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racing sim fuck no lazy I am fuck no
novel
don't forget to watch an ad on your way out that's good that's good you're
getting it. Same day delivery a wheel? No, I have a whole setup. I'm just, I gotta plug
it in. I gotta install some shit, install the game, then tune the game. It's like a
whole thing. That's okay.
There you can see my racing chair right there.
That's right.
My headset's on it.
What wheel you got?
I have the pro Logitech wheel.
Honestly, my whole setup is kind of Logitech, the Logitech place heat.
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I want this car. I want this car. How much is it? $30,000?
Pshh!
Oh, it's a D-Class?
Everyone always says Ds for giga-chads.
Do we keep it D?
Or do we up it?
I've never do it.
This game doesn't give you D races.
Ever.
It gives you like A's, B's, S1's.
Never D.
Never D.
I'm going to go back to the
drag.
Hmm
This car drift for sure
It's gonna be so expensive upgrading it like to this for example
Or this even as a research on so
You know I'm on races can you do dirty racing kind of there's moments where you could get a little
Grimy with it, but the game has like a system where it can detect a high collision crash and the ghost
It'll like if there's two cars coming at each other it'll ghost them before they do a high-collision crash
But if you're like, you know neck and neck with somebody you could give them fucking little tap
It'll it won't detect that
I like this one. I don't know about Rear Wheel.
It's more fun how much is it so you can do this machine?
It's probably like 150,000.
That's not bad.
Oh!
of
the
With the drift zone? Oh it unlocked to be a drift zone.
Well, it's not set up for drift at all, but you know, this road is kind of shit, so...
Wars out. Give me half this dirt road, please.
Holy shit, this is slippery, dude. What the fuck's going on here? Yo. I can't...
There's no way I'm using this tuning. This is insane what is going on?
Holy
I'm rough yo what
But this can't, I gotta change something with this, this is insane.
Oh, hello. This car looks fucking beautiful dude.
It sounds like a kettle.
literally sounds like a fucking kettle
of
the
that's funny
all right I could tune it myself or I could just swap it to something else this
is drag
it being drift actually seems kind of fun that that seemed fun driving it as
drift um well this could be fun is a rally car drift easy dude everyone builds
these drift everyone builds this car drift everyone builds this car drift huh
I mean it felt good drifting it it did it really did it is the drift car is it
All right, let's see. Let's see who cooked.
I don't know what exactly I'm going to be looking for.
This one's pretty good, I think.
No. Pretty good. No.
I don't love that.
I think one of the better ones was...
I don't know what that feels like.
You know why this car is popular? Because it looks fucking sweet?
What do you mean?
Trying to figure out which one I want to run.
It's the main car of an anime called Initial D. Oh, is it like cars, but anime? Or like
They're all a bunch of talking cars
This one seems pretty good out of every single one that I've seen this one seems pretty good
No, it's just a drift anime oh I see
So this is the drift car because of an anime? Or is it like something actually in the drifting
scene? You know what I'm saying?
Both? That's cool.
Dude, he said wow on cue.
you know it probably sucks I don't think there's an option for this but if
you're someone that just likes the free room traffic kind of sucks no
There's a jump here hold on hold on we got a hit of jump I don't know what our fastest
cars probably this
Oh no, I want to rip it off this fucking mountain.
Hell yeah.
Is that a three star?
Okay, nice.
You guys don't think like, you guys don't think there should be an option for trash?
for those of people that like to free roam.
This is a lot of free roam stuff that people would like to want to just like...
I don't know, just like practice some random shit.
And then traffic could get in the way.
I feel like they should make that a setting.
They should actually just make it a setting to add even more.
Or less.
Fuck it.
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Any rally cars
These are not tuned I could tune this RS 200 for the vibes
I still got some cash.
Oh geez. Uh...
What am I looking for?
That's a little guy's cute.
I
Gotta go fast
Sure, whatever, works for me, don't care.
Oh my god, that's so expensive.
I
Was a JDM everyone always uses the term JDM in my chat. I don't know what that means. What's a JDM?
Japanese domestic model.
Ohhhh.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
I am not a rally driver, let me tell you, that's okay.
Alright, practice makes perfect, it's all good.
So they say anyway, so they say.
Can we trust him?
I know.
I hit it. I guess I hit it. We're good.
They didn't save cars, me, I think.
Oh, that was a big break.
Oh no.
I like this.
I always race the same guy, must be a PC-Drivetar.
Yeah, so I just learned that those...
These names are like real people?
Like this, this Hoki-Hoki Hoshi guy, I see him everywhere.
Albert, I see him everywhere.
I always see the same names.
Drasphal, Cold Wave, Belife, Bowie Knife, Average Lizard.
It never changes.
It's always the same exact names.
Always.
No, I know they're bots,
But they're off of real people and it just always is pulling the same people. It's never pulling anyone else
Okay, Queen I love that
They tried using the controller, yeah, I'm fucking terrible. I'm really bad with controller like it's it's scary bad
I think we're playing Lego Batman. Hell yeah!
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to
a lot of I really have a to get a
I don't know if this thing is tuned, did I tune this 9-11, I don't know if I did it.
Okay, Queen.
Would you drive IRL if you could use mouse and keyboard?
I mean, sure, man.
I mean, we're not gonna need driver's license soon, so I'm just waiting for that
I'm waiting for ten years from now when driver's license are...
don't exist
And there's a pipe
I don't know why I fucking ripped it right there, but it's all good.
Our sound's sweet.
I already have my pilot's license.
of
Oh fuck. Oh fuck my ass. Oh fuck my ass. It's fine. I'm just letting the bot catch up.
It's all good.
I don't have a really competitive race, you know?
I wouldn't want to get too far ahead.
No.
I don't love this car.
I feel like I'm driving a boat.
That's okay.
Oh my...
Do you guys like these races? The ones where you just fucking floor it and then break and
then floor it and then break.
It's kind of unfun.
They're trying to floor it, you know?
Always.
Yo, relax!
Hey.
Not a single drift is killing me.
There's no way you're drifting those corners.
That's absurd, right?
It's a good way to fucking lose every single corner every single time.
But it's probably more fun.
I don't like that car for that very much.
I mean this game isn't fully realistic so maybe drifting it might work in some cars but
In a realistic scenario, no shot.
No shot.
What else we got?
Speedtrap again.
Oh, that's where you just go really fast.
These are good to do.
They're free.
Free.
Something.
One of these people is in danger, so stay away from those.
Unless I go to the Grand Ever!
That would be fun!
What I
Need a faster car, but why did that just start and stop that was so weird
Oh speed trap oh that's the one where you rip it as fast as you can through the oh that's right
It's not speed zone, that's confusing.
I'm just trying to rip it through,
I'm just trying to rip it through the mark, right?
At a certain speed, that's what a trap is, versus a zone.
Are we still an hour into the stream we are?
Okay, I was wondering why Chad is kind of
insufferable right now, okay.
All right, you guys can leave, by the way.
You don't have to watch.
You know who you are.
Holy shit, this thing is slippery.
I just gotta go 150 through it.
There we go.
Yeah!
You thought that too, Stroud?
The first hour of my stream, doesn't matter what game it is, is so fucking bad.
I don't get it.
I don't get why we have so many shitty fucking human beings in the first hour, every single time.
I don't get it.
but after an hour it's fine I swear so if you're a normal human being stay for
like 15 more minutes and I promise they'll all leave
they just like to complain about everything for the first hour I don't
get it
that's one thing doing it
fuck! was I one? dude I was short one
Damn it!
I don't know the right card for this, because it is...
Slippery as well, I don't know. Maybe? Maybe?
What is it, 165? I don't know.
Hold on.
Oh
I'm trying to send it off the side here cheese a little bit but okay nice
I feel like this car is on skates because it kinda is.
I feel like any car that's in this class that I drive is going to feel this way.
When they accelerate this fucking quickly, like I think I have another car that's kind
of as fast, not as fast, but close, let's see.
Where's this truck?
This one.
I think right now.
Wait, is that the one?
No.
Is it?
Or this one?
Well, this one might feel this way too, let me see.
Ah!
Actually, no.
I think something's wrong with the tuning on that one.
It's also a lot faster.
Where's the other card that is way too dank?
Yeah, I don't know.
That's okay.
This car is cool though.
The car might just be too light?
Maybe.
I mean, I don't know, but maybe.
Is there a way to check the stats?
I don't see the what's the weight on it. It's
Really struggle looking through all these
2100
Why don't you have a racing setup? I do. I just don't want to use it for this game.
Part of the reason is one, I'm lazy and two, this game has too many variances in like modes.
So like you're going to be doing rally, you're going to be doing drag, you're going to be
doing cross country, you're going to be doing road racing, you're going to be doing
Okay, you're doing drifts. There's too many modes
Like if it was just road racing sure I guess I could just play a road racing
But I like to play all the other modes and I don't want to I don't really want to deal with that on this
There's so many like different types
sounds awful
So I'm just enjoying it for it being like a game
I don't know if this thing is cute
I like this car though.
Oops.
Oh my god.
Also, is that B?
Let me keep it B.
Oh, not many B cars I even have.
use your e-brake. Is the e-brake good in this game? I mean, most sims you just never use
an e-brake, but in this game I, maybe it's good, I don't know, I've literally never
use it because I mean I only use it to drift I guess. Do people use it just to normal drive?
There's no way. It can't feel good.
Why is there A's listed here? Hello?
Well, you can in max the cars now my game tastes too many options. I get overwhelmed
I mean you could just do what I do because like I wouldn't want to do this stuff myself either
That's why I'm just looking at other people's shit
This is just like what other people listed, you know
I think I'm an all-wheel drive kind of guy, you know?
Yeah, everyone could do this.
Just look and scroll through and just pick something that seems...
All right.
Like this.
Oh, it's A.
Fuck.
Gotta keep it B.
That was the game not out yet, in five hours?
It's interesting, all-wheel drive makes it feel more like a boat, but in theory, some
turns are gonna feel better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not looking at the car, I'm looking at the house.
That looks sick.
Look at that landscaping, dude.
You kidding me?
I mean, it kind of feels similar to tuning, the difference is it's all-wheel-drive versus
weird which gives it more of that boat-like feeling
Hit the plushie!
You got the same feeling as me where in Keyboard Mouse everything feels more tactile than controller?
Um, I mean, it just feels more comfortable. I don't know, tactile.
I just feel like I'm playing with like a toy when I have a controller in my hand, you know what I mean?
It feels weird. It feels foreign.
Why'd you tell me to change the station to a... what?
Oh, skill song.
So what's the best thing to do when you have a skill song happening?
Should you...
She just drifted for two minutes or is there anything else you can do for points?
Drifted wreck shit.
Hit a lot of trees.
Wait, what if you do this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Destruction bonus.
Oh, bug.
Haha.
Okay.
Well, there goes the hat.
Ha ha ha!
Alright.
Well, there goes that.
This was a skill-thog, huh? Alright, for three minutes I'm gonna be...
Uh, chop some trees down.
Just like Rootscape.
Yeah.
Just like RuneScape.
You think the trees respond?
Can I like chop down every tree in the game?
skillsong get it
That's not the shop trees in real life grab a truck and just lock it up.
Big point.
It's definitely more points to drift for sure.
100%
I guess we can try to do both
Oh, together strong
20 seconds.
10 seconds.
Do I need it to end? Like should I like stop?
This is the one and only Scott Tyler's been ginormous skill songs on the one and only base arena.
What happens now I feel like that didn't work
They're supposed to give me double I didn't give me double
I'm gonna free spin hold on oops free spin
Oh shit that's a hit e-type
Gold gold gold gold. Oh a mini. Oh my god, that looks that fucking awesome
Okay, hold on. I think I have a car. Oh, shit. Oh, no. I had a car where I was getting
a super spin. I needed some more points and I forgot which car it was. Because the car
car masteries for individual cars.
There's no spins here.
Damn, you could like spec out a car, and every time you got a skill song, you could get so many points.
It's like the way these skill trees work.
You could grab like a drift car, and then a skill song came on, and then you maxed the car mastery.
You get so many fucking points.
Who the fuck gets excited about a Mini Cooper?
Dude, Minis are fucking awesome.
Makeupers are sweet.
excited about landscaping earlier dude landscaping goes hard landscaping goes
hard as fuck
why don't you stream on YouTube anymore no I do sure about YouTube I just can't
stream this game because I'm gonna get a lawsuit and I'm kind of not oh it just
said you're winning easily do you want to turn the difficulty up and I said
yes
well now i'm gonna get shit on so
all good
this this guy's gonna fucking poop you all over me
well i'll try it
i got excited about eating kfc yesterday
Ooh, that shit's stinky.
I didn't realize my brakes were so good.
Oh my god.
No!
Yo, aggressive driver over here.
I mean that's just a hard death, really, that's all that was.
You are a total tug-and-natural!
He deserves that win.
Did you try food delivery in the city? I did, yeah.
Holy shit, he hit those Apex on a keyboard full of assists.
assists. I actually don't have any assists. The only thing I'm assisting with is my gear
shifting. That's all I'm at. It actually is easier to turn off assists I learned. You
get smoother turns with assist off, which is, I thought, would be the other way around,
but no, you get much smoother turns with assist off. The only downside is, since
keyboard and mouse if you have assist off you just got to be careful with your
throttle because you zero to 100 always you can't feather shit
That guy is so pissed. That guy in chat, he's been replying to people saying I'm full of
assist the whole time and now he doesn't know what to do.
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I used the same car I feel pretty comfortable in this car I'll be honest I feel pretty good
I thought that we'll use it again.
They're sitting at playthroughs around 20 hours.
Oh, okay.
007.
Man now! Man now!
I'm on the harder difficulty, so this should be actually significant in order.
This rain is fun.
Dude it's always Hokyoshi.
We're not ran, but Black Road is fine. Let's see.
Let's see.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, easy guys.
Halfway through, that guy is, that bot in the front is fucking up there.
Holy shit.
Oh, wait, I think I've done a trace.
I think I'm just repeating a race that I've done before.
This seems... familiar.
It's poison-same card.
It can't beat the AI on this race, yes.
Oh, oops.
Alright, well, now I definitely can.
Let me try it one more time. I had a really bad start. Let me see if it's gonna be...
If I don't fuck up that start, I think...
I think it should be okay.
That's one way to break.
That hell is that guy slipping off?
That guy, that bot in front, oh, holy shit.
Probably should have braked a little earlier, all good though, I'll try one more time.
Wait, is it going to change the song? No, I like that song.
No!
Aw, man.
Fuck!
Get off me!
Get off me!
Oh god.
That's a race.
Oh my god.
Break for what?
I think if you can't catch up to the bot early, you're not gonna, you can't win.
You know, if they have this wizard to lead, they need to catch up to that bot really
quickly.
Like you have to nail those first few turns, because then this is just a bunch of straights.
There's no catching up here
Yeah, once the difficulty goes up your lines are gonna be so good
Yo, that sounded sick.
Do-able though, look how much I caught up.
Look how much I caught up.
So if I just had really, really good lines early, you absolutely can.
Oh man, oh man.
I swear I did that race though.
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Can it swim
How deep is this actually? Is this deep? There's a board over there! Actually don't think it's
deep at all. I think it's just the same level.
Swim! Yeah let me hit this board, I'm gonna check out the other part.
and the other car was the car was I have this one
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He's sponsored for mice.
That is true.
I am sponsored for mice.
They don't regularly send me wheels.
I have to ask for mine.
That is a good point.
for mice, mousepad, keyboard, headset, but my whole racing sim set up that
launch deck sent me I had to actually ask for. Same with my my flight yokes and
stuff. You know I'm a big fan of sim setups. I just am too lazy to set it up
because I took it apart a little bit ago.
Oh, look at those mini dudes get in there.
So they should have motorcycles on this game, though.
Damn, mini coopers go hard.
Are we seeing this?
Look at this thing.
adorable
I guess we're good.
Oh, XP folks.
The amount of mini-goopers I see near me is crazy.
There's so many mini-goopers.
There's two things that I see a lot of.
I guess three.
Miniguners?
Teslas?
Rivians?
Ah, that's mainly it.
Dude, I swear to God every single person in my neighborhood
owns a Tesla.
I swear to God, every single one.
It's crazy.
every single house
and you don't I'm waiting for 2027 I don't they got new tech coming 2027 new
tech wait for that
I've done through the Tokyo area seems like a relatively small portion of the map.
It is pretty small.
I think the main reason you don't see a lot of people out there or in the Tokyo area is
just because a lot of people are trying to do map exploration, which is what I'm doing
right now.
See how the road is gray, bottom left.
I'm just like exploring the map just for completion.
I know just for completion for fun, whatever and people go through all of the Tokyo area at the beginning of the game
Electricity is cheaper than gas I'm asking for sure yeah, especially here Jesus Christ
That's not good.
Is he here on horizon wage with an announcement for any new people at the festival?
Horizon promo is for all the aspiring car photographers out there.
There are so many incredible machines here in Japan.
We don't have to pay.
This is sweet.
Look at this.
Don't worry.
You do the cars and alter the wildlife.
This is cool.
This is cool.
This is cool.
This is cool.
This is cool.
This is cool.
This is cool.
This is cool.
This is cool.
Yo, this park is awesome! Hello?
What a vibe!
Where about that sign? It's fine, it's still finish.
Thought about what are we looking what are we looking like here
Yeah, it's pretty cool. But yeah, the Tokyo map is over here. So like it is relatively,
you know, I mean, in the grand scheme of things and the whole map, it's not that large, I
I guess, right? Because like, it's just this tiny little square.
And then you have all of this.
So yeah, in comparison to the rest of the map, it's pretty small.
But there's a little bit here that you could drive through here.
Like, let's just go pop into this part.
I'll wait.
All these little gas stations.
Hey, you can drive through a decent bit of it.
Yeah, can you cut the GPS?
Fun facts, for Forza Rises 5 only had one gas station, this game has 20 plus.
That's weird.
Having only one gas station?
I mean, even if you can't use it, I feel like, you know, you still have it.
But yeah, there's a lot you can drive through here.
I think there's a lot you can drive through. It seems pretty big.
I wonder how accurate it is to Tokyo.
Like, 60%? 40%?
20%?
This is cool. I never drove down here.
If you do the delivery driver job, you actually are in Tokyo the entire time.
So if you want to explore this place, that's a good way of doing it.
Are we using Frameshine? No.
This game runs really, really, really, really well.
I'll be honest, seeing the quality of this game gives me, so like I'm unfamiliar with
the company that makes Forza games, which is playground games, I believe they're called,
I'm very unfamiliar, I don't play Forza.
But playing this game gives me a lot of hope for Fable, because they're making Fable.
seeing the level of detail and quality that they put into this game.
I'm a little bit more hopeful for the new fail.
Explore this area.
Hello, I'm still driving a mini Cooper.
Where's the sign?
Is there any hidden cars?
I don't think so. I think I got all the...
Or, well, there's the hidden cars, but there's not the barns.
I think I got all the barns until I unlock the next horizon festival thing, so I just got to do more events.
Lots more events and we'll go do like these
Wheel spins what I've spent
The barn finds come from exploration not horizon festival stuff. Oh never mind five spins
I have one spin you guys are addicts
You guys are addicts. Wait. Wait. I actually have to take a poop
Big poopy? Oh-hoo-hoo!
Now that's drip.
I just take a big poopy, so I actually think I have a good idea for what I should do.
Um, we're gonna go do this story mission just for lore, and then I'm gonna auto-drive it while I poopy,
and by the time I come back, it should be done.
That's a good idea.
Have you made a cool garage?
No.
I think
My patience, yo, it's car sick. What the fuck?
I'm buying this
My patience is very low on stream. I could build a garage probably off stream on stream though
I don't know. It's like I have ADHD when I'm streaming
Okay, I'm gonna auto-drive and poopy
Hold on give me a second
Did I have a completely different gamer top stream than I am on the way I play games is very different
Completely different actually
I've already done the detective work already and scoped out the perfect car for this project.
Alright, hold on.
Uh, auto drive?
Okay, I go poopy. One sec.
Tell you about a way down on the way.
Okay, vehicle. We are following. Please, the car.
Only one of the most quite a little nipple cards you could ask for, a Mazda and X5.
Great choice.
Going for fun cornering, but nothing competition without work.
Who owns the car?
Will they mind if you think?
Oh, no, absolutely fine.
If to!
Otherwise, they wouldn't want to go from a point of party's card
to a business business master of things.
This is a good point, and quite a challenge.
I think we collect the car, then test. I have ideas on warlike clouds and concrete weapons.
It's not saying anything yet, because I know exactly how it drives. It's an MX-5.
But how to change it? Make difference.
Hmm, what should I do? Good job, I have my test driver, a great listener, and even better behind the wheel.
Alright, get yourself strapped in, and let's go.
Ah, MX-5. One cornering, playful, all-time classic. Please, I need all the cornering data to do that.
We want to make this quick, so you can push the extremes, brake later, get on the power with confidence.
Top speed is not like we saw it, we want corner leads. These gear ratios need to be shown.
Place, when you're out of a corner, you want the gear ready, use the available power.
You're thinking lower top speed, but faster out the corners? What about the section? At your own?
Yes and yes.
All right, all right. Good data coming back. Keep going.
Attack these corners. Don't worry about traction.
The Mx-5 likes to be sideways.
All right, back up from the lab with our latest creation.
MX-5, now with added grip.
There's more than that, but better the test.
I'm looking forward to seeing the result.
He's excited.
This is him and his most hyped, by the way.
So go on, head out.
The whole game is bloody itself? This is awesome!
It's doing the whole mission! This is insane!
I mean, I may as well just watch it to see if I can finish the entire mission and see.
Get up there!
Get up there!
Get up there!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Did I win?
No, okay.
It was more of a cruise.
Oh, it's gonna fail. It's gonna fail. It's gonna fail. It's gonna fail. Yes!
That's my auto drive.
I wonder if they tune these missions to be perfectly completed with Autograph.
Oh no, it fails here. It fails here.
Oh, it fails here!
We need to make sure...
Ha ha ha, never mind.
So this is how so many people are max level yeah you can auto-drive a you can auto-drive
a lot of your shit in this game.
It's a cool car.
I think I already have an mx5 but you know this is a convertible.
We changed the log, Eugene. Still want to give him a rundown?
No, no, no. This is Kuro. We'll focus on the outside of the engine.
We have sport brakes for stopping power into a corner.
Sport trains and dampers. I'm zero bar, fighting rear.
All for stability.
Drive light, hot grid.
FFS, when are creators?
October, I guess. That's when everybody will be playing again.
I changed the final drive. It's got speed off the top, but you're not core acceleration full away.
play. I promise. Thanks for
nothing. You just cost me a
hundred bucks for a game. I'm
going to play twice. Sometimes
I hate you. Wait, what did I
Thank you!
I don't like that.
I don't need anything that's like material, but it's like, yeah, it's like smaller thing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To the corners, I've got enough to know this takes up all the boxes.
I've got it under the upgrade, ready for the parade.
Trumple.
It's literally on Game Pass.
Oh yeah, it is on Game Pass.
True. We get paid full price for it.
What are you guys doing?
I'm a I mean I'm an avid hater of the Microsoft store so maybe that's it
Yeah, like the Microsoft store is, I don't know, I feel like it was fine a little bit
ago, but it hasn't gotten better, so I don't really understand.
It's kind of like Epic Game Store.
Like the Epic Game Store was fine, like 10 years ago.
Oh, barred vines!
New house!
Oh, you're right! So you just explore stuff and boom, you get...
Where's the house?
They didn't even show me where the house was. Where was it?
Um...
Here? No.
Uh...
Hello, the house you hovered?
I'm blind.
Oh, there it is. You earn 10% credits when completing Horizon Jobs.
I mean seems worth it to me
Holy shit
What's the garage
of
of
the
best choice you could have made
very traditional and only for
the only to explore
by yourself
I live here Earl are you kidding me
It's freaking awesome I'm poor now though, so I need to make some money
Those wearing hot pants, let me change my fit
come on let me change my fit let me change my fit
damn this house looks incredible you think I can buy this in real life?
no way houses like that don't exist I'll make belief
oh hell yeah
Looking good.
Looking good.
Oh, looking even better.
Can I take my shoes off?
Oh my god, look at me.
That's a hit right there.
I gotta change the gloves so at least match my drip.
Oh, there we go.
Looking good.
I look good.
I wish I could walk around in this game.
Is that weird?
To what?
download a garage wait you could download garages too hold on you could
that's fucking sweet and all that stuff is like uploadable hold on I don't know
that what have people made
rousin manage rouse community garages whoa yo that's sick hey this one costs
zero dollars
Can I see it how do I look at it?
I want to see what it looks like
I'm not going to pay for it?
No, man.
I want to see what it looks like.
People are building whole cities on their properties?
That's crazy.
That's cool.
Best of the month.
People really like this one.
this aquarium one yeah let's just get this one okay you can download entire
state plans building tracks yes it's really cool these systems are really
really cool
oh
Interesting.
One of those was so cheap.
The hell's this golf cart?
It's like me in real life, actually.
My golf cart's a little bit bigger, but you know, it's fine.
Damn!
Look at me!
Also me in real life.
I think I could rock that.
I'll be honest.
I think I could rock that.
I think I'd look damn good, too.
I don't know if I got the legs.
My legs don't look like that, but that's all right.
All right.
This but a short king. Okay, bro.
Stabby's, whose side are you on?
Wear that for tomorrow's stream? Tomorrow's Lego Batman, dude.
I wonder about the I'm about to put on a bat suit a Lego bat suit
You guys shave your legs
Oh
What's asking, man, don't be weird.
It's kind of cool.
This is just soft though, no tuning or anything, but.
I can't afford this car, but I'm still gonna love it.
Oh wait, it's not a car.
It's a car of meat.
car meet. Is this like AI? Car meets? Or like real people? Yeah! I definitely reverse
Oh, I see so people have to come here because there's an online lobby all these people that are like
I mean I don't see them now but people around in my public lobby could all drive here
Got it
Who's doing that though? I guess once you're done the game
Yeah, but like you gotta be you gotta finish
You gotta finish the game probably and then you're doing that there's nothing else left
right?
Hey everyone, Iggy here. You might be surprised to learn that I haven't found...
Oh, something car related maybe. Someone said I should check out this next class that
Carl was searching for. Wonder what it could be. Turn around. What is your safe to do so?
I didn't hit it fast enough.
Hey!
Let me break you.
Gotta smash them all.
Like, come on, reference?
This guard just, like, behaves nady as like a drift guard.
It's like it wants to be a drift truck.
Hell yeah, sick truck.
Hell yeah, sick truck.
Trucks are so cool.
Let's race with something different.
Let's race with...
You really use any car for this race huh?
the problem is if I choose any car that's not tuned I lose default so like you
guys are naming cool cars but I can't actually race with them cuz I just lose
What the hell is this? A beat?
I didn't even add that.
The Sonic's tuned.
There's no way I win with this fucking thing.
There's no way I win with this fucking thing.
There's just no shot.
I'll try though. Fuck it, I'll try.
There's no way.
Just to the car before the race so I'm kind of out of money and only 150k. I can't really just tune everything
There's no way
Holy shit
yo this thing is so fast it accelerates so quickly
I'm losing it this is how Sonic feels in real life
Jesus!
My pasts somehow!
I'm dead.
I got some decent brakes on her.
Uh-uh!
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I got some decent brakes on her.
Oh
Oh
Holy shit, I'm losing it
It's a Dyson it is a Dyson wait
How is there a boss behind me, like, what are they doing?
I can fly it off the map! What the fuck was that?
I swear I'm bigger than this car.
If I restart, do I use a different car or does it just use the same car?
Can auto-drive handle this car? That would be interesting to see.
Oh shit. I need to quit it.
Okay queen what's next and see if auto-drive can handle it once I
Know hold on I guess just drive there go auto-drive go
Yo, okay, it has traction on or something auto-drive do the traction control or something
for sure I can't control it this way actually not bad hold on hold on let's
It's, um, let's make it go a little further. Let's make it go, like, there.
Yeah.
Yeah, auto drive doesn't really like wipe out so like it was just crashing to a car in front of itself
I have to look up to that. Maybe there's some horizon wave left there. You can help me.
Oh, oh, shoot.
Take the sign.
Let's go back in that race real quick. I don't have to, but...
Wait, no, mask on.
Jesus.
I guess I don't need to do the race anymore. All you gotta do is participate. Participating's
enough. Alright, we're swapping cars, I can't fucking control this thing.
I never drove this. I did not mean to add it to favorites, but I have not driven this, but it looks cool.
Now this is a cool Ferrari.
There's only ten of these in the world? Ten? No shot. Surely they made more than ten of these cars.
Ten's crazy.
Imagine making 10 of anything.
Whoa, this area is cool.
Never been here.
What's this place about?
Cool.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
These are the cars I want to use?
Uh...
Okay.
This can't go well.
This is not going to go well.
Does every, does every Forza have wheelspins or just...
What?
This is how slow we're going?
Uh...
Okay.
of
a
a
of
nobody's going to pass anybody here
the
very civilized very clean
simple
Dinky cars.
Oh, it's blowing.
Don't worry, we'll be done soon.
Not really.
This is actually going to be one of the longest races in the game.
With difficulty down, I think I'm an expert, which is why I can't catch up.
Expert also requires every car to be tuned.
If you don't tune the car, you're gonna fall behind every time.
Even like this car, this car probably could be tuned to make it easier.
What's up, average lizard?
you every time.
turns like grandma's why you're not catching up I can't I can't go any
faster
it's the speed of this bad boy fast I can go
this game has a weird sense of speed like 60 miles per hour is pretty fast
Like this feels like you're going like 20.
The average loser behind me?
No, that is her.
This is a car not having third gear.
Hey!
Settle down there, Bowie Knife!
No way I'm at the star still!
I have the same AI in my game as the Bowie knife dude. Yeah, I don't know what it is.
It's always the same guys. Same like 12 people.
town circuit it's gonna be fun well cars doesn't want oh my god at this I don't
these cars aren't tuned man modern sports car
some people are really good at the tuning yeah no I bet you're probably
really good at it if you play the other games. Alright, I'm gonna tune something
here. What did they want? It was a modern sports car, and it was an A-class, so
we'll just do this one.
The cities don't have people walking in them? No, because then you could kill
them and are you a killer didn't think so didn't think so don't say yes you're not a killer
I'm sorry.
Bomp, Bomp, Bomp, Bomp, Bomp, Bomp, Bomp, Bomp, Bomp.
Good enough for me?
Holy fuck up horror!
Jesus Christ!
Yo, this car looks sick!
Hello?
Oh my god.
This car looks cool as fuck!
I would hate being in this car, though.
Dude.
The problem with these cars is they're so small, they're so low to the ground, it's just so tough.
Just uncomfortable drive at all times.
The sports car not made for comfort? Yeah, I know. I could never, I could never own a
sports car. It's, it's all about pump. It's all, it's gonna sound really stupid, but it's
all about comfort and safety. And those are two things that sports cars do not have.
Yeah, yeah, I'll just auto-drive this shit. Hold on watch this. All right, Hannah wants to show me something, so
Take the wheel!
How are we doing, how's Auto Drive doing?
Oh we're doing great.
Oh we're doing so good.
Auto Drive's great.
Auto drive is great.
Probably should restart the race.
It refuses to pass.
Oh, did it have opportunities to pass and to do it?
I mean, it's...
It is auto drive.
auto-race, you know?
Oh, sure. All right, let's try this from the beginning. Oh, it had opportunities!
Yeah, I don't know why the game wanted me on this difficulty.
it was like hey you're winning too much on the other one go up and then it's
just like you know what's gonna say it's gonna say hey you're losing too much
go down so it's gonna say
I'll just use you as a little push on my me.
These turns are hard.
I've done this race a few times.
Those turns are always so hard.
Yeah!
Relax!
Relax. I guess I did that earlier. Ultimate clean racing, as I get fucking bumped.
Ultimate clean racing.
Wow!
That's a respects!
But...
I wonder if the game is still going?
I think it's still going.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
Bomb me one more time, see what happens.
These turns are so hard.
are so hard.
I don't even think I hit the green flag.
Is this the hardest difficulty? Unbeatable? No. Unbeatable is really hard. Unbeatable,
like, you need, like, a perfect line every single time, and if you fuck up any line,
you already lost. Unbeatable's real, like, impossible. It's
of Othel.
you want me to compare you want me to compare my driving and do that same
race with the same car with a controller I'm actually curious myself so I will
I'm curious
I can't imagine it's gonna be you can't imagine it's gonna be good
Ever since Horizon Colorado, which is why they rode into me here at Horizon Wave.
That's really sweet of you, but remember I didn't actually attend that festival.
I was a kid at the time, but I left hearing about it from my uncle.
This is not gonna be good, guys. This is not gonna be a good race.
This is not gonna be a good race. No, it... See? I told you it was gonna do that.
But you've been losing a lot. Turn down the difficulty?
Yeah, so now the difficulty went down.
Oh, this is so weird.
This is so weird.
This is so weird.
Oh
Well
This is so odd
Stop bumping me! Man!
I don't like that my controller is rumbling.
Why does it feel like this?
Damn, look at how different the difficulty is.
Okay
I wanna be honest I think I'm better with the controller.
He's using it for literally a minute.
I
I
I
Bro that's a respect race driving in
Well, that was different, but the difficulty was different too, so.
Let me do it one more time, but make the difficulty the same as what it was, I'm curious.
That was like what the fuck is X? I don't know what button that was.
Has the level 101 already?
I've been playing for a couple days.
You guys are talking trash about the guy that got driving lessons from Lando Norris?
True!
What the hell?
Alright, let's see what expert feels like.
I
That was...
Yikes! Yiiiice! Yiiiice!
Well, this isn't going too well.
Look how different the bots are.
It's crazy.
The bots are extremely different.
I kind of fucked it a little bit.
Why am I doing worse than I was doing last time?
get off me Albert
Yo, relax guys, relax, stop pushing me.
Is interesting the bots the bots on expert are two times the bots on highly whatever
Over the health spell, highly average.
Above average, whatever it's called, yeah.
So the bots on above average are too...
They're too easy, the bots on expert are too hard.
You could play highly skilled in first person.
Oh, interesting.
That's a thought.
Let's try grabbing this.
Curious how this is gonna feel.
Oh, highly skilled.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the one.
Highly skilled, yeah. I need something between highly skilled and expert.
Because experts are too hard and highly skilled to be easy.
Fuck those.
I don't even know how this car is going to drive on a controller.
Yo, you're awful, you little...
Dude, I got greased by the bottom part.
So hard.
It's weird, sometimes I think I'm turning the stick and I'm not.
Oh, I needed a break a little bit more there, so I'll give it a go.
Holy shit, holy shit that was a fucking sharp, sharp third, holy shit.
and
of the
Okay, Queen. I have sent you on to the cross-country race again.
Right. I've been hearing rumors about the next showcase. Something about pilots.
Keep kids in those events and I'll see you there in no time.
Turn this vibration shit off first of all, look how we're done.
Oh, Jesus.
I don't know what any of these settings mean.
We're fine. We live. It's all
That was a barn, where would I be?
I was a barn where would I be?
I'd probably be through this tunnel out to the right.
Like right here.
Nope.
Alright.
Um.
It's probably going to be closer to me.
Somewhere over here.
somewhere over here
No
No, all right
I know there's normally a dirt road. I mean it could be down there. There's a dirt road there
It's not gonna be like up here snow roads, right?
What even is the E break button on a controller?
visit
Hey
Get recording let's see what we're working
Yeah, the Lamborghini Diablo
One of the greatest poster cars at the 90s. This one looks like it was decked out, too
Hmm. This is the car I was asked to advise on.
It originally was fitted out with flashy accessories,
but the owner wanted to strip it back,
restore it to being race-ready.
Unfortunately, regulations changed
and the money needed to upgrade dwindling.
I guess all the extras made the car heavy.
A Diablo SV like this,
that half-ready for the track, is so heartbreaking to see.
Even in this state, you can see its potential.
It's a powerful car.
Rear-wheel drive and gets the top speeds quickly. It's a real shame this car never saw the super GT series
It's a beautiful car both with the vibrant accessories and without
UG let's load it
You drive auto in this game while I get it. Yeah, I mean sometimes I like the auto drive though just to have it
Just having auto drive is pretty cool
You never know when you just want to cruise, take in the scenery, or go ASK because you got a boost.
Oh, that's the rewind button, I knew that.
We just talked about manual over transmission, oh, I see, yeah, the, the way, automatic
The person's manual in this game is very car to car dependent.
Like this car, for example, totally fine.
Manuals, whatever.
It's the same shit, pretty much, I mean.
You hit a button.
It's not very hard, right?
Foot.
On the cars that are really fast?
That's where Automatic is, or like manuals fucked up.
Like when you're doing like a drag race, you gotta fucking shift a bazillion times, like six times in three seconds.
That's just weird.
That's really uncomfortable, but...
Why does that like go like this pace? It's chill.
What even is the shift up, shift down on a controller?
Man, just coming out with a Marvel set soon, you should pick it up.
Oh, I know.
Oh, I know.
My mayor may not be going to
an event for that.
It's B and X.
I haven't find those bumpers, those bumpers seems a little bad but...
I like shifting up and down on the sims like the paddles on the wheels
Was this car leg
Yeah, like this car, for example, shifting is just annoying.
Like, there, there, there, there, and then down, there, there, there, there.
So fast.
This is the kind of car that you keep automatic in.
of
the
You'll be here on Horizon mode, coming to you from the same studio as Horizon Oath.
Talking to you guys seems just getting trying to go home, so here's one of mine.
Get shorter, but much sweeter.
Holy shit!
of
Yeah, these roads weren't as wide as we could see.
Yeah, these roads weren't the slide, this would be so unfun.
I'm trying to like understand the shifting a little bit on this car
So it's weird in this game is like you don't normally you don't have to like shift down
You don't have to shift down as low
You don't have to like shift down as low gears as you would and like
I don't know fucking normal game, I guess you kind of can like leave your you leave your car at like a fourth year
And I don't know if that's a car thing, it's a car thing.
Cause like I'm used to hitting the brakes down, down, down, all the way to like one
or two and then back up two, three, four, you know?
I think that's what I'm used to is going slamming on the brakes, downshifting 1, 2, 3, and then going back up.
But I feel like you don't do that in this game, or maybe it's a car thing, I don't know.
Either way, food's here, so let's do like a little scenic mission, let's do an autodrive
mission or something this one
I
Air lady
Hell cars that looks like a force
It actually feels pretty good on a controller, I'm not gonna lie to you guys
the game feels pretty good on a controller now it didn't feel bad on
PC on mouse and keyboard but it definitely feels better on a controller
most chill car ever relaxing drive now what if it was not so chill what if it was
not so chill exactly I found one we can collect so first collect and then you
Just relax take a step back. I got this one
The Honda city is ours to keep go the orders kindly donated it to parade
Oh
They want to see that little car, and I quote,
will break through the festival site.
Well, I believe you can do this.
This one should go on edge with the upgrades.
I'll ignore my luck and show me.
After upgrades?
Nice.
OK, nearly at the pick up.
one to Diablo ready probably like 10 minutes
well what the hell is this little guy look at like me a rope
mm-hmm so please have a drive and I'll get the data that's how it works you
watch Mortarsport like in real life the only thing I watch is F1 the only thing
I'm interested in when it comes to racing I think that one's really cool I
just need you to drive normally notice the power the acceleration how it is
now
This is very good at music.
I don't know, it's been my whole life, but you want for me, man.
My life in a nutshell, what do you want for me?
You can't expect a rocket launch, especially in the 80s.
I gave up on the nail when Corsair, immediately, the Honda City was everywhere.
Young parcels come, like myself, at the time.
Many trips in the Santa Paz, to the Palma Beach, with friends squeezed in the back,
but so much room on the truck for snacks.
Give me Antonelli who was an F1 before he got a driver's license.
That is true. Call me, give me.
You know, prodigy, so what?
Fun fact about me, actually.
There's a alternative universe where I actually
potentially
could have grown up
Racing.
It's an alternate reality.
But there's a chance.
If we roll back the years,
roll back to when I was like 12 years old,
when I was go-kart racing in a league,
roll back all the way back then.
If I didn't have a big accident,
there's a world in where that could have been a reality.
I had a pretty big scare,
and then I just pussied out, and then I never did it again.
Damn, this auto-drive is schmoomin'! Holy! Are you kidding me? Look at this!
That sounds like a PE teacher that could have been a Star Flare story.
I mean it happened, you know?
But there's one thing about me is I think I, uh, if something goes wrong, if something
goes wrong in a hobby, I never touch that hobby ever again.
So you know when you're like a young kid, you know, like a 10 year old kid, 11 year
kid and your flooring hobbies and your parents are trying to get you into something that like
they're trying to get you into a hobby you know they can do all these different things
every time a hobby went wrong i never did it again
It's auto-driving bad. They might make it in a three-star timing.
I've run a lot from you, Kekul. I held back. You went full showstopper. I need to up my game.
That's the most ridiculous thing you ever said.
That was me and skiing. I could do that.
That name is nothing but game.
I'll take the compliment.
Next project is the final one.
It will be my master work.
Obby's probably not the right word.
Well, hey it is.
I know my parents, my parents always try to do them.
My parents always try to get me into something different.
Okay, Queen, I have set your route to the nearest street race.
Now that is a rapid car.
Nice job.
Because I game so much, my parents always try to get me...
Alright, I just...
Yep, forgot my manual.
I don't even know what was on it.
I don't even know where I was on that.
Oh, there it is.
Oh yeah, my parents tried to get me to touch drafts.
Yeah, that's right.
They gave me so much. They had me touching drafts.
None of it worked, though.
I'm trying to find the dead zone that I like.
where was I going? wait it was taking me to a race I've already done? oh no it's this one
I can't, it's just so weird, it's so weird
of
the
I
Get this part in real life and asked about yeah, I do I actually have like 15 supercars
There.
Come down.
Can you imagine?
That'd be my whole bank account.
In cars.
When you sending me your merch?
Well, the Ammon's ship-
The merch hasn't shipped out yet,
but we can get you some.
Absolutely.
Jesus. That was an example of touching my stick a little too hard. And then it...
It's hard to get the, it's hard to get the dead zone right.
Well, you guys have been watching me for a couple days now.
Is it controller yay or nay?
I'm trying to figure out how to like what dead
zone I want because I like sometimes I tap it and I'm trying to lightly tap it
and then it goes fucking it goes so hard and I don't know if I need to go down or
if I need to go up okay let's just see if I go like what if I just do like one
like this just for some reason let's just see what this does let's see what it
feels like going this way
Oh.
Hard to tell the difference changing the settings.
Steering line aridity is what you're trying to change.
Steering line aridity, what?
This?
Lower values provide more accuracy near the center,
but less, oh.
Higher values provide more accuracy near full lock,
but less accuracy near the center.
Center of my stick, right?
I think that's what it means.
Whoa, that felt weird.
This is a fun road to drive down.
I'm fucking out of my money.
I don't know if that felt good or bad, however, I should probably try another car instead of
just one car.
Uh, let's do, oh god, hold on, actually I'm curious, this really fuck with cars, fuck
Crazy
Sheesh.
you
Hello? What the fuck just happened? My power just fucking... It just... It...
How weird.
I don't understand how this computer, this computer, my streaming computer, stayed on.
This one turned off and I'm a little concerned because it's not turning back on.
I don't, I don't get it. I don't get how one computer turned off and the other one didn't. I'm actually don't understand what just happened.
It wasn't the computer, by the way. It was the everything that was connected to the UPS died. That was my, my, my key light, my microphone. That's why you guys couldn't hear me. My microphone mixer is connected to it.
That was weird, that was really weird, doesn't even have a lot of like load on it, like my
UPS doesn't have that much draw.
It just, I don't know, just died.
That was pretty.
Little point of the UPS to not die.
Yeah.
Right? If anything the UPS, that's the weird part. That's why I'm confused because if anything the UPS would have turned off and then it would have went battery mode.
Not turn off everything that the UPS was connected to.
I was really like, I don't understand what just happened.
Confused.
I'm not going to worry about it too much, but that was really odd.
At least I think it was odd, I don't know.
load the game back up. Maybe I need a new UPS, like maybe the UPS is shooting the bed or
something. I mean, yeah, I don't know, weird. Alright, that's fine.
All right, roll back here.
By the way, this is the random controller that I have.
I just found it on the floor somewhere.
Is this thing a piece of shit?
Like, how do I know what a good controller is versus a bad one?
I just have, like, this thing.
Is this a piece of shit?
I mean it's a cheap one okay well what is it what is a good one I have another one I have a I have a
Witcher 3 Witcher 3 sent a bundle and in that bundle was a controller let me
Just hold on, that's there.
I
Witcher Witcher sent this and it actually feels really sturdy and nice
But like I don't know what it is like is this a better controller than the other one
That's an elite okay
You guys know this bro you guys are such
connoisseurs console oh this is a US oh shit wait this is a problem
or wait no sign I could just use this is USB-C and this cable so this cable this
has got to be an old controller or something because this isn't USB-C
this is that old shit so this one for sure is probably better right the
problem is I need a USB-C cable. Actually, it's Bluetooth, right? Is Bluetooth bad? Nah,
Bluetooth can't be bad. I don't think that's batteries. Man. Surely I just have a USB-C
cable laying around here somewhere, hold on.
Ah!
Did you like that?
Alright.
Found one.
Oh!
Yeah, that's a good shot.
Yo, why is this cable so short?
What the fuck is this?
I can't play with this.
It's too short.
Oh my god.
Oh, it's just too short.
I have to play sideways.
Fuck.
Does your monitor have USB?
Wait, does that work?
I could connect it to my monitor and wait, how's that thing?
Yes dumbass, so what do you mean dumbass? How does that work? The monitor connects to the computer?
I
Put my power to do that again, I still don't know what happened. I have a theory. I have an electrician here and we're adding an AC
So my theory is maybe they, you know, we're dicking around with something and then it went poof.
I don't know. That's my guess. I don't know.
I don't know.
Why the cars all sound bad?
Okay, let me show you something, okay?
The trans-ab.
Have you heard of it?
Pontiac.
Listen to this bad boy.
of the
year this year of the road
of a lot of all those really lock in a year
And that's nice!
open your wheel spins some more
I do.
Yeah, Hannah.
Oh, cool.
Oh.
Okay, I'm going to show my stream.
Hannah randomly found this in our garage.
Do you guys know what this is?
I'm sure they know yeah it's cool it's interesting that it's like a figure that came fully assembled
that's right that's pretty rare that's cool no idea no smesmer guys it's mesmer and
that text me about you don't want to spoil it he did not text me
oh
he got a puppy oh my god
gold
It wasn't a car though.
I have to sit sideways like this because I can't.
My controller cable isn't long enough
Okay, I'll try plugging it in my mom
I'll save that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright, that was pretty cool.
I told you the monitor wouldn't work!
You guys are such trolls!
Like, obviously it wouldn't work. It's not in my computer.
It's not going to work in my monitor.
Why did I...
Why did I trust you guys?
Yes?
I don't know it was just it was just this UPS my guess is it was the electrician
if they're still here I'm still here I don't know maybe they're saying I don't
know
Yeah, what's up? Oh, fully? Oh, I guess I can't hear you. Okay. Well, here's a problem.
Wait, nothing. You're good. What if I, what if I, what if I raced with this controller?
Would that be bad? Would this controller be bad for racing?
All right, Hannah's going to give me a longer cable, so.
Oh, I could just plug my controller into my USB, like my extender on my keyboard.
Or, like, not keyboard, but mouse or whatever.
That would probably work.
It brought me cable anyway.
Just because it's too short.
Hold on.
Maybe I can use...
Now the cables are right here.
Uh.
Not again.
Not again.
The controllers are so much work, the mouse and keyboard you just plug and play.
This is crazy.
This is what you guys have to do every single time you want to play a freaking game with
a controller?
God damn.
Just plug and play, mouse and keyboard baby.
it saves all your settings and everything
Oh.
Alright.
Alright.
Let's try a race.
Actually, let's go find this car real quick.
I want to try a race with manual shifting.
I want to see how bad I am.
More good, who knows, Prodigy, maybe?
Hidden talent, you never know.
Dude, the weather's so bad right now, it's crazy.
Like, this is perfect fire weather.
It's so windy.
Like, I bet you right now, California's on fire
with how windy the shit is.
I don't know where this barn is.
How do I change camera?
Oh, that's the wrong button.
How do I change camera on controller?
What's happening?
R B. That was a barn where would I be?
I got it!
A couple towns got destroyed here yesterday with tornadoes.
Yeah, I heard the tornado was bad in Iowa, right?
That's great.
Apparently this one in particular performed well.
The damage to that front bumper alone is an indication of an incredible endurance career.
Almost fully destroyed.
The aunt's delegate though, the Montero model won 12 Dakar rallies in the 2000s.
They were surpassed at one point but bounced back after father developing the truck.
Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out restoring this off-roading monster.
Let's load it.
God off-roading would be fun in real life.
Hey, that front bumper was completely destroyed. Plus, there's dirt caked into every crevice of the poor car.
We'll call you when we're done sorting it out.
This might be a stupid question. Not really, actually.
So I have the Logitech Pro Wheel, right?
You know how it has like the fancy lights and the fancy bells and whistles?
So you know how the lights go like, you know
Green yellow red and then you could shift on red or whatever
Would that work in this game would it keep track of
Your speed and like
Or does that only work at sim games it should
So the game does offer that? That's cool. That's fun. I don't know how good the sim is in this game.
the
man and a drift on the drift track
of the right we need more of the way we say we want to do we want to do a race right yeah we want to do a race
now that
I
I'm going to try shifting myself, which sounds like a terrible idea, but I'm still going to try.
I have the same wheel. RPM lights do not work. Interesting.
They do not work.
The car here, how far is it?
Oh.
I'm poor wait actually a lot of money all of a sudden
Oh, fuck. Wait, where's the race?
I thought I was hitting back, I was hitting yes, yes it's fine, now I own it.
Let's see how this arrives.
Have you been experiencing frame drops in this game?
I have not, no.
I need to shut down my health computer apparently, and my power kills my lights.
Alright, I'm definitely going to lose.
I
Got his car sounds like a fucking lawnmower, no
Dude, every time I hear a car that sounds like this on the street, I have my poor ears,
man.
This is fucking hard.
I feel so slow.
oh my god this is difficult to say
I'm going, I'm driving in slow motion.
going on there
oh my can't even fucking turn bro oh my god
Why am I so far away from the track?
Brr.
This car fucking sucks.
Or am I other options?
It sounds like a fucking lawnmower.
This is not the same track.
Track is this.
Oh my.
Oh my god.
of
here we go look out there we go
And maybe I shifted down one too many years.
That's okay.
Oh yeah, we love that.
That's how we take turns here.
You're too little car, actually.
Oh my.
Dude, the other car sounds worse than this.
Isn't that crazy?
That's how bad that other car sounds.
This car sounds better.
Okay, Queen.
Yeah, it'll fit me out, man.
I don't know why I gear down.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Still getting used to this whole lot of manual things, sorry.
Ah, it's a misclick.
My bad.
Sorry.
of
Give it our all.
Wait, did I have the fastest lap?
Go.
Coastline Sprint, that's awesome.
I love it.
Oh, this was the race I was trying to do, I think.
Okay, what was the car options here? Because I have to tune it.
Holy shit. God damn it. Keep hitting. No, no, wrong button.
Who puts B on the right all right, so we're gonna take this AMG here and we're gonna
Merced has
Howdy socks bro Mercedes is the wave
always
It works for me don't care. I don't want to look any further
Hey, all right fine. I should definitely highly skilled is where my skill group is. So I should
We just stayed here
Ready
Oh, it's all going wrong.
Oh, it all went so wrong.
Get out of here, Felipe.
It was going so well, and then it went so... Oh my God.
And then it went so wrong.
Dude, it went so well...
...for a second.
Like one turn.
Ha ha ha!
Fuck you lizard, fuck you!
Ahhhh!
We take this.
I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't want to go back here, I don't know.
Wait, let's try to do a toge on controller, let's see where this goes.
Controller and manually shifting, toge's probably...
Oh shit, that's my car right there.
Wait, that's actually my car.
by
the core car
Now these are tuned.
Wait, I could use the card I just got!
I'm doing it.
I'm tuning it.
Fuck it.
of
a
I don't know how this thing's gonna drive at all
I'm tuning it downloads a tune. I mean it's fast as fuck click a couple buttons boom tune
I got a feeling this is gonna go horribly
This road, Hakoneganonamigari, or Seven Benz, Togay at its best, and when Horizons
hits...
Oh, the Midnight's on though.
The Midnight's on.
I can't fuck up with the Midnight's on, right?
I just, I can't fuck up with the Midnight's on, no way.
I gotta lock in.
Alright, great start.
Don't worry, I'll be there in three business days.
Jesus
Oh, I'm so I'm so much worse
I'm so much worse at this, but maybe I'm just not used to it. Hold on
you
you
you
you
you
you
I could use my Vulcan, I could use my M1, I could use, just about anything, GT?
I could use anything, oh I just threw up in my mouth.
Oh, swallow it.
I could use my Trans Am, I could use my 911.
I don't I think I tuned I think I tuned this right let's see we'll know we'll know if
if it's tuned or not based off of how I do.
What's the weird car to drive manual?
A lot of shifting.
Little slippery.
Can you downshift to two on those?
Oh, okay. Four-one. Sure. I lost count. I didn't know where I was at.
It's hard.
Oh
Just run that one back
I- I didn't think the turn was sharp. I thought the racing- the- the driving line? I thought it was-
I honestly thought it was failing me. I thought it was telling me a lie.
I did. I really did.
Oh wait, I could do the rewind button, man. Fuck, I don't need to restart the whole race. What am I doing?
and
That slip was not intentional, I just lost control, but that's fine.
probably hit the brakes a little too hard I was scared it was gonna happen again
I can't do it.
It's like the bot let me win.
So do we think- Do we think we're better on the roller mistakes?
So, Horizon Collab is the coolest new thing at the festival, so we can only watch from afar.
You convoy up and build stuff with your friends.
We will collaborate on some sort of retro future orchestral piece.
That doesn't sound so bad, actually.
Holy shit.
Fine.
10 more minutes and I'll be rolling on these streets.
I was gonna come out in 10 minutes. Hell yeah.
I've done the 3rd.
Don't think so.
I don't know, the Japanese style, huh?
Um...
Bum bum bum bum.
I don't know if this is tuned at all, but let's just try to drive it and see what happens.
We're fun.
This game hit the jackpot of no other releases?
Honestly, yeah.
of
the
I've taken that corner before that same way just way too fast I've done that before
some Eurobeat shit, huh? I don't know how to change the music on control, I'm just stuck
on whatever this is. Very Eurobeat.
not the best turn to the world, but whatever
I thought it was the first gear I thought it was going to be.
It sucks being in this difficulty where it is pretty easy on highly skilled but too hard
on expert.
It fucking sucks.
I want to have like a difficulty where it's like neck and neck.
Let's see how pizza delivery goes on controller.
It's beeping for me, Chibi.
Let's try a little piece of delivery on this controller and manual.
Let's see.
A lot of people clapping.
When a multiplayer be more neck and neck, now.
Multiplayer is kind of a all over the place.
If you want to really struggle, the bots are really hard.
I mean, they're unrealistically hard because they are programmed to, they're programmed
to take turns either perfectly or kind of average.
So like difficulty, when you make it go up, when you make difficulty go up and you make
it harder and harder, they take their turns and take all their lines better and better
and better.
And then you slowly take it down.
slowly take it down and then they just like fuck up all the turns and whatever
they go a little slower whatever but yeah they don't make it's weird on any
difficulty a bot doesn't necessarily make a mistake
coming through the pizza's near thank you
they also do read that's true on expert
they do ram and deal a lot it's kind
I don't even know what I'm for sure.
Oh my god.
I didn't know that was there, dude. I thought it was a fucking shortcut.
I keep forgetting I have to fucking switch gears myself.
Fuck! I'm lost!
Guys.
The food is getting cold.
I'm getting bucked by the GPS, all I'm saying is this is the POV of your food once it's
One of the yards, 10 points.
Two of the yards, 10 points.
This is what they're secretly doing.
Well, it won't be a three-star delivery, but that's okay, that's all right.
We'll take two, maybe one even.
Still hot, he said.
Not bad.
Yeah, it's all that matters, really.
Bro, imagine being that guy.
Imagine getting your food,
and you pick it up from that person,
the person that delivers it to your hand,
and you say, oh, still hot.
You know, like, that's just like such a dick thing to say,
even though it is still hot.
You know what I mean?
That means you thought it was going to be cold.
So you were assuming that the drive was slow.
guys, I won't even get through to her. Wait, hold on.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yeah...
Yes it was.
It's kinda hard to drive this thing.
Manual.
I have changed the set route to the pick up destination.
Now this is my kind of delivery car.
Oh, I thought it was in the parking lot.
Come in, come in.
Damn.
Clean.
Minus the bicycle on the red.
Clean.
Is there a reason for going manual?
I don't know.
I just wanted to change it up, I guess.
I think they're technically is an advantage to play in manual, I think you do go a little
faster if you shift right because automatic is always a little bit behind on good downshifting
end up shifting so if you get good at it I think it is technically faster
and manuals clutches even faster I mean there's no way that's true that doesn't
getting sense at all right? Logically?
Great! We have more orders ready if you want to take on another job.
That was only two star? Says who? What do you mean? Yo, this takes forever to rank up.
Oh my god.
to turn off a B. S. What do you want to do? Okay, I have set your route to the dirt race
event a B. S. That Monterey we found is ready in your garage. I wonder if a B. S. Is on.
I think I had ABS on because this, right?
I think I had this on because on mouse and keyboard it's like impossible.
Oh, that's right. It's that. Oh shit. Wait, that's really hard. Hold on. How do you...
Hold on. Hey, what are you doing? You need to slam the brakes. What? That seems impossible.
What if you want to slam the brakes and take a turn?
All right.
This can't be a good setting to have it on.
This can't be a good setting to have it off.
I'm just trying to see like what's the point like it usually if it could make you
If it could make you go faster cool
I'm trying to understand why you want this mode on.
You can't ever slam on the brakes, or else you instantly fuck out, so you have to, like,
you have to, like, ease into every brake with ABS off.
You have to kind of ease into every single brake.
Is that good?
I don't know.
that for example true
that's pretty
,
that
that
I
Guess the ABS honor off is better. I
Don't know you definitely have to have a different driving style for either of them
the
students so hard
those terms are the hardest
Ah
Like doing those two. I'm trying to learn how to do when you're flying. When you're
flying with ABS off and you have to hit a sharp 90 degree turn. I'm trying to figure
out. You can't just slam on the brakes. Just slam on the brakes are gone. You have
to like, see if I can go here. Oh my god, it's a freeway to funk. You never break? Oh.
Then how do you, how do you take those really sharp 90 degree, you have to take them early
and drift to that adjust that's so weird isn't it so we
You want to slam your brakes with ABS off and you have to like...
You have to like...
You can't 100%
You can slam on it like 60%
But you just can't 100% it
I think I might have to leave maybe a song.
for me very arcadey there's no way that's what you do in real life right no
shine like it's dependent on the car probably
Shit, sorry.
It's not worth having it offer the little game it gives. Yeah, I think that's fair.
I don't know what assist it is.
400 yards. Turn left.
Turn left.
Turn around. What did you say you'd do so?
Calculate.
Why is it wet in here?
Why is it so wet in here dude?
Did he change radio stations again on controller?
I guess I can't since I'm doing a skill song, but what's the blend anyway?
D-pad right, okay, I'll change it after this skill song, I guess.
I do like playing with manual though.
It's a little bit more challenging, but I do like it.
turn around what it is safe to do so
recalculating
turn around what it is safe to do so
I'm not sure.
Holy shi-
What are those gloves, Slay?
Thank you for noticing.
When we try TRS off no, I have I have all that stuff off that stuff just makes you turn that that stuff should be off by default
It makes the game easier
The other thing the ABS thing that's preference that's like driving style preference
Whoa, what the hell is this dude? This is like those shotguns in dark off where you put on like 16 lights
blind people
That's what this is
Let's buy!
Roger said ABS is optional. I mean, it certainly feels it in the game anyway. It feels like it's like a
style
That you either like or don't like
The other stuff just makes you worse like traction control like you don't want that on that just makes you worse
Like there's good your turns are gonna be so much smoother
Look at the little flaps in the bottom of the car.
How sweet.
Ridge Racer.
It's a rally car.
It feels kind of smooth.
I normally don't like rally cars, but this one feels kind of nice.
I've been playing this game so much that when me and Hannah just like to walk around and
we hear and see different cars drive past us like my brain thinks I'm playing
fucking for so it's really weird I don't know how to explain it
hello it's really weird though like we would just walk past cars and I'd be
like whoa that car sounded like I was in the fucking game and then I'd hear
another car go by and be like that car fucking sounds like shit I would never
notice I never in my life had would would walk past cars and hear them and go
or go ooh but because I've been playing this game for the past few days when a
car drives past us that's my reaction it's instantly like ooh or it's before
it was just noise like just white noise it's really weird I don't understand
how that works, but I guess when you just hear a car fucking revving in your ear eight
hours a day, that's what happens, I guess, let's do this cross country. No, I will never
become a car guy at all. But I don't have an I don't have I don't have a passion. I
We got no passion for that.
I don't know what this is, let's try to drive it.
Oh no, this thing's a piece of shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This thing's a piece of garbage.
Ah, let's try it.
This car is so bad.
It's so bad.
It's ridiculous how bad this car is though actually.
If you get this car via whatever Gamba I think it may have been, just fucking delete it.
Holy fuck!
I don't know what gear to be on there.
Oh my god.
I love the 4090 in the back, though.
Keep getting deceived by
trying to swap gears
when I'm in the air.
Because it sounds like I need to swap, so going off the sound
trips me out.
Oh, shoot!
And I just killed that whole crowd.
They're all dead.
I mean, I'm actually not doing too bad.
And how much I hate this car.
I don't know why I'm so mad at this, but I just am.
Holy shit!
Oh my god, I was going so fast!
Jesus Christ, I can't even fucking keep it straight.
Oh my God, what a disaster.
I'm gonna try one more car and see if it's a car issue or a skill issue.
But I hate this thing anyway.
Oh no, I'm so far away.
Where is it was it here? That's a street race
I guess we're going to do this one at the same time.
The rear wheel drive on dirt's kind of hell.
Oh, is it rear?
Feels terrible.
Feels absolutely terrible.
I
Need all-wheel drive in that race her her
Let's drive my fucking
Nice little Pontiac Pontiac Firebird my favorite car in the whole world
Oh, is this a toge?
No.
You tried spec racing online?
Yeah.
I haven't tried being a manual shifter though.
That sounds really hard.
Automatic shifter? That I can do.
Manual? I'm practicing.
Work in progress.
Also, controller? Also work in progress.
This is tough.
I'm trying to aim good enough or I'm not good enough.
That turn would have been good if there wasn't a car in the way.
Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, pardon me.
Here, I could try a, uh, I could try a, what's it called, a sneak attack?
Let's try it. Let's try a sneaker sneak racing on a controller and manual shifting. Let's see how this goes
I think this is the end of an event so I'm joining the third race but whenever I'll get
a good feel for the car I guess or maybe not let's see whoa whoa whoa easy there
tiger holy shit
this car can easily slip
So I gotta be careful... driving this car, I gotta be careful if I do like a really tight
turn.
Let's say this one.
Holy shit, it breaks fast.
And then I slip right there.
Obviously it went to a third row, which is a bit unrealistic, but that's where I gotta
be careful where I downtrip shift to like the fifth fourth year.
What if I just don't downshift to the fourth, uh, fourth, then I just stay fifth?
This thing off-road is... pain.
Nah, I need to downshift to it.
And that's where it's gonna be the hardest.
If I ever have to take a turn like that, that's gonna be, that's gonna be hard.
I'm for sure gonna slip
This is a cool car
This car also breaks extremely fast
Holy shit, these guys are high level.
Is there a max level to force her, or is it just nerd out and just keep going?
As you can
Oh my god, yeah, you meet you meet both buddy. You meet both
Holy shit, okay. This is definitely a
Easy on the easy on the throttle kind of car holy shit. Oh
My god
Yeah, bump me one more time, man!
this is crazy. It's a hard part to drive actually. I mean I think I'm doing too bad, it's just
That is most difficult.
That is dangerous.
Oh, I was on the wrong gear.
It's a hard door to drive.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Jesus.
you got some quick guys in here yeah those guys are zooming
Oh, that was the last race. Okay, I was wondering why their points were all over the place.
Okay, so now it's a restart and we're doing a GT40. Okay, so now it's a full from the beginning race.
That was the Ferrari fuck me. Is that what it said?
You do the driving.
That's like heartbeat.
I got a P.
5-5.
I
Oh, shit!
All right
So rear wheel drive because that's what it feels like. Oh, yeah
Oh
He's gonna kill me.
These cars feel terrible.
Holy shit.
Just slipping.
Slipping at the back and said, very.
I feel so bad.
T.C. with the scar is good.
It's gonna be a hard series racing a fucking thing
Well, then I was AFK for like 30 seconds, maybe I could still finish the race
Maybe just maybe.
Can I?
No way.
No way.
What the hell's to do?
Listen, that DNF does not count, okay? I was AFK, does not count.
Is that guy prestige?
What the hell's Max level if that guy prestige is?
Max level prestige is 10, 299.
Does that mean you prestige at 200 and 3...
What?
300?
299?
What do you prestige at then?
Every level it goes up.
Oh, 200 for the first level.
Oh, I see.
Crazy. This guy has been gaming.
Alright, this is gonna go horribly.
I'm telling you that right now.
I gotta learn what the trick is to driving a rear-wheel drive, because I am fucking terrible at it.
I don't want transparent it's at the beginning of the race and sometimes in the middle
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
You know what this feels like?
This feels like driving a car with no ABS.
That's what it feels like.
No, not IBS. No, no, no, not IBS.
It says it is a boss drop driving and taking these areas of off
It just slips on the earth the most basic turn
This is crazy
Am I using a wheel fuck now
Four actually.
Nice.
Good one.
Very good one.
No, I'm too lazy to set up my wheels.
I also don't think I would enjoy it because when I use my wheel, I use it for very specific
cars and very specific scenarios.
And this game has too many weird scenarios.
We'll drive rear wheel drive fucking rally cross-country drift drag like all these weird
quirky shit that I I think it'd be miserable. I don't think I would like it
but
If I just stuck to like one race and then I use my sim setup
I think it'd be enjoyable like if I just did road racing or something then that'd be fine
But all the different types of driving modes and ways to play it doesn't sound like I would enjoy it on a wheel
Cute
I'm not looking forward to racing this car
fuck
fuck
Oh
to
two. You can't even take a normal fucking third.
Criminal. Criminal.
Holy shit, that's hard.
I don't even know how to take these normal turns, because it just slides.
How do I prevent it from sliding?
I'm just a normal little baby little baby turn
I guess you just have to let go of the throttle bar.
I'm like fully let go, I'm starting to hit it.
I'm trying to make it not fucking slip, that's what I'm really focusing on, I'm just trying
to make it not slip.
That's crazy.
Impossible.
Impossible.
impossible, impossible.
Now just do the whole race like you finished that one.
So what I did differently, I guess, is I didn't full throttle on turns like a normal all wheel drive.
car because like all-wheel drive you could just hold one direction and throttle full and it'll
just take the turn but on rear wheel you'll just slowly slip and you can't do that I guess so you
just have to do the turn and just kind of like let go a little bit more and now we have a new car
So hey, it's uh, it's rear as well. Let's see how this feels
You did good at the end though
All right, let's see if I can take what I did at the end into the beginning.
Oh, I don't even get to do it. I don't even get to warm up. Okay. I guess we'll just see how this is.
This guy's gonna win every race, this mineral guy, every race, he will just win.
Sorry, dude, I didn't think it would start so fast, man, I was wanting to sip a coffee,
fuck.
Sorry.
Okay, this holds on to the road way better.
Maybe a little too hard on the brakes, but hey, I didn't get any practice, dude. I don't know how this car works.
I'm not sure if that's doing it.
What's up?
I hit that wall last time.
See if I do this one better.
Whoop!
AHH!
AHH!
I got scammed!
What the fuck was that?
Are you kidding me?
Well at least I felt a little bit better.
Or again there.
I was doing pretty good.
I don't know about the first gear on that one, I did that last time, I don't know about
that.
It doesn't matter because it freezes over a boat.
I mean, that wasn't terrible, besides getting fucking stuck.
You got a five gifted wait, I did
My blind
I did oh I did wrong. Oh shit
I'm blind as hell wrong hand drive. What's up? Thank you. Yeah, I did not see that. All right blind is bad. Oh
Oh, I'm bad at, uh, I'm bad at sprint races, because I need to like, see the turn once
or twice before I can understand it.
One thing I'm still really bad with on the controller is smoothly turning.
Either I hit my joystick way too hard or I don't hit it enough.
I can't find like the sweet spot
Do you leave your stick in the middle or push forward when turning?
No, I just leave it in the middle.
Push forward, that's crazy, no?
That seems... hard.
And
Hold forward once I have a trial
Well, this
Oh, I don't know if I like this.
No, I can't. I can't do that. I can't. I can't.
I can't hold forward and also use the triggers.
My fingers aren't that dextrous.
The board?
The midnight's on. Who cares?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What the fuck was that about?
I'm trying to fucking slightly turn you could like see it when I'm driving you could see
See what I'm driving? I'm trying to slightly move my stick and I just fucking whip it.
It's so annoying.
I'm just trying to slightly tap this bitch and you could just see my car fucking whip.
here we go man
I think I
need to I think I need to go the other direction
I change it here
Let me go to my settings, please.
What is happening?
Give me out of this lobby, first of all.
I don't know why I'm in this lobby.
Give me out of this lobby.
Is it...
This one? I want to see what happens if I go the other way.
But if I make it 40.
I want to see if that's what's fucking me up.
of
the side of another I need a car that's like
I need a like a real real drive far maybe it's just like it's out of the half of
I like a slippery car somewhere.
Huh?
Is this slippery? Let me see.
No, this is not slippery. Well...
I'm trying to find a car that easily like sways left and right if you tap your stick
a little too hard.
I don't know what that would be.
This car is too... heavy.
Would this be slippery?
No way, right?
Maybe?
Nope, this is like grabbing a bow.
Hold on.
that's right.
Car looks cool.
Car looks cool.
What does Car not look sick?
What the hell is that?
Oh my god, this thing does not move.
This is a good example, actually, this is a good card to test.
Oh, shit.
It just goes too fast, though.
I can't even get a moment to try it.
It goes too fast.
I'm just trying to see how much I need to tap my stick with the settings that I set
I can't. It's too fast. It's too fast to try.
You should be able to have all the jumps in this map.
Poli.
Hi everybody, Eve here, it's the first day of Spring, and I'm gonna take a trip to
Tokyo City to see the cherry blossoms.
Does anyone wanna come with me?
I'm taking the train, but if you'd prefer to drive down, check the playlist and hit
and events or street races while you're there. That's fine too.
Maybe we'll meet up for lunch or something.
This looks pretty cool.
I'm poor though.
Why not look at another 9-11?
This game really is Pokemon
would you guys would you guys say this is closer to Pokemon or FIFA
a bit of both, hard
Oops, come on.
First person's heart is so bumpy.
I don't have to get down the throat.
this this camera angle is probably my favorite I don't know why I think it's
I'm exploring this whole damn public freeway right now.
Anything.
Not me though.
I don't know why I like this one so much.
I don't know why I like this one so much, this, this camera angle specifically.
Oh, there's a, uh, uh, get there, get there, get there, get there, get there, get there,
get there.
Hold on!
I'm signing up!
Yes. Yes.
At 20 seconds.
Isabel Moss.
This is the way.
Oh, it's a fuckin' drift. God damn it. They suck.
I guess these always kinda stink.
Drifting in this mode would be fun.
Also this card cannot drift
It's either to drift on Bughead and Mountain Keyboard, actually, harder to drift on the
which is kind of weird.
It's definitely easier to go mouse and keyboard on a phone.
I wonder why that is.
I don't even know any other cars didn't I make something a drift car hold on let me think
and I make like a skylight there's no was there's no it was a I made something a drift
card I don't know what it was was it a super? No.
Ah fuck.
Dude I don't remember.
I made I just I remember I made a car a drift car, and I thought it felt kind of nice
And I don't I just I don't remember what car was I have no clue
BMW M2 orange do you remember that?
This
My god, you're making a right
That's how do you remember that?
I'm just safe to do so
Well, I gotta get into the zone where's the zone wait did I get kicked out?
oh no we're not done we're not done the first part
I thought I afk'd and I got kicked out
That's for sure easier on that keyboard. I don't know why. It should be the exact same, but it's just not.
It should be almost identical.
Weird.
Are we done?
So now it's the area.
No.
You could fucking pay to win this shit?
No.
Thank you.
I'm going to go back.
and hit the road.
Drive away.
Drive away.
I'm stuck. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.
rich
why is it so hard on controller, what am I doing wrong?
that feels a little better, maybe
Harder on dirt
Hey, we've discovered almost half the road so fun
Let's go
I thought I was gonna lose my streak all my points
I'm sorry sir, I'm practicing and it's over.
Control your angle with your throttle and tire steering.
I mean, then it just, it'll just slip.
You need to steer at least a little bit.
You can't just only throttle, right?
Yeah, you need to steer it a little bit.
glitter here I am but then again I actually kind of can see it just because
of I guess what I used to do before I streamed which was drive around in
video games for no reason at all like just open-world driving that's all I
I did. I didn't even race, I just drove around just for the fun.
Of course it is.
How many fucking Lancers are there? This is like the sixth Lancer I've seen.
Sure, another Lancer, why not 2004?
this car seems like a I don't want to say it I don't want to say I don't want to say
I don't know.
I don't know.
Okay.
It's a cool car.
I was gonna say it's kind of a
It's kind of a shitter.
I don't know. It's a shit car.
I would see in high school, everywhere.
You know what I'm saying?
Just like, like a entry car for young teenagers.
That's what this car is, well,
I guess not this one, but the other one.
Hey, why not roleplay as a slower driver?
Have your cameras at the ready.
Lots of memories to capture.
It's a high school stoner car.
Exactly, exactly.
We're about to enter a unique section of road.
The award-winning Narada-den-konga-kyo.
It's the Moon Bridge.
This is a double-spiral road that circles up, up, and up,
presenting you with a beautiful view right across to Mount Fuji.
Open for parties in 1981.
Where's Mount Fuji?
Wait, where's Mount Fuji?
Mount Fuji?
There it is!
I didn't know Mt Fuji was in this game.
Probably the original Lancer but not the Evo.
Oh, I don't know the difference.
The two cars that I saw in high school were Lancers and M2 BMWs.
Those were the two...
The M2 BMWs were the... that was the fuckboy car.
Like, if you were a fuckboy, that's what you had.
And if you were a gigas donor, you had a Lancer.
Those were the two I saw everywhere in high school.
or sorry m2 what is it m2 or m3 whatever dude they all look the same
fucking change the taillights or something and call it a new car it's
m2 or m3 one of those two all I know is because there's I had so many people
that cuz like I was in a school where it was a mechanic shop and we had a
mechanic shop in our high school so they would just bring in their cars to
work on it all the time.
Black voice.
Donnie.
The whole personality was that car.
The M2 or M3 or whatever.
M something.
M4 I don't know.
M something.
as we drive along the scenic coastline.
Take a look here after the Pacific Ocean.
Man, I miss high school said no one ever.
Yeah, no, nobody misses high school.
Fuck that shit.
All right, daytrip race.
We're approaching the end of our time out today.
It has been a pleasure to show you the sight of Japan's beautiful coastline.
I miss high school, I peek as an athlete? Oh dude. Yeah, I guess if you peeked in high
school that fucking blows. I'm sorry. But hey, a new peek's coming. I promise. I promise.
If you peeked in high school, a new peek is coming. I promise. You're due. That's what
What that means? You're doomed.
Ooh.
Report back?
What does it even mean to peek?
Um...
Peaking means like...
the way I see it when you say you peak in something when you peak in high school or you peak in whatever
the way I see it is like your state like what state were you in where you felt like you had it all
You know what I mean? You felt the absolute best.
Where you were the top of the food chain. Yeah, that's what it means, exactly.
I would say usually those people are the people who are athletic. If you were really, really athletic, or you are really athletic, you'd probably peak tonight's score.
And that's okay. A new peak is coming, I promise. I promise you.
Might be in a year, might be in 10, but it's coming.
coming. When did you peak? I don't know. I think I peaked. I don't think I peaked somewhat
recently. I think a couple of years ago was my peak. The highest point of like, the highest
point of like me mentally maybe not physically though that's the problem
but then again I've never had a peak physical you know I'm saying so I don't
okay queen I have set your route to the next maze day trips okay
Queen getting fucking shaved! Okay, Queen. You can get your ass in the gym, Queen. I've
been trying. Maybe not hard enough, but I've been trying. I feel like I've unlocked every
possible peak in my life except for physical peak so that's kind of like my
2026 2027 goals the one thing I have in the unlocks
I
Seems like a fun drift course
What am I doing? Oh
I was going to I don't even know I don't know what I set my thing to
Join Jordan and then drift club story mission. I don't really know what these are for
Like you get a cool car at the end of them
Skinny fat boy hey, you go seven Gibson
Once you peak physically you'll realize you can peek in other aspects again. Oh hell. Yeah
Yeah.
So you're saying I need to hit a physical peek and then I could peek everywhere else in life?
What the hell is that?
A Fair Lady Z.
What is this?
Looks like a horses.
Kind of.
Wish looks like a scuff horse
Whoa
Oh, it's an e-sons
Oh, is this the Nissan something Z
Swear my friend had this car
Did it's Sean dude Sean gears I think had this car over 10 years ago 350 Z I swear he
did I just docked this car I'm so sorry sorry Sean
hey you see over to you your finale you're all in see if you get a mythic
unique charm in D4 I saw that was that clickbait was that Sean had a Toyota
BRZ. Oh, it wasn't a 350Z? Okay, well, it looked like that. It was red, right? I think it was red.
I was in it once and I was terrified for my life. Whatever car it was. It was a tiny little fucking car.
Oh, you're right. It was a Toyota. Yeah. Yep. I remember the logo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a
Toyota. Yep. But it looked like this thing. Maybe smaller than this stuff.
Toyota BRZ is tiny. Okay. Yeah, whatever car he had it was tiny and I thought it was this but it turns out it is not a
BRZ sure is that in this game?
Dude that car was so small I was scared for my life being inside it
A stress-back is of all total conversion for memory and body kit.
Look much will remain of the original car.
GT86 and BRZ is the difference, same. Okay.
I want to see it. I want to bring... I want to unlock a memory.
I want to unlock a memory from being inside that car.
After whatever the story mission is, I'll go get it.
You have it?
Oh, I do?
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, Scion!
Yeah!
Scion!
Scion! That's the one!
That's the one!
I see a lot come through the watch
Wait, that's the car
This one is straight up to the showroom
So manufacturer color, no extras
It's still turned heads
That's literally it bro
It's light, has a lot of gravity
But the drifting potential
Between this and competition spec
Knight
I thought it was so much smaller
Not meant for extremes
What I want is to go to extremes
Just like Keiko did
Are you going to turn into a car that wants to break traction and fit the parts before the trip as long as you do?
Oops
Scion FRS Toyota 86 and Subaru GR0 the same car, okay
Well, it just wants someone type state scion it just clicked that that's the car that it was
Because I remember seeing scion on the car and being like what the fuck is a scion
stop hitting that button Michael fuck I swear the car was so much smaller than
this but not it does look kind of like it
I swear his car is red remember Jordan brother remembers I love what Jordan
was in here. Jordan's like, yeah bro, it was a Toyota. He's like, you fucking idiot.
It wasn't a Nissan.
This is Drake. Drake's in this game. No shit. Sorry. Told you with
paying attention, I swear.
Is this Drake actually stop hitting Rewind, man?
I need to fucking unbind that thing.
Does this not sound like Drake?
Yo, Eugene, shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to listen to Drake here.
stock
That's crazy that fucking Microsoft can afford drinks actually crazy
This is not Drake.
Okay, well, whatever it is sounds similar.
Oh, it's just little Naz.
W little Naz.
I really don't know this genre very well. I can tell you that right now
If there's one genre, I don't know it's this one. I don't know what this is. This is hip-hop. It's hip-hop. Yeah
Yuji's auto custom GT86 one of a kind for horizon festival and handles how it looks
Yuji you have officially out on yourself
There's only one thing left to do. So get in and let's slide.
Wait, what are the odds that we're talking about a fucking scion?
And we essentially get one in a story mission.
There's some corners on the way to keep yourself in.
I will judge just yet.
Did you guys see that Evanescence has a new song?
Pretty cool.
It's pretty like not great, but like it's okay
Yeah, this reflection is gnarly are we seeing this look at this reflection
That you just ready. It's been a passion project
I had to start with upgraded engine in a power to drift the right amount demonstrate your skill
Yo that car just saved me of course special drift spec radio
I joke at areas and all such product
For some of trip tires drift springs and dampers to begin
Next, truth differential, the single real wheel rotation.
That's how you get that lateral movement.
Regular drift tries to fight post-abduction.
We don't want that.
Stop it, Ignoring.
Wait, what did I do?
Bro, he didn't type anything, man!
Oh, look at what you did.
You got me killed.
I literally just popped in for a second, caught that.
Sean had a Psy on the little boxy one, then he got to tell you what an FRS won
after.
Oh.
I love how you remember that.
W. Jordan.
That's a homie right there.
Sion was the one that I was in. I don't know what an ever answer is, but
Okay, this is the perfect place to test my creation it's your canvas and you are the artist
your tires
My screen that makes sense. Just drift
Yeah, stop playing with the lockpile, you're good.
you
you
you
you
you
It's not sweat, that's just dirt, it's not, it's different, this is pure sweat.
Dude, I have a wheel, guys, I have a wheel, it's just not set up.
I need to plug in the computer and turn it on, that's all I need to do, that's exactly
all I need to do.
I need to plug in the computer and turn it on and have it set up.
Bro's body produces dirt. Yeah, everyone's body does. This car is kind of nice.
Oh, we're vibing now.
Oh, fuck it, wicked. Holy shit. We see that? Tell me you saw that.
steering wheel is uncomfortable oh it is for sure it's you can only play with
the steering wheel for about an hour before before it's fucked up all I'm
saying is I've never had anything peel off my mouse dude this isn't that bad
look at my mouth this isn't that bad like actually it's totally look it's
It's pretty clean, mostly.
It's mostly clean.
It's really not that bad.
You should see my controller after an hour.
Why is it so sweaty, dude?
See, like, who?
It's so clammy, dude, like, who uses controller?
Damn, look at this car.
Hold on.
Sheesh, check this thing out.
You're just not a real gamer if you don't have that kind of gunk on your mouse.
And it's that, it's...
It really is just that.
Yo, this car is sweet.
What the hell?
I'm really starting to appreciate cars more with this game.
I used to think cars were lame, and now I think they're...
kind of cool
this does look like it's from Jurassic Park
wait, what's up?
This game kind of cash, it's got good co-op features if you want to play, like we could
make like a little party and like co-op every race and stuff, it's kind of cool.
The game is pretty good, like actually it's well, certainly well made, that's for sure.
Where's the sign?
What?
What it's on the roof
What how are you supposed to get that side?
What the fuck
Jump off the mountain
Like, drive up the mountain and jump?
I'm gonna need a pretty fast car to do that.
There's no way I could do it in this thing.
Relax, relax, Jurassic Park, relax!
Can I do it in this car?
There's no way.
Oh, that bush is strong.
No, there's no way.
You know what I'm supposed to do?
Yeah, for sure.
Alright, what's something faster that might make this?
What does it come to Game Pass?
this comes to game pass today oh I know what to do I'll use um I'll use this
should work should be on game pass like any second now oh really in 30 minutes
too fast too fast all right so we need to go like half the speed
or just start maybe just start from like a different spot maybe start from
here. Slow down, slow down, slow down. Ah, too slow, too slow, too slow, try that again.
I canceled Game Pass? Like, what? Why would you cancel Game Pass? It's like the best deal of all time.
Oh rewind. Oh, you're right. I'll just nail it from here.
Nevermind.
I can't hold on to that. Jesus Christ.
It looks harder than it looks. I just don't know how fast it is.
Alright.
I'm not sure if I can get a car.
Fuck!
My name is Izzy and that was a skill song.
Listen, Japanese public transport is very cool, but watching you folks is making me seriously consider getting a car.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Damn, look at the dirt.
I don't know what I'm doing.
that was the next horizon event here 1000 more club points
Or whatever dude. How is my Diablo still not ready?
My Diablo's got to be ready really is it really soon?
I don't know if like another race or something, but it just has to be
Also, I need to win more races because I just participate, but I don't actually win sometimes and
I lose out on points
D5 no, no, no my in-game
I got the new shirts coming already. Wait, did you order some? Hell yeah.
Oh! What a dude, what's the timing today, huh?
I'm going to go back to the car.
Feels good, right?
Go enter in a race.
Let it realize its full potential.
Finally, see you in the garage.
Oh, that's a sexy car right there.
Oh my God.
What did you guys believe me if I said I had one of these?
You'd have no choice.
You have to believe me.
My word is, it's, it's boned.
Holy shit.
Holy shit!
Have you ever done that IRL in a car? No, I did that in a scooter though. Not a car.
I don't know why I'm still on this road. What am I doing?
What's up trying to get points
Oh, I almost lost him.
Alright, we're off, we're off, we're off, we're off.
Give it up, give it up.
Take these points and run.
I want to tune this car.
Hold on.
Actually, let me get my points first.
I don't know if I'll lose them.
Where are these points going? What's happening?
Wait, you get a lot of points for just driving fast, hello?
Next time I get a skill song, I'm just gonna go to a large freeway like this.
I'm just gonna go from like, I'm just gonna rip it from like here and just work all the way down the skill song
Let's have a lot of points here I could get a ooh
Spinball wizard I think it's time. I think we get that. What's the cheapest route here 1 1?
1 1 1 3
We skip this we get a free 250k and we get a free spin golds golds golds golds golds golds golds golds golds golds golds
Man
I have some treasure cards here I haven't found
All alone in what looks like a
Yo, this looks like a ruiner from GTA. Oh
This looks beautiful. It actually looks like a ruiner
kind of
ish
Isn't it a ruiner GTA based off of a firebird is that why I like it so much
Rooners my favorite car and Grand Theft Auto which makes sense why I like
a Firebird so much
Rally a class road
Diablo lives good at s1 to
Try it. It's gonna be really expensive. I don't know about this whole rear a real drive thing though
kind of
pisses me off. This looks good.
All right.
Whoa, whoa, she sounds... that's kind of good.
She sounded different!
I need to turn off these Xbox notifications because they're distracting as fuck.
The real question is how do I do that?
Uh, Xbox turn off!
Do they even know how to turn off these notifications?
Hmmmm.
is a game bar all might be game bar hold on oh yeah that's it for sure it's
definitely game bar all right game bar everything's turned off cool
All right
When your words oh true
Where's that yo I mad spins
Daily payouts why are people playing my estate
That's cool that you get payouts for that. It makes you want to it makes me want to have something that is
Worth just nothing cuz I have nothing
Oh I got that car for free
Yo
Oh, we're getting some sick fucking cars. Oh
Dude we got so many spins.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Apparently there's golds that you could only earn from spins, like cars.
There's no other way of getting them.
Supposedly?
Oh!
Give me that GTR!
Oh!
Okay!
That's a hit right there!
That's it to Super Spin, gold for sure.
Not bad.
Holy shit, I'm rich. I'm fucking rich. Let's blow it all up
Well, I don't want to tell you what I'm gonna blow it on
Now this car is cool
I
Don't even know
Before so this shouldn't be only once you can't buy oh so that car I just got that drifts Mustang or whatever
You think anyone made a shroud car yet
What the hell was that about?
This is apparently a drift car with some maybe some ass shooting.
Yeah, who wants to go on a road trip?
Let's go to Tokyo.
You don't want to come?
Might be hard to drive to Tokyo.
why? Just take a while. How long do you think it would take?
This thing with a little bit more horsepower drifting would be kind of fun
Have you tried the spec racing?
Yeah.
Uh, it's hard.
I usually just get a car that I'm completely dog shit with and just lose.
of
That would be so hard.
You would need a 10x multiplier and just do this.
Wait, what if you did a skill song?
You could probably do it in a skill song.
the
I kind of like this car for drifting though, I didn't feel that bad.
I felt like I was drifting okay with it.
Where's this little plushie?
Check for a Shroud livery, livery is that the word?
Oh, hold on, hold on, E drift, drift, combo, spin, spin, spin.
Uh, how do you look at cars again?
You're gonna go your state, right?
Dude, why does it take me to this place? This place is a shit hole. I don't want to go here.
It defaults me to my piece of shit.
it.
So in order to look for a shroud livery, if that's how you say it, it would have to be
on a car that someone made for it, it's just not going to happen.
I'd have to search every car and type the name and see if anyone made it. The odds of that is super low.
You can search for all cars? Oh, you can't? How do you do that?
Oh.
Oh, so if I just type, there's no way someone made one. The odds of that would be literally zero. Literally zero is no way.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Well, it was worth a shot, you know, maybe. It was worth a shot. Do you never know? Do you never know?
Don't don't say a little pop please. Don't say little pop. Don't don't. I don't like that.
I don't like that at all. Don't please don't. Oh my god it's a bond car. It looks like.
This guy fall. Oh shit. Yeah, it is
Hell yeah, is this the scene where he's in like the fucking in like the courtyard
And he's just doing a burnout and then the guns come out in the front and you just I
Think that's the scene. I don't know. I've seen the movie once. I don't know
There's so many cars.
Meta Del comes on.
You know what would be really cool?
This is going to sound really stupid and maybe sad, maybe more sad and stupid.
It'd be really cool to play this game and to use the car that was like your first car,
you know?
I bet you there's a lot of people's first cars in this game.
I don't have a first car, so that won't happen for me.
for you guys, I'm happy for you.
You never had a car? No.
I've driven one car before
when I was sixteen years old.
It was my
mom's car.
It was a trailblazer.
That's probably not in this game.
But once, the one time I've been on the road
two times actually, the other time I don't even remember,
but.
What car would you choose?
If I was a first time buyer of a vehicle,
what car would I choose?
Ooh.
Ooh.
If I was a first-time buyer, a first-time car, I would buy...
Yeah, let's see what's this.
Cool.
Honestly?
Here we go.
Honestly, here's what I'm imagining, okay?
If I was a young 16 year old kid again and my parents were getting me a car, I think I
would have a Nissan.
I actually think it would be a Nissan.
That's what I think my parents would have got me.
I'm just got just a hunch feeling off of what I think they would buy me it'd be a Nissan. Which one? I don't know
But
That's what I think they would buy me what I would buy as an adult
Being almost 32 years old in two weeks
Not there yet. I
Would probably buy
something in this
category right here
this is where I would
That's where I would be. I'd be somewhere right here
That or
or not something fair I was gonna say over here but we already own a Mercedes so that
doesn't really count but the closest car to what we own is this one is the
closest thing in the game to what we own
I guess I do this is actually my first car come think of it actually this is
my first not this not not this actual car but you know
I do own it technically my first car technically
The Land Rover's are cool, you know that Land Rover's in the scheme
What was the price I don't know I think it's like a 60 or 70k car or something I
Actually just don't even know what it's called CL something C C C. I don't know
That's all I got.
Yo, what is this?
Oh, that's the car I saw earlier.
This thing is sick.
325k!
of the
I don't look good at all. I don't look good at all.
This reminds me of, um,
The Death Star.
This is gonna look good.
Clean.
Isn't this just...
Isn't this just stock?
Is this just how it comes?
How do you have 2 million CR?
I just haven't bought anything in a while.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Now this goes hard.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, this looks sick.
Hold on.
I thought I would love it, but I don't.
Sorry, I want to buy this car, just because I think it looks cool.
I hate all of these designs, I think they all look pretty meh.
What's this one?
Hold on.
Okay, this one looks pretty good.
This one's pretty good.
Who's the Senpai Hunter?
Oh, this is the anime Senpai Hunter.
She got it.
The purple one up top?
This one?
The problem is, I don't think you can change the red on this tire here and the red on
and whatever the hell this is supposed to be.
Can I test drive this?
I'm actually curious, is there a test drive option?
I don't know, there isn't.
That's cursed.
Wait, is this electric?
Oh fuck, I want to hear how it sounds before I buy it, because if it sounds like shit,
like all electric cars do, I don't want to drive a car that sounds like shit.
There's no test drive option though.
Why do they have like no Jaguars?
You think they'd have more, no?
Three million!
Jesus Christ!
Alright, anyway, I'm done looking at cars, sorry.
Cross country, god, I hate cross country.
I'm very you look at cars in a car game
Go for the Rivian did
Let's drive electric
Dude, this is the car that I see everywhere. Like I said Rivians Teslas and minis everywhere
Everywhere, I don't know why the I don't like minis. It's just goes down
there's this one house that always has like classic cars and every like week is
a new classic car is actually kind of smooth
revisions are so damage-ventive are they sounds like fake news to me
Oh, we're sliding!
How much was a Rivian?
I didn't- I didn't think they were expensive. I thought they were like
normal price, but I- I don't know.
I never was in the- oh, 100k? Okay, that's expensive. Nevermind.
I don't need to change any... I don't need to change any gears.
just kind of go
our one starts at about seventy-two K
Are Rivians any good?
Like I said, I see them everywhere.
But I do live in California, so...
They're kind of like supposed to have an electric car here.
Or else they'll...
...chillie you.
of
It's good if you're looking for something to look like a truck, but is it a truck?
Alright.
Did I might be an electric, electric car handy in this game?
This is the smoothest bar I've felt in a cross-country race ever.
of
It's really a good way to put you to bed
It's getting late playing too much force horizon 7 need to go to sleep drive electric driver Rivian
Oops, grab him.
Did I say 7? Why am I keep saying 7?
It's 6, not 7.
6, not 7.
I keep saying 7, I don't know why.
When you guys play this game, do you go for the cool-
What do you want to do now?
Do you go for the cool look when you guys play this game? Or do you go for the um...
Okay queen, I have set your route to the dirt race event.
You're right in front of us.
Yeah, when you guys play this game, do you go for the cool look? Like you make your cars all look like cool and slick and clean in your character?
Uh, or...
Do you go the troll look where you make them look all stupid?
Holy...
Let me test drive this one, things look sick.
This car is cool.
I used to have a little RC car of this.
I'm going to buy that for our school.
These are the cars I love dude.
I love sitting high up.
So sick.
I
Buy some tuning
What do we got?
He's all fucking suck.
I'm gonna just keep this shit nanny, fuck it.
I always have to rewind button.
I don't like hitting the bumpers on controllers.
Such an awkward...
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Let's try this little guy, I guess.
Did the reflections on the road are so nice I'm getting distracted.
I'm trying to look at the visuals but I'm also trying to drive.
I don't know why I downshifted trolling.
All good.
A little slow turn.
All good.
A little slow turn, all good, all good, it's all good.
You play manual? Yeah, I wanted to just change it up a little bit.
You know, I tried my best.
I really tried to, I really tried to steal that one.
I thought the ref wouldn't catch me, he did, all good.
Sometimes they don't catch you.
Sometimes the ref is sleeping.
Thank god for rewinds.
Should do some lessons with the racing soon. Yeah, we gotta get Lando Norris back, dude.
I forgot that was the one time I used my racing setup was the one time I used my racing
setup was for the Assetto race and the sponsor stream I had with Logitech for the event that
they put in an Assetto.
He might be a bit busy right now.
Yeah, we almost have the next wristband thing
I'll be seeing him at the Canadian GP this weekend, let's go.
I might go to the Vegas one this year.
What the fuck are these cars?
This is not going to go well.
Well, okay dude.
Uh oh. That'll go a little further.
Rest didn't catch me there.
you
Do these are so hard to drive in you're driving through the water and shit
Just can't turn at all.
country's hard no way
Oh my god!
What the hell was that landing?
I
What time is Lego Batman tomorrow, you know
What time is Lego Batman
I was 8 p.m. tonight, okay
This guy just flies through that
I'm gonna blame the truck on this one.
I blame the truck.
I
Mean the same thing that I said before what I need to do is I need to pick two one or two cars of every single
like
Type
And have like an option because you got a cars and then you filter it by
This stuff so every sometimes you get races for classic muscles classic racers classic rally classic sports
So you'd have to get at least one car that you confidently like in every single one of these categories
Because you never know which one's gonna which one that's gonna pick
So whatever that one was I clearly didn't have a car for was that modern rally now
I don't know what that was, but whatever that was was not. I don't have any good cars for it.
I don't know what that was. Was that... was that...
No. Or you just buy every car. Yeah. I mean, if you have hundreds of hours, pickups in 4x4s?
No, I wasn't that I
Mean these two cars were in it, but it wasn't or also I would have had all of these other options
Oh, it was probably a C class
Four pickups and oh my god. That's such a pain in the ass
You have so many cars for that ready to go I
Bet you Jimmy drove better than fucking this one. I should pick Jimmy
Oh hell yeah
Is Lego Batman supposed to be good? Yeah, looks really good
So, in this game, when they choose a car like this, I'm assuming there's multiple years.
Right?
So, do they just choose the first year that it was introduced?
And they don't do 2022, you know, like 2020, 2019, it's just the first year it was introduced
and that's the car.
I think?
I see him.
Oh, yeah, I guess that makes sense, it depends on what they allow to, they have to like strike
deal. Fair point, fair point, fair point. We need 85 more. Let's just do the speed trap.
Speed trap's the one where you fly through it, right?
So in 4 hours time Batman comes out. I'm going to be honest, I don't think I'm going to be playing in 4 hours.
But I will play tomorrow. I will play, but I will play Lego Batman tomorrow, but I don't think I'll play in 4 hours.
Alright, so they want me to speed trap send it, which this far is probably not fast enough for it, but that's fine.
115 I could do that
We just swap cars and boom we'll have another horizon
I like this car though M4 cool
What car will make me go fast
This car this car will go fast as always
maybe a little too slippery though
can't find out
I should go 115 through it, that's all. Oh yeah, we're fine.
All right, we're so horizon. Let's go
The clouds waiting head to the showcase event and I'll get the stunt pilots to run their flight checks. Let's get some cinema going
Let's get some horizon going shall we
So apparently two of the best stumbling pilots are primed to race us in the next showcase
So be prepared for some close calls, wild stunts and fireworks, obviously.
your destination hug your cat
now
chill
stay focused and feel free to show off a little
these pilots are gonna be holding back
God this mission is going to be so horizon.
Hello.
Hello.
Okay.
Roger.
I
Jesus Christ who's driving in flames there's like a
That's not how this works there's some redbull shit
I don't know why I'm down-tripping so much. What am I doing? These planes are distracting.
Oh, Jesus!
God, this is too horizon for me, man.
Holy... Jesus!
I'm really fucking this race up. That's okay. We're here for the planes, not the cars.
I
Need for pyro helix maneuver
guys hold on smashing the walls, relax
god this could have been the fire festival you're right, you're so right
we could have had this
If Jarl Ruler fuck it up
I'm just kidding, it wasn't Jarl Ruler's fault, it was that other guy's fault, what was his name?
Something McFarlane, that guy fucked it up
What did he do with the fire festival he fucked it all up man he fucked it all up is what
he did hey we got our orange wristband ladies and gentlemen I'm hard with how
horizon that was Jesus one orange wristband you started to draw quite the
crowd
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you
you
you
you
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I'm just going to use this car not tuned.
Oh, my cut so early, but it's fine.
It's all good.
Whenever I do that, I blame the controller.
The controller, is she?
Oh, my God, I'm slipping and sliding.
Well, you guys don't like a blue Ferrari, what do you mean?
What's the issue?
I'm coming for that ass, knee-toe or 70-37.
I kind of flipped that like shit, but like better than last time I guess.
I mean way better than last time, but that's far.
I didn't know when to brake.
I should have downshifted one more gear there, but it's fine... all good... learning...
the
the
the
the
the
Uh, gentlemen, this might be my cue.
Hidden that five o'clock mark.
It's hidden that five o'clock mark, so that might be my cue, ladies and gentlemen.
That's usually my cutoff.
I did, however, earn a spin.
So let's do that.
We actually got two spins.
Got you.
Get one more.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
And then on the golds.
The two-step.
Hey, okay.
Is this an ad?
I wish.
I wish.
I wish I got a force ad.
I'm gonna be honest,
I probably didn't get one
because they probably didn't think
it would make sense
for a
Primarily First Person Shooter Guides do have a hashtag ad for a racing car, which kind of makes sense.
Tell them you'd set up the sim for the ad.
There you go.
Actually, I don't even know. Did they do a lot of ads for Forza? I feel like I didn't see many.
I feel like they didn't do many at all.
A good way of knowing is did Lyric have one.
Because me and Lyric are both in similar categories.
similar categories under the same agency. And if Lyric didn't have one, that just means...
I don't know what that means. Maybe they just didn't work with the agency, or maybe the
budget was lower or something. I don't know. He did not have one, he just played on his
Yeah, like I said, I didn't see many sponsors for this game. It's pretty authentic
Which is the best case scenario when you have a game that's authentic
And everyone jumps on
I like this car, it ain't bad, it ain't bad at all.
Oh, technically, one thing too, they don't like to do sponsors.
They don't like to do sponsors for early access.
A lot of game companies have early access and you pay money for it, but no one does
sponsors for it usually.
So, you might maybe see some more sponsors coming now, potentially.
Anyway, LEGO Batman tomorrow is what I'm going to be playing probably all day.
So tomorrow's probably going to be a big LEGO Batman day.
I've been looking forward to this since they announced it.
Like, I enjoyed Lego Star Wars, but I'm more of a Batman fan than I am a Star Wars fan.
Well, it'll be really fun to play through all the movies.
It's gonna be a good time.
It's gonna be a good time.
And it's also kind of like similar gameplay to like the Arkham Asylum games, like all
the Arkham-style games, which is gonna be really fun, because we haven't had an
Arkham game since Gotham Knights, and eh, Gotham Knights wasn't bad.
It just wasn't great either.
Anyway, I'm out of here. This is my usual cutoff of 5 p.m.
I'm trying to be an adult these days, you know, I only push past my
5 p.m. Cutoff if I'm having the best time ever
Which was me three days ago on force I played till like nine that was fun
But I'm a shroud nine to five or now these days. I'm a nine to five or actually today was a ten to five
But I try to be a nine to five or anyway, but yeah, I gotta get out here. Thank you guys for watching
I hope you guys had fun. I had fun. I hope we're gonna have fun tomorrow and let go Batman
I'm gonna try to convince Hannah to do couch co-op because you could play like about Batman couch co-op
You can't play it like online co-op. So I'm gonna try to convince her we're both gonna be sitting here on our rollers
Playing together. I'm gonna see if I'm gonna see if she's down, but we'll see
Anyway, that'll be tomorrow morning
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