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Is this map any good?
Is this map any good?
Russian equals fruit.
What does that mean?
Everything's, fruit is the Russian way of saying shran.
Is that what you're saying?
I have not seen any little bit of this map, but I'm assuming it looks the exact same.
I hope this version of cash doesn't look like the version that we saw recently.
Remember when we saw that recent version of cash that was like overgrown and shit?
I hope it doesn't look like that because that fucking look terrible.
I have not seen it though.
I mean I got a little spoiler here so I guess I opened the game in it.
I mean I opened the game and this is what it looks like so I guess I already know what
it looks like.
clearly not overgrown all right well why you got a spoiler like this dude why
you got to do a little video and spoil of the map let me get in there
I'm currently not online it's a problem
is there a map guide? hold on, is there a map guide for this shit?
Let's move oh my god, there isn't that guy hey this looks sick
I know you would sit on either side of this side or this side, and you would throw like
cross mode I don't remember what you do some shit like that to do cross mode I
do remember that that's about right don't love this but whenever that looks
It's really clean though.
Hello?
Hey.
What's going on?
Uh, not much.
Looking at cash.
This looks way better than whatever the hell that last abomination was.
Remember that?
Oh hell yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like fucking overgrown.
Overgrown, yeah, it was so bad.
Whatever that last abomination was.
I don't even know who like we really made that you know was that the mapmaker that made cash
Uh, I don't think so. I think that was
Or like a workshop version of it and it was terrible
I love how there's official, uh smokes
Already
Yeah, I could go to the I'd go to the customer. It's different, right? No, it's a
I mean cross smokes is about the same so
Ooh, it's my favorite place for map right here, it hauls.
Oh my god, you can't use a blue crosshair on this map, you just can't.
I can't fucking see it.
Dude, I looked at some of my 2013 screenshots and my crosshair was fucking massive.
That leads me to believe I've been using a massive crosshair since the beginning of
time.
I mean, I knew that. I know more about you than you know.
I didn't know that. I thought I was using a smaller crosshair back in the day, but my crosshair back then was bigger than it is now.
Yeah. And then the meta now is just like small crosshairs, I guess.
I also low-key don't think, it depends on your kind of play, but I don't think big crosshairs are like an L or anything.
I mean, how could they be the same fucking you like a sprayer you just point I don't know
I feel like if you're a sprayer big crossers are not that bad
Tapping might be a little dip
I don't know it doesn't really matter
Surprised you're not on the upload, right?
I mean, what am I gonna do the only thing I could do is make a new character
I
Was in the shower a second ago and I
I fucking blew the biggest not rocket out of my nose that I've ever seen in my life
It wouldn't stop dude. That's the best
That's the best feeling when it just keeps coming it frees up your sinuses for like yeah
No, it was so good. No, no, no, it's like it fully cleared me out
I was one of those where it was done. It was the end. It was the dumb one. Yeah
Whoa, this looks fucking weird. I have a CT spawn
There's no window in Z.
Yeah, I mean the window is one of the worst things you could have added to that.
To be honest.
I hate this door.
I hate this wood.
Like the checker spam is still the same too.
It's pretty much the same exact fucking map.
Which is a huge overview.
That map was awesome
It's I could see what you're saying though the map is so visually
Yeah, it's like it looks really good. I could see yourself getting distracted one swings
My eyes are like my eyes are like not attractive to the center of my screen. They're like looking
They instantly go to like different lighting spots
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What the hell you threw it? You threw it like...
I mean I guess that would work.
That was the same idea, you just...
Throw it on the fucking wall.
Dude, that's so easy to miss.
It still works!
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fact that
Oh, that's a tight one.
I don't really understand what the line up here is.
This is a fog.
I can't fucking see.
This map overlay shit is blocking my it's like
This one's weird
He's there like a left right click flash
Oh, it's so close.
Oh, it doesn't make it.
Oh.
You don't blind anyone.
actually. I feel like it doesn't make it. I should have had a no clip. I mean I should.
Oh jump right click. Oh yeah, people do that, huh?
Fire in the hall!
Fire in the hall!
Ow!
The hell out the way!
That won't be it.
There's a command to re-throw the grenade.
But... really?
Sv re-throw last grenade you ready Sv re or you want to keep looking at the map
and donation wall sorry I didn't get re-throw grenades and console command
That's fucking awesome
They got new tech
Yo, I wish we had the shit when fucking
Hey, you can like make bots move and crowd
Crazy
Yeah
You know that no, I didn't know like
Yes, too. I don't know
I
Seize two is about been out for years
That's it. You know this game came out in 2023, right? It's been three years
Yeah, it's getting less than a hundred hours in this fucking game
All right, thanks for the main venue
we can't play premier we have to comp it yeah honestly there's no difference
So it doesn't even matter.
Yeah, that makes sense.
We could throw in a little Alpine, a little Warden,
a little stronghold while we game.
Bro, just click that cache.
I lost my rank already, since then.
Yeah, what the fuck?
Why does it make you lose rank in like less than a week?
I guess it's been over a week.
Cache.
Cache on.
ZeddyX permanently banned in your chat.
Good.
Why? Why don't you like him?
because he's just listen listen to him and listen to you he's just an
attention-seeking fucking motherfucker he's done over
that's fire
tired of hearing his goddamn name okay I won't show you the word thank you just
asked about you a lot he likes you the problem him liking you is a problem it's
a problem yes well why does this person always ask me to play man fuck off same
person every time is it a bot yeah probably it's probably a bot yeah
Let's roll.
Full A minion.
Ah yes!
That's a fucking name right there.
God this map is...
Oh by the way you can spam this like entirely easier than the first map.
That mid spot?
people rush to like vent mm-hmm yeah on t-side there's like a window behind that
wall and you can spam it and does like so much fucking damage
that was a place in the first one or go I guess
so is this less round than a normal match no this is just normal
This without the right
Holy shit that was nice like look at a man, bro
This place is crazy. No, I'm gonna send it up made once you guess why I want quads one
Truck and one highway. Holy shit. We just got one two three
Oh
I'm not kidding all three of us were on three different angles we got picked by three different
I mean you guys all died instantly all three of you guys
all one shot us instantly brother
here boost me, boost me, I'm gonna get a eagle on zed and highway
I'm using any mouse as well because my career 5 time bro
that broke?
there's a piece of plastic, the mouse isn't broken itself but there's a loose piece of plastic inside the mouse
and it fucking gets stuck on the scroll wheel
Thanks for that.
Yeah, it's not good.
What's happening?
Okay, alright.
What the fuck were these guys?
Was it MP9?
Like that?
Dude, I used to be twice. That was insane.
Need help.
Need help.
wait he almost killed him
all that skill fucking low too
he let me help
can't take me a second to warm up
I'm playing the week
action longer
let me help
I've been playing D4
I'm confused
I'm sure it's just
it transfers yeah
it transfers over
I'm a smoke Z
do you know what from the spawn
I'm sure I could just run through it like I used to. I'm gonna aim right there and jump through. Run, jump through. Let's see if I can work.
That doesn't look right. I'm not gonna lie to you.
I'll throw it proper.
Wait, I still have the official guide up?
I missed, I missed.
What?!
Wait, how does that work?
I killed Highway 1D.
I think this guy man one site site well okay one of these guys has to be her
reason I think be made oh god fuck is the guy not hurt I was hurt
I'm getting re-broke!
Oh my god, getting that fucking kill.
It's only for the first five rounds.
Let's start playing this game again, telling it top ranks.
Brush B!
Brush up my AK, buggy.
watch out, watch out, watch out, turn go
oh, I'm gonna be there
I'm gonna be there
ok, smoke it
ok, yes, there
no way
no way
No way he's holding the smoke when his teammate runs in.
They start walking in and he's like, wait a second, hold on.
This is way better than fucking Premier. What do you mean?
What do you mean?
The players, they're here in Premier.
I don't know, it feels kinda the same.
We'll try to smoke Zee again.
His doesn't land, mine will.
Yo, yo, boost, boost?
Alright, well done.
Who it looks like taking Zwicky?
Not on me.
Is that right?
Yeah, it's lit.
I'm going to throw in a flashbang.
I'm pushing useless.
I got a d8 highway.
Shoot.
It's just fucking...
he's still inside.
There's one left.
There's one left.
There's one left.
There's one left.
There's one left.
Dude, little crossers suck.
They're so...
You can't even see them.
They're really little docks.
I thought you were gonna make the jump.
I was literally not even looking at my screen and that happened.
They dropped me to sexline 2.0.
I have this on the left of my screen wind rounds one out of 18
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, I'm going through this.
I'm going to fly through.
Yeah, I'm just going to.
My Z smoke is not hitting.
you're smoking
you got me sitting there
holy fuck that's fresh for the ceiling
nice
That guy got shit on.
We're back.
Like we never fucking left.
I kinda like the Super Light 2.
I'm using it right now.
Might.
Might stick with it.
The Q is on the Super Striker.
straight
Well, I got this much with smoke
Nice!
Can't learn mollies.
That's what's up!
Mm-hmm.
The game's audio is so fucking weird, it just sounds like the whole game's underwater.
Underwater game.
I'm so bad, that guy should be dead nine times over.
Mid low, mid low!
Um, I've got a problem.
You can't break the thing anymore try to do the tarot spray
One mid.
I'll wait for a truck.
I'll wait for SB.
At least I didn't look like that.
Yeah, that was bad.
Oh, they're calling that the dog slide now?
Oh.
That's the taric slide in my eyes
All right, I'm gonna stop throwing my smoke Z because it misses every time
Oh the lineup anymore
Watch this I'll hit it
No shot that's not even close
Not even close you do that from way too far back, but I like that
I'm not checking, I'm going fucking through the door.
I can't break the door.
I'm gonna shoot.
I'm shooting, fuck.
Pretty good shot.
pretty good try
one's dead
one's dead
what the hell he's running and shooting he's hit the side now
Oh, I didn't know this, but this is behind us, we're noble, okay, I don't know if we
That's a little ledge there, dude.
How is that not dying?
I douched him.
I thought he was flashing.
I'm going flashbang.
I'm going low.
That's like on a lit.
I don't know why they would put a lit in the main.
Stop stoning me.
I hear you, buddy.
Should be got four rounds.
I don't know what happened.
I'm so bad, I missed like 5 kills, I'm so assed, what an armor.
I love the Mactan.
Oh, go through, go through, go through, go through.
I don't know, am I still trapped?
Play minion.
I don't know why they make me laugh.
Play minion.
Let's make it down.
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All right.
These little peanuts was hanging out.
They're going to wish they would never fall off.
Wait, so if that was the wall,
the wall was this a penis?
I'm confused.
No, like his dick was hanging out.
Through the wall, out so big it's through the wall.
I hear you.
Yeah, it's hanging out.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Yeah, and I came in here and asked me
if I like watching TV shows on my PC.
And no, I don't even think I've ever done that in my life.
Yeah, you're a normal fucking human.
Oh, lord.
That's what I think.
Oh, get a diaper.
Jesus Christ.
Go diaper.
I'm talking about.
Fuck yeah, diaper.
Open that shit.
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the
death
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the
I wonder if you could smoke a main sill from the spot.
There's no way, right?
I bet you can.
I don't know what the spot is, but I bet you you can.
From Truffle, you aimed at the little...
Yeah.
Let's see.
Yeah, push.
Oh!
Ooh!
It actually worked.
weird as I should have been a two piece but yeah that's be a
I didn't use 400 dpi, I used 450 because I didn't know my mouse was set to that for years.
I can flash move Z if you ever need it.
Yeah you can throw one.
Popping it.
Let's do it.
one more, at least, two more, two more
up the highland
that's one highland, oh he's dead, he's mad
I think I killed them all or what?
I'm just fucking ahead and not just ending it.
Ending them again, they just one bullet in my ass.
I did notice the FPS in that grade on this map though. I mean it's like okay, you know, you have a guide.
You have a guide? The guide is still- oh wait, oh.
Flash shooting?
No, boosts me.
They're here, they're here, they're here, boosts me.
Going shroud? Ha ha!
Boosts me, boosts me?
I'm coming man, relax.
Oh, you're so fast.
Oh
I hit anyone I didn't hear anything keep shooting
Yes, one's door
One door
I mean oh there a there a you declare me one door open
The heart of our car clear
I can't believe that guy was the hardest clear I've ever seen holy shit
fuck bruh
he's on default
oh he's not listening
That was hilarious.
One hard cleared me and the other one was holding the crouch angle, like in the back to shoot
my feet.
We're so ready for it.
Yeah, I mean, I guess it makes sense considering I jumped right off that and threw a smoke.
Maybe?
I don't know.
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I could flash you through heaven. Give me a sec, give me a sec, give me a sec, flash through heaven, flash through heaven.
Okay, it's clear, I'll push through.
Checker, checker.
Hold the spawn.
What?
He just ran through the spawn smoke.
I just can't believe you killed him like that.
Yeah, he's fucking spraying.
I'm going to jump.
Let's go.
You motherfucker.
Did you sell a lot?
I
There's just
I don't know why there was a name.
I also mollied you too.
You killed all of them but I just was spamming fucking you till at you like you weren't killing
them or something.
And last guy was a door homid oh shit
Oh man, I could do that fast
I don't know if you guys answered why are you guys not playing face-it, it's too much work.
It's easier to click play.
Oh, that's alright. You didn't have an AK.
I updated my bios, turned all the shit on, I still can't play face it.
Load up, premiere, whatever the fuck this is, comp.
I don't know if I like this cash better than the original
I've loaded up the string. It's all good.
I don't know the flash.
It's still lit.
Oh, I don't know.
It's just full B.
Oh, we might want to save.
It gets paid to stream all day, but logging into the face is too much work.
I mean, it really is you have to go in you have to go download the client log in restart your computer
Before you
I don't know what my info is
Then you got to go through all the UI to figure out how to you again
How to fight again, how to have you kill those friends again
And then you have to figure out where to queue when in reality I just load up the game press play and I'm in
So it is a decent bit more work. I
I don't even know my log in
Yes
happen. I don't want to see any way faces got longer Q-10. That's also an L. I don't
know how you could ever want to go through all that when you could just hit play.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Damn, I had it for 86 and one.
No, so much damage. No.
We might be.
It's fucking highway to mid and you just need to speed him.
He's coming for more.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
We win this is insane
That was actually I think he was he was he sandboxed yeah, oh he just
ranks Jesus Christ wait those are classic ranks you bring that back for
this premiere shit yeah this is what competitive is you get your you get your
right I got a terminal
yeah I got one too and it was fucking terrible I'm gonna get something real good
10 cents 19 cents 4 cents it's cute it's pink
I used to be sick.
Hell yeah.
I was sick.
Really great terminal there.
yeah every time I've opened one of those terrible nothing literally nothing at
Terminals are a bigger scam in cases. You don't have to buy anything. You just look at them
I was on a scam you don't even look
Or you don't even buy you just take a little peak
But you still got to pay well you don't I mean you shouldn't be paying for skins at all
Bro I only play Demetrius and Flairys what the fuck I put them 15 times
That's crazy because we just played them as well.
We're gonna play both those people's in here.
They just like cash.
I mean, like I just, like, I'm so...
Like, the warmup should be longer, but I'll get...
It's not really much of a warm-up, huh?
Yeah, I don't even get to shoot another player.
The ping's back to normal.
Well, this is actually like a...
Yeah, on a calyx, I bet you it's not.
I
Go fucking four people around
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna one AK this guy crossing the highway
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No way they bought right?
No.
Do you actually know the Z6?
Or do you have the lineup or whatever?
Not from here, no I don't know.
Do I have the lineup from outside of here or yes?
But definitely you should just know it from spawn right?
I mean you should be like
Definitely one of us got it for sure. There's no way all of them missed
No one ever tries to run the bed
Oh
I'm kind of watching. I'm watching for.
I'm trying to get it out. I'm going to go door. I'm going to go all the way around.
I
I
I was gonna need the smoke and then I just am I made out and I see this guy walking
right past me
Like that play though run all the way around one HP. Yeah, I like it a lot the game winning play
Well, I think you should probably one but
You can flash us over this
Checkers.
What the fuck, Evan?
I miss.
Why is the map guide on? Go away! Get off my fucking screen.
I couldn't see where to aim.
The map guide's supposed to teach me.
I gave him a hard stress.
He's in checkers?
What?
mindbox mindbox the checkers box he's low
I lost the round because I missed the smoke
I turn off the fucking map guide. Thank you. Here you go.
That's a poor shirt. That is unfortunate. That flash count means that bad.
I tried to throw my smoke and then that guide was up and then it actually
somehow made it worse because I couldn't see the white dot. So I threw a smoke and
then it just whiffed completely.
Oh, I got some phlegm in my stomach.
Oh, here we go.
I'm gonna smoke the trap.
I missed it.
God, there's no fucking way.
These ones are good.
You want one?
No, no, no.
I need to throw this one again, uh oh, uh oh, is it here?
I don't know if that's right, I don't want to be honest, I'm not dead.
People
Fucking tune right there sounds like something that would be in fucking doom
Mm-hmm or do you?
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death
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death
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death
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death
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Oh my god.
Here goes.
Oh.
Oh my god.
Now I gotta wait two minutes for this guy.
Oh my god now I gotta wait two minutes for this guy.
G-Hucking-G.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Probably the Abandons and then GG.
The map end.
Not like so.
I think we have the chance to surrender.
You guys need to shift the game.
You go.
You go.
Someone just asked about his Chinese.
Hi.
Are you?
Yeah.
I am.
30% Chinese.
I am 30% Chinese.
I
Just front of Ozer he doesn't play a flitch and lock. I mean this could be anything right this would be death
Oh, let's go. Welcome back. You go flitch and lock. This could be work around three unholy
That brings back memories
I feel like that symbol is used for a lot of different things.
There you go.
There you go, my ego.
Alright.
Okay, stop sight.
I
Think both no
One of us
That's a truck wall you can fake plant
Damn, last level long.
81 and 3, 81 and 3, yeah, I was, I was blind as fuck.
That's crazy, 3-2?
Yeah, I got, I didn't get hit by the second one at all.
Yeah, they were terrible fucking flashes, but it just worked for me.
They're very good, but...
what the fuck is this remodel this is sick wait I should use this
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, he lost his bomb, bruh.
Too late, he typed it.
Oh, that looked so weird.
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I hope to one day be Chinese.
Push the bomb.
Plant your bomb right there.
Yeah, what do you mean by that?
That was one simple, it's one simple.
I
Wish I knew I did the one thing that I wish I knew about CS like I love playing the game
But I wish I knew dates like I just don't
So necessary though
I'm burning
This is default for quad
Default
He's always gonna be default
I'm not died dude
This is so fucked
was the guy on Cali?
yeah our teammate went up the ladder and just like back i don't know i don't know
i was worried to watch
what was Cali like on top highway on the site
Oh shit, they're gone through. Hell yeah.
One more smoke. Heaven. I remember it, I think it's here.
Jesus, melt time, is it? Who's this?
It's a hot smoke.
Hell yeah? Great smoke by me.
Wait
Sight on they might have both walked in
Oh, wait.
Nice.
Laser.
Laser.
Laser.
Laser.
I
Was so I we fighting digging the mole said I don't believe
I
I
I feel like Elon Musk.
Why does it feel like the way before people died in CS?
I don't know.
Give me a bajillion.
He has two things.
I'm running up to eight and nine.
I hear that.
They missed each other.
Someone will know it.
They're all there.
You should have.
Oh, he shot at that air.
Literally nothing on the screen
Now we're left into these guys
So no, I think I should have done that
Oh my goodness
I was in a fucking fire fight
I think I should have done that
I don't know what rank is this, I don't know.
Probably just a wide range of ranks.
one more in main
dead
one more in main
They're coming in.
They're coming in.
We're re-a-ing.
One more de-vault.
Got this.
Oh, he's happy.
Interesting.
Nice.
I didn't see shit that close.
That was close.
He only had a USB and didn't push.
He probably so when I backed off he probably walked up and then he didn't see me peaking so he was like well fuck it
That's my guess
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the
the
the
Okay, I got it.
Dude, I got it.
You got good, I'm gonna take this.
You take your piss, bro.
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smoke
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Shit.
That sucks, I think.
If I just got one more, maybe.
That's not what I think, if I just got one more, maybe.
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the
no assistance all good
on four
as your flash
and support
and threw by nades just not my flash
You lied to me all my other nades
Oh, I'm gonna get through to you man.
Oh, this is going to get fucking run through by him by the way.
That guy wasn't ready to run through, I think he went around.
Here we go.
I guess I should have lashed him front right or something.
I threw my molly in my name but I realized now that that's not very important.
Yeah you could have smoked a main in flash and red for me safely.
All good.
I'm the main active.
I know. I did. I did. You mean
back. Oh my god. That couldn't
have been worse timing. This
guy's a psycho for peeking this
thing. Both.
There's one.
Wait a minute.
These guys' V-Models fucking me up.
I don't know how people play with that shit, but I'm getting dead center of the screen.
I don't get it.
I look he missed having my numpad to buy you. Yeah, I think the buy menu is actually worse this game
I think somebody asked who's that?
Hey man, don't worry, hey man.
I think they're saving.
They're flashing.
Oh my god, ugly.
Flashing me?
Oh
One by there
I don't know where you're going over there.
No, under him.
I didn't do it.
I did.
Oh, so far.
Oh, that's been confused.
You're the most weird.
We should have passed out of him.
I can't believe that. You did 57 to me.
I double-digit, I think.
Double-digit shoes.
Hey, surprise.
Well, because I burst out of him.
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Hey, it was Christ.
Well, because I bursted.
Like, he was perfectly on top of you.
It was crazy.
Yeah, I know.
I was going to say, he had to be under something.
Watch out.
These boys have got to have a hospital in B.
Don't let them serve again.
They ain't got no one.
I'm sorry.
They threw a lot of these, but I think they're going to be.
Lots of them.
They've landed me.
at least 300 yellows
this commas like the second to lay
I feel like that b-side is actually
It's actually fucking harder to retake than the go B site.
Something new with the colors in my eyes, I just don't register shit.
You guys gone again.
Can't be waiting for him to solve it.
I hope you fight men in the flesh above Z.
Mr. Disco.
No, they're just one and two, sorry, they're gone.
Yeah, I'm just gonna really run to it.
Just, we'll retake there, I guess.
Fire in the hole!
I'm just gonna play new platformers, one is mid, one...
Oh...
At least three here.
Yeah.
I'm playing that contact.
I won't worry.
I'm just gonna keep on running as soon as we can.
That's where we're going.
There you go.
There you go.
now mid
one at the A bomb site
one close by the mid here
i'm with you Z
what's that mid?
they're going up on me
One B.
I didn't mean to slam it in the fucking ground.
What's dude?
It's not what I meant to do at all.
Came out like, ooh.
Came out my hands so fast.
Let's fucking go.
We're in it.
Hugo gets here.
Oh, let's go.
I need Hugo's money bad.
Actually, you can drop me.
Give me a little gas.
Oh
I don't think smoke when I flash I don't think they even went through
he said
one's moving toward B from mid
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
One of them is kind of low.
I'm not
Damn no teeth that was looking at our teammate. Oh
I thought he killed someone
Master Guardian to
What rank is that I
I think that's the AK, no? The double AK?
Well, it's the AK. I just didn't know it'd premiere what Master Guardian 2 means.
Go back to the P2K, boss.
Oh, can't change it.
I like the P2K.
I just leave QQ quick.
No, we're locked in.
We're committed to the QQ.
Good choice.
I like the P2K.
He still leaves the USP, but...
These are fast.
Okay, why did I get that LEM, but it's supposed to have one win...
Yeah, those aim punches are insane.
Give me the head.
What?
Holy shit!
I don't remember a punch ever looking like that. That's insane
Did you have armor?
These kids are so fast if you want to play cash crazy, I think I'm gonna buy a deal
Okay, I'll pick it up when you die if I die when I put that juju in the air
Oh, that guy's insane.
Z.
Oh.
I'm gonna push you around.
Go, go, go.
Oh, God, you.
What?
No, no, no.
How did he get behind him?
How did he not see him?
He was jumping out of the vent.
Was he underneath the actual vent or was he to the left, like that much spot?
I don't know.
I wasn't watching him.
Oh, okay.
I was watching you and I saw like a run around.
Yeah, I don't know.
I never saw him.
I was looking I don't know how to explain it, but I was looking at this invisible pillar
right here I was staring at the invisible hill there trying to figure out why the
fucking look like that
dude it's weird
I tried to kill them and I got there was guys up there
Yeah, look at this. This is the fucking pillar. How weird it is. Why'd they do this?
Holy fuck, they're gonna do it again.
I have a smoke, I can try to smoke heaven, I smoke heaven, I smoke heaven, I smoke heaven.
more spawn I believe
right now I don't think so
oh wow you must die full time
same
I need the map guide back, I need the map guide back, I need the map guide back.
I
Could capitalize of the reload
Fucking mouse man god he was lined up left-hand model
fucking keep this guy and jump in the air
nice round bros
that doesn't run too hot huh?
nah it doesn't sadly
I wish you did
of
the
death
of
death
of
right now
I got lost
I don't know, that guy is one of the most
he must have thought there was another one, there's no way
uh, okay
Do I drop playboy party fan or save my money?
I say save money.
It's probably your eco honestly.
That is honestly needs to be nerfed I can't live.
That is way too much damage.
way too much damage
I don't know if that's how that should be, but all good
I think he's gonna see you.
Hey, there he is.
Well, huh.
No way, wait, no fucking way.
Alright.
Okay, Zixar is trolling.
Not only does he wait till I die,
he also doesn't trade it.
No fucking way.
of
the
of
the
night and I mean
I don't get the bomb. Hell yeah. Hell yeah, brother.
What the hell was that?
He's money's great. The worst flash, the worst player, the big dead.
Oh, that guy's playing our controller, for sure.
He's all around our team. That's our controller player.
I don't think he's a controller.
Either that or he has a Diego sense.
I hope they remember a map for this map.
I want to see this shit in comp.
I don't know like maybe cash for Inferno everything
Honestly get rid of all of them. Come on. Hurry up. Is that real?
I need a 3, I need a CS3.
3 work. Yeah, higher here.
Don't have the thing or the newest in ancient.
How do I throw this smoke again?
It's not far up here. Oh, it's here. It's like, oh.
Come on.
Holy shit.
Fucking tree.
Holy fucking double spawn.
Oh, tree.
The smokes are so fucking crazy in this game, this makes the game so different.
I got a lot of room to move out that headshot.
Don't drop me.
I guess I'll just wait here.
Alright.
Yes, sir.
Want to boost me?
Actually, I'll boost you.
I'll boost you.
I'm going.
Just a little late, don't mind me.
No, you're correct, Rick.
Oh.
Yes.
You're doing it correctly.
Do it right.
Or you don't do it at all.
Exactly.
right or you don't do it at all exactly now you're getting it what that was not
I had shot
Yeah, mom don't lose it. I would be
Let's walk it up. No, please
What is this play
I didn't hear
Oh, that's been planted.
Oh, dear godly ugly man.
Good trip.
Dude, actually, they should remake train to the old train in Go.
That's what they're coming to.
I
Like the the go train that we played
The go train the new train is it's kind of wack. Yeah, I don't know what they were doing with the new one
Remodel it ain't good
Actually just make CS2 CS go
What's your armor?
I'm tall enough to throw this one on.
Oh my god.
This guy just ran into the door.
Yep.
I can't believe that worked.
Yeah, I think he ran across the screen of this guy
into the door. But they did have to be there, so I'm lucky.
I'll actually stay here.
I had never heard that song.
Oh
Go go go trade him out
I'm just salty it happens. I don't think you got timed out because you called someone dumb. I think you got timed out because you're just a freak.
Nice.
Think about what you're doing. You're at your computer for fun. Just arguing with a random stranger in a chat room. That's why you got timed out.
up
Yo, chill
Not like
No
Oh playboy
watch the last episode of Daredevil yeah it was thank God they redeemed
themselves for some of the monstrosities of what that season was they finally like
redeemed themselves in the end I was a little worried that it would just go to
shit
I don't think I got that I think that's like permanently on my account
Which is I don't know is that chill I don't know
Oh it got soft reset oh my god finally good last I played base it I was a little 10 okay
I think I'd still be if there's probably a hidden MMR and it's probably
Well
All right, well after this we do premier what let's play
I don't know, I don't mind playing cash, is that weird?
There's no play cash?
Yeah, that's fun.
Alright, I figured that three times in a row was enough.
I
I'm really, I'm about to...
It's gonna be...
Yeah, it's probably going to be...
That's all right.
No...
Two tree.
Two tree or not to be.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
Let's start here on the way.
Well, Jeffery, I see you're getting 4k. I have 320 right now, but this map has some bibs.
I'm also playing two games at once, so that doesn't help.
One left side of the road.
Close to me.
Dude.
Saturday!
Blue by the way.
Huh?
No.
He's sliding.
I don't know.
After my mouse jumped twice on T side, I was instantly tilted.
On two sides.
We're going next, we're going next, we're going next.
One.
just go and waste him on the bar
there he is
come on, please
wait, you're burning
second one
one more
lingo
one more
one more
let's go
He almost fucked that up I threw him a gun and he was fucking with it I tried to throw
a gun too.
Yeah.
Throwing everything at him.
He almost ripped it.
It was right at his feet and he was like oh god and couldn't press E on it.
Good fucking round.
We're so bad.
Thanks man.
Honestly should probably have another one.
It's kind of weird.
should probably have another one kind of way
Aren't all 4k is 32 inch now
Two in main, two in main as well
They're not out yet, they're left side of here
Careful, blue screen
They smoke cross
Wait, I'm scared
Outta here
Forward
One splish
Watch your front, man
One more, door, and then I take one
It's so weird how you can see people's shadows first.
Yeah.
That's strange.
You know, it'd be crazy in this game, since that's true, is if the sun actually moved
around, it was in different spots, so it created shadows differently.
So there's actually a time in this game.
That would actually kind of go hard.
Imagine if the game is late. It's going really late. It's getting a little darker. It's like yeah, wait
That should be kind of sick
CS3
I killed him
Yeah, that's actually you have a banger idea I'm not kidding
No, I mean by the time it hits OT like OT is always night like imagine OT always being night. Holy fuck
That would be so sick. Yeah, but competitiveness wise. It's not a cares, bro
Well, I mean, I guess we would have to just turn that setting off for...
It would just be safe.
Watch the middle door.
Okay.
There's an RIMB behind me.
I
Should probably say okay, there's no way we're gonna in here
I'm gonna be late.
Alright.
You see over the stone?
Oh.
I'm broke, I airdrop ZXR, whatever you want, give me choice.
What the hell is this? We don't smoke mid-pads?
Nice. So?
Uh-oh.
I'm gonna get random all the time.
One squeaky week.
He's pushed out.
No.
Run it out.
Oh, it's the joint.
Oh, there's two.
Look at me.
I think we're gonna lose this game.
just a thought
just a thought
yeah
for sure
for ammo
and for kill house
this is for the place
thing done afloat
that's not locked
so it doesn't matter to them always
of
of
close to 4-4
I'm not sure what I can't remember
we got my first jump
that jump was crazy
when it rains it pours
you wouldn't unlock the game from your boy
when it rains, it snores. Sometimes you're so good. I'm kind of down to play Premier,
no cap or a different map at least. I don't know if I want to play catch over there. Why
not? All right, we can keep one for me and then we
go back to catch. Premier and the catch? Yeah. Why do you want to play catch then, man? Because
This is cool, it's new map!
New old map.
Fuck it.
Enemy.
Uh oh.
Out of range, out of range. What the fuck, bruh?
I- She's not watching anything!
Got her.
She's got her.
Yeah, that's the enemy.
He's got her, he's got her.
Jeez.
bg bg
We'll get a rank back.
Maybe.
Maybe we have to win for that.
One day you'll make it a double AK, thank you, I'm really putting in the hours, really
Granted I'm gonna try my best
You didn't get our very past I don't know what that means
How about Arboree pass of this oh fuck where I want this
Where is Skadoodle anyway? Well Skadoodle is juggling Rating in Lost Ark, Rating in World
Warcraft, playing BDO, and playing Starcraft 2. Customs. That's what Skidoodle's doing.
You want to know his every day? His every day is wake up in the morning, grind some BDO,
burn some fever, set up his little AFK route, and then he goes and plays WoW, and then he
he goes and play Lost Ark and then he goes and plays Starcraft 2. What he does every day?
Well, maybe not the wild part, but... He still plays Lost Ark? Yeah, a bunch of people do.
Matt plays as well. I thought that said in front of him for some reason.
Let me guess, that's 2.
Nah, it'll be Mirage.
Lost Ark is an amazing game still, so it makes sense, because all you need in Lost
Ark is anywhere from 4 to 8 friends, right?
The rest of the players don't matter because it's just a just a raid game. You just do dungeons and raid shit
That game is still the best and most
Unmashed raid mechanics in any game, so
Not about maybe playing but
you're right it's always this that's your rush always always I tell you
It gives it the illusion that it's gonna be anything else.
I think I'll load up the valorant here soon.
Fire!
Well, not good, but...
Eventually.
I hear you.
I think I'm a CS maid honestly. I think I'm gonna start rebuilding my brand in CS.
Oh cat. Take a Gamba Sponsor too? That's a good way. That's a good thing actually.
That's a good way to make some cash. Take a little Gamba Sponsor. Throw him in the trash.
Yo. I mean you could just take the more ethical Gamba Sponsor. You take like the skin on it.
I would take the trading site ones for sure.
I don't know, I would like...
Yeah, you take the skin and trading one, not the actual hard gamma.
Gamma on the street.
And then it's like, okay.
Oh shit, we're alive.
Fuck!
That was fast.
I can't hit fucking shit except for his head once.
I'm about to throw this mouse in the trash, I swear to God.
Christian site.
Oh, I liked it.
What are you doing?
whoo!
fucking long
I wish I knew it was long
well, I wish I knew it was long
I wanna at least have one
why do you find it like PUBG every single day?
I was creeping out
the first guy that died
yeah, I didn't know we killed the guy in sight
I was still living there
PUBG? Nah, PUBG is gone
it's gone
but CS is my only chance at life anymore
I've noticed
oh jeez gone
at least I won't cross
one cat, one mid, one mid
pushing long I think too, and push up cat
that cat
no way
I don't miss that bro in the 305. Oh my god, man
Point of the deficit here
Yo, I I could buy the 304 X from China off of Ali express
Do I do it? Did you notice the 305 is also the real street 5x chop?
305 X is what now it's announced. Yeah, it's coming out in the US. What's the X meeting?
I think it's just the super die group
That's all I mean
At least I'm on cross
I should be on cross
Nice
One is long
You should just go with that
This guy is going to be alone
I'm going to take him back
He's kind of far right now
He's right
I
Wish he is something
You try tonight, thanks, bro
I
Have you ever seen a sue? I don't know less than a hundred for sure
You think I play this game alone hell no, that's fucking torture simulator. Wait, are you for real?
No, bro, I'm fucking lying
No, of course I'm telling this room. Well, I would have lied about that. I don't know I've seen it
I've seen it
That's actually sick I've never had like a
creeper in my life.
Hello, hi Trav.
Hi, damnit. I didn't say how many
creepers we were first, that's fucked up.
Only until you.
Holy shit, it's over.
Hi Bersong, watch the long push.
I'm just new boss.
Oh shit.
Ram.
Fuck.
Nice, I'm in one bomb, good.
Holy f**k, Mr. September.
Ugh, one Ct, last one Ct.
Bomb has been cleared.
Flashbang.
Throwing smoke.
That's some CT.
I gotta go so far so I don't die.
Yeah, you have to go outside long to get to my first LAN event soon.
You guys got any advice, any tips?
Kill them all dude.
Hell yeah.
If only I was good at the game.
Oh my god.
You thought we were gonna survive?
No shot, no shot.
Oh, do you remember?
Can I get a weapon?
Thank you, sir.
Do you want me to flash you out long, truck?
Sure. Let's do it.
Everybody likes being first so long.
Yeah, it's great.
Yeah, let's go fucking do it.
We go mid.
Smite, cry.
What's my top level of molly?
No.
There's one in the molly.
Cat in the smoke.
I
Drive guys
These are fucking watered, man
My throat is dry. I forgot to get it
You forgot to get a little water. Yeah, I need water
Water. Water.
Water. Water.
They fucking bought there. I don't understand.
Fuck is this?
Get me another one.
Did I do this?
I threw one as well. Oh, you did that one?
We're long.
You did this one top mid.
How did I push from it?
How did I bomb?
I'm glad you were dead, so you couldn't watch me.
No.
No.
They're alive, sorry.
No. No.
We're alive. Sorry.
On the way around. On the way around.
One shooting.
I'm off.
Watching off.
One of me.
Got it.
We're gonna take Justin's Crosshair,
No.
I shot his little fucking lumbar spike.
What?
Lumbar spike.
It's a little shin, you know?
He's waiting. I overheated.
I got a good old lumbar spike.
good job me
yeah okay we can go back to cash out of this I know you're already dead
I know we're on dust 2, worst man of the pair Regal
there's so many worse than this in the history of this game
stay on all things alive
yeah that was one more one more lower I think
I swear careful
we're gonna get into it
what does that mean going to be going to be going to be going to be I believe
I thought I don't know what would be better
we'll go back to you
one dead door
I think
you got stuck on the thing on the right.
I did.
I did.
Yeah, cause your crosshair was your placement was good but you were hoping to go a little
further so you're off to the left you actually probably kill him if those
were there
I'm pushing lower mid, or something, or something.
Yeah, or something.
What?
There's some probably all over.
Yeah, you did good.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, he did good.
Oh, okay.
I guess we're...
We're just gonna keep killing.
Why don't we shoot our own?
I'm shooting over him.
There, holy shit.
We're all...
Getting real close to the enemy.
Why don't we shoot our own?
Yeah, I can't see.
Okay.
Listen.
Time to move.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh
What's happening on fucking radar and the kills many peaks
Suicide as well. Holy shit these guys are quick, man
Just a lot so worry about it
You're thinking too much
I'm nervous dude come on X Valorant streamers don't get that many viewers do that
I'm just gonna watch you here, okay?
I'm just fighting them too.
This is holy.
New tag.
That's not a mid.
Tagged, I believe?
Yeah.
We got it.
Smoked it.
That's not mid tagged.
Oh, that is not the big for you.
One's close to my door.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Holy shit.
That view bottle goes
No God no nothing
I think Long's the only thing that worked.
True.
That guy gets it.
I can flash it, but I might be able to wait.
Yeah, I'll flash this as well.
You think this is more or less interesting than Cash?
I don't know.
I mean, Cash is definitely more interesting than it.
I think if we got in front of him, it would be less interesting.
I don't think it's the same.
Oh GG.
Well, GG, now you got this.
Well, I don't think it's that
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah, one HP blind.
Pink, pink.
Pink.
One minute. Two minutes. I think they're both off.
Yeah, it could be.
Man, I'll play an interesting game. I can't wait.
I like double naked.
looks like we're rushing B huh yes I don't even know if they Molly it
I'm gonna give you guys bomb and I'm gonna sacrifice myself for the cause
of
the
of
the
And yet
We'll be back on cats soon the plus side of things
here orange grab the smally help and flush sounds good
B tunnels right up here
Here we got this one
Ones in T spawn
Nice, one big box
Let's try this
That was so late and thawed
I don't know what you do I go off cat
run up there with an MP9 and probably die but maybe make some money that's the
goal here make a little cash left side
I'm holding bits of you
Very good
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You don't want to play anti flash launch on Molly?
I can throw flashers for you if you want or do you want me to up with you.
Yeah.
Yeah, to which one.
First or second?
Up with you.
All right.
Sorry.
I might cut out.
Oh, he's dead!
Okay, Spockz.
Oh, Lord.
What? I'll peek. That's where Pat.
Who's that guy?
They're all in good marks, for sure now.
It's a flash now.
smoke
did you piece off?
oh, good job
hold on, cat
that's a lot
one of cat
oh my god, they could just peek over like that
for sure
one on site
I thought we had cash control.
I thought we had cash control.
That was interesting.
I would have fallen off long earlier.
I thought we had cash control, that's my bad.
We did, they just...
uh, executed on it.
I got timing, we should add two.
Are we equal here?
I don't know, you guys are too broke, probably.
They're lost on this, not a lot.
They smoked the long doors.
Kind of long.
Nothing done.
It's muck.
Saw multiple mid.
They know I'm down here.
He's going to die in low room in a sec.
I'm going to just trade on cat.
I'll play here and then I'll play here and be swimming.
Or we can push right now.
We just fight, let's drink more midway.
G-Maid won't get out actually.
Two on the count right now.
Watch out.
Copy.
I can plush into the smoke, Joss.
He's so close.
I could plosh into the smoke, Josh.
He's so close, sure.
Alright.
The ploshing.
At the doors.
Under the box.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
I think I got it.
Last time.
Boom.
There we go.
Oh, wait.
Right on.
It's a B press for me to look.
That was...
For me?
Yeah.
It's a deep breath for me though.
That was...
For me?
Awesome.
Fuck off.
Let's go.
I just wanna get along.
You won't fuck.
You won't fuck.
You won't fuck.
You won't fuck.
You won't fuck.
You won't fuck.
You won't fuck.
You won't fuck.
Let's go!
They smoke you long.
I see you.
They smoke backspots, they can push you low.
I'll leave you to hold this.
They can definitely push you down.
I'll follow you till for you, Justin. Let me know what you want.
You're gonna smoke, dude.
Oh, I missed.
Oh, Mr. September.
Hell yeah.
That was bombed down.
Look at the other guys.
Yeah, he's lower.
It was right there.
Oh, it's...
I don't know how bad some music is. Like, what is that song?
Yeah, I mean, that's why...
I mean, it's just subjective.
Certain things just sound good to them people and you don't know why and how it could but it does.
Who fucking knows?
That's what I think, this might be a base take but I feel like music that isn't in English sounds off.
There?
Yeah?
They're blind.
I mean this guy is a little better for me or do you kill reposs, I hear it.
I think two actually maybe two maybe two
I
Think they did the out like that
fuck that molly was fucking awful holy shit
I can't keep running in front of my monitor dude
this is a fucking cool skin
dude the, the
What is it called?
The things where you can encase the
I suppose you're lying
encase the stickers?
Whatever that is, they look cool
You know on CS how you can like
a slab, it's called slabs
I can't publish it
I don't know what that is
Here, here, here
It's on, that's a slab
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, it's a charm
Well no, that's not a charm, it's like a sticker that's put in a slab on a star.
You know what I mean?
Well yeah, well it's a charm.
Yeah, it's cool.
That is cool.
They call it SABS.
Okay.
Oh, it could be on there.
Push push push.
Wait for me it's still.
Oh, I think that.
I don't think that's...
Is there one of them?
No, it's on us.
They flashed me in the doors.
They're on.
Did you bang smoke off this and then flash it?
When the...
You wish to flash it?
Flash it, flash it, flash it.
I'm so blind from the flash
I'm so blind from the flash
He's front default
That's right
That's right, he didn't turn
flash you wanted through the door no I mean I tried to jump in and look right
like jump through the smoke and look right but like I missed time this I ate
a fucking flash was he blind me with these no he's back side I don't know if
he's blind he could have been
I think they're boosting but I couldn't tell.
Nice.
Nice.
Okay.
He's running me down.
Pomp tree bottom mid.
One is Xbox.
There's my Xbox.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm gonna molly it instead.
I'd rather have any hands than EU feet.
What does that mean?
You know what this means?
I'd rather have any hands than EU feet.
I don't know what that means.
I don't know what that means either.
Wouldn't you rather have everything in A?
True.
So base.
So real.
one
one
one button
yeah
remember
this is my new country
should have this in the 8th house
oh my god
one two side
one two
side
one two side
one two side still
one two side still
One's on tree.
Last hit on tree side.
Come on, hit the shot.
Two or two is really good.
I'll go in between here.
1111 make a wish
the left side
this timing is so dumb
i've got like three
okay
I don't know what I'm holding, I just killed probably three.
That sucks man, that is un-forged.
green, could I get a weapon please?
thank you
come on come on, drop, drop
green girls smoke
fire
fire me come on
smoke
of
the
of
the
There's just ran through my smoke
Or maybe that was
I
Fuck fuck
God forsaken weapon in my hands. Yeah, no the mouse
So fucking uncomfortable
I wasn't expecting that one that was good
Back to cash? Go to map.
Back to cash.
One of your skins, which one would it be?
Probably my AK.
Yeah, probably my AK.
I don't know why you'd see this, but there's a list of, like, in-order partnered streamers.
I don't know how the hell they have that list, but...
What do you mean in order?
Like from...
Like the first ones to ever be?
Yeah, like Day9 is apparently the first partner ever on Twitch.
That's fucking crazy.
I used to watch Day9 way back.
Yeah.
I think it's a 20 star or something.
Let's roll.
That guy's a legend.
No, he's gotta be like 45 at this point.
Yeah, probably.
Probably yes.
He's probably old, old men's.
Everyone's old.
Yeah true Starcraft is kind of the origin of which it's kind of like the first set the
first game that was like actually being watched.
What's up Justin?
I'm pretty sure it was like the first game that had like large prize pools for fucking
esports too right?
You're my hero dude.
Oh sorry my bad.
Guess who this is?
Shroud!
Oh shit.
I
Gives that guy through the wall for 12 minutes
It's honestly worse than not hitting him at all
Yeah, he's just like a fake confidence. You know, like I was one HP
That was down
I smell a B rush and I smell gloomy getting four.
Hey, squint.
What's the door?
There's like two of you.
It's on.
They committed?
I'm guessing no.
No.
I'm just going to go back.
No, no.
Okay.
Oh, I'm so bad.
I deserve to die.
One of the days, well.
I passed.
One A.
It could be.
Yeah, I could do.
Okay.
There's one more is not.
Okay.
I can't believe I didn't kill that guy, I'm terrible.
I think he's on her, one useless one on her.
I guess I got him.
I'm one man.
I hear one of them.
I'm flashing in main.
Flanking man.
Flashing right now.
Always on highway.
No.
Come on, come on, come on.
Not you in front of you?
Don't give me your blood.
Oh, missed.
What the fuck?
Missed.
You're the terrorist, win.
Dude, I can't believe I was checkers.
Impossible.
Crazy eye.
How is that even possible?
of
of
the
death
of
death
One is dead, eh?
Make sure you go higher than the timing.
I know, I already had that.
Flash, WC, are you clear?
Yeah, do, do, do, do.
Flash.
One B.
One B smoke.
One B.
Yeah, one B.
Two are smoked and didn't come out.
I see a shadow. Oh my god. I'm ready to freak out for. I don't know. He's just like he's
He's edging. He's edging me. Come on. Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow. Wow. What do you mean he's
edging you? You could just see a shadow. I thought you could see a shadow. He was there.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Obviously after that.
Oh my god.
What happened?
I don't know.
I don't know why I didn't hear music.
I'm just not good.
We can't stop it!
I'm so scared, it's weird.
Yeah, I didn't know where you were getting edged.
I didn't look in my radar because I was looking fucking everywhere.
So I assume when you said he's edging me, like he was...
Oh, he was there.
...or something.
That 25, the 20, like 23 seconds is supposed to mean.
Yeah, well he was fucking sandbags.
Let's go, Wings.
Dude I thought it was Valorant, I tried to defuse when I was on the bomb, not just like
I hit the button
One more fucking bottom column or Z
Z.
Fuck!
The fuck is Collin?
Okay, Z.
Z, I guess?
I'm Collin, that was for you.
They're gone by me.
Cheevix, are you actually connecting from Bollins?
That's Z.
Remember, this is the killin' potion for this history of life.
I should A4. I'm not an A1 player, turns out.
Almost close to me. Flash out.
of
the
death of
the
I'm gonna have fun
I'm not going to
Where's the push door?
3.0
2.0
3.0
4.0
3.0
1.0
1.0
2.0
2.0
3.0
2.0
3.0
3.0
3.0
fucking
bitch fucking bitch
flash for you, he's dead
oh i need the most vulnerable very good
quick clearing out door, right now i'm flashing but he's dead
coming truck
one in the van
okay, did i flash from red?
i don't know
I'm running away I think. Too low, both.
Glue me.
Running away.
I'm back to A. Good low.
4 pvx meds.
This guy's tank is infinite.
That looks so weird.
You really can't hold angles on 200 ping. I see that now.
I got given an op. Let's go.
F***!
You, you did it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did you just smoke?
Got him down.
I'm fucking dead.
Nothing there.
I'm gonna smoke.
No.
I'm gonna have a good one.
Haha.
Oh, shit.
I'm going up.
I'm going up.
You're supposed to go up.
Maybe.
You're a terrorist.
Now we're getting stuck right in the-
I look out the minimap.
So it's useless.
I'm not airing out.
Yeah, I think people used to call it garbage too,
but it also can be useless.
Garbage is useless.
Oh, no.
Garbage is outside, in mid, actually,
mid actually or trash when they're called it
I just saw that, I just saw that
Flash in main, that was a bottom corner
What are they flash, you good?
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Flash
One's under here
One's back outside
Bang
That's another one, that's it
Oh no, I'm panicking.
Close.
Ni hao, ni hao.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
like a good old shenanigans
nothing like it, it's true
hey how?
let's go, let's go
hey rush, rush
Yeah, we're going to check P.
Oh yeah, lightning strike.
That's cool.
I don't have to do that.
That's all I want.
I'm coming.
Close.
Can you flash me in there now?
I guess.
I was in mid. I'm going to smoke your main for you.
I'm going to smoke.
I'm going to A-B side.
I heard a burning in mid, 4th.
I'm going to out-fork lift. I'm going to go cat, Illa.
I'm going to A-B.
Yeah.
I'm going to play.
I'm going to A-B.
I'll be below me.
Could be zeeming.
Oh yeah.
One more I'm in.
Two both both.
Everything's just it's too fast. It's too fast. It feels gigafast on this light-ass mouse
Why is our great bugged by the way?
Because I'm on rates
We won the first one, but we need to win one more. I think
I literally had
Remember you said in YouTube
Yeah, but I think that's not like the group was
I don't know.
We have this real quick, real quick, he's got to be mid, Blank and Rayman, he's Z.
Oh, yes. It's gonna be nice and slow.
Clip it, ship it, put it on Twitter for 10 likes.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, you should have.
Thanks, fam.
What if it blows it up?
No, I put it, I don't put it on Twitter. Twitter is a dead fucking platform.
I don't, I don't associate myself with long mustrat.
Honestly, thanks.
It kinda is a head platform, somebody think of it.
That game's going easy.
That was too deep.
One truck.
One truck, one's out.
Crazy. Oh my god.
Yeah, indeed.
He has his gun, EG.
I had an eagle.
I'm dead.
Okay.
So the fastest drawing platform in the world? I mean, it's not real. I don't know if it's real.
It's like saying Counter-Strike is the biggest game in the world.
be like a madman dude dead internet theory is real and it happens on one
platform only well it happens on all platforms but it really is just the one
I'm going to try to counter shrey for anything.
Okay, you want me to boost you?
No, let's go.
I'm going to boost you.
Yeah.
I think Zem spawned.
one of them spawned
who's that?
first place?
a lot of flank, big flank one
just two coming from the...
i got another one third flank
hello
the spawned person dude
i don't know
What is going on in your chat because I said I don't associate myself with Elon Muskrat?
that's good with you people
you lawnmuffs brat
yeah that's not even a real person
It is a damn shame what happened to Twitter though.
I'm gonna hit the bottom.
Oh, yes it is.
It's a damn fucking shame.
Shock is closed.
Get rid.
It's so slight, firing your teammate by the way.
Aw, I should've hit it.
Why didn't you?
I'm flanking.
Oh
He was flanking
That smoke faded
It smokes are fucking crazy. I feel like doorways should be a little bit wider on every map the way they fucking bloom out
This is gonna hit
Yeah, I'm here
Can you still see that bitch? I don't think you can. I don't know, we'll see
Let's go
I
Want to map
How's tree
You said you're the goat, Justin.
What'd you do to him?
Just fucking one-taps his ass with a glow.
They're still talking about Elon.
I know, it's crazy.
It's got so many people who are for Elon and so many who are against Elon, so to say,
anything bad.
I shouldn't really be that controversial, I think it's just a human being.
Eww, nice shot.
Oh, nice shot.
Oh, shit, there's the carabiner.
Carabiner's here.
Oh, no, Cubic.
That's right, Cubics, I know you're laggin'.
Dude!
Damn!
Yo, can boost me a minute, I'll take it off the game.
Let's all go, let's all go, let's all go.
Yee-haw!
My smoke miss, I'm sorry.
I got blocked.
Yeah, that's what happened.
I shot left, I shot left.
I did, I did 100, by you, buddy.
I think I just threw that at the wall.
I think I just threw that at the wall.
Like, every good.
Like, who are we talking to?
Man, where's your calm of the flash, good boy?
He's in sight
Way more fun than us, too
What these ranks mean general ranks 39
That's when you get that's like your rank ups you get different badges and then I think you get drops because of those
I can't lie because drops
Yippie we won
Do we go to cash or do we go
You're throwing Alpine, Office, Stronghold, and Warden.
We'll never get them, but-
Okay, sir.
We'll never get-
That'd be sick, dude.
I want to play Alpine.
Well, Waddu, shut the fuck up.
Keep coming to my chat to ask that shit, you ugly bitch.
Why does Waddu have fucking mod?
That's a really good question I gotta ask you.
We got Alpis!
We actually got Alpis, let's go!
Holy fuck.
fuck wait that's say please please there's gonna be cash please except we're
going out beam
no go office
I needed to go afk.
Why does stronghold have a 13 minute wait time, so I want to play it now?
probably just aren't very good. I wonder what their reasoning is for picking these workshop maps,
like what did they just randomly like oh this one's going in or do they take a vote in the office
all four of them or how does that work
i think it just might be community vote like community popular maps you know
oh i got it all four of them pick from a hat
Where's that Canada map?
I don't see it.
I don't know.
I was thinking where is it?
Is it not in the normal matchmaking?
It's like, it works out.
I mean Alpine kind of looks like Canada.
They got Skeelis.
Oh, there's another one that came out recently.
I don't know if it's a good piss, let's go!
We're gonna get cash.
I can't believe we actually got an office queue insta and it fucking didn't go through,
someone was actually AFK.
It might go through again.
I've been
Do you hear the background noise by the way of cash give the cash background? Oh, no
If you have that on there's like some weird. No
barrel sound
Good
No, I think it is.
Yeah, Justin, you might be the girl, bro.
No.
You're my team, this time, thank God.
No, no, no, I'm not the girl.
Lucky, lucky, no.
bro you fucking you double think we fucking six times you two said I was
pissed fucking map I mean
fuck you know about a flitch buddy
buddy see the log
You're the Geiger counter?
They should make pistol interesting and give everyone like $1,200.
No, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here.
Listen, this actually goes inside your head.
Stand on top of that.
You're the crackling in your ears?
Yeah.
I have any ears and it's like gigging on my brain.
I believe it.
I don't use it in ears.
I like the speed.
He goes...highway.
He's not highway anymore.
Tree and having a good time.
One more was having a good time.
He's gonna spawn.
Holy shit!
That's really that easy, you know?
please
it's really daddy
it's two taps everybody
headshot body headshot body headshot body
i'm on 1440 though
this is a little diff
probably for you
oh shit
you guys know how to smoke z here though
cause i don't
i don't know shit
i don't know what you're doing
that'll probably land
i threw one just in case
repeating the two of us clearly one more in
yeah
one is stand back
I don't understand that
I don't understand that
I don't understand that
That's a 60 pin kind of death right there
Oh, scrams me, give us fuck
Oh, outside Z
Oh, inside Z
The gun goes off.
I'm going to hit the balker.
Keep it, man.
Keep it, you mean it.
No!
Don't run away.
No, run away.
I like to play.
Goch!
Yo!
See what I mean?
That was just ugly.
Yo!
Like if that guy doesn't have a USP and he's by there, how embarrassing.
After I one tap a dude fucking clean as a whistle over there.
Yeah, that happens.
Here we go.
Great question.
This is the type, no, straight up.
This is all I get asked all day.
It's just straight up.
Get him on CS, get him on any game you're playing.
You could get me on any game.
One was E.
Beautiful by me.
Flashing you above truck, home turn.
What is there?
Nothing.
There's those gamers.
Uh oh.
These are your names?
Peek men!
Get them!
I'm gonna shoot that guy.
That's gotta be a main or a high one, right?
I'll pound him.
I'll pound that guy for sure.
Where is he?
He just runs like, what is this shit?
Whoa!
What's he doing?
Man, you looked away from your fucking gun.
Oh, dude.
There's less eyes on Twitch chat, bro.
Eyes forward!
It's 60 and 4 of those guys somewhere.
Somehow.
Is this what NACS is like?
Oh, it's bad.
Come on, let's go.
It's fucking kind of cash. This isn't like the people that I ain't playing.
No, it's people.
One on the other. That's almost my insurance.
Oh my god, I just got two little mouths on the side.
Nice!
You're flying, CZ.
You guys go
Sounds like
You didn't see what happened
I
May be pushing a little boys careful
Yeah, there's two guys in middle
Why is there?
brother I'm so sorry I'm sorry there's a fucking lip on that box that is
absolutely diabolical okay my smoke missed you not all that bad we both
There are smokes
Absolutely no molecule
No one knows why Shrouds would be playing MF, just easier
flick play
I just saw his heavy ricochet back and not the kill damage prediction. Nope. Don't have it on
I don't know what just happened. I saw a little paint. He did a little fucking whiplash like he's in a car accident.
I wish I knew the smoke. I'm just looking like an idiot every time.
I
You want this well actually let's go together. Yeah, yeah
That's when I left
I think that's it. I'll put my pants for you. You want it?
Did I need some welfare? Somebody throwing you a gun.
You should be able to throw the Z-Spoke with it.
Yeah, I know. That was like kind of hard.
I'm just gonna throw it till it's right.
the
one
of the
of the
of
the
Yeah, this turned in, unfortunately.
One bullet me on.
Not liking this at all, really.
not like in this at all really
not like in this at all really you didn't have a lot of options though i don't know he got the plan
and like had time to move maybe i feel like if you get one there and just like auto die
I know how to throw this now I'm being told it's right there or here and then
head level jump throw head level jump there's no way there's no fucking way
It should be kind of low-high, right?
He's dead.
It actually did work.
It was not good.
Both are long.
It worked.
I don't know.
I didn't see a smoke anywhere else, so I'm assuming both hit.
Fuck him up, boys.
It's good.
Work.
Team.
Oop, there are pounds.
I got close to putting my pants recent I can't lie
Oh that hit
One hit one miss
Yeah, we will never know
I'm gonna follow you see oh
Oh
Yeah, sometimes
Sometimes you be eating spicy noodles tonight before then you have a red bull the next morning or something
And then it's like it hits you all at once and you're in the middle of a grocery store
Oh, no, did you have to go to the grocery store? No, I made it home
But I like how to do a fucking pledge
I
How'd you know he was reverse vent?
I heard him walk a flip flop?
Yeah, I heard him break vent in there, like from the vent.
Excuse me, man.
I'll get your kill, King.
Oh, that is epic, I can't lie.
That's what he does for flash in my ass.
The worst part is he didn't capitalize on it either, it's not like he threw it for himself
very well.
No, he did nothing, ain't nothing, but a G thing, baby.
I
Spring to me back. I like cash
Nice tippity-tappity's oh they hit it hit look at that is to it not only do the hip and it's fucking perfect
buttery smooth
Triple native
They really wanted to kill me on that right now real bad
I got it every time now for sure there's no way
I'm sorry.
That level.
One.
I wait.
Nice.
Catch her in.
Zed, his pressure walked south.
No way he does that that late.
Sure bet sure bet sure bet. That's the one.
Right off.
Right off everybody.
I expect at least 25 out of E-row.
I don't want to win this round and right now
You're gonna come a you look someone's coming
So a block that guy's
the first guy's just jumping around
inside, inside already, no, why are these shoulders every time, everyone default, that's
got D, big D, dude, the first guy, the first guy was just, you know, jumping around backwards
Fuck yeah, it's hard to get that can't lie
It looks like sherbet
How much okay
One? Yeah. How much are they now? I have a buck, I'm afraid. Wait, are they middle? Uh, like 0.2.
Oh. Interesting. That's crazy. They look really good for 300 bucks. This one?
They're in mid, but they hurt me. Yeah, they don't wear really.
one of them
they just get like last red
i'm sad i got dudes, cant lie
the other guy be at the deagle so you're fine
still i know
bomba
Holy shit.
Go get him, chief!
There's no problem with this.
Mag7 at that range is fucking insane.
I think I'll take those gloves over mine.
Mine are worth like 3k, I think.
I want to sell my whole inventory and never look back.
Dude, if you do that, though, give me one skin.
Just one.
Don't sell well.
Let me keep a piece of you with me
And if you sell your kids you're never coming back
You have a coupon for the logitech website. Yeah, just shroud
Nice
just drops off of the boost?
oh my god, i'm dying
i'm still healing
i'm alive!
no
knife is ass!
yes!
can we get some serious guns?
Dude, if you think it's crazy that you could open, like, a Blue Jam Case Hardens and, like, you're actually secular...
Isn't that weird?
No, because who's gonna buy it?
A lot of people. I mean, one cent is like over a million dollars.
What's the real money, though? Not, like, fucking fake.
No, real money, man. Transaction.
Real cashola.
Watch over the...
Oh
Fucking die
We heard the footsteps.
Holy shit, what are you talking about?
Get on the line.
I'm gonna have to ram him.
This guy's fucking kill ceiling.
I don't believe that death.
W.
Cache.
Cache.
General rank 40.
I don't rank out.
Like, what is this dog shit?
I've been an eagle, I'm trying to get globes, I'm an AK.
You're a bitch.
What the fuck?
I still haven't gotten water by the way.
This is how I literally, this is how I fucking dehydrate it always.
I'll be right back, I'm gonna get water.
and
I want to get water to
Oh.
Did you make it back it doesn't even make it back it's fine
Apparently my inventory is worth 74k according to someone in chat. I don't know if that's true, but I believe it
I
Popped again, but I stopped my I stopped my fucking pee
Midway plugged up my shit my Johnson
Except and then it didn't go and then it popped again. That's craziness
I think it but I think it bugged that second pop that first pop
I know I didn't even know the first pop. Oh, you're the one that missed it
That's insane
I plugged up my Johnson just to hit it and then I went back to pee to finish the pee
There's no way a hundred percent. Oh, yeah, a hundred percent
I let out like a few dribbles and then I just like you know, I do
You can like just clench that shit
And then I went back I'm so sorry
No, it felt fine. I have really good bladder control
That's not good for you don't don't get me wrong, but it was very very simple
You know what's nice about competitive is you don't see a lot of cheaters
True
We haven't seen one like even sassy people not at all. It's always the same people though. It's kind of like you're playing face-to-face
You definitely bang all those for sure
All glass like
Hello?
How are you?
I'm going to get one tap for you. Are you ready?
Ah, I knew it.
Hold it.
Here, man. One high ground.
There's so many people here. There are whole teams there.
There's five people.
Holy fuck, I need to take some day cool boys.
I'm dribbling out my nose.
I do you remember?
I wonder why snot tastes so good.
Steve, that's fucking- do you usually eat your boogers for sure?
Do you want to ask, kid?
Interesting strat, I can't lie.
Move the fuck out of the way, bruv!
How are you just staying in there?
I was going to block you in the line of fire.
Why? But I have armor, man. I'm the only chance to win this round.
In the bomb
I love it all you guys just fucking stand here bitches bitches bitches they were all there yet
I'll four of them were set up. Yeah, I mean their stream side
This is gonna be a tough one Corvin C. You're literally we just played with them through
I expect everywhere you go there's gonna be four minimum.
I
Was supposed to
Highway highway highway
This guy's just standing on fucking boost man, blocking my ass, good.
13-0, we can surely get one round.
One close.
You're in my way now.
Did you?
Besides, I guess...
I think he's stuck.
What?
What?
What?
Why'd I beat that?
Why'd I beat that?
Yo, this is an angle.
Look at this.
What the fuck?
No.
Look at this.
Angle for what?
Sp..
I tried to spam it.
See where it goes.
I don't think that fits.
I don't think I can go through.
There's an auto.
Oh man.
I'm gonna have to get you.
Let's do this.
I don't think I can go through.
I think I can go through.
It's an auto.
There's an auto
God damn the scope sounds weird
Oh crap
Damn this is deep
What's happening here?
Do you remember?
He smoked.
Yo, boost me.
I got an auto sniper.
Surely this will go well.
Oh, I jumped over.
Fuck!
Oh, no.
Oh, god.
No, we're not even... Oh god.
Aw.
He's low.
Aw.
We're here to fall.
The first bullet went right through his fucking chest.
Oh my god, what's the point?
That's the point of falling.
Hey, well, we already broke the 13.
That is true.
That is true.
Okay, I'll try not to.
God, it's fucking dead.
80 and three, yeah.
Okay.
Fuck!
Say what?
80 and three is what I get that guy for.
I don't know, we should go mid and probably have your rounds.
I think that's why we're losing.
Yeah.
Or go next, I don't even care, honestly.
We'll be going next real soon.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm just staring at all the run
Whoa, look at this guy's Doppler. Wow Nolan
He's got skins. Oh, I want to see this guy
This guy kind of takes me I think
Yeah, that was a good idea
I mean his skins are pretty nice actually, actually he must have probably money in the
street.
I'm trying to NCS the op is not 100% accurate, no gun NCS is 100% accurate, they all slightly
bloom.
of
the
death of
death of
death of
death
He's lost.
He's lost.
He has a fucking shotgun.
I love you.
There you go.
He's gonna inch through your highway.
Just shot me.
You get out there.
You get out there.
Where's out there?
I'm good.
That's cool.
I actually still can somewhere where you were.
I think my flash got me too.
Well, it'll be a 13 one.
We can maybe squeak out around one more
Oh, I'm going to be in bed.
Is that it?
Yeah, let's focus.
Not good.
I'm real good like.
Mm-hmm
Not a quad oh my god, you can't actually spam that box or something
What are you trying to spam it with?
An AWP!
I've got to see a student so fucking hard.
What's happening here?
That makes more sense.
Yeah, that's wraps.
that's raps honestly after what I just saw I wondered if it was working
okay so you have you got smoke yeah I don't understand it
no I'm far left don't care didn't ask
of
glass that's crazy 94 and one is
really we can get one more
Yeah, I'll check out.
They spoke our crossword, dude.
That's your bad.
Double hopping.
Do you still have any of them?
of
the hot baths my shit
the
the
the
the
I should make some no sense at all.
Oh, jeez.
What happened?
He just has the reactions of, well, I suppose you're not.
I'm not.
Just no reaction at all.
I
Crazy fucking it. I it's wild
Hell yeah, we would pistol sure I got off to all 11 deaths
Pretty well
I could surely win a piece of that.
Let's not win this.
Let's go next.
This is not fun.
Yeah.
One thing.
one thing
we're winning crystal
fuck it
he's made it
no
no
i need some
oh no
no, no, no
I don't remember
Yeah, they're down.
They're gonna fall on us.
They're gonna fall on us.
There's another door.
I don't know how that guy killed me you should just like bro I'm so confused how you with
that how do you with that better aim bro lock in you were fighting up to you know pistol
You know what, Arbor?
Yeah, well...
of
death of
death of
Jumping wallbang no scope
of
one flash from Jacobi
of
the
I was trying to stay on the back
Holy shit
Is it M4? I think I have one
I think I might
Oh, hell yeah
I got you
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
I
Guess as a match
But I literally just jumped out of sight and threw my fucking gun in the air. I want it out
That's what I'm saying. He should have shot my ass, you know
Get us out of here.
I'm just getting hit all considerably a lot.
Okay, this guy on boost and pressure is shooting, by the way.
No cap.
Whatever that dude is, the scouting is a savant.
The TKerman.
That's a...
Alright.
I'm coming!
That's another working one.
Last game was A.
You're needed.
Bang.
PC fall.
bang
bang
they're not they're fucking holding us hostage we're losing our purple
this guy's been fucking going absolutely ham boned with the scoutage
with the most insane reaction time we've ever seen
might just be the next Zee will
Zee will
I remember I'm flashing and going in twice.
And I pressed.
I'm happy.
I'm happy.
Six.
Sided.
Die
Finally
We tried our best team
So based.
give us office again that was such a tease I think you have to take up cash
you want that happen you want to play office well I mean if you actually won
office you guys had cash off like there's no way we're not gonna get cash
but we had it once yeah I think that was lucky more than likely we will not
I mean, if you get lucky once, you'll be getting lucky again.
that
you see the new bsx trailer
Pretty unlikely at least.
Season 3, Battlefield 6.
Dang it!
Let's roll off.
A weird problem that Battlefield 6 has is they keep nerfing like the games
fluidity, and every time they nerf it it makes it that much worse. It wasn't bad
when they nerfed it at first, but they keep doing it over and over and over
and over again, and every single time they stack on top of it, it already makes it worse.
So hopefully they fix that, I mean, it's a nice revert that.
Do you think if you would have won a major, you would have kept playing pro?
No.
Bro, I was in peak pub G.
Dude, I streamed so much more than I played CS.
That was inevitable.
I always streamed first.
I was always a streamer first, which is really weird because I couldn't stream a lot.
So good.
Come on up.
Do you want to meet?
No, I'm there.
There's a guy who's still...
Yo, let's go.
Inchecker, inchecker.
Oh, no, no, hi.
You're dead.
I'm pushing spawn.
We played GGS on stream.
Um, I might not.
Cause it's on console.
One truck.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
One bush.
truck
good
oh
you shouldn't him it's planted for you guys by the way that's
I'm the floor
Yo, did you guys know that there's different flavors of nothing do bohob last
What
You just say different flavors of mountain do blah blah blah. I did I didn't know that
Oh, you did I did I learned that today, and I was excited
I was like a little kid at the store store. Yeah, he's the best though. I can't why oh
Give somebody a kiss
Yeah, this is a bomb out of my god damn hands.
You can wallbang this, you might be able to.
No, I don't.
I don't know, it's glass.
Oh, you know.
I'm late.
Wait
Oh my god, I'm so ass
I'm so ass what I throw
What I throw what I throw
Team base fucking crumbled the far-forth player need to be strong. He was not strong
We need it to be strong. I guess I should have played it, I mean, I'm doing one site,
ask me so what do you guys do all day today
fuck yeah dude I'm jealous I have this thing called work
I don't have a wage gap, alright?
Damn, we have a small one.
Alright, let's hide in the area, go up top.
I hope they're not pushing me in the mid.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Do you remember?
One's four.
This one here?
One's four.
Justin you flashed the fuck out of me
You didn't try to catch him off guard
No, that was the wage joke
There's an image of wage
I just got it
He's slowing the head
I just got it
What do you mean I'm slowing the head?
I didn't know his name was Wage
Ow
Ow
Dude, I'm one HP.
I need a fucking bitch with flank, what did I lose?
Okay, that was fast.
I'm gonna earn a wage. Playing counter-strike.
I'm excited for the new Siege season, trying some 3.0?
Yeah, I mean, it'll kind of be cool.
I think the magic will probably wear off in like a week though, maybe, hoping to get a
week out of this.
just kind of
Just done it before you know
Yeah done it before sorry boys. I suck
Got one of them though good work good work
of
the
death of
death
of
death
I think them with a lot.
I took 9 brains and they're fucking anything to shoot everywhere.
It could be worse if you could be using a D-ball.
Honestly, I think I have a lot better luck.
I was like spraying at the body there and it's just going everywhere around him.
Clicking some problem.
Damn.
a lie. That's unfortunate.
True.
Do they know you're there?
Yeah, this home.
Oh, that guy truck shot at him. So they're saying
Oh, I believe I believe oh
My god
Fucking for K dude nice dude, I'm rock fucking hard. I love that for you, brother
I love his microphone I can smoke that one
How do I smoke spawn again?
Oh I forgot
He's here
I
Try to get the bomb I cannot
of
the
I can't believe that timing insane thought he had his knife out
I believe
No question is, what was the other guy doing?
I
Just nine I got a question. Where do I remember you from?
I just don't even want to answer it man
I mean
I looked at the french list
I mean I looked at the french list
It's the game, man.
Uh-huh.
I just can't.
Yeah, it's just kind of a big deal.
Oh my god.
Are we in the presence of a god?
Oh, no.
I can see it.
No, that's fucking late.
I'm gonna have to hide in my car, boys.
Welcome to smoke.
That's the fucking premise.
That's fucking bullshit.
Shit randomly, I don't know
Why did you want to answer the man
OH SHIT NO FUCKING WAY YOU HAVE THIS
IS THIS THE FUCKING ONE?
ok, can I get that again?
I dropped another one here
what?
there's one on the floor
bro, is this a spray closet that fucking shroud you?
ok, I got it
oh my god
Chris, hold, hold, hold, hold legend
hold, hold, where are you at?
oh, you're dead of course
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
I'm gonna boost you.
I'm jealous.
I give up this, I give up this.
Z and the one's white box.
Oh
We're fucking names
Yes
I don't know what I'm talking about right now.
I'm throwing a molotov.
Throwing flashbang.
Flashbang out.
Alright.
Alright.
The only thing I ever got from Trout
was an ass whooping in Valorant.
Alright?
Valorant?
Yeah, it was all immortal in Valorant
and I ended up queuing against
and turns in the same lobby and I cried
that's so wholesome for me it for me it's not that serious but you know
I'm sorry I guess I can't I can't keep fucking doing that
we gotta go ahead or something
Oh
I'm so bad so awful
Yeah, it's route. Yeah, I didn't check the thing I just recognized the sign. That's cool
Huh
You know purple you you actually shrouded no, yes
You got me you got me
Oh my god
What?
I just jiggled with my ass fucking up.
Bro, I wanna have a gun, man.
Can we sp-
Alright, I'm done with cash after this.
No cap.
I'm actually done.
Cue some fucking other shit.
Hopper?
Yeah, some- no.
So I just am over in the spot.
I've played like seven times today.
I don't know, any smokes and I just keep dying to fucking opposite of you around.
I guess I go door.
I don't fucking know what to do.
You're coming here sometime.
Get off my butt.
Get in my butt.
God damn it.
expect to see the shroud
I'm like
No, dude, when I heard you talk I pulled up your stream to see if you're playing counter strike
and shit you not I
Literally screamed. Oh my god
beautiful
Oh my god
Just trying to relock in you know I can smoke heaven
one's uh, squeaky squeaky
he's not squeaky unless he's fence
he's pork
one's coming truck
nice round
how do you say squeaky but he was squeaky?
I think you meant like, I don't know, fence or something.
Wonderful.
Yeah, we got this. We can come back for sure.
No, we're coming back. I'm gonna fucking thrash these kids fucking C2.
I forget like I should not be
I fucking air
I fucking air right there
I'm lucky
You could have seen how I fucking died that was insane
I know it's such fucking bullshit in this game like
You also have a lot of ping
there's no bullets
just a couple of your D-dweezers somewhere
yeah they have no bullets
it's nothing
hopefully i will
I'm all B with the shotgun.
Shory smoke.
Shory smoke.
No more.
Okay.
Flash around.
One dinged.
One dinged.
I wouldn't have to get one shot by that, sorry.
Oh no.
of
death
of
death
right now
I'm gonna bother with this
I'm gonna go get some gun and flash it.
Easy, easy.
I can't hear it on you.
He's just holding it.
Yeah, it's been like that.
It's still on the way and there's a bug.
Headshot.
Oh, here he is.
Terrorists win.
OK!
He has been winning.
Okay ocean man.
I don't even know that was low.
Yeah, I didn't even get to shoot.
This play makes no sense but it works.
I'm just walking across here.
There's two in B.
In B.
I think it's B, for sure.
Flashing through.
There it is.
Falling back.
probably in Z and I'm dead
it's flushes
it's clear
is it?
it's out
i haven't seen it before
why do i even care
i love how you
i'm not even right though
i couldn't make it up
there was no smoke on my main
so i didn't want to take the chance of
not just getting caught in the open
which i did anyways
i thought my teammate would have him
95 almost won that fight soon, it's crazy, they look like they're fruit
I don't know, honestly
I know it, they're stuck, I know what's happening
Impact baby
of
death of
death of
death
death
death
3D
vulnerable
haha
flash in the middle
flash back
flash back
flash back
flash back
flash back
flash back
there was one behind him
flash back
what the fuck
wow
Whoa, whoa, what just happened?
Hey, how do you get there?
I don't know, but I fucking flipped his hip flip
like a booger.
KK down, I'm taking off.
Well, God, I'm just trying to finish this kind of scam.
We got the same score.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Next time.
I'd love to hear how do you.
I
Hey
Let's go boys
Not try to hit the head there. Yes a couple more rounds and we bring it home
Bring it on home
I take an app right now
Mm-hmm. Yeah, they did should remove this now
I've jumped into that too many times
What are you stuffing your fucking fat face with men?
Oh, every time I play with you, you got them always eating
I
Technically they could be a part of it
It's like looking at LeBron
It's just me, bro. It's like it's like it's like looking at it's like looking at LeBron, you know
This is this how Lakers teammate feels what is happening?
I wish I understood that reference, but I don't who's LeBron. It's alright your cat does
It makes no sense
He called me LeBron
You're LeBron, that's oh my god
Yeah, for sure
I don't know where he's flashing it, but it was really good for that guy.
I
What kind of if you were a basketball player, I don't know who you'd be honestly baseball
No, dude basketball. Hello, it's my god basketball sorry
I say the fucking word he's like baseball MLS hockey
Usually gaming
Soccer.
The feet.
Football has European college.
Yep.
Weirdo.
Two B, two B.
I'm watching.
three are in the bush
flash to the weapon, you ready?
flash it
all the walls
can you give me your flash?
give me your flash
flash it now
that is not blind
your flash was pretty deep huh?
I don't know, like how do you miss that?
I probably just want to check it out.
We're actually kind of coming back.
Bro, someone called you Dirk Niewitzki.
There's no fucking way, dude.
Dirk Niewitzki might have the best ring in all of fucking basketball.
Don't you ever ask who Dirk Nowisky is that is how much AI
I
Mean if I was a baseball player who's like a average professional
I don't really know baseball like that's the thing flashed on spawn, flashed on spawn, got your flashed on flashed if you want
He took it and it threw it
And he mollied himself
Now we have money
I have one flash, I'll go through
Flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash
There's nothing I can do.
No.
Yeah, who do you?
Damn, these smokes are so deep.
Hey, at least you're ruining their money.
Damn, this is weird.
I don't know, you remind me of Brian Scalabrini, honestly.
I think it's good.
It kind of looks like a Brian.
I think it's good.
Yeah, you're like a Brian Scalabrini, for sure, except you didn't win a ring.
Okay, I'm still getting to pick someone else then.
The one that matches my...
No, you didn't win any rings, so why would I get your ring?
Oh, I thought you said, you won a ring.
You did win a ring, you did win a ring.
That's what I'm saying, you gotta pick someone else.
Yeah, that's why I don't know who, I have no other ring.
So you're, that's the most apt fit.
Watch your other...
I missed.
I'm guessing they're not checkers got it
They are checkers
Checkers dead
Flash one of those
Two left
Oh no
Use your smoke for me
Yeah
Yeah let's jiggle that
Yeah let's see
Oh, it's coming out
That's insane
I can't even lie
That is insane
No way this place could be
I'm falling forward, please low. I should die.
Watch him left pod.
Left pod attack.
No way, left pod.
No, what? What just happened?
I'll lead him once!
GG's.
Nice meeting you.
We got only one time there.
That's bullshit all I'm saying.
I'm lucky.
It doesn't make any sense.
Damn we wanted to get out of this game in 11-3, but not only did we come back, but we lost in the end.
I'm lucky.
I can't believe I only hit them once.
I thought for sure I like
triple body damage or something.
if you're gonna queue cash I need to go feed my dog and let him out so if you're gonna
queue cash then I can't leave so don't queue if you're keeping cash but if you're not actually
don't queue cash I don't want to play that shit man okay what you want to do I don't
know play queue the other ones for a long queue just in case and then we'll re queue if I
come back and it's not pop wait queue like office or queue premiere I meant like competitive
office and stuff I'll be back on second okay okay I can't believe it like I
hit him or body him or anything
he basically said don't pick cash because it's gonna pop too fast so pick
all the other troll maps, so it'll take a minute, so we're probably going to get Office
in like three minutes.
Are you going to stream GTA 6 console version?
Probably not, no.
But it's probably going to delay it again anyway, so I want to stress it.
It's a bit unfortunate too, because the F1 race is the same day as...
DTA6.
Oh my god, it popped way too fast. He's not gonna be ready.
He's not...
He's not ready.
How the hell are we getting like 30 second queues?
Wait, that was a minute.
I guess we'll re-queue.
Dude, I got a pencil and some time to ralor it.
Big time
Did I actually fucking pop that's crazy yeah popped so fast within a minute was it for office
damn that fucking blows bro I had to feed him he's eating I got a lot of
mouths we could take a little poopy I mean I just can't believe it popped in
under a minute yeah that's fucking crazy actually who just talked
what me I don't know that's weird no I swear I heard someone else well I sound
a little different because I'm sick
You got the rightぞ, all right.
Three horses at the moment.
He has made you. I like to think of it the other way around.
video fishing I hear I was just checking how many fish I had that's all I'm just taking
Just take a little peek, just take a little peek.
Take it a little peek.
You have held down? Yes, sir.
I've secretly been working on Counter-Strike for years.
Dude, now the queue is going to take like eight minutes,
and we're going to go stronghold, but I'm down.
I actually am curious. I wonder if more people know me from Counter Strike or from PUBG,
or this is a weird one, Fortnite. I'm actually genuinely curious because whenever I see someone
on the street and they recognize me they say Fortnite. Online I mean it's hard
to say because I don't play yeah or I don't play you know I'm playing the game
but I'm on so it doesn't really work.
You didn't even know you played Fortnite. I know that's the weird part I have about
600 hours in fortnight and everyone recognizes me as the fortnight guy in person. I don't...
I don't know.
Maybe it's because they game but they only know fortnight so they just assume.
What do you think by yourself? I think more people probably know me from...
I thought you played Fortnite for like a hundred hours tops.
I've got a decent bit of hours.
I have way more hours than I do in CS2.
That's for sure.
I have like 800 or something hours in Fortnite.
There was a little binge there that I had where I played it
for like a month straight.
And I think that month straight must have made
some memorable moments for some people.
I know Italy in the map pool, I don't know, we just clicked a bunch of maps because he
needed some time and now we're not getting a Q-pop.
How's the new G-ProMass?
It's good.
I just want it on my G303.
I want someone to Frankenstein, both the SuperStrike
in the G303 and I don't know if that's possible. That's what I want. I want the same sensor
and the same clicks but put inside. I don't even think it's possible. I actually don't
even think that's possible.
Oh
How's this not popped yet. I don't know
Don't pop please. Oh my god
God.
Justin!
Justin!
Oh.
Not again.
What?
How?
How?
How did he do it?
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
How did he do it?
What the heck is this map?
What the fuck?
I don't know how Justin did it.
Did he take his mouse with him and just spam the left click?
He probably spammed the left click while holding his mouse.
He was doing this.
I stopped my pee again to come get that I heard you know a pop because I can hear it
in my in-ears it makes such a distinct sound dude I couldn't believe I said I said to myself
to the second you stepped away I said it was gonna pop and it did and I did literally
instantly crazy crazy next time I do that I'm gonna bring my mouse and just put it in
the spot where it says accepted to stand left leg that's true that that might work I don't
know if the range of these things are they good yeah you're in a better before our yo
where do I look what the fuck I don't know it's about to reward in an opera it's a fucking
prison siege whoa it's silent holy it's quiet
like fast go behind me yeah yeah
bro what in the world is this
This is crazy absolute slot map
I
I
Doesn't run well, but
You're telling me I'm getting 280 frames here 1440 B. We good. I gotta go see where B is
How long do I need to get to be?
Whoa. Yo, what is this?
This is a Valorant map.
Why is it definitely not?
Oh, that's yes it is. This is an absolutely Valorant map.
It's a lot better, lot better.
Oh my god.
I'm gonna force my day in my employer.
Yo!
Hello!
How you doing?
I'm okay.
Oh, to be fair, he hit him with the first bullet that didn't move.
I think that's why I look that way.
Yo!
Good job, man!
Oh, oh, oh, thanks!
Appreciate that.
Mike ox fat road to silver one well I just hit somebody ops what is this
middle I love this I think our spawn is weird like in the middle of the map
What is that guy doing?
Our teammate is a fucking maniac.
And they're gonna start splitting out.
No, five, five of the direction is really good.
He almost seems like, he wasn't even professional.
I just mean like we'll never be able to get to see like the intricacies of the map.
We'll just see the fucking outside A outside B
Dude it come to come B. It's actually mad weird. It looks like a long on overpass not the site but the area
We're here
And then out here
How how am I the one that dies I didn't even know he could be there
I have no idea what's going on
I
Go in there
One more to the right
Yeah, he was I think you saw him last foot's like
What is this little back here a little cut wait this looked right
What a little cut right?
you can go that way
what's up man
this map is kinda sick
what the hell's med
Holy shit, I'm hogging it.
You're moving, you're moving.
I don't wear a mat, though.
Smith?
Yeah, it's cut.
I don't know.
It's attached to mid to the right.
I mean, fucking spawn, mate, hello?
Oh, my ass.
My ass.
My ass.
it's hard to tell what you're looking at I don't even know I don't know either
Oh it's an insane angle though.
Oh my god.
Textbook.
Yes sir, yes sir.
What?
Is this mid?
No, mid is crazy.
Most elaborate mid I've ever seen.
Yeah, that angle, like I just assumed it'd be insane because it had like me and that
hallway, you know?
Bidoo Bidoo!
I actually kind of... I don't know about T-Side yet, but...
Kind of fuck with this mob, though.
It's alright, but the last three are right.
Yeah, whatever.
One is good.
I
Think
What the hell am I looking at why is there a gap in these boxes?
I wish counters like did this though. They just like main changed all of the maps like this
This would be really bad for competitive though. I think
Look how big it is like this map is too big
It makes up the game so much if they just decided fuck it new map pool all of them. I actually think eSports would suffer
Oh, that's an angle.
No.
Yo, this is the person from Walking Dead.
Happy a sick map.
I should do that.
The prison from Walking Dead, so just outside all of it.
They're like, rarely in the prison.
They're just outside the whole time.
That's a good point.
That's a good point.
Thank god we lost.
Give us some rounds.
That's when the walking dead was good.
That right there.
There, the gun.
Done.
On duty or off, officers are ready.
Because your hands were the only weapons you had.
He didn't walk or stand with them in his car.
After Lockup, he still walked in the center of the aisle, out of reach of any flailing arms or mist.
I just don't really know what to do here.
Oh, this guy got Molly'd off.
Well the single is kind of crazy this map is so CT-sided, I can't go away with a single.
Oh you could probably do that, yeah.
Yeah, kind of, not great, but I mean like look at this, you can just walk up here and
see everything.
I'll post it with no chance, zero.
And they're holding the default thing.
Middoors.
I think he's running out of ammo there.
Don't think they clear me here, no way.
One's towards me.
I think they're going B boys.
Double banked.
Wow.
That sucks.
That was the perfect line up there.
Where am I?
I've never even been here.
You're outside.
Take the one you've done.
Oh my god.
I wish I saw that.
Alright.
Nice. Thank you sir.
I mean a lot, a lot.
Damn, I should get up there.
I'm going to smoke.
No!
Oh, he bit his last bullet in no skill.
Fuck!
He's down the boxes.
he wasn't blind, so he's fine.
The worst part about that is he killed my teammate.
I have so much money, you can barely lose.
Take guns.
I like the little charms that they have. They're cute.
They're little terrors.
Stand by.
I see him. I mean this guy. One more there. Alright. Where am I? Is there a spawn?
There's fun no response all the way back here. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. You get so much map on them before they even
That's insane how far you could get up. I'm not even kidding you can get to like here. No, I can't even do it
I can't mark
You can get fucking deep as shit. I'm gonna say a firing up before I see them
Are you pushing
I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill him.
Am I looking at
And he killed this team after he killed you one more bit
What the free fire guys insane
of
the
death
of
shit's so confusing
you had the right read at first
yeah it's just hard you can't know everything
can't know all
oh warden what about
is this a stronghold or is this warden? no warden would make more sense cause
There's a lot of them.
This would be so much more interesting to watch pro matches if they're not matched like this.
I don't know man, this, I think this map would be horrible in the dark light.
That fucking goes to me.
It's not about it being, or not, it's about it being fun to watch.
Oh
He's lagging he said he's lagging no way
Wow, this is a cool looking prison, pretty classy.
Thank you for visiting, balsam prison.
I'm Z-warding.
Oh, I just got random, man.
Oh yeah, be sus on this guy. I'm not even kidding. This guy actually read the instructions.
It's just a little worried about him. That guy.
One more, I think, is in here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hard to tell where he's looking.
Dude, they get there so fast, too.
Hello? Hi, sir.
bro thank you damn he's not even hit yet
I guess it's gooshed nice follow me sir
follow him sir I just didn't see the sir
I gushed all these guys
I didn't know burst was like that.
I think the only way that works is if you push him.
I thought he was low enough to just body burst him, but it does well there I think.
Oh there, what was that?
Where is it? So assholes.
Honestly, I just lost that purpose, that's all good.
Yeah, more rounds, so...
On the move, knucklehead!
On the move, knucklehead.
We should go B for banana.
Or berry.
Honestly, banana looks like it might be kinda easy to take.
Can you grab the bomb?
Oh.
Yeah...
We do.
Now I'm dead.
What the fuck am I looking at actually though?
Fuck you fast.
We have plant.
No.
How much money we need?
I knew it was going to be a good one.
Yeah.
It is.
You know.
Is there even a point of buying U-Till I wonder?
Probably not.
But I'll buy it.
First round.
I don't know.
B side seems kind of easy.
Yeah.
A side seems like a nightmare.
It's honestly a good way of putting it.
I never thought about it like that.
Someone said like why is the chat so slow and someone said low streamer interaction,
And that actually makes a lot of sense
If you're a streamer that like really likes to talk to your chat and make jokes with them and kick it
Your chat will be moving a lot faster
But I just don't care about any of you
Well
Guess what it is
Very nice
I don't know what I'm looking at.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm pushing.
I guess.
I'm baiting you, RLS.
Oh, that's true
Dude I thought I saw blood
And it looked like the smoke that was going out would look like blood that was wild a little misty boy
a little misty blood
this is the best I've ever played
yeah, you're your own man
and I'm your dad
no, no, no
you came out of my nutsack son
careful, I can push you right away
Oh right they're offing that fringe. I'm leaving. I'm not going that way.
This game is so bad. It's so fucking bad. Like people play this over dude over Valorant. Imagine that.
Hello? I didn't even stop moving. You may as well be playing Valorant.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I hear you, just go be around, we'll win.
Let's go be, let's go be.
These are good sights.
You guys are fucking hot, like 3 rounds.
Got flashbang.
You're blind.
Luma is going to play no fucking way.
Luma ass game.
Luma ass fucking game dude.
It's just like hello
All good, it's fine
Like that? That was fucking nasty, actually.
That was insane.
I think you've played this game before.
He's what?
Shit me.
I didn't know the angle. I was aiming. Fuck!
I was aiming on the fucking cut.
You bred that.
I just saw a farm.
Oh, that's right.
Apparently I did.
Apparently I did.
Oh.
Bruh.
Astro.
B block this way.
What am I running into? Where am I?
I don't know, I'm running, I'm scared, I don't like fucking walk-ins, not...
Oh my god, this isn't the bomb site yet? Jesus Christ.
the old sit on the bombsrat oldest trick in the book
just like that baby
oh fuck was he there already holy shit
I actually wasn't even really looking at my screen
I wouldn't be looking at my screen either what the fuck was that
you dropped me
Uh-huh
Justin you think I'm more known for CS or PUBG or fortnight definitely
PUBG was not bigger than CS, but but
Oh
A giga reach for so long on different countries and continents and shit
I just I think
yo you ran by all of you
can't believe I died there
that's insane the d-corner
he didn't shoot the first two we went
no and then I was walking right here
see the people that are saying CSM mics chat you're watching CS because you
probably watching CS the whole time we're talking about people that don't
watch CS at all.
Okay.
I think I guys said a really bad word.
What word were you trying to say there that got bleeped out?
I think that guy said a really bad word What word were you trying to say there that got
bleeped out?
Are you going to ask him to say it now?
I'm just curious what he's thinking It might not be as bad as what we're thinking
I mean it could be fucker
I'm here.
Whoa, you can blow the door.
Big blow, big blow, they call me big, uh, oh.
One more. One more.
Yo, I'm so blind.
I'm here.
What is this? What am I looking at?
Holy shit, clearing this site is insane.
What in the fuck?
You want this in pro?
Yeah.
Holy shit, this is the same fucking maps we've played for 20 years.
I don't know. This would be a fucking wild map to see in Pro. I can't lie.
I'm gonna knife this guy.
Alright.
Three, two, one.
I really thought he'd be there.
I don't think we might get to the right place to end it all.
All headshots.
Wonderful.
Wonderful.
No big deal.
The hell I might fucking ADR this hell, though.
Did you steal him kills or what?
I guess.
We're just shooting low people
Now we're gonna play office. Oh feast
I think that's a good one.
What's the game plan?
Was that your LG or no?
I think it was.
I got a little bit.
I just don't feel great.
That makes sense.
Trying to beat this cold
Thank you these four maps again and see what happens on the Italy to
Surely we don't get water back to back
Yeah
Dude, I thought about playing apex recently
I know you said that I know you said that you're like God no yeah but then I
watched then I watched him you play and I was like wait they actually changed a
lot it looks pretty fun I said all of this shit and you didn't well I don't
believe anything you say bro I'm the realest motherfucking you know so you
should definitely listen to shit that I say
I'm sure we should already, Justin.
He fucking hates me.
I kinda want to make a new, this doesn't sound weird, but I kinda want to make a new class
in Diablo too.
Oh fuck it, you need to get off that game. Not only is it killing your stream but it's
just killing you slowly.
Well no, it's actually making me have fun. Wait, P.O. you're revealed tomorrow morning
actually.
You're telling me you're not having fun right now? That's what you're saying to me?
I'm having fun.
Then, there you go.
There's different forms of fun.
What's your name?
Yeah, you go for it. I'll see you when you're done with P.O.E.
at the end of the month but the reveal is tomorrow. I'll see you after D4 and POE.
You gotta join us for customs one night. Warcraft 2 customs. Yeah, the last four days have been
brutal but yeah I could hop on sometime. We play random cookies. I don't have that game installed
I can't believe we're in a timeline where we get a teaser for a teaser with POE 2.
well isn't tomorrow the live stream isn't tomorrow's like live stream revealing
everything that pe2 has isn't that then you update what more is that in the
morning I might I might take off stream to watch that you e2 season 0.5 reveal
that should be the whole stream right
Um, what time is, what time are they revealing that?
It's like at 1pm?
Oh my god, it's so late.
That'll be fun, I hope.
I think it's going to be free for the next one, I think it's going to be 0.5 and then
1.0 at the end of the year, that's my guess.
And then it'll be free to play.
We should do a survival game group, I'm just saying, even if it's only one day or a couple
days we should do that we should pick one and just play it what do you want to play I don't know
anything there's fucking 50 of them there's a plethora do we want to play one that we haven't
played all of us because that's not bad to me I'll play any survival game they're all good
there's like like Conan just had that update
um
Fucking and shrouded is going to 1.0 soon
Well, we might as well wait for the those 1.0's then darkness falls surely will come out
I mean 70's to die is really good vanilla now. I'm just saying extremely good
through
They're in like I don't even know 2.4 at this point 2.5
by the way have you gotten anything from marathon yet no I haven't gotten anything yet I know
we're supposed to get all those like I'm trying to do some giveaways but I look like I'm scamming
my chat that's all I told them yeah we'll do giveaways months later nothing yeah surprise
We haven't gotten our jacket. We haven't gotten our figures, our special editions. We got nothing.
Yeah, I just found my dresser back there. I want to put bullshit on, you know?
We'll probably get it.
I want to get a mannequin and put the jacket on it back there.
That would be pretty cool, actually.
Yeah.
God, this queue is really pulling me out of it right now.
Conan exiles could be fun though. There's a lot of content there in that game, but we've played
We've played through it before so be just us doing it again, I guess
Anyways, we can play apex too by the way, and also what did you say? Sorry? I was talking
Since I'm a survival game or just us to
Not saying we've played Conan before but it's still be fun to run it back. I played it in a minute
Yeah
Oh, there's that soul mass game, which is kind of like Conan Exiles, but worse I think but still
We're really trying to get these fucking random ass maps and it's not giving it to us
Yeah, we could be halfway through a cash map, but also I played enough cash in it. I can't lie
Which one do you think we're gonna get out of these five
Off I think we're gonna get Italy
Play battlefront 2 I can't
Oh
Shit, I can't play battlefront 2 I would fucking love to I mean it's Star Wars weak right now
Like Star Wars week would be the perfect time to play Battlefront 2, but I can't play
There's a DDoSter that holds that game hostage and doesn't let any streamers play and we got T side first
That's cool
And I'm pretty sure they're black cherry white claw that guy's I can't prove it though
But I think that Kyber server I think that Kyber server pays them off to DDoS streamers
Can't prove that though
Dude, I love Battlefront 2.
I love it.
Battlefront is so fun, but I can't play it unless I play Kyber.
And I am not playing Kyber.
I feel like Elon Musk.
Why not Kyber then? I'm not playing on some fucking shady 3rd party service.
How do you think that guy says his last name, Mike? Can you try that one for me?
Ha ha ha.
Brzezkyzyskivakivets.
What the fuck?
That's so far.
Wait, you're playing Office?
Yeah, I know.
Oh, that's not good.
They got their giga quick.
Oh my god, I just looked the headshot and I see me. Yeah, no, we should be awesome. Yeah, we should just kill back
Oh my god, I was there fast. Look at this guy's picture Anthony
in that
Oh
Anthony really pull. Hey, you see that fire?
All right
I'm just going to chill back I think, you know.
Damn, they're passing now.
Now they're running out.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
See this quarter the whole time I couldn't see him. That's legendary
That's kind of lit
No, I'm just kind of cool. It's like gig a t-shirt. They need to bring fucking hostage back in the comp
Imagine seeing risk hostage rescue
I just
Just don't agree. That's I mean, this would be a good map for it's too small
But you know, they should bring back hostage rescue does like a mode
I don't know if that DDoS thing is real, I just played in the past few days, but I'm
really fine.
Okay, well they might, they might like XCC.
I would like to see them as a meme.
I won't be able to play.
I would put my whole fucking life savings down, I will not be able to play.
They might just like XCC.
Because I was watching XCC play it, and at first I thought he was playing Kyber, but
I don't think he was.
But I promise you, they will not let me play.
I would literally put millions and millions and millions of dollars down and that I would get beat up
Pretty good deal if you ask me
What?
Wow
I
Let him take the hostage
Don't do this
No, I just keep for all this weird dog shit there we have
You know, okay
Central-South Office Park dude think about working in a cubicle
Doesn't that fucking sound sick? I kind of want to like start a business cubicle
I had a job and I want to hire you hire me hire all those and we just all work in the offices
Please no, I would jump out the fucking 10th story window face first and there's that
Wouldn't it be awesome though all the boys are not here either not hearing me. No, we would not why?
Think about this look at this cozy room in the back
We're all working right here in the offices
I can't I can't I can't do it
Well anyway, I want to start a business if you have any ideas
I told you, I didn't tell you anything.
My idea is fucking, well, it doesn't require a lot of over, and that's good.
Just doesn't require a lot, I want like an easy business, like I already told you my
story, didn't I?
You can do anything, you stop to your money guy and be like, hey, I want to start a business,
I want to buy a restaurant.
A restaurant.
a restaurant those do not make money yeah I mean that's that's like if you
really like a restaurant yeah just imagine us in here dude
I'm here talking shop we can buy code what if we buy code make what if I make
a studio and it's all about vibe coding and we just vibe games there's no way
You're saying this shit's your dad?
What?
Everyone in this Vibe Coach is in here.
That's like a new phrase that everyone uses I think.
I mean it's a perfect phrase.
We should play Sandbox.
mod successor. We'll probably find some fun modes to play on the same box.
There goes all my health.
I'm driving a flashback.
Huh.
Wait, wait, it doesn't do a restaurant where people sit at cubicles.
Wait a second.
Wait, you're cooking.
That's actually a good ass idea.
That's a good ass idea.
Call the office.
Holy shit, dude.
That's actually such a good idea.
That would make money.
That would be a restaurant that would make money for sure.
What the hell kind of food would we have?
It's raining tacos, it's only open 9 to 5, wait a second you guys are cooking!
I don't like that you don't like my ideas here.
But I'm coding, making an office, an office restaurant, you hate all of it.
I just don't want to work in the office.
I want to work with you and the boys.
You already knew you were a co-worker, I know.
No, like I only see you every day.
You can, I mean that'll never work.
I saw you where I live and you're already living, that's not possible.
Well we could make it happen.
Imagine seeing the boys, me, you, Tyler, Matt, T.J.
Every day.
The boys.
Vibe coding every day.
Vibe coding every single day is what we're talking about.
What the fuck is that, Glaston?
Yeah, it's this base.
What, you taking a hostage right in front of the lines?
Why would it alert us that?
You should have telephoned.
Well, because it adds time, you know what I mean?
So, it just says, oh hey, then you have a hostage.
Choose more time.
It's raining tacos from out of the sky.
Come on, let's go.
No way.
No way.
I just don't get how I don't headshot him there.
Oh, lucky.
of
of
of
of
of
of
Yeah, I'm not a good round by them. Yeah, we need Greg Gregor here to get a fucking kill
We all know that losses game, but I can't even get what losses me because it's a t-side
No, I bet we're not how much how much I bet you dig dollar
you got faith like that
big pp dollars
I'm just asking us.
I got a phone in the shoulder.
I'm stuck.
He's right here, no?
How'd they-
They're just walking around everywhere.
This game needs a pocket shot, man.
Like a secondary.
Like a shorty.
Go, go, go!
from
there's no way
there's no fucking way
I
Mean big nist all just playing this map
Nice a good. Uh, it's a good
Good map. He's close to you. I think I mean, yeah, I think he's near a hostage. I don't know I tell
No, he has a hostage
We're good
I
Know what he did I know what he did see that lip right there
He jumped into it for sure he had to
Instead of over it. He jumped into it. I really thought he's gonna come down that hallway
I look like a robot honestly
Imagine us and the boys in a cubicle
Oh, you can be doing something way more fun than I can think about it, okay, wow, oh, you
You got big potential.
Oh.
God, I wish I fucking...
God, I wish I was like this guy.
Like, you know how exciting that killer is that he just got right there?
That was his first kill ever.
Like, I miss the days of being this guy.
Truly, I miss him.
like seven years old for the first time I fucking miss it I miss it I'll never have that back
unless I play it Boba actually possible it's like your name GRZ
They're all the way back to the fucking windows.
It's still nice out here.
Nice and snowy
I mean I'm just saying tea size real easy if they just sit there spawn they could like literally hold this out smokes alone
It is hard for sure I
Remember playing like a real hard a elo off the stream. It was difficult
I'll sweat big lead. Let's see me rounds on T side loss
I'm gonna go into the back window here. I'm gonna one taps on the grass man
Okay
Almost beating there in spawn the strats they smoke the lake too
actually not making shit because it's curious oh that guy's throwing I almost got distracted
by his picture
Oh, shit, let your teammate grab the
of the hospital. I have a plan.
How the fuck did your teammate let him go there? That's insane.
I don't know. I heard him though. He reloaded.
Okay, now I don't think we can lose.
I got a whisper to the hostage I'm dead, I'm sorry
I'll be through Michael Sun
won't you fucking come
ceilings also are kind of...
yeah
ok
i love how you get fucking out
Oh my god!
Oh shit!
That was an absolute roll, quick, go to the stairs!
Oh fuck, I wish more CS games were like this.
What a shit show.
It's just too serious.
It has gotten pretty serious, huh?
I mean, it's been out forever, man. People want to make it. They want to be good at it.
I haven't made it yet, are they gone?
No.
It was easier in our daily man.
Dude, it was. I was looking at the list of how many creamers were partnered back then,
We're partnered back then and it's just not a lot of people
No, I know
Fucking behind the plant you'll see me
I'm gonna be invisible
He's gonna peek it three two one and
Oh, that's a good spot dude
A little bit of trolling
I'm still consulting
We're just trying to get him a couple rounds, let's see how ace or pussy he is.
I can't the hostages get out of there when they see the hostages like everyone moved
Shoo back in
Shoo back in
The hostage mode in this game
The hostages have a mind of their own and they get up sometimes and the terrorists have to like keep them in check
And they gotta put them back in their spot
Am I beating him or something?
They gotta like yell at them to put them back in their spot
Move them around and shit
Ahh, be good
Yo, what is this mega pussy shit?
Like, peek something.
No, I'm telling you, they don't.
They don't.
I'm gonna kill this guy, all right.
Oh my goodness.
Hey, that looks like a booger, though.
I can't lie.
Is that the close guy?
Yeah, the close guy got owned.
For real, for real.
I didn't react, I didn't react, I didn't react.
I didn't react, I didn't react.
Yo, Batman.
We did do it.
god damn it reacts just in buying every round so that this game could be close
i hear you
okay i guess i can't jump on that
this is some insane I told you this is office
that's such a hard angle, okay, then I can fucking kill the guy
ow, ow, ow
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh. Alright. Somebody gave him another one. He gives it to me here. Maybe.
Oh
That's took it fuck
I
Walked up, bro. She kept a scout kept banging. I'll do it again. That was fucking sick
My rescue kid
Rescue kit yeah, that's a good name for it
Get don't be anything. I know that is right. Oh, it's hard to win me like this
And you're dated
Oh
Trying to go over again, man
I'm going to come back and get him.
Okay, he's back.
Oh man.
Nice.
This guy just gonna bait me or what's going on here?
Attack them both of them bruh
I'm lucky
I
Need like individual plays out of us. Otherwise, I think it's it's gonna be rough. Yeah, I mean
Gotta wait looking a little bit of a pretty count
Yeah, I
I think we just literally don't take damage from AIDS in a different way.
That's fine. That is.
I turned the fucking gillum the sod off.
I don't know how much the salt I'm getting here is what the hell am I walking?
It's an injury I'm getting
Playing dodge smoke
Oh, you just smoke? Okay
Didn't even just wait the whole time
I think we just throw a bunch of smokes and we send it like that games.
Yeah, I mean flash in the smoke when we need some, but we also made smokes, I think the
smokes might be pretty good, I can't lie, might be AWPing this, this is not smoke too,
I'm dead.
Inch out.
Got to wait it out.
Holy f***ing YouTube, bruh.
Yeah
Maybe rework office up
Well, I'm from the bike hold on I've a smoke in a mullet. Well, I pushed it back
I
All right, we got this I got this
We got this I
Don't know I don't like we got this we got this. I don't love this right now. He has to do something with the house
We got this we got this
Okay, now now it's now it's getting a little dicey whatever he's
No, I hit him for 55 he only needed to hit him like twice
move
Well, they're addressing or something
No way we're off
each guy is a lot of bad news for you Justin I think we lost
There's too much bullshit in that area.
It literally hit no one.
Oh, I lied.
We lost though.
I mean we lost though.
I thought we added after the 11th but we gave them too many on the T side.
of
the
death
of
the
I guess I'll go the other way now.
It's so easy to play Terroricide 2, I think fucking terrible.
I just have to smoke and pack and do nothing all the time.
So close.
I
Know
Black and white balls right behind you to smoke in your ballie. Yeah, he gave up
Yeah, actually
He's got the shit for sure
Well 1311
I have an AWP
See what we can do here
What a shit fucking map
What do you mean?
I got the shit in the bag.
Shit, fucking map.
Main over till it's over.
Shit.
Fucking map.
I need help.
Wait, what?
This is our fucking chance.
This is our chance.
My team goes in first though
Our chance has been ruined I'm throwing a bunch of smoke. It's gonna get crazy
Nice
lost to us. I got a kid. I got a kid. I'm out. Hold it.
They're so slow. Yeah, you won't let's go. Oh my god. We
might get it. Dude. We can win this. We can win this. Actually,
no, we can't because it stops it over time. Gregory. There's
no Gregory. Gregory. You got two kills. Let's go, Gregory.
after we win bring that on me
after we win
what is that?
what a b-
Jesus Christ
no way is that something that this guy can do
No way is that this guy couldn't hit the right side of a fucking barn with a flame
Hold on big trades black cherry white plus feeling fucking good a hundred HSP look at this agency
coming out. Yeah, we do. Add it on a tie. Hey, at least we didn't lose it. All tie. Wait,
hold on. Turn it up. We need the cheats right now. Oopsies. Didn't mean to do that. Wait,
maybe he did. He's getting flanked. And or they're holding his spawn. Where's the fucking
hostage
Fucking funny
Well, I was good ending in an office was sick. I got I got eagle that counts as a match one apparently
Fucking office socks man rework this shit
I'll be back in a second.
Wait, I thought we're done.
Oh, are we done?
Yeah, that's fine.
Yeah, I don't give a shit.
Hit the Quitting Console?
Okay, I missed.
Right, though.
GG.
Nice chat, it was fun.
Real.
Good luck out there, Soldier.
It was real fun.
Yeah.
I mean, I'll be back on CS probably tomorrow, but you will be doing some other shit, unless
you got something else to do.
I might jump on CS.
Maybe we'll play some Siege.
Who knows?
Life is a mystery. We never know what we're gonna do life is also a highway. Yep. Anyway, good. Bye
All right, I'm out of here. That's fun. I guess I didn't really know what else to do like
Like part of me wanted to load up the oblo and make another character, but then part of me also wanted to play CS with the boy
There's really nothing I actually really really really really want to play
besides catching up on single-player games that I haven't played before.
That might be something I do either this week or next week.
There's a lot of single-player games that I never played and I've always wanted to,
so that might happen here soon.
Unless we could, like, figure out a survival game that we could all play together,
we could all play far, far west together.
It's not really a survival game, but it could be fun if we get, like, four of us together or something.
I don't know, we'll see.
Honestly, I don't really have any plans. It kind of sucks going live and not having a plan.
When you just kind of wing it, it makes it feel so bad.
Oh, Forciarizing 6, when is that? That's next week, right?
Two weeks from now.
Anyway,
we'll see. I'm out of here. Thanks for watching. Have a good night.
It is.