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Why did you run out?
Are you praying?
She's praying.
She's on the floor. This is what I do to her.
Wait, hold on. I'm posting.
I'm posting.
Hi Chan!
Oh my god.
Oh my god, these are my pants.
How hell yeah they are.
Hi hi!
I'm trying to see.
Stand up.
I'm poking your face.
She's moving.
Okay, I fix it.
I'm a loving Drake right now, guys.
I love them at night
Hi Chad
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You're so rich, Sakura. She grew up so rich. Yeah, no, we only had one same girl. I don't
want to hear this. I had two. I think it's just depending on the house, like where you
live. Holy fuck, I had two sixes. I was super rich. Oh my god, girl. You had so rich. Damn,
She was like walking around the playground flexing the two sinks to her taller friends.
I feel like, do you know, I feel like why they don't do two anymore is because people
don't actually hand wash dishes anymore.
Because I remember going up, we would do more dishes.
And I remember, we were so poor that our dishwasher was broken for like two years or three years
and we just didn't fix it.
And then, and I remember we'd like have to do dishes and we're like, fuck, we'd actually
Dread doing this is because we have to hand wash them and then one of us would have to pick if they wanted to wash or dry
and then like we would fight over it because like
There's like ups and downs of both because like if you wash you have to touch all the nasty
Stuff, but then you get to walk away first. Oh
Because you finish first and then do you why don't you just like wash?
You want you just wash it. Yeah, because sometimes the first one that washes is faster because when you wash like when you dry cups and stuff
It's like speedrunner. Yeah, that's true. And then I just remember we'd always find who's washy who's drawing
My mom always just made me unloaded dishwasher and that was the thing that I hated the most for some I actually
I think I put the loading I prefer loading way more. Really? Loading is kind of gross
Really, I find a loading the dishwasher kind of gross
But I feel like I'm gonna wait faster because I'm taking stuff into a single plane dishwasher instead of finding a home for everything
You know, what do you need finding a home? Everything has a home?
Yeah, but like, we're relocating it, you know what I'm saying, putting it back in the comb.
Like, I did dishes today, and yeah, I hadn't done dishes in a while, so my yogurt was like moldy, and it was like warm.
Eww. I hate when you don't like turn your dishwasher on straight away, because it's not full, and then it like molds inside of it, and it stands when you open it.
It's like warm. Yeah, because it will like, get warm in there, and then you open it up and it's moldy, and you're like...
Oh, I remember one time I did that and then I washed everything and the mold wouldn't come out so everything in the dishwasher is in the garbage.
Ewww.
Gross. That's disgusting. I know.
Or like when you accidentally leave stuff in your washing or in your washing machine and then you forget about it and it starts like smelling.
Let's just try it. I don't know why I'm not supposed to open it.
I hate that shit. And then you're really washed it.
Wait, did you change your title?
Yeah.
Why is it done?
I didn't change it on this computer.
I think it just always ends up done.
Wait, I love the kids.
What? I feel like...
Yeah.
He was the best friend there.
I mean, it's set up in a lot.
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it's not a good idea to do it.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
That is so good.
Oh, right.
We're over 3,000.
No, we're just, this is looking good.
I'm always like this.
Yeah.
It's okay, we don't say that's from how that's like
freaked out when that's like
the most vanilla thing you could say.
Uh-huh.
Oh, I got Kaleuga.
Okay.
She missed it.
Mm, mm, mm.
And then, I don't know, um.
I really just wanted to grab it and shove my fingers
or whatever if I don't know why.
Like, just hate.
I only know kilos, so I got a lot of tomatoes, good.
KGs is like,
like a .5 out of the KG is one LB.
Well, definitely did not like this many tomatoes.
They're meant to be thrown.
Oh my god, never actually touched tomatoes.
You're not hard.
This would hurt.
This would actually fucking hurt.
Really?
I think it's a little squishy.
Really?
I feel like this would hurt.
Because then the force of the throw, you have a hard head.
That's true.
I think I hit by.
The ceiling is not calling.
I don't fucking do it.
I just want to go to my new apartment.
It's OK.
Tomatoes stands.
No, I asked her, I was like, do you want to stream in your
apartment or mine?
She's like, oh, I feel like we should do it in your apartment.
I'm like, of course.
Well, of course.
You know why.
Maybe you can come up here to get this out.
And I have her, and it's just a little dark.
In fact, I thank you so much for having the bitties.
I feel like I need to get a, I wonder why.
I need to get a new camera for you.
What do you want?
What do you want?
I don't have two cameras.
Why I have two cameras?
Did you upgrade your desktop one?
Yeah, so I had an old one and then I upgraded it to this one.
But this was supposed to be my raw camera.
And then I just liked it.
That's huge.
Yeah.
That's huge for a low camera.
It is used for vlogging and stuff.
That's what it was made for.
But I just like it so much that I didn't vlog enough,
so I just switched.
Then I buy a big light.
I did.
I also actually cleaned up my apartment.
I cleaned my apartment this morning, actually.
She did actually, so did I, but I just have you now.
Actually, wait, look at my board.
Aw.
Wait, what am I saying?
Oh, wait, that's your dad.
Is that your dad?
That?
That's my uncle.
Oh, okay.
That's me, not my sister.
Wait, what my names are?
Singapore, that's what I'm saying.
I'm from Singapore.
Charmander.
I'm from this cardigan game.
That's you, that's you, that's you.
Kiss you forgot.
What's my hair what?
You put in your coffee?
I washed my hair for the first time since dipping it in chocolate.
That's nice, sweetie.
Yeah, I need to get my extensions removed.
Oh really?
Yeah, because they're ripping my hair like you told me.
Look who was right.
I just love having long hair.
It looks great. It looks really good, but I know well also here's the thing
I know this sounds really gross, but like I procrastinate washing my hair because it takes so
Too much to dry it and you have to style it and I can't leave it straight because
I I was like trying to understand why the extensions weren't blended into my hair
And I was like are there just no enough extensions?
But I think what it is is that the extensions are just too long for the length of my not-to-hears-what-does-it-blend-right
Yeah, especially like if you don't cut your natural hair to fit the extensions
Yeah, they won't blend but then when you take them out, it's gonna be cut for yeah. That's why I stopped completely
That's why I was been growing a lot only curl mine
That's what I've always crawled is never straight because if it was straight and somebody looks at the back of my head
It would look fucked up, but because it's called you can't
Oh, yeah, yeah, I mean I yeah, you can still tell them
Yeah, I mean this is what you know why I told you not to do it
Yes, you like the way it looks, but the upkeep is annoying. It's expensive and it ruins your hair throughout the time
So, you know just braid extensions are about all extensions. I'm not good for you
Shit, I just need to go off. I feel like I can't like wash my hair like yeah, and you can't scratch your scalp
And like really get in there with like
Yeah, I don't really like it, but I like how long it is. It looks nice, but it's
Annoying yeah, that's kind of like the same thing. I feel like almost with eyelash extensions
It didn't fit the same vibe. I love extensions, but I hate having to go and get it. Yeah
Did I get the TV yet? No, so I was gonna get the TV and then I realized a
Lot she realized a lot
Yeah, should I pan the camera more to your side
My cats are good very fat
very fat. I don't actually know where Ry is right now. Where is he? He's typically always around.
Well, I was gonna get it and then I also just realized.
Guys, he's keeping the ball, he's so cute, he's so fast, okay the thing is I was gonna
get a TV but then I realized I don't want to um, solely do IRL, I want to do more variety
I was like, fuck, I'm just going to do IRL.
And then I realized when I talk to other people,
people say to me, oh, a TVU is more motivating.
But for me, I don't think, oh, fuck, it's all moldy.
It's fine.
We can wash the pieces, if not, and wash them with vinegar.
But the thing is, I just feel like I want to do more variety.
TVU is expensive, and then if you don't use it enough,
I feel good like anxiety over spending so much money
and not using it enough.
I feel like I wouldn't get that as much,
but I initially was like, okay, I'm gonna get a TV
because I'm gonna invest in my content
because I'm doing IRL, but then I realized like, fuck.
Yeah, I'm getting like, everyone's like, oh, you know,
you gotta get out of your comfort zone.
But I feel like I'm getting so far to my comfort zone.
I'm kind of getting to the point where I feel like
I'm having like impulsors and doing like-
You're uncomfortable.
I'm like so uncomfortable.
I'm like, what am I doing?
I actually really don't like anything that I'm doing right now
and I'm really uncomfortable, and now I'm just being awkward.
Like, I'll just be like, this is so awkward,
and I'm just genuinely extremely uncomfortable.
Like, you know when you're in a box,
and people say, you know, get outside of your box,
and sometimes you have to be uncomfortable?
Okay, there's a little bit of outside your box,
but I'm like miles outside the box,
and I'm literally, now I'm just realizing,
I was just like, damn, I was,
Oh my god, I love this freaky song.
But I was kind of at the point where I was just like,
I'm so far to the box, what am I,
like what happened to Sakura?
I was like what just happened?
Everyone's like, oh you have to do this and that
in streaming to make it and progress and stuff like that.
But at some point you need to kind of like realize
that you're not really staying true to your content
and what you want to do.
I was like why, when I stopped playing Apex,
I was like I'm just gonna play whatever I think is fun.
I'm just gonna do whatever I like to watch
and stuff like that, and I've been way happier since.
Like I literally just do what I like to do.
And then I just, if people wanna watch,
and that's fantastic, but I also think if people wanna watch
when you are happy doing what you do,
because you have that energy,
and then people wanna watch that.
Cause people that wanna see that content
will find you as well.
Yeah, and I feel like sometimes I just do
what everyone else, like I'll get advice
and I'll just do what people tell me to do,
but I'm like wait, I actually don't want to do this at all.
The same thing, there's not one for everyone.
I feel like I actually just did I just like you lost yourself. I actually lost myself. I like I sit down now
I'm like what the fuck it happened to me because what the fuck is going on right now. I'm not sick or anymore
She's gonna find herself guys. She's gonna find her. I love you like a dead ass. I'm actually having an identity crisis
I think she might have to go back. It's not about workaholics. It's just about people's like mindset
I actually like I'm having a fucking crisis right now like I was like, holy shit
I'm going through my quarter-life crisis right now because I'm like
Holy fuck, what's going on?
Yeah, I also think that content right now is like very strange.
Like content has switched so much like reaction in like just like clipping and farming that
it's like kind of like unappealing for people that aren't like just for that, that want
to create a community just more so like a comfy family.
I know, like 80 is like normal, so I'd be quartered.
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm never dying.
I'm not even gonna die.
Are you crazy?
Yeah.
You're saying 25 is quartered, but do you think everyone lives to 100?
No, the average life expectancy I think is like in the 70s.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah.
You just gotta stay healthy.
You're just gonna drastic shift and now realizing after reflecting.
No, I like actually had a moment and I was like in my head like what the fuck just happened.
Literally we were on the phone last like yesterday morning and then at night and both of like
she called me after she like was like all like just like clear in her mind and she was like
yeah like I'm gonna do this and that and then like later at night she called me again and
she's like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and she's like spiraling and I'm like
girl we gotta figure this out. I always like just like dipping in and out. I'm like dipping in and
out not knowing what to do. We just gotta find that balance but everyone has that like the highs
are high and streaming and the lows are low and that's what sucks like you can have the best time
ever streaming because things are going so well but streaming is also so random and can be based
on so many things like the time of the year or you know the fucking economy or
like what's going on in the world like everything you know it's so she flux
fluctuates a lot so I just like why didn't like for me it wasn't really
what that was just that I wanted to completely yeah and then I was just like
well I think she should do more content on the side like I want to do
more like um what's it called? Vlogs, IRLs, lifestyle. Yeah. I told her to do what she
likes to watch because that's what I started doing. Make content that you enjoy to consume
yourself. Yeah. Be the consumer and be the creator. I don't know. I just missed sitting
down and like talking. I don't love playing games all the time, but I just miss sitting
down and talking and like actually like connecting with my community.
Yeah, exactly. That's why.
And I feel like IRL, like I feel like your community doesn't really know you. I feel
like it's pretty entertainment.
It's really hard to focus on your tracks. Well, that's like why I like to do 50-50 and try
because I like sitting down and talking to my chat. Because my favorite part about streaming
has always been my community and talking to people. I've never been about the games or
or like the content in that way,
like it's just always been the people.
That just shot in my eye.
It's just water.
Finally.
But yeah, I've just, I don't know,
I've just been thinking about that like a lot recently.
I've talked about it.
Oh, wow.
You're a good yapper.
But it's because my whole life didn't revolve around streaming.
Yeah.
Oh my god, I'm having a fucking crisis right now.
Probably not good to do live.
The first thing that she said when she came into my apartment was,
I'm having a crisis.
No, actually, I'm not having a crisis right now.
I also think it's that time of the year as well.
Well, fucking, the year just started.
Yeah, I know. So we got to change that. But that also means that we have a whole year to change it.
Well, I was just looking at your leaves.
I don't know, I'm trying to be positive. Do you want to cut these?
Maybe you can cut it. I can edit you.
Oh my God, they're saying I should go on a trip. I should.
That's what I say. I fucking said that. I was like, I think you need to actually go on a solo trip and just
stream and do your thing and she's like
Well, I don't know what to do that. I don't know like if I can do that
I'm like, I'm kind of scared too to do it like no, but I like
I'm a stalker. It's like kind of different going around by myself
you know
If you go to Japan, I'll be like, what the fuck?
Okay, don't say that. Please don't say that.
Because what if you get a role? What if people are like, challenge?
I accept it.
I'll show you, actually.
What the hell, though?
Is this kidding or...?
No. Well, I think they're supposed to be more cubes.
Or maybe not, actually.
Damn, this is my first time using a knife in like forever.
I don't even have a picture of it on stream.
Oh my god.
This knife feels dull.
It is dull.
I need to.
If you look at it, I did not treat them well.
Oh my god.
What are you chopping?
No, I just...
Fucking blocks!
My protein.
No, I just leave them in the sink.
That's my issue.
No, I just leave them in the sink. That's my issue.
She said, let me make your knife even more duller.
You are asking me what I'm chopping?
Oh my god, this song isn't live.
I'm sorry. I'm going through a tough time.
That was like a calm remedy.
We'll find your identity soon.
Don't worry.
Brusqueta.
What was I saying yesterday?
yesterday oh you were making fun of me the same tacos what taco tacos there you
say it's so cute I don't know maybe I just hear it hi Connor no also says
Taco and it sounds so cute like taco taco
There's a taco about to hang up the phone on you last night. I was like this fucking bitch
Oh my god, just like how your your skin was contagious
I was okay. I was in bed. I had my whole like skin care routine on I'm I have like this face
Creamed us nighttime. So it's like a layer and it pills
Then you started peeling. Yeah, it's just like you're contagious, but yeah, which is my
Skincare you say pasta. Okay, fuck off. That's true. Actually you said big
Well, I find weird
Tell me, is that, talk your shit.
Like when I think of like Americans and Canadians,
I don't think of them being very proper.
If I think of European things, I know.
But I feel like I look at like Europeans
and think they're more proper.
So I feel like it would be more of a European thing
to say like, oh, I'm gonna go get some pasta.
But like, I feel like if I heard like American
and Canadians like pasta, like it just like,
To me makes sense, do you know what I mean?
Pasta.
See, I don't know what happened.
Wait, are we loud or are you guys saying
that Americans are loud?
Are we loud on stream?
I'm so confused.
Pasta, Asta, Asta.
Oh, Americans, oh.
Yeah, oh my God, my dad used to always complain about that
because he lived in Sweden for 20 years.
And he was like, oh, Swedes are so, like, dull.
And like, Swedes are so, like, together.
And like, if you talk to someone in Sweden
and you don't know them, and they're stranger,
we think you're weird.
Like, well, like, oh, don't talk to me.
Yeah, like, we're very, like, reserved.
But then if you do talk to us, we are very nice.
But we will never, like, start the conversation
unless we have to.
My dad is very American.
My dad is very loud.
My dad is very, like, in your face.
And he would always, like, talk to anyone.
and they would be like, this guy's weird.
My dad's like that too.
My dad's very social, he'll talk to everyone.
Yeah.
I remember he used to like make me go ask for things
by myself because I'm really shy.
Like I'm a very shy person.
When I, and okay, people think that's hard to believe,
but like I'm very shy unless I know the person.
If I know the person, then I'm very outgoing.
Yeah.
Like, like, I feel like chat would just like laugh
and think that's funny, but I'm so serious guys.
When I do I-roll, I'll like get at some in my head,
like, holy fucking shit, I don't want to do this.
Like, I'm scared.
Like, I'm scared.
In my head, I'm literally thinking,
I'm so fucking scared.
Can I get under a blanket right now?
But I'll learn.
Okay, my touch, you believe me.
But like, people are so outgoing.
I'm just like, I'm so shy.
I'm very shy.
And then I'll start speaking,
and then I just say the wrong things.
And I'm just like, I'm just like,
oh, no, it's not about my anxiety.
It's just like, I'm shy.
I'm not even shy.
I just don't fucking feel like I don't, I'm like,
oh, I don't even need to talk.
If I don't need to talk, I won't talk.
Yeah.
I'm very much like, I'll probably just listen.
And then if I do feel like talking, I'll talk.
Turn on stream mode.
Hey, that's not stream mode.
That's called unarale streamer mode.
I can't understand some Danish
if you guys don't speak like crazy people.
Because you overthink?
No, it's because I'm just shy.
Some people are just shy.
like fuck, and there's not always,
I have to be like the whole reason.
I'm just shy.
A lot of shows are different on camera
than they are in real life.
So like it's-
Yeah, it's a majority.
Yeah, like if you meet people that are like strictly
like desktop streamers, they might be,
they will most likely be super intense on camera
and then you meet them at like-
And they're super shy.
Yeah, super.
Like put together or not put together
but like restraint and like in a shell.
I'm gonna get the garlic in the fridge the the gars in the fridge okay do you
ever watch those those AI videos of food and it tells you tips on the food it's
that it'll be like a little AI garlic and it's like I'm garlic don't put me in
the fridge I make your other food spoil you know yeah you're not supposed to
Girl, look on the project, but I'm not on the project.
No girl, I'm not five, so we don't watch Talking Food, but...
It's AI, or it'll be like...
AI!
Or it'll be like...
What's another word?
I'm an apple!
Don't put me next to the other fruit world,
ripen and mold too fast or something like that.
I thought it was bananas.
Yeah, someone else is saying they see that too.
I don't know, my timeline's cut.
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Well, yeah, if anyone is interested in being a TikTok editor or like a YouTube vlog editor,
message Nana.
Sorry, Nana.
I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
This is my knife that I bought in Japan.
I love this song.
Yeah, this is my knife that I bought in Japan.
I love this song.
Do you want to give me a garlic rose?
Yes.
Only one?
I don't know.
You have my phone.
That's why I brought out another one.
I wasn't sure if that one was good.
That's probably fine.
I think this one, this one.
One teaspoon of minced garlic.
Okay.
Just use the whole thing.
I love garlic.
Should I shred it?
I feel like I should do that.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I feel like I should do that.
Oh, it doesn't really matter.
It's just easier.
Oh, happy birthday.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!
Make sure you do a background check on people.
Oh.
Mmm.
Brody-gee.
Brody-gee.
Watch party? What am I watching?
What are we watching?
I don't want to talk about that.
Oh, you're watching me cook.
She gave me a garlic.
Well, especially since you're so good at reading people.
Cooker's slow down!
Hahahahahahaha!
Hahahahahahaha!
hahahaa!
hahahahahahahah!
sorry
No, this one's gar. Gargar?
Want some gargar?
Some guk guk.
Some guk guk?
Some guk guk.
Some what?
Our guk guk.
Oh my god.
What?
What did we do?
We did something.
No, we didn't mean it.
But I did talk.
Wait, was the garlic supposed to go in here?
Oh, set aside.
It's fine. I think it's fine.
We're not already failing.
Okay.
Okay, wait.
Okay, so be careful not to crush it.
Okay, okay.
I'll find them in your garlic cloves and to three tablespoons of olive oil and set aside.
I'll add the remaining minced garlic to the mixing bowl with your decimados.
So one teaspoon in there and then the rest in there.
So like that much.
These directions are just not very
Idiot for me.
That's my favorite part of the song.
Don't switch.
Crazy was...
I was listening to a role model song.
No, not a role model.
I was listening to a neighborhood song
and it perfectly transitioned into a Billie Eilish song.
That's crazy.
And I thought it was kind of fun.
Wait, didn't she date someone from the neighborhood?
She dated a girl from the neighborhood.
I was like damn Spotify you messy they are messy actually
No way
No way
What is up?
I'm good. Thank you for asking. I'm doing well today. I started my morning with cleaning my bathroom
And then I made coffee and then I made breakfast and then
And then you came over and then you had callus bagels.
And then we yucked and then we shrimped.
And then this morning I woke up, I did a ton of laundry.
I have like a lot of laundry to do.
And then I did two loads of dishes and clean my apartment
and took all my sheets off my bed to get washed as well.
I cleaned my washroom, pulled my clothes back in my closet,
washed my, I had a shower and I washed my hair as well
in the shower.
Definitely adulty.
Yeah.
And then I played music while I got ready.
Slide.
And then Mika got taken to the groomer.
And then Mika, there's it.
And then Mika.
Yeah.
Learning to love, what does that mean?
What is learning to glove?
Camera's focusing on the fridge still.
Big Gloved.
Big Gloved.
I saw a video on TikTok
And this girl got ran over by her boyfriend.
I can't do anything seriously with you.
She doesn't even know she's alive or dead, but she's still laughing.
Oh, God, that's so funny.
She's alive. She got ran over by me.
over by the tractor, yeah, but only her legs.
But the tractor de-gloved her foot,
which means that the skin rips off from your foot.
So they had to like, re-sleeve her.
I'm kidding.
She's alive and she can't walk, which is crazy,
but they made a take-talk about it,
and it was kind of crazy, and that just reminded me of that.
Ew, that took a more return.
I know.
That's not funny anymore.
It was never funny, because the first thing I said
was that she got ran over by a tractor in you.
That was the first sentence.
How was that ever funny?
You have to.
I just can't hear anything seriously
when I'm standing next to you.
Do you know what I mean?
I don't know.
Fuck, that's so nasty.
My biggest fear is standing too close to a door
where the hinge opens towards you
and thinking of somebody opening the door of me
and de-gloving my toe,
like completely in my whole nail going back
and just having a fucking little nub.
You got ran over by an ex?
My dad ran my foot over with the car once.
My mom ran the dog over and died.
It was a little chihuahua on Halloween.
At least it wasn't chihuahua.
Yeah, I fucked the chihuahua's.
It's going to be a cute dog, you know.
Okay, now it needs one tablespoon of balsamic.
It's already in there.
Good salt.
You bought this for me with my money.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I knew it.
She looks out for me.
I knew it was your stylist.
Yeah, thank you.
Okay.
It's all preferable, salmon, black pepper, and then stir gently and combine.
Then set aside to let the flavors melt for 30 minutes.
The fuck, okay.
Natasha's test kitchen tip.
You know what, girls, let it rest for 30 minutes.
Okay.
Why is this a voice for a girl and take that step, she was like, oh, you know how they ask
you about your deepest fears?
Why are you looking at me like that?
Well what the hell?
Sometimes she's looking at me in a way where I'm like, fuck what did I say to slip up and say something stupid?
But then I'm like, I'm just talking to a tick-tock.
No, I just want to see a tick-tock.
What?
I'm just giving car keys all over again.
It's because I can't hold a fucking poker face with you.
That's why I get call-locking.
Okay, why are you blaming me?
me. My eyes are the teller. Um, this girl on takeout, she's like, you know, like how
did you talk about your deepest fears and it's like something like very
generic. She was like, my deepest fear is getting kidnapped and then having to
take my contact lenses out and then being blind while being kidnapped. I've never thought about that.
What is yours? That now. Really? And getting buried alive. I realize my biggest fear isn't being alone, it's being ordinary.
like so I'm being like you're really just ordinary like do you know I mean like
what it sounds like yeah you're just like the most the widest thing you've ever
said no but just like super just like super fucking boring like so it's like
like you're just like you're boring like but like you know that you're boring do
you think they'd tell you my child would download my child got no fucking
Well, I wasn't thinking about it.
You wouldn't be streaming if you were ordinary.
But that was like, no, that was like my thought.
I was like, I was just like, how are these things?
I was like, no, my biggest fear is just like,
just being on autopilot and just being like
this most boring, ordinary person
and just being a fucking sim and existing.
Do you know what I mean?
That's how I feel about everyone that still lives
in my old town where I grew up.
That's how I, yeah, yeah, that's how I feel.
Like, like just like nothing in my life ever changing.
And just like, like, I think,
I think having like a low is good because it makes you realize that you have highs.
Like that's okay if my legs go in like this.
Yeah.
But I'd rather let my legs go like this than just like this the whole fucking time.
Yeah.
You know?
That was my thought.
I don't know.
I get it.
I know what you mean.
You're not ordinary, but you're very special.
Thank you so much.
But yeah.
But that was just my thought.
I agree.
Because I was like, damn, my biggest fear isn't being alone because at some point
You'll be alone.
No, but at some point, everyone's alone.
So how can you be afraid of something that's inevitable?
I mean, I guess everyone's afraid of dying.
I'm not afraid of dying.
I'm not afraid of dying because I'm scared of...
I see it from other people's perspective.
Everyone that I know around me, and then me dying, and then...
It's gone.
Really? I feel like I'd be fine.
I'm not afraid to die.
I can list on my hands how many people care if I die.
Did you know what I mean?
Realistically, people don't really care that much.
Why does it matter if you have more people?
It doesn't.
Exactly.
That would not affect me.
No, it would affect me and everyone else.
Yeah, you're dead.
It doesn't affect you.
And I die.
Why does it have to be more?
I don't want it to be more.
Exactly.
So why are you...
I'm just not afraid to die.
You're gonna die.
Because of the 10 people that you have in your life.
Because it's less people?
I have to worry?
That doesn't matter, though, because those 10 people are really important, so it should
be...
No, but it's better than it's...
No!
I'm saying it's better than it's 10 people than like 30 people.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I don't think you know what I'm saying.
Good morning, James.
I've lost the plot.
I'm done.
This dog is eating dog.
But that's why I'm not afraid to die.
Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, do you know what I mean?
You think too what it finds a mommy.
I don't think anyone would do this.
Bro, I do overthink everything.
I have a think old anxiety.
That's a bitch.
Okay.
Get that is done.
But why are you-
Is this supposed to go in there?
I don't know.
But what makes you afraid to die?
Me?
Yes, you would.
I don't like the unknown.
That's why I'm scared of like the open water.
Yeah.
You put it in.
Like the deep, dark water, I don't like that.
If I can't see, because I don't know, I'll make shit up in my mind and then it scares
me.
Oh, because are you religious?
No.
Okay, that's why.
I'm not either.
But I try not to sit there and think about it too much, because I just feel like I don't...
And they're mine.
I don't know, I just don't have an answer.
Get all these, the crew.
That's funny.
That's funny.
I don't think a hobby would change anything.
I'm gonna go get something.
Realistically, I would just sit there doing the hobby thinking about everything anyways.
Yeah.
I'm gonna start going to pick up a book.
It would? Oh my god, thank you guys so much for telling me that.
It would?
Damn. Well, my toss and it was so it must.
You're not wrong.
Jogging is fire.
Bro, when I see people run, I just think how much you hate yourself.
No, I wanna see people run.
I'm like, someone's gonna kill that person.
I don't want to get murdered.
I'm good on that.
You need more spice.
Usually it needs more spice and pepper too.
More stings.
Oh my god.
I don't stow it hard.
Oh my god, I don't have to wait.
I don't feel white shamed anymore.
I'm the whitest person there is.
But I'm also like,
really, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Mmm.
It's a corn, there's a piece of it.
Is it what?
I don't think it's me.
This is yours.
That's not me.
That's yours.
You just flicked me with your hair.
Two white people cooking.
Fantastic.
I am actually doing a pickleball now.
My mom does pickleball and she got abs.
That's what I'm saying.
We'll pickleball in over here.
The camera is not focusing. Is it fine now?
Oh shit.
I think it's because when I move out of center, it goes to whatever...
It shouldn't be falling in your face though.
It is not.
I'm missing one cookie.
You should play sports, bro.
football I don't have a car to go play that's true when I like when I say
football I mean software I'm so tall I'm five five she's five three yeah she's a
This is slouching over here.
Look at you!
Secreary and serious critic.
Don't be too hard on yourself.
Actually, I would make it if I were.
I am not my biggest critic.
Okay.
I'll give you a 5-7.
It's 5-5.
I feel like girls that are like 5'5'ing up just look taller than guys that are 5'5'ing
up because guys just lie.
That's true.
They just lie with their eyes.
True.
True.
I like those videos when they go around with like the measurement tape and they're like
how tall would you say and then they're like oh let me try this video.
And then everyone goes beat red and they're like me?
That's actually a good lie.
Oh, we're making pasta. Spaghetti. Spaghetti from scratch. Should we put,
sorry, our bottom so it doesn't like, go down? Well we're supposed to put those in
the oven anyways. That's fine. Yeah. However, the squash needs to go in the oven, so I
So I wonder how we should just put those in straight away.
A burp.
Don't burp on me.
You were thinking about it?
No.
You're thinking about it?
I've never done that, anyone.
I think we need to make the pause first,
because it needs to settle for a little bit.
Really?
Like just like draw it?
No, you wrap it in plastic.
Spaghetti, do you put it in the fridge?
No, it doesn't used to rest.
For the, what is it?
They glue it in some bullshit.
Some bullshit, like that.
I don't know, she,
some dude.
Burping is where she draws the line, burping is.
Burping is where she draws the line.
I don't know, I just think burping is
so much grosser than the flour.
Mm, I'm the opposite, yeah.
Really, I think burping is more gross because it's literally like it's just
Girl, farting is poop particles
Yeah, but the particles like get filtered out through your underwear, you know what I'm saying?
Like they don't actually come out, but like when you burp, I swear to God, I do not smell like a burp
What are you reading?
It doesn't smell like a fucking hotdog
It doesn't smell like a filter
Burps smell like a fucking hotdog
It doesn't smell
I can't stand it, it's like so fucking nasty
I don't far on people I far on a person
Let's get it straight
No, I don't have shitty underwear
I was just saying they're like if you fart and your poop or those. What are you guys just all farting naked?
It doesn't matter it doesn't get filtered. Yeah, it gets filtered with my underwear
That is up my butt hundred percent silk underwear
No, that's so because I will give you a yeast infection cotton
I got 100% cotton.
Period.
Period, guys.
There's skims.
I wonder where it's gone from the skims.
Is yours?
Is it comfy?
I don't know.
Actually, I don't think I have skims anywhere.
All I know is when I wear Victoria's Secret everywhere,
it doesn't fully cover everything.
It literally hits me with...
That's what everyone says. I used to work at Victoria's Secret.
That was the one thing that every single woman would say.
And I don't even have a...
It's just...
It's not good!
It's out there, but why does it fall off?
I would have customers come in and be like,
I like the underwear, but it doesn't cover enough.
Like, it doesn't...
When you put it in the dryer, it literally covers one lip.
I like it skimps.
Skimps is better.
Really?
Yeah.
TMI.
The Kardashians definitely have things to cover.
What?
What?
What do you want to say?
Nothing.
Just to cut, you know, the Kardashians, definitely.
I'll use cornmeal.
Cornmeal?
No.
But what is salomonea flour?
It's for pasta.
For superb pasta, actually.
That's a thing?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know that.
Sorry I had.
I really had, dude.
Bro.
Bro.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Oh my god, my hand print!
I mean, look at my hand print.
That feels so good.
Sometimes I just have to, like, overtake the urges.
Do you know what I mean?
He says that like, she doesn't always do that.
He's fucking doing it.
Sorry.
Okay, okay make make no okay make it into volcano
No, don't do this make it into volcano, okay, where do we see those?
No, no, no, no, no, stop compressing it.
Okay.
So that's fine.
Ew, I hate my hands.
I'm sorry.
Ew, it's on my fingernails.
So that's one.
Ew, I hate my hand, Patrick, now.
Ew, it's on my fingernails.
Asked her for one thing.
She didn't even do it.
I did vocale, OK.
Oh.
It's like a little well.
Who's that person just shoves egg yolk and makes spaghetti?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
No.
It's like a bit bowlful of yoke and you're like,
I'm just with the yoke and yoke.
Really?
I've never seen that.
Is this your TikTok again?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know.
I don't want to TikTok anymore.
I don't have that.
Just when you have talking fruit and stuff.
Sorry.
She's standing.
She's standing.
I know exactly what you're feeling.
I think we should go get tested.
Do you think?
No.
I don't think we need the answer.
But the thing is, if I got tested,
how would I live my life differently?
I wouldn't.
You wouldn't, so it doesn't matter.
So why would you get yourself tested?
And I'm not even American, so I couldn't even get a fund.
They don't do that here.
In Canada, you get a fund.
If you're delayed?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Is delayed a right term?
No, that's a nicer term.
If you're ADHD or special needs or anything like that in Canada, you get money.
Oh yeah, my sister knows.
If you get a grant.
My sister gets that.
Wait, your sister special needs?
She's special, alright.
Not in the good way.
My mom tells me I'm special.
Ew, I have flour everywhere.
Do you ever use your clothes in Afghan?
And I try not to because there's so much caviar just stuck in your hands.
When I was younger, I thought I was the favorite, but I think I was the favorite for a reason.
This is not enough.
Why?
No, it is enough.
What was the reason?
Wait, I, wait, so, so, so, so, so, so, so.
You put the the white too? I've never I didn't know that. It's a boy. Oh
The volcanoes are hot thing. Well there she wants to touch
Mixy mixy
What's your favorite thing to do?
Eat.
Like if you could be doing anything in the world right now.
Lanna Beach.
Somewhere tropical.
Do you have a specific destination?
Caribbean's would be nice.
Never been there.
I haven't been there.
It would be really nice.
I haven't been to a lot of tropical places.
Out of Asia like I haven't been to like places that people say are like tropical destinations. Yeah, wait who gives you five
Wait, thank you. Just for the fuck I think my most tropical destination
I've been to his Bahamas, but that was like for the shortest amount of time to
So like tropical destinations. I mean I've been to like South
South Asian countries that have like tropical areas, but I've never been to like like a
a place that is considered like strictly tropical like when you think of like
Bahamas and like
Tahiti and like places like that. Thank you so much for the fact that I was I appreciated Josh and thank you
Or like work world. Thank you so much. Yeah, or the Maldives. That's like whatever like if I had like
The CTS my honey would be somewhat tropical
I think because like in Sweden like when I use the trouble a lot
It would just be to like countries around because it's like four hours away. So it's like typically not that bad
So like Italy and Spain and Malta
Greece I've been to Greece like six times. Do you like I love Greece?
Why they don't get married anymore, I know I'd like to get married, but I
Have a great look at love so probably never will happen
Well, it probably never happened.
I love love, but love does not love me.
I think it's also like a society thing right now.
I think that people are like, I don't know.
That's like economy, maybe, as well.
If I insist, you'll marry me?
Oh, thank you so much.
What am I, a charity case?
Wait, I'm cleaning this for you.
Would you ever marry a chatter?
A chatter?
Yeah, absolutely not.
Okay, thank you.
What the hell?
Of course not.
I would never like marry, or like I would never date in one that's like, in streaming.
I'm sorry.
I just, yeah, no.
I think I'm like too private when it comes to stuff like that.
But I talk about this on my stream a lot.
Work that shit.
It feels a little wet.
Don't you giggle at me like that.
But it should also be kind of wet.
What are the better?
What kind of flower is the one for pastel?
Like what's different than regular flower?
It's the yellow one. I don't really know, I'll read.
Here you go, sweetie.
Thank you, Lily.
You're welcome, sweetie.
I don't know what it's made of. It's, um,
essential ingredient for authentic homey pasta. It's exceptionally high gluten content.
Okay.
Shit, I'm gonna shake it tonight.
You eat it, sis?
Yeah.
Really?
But I still eat, like I don't care.
Oh, great for baked goods and pudding.
Prime Kukukki, oh wait, what did I say?
Interesting.
Oh, she put a little bit more on the top.
I lost a little damn looking cleaner shit.
You fucker.
That was staleant yellow.
That would go completely yellow for sure.
Not my new kitchen.
It smells good, what do you think of this?
It smells good.
This is my new apartment, yeah.
A lot of people are like, it looks the same, but the cabinets are gray, they used to be
white.
And I have this now.
This was not in my old apartment, I had no space for anything, but now I'm in my room.
How much am I supposed to need? Is this something that you don't over need or does it matter?
Continue. It needs to be smooth.
Okay.
Continue.
I think it needs more flour on the counter.
It's like sticking a lot.
Who do you guys got winning the Super Bowl?
Good question. No idea. No idea.
I've never seen anyone need like this before.
Really? Yeah.
Is it about the right way to me?
I wouldn't say it is.
But we're getting there, so, you know.
Really? I just need it, Chris.
Uh, actually, I don't use my hands.
I use the KitchenAid Supreme Deluxe mixer at home.
That's right. Today's stream is sponsored.
That's right.
I usually never hand-need. I prefer to get a little clanker to do it for me.
A little clanker.
Damn.
I feel like I'm in the olden days when I hand-need.
You know what I'm saying?
Girl, we need to make sure you do more manual labor, because...
I don't want to do manual labor.
Yeah, okay.
Never mind.
Like what?
What other manual labor?
You should, you should, that should be your hobby, making sourdough bread.
I was thinking about that, because I was, I go on sourdough TikTok with that one girl
who like named her sourdough starter.
Named her?
I thought you were going to hold my hair, I'm like, I'm just going to go into it.
I mean, hey, if you want me to.
Mmm.
Yeah, okay.
Sourdough.
Sourdough is all fun and games, but at some point it scares me a little bit because I
feel like your sourdough starter is like, when it starts fermenting and living.
I don't know if I want that in my apartment.
For me, I just, I don't want to get into bread because I'm not going to eat it.
You don't know you do.
I don't want to be sitting there eating loads of bread.
So what?
I think, yeah, working.
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Okay, after Beyonce made a country album, now everyone wants to do one.
Stop, stop, stop.
Oh, look at that.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
this was good in school
you would hide your entitlement
i remember using A's
playing hard for the right boys
every time
you cover up your body
so my cocking ain't got scared of you
i love Raya
to me this sounds like
Sounds like something that would play in like like the Stoocy or Supreme store or like a street wear
Okay, let's hear the next one holy fuck why is there so many songs
This is his last album.
Damn, this is his last album.
Oh.
You're retiring?
This one's better.
Yeah.
Chowdy, what are your favorite songs in the album?
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I'm jealous. I look post-mortem. He's so talented. I'm sad he did switch the country, though.
I don't mind.
Okay, we're not listening to this song in the big two sets.
I like this song.
Well, you listen to a song that shouldn't be listened to in two seconds.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
This kind of looks like cheddar cheese.
She is.
My name's not Ostra, bitch.
Is that...
Wait, is it after getting more and more tilted?
The camera.
What?
They're like, I sort of go out of the camera and it's getting more and more tilted.
I thought I could sit.
Oh, I thought I made it not tilted.
Did I make it tilted?
I was looking at the countertop not the
See for me, I was looking at the countertop. Oh, yeah, my chatters names astra. Oh
They weren't talking about me. No
See now the door is
Straight but the countertop is tilted because the camera's not in front of the in the middle is better. Did it prefer this?
I'm asking
Yeah, they prefer this okay. Yeah
Pretty
We oiled this.
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We took so much when we got free tickets, so we went and I remember I went to watch Luke
Brian performed and I just got the biggest country egg and I like was trying to like enjoy the
concert but I had to go and get like I had to go get a drink and the only thing they had was
white claws and beer but like back in the day when I used to drink a lot I would drink white
claws like watermelon right white claws and it literally just tastes like soda water mixed with
like watermelon rind and like that's all I could think about and how I used to like drink them on
the lake and like almost drowned and...
Damn girl.
Yeah I don't know.
What the hell?
Well because me and my friend lived on the lake, which was in a lake house and I remember
like on a random Thursday one time we got so drunk that like we fell asleep and then
we just didn't wake up until like 2am that night.
Damn.
Now I just, since I grew up in a smaller town like the things that we would do to like
have fun during the weekend which is at someone's house and just drink beers and
like play games and stuff and yeah I've gotten a lot of beer drunk. I've gotten
so wine drunk too and then I've gotten vodka drunk a lot because we'd get this
really cheap risky vodka that my older friends would go across the border to
Finland to buy for like a really cheap penny and then they'd sell it to the
younger kids so I could do that a lot.
What were your like nasty alcohols that you can't drink now?
Vodka. I can't. I've gone vodka drunk so many times and thrown up on it so bad.
I was at the club, when I texted you, we went to the club and I had one vodka shot at the club
and I, you know me shot and you can feel like, you know, you start doing the whole like...
The work resortating?
Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah.
As soon as I took that shot, I sat there and I had to focus and lock in not to throw up
And that was my first drink of the night.
Just a shot.
Really?
Yeah, it was so good.
I was pounding shots back in Vancouver with,
before I went to Japan with Connor,
like Prott and his girlfriend Veronica.
And I had probably like three or four shots at this time.
And I took a shot of Jager and it went down
and all the way back up into the cup.
I couldn't do it.
Jager is my shot of choice.
No, my body like actually regurgitated.
Like it wasn't like, oh fuck, I need to puke.
It literally just went down right back up.
Like, I'm not gonna, I don't know.
My body was like, my body was rejecting it.
Not tequila or fireball.
My shot of choice is Closet as well.
That's like, tequila?
Yeah.
But, I like the Yeager.
But I'm not so Swedish, so.
Now the drinks that I can't drink, I can't drink twisted teas.
Oh.
Like the yellow ones with the blue rim.
I can't drink those.
I can't drink hails, I can't drink raspberry vodka, I can't drink pink Whitney, and I can't drink Malibu.
Oh, I can drink mintu. Have you had mintu?
Mintu is like, it tastes like toothpaste, and it's a liquor, but it's like really, really like pepperminty.
And I used to drink that a lot.
That shit, I can't drink that.
My friend, fuck my friend, had a, my, my friend would like to take shots of Sambuca.
Isn't that fucking nasty?
That's worse.
Coloring like taking shots of Sambuca.
That's worse than me drinking Fireball.
Is it gross?
It's horrible.
She would literally take shots of Sambuca.
I'm like, what are you doing?
She'd want to get drunk off Sambuca.
That's, that's how you get so sick.
Diabolical.
That's diabolical.
I didn't even, yeah, dude.
Soju?
Soju is fine for me, because it's so, I'm not a lightweight, so soju to me is just so...
It's so hard to get drunk on soju.
I'm such a heavyweight.
What is...
How much alcohol came straight from that?
A lot.
Like how many shots?
Over 20.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can just, I, I'm skinning it.
And I'm a, I weight 55 kg and I'm 55.
I can drink a lot for, for my-
I don't know my tolerance anymore.
My tolerance used to be more.
I haven't like actually gotten drunk in so long.
I don't know my tolerance anymore because the lot,
Like when I last actually was drinking, I was on SSRIs.
And every time I would drink, I'd block out.
Even if I had like a few shots, like I'd block out,
like on everything and I had super weak alcohol tolerance.
But now I don't know, cause obviously I can't drink here.
Well, I mean, I don't drink as much as,
I haven't like actually, like I stopped drinking like I did
when I was like maybe like in my 20s.
Like I don't drink like that anymore.
Like, in Sweden, I started drinking when I was 15, and we used to drink a lot, because we were bored.
What age?
18.
In Sweden.
Yeah, so we were bored, and we would just go out and drink.
Yeah.
And a lot of house parties, like a lot. I grew up with a lot of house parties.
So like, but then I stopped, I don't drink like that at all anymore. I don't like liquor at all, really.
But I like yeah, I I lived up my partying phase. I don't like partying anymore
Actually kills my vibe. Yeah, I like bars and dinners, but I don't I like I like during a few drinks
I like I like dinner and like two drinks. Yeah, I just feel really shitty if I get drunk
drinks of juice chat, but I'm happy I went through like all my phases when I was younger
like drinking and like thinking it was fun to go party when I was like way
younger yeah now well that's just not fun like the fact that people like oh my
god let's go to the club every weekend oh fuck no in the club I'm gonna be
sitting down in the corner but the club is really bad in in the US compared to
like Europe like if we ever went to Europe and we went to Amsterdam no like
I went to a four story club in Spain and that she was I almost got human traffic
Okay, if we ever go to like a place like Amsterdam, we're going to the club because Amsterdam is so much fun.
Because they played a good music and you can actually dance.
Stay your ass at home.
I don't know, clubbing is not fun.
It's not.
Nope.
It is not.
Like, I went to a club last weekend?
I had, do you know, really?
The thought that I have when I go to the club.
I remember, like, when I used to go clubbing,
I would go to the club, and you know, like, post-nut-clarity.
I would have, like, post-club-clarity while I was in the club,
and I'm like, holy fuck, everyone in the club is actually a loser.
I'm being a loser right now.
What the fuck am I doing here?
And I'd be like, I don't want to be here anymore,
would just leave. Yeah. No, when I went to the club last weekend, we stayed for like two hours and then went to get racing
kings and then just sat on eight and then we went home. Like it was very much so like, eh, very. Like maybe if it's a group
thing on a really on occasion or someone's birthday, but like, but actually going to the club and that's
someone's like weekend activity, like when I when I think about like my day off, I think about oh my god, I'm
I'm going to relax, maybe the auto go to the gym,
I'll like hang out with my dog and I'll go get dinner.
Like the fact that people are like,
oh my god, it's a fucking weekend,
let's go get so drunk and go to the club.
I don't know, I don't get asked what are we doing.
I don't like getting drunk because I don't like
how it makes me so unproductive the next day.
I feel like shit, I feel like I want to like
just like pull the sheets over my head.
I also get bad anxiety, which I don't like.
Anxiety is horrible.
Do you get alcohol? Hangover anxiety?
Yeah, anxiety. So bad.
And I don't get anxiety.
Typically.
But that's the one time I'll get anxiety.
Anxiety.
Would you box a crib? No.
I would not box.
Also, I'm just not getting drunk.
I just am not in control when I'm drunk.
I just start saying shit.
like I just have too much fun
I think I'm invincible and I walk home for like 30 minutes which is really bad
that's what I did not long ago I walked home for 30 minutes in LA I think I'm
invincible when I'm drunk because that's what I used to do in Sweden I would
Just walk home.
Oh my god.
It's really bad.
Girl.
For a very long time.
Yeah.
It's not good.
It's gonna kill me.
At least in 4 to 5 minutes.
I don't like this song from this album.
What's your like craziest drunk story?
My crazy drunk story?
You have like a crazy drug story
I mean I've woken up in like really great places
No, like I don't think you're like when I was like 15 to like 17
I would just go out like with my friends and like we'd get invited to like a party somewhere
And then we like we wouldn't even like know the people throwing the party
No, I didn't get invited me my friend was a side cook like me and Cory went on the side quest and it was snowing outside
And we started going sledding and these people were like 30 years old and we were like in high snow
And everyone was drunk and we were like going down. They said like I just really look randomly like I'm just like what the fuck
when we're doing it was like steep ass hills I'm telling you like it's a
miracle that I never got kidnapped because I didn't go party at so many random
people's houses and then randomly go with like a group of people too they
have I've slept at a lot of random people's houses okay I don't do that I'm
too scared I go home ever since I know I definitely showed me kidnapped really I
go ahead it doesn't matter if I'm black though I always end up at home I'm not
saying no I'm scared I'll literally I would literally beg people for a ride
home to leave. Like I remember like when I was younger and I did not my
license I would literally beg everyone for a ride home because I was not staying.
I was like I'm not staying. I've never had anything bad happen to me though like
I'm definitely lucky because like no one has ever like I've always been like fine
so I don't know. I've always been fine but I always go home. I'm too scared. I
I would even pay people like, I'd be like,
I'll literally transfer you $20 if you drive me five minutes
to go home, please just drive me home.
And I would go home.
I used to also rent, like, me and my friends,
we used to rent like a little, what's it called,
when you have like a blue call, what is that in English?
Like an area where you can host things.
Yeah, like I've done you but like a smaller one like we would rent that and then host parties
So like Halloween parties or like birthday parties and like and yeah
And she would go crazy because we we would invite like 200 people and it was just all like 18 70 year olds and
Then we had to clean it afterwards a day after when she was like when she was that age not anymore
Well, yeah, but that sounded weird. But like oh yeah when I was all
And I'm talking about when I was 17 and 18.
You're rich?
No.
It wouldn't be that expensive.
Like it would be like maybe like $200.
It was like a venue out of nowhere and we were like five people.
This is one I didn't know how to handle my alcohol like years ago.
Hypothetically, I got really drunk at a really big Halloween party.
And like, I got so black out drunk that I got carried over someone's shoulder.
And there was like a video of it that somebody posted on their Snapchat.
And then the next day I had 50 text messages from different people being like, oh my god,
Zyka, are you alive?
Like, are you okay?
Damn, I look like a boy.
I was like, fuck, I was like, bro, I got too white, I got too white, and I remember like,
That day, like, I, like, the people that drove me home drove me and brought, like, took a
kitchen pot from this person's, like, house, moving a puke in.
And then they took the pot and threw it up the window because they didn't want it.
And the next morning in the group chat, it was like, does anybody know where my kitchen
was?
That's funny.
And then I remember the next day it was on the ferry and I got so fucked up, I literally
ran to the washroom.
I could run to the washroom, I just peeved all the floor.
Because I was getting seasick.
I've never thrown up.
Like, I usually, like, I'm not like a big puker.
I don't really throw up.
Oh, I was.
Not anymore.
I haven't peeped in like a few years.
One time I got red wine drunk, though,
and I was wearing white pants and I threw up.
I got it all over my white pants.
It was at a house party and I remember my boyfriend
time had to take care of me and you like girl. I was fun. Oh man. These aren't stories you'd be proud of.
These aren't stories you'd be proud of. These are just like funny stories. Dude we were
teenagers. This is just funny. Yeah. That's why I'm so aged. I'm so aged out of wanting to party
because I was just fucking crazy when I was younger. Because we were just bored. Yeah we were
just bored. So bored living in a small town. There's nothing better to do. Like I remember during
COVID nobody could do anything and we would like go everyone would go to the beach and like get a
speaker and everyone would just get fucking blue litterated drunk. I remember one time.
Like if you were walking us one time. I told my chappers that I ran up the fucking hill running away
from the cops even though they were just trying to get us to leave. They were actually gonna arrest
us and we just looked fucking stupid. Have I ever ran from the cops? I mean a place is definitely
gone you know like really you you guys like the cops have pulled up to a lot of parties that
but like they never like actually shot anything down.
Ah!
Maybe they did.
Small town, it was a small town.
There was only like four high schools.
My town was like, my town was 11,000 people.
That's a small town.
That is a very small town.
But mine is like, for ours, like my town though,
there was no city within like two hours.
Yeah, yeah.
So it was like isolated.
That was different for me.
And then also like majority of the people were retired.
Like the young population,
Nobody stays there after.
Yeah.
Like the really, like...
So how do people get old?
Wait, what?
Well, people go there to retire, and they come back.
Like it's an older town.
Like if they actually did staffs on the people that live there,
like a lot of people my age don't live there anymore.
Yeah.
Look at you.
Uh-uh.
Yeah.
We would hop from like, because like we could take the train,
like for 20 minutes into another city.
That was just as small, but there was like more people.
So I remember like we would literally go to any place that they would allow us to host a party at because obviously when you're
Underaged they wouldn't like rent the venue out for you. So we'd have to find a place that would do it
So like it could be on the woods and we would host a party in the woods
And then we would just sleep at the venue for the next day because no buses were built
Like there was no bus for us to go back home. So we just sleep at the menu. We'd sleep on the floor
I could you know like we would sleep on the floor with nothing in the same clothes and everything
But yeah, my town, everyone knows everyone, like actually.
If you lined everyone in my garage, you're up.
And it was like, where does Blubba-Bubba live?
Half of the people would know where everyone lives, and like, five lore drops about every
single person.
I don't know how many of them can I.
Like, everybody knows everything about everyone.
I never had a fake ID.
But you can go out to the club when you're 18.
18 in Sweden.
But you can't buy alcohol in the grocery store
until you're 21, 22 and a half.
This is a Geolonghi pro coffee machine.
I have some nosy-ass Canadians.
How big was my drag cost?
Like $300?
$20.
$20?
You're looking at me like I know.
I'm trying to think.
I think my drag cost was like $300.
200? No, 200. My grad class was like 200.
But...
I don't know what I was doing.
I don't remember.
There was once a really smart girl in my grad class at that Harvard now, full-ride.
Swedish schools are very different.
I forgot her name.
To that.
Are these any good?
I've never had just one of these, I don't think people eat them like that, do they?
I don't know, I'm gonna try.
I feel really smart people in my grad class, I'm really stupid.
Like you know it's bad when I wasn't the stupidest kid in the school.
They're not that bad, but they're pretty boring.
There's probably about ten people in my grad class that didn't actually graduate that walked
down.
that they were allowed to.
They were just walking down with the diploma
that had nothing in it, because they didn't want to embarrass them.
Yeah.
So, what's your role in graduating?
My mom was like,
So, are you sure you graduated?
Yeah, I'm fucking sure I graduated.
I go out there as soon as possible.
I speed ran my last year of high school.
Some people did eight classes there last year,
and I did three in God and never I looked back.
I didn't make any friends.
I didn't talk to anyone, because I just
wanted to get in and out.
Like, I didn't care for anything.
My last year, I didn't give a fuck.
I literally sit in my car at lunch by myself and eat,
go to my classes, in my pants, and leave, and talk to nobody.
Yeah, I think I made one friend, because they talked to me.
I didn't want to talk to anyone.
I was definitely like that person, like, don't talk to her.
I didn't want to make.
What about you?
No, my old teacher said that.
Because he took people into a room,
and then he kind of gave them like an analyst.
And what's it called?
Analyst.
Analysis.
Oh, OK.
Analysis.
Analysis.
I can't say that word.
analysis
Stopping on anal is great
They know I thought her and now
The fuck is going on I'm lost
Okay, he would look at you and he would be like, okay, this is why I think that people,
like first impression of you is.
And like my friend was really tall.
So he would be like, oh, I think that people are like, kind of like intimidated by you
because you're such a tall girl.
And she was like, oh.
And then to me, he said, yeah, I think that people might be intimidated by you because
they might think that you are a bitch.
He said that.
He said that to you?
Yeah.
you look like a bitch? Yeah. I think I need to wear shoes. You know what I mean? You
know when you step on hardwood floor for two on your feet straight? Like I had like
resting bitch face and then I remember after that he didn't call me tall. He
called my friend tall and then he called me after school and apologized because
he was like fuck because obviously I didn't take that well. And then my friends
were like no you're so nice but like you know just like having resting
bitch face because I didn't talk to a lot of people because I wanted to get in and now.
So um.
I'm sorry to get a little off like that.
But he called me out.
He apologized afterwards because I think he was like, dang, a teacher shouldn't say that
actually.
And then he got in trouble because I told him.
And then I hated him for the rest of my.
No, I had someone say that I had a resting bitch face and they thought I was mean until they talked to me
That I'm gonna do so now so after I heard that like years ago
I don't make eye contact with people unless I'm going to talk to them. I'll look up the ceiling
Because if I look at them damn, I'm looking me like what am I supposed to be looking people like no literally
Like I had that too. They were like no like oh you talk to us and we were like well. She's so nice
It's just like if you relax your face
You're just not smiling. It's very normal.
That's why I just don't look at people anymore.
I just don't look at people anymore.
I just stop looking.
I don't look at people. I don't look at people anymore.
I just look at the floor.
So, I mean that helped.
I'm not good at you.
Okay, chat. The butternut squash is in the oven.
I think I can take it out.
That is the filling for a ravioli.
Ravioli, ravioli.
Where's my blender?
I don't know where anything is in the kitchen,
because Emily's the one that put everything away.
Aw.
I really don't know where my blender is.
Blender?
Yeah, my hand-held one.
What the hell?
That's just a big cabinet.
I know, it's great. I love it.
My kitchen has no storage.
Really? That's how my old one was. I had no storage.
Mine was less than yours.
Like if you look at my kitchen, there's no storage.
This is great.
I love it.
Oh, immersion box.
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Get out that my job
yeah that's all I got oh my god you ever be email and listen to song when you're
younger
I remember this came out when I was in like late elementary school really high
school and I'll listen to this song walk in a school
I know my heart, oh no you didn't
Oh my god I used to like this song
So you know that dapple is bro this is literally called old songs that slap shrug emoji
Is this a dance move?
You got a song, give me some of these
Oh, thank you for the five
See I don't know how fragrant that is team. I love it
Okay, can't remember time. I was going wrong
Hi
Well, maybe a little baby. I don't want to lie. I don't want to tell you
I don't know his reply, but you're not an angel here, you can't even fly
I know this, you ain't gonna know shit
Hey, you want the song?
Division, both of us get out of focus, that's a real hot album, hope you don't wonder who wrote it
Oh shit
Look at Circus' song, like he's another, he's just a soloist
I'm just like the roses when I see where the roses
That's all I've got
I just stay here and repost it
What are you doing for now?
I'm the watch prettiest
I'm gonna come back to mine though
Your friend ain't cute but it's not
I know, we going on a high note.
But the last time you dropped it down.
Did you ever like this song?
Oh my god, I love this song.
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Yeah, I like fall P.M. And then all of a sudden it's 1 a.m. or 2 a.m.
Is that the only time I actually go to sleep, to sleep late?
Sorry, it's okay.
Like 50.
She may be right with me.
Bad bitch, cute face, and some nice titties.
Do you need help?
Yes.
Oh, I would like to do this for you.
You must walk.
You're allowed to do this.
All right, come on.
Street sprays me.
Oh my god, I used to love this song.
This is schedule busy.
I'm sure all of you are good.
This is a team that I feel like a rookie.
We shake all the crazy.
We see producer, we see including.
They're on the city.
Oh, I can do a take-talk when I get in my car.
I'll be like, wait, just wait.
Shoot this for the sun.
Watching what he gonna do, try to steal news.
Well, news, what am I gonna eat?
When I get my credit card and my SSN,
it's a process.
Process?
Oh, okay.
I don't know if it would just rip it.
When, when, when, bitch, I'm a little big.
When I knew what it was.
Hmm, got gnocchi.
Oh, gnocchi.
Gnocchis, it means you stole the car.
Brand new whip, got gnocchi.
Got gnocchi.
Oh, I didn't know it was over.
Brand new whip, got gnocchi.
Oh, this is a good one too.
Oh my god, I used to love this song when I was younger.
That was like grade 6.
Yeah, the whole boss gotta be muted and there's just gonna be us dancing around in nothing.
Oh, here.
Thank you, my dick and my pants.
Oh, I wish I had a dick for a day so I could put in some Orbeez or like a glazed doughnut.
I would love to stick my dick through the whole of a glazed doughnut.
Really? That's where you would stick your dick?
Yeah.
Just put in a glazed doughnut?
And a grapefruit and orbeez like
Wouldn't a grapefruit like hurt? I thought that's what guys did. I feel like that would hurt because it's like a lemon
You know, I will like sting. Well, not well, that's a nice sign. Well, maybe only if you're circumcised
Wait come again
Wait, why would it make a difference?
I probably stick my dick in a girl's.
Really?
Yeah.
As long as I have consent.
Well, obviously.
Yeah.
I had to add that there.
Do you know?
Never mind.
I'm stopping you.
I'm stopping you.
This is not a stream conversation anymore.
Kuku is learning how to stop saying too much.
That's good.
If you were a guy, do you think you would be a hoe?
No, because I feel like I still would feel the same as I feel now.
And like, I don't like having sex if I don't have feelings for a person.
Yeah, that's right.
No, I don't think so.
Because I would still be me.
I heard guys get worse post-net clarity than girls do, so you probably feel even worse.
Didn't I tell you this?
Well, I already knew that.
Guys think the way we always think after post-metting, it's not crazy, so they're just fucking stupid the rest of the time.
Yes, and we're just always smart, and then we get smarter.
I don't know what's smarter, I think we're just cleaning.
Do you think this is thin enough, or is this level four? What do you think?
for ravioli. Yeah. It's always a thicker than you think it is. Maybe a little bit thinner for ravioli.
Oh my god, this is a good question. If you were a man, would you live your life the same that you live it now?
Would you have done the same thing, careerize?
Would you?
Yes, but I would be more successful because I'm simply a man.
Anyhow?
That's true.
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Please, a woman, because I don't think
I would understand how women, yeah I know but like I don't I don't think I'd
understand like the concept of like being a man and like how I feel like you
focus I feel like eating a girl is so much harder than sucking dick. Yes, because most men
That no fucking clue.
Yeah.
What's your saying?
Okay.
The thing is that I feel like it's an art for men to last long.
And that's why I feel like I would be bad because I wouldn't be experienced so that
I would be able to last long.
So therefore...
No, I think you would just think of something really morbid.
Or like just think of something that would turn you off, like think about your grandma.
It's always poor grandma, it's always grandma.
Then I would probably go down.
Oh lord.
It's gonna take us forever.
That don't work.
That don't work.
That don't work. That don't work.
Aw, freak you shit.
It doesn't work?
That freak you shit.
That was killing me.
Scoot up the process.
Where's my knife?
Five minutes is a long time
Five minutes dead out the longest
What are we spearing
Oh lord.
Oh.
Jam Jam Asher said Simon's is the one for whom?
Are you single?
Yeah.
Have you ever had sex?
I think there's a percentage that hasn't, for sure.
The lighting makes them look like odds.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
That's not the lighting.
If you lost over 35, you don't like the person to be honest.
35?
I don't agree with that.
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They don't, they don't do something, don't.
What day is it today? Thursday?
Apparently it's Friday. What? Yeah.
It's Friday today? Mm-hmm. Oh my god, it is.
Yeah, but it's not Friday for us.
I'll see you some other day.
Oh shit, oh my god.
I actually did, I was just kidding, we heard that.
What way?
No, it is Friday.
Does anyone actually care about the Super Bowl?
Don't see that.
Sorry.
Industry plans.
No?
Oh, it's still down.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
So, is it like dead obvious who's going to win?
Like should I do some sports betting?
Maybe.
Maybe.
For your new car.
Yes?
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
Your head smells good.
Thanks.
No fuck that's too bad.
Dude, every time we stream, it's just the people who's like, oh my god.
This is how the Audi clip was, how did it happen?
The Audi clip?
The keys.
Oh, the Audi.
You're talking about the Audi belly button.
Yeah, the Audi clip, that goes on in history.
That should have been a clip of the years.
Mom, I'm breaking.
Classic.
I was doing my best back then.
Austin played that shoe.
Well, motherfucker, Austin started like, was like,
No, I was laughing because you were laughing.
Well, I was trying to hold it in.
And then if you laugh, I'm gonna laugh.
I should have like, body blocked it and I did it.
This is, she did not play at all.
Okay, well I was laughing.
You know when those, you know when you're not supposed to laugh?
In school.
Motherfucker, that's gonna make you laugh even more.
It was more funny because we talked about the keys just before the string.
And then, yeah, yeah, stupid ass motherfucker, yeah.
Nice to see you guys.
Any more.
It was a funny clip, or that shit that asked me not funny for me, it was just exciting.
After that I knew it was over.
Yeah.
I was like fuck.
laughing deep down inside, I was like that fucking stuff.
Yeah.
This is better time.
Oh fuck, I fucked up.
I need to get your tooth in first.
You also have to put flour in all the way.
Okay.
What are you doing?
Would y'all still be private?
I think it wasn't for the insertion floor, yes.
Oh!
Yeah, that was even worse.
No, that was when it was done.
Yeah.
Oh no... too skinny?
Too wet.
Yeah, the top side's wet, but the bottom side isn't, that's why I flipped them.
Yeah, but now I get stuck to the kind of top.
That's a wet.
Oh fuck her!
How did I put it through again on the skinny skin?
Did you follow it?
Yeah, I did.
Anyways, um...
Did any of y'all plan? No, the Halloween costume wasn't planned to be that.
It just kind of happened.
That's the thing.
Wait, what?
Jason being Batman and you being Catwoman just kind of happened.
No, it didn't.
Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
I was seeing that I was doing something with you, and he's like, should we just match?
I was like, I'm already doing something else, and then he just decided to be Catwoman.
Yeah, but he didn't know that you were going to be Catwoman.
Very good.
Oh.
But what setting should it be on?
Three.
Four.
Just kidding.
Four.
I start.
Yeah.
Four to start, okay.
Yeah.
I mean, I said Catwoman because I really wanted to be voice and Ivy, so.
What the fuck is this song?
I've only heard this one before.
Uncle who?
Wait I know this song!
I know! I know! I know! I know!
We know what it didn't be.
Why is this all your playlist?
It's not all my playlists!
I can't!
So we can't take you nowhere.
Is it fine?
Is it fine?
Yeah.
Oh my god.
I can't take it.
Oh my god.
Holy shit.
Oh
Why is it doing this on the setting board if it's oh it's way too much
You need to do like the biggest one
You talk to the waist only so casually
You're a banger
We're different in the same
If you would have the right
Switch up the battery
If you gave me a chance
I would take it
It's a shot in the dark
But I'll make it
You can't make me
When I am with you
I hope they said red with a B
Flower! That's fine!
Okay, there we go, now look at that
Hold on
Do you think it's just flower?
It's just been going in and out for a lot
I ain't thinkin' they
They see me and with you
They see me and with you
I don't like me together
Aw, this song's so cute
No place I'd rather be
Come on up
Oh, come on up
You think I'm just letting it sit too long?
No
I think it's just finger landing out
See?
See?
And then they'll come at me and they'll shut up at me
If you gave me a chance I would take it
It's a shot and with dog what I'm making
I would put it here one more time
Okay, but we should cut it
First? Yeah
It's so long
Hair in my face
When I am with you, there's no place I'd rather be
It is a banger, can you ban it makes a lot of bangers
They're gonna make...they're gonna make music like that anymore.
Really don't.
I
Think after this it's gone
I'm gonna grab another one.
Wait, this is like a riff.
The big shot!
Oh, remember my name, and it's probably cause you think you're cool with me.
Cause you're so cool.
Is this such a good summer song?
Yeah.
Damn, this version got a heavy bass.
Yeah, I don't want to.
Is it?
Come over here.
Come over here.
This is a good song.
I'm gonna move by.
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I love it!
There's a whole meal.
for one person last person standing gets to eat
what's the smallest setting you put it on three three yeah oh this is good oh
Oh I miss old Adele too. I'm like fat girl. Huh? Fat girl. What? He's calling fat girl. That's insane!
Oh my god, that's so good. Can you listen?
I just feel like saying, OOPAAA, doing this right up the ceiling.
Now I feel like please
I feel like the noodle person at Hyde Hill
Psycho actually
Get out and go in the garbage.
Bro.
She's wasting my pasta.
There's...
There's a lot.
This is a great Crash Ops song.
It is.
It really is.
I've crashed out of this song for sure.
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I know guys I know I'm skipping bangers
We're gonna skip the one song and one song.
Nope.
Actually, this is a good song.
Fuck!
I think I'm just making lyrics up now.
What? Who? You?
Yeah.
Oh.
Between the seven things that hold my poverty.
I feel like falling down.
This is a Japan song?
I don't even remember this being a Japan song at all.
That girl, I was in there.
Look at that meat, like I know.
I don't remember.
This is all that's left of the world, I'm finally here
Meh
I'm finally here
What? I like the one song back, just...
Oh, no, not the song
No
Don't know the song
No
Don't know the song
No
No one
No
Why is this happening to this performance right now?
No
No, not the...
Again
No
I
Are we going arena?
Yeah, I think it's
you
you
you
you
you
I'm sorry, I really don't understand why we're crumbling on that.
Here I did my two.
Wow! Beautiful.
I hate the drop in that song.
I can't stand it. I don't- yeah.
You have told me this before already, actually.
Yeah.
Cause I told you I like this one and you're like, I don't.
I don't know why I hate it so much.
I used to like it.
Who's your favorite football player?
Like NFL.
Chad, that's the game.
Swedish.
Travis Kelsey, that's all the name I know.
You Swedish?
No, I am.
I don't watch my group at all.
The Taraskelse is the only name I would ever know.
We're gonna see Split.
See Split.
Yeah, it's actually the only name I know.
All I know is Braxham Barrios.
Oh yeah.
Uh, Professor Palick.
Yeah, sorry.
We're just girls.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Oh, soccer.
Oh, um...
I don't know how many in soccer either.
I know the goalie.
He's such Swedish.
And then obviously I know Slotham, but...
Yeah.
Okay, if he bet you he's hot.
Wait, oh, he's not a goalie?
Oh, Matt.
The last one I've ever played has leaked and just exploded.
Oh, really?
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, I'm sorry, chat.
Now everyone's mad.
Is this strike or strike?
I meant that.
Clearly.
I said that is a goalie but he's a striker which is like the fucking opposite.
Oh
Have we ever not made a mess cleaning?
No, remember when we made the chocolate cake?
That was crazy.
That went everywhere.
That was crazy.
Are you mad?
I'm mad.
Wait, what are we going to do for sauce?
The sauce is brown butter.
Okay.
The one like the...
Would you like this one?
Do you like this song?
I like the one from...
Um...
From this?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
I've never heard the ad-libs in this song.
Oh
You know exactly how to
So guys, we're just putting everything in the sink.
Well, fuck, did you want me to put the flour on the floor?
There's a garb-erator in here.
Draw me to put the dishes on the ground.
Dead ass.
Sometimes you guys are doing too much.
I think they're done.
When they float, they're done.
You're done.
You're done.
Put it.
How's it going?
I'll use it.
OK.
No, I've got 100% done.
The worst lip? Like, one of one.
I've never seen an ambulance like this.
Hey, I have the same set of these from Amazon.
Yeah, I hate it.
What the fuck happened to your thing?
I burned a lot of my shit. Unfortunately.
Did you just leave it in the bowl or something?
No, I would never do that.
It's okay. The only reason why mine are intact is because I don't go.
Are you still?
Yeah.
Decoration.
You're just a girl.
Yeah.
I think that's a girl.
That was a lot of good of you.
Oh my god.
I just went looking at you in the pool.
Okay.
There is so sheesh.
I don't know.
Do you wanna put this in a computer?
Ah, you're good, so umm, yeah.
I will indeed doobly-doo, doobly-dobly-doofly,
into doobly.
A little bit in here, yeah.
Oh, I love that little container, it's so cute.
Ahhh, cute.
Yeah, so cute.
In doubly, I will eat that.
We're cooking chat, we're doing something.
I feel like I'm, like, getting ready to go out right now.
I mean, I am. And you should come.
We're not going out, it's a, it's a work event.
You don't always have to drink when you go out so work your things.
I feel like I'm getting ready for like a function.
Oh, no.
It's a function.
The party's cute.
The filling is butternut squash.
It has butter, sage and butternut squash.
I'm not a Lordy fan.
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy.
I've never seen the salt park episode
No, great episode. I don't mind Lord but I don't listen. I only like a few of our songs, but it's not bad
We'll do this. Oh
Is it a lid? Yeah, this has to brown. Can you keep an eye on that?
You want to see what I'm wearing to the function? Yeah
Oh oh oh oh, ain't nobody love me better
makes me happy if we feel this way
Hey oh honey, love me better than you
ooh
Chat, tell her to come with me to the fire show
Chat, browning butter scares me, cause I burn it
like half the time
Water is too expensive to burn.
For some reason, also, the fucking heat on the high setting.
Where's that from?
It's from Naked Wardrobe.
Why do you guys think... take the hint?
You're such a shopper.
Why did you tell me to take the hint?
I told them that they should tell you to come to the function with me, and they're telling me to take the hit.
What'd I do?
Nothing.
What? Look how cute.
That is cute.
I never shop anymore. I don't like buying cute outfits.
I am a big shop.
Are there shorts under those or no?
No, they're really not.
But it's the top.
I can't buy something like that, because I did actually actually flash like a stranger.
That's like my fear.
The hint is that she doesn't want to go.
What?
That's like the hint is that she doesn't want to go.
I'm like, I'm calling to employ the other now in my head.
But you know that.
Yeah.
I'm pushing it
And I'm trying to like think in my head well
It's not like it's not far. That's the thing. It's accessible. Oh, it's it. Oh wait. No, but I was going to stop
And there will be food
What kind of
It's done.
Okay, it's browned.
Nice.
I turned the heat off, but I'm kind of worried it might burn because the metal pan's still
hot.
You can remove it and just keep on stirring it a little bit.
No, I mean like the pan.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like this is off.
But I'm like...
It's still gonna be kind of hot.
I don't think it makes that much of a difference to be off the grid.
I just mean like the actual pan that it's sitting on now.
Yeah, I would just stir it still a little bit.
The food is...
Let's see what the food is.
Also, look what I'm fucking wearing!
Yeah, but you know that you would just...
What is my closet?
Yeah, why is that even a question?
Your shoes?
Of course I have shoes.
So, for your feet?
Seven and a half.
I have those heels that I bought for you.
And then on my mind heels.
I have sevens and seven and a half.
You know this.
The food is...
Joe's Pizza.
And Box Chicken.
Joe's Pizza?
And Box Chicken!
Chicken!
Wait, what's box chicken?
I don't know, but it sounds good.
Oh wait, I don't know why I was thinking
that was Jordan Vinnie's for some reason.
Wait, can I see the M-Ride?
Yeah.
That's funny.
My agent's doing it.
I didn't know that.
She's holding her friend. Not even for me, just a friend.
I'm trying to gauge my social battery in my head right now.
You know what I mean?
You're only social when you work.
That's the problem.
You need to be social when you don't work.
Yeah, I don't like talking to people.
You don't have to talk to people.
Okay, we're gonna put stuff on this with the sauce.
That would be the butter.
Wait, we're not doing the ravioli.
What?
The ravioli's right there.
We're not doing the...
They're in the oven.
We're not doing the...
The...
We're not doing the...
The...Termisu?
No, there's no time.
I also gotta go to her function, so we have no time for a Termisu beach at...
Sorry.
But that means that there's gonna be a part two!
Yay!
That'll be part two.
I don't think anyone goes to a function on time.
We thought I'm gonna be on time. I don't wanna redo anything.
Do you do it all?
Yes.
What?
Because I feel gross after cooking.
Redo it?
Yes.
That's so much work.
No, it takes like 30 minutes.
That's 30 minutes too long.
Maybe I just don't care about that anymore.
I don't know.
Is this too much?
I don't eat that.
No, I fucking, this smells so good.
I love butter.
Mmm, delicious.
Is that good?
Do you want Parmesan though?
Do you want Parmesan?
No.
Oh did the push get a little, I love it.
Salt just you've never brown butter sauce really it's actually good
Because it's usually like a really fragrant
Like ravioli when you use brown butter because brown butter is just like savory
Where the fuck the function
Wait, we haven't had shared chat for a long time, oh well.
What?
I don't know, I just, I don't know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Wait, thank you for the ticket, good.
Thank you so much.
How long do you think the term is still take?
How long do you think term is still take for 30 minutes?
30?
have to sit and like soap?
Yeah, but we could just eat it unsoaked.
It just wouldn't be like as playful.
Yeah, yeah, we could make it.
How far are you from the function?
Like, what time do you need to finish?
I mean, now Emily takes me instead of she won't be there until nine.
Yeah, she has to drop her dog off.
Oh, fuck, that's way.
Yeah, so I'm like, ooh.
What are you doing in here?
What are you doing?
That's kind of light.
Yeah.
I don't want to pull up to the function alone.
If not, like, if not, I don't.
whoa bro read this
why i hate them
so many
that's so many
people need to just fuck off
what was i gonna say
What I was it's not about me, but like bro what I swear to God every time they open Twitter
It's so mean
Anyone just about anyone it's like
Like bullshit
No, Twitter is actually so
I'm sooo toxic.
Sometimes I don't get like a hate comment.
I don't see anything nice on Twitter.
I'm not kidding.
Sometimes I get like a hate comment and I go into the profile and the profile description is just like, I rage big people and it's just like dem rage of it.
Bro.
And it's just like all like.
I don't take like hate comments from people seriously anymore because they're always ugly.
Yes.
They're always fat and ugly.
Or just little picture at all or it's like an anime.
Bro.
Ugly.
Dead ass.
Did you want?
Too much fucking time.
They're bum ass hoes.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
Uh, no.
She said, uh, no.
Oh my god, I feel like this might give me a stomach ache.
Are we eating it now or are we waiting for the bush to get
out?
Let's try it.
Can't look.
But I'm not squash filled at ravioli.
Cheers.
Slice.
It's like...
Mmm!
It is so good!
It is really good!
Oh my god, wait!
This salt button is so good.
It is so good!
I'm gonna love this all.
Oh, look at those delicious, what the hell?
Mmm, I like that a lot.
Do I have butter?
I have butter in my things.
This is why I need to redo my makeup.
I'm a butter baby.
What is happening?
The lips.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I wish you guys knew.
I really wish, but.
No.
I wish you guys knew.
Look.
This is delicious.
Holy fuck, that's good.
Yeah, I wish I could just share everything with the class.
I know.
We wish we could chat.
Don't worry.
We could, we would.
Holy, that's hot.
I think that just burnt my nostril hairs.
I think that just burnt my nostril hairs.
All this ticked off during the song.
I love honce to take the gerand of the oven.
I know where to put it.
It's actually very good.
It's really good.
You can make it general.
Is this like a known thing that people think?
Yes?
The thing we're laughing about?
Yeah.
I don't-
I've never seen anything like that.
I think so because-
Okay, then I'm not saying.
Yeah.
Don't, I don't think so.
Okay, I'm not saying.
I don't know if it's possible to put a parmesan on top, but I don't know if it's possible.
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
you
I
Is crazy
I'm feeling sexy, I'm free!
You girls are bored?
No, she just has a stomach ache!
I do, I'm trying to think.
And I'm doing cold brew right now.
I'm burning for this.
The tea's cold.
The girlies are bored.
The tea is cold.
Nah, there's plenty of tea.
Ooh, this is a good one.
Da-da-da-da-da-da.
Did I say the screen's not working?
Why, what are you looking for?
To see if Emily answered?
Oh, good.
Shut the fuck up.
Oh, it's not working.
How did you know?
I was right wasn't I?
Yes.
Because I know.
Because I've been here before.
How do you think I know?
Shut up.
Wait a minute.
Holy fuck, chat.
Happy P.
My tongue tongue.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Oh my god, going pee-pee?
Also, I don't have a password.
Fuck, I don't have a password.
I need to- I need to get the recipe.
What the fuck is- oh, it's a coffee.
Nah, it's really liquor.
I'm waiting for a job.
I need to do a recipe.
laughing with you Ivan wait what did what did I haven't say
nothing
We're on!
Not this tune.
Not this tune.
Baby girl, you're so damn fine though.
I'm trying to really fuck your bitch from behind though.
I'm sick and all you're asking for is wine though.
Wait, don't go internet what's going on
Guys, I don't know anything. I never know anything going on. Why am I always on the loop?
I don't know. I never know like five steps behind everyone else
Because I'm confused
Oh my god, can I tell you something?
The other day, I was wearing a skirt and I went to pee and I actually peed on my skirt
because I pulled my pants down, but I didn't pull it far down enough off the toilet bowl
and my pee straw hit my skirt.
Were you up?
Okay, thank god that's not just me.
Or like, have you ever worn anything that has strings?
and the string goes in the toilet. Yeah. Yeah.
I love how my chat will be like, bro, what the fuck, screw with the fuck, and then I
see just one other person says that's happening to do like half air, fair, fair, fair.
I realized that we think that grown is actually a thing, but people don't actually grow up.
People just say the same, they just get older.
Oh, don't let it soak that long.
I've done it before, it's going to turn soapy.
I'm serious.
Chat?
Uh-oh.
Put it in.
Last time I did it, I thought you supposed to soak it a lot.
He's literally going to go like that to get out.
Okay.
You're fine.
21?
21.
21.
Kind of dying.
Ty, remember the term of soup?
What age do you think people mature?
They don't.
They don't.
It's about the person, not the age.
Did you think there's such a dream that they'd come to it?
Yeah.
Do people actually eat them?
Oh, do you know what?
I think old people would dip them in coffee.
Oh, yes, they do.
Yeah.
Because it really bland.
Perfect fit.
Oh my god, that's so satisfying.
Please tell me that it's just...
I hope this one fits perfectly.
I think it will.
I have to make my coffee don't I?
Yeah.
You know what you can do?
The cream.
Wait, what is the Galantan?
I don't know if I'm actually going to the Galantan or not because I think I RSVP'd way
too late.
What's the op-oh supposed to be in that?
Oh, yeah, we just mix it in now. It's fine
Yeah, I didn't I just look at the picture
We need some time to drink, but we can drink.
Wait, who's talking about who's going?
Okay, we need room temp mask or a palette mask.
awhile ago
I don't mind me just breaking bowls over here.
Calculation?
Okay.
I don't care.
In English.
Do we need to put the cologne here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, three tablespoons coffee flavored liquid.
Just wait, does this need to be whipped?
Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
Pour whatever in there.
OK.
Three tablespoons.
About that.
I can't dance that.
Oopsie.
One, two, three.
Okay, chat.
The base we forgot to put the...
The kalooa.
The kalooa, but it's fine.
one shut up I don't know I might just play the last of us that day but tomorrow
no on the night I don't know why they were sending more of those stops well so I just
I just have like tomorrow I also have unplanned too so I might just pay the loss of us.
I just want to stay at home.
I've kind of been in more of like an introverted mood lately, so I'm not into it.
Here's the longos side.
It's okay.
I don't know, I've just been like extra introverted though.
I think I actually like ran my social battery dry
All the time like I force myself to go out
Because like if I haven't been out for a while and I'm gonna say I
Also been traveling a lot too
Holy fuck
Oh my god, and I'm going to Texas next week
What?
I don't know if it's been announced, but I'm also doing two streams when I'm out there.
I'm gonna do stream with, um...
My brain's gonna be right now.
Who leaked? Wait, what did they leak?
Oh, wait, who already leaked that?
Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm going to Bonnie's Valentine's Day.
Oh, wait, I've heard it up from time to time, so I don't know if it's going to be me.
And then I'm doing a stream with Emmy.
And then I think I have one or two more plans while I don't remember.
My brain's like actually dead ass mush in my head.
Are you a sugar?
So-so.
Bro, that asked too many fucking ladyfingers.
My assistant bought three times the amount of ladyfingers we needed.
So slowly at the sugar.
I haven't asked her yet, but...
I wanted to do something with Senator Emily, but they are so busy.
It's so busy.
Oh, I did this wrong.
What?
I can fix this.
Oh, just get another bowl. That's fine.
I can fix this.
Just don't touch it.
My ears
Stay
E-Rob bro, what would be you're up to one string together makeovers makeovers
What the fuck are you trying to say?
Nothing.
Help me get out.
Fishing?
Fishing.
Fishing.
I love fishing.
Oh my god, we can do fill a tub part two.
Part two.
You literally fill the tub with spoons.
I think I would actually make a stand.
I would make a stand.
Permits.
Ride!
They're saying he robs not going outside for Sakura.
Why would you leave me?
That was at a weird jump.
A jump!
Can you hate the outside?
It's a good new challenge I would take it
It's a shot in the top of America
I don't think right now, drums are extra slow today, my brain's not working, I don't know.
I think I need another day off, my brain is just not functioning up.
you
you
you
you
you
you
Over a hundred girls
You even asked me
Not to Jordan, but to find something
Oh, okay, I was like, wait, well, I definitely don't do that
I asked over a hundred girls, and I only confirmed seven
I'm so bad at
I really tried
Oh, your dish was really full
Pretty full
With maybe some bowl
Oh, I'm sorry
I'm sorry
Wait, maybe some bowls.
I'll fix them.
I'm gonna stay tonight.
Come here.
I think we've dropped him, it's like a meter.
half of the mesofilm should be on top, add another layer.
Okay.
Easy peasy.
I don't know what the hell is pretty cool, I don't know.
Okay.
I'm gonna get anything else to eat.
I think you think that should be it.
Oh no.
I know that I can't sing.
I can't sing.
Who can I choose for?
Now that the song is bad, I can't sing.
The song is bad?
Is it not that the song is bad?
It's just making me eepy.
Eepy?
Do you remember the song?
Yeah, of course.
It's not like the songs just disappear.
I know.
Do you think this is good?
It's not that big.
I'll leave that to go.
you
you
you
you
you
You figure what are you here ready?
Do you figure out what you're doing when you're getting ready?
Yeah, I mean if I don't have a plan it's typically going to be desktop so I think I'm just going to play Arc Raiders.
Because that's what I've been playing that are Apex.
What are these Arc Raiders like?
It is fun actually. I don't kill people yet.
I killed one person because he came after me and I won.
But it's fun because like you can be PvE so you don't kill people until you start like killing people then you end up in PvP lobbies
So it's like scavenging and all that you know and just building your
Armourine stuff
She's addicted and gets friends. Yes, I do actually I mean I think that's not your body cocoon
I've made a lot of guy friends in art
I just tell them that by my BBC because in the game you have a you have a rooster that will get you like a loot
Oh, shit.
So it's my BBC and then I tell them about it and that's how I make friends, so...
This is silly stuff.
Do we do another layer?
I don't think so. I think that's full enough.
What do you think? I think it'd be way too full.
Yeah.
We just do cocoa powder.
Coco powder? When I see you, I go cocoa nuts.
Oh my god, I remember when I was really young I had a substitute teacher in elementary school and
The only thing she would teach every time she subbed for any class was a dance to this song
Yeah, it was really weird
This used to be my ringtone when I was like
I know it's done.
I missed being a kid, but like at the same time I hated it.
Like I was like, I can't wait for my dad to not be able to boss me around.
Did I ask?
Is that crazy?
Like, like remember when you were younger you had to ask for permission to go do something?
Now you're just like, yeah, if I'm gonna do it, okay, I'm gonna go walk out the door.
Like do I have to do it?
a weird concept. Isn't it? Yeah, it is. I don't remember that. Yeah, you want to get older and pee for bills?
Sure. It's probably gonna be at home. It's not. It's not. I know. Good asses not. I missed that my
My parents said no, excuse bro, you could still use that.
That's it?
Yeah?
No.
More?
No.
What's that?
I'm shooting here.
I feel like we worked so hard on.
Leave me like two, please.
I just want two.
Okay, I'm not done yet, I appreciate it.
Okay, here, chat the chairman of Stoopi, this, if it tastes good, will be the first
I've ever successfully made tiramisu tea how can you fell in tiramisu cuz I thought that I should just soak the fuck out of the
Ladyfingers the first time I did and that's why when you dropped in those like no no no no no
I'll did I was getting flashbacks. It was like fucking suit
Okay, I'm ready
I'm going to cut it in half.
Yay!
Luke!
Do you want to cut some?
Should we just eat it from it?
Or, I feel like we should...
And this one's on the first birthday. I think this will be okay.
Well, Char, do you guys know what I was going to eat it for?
Reaction?
Huh? Should we cut it? I want to cut it into...
Oh, to see it?
Yeah, but we can share the slice.
Oh, do you know what?
Oh fuck, I didn't even use it.
Dude, probably make it.
Oh, we did use this.
Oh, that's for my rice.
This is the whitest rice powder I've been seeing.
Why is it not fully round?
I didn't know what it's on.
What is your rice cooker look like?
Uh, no.
I'm getting rice cooker shambles right now.
I just want to see.
Oh, it's in the bag.
Okay.
I have a mini pink one. Oh, I just want to know what it look like
Yeah, I think it's supposed to sit
And I'm gonna send you I don't know why I'm going on the way through but I just felt like it was appropriate
Oh, it looks pretty, it does.
How'd that?
Why did you do that?
Fuck, I know, I don't want to, why fuck, I just did that.
Okay, ready?
pretend it's fully like soaked in because it's not quite okay cheers okay it
would be good if it was so cool it's so good wait is it this is just oh my god
it's good yeah it's really good you could use some more coffee in my opinion
I feel like tiramisu is not that coffee eat really yeah I feel like it's like this
I don't eat it that often. It's not that coffee-saturated. It just will sit. That is really good.
It's gonna be really good after it's been in the fridge for a little bit.
And it sits in my soaks and all. It's good.
It is good. It's amazing.
Wait, why did all our food come out really good today?
I don't know why.
I feel like every time I do cooking shit, I don't think I've ever really liked it that much. I think it's always gross.
Because I could just not do that, I forget.
That the point is to, I just think about actually like streaming not the food and then I forget
and then it starts to taste like bullshit.
Yeah, you did great today.
Oh, cause I also cooked good.
I swear I could cook.
You did good today.
I rolled dough.
You did?
That ass, I'm the best.
I love her water jug, it's so funny.
Oh, thank you.
I'm having my water jug.
I had like a machine that would purify the water that I put in, but I was too lazy to
buy those filter things for it all the time and then fill it up so I got rid of it.
Fuck, where's the records again?
No, not Brita, like an actual machine.
Didn't Brita get sued because they don't actually work?
Oh, that's not good.
Yeah, and my grandpa used them for years.
Oh, yeah, I had one when I moved here.
Yeah, probably they don't even do anything.
Oh, dang.
Oh, my friends, I'm wasted.
I'm wasted.
How?
How come energy drinks are so acidic?
Um, chat?
Chack, how come energy drinks are so acidic?
Hey, I think I have a little dishwasher.
Oh, never mind.
Don't you?
No, I don't.
Mine's weird. You have to like do the buttons on here.
Also has much more wife material.
What?
I don't know why you read that a lot,
because I don't even know what I was supposed to say to that.
I read it so let's check it out and fuck off.
OK, Dougie Winslet.
You guys know that meme with the guy that was like...
That meme?
You know that meme with the guy that was like...
Oh, that one guy with the big belly?
Yeah.
Kyle, what was his name again?
The one that fought at NMS boxing?
What?
No, what?
No, wait, what?
Youssef.
No.
I was talking about that.
No, I was talking about that actor that stands like this in like a kitchen.
Oh, I like that.
No!
I was talking about Youssef.
No, Kevin James.
Yeah, fucking Kevin James.
Let me show you, oh fuck.
This guy.
Oh, yeah I've seen that before, that's like classic.
Okay.
I don't know like actors names.
Okay, are we good good? I mean cuz I just caught a sword today on my phone. Like what the fuck am I doing?
We good
To be fair, we really kind of kill it. It was really good. What's a letterbox account?
What days it today Friday
Try be back Sunday
Can I show me cuz haircut and stuff? I will I'll show me cuz haircut on snapchat. I'll be back tomorrow
I'll be back tomorrow, but we love you guys.
Okay, chat.
My outro is just, I'm not going to have an outro because I'm just enabled on Austin's
and Jess because I was really EP today.
We love you guys.
But thank you everybody for watching.
I hope you guys all have a great night.
I will be back.
I hope you guys have a good weekend because when I see you next, it will be Sunday and
the weekend will be over.
Thank you for the subs and watching us.
Thank you.
The chaos.
The pure chaos.
Bye, chat.
Bye, guys.
Have a good night.
Alright guys, have a good night, don't do anything I would do.