody land here?

[13:50:27] Did nobody really land here?

[13:50:32] Okay, I'm just going for it.

[13:50:36] I want the Elms, I want the Elms. There's like three shots going off right now.

[13:50:40] All in the house? Bro, unnecessary.

[13:50:43] That's not even, bro. I thought that was a guy.

[13:50:50] Unbelievable. What the heck is happening up in this house?

[13:50:53] One in.

[13:50:56] Can you like, do this?

[13:51:03] I'm helping you, bro.

[13:51:11] I'm helping you, bro.

[13:51:16] Wait, there's like a- there's a pool- oh my god!

[13:51:22] There's no way there's the one of them was real the other ones were not real

[13:51:27] Hell no, what the heck was that?

[13:51:30] They crazy they do this

[13:51:35] What time to do this

[13:51:39] They're insane

[13:51:47] Okay, that's got to be a person right they're not gonna show

[13:51:52] Red dots on people that aren't real, right?

[13:51:59] Bro didn't miss a shot! Cheater!

[13:52:01] There's no way. Bro did not miss a shot, man.

[13:52:03] This guy's a little cheater!

[13:52:05] There's no way!

[13:52:08] Oh my god.

[13:52:12] There's no way, bro.

[13:52:13] I remember I have five at least spawned on me and I screamed.

[13:52:18] I was screaming right there.

[13:52:20] Bro got me with the full-on. Full-on tracked me. Like, not a single bullet was missed.

[13:52:27] No, there's no way. There's no way.

[13:52:32] I feel like it reports in and do- like, don't do anything, so I didn't report it.

[13:52:36] Do they actually do something? Does Epicame actually listen to the community?

[13:52:44] You know we gotta do another one since... ran to a cheater, bro.

[13:52:48] bro can't be dealing with that we can't be dealing with that Luna they do

[13:52:58] actually you're kidding me our report the next one that I see that I rarely

[13:53:07] encounter themselves surprised. That was the first one. I'm a savage. I remember that song.

[13:53:37] Let's get it last one last one for sure this time. We're going back to the reckless railways

[13:54:01] Hopefully it'll find and encounter any cheaters

[13:54:11] Let's go

[13:54:13] No more cheaters man. No more cheaters. Come on. I gave that last-due chance to reflect and hopefully make some changes

[13:54:21] But the next one that I see

[13:54:24] I'm reporting without a doubt

[13:54:27] Damn it. I thought there was a chest over there

[13:54:29] I guess we're gonna float back this way.

[13:54:32] Ooh, there's another one. There's another dude right there. Another dude. Hey.

[13:54:37] Oh my god. Oh my god. This ain't no... This ain't no weapon!

[13:54:47] Oh my god. Bro's crazy. Bro's crazy with it. Bro's actually crazy with it.

[13:54:55] hold up I ain't got no weapon bro you got chill with this you got chill still no

[13:55:05] weapon chill oh my god he's like he's he's around here bro I heard the chest in

[13:55:10] there but I don't want to go there just yet as long as we got a weapon oh my god

[13:55:16] please some ammo oh this any good

[13:55:25] Where is he? Where is he? He's in the house bro. Is that a shield? Taking it.

[13:55:36] It's mine. Is he gone? Is he like done for?

[13:55:45] Well, that scared.

[13:55:46] What's going to happen if the train, will the train hit the cart?

[13:55:53] Who the heck is that?

[13:56:04] How am I missing?

[13:56:06] Nah, no way.

[13:56:08] I was about to say, there's no way.

[13:56:12] ooooh

[13:56:15] trains are coming

[13:56:17] trains are coming

[13:56:19] ayyyy they got the epic one

[13:56:22] hold on when he's the epic one it's bad

[13:56:25] yeeeaahhh

[13:56:29] let's go, let's get the good stuff on the train

[13:56:32] the good stuff

[13:56:39] somebody here

[13:56:42] We have to hit him with it.

[13:56:53] We have to hit him with it.

[13:56:56] Bro had all these guns in his arsenal and he did not kill me.

[13:57:00] We have to hit him with it.

[13:57:03] I guess we can do this.

[13:57:06] Sheesh!

[13:57:08] The spam that I was doing, hold on, did this start?

[13:57:14] Or this is the weapons that he got from this?

[13:57:16] Uh, what do we want?

[13:57:18] Hey, all the guns are floating away.

[13:57:20] Oh, let's get the AR! Hey!

[13:57:22] Hey, that's not the AR, is it? Yeah, it is.

[13:57:26] Okay, as long as we got an AR, we got a shotgun.

[13:57:29] Bro, we are set. We are set.

[13:57:33] I don't know what else I need.

[13:57:35] Did they get these two things? Yeah, they did, huh?

[13:57:37] Okay.

[13:57:38] Man, I feel like I'm in Mission Impossible on the string.

[13:57:45] That thing won't hit me, right?

[13:57:47] What are we traveling to?

[13:57:49] Okay, we're going into a new territory, so it's fine.

[13:57:53] It's fine.

[13:57:54] Maybe we'll hear some gunshots.

[13:57:57] Is that it?

[13:58:15] Done.

[13:58:21] Done.

[13:58:26] Can we get a bounty?

[13:58:31] Where they at?

[13:58:35] Oh!

[13:58:36] They over there.

[13:58:41] Ooh.

[13:58:42] Gunshots!

[13:58:43] Let's go towards the gunshots.

[13:58:50] Go go go go go go.

[13:59:10] I don't see anything.

[13:59:19] I'm just getting up close to see what is happening here.

[13:59:25] And why you guys are like, what the heck are you guys?

[13:59:30] Oh my god.

[13:59:33] Oh my god.

[13:59:36] I had to make, I had to play cool right there.

[13:59:48] I was like, oooooh, I'm gonna die.

[13:59:50] Let's get it!

[13:59:53] And then let's get the shotgun too.

[13:59:56] Wait, that's not it.

[13:59:57] What's this gun over here?

[13:59:59] Should we do this for them?

[14:00:00] Should we do that first?

[14:00:01] Put it on that little disrespect.

[14:00:04] SMG.

[14:00:05] What the heck is this gun?

[14:00:07] Oh, the sniper rifle.

[14:00:10] This is a good AR, I like this AR.

[14:00:16] I like this AR.

[14:00:18] There's a good one.

[14:00:20] Damn, we sniped both those L-

[14:00:22] Ooh!

[14:00:25] Let's get that.

[14:00:26] Let's get that for sure.

[14:00:28] All right.

[14:00:30] Is it loaded?

[14:00:31] Is it locked and loaded?

[14:00:34] Mm.

[14:00:39] Let's get out of here.

[14:00:41] Let's get that asca doodle.

[14:00:42] We did lose our shotgun, but I think it's fine.

[14:00:46] I don't think it's fine.

[14:00:47] Kind of want to go back this way.

[14:00:58] Grab a little, uh, grab a little bit of this, use it maybe, right?

[14:01:09] And now we try to find more people.

[14:01:12] We're on the hump.

[14:01:13] I'm going to save one item slot open for, I don't know, Blue Shields, health kit, the

[14:01:24] flipper, maybe a shieldfish.

[14:01:29] Shieldfish is better than, um, ooh it's this thing, bro.

[14:01:36] What does that do?

[14:01:37] What does this do?

[14:01:38] Hold on, let's replace the flipper.

[14:01:43] this I don't know what this does but oh I want to use it so bad I can't wait to

[14:01:50] use it see if we find anybody

[14:01:56] Gunshots!

[14:01:57] They're on my foot.

[14:02:03] Can't be seen.

[14:02:08] Oh man, I think they're dead already.

[14:02:13] Nah, he's over there.

[14:02:16] Nah!

[14:02:17] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[14:02:22] Damn!

[14:02:23] He's a better scope!

[14:02:29] Damn!

[14:02:32] He gone!

[14:02:36] Um...

[14:02:40] It recovers your shields to a wall.

[14:02:46] Mmmmm...

[14:02:51] It recovers your shields to 100 and you can also literally jizz it on your friends.

[14:02:55] Hey, that is amazing.

[14:02:58] When a game allows you to jizz on your friends, that's amazing.

[14:03:04] Oh, hello.

[14:03:08] Why are none of us hitting each other?

[14:03:10] Bro, what is this mechanic?

[14:03:11] What is this mechanic, bro?

[14:03:13] Hell no, let me get the pistol out.

[14:03:16] Hell no! How is he not even hitting me?

[14:03:20] Dude unbelievable. Jumping McJump?

[14:03:24] Unbelievable dude. There's like, actually no way.

[14:03:28] We're both lagging.

[14:03:32] In our defense, we're both lagging.

[14:03:36] Alright, one next.

[14:03:40] I guess.

[14:03:44] Dude, did you see how it like curved? The bullets were curving. What the heck was that?

[14:03:51] I'm sorry how to do go to like that. It's a chicken

[14:03:57] Does it do anything if we catch it wait, what do we do if we catch it?

[14:04:05] What happens if you catch the chicken grab how do you grab it bro?

[14:04:11] How do you grab the chicken?

[14:04:14] How do you grab the chicken?

[14:04:18] Oh my god, is it E?

[14:04:21] Grab F, that's what I've been clicking, bro.

[14:04:24] Grab, grab, grab.

[14:04:26] Hey! I had it.

[14:04:29] Oh my god.

[14:04:31] What do we do with the chicken?

[14:04:35] We could throw the chicken at somebody?

[14:04:38] Does it deal any damage?

[14:04:40] Ooh, I like that shotgun.

[14:04:41] I like that shotgun.

[14:04:42] That shotgun is looking juicy.

[14:04:46] I like that shotgun.

[14:04:47] I might take it over the pistol.

[14:04:50] Yeah, let's do that.

[14:04:52] Because the AR is not trustworthy.

[14:04:54] What the heck was this, bro?

[14:04:55] The AR was totally not trustworthy.

[14:04:58] Disgusting.

[14:05:01] Does the chicken do, like, 300 damage?

[14:05:05] Anywhere on impact?

[14:05:07] Is it set with, like, some TNT?

[14:05:11] What happened to the train?

[14:05:12] Hmm.

[14:05:13] Alright, let's go see, there's only 18 people left.

[14:05:23] Let's go see if we can find anybody.

[14:05:27] For our last game here.

[14:05:30] Ooh, another fizzy, can we stack or no?

[14:05:36] We can't, I mean we, oh, but you can carry multiple of them, okay, okay, that's kind

[14:05:40] cool that's kind of cool maybe hey oh maybe you know what hey oh give me give

[14:05:46] me both of that yeah little strategy what the heck was that

[14:05:55] what the heck was that

[14:06:01] hell no we're out of here

[14:06:10] Noice.

[14:06:17] Who's shooting?

[14:06:26] Oh, they're doing the thing?

[14:06:29] Put the AI?

[14:06:31] Let's see if I can intrude on them.

[14:06:33] I kind of want to intrude on them.

[14:06:41] This activity is higher than it would like to be.

[14:06:49] Where's the real guy at?

[14:06:55] Is this him?

[14:06:57] I don't know who's real.

[14:06:59] There's no way the AR is just shooting each other, right?

[14:07:02] What the heck is going on? Or maybe they are?

[14:07:10] Maybe they are. Holy smokes.

[14:07:20] They are not having it. Oh shoot! Wait. Wait. No, no, no, no, no.

[14:07:26] I ain't going out like this. Not like this. No, no, no, no, no.

[14:07:32] Let's get back. Let's get back on track is the train. No train is gonna take us through the storm, huh? We gotta go this way

[14:07:49] Where's that

[14:07:57] Another one

[14:07:59] bro why is there so many are they actually bad oh shoot I'm gonna oh shoot

[14:08:05] we got to go this way are they like actually bad

[14:08:17] hey

[14:08:20] Is this a Tesla?

[14:08:25] Bro, how do you get it out of here?

[14:08:38] Hold up.

[14:08:39] We've got to get it out of here.

[14:08:43] There we go.

[14:08:48] Whoops.

[14:08:49] Where's the action at?

[14:08:51] I'm trying to find some action right now.

[14:09:02] All I keep finding is like the jizz bottles.

[14:09:04] Oh, shoot.

[14:09:06] Who's this?

[14:09:10] Who's this?

[14:09:14] We do have our sniper and not one, but two Jizz bottles.

[14:09:31] It's awfully quiet.

[14:09:38] A little too quiet.

[14:09:43] We gotta make sure we get into the safe spot over here.

[14:09:56] Okay, okay.

[14:10:04] Okay.

[14:10:05] This should be good enough.

[14:10:11] Ooh, there's a chest over there.

[14:10:17] I think I'm good though.

[14:10:18] I'm trying to find people to fight, but I don't think it was that noise.

[14:10:22] Oh my god, okay.

[14:10:24] Well, hold up.

[14:10:26] Hold up, bro.

[14:10:28] Where are you?

[14:10:29] For what?

[14:10:32] Where are you?

[14:10:33] Bro, definitely sees my hair.

[14:10:40] Where'd he go?

[14:10:49] Bro!

[14:10:57] Yeah!

[14:10:59] Okay!

[14:11:00] Okay, let's use this guy for art. Oh, what? We can't?

[14:11:11] And now we go. You know what? Since it was a little too high, if I'm being perfectly honest,

[14:11:17] we got to drop it to like, let's go five.

[14:11:22] Five.

[14:11:24] It just felt like way too, way too fast for a default. This is good. This is good.

[14:11:30] I like this I like this we got to get out of here now

[14:11:38] huh something's going on down there dude it's dark though it's dark in

[14:11:47] I can't see anything.

[14:12:02] We wait.

[14:12:03] We wait.

[14:12:04] We're almost there.

[14:12:06] Six people left.

[14:12:07] Is that a person?

[14:12:11] Nope.

[14:12:12] It's a bush.

[14:12:16] Golden metal? That means there's somebody here, right?

[14:12:24] We gotta be careful.

[14:12:27] Oh, dude, but the storm is coming in!

[14:12:32] Okay, there's the person, I guess.

[14:12:35] And then there's another guy.

[14:12:38] Which-which guy do we go for? Oh, shoot.

[14:12:40] I'm out of-I'm out of sprint, though.

[14:12:43] This is not good.

[14:12:45] I'm out of sprint.

[14:12:54] We gotta jizz ourselves up.

[14:12:55] Let's go.

[14:12:58] It's only the shield.

[14:12:59] That's not cool.

[14:13:01] Thought it was gonna be more than that.

[14:13:06] I thought it was gonna be way more than that, bro.

[14:13:15] We out of here. This ain't a fair fight.

[14:13:29] Oh my god.

[14:13:35] As long as none of them end up behind me, I think I'm good.

[14:13:46] Yeah, okay, okay, somebody just got eliminated

[14:13:56] Oh my god, it's me in this dude wherever this guy is it's me in this dude. There he is

[14:14:11] That's how we do it

[14:14:15] Oh my god. We really did hit him with it. Let's go! We got it! Our streak is maintained!

[14:14:27] Woo! My god. Yeah, that was fun. That was a lot of fun. Man, Fortnite finally did fun again. Let's go.

[14:14:39] I'm Jack Nelson, had a small job as a park ranger in a state park.

[14:14:43] I was a fire lookout stationed in one of the largest forests in the Pacific Northwest.

[14:14:49] Miles and miles of dense forest managed by the Forestry Service.

[14:14:54] I had a salary that allowed me to make ends meet, but I couldn't afford to treat myself to restaurants,

[14:15:00] nice clothes, etc. Pretty much 90% of the population.

[14:15:06] My biggest accomplishment so far was being able to buy an RV for myself with a lot of

[14:15:12] financial help from my dad.

[14:15:15] That RV was the only sense of home I had at the time.

[14:15:19] This one time I was transferred from one outpost to another because of some official circumstances.

[14:15:26] It was a minor inconvenience to me though since I lived out of my RV and liked traveling.

[14:15:32] I said a few goodbyes, and I was off to the new location.

[14:15:36] It was about a two hour drive.

[14:15:37] That's not so bad.

[14:15:40] Two hours and so bad.

[14:15:42] Oh, shoot.

[14:15:44] We driving up in here.

[14:15:46] We driving. Hold on, let me move my other keyboard.

[14:15:51] Hey, that wasn't an invitation.

[14:15:53] No, no, no, that wasn't an invitation, man.

[14:15:56] Oh, shoot!

[14:15:57] Oh, shoot!

[14:15:58] Hey Luna no no no no no Luna over there hey

[14:16:28] Hey, no, over here, over here, no Luna, over here, come on, come on, you got yourself

[14:16:41] in there, you got yourself out, come on.

[14:16:44] Bro, she's stuck under my desk, hold on, come on, over here, come on.

[14:16:53] Ayo bro, I had to kick her out. Ain't no way.

[14:16:58] Dude, she's gonna drop a lamp or something, man. Ain't no way.

[14:17:02] She about to destroy like, $1,000 piece of equipment. I can't be dealing with that.

[14:17:06] Mm-mm. Mm-mm. Alright, let's do this.

[14:17:10] Jeez.

[14:17:13] Ayo, what did the message say? I missed it.

[14:17:16] Hold on, I gotta get like...

[14:17:21] Why is a seat so like, bro?

[14:17:25] A little too casual for me, bro.

[14:17:27] A little too casual for me.

[14:17:31] There we go.

[14:17:32] That's a lot better.

[14:17:33] Hey, I forgot to turn on the light for it, too.

[14:17:42] It's the only reason I still have these chairs for the light.

[14:17:51] It's time.

[14:17:58] Ayo volume's kind of loud, but I want it to be loud.

[14:18:03] Did we check our phone already?

[14:18:10] Ayo chat, what did I miss? What was I supposed to do?

[14:18:13] Can you change your room to dark? To the dark light by the way?

[14:18:18] Alexa turn off bright light one.

[14:18:21] of that damn much better huh hey we're getting spooky up in this piece again

[14:18:30] spooky hey let's do it first things first though I have no idea what I'm

[14:18:36] doing just get back driving or what I guess

[14:18:51] Did he read the text message already?

[14:18:54] Or did he miss that?

[14:18:55] Oh shoot, that's why you gotta pay attention to the road, bro.

[14:18:57] I'm walking home, they got no home, it's real black and gold

[14:19:01] She don't feel me anymore, she says I'm not my home

[14:19:04] I got no life so I'm gonna talk to my child again

[14:19:07] She number calling home, she number fooling me again

[14:19:10] I came up with rent, she ate her day since 2016

[14:19:13] And it just pays me babe, I hate to see that you miss me

[14:19:16] Because the weather's growing, I know her life is flat

[14:19:19] Oh my god!

[14:19:20] I gotta give you some mat space, dude.

[14:19:25] It's okay, it's okay, the insurance will cover it, bro.

[14:19:37] Hey, this is why you literally need to pay attention to the road, man.

[14:19:41] Freaking get a- oh god!

[14:19:43] This is why you gotta pay attention to the road, man.

[14:19:49] Get into accidents, okay?

[14:19:51] Let this be an example set for y'all.

[14:19:54] Katelyn Nolan, three text messages.

[14:19:57] How do I check my phone, though?

[14:19:59] How do I, how do I check my phone?

[14:20:03] Should I pull off to the side and check it real quick or what?

[14:20:06] I'm thinking of doing that.

[14:20:09] Yeah, let's pull off over here.

[14:20:11] Oh god!

[14:20:18] It's okay bro.

[14:20:23] Like I said, Charmsley's gonna cover it.

[14:20:27] Hey is that- hey, grass is growing through my RV, man.

[14:20:32] Where my phone at?

[14:20:37] Throw?

[14:20:39] Oh hell no.

[14:20:46] What the heck is my phone at dude?

[14:20:53] Let's take a look at this damage though.

[14:20:55] Can't be too bad right?

[14:20:58] Nice.

[14:20:59] No damage at all baby.

[14:21:02] No damage at all baby.

[14:21:07] And we got the spare tire.

[14:21:08] Hey, what are you looking at?

[14:21:12] What are you all looking at?

[14:21:17] I gotta move my keyboard even more up.

[14:21:19] It's stressing out my arm, dude.

[14:21:22] Let's do this.

[14:21:24] Let's scoot you back inside.

[14:21:27] Where the frick is my phone?

[14:21:30] That's how you zoom.

[14:21:35] Can't open that.

[14:21:36] What about the drawers?

[14:21:38] Do you have any drawers either?

[14:21:40] What about the newspaper?

[14:21:42] Hey, we gotta use the bathroom or what?

[14:21:46] Can we sleep? No?

[14:21:50] This area seems safe enough though.

[14:21:52] I mean, what's gonna go on out here like where there's, you know...

[14:21:56] Hey, well, unless that's an abandoned building...

[14:22:00] Try passing tab.

[14:22:02] Doesn't work.

[14:22:04] I guess we got to get to our destination first, right?

[14:22:06] I'm almost down on one.

[14:22:11] There it's good.

[14:22:13] There it's good, man.

[14:22:25] Start that ignition.

[14:22:27] I'll back it up.

[14:22:29] Check our rear view mirror.

[14:22:31] Good.

[14:22:33] through I don't care. Oh shoot, bro I don't want to cause any accidents man. Do we need

[14:22:41] gas? I saw the diner Kayla was talking about. Here we go there. Can't tell if I'm

[14:22:50] long gas

[14:22:55] hey oh bro this truck takes forever to freaking like stop I'm gonna go grab

[14:23:04] some meat I think we might need gas dude I might I might stop over there first

[14:23:08] just make sure set up this diner a perfect perfect park oh it was a

[14:23:20] skate bar bro that's what it was it's crazy I was gonna like access settings

[14:23:24] or something but as long as it doesn't for me you know okay let's see what we

[14:23:30] got here where can I park my van

[14:23:34] Not damn chair out of a freaking carpet. So you're riding on Friday. Just park your truck around the back on gravel

[14:23:41] Work by gate D. Got it

[14:23:44] And from there

[14:23:46] Get on foot

[14:23:48] From there, it'll take you a couple hours until you reach your tower. If you've got it, thanks

[14:23:52] You'll probably see Billy at the gate. Show me your ID

[14:23:55] Hey, oh

[14:23:56] What's with this conversation?

[14:23:58] Congratulations on the transfer. Feeling ready for the challenge?

[14:24:01] Just reach out to tell you that you've been assigned tower 11.

[14:24:04] Oh, this is the dude that... okay.

[14:24:07] This dude has given us the deets on the tower that we're about to go to.

[14:24:10] Okay, what about this conversation? Start from the beginning, yeah?

[14:24:15] This is Mitch, by the way, from Iron Bark.

[14:24:17] Thank you. I heard a lot about you from Josh.

[14:24:18] Very excited to meet you soon.

[14:24:20] Just got my ID today.

[14:24:22] Your shift starts on 12.

[14:24:24] Sounds good. I'll be there.

[14:24:26] Anything I need to know?

[14:24:27] I have your papers, just bring your ID. Josh, tell me about the job. Is not news to you.

[14:24:33] Can I ask you just one question? Sure. Why did you pick up this job initially? Not

[14:24:38] sure how to answer that. I just enjoy the thrill or the lack of it, I guess. I'm

[14:24:43] sorry. I just asked this question to everyone joining this line of work. People

[14:24:48] join looking for a gateway or to discover who they are only to leave without

[14:24:51] notice. I guess they're better off in a cubicle. To be honest with you, I

[14:24:56] I joined Iron Horse last year not knowing what to expect because solitary life has grown

[14:25:01] on me. For me, I can't do city life. This is where I belong, and I'm sure I'd adapt

[14:25:08] just fine to Iron Bark. Good. I hope you fare better than the last lady. Where can I park

[14:25:14] my van? Okay, then we got all this part. This new regional manager is such a jerk. Honestly,

[14:25:20] sometimes I wish I had a job like you. Waking up with the nature, away from people, and

[14:25:24] just getting paid to watch the wind go by.

[14:25:27] Wish my job was really that easy, okay?

[14:25:29] Smiley face.

[14:25:31] I'm honestly done with this job.

[14:25:33] Pretty sure joining you next season, hee hee.

[14:25:36] Like I said, you're always welcome here.

[14:25:38] Let me know if you need me to talk to Josh.

[14:25:41] It's definitely the time for change.

[14:25:43] Speaking of change, hey, what's this?

[14:25:45] Jack Nelson, Iron Bark Fire Department,

[14:25:48] Fire Lookouts, State of Washington.

[14:25:51] Iron Bark, question mark, question mark?

[14:25:53] They are staffing me to Iron Bark next month.

[14:25:56] The one after Roseburg?

[14:25:59] Yeah, heard they got bigger staff cabins and less campers.

[14:26:03] Call me.

[14:26:04] With that, I'll call you back.

[14:26:05] How's it looking?

[14:26:06] Still in my way?

[14:26:07] Van decided to pull a flat tire on me today out of all days.

[14:26:11] I didn't get that yet.

[14:26:12] Isn't it late?

[14:26:13] If I don't starve to death before arriving, I'll be fine.

[14:26:15] Did you pass Roseburg yet?

[14:26:17] Yet.

[14:26:18] No.

[14:26:19] Why?

[14:26:20] Remember, there's this diner while passing Roseburg.

[14:26:23] They have the best burgers in town.

[14:26:25] You have to try them out.

[14:26:26] I could easily use a good meal

[14:26:28] before the stabbing starts.

[14:26:29] Thanks, Ken.

[14:26:30] Okay, good.

[14:26:31] So, I'm happy to know,

[14:26:35] I'm happy to know that that's what we're doing first.

[14:26:45] It was stopping so soon.

[14:26:46] Hey, what are you doing?

[14:26:48] That like static GTA movement.

[14:26:55] That's insane.

[14:26:56] Welcome to Town River Diner.

[14:26:57] How are you doing today?

[14:26:59] Ooh.

[14:27:00] Good.

[14:27:01] I said ooh.

[14:27:02] Good, how about you?

[14:27:04] Not too bad.

[14:27:05] Good, how about you?

[14:27:06] Feel free to take any seat you like

[14:27:08] and I'll be right with you.

[14:27:09] All right, thank you.

[14:27:13] What you drinking about, man?

[14:27:15] What you drinking about, man?

[14:27:16] Yeah, it must be good, man. You can open that thing.

[14:27:20] Can I grab this menu?

[14:27:22] A lot of food.

[14:27:26] Hey, it's like your classic diner.

[14:27:28] I kinda want to set it up front.

[14:27:30] I'm being honest.

[14:27:34] Space where I get up?

[14:27:36] How do I, um...

[14:27:38] get any like, Gucci in or something?

[14:27:40] Oh, man, she's coming towards us.

[14:27:42] She's coming towards us, bro.

[14:27:46] Good evening. I'm Barbara. Are you ready to order?

[14:27:52] So what can I get for you today?

[14:27:54] Cheeseburger with fries, grilled cheese sandwich with onion rings, meatball sub with, hey, let's get the classic.

[14:28:00] We're in America after all, we gotta get the classic.

[14:28:03] Uh-huh. Our burger is the best in the West. Would you like anything to drink?

[14:28:09] Hey, we're in America, man. We gotta get that large coke.

[14:28:13] Perfect. Anything else?

[14:28:15] That'll be all, thank you.

[14:28:18] You're great!

[14:28:20] I'll bring the food out as soon as it's done.

[14:28:23] Just let me know if you need anything else.

[14:28:27] Sounds good, appreciate it.

[14:28:33] I always have this habit of peeing for anyone.

[14:28:35] Okay, I'll say...

[14:28:37] Sometimes I do.

[14:28:39] I always get a pee, so it's not me.

[14:28:41] I might, uh, guess I won't say anything about it.

[14:28:44] Speaking of which...

[14:28:51] Am I voice-ing or like that? That's just what I imagine myself to be like.

[14:28:57] It's... it's just literally what I imagine myself to be.

[14:29:02] This guy's staring at me.

[14:29:03] Are you staring at me, buddy?

[14:29:05] Yeah, in the back, he did.

[14:29:07] I got you. I got you. Don't worry. I didn't know that was a message

[14:29:16] Hey, let's go hit that key in. What are you eating by the way?

[14:29:21] Hey, you just buried a body? What is this?

[14:29:24] Hey, bro, with that meatball sub. Bro, with the meatball subs?

[14:29:28] Us.

[14:29:31] All right, this bathroom butt.

[14:29:38] Oh, damn.

[14:29:39] We got that like perfect aim, huh?

[14:29:41] Oh.

[14:29:54] We're done with it, we're spilled.

[14:29:56] Hey, my aim was a little off, what can I say?

[14:30:03] I was done with it bro.

[14:30:08] Yeah, that's what I said.

[14:30:10] I was done with it.

[14:30:16] Nice.

[14:30:18] Activate the air.

[14:30:23] Should I clean up or what?

[14:30:35] Take a roll with me?

[14:30:39] Back in?

[14:30:43] Woo!

[14:30:45] That was some great relief.

[14:30:47] Oh, should we get the jukebox and get up again or no?

[14:30:59] Should I just come out here and serve my food?

[14:31:01] Yeah, and there's still no burger.

[14:31:03] Oh, there she is, bro.

[14:31:07] I can't get up right now.

[14:31:11] I can't get up right now, I was going to go and test out the jukebox, but thank you.

[14:31:26] That's a juicy burger.

[14:31:29] That's a juicy burger.

[14:31:34] come back

[14:31:43] come back

[14:31:50] uh...

[14:31:52] damn girl

[14:31:56] i'm in african

[14:31:58] i can mad sus

[14:32:02] Drink the drink!

[14:32:04] Or not, but anything...

[14:32:06] Anything crazy in that drink.

[14:32:13] Kayla Nelson!

[14:32:18] Still eating, this is so good.

[14:32:20] Yeah!

[14:32:22] Can we mess it back?

[14:32:24] Oh shoot, we can mess it back, dude!

[14:32:27] Thank you for the...

[14:32:32] What's happening? Am I gonna get a chance to immerse myself in the art of cuisine and then we look at it?

[14:32:38] Oh, she said I told you so.

[14:32:41] Hey, they're having like their own conversation.

[14:32:44] I'm gonna wait this out.

[14:32:46] Wow, yes. I'm on my home. Send you in a bit.

[14:32:51] Send you in a bit, what do you mean?

[14:32:53] Should I just respond?

[14:32:55] Sure!

[14:32:58] No, it won't work. What's happening?

[14:33:02] I'm gonna work it's time to eat some fries

[14:33:13] yeah literally got scam pretty very I thought I could respond

[14:33:20] Oh, she's gonna be real weird.

[14:33:40] Yes, that was great.

[14:33:42] Would you like to have anything else, or should I get a check?

[14:33:46] Check, please.

[14:33:48] I'll be right back. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it. It was a good meal.

[14:34:00] It was a good meal indeed.

[14:34:06] Hey, should we like dine and dash? Dine and dash. Let's go.

[14:34:11] I was about to do it. I was about to do it.

[14:34:18] Here's a check, your total is $6.

[14:34:23] 50%?

[14:34:24] Tib, you crazy!

[14:34:25] 50% is good.

[14:34:28] 50% is fine, man.

[14:34:30] Hope you can turn that rest of your life.

[14:34:32] Thank you.

[14:34:33] I appreciate it.

[14:34:35] Do we have to go pee one more time or not?

[14:34:36] I mean, before we hit the road, right?

[14:34:37] Hey, this music's wack!

[14:34:40] Bro.

[14:34:41] Bro.

[14:34:43] That plays a mouse, man.

[14:34:45] That was gonna be a little too spicy for me.

[14:34:46] Hey, what happened to this dude?

[14:34:48] hey he better not be in my van

[14:34:52] why are you following me are you following me hey step back you grab a

[14:34:59] broomstick got

[14:35:03] I'm trying to use a bathroom I gotta see one more time bruh I was done with it

[14:35:13] final last words I was done with it

[14:35:18] still eating probably that eat that let's get out of here

[14:35:27] yeah they didn't want me to pee no more

[14:35:31] sad damn I look great you want dude hey oh do I leave this open I don't remember

[14:35:41] leaving that open man hey I knew that freak got in here I knew that freak

[14:35:48] sitting over there might have gotten in here man that's okay anything it's a

[14:35:56] journey buddy right we got a little journey buddy with this probably hiding

[14:36:01] in like one of the cupboards here fold it up fold it like a tortilla one of

[14:36:06] these trash bins back it up back it up

[14:36:22] Many guys oh shoot we almost collided broke

[14:36:29] Yeah, I can't hold up

[14:36:35] There we go there we go now pull it in ayo what the freak straight straight go go go go

[14:36:45] Oh God

[14:36:47] Oh god.

[14:36:49] Oh god.

[14:36:51] Hey, which side is the gas pump on?

[14:36:53] Go this way?

[14:36:54] Oh, shoot, bro.

[14:36:55] Why is it so complicated?

[14:36:57] Well, let's go see if we can actually put the gas in anyway.

[14:37:02] Yeah, I like the musical odds here.

[14:37:04] Is this it?

[14:37:06] No, this is it, right?

[14:37:08] One of these two things.

[14:37:09] Hey, we're losing daylight though.

[14:37:11] I gotta hit the road.

[14:37:13] Like, dynamite's pretty good.

[14:37:17] Hey, where the gas pumps at?

[14:37:22] What the heck?

[14:37:26] Hey, who's the owner of this establishment? You got no freaking gas pumps attached to these things

[14:37:35] Hey, what bruh, I see you in there. I see a light on

[14:37:38] Oh god damn, what kind of business are you running?

[14:37:45] You got no fricking gas handles.

[14:37:49] If I actually needed the gas, hmm?

[14:37:54] Damn.

[14:37:55] Can you run in the game?

[14:37:57] Uh, I haven't tried yet.

[14:37:59] What the heck was that?

[14:38:01] I haven't tried yet.

[14:38:03] My first chamba

[14:38:05] Hit the road, Jack

[14:38:11] We on a road...

[14:38:14] ...trip

[14:38:16] We on a road...

[14:38:18] ...trip

[14:38:22] Hey, that's that, that area right there

[14:38:28] Oh shoot, okay, 802pm

[14:38:33] Evelyn activated that we've committed Chamba

[14:38:37] Oh, what's up, bro? Hey, I didn't know I was gonna just get back like that. What the freak

[14:38:52] Game just like threw me back in wasn't even ready and it's straight for a tree, bro

[14:38:59] Yeah, this is why you gotta pay attention to the road. I was paying attention

[14:39:03] I don't want to be... I don't want anyone out. Damn, I didn't read that part.

[14:39:18] Is that my lookout? Why is it so eerie?

[14:39:24] Where do you say depart?

[14:39:29] I think we'll go to the creek, okay, got it.

[14:39:33] Just park your truck around the, around back on the gravel part by Gate D.

[14:39:40] Where the heck is Gate D?

[14:39:45] Man, you think I can see out here? What the heck?

[14:39:47] Is this Gate D?

[14:39:51] I'm going in!

[14:39:59] I think it's good, right?

[14:40:00] Oh, shit.

[14:40:05] I can't tell if this is considered the back of the front, but good enough.

[14:40:12] We're parking for the day.

[14:40:13] I don't know how to turn off the music.

[14:40:17] I don't know how to turn off that music.

[14:40:24] Fresh mountain air, man.

[14:40:28] It's nice.

[14:40:29] it's nice out here dude don't worry about that eerie music it's fine I think

[14:40:38] you could sprint is this sprinting I think it's I think it's printing oh do I

[14:40:44] go this is gate V okay perfect you said buy gate D right so like right there

[14:40:56] good so you just walk up to the window excuse me I was not ready for it I was

[14:41:17] is not ready for it.

[14:41:21] Ayo, my man just creeped up in front of the screen out of nowhere.

[14:41:26] What the heck, dude?

[14:41:30] Bro, I was not ready for that.

[14:41:36] Holy, bro, why'd he do that?

[14:41:39] Why this goofy-looking sheriff do that to me?

[14:41:43] Oh, I hurt my toe, too.

[14:41:45] Oh, brah, what the free holy moly you scared me.

[14:41:49] I thought you were one of them.

[14:41:51] What are you talking about, one of who?

[14:41:57] I, Lord, have mercy?

[14:41:59] Who the heck is this guy?

[14:42:02] Uh, anyways, can I see your permit, please?

[14:42:07] Your...

[14:42:08] Your Billy, right?

[14:42:12] I'm gonna transfer fire lookout

[14:42:16] Is that correct I don't know we were hiring this season

[14:42:21] Hang on. Let me check on that

[14:42:24] Yeah, you go do that man. It's not freaking

[14:42:27] Creeping people out

[14:42:29] Get in front of the screen with a freaking like

[14:42:32] Loud violin playing in my eardrums, you know close. Oh my god

[14:42:37] What's you doing?

[14:42:41] Okay, bro

[14:42:43] You're good to go your staff at fire tower 11

[14:42:50] Impression that the tower would be left on staff of season, but here you are your keys to keys

[14:42:58] Well, what the heck?

[14:43:00] Let me open the trail gate for you. Yeah, you go do that

[14:43:03] What's the least you could do, man?

[14:43:06] What?

[14:43:07] Yeah, you go first, by the way.

[14:43:08] What are you walking into a corner for?

[14:43:09] Go first.

[14:43:10] What's on your computer?

[14:43:13] Snoop around a little bit.

[14:43:14] Hey, where are you going?

[14:43:15] Hey, don't leave me.

[14:43:16] Don't leave me here, bro.

[14:43:19] Since you're arriving this late, you might also need this flashlight for the long hike

[14:43:26] to your lookout.

[14:43:27] Thank you, Billy.

[14:43:28] You be careful.

[14:43:29] Take this.

[14:43:30] All right.

[14:43:31] Let's take the flashlight.

[14:43:32] Alright, let's take the flashlight. How do we use it?

[14:43:36] Welcome to Iron Bark Pal

[14:43:40] Whatever I answered my question by the way about the uh the frickin whatchamacallit

[14:43:49] Who this guy thought I was when we were asking that question

[14:43:52] Now for our purposes when you get to your tower be sure to make your first weather report from your system

[14:43:58] Just so you know you clocked in safely

[14:44:02] If need be, you can reach out to Tower 12 during your staff, a nice enough guy.

[14:44:07] Could be your closest contact in case of any emergency.

[14:44:12] Thank you, Billy.

[14:44:15] G to throw, up to you, is we definitely don't want to throw it.

[14:44:21] Man, this is a rinky-dinky life.

[14:44:25] Hey, piece of advice, don't travel any further than half a mile or so, I know if it'll be crowded.

[14:44:32] Why? Dangerous woods that we've had. Bobcats and bears. Nasty business. You got it. You got it. So that's it.

[14:44:48] Just gonna go now.

[14:44:50] Wait, where do we- how do we-

[14:44:54] There we go.

[14:44:58] Do-do-do-do. Where's our tower?

[14:45:00] Foot trail. No bikes.

[14:45:02] Only horses stay on the trail.

[14:45:05] Um, death- oh, I left my bag in the RV at first.

[14:45:10] Let's go get that.

[14:45:14] I think we're definitely gonna be won that bag.

[14:45:17] Ayo, yeah, Brawler does look like a skinwalker, doesn't he?

[14:45:21] Brawler looking mad sus, a little skinwalker-ish, we'll get her back.

[14:45:30] Ayo, you could run faster when you go sideways, I didn't know that.

[14:45:36] That's crazy, hey, that's good to know, I'm gonna keep this flashlight on the whole time,

[14:45:43] by the way.

[14:45:44] Music's still playing.

[14:45:46] I guarantee you this truck is not going to work when we get back.

[14:45:51] So yeah, when you do this, when you like crab walk, apparently it's like a sprint or some

[14:45:56] sort.

[14:45:57] It's crazy.

[14:45:58] Everyone's skin walker, yeah, I think so too.

[14:46:02] Hey, those people at the diner might have been skin walkers.

[14:46:08] Why would it get us the- I don't know what that means.

[14:46:12] I heard a noise over there.

[14:46:20] I heard a noise, bro.

[14:46:27] Am I on the trail?

[14:46:40] I'm sticking to the trail.

[14:46:41] Nothing there is nothing that's gonna get me off this trail

[14:46:48] That made me that what the heck is that?

[14:46:58] Oh, that's bait

[14:47:04] Okay, good we can't go in

[14:47:06] Woo!

[14:47:08] What the?

[14:47:10] Oh, we don't go this way?

[14:47:15] What the heck?

[14:47:17] Hey, I'm sprinting!

[14:47:19] I'm sprinting!

[14:47:21] Oh, we go down here?

[14:47:27] Tower 11, straight ahead.

[14:47:29] Frequency.

[14:47:31] Damn, do I have to write that down?

[14:47:33] Yeah, I'm writing this down, bro.

[14:47:35] Let's say 9200-500.

[14:47:42] Okay.

[14:47:46] I got you.

[14:47:48] Let's go.

[14:47:52] Crab walk over here.

[14:47:54] Is this it?

[14:47:57] What is this?

[14:48:02] Firebark, Tower 11, Lacy Trail, Gold Creek Trail, oh, down behind me?

[14:48:24] Okay.

[14:48:25] The Lacy Trail.

[14:48:27] So my tower's like, oh, there it is.

[14:48:31] Noice.

[14:48:32] Noice.

[14:48:33] Hey, we got that port-a-potty out and running utility shack.

[14:48:42] Okay, let's put our stuff away first.

[14:48:45] And we gotta go or what?

[14:48:49] Oh, yeah!

[14:48:53] Oh, I was done with it.

[14:49:09] Oh, thank god nothing appeared right outside of my porta potty, that could have like freaked me out.

[14:49:27] Oh, that's kind of cool. I don't think we want to leave those open at night.

[14:49:31] I

[14:49:36] Cabin was filled with the aroma of wood giving me a sense of comfort. Yeah, that's pretty cool could do without the spooky music, but

[14:49:46] No, I know I'm so we got a light in here

[14:49:53] For next year on the generator first brah you're kidding me I go on way back now

[14:49:57] Hey, I'm closing the door, though.

[14:50:00] I don't want anyone going in there while I'm gone.

[14:50:04] Got some freaks out here.

[14:50:07] Got some certified freaks.

[14:50:16] Okay.

[14:50:18] Is somebody in that cabin?

[14:50:32] Or what did he call it, the shack?

[14:50:36] Nice, we got the lie, let's go.

[14:50:41] Don't need to use that.

[14:50:44] Yeah, let's just set this on the table

[14:50:48] Okay

[14:50:54] Rnb to open or close what is this?

[14:50:58] Left

[14:51:00] Audemars fire finder it's like a giant kind of size of a pizza

[14:51:05] Okay

[14:51:08] Yeah, what the yeah, you put that. Hey, what the put that out?

[14:51:12] We usually spot a fire in the command. Oh, thank God. It's not starting a fire in here. Jesus

[14:51:18] Hey, let me put this down

[14:51:19] Bro, it's crazy. I'll start firing here and damn

[14:51:24] Wasn't expecting that

[14:51:34] Is that it

[14:51:37] Oh, we got some mace! Nice. Nice. That'll definitely come in handy.

[14:51:47] Hey, some gas. Fill up the tank. Okay. We got our microwave dinners up in here.

[14:51:57] What do we got to eat? What do we got to eat? We got a cola.

[14:52:03] Hey, can we drink this or what?

[14:52:08] No?

[14:52:11] Can't drink it? Oh, bro, my back's hurt. Okay. Whoo.

[14:52:16] It's relaxed for a little bit.

[14:52:18] Now that we're away from danger and all that, you know what I mean?

[14:52:22] Can't drink this cola?

[14:52:24] For real?

[14:52:26] Put back in there.

[14:52:27] Damn.

[14:52:29] That's annoying.

[14:52:31] Maybe I can like sit down, enjoy my drink?

[14:52:33] Check the... Iron Bark rules flyer.

[14:52:55] Okay, so we gotta do that first.

[14:52:58] Is it over here?

[14:53:01] I still got the coal in my hand.

[14:53:05] My lips are so dry.

[14:53:10] Okay.

[14:53:11] The Iron Bark Flyer?

[14:53:16] What do I say?

[14:53:24] Lights out after 12.

[14:53:28] Supply drops.

[14:53:30] Build the generators, update the reporting, no video games.

[14:53:37] Remember to call your slater, your sister station, before you sleep.

[14:53:44] Before you sleep.

[14:53:45] Oh, okay.

[14:53:47] All lookouts must follow these rules.

[14:53:50] Okay.

[14:53:51] Bro, how am I supposed to read that?

[14:53:57] Clip this down.

[14:54:00] Can I pick up any of these?

[14:54:03] Bruh.

[14:54:06] Oh, there we go. System password is ironbark

[14:54:09] tower number. Gotcha. Let's do it.

[14:54:13] Hey, rampant, how you doing?

[14:54:16] Okay. Damn, was there a capital anywhere in there? This case sensitive? Ironbark?

[14:54:21] Hey, oh, bro.

[14:54:24] Ironbark 11

[14:54:26] It worked!

[14:54:29] Nice.

[14:54:30] That's what I'm talking about.

[14:54:33] Brr!

[14:54:37] Ooh.

[14:54:39] Hello there.

[14:54:40] It's Smiley, your trusty virtual assistant, here to help you make the most of your computer today.

[14:54:49] Good evening, Tower Eleven.

[14:54:51] How's your day going?

[14:54:53] Glickity, glick, here's a random fact for you, honey, never spoils.

[14:54:59] Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3,000

[14:55:04] years old and still perfectly edible.

[14:55:07] Glickity, glick, here's a random fact for you.

[14:55:11] Antarctica is the windiest continent on Earth, with some coastal areas experiencing winds

[14:55:18] reaching speeds of up to 200 miles per hour.

[14:55:22] Amazing. Wow, I can do that all day.

[14:55:25] Let's take a look at the map though first.

[14:55:29] This is the Iron Bark State Park trail map. Whether you're planning a hike, assisting hikers, or

[14:55:36] just want to explore the park's beauty from the comfort of your screen, here's the map.

[14:55:42] Enhance the image. Okay, so we got the old radio tower over here.

[14:55:48] We got Gold Lake over here.

[14:55:51] Gold Lake, okay, where's Lacey, okay, this is the Lacey trail

[14:55:59] Got a bathroom over here is that where we came from how do we get back?

[14:56:07] See this is where we came from right

[14:56:12] Whoop

[14:56:15] Maybe not

[14:56:17] uh employee training welcome to iron bark state park if you're watching this video then let me be the first to say congratulations

[14:56:27] hey oh that's jack's up the guy right there you have been commissioned by the iron bark fire department

[14:56:31] jack's that guy one of the most prestigious parks in the state of washington

[14:56:37] established in 1897 we've been known as one of the safest parks in america we hope you can keep it that way for many years to come

[14:56:45] Yeah, there is, man.

[14:56:47] This training video will ensure that you work to the best of your abilities.

[14:56:52] You've been selected as one of our Fire Lookout Observers.

[14:56:56] This is a truly rewarding job which requires many hours of hard work.

[14:57:01] You will be working in our state of the art Lookout Towers.

[14:57:06] And the following is a list of responsibilities you will have.

[14:57:09] Keep watch for fire!

[14:57:11] Fire isn't going to be noticeable all of the time.

[14:57:14] time. So also keep watch for smoke. Make sure to know what color the smoke is. It may be crucial

[14:57:20] information. Fires are best stopped before they spread out of hand. Keep records of daily temperature.

[14:57:29] When the temperature rises, it is best that we have those recorded. The science nerds at the

[14:57:34] Panoramic Preservation Society requires to note all changes in temperature. We think it's best not

[14:57:41] to get into a lawsuit. Keep records of daily wind speed. Wind is a big factor when it comes

[14:57:48] to fire. Full time job simulator. Use the anemometer to scientifically gather the data.

[14:57:55] After blacking the data, then put it into our state of the art service reporting form.

[14:58:00] This is a highly complicated form, often used by NASA employees. So don't be too ashamed if you

[14:58:07] can't figure it out at first. You have the privilege of using such a form.

[14:58:13] Bring campers out of unregistered campgrounds. The campers might start a campfire which

[14:58:19] could lead to a wildfire. They will not always listen to authority, so take precaution when

[14:58:25] escorting them. Make sure to know whether the person is a threat, and if you're worried

[14:58:30] about your safety, do not hesitate to dial 911.

[14:58:37] Maintenance of the park. Make sure the park is complete. We have a status to uphold.

[14:58:44] Now that you know most of the duties that a fire lookout has, you're ready to start.

[14:58:51] We hope that you have a great season out there on the tower. Try not to damage any of the equipment.

[14:58:56] And remember, if you see smoke, don't joke.

[14:59:00] Call the authorities and notify them of the predicament immediately.

[14:59:04] We'll do jacksepticeye, we'll do. That's a poopoo? Bro, that's a literally poopoo, peepee poopoo right there.

[14:59:11] You all see that? I swear to god I saw that. I like this redeem the most, which one?

[14:59:17] The meeper meta jumbo. Go on, go ahead and redeem it then.

[14:59:24] Alright, let's see, flash drive, media, uh, plant interview.

[14:59:29] We are back. So how do you feel about being a plant? Do you moisturize?

[14:59:39] What do you do plant moisturizes up way, uh-huh. Oh boy

[14:59:45] Yeah

[14:59:49] How does that work?

[14:59:52] Yeah, wow

[14:59:55] Yeah, oh

[14:59:56] Oh my god.

[14:59:57] Everyone's been wondering, how's the marriage with the wife?

[15:00:03] Sir.

[15:00:04] Hey, that's some tea right there.

[15:00:05] That's no need for that language.

[15:00:07] Hey, that's tea right there.

[15:00:09] Sir, calm down.

[15:00:10] Oh, shoot.

[15:00:11] Don't mention the wife.

[15:00:12] What did you just say?

[15:00:13] Nobody talks to me like that on my show.

[15:00:17] Oh no.

[15:00:18] What the f**k did you just say?

[15:00:19] The girl's getting angry.

[15:00:20] Get over here you piece of s**t.

[15:00:22] Oh no.

[15:00:23] There's yachts, there's rivers, they're so scabby, they're so phantom tax.

[15:00:30] Hi everyone, I'm Ron Ross.

[15:00:33] Ron Ross!

[15:00:34] Today I got some cool paint.

[15:00:37] This is something called Testicular Green.

[15:00:40] Testicular Green?

[15:00:42] I love my wife.

[15:00:45] Anyways, a little water there.

[15:00:48] Time to switch brushes.

[15:00:51] Oops!

[15:00:52] That's the wrong brush. That's my needle. I'll save that for later.

[15:00:57] Ah, there it is. The basting brush. This brush is really...

[15:01:01] Hey, what's happening, man?

[15:01:03] ...intox details.

[15:01:04] Hey, we're entering some alternate universe.

[15:01:06] Here is...

[15:01:07] What the heck is going on?

[15:01:08] ...the bodies.

[15:01:10] You know what would look good here?

[15:01:12] What did you say, Barry? The bodies?

[15:01:13] ...Cavin. Right there.

[15:01:15] Reminds me of when I had an affair with my wife.

[15:01:18] Oh, God.

[15:01:19] ...the squirming.

[15:01:20] You know about me with a squirrel. Let's sweet some fan mail

[15:01:25] Send in my you guys

[15:01:28] Victorious shoes

[15:01:31] Forget the fan mail. We'll be right back after this commercial break. Oh

[15:01:38] Hey, what a squirrel

[15:01:50] My first champ, I remember the day I fell in love with the champ, my old friend came and told me that I was a champ

[15:02:20] Hey, who the heck is that?

[15:02:38] But the owner of the cats?

[15:02:43] Not bad video, though.

[15:02:48] Pretty cool.

[15:02:50] The cat should be here to face the last second.

[15:02:56] Alright.

[15:02:58] So that was somebody's collection of videos that we found on the folder here.

[15:03:03] Service reporting.

[15:03:05] Damn, we gotta go check the temperature, huh?

[15:03:07] Welcome to the state-of-the-art service. Hey, what the?

[15:03:21] Who is this?

[15:03:26] Oh. Thought I was gonna be alone out here.

[15:03:29] You're never alone in these woods, but have to cover your area until you arrive.

[15:03:35] Oh! Well, thank you, Spokesman.

[15:03:37] What is it?

[15:03:39] Your name?

[15:03:40] Anyways, we'll bring you this towering paradise of ours.

[15:03:47] I'm just looking for a change.

[15:03:50] Hey, you're not gonna respond to that?

[15:03:53] Uh, I'm a transfer from Air Enhance?

[15:03:56] I can see why Mitch picked you.

[15:03:58] Okay, well, I'm really tired.

[15:04:03] Uh, no.

[15:04:08] Hey, oh, he's right.

[15:04:14] Bro, he's got a point.

[15:04:16] Bro, does have a point.

[15:04:19] How do we start a fire?

[15:04:23] Did you light it up yet? Wood stove should be around the entrance. Get her lit.

[15:04:32] Around the entrance. Wood stove. Oh, this thing.

[15:04:38] Oh, we need the matches. Well, we need some logs, don't we? Should I just use this?

[15:04:45] What does that say?

[15:04:52] Where do I get wood?

[15:04:59] There's no firewood.

[15:05:01] There must be plenty of the shack.

[15:05:03] That's all we really did.

[15:05:04] Aw, man.

[15:05:06] Staffer who was in the lookout before you.

[15:05:09] She was.

[15:05:10] One gritty woman.

[15:05:12] Anyways, you better get this flyer going. You don't want to sit through the storm.

[15:05:16] Casually, you must be in your castle, but if not, you can only grab your supplies from the storage shack.

[15:05:22] Okay! It's time to make a trip out to the storage shack.

[15:05:28] Uh, where was that mace? Yo, I'm brimless.

[15:05:37] Always gotta have your mace, buddy!

[15:05:42] All right, shack is over there, I don't want anyone creeping up on me, I'm gonna crab

[15:06:03] walk over there.

[15:06:06] Firewood.

[15:06:08] Uh.

[15:06:10] Uh...

[15:06:13] My hands were... you're kidding me. Oh my god, and then there was another bottle of mace right over here. Oh my god.

[15:06:21] Well...

[15:06:23] Come back for that later, right?

[15:06:33] Quickly now!

[15:06:35] Quickly now!

[15:06:37] I don't know if anybody got into my freakin' cabin when I was gone.

[15:06:50] Need to light her up. Let's do it.

[15:06:52] Got the guys right here.

[15:06:57] That'll look nasty.

[15:06:59] That's about to blow up this whole place, man.

[15:07:02] It matches that.

[15:07:07] the work a nice good yes you're for the night yet no I didn't man I didn't I did

[15:07:29] leave my mace down there though so let me go grab that I feel comfy out here

[15:07:34] Oh, I see tower... That's gotta be like tower 12, right?

[15:07:42] Most likely.

[15:07:45] So, red mace.

[15:07:48] Can't be in our tower, undefended.

[15:07:52] With no weapons, man.

[15:07:56] Why is it oil that color? What, the pea color?

[15:08:00] Here, let me grab this bottle, cause I know it works.

[15:08:04] You don't want to mess with me. I swear dude, it's the first thing I'm gonna be pressing if somebody sneaks up on me.

[15:08:09] I don't care who they are. They sneak up on me.

[15:08:12] I'm doing this right into their eyes, man. I don't care if it's even that sheriff.

[15:08:16] Frickin' skin-walker looking dude.

[15:08:20] Yeah, we saw earlier.

[15:08:22] Okay, now that we're safe.

[15:08:25] Oh, okay.

[15:08:27] Turn off the light.

[15:08:29] So we gotta read the temperature, right?

[15:08:31] 46.5.

[15:08:34] Hey, what's with the beeping?

[15:08:36] Get your report for the night, kid.

[15:08:38] Better get to it, then.

[15:08:39] You don't want to disappoint me at checking first.

[15:08:41] Hey, I'm getting to it. I'm getting to it. One second.

[15:08:44] Beeping over there. What did I say? 44.5? 45.5?