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I'm going to be honest, it might be a little too bright in my room.
I'm going to move something real.
That's better.
Not as great.
For me, yes.
What's up, Niner?
That hour you know how to blinds what do you mean? I wish I had a longer blanket than it would really
The blinds are gonna be like like maybe too much money, you know
It's like you could get cheap blinds for like
pennies, but there's no way I'm putting cheap blinds in
And I don't have enough money to buy expensive blinds
Is my audio stuttering... are you... wait... are you guys hearing audio stuttering on
the music?
Or is that just me?
I might need a re-kick, man, so...
You guys don't hear audio stuttering.
But you guys don't hear on your side right now.
Oh, we're good.
Man, that's fine.
Someone dropped those poor streamers and gives it subs so you could buy some black outlines.
Did you see the batch notes for Crimson Beather? I did not.
Music reminds me of Silo. I'm telling you.
What are the patch notes? They are.
Um, increased health for storage for food and items at a new storage.
Just as in keyboard and mouse.
Decrease QT difficulty in arm wrestling.
People really think arm wrestling was too hard.
What the fuck? Are we 12?
Change logings to trees to drop to basic swings without aiming first.
Reduce the number of hits required to lock trees.
Adjusted one palm.
Force palm is learned to- it's okay.
Reduce the time to acquire knowledge.
Okay, that's nice.
Sitting there and picking up a piece of paper and going
You learned how to create a pie that's nice
I find it so funny when the patch notes in a single-player game
Improved visuals of certain puzzles for clarity.
Lantern range for targeted clues.
Dammit at consumption.
Responsiveness of the speed of the interaction UI.
It's responsive to jump inputs.
Added the following shortcuts to open and close certain menus.
Inventory skills.
Journal map.
Okay, that's nice.
Getting escaped was so cringe.
And blocking better.
Lowered the difficulty of the ambush encounters triggered while heading to the redouble boss
stage. Adjusted attack patterns on
I'm a caroush.
Who the fuck is caroush?
Ah, I mean, ooh, yeah.
Scream Desert always gonna be single player. There's no way in hell this game is gonna
have people. That is just this. That is so much work. If they were to make the full experience
of criminal and prison desert like cooperative. I think that would make it a lot more fun,
but there's no way. You're talking years of work. For what? A game that already sold
its units? That's crazy.
But mods? So the nice part about this game and something that people forget is the game
has a nice canvas because it's fucking massive. Usually modders struggle to add
new content, something original. Modders make like quality of life, modders can
change little things here and there. I mean they could also do big things like
I'm multiplayer, don't get me wrong they could do that, but it's easier to add like
the little quality of life mods to a game that is already so huge. That's it.
I think this is a game that is going to be pretty good to own, like in the next five
years when it's on sale.
And there's a bazillion mods for it.
I think a lot of the tube.
I don't know.
all the ad haters.
Oh, new Daredevil.
New Daredevil season tomorrow.
We're getting a lot of new shows coming up.
New Daredevil season tomorrow.
Next week is...
What the fuck's next week?
There's something else. I'm a big TV show enjoyer.
Like, I watch a lot of TV shows, so I know there's a TV show coming out on April 6th.
I forgot what it was.
I don't know.
I have on music.
Star Wars, that's what it is.
Star Spawn, April 6th. Thank you.
Mark is sick.
Okay, I am watching Mark.
Sick is not the word that I would describe season two,
or just the show in general.
What's your favorite TV series?
Breaking Bad, I think.
Breaking Bad would be my number one. That show is
remarkable.
It's just incredible.
It's just incredible. It's so incredible.
That's like for a serious show though, you know, like there's tears to it and there's
there's categories to it in TV shows like I think Breaking Bad is like a really serious
show and in that like drama-filled show it's good but then there's other TV shows that
I really really enjoy in like different categories like comedies, actions like for example I
actually think for a comedy one of my favorite shows is the recent show that came out and
I don't think it's off season... Are we on season 2 or 3 now with Shrinking? I'm not sure.
Like that? Shrinking for comedy?
I'm not a huge comedy show guy. I only see a few.
But Shrinking is really good.
But yeah, and TV shows, just like movies, I feel like.
You have to put them in genres.
Shrinking makes me sad.
It's so fucking good.
The writing in that show is, it's their fuck, it's, I don't know, it's so close to perfect
and I don't know how to do it, it's like, it's crazy.
Okay.
Have you watched Nine of the Seven Kingdoms?
I haven't, no.
Is it worth watching?
Do you read YouTube chat, Shroud?
I do.
Is that a chapter of my own?
I think I'm on four or five or something.
I have no clue.
Apparently this game gets good at chapter six.
better than Game of Thrones, funny too. One of the best shows this year. Really? Wow.
That's high praise. Actually? Okay. Like Goofy Eyes.
Interesting. Nine of the Seven Kingdoms is really that good, huh?
I
I
Look so stupid oh
My god, but like what do you want for had okay on your guys?
Is if you guys watch a lot of twitch streams?
Have you seen anyone that looks as stupid as me or am I like the most stupid looking one? It's not my choice
It's just the best gear that I have
folks were really bad too
they
they
they'll strain
but they said they improved the responsiveness of jumping I don't really
know what that means
everyone was saying that the the responsiveness of fighting is like better
now but I don't see
of
the main
of the baby
But maybe I don't know
Wait, oh wait, I want to see the storage chest
Well, I gotta bleed bandits disguise. That's pretty useful
I want to see the storage chest real quick
So, I'm assuming the storage chest is in my tent?
Okay.
Was that it?
Is this it?
Did they just make the drop system, the storage system too?
Was that there?
Yeah, that's what they did.
Well, we could put all of our vices away.
Cutting edge stuff.
I wanted to see... dude, I actually don't even... I don't even know what to like... I don't even know what to get rid of, but I wanted to see something.
So I have this pot now and I think this guy I'll keep it safe. Yeah, I gotta recover items
I get these I get these rocks here, right?
Where do they go trains that bring me our core casket seal I wanted to understand what this was
Oh, I should definitely put this attack speed in something in one of my pieces of gear.
Gloves and footwear.
Get rid of health, I've read 0.1, 2 seconds in the reads, delete that.
Anyway, what the fuck did I just do?
Is it in here?
Oh, it goes in here.
Okay, so what the fuck is the point of the cuckoo pot bag?
I could put rocks in here.
Why?
why I just love organizing and sorting out everything I can stay sharp I have no
clue why I could put rocks in there
look at those carls request medium bag holy shit that storage hold on what is
So does Carl what?
Give me this fetch quest baby!
Nothing like a medium bag!
I trust you'll get them there safely.
Aye.
Oh, there you are.
I think you'll want to hear this.
I've caught wind of a group of grey-maned survivors.
It's a bit far out, but I think it's worth it.
I'll handle it.
their location on your map. I'm not sure who they are or how many there are from the information
I've gathered. Oh, you're so wet. I'm surprised to hear we're getting the gray man. W rain,
dev, W wet, dev. We better hurry before they start moving.
I cannot wait to actually look cool, but at the same time, I feel like I got some more.
When I walk into town, people see me, you know?
Well, just the one I was looking for. I have a job for you. I hear bandits have been harassing
the apothecary lately. If we step in to help, we're sure to build a good relationship with
them. And helping people will also send more work our way. Go to the apothecary, learn what
You can about those bandits and tell them to send word to us if they show their faces
There's no one better than me when it comes to managing folk. Okay, so I still don't really know the point of this
Mission dispatch a lot of things dispatch. I'm assuming I just get
Oh my god, you need so much of this shit.
I don't quite...
I get a lot of money for this 1.9k is that 19 silver or wait 1.9k is that 190 silver
He's pretty good.
I'll have these two go.
Oh, it's 19 silver.
Yeah, I don't really fully get this.
Oh, this is a lot of money, but you'll get a lot of...
There's also a lot of money, but you'll get a lot of food.
This seems interesting, this mission system.
I think it could be actually pretty cool if it starts to get a little more elaborate.
Like, you could find some pretty unique stuff from this.
I don't know, though.
I don't know much about it, but it seems kinda cool.
Anyway, we need to farm up, I guess.
I wish I knew more that were that easy. Maybe the shield ones?
I need food. Can I bring? Like, how do I get my guy's food?
Oh, it's weak. Talk to me whenever you need to.
Give them food? Hmm?
Oh! You got any good treating goods?
Yo Mike, have you found the helmet of knowledge?
Uh, I found the vision helmet.
I- I could dump these goods in here, and I don't know what they do.
Package, trade goods, and all this shit.
I just don't really know what-
I always make sure nothing goes missing.
Why do the map markers look different?
I feel like I don't remember seeing these, like, tags.
Oh, see, that's how I remember seeing it, like, hit in a way until I hover over it.
Like, a weird, you know, like, hide it.
I really like the bosses in this game and the difficulty of some of them.
I feel like I think they do a good job in this game of like mob clear, like clearing a bunch of bandits and just like AoE clearing them and shit.
I think the actual 1v1s and the bosses so far is like one of its least interesting combat.
Because they have these hits that are essentially just like chain CCs.
And you just have to sit there and spam food while you're in a chain CC.
And I feel like that is kind of a flaw.
Every boss fight has had like a combo they put you in, and then you just spam food.
Which is so weird.
Like you'd think like a combo would fuck you up and then you could eat food after.
Not like during it, but like if you fuck up, or if the boss whatever just puts you in a combo,
you might not even fuck up, it might just be impossible to dodge a combo.
You just spam food that part's a little weird to me, but I like to think of it
I think of it as Skyrim or something where you're just spamming bread in a in a fight with a
Fucking skeleton or something or dragon
Good that more than covers the losses
Release your friend
It's about fucking time.
What?
You're looking to be made a eunuch.
Now fucks sake you mad buster.
Shut it and walk.
Why?
I did nothing wrong.
I'll take him with me.
Aye.
He's all yours.
So why exactly did you cause a scene in the arena?
Did I ever play Elden Ring? Yeah. That game, that game's fun.
The only thing I don't like about Elden Ring is that it's all burnclaw, okay.
Oh wait, are we getting on my horse? Oh shit, okay.
Yeah, my fucking horse, man! Yeah, Elden Ring's good. It's just, um, there's a couple
flaws there, but that is like a really good game.
It's like, it's one of the closer games to being like,
in my opinion, Eldering is one of the closer games to a Tana's end.
One of the closest single-player-wise.
It doesn't get there because it runs like shit and kind of looks a little stinky,
and then the controls are a little stinky, but...
still really good that's like hell the drinks probably my highest rated
single-player game
like if the devs can make another game similar to all the ring but actually run
good that would go a really long way
oh you know how she is starts bragging and never stops
oh she heard about this archery contest oh they nerfed this gonna day
Aw man, I wanted to see the hard version.
They nerfed the archery challenge.
Over Black Myth for you? What, Elden Ring?
Yeah, but Black Myth Wukong was close.
What why black with myth wukong like it was a good game but why it won't ever be as good as Elden Ring is because it's just not open
Elden Ring you could truly do whatever the heck you wanted, you know and black myth we're on rails
It was a great on rails experience. It was very it was very it was very very good
but
Yeah, I cater to more open-world games than linear games. I think linear games are kind
of boring to me, where you're just following one set path and you have no freedom.
Hey, yeah!
If I ever play a linear game that's longer than, like, 30 hours, there's some serious
problems. I feel like no linear game should ever be that long, because you just lose so
much interest because you have no freedom. Luckily, Black Meku Kong was in that range.
Like it was getting to the point where it was almost too big, but it wasn't.
That iron? Hold on. Game will look better if streamed at 2k? Not on which is bit rate,
so it's not gonna matter. Which is bit rate, it literally will look the exact same. Unfortunately,
worse. Hey.
Don't mind me, I'm just modding.
you got a hand drill? Yeah, it gives me a 10% chance of getting an extra node. And I'm
trying to hopefully get some, like, if I'm lucky I'll get some abyss, some abyss sockets.
And the Abyssal gets a little, um, maybe give me more mining?
Can I hit that?
So usually they spin out one node, but every now and then they just drop two.
I might upgrade my weapons.
I feel like my weapons are insane.
Like actually insane.
I have some bloodstone, which is what I need for the next part.
Just auto hops on, okay.
It's a little mining detour, don't mind me.
Yep, that's fine, it's water right now.
Oh god, I'm stuck.
Oh god, I'm stuck. Okay, we're good.
I still don't know what they did for the responsiveness of the game. They said like...
It should feel better.
I couldn't even do it if I tried.
It was only one time.
I have to bang it up in the face with his own arrow.
Truly an art form.
Then what's happening here?
Help me out here, Clef.
She's still laughing.
Get a load of this.
There was an archery contest at Lioncrest Manor yesterday.
Just go.
Everyone loses the same arrows.
Yeah, only your shots sell off like leaves in a gale.
One might think you've found a wing to boast in.
That's enough. I'll win the extinuous. I leave it be.
Bold words. Sure you can back them?
Of course, Cliff. They're coming down.
That apple's way too big. Won't they grow big apples here man?
man. Is that too far-finished?
Hi. That's my witness.
Hi.
I'll put an end to that tongue-wagging.
Just don't let them see you crying when you lose.
Andre, keep an eye out. Busy for a better.
Bradley, take your time coming back.
So can you play through most of this game as Cliff?
Or do you NEED to play the other characters?
Or are the other characters strictly there just for like...
variety?
Apparently at some point you need to switch?
Okay.
Well like I'm just wondering if this campaign the stories cliff story all the way through?
I know there's stories for the other characters they all have.
I've seen tons of their stories around I've never done them.
What's keeping you?
I mean, what's keeping you?
Let's go!
I know if I can get one, she'll shatter him out for good.
No proper duel wouldn't be the worst idea.
You know, that's not bad.
Yeah, we can settle it when we get back.
Prove that I'm the better warrior.
of
the
she's always been like this
she's just like you on
who else would come with her boss
but first I need to name this in the bud
Yeah, they're mad.
Just this one. See, you're the best archer of any of us.
So that's what this is about.
That's a good thing they nerfed this, I guess.
But how long did this yell hard it was?
Everyone said it was so hard.
The archery thing.
Ha ha ha.
Fine.
Dude, they were like aimbots. Yeah, I wanted to see it, but whatever. It probably makes
sense that the main story archery contest. This reminds me of the Hogwarts Legacy fucking
when you were doing like, you were doing a little mini-game challenge and it was fucking
bonkers with a curling one or whatever
Okay
Why is everything so blurry foliage baby foliage
You look like you could hold your own.
Are you doing the controls?
I don't really mind.
They're not that hard.
How come I can't shoot?
Uh...
No.
I was like, very confused.
Yo, hello? Are you gonna shoot?
That was happening.
Why is it so delayed?
What's- Hello?
What's going on here?
I don't know why it's so delayed on the left, but it shoots!
it doesn't shoot
is this normal? am I...
is my bow not supposed to shoot when I left click? I'm confused
mine didn't shoot either, yeah I don't know what to do it just my bow is just not shooting
Now it's shooting. It's shooting fine now.
I think I know why, actually, because this game has problems with tapping left click.
I think when you're shooting the bow, you need to click and hold.
I think if you just click, it's not enough. It has to be a click and hold.
That's probably what's happening.
Damn, nice shot!
Yeah, apparently the shit was like nuclear.
It was so hard.
Damn, nice shot!
I'm doing this for the achievement or whatever the heck it is, the challenge.
Did I do it?
Okay, I think you normally do one more.
I do one more.
I never know if there's a champion in these, you know?
Okay, so I don't think there's a champion.
Both mess.
Yo!
I do it today was that my quest or was that it was that not even my class
I
Knew you can do it right there. Let's go and glow dinner a smug little piece
Oh, um, hold on. Kyle did say we were running low on coin. Why are we here?
Damn you look fucking stupid. Why are you giving me the tone?
Peacock!
I, uh, I'd go with you, but, uh, I've got a good deal of glory to give you.
I look like a peacock.
I'll leave you to it.
bulging copper out
there's this quest goes further count roberts one
I should have just ran, I don't know why I'm fast traveling
he won't give up that silly hat, I don't have a choice, I don't have anything better
I mean I could just buy like a random helmet or something but then I would look weird
Like, I actually kinda look good.
Like, you can't just have like a plate helmet on top of what I'm wearing right now.
It's just like, I feel like a- I look like a noble.
You know?
Royalty.
I wanted to go here to...
...sell.
Blade is to a warrior while a ship goes to its captain.
I wanted to keep this bandit this guy's in case I needed it, but...
I hate that I can't get rid of these papers.
I really bothers me.
Oh wait, did I not learn this book?
Wait, is this the wrong book? I think I just opened the wrong book.
Uh, yeah, fun book.
Oh, Alastair, my goat!
I haven't seen this guy in forever.
I want to progress the abyss, so please.
Uh, was that here?
I think you can throw him away?
You can't, so they just take up space.
Scholastone Institute, I don't know what to play and follow for.
This one you can get rid of, luckily.
Some of them you can't.
I'm going to look at this one, hopefully I can get rid of this one.
That one I might be able to get rid of.
All of these, for example, I can't get rid of.
So the only way I can get rid of them is by actually doing the bounty.
So I fucked up.
I didn't know that they took up space.
These I can't get rid of either for some reason.
I think it's because I haven't done the quest.
So I need it.
Like they're basically like taking up inventory space because they're quest.
Which fucking kills me.
I'm not gonna lie, but that's how it works.
I'm gonna get rid of these symbols.
Alright.
Did you check the new storage they added?
I did.
Okay, so I have bloodstones.
I'm fucking I'm literally yoked. Hi my character is yoked. I'm telling you for this stage of the game
my aim so you and now I'll be able to upgrade my rings and shit because I got
I hunted a bunch of animals and remember I did
You're very strong for this early.
Yeah, I just have good gear and a lot of refinements.
I have a problem when I play games like this, where I really want my gear to be at a good stage, for no reason.
Like, I just enjoy that art.
Isn't it this artifact?
Bro, I'm gonna- if I make this?
No, I can't. That's too much.
Too much yod.
I
You gotta get another helmet, the peacock ain't it.
Wow.
What the heck?
I don't think I should use my biz artifact for this, but it is a really big upgrade.
It's 3 defense.
I fucked it.
I'm not upgrading my helmet because I know how much you guys hate it, so I'm gonna get
rid of it whenever I can.
Might play test the horror that's master
you're looking
Good choice
Like I like I said I couldn't replace it with this helmet, but I don't want to
Because then I just feel like the drip's gone, you know
True step my forge never rests come back soon. Oh, let me sell some of these notes
It blades to a warrior, while a ship is to its captain.
I wonder if I should put away in my storage all of my, like, upgrading materials like horns and hides and bones and all that bullshit.
Let me forge you. Remember me when your play grows dull.
Let's see. I'm just so geared. I'm so geared for the state of the game. I'm telling you. I'm so strong.
I am telling you.
Look at it. The color of sunset.
Is it the fence here?
A joker?
You think this junk's worth coin?
I asked for luxury goods not youth trash.
You think we're running a bloody warehouse here?
Are you the fence?
The free sword.
Which corpse did you pick clean?
Let's have a look.
I'm not here to sell. Just picking up something.
You say you left something with me, don't feed me lies.
It's a fake.
The alchemist's belongings.
Oh, you mean what Master are loosed and left with us?
Ah, right. Just a moment.
You! Out! Go on!
Get some sun! Get some fresh air!
Oh, yay, more inventory space, come on!
love that at least it's just one uniform that's good
I want to see my stats really quick I'm curious
I'm not gonna take my weapon all right 34 34 36
Good
Um
I might have to do this quest just for the bag for inventory space. I don't want to but fuck me. I need space
Oh, fuck off.
Fuck off.
That was my first crime.
You know I could do that.
Every way you look, saddles are all the same.
That's not the kind of work I aim to do.
I'm set on making a saddle so striking.
It'll draw every eye the moment it's on the horse.
I did, yeah.
Earlier, by the river, I saw fish shimmering in the sea.
I actually owned Dragon's Dogma twice.
And it struck me.
How marvelous!
I owned it on two different sewers.
To fashion a saddle from their shimmering scales.
There's a spare fishing rod here.
Think you could catch me some mm-hmm bring me some fish with large dazzling scales
All right wire a tense
Why am I walking slow back here with having
Always happy to meet folk with a sincere love
Oh, you could do horse stuff here.
Fine horse.
I don't know.
Would you like some advice on horse care?
Wait, your horses have levels to fuck?
Ah!
Your horse will receive the best.
See you again soon.
Alright, I need to acquire a triton, it said, for this quest.
Acquire a triton.
A tench.
Close.
That was... real close.
Uh, where is it?
Down here.
I could probably just pick one up with my hands watch this shit look at my hands can
do bang done
I didn't pick that up at the beginning of the game.
That's not red shit.
Was that bloodstone?
That was bloodstone.
Detour.
Oh, darn it.
I don't know what the darn it is.
I'm still gonna mine it though.
If I can.
Oh, darn it. I don't know what darn it is. I'm still gonna mine it though. If I can, I probably can't actually.
Where do you see yourself in ten years? Uh, doing the same thing I'm doing right now.
That's where I see myself.
Oh, I can't find it.
Garnet.
Not sure what that's for yet, but...
Gosh, Garnet.
Alright, hopefully that's it, I'm not just getting a medium bag.
Only in 10 years we'll have some new breakthrough genre of video games.
Genre?
Maybe.
I mean, we're for sure going to have breakthroughs in everything, dude.
The next 10 years?
Oh yeah.
Wait, I have to go... wait, where do I turn to this point?
Wait, did I already finish?
Am I just getting that fish?
I think that's all I needed.
I think my inventory space went up.
Alright.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So we go main, I guess.
Oh, I know, here it is.
Handed over.
Hold on.
I gotta...
I'm hosting a new bar for open world in terms of interactivity and scale.
Um, I kind of, I don't know if I fully, I don't think it sets a new bar.
I think it, I think it might set the bar on scale because it is pretty big, but I don't
that interactivity geese
you'll give me my medium bag thanks to you this saddle will be something truly
special. I'll make a saddle worthy of your horse when you visit next.
I have more. I'm good. How much inventory space is a
media bag it's three it's gonna cook some food I'll clean up some my space
have a great day King I'll see you when you're free of the sponsorship yep
Yep, see ya. See ya later. That guy's gonna be really upset. I might make 36 grilled meat.
I think that seems pretty efficient.
Oh, it's gonna clean up my space a lot.
I thought about playing cyberpunk again recently.
That was fun.
We played watchlocks 3, Legion? Yeah.
Dude, I was a huge Watch Dogs 1 fan. Oh my god. I was a turbo nerd. I think it came on in high school.
Um...
And I got, um...
The Aiden Pierce outfit.
Like, Ubisoft had an outfit on their store for the whole fit.
God, I looked so lame.
But I did own it.
I don't have it anymore, though.
I'm just making this basic shit,
and I'm gonna have a lot of basic food,
and then I could just spam it, because...
Watched so X2 was way better than one.
Uh...
I think it was better, yeah?
I agree.
I don't know, way better, but I think it was better.
Watch Dogs 3 was still...
I don't know, Watch Dogs 3 was a bit of a miss, but it was still...
I had my fun.
I
Clean up my space a lot
It and slots. Oh look at all that meat yummy yummy meat
Oh, I'm so set for life.
I have literally, how much meat was that, by the way, that was 80 plus this 90, 90
pieces of meat, 10 battered fish, or 12 battered fish.
I have like over 100 pieces of food.
That's pretty good.
I think I could relax on the food now, I think.
All right, we gotta go to Scala Stone?
Holy fuck, that's far.
All right.
All right.
Watchdog's online bounty mode was awesome, literally hacking other players and hiding
in plain sight, good times.
I felt like Ubisoft made some pretty interesting game modes with some of their older titles,
and then they just kind of stopped because it didn't work.
But it was definitely interesting, like, the Assassin's Creed multiplayer modes, the Watchdog multiplayer modes, they were definitely unique, the DZ in the division was pretty cool.
Another mode that I thought was really interesting was in the Wildlands Ghost Recon game.
That was a really interesting format of like a PvP 5v5 TAC shooter, but it just never stuck any of them.
them and then also the the splinter cell the splinter cell multiplayer games are
pretty cool they're unique but yeah once again they just never they never
stuck Ubisoft has tried so many I feel like that's why they ended up going down
the formula of like let's just repeat our same games and just like change the
style of them a little bit because they tried in the past to do unique shit
And then it never stuck so then they were like, I don't know. Let's just copy-paste everything. Fuck it.
And then that did work for a little bit.
I think it still can work.
You think Watch Dogs 4 might come or they stop completely? I'm not sure.
I hope so.
Watch Dogs is cool.
I'm gonna kill these deer.
I'm gonna try to kill these deer.
I can't see, I literally can't see, I don't really know where they went.
That's fine.
Here you go.
There's...
Come here.
Is that an overkill?
Or what?
I wasn't even a deer.
What did I just kill?
Let it go?
Get fucked.
or what I wasn't even a deer what I just kill let it go yeah fucked
I mean, who needs to iterate when cod, BF, and NBA sells quadrillions every year?
I mean, even that formula is starting to not work as much.
We might be slowly starting to get into that arc of trying to expand and make new genres
and new games.
There's always like arcs of discovery and then arcs of copy-paste, you know what I'm
saying?
Oh!
Big kill!
Big kill!
Big kill!
Oh yeah!
I love killing deer.
I feel like four.
Oh, yeah, I love killing deer. I feel like four. I love it because like I like to
prep these materials in case I ever get an upi and then I could just like
instantly get some upgrades and it gives me some meat which is pretty cool.
I have way too much food anyway. I need to eat more. Food is so easy to make and I
just don't eat enough in-game and out-of-game to be honest. What's this?
Yes. What now? Can I open this? This seems like I'm gonna go here for the main
quest. I'm trying to make it spin.
Was doing anything?
Um, no.
He does nothing.
I don't think I could do anything with this yet.
Can I?
I don't think so.
I'm telling you this seems like this seems like something that seems like
the quest related I don't think I could do anything here I'm wrong I'm wrong
so dark dude
I can't reach, I can totally see where I'm going, I'm just, I could be on the road and
I'm not. All good though.
The bloat have all this magic in this world and not be a magic user.
I did think when I was gonna load up in this game, I thought there'd be more magic for sure.
Like video magic classes are sick, and you don't really have that. It makes me a little sad.
I'm always a mage kind of guy.
Maybe.
find a way and I'm supposed to wear the outfit no oh remember all those times
you're like just punch it try just punch it I didn't have the capability to do
that. I wasn't strong enough. Now I can just punch it.
Like I couldn't do that before.
You always had it? No.
Why are you just turning around?
I like this.
Oh, I need to wear the outfit, I think that would make sense
Let me in and walk through the wall now. No, I need a break. Why am I dying? Why am I dying? Why am I dying?
What the fuck is happening?
I'm in!
I don't like this boss anymore.
Yeah, I never had this ability before.
I have it now though.
I have quit something else as my meat. Yes, I can I don't want to waste my oh
Wait, this is just grains now whatever here's I thought this was my special stuff. Oh
You take damage when you stand on it. Oh, I see
Wait, so all those walls that I saw before, at the beginning of the game that I said I
couldn't get through and you guys were like, just punch it?
Now that I have this ability, I can go back there and there might be an invisible, like
it might be an invisible wall for a cave?
Because I saw a few.
That's cool.
There was one at the beginning of the game, there was two at the beginning of the game, actually.
Such... perhaps our curiosity is Solomon's will as well.
Pardon me.
I don't believe we've met.
Where might I find the Dean?
The Dean? You certainly don't waste any time.
The Dean good. I needed a moment to clear my head come along then I'll show you how to get there
You can pocket that ball did someone put in a good word for you
Not my pocket all outsiders make it past the game
Something like that
In the old days none was set foot here without permission
innovation. Times have surely changed. Why is this place heaven? History has proven has
it not? All innovation is doomed to be walked by wicked hands. The deal hid this place to
Keep it safe
Refunds are available due to undisclosed AI art. Yeah, it was disclosed now
Now it's disclosed, so I don't know if you can still refund that but I think you probably could
If you bought it before they disclosed it now that it's disclosed if you bought it
I don't I don't think you could refund anymore, but
Imagine forgetting you, AI. I mean, I guess this game's been in development forever.
Isn't there supposed to be a disclosure on Steam? Yeah, there's one now.
since they forgot, apparently.
I mean, it doesn't really matter the whole AI art, AI this, AI that, like, the disclosed
AI, undisclosed, it doesn't matter, everything's going to use it at some point.
We're in a phase right now where people are being like, I don't know, for some reason
like, weird about it, but in the next three years, like, it's all going to have it, like,
Why are we wasting our energy being so pissed about it right now?
Like it's gonna happen no matter what.
Like we have NVIDIA making fucking uplifts using AI, like it's guys, it doesn't matter.
fuck no matter what I mean that's not a good that's not a bad thing actually I
think it's actually a good thing but
what do you sell give me your bag you're in the right spot need anything else
Putt.
My jerky goes hard.
Easy 120s.
I don't need any more food though.
Like I just don't.
Alright, let me go get those balls.
Wait, so can I go in here?
I believe you're not that shallow, Mr. Shroud, but with AI, no, that's it, I'm just not.
I'm just a logical person.
i know that there's no point
i know that there's no point of
wasting energy on something that's gonna happen no matter what you know what i'm saying
can't break this?
my views and my reasoning and my logic or whatever
my opinions everything it's all logic based
Everything
That's how I function as a human
My moral compass I come my hit my my compasses logic
Okay, let me get these let me get these things. Oh, they might be gone now. I
Think they'd be spawned
Yeah, they did
uh... okay
that compass might be broken little bro, no shot
logic is the best compass always
no shot
The shots!
Logic is the most unbiased compass of all time, you know what I mean?
No motion.
Just Logic.
How did I get back on my horse?
of
the
I'm not sure
We must find the cause and quickly
My now are not a sub not a true friend
I'm a subs or
Honestly, I think he's I think he's a true friend because he's not so I am the dean of this institute
There's still a student myself
myself. My work is to study the world beyond, down to this one. What is it that brings you
here? A lost, incensed, strange energy, and asked me to look into it. I understand his
concern. We pursue knowledge beyond this world. To seek the unknown is to invite unforeseen
Yeah, I wish I could grow a beard like that. Oh my god.
Actually, no, beards are fucking gross. I feel like people who got beards like that are nasty. I take that back.
Because they could never be clean. They'll always be dirty.
be off. Chaos is on the horizon. We must arm ourselves appropriately with knowledge.
I mean you could shower but like there's like three hours later your beard's fucked.
What are these little stones? I've noticed this on some POIs. They have these little
3, 3, 2, and then this one over here, 3, 3, 2, and it's laid out all weird.
Like what does this mean?
I had no clue what that means.
They don't all have that.
Well, they actually kind of do.
This one has one.
I don't know how many.
research follow the dean I'm coming
There is a scholar I wish you to meet.
He stands at the forefront of abyssal research, a most brilliant mind.
Not everyone can reach the abyss.
Most cannot hope to cross the threshold.
you set foot in the abyss? I have. Few can claim that distinction. Tell me, what was
it like? Since the AI art the chat has gone off the rails. Strange energy. Have they?
Yeah, as I suspect. I think people have gone off the rails, haven't they? Yeah, this seems
governed by principles only unlike those of our world many scholars here as a
story so far any better
uh no but that's not what i'm hoping for i know the story is not gonna get better
i'm hoping for just having more interesting missions which that did
happen the more the missions did get more interesting the first two chapters
is the most ass thing i've ever seen chapter three was pretty cool
This chapter 4 I think was okay.
Is this 5? I think I'm chapter 5. I don't know.
I don't know the fuck I am.
Almost 4?
I'm still on 4. I'm not on 4 forever.
We're here Octavius, we have a guest, the Greyman sent by Alustin come to aid you in your work.
He doesn't strike me as a scholar.
Perhaps not, but unlike us, he has touched the abyss.
If you could just give us a moment tomorrow at this very spot
I shall open the path to the abyss you can have a hand in it so long as you don't get in my way
Don't mind him. I look like a scholar. I'm a character of your help
Wait for the right time
Uh, how do I do that again?
Escape?
Mission canceled.
Huh?
What do you mean, why?
Mission canceled?
What the fuck do you mean, mission can- why?
I
At least get paid I can't get a mission from here
Now then shall we begin I
I have spent countless days in torment. Anomalies caused by my failed experiment brought ruin
to us of the town. I was wracked with shame and guilt, but my pride would not let me abandon
my work okay here we go so today I shall prove my research now let us begin Octavius
dr. Ock activate the lock device switch underground okay just expects me to know
where that is that's fine hold on what's that guys
you should have sent me the hello you should have sent me out earlier you had
this big boy a bell hold on you're in this
you need pardon me excuse me and perform at the moment
is it here like?
control ass quest.
what the hell is this?
Oh, fuck my ass.
Uh...
Am I supposed to know, or...
Do you like some...
You know, I'm just gonna hit buttons.
We're gonna hit.
This one looks good.
Oh, I see it's one of these, okay.
Oh my god.
Don't worry, I got this shit.
I'm a professional.
I'll do it.
I'm a puzzle master, what can I say?
Is that what I do?
Which is apparently everything.
Well, insert the batteries as soon as I figure out where the batteries are.
Are they like, up upstairs?
I don't see a single fucking battery, gentlemen.
Might be upstairs.
Maybe they're over here.
Hold on.
There's no way I have to walk him from here, okay, I was going to say, it's just so far
far away.
Oh, there they are.
Is that, is that a banner?
Is that a battery?
I mean, I guess?
Oh are they?
Is this one battery?
Is this a battery?
No.
There's another one there, hold on.
in Breath of the Wild.
Alright, where are the others?
I don't really know where to put them yet, but that's a thing.
Do I put them up here?
I think I'll put them probably somewhere down there.
Where's the fourth one?
I've seen three awkward they're all waiting they're all waiting awkward
I was just trying to set them up so I could move them down.
Wait, why are you saying no?
Oh, you guys just think of here?
That might make sense actually.
On this little square.
That's not where they go.
Oh, they go in here?
Bro.
Get in there!
Why are they making me do this?
The the cubes were right there guys. You guys could have done this yourself.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's happening?
He's hard to see.
Am I only playing this for the sponsor?
I'ma be honest, I don't think they...
I don't think they could be sponsoring anybody right now.
And their stock's fucking tank...
Hard?
I don't know if they got it like that.
Actually, you know what?
They probably do.
This game probably sold a couple millies.
They probably got it like that.
2-3 nose?
Minus 30%?
It's so weird, isn't it?
Yeah, cause it's mad weird.
You see like a stock tank because of a poor game launch?
And it's not even like that poor, it's like...
It's like...
You know, it's still pretty good.
This is kind of like a...
I think this is like a high guard situation, you know what I'm saying?
Community expectations?
I don't know what to do with this.
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know what to do with this.
I don't know if I'll just do that, I think that's what's a wait.
Alright, it's Doctor Ock man, this is the Spider-Man reference.
I don't think it's a coincidence that that guy's name was Octavius, all I'm saying.
Oh, the black spirits!
of
I
Watch
What my little deer
Oh
Oh, sure. Oh, that's fine.
You got it, boss.
You have to fly. I hear you.
Oh, my...
Hey, man.
Bro. What?
The dog shit is this
Come on
Don't worry, we'll get there lowly but surely come here come here. Oh my god. Come here
Come here. Oh my god
Hey
You like Jill?
All right.
Can I do this, Jill?
What the fuck?
Who's this?
Don't worry, I still got a bazillion food.
bazillion food we're at
hell yeah
I don't worry I'll get him
don't you worry
Oh, oh, oh my god.
Don't worry.
I'll get him.
Here we go.
Oh!
Oh, so close.
All right.
Oh, yep, yep, yep.
Hold on.
Yep, one sec.
One sec, chill.
And...
Holy fuck, that was bad.
At least it was fast.
Had I not granted him permission, I am to blame for all of this
What are Octavius?
swallowed by the void
Consequence of the experiment
Just now there was some occurrence at the spire of the stars
Could you go and investigate?
No, I don't think that was a boss. I think it was just a
It's just a fun little flavor bit, pain in the artifact.
This?
Keeps the other one on.
Now this Jankfest is game of the year but Marathon sucks, people just want to see you
game to die.
I don't think anyone's saying this game's a game of the year.
I don't think there's a single person that's saying this game's a game of the year, bro.
I think that's just you.
And, you know, I mean, you're not saying it, but you know what I mean.
This is cool. Hogwarts Legacy style.
Books!
Books!
Thank you.
I don't know what these books do, but I'm going to read them.
Bang!
The greatest weapon is a blooper for a helmet masterwork of, like, abyssal technology documents.
Yeah, but I have a jab at the greatest weapon. Okay, sure.
Hey, maybe I can get a new helmet.
There's beam of light.
I don't even know where I'm supposed to be.
Whoa!
Like up there?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I want to know what's up there.
Oh, nothing.
There's nothing up there.
All right, boy, there's a question mark.
What's the scale on?
My ways are for those who have proven themselves.
Oh, wait.
This hat owns.
How does this hat have four defense?
Hello?
Wait, these boots kind of own two.
Oh, because they're already tier three.
already like refined I see that makes sense you think I look cooler with this
hat I'll take a picture
Oh, this requires their currency, I see, that's why it's so good, wait that's trippy.
Your service is always appreciated.
Thank you for all the honest opinions, way of what.
If someone was asking you for it, it was like Elbinaring.
Oh, this was the thing that you were talking about.
nine the hell of knowledge I got fucking Bethesda helmet no fucking clue how it
and
it's a mystery
of the
There you go. That looked pretty cool.
Just scroll here somewhere. I just don't know where.
Dude, I'm lost.
I'm just trying to figure out how to get there.
Uhhh... Up?
I'm quite high up dude. How did I even get here? I don't even remember getting here
Sorry, what am I lost again? I might be lost again. I don't know. That seems right. Oh,
This looks like dude.
Holy shit.
Dragonborn.
about to meet some graybeards, that's for sure.
I went from doing the Skyrim where the graybeards are.
Yep.
Oh my, I think I look even.
even more dumb. I miss my feather hat already.
This is for sure a puzzle.
station. I have to hang off of these and punch them. In what order? Who knows.
Okay. Oh, I can do this.
Okay, I don't punch them.
Oh, I insert.
Oh, I need something.
Okay.
I'll punch these.
Okay.
Nothing here, it got yoinked.
these real quick. Maybe they give me.
Not only this game uses Gen AI, it makes it less impressive. I mean, I don't have any skin in the game, but it makes you feel any better.
any better it was just for some random paintings and a sign I don't know if that
makes you feel any better though
I punch this now oh I know I never punch it I'm stupid I put the cube in
Oh, I see what I'm doing.
But how do I control...
How do I control how high?
Like, how do I make this only go up a smidge? Not to the top.
Just see what happens.
I mean, I'm not sure if it's a good idea or not, but I think it's a good idea to go
I mean, as right as it's gonna get, no?
I think I have to put the stone in, and then Bransley bottom.
Hell yeah.
Isn't it interesting how the brain works?
Like, I bet you there's some people that were like, giga stumped instantly, and it took
them like a second, and they're like, oh.
And then there's people like me who like, just turn insane in every puzzle.
No, I'm kidding, but it's interesting how, like, I could look at a puzzle and it could
be the easiest puzzle to you.
And then vice versa, right?
Look at another puzzle, and I'm like, what the fuck is going on?
And you guys are like, bro, just do the thing.
I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?
It's funny.
Those are weird.
of
Take me.
Take me!
Take me!
Octavius! He's alive!
Should I still need to wear my uniform? Can I wear my armor?
Let's see.
Stop him, Terran Carpenter!
Octavius!
What's happening here?
Playpoint.
Is he doing something?
I don't care.
Oh, it's scary.
Maybe I just fly across.
Pretty simple.
Maybe?
Yeah.
It's cold up here.
I don't like that.
I don't like that one bit.
Now what?
Oh, it'll fall.
Please don't fall.
Uh, will this make this lift go?
No.
Can I- oh.
Really?
What are you doing?
What are you, dude?
Please.
Okay.
Am I not even going to have enough stamina to get back?
There's no...
Fuck, do I get back up?
Please let me up.
Oh, thank god.
I'm too cold that's not good I don't clear this I need to get warm
I'm going to have this honey tea and that you know
Yeah, I don't have the triple jump ability.
That's okay though.
cold again? That lasted fucking 30 seconds. I'm not going to be able to clear this. I'm
I'll have some more tea.
Hell yeah.
Just a puzzle king.
Don't mind me.
The boss fight?
Oh fuck.
What?
Oh, we're gone.
No, man.
What?
Oh, we're gone.
Oh, man!
I want this guy's armor.
He looks cool.
This guy looks like he's sure he can get my thrones.
Shroud just skipped the whole puzzle.
Wait, what?
There was a puzzle there?
That was an interesting choice to clear it that way, wait, did I do it wrong?
Wait, there was like a, that was, what I did was wrong?
That was not right?
You weren't supposed to climb to the top with the flight of the side?
What?
What were you supposed to do?
You're supposed to turn the wheel at the arm.
Oh.
in your best did he say Octavius he instructed me to stop the one set on
tearing open a rift hmm please tell me all the transpired at the heart of a
storm stood a man standing there he spoke as if he knew me and then I was
From the abyss arm wrestle this guy at the start of the game
Your words are concerning for that is not a place where just anyone may tread I
Must uncover the man's identity
Find out what drew him there and why?
Why?
Hello?
For now I will halt all experiments related to the Hibis.
Our efforts will turn to finding Octavius and that man, everything remains unclear,
so act with caution.
Hmm.
again that's crazy hey I got 10 honey tea for that that's crazy cuz I just used
two of it so we're still on chapter four
Oh my god, we are.
Well, this was the end of the chapter before, at least.
Wait, there's no fast travel up here.
Oh, that's not good.
Oh, let me ring this bell before I forget.
I need to get a fast travel here, because there's no way I'm running back.
Wake up.
Because you found me, I'll show you everywhere the chime reaches.
How do you rate the game, me?
Like a seven, probably.
Six and a half, maybe.
All right.
Thank you.
Where's the fast travel?
All right, thank you, where's the fast travel actually would it tell me on the map now that
I explored it?
No way.
Is that it?
Gotta be.
Is that it?
Got to be.
Six seven.
Is there alchemy to craft some pots?
There is.
Is there alchemy to craft some pots?
There is alchemy.
But it is like a sandboxy game, so don't expect to do it particularly easily, you know?
Oh, I could go back I guess.
I love how this is still just like a fraction of the map.
I'm making some prog though.
I don't know, ways to go.
I think this is all out of bounds, this right here.
This stuff.
I don't think you could go on the actual like corner here.
But I know you can go like here.
This is all in.
I just think this stuff isn't.
There's no names here.
I don't say there's any, like, you know what I'm saying?
Like this is mountain Venus.
There's no something here.
So this is all out.
the map is like from here
up to here
across here
and then down to here and then obviously all this in the middle
a lot, a lot
that's a lot
where was I going
where's the town
Game just looks like one of the newest assets greeds. Yeah, it's very similar. Seriously.
It's about on par with some of those titles. Yeah. That's what I said, like when I first
playing it I was like this just kind of reminds me of like you know Odyssey but
bigger
Yeah
Yeah, I love the Odyssey though. Not game. Oh, I see your breath a moment
I
Odyssey is such an underrated game. I agree. I think most people, if you caught that game
on a sale, I would play it. I think Odyssey is extremely good.
Oh, you're back. Running this place is turning out to be harder than I expected. Or am I
just being ungrateful. I keep telling you, you shouldn't push yourself so hard.
Well this leg's still fine. Both arms are in one piece. I'm looking for the gray
means. Aye, what is it? I bring a message from Marquis Circus. A large delegation
from Deminus will attend the harvest festival banquet. If you are able, he
strongly urges that you attend. A banquet? That's sudden. The marquee mentioned he may
need your help. Oh take my leave. I'll think about it. An invitation to the banquet. Reaping
the rewards of the marquee's favor. But why? Why would a delegation from Deminus come all
this way? A large one at that. You're right, it wouldn't come without a reason. Deminus.
Damien's from Deminus, isn't she? She must have fled for a reason, shouldn't we let her know?
No, we should.
Could the delegation be a pretent for something else?
I wouldn't put it past them.
Hold on, where is Damien anyway?
she went out to see someone said she had something to look into shouldn't we
tell her I'll find her and let her know
can I just summon her can also like Damian as she returns to him
not an important mission okay
Hello, hello.
Ronald!
Hold on, it's a side quest.
It's a medium bag.
Hold on.
Ronald, talk to me.
I know I spooked you.
Sure.
That's how you talk to people, you have to hold control if you're shining the lantern
in their eyes.
Timber?
What?
Yeah, I got some Timber.
tipper? Where are you?
Was that it? I got my medium bag?
That was fucking free!
Oh yeah.
All right, I guess I go to town and I... there's an unwelcome guest in the box.
Oh, yeah.
I'm sure outside of the game is any better with the patch. I'm gonna be honest. I haven't noticed the difference
They do have the storage chests now though, which is quite nice
What do we do
Oh, that's easy!
Just slow it down!
You just need to slow it down!
Like a horse!
Ah!
Oh no!
I'm just waiting!
You know what?
That's just not fun!
If you get creamy,
if you know that man,
you can climb a downforce!
Yeah!
I guess.
Done.
Oh, not done.
Am I doing it?
Oh
Fuck
Hold on I got this shit
Come here
Round two. I don't know what I was doing. I still kind of do
I think the bar going up
It's good I think I'm doing all right
This horse looks way cooler than my horse.
Is that how you do it in real life?
You just jump on the horse and you just...
Like a bull?
Like a boob?
Is that happy?
She's calm, done.
She'll be alright now.
Oh, dear!
Woo-hoo!
Easy now.
Yeah, but till the real life bar fills up.
I'm not saying you need to play 12 hours for the game to get good.
a red flag for me? Not everyone has so much free time? I don't know why people keep saying that.
I don't think the game's changed very much in 20 hours.
Sure it's gotten slightly better, but not by much.
I don't know where this rumor started from.
And then she vanished I was accused as well falsely and forced to flee I
Will do everything in my power to find her clear her name and
Restore my own honor. Oh, yeah, you go Damien. I'll do your main story one day
33 hours and I haven't done anything.
Yeah, I didn't do anything for a while, too.
I was just kind of running around.
The exploration, like, I was basically spent a lot of time running around early, and the
exploration I was hoping would be, like, way better, but it's not that sick until people
said you need to do the main story, and then the main story enables exploration a little
bit better.
That's why I, my first, but what I did first in this game is I just kind of explored and
found nothing, like there was nothing to do, so then chat told me to do my first.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Like I'm a big fan of exploring things and just like going to an area and getting something
cool, but.
One of the orchestrators of that incident
There you are this game owner what Justin no, I think it actually just you should not buy this
I told you he'd come I think you'd absolutely
But did you really need my help?
Let us hope it's Justin. Don't you all pass needless? It comes. I got you. I got you just relax and enjoy the festivities
You should play Resident Evil.
Yeah, play it, yeah.
So why am I on it?
Oh, for God.
Oh look, it's the terminus delegation.
Oh, it's done.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
And now the time has come to unveil the grand new little special gift to us.
Oh, it's about to open the door.
You should not get it.
What could possibly be involved?
What is this?
What's the matter with you?
What?
Hahahahaha!
That's everyone like this.
With the blessing of Great Solomon, these celebrate the arrival of this bountiful harvest
season.
They call this a gift.
On behalf of the King of Deminus, Grand General Bastia has arranged this grand display.
My word, look at the size of it.
Though chaos reigns and evil spreads, the alliance between Hernand and Deminus shall endure.
And Daemonis will bring peace to Pywell, and those who threaten our lines shall meet the same fate as this beast!
Long live Daemonis!
Mosketeers born!
Can he skip the cutscenes? No, actually, yeah.
Ready, up!
There is no skip cutscene option.
This is utter nonsense.
Which is interesting.
Fire!
What the fuck?
This is fucked up!
Christ!
This doesn't seem right!
Monkey. Monkey. Monkey. Monkey bad.
You dead.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I won't leave you. You need to protect the market. I can handle this.
Oh shit.
Bro, I'm like a bear.
I wasn't ready.
Okay.
Okay, this is the boss that everyone complained about because they just stun-lopped you forever.
I'm like a bear.
It's the one where you just spam food and get like giga stun locks.
He has way less health, that's for sure.
No way he dies that quick.
Yeah, I think a lot of people, a lot of people hated this because you just got stun locks
And the only solution was to spam your food, which is kinda lame.
Which I kinda agree.
Oh my god, he's got more!
Alright, I got more food.
I have more food.
What's here for?
Food is here for spamming.
He eats, eats, eats, eats, eats.
He eats.
He eats.
All right, I got plenty of food not a problem
Oh, I got more food. I got more food. I could spam it. I could spam all day.
Jokes on you, I've been meaning to get rid of that for you.
I've had too much.
You know, block or dodge this game? No, you can. It's just like...
Your range is kinda ass.
Oh yeah, monkey's gone.
I
Act speed on gloves but learn howling of chaos
It's for the shield level on shields, yeah
What else did I get?
Spirit.
I don't know.
It seems pretty good, actually. Spirit siphon. It sounds like when you hit, you take Spirit,
which is good for stuff that I'm running.
I might maybe take it out of this weapon.
I could even use the weapon actually.
Pretty good.
Obviously, my weapons are better actually, no, my weapons are better.
I think I could take Spirit Siphon out though and then put it in only on a weapon so I could
get rid of maybe Crit.
I don't know how good Crit is.
I mean I crit level zero which makes me think it's doing nothing even though I
have critical rate one in here. Something tells me because it's zero it still is
applying nothing. I might take the crit out and then try the siphon I don't know
what that does.
He's getting out of time.
Are all the bosses that bad? So far, yes, but that guy got nerfed yesterday.
He was even worse. Like he's just not a fun boss. He basically like...
He basically hits you once and you have to spam food.
To stay alive.
That's kind of the whole game.
If you're if you're don't play this game for boss fights, that's all I'm saying. There's not like it's not an elementary experience
That's not what you're here for. You shouldn't be you're more so playing it for like the discovery
I think it's better this game is better played for the discovery of the world's and then like the open-world mobs
That's where it's cool
The boss fights is not where
She's shy.
The black bears?
Severance?
You hear that? I heard it.
We should move before someone spots us.
Don't dig deeper into this. Please. Stay alert.
I heard it. I heard it. They played the chime.
Contribution level increased by 10? Holy fuck.
I may as well save for that ring.
What am I, what's my jewelry at?
I have one, one, one.
That actually, my rings are pretty good.
If anything I'd get rid of that worn ring, but I don't have enough contribution yet.
I just don't remember if this contribution ring's good.
Let me see.
Take all the time you need to make your choice.
Mmm, so no attack speed is the problem.
I don't need fucking anything with these seals.
Oh, I remember the gloves being pretty good, yeah.
Might have attack speed once again, so, goody.
Looks like I'm buying nada.
Uh, okay.
Where am I going?
Nice skills do I have.
One, two, three.
I am going.
I don't know.
Am I blind? What am I... oh am I here?
Oh, I have a letter. I did not notice I got a letter. Okay. I was so confused I didn't
know what I was doing. Ooh, a small gift and a best sell. I have a few of those. And diamonds.
I don't know what diamonds they're for, but they'll meet the witch.
Okay.
Here.
Oh.
Witch is token.
I'll go meet the witch.
Are people so mad about this game?
It's new meta these days.
Everyone's mad about every game.
single game. I'm excited to see what people's feedback or just criticism or
whatever is gonna be when GTA 6 comes out. I'm actually really curious because
GTA 6 couldn't come at a worse time where everybody's in the meta of review
bombing and like hating everything with a passion. So like will that game be the
exception or will it also get bombed I don't know I'm really curious though I'm
really curious I don't know if I'll stream GTA 6 because I think it's only
gonna be on console if it's on PC obviously I will but if it's just on
console I might not play it to be honest I skipped GTA 5 as well
How many more do we need? Not too many. Only three more.
Why are we busting arses for those bleed fuckers anyways?
I put a load of shite. A man's got a plan to serve them.
We just wait and scoop up their spoils.
Hold on.
We've got ourselves a nosy rat.
kill him
what's happening?
traps
I going through the roof oh my god
Thank you
Oh
I don't understand!
Please! I beg mercy!
Sorry, sorry, I was really chat. Sorry
Oh, thank you
I was waiting for you to come
It's good.
Oh, courage and the wisdom lead you to do what is right.
You're welcome to visit my abode.
Oh.
Magic.
I'll take your wood.
I'm gonna open the cabinet and that's all I'm gonna do.
the witch.
Whoa, easy, easy, easy.
Why do these have such a big hip-box, holy shit?
Oh, they're running.
All my XP.
Hold on.
You can't run.
You can't run.
Knockout added did not improve the movement.
Well, I don't know what were you...
I don't know.
You can't, like, do a miracle patch to change the game.
This is how the game is going to feel, forever.
I don't know if the expectations were set on that?
You can't just like, do that.
I was just responding to someone that said they fixed it.
Oh, I see.
Oh yeah, no, they didn't change anything.
The movement, the game, everyone that's saying it feels better is lying to themselves.
It's the same fucking thing.
But you can't change it.
the game and I don't I never thought it was that bad I've played jank games before I mean
shit so my favorite games are jank games so I want to steal this but at the same time I don't
it's magical see I'm stealing it oh it's dies
I don't get that either.
You lose reputation when you steal from bandits for some reason, when they're clearly bandits
and it doesn't make any sense.
I'll wait for the threat that would lead you here.
As you know, we witches are wielders of arcane power.
It is our duty to keep balance between this world and the Abyss.
But of late, forces have risen to suppress our power.
The centuries that anchor our magic and uphold order, they seek to seize them and drown them
in darkness.
We ask that you help restore the fallen sanctuaries and restore order.
All right.
Oh, new options!
Swift? Oh, Swift plus Steelbane.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Gear blueprint vigor.
Hmm.
Stamina regen.
Health regen.
Spirit regen.
An earring.
Another earring.
Artifacts.
Just one.
I can't even afford it.
But.
Another hearing artifacts just one I can't even afford it, but
Okay, these seem really good to be able to make one at your leisure
You'll find what you seek here I have been waiting for you
Well, none of this really matters to me.
It's cool though.
You have a fucking 4% chance to get rid of this gear when you do the basic shit.
I don't have steel band, but that's cool.
Hi.
Oh
Oh, I'm so down that's up to the douche plays of heartopia
Well, you said you bought skyrim and fallout. What if it's your time to load up?
Yeah, I hear you busy work
Anna said she knows how much I love, like, Bethesda games, so she bought Fallout 4, New
Vegas, Skyrim.
She said she wants to play it.
She knows how much I like it, and she's like, you know what?
She also has never played a single-player game in her life, in her life.
Isn't that crazy?
Anna is a gamer.
She's been gaming for like half her life and has never played a single player game.
Isn't that interesting?
Not a single one.
I asked her, I'm like, hey, have you played like Portal?
Have you played fucking, you know, obviously Skyrim no, have you played Fallout no?
Have you played like, what's the most basic single player game you guys can think of that
everyone's played?
Pokemon?
She's never played Pokemon.
Has she played Grand Theft Auto? No.
Has she ever played Half-Life? Obviously no. Zelda? No.
Has she ever played...
It's been Minecraft, I guess, if that counts. I don't know.
Fable? No. Last of us? No.
I'm telling you, she's never played...
I've asked her these set of questions before.
She's never played a single player again.
So she's starting her single player arc soon.
Didn't she play Borderlands?
No?
I don't think so.
But that's not a single player game, it's a co-op game.
What the fuck was she playing?
Call of Duty?
Halo?
Gears of War, I think?
She was a big console player just growing up.
She played a lot of Halo.
Siege, when she got into PC gaming.
Division and Overwatch, yeah.
Basically, Hannah's a real gamer.
She's not this fake single-player gamer person, you know what I'm saying?
But I still told her she should at least experience some of the casualness of playing a single-player game.
It does vibe out sometimes.
Ken of Bridgespear, it's a super fun and a beautiful game, yeah, she, I remember when
we saw the trailer for that, like a couple years ago, and she was like, ooh, that looks
fun, there's a second one now, isn't there?
There's two games, I think there's two games.
Get her on Dark Souls, okay, that sounds awful.
Why not play something like Red Dead Redemption 2?
I don't think she would like Red Dead because he plays a guy.
I think that's important.
It's hard to immerse yourself in a single-player game if you gotta play the dude.
Oh, she did play a single-player game, right?
Another Evil 7 counts?
going on then suddenly they vanished what a twist looking around the castle we
should keep an eye out
cleanse the sanctum oh I'll cleanse the sanctum all right you bet your ass I
will I should probably go this way
do simulation games count like crime scene simulator I would say they kind of
count but I think single-player story I think single-player RPGs is what I was
more so referring to
Lends the sanctum. Am I going the wrong way? I can't think of anything here.
This doesn't seem right where I'm going.
Hey, there's a chest in here. Take a look.
Wait, what if I wear my outfit?
Hold on.
Can I go now?
Alright.
What's wrong with that man?
What am I supposed to be going?
I'm going to go here actually.
down intruder at the castle. Ryan, believe me, I am.
Meat and vegetable soup, sure. I'm so happy that you don't have to take as long to learn.
Here.
In here.
In here.
Fuckin' every door's locked.
Uh.
In here?
Uh.
Up here?
I don't know where the fucking intruder is.
Up here?
Up here?
Let him!
You?
This can't be the right way, wherever I'm going.
There's no way it's up.
What the fuck is it?
Is it one of these people?
Maybe it's this guy.
Oh!
Oh!
What am I learning?
Reinforced weapons.
Mindstone.
What the fuck does that mean?
What?
Hold on.
Don't mind me.
Get into work.
Kingdom come?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Oh, is this a buff? This is probably like a one-hour buff or something.
Yeah. That's cool.
Brawl hasn't been using the grindstone this whole time. I've never seen one before.
How much stronger does that make you?
Just three, I think? On each weapon?
Bro, what the fuck am I doing here?
Is it this guy?
We're just running around.
Careful!
Been here?
Watch it!
What time are we ready to go? Please. Go to the first room you entered at the start of the story.
Hello?
First room I entered in the story, the tavern?
That's the bit, it's like the, it's the, there's no way it's the tavern.
The thing where you entered the abyss thing.
The thing where I entered the abyss thing.
Oh, it was a pister?
Oh, it was a pister?
I don't remember where that was.
I don't fucking know. I've so long ago.
Not shit, Mort.
There's this door.
There's a head to the arm.
How are you supposed to know that?
I didn't even tell you.
That's crazy.
I would have never found that. I'm gonna be honest, I would have been here for at least an hour.
I mean, I just wouldn't be playing this game if I wasn't streaming, to be honest, but... yeah.
I am looking...
In the future?
Fast?
Crazy?
I don't think I play a lot of single-player games if I wasn't streaming.
I just think they'd be very boring by myself.
I can't imagine.
It might be a- I don't offend- I don't want to offend anyone when I say this, but I just
I just can't imagine being in my room by myself talking to no one,
playing a single-player game. I can't. I can't.
And I don't mean to offend anybody when I say that. It's just that's how I am.
And it's probably because I've been streaming for almost 15 years.
So, that's probably why, but yeah.
damage was super effective
Do I not get my dog here?
Yeah, coming with me?
Oh man, I gotta loot myself.
It's like reading a book, don't you read books?
A little different, I'd say.
I think that's a little different because the book is like the, is how far your brain
can go creatively and just like to imagine stuff.
In a game, there's nothing to create or imagine to there.
You play it, you know?
I've never seen a movie in my life.
That's one fact about me.
Mr. Popular over here.
What?
I've watched TV shows alone. It's not a movie. A movie alone? That sounds awful.
Let's do whatever it takes
Go after him find white crow
Okay
Wait, okay, hold on can we elaborate on the question what do you mean movie alone like you're not saying go to a movie theater alone, right?
because that's
there's a hint of
Those show path there. We're not talking about that. Right? We're talking like what we talking about?
Oh, just at home. Oh, okay, then yeah, I've seen a movie alone. What the fuck sorry
I thought you guys were talking about the social past shit like people go into the movie theater alone. That's crazy
Gather clues on the crow and Hanad
But you don't speak anyway, yeah, but then you don't want to share it with
You don't like to talk about what you watched after
Like imagine I'm watching something and having nowhere nothing to just walk away
That's crazy, no
I don't think I've ever done that retreat yourself
Alright, Hannah hasn't done it either, but she's just being nice.
I'm calling you guys social pass, please not.
Ding, challenge done.
Oh, I have two challenges done.
Baa-boom.
See, Pearl of his dog dropped 30% of the devs on this game, I did see that, but okay wait.
Does it matter if your stock drops in price if you've made a single player game?
Does that actually matter?
I don't know, I'm genuinely saying like, I don't know anything about stocks.
that is that important? Is that a good, is that, or is that mad?
Stockdown is generally bad.
the altar as we speak. I've long wondered why mother ever cared for the likes of you.
Sox drop equal no more single player. Yeah, this guy is absurd.
I think this is a true extent of the brain to him.
And I've no more business here.
Look right there!
I would mother bother with such filth.
Kill him!
I really don't like nighttime in this game. I can't see anything.
That's one thing that I don't like about, um, it's one thing I actually don't, this might
be a hot take, but one thing I don't like about raytracing, pathtracing, all the tracings,
all the fanciness is, I think the lighting looks good during the day, but I think it
looks awful during the night.
I've never seen a good night time fancy tracing game.
i think they all look so bad
like at night time i feel like
you need to fake it up a little bit you know
what the hell do i do now
is after the feathered men
oh my god
de menace i gotta go to de menace
Ooh, new Zone Hype!
Heeeesh!
Hmm.
Soon.
The real question is, do I do more sides, or do I plow some mains?
Because like I could get medium bags and shit if I do some more sides
Wait, I could do sanctums now wait. They're on the map wait sanctums are doable. I
Don't know what they are. I've always wanted to do one. I'm going. Yes, not me
I've always wanted to do these things and I don't know what the hell they do
I don't know if Sanctums are just puzzles and they give you just an uh, uh, uh, um, um,
Um, um, um, um, um, whatever they're called.
Oh, there's mobs here now.
Interesting.
Wait, what the fuck are these things?
I have to kill this?
What is this?
Oops.
96% sanctum of temperance. Oh my god, there's a lot of mobs. Do I have to kill all these
Isn't it isn't people there's race? Oh fuck. I don't know how to deal with these
Oh fuck my ass
I actually don't know how to deal with these flying ravers, dude.
Oh, I got one. I got one. Somehow.
I love you. I love you too.
gotta get him to a spot where they go low to the ground I guess. I don't know how
else to deal with those rays. Clearing a cult? Yeah, literally.
The Kordov, Mace, Kordov!
Okay, so I need... something, what's the puzzle here?
the sanctum. Okay, I don't pull anything with that.
Um, maybe I punched it? I don't want to punch this thing.
Whoa easy easy easy easy easy relax
All right, let's look around there's a basement. I know that for sure. So maybe the basement has something important
That seems useful.
That's not the basement I was looking for, there's one more basement that I ran in from.
But this will work.
Maybe.
This is a lot harder than it looks. Okay, there we go.
Why does it say seal? I won't seal that, right?
Okay, so...
What do I do with this now?
I guess I could put it in here.
Put a bit in this.
No.
Oh, it's in this one.
Take it in.
Break it in!
How many more cubes?
Oh wait, I think I still need a cube for this one.
Or something, I don't know.
hmm no I need a top for this I need something looks like that over here okay
I can find that maybe it's back there I need a fire arrow
there any other way of burning vines besides the fire it seems so odd like
What if I don't find a fire arrow?
You can focus your blinding light on the vermin?
Oh, I did not know that, really?
You're lightin' me?
Oh! You did not lightin' me!
W cons, thank you.
I'm assuming this is where I have to go.
And they're fine, sir.
of
the
Happening!
Luckily the game has taught me how to do this in a previous mission in the main quest.
I wouldn't have known to put the top on if I didn't have done that main quest with the...
...Killts?
The W... W...
W tutorial again.
Oh, it's literally a kiln, too.
I don't know what I get, probably just a few.
Hello win.
yet none of us ever regret making such a vow
okay
what did I get?
I got knowledge
blueprint to make a cuckoo lightning spear
Wait, that sounds sick.
Blueprint to make a cuckoo bolt spitter?
Is that it?
I got some books.
And I guess.
Let me see.
I'm going to go to the crafting guy
and see if I can make a cuckoo lightning spear.
You equip a different sword inside the shields.
You don't see that shield anymore.
Now the shield will always be on your back, you can't get rid of it.
It'll always be on your back.
It just depends on which shield will be on your back.
You could change the shield, but it'll always be there.
Ross, this is science!
Can you craft the cuckoo spear?
Or is it need some magic properties?
Okay, so you don't craft the cuckoo spear.
You don't craft it here.
Wait.
If I refine this, I'll get Spirit every 0-1 seconds?
Of course I'm going to do that, won't you?
Or is 0.1 every second, right?
That's huge!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
So who the hell do I have to craft a coop in here if this guy doesn't do it?
Did I miss it?
No, I didn't miss it, right?
Pull it, and then one other weapon.
I would need to find someone that makes two-handed weapons like this.
Who the hell makes a cookie-linking spear?
The witch was...oh fuck my ass.
Wait, I didn't even get a fast travel next to the witch, did I?
The witch was like here somewhere.
Is this the witches?
I don't remember where the witch was.
Here?
The witch was...
Oh, I probably have to learn the BP!
Yeah, that makes sense.
I probably have to fucking examine it like in StarCraft.
Fuck.
I hate that mechanic, I'll be honest.
Oh, haste! I mean, what does haste do?
Defense Abyssal Diamonds.
Ohhhh.
That's what the diamonds are for.
Ohhhh.
Ohhhh.
I already know this one.
I know this one.
Bro.
Okay.
Okay
I don't know what I read or what I haven't read have I read this
I read this
I don't think the- Wait, this is a choir post though.
Oh my god, there's multiple pages.
Fuck is this?
It's like a Elder Scrolls stone that I could have tuned to.
I don't know what I'm reading, but I'm learning about something.
Okay, where is the fucking cuckoo spear?
Did I not get a BP for the cuckoo spear?
Like, where is it?
Everything here is Cuckoo Spear.
I don't know.
I guess it maybe, maybe it was telling me I know where to acquire it now.
So I've read everything.
I've read every single thing here.
Check the red book, I already acquired everything in the red book.
That's about the knowledge helmet anyway.
Alright, well, not confused, but that's fine.
Oh, I could make haste. The only one I could make, movement speed. Haste, oh, two haste
ones equal haste two. To the one armor. I don't even know if I want that, to be honest.
I care.
However, I wanted to extract this...
Reinforcement Attack plus... Oh, it's because I did that.
I wanted to take out Crit Rate, I think.
I wanted to take out Crit Rate and put the Spirit Sap in.
I don't know if that's a good idea, but I could also keep the crit rate and take out health every 0.2 every 1 second.
Damn Norwegian movement speed.
I couldn't I take out movement speed here and then combine the two and then get a one?
I have been waiting for you.
We need to get him.
I could.
I make this.
And then I extract this and then I have been waiting for you graph this
I'm gonna try to extract this health one and then put it in.
Wow, it's only on weapons.
That's fine.
We're just gonna go max attack speed.
Can I not do a swift too here?
Oh, I have to know how to make...
I have to know how to get the swift.
You sell swift?
Bigger Vitality composure.
It's also like...
Vitality could be pretty good though. I have a Vitality. I can't make one anymore.
You'll find what you seek here. Wanda at your Leisure. Wanda at your Leisure.
I have been waiting for you.
extract I'm an extract for it I don't really know what it does I feel like it
doesn't do shit maybe it does and then I'm gonna embed
here it's nice the idea here is hopefully on my left click hopefully on my
left clicks I take enough spirit and then I can spam my ability because my
ability is fucking broken. I just realized this helmet doesn't have any
Sockets which is not chill
Ever this one it does
Kind of looks just stupid
Honestly we're going back to the hat you can't stop me we're going back to we're going back
Goddamn I look good. All right
Now you can't create a socket in that helmet, that's like the point.
That helmet's not supposed to be a usable helmet, it's supposed to be like a utility helmet for quests or whatever.
Okay, I guess I should keep doing these sanctums, they seem important.
I think that's what I need to do for my main anyway.
My main quest says, chase after the feathered man, nevermind.
Whatever I'm doing is a side quest, but fuck it, I'm gonna clear some sanctums, that sounds fun.
Breath of the Wild action.
So, I found another sanctum here.
There was also another sanctum, like, um, yeah, up here.
Action quest darkness over the sanctum, blockaded.
I'm missing a sanctum.
There was one more that I found that was...oh, here it was.
Ooh, Vessel of Dark Pursuit.
Is that a two-handed weapon though?
Ugh, it looks two-handed.
Tier 4 though, or Reinforce 4 or whatever.
Alright, where do I go with this one?
That weapon fucks to be honest.
It's two-handed though, so I don't care.
I don't use two ends.
I want to get a spear because you can get a skill where you could swat mid-fight and
I think it could be pretty good to do like a combo where you do your two one hand combo
into a spear swap into a big hit and then swap back like I feel like that could be pretty
good.
What the hell is this place?
What's up bitches?
Holy fuck, fighting on this is drank and I like this at all.
of
I
Yeah, I'm like a sideways backwards. Okay, I'm too big
Geez crisis spaces are tight
Goblin Kings Treasure Dagger 10% chance to skin additional hide.
Wait, that's sick!
Oh, we're for sure going to equip that instead of my normal dagger.
We know how much we...
I love killing deer, so...
Okay.
There's a scroll to my right like a like a recipe or something
This is such an awkward space
The recipe in here?
It says it's in here
I don't see it though
There's a chest too?
Wait what?
Am I seeing that right?
of
the
of the
of the
of the
This is not, this is not okay.
Oh no.
Okay, we can do this right?
I think.
I get the idea. Why can't I go up?
Oh, wait, I can't move.
Huh?
I can't move the top ones. You can only move the bottom ones?
That's not how I remember this game.
As a child, as a young lad.
Something's not looking right here.
Where does this one, where does the left one need to go?
I don't, this one, I, this one I don't know.
Oh, that's where it goes.
Okay, so I need to scramble, oh Jesus Christ.
So I need to somehow get that top, okay.
I can do this, hold on, I can do this.
And you get this one.
Oh Jesus Christ.
Don't worry, I'll get there.
Don't worry guys. I'll get there. I'll get there. Okay. When you get this one a little closer.
Uh-huh. Um. Hold on. Hold on guys. Oh. I'm progging, okay? This is good.
Okay, now we need to get this one here, and then, no wait, we gotta get that right one to the left, and then that one down.
We need to, hold on, we need to do this, and we need to get this one that way, and then we need to move and get this one on the left to the right.
When you get this one here, and when you get that one there, and then we're close.
That needs to go up, that needs to go left, that needs to go right, so if that needs to go right,
I need to go like this. No, I don't know, we gotta go, we gotta do a circle I think,
I think we gotta do a circle and we're gonna go like this, and we gotta,
Okay, and now this one goes here and then this one goes here and then fuck no and then this one
Yeah, I feel like I'm right there. What am I missing this one goes here and then this one goes here
Okay, we're going to circle I see that I need to get this one
I think of this one over here.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
We just move that one to the side, and then this one needs to go, hold on, and then this
needs to go here, and then this needs to go here, and then this needs to go here, and
then...
Oh, fuck my ass.
And then, this one needs to- I need to just spin.
Hold on.
And then the- that gotta go this way.
Okay.
We gotta do a circle.
That's fine.
We'll get there.
Hold on.
It's coming.
It's coming together.
Uh oh.
It's not coming together.
Uh oh.
Um.
Oh fuck.
We need to get that one.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
one in the middle this one is to stay oh Jesus Christ you literally had it you
were just there I was oh shit well okay well uh fuck so now we need to go here
here
no
Ah, son of a bitch.
Um.
Um.
Uh.
Hold on.
Uh.
Hold on hold on hold on let me cook let me cook let me cook
Let me cook
Let me cook. Let me cook. It's cooked, no it's not. Let's have some faith. Let me cook.
Let me cook, man.
Have some fucking faith, alright?
I'm gonna be honest, I think I don't know where this bottom left one goes.
Does it go bottom right?
Oh, fuck.
I don't know where that bottom left one goes.
I don't know if it's supposed to be there or if it's supposed to be bottom right.
Hold on. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook. Let me cook.
Let me cook. No. You stay. Let me cook. Let me cook.
Let me cook.
We're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking, we're cooking,
we're cooking.
We're so cooked.
I mean, I mean, like, it's, it's done, like it's not burnt, we got it, right?
This should...
Wait, did I get it?
No, because then this one's gonna...
Oh, this is right.
This is right.
And then... yeah.
Okay, yeah, I had it and fucked it up.
Did I know I had it?
I didn't.
I didn't know I had it.
But we got there in the end, and that's all that matters.
What about the journey?
Why can't I loot this?
I can't even...
SIG!
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, it's steel?
What the fuck? Steel? A bop? Oh my...
It's better be worth it.
Oh! Earrings! Oh my god! Wait, they're pretty good. Wait, do I have two earring spots? I
think I do. Oh, sleigh! Fuck, yes! Let me see those, let me see those earrings. Oh! Pick
Look off that mask, you beautiful queen!
Oh my god, yes!
Fuck yes, Cliff!
Yes, slay!
Good job, everybody, good job. Way to be.
I still don't know what note is supposed to be here.
It doesn't have a piece of paper, but I can't seem to pick it up.
I can't even interact with anything here.
Oh my god, there's another puzzle. There's another puzzle. Oh, you guys ready for round two?
Why am I so far away?
Is this really how I have to look at it? I'm so far away. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, Jesus Christ,
here we go. Okay, here we go.
That's wrong.
Okay, so this needs to get there.
I need to spin this one.
This goes there.
Yeah, that goes there. Okay, so I just need to take...
Everything was right, I just need to get that one in the left corner.
Um...
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Ye.
Yeah, yeah. Wait, is that right? It looks right. The middle and the left. Is that right?
No. No, that's wrong. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay, wait, wait, we need to, we need to get you back here.
Wait, wait, hold on, hold on. I'm really struggling to tell if this is right. Hold on.
I'm back up one take.
Does this piece look right that I'm staring at right now?
I don't think so.
Is it this piece?
That look right?
No.
I... I... What piece goes top left here?
Oh! Oh! Oh, is it this? Oh, it's the cat head. The cat head goes here, and then this one's
going to be the corner. The cat body is going to be the bottom left corner. I think that's...
I think that's why I'm confused.
Maybe.
Let me do a little check.
Let me do a little check.
Let me do a little check.
Let me make sure, see if the cat head goes here.
Cat head does...
That look right?
Yeah.
Okay, so that goes there.
The cat body is going to go there.
So we're going to get the cat body in here.
uh...
cap body here
and then
okay i'm stupid i think how the
how the fuck do i get the
we get the cat to the left
and you get the cat in the left corner here
my dumb
well that's right
that goes in the middle for sure
hold on i got this
really bad at these holy shit
it's like i'm not seeing the the moves
i'll get there i'll get there
takes me a couple spins
I think this is good, so now this will go here, this will go down, that'll go left,
and then we can spin the vials around, that'll go up, that's where it's fought.
No it's not.
Is that right?
That doesn't look right.
I think this...
Oh, okay, it'll spin in this place naturally I think, right?
That'll go there, that'll go...
Yeah.
I'm really bad at those, like actually, I mean I think I did okay, I don't know, I was
in here.
Oh great, I have to steal and lose reputation again.
Piece of paper.
Magnifying glass.
Junk?
That's all that was there?
Wait, no, there's a piece of paper.
Where's the piece of paper?
Oh.
I stole for nothing.
I already know how to do this!
Oh my god, I learned a recipe that I already knew.
What a waste of time. It's fine. All good. It wasn't about the actual recipe, okay? It wasn't about it.
It was the fun we had along the way. Am I right?
I thought that puzzle was actually kind of fun.
I've never really done one of those, besides being like a child, where you have to move
the blocks around and like, fit everything into place.
It's kind of fun.
It's a boomer shit, but it's still fun.
You have to follow this road all the way up.
Odd take, put a bug for me that this game is always windy.
Yeah, I hope there's a mod that'll somehow change that.
I don't like that everything's shaking either.
It doesn't make for a good bit rate either.
It looks really bad.
Did I actually do bad?
Seriously, what that...
Well, what that puzzle did I actually do bad?
Be honest.
On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being terrible.
How was it?
10? Okay, there's no way it was that bad.
You completed it, so 10 out of 10. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Thank you.
All I'm saying is, I used to think I was pretty bad at puzzles, and now I'm starting to think I'm pretty good.
I'm gonna think I'm getting I'm getting the hang of this puzzle thing. That's all I'm saying
Leave the devil puzzle
What's up bitches?
I'm not doing this flying thing come here holy shit there's a lot of mobs come here
I don't really know how to deal with those flying guys until I get the ability to use
my axiom pull, which I can't do the winch ability I guess it's called.
I don't know how to deal with them.
I'm not going to shoot my bow and do fucking 10 damage a shot someday forever.
Oh, looks like I'm gonna need that for a puzzle.
I'll have to kill him.
I can see what was happening there.
Do I actually need to?
When you die in these, you could just go to a checkpoint.
You don't need a pill.
you only pill on boss fights? I think that's a good rule of...
4 out of 10 combat by AGN. I mean, the combat's...
I wouldn't say it's a 4 out of 10. Probably like a 6 out of 10 combat.
I think what defines good combat is having a lot of options, but not just options, because
this game has a lot of options and ways to fight, but they don't... they don't really
matter, right?
Like, I think what defines good combat is having to use all of your options in a fight.
I don't really happen to much in their game, you kind of just spam the same ability or
same combo.
Whatever combo is really good, you know?
Because this game definitely has its variety of skills and abilities and shit.
Flying guys are super awkward.
Oh, perfect!
No!
Wrong staff!
Does it?
I've just seen this Wind Blender one.
That's what I'm saying.
That's my point.
My point is, it has options and different abilities and different ways to play, but everyone
just does the same thing because it's very clearly better and that's where the
game lacks
I would say it's like a 6 out of 10 combat for sure.
Overall I don't agree often with IGN's reviews, but they didn't do...
Feel like they weren't that far off the mark on this one
The reviews that pissed me off, I'm gonna be honest the reviews that make me mad is when get one when reviewers are like
Yeah, nine out of ten
Like do you know how hard a nine out of ten is?
Like five is your average or it's supposed to be your average anyway
The nine out of ten reviews pissed me off. I was making that
like there's not many nine out of tens in the world period all right so we're
gonna need the top and another bullshit
What's a 10 then?
I don't think there is one.
I think truly.
I don't think there is a 10.
Where was that cube that was floating?
Think about how hard it is to say something's 10 and F10.
That's literally like, think about it for a second. Logically, think about what a 10 out of 10 is.
That means it's perfect in every single way, and you want to change a singular thing about it.
Nothing is 10 out of 10.
Entertainment-wise, anyway.
Hold on.
Yo, please fit through the fucking...
I'm not shitting holding this, I can't look at my screen.
Oh
This one was just grabbed the one thing
What do I get for these again? Oh give me a give me a blueprint last time, right?
And the witch shows up hello
Truly grateful for you
The power we wield as witches is great
matched only by the limits that bind us. To bear great power and yet be forbidden to intervene
is not easy, but yet with help from people like you, we can endure.
Okay, wait.
Hello, and hello, and...
Well, I got...
What'd I get?
Blueprint Cuckoo Pack. Where do I make these cuckoos?
It's telling me I'm acquiring the knowledge, but I actually don't know where to make the cuckoo.
I have no idea.
Where do I make the cuckoo?
There might be something else here.
Usually in these Sanctums there's like more than just, there's more than just like do
the sanctum. There's usually something else here, right?
A lot of my horses in here.
I'm not going to look around too hard, but I will look around a little bit just to see if there's any
I don't know any loot or something. I don't know if it would tell me on my mini map or not.
I'm not sure, but I'll turn around a little bit and see if something was missed.
I don't think this tanked him actually had any goodies.
Don't look like it anyway.
Wait, is that the treasure?
Oh my god, that's the treasure.
I think.
The gold vein treasure?
Is that not it?
That's it.
That's 100% it.
Alright.
Where am I?
Where am I?
I think that's it.
I gotta hide himself.
Okay, my inventory is full. Does it go straight to the storage if I skin a deer in my inventory
should say. I mean...
I don't know why I want this deer. I need to drop these notes what I need to do.
Or this shit.
Oh, I just dropped the treasure map.
Well, I better hope I find the treasure. I better be it over there because pretty sure I just dropped it.
I might keep that in case I need it, let me skin some more deer, oh it's a baby!
all right we're going to the stretcher you cannot stop me
The tree games came a 4 out of 10? Yeah man, that's what I said. I don't think I would
ever... I don't think I'd ever bore myself in a 4 out of 10 game. That's... like what
are we doing? I don't think you could pay me to play a 4 out of 10 game. And I like
get paid. That's all high? No. I would never, bro. I would never take a 4 out of 10 sponsor.
Ever. Unless I didn't know it was a 4 out of 10, which is possible. Like for example,
I took a mobile game sponsor even though I didn't know it was a mobile game. That one
through me for a spin. I did the start of the sponsor and I was like wait this game's
a mobile game? Oh fuck, didn't know that. They fooled me by saying it was a PC version.
I got tricked. That's okay though. It just happened once.
the
not going to be any escape for you
Oh fuck.
That's a strong bear.
Holy shit, that's a strong bear.
That was fucking awesome.
I love killing bears.
Dude, my inventory is just so full.
Those are good shoes. Well, no, they're not but wait, they have an ability one
Interesting
This defect can be charged up to three times the charge I mean 30 seconds alone
Shawty Rishi's I
I need to figure out my inventory situation.
The problem is I'm too invested here, I'm too far, and there's no fast travels?
Okay, hopefully there's one here.
I've just gone too far, and like, I don't ever want to turn around if I don't have a
fast travel point.
Oh.
Oh no.
It's a puzzle.
It's a bell puzzle.
Uh, I gotta take a picture first.
Uh, I gotta take a picture first.
I would love for a fast travel to be somewhere so I can clear my inventory and then do whatever
this place is.
Maybe I'll see one if I can get to some height.
This is definitely the puzzle tower.
I wonder if this is the where it was trying to guide me.
Hold on, I need to...
Shroud of the time we got a Door Dash, McDonald's, while I have a funeral.
Oh.
What the hell?
I would obviously door-tash for everyone at the funeral. I wouldn't just have it for myself.
There's really no faster one here. Anywhere.
Up on the top of the tower, though.
Ten iron ore, that's your reward.
It definitely would seem like...
I think there should be something, but maybe down the road of the tower a little bit, like,
I don't know.
I kind of wish that, at least, fast travel was there.
and now it works for me
is that it?
that might be it
yeah the bitrate being fucked is um
yeah welcome
welcome to bitrate
That is not a fast travel point
I'm so far down here
It's got to be something there's got to be something there's got to be something
Shrine quality is low, yeah, welcome. Welcome. Welcome to foliage desert. I wish there was
a fix for it, but we just don't have. We don't have the tech yet, I guess. Until Twitch lets
us give us like give us some more bitrate we got no tech we probably need
like 15,000 bitrate I don't even know if that's enough is that a fast level one of
those have to be fast they're just so far away how is there nothing up here I'm
I'm gonna freak out!
I don't want to climb as mountain as a guy.
You can stream on 2K on Twitch if I'm not wrong. You can, but you're still stuck to the same bit rate.
So, same problems that he stands.
it's not a resolution problem it's a bitrate problem stop stop stop what are
you doing why is my sh- it's happening
also yeah you don't want to be streaming 2k on twitch really bad idea you'll
just lose viewers unless you don't care about viewers and it's more for yourself
Well, that's fine.
There's no hope. Why am I still looking?
I'm like really determined to find one fast travel node somewhere around here.
So I can leave and then clear my inventory.
Why would you lose viewers?
There's a large majority of people that cannot watch.
And they also don't even know that they can't watch.
That's another thing.
That's the ultimate streamer streaming 2k to 0.
Is that a fast travel?
No it's not, but it's something.
the
yeah you
some there's a lot of countries that can't watch in 2k
there's a lot of browsers that can't watch in 2k so if you can't use certain
browsers you're fucked there too
and then on top of that
oh it is, oh my god finally something
and then um...
and then you obviously might not have the internet for it either
and mobile can't watch in 2k i believe i think so i think a lot of phones
and stuff won't be able to watch in 2k basically it's a really bad idea
to stream in 2k on twitch which is really weird that they even
like
Why they even give you the option if like 30% of the viewer base can't watch?
Weird.
Okay.
So we need to figure out our lives here. We're gonna get rid of these mushrooms.
Um, maybe I should store all of my, like, random side provisions?
I think I'm gonna do that.
Like, these random, like, pieces of food and shit.
Whole Foods Fine.
We're gonna sell all this.
Sell all this.
I haven't read everything in that book.
Um, sell all that stuff.
All this stuff from the animals.
I think you could put the cells in the pot, um, sell all of these weapons, put away all
all my uncooked food.
This is going to help so much.
I'm gonna try to sell these stupid notes it might not let me sell the notes but it might
It might, um, it might let me store them, sorry, or it's hard.
Okay, I have so many key items that are definitely taking up way too much space.
Let's see if I can sell this shit.
Twitch can't stream at 2K due to compatibility.
It downgrades the compatible resolution so the point's a bit moot.
No viewers will be lost.
That's not how that works.
That's how it's supposed to work, but that's not how that works.
What it does instead is it takes the 1440 Pires, and then it kills the 1080 Pires, and then
it throws people down to 720 or lower.
That's how it actually works.
is to a warrior while a ship goes to its captain.
Holy shit.
This is amazing.
I still can't get rid of these though. There's a lot of notes that are still...
all these notes I don't know I'm gonna have to drop them I guess because they
don't sell we're gonna learn we there's a book we didn't learn apparently
where is it here we're gonna discard a bunch of these pieces of paper because
I don't know what else to do with them.
You can't get rid of that.
You can't get rid of these.
that's my treasure map
how is there still more to learn in this book?
oh i'm missing
where's your litter?
it still says there's more to learn in this book and it
Doesn't say what
You have to look at the page oh
My god, you look at each individual I did under that
I don't know if that information is useful at all
Hell yeah, all right
Apparently, I didn't look at this key, I don't know what this key is, but...
There we go.
Alright, what's my space now?
42.
Okay, that's better.
That's better.
A lot better.
Ah!
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus.
of
Well, oh my god, I'm not gonna do that.
See if you can tame the bear?
I'm pretty sure you can't.
You can ride it though, temporarily.
Where does it say there's iron? I don't see no iron.
Hold on.
A tiny little chest.
I did not mean to pick that up.
of
hell yeah
of
I'm looking like hitting nothing.
Because there's a loot bag.
What am I looking for?
I only came here for the bag of loot.
The key?
Is it that?
It was a key.
I have never used one of these.
It was a key.
I have never used one of these.
This is what you guys are talking about with the grindstone and the anvil.
of
three
Excuse me.
Alright, so there's this tower I could maybe climb, and then there's a series of bells
behind me.
I want to see if I can do the bell puzzle.
I don't know.
I do want to climb this tower though, too.
Can I climb all the way up?
Do I have enough stamina?
There might be a little half way point.
I just don't know if I have enough stamina.
It seems like I can stand here.
I could climb this tower for sure.
I'm doing it.
I'm not sure I killed the compiler, no I did not.
I might do it next season.
Oh shit, I might not make this.
Oh shit.
Hold on.
this plan were committed make it make it get there get there get there oh my god
Oh my, if I would have died that would have been so upset.
And you're telling me it's not even... the outside doesn't mean shit?
the outside doesn't mean shit. I have to go through the tower, I think.
Oh, fuck. That certainly stinks.
Well, I climbed this for no reason.
Oh, shit, there's something on that rock.
I can't punch this.
Okay, you can't punch this.
Any of these grates look like they're weaker than the others.
I break the windows.
There's no way, right?
Oh, it's gonna push me off when I do this.
Alright, well.
Looks like you go through the tower, not up the tower.
I wasted some money to be so well
Back to the bells.
Oh boy.
I already have a mallet, I think I'm gonna have to do the arrow to this beat.
The fake F, real F, oh wait no, that's just an order.
That's just an order in the way it's arranged.
Huh?
How's this?
Should I be lighting?
Hit him with the mallet in the order?
Well I have a mallet.
Oh, nothing's pro- no, prom.
Make a pick up another one.
Oh, maybe I have to actually, like, equip it like this way.
I'll be honest, I forgot the order.
I did it right?
Oh, I did it wrong.
Okay, hold on.
How do I know if it resets?
This one.
This one.
This one.
This one.
This one.
Okay so it's an order until it gets here.
I think it changes the order.
Oh yeah, it goes here.
And then it goes here.
And then it goes...
I fucked it.
I fucked it.
Ah fuck.
I fucked it.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Okay, four, five, six, seven, eight, uh, okay, it was, it was just, it was like,
It was like one way and then it went backwards.
I just didn't remember it that way, I'm stupid.
Hell yeah, we got a box. Love that.
Okay.
There's no way the treasure map was trying to guide me there, right?
Let's just take a peek.
Wait, is that even the same tap?
No way, that's not the tower for the treasure map. That's too small of a tower.
This tower next to me is fucking huge. Not that.
What's in the box? A skill point.
Wait, why did I just do that puzzle the whole time? That was the fast travel.
Piffed.
All right, we gotta get in here, we don't have to, I just, I want to, can I burn this
shit?
He's spiky's burner now, while they do burn.
me
I'm not going to make fine dice.
Oh, I think I'm gonna kill stuff.
of
Uh, nope.
That was just a random...
They're waiting here.
Clearly you can't break these windows.
I don't know why.
I do not know how to get in this tower. I don't even know if I can.
matter to try that. Why does he have to use spawning, bro? Because our... I don't know.
I
There's no way you put a rock in the-
There's no way this is how you open it, right?
What?
How does anyone how do what how would anyone know that how do you guys know that?
Yeah, that door isn't it's just like never open that's insane that literally doesn't make me sense
Is that not the riddle I don't think so no
No.
Ranged weapon.
Now I gotta put a book in the pot.
Is it the book I just picked up?
No, it was just you.
Okay, I think I gotta find a book.
I'm assuming it's the book I just picked out.
Maybe not though, maybe not.
This thing?
It's not a book, but it's not even gonna work.
This thing?
this thing on a book but maybe it'll work
and
and
Oh, maybe it's above me.
Hell yeah, that was sick.
Hell yeah, that was so sick.
Fuck yeah.
I thought the book would be up here but it's not.
It says I could loot something literally where I'm standing.
Maybe it's above me, all of this.
It is a gold bar.
Brimstone and Mercury Silver.
Huh.
Trapped with witches.
and gold bars
who has a weapon of the world calling three
I bring the elevator up
perfect, huh, perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect
No, not right.
Okay, well I think I just climb here.
This looks like a climb situation.
Climb with some checkpoints.
I don't know how to... move.
Yeah, I guess I can't... I guess I can't climb like...
What's happening?
Why can't I climb?
What are you doing?
Why did you back up?
For what?
Oh, you're not supposed to stand there, I think.
Yeah, you're not supposed to stand there.
Yeah, I see.
I thought I would just have to do a little climb puzzle here, but no, I guess not.
I mean, if I could make it to that book, maybe they'll let me stand there.
Wait, actually hold on.
Every time I stand on this, it just goes right back down.
Okay, so you don't stand on these items.
Can I stand on this one?
Maybe I'll see.
Not high up there, but...
Alright, so it's not a parkour up.
What am I doing here?
There's a sundial here, I saw it.
I lost it, oh fuck I don't know where it was, up here, wait a minute up here, I swear I
I saw a sundial.
And now...
Is it up here?
Oh, that's...
weird I don't know if I'm doing this puzzle right at all I feel like I'm not I feel like
I was supposed to find something down there but I didn't find something down there and
now I'm confused
I don't know though, something just seems wrong.
Uh, the sundial's gone.
It disappeared.
And then the riddle changed.
Oh fuck.
I'm...
Did I just botch it?
I think I botched it, bro.
I actually think I broke the puzzle.
I think I was supposed to do something on that floor
and I skipped the floor.
Let's see if I hit the button again.
Okay, there's the globe.
Hold on.
Maybe I didn't botch it, maybe it's okay.
I just don't get why it's always going down.
Weird.
Get the spear again.
Be like I'm breaking the puzzle. I am not gonna lie to you. I think I broke it
Map rotator
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
the
of
What's happening?
Grab this telescope.
the telescope. Okay. Uh, is it telescope and candle? What candle up here? Can I grab that
candle? I don't know if this candle is grabbable. I'll look somewhere else. Don't mind if I do.
I'll go grab a small statue.
Magnifying glass. I actually don't know what I'm looking for. Maybe the magnifying glass?
I don't know.
Not the magnify glass, got it.
There's nothing else that I could carry in this unless you could literally, you know,
skin your whores and shit.
There's nothing else that I can actually carry.
Oh, I can carry an hourglass.
So it's just an hourglass, a small statue, and a magnifying glass.
Those are the only things I could carry.
Hourglass it is.
Here.
What do you think about that?
Well, eh.
Or the shot
Or there's nothing else here
What do you offer me man
You want a book
Maybe it's not even a telescope.
I think I'm getting a horse.
like hello there's nothing left to pick up is it upstairs
It should make no sense at all, but...
There's literally nothing. There's nothing I can pick up. Nothing.
There's no pen, guys. Where do you see a pen? I've walked through like every table.
I mean, is it upstairs? It doesn't make any sense, but it could be, I guess.
I just don't think it's this telescope hold on grab you
Oh for the shot I can't pick anything up
I'm holding on to something that makes sense oh my god it's right there wow that is like
what
That is awful so awful
Oh fuck, um, I moved these items. Oh, shit.
Uh, uh. Uh-oh. Um, oh no. These items are under me. I need to get down. Oh, it's fuck.
It's fucked!
These items are at the bottom floor.
It's over.
It's bricked.
What a waste of my time.
Read the book first.
What do you think it's going to respawn?
I mean, maybe it could respawn it, let's see.
Let's see, maybe it'll respawn it.
No, it didn't respawn it.
They're under me.
All of these items are directly under me, so maybe if I fast travel out, maybe it'll...
Bro, what are you doing?
Well, the reward be probably nothing, but I mean it's gonna be a cube for sure.
Every puzzle is always a cube.
So I'm assuming this whole puzzle resets down the Nephaz Travels?
It does.
Does it start from the beginning?
Yeah.
Okay, let's do this again.
Dang, speedrun.
That pen tip is cursed.
Like the least obvious item ever.
Um, okay this thingy?
I need both.
I need both.
Not now.
I'm down.
I'm down.
Are you ready all three, are you ready all three?
Fuck it dude, just slam everything into the pond.
I'm down.
Take this too.
Bang.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah.
Upies, upies, upies.
of
It's definitely going to be a cube.
I
Cannot burn these
Oh, I wasn't in control. All right was it just tweaked out
Cool.
Now what was the point of that?
I wonder.
I don't know.
Yet.
Make this jump.
I punch this? Can I punch this?
I burn this? I don't think I can burn this.
Okay, puzzle god, maybe.
I've done nothing, just bird lines.
Always dark, you know?
that
and
doesn't seem right
unless it is
of
The dark.
What the fuck am I supposed to be doing?
I'm in this guy.
I
Maybe I climb that and slay them at our oh fuck
That's your one here
They're gonna spray some water on this bitch
I don't know what I'm supposed to do here uh punch uh oh fuck I'm gonna fall for sure
I might have to grab on to it, but I feel like I'm gonna fall I
Could maybe do my my my my this thing. I don't think it's gonna work though. It's too big
I think I have to jump on it, but I'm I'm definitely gonna fall
Oh
Okay, I can't climb it either interesting
Do I pull it with my this thing
What am I supposed to do
Okay, uh, well we've done every option that I know, I think, grab, punch, pull.
Okay, so it's none of my abilities.
So is it up here or something, is something up here that I'm missing?
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
A platform like that and stick it in there?
I don't see one.
I hear you about the platform. I just don't know where it is.
That thing right there.
What if I just swap them?
Can I do that?
Get out.
Get out.
Get out.
I thought maybe I turned this one off and then like I don't know another one pops up or something
Is this fire blob thing oh my god, that's it bro looks like a fucking
pixelated mess. I thought it was just like a
shitty fire effect. I don't know it's an actual object
I'm only gonna splash it in water real quick.
I genuinely didn't know that that was a real object.
I thought it was just such a shitty visual, like, of a fire, of a flame thing.
I did not know, genuinely.
Yeah, what about these?
Can't burn the skin, eh?
But if I was supposed to put the fire guy on top of that thing before I put it out.
I guess I could punch that thing down, maybe that'll do something.
Please don't fall.
What's happening?
Uh, do I take this?
Do I?
I don't punch that, no.
This is more elaborate than I was expecting here.
Or I'm just really confused
Something on this left side what I have no clue
I got no clue, gentlemen, but if I keep running around in circles I'll see something, hopefully.
that
one, it's going to be up and around the
Maybe I had the right idea when I was climbing the vine, I just missed something.
Uppies!
Uh, no.
I missed nothing, apparently.
I missed nothing, apparently.
For what the fuck am I looking for?
I got no clue.
I have no clue.
I can't punch the big thing until I power the other thing, but I don't know how to power
the other thing.
I have no clue.
And not even like...
Not even like the slightest clue either.
I'm fucking confused.
I can't rotate the wheel because it's not on oh you mean like the actual wheel like
the like that this wheel I don't think that's gonna work I'm gonna probably fall here but
of the
of
the camp rotate this will sell that works
unfortunately
the
of the
of the
Oh my god, it's this. This is a door, dude.
Oh my god.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my lanta.
I'm really struggling to punch this thing in, but do you make a stepping stone?
I don't know why I can't, can I?
Hold on, I need to line it up, drop it, land on it, come to it.
Right there there they're gonna move any punch you
Very good
Oh my god, there's no more
uh...
wait
wait what just happened
Um, oh am I supposed to wedge the door with the stone?
Jesus, that was elaborate. I think that was pretty elaborate, personally.
I know it doesn't seem like much, but...
Okay, here's a problem.
Do I need to punch this thing?
I don't think I do.
I don't even know how to stand on it.
Oh no, I need to punch it.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna fuck this up.
Alright.
Okay, here we go.
I would do that in three minutes.
No, you wouldn't.
But I respect the, uh, the dishonesty, I guess.
Oh fuck.
ah man, all at the angles
a lot of cubes
Oh, you mean that means you're fruit?
Kiwi, baby!
Do I keep doing more puzzles?
Damn fruit, two day in a row?
Where?
I eat like fruit every day, is that bad?
Wait, actually though.
If that's bad, tell me, I don't know.
I
Changed up, you know, I got some kiwi. I got some strawberries. Sometimes I have some blueberries
Sometimes I have some
Some um, um, um, raspberries?
Um, sometimes I, I, I have a banana every day.
Wait, now I'm concerned. Now I feel like I eat too much fruit.
I have a banana every day, and I have like a mixed fruit, berry, something, always.
Strawberry, blueberries, raspberries, TV, fucking, mangoes, watermelons.
Ain't it all?
I have a problem.
Must be nice to be rich.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh!
Up.
Okay, so the shaky ones break.
This is terrifying.
The worst part about this is if you fall, you have to TP all the way back up.
It's not like it teleports you, like you fall through the world, and then you gotta land...
...and come back.
Is that the Kremzum Desert?
Or am I pointing?
No, that's Delicia.
This game is huge like it's just like bro
It's
It's not like very like the game's not very like rich per se, but it is huge and I could respect that
you know it's going for a quantity over quality angle and the quality isn't even
low it's just like not I either you know what I mean
interesting pretty cool I think a lot of people can appreciate this game because
it's so big y'all fuck with big things huh
Jesus Christ. What the... Where am I? Why am I here? What am I doing?
How the hell am I supposed to make this?
Holy shit, we're gaming. Holy shit, we're gaming.
Holy shit, we're gaming.
If I fly, I'm going to run out of stamina, I think.
Okay, I was a little worried I was going to fly really slow, but I actually flew a lot
faster than I thought.
Yeah, it's a fast travel.
Well, more puzzles.
This part is cool that you could do this though, like if you're just like in a puzzling mood
you could just be like, you know what, I'm gonna hit the abyss and we're just gonna do
some puzzles.
We're just gonna do some tricks on it and it's fine.
I feel like that's pretty cool.
And then if you want to like, cause like, you could do puzzles for abyss artifacts and shit,
but you could also just fucking go on a rampage, you could just kill, you could go to like
bandit zones and have like 600 mobs and you could be like you know what I'm gonna
fucking murder 600 things and then that could be your way of getting cubes too
it's cool a little bit of a little bit for everyone
we'll be on here
This is going really fast.
Can I just go around like this?
We'll go back to that.
Maybe I need to do something there.
the
book
the what
am I exactly trying to do, which I'm trying to turn this off, am I trying to
I'm seeing on the map where the little things are, but I don't know where they actually
are.
slot under me somewhere. Wait. They're like underneath this.
Nice. Silver.
Make me fucking dizzy.
Alright, this is just going back where we came.
I don't... I'm trying to find where I put...
these GPU and CPUs in and I don't know.
I think it's out.
This is a weird one.
I don't know if you guys see something obvious, but so far I don't.
of
a goal of
all my life,
All right
Where am I going oh
We found something
Okay
I guess we gotta get that thing out...
...from somewhere.
of
Oh my god, I'm stuck.
This is crazy.
Nah, punching down is not going to work there, I don't think, I mean maybe on these, maybe
I can make you spin.
But not the great.
I guess we have another one, holy shit, okay.
This is great, nothing's making sense here.
I'm not...
I'm trying to punch down.
Okay.
Absolutely nothing is making sense on this one.
Like, obviously you need to spin these.
This one spins this one, that one spins that one, but you need to find the things in here.
Here's one on this thing, the other one on the other side.
But I gotta do this one first.
How do I do this one first?
I don't know.
How do I get in here?
What do I do?
I don't know.
Go spin.
What can I do with that information?
What can I do with that information?
It doesn't actually work.
Oh my god, it's gonna work.
Okay, hold on.
Uhh.
That little...
Hold Q.
I mean
Oh
Oh shit
What the fuck I did not know you could do that how the hell
What the hell are you supposed to know that okay, that's crazy
I feel like it's fair criticism to say, like, really, like, the attack of this shit's
crazy.
There's so many things that I've just never thought you could do like that.
Now that I'm in here, what do I do?
It doesn't really help me much, because I still don't know how to get out of here.
I'm just gonna slam it into the thing and open it.
You hold on to this and also hold on to that and then also no
I don't know how to get this thing out.
of
I can't see what I'm doing.
see what I'm doing. I can't see. Don't worry, I'll get it through. Is that not the hole?
dude this is so do you think this is the intended solution I don't know there's
a hole up there it looks like it could maybe fit it's kind of stuck that now
though I'm gonna be honest with you
you know there's a hole up there you see that right there there's two of them but
But it's just not, it's too big, it won't fit.
It's actually too big.
It's so big that it's stuck.
Like it's stuck in there, dude.
I guess there's holes on every side.
Anyway, how do I get this thing down?
Oh, okay.
Maybe there's more room on this side.
That was a time. That was way too tight of a space.
I wish I could fucking see...
Am I going blind? Here?
This is crazy, hold on.
Oh my god that was so difficult.
Oh shit.
Dude.
Ha ha ha.
ha ha ha
I don't know that much, yeah
You good, bro?
Well, this game's jank as fuck, man. What do you want from me?
I tried my best with what I got.
Alright.
Oh fuck my ass.
Dude.
Oh, oh, come, come my child, come.
Dude, I, okay, I want you guys to ask yourselves this.
Just, do you think that was good?
Like, truly, do you think that that was a well-designed, like, thing?
Yes, no.
I think the idea was there but having these little slits they could have just
made them like just huge like fuck it you know I'm saying cuz you're trying to
fit you're trying to you know saying you could just make the slits bigger anyway
we still got more to do though I'm gonna figure out where this other CPU is
Probably gonna go all the way around or some shit.
Or maybe make the pieces smaller. Yeah, true. True.
I didn't think it was bad. I just think like, stuff like that could have been, you know, maybe a second pass.
to make it in the puzzle still be the same but you know maybe make it not so
ridiculous
worked on the camera angle worked on the placement something all right we got to
figure out where the secondary CPU is I have no clue
I
This seems like the kind of game that you'd be able to have like a
Like bird vision and you'd like hit a button and the spear would come out
You'd be able to like do a 180 and like look around from like a bird's eye view
That'd be really useful
Seems like they would be the type of game that would have some sort of tool like that
I had to climb my ass up here and it might not even, it might not be anything up here.
Wasted my time.
He wants a drone?
Yeah, I think, I just feel like that's a good piece of utility in a game like this.
Alright, um, it doesn't look like...
There's a CPU here.
Okay, where's the CPU?
Not here.
I'm hoping it would just pop up on my map.
Dude, I don't know where the CPU is.
Oh, then I'm out. There it is, okay.
The cables don't guide you to the CPU.
At least you guys are wondering. I know you guys keep saying follow the cables,
but it's more like you just kind of go look around.
I open this wall? No.
through the waterfall. That makes sense. Wait, the cables do go to the CPU. I lied.
Oh my god.
Hardline.
I'm fucking liar.
Crazy.
My bad.
Get the rest.
Please don't.
It kind of sounds like Zelda music a little bit.
Does this not sound like music when you're in a shrine?
Slightly
I am a stamina dude I could barely barely do that job
I did it
Oh way
How the fuck am I going to do this?
Okay, we're going to go here and get some stand back on this, and then we're just going
to hit a nasty glide.
Dang.
Oh fuck.
And...
Jesus.
Okay, I'm gonna fall.
Wait, hold on.
Why not?
People with a lot of free time would enjoy this.
Oh for sure.
It's what someone said the other day, saying it's a game that people want to just play
to consume it and just, you know, enjoy the game for being a game.
It's definitely good for those people.
Dude, these puzzles are long. I felt like I just spent like 30 minutes each on those
puzzles. Where am I on the map? No. Wait, I could go to the pirate ship right here.
And I think that's fun. Actually I may as well get the next fast travel point.
Because this is the power chips right here which is next to this fast travel
And I may as well keep going
Get the other one more once I get ahead of this
It is cool to I will say it is cool to have a
Uh oh, uh oh fuck my ass, uh uh oh no, uh I think I'm gonna have to go to the
pirate ship guys. I don't know if there's any hope for me.
Alright where is it?
Come on over here.
Is it underwater? Or is it over here? Where is it?
See no fucking pirate ship.
At least kill something.
Killing stuff isn't...
I'm gonna be honest, killing stuff is not much different than doing a puzzle.
I'll be honest with you.
I think the puzzles are better
Hey, what's up? What's up?
I am. Fuck you up, buddy. Eat shit.
Wait. Did I go in the parachute? Oh, I do.
Cool. What's up?
Hey! There's no one in here. Okay.
pirate king hat.
I lose movement speed so it's actually worse than mine, but it's definitely gonna be drippy.
There's no point in me doing any other combo or anything because
I kill them, I kill every mob with just one left click anyway, so it looks cooler to use my ability.
The only mob I don't kill with one left quick is the, um, Elites, they take a little more
than one, but...
that's the elite right here
That guy takes a little longer.
Obviously.
The captain is dead.
Well, I got a fancy little pirate hat.
It's not better than mine, but I might look more drippy.
Now I have a pet, but I have to keep resummoning him and it's fucking annoying and I don't
care.
What are those mines?
Well that was cool, I guess.
Um, what skill points do I have?
I have nine cubes!
Holy, all the cubes!
All right, all the cubes.
Do I do more damage with my main character,
or do I pick stamina or some health?
Or do I?
Um, do I level up flight?
stamina is definitely good for sure
Um.
Here, we'll do one stamina bar.
What does flight level two even do?
Just shift to reduce errors. I can fly a little faster. That's kind of nice. I'll get that. It's only one artifact.
Okay, so I can fly a little faster. This also gives me an aerial roll.
Um, that useful? I don't know.
I wonder if I can't learn this, grappling level 3.
What is, where even is grappling?
I have grappling level 3, don't I?
Grappling level 3.
Oh, is it one of these?
What is?
Oh, throw people.
left click to make a hot kick oh shit that's cool you could restrain and have
a hostage awesome enemy flamin enemy just what I'm saying this game has a lot of
like cool shit that you could do but you don't actually need to use any of it
Maybe I'm just fucking riding his back.
Ooh.
I use this ability a decent bit, spinning slash.
This one's a good one, it's just more melee damn.
Honestly, we're gonna max this.
Just flat damn.
I'm a big damn guy and we'll also put one in here.
And then...
level 2 focus, oh that's kind of cool, I'll save my cubes, is there any loot in here?
I don't know who there is, I think it was just the fire chest.
I don't really like to steal stuff, and I think it's really weird that you can steal from bad men.
Like for example, there's loot in here, but I don't want to steal, because it's weird.
You want to knock a quick swap?
I did?
I think I did, yeah, you're right, hold on.
It was this, right?
Press Z to rapidly switch between your primary and secondary weapons to perform an attack.
Oh, this is only useful if you're, it's only useful if you're, um, if you're using a shield.
I may as well see what the hat looks like, hold on.
the drip oh that looks pretty cool actually but that looks for I mean I
dude I gotta keep it for the drip but dude that looks pretty cool do you like
my dog isn't here I could keep summoning him look at him I was idiot I'm a pet
I'm still not in here.
Maybe you just can't get on the ship because, oh, I'm on a ship.
Dancing Catfish Claw, Jesus Christ!
Oh my God, I could not read that.
Dancing Catfish Claw, armor.
That was hard one to say.
honest. Alright. Where was I going originally? Oh yeah, I was thinking about maybe doing this
sanctum because it looked kind of hard and you get a cool sword. I don't care about a two-handed
sword because that's not what I want to use and it looks like it's a two-handed sword but I could
use it and I could like extract all of its stuff out of itself and then put it into my swords which
which could be pretty cool.
This could be really hard too,
it looks like you fight a boss or something.
And I'm trying to do the side quest of ancient ruins.
There's another ancient ruin all the way up here.
I think I'm a benediction.
So high up.
My boss is gonna mop the floor with you?
Really?
Fuck it.
And that sounds fun.
I have, dude, nothing has mopped the floor with me, so I'm kind of down.
I'll do it, or I'll try to do it.
How the fuck do I get there?
if I fall from up here?
I'm so down to get mopped.
Oh wait, this is a nice piece. Yeah, this shift stuff is nice. Wow.
Throwing a force bomb at the end for more distance?
the
is that is it over there was a room for third
Not even close!
Prepare some food?
It's fine.
I would love to get fucked up by a boss, truly.
I am so down.
I am so down to get my ass fucking beat, because it just hasn't happened yet.
And I think it's because I've been always, um, I feel like I've been always over-preparing
because I love making sure my character's like, up to par.
How the fuck do I get up?
there that's insane I have to climb all of this shit
maybe if I take the road it'll get me there
me a little closer oh it's this okay hold on
let's forget wait are they gonna let me in
here all my clothes and they like you now
I saved it in ship. I think it's that lodge right up there. Fuck it. We'll just uh, climb, I guess.
I want to make sure I got some hide.
Grab a tree and fling yourself up.
I don't know if that's really gonna...
I don't know if that really saves you.
I think it's faster to just run.
Every time.
So how this game looks way better on YouTube stream than Twitch?
Yeah, you could just use a higher bitrate.
My YouTube stream probably looks a little bit better, yeah.
YouTube streams always look better, though.
I swear, even if you use the same bit right on both, I swear they look better.
I don't know why Twitch doesn't let us use more, well, I know why actually, it's expensive,
right?
But, it's just, fuck.
Man, Twitch needs to make some money, they need to figure it out.
What's the hat's special ability?
I don't know, Detect Treasure.
Oh.
Whoa.
is this bloodstone this is bloodstone this is for sure bloodstone I can't
mine it though
wait can I do this
Nah, this isn't granite because I could mine granite with my drill.
My drill doesn't let me mine this stuff.
Unless I'm aiming in the wrong spot.
No, this is definitely bloodstone.
This is for sure 100%.
I gotta remember this for whenever I can mine it.
Bloodstone's huge for upgrades.
I wonder why I can't mine it though.
Garnit?
Wait, why does it say Garnit?
Oh, this is Garnit.
What?
Hello?
That's maybe Garnet and the other's Bloodstone?
Why is it on me?
Mind this shit.
If this is actually Garnet, I definitely should be able to.
Oh, those were fake rocks.
They're not real.
This is not a real rock.
It is Garnet.
Dang it, I got all excited for nothing.
Garnet can suck me.
My name is Garnet. Hello?
I'm so down to get fucked.
I'm so down to get fucked.
I'm so down to get fucked.
How come my earring pops up at the bottom left?
Music.
What?
I'll try to hit B but I don't know anything.
Music.
Oh.
Oh
Good air pod
Okay, shut up shut up shut up shut up actually there
Now I am the iron.
Oh, how are you not doing the ability, man?
defeat Anton Dabra's sword.
What's happening?
Wait, wait, I'm not ready!
I'm not ready!
Holy, this guy hurts.
Oh my god.
My god.
That's not fair. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready.
This is a cow. This is a cow. This is a cow!
Oh, these guys aren't real to hit.
This is a cow. I need it. I need it.
I wasn't fully...
I wasn't fully prepared for this.
Okay, let's reset, let's reset, that doesn't count.
I didn't have spirit, we sharded.
Let's do a little reset, okay, this guy's kinda hard.
Well, I've never seen these options before.
Oh, cause I've never died to a boss.
Oh, new options, fun.
Damn.
Damn!
Sorry, man.
It's interesting I can't dodge that.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, man.
It's interesting I can't dodge his abilities unless I have spirit.
I wonder if that's the same for parry. You can't parry if you don't have spirit.
Oh, what's wrong with you?
Ah, wrong.
Two-core drop.
Holy fuck, this guy hits hard.
Oh my god.
God, it's so hard.
He's beating me with a wrench.
He does.
I tried to bury him, so be fair.
I tried to bury.
Dude.
Oh my god.
I'm dying to a fucking wrench.
Did they even nerf him? This boss? No, they only nerf two bosses.
I want to see what does give up do I've never hit this option was this too this guy hits
me so fucking hard I don't one thing I really don't love about every boss
So far I guess the monkey was fine, but they do this TP thing all the time every boss
It's just as has this TP bullshit. It's such like a cop out for a good boss fight where they're just TPing around
Shit this was a far away I am
Well what I could do
is not gonna matter but I was like maybe I could like sharpen my weapons I
could help but it's not gonna help that much I guess still is gonna kill me so
fast I don't know if my defense is just too low or what it hits like a fucking
truck it hits like I got damn truck wait it's my shit reinforced oh it is damn
He's hitting me that's how much he's hitting me for with reinforced armor. Oh my I'm cute
insane
Maybe my health is too low
Like base I don't know I have 600 health is that a lot probably not
He's good, but I have to
You aren't even trying to dodge I
The dodge on this game is pathetic, bro.
It's... that's the dodge.
His cleave is larger than it.
Did you get the upgraded dodge?
That's a great question, didn't I?
dodge where would that be? Is it this? Is it that it? No. Upgraded dodge. Oh this. Oh
Oh, that's such an ASCII bind.
Even worth it? How many notes worth it?
Oh, you just hit the button.
Okay, so why would you ever want to use this dodge if you could use this dodge?
I don't know if I am equipped enough for this thing.
Perfect dodge also restores your spirit, I think it's the other way around, I think
Why it uses your spirit?
Oh, I heard it.
Every time I ult dodge, it tanks my spirit.
I feel like a bunch of peasants, but they're kind of strong.
Can I do this without killing the guy?
Or do I need to kill the guy?
I need this thing.
Come through the hole.
Hello?
Come to me.
I think I'm not sure.
Is this part of this code?
Yeah.
Oh wait, it goes here.
spacebar man spacebar
I need a cube, okay, I can do that.
I can find a cube.
Yeah.
You're still gonna play more marathon?
I might.
But I did kind of do mostly everything.
Like I know I didn't do the compiler, but I don't really care too much and I also don't
care about ranks.
Um.
What?
I don't have a good helmet.
That's pretty good.
I'm disguised.
Damn!
Look at me!
Alright, so it's under me somewhere.
Alright, let's just wall.
Raise the sun.
Raise the sun.
Oh, wait, no, that's not- that's where I have to put it in.
I still gotta find the thing.
Or wait.
No. That's right.
That'll be...
What's that?
I don't know what that's for. Put it down.
Oh wait, that's the same pants I have.
These are decent.
They're for movement speed though.
I don't know what's better, like, is a lot of movement speed good in this fucking game?
No clue.
I think I have to go around it and then push it from the other side that's what I think
I have to do the door here what the fuck is this this is not correct what was the point of that
Okay, this boss is hard.
Oh my god.
I don't know how to spit this thing out now.
Um, have to use my pot.
Discard?
I've never done that before.
Do I try this mini-boss that is smoking my shit still?
Do I see if I can power through it or ignore it and go explore something now?
Don't wait is there a fast travel here? There's a question mark
Well, there it is.
I know this won't matter, but I'm going to sharpen my weapons.
I know that's not really going to do anything, but it might be some cocaine.
You know, this game has, like, buffs and stuff.
I wonder if that's worth investigating, like making potions and, like, attack consumes
and stuff
All right, I know there's like food buffs and stuff so I wonder like can I make like
a nice meal or make like a nice little potion or something?
Like a three minute buff potion?
I don't like my cone head.
Is that weird?
The armor on the shop?
This shop or the other shop?
The armor is pretty bad on the other shop.
can create hell yeah hit it hit it stay you see what skill and fire oh oh oh I'm
getting kind of distracted but I wanted to see I think I wanted to see where I
I craft those fucking oh my god do I not have the waypoint
oh I might not have the waypoint
the dudes the men
the dudes with the pots
I still want to know where
the lightning spear like what does that mean
I got a blueprint for it and I don't even know where to craft it like what does
that mean
And my only guess is it's the people that blew up here.
Here, here, here, here, this I think.
Is this it?
Blocked by bandits?
This?
This?
This this this this this
This ah
I got there in the end that looks so cool
Yeah, I'm assuming this is where you craft the cool stuff or some of the cool stuff.
I got some cool blueprints for weapons and stuff, and I don't even know.
Up here, maybe?
Workshop. Whoa, what is this? Cuckoo pots.
Okay, what the fuck am I looking at cuckoo bolts bitter
What
Wait, where's the spear where's the cuckoo spear I don't see it. I definitely got the BP for it
Unless this is the cuckoo spear, it's just called a bolt spinner for some reason
Oh wait, it's right here in blind.
Kukoo Spear.
You need a Kukoo Spear, a Lightning Spear, batteries, and electrocom...
Oh, that's...
What?
What even are those?
What does that even mean?
Alright.
Oh, I sold one of these peddler's packs before.
Oh, that's cool.
Alright, well...
You've come to work isn't as easy as it looks.
That's cool.
I don't know where to find any of that, but it's still cool.
All right, let's go shove my fucking head into this boss and
I believe in you shroud. Thank you. I don't believe it myself
Oh no my armor my armor thing fell off
Son of a bitch
Where's an anvil I
Actually don't know where the fuck's an anvil is it in town? Oh shit in my ass
I remember the Anvil down here. Maybe I'll go there. It was like over here somewhere.
There's one in town you could use.
You use it then it'll show on the map.
Well it didn't pop up on the map.
There's got to be one in town, you're right.
There's no way the internet bullied them, they're making it easy or bad.
I mean, it was just two bosses, and the bosses were tied to Maine.
And I feel like that kind of makes sense.
If there's probably people out there who only want to do the Maine, they don't care.
And if they don't care about anything else.
Not being able to do the main, you know, I get it. Can I use this?
Where's the anvil I can use?
Are you guys sure there's an anvil here? I figure it's lighted me. Only there is.
And they didn't nerf all the bosses in the game. They just nerf
One
Or two, sorry
I don't think there's an angle guys. You guys lied to me
There's one there the dead cows, I don't remember the dead cows like down here or something, right?
Your shit won't!
I think the dead cows were over here somewhere.
Yeah, they're right here.
Handle here somewhere?
Uh...
There.
Down here?
Yeah.
I had no clue.
No, it wasn't.
I wasn't in that Smithy, there was nothing there.
It is.
Okay, where though?
Are you sure?
you're saying it is but it's not it's not there's just no way I I'm just gonna
go to where I remember one which was somewhere actually don't fully remember
it was somewhere down here it's weird that it's not on my map but I know I hit
one down here for sure 100% I hit one
This camp?
Yeah, I was in this camp, er...
Yeah, I turned your suit.
This is the one that I hit.
It doesn't bob up on the map, but...
Going across the map for a fucking handle!
Anyways, extra defense!
of
the
of
the animals was I don't know it's not an end of
There's no anvil in that town, I swear.
I swear on me mom.
Oh, wait, there's people here. That's cool.
I liberated all the guys.
I don't know if that's worth it at all.
It does give me...
Oh, that gives you a lot of defense actually.
That's gotta be worth it.
I don't know how defense factors into actual damage, but you know.
Alright.
You can wear glasses in this game?
Let's see if I can kill this idiot.
Like 6 to 7 more defense.
Oh, it's not for peace.
Your helmet's very aerodynamic, thank you.
I don't know if I should save, but I will.
Alright, time to get my shit pushed in.
Push my shit and...
Bro!
Dude!
I'm called for, man!
Dude, I have no damage.
This guy's gonna be so different, like almost impossible.
He's gonna be almost impossible for me in this current spot, there's no way.
There's no way?
I hit him for fucking like a wet noodle.
Dude, I hate you.
He's teleporting to that man.
I hate it.
Also, I need to...
I need to do something.
I swear this is true.
Don't attack me, please.
Thank you.
That's a pull ability.
Oh my god, I made that flash.
Oh my god, mechanics!
That was all the damage I did, that was pathetic.
It's so hard.
Should I use a pill?
I'd be like maybe I could use one pill?
Maybe?
Oh.
I can't see, I can't see, I can't see.
Oh yeah.
I wish the game stayed locked on, but it does not.
Which makes me sad.
Hey.
I take big pill.
Why am I taking no damage?
I'll just spam pills.
No, leave it early.
No, leave it early.
I
Don't knock me off, please.
I work too hard.
Here, this game is so bad, it's so mad, like, truly, truly remarkably bad.
just just aim where I'm aiming please
whoa I'm literally aiming at the guy
huh huh I'm aiming at him but that way
motherfucker sorry it's so in the combat
so bad I'm sorry I'll say it it's just
It is. It just is.
Also, I need to rebind this because spamming F3 might be the worst keybind, no-demand.
I need to rebind that button.
Alright, one of those pieces should have been...
Yeah, it's pretty bad, um, what does it do, though?
That's pretty cool.
Alright, well, we're gonna dismantle it.
We're gonna dismantle this bitch.
Yeah, dude, it's so fucking jank, I can't stand it.
I'm thinking maybe a controller would help, but I don't, like, I don't want to use a controller.
You know what I'm saying?
Is that really a solution? Use a controller.
You want to lock on targets? Yeah man, every time you're blinding light it fucking
cancels.
So, when you, okay, so this game has a tendency of having mobs that teleport, right?
So if you lock on a target,
he teleports, you have to lock on again.
And then, if you're blinding light,
you have to lock on again.
So, you just have to keep spamming lock-on every single time the boss comes into frame.
Which sounds easier, but when they teleport as many times as they do, and as many times as you may use blinding light,
um, it becomes a really just big pain in the ass.
Personally, I don't think blinding light should, um...
I don't think blinding light should take off the lock-down bullshit.
and
extract this word
I have been waiting for you, I have been waiting for you, welcome.
I have been waiting for you.
Extract attack speed or attack.
I don't really know.
attack speed like kind of like
Wander at your leisure see what calls to you
Don't think this is gonna be worth it, but I want to try our paths will cross again
Yeah, take out your sword here or something.
Oh, I need to turn on.
Why did I turn Framegen back on?
Cool.
Um, let's turn Framegen back on now that the boss is dead.
Fuck it, it was gen 4, there she is.
Hey you, every time you play parry games, it's very noticeable to frame gen versus not frame gen.
So like if I ever play a parry or like a dodge game, like when I'm open to world like this, I'll turn frame gen on, that's fine.
But you just can't do that normally
You're gonna boss like it's too hard to hit the pixel perfect timing
All right, I'm rude I know
All right, I need one more sanctum. Yeah, I think I need one more sanctum for this quest
This one is really high up there and I have a feeling it's gonna be really hard whatever the hell is going on here
Got the anatombra again
You know what it probably won't be that hard
That's so far
Go.
You watch Project Hail Mary?
I did not.
I heard it's really good though.
This game is good bro, out of time, ah, seven.
This is pretty good.
Seven but you got to remember it's extremely large so that means you're getting a lot of seven out of ten
You know what I mean, which is pretty sick. That's like a good thing
Cuz like the worst is playing like a seven but then the game is like ten hours long and you're like well I
could have had a
you know
Much better time doing anything else
But like when you get like a seven from a game that's like that hundreds of hours. That's pretty cool. I think
Then you got a lot to do.
You won't feel as let down.
The worst feeling is like going through a story game and it's like six to eight hours
long and then by the time you get to the end you're like, man that game was kind of big.
And then you kind of feel sad.
But when you play like a large mid game, um, I don't know, it just feels better.
For me anyway, I think it feels better.
It's like a very open world game, probably New Vegas to be honest.
But Elden Ring is pretty insane too, I don't know, like, pretty good.
I feel like Elden Ring for the gameplay, but Elden Ring for the gameplay and like the open
world like exploration of finding bosses, but like I like New Vegas for all the faction
choices.
I think it's really fun to see how far you go down like a chain of faction missions.
I love action systems and games, and they're really fun.
Get three enemies at once at this point.
I don't have any time to do that game though, I just don't.
Well if you guys got 10 out of get 10 games but I just don't I mean like
Counter-Strike as a shot like not just one game specifically but like Counter
Strike as a whole is probably 10 out of 10. That's the concept you know what I mean?
But that's not really fair because they've been 20 plus years of domination.
I might have a hot take here, but I think the on-use Abyss gears, like the sockets,
might be kind of trash.
I think it's better to socket your gear with like, lat something, like attack, speed.
Just damn, then having those sockets.
At least these charter ones seem kinda badass.
Now stand at the top, now!
Bro...
Why didn't you make you mine?
He's flying guys, there are problems, I can't do anything about him.
I need a flying guy's, where are the flying guys?
I am.
Fuck.
Fuck.
He's right there.
Come here.
Come here.
Winner, please
Yes, yes
One I don't know how many of these flying dudes there are though. I don't know if I could have killed all
There's something you can't...
Why not need to? Hold on, why not need to?
Relax, relax, relax. Stop getting stuck, man.
like what are you doing here fucking no kill me pull out of the brain in game
I
I need to get that ability that brings people down, the winch ability, big time.
I need to invest so many points, but...
Alright, so I got my cube.
One of them.
I need a top. I need a top. I need a top. I lift this. I push this. Can I super push
I grab this, and I twist this, no, and I pop this, and I suck this, no, no sucky,
What are you getting stuff on really I think this game in small moderation could be quite
better than playing it like streamer hours you know I'm saying the little things start
to fucking start adding up. You start getting stuck and stumbling on rocks, you're tripping
on stairs, you're getting stuck on walls. Welcome back! How was it? Your heal's...
He went to a healer and scheduled one.
They're missing here.
I think I don't have to stand up for that.
Yes, we're going up.
Please go up. Please for the love of God.
I've never had to do this before since the tutorial.
Do I do this?
No, I don't.
You did this in the tutorial one time and you've never had to do it again.
Okay, so it's not that.
Just do anything? Okay, we're not down for the vibes.
Uh, okay. I don't like it like that.
Down? Okay.
Leather helm of a fallen kingdom, that's pretty cool. Who's that?
35% turning slash damage.
Wait, that's huge. That's the, um...
Oh, I look sick!
Yes!
Turning slash is this, I think.
Or no, um, turning slash is this.
Or is it this?
I forgot.
I think it's the shift left click.
No, that's spinning slash.
That was turning slash.
Oh, it's the left-right click.
Well, that's pretty good, I guess.
Hmm, I might want to up-e that, to be honest.
Cause then I can always turn in slash into like a combo.
It's pretty good with the artifact I just got.
Oh, one of these things.
I'm gonna upgrade this helmet. I think this is pretty good.
Not even close.
Hello?
Is it good or maybe...
Is it? I think it's good.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Yeah, the movement is crit, like, if you could put up with the movement, you could do anything.
I think you could truly do anything.
I think you could take on the world.
If you could play this game for 100 hours and not even have a little bit of tilt at
movement or anything or any of the jankness you could take on the world I'm
telling you you could be president of the United States I know it's not really a
high bar anymore but you could you could you've purified the sanctum of
benediction I had no doubt you'd manage it the sanctum supports the stability of
the abyss down here on the surface as with much of what we do it's true
You wait and effect unfiltered immediately.
Your actions today have made a lasting difference.
May wisdom die upon you.
Alright, so what did I do?
I cleared four sanctums.
Wait, no?
A laser helmet.
What the fuck is this laser helmet?
I still have the professor, the thing.
I thought that was four Sanctums.
What do you mean?
What is this quest log?
Where are my quests?
One more I guess.
Wait.
There's a witch here?
Did I never cleanse this place?
Doesn't this game own?
I wouldn't say it owns, but it's good.
If it was a little less infuriating, like, in the micro-moments of like, moving around
and stumbling on rocks and whatever, or like, targeting wrong directions, if that part was
a little bit better, it would help my sanity for sure.
Like I think the game in the world is cool, those little things just, it feels like I'm
being poked by daggers.
Piss me off.
It once more glows with radiant light.
They sought to smother this place in the darkest of shadows.
I'm grateful you stopped them before it was too late.
Okay, so that's less even matter I can make a cuckoo spear now a normal cuckoo spear
Talk to Ella when the witch, okay, I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna do that, your headpiece
is sick, I know right, it's cool!
I just got it, I'm looking drippy.
of
us again. Thank you for reclaiming what is ours. At you girl. I can feel our power flow
once more. Chicken. We don't eat a lot of chicken these days. There are five witches
who maintain order, myself included. For ages, we have each stood our ground. Seeing the
world through our immortal eyes yet our love for the land is no different than yours your fate
binds you to them as well when you've met with us all visit the labyrinth grove a small gift awaits
that speaks of our gratitude. I like gifts.
Hmm. Hmm.
That's a witch's showroom.
Must be a
special use for this. I love your memories.
That's a good one.
Bone pick, great hand.
That's cool.
Okay, that's two-handed weapons.
I could sell that book and make some money back.
This is Bose.
I'm saying this is a sandbox game.
What does that even mean?
It just kind of means you do...
Don't expect to like...
Don't expect to be wowed by like...
How do I explain this sandbox game?
You won't get the quality of like a on-rails experience
From like AAA story games, you know what I'm saying? Like you're not getting the last of us quality story game
You're not like, you're not getting that rich story
Because it's a sandbox game where like the map is way too big for its own good
And you kind of do whatever you want at your own pace
Explore what you want to explore
You want to climb to a mountain in the distance do it are you gonna get anything for it?
probably not
besides the satisfaction of getting to the mountain I guess and
And you kind of choose your own fun, right? You picked your own little adventure to go on and you do it
That's kind of what sandbox means. They give you a lot of tools
To do things you use those tools to just do random shit and it doesn't really give you anything sometimes
It's just to say you did it like literally that's it
Kind of like the whole purpose of a sandbox game is they give you a bunch of toys to play with and
Do what you will with them or nothing do nothing to I guess, you know
You don't want to do anything with those toys fuck it
You want to just do the main and not do anything off beat you do that too, I guess
You have that luxury way out of a hundred silver. What happened? Where did I get all his money?
What was I doing she had a gift for me she said somewhere
wait what did she say? gave her craft crafting recipe but she said something
about a gift
pack plus five
then meet all the witches and we'll get a gift or some shit so I've met another
another witch. This is a witch and then I met a witch over here in this cave. I think
it's in this cave. Is that who is she referring to? Is she referring to those witches?
I wonder if this witch doesn't count for this quest, because she's like a tutorial witch.
Maybe she's not even a witch actually, I think she's just like an alchemist or something.
Are you even a witch?
Are you a fake witch?
In here?
I think she's a fake ass fucking witch.
You're not a real witch, Sylvia, are you?
She might be a real witch, I'm not sure, I actually don't know.
He might.
Well anyway, I know where two witches are.
I need five.
That's the end of my witches journey.
Okay, well now what?
I guess I go to the new zone.
I mean, there's a lot of other side stuff I could do.
I get more medium sacks.
I like medium bags.
Or I could just go to the new zone, which is up here at the menisys.
The menisys. Wait, hold on.
Fuck.
When asshole, I forgot. When I was in the sanctum of benediction,
I wanted to go to this house because there was a question mark and I was curious.
And I didn't even go. I'm such a cock.
My horse is still there, can I TP to him?
Damn it!
I could go here and kill some bandits too.
There's some red smoke side quests.
This last side quest was really interesting, so maybe this one's interesting too.
There a pirate ship at the bottom map?
Yeah, there it is.
Her Nard and Dementis.
Yep, you got it.
That's fucking out the way!
Now this works.
Thanks, old skinnam.
Baaaaa!!
Baaaa!!!
Why is that?
Those buttons are the same.
They're two different buttons.
They're just not.
Baaaaa!!!
Baaaaaaaaaah!
Poucher!
It's spinning, look at my helmet!
Alright, I'm going to some red smoke.
I think I'm gonna have to kill all these bandits.
That's my guess.
I'll start by killing these ones.
What's up?
He better run.
I won't kill him.
I won't kill him, I will however kill you, use me to fire me, I'm coming in.
I hate the flickering lantern, man.
Oops, sorry.
Sorry about that.
Hit the wrong button.
Assuming I open the gate, maybe I'm supposed to kill all these babies.
I probably just opened the gate.
I don't know why I actually got to crank it, do I?
I do.
I guess I'm just supposed to rip apart all these bombs.
Kill every bandit known to man.
Oh my gosh, is that a fast travel point?
There was one here the whole time?
God, damn it.
I need to pay attention to those more often.
Hey, Manville.
Fuck it, let's get to work.
So, what was that quest I just did?
I'm going to go back to sound.
I'd quest fucking Andy, but it's going to be time to upgrade my helmet because it looks
cool.
Man, if this game didn't have fast travel, I don't think anyone would play it.
No fast travel sounds at all.
This forge has restored many fine blades.
What do I want to upgrade on my new helmet, right?
Can I not?
Oh, I put it in the fucking...
I put it in my storage.
He'll be...
...a Doctor Cal.
So my name is gonna steal your stuff.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck.
Oh I got this.
Oh yeah.
Oh Jesus, we're gonna be here a while.
Oh Jesus.
Um, okay, we need to somehow...
We're gonna be here a while. Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh Jesus.
Hold on.
So we need to sync up...
The one on the left needs to be one offbeat for this, right?
So I need to flip...
And then...
Oh Jesus Christ. Oh, this is gonna be so hard.
Oh, I'm already stumped.
I'm already stumped.
Like, I know what I need to do, but I don't know how to do it.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Holy fuck, I'm so goddamn good at what I do!
It's cra- it actually is crazy.
Like, I don't understand.
Is this another steel situation?
It is, isn't it?
Can't fucking take it!
all right
oath of darkness
the defense nothingness nothingness it's ass don't do anything but
hold on my earring didn't do anything either oh fuck oh fuck
You're a stink.
Oh fuck.
Here. I'll redeem myself.
Hello there.
I knew I could count on you.
There's something.
I don't think you even have a steel system.
What's the point?
Just make it like a vow, you just take everything.
It doesn't do anything.
Just walk out of the circle. What's the point?
Um...
was I doing I want to check this hearing really quick the worst crime
system I've ever seen I mean that's what I'm saying like you don't need to have a
crime system no one's gonna fault you for it
All that's gonna have is health again.
Useless to me.
Damn, my earring's 5 defense.
There's a lot.
It can't be upgraded, but still.
I want to hear all about what my work has seen out there.
How's the shield symbol?
I don't know.
What's up with the shadows?
Night time.
Night time is really ugly in this game.
I don't know.
What's up with the shadows? Night time. Night time is really ugly in this game, I don't know.
Honestly, night time is ugly in a lot of games. It's hard to capture night time, truly.
not this game's fault. Hello. What music? Oh you love the music? Everyone in the chat
hates it you love it yeah you dance wait you guys hate the music of the Smith
Hannah says she's dancing all the time she hears it you're dancing
I should have.
I hope the sockets get more interesting.
I think they will.
I think they're actually gonna get like,
I think this is gonna be a game that power creeps heavy.
But the sockets are just gonna fuck them.
Just be like, explode on impact or something
when you swing your sword.
Did I get the wrong hide?
No fucking way.
Don't tell me I got the wrong hide. I did, didn't I?
Short hair hide.
Thin hide.
No.
Did I get the wrong hide?
I think I got the wrong hide.
No way!
I need thick hide.
Oh my god, okay, hold on, we're back.
I just wish I had infinite storage, I really do.
Just hold on to everything.
I mean, I'm a- look at me, I'm passing through time, I'm a fucking superhero.
You don't think I- you don't think it would be too far back at infinite buckets?
Oh, I'm saying my two cents
Big hide wait do I even have thick hide what if I don't even have thick hide
I do not much though. I think this is probably from the bears that I killed and we're back
I've always wondered because like making a game like this an MMO is like impossible, right?
Like there's just too many people.
Like, why don't they make something like this, but smaller, where it's still an MMO, but it's more like instance-based?
Like, why can't this whole map be an MMO, but like, not for 10,000 people?
Like, why, it doesn't have to be that big. Like, why can't it just be like, I don't know, for like, 100 people or something?
You know, like an MMO doesn't have to be like, thousands of people in a server, you know?
This forge has restored many fine blades.
The one more stick hide and an abyss artifact.
The master is behind the kind.
You self-declined, sir?
True strength comes from the soul, not just the kind.
My skills are always at your disposal.
I've got plenty of fine goods on all at fair prices.
I've got some new wares in it, make sure you take a look.
Damn those books sell for long.
Oh yeah, another thing that sandboxes provide in games 2 is like, they provide
a lot of tools for people that's like I swear 90% of players won't interact with
them but for those 10% of players it could be pretty cool
alright whatever I don't care I was gonna see if there was like like a certain
like hide I can buy it's after a little more time but are you look like you sell
some hide. Well, brother, you're not. The tannery guy? I don't know, what fucking tannery?
Tanery guy freak fuck you. Oh you a guy. That's a freak. Tanery guy
Tanery guy
Tanner from high school
Tanner. I don't see you. I don't see no Tanner. That's a nice fool. Maybe it's this
question mark over here. This? I've never met you. I should probably hit
question mark more often oh my god a f***ing bag
blob on my knob wait what's this
bath house
Take this. Thank you.
Negate spirit consumption for 4 seconds?
That's pretty good. You want to spam abilities for 4 seconds?
This is the kind of shit that's so crazy.
It reminds me of KCD2, where you have all these alchemy and all these things to brew and all these things to interact with.
And like I said 90% of people won't interact with any of that
But it's there which is pretty cool
A lot of that's on me now
Take potions and Witcher 3 exactly yeah, you could do you could go the extra mile by making those potions and elixirs and stuff
to, you know, get yourself ready for a boss fight, or just say fuck it, just raw dogged.
Like corn on the cobbath. Check in with Mias. Alright, reward will be Freya's elixir, Apollonia's
elixir, and Lesser something elixir. Defeat the Crimson Nightmare. Sure, I'll do that.
probably enough. I'll get some pots for it.
I didn't right click there, man. I didn't right click there.
I'm at it.
I'm a completionist, this game will make me hunt for every single knowledge entry.
A lot of MMOs, western MMOs, I'm sorry, eastern MMOs, are built the same way too,
where you have like a compendium or codex, where you have this knowledge here,
here and it's all these like you know 31 and 400, 39 and 75, all of this shit, a lot of like Aon2 for
example, Aon2 that's this whole game. Aon2 is literally this game but MMO edition. It's just
that's the entirety of the game. I actually think Aon2 is pretty fucking cool but I'm worried because
I think when it comes to us, the US of A, the greatest fucking country in the world, I think it'll
He monetized the fucking shit
Sorry, I'm under contract I had to throw that in there legally I had to legally throw that in there every time I talk about America
USA USA
What's up, bitches
I'm in the fuck up, what's killing me?
Oh, the fights, dude.
I'm running into the spikes.
And the arrow guys, I guess.
Can we fight somewhere else?
So I'm not getting fucking poked at by all these archers.
Pleasing thank you.
And the arrow guys I guess.
Can we fight somewhere else so I'm not getting fucking poked down by all these archers?
Pleasing thank you.
Can I get in here?
This combat reminds me of Odyssey so much where you have like a one or two combo that
you really like and you just spam the fuck out of it cuz it's so strong.
I'm getting huge lag specs on your setup, I can last up to 700 in a little second.
Oh, thanks for the help.
8 hours train while? I can't believe it's already been 8 hours man, the time flies in this fucking game. I feel like I've done nothing. Like I've been playing for 8 hours and I feel like nothing has happened.
I'll meet on my pet, so I'm at least looting now
It's fucking useless in looting
Coming up man
Are you hooked now are you still looking I'm not hooked but I
Obviously, I'm enjoying it more like I'm getting some interesting items. I'm getting interesting gear interesting skills
The quests are a little better, so like, it's gotten better, it's just like...
I really like mopping up these enemies.
Heh, it's kinda fun.
Like I said, just reminds me of Odyssey a lot, and I really enjoy Odyssey, so I do not mind.
It's kind of like equally jank as Odyssey 2.
Odyssey has a lot of those moments because it's an Assassin's Creed game, so you run
up walls and then you get slightly stuck.
Ah
I didn't know I was supposed to kill all these guys, but I don't mind sexy.
It's not much, but I think it's just fun too, mopping people up.
What the fuck is happening here?
Oh, am I fighting a cube?
Like, what's going on?
What's happening?
What the fuck is this?
I can't even hit- dude, I hit him for dirt!
I don't hit him for shit!
Okay, I'm gonna punch him.
No.
Wait.
No.
Did I pull him around?
No.
Um...
of
No wonder now why beat his ass.
This ass fight oh my God.
Okay.
Oh, shoot.
Christ.
Alright.
Can you suck you? Buddy, come here.
Why ass it looks clever to me?
I mean, yeah, sure, that's what that is.
Yeah.
Clever.
Yeah.
There.
I'll suck you up.
I don't think that's clever at all.
I think if his attacks, the thing is, the idea of using your nature's grace bullshit or the wind
is cool because it's a puzzle mechanic and using the puzzle mechanic in a fight, pretty cool.
Him throwing you around, not cool, right? That's the major disconnect. You're sitting there and
you're just like, all right, and okay, now I'm spinning and he knocks me up and just like, okay.
Like, it's not hard. You just spam food to heal. It's just the game...
Every boss fight in this game just throws you around. That's their version of, like, difficult.
Like, make it a little bit more interesting than throwing me around, you know?
But I do think it is cool that I had to use my, like the fact that I was sitting here
and I was like, okay, what do I do?
I use this ability, no, I use this ability, no, I can't attack him, no.
And I was like, oh, he's a wind guy, maybe I suck him up.
That's cool.
That part's clever.
I agree.
They just like, they don't need to throw me around like, when I enjoy it, to a certain
extent.
You know, like if time is right, sun is set, sure, for a nice dinner, full belly, yeah,
that's fine.
I'm sorry, I got distracted.
A couple set out.
Why am I here?
Oh, wait.
Report on the events of the fort.
Wait.
The fort.
That fort?
I'm gonna have to go all the way over there.
For who?
For who?
For why?
He says who.
Why?
Fine.
Fine.
I'll go.
Not happy about it, but I'll go.
The fast travel animation is sick, what the hell are you?
It is cool.
You know the freefall pass travels?
Uh, sometimes I do, but I feel like that takes the under.
Oh yes!
Oh he's alive!
God I love the ragdolls man.
Good thrown around.
I'm playing it longer to open up in a more good way.
I mean, yeah, I guess it's just, I'd say it's more fun, yeah.
I killed a bunch of frogs, what am I skinning?
I think I killed a bunch of birds, oh my god.
I'm awful.
An awful person.
There's a stamina consumption wasn't so bad on my life.
And you can get gear that helps your consumption of stamina so it doesn't drain as fast and
then you can use that to fly around.
Be kind of cool.
We're fine. We're fine.
Just a couple of rocks.
Just a couple of rocks.
Are you gonna 100% the game? No.
That's too much content in this game. Fuck no.
I don't even think that's possible. Actually, it probably is.
Because it has all the keeps track of all the stuff in the game, like the codexes and stuff.
That actually probably is possible
Play Hogwarts legacy I played it for a little bit. Yeah, I'll be honest
Um, the game is uh, the game is alright, but it's just like, I don't know what it was missing
for me. I think the combat was just too easy, and even though it was easy, it wasn't like
particularly satisfying. Like at this, this game's combat's pretty easy, right? Like they're
I'm mopping up a bunch of mobs, not too hard, but it like feels good to chop them up, you know?
Like just swinging my wand around, just like, and it really gets the, you know?
And it gets like the dopamine of like hitting stuff and being like, ooh, I feel powerful, I just felt like a...
Fucking loser.
But hey, I'm a Wizard of the Wand, so I get it.
look into that. More importantly, I'm glad you're back safe. Thank you for all your help.
What do you want? Greetings, warrior.
Nice more castle ruins been blocked. Don't stare, it's rude.
I wonder what the importance of things being blocked as you do quests.
Well, it seems to happen every time you do like a decent size quest something gets blocked somewhere else
and I wonder if that's like
Is that the game telling you like there's it's opening?
You should probably do the main at least get this chapter done
I don't know what I was doing, I think I turned on the quest and I got a reward, I just don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
This is an artifact looking in the rumor, one out of seven.
Yeah, we'll do the main, we'll do the main.
It's over here.
We're going to have to go travel to the new zone a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, hell, oh my gosh.
I have to use them pretty.
the
commonest house
there's no
marker
house or shouldn't go this way I'm gonna go down
I'm going to the house for a bit.
There's nothing in here.
Cool house though.
Double loose here.
Gozie.
Oh, and it might be dead.
Oh, this is the beginning of the game.
Please get on the horse, bro.
The guy from the email, that's me.
Twitch might be big for that emote, man.
Crazy.
Big.
Can you imagine?
Let me see.
Yeah, originally it was supposed to be a temporary emote.
My Pew Pew Pew.
But I think a lot of people used it.
And then Twitch was like, you know what?
This is a pretty popular emote. You want to keep it?
Okay.
A dollar every time it's used, yep.
So they say.
So they say.
Pretty low river.
Pretty fast levels?
I don't know.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
I can't see.
pretty fast rebels I don't know I can't see
Oh, we fuck. I'm killing this guy. I don't care. You can't stop me.
guys are harder because they're way
harder
Well this guy's shielded
Fuckin' crazy
I'm not gonna lie to you, they just don't stop coming.
These mobs are definitely harder than the last mobs.
This is going to be the normal bandits in the zone.
They're certainly going to take a lot more work to kill.
There's another one!
Oh my, I think they're going to keep coming.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I know they're going to stop.
Weird you can't log with no spirit, so odd.
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
She's on high!
Nice!
Okay, I just killed an instant person, I don't know.
okay they stopped they stopped all right my dog come I hate that I have to keep
resumming him you should just always be here no
what's that it's damaged
they drop iron that's fun
All trashed.
The game for noobs, in my opinion, this... yeah man, every single player game, bro.
Welcome.
What do you mean?
The only game that's not for noobs is games that are calm.
And there's not many of them.
Believe it or not, there's probably less than 10.
Good ones.
Oh my god, fast travel, fast travel, fast travel, fast travel.
Fast travel.
Bang!
It's a weird thing to say, like, it's a game for news, what in the hell.
Nobody's playing a single-player game to show off their skills.
It's not that.
playing for the vibes man the vibes
Then expect him to grow this far.
rules
My dog not here again. What is up with that? Is this a normal occurrence by the way? The
dog not being here ever? Is that normal and I just never noticed it?
It unsummons when you ride.
Oh my god, that's mad annoying.
Interesting.
Oh, the pets are bugged?
Is that why it's doing anything?
Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha!
This isn't where I was.
A little bit of radiance. I think it's required to activate it.
Just won't do that later.
You offin' it?
All right.
and
and
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Teacher, I think I hear strange noises outside.
Ah, sounds like someone's come calling. It'll settle soon. No need to worry.
Stop lying. I don't see the jet anywhere.
I'm scared!
You got Batman's Cowl? That's essentially what this is. Well, that's not true, because
I'm looking in the past. Well, I'll be honest, I think Batman's got some tech to look into
the past all I'm saying. It's not really looking into the past, more so looking at the information
and seeing what happened because of it. This is definitely just looking into the past though.
vision helmet oh my god I need to gather more oh that wasn't enough
I
Sorry
Come yourself
I'm looking for a man clad in black feathers
I was pursuing him. I lost the trail at the altar.
Oh, my dear son.
Do you know something about this?
Even after all that bloodshed, those fiends forced open Heaven's Gate.
Heaven's Gate?
It's sanctuary and we have stood watch over the generations.
not simply because it was sacred there's more to it it is said that the
gate you're open to the truth I look good but now those wicked souls that pass
through so this was the showdown he saw it they were the evil link you think I
look at roaches I think it was really good
that's what befail all those people most well not like if you were taken away
it was never itself the planet ever it's long ago
I might not.
In the cellar lies a relic that can open Heaven's gate.
Here, take the key and stop those monsters.
Find somewhere safe and stay hidden.
I don't want to accept a bunch of these quests because then I have papers in my inventory
and I'm fucking pissed off.
Circus, circus, circus, circus.
It's all circus.
I'll just grab one then.
or it's all the same thing
assuming there's a fast travel here somewhere
Oh, there she is.
I'm dressed up for the circus, yeah!
Ready to go!
Put on a show!
Well, I'm not this shit again.
I got this.
What does the middle do, I wonder?
I got this shit, what's the middle do?
We're so locked.
Oh, we got this.
This is so- it's almost done.
Watch this shit.
Told you.
I can't believe you guessed everything.
I did not.
I followed the pattern.
I'm just really quick.
Just get out what I do.
What can I say?
Yeah, what was the pattern?
Wait, you saw me do it with people.
What was the pattern?
I don't remember.
I was in the zone.
Watch the clock.
Oh fuck.
Yep.
Drawing something. What am I drawing?
I don't know yet.
Um...
Am I drawing someone like stabbing a sword into the ground or am I telling them I wasn't
out here?
Like, that could be right.
But then what is the middle?
Wait, you don't spin the middle.
What?
You're not spinning the middle at all?
Oh you can only spin the two outer ones, oh that makes no sense, hold on, hold on, I
I thought you could spin the middle one too, but you just can't.
Sick.
Might be the end of this chapter, I think.
The tower blows up.
What the? There's a raccoon in there. Is that supposed to be a lector?
God, I look so stupid, I really do.
It's the problem is, it's my cloak, and then with my reed leather armor.
My armor is not the leather armor you'd expect, like the slim fit leather armor.
It's this chunky shit.
I just look fat.
It's fine if you look fat if you're wearing steel, but if you're wearing fat leather,
it just looks weird.
But I haven't found anything better in, like, forever.
Any Transmog system?
I'm gonna be honest, I so much prefer this than a Transmog system.
I think Transmog is the most overrated dog shit mechanic.
of that. I think it's cool looking kind of stupid. And like, mis-match. Because if the
developers make really good art and really good flow for the stuff that you have, then
like, it should match up at some point, and then it'll look really cool, and it'll make
you appreciate the moments when you get armor that matches more than just like finding an
armor set and running that forever, because it's the only thing that looks good. I don't
I think Transmog's stuff. I think the invention of T-Mog was an absolute plague to RPGs and the whole.
I personally believe that.
Almost worse than MTX buying skins.
I don't know why I'm killing these guys, they're really strong.
They are very strong.
Holy W 10 gifts it I apologize. I don't know how to pronounce your name, but fuck. Yeah, thank you
Appreciate the 10 gift that I do not know how to say your name. Thank you very much
I'll be doing the chat for that guy
Weird oh
Oh, MG Bash. MG Bash is the name. MG Bash.
And he said, the amazing thing is I found out your birthday year and month are the same
as mine. I've been following one of your followers since probably...
We must end here.
I mean, dude, June? June is by far the best in our birthdays. July 2nd best.
You've saved us
I'm Clemens I've been keeping watch over everyone here
Had you not been here, I dread to think what could have happened
August the third best one of them returns on safely and then you go January I'm bored mess in your debt
And then fifth best is December
and the sixth is October
the 7th is March 8th
April 9th May 10th November
February is last in case you're wondering, February fucking sucks
that's a shit ass fucking birthday month
terrible, literally so bad
Yeah, I did a birthday month here looks so up
Why is February bad?
Valentine's Day, I mean you want your birthday to be around Valentine's Day. That's so shit ass
I'm terrible, man.
Spire of snow.
Wait, it's roaring.
Not something.
Coming through!
Oh!
Coming through!
Uh...
Uh...
Coming through?
Okay.
My horse is dead.
Okay, my horse is going. I'm not coming through, I'll go around.
Uh...
Why did you get up? I didn't press the button then.
Do I have to climb this thing? I might have to climb it, dude. I actually think I do.
Oh, fuck, I ain't gonna make it.
almost like it's it right here
why can't I just fucking break the door down you know then I do like a super
break
That's a dope shield.
There's no way they want me to climb the entirety of the tower, I refuse to believe that.
i refuse to believe that
i think i might have to
i guess i could use my magic sword, did i see anything?
i looked through the crack, and there's something...
I'm trying to think about the easiest way in here.
This probably.
There's a little ledge at the stand-up.
Oh, God.
Get there.
Get there.
get there get there get there oh my god
I
Found it, you do have to climb
Do I still go up here?
I gotta punch these?
No.
Standing down here?
What?
I just went up. Oh!
There's a fan down there.
Hold on.
At least I think there's a fan down here.
I can't do anything with those balls.
Nothing down here.
Okay, so I think we're actually supposed to be at the top.
Oh wait, this is...
Anything? No.
Yeah, okay, we're definitely supposed to be at the top.
Alright.
Up these.
Alright.
Oops sorry, oops sorry, oops sorry, oops.
Oops sorry.
Sorry.
Oops.
Oh sorry.
Alright.
I can't fucking grab onto this thing.
Fine.
I'll go this way.
and
what the fuck
is this
I think...
You gotta do the puzzle? What fucking puzzle? Is it a puzzle?
Don't look like no puzzle to me!
Oh, it's the turn, it's the tutorial.
I see.
Ah, fuck.
I forgot how to move this.
I forgot how to move this.
This was always a pain in the ass to be able to move this shit.
one more I bet you that's so easy on a controller and I bet you it's the easiest thing ever
Where am I supposed to be going?
Oh, to the other side?
two
two
Is this something?
Did I punch this?
I'm gonna get a little punch.
I don't think I punched it.
Did I grab it?
No? Am I gonna grab the edges?
Maybe?
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do here.
I just started turning it.
Uhhh...
Oh, nice.
out
come on I'm fucking out
I'm so smart
Uh, I'm stuck in a box.
Uh, am I flying?
I think I'm flying.
I think I'm in the Tower of Terror, I'll be honest.
I think I'm about to fucking slam.
I think I'm really high in the sky.
This is pretty cool.
I think I'm going up.
I am.
Dude, I so badly want to know what's right over there.
The desert's the most interesting to me.
I want to know what's right up there.
Don't have to be jumped off would you break yourself soft break
I want to know what's up there to the highest the highest point of the game or actually that's
Where the fuck are we going?
Oh, that was their way of rendering the abyss as a transition.
Is this the Breath of the Wild?
It pretty much is.
It's a good way of...
It's like...
This is like a Zelda for adults.
I'll be honest.
Zelda for adults is a pretty accurate description for this game.
Except if the puzzles sucked ass. Well that's why it's for adults, right? Like we like things
that suck ass.
Well that was certainly good. Bang!
I always thought Zelda was for little kids, that's what I'm saying, this is, it is for
kids, that's the point, that's why the puzzles are so...
Some of the puzzles actually, to be fair, some of the puzzles in Zelda are actually
kind of confusing, they just explain it a lot better than like this game, um, but yeah
Of course. Of course, Elvis for kids.
What do I know of this?
Uh...
Okay, I think I leave it.
I think I gotta go to other ones.
I think I leave it where it was.
I gotta go to different ones.
Like that one, for example.
And I use this ring to...
Oh!
Oh!
Get there!
Get there!
Alright, well, that failed horribly.
I was going to use the ring to see if I could get around with it, but, like, go under the
ring and then spin up, like, grab on and spin up.
That's what I was going to do.
But honestly, I have enough stamina, I think I could just natty walk this.
Don't fuck this, Michael.
Oh fuck this Michael.
Oh fuck this.
Oh fuck my ass.
Uh, I don't know if I have enough stand for that, I want to be honest.
I don't think I do.
I'm going to go back to, I'm going to go back to my, my original plan.
Use the ring.
Oh, that would work.
That's a little higher up.
So I'm going to try the ring because it sounds cool.
Oh fuck.
Okay.
is not the plan can't hold on to it but I could hold on to the ring and it'd be cool
and I'd like lie everyone this way
Alright, time to climb.
Get there, get there, get there. Get there.
Now the tree slingshot thing might be the worst mechanic in this game. It doesn't do anything.
I've never been a moment where I've slingshot off a tree and went, hell yeah, that's, that
saves me, Ty.
It looks cool, but it doesn't actually save you, Ty.
What the fuck?
Am I dying?
What's happening?
What's happening to me?
What's happening?
What's happening to me?
What's going on?
I don't care.
Alright.
There.
We're back.
We're back, bitches.
I don't know what happened to me.
Bad flowers. See this is where the game should tell you and be like, hey, remember poison flowers?
Hey, yeah, I mean I've never seen them, but
I have to go around the flowers. Oh my god, I have to realign this
Well, what did Elden Ring tell you?
Yes!
Actually, yes, yes it would.
Yes it was, yes it would, and yes it has.
of
Um, so now I go there.
We done all the ring spinning I guess they are I don't know
I think I got missing a step here.
What am I missing?
Oh no, flowers.
No, I think I'm done.
They're all spinning, right?
One ring, two ring, three ring, four ring, five ring, six ring, seven, they're all...
Oh, this one's not spinning.
But this one's probably...
Hold on, this might be done.
I don't even know it.
No way it's back here, right?
that's what I'm supposed to do
I'm just on electrician, no mind me.
I can't imagine someone doing it in these puzzles he would just crash out. Oh, dude
Yeah, I actually every time I get frustrated at a puzzle. I think I think
What would some it do and then that kind of like
It's like a it's like a reset like that's my reset my mental reset if I ever get really frustrated at a puzzle specifically a puzzle
What would some it do
W WSD
Seriously, I'm not kidding. That's I didn't just make that up like just now
I have thought about that like three times this game
And it helps me get back into it and be like, okay, I'm good like I can do this puzzle
All right, what we're gonna do now
Did you tell us why?
Because some it's like the puzzle fucking master.
You know?
Like if he could do it, I could do it, you know what I mean?
What would someone do?
But if he's like a master though and he can do it, doesn't that mean you...
Does that...
Doesn't that not exactly mean you can?
No, that's the point.
The point is like if Summit can get to the state of completing puzzles as well as he
does, then I can do it.
That's my point.
You know?
I'm just comparing myself to another person.
That's all.
I know you're not supposed to compare yourself to people, but sometimes it's not bad.
Oh shit, boss fight.
Is this guy going to smoke my fucking titties?
I should save, because I haven't saved in a while and this game crashes often.
It hasn't crashed in a while though.
If this boss is hard, I have to turn off rame gen.
If this boss is easy, I don't need to turn off frame jens, let's see.
Cool arena though.
I gave him a crash ult today.
Crash twice all the other time.
Maybe this update helped?
What is this?
You're going to hate this boss, ETPs too?
Why do they all do that? Let's find out.
They'll be fine, don't worry, Mr. Mother.
That's how he is.
Show me what you've got, show me your mother!
come out let's end this
I hope he gives me a lot of his swords, because I'm a big dual-wheeled guy.
Alright, let's see. If the boss is hard, frame Gen Off.
If the boss is easy, then do not.
You're gonna create a suffering.
Join those deadly creatures as an offering to the darkness!
Oh, oh, skill has been learned, aerial roll.
Oh shit, you don't need to spend points on that, that's right, you could just burn it.
That's fun.
Okay, that was, that was reading, man.
How's that fair?
That's the boss ring, it's really cool.
dude that's so unfair so unfair so unfair
of
love that
You shall remain fixed on me!
No one will ever take my place!
I guess I'm cheating him, because I'm spamming food, so...
I will tear this nest with your blood!
There's no letter come but to your grave!
Yep, that's fine.
You're coming around.
All good.
Not a problem.
Shirt?
Yep.
Alright, I'll keep spamming food.
I'm going to have to farm some more food after this huh?
Oh, damn!
All the fighting's making me hungry!
What the...
That's great!
That's how they're sick of healing this like Elven Ring.
The game's combat's too jank for a tour in my opinion. I think they know I think they knew how
Scuffed their combat was so they added the food system
It's a nice way to alleviate some pressure
The white snow I fear this is not the end
I'm the crow master now in crows or low-key sick birds
Something feels off.
Who's that?
We're being attacked.
Go light the beacon!
What a murder. I think it's the other chapter 5.
God-Door Callsbrade!
What I get, do I get any goodies?
Do I get any goodies?
Blackwing Leather Armor, please, please be good so I can get rid of this drip.
Oh my god, it's Dawn's shit.
Five?
You're telling me it's a base is five.
The base on Sunset was fucking 10.
The base on this is five?
I mean, I could go check to see if it up,
to upies into something good, but.
Oh, it's how that's kind of good.
Well.
Yeah, actually it is.
It's four with two, two refinement, which means it actually is pretty good.
Oh god damn it, I just upgraded my fucking helmet so much.
This armor is terrible.
Five with a base is, that's really bad.
Like that's really, really bad as a five base.
I'll check to, I'll check up the upgrade area to see if it upgrades like significantly, but...
Oh what else did I get? Anything else?
Like that it
I have this thing. Oh, oh, what's this?
17 attack at two refinement's pretty strong I think
Consume additional stamina use crows per suit that's pretty good
Not bad, like I said 17 attack at two refinements good because my sword's 21, this sword's 21
at that five refinement and 21 at five refinement so that means if that sword gets to five it'll
probably be like 25 or something.
That's two handed?
I don't think so, is it?
One handed.
I think if I get, if I get three more refinement on the script sword, um, press refinement info,
well you can see that?
Oh, you can.
Oh, fuck, that's cool.
So it's 23.
Okay, so I was off by two.
So it would be two more damage when refined to the same level as mine, which I think is
good I think two attack is I think it's good your increments of attack seem to
be low which makes me think if you go up by two attack or four attack whatever I
feel like that's a big that's a big number so what weapon should I use
I mean, it doesn't matter. I think my hollow visage and my sword of the lord are the exact same
So it's just whatever I think looks cooler. Yes
Well, I guess I could check with the armor too then right so you can check the refinement information here so
So, two, nine, 12, 15.
What a big jump. Holy fuck.
These jumps are kind of small here.
They're up by threes.
And then the last jump is crazy.
crazy it's it's a fucking five jump they're all up by three except for this one that's crazy
um I know you can check refinement first it's pretty cool
I guess it's not that different to be honest like obviously mine is better right
it by two but like it's really gonna like the drips got to be more important
inside
actually by three wait is it oh it's the exact same it's the exact same it's the
stone in the middle in the defense three I didn't even notice kind of an idiot it's
the exact same piece of armor it just it's the same shit I'm so stupid ok what does it look like
Well, you think skill point for that makes me sad?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So this at five is nine.
This at five is, okay, so the helmet is significantly better.
that uh yeah wow that crow helmet's really good
the armor is so weird in this game that it's like such incremental
like gains it's like the smallest creep ever
I need to get a better cloak. Just a cooler one at this point. My cloak is so fucking ass-looking.
not a fan of the gearing yeah the gearing is pretty
Pretty.
But with war raging, it's far from safe.
The Marquis requests you head straight to Hernan Castle.
The matters he wishes to discuss are most urgent.
Understood.
Very well.
What's happened?
Don't move.
Anything good?
We have found a gray mane.
Alright, let's go.
That's not happening, Jan.
Come on.
Why not?
We have to meet Marquis Circus first.
The armor does look cool, I'll see you get rid of the cloak.
Well, is it worth committing all these resources just for like a...
three defense?
Actually, no, it wouldn't even be an increase, it would be a decrease, technically.
It would just be for a drip. Strictly for a drip.
I mean, drip has gotta be the most important, for sure.
You go through more hats than cups of coffee.
It's drip.
I mean, that's it.
It's pure drip.
Pure drip.
Check the sword's drip.
Oh yeah, what does the sword look like?
Um...
I might equip it this way.
Oh, is this the sword that's red?
I can't take out my weapon, hold on, I can't take out my weapon, hold on, I can't take
out my weapon, hold on, I still can't take out my weapon, hold on, there we go, what?
It just instantly put it away.
Oh, his swords were going red, mine's not.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I think that's what I use.
I think the combo I use is
Massage with Wound of Darkness.
And then I get rid of my other one.
I mean, I could obviously extract the stuff from it,
but I get rid of my other one.
And then I just, I never left click anymore. I only right click.
I mean, obviously I'll run out of stamina at some point, but...
What I could do for drip as well is I could buy the cloak from here, if I actually care
about it, which I think I do, is it'll probably be a while until I get something really, really
good.
The thing about this game is like, the gear is very incremental and it just doesn't really feel like you're progressing very quickly.
But I bet you, if you googled where the best weapon was, I bet you you could just run up into a cave, loot a chest, and spike, like 10 times.
Obviously that kind of ruins the point of the game, you probably shouldn't do that, but I bet you that's how it works.
I bet you you could just sprint up to the north somewhere, grab a sword, and it's just fucking giga strong.
I just don't know if that's a good idea.
Okay, so this would be the drip. It would be this.
I'm gonna buy it.
all these here we your visits are always a pleasure
I hate the fucking shield but I can't take it off I might download a mod to
remove the shields straight up it looks so ugly I mean I have my other shield
which looks cooler than deluxe edition shield but still fuck me
Oops. Oops, hold on.
Oh my god, that's not the shield I wanted. Oh, it's because I did it in the wrong order. Hold on.
I have to do it like this and then like this.
Now I look cooler. My gloves do not match at all, but that's okay. I certainly look cooler in cutscenes.
Alright, so we're gonna refine the sword because it's definitely an upgrade. It's a two-attack upgrade for sure.
Once I get it to the same state that my other weapons were at, it's a too upy.
The problem is I'm gonna get a copper.
That stinks, that stinks.
Good job.
I need copper.
This mask is also an upy.
And this armor is not an upy, but we're gonna upgrade it for a drip.
Is that a good idea?
Probably not.
But it's my playthrough, so you know what? Fuck it!
I do what I want!
I'm out of Thickeye. I'm out of Thickeye and I'm out of Copper. This guy might sell some.
You guys have any tricks to getting a lot of this stuff?
Why is the music playing?
Okay.
Die that cloak red.
I do have red die.
Oh, I think I dropped it actually.
All right.
Nothing gets through Leather of this strength, I'm well done at all that.
When did these shops reset?
Can I just like spam sleep or something?
That saved me a lot of time.
You understand the Go language.
Sleep has a cooldown.
Ah.
I thought of everything.
I need copper.
Specifically.
But I also need to upgrade my mask.
I also need to take my sockets out and fix some.
I want to see something.
These are worth 2.88, but if I slam them together and upgrade one to the next tier, does it become
More or less?
Oh it does become more well you don't make money though but it does become more
3.8 so two point whatever that was if you misclick and sell the wrong item
does it buy back full price or do you just get bumped
I'm sorry does it yeah does it buy back at the same price sorry I said that wrong
four times more Jesus Christ
crime crime crime crimes are committed
all right we're gonna go to our bank for a second not our bank third well yes
This is our bank, but not what I wanted to do, whatever.
The rest of us have to decide on $70 price tag games
and these streamers get it for free, kind of lame.
Honestly, a lot of the smaller streamers do get it for free,
but they kind of need to because obviously
like a smaller streamer can't just be buying
all these large games, but it makes sense, right?
marketing. I didn't get this game for free. I didn't have a sponsor. Pearl Abyss probably
hates me. That's okay. I hate them too. You know how many times I blew up my gear in BDO?
Fuck them. Fuck them!
I wonder if defense is good.
I just, I don't know.
I wish I knew the values of these things, man.
This fur cloak could be drippy.
Not going to lie to you.
As I upgraded my other gear, but I actually think the fur- let me just- let me just get
a fur- let me get a- let me get- hold on.
Let me just get a drip check real quick with this cloak.
Oh, that's drippy as hell.
Wow.
It can't upgrade though.
No, no matter what, it won't be.
I'll lose defense, defense loss.
All good. What was I doing? Oh yeah, okay, so I don't know if we want to run move speed.
I don't know what gems we want to run. I don't even know if spirit siphon's good. I've been
trying it. I think it's good. I don't know. Dammit a regen. Do we want that? I don't know.
Like having a bunch of stamina regen nodes like what if I like 8% is that good maybe
movement speed good maybe I just don't know I just don't have the answer to these questions
I have no way to get crit besides gems and I don't have any good gems
If I could find a crit gem book, then that'd be different.
Like for example, you could take a bunch of, um, like if you could take two gems of crit
and turn them into a crit too, but like I have to have the blueprint first, I don't have
that.
The only blueprint I have is I think, haste, which is just movement speed.
I could get vitality.
I don't know.
I still don't know what all of this stuff is for, and I still don't get it.
Like I could grab all of this and put it into my camp, but I have no fucking clue what it does.
Camp provisions.
Donate funds.
Donate like, you know, whatever.
That.
And then I could donate all this.
I know I could sell it on the market, but I don't want to sell it.
I don't need more money.
I would love for this to turn into camp funds or camp stuff.
I would love to have like all of this packaged fish meat rather than trading it for money
I would rather have the meat so that I could use send my guys on runs
I just like come back when you've more stuff to leave with me
It's like there's this guy and then this guy sent you could send your guys run
Right, but to do certain runs you need like money right here 1.2k of the armor and then 1.8k grains and 2k cash
this is food this is money this is good you sit for a thousand money you get
cabbages that's pretty good and you'll probably do a cabbage harvest is there
any log do I have any logging what does the logging look like? I mean it's probably an axe right?
logging missions oh you have to clear the camps oh that's cool I was wondering
And what the point of this is, that's neat.
So like, to go on this logging run, I'd have to go to this logging camp, clear it from the
bandits or whatever owns it, and then I could do a run.
That's pretty neat.
Ritual?
It's Remembers.
ritual, three members, depends on the culture.
This seems worth so I'm gonna do this.
How do I get more dudes?
Is this through the main story?
Where do I get more grey man dudes?
I only have two guys.
Can I buy guys?
I've only found two comrades.
Maybe it's the gray main quest chain that I had.
Have a gray main quest chain that's like up here or something.
I think it's this one.
Yeah, rumor at Hills.
It's probably this.
This will probably give me a new man.
I got like 20 plus dudes.
Holy shit, you got a lot of men.
You buy those men or did you find them?
Yeah, I could craft gold bars as well.
I don't...
I already forgot what I need to craft them, but...
They're cauldron here.
Oh, fuck.
I didn't mean to...
Whatever.
Fuck it in.
this isn't the first time you pull this every time and never follow through
shut up you nag
what she's past look at her
wait that's not one thing forget it I'm done you never listen anyway what's
What's going on?
I'm good.
You talked to her.
I've got nothing left to say.
Don't be like that.
Naira.
He's overreacting.
I saw a stray pup in town
in the fort. I bring it back.
Then he got all the high
and mighty saying I shouldn't take in a life
I can't care for.
What happened to the other one
you brought back?
Oh, it decided to run off. Andrew might be happy turning a blind eye.
It's on him if that poor thing ends up stoned or starved. Going somewhere.
An errand for Carl.
Andrew has a point.
Well, I didn't get to do what I wanted to do.
Oh, yeah. Can I do it now or am I stuck in mission?
Oh, I think I'm stuck in mission. Alright, well, hopefully I don't have to do a lot of
Killin' or hard killin' I guess.
Bawah!
Little shits were throwing locks at him.
Any decent soul would have stepped in to stop him.
How can you ignore his desperate cries?
Heartless. That's what you are.
Fata!
You said it just like when we were kids.
And what exactly do you mean by that?
Always so quick to lash out.
Anyone who tried to help got bet.
Me? I was shy, that's all.
You know I'm not great with strangers.
You kept over Andrew's meals, broke Marius's arm.
You fought Yann every day.
Yann deserved it.
You only ever said things that piss me off
How much of video does a importance game honestly not that much you I a little bit
The upgrade numbers a little bit I guess but some of the combat but not really
Video combat's way more fluid than this game.
Did you finish Chapter 5?
I think.
I think this is Chapter 6.
I actually don't know.
I'll pick up the woollen hides. We'll meet back at the town gate
Was it? Alright. I wanted to re-socket my gear real quick with the stuff that I want
What?
Not.
When you're in the airs, you have a video, a couple hundred, it's not as much as you'd
think.
Maybe like four or five hundred maybe?
I played a lot early video, early.
Like before there was even like those god horses, the celestials and all those crazy.
I think the max horse that I played was like two, like, two-
...fives.
Maybe I buy these just to have them.
I don't really, I don't use any of these.
Vigor maybe.
If I combine all of my vigors and I slam it into one, that could be worth.
Depending on how good the stamina regen actually is.
I have been waiting for you.
Um, earn an extract.
It is?
I have 13.9k hours in Lost Ark.
I need help.
You're fucked, buddy.
I mean, I may as well just extract all of it and then just get rid of the weapon.
You will find what you see.
I guess you're right, you could sell a backdoor.
You take a little bit of a loss, but...
Alright, um, extract from my sword's good, my visage is good, I don't know if I need
Spirit Siphon, but I don't want Move Speed, I think, so let's extract that.
With the Black Wing, we don't want any of these. I don't know if I want Move Speed at all, like I
really don't. I'm not seeing the gain there, the value of that.
Honestly, Slashing Reads kinda sucks, ass. I'm gonna get rid of this.
I can't socket these anymore right now. Okay. Craftabisc gear to emphasize this with this.
I need to figure out what steel bait is. Oh, here's the gold bar stuff.
Redstone Mercury Silver.
Epidote Skyroot.
Okay, so in the helmet.
We're just going to put Slash, but I think that's pretty good.
And the Armor, we're going to put Bigerts, too.
Try not to have any Attack ones?
Oh, I can't put them.
That's in Footwear and Gloves.
I guess I don't have any options.
speed plus defense s and then back and then my boots I think are kind of ass
what are my boots DR movement speed I don't think I need that moves people on
So, extract, boots, move speed, extract.
Craft, move speed 2.
I mean, I guess I could put a moose.
Well, I'll play.
What else am I gonna put there?
I put move speed 2 and boots. Actually, I should probably put attack speed. That make a lot of sense.
Alright. I think it's as good as it's going to get until I can find some better.
Alright, so we're looking at turning slash,
damn four, move speed two, defense three,
I can't make those any better.
Attack, I can only do attack ones,
only do attack ones.
Alright, I mean,
he dees what it is, kind of.
Not much I could do there, really.
I need to find more witches.
If I find more witches, they'll give me more access to these abyss sockets, so I need to
figure that out.
I could do the rumors to get more guys, more men, who like men.
Holy, that was a lot of silver.
Alright.
Oh, let me buy the uh, or I forget, let me at least buy a cube, oh, not that much.
Alright. Now that we have a storage chest, let's do some storage management here.
That was a longer fast travel.
Damage route still on the grind?
Yeah.
How many to make food to?
Fuck me.
I'm actually out of meat.
All right, all right, okay, okay, I don't need, I don't know what else to do with my
weapons.
put them away until my stash is full and then I'll figure it out.
I'm gonna grab all my meat.
Actually, you know what? I could have copper and iron in here, and I didn't even know it.
I don't think I'd do that.
I have iron.
Iron.
What are all these earrings doing here? What's going on?
I'm going to grab these to vendor them, and just miss loot.
These shoes go behind.
a lot of inventory management right now. My shoes are 4, 16, 7.
The same shit.
I want to check another thing.
There's so many things I want to check.
Now I got a bunch of recipes for the cuckoo spear and the cuckoo this and the cuckoo that.
I want to see what they are.
There's a hide shield mod on nexus by the way.
I wonder what it does in the cutscenes behind the shield.
Because the cutscene, your character blocks a lot.
Alright.
Kuku Spear is a kukupot and some batteries.
And then you can make the kukulining spear.
I see. Enhanced cuckoo pot. Durability is pushed to its limit. There's extraordinary equipment.
Okay. So I can make an enhanced cuckoo pot. This is probably for more endgame stuff.
There's whole bigger crystals, I guess, and I- my crystals are small.
What's this helmet?
It's still getting long enough to get here!
Cuckoo Marini Laser Helmet.
You need a Marnie Laser Helmet, a Gate of Collapse.
Not fucking cuckoo's as this.
Is this a backpack slot? I think it is.
I have a backpack slot, and I think that's what this is. I don't know what any of these items are.
Four of Deliverance,
Ponent, Cuckoo Pack.
Wait, I lost my cuckoo pot.
Oh no.
Hi.
Huh?
Am I having the most fun?
I'm having fun.
Am I having the most fun?
No.
What's up?
What's going on?
Six o'clock, Angel.
This is our ritual.
We gotta do our ritual.
You wanna do it early?
Okay.
Watch our phone.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, this is gonna be the end of the stream here.
All right, ladies and gentlemen, this is gonna be the end of the stream here.
Make the cuckoo landing spear.
Yeah.
I will, eventually.
Maybe.
I don't even know.
There's so many materials in this game, I don't even know where to get them.
Ritual?
Yeah.
Haven't you noticed I get off at like 6 p.m. every day?
Me and Hannah are in a cult.
Every 6 p.m.
I see you guys there.
Nah, but for real, I'm gonna jump off.
I've also already been on for 10 hours.
I do this thing where I wake up at 8 in the morning.
I start stream by 830, I end stream by six,
me and Hannah do our cults like shit.
And then that's it.
It's a pretty, I'm on a schedule these days, all right?
Oh.
I'm on a schedule these days.
I'm on a 830 slash 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. schedule.
And we get off for cult-like things.
Are we gonna tell you what those cult-like things are?
No.
So we're not. We're gonna leave you wondering.
But yeah, I run a tight ship.
Kind of a big deal.
Did I have more fun today than yesterday?
Yes, I killed a lot of bosses. I explored a lot more.
I did more main quests.
Did the game get much better?
No, but it did get better.
I'm on chapter 6 now.
I finished chapter 5.
Or on chapter 6, there's 12 chapters.
Someone told me you shouldn't get past chapter 7 if you like doing side quests, because once
you beat chapter 7, side quests just get people of vanished poofed.
So I might do some more side quests the next time I play.
It's interesting how I'm 6 chapters in, I'm 20 something hours into this game, 25, and
I'm still getting trickle introduced mechanics
and pieces of content, which is,
it's actually really cool, I like that.
You don't just like, in most games you figure it out
in the first couple hours, they teach you everything
you need to know, and then you're kinda good
and you run with that for the next 20, 40, 60, 80 hours.
But like I keep like going somewhere else,
unlocking something new,
and learning about that new thing
and seeing how far I can take it.
And that's the part that's interesting,
Like for example this cuckoo guy's cool.
That I'm really interested in, like for example Fallout 4 settlements are pretty cool.
I'm pretty interested to see how the Howling Hill settlements go, hiring mercenaries, getting
more grey maines, sending them on missions, seeing what they get back for me.
That stuff seems cool, um, and doing a little bit more exploration.
I put a decent dent into the map though I guess, I don't know.
but yeah it's it's gotten a little bit better I still think some things are
really really average but it doesn't matter because it's got so many things
and that's awesome
join it
for how long we'll see I don't know if I'll be able to complete game it seems
pretty long the story seems like I could rush it and finish it but I don't
really care to do that. I'm just picking at it. So tomorrow we're gonna do
room requests, we're gonna get gray mains into our camp, try to get some camp
supplies, do a couple sides, then go back to the main. Is it quantity over
quality though? In this game for sure. A hundred percent. It's just sprinkled with
stuff that's more quant than qual. But that's not bad. It's like you still get
introduced to cool things even though it's kind of like some of the stuff you
do is kind of mind-numbing like fetch quests and bro I've played hundreds of
hours of Odyssey dude I I know this genre all too well it's it owns it owns
until it doesn't which is when you get bored not bored yet that's a good thing
When I get bored, you'll know I'll stop playing, but I'm not bored yet, so 25 hours, still
interested, still wanting to sign on the next day, let's keep that up.
But for now, I'm out of here, Gigi's, thank you guys, I got to go do my call like things.
I'm out of here, bye now.