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Well, we're we got that we got the we got the trolls out huh we started the stream that makes sense
That makes sense. Listen for all the people that are unhappy with marathon. I'll be playing battlefield today
maybe that'll
Turn your frown upside down
I
I don't think I'll have time to play Crimson Desert, but I'll see you in the next video.
I don't think I'll have time to play Crimson Desert because I have battlefield from 2pm to 6pm and then I usually get off.
Because by the time 6pm rolls around I'll be, you know, like 10 hours to eat.
So I actually don't think I'm going to play Crimson Desert until tomorrow.
Have you seen the new Starfield update?
Looks impressive actually.
Yeah, that was the NDA thing that I was being shown last week.
Remember when I said I had to go and I had to watch like an NDA thing?
But like I could talk about it soon or whatever.
It was the Starfield thing.
showcased they gave us like an hour and a half of like an in-depth footage of how
the Starfield update works. It seemed pretty cool. To me it's like surprising
that they're still...
surprising that they're still updating Starfields. You know? It's like they
already made their bag I feel like. The fact that they're still going with
But it's interesting.
This new meta of devs not abandoning their games is interesting.
Like single player games, I mean.
Cause you could just make the single player game and move on.
It's interesting.
Vector divides totally canceled?
Yeah, man.
That was like a year ago.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Too soon. Honestly, it lasted a little bit. But what the game had
to offer. I think it's alright. Trial prediction date? I think it's gonna come out the end
of the month. Right? Like in like 15 days.
Interfer, sure. I mean, unless they like give us a double XP weekend or something, I don't know, or double double kill weekend or something.
Didn't we kill 200 million bots and we need 500 million and it took two weeks to kill 200 million?
So...
Don't that mean it's gonna be like weeks from now?
Logically?
Is it nine and a half way?
Unless they speed it up, there's no way it's this weekend. It would be like in weeks.
But maybe, maybe this weekend they'll do like a double XP, double bot, kill...
something
Oh, it's not one-to-one
How do you train your microphone voice you just talk you talk like you talk to a human in real life you talk I
Don't I don't know maybe are you are you wondering how you like position your mouth so that it's like close to your microphone
Just move your head man
You turned your head away from the microphone so you could breathe.
Yeah, yeah.
No, your voice is a perfect microphone voice.
Either it's a gift you are lucky or you have to train it somehow like doing exercises,
some smoke.
Not man, I'm just talking bro.
But microphones do emphasize your voice a little bit more, no matter what.
That's pretty baked into a lot of microphones.
Bro, it hails a gallon of smoke every night before that, yes sir.
I also did just wake up, uh, so...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'll have to be through the microphone in the washroom to keep it clean.
Well, you could actually do that, but I don't.
Time was your alarm set for Shad.
802.
I don't know what that was about I met pirate in real life his voice was literally the same
Oh, nothing like being full on my stash, I've sold so many purple bags and I still have
have so many purple bags.
Does it feel weird to set an alarm?
Uh, sure.
Why not?
Wait, what?
Why?
Actually, wait.
Hold on.
Why?
No?
I don't also think duo queues is a bad idea.
Like pointless.
Not bad.
Matter
Hey
Yeah
Matters for people that only have one friend yeah, but just go up against trios is not that different I mean
I guess a little harder actually it is a little bit harder, but still you can still beat him
You ready to kill some robots just the bots just the bots get some gold need more capsules
Someone had an in someone had a really smart method of doing this and just spam Rooks on dire Marsh
because you'll always be late so you'll instantly know what the event is and if
the event's not there you just kill yourself go again and if the event is
there you just go get the anomaly real quick and get it out because it's already late
like if they haven't done it yet they're not doing it at all interesting
interesting and you could just farm golds like rapid fire I thought about
trying it sounds like a good strat
Well, what's the Traxxas gold today? I didn't sign on yesterday
It's good
Stuff our land PR position hits reduce your shells heat and grant a stack of
Microjohn and stacks increase your shells he capacity
You know bad
These coldpods are so bad. They're all so bad. Like four of them that are good.
What do I do?
Uh, hit the DM. Get some cubes. Do you want to go to the kit? Because I finally got my full vault open so I can actually put stuff away.
I can't put stuff away, unfortunately.
I would like to though, just because like, I don't know, I kind of want to go under-geared
for once.
Is that weird?
I was actually going to suggest this the next time we played.
Like, why not go over, like, just enhance Sponsor Kit?
Yeah, like, go severely under-geared because it'll be a challenge.
Like, it'll feel hard.
Yeah.
Like, you know, like an enhanced Sponsor Kit is like good, but it's not like great,
you know?
Just don't have space bro, I can't, I can't
That's what I'm saying, like I can do that right now I think
I'll just sell this ammo but
I...
Yeah, just have to sell
I can't actually
I literally can't
I mean I...
I could
Should I do it?
I'd have to sell a lot of shit
I'm gonna do it
They're good with you
Can we still have a purple bag? Oh, no, we want to run a sponsored kid. No, you just want oh, no, I can't pull away my whole bag fuck
It's a good cell one of my other ones
We're gonna sell
I could make it work I think.
I'm going to have to sell this volley.
We're close.
I'm coming in this work.
I might have to sell these kits.
Bubbles should stack more.
Don't need antivirus.
What are they stacked to actually?
15 I think? Or 10? 10?
Okay, no, no, no, that's actually good. Never mind, never mind. I'm wrong.
I'm close, I'm close, I'm close. I got it all, I got it all.
Close
Fuck this girl with all of its in let me I'll be right back one second. I got my coffee
Okay, we're trying to run. We're trying to go under geared because
We feel like
We feel like things are too easy, so we're trying to go
Really under geared are we gonna go DM with this? Yeah plan mm-hmm
Yeah, yes
Okay
What are we doing the locks we're doing I'm just doing a green kid. Let's go as let's go as light as we can
Okay, let me see what this one is
I'm gonna go with
Yes
All right
help this ratio on this one dude we don't even have a backpack I don't have a
backpack with this one yeah it's that's boring it's terrible yeah okay uh yeah
give me one second I gotta start the old train he's like how the fuck do normal
people play I mean we were there at one point we just got out of it really fast
like we were a kitty game yesterday straight oh on stream yeah I streamed it
it was actually fun I literally spent 12 hours just disconnected which was
actually kind of nice no that is nice people should do that more often how'd
you like straight it's fun I didn't finish it but I like it's cute
I don't want to fly out.
Should we do a... whatever.
Good luck have fun here.
Are you ready?
Yep.
Wait, they have the duo perimeter.
That's how it...
Yeah, I saw it. Apparently we could try it if you want.
But apparently it's pretty...
slow.
I hope you guys are running into some stack teams to see how it feels to shoot someone
else and realize they have purples and shit yourself.
That's what we want.
Like we've played this, we've played like almost a hundred hours just dominating literally
everyone.
Got me locked up. I don't know if we're gonna get Parker today. By the way, I think he's in Malibu
Shut up. We need a third. Malibu's most wanted. Do you ever see that movie? Oh
Bro, Parker said I'm on for next if you need one. Oh, never mind. He was in Malibu yesterday
He wasn't Malibu and he came back that fast. Yes. I don't know. I don't know where he lives. So yeah
I thought he lived here
This is California. I just went away
Yeah, he wants to he wants to show me his disc
This
All right, what'd you get for your free kid? I got a look out and a tactical sidearm
I got an overrun on the mag, well look at how it's not bad, this spawn is hell, this spawn
is hell, there are people could be everywhere, oh yeah we really can't hit those, oh no.
It's okay. I'll be fine.
We just gotta win our first fight, we'll come up big, you know?
Yeah, we gotta be careful with these flowers now, I said I normally don't care, but Parker
just fucking didn't come here, so.
Yeah.
Alright, where do you wanna go? Which fight do you wanna take?
I don't know.
Complex, maybe?
that complex is all the easiest yeah I feel like it I don't know be segmented a
little bit algae can get scary
see what we can do I think how many heels do we get in this kit I got quite a
bit or four at each it's not that one I mean deluxe would be fucking ideal
that shit around a little bit more so you're right we actually don't even have
a fucking backpack oh wait oh wait I don't subtract him
One is B, one is B. One up top as well, cracked.
One is B, I'm on up top as well.
I should've killed both of them in a second.
Did I get the single?
How was that not hitting?
Okay, well, one ran around the corner at the top, that was insane.
One went up here.
One up top left, I think, where you just wore.
Yeah.
I
Just
On the roof that we were just on this
We're so dead
One of these guys are geared
Don't know I got long-shotted. It's a destroyer. I can't ping him but he's on top of a northwest truck jumping up top
He's having ultimate height mid
I'm just gonna send it on him I guess
Got me locked up. Don't let me down
Got hit for a hundred
These guys are geared. It's so Joseph fighting over
thermal
Maybe
Yeah, I mean people that bring in long shotgun usually pretty weird. Yep. Oh, they're perfect
Fuck I tried to close the door
Wait that grenade bloops so fast
What was it? There's a frag grenade
Damn it, I wish we fought those guys right away and they didn't third us because maybe we could have like
Like, what back? I don't know.
I think we're about, you know, that.
Yeah, maybe done something with our free little kit.
We're not going to get many of these, by the way.
No. We'll see you in a good hour.
No, you're only going to, that's the only sad part about it is you don't get many.
I mean, you can get the gray one.
The gray two.
There's no way we'll...
There's no way we'd be able to do well with the gray one.
No way.
Oh, Parker's also on the train, let's go. He was already prepared.
Of course. Today's sponsors.
Alright, let's head again.
Hey, that's the kind of fight we want though. I hope we get that again.
Yeah, we did want that.
Like, we want to fight really geared teams to see how we do with nothing.
I mean, these are the type of runs in every extraction shooter that are absolutely goaded
This is what gives you the juice inside your brain
Yeah, when you're behind on gear and you have a potential come up
It's really good
I got to use shotgun and a tactical.
I got a fucking Conquest, bro.
I'm not killing anyone with this gun.
Yeah, this ain't good.
I'm gonna have to close the gap.
This is so fucked up.
Man, I got a hard line.
Yeah, you got a hard line here, fuck.
Parker has light shield.
He's already got a remorse kit.
Dude, I was the green kit, though.
Your enhance tracks this it's good. It's random. It's encrypted you can just get random bullshit
Broke glass in here
Or was that a bot just freaking out spot action wait
Yeah, that's what he's in a bot
All right
Damn, you know this goes
being poor we never run into that oh no oh yeah I should just like I love how we
never run into purples and we're on our actual kids and yeah right we never see
purples duos man I squirt a god I don't know true we weren't a duo I did
actually out here.
There's an aggro, I mean.
Dude, this gun sucks.
I can't really afford to take too many AI fights with these kids.
No, no, no, I don't have a lot of ammo either.
I'm gonna jump in over here.
This gun's kinda cool though, aren't it, Goliath?
Tactical sidearm.
You would have these at odds.
Uh, Magnum?
No, the Tactical, yeah.
Kinda feels alright.
We might have to go to the next one.
kind of feels all right we might have the knife people actually on these kids
I have a shotgun so sometimes you get lucky
I gotta go get my cool pee pee
like give me chem grenades bro chem grenades oh we got we got both of you
I saw a shield track.
I saw a shield track too.
This is what we yearn for.
We yearn for the fight.
The third. I'm going to take a roof insta.
I saw a blue shield track.
They're killing someone. They're finishing someone.
They're under me. They're just res one.
I'm going in.
I'm going in with a knife. I don't care.
I
Can say I don't know I don't know I don't think so
I think that's it in here you heard something come on
That's not what I heard
I'm gonna lose
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
Okay.
Don't hold on. What's going on here? I don't know.
I don't know. He self-rest.
These guys have fucking nothing to do.
Are those guys far? Do they have anything?
These guys have nothing!
Bro, okay.
Is this a fight?
We get put in a lobby with this shit. Are we serious?
I think Parker's onto something about Duos.
I think Duos gets better lobbies.
I don't know why.
Alright, I'm coming. Park Ranger.
Down here, open door.
Anyone need this?
Do I jump down with him?
I can go down the slaughter and get JG with it right here.
I didn't want to.
You didn't do it.
I'm gonna entry with my shield.
On me.
On me.
Yeah, I'm still alive.
No, I'm fast.
I'm the one on me.
I have two on me.
I fucking hit F, man.
Why does it not work?
Blue shield, blue shield.
I'm really wanna see you pull me up.
Um...
I'll ping if I can.
Oh, it hurts me.
Yeah, we're trying.
Well, they had double barrels. They actually had gear these guys. One of them was core and the other one was not.
Let's try.
Fuck!
Yeah, I couldn't send it. I just had a knife.
All right, we still got a couple well, I mean I had a gun but like there's no
I'm not gonna be able to do anything. You just lose if you go against a good shot.
I mean I don't those guys actually that one guy had something I could buy a
deluxe honestly no I bought another green one I don't I can buy an arachnid one
it's terrible but I guess you're some uh at the bottom of each faction should
a green one for free. Yeah. Unless you don't have a phone somewhere. Got me locked up.
Bro, I fucking pressed F and my stupid shield didn't come out, man. I love the fucking people
we third have nothing. Literally, they might as well have dirt in their pockets and sand
in their eyes. Like, bro, they were poorer than us.
I'm using double weapons.
Well, I have a fucking retaliator.
This might actually do something.
I have no cores and no implants, though.
Holy.
I have implants.
No cores. That's wild.
I could be out of one of these, bud.
There's some cores in here.
Take these.
Perfect.
I don't have the bullets for this.
Yeah, I know.
We can't really fight it either, alright.
Can we look east?
I feel like we look east.
Bro, are we fucking through?
There goes fucking med, gone.
Bag.
We had a bag blue
Oh God he's kind of cracks. I gotta go recipe man don't get long-shotted
I am safe. Oh God. I hit a toxin too. It's just from bad to worse really. Yeah blue a long shot
I'm so scared to get long-shotted. We need these guys to get close but not too close
you know what I'm saying?
Rich Rich Rich one.
Let's get patched up.
Oh why are you re-jumping up? You bot!
On the fucking bridge up top. I'm dead.
I'm gonna hook up to him and just brawl it out.
I had to play too.
Oh, that's a window he just jumped there.
Oh, bad aim, bad aim, bad aim.
We're dead, guys.
Yep.
This is what it feels like to be, uh, to be poor.
I mean, you just gotta not be poor, is the thing.
If you're as poor as we are on these, then it's...
I don't know if this is your game.
Those guys were not good. Fuck, guys.
I know, I know. I couldn't do anything.
I couldn't do anything.
If I had gotten one of us just needed to be on roof, I think I got there late and then this guy just hit guys
I'm out of sponsor kits my last one
You don't have any at the bottom of the thingy. I might have some schemas scroll all the way down
What about like specific ones if you scroll all the way down like I have tons of them, so really?
Yeah, they usually get free ones if you scroll the actual like a rachni you get another one. Oh
Oh, wow. We have tons. Holy shit. Okay. We could do it for forever
Yeah, there's there's a lot of these schools about it. That's what Parker said
So no, which one I want they all are terrible
Yeah, they're all really bad kids. You know what I mean? Like they're all just not great
We're gonna be 11 punch
Let's go!
People will try to tell you the gear doesn't matter at all? Well, it does and it doesn't, right?
The gear doesn't matter too much. It's the weapons of choice that you get.
The free kits give you really, really bad weapons, but like...
Kinda crazy the dependency on gear though, I won't lie.
It's just the weapons, right? You just want to have the right weapon in the right scenario, like if we had...
Yeah, you know, we got double-pumped both times.
Yeah, if we had shotguns, we win most fights, but if we don't, we're going to lose most fights. Same with, like, snipers at range.
That's the stuff that really matters. Like, the armor and the heals, like, whatever, we can make that work.
The shield is, like, literally whatever.
I don't know on this map specifically. I feel like these are really bad because having green armor against a long shot is like
Really not good
You just like one shot. Yeah. Yeah, you just get one shot
That's a little thermal get schmoke
got a shit kid again yep all the stock mines bad poopy scar I got implants at
least it's kind of dope
all right we'll win one fight didn't you get the punch the punch is nasty I have
a punch in an overrun punch is a play I kind of want to try a kitted punch
I'm sorry.
There's a steamer here.
Are you sure of this?
Yeah.
Don't hit the thing.
I don't see it.
Did you hurt something?
They're like, probably here.
Oh, you're talking about the spawn?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, they're gonna get intercepted.
I'm dead.
Oh fuck, one cracked.
They're split.
Winnable.
So winnable.
They're gonna feed from the deep.
I can't do anything.
Hold on.
Goddamn it, those are cracked.
They're so low.
They're so low.
I'm coming with the shotgun.
I found him.
That's nice.
No, I'm not there.
Oh, they're all dead?
Yeah.
That's insane.
Oh.
Wonderful.
Finish it like a friend.
A friend?
Why not?
We need your stuff, man.
It's the same as us, though.
Actually poor than us
I got blue shield. I got the game is turned around
He's carrying his friends. We're all good now
W I got sniped by I don't even know something up and hurt immediately. I was out of that fight
There's more of a vote on this guy.
I'm here for the punch.
This guy has a shot.
You want to take it?
I grabbed nothing that I got.
All right.
Mmmmm.
Alrighty.
I got a green shield.
Do you all have green?
You got shots made in.
I'm going.
I got a circuit.
Channel rifle?
That thing fucking sucks, don't you?
I think fucking blows
Any of those charge rifles is not epic. Yeah, there's a volley this person has a volley that means they're good
Here's a claimers or a claymore bomb
Oh my god, oh, they're blue. They're blue. Oh, this is bad. I ever though anything on the opposite side
yeah they're on the opposite way yeah yeah they're all they're all
I'm gonna zip up above them okay like literally I'll look down on them in a second yeah yeah I'm gonna jump across when you do that all right
I zipped oh there oh boy it's in this much I can't
blow me blow me I can't see him I'm getting nice I got two shots I got one HP on one though
I don't know where he is oh I feel like you should have jumped in but all good
You jumped in I'm a smoke over here
That was him I guess maybe I meant jumped in the smoke, but yay
I once folk dead and then I don't know what happened to the other one. There was I never saw the third one
Which is happening
nope
map induced claymore
But you got clean
one second floor low
real low the volley
the other one's gonna be on our flank after he kills guy if we kill this guy I guess
where is this guy like what
hmm well he went to the roof he went to the roof on the other side
I tried to, yes, okay.
I'm not gonna finish here.
Um, ooh, that sucks, one's here.
Cracked him, he's burning right here.
The one's by me.
One's gonna try to throw across.
Yeah, he's by me, he's by me.
Cracked right here as well.
Hold on, I'm gonna swing him,
I'm gonna swing and kill this guy up top, okay.
I'm holding him though.
Swing him now.
Fighting him? Correct.
Zed? Got a one snuck up on him? No, he didn't snuck up on him.
He's down below, he's down below here.
Yeah, he's down below, still. Can you crawl off to my side?
Yep.
I think last time's the, uh...
Okay, I don't know.
Because you killed the assassin.
He might have a res on this point.
No, it's on my side, I can't.
Jumping in
No idea
You might have just ran the AI just spawned and is not they're not getting angered on him. No me
You're good. Oh man. Yeah, it's just ghosts. I
Need to get off there or get out of second floor
I think it was I think it was always I don't know what they're shooting at but
pretty sure the guy I shot was assassin 100% like down in bottom garage
that guy have green or I didn't check green
I'm just going to hold.
That's my achievement.
What the fuck is this guy doing?
I'm sorry.
He's going to come close over me.
I thought I had one.
Holy shit.
Oh, holy shit, I'm out of ammo.
Um, okay, well I need to loot one of these dudes at some point.
Yeah, loot this guy over up here.
Look at that.
I want to smoke Renata.
How about this?
The volley default site is ugly.
We actually got into the thick of it.
We want to fight.
Yeah, we did.
It's interesting how you could...
There's another glitch over here.
There's another glitch over here.
Interesting how you could actually win fights if it's not...
Yeah, it's on the floor.
Like perfect weapons.
I need to change do you want this bully? I don't have any heavy
Boy, yeah, sure
I need to change guns. Oh, I'm like I'm gonna grab the game over here
You're dropping with where I'm your chance
I have an extra. Dude. I kind of wonder if
How hard I was if weapon crates are being mandatory and like we're gonna be like, okay, you
Hell yeah, I didn't mean to do that. You don't like the default site
Mike on the on the ball. Yeah, I think it's really yeah ugly
Just not zoomed in enough
There's a sulfur back here. What do you want it?
We got it
Um, take it. We're gonna play terms in desert probably not
Where's the sulfur? I dropped it right
who's this guy? okay
someone they killed maybe? I should not have changed
I think there was a bot up there
something's up there
you may see reinforcements incoming
But yeah, I don't know if I'll play Crimson Desert today. I don't think I'll have time
Appreciate us. That's how it works. It's not like green to me. Probably try it tomorrow though
We get close
Wait tad or no nuts at the deeper here in this building
I'm gonna tad. Oh, no, they already someone already hit time. They're here. They're in this building
Someone, someone ulti.
Oh no no no!
One's cracked on the roof, one's dead.
Not found.
Okay.
One more in here somewhere.
Okay.
One.
Is this recon though?
You killed a recon.
What the hell is happening like that?
15 minutes until signal.
Uh, some light on the strap.
Okay.
I don't know, I don't see anything down here, so...
any green bag I got blue blue bag
blue bank as we'll take this fucking core I guess so we've killed three teams on one
of our poor kids so there's hope yeah drop the core here wait so what do we do
if we successfully win this one we take that I think we just run this we run like
whatever we have yeah yeah you want this mic before they're on your influence
what the hell am I doing did they have any basic as inputs I'm sure they did
everyone has something there's one signal Jamer while down tell you where's a
Let's see for sure.
Yeah, I can't believe it, let's get that close.
This guy was literally staring at me on the ladder
and shooting at me with the most bullets and all.
Extract.
Tadge him?
Is that a rook?
Run it, Ritza!
Yeah, a rook.
Come here.
I'm going to the extracurricular.
I see you!
Come here!
What do you got there?
Parker, he's trying to, oh.
I'm fine.
They just were looking out for me.
They have a launcher.
God that guy's actually close. He's on the
I don't know where I just
No, I don't even think it was yeah, it was it was
Has that make the H1 just to them again white that oh my god
Can be farther back here kind of got here kind of got fried
For yourself
see me by trying to get out
oh yeah in the smoke in the smoke
you on down?
about to throw me
this guy had a long shot or something
he had he did have a long shot
i was wondering why that shit hurt him so much
yeah turbine too
if you guys find a scar on his body on your note
I think it's a long shot
Wait, I'm not gonna pull it. It's kind of a mistake
You wanna switch? I have a blue shotgun and I could trade you for it
Sure
There's tons of heavy here. I just dropped and there's
I have three ammo boxes
We can make this work
Huh.
Cool.
He's probably a little sad that he was kind of...
He was...
He was a little bit behind his teammate.
He was doing his job.
Yeah, but...
Let's do the lockdown.
Wait, why do I have no...
Can we? We don't have any fees, right?
Oh, we do. Nice.
nice nice
Honestly the hard part about doing this is gonna be will we have enough bullets
got like 300 heavy
you know what's funny is they actually had so many ammo crates on them
I don't know if they're like oh the fighting scorch
the fighting scorch is so near it's killing these guys for a while
the arm bearer, what, I can see you
he's going to come up, come up, come up here
one is here, one is here
how's that, okay he's down now
I'm just trying to get up right.
What's up, bro?
I think.
Right time now?
No.
Watch out.
Yeah, maybe I couldn't tell.
Blurry.
Could have been.
Say, uh...
Dude, don't wanna kill Scorster while I have my new girlfriend.
I have ult.
I have ult as well as Scorster.
How can you be?
Straight in the face.
Coming ready.
Was it a Rook?
Yeah.
You ready to get some?
Yeah.
Charging Charging Charging Charging
Why why why are you attacking me
I just got gold it's probably a key
Hey purple!
Oh, chill.
Oh!
Someone take that, someone take that, someone take that.
I have four.
I have a bunch.
Is that a materials plus?
No.
Someone called the extract up above us.
Literally directly above us.
Yeah, right above us.
I'm dead, it's a team.
That's a rush.
I'm dead, fuck it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, someone behind.
Wait, was that AI?
What the fuck?
That AI fucking fried me, now?
I
Think it's a I kind of
No one took the purple
I have probably the least out of both you so I guess I'll take it
Yeah
Isn't the demolition terrible. Yeah, any OMG
Let's go, um, go to his lock down.
Another roof.
Oh, is it right here?
Yeah.
It blew up the box, bro.
Alright.
I mean, I feel it.
The box.
Get away.
How was it?
Nice.
Nice.
Nice to meet you.
That's good.
That's good.
Good.
Lock down or no?
Yeah.
Do I bring that guy?
I'm swat.
I'm taking that guy to do a bag.
dude there was a disgusting
barter yesterday it was one lead for one coin one
oh my god, what?
it was disgusting I didn't play with it until like yesterday
and I gathered like I have 60 coins
yeah that's smart, are they stacking 30s?
30s? oh my god
I think it's dependent on rarity which is why like bubble shield stacks to Ana I think.
The ring.
I accept 15 but...
10.
Yeah.
You guys could get the data card if you want to shut down the shields.
Yeah I'm rubbing it.
Oh yeah.
Two minutes I'm gonna be giving it up if you're honest.
I got 30.
Way less bullets.
I got it some more shit.
of the
of
the
I wonder the rules of this I don't know I think we just try to use guns we don't
know he's a sponsor yeah but can we buy meds we're out of meds at the end of this
I think that's fine, alright?
I don't know.
Rook up me?
Okay.
Uh-huh.
Um, don't worry, I don't want to have enough bullets.
I think I got ammo bags, actually.
I've got some.
So the road's on this map? The new way to get golds? It's like the best way to get golds.
I can't even feel so slow without the purple envelope.
Got the part of the things on it.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
the
I dropped this real blue bag if yours was a materialist or whatever, oh no, our gears
was the compromise right there, should we commend her there, I dropped the ammo thing
here, although it's always good, well the claymore offer is still on apparently,
that's ridiculous it's still on that is so not chill
oh no not chill at all, actually
I think it's really helpful for me
the
the
I think one of those races you've done like those potato stack races where you have the
leg in the same stack.
I don't have to drive someone else's ship.
I think you have it, right?
of
the
death of
death
of
I think I'm doing a bleed or something with chip is a
Let's chat secret. Yeah, the flesh at sea cool. I was wondering what why I was keeping them
I don't know if I'm good
I
Purple purple purple, I don't know it doesn't seem very good
When we get what we get we got we got oh turbine
Copperhead, I think I might use one next raid I'm doing it
I know it's the worst gun in the game, but I'm gonna use it dude. We're playing like throw
Oh my
Using this copper head next right now, but I love it
Yeah
You could put up your visor. Oh my god, it's gonna drop the long shots
I'm too lazy to do that.
See, that's like cheating, you know?
We know how the long shot shoots.
Yeah, I'm trying to use guns that are bad.
Well, that's why I'm going to use the copperhead.
I wouldn't say it's cheating.
I mean, shit, that was a come up.
We failed like a lot.
Damn, Parker.
Holy fuck.
Wait, what did I do?
I had a lot of valuable shots.
No, I didn't.
I had to have-
Oh, what do you mean you did it?
Look at how much you got out!
You had 23k, and I had 29k.
Jesus Christ.
I know it's got to be my channel rifle that I picked up,
because it's bloodbaths.
No, I didn't!
Just fucking loaded.
I had neural insulation in two blues guys, okay?
Relax a little bit.
I'm relaxed.
I mean, as I look at my five purple legend,
they're like juicy.
I only had six K of items.
Aha.
But I had, I mean, I had five, I had a bunch of green valuables that I, yeah.
I'm bringing everything I got in that raid.
Just buying bullets and that's it.
Am I gonna sell this shotgun?
I mean, that's not bad! You know, we failed with like three free kits, but then we had to come up.
Oh, we got a key out of that. Forgot.
Oh yeah, but look at the go to Traxxas barters.
Is it Traxxas?
Or is it Mida?
I think it's Mida's the grenade person.
Wait, there's no way.
Yeah, what?
Wait, I don't see it on one.
That's insane.
What are we looking at?
The one claymore for one lead.
What were they thinking?
You see it?
Oh, it's not on one.
That's awful.
That's a terrible idea.
Yeah, and you can spam it if you right-click it, and then click buy to vault, it insta-bys it, so you can spam it faster.
Not that I've done that.
How does that work?
You right-click to purchase the vault.
Oh yeah, that is faster.
Wait, that is so broken. That's such an insane...
What?
I'll bring some claymores.
That's the only thing I'll bring.
I'll bring some claymores.
You can just rook a bunch if you want claymores.
It's not really that bad.
You got me?
No, it's not the fact that it's that bad.
It's the stack sizes that's bad.
They could stack to 30.
I really think the grenade changes of stack size in your inventory was a big mistake,
I'm not going to be playing much longer, like I'm going to be playing Cryo, and then
that'll probably be it for Moa, until season 2.
My Gucci's up to 27, and only applies in stash, not inventory, I thought.
That's still a problem.
It's actually still a problem.
I can only play for four hours, and then I'm swapping to battlefield.
I don't even know.
that's fire dude but who asked letting guys know again you just sit right he's
sponsored I am sponsored I'm playing with the big nut the big the burnt peen if
you will burn peen
I can't wait to use the shitty copperhead, what do you guys want to go?
Fight left complex?
That's how the clip of ace you just gifling a whole team in 5 seconds says hello to the
thermal nerf.
dude you should have seen some of the shit I was doing people before the thermal
it was so when you had 190 it's crazy good like I'm probably gonna get on this
route to the right and see something that they can barely see maybe they're
really lightly geared one said it was like us actually we were a little more
geared we'd bring yeah these guys are it was not like us actually
copperhead get above her am I just using it for fun I'm just using it for fun
I'm trying to roll. We're kind of trying to make the game harder for us.
That's why we were running like enhanced skits.
Now we obviously wiped the team so we got blues, purples or whatever, but
when we were running around giga juiced it was like we never really lost.
There was a couple times, two specifically the past week, but
But, or one? No, two.
So we're trying to lose, basically.
That's our intention today, is to lose more.
Ah, yes.
You can shoot the enemy.
You should be, you're just hacking shit.
Mama
Dude this thing guzzles bullets
Yeah, you kind of need sir to break it on the yeah
Yeah, pretty good enough.
I mean, it reloads fast enough where it's not too bad.
anything decent there boys
well
so yeah
a cat
it was a cat
a purple cat? is that even a thing? no it was a purple little plushy, little dog
yeah
blue one, light blue one
yeah
happy march madness day
what's that mean?
I don't know, it's a basketball tournament, I'm sure.
March Madness is what they call the college basketball tournament that happens every March.
It's called March Madness, because there's a lot of top sites.
There's a golden lockbox, there's a golden lockbox.
Do you want to have a key?
No.
I can't value.
What's wrong with you, man?
Why don't you bring in keys?
Well, let's go wipe this AI uplink team and see if we can get the gold.
which you know that's fine we just uh... will look for a drop drops at all
time of a tattoo
the
uh...
the blue box
i see more okay i'm gonna do uh... i'm gonna do my bombing
bombing run
i've got some
other doing this thing in here i think they're doing things out there
believe they are
it's like for them back but
That's a player, isn't it?
He was AFK for a second. I should have just killed him.
Nooo, it triggered...
It triggered...
Nooo.
Wait, wait, wait.
I just fell off that.
I might be throwing my life away, but I'll see you in the next life.
Come on, let's quickly.
I mean, it's Adder. Oh, no, it's...
I think they probably ran.
No, they're in here.
Or under.
Yeah, they might have went under in the tunnels.
It's looking tunnel-y, I won't lie.
I think they went in the tunnels.
Yeah, I'm gonna look behind us because there's a ladder down there.
Did they hit the tower?
Yeah, they did.
No, they hit the tower earlier.
Holy fuck.
These tunnels are bright
Are you down there?
Yeah, they went through here. I'm pretty sure this is the building that he went through
Okay, well, I'm not going down there. I'm holding the exit. I'm already down here
He's an invisible man. Oh
Good one smoke on top of me
I just fell
I'm glad that you have a shotgun. Otherwise we lose.
There's one more. I was not the guy that was with me.
Did you kill the assassin? No.
Where did you die? Look at this fucking.
I'm gonna grab some good parking now.
be in your team on me I think yeah that's him that's him that's him okay not
anything
if you don't look behind at those when he has like rather split things larger than
normal and he's staring at me when I just said yeah I mean he just he just
walks around his life just try to make people that is some game they take out
like zombies they were running at me with knives too. Yeah they're like hey guys the knife is really
good you should use it. Um they don't have a lockbox key so your guy have a lockbox key.
We've seen a drop drop typically have them. Gotta get that gold gold gold gold gold.
Oh, yes, yes.
Fine, we'll find one for sure.
Maybe I should drone and look for?
I mean you could, we're just going to house, there's like always one there by interchange and greenhouse.
What if someone already opened it?
what the lockbox yeah
lost your mind buddy
me thief drone shoot a lockbox I thought about that but no I don't think so
that would be broken wait can you get lockbox keys in the supply drop
I'm spawning it in. Oh, the thing, I think that you went, you went. Another thing.
The drop thing? Yeah, I got it. Oh yeah, nice, there you go.
Okay, I got it, I got it. I'm going to get gold, gold, gold.
It's going to be a good mod, I can tell already.
It's gonna be a it's gonna be a copperhead mod. I'm calling it
It's terrible, but yeah, it's cool. I want the the Bert mod that turns into a shotgun
That's what it does
The Bert mod makes it a
5-round burst I'll shoot at the same time. It's a
Ro-ho
The fucking v85 circuit breaker schema
like who cares that is terrible that's about it's out of all awful dude it was a
schema one man that's so unlucky only the twin tap was good because it also gave
me a twin-tap schema but that gun sucks kaka these people are fighting you know
Yeah
Bag of cheese
I
Lost all my shield
It's just slightly out of range good blue wait are they all dead no no one's down. There's two up at this building
One is green one blue
I'm peppering up. I'm peppering up
It's fucking AI man. Oh my god
We're gonna go around up this shit and it's building
Running back
No, he's on me
He's running extract extract. He's dead. I didn't kill the first guy
go away hold on he's running away there's point I saw this point I saw it kill him kill him kill him first time
Zor disciple of Kothulu that's a badass name not gonna like you
he had blue shield oh we already have blue
Yeah. Two of my blood, thanks. The first guy down that was here.
This copperhead is so ass. Can we leave?
Or should we stay?
Oh, this guy hadn't...
Whoa!
We could do HVT, we could do HVT at least.
Oh my god, guys, I have cleanse.
Let's go HVT.
I'll drop my bully.
Who don't?
This is where I'll go back to you.
Forget a thought.
We get a thought?
Yeah.
Yeah, these are always worth.
They're always worth you getting wrapped even, so why not?
Another schema.
Jesus Christ.
They could just have random bullshit, though, that's how nice.
Here, take this cat, Drossan.
Hey.
Meow.
Meow.
It's fitting for sure.
I have one two three four high five schemas they're probably doing HVT
They're cardio for me. There's no way. I don't even know I asked that
Yeah, yeah here take it take it take it
They're leaving, they're leaving, they're leaving, they're leaving.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, on you, burger!
Goddamn, is he missed you?
There's a lot of bullets, bro, let's see how it's going on.
Sometimes, sometimes it takes a while.
Did he kill, you may have killed HVT.
No, he didn't, he's got it.
I know, HVT is still up.
Let's bang, let's bang some ass, HVT style.
We got kind of smoke my guys
No
That's brook. I think I don't see her
Right sir to Rook shoot
Let's go do lockdown I guess
I feel like he's much earlier this year.
Are you going to do Crimson Desert later?
I don't have time.
Careful now.
I felt like I heard his little...
No, I wasn't close at all.
Your health got a little low.
Yeah, it's because they have bugged.
They've bugged ass fucking green armor.
They take billions of hits.
It's all good.
I had the punch, that's why.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure Crimson Desert's coming out at like 3pm or something. My sponsor's at 2.
Um, to 6.
So, and then at that point I'll be 10 hours deep, so I'll probably just want to get off.
I'm going to get some FOMO, I'm going to be honest, but I'm trying to do better.
I'm trying to do better this year and not...
I'm a really...
I'm a really big FOMO guy.
guy and I'm trying to do better this year working on my mental one of them
being so no I'm just gonna try not to foam oh too hard on that one
for our ad that's big money that's true well technically it's two two hours but
Yes, it's a battlefield.
But at the same time, people have already review copied and played 300 hours of terms in desert.
So I guess you'll feel foam no matter what, so like no point of feeling foam at all.
Oh, I forgot to go live again.
That's okay, maybe at this point I don't even go live, no.
Someone's leaving, I guarded, do we want to kill him?
Yeah, yeah, I just, the Rook is trying to sneak up on us.
I'm gonna take a look at the guarded, it's definitely a Rook.
He's trying to solo the guarded, I guess.
Oh, it's a team! It's a team! It's a team!
Yep.
Doc.
Nice.
Other guys here, I think I'm serious with one. I cracked the other guy in the back wall.
Oh man.
Oh man.
Oh man. Who's this guy? What do you sell for his line? Why did he get his knife out? What's happening?
Guys, lock in!
There's a rook here. I just saw him. There's a rook here lurking. Right here. Right here.
He just had nothing. We killed him. Dude, they were collecting whites, bro.
Oh man.
Hey you need to leave me alone sir.
You can't be chasing like that.
This guy's trying to lurk on the loot.
Little jokes here, huh?
Oh, dude, they have so much unstable lead. I feel bad. They were just trying to make it and gun metal
They were just collecting whites, dude. Oh
Complex complex
I
Every time you say AVP Justin I feel like you're like an EU bloke trying to say AWP
I got that got me
Blow you don't call it body word. I called one of my friends with me today
I felt so weird. I said cheers mate and I felt very
What did he say?
No, I was asking him to help me because I need his truck help me with like moving a mattress and giving my spare bedroom mattress to my mom
And then he's like yeah, I'll take my schedule when I get back. I'm in Vegas right now and
Then I said cheers mate
Why is that weird?
I mean we don't say mate here
Yeah, but he's American it doesn't matter
matter. It's Austin. You've met him before. He does not care. Bro, I do not care. Why
am I even responding to you?
Really? Yeah
that was a zane was that a command for a what i had an insta died didn't it work
someone could stack that blue one right then we get another one yes i can i'll take that too and that
Oh, I didn't mean to take that.
Someone's gotta get Turbine, Turbine, right?
Turbine.
Turbine.
Turbine.
Turbine.
Turbine.
Yeah, that pack died really fast.
Oh, another...
I could stack that.
Nice.
Nice.
Yeah, that died fast because it was a...I put a claymore down and then there
was a box next to it, a pink box.
Oh, and you need it?
Explosive.
Oh, you need it as well.
Oh, we got it.
I don't know.
Giga blown up.
You got MIPS extra, either of you?
Or an ammo crate?
No.
Oh, okay.
Uh...
I may just drop you my MIPS, fuck it.
I have 13.
You just take them all.
I have shotgun, whatever.
I'm sorry.
Pink box, red barrel.
It's not a red barrel.
It's a pink box.
Oh, we're getting out right where we're running.
Hi, AI.
big box we get out right where we're running hi there's golds in that lock
box and they were so shit yeah that sucks every time
Oh, it's at the garden
Game should do free plays every week W. I'll try here. Yeah
We called it
He's calling
I can't think of it's a building on the left right there. We all want to see him through the door
He's right here. That's so funny
We got you, Rook. Just come out and extract. You're good. We got you. We got you. You don't have to be that. Just you're good.
Just hit the extract or something. Do your thing. He's got a blue on him.
He's got a blue on him, but you're good.
It is cool that I could see the Rook's loot to know. Like if he had gold, I could just really kill him.
That's cool.
Hey man, he came out with his hand up so...
I don't have a lot of time for this.
He's gonna be a listener.
Alright, I guess we...
Yeah, we're gonna go.
We haven't gotten a red in forever.
That's true.
I'm out of folks guys I need help with this.
That's it I got nothing I'm going to bail in.
Not that bad.
Not red.
one other
one other alert
I got that
someone has that
two lightning
I can't see the stack
and I have a bio-stripping stack
here's more
we did good kids
we gotta run this way quick
we got finals
we'll be fine
yeah we'll finals this way
I just wanna make sure we're good
I could probably touch every corner of the map in one whole minute.
Get out of here.
I don't know what you're talking about, punk.
Yeah.
I've never heard this song before.
I love, I weirdly love the audio.
Like, what about it?
Just like the, I don't know, it's just like, it reminds me, I played Stray yesterday, right?
Do you remember the audio in Stray? This game kind of reminds me of it.
No, I've never played Stray.
Oh, I thought you played Stray.
Oh, you should definitely play Stray.
For sure.
Yeah, it's a fun game.
Very kawaii.
Are you playing with music on?
I don't know.
What's very kawaii?
Press?
Okay, that's true.
Everything I picked up will just not go to my staff. It's all valuable at least the schemas
Yeah straight straight looks good
One point I'll play it in my life
walking fast
Races pass in the room down
Bidda-ba-ba-dabba-ba-ba
I saw Matt yesterday
Really?
He came over
Oh
What a shit friend
We had a pool day
What a shit friend
What?
Why?
Didn't say what's up to me
It's not weird
Wait purple shields for enzyme replicators
It's a barter it's not bad
think oh my god you could get so many shield chargers for these chimpaks holy
fuck cuz I don't need these chimpaks
I'm changing my sight I know we're not supposed to but I'm training the site on
Let's go. I hate it. No, it's good. Get on you.
How do you get on you, mate?
I was a full party shot. It was nice.
There's seven of us. We were just sell it all and then go again.
We'll probably die here soon because we're still running the bad guns, right?
I mean I have a volley and a fucking long shot both thermal
I got a copperhead so I'll probably die
Keaperhead
Got a fucking fat cock
I'll show you a copperhead
do it with our copperheads yeah how's Matt doing she's doing good he's looking
good back and we're not looking better that's looking like he he lost a point
Okay, W.
So.
So...
He's retro.
By the way, Mike, did you read the email about, I mean, you know, you have to measure your
body for the jacket?
I just, why am I even talking?
He is not at this PC.
I had to take a wee wee.
That's fine, I got the measurement.
You do? You have the...
I have all of them, man.
Oh, okay, I don't have mine. I gotta get a measurement.
Well, I've done cosplays and had cosplays made for me, so they're...
I have all my measurements.
Oh my God, you are so cool.
Thank you.
Yeah.
God damn you're cool.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'll launch the remote now. It's a joker.
God in her school
They cross her I don't see there, but
It's looking like you can cross God damn what's going on there big blue guy
I could just one box. Yeah, I mean looking left. They could come over here guys, but I just don't see anything
I don't know. I see nothing. Probably from the side of it then. Maybe. It would be kind
of a first if nobody came over here. This usually is a hot spot. Yeah.
Oh, they're doings hack I think?
I hear people are burp burp burp.
What am I hearing?
Oh no, it's just the trap.
It's the trap.
That's robot talk.
It's the pp.
I got nothing over here.
There's gotta be someone.
I got nothing over here.
There's got to be someone.
Technically, there's a dozen.
Got a lockbox again here.
Yeah, we just go that side.
I feel like up the other side.
I'll find someone, I'm sure.
Technically, there's a dozen.
Actually, I hear rhythms.
Um, actually, are they in bonbons?
AI, AI shooting.
No, it's a closer, closer, closer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might be coming to me.
Wait, I see one. I see one over here.
No gold, it's the double purple.
Nope, that's an AI.
Are they underneath me? They're... oh boy.
I should go.
I saw over here.
Hello?
So the my thumb wrench
Okay, these are fathers of nine
How what that guy that guy's got your shooter
And I'm gonna cook
I'm fine, I believe.
I can't beat this guy. His gun is stronger than mine.
Guys, I'm dead.
I see him. He's about to walkie-drop.
Drop, Justin.
Drop through.
He's going to be one-two.
I can't do anything. I feel.
They self-rose, probably, no?
I'm cracking some other one up here.
Thanks.
I
Mean there's a tree I can't win it was copper like what am I doing?
There was literally no reason for me to peak
I got a hit marker. What the hell?
You're doing this lookout and frying my shit.
Dude, he has a purple punch.
I think it was the punch that fired my shit from up here.
He was right there.
Punch was like three shot mean from that range. It was pretty crazy.
I got yeah, I might I might load up a punch. I might throw away this volley next right and get a deluxe punch going just try it out
Cuz like the volley is great right, but holy shit like that guy should have went down years ago took me fucked up like 19 burst
All good
Okay, so they weren't fathers of night the first guy was a father of nine like the way he was playing
I was like, okay, that makes sense.
Yeah, there was one grand son that was good at video games.
Yeah, there was, yeah.
The rest were whatever.
Yeah, that was crazy for me.
I, yeah, I think the punch was just putting you down.
I couldn't, I couldn't even,
I had the second I would stand up,
I would just fucking lose all my health.
Yeah.
I mean, what's the range on this copper head
at Stockshire, right?
26 meters?
It's probably really bad.
Yeah, 26 meters is shit.
What's the range of the punch like if you add old
30 I'm 30 on this guy. Yeah, I don't know you probably do more but but like I was definitely out of range
30 so he was probably just hitting it with John just fucking put me down
So I think he was using the lookout personally. I don't know. I don't know. I was out. There was a look out
You can look at him punch. I
Couldn't tell I thought I was gone
Like I was going back to
Long shot runs all you have to this
God you'll smash these good times can't tell you oh
I'm doing a class
Might be intercept
Intercept. No, that's more left
That's on behind me completely sound like wait a second now
Bro, this is bugged.
No, you're probably hearing a different fight.
It's this. This is making a freaking noise.
I was talking about the noise.
Oh, oh.
I didn't hear bullets at all. I never heard.
Oh, intercept is where I heard the gunshots.
But I don't see anyone and I'm a little concerned.
That's maintenance.
Oh wait, here, they're running around under me or something.
I'm hearing footies.
I'm hearing footies under me.
Yeah, they're honest, they're honest, they're honest.
On me, on me, on me.
One's dead.
Down one.
Last guy's below I think.
You?
I'm not yet.
I think he went west to get out of town.
intersect right no he's in the he's in the the room this yeah this room that's
what I'm saying you're right he's by me somewhere I hear him where I hear I don't
know I hear something I didn't there's anyone I thirst a recon in he's on me
He's on me, he's on me.
BOOM!
They're both dead.
Holy shit.
OH! They're not dead, he's self-raised!
I'm dead.
Drop on this guy.
There's some other fucks.
He's in the biz.
He's low though.
Well he- he got sapped.
He's sapped.
What's that one?
You're gonna have to fuck with it.
Wait.
He's a shit.
Damn, he's self-raised quick!
That was crazy.
Maybe he's not the best.
Yeah, he's self-raised really fast.
I can't see anything. Where am I?
Oh, he has a scar!
Oh my god, I'm still- I stole it.
I stole it.
I was looking at it.
Do you want it?
No.
I already have one on me.
Oh, he didn't get knocked.
What? Okay. That makes more sense. I need a scoping thing. Maybe you could steal one
from these guns. You have an opinion on DLSS-5? Yeah, I think it's pretty cool.
I just think it needs a new name, that's all.
The tech's cool, though.
Another Copperhead, a fellow person who likes to throw their games.
Oh, I want that scope pulled up.
Very good, very good.
I believe.
Unless you shot.
No, there's no way.
Where'd he at, though?
We'll see if his attachments are at least better.
Hmm, range.
hit a little no-no on that boy you go stupid
someone I did a bad gun I mean I'll just keep it
whenever I sell it just like shooting
shit this game you're blue schema demolition
HMG hell yeah sir no HVT so we're just
waiting for the event it needs to be
only please I need one hazard cap some bad
well look for a team or display it
wait all the extracts are used oh my drops out we just won that I'm not
I'm not taking this, I'm using this punch next raid.
Yeah.
That was all fun!
I saw that.
The guy just spawned a claimant all over.
Yeah, I did see that thing.
Yeah, I did.
Oh, I'm gonna claim our bomb, I'm gonna claim our bomb.
Give me more claimers?
Give me?
It's a rocket, it's a rocket, it's a rocket.
Oh, great.
Honestly, fuck it, I'm still gonna do it to him then, okay.
I don't have it.
Oh, let me, let me bomb him.
I'm cracking green.
Don't kill him, Justin, please.
Alright, I'm going in.
I don't even know where he went.
Be honest with you.
He went into the...
Go ahead.
He cracked.
Damn it.
Didn't kill him.
He's going out.
Yeah.
He knifed him.
GOOOOOOOL!
gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold gold
wait i'm getting robbed they're getting robbed
there's a a guy a guy um a man he stole my he stole my shit there's a thief
what did he steal what did he steal oh he stole my patch right
oh i'm lucky i got a gold though i got a gold gold gold gold i got
i think they remained inside my dude what's up with this fucking v99 channel rifle i found this
this thing three times!
It's such a bomb, man.
It's so ass.
Is that what the gold is for?
Yeah.
Did we use Tad?
Got it.
Okay, well, someone thief drowned me, so be a little careful.
I think there are...
there's shots...
in maintenance.
Am I just hearing sugar?
Do you want that attachment or should I put it on?
You have a channel middle?
Yeah, that's right here.
Can I try it?
Oh, I see him.
Top maintenance.
Top maintenance.
Down one.
He dropped off this side of the roof.
Oh wait.
I can't hear.
Can you put the mon on?
And then I want to try it.
Another one cracks?
You got it.
Thank you.
Alright.
All right, that is this gun work
It's like widowmaker
It does 60 base no charge and it's two accession
watch the game
Peak me pussy
Levenator Tyler levens
Can I go yeah
I'm dead, there's a ruck on me, there's a ruck, I'm screwed.
I'm not gonna win.
AI, cooking my shit.
Nice view.
up here
oh my mother got me
i was like he's above me
there is a roach
i think i just saw him running
he's here, he's here
He's going he's in this room. He's playing more right now in that room right there
Yeah
So is this good good, I mean you have the gold mall it's okay, but like other guns are just better my opinion
Yeah, I mean it's only 120
No charge on shot.
Uh, that can't be. I mean, you could just use an outland or a long shot and it's so much better.
This gun doesn't do anything different.
I mean, it looks cool, I guess, when you shoot someone.
Yeah, the skin too, when you're ADS. Notice how there's, I don't know if you can see them thermal,
but there's part of the skin that has the...
Ow! Ow!
the way what the fuck oh I'm getting shot from second four on me just he's dead
no he's cracked is it one of three love hey it's Lando's godland man though
I
Have so close it does
My god, he's got juice
There's a lot of fucking money on them to shoddy and what you drink
money in my bank
wait what ammo
what ammo does this gun use? oh it uses the fucking
yeah you want it?
is it gonna come back to you? yeah it'll come back to you
gold though so that's pretty cool
thank you
I'm giving you every single one of these golds. Every time I got them I always give them to you.
You're just stopping there just bad.
It's so bad.
How many of you still?
Did that just spawn a bot that fucking fellow there died?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know guys, we're in trouble.
I
Had a tree
I mean if guns had more lead and they were harder to hit I would I would get the appeal of this gun right because it's supposed to be instant, but
It's so easy to hit shots or all the other stuff. There's a lot of like an outland or whatever long shot
Wait, there's no bet we should leave, huh?
What are we doing here? I'm killing commanders over here
Really
I'm doing my part
Liquid milk
I'm looking at the house.
There's milk in there.
Do I have hope?
Yeah, I do.
Yeah, milk?
My mag?
Oh my god.
93 bullets and a fucking volley is insane.
Yeah, the fact that back in half the...
93?
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.
I have something that overflows.
You know what I mean?
I think the default is 72 though, but the overflow is nice.
So we have an overflow and a mag.
Yeah, it's just crazy.
It's just like insane. I would never have to start stop shooting.
Yeah, I wonder if...
Enemy air in this game is so bad. They're just kind of pinat-ish, you know?
So like, let's say we have a big fire with bots and then we go to BV, I have like a full mag.
I was trying to think with the circuit treasures, but that's just a little mild, you know.
I've got a good blinker, uh...
Hopefully this drops the salvage, or else we both fail.
This is a horrible shit, man.
Are we good?
Oh, not a problem.
I'm just gonna open these out of my life.
I don't think they're looking.
I don't think they're looking.
I don't think they're looking.
They're just putting stuff in a hunt?
Yeah.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Got it.
That's nice.
Balance.
You should run that in LMG.
Try it out.
Yeah.
I gotta find one though.
You can find one.
That's cheating.
buying again yeah that's not part of our challenge challenge I am challenged
heard
I need to get on the floor, I need to get on the floor.
How'd I lose 2,000 hello it's cuz I give myself how'd I lose money I extract it I should
not use this copperhead anywhere. Can I make its range even better? Oh I have the
oh that's right this thing sucks ass I forgot. I have the gold mod for this
copperhead but it's so atrocious. Did you get your channel look out or
or whatever with the gold?
I'm sure.
I need to make space in my gold.
I'm just gonna use this gold mod because it's so dumb shit.
I think it's actually so dumb shit.
Uh, yeah.
I did.
kind of a spliced up version of our normal runs, but whatever you played remnant 2 yeah
it's good all right uh use this piece of shit hopefully i die i'm someone's gonna be really
stoked when they get it and then they're going to use it and then they're going to be extremely
upset.
That's the game plan.
Once the gold muzzle he has on the Copperhead it reduces the damage by a lot, but makes
it shoot three bullets instead of one, which still sucks, but yeah.
If you give it to a rook, it would sit in their vault forever, probably.
Oop, Pudge is good, he was otherwise. I mean, I know it's good, I'm talking.
The gold mod is basically a damage reduction of 60%.
What time is your sponsorship, Mike? Is it noon or is it 1?
2.
two.
Battlefield.
What's up, mate?
maybe 80 80 maybe maybe 80 80 can't you see I can't even believe how good the
fucking bully mag gold is crazy yeah that thing is fucking busted for pve
two of the things of menace menace menacing
biggie biggie biggie can't you see sometimes the first time I've got a
the cockbox key. That is just so fire, mate. You're so cool. I'm
I mean this this mod would be better if it didn't actually consume three bullets
Then it would be like a pretty solid PvE gun because I think it'd be pretty efficient.
It still would suck in PvP, but if it didn't consume the three bullets and it only consumed
one, it actually would be okay.
Actually, probably even okay for PvP.
Nothing in here.
Don't even look at all blue.
All right, we had I
Do not have a thermion
It's fine because I do
You see the changes to the CS shit
Yeah
Interesting
I don't think it's bad either it's just different it's gonna be really difficult
bad players and low players guy right here and it's in this on this side of it
you guys should see him holy I was on my own alright I just got no right to like
twice that's good destroyer downs
It was really confident. He was like super far from the scene. Yeah, he had great news.
I don't know what he's doing. Probably dream. Yeah, I had deep dream that that's my dream.
I
Saw a guy looting another guy dead
This guy in maze
I didn't kill him. I think he died to play
I don't see anything through it.
I have your chase, I have your chase to fall.
I can't cross through your front.
I'm no running quite once.
Yeah, I'm telling you, there's some reggae. Jesus Christ!
I'm going to die.
Under me.
He's under me.
He's on his way in the smoke.
Good.
First the blue shield didn't do that bad at that range to be honest.
It was a green shield.
It was a green shield.
He's using pretty good.
Ah, Terax seed.
I don't know what...
I mean, there's like nothing. There's no hope for this gun. I'm gonna be honest.
There's none
Yeah, so I did see the CS update. I think it's just gonna be hard for new players though
They're gonna run out of bullets all the time just reloading for no reason yeah like accidentally you know what I mean
I think it creates a little bit of a skill a little good decent skill gap, right like you have to
Can't just spam willy-nilly now
Yeah, yeah, it's copperhead really that bad. Yeah, it's the worst good in the game and it's not even close. I
Think it's so far bottom tier like those are low
In here, it's part of a bot. Oh, wait, this is the bot. No, they're here. They're here. Yeah, they're definitely
I'm gonna fly at 81 30. Okay
I wanted to blow them up with my drone, but it was fun.
Oh, by the way, I almost lost.
Actually, I technically did lose to a green shield with the copperhead goldmonde.
I brought it out again just for fun, and it's just...
I thought it was a green buff.
I'm telling you, sometimes a green shield...
A green is a different green, bro.
Yeah, no, he ain't lying.
A green is different?
It's gotta be different.
sometimes I bagged up and I'm just like die die die die die die die and they don't
almost lose. Come out.
Extracting sample.
How's the gun tier list? You feel wrong and inaccurate? What do you mean? The
cover head is literally the worst gun of the game. I would rather have a V-22 SMG.
Actually, because at least you have auto-aim with the V22, so at least you know you'll
hit your shots.
I think V22 is bad, but not as bad as the Copperhead, just know what I mean, about
overrun also bad but not the work not the literal worst
it's the big I rise to destroy them oh are they in the building walking up
charged oh I miss how'd you get raise man
I hear you buzzin. Oh, I scared you. I heard you buzzin.
Now me buzzin. But yeah, the B-22 beats this gun because
at least it has auto-aim. So you actually can't miss.
Talk about me buzz. I think my shop mod is Circuit Breaker has
an extra charge you can go up to you for more damage.
There he is.
I'm coming.
Matt, how did he miss so many times with these things?
That's not even possible.
He might be on console.
Like, what? That has auto aim.
How did he miss so many times?
I saw a console clip of a sniper and it literally just locked on the heads.
Yeah, but not everyone can do that.
Hello?
Like, just go shoot at some point.
He missed the he missed the auto-aim completely ten minutes a week
I don't even know how the possible
Yeah, he just dropped the kids off
Right here it's a Riko probably one of the rats he's hiding he's trying to be seen oh
It's Elchefe wait this whole time. It's all team got up. Yeah, he's running away
Call him chop up top. They guys look at this kid
You crash?
You guys are on the peak of it.
Be honest, is your name Ronald?
Yo, are you guys employed by Bungie?
Oh, I thought that was...
There's one more person who's stealth away.
What do you mean are they employed by Bungie?
There's one guy somewhere, he ran away.
Oh, he went under.
Risa that guy was invisible because I dropped right here and didn't see her
You actually think there is AI that just cues multiplayer games
Like, you're telling me that's a real human behind a computer screen, that guy up top, right there.
Nah, it might be behind a 65 inch LGTV, but it could be any real playback on his lazy game.
I think a lot of people misunderstand the actual skill level of normal people that don't play this game, or any game.
Like, more than 40 hours a year.
a good example is remember the battlefield outcry when they were watching someone just like shoot
just yeah just like normally there's just like they're just they're just shooting their mouse and
just like flinging their mouse around they're like whoa wicked stuff that guy's fucking cheating
we lost a battle bit weeners the qe spammers i don't know i total out of x the average skill
players is like extremely low just fine because they don't play a lot
Most people aren't fucking diehard gamers.
They just want to hop on and have some fun.
The streamer cheating subreddit is insane. Wait, that sounds like a fun one to go down.
Yeah. Cheating streamers.
Every streamer cheats, it is true.
Yeah.
I heard that.
Jeff had the secured for commander and you to eccentric
Yeah, this punch needs to be nerf
All right, we got the anomaly get out
I'm hacking
He's hacking
I'm trying to get my Gucci rev
Oh, I'm gonna go towards that since that's also Units and Urius.
You're gonna have to be getting away with it for years now, yes sir?
Ten plus years.
You know there's people that believe that.
I know you're making a joke, but there's people out there that literally believe it.
If you take this extraction coming after that.
Are you guys looting anything?
Are you guys long shot?
No, but I'll take it.
I'm just watching cuz you cheat hell yeah wait Justin's so far away wait why
Why can't I?
Did you actually pick up this one?
Yeah.
What?
Hold on.
Okay.
There's a player.
Holy shit.
That person got at.
Wait, I'm so confused.
They were signal jammed, I guess.
I couldn't see through the smoke.
It was an actual player.
It wasn't a Rook.
Oh.
But yeah, they were right next to AI and
They were invisible on therm and AI wasn't shooting them. So I'm very confused right now
Huh
Yeah, but it doesn't make sense that the AI will appear in the smoke next to the AI's point blank
Are you invisible to the AI?
I can't
I can't
I can't do it
40 volts to kill a basic bot is funny
Got eccentric salvage the same one is
Yeah, we have to think lockdown is their best bet because we'll get a bunch of commanders right but
All right, we'll get a golds nearly an alloy or something from this
I think I lost money
Actually, no, I got a 4k valuable out so I gave money
I got a synapse cube.
Wow.
What do I sell?
I got a cube.
I made $1,400.
Did you get anything cool, Justin?
Um, no.
You didn't get a gold?
Oh, no gold.
Yeah.
Okay, fine.
I'm not bad.
Not bad, don't worry.
Maybe I just try a bird.
If I just sell this volume, just...
was it a rookie or staring at Justin huh was it a rookie we stared at the
extra is a sassow the smoke bloom
smoke bloom bloom trust it was like to cube up
I saw that I'm never using that gun again
I wish it was at least fun like if it was bad, but it was at least fun. I'd be chill
But it's not even fun
We'll finish this quest eventually
Is there a way to tell what the anomaly thing gives you?
No, you just have to get it out and then it'll randomly give you...
shit.
Like, we're high enough level to the point where the anomaly will usually give us golds,
which is quite nice, but the only consistent way to get golds, which is why everyone's
playing Dire Marsh.
I'm surprised Frank Castle is just like hey, I'm gonna be in this movie, but I'm a fan
Yeah, it doesn't fit right it's it's a little weird, but I mean I like that actor a lot
Just weird cuz spider-man like the movies are so like
You know
Kid-friendly and chill and then Punisher every experience of Punisher just been brutal
My life is miserable. I just want to kill everybody. Yeah, it's a very weird mix
I watched the dune teaser like six times. I think oh, man
Dude the song the song Tim Timmy is yelling
Dude, he shaved his head telling them. Yeah, I'm gonna shake them. He shaved his house. I'll make shaved his head in dune part three for me
For me
Yeah
He stands in solidarity
Nothing we'll find something though. Oh, yeah, they're there. I hear them banging
The audio changes crazy they're way closer. It's like a hundred meters feels like I
I could hit the tad but I think they're in the next building over oh yeah I see one
roof you get fun yeah probably what happened to you when we were playing earlier oh yeah
I was low though I got to shoot at some release the fight in complex I only saw this once
so I don't know where his friends went.
There's birds here.
If I just lost them, I'll leave.
I'm on Graves.
Yeah.
See, that's what I'm talking about. Why do we...
Where's like a geared team? Like, even somewhat geared.
Yeah, when we ran all shit kits, we actually got some geared teams,
but when we run actual decent kits, we get nothing.
and greens just four people I got so down oh I'm so down to lose okay
green
I left here I think he went in this nice my house somewhere
down below me up top here on my left here as well I guess there's no audio on
another for he died it but why provides a balance in events guys in event like
what
really be bad so random to an event huh I think he's part of the first guy
Because he's just as poor as the very first team.
They're probably at 30 somewhere, I guess.
Oh, shit.
Oh, they're half committed to the box, right?
No.
I think it's the baddest spawns.
There's definitely the attempt to knock them down.
Not because we're still listening.
I think I have a pretty good shot.
I definitely am.
Wow.
Look at that.
That spawned.
Hell yeah.
That's a nice spawn.
That's dope.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
So
Brings
That's actually insane we just leave oh gotta dump it, but oh my god
So does a lock down have a chance of spawning now
Or does that count for the events? I see that I've never seen both, but it could be possible
And out of the still spawn
Yeah, Warden for sure, but...
Maybe?
It's gonna be a gold bully.
Wait.
What?
I read that, and I got confused.
Got me locked up.
Don't let me out.
I have a second cup of coffee kind of time.
I might load up by four today.
Four?
Dude, sometimes I feel crazy and I just want to drink six cups.
It does, man, have a good time.
I feel like, oh, I maybe heard a footstep but I have the anomaly so I'm also
hearing ghosts. Are you guys hearing these ghosts too? Or just me?
Yeah, yeah.
Ooh.
I checked the lockboxes.
Yeah, I'm too.
Shit, I've already, I've left out two golds.
for increased
Oh, uh, HVT
Yeah
Use the MPs again soon
There's a purple
Okay
This one
And then just throw the blue to the right
Mini jammer!
Yeah, I'm here Mini.
There's one to do HVT now or sample first, we're not pulsing.
I'm always doing that.
Yeah, we kill it fast.
There's one.
Two blue.
That's unfortunate he's amping me. They're not coming up. They're not coming up
They're playing really conservative
Crack down
Dropping up dropping up. Oh, you killed them
I'm not on there.
Come on, come on, come on.
Headshot down.
Oh my god, I got a fucking own.
Oh, I love it.
The guys are a little sneaky.
Oh my god, look at the fucking risk, bro.
Was it a punch?
Was it a punch?
Yeah, a punch, triple headshot, flick, boy.
My nutsack.
Sometimes I want to dress in a punch, and you just
put it so hard.
What is wrong with you?
My mouth.
It always sucks.
It's fucking awesome.
I want you to knock my fucking teeth out.
Okay, calm down dude Jesus Christ
Chill
Punch might be better for every gun those kind of nasty homing line
I don't know what it is.
Crash?
I mean... Crash.
I'll do it again.
Money and shell IDs you guys need shell IDs for your keys
I material is plus yeah, can I have one?
So yeah, I just like I'm the way I play allows me to go down a lot
I just I'm scared
Could be someone waiting for us to dump the sample just like above us in the rafters
We could Jen some keys if you guys want technically
I'm not in front of you. I'm just saying, isn't that true?
They're always right, man. I want to see how. Never cheat. I don't want to be. I don't want
to be. I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I don't want to be. I don't want to be.
You do. No, I think you like being right. No, that's not true. That's hilarious.
you say that though what you're on me I hear some move near me is it our little
footies I swear on me mom
oh yeah it's very is it a record a real man it's a it's a record
I don't speak on things, but I think you do that.
What?
I would never.
You know what I mean?
That's so...
Oh.
That's one thing I'd never, that's actually one thing I'd never do.
I got dorm key.
But it's time to go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I was not moving there.
It's like a little wand dude.
Wait we finished our eccentric salvage.
Does anyone have...
Oh, cause the shell IDs.
Oh it's superior.
Oh yeah.
Alright let's get out of here.
Rapido we got another gold back to back well I guess we'll see what we get but
the
out
Oh, b1m b1m, oh jeez
oh shit
What?
Oh yeah, up top, up top.
He's up top here, he's going through.
That was a rock.
He'll turn up.
I might have hit him one more.
Got one more pushing, maybe two.
I'm looking down.
Yeah, I see him, man.
He's up, he's one to three.
He's all very low, Mike.
He was trying to place a claymore.
Yeah.
There's a lot more rooks on this map because of the anomaly buff.
Crazy.
I feel like there's more rooks now on this map than outposts.
Lots of rooks.
Boop.
Pretty good.
Gonna dupe some shell ID.
Got double materials.
I'm happy.
That's claymore, you see this?
That's mine.
Oh
Shots right there. Yeah, I came in the back shop
Guys I didn't get one minus six thousand I didn't get gold fuck. I didn't get gold. Did you guys at least get gold?
No, oh, yes, yes, I did I did I got an alloy. Oh
Not very cool.
You can get anything.
Very epic.
Listen, you don't deserve everything in the world, man.
I mean, I'm just kidding, you actually do.
That's my boy!
Thank you.
That's my dog!
Thank you.
I don't know if you want to go DM again.
I got to do one key, but like it's also...
Oh.
Who really cares?
We could make our keys if you guys want to gen some keys.
You want to get a perimeter to that so it's free?
have to go perimeter and we just have to just not die. Okay, I'm gonna, that's fine. Let me do that. I'm gonna
make our purple T2 and hopefully never die. Should I make two blues one purple? Probably, right?
Probably. Yeah, we'll just try not to die, I guess, or we could just do the classics at AFK.
Yeah, we should do that. I have a purple blue being made, so.
I thought the system was cool, but the fact that the incentive is to just, essentially,
AFK is.
Wait four minutes.
I saw a guy playing Snake on Twitter.
You're just playing the Snake games in the edge of the map waiting.
definitely should do something else with it like you make the key and you fucking
when we got to bring it somewhere yeah anomalies turning to gold salvage I have
no re-rolls
I've noticed it it actually
I've got to go to
Yeah, uh, he's panicked here that no purple shield for this
I mean, he is fucking panicked imagine like an actual serious situation so you gotta be
freaking out.
I mean, I'm locked up.
Oh, shit.
Marker, when you're intense moments in this game, does your heart race?
No.
You lying?
He's lying.
It's like in like Val 2, it's like when I have my 1v1 against you, like my heart doesn't
race until the clutch is over.
Does that make sense?
Like in the moment it's not there, but then afterwards once I like, yeah, I take
it all in, then I'm like holy shit.
That just happened.
What? What V1 and Valorant?
Yeah, it was like February of 22, but don't worry about it.
What day was it? What day was it? What time was it?
Holy.
You word for word said Parker won them this game.
I won't go lie though. I used to feel what Mike's talking about a lot.
And then just being around enough, it kind of like faded.
It happens sometimes, but it's rare.
I like to feel a little bit of taint, taint tickle though. I know what he's talking about
No, I love being in clutch situations like there's some people that hate being in clutch situations. I love it
You're such a fucking hoe. I love it. This is a good spot to camp. We just sit here. It was really good
That's your action. We get good height for the quest. Okay, nice my salvage. It's in some way
I brought two blues and a purple key to Jen.
Yeah, I bought a Kirk, a Kirkle.
I bought Kirkle and a blue.
I need one more, uh...
Kirkle and a blue.
Kirkle and a blue.
I'm not a person that remembers or knows jokes to tell it to another person, I feel like those people are kind of sociopaths.
You want no jokes or sociopaths?
Oh, people are coming.
Oh, people that remember jokes.
Well, they might.
They're coming up.
I have thermal holding right here.
He's just gonna rat.
Yeah, you're about to see him, Parker.
Look over your lip.
Look over your lip.
They're not...
Look over that lip right there?
They're not gonna go our way, I don't think.
That's very unlikely.
Oh, there's a chance.
He's got a therm.
I see a therm.
He's got a therm.
Is that what you said?
I thought I saw him running right to left.
Yeah, right there.
I thought I saw him running right to left.
Yeah, there.
You wanna shoot?
Oh.
He's dead.
Hacks.
There you are.
Nice.
Yeah, nice.
Oh, he's gonna self-serve you.
No, my guy gave up.
Well, this guy did not give up on all three.
I'll bubble in case he gets down.
I can't tell.
I'm running with you?
Oh, I should have brought up.
I should have.
Maybe he gave up.
I don't know.
What the fuck chill
I've been doing you
Oh purple head, thanks.
Circuit breaker, wait they actually brought.
Oh purple chest, thanks.
They brought good gear.
Premeter, new mop.
They actually brought good gear.
Thanks.
Got a thermal volley.
I got it.
They're booked though.
Going handball, let's get some.
I don't know shit. There's a purple chest. You know how that does no I'm and this guy's got a lot of ammo
Honestly
Kyler's like yo can I get those claymores?
Do the barter right now Kyler. It's fucking free. You have the bazillion of them
There's a barter for one claymar per one lead
I'm moving back with materialist now. Yeah, it's normal materialist though. I'm not like
I don't like the fluff.
I don't want to get three minutes.
And that is...
What's up, Justin? What'd you say?
And what?
No, I was talking, so it's my chat.
Barter's different for everyone?
Oh.
I think those are out of third.
I did not know.
I think those are jammed up.
No, they're definitely out of third.
That is...
Barter's out.
Yep.
Excellent.
I guess I'll go right out of there.
Alright, so where do you guys think the X-Fill goes?
Right here, over here.
You don't think they had a barter the other day for one green rod for a copperhead?
That's a steal to just sell.
I like the barters are different.
Am I cool?
We be playing terms of desert. I probably will play tomorrow. I don't have time to die. I have two sponsors for battlefield
I have here soon
You're doing however to sponsor again at some point
I had one lined up a while ago, but it fell through so I'm not sure
Yeah, there's a chance I missed the first
Season of ranked or not season first weekend of ranked because they're only doing ranked on weekends
Like once it comes out tomorrow, it's only on weekends and then it'll close again for the weekday
All right, I am open to my map and save
I don't even think we hit Todd, there's a chance for him to just fucking snipe.
I have a hundred and twenty-five he capacity right now with my weapons.
Oh yeah, it's a really great, gentlemen, really great.
I'm gonna drone.
Not in just fortunately, but...
Uhhh...
I'm assuming these bots are dead because of...
Someone's extracting over there. They're probably doing the same thing.
Wait, I'm gonna try to steal their key.
Hold on, we can probably hit that.
Oh my god, well it won't go over there.
Yeah.
Oh, I think it expired.
Yo, you actually, we can see that extract.
it's pretty clear even though I don't know that is true actually I'm taking
I'm taking it off
I don't see a minute they're not on it yet yeah yeah yeah I wish I had a fucking
I'm gonna watch our back up there
God we're gonna if we kill one of them they're gonna lose their key this is
to be so land should open in a site they should start running to it we have to
think to one minute I think we just shoot honestly I think the second we I
think the second he passes this barrier right here we shoot him maybe he'll
stand still on the extract it's possible they smoke that's over I guess
They smoke, they just spam the mirror.
Why are they not on it yet? Shouldn't it be open?
It's open now.
Oh, maybe they're coming out.
Oh, they're flying a drone. They're flying a drone.
Watch it.
Oh, they're hard.
Huh.
Okay.
That's kind of funny.
Alright, let's figure it out.
They should leave, I guess.
Yeah.
They saw your shit, and then they were gone.
Yeah, they must have saw my drone, and then they were like, wait, let's drone
back.
We don't want to die.
And then they saw us all triple-eyed down.
They're sure to see that.
They saw us all triple-eyed down.
Yeah.
It's the house all tripled lined up, but they're like ahhh, what made me wait?
People only play map like these.
I got a gold, a green.
You got a gold key.
It's possible.
Anything is possible.
I got maintenance canal the underground one and then I also got number three lay on perimeter
How many okay, so what keys did you get what gold?
Greenhouse dire, okay, so we got two dyers. What did you get Mike? I got a
Dire maintenance, okay, let's go. I think we just do my
Did you get Maiden's Canal?
Yes.
Mike?
No, I got Maiden's Canal too.
Fuck, that's lame.
I got Maiden's Pump.
I think we just do our gold.
Okay.
Go from there.
Well, yeah, we just, we go DME the right because we have the most amount of teeth for that.
Okay, so did we just break what we're doing here and just put on a bigger bag because we're going to need it, right?
You should definitely put on a purple.
Yeah.
I have one.
I found it from my last guy.
guy I will put on a perp you got it boss my toss on the material is plus yeah
it's other words that is very based
I don't know how you'd have a room with my keys away man.
Yeah, that's a lucky- Oh, I just had shit mods I didn't realize.
I
Bring two materials plus here three every four materials pluses there
How many should I ring I don't know
I only have one sadly
I
Mean I'm not gonna bring a blue bag
Yeah, that's that's what I
Definitely bring a perfect bag. I just have one
I'll bring it a fuck done
Anybody got a bowl shield I can't I can't get any
I am so this possible anything is possible like a movie
I'm bringing four materials plus five five materials
one of everything oh he can't even like gathered up look at his core
One's a chest piece.
Thank you guys.
I'm just going to swap.
It's heavy, his long shot is not unlucky.
Yeah, that would be good.
Yeah, materials plus weapon or anything that's like, you can actually use is nice.
Alright, this is a lock-in raid.
to get stream snap rate when you guys think cry opens like three weeks after
rink ends Monday Tuesday I would be down with that I might not play rank this
weekend so if crimson does are actually owns they'll probably be playing
that all weekend I don't know if it will oh no I'm my my hopes my
My expectations are...
But shaky.
How did you know Ramadan ends today?
I do now.
Luckily, I have played Black Desert, so I know how Black Desert combat is, the jankiness of it.
I think people are going to be, I think Crimson Desert is going to be extremely polarizing
because I haven't played the game but I've watched it and it looks like Black Desert
And that combat is polarizing might have been good.
Your gold keys right here, isn't it?
Yeah.
I'll just open it right away.
I don't think it's a good idea, personally, because all that sound.
Yeah, but like no one's anywhere right now, you know,
And they could definitely be running this way for Bio.
Yeah, there's a spawn that's right close left.
Yeah, there's a spawn here, closest spawn.
But that would be the only spawn.
My point is that would be the only spawn that would hear it.
No one else would hear it, so they wouldn't even know.
Decent Bio could hear it.
Oh, yeah.
I see you guys want to try to like this team version.
I mean, they're not here.
AI's chill.
We just rip it dude, you want to rip it I mean
I mean
Fuck yeah, it's already ripped whatever dude. There's like you can get all these goals and shit from the oh, I feel
It's a
circuit shield
Very cool. Oh, there's three golds in here
Three golds
That changes
Three golds and one keys pretty good
Good, I think it was from this girl. I'm lucky
I'm looking around we don't get
Oh, I
Need a chest any purple chest
Now let's see anything I'm filming around. Oh, there's the corrupted log
I'm cold valuable. Oh
Yeah, in the side rooms. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
oh yeah bio bio bio you got the little side gold valuable right yeah that's the
two bucks it might be able to see this down there no that's all right um you
just want to hit Mikey and then we'll actually just be able to leave if we
want to take this stuff out or just we could wipe the lobby in it should wait
I think so.
That's the first one.
I got one.
The Noches.
I finished one.
The Noches.
What kind of armor do you have?
Blue.
The Noches.
The one with the other one.
Do you want purple?
No.
Right, Mike?
No.
No.
One HP right here.
The Noches.
Very gray on that guy.
So probably dogfight.
Uh-oh.
He's disconnected.
Uh-oh.
He disconnected.
that I don't even know if I'm in the server am I okay we'll have you anyone
where am I even you're right in front of your left so I was actually there you
should actually be dead right now I'm not gonna lie well don't let them take my
stuff there's got to have five materialists plus I'm looking as up
I'll push him I'm pushing him I'm pushing him I'm pushing him yeah well there's a okay that's fine
Okay, I don't know I'm they can res on the railing is the problem they seem kind of scared at the moment
Big match super green just connects
Yeah, you just post
Super sick timing very good. He's going to resume. I think
I'm re-connecting now, hopefully I'm in cover, I'm good, I'm here in there, I pushed you to that, oh that's not you, he's right here on the strip up, he's just that fucking scared the shit out of me man
oh there's time we're set up careful careful
that's it
no they didn't resin he's not present I killed a one there
well I almost fucking died your punch there I've been fucking great
I'm gonna try this Ms. Rhea x-rayed
All right, let's go do the canal right you have a canal did you bring that other key Parker
We'll bring an extra
Oh, sir streamers
Yeah, no actual sites one bonus. Oh
Oh, we're not leaving, right?
Yeah, we're not leaving.
We're gonna go to my key.
We're gonna open my key.
Yeah, we're gonna key, and then I have a canal, and you'll bring your pump back to your area, and then I have a primary key.
And then I have an output of a key as well.
Yeah, we made a lot of keys.
Wait, I should have signed on yesterday and at least bought my keys.
How would it work?
Why should I do this?
Yeah.
yeah I saw it didn't say anything
here fire oh I mean both of them should be dead but we got no record
What was here?
Docs.
I'm up for stuff, huh?
Last one.
Yo, the blow cracked gray, this poor guy.
No, don't do it, don't do it!
Dude, how much fucking siphon do I have?
Damn it.
I have 110 siphon, that was insane.
thing. Oh, these guys have a
don't do it. Don't do it. No.
Oh.
One of them. I'm not blue. Okay.
Alright, we go maintenance canal.
pump it up. Probably have a killjoy in plant 2. I might. That's an insane amount of siphon.
I literally full healed from that. Oh, player look down at Algy. Blue. Dead. It took 8 years
to shoot his gun. You're staring at me for so long. Are you gonna shoot or is the
bird call this is teammate on the roof 23 down
he's on the roof he was dead on the roof so
I could be up there I guess that guy took fucking he just was staring at me
even shoot me so you can't you gotta be careful to not just like scope people
Wow
Hey, where you going buddy? Oh
Senses wait, I don't know it's a drop
Are you going away?
That's the plan here
Mm-hmm. You like it
I don't know, isn't that something you're quarantining?
Where's my canal pump key actually?
You're not bringing it?
No, I have it.
I just like, you know where the room is?
Canal pump?
I thought it was...
Oh, HPT's here.
Should we do this before?
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Wait.
Wait, oh my god. I thought I was about to die. I'm gonna try him, right? Yeah, try him, try him, try him.
The hell away from me, man!
Oh my, oh my lanter, oh my god.
I mean, I'll take if you don't, I think you should take it.
Oh, I don't have one, so I guess I'll take it.
For the new map.
Yeah, it could be good.
Brother, you didn't even hit me for like, you hit me for like 50.
Everybody is.
It's a real dude.
Alright, alright, alright, good shit, good shit.
It's the uh, it's the uh, it's the same guy.
Wait, what's that?
It's the same guy, it's the same guy.
It's the same guy, it's the same guy.
It's the same guy, it's the same guy.
that's fucked up you don't remember him together wait what yeah we're at we're at
bro Pennsylvania State High School
what Pennsylvania State High School
uh, isn't this the canal key down low? isn't this a low one, Mike?
don't remember?
does anyone want one violin seed? because i'm stacking
yeah, i'll take one
i have a ferric seed
i'm already fucking duplicating so much shit this is going to be such a
No the bottom one is the gold so oh it's the top right this is this no I don't
know I thought you had isn't it called the canal like I thought the bottom was
the gold keep it maybe right maybe it's perfect
oh my god gold two golds two golds everyone relax everyone relax man you
you guys got gold
what is it
what is it
it's a shoe
i don't wait did you don't you have one mic
i do
are they like sick because i don't have one
uh you can have it
they're okay here take this
okay hi grab
uh purple bag
oh i need this one
um
Fuck
Fucking five golds golds fish
Five golds
The gold gobbler
I got two fish
Turbine I already have one
driver circuit my fucking ass bro deliver circuit salvage to be I'm taking
I need to get rid of this. Okay, we ball we're dropping all around bro. Take me. Okay, we ball.
Wait, bubble shields? I can almost buy bubble shields. Wait, that was kind of a juicy ass
Yeah, we got five fucking golds. It's really good
I have I have maintenance canal as well for next trade
That's a W nice fucking raid. It's all done any event or what's the time?
I'm a long drone.
I'm a fucking scout.
I got a timing raid.
Oh, it's at the top of my drone, I see.
11 minutes.
No, I got no ammo, so...
Let's just leave.
That truck's literally right here.
Let's get out of here.
Yeah, we should definitely get out of here.
I'm a defy materialist.
I think I just dropped all my bullets.
So they should do any thing.
Drop bullets.
100%.
Yeah.
Off the bullets here.
Don't go up there.
God damn it, Justin.
What?
You act up.
No shot.
No shot, please.
No, I committed that a little fully on you.
No fucking shot.
No shot, Bucco.
I see a ruck.
I see a ruck.
I saw one through him right there.
Where is it right there?
On purple.
He's behind, like, Tauk's building.
got it
oh he's got aggro
i'm using the blue because it's materialist plus
i actually can't and i don't want to bring i don't want to flood my whole inventory with materialist plus so i'm wearing it instead
so for example this is a materialist plus oh
looks like strong
yeah
wait so we all have gold too
pretty cool
i might get another one too
i wonder if they silently buffed the gold
just five oh wait Parker you got a capsule out or something right so we'll
get that as well I got a prestige valuable for talk it
well I think you guys are so sure you know what the money we made holy fuck
gentlemen we didn't really kill many people but we made big cash
Does it say shared figures or no?
I don't know where that route says that.
On the report, nothing.
I don't think we got that.
No, it doesn't.
But yeah, why I'm wearing certain things
is because of materials plus, materials plus,
materials plus, a white core, also materials plus.
And then I have this one.
But I already have a materials plus in the slot.
I'm just bringing it. I just don't want to bring a bunch of materials plus in my backpack so I can at least still loot things.
I got a circuit. Oh, I got the fucking third level charge and the one that ricochets with the...
With the...
The circuit record.
That's cool.
That's a fun one.
That one's on my shop right now.
So that raid I got out...
Because I got out one turbine, it stacked five more, so I got six turbines.
Because I got one seed gave me six seeds because I got one shell ID gave me five more
and
Then the disobedience rods these I had one so it gave me five more as well because of all of these materials plus
Which is pretty cool
Make sure when you guys are looting and you see something materialist make sure you hover over it
Even if it's grey, it still can roll plus.
I smell coffee and it's making me coffee.
I personally think materialist plus is a little broken. I feel like it's a little too OP.
I think it's going to be able to do it once.
once. Yeah, like it's cool that like it's a tag that you're looking for and it's like
the main tag. It would be okay if there were some other tags out there that were arguably
just as good, but it's the only one that's actually good. Yeah. Why don't you use your
enduring purple bag? I guess I could. I can at least have value on those.
All right, I'm not running a therms night for this time boys, so I am lock in everybody
God you've to extract five of those
Yearly, I think they should buff and gave it to me by enduring I
Don't think a during should have a cap personally you're hiding your gold shield
Blood thirsty is pretty cool
Yeah, I'm not running any purples or golds right now for shields because my blue shields material is plus so I'm just running it till I die.
That's where I used to run it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, I'm doing something.
I also go pee-pee, I'm good to do it though.
If you're not helping with the ARG, fuck no, man.
Well, um, I just thought about this. I was thinking about the thing I said to that guy
Jaylin. He was like so curious. Like how do I know you? I just thought about it. I thought
about while I was peeing and I started laughing while I was peeing and just shooting piss
everywhere. So yeah, dude, I hate when I piss on the floor.
I'm going to get on the floor.
It was pretty funny. I don't know why that happened sometimes. It doesn't
right away and then I get rags later that something is funny
oh my god fuck off
oh I don't have thermal armor by the way are you shotting?
I do
I'm supposed to be meta bro
meta
blow that up
yeah
I think you can even get my shot
this is the album super soon
oh you just look tired that's all I thought you just woke up
Come on out
She said what the hell
one day we'll enter a raid and they'll be opening up a gold key one day and not us yeah
I don't know when that's gonna happen yeah one day we'll wipe a team and then we'll get
a gold key and we'll open it for that map and shit like we always got to work so hard for our
gold keys you know okay
wonder if people are saving their gold keys for rank to have more value
so that they rank faster
because you would be that hard if you i don't think i don't think it would be
that hard to rank either but i don't know some people might want to be like
first to pinnacle you know that shit cringe there's I think it's weird there's
no like essentially like eternity or I think the ranked is supposed to be
somewhat accessible I don't think it's supposed to be to 8 to be
Well, did Trials and D2 have anything like that?
I don't know. PvP and D2 was so ass.
Probably one of the worst things in the game.
Lockboxes, lockboxes, lockboxes.
I don't have a key.
I'm gonna take a peek.
That's either a roof, but it's really hard to see.
We're gold-less. We're gold-less.
player
wait we killed this guy iroh
yeah last raider thing
yeah
get in there
come on in
i don't know where he is
oh he's running like vandal i know
he ran to the back of the room uh i don't have a shotgun so it's kind of uh
back very nice oh my god oh my god
you see fights are hard and top floor yeah yeah oh I've been beating this
whole fucking time yeah that's sorry they were in the back of the room I knew
that I was coming in and then my bad I mean they're all they're all back there
I'm close, I'm close.
Drop him, drop him, drop him.
He's down.
They're seen.
That's two.
That's three.
That's three.
What gun are you using?
Oh, the Mistra?
Yeah, I'm using the Mistra.
Fun.
Got it last raid.
Actually, not bad.
Nice.
Yeah, now that the, um, double-fumps nerfed a little bit, I don't know if it's nerfed
I was muted telling you guys were really worried you guys were like where are they?
Yeah I got shot by the bullet I didn't know you meant that side you did speak for like
half of one second about a back room but I didn't know you meant, I thought you meant
this strong because I didn't see where you were.
There's a purple speed core on the first guy if you want him.
All the things that are in this program
They're gonna open up Jane and ski
Yeah, I gotta go maintain on
Mama, I'm gonna hit this bugger for a bit
Browse still isn't unlocked?
It probably won't be unlocked for a while
Over here
I'll just, I have one farther back too
Are you guys trying to defend that destiny?
Two of those two lives of mine.
They might come up your stairs right now.
Omega low.
Hear me out.
There's a treehouse bottom cliff.
No, the low treehouse, one.
Fuck.
Oh my god.
They know me. I got third.
One is P.M.
Oh.
Another one?
Yeah, there's another one by me.
That's a very nice guy.
Yeah, here, going left, right to left.
Oh, dead.
Nice.
You think they're self hurt?
I think so.
Because you might think it wasn't great, doesn't mean it wasn't good.
I mean, it was objective.
That's kind of interesting.
Normally, I would say subjectives are right, but...
Bro, half of your shots didn't even reg in that game.
Self-revive, like...
They just went into the void.
to the boy
snide love destiny
i love that's a great time but the pvp is not
for a lot of money in the game
however they did a good job of this game
can I open it from down here I'm sure I can actually yeah good luck I didn't I didn't
and I didn't have enough juice.
Okay, I'm gonna go for the red.
That'd be bad.
Turbine and one of these for someone.
Oh, that's a kind of-
Yeah, this is so bad.
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
That's real bad, real bad, I can't lie.
Wow, wow, wow.
Lucky, unlucky.
Yeah, literally, just the materials.
So, uh, was there a loose valuable up here?
Yeah, I grabbed it.
Uh...
You want the valuables at least, Justin?
Or is your key?
I mean...
You get something out of it?
Yes, I guess.
There you are.
It was this, this.
Wow, that's epic.
I am holding on to...
I don't know, just wondering by the way.
Yeah, that was a really bad key.
The person who I just opened.
Yeah, that's right.
It's crazy the variant there.
Like, that's wild, but it could be that different.
You shoot through this.
I can't.
OK, did you have a key, Parker?
I'm going to be honest.
You forgot it?
It may not be mine.
OK, that's fine.
We could just...
Yeah, it's always good.
However, however, one thing about Destiny BUB
is the trials I am unfamiliar with.
I do not know what trials were.
And that is arguably the best part.
But still, the game has so many hit-rag issues that I don't think I would enjoy it no matter what.
I'll play it again.
It's different when you play like a third person shooter.
Like Arcs, for example. Like Arc Raiders has some hit-rag issues, but you don't really notice it in third.
When you play a first person shooter and then he has to hit-rag issues, that's when it's like, ooh.
don't like that like that one bit
well we wait for the oh wait there's anomalies we gotta go
you realize here we're farming these bro last time I really unlucky and it felt
like there was no event was this two days ago we were getting literally no
events
It's weird how some just don't happen so I could shoot that shirt there should always be one
Yeah, okay, I wasn't crazy
I don't want to want to like the sample and just like we'll never fucking find him
I should have pinged on the map.
I saw a tweet the other day, how long does the shooter has to take?
Is C a C and an extraction shooter?
No.
I mean, if you think about it.
No.
Not. That's like saying, is Day Z an extraction shooter?
Not really, no.
Session base, right? Like, sorry, it's not Session base, it's Open World.
Like, you're not going back to your, like, vault and taking those goodies and buying, like, Uppies.
I mean, you're buying skins, I guess.
Uppies?
Uppies are my dream.
Yeah, it's an adventure game, I guess, with that small extraction element, because you do get gold out, I guess, for skins.
Yeah, you have to bring it to the outposts.
I want to say it's a pretty good game though.
I never really got in to see it these.
I think I played like the beta and the alpha and I was like, you know, this just isn't for me.
Very average.
Big definitely it's been better.
Well it's better than average probably.
It's like a very fluid game.
It just doesn't have enough depth, right?
Like, if it had more nuance and depth to it, we'd probably be all over it because it is really smooth.
but it was made for you know
I wasn't right yeah baby's here
well I will say that fucking I remember when Summit like had like a resurgence on that game
and he was just bro that was such good content
good time to be alive
I got an opposite see if these content for me was so boring it was just him sitting in a corner of a ship
it was like sit there
I thought it'll something happens. It was
I love watching some of it too, but that was the one arc of summit that I could not watch
There's a lot of dead time with the game
Yeah
Like watching summit play Daisy like I love Daisy. I love to play it, but I can't watch it
I would not like that was a temporary time for it. Okay
Daisy is like a mega resident sleeper to watch. Yeah, it's really boring. Holy shit
I'm going to be.
If these could have been sick though.
I was always on that wave of CFDs.
It wasn't it?
Was it like 20, 21, 2020?
I don't remember.
It was like 20.
Is during COVID yeah 2019 right this one it kind of starts no, we're out of it
What he won away
No
No, it was longer than that is before I promise you before COVID because I remember I was a pecs came out
I wasn't I was the reason I I know for a fact because
because me and Hannah started dating like seven years ago and it was before them.
See if these was before you?
Yes.
How does that work?
See if these was a long time ago.
If it was 2018, 2019, I promise you.
Are you talking about when you played?
Because that was like Alpha.
So does that even count?
I'm talking like the Summit days.
2018, 2019, I promise, I promise, I promise, I promise.
I would put my whole life on it.
That's fucking crazy.
I swear to relive it, it's like Mandela effect man, there's no fucking way that's true, but it is true.
That was impossible.
Yeah, I only remember though, sliding in our DMs.
Not actually, but like...
Say, sliding or sliding?
Sliding, casually.
Oh.
There's a joke, there's a joke, I was making a joke.
Bad joke.
I mean, sliding in DMs is...
It was a bad joke.
Pretty normal.
Oh my god.
Isn't it?
Isn't that pretty normal?
I don't know.
Maybe.
Please, you're bad.
Do you remember your line?
No.
No, I don't.
I got zero Rizz for help.
That's why I was a joke.
Rizz?
I don't know how to slide.
He needs to Rizz max.
Oh dude I can't believe I didn't know what a chud was
Oh a guy just snuck in yo
Bang bang I missed ah
This turrets fucking mushed it up
What the fuck
What do you think Kikaboo?
Yeah, that was perfect.
What do you mean?
We let him live.
He's kind of funny.
Yeah, we can talk this out.
Yeah, we could let him live.
I think he is.
Wait, who's that?
Oh, he wants the anomaly.
That's him.
Of course you won't see it now. Oh, I see the guy.
Bangs!
Bang!
Bang!
What?
How am I missing?
How am I missing?
It's for us, buddy.
It's for us.
I think that's a real man.
It's for us.
That's a team over there.
I think that is a team.
It looks like a real silhouette.
Yeah, it is.
It is.
It is.
I killed one.
I killed him.
You guys have to snipe him.
I'm out of cake.
I'm out of cake.
I'm out of cake.
That is just the worst thing that could happen.
Happy Locked It!
I think they're in this building on my right.
Is the tall one in front of you or behind you?
Yeah, this one.
The tall one's on the right, blue one.
We're jammed up from there.
Oh, never mind.
No, they're not.
No, they're not.
I'm gonna swing it for a knife.
I see him, right there.
He didn't react!
Like, who are these people?
Is that a real person?
Yeah, it was an AI.
Yeah, it was a real man.
Not an AI, but...
Sorry, Rick.
Wait, let me run it in.
I hope my free kit was worth it it wasn't actually it was not worth my bullets
all right we get out yes you have your alt can you kill two two men yeah
Yeah, it's really hard to say for a reason.
Oh, what the?
What are you doing here?
Hey, what's up, dude?
Milwaukee police.
Is anything good?
That's Maui, Maui, Maui.
Milwaukee police department.
That's what it looked like, man.
What was his name, then?
Maui, Maui, Maui.
That Maui, Maui, that Maui, Maui.
Wait, birds, what?
South, is that our friendly roc?
Over here?
No, I killed him.
Interesting.
Oh, well, someone's there.
Uh-huh, why are they all?
Huh.
OK, well, we need to kill AI for you.
Yeah, you do.
But I want to kill this guy.
I'm not in my rewars.
OK, let's go kill him then.
I don't see him. He's turning.
I'm going to try.
He might be in the warehouse?
I don't see him anywhere.
He's here.
Okay, let's bang to AI. I guess.
Did you guys hear that song?
Kinkari? Marimawi?
I went back to Honolulu just to get that Maui-Waui, Strain and Bear-Wana, and I'll listen to music.
Yeah, but you've listened to music before. I remember there was a day when you used to actually be a real person, where you would start your stream with an opening stream, and then just play music like Hail of the King.
I did play a lot of music, actually. Yeah, I played a lot of music. But that was before I would get banned.
Yeah, but you can do it on a separate track now.
No, I can't. Not with my service.
Oh, that's fucking lame.
I'm waiting for them to hopefully come up with attack, but they're taking awfully long.
So here, uh, yeah, I probably would.
You bang these? I spawned them in.
I'll kill this commander and you guys, do you kill the little guys?
I'm going to get you.
Thanks, Justin.
You're my favorite destroyer.
Hey, how are you?
why don't these people like peak like oh my gosh the fractal circuit
I gave you a headshot all night long yeah why don't they peak like why don't
they be a little bit sneaky he was he wasn't even headshot only it was like
his whole body he probably killed me if he peaks like I was low and they are
was fucking my ass up that guy's a punch I died like two shots he did have
I'm out of mine too.
I think one time I held I'm going to not do second routine anymore.
We're getting rep luckily for Sekiguchi every time we get a snomily out.
That's nice.
Second boot. Second boot.
Why did this not spawn?
Where are the mobs?
Why did this...
Oh.
They're like, they're just a little late.
Wait.
They got stuff in the fucking traffic or what?
They got stuff in the fucking traffic or what?
Oh, I thought that was a fan.
Wow.
They're way...
Yeah, that's not what I was talking about.
They're fucking traffic.
Oh, that's so funny.
I have so many VIP arachne rep it is crazy I haven't really many of it it's
probably so many coils in there
I'm locked in, coming. I see him, oh my god I see him.
oh no, you got an iPhone?
yeah, I'm locked up too
He had storage drives for Parker, which got us things
You just have to X for with him guys in the sewers
Alien alloy. Yeah, whoo
I got an alien alloy too, let's go
Noooooooooooo!!
I don't think I got anything.
I had one more material.
That's right!
Cuck Parker!
What the f...
I'm gonna do nothing!
I was a very nice...
Have you seen the new reload update on CS?
I have!
I got no room.
None.
I don't mind the CS change. I think it's cool that they're trying to do something. They're trying to like
You know, you know how much people hated fucking Molotovs in CS go when it came out. They hated that shit
They hated the grenades blowing up smokes
It's you're telling me I'm exactly at rank 30, but not VIP zero zero like how's that?
You gotta turn it into a reward.
And it sucks cause you don't get any more rep anymore so...
I'm 43 or Acne. Pretty fun.
Blood God.
rank one achieve
I need more predictive work
Maybe if you tracks this yet
I'm 200 rip away
Gonna kill more drums
But yeah, I'm about to swap mine
Until we do primitive. I'm like, you know, that's
Bulu guys I have 57 turbines. I got to start spending these this is getting out of hand
Alien alloy. When am I going to spend my alien alloy on?
The cryo trailer just drops. Oh, come on, come on.
get up so that the water gets a good clip. I interrupted last time.
You what?
The cryo video I linked to last time, I like talked halfway through it while that thing.
Oh.
Um.
Where is it?
Oh, like launch?
Yeah, I'm watching it. Everyone shut the fuck up.
I'm looking for me
Why can't I find their fucking YouTube?
Wait, I don't see it on their YouTube
Hey
Marathon the game
Right
Launching tomorrow. Oh, I want to play Crimson Desert and
Unlisted in the Discord.
What? How'd they do that?
Well, I can't click it.
I can't watch it.
Oh, thank you.
Okay, it's what now?
My archive launch trailer, unlisted.
Cool that they posted on Discord first.
Welcome, Runner.
This is like a whole thing, what the heck?
These ancient clothes
No virtue
No remorse
It's secrets
It's past
Your future
Every death
Every sacrifice
Oh
The marathon is waiting
some seas
this green
Damn good trailer for a map. It's just a map guys. Oh
The damn good trailer for a map
Yeah, like
And then here there's still the ghosts
Tomorrow
I was gonna play Crimson Desert. I don't know if I will
I admit it Midsyn Desert. I'm telling you it's not gonna be it. I've inside of knowledge
I know it's not gonna be great, but like I was gonna at least try it, but now I don't think I will
My beginning of the year
It looks like there's still gonna be key cards here if you guys noticed that
Yeah, well for sure. What do you mean? We have six of them one through five
No, no, no like the access cards that we do
Yeah, like if you go to like one minute in that room they're looting also it looks like they're on floor four right?
If you go to a minute in the time stamp
So that's probably the fourth of all on
Four four and then at one or two
I don't know how many people are gonna be on that map 12 probably
No rucks either so once you wipe the team, it's yours to be on the lobby. Yeah interesting like labs. Yeah
Exactly like Tarkovian
I wonder who's gonna be first to kill the boss
Cool.
That's amazing.
This shotgun is fucking expensive though.
This is a really well made trailer for a map.
Yeah I swear.
You know what I'm saying?
That's very high production value for just a simple map.
I was straight up like those little cinematics and it just makes you really feel in it.
God, I wish I had a fucking monster.
A white monster.
White monster sliding down my gullet.
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
What?
I guess this won't be the map is kind of a big deal because there's no way we're gonna get another map for
at least six more months, right? That's cool.
Six months? Yeah.
I don't think there's a season two map. I don't I don't remember though. Maybe I don't remember seeing it
Besides night dire Marsh, I think we'll get one in the next three months after that. Oh, yeah, you're right
Yeah, no no map for six six plus ones
I might make season two a little bit lame
I'm gonna be honest if you just do the same thing again. I don't know unless they really change up the gameplay a lot
Seen to has a new system called cradle, which I think is more
My nuts are guessing which is more like skill like like a skill tree out of somebody
Out of pocket for Parker
Okay, what?
Oh my balls Justin.
Oh my balls.
I'm gonna shoot this team on my left.
Oh we're gonna last tonight.
Yeah, cause this should be like right here.
Oh fuck.
Got your direction this stuff.
Turned in around.
I mean, oh I fell in a bad spot.
Guys I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble.
I'm on I'm literally on them. Okay. Okay. Well, I'll look over here in one sec
They had fun
Like 160 you just hit him
Unlike playing that extraction your favorite extracts you're dying in 30 seconds. I was full blue in his teammates
It's so much fun my god
I
I envy how much fun those guys had you can we come clear this
Lord no, no, I wasn't even
So when do you think it comes out tomorrow because last time it was 9 a.m.
No, well outpost was 9 a.m. It 10 a.m. is what the game
Yeah, but they pushed outpost at 9 p-man
He did he?
I did not remember that one.
Yeah, nice try, did he?
Oh, materials bully?
Don't mind if I do.
Yes, play, queen.
Look at my all.
I have a good head shot in.
I wish those were materials plus, but.
uhhhh my spirit button there
10am cryo? yeah but 9am is
last time it was 9am all I'm saying
is that a punch?
is it a punch?
is it a punch spike or what?
that was cringe
in the building
not everything here it's fun there is a peak team in the building no
my crazy gentlemen they're not a team in here with us right now I just
Ah, there she is. There she goes.
Is there an underground in this bitch?
Yes.
That I'm unfamiliar with?
Dad.
It's my dad.
There's an underground here? Where?
Holy shit, show them the socket, everybody.
Yeah, how do I get underground?
Oh, you gotta hit the...
The button.
I wanted there's a there's a blue they found there. I think I don't know how to get there though
Where's we're trying this off?
West side
West side West side wall. Oh
Yeah
Is it this building it doesn't show up? Yeah, it's like three meters
Yeah, you're gonna walk in
It's cryo also weekend walk like right
Any who I'm trying to figure out how to get downstairs. I didn't know there's an underground here
I'm here. Oh
Now I don't been down here
That's fire, Marko.
The wall safe.
That's why I wanted to hit it.
Oh, Cryo's also weakens only, guys.
Yeah, I know that.
Just like rank.
Interesting.
That's smart, in my opinion.
Yeah, someone's been through here.
Because when Cryo's out, realistically, nobody else is going to...
that's terrible I think so there's they're very old they're very aware of
segregation and they're gonna avoid it I thought right now I'm coming I'm coming
Not everyone can play weekends.
I mean, there's probably one of those four or three days that you can play.
I think you'll be alright.
I'm sure, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday, I'm sure one of those three days you'll be
to be able to play at least a little bit.
Oh, it's Friday to Tuesday? Bro, okay. I'm sure you'll be alright.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. And Tuesday. I think you'll be okay.
I have a cockbox, Keith.
A five-slot.
I don't think it's a bad idea, personally. I would...
It's Friday to Tuesday, though, not like Friday to Monday, like, first Monday.
Oh. Maybe in here?
Unless they spawn on me, I don't know. I think those bugs might have been you.
I think so.
This one pretty far maintenance
Having to pick between cry over playing ranked is kind of cooked IMO
Can you not play ranked in cry so not that not a possibility I'm not sure
Wouldn't you just do that or is that not allowed I
I
Mean I personally don't really care about right so that doesn't affect me
But I guess if you care about right then that kind of stuff you have to choose between one or the other
That's kind of awkward in here. Well, that's Lou. They're all losing. Oh, they're so
They're so sad
Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen listen next time one of you guys stay watch instead of all looting, okay?
Every single one of those guys was on the body
Purple schema fucking copperhead
You don't want that what is the dream?
What is the Adrenal core I don't know what that is I can't think of it at all the Adrenal core
yeah I have an Adrenal core schema amongst five Adrenal core four seven
yeah I just don't know what I don't know yeah I just don't know what it is maybe it's not for me
So ready for you guys, I guess
Dremel for someone probably knows
Bandal three stores. Oh my god. My cost is done. No, but he plays
Don't all right my key my key. Oh, yeah, where's your oh, yeah
Open it up you don
I feel like I've never gotten anything better this way.
Yeah this key is really bad.
Oh.
Wow that was really cool.
That was really cool.
That was really cool.
That's Sturcos.
Was it?
It doesn't sound like you think that's cool.
That was really sweet, Lupe.
Y'know, I'm looking forward to the 10k high stakes ranked lobbies?
I mean, I just want to play new content. I don't really care about...
I don't really care about stuff that's not new content.
Cause like, ranked is just a...
It's...
If ranked is just the same content,
but with different players and skill levels, I don't care.
I just want to do something different.
I want to do a new Lupe. I want to do a...
A boss I wanna do a new event, just a new loop.
I don't care too much about like, like sure it's nice to fight geared players and people
that know what they're doing, but if I had to choose one or the other I would choose
the new thing over.
Did you shoot this drone down?
The geared player fights or whatever.
There's a drone crying to be looted over here.
My favorite part about Attraction Shooters is like exploring new maps and like, just learning them in general.
I think it's really fun. Like I had a lot of fun in Arc Raiders perfecting like every hallway and every sewer tunnel and everything that led everywhere.
Stuff like that's really fun. I enjoy that.
Like my favorite part about Attraction Games. Besides the looting of course.
I don't need to loot anymore unfortunately but maybe in Cryo I will have to.
It's awesome
There's a purple if anyone's gonna lock box me might have value I do I do I do
Crazy
It's gone
Ha ha ha, challenge him.
Shields go!
What's up?
Talking to Sass and Joe.
You heard Vandal?
I need a buff Vandal.
Yes.
Was there HVT? There wasn't, right?
Nope. I don't think so.
George is waiting, maybe a lockdown will spawn in like a minute.
Yeah, don't do that.
Dead team here.
Got him in a little bit of a scaffold.
Look at all my spawns pretty early.
Skaffold.
But yeah, I think the weekend lock is a good choice.
I think the ranked one's a good choice.
The cryo is one where it's like a little bit like that one maybe.
Maybe that one shouldn't be, I don't know, but the weekend on ranks is cool. I like that.
Personally, they should do it the other way around. They should do weekdays cryo weekends.
Uh, ranked.
Is there a spark up on there?
Hey, no!
I don't know this.
They can keep it up. I'm about to juice you guys full.
Oh, it's clear here.
Is it a real player? No, real player.
Is that a real?
He just took one of the guys that we killed, the blue armor.
He's got a blue bag as well.
He took our staff.
First bag.
How much of ice do you guys got?
I don't know, way too much actually.
I don't even think we need to bring down the shield ever.
Is that juicy guys' pool?
I got six minutes though.
Yeah, that's a lot, right?
I think overlapping both is super frustrating.
Yeah.
Yeah, they should have done ranks next week, or Cryo next week or something.
I feel like overlapping it...
I feel like overlapping it later is fine, but overlapping it on launch is kind of weird.
Oh, purple from the first one?
No.
Oh, one?
That's a pretty fierce one.
I am so tired of them taking up my inventory, truly.
i have so many of those fucking keys
can't you do like a jump with a ammo bag or something?
hold on
just no point
I don't have many of them, I have like 5.
I don't have any of them.
So you could like ammo bag, jump on them, it's like...
You know what?
I feel like the main reason I can't do the grapple attack either is because I think I'm toggle sprint.
I swear that's fucking shit up.
I didn't have multiple stacks of shit in my stack.
Because I can't jump into a slide and you can do it on Kataugl?
It's like I literally can't do it, ever.
Does the timing get easier if I put it on hold?
Because it's extremely difficult to do it.
You'll let yourself slide for like 0.5 seconds.
So it's slide.
I'm really trying.
really trying here the bag one yeah the bag one I took a coil you guys can take
the other one yeah but you got a materials plus this game you can get
more I don't know the bag one the grapple one's different well yeah the
The bag one's like a slide, jump, take out the bag, and then take out a weapon.
Something like that.
Alright, well, that took a little bit of time.
I don't know. I don't know how to do the bag one.
No seconds.
I don't know how to do this.
Do you have the key by the way, Bargain?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have both purple.
I have A-key.
I'm at the left.
I'm just kidding.
I'm right on one.
Karayu or that key?
I think that people have to choose between ranked and cryos and dangerous things, I wonder
What the choice is gonna be people gotta be crying right got a purple on him
I yeah, I just really supposed scored for assassin though unlucky
Cheerless plus assassin for
Yeah, I personally still think ranked is a mistake I would have if I was them I would have
Hold the trigger on there like hold not done it. Just pull the plug on it
That's it. I think
They're entering a weird territory now with the game getting smaller with ranked with cryo
And that's why they're gatekeeping these things on weekends only so that it doesn't kill their game
but they should just pull one they should pull rank personally I think they just
get rid of it it's just also it's just weird to have ranked in an extraction
shooter to be honest yeah if I am them I would pull the court on that but
obviously they're gonna commit to see if it's cuz like maybe it'll be a real
say it was beta you like maybe it'll be a really fun loop for him I don't know
maybe people will love it but no there will be people that love it but it's
just creating longer queues no that's what I'm saying that's why that's why
it's gonna be tough because now we're gonna have four maps they should get rid of
duo don't do duo queues I don't know what the fuck they're thinking there
literally scratch that get rid of that shit they should pull ranks until they
reformat it like in a different way it shouldn't be its own queue it should be
with the general masses I don't know they're they're in a really difficult
they're in a difficult spot because if they make the wrong choice their game
might fall really really low and that and then it ruins the experience for the
people playing.
Yeah, no one wants to wait and turn off cubes which are now fake.
I mean maybe maybe what they do is rotate maps so that you can't play all of them
like I don't know I don't it's they're in a tough spot
Duos is a terrible idea though that needs to be absolutely ripped, ripcord, ripcord.
Oh ranked is only one map that's true that's five so you're
between five maps on the weekend then. You're between five maps on the weekend
And then three on weekdays
Always a streamer with the worst takes yeah, because I'm trying to fucking think about the game logically
You don't want the game to like die
If you do too many at the same time you're gonna kill your game. You see that drop this money on the floor
You're gonna kill your game fucking fast.
Did we get an anomaly out?
Oh, we got lockdowns.
Wait, did I not do this quest?
I thought I did this quest.
Did I fail it?
Oh!
I definitely did this.
Like think about how many people are probably playing, right?
cross console, cross everything, what, 60,000, 70,000 people? That's pretty good, but it'll get lower.
So that's why they're doing the weekend thing. Like, if you guys are wondering why they're doing
the weekend thing, they're doing it for that reason, so that they don't split their player base too
much. But then if you add duos into the mix too, that's... Bro, you're looking at like 10 different
Cues
Imagine they had duo perimeter duo dire duo outpost
and ranked one map and
cryo
That's a lot of cues in my opinion to split like 60,000 people
That's a lot of cues to split them up
And then like eventually it'll start to go a little lower because you know obviously the end of the season and stuff and like people will wait for the
new content
Then we're looking at like a maybe like 50k at the end of the season still split amongst that. It's kind of I
Don't know
What did your uh, I'm not thinking about it now thinking about it
I'm thinking about it a month from now when the season is ending.
Not now though.
Let's see.
It is a Vandal Shell.
While Amplified or Movement Abilities generate even less heat using a Cardio Kit extends Amplified's duration.
And then the Safe Landings was an Assassin Shell.
Or an Assassin Fort.
So, kind of underwhelming. Also my quest bug that I just finished, it didn't finish.
That's good.
What the fuck does that mean? What do you mean it didn't finish?
It didn't finish, so I didn't complete it.
Yeah, it's not done.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Well done.
I don't know what happened.
Oh, you can set my archive now, that's cool.
What is it?
Give it up.
Oh yeah, gear ancient 5000.
Cannot.
Oh yeah, cannot launch into the battery.
Like 21 hours, so it's 2 hours and 3 minutes.
So it's 10.
Yeah, apparently 9am streamers are getting in, but...
Supposedly?
I don't know, somewhat though.
Maybe the guys that are at 1g.
Yeah, I think it is the people at 1g.
that hopefully playing at 9.
Which would make sense.
I think they're making...
not a mistake, but I think they're...
I don't know.
I gotta tread carefully with what they're doing here.
They still want to spread the player base too thin.
Yeah, they're spreading it thin really quick though, right?
They're doing experimental duos.
That's the exact thing that you're saying around about to say I said yesterday as well, because of me.
Yeah, it's like it's not, it doesn't seem smart.
It's too early. You gotta let the game develop and cook a little bit more.
We also don't know how many console players there are. I know there's a lot, but...
Yeah, but that's also like, we don't know and that might be co-
I mean what, you can assume there's, you can assume there's double. Let's say there's double, right? So then there's...
They've been playing this from 100 to 200 thousand a day maybe.
Yeah, so they probably have 100,000 people playing right now.
Which is good, but don't think about it now.
Think about it a month from now when the season's about to end.
That's going to be 50,000 for sure, right?
Just like people are waiting for the new content.
and 50,000 people maintain seven or eight different views
Oh allegedly yeah that's right allegedly PC allegedly PC is the primary player base for this game that is true
that is supposedly that is supposedly that is dangerous zone that is that is yeah I don't know if it's true but
allegedly yes I did see that I mean honestly PC is kind of dominating a
lot of these games they usually PC it used to be console but it's usually PC
that has more players these days WC actually no elstein fucks team amazing
I take that back.
I take that back.
I take that back.
Steam L.
Steam L.
Steam the go forever.
I must be upon the game.
Cabin is my father.
Cabin is my father.
Get your quest done.
I mean, I don't really know if it's just gonna bug again. It's just
I don't give it anything wrong
Well, how is it bugged I
Objective complete I left it and then it just is having me do it again. Do you have to
Yeah, I already did I did last grade I
Got the completion under me under me under me under me
He knows he's aware. Oh, he's not aware. Randall the vandal.
That poor guy is. He was aware and then he very quickly was not.
Hang on. Under me or something? I'm here.
Above me? On the roof? On the roof?
He dropped in I think he dropped in this ladder. I'll sell the box
Gonna be nice fun bots
That ain't nice last to lupa
I killed one, there's another team by the way, kill the one right here, he was on a roof
I'm gonna hit someone in my right
Yeah I'm right, I'm going to the D-Con over here
I'll run around and see if I get shot
Are these doors weird?
Press this turn
Nice throw
Nice throw. I don't know what like I don't know what team this guy was on or what like
I'm trying to drown them.
Are they hiding inside or are they?
Okay objective complete.
All right, well, whenever someone's gonna get a team's gonna get rez because there's a third
From one of these guys
You get that title in this one
Yeah
The boss over here though. This side's probably
That was the third they were poorly split I mean my team killed two players did
they not I swear they killed two people
That is all bots underneath me
Is there hold on one wait did you guys never kill anyone did I lose anything I don't know
Oh, that is all freedom. Oh my I thought you guys killed two people. I just know we were just fighting
Fighting bots. Yeah, okay, my bad. All right, they're all
Just confused as fuck
My place is done my quest is done too. Let's see if it works this time
I mean it does kind of make sense that it does make sense that extraction shooters are primarily
PC though because they're kind of born and raised on PC right and the genre an
extraction genre is more the shifting maps like every weekend so I don't know
I mean there's just no way we play ranked tomorrow it's gonna be cryo
There's literally no way with that right tomorrow or Saturday
Tomorrow come out at the same time they come out at the same time
Doesn't really make any yeah, I know it really doesn't make that much sense
I will go I should push I finished
I can't I can't I can't
I have like 5 seconds on this.
Wait, I'm going to do it with homes.
Hold on.
You're going to relax.
Don't die please.
Back here, back here, back here.
I got double kill.
I got double kill.
I got double kill.
I got double kill.
I got double kill.
What the fuck?
I'm going in.
I'm stuck on the ladder.
I'm dead.
I'm going in.
I'm stuck on the ladder.
I'm dead.
I'm going in.
a lot of them that I'm so pissed okay all three of my body I did not kill them
I cracked them though oh this was really bad guys that's a good crack blue
they're all bottom floor there's one here too I'm gonna try to push you
in this little room
fucking robot bro
how many shots from both sides?
I'm pushing, I'm pushing, can you stay alive?
yeah, I'm okay
he's in the little room
up there, stood, they all have self
are you having a go get?
you're good, you're good
I got to just...
I was just trying to dick around with my claymore and my bad guys.
What's happening with you?
I left my purple team on the map.
I thought there was something so cool and then I just thrusted into the ladder.
Oh that is, you're right. That is how we died with that purple team.
I was droning and then they, and then I was far back so I couldn't trade off you guys.
Yeah.
But to be fair, I was saying it was happening, so.
I swear I got on bottom.
Oh
Like unless it's a different team, that's above like that's what I'm saying like I don't know how all three are on bottom
Yeah, I went through the stairs. I think there's a team up here
Yeah, there is
There's a claymore
That was sick that was sick
That was so cool what you just did did that even hit you I think it partially did
You look fat ass I didn't make it over this
Okay, so that's why you were that's why you died because you didn't realize
There's another team. Well, I didn't realize that they there's two teams and I was like how are all three these guys on bottom
But also I would have they would have had to res and all that shit, right?
Yeah, that's why I pushed it, but I also just died I would have won by one for sure
But I just rusted another guy got stuff on a team of me once blue
what's happening what's happening to me it's not the blue my swear what's
happening to me dude am I am I this ass or what like hello no it's right up it
does happen though do I need to shoot the launch out a little slower is there
like a reset that will like shoot it fast right now and you'll see like the
Well I can't really see because I have fucking thermals, I don't know what the hell I'm looking at
Well you should be able to see it anyway
But yes there is a little bit of blood on my face
I have this scanning device for the hell of this
I've never seen this in my life
This has to be for a quest, yeah it's yellow
It has to be for a quest
I'm getting a thief thrown to
No
I think he got away with
What do you get away with?
Wait where is that guy?
I didn't really have anything out of it
I think there's a very nice
Yes
Yeah, I didn't know that was old
Spline his ass
Oh my god
The drone went south of us
Connection is allowed in 15 minutes
I just need to catch above you
Maintenance, I think
I see people maintenance
Yeah, he flew back toward main inside.
Yeah, he went this way.
Does anyone have climbers?
I don't know.
There's a body right out of there.
I have one. One enough for the memes.
Oh, they're tattling right here.
Cracking green.
I can jam this when you get close.
I'm gonna wait for it to hide obviously.
I can do it.
Okay.
10 minutes and four seconds.
Yeah.
There's, oh one's up top here.
Top here, top here.
Can't bring him for some reason.
It's not working, he's up top here.
I'm looking, I don't know where he's at.
Yeah, I can't.
I can't talk, how would I even know?
He's again on the stairs.
Yeah, I don't have, I have no idea.
That didn't work.
No way.
Ha ha ha!
Let's crack.
Yeah, come on, come on.
One's one HP over there Justin on that building.
He's literally one HP.
He's dead.
They're all green.
I look like a thief.
One HP down there, one HP down there.
He killed the other one, that was not one.
I shot like a tree, I was down there.
I see him, I see him, I see him, he's right here, right?
He's hiding in the-
Uh, nine and a half.
It's about to be a-
It's about to be a ten.
Alright, ten.
No, no, no, it's about to be a ten.
You know why?
Why I'm looking at you like a 50 year after you
Wait, what is this by the way
Oh
someone called the supply drop and it cleared up so we could see better actually
disadvantage for us thermal users can't take it off I mean like all simpers
still have a scope
Where the hell is the supply drop?
Oh, it's that one over there.
Interesting.
It sounds like it's a Rook.
With a bolt.
Wait, no, they're doing a quest.
They're killing a drone.
Oh, is that the Black Drone?
Oh, yeah.
That drone, dude.
Oh, that is a mistake.
It's a Rook.
you what the thing was for up caboose yeah you can't you can't break it unless
it just calls infinite AI it's so he was shooting it and didn't realize why it
wasn't breaking here go do lock down
Do you see the cryo trailer yet?
Yeah.
Cryo tomorrow will be interesting.
That hit me.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, for sure.
Called the spawn and he looted it.
No, he didn't.
No way, Jorge.
See nothing?
I didn't actually loot it.
She was opening them up.
One day we'll see a team actually doing lockdown one day
You know like there's a desert today, no, I won't have time man. I won't have time
What the fuck is that?
Hey Dopey?
Dopey a dope!
Dopey.
I think you're still going up fast with my thing and then plus your uh...
Yeah, I'm a digger.
I'm a digger.
I'm a digger.
I'm a digger.
A digger?
I'm a digger.
You're a digger, chud?
I don't hear it.
I don't hear shit.
Aren't you guys on Alpo's?
I feel like I just feel like I just feel like I don't know
I've never seen someone do lockdown
How does that sound?
There's like the primary way of getting looted
Yeah, but like, again, most people aren't
You know what I mean?
I hear ya
Like most people aren't playing 100 hours of this game at this point
They're employed, you know what I mean?
I hear ya
I'm hearing ya
Yeah
Yeah
I just don't get why such a small percentage of people do it like there's
Don't get it don't get it. It's not like that hard
I've never I've never seen a single team dude lockdown ever not one
In our lobbies anyway, like obviously I've seen people do it like on streams or whatever
But like I've never been in a lobby where someone else has been doing it. It's always just been us uncompestive
So the teams before it starts
Yeah, but like, not all of them.
Very unclear what's it doing how to do things, thus unemployed people kind of space out
trying to figure it out. Interesting. Do you think like a majority of players just
don't like look anything up? They're just eating it. Like they literally know nothing
on how to do anything? It seems so... I was gonna pick it up but I've duped those
things I think like 25 times today. I do need some. I have two materials plus on me. I hate
looking shit up. Well yeah, you don't have to look shit up because you learn stuff faster
than those people. I don't know why I said it like that. I'm not trying to say they're
I don't look anything up either, but like we know how to learn, we just take learning from
different games and we apply it here and we're like oh so it probably works like this, whatever.
That's okay.
Not like people lost in the raid are more than likely rocks.
That's... that's just...
I'm just saying from the perspective of most players, it's more enjoyable to just experience the game without looking things out.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.
I mean like it doesn't, but like it does. You know what I mean?
Okay, turn it off!
I don't have enough time unless we can finish this in 30 seconds.
Actually, we for sure will be able to, right?
This is the one we burned so fast.
You don't have to wait for the dropship or anything if this goes.
Yeah, you're good.
I have the gold for that circuit breaker do I run it?
I think it I think it'd be good on a close quarters now. Well, no cuz like it
Well because it bounces around, you know
Oh
I took one turbine
Yeah, I said I was gonna take it. Here's a circuit. Oh, you want it here?
You don't want to turn by the circuit
So my quest can work
We didn't get any salvage I
Got salvage I got by lens in the ballistic turbine one of each now we got no eccentric
No shall I be
Unless we hit, uh, guarded for a chance.
Or we stay down.
Oh, I just realized what quests you were talking about where you get the 2x2 scanning device and you got to scan the anomalies out here
It just clicked
Now, triage is definitely not essential, but at the same time triage is really insane.
Because like let's say, like I would say triage at the start of the game is more essential
than later.
start of the game your heels are low they're expensive
um we got much easier now i didn't need to pop a healer nothing
so i think at the start of the game triage is great
because you can
you know save some money on meds and shit but
later on you don't really need it but it's still really nice
obviously in a pinch you can like res your teammate when they fold the ice
like that thermal oxygen just feels like shooting yeah I always feel bad when I shoot people with
thermal you know it's nerfed I gotta read the whole post about cryo probably not I think we should
play it I don't really care too much about whatever lore it might have there I just want to play
the great rank 44 I got too much arachne shit okay I think it finished
actually they didn't bug out at that time nice
you guys want to go to different map or say maps keep hunting the anomalies you
I think we should keep doing the anomalies. I'm gonna bring in a lookout though. Change up my swag here.
I have a problem. Do I just sell this Mastrea? Like I like the shotgun, but I just don't have space for it.
Okay, don't let me take reflex coils or turbines anymore, I legitimately have over 30 of each.
Holy shit. Turbines are...
I have way too much.
66 turbines, sick.
Yeah.
Wait, you're right. I need seats.
I need framework. That's the big one.
Yeah, framework is the big one. I have nine of those.
So, I need a perimeter angle I have so many shell IDs don't I'm not picking up any of this shit anymore
that ass
Be a lockout. I have I fire stacks of 25 on this
I have no important space. It just makes me depressed. It's Mark. I have a sponsor in 40 minutes little battlefield six
I don't know what.
I don't know what.
I don't know what's wrong.
My archive's breached.
Wait, I kinda wanna use a fun gun though.
I wanna use a Strider.
I have a legendary scope for it.
It enables proximity sensor on radar.
Can I even buy a Strider?
Just kidding.
can we go use these keys that I have or use can we go perimeter this trade yeah
yes yeah use this shit so it's not my mentor anymore
I have 15 cryokies.
Yeah, that's ridiculous.
I'm not gonna perimeter any of this.
What gear are you bringing? Cause I have a perimeter key too.
I have the, uh, it's just a blue north relay key.
The back office, you know what I mean?
Oh, storage?
uh yeah of course why are you stopping me man what the fuck kind of shit is that how unlucky are we
yeah we made the same exact keys blame yeah but twice so you just want to yeah
oh good fine
feel like parkers had that gold tonight for a long time yeah he has
kind of storm the thing
I don't know, that's just a cat until you get close, it's like you blew your back out.
What the fuck?
Yeah, Cryo's in 20 hours. 10 am. Well, the nice part about Cryo coming out tomorrow
is at least I got a plan. Do some Cryo. I wanted to play Crimson Desert, but that's
not gonna happen though depending on how fun cryo is it's either gonna be like a
day or the whole weekend I don't know
what are you guys most excited about in cryo archives what's the one thing you
I hope fighting the boss is cool. That's all like if it's just like that
little like yeah if it's just like a little loot in yada where you got a
fucking sink three thousand and you just sink three thousand bullets in him and
then sometimes he like does like a wave and you like move around it or something
and that's all it does I'm gonna be extremely disappointed like spawning out
Oh, that's uh, straight ahead.
Oh, right.
I think it's gonna be a what mechanic?
I don't know.
I don't know what the heck it's gonna have.
Maybe since we both have a key for this in our inventory, the game knows and it gives this gig a boot.
Yeah, that makes sense. No, it's not in my inventory too.
Why would I bring the same key?
That would be a what? I don't know, maybe you want to donate to someone.
Yeah fair actually.
Wait that's fine we just found our blue keys, we just find like a rope or something.
Just give it to him.
Give it to him, I'm gonna give it to you buddy.
Spawned it.
That actually is so fun, we're just bringing our blue keys, fuck the blue keys.
The blue keys are...
They could be so good randomly though, you know?
Yeah, they could have like a purple material that you're missing.
They'll have one.
I'm glad it feels good.
Glass break on right? Right here?
I bark for two.
Oh fuck it's cherry.
I'm sad.
Oh push.
Nope, that's AI.
You can just come here. I'm not gonna die.
I do? Are you gone? Oh two, two, two.
I'm cracked. I'm dead.
I'm dead. Bind, just bind, but right here.
He's there for me.
I can't oversee this one.
What's, how's this guy not dead?
Down below.
He's one HP, that guy's one.
Down below.
It's another team, it's another team.
That's another team.
There's a guy under you, Parker, careful.
Parker, there's a...
Pretty sure there's a guy in that building.
Underneath you.
Yep, there he is.
They're behind me as well.
Yeah, I know.
You guys are fighting two teams.
You guys are fighting two teams.
I finished one.
You need to try to...
Yeah, you need to try to down one of these guys.
I thirsted a movie.
I will, I will, I will, I will have to bubble myself.
Looking over here.
You have a ult?
I know.
I can pop a thing now.
I'm just, I'm just bottom.
The other team ran up on the right side at those genies.
If they run here for it.
You guys are fine, they already killed one.
I think you killed two, didn't you? Thirst one?
I, I, I, I think two.
I first hit one, yeah, I first hit a, uh, a few.
I bought in 20
He's living my body living my body right now on my body
This fucking rat
Nine seconds under us what the hell is that shit?
It's gonna kind of sucks to look out. I don't know why yeah, it suits us
I think that would have never happened with a shot a little bit faster
I stole all my shit!
I think that's it, I don't know why
That was unfortunate. I think the person that flanked me was just like not even on that same team
Yeah, no, we just got pinched between two
You get all your shit back?
Yeah
yeah it was just that guy that one guy was looting that's a good thing you guys
ran up when you did because they could have just took take took all the shit
just like this beard the problem is when you're under a gear your loot speed is
so low that like it takes him to sit there like the fact that he even tried
that when you heard someone get down like right here 20 meters away it's crazy
I would be panicking full
Yeah, permitted classic
Yeah that if they grouped up they could have maybe won the fight right?
If Parker was dead you were in a 1v2, you were probably in a 1v2 of the Bionos
Yeah
These people got to be bills right there's no way they're not playing the other
One of those the drives that's one here. Yes, I'm really sorry the storage drive
Gucci crust Gucci Gucci Gucci
I see that too, my face turned red.
I shot them.
A drive?
Wow.
Was it a drive?
Uh, no, sorry.
It's like a money drive.
I got two Rods though, Matrix is, that's nice.
Here take this Justin.
That's all that was in there.
I mean I don't really need it, I mean I'm really close to my million so I guess I can.
If I look at the thing.
Blue rooms, we're just so far past blue.
It's just, this shit is so, like it has like a small chance to be nasty but man it's just so underwhelming.
I mean it's a better chance than ground loot, right?
Not like that you're sure it does it's it serves a purpose you're not wrong
so
You just can't be as like wealthy as we are
I'm not yet, but I'm getting there no Mike is definitely
I don't listen to shit in jokes.
It's just not.
How would you figure you're not an Unk?
I'm not even 32, bro.
Unk's like 34.
You're about to be 32.
Yeah, but Unk's like 34 in jokes.
What's the difference between...
No, it's not.
I'm not even 34.
Oh.
I thought you were.
Now you're not an Unk then.
Uh-huh.
Wait, who got that eccentric salvage?
What'd you get?
I did.
to uh... to the rods region major can i have one
like dupe it's six times
i could buy so many keys
i think i can do
twice right now
i'm gonna stop by
for a purple
that's a good option goes
and you got me all excited
perked up there
I got sniped by a supressor
That's a plane
He's below you on purple thing
Oh they're doing the quest
He's sitting for the key
There's Guy Deepa, there's two
Oh that's not good if he has
That's real bad if he has thermal
One's running away
Towards me or no
They're hiding in the corner one purple low low low purple low purple dead
Harder body purple again low literally use one HP one purples one. We're good though. We're showing we're showing
Okay, blue cracked
I'm I have a feeling these guys are making ease
Oh
I can't rest Parker. That was a weird Parker. I touched your bag like I could loot you
Yeah, you can move if you I think if you just tap me it loops. Yeah, it's like we're sitting in a corner
Come on be materials plus purple be materials plus purple come on come on. Yeah, they were making frame work on him
Yes, frame. We're gonna even know where you got this. Oh my god, they're juice
Yeah, we actually what did they open?
Well, but we actually a good thing
no it's a framework but it's fucking scrap
oh wait what? I picked it up but it didn't
I picked it up oh shit it didn't turn into scrap
uh implants here I don't know what you guys are rocking right now but implants
I want to trash what implant
this is nimble fingers what you did why why did it say scrap
and then it was it's crap I'm really confused what just happened
Not gonna lie to you.
Mine is...
Okay, that's what she thought.
I actually hate that one. That's as high as him.
That's probably a bug.
Opening him only to contain me? What the fuck?
Oh, that's self-limbo fingers for you.
That's my help. Yeah, what am I rocking?
I am hurting hands right now.
I was third.
Alright.
Yeah, I guess I may as well wear the purple because I'll still get the materials plus
Somebody has no I have a log
My thing I just think it delivered it. I just realized the angle that I had no wonder they couldn't I was wondering why I wasn't dying is
My question is I had this angle right here. So I still drive. Oh, does somebody have a predictive framework?
Yes, okay
I was gonna go monster that guy. What is it for tricking barrel? Oh, it's for the shopping
Well, that was nice. Yeah, good loot. That's the first didn't expect it. That was the first geared team
We got in a while. Listen if we
Leave here soon. Wait, we have to go HVT guys. We have to right?
Of course. We killed three teams. There's no reason not to.
We'll get Rooks for sure, but I can't believe that dude. That's the what?
The second good like geared ass team we've seen all day.
Maybe
On perimeter
No, I think we play DM over doing pre kits and put some juice guys
Oh, right, right, right.
I don't know if you're going to count that, but...
Oh, I'm fucked.
That's fine. We're just gonna go for the right one.
I heard this one.
I've tried to see sometimes.
Yeah, it's red.
Yeah, Peruvator's got some chads.
I think it's just because not many people I think they go back to get the HVT maybe I
don't know HVT and also make keys maybe I mean they were doing that maybe I just want
to shit on bad players for fun they did not seem to brave themselves he missed the initial
I thought it was a commander out there though
I thought it was a scout spawn right there
Oh it's people here
Oh yeah I'm on a spree
He's in the main window.
No, no, he's roof.
He's roof.
Oh, he's roof.
Oh, he's roof.
Oh, he's roof.
He's roof.
Okay.
Hit a volley.
Going out with us.
One through the window as well, green armor.
Yeah, yeah, just on him.
Dead.
That wasn't him.
One more in there.
For sure.
One more in there.
Okay.
Yeah, he's peeking it.
I'm gonna native.
Okay.
Yeah, he's beating it. I'm gonna need him.
He's getting outside.
Got him.
He's still dead.
I'm in on them.
Look at all of our opponents sitting in our roof.
My HP just still on them.
Yeah, HPT shooting again.
So, uh, can you hear?
The little top batters.
I don't think I can make it from here though.
I'm inside with you.
Can I make it?
Come on, get up.
Get on it.
Watch your work.
Come on, come on, do my last job.
nice oh damn i just bolted
hamburger oh a burger
i think i'll be able to kill these
i only have one shell i think
unfortunately way too many
you have a bunch of shell i think
I just thought it was a good day.
I guess we'll be gone soon.
I'm gonna kill 14 men.
14 more men?
I hope something's getting out.
North Relay.
GG, they're gone.
Let's see if there's spots in this little building here.
Here's not.
I'm going to go south relay then to look for them.
I wonder why they're sometimes at that building or sometimes not.
What determines them to spawn there?
Oh, someone's shooting here.
Have a journey 25
And here I think
A lot but someone I just
I mean I heard a shot but I don't see anyone in here.
I think I moved north, I think.
Just a dead river out there.
Probably moved north.
I can hit a tad.
I don't think we're going to see him though, but...
Keep going this way.
No things.
I'm holding my drone.
I don't even have those open full health.
Just running around with nothing.
11 bots.
I've never struggled so hard to find these.
Where the hell are they?
This is the place where they're dead as hell.
I'm in the game, I love you, I'm dead
A-bot, B-Q-bots
That's a player that is, oh my god
That took four headshots to down him by the way
Nambo
Model on?
I need the circuits
Fingerbot nice three more no way
It sucks that it's even a single run.
I bet it's a- there's respawns.
Really.
We haven't been there in a minute.
Was there a guarded?
Just get the guarded.
Oh, true. But you're a genius.
Oh, base. He has a lot more room to think without hair.
See, like with hair, we just overheat.
Why can't TJ think then?
little bit oh true yeah he's not yeah he needs to go full ball but I'm off
okay you're right
I'm hairy like it just overheats your head and you can't think
I hope he's... your head.
Alright, BG.
Party at waste.
Absolutely waste.
Maybe there's a little shitty one.
Oh, shitty one.
We know I just hit it for fun. Yeah, it has to be you
Nice the character that shoots up or what?
Wait, I see a place
Come in
Raindrop a raindrop
Raindrop I have 20 minutes. So I actually could if we just get a quick one. I think they have enough time
I might be shitting myself hiding in a corner.
Fuck this problem.
Just so much shit.
Alright, let's make this one snappy.
Alright.
Don't have to leave early.
I can't snappy.
Snappy.
Do we go perimeter again with the same key or just go dire?
Uh, let's just go again, same spot, kind of like that.
At least it's like fast, yeah, we have the dire all day and also dire, like you usually
stay really late every time, perimeter, like we'll hit a room, we'll get a couple fights
and then it'll be out and then uh, and then people of Anish for the night.
Marathon, Morph on the Ark, or two old different types of games?
You know the answer to that, you know it's two different types. You know.
we need an arc collab that would be sick did you imagine the arc from arc
raiders fly into fucking this shit bro it's a hundred and five already it's
fucking March oh yeah it was a hundred yesterday we had a full day
I might have another pool day too, fuck it
Actually no, because I might have 4 hours of sponsor
The sun's gonna be down by the top of the bottom, nevermind
Damn, that's 4 hours?
That's 2, I have a 2 hour sponsor and then I have another 2 hour sponsor
Yeah, then I have another one
And they said I could do it in the same day, so I was like alright, I'm just playing 4 hours of battle
But the first 2 hour sponsor, I think it's just gaming battlefield normal
The next 2 hour sponsor is playing with Peanut
And doing like a battlefield portal server like zombie style or something because they're doing customs and battlefield now
Yeah, it should be pretty fun
We are blurry yes, sir
I heard shots north, rather engaged with men.
They're here.
They tatted, they know we're here, did they?
I'm by the gym.
I don't know, that does not reach.
Well, they know you're here, maybe.
We're gyms.
Maybe they didn't see it.
Oh, they know I'm here.
No, they're single-hand.
One's on HP.
Hello.
Just started to low.
One's on Stalker as well.
Just started dead.
Behind you? Just below?
Above.
He's low.
Just on HP.
He's so down.
That is it.
That is it.
What do you think you're doing little guy?
Well they should have known I was here but I guess they weren't paying attention to the
tad.
You were signal jammed maybe.
Uh oh.
No.
I'm a jammed.
You didn't have a thought on me.
They definitely should have.
That should not have been a surprise to them.
I don't know what the fuck they were doing.
you should be a lot of circuits in this building for you yeah probably get them
from the room actually I got a few for the train crimes in desert not today
you see circuits you still need those storage drives for her
no I was very close I need to send you through my god it's so
Look we'll get that blue bag in there. No, here's another circuit
I got two blues
She's right just terrible a single thing out of it. It's it wasn't even worried
Time to check Scorch is it up?
So they fixed the bug ring crash, right?
They had it.
I think so, because we haven't had it happen.
And quite some time now.
Can you check all the way?
Just a moment.
Check where?
Orch.
Oh, yeah.
No way.
Just gonna catch up.
I
Play on him
Behind him like deeper deeper from my team towards radio tower
Yeah, you just jumped one jumped up to the left
The other one jumped up to the right. He's one issue right there one issue right there underneath
I downed one, is there two?
He ran this way, he's running, he's running, he's running
The other, the third is literally so far gone
Oh wait, is this another team?
New team, new team, new team, new team, homie
Are you listening?
Shields are shot
I'm okay
I'm over-clipping you, I probably just a ghost
I missed
I'm here now
He's all down, he's all down
Left
Is there a shot coming here?
No, man
Okay
I don't want to go in there. I don't want to go in there. I think he's going to go roof by the way, I think we just clean back.
That's probably him, I don't know.
I'm gonna run.
Another one ran and then died.
These guys, they're playing zombies.
Okay, I
Like here one more. I mean, there's we only have what five dead so we could be another one
They were double assassin there's chance of a third one
I can tap I'm gonna bubble my time
Increased hostile action
There was a steep that ran away from the whole fight and I think he actually dipped on his team
Hold it. Oh like bulls gone
I'm sure these guys are broke or shit. Just thought of commanders. Do you op them or did you?
You're hiding all how can you all follow those models in the other than there are
Thank you. Oh, they're big stacked
She's like kind of her
Savage from it. Let them blow them up. Let them blow them up Parker
You like playing this for her. Yeah, it's good
I enjoy it
Feel like the way that the game is like played for us like how our raids go. I don't really get to utilize
His abilities that much just doesn't move which is kind of annoying because I want to like
You know fight where I have to use my shield after like use my old appropriately
Right now. I'm gonna play for a reason to use my shield and my old solar capacitor. Maybe you just draw
aggro and then you know yeah it's just it just feels like it's so one-sided at the
moment a lot of the time do you have your it's an implant or not a polar that has
the rockets but that's more damage for cryo yeah for finding hard PDE mobs you
think the one where like reflects rockets is good or no I haven't even
I haven't even seen that with Lex Rockets like if your if your shield takes damage it
Which rockets bar?
Yeah, I've been maybe I've seen that once I don't know I
Actually really like the one that my thruster cost less energy
He went in
Hostiles are near that like running double nose is kind of sick because you can just like thruster around and movement for
But yeah, probably my favorite part about these characters, the thrusters.
Might be able to drone from here.
Oh, a guy in here. What, what?
Yo, I think there's a guy in this building, ratting the one guy that got away and he's in a res's team.
Yep.
I knew it.
There's a nearby scoped opportunity.
Is that from Lost?
I have no clue, I'm gonna watch it.
Oh my god.
Go to the audio?
Yeah you just...
It was pretty good in this game. You can hear steps quite well.
One thing that people got to do when they're sneaking around is to not move.
Like, literally, like, when you, if you hear someone, just stay still.
Because if you move, he just did this. All he did is he was crouching and he just moved like this.
He just like, slightly moved forward or sideways.
And I heard a couple of clonks.
Oh, it's intercept.
I
HVT here
Even your senior
Have loose
I don't know if they had blue shields. I stole a blue hatch kit I think and then he turned green so
He turned green
On the roof, I see him
One was second for it
I'm so sorry
This guy's got blue.
I'm dead.
Oh, that guy has one HP.
I did not see that ping close to the left.
Did you knock the third?
That's it, that's our dead.
Might be two teams, someone sell further.
That's a spare.
Always happy to make that one.
I'm not hurting my little butt.
Charge back down, boy.
Epic.
That's gone for six minutes.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Had a full materialist, but just normie.
Normie materialist.
Oh.
Exfil.
Another race.
On the move.
We have time to do intercept.
I
Don't
Unfortunately, it always makes you go fucking so far. I mean, maybe it'll make you go to holler
Yeah, but I think you need the physical thing or yeah, I can I can sit holler. I'm right here
But you know you bring the disk does it drop something you need a room. Yeah
And then you gotta put it in the terminal and haul it.
I don't watch the trailer for Cryo, I have.
I heard the intercept buff.
Intercept event got buffed too.
I mean you guys can do it and I just gotta go.
Yeah.
You know.
I don't want to have time to do the inner stuff unfortunately I think it'll be like
by a minute okay that's one
five six
Oh
You guys got I thought you guys got it to north
Oh, no. I won't finish my contract this time, if I leave you guys. What's up with that?
Heh. It says, are you sure you want to leave? You will not earn contract awards from objectives
completed by remaining team members. Thing until you're correct will allow you to
earn the above progression. I should still get it, right? Oh no, I still got it. I don't
really know what that meant. Got this. Alright, so it's 600k, 600k for 750k. We got some cash.
I think you've passed right now.
All right, that's gonna be it for Marathon for me today.
GG's fellas.
GG's.
How's your playing?
Good day to you all.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll be out tomorrow.
That's hurt.
All right.
I am doing a Battlefield 6 sponsor into another Battlefield 6 sponsor.
So
Four hours battlefield six, dude, I'm gonna fly some choppers. I'm gonna try the new guns
Can be good can be good. I actually don't know the new content the new map
So like my first two hours of my sponsor or our normal battlefield six sponsor where we're just gonna be
Gaming season two and just playing the new nightfall update
So there's NVGs and like underground map and all that stuff that I'm gonna try and then after that
I have another sponsor, but it's with peanut and it's it's like a battlefield six portal zombies
Custom that EA made for us
And I think it's community driven like I think you guys are gonna join it
But that's two hours later. The first we're just gonna be gaming for two. I
I think the community event in two hours with peanut. I literally think you guys will be able to join and you guys are gonna be running at us like zombie style and then we gotta defend. I think. I think that's the general premise. I'm not fully sure.
Is Peanut on right now?
The burnt paint?
Oh, he's not on.
Oh, Summit's on Battlefield 6 too.
Oh, Summit's doing his...
How long has Summit been on Battlefield 4?
Well, he's been on Battlefield for a minute.
You know a battlefield for like an hour and a half or something.
Oh, Peanut's about to go live.
Oh, I see.
Oh, is Peanut doing the same thing I am, where he's going to do a two-hour sponsor and do another two-hour sponsor?
I mean, shit, if Peanut wants the game, get him in here.
wants to if he wants to frag out
have an open battlefield six in a minute
since we won that tournament
actually
won that tourney
research
you get the jacket yet no they got a tailor it for us
and a tailor for us
not the purple tunnel no world care workers gonna get a little restrict going
com so read
we have been driven the mouse dude
also went outside yesterday
that's why
bullshit
no i did i promise we had a full day it was fun
i promise i promise i promise
Did you touch grass I did I went on a mini hike to a two-mile mini hike
I
Had a very insane incline for some reason. I don't know why we did that but that's fine. Oh
My game crashed. That's good
In this heat well, we went really late it was dark out
Why did we go out at night? I mean it wasn't dark yet. It was getting dark
Great start, my game crashed during the shaders, so hopefully that doesn't happen again.
Make sure you launch the live build that said in the brief.
The live build?
Is that just the normal build?
What do you mean live?
That should just be the normal build, right?
I don't think I'm launching anything special.
Am I?
I think I should be connected to the live build.
I wasn't the event though, and if I was in the event, did I go to a special build?
Am I on the wrong client?
I wonder if I still have the tournament settings.
Oh shit, I might.
Oh, frick.
um...
pro that's right protocol version of shoots
probably want to get crashed
that makes sense
Alright, complete this protocol version. Get this down here. Alright, good now.
Must be that new DLSS5 dude. DLSS5 in Battlefield 6.
I like the tech that that DLSS 5 is doing. I just think it's interesting that it's called DLSS, but I like the tech a lot. I think it's gonna be really cool.
Alright, now my game is capturing, so that's good. I'm gonna figure that out.
I wonder if I need to run OBS as admin.
Does this game do admin again?
It might.
They really thought they had some hot shit.
I mean the DLSS and video thing is fucking, they do have hot shit that is pretty cool.
They just branded it, they just branded it a little poorly I think.
I've seen this. Oh, I watched it on YouTube. Like, like, weeks ago. Oh, they have the...
No way. They got the little birds down, don't they? Oh my god.
That's fun. The only thing that they nerfed... they nerfed Halley's in Battlefield 6, hella.
So I don't know if they stayed true to that.
Nightfall begins. New map, Hagon Tall Base.
Lunge beneath the surface and prepare for close quarters combat.
Oh, Metro style? Is this Metro-ish?
Blaster walls are cave-in-steel.
I see ambush enemies looking in the tunnels.
Limited time mode, Nightfall. Time to shark from the shadows.
This underground map contains areas of low visibility
transforming it into a corridor of darkness where tactics are essential,
so I close to your squad and move to position.
So there's NVGs, I believe, for that.
Okay, it's on level 101.
So the new weapons...
What are the new weapons?
There's a...
SMG, I think?
Do I have the SMG unlocked or do I unlock it via something?
out for some G is this the new gun this is the new gun oh is it a scorpion from
PUBG
Battle Pass Nightfall year 11 you know unlock it advance I want to just try
this gun is it cringe that I want to just buy great to the gun so I could use
it because I want to try the new weapon that cringe should I do that I'm doing
it whatever I could do whatever the heck I want I'm buying coins $100 worth of
coins too oh my steam overlays turned off
dang it
Dang it, dang it, dang it, dang it.
But maybe I have a special code.
Think I got a special code?
They didn't give me a special code, I don't think. I don't want to restart my game. I'm just gonna play.
I'll use the new gun at some point. It's fine. Let's cue the new map.
Play Nightfall
TQB Nightfall, Gauntlet Nightfall in the Scotland place to infiltrate discover the...
Night Vision Goggles
TD, let's try it. Let's just send it.
Who knows?
I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm still running that config.
The last time I played Battlefield I was running it, so I think I'm still running the config.
I'm pretty sure.
This game might not look as good as it normally looks.
I'm about to find out.
Oh, it's 16 players. Oh, this is small, small. Okay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, it's this mode. Okay.
So this new map is, is this new map only?
CQB small or can I go Baker you could play 32 vs 32 okay well you know what I'll
play this to warm up because I haven't played in a minute but I'm a personal
fan of the larger stuff I'm not a huge not a huge small scale those quarters
combat I like larger stuff so I'm gonna play this one and then I'll play
Conquest. Hello, can you hear me? No. Okay. Uh.
Oh, wait, this is pretty cool.
That's what I thought.
Wait, I have a timer.
Oh my god, I forgot how fast you die in this game.
Oh, holy.
Yo, give me up, sir!
Medic!
Uh-oh, he's dead.
Wait?
Yo, this guy's playing tactical.
YES! MY GOATS!
Is he a medic? He's dead.
Why didn't he run with panels?
All good though. That was fine.
This is interesting.
This is an interesting...
style, Hunter.
I
Can't even see my dot
Okay
This
Dude I didn't realize I spotted the same spot
Okay, right I can blow them friends I can blow them up this
I'm gonna tell you right now this CQB stuff. This is not for me. I'm trying to frag out
Holy this is interesting. I don't
I mean, it's it's certainly more tactical I guess
I got one.
I got a grenade.
Thank you.
How dark is it in here?
Jesus Christ!
This is so weird.
It's like forcing you to slow down.
Because normally, when I play this game, I am zooming.
Wow, you could barely jump on him, or they don't give you a lot of distance on your jump.
Don't worry, I got your bang. Bang.
Look at this, we're playing as a team. Very cool.
We're definitely playing conquest after this, by the way.
I'm just gonna tell you that right now. We're playing conquest after this. For sure.
of
of
the
haha
what?
keep the battery red
what you did like 90 damage to both of those guys
I don't know this map I'm like lost I know I have a mini map but I don't look
this tunnel should flank them I think
of
the
death of
the
death of the
I need to use the red to go.
Oh my god it's so dark and sober.
right
Are we winning at least? We are. That's not a person. Is that a person? That's not a person.
Oh my god my eyes.
Hey dude!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
No way.
No way.
Help!
Help!
Dude.
No way.
Guys.
If I don't kill all of them, we don't kill any of them, apparently.
We're winning by like a decent bit, that's seven times, that's not good at all.
That's fine.
That's fine.
It's my first time playing this map.
Kind of, I get the flow of it now a little bit.
I didn't really understand it at first, I just was spawn dying, spawn dying, but I
But I get it now.
They really slowed down the movement of this game a lot.
They slowed it down a lot in comparison to the launch.
In these really CQB moments, I notice it more.
I think if I was playing a Conquest style map,
I think if I was playing Conquest, I wouldn't notice it as much.
We're going to go leave and look at Conquest.
But yeah, I think that's I think that's a big one
I think I just notice it more in a CQB style because like you're trying to go bounce between all these angles
But when you're playing conquest or kind of
Out and about okay, so nightfall that was the new mode. They're trying this night vision thing
It's temporary. This is a limited-time mode. This like night vision thing that they're doing is not
It's it's not like forever. It looks like it looks like they're just trying it out to see how people like it
I didn't mind it. I also didn't like fall in love with it
It's cool if you're feeling tactical, I guess,
turning your lights on and off and stuff.
I think it would be more fun in a portal environment,
where you could like really customize,
speaking of portal, where is portal?
Portal, portal, portal, portal.
How do I get in community?
Community, search experiences, contaminated, recently added, most liked, chaos climb, operation
metro, RPGs versus golf carts.
I kind of want to try one, is that weird?
PvP ace pursuit, bot farm for guns, zombie xp bot farm classic, classic bot farms,
operation metro, wait someone remade metro that's pretty cool, I wonder how that looks.
My browse servers, what's the most popular community server?
Um, filters, can I change the order here?
What's going on?
How do I make it from like, oh, here, that player count.
Eastwood, that's a normal map.
Hardcore conquest, New World Order, Liberation Peak.
Is there no Metro?
That modded, most liked Metro part of Portal is not open or what?
I wanted to know how elaborate their Portal system got.
I guess I'll know in a couple hours.
Okay, now let me try this new map in Conquest.
Oh boy, how do I get there?
I got this.
I got this, I can do this, hold on.
Nightfall, no, not Nightfall, we're looking for multi-featured.
I got there in the end.
Heh, I got there in the end.
Wait, this is conquest? This is the map? Wait. It's like... what am I looking at? What's
happening. Damn this map is small! Oh my god!
Well the game has a free trial right now by the way. I don't know if you guys have
I've never played it or what, but it doesn't have a...
Okay.
Medic?
Save my KD?
Got you.
That guy's holding an insane head glitch, bro.
Oh, what the cringe head glitch is that, dude?
Oh my goodness gracious. You'll get me up in this fire. I promise I'll be I'll I'll when I got you up
Oh my god wait
He died.
How do I run with my knife again?
Is there a V?
That was just three-piece.
Haha! That was a triple lineup.
Where does this go?
Oh!
Alright.
I don't know if I should use a vector here. I don't know if I have enough bullets.
Ow!
Yeah, I'm a very big map enjoyer.
I just like helis though.
I'm assuming the new gun, since they made this new map and they made it smaller,
The new gun being an SMG it probably shreds it probably actually shreds
Wait for it wait for it wait for it wait for it
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah
Dude, there's 1,100 tickets?
That's crazy.
No?
Just me?
Jesus!
Is it just me thinking that 1,100 tickets is crazy?
Oh, I got a fist in at the same time.
Oh, I was about to go big.
And then he got paddled.
Everybody just got razed that I killed.
My work was for nothing.
I mean, my frames are good.
That's nice.
It's already down to hundreds since you said that?
Oh my god, it is.
Holy shit, these tickets bleed fast.
Here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna peek this, we're gonna smoke this, okay, it's
fine, we're gonna smoke off all of this, alright, and we're gonna fail at what I wanted to
do.
Holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck holy fuck
Watch this, watch this, come
I should probably get out of here, though we're losing
I heard him last second
I
Did we're getting absolutely shoved I
Don't know for it on this game
It didn't react
Where's that guy looking?
Oh my god.
Okay, we need to flank this.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Lock him.
I'll just... and three, two, one...
Well, I had a plan.
I did have a plan, I swear.
Oh, cool.
Gotcha.
Oh
I got you I'm not gonna rescue in the open like that. I'm not that I'm not that guy
of
the
Oh
Man
I feel like I'm the only one making ground here like where's my voice no like get in there
Oh my god, oh my god, sorry, I'm scared. I thought that was a bad man. They were good men.
oh that's not the angle keep going wide right wide right angle oh I can't see
That's good
Dude, I'm gonna work from both sides.
Is this what Battlefield 6 needed, a tunnel map?
You know, I think a lot of people like the
people seem to love to rave about Metro.
Metro this, Metro that, Meatbinder this, Meatbinder there.
So maybe... I'm like a battle dad?
I like to play large maps and play vehicles and tanks and stuff.
That's what I play Battlefield for.
But I think a lot of people like this kind of style.
So maybe, you know, maybe...
We're going to get in there, watch this.
Not going to see you here, folks.
He's playing the OBJ.
Alright.
Alright.
There's a guy back there, dude.
Come on!
Yeah, we are not winning this game.
Obviously.
This is obviously a very uh...
One's... Watch this though. Watch this, watch this.
Alright, three, two, one, three-piece.
Alright, well...
Battles?
I know I'm in fire, but you can give me a...
I know I'm in fire, but you can give me a...
Hey!
Hey!
I'm... guys...
My car might go out.
Or clickering of my... EZS.
Holy W Rezzers.
Oh my god.
We're gonna go.
You haven't rezzed a single teammate? Yeah, for sure.
I've probably rezzed more than the entire team combined.
For sure.
Have you seen me out there?
It's just because I'm so far ahead that I don't get to rezz anyone,
because there's, you know, in the head of everybody.
I'll get you in a second, sir.
You thought I wouldn't resin I'm just smart that's all I
Apparently also a bad
Shoot I was gonna knife him get a ruin it
I actually forgot how to knife. I forgot all my melee keys.
So, I think F?
F. I have a sledge hammer.
For sure.
I don't think I should know.
I love how, like, not even close this is.
Okay, I started shooting before. Oh, you got this? You got this?
C-Mango? You got this C-Mango? What are you shooting at?
C-Mango, there's a claymore.
C-Mango.
C-Mango, you get me now.
C-Mango.
He just gave up on me.
He just...
Just gave up on me. That's insane
They're back capping it's over
Oh my god that guy's insane
NVO
Jeez
Wow very cool and you still pops
you snipe on this map
Bang. Bang. And go. You first. Bang. Okay. Why not, why not even go for it?
Yeah that guy that killed me was actually insane.
I don't think I've ever died faster.
I think he hit a headshot.
Every headshot.
There's 22 damage.
I think that's headshot damage.
Which means that guy did not miss a single bullet in the brain squeeze.
The low streamers get paid for battlefields?
Yeah I think they're doing a little bit of a promotional.
Oh my god.
God the fact that I can SMG from that far away is sick. I didn't do it a little
promotional push for season two. I'm gonna be honest I think it's a good thing
because I didn't even know season two was out. So the marketing failed me. But
if I was watching some people stream it, then I would know it's out. So hey,
it kind of works right I had no clue season two was out did they change
anything in in in red sack in season two is there any changes in that or is it
more of this loop
I think this guy above us above me is cheating
is that crazy to say
I got a hunch.
Not that guy.
That guy.
Just a hunch.
Wait, I should use the NVO.
I used a fucking shred of that gun.
Bang.
Lost game's over.
I'm using a suppressor.
Oh, that's right.
It's meta or something, or it was meta, or maybe it's still meta, I don't know.
I don't think people know where you are, or something.
They don't see the little red dots.
It's an interesting spot.
If you do nothing...
Damn, hell, got smoked? Not even close.
Not even close.
Literally, this would be a good spot to snipe on the map.
Why does my MVO feel like it's shooting worse than my vector?
What's up with that?
Come on here.
It was nerfed?
Oh.
Good.
I mean, that kind of- that probably makes sense.
It was really strong.
That was a close game.
Haha!
Ah!
That was a close one.
Okay, so no, so I shouldn't use the NVO, so what gun is meta then?
What's like the gun that everyone uses these days?
Right, Nightfall at school?
Yeah, I was just playing Nightfall.
Is this going to the same map?
Or is this going?
SCW, AK205, CORD.
CORD's still insane, huh?
You like the other map, it has a little bird?
What's the other map?
Do they have 2D maps? I thought it was just this one.
What's the other map called?
BF6 free trial.
Oh, BF6 free trial has their own modes, I think.
Oh yeah, when you're playing the free trial, you can only play 4 maps and 6 modes.
So you don't have access to the whole game, but like most of it.
Contaminated.
Nightfall, Gauntlet.
contaminate featured if I don't see it no I'm not gonna be playing crimson
I mischecked. I mischecked, right?
I mischecked. I had to have. I had to have left one map in by accident.
Custom?
Oh, yep. That makes sense.
Try that again.
I was gonna say, that queue was way too fast.
It was way too fast of a queue.
Jesus Christ. How many people are playing this game?
Insane.
I don't think I've queued for longer than one second.
Okay, so don't use the NVO.
Uh...
I don't know if I was running a medic cord or not.
Wait, wait, the chopper. Where's the chopper?
No! No!
Ooh, look at that one!
Yo, yo, yo, yo!
Does it get out of line?
Okay, it does. Thank God.
Let's go!
I haven't flown in forever, so I actually might.
Just if I was to fly, I think I would just die.
Does this thing sick?
Oh fuck that guy up, fuck that guy up, yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah.
Ohhhhhhh.
Did we kill the mid-star?
Oh yeah yeah, go for that guy.
Yeah yeah.
Wait I want to fly one of these.
Man.
That looks so fun.
I'm out of here.
Good luck
Holy where am I where am I where am I where am I maps cool?
But this is season one right this is season one map
You know the discord
Please hear hello
Oh, hello, Mr. Stroud. Are you on the fine day?
I'm good. How are you, Mr. Silly?
I'm extremely late. You know how it is?
Uh-huh. That's all good.
I mean, well, you're not really late, unless you were...
Are you doing a two-piece?
No, I'm not doing a two-piece.
I was supposed to be on a 4PM. It's 4.44.
Well, that's fine. That's fine.
Some tech issues, you know how it is.
Plus, I had to, you know, whip up a couple of spies.
You know, I actually have a little surprise for you.
You'll have to see what that is.
You're a surprise for me?
Oh, hey, yeah, baby, baby, baby, you know what I mean?
I did this, not the other thing.
Me and the Mugga days, we whip up some stuff sometimes.
We eat all the way, we'll see.
Oh, yeah, really?
That's right.
Would you be open to quitting that game
and running a quick one?
I already quit.
You're a good man.
You're a good man.
We friends on steam
There we go
As you can invite you to the battlefield six thing. Oh got it
Have you played this portal custom game yet? No, can we play it earlier? Is that cheating?
I think that's cheating. I think that's okay. Okay. Okay. I think we're just playing before five
But you're gonna love it. You're gonna love it. I did a little test run on it. It was fantastic
It was fantastic. I'm it's zombies all this time. It's fantastic
Um, we're probably gonna be slowly relying on you to win just FYI
Do we get anything with win or just pride?
You could you can well if you win you could actually give me that jacket that you got
So here's the problem the jacket is being tailored to me
So do you think you meet my dimensions as a human?
What are my dimensions I could send you them
How tall are you?
By me
You're like six five for sure, I know it I know you're huge you're massive
I've seen I've seen you actually I've seen you you're actually taller than six five or like seven two
nine-foot six, but thank you. All right. Well, um, yeah, that probably won't fit that. I that I could wear like a one-arm thing like such do
Maybe people I'll figure that we'll figure that let's get to a game. Let's get to a game
What's your favorite game mode?
Uh, it doesn't matter. I honestly don't matter. You can play whatever you want to play.
I think it's every game mode.
Sure.
Boom. I have every game mode with every...
Have you played the new Nightfall thing? You gotta turn like NVGs on and off or no?
Oh wait, I saw, I heard about that. I want to play that. I want to play that. I want to play that.
Just you, it should just say Nightfall Playlist or something. It should be like the main thing and featured.
Oh.
It's it's actually a little bit harder than it seems because like there's dark spots and then there's bright spots
And you got to turn the night vision on when it's dark and then turn it off when it's too bright or else. You can't see
You'll see I
highly doubt that buddy
Maybe maybe you could just see with without the night vision
It's just round we are two
Professionals I believe that we will have an easy time no matter what
You professors, you'll be professors here.
I agree.
Oh, my talk keys.
Oh, I gotta change that.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna just turn.
Can I just turn off the way to turn off the way to try?
There you go.
Done.
Boom.
Hang.
Not a problem.
Two professors like us round?
No way we lose.
No way we lose.
Wait, why are people saying,
look at what's happening?
Oh my.
Two professors like us round?
Absolutely.
Oh my god. Wait, you look like me. That's right. That looks perfect. Oh my god, props
to whoever made that. Well, I'm 50% me, 50% Mr. Man, you know how it is. Well, 80% Mr.
Man, 20% me, I don't really do too much of me. I gotta get that shirt. Number one game
Number one gamer
I do these night visions. Oh, I accept it to hold it. You don't hold it. You told it
Okay, we're doing a protect mode I think
They have a small
They have like a bunch of different objectives for this
My god
We got armor in this one. Am I the
What do you think of the Z-Mode?
Uh, Protect Targeted Squadmate.
I don't know.
Is that me?
Do you have- are you a cook with armor plates?
Uh, no, I'm not.
I would have it if it's number one.
We're team havoc, I think.
Yeah, we're havoc.
We're winning.
We're winning.
Oh, that's our team name.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think you're the MVP, so don't die, I guess.
I think at the top of my skin it says targeted.
Okay, well that's it.
Nice, okay, just yeah, just don't die.
We're fine now, we're winning.
It's not even close.
21-6.
That's fine.
I got you.
Watch this.
I
Want you full dead you're full that aren't you?
You just got on you just got on your shell is it's cold
Yeah, they're trying to help. Got to move the shot.
Step one.
Step one.
Brother, you're in a lit area. Yeah, but I just, dude, it takes too long to turn off
your night vision. It's like a full, like, second. I can't be, can't be doing that.
Kill the enemy team operative. Oh, I see. I see. I see. I get it. I get it. I get
it. I get it.
I just go for the target into the other team right now they're ticking up
points because they're doing better I guess we're gonna kill them
I wanna kill you, but I'll try to cook it over here.
Jesus Christ!
Dude to the west side!
I gotta kill their operative, the Red King.
Is that coming in our butts?
That's not the exact military term.
They're entering through our six.
They're entering through our six.
One more!
Hold on, hold on!
They are struggling.
Nice.
Oh!
You guys are struggling.
They are farming points and yet we're still doing really well, so.
Yeah, we're winning through murdering, yeah.
Yeah
It's okay if we could just become the if we could do it one time we're good
Really we do what one time like we have to kill with to kill the enemy operative and then we become the target
You know I'm saying we have to switch to take it and then you're in front of them. You're actually close
Got you got you okay. Oh, I killed the guy. Oh, I did
Now you're now you're the target. So now now we just cover you and we went we could back up
Let's back it up.
Good, you're good, you're good.
Keep backing up, let's keep backing up, let's keep backing up.
Throw smoke behind us, we're good.
They might spawn in front of us, that's a room.
Nice.
I gotta heal a sec, I'm just gonna hide here for a sec.
Maybe we hold this choke, this is okay.
You hold this lane, I hold this and we're just kind of chill.
I think we'll be good, I think we'll be good.
We're gonna win, we're gonna win.
Oh my god. Careful, careful, careful.
Oh goodness, oh goodness.
That's kind of a nice little chill.
Double xp or double points.
Oh, they're coming for us. They're coming for us, Peanut.
They are pissed.
This is good though. This is good. This is good.
You're running.
Oh! They got me!
Oh, no, no, no. Oh, shit.
I got the- I'll get the trade. I'll get the trade.
I got it.
Now I'm the guy.
Wee! Charter's just sucking so crazy.
I got it. Yeah, yeah.
Perfect. Good.
This is my good friend. It's good for this map. This map is so CQC.
I think they won. I think it's over. Are you the man? I'm the man. He is. There's four seconds. Oh my goodness.
We're good. Easy.
actually not even close I still think even if we didn't become the man we
still oh wait is this one of those things where it's gonna keep oh there's
multiple missions oh you think everyone sucks mm-hmm I'm if you take the I'm
pretty sure even if you add the scores of every team that would play against
they still don't reach our score that's gonna get harder though all the
All the thinning everybody out so I don't know what the second objective is
I would be too worried. I think we're playing against literal morons
No, this one could be risky if it's a full squad wipe and we're out
Oh, well, we're not out, but like we lose a lot of points or they get a lot of points
Specials like us
Lock it in, Trev.
Can you hear me?
Got him!
That's my gamer right there. My number one gamer.
Oh my god, they have a red locket!
That's fine, that's fine. You're good, you're back.
One more to the left, low.
One flanked us, two, one flanked us, one flanked us.
It's like a motion
Do we try on them?
I got him I got him okay, I wait one team
Okay, we won. Oh it actually was one life. Oh wow
Yeah, that was fast
Yeah, we're doing we're doing all that so it's just three different like missions, and that's just one of them
Oh, that's yeah, it's just I don't know contractors was called or something. I don't know squad elimination. I'm not sure heist
Like his heist I don't think I've done this oh
This is like after the flag and take their box and bring it to our box
Easy that
only one team I think it's a one team versus one team but we got two of the
best gamers number one gamers in fact wait if we're both number one gamers how
does that we're tied we're tied okay
we showed a one life situation to know no no no no
I can't see anything.
Move over to the box.
Yes, yes, yes. I'll cover you. You good?
Got it!
Yeah, we gotta run it to our box.
Okay, they got our box too, but that's okay. We'll mess them up. It's fine. Hopefully.
Oh, he looks like he's going wide left.
If I get the box before them, I think...
No, we have to stop their box. We have to stop their box.
Oh, shit!
Alright, I stopped the box. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
I'm going to try to
Oh, no, no, no, no
I can't even pick up the gun
I'm going to go to the enemy box
I got it, I got it, I got it
Turn our box?
I actually think we were just...
Man, just run
That way
Oh, wait, I think
Yeah, I think you hit...
He hit you on it?
I don't remember.
The timer's going up.
Oh my god!
We actually don't need to retrieve the box.
We can just run it.
Interesting.
OK.
Actually, duh.
Remember this.
All right.
You're doing good things.
I'm going to steal their box.
Click.
Let her take, let her take it!
This is the easiest run ever, there's still one here.
Just... are they... oh my god they're on it, they're on it, they're on it.
Oh, I shouldn't have said anything, that was an insane jinx.
They're running our box, they're running our box!
with this enemy box right here
oh just got it?
yeah you can just dump it i think
boom
whatever
they'll score a little points but it's fine
i think this is a 3v4
maybe
it is it is
we're gonna go down to 3v4
oh it's a 3v3
okay
whoever that guy is
we're fucking
i swear to god
that guy is pissing me off
I got their box good box grab good box grab yeah they're on respawn they should be up
in like two seconds extra near me
I got was just running with his paddles out and I got RPG that's the last one yeah yeah
Yeah, I'm- Trav is gonna res me, hopefully. Come on, Trav. Come on, Trav.
There it is.
Okay, that ended up- That ended up ruffling.
It being a 3v3 in the final gauntlet, it's interesting.
We didn't have four. They didn't have four either.
Yeah, we won.
I want the whole thing easy
So that's just like an example of the nightfall stuff, but you could play that map without the nightfall too is like
Aren't we doing the portal thing in an hour
I have no idea. Oh
What is all bruising an hour? Oh
Yeah
Can we do one-life things there only one-night things?
I
Don't know I want to say no, but I don't I don't know maybe they made it a playlist that you could do. I don't know
That'd be a chapter. That'd be a chat question to be honest
It's a card strike a point. Oh, I've never played straight point. We get back out. Let's do this
I've never put it
Oh, I think I left your party doing that shit invite me
Yeah, go find it go find a strike point
No Crimson Desert?
Guys, I got a Battlefield 6 sponsor right now.
Are you seeing this?
Are we seeing this or no?
You could also do Conquest on the new map too,
which is a lot of action, so that could be fun as well.
You would just scroll down to...
You'd just scroll down to Featured on the left,
and then you could go to Base Conquest.
Base...
Wait, on a base conquest is it map or a tie?
No, no, it's just the same mode, but conquest is 32 versus 32.
It's just more action, but I'm trying to see where this strike, whatever the heck it's
called, I'm not seeing it.
I've got strike put on the custom search, but I don't know what maps are good and what
ones are not so good for strike point.
Just send it.
I've never played it, so I'm done.
Yeah, I'm going to use the restroom, but yeah, send it.
I
Did you do it? What's going on? What did you do it? Oh good point
What's up with my game tonight?
Hannah, could I have a cup of coffee?
On?
Right?
This is interesting.
Um, no redeploys first to six, objectives unlocked every set time, okay?
And it's 4v4.
This is weird.
I
Can't forget the beat is it just killing each other is like a objective I
Read it and I already forgot so
We're trained professionals
Oh
They're already there they got ballies on corners. Oh my god, we're not going that way they got pretty good set ballies
No one
He's pro. He's hiding. I'm about you. That's not you. That's
It's just up to McGilligan, McGill, McGill, McGilligan.
Yes, yes, yes, man.
In my loss.
That's fine, magician.
Jesus Christ.
Warm-up bra.
I don't mean to alarm you, but they are all on controller, okay?
Ah, oooooh, yeah, this is important for our ego.
This is very important for our ego that we would this, okay?
Or we don't want to lose to a control- oh, I mean...
Oh my...
Holy sh**...
Is that you, sound? Oh, they're coming by us!
Nooooooooo...
Someone! Someone!
Oop oop oop!
They're coming by- No! They can't find us!
That's okay.
It's just two rounds.
Wait, are we still going?
Wait, we're still going, McGillian!
Oh, Mr. Magician! Mr. Magician!
McGillian, goodwinners.
Hang on.
Okay, I- I'm done relying on Mr. Magician.
Next time, Mr. Magician is the last one in.
You might as well just end the round.
We need him to go first.
Yeah, we need Mr. Magician in there immediately.
This is a free motor to go in the game.
That's right, you guys.
Oh, look at that.
I'm Mr. Magician trying to give us.
Boy, thanks.
Did he type that?
Mr. Magician, yeah.
He did.
Fuck you, Mr. Magician.
No way.
You missed the vision.
No way.
You guys are winning this.
Yo, we got one already.
Oh, you're dead.
I'm dead, dad.
Yeah, I'm watching.
I'm expecting you
McGillians in a one-of-a-one of his life you're helping him out right now nice beautiful
Okay, you're not 3d2. This is so
Who's all these bombs coming from there's a guy on McGillian right now
You guys getting pinched
I'm going for the number one gamer, let him know, there you go.
That's what I'm trying to do, yeah, you guys are on TV, alright, TV on.
I don't know where he is.
Nice!
The carry!
This is your boat!
One life, stakes are high.
The stakes are high, the endorphins start a blasted.
It's like a workout for me.
Is that how it works?
I wish I didn't pick the NPO.
What's going on is not as good as it was, clearly.
You really filled those grenades right out of the rip.
I killed one on point.
Someone going!
I just got RPG'd from a roo- you could go up there? Nice.
He was on the roof! I didn't know it was possible!
He was on the roof roof? Yeah, he was literally on the roof. He RPG'd me.
I've got ladder tech.
Oh, you got ladder tech? Show me.
What's time right here on this on this thingy, and we'll do the latter tech okay?
We might have to let her take to the thingy. Oh, okay
Nevermind. I he does it. I need to just special roof over there. No ladder tech is working at all
Yeah, I'm gonna go
All right, then
Oh, one right here!
Yes, yes, yes!
Nice.
Oh! I got him, I got him!
Got him!
Got two, got two!
Nice!
This is an interesting mode.
This is definitely like...
It's called Shaktan.
Shaktan is the cream dillacrum.
And spice.
The peace davis is dodge.
I've been saying a battle field I didn't know well like I knew but like I didn't know you know I never seen it
How good you are battle
oh yeah it is in my team needs me oh I've exploded
they're up top up top all on all second floor if there's me but yeah there's
There's two more two more up upstairs in that room right there on your right
Dude I wish I could change guns my gun is so bad for this
edit loadout there's no edit loadout guys there's nothing why why doesn't do
anything
spamming why spamming why spamming why why doesn't do anything
I can't even prepare a counter insult because he's not even in the game
Oh my god, the rushing on me rushing on me.
Two of them.
This guy is just using a car.
Come on.
Yeah, I got two.
Little knife.
Okay, I got two.
Little knife.
This is kind of a cool mode.
It definitely has not been added onto since it came out.
I think this was like a launch mode and a launch map.
I don't remember playing this game on launch. I do not.
I don't think so.
Yeah, this map is exclusive to this mode.
So I don't think they've really added onto it.
I think it's probably not that popular, right?
It's kind of cool.
It's different.
The one life stuff in Battlefield is definitely different.
They didn't go right this time.
Like you did. You got one.
I got one in the windows third floor
Why did I look at the guy that was downed?
The last guy's on the right street
He's killed our teammate. He's gonna probably res after this come come to me come to me
Here's residency mate residency mate residency mate. There's two right here
Which would you? Which would you?
Just right the final left final left two of them to them go boom beautiful beautiful
You are killing it
I want to use the vector I can't swap
of
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
That was a flute ground, that was a flute, better to go.
Gotta give him whatever you have in there, you have the experience.
What am I witnessing?
Alright, it's all done.
That's fine.
Magician guy why does it why does it take why does?
You know what I like mr. Magician he may not watch out very often, but he's a good man, and he's got the spirit
They all ran left.
Oh my!
Got him!
Good much, good much!
What's even going to flank him?
Maybe it'll work.
Oh my god, what is happening here?
Here we go!
There's- there's the-
I don't know where- there's one left.
Second floor, second floor, half HP.
He paddled, there's two up, there's two up, there's two up, second floor.
They're brezzing their whole team, I'm pretty sure.
On your right here, on your right.
Left.
Like up, and you left, left, left.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, one more.
Oh my-
Oh my god!
It's too easy!
Look at the scoreboard!
No box with no point gamer!
You get my house!
You get my house!
Dude, we're out of this trap. We're out there.
Take him to town.
Let's go to town.
You still want to do this mode, or do you want to try a different one?
Honestly,
I love that mode.
I've loved every mode we've done so far, so I'm going to do another one.
You pick! You pick this one!
Um...
Here, we'll do one more of this mode. It should just auto-play it, hopefully. Let's see where it takes us.
I'm assuming it'll take us to one more of this mode. Maybe it'll be a different map or something.
How's Battlefield? It's pretty good. I'm waiting for the Portal thing.
That's what I'm most interested in, is like, I was really stoked about Battlefield 6 to see how deep their Portal system can go.
And in like 30 or 40 minutes we're going to be doing Portal with Peanut.
And they made special maps for us, and I just want to know how elaborate those maps are.
Oh, it is a different map. Oh, it's the new map! Oh, okay.
Oh, new map?
Yes, the new map, but it is in the One Life mode, which is pretty cool.
Oh, oh.
Oh.
Oh, is this the one we were on on the gauntlet?
Yeah.
Oh, he got you.
We got to go up against PC players this time, half and half.
Is he going to be dark with the...
I don't think...
I don't think so.
Okay, guys.
Nice.
Wait, I think...
I think, if we double take some, I think officer might be trying.
Oh, he is.
We will go to the officer after this round.
Okay.
Let me, we should win.
We're gonna win quick.
Last one was a warm-up and you were insane, so I can't imagine how good you're gonna be now.
Yeah, nothing better than being a warm-up.
Whoa, this is cool.
You mean you got one?
Yeah, it's really bright. I feel like it's not that good though.
Yeah, exactly. Exactly.
If you're gonna talk on days, whoever has the finest flashlight wins.
Honestly, I can get him.
I can get him.
He's not that crazy.
They're holding the same angle.
Try to go left.
Oh my god, they're just gonna open the wall.
They are utility players, and you're better.
I tried to paddle him.
Why'd I do that?
That, sorry.
That's on me, that's on me, I just, I thought, I thought maybe, you know.
Little style points, you want to go for style?
Yeah, I was going for style, I was going for style.
I don't think, I don't think, if you could go back, I'd have you do the same way.
I'd rather lose in an attempt at the style points,
if they'd never have a chance at the style points at all.
I think George Washington said that or something.
Heh heh.
This is cool map.
This is completely different.
I don't know if there's a server room like this in the actual map. I don't understand it
Casper oh, I haven't needed
It wasn't Casper I'm gonna play the objective in two hours
What's up again?
Oh, I got him in my- three down, three down.
Here and say, let's clean him up.
I'll let you get the last one.
I'm not even going to look for him.
I'm going to sit in the corner.
You got him.
There he is.
I see him.
You got him?
Let him know.
I'll go for him.
Let him know.
Knife him.
Fuck it.
I've got him.
Oh no!
Here.
Go again.
Go again.
Okay
It's hold the f which is a weird mind. Yeah, you have to hold it you can tap it when you're behind them
Or you can hold it to like take it out
We actually okay
Maybe it's a two-shot kill. I think if you're behind on your lunch on them
You see this? Look, turn around. What do I got?
I think you have a two. Hold F?
I've got the knife.
Is it different damage or is it the same damage?
I think it's the same.
One's wrapping all the way to the left.
Oh
Thank you. Thank you.
One of these guys, one of these guys on the other screen is level 184.
That's great.
I'm watching your stream and I'm on your team.
Yeah, I do. You should not be the challenge.
Fuck it. He said that's motion.
That's that motion. That's that motion.
Yeah. Oh, what over there?
battlefields it no matter which battlefield has always done that extremely well
oh this time we're coming from here okay
oh they're all wrapping on the other side i hear them
Yeah, I told you to be a fast round we've got one more all right wait no one more one
more sorry I thought we six out of them forgot we lost that one time cuz I took on my paddles
my bad give them hope just to crush them even better honestly
No. You're flanking one right now. You're flanking one right now. Nice. That's fine.
go left and fuck him up yeah go down there yeah yeah oh my goodness oh oh yes
Oh, there he is! There he is! Above the ace! Above the ace!
Nice!
You're good with that shotgun!
It's too easy! It's too easy! It should finally end me active as there was two of them back there. What the hell happened to that?
Well, the first guy you killed, he went back and read them.
Oh.
better for you more kills good I wanted to kill him again let's back out for
officer yeah
holy shit yeah oh sure you did crazy I thought I was going crazy you know it
was crazy mr. right I did all right you still did better the first game
That was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
Oh, let's keep it, let's keep this officer here.
Do you have, do you have my discord, right?
Yeah, yeah.
I enjoyed the streamer waiting room, but I'll drag you in.
Got it.
I'm waiting.
Hold me, your shroud outfit looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Jeffrey Dahmer
Hey, what do you mean by that?
Hey!
I'm number one gamer buddy.
I'm number one heart eater or whatever that guy did.
Is that what he did? I think that's what he did right.
He ate lots of body parts, yep.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Oh, so he didn't have a profit which is what?
Yeah, no, no. I just tried a little bit each.
Oh, ooh, ooh.
That's a spice up sometimes.
Ah, man of many talents, man of many hats!
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ah, of course, of course.
Now, let me get you to here, Jeep.
Here you go.
Is the portal thing for just Peanut and Trout, or anyone can join?
I believe it's gonna be a community thing, it's gonna be us four,
and we're gonna be playing against you guys,
and you guys can join if you have Battlefield 6.
What's up, sorry?
I said Shroob.
Shroob, I'm Shroob, yes.
I'm Shroob.
Perfect that we've all got a clinton. Let's get it there
Let's try a conquest on that map as you can see it scroll go to featured and then do a
dental base
Conquest
God, okay
Yeah, it's larger
That map is tiny. I know it's it's a me grinder
Okay
But yeah, we're doing a Battlefield 6 Portal event in 30 minutes.
That's like the main promotion.
I like the small game modes better for sure.
We can really feel it whenever you kill him, you know what I mean?
More personal.
If he saw seven guys on the right side of the map, he'd just keep running, feel nothing.
There's nothing.
you're about to feel something on this I played this I've only played 1 32 for 32 here and
it was it was a blood that
good good good good good good
what what
well that's good yeah yeah yeah yeah
are you laughing at me what did I do
I have to say you're gonna feel something I said he's whipping it out
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Always.
Always good, good, good.
You know the soldiers are ready to put anything on the line!
We're in this game.
I'd be able to do my fucking six-fuck.
I'd like them!
They're cool for math, though.
Yeah, just so we...
Who the fuck is P-Nut?
You already know...
I would be typing to the JAD.
fuck that guy, I'm sure that guy's first
got you ass
he got my ass, he got my ass
this mp7 with a thermal from the battle pass
is really good on this map
oh, he left us, he gotta get that
battle pass
My bad bad!
I just see it!
Out my ass!
I love my pee!
Oh my god!
I gotta give meee!
Some of that poor bad bad!
Oh my god!
Dude!
God damnit! I did all that running!
I'm running just to die.
All good.
All good.
I've noticed whoever controls C usually ends up winning.
But we'll see how this goes.
Got you C, got it.
Good thing we control like literally every point.
Oh no, there's two more, there's two more.
Dude.
I'm getting pissed off.
Oh, shoot!
Oh, my God.
Too much going on in the city.
Yeah, no, it's chaotic.
I got your peanut, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on!
Oh, uh, well, wait, I don't know what's going on with that guy around that corner, but be careful
What is happening, it's just people firing through smoke on C
It's a these guys over here. Oh my god, there's people on C
No way dude just hit markers on three different people
Right? Like...
May as well.
I'm going in, jeep! Don't you worry!
I just gotta double.
I'm just gonna start shooting... I mean, like, that's what everyone else is doing.
Everybody's just shooting through smoke.
I'm gonna...
You are...
You are not gonna get up through it.
Got him!
Oh my!
Well, that's exactly what I thought was that.
Mercy.
Help me, obstacle!
Yeah, I was gonna get right on it.
Mojian over here if you don't mind the...
The strat is just spam through smoke. I got it. Don't worry.
Watch this.
I'm gonna point at him. It's respectively...
Fuck you. Fuck that guy.
Fuck that guy.
No, this map doesn't have the...
This map doesn't have the... It's just the nightfall battle.
I have no idea what the hell I just sent you.
I can't see them, I'm just shooting, I'm not just shooting, there's both.
Honestly, I'm gonna throw more shots, oh my god, there's so many of you guys dead.
Oh my god!
Yeah, I'm a little low.
There's not many on this map.
I'll roll with you, I'll roll with you though, let's go.
True, true, true, all right behind you.
Right through here, who is it?
There'll be the G coming.
Right here, through the middle, through the middle.
Right through smokes.
Oh shit!
How am I the first to die out of 20 of you guys?
We're getting flanked, we're getting flanked, we're getting flanked, we're getting flanked.
I got one, I got one.
One more, one more.
And I'm dead.
Yeah, this is the problem with the ANC.
It's really difficult.
You got paddles?
Are you dead? Oh, shit.
Oh, okay. Thanks for trying.
Don't worry, don't worry, jeez.
You put your arm...
You put your arm on my shoulder and that was about as far as you got.
I'm so busy with that.
There's just too many!
There's too many!
Oh my god how am I alive?
I think I was exploding.
I don't know if I can do it.
That'll do it, that'll do it.
Oh my god.
Okay.
Guys, new plan by small tunnels and free-fitting monsters.
What do you guys think?
I can't move I actually can't move I can't move I can't move
I can't
Holy shit.
Nice RPG, my friend.
Thank you, good shirt.
Thank you, good shirt.
Stay behind me.
I'll handle these hooligans.
The second person I see is getting reduced to be a monofilus.
Oh, I've been so fit for that last night.
Nightfall, pure...
Yeah!
Do you want?
Do you want to know I see I got five points for any of the suppression though
Okay, now I should probably turn off the jet
It was inevitable
It was inevitable
And there's a good thing about the bridge
As I think we literally only have see I've done every other point. Let's find this fine. Let's find a little cover or recover
The numbers are thin though, there's one of your four points
Yeah, yeah, oh shit
Fine you can't jump shoot at all
I just shot a dummy
There's a good shotgun map I think
Save me officer you got paddles. I'm here left your left. Oh wait ducking the bags got me. I'm fine
That's a name for sure
Ducking the bag
Oh my!
What's your officer?
What if it's a red bunch of stuff?
They aren't.
They frequent me.
They frequent the red bunch of stuff.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
I'm lost.
There's no time to waste!
There's no time to waste!
Just start firing grenades.
There you go.
You're a sigma, you're a sigma.
Oh my god!
I got too much, I got too much!
Disappears.
Okay
We did hit him with a nuclear bomb
Oh, I'm dead. I need to be
Got your boss
We kind of
What are we what are we looking this way for what we look at this way for what we look at this way for
What are we looking this way for guys?
You got saved by a big guy
Yeah, I can't go to real life. I'm gonna take it out on you sick man
Push up but I just can
Oh my oh my oh my duck in a bag duck in a bag duck in a bag duck in a bag come
on duck come on duck come on duck this is exactly how my first game of this map
went to just absolutely smoked you are just obsessed with that shotgun
He's the best guy in the game
All right for me
I said let's cap this so they stop spawning maybe
Who's there suck of them all
No, no, you know it's a hard map to win
where where where uh here's like it's like gold where you're supposed to get to zero first
you know we're winning yeah i don't really feel like a winner
oh i got you i got you i got you you captured two of me two oh i got one i got a visor
He took sea bag.
He was dead while we had to leave.
Guys, I'm not muted.
You clearly can hear me.
They're definitely after this.
He's gone, either.
Guys, our points are actually going down.
Am I right about that?
No.
Okay.
A group that can dream, did he not?
I'm dreaming.
Thanks, dude. I just spawned. I don't think it's fair.
I'll capture you. See you.
Hmm.
You guys believe in miracles? There's a chance.
Huh?
I'm giving comms to the team so that we know who's who and where it's playing.
Yeah, CC, CC, caption, caption.
Also, yes, it's Spanish.
Okay, I've been murdered.
This map is hard.
It's kinda crazy.
I just wanted to send it.
I got too much who's dead.
Oh, it's a guy that's dead.
Oh no, it's found.
It switches your name to dead.
I didn't know that.
This is exactly what happened the last time I played on this map too.
It's dude, it's so hard.
if you capture every point right now and hold him to the end we win
yeah true fuck yeah
ooh get your ass back to this bond pussy
I got you officer, easy head, starting to live in 80
I run for my goopers, I die for my goopers
stop John, okay
Okay.
Did it work?
Thank you.
Oh, come on, boy. Oh, he's on.
Oh, Bob's are excellent, excellent, excellent.
I think it's round is dead right there.
I don't even know who's in there.
Me next. Me next. Yeah, me next.
Me next, please.
Come on, Bob's.
Thank you.
Hold down the fort. I'm coming to your six.
Coming to your six.
Thank you.
Oh, got him, got him, got him, got him.
Got him, got him, got him.
I got you, boy.
I got you, boy.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Oh, shit, oh, shit.
Oh, it's just me.
Shit, oh shit. I got you. Don't worry bang bang
They're all on point they're on point oh good drag good drag good drag
Oh
How are these guys don't worry, I got you I got you hold on hold on don't you move? Oh boy
Fuck turn the rafters bang bang
Yeah, I don't think I can get you guys up again
We're gonna die
Where we going peanut we're going to circles
C C C C C C C C
Oh, problem.
That was close.
Warm up, warm up, every spot, every spot clicked.
On V V V V
Okay.
First we take B back because we're taking it.
Then we go C.
He's got a headcatcher there.
I was revived and then immediately fed three grenades directly into my mouth.
I think he's going to die now.
Math, lies, why is...
fake phony.
He needs victory, is evidence.
Never gonna die!
He's spelled it with a fucking pen, strong.
I'm telling you what, it might be like golf, where if we need zero first, we win.
Well, we're doing it really good.
Oh, yeah!
Oh!
GG
We won!
We... that's right
Hey, look at the chart there. We were winning at the beginning. That's not how you spell victory. Yeah, what the hell?
Oh
Hey, number one gamers on top
You know, yeah, well, yeah, no one gamers don't want gamers on top
I see we play a smaller game mode that way I can look the man in the eyes
Okay, good good
What we say called again was a, wait, hold up, strike, strike fall.
Strike fall?
Close.
Close.
Strike out.
Strike, strike time.
Strike play.
Strike in.
You can stroke play stroke time straight time
You like the engaged in stroke play
Oh
Strike boy, that's what it's called. I'm like, I'm like, okay. Okay. Okay. All right good. I have to be as we're loading in
I'm going to take a B. All right. All right
So there's not a breakthrough the new map. I think breakthroughs could be fun on that map
Yes, pretty good
I'll be fun
This game has so many game modes. It looks like Dwight. Like it's actually crazy
crazy. How many game modes this game has? There's so many, there's so many modes.
What is this?
Track point.
Is this a smaller mode?
Yeah, it's one life, it's one life only.
So, yeah, it's all the top.
The cool part is the special maps, like unique maps that you normally never see, let's cool
it.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Oh my god, where's my speed?
I'm dragging back.
Did you see the one where we live one life?
Yeah, I killed two.
Oh, I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I think you did.
I
Go three
Thank you, good job good job. Good job yourself. Thank you. Thank you
Yes
I will I will go
work this is fucking terrible give us up the ace and it was
mm-hmm
we're gonna using after the DRS oh it's with the right time
I think that gun's pretty good but I think might need attachments yeah I didn't
Play this enough to unlock a lot of attachments.
Mm-hmm.
One of these.
Oh, god.
Oh, my.
Oh, son.
Oh, god.
Man, shots on him.
He's behind this white van.
You kidding me?
Got him?
Oh, my.
Ha, ha, ha.
Behind the boat.
Oh, top, top, top.
Oh, he's got the roof.
He's got the roof.
Oh, my.
This mode is interesting. I kind of wish they did more with this mode. I think it's kind of cool
That fucking shotgun
The shotgun's nice
Can't do nothing except a kilo of it.
Got the extension back?
Oh my god, it's crazy.
No, I know, it reloads too slow, I think.
What's up that guy?
I just left out that guy in the air.
Oh man.
Oh, find them.
Semi-trump.
Got another one?
He's got them all.
Got another one.
Oh, yeah.
Two easy.
Let me get him, let me get him.
I want the ace, I want the ace.
Was that, was that?
No, you must had.
It was not me.
What was it me?
I love to see the socket is still the same as it was
My favorite weapon of all time
Well, we take the chance you can call me a socket push yet
Can't believe I'm losing to a damn peanut with no legs
Oh
Probably at the back of his spawn right here.
It's cool that they get like a rooftop here, just sniped from.
We don't have that.
Yeah, we don't have that at all.
That's a bus.
That's a bus.
That's a bus.
Alright lock it in boys, lock it in.
We got the roof now.
Oh, hell yeah.
Roof tech.
One air condition on the roof.
That's your cover.
Quickly, quickly.
Where the heck are these guys?
They're still in spawn I
Got one
We'll work on
Who they're all the way in the back. It's that's crazy. I've never seen them so far away
Oh
I
See his legendary clips on the tube all this bastard's all the way in the back
Shot his dick up
Where did I want I was we die once oh my god
Nobody on our team died, what the hell?
AmazesKV9 has no recoil?
I just, I tap it. I don't, I don't shoot the...
I don't shoot the vector, like I don't hold mouse 1. I tap it.
This game is all about like shooting...
Quick little bursts.
Yeah, Xbox
Xbox you already know what to do right now
Xbox do I have to say anything?
People know what's going on here
Are we we just sitting in here?
Okay, okay, right it's right point is the best
I'm just laughing because like what you're saying
What you're saying what you're saying is like the reality like we're gonna have moments and we're gonna have AI watching everything
We do and it's gonna be clipping it for us what we won't even need to do it
They're making a you're making a joke, but that is real
I think it's a real reality right now. I'm pretty sure people are doing that
I'm pretty sure there's streamers out there coming for our job AI streamers
Do you have to do the ability to say AI AI streamer on Twitch that has the most subs out of everyone right now
Yeah, yeah, it's completely AI. We're gonna be homeless. Yeah. Oh shit
Before my stream of union
Oh, we're going on strike and we're going on strike buddy yeah, how are you gonna I was just
I'm gonna get a third without a random guy.
I'm gonna get you.
Thank you.
Oh, sorry.
One guy left.
Shoot him all.
He's down in the fence.
He's on my briefing.
There's been a smish cheese!
Where the hell?
On me.
I can't be anywhere.
I hear him. Somewhere on me.
Oh I see my teamies over yonder!
Oh I was so wrong. I was the most wrong.
He was nowhere close to me.
You win. Again.
Yeah I wonder if, wait, if you know the A.I. streamers,
The AIC was who's playing the game?
Wouldn't that be technically cheating and banable?
I don't think so.
Why?
Well, I can't use AI to make me shoot.
I ain't gonna be cheating.
Yeah, but like what if you're complete ass?
You know, people only hate cheaters because they're good, but like what if they're really
bad?
Alright, first off, all cheaters are fucking sick, ass.
Second late.
I think... I don't know. I don't know, I'd love to see what you're doing on the back.
Thanks, guys.
Yeah, I could do something.
Got one?
Okay, jeez.
It's not unless you're dying yet.
Nope.
That's all things should be.
Wait, they start trolling.
Well, actually, we're about to do the, uh, peanut thing, portal thing.
Oh, oh, yeah!
So let's win this quick, let's win this quick.
I'm so excited, this is dude, I've been waiting for this the whole day.
I'm so excited.
You said you tested it?
Yeah, I tested it, yeah.
I did, like, a test, like, we could go to the, they actually like,
they should change the test.
Oh
The way I'm shooting them all he's down in defenses good good
Oh my god, I'm dead. There's a gun point. He's running away. Okay. Oh, I'm shocked guys. I died
He's in the house, he's coming out right?
He's gonna shed.
That's inside of the bungalows.
Are you gonna be able to use a shotgun in this portal thing? That's happening?
No, we can't. It's only pistols.
It's super cool. So the way the portal thing works is that there's four of us, you, me, Officer Genji, and 28 bungalators that join up.
It's like zombies and we have to capture the points and as soon as we capture the points
We can move to the next zone and we end at the top of like this building if we catch all the zones
We win if they kill us before we do that we lose do we get up like is it we get a couple of those though, right?
Like we're not a one-shot
Yeah, we only lose it all for besides the same time. Okay
like the nipple version.
Nipple Lumber.
Relax.
I just want some nipples.
Yeah, relax.
The left nipple isn't going to be
the only thing that's my name.
Control the shotgun with him.
Oh.
Oh god, he's on the roof!
Oh my god, we're going to lose a round maybe?
Hold on.
He'll be one.
Matthew the god is running in on him.
I
Didn't take shroud as a BF guy, I mean the shooter
I'll feel those one of my first shooters
1942 when I was like
I was
I was
I was pretty much a baby at that point
Not actually, I think I was like 6
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you
I asked them to make the mode specifically for us
And make like a secondary version
That adds ARs just in case we suck and can't win
That's gonna suck
Yeah, and they said they couldn't do it
Because it screwed up the game
Oh no
We either rise the occasion
Or this is gonna be a faithful situation
I got you through don't you worry. Thank you. Thank you. Give me a missus room. Thank you
Do we at least have like full do we at least have like fully automatic pistols or like what kind of pistols we thought him
regular pistols you can choose between like four of them I think okay
How fast is this do the bungalow yours go down quick?
I'm assuming well in bugglers will go down with one shot to the head like four or five shots to the back
I mean the body. Okay. Um, yeah, I'm assuming how this is how it's gonna go when we first start
No one's gonna know what's going on and we're gonna win and then like three rounds in they're gonna get
Be experts and we're gonna get a six stop. Okay
Long as we go on when I'm happy
Welcome in Chity welcome in
Why hello
Hello
How are you guys?
Oh, quite swell, thank you for asking.
How are you doing this fine day?
Pretty good. I opened some Pokemon cards.
Yes, please.
Oh my god, tell me nothing about them.
And I pulled a $700 Pokemon card.
And I pulled a God pack yesterday.
A God pack?
I know.
What's that tail? Is that good money?
one piece and some magic cards too one piece is really fun yeah okay all right
all right I've got I've got the thing and then I'll keep us in squad through it
yeah yeah yeah so okay so but really quickly really quickly so the way this
works okay is we're gonna go in there is we shoot what we do shoot we do shoot
but but no you don't know you don't see me this is how it was whoever has the
fastest computer and the the best Wi-Fi okay it'll show you right we get in there
at the bottom right it'll be a big green sticker that says you are the host if
that's happening that yes you're trying to be so if that happens to you you
need to immediately with no hesitation come to me I'm gonna bring you to a
tree. The tree will have a prompt on it. You click E on the tree one dime and then we're done.
What? Sounds like a cult. What is it?
It locks us in so that we're always the survivors and we don't swap up to be in the
zombies. Okay. What if what if the
bungulators are first? No they can't be first. We're the ones making it.
Okay
What you do, all right, I
Might just say this out loud so that everybody knows that everybody watching you guys stuff
So how you join our game you can also make your own game if you want is you go to search experiences and
Then you do to type in shell. Oh, hold on shell socked in the search bar as into
it as this button and then you you guys will hit browse servers to find us we're gonna host
when I'm name it shell stock he not stream actually and press oh stop hopefully oh all right are
you guys ready to do this thing just choose again it's actually not yes yes yes yes yes
I guess we're going to find out.
Are three, two, one, now!
What is something happening?
Okay, go to the tree, the giving tree, the giving tree, go, go, go.
We have to click something bottom right, he said first.
I'm beyond a shroud as soon as he said whoever has the best internet. I stopped listening
Said is this the new map? No, this is okay. I'm in here's the tree wait. He's trolling. I don't do anything
Oh wait, I do something. Hold on. Oh, right. Yeah, it's not doing. I can't
Don't do anything. You do it. I
Can't even game yet, right you loaded pretty quick. You're just as fast as me
Yeah, it doesn't do anything.
The horde is being released.
My skeet is black. I feel like the horde shouldn't be here yet.
The horde's here, people! What do we do? What do we do?
No.
Wait, I'm using a revolver? There's no way. No, I need a different pistol. I can't use this group. No way.
No way
Okay, no we can't be using a revolver
There's no way we're using
Go back to menu
Okay
I think I have to go to medium.
Every first medium.
Okay, okay, okay, I'll go back, I'll go back.
They all have paddles, that's insane.
The plan never goes good on the first try. Every does that.
I need a different pistol, there's just no way.
What's a good pistol?
It doesn't work with you still.
Yeah, you should push every time the lobby to be with you.
The problem is I didn't level up any pistols.
I think I'm gonna use this the ES to 5-7. That's probably a good choice
VZ
I think we use the 5-7. I don't have any attachments. This is a problem
You open up the game. Oh, that's gonna be hard. All right
That'll be the menu. Okay. I should know if they pay me from the squad
This cloud try to use the menu. Yep. All right. Did you use the menu?
Yep, I three two one now
You clearly have one server active hosting a new server will just take you going. Oh, yeah
Yeah, we're doing that we're doing zombies this is like a classic like this is like a boomer game mode
Like actually get into this time. I remember playing zombies. I'm one five
One side and obviously you guys with working fine. Yeah. Yeah, definitely guys
Definitely select the pistol with the most my bullets. I do the 16 pistol one. Yeah
I was using the revolver does a big mistake if you if you guys want to take a second and lose the first game on purpose to like
Edit your class. We can do that, too
Let's see if we even all get in here
Oh, I'm not the host. I am not the host somebody's gonna treat I click the tree
I clicked the tree yeah, okay, where do we go where do we go where do we go where do we go Peter?
Okay, we got this I'm gonna get high it I can't get there
No, they're fast they're fast
They're quick here look at a spot look at a spot. I'm in the trees
oh my god oh no no it's really really hard oh my god it's okay it's okay we
just really we regroup we regroup you got hit him in the head you got a
head of the night. Headshots are big. Oh my god! They killed me! They killed me!
This is terrifying! Oh my god! Oh my god!
How are you still alive, Fredad? I got him off you! I got him off you! I got a bunch!
I got a point, I got a point. I got a bunch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Keep catching, keep catching, keep catching.
Holy shit.
Wait, I need to use my sense of difficulty.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
Get the point, get the point, get the point.
Hold on, hold on.
I got to take a bow.
Okay, okay, I got a point, I got a point.
Oh my god.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
Oh my god!
We get, we inflate grenades as well
and stuff is breakable like bridges and stuff.
No pilot's next one, not really this one.
No! Shit.
Oh my god.
My god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
But we're doing pretty good
I work myself
Oh my god I can get up on the high oh
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Wait, just take him out, just take him out!
Oh my god.
Good job!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Yeah!
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come!
No!
No!
Did you get in there?
Did you get in there? Oh.
Does anyone feel like their pistol is inadequate?
I think this is the best possible with 18 bullets.
Extend your bag.
That's your hand.
I have the 18 bullets, Joe.
Well, we'll get you back to stuff then.
Okay, we need to all drop together.
We need to all drop together, right?
We all need to drop together, yeah.
We all need to drop together.
Everyone's got me.
Yeah, you go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
And just run around, run around.
Dude dude dude, what?
Oh my god.
Ok!
Guys, it's just no use.
Dammit, dammit. Dammit. Dammit.
You didn't get it?
Too bad, to be honest. Too bad.
Okay alright guys, alright it's fine.
It's fine.
It's fine, was she going to walk up? Is she going to walk up?
Yeah.
You want a little more down?
So what do we do here? Same thing?
Well, yeah, we lost.
Okay, okay, okay.
Lock it in, lock it in.
They're coming, they're coming, they're coming.
They're right here, those were all on the point of no capture, super fast.
Oh my, my little god.
Dude, we're stealing, dude.
So many people!
We got we almost got we almost got it
You all because you have a weird clay boys in play with a shoe
What we had clay bars was all time
We were close we're close we're close we're close we're close
Kill these sea baggers
These times.
It was having points we almost had and we almost have.
We stay on the point.
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
Stay on the point! Stay on the point! Stay on the point!
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Go back, go back, go back! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Let them know, let them know. Shoot them, shoot them, shoot them.
Oh my god, there's so many. They're rushing the point.
already know they already know they're too smart they're too smart
okay no we got it we got it we got it we got it okay
We're just gonna practice aiming for the head
Practice aiming for the head
Oh!
They're off the point
No, they have to clean them now
They have cleaners too
I don't think so, I don't know
I don't know
Dude!
Oh well, I'm dead, holy-
It's winnable, it's winnable, it's winnable
We're doing-
It's winnable, it's winnable, it's winnable
We're-
OH MY GOD!
Lock it, lock it, guys, we're making good progress, we're making good progress.
We're just gonna all get on the point, everybody just throw your bodies on the point.
I cleared a bunch of them.
Dude, I got like four Claymore kills.
Wait, it's still winnable. We're bringing the bar down, I think. I think keep going, keep going.
Did you did you I think you just run around and distract them a little bit, you know
Not just like
They go just go run circles make a move make a move
There's zombies they don't know anything
Just run around in circles
Okay, alright, well, I've been...
There's everyone of the eighties up this whole...
We're trying to jump up here and zap through me.
You're gonna be shooting right below our swamp.
Damn it.
Oh my god. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
this is so hard
what is the plan?
it's easy because we have the spots we can get a bomb but
i jumped to the ground to run around circles and i'm into this bag
this is what we do on B spot? you guys find high spots and i'm gonna play them, okay?
i claim more like four, i claim more like four guys
we're ahead, we're ahead of numbers
we're good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is good, this is great start, great start
Just keep killing him, just keep killing him, keep killing him.
Oh my goodness.
Good.
Oh my goodness!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
He's going to stay out, he's going to stay out!
What's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on
These guys are pre-firing waiting on the second point
If you just stay on the place is what around the place all for us because it's super super bad
Every time
I'm getting on the- Oh, I'm on fire!
Holy shit.
We got him! We got him! We got him! Go back! Go back! Go back! We got him!
Yeah, yeah, we can get on the point and steal this only clockable.
You die a hundred times! You die a hundred times!
Push greenboards! Push greenboards!
Oh
Dude this is so hard
Yeah, just stay I think we just run around circles on point and then just distract them I think we'll be okay
We're doing great!
Just keep running circles, you circles!
Did someone say the point of all times?
I walked on them for so long!
What the hell?
I think they had a hard time giving us the most volume.
I claim we're like four!
I claim we're like four!
Oh fuck!
I think we're like four!
I think we're like four!
I think we're like four!
I think we're like four!
I think we're like four!
I'm coming boys! We got it! We got it! We got it!
Okay, now we don't know this part. We know this part.
Oh, we got some height. We got some elevation.
Which one of these boys is burned? The bridges? As soon as you go there.
So throw flame grenades on these ones.
I'm going to throw one on this one.
Place claymores too? Place claymores?
They're coming! They're coming!
Where's my pistol doing? What the hell?
Are you actually going to special animation?
Where do we spot? Where do we spot?
On the other side of the bridge.
Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.
Maybe we should have broke the bridges.
I don't understand.
Oh my goodness. I am so dead. I am so dead.
I am so dead.
We lost our bridges.
You gotta fucking like, like, trade them with whatever.
Dude, I don't know if we should have burned the bridges.
We can't get back.
We can't get back.
Dude, they get the point.
They get the point.
You know the point, point, point.
Whig.
I can't get across.
I can't get across
Dude, okay next time we get to that point we don't burn the bridge cuz we had no way back
Don't you need someone that is gonna be tough one
We try to get a different group of people or do you want to still play with these people?
I'm down
everybody I just killed like seven I killed eight I killed eight I killed eight
I bet you by now I've probably had someone do it after I kick them out of the kick that
guy.
We're cheating?
We're cheating?
We're going to the next point?
Yeah, I kick like 20, I kick like 20.
I'm really good at it.
Just kick him all the cash.
I kick him off the gas.
You can't kick him.
Kick him.
Kick him.
if
we do it really good actually
I had a better pistol? I should have prepped my pistol.
I was shooting people the entire time.
That's good, okay. Well, now we get to try this.
Don't burn the bridge.
Lock it in! Lock it in! Lock it in!
Wait, the bridge is still gone.
Wait, what?
Oh.
Okay, we have one shot at this.
Play Morse
Other zombies one shot with a knife
Don't think you have one oh
Where's the horn they're not being released
I think they're stuck everybody rude, but I might have screwed up the game
Oh
I might have screwed up the game like a game of money.
It's very possible.
Did you remake the lobby?
Uh, yeah, I think I have to.
This is way harder than I was expecting.
Holy crap, I'm literally sweating right now.
I am trying so hard.
I don't think I've blinked an entire time.
I'm serious.
How are you dead?
You're out of all prescription for this.
All right, quick news, everybody leave, everybody leave.
I think I might have messed up my kickin' everybody.
Oh, it's the next time we want new players, we just reset the server.
I thought I could do that in the easy way right there.
I'll be with you guys back in the lobby.
Can I try another pistol maybe?
No, we can't use the M457 mag.
It has to be something with a higher mag.
I
Attachments, yeah, that'd be huge. Are you back?
Yes
At least I have some attachments, you know
It ain't much
You had to be an Adderall ridden 13 year old. I think this mode is worse
We got this easy. I think shroud was right setting the bar one win is good enough for me
Don't worry guys, it's only like five more points after this point five
What oh my God
Yeah, I saw like a speed boost when we got to that second area
Yeah, they get perks every time we complete one you can find like a like a long
They get parts. Yeah, what are perks?
I'm trying a new pistol
If I had known that I should have doubled up my pistols
I could have had like you could have really good attachments to make the difference
No, no, no, like you could have just have like attachments that have more bag size and
You can have more you level it up
Dude I got glued in a hand man that was that's Ralph yeah, I sure I was Rob got blown up
Oh my god, we're already cooking!
Nice!
Oh fuck.
He better hide.
We'll see.
If you can really focus on hitting the headshots, you can see what they have all around it.
I got you.
Oh wait, we could rest each other.
other room of that well usually what I died is seven dudes he bagged me and hit
me with a d-thit
you can't you can't even stop you can't even get down there these players are
even better than the last one okay my other pistol was better than this
I think he died in the face.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Come back, come back, come back.
Nice, nice, nice, nice.
Why do they get a speed boost?
That's insane.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't break the bridge design.
Don't break the bridge design.
I think, I think, I think, I think there's a spot right here.
Two seconds.
Like a really good spot, I think.
We're doing good, we're doing good, we're doing good, we're doing good.
Make sure you guys read each other if you go down
We're doing good. We're doing good. We're doing good. We're doing good
You virtually I live in a motion to keep laughing
Oh my
You almost got me almost got me almost got it. Oh, I see how it's the honest on come back
We never got this far we never got this far
The base oh my god, where am I going?
This pistol so much worse than the last one
Just keep going, boy.
Do you guys keep the numbers, window?
I hope that they don't all say, hey, let's wait for Lobby,
or wait for the spot, and then all of them will see.
We're doing really good.
He's still so bad.
I need to change it.
Can't change it.
I need to go back.
I need to change it.
It's like
That was huge you do have defense you do have defense
Now
I think it's just been a custom.
Oh my.
No.
Oh my sweet Jesus.
You gotta get the point, you gotta get the point, the ticket, the ticket.
You need a near end, they're so handy.
I want it, I want it, I want it.
I
Why after you respond guys it doesn't work I just think the custom breaks it
Oh
No
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Be unpredictable! Be unpredictable!
Be unpredictable!
I killed like eight!
I'm still on it! I'm still on it!
There's a chance! There's a chance!
There's a chance!
I'm being unpredictable!
I'm being unpredictable!
I don't even know what I'm doing!
to know what I'm doing here predictable be unpredictable keep running keep
running in the smoke so the smoke it's working it's working it's working no
no they got us there's only one left keep running
I hear them all running behind me.
Wrong season this is your kid to the next point. It's up here boys. Oh
I'm fucking
Okay, wait this point that's hard
I
We wait does it count when we're down as one finger on the
You guys would have be flamed the stairs up and down that was a kickboxing out
Play goalie they're playing goalie
Oh
I got the group I got the smooths I got the smooths I got the smooths
I got the spooch, I got the spooch, I got the spooch.
Oh!
Climbeau, Climbeau, Climbeau, Climbeau.
Ah!
No!
Ah!
Oh!
How are you guys getting up there so fast?
Is this spawning somewhere else?
Oh!
I'm trying to run up the ramp!
I just run up the ramp.
Nice, Jingy!
I'm killing myself.
It was worth it.
It was worth it.
Big kills.
Okay, I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I just can't.
I'm dead.
This is the craziest game I've ever played.
Jesus, this is so hard.
I'm gonna load the blue shards and fly on top of them.
Oh my god, they put up those walls.
Pick it up.
Come on boys, I'm coming.
Take it, take it, take it, take it.
They get barricades?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh my gosh, the very
I'm dead
What?
What?
What?
What?
What the world?
I'm coming boys, I'm coming, don't you worry.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Where you buddy?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm coming.
Oh my god.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Okay, all right.
It's okay.
All right.
Yep, I didn't make it.
I didn't make it, boys. I didn't make it.
We still got this. We still got this.
You've come back from harder challenges than this before.
When you get on- Oh.
You get on right now, you get on right now!
These guys are gatekeeping the stairs up!
That point is hard, because it's so tight.
oh my goodness that's correct easy work
i wish i could swap my load out
there you guys we should we do a quick loadout check
like we all go back and look at our loadout we should do the best we can be
yeah you can only do it in the menu wait let's let's do that okay let's
let's yeah every back out every back out let's you let's get our load out maxed out
let's get our load out maxed out best we can do biggest magazines
Fast attack, come back here.
Party lap, party lap.
OK.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's do this thing, let's do it, yeah.
What, wait, how do you wait?
You're P-18, OK.
Are you guys using the P-18?
I don't think it's very good.
I would use, for this, I would use the ES-57.
The 5-7.
OK, ES-57.
Let's all switch to the ES57
Haven't been working on that at all so I probably have no upgrades 20 round bags
You can get a 30. Where do we make our gun like in our actual loadout loadout at the top?
Yeah, there's also a 30 round mad, but I do not have access to yet. I need my
Master. Why does this require 40 points, but I can't put anything on
Oh
Because it's the only thing I could put on I wait, would you change your loadout while you're in the game?
No, it doesn't let you
shit shit I kind of need this stuff to be better like better probably want
hollow points I think you'd want round okay let's just run it with this one
and then we'll get the mastery up and then we'll come back yeah my my 5 7
leveled up 37 times when I used it the first game so yeah you'll get
everything in one game yeah okay let's do okay but I need mastery level 9 I
leave because master level nine is 30 round magazine and then I'll see the red dot site so I'll need yeah okay that's all I need right master level nine
How do we how do we select it in the game just make sure it's on your on your guy yeah
yeah whatever your default is yeah yeah
Yeah, I got it, I'm good to go.
I'm good to be again, but yeast infection or something.
All right, let's just, I'm being like a race on to me.
My fourth time on P, that would be like two hours.
Okay, let's do this thing, let's do this thing.
I think when you can customize it in the match.
No, I tried, it doesn't actually work.
It says, it's like the buttons there,
it'll let you, it'll be like press Y,
but it doesn't actually work.
Okay, okay, all right.
Is everybody ready to go?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
Yes.
Ride.
It's really pretty good,
but that last point up at the top is...
At least we know the points now.
up into the last one.
That's true.
Claymores are big.
If you kill like six of them with one Claymore, are you...
I feel like they gave the Claymore like a crazy blast.
Yeah, right?
That might.
You could place a Claymore literally
where they spawn and kill all, I'm pretty sure.
You come back here?
You come back here and you place it literally oh my god, they're coming. They're coming. They're coming. We're not ready. We're not ready
Good one
They're coming they're coming my claimers about to foam we're go. I've killed many of them many men
It's looks like the same pistol
Did you swap your default?
I don't know how to do it
Perfect perfect oh
Oh, I see go back to menu go back to me. It's cuz we're support
Go back everybody everybody support so put it on your yeah. Oh, yeah, you put it in sport candy. Good thing
Yeah
What is the support?
Yeah.
That makes sense.
That does make sense.
I'm good to go.
Are we ready?
I'm going to win.
Good, good, good.
Man.
Man.
I'm loading it up by now.
What are we saying, man?
Man.
Man.
I'm literally sweating
He pitched why to edit loadout when you're dad it doesn't work. I just peanut. I just said that it doesn't work
We got to figure it out
Don't listen what one thing you got to learn about chat is they're always wrong and you are always right okay as the streamer
I
Locked it lock it in
Here come here, and you can place all the clayboards we kill them all right away
I'm not getting come up here. They spawn on this white wall and just place it like it's gonna open up
And then just blow them up. Okay, like right here. I'll play one. Yeah. Yeah, just place it somewhere on that white wall
Hopefully hopefully they're not listening
Okay, okay, go to point
I killed them
Oh this is so nice
It's better, it's better, yeah
It's like more accuracy, shoots faster
Oh my goodness, we can win this
100%
Especially when we outfitted
Why are they all going through the door?
We'll just have to get them
We're run over run. Did you know that I hold on? I'll rush you. I'll rush you. Oh
No, they got it up. How did they get up? That guy's crazy
Oh my god, oh my god
I
May or may not have grown game. I'm trusting my team though
I'm gonna try to bunch of them off of it.
Get out of here man, get them off.
You know where I want your pussy the most.
Yeah, my pussy's the t-shirt.
I'm gonna go reach it.
Okay, they didn't help.
Get in there!
Get in there boys, get in there boys!
Fall back! Fall back! Fall back!
My gun's already a little 15. I can max it right out.
If we lose, I will go back to lobby and max it out.
Okay, alright. Copy dude, the playboy changes.
There's a guy in our spawn.
There's a guy in our spawn, guys. I actually can't move.
Is the guy in our spawn?
Yeah, he was up top on our spawn.
I see, we got a cheater.
Yeah, cheater.
Hmm, interesting.
If we definitely put the clay boys on these buns, you'd do that to pay that right now.
No, we did not.
All right, excuse me, gentlemen.
Oh my god.
I guess I think we just have to keep blasting and keeping the numbers low because I'm
I'm trying to train them, but it's not working.
Oh, it's not.
Holy shit.
You're not a pig.
I'm a rabbit tree.
Dude.
Are these lobbies like get you crazy XP?
Yeah, you get you definitely get good XP from this.
Yeah, I'm gonna see a top in shooter time.
I killed a bunch too I killed a bunch too get a point maybe I feel like six I
killed like six the claimers are working the claimers are working I think we go
point we go point I think we took out a lot of them
Seriously, yes
Hard oh shit get up like it up like
I got you covered boys, I got you covered!
Oh fuck you!
We did this one pretty easy, but I may have just jinxed us.
Oh we gotta keep the numbers down, this would 100 and 50%
Yeah, just start shooting at them when I start running up here.
Let them know, let them know, let them know.
Let the five-step it sing!
No way no way no way
He's hiding in the bush
Oh my goodness!
Oh fuck, I'm stuck.
Jigging it, jigging it!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Just give me just a nice little bit of speed!
Oh my great googly moogly!
Oh my goodness!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Can we take it down below?
So we can get it? Oh my god!
It's a fucking life, hacker!
Shoot.
He gets the endorphins going.
I'm stressing, I'm stressing hard.
My heart rate is at a marathon, buddy.
This can't be healthy, this can't be healthy.
Oh
Keep one at all times keep one at all times
Oh
Dude it's not worth it to stop it's not worth it
Okay, all right
I'm hurting, I'm hurting, I'm hurting, I'm hurting
Oh, shit!
Dude
This is stressful, this is stressful, this is stressful
I'm coming up, coming up, coming up!
You see me, boys?
I just opened up the text prompt by accident and I couldn't move.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
See what the general says?
All right, we've lost all of our progress.
No worries.
I can't get up.
The bridge is not safe.
The bridge is not safe.
That's okay, that's okay.
I'm actually doing pretty good right now.
At least you're doing pretty good for me.
At least you're not going to see me.
Nice claymore, nice claymore.
Oh, fuck.
AHHHH!
Why is everyone blocked away from the claymores?
The claymores are dead.
The claymores are dead.
The claymores are dead.
You got this, you got this, you got this, you got this!
Lock it in, lock it in, lock it in!
Oh my god!
I don't know why I backed up to that corner, that was a mistake.
Good play, Mark, good play, Mark.
I'm gonna get you back in, Mark.
You gotta keep one at all times!
One at all times!
Oh my god!
Let me mess with the mess.
Let me mess with the mess.
I guess it doesn't work.
Dude, these walls are gonna die in the light.
Okay, I'm not gonna be late.
I am gonna be late.
That agent guy is pissing me off.
Oh my god.
Oh well, I don't know anything else.
Take that, AJ. How's it feel? How's it feel? How's it feel? Huh?
Oh
I'm stressed
My heart rate has got to be an all-time high. I don't know why they get shields too. That makes it so much harder
You would think that would do anything
Keep those numbers windows boys. Keep those other windows. We get it fast. We get it fast. You got three on point
No, you fucker
I'm shooting him off you I'm shooting off you keep running up keep running up
Oh my god. Wait, we're kind of coming back. We're kind of coming back. Keep keep keep cooking
Why do they get chills? Why do they get chills? Perfect. I just died
Help me. There's no floor there!
Did you feel the deflapidine too?
Got A.J., got A.J.?
I actually think.
Twerk.
What? I just hit me with a guy!
I guess they just need to drive it less far.
They are so close.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
No! I was so locked in. Oh my god, I was so locked in. I shouldn't have done that.
Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back!
I'll hold it down boys get over here quick get over here quick
I set him all on fire
I'm cooking I'm cooking it
I'll just kill him right now and you guys just keep running.
my door my door now
No gun in my hands! I can't even see my eyes!
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Alright, even if you've got no gun, you'll keep shooting.
This one's hard, this one's hard, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
I had an invisible gun.
Oh, that was so funny.
Alright.
Make direction.
Direction, yeah, be confusing, be confusing.
Let them know all the smokes they want.
They don't only hurt them, but...
Oh, we're not doing it, we're not doing it.
Dude, that's crazy.
I'm stressed.
We gotta like add somebody alive at all times.
Yeah, we just gave the smoke. Oh my god, I'm doing a flame grenade on my butt. There's a hundred. There's a hundred.
Come on, yeah.
Wait a second, where?
You got too long.
Oh, you got, you can still, you don't even have to turn around to the people. You can just place it funny while you run it.
Yeah, yeah.
Can't bar spawn.
Oh, good, good, good, good.
Oh my gosh.
Hey, see you guys? What does he like? Does he treat?
Oh my god.
Oh, come back, come back.
I don't know why these bots are out in full force but cool bro, whoever you are cool
you got a chatbot, you're so sick, you're so sick, I'm being confusing, I'm being confusing,
I killed a few, I'm just going to be quick, I'm just going to be quick, I'm just going
Oh my god!
I'm still on it boys!
I'm doing it!
I'm doing it!
Oh, I'm not doing it.
I'm dead.
I'm gonna beat me.
I'm stuck! I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
Oh my god, dude.
Oh, please!
I just went on a 20 kill streak by the way.
Nice.
Oh!
You guys, I've heard.
We're making progress slowly, but surely.
I'm not making progress.
Oh, surely.
Oh my god.
I killed myself.
Oh my god.
They're too good.
They are too good.
Yeah, I'm not sorry back in the shot. Get on that fucking plate like your life depends on it.
Is there a way to get rid of the stupid...
I'm dead.
Oh.
Shit.
God.
You have to be on the top of the stairs or it doesn't count.
Uh.
We should go. We should go. We should go. We should go. We should go. We should go.
I'm still on him. Still on him. Still on him.
I'm training him well. I'm training him well.
I'm getting glued.
I got glued with I got
Yeah, I wish they didn't get I wish they didn't get out
We're sitting at least I'm gonna stand back and shoot all the ones that are on the point
okay I tried that it's it's it's not easy oh my gosh I couldn't survive
Hello gentlemen, hello buddy.
Oh I got a couple of them, I got a couple of them.
He's too fucking guy.
Hi.
I got stuck.
Yeah, I can't.
If you just go, how do we, you got to stay at the point.
No matter what.
AJ and Stonemare dude are just standing by our staircase.
Oh my, man, those guys.
Please.
Okay, I want it.
I want it.
I want it.
Oh my god, I'm dead immediately.
I'm dead immediately.
Perfect, perfect.
I just got a T-bag by 50 dudes.
All at once.
Didn't have to pay him a thing.
Oh, there's just one.
Oh, they got it.
AHHHH!
Block trade on what?
Can't you break the shield by shooting him?
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.
them that's a good idea we can't we can't we can't win this one it's too hard
I
Guys here's your plan every back out every back out. We'll be outfitting our pistols. This is the plan
This is the plan. Okay. I think listen
I know that the run to the point and circle them is in theory a very good plan a very good plan a very good plan
Okay, a very good plan, but
All right, but I think if we all outfit our pistols and 40 round drums and
We genuinely hold the line
It's a month. I think we can win easier that way. I mean
We're saying
I'm telling you, I know the running about technique works kind of but if you really hold the line, I mean really
Let them have it. No yield. We can win easily. We have to win just one, as Mr.
Straun said at the beginning. Just one. That's all I want. You got halfway through it.
Guys, after that, there's only two more points. Remember that we were on that
point on the stairs? There's one more point after that one. That's it. We are
are so close to winning.
All right, I'll put you stuff, boys.
40 round it.
Oh, what guy are you using as a 40 rounder?
I'm using the 5 7.
There's a 30 rounder.
Oh, I mean, 30 round.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right. You're right. You're right.
Okay
Well, okay, so you're kind of the best what what attached until we put another thing
And you can't really put much you know put the 30 rounder and then put the
Penetration bullets
It'll just make it so you could shoot through the zombies. Oh, that's really all you could really all you could do
There's nothing else. Yeah
What's up?
Are you guys doing sites or no? No
You don't have to ADS and then we do muzzle or do we do the barrel?
I mean you don't have enough you don't have enough points. Yeah, I do. I got 10 points
With the 30 rounder 30 rounder penetration and basic site and that's only 50 points. We have 10 points left over
I I don't yeah, I
I don't get that.
Wait, what do you have in your gun shroud?
Just the 30 rounder and penetration.
That's 45 points. You should have 15 more.
I mean, I don't know what to tell you. It's a 60 out of 60. I don't have anything else on it.
You don't have a basic sight? 5?
Yeah.
You can't get rid of that though. That's just default.
So like the basic 10, the basic sight's 5.
That's 15 and then 40 on the mag and then five on the pen
Okay, okay. All right
Okay
All right
I don't do lock it in lock it in boys. This is the time. We take it all back. I
Want to win one of these I
Say like last ten minutes. They just give us crazy ARs from
against them. That's all we have out here, boys. That is all we have out here.
Okay, we put two X-rays points on this one. All right. You guys ready to rumble?
Yes. Yeah. All right. This went for all the marbles.
I would love to win one of these, but it's hard. It is difficult.
The map layout is really good though. They did a good job like they are definitely when they made the map
They definitely played Counterstrike for sure because Counterstrike had a lot of stuff like that where there was like these planks and like little like
Chokes that you could go through it's just hard because you can't like you can't lock them down. They're so fast
All right, what's the plan, are we just going to shoot him?
We do the Claymore thing?
Yeah, we do the Claymore thing.
They're about to open.
They're about to open.
Oh, I got two more.
I got two more.
We're missing one person on the point.
You see, all four of the point, it captures
literally instantly.
It actually captures so fast
that when I was doing the test one,
I actually suggested that they make it capture slower.
They disregard me.
Thank God.
I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying, I'm staying.
We got it, we got it, go back, go back.
Oh my god, I shouldn't have stopped.
I keep those uppers low, keep those uppers low boys. Oh, I'm dead.
Dude, I didn't mean to mantle. I just mantled backwards. You could do that in this game.
I jumped while going backwards and I climbed the truck. That was crazy.
Oh, I might die.
We're always on the point, pal.
Burping, burping, burping. Burping, what does he do? What does he do?
I'm on the point, I'm on the point.
Oh my goodness.
There's AJ!
Alright, this is what they look like in the eyes of you.
We have to be at the point where we're doing great!
You stay at the point!
We're doing it!
Dude, how?
What in the world is 5 out of 5?
I shouldn't take long guns?
What in the world?
In what world is I going to lie?
the bullet nice nice really nice we just killed so many we killed so many
What why did that just fall?
of
the
death
of the
death
of
Oh my god my twitch is lagging, what a sweet treat, what a sweet delight, what a great timing for that.
I'm still on the play, I'm still on the play, we got this, we got this.
Listen I think if you, they're right, I was gonna suggest something.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, that's a big kill, that's a big claymore.
Wait wait actually one of them actually one of them is a shit
We gotta get to the basement ASAP
Okay boys, I've just blown ourselves on the point about a lot it's working it is working
Which got the point we were easy easy easy
Dude, no way.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you!
Oh, I screwed up.
Fuck, I'm sorry.
Oh.
Holy shit.
Oh, goodness.
Good, good, good.
Why does it say one defender on the corner?
What do you have to say?
Oh, why is it MC?
there's their their all on I think I think I think we already lost there's too
many on I actually think we already lost when it gets out of hand like that I
don't know how we take it back
there's so many
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this, we got this.
Oh shit, there's someone on there.
Get guys, guys, guys.
Ow.
Like how are these guys alive?
We've been going a million times.
They're-
We got him, we got him, we got him, we got him, we got him, we got him, we got him.
So many times, so many times, so many times!
I think if this was 66 servers, clean.
Just so clean. I swear.
Oh my gosh!
Thank you. Put that in for me.
Holy
Please you please you keep was every time as well
What?
I don't know how to beat this.
You're still in it though, we're still in it.
Let's go into the void!
We're still in this.
He's got to get on that point boys.
Oh my god.
It's just we can't, we can't get back dude.
I'm coming, I'm coming, don't you worry boys, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it, I'm on it.
Oh
We got to kick some of the experts we got to kick some of the experts whoever's got the most kills get rid of them
Yeah
Joe art our DQZ get rid of them
the players
Beautiful Joe
Russian Bear Luigi with a squeegee get rid of them
Get rid of them get rid of them get rid of them
Beautiful Joe beautiful Joe
We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good.
That's not a good idea.
That's how you get it.
It was invisible for a while. What do you want in a bunker team?
Oh my...
Excuse me gentlemen. Excuse me for...
I think we have to keep those numbers.
I think...
I just keep saying numbers.
You're gonna save me all the time.
Hey!
They may be jumping, who knows?
50-50 shot-ups, it was like crazy, and it worked!
Right.
Nothing worse I can have, honestly.
Yeah.
They got a bunch of other kills there.
Maybe...
Oh, we already got it!
Thanks, let's go!
Good work, team!
Dude.
Little cunt?
That claymore blast is insane
Oh my god
Alright, I think we're back to just the running around technique.
I was just...
Dude!
Okay, okay.
Oh!
Okay, now we kick the top players again.
Matthew and Kenobi, get rid of them.
Got it? Okay, got it.
Matthew and Kenobi, Coast and Rose, Jester.
Get rid of them, get rid of them.
Got it, got it.
Okay, now we get back in there.
Yeah, now we get back in there, now we get back in there.
What?
Matthew, band!
Yeah, get rid of Matthew.
Where's Kenobi? Where's Kenobi?
No way.
The bandit's with all this goby. Oh, I got him! I got him!
Okay, I've been at the best players. Don't worry, don't worry.
Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Get back in there, get back in there.
That's right, that's right.
Get back in there, get back in there.
The dude better than the bandit, the dude better than the bandit.
Why is he just sitting right there?
He's getting more down.
Whoever that guy with his seat on his head is a two-gut. He has killed me too many times.
You all got 60 Hertz on this? No.
You think we got 60 Hertz? Imagine with this scale?
No, not me though.
I got a bomb there!
Bro! You're a freaking veteran!
You're a god damn machine, you're killing machines!
And that's what kills you?
A rolled ankle?
He's got an ice!
This is the one right here.
The one right here. We're gonna get on that tunnel part
We need to get two on each tunnel and just lay them out. You know me
What oh well, they had a problem is we got to win this one with all of us alive
I already fell over
Yeah, this is what it's about keeping the numbers down
keep let him know keep let him know keep let him know let him know let the
five seven sing let the five seven sing GG oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh my god
this is it this is it boys it's gonna kill it right now
This guy in the white just likes to camp or spawn the entire time.
Is it AJ or Ash?
We got him! We got him! We got him! We got him! We got him! We got him! We got him! We got him!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
I never had to fall back from this position.
Oh, it's just Reese Wong.
We got two guys on each channel. Two guys on each channel.
Oh, no, they got me! They got me!
No, they got me. I need to get to the objective yet.
I'm trying I'm trying I'm trying oh my god they have a literal wall on the thing
you've got to kid me
I can't play Zagray War!
Here we go I got the tunnels I'll hold this tunnel I'll hold this tunnel down you guys
I killed 4.
They went that way?
I thought they would go to the objective.
Oh, I got shot! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead. Fuck.
This might be a runaround technique.
This might be a kick, a blazing, and a kick toast, and I don't know.
I've killed so many. I've killed so many.
Stone Bearer and AJ, I have to kill them.
AJ's back? Okay, gotcha. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it.
Stone Bearer. Stone Bearer.
It was Stone Bearer. It was Stone Bearer. I don't see my...
Stone Bearer. Stone Bearer.
Dude!
He's the Russian Bear? Well, hopefully he's the Russian Bear.
I don't know what he said.
Stone Bearer.
Oh, I got it. Okay, I got it. Okay, well, so...
Alright, where's AJ at?
I don't see AJ. I don't see AJ.
Okay, we're safe from AJ.
We're safe, we're safe, we're safe!
They're right, they're right!
Hold on, hold on, hold on!
Oh my god!
Oh god, we're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Keep it down, we're doing it!
I'm thinning the numbers. I'm thinning the numbers. Oh, I got thinned.
I'm stressed. We need, like, two more people on our team.
We need, like, two more defenders.
Mr. Action! Mr. Action! Mr. Action!
I love to be here. She's not like a lovely lady.
I didn't mean to kill me. Someone's got to hit that. Someone's got to hit that. Someone hit that claymore.
How's it not been hit yet?
I have an idea.
I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea. I have an idea.
Nope, that's not my idea.
Switch pods.
Nice.
Come on.
How do we kill out?
We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Okay, we're not doing it.
Alright, we're almost half way, we've got this.
Stay on that floor.
You're too slow.
You're too slow.
Gotta be quick with that, buddy.
Okay, I'm doing it.
Oh my god.
I can't, I can't get a head shot to save my life!
You got to get rid of ash okay, it's important all right
You got to get her to ash you got to get her to coast and roast
You got to get her to crazy crazy you honestly get rid of them all get them all
Just start going just start going we did we need this we need to just start going
Let it sing
Oh
Perfect perfect. I'll put on point. I'm point
We gotta get on we gotta get on
Come on come on come on come on we let it sing we gotta win
I'm alive six more boys, don't you worry I'm gonna sing
I'm on it. I'm on it. I'm on it. Come come come come. I'm coming
I don't know how coasted roast has made it you got to get rid of this guy I've
called a coasted roast get rid of this guy
guy coasted rose guy coasted rose perfect perfect perfect perfect okay now we
have a chance now we got a chance now we got it now we got it
I stopped to shoot. I'm just fucking dead
Those barricades at the door
Listen the map crater needs to get rid of the zombies have a barricade. What are we thinking? I
Think
Oh, I did a bit!
Guys!
We might need more, we might need more, I don't know.
WAHOO!
I'm getting numbers, I'm getting numbers!
Stop watching!
I killed like 10 of them, I killed like 10 of them!
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I have a bunch of them chasing me.
This is your chance.
I let them away.
I let them away.
I have like six.
I have like six on me.
Oh my god.
I let them away.
I let them away.
Yeah, keep it on, keep it on!
Keep your meat in the corner.
Nothing is detected.
Oh, my!
You know what to do.
Now's the time, I think.
I think now's the time.
I can't, I can't, I can't!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
I want a boss, I want a boss!
Okay, get rid of him, get rid of him, get rid of him!
Dude, I'm doing it.
Get rid of him now, get rid of him now!
I want a boss, I want a boss, I want a boss!
Fire
There's a response get rid of this guy
Kick out kick out get rid of all of them. What are the machine you get rid of them all get rid of how now?
Here to how we still respond his name is how get rid of him get rid of evil
Oh my god more more more more more you gotta keep going you gotta keep doing
you got a fastest figure in the West come on
I'm just dancing to think so
I'm on it boss, I'm on it, I'm doing it as fast as I can
I'm feeling it!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect!
So you just gotta see the end!
Keep going, keep going!
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay!
Okay.
You're saying there's a chance.
Oh, I just watched him die right in front of me, just left the server!
How are they joining us this fast?!
This is insane!
You're doing fast as I can fit him!
Oh my god, they're taking it from us, they're taking...
Ah, you can't stop, or we lose!
I'm serious.
I'm on it.
You need to keep hitting it.
I'm on it.
Oh no.
No.
I'm on it.
I'm on it.
It doesn't matter.
I'm blending in.
I'm blending in.
I'm blending in.
I'm blending in.
I'm blending in.
me I'm blending in I'm one of them I'm one of them I'm one of them I'm still
one of them they don't know this is perfect
okay now this one is it this was even harder so we'll see those guys okay I
turned around there was seven blood thirsty men ready to fuck me
Go, go, go!
This once this point's impossible.
I actually don't think anyone in the history of ever will take this from the zombies.
Okay, I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll...
Fitty man, Fitty man, Fitty man, Fitty man, Fitty man.
Why is there a bunch of them falling?
We got this, we got this, we got this!
We got this, we got this, we got this, we got this!
We've got this, we've got this!
How are we... what?
What?!
I just can't put it...
I think even with ARs, this mode would be difficult.
Well, yeah, you'd be slower too.
This is hard. This is so hard.
Maybe if their respawn time was like four seconds longer.
If they respawn a little quick.
You got this, you got this. Get up that. Stay well, gentlemen.
As quickly as you can.
Okay.
This one is really hard.
I am on it.
Get up those stairs boys.
I am on it.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Keep doing what you're doing.
We got to see what's at the end of the tunnel.
It's gone enough.
I don't think it's enough
Excuse me boys, excuse me. Okay. I fell perfect perfect. There's me delight. Oh my god, that was actually crazy
There's ten on there's ten on you need it you need to do the thing I think I think
there's there's too many on you need it you need it there's like I think they're
their whole team is on we can't get up
Oh my god, they're like keep going. I'm running past them keep going. No, give her to AJ man. Never trust it
Just get them all
Keep going keep going keep working
More anymore
Okay. Alright. Biggie, you're not going great for me.
No, no, no, no. I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. You got this, you got this, you got this.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. Yeah, how is that one going?
I need to see it on his face and teething or something!
Oh, thank you, thank you!
Peanut, if you die, you might need to do the thing.
Whoa, we're coming in from the other side!
I need literal math. I need literal...
...rack! Try that.
It's just too crazy!
We need more, we need more, we need more power, we need more power, we need a raft from the
heavens right now, we need, we need it all, we need it all.
No, you're the maximum overdrive!
Getting glitched off the side is...
I got like 15 more!
I did it boss, I did it boss!
It's not enough, Peanut. You need it faster fingers, faster fingers!
It's impossible!
Is it? What did you gotta do? You gotta do it!
Find a way! Nothing is impossible!
Get on the point!
Get on the point!
Nothing is impossible, Peanut. Remember that.
We got him! We got him! We got him! We got him!
Ah! They formed the bridge! No!
We need more we need more we're so close we need more we need more
You know I would do it if I could but I can't
Actually, how are you doing it again
I don't think you can have these.
This is perfect, this is perfect.
We're up there, we're up there, we're up there, take them out, shoot them, shoot them, did you get any?
Yeah, let them know.
I'm taking them down, I'm taking them down.
Enjoying that.
The fact that they get parachutes is OP.
This is good, we're going to see this point. They're coming from the sky! They're coming from the sky!
Perfect, perfect, perfect, Pina, you do what you're doing!
Whatever's happening right now is incredible!
Ethical, nice!
Up, up, up, up, up!
Right?
Last point!
Last point!
Fucking lid!
This is it!
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh.
How are they already up here?
Who are these guys?
I know a good spot, I know a good spot right here, right here on this edge.
Ah, down.
Right here, right here, right here, right here.
How are they already up here?
Do they spawn up here?
I'm spawning with them, that's terrific.
Yeah, I see.
to jump up like this and they're just already up here
We are not losing.
Can I keep the guy named Forty?
I'm keeping the guy named Forty.
I like that guy.
How?
Who balanced these spawns?
I don't!
I don't!
Quickly!
No, we need more.
Holy shit!
Oh my god, oh my goodness gracious, I'm on the point, I'm on the point, I'm on the point
Oh, I just blew myself up, perfects.
I think I've killed myself with landmines about 10 times this game.
Oh, why is there only one, man?
Oh, I can hear a thousand behind me!
We got this! We got this! We got this fucking idiot!
Oh my!
We got this! We got this! We got this! We're doing it, we're doing it, we're doing it!
Woooah-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Ahhhh-hoo-hoo!
Wait, we're actually winnable, actually winnable!
Actually winnable!
I killed eleven of them!
of them
we need more we need more get up there get up there get up there
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Map-a-ba.
Oh my god.
How, in what world do they spawn here?
And we gotta run up?
This is insane.
Oh, good, oh, good.
How does my mind get only one kill right there?
That's a boy.
I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
I'm here, boys, I'm here.
We should like...
I'm stuck on that!
Do it! Do it! Finish this fight!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Totally ethical!
Yes!
Yes!
Me!
Me!
Oh my God!
I'll be honest with you, this is actually really cool.
I
Just like a little a little tuning and this could be a really fun mode
Yeah, I don't think my heart rate it had ever dropped under like 120
Just full sprint
Is there a world where we could try to be the zombie?
They're right fucking minds themselves.
There is a way to do it.
What you need to do is just go into the game, not put the tree in and die.
I need a second. I need a second.
That was the most intense gaming session.
I don't have a water tank.
I think... I think either the defenders need a better weapon or they need to be like, less other guys.
Or something.
I don't know. The points are difficult too because you guys...
Where you spawn in relation to where they spawn to the point is like ridiculous.
The people that made this game, this game mode, are watching.
So those will actually rip this thing up quick.
um
i'm not going to lie to you
i mean if you can
shroud takes three hours to beat it
i was sweating so hard
that was insane
uh
hmm
hmm
okay
i mean
you guys want to just go side beat the zombies
beat the shit out of four random guys
yeah four strangers
let's see how they'll do
yeah fuck you
I mean the lobby hold on. Okay. Okay. Oh
Now we're to bully some friends. By the way, they get unbanned now, right?
That the I think so. I think it's only banned for the duration of that day. Um,
I gotta take a pee. I'll be right back. Well,
if I'm banned from the server with off every no, I think it's just for the one time that we're in there.
You're too locked in. You forgot
Molly's. Yeah, but Molly's don't
do anything. They do five damage.
They have 100 HP. So, five damage
isn't enough. The Molly's would
need to do like 25 damage or
something. Oh my god.
What does it sound like you have
like a workout or something?
Yeah, I don't think I've I've
heard. I have watched a lot of
burp peanut streams, but I don't
think I've ever seen anything
like this before. I've
of burp peanut streams but I don't think I've ever heard him sound like that
yeah that was insane you might need you might need a couple big macs to refuel you know
have you got the big arch yet mr. shroud no but I saw you I saw you devour too
I don't even know how it's possible they are the bomb I don't know what's in that needs
I don't know if it's a llama or monkey or whatever, but let me tell you that's it
I want to hop to get back I want to be the zombie I want back. I'm back. Okay. I want to cast down
I want to cast down upon four and the people
I want them to feel the pain we felt I want deep it's to be the only sound they hear when they go to sleep at night
You'll hunt them down
Alright, here we go. We're starting it back up. All you have to do is please bring back
Spectre Divide Trout. It's not my game. However, if it was, I would try some funky
stuff with that game. I have a couple ideas that could make that game really funky and
weird and quirky, but yeah, no, it's not my game. I do not own that game. I could
maybe buy it for far too much money.
Bro, that genre is dead.
Yeah, I have a couple ideas to make it funky, funky fun.
And I think Spectre's baseline is really, really strong.
But yeah, like, tax shooters are dead.
Big damn.
I don't care.
Okay, so we don't hit the tree.
I don't look like a zombie.
Yeah.
Okay, good.
I don't.
You feel like a zombie rat.
I always use not touch the tree and then let them win and it should mix up the lobby completely
At least that's what they told me. I'm fine
Let them win so they get the point yes, I'm touching the tree makes it so that all the teams are locked
Okay, don't touch a tree theoretically speaking. We should have a
Guys don't kill us. We're not gonna deploy
Not us get the objective
We have to touch it first. Yeah, maybe we touch it once and then yeah, okay
Okay, there we go. Okay. There we go. I'm super safe.
Where are you at?
These barrels take this many shots?
I'm coming up, I'm coming up, I'm coming up, I'm leaving.
Save food for me, Officer.
Officer, come out, they found us.
Officer, come out, they found us.
Officer, they found us, come out.
Guys up there, guys, Officer, they found us, come out.
I can't shoot through the open, man.
Get a wall.
I'm not getting good, man.
I'm getting good.
How'd you know that?
Oh, they got to get rid of barricades.
They could do stuff like this.
All right, let's see.
We'll meet the zombies.
All right, here we go.
Okay, okay, okay.
Now we're zombies?
Wait, I'm not a zombie.
Oh, okay.
I don't know how to make you zombies, man.
Raaah!
Let me just join him over there.
Let's just join him over there.
Yeah, that'll work.
Yeah, come on other zombies, let's get the point, come on boys, come on boys!
Let's get them, let's get them!
Ah, I'm gonna get this point!
This point is ours!
This point is ours!
Okay, I don't know how to be a zombie.
Tony, how do we be a zombie?
Oh, browse, don't hold.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
We're back out?
Yeah, let's back out, let's back out.
That's a good idea.
I'm trying to be zombies.
That's what we're trying to do here.
Just peanut have a shroud skin?
Yeah, he looks like me.
This is recovery period for me.
I'll be doing it all back in, and I'm going to join someone else's.
What about frag punk?
Oh, frag punk's not quirky enough.
As weird as it is, it needs to be even quirkier than frag punk.
It needs to be like almost a different genre entirely.
Okay, okay, are we gonna join?
Okay, they tried copying shell-socked peanut stream and they misspelled peanut
All right, okay, we're gonna do this one. We're gonna do this one. Let's do this thing. This is the thing you guys say with me. Yep
Now we'll see how hard it is to be a zombie or maybe easy could be easy could be oh, I'm a zombie. I'm a zombie
Hey, we're already at the next point! Where are we?
I don't know!
Oh, we got this!
Oh yeah, PotomZ! We're in professional foul!
I'm the number one!
You can see it on my shirt!
Oh my god, this is gonna be so easy!
Oh, I'm dead!
I'm surprised they made it this far!
I think your bungalow later's are just too good at being zombies is the problem
I
Where the bad thing
Okay, I'm good switch we down. Oh, have you guys got one yet? Yeah, I got to I
I think they're dead before they get over here.
Yeah, I'm gonna go spawn camp them.
Oh, I got one! I got one!
That was easy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
It's real easy, huh?
Is this the beginning or is this the very beginning?
Oh my god, where'd you go?
It's Dodge!
Dodge! Dodge!
oh it's all right the zombies got us we went in first peanut yeah yeah we
let them charge mm-hmm
they're not walk the point yeah you do it see
there's still one on it it's a there's one on it wait I don't know so we're
Did you already find out how to get on top of something up high?
This is what on it.
How's it going on?
What?
Where is he?
Two?
Where?
Oh, maybe on top of this thing?
Yeah!
Oh, I got him! I got him! I got him!
That was the one! That was the one!
Poor boy.
I
There's no capping it
I think each other's like wrapped the thing on the right side how we get up there
Killed me
right here right here yeah got him well not really i was there when he was
gone though so more out points
well what more i didn't keep going on those things
do you set the tech right there
you know way these guys figure out the tech before we
take that close i mean we we got this point easier so
just to be honest see if we use this tech like three of us up there one on
on the thing? We have this easy. Yeah! Two down, two down. Oh, we're building walls
up to this bottom place. Oh my god it works! It works! It works! Yeah!
Die bastard!
Fuck that, I don't have a good age.
Please, put that over here.
He's going get the waves get the way
I was just killing them in the first squad. Yeah, I don't think zombies should have barricades. This is hot. I don't know maybe
You fucker!
That guy's quick with it!
Holy shit!
What, what, what, what right here?
Got him!
I don't know how we train those other guys.
This guy's on his phone.
Why?!
I don't know.
I'm on fire.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah, we got it.
We're taking it.
We're taking it.
It's going down.
They're jumping.
They're jumping on the rafters.
Good thing.
I was there when he was killed.
It counts.
It counts.
It counts.
It counts.
It counts.
It counts.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
Get up.
I'm getting up there.
Come on boys, come on boys.
Get in there, get in there.
There's bottom, there's bottom, there's bottom.
He's right there.
Get him boys, get him.
Got him.
Please get in the way.
Don't wait.
Get him.
If they're downed in it, it still counts as being up.
Oh
This one going how's it going I think we're gonna win
Yeah, we're pulling this one guy, he can't get out.
I
Can't win but they can't
Oh wait.
Four kills to go out of four kills to eat ya!
Surely we win this at some point, right?
At some point it's not right.
They're getting away, they're getting away!
They're running, they're running!
I
Got the safety
I
Still went on somewhere. Oh
We're going red we're going red wait, where's this guy?
Where's this guy? Where's this guy? Where's this guy?
I'm here.
Oh, what a sick skill, Streager!
I haven't even died yet!
Uh.
He got it.
Dude.
Who was that you were saying?
We are.
He's right here.
Where's he going?
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here.
He's right here.
I don't know. How are we not? I don't know. It's insane. This is crazy. Oh, what? What's
getting away? Oh, they're mine. I was saying, what do you got killed the couch again? Another
I got another one. Two kills, three kills, three kills.
Oh, they're amongst us.
Impostors, Impostors.
Impostors, Impostors.
Impostors, Impostors, Impostors.
What? How did I kill them?
Damn.
God, I've got a few seconds.
What's on it? Right here, right here?
Dude, we're going to be here forever.
I
Guys what do we say about letting the catchers the one and then just kill on the next one
I have the first one they kind of just give to the guys, do you mean?
Got him four kills week four kills week
I don't know how to win
I think we I think I think Pino was right we let him take this
I think so because then we'll learn for sure when the next one
Yeah
Standing out right now. They're just running in circles
In case we're not letting them take it
Oh
We catch it we're catching it
Dead kills trigger
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
Okay, I should be allowed to take it.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
We're doing it somehow.
Oh, we're blind.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Becky, you little shit.
Oh!
Switch him down.
Oh, you switch him down, switch him down, and walk him down.
I have to walk him down.
Oh, come on.
11 kills three.
I will admit it.
Wait, what?
Your body in here.
Oh, okay, don't wait any longer, guys.
Are we winning?
Okay, I'm just kidding.
We're winning, we're winning, we're winning.
We're doing it, we're doing it.
We're doing it.
We're going for 12-gusting, 12-gusting, 12-gusting.
Hold on, this guy live.
Another one somewhere close.
Right here, right here, right here.
Nice, we're doing it.
Oh my god, we're going to win.
13-gusting, 13-gusting.
It's okay. It's got him one. Go to show
Upside you got caught you got caught. Okay
There's another guy
This is you I see him
No over progress
god oh my god I gotta be safe all her progress we can't force the rest of our
team to give it up you know if we don't produce maybe they lose oh yeah I'm dead
I said the landline I said the landline guys okay these guys are too bad to win
I'm gonna just spectate it and see what happens.
Okay, they're doing it. They're doing it. Now we win. Now we win. Now we win. We win this one.
Now we murder them. Now we murder them immediately.
They're not touching that point.
There's one going up the left side.
Up there.
This peanut ever played PUBG the stream sniping will be insane. I think he did play once and the stream sniping was
Insane, but they banned for stream sniping now. I believe so a lot of people just got banned
Okay, we're for sure winning this one
We're for sure winning this one right
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I got a few tall.
Look at the next one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I missed the job.
I don't know if we can make it.
I got a wall on top of a wall.
Oh.
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I don't think so.
How are they winning this one when they barely won the last one?
You guys just choose one to be terrible.
Selective mediocrity.
It's like the mediocrity that's right.
He's jumping around! He's jumping around!
Guys, we just form a wall in the middle that he can't cross.
Boom! Okay, that it way.
Oh, there's two more!
We're doing it! We're doing it!
Jesus Christ!
You flamed your own claymore? Is that a thing?
What? Who's been looking at me?
What?
There's this one again!
Oh, I missed.
There's no way to win this one. Are we so serious?
Are we so serious right now?
How is this possible?
Because we just want to win this one?
And then get another nice one?
We're winning though. We're winning. Hold on. Hold up. We're winning. We're winning.
What? We're winning. We're winning.
Oh
These guys are visible
They're mine. They're mine.
Not too much of a bit too much boy
Good doing now
Got another one two two two. We're doing a whole design
Oh
God damn it
Like I'm in purgatory
I'm not gonna tie these defense men. I'm missing they have
Yeah, you gotta put out a little bit in front of us
We're taking we're taking it okay, I'm
I
Do you think you'll be able to walk today? Yes, I
Was hoping we would just win this and I would get off, but we're not winning. It's just an infinite
infinite stalemate
Okay, I gotta go I can't I can't I can't I can't I
Was supposed to leave at six and it's 6 13 so
Crazy
this then no I have to go I have to go I've been I've been purgatory crazy
you wait no no no no you go until you win okay no this just found you got this
you got it. No, you stay right here till we win. No, no, no, I think I think I'm
lagging. I think I'm lagging out, baby. I'm lagging. Yeah, I got. That's an internet connection. Yeah, GG. GG. GG. GG.
Okay, I got to go though. I actually have to go. I have to actually go. That was the, we were just messing around with the portal mode that
Battlefield made for us. That was fun. It was it was a little unbalanced, but it's almost there
I need to get rid of the zombie barricades and maybe change some of the spawns a little bit
Make it so zombies can't parachute, but the problem is I don't know if they have that functionality
Like what I would love about portal is
What I love about the idea of Portal is you can truly customize Battlefield, but I feel
like they still, it's good, it's an improvement.
They've made it more customizable and more goofy, but I want more.
I want more and more and more.
I want to be able to almost change the entirety of the game.
But I'm curious if they'll ever give us that tooling.
I hope so.
But yeah, the game does have a free trial right now until like the 24th.
I think it has like a couple of four or five more days of free trial
But I'm sure most of you guys already own it who hasn't bought battlefield six like honestly
I feel like everyone has but in case you haven't I guess you can try the trial
But anyway, I have to go I had to go like 15 minutes ago, but I'm going now. So GG's. Thank you guys. Have a good night
Stay safe. I'll be on tomorrow. Have a good night. Goodbye. Oh seven. Good night