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They call high run, simple as that.
Fire?
Looking hell, friend.
A fine day.
A fine day.
Careful of drinks.
Oh
I'll tell I'm happy to keep you company for both
More of brave one.
I don't know.
Oh
Keep it well, are we
Oh
How are you today?
You're welcome to join me for a drink any time
Get to see it.
I
Know
You wish to talk
you have business let's keep it brief
care for a drink
ladies and gentlemen
so what is your name for I'm known for
I'm known for, um, looking at us, I'm really weird, but I'm known for masonry.
I used to do masonry streams where I would build like wall fixtures and pieces and stuff
out of like, um, rocks and minerals from like, Italy and shit.
I know it sounds ridiculous, but yeah.
I have a confession to make.
I really wanted this howling hell expansion, and I didn't have enough money.
So I left my computer on and left my workers working, so that I would have enough money
when I got on.
Also, another confession.
I sent them to do tomato runs.
how many tomatoes pretty cool all those tomatoes pretty cool stuff pretty cool
stuff yeah now I got tomatoes
this keeps up on the tail I out the way the main reason I wanted to
tomatoes is to make heavy braised meat, I think, yeah, you can also use oranges like
or apples but I'm basically gonna make a bunch of this shit, cause it gives spirit
and health
he's actually addicted no
no
where are you?
no
no
No!
No!
There's all this.
Blue green glass water bottle.
Blue green glass water bottle.
Oh my God, I have so many eggs.
Wait, are those eggs defaulting into my storage from my ranch?
When there's no fighting
Can I hear myself springing
It's just silent. Oh my god all my animals grew up
Hey guys, you're a real goats now
I'm pretty sure all these chicks are laying eggs or maybe the chicks now, but what's up go I
Need to get them our food
I'm out of food for him.
Ah, fuck.
I don't have any pigs, but you can get pigs.
I'm not sure why I can't hear myself sprinting, I think I'm going to restart my game.
I was a new Greyzone Warfare update yesterday?
Oh, today.
That game's fun.
Sorry, JP asked me yesterday if I wanted to do drop frames tomorrow at one to three.
to 4 p.m. Eastern. 1 p.m. Eastern is what time? 10 a.m.? 10? 2? It's gonna be like an
ARPG segment, I think, because that mod is gonna be on it. It'll be very ARPG-driven.
And, yeah, fuck it, not that one, whatever.
Yeah.
Maybe I'll play Crimson Desert as I'm on the drop frames thing.
and
You can get barley from the missions.
You just hipped and sink, now we got a kiss.
Don't tell him that we kissed.
What is this game? Oh, and there I play some board of arena breakout. If you like arena breakout, I don't know if this is going to be your game.
It might be a completely different genre. I mean, it is a completely different genre.
You should go play marathon. That's your genre.
This game worth the money?
Um, maybe on a sale? If you're asking that question? I don't know.
I mean, let's be real. Let's be real for a second. How many games are actually worth
like 70 or 80 dollars? That's pretty hefty, you know what I mean? It's like, logically
I guess you could think about it like, oh, you get this many hours of content, so like
a movie's like 15 bucks or 20 bucks or whatever. So like, if I could get like six hours
it's worth, but I don't think everyone thinks like that.
I think there's only a very small fraction of people that think like that.
I think the reason why it's hard to think like that and have that mindset of like,
oh, a $70 game, you know, like a lot of people might do a dollar an hour, I think.
I think that's the most popular is a dollar an hour.
But the problem is it's so much more confusing to justify purchasing a game for 70 or 80 or 90 dollars
because there's just so many more games out there, you know?
Like it's a weird form of entertainment because there's so many options available to you.
So if you choose to spend 70 or 80, like if you have a 70 or 80 dollar budget
on a game for like every three months or something you let yourself buy one game
or something worth that price
shit you could spend
seventy eighty dollars on like six games
it'll pay out so much better
there realistically not many games are worth seventy dollars
seventy dollar games are a luxury to play
I really believe they're a luxury to play.
Not because they're insane and be good or anything,
I just mean like, that's what it feels like.
Feels like you're playing a luxury game
because it's expensive as fuck.
70 bucks is a lot.
Just hard in a space right now
where you can get a thousand hours of content from a game that costs zero
dollars. How do you justify buying something for 80 dollars? That's crazy.
And then other countries are just fucked, right? Like a $70 game here, how much is
70, $70 USD to fucking Canadian dollars? That's a hundred dollars.
This game costs a hundred Canadian dollars.
I... listen.
When I was 16, I would have never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever spent a hundred dollars on a game.
In my entire teenage life, I would have never done that.
Never.
Doesn't matter how good the game is, it wouldn't happen.
That's insane.
Wow, Borderlands Story Pack, Mad Ellie and the Vault of the Damned.
Mostly negative.
Rocker.
Every single time, every single update, every single game.
Did these games achievements just like not they don't exist?
Their games achievements are the hardest achievements in the world complete all of the training challenges
complete all of the special equipment challenges all of the spear all of the two hand all
all of the this all of the that complete holy fuck it's crazy anyone that dude
anyone that's like what are they called those trophy hunters or whatever the
platinum hunters or what do they call those what do they call those guys
platinum dogs the people who like try to do that the platinum dogs if they
purchase this game they're gonna instantly be like no I'm good this
This is going to ruin my Platinum score.
What are they called?
What are the Platinum people called?
You guys know what I'm talking about?
The playfaces and the fucking...
The normies.
What do they call Platinum dogs?
They got a name.
They called themselves something like they're a fucking clan.
Hunters, Grophy Hunters, they're called Trophy Hunters, okay.
Was Platinum Dogs not accurate?
Does no one refer to themselves as Platinum Dogs?
Was that some shit I made up?
awesome new shit you made up I swear platinum dogs I've heard that before okay
we need to organize our life here armatory is a fucking disaster there's a
Smith here? I had no fucking clue. I should look around my camp more.
You almost hit the dude.
Time flies with a hammer in your hand.
That's a decent axe.
It's a pretty axe instead of an axe beat axe, but decent for sure.
Holy shit, you sell five Bloods? Why don't I shop from you?
What was the thing I needed? Thirty iron?
What was I doing going anywhere else?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
4% damage to a Bistle creature.
Ha ha! Masterpieces are all I craft.
So I have a bunch of wine. Um...
I don't really know what to do with it.
to be honest with you
If the people may be, but...
Lord of Greed.
God, I have so many items.
Oh my god.
I wonder if people not burn out on this game yet?
I think it's because it kind of does a lot of different things.
Like you could spend a lot of time just managing your camp and like organizing your workers
to like min-max.
You could spend a lot of time up there doing puzzles.
You could spend a lot of time down here doing puzzles or doing side quests or doing
main quests or just exploring for the fuck of it.
So I think that's the main reason why people aren't bored yet.
I also think this game doesn't have very much information if you want to look something up,
so you kind of need to look for it yourself.
If you're looking for a certain build or certain set of items, you don't know if they exist.
You can't search it up.
Like, if you're looking for something very specific, you kind of have to just look for
it.
Gaming community is strange these days, they say games don't have content, but when they
get games with content they say it's too much content.
I think people just want a certain type of content, you know?
that's what kind of what they're after.
All right, I'm gonna make,
I might need to, I might need to go hunting.
This is gonna sound like I was stupid,
but I need to burn these tomatoes,
not literally burn them, but I need to,
I'm gonna use all these tomatoes down here with meat.
And I don't have that much meat.
So I need to go hunting.
I also need to organize my inventory a little bit.
This is fucking insane.
Okay.
Put away all of our extra armor.
Don't worry about that later.
Health siphon is really cool.
I need that, but whatever, alright, put away our gears.
Okay, we got to manage this a little bit here
Alright, dude my stash is about to be full, holy fuck, okay, we need to get rid of these
I'm going to need to get rid of some of my other side gear.
There's so many pieces of gear that you just don't need this many pieces of gear.
What do I do with all this food?
i mean just eat it i guess right
but me
there's just so much food
unsocket all the gear you're not using
yeah but then that takes up more space
technically
you know what i'm saying? unsocketing it takes up more space
uh...
Yeah, that's a bit of a problem.
I'm gonna use these tomatoes to make a bunch of food. I just need to get the food first.
You want the finest work? You want the finest work? You've come to the right place.
I think I'm just gonna plow my food right now. Like I'm just gonna devour the fuck out of it.
Um...
I don't know what to do with this wine. I'm selling it. I don't care.
I think I'm going to plow all my food right now, just like eat all of it, and then get
a little meanty bee.
If you need gear, you come and find me.
Get a little meanty bee here.
A blazing fire is the secret to a fine weapon.
Okay, my axe is about to be nine.
If I have enough to upgrade the other one, I don't think I do.
The other one is more Bloodstones.
There is weird stuff you can't get rid of in your inventory, like the deluxe.
A luck shit you can't get rid of.
You should probably upgrade some of these pieces of jewelry.
I don't know if the purple slots take up space, do they?
I don't know. I would assume they do, but I want to upgrade some of these just because
Because the jewelry is fairly easy to upgrade.
Okay, upgrading some of my bullshit.
I'm going to use more bones.
Their inventory weight system, nah.
I'm trying to not upgrade my chest piece because I want to find something different, but I'm
going to be honest with you, I just don't think I'm going to find anything different.
It is a pretty drippy chess piece.
At least we have some space.
And ain't much, but it's honest work.
Oh, hello!
Um, can I have a bunch of bones in here?
I'll see.
How'd you get so many tomatoes?
Uh, missions.
I'm farming my guys.
Let me see if I can sleep.
Cause I think if I sleep I might finish...
Holy shit, this takes a while.
Expanding the camp.
I spent all of my money on this.
See if I can sleep real quick.
I can't sleep right now.
Are there PvP in this game?
Yeah.
There it is.
The craziest PvP too.
I don't know why, I'm going to side quest Andy, I don't know, I'm going to go here, I don't know.
Side quest for Andy.
Are you lying every time I open up YouTube?
Yeah, it is what it is.
And he's what it is.
You done the treasure maps yet?
Yeah, they're kind of ass.
The treasure maps just take you to places that you've already been.
Like, they're not...
Like, they're not that secretive, is my point.
The treasure is not that secretive. It's not, like, really, really hidden.
What's up, homies?
Bad-o. Oh, that guy fell from the sky. It's all good, though.
Oh, how you get spawned in, I see.
Holy shit, there's a lot of men. I want to kill them all, but there's no reason for that.
Oh, there's so many men to kill. No reason, though.
Oh, look at all these men.
Pure murder.
W Blitz.
This game does make me want to come back to VDO to see what they've changed.
As weird as that is, I don't know.
I am kind of curious what, because I haven't played VDO in like 10 years.
That game's gotta be insane now.
It's gotta, it's gotta have...
It's gotta be awesome.
It's insanely bad, okay, alright.
I saw TJ play it like a couple of years ago.
I remember he went on his BDO arc and I was like,
damn, that looks kind of fun.
But at the same time, it was the same thing that I was doing,
which was running circles, killing mobs infinitely.
Which I mean, is kind of fun, I guess.
Cannon tried it again the other day?
Was it good?
Did he have a good time?
I'm afraid he's away at the moment, attending to matters at the tribunal.
It will probably take some time for him to return.
Come to think of it, perhaps you could help our merchants out at the port.
the controllers are as people make it out this is a trick? Yes. Why are you so small? They're just big.
Not gonna lie, BDO is so bad right now I'm waiting for Ranked to come out.
What? Ranked? What does that even mean? In BDO?
What does that mean?
I meant in a game, alright?
Oh, Arena PvP Ranks.
Oh.
I don't care about that.
It's crazy how little I care about PvP in an MMO.
Look at those waterfalls.
Wow.
I bet you there's loot in there.
at least one of them.
Jesus Christ, where's my axe?
I got there in the end.
You don't care about PvP and Mido, that's the whole hype about BDO?
Oh!
The whole hype about BDO is a PvP?
I mean when I played it I didn't really care for it. I actually thought it was kind of guns
My favorite part of a video was running around and looping mobs and murdering them all
For hours and hours on it that shit owned
about time they had a taste of their own cruelty
ah thank you
what's happened?
those damn croosters got me
but I'll live
your skills with the sauna
are you a great man by any chance
so the rumors were true after all
would you be able to help us?
those are nothing compared to their leader if you would please speak with our guild master
give me mounts how does the mounting taming work on this doesn't really I mean you just have
horses. You get a dragon later for 15 minutes every hour.
Is that the main story which I refuse to do for some reason? I don't know why.
It would actually be very convenient having a dragon. I don't know why I
don't just do that. The main story is really short.
I need to get a legendary horse. I'm just lazy.
I feel like I'm barely on my horse.
Demon sword better. Yes, yes. Yeah.
Yeah, there's four. I think there's four legendary horses.
Five? Three?
I don't know. I have all the information on them. I just refuse to get them.
Because I'm lazy.
You sure you think this game's a cop?
No.
time. As much fun as I'm enjoying, like as much fun as I'm having in the game I actually
think for most people it's probably not a cop. Go shout out the streamers blurry brother,
Welcome to grass. You ever see a daisy stream?
That's not on me, it's just...
That's just it.
Well rewarded if you take care of them.
Borrowed where the wands are thick. Stay alert.
repeated content, but still fun. Lots of exploration. Open worlds. That's it, you know. You either
know that's a cop for you, or you just don't. And if you haven't bought it yet, then it's
just not for you. Unless I guess you're very disconnected and maybe you just don't know
anything about the game than in which case I just told you happy hunting
yeah right here
are quite you can hardly keep a float with their extortion at protection feet
help us and you'll have our full corporation what are you even telling
me to do
all right defeat the raging Tempest have fun it's gonna be a little boss I
think these side quests always lead the bosses it's actually quite cool
I mean, I'm assuming the raging tempest is a boss.
Looks like a boss to me.
Ooh.
E-Ball.
E-Ball.
Okay.
Okay, did I love how they make you get hit they just let it just happens
I'll be honest. I'm trying to do my lightning attack. It was not working
Damn!
Relax, my guy!
I have more spirit.
Oh my god!
This guy bobs!
That's a pill!
So many pills.
No, we go again, because I wasn't by comp- I wasn't combo-ing.
It just wasn't happening.
I had plenty of spirit, but for some reason my guy was just not down to do it.
I'm gonna restart real quick, because now I should have more spirit.
in the beginning of the fight like I beat my ass holy shit he doesn't teleport
which is kind of cool
do your combo motherfucker why is my button not working see if I can do my
Combo now? Maybe?
Here I come finally.
I got him right where I want him!
I got him right where I want him!
Bermanyly stunned! I got him right where I want him!
I still don't know why sometimes it doesn't let me do my ability.
I think I'm mistiming it.
I mean, relax, relax, relax.
I'm gonna kill all of you?
Hold on.
They're there, they're there, they're there, they're there.
Oh, my man.
It cost spiritual, you didn't have any?
Oh, I did have some. It's just I'm missing the timing and I'm pretty sure I'm missing the timing because I
I need to turn frames off, I think
Have a cube I
Finished a cube
very nice composure what did that boss give me
meaning cool um
I don't know
Did anyone, was anyone paying attention when I killed them?
Because it happened so fast that I did, is this?
No.
I don't think you dropped anything.
Can I go to, maybe this will tell me.
Do your challenges for abyss art or the challenges are so good
I get cubes faster than challenges
It takes so long to look through them
Also cubes are so easy to get man
If I wanted cubes I just go clear like 600 mobs and I'll have my cubes
I don't like the abyss cube system very much.
In terms of gears, there are a lot in the schemes, there is, but they're all the same.
They just look different.
Here's my proposal. An alliance with a great mix of-
Yes, we need more helpers.
What do you say?
Let me work.
The more finest merchant guilds in all the castes-
With you.
We will make certain you have our aid-
I wish there was more to your progression, I wish-
I wish to.
Oh, Sea of Greed.
I got a plate helmet. Does it look cool?
Oh, it's not for me.
Oh, it's for, um, it's for my queen.
There's your knight's plate helmet. That probably looks so good on her.
Looks like I can't play her because I can't play any of my guys because I'm in a weird
part of the chapter.
Uh, what's the other item I got?
What was this?
Trade goods profit for two hours.
I'm not spending these yet because I don't know, it's two hours long, seems kind of
pointless.
Alright, well.
Cool.
Side quest.
Side quest, I mean.
I still wonder why I can't see this witch yet. I don't know what...
I don't know why the witch can't be seen.
I'm assuming it's main story?
It's worth a lot of money, I might take him.
I'm assuming I can't see this witch because of the main story, but I don't know.
I mean, it could be something in this town.
Oh, I never returned the doll?
Oh my God.
Failure.
I guess I could check the journal to see if there is something for the witch.
I don't think so, though.
Yeah, there isn't.
I just need to figure out why she's not obtainable, I guess.
I don't know why.
And I got your doll, I forgot to turn this question.
What's your PS are we getting in this?
I mean, no DLSS, no nothing?
Probably like 50.
But with all the fancy bells and whistles, 300...
Brokely make a smile again.
All the cats!
This is the very door my god has lost!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
This will put a smile back on her face.
I'm deeply grateful. I shall never forget your kindness.
Aye.
Yes, mate? What?
What? You what, mate?
I like the contribution system. Is that weird?
I think it's cool. It's fun to, like, it doesn't do too much, but I think it's still cool and fun to, like, um...
level up you're like I don't know feels like you're feels like you're a hero of
kivach you know kind of help all the people
normally I'm a big fan of choices and consequences and like choosing your own
adventure being evil being good this game is just like be good to everyone
and I kind of don't mind that because I'm usually always evil but it's kind of
nice to help everyone
most of the fighting arena
i was fighting right is but i'm down
spider
you
and there
I don't have it today
All right, what's this tournament about?
I don't think this is the tournament. Oh wait, that's who am I talking to?
Can I use my gear or is this like a...
I'll find the postcard
I'm so excited for the new fable too.
10 of criminals, serious threat, a reward of 50 will be given to anyone who eliminates the
miscloped owls, the largest faction.
Miscloped owls, huh?
Honestly, I'm down.
I'm down to do a little bit of killing.
I forgot about the cat.
Fuck!
That's okay.
I forgot about the gas.
The flying power just feels so strange in this game, I mean it's all gonna feel a little
strange.
The game's got a lot of different things going on.
Doing that side quest yesterday where I got double dispatch rewards is insane
Our way
I'm addicted I cleaned my room and hopped right on yeah dude I woke up at 6 30
today and I thought about it for a second you know when you like wake up in the
middle of your sleep and you're like debating do you go back to bed or just
start your day it was 6 30 and I was like dude maybe like maybe I start my day
Okay, get on Cribs of Desperation early!
Um, but I did it.
And I think that was the right choice, because I like my sleep.
I'm gonna change my frame, Jen.
You were able to go back to sleep?
I can fall back to sleep quite often.
Yeah.
When I wake up.
These are the owls, huh?
They look cool.
I like their blue.
Very drippy.
Damn!
Fuck!
Where are you going?
Fuck that.
Where are you attacking?
Where are you attacking?
Why isn't that working?
You guys fucking slap ass! I'm not even alive!
Oh, huh. Think big guys?
They're counting on my back.
Now away from me.
Do that day.
Peacefully.
Well, I don't have my dog, my dog, I need my cat.
Maybe the cat won't bug out as much as the dog, you know?
Did I do it?
Well, I don't think this is it.
Wait, where were we?
Oh, I was in the wrong area.
Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
He looks so much better without the Frameden upscale.
Just gotta turn on a few other settings.
It does definitely...
Who the fuck is Jared?
The whole J'quire Jared.
I don't know who Jared is.
Yeah, the game definitely does look better without the upscalers and stuff.
I tried it yesterday. I was just playing around the settings and seeing what it's like
If you could turn down a couple settings to still give you like comfortable FPS
It really is just the ray reconstruction. That's the most ray reconstruction is absolutely like without that
You don't need any upscalers
The second you have ray reconstruction on it's like
I can do it!
kick hell yeah my dog despawn again or is he actually out there my dog despawn
again I think
I'm not sure what to do with this.
I'm just going to keep going.
I'm just going to keep going.
I'm just going to keep going.
I'm just going to keep going.
I'm not sure if I'm gonna get that.
We go?
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I've seen a lot of people play this game, but I've never seen someone play the other two
characters.
Um, I think a lot of people, so what I'm doing is I think just play the one guy, and you
can't actually like look, sometimes when you're, this guy's off on doing some own shit, this
guy's off on doing our own shit, so like, when you're at certain beats of the story,
You just can't play the other people at all.
What was I going to say? I'm saying something I forgot.
Once I'm kind of over this guy, I'll go play the other guys.
This character is like the main story character.
Once you're done with him, you can move on and try other characters.
But the game, I'm going to be honest, the game does the three characters thing really poorly.
They should have thought it through a little bit better.
Half the time you're at a certain point, half the time you're at a certain point in the story
and the other characters don't exist. What? Why are you trying to push me?
Why are these guys pushing me, bro?
Can I turn this Outlaw in right here, I wonder?
Yes.
I feel like I should just do it because I'm right next to her.
Oh, the grindstone, I don't know.
Mr. Bounty Man, I'm just going to take you home, into your roads.
Are you the bounty?
You're not a good boy.
I don't know.
Someone's here, though.
Or maybe they're not.
Find an apprehend outlaws.
Is he nearby or...?
Or maybe they're not.
Find an apprehend that was is he nearby or?
I am not seeing any any baddies.
Rhinos!
You passed them? No, no, no, he's not here.
He's somewhere else.
Or not here at the certain time.
Oh, there he is.
Did I walk by this guy?
I feel like I walked by this guy, what's that bitch?
Like that shit?
I'm not going to stop until there's blood.
No, I don't know, no blood yet.
I'm not stopping until there's blood, hold on.
One more? No no no no no no no no. If you ain't bleeding from your nose, come on.
I don't think there's gonna be blood, but I'll give you one more.
Okay, he doesn't bleed.
Will this game be too overwhelming for a casual player?
Um, I mean you'd play it for the rest of your life
If you like it, I guess
If you like it you're gonna end up playing it for the rest of your life, so
Do what you will with that information because casual means one you're not good at games and two you don't have the time to play games
So yeah
You want to have a game to play for the next like six years?
There you go. Maybe that's what you've always wanted.
I don't know the fastest way to get here.
I wish the game doesn't have to have auto-pathic, but I wish it at least drew a line on the map.
feels very, uh, disengaging to constantly open it
because like, I know it shows like, oh, I'll go that way
but that could, you know, there could be a series of mountains in front of you
and you don't know where the road is
and as being a casual, make you automatically bad at games
that's literally the definition of casual
you don't say you're a casual and you're some fucking God's gift to the screener
When you refer to yourself as a casual, that means you are bad at games.
Because like, to get good at games, I mean, anyone could be good at games.
It's just time.
Right?
So, that's why a casual is the right definition.
I hate that I'm only a proud of this!
Got your prisoner. Wait, this doesn't look right.
Alright, I'll run with him.
I think you always have another skit.
Now Casuals could be good, just not pro.
I just feel like you shouldn't refer to yourself as a Casual if you're pretty damn good at
games.
Because if you're pretty damn good at games you play them a lot and you got a lot of time
for them.
Lock them up.
You know, they'll run out of cells at this rate.
Still, you saved me some trouble.
If you find more scum in the future, bring him here.
That guy was worth 80?
Holy fuck.
Big cash.
I think Tarek was worth 82. No, Tarek was only worth 30.
I kinda wanna die my gear blue after seeing those guys.
Those guys are fucking sick.
The Owl, Owlman, whatever it was.
It wasn't always the champion that he is today.
Well, this guy looks cool.
He looks like me, kind of.
Yeah, that's so.
Fancy seeing you here.
Yeah, I was going to find you through Marius.
You found me fast.
I've been puking around a bit myself.
You think you can take him on?
Yeah, come all this way.
Yeah, come on this way. You stopped by the bump, ain't ya?
Oh, it's not a completely different quest.
Supposedly, what I call Muskin is the standing champion.
That horse, son.
Killing folks is just sport to him.
Vicious bastard, that one.
Me?
Power falls in the strange hands, and the chaos follows.
Bring the bell.
I'm heading out now.
Thanks, lads. See you around.
It's just like what happened in the land.
Well, if it's a Nazi, that's not work.
Does Witcher 4 come out this year?
Or is that next year?
Why not face him and find out?
Alright, it's not the quest I wanted to do.
Where the fuck do I turn in this quest?
Liver the news to the guard.
Oh, okay.
Damn, I should make so much money?
Real fast.
of the
Oh, yeah, oh my god, there's so many question marks. Oh my goodness
There's just there's just so many
I mean, I gotta hit them I gotta hit all the question marks like their Pokemon
Oh no.
JD dealer? Well these dealers can be good sometimes.
Karmic Falls starts to left click repeatedly.
Pencil Falls of energy that pierces and deals damage.
Is this a...
Gupablon Glove? Is this a...
Is this a...
How is this 200?
Holy fuck, ranged weapons of the world, guns, volume 4. Jesus, that's expensive.
This, I think this is a punch build. I think this is for if you're trying to do a melee unarmed build.
Karmic pulse. Okay, cool.
Oh, dude, you forget anything you saw here.
No, shady dealers can be really good.
There's always
Once got you so angry I imagine you've heard of desert melons the best water source in the whole desert
Well, it's thanks to them our village survives
Yeah, some fools will they could run off with not just a couple entire crates of them. I'll find your melons indeed
I have a couple likely sus. How about you help me out? Have a word everyone's lips are sealed whenever I am
I can't go about blind you you can start with the farm owner. He'll know more on the matter
Cat! Oh yeah the cat!
Do I do some detective work first?
The melon crusade!
Yes!
This is one of those quests where you got to do detective work.
They have a lot of these quests.
I don't remember what the last one gave me.
I actually think they're pretty good to do.
They're just tedious.
This is a misunderstanding.
Livestock Fence, facilitate the illicit trade of animals they deal exclusively domestic livestock
cows, goats, sheep, and being a transaction in person events while carrying or riding
an animal you wish to sell.
Curve their name once when animal.
What?
family awaits me I don't know why
livestock black market how have I never seen that before
I wonder if I could ride one of those like um mounts does that count as taming
no probably not I think I have to pick it up who will be our champion today
oh is this a fist fight oh fuck
I'll you must be on arm. Oh fuck mass. I'll be honest. I think
Okay, I think I'm gonna ask the first place, but I'm not prove your mess. I'm down to try. I'm down to try
Huh. You look like you could hold your own.
Oh, fist fights are easier than sword fights? Oh, are they? Are they just scaled weird?
I think I've done one of these before, actually.
And I think they die really fast.
That is cheap.
I feel like I just cheated. Did I just use a... spell?
Fair.
Very cool fistfights. Very cool, very cool.
Yeah, I'm doing it for the challenge.
I'll trade all day.
I'll trade all day.
I'm actually gonna lose in the trades.
I'm actually gonna lose in the trades.
This guy kinda owns it.
I don't know what I could do and what I can't do to get dequeued is the problem.
So I'm not using any combos because I'm worried.
I don't know if there's one more. I'm gonna do one more though.
I don't know what I can and can do in a fist fight, so I don't wanna get dequeued.
You just can't kick?
If I could do this?
That's a nice mouse.
Did I cheat?
Did I not cheat?
Beat the champion! Woohoo!
Oh, did I get a cube for that?
Me cube.
Oh, what's this health PS1 bar? I think it's supposed to look like, um, I think the health bar in those duels is supposed to look like, um, like Tekken, kind of. I think it's like, very cutesy, you know?
What am I just trying?
Trophy? Dude.
Electable? That's what you gave me?
Right.
Alright, well, did I get a cube? I don't think I got a cube either.
I don't know.
Happy silly Saturday!
Oh, is that what we're calling it now? I see. That sounds better than the other one.
There's so many ways to go into these people's fricking...
Come here. Come here.
Literally pirate it if you like it, buy it later. How easy is it to pirate the Novo games or whatever?
I don't know anything about pirating. I'm assuming pretty hard?
the
very easy,
the
is the running from special year after quality is guaranteed
to run and until next time to do a
row was never broke, and I've hired a games when I was like
10
Oh my god, that sounds like so long ago.
First step to refining an Eclipse, get your ass up here.
Jesus Christ.
22 years ago when I was 10, you could go to a store.
I don't know if you guys know this.
I don't know how old you guys are.
But 20 plus years ago, you'd go to a store.
And it'd be like a PC repair shop.
And then they would just have every game in the world
for like $3.
It doesn't matter what the game is.
It could be the newest game ever, it would just be like three bucks.
If you'd go in, they'd give you a little CD, that would be like...
They'd have no design on it, it would just be a...
Look like a blank CD to be honest.
And then you load it up and there's your game.
Something tells me you can't do that anymore.
Three hundred?!
This is a three hundred, bro!
I think I want to get $300. I bet you if I win in these 300s, I fucking make out like a bandit, bro.
300 is a huge buy-in.
I'd have to win, though.
Bit of a problem.
I made my first 6k here.
apparently you can still lend games at libraries
uh i don't know what that means lend games like borrow like a book
I
Mean all these question marks just cuz
They might be test the horror that's master
I want to level up this quote because I think it looks cool.
I have so many cloth pieces.
What the fuck?
I have no fleece, apparently.
Holy shit.
I'm still not leveling up my armor because I think it's shit.
Or I don't like the way it looks.
Let me forge you a blade, fifth righteousness.
and this trophy sells for 60.
I can read it, okay.
Wait, I almost have enough money to do the gamba.
Little save scum gamba?
Sit! Make yourself, um...
Oh, that's my bag.
I almost have max inventory space.
I'm getting there.
Oh, let's go, um, let's go, um, up here.
You got up here still?
Oh, there he is! You're gonna be my friend.
You're gonna be my friend.
you're a good kitty you're a good kitty as you are as you are you're the greatest kitty in the world
yeah maybe my friend forever one more little pet
how sweet and now you're mine yes
71 you see this look look look
petting it I can't it's too dark it's too dark I know I'm petting them it's too
dark yeah I think you gonna put them taking a mid yeah oh here oh
We're coming up for some scene pictures.
Quick look, quick look, quick look here.
I'm here.
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Oh.
Where am I?
Oh.
How much is that 35?
Huh?
I'm like, yo, you gotta have.
Wait, it's actually solid.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I got a patchy cat now.
Oh my god, it's so dark.
It's always dark whenever I want to see something cool.
Alright, um, I'm getting distracted.
Let's not get distracted here.
Um, inventory or journal?
Action.
Owling it, dude.
It's only 28%?! This camp is gonna take 8 years!
Hold on, let me go back to base and sleep so it speeds up my month.
Crazy.
A cat's looking at the stream, oh, because he can hear the meow.
My sleep's been broken, I haven't been able to pass time at all.
It's unfortunate because I hate nighttime, so I get to sleep it away.
All my animals are here at the camp.
Hey, control yourselves.
Alright, what's the percent now?
Percent's that.
42%.
Wow, this takes a long time to make.
Holy shit.
The shop isn't reset, right?
Holy shit, this reset's often.
Hi.
There it is.
well. There it is. All my weapons are 9 until I get scales. I could get another weapon of
the same type, bring it up to 9, combine the two, get a 10, and then skip the scale part.
That sounds kind of fun. Oh, actually I have too much tax speed because I upgraded my rings
and stuff so I need to swap attack speed out for something else. I might swap it out for
composure. You're at per. The axe is your main weapons? Yeah, I used two of them. These
weapons are, in my opinion, extremely good. I haven't found anything better yet.
their their base is 1-1 crit attack speed and then at 10 it's 1-2 which is pretty
much this game's similar buckets right like you could find an item that's 1
crit 1 attack speed or you could find an item that's 2 crit or an item that's 2
attack speed one handers that is and then two handers is a little different
because two handers can go 3 crit or 3 attack speed or 1 crit 2 attack
speed so like I haven't seen a one like I haven't seen a one-hander that has a
higher base bucket than two there might be one I don't know I haven't found one
I'm sure there's one somewhere there's one there's probably one somewhere maybe
through the main story or something who knows well mess warrior
All right.
All right.
I see.
Ah!
Let me replace something.
Just put a gear somewhere else.
You mean...
New camp time. Not there yet, but... get in there.
Um...
So...
I think what I should do here.
Um...
Hmm, I'll get to try this, actually.
I'll get try this actually I want to try this I want to see if it's any good
I didn't know I had these school you dodge I guess it on fire and did not
know I had those fun I'm really trying to get fire because I want to use
volcanic eruption but I just I I don't know where to get the
emument I know it's in the abyss somewhere I've gone through so many
spires and I don't know and I don't know what it is I've done so many spires I've
done spire frost spire stars spire fucking I mean all I swear I've done
them all puzzle-wise and I don't I don't have it
What about here? Oh.
You clear all the objectives in the crimson town?
Crimson town? Like the Crimson Nightmare?
You'll find what you seek here.
I have been waiting for you.
I want to try stamina siphon. I want to see if it's a meaningful amount of stamina or
if it's just ass. A spirit siphon's not bad, so the stamina
one might be okay too uh all right is there an easier way to look at the
quest on your map or do you just have to hover them like this you know what I'm saying
and you can do quests but
I think it might be time for the main. I'll be honest with you, it might be time for the main journal.
I mean, not really, you know.
I wish I, I wish the log looked like, like I wish over here, you know how you see all these quests and you hover over them and it tells you.
I wish I just had this left-hand side active at all times so I could see what is where
How we unlock the barber it's for a camp quest do all your camp quests and you'll get them eventually
All right
All right, all right, all right, I'm trying to think do I do a side quest or do I?
I'm going to do this because it kind of looks like a witch symbol.
Am I out of copies of this game sold to Diabolco?
I would, you know, you would think it would sell more with how many people are playing
it, but it just shows that the people that are playing it are really, really enjoying
it.
With how many people are like, this game is averaging every day, you would think
it's sold like, 10 million, because there's not a big drop or anything, but I think
It's just the people that are gaming.
Don't get me wrong, three million dollars or three million sales is still insane, but for some reason I would have expected more.
I don't know why.
I would have expected like, I don't know, six.
Seven?
I mean, eventually it'll have ten million copies sold, I think.
That's like the beauty of a single-player game, it's like...
A multiplayer game has one chance to sell, and it's launch, and then after that, very
rarely do people come in later.
Like if the game is good enough, it provides meaningful updates, they will.
But when single-player games, sales happen, and then they just keep buying them over
and over and over again.
What's up, party people?
That's liberating.
Straight explosive barrel wagon.
Who dat?
That's a close barrel wagon.
Holy shit, she hurts.
I don't know where her health is, but it's okay.
Okay, her thing, lady.
I do wonder why their health bars disappear sometimes.
Where'd they go?
Hey respond wait that was actually tech as fuck and dying was tech as fuck now these guys are back
Where the ex-Wilzebarrow?
Close to...
Over there somewhere.
I'm assuming this is a boss fight that's not actually here.
It's a boss fight.
Like, you'll do a little bit of damage and she'll TP away, but let's see.
I see a wagon.
Do you?
I'm sure she's gonna disappear.
Damn!
She came from the sky!
That was sick!
Damn!
Oh, damn!
She's gone. Okay.
Well, I thought... I need to really upgrade my armor.
I might just take the L and just use this armor forever because, like, I could feel...
I could feel how much they're hitting me because I don't have defense, because my armor is like level three.
I just I think I'm just gonna have to take the you know
Since it's an explosive barrel I probably shouldn't have made it
We burn it
If you almost three shot you yeah I know it's because I don't have defense it's because I I've been I've been patiently like waiting to find
find like an armor that I really really think looks cool but I'm just not finding
it so I'm just gonna have to upgrade what I got and call it a day. My defense is
too low.
And then yeah you're right I can just upgrade the armor later it's not that
big a deal. Like you get so many materials from these vendors respawning.
The vendors like respawn and they sell you like a bazillion copper and bloodstone and all that
Which is, I think what you need for upgrades
Flamer
Please, spare me
Anyone!
Please!
Do I need to untie you guys or?
Please, spare me
I don't need to untie him
I probably should though, but
Is that the right way?
You can walk over them, do one tie them? Walk over? Like through them? Like this? Oh shit!
Did that count though? I didn't count his rep though. I didn't get any of the rep for
that interesting well it's tech but it's
reckless tech
accounts why didn't it pop up
alright we're gonna participate in an arena match
wait hold on that boss that the boss might be in there there's a question
Hold on, that boss that was an almost fucking three-shot me?
He might be in there.
Week two drops are on, Mike.
Wait, this game has different drops?
Hold on.
There's different drops?
Week two droppies?
Hold on.
Watch to earn drops for you, details.
Oh yeah! Horse drops! What the- Yo!
Rude!
There's horse droppies.
Oh, they started a couple days ago.
What the fuck is this, this is not, it's not the same place I wanted to go, but whatever.
I'm here now.
Oh, this is like a city?
What's up, what's up here?
Look, I'm like, there's probably a cube up there, so it's time to fly.
Hey, chest.
Not for my character, but damn that looks cool.
Ah, I think that's for the girly.
Wow, that looks really cool.
Crazy.
Everything that I've gotten has been for the other characters.
Where's the question mark here?
Oh.
I have to get in this building somehow.
now.
The inside?
of
the
fact that
I swear I saw a symbol here.
I don't know if I'm looking for...
What the...
I don't hear a cat because I have a kitty.
I swear I saw... something glowing here.
I feel like Batman.
It's there!
It's inside that building.
I'll break this shit.
No I'm not, I'm bringing the ship, no I'm not, all I want in there, it's probably just
a cube but I want in.
Somehow, oh, I'm in!
of
take a question for
the blood
of a male of
that
some where
in this building
all this for a damn cube
I'm not seeing any form of an entrance.
I don't know.
I have no clue how to get in there.
I don't know if it's like some...
Like, go through one building into another building kind of angle.
I mean, there's very clearly ladders placed everywhere for something, I would imagine.
Been in the air.
Wait, have I been in here?
Yeah, right?
Yeah.
Holy shit, I'm fucking confused.
I'm not strong enough, maybe I can go higher, hold on.
What?
That's insane.
I guess that makes sense.
There was the hole here, which was the clear entrance.
That's crazy.
Insert.
Oh.
Okay.
So it's a cube, and I need two things.
that's crazy
insert
okay so it's a cube and i need two things
what things
don't know
i can't have
i came in here for nothing
that's fine
If I find two, I don't know, daggers or something.
I don't know if they're gonna be in this area or not.
Oh, there's another tower.
Maybe?
I could do the same thing to this one?
I think you have to hit it from the top.
two
I hit it right here. Is this gonna count?
Please don't walk off.
I don't know if correcting these towers does... Wait, the train actually is at a tru- uh, uh, a little trade stop.
You know, I don't think correcting these towers does anything. I want- definitely that one was important, but I don't know if this one's important for anything.
Oh, my god.
I don't know.
Cool.
That's not what I was here for.
I wanted to see if there was a boss in there.
Do I know Rensent? I don't know Rensent.
Destroy the bomb wagon.
the bomb wagon
how to threat that hot to go like that
try the bomb wagon
tell me what you've got
oh you've got more
Oh, you're done for.
Don't be foolish, go!
I'll kill you!
I had a resum in my pet.
Modder suffix that. Ace app. Oh I see, I think the Restore stamina is just like Restore Spirit.
I think it's on kill, which is not as useful.
of
the
of
the
I'm just, shoot, this?
Is this a fucking wagon?
I am not seeing no bomb wagon.
I'm with the horse now, it's not that.
What the f**king bombwagon are we talking about?
Is it this?
This was all the way over there and then it came up to here.
Is it?
It might be.
Doesn't make any sense.
I don't know.
It might be.
Doesn't make any sense.
I don't know if it is.
Oh, is it?
Is it working?
Is it working?
I think.
That's interesting, because that was all the way over there, and it just slowly walked up here, so I thought it was just a normal, like, carrier.
That's so bizarre.
Oh, that's not it.
Okay.
Alright, back to square one.
Oh, it is it.
I would have never expected, I would never in a million years would I have assumed that
that was it.
What's up homies?
You got a boss in here or no?
I have a chest in there.
What's in here? Probably more loot for a knock lift. Garn it? Oh is that one of the stolen
items.
They're all excited.
Oh my god, I dodged the rocket.
And I blew my silver.
Classic.
classic barrels.
Do you permanently have a dragon mount?
No, it's 15 minutes every 15 minutes every 15 minutes every 50 minutes.
You can get them on for no timer.
Yeah, that kind of defeats the purpose.
It's like getting a mod for Dragon's Dog, but at infinitely fast travel, you know?
Kind of like...
Kind of like, not funny.
Or like, getting a stamina mod.
Like, the point is you're supposed to...
You're supposed to be, like...
A little restricted.
I think I should despawn in a second.
Oh, they don't despawn?
Okay
I think I'm a chapter 9 I still haven't done a single quest on chapter 9
Okay, she does a lot of damage and she just gets a free hit right off the rip that's really cool
It's really fun that boss is really fun. That boss is gonna do that, you know
Really
Really fair
Well now
No bar blue bar blue bar blue bar blue bar blue bar
Let's forget thrown around face
I'm hiding in here. What are you gonna do about that?
Oh, okay. I guess you'll reset the fight.
Blue bar, blue bar, blue bar! Man of the...
even has blue bars. Tell us fuck fuckin' blue bars, let's go again!
Is that your safe word?
Yes, blue bar.
That's my safe word.
You can't burn that.
Who part is that you're saying for?
No nothing John Snow. Blue bar. Nope, no blue bar.
She didn't blue bar this time, which is weird.
new armor.
Does it look cool?
Not particularly.
up
up
bro still a bird yeah man I'm still a bird so what's the quest for one of the side characters
over here
of
the
Oh, shit, my character fucking slammed into the wall.
Oh, that's good.
At least the boss has been dealt with.
all
Holy fuck that was funny
Oh she gave me her head piece too
Yeah.
For this?
That's cool.
Using the restroom real quick.
I'll go in the window.
What?
Oh, did you guys actually see a dog somewhere?
Wait, where?
He's lying to me.
Flip it.
Like outside?
I don't believe you, I don't believe you.
You still play after main quests are completed?
Yeah, honestly, I think there's two ways I think that you could play it.
You could rush the main quest and just get it done so that the whole game is accessible
to you.
Or you do the main quest, liberate the area, do all of the side quests in that
area and then go to the next one and then liberate again to go to the next one
that seems like a pretty good way of playing it
the way you can do only mid-questal hurt like hell I mean I mean that you got to
do some other side shit too like you know you still got to like upgrade your
gear and whatever but
Is this another melee thing using any weapons or textiles that violates the
Oh my god, I think it's a melee thing
Who will be our champion today
Okay
Wait, it's like a whole thing
You're lucky to fight me
I'll kill you quick
I'm doing the quest or am I just fighting?
Oh, I love dude, these guys look sick, the owl guys.
Wait, that helmet is badass!
Can I parry when I do this?
I reckon my cry won't work.
I'll free-fight a fucking animal with my fist.
Oh fuck.
Come on.
I'm not fighting six men, am I?
Oh, shit.
Oh, this guy looks like he's about to twist my nipples.
Oh, this guy's gonna beat my ass.
You think a few easy bitches makes you worthy?
Oh
My god
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Damn.
Yeah.
What's he doing?
What's he doing?
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Oh!
Damn!
That was cool!
Very tech in life.
Oh, no.
Well, it was a good fight.
Honestly, kinda close.
What am I doing?
What do I want?
How did I do a combo?
Hell yeah.
That guy was cool.
Combat God's Plate Gloves.
Oh, it's another...
another unarmed build situation
You can do full monk build in this game.
This seems really good, relentless.
Damage increase with consecutive attacks seems really strong.
The gloves are a lightning affinity though.
Don't really know what that means.
Oh, it's this.
Those are probably really good if you're doing an unarmed build.
These are probably sweet.
Sweet pair of gloves.
Where are they?
Looks sick.
Wow.
That's pretty cool.
Huh.
Yeah.
Neat.
And they do like natty lightning down.
That's pretty cool.
Well, fuck you!
Am I talking to her here?
Um...
What's going on here?
My game tweaking?
What the fuck's happening?
I think I need to leave.
Hold on.
need to reset this arena. I should have squeaked.
Any chance we get that good looking frost curse armorset that I already have it?
Really good for the ice biome though. Really nice.
I want to find the the heat one. The heat one looks cool too.
Hey.
You're gonna have the crow cloak?
I don't know what that is, no.
Dude, there's so many items in this game.
Really hard to get them all.
Let's see if I can sleep again for my camp
Oh, this is gonna make it 1am, it's gonna be fucking pitch black, but whatever.
Gotta do what you gotta do.
Gotta do what you gotta do.
Hopefully this is enough to finish the howling expansion.
I'm so obsessed with upgrading the camp, the howling hill.
I just, I don't know, I'm, I prio that over anything.
I wanna see if it like turns into a castle.
Or if it's just like a really cool camp.
I mean the camp is already fucking huge.
Watch yourself!
So now my quest is at 86%
percent holy it's still going okay
nighttime time to do puzzles
oh yeah i want to put this uh the repeatedly thing
into my gear somewhere
Change this bird head Mr. Shroud, I'd- I'd- there's nothing else that looks cool.
Everything else looks lame.
The bird head looks the coolest.
I haven't seen anything else that actually looks cool.
Oh, hell he adds dark as hell.
I don't understand.
How do I have...
Oh, wait.
Uh, hold on.
I'm looking at something.
Four?
I see.
Yes, I have exactly 15.
I have been waiting for you.
Stratx, oh jeez, um...
Back to you.
We'll see if this is good.
Bad.
I don't know how I'm gonna know. There's no way of knowing. There's no damage numbers or anything, so there's no way of knowing if something is actually good or bad or what.
and my inventory is full again. Classic!
What do I do now? Main? Side?
What is this?
This will probably be a boss.
Go to bosses
Do the work is when you're trying to move I'm going in your mouth
Oh
Just me that has a problem. Oh good. I might be the only one
What?
That is a cool puzzle?
It looks like a puzzle to me.
Oh my god.
Oh shit.
What could the puzzle be?
Why are these two blowing?
You can't turn that one, you can only turn from the other face, and I can just one turn.
Okay, you can't turn all of them.
Turn this one.
Holy fuck, I can't see.
That has always happened.
I don't always end up in a puzzle at night.
Can I turn this one?
No.
Can I turn this one?
No.
I can't turn all of them, I'm just following them, no I can't turn all of them, can't turn
that one.
This one I can turn, I think.
there's so many
oh my god
and there's some red shit down here
of
this might not be worth my time for a cube
I
Where the hell am I?
I mean it's either they're all gonna be one and two are gonna be different I guess but
that's gonna be so much work.
Oh wait it changed.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I see.
Ohhhh, I see.
Okay.
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck my ass.
Okay.
This one needs to change.
Dang.
And that should be glowing.
Yeah.
This is...
Okay, this won't take that long, but like, kind of.
Okay, so I need to change these three.
That should be going now.
And then there's one to the right, one to the left of that one, one to the left of that
one, in front of the one to the right, in front of the one to the left.
And then I think I'm done.
Wait, it's not this one, right?
Is this one?
Hey, where's that one?
Oh, it was that one.
Okay, so in front of that one, and then in front of the one to the left.
Okay.
Um.
Um.
In front of this one, but not this one, uh, is it this one?
Oh, fuck, the mic, no, no, no, I think it's, I think it's this one.
And then the last one should be not that...
I can't see.
If that one's that one, I hit that one, I hit this one, which is right there, then to
the left, and then these two.
It's gotta be this one.
Let me just climb up in it, and then the next one should be ahead.
What are you doing?
and
then this one should be more out here
of
this one
, as soon as this
There's one
That one one left
Think I went too far
That one?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Where the fuck am I?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This game makes me fucking useless.
This just makes me nauseous, dude.
Wish I could zoom out more.
I want to play with my character like a little ant.
Fuck!
I fucked it up.
Ah, fuck.
Okay, so that one that I hit, I fucked up.
This one, this one I fucked up and the other one's going to be like over there somewhere.
of the
of
the
of the
of the
of
Holy holy holy moly's.
Okay, gonna be like here somewhere.
This looks right.
This looks right.
Yeah.
All right.
Oh my God.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Yeah, don't be afraid, I saw puzzles here.
Now I know this game is rough to watch with the camera angles and shit, but hey, imagine
playing it. Imagine navigating this. Could be worse. You know? Could be worse.
huge. Dude, that puzzle took, I think, four hours in game time.
The trick here probably looks good like nice armor and weapons, well...
It's hard to say that because everything in this game that you get is the same, so they
They would have had to first design different stuff.
Even need of his artifacts anymore?
Technically yes, so once I do the main story I'll unlock all my...
I've spent 116 cubes on my character, but I'm maxed out on stamina, health, and spirit
until I...
Assuming do the main?
And it's a lot. Look, one level of stamina is five cubes. So you need an insane amount of cubes.
I mean, I guess I'll clear these guys for good.
I see the combo, the combo's until you...
to get hit on the right hand side. Interesting.
Now I know how it works.
They're not so great while they're darker.
As he finishes the story, no.
Close-ish, I guess not really, well, I don't know.
The story goes pretty fast if you focus it.
Next is Mota's reshade for this game to make it better.
Have you looked at it?
No, I don't use reshade.
I don't ever use reshade.
I don't ever trust that shit.
Tomorrow, the sand watcher.
I'm assuming there's going to be a boss in here.
This guy was? Last time?
No.
Oh my god, this area is awful.
Truly awful.
Oh my goodness.
This is gonna be... gonna be kind of... a little bit awkward, but that's alright.
Not just a little bit awkward, very awkward.
Yay.
I think I should kill all the ones that are easy on the ground for points.
All of these guys should be fairly easy.
come on man, you're the worst.
Yeah, I haven't done the main story in two days, I've just been doing side shit.
I will say main story is by far the best of the game.
I know everyone memes on it because the story's bad or whatever, but like, it may sound like it's not like that bad.
Crimson Soul Cave.
Every single one of these items did not jump.
Can I pet pick him up? Cause I can't.
My buggy ass pet.
See if the pet can pick it up through the wall.
Oh, if that picks it up.
But yeah, the story, the main story is definitely the most interesting in the game.
Like, doing all the side stuff and all the exploration is good.
But, I really think the main story is fun.
You go in, you do a couple missions, help a couple people out,
go in and you liberate a whole area and kill like hundreds of dudes.
I think it's quite fun.
The crazy part about this game is how many fucking artifact cubes you need.
You need so many cubes.
Oh my god, like maxing a skill tree.
It's a lot.
a lot.
60%... fully...
Places are up.
There's a lot of good gear.
There's a combo hit counter now.
It's a...
I have a...
A base gear.
That makes me do more damage per combo.
the
the not for stab with the acts
of the
if I want to do like aerial like
Dovers, I need a swap weapon.
I don't know if that means I am missing the quad.
I don't know.
I'm blinding my combos, bad ass.
It is really cool.
I've found the Desert Witch.
Yeah, but I can't trigger her.
But I don't know if that means I am missing the quest or the main quest or not.
She's not at her... at her... lair.
At her hut?
At her hut?
Where do witches hang out?
Huts!
Oh!
What's up?
Don't shoot me, don't shoot me, don't shoot me. Oh, thank God.
This is so awful.
No, man. Come on.
Just make it easy for me, please. Treat the main character right.
of
of the
view
of the
rod
One room! Don't be boring when I kick you!
I really need that ability to pull and teleport the people out and make my life so much easier here.
You can pull people with the hand thing and you can teleport to them, which makes it a
lot easier.
In this exact scenario, I don't have that skill.
I never needed it, but this is a perfect moment for it, because the elevation is so
awkward.
I'll let her get in here.
Was that worth it?
I don't know.
I'm a quest.
Forrest!
Goblin Sheep.
They restored to this town.
God, help us!
Where'd you get those axes? I just bought them from a vendor after liberating one of the camps.
Somewhere on the far right side of the map.
How'd you manage to come this far? The area's crawling with bandits.
You must be quite the warrior.
You're right.
I'm... me... Water...
I promise I'll get you some, just...
Forgive me, as you can see we're in no state to receive visitors.
But... you look to be a skilled swordsman.
Might I beg a favor?
Bandits have fell the village well and plundered our stores
First and hunger are tormenting us all
Please drive them off and cleanse the well
Oh my god
I have to clean solar panels, beat the queen, bismuth, or backcrab.
Oh my god.
Okay.
I can do this.
That crab is going to be annoying.
I already know it.
I know there's a question mark here, but I was gonna say I can't be asked to find it,
I guess, I'll guess.
What's weird is that it's not in...
I don't know if that is the same thing.
This tower?
I don't think that...
I don't...
Nope, there's something else.
Something else is on there.
Oh, the very top, I see.
I need to do the stab tech.
I need to do the stab tech
Like controlling a boat. Oh, it's a puzzle. It's a puzzle
Wow. Another one of these. Where you have to put something in the hole. It's like the
other cube that I saw. Okay, so you're clearly going to have an item that fits in every pole.
I don't think I could go up there. I think that looks like it's a spire. Usually spires
main quest related. I'll ignore that for now.
There's a sword, there's a sword, show puzzles, a default weapon, or do you have to find it? No, it's just an ability.
I don't know why that happened by the way. It's just, you're supposed to have
like a little parachute and like you glide into a bird at the end but
The 5-6s don't work
Which might tune in there's a puzzle. I mean this game has hundreds of puzzles hundreds
It's honestly how many shit there's probably like 500 puzzles
There's a lot
It's this game really is like Zelda for adults not saying Zelda is not an adult game
But you know what I mean? That's like a little bit more kid-friendly
You know this game is kind of like Zelda
You're kind of just exploring random shit for no real reason
You're just doing it
Okay, so we fought a boss like this before and it was very slow.
This one looks like it's gonna be a little harder because of this
ailment bullshit that they do
Oh wait it's done. Oh
of the
of the
of the
of the three stars
who doesn't heal in this fight? no it heals. i just...
No, whatever. Sometimes it's restart.
Holy fuck.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, boom.
I think I can punch these rocks.
Nope.
That was worth a shot.
What's up, bitch?
Oh my god, myself.
What do you miss?
Yes!
What's that happenin' here?
I
Got zebris up zebris up
Oh that's right! You can one shot. Yeah that's right, that's right, that's right.
You can one shot when he's this low. I forgot the other crab.
The other crab, like, you get him here and then you just break it.
Yep, thank you for reminding me. I also would have taken a minute or two longer. I forgot.
The fast traveling room somewhere?
Let me go get it, I'll try.
I want the imbue fire so badly.
This fire is so much cooler than the lightning.
Oh, I didn't get it.
Oh, it's a kiwi!
The world's deadliest bird.
No, I know you get it from the Abyss.
I just don't think I'm progressed far enough in the story to get it.
I've went through all of my old spires and I went through to the end and it keeps saying
you cannot progress, you cannot progress, so.
Yeah.
Weep dust off the solar panels with a broom.
Brother, you think I carry a broom with me?
There's no, there better be a broom up here.
Oh, there is.
Have to steal it, of course they do.
They should just get rid of the steel mechanic.
It's a hard little delete.
Don't really make much sense.
That's not right.
Uh, this will work out?
Work, work.
Why does it keep snapping away?
Is that clean enough?
Yeah, it's probably clean enough.
See, you don't just clean a chimney, guys.
You also clean solar panels.
Not used for just one thing.
Used for multiple things.
Now you can steal good weapons and see if shields.
Yeah, but you could just pick them up, too.
There's no point of it.
You actually had solar panels back then.
Is that a stupid question?
I mean I guess they couldn't have solar panels, but they could have used solar as like a weapon,
right?
really really bright reflections into the enemy's eyes reflect the sun in war I
wouldn't be surprised if they did that
Because the chief
of
I am enjoying it but I would never tell like my homey's like yo you should purchase this
you for a long, long time.
Unfortunately, some of my homies purchased this game because of me and I think they can't refund it anymore.
They should have just asked.
They should have just asked.
Price too high for gameplay or just doesn't feel great?
I mean it's just a little high for what the game actually is.
You know?
You people all look alike.
Oh okay.
Why is there no one here?
There's a question mark.
There's no one.
Where?
Heard.
Derek literally said the same exact thing.
I mean yeah, it's weird.
It's weird, I don't know. The game is...
Uh, I don't know.
It's good. Like, it is good, it is.
But yeah, I just wouldn't recommend it.
I don't know, I know that doesn't make any sense.
Gustav Musket Shadow Contract.
Yeah, I know that doesn't make any sense, but yeah, that's just how I feel about it.
Was Resident Evil 9 worth it for the 12 hours gameplay is the real question.
Isn't that game like way longer than 12 hours?
There's an evil knife, is that good news?
It's only like 10 hours long?
What? Every single person I've seen play it. It's played it so much longer than that.
You rush it, it could be like 6 to 10 hours.
I feel like I played it for like 8 hours and got nowhere.
Oh fuck, this is gonna be a grind.
I'm gonna just try to rush the boss
and see what happens
I still have to pay to the camp, but I'll just rush the boss for the vibes
Wait, is there a boss to rush?
Oh yeah, there's
Samara
Whoa, she's got a fucking sniper!
That's it!
Oh my god, she does a lot of damage.
Oh my god, she does a lot of damage.
Holy fucking balls.
This is perfect.
I usually like to, this is way better.
You like to die, and then restart, and then it puts you in a nice...
I mean, I'm talking about a boss fight, it puts you in a better spot when you die and respawn.
I don't know why, the positioning is just better.
And like position is you nice nice and close ish
She's got a fucking bazooka gun things sick
She definitely does teleport
Holy bazooka gun
Yeah, she does teleport as they all do oh shit
I
Gotta come up there you're gonna come back down
do your thing queen, let's sit right here, you do your thing, do your thing, you good?
I love how they spit around and then they end up in the middle every time.
Unk Ball said the boss battles in this game were designed awfully.
I don't know who Unk Ball is, but he's not wrong.
OOK BALL.
Little musket. I wonder if it has the same...
I was gonna say I wonder if I could do the same thing that she can do, but that's not how that would work.
OOK BALL.
I like that name.
I'm now gonna kill all the enemies for the vibes.
And I think a cube... Oh, I got a shadow contract, yeah?
What does that mean?
Cannot be caught when stealing one minute.
of the
very cool of the
very cool
of
the loss of
Oh, umkeball's a parry god, he's on you too, oh, I see, oh is he like an Elden Ring guy?
He's a speedrunner?
Oh, umkeball, I like his name.
I mean the bosses are very poorly designed, they do look cool though, some of the
The boss fights are really cool looking, um, they, I do give them a, I do give them a,
an extra point for trying, they're not like, they're not like super copy and pasted besides
them all teleporting I guess, but.
I think I really believe that every boss is on the verge of something really good.
They just add a mechanic or two that is unnecessary that if they just delete it, the boss
That's quite good to sit.
I'm all fuckin' cyber-events.
Canceling me out of my animation.
What a leave my stamina so fried, it's like, oh my god.
Come on.
I've been exploring this area pretty aggressively because I'm trying to find
the scorched flame chest piece, but I just can't. I don't know which boss does this.
I don't know where you find it.
I want it.
Don't know it though.
I do enable the Commomator, it's a gem I have in my gear.
My allergic to F3? Oh, to heal? Yeah. No, I just, uh, I don't really need to heal.
dying is better. Like dying right now would actually be a decent scenario because if I
die my percentage of this area will still be low but the monster will respawn which enables
I need to clear it faster.
So dying would be a good thing right now.
How are you guys?
Okay, they're...
I mean the damage?
Okay, yeah.
Oh, I give it a...
Oh, they're...
Well, these guys don't count.
about the nice armor that came unfortunately was the broken type dude I've seen so many
cool like cool tips of armor and it's always broken some of the coolest armor is broken
unfortunately. These guys count. I'll just keep waiting for these threes to spawn in.
Oh wait a bunch of them just spawned on. Oh shit, hell yeah. What's up, homies?
What's up, Ben? Ben. Ben.
Nice.
I actually think this game is better on, uh, mouse keyboard.
I actually think everyone was baited hard into playing it on controller.
I think they were baited extremely hard into playing it on controller.
I think moving around, like moving your character is better on controller, but everything else
is better on mouse and keyboard because you can keymap.
But if you could keymap in this game on controller then I think it would be better.
But you just don't have that functionality, they don't let you change keybinds.
Which is a really really bad problem because you use like, on controller doing like four
actions is the same button.
So if you slightly press something, like your joystick or whatever, you'll just do fucking
weird, you'll just do weird things.
It's not chill.
I would not recommend this game on controller until the key map.
Map key, map, map, map quest.
I don't remember.
Am I allowed to go here or is this the dark shit that fills me?
Hold on, let me take a peek.
I don't remember if this was the zone that I couldn't go into because it was like dark
and it like killed me.
What's up?
What's up my goats?
Are those these things called antelopes?
A lizard?
A gazelle? Oh.
What the fuck's an antelope?
Is that a fruit?
Oh, it's lean meat.
You killed children in this game?
No, man.
It's like against the Geneva Convention and shit, right?
Nobody does that.
If you have that in your game, you will literally be sued to oblivion.
You will lose your company.
You can't hit the Sims.
I mean, uh, can't you not, not really? I mean, you could like put Sims in a box and make him go crazy.
I mean, I guess that maybe that's worse.
Yeah, that's worse.
I don't, I don't have much time left.
What's going on?
It was, it was the Sanfang Marauders.
Yeah, you guys in another Geneva convention have a video game pause, it does, you know.
Aye!
I love this area. The desert's sick.
Pretty sure you could put your baby in the microwave in Sims, no bro, what?
Hello?
What the hell would you do?
You're not.
Are you joking?
Are you serious?
There's no way.
Do you think that's a real thing?
There's no way you think that's a real thing.
More farmers ought to hear about this fruit that thrives, you know.
What does this game need for you to recommend it?
What do- oh.
tell me the bandit's got to the sale um yes a sale and i mean the things that's the things
that the game has that are problems are not really fixable you know so just a sale really
i think the game's good but what's the problems that it has has are not fixed already lost several
like two based into the game this desert isn't safe for anyone i not until those wolf riding
Boston's are gone. Boston's. Have a good day!
No, it's another one of the detective missions. What did I- what quest did I just get? It wasn't this one.
It wasn't this one.
I don't know.
I don't think he gave me a follow-up quest.
I'll accept this guy's quest even though I'm not going to do it right now.
no deals off the table if the money's what can no one's bound to deal with me
except this guy's quest he's gonna tell me what's all the commotion about I can
do some detective work you're a walking side great man it's quite a mess we're
tangled in there's been a theft within the merchant guild the theft you say
they made off with some rather important goods you know exactly what
was taken. A chest of gold and several contracts are unaccounted for. Naturally, those items
are crucial for the guild's dealings. Without any clues, this mystery is gnawing us. Could
you help us? Alright.
I'll give him a shot at another 48 hours of gameplay before he puts us down and never
touches it again. I hope so. That is a single player way, you know? I certainly
hope so. I feel like you did quite good. You got a hundred hours of a game.
My old cap of playing a single player game was about 30-40 hours, but my new
cap of playing in single player games about a hundred before I'm like all right
I want to go shoot somebody in the head
I don't dude I don't know what quest that was
ever gone
aren't you more than a hundred hours in no not yet
I think about about 70 hours in
It's fine, Tor. Take a look at what's come in today. Grateful for your business, as always.
This is the detective quest, right? Maybe it'll be a fast one, I'll see.
Are you the branchmaster, Rashim? Yes. What business do you have with me?
Well, I've heard about the theft at the guild.
Ah, so you've spoken with the captain of the guard.
Goods have been taken from one of our strongboxes.
But there were no signs of anyone trying to force their way in.
So, I presume whoever it was must have had a key.
Is there someone entrusted with the key?
Yes, Mahmood holds it in his care.
He's been a trusted friend for many years.
The truth must be found, I suppose.
My favorite part was when Shroud pushed 20 random civilians.
Wait, what?
I didn't do the hat, no.
No.
Alright, we're not gonna do this quest yet, this talking quest.
This talking shenanigans.
I mean, I guess I could try it.
Let's see if this quest is the one in the dark zone.
Oh!
I forgot about my town upgrade!
You think it's done?
I totally forgot about it!
It might actually be done.
I mean, for sure it's done.
It's been fucking good that 86% last night.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is done.
Hold on.
Jesus Christ.
That's huge.
Level 100 camp.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Hold on.
Jeez, press, that's huge.
Level 100 camp, woohoo!
Wait, where's the...
Wait, what? Nothing happened? I just like progressed it and it didn't like, it didn't trigger anything cool, it didn't give me like a cool cutscene or...
I'll see that everyone's well looked after.
Nothing?
Oh man, I thought something would happen, but no, nothing. I just made it bigger.
I guess I'll reconstruct Pailun if I have the money
Put them to the test
Pailun, Pailun, Pailun, Pailun, Pailun, Pailun, Pailun, Pailun, Pailun
Pailun
Only 10k, okay
53 hours. I don't know what I do in Payloon when I do this, but...
Remember, there's no mission in this world to have turned down.
Oh my God, my inventory is so full. Alright, here we go. Time to...manage...managements.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
I'll tab real quick.
Holy fuck.
How long this other bullshit?
That way, that way.
Dude, my storage is full.
Oh no!
Oh no.
Oh it's because of this shit.
Okay we need to...
We need help.
We need fuck me oh
Yeah, I had all these tomatoes that I was gonna turn into meals and
I have all these meals that I need to eat
Yeah, I'm gonna bring out all these meals and I need to I need to hit the F3 button. I should plow all this shit
All these fucking meals
All right
You could fatten the camp's funds through a bit of trading.
Um...
Take the shirt.
Thank you.
I'll keep...once you have another load of trade here, bring them right to me.
The man's gear can be your saving grace.
Don't raise downfall.
Be gone.
That's cool.
It's like a special shield.
I'll keep that one.
Wow.
Yeah, I guess.
Ah, keep it.
That's like a, that's like a unique shield, I think.
uh...
that care
this
poison
what kind of poison might have a dry floor
i have a bunch of ore
I still don't know what this Bismuth or is even for.
I don't know what you craft with it,
but I think it involves food.
Okay, better, still a lot,
But remember the gear makes the man
Someone said bro stop trying to make me a lot of things. What does that even mean?
Me wait my cats on my shoulder
Oh, what did that happen? That's incredible
That is the coolest thing I've ever seen, 10 out of 10 would recommend to anyone.
This is why I hate cats, right?
Because they're awesome?
Oh my god, I have to read each page I forgot.
I'm asking right now or wait for a sale.
I mean, if you don't have FOMO, wait for a sale.
But if you do have FOMO, like, I have insane FOMO.
I have a problem.
I've been working on it, but my FOMO is crazy.
It's actually crazy it's the main reason why I wake up for game
launches like when I have to wake up and it's like it's like 6 a.m. or 3 a.m. and
I have to play my phone most just it's crazy it's a problem if other people
are having fun and I'm not I'm I'm so I'm feeling so left out it's crazy
girls reading a book yeah these there's these detective quests and they're
every trading post. They're important to do because they give you access to like
the full stuff, but I just can't be bothered to do that right now. I missed a page.
Cat just sits on her shoulder.
That's awesome.
I'm just upgrading my chest piece, fuck it.
I don't care.
It's kind of a waste of cubes if I'm replacing it with that.
Upgrade your brooms. Well, you could fight with a broom.
Broom only POV.
No, but I use cubes, man. I don't want to waste my precious cubes
on something that I don't personally think looks cool.
Back to square one.
I
Also
Get cat armor that would be amazing
Thing I would love that. Oh wait cat armor. Oh for my cat. Oh
Oh yeah, I don't know how to do that, but I know you can do that.
I don't know if they just take any armor you put them on and it just goes miniature version?
Oh, it's the shy village.
Oh, I haven't even been in the shy village.
I got access to go in and then I just left.
Never went there again.
Oh yeah, this is the dark area.
I can't go in here.
I don't know how to be able to go in here.
I'm not sure.
I don't know why it's all like that.
Unless you know what, maybe it's supposed to be like that and you're supposed to look
around in the dark?
Let's just see.
Get a little savey real quick.
Maybe you're supposed to not be able to see when you go in this area.
I don't know.
Find out.
I might be doing a boss fight like this.
Oh, what kind of meat you get, you doggo?
What's up, you fuck?
I'm trying to think I'm supposed to not be able to see your...
I'm trying to think that I'm just going to die or wolf, that was called, called a swift
wolf.
You killed that bison?
No, it came at me dead.
I didn't do nothing.
uh...
really hard to see
the world or two h
what do you want
it all works
at the end of the day what matters is what
what stuff you put in your gear
You can use whatever.
Oh my god.
He's got ripped apart.
Oh he's alive.
Sorry.
No way bro just said story is amazing. I mean it's not bad. I don't think it's bad
it's it's not about the story being bad I think it's about the pacing being a
little weird. I think the pacing because this game is so open-world sandboxy
the pacing feels odd and a little disconnected I mean extremely
disconnected. The triple character system is also a triple character system also needs some work.
You guys coming from I need to kill you guys
guys. I'm trying to skin these wolves because I do need the meat, because I'm trying to make
a bunch of meals. A very specific meal that I've been grinding tomatoes for. I'm dropping
You should meet those pretty well, whatever.
Did some of the 200 PCs in the fight for you?
No, I know!
That's cool.
If, like, once again, if it wasn't so disconnected,
and you could actually use it,
cool.
That's my point, like, the companion system
could have been something interesting.
And it feels like they didn't really get around...
I think they ran out of time.
I'm gonna be honest, I think a lot of this, a lot of the disconnection of the game, feels like they ran out of time.
Cause like every game...
I don't know if you guys know this, you probably do, but every game runs out of time.
They had unlimited time, every single game would pretty much never come out, they would work on it forever, but...
The main reason why games come out is time, right?
So...
I think the triple character thing was something that they had an idea for and they just couldn't get around to finishing it.
Good game though, regardless of all the flaws that the game has, it's still enough to keep
me going.
So I don't know if they'll ever go back and change any of the things, oh no, I'm just
to follow the trail, alright.
Yeah, I don't know if they'll ever go back and change some of the things, but... maybe.
You're gonna play the Borderlands 4 DLC?
I don't know.
Everyone said it's really short.
The character I heard is amazing.
I heard the cash character is really cool, but the actual DLC itself is a bit underwhelming.
Which kind of sucks.
I wonder if Borderlands 4 runs any better.
There's so many bombs!
Shit
It'd be a great time for my cat to work
Jesus Christ
That's a lot of meat my cat looting yes cat is looting
Hello oh my god it's coffee at the perfect time three hours
How much?
$3.50.
$2.00?
$2.00.
Thank you.
I can wait.
I love these mob types, dude. I fucked up. I should have gotten a different Warhammer army
What's the Warhammer army the little goblins that ride on these wolves in a Sigmar? God they look so cool
I should have got that army instead. I love little dire wolves little dire wolf goblin combos peak
I mean, I guess I could still buy that army
Now what these guys are called Goblin Wolf Riders.
Oh the Gloomspite gets Gloomspite.
Oh they're so cool.
Maybe I'll buy that army.
No, no, no, put the wolf down.
Yeah, I haven't actually played Age of Sigmar yet.
I just heard the rules are a lot more simple than Warhammer 40k and I was like, well,
that could be fun.
And I think fantasy is cool.
I don't think my pet is looting a damn thing, or whatever.
How many hours of crimson do you have?
Like 65, 70?
70, I think?
What's that wind day that we push back?
just in your skill tree like a blinding strike or something it's on the right
hand side of your skill tree I wish there was more skills in the skill tree
they're kind of a lackluster is the boss here I think I just saw him
This is a hard play not because of the boss but because of all this shit.
I'll take clear all these wolves.
I'm attacking the wrong guy man, I'm attacking his wall.
Oh my god.
of
the
Okay, looks cool, I just don't like to spend money on it, but I'm gonna have to get me
in a chokehold? Dude, Marathon is by far the game you should be playing right now. This
is literally not even close. You are making a good choice. The only reason I'm not playing
is because I've done literally everything. I haven't killed the compiler though, but
Yeah, I'm sure I'll do it.
I'm sure I'll do it.
I think I have to run around this whole circle again until I find the boss.
This is just like the last quest for you to track him down.
How hard is it to kill the compiler?
It's pretty difficult.
a lot of setup it takes a while once you have the DNA access though you could just spam kill compiler
over and over and over and over again which I think is kind of stupid I don't I don't I don't like
that you could just spam farm that compiler over and over and over and over again
but hey once you go through the access I mean shit you did all the heavy lifting so I guess
That's the reward. Being able to spam them.
Is this the last stream of CD? Oh, fuck no. Dude, this game has so much content.
Hell no! I'm looking at at least like 30 more hours.
I need money, please loot. I'm gonna spawn my dog where he is. My dog will be spawned out.
I'm not sure if you didn't have someone to AoE here. Yeah, I mean everyone can, I say, AoE though.
I think these pets just bug out in this area really hard.
I know they bug out often elsewhere, but I think they bug out a lot in this area.
We found the witch's strength yet?
Well, yes and no.
I know where she is, but I don't know where she is.
I think I have to find her on the map like I know where she is but I think I have to find her like
somewhere on the the map. I don't know put her put her there I'm not sure
Did you see the new flying tech? No. I don't really see anything in this game. That's what
I do, I guess. Or I guess a chat says something. Sometimes it's really unfortunate because chat
will tell me like, oh, there's something really cool here. And then I can't delete
that for my my mind and then I have to go but at least I got to see something cool
that's not that bad I feel like you had a huge jump on the one
blind behind and you didn't have all this power
i guess
dog won't move for shit? yeah I know, I'm just bugged. I don't care too much about those,
I'm just getting these wolves for the meat. I wish it gave a little bit more than two
to meet at a time, but whatever, I'm here.
All right.
We're still looking for this boss.
I just blew elite bodies, that's fair.
I just wanted to walk with you.
Holy f**k.
My eyes, my eyes!
Dude, there's so much wolf meat here, but I can't, I can't, I can't, I, I, I, I, it's
too much.
oh my god it was a f***ing bloodbath
Oh my god, it was a bloodbath
Man, I'll get a couple more, I'll get a couple more. How much meat do I have?
I need a good meat-to-meat-to-tomato-ratio
Uh
Oh
I don't see it
Am I blind?
Where's the meat?
What?
I must be blind.
I've scrolled like four times up and down. I don't see it.
Hello?
Is it grouped somewhere? It might be grouped in here. Oh, there it is.
Alright, we'll get a little more meat.
Ooh, I wish Goblin Armor was wearable. Fuck. I wish it was wearable. That looks sick.
I'm going to check out Greyzone.
I don't really know what 0.4 has, but Greyzone is pretty cool.
I just, I, I don't know what 0.4 has. Is there a TLDR that you know off the top of your domeski?
So I don't have to look it up.
Dude, I just came what happened here. I was a massacre.
I'm hunting a... whenever you do these missions where you track bosses, they always have a lot of density, I've noticed.
On the density.
All right, tired of skinning, get back on that horse here, looking for the lion, yes.
This boss is a pain in the ass because I get ambushed by all of these guys look
look at this all these uh this isn't the same kind of ambush this is a small
one but you get ambushed by so many men and then you don't find the boss
Where the fuck is he?
Where's the line?
Uh oh, I lost the line.
Uh oh, that way.
We spot found a spot to farm Bloodstone.
There's definitely a few, but you don't really need to when you get progressed far
enough in the game these vendors dude they sell you like 15 bloodstone so yeah
you don't really you don't really need a farm for them you'll just have to be
able to buy them I don't feel like I'm doing a circle
I might be crazy, but I think the vendor's stock changes as time goes on.
I think as time goes on in the days, the gear gets better from them.
That could be crazy.
I lost the line I lost the line I lost the line
Oh my god I did a circle this is where I started
So I'm pretty sure he passed along this pathway and you fight him, you track him down and then
You TP's and then it goes to another spot on the pathway and then you have to find him again.
The problem is I can't see anything.
I'm hoping he's close.
Where's your horse?
Uh, horse is not to play here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not looking for you guys.
I feel like I could just run around in circles and then find it somehow.
I guess if I knew where that was going, it would be a little easier.
I'm fucking tired of running in circles like a madman please buh buh buh
I'm losing my mind I'm running around in circles
German!
German!
Please?
Please?
Oh my god, how about to give up on the squares?
You get a cool bow that I don't care for but
Dude, I'm almost on the loop. I think I think I'm almost on the full circle
There he is.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Oh
Holy fuck this guy's wolf carries it
I can't see
Wait again no fucking way that's what I did last time
Dude, I think you have to find him in a time frame, or else he resets full.
Oh...
My fucking god.
Shoot, there's no way!
I already did this!
Oh my god...
Oh my god, oh my god...
You guys got to find him quicker. It's just like impossible though
What's that mercy of fucking
Oh, I'm gonna actually find him again, dude
Fine, fine, it's fine. It's fine. Fine. I
I'm gonna find him one more time and if he's still blue bar when I find him then this quest is bugged
Because he's not supposed to be blue bar. He's supposed to blue bar and then he's supposed to a red bar
The horse isn't gonna help me horse is gonna make it worse unfortunately
I think I just gotta find him in a time frame, but the problem is his patrol circle is so
fucking big.
So this is the beginning, this is right back to the beginning.
I think I have to ignore every mob because they distract you.
They slow you down.
I had to download a mob to hold shift to sprint.
Yeah, my pinky is getting really tired.
Normally it's not bad, but...
This specific circle.
Oh no, I lost the trail.
I don't know, I lost the trail.
I understand why Sprint is the way that it is, but I think people would be happier if
it wasn't this way, because they have it this way so you could moderate and control your
pace
Because sometimes you want to go into a jog into a sprint
Into a walk
And you could like slow down your tempo or speed up your tempo. I get it, but like I think people wouldn't I
Don't think they would care if it was just sprint and then not
Oh shit awful
If I find him and he's blue bar again, I leave
No, you guys are the distraction, you guys are the distraction, you guys are the distraction,
no!
Oh, and I can't follow the trail, but I'm still alive.
Ah, Mama B.I., it's fucked!
Where are you going sir?
Where's the trail?
Dude, come on.
Dude, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Dude, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh my god, it's locking on the truck.
This is awful.
I would recommend if anyone sees this quest, do not do it.
your sanity. It's not worth it. I'm stressed. Extremely stressed.
Another ambush, not another ambush.
Ignore him, ignore him, ignore him.
Follow the trail.
Follow the trail.
Ignore him.
Ignore him.
Keep running.
Ignore him.
Keep running.
Follow the trail.
Ignore him.
Keep going.
Ignore him, keep going.
I know I'm on the right track because I murdered these men here.
Ignore him, keep going, ignore him, keep going.
Ignore him, keep going.
They- all the mobs are respawning. This is so bad. I think this- I think this is a quit. Quit this quest angle.
Oh, the trail's done cold. Yeah! I think it's a quit this Blast angle. Hey, it's a quit.
I will kill these guys though, it's just out of reach. Oh my god! Oh my god! I just hit
So many mobs at the same time, I think my game will crash.
All right, what a waste of time, man.
What a waste of time.
I think I killed like 300 wolves though, that's pretty cool.
Alright, wow, that quest is impossible, apparently.
It's impossible.
Holy shit.
Impossible.
Holy shit. Impossible.
And then I guess I'll get some meat.
I would, if you were to get me, I would do the hyena quest instead.
The hyena quest is like this one, but easier to see.
So you can just do the same loop and just kill a bunch of hyena, but I guess there's way more wolves
You need to find them three times. Okay, we're just making stuff up now, okay
Just just making stuff up now
Find him three times, do a backflip, do a couple jumping jacks, say his name.
I could instead do this strat where I don't actually look at the trail, I just run around
and circle blindly and see if I accidentally stumble upon him.
Not a bad idea either.
Just literally running circles.
No, I can't use my lantern in the way you guys are thinking.
That works it doesn't it doesn't work like that
Just run a good circles
Oh my god, I'm actually kind of on the trail still you be pardon me, excuse me
You be pardon me
Why am I still here?
I'm telling you, don't use this quest.
It's an hour so...
Am I? I'm out of here.
Get me out. Please get me out of here.
That was...
That was like an hour.
Like, I'm not kidding, that was like an act. Well, you know what, let me at least get this, um, upgrade.
Because I'm in combat. Let me at least get this waypoint.
I can't. I can't fast travel when you're in here. Oh, it's even worse.
I actually think I've been in this place for like an hour trying to find this guy.
Get me out. Oh.
I think that happens.
That was...
Woo!
I could see.
I could see. I could see. I could see.
Oh shit 100 streams W.
I am going to get this fast travel point and that's it.
It's like here somewhere.
Well I think it's right up there.
Yeah.
What an awful blast.
They should have just made it so you have to find them once.
Back into the storm. No, no, I'll just get in this cube. And then I'm never coming in
there again. Going this way exiting this fucking place forever.
I tried! Hey! I tried. I tried!
I tried.
I gave it my all.
All that matters.
In this game would have been successful if they stuck with the MMO plans?
Well, I don't think it was ever supposed to be an MMO, because ten years ago, it was gonna sound crazy,
but ten years ago when I was playing Black Desert Online, people were talking about Crimson Desert being a single-player game.
That was ten years ago, so I'm pretty sure it was never intended to be an MMO.
I have 500 and...
party!
Tomatoes!
Holy fuck!
Fuck it, take him all out.
Fuck it, take him all out.
Uh, another day.
Alright, I wanted to make these.
Um
The real question is, do I make 56 of these, or do I make 35 of these?
This is a real question here.
I mean, more tomatoes. Honestly, I think I just make the 35.
I feel like I'm gonna keep getting more tomatoes and more meat. It's gonna keep happening
Could you theoretically drop 540 tomatoes at the same time?
Yeah, I well let I only have 260 now, but let's try it. Let me go to sleep though
Well, let me send my men are my men still on a lot of men are doing
What's that for? What are you looking for?
They're doing pallet construction 40 hours.
It's fair to sleep.
I want to bring back more tomatoes when I do this self-finished tomato.
I'm just mass farming tomatoes.
Just so many tomatoes.
Oh, shit.
Alright, let's see. I drop all of these tomatoes on the ground. I have to save. I have to save
because there's no way I'm going to pick up all these tomatoes in case.
Alright. Do the tomatoes all spawn at the same time.
Okay, let's drop it on this bridge, I'm not sure if they will.
Uh, uh.
Well, you have your answer, it turns into a bag.
you could potentially spam.
Oh, God!
Apparently, it's 280 tomatoes.
That doesn't look like 280 tomatoes.
I'm gonna be honest with you, that looks more like 80 tomatoes.
I'm not picking these tomatoes up, I'm reloading my save.
Dude, is it so bad that I want armor in this game that's like barbarian armor?
It's got like the straps on the side, the cross with my titties out and my nippies
out.
Like is that so bad?
That's the armor I want.
I want armor where I'm half fucking naked.
I'm willing to cheat for that armor.
Does anyone know if there's armor in this game that's like a barbarian cut you know
Conan style titties out arms out does anyone know if that's a thing because I'm willing
to cheat if you know where that is.
I mean I'm okay with people googling it too like I want to know where I want to know
where the titties are.
not quite what I had in mind there but yeah does anyone know seriously google it
Titties, titties, titties.
No, I don't want to mod for it.
There's got to be some armor somewhere.
That's straight titties.
I was hoping someone had an answer for me, but I didn't know it's okay.
that's okay listen let me just make me a deal okay if you see some titty armor
amongst the cliff gear you come and find me let's make me a deal here if you
guys see some titty armor that cliff can acquire you let me know ASAP because
that's what I'm really saving my stuff for
You have to play a dude in this game, I'm just another character you could play.
I know there's more played in the sick looking death knight stuff but not less covering.
I don't want more armor. I want less.
Like, vendors actually have some decent stuff. Like, if you go to a town, they might have some goodies.
Like these guys for example, like they might have some titties like Taylor shop
Like I'll do anything for some titties. I want to see my guys
Okay, I'm just gonna stop saying the word titties. It's just down here
The only mod I would ever consider downloading in this game is hiding your bow and shields
That mod sounds lit
Like it makes sense if you're using it for it to be on your back the one you're not using it like come on
I'm obsessed with exploring everything.
What about the camera mod?
I would want the camera mod to be like super far away so I'm like an ant, which I'm sure
is possible.
That auto-loop mod would be nice actually, because the pets don't work.
Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Oh, they sell bismuth.
Oh! Oh, this vendor sells a lot of... He sells everything!
Look at everything.
I'm honest, I don't really need any of this stuff.
I'll buy it anyway though.
Yeah, that guy's... That guy's... Useful as fuck.
Holy shit, that's a useful vendor.
You must equip a sword and shield.
Oh no.
My sword and shield game is weak.
Let's see.
I mean, this could be a hard mode quest then.
So no one knows where to find the thing.
Swordsman contest is traditional contest of skill fought only using sharp blade pressure opponent fear strikes parry their blade deliver
Okay, um
My sword and shield is so low
Let's see if I can do this
Well, it's still fine, even though they're not upgraded.
I think I just cheated.
No, I didn't.
I think I just cheated.
No, I didn't.
I think I just cheated.
If I have to fight a champion with this outgeared gear, it's actually gonna be kind of hard.
Because I can't eat, you know?
It seems like it carries over a progression of your stamina and shit in spirit.
Show us more!
Show us more!
The Nail Barton Joe begins!
Show us more!
More!
This guy's gonna beat...
He's gonna beat my little titties off.
I wish I had them out, man!
I got him right where I want him.
Perfect combo.
All right, hold on.
You stay right there.
I'm going to go regen back here.
Okay.
You're going to come to me.
You're going to hit me.
I'm going to fair you.
And I got you right where I want you.
I can't believe I'm watching this.
This is the worst duel I've ever seen.
Look at the broom on my back.
Dude, I just got a trophy.
Do you need something for it?
Lame I say lame
You know what else like to drink poppy poppy
I don't know why.
Mousepad you use Darth Vader?
He wants me to build him a statue, so I'll do it.
You've seen the statue of Musken in town, haven't you?
That was built for those who rise to the top of the arena!
But hasn't the champion changed recently?
I'm talking about you, my friend!
Wait, do I make a statue of myself?
Is there about putting a statue of yourself there?
Yes!
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna put a statue of myself up there.
Are you kidding me?
Oh, a statue of me everywhere.
Speaking of statues...
Um...
I swear the ash is a creation pack that I've bought.
What?
The cloak is this.
What do we think about this set?
Yeah or nay?
No, it's kind of ass.
No titties, no fun.
Well, at least I found the Contribution Guy, that's pretty cool.
The Dragon Cloak in like a red color, or a black and red color, or black and some
Another color could be good, but then like I mean it's a good way to cover up because
you don't need armor.
Stress and coin.
Greetings stranger.
You're breaking into people's houses.
Oh my old wound.
I actually just sat through a nine minute video of the armor.
There is something called Ashen Wolf Leathers.
Are my titties out?
No way, you found that for me?
Wait, actually?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Please.
Yes, the titties are out.
Oh my God, where?
Where?
Drew, tell me.
Tell me right now.
Watch, I'm going to smoke this kid in rock, paper,
scissors.
Let's play Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Oh, shit.
No crying if you lose.
Best 2 out of 3.
I'm pretty sure it's for the other guy.
Oh, it's not even for this guy?
Oh, wait, don't I have that? The Ashen Wolf Leathers?
You're right. I already have that armor.
It's for a different character. I do have that.
Damn it, you got me so excited!
Scissors!
Scissors loses to Rock. I lose.
Rock.
Rock and Rock. That's a tie.
paper paper loses the scissors I lose I lost the hardest mini game of all rock paper scissors
that guy is cooming
sorry dude nothing for the main I guess damn there's really not a single armor in this game
That looks like not one
Find that hard to believe but at the same time I kind of believe it
Let's do the gamba. I don't have enough money, okay.
Not have enough money.
Alright.
I think I've exhausted every single fun quest in this game. That's a side quest.
And usually to get more, you have to do the main.
There's a couple up here that I could do, I guess, but...
like this one I could maybe do this one but like how this how a good way to play
this game is is like do the main until you liberate an area then do all the
side quests in the area and then go do a main again and then you'll liberate
another zone so the main has you jumping between zones the best thing
you could do is go to the zone where the main takes you do everything and then
do the mate again. I never talk to anyone in Pelloon. Wait. Hold on a second. You never
no rock paper scissors round to fucking go you little shit no crying if you
ninja would say my go three do your best rock three two one rock rock beat
says smoke kiddo dumbass head watch this rock again rock loses the kid I lose
Rock again. God, you're a piece of shit. You know that? You're...
What are you looking at?
See you again!
to
Guys keeps warming around my knee and it's a real nuisance
No matter how many I chase off. They're back the moment I look away
It's such a headache
I'm thinking I need some of those flowers that repel them
But they grow outside the village and I can't leave right now
Could you work fetch them for me?
Sure, if you do, I'll give you fresh meat from today's stock. I
Just wanted to see if you had a bag
Take a look at this marbling a full farewell. I'll be here when your hunger returns
Enjoy your time
My thanks
Hello, traveler interested in anything else?
This is a fishing guy down here. It is a fishing guy. I'm hitting him for the question mark. I'm hitting for the knowledge
Would you call yourself an angel at heart? Oh more knowledge bang bang bang
There's nothing I'd be honored to fish with you someday
What's my knowledge at? Let's see knowledge check. Oh
39%
We're getting close to 50. I'm gonna be honest 50% knowledge in this game is a pretty big mile
So with how much shit there is
That means you've been you've been exploring
What the fuck you got me in a you put a spell on me
Keep it down and do as I said
Orbs of lightning. I already have this. Wait, you think they stack? Wait. What are the likelihood
of orbs of lightning stacking if you put two of them in your gear? I have one of these,
so you know when I use my lightning ability and you see everything fucking zap the ground?
That's what this is, it's called Orbs of Lighting.
Wonder...
Drop a save and then test it?
Yeah, I could drop a save and then test it.
That's fair.
Okay, can I attack here?
I can.
Oh, but then I have to leave.
Okay, so this is what it looks like.
That didn't work.
Okay, that's not, hold on.
Do I have to hit a target?
I might have to hit a target.
Oh, there it is.
Okay, you see that?
How it spawned like...
Okay, so that spawns like what six of them or something?
Okay, so let's see if I buy it.
I'm gonna stack it in my armor and see.
If it's pawns double the amount of orbs, that's pretty fucking cool.
I'm appealing, this is pretty cool. Why can't I, where am I, I'm blind?
It's six more times. I'm sure he's about to care. Yeah, chat's not moving very fast
And when you see when you when you type the same message like ten times, I don't care
I haven't responded to you. I clearly do not care what you're saying. So stop typing
Sorry, I just put that guy on blast for no reason. I heard Tarek do the same thing
Much guide content if you watched not a lick
But I'm willing to watch something.
Um...um...um...um...
If it involves getting Titty Armor.
I forgot where this gem what what where does this gem go in it goes in a armor
I was fucking twisted wonder extract see what calls to you let's see if this stacks I'm so
positive this will not stack that would be that'd be extremely unlikely
Now I have two orbs of lightning
You'll fuck farewell
Doesn't spawn 10 orbs instead of five
by now
Man, didn't do the thing
I couldn't tell I think that was the exact same
Was that the same?
I can't really tell at all.
Whoops.
Same to me.
Wait, I guess this would be an easier test, hold on.
Am I just increasing the effectiveness of it?
I don't think it's going to stack.
I think it's extremely unlikely that you could put two of the same...
Two of the same exact things in your gear and it'll work. I don't know. I feel like that's super unlikely.
Let me try...
One more thing.
Dude, wow, come on, fucking...
Balls are itchy.
Sorry, I don't see...
Too much information. TMI? Sorry.
Oh, shit, though.
You can use it to upgrade the one you have, that's not how that works for stuff like this.
So I was going to try to split it up really quick.
I want to see, this is a good way of testing it.
Okay, now I'm gonna unequip my gloves.
and
negative
it's the same
I was reload that
uh... it was this one I think
right?
yeah
Out of 948 armor sets in the game, this character does not have a single tits-out armor.
They're all broken armor or arc armor.
Nothing?
948 armor.
You're telling me there isn't a single one that looks like a Barbarian.
Like a classic Barbarian.
Not one!
No way!
You put stuff on gloves and only effects when you're unarmed doesn't work with a weapon.
That's not true.
It depends on what you put into it.
It specifically depends on what you're putting in.
Like if that was true, for example, if what you're saying is true,
putting in damage increases with consecutive attacks, this shouldn't work.
But it does work. So it depends on what you're putting into your gloves and your boots.
It's a specific case-by-case situation. You have to like try it. You have to actually test it or else you won't really know.
All right, there's so many question marks we gotta hit them all.
There's something on your mind.
Fucking bank.
You stole my gold bar you bitch.
You know, Crit Necklace is bugged instead of being at 3, it maxes at 6.
I don't have a Crit Necklace.
I have a movement speed Necklace.
Or wait, Necklace.
Oh.
Oh, I just have an Attack Necklace.
I've never found it.
I've actually never found a Crit Necklace.
That's not true.
I have found a Crit Necklace.
Actually, that is not true. That's in my storage.
It gives double the credit on the stats. Really? Well, I should get that necklace is what you're saying.
That looks kind of cool. It's not tits out, but you know.
I'm going to give this a guess to see what else you sell me, okay, sir?
Here, take some of my hides. I got it from many, um, many, many wolves.
He sells me.
Beer.
Sighting of the white moose.
I guess I'll go kill a legendary creature, the white boss.
I always gift stuff to those vendors because they, specifically those ones, always do that.
Oh!
Oh!
So you're saying my necklace is double so if I take this off
I'll lose 14. I
Didn't even lose what I didn't even lose seven I lost
No, no, that was
No, it doesn't seem bugged to me. Oh
Boy, this is a late one, but the second coffee shits are coming I think
I think only the crit that's doubled.
Oh, that's...
Weird.
Sounds like I should get a crit necklace.
I have one, I just gotta go juice it up.
Lola, a vendor nearby, has wolf armor if you gift it up.
You talking about the tailor?
I don't want wolf armor, man. I want...
How many times do you guys just want me to say tips, I think?
I want tip armor.
Look who it is.
May Solomon's light guide you, solvents. I'm here for any who seek Solomon's grace.
The weather's been rather chilly of lit.
When I work outdoors, my hands freeze, gross stiff.
So I'm thinking of making a warm pair of fur gloves.
Only problem is I don't have any leather on hand.
There's a beast outside the village
with wonderfully warm fur.
Its hide would be perfect.
Could you bring me that hide?
Oh man, here you go, I got it.
This is exactly what I needed.
Graham Ian, you've saved me hands.
You give me a bag?
Here, a small token of my thanks.
Bag, bag, bag, bag, bag, bag, bag.
I got a bag.
Rise to your hearts content friend.
Quality is guaranteed.
He didn't give me his bag.
Should you need anything? You know where to find it.
Oh man.
Well, let me read this white stag, legendary creature. Fire knowledge, white moose. Now
I should see the white moose. Might have to go journal, notifications, white moose.
here. Alright let's go kill another legendary creature I guess.
We found some degenerate antlers. Oh wait, nope it's arm wrestling. Hold on, I'm doing
this for completion. This might hit me at 40%. What a small bag of swords just in the
I want to be able to see if I could finish the arm wrestling challenge before the quick
time event. Like if I could finish it beforehand. I just can't. It's too hard. Let me try. Let me go
really hard here. Let me go really hard. Let me go really hard here.
You just arm wrestle forever for cash? Yeah, but it's not really much.
You just do it for the challenges, may not.
If you use the controller for this keyboard, you can press both buttons.
Double uses?
Yo, that's fucking tech.
Hold on.
I have to try.
Hold on.
I have to try that.
I have to try that.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Okay, so if you hit both, what's the, uh, what's the button?
What's the E button on controller?
Oh, it's A, okay.
Let's see if this works.
Let's see if this works.
I'm slower!
I'm slower!
You lied to me!
Oh, it's not A, it's an X?
Oh.
Oh, it's X. Okay, hold on.
Let me try one more time.
Oh my god.
Okay, it works, it works, it works, it works, it works.
Well, I gotta do one more, that was kind of funny.
One more, one more, one more.
of the
of that's funny that you could do that
of the
face of the face of this real fun
face real fun
Any time's right for a fresh pint.
Bird soup.
I don't know why that made me laugh.
Bird soup.
How do I not have the knowledge of these?
Really?
Bird soup.
Bird soup.
Fancy a tipple?
My door's always open.
Fancy a tipple, love?
bird meat, vegetable, ginseng, salt, water.
That's like a whole thing.
Oh, you missed his bag. Oh, yeah, true.
I mean, there's a cap on the bag, but there's some sheep, like 50 copper or whatever.
There is a cap of 240 slots, but I still would recommend buying those bags all the time.
Like, yeah, you'll get the 240 slots from doing all the side quests in the game,
but you could get there faster if you buy the small bags.
And then...
Yeah, I mean, it might not reward you anymore, but I'm trying to find the tailor. I want to see if there's any drip here
I think there's a mod that removes the cap. Honestly, the devs should just remove the cap. What's the point?
What's the point of the 240 cap? Why not reward a player for
Exploring doing all the side quests, you know, 300 400 slots. It's kind of weird. I
Think the 240 cap might be
be either it's just like a made-up number and they just happen to use it or it's
like maybe the game will be unstable or something you know for stability reasons
the diablo 4 situation dude you guys remember the diablo 4 fiasco oh my god
Some things you just shouldn't say out loud to people or else they'll be jerks.
You know which game I wish was like this?
But didn't hit me the same way?
Is the new stalker game?
I was kinda hoping the new stalker game would be like, more so like this.
But I don't know, it didn't hit me the way I wanted it to hit me.
I got so bored of stalker like instantly, yeah, I don't know why, right?
that happened to me too I was there was I didn't have any interest to like explore
the anomalies or anything I don't I don't know and did they just do a bad
job then or is it is it our fault
where the fuck is the tailor is it this one vendor down here
was just made badly. I think a lot of journalists gave this game a bad review. Did they? Did
they give this game a crimson desert reviews? Um, is there a way of like, you know like
There's rotten tomatoes. Is there a way of doing that for games?
Oh, metacritic, that's right.
So, critic is... am I looking at this right?
The critics are saying 78 and the players are saying 87. Is that right? Can I understand
this information correctly? 100? What do you mean 100? What the fucking fake ass 100 is
this? Whoever's saying 100, any of these disregard any of these. What do you mean 100? Hello?
Hello? What's going on here?
This website is tweaking, it's just crashed.
Oh, it's like crashed.
Alright, well, uh, alright.
Hell yeah, let's look.
Fuck yeah!
Very cool.
to you. Very cool. So 78 bad? I feel like that's not bad to meet the in-owners from all regions.
Two more left. Oh my god, I've almost met everybody. Um, yeah, that's not really that bad. 78? That's,
That's like such a fair um
I think it's such a fair assessment of such textures of course I find the tailor at the very end
Tiny wings futtered past
All the patterns and colors were so lovely I couldn't take my eyes off them
I must make a new outfit inspired by those wings
Nobody rates games based off of LGBTQ, come on. That's not real, you're making that up in your head.
No reviewers do that.
Let me know if something piques your interest.
Oh, this is the Ash and Wolf set, that's right.
That's actually a really cool cloak.
Wait, she doesn't sell a chess piece?
She sells footwear?
Gloves?
Cloak boots a random element
But no
No
No chance I
See nips. Yeah, it's not the same character though the Asher wolves does have nips out, but it's not the same
It's not for a cliff
Let me see whatever you want to dress your gift or stuff. Oh
My god, I have to give her money
You only want some money as gifts
Take my money lady better give me something cool
This is for you
Take all the time you need man
No nippies, dude. Honestly, this is the closest set that I have been looking for.
Outfit supply card.
It definitely is... oh, Sightings of the Snow White Deer. Isn't that the same thing
that I just got? Or did I get a moose? I think I got a moose, didn't I? This is
different legendary
this is a nice that i actually like this
that a lot out of all the sets
uh... that i've seen this one is
nice
Do I buy it?
Fuck it, I have infinite money, whatever.
I'm just here like him.
I don't have that much money by the way.
Oh my god, I gotta take a slo-
I gotta take a major poopy.
I gotta take a MAJOR poopy.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I need to sleep.
I'm so obsessed with nipples.
um projection i don't know i'm projecting i don't know i don't know i don't know i'm in
i don't need the diaper to play this game yeah no i would love that i would love to
dude i would love to play this game with my mind i could finish it mentally
Alright, let's see what this looks like, and then I can go poopy.
Gray Wolf.
Raccoon.
Gray Wolf.
Gray Wolf.
I'm not quite Gray Wolf, but it is the set.
Great, I can't see because it's fucking pitch black.
I mean, I think that looks kinda cool.
The gloves, not really working for me, but my gloves seem to work better.
I kind of think that looks cool.
I don't know if I love the raccoon hat though.
I don't know if I love the broom.
I don't know if I love the raccoon hat.
Bro, I need, I'm sorry, I need to poopy one sec.
Dude, it's going to be dark forever.
The mask makes it cool.
Oh!
Am I wearing a mask?
Oh!
That's what it looks like normally.
Ah, what a twist, what a twist.
I gotta, hold on, I gotta poop, I gotta poop, I gotta poop.
I'll be back soon.
I'll be back soon.
Okay, is it time yet?
Fuck, it's 12.30 in the morning!
That's nothing!
Nothing!
All right, what do we think about this new drip?
We can't see it very well.
Do we upgrade it or do we um...
Do we wait until day time?
Oh, I can kind of see it.
Okay, now... I mean, it kind of looks cool.
I don't know.
Everyone's always wearing the big bulky armor, but I'm trying to be like a low-key, like a hunter.
Is that... Trinch?
New camera update?
Wait, like, new game update?
Wait, what do you mean?
I think it looks quite drippy.
The only thing I don't like about it is the base.
The bass is ass.
The hat is good.
The hat is a good bass, actually.
I know it might not seem it, but it is.
chest isn't, then again, my chest isn't a good base either.
I like the cloak a lot. It was like the cloak that I had, only not as ugly. I like the cloak.
I like the cloak. I don't know if I love the chest piece. I like the hat. How many hours
Do you have in the scheme, uh, 70 something?
Yeah, I might have a problem.
Yeah, I might have a problem.
I need to buy fleece. I can upgrade my capes. Oh, this is what this is the necklace you guys
are talking about. I need to level up those necklaces. So this is the one that this is
how it should double up right? So I'm at zero and it'll give me technically two.
It's bugged. Wow. Alright, well, I'm not great at it.
care to witness the iron arts my hammock and forge
you can't update uh no it didn't do anything I did the quest but it did
nothing which I thought was really weird
to be fair show up plays the shit of everything yeah I do that is fair that
is fair. I do. This game easy to get into and learn? Yeah, it's really easy. The controls
are going to frustrate the fuck out of you, but if you can power through it, I think you'll
be extremely happy.
I had so many materials, holy shit, I just brought that necklace up to fucking 8, I think.
nine. I need to get a new earring. Oh, the darkness is ass.
I might be doing some appease and some appease
And win some up.
many cubes doing this, and many materials.
Once, if you need anything, just drop five.
You saw please?
If your heart is set on you, finally, your purse must be as well.
I kinda want these shoes that run so fast.
It would look like a fool though
Secret shop
They have the guy from BDO once in a lifetime
Oh, isn't this the material you need?
I think this is the material you need to level up your spirit.
looks like the same symbol
so by that if you need anything else just say so
I just spent so much money
you won't see goodbye for now
cool I know the secret shop
I haven't even really looked at all my vendors.
You should drape yourself all over with my treasures.
Huh?
Let me know if you need anything else.
Buy my money, dude. Fuck, I need to go farming again.
E-fucking-G.
Okay, I wanted to buy this, I think.
I just think one of my earrings, one of my earrings doesn't have movement speed, right?
Yeah, it's this one.
one's got to go and this one's got to go in I'm trying to max like not max but
I'm trying to get my all my stat lines allocated properly just right now
they're kind of a disaster all right one something custom-made you just the
city way we're fine this
and honestly killing dudes let your pet auto loot everything is the best for
sure but the problem is your pet despawns so much but yeah going to a camp
where you could just kill hundreds of dudes is definitely the play for sure
You can't do visit again.
I feel like I like the low-key leather better.
I just look like a, I look like a basic bitch, and I love it.
I love looking basic.
Alright, we're going for the basic drip.
It's that simple.
I spent all of my money doing this.
And all of my materials.
A blazing fire is the secret to a fine weapon.
Have I done the cuckoo armor stuff yet? Yeah, I have.
But it's not very good, it's situational.
All the cuckoo shit is not great, it's purely situational.
Like, in certain moments you're like, fuck yeah, I'm down.
Luckily, I have so much hide from all those wolves that this isn't so bad.
But I have spent, I think I've spent like 10 plus cubes so far on upgrading all my gear
for the past 10 minutes.
i think it was at twenty cubes
i'm still gonna kill the legendary moose yes and then the legendary other thing
i'm just uh... upgrading
a bunch of stuff i'm spending a bunch of my mats
These boots are going to be fucking max level at this point.
Honestly, fuck it.
I don't care.
Just a cube.
Cubes are so easy.
You just go on a killing spree.
Fuck it, dude.
Just go max.
I don't care.
Go the distance.
Any more thick hide?
let's put all my shit away now I'd love to hear about you're a fencer yeah I'll
kill the legendary boost in a second though hold on hold on let me just do
some inventory management real quick we're about done Jesus I need to sell
these fangs I need to sell oh my god hides fangs everything what is going
on. Okay, we need to take our stuff out of our sockets. Um, hey marathon, hey marathon,
I'm not your fucking puppet, motherfucker.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Did you max-drop the secret vendor?
Fuck! That would have been smart!
Oh, you're genius. I should have tried that.
I think he's gone. I think he only comes at night.
of
the
fact that
the
Oh shit, I didn't know I could go to threes.
Oh, fuck my ass.
I thought I would need to pick up a new BP to do that.
I didn't know, just keep going.
Oh, shit.
Okay, we got a little bit of a problem.
We need to go back to HQ.
Hold on, I didn't know.
I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know.
I thought, when you pick up Vigor or pick up Haste,
it would just go level 2 and then you'd need to pick up another book to make it level 3,
But no, you just need two of the two to go to three.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
That's gonna take a-
This is actually gonna take a lot longer than I was hoping.
Hold on, cause I have to navigate my whole storage.
Thank God we have a storage, by the way.
I imagined-
Imagine there still was no storage.
This would be impossible.
Okay, they call those out.
Take all these out maybe.
call these out take all these out hold up hold up hold up wait a minute okay
and you take that and you take that that actually I don't think I have to
critical rate runs so I don't know why I'm taking those. Hold on. Hold on. I take bats.
Sorry for those of you that want me to play the game. I'll play the game in just a second.
Okay, holy shit, I have a lot of gear
All right
the
time right
this is going to take a minute now and extract
the can't do the crit rate so I was a waste but
And attack speed really quick.
Story quest end?
No, I haven't done it.
I'm hooked on bullshits.
I'm hooked on a bunch of bullshit in this game.
Not upset about it though.
Okay, okay, okay.
Jesus.
I'm just trying to make a bunch of attack speed threes.
It's honestly kind of a good time.
Craft Abyss, synthesize.
Oh, I do have insight.
Extracts.
Fuck, I fucked up.
Did he find the witch yet?
I found it, but like not really.
You know?
You can save Scimobis combining?
Oh I know.
Does combining even get you anything though?
I don't think it's the combining part that gets you stuff right?
It's the making part?
Combining is just...
Just tearing it up.
It's the creation I think that has the chance of getting the lucky hit right?
All right, uh, yeah, see, this is just synthesizing it.
This is just cheering it up.
Okay.
Make it a bunch of abyss.
Don't want to craft any now.
Okay!
So now I need to see my stats really quick without any...
I don't think I have any sockets in my gear.
Oh fuck, I just realized all these new pieces of gear?
Oh, I'm so stupid.
I need to have the money to socket them in the first place.
I don't have cash.
Well, looks like we're selling a bunch of old weapons.
Fuck!
Hold on.
It might not be that much
Okay, that one's cheap
On or finds it's not expensive. Okay
We're fine. We're fine. We're fine. It's really cheap actually
All right, right, okay, I gotta see my stats really quick. Let's take my weapons out though
Please? Okay.
Wow, okay, that's...
Okay.
We just need...
of
I have been waiting for you in bed.
This is going to be that.
This is going to be this, this, this, this, this, it's going to be.
That?
I have been waiting for you.
You'll find what you seek here.
I'm about to fucking blast.
I'm about to blast off.
I'm gonna blast off!
Um.
of
the
Yeah we're good
We're good for now
And then we'll swap my stuff around later when I could do some more upgrades
but I can't
I wonder at your leisure, see what calls to you
Alright, I'm going hunting after I put all this stuff away in my stash, that's definitely
full.
Did you put sockets in your shield that also contributes?
I don't think that's true.
I've tried it before with shields and everything that I have...
Everything that I've tried to socket a shield and bow, even though it's not out,
it didn't seem to contribute. I did try it a bunch.
Unfortunately.
Soon it'll be night.
No, it's morning now. It's morning, it's morning.
Good to see you.
the defense of the shield is applied oh no no that's what I tried I tried that
it didn't work that I didn't work that way
Jesus Christ these they should make these stack
Oh, it works for two-handed, because...
Oh, I see.
Because I understand, that makes sense.
Well, that's not how we roll here.
all right my stash is so full it's fucked up truly fucked up I I don't I
Don't it's a problem it's all it's so bad everything's so full
Holy shit, I mean it looks like I'm hoarding, but I'm really not I'm just lazy
All my chicks are spamming eggs and shit. It's just it's I'm just getting spammed by all my
Production my productions are so high
Time flies with a hammer in your hand
And that helps a little bit.
Alright, let's go hunt some legendary animals, shall we?
Good enough for me.
That's one.
I know you guys probably hated that because I was just menu simulating, but I enjoyed
that.
like changing gear around looking at items. Okay, so there's a legendary deer
right there. I'm gonna hunt it.
I don't steal gold bars from nobles. I'm ethical here. I'm an ethical gamer. I earn my cash by
murdering and raiding everyone. This game has some kind of endgamer. Is it just over? I think
it's over when you finish it but like finishing it is not an easy task. It's like it's like a
a whole lot of work. There's a lot to do. Is it worth building your camp up? Yes. Whoa,
look at that legendary creature. Whoa. Oh my god, it runs away. Oh, this is going to
be hell hold on hey stay right there for me hey hey don't run hey hey now
so sorry
throne of the white knight it's a furniture piece all right what's the
other legendary creature it's it was knowledge creatures legendary white
moose that's a weird one okay
how much content does this game have but that's the thing about the content
it's not like some of it's really really cool i would say like seven sixty percent of it's really
cool like via exploration and like bosses and like unique stuff but that's like a lot of it is not
as sick so i want to stress it you know you're not missing you know you're not missing all that much
It's kind of like if you've ever played like an MMORPG, like Lost Ark, or like, um, Lost Ark, or like, I mean, I would say Aeon, but it's not out yet, so...
If you played the Asian version, right, the servers there, it's like that, but single player edition.
where you're collecting a lot of like random things that don't seem relevant
and they kind of aren't but like that's kind of a game a lot of collecting
and
you destroy the bitrate so hard it's the one that's hard to watch and
every streamer i've seen has not been able to solve it because as the game
As the game gets crazier and crazier, um, you get more spell effects and just explosions
and AoE and then it gets worse and worse, like, visually.
Oh, fuck, it's down here.
A giant hole here.
Well, that's pretty neat, the cave of Ruth.
What's down here?
Copper.
I'm just trying to fucking hit it.
The tight-ass game.
Are you using Ray Reconstruction?
Yeah.
At least he stopped min-maxing mining.
It's too easy to buy a lot of these materials, so I just kind of, yeah.
I just break it now instead.
So if not I can here just copper?
What the hell did I get in here?
I'll give her a legendary moose.
Oh, that looks like a legendary boost to me.
Oh, it's run away.
This just feels wrong.
Don't that just feel wrong?
It's just, it's literally just furniture pieces, the chandelier.
That's a cool ass chandelier though.
That feels so wrong.
All right, well, that was a waste.
Yo, that was a huge waste.
I think I can get rid of this loading screen, because it definitely could load faster, as
proven by going through the normal loading trains.
I like how I got a broom on my back still.
my quest hey what are you gay you guys have a quest for me hey please
sleep?
oh
that makes sense
now we're good
fine
fine
guys
Oh, is this quest not for me?
This NPC has left their spot due to disturbance.
Okay.
Are they going to be back soon or...?
Um...
Alright.
I guess I'll fucking teleport again.
I don't know about this game, you can find another cave, it's just a cave with a chest
or some resource, there's never any story element to it.
There is a couple, like, cool caves, but you're right.
The majority of them is just like you're passing through, and you see a cave, you go in, you
get an item, and you're like, okay.
There is obviously quest caves, but most of them are just there to explore, get an item
or two.
But there's also a hundred and thirty-three caves, so they can't all be story, right?
Are we good? Please don't run away.
I can't.
We can all return home thanks to you.
I found this among their things.
This? This is a keepsake from my father.
I never thought I'd see it again. Thank you so much.
Do you know anything about their masks?
not really but I know they serve as a means to cast off their past they hide
their names their faces even the lives they've lived behind those masks and live
without knowing who anyone else really is
I'm pretty sure that was the whole quest I'm going to do the main time I don't even know
where it is. It's been so long. This it? Yeah. It's time. Let's fucking do it.
Well, I like funny pixels, sure. I don't really know them, but yeah. Sure. He's cool.
But you do know I know nothing about him, and he knows nothing about me.
But day 23 still never left hernard?
Yeah, so I was stuck in hernard for the first 40 hours of gameplay, and there was still
more to do, and I was like, dude, I can't.
I can't be stuck in hernard this long.
need to get out of here until I finally decided it was time I personally would get
out of her in order sooner than later because it's probably the most boring
out of all of them and the worst would be getting bored being in the first zone
the other ones are cooler
good work, look at that
this game is so pretty sometimes
sometimes it's not
I'll be taking charge of peeling for now
No, I can't get the fire element yet
Forms and ruined I cleared the frost fire and all of the puzzles and it still says I don't have access to this knowledge
So I need to do something else. I just don't know what
Better than just sitting on them
with time
Pailing will be standing proud again. I
Don't know if Dwayne's told you this
but
He's planning to stay and help rebuild
because of Ludwig
I
Guilt still hangs heavy on it
You'll get the town ready to welcome back its residents
But no doubt he's the best person for the job
The jackals are done
They all scatters quick as Ludwig fell
But the black bears are the real problem
for failure and to be rid of them we need to take down your den
we know where he's headed we should press the advantage while we have it
it's time to finish this bear hunt
Good job.
It seems Mjordans fled the
Deminus.
Interesting.
Maybe I need to kill Mjordans and then I can get fire.
Because he does use fire.
Wait, that might be...
our words.
Maybe...
I've got something to give you what is it a letter given to me by a mysterious woman clad all in white
hmm the white girl asked me to give it to you and the time was right I already have a fire and I'm
at your chapter I don't tell you man the frost fire doesn't let me progress I went through
the frost fire and all the puzzles and it gets to a spot where it says you cannot access that
yet I don't know what I'm doing but I can't do it
well raining fights in a manic
The Unjournal.
That's totally old what I just read.
That was not what I was supposed to read this.
path the letter takes you is geod's journal
I'll just give you a lot of lore.
Okay.
Okay.
a lot of shit, another big-ass journal.
Jesus Christ, how much do you write?
So this book tells you every single thing you need to know about every faction that
you've met along the way.
if you care to know it, I guess.
Holy shit!
That was insane.
Lower.
I mean, really not much lore, not anything different than what you've learned along the way.
Hey, Minju, you think you're with the 25 gifted?
You guys even mentioned Cliff as a leader?
No, doesn't seem like Cliff as a leader for him.
As a payloon leader.
But, I mean, that makes sense, I think.
I mean, you've played the entirety of the game, not really acting as a leader.
Besides your camping.
Okay, everything that was in that book is kind of what you've already done and know,
to give you a little bit more context, I guess, if you're looking for it, but...
Anyway, see you that way, everybody asked Cliff what to do.
I mean at the camp they do they don't really ask him what to do they kind of
ask him for hell I see him I see it more of as like hey Cliff tell me out buddy
not more not more like hey Cliff lead me into battle you know I mean I don't know
So that's the way I see it every time I do quests for the Great Man.
It's more like Cliff as a helper.
That was a 4 ironclad.
A lot of elites here.
There's so many people to kill, I want to kill them all so badly.
But there's no reason to.
He's the intern bringing coffee in between saving the world, yeah, pretty much.
Your character is like not that sick, but he is sick.
Honestly, this character is kind of ass, but...
the stone lanterns.
Hey! Holy fuck!
Given my grave condition
How are you?
My name is Megu a witch of do-arts from the east on our way here
Our ship was hit by cannon fire
forcing us ashore
then
Someone took my sister
All I want is to look for her is your sister also a witch left me too weak to make use of my powers
the
day
of
the
I wonder if that's the witch in the desert.
the one that I haven't found yet but maybe now I have found her because I see
her it's this there's this which one right here right here wonder if that's
her place
of
the
look at that
memory of the kidnapped witch
maybe the kidnapped witch is the one
that's probably why she's not at the crimson other
she's lost
stolen
Woosa!
This one is a combo meter, it's just one of my buckets.
It does more damage if I can keep a combo going.
Turn every place inside out until they reach.
We'll take this one back.
Alright, get going.
Wait, these are all BDO characters, right?
There is a decent bit of BDO characters in this game, yeah.
I didn't let me grab something here, the whole fucking thing?
Holy shit.
Aw, so many squishers.
I don't know if I'll be faster to fast travel or to fly up this cave or fountain.
And now I want to know, is there a loot in here?
You can't come here
I'll be right back.
I need to get the ritual.
I just know you're doing a ritual, thank you.
It's time to stand up and sit for a while.
Yes, it calls from the hilltop fort.
My sister Wusa is of the Wudo school.
She commands the wind and rain.
The wind can always find its master.
Yet it carries the scent of blood and steel.
I fear something terrible is happening.
I should recreate that picture.
That Madrina's picture?
I should recreate that shit.
Shroud hands.
Oh shit.
I should recreate that with something. I don't know what.
With something.
If I ever make my own coffee.
That's it.
There was this actual coffee company that I almost partnered with.
Um, the problem is, what the hell are those, the harpies?
What in the world?
I
Was this
I'm not sure if I can get through this.
Who the f**king bragger?
You!
Who is Pyrgon?
You?
Oh my gosh.
The Gold Cave.
I don't know if I really care, but...
I might hit this gold cave just to have the knowledge.
I don't have a fucking spirit
I remember I ordered your matrimony's coffee, but I didn't have a coffee bean grinder
Oh, yeah, I never finished no saying. Oh, yeah, I almost ended up working with another coffee company. They're San Diego local
Company called drop cake. The coffee was good as shit
But the problem with making like a product as a streamer or like collabing with like a company like that
Is any startup business is always super expensive, so if there's like a startup coffee business or a startup chocolate business or a startup cookie business or a startup drink business,
it's always going to be so much more expensive than anything else on the market.
And how can you sell that to people? Like it's just hard. Like you can do it, obviously, but like...
I don't know. I don't know if I have that in me anymore to like, sell a
product that is definitely overpriced but it has to be overpriced because it's
the only way that they could run their business. You know what I mean? It's
impossible. You can't compete with big food products or big coffee products at
a cheaper price. Literally impossible.
I guess you could try to invest by taking a loss.
Heh.
Take an insane loss for many years and hope.
But then you're just like, then you're just ambling.
Be gone, demon! Be gone!
So close. So close.
I'm using the fucking sword, bullshit.
Here!
Loosa!
What was that behind you?
Oh nicely done. I'm in your debt
Consider us even your sister sent me
I was too close.
The moment later in that I've taken my powers.
Hang on now.
Get down!
Oh!
Troubles I went to for this witch.
How dare you do my work!
None shall lay hand to my soil!
Here!
Hey, let me get out, please.
Hey, hey
You can't use my lightning ability
This is the price of the path you choose
gold and vanguard is it cool the golden vanguard recover resources on kill hey it's actually
not bad
beer?
not bad at all, not bad at all, not bad at all
I didn't have any spirits so I could have, I literally think I could have killed that guy in the two drops
but I couldn't land my lightning attack
can't take him seriously with the ragoon hat, we've been sick!
I kind of want to make my drippy blue and I want to get a nice dark blue thing.
Another thing I want to do in the future in this game, obviously not anytime soon because
I'm playing it so long right now, but in the future, like deep in the future is download
mods and then play the whole game on a different character, like only a different
character.
Because there's mods that make it so you could play different characters for the main.
I have certainly been better.
If you hadn't acted so quickly, he'd have...
You saved my life.
Thank you.
Just a moment.
My wounds are worse than I thought.
Hey, let me punch you.
Let my spirit punch.
Let's get you to your sister.
Or at least to her voice.
I am in your debt.
What made him talk at you?
My sister and I, we happened to-
I have to escort her that far? Can I just TP with her? Nope.
I have to have some rare and mysterious powers.
Let's just ride out of here.
Into the sunset, bein' you.
I had a plan was to seize our gifts, so that he could attempt to meddle with the past.
Come on!
and
she talks weird
to men who would have strayed from the natural order.
And when we did, we often call on our little friends for help.
I'm not sure how he came to know of our kids.
But if he had been such dangerous magic to his will,
what could have happened is too terrible for me
to dwell on.
You have my deepest doubts.
I hope I get the witch unlocked.
Oh, Woosa! Magoo!
Magoo and Woosa!
Oh, I'm so glad to see you safe.
I owe this man my life.
Don't mention it. I was just doing what was right.
Dude, I want to play A1 too.
This is how we show respect to those who help us.
You have our sincerest thanks.
Really? It was nothing.
So, what do you plan to do now?
Once Busa has recovered, we'll work on restoring her powers.
Then we'll head to our next destination.
Please, accept this gift.
Is an AMQ paid on this truck?
Every MMO is, man. It is what it was.
You don't got a choice.
Raccoon helmet and a broom on its back and through to your health.
Oh, that's a special necklace. A necklace imbued with the sun's warmth that holds a mystical power that
disperses thick storm clouds and brings rain to a halt.
to a halt. Oh my god, I could stop. Dude, I could change the weather. Oh my god. Fuck
yeah. Dude, rain sucks so much ass. In this game? Fuck yeah. And then the problem is I'm
using lightning weapons. So when I use, when I do my slam with my lightning and water,
it leaves a pool of electricity because it zaps the water and I'm just taking damage.
Can this tip go away, please?
Stop left?
I was hoping that if I do it, it would go away, but nope.
Yeah, so I have...
If we go back to that cat room yesterday, yeah, I have it.
Hmm
For the person that wanted to meet it I don't think they wanted to prove it or anything, but maybe they didn't believe me
So, the frost fire, yeah? Fire frost right here. Bang. You go up. It's here. And then you go through this loop here to here, to here, to here.
And then when I get to the end, as you cannot progress anymore. So I'll just show you really quick, just so you don't think I'm a liar.
And then whenever I go, uh, I think it's here, I think it tells me I can't progress anymore.
And then...
Oh wait, it's actually that one over there.
I think I can clear that.
Hold on.
I think I can clear this shit.
There we go.
I can't clear that.
There's no way.
Wait!
Wait.
Get access to this area, yeah.
I don't know what I need to access this specific area, I don't know if it's main quest related
or what.
You gotta clear the other spires.
I swear I cleared all of them.
There was another one that tells me the same message.
I swear I've cleared all of these f*****g fires.
I haven't cleared the clockwork one. I know that.
Where are the people?
Heritage? No.
Adventure? Fires? I've cleared this one.
I've cleared this one. I don't know if I cleared this one.
I definitely haven't cleared this one actually. I've cleared this one.
I've cleared this one, I didn't even know this was a spire but I know now I've cleared this one, I have not cleared this one but I have cleared this one gate to advancement.
I actually have cleared this whole thing but I can't progress to the next part and I assume it's I do all the spires and then I could do the last one.
The two dots are cleared.
Tell me this one I didn't do.
Oh shit, you're right.
Oh, there's nothing here.
Oh my god, I didn't do- I didn't do this one at all.
Holy fuck.
Well, I cleared all of them but one.
The one that I need.
All right, puzzle time, Jem, we'd lock the fuck in.
That's way up there.
I'm so good at puzzles to be honest. I'm probably the best person that you guys have seen clear
puzzles. True or false. Don't just just answer the question. Don't troll me. False as hell.
Well, I guess we're all lying to me.
I don't know why.
I don't know what we get for this.
I don't understand.
Did I not do this?
Oh shit, a quest box up, I guess not.
Priscus the ancient, blessing of the immortal, ancient necklace, ancient retribution.
Is there a boss down here?
Well, I gotta get this fast, Rebel.
Oh fuck, it's Priscus.
Yeah.
Oh, that jerk.
Do I time?
Or I can climb to the top of this fire in no time. Watch this.
Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang.
Holy fuck.
Well, it's actually telling me the opposite. I gotta go down.
What if I go up there, I can't stop me.
Well, it was worth a shot.
Basement it is
No way I have to go up
Do I actually have to go out and fuck you, dammit?
That stroll is shit.
Alright, I'll be there in no time.
No, no, no.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, easy there.
I'm here.
Oh my god, I've been here.
Wait.
Oh man, I've been to somewhere that looks exactly the same.
Not here.
Oh!
Demon!
Demon!
Not much spirit.
I'm classic by me.
Real classic, let me tell you.
Please come down, sir.
Please?
Please come down.
You're so close to coming in. You're so close.
Oh, no.
Why do you just fly?
Come down, motherfucker!
Bitch!
Maybe it'll slow it down.
Okay well he's definitely going to get a second chance, that's an ancient snaggle.
Oh.
Oh that's pretty good.
Ish?
Well not really.
Let's try to shift left click.
What does this do?
What? What is it doing?
Oh, it calls the spikes.
Yeah.
It's good for the shift left click build on Unka that I do.
Thanks.
I don't have time to play this game, should I still get it?
No?
I'm probably not.
But hey, I know I don't have a lot of time for this thing.
Should I?
Should I buy it?
I don't have time for it.
Oh man.
Of course not.
Why do I have to tell you that?
I don't have time for it.
I don't have time for it.
Oh man.
Of course not.
Why do I have to tell you that?
Why do I have to tell you that?
Hello? What's happening?
There we go.
All right, puzzle time, gentlemen. Lock the fuck in.
I'm going to prison, should I get this game?
I won't have a lot of time for it
What the fuck am I looking for?
Let's see, oh, okay.
I can't see it opening here.
Can we wait till night time for puzzles, please?
Honestly, night time's coming.
If I don't finish a bunch of these puzzles soon, I will hit night time, though.
of
I
Must have lived different laws
Oh
Should I spend the room whoa whoa whoa whoa?
Thanks
Holy, it's making me dizzy.
I don't know if I need this, but I'll suck it up anyway.
Guess I do.
Where's my cuckoo pot?
Where's my cuckoo pot?
Cuckoo?
Cuckoo?
Cuckoo?
Cuckoo?
Cuckoo?
of
You know, coming games that you're excited about?
Oh yeah, big time.
new 007 game, Fable. GCA6 if that ever comes out, but I probably don't care that much because
if it's not on PC I'm just gonna not buy it. Lego Batman. Wolverine in September. As I said,
a double seven game I did. I'm gonna play last flag I don't know how good it's
gonna be but I'm still gonna try it it might be better on launch than it was in
the test I don't know oh shit isn't there a warhammer don don award a new one bro I
played bell fuck out of Donna work to I think it was oh my god like fuck out of
4? Wait, there was a 3? There was a Donald War 3?
I'm sure about that.
Hi.
You?
Oh, that's right.
That's right, don't work three doesn't actually exist.
I remember that I remember people saying that.
I can feel that.
so
Did I just trap myself?
I think I just trapped myself.
Maybe not.
Pull it out!
I don't know if I put this somewhere else.
I'm going up, he's...
Oh, not going up, he's...
I feel like I'm gonna trap myself, I think I have to fast trap a lot of you.
There's nothing...
Well, I pulled the thing out of the thing and I didn't really do anything.
I don't really know why.
Why did pulling this out do nothing?
At all.
I don't know, like, what is it controlling?
Oh, wait.
Oh, no.
Dude, I trapped myself for sure.
There's nothing to do in here.
You have to do something on the outside.
Like 100%.
Oh wait.
Did I move this one thing?
Oh now it works. Okay.
Standing on another gap and...
That's not my fault. That's the game's fault.
That's a game issue.
I don't know.
Thank you.
fuck
I don't know if I'm doing any of it right, okay.
Looks right to me.
got him fast holy fuck I'm telling you dude I am so good at what I do and it
shows. Oh my god. That is incredible.
Tell me that wasn't fast as fuck.
What am I gonna have to do?
What?
There's more oh fuck. Oh, I have myself up for nothing
Guys I shouldn't have shouldn't have myself up
No.
Did I do something wrong here?
Maybe I did something like... Maybe I like skipped a step.
Is this looking a bear bell?
why is this thing still charged? okay. I think I skipped this puzzle. I deadass think I skipped
part of the puzzle. That's funny.
You hear?
Fucking tank get under here
Come on man lay on the ground you're right there
Wait what the fuck the puzzle doesn't end
I actually don't know what I did wrong because I clearly cleared it, but not so clearly cleared
I don't see him.
I like brick the puzzle somehow.
I feel like I bricked some shit, obtained the artifact, I got her through the floor.
Dude.
Oh
Break the puzzle. I had to restart again.
Oh
Oh fuck, I got a soup droop.
Oh!
Oh, I see.
This opens all of us.
Ah.
So I did brick myself.
I actually bricked myself. I needed to restart.
That's pretty funny.
Sometimes you're just too quick, you know, for your own good.
You're a little too good at what you do.
And it is what it is, man. It's a problem I have a lot.
I'll give you a go.
Oh, it's dark time.
It's getting dark.
He's very spooky.
He's scary.
I can't see anything.
I know what I learned yesterday, both me and Hannah.
or a couple days ago it was from Ludwig's tip-to-tip you know my emo
shwaga that means handsome guy didn't know that we did that by accident
I think that's pretty cool
oh god dude fuck these night puzzles you know what remember where we are okay
we're gonna go sleep because this is I do not want to do night puzzles this
miserable. No one can see. I can barely see everyone's miserable. We're all dead.
Oh yeah, I forgot Ludwig doing another tip-to-tip. Yeah, and then when he comes back, we're doing a
counter strike tournament and I don't know I said we but he's doing one and he
invited me to play in it I'm a captain the week before the tournament I'm
probably gonna go over smokes to remember them because I don't know a
single smoke and counter strike not one I don't know a single smoke so probably
a week before the tournament so like two or three weeks I'm gonna go through
and um
Practice some Smokies.
What sort of warrior are you looking for?
I think I have a bunch of men, right?
I have a bunch of men.
Okay.
Is there anything I need in particular?
To send these men?
Ooh, is that fleece?
That's a wool.
Um...
This is interesting.
Time-worn ruins if I send my people here I get a cube but it costs 11k 17k 17k 24k 30k
It's crazy, but I get a cube is that worth it? I don't know
Like maybe
It'll seem very worth oh a spear a bismuth spear production
That's kind of cool.
I can make a Bismuth spear?
Kind of neat.
Build Cliffa Statue, perfect.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to build Cliffa Statue, done.
I deserve a fucking statue for everything that I've done.
I
Oh
Why are you doing that I don't know why your character plummets
This is a lantern awning or what?
Not off?
I'm not bad, I turned the other one off.
Why do they do that?
There's no input that's being pressed for them to do that.
When your character's over a body of water, they for some reason just want to send it.
They want to dive right in.
No buttons pressed.
They just fucking torpedo into the water.
to
This has to be like a turn on all the lanterns angle.
Oh, maybe not, hold on.
Okay.
Huh?
This is interesting.
Interesting.
Lanter's on, Lanter's on.
my entrance on my entrance on my break this am I supposed to get set on fire
that'd be crazy that'd be sick that'd be the craziest puzzle ever that just might
be me that might be me overthinking it but like imagine you had to get set on
fire. That would be pretty... Oh, I didn't like this one. Oh, look.
I feel like I don't feel like me breaking is doing enough or lighting those is doing
nothing.
Oh wait.
Oh, stop grabbing Cliff.
Just jump, motherfucker!
Spacebar!
Lift this one too.
They're all lit.
This one's not lit.
It's lit.
Hard to tell.
Oh.
Yeah, it's right here.
Hello?
Hello?
I'm gonna put it in the lava.
I guess.
Seems easy enough.
I didn't know I- Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Get in get in get in move around a little so you get in get in it's not a hole is huge
big bit. Get in! Spin it, angle it. Oh my. Come on man, just... Now push! Push! Push!
Okay
Where the fuck's the entrance again?
That was down here
and don't get
I might be I don't know. I don't want to say it
I don't want to say it but we're all thinking it
is
Is it a timer?
I might have a certain time to do it.
I feel like I did that pretty fast.
But I think the right way is you're probably supposed to go through here.
But I was close.
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to go through that door, instead, um, but I'm gonna brute
force it because that's who I am go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
go up up up up up perfect and one two three bang and oh imagine that would be sick
Wait a furrow's already.
Wait, last time I didn't freeze at all.
Game is so bugged.
He's so bugged.
Okay, we gotta go through the door.
We gotta go through the door.
We gotta do it the right way.
Okay, man.
I could eat, but I won't.
Alright, we're gonna go this through this way
My sister
Yeah, I just don't open pocket
We're teasing it there we go cheese in the shit. Don't care
It's stuck. Get there, get there, get there, get there, get there, get there, get there,
get there. Fuck! Wait, it's still good. Oh, it's this light.
Yo, get this light out of here, man. Yeah, someone break this shit.
I'm gonna break this light and shit.
Dude, what?
Oh, I'm gonna block it.
It's the light.
I'm gonna block that shit.
Fucking light out of here.
Now what are you gonna do? Huh? Yeah. That's what I thought. Oh.
That's what I thought.
It's weird how sometimes it freezes quicker, and sometimes it freezes slower.
Is it a matter of how long I dunk it in this pool or what?
No, I missed my time.
You're saying there's a chance.
You're saying there's a chance.
You're saying...
Wait.
Did it work the whole time?
I think I had it every single time. It just looked like it was frozen, but it wasn't actually frozen yet.
Jesus Christ, man.
Well, what did I do?
You done?
Punch it? Punch it! Oh wait, you can't. Hold on.
damn the whole time I had it done I couldn't tell that's it once again
um, dead issue
you know
come on, come on, come on
I'm f***ing staying the good of these puzzles, though, you're crazy.
It's crazy.
of
all of
I
Let's get some water
It's a couple of squats.
That was not really a squat.
That was a fake ass squad, but...
Water!
I got water, yeah man.
I don't know what it is about doing these puzzles, but I actually...
This thing is not shooting lasers, so...
Clearly not on.
Yeah, I don't know what it is about these puzzles, but I actually
really like them. Overall, like, they're designed well.
There's a couple, um, hiccups here and there,
with some of them, but I feel like they're pretty cool.
How often do you get a puzzle game that doesn't tell you anything?
It's not a puzzle game, but, you know.
Okay, so...
So I shot the beam in, but nothing happened.
Maybe I make this thing spin?
Forcefully?
Like this?
No?
Hmm.
I love the breath of the wild music, too.
I'm just straight ripped with music.
I love it.
Sometimes you just gotta do a couple circles, you know?
You just gotta spin around until you see something that you didn't see before.
Give it a tug.
aaaahhh! wait it's not coming out
aaaahhh! I'm trying to pull this thing out, it's not pulling out
oh
pull out
yeah, she's like, oh
look, I'm pulling it
but it's not coming
heheheh
aahhh
hi
waaaaaahhh! hi
I ate it all
Oh, here. Oh, oh.
Here's like a, here's like a crime scene when I ate you.
Alright, so this thing looks pretty stuck in there.
Is it? Hold on.
Okay, it's not.
What?
Okay, what do I do with it, pal?
of
death
of
death
Bro, just do your ability.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh my god.
Where the fuck am I?
Am I supposed to be in here?
Oh, I'm supposed to be in here.
How do you see me back like that?
When you're falling, just continue following and then hit tab.
Well, hit your axiom pull button, and then just hit your posi...
Or escape key, or menu key, or whatever.
Okay, so now these things are double-beamed. They're spinning.
I know why that's it, right?
I want to go inside this.
What just happened?
I think it's time to sit down, gentlemen.
Oh, there's a secret chest.
I would have definitely missed it.
Honestly, I'm not a fan of spoilers, but if it's something that I'm going to miss
And I'll never ever
And I'll never ever come back to it then I'm game
Oh, sorry, sorry, no, no, no, it's okay. I just don't like I don't like spoilers like when it's like
Go here and get an epic fucking awesome
Piece of gear, but if it's something like in the abyss where it's just like a looter cast
Like, um, I'm never going to come back here, you know?
If it's out in the world it's different because there's a very good chance I will stumble upon something naturally.
But here I'll never come back here.
Anyway, and I knew it was going to be pointless too. These chests are always like ass.
I had a feeling it was going to be ass anyway.
Would you even stand while playing, you can walk in chew gum as well.
And uh, I'm a talented man.
I kinda wanna play a Sword and Shield build, it looks so cool.
Come on!
Come out, some keyboard controls okay? Yeah, they're great.
I don't know why I'm hidden up in them.
The nice part about the keyboard that you don't get on controller is you get to actually customize your buttons.
So if you want, like if you have a really confusing combo that you just don't like pressing,
like imagine you have a combo on controller and it's like a weird like square plus R2L2.
On control, on keyboard you could just make that like one. You could just press one and then change it, you know?
Like, I should probably change my heal, for example.
I don't know why I left my heal on F3. Like, that's the stupidest button in the world.
I'm just gonna make it 1, and then Flame will be...
Honestly, I don't think I'm ever gonna use these. These are all pretty bad.
I'll just replace the key. These are always really bad buttons. Skill Flames, Skill Frost, Skill Lighting, Skill Wind.
It's the
impuments that you want to do to your attacks that are good. The actual skills themselves, these four.
Hey Frost, what the fuck did I get Frost? Anyway, these are kind of like all...
pretty dot. Well that one's actually pretty cool.
And this one's like terrible, like, this one's terrible, this one's terrible, if this one actually blocks a hit that's cool, if it doesn't, then it's not cool, and then this one seems actually kind of useful.
Uh, my keys didn't save. That's fine.
Why did my keys move?
How many games don't do apply anymore?
Not really, it's a thing of the past.
Wait, I go down there?
I don't think I go up here.
What even is that?
I think I'm supposed to go...
I got a biscuit or may three that gives your food effect level three I don't
I don't really know what that means.
In effect.
So just make your food better?
Is there Atlantis as well? That's a DLC that's gone.
Why is this area so long?
I mean, it's huge. The entire abyss up here is like the same size as down there.
Well, not literally the same size, obviously.
But you can see how many of them there are. Look at all those.
Every single one of these is a puzzle.
That's one, that's one, that's one, that's one, that's one, that's one, that's one.
Over there, there, over there, over there, over there, over there.
Here, here, boo boo boo boo boo boo boo. You know?
They just have...
A lot of puzzles up here.
Bruh.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm just gonna start to spin now.
That's one of those things where I gotta fight the thing like the other thing.
Okay, there's this.
Where do I put this?
I'm not gonna pick this up yet until...
I'm gonna just actually pick...
I will pick it up.
I'm going to assume it goes here.
Maybe not.
No.
Yes.
Fuck.
So far.
So, talking course.
I thought that would work.
Get there!
Get there!
Why does that feel like it's not anywhere closer?
I mean it IS though.
So, what is this one for then?
Up here?
That looks like one.
That looks like one.
Is this how you're supposed to do it?
I think so, yeah.
I mean, what other...
What other way...
What other way is there, you know?
There's more.
This is a long one.
She's gonna have to fucking craft storm breakers and like, what's going on here?
Okay.
I need one more...
Somewhere.
All the way over here.
I feel like that's the next puzzle.
I don't think it's over there.
But where's the last one?
Oh this one cuz I don't need it anymore
Oh fuck. Okay. How did I do that?
He's just crazy.
Don't fall now.
Let's combat in this game, Suck.
That's when your definition of Suck, I guess.
It's just Sandboxy is the best way I can describe it.
It's not like, it's not like, um, combat in this game is not like a traditional game where
there's really one way to approach a fight, you know, either Stodge or Perry or, you know,
you get your 1-2 combo, they get their 1-2 combo.
This game's kind of like, you just fancy it.
Like if you want to if you want a fight to be overly complicated, but look cooler you do that
If you want to fight to just be one button and press one button, then you kill everything. That's also fine, too
I've seen plenty of people
Play this game and they don't even care about like being efficient or doing all that damage
All they want to do is like look cool
They want to like grab one guy fucking choke slam them. They want to grab another guy with their axiom
Throw them into a wall. They want to fucking combo one and then like magic push another and
Then fly up in the air and then body slam all of them like that's how some people like to play the game
They just like to use every single combo that they as you can get and then there's people like me who
Don't care too much about that. I just want to efficiently kill stuff
But you can, yeah, that's the best way to describe this whole game is like, you just
creatively do things, or you don't.
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the
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Thanks for the answer, but is it fun? Do you enjoy it? If it was purely combat and story,
would you still play it? I mean, that's what it is. So you see what that game is? That's
what this game is. Exactly what you said is all the game is purely combat and story.
These puzzles are purely optional.
Where's the switch for this mechanism?
Oh, it's one of these.
Ah!
I see.
I've done this puzzle before.
They all have to be this height.
If I have to figure out...
Does it with two?
Wouldn't that be enough if I just grabbed this?
And then...
I'm gonna give it a go.
No.
Two.
What the fuck am I doing?
I'm stabbing the wrong way.
Oh my ass.
Hold on, we're getting there.
Hold on, we're getting there.
I don't know, we are not, we are not, well I do know that, but it might be easier if
I bring them all up.
And then bring this one down.
And then bring these back up.
I don't know why I didn't start like this.
Makes more sense.
Probably, it's probably how I should have started.
It's fine though.
It's all good.
Yeah, a little slow.
Oh wait, they're not the same thing.
uh...
higher
oh wait i can't go... oh fuck
oh jeez christ
uh...
oh jeez
oh jeez
oh jeez
We're gonna be here a while.
We're gonna be here a while.
We're gonna be here a while.
We're gonna be here a while.
Don't worry.
At some point, it'll just twist in the way I want it.
How it whiffs so hard.
It's crazy.
It's like I'm clearly aiming at it.
Bro! Fuck! This is so hard.
It was easy when I was only 4, but this one has 5.
Or no, it actually only has 4 too.
Why is it so hard for me?
of
This is quite the- it's quite the doozy.
This is quite the doozy.
Oh, so close.
So close yet so far.
I need these two because these are the only two connected.
And I need these two the same height.
Oh my god.
Don't worry, I'll get it eventually.
With enough spins.
With enough spins, I'll get there.
This is fucked up.
Oh, that one's connected to the three again, didn't it?
I'm just spitting fucking cubes.
Holy fuck.
Holy shit, man.
I'm going crazy.
I mean it's closer.
but, no.
Ah
I'm in the hardest puzzle yet.
This one's too low.
They look even, but they're not.
Oh my god.
of
of
of
of
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of
of
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
This is like yesterday's wordl
Fuck
fuck
Dude yesterday's wordl was so hard
One chat said this took him over three hours to do
I'm gonna be honest. This is fucking hard as shit
This is hard as shit
You know, I don't know there's always uneven
They're always uneven. Every time!
There's gotta be a way to make these fucking things even, and I just, I don't get it.
I can't get them even at all.
Ew.
Like there's gotta be a way.
I don't get it.
I don't understand. I've never had them even ever.
I felt like I've been spinning them all different ways and I can't get them even at all.
Am I just- is there a form- form- form- form here that I don't see?
Am I not seeing some sort of possibility here?
Cause I- I- I- I-
like they're always like slightly not the same they're always like you know
I'm saying there's always like a smidge off and I can't correct the smidge in
any way I've tried every fucking thing and the smidge is always the exact
Same.
I don't know. I don't see it.
Whatever it is, I'm not seeing it.
Grabbing me mad.
They're just a... It's like a quarter off.
I don't know. I don't know how to get these fucking pillars together with this pole shit.
I don't know.
I have no clue. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.
There's... they're not... I can't spin these fucking pillars in the right spot.
Oh my god.
right
they're all even at the start
That means I fucked it up somehow.
Because they're all even.
There's one that controls these two.
There's one that controls these two.
There's one that controls these two and three.
There's all three of these.
Who wants an oiler first?
Hold on.
Those are the three.
We want this one and that one to be the exact same height, oh wait, I think, I think that's
why it went down.
Okay, this should be easier, but I still can't.
I'm not seeing which.
Is it this one first?
And then...
And then this.
And then I could raise it.
And then this.
How are they not?
What? You lined up.
Found it.
Okay, so the whole time I was going crazy because I fucked it up.
I misaligned them from the very beginning and then there was...
Is there no way of saving it?
If you misaligned them at the beginning of the puzzle,
Is there no way of bringing it back? Because I was going crazy in circles.
There is, but it's way harder.
Do you think you could still unfuck it? If you fuck it? That's crazy. That would do it.
That one's crazy.
You have one shot at doing that. Right. And if you don't get it right, you need to reset the bubble.
One specific crank that I did must have completely ruined it.
I got blamed now, so that's cool.
These puzzles keep going.
Holy shit.
There's more?
There's like three or four more left?
Well, what do you mean by three or four more left?
Like, can they actually be completed?
Oh, that's right, they can.
When I did it last time, it's TP'd you back to the ground and it's like, yay, there's
one more puzzle on the ground and then you did it.
That's right, there is actually an end to the puzzle.
I honestly just wanted to play him.
I don't know if I really want to finish these.
How many boss fights have you done so far?
I don't know. 30 maybe? Let's see.
I don't know the time though.
38.
Oh, this is good.
I could totally see what I'm supposed to do.
What?
And I just fly to the end.
It looks like I have to make myself a platform.
But it kind of looks like it looks like I just move this platform around and make myself
Flat form? But I feel like I could just fly to the end.
Is that it?
Okay, no. So there's something. There's something somewhere.
Where, though? It's so dark.
might not be one I could just brute force I mean it could be maybe actually
I don't know it looks like I'm supposed to anything
I don't know what I'm doing with that.
What the heck does this do?
What's the point of standing on the platform when I can just clear everything?
I don't really get it.
If I could clear everything natty, I don't need to...
I don't need to clean up this platform.
Do I roll it to me, and then it opens and I kill something?
And that?
That worked?
I don't know if that worked.
Let me see.
Okay, I'm overthinking it.
As always, I'm overthinking it in classic, so it's gonna be simpler than that.
Whatever I'm thinking is not right.
I'm overthinking the fuck out of it.
Okay.
I don't know.
I think I'm in this portal thing.
Okay, that did something.
Did me flying through that portal do anything?
Was that even relevant to the fucking puzzle?
I don't think it had anything to do with the Wuzzle, but flying through the portal did nothing.
Did I grab these as fucking things?
grab that I could barely see holy shit
grab that can't grab that
what the fuck am I gonna do? I thought maybe I rebuilt it or something but
let me grab it I'm so too far
Oh, you can grab it. That was just too far away.
Food is so dark. This is a terrible thought this would do at night. What the fuck?
That snap in, I can't tell.
I can't do shit.
That work
What was wrong here?
I don't know what.
This?
Holy shit, this puzzle is awful.
Oh my goodness, this one's bad.
Jesus.
This is not good.
I should have gave you, I don't know, more real estate maybe.
Wow.
That's a bad one for sure.
I don't know how to make this any easier, dude. I don't have any fucking room.
Like, I thought maybe I could pull the pedestal over, but no, there's... I just don't have room.
How do I have room to do this fucking thing?
They gave me a bigger platform.
Holy... that's not bad.
At least it's optional, right?
I'm choosing to go through this hell.
Does that work? Is it connected?
Oh my god.
Did that work?
I think if you're so little space, oh my god, what are they thinking?
What was the reasoning here?
Oh, this is crazy.
Oh my god.
This...
This takes the cake, I think, for worst puzzle made, for sure.
I mean, the thought is there.
I will say, the thought was there.
Exit charges, however.
Not looking so good.
Move the big block to stand on it. It doesn't connect to these.
That's the kicker. The kicker is...
That's what makes the puzzle really funny.
Is the puzzle piece that you move the platform doesn't connect to these.
So...
It makes it that much harder.
You give me some room please
That one really wants to snap over there.
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, yeah.
Okay, where do you want to go, sir?
your own spot you also want to go you all want to go to the same spot huh I hear
you I hear you you can't all fit there though
Stop
Fuck this would make me crash out. Yeah, this is really bad
Okay that one connected
They kind of like auto go to where they would they want to go it's just a little awkward
Okay, I'm sure. Nice try, I guess. Try that again.
Well, alright, we'll do you instead.
Where do you want to go, sir?
Where are you thinking?
What is your destination at hand, Mr. Puzzle Piece?
I'll let you be the boss.
Holy... this is so wrong.
I'm trying to stay calm, but...
it's not easy.
It's not easy.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. You got this. You got this, Mr. Puzzle Piece.
I think I'm gonna grab you instead or what?
Oh my god, I'm wasting my time with you.
They're not real.
They're not real things.
Why do they want to snipe?
Oh, that's why they all wanted to snap into the same fucking spot, because they're on the same damn piece!
That makes more sense.
That's why every single one of those was floating into that corner and getting stuck on each other,
because they're the same fucking piece.
Please tell me we're done.
Oh, geez. Oh, geez. Oh, please. Just one? Oh, thank God. Oh, wait, no, there's one more.
Uh...uh...Please don't fall. Please don't fall. Please don't fall. Please don't fall.
I'll be honest, I feel like I'm maintaining my composure really well in this, in this, uh, in this puzzle.
Okay, well, now you're too big, apparently.
So I can't see, uh...
Uh...
They're tiny guys somewhere?
Like the tiniest piece on this Earth?
Cause I don't see it.
I'm looking for the tiniest tiny one.
That's fine, it won't reset, right?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This puzzle, holy shit, it's something.
That's something right.
No, no, no, no, no, no, stop stop stop behave behave
This is how I would imagine I never I never drove an 18-wheeler, but this is how I would imagine an 18-wheeler drag
Exactly like this game
Any truck drivers out there coming to the street?
Dude, you're right there, just go, please, please, please.
Am I done?
No, I'm not.
Wow.
Ugh, there's more.
Oh, there's more.
Maybe I'll fly through them and get to the first one.
This has got to be it, right?
If it's not this, I don't know what it is.
Wait.
What?
I never fixed this one.
Oh my god.
I thought it was done.
No way?
So there's a little piece somewhere in this darkness.
Oh.
Okay, if you guys see the small piece, you let me know.
Oh wait, is that it? I think I'm stuck.
I don't know, I'm just gonna have to guess here.
Oh thank god.
Done?
Once again another situation with this game is like really really the thought
was there the puzzle is really cool and creative but like you're unnecessarily
giving your player no space like at least give at least the key to play a
little bit of fucking room to breathe
Moving platform did give you space? No. I don't know if you saw, but I tried in the very,
very first platform. The very, very first time I tried to pull it up to try to give
more space it went to the one to the left so it didn't give me any space and then the other portal
did give me space it was one of them one of them did not give you any space that you tried to move
the platform and it didn't go there the first one first one specifically the other three i think may
I didn't even have any, that was over at that point.
Oh my god, I'm done!
I don't know, there's gonna be one more puzzle.
Hey, this is a copy-paste!
Hell yeah.
Wait.
Wait.
It's not a copy-paste.
It's literally the same...
same puzzle that I finished? Why? Why did it take me to the same spot that I finished?
That doesn't make any sense.
What?
So, I went through ear, I think.
And then it went here, this one, which is the same as this one.
Do they all connect to each other or just two?
Because there's a sanctum right here.
There's stars is connected to, I guess, whichever one I just did.
It's ringing a truth.
Do they all connect? And like this one for example, have I not finished this one?
Don't worry.
This is the frost one, but it said when I go to this area right here says you cannot pass.
Oh, can I pass now?
Oh, that's why I can't pass.
I didn't go up to the spires. So I think every, I think two of them connect and
loop every time. How many of them are there? It should be an even number. It
should be an even number of these things. Or maybe not even, because the last
one is the culmination of all of them or whatever.
Spires, there's nine. Yeah, so two connect, two connect, two connect, two connect,
connect and then the last one I guess is the end of all of them. I don't know. I never
went up here. I did this. It got to the area that I can't go any further. Apparently I
did that but I definitely didn't. I definitely didn't do this. But I know where all the
witches are at. Is this witch here now?
I wonder if my flame abilities can be better than my lightning ability.
Something tells me the lightning ability is pretty good, but I am down to try.
The fire one looks cool as shit.
I think it looks way cooler than the lightning.
I don't really care which one's cooler though, I care about which one does more damage.
Damn, the switch is still not here.
I'll just worth a check.
It's still not here.
I thought maybe because I did the main quest it would, it would unlock her, but...
I'm gonna do the flame one.
I bet you there's one that's good for single target though.
I don't know what element.
wind storm or whatever that's probably that's probably good for single target
or the ice one the ice one maybe I don't have any ice in view or I have the ice
in view but I don't have a nice piece of gear no I can't really try it however I
do want to try to fire one because that could be cool I have to grab my
gloves really quick
of
the fire one is
an affair of gloves I believe
the of not the fees
to
watch teleporting in this game
to
to
to
to
Am I done with the story? No, I haven't touched it today.
Actually, that's not true. I did- I did something. I did save the witch or something, I don't know.
Something am I gonna replace for this? Oh, my lightning one.
Did I grab the wrong fucking gloves?
No way, no way, no way dude!
I even looked at them, made sure it was the right ones, and I still grabbed the wrong ones.
I doesn't even make any sense!
I don't know how that happened, I don't know.
He's about to put him back in again.
Sick, sick, sick, sick.
Proud of myself, very proud of myself.
How many fucking... how many of those some hot keys to keep you around the map?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Map-wise, AI says this is twice as big as Skyrim.
Skyrim is pretty large too.
I believe it.
I believe it.
Extract.
Extract.
Alright, let's see if this ability looks cool, because I feel like all the damage is going
to be negligible.
of
of
the
I'd have to try it in a fight, I guess.
Is there a fucking, is there a boss I could fight somewhere?
A little test run?
Test run boss?
I could just go do main, main will probably bump into something.
Ice watch alter.
Oh wow.
Ice watch alter.
The question marks usually mean bosses, I'm gonna be honest.
time I've gone through a question mark at a POI it's usually boss related oh it's
the chocolate factory did you kill the legendary moose I did yeah what are
Marnie's outposts.
Worth?
No, it was just a decoration.
The only legendary animal that seemed worth was the White Tiger.
He actually gave like a ring, but the others were just visuals.
All right, this is my way of getting around, I guess.
I feel like I'm missing a lot because I'm mainly doing the main quest.
You're just missing a lot of side content.
That's all.
If you only do main, it will be hard.
I think.
I think if you only do main, it's quite hard.
What's the boss fight here?
I'm about to land into a cutscene.
Hold on.
And cutscene.
I was going to explore.
I don't know, maybe the lightning ability is better.
I just didn't really hit me, but it's fine.
I got some pillies.
I'm back!
What's up? I'm a little low. I'm a little low, man.
Oh! You hit the blues. You hit the blues.
You hit the blues.
Oh, there's the immune blues. Here it is. Don't kill me with these.
I'm back!
Hey, you missed me?
out
I'm back hey miss me
Oh, they need loose one more phase one more phase
One more? Or no?
I'll show you.
It hits hard as fuck.
Electromecho- what the- what the- Electromecho longsword.
Oh it's like um, you can't upgrade it, you can't put any sockets in it.
Anyone struck by it suffers not only the blade's damage but the shock from the electricity.
Interesting.
You can use it like this. You can have a Swah if you wanted.
It's kinda cool.
The only problem with those weapons is like they don't have sockets, but like
they'll never be good.
The problem with the fire is you can't see shit.
Yeah.
Lightning might maybe be better for visibility.
I'm curious what the ice and the storm ones do, but I don't have the affinities for them,
so I can't.
Or like the, whatever, the infuse of it.
Wait.
Do the gloves?
I wonder if, since this is like a lightning affinity weapon, if you had the imbue lightning
and you just did normal attacks, would the bet still, would like this, this should still
work in terms of lightning imbue?
Like does it only work on, I don't know, I don't think so because it says attacks
imputed lightning can trigger or is it lightning at the cost of spirit?
Not the whole time I work.
That's a cool little boss fight, actually.
It was hard.
I don't have the the downside of my build is like I think I do pretty good damage
I feel like I do very very good damage extremely high stagger so like fighting
bosses can be easy but the downside is I don't have I don't have the defense that
someone else might have is if you use a great sword or a long sword rather like
if you use a use a two-handed weapon on glyph like this you still get all of the
buffs that your shield has so that means you can have a five socket two
hander that means you can have a five socket two hander with the defense of
a three socket shield so you can have really really high defense while
still outputting like pretty good damage. I think dual wields just has more stagger because
you're hitting so many times, you know, in quick succession. I'm not sure though, that's
just my guess. I haven't really tested it, that's just what... like, ah, that's like
a hunch of mine. I feel like my hunch feeling there's probably right. I don't think that
makes two-hander better. I think it still makes the dual wield better, but why is there
a circle around this? What's going on here? Oh, is this where I tried to walk in and
it like fucking I think this was like the zone I tried to go in and like TP'd me
out or something weird but yeah I don't think that makes I don't think that makes
you better because shields are not weapons I don't think or maybe they
are I think I guess it's if shields are weapons then it is better I just
I don't know if shields are weapons.
I thought shields were just shields. What the fuck? It's a sniper!
It's an ornithopter!
Just a baby version!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
How do I deal with these things?
Clockwork and dragon.
Ha ha ha!
Huh, they're cool.
I don't know what this circle means.
of
the
fact that
of
of
his area is a lot
Hold the lever? Oh, there's a lever. I didn't see it. I'm staring at the door.
I love that even though you've been playing for a few days, there's still new shit. I've
been playing for a lot more than a few days at this point. I think it's been over a week?
Well never oh this lever I actually yeah, I actually think I've been playing for over a week
What the fuck
What the bio shock is this what's up bitches?
of
the
Can I fight bosses with this fuckin' thing?
Oh, this thing gets smoked!
Oh, never mind. I don't want to fight bosses with things.
I can't even handle a simple fucking grasshopper.
That's cool. It sucks, but it's cool.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. This grasshopper is crazy.
I could barely handle a fucking grasshopper, holy shit!
Jesus Christ!
Alright, my bad, Mr. Grasshopper, you were strong!
That's not the mechs' fault.
That's not a grasshopper?
Oh!
What is it?
What is that?
Well, if it's not a grasshopper, what the fuck is it?
Wait, I kind of want to clear all these areas.
I feel like your people can do some insane research here.
There are not many POIs.
It's just this.
The ironworks.
This game's researching system is really cool.
There's a lot of cool shit.
Palin council infirmary barracks trading post institute of payload holy fuck
that's probably expensive I bet you do that's probably
You're straddled, you always have the worst takes when it comes to games? I don't.
I think every single person who's offended with some of my takes, they're the ones I got bad takes.
My takes are based as fuck.
I don't know, it's really, when it comes to my takes on games though, it's really easy to not be happy with them because I enjoy every game.
So like obviously if I enjoy every game and I have a really good time playing
video games of course it's gonna seem like my takes are shit because you just
don't like games as much as I do and that's okay. You don't have to fucking
roast me about it.
of the
2026 is my multi-gamer. I don't know if you guys know. I think I said this at the start of the year. I don't know if you were there.
My goal in 2026 is to play more games than all of my years combined. All 15 years of streaming.
In this one year I want to play more games than every year combined.
I don't know if that's possible, but I'm going to try.
It's going to mean my viewership is going to be dog shit, but who asked, you know?
Who asked?
What's in here? Anything?
There's another mech in here.
Is there anything else in here besides a mech?
I'm curious if there's a...
...there's a main in this area, or if this is pure side.
Oh, these are all good people. This whole place is like at war, though.
There's probably a man here.
Alright, can I keep you out of here, or is it...
I don't know if it'll let me.
Oh, it does. Thanks.
Alright, where the fuck was my main quest?
I'm distracted I'm going to this drill at this fucking K-Kona drilling rig hold on
oil I'm distracted again
We play GTA 6 when it comes out. Will he still be alive then? True. Dude, I think like that
all the time. I don't know if you guys think the same way, but every time I'm excited for
something, whether it's a game launch, TV show, or movie, I always think, man, I hope
I'm alive before you know like I won't hope I get to see it. I hope I get to play it
I don't know why my brain always does that but
Like that yeah dune part 3 that's what I'm hoping for like I hope I get to live for dune part 3
because at the same time I live for that I live for doomsday I live for fable I
live for everything yeah I really hope I get to live till December 18th
I mean this game is kind of this game kind of reminds me of fable obviously not as good
is fabled, but it does remind me of it a little bit. The sandboxiness of it. Oh shit, boys.
oil that's cool let's rain
Oh shit, badman?
I'm just Batman here
Hey guys, I like your drill really cool. I'm gonna claim it now
Drills gonna be all mine
All right, guess I'm going down you just come up for now
Oh, what the fuck?
They're coming down.
Alright, I'll come back up. Hold on.
Give me a sec.
Hold on. You're there.
Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm coming.
One second, guys.
Relax.
Don't worry. Almost there. Hey, hold on.
There's no boss here? There's gotta be a boss. Nothing.
I think I might like the lightning strike more than the fireball.
I thought the fireball would be cool, but I don't know.
I like the lightning strike a lot.
a lot a lot.
Game seems like a high-end single-player RuneScape.
I can't wait for Dragon Wilds to get as good as, like, as big as a game like this.
Whenever Dragon Wilds gets as big as a game like this, I'm gonna play that game so much.
Oh my god.
So fun.
Alright, well, there's actually nothing here.
Well, there's quite a storm.
Prepare the Valvru...
...Lubricant.
Lubricant
Find a way into the valve room
Down here
Pull this lever
Perhaps
Find and repair the broken conduit.
Oh, a wire.
Okay.
I'm turning on the fucking drilling rig.
This is great.
We're about to get fucking oil, boys.
The light's shining on it's pretty cool, I like that.
It should do more shit like that.
This is weird, right?
Isn't this weird?
There's a couple, like, puzzles in this game that are so well done.
Where it's like... I mean, the yellow paint's a little too obvious, but, like, the light shining on it, like, hey, go here.
Like, that's nice. It's weird how some puzzles and some little, like, mechanisms...
give you good context, and then others just give you nothing. It's like they just...
I think they just didn't get around to it, I don't know.
I'm going to get so much oil from this.
I'm going to get so much oil from this.
Wait, could I have hit the top of those pillars with my force punch on that puzzle I was giga
stuck on?
Because they're looking oddly yellow like the top of those other ones were.
Those other ones were yellow as well.
Everyone's shouting at you to do that.
Wow.
Wait, does that just make the puzzle insta-finish?
Okay.
Okay, um, I'm sure what I'm supposed to do here.
Did I do it? Maybe I did it.
I think I did it. I just wasn't paying attention.
I love how the tip is like, cling onto the wall.
That's how you get in here.
It's the only way to get in here.
It's like, cling onto the wall.
Do I pull a lever now?
Do I go all the way up?
Oh, I bet you I go all the way up.
I bet you I was wrong.
How do I start this oil rig?
What?
Where's the on switch?
Up there, maybe?
that
that
that
deliver the news to Cordelia
Hell yeah oils back on the menu boys
I'm gonna be honest. I think this is what captures the game for a lot of people
It's like when you get a view and you're like, holy shit like this is the map
Obviously that's out of bounds very clearly. That's not in the map over there
But you could see like from the right hand side all the way to the left
going so freaking far and you're like dude this is gonna take a while to clear
and then when you see this it's either you A think no I'm good or B I want to
see what's in this map I feel like if you have no interest when you see a
landscape like this to explore the map then the game is just not gonna be for
you I feel like
I gotta deliver the news to Tink Tinkered Town.
happen after each view well not really I'm just explaining that like all good I
was gonna do it again
yeah there's a chance I could send men for oil now but like why would I want
to send men for oil unless I could sell oil for a high price which might be
possible. I could look at all the markets and see if oil goes for a high dollar.
The prices of things though, I'm not sure if the price is per package or per 25 delivery.
Oh, there's a bounty here. Hey motherfucker, where do you think you're going? Hey, hold on.
Pizza shit, come here.
I'm getting Harry Potter lookin' ass, come here.
I'm comboing.
I'm comboing, I'm comboing.
I'll try to hold, Ducky.
That's true.
You owe me an explanation!
Let me go!
I don't even know, this guy might not be worth shit, but...
This guy might be worth literally nothing.
Is there a town nearby that I could dump him at?
Yeah, right here.
Hold on, I gotta turn my quest first and then I'll dump you.
Hold on.
I gotta talk to this guy for my achievement.
You got any dies that are cool?
Deep blue!
Oh yeah, deep sky blue!
Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Holy, that fist.
I don't know where my body target is.
What am I loading?
Well, I'll just...
Okay, whatever, I'll let him go.
Tell me where and all I'm looking to add some cover.
Oh, yeah.
Oh we could get drippy. Oh yeah we could get drippy boys.
Oh my god, a blue cape?
Holy fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Oh yeah.
Okay, here's the problem though
These gloves can't be died. I don't know why these gloves specifically can't be died
So I'm gonna need to find a new pair of gloves because this is a problem look at how ugly those look
They're so bad
I see like how much blue is too much blue like if you did everything blue is that too
much blue yeah it definitely is too much well
not so like how do I dye my pants and run my shoes
half of my pants can't be dyed what's up with that
is one of these pants you can't dye pants those gloves I know I know man
believe me I know no I know too much I know there's there's such a thing as
much blue believe me I know I just I it's it's I don't have any other colors
so I don't have any other colors I don't have any options here oh are these pants
This is damn, there's this many colors?
Oh, BAM!
Okay, it doesn't look great.
You gotta have some accent colors, but I don't have any.
So, we're going all blue.
Guys, we don't have accent colors.
I don't know what to tell you.
We're going all blue.
We're going literally all blue.
Oh, you can't die the helmet either.
Oh, no, guys, it's over.
It's so over.
It's so over.
It's over.
It's over.
I'm going back to normal.
Alright, anyway, you can't die the helmet and you can't die the gloves.
fine you just got to match the you got to match the bottoms of the top so like
this my helmet is this little raccoon helmet I just need to keep the tone dark
with the white accent or a lighter accent and then it'll probably match
even if it's not the same color
My Raccoon helmet is too cute to get rid of, so...
I fixed your drill. Oil for everyone.
Suddenly.
Shadow puppet dies!
Slow down.
We can keep the great Marnie's gift, the light of Tinkerton, glowing bright.
I'll go check on the other machines.
for helping us. I can assure you, we won't forget your kindness.
Can I get anything cool for that quest?
Never. Never do.
Check the knowledge.
41% I'm gonna be honest man that's pretty fucking insane I know it doesn't seem it
but I'm almost halfway through every inch of the game that's pretty cool I'm
almost halfway through everything every little critter every NPC every quest
everything. It's like an hour a percent kind of. I mean it's really easy to kind
of bang out a lot right? Like look at the city. If I talk to all of these people
that's tons. You're talking you're getting up you're getting a unlock for NPC and
then you're getting an unlock for potentially what's inside because there
be items that are unidentified so like hitting all these question marks is a lot.
I almost have the whole map revealed. There's only one town I haven't been to.
One singular town and it's this town up here or no I've been here but I can't ring the bell.
I think, I think that's the problem and then I'll have the whole map revealed.
I think maybe I don't know anyways maps fucking huge
oh I wanted to go to town because I want to see can I can I can I send my men
I feel like you're wearing him on your head.
You gotta name him?
Do you want my raccoon on my head?
I'm gonna name him.
I'm gonna name him.
Raccoon on my head, his name is Georgie.
Georgie.
Not me.
The guy on top of my head.
That's Georgie.
Am I here? Oh.
I was about to ask you when you were heading out.
I'm building a statue of myself in a city.
Um, okay, so I liberated that grilling operation and I think I could get oil now.
Just a thought.
a hundred and thirty two thousand for the payloon council construction oh my god
repairing all of payloons probably like a million probably a million million
dollars or whatever that's crazy I'm gonna do it what's I looking for I also
want to do this time war and ruins excavation because like this could chain
like you're doing some random excavation getting a cube and you could
finish this mission and it could like chain into a quest quest chain or
something you have no idea this one's really tempting to do
Um
Where's the oil what was it called oil drill or something
Drill
I don't see it I think or two no that was the city
Am I creating? I don't see it. I don't see it at all.
Barney's Steel Armory, well, produces weapons of immense destruction.
I should go clear that.
Anyway, I thought I could use my people to drill oil, but I'm not seeing it as an option.
I'm not seeing it as an option at all.
You could always set...
What was it called?
Barney's drilling rig, huh?
Oh, it is an option.
for food? Food? What do you mean food? There's no one better than me when it comes to managing
folk. I can't even see it in this list anywhere, I'm confused.
But I don't know why it would make food, it's kind of weird.
It's not weird, what kind of food are you making over there?
Second one on the list?
Domenis?
I think it's just not here.
Oh my god, I gotta chill with the fucking tomatoes.
I gotta chill with the tomatoes.
Oh my god, how many tomatoes is one man gonna have?
How many tomatoes do I already have?
Oh my god.
I want to see all the trading posts,
and all the major towns.
I think you could look at them, if you double click.
I want to see what they buy again.
This guy buys,
Salts, tobacco, honey, swords, primstone, armor, silk.
Swords sell for a lot.
Armonial swords.
Silk sells for a decent bit, too.
OK, let's see.
I'm checking all the guys that I have unlocked, all the
dealers.
I want to see if any looms buy tomatoes.
He buys wine, gunpowder, wow gunpowder is hefty, 70% plus 70% my god, oh my god, oh
There's no pay loon guy.
I'm gonna be able to repair it.
This one's ideal because he's so close.
He'd probably make a lot of money if you make whatever he wants.
He buys flower, pelts, blasts, jade.
Jade is a lot.
Holy shit.
Ivory is a lot.
even silks a lot of this guy this would be the ideal situation is buying getting
stuff for this guy and then selling it to you know ivory or packaged gum or silk
or jade
I don't know if I could make any of those I don't think I've unlocked like a silk
Farmer and cave farmer. Would that be food? No, it would be like the crafting
symbol. It'd be like... no that's engineering. It'd be um... pottery. Literally
ceramic pots. Little weaving. I want to see if you could like... I want to see if you
You could actually make money from the system, or if the system is just for fun, and like
for you, you know, just for you.
Flower baskets.
Leap arrow production.
Fish.
Glass arts.
Beers.
So much that I have to clear, it's crazy.
Look at all these POIs, I've never cleared.
I'm going to send my guys to do it, never mind that I'll dispatch.
If you need a particular someone, I'll arrange a few.
Alright, before I get involved in anything else, because I could easily go down a rabbit
pole of just more shit, more content, do this, clear this, do this, clear this, do
this, clear this.
Before I go down that rabbit hole, I am going to sign off because I don't want to start
something and then leave it kind of just open-ended so I'm going to jump off here.
As soon as I get an idea in my mind of where I want to go or what I want to do, whether
it's main quest or killing a boss or going with this ice watch altar, if this thing
looks fucking sick, I don't know, it's here.
an idea in my mind, I'm just gonna step away. Step away.
Oh, GG's fellas, GG's. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you guys for watching.
I'm losing track of my days, but I'll be on tomorrow. I think tomorrow's Sunday
I'm out of here fellas. Biggie's
Yeah, I'm addicted. I'm addicted. I don't know. I don't know why I want to it's just I don't want to 100% of the game
That's impossible. That's gonna take too long 100% of the game will take like three to 400 hours
but I want to get to like
60 I'm at 41% right now
I want to get to about 60 if I can get to 60 to 70. I'm pretty happy with that
That's a lot though by the way 60 to 70 percent is a lot of the fucking game, but we'll see
I'll be on tomorrow GG's guys. Thank you for watching one little nine and a half hour sesh
Have a good night stay safe
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Thank you guys for watching, GGs.