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There's a lot of games to play, guys.
Heads.
Last debock, season 4.
Borderlands.
New character and level increase.
Crimson Desert still.
And potentially Cryo Archive again, Marathon.
Those are my 4 options.
I don't think any of those are out right now though, because I think it's still
too early.
come out a little bit later.
The last cryo with Parker and I have been getting off whenever.
Is cryo even out yet though? It might be too early.
I don't know the actual time it comes out.
It might not be out for another hour.
Borderlands 4 isn't until like after noon last epoch comes out in an hour, I see.
I want to use my red key in cryo. I want to get rid of my red key just to like try to use it
fail or not fail. I do want to use it.
We need to do a compiler at least once and then quit.
I mean, compiler's gonna be there for the next season.
He's not going anywhere.
They're not like gonna delete the compiler.
I'm gonna sit for now.
Yeah, but I'm going somewhere.
Are you?
She played Marvel Heroes, MMO.
What?
How's that?
New tech?
What game is that? Is that New Tech?
Marvel Heroes, MMO.
G9's going to the Ska Farm?
Yeah, Cryo is kind of the only reason to play Marathon, but if you need the keys you
have to play a week.
I need money and you accumulate some wealth for my axes my trees
They've come to life.
An apple.
I did it! I raised the tree!
Cryo just spoiled me, I don't need loot and there's no reason to have ranks.
I agree. Cryo is kind of the only reason to play.
They spent across the whole tree over now a better one years about it as well
Thanks soon. We'll all get to share the joy of harvest together
Okay, I
Did your tree quest sir this place is perfect the Sun. What's your step you're stepping on a sprout?
No
I wonder if the point of this system, like is there really rare stuff you can grow?
And why do I pick all these trees? Are they just beer? Oh, I think they de-spawned.
What is this? Oh, it's a grave.
Okay, the apple trees do not despawn.
Oh, wait.
Okay, the apple trees, this is a very small plot, like a farm plot.
See, you could put, you could put 16 things down.
That's it.
No more.
Just 16.
Wait, these weapons don't go on your side.
Interesting.
Those swords, I did not know that.
So swords like this dangle off your side like this?
Like off your hip?
But the really good weapons, these axes, do not, they just go in La La Land.
The size of this game anyone know it's like a hundred and forty gigs or something.
Nobody's pressed, do I sound pressed?
I'm just gonna, bro, I'm just gonna ban you.
I'm just gonna get rid of you.
You're one of those people that comes in in the morning, second the start, the second
the stream starts and all you want to do is start shit, bro.
You're nobody, little bro.
Get out of here. Jesus Christ.
Are these guys grown yet? Too early for all that.
it happens every morning every single morning every day I start my stream
there's always people you happen like nobody cares about your opinion they
only care about mine like what are we doing
Why do I need money?
What's the problem here?
I'm broke.
I'm broke as hell.
To do some bounties, I could, but they pay like shit.
I mean, this one seems like a higher tier of a bounty, whatever this is, I can look at it, but...
Yeah, my gold bar got deleted, so that was...
That was good.
My gold bar got deleted and I have a game save that doesn't respawn gold bars?
Because they've supposedly fixed that, but some people still got to keep their gold bars like respawning.
I'm in a state where my gold bars do not respawn.
I gotta earn my cash!
I gotta earn my cash.
Uh...
Fanny knows.
Is this guy worth money?
Please be worth money.
Eight silver fucking nothing
Absolutely nothing I should clear this quarry that'll give me money
Okay, we need to figure this out first.
You've got a couple 25 silver bounties?
I do.
I can never find this guy, Flix.
This guy is not findable.
Time to clean some jibbies, make it awesome.
I'm going to look for this blicks guy, he could be like right here somewhere.
What's weird is he's in a different spot on the map, which makes me think he might actually
be here.
He's not here.
Actually he could like re-roaming I think.
I think he could be anywhere.
Hold on, he could be like down here.
I swear, I swear, bounty targets can be like,
some more far out, maybe not this far, is kind of crazy.
Yes, bounty, this is why bounties are not really worth it.
I do want to try something really quick though.
And I'm using my shitty axes that aren't leveled up right now, and I just want to see,
is there hidden tech with these?
Or are they actually insane?
there could be some negative hidden tech what these bandits g-spot over there
he only appears from 1 a.m. to 6 p.m. when he's in that time window want to
try something
Why are you doing that?
Get it off the board.
Jesus.
It seems to me.
I want to see if their radius is different.
The radius seems the same as whatever the hell I normally use.
Same as whatever the hell I normally use.
Yeah.
There we go.
Alright, so this should be pretty good though.
That's the same as...
Swords seem slightly faster, well that makes sense because they have, my swords have the
actual sockets in them.
These two weapons aren't leveled up and they don't have any sockets right now.
But they will.
And I just need money.
More.
I need money.
Because with these two weapons I have 12 attack speed.
With the two axes I should have 15.
I will have 15 actually.
With the two axes.
Okay, I need money.
Bad.
This is a problem.
We're gonna have to...
I guess murder, I don't know.
You got the gold ingot?
Yeah, de-spawn.
Alright, did one out of the void.
Unfortunately, I had it for a little bit, and then it went by by.
Alright, I gotta murder all these guys until my inventory's full.
That's the plan.
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, my me.
I'm gonna kill a lot of men until my inventory is full.
I love flying.
I do have it, but I'm on the mass.
Fuck is this?
Uh-huh.
This is not it.
Uh-huh. This is not what I expected to run into. Okay.
What? What the fuck?
Oh, you're strong, strong!
Oh, you're strong, strong!
Oh, I see. He's just a stagger. He's not strong.
He's not strong at all.
secret of the abandoned mine. He looks strong, he was not.
Cool.
A lot of the 4% damage to Mighty Foes thing.
I have enough of those to make like a
potential... I wonder if you could upgrade them.
Alright, well, it's certainly interesting.
My pet's gone again, I love that for me.
He was strong till he staggered, yeah, yeah, yep.
Hey, what is this?
I don't know.
the enemies are on the... oh...
hmm... easy enough.
Where is the axes? I don't have enough money.
So, I need to wait a sec.
I'm trying to make cash
by killing some bandits.
The poor sucks
The problem is these guys don't really drop much these early bandits are kind of poor
Being poor sucks. Welcome to our world. You're not poor.
All right, off the murder.
I find it funny that your auto-lock doesn't even work.
You like, you put your auto-lock on these mobs and it just targets someone else completely.
It's quite interesting.
Okay, they're trying to drop some stuff that I can actually smell.
Which is good.
Good.
You think the combat's fine? I mean, it looks cool.
The combat is more built for like trading your own combos if you want.
Like you have all the tools available to you to play and build your own combos.
But do you need to do that?
No, you can just hit one button.
It's like a sandbox experience.
You know like those, you know like those video shorts of people like doing like like
The best thing I could think of is when Starfield came out.
Everyone was meaning on Starfield's combat and then people would do these like shorts
and do like really sick shit with Starfield's combat, so that's kinda the same idea here.
It's like, the combat's not that crazy, uh, but you could do really cool combos
if you like.
I remember that vividly.
I remember vividly like people like me being on the game and then like someone made like
a video short that got like millions of views and it looked cool but it was like who plays
that way you know who plays who plays with all those crazy combos
do you feel that combos? Starfield actually has pretty good combat yeah
you just don't ever need to do it because you can just like one-shot build things
right Starfield's combat is gonna be better next week too
it's just cool they're doing a big uh big itemization pass which is weird I
don't even know why they're even updating that game still but they are
Oh, he's going to PS5.
Oh, that's right.
Oh, I'm gonna look pretty.
Pretty for the PS5.
I bet someone ever see that game and see it be like great combat.
Starfield?
Bro, you just click your gun, man.
It's like when you click your gun and use magic powers to slow down time, manipulate
time, rewind time, that's all you do.
But in comparison to all the other games that they've made, the combat is by far
their best.
Bethesda games? You get to choose between Fallout Combat and Starfield Combat. You
choose Starfield every time. They've definitely gotten better.
Where are all these men, dude? There's 35% of them. I wonder if I miss a good, like,
Like a spot in the story.
Like a high-density spawn spot on here.
Am I very full?
Oh my god, I'm very full.
That's not good.
That's a problem.
I hit the same below.
Watch me.
Do you think attack speed critter attacks that scales the highest?
Um, I don't know, but it's more about what you can get easier.
I think getting attack speed is really easy at the beginning of the game.
You should definitely do that.
I feel it's easy to get.
I need to leave.
Upgrade the axe.
I'm poor!
Man, dude!
What do you think I'm here for?
I'm here for money!
I'm poor as fuck!
Fuck!
I got no cash!
Wait, why don't I go to my camp? You could sell out your camp, right? Why am I going here?
Oh my god, these pickaxes are self-ordered today.
I mean, we almost have enough money, actually.
Oh, let me just sell some shit.
I might sell this fucking thing.
Flower petaliering.
I'm never gonna use it.
gonna use it anyway almost have enough money actually we're like right there
a
a
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a
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Get you back to the fireplace to get another gold bar.
They don't respawn.
They're not supposed to respawn.
They don't, my world.
They respawn in your world?
That's cool, but they do not, my...
They respawn every three in-game days.
they're not supposed to do that
so if they're doing that for you great but they don't
you're a lucky little duck
uh...
i could sell some shit here
probably
that, tell that, uh, uh, uh, let me sort this, cause this, sort it by, by, I got some
Pouches?
They're- they're mine. There's gonna be nothing in here.
Why is there copper in here?
Hello?
What the fuck?
Why is there keys in here? What's happening?
I really need to organize this. Like, actually organize it.
I can get rid of all my old gear that I think looks ugly.
Okay, we'll have enough money once I sell all these.
of
the right to
You want the finest work you've come to the right place
okay we have enough money hell yeah hell yeah
if there's you wear your armor like a worker bar all right okay we figured it
out finally so you take out the things that I need here you need for me excuse
me for me we're gonna need maybe these don't know yet
Oops not me to grab that that's fine
Don't think I need any of this
I'm gonna need stuff to refine. I don't know what exactly I forgot the mask you need so I'm just gonna grab everything
No, I don't need those, but, uh, okay.
Great.
Damn, I don't have a lot of sockets.
I still got a lot of shit in general.
I haven't hit a little savior.
All right.
Great socket.
Dang.
Oh great socket.
Bang.
Ahem.
Extract socket.
I should have upgraded them first actually, because I might not need all of this.
Babelert!
Babelert!
Stupid!
Yeah, I should have upgraded first because oh, it doesn't take over until end.
That's fine.
You guys are stupid.
My short attack speed, I am...
Unlocked.
I'll also take out Spirit Siphon.
I don't need it, but it is really nice.
Handy for sure.
Hmm, wait.
I have enough.
I didn't notice I had one in the hound.
Alma.
workshop extract and we're gonna have this in here
hold on I have been waiting I have been waiting for you Wanda at your
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
Alright. And then...
We meet again.
Well done.
She'll put me at 15.
you'll find what you see here
i hope it may wisdom guide you
holy fuck there's so much foliage
Alright, dope, thick, sweet.
Dope, sick, sweet.
Dope, sick, sweet.
Now I gotta upgrade him.
That bitrate was crazy.
Even for me, I was seeing the game perfectly,
and even for me, the bitrate looked weird.
I don't even understand how that makes any sense,
but for me, I couldn't see anything.
Brother Pryo Archive is open. It's actually not open for another 30 minutes.
Tech? Tech? Um, actually, it's actually not open yet.
Actually.
Um, actually...
That's what we're doing.
I hope I have enough to upgrade two weapons, it's kind of expensive.
I feel like I might not, which is a problem.
I'm getting two weapons is crazy!
Close though!
You're welcome in my smoothie anytime
Hold on a mighty blade test the horror of its master he says no
All my drop by whenever you need an edge I saw you give them stuff and they'll have more stuff in the shop
But it's like extremely
minuscule
like you could give them and then they have like an extra item or something but it's really
not like this they have these things I don't know what they're for actually
permits the purchase of her
oh oh that's what it is
I see. And then you get this gun too.
And this kite shield.
I see.
They let you sell items at your camp.
But if you buy this, these items will be available.
Interesting.
I wish I had more money.
Let me finish clearing this fucking camp.
Actually is my inventory a disaster? It is. Hold on. Let's...
Let's figure that out real quick. My inventory is a fucking disaster.
Also, I feel like I need to refine my...
Oh, I have some stuff to refine that shit.
Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
I'll refine my necklace, I guess.
Looks like I golded out a lot of it.
Can I do it again?
I don't know.
I don't think I really want to upgrade my gear.
Maybe.
Maybe.
Fuck it.
This game really fun, Shroud.
It really fun, but you know, it's fun.
Certainly.
I just use so many cubes on upgrading on my gear.
I think I just use like 7 cubes.
That's okay, I have max health and I have max, well, in the current state.
Alright, let me figure out my inventory.
How much of the map have you explored?
Like 40%.
Maybe less?
30%?
25%?
set.
Okay.
We need to put all this bullshit away.
I'll just put all my cooking food away, whatever.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put you away, put you away, put you away.
I got a lot of gold.
Look at your chicken. They haven't grown because I don't feed them.
Alright, so I guess I'll put this away, this way.
Just the way all my old good weapons
My storage is gonna be full at some point
Okay, we're looking at less shit in our inventory I guess this will do
Good to see you.
I'll keep it safe, you have my warrant.
I'm not going to be managing life right now.
Life management's in.
Uh, just took these.
Okay, we're good now, we have space.
I'm gonna finish clearing this camp, I don't even know where it was.
Oh fuck.
Here?
I'm gonna finish clearing this, because it's like 30%.
music is creepy
I started clearing this place, and I just wanted to clear this place.
I started clearing this place and I don't want to leave what is not done, so...
I
Did the burn through stamina faster
There we go.
After 30% there's no one left.
I can steal these guys' wagons.
I don't know.
Game's part of a quest line?
I'm doing the quest line, I think.
There's still more than some.
But it's just like there's...
27% which is a lot, but I'm not seeing like any mobs.
You have to really look for them.
I would download a damage number mod so fast in this game.
I heard you were 54.
Okay, I'll say it's a good guy.
Making me work for you, man.
You're expecting me to hit him back.
24% killing one mob at a time. This is brutal. This is brutal.
Oh, wait. You may have found the guys. There we go.
He's locked an arrow, how do I do that?
That was a chunky percent.
Of course the sword line is easier on controller.
Can you not re-bind it like you can on the fun mouth?
There's no key mapper controller yet.
Oh, that stuff.
Oh, that's...
That makes mouse and keyboard infinitely better as it controls you.
in the current state like it's so easy to use this ability because I just rebound it to my mouse button
Yeah, I would definitely play mouse and keyboard then it's not none of this is not a good controller game
if you can't remap your keys, but
Whenever you can do that it'll be better I think
Wait, there's guns in this game? Yeah, there's a different character that uses guns. There's
like gun rifles, gun pistols.
Oh, there's a lot of moms up there.
Does this seem difficult or challenging like Elvenering? No.
But it doesn't have to be.
It's not supposed to be, anyway.
It's not supposed to be like a super hard game or anything.
It's just a game that you play for fun.
You know what I'm saying? You just play for fun.
Bye-bye.
of
Oh my god, there's still a percent.
I wanted to kick him off.
Did he count?
Why did that kill?
Bro Aztec has 90 space dollars on Marathon? How is that possible?
I don't actually know how Aztec has so little money.
I think he just dies a lot more than we do, right?
Like, think about how much we've actually died in Marathon as a squad.
We've maybe died, what, four times in a hundred hours?
Like, think about that for a second. We have only died in Marathon, like, four times.
Fuck do I go here? Oh, it's one of these crane control things.
I don't know if I want to play, is that weird?
This doesn't seem... What am I doing here? Nothing. There's nothing here.
Why is there... Oh, it's my ping, I'm a dumbass.
like what the fuck am I doing?
but Aztec is also not like an extraction shooter guy you know he's a he's you know he's a destiny guy right like
marathon is nothing like destiny i would be honest with you it's more of an extraction game than destiny
so it's a learning curve right take some time
you know these bandits are getting closer to my camp and i don't like that i don't know if that means anything
but I don't like it at all.
Oh yeah, you don't call him Aztec, you call him Cross.
Yeah, I forgot about that, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
His name's Cross, that's my bad, my bad, my bad.
Oh yeah, this is how much of the map I've cleared.
It's not much.
It's just this area on the left,
a little bit on the top,
and then there's this whole area here.
So maybe like 30%, I'd say, is what I've done.
Nobody's calling him a cross, be real.
I think everyone calls him cross.
I don't think his name's Aztec.
Parker in here
Listen
I'll play
You guys can you guys do your thing in marathon today. I'll play marathon tomorrow
And we'll use my red key card, but I know you guys want to do that because I
Mean shit red key cards are just rare. There's rare
I mean, I'm sure you guys didn't even get one as you played this week. Did you play this week Parker and
Justin did you guys even play this week? I
Did Jane I did it I see
You'll have a YouTube I forgot
You watching hockey yeah, yeah
Yeah.
Force.
Force.
Force.
Force.
Well, Frost Curse plate boots.
Like every stone lantern.
I mean, that's part of the Frost Curse set, but it's...
Wait, the boots are upgradable.
Interesting.
What?
What the...
What the... chess piece is it?
Are you doing all the side stuff?
I'm doing a lot more...
than I was expecting.
I was expecting to plow the main,
um, because it's the most interesting,
but I've
found myself exploring
a lot more than I thought.
it's joe verse you next week with what if you gave a little marathon right now
have a little fun carry me tomorrow thoughts
Oh, this is my animal.
What that is?
It's like way up there, dude.
I'm not doing cryo, I'm gonna play stray.
Aw, that's a sweet game.
Justin I heard you were just chatting for like hours yesterday.
Through or false?
Five and a half, holy fuck.
Dude, you know what's sad?
Everyone's quitting.
Dreaming.
Matt quit.
He went to the Ska Farm.
Scott quit. He went to the Ska Farm. Hannah's coming back, actually. But she quit, temporarily.
What else? TJ... Well, TJ's kind of back right now, to be honest. He's not going to the Ska Farm yet.
I don't know why I want to kill deer, I just have a...
I'm coming back, bitches.
Yeah, Hannah's coming back.
She's coming back, but she doesn't want to just like, degenerate game all day, so she...
She might...
Um...
She might do streams.
Honestly, this is gonna sound stupid, but maybe not.
sounds stupid because it's about it's it's not actually stupid it just in my
head it's gonna sound dumb saying out loud for some reason she no I'm not
calling your idea stupid Hannah hold on that sounded wrong she wants to do like
Let's hear it, okay.
Okay, that sounded wrong, but the way I was thinking about it was, what I was gonna say
is she wants to do like, like lifestyle content, like, you know, taking care of whatever.
The house chores, food plans for me and her.
That's why I was going to say it sounds stupid, just because the first thing I was going to
say is she wants to do like kind of content where she's like, Neil prepping and planning
for me, and of course her.
And that's why I was thinking stupid.
I don't actually think the idea is stupid, just so we're clear, god damn it.
I gotta go.
Anyway, that's the kind of content she wants to do.
I'm just gonna stop talking.
I'm gonna go light this lantern.
Who the fuck is this guy?
This guy looks cool.
Who are you? I've never seen a mob like you.
I have never seen a mob like that.
But anyway, she wants to do content where it's like morning routine content.
Like morning routine content, this is how I feed my boyfriend.
Dude, I'm your husband.
Who are these people?
Why do they not have names?
What the fuck is this?
Who are these people?
Do they fly- I can't deal with flyers.
Oh wait, yes I can.
There's so many of them.
Dude, they're all pl- I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
Guys, I'm dead.
There's too many fliers.
I have no way of dealing with them.
Oh, fuck my ass.
Hey guys, what's up? How's it going? Hold on, I gotta find a nice tight space.
Dude, stop slipping! Sorry.
Alright, I gotta find a nice tight space for these fliers. This area is cool, what the fuck?
What?
Hello!
How are you?
Come see, come saaaar!
I should probably wear my cross-distance.
Oh, this place is so cold, Zach!
This place is so cold that my cross-distance actually doesn't work.
It actually won't. Literally.
Fire Frost, oh that's cool. Well I can't deal with these guys. This place is freezing gold!
Stop them, stop.
Freak out, freak out, freak out.
The best thing I could do right now is die, reset, go to the smash travel, run to that area.
Hold on, we're cooking, we're cooking, alright we cooked, heavy, alright, holy shit that
was annoying, gotta wait till Benji and Leo go to the Ska farm and then get one, wait
What? What the fuck, Justin?
Oh, a dog. Oh.
Anyplace.
My lantern stops me from being old.
of
the
That area is cold. That area is real cold.
It's so cold that my fucking ice res chest piece does nothing.
Use the frost armor? I'm using it, bro. It's not. You need more.
This place is freezing.
The boots probably give some too.
Does this have hardcore characters?
I don't know if that's gonna...
I don't know if anyone's gonna be able to pull that off.
Bro, come on, dawg.
Um, so, Light with Stone Lanterns, now I hear ya, but like, how?
I can't use my shine.
Every time I use my shine, I get frozen.
I might not be able to be here yet.
I guess I could maybe...
Hell yeah.
Big stuff.
Maybe it'll be warmer inside if I can get in there.
Oh wait!
Wait, what happened?
I don't know why I could turn it on now, but...
Fuck yeah.
oh my god it's warm here oh my god it's nice and warm here I don't know why
that thing let me get off who did I want to see Justin play this game
Oh my god, to be Rage 24-7.
What the fuck are the pillars?
of
the sea and a
frozen English pretty bad looks cool though
damn it a siphon it's interesting
I could go good with the right click.
The gear in this game is so boring.
Like, I bet you that's supposed to be really sick, right?
Like that weapon.
But like, it's just the same- Dude, that weapon is just the same as any other fucking
weapon that you could find on the street.
It's the same fucking stat lines.
It's ahhh...
Fuck, I mean, you the sword look...
Basically, you're getting items for how cool they look.
And then you choose the weapon that looks the coolest.
Fuck am I going?
I'm gonna eat so much food here, I might as well just die and go again.
I wonder if it'll save?
Actually, you know what?
me? I wonder if we'll save the progress. Not really? No, it is really. Or how are you
gonna tell me not really? You know that sword I just got is the exact same as a
normal sword that you can find on the tree, right?
You are wrong. I'm literally not wrong. Unless the weapons get
better than that sword, but I'm gonna be honest, I don't think so.
There's probably, if I had to guess, there's probably like three weapons that actually
have proper stat lines that make them actual upgrades, but the rest, like every item in
this game, like I would assume 90% of items are in one bucket, and then there's the
10% of items that are probably in really good buckets.
Unfortunately, this sword looks really cool,
but unfortunately, it's still in that bucket of 90%.
It's not that 10% item that you're looking for, you know?
I'm a sword type more attack speed no attack speed and more attack that's right that's
what I'm saying there's the buckets right get up oh my god okay I guess I can't go up
slippery. Oh, I can. It was just weakened. How did I get up here so easily last time?
But yeah, so there's weapons, there's weapons in buckets, right? There's the base attack buckets.
so like every every item has the same shit so there's the base defense items
there's the base attack items and then there's the lower attack but has a crit
or slightly lower attack has an attack speed and there's just a couple of
these buckets that every item falls into so this item is cool but this item
falls into the bucket of no attack speed, no crit, pure attack.
The Hound, for example, is less attack, but has crit, right?
The Hound has a base crit of two.
This does not have a base crit or attack speed of anything, it just has a high base
attack.
That's literally it. That's the whole itemization. So if you find an item early in the game like this spear
For example like a beginner spear you upgrade this thing to the max
It's gonna be just as good as this thing, you know, it's it's all the same the gearing in this game
There's probably a couple like really really really good items that stand out
Maybe they have stat lines that go to like three or something, but that's probably later. I
I wish they put a little bit more oof into that part of the game, it doesn't feel like
you get upgrades like ever.
You basically are going to use the same item that you get at the beginning of the game.
If you choose to upgrade it to the max, that same item is going to be as good as 90%
of the items in the game.
Unfortunately, just is what it is.
They don't even have difference in sockets either.
They're all just three sockets, or two sockets, you know.
Hey, I finished the construction.
How do you...
Doing this for some shoes.
And one Missless.
I love those five sockets though, no it's a two-hander.
One-hanners have three sockets, two-hanners have five sockets, and I highly doubt that
changes ever. Stop slipping, stop slipping, stop slipping.
But even though the itemization in this game is pretty bad, it's still fun to
explore things just for the sake of exploration, you know? You're not really
gonna get gear upgrades but you will get abyss gear upgrades you know that's cool
that's pretty cool
your hope is to explore and find a cool weapon and then the weapons not the
part that's cool it's what's inside the weapon that you could take out and put
into your weapon. That's kind of like what you're helping for.
Cool.
Oh shit.
Is it a puzzle?
puzzle time
puzzle time
puzzle time
how many hours of gameplay does this game have?
Probably like if you're trying to finish everything probably like a thousand, but if you're trying to just do main probably like a hundred
Main with a sprinkle of side
Pretty sure you can do the main in 20 hours if you did nothing else, but who the hell wants to play just doing the main
That's crazy. That's some psycho shit
10% contribution XP gain
Contribution x that's so bad. Why would you want that?
The sword does look cool though.
I might just wear it on my back as like a cool little looking sword, but it's cool
looking.
Cool looking.
Um, so these are the exact same stat line as my boots, I believe, I think they're in
the same category. Weird they don't have any ice thing. These are the same, right?
Let me take a peek. 3519. 3519. Same. So like this is another example to just like
reiterate what I was saying. I know you guys are probably tired of hearing it.
But these frost curse boots are like super in this frost spire, but they're the exact same boots as mine like
Literally the exact same they're in the exact same category because they didn't roll anything else
So my boots that I found at the beginning of the game
Which were
The boots that I found at the beginning of the game was the first sanctum you go to which is like
I think it was like down here or something
So this one, this one, that's like the first sanctum you go to.
This gear, this pair of boots is the exact same as the pair of boots that I just got
all the way up here in the Spire Frost.
That's literally the exact same.
But you get the drip, right?
That's what you play for.
You play for the drip, you upgrade the pieces based off drip.
These obviously look cooler than my boots, but my boots are upgraded and I don't want
to upgrade those.
The real endgame is fashion.
Yeah, that's the real endgame.
Fashion.
Oh, Jesus Christ, I didn't know it was going to open at the bottom.
That was a time.
What's that do?
I don't know.
I'm not sure what that did.
Please don't fall.
Hey, can I go up here?
Okay, so they expire, but what do they do?
I don't know if this is losing rank, but...
I'm wondering if I punch that, but I don't think so... maybe.
It just seems like it's a really awkward place to punch, so I don't know if they would design
it that way.
But it's only these two little...
these two guys
of
the
There's no spinning the cubes.
This seems important.
Hold on, there's something on the backside I'm sure.
Okay, you definitely spin the cubes.
I don't know why I don't know how but you definitely because this laser supposed to be on the other side. I
Don't know why it's not spinning the cubes. I don't know. Let me just like really whip my mouse around
Okay, can you spin this?
Maybe you you spin, hold on. Let me use these voice
Come on up.
Yeah, okay. I'm not a fucking idiot, apparently.
What the hell am I doing, though? Next, previous?
Huh.
How do I know what I'm targeting?
You don't, I guess.
Dude, this music is so fucking breath of the wild.
It's insane. I'm telling you, dude, they just copied the music.
It's the same kind of chime and beat.
I didn't know which one I was targeting, so I just had to guess.
The previous two.
Oh, they glowed blue.
I didn't notice that.
I'm blind.
Okay, so now I go hit it in the back.
Bang.
Wait, not bang?
Uh-oh.
not
Do I hold it here? Let's just hold it for a sec
Oh
Really thought I was on to something
Okay
That's... so what I did was wrong.
Okay, I thought I just had to line up the lasers so that they, like, I would turn on
the button and then it would just go...
So you can't move the starting lasers.
You grab the lasers?
Oh my god, you can.
Oh my god, you can't.
Wow.
Ooh!
This goes here.
And then this goes here.
I think that's where the buttons were. I don't actually remember. Pretty sure. Surely this
This time we got it.
Uh oh.
Oh wait, hold on, yeah, hold on, I'm stupid, uh, wrong one.
I didn't know it's you both grabbing this one.
Not this one.
I got the whole thing.
w puzzles
of
I don't really get the point of these abyss things.
Is it just for cubes?
Is that really kind of like all you're doing up here?
Just getting cubes?
It's kind of a very long-winded way of getting cubes.
You just go clear like a hundred guys and get a cube, you know?
Just kill a hundred men.
It seemed very, the cube to time ratio on these puzzles is very low.
Looks cool up here though.
Yeah, but like puzzles and shit.
I mean, I think I've found a treasure chest before in one of these, so maybe if you
go deep enough, maybe they get cool.
Oh, maybe there's cool stuff.
this tree was a bag that was a bag in the tree fruit of life
the hell is that
uh where'd it go
I don't know. I don't know where the Crude of Life... or the Crude of Life... what? Crude of Life?
Top right? Oh, am I blind? Oh, here.
Okay.
Tariff's Guardian Tree.
Where am I?
How do I have this paper?
I mean do I do some puzzles still?
I don't fucking know.
So I've puzzled up some more?
puzzle it up some more
I wonder how many puzzles are up here.
There's a lot.
Like, I wonder if you could just start a playthrough and just sit up here and do every puzzle.
the
Fuck yeah, I'll soak.
Fuck!
Well, I'm above the desert.
pretty cool I guess. What is this only up? Yeah. Oh boy.
Guessing I bring you out here. Don't know. Anything else in the room?
Yeah.
Alright.
I'm gonna punch this
Okay.
Uh.
Oh, no.
I don't need to do that.
Um, can I, like...
I actually don't know how I'm going to punch this, I'm not sure.
I'm going to try to get on top.
You can't stand on the thing, so maybe stand on this, and then punch down, it might work.
the hitbox might work
okay it has to be a forward punch
oh fuck
oh fuck i don't know how to do this
hold on
i'm in a plant
I'll figure this out.
I'm trying to punch forward while gliding, but the glide cancels instantly.
Do it!
Ah...
I got there.
Uh...
I might need to put these guys in here.
I don't know though.
I think there's a power cell in there, I didn't see.
Face off my mini-map.
Get out of there.
I'll do a little backtracking, it's fine though.
Wait, where's the- oh.
Jesus Christ, come on.
Get there, get there.
Beautiful.
All right, and then the other ones to the right
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to do a weird weird punch again
I'm gonna have to do a going upy, floaty punchy.
This doesn't seem right the way I'm doing this.
Like it works, but I feel like that's not how you're supposed to do that.
There's a skill for it.
You're lacking a skill.
Oh.
Is it an axiom pull?
skill? Like drift my cloth?
There's a hidden item above the crate mover?
How'd you know that?
Up here?
I'll say no hidden item.
Okay.
I'll say no hidden item.
Okay.
of
the
of
I just don't have eyeballs apparently. No wonder. No wonder you know that. You probably saw it on the screen
Swimspeed multiplier
Swimspeed multiplier
Yikes
That's bad!
How would you compare this Elven Ring? I honestly wouldn't. It's like nothing close to that game at all.
There's like zero, almost zero elements.
Or any resemblance. There's none.
If you liked Elden Ring, there's- Like, you know how, you know how, like, you know how
you could say, like, if you liked this game you'll probably like this one?
That doesn't apply with Elden Ring.
If you liked Elden Ring, that does not mean you will like this game, because it's literally
so different.
How about New Worlds?
No, there's only a couple of games you could really compare this with I'll be honest it
It's got like Zelda vibes with its puzzles. It's got
Kind of like RPG Assassin's Creed a little bit with how like generic some of the game is
And then
I would say like a little bit of dragon stagla with like how jank the game is I guess that's kind of like the three out
Little AC those Zelda and a little dragon stagla
I wouldn't even compare it with BDO, like at all.
There's like nothing, there's literally nothing like BDO.
Like it is, it is got like abilities from BDO, but it's no real resemblance really,
besides some like fonts and ability of usage.
Witcher? No, I wouldn't compare this with Witcher. Like, literally there's nothing there at all.
it is cool to see the BDO world though because it is definitely the BDO
worlds like I saw Velia it wasn't called Velia but it definitely was Velia
there's this area down here it's called Velua
here here this is called Velua and it definitely is Velia
like a hundred percent it's valia. I think that's pretty cool.
It's not valia? Yeah but when you go there it looks like valia. I know it's
obviously not valia but it is valia. You know what I'm saying? Like it is
literally the same same town minus a lot of houses I don't know if I should keep
doing these puzzles or if I should get back into the normal worlds I like I just
don't know it is cool that I'm over the Crimson Desert though
Yes, kind of. What does the combat compare to? It was Assassin's Creed. It does feel like you're playing like AC Odyssey or Valhalla or something. Very, very similar.
It's a little bit more flashy than those games. Like there's a little more combos you could do, but it's similar for sure.
like if you played Odyssey Origins or Valhalla or even shadows the combat's
like kind of similar but more flashy and you could do a little bit more like a
smidge more in in in the like combos you don't need to do the combos but you can
do them which is cool
like if you're down to be creative with combat just for your own fun you
can do it, but you could also just spam one ability like I do.
We'll see instead if we're doing puzzles. There's some items you can get. You get
these cubes. You get skill cubes. But yeah, you're doing it for fun, mainly.
I'm gonna be honest, there's not much of a point to do anything in this game.
Unless you want to have fun if you want to do puzzles don't be like don't do the puzzles it'd be like man
I'm gonna get something really great for doing this puzzle
Just think about it as like I'm gonna do this puzzle because I want
That's it
Okay, so I think I have to connect the beams which one am I targeting right now
You can get a beam to that one.
I don't know which one I'm targeting, that one?
This one?
Wait, shit, we gotta get it.
Shit.
Wait, what?
There's two beams.
Oh wait, I didn't, I didn't, hold on, there's one more, uh, oh wait, no, I see, wait, hold
on, there's a beam coming from the, oh, this one, I can't, I don't know where I'm
targeting, I just, I'm waiting for the, there we go.
Holy shit, that turned so slow.
Here and then.
Nice.
Nice.
Hard to see, this is a blurriness of colors.
That was a quick puzzle.
It's a quick little cube.
That's a quick little cube right there.
Sheesh, that was the fastest puzzle yet.
Yo, that took like two minutes.
Do you always get a cube?
Let's see.
Spawn's in the middle here.
Do you shift for Ron I do?
Yeah, I'm liking the game.
As soon as you like, as soon as everything clicks in the sense of like, you know what
you're, you know what to expect, right?
I think once you know what to expect and you've kind of figured the game out and
you know what's next.
I think at that, that's the point where you either say no, this game isn't for me, or you choose to explore it, right?
Once you've kind of touched a little bit of everything, you'll know very quickly if this is a game that you want to keep going.
The problem is, touching everything takes a long fucking time. Like, it takes a long time to feel out how all the systems kind of work.
And it's definitely not for everyone, for sure.
I gotta use the restroom, I'm so sorry.
It works?
I'm at?
Yeah?
Of course it is.
Take a shit shroud, I did. I did.
After my morning coffee, man.
After my morning coffee, it kind of sits in.
I don't see any of the sandbox stuff everyone's talking about.
I've watched a lot of OICs fighting horse riding in occasional puzzles.
Um, I think the sandbox part is like, you could do whatever you want whenever you want, right?
So if someone wants to do horsey riding, they could do horsey riding.
Like Red Dead Redemption is a sandbox, for example.
Red Dead Redemption is just as much of the sandbox as this game, right?
And in that game, all you do is run around in there, horsey, and shoot some stuff.
But there's so much more to it, you know?
You can do mini games, you can hunt, you can just explore the worlds.
You can follow NPCs around, see what they do.
You can make a whirlpool and water, burn red dead for some reason, if you want.
Like I just went to go take a pee or not a pee a poop and I just I'd open Twitter for the first time ever and
All my feet is Crimson Desert by the way, so thank God. I'm not on there often, but I opened it up
Once in a blue moon here, and I saw someone drifting on water like what the fuck you could drift on water
That's cool. I guess there's no reason to do it. You can do it
That's kind of what sandbox means is like there's these things that have no actual purpose besides
If you want to just do it, do it.
This is fucking weird.
This is fuckin' weird.
I'm gonna play GTA 6 on console or just wait, I'm gonna wait, I think.
There's a chance I load up GTA 6 on console for like, a day and then never play it until
PC.
I just don't want to ruin that experience, I really don't.
Like you're actually in a skill tree?
No, I don't have elemental attacks yet.
I need to get a frost book, a fire lightning wind book.
That's when you can start getting it.
Wait, that's so I can go over, hold on.
oh shit stamina is locked based off of knowledge but you could still up your
health oh it's probably because this is 10 out of 14 and this is 10 out of 18 so
when I hit level like 14 or something it'll lock it then
One thing I really like to do in this game is go find like a camp of like 400 people
and just kill them all.
I don't know, there's something very relaxing.
What?
The mission and impossible is this.
I got a Tom Cruise's bitch.
Yo, what?
OK.
I dude, if you get hit, you fall.
Because if you get hit by a laser, it knocks you back.
And then you just fall, and you get a fast travel back up.
That is pain.
Wait.
Hold on.
I got tech.
The hell do I do with this?
Can I stand on this without downing?
You first sure can block lasers with this, but I don't need to do that. I could just do this.
And just like pull it, or push it,
and then just make another clear.
Actually, you know what?
I should put it here.
Is there lasers that go through this?
I don't think there's lasers that go through this, I think I'm okay.
But just in case there is, we're going to like wall it off, like this.
I don't think there's lasers, though, all right, peace.
Wait, where'd it go?
Wait, it reset.
Wait, why'd it do that?
Holy fuck, I was locked in.
I was locked in!
Pull!
I was a little fucking king.
God, that felt good.
I should save here though, because there isn't always a fast travel.
You guys ever try to go for a save file and overwrite a save file, but instead you load
an old save and then lose all your progress?
I've done that before.
Yeah, but IRL.
Huh?
Oh, new flowers.
This flower is emerald.
I think I could clear this.
Maybe.
Nope, definitely not, but I could get close.
Alright.
Um.
Hold on.
Well, you know what, fuck it, I'm gonna just go wherever I am now, uh-huh, buy a new adventure,
uh-huh.
What the hell are we?
Who tells me I'm not supposed to be here yet?
How the fuck am I?
Erdva.
Yeah, I'm definitely not supposed to be here.
I'm curious to see how strong the monsters are in here though.
That was a TP. Good choice going up.
It's like doing Awakening, but actually a good game.
We're doing Awakening Owns, have there you.
That game fucking...
Destroys.
Iron? Is that an abundance of iron on that wall? Holy shit.
Great gate of Erdema. Friendly. Not bad, man. Friendly, man.
There's a book here somewhere I don't see it shields of the world volume
Not here.
That's not nice!
The character will...
The weapon types feel different, like sword, axe, etc.
No.
They're, I mean, like a sword,
like a one-hander to a two-hander
feels different.
But there is different
characters that feel really different.
Like, if I go here, I could swap between
me and Damien.
I actually don't have Unka because I haven't done
the quest yet.
I don't have Unka because I haven't done the quest yet for Unka, but...
This place stinks.
So the characters feel different.
That's like the big ones.
I guess I ain't worried here.
I don't know where I'm going, this is I guess a town or something?
Is that a rifle on your back?
It's a flamethrower.
I haven't found a reason to use it yet, but yeah, it's a flamethrower.
I'm not sure what it is.
What the god approve of such deeds?
Elevator?
This does look like do.
That wasn't making it this.
That was an accident.
That was an accident.
mean to do that?
If I had my mask on they all die
Alchemy formula platinum
One gold bar for brimstone. Oh, this is where you find rimstone mercury and holy water to me
Well, that cut that out or I'll have you cut and I'll
We ended up into the world volume 3, I don't care.
What do you need to...
forgot what's the next thing to
let's just bloodstone and then question mark question mark question mark is that
platinum it might be platinum
hey
the bank bug for anyone else oh yeah I lost everything that's okay
Where the fuck?
I'm getting that cube. Not leaving this desert empty-handed. I'm getting some new weapons with book. Yeah, but they don't matter.
Why didn't he grab a lump?
For the knowledge of course, Fondor.
That fucked up? I don't know. I want to see what happened.
This place probably looks better on stream because there's less foliage.
If I was strong enough, I would explore all of it, but I have a feeling if I bump into
like a... something scary, I think I'm going to get smoked.
I guess I could just run around for a little bit.
Yeah, this is like great bird farm.
Do you ever need large bones or bird meat or feathers?
What are feathers for?
Surely for making arrows.
Don't you just stepped on fast travel?
Just a waypoint.
I like the music here.
calming oh my god there's something in that tower
really
nice dish
That's right.
Oh.
Get on my drill?
if
you know that's how you're going to go there during the story
the ad is being right always a core
areas I'm definitely not supposed to and then I find something cool and then I
can't progress it. I kind of have a problem with that.
I feel like I should just beat the main story and then I could progress
everything. That would make no sense.
Union for Arc Raiders. What about it? Oh, did their update come out yet or no? Hey, a symbol.
This is probably for a puzzle somewhere.
Mental note.
Mental note.
Take a little screenshot.
I don't know what that's for yet, but there's probably a cave nearby that needs those.
Oh, let's see how hard the mobs are.
Are these bad men?
Let's see how difficult, let's see how like, this'll be a good tell to know if I'm supposed to be here.
I mean, I'm definitely not gonna be here, let's see.
What's up, bitches?
Okay, okay, he did not die in one location.
Not a good sign.
I mean, I could kill him if it takes a lot of work.
Okay, so that's like that that's this biomes version of bandits I guess you probably see
those guys often. Does it not feel like video combat? Not really, no. There's
moments of it, I guess.
There are some moments of it feeling like video combat, for sure.
And you kept the speed it's a lot of attacks be nodes like
Um, whatever, um, here's sockets.
Oh, cool.
That's a music here a lot.
He's still losing life?
Yeah, it's really hot.
I'll leave me in anything.
the
Oh elephants
Good
I like elephants
I don't care about riding an elephant temporarily.
I can't see if I like, I'm trying to like, I'm praying that I like stumble upon something
really cool in this desert.
Like obviously it's a little bit higher level, I'm supposed to be a little bit more geared,
but I don't know, hoping for something.
I don't know what.
something now get her it's a dinosaur
Four.
Monitor lizard.
Fucking mess shit.
Solesite.
I have never even seen any purpose for solesite.
Oh! Oh, now I know what that's for.
For upgrading your weapons to tier nine.
Or eight, or one of the two.
I heard it's how it's minable here, they all look the same.
this is for upgrading weapons if I could find a bloodstone deposit I my weapon I
do I think my weapons would be level 9 I think right how how how high do these go
when you use it so bloodstone bloodstone yeah I would actually have level nine
weapons if I knew where bloodstone deposits were
I could go to all the shops I guess and then they slowly sell them like they
Oh, my god, that's so good, baby.
A camel?
Oh, my god, oh, my god.
Yeah.
Explosion from the overheated knuckle drill five times
Wait my drill can overheat
Something new about myself
Lucy trace Lucy
You probably tame the camel, no?
I mean, we keep using the word tame.
It's just not really taming.
It's more just temporarily, temporarily going for a ride.
You know what I'm saying?
Let me try to overheat this drill, helmet.
This doesn't overheat shit.
As I do.
There's a lot of whore in this area.
looks cool but something tells me it's
barren as shit
I lost so many queues while I get my ass beat oh they drop on the ground
You hear about the TFT Discord GGG situation?
TFT Discord GGG.
Team Fortress?
No.
team fight tactics discord and grinding gear games what the hell is he we have to
do with pft and discord wait what does that mean
I do three herbivorous animals what you mean said to do
There's little context if you don't
There's literal context if you know what TFT is. TFT is a trading discord for
mirror service. Oh so there's some drama. Drama bitches! Where the fuck am I?
Okay, I can't go in there.
What am I doing here?
I'm wasting so much time.
I'm wasting so much time being here.
There's clearly something in there, but I don't know how to get it.
I think I'm getting smoked out.
I'm gonna try to go in there again one more time, one more time.
Maybe I could turn the fire off or something.
No, okay, once you get, okay, so you need like an item to get through here.
It'd be nice to know what was killing me because I have a couple helmets that do shit, but
I think I have a heat helmet but I don't know if that's heat.
I think it's beautiful.
I think AI made it.
Whoa, what's this?
Silver, there's silver too! How many fucking different ore types are in this game?
Crazy.
Wait, I almost have all of them.
Acquire Mineral Knowledge 14 out of 18.
There's only four more left.
left. I don't know if Silver is 4.
Silver in a cave in the first area? Oh interesting. Yeah I've never seen it.
The shooter smash you one shot the orc. I drill for extra materials.
Like I know I could just one-shot it with like heavy attacks and stuff, but then I don't get the I don't get the double materials
Alright, it might be time to get back on track.
I'm definitely not supposed to be here, so...
It might be time to get back on the main story and just kind of lock in, because what is
that?
Oh, this is where the tunnel leads, I think.
The tunnel that poisoned me or whatever?
Pretty sure it leads in here.
I think if I fall in there, I die.
Yep.
Someone told me it's 20% of level 6.
It might be.
I haven't looked into the refinement.
I can check.
Let's see.
Yep.
That level 6 is 20.
were and then at level 10 it's 30 that's a main main story area and I'm the king of
finding main story areas before I'm supposed to be there I am the king of
that shit I need to find bloodstone like I desperately need to find bloods just
what's this? Oh it's the criminal. Google where to find it? Well that's not very fun.
I was bloodstone where would I be a quarry maybe I think it's in the starter for a
I had no clue.
I feel like...
Her deposit is only one time use.
I think they respawn after a certain number of days.
of
Fuck, it's bismuth.
Doesn't look like I've ever stumbled upon it.
Like, accidentally or whatever.
I want to explore a series more, I don't know.
That question mark is, I've stared at that question mark like,
fucking six times yesterday and I want to know what it is.
You passed so many, but not close enough to appear on the map.
fuck really? that sucks
oh my god, I love strawberries
I love strawberries
wait, didn't I establish that you're gonna go to the main story here?
isn't this the main story lock?
Yeah, this is the main story game.
I'm stupid.
The question mark is probably this main story that I can't get through.
Wait, it's open now.
Wait, what?
Is it because I did the other Witch's Quest?
This was locked before.
It was a door.
But I finished the Witch's Quest up in the north here, and maybe that triggered
it.
Yo!
Let's go!
task beyond our capabilities. Thus, we appeal to your good character. Please, would you restore
our sanctums to us? Might you be interested in charms kissed by-
Fortification, Aegis, and Fortitude.
Fuck, those all suck.
Yeah, Aegis maybe could be okay, reducing damage taken, but I don't really know what
this is, but damn.
I got all excited. I found a witch. I was stoked.
That'll matter though.
I have 7 defense.
That's pretty good.
for her to disguise
that talks that I didn't get anything I actually wanted from her I was so excited that I found another witch and I was gonna be stoked about it but
Is fortification just defense?
Like this shit?
Defense 3? Whatever.
Oh it is. That's not bad, actually. The fortification one's not bad.
I'll buy that one, because that one actually is...
Probably fine.
I'll buy both of these, actually.
Is in BL4 a thing now?
Uh, BL4? Then you update it in like a couple hours.
The new character and stuff.
You think the affinity thing works on witches?
Can I gift her stuff? Let's see actually.
Oh, she wants...
She wants cash.
The only one with pouches, interesting.
Well, she must have gave me the quest for more sanctums.
Yeah, I like doing sanctums.
Maybe I do that.
are really fun because you get a puzzle and you get gear and you get potential boss fights.
Let's see. Oh my god they're all in the new area. I'm definitely not supposed to be here.
What if I find a boss that's really hard?
the
the
the
the
Then we get hard, huh?
I don't quite know the easiest way to get here though.
Maybe that island has the bloodstone farming, yeah, there you go.
Now you're cooking.
I'm down for a little adventure.
Now getting there is going to be difficult, extremely difficult actually.
It's so dude what this is gonna be
This is gonna be a grind to get here
What the fuck
Wait, maybe not maybe not
Can I make that you think I think if I go to there
Oh, I'm going there.
Don't care.
You can't stop me.
I think I cleared that.
No fucking way I clear that.
I maybe go from there to there though.
I think there's a chance I clear this.
Hold on, let's see how high I can go.
I definitely don't clear that.
I think I have an idea though.
If I drown, tech, okay?
If I get far enough and drown, I bet you I TP somewhere on that side.
I bet you this is tech.
It's not, but that's fine. I think I'm closer. Hold on.
I want that Q.
Fuck it.
I think I can make this.
Uh oh.
It's fine.
I could eat stamina food, but I want I want to get TP back there. I want to pick up that cube.
Wait, why is it like doing no damage?
How come I died so much faster last time?
Ugh!
No, I know I could eat stamina food, but now I want to go back and get that cube.
There's a key here.
Get that one.
So I get distracted easily.
Like, I want to do one thing and then I see something else and then I just, I just whip around.
I need to get the air stab.
I think it'll help
moments like this
Your audio just flipped out, I know I heard that I it was tweaking hard uppies
That bloodstone was a garnet. I do need garnet though
Alright, I got my cube.
Alright, I should probably eat some stamina food so I can actually make this cross.
Um...
Go from here, because I definitely look closer.
I just have to hope I don't die hey guys what's up bitches you guys hard to kill
oh you're the dancing fish guys
Good.
Nice.
Alright.
Time to explore.
Alright.
Alright.
Time to explore.
got them
got them
got a chest in the shipwreck
I don't think so.
Alright, new land.
I thought about leaving my game open yesterday.
Like overnight to just make infinite money, but then I felt like it was kind of cheese.
You know, like you know when you used to do Animal Crossing and you'd change the time
of day and shit?
It kind of felt dirty.
of
Um, uh, yeah.
It was a game worth it, worth the buy, and it's the greatest game you'll ever play,
Honestly, game of the century, really.
A low-sank thumb of something.
I don't like to follow him.
Fucking nice fly.
For what? You know?
Fly for wood.
Oh my god there's so many of these guys.
They'd be fine if these fucking flying fucks were in here.
Jesus Christ!
They're just pelting me.
I gotta get into a room- oh, a grindstone. Cool. I gotta get into a room that's not, um...
I think I said he refunded it because you hear other people saying it sucks is frying
me you're just being honest and truthful
all right now we have one side we have one side we have one side also we're
gonna get pelted again
in here? Puzzies? No. As I walk back into my room, to avoid them. We're good.
There's a single grey line on the left of the stream.
Is there?
Oh shit there is.
What was up with that?
Hey you're right.
Why did no one tell me?
Hold on you're right.
Let me figure that out.
Why is there a single grey line?
I don't know.
Let me figure that out. Why is there a single gray line?
Whoa.
Rejecting my image weird.
This?
There we go.
How come?
You guys seeing that?
Look right here.
Look at my monitor.
look right here I spoke by the monitor wait what is that oh a fucking dog looking
in the mirror it's confused my fucking monitor man it's literally
I should probably move my camera so you guys don't see my-
I don't think they have like a dog when they see their reflection and they're like,
What's happening? What is that?
I was so confused with the little pink.
I fixed the line though. The line was my NVIDIA panel for some reason. I don't know.
I don't know why I was doing that, but line has been fixed.
There's a hole in the wall going in.
Are you playing this with well night hour? Or are you just watching?
I think it's kind of fun to um
I'm not seeing it, I uh, uninstalled, oh.
Why'd you uninstall?
What happened?
Talked to me that error.
he said i uh... uninstalled
i don't know just wasn't hooked
I feel ya. I feel ya.
I think, like, I imagine the kind of game you would like, since you love, like...
...Alternaring and shit, is like, I imagine you like really good combat.
Like, really good combat and really good bosses.
This game is not that.
There is some pretty cool bosses, but really good combat is definitely not what it has.
All the bosses end up doing the same move. They give you one damage window.
Oh shit! 10% chance to mine additional ore!
Wow, that's the first time I've seen a normal basic chest actually spit out something good.
Wait, that's super useful, I'm going to put that in my drill.
I have a feeling you love the really good combat of Elden Ring and stuff and just loving the
moment to moment to fights.
This game is more like the combat's kind of mid, the story's kind of mid, all of the
content's kind of mid, except for the world.
The world is really cool.
You just don't really get rewarded back well enough for exploring the world.
So it's more like you have to like mentally be okay with the satisfaction of your own,
now achievement or whatever you did you got to be like you got to pat yourself
with you got this is the kind of game where you got to pat yourself on the
shoulder you know I'm saying when you do something because the game doesn't do
a good enough job rewarding you for doing it
that makes sense
well it's this thing
Oh my god, it's right here.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Fucking overthinking it.
You need patience and just enjoy the world.
Yeah, but like, a lot of people play games like RPGs like this to like really get like
of gratification for doing something.
Um...
I just don't think the game does that well enough.
Like you have to be happy mentally with what you did.
And that's it.
Because that's the best of the game.
The game's not gonna give you something like,
oh shit, that was the coolest thing I've ever gotten.
Wait, did that chest respawn?
I think it respawned.
of
Why isn't it stopping?
How do I, why does my light not cancel?
I have to flick it off in every single time?
That's annoying.
Dude, that's so hard to do.
I can't just like flick.
Oh, maybe I could like literally like flick it off.
Hold on.
Dude
Dude away
Dude, just press control. It's not how it works, man!
What do you want from me?
go out of the ocean go out of the ocean
now controller players i think just the keybinds are like really just fucked
like I don't that could be because controller players can't remap they'll probably be fine
like for example I can't cancel you see I'm focusing the light I can't cancel that
I can't do it so I have to flick away and I think that's because I probably changed the
keybind and then it just like tweaked out but I think if you're on a controller you can't
remap your keybinds so you'll be fine like you probably don't need to do that.
Coffee?
I knew it!
I've felt it in my bones!
We're on a schedule!
Three hours after I'm live?
The coffee?
Thank you.
Apple music?
What do you think?
App advice.
Oh.
Okay.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Oh, I see. Second cup of coffee today. Yeah, love it, too.
The gear you're wearing is nothing, kill the Lich King. Hell yeah, cool.
You know what's funny? I don't know who the Lich King is, but I bet you the gear that he drops is the exact same as my gear.
Actually, I would put millions of dollars on that.
I would. I would. I would actually put millions of dollars. If I was a gambling man, I would.
I bet you it's the exact same.
What does the bis axe look like? Uh, they're normal axes.
I'm not kidding, I think these are the best weapons in the game.
Uh, there's probably something better.
Um...
Like maybe from like a final mission or something, but I don't know nine hour
Were you here when I was doing my spiel about how bad this game's gearing is?
No, okay, so for example
This sword right here, right I just dropped it
Anyway, the sword right here, you think is pretty cool.
It's like, oh, the frozen anguish. Wow.
Such a cool sword.
And it is. I mean, you get it pretty deep in the game.
But this sword is no different than a sword that you could find at the beginning of the game.
It's actually the exact same thing.
So this game has about four or five different buckets of gear.
One of them is attack base only another one is less attack and some crit another one is less attack
Some crit attack speed and then the other bases would be like less attack
But only crit less attack only attack speed. That's it. No more always have the same amount of sockets
Always will have the same amount of damage as long as you find it in the same bucket this sword is
Is the same as a sword that you'd get the first 30 minutes of your gameplay
So bad. I hate it. I
Hate it really. I think I don't I don't know what they were thinking but
The one plus side is I guess is you just pick the sword that or item that you like
And you just run that for the whole game yes
There really isn't much gear scaling at all.
There's like, if most items are the exact same, and there's probably a handful of items
that are actually like, really good.
You know what I'm saying?
Like there's probably like a couple like legendary type items that are probably pretty
good.
Um, but yeah.
Yeah, who the fuck is this guy?
I was kind of noticing that with the armors they're all the same stats. Yeah, the armors are the same way
The armor is either it's a high defense base or it's a high lower defense base, but it has movement speed on it
So you're just you're just pretty much picking armor for what looks cool
Like I have like this like I got these pairs of boots which are cool frost curse plate boots. They look sweet
But they're the exact same boots that I'm wearing and I found this pair of boots
The first chest I found in the game our like two
And they're the exact same this one's from the same area where you get the sword and it's the same shit. They really
Honestly is lame my opinion
The game that has like so much exploration and so many cool gear sets like you'd think that they would actually be better or worse
but they're not until someone literally shows me proof that they're actually
different I won't believe them because every time I've asked for proof there it
it's they there's nothing they got nothing for me
but yeah I guess maybe maybe yeah maybe it's intended that way so you use the
gear that you think is look cool like if you think this gear looks cool max that
bitch and use that gear like maybe they did that on purpose the only plus side of
that system in my opinion is all that work that you may have spent on a piece
of gear is not wasted because it's arguably the best piece of gear you can get.
The only reason I think these axes are insanely good is because they have one crit, one attack
speed base.
When you get it to 10, that'll be a two attack speed base on each of them.
And I have never seen an item like that ever.
Well, that's Lilith.
Goblin?
Wow! A bounty that's actually worth money!
Very cool. All these other bounties are worth fucking nothing.
Kill that ice boss, light up those lanterns. I already did that.
Hmm, Mr. Interpreter's amazing.
Hello, traveler.
My thanks.
Not the icebox of the lanterns.
You're thinking of something else, I think.
Enjoying the death? Alright.
That just seems kind of lazy on the death sparks.
Um, yeah, maybe they didn't want to...
Maybe they didn't really want to balance the game.
you know maybe they didn't want to do all that so they're like fuck it nice and
simple I don't know either way if I was to download a mod that would be the first
thing I would do the first thing I would do it to download a mod would be to
fix how bad gear progression is like I just I find it really weird that you
You can kill like fucking Zeus.
He gives you like a lightning weapon and it's just the same as your weapon.
Like I just feel like that's so...
Hmm.
Grinds my little gears, my little nuts, but that's okay.
Use what it is.
Use what it is.
Fuck is this?
Oh, this is the sanctum.
What?
Oh, it's not.
this is the sanctum what just a random oh it's just random ruin these guys hard
to kill you guys suck the poop out of my hat I was just saying if they come with
a unique skill because they don't come with a unique skill they come with a
unique gem that you could just take out and put it in any other...
Suck the pooch, I'll buy nothing to say to you.
What's up, baby?
I wouldn't be surprised if there's a couple implicit though because like for example there's helmets
so okay that's the caveat for what I've noticed is there's implicit right where there'd be like
a helmet like where's the catfish helmet this one so like there's caveats and
implicit like this days immunity and remove heat cool it does something
special but you don't get the socket so therefore it's trash so if there's
like implicit later on on gear and it's like imagine you find a weapon and it's
like oh sick this weapon does this but then it has no sockets it's still gonna
be at the implicit would have to be the most insane implicit ever but it's
probably not gonna be I wish I was a fucking bandit dude I wish I could just
like a raid and pillage and break stuff would be cool I want to take my anger out on glass
you can add sockets you cannot you cannot you cannot you only add sockets if the slots are there
there's some items that are not refinable and there's some items that are not socketable
and those are usually items that have implicit. Therefore, dog shit.
You can put the mask on. Oh, you think I was talking about
in-game? No, I'm talking about real life. I want to be a bandit.
Hey, this is cool, but an angle and a fucking... uh, boo-ha?
You'd be a terrible bandit.
Hey, fuck you, buddy.
Why'd you say that?
Don't know me.
I don't know me.
You know there's goodies in there?
I don't think there's goodies in there.
I bet you it's gonna be like a sack of coins.
Oh, that was nice.
Lobbath on my nobbath.
I don't even get it.
Something tells me if there's gonna be like a button to open the gate.
How nice would it be worth it, though?
I would almost guarantee it's gonna be a sack of shit in there, but like I'm kind
tempted to know, like, is it a sack of shit?
Maybe I'll turn the fire off, then it'll open.
I'm not. I don't care about that, Chas. I don't care.
I do not care.
Okay, I kind of care.
Hold on.
This is what I do in case I'm going to be in the middle of the game.
This is what I do in case I'm...used.
I try to see if I can get a better bird's eye view on something.
If there's like something I may have missed or crevice that looks...
...apatizing.
But, I don't see anything.
Oh wait, is that a different set of ruins?
Oh, I'm down low.
Oh, that's not even the same set of ruins.
This is like way down low.
I don't know what you're thinking. Okay, well I was looking at fucking nothing.
I was looking at nothing. I was wondering why it didn't look the same.
Is it this? I wonder.
Why is there a pipe here? Or something?
What's in the box?
It's not a pipe, it's just a...
I don't know how to get in there.
I don't think...
I don't think...
I'll be honest.
I think it's one sick joke. I don't think there's a way inside.
I think it's one sick fucking joke.
Nothing's breaking out of here.
Alright, well, we'll never know what's in that chest.
Probably because it's actually not able to be opened.
Ooh!
Looks cool.
Kind of.
Ish.
That looks like a bowed
They ever get a DLC for that game? Hold on DLC a bowed
Oh they did oh
Was a free DLC no paid one. Oh, that means it's gonna be ass
The name
You never trust a free DLC ever didn't pay today ain't gonna be good
That's my motto.
Tell that a no man's guy.
I mean, sure, that game is, the game is rough, fine.
If it's not a high quality game, sure, it'll just keep getting shit at it, that's fine.
I'm talking about like I'm talking about the shit you write fucking books about
that's what I'm talking about no man's guy like Witcher 3 yeah exactly that's
Witcher 3 ever had a DLC that was free that was good no always paid no man's
This guy's fire. Omega fucking low. Yeah, for sure.
Witcher had a good one? But compare it to like their paid one.
Does it look good now? Or does it look mid? You know me?
My point
My point
Why is my audio cutting out?
Holy fuck this train is
Gonna kill me my goddamn knees
Fucking knees
What the hell is that? It's a spaceship.
What's a spaceship out there? Is that a plane?
It's like a, um, like a paper dragon.
You could definitely land on that.
This area is absurd.
Oh my god.
What the f-
There's gotta be a better way to navigate this terrain.
Tryna get a full sleeve tattoo, you can definitely rock it.
You think?
Mount Venus!
Haha!
Hahaha!
Mount fucking Venus!
Haha!
Ah, I shit a bunch of aisles.
Mount Venus.
Do you like to bring up Witcher 3, but forget 1 and 2 were dog water?
Hey, 2 was a great game!
Witcher 2?
That was a great game!
How dare you?
I think it was awesome.
Now Witcher 1 I actually never played, so I don't know.
But Witcher 2 was a great one.
Is it dogwater or just water?
Don't be clever.
Okay?
No one likes a smartass.
I think I'm going to be able to do that.
Thank God there was a fast travel.
All that running was not wasted.
Why is everyone putting M-Addicted in their title?
they're being paid so it's like it's like a new it's new meta to say hashtag ad
legally the FTC approved that day I'm addicted in your title it counts as
hashtag ad or sponsored or paid or whatever so WFTC
Yeah, why do you think it has AZ at the beginning?
I think about that
That's a big L I want to know people are sponsored. I'll just see addicted
Are you on a low level or is it easy once you max your weapons?
My weapons are not maxed, but yes once you do max your weapons the game is pretty easy
for sure, because maxing weapons can be difficult.
It's pretty hard to max weapons, I have definitely the hard to get them 10, I mean 9 is a
a little easier but my weapons are not that high though. I think they're only like 6.
7? No, I think they're 6. I just wanted a 6-7 joke tonight.
I don't care if he's paid or not. Thanks, man.
Wow, you're a real one. Honestly, I made that joke because at this point everybody thinks
I've paid to play every game so may as well just embrace it and just say I am fuck it
I make 25 million dollars a year from every game studio that ever exists though
Fuck it embrace it
It will just lie everyone else fucking lies I can't I lie
3
3
3
3
3
3
Not cool, but whatever.
Obviously not pay this since he's been bashing it since release.
I actually haven't been bashing it.
I just, I'm just pointing out, like I just say things.
I say things that are bad and I say things that are good about every game I play.
That's just me, baby.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
What the fuck?
Okay.
What the hell is the point of this?
What's down here?
What?
that's weird okay that maybe that was just supposed to be a trap to hurt you
are you done with marathon no I just I'm addicted it's in my title
hashtag ad they got me by the balls with their wallets
This doesn't sound really random. Not random at all, actually. I was playing around with
my nvnc recording and I changed a couple settings does the game look at all
any different from yesterday so I'm I'm doing nvidia encoding and I was just
curious I just changed a couple things it looked different at all probably not
right I feel like all the impoters are the same they're never better they're
just the same I'm truly grateful beyond words can't really tell I'm unaware
Yeah, their technology has roots in the abyss.
Yet, even we witches must admit they're a cheat for them not-
Would you use before?
Well, before I used NVNC, but not NVNC-2X264.
So, I was using the normal NVNC,
and supposedly you want to use NVNC-2X264,
and then I changed some of the presets on 264 as well.
I don't know.
I don't know why you do this again, I don't think it's, oh it's for um, it's for Q, I
I don't really know what they're for yet, but they gotta be worth something. They gotta be for something.
Oh, like cubes.
I think you can use those cubes to cheat puzzles.
Yo, violin dev.
Hear that?
Oh, we're climbing a mountain, boys.
We are climbing a mountain.
Wait, where's the dragon?
And I saw...
What was it a dragon?
It was a bird.
Or a plane.
I can't look washed out or is it just the stream?
Can't look washed out or is it just a stream?
Well does it actually look washed out?
Or are you naked in my pizzles?
Top left looks washed.
What?
You sure that's not your monitor?
I'm sorry, the top left specifically?
What are you talking about me?
Wait and fuck you buddy!
Hey!
Piece of shit!
That's actually really clever.
That was really smart.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
That was actually a good one.
That was a good one.
Wait, there's a puzzle there. I see it.
There's a puzzle there.
It's one of those puzzles I did before.
They copy-pasted.
Colpe?
Colpe.
Speaking of Colpe,
did you guys see Max or Sabin win
and then celebrate
and then get de-cued?
That shit was crazy.
The DQ'd for what?
They did an extra tire swap.
I think they're only allowed 6 and they did 7?
It's not a joke, by the way.
i think that i think that's right
that was an elaborate six seven joke by the way
so we're clear
how's everyone liking the new f1 season
they're doing some funky shit this time around
it's not really that funky but
it's very controversial
some people like it, some people don't
it sucks
I don't think it's that bad
I mean the alternative is what?
Can't believe they reused a puzzle by the way. I would have never expected these devs of all devs to copy-paste the puzzle from the beginning of the game to the end of the game.
Wouldn't have never expected such a thing.
It can be a min-maxing robot in a few years, but it can be a min-maxing robot in a few
years probably. Do you imagine? Do you imagine F1 at one point is there's like
not even about the drivers anymore? There's no drivers!
Just the cars race themselves.
What? Did I move it in the wrong spot? Oh I never let go.
Ah, horse! Horse shields, shields, horse shield, shield.
Horse shield, shield is...
What?
Four Shields shield is where?
Okay, so this is a coin situation again.
Is that a coin or a shield?
Oh, it's a coin.
It's okay.
It's not a shield.
It's horse coin coin.
Okay.
Is Marathon so fucking hard or am I just bad?
I know it's tough.
Marathon just in general is a tough game.
Uhhh...
Harp...
Harp...
Jug...
Harp...
Jug...
Harp...
Uh...
Horse...
Scale...
Jesus Christ, okay.
Jug Horse Jug Scale.
Arp.
Jug.
Horse.
Arp.
Scale.
Okay, so it's right.
Man, it's not gonna work.
That's not big enough.
Is it?
It might work right here, actually.
This might hit all the notes, maybe.
Are we 100% completing this game? If so, I'm down for it. Dude, you know how hard that is?
I would expect less than 100 people in the world to be 100% completed.
Seriously.
Unless they cheat.
And you could be one of them. Dude, that would take like a thousand hours
Dude a month and there'll be a hundred speedruns to a hundred percent completion it's impossible
That no one will ever do a speedrun to a hundred percent completion. It's not gonna happen
is 100% completion in this game is like, kind of like an MMO?
So 100% completion looks like going to your journal, going to knowledge, and completing every single one of these.
It's not going to happen.
There's 2,958 instances of knowledge in this game.
75 bosses, 400 creatures, 400 manuals, 600 territories, all look at this.
No one's doing this anytime soon.
There probably won't be someone that achieved 100% knowledge anytime soon.
It'll probably take months.
Na na na na na na.
We got a motherfucking cube.
Bro, when do we unlock new dialogue options for you? Holy shit.
Wait, what is that guy saying?
Oh, oh, AI, I see, yeah, this whole game is made by AI, bro, you didn't know?
Bloodstone?
Holy fuck!
The first time I've ever seen a Bloodstone node, I'm gonna be honest with you guys.
I'm gonna be honest with you.
Now, the real question is, do I go...
Do I go socket 10% chance of additional ore into my drill real quick?
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah, yeah.
Alright, let's do it.
I mean, I have a waypoint nearby it.
Let me mark this, though.
I have a problem and it's crimson desert
For those of you that have played as much as me are you still having fun or you just kind of
Getting over it
I'm scared my cat with that burp. I'm so sorry. That is if I had one. Okay. Why did you lie about having a cat?
my family is watching bro sorry love so sorry so fucking sorry love we need to
gain honey why is it great out it's equipable on armor why would you
You put a 10% chance to mine additional ore on armor.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I have been waiting for you.
It's just no way.
oh you know what since I can't get rid of this DLC gear I may as well just put it
in there I guess I'm gonna have mining armor like what's that weird great
socket inventory how weird
we meet again and then inventory blessing
you'll find what you seek here wonder at your paths will cross again I want to
see something actually real quick I've enough to gift her to a hundred percent
10, 15, uh, uh, let's do it the easier way here, um, 60, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, just
these two will do it, hold on, I might save Scum here, maybe, I want to see if I give
her. A bunch of gifts. Now she's 100. Truly. Truly. Thank you. Oh, she does have more stuff.
The Freya's Lesser Elixir.
That's it.
And a Green Coral Reef Earring.
That was a waste.
Honestly, I don't know.
She could just keep it.
She could just fucking keep it. How about that?
How much copper do I have?
I feel like I'm taking off right now just fucking buzzing.
I actually feel like I'm buzzing.
I don't know what's going on.
It's gotta be the coffee.
It's flowing through me.
I still got more to drink.
I don't know what she, I don't know what peptide you put in this bitch, but I am buzzing.
How many single-player games have you played? Honestly, probably more than this entire chat.
I don't know, 300 maybe?
Oh, I want to see if I need ore.
We do have some.
It ain't great.
It ain't great.
It ain't great.
I wanted to see if I have enough mats to get my drill higher level for a chance of
more ore.
It seems like a waste, but it's playing the long, the long game, y'know?
Playing the long game, playing the long game.
So, my drill needs to be level...
...six.
Holy shit, I don't have anywhere close to enough copper.
Because I would need four iron to copper then six copper nine iron and then
Math is hard and then again, holy fuck. I don't even have enough with bloodstone either
Okay, we're not gonna do all that then as much as I would like to
We just can't I wish I could make money for my camp. I feel like you can maybe like later
later. But I haven't gotten there yet. Are all my men working? Oh no, we have three men
that aren't doing anything. What do you guys want to do? Men? Ways in aero production.
I could make... I don't understand the point of making more cuckoo pots
Uh...
Holy... wait...
Is that...
what I need... for...
Well, we'd always be...
No, like a red...
...a Betty.
Wonder what elderberries are for.
It's really expensive.
Put them to the test. They're keen for the work.
I can make a flower basket.
Big.
Ritual.
Ritual.
I mean, honestly, rituals might not be bad.
It'll get them some XP.
Yeah, you guys can just spam do some rituals. Alright, you get stronger.
Put them to the test. They're keen for the work. I'll fetch you whatever you need. Just tell me the name.
Wait, we still haven't finished the main story? No, I've been so distracted with other things. It's insane.
Like, I have a problem. I have a problem with doing everything but the main story.
Yeah, I've gotten a lot of cuckoo pot recipes, so I could check to see what new cuckoo pot
stuff I can do.
Did you use preset P7 best quality with NVH 265 or just 264?
I don't have 265.
I don't think OBS can do NVH 265, only 264.
normal can be and see gonna be scale with you in this game no we'll get that
bloodstone you added my guy I know I know I know I know I know I just wanted
to see my cuckoo I got a bunch of cuckoo shit cuckoo flame resistant
armor. Wait, that seems really good. Oh, shit! You could turn your frost-cursed...
Oh, shit! You could turn your frost-cursed plate armor into the Kukku cold-resistant plate armor.
It gives it more ice res and allows it the capability to be refined.
That's really cool.
This one shoots laser beams.
The helmet that shoots laser beams.
I'm going to be honest, none of this seems that interesting except for making this
armor. Specifically this one. This one seems really good. Here's a question. This uses
an enhanced cuckoo pot. And if you're keeping all of your cuckoos in the pot,
so this is my enhanced cuckoo pot, I'm keeping all the shit in here. If I make
something and use my enhanced cuckoo pot. Do these just fucking poop out and
they're like they disappear? Like where do those go?
You just crap the other cuckoo pot and they'd be there? Oh I see, okay.
Wait, there's only 12 shrines.
I think I almost...no, there's...is there one 12 shrines?
I mean, one, two, three, four.
Okay.
I want to figure out where to get this.
This has got my, it's got my, it's got my nippies kind of, like they kind of, they kind of,
sorry.
If this, if you're in a family room, and you're hearing me right now, I talk about my nipples
when I'm excited in video games.
It's not weird.
I almost have the stuff for this, which is pretty good ice resistance.
I kind of want to make this too, because I already have the Frost Curse plate armor.
And then I already have a Crown of Shadows. I don't know where I got that.
How many Casket Evolutions do I have? I think I have three of these.
Only one? I don't have three.
The Core of Absolution and the Core of Exaltation.
So one thing I haven't done is I just recently learned about this puzzle system with these Sanctums.
So I kind of have to go back to every sanctum in the game really quick.
It'll only take a couple seconds as soon as I remember where they are.
Is there an easy way to finding the sanctums?
I need to go through and do every sanctum again to get my bullshit.
I can tell you where to get the scorch flame plate armor if you want.
No, because I have a pretty good idea.
I have a pretty good idea of where it would drop.
Because the frost plate dropped in, well, Ploom.
So that would mean the desert one is probably where you get the scorch flame.
So it would probably be something there.
And just like that, no bloodstone.
Hold on, hold on, I'll get it in a second.
I'm trying to get a pet soldier, I'm going to cat or dog, be my partner, love both equally.
You're asking me, am I going to be the, dude, can I name your kid too?
Oh, I gotta get further away.
I can't fucking see it.
this is harder than it looks
Oh my god that hurt, fuck, ow.
Oh, Absolution is gonna be the name of the sanctum.
It was one of these up here.
Oh, I see, I say it now, Lav.
i say it was uh... it was this one i think
uh... this one
the most
uh...
exaltation
absolution i've done absolution i still remember where it was
Why don't you just toggle it on and off instead of moving the cursor because I can't do that.
That's not...
That's not physically possible for me to do that because the key vine doesn't exist.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
It does though, it doesn't.
Unless you want me to change my keybind scheme every single time?
Look.
Control.
Control.
Control.
Control.
Control control control control
You guys need to trust me more
Because I'm right like 60 percent of the time to give me some credit
Why doesn't yours toggle I don't know man
Dude, there's so many things wrong with my game. It's crazy
There's things that just don't spawn even though they're supposed to
So I have to do it this way because I can't toggle it on and off
Now I kinda wanna try to go get the Scorch Flames shit.
I know where it's going to be, but I don't actually, this area is huge, but it's going to be somewhere...
...here.
Ha ha!
Somewhere...
...in this...
...square!
There's one piece of armor somewhere here!
Okay, let's go- let's go do the original thing that I was doing.
This game sounds good, this game is good, man, or shit, it's incredible.
Like, literally, it's revolutionary.
It's one of a kind. It's truly remarkable.
Like, if they offered...
If they offered a plan to pay a subscription for this game, I would do it.
You know what I mean? Like, that's how good it is.
Like we may never see another game like this again in our lives.
Let that sink in for a second.
Wait, where did I put it?
Did I put it in my gloves?
I forgot where I put the...
I forgot where I put the... the gem.
I literally forgot. I put it... did I put it in the Kairos chess piece?
The chess piece, I think.
Deluxe armor, I think.
Great, I got one.
How cool.
Sweet, also one.
One again.
Wait, two.
Nice. Yeah, yeah.
I wonder if it's...
I wonder if this makes it... okay.
Does this make it a 20% chance to spit out an additional node?
Or does it make it 2-10% chances to spit out an additional node?
Therefore, you can actually get...
Three nodes.
What's up everybody, what are we doing?
I need something to play. Yeah, if you're willing to play a game for the next three years of your life, this is it.
I'm trying to find all the witches and do all the sanctums. I don't know why it's just a bull that I have set in my mind now.
Now I can't tell if Shroud is being sarcastic or Chat's being sarcastic, huh?
That's on you, man.
You got it though, you figured out.
I
Shit these guys are these guys are all bunch of flying guys
Like if I was a hack-and-slash-man, I mean Elder Scrolls kind of is.
Hope my audio's cutting out. I don't know why.
Am I at the restart of my mixer?
Wait a minute.
What did I say?
What did I matter a second ago?
Oh, my mixer.
I need to reconnect it.
Oh, my mixer.
I need to reconnect it.
Oh, my mixer.
Oh, my mixer.
Oh, my mixer.
I need a reconnecting or restart my mixer or something, I don't know.
Blue two things.
You mark all those bloodstone spots and farm it?
I'm gonna forget, honest with you.
But they pop up on the maps anyway, once you've found them before.
Um, I think my game may have crashed.
I'm gonna take a piss
if it comes back
Oh
I'm sorry.
you guys drop your fucking pants here
like ankles I do it sometimes in my own bathroom of course get a nice breeze on
my butt I feel like it's a little unfair that like my pee-pee gets a breeze but
my butt doesn't get a breeze it's kind of nice
I'm not sure why chat's acting like that's not normal.
Yeah I know.
Next time you go take a piss, take your pants off, pull, down to the knees, or ankles.
I mean these works too I guess, but...
I get fully naked?
Well, I'm okay. I didn't want to say it, but because you just said that,
I also was taking a piss and I just lifted my shirt up.
I don't know why I just pull like, like this, if he's out.
I don't know. It just felt good.
It's the natural male urge. Yeah, you guys ever just take your shirt off randomly? That's
That's what happened, but it just happened when I was peeing, so...
I really gotta find a better way to seal these, because...
A lot of work.
Well, I'm about to finish another Witch Quest.
I don't remember if finishing a Witch Quest does anything.
They give you their finger or something, and then they fuck off, and then you gotta find another one.
the other one. But they don't tell you where the other one is.
Light shines once more from the sanctum of faith. Balance is slowly finding its place once more.
Has it thought I often find myself with unperfect balance tree exists?
I don't know.
It cannot.
Let's strive for it still. That is the road fate has set before us.
You sleep naked?
I actually don't, but I feel like I should start.
I heard sleeping naked is extremely good for you.
How about streaming naked?
Okay
Only fans go there you can see whatever you want
FD dollar though my subscription model is
Look at that. It's a dragon bird bird dragon bird bird dragon
There's a fast travel here.
Okay, my audio is cutting.
Okay, we're going to restart our mixer, guys, and maybe this will fix the audio cut-age.
We're going to go really quiet for a second, okay?
I'm shutting my mixer down and then I'm restarting.
Help me.
It's going dark.
Thank you.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello?
Hopefully that's it.
I don't know. I just do.
got them soft hands boy yeah my hands are dude I could be a model actually that's
not true I got little nipples on my fingertips and I've always hated them
I've always been really self-conscious of my nipple fingertips anyone else see
these
these right here
see my nipple fingertips I've always been super self-conscious about my nipple
I don't know why.
It's like you're in the pool.
I guess.
I mean, not really.
not pruning it's just tippy you know
oh is that bloodstone or is that going it
is it going to my stone I need to go in it
I need to go mine it
I need to go mine it
I need my, um, fucking useless dog that always despawns.
Getting a lot of shroud lore in this stream.
Aye.
you go one second without opening the menu welcome back that's the game you
know you know you have to swap gear by opening the menu right like I'm over
here mining with my drill, but I need to swap my items to go back into fight mode.
There's no armament there.
Alright.
I do wish you could change that stuff easier, but you can't.
You fucking can't.
You fucking can't.
This area is pretty cool.
Definitely different.
The majority of it's just mountains though.
Oh my god, I thought I was gonna die.
I don't know if there's anything up there. I don't think so.
I'm gonna pack it all back.
God, Mr. Peanut and a few of the regulars are gonna go play GTA 6 when it's out.
Okay, thanks for the update. Keep me posted. Uh, come November. Please.
I'm so curious to see the massive review bomb that GTA VI will get, because it's inevitable.
As we clearly have seen in every game ever.
People are going to be playing it and they're going to be like, I have 25 FPS, fuck this
game.
I'm gonna jump up!
My dog here.
My dog's not here.
Classic.
That's gotta be the most annoying bug of this game.
Oh, there's webs.
Eww.
I keep thumbing through CS skins to sell and pick this game up, but so attached.
I've been thinking about selling all my CS skins.
I'm getting rid of all of them.
The
Live service Suicide Squad style game loop is going to be announced by Pearl Abyss for Crimson Desert.
That's pretty cool.
Dude, Suicide Squad was so close!
Oh, it was so close to being a good game.
I mean it was a good game, but it didn't have enough, right?
You had like five different missions that you just looped over and over and over again.
That game's gameplay was awesome. It was really, really fun.
The story sucks? Well, yeah, the story and the missions, it was so weird. It's like they
didn't actually have any missions. It was just copy-paste, like, the same five of them
over and over and over again.
If they made, like, a really meaningful story and then had those copy-paste missions
for the end game. I think it would have been better received, but unfortunately those copy-paste
missions were the story. And I think that was really why it died. But the actual gameplay
was really fun. They created something pretty cool. Like, the people, whoever did the game
design absolutely cooked in that one
it's under me somewhere I don't remember do I suck a cube off here or did I not
I think I did
I bought it for $4 and still ended up refunding it.
I mean, yeah, if it doesn't have any updates for it, then it doesn't have any updates for
it.
Team head, that game was close.
The potential was really there.
I see, I see how to get in there. I see.
Oh, there's a cube.
boy boy better not be a weapon dude better be like that
I don't care what it is
games items are goofy
cool bro red needle
I think, thord.
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
In fam foam.
Zoom out, hello.
Oh, is it? They didn't have a cube?
It was just, uh, a topper?
Okay, that's a really good sword. Yeah, man a lot of thing in this fucking game
I mean it might have a good
I need to get the fucking skill that I could just walk it into place because this is annoying
as shit.
I waste so much time.
Oh, it's this one.
And you force bomb two.
I'm going to get that one.
Thank God.
This is going to save me so much time, I should have known ages ago.
What?
What
Sick
It doesn't work for this. All right, I love that shit
Don't fucking fall you bitch!
Sorry!
I didn't mean to raise my voice. Speaking of sorry, do you guys see the Harry Potter failure?
They're literally just remaking Harry Potter. Crazy.
I'm done the witches sanctums these sanctums were by far the easiest
Ablation like the word
do you wonder why artifacts find their way to the surface? they fall. the heart of the abyss naturally
seeks to reach beyond itself. it is why fragments of its power, artifacts, fall to the world below.
okay, i don't know where the next witch is is the problem
There's a few more left.
Imagine this game can you do like a magic playthrough?
Not really, no
Old Harry Potter movies were so dog shit with the worst child acting on earth, so I'm okay with the remake
That's kind of I mean that's not what we were thinking would be in Hannah watched it
But we we were thinking that the series looks pretty good because you can't
fuck it up
like
Harry Potter is like 20 plus years old now and it's pretty
Like, it's fine for us, because we watched it, but like, imagine like a 12-year-old now.
I can't imagine them watching Harry Potter and going like, yeah, that was sick.
You know what I'm saying? Like kids now?
Modernizing Harry Potter into a TV show is actually kind of, it's a kind of a foolproof plan.
It might have been in, I think, I think it's a good idea.
I mean, I don't think it's necessary, by no means, but I, I, I get the modernization of it.
All right.
Okay, now what?
We did another...
Oh! Talk to the witch. Oh, I gotta go back and turn in the quest, and then she'll give me her finger or whatever the funk.
But the problem is, she doesn't tell me where the next witch is.
I have to just stumble upon the next witch.
And, uh...
That's so much exploration.
I'm assuming the main gets you there eventually, but I'm just so...
Not...
...locked into the main.
Let's see what the sword had, by the way. It may have had a, like, good abyss...
stock it in there or something
They zero attack speed one crit rate sword
And it's I didn't even have anything cool in it. That's like
the
Hello, love.
I
Another witches token that I can't quite use yet. Let's three of them and there's five witches total
Where are the other ones?
My wares may hold no great wonder. Who knows something like spark joke my wares may help. I wish you safe travels
Are they a gift or
Not even though
If I was the fourth witch, where would I be?
Would I be in Domenis or would I be in Delicia?
How do I have this information on this cave?
Fuck it, we ball. I'll go there.
Dude, my fast travels are so far away from this place. Holy shit.
Jesus, the long loading screen.
I need to do the main, man.
What do I have against this fucking main story?
and just like refuse to do it
I'm so distracted I just want to fucking explore everything
I want to go every- okay
I'm so distracted always
Man, how faded.
This looks like a cozy cave, like we got some goodies in here, and there's nothing.
Alright.
Alright.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, easily I get attracted.
Now I want to check this waterfall.
Is there a little person?
I don't see a little person, so I don't think I can go in.
They say if you stand there long enough Tom Brady shows up.
Tom Brady's in this game!
There are puzzle likes to me.
Looks puzzle-like.
Oh fuck.
Ah fuck.
Is this worth it?
Let's see.
Do I have the patience to figure out this puzzle right now?
Oh, it's just one of these.
yeah that's pretty easy I think we got to go from the ball to the the wear I don't
know
I could just bet
Why is this on spin wall?
There's nothing under the water.
It's just not letting me in the fucking thing for some reason.
I think I might have to drain it this looks like I need to drain this but
But where?
But where?
Can I grab the easel next time?
Okay, I gotta do step one, which is drain, I guess.
Dive?
You can't dive.
I mean, I could go in the water and see if there's anything in here, but...
Okay, it's definitely you got to drain the water somehow
No way I got to move this, right?
Not enough space to live fire.
Definitely not this.
I don't actually know what to do here is it something I'm missing
Like a, like a skill that I don't have via main story?
Oh, there's this shit.
I forgot what the shit is again.
I don't remember if you mind this.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I forgot what you do with this shirt.
I don't think you do anything with this shirt.
Oh, that's- Oh, it has the stuff behind it, I think.
And then it has, like, a little...
I'm gonna break this.
Oh, I actually got Misfitthor for the first time.
I've broken tons of these, but I've never gotten ore out of it.
He had to mine it, right? Like, Natty?
I don't know why I'm really struggling to break this, it's like I can't hit this right
here.
That's not a node?
Oh.
This myth can suck it.
Alright, I don't know how to do the puzzle, so I'm just going to leave.
I think I'm missing either I need to run around a little bit and like find something
somewhere, some sort of context. Somewhere. Or I don't have a skill.
I mean, nature snares the normal way of doing it, but there's no drain system here, so it
wouldn't be a nature snare angle.
I actually genuinely don't know.
I mean, it's not going to be something too far either.
Like it wouldn't be something like way out here.
You know, because it's just like it's way too far from the thing.
It would be something within the constraints of that little square.
I don't get it, though, but actually...
Try that, I don't have any explosive arrows.
I'll see my boss.
Oh, there's a shot.
Waterfall.
There's nothing on the waterfall, man.
Look how far the waterfall is from this puzzle.
Look at how far it is.
the waterfall you can't even interact with it there's not there's no there's no
little guy to go in this waterfall is nothing
it would have to be something see on the mini map see how they could just circle
that's like the limit of the puzzle like it wouldn't be further than this
circle that would make no sense I don't know you guys clearly don't know
either but I we're all trying to figure this out together you have any ideas you
let me know wait where did this work it works
Let's go!
Alright!
Waterfall, by the way!
Waterfall!
Now what though?
I don't fully...
It's already... like they're already connected.
This one's the only one that's glowing.
But it's not glowing to that one.
Hold on, I'm gonna try something.
Okay, I can't spin these.
Can I spin any of these?
You can't spin, you can't spin, eh?
Can I spin this?
Can I punch him?
Okay, you can punch these.
You not punch these?
Why didn't it work for the first time?
Okay.
I don't know how this helps me.
Oh!
Oh, I see.
I see what's going on here.
This is one where you can't turn you got to punch some in gotta be all this one's
gonna be mad annoying oh my god this one's gonna suck oh oh oh oh oh man
What do these do?
I don't know which one is for this one.
Not this one.
Okay, frog. I don't know how to, oh fuck. Can I, instead of climbing up, can I do this
Okay, that makes it look easier.
Um...
Nice.
Okay, we're close.
Oh, boy.
fuck. get some backwards. come on. oh fuck. where are my backwards? oh fuck my ass. i
That was so close.
And now it's my backwards.
Oh shit in my butthole.
Shit in my butthole.
dude this is fucked up
I think it's just down here and pick it up.
No.
Now bingo.
Wait, no.
Bango.
Ah, fuck.
Not bingo, not bingo, not bingo.
Ah, fuck in my ass.
I hit this one, that one opens.
Oh my god.
I hit this one, that one opens, and then I need to...
Hold on, maybe this will work.
And then...
And then that one's gonna open that one.
Oh my god, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, okay,
Dude this one's hard. Holy shit this one's hard
That one's gonna open that one and that one that one would close them and that would open that one and then
Open
Oh, sh- dude.
Oh-ho-ho!
Oh my god!
Oh my god.
I'm just gonna brute force it and I'll get it eventually.
fuck and then
Wait, I think I have it.
This one?
We'll open that one?
one close that one and close this one other than this one's open wait but then
that one's open okay that one then we'll close that one and then open this one
and this one's gonna open this one again oh my god this is so fucking hard oh my
god this is so hard this is so hard holy shit I open this one it'll close
these and open nothing else, but then this one's still open. To close that one, I'm
gonna hit it and then these two are gonna, these three are gonna open, but I
need that one.
Holy shit.
Um, okay, what if I open this one?
And then, I don't need that middle one.
This will open these three that I need.
And then I need this one open and this one open.
And now...
Dude, this is so hard!
Holy fuck!
This is the hardest puzzle by far.
Like, they're not even close.
This is by far the hardest one I've ever done.
Um...
I know the line, it goes like this.
That's why I'm like I'm following it. I just I know the line, but I'm struggling to
You sure I think so
No, I had the line wrong the whole time all right
I
Got a ton of
walk
This is so hard.
Okay we're right there I think.
I just need to...
Hold on.
I hit that one.
one opens that one closes okay hold on hold on I swear I'm like two steps away
that one open that one that one
Fuck!
Middle will hit the cross, the left one we don't need, the top one and bottom one we need,
we need the middle one on the right.
So then it's going to open that one.
But if I hit the top, it'll close the one I need.
Dude.
This is so...
Ho ho ho!
Hold me!
This is hard.
This is hard.
This is hard.
This is hard.
This is hard.
This is hard.
Holy fuck.
I wish I could reset the whole puzzle and start from the beginning.
This is like...
Wait. No, but then this one.
Fuck!
Middle, right? I mean, middle, right? It's not going to work, because I still need to save this one.
If I hit this one, that's fine, right? But then this one's not saveable.
Because then this will go in, this will go out, that'll go out. I need this one, I need that one.
I hit this one, it'll save these two, great, but I still can't save this one.
And then this one will be empty.
If I hit this one, that one's in, that one's out.
That one's in.
It might... maybe a... hit this one, that one opens, these two close.
And I hit this one again to open this one.
Dude, that's the problem with this puzzle is because you need to think like three steps past.
But my brain only thinks two. I can't think the third.
If I think the third, I get really confused.
That's it.
No, bottom right won't work because I need this one open.
If I hit this bottom one right, for example, right, that one still needs to be hit.
And if I hit this one, it's going to open up these two, no?
yeah so now it hits these two and now we're kind of in the same situation here
but hold on I can't hit that one I hit that one fuck I hit this one these three
will open oh wait we're good and then I hit this one no this one no this one oh
oh no but this is one fuck this is so hard okay I might be the fast travel and
reset all of this let's go backwards for a second here go backwards
of
the
of
the holy shit this is so hard, uh...
uh...
oh, I don't need this one, this one's...
not whatever, um...
This is so hard.
Oh my god.
I hit this one.
How close that will open?
This one will open these two
It's so hard um
I'm not overthinking it, I'm exactly thinking it, and it's hard as fuck.
I need this one hit this one
wait that's it no that's it
I swear I hit this one that one opens that one opens that one opens that one closes don't need that one
I think it's done, right?
What that's not how you do the puzzle not done I
Don't know man that looks pretty done to me
I don't know, how'd she get to see my stun? I don't know.
What was the line here again?
Wait.
of
There's less options.
All right.
Something tells me
this is not the right way of doing the puzzle.
Because I mean it, they're connected, right? Everything's connected on a flat. Oh wait, this one?
hold on hold on did I do that with an extra step?
sure.
wait why is that?
oh thank god.
holy shit.
holy shit that was so hard.
That was probably my favorite puzzle. I'm not gonna lie. That was the best puzzle by far.
Because you knew what to do, but it wasn't easy. You knew exactly what to do. There wasn't like
anything to look around. I mean, I guess looking for this hole in the gutter was kind of annoying, but
that was by far the best puzzle. That was a fun one. I couldn't think three moves ahead.
I could only think two, and it made it so hard because that's the same way when I play
chess I can't I can't think three I can only think in twos some secret tech
about me if I ever play a board game or anything
strategical anything that's move-based I can only think two steps ahead I can
never think three two is my absolute cap of any
any strategical, um, like, movement game. Like, if I play Warhammer or whatever, right?
I can only think three steps. Pro tips. You don't want to do anything strategy-wise.
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dude I can't believe AI generated this whole world like it's actually crazy to
think about insane imagine the future you know this is the worst version of AI
and it made this whole world. Think about that for a second.
Ah, fuck I missed the fast travel, man.
I'm starting this new thing where everybody in chat and everybody in the internet makes
everything up so I'm just gonna start saying shit that just doesn't make any sense.
I'm going to be like one of them.
Oh, we're going into waterfall.
It's going to be some dog shit, but whatever.
Looking like there's going to be gold in here.
Does your hot air balloon work now?
I haven't tried it.
Did they fix it or something?
Hold on, I got to wear my armor.
I have my mining armor.
That was such a fun puzzle. I love that.
I have so much gold.
He's crazy.
Trio archives out? I know man. I'm too addicted to the future of gaming.
Last epochs out and a borderlands 4 updates out but I mean when the future of gaming presents itself
in the form of crimson gendler I mean come on you know
I'd break her boots these the drift boots you might be the water drift boots
I think these are the drift boots, oh wait no they're not, they're just swimming shoes,
Okay, all right, very cool
Ooh, pretty.
I need to do the main.
Like, what are we doing?
What are we doing with our lives?
infinitely exploring. For what?
There it looks cool as fudge though. I'll be honest I want to go in that town. What's
that town called? I don't know. There's a rail... there's a fucking train going
through this map. Badass! I want to get hit by a train. Think if I wait here long enough
a train will come? Honestly? Probably. Yeah, I'm contractually addicted to this game,
Yeah, and they paid me three million dollars.
Yeah.
You know what I thought about recently?
They should, um,
thought about Marathon and how in my head I was thinking like
how good of a game it is, right?
But nobody, like everyone's too scared to try it, right?
Then I was thinking, what if Bungie signed a deal with Peanut and they signed like a
five million dollar deal and he played for like 300 hours? I actually think the
game would blow up.
That man has so much power and influence over games and it's good it's
It's good that he knows it.
He knows how much power and influence he has over games.
Because he doesn't play a game and brutally shit talk it.
That's how he knows he has power.
Once you start brutally shit talking games, your power is gone.
You've literally lost all of that leverage.
But he has so much leverage because he's so positive about every game he plays.
Truly, you could make any game blow up.
Any single game.
Tinker 10.
That's the name of this town?
She could.
What happens if I treat these vendors right?
Do they give me...
They want money too, fuck this.
I think I already have this recipe, but I always wonder if there's a secret merchant
out there with a stash of legendary shit.
Well, you can like get high reputation with people and then they offer you new, they offer
you new um, like patterns and recipes.
So there is a chance that there's one singular vendor out there just hiding in a corner
that is really really good.
That is definitely a possibility.
really cool. Gotta get your own flying around and shit.
Gotta get to this main town just for, I don't know, fun. I guess the downside of
me doing so much exploration instead of name is when the main eventually
takes you to these places it'll feel less cool if I've already been there this
place is pretty oh my god look at all the string lights
oh my god look at the train station how few it's not that AI can make this is
so cool
That's the stock market, man.
Fuck your stocks.
Buddy.
What is this?
Well, a mini-game.
A new mini-game I've never seen before, I think.
before I think. Tug of war? Fuck yeah! I'll tug. Or wait, arm wrestle. Wait. No. That's
not what I wanted to do, but I'll rip one. It's got like a whole arena though, that's
pretty cool I thought it was literally tug-of-war not another arm wrestling
oh it's different this is hand wrestling
not arm wrestling. This is different. I may as well do it for the 100% that I'm going to do.
You've plenty of challenges to face.
I have to do two more to see if there's a champion.
Are you prepared to face me?
Let's go.
Huh?
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Dude.
That's no even a warm up.
One more.
One more to see if there's a champ.
Is there a champ?
Or no.
Dad?
Does it get progressively harder if you keep going?
I've never gone past four.
Oh my god, this gets hard.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Plumpy.
Oh my god.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Plumpy.
Oh, it's just the champion, okay, good.
Oh, well, yeah, very cool.
Alright.
I got an artifact for that.
Sweet.
New RKO the kids what is an RKO that mean
three stamina every one seconds horseshoe
I didn't know they had stats.
What's this, the stable guy?
Would you like some advice on horse kill?
Would you like some advice on horse kill?
Any horse business is welcome at my stable.
Yeah, yeah.
Dude, ask that at school you would know.
What?
Look at this city. Wow. Very cool.
Oh my god, they sell a lot of ore.
Plate armors of the world won.
Do you have it alongside?
I was hoping that I would sell me a sack, but can I give them anything?
Hold on.
I'm going to give you these to see if you sell me anything better.
Oh, he does sell me some different stuff. He tells me a Furman Plate Bloke. That's his
new item. Oh, it's T4 off the Rit. Wow. Pretty cool. He tells me the Belchendor Armor Blueprint.
And Beltingdorff loves Pookeman.
And then the sighting of the white tiger.
It's white fur with black stripes gleamed before my eyes while pooling itself by water.
And noticed me and quietly padded a wagon's bills
of power without seeing it in the light. Damn this guy,
while I gave him stuff, he unlocked a lot more interesting.
He unlocked a lot more interesting stuff
in comparison to
You know some of the other people you
letter up
Kind of want to buy this but then I would be extremely poor
The great Marnie Diamond
And um, I think there's a bell here, there is.
Oh fuck yeah.
Oh mama.
I like the city a lot, this is cool.
This seems like the biggest city I've found so far.
Did I just spend all my money on the white tiger and see what happens?
These bounties should be pretty high in this zone since it's the higher level zone.
Let's take a peek.
35.
It's good, but...
Holy shit, there's so many vendors.
Ooh, Peach Seed!
One A!
Very early.
I can't wait for the fable game.
Oh my god, the fable game is gonna own so hard.
It's gonna own so hard.
I don't know if I'm supposed to go up here.
Bless you!
Heard a sneeze in the distance.
Let me go ring this bell.
See what the... maybe the bell will find the white tiger.
I don't know
of
the
of
the
I lost my gold bars are gone.
Well, I never used this helmet. Well, I have. It's not in a very long time.
How does something so large ring at the appointed hour all on its own?
Andrew.
So, thanks for the great money.
Though, lately, it's the only army machine I've seen about you.
Indeed.
I wonder what the great money has been paying.
I'll still play fable, but I won't have what made it great.
Yeah, our childhood.
of course we're not children anymore it's not gonna be as good as when we were
younger but it's still gonna be a banger all right there we go now we can see
this whole area
iron works
I was hoping seeing the whole area would do something cool, but not really it just reveals
the map and I mean I guess you could see the POIs maybe there's something interesting let's
have ruins.
So many train stations.
Oh my god.
Is that chocolate factory?
makes chocolate over there. Rilling rig. This is like the oiler part of town. How big is
the map. Pretty large. Pretty large.
actually this far into the game I just went so far ahead because I wanted to
know what was up here. Like I'm not actually supposed to be here but it does
seem like there is a bunch of side quests and stuff that I can do here which
is quite cool.
I might do some of these bounties because I'm so fucking poor.
I actually might, it'll build my rep up too.
Ooh, I wonder where the contribution vendor is here.
Your rep skyrockets when you do bounties.
If I was a contribution vendor,
I would be right up here next to the castle.
Let me check.
Can I even go in the castle?
They might not even let me in here.
Greetings to you.
Hold it!
I'll handle this.
Do you know where you are?
No.
You can't just stroll in here without a vision.
I got that.
Turn back.
Thank you.
They're suspicious.
They sure remember his face.
Look behind you.
Don't mind the flamethrower on my back.
You like ours?
Well, man.
You're the great one.
All right, I'm assuming this is the contribution vendor. I want to see what gear is here,
because then it makes it worth it the farm rep.
I don't need to unlock the door.
Take all the time you need to make your choice.
This is the contribution vendor, yeah, okay.
Bro.
What? This looks like a joke.
All your gear looks awful.
Man, I was excited. I was like hoping that I would go in here and they would look like
really cool armor sets. It doesn't look cool at all.
there was a disappointments I don't mind the cape he died in a different color
but the treasure's here the hero's presence is always
there well that was underwhelming I got all excited
Maybe you got to get us trust up?
I don't know if it works like that with the contribution vendors, but maybe.
I mean it works like that with all the other vendors, so potentially I guess.
Orga.
I'm going through and hitting all the question marks.
get I am Jesus Solomon's compassion awaits all who repent the side quest in
this area like overlapping though
Oxalynobl rebuild the house. Oxalynobl build Marnie's statue.
Boring.
Alright, you know what? I'll spend all my money on that white tiger.
You know what? I'll do it.
And then if I need money, I'll collect some bounties.
They're not worth like an insane amount, but I'll buy it I'll buy it
I've seen men fight up taken I'm always open
Alright, who sold it? It was this guy. Alright.
Signing of the White Side. Call my money.
Is it a treasure map that what I just bought I may have just bought that oh wait that's
That's a notorious thief's map. Where did I find that? Okay, there's the bounties.
A quality acquired knowledge. Quality knowledge.
You use knowledge to obtain a hunt down legendary animals from the menu and navigate others knowledge creatures creatures.
Okay.
Journal, Knowledge, Creatures, Legendary Creatures, The White Tiger.
Telling this beast would make you the greatest hunter in Pywel, Legendary Tiger that brought you by the fall of the King of Dark Pleximus.
Children of the Crimson Desert, Groping Stories, The White Tiger.
Do I try to kill him?
I'm gonna be honest, I think he's probably gonna beat my ass.
That seems like a mob that is...
I feel like I'm not ready to kill that guy right now.
But I could try, I guess.
I can give it an honest try.
Make it a mount.
This can't really do that.
Not really a thing.
You got like temporary ride mounts, but you can't like keep them.
come on stop be honest you guys enjoy watching me
do random shit like this or would you rather me just go on the main story like
I'm enjoying it but I kind of feel bad because like for the outside eye it
probably is really boring I'm just running around like trying to I'm just
looking I'm literally just like that's like I'm sightseeing and that's
genuinely what I'm doing
you do you I don't care I said I don't care I'm here for jobs fuck yeah I don't
feel a lot easier if I just take this train I mean maybe I can I've never seen
it though. Why is there a glowing rock that I can't? I can't even see it. I don't know
I can't seal it, I can't move it.
I'm getting distracted.
Pull it up? No, I can't. It doesn't want me to move it.
Oh, you mean with the nature's grass pull-up?
I don't I think that would usually prompts you when you could do something like that. Oh, is this new or
Hold on. I almost found every order the game. I don't seem this one. Oh, no, I have dammit
How am I still missing three?
Three different oars, what am I missing?
I'm just one of those fake caves with copper I do need copper so I'm down
Yeah, I have a really bad problem with stuff like that in this game.
I'm so sorry.
I don't know.
I just see, I just see directions I see or I just, I don't know.
I just, I just go dude.
That's a problem.
It's a huge copper deposit.
Like, that's insane. I've never seen that much copper before.
What the...
How is this?
I'm not sure if this is related to a quest or...
I'm not sure what's going on here.
This could be nothing, could be something, but I don't know.
I guess I'll just keep it in the mental bank, and maybe someone will say something that'll
remind me of this place, who knows.
Very weird area though.
Such a random, like that is a super hidden cave.
Is it even on the map?
Oh it is on the map.
Oh, it's important.
It says, from the murals at its entrance onward, the entire cave is filled with
ancient mystery.
cover it's hidden places you may obtain rare relics that is definitely
something I don't really know what I'm gonna assume quest-related I don't know
can't dive no there's no diving in this game I'm gonna assume that's quest
related I don't want to just like sit there and stare at a wall you know
Go look at the picture again.
The reason why I don't think that picture is relevant, that mural, is because I've seen
it in another cave.
I think it's a copy-paste.
I saw it in the very first cave in the game, though I think it's just a copy-paste, personally.
Oh boy.
You guys ready for another puzzle?
Because I am.
Fuckin' love puzzles.
All right!
What are we working with here?
Oh, oh, oh, I know, okay, okay, I know, I know, I know.
It's like that other puzzle I did, but it's, um, wait, is it, let's see.
Yeah, okay.
It's like that other puzzle I did, but you walk instead of moving pillars.
Okay, so now...
Uh...
Did I...
Lock it up?
I may have...
What?
Oh, yeah.
The
only way to get to that one there's two ways to get to that triangle let's go
all the way on the extremities all the way outside and click it if I do that
that might be the safest option to be honest I don't like mess up the rest of
the grid might be the smartest rather than like zigzagging through
Okay, and now it's this, we'll just go straight across, and this one will go out of the extremity
again, I guess.
Should not mess it up.
No, dude, I think I stepped I think I've missed that
I think I stepped off the fucking
Oh my god, I don't know if that would work.
I have to leave this space open, because I have to go around, so I have to go like...
Okay, I have to go this way.
Step on this and then go all the way around.
this, then click this one in like that.
It is, it is kinda lame sometimes that you only get a cube, but that's what I'm saying.
It's about the satisfaction of completing the thing, not about the reward.
You do the puzzle and you're like, hell yeah, I did that puzzle, but you just know that you're
not gonna actually get anything good.
It's strictly for the fun of the puzzle.
I love the game, really.
How many cubes do you have?
Is there a way of checking?
I don't know how many cubes I have in the skills tab. Does it tell you how many you've
gone though. Oh, Artifact spent 90 and I have 12 here and then 7 and then 15 of the skill cubes so
I've gotten over 100 skill cubes. I have 12 right now.
There it is boom 102. Oh wow so we're max on spirit max on health
And then max on stamina until I get enough understanding of research and I think that's gonna be main quest related
I don't know
Have the tails of my wares reached it
Wait, these street vendors are shared?
They're stuck?
Why is this glowing?
Why are these glowing?
They're suspicious.
These guys are wondering what I'm doing.
I bought, I raised my reputation with a vendor.
They showed me a legendary creature and the location of it.
And I'm going to probably get my ass smoked by the legendary creature.
I could easily get some upgrades if I wanted though.
I've farmed so many materials that I actually think I could level up my weapon significantly.
So I guess if I'm close to killing it or something or struggling, maybe I'll try that.
I don't know.
I don't have a lot of food, which is concerning
What's the source of the iron, right? I'm gonna need more so I'm still wearing my pet armor
Forty meat not a lot not if it's a hard fight now
It's a hard fight, 40 meters, not a lot.
Where'd you get your weapons from?
I got it from a vendor.
I have not seen any other weapons that are anywhere close to as good as these weapons.
I'm sure there is, there's gotta be some somewhere, but...
Rainforest.
We in STV boys?
Huntin' Bangladesh?
Is Bangladesh the legendary creature? I think so.
Right next to the tiger.
Of course it's fucking nighttime. I hate nighttime.
Every time I do something cool it's nighttime.
I hate it.
Have you found a cool weapon for exploration at all?
No, I've found absolutely nothing cool from exploration.
I mean, they look cool.
Like, obviously there's like cool weapons like, you know, this thing.
Like that looks cool, but it's not actually good, right?
The frost curse gear and all that.
None of it's actually good. It's just cool looking.
But I guess the buy is that a hippo?
Holy shit
Yeah, fuck buddy
Ripo
Damn, that's a lot of meat!
Let's see how hard the mobs are here.
Wolf trackers.
Are you hard to kill?
No.
Are you guys looking for a legendary creature as well?
Very cool.
Have you guys got a grindstone here or just an anvil?
Just an anvil huh?
My damage is gonna be case.
Change the armor? Yeah, I mean...
There's no such thing as like, better armor really, it's just visually gonna be...
Different.
And I would like to...
I would like to get something that looks visually cool, but...
I have an idea in mind of what I want, I don't know how to get it.
All right. Is there a fast travel anywhere?
If I don't want to fight this boss at night because I hate how bad night looks in this game,
I'd like to do it during the day.
Surely there's a fast travel somewhere.
There's a grindstone at the camp too? Really?
I'm blind.
There.
You guys lighted me?
Oh, it's on the other side.
Oh my god.
You guys have some eyeballs on you.
I can't see shit in this fucking condition here.
How's the quest here defeat the enemies oh well I guess I'll clear this camp real quick
I'll just take like no time at all I can't see much
Tashkulp contribution there's a city called Tashkulp here. Oh
You're saying oh, I'm wearing my mining armor still that makes sense
Now I'm really trying to get out of this
So the tiger is here somewhere. Oh, yeah, I see him on the map.
Oh, he's right there. Oh, I see him.
Cool.
I guess I murder him.
I have a feeling this isn't going to be a, um...
I have a feeling it's not gonna be a, I'm gonna save real quick, just, I don't know, yes.
I'm feeling it's not gonna be a hard, I don't think it's gonna be an actual boss fight,
I think it's just gonna be like a, like a guy.
This doesn't look like it's in like an arena, it just looks like he's sitting there.
I'm trying to find a fast travel so I've changed the day
See if I can smoke a shit or easy to smoke my shit. What's up?
of
I'm not fucking based right now.
the
one that was underwhelming
Fountain skin legendary white tiger, okay, so you definitely want to do that
Is it the the knowledge you get is for skinning the legendary creature?
All right. Well, how's that?
That's what I spent 25 silver on
We're on.
You got a ring?
Is that it?
Interesting.
It's a slightly different ring than normal because they're both both my ring and this ring is four
but this one has zero attack speed. I actually think it's worse.
What sucks about rings which is different than gear is gear you can do this and you can inspect
it and then you could look at it at every grade and then you could see if it's the exact same
item as yours or something different. With a ring you can't do that. But the difference here is this
one's attack only versus attack speed. Once again that's the different bucket shit.
I mean maybe if you equip it it does something magical. I don't know. It says upon being
Being equipped, the valiant energy of the white tiger can be felt.
I don't feel anything.
I don't feel the white tiger in me.
I'd like to, but I don't feel the white tiger in me at all.
I don't know the itemization of this game is so bad.
Bummer.
Bummer bummer bummer.
Gotta be a fast travel around here somewhere.
I travel too far to not get a fast travel.
Dude, I can't see anything.
Holy fuck.
Let me turn my lantern off, let's see.
Let's see.
Didn't? I feel like that just made it worse.
Actually no, I think it's better.
Where the hell am I?
Oh, another crown of shadows.
Not really worth it.
Is this also what crown shot is?
Fire to plants.
I can't see!
Holy fuck, I can't see!
Holy shit!
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
I'm not supposed to see the gameplay?
I can't see anything either.
What the hell is this?
Is this a sanctum?
Who are these people?
Oh, it's a sanctum.
Wait, if they're sanctums here that means the witch is probably somewhere around.
Actually, I don't know if that's true.
That could be complete faking.
I can barely see in here.
Oh, I can't do this one.
The Sanctum can't be purified yet.
Oh!
You're not allowed to purify the Sanctums until you do.
I see.
Until you find the witch.
Ah.
Actually, that's what the game taught me at the beginning of the game, but I didn't
know it meant witch. Gee, I wonder where this witch is. I don't know. The last witch was
nowhere close. The last witch I found was, boiler, was here in the serpent marsh, and
then she wanted me to clear sanctums in Delicia. I'm all the way up here, which is still
technically in delicia where would the witch be I mean I feel like the witch
would be in a named area because they all been in named areas like they had
like little name like this serpent marsh this one was which woods which is
obvious and then this one up here was
didn't actually really have a name
Yeah, I don't know could be anywhere I
May as well clear the sanctum in a matter here better give me a fast travel or something
go back to the main quest I know it's gonna be time for sure it's definitely
about that time I've done too much but I've done too much exploration
definitely time
I had one doing it though
I had one doing it
I don't know how it's so bright.
still 3am but the time didn't change I guess the rain
usually there's a fast travel near
the Sanctum somewhere
that one's kind of far but it'll it'll work I guess
You know what? I might not be able to complete this Anken because the witch said I'm not ready.
But there is a chance I could still get the loot.
Okay, time to get back on that main horse.
We've been dilly-dallying a little bit too much.
Witch of Strength.
That's the name of this witch.
Wait, maybe I could look at the journal to get a clue.
I'm such a fucking loser.
Um, witches, witches' ranks.
Wait, that's the clue.
That's where she is.
W-type shit.
Guys, the main might have to wait.
I just the main might have to wait. That's a good clue. He's in the Crimson Desert
okay we gotta we gotta go back to at least fucking we got to go back to at
least change the time of day because I can't I literally can't see it so it's
I go sleep.
So my men have brought back so many things, I wonder if I could use it.
Can I package stone? I have 40,000 stones.
Like what if I pack and let's say 20,000 stone?
What did that do?
Oh, package stone.
Oh, and then I could sell it on the trade market.
current trade status can be checked on the map wait it's current trade status
can be checked on the map you need at least 25 that's right
I'd wait for a patch it's not worth, oh the wagon stuff?
That's honest.
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright,
The balloon fixed I don't think so has there been a patch recently I feel like it wouldn't be fixed
No traders buy any of those package items.
They only buy the ones you find in the world or send your missions to craft.
Well, don't you have to drive the wagon to the gold leaf dudes?
Isn't that what you're supposed to do?
Or is that wrong?
Try changing fog settings to medium because cinema has it look what it just did on the
Oh, really?
Pro tips, settings, graphics?
Change the fog setting?
Medium.
Look at the fog setting.
Oh, volumetric fog?
Is that what makes it tweak out?
I trust you.
I believe you.
Those are the wagon trade systems like the most boring and un-rewarding system in the
game.
Really?
Damn, that definitely needs a patch then.
Because I think the setup required to do it is really, really interesting to me.
But if it actually is that lame, that sucks.
of
the
up I'd say get it all. How many people in the game do you think 100% complete the game
before launch? None of them. I may have to test the trade wagon system out myself to
Let's see if it's actually bad.
Oh, that's the caveat to the Tiger Fang Ring.
That actually makes it pretty good, I think.
That's the caveat right there.
We were wondering like, why is the Tiger Fang Ring
that I just got any good if it's missing attack speed?
As you level it up, it gets more stamina regen.
So its attack is probably gonna stay three,
but its stamina regen will go up.
Is that good?
All rings give stamp?
Yes, but not all rings give, give more than two, right?
And see what skill and fire can create.
Plus they do.
This fucking song, man. This fucking song.
They- they do?
Okay, but...
Oh yeah, see this one to go up the necklace.
Okay, they do, but...
They don't go up as high as fast, it looks like.
It's like, for example, look, this is the Tarnished Ring.
It mines 4 right now. If I get it to 5, I get one more Attack Speed, which is huge, of course.
But, that's a little 5 version, it still has 2 stamina.
And then the Tiger Fang Ring.
If you get it to 5, it goes to 4.
So that might mean, by the time you get Tiger Fang to 10,
I wish I could check these items like I do weapons and armor, but I can't.
So the only way of knowing is to actually level them up.
So with an accessory, the Tiger Fang Ring might go up to like 5 attacks, 6 stamina regen.
Meanwhile, a normal ring like Tarnished might go up to like 4 stamina regen, 3 attack, 3 attack speed, or something.
I don't know which one ultimately ends up being better, to be honest.
I like that. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
yeah yeah yeah yeah uh-huh this song oh this song oh it's a banger yes yes yes it is
yes it is
I got bad news, gentlemen.
I got bad news.
The news is, I need more, I need more cubes.
We're not, we are broke. Yes, that is bad news. We are broke, but I need more cubes.
I just spent them all like a fucking dumbass.
I'm cube-less.
Um, I need more cubes.
That's a wee bit of a problem.
We could go do some puzzles up in the abyss.
That's guaranteed cube potential.
Or we could go kill some bandits.
Why is this red?
Turning.
Yeah, we could also kill some bandits.
Or we just do the main story, and we get cubes that way.
I just need a couple quick cubes.
I mean, cubes are easy. You could just explore.
Like I could go, oh wait, no, I'm...
Are we stupid?
The witch.
I was...
I was trying to find the witch.
That's...
Guys, keep me on track.
I gotta find the witch.
I'm obsessed with these witches.
Okay.
So...
God I love fruit so much.
So that's all we have to work with.
That's it.
That is the basis of what we have to work with.
It's not very... comforting.
It's not very comforting at all.
We're gonna TP around a little bit.
See if we see anything.
Why are you walking off the fucking link, bro?
Oh my god, this witch could be anywhere.
It's just a mountainside.
Like it's any mountainside.
really any fucking mountainside.
Could be all the way down there for all I know.
Oh my god.
Show me the axes.
Look at them.
Aren't they cute?
They're the most basic axes you've ever seen, but I've never found a better item because
the side-demization's ass.
They're just, um, they're just 1-1s, so they're just attack 1-1s, crit, attack speed.
Eventually, there should be an item, that's 2-2, but I highly doubt it with how poopy this
game's itemization is.
So until then, this is gonna be the best thing probably ever.
If you wanna use two one-handers.
You see the tier 3 gems, yeah I know, they're really cool.
Like the infinite arrow stuff is really cool.
I like that the best gems have durability, is that weird?
It's like if it makes your character so broken, like completely breaks your guy, I feel like
it having durability makes sense.
I don't know.
I don't think it's that weird at all.
It's just gives you, it's like they added a currency sink in a single player game.
Because some people will literally play this game for the next couple of years.
There's a million years.
I'm not so sure where the switch is.
If you know, please don't tell me.
Like an Easter egg hunt.
So that's like a pretty high cliff.
Not like a low cliff like sun illusion
Pretty high mountain side. Is that in the map over there? Oh, that is in the map. Okay. It's probably somewhere down that way
It's pro. Oh my god. This is gonna take forever
Wow
Goodbye, main quest. Dude, I'm obsessed with looking at just looking in every nook and
cranny for no reason. And then I also have a weird obsession with mining things too. I
see ore and I can't look away. Like I saw ore in this corner. I can't look away. I
I see it, I need to get it. I don't know why.
What hour is this?
Oh, it's Diamond.
Oh, I gotta wear my mining gear. Oh, it's already on.
She always goes to flat fast travel not always actually you think that she is so
like the other witches are like this one was kind of far away but close enough
that's what I was gonna use as a reference to
How's your inventory management?
Honestly it's kind of dope to throw.
I'm not doing side quests, I'm just doing like normal explorations, so side quests are
like you get a big bag, I do not have a big bag.
However, I have a big heart.
And I feel like that matters.
That counts for something, right?
Who's with me? Who else has a big heart?
How many witches are there? There's five.
I like finding the witches, because then you get the...
You get to, uh...
You get to do the Sanctums. I really enjoy doing the Sanctums. I don't know, I just have
a- I'm- my- I'm just fucking...
I'm having a good time, vibe it out.
This is how I wish MMOs were made, by the way. This is exactly how I wish MMOs
are made. Less linear follow quest ABC and more just like see something cool go
there get knowledge about it. I've always wanted a knowledge-based MMO not a
level-based MMO. I've always wanted like you you have to figure shit out and
that's how you learn new skill. So rather than like ding your level 10 here's
There's Flashwave.
Like it's more like you found a cave that no one else found.
Or maybe not many people found.
And now that taught you something.
What is this?
A Guana hatchery?
Those big-ass fucking lizards?
Oh, that's a strong-ass iguana.
Oh, that's a str-
Woo-hoo!
I'm outta here! I'm stealing your-
I'm stealing your lizard!
My lizard now!
Rhyme!
On delay!
Go lizard!
Let's get out of here!
God, this is one slow lizard.
low lizard. I'm still looking for the wedge. And I have all these lizards following me.
Do you think they're upset that I stole like their friend?
They're just trying to get him back?
Then you can take these lizards to a town and they just fucking murder everybody in the
town.
Like some more of the Warcraft shit where you pull Kazak into the Orgrimmar?
Or...
Orgrimmar was the dragon.
It's my army.
This lizard's so fucking slow.
There's a fast travel in here, I think.
Yes!
Very good, very good.
hold on let's go lizards being you I don't really know where we're going but we're going
where's some of these mounts that you could like ride or permanent rather than temporary
Like this
Can I climb walls
No
Good job pretty high though
All right, we're out of here
That's another fast travel, don't mind if I do.
All the cubes.
Wait.
This is seeming witch-like, no?
I'm getting some witch vibes here.
This is seeming very witch-like.
Cave.
Is it a fake cave?
There's a lot of caves in the desert that look like caves, but they're not really caves.
just tiny yeah pretty cool I open you are to streaming other games that aren't
FPS mainly because I don't bro I have enough money to disappear you know like
I've been streaming for anyone that's been streaming for 15 years and has been
extremely successful in those 15 years they don't have to they don't got to
worry about anything they don't worry about viewership that I'm going to read
about subscribers anyone worry about a damn thing they just game if they still
like gaming if they don't I guess they disappear retire on the sunset you
believe that it's almost been 15 years it hasn't been 15 years by the way it's
almost been 15 years. I've been streaming since I was 17. And I'm about to turn 32.
Uh, how many years is that? Wait, is that 15 years?
No.
What'd you stream on first, Twitch?
It hasn't actually been 15 years though because I'm not 32 yet and I started streaming I think
when I was closer to 18.
That would mean it's been 14 years.
2012, yeah.
2012 was when I started streaming.
What's crazy is...
I would have started streaming earlier than that, if I could have.
I streamed as early as I possibly... Whoa, that's the edge of the map, I think.
Wait. No, it's not.
This is a new mechanic.
Here, Sandstorm hinders your approach. Open the journal to track the marauders.
There is no edge, well there's definitely an edge.
Okay, so for otters, they ride wolves, that's cool.
Okay, so maybe I just can't enter that area yet, maybe I need to do a quest, maybe, I
don't know, who knows, who knows what that might be over there, but I feel like that's
where the witch would be, no?
Like how a witch I'm over there, all of a sudden.
What's your first streaming gaming PC specs?
Dude, do you think I remember that?
I do remember the first game I streamed, though.
It was um, um, it was Daisy.
is not the first, but one of the first. I think I still have those VODs. I'm pretty
sure I have VODs from one of my first few streams. I don't think they're deleted. I
I think Twitch deleted most of them, but I think I asked if they could preserve some of them.
Is that a Bloodstone quarry?
Yo, there's so much ore in the desert.
I'm still looking for the witch, by the way.
Anyone else would Google it.
me I suffer I like to find things before
what's this YouTube link you hacking me
That is not my first stream ever that is not my first stream ever at all
my first stream ever was I mean I didn't use a camera okay so I didn't use a
camera what he just linked there was your guys understand the context he
link to this video which is not my first stream, but the camera, obviously.
My first streams, I didn't use a camera. This was like deep, this was like almost a year
of streaming. This was deep, deep, deep, deep, deep stuff. Deep, deep house.
My first uh, my first stream is I had no cam and I remember being so nervous to cam finally
and then I, I luck so this is one thing that you can't do and I've seen it happen to several
people before.
If you start streaming with no cam and then you decide to try a camera and you get peer
pressured by all the trolls and haters, and then you stop doing it or disappear, that'll
hurt you so big time.
Because it happened to me, but I didn't fall into it, I just ignored it.
But a lot of people who haven't cammed before, and then they finally decide to use a cam,
they will always, and I mean always get shit on.
It doesn't matter how you look or who you are, you will always get shit on.
And the one thing you can't do is just like, back out.
You can't.
You have to like, fight through it, because they'll stop trolling you eventually.
So I remember being really self-conscious when I had no camera, and then I decided to cam.
And then all I saw for the next like, three months was people shit talking me.
Just a 17 year old guy!
A 17 year old guy!
Everyone's just talking shit.
Follow me fucking this, fucking ugly this, that, whatever, anything they could think of.
And I just was like, well, this is my life now.
And then, months later, it went away, obviously.
Now you guys call me beautiful.
Right, guys?
You call me cute.
Or maybe I just call myself that, I don't know.
Guys, I can't find this map.
I can't find this witch at all.
I'm about to hit the edge of the map.
No, I'm not.
Holy fuck, this map is huge!
This is insane!
Wow, look how much ore there is on the side of this fucking cliffside, holy shit.
There's ore everywhere.
Dude, she could be anywhere!
Oh my god, I want all this war.
I don't just want it.
I need it.
What? I'm confused. I can't mind this? Or am I stupid? Where's the... Is there's no
There's no ore here?
Where's the actual ore?
Nothing, none of this is mineable.
Is that gold? On the side of a mountain, not an equip?
None of this is ore either, it's like fake ore.
Weird.
I am out here.
I am fucking out here.
You'll find the witch during the main quest?
I believe you.
But wouldn't it be sweeter if I find the witch?
Oh my god.
Hi guys.
I don't mean you any harm.
Actually, let's see are these guys hard to kill?
of
the
now I
now my spinning
being a bird
I got you
Am I wasting my time looking for the switch this is cool these dunes are cool
this is I'm getting mad zelda vibes here
of
And I'm gonna skip it.
I've never seen anything in there, so...
Dude, this is insane.
Like what the fuck is Barnea?
How is it so far away?
which could be anywhere in this bad side.
Hold on, let me um...
The good indicator is usually that.
It might go that way.
Did you find the tiger? Yeah, I murdered it and got a unique ring.
It's not great because the ring doesn't have attack speed, but the trade-off is it has more stamina regen?
So I'm not sure what's actually better.
I don't... I don't know. I guess it depends on your...
itemization, I don't know.
How the hell is this place?
I don't know what I want to do with this story.
It's just fun exploring, man.
The story kind of...
The story does
get you to go down
these pathways anyway, but...
I don't know.
That's a lot of this fancy shit.
three
Oh, they're
I'm gonna hit him.
He just made a fucking steal.
Holy shit.
Typically your dog does this, but it's just not getting useless.
Can I mine this?
It's hard to tell which one what like is mineable or just horseshit.
The level they're reacting to is not very high.
I luckily got a couple cubes now.
One cube, I only got one cube.
They're only 5, but I was about to slam dunk them to like 7, but I'm not that cute.
But I don't have anything to do with you, it's a bit of a problem.
I don't actually think it matters.
I think you can do it at any time you want, to be honest.
Whenever you want to explore, you just do it.
I'm gonna fast travel up here or something you
Ledger main another ledger. Oh, oh my god. I thought I fell off the whole mountain. I swear there was
Oh this this one
There was another chest in there?
I can't fucking see.
Are you sure?
Or are you lying to me?
I can't see shit.
Alright, I think I'm gonna give up on the witcher.
I don't think I'm ever gonna find her.
this area is honestly just far too big it's just it's far too big it's too big to try to find this
which like we know she's here but
can't do it
I just I can't do it there's too many too many mountain sides
I'll back down now, you're close.
Look at how much bigger this area is.
I don't think there's another chest.
Same exact scenario.
Like look at how much further this goes, dude.
Holy fuck, like she could be anywhere on that side of the mountains there.
I don't know if they would put her that far away, but maybe.
Oh my god.
of
the
Barnea Gates.
Preachers are here.
Oh, these guys dropped the, um, actually kind of worth the kill.
They drop cells and sometimes...
...bockets.
I'm not looting this dude, my dog needs to come back out, please.
Buggy dog.
I need a hint, she's in the desert, I hope this helps.
Yo, he's eating me!
Oh my god, he ate me to death.
I've never seen that one, he literally ate me to death.
of
of
me
Yikes. I don't know if I should be proud of myself or ashamed of myself for being all the
way out of here. I mean, I'm this far. I may as well get a fucking fast travel. I think
I think I ride in through here.
They might not even let me get in.
Oh. Easy artifact. Oh wait, nope, I have to learn a bunch of dying tech. There's three
of them? Oh my goodness. Four? Oh my, what, there's different, I mean, all these people
Oh, is that Bloodstone?
That looks like Bloodstone.
of
I can't see anything.
Cod Night in this game sucks.
Yeah, it's just so dark.
I don't I don't know what I need my dying like what's happening
Astrid's greater elixir ignores stamina consumption. Abyssinical amelior. Order from
above finisher. Fears of light rain down from the sky.
No idle chatter. Don't go telling tales. Understood.
That's pretty cool to me Mr. Shady Dealer. I can't buy it but...
It is a bell in this town? There is.
Well, let's lift this, let's get rid of the map.
You have one silver, I know, well I've just been running around, can't really make money
Okay just runnin'
Oh it's a different kind of bell
What?
The flower
it's gonna take a minute hold on why do I have to do this
Um, this is a mallet angle?
because I don't have a mallet um
I don't know why I can't ring this
I'm assuming I'm not allowed to.
Progression-wise, I think I'm maybe not allowed to.
Why, because it's night time, I mean no other bell has worked like that before.
Usually they just weren't as my goat Todd would say.
All right, it might be time to do min.
Let's really quick see what this town has to offer though.
Whatcha got?
Oh, you're the die guy!
Nice green die.
The Barney is not very big, this town's smaller.
Traveler needs good food to keep them going. Goodbye to now
There's the town is any
Here we train in currency other the contribution
Oh wow, this should tier 5 off the Rippy.
Does it look cool?
Yeah, I'd say the armor looks cooler-ish.
Give me patience.
You're a good person friend.
True strength comes from the soul, not just the steel.
I'm not gonna buy these but I can't.
Oh my weapons are crafted with care.
Holy shit.
I am poor.
We're back. We're back. We got money.
Alright, we're out of here. We're officially out of here. We're gonna do main. I promise
you nothing but me stay and see what skill and fire can create he's a he's a
he's a guy nothing but me nothing but me nothing but me it's getting my insane
axes up bang but the witch is not gonna happen I can't I can't do it I can't do
I promise nothing but me and I promise I promise I promise I promise what I lied to you
Well, I guess I'm a little pain I
Have a Tory is a disaster though. I should probably fix it. You know what don't care. I'll be okay
Well, I wasn't here gonna help me out
Do you have a certain style in mind
You're welcome to stay a while
Last shop
Looking for something in particular
All right
We're gone. We're gone. We're gone.
Cool.
Alright, alright, main, main, main, main, main, main, main, main, main, main, main, main.
Jesus Christ, I have a problem.
Main. Where the fuck's the main?
I do. Look at all these, like, patches.
Like...
Uh, okay.
Main was here.
I'm telling you, nothing but main.
I'm telling you, nothing but main.
Real.
Okay.
I love how you guys are trolling, so close to the witch.
So close.
No, I think I went too far.
I don't think she was in Varnia.
She was probably somewhere, like, in the Crimson Desert, but...
There is specifically one thing I'm trying to find in the desert, but it's so fucking big, I can't...
I don't think I'll find it off of sheer chance.
But I know you share this hope. Protect our home and build a greater paleo.
How's that everyone? Just being near him filled us with hope.
And then he was gone. Do you know something?
I don't know the full truth.
You know how you unlock the graphic recipes?
the sanctum
Do the witchers think of many opposed it jean cared greatly for Ludwig
Would be sought to raise him into a man of honesty and integrity
But Ludwig repaid that faith with betrayal. Yeah
For us this battle isn't just about taking back me
It's for jean as well
I think I'm about to do a lot of killing, by the way.
A lot of ton of killing.
Speaking of killing, I gotta take a piss.
That was...
You don't come in anyway.
I say move.
You move, Cunning.
Have you seen what they've done?
Bayloon still bleeds from the pain they've robbed.
We've lost many lives since the Greymanes were cast out.
It's time we repay them...
in kind.
I'll be outside the fortress gates with the main force when night falls and explosions
rob them.
You strike.
But there's something wrong.
I have sent a scout to kill someone you know well.
Uppies.
Shay, I'm easy here, I crossed paths not long ago, eyes as sharp as his arrow tips, we should have had something by now, I still know what, I'll go look for him, then I'll entrust this mission to you.
Dude, I can't wait to find new drip and replace mine, I just can't.
Oh my god, my drip is so- it's not the- the drip is fine.
I'm tired of hoaxing the elements.
I thought you were further than this? Well yeah, it's because where I was, right?
I was so, um...
I was so far ahead because I was just sprinting around like exploring.
of
You're not going to what?
I'm going to ask chat for some tips, is that okay?
Wait should I?
Oh really?
Okay.
Guys do you have any advice for 24 hour fasting?
said she's not gonna make it when she has to do it and she has to do it but
give them any advice
they said don't eat
great advice guys
Like, hashtubetically?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Plot of water, stay busy to keep your mind off food.
Method is, oh okay.
No, she's talking full fast.
Well, no, I should be able to drink water, but...
I guess sleep through it's a good one. Good tip.
Barkling water to feel fake-full
and protein and fiber loading before start.
Wait, that's actually just it. Wait. Really good tip.
Where are the others?
There you are!
Who's this fucker?
Well, he already tore through those bastards without me.
Next time save a few for me,
Nugging all the fun.
Oh, there's plenty on the badge.
With the more pressing matters, sheen's in trouble.
We went out to scout around.
Hasn't been heard from since.
Why the fuck do you go and do that?
Well that's a steaming pile of shit.
Lasted just to run off on his own.
You aren't doing take care of planting the explosives.
Wouldn't it be better if we all looked for him?
Don't you cost me kill some black bears make a day of it
Harry at this point, but you killed let's go ready
I didn't kill a big
You and I have a few things to settle grudges of a cockless cowards. I think you're we're busy enough cutting black bears
Not to burn
Cover
Oh, take us all down with you.
Now let's clean up first.
Now let's just talk outside.
Wait, why do you do that so fast? Why?
Why do you do fast?
You think for fun?
Use into that shit or what?
Time to wear a disguise.
We're going in.
Feels amazing.
Try three days.
You guys are crazy.
I don't think I'll ever fast in the history of my life.
That's not true.
At some point my butthole is going to get examined and I don't need to, but honestly
maybe not.
my butthole gets examined they'll have better tech and they won't need to do it the way they do it now
it's losing weight speed run you lose about one pound a day
Yeah, but to feel miserable for the day, I don't know.
Shane, hey, come on.
Oh, he's so dead.
Cliff, go on ahead.
I'll take Shane to safety.
Won't you beat the game? Is there any replay value?
I mean, I doubt it, but there's no way you're finishing everything in this game.
I would bet my whole entire life savings that not a single person in this chat right now
will fully complete this game.
So the replay value when you beat the game is playing the game more. Does that make sense?
This is hashtag ad stream again?
Yep.
Check the title.
Does hashtag, uh, addicted or whatever?
Or, I doesn't say hashtag, but you don't need hashtags anymore.
The FTC cleared that.
The FTC cleared all that shit so hard that you don't even need to say it with your sponsor
anymore.
W-type shit.
This is my new thing, I just, I know.
What can you do?
Everyone Twitter's gonna lie.
I'll do it too.
I'm doing a diversion I'm blowing up I'm blowing up the ship or the dock
So that I can attack him from the rear.
Don't be so vicious, don't.
Whoa!
Wait for the right moment.
I'm not kidding guys, I'm stuck.
I can't press anything.
No fucking way.
There's no way.
There's no way!
What do I do?
I can't fast travel I hope your last auto save was recent
16-03 is that recent?
Just save first and then quit, but I'm stuck in the ground, do you think that'll work?
I'm an alt-4, I'm an alt-4 and whatever.
Wait, that actually works?
That way you'd get saved stuck?
Really?
Oh.
I figured it would save you in the exact same position.
It happened so fast, I just fucking came through so dark.
Well, I'm gonna get some water while it floats.
I swear I'm not short, I'm just standing here, and I want my uh, there's a little veneer
rappeling, and I don't like them, but these little guys, hold on, I'm gonna tell you this
while you were searching, but you would have been kicked out of the area you had gotten
near the witch in the desert had it complete the necessary quest.
Wait, you're telling me the witch is in that black zone area where you get, like, gassed out or whatever?
Okay.
Huh.
Oh, I'll be back in one second.
I'll do whatever they want if pearl of this wants me to stream naked and play crimson
There's it with my cock out. I'll do it
Stick raw
We oh shit, oh
Was I?
I'll take a look. Well, don't I have killed
What have we got here
What's taking you so long hey who the fuck are you oh
Oh
Love that god imagine that feelings
I'm not holding a bow what the fuck
Sick fire effect.
I've seen that one in fucking Minecraft before, god damn.
It's time.
Oh god.
It'd be cool if you could repeat the game, but play a different character.
Like I want to play Damian, but I can't do this story as Damian.
Is there three stories? There is multiple stories but they're not as long. Each character
has their own story, yeah. You can play it some time soon.
Oh, fuck yeah, Aura.
Yeah!
Yes, Yon!
Oh my god, chills!
Just me here!
Holy!
Oh yeah.
Where's Naira? I never see Naira anywhere.
God, being in a sword fight would be so cool.
I might have to order my ice armor.
I can't fucking hold up here.
Game of the fucking year right here.
Oh look at all those mobs come to daddy.
Daddy baby
Last beat
Fuck off me.
Fuck off me.
Fuck off me.
Fuck off me.
Wait, my pet.
He's not even looting. All these kills for nothing?
Hold on, he needs to take a loot break.
Get him!
I'm gonna set that up, hold on.
Please be quieter! We're FUCKING WAR!
Please sir, please be quiet sir.
Too loud.
We're trying to save you, motherfucker!
I
I can't imagine how bad my FPS would be right now without frame gen.
I have 220 with X4 frame gen, I'm actually curious let's see.
Actually not as bad as I thought, 70.
about with no DLSS. Yeah, 48 frames.
Did they fix 4-5? At all or no? Any
Any notice?
I
Now I get to defeat Ludwig
Are you grey maims are a hard lot to kill?
claw in your way back from death's door over and over
How'd you do it?
Turn on DLSS 5 so everything looks like AIR and I wish.
This guy has lighting abilities in the school.
Come on then, let's both give it our all, eh?
That was pretty sick.
Well?
I wasn't planning to use this power, but you need to see it.
Whoa.
Oh
She hope my FPS is so low! Holy shit!
What the f**k is DLSS and everything in Framedron? Oh my god.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.
I have grilled meat!
You'll pay dearly for what you've done.
Cliff!
Stop!
Don't kill him yet.
There's still plenty we need rattling around in Skull we don't know.
Please.
Right, let's begin shall we?
Games these days look worse than Battlefield 1 and Runwars.
With Boston.
Yeah.
Welcome to AI, baby.
Don't think I'll go easy on you.
What the hell do you think you're doing?
Untie me.
You don't really need this idea.
Relax.
It doesn't come off clean.
Yeah maybe because you cut off his arm and he was tied with that arm.
an arm to Ludwig. You know what mods are gonna go hard in this game? Mods that make
the game look better. They're actually gonna go insanely stupid. I bet you modders are
to be able to make like the weird like ugliness of the game get fixed 100%
Ludwig
looks cool
orbs of lightning imbu lightning
oh that's how you get it
Tax imbued with lightning can trigger orbs of lightning required skill lightning or imbue
level one or above but I don't have anything that does lightning that's
certainly cool though does this look drippy
It actually looks kind of dripping here, I hate the fucking shields dude, so ugly.
Pretty cool cape.
Have the tails of my wares reached you?
What can I help you find?
Well, that boss fight was... alright I guess?
Okay, hold on. I changed my DLSS settings and I think my game looks weird as shit. I think DLSS 4 is still turbo bug, or DLSS 4 or 5.
Now shame he got away, but don't be too hard on Dwayne, fuck.
Anyway, he's not much of a threat on his own.
We were easy-ticking his hands.
Next time it'll be his head.
We'll kill him, no doubt.
But the black bears still stand strong and are far more...
This fight won't end until we bring down your...
We take out Muirden and the rest will flee on their own.
Hmm. Strike the Shepard and the flock will scutter.
Exactly. So Ludwig's still stoking around. Am I just letting him go?
Of course not. We have to catch him no matter what.
But Muirden must already have grasped the situation here in Pailun.
Dealing with Muirden while chasing Ludwig won't. Taking down the Blackbears comes first.
Jumping straight into a fight with them. We're all exhausted.
Exhausted or not? Drinking a doze will fix that.
Fuck, fine. Alright, let's go coat some bears first.
Yeah, I understand, but now is the perfect time to take down your thing.
When everyone's ready, gather at the entrance to their stronghold.
Feels as though the moment of this land's liberation draws near.
I presume you have a plan.
There's nothing much to it. I've pictured this battle in my mind countless times.
You know, I'll be right there beside you
In itching for this slaughter
Yeah, we're main story guys now. The problem is I'm almost out of meat. Oh
I'm so scared
Oh, I'm so scared. I'm almost out of meat. I'm almost out of meat.
So can I hit the... can I ring the bell in Paloon now?
How come Paloon is like...
not fully...
like explored?
You'd think I could hit the bell now.
But I don't see the bell on the map anymore like I saw it before
Those are worth buying yeah
It's like if you could if you could find a way
To spend more than $70 on the game, I think you should do it. That's how much
much. That's how good it is. This is where Ko is, minus the crazy exploring. I mean,
I think Ko's been doing a lot of exploring on his own, I'm sure. I've just been doing
a fucking insane amount. I just paused on Chapter 7. I paused on Chapter 7 for, I
I think 16 hours of gameplay and I explored so many areas.
Skull Knight the Frost Warden.
Skull Knight slain.
We bring word that the Skull Knight the Frost Warden has been made.
The chill that shrouded this fire frost has been lifted and its presence has faded.
Those would seal for eternity and never shall he threaten our safety
Didn't I do that but I never killed him
Yeah, I don't see the ring spell the bodies are still hanging holy fuck
I
Ringo
Game is pure ashtray. Oh, yeah
Finally, someone found me! You're really good at finding people!
I guess it's my turn to be Seeker. I need to leave now, so I can't keep playing.
Are you living on what you can explore if you don't do a lot of the story?
Kind of. You're kind of forced to do the story to explore.
Like, not fully, but like for example, in Cal Fade, I'm a big explorer first, main quest second.
So I visited Cal Fade before the Siege of Cal Fade, and there was nothing there. It was so weird.
This area down here, Calphade right here.
That's not Calphade.
Calphade.
This whole area, I went here before the main story got me here, and there was nothing.
It was so bare bones, nothing was going on.
There was like no civilians, it was really weird.
But then you do a quest and you like liberate it, then you can actually do some shit here.
I'm gonna think of it.
I didn't literally do anything here, I was gonna say, I don't know if I've talked to a single person in CalPD.
I mean, I'm so far past this now, does it really matter?
I don't like question marks.
Are you a completionist or not?
Um, I'm only a completionist in games I really enjoy.
If there's games I really, really enjoy, I'll do so much of it.
When it comes to 100% games, no, I usually don't do that.
I don't usually like a game enough to do that, honest.
us and hit all these question marks because I've never talked to anyone in a caliphate
before
actually mean sword bro why do you keep spamming that man i don't even know what that means
you're just yapping
I'm so down to go to that show.
Stranger well met when's the show?
Can she give it a try I want to see if I get it
That was a good match.
Connichi joint in the next pass.
Have a win in it.
Oh, okay.
I could do this one again.
I don't know.
These challenges keep pleading.
Not sure why.
I've already done arm wrestling like two times,
but it still goes like this.
Oops.
Oh, shit.
I'm at it
It's different per place and oh you have to do the minigame in every area that has it
I'm gonna challenge the next bats
I did not know that I wonder what the end of the chain is if you do all of the minigames like what like I know you
Get cubes, but there's anything else
I just got lucky you can't possibly be scared assuming there's a hero or champion
I
Don't think this was a champion. I think it was just three of them
Still gain to go on we're leaving we're leaving
We're out of here
She was half-muted chest
There's a rule
All my weapons are crafted with care
No one's running the fucking money again.
This armor looks pretty cool.
It actually looks cool.
It's the coolest armor I've seen from this normal vendor.
I might need to make my skills are always at your disposal
Welcome normally this stand would be gleaming with masterfully forged swords
As you can see this old weathered one doesn't do my weather even swords better bro trust
By any fine timber making fun of that poor guy some
Why has no one guided Shredded the Lich King's armor?
Because, well, first of all, it's ass.
And second of all, I already have it.
Third of all, I'm not...
No one tells me anything, which is good.
I don't want them to tell me anything.
I'm just going.
I was not listening to this guy.
I don't know what
I don't I don't know what he said
Fucking bankers
Even sword though, bro
I wonder if he's there's no way he's referring to but he's surely he's not
referring to this right?
I doubt it. It might literally be called Demon Sword but you could be referring to
this too I'm not sure. Anyway this game doesn't really have items that are
better or worse than others, more about the gears that are inside them.
Um, so there's really no such thing as like the best.
You know what I mean? Like there is, but it's more in the sockets.
You feel like finding an item that has a pretty good socket.
So far all of those sockets have seemingly been from the main quest.
The actual good ones.
What's it you're after?
You're very welcome here.
game is like the gear you focus on drift first because everything's the same all
the same shit every sword every axe they're like one percent differentials
Oh my me just buying my bag and I will leave this place trust me I'll do you a rare favor
So don't waste it.
Horn of Blood dealing additional damage, if that's the case.
Could be good, I guess.
I'm so poor at these things.
Holy shit, man.
Oh, he wanted Timber.
The fine Timber specifically for a medium bag.
I could chop trees down with my...
Hold on.
He wants specifically fine Timber though.
Any of this shit fine or no?
What defines fine timber?
Oh you only get it from a logging axe?
Well, that medium bag will never be acquired.
Actually, he may have gave me an axe.
He did.
All right, fuck it, I'll do it for the medium bag.
I'll do it for the medium bag.
Oh, my God, I forgot.
of
Nobody trees out here, man
He's a stored attend I guess yeah, I guess you're right does have a stored attend honestly, that's fair that's fair
That is fair
bro
huh
all right
They go.
Are your animals growing mine art?
I haven't fed them, so no, they're definitely not.
So that one gold bar invested it bugged out of the spirit.
The side quest might be really easy to just get medium bags.
I'm not just mine, but this land and everyone in it, but look at the children run in and
laugh and you've never believed there was ever a war here.
This is UE5 now.
If it was on UE5, this game would look fucking insane.
But for their own engine, it's pretty damn, pretty damn good to be honest.
They did a good job.
Lampard also extends his gratitude to all who stood in support of Calfate.
If you're ever in her mind, could you deliver this letter for me?
Ue5 sucks, no, Ue5 is insane.
Go and die for it now.
Very, very good engine.
Don't blame the engine, blame the devs.
Uefive is very very good.
What's on there?
It must be.
You're always welcome to browse, though I do have a small favorite to ask today.
I've noticed many who come into the church can barely put food on the table.
I'd like to help, even just a little, but I'd rather keep my name out of it.
Could you take this over on my behalf?
Just say that it's a game for my kind soul.
Or not?
I don't need to tell him it was for me.
I don't know, just a thought.
One of the best games ever made.
Crazy.
Just a thought.
It's literally the most popular game in the world.
Well actually, Roblox is coming in clean.
Oh, just when I needed a hand.
I got my wife a little gift as it's our anniversary.
But simply handing it to her myself doesn't feel quite...
Special enough!
This is where you come in.
Would you be willing to deliver the gift for me?
Should a grey mane gift it to a...
She'll never forget it.
You can't miss her.
Just look for the most beautiful lady in the whole town.
Found her.
Getting fucked up.
On a Tuesday.
On a Thursday.
This is a really quick way of getting media bags.
All I'm doing is talking to people for a second and they're giving me a bag.
Expression 33 G.E.F.F. Yeah, I think it is, but I don't know if it's a good example of a great-looking game.
They managed to pull it off quite well, I'd say.
Donate 500 or 500 like five silver?
Do I even have five silver?
Those traps are ready for the game.
Ten of a sudden. Best game ever made.
Oh, it donates from my camp.
Oh, that's easy as shit.
May your day be...
Heed the sacred words of Solomon.
Heed the sacred words of...
Heed I'm here for any.
Solomon's grace.
And I wish I could use my camp phones more often, instead of my own.
Perhaps you have made a donation to the church. Of course. I thank you for your generosity
Your kindness will give hope to many hearts
May the blessing of Solomon ever be upon you
Oh Lee medium bags on medium bags, baby
My inventory's going up stonks are high
You would... look who's turned up!
He has felt this, hasn't he?
Always finding new ways to surprise me.
That's just like him.
Thanks to you, today will be one to remember.
240 inventories is max? Oh, there's a max?
Oh, wow. Well, I'm not anywhere close to that, but that's kind of lame.
I mean, that's a lot of slots to be fair. 240, you're not filling that often.
But there's just so many weird little items in this game that don't stack, like bugs.
All the critters and stuff.
I
Just
Lately customers keep asking me so how does it actually look on someone?
They complain that clothes never look their best just hanging around
through but we can't have every customer trying them on can you imagine that also true then it
struck me the scarecrows out in the training field they're sturdy got the perfect height wouldn't
they look just great dressed up anyway I'm sure they'll be more than happy to give you one
What?
Was that it?
I collected a bunch of flies and butterflies and just let them loose in the manner.
You can do that!
That's pretty fucking funny.
That's pretty funny.
There's a lot of question marks here dude.
Alright.
We're gonna go upgrade on our axes and then we're gonna go main again.
Main it up.
This forge has restored many fine blades.
Oh, isn't there a Rock, Paper, Scissors mini-game here that's every 24 hours?
Where is this lead?
Does it go anywhere?
Let's see if I can beat him this time.
No crying if you lose Best two out of three, do your best
Rock Rock and look, that's a tie
Paper Paper beats Rock, I went
Yeah this guy's a spammer, he's gonna do rock again, watch, paper
loses the scissors I lose paper paper beats rock that's not good I won
get smoked get out now see you again
deliver thanks rising arrow sure I don't get a bag for this but sure man I'll do
Bye.
You like this game? Yeah, it's one of the best games I've ever played.
that the Marshal receives it. Thank you for bringing it all this way.
All right. Walk in, we go back to the main. Stay focused. Stay fucking focused.
I'm not sure if you can hear me, but I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
I can hear you.
No, it's not actually the best game I've ever played, but I am enjoying it, that was sarcasm.
I can fly too!
Look at me!
Oh, they're gone.
Oh, I thought they were blocked.
All good.
Remember that's the Climax Mountain?
I feel like I'm going the wrong way, but it's fine.
I rang the bell here, right?
In Ploon.
Did it reveal anything fun, exciting, thrilling?
Not particularly fun, no.
What's the best game you ever played? I mean, it has to be World of Warcraft or Counter-Strike.
No? Like, those are... unbashed.
I'm gonna be honest, as much as I love single-player games, in my eyes, they can never be the best
game... ever.
As much fun as I have playing them, they just can't- they just- the brutal honesty
is a single-player game can never be the best game ever.
It is what it is.
I don't make the rules.
Hey, don't get mad at me, man. I don't make the rules.
Just, it is what it is. We all know it.
We all know it.
Finally you've arrived.
Mjolnir's holed up in the fortress.
I thought the mountain.
It's time we said everything right.
Good.
Let's wipe out every last one of those bastards.
They must pay for every tear they've caused, Palin.
And for Jeyon as well.
At last, the day has finally come for us to unleash our longoverge.
Won't say we strike them once night, torches and b-
I know, it's your-
Once their lines break, chaos.
That's when you grey mains go from your- leave the rest to us.
What happens if you get stuck in a story mission?
mission easy but let us fix our minds on what happens if you get stuck in a
story mission and you don't have enough food long battle and like the story
mission just like owns you and you can't do it what it's time you can you
reset or you just like stuck in a deathly come on then come on oh you
You can still give up, oh okay.
I never thought about it, because some of the scenarios they put you in like a spot where you're just...
fucked, but I guess if you could give up then you're fine.
You triggered too many new janners? Wait, about what?
Oh, the single player thing? Oh, I mean they don't. They don't make the rules, man.
They pick up a rulebook sometime.
You'll see it.
You'll know it.
fuckwits have somehow forgot why you shouldn't mess with the black bears so
mjördin sent us to help rouse your memories
I'm a rouse on my right
remember that night even in the dirt guts spilling out you squealed like
My gongs and the swords!
And the bloods!
Oh, are we close?
10 seconds!
They're more fucking dead!
Nice!
Why are you not using your weapons?
Why are you using a sword? What's happening?
Why are you using the sword?
Why are you using the sword?
Why are you using the sword?
Hey. Hey. Hey.
Hey.
Thank you.
I know I'm supposed to kill the commander, but I'm going to kill all these guys first.
And they're going to give me mad XP.
That's the game plan.
No.
Well, that went wrong.
I was trying to farm, but oh good, I'm fine.
Come on, wrong weapon again, man.
Am I really gonna lose every time?
Wrong weapon, man.
Still the wrong weapon, man!
We good? Oh my god, what I'm holding three weapons. I don't know what I don't know what
What was it?
I have three weapons in my hand right now.
I have three weapons!
I'm gonna assume the weapon thing is a bug and it always uses your primary even though
I don't think I'm gonna attack it.
Excuse me, fire me, excuse me, fire me.
There she is.
This one is gonna kill you!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off!
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Fuck off! Fuck off!
I wish this game didn't knock you on your ass so many times.
I'm...
Oh no, I gotta break these banners real quick.
I didn't realize I have a... thing for it.
Oh no.
Wrong guy.
of
the
I don't think there's really that level
You're right.
Let's get you warmed up.
Give me vermi, give me vermi.
Give me vermi.
Give me vermi.
I have only had the demon sword.
Oh, shucks.
Never will I do.
You're so right.
Um, my axe damage is 22 and then 24.
Oh my, oh my, is that a refinement level 3?
No, it's like, what?
I feel like these animations are actually really well done, but like in combat out of
combat animation is pretty good. If the game was a little prettier, it would look cleaner,
I can't tell if I'm actually using the weapon's I'm supposed to be using.
come on
Ray reconstruction on yeah
He's been at the peru of all these hours playing this game, yeah as long as I'm off by six.
That's ish.
Oh, man.
Come here. HP's really low, but I'm here.
Okay, now I'm dead.
of
the
of
the
You have your limits here
Let's make a fucking monk I'm yielding skull
I hope I have enough food for this fight.
Let's go get us a skullmug. Come on!
No, you handle things here.
You always get to have all the fun.
Leave it to us.
What is that noise?
Well, I don't have a lot of food, but we'll be okay.
If I wear these boots, I don't get lightning abilities, do I?
No, I think I still have to unlock them.
I still don't know how to unlock these elements.
You get it from a book somewhere.
just don't know where my damage would be fucking insane but I don't know it's
probably it's a main story at some point
Um...
Oh, it's an abyss thing.
I don't know that.
I haven't been in the abyss in a while.
While, while.
Man, I don't have, I don't have enough food, so I hope you take it easy on me.
Oh, yeah, like I said, I didn't have enough food, how about me?
that back because I think I'll have full health this time. Reset so I'm not like 10% health of
rivers. I'll have a full health bar and do that again.
He's going to turn into a giant bear calling it.
He's going to turn into a bear.
Uuugh!
Wait, that's it?
We just kill him?
Don't worry.
That's how far it was blue.
He's got more.
I'm just gonna jump out!
Oh, shiiiit!
No one defies me.
Our basic.
Oh, whoa.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
No, no, no, not like this.
Not like this, please, don't.
Fuck!
I wonder where I've never died in a mid-stage like this, where does he put me at the mid-stage
They'll put me at the beginning
Throw my fucking hell man
like I hit a barrel it's all gone I had to watch this again tonight oh my god I do okay
resume you're good you're good you're saying
No, you're choked a child, I ain't playing the game!
I wonder if I'll ever make a boss fight that's not an off-beat, is it?
I don't think they can.
I don't think they have it in their bow.
The power.
Oh yeah, that's a good thing.
I'm playing at stakes. Do you think it easy?
Why does it being hard make it awful?
It's not, none of it's ever hard, it's just bad, every boss fight so far.
They're cool looking though, I love them, they did a good job making them look cool.
I should have just cleaned up the gameplay of him a little bit.
Why do you think it's bad?
Because every ability talks you to the ground, and every one of their abilities jumps away
and teleports away.
Every single time.
I don't think it's bad.
I know it's bad.
It's just...
So we're clear.
Think it's the wrong word.
Oh!
No!
more I just need a little more power I need to get with we've lost payload bro I'm just down there
you've never nerfed the bosses they only nerfed the first two they nerfed the monkey and they
nerfed the reed devil and everything else was the only two they nerfed but I
don't think any of the other ones were harder or hard
cliff
Rest up and leave Ludvig to me.
Oh, I'm Unka.
Wait, do I have to play as Unka?
Wait, Unka looks cool as fuck.
wait no way I think I I think Cliff is oh no I gotta play as a umka oh fuck
oh no this is not what I was looking forward to on this fine afternoon oh
Oh, fuck my ass.
So question, gentlemen.
How long do I got to play this?
You can use two two-anus?
Do you dual wield them?
Oh, it's like one mission?
Oh, I got a melted ambition sword.
and look it's terrible wow does it at least do a cool ability it does actually
I ain't just sick the ability is kind of fucking dope I'm not gonna lie to you
class ability but the weapon is dog shit I'm gonna pull that out anyway that's
gonna go really well in my builds I have a right-click left right-click
builds so I combo everything together and that's that's how I'm doing so
much damage by the way so now I'm gonna do even more damage with that this uncle
looks cool
Oh god, Chaka. Oh god, oh god, oh god, Chaka.
Your Oogukger should be in the main camp? Yeah, but...
Do I care? Like, am I really gonna be like fighting that much with him? You know what I mean?
I mean, maybe. I guess I could put on my main gear.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
What's the skill?
I don't know. I never played it. I never played it.
Oomka!
Oomka!
Wrong.
Alright, I don't...
I have...
Please.
Um...
Is this an Oomka weapon?
I know this is...
I don't know if I got a helmet.
I guess I'll use this.
Where the hell did that go?
Oh, look at him, look at him up and on him.
Oh, it's a side weapon, but...
Alright, there.
At least I had some extra like earrings and shit for him. Not great, but it was something.
I just, I don't know, I just equipped all this random ass shit and I did not mean to.
Um.
I don't think this matters too much, but I'll I'm gonna swap some of the sockets. Oh wait, I don't even have a mandatory
I'm not even gonna I'm gonna just keep you to the class side. I don't this is the waste of time
I'm not gonna play him yet. I do really want to play the other characters. It's just not right now, right?
And he's slow
Well, well, I know the clear build on him.
This is obvious as shit.
My hat.
End of wind build on him.
I actually have some really good upgrades for that.
So long.
Okay.
Welcome.
I don't even have that much.
Alright.
I don't have enough money to gear him out with anything else, but now he's got cool.
Now if I spin the wind with it, it'll look pretty cool.
Wonder how good stamina drain is if I put it on my weapon too.
I guess we'll see when we fight with them.
I'm going to need to unequip some certain weapons actually because when I swap to Unko,
he's going to have these weapons equipped and I don't want that.
I should have taken it out of the slot.
Damn it.
I might take...
I don't know.
Fuck.
I have to take it back.
Sorry.
I need to take these out of the slot.
Ah, hold on.
I forgot.
And so I wanted to put it in my one-hand Dax build for it.
You'll find what you seek here.
Well, may wisdom be God.
Does he have a higher HP base or same overall? Great question.
The one thing that characters do transfer over is the main stamina spirit and health skills.
Are they adding a character creator? No, these are like custom characters, there's no way.
That'd be crazy.
I have a loot progression on this game and you go into your loot that makes the game
more fun you get cool like you get cool abilities on your combos it's pretty much
it I know that sounds underwhelming but no they do cool stuff like you'll like
you'll be like doing a combo that normally like as a slash and then
eventually I'll turn into like a slash with waves and then a slash with waves
and like lightning coming down and then people say they spotted the earth
shattering at the same time like it's basically just like augments onto
your combos that make it just look right like flashier.
can't just hunt down one and not the other eh well if they've really split up all the
better for us eh you look too mutin we'll go after Ludwig, don't need to waste too
many of ours on a pack of fucking shackles is there no you go after mutin Ludwig's
mine wait do I have to find a boss as unka cause I'm gonna need some more grilled
Oh my god, I need to grow raspberries. That food is so good.
And like these grapes, I'm growing grapes. I need to grow some grapes.
Or now I'm just gonna spam ship food as I as as you do
Wait can can this character do the same thing the blinding light thing or is that only a cliff thing?
really that's a nice blood thing
is it always just windy? yeah
you know how it be
Alright, let's get out of here, let's go.
Oh, you can.
This character is cool, actually.
If they thought out this character system a little bit better, it actually could have
been really, really cool for the game.
But it seems like it's really, I don't know, kind of half-baked a little bit.
Get three enemies in mid-air with a bow.
percentage of the game have you finished? Like thirty? Thanks.
hiding useless scared to look yeah about 30%
fatty
I supposed to be looking for information or
I reckon you're at 15 percent um I'm at 31
31 percent love
I don't know if you realize but I've been playing this game 10 hours every day so I've done a lot
How many hours have you got? 50 I think?
Connect with me.
Got a fucking cannon.
I lost a cent. I had the little arrow and it's gone.
Oh, maybe the arrow led to this hole right here. Hold on.
of
The defense will crumble.
You get flung by the trees yet? Yeah, but they don't really... this isn't really worth it doing that... ever.
I'm definitely looking forward to playing the other characters once I'm done with Cliff,
but it'll be a minute.
I'm only playing this guy in his fourth.
Right now.
You try flying with him?
Yeah, he doesn't do that, I don't think.
I got a challenge cube done.
Damien is really cool.
She shoots like lightning and shit.
She's got like a pistol, she can use like a ranged rifle, a pistol, and shoots like
lightning out of her weapons.
Kinda neat.
neat. Got a little magic going on.
The leveling up is a pain in the butt. Well you just get cubes right? I'm almost
Max Cliff. I don't have many artifacts left. I've invested so many artifacts
It's crazy
The hardest part is investing all the artifacts in the main stats
But once you have all the main stats the rest of the characters are really easy to level up
They don't require too many points
They should be grateful
if
if
if
if
Ooh, okay.
Don't get something.
Don't get something here.
This guy's damage is definitely poopy, but that's okay.
I haven't upgraded anything on him, so it kind of makes sense.
Then my slave's gonna change your mind.
And that is it.
You're the god.
He promised me all of Palu.
If I
remove the obstacle for him.
Take his other hands.
So the jackals could finally
outshine the claymates.
Does it look familiar?
Puh, puh.
You had a hand.
In Jien's death.
Palu would have become mine.
I'm assuming this is the one quest you do with Unka and then you go back to Cliff.
Oh god, jackal. Oh god. Oh god.
Oh.
Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-da.
May-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa.
Oh, he has a rage ability that boosts damage and TR?
Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't read any of his abilities.
I just...
Chat told me that I'm on this quest for like...
One...
I'm on this character for one quest, so I just wanted to get it over with.
Just do the one quest and then swap back to...
Cliff.
Like I said, I'm excited to play these characters because after you play fucking a hundred hours of Cliff...
Heh.
Playing another character seems kinda nice, you know?
But...
I'll do that when I finish a story.
And then I'll do their story.
What are you doing just fucking decides to climb a tree?
I dislike they can't progress the main story.
It would be cool if you find a character you like and then you do it that way but without
Having known stories it is what it is. I wonder how long their stories are. There's no way they're as long as cliffs
Parts in words we gee down there
Oh
We would die here
I don't know that it's...
I don't know if cars are worth a lot.
Oh, this is probably worth like, like $20.
Hey man, wait, do I have to play her now?
Oh shit.
Ah, Frick.
Ah, Fricky.
Complete Chapter 7 of the main quest.
Prepare to reconstruct Payloon by starting reconstructing Payloon quests, this process involves.
His batches of construction stages was naturally to the next stage of development.
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I don't know why this one is here.
Oh!
Cool.
That's actually a decent ring, a crit ring.
Not terrible.
Especially if you have plenty of attack speed from other sources, you can't upgrade it, so...
Downchant.
Plus one pet trust gain, defense, health every two seconds.
Period.
Alright, um, I want to see what this looks like.
I'm actually curious.
gear that I just got it's all about the drip does it look cool why can't I wear
it oh for um oh is it for homegirl I think it's for homegirl
heard chef all right so now I'm back on cliff no capy on a stackie this is
gonna fit really well in my whatever my build is right now. The problem here is I'm gonna
be a couple of attacks. I'm pretty sure attack speed on boots actually still works for main
attack speed I swear
One of the best damage items, any of them.
All the items are like the same.
Whatever you use will be the same as what I use.
use whatever you think looks cool and you'll be all right.
Oh, shit. I could... Dave's gum fish.
I have one Ledger main, which is 10% chance to addish...
...pickpocket additional items.
Which is really good if you're trying to steal gold bars, actually.
Um, but...
Yeah, you could do the gear fusion, and then it has a chance of making a tier two, but it has a 4% of...
...making a greater.
Graders are the really, really crazy ones.
If you get a greater in your gear, it is...
Very good.
Graders can break, that is true.
But they're so good.
of
the
I'm gonna do so much damage
Where's my other ring oh
Shit, I think it's on Unka
Shit I think because we're in it. Oh, man
fuck this motherfucker umka took my ring that's really unfortunate actually
Um, well I don't really know how to get Unka back, so I'm gonna have to use, do I have
another ring in my camp or something?
Nice level of items 10.
Yeah if I get an element in this build it's over, like it's just, it's over, I mean,
dies instantly. I'm not kidding I swear these axes are the best weapons in the game. I am
so that ass with that
by any extra
don't have an extra tax-bead ring
which is quite a concern
You know if Unka will come back in a reasonable amount of time?
Or is Unka just gone gone?
Is that man just out?
Is he ever coming back?
Or is he gone gone?
Press F1, you can choose the other character. No, he's on a quest. There's no... he's gone.
He's on Worlds left by the Riverside. He's on an important mission. And I don't know
how long he'll be gone. He might be... he might come back if I do a couple of these
I'm a few missions ahead of you, and I still can't access him, fuck.
So I need to find another ring.
Alright, that's a wee bit of a problem, that's a wee bit of a problem there, love.
And okay, what do you what material let me put some of these at this away first of all
I want that shield back, because it looks cool, huh?
I think the black shield will look cooler. Where's my drift? Oh, it's in the deluxe that's in it, okay.
Um, I, I, I, um, all right, we're, I, hold on. I need to figure out something in my life.
I don't know how to make the jewelry, but it might be one of these materials. I'm gonna need to make
myself something new, which is annoying because I'm gonna need to spend the fucking all this
currency on it um that should be all i need i kind of just use the storage for
abyss and food and then the rest i try to hold on with my shit but all right
Why all the useless masks?
I just sometimes I just don't shit, I don't know what's going on.
Another character to access this chest?
How do you trade between them?
You have a shared inventory on all of them.
The only problem is if you equip them with good gear that you might need.
Like I gave them my ring, which kind of sucks because I did level up my ring a lot.
Now I've got to dump a bunch of materials to make another ring and level it up and it's
kind of a waste to be honest, but I don't really have a choice.
forge is rafting the fine blades
well I could you I could make any one of these it doesn't really matter you not
take it back negative negative alphalema he's on a mission right now
Stay and see what skill and fire can create.
I'll just level up my, um...
I'll get a ring.
Where's my ring?
Can I just make it?
If you want, if there's some...
Why can't I upgrade this?
I might be able to.
Oh, actually I just need to trigger it to one attack speed, that's all.
I'm gonna do one more though for the stem.
Pretty good.
Holy fuck this music.
is a mighty blade tests the horror of its master thank you
surgeon remember me when your blade grows
I need to do one more thing for the build just us these axes are so strong
It's insane. It's...
One of the benefits of fishing? Fun.
Achievements. Collectibles.
This whole game, 99% of this game is literally just...
There's not much of a point of anything unless you want to do it
You will have fun in this game as long as you set some expectation or some goal
The second you stop doing that
Is when you stop playing the game the second where you're like, I don't know if I want to do anything like I'm just
Not down or whatever once that happens you'll just stop
I
I think I'm going to make this cuckoo cold res armor because then it's actually
refinible.
I don't think it'll have sockets though but this is my curiosity here.
We're going to make an extra pot.
Oh, is this the water walking one?
Breeze Step?
I think this makes it so you can water walk.
Or wait, it momentarily creates gravity defying platforms beneath the wearer's feet.
This allows for leaps and seeming new possible heights.
Herringdose are stepping up thin air.
I see.
Yeah, this whole Cuckoo shit is really good.
It takes a piece of gear and gives it special power.
So there's the Frost Curse plate armor, which is kind of like
an ice set.
And then you can go here.
And I actually can make this right now.
I just need to go get this core.
It'll take like two seconds.
and then you turn and amplify the gear.
The only problem is, I don't know if it has sockets.
I don't see socket numbers here,
so I have a feeling, this is my curiosity,
so I'm gonna go get exaltation really quick.
Because I wanna know if it has sockets,
because if it has sockets, that actually makes it
really good, if it doesn't have sockets,
then it's pretty much useless.
oh fuck where's exaltation again
Make them of exaltation.
They don't have talkas.
I'll tell you that now.
Well, I'm going to make it anyway just for fun, because I still
think it's good.
But that makes it kind of obviously not as good.
Where is exaltation again?
Fuck.
Thank the Missalis.
Bottom left, if I remember correctly, bottom left, absolution, an addiction,
I know I've done exaltation.
and I just don't know where it is.
How's your Prague looking?
Ah, I did a lot of exploring,
and I stopped doing main for a while,
but I do so much goddamn damage,
it's honestly, the dopamine's are flying.
Every time I do a story boss,
that shit gets fucking massacred, and I love it.
Their health bar's gone, and like,
I mean as long as they don't fucking teleport around,
which they always do. They literally die in like three seconds. It's kind of fun.
Where is exaltation? Veneration? Oblation? Faith? I'm gonna freak, uh, devotion?
I'm solution use your knowledge tab to find stuff I don't know if that's gonna help me
here
will it only have three sanctums left the fuck done all these oh no I've I found one
I never did it um oh my god it does it marks it for me right it's right here
I'll thank the heavens thank the fucking heavens
thank the how much uh solid I know you've played 300 hours what's your total
completion of the game I'm curious because you're probably the furthest along out of any player in
this game that ass you're probably the furthest what's your percent like 50 60
oh you're 300 on two saves wait eww what the fuck are you doing two saves for
I was playing on an averaging boss role in a few days, I hear the review coffee, so he's
been playing it for like a month.
How do you have, um, why did you, why did you, um, why did you, why'd you, why'd
Why'd you make another character, or another save?
Day one patch changed things.
Huh?
Like there was no witch in chapter three.
Wait, didn't the review copy? There was no witch?
Like in the witchwoods? The very first one?
First witch in review was chapter 5, Red Hat Lady.
Oh, is that the one up here at the ice?
But on day one version, they added that one near Hernan City.
Interesting.
It's so weird.
I know this looks scuffed, but this is the only way I can do it.
I have to flick off.
Cause my keybinds made it so I can't toggle blinding light on and on.
The only way I can do this is flicking it on and on.
Can I get a review copy of what the fuck is, grow a journalist or something?
Yeah, all you gotta do is know somebody somewhere and you can get review copies.
They handle that like candy, bro.
I know plenty of people that got review copies in different games that, uh...
That might not be... I mean, solid as an example of someone that would actually...
review games that just like no people and they just get them I could never I could if
I got a review copy of this game I wouldn't have played it because I just feel like the
same reason why I'm telling you guys to not tell me where stuff is because it ruins
fun and surprise and if I was just doing that by myself I don't know I don't think
I'd have as much fun I think it's kind of fun when I'm like here and I find
something cool and then you guys are like wait that's cool too wait we're
you're so cool and so hot and sorry I don't know where my brain went there
but
all right
You're so geeky and sexy, woohoo!
All right, let's see...
Let's make this...
I want to see what happens to my cuckoo pots, so I can make this, bang.
Does my cuckoo...do I lose my cuckoo crystals?
Like, where do they go?
Did I use my Koopu pot for this?
Cool.
Does it look different?
Oh, it does look different.
It's like more plated.
That's cool.
It sucks that these things don't have sockets.
It makes it so just...
Eh.
Oh, that's cool.
It converts zero temperatures into power, absorbing cold damage to unleashed lead
and burst of condensed frost. That's pretty neat.
I guess the way you can view this item is because it doesn't have sockets, it has like
has like the power of an unleash of burst of condensed frost.
So like the ice res plus the power that it has,
I guess you can consider that being fully socketed, you know?
Is there a way I can visualize what that looks like?
There's that fire frost bullshit.
Where is it?
Here. It was really cold here.
Well, am I not cold here anymore? Because now I have 10 frost res instead of 7.
I think I do, yeah.
So, how would I know the build up? How does that work?
Holy fuck, that scared the...
...shit.
Oh man, that's a really good chest piece that I just made.
Oh yeah, I wanted to see my cuckoos. Do I still keep them?
I have this gukupot. Okay, I still keep them.
This system is so weird.
Like, the systems of this game are so, like, quirky and weird, but they're cool.
I wanted to see the effect of this, because it says it converts even absolute zero temperatures into power,
absorbing cold damage to unleashed of sudden bursts of frost.
Like, I want to see what that looks like.
You know?
I don't know how to see what that looks like though.
They're like, is there a spot where I could purposely get really cold?
Is there...
I don't know.
I already killed a couple bosses that freeze me so I can't test it there.
I mean, there's gotta be something, something, somewhere.
At least I'm not cold anymore, so that's pretty cool.
You fight the frozen death knight, dude?
I did not, but don't tell me where he is, or anything.
i had i know very little spoilers of this game and i'm just trying to
figure it out
it says how many bosses i've killed but i killed like fifteen or twenty two
killed twenty two bosses
Not very much, um, wait.
I didn't kill this guy. I just have information.
Is this the guy you're talking about? Is this the boss, the frozen death knight dude?
I did not kill this guy. I just must have got information on him somehow.
Oh no. Okay. It's not him. I don't know who the fuck this dude is.
I've never seen this guy in my life.
Oh, I killed the legendary preacher. That was pretty cool. I thought that was fun. Have you killed this guy solid?
I'm sure you have
He's pretty cool either way tanger I killed him. I killed him and gave me unique ring. I thought that was quite fun
He was really easy to kill but still it was cool
Anyway, I want to check one more thing I want to make a bunch of I want to see not teleport
in current state what current state I'm just standing here not teleport in current state
Okay, maybe it's because I'm in this area.
The bosses are cool and it's cool how many of them there are, and like the fights look
kind of cool, but I think they're actually so, so far, I think they're actually so
So, like, I just think they're so poorly designed.
Not even about the food spam. The food spam is important.
The food spam is there in this game to make those poorly designed boss fights feel manageable.
You know what I mean?
I am thankful that you could spam food, because if you couldn't, this game would be hell on Earth.
All the bosses do is the second you're about to combo them, they TP, or they fly up into the air,
And then they go on the other side of the map, and then they swing at you from really far away.
And then you're running toward them, and you're about to swing, and they fly back up, and you're like,
Ah, great!
And then, and then, and then they swing, you parry, you get one hit, and then they're gone again.
It's been an age since my blade tasted blood.
I wanted to try to stack these in my armor and I wanted to see if it was like good.
How many vigors do I have?
Oh, bad news.
None?
One vigor or two?
Really don't have any vigors.
No figures here.
Oh.
Oh.
Errr.
Err.
Well that's quite unfortunate, huh?
I just realized I think I can make a better defense.
I think I have fortification.
I do have the witch that sells the bigger VP I do.
That's why I want to really quickly just realize that I have the three defense when
I could have six.
I just wanted to try to stack the vigors in one.
I just don't have enough.
Or they use the super armor bubble thing.
Yeah, that's true.
They do the blue armor bubble thing,
and it's just like, I don't know.
I will say the bosses are really cinematic
and they look super cool,
but they do not feel particularly fun
to actually fight the bosses.
Which sucks, because that's like part of it.
See what calls to you
I want to go fight something before I get off because I think I would
Blast a mask
We meet again wonder at your leisure
Wanda at your leisure
I'll lose movement speed but I do not care.
I'm so tempted to wear any other helmet.
I'm so tired of my crow shit.
I am so tired of the crows yet.
Alright, I'm about to get off because it's about that time where I get off schedule, off stream, to do something classified.
So, let me murder something somewhere.
Where can I do some good ol' fashion murdering?
Here, well let's kill some fucking Blackbearders.
I got my loadout to 15, 15, 15.
Oh, I mean at that point there's nothing better.
You're done with the game.
Can you combo that with actual, like, good, um, combo that with actually good, like, um,
like, uniques and shit, you're gonna, I mean, it's just over.
15-15-15 is crazy.
Since you're so many hours into the game, Solid, you're the perfect person to ask.
Is the itemization...
stay this shit forever?
No?
By that I mean, is it still just the same type of gear and the same loadouts?
You just get better sockets?
I was one of those guys that uh, I don't know, wow.
guys that just dies.
Well that was a good way to test my damage. That guy died really fast.
That's not exactly what I wanted to do but it got
it kinda got the point across.
Finding sockets with cool effects is more fun.
Okay, so the itemization is dog shit then.
Okay.
Though it doesn't actually get better, I was right on that.
So you just find an item...
that is seemingly a good base for you,
that you might think looks cool or whatever,
and then you just commit to that.
The cuckoo...
The cuckoo crafting stuff is kinda cool, I guess.
Whoa!
These are black bears?
Very.
The bad news for me is fucking freezing, so I gotta wear my cold jacket.
Is that what you want?
I don't think it's a real boss.
I think it's like one of the fake ones.
It's like I got it. Oh, I did that the thing happened. He's gonna bleed or whatever
It's not like a real dude the auto lane is so fucking bad. It's not a no, it's like a it's like a he's gonna go away
He disappeared
All right, well it may as well fight this guy before I get off hold up lifetime
I don't know if I have time.
I have to ravage my ass.
I don't know if I have time. I gotta go. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Sorry, I didn't mean to ravage my ass like that.
But like, maybe.
That is a good example of the the this cuckoo armor what it just did that's
really cool I don't know if you guys saw but I froze I froze everything around me
because he was hitting me with the ice blast so that was really cool
Let's get this penis moved then.
It's like Arc Raiders sometimes.
of
the
death
of the guys, the one of the captain of this guy I mean that it is this guy not here
I just wanna, I just wanna, I gotta go with like T-minus now, I'm just trying to rush
Watch this.
He's over here.
Oh, I have a spirit.
Let's go.
I love that.
I can't even do my good abilities.
Wait, wait, I kinda wanna die and use the pill.
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
This is intended.
This is by design.
Cause then I'll get full spirit.
This is intended.
Hey, I'm back!
What's up, bitches?
Be nice, be nice, be nice, be nice.
Okay, hold on, don't kill me again, though.
Okay hold on don't kill me again though, please.
Nice!
I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
All right, perfect time to get off. Bang! Bang! Bang!
I'm stuck. I'm stuck.
I'm trying to get out somewhere where I can save my game.
Well, let me save here
Okay, let's go home.
I don't like puzzles, why does there have to be puzzles?
Oh, there are so many puzzles in this game, and I'm gonna be honest, they're probably the best parts.
You don't like puzzles, you're kind of fogged.
Can I get out of combat, please?
This is probably fine.
Alright, I gotta go, gentlemen.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry, but my left-right turning slash build is doing good, I think, in this current
state of the game.
Hey my GGs. I'm out of here.
Stay safe out there, gentlemen. Stay safe out there.
I gotta go, I gotta go. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late. Good night.
I'll be out tomorrow. Have a good one. Enjoy your weekend.