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This is the Peanuts Gamer Man, yeah.
This is music, by the way.
Hello?
This is not what I would expect for this game's main menu.
It's like throwing me off.
Shit's hitting.
Let me open up her escape on my other computer real quick.
Hi, Shred, hello.
I just finished this game, now I am.
I would imagine this game started pretty hard on the hardest difficulty and then it's slowly
getting a little easier.
I'm going to imagine once you get really juiced in this game and your character is really
strong, I bet you you just fucking bop everybody.
I think they'll give you that power fantasy.
Which would make sense.
I mean, you are an empire.
What's the rest of that game so long?
Hi, dabble.
Hi, dabble.
Alright, I forgot where the hell we left off.
Oh, we left off getting a treasure chest or something.
I think?
I think we got a treasure chest.
Yeah.
to
the other trust the game as
something
to give us something I don't know what
of
the kind of run out of play like not really
Okay.
Uh...
Did you do the Ambrus fight?
No...
Oh, was that...
Is...
This?
Or...
I don't...
I don't know.
I'm still pretty...
I'm not very far into this, I think.
I've just been doing a lot of side shit because I do not care about the main story at all.
I don't care if my family dies.
I don't literally do not care
How do I
On the beast deadly beast lives there that thing
See, I forgot how to play.
I'm gonna get absolutely murdered.
Oh, relax relax. Oh my oh my oh my relax stop hitting me. Oh my god
Oh
Okay, okay, okay, that was sheer luck. I'm gonna be on sheer luck. I'm down though. I'm down.
I can't have them.
Pretty good weapon. That's a pretty good weapon for me right now.
Critchhance and Crit Bams.
And those are the best two stats you can get.
I wonder if I should be using my sword instead of my claws when I'm a vampire.
I don't know.
Hold on, I'm fishing.
Check your stats and see what's better.
Oh, the claws are a little stronger.
Oh, interesting.
with this weapon the claws are stronger huh I'm assuming you have an inherent
boost to claw damage I don't think the two point or the three point five
percent matters here I just think you're you're I think you're just think the
whole point is you're supposed to be stronger with your claws I guess eat
Eat this one.
Eat this wall.
Whoa whoa whoa. Hey. Hey.
Okay.
Okay.
Can you use the claws during the day? No, because you're a human.
You're a human.
I still find it so interesting how they made a game, like an RPG like this, that's so...
Um, so combat heavy, right, do I have a skill point?
I do have one skill point.
What skill points were we trying to do?
I don't really remember.
I was trying to buff my vampire a little bit.
Perhaps the leader generate vampire health was in the current health segment.
That's pretty good.
I think maybe 2% per second.
What do you want, man?
Brightness check. Yeah, this game's darker now. I mean, that's night time, I guess, right?
I feel so wrong eating a bunny. I don't
Bro, how many animals, Ed?
I'm on a stab at a relax, relax.
You think a vampire would have good night vision?
Yeah, you'd think.
That's what I thought.
The first time I played this game, I was like, wait, I'm a vampire and I don't like
have like night vision and I could make it a little bit brighter on OBS like it's
not that dark for me. Let's see. Filters, effects, color correction. Okay, hold on.
That's all that. Not that one.
Maybe that?
Maybe that helps?
Is that better?
I can make it even more, let's see.
Hello.
Okay.
Thank you.
Another leech collector's camp.
I'll strike you down, just in one day.
I'm definitely dead.
I haven't...
I haven't done real combat in a while.
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
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uh...
i'm not
it's good
well the pleasure to prove them wrong
the brightness better though
actually
i feel like i made it a little too bright though
weird searches because it's disturbing the smell of blood 126 was combat honestly
this is probably one of the better combat systems in an RPG it might not
look it but it in my opinion it's one of the better ones it feels really clean
like Kingdom come you know but better
Kingdom come
Okay
Whoa, oh no, oh no, this is not good
I don't know his attacks, so I'm just trying to dodge like a little bit.
This guy is so weak.
What the fuck?
Like I was literal piss, piss in my ass.
What the hell?
Like I was so easy to kill.
That was so easy to kill, I swear to you.
Mmm.
Drink this to obtain Shadowstorm in the Vampirism Tree.
Yeah.
Where's it?
What happened?
What did I get?
What?
I got this.
slows down time around you you lose some health or I mean that's not bad four
seconds of slow mo I don't have a skill point for it though I need seven
corruption to get another slot the empiric abilities cost less health it's
decent my corruption my corruption is five I need to eat more people hey Mike
you're making a lot of people back home from Mississauga proud there's no way
that's true I don't think a single single person cares but hey I see I see
994 at the end of your name so I think you're from the same year as me so maybe you care and if you do that's awesome
But you might be the only one
All right, let's go turn into a human I think I think if I picks the skill points actually no, I don't have enough
I'm from saga and I care true. I'm from Mississauga and proud I'm lying
from t dot and i care wait actually that was a lot of toronto mississauga people here i
mean you guys could be lying but you know i probably should have ate before i went live
I didn't really think this through, but now I'm eating while.
Why, fuck, whatever.
Oh, sorry.
Me.
Gimme your blood!
Gimme it!
Dude, you gotta eat a lot of people for this corruption, dude.
Look at my little...
Look at that little symbol, my five symbol.
It barely goes up.
Shoulda eat so many man.
Yeah I'm in two days hype.
It's too close to war dogs so not hype.
Actually, not hype at all.
Bad time to release. Bad time.
Okay, well, what do I pick?
Oh
That's a good one
I'm trying to fucking plow dude. I'm trying to plow this shit before it gets cool.
And the bites I take are like that. Not that big.
of
Oh another boss thing.
What stops a game like Warlock from dying within a couple weeks like Battlefield?
You think Battlefield is dead?
What?
I'm not even going to answer your question because you're an idiot.
What do you mean?
Hello?
That's insane.
All right, what am I fighting here these fuckers
I'm good man.
I've got to even get a chance to fucking hit me.
Dude, I'm so bad at predicting where these guys are swinging from every time.
Okay, was that it?
What that was it?
What was that shit?
That's a piss.
Whenever you grab it, I'll have to do for now.
Once this game is about, um, vampires and your family's on a clock and you choose to
save them or not.
You see how I have 25 days left to rescue your family?
Everything in the game that you do, like, changes time.
So like, if you look top right, I have one time segment away from day time.
I'm a vampire right now, but once that time segment takes over, I'll be a human.
And that's each day passing, which means one day closer for my family to die, which
is like the main objective of the game.
So you could do everything in the game and do all the side quests and inevitably have
your family die, but you've done all the side quests.
Or you could do most of them and then save your family.
But then you miss out on some side quests.
But then I think you play the game again.
I think that's the idea.
I don't know.
I think that was their intention.
Regardless, the concept's different, and whether or not it's the best, that's up to
people who play the game, but I don't mind it.
I don't think it's that bad, and I think it's interesting.
It's different.
I wish there was more dialogue, though.
I just feel like I'm running around murdering everything.
Like, I want to be, like, involved in, like, a deeper story, rather than, like,
oh, my family's gonna die, better kill everything around me.
But, that's okay.
You're gonna play Wolverine?
Fuck yeah, I'm gonna play Wolverine, dude.
I got my hands on Wolverine for like, a couple hours.
I did a mission or two.
I killed a couple bosses.
It was really fun.
What the fuck are these?
Dude!
Wait, what's?
I'm dead.
I mean, it's not over.
Yeah, what the fuck was that?
I haven't waited for that old ring game ever since they announced it like fucking five
years ago.
It's gonna be fun.
I just, my only concern is it's gonna be so short, you know?
Because like Spider-Man, like when I played in Omniac Spider-Man, like that's great because you could just like keep being Spider-Man, run around and fucking web slaying and do side quests and open world stuff.
Like my only concern is there's not going to be enough Wolverine, you know? And that sucks. I'd love to play more, but...
That was the model they chose?
You know what I mean?
That was the model they chose.
Where, where are these things that killed me a second ago?
Because I'm not seeing them.
They were right here.
Oh, they're there.
What the fuck are these things?
They're fighting each other?
Oh, now they're fighting me.
I
These guys hit so hard
Can't see I can't see I can't see I can't see
No, that's a bullshit
Well, I'm 1HP.
good. I don't know. I don't know what the point of that was, that random little event. This
This is another astral thing that you do during the day.
Maybe I take the time over?
Maybe I take the time over and hunt these because the loot's pretty good.
Maybe.
Perhaps.
Are you still playing that MMO called BDH or something?
I am not.
No.
It got...
I'm gonna be honest, it got, I think, a little too exhausting.
BDO is cool but when you have to grind it for countless hours and you're just doing like
a insane formula and like fighting game combo over and over and over and over and over and
over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
You know like Diablo and Diablo and like Path of Exile you like run around you blow
the mobs up and like one button or two.
In BDO, you have to, like, do a math equation every single time you fight every single mob.
And that just got exhausting.
It got so exhausting, truly.
Um, alright, so I need to use one time segment.
That would be nice.
In War Dogs, at the start of the match, what essential supplies would you bring
in the tower if you have a little bird heli.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I mean that's up to the builder.
Not really up to you.
I got a level up for walking?
What'd I do?
Oh I just discovered a region.
Alright well, there you go.
That's my...
Alright I might have to turn off my gamma filter
one I go to daytime here. Alright, let's see. Let's pick... pick this. This is again, and
That should be daytime now.
Free of hunger, but weaker.
Is it too bright? I think it's too bright. Hold on.
This game better than Witcher 3?
Not in terms of story and dialogue, but I think in terms of like combat?
Yeah, but this game just isn't as big, right?
Witcher 3 is huge, huge!
That game is massive!
You play it for like hundreds of hours.
This game...
I'm assuming this game has a 20 to 40 hour cutoff.
You know?
Witcher 3, however, that's just going forever.
and
Yeah, my honest thoughts about this game is the only thing that I think...
The only thing that I think they could have done better and like...
Not gameplay-wise, but like, it's a little expensive.
For a game with a new IP,
brand new like Studio First Game,
I feel like it's a little pricey.
You know, like,
the reason why companies are able to get away with making 70, 80, 90 dollar games
is because
it's years upon years of development like
building their studio, like,
fucking Call of Duty can just keep dropping 90 dollar price tags and
people will be fine.
But like, I feel like for a new title, they could have...
They could have dropped the price a little bit.
But let me change mine.
Wait, there's axes?
That's cool, I didn't even know that.
But I'm sure the game, okay, so here's another thing to counter the logic that I just said
is like, okay, it's a brand new game, first of their IP, whatever, and it could have been
less money.
But here's another counter to my own argument of that logic is if the game was $20 cheaper,
probably wouldn't be that many more people actually buying it. Regardless,
people will pay the price, you know. If it's $20 cheaper, it's not magically gonna
get a million more sales. It might get a couple thousand more sales, maybe, but the
people who are gonna buy it are gonna still buy it, you know, like myself. So
So I get why the game price is a little higher, because it doesn't change that much.
You drop a game from 50 bucks to 30.
Hey.
You're not selling that much more.
You'll probably lose, Bunny, to be honest.
What's up fellas, I'm gonna have to fight every single one of you guys, so here we go.
Come on!
I am definitely weaker as a human.
Oh, I wanted to do these trials, didn't I?
Definitely weaker as a human.
Big time.
How many guys are in here?
Oh my god
Yeah
No, no, no, no.
It's just a little...
Yeah
I have a really lock in every single time.
time I do that. Like, you have no idea the amount of focus I'm going through trying to
watch everyone's fucking sword, seeing who's gonna step in front of me.
The game's camera angle's kind of jank, but I think it's... it's gonna sound weird, but
I think it's part of the difficulty. It's like using the jank-ass camera to be like,
okay, how do I position myself in a way where I can see everyone coming at me?
Because if it was way too smooth, I'd feel like it'd be too easy to do it.
Alright, um, am I breaking these barrels? What am I doing?
I have the keys to the higher-frequency system.
If I was a vampire, you would all be dead. You're all lucky.
Oh, God! What are you waiting for? Let me out! Let me out!
Shut the fuck up, Franco! Don't listen to this traitor!
I'm not sure what he's talking about.
He's a snitch.
Told Ambrose's men we're traded with the manumits.
That's why they rounded us up.
Lice!
I wouldn't be down here if I worked with the leeches, would I?
Um...
Do I set him free or do I keep him locked out?
Let's see number three here.
three here these are some serious accusations anything to support them they paid him off
they must have one day he was poor as a church mouse the next he had a clinking purse at his side
i had looked playing cards that's all there is to it this guy might be a liar i actually think
he did help them i'm sorry brankham but you're staying where you are
What? No, no, no! I beg you!
I'm innocent! I swear!
That's not enough. Not for me, anyway.
No! No! Please! No!
Oh!
Shut your trap, backstabber.
Serves you right.
Thank you for everything.
Please, come by our camp later.
Oh!
I'd like to repay you.
Ooh!
Repay me with what?
Let him rot.
Hmm, hmm.
Okay.
Where's his camp?
I'm assuming I'm going to fight this guy soon.
When anger level reaches maximum, you'll unlock a side quest tide at this record.
Am I- it's already very angry.
Seems pretty upset with me.
See.
Is there anything over here?
Any loot or chests or something?
Let me have a pretzel.
Let me make some pots, actually.
Ooh.
I can make four, that's enough.
Oh, where did I get this?
Maximum vampiric health, vampiric health segment regeneration per second.
Okay, that's good for my vampire set, I guess.
Oh, I forgot I got this ring.
Oh, hell yeah.
Um...
I'm
the
the
the
All right, I guess that was it, there's really nothing here.
I'll take my Ryzen 5 5600 and 2060 to play this game.
I wouldn't be surprised if you crank that shit to a whole low.
Yeah, probably. Yeah.
Okay, I want to see if there's anything going on in this like town or
You know, let me go to let me go progress this
Anka story a little bit because like all I've been doing in this fucking game. I'm not gonna lie has been fighting
It's just been combat after combat after combat after combat after combat and more combat and it's just exhausting
I'm tired of fucking fighting
Give me something like I'm gonna go meet with her and maybe I'll get something more interesting
Okay
Blood. Signs of struggle.
Yo!
He attacks so fast! I'm blind!
Oh, Perry!
Oh! I'm dead.
Alright, listen, I don't know those moves.
I've never seen this guy.
He just fucking...
I'm not starting these monsters.
Actually, I have seen this guy before.
Oh, wait! Yeah, I think this guy's like the star of the game.
Dude!
What? That's unfair!
I'm dead. I don't want to heal.
Out of principle, I don't want to heal.
Where'd he go?
I'm not healing
Not healing.
Okay, maybe I should heal.
Okay, I healed. I pussied out. I pussied out. I pussied out so hard. Oh. Oh, mama,
That's a spicy meatballa.
Max Dam 9% weapon damage and damage against supernatural enemies.
It's not great when I'm a vampire, but the weapon damage is useless.
Dammit is good, I guess.
Oh, let me drink this vile.
Actually, I might need to be a vampire to do it.
I think. I think I need to be a vampire to drink. Oh, never mind.
Nope, I don't.
That gave me corruption, yeah?
Or, what did it give me?
Oh, I got this, Scarlet Shield.
Restores 20% of health segment after a perfect block. It's a passive, right?
20% chance to also trigger after a directional block and 10% chance after Omni Block.
That's... actually not bad!
I
Was for anything
Pick up a letter from father
I saw the shine Posh's quarter of the city
Interesting
It's kind of funny, this guy's voice, he...
I feel like they...
It's like, I feel like they wanted to kind of make a Geralt's-ish character, like the
way he talks sometimes, like he's trying to be that.
I'm looking for
the sponsors victims. I already killed it though.
There is a lot of blood.
Another soldier.
What's left of him?
What's left of blood transport? The barrels have been emptied.
Something hit the cart from the side. Something strong.
So the monster snubbed the blood, attacked the soldiers and fell on what was in the barrels.
This is kind of where I wanted to go anyway. I wanted to go to this town.
Well, let me go to Anka first.
Another monster to kill.
Chalker? Where is she?
is
Games really dark it's not that dark. It's daytime while it's raining so it's a little cloudy, but
Wait, I don't want to kill these guys.
Alright, guys, I'm going to go this way.
Oled debuff.
Oleds don't make things darker.
They just make...
They just make black, I guess, like, look better?
I don't know.
I don't know how to...
It's weird how to explain an Oled, right?
Because, like, it doesn't make it darker, it just makes the black more black.
Because, like, on the non-Oled, it's, like, gray-ish.
I don't know.
I'm here.
Owen, good, I was getting worried.
How are you holding up?
I'm fine, mostly. Just focus on the task at hand.
One thing at a time. Best you can do, I think.
I mean it most people would have just crumbled under the weight you're carrying
I'd be glad to get some of it off my shoulders the sooner the better right
A convent. It used to be a peaceful place. A refuge. Not anymore. I'm not sure what we'll
encounter there. Not exactly. But it's not likely to be smooth sailing.
happen there? I'm not sure. It all played out after I had left. All I know is soon after the plague,
the entire place was enveloped in a thick fog. Day or night, sun or rain, it hangs over the convent
like a shroud. No one has seen the sisters since, and the few who've tried have never heard of
again doesn't quite well no it does not so before we set out make sure you're
ready for anything already I think I'm ready let's go then where are we going
what are we doing what's happening I think it's HDR settings I don't have
HDR amounts I don't think this game has HDR as a setting I mean that's not
possibility you can't even put HDR on. What is my quest? We're exploring some fog with
Unca? Windows HDR? Oh fuck no, I ain't never using Windows HDR, that's crazy.
Oh that's a lot of fog.
I'm on the road. Come to me.
I got to wait for her dialogue.
Open your stream and check what we see.
Okay, let's see.
Is it actually dark?
Let's see.
Well, this is kind of a bad example because we're in the fog.
It's not dark! It's... what is so fine?
It looks exactly like my game looks.
But that's because of my monitor, I guess.
Here, let me... okay, let me... let me... let me look at it on my other monitor.
My shit monitor, my BenQ.
I mean, this is a bad example because it's obviously really bright here.
This is not dark at all.
We'll see if it gets darker.
I don't. I don't seem dark to me.
Cut open.
No. Look at how jagged the edges are.
Something ripped his stomach apart.
He died screaming.
In pain, fear.
Or both.
Jesus.
What could have done all this to him?
fear will know the answer sooner than we'd like I don't think I'll find anything else here
the soul's like no it's funk
the thickest milk it's gone sour right what is that smell
rotting bodies.
Oh my god.
Jesus.
My god.
His legs.
Something just ripped them off.
Come in. Let's go.
Whatever did this might still be nearby.
I'm not ready for a boss fight, but let's see me like this fucking can you hear that
mission so stuttery dude what's happening
I recognize it. It's Lulunberun. Do you realize what that means? They're alive. Alive, after
all. Come, come in.
Come. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not seeing anything darker now, but I'll...
I'm back and
What's up grandma?
Okay, she locked me in the corner.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
What happened?
That was a jarring.
Oh God. Look. Her face. It's... it's just gone. I must have known her. She had food with her. Slept under the same roof.
But now is this possible? To make a corpse walk again?
Not by prayer. That's for sure.
I don't know, I keep looking at my stream on my other monitor.
It's like, I don't know, I feel like I'm...
I could like wash it out, I guess.
Like this.
I don't know, maybe that'll help.
You should bury her.
Indeed, but first I want to look her over if you insist
It just looks like shit now though doesn't it doesn't it just look washed out
All black so it's the plague that killed her. I won't put her back to life
You all got some poopy ass monitors, but that's okay.
Here, we'll meet in the middle.
one
three, there we go
dude, what is this 30 FPS cutscene?
I
Swear some cutscenes are 30 FPS and some are not I don't really know why but
Zombies.
I think it's high time you tell me what the hell is going on.
I know as much as you do.
She...she came back to life...again!
Anka...please.
You insisted we check the body. What were you looking for?
Really.
You don't know what you're asking.
Hello?
I
Tell me more about this Leonica
What can I say a true nobleman's daughter
arrogant 40 hotty whip smart fuckers hotty the convent as per that mean
She fell in love with the wrong man
There was a child
The child she never knew
We grew very close
too close maybe. What do you mean? No one can have you as much as your friends.
Go on. I thought Leonica would share in my passion that we'd taste this forbidden
fruit together. Instead she called me a witch, the Devil's whore, and then
and denounced me to the prioresse.
I protested.
But nobody listened.
They threw me out like a flea-ridden mongrel.
What followed, I can only guess.
Looks like someone continued to play with magic, then,
even after you were gone.
Yes.
And without much restraint, it seems.
Some of these books, they were kept in padlocked chests,
written in a language I didn't understand.
I knew they were trouble, that they've led down a path of no return.
Sounds dangerous, all of it. Like something I shouldn't be fooling with.
It feels like I led you down to the very gates of hell, I know, but it'd be a waste to turn back now
The library it holds the answers you seek the library
What's in it for you? What's in it for you? I'm only trying to help
Your eagerness I
Find it hard to be you as nothing else calling you back. Oh, I I guess you're right
When I first heard people saying something was off at the convent, talking about the
unnatural fog and the tortured groans, I felt this pit in my stomach.
I knew it was somehow connected to what I did here.
But I'm a part of this story too.
I need to know what happened here.
If I'm to blame.
Okay.
Difficult around the hardest.
food?
let me eat like a pretzel or something
here I'll...
pickle
delicious
we're running a library to get a book
book you know
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Excuse me, sorry, excuse me.
Mother Bernice used to keep this place so tidy.
She made me scrub these floors for hours.
It was punishment.
What for?
She'd always find a reason when she was in the mood.
Oh no.
All of them.
They're all turned.
Mary.
The way they keep yelling about it.
As if they were still alive.
Like a bad dream.
When you can't wake up from...
...their library. It's right there, see?
But there's no way we can sneak past them.
I'll figure something out.
But I have to get my head around this place first.
Well, you couldn't have come with a better guide.
Well, uh, look, a smoke coming from one of the chimneys over there.
It's the infirmary. Maybe some of my sisters survived this madness and hit there.
Well, I'm checking you out.
It is indeed. Because there's a corridor connecting this building to the library.
Okay, that's an optional.
That must be the chapel.
Correct.
Sentina's final resting place.
I wouldn't be too surprised to see her up and about too.
Okay.
What's that?
I kinda wanna do all the optionals. I wanna check out this whole place.
We finally have an interesting fucking quest in this game.
Telling us what to work and not play.
Finally, instead of just killing everything.
But now, it's tolling for no one.
The nuns, they're wearing bells.
Is that normal?
No, not at all. Someone... Someone must have wanted to keep tabs on them. But who?
They're like a kitty.
Alright, they're watching off.
I'll be back as soon as I figure out how to get into the library in one piece.
I'll stay put then.
If you want to ask any more questions about the convent, let me know.
It'd be nice if I was a vampire.
Please.
You've seen all these creatures.
Do you think Cohen has that it factor potential of Geralt before he became famous?
I mean, I feel like it's less about, I feel like it's less about Geralt having the it
factor and more about the game just being popular.
Like if this game just, if this game was popular and then they made another one and
then it was even more popular and then they made another one and it was even more popular,
you just like passively get that aura buff, you know what I mean?
So, I don't know.
However, what time is it?
Noon?
It's coffee time.
That's what that means.
I don't know, I'm on a weird schedule, dude.
I eat, I, okay, I wake up, I drink coffee in the morning at the exact same time.
I take a shit at the exact same time.
I eat breakfast at about the same time.
I have my second cup of coffee at the exact same time I eat lunch same time
shake same time
Sleep Jim, whatever
I've always been a I've always been a man with no habits and no routine and I'm trying to have one now
And that starts with a coffee at noon I'll be back
I'll be right back
I just figured I'd give you the update coffee is T minus one minute.
Is it really long game?
Is it?
That's good.
It's something to play.
So I'm just basically, my plan is to just play this game until War Dogs on Thursday.
And then on Thursday I'm gonna just play War Dogs 12 hours a day and then Friday I'm gonna
play for another 12 hours and then Saturday I'll be at BlizzCon.
I won't be able to play on Saturday, but I'll be back on Sunday.
I like the cut.
I've got my hair cut like forever ago.
But thank you.
Think my hair just looks different because I'm not wearing my headset right now, but yes
I can watch your warthogs gameplay all night super fun dude, it's so easy to play
And you can do anything. It's very fun
For how long who knows
Yeah. No PoE2. I don't care about the 0.55 or whatever it is. I'll play PoE2 December 11th.
After a few years not seeing Trout, looks like he's hitting middle age. Well I am 32 years old.
It's not middle aged yet, but close. We're very close. Was it 35?
It's 45 now, so thanks to COVID.
Oh, wait, middle age ain't 35?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Okay, I go get my coffee. It should be done.
If... maybe.
Traps getting checked I wish I wish
Trying but hey, thank you for the gift of zombie
An actuation point of use energy would I think I use
I'll get back to Don Walker in a second. The coffee should be done haircut. No, no, not haircut
Like I said earlier a headset off for a second
Actuation point on my keyboard is one. Oh wait to her
To
And I feel like that's not what I used to use
I think my settings got reset to I feel like I used like 1.5 before but I don't care about an actuation point that much
All right, I'll be right back, one second.
All right, we're back.
Most streamers are in the 30s now, PAO is 43.
All right.
Now, we take a piss and we play.
Is your room four meters high?
My desk is standing, man.
Look, it goes up and down.
Look.
My chair's right here.
I'm standing.
I'm like six foot two, bro.
It's on me.
I'm going to sit now because I'm tired of standing.
Would you say TJ 5'3 on a good day?
TJ shut the fuck up!
You know I noticed about myself the other day?
I was staring at myself naked in the mirror.
body and I noticed I have really long legs and a really small torso and that's
where my height fails me. It's in my torso.
That's what it is.
The gym paying off, you looking damn good.
Thanks TJ, I know you're just hyping me up, but thank you.
That's a good friend right there.
That's a good ass fucking friend.
Fuck yeah.
Appreciate it.
How the fuck do I get out of this building?
Let me out of here!
Where the hell are you?
Oh.
Alright.
So am I just gonna murder everything?
I could probably sneak around.
Okay, we're gonna try to get to the chapel.
We're gonna ignore this for now.
Voices.
Someone's there.
Excuse me guys, I'm just gonna...
They don't see me, they don't see me, they don't see me, they don't see me, they don't see me, they don't see me...
Uh-oh.
What are these?
Are they friendly?
I think we're good.
I don't think they attacked me.
I don't think they attacked me.
Alright, um...
I'm gonna get in here.
Yeah, I could read that.
That's a tinnitus.
T-tinn-tinnitus.
Sorry, I'm exploring.
I know where I'm supposed to go.
I'm supposed to go into the library, which is the building right over here, and then
the infirmary is right over there.
But it says I can go into the chapel and I don't know how, so let me just keep
running around until I see a big giant door like this.
Jesus, that was pitch black.
Okay, that with this right here, this, this is what you guys were seeing before, because
that's pitch black.
What the fuck?
Maybe you guys are onto something, maybe the game has like some weird, maybe it's got
something wrong with it's fucking lighting, I don't know, that's weird as shit.
It's literally pitch black.
Alright, what's up?
I am here.
I am going.
I'm going.
I'm looking like TJ for real. Sorry. God.
Damn it, dude. He just hyped me up and I'm bringing him down.
I'm the worst. I didn't mean that.
TJ, I hope you're not here.
Fucking hell.
He's here. God damn it. I'm sorry.
It's never gonna happen again. TJ, I will never insult you again.
Bring your iron out. I make it. I give you my word.
Oh shit. One more time segment and I'm a vampire.
What's this?
Santina prays the ruins. Finds a treasure chest.
Okay, is this like puzzle?
I don't know if I'm going to find out, I guess.
Holy Spirit leads Tina to some ancient ruins.
I just have to go down there.
I think I'm reading this mural backwards.
Because I went from a chest to ancient ruins to...
Santina.
Yeah, okay.
So, Santina finds a...
Sines ruins.
In the ruins there's a chest of...
What was it?
It was just a...
No.
Just a...
I can't look at it again.
Just a gold or something?
Oh, there's more.
Okay, let's try to read this one correct.
Wait, what if this one reads this way?
I don't know.
Okay, I'm reading it the right way.
It wraps like that, okay.
Okay, so, all right.
Okay.
She's helping people, working miracles with her famous amulet, the relic.
Okay.
The magical, the magical amulet?
The saints last days, and a dissension to heaven.
Okay, all right, oh come back to life
Is this her no way it's her right it's probably some random
It's so fucked up that with this compel soul thing you hear the last words from the person
that you do that to.
It's just so gross.
Just gross.
Gross. Just gross. Okay, um, Rosary.
What the fuck is that?
Is that a quest item? Where'd it go?
I picked it up. I'm assuming it was a quest item, because it's not in my inventory.
Prayer book, rosary prayer book, am I doing anything special with these?
Anything up here?
Chas.
Chas.
Oh, Chas.
Useless.
You already forgot about the interrogation mechanic?
Oh, what do you mean? I already did the compel soul thing.
Oh, you're saying...
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Now that I have those items, that's probably hers.
And, yeah, you're right. I see what you're saying.
to make it so you can have an actual conversation-ish.
Yep, you're probably right. Hold on.
I kinda forgot.
Let's see if this works now.
Yeah, use catalysts.
Rosary.
That's Mark! All of you! In the name of the Lord!
How dare you disturb the saints' rest! Tear in a bloody apart!
All the father and the heaven world of hosts, guide your sister, come in here, let her find safety in the sacristy.
That doesn't help me at all.
What?
So Pilgrim's tortiners body to pieces, opening the saint will protect them, but the relic,
We already knew that.
Oh my god.
Useless.
I guess that's it.
There's nothing else in here.
I'm assuming we'll get the relic at the end of this quest.
That is my guess.
Oh
I'm going in here
Great time to get to work. Maybe one of these guys has the key I
Could kill them all to be honest. It's gonna take a while, but I could do it
I need to understand where they, wait they get resurrected, don't they?
Oh, I'm an idiot.
I'm stupid, I don't know, and they, yeah, it was a waste of my time, they get res.
like self-reviver.
And I do. We should talk.
Step aside, Marko.
Sir, our orders!
I know them better than you do. Go!
Surprised to see you here.
I could say the same to you.
I was sent to M'Knyaz's orders.
You, I imagine, were not.
Your business here, stated in plain words.
I'm looking for something. Certain books.
Ah, guess you're hoping to access the corridor upstairs.
It crossed my mind, yes.
I should have you bound, tortured, killed.
But you're outside and managed to stay alive somehow.
You might prove useful. I'll make you an offer.
an offer. There's an item we're sent for. Something the Knyaz needs. Bring it to me,
and we'll give you the keys. Let you pass.
Let me guess, it's literally...
Princess must be after something precious. Otherwise, you'd have left already. Fog or
no fog. So you can't go back without it.
You're testing my patience. Yes or no.
What is it you're after?
A necklace used to belong to Santina. She was buried with the inside.
I'm not giving them that necklace. That's crazy.
They seem quite agitated as it is.
All right, I'll do it.
A necklace in exchange for safe passage to the library.
You have my word.
The path through the infirmary seems safer.
I wouldn't have to go through the courtyard.
I've already checked the chapel and the relic wasn't there.
Maybe it's in the sacristy.
This is the part of Santina's body.
It's this building, right?
Requires key.
Oh, what's your look at that?
Very good.
Yeah.
Left checking out.
Is that her?
The plague gone out.
No.
Must have been sick already when she hid here.
That hit. Is that the necklace?
This must be Sainteine's relic.
She had to protect it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, just take the necklace.
Witchcraft ability, damage, witchcraft ability, health cost, activation charge, restoration
from actions.
Actually a pretty good necklace if you're trying to do like a caster build, like a witchcraft
build.
I don't really care about that though, so I might...
I don't know, we'll see.
Check out the bell tower.
What's the bell tower?
Is this the bell tower?
Could be a witch? Yeah, there's witchcraft.
The game has, during the day, your sword master plus you could do a bunch of witchcraft stuff.
stuff so like look at all these spells right, compel soul, burning blood which is like damage over time,
life lock which reflects damage, soul reaping which is life steal and keeps them away from you,
ravenous flock is like an AoE every time you swing.
This one's pretty good, higher crit chance and crit damage on target, that's a pretty insane spell.
This one gives you regen. This one extends the duration of any witchcraft abilities.
Ooh, that's pretty good. You kind of dabble in a little bit of everything.
You dabble in vampire, you dabble in witchcraft. They're all pretty useful.
By the time you're like level 50, you'll have points everywhere.
He's gonna resurrect. What am I here for?
No.
Alright.
Give him the necklace and see what happens.
You want to stay good about the combat?
I think it's really good.
You could tell they put all they you could tell they put most of the effort into the
combat because it's so you do it so much.
You're back.
Good.
The necklace.
Do you have it?
I do.
Yes.
Hand it over.
Then we can get out of here and let you pass through.
Then we can get out of here and let you pass through
What happens if I say I changed my mind I'm not helping you I'm curious
Changed my mind
I'll keep it. I knew not to trust you. Man kill him
Fucking bastard!
Okay.
I need to feed.
Welp.
Now I'm a vampire.
Quest ended, the most precious thing.
Huh.
Any of these books useful to me?
Oh, oh yeah they are.
I'm gonna have to fuckin' clear my inventory here soon.
What's my weight lookin' like?
Oh, Wubbubble's full! Okay, we're gonna have to do some inventory...
um, management.
There's so many books. Most of them are useless, but...
Let's not... okay, it's... it's filling up a little bit, but there we go. It's a good book.
I kind of wish you could hold right-click and the items, like...
Instead of just saying it's lootable like I kind of wish it would be like blue or purple if it had an item inside
That's actually worth my time because it's kind of annoying looking through all of these
Like literally all this stuff is useless, but there's like sometimes there's something in there
Jesus Christ, I don't see there's a book there
Which reminds me of Oblivion.
You're like going through when you're reading all the books.
Just get a little bit of skills.
Oh.
Oops.
Alright guys.
Are you like a vampire or is there an in-between thing?
Oh, you're like a... you're like an afflame or something.
You're one of a kind.
Missed the book, I saw it, but I just didn't care.
I saw it on the ground, I was like, eh, what's the likelihood that that book is actually
gonna have something useful?
Look at all these books, Jesus Christ.
Did they actually... did the devs write stuff?
Oh my god, they actually did.
Jesus Christ.
That, they, okay, there's actual, like, text here.
Somebody's gonna read all of this.
It's not gonna be me.
I'll get the damage book, though.
And then that book.
And then that book.
And then, uh...
Yep.
Get that recipe.
And we're good.
And I got to keep the relic.
Oh yeah, I can change my gear now, hold on.
Um...
Actually, never mind. We have all the right gear on, I think.
You're back.
Yes.
I've opened up a path.
I must say, I harbored some doubt that you'd be able to.
I see I shouldn't have so we go there now, but rather not linger. He's the worst
Let's go get those books gladly lead the way
There's vampire Elder Scrolls or vampire witcher probably closer to vampire witcher
Because it's made by the people who worked on with sure it
I would say a game like Avalod is closer to Eldritch and Outer Worlds is closer to Fallout.
I liked Outer Worlds too, I don't know.
Speaking of which, hold on, Outer Worlds 2, Outer Worlds 2 DLC, when the fuck are we
getting this DLC?
It's just been incognito for like ever.
We still don't have a date.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
Ah, here we are.
Finally.
Follow me.
Follow me.
Are you going to stream the Nintendo event tomorrow?
I don't really care about Nintendo, but I don't know what F, N, A. Probably not, realistically.
The only thing that's going to be cool is the Zelda remake.
How many books? What are they worth? A village?
If you found the right buyer, much, much more. But to me, they're priceless. Each a different
world, a trove of treasures. After we're done, I'll take as many as I can carry. And I'd
encourage you to do the same. Whatever's left behind will soon rot or fall apart.
new emerging. Words copied again and again by generations of scribes across centuries.
Only to disappear into thin air. Like smoke.
The books were after, but they likely to be somewhere here.
Somewhere, yes. But not out in the open.
Less innocent nuns should stumble upon them.
I haven't had no sore. I've had a bad one too.
I was really fond.
Come on. Give me a hand.
A Vow to's like a seven and a half easy.
I would replay a Vow. Now that it has more DLC, for sure would.
The combat in the game was fun, genuinely.
The world was kind of flat, but the combat was good.
Come in.
Come in.
How'd it was, Slop?
No, it's just wasn't as good as a game that had 10 times more blood.
Really that's simple. Do you watch like a movie like Obsession and think it's Slop or do you think
They did pretty good with the limited resources that they had, you know
It's kind of the way you have to view it.
There are dozens of bodies down there.
If they rise up too.
We're in for quite a ride.
Just when you think things can't possibly take a turn for the worse.
We haven't got much choice except go down there.
Yes. Into the abyss.
Moments like this.
I wish there truly was someone up there looking after us.
Caring.
That's not right, that's not how that door... that's not right.
It's really dark down here.
Jesus!
Like the plague?
Holy fuck!
Oh my god!
Yo, yo, ah-yah-yah-yah!
Bro that was so unnecessary!
I hate when they do that shit.
Wait, I'm using my sword, I should be using that.
Close.
down here somewhere let's keep moving after you off to you
This is a clear clause away, man.
Ooh, I'm gonna suck on these raps.
I'm gonna have to vendor here after this mission big time big time
How are you holding up?
You needn't concern yourself with me. I'll be fine.
Ow.
I'm dead, none.
Um, so...
I can't see shit.
I'm just trying to get a little bit of health.
What was that?
Razor claw vile.
Okay, the worrisome part is I feel like I'm going to eat somebody by accident.
Wait, can I eat her?
Oh my god, I think I could...
You think it can happen, let's see.
As long as my HP is under one segment,
anyone I talk to, I will basically eat them.
And I don't know if that counts for her, she's the main character.
this isn't ink it's blood I'm pretty sure it can happen oh Jesus but here's
magical the devil knows the devil can do all make him listen I don't like the
sound of any of that I can't read this part
Gems of words, exclamation marks.
And here, it just says, no, no, no, no, for half a page.
And to think this convent was built to sing praise of the Lord's name.
Look at it now.
All right, let's see.
Okay.
At some point I'll have a conversation with her and we'll see.
I think I'm gonna have to fight another nun though.
So fucking dark.
Jesus.
Great.
Wait, am I going that way?
Sorry, I can't see because it's dark.
That's right.
Oh, great.
Okay, I'm gonna have to heal.
do vampires use for health?
Ooh, leeches.
Like leeches.
And then the vials of blue.
Okay, I could probably just use freely these green vials.
I have so many blue ones.
I'll use a leech, though.
In what world are you locking out of that guy? Like, in what world?
I'm still fairly low.
lazy to eat these rats.
I think I'm about to find something really important out about myself.
Just a thought.
You see all these fucking visions down here?
Oh, that's her friend!
Ask...
Orcally...
Prepare...
Please...
You need to stop!
No!
Don't touch anything!
We're not your enemies.
Don't talk to me!
Did you see what I did?
Did you see?
The devil listens!
She has a bell on which makes me think she's not the head hancho here.
The plague! But he's everywhere!
Tons of pilgrims, bars of rotting gold, then...
Swarms of flies!
I prayed, and I prayed...
Paternoster, Paternoster...
Cui es in Chilis, a Duvenos...
And then, I remembered...
The secret library...
The forbidden box...
They promised...
To find it itself!
Break its curse inside!
Oh, Yonica...
God didn't answer our prayers. Oh no! But the devil did, and he asked for blood.
Why does the game's animation's bad? Bro. I mean this in the kindest way, but why do you think?
Like just... just think for a second. Just think. Really just...
You just try.
You need to put the knife down.
No, no, no, no!
The moment she finishes carving that sitchow, we'll be in a lot of trouble.
You.
You and your sweet words.
Do you want to taste forbidden fruit?
Bend reality with mere words.
I'll listen to you in the end.
Follow Daniel, footsteps. Aren't you proud of me, sister?
Cohen, please. We have to stop her.
Hey, she's in a bone prism.
Oh
Oh
This is fucked up guys
What?
That's my...
He's not...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
What the fuck is that? I worked so hard!
How did she wobble combo'd me? Fuck!
This is a long fight, holy shit.
I would have thought.
Arm, arm, arm. I gotta watch the whole cutscene. You didn't even save in the thing.
Dude, no way, I have to do this every time?
I think I'm a little underleveled for this.
Actually, I know I'm a little underleveled for this.
I think those these ads are supposed to be
I'll say bad so far. I think these ads are supposed to be an activation farm.
I
Yeah.
I
I was too bad. I was too bad.
Let me get to her. And maybe it's not too late, maybe?
Sorry. She gave me no choice.
Oh, Leonica.
First try.
It's easy we couldn't do more for her.
It's easy to go a step too far.
Go down a path you can't turn back from.
How far would she have gone, I wonder? Have we not interrupted?
There are more notes here. Maybe they'll tell us about her intentions.
Yeah, I've noticed these bosses have like a large health bar and then a large stamina bar
or whatever and then you burn the stamina bar and once that stamina bar is gone then their health
bar is like... it's like deceiving. It's like their whole health bar is actually their stamina
bar and once you break the stamina bar they just die in like two hits. That seems to be a
comment oh another witch dude all these witchcraft gear man I'm not trying to be
a witchcraft build I get in there all good
fun fight though I've got an edge to play war dogs nothing can yeah well dude
It's out in three days. Literally three days. You're gonna be all right. Go place the brood
scape. Go vibe out. It'll be chilling. It'll be chilling.
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
What is it?
The heck she meant to cast. It was to lift the curse. Set the nuns free. And I told
you to stop her we couldn't have known maybe if we had reasoned with her and
she was insane speaking in riddles I I have to finish what she started what you
can't be serious I owe it to her to them please don't stand in my way
I think I let her do it, to be honest, I think I let her do it.
Just give me those damned notes.
Throw the notes in the fire, there take them.
I'm gonna let her do it, I think.
Here you go.
I wish I could get you to drop this.
You can't.
More importantly, I know you wouldn't.
Take them then.
Thank you.
I think she's better than that other girl, so she won't go crazy.
I think she'll handle it.
Genuinely.
Can't wait for Diablo to show up.
Or she may have just exploded.
all of them
saved
Immortal remastered Diablo Diablo 5
What happened down there?
What do you think?
I'm just concerned.
I paid for my sins.
And I committed new ones.
God have mercy on my soul.
So, what happens now?
Gather the books.
We'll go through them together.
Why do you think you're up for it?
If there's one thing that can soothe me now, it's reading.
I wanna read!
Come.
Go without me. I'll join you later at the end.
Um, so I'm assuming this is like choose this one.
I don't know. I'm assuming it's choose the option to like do the quest now or do it later.
Think?
I don't want to, I want to do this later. I want to go, I want to vendor.
I want to sell my you know trash and fucking figure out my inventory
I'm gonna do go without me. I'll join you at the end later. I'm hoping that that doesn't mean I lose the quest
Go without me. I don't know I'll join you at the end later as you wish
Just be safe is all
That's a cool quest in your lane
Nope.
Didn't even get a level.
And all that. Didn't even get a level.
We saved this place, though.
Study the forbidden books with Anka.
Okay, so the quest is still...
Okay, so that quest is still there.
I wanted to go here,
and I wanted to see what this town was about.
Actually, since it's night time, let's go hit this tower real quick.
Don't mind me.
It's just the fastest way out of here, I think.
Just slide it down some rocks.
There.
What did I get again?
Fuck.
Whoa!
That was a different vision, that was cool.
So we have a witchcraft, we got a witchcraft ring, which is ability, health, cost, ability,
damage, and activation charge, and the same thing on this.
But both of those in combination are probably pretty nasty
You're doing Dill's difficulty with no parries nope with no parries, what do you mean?
Like literally not parrying at all. No, I'm parrying
You
I'm not gonna lie, doulos difficulty is really hard at the beginning.
But after that, it's not so bad.
But at the beginning, it's fucking insane.
I died like 20 or 30 times in the first couple hours of the game.
But yeah, it's not so bad now.
The very first tower that I had to clear, I died so many times.
It was this tower...
No.
I never cleared this tower with the book.
It was this tower or something.
I don't know. One of these towers I cleared and it was...
It was hell on earth.
I think I died like 30 times.
But now I got used to it.
Now it's not so bad.
The dead should stay the place.
Okay, okay.
That was an over.
The hard part is just knowing what mobs are facing, right?
Like, that guy looked like he was hitting me from the left, but he was hitting me from the over.
That's like the hardest part about the game, to be honest.
But once you get used to the mob, like, humans... humans are piss. They're so easy.
Finally. Took a little bit, but...
Really random off-topic, but the new lantern show?
On HBO? Pretty freakin' cool.
Mad.
Heh heh heh.
I just love watching television shows. I don't know what it is.
Me and Hannah watch so much TV, but not a lot of movies.
Why is that?
Why is it that me and Hannah love watching TV, but when it comes to movies they don't
watch as much?
That would be a reason for that.
Everyone right now, there's so many TV shows.
Yeah, maybe that's why. Maybe there's just more TV shows.
Okay, so I think I want to go in the city during the day.
Clearly this quest is a quest that you do during the day.
But there is these Cathedral Towers that I could do since it's nighttime to utilize nighttime.
Let's just do that, I guess.
Have you seen Night of the Seven Kingdoms yet?
How many time segments, this is three time segments, I don't want to do that yet.
Tidal ending was so good, oh the new season, yeah dude, and then the fact that they're
making another season within like within the year when there is a
thing. Sorry.
Making my way downtown.
Yeah, Silo's been fun. It's been a fun watch.
I can't wait for Dune Part 3, dude. That's like my highlight. Even more so than Avengers.
This fucking gonna be so insane.
Dude, this is so far away.
Holy moly's.
Jesus.
What a miserable angle.
What's the boss here?
Deadly Beast lives here.
Oh, there's so many things to do.
I got a goal though.
Hold on.
hold on
lunar did you ever get used to your hotel set up I tried to find mine and I
have no fucking clue I was gonna use it for the last day of the war dogs beta but
I just I genuinely don't know where my hotel setup is I maybe I gave it away
and misplaced it I have no fucking clue
Fuck no, that shoots for 40 plus stats.
My assumption about us is it is really good for flying and maneuvers, but not so good
with aiming.
That's my guess.
All right, so we're here at this town, this game is stuttering like crazy, it's driving
me mad.
This is cool, this is the first like actual city in the game.
Why is my game stuttering like this though actually?
Why is it doing this?
Like what the fuck's happening?
I don't remember doing this last time I played, but it's like pissing me off.
Let me change my hurts.
I have my mouse.
No, look how bad that is.
Dude, look at this.
See this?
Look.
Look, look, look, look.
Look at this.
What is this?
What the fuck is this?
A hells happening?
Hold on, no, no, no, I need to fix this.
No, no, no, this is kissing me.
Hold on.
I need to figure out.
Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Um.
Let's see if there's any anyone having the same problem if they fixed it.
There actually is a mod, maybe.
Maybe. Eliminates PSO, Shader Compilation, Hitches, Unlock CPU Threads, Optimize VRAM,
Asset Streaming without Visual Loss.
Ah.
The mod works. I used it. Optimizer T-Bod by Aero. That one.
That the one you're referring to because I've done this I've done a mod like this in oblivion when it came out the remaster and it solved everything
Okay, let's see
How do I
How do I do it installation choose one main profile do not install multiple main profiles
Hold on let me try to fix this
you
Oh my god, I have to log in to Nexus Mods.
God damn it!
They really make you log in now, huh?
Hold on.
Sorry, this is bothering me and it needs to be fixed.
What's my Nexus Mods password?
Jesus, that's the longest password ever.
What's crazy to me is how it's crazy how a modder can fix problems like this, but it doesn't
like launch this way. You know, is that not insane? Why does a modder always every single time
have to do this in every game, every single one.
I don't get it.
All right, what do I do?
What's the instructions?
It's copy the .pack optional copy clear vision
in the same folder.
OK.
Don Walker content packs, mods, based.
Does that work?
Let's find out.
See if this model worked.
I have no idea.
Let's find out.
Let's take a little piece.
But like this game, oh, there are my browsers.
There's something.
What is showing there?
What is that?
My browser?
Is it my Discord?
I don't know what was peeking out there, but oh, it's my explorer, oh, it does move in
the file.
Alright.
Solved?
Fixed?
Or no?
Let's take a peek.
Let's take a peek.
That's about something interesting from the top.
The climb should be simple enough.
Yeah, I think, right?
Yeah, it worked.
Yeah.
Yeah, very good.
Oh.
Uh oh.
I'm gonna assume that that was an anomaly which has happened there.
Where the fuck's this tower?
The city's huge!
Oh my god!
Actually massive!
I gotta fish again, hold on one sec.
I'm AFK'ing, fishing while I play.
I want to be useful to my group and Iron Man.
Alright, where's this tower?
I mean, that's clearly the tower. I don't know how to get up there.
Oh, that's stupid as hell.
Noisestat, I'm with the Jewish community.
Gewandhausplatz, heart of commerce.
That'll be all.
Okay.
Whoa.
Dude.
This town is massive!
Oh my god.
It's so dark.
We're gonna clear all these towers, and then...
We'll swap to daytime.
I'm assuming I gotta go up. Yep.
The climb should be simple enough, for sure.
I don't not have enough stamina for this climb.
Maybe?
Actually, maybe?
I think I have to take the scaffolding, but I don't want to go to the other side, so
I'm going to try something.
Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
Didn't I already search that from the other spot?
Fenton Rudle's cemetery.
Felt to the brim with victims of the plague.
Nice stat.
And with the Jewish community.
These are the same places that I already searched.
What, hello?
And...
Respectful folk give it a white bath.
Nothing more to see here.
Good XP though.
100 XP as a search.
I'm leveling up.
In War Dogs.
of
the
Oh, I could just run down here.
Why am I trying to be like sneaky?
It's because I'm a vampire, so I thought everybody would freak out, but I guess they
They don't care.
Don't associate with monuments.
I'm surprised they don't care about me being a vampire, but I guess it is normal in this
world how the fuck how do I get up here yeah yo cuts out when you want a few
Okay, so same thing, yep, that's the same one.
Dope. Okay, towers are done, witchcraft thunder, okay.
I want to know what these curious houses mean, because you can only do them at night.
some are near
locked
Oh, that's something.
Okay, it gave me a quest.
Investigate the attic using focus mode.
For those of you that have beat this game, at the end of the game does the credit screen
and it's just over? Or does it let you go back in the world and explore shit?
The game's over?
Destroy the shrines.
Is it in the city?
Oh, that's this.
Like my plan was to let the family die, so...
Like you see I have 24 days left, I was just going to go until zero and then let my whole
family die.
Just because I'm curious.
I want to know what happens, but obviously don't tell me what happens, but that is
my plan. Alright, let's go see if I can vendor shit. You can put in a mod to have 90 days.
That's funny.
What are you selling?
Alright.
So, I want to sell all of these fucking books, all this shit, all this useless ass shit.
He's going to run out of money.
Alright, he's poor.
Moving on.
Surprising that these stores are open.
Hello? How are you doing?
Could be better.
I wish there was no limit to the vampire side.
I mean, yeah, you could probably get a mod for that.
What can I get you today?
There seems to be mods for everything. Like, if you want to stay permanently vampire, you probably could do that.
Show me your ways.
With a mod.
Buy something will ya
Clock crit vampire health segment regeneration
That looks cool like the picture I
Want new armor so badly. Oh, that's a good book. Oh, I should buy that I think I might not
And then I'm selling
you you you you you you you you you you you honestly I think it's how all this shit all these
greens and then all this jewelry I think we get rid of it all I don't need this shit
Um, food, need to learn those recipes, sell all junk, valuables, why can't I, I'm sure
I can't sell that, fuck these papers, I know I could read them but I do not care, I'm
I was trying to clean up my inventory.
Nice!
Look at that! We're clean!
Beautiful! Beautiful!
Very good, very good, very good.
Oh my god, it's still so messy.
Let's read this...
And read this...
And now I could get...
Armor, heavy armor.
Silver Trader, well in a few places where you can sell illegal silver.
I don't even think I have any silver.
This game just got so much bigger by the way.
Like I knew it was a pretty big game, but like this city's way, like on the map like this,
It looked pretty small like you're like, oh, it's whatever. It's just like a small city, but it's it's got a lot of shit in it
Hello, what is this place a shop?
Maybe
Maybe maybe as it may be not for you. Oh
Oh, I'm a vampire.
I'm a vampire.
I can't trade silver.
Let's pick up a bunch of side quests, because I'm a loser.
I'm gonna have to check me out.
Shit.
I guess she's been dead for a skin and bones.
She stopped to death.
Interesting.
Interesting. Is this your second playthrough? No, no, no.
This is a very good game to do multiple playthroughs, though, because, like I said, this one playthrough, I'm going to spend as much time doing, like, everything.
And then if I play again, I'm going to try to rush to, like, save your family and just see what happens.
That's why she couldn't escape.
I know you can beat the game in the first hour, but it's extremely hard to do
Let's know
Don't think these sheets were ever changed
Like me for real trying to claw away out
What kind of monster would do that to her
It is so dark in here all right, so we have another side quest I think
Ooh, big book.
Now we have one more time segment.
Oh wait, I never finished.
I never finished this class, I just want to...
Oh, we got Han.
I'm not done in there that's why she stopped
I'm not done in here there's still something in here
I don't.
Maybe I'm very confused.
Because it still showed on the map like there was something here, but...
Oh, maybe that just finished it.
Okay, we're actually done. I'm sticking.
Don't mind me.
I guess this place has been abandoned for a while now, but I guess I'll have to go
for a while now. Seems like a pet bowl. Let's take a closer look. The shelf doesn't look too heavy.
of
I think I can learn it quite an eye-catching book Latin eh someone who was doubling in
the arcane wonder where they are now burning blood manual
I think I'm done here.
Oh.
Man, now we're here.
Another day.
Alright, now you guys can see again.
Look at that.
It's bright.
Okay, so now it's daytime. Let me go talk to that silver dealer.
Hex scenes in this shout, so warn to cover your screen when you intimate
What
You mean sex scenes bro, you best believe I'm showing all the sex scenes
full zoom
enhance enhance
That's not the silver dealer
Hello? What is this place? A shop?
Maybe.
Maybe?
As in maybe not for you.
What? What do you mean not for me?
If you need to ask, you're wasting my time.
What? Goodbye then.
Yes, yes.
Wait, I'm I'm normal and he still won't deal with me
What the fuck okay, so I guess I just can't talk to
Maybe my corruption's so high or something and the silver dealer just won't fuck with me
Dude, there's so many quests. Okay. We're gonna start with the quest that I already has pretty much done
Turn this in real quick
I
Will have love we're doing heavy mastery
How am I supposed to find this?
This could be anywhere.
The monster I killed carried with a distinctive ring in its layer.
I found a letter with a merchant living in the district.
I should go there and ask around.
I don't know how to figure this out.
Maybe the innkeeper?
This is a good way of getting information.
Any rumors on any intriguing rooms work?
and
yeah you've been
and
i wish i could frame them higher though so don't we let's you frame gen two
it doesn't say just like either on or off it doesn't let you use two acts three
acts four acts
I wasn't even thinking about frame-jetting in War Dogs, because the game already runs
so nicely.
It runs at like 160 to 200, getting a nice clean 240 with 2x.
Ooh!
Okay, where do I go in this quest?
I don't know what to do with this guy, I don't know what to do with this guy, I don't know
what to do with this guy.
of
I'm just gonna go to the mountain now.
Oh god.
Just stop.
I'm trying to hide.
I'm so nice and safe.
Ah.
Thank you.
Hello there.
How do you know that?
What are you looking for?
This tapestry.
What's that symbol on?
you like it? It's good. Inspirational. My son always liked the stories he used to make up for him.
It's been a while, but I've still got it. I found this ring. It matches the symbol on your tapestry,
your family's emblem. Good Lord. You found it. Where? A monster attacked one of the Knyaz's
blood transports I killed it the ring was on its finger oh god it was my
sons a birthday gift you're saying you killed him I mean he was yep he wasn't
human anymore it was him or me and you only know what happened because I
I chose to tell you.
Not human.
How can you even?
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I've got to close the shop now.
I'm going to tell my wife.
I understand.
Take your time.
Wait until the merchant reopens the shop.
Hey, are you ready to talk?
Taking your loot all right. Well that was underwhelming
It's not quite how I wanted that to go down haunted site. Okay, so now we have plenty of things to do. There's so many quests
They're my loot my inventory is clear
We're level 16
We're gonna read these books
The map of the wayside shrines is just for a side quest, oh it's from the cellar, one
of these sellers have side quests.
Yeah, this Team of Witcher. Yeah, there's one way of looking at it. Yeah. That helps
you want to play it more, yeah, I guess. Anything to help you, um, I don't know, make
that decision to purchase it. Damn, this castle is huge. Oh, is this like fucking Dracula's
castle or what's happening here? Griefburg Castle. Can you get a horse? I don't think
so I wish I could fly yeah
I'm not a huge turn based guy unless like there's some depth there that is meaningful
like Baldur's Gate, where you're making decisions and you're crafting and curating your story.
Like, just playing turn-based games for the sake of turn-based games,
like, I'll go play a board game or something, you know?
Because that's essentially what board games are.
I don't know. I guess I find that entertainment...
differently.
There's a cave entrance over there.
Yeah, it's just a little dark down here. Just a bit.
Okay.
Okay, the Rebellion, you've got it.
Oh now this is the Shrines that were marked on the map, I see.
Oh it's right there, that's one of them right, the destroyed one.
trines there and then there's probably another here here and here I mean maybe
the quest gives you something cool I don't know I can't see anything holy fuck
where am I holy shit Jesus Christ okay so yeah the games a little dark
sometimes. You're not alone with these thoughts. Just a little dark sometimes.
In case you wonder why I always stop, I go and go back to fishing and risk it.
Let's go here. Let's fight some shit.
to
the
top of the
top of
the top of the
already in a little loot chest I see let's do it
damn those fast
I need another ability.
I'm like... oh my god.
I'm too weak in my human form.
What is happening here?
Okay, alright.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm way too weak in my human form, so I need to, I need to like, pick an ability or something after I do this fight.
Cause like, I have so much activation, and I can't use it.
Holy shit, what is this move set?
No Samo.
Come on HP.
God damn it.
I like refuse to heal.
I actually don't think I have a lot of heals like instas.
Let me see.
What do I have?
What do I have?
Five Eels?
Okay, so we have like...
Okay, we got...
I have like really shit food.
Still pop some fucking buffs.
Can I eat like a fuckin' egg-ol-y bread?
I don't have any fucking eels!
Fuck
You're gone now.
Blackbeard scuffing, gotcha.
Give me your loot.
Damage against animals and mortals.
I think fucking sucks.
I think sucks.
I really have like no...
So, Regen south...
Max health bomb...
Stamina...
Enhancing melee attacks...
These are my instant heals.
I need water and ribwort blantane and then these are my overtime heals.
What can I get on the human side to just make it so I'm a little bit stronger?
I need another ability.
That would help.
What do any roadshare do?
It's a weakened enemy's on perfect block.
That's pretty cool.
Step of witchcraft.
Yeah.
Well.
Nah.
I mean I think I just need Master Fencer and then to actually get another swordsman skill
like this, Artery Strike.
That seems pretty good.
10% chance to decap somebody?
Wait, does that work against bosses?
just pray for a decap.
Yeah.
All right, we're gonna pick the thing that gives me another skill point and then on my
next level up we'll get a new skill because that's what I'm missing on the human side because
I'm so weak.
I have all this gold activation skill energy and I can't use it because I'm always on
cooldown because I only have one spell.
So we're here, we're here, um, where is it?
Master Fencer, here you go.
Then my next level up, you know what to do.
How's the game so far?
Wasn't it gazy?
The game's good.
I think this game's really, like genuinely, it's a fun RPG.
It's very much about like getting cool items, getting cool skill unlocks and just fucking
literally just fucking shit out.
There's a lot of combat.
I don't know.
I think personally I think they did a good, like out of, I was expecting something worse,
Genuinely, I was expecting new game, new studio, they made and worked on Witcher, it's probably going to be kind of mid, but I think it's pretty good.
I think it over exceeded my expectations. I don't think it's insane or amazing or anything, but I think it's pretty good.
Well, there's my level up.
Gotta do a little exploration and we'll run him around.
Nice little game to hold you over until War Dogs, you know?
New factor in the price point is it's still worth?
I mean that doesn't...
Desecrated.
Price is a non-factor.
Looks like the shrine's missing it's heart, but maybe I could restore it.
Price is such a non-factor to me and to anyone because it's just like it's you.
You make that decision every day whether you want to buy something or not.
You know?
Like it's there's no in my opinion
There's no point of you're talking about it because that's your decision you either make a part you buy a shirt you buy a fucking a watch you buy a
New controller a keyboard a monitor a fucking game like you buy movie you buy a TV show you buy a fucking subscription
That is all on you
At the end of the day, it'll always be in any single argument.
It'll always be better if something's cheaper.
Always.
Man, I wish, like, what I bought today was cheaper.
I wish my food was cheaper.
I wish my gas- You know what I'm saying?
I wish my gas was cheaper.
I wish my games were cheaper.
But it's like, it's such a non-argument.
Because, like, of course- Oh my God, these things are gonna kill me.
They're gonna kill me in one shot.
I'm gonna die in one shot.
I'm gonna die in one shot!
They're red!
Why is it such a high level quest?
What the fuck is this?
Now should I do this, sir?
Oh!
Nah, this is und- it's not possible.
Well, it is possible, but it's like a waste of my time.
Ah
Honestly that was pretty good that was a bad that was a bad but
Uh, I don't want to fight this because I don't know why this stuff is red this quest is red. Oh, shit
nearly impossible challenge at current level this whole quest is red that's
crazy we're not gonna bother with this doable but is there a point no not
really we are going to what are we going to do we have a lot of fucking quests
this game has a lot of quests. Okay hide the red one. Oh we could do all since it's daytime.
We could do the astral communion thingies.
The best way to get there.
I was throwing dust at a ghost work
Special dust
No fast travel, that's what I'm going to do. Oh
There's one right here. I'm going to fast travel. You have to go if to go to one of those shrines to fast travel
The fuck?
Whoa, am I in a red zone? What the fuck is happening?
Mine? Like, what?
Why is everything red?
I'm going to assume this is also going to be red, let's see.
Oh, you have? Okay, just kill me, just kill me now.
Alright, so I'm in a two high levels zone, I guess, I don't know.
What's weird is the map isn't, there's no indicator that I'm in red territory, you know?
Like you see how the silts red, the woods red, the grove?
Not red.
So I thought I was supposed to be here, but I guess not.
Okay, we'll try to go to that other communion thing, and maybe that one's lower level.
of
We wanted to get, oh we don't have this, this way we can get this, I guess.
Is that a passive?
Yeah.
Fuckin' scares the shit out of me.
Yeah that skill seems like it'll be good.
It'll help a little bit
All right
See if this is
Okay, so this is hard, it's orange.
Where are you swinging, bro?
Like, hello?
Why am I so weak, dude?
Why is everything higher level than me?
Like, am I just not supposed to be this far?
I'm confused.
It's not supposed to be this far in the game or what?
These guys are very hard to fight.
I can't believe um, everything I've done so far is all orange and yellow and red.
Like, where's the stuff that's my fucking level?
What am I doing this hard ass shit?
Oh, these guys don't like witchcraft.
WTF?
Fuck!
No way...
Uh oh.
Fuck my asshole.
I can't tell what he's attacking from, like what direction, when he does those stabs.
Fuck.
I still don't get the fake HP bar!
Oh, why is there even an HP bar if you're just killing me?
Yellow bar? I still don't get it, but it's fine.
Good fight. Good fight. Good fight.
All the sleuth stinks.
Binky.
Is that a fresco?
I wonder if she has slain these monsters.
Red robes, and then here a aura.
A sorceress.
A large spider is creeping over her.
Yeah, she doesn't seem to notice.
I guess the sorceress made the mistake of celebrating victory before killing all the monsters.
I don't think I'll find anything else here.
Hm?
that
lever stopper
which craft ability cool down
weapon crits chance damage in super natural
and super national nicer
max stamina
attack stamina cost reduction. I mean that's not bad.
It's over here.
Oh, it's about to be nighttime.
AA game for AAA price. I would argue that this game is...
I would argue it's a AA game that's better than most AAA games at this current time.
That argument is absolutely valid.
What? Oh, great. Wolves.
Okay.
I'm gonna die to some dumbass wolves. Really? That's how I'm gonna go down?
Some fucking wolves?
Jesus Christ.
Fucking ass.
I didn't save.
Did I?
No I saved.
Why is the chest covered up?
Oh!
This game already sold a million copies?
That's pretty good!
That's not bad.
I wonder how much they need to break even.
of
a low
I could smell it
to submit
it
I'm curious though how much uh...
how much they need to break even, cuz a million copies is great, but...
I'm curious how much they need to break even.
I'm curious how much they need to break even.
copies is great, but do they game costs like 30 million? 20 million? 40? 50? Who knows?
Nobody knows the thumb. So you're currently gear lower your stats by 30%? 10%. But like
there's nothing you could do. You can't get proficient. Like what are you gonna wear
no armor, you know? There's only medium and heavy, um, and 66%, 66%, I need a manual plus
two skill points to get these two, right? 10% isn't that bad. Huh? Okay. Oh my, oh my.
All right.
It is weird though how I feel like I'm leveling up and everything is still orange.
What's up?
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck, I'm stuck.
Oh my god.
I'm stuck.
I need to learn the parry moveset on the fucking bear because I'm just dodging it all day.
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive! Oh my god.
I'm like always so scared to parry the bear because it hits so hard that I don't even like try
But I need to at least try because every time I bump into a bear
I just spam dodge and then it burns so much stamina
of
the 10% of every year don't stack up I mean
my and
what this is saying to me is
damage stats lowered by 10% that's what I think it means I don't think it's
saying like hey I'm 10% weaker per piece and like like overall like less
health and this and that I just think whatever the stats are on that piece of
gear is what is being lowered I think that's what it sounds like
Why was there a fucking bear here?
Well, I never know.
Does the level 6 chest matter?
I don't know.
Maybe.
I'm not sure.
Either way, I don't have anything good to replace it with, but maybe, I don't know how this game
does like, I don't know how this game does it's like scaling, like am I so weak to these
mobs because of my level 6 chess piece, like maybe because I'm level 17 and my level
6 chess piece is like bringing me down, I have no clue, I don't know how the game
scaling works at all. I know I can upgrade my gear, but it's like expensive. I'm still
I'm hoping to find something that I'm not finding shit.
This piece of gear is pretty good though.
Claw damage, damage against mortals, blood drinking restoration.
might seem like a worthy piece. I know this one's good for my other set. Stamina
gain from Perfect Blocks, Stamina cost, Dodge Stam, pretty good.
I'm going through the question mark.
Oh god, it's a beast.
This thing's gonna smoke me
Are they having me
That's good holy shit what
I'm so bad, I'm so bad.
I can't tell what the wolves do.
Oh!
Like, which direction do they attack from?
I can't tell, are they hitting left or the hitting middle or the hitting right?
That's fuckin' hard, I kicked one of them though.
Oh, Stan.
Oh, they're on the hunt.
And I'm taking my good jazz.
I think that was the right side?
Mate, in bottom I think, I think they attack from bottom.
Hold on.
Nope.
I don't understand which way they're going from.
I'm gonna bury them, but I don't know.
Sten.
Holds. They're on the hunt.
They run left, they attack from the left.
Oh, it's where they run from, you think?
It's hard to pay attention to when you're fighting like eight of them.
Well, he didn't really run from anywhere there.
Bro, they're so hard to carry.
Oh my god.
I genuinely can't tell when they're attacking.
That's insane.
That's insane.
Wolves might be the hardest things in this game.
I'm really hard.
Let's see.
Right?
How do I know if they flopped their...
No.
I'm just dammit, huh?
That's not good.
That's not good.
Yeah, no stand, man.
Take it easy
Bro, bro, oh, they're so fucking ass holy shit, they're so ass
Fuck you.
Holy shit, I'm fucking brute force on this guy.
I think I just got to kill the pack leader.
Oh, did he die?
I think he died.
Oh.
I have no spam.
That's not good.
Well, I have no Sam, that's not good.
Oh, that was too bad.
I kind of understand a little bit more, so if they run to the left, if they're like circling
you left, they're attacking from the left, but then like after that, I don't know.
After that is when I get confused.
Because I don't know which direction they're coming from anymore, but whatever.
Did I get anything for that?
why is this? what is this? okay. all right.
Mountain
Oh, great
Um, yeah, it's
Why do you lock on the other?
No, boomin.
Dude, I find it so funny how this happens every time in chat where there's a little bit of
resistance and I'm like talking about a problem and I'm like okay I let me try to
figure out where they're parrying from and like swinging from and then like I
die a couple times and there's always a little bit of resistance and they go
like why don't you just make it easier like clearly that's not the point I
could have made it easier from at any point like it's a little bit of
resistance and you're not willing to learn or try you're just like I have
Yeah, fuck it. I'll click that shit down.
What's he doing so high up in the mountains?
Not everyone has a limited time?
Well, no. That's for you.
Like that's for you to decide that but it's just like funny how I am very clearly I'm trying to
Learn and like get better and stay on the difficulty not go down
So it's like funny that
Like obviously that doesn't apply to me because I'm not you
But when people say that it just it just makes me laugh I guess
Where the fuck am I?
Oh, what are those?
Terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
Oh, there is light gear.
Like my first piece of light gear I've ever seen.
Okay, I'm wasting my time.
There's literally nothing up here.
Oh wait, am I wasting my time?
There's nothing in here.
I'm about to be 7 corruption, hold on let me suck off another goat, come here.
7!
We're at 6.
And we don't have anything else to get to 7.
Oh, here we go.
of
of
of
of
and
sneaky secret
Gary?
Is there really nothing here?
It looks like Trim's another weird
Well, secrets
There's nothing here.
There's gotta be something here.
Alright.
This place is like way too- oh, discover ancient ruins.
Whoa.
This, I feel like a blood, this is weird.
I feel like I'm playing Assassin's Creed.
Oh, I'm dying.
Er... what?
What the hell are you?
Uh-huh.
This seems like a- Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Okay, that red stuff hurts me.
This seems like this is a quest, and I don't have it.
That's not a place.
Be cool if it was like a game where you didn't need the quest and you could just
go here and it would let you jumpstart it.
it seems like this is quest related. Oh, hold on. Maybe not. Hey there. You dancing?
Not off to a great start.
Damn, that hit me.
Alright, let's get a redo here.
Let's get a redo.
What do you think?
This is the main story related?
Yeah, that would make sense.
Chew it. Chew it Wolves are so hard. And now it's like a different wolf.
Oh
Hello
Oh
I'm trying to see if I could um
If I if this is like a quest if I'm trying to if I could do it before I get to it kind of thing
Ha ha ha, coming home.
Oh my god.
I'm out of stamina.
That's not good.
These dogs are so evasive!
Oh my god.
It's like they have four legs
I'm gonna take it.
Ah, the blessing of some sort.
Those red stuff kills me, I think.
Oh, we're still going.
Yeah, this, yep, okay, so this is a quest room or something, you know?
Bizarre.
For sure.
Alright, well, at least we...
Huh.
At least we...
explored what we could, I guess.
Oh, wait.
What do we have here?
Oh maybe that makes this on his skin. Cuts.
Crying tears of blood.
This was now mortal man that's for sure. That'll be all.
Okay is that like a boss mode of fight? That's a play.
All right we'll get there. We'll get there.
We'll get there.
The good news is I have the fast travel for this area whenever I happen to get this quest.
Get the hell out of here.
You miss the wall painting though?
I don't think it matters personally.
I may have missed the one, but I genuinely don't think it matters.
Alright, let's go to the easier stuff, maybe.
This seems like it might be in an easier area, let's see.
It was a famed die if you don't make it in 23 days.
Yeah, they just... yeah, they just perished, man.
Moron's there, not to be confused with moron.
I find like a fucking deer or something.
Something vile lives here.
Yes, I'll kill you in...
a second.
I just...
want us...
I want to suck.
There's nothing to suck.
Oh, is that a human?
Hey, guys!
Perfect.
And I'll let him live so he tells the tale.
I'm seven corruption. Why did I want why did I want to be seven corruption? There was a reason I
Don't remember why
I have no clue
Oh, I think maybe it was this, no.
There's a reason I wanted seven corruption, I genuinely don't remember.
Cool downs.
Gain a buff on drinking human blood, wait, that's pretty sick.
I have no clue.
Whatever.
kill the dog first hopefully very good
What the fuck?
That was a waste of my activation.
Can you swap weapons and then use your other weapon out?
I didn't really thought about that, though, right now.
I think it's terrible.
Well, I was hoping for something good.
I got nothing to do with it.
How long is this game actually?
At first I thought it was really short, and then the more I played and the more like stuff
opened up I realized like, shit I'm gonna be here for a while.
50 hours?
Fucking crazy.
I thought you left him to tell the tale, yeah but then I needed health, well.
Death is more important than the story.
I've heard a lot of really good things about that Star Wars Zero Company game.
Heard very, very good things.
Almost every single person that's played it has said it was good.
Desecrated.
Looks like the shrine's missing its heart.
Let's see if this quest is also red.
It is good.
It's like a 7 out of 10.
Star Wars?
That's not bad.
One thing I've noticed about gamers is
They think like a 7 out of 10 is like bad
When in reality most
Movies that they probably enjoy are 7 out of 10, you know?
7 out of 10 is fantastic, in my eyes.
I mean, it should be better if more people died.
Oh, oh!
Oh, I'm out of stamina, you're abusing me!
Oh, wow.
And then the interesting part about video games is I would say most of them, anyone that we
talk about or play anyway, are like 7 out of 10s.
Like, have you guys actually seen some, like, 5 out of 10 games or 4 out of 10 games?
You know what I'm saying?
That's...
Oh!
Those games are bad!
Like...
Oh, they're real bad!
If I kill those guys man for fun
What the fuck?
I know it's fighting a bunch of animals.
of
the
death
of
of
the
That was a great opener.
Oh my.
Just absolutely dumpster, bro.
Just like, he just...
He just solo'd me.
Like, that guy just...
He's just fucking just...
The worst entrance ever and just solo'd me.
I was trying to, like, you know,
have, like, an opening hit and nothing happened.
Like, I just, like, stood there, like a dumbass.
this guy's got a lot of fucking un-gobbered
how am I this ass
Oh
Ah!
Ah, the prisoner trans-
Heh.
There should be a mod to play this as a more unbored buyer.
What?
Oh, I'm gonna eat him by accident. My health is too low.
I think.
Oh, fun.
that's good to know you keep fighting for a carry send them all back to hell and the
oriashi too while you're at it and i killed them by accident yep i'm done with this conversation
and with you yeah yeah
That happens all the time.
No!
Why are you freaking out? We eat people all the time is what we do.
Holy shit that was a lot of loot. It like packaged it in one little spot.
Human health, magical damage reduction.
Weapon critical hit damage and maximum human health. Okay, that's got to be better than the shoes that I'm rocking
Oh, wait, this is my night set though. Okay, wait, we'll use that on the other set
Weapon crit no
Not bad stamina costs and max stamina
Decent gear, actually.
Nish.
Quest!
Yeah, so what I've heard about this game is like the combat at the very beginning is
like, like, the combat I'm feeling right now is great.
Like it's really satisfying.
difficult punishing but what everyone says in this game is like once you get to
like I don't know 30 or something like something happens at the midway point of
the game I don't know if it's certain items you get or certain level ups and
then the game just becomes really really really easy and everything just falls
over but like at the beginning it is pretty challenging stuff hits you
your stamina is a little lower
and his customary among humans to begin with a greeting
you come up to soldiers and so I repeat tell what to
Hmm, let me.
Hmm.
Hmm
I
Was having
Oh shit, on increased vigilance military checkpoints appear to be throughout the valley.
Okay.
Yeah, they're um, they're a little bit, a little bit unhappy with me, let's see.
Thanks for the screenplayed short sword.
They don't like me very much.
Yeah I have this quest where I can find like a sword and I gotta find like, I don't know
I don't know if it's a quest or if it's like finding...
I like find- I found a fragment of a sword in a cave.
So that leads me to believe that there's more caves somewhere, but I don't really know where they are.
But I'm sure I'll find it eventually.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Oh, is this fighting the guy?
This might be fighting the guy.
The boss guy.
Courts.
Ambrose.
Like I think he wants to fight me now.
But yeah, the sword, I don't know if it's a quest or if I just have to find it.
Oh right here, find the other sword charts.
If I want to reforge the blade, I'll need to find the other charts.
But like, it doesn't tell me where that is, I don't think, you know?
Does it?
Actually?
I don't think it does.
I think I just have to like stumble upon it, kind of thing.
I think it does.
I don't think so. I'm tracking it right now. Oh, here's one of the things. Oh, that's crazy. Okay
Dude, there's so many of these fucking circles
of
the far left
of this
Okay, though, I don't mind.
Three perks!
Shit.
Is there something I wanted to do with these points?
More activation charges, that's not bad.
getting enemies on perfect block is pretty cool. I could get some more
witchcraft stuff I guess. Because witchcraft is its own... it's its own thing, right? It has
his own like, active ability? Oh yeah! I for sure need to do that. We need to get
more witchcraft slots, this one. So we need to go here, and then here, and now I
Now I could like put more passives and stuff in it.
Like, like soul stigmas are pretty good ability, higher crit chance and crit damage on target.
Regenerates health after active abilities, so any active ability heals me, that's pretty
good extends duration of witchcraft abilities that was also good this thing
sounds good too keeps them away you can just get one percent out of the fight
for 18 seconds and then deal with all the others not terrible this one seems
the best by far. But I'm gonna pick this one and then I'm gonna take...
I'm going to go do this, just because.
Sounds good as a comment, I find it really hard without directions.
I'm okay with the combat.
on what I'm fighting, I think. I think with enough repetitions of any monster or anything
that you're fighting, you'll get it down, but like humans are the most common to fight,
so obviously you get a lot of repetitions on how to fight them. But trust me, I'm not
Not that good at the directions, I'm kind of ass.
Sometimes gives good loot, and also gives me little, like, books.
Holy shit. One thing I learned is I'm terrible with fighting dogs.
Just the worst.
Look at this. My fucking ass beat.
This camera work now.
Well, this, I need to redo.
I need to redo.
These dogs are, they feel almost impossible, it's crazy.
They're so fast, you know?
I got like a three-piece chicken-uggy.
I'm out of stamina, I'm out of stamina, please leave me alone, I'm out of stamina!
Oh, fuck!
Jesus Christ.
This game hurts my eyes sometimes.
Like, that was so red.
Like, I don't think I realized because I was so fucking focused.
I was so red.
This is the same shit I got last time.
Look at the identical items, bro.
I wonder how important DPS is, like the actual damage number.
205. Oh, pretty big I think. I just like that this one has weapon crit chance and
weapon crit damn. Maybe I should upgrade it.
Jesus Christ, how come my AOE?
Oh, I didn't quick slot it during daytime, that makes more sense, that would have been
very useful. It has the AoE. I plan on making this into a three game thing. Yeah, someone
said that the plan with this game was to make it into a three game... I don't know if this
was like a bait. They said it was a three game series and it would move up to modern
day like it would jump timelines and I think I don't know if that was a bait or
not but I think that sounds cool as shit this game in like a modern day by the
third game would be sweet I love that idea
of
the tea something in the modern day for the ready
to school as a fan of a hope of this game succeeds so that can happen because that's what can cool
Anymore
So what is this quest something's happening I should change this
Not so noble any more, are we? Not so mighty.
Good riddance, I say.
So it's more of our blood than the Brecari the old boy has did.
What's going on here?
Look! It's him! The man Andrus wants! Run!
Wait, wait, I want to...
Shit.
Eh, you?
I...
You are to present yourself at the location of Boya Ambrus's choosing...
and fight to the death.
Otherwise, he'll keep killing people to egg you on.
Who are you?
Names out of Denne. My master, Julian Codran. He sent me here. He wishes to speak with you.
Wait. Codran? Ambrose's Vassal?
The very same, yes.
What does Codran want of me?
I'm here to deliver his invitation.
Fine. I guess I'll hear him out. Where is he?
At his hunting lodge. A stone's throat from here. I can show you the way.
Let's go then.
Night time.
So you guys excited for the BlizzCon StarCraft announcement?
I just saw someone type StarCraft in chat.
I don't know what it's going to be.
We might finally get StarCraft ghosts.
Ah, so you've come.
This better not be a trap.
Oh no, you needn't worry about me.
The Boyer, on the other hand, he challenged you to a duel on his turf by his rules.
You can't win that and that's why we need to talk.
I was gonna help me.
So what is it you want to talk about?
Isn't it obvious?
My beloved master Andrus.
I've been wishing death upon him for quite a while now.
And with this jewel, finally, there's a chance.
Sit with me, please.
Now, before we begin, how about a glass of blood?
I wouldn't want to be a bad host.
Or a dead one.
Yeah!
Give it to me.
Oh, yeah.
Enthusiastic.
Here you go.
Ha ha ha.
Now, I imagine you might have some questions.
You have a plan?
Indeed.
And like any good plan, it exploits a little-known weakness.
See, Ambrus doesn't drink from Brensys' communal blood barrels.
At all?
At all. He has his personal blood cows. People who allow him to feed on them.
We can use that to help you win the duel.
How do we use that to our advantage?
He will feast before the duel. He always does before a fight.
Then I will know exactly who he'll be feeding on that night.
We'll poison the wretch. And the boyer will be none the wiser.
Why does it help with me?
Let's give it a try. Wonderful. We shouldn't waste time. Follow me.
We'll take a shoulder's grip, and nobody sees us in the way.
Yeah. This haircut is styling, bro. This haircut...
Okay, think about it. This haircut and hairstyle is meta at this time.
Like absolute meta.
Shit, people even run this hairstyle now, it still owns.
Okay so I guess I'm fighting a boss, that's not exactly what I had in mind.
Come back to it. Watch your feet. Easy to trip up here.
You visit her often, huh? The poison, a friend.
Every now and then. Does it always involve dodgy business?
Alas, most commonly it involves a hot drink and a cold dose of paranoia.
I shouldn't really be seen here.
of
Crazy.
Okay, easy wolves.
She tends to keep the area safe from our life.
Now, does she hunt wolves?
Did you see the bull by those spikes?
Bait the predators.
I think that's a person.
Over there.
Oh, dear lord.
What's happening?
Imagine being so bread-rotted to fill you in, Erica, with a political position.
What is this slime on here?
Wait, what?
I don't like this one bit, Cohen.
I don't like anyone said that.
and
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Scroll up, if someone did say it.
me handle the introductions, Vera can be intense.
Oh, a guy said left his sweater. Oh, have the hair cut. That's funny. Central.
Who's that?
She knew I was coming
Try again. Oh, this is the witch I think
No, looks like the witch
Vera Vera. Yeah, it is the witch. Yeah, the witch met her
Vera I haven't met her. Where the hell is she got to?
She was nice
She ain't dead.
She was supposed to stay put.
Can you look around, see if she left me a note or something?
I'll check outside.
I know a couple of spots nearby where she could be, will do.
Will do.
It's funny, the War Dogs hype is so funny because like, I'm right there with everybody where it's going to be really fun to grind and play for a couple weeks.
but just know the faster and the harder you play the less you'll end up playing
overall. So I'm gonna keep in mind because like at some point you're gonna hit
like Max Assaults, Max Recon, Max Medic. Like you're gonna it's gonna happen and
you're gonna be like all right I'm done. So just remember when the game comes
out you know take it easy play in moderation looks like a trap for some
little critter what a collection she must grow a lot of these herself
there is witchcraft what do we have here
I guess she wanted to trap some salamander.
Stinks something vile.
You can't be telling us to play in moderation?
I'm just saying.
Don't burn yourself out.
Looks like Deira was looking for some pattern.
Looks like she's preparing some kind of ritual and it requires a salamander skin,
it seems.
Is that it?
the colds are still glowing, I think, right?
I guess, like, my point is, like, the game is not going to get content or something new added at a very long time.
So, like, what you got is what you got for a minute.
Find anything in the hut?
She's working on some ritual.
So the cat's at the back?
Yes.
For a kiiri cannot be poisoned by normal means.
Vera found a way to strengthen one of her mixtures with a hex to work around that.
That ritual she's working on...
It seems like she still needs salamander skin.
She made some traps too.
Maybe she's out-setting them?
Well, she already did and went to see if she caught any little critters
You lead the way in case we come across some bigger game while we're out and about
So many edificate those giant lizard things I
Do wish with war dogs though. I wish those towers didn't exist hoping that one day we'll have a mode of that
I'm still submerged. I don't think she checked on it. She's surely certain more.
Nothing.
Empty. Empty. Nothing. So just playing the king of the hill?
Yeah. I think, I think you should,
you should be in charge of where you want to build fobs. Everyone always just builds them on
towers but like how much cooler would it be if the fight was wherever the fight
was made by the players there's too much focus on the tower is what I'm saying
I'm gonna go get him.
There we go.
Missing?
Yes I did.
Look, she probably fished it.
Look, that's her footprint, isn't it?
She must have been here not long ago.
Might have had a catch.
Yes, she likely didn't need more than one.
like she went back this way. Yeah, let's follow the tracks.
Nightmare fuel. What the hell? A bear?
Torn in half? Oh, shit, if he rolls around here.
That isn't her is it? It can't be!
Oh that's her! Yep that's her alright.
Shit. She's...
She's bad. I need a moment, please.
Now I don't have poison for the guy, and I just gotta fight him raw or what?
Given to the hunger, I could eat him?
What idea? What are you hiding from me?
An unnecessary, unwanted, unasked, fore-idea.
I shouldn't have to tell you about it. It shouldn't exist.
I am the Blood Cow, Cohen.
I am the wretch who's going to poison and sacrifice.
Thank God I didn't eat him.
Serious, of course. Thank God. I didn't even put Vera
She insisted things away from me to survive it
Wait, wait, wait it if there was a way to save you
Why didn't you help up a suit up? You don't understand me?
I don't want to survive it. What I want is to be the cause of Ambrus is down for I
I want my blood to twist his guts into oblivion and then I want to be gone to
never again see the reflection of my face in my wife's eyes because all I see
there is a fucking blood cow crawling at Ambrus's feet begging to be used and I
despise that pathetic piece of shit he is not my father's son
now that Vera is dead what do you want to do can still perform the ritual she
wrote it all down and look she prepared most of it the poison the
pillars
Shit, her notebook, it's not on her. She must have lost it.
Maybe we can retrace her steps. Let's take a look.
If he caught his wife again...
The knife has blood on it. Probably tried to defend herself.
That's good.
The bag's torn to shreds. If her notes were in it, they would have fallen out.
The trail of her blood leads to the swamp.
She wasn't attacked here.
She's covered in that slime.
Whatever killed that man and the bear, it got her too.
So?
What did you find?
Fear is back, it's torn.
We need them.
Without these notes, there's no reason for her blood to fall off her head.
Bag got ripped.
Slime.
Slime.
I don't need inspectors.
Holy shit.
I left a ear, what the fuck.
The ritual notes that better be here.
Why is he speaking in my ear?
This is it.
This is what we need.
And she meant to use this meat as bait.
Oof.
Smells nasty.
Like poison.
The rest of the notes got scattered all over the place by the wind.
I don't think Vera got to finish what she was doing here.
Okay, we still don't know what killed her.
Back.
I couldn't stand looking at her as she was, now at least there's a semblance of peace
on her face.
I can't see shit.
I've found her notes.
They're still legible.
Thank God.
At least we can finish what she had helped us start.
There are a few things that go into the ritual.
But the most crucial one is,
you'll need to cast a hex.
Which I know you're capable of.
The boy I couldn't believe it when he first heard.
I can't do it at night. I'll wait here with you until dawn.
Good. We should do it as soon as we can.
I got to be a human...uh, human...human, human.
I don't know if I want to fight this guy as a vampire or if I want to fight him as a
human.
Alright.
For the ritual to begin, we'll have to cast a hex on the pillars, but the brew must
be ready first.
you mind finishing it? Yeah. The notes say what these marks on the pelamine. XXXX. They're
the order in which they must be hexed. Each will require an incantation too. I'll take
care of that. Then you can only fight him as a vampire. Oh that's right because he's a
vampire that makes sense. But before we start I'll need to eat the brew. I understand I
think. Good. Be so kind and grab a bowl of that brew once it's ready. Meanwhile I'll
memorize the incantations. We must be prepared for complications. God only knows what will
happen when we meddle with this kind of power.
Here's your brew.
Looks like Vera had prepared the brew before leaving.
It's just that Salamander skin that's missing.
And here it is.
Time for the finishing touches.
How could he possibly know that by looking at it?
I don't know.
I swear, I swear he said the second ago that the Salamander skin was inside the brew and
now it's not.
I swear he said that.
Maybe I misheard.
We're ready, I believe. A ghost to your victory, then.
Holy...
That's revolting.
That was so gross, dude. Why was that so light?
After the pill is a lit, you have to make sure I eat the other half before you cast the hex.
Surely you should have like thought of the gameplay at first before the battle and shit, but it's not good.
Okay.
You got a boss.
Light the first pillar, um, yep, totally knew which one the first one was.
It's working, I think.
This power feels unpleasantly familiar.
I'm gonna find the cutest witcher at home I've ever seen.
on it. I think most people that have actually played the game, they have a
couple complaints like camera angles, but they all seem to enjoy it.
Okay, nice.
Right there, like why was it snapping? Why was it snapping on that guy, you know? What are we doing?
I'm not good.
I'm not good.
I'm very low.
Not good. Not good. I'm very low.
Take it over. We can't stop coming.
Bet.
Those, those things came to punish me.
They're gone now. We must continue. It gave him so much joy to drink blue blood.
You could just make the tap the drills by the way. Nobody actually uses the tower for
drills yet. They just make their own drills.
You have to eat the rest of the brew. It's balance inside me.
get it!
you try to deal with us five in this game? no.
i don't want that shit to fucking break my pc.
get it!
I did love her, you know.
Rear, such an easy love.
She didn't judge.
Didn't expect a thing of me.
I was always good enough as I was.
She was the only one I told.
I was a bit...
Umbered.
And she...
She never said all of that.
We were never lovers.
In the physical sense.
And I suppose...
Ah!
In every other way.
Ah!
It burns!
Let's just finish this.
The sooner you eat it, the sooner it'll be over.
It's spinning. It's spinning over my guts.
Burning through.
Remember what you said. You can do it.
I can't. I can't. I was wrong.
Stop. Stop it.
You're bad. Everywhere.
Who are you?
It's my erase. It's in my heart. I can't see. I can't. I can't see. Please. Just kill me. I beg of you. Just...
Yeah
Eight-hits
This is when the shirt comes off on the toilet.
Jesus Christ.
That bad, huh?
Evil this is what he said to do when he was normal when he was normal he said beat it to me
Don't stop
of
You're leaving.
I think it's over.
Thank you, Gromon.
I won't forget you.
I won't forget what you've done for me in this life or the next.
What happens now?
Show up for the jewel next night or some other before a week is out.
All right.
Hell yeah.
Now we're gonna fight a weaker version of the boss.
Cool.
Which God knows I need because somehow I'm getting stronger and everything is getting
harder and I'm confused. As I level up, all the stuff that was yellow remains yellow.
At some point, that's got to change. Oh my god, that thing's insane! Are we serious?
Why does it have no level of requirement?
Weird.
You know what this game kind of reminds me of?
Redfall.
Dude, that game...
So close to being a banger.
It was so close.
Ugh.
Tough.
Absolutely tough.
played redfall it wasn't like the idea and the thoughts were there the
execution of those ideas and thoughts
some things were cool and most of them were terrible but it wasn't bad like I
mean that was an example of like a five out of ten game but the execution
was just ass. It was just ass. Cool concept though. Like the concept was sweet.
Here's the only guy who played Red Fall in this chat. Yeah, yeah, I know. I didn't
play very long though. How long did I play Red Fall? I played Red Fall for only
seven hours and I got half the achievements in the game in those seven
or somehow it wasn't bad it just it wasn't great either but they updated it
right so maybe it's better now shit maybe actually red fall again okay so the
The next night or whatever night I want to, I could duel him.
I guess.
Are you sure the London mod for Fallout 4?
I played it for a little bit.
Yeah.
It was really cool.
The problem is, I'm a sucker for...
I'm a sucker for like, authenticity, so like playing Fallout 4 London, the mod, was cool,
but knowing that that wasn't real, you know, knowing that the lore and the stuff that
you learn there is just made up, kinda like, I don't know, kinda bummed me out I guess.
Like, all that ended up happening is when I played Fallout 4, the London mod, is I just
wished that Bethesda made their own.
And I didn't end up playing it more than like a day or two.
Just cause like I know none of it's real.
You know, it's all just...
Fake.
Made up.
It was good, though.
Just wasn't...
Accurate, I guess.
Accurate, I guess.
I want to see this guy selling anything good.
Oh, I guess I'm doing this right.
God damn it.
My daughter, Lietta, went out to the forest some time ago to pick berries, she said.
You think something happened to her?
I don't know. Maybe. She's been gone longer than usual, that's for sure.
Sure, man, I'll go look for her stuff.
Your direction to do those again?
I want armor.
Northeast, I think. Why?
I'll go look for her.
You will. I don't. Thank you.
please let me know this guy's got fashion that's drippy dude a hoodie are
you kidding me oh it was a good idea a hoodie goes hard claw critical hit damage
dodge stamina cost that's not bad that's not bad what am I wearing again
claw damage vampiricals
Oh, I need this. I don't need that.
What am I using for my chest piece? Claw damage, damage against mortals, blood drinking restoration.
I think I should buy that chest piece because my...
Ooh, that's a good idea.
My chest piece is so bad. So I'm gonna buy this.
And then...
Or my legs.
of
the clock from it
to hell yeah at least I look different
, yeah
Then you want me for me?
Oh he does?
How much does it cost?
Damn that's expensive.
Give me a minute.
How much would it cost to max this?
That's insane.
Now I look like I'm playing Kingdom Cub.
Cool.
All right, we upgraded our weapon, we're happy.
Um, we'll use that.
How do I check?
Oh, Night Set.
Here we go.
We're definitely going to use that on our Night Set.
We're going to put that on our Night Set as well.
I think I might buy those legs too.
and
and then
this
and then this could go on my next set as well
claw damage
claw crit
weapon crit
I'm not sure what happened to him
on an edge clock for it, not great but
the
I wish I liked Kingdom Come more, but this unfortunately or fortunately, I don't know, depends on who you ask is much better.
Like I'm getting the Kingdom Come vibe of the combat, but with more depth of abilities and patterns.
I wanted to like Kingdom come so much because the world and the size and the scale and the story is so interesting
But then every time you're in combat, you're just like dude. I
Don't want to play this right now
Yes, I'll do the side quest
Drippy armor it does look pretty cool. I think oh
Wait, I was good fight
Not to level up though.
Kingdom come.
Come.
ACB comment sick when it clicked what do you mean? Well, it's just like
And there's no when you when it clicked it's just it's the same thing the whole game, you know, there's no like
changing it's the same
thing over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
oh wait I'll not need to find objects from this person before I
Well.
Oh, I'm not gonna kill Bill or so yet. I need to find objects first. I'm so sorry.
Okay, now I'll... compel your soul.
Well, the combat in KCD2 was good, I'm just saying, like, it just plateaued early.
I get a change, that's all.
Uh, bang.
It's happening in my chest right now.
So this guy was being drafted to the vampire people.
At least I think that's what the letter said.
I think it said like he was being summoned to fucking joining the vampire lord army.
And then the armorer's daughter is probably his...
That's the line.
Bay or something.
What's easy to get it, you know?
You like it.
Good.
Good.
You, uh, wait.
Deserve it.
This is so fucked up every time I do this, it feels so wrong.
Go to Svartrao for basic training.
Mom, dad! I got in! I'll serve the kengash!
Listen, I'm leaving soon and Anton knows what will happen.
Oh, how sweet!
Okay.
We didn't learn anything about the daughter, but it's fine.
Learned absolutely nothing.
Um.
I
Kind of does feel like you're playing witcher, huh? What's your medallion? You're just holding right-click and you're just following
Highlights wolf no way she died to some wolves, bro. Ain't no way she died to some fucking wolves
Oh
Oh
Oh
That hurt you yet. Yeah, the armor is doors. Uh, oh this up the walls
What the f**k is this s**t?
There are scratches on her face.
Oh.
Left by fingernails, I think.
Well, maybe not.
The dress is torn here.
She ran through some bushes.
She got here after she stabbed that boy to death.
Huh?
I don't think I'll find anything else here.
A fresh recruit to Princess's army, and a secret rebel went for a date.
What a fucking tragedy.
That's it?
Yeah?
What the hell?
So...
She didn't die to a wolf.
She died to
Someone who
Someone who caught what she was doing so I guess any news about the yurta
He did I found your daughter
She's not coming back
Yeah, it's two time. I'm sorry. Yeah
What happened tell me
Ah, sure, here you go.
Oh, Lieta. Poor girl.
Can I get, like, a reward?
Thank you.
Oh, thank you for telling me here for your trouble.
Ooh, ooh, ooh, what is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?
Now, please, leave. I've got work to do.
What is it? What is it? What is it? What do I get?
$100.
Are you kidding me?
What are bones?
Ugh, unbelievable.
I'm level up though.
I'm two level ups.
Wait, wait, wait. I can go make it nighttime and fight the boss.
Scared.
and
scary
and
I want more health that sounds nice there's a lot of things I want I want more slots so
get another passive. We'll get health, and then we'll get, um, claw damage? Okay. More
suckage. Um, this isn't bad, maybe. Healing 2% health every second. Just passively. Honestly,
probably not bad. Now's that time. And now we can fight the boss.
Ooooooh! Scary!
My first vampire boss. I took a lot longer to get to than I was expecting. He's probably
gonna beat my ass. Am I healing? Oh, it's per segment, so I'm full on this one. I
guess that's not that good. Ambrose's challenge radio dual wave should be by the old bell.
All right, this is perfect time. Perfect time to go P. I think with poison it's gonna be
easy. That's fine. I don't mind, because if... I don't... I don't mind when I play these
kinds of games, I obviously like to choose the harder difficulty, but I like to... I
like to go certain routes the first time I play, and then the next time I play,
I go a completely different route, like, I do exactly the opposite, you know?
So, I don't mind poisoning him this time around, or the next time I decide to play, I could try to fight him the hard way, you know, that sounds kind of fun.
It is cool that you have the option that you got the levers to play with to be like, oh, this boss, you could just fight him, and skip the weakening him part, or you can go through that little mini side quest to do that.
Anyway, I'll be right back one sec.
One second day.
I don't like your face.
I don't give a shits about your problems.
No loitering.
Alright, I'm back, but I gotta pee real quick.
That's a my fence.
Do something useful.
A car!
Yes.
He has a car.
I'm debating this or only Moosa to buy it though.
Onimusha to buy at the moment.
This is more RPG.
I think Onimusha is more Dark Souls, right?
So it's just like, do you want a more RPG-esque game with choices and consequences and different
endings and replayability in that regard, I guess.
Maybe easier.
This game might be easier.
I don't know.
I don't know.
People have been saying Onimusha is a little easy, but I have no clue.
I think, I haven't played Onimusha, but off of my initial just like, visual, like watching
this game and playing this game and watching that game.
I haven't played it so I can't fully judge it, but this one does seem better, but that
game doesn't seem bad.
kind of looks like uh, kind of reminds me of Wukong a little bit, you know?
gives me Wukong vibes
alright, let's go fight this boss, I probably should get full health
can I kill this priest?
It's gotta fuck up.
Plenty of moves should have more of a slasher.
Well, butterbob is good.
Rip that guy has a quest for later.
He had a quest for me?
Right
On my next playthrough
He had a quest for me
I'm here!
It's quest is in your veins! That's good. That's what he wants to fight.
It's quest is in your veins now.
Let's go, game time, motherfucker!
What's that shake shrewd?
Just a shake.
Just a vanilla shake.
Oh, this is the guy, yeah, this is the fucking Jamie Lanister.
Oh, he's gonna get poisoned!
I hope I get his armor, dude.
Please, his armor!
His armor's so sick!
I know how to get your attention right away!
You weren't subtle.
Oh no! I like doing things with flair!
Hence the shiny armor and carefully quaffed hair.
I'm glad you noticed.
But enough with the pleasantries.
There's only one way for our meeting here to end.
And what is it?
FIRE!
Look how excited they are!
And so am I.
So am I.
But why did you go through all this trouble, Cohen?
Why fuck up my operation?
Ha ha ha ha!
Um... I was bored.
I was bored.
Figured I might as well.
He's trying to be funny!
Ha ha ha!
Isn't he so funny?
BOO!
Oh, Cohen...
Don't try to be witty with me.
You don't have the tools to pull it off.
So, tell me, you miss the old days?
Ah, dear Lord Skender!
Was it that good under his boot,
with your dirty peasant face in the mud?
Is that what you like?
I'd say I don't judge.
Yeah, the writing's not so good on this guy, but...
It's okay the writing with the writing went really hard on the last quest so it's fine
Enough of this bullshit. I didn't come here to chat. Ah, he wants to get right to it
Wait, he didn't eat the guy.
Hi!
Did I poison him for nothing?
Uh-oh.
Oh!
Uh...
Um...
Uh-oh.
Ah, but I'd be a rude host to feed before my guest, please.
My treat.
How does he know?
Now, what do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Um...
I don't trust anything you offer.
I don't trust anything you offer.
You drink your servants. I'm alright.
You think I'm scared of you?
I'd bother trying to trick you
That wasn't too bad
What's this fuck you why do I have blood on my face?
I'll deal with you later and it will be fun
I guess I am kind of a coward, to be honest. It's kind of a pussy-ass move, but it's fine.
Oh, that's...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait, why am I eating his blood?
Yeah, that's a terrible idea.
Yeah
I'm learning his moveset
I'm out of stamina! I'm out of stamina!
Dude, the poison just... wait, the poison just kills him. I don't even need to fight. I need to stay alive.
I just noticed his health is just slowly ticking away.
That hurt.
You are the greatest coward!
You're a wealth by nothing more.
Let's get your bones cracked.
Well, off, do your worst.
Oh, he's carried that, I don't even have a fossil.
I mean, okay, what's that mean?
I'm trying to learn some of the movesets at least a little bit.
I could like heal and shit, but I want to like, you know, I want to learn a little bit.
Not hurt.
You regret this, you coward.
Now I see your wealth.
Not yet at the point, but valiant.
You're havens.
You're wealth by nothing more.
I'll toss a little heal, please.
That's enough.
That's also enough.
God's too late, my early mother.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Dude, this fucking camera's a piece of dog shit, man!
It's so...
That's a cool move, though.
It's a cool little fight.
I thought you had honor. Fooled me.
Alright.
Do you regret this, you coward?
Thought you saw an opening there.
I don't know what the symbol means at the top.
Oh, he's like armored, I guess.
Huh.
huh
those are so confusing that's an under the other two were over is
god damn it
honor believe me
do you will regret this you coward
ah dude i'm so ass
Why am I not getting under dude, like hello?
I know it's left, it's right, it's up, it's up and then it's down, but it's just like
I'm not getting the down, I'm not ever burying it.
You had better leave me.
This is what's going on.
You're a wealth by nothing more.
Go on. Do your worst.
Now.
of
off
off
off
off
off
off
I didn't go through all this shit to die for someone like you!
The poison definitely makes that a lot easier.
Kill him!
Wait, should I drain this?
I should have drained as well.
Wait.
Which one was better?
I don't know.
Ah, fuck.
Wait.
I don't know which one was the better option there.
Fuck!
I should have drained his blood, I think.
I don't know what that means, though.
What does draining blood mean?
Isn't draining blood this thing?
I don't know.
I thought like you had to learn a skill by draining.
Oh yeah, drink.
Ah, shit.
But his blood was poison.
That's why I didn't want to drink it.
That was my instinct. My instinct was don't drink it. It's blood is poisoned.
I wonder if it would have been this one, a Screed.
Because yeah, these three you get from drinking Vampire Blood.
No, you get scarlet shield? I already have scarlet shield. I got this like, forever ago.
Man, I don't care. Whatever. I slid his fucking throat. I don't care.
Whoa. Oh, you do get his chess piece!
W?
My friend.
We did it.
I'll be restful knowing that.
I ain't fucking burying him, you kidding me?
Wasting my time, literally.
So I already got this skill called Scarlet, whatever the fuck, Scarlet Shield.
I got this when I drank a vial of Ambrose's blood like forever ago, like so long ago.
um yeah so this thing is a gold chess piece of vampiric ability cooldowns attack stamina cost
reduction charge restoration from attack and activation chart i mean that's gotta be better than
i'm running oh that's drippy wow get a load of this guy
Bye.
Get upgraded for free if you already have it.
Oh, it'd be the next tier.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't even use the skill, so I definitely should.
I got this too.
of valor damage against mortals passive activation charge
hmm attack speed fast
well
Who's next?
This guy?
Definitely this guy.
I already passed this third one.
Wait, that 2% heals insane as hell.
Now I'm trying to think what I should do.
I could continue Anka's quest.
I thought that quest was pretty cool.
That was interesting.
I have to think about what my skill point, where do I put my skill point?
Oh, this would be a good one. Saving it for the medium armor.
What is this quest though?
Is this the quest?
Greetings.
Oh, it's this one. Oh.
You're Pieta's firstborn, are you not?
I accidentally killed this guy and then I reloaded because I didn't want to kill him.
Sorry, you've got the wrong man.
Really?
You look just like him.
No, sorry, I don't know any Pieta.
Hmm, maybe your mum did then.
You should ask her.
Anyway, want to buy something?
Alright, you've got me.
I am Pieta's son.
ha called it well well he used to be a regular customer Kilburgani
once a month to get this ah some say it's the best beer this side of the
Carpathians I'd hate to see it go to waste maybe you'd like to keep the
family tradition alive a I'd give you a discount you sure it was my father
it's not much of a drinker I've never seen him with a beer
Ah, ah, someone else probably did though.
Huh? What do you mean?
Listen, I'm not sure I should be telling you this, but...
Each month, he'd get a keg and go to the woods south of here, towards Fartow.
I know, because I gave him a lift once.
He'd get off at the crossroads and go up a winding path.
And with that much booze, either he was getting completely hammered all by his lonesome,
Or he intended to share it with someone.
What?
This doesn't make any sense. I know all his friends. None of them lives there.
Well...
Maybe he had a... special friend then.
What? He'd never. You take that back!
Listen, lad. We all have our urges.
Oh, yeah. Right now, I feel the urge to punch you in the face, for example.
Bad mouthing my father like that.
Know what? You're right. That's not my business. And speaking of business, maybe you care to make a purchase?
Um
What happens if I choose I'll buy that beer my father won't I'll buy that beer from you. Let's see fine drink like that
It doesn't come cheap. You said you'd give me a discount even so
Okay, is that it? What the fuck's the point of that?
of your coin before you do that though just in case
okay just generally um all right i think we're no
of
the
and then
the
You left the toot with one coin.
He really wanted those things.
Wait this is Vera's hut.
Wait Vera's dead.
Wait you telling me Vera could be my mom?
she's dead now is this not Vera's cabin I swear this is it oh wait no maybe it
was like maybe it was like somewhere up here no I thought this was it let's see
oh wait maybe not actually this looks a little different now this isn't it it's
She's too small. Vera's a baller. She's also dead.
Lots of cunts. Oh, very precise.
Snares? A game or tri-
Oh.
Who's there?
Herecha. Is that you?
No, he can't come. And so I-
Shut your gob, you thieving bastard.
Thought I'd be easy prey, eh?
Old I already met Vera and then she died you thought wrong blind or not I can still fuck you up
Glad to see you try old man my very well be the last thing you ever see
Finally some fun
hahahaha
dude
this is black man fucking owns a little bit
Wait, I'm going to get a son what?
Think I'd fall for such a brazen lie.
Although it do sound a bit like the old fart.
Spitting image of Peter's and to think I almost fucking killed you would not be embarrassing
Yeah, dude that's what happened nothing much
Whip some lady out of wood. Oh, and I killed your son
Wait, why did he send you instead something happened to him?
My father's been captured by the Frekiri
You're pulling my leg.
Seriously?
He's just gonna glaze over the fact you bit.
Shit.
Oh, I knew this was gonna be a crappy day.
First, I stepped in my chamber pot in the morning, and now this, eh?
Not sure about you, lad, but I need a stiff drink right now.
Come in.
Just make sure you wipe your boots.
Wait, so this is the guy he was drinking with.
He would sneak away and drink with us a blind man.
Is that right?
I'm understanding
You think they'd be banging or no only the drags left
But hey, take a swiggy. Let's drink to the memory of your father
Yeah, sir, you all swine
May you rest in peace
I don't drink after sunset. Not alcohol anyway.
Oh. Why? Converts are to Judaism or something.
Converted, yes. Just to something else.
So what? You're a Muslim?
Ah, never mind. Hardly my business.
As long as you don't try to stop me enjoying me boozed.
Cheers, lad.
Will that be the end of it? Huh?
You don't happen to have any more on you, do you?
Here you go. Funny you should ask.
I did bring some of that beer you like so much.
Here. Enjoy.
Oh, you're a godsend lad.
The three wise men can shove their gifts up their arses.
This is the real deal.
Who the hell needs myrrh anyway?
So lad, what do you want to know?
Give her the longer.
Tell me who you want, my father.
Gladly.
Me and Peter go way back.
two dogs of war. And boy, did we know how to bite.
Oh yeah, baby fucking.
Yeah, when he was a mercenary.
Oh yeah.
Oh yes. We guarded mines in Ireland, escorted noblemen in Constantinople, fought alongside
the king of France. Good times. But then, all good things must come to an end.
good things must come to an end. What do you mean? Eh? It was some 20 years ago after
Castle. We just got our pay from the King of France. I was ready to pay the town red.
But then your father comes to me and says, that's it. I'm done. Just like that? For
no apparent reason? Yes. Well, I thought he was pulling my leg, so I joked. Well,
if you're well done then I'm medium rare but then he went all hacian sour I fucking mean it
bulk and that was that we split end of an era oh well so how did you end up here in
Well, as you can tell by the two gaping holes in my face, this picture dipped into the well
one time too many.
My last job some five years ago.
It ended badly.
I got caught, tortured, came out like this.
Broken and broke.
I had no one to turn to.
nowhere to go but then I thought of your father he always talked about this place so beautiful
so remote cut off from the world and it's cares so I reckoned if Peter had ever settled
down it'd be a traveled for months sometimes hitching a ride sometimes walking to me feet
blood but I made it in the end and sure enough the old bastard was right here
just like I guessed I found him by the mines called his name and Peter well he
wasn't best pleased by our little reunion I was hoping never to see you
again some welcome it I'm sure he had his reasons of course he was a shame to
be seen with an old beggar like me that was his reason he did help me some
though found this little hovel kept me fed and watered but now with him out
of the picture can't say I'm too excited about the future lad
I might end up killing this guy.
Okay.
There's a chance he's gonna die to me after whatever the hell this is.
I don't know if I cleared stuff like this.
Does the Sim will go away? Like this wolf stem? Have I done this before? Let's see.
like it's you full stamp all that's it okay that's a good good to know that it's
good to know that it's a stamina reset ability I didn't know that then and now
Now I'm hungry.
You're something stupid to keep you busy, bring me 40 wolf belts.
That's fucked up, you just got him killed
I was never lead anywhere
I'm transforming into a wolf, yeah
It doesn't mean I'm a werewolf. I'm just starting into a wolf
Oh, come here
Nothing
Hello, buddy the forbidden books with uncle
That was the quest I was going to do and then I got distracted
What need these
Okay, that was too high level, here, we'll go, we'll see where this quest goes, ah fuck.
Worth a try? What, this game? Sure.
Yeah, run it.
Run it till the dog.
Award out.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm gonna kill these guys real quick.
Damn, what a move!
Oh, what the fuck?
Aye!
Aye!
Oh my god, how?
That move is not that great.
I might replace it.
Slow down time move is...
Not that great.
So I just knocked this guy out and I didn't kill him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well give me that, give me that. What is it?
Oh, that's something.
Yeah, the slowdown time thing, maybe, when it gets upgraded, it could be okay.
Because it lasts five seconds, then you'll get more attack damage, and then it extends
each second on enemy kill? Like maybe? I don't know. But for now it just seems kind of ass.
Like I think I'd be better off using Scarlet Shield as a passive.
Actually maybe I'll do that.
Yeah.
You're welcome.
I
So me daytime when I do this
I'm here
Hello Cohen good to see you
Whoa
Anka... Anka... An...
Cohen? Are you all right?
I'm so... so sorry!
No, no, fuck.
Um, well, that wasn't the...
Quest failed.
That wasn't supposed to happen.
Just so we're clear, that wasn't supposed to happen.
Oh, shit.
Wait, we're good.
Listen, I want to see this quest through, okay?
Sick.
All right, let me, let me, uh, uh...
I need to find something to eat.
I guess I could just eat whatever I need to eat.
Awkward.
Let's go through the books we brought back from Centinas.
Wait, it's like the beginning of the game. We're gonna learn books together. How sweet!
A little montage? Reading montage?
The blood of God still runs through the world.
What's that supposed to mean?
How is it helpful?
I don't know, vampires. Just art.
Books demand patience.
Have you had more luck than I did?
Maybe.
Take a look at the stack over there.
I've set aside some titles you might find interesting.
But first, since you're already getting up,
do you mind bringing me a tea?
Oh, it's the next fucking, whatever the hell, uh, edict.
Price increases throughout the valley.
Ah, quit.
on. Prepare a warm drink. That's optional. It's gonna take one time segment away. Um,
I don't, I don't do it. Why not? She wants tea, she'll get tea, fuck it.
Such a nice guy, thank you, thank you.
Now, if I was a vampire though, I don't know. But I'm a human right now, so it's all good.
That's how they made tea back then.
Here.
Thank you.
It's been a while since someone took care of me.
You asked.
Oh, you asked.
So you obliged.
I understand.
Go take a look at those books.
Damn it. Maybe do things.
Fuck yeah.
Anchor, this one's empty.
Oh, that's unusual. Bring it over.
Wait, why am I wearing this?
See?
Oh, it's my... that is one of my daytime gear.
Let's look closely.
Look, there's something on the spying.
Could be the author's name.
No, it's a stamp.
It says li... liber...
Miguel Fertitos.
Forbidden Burke.
Why would you outlaw an empty book?
I am concealing these words.
they may put both your life and your soul in mortal danger.
The story of Saint Mihai has been greatly distorted by lies, omissions, and misunderstandings.
First, he fought not dragons, draconis, but for kiwi, fraconis.
Second, he did not fight using the word of God.
He was in fact a pagan, using a magic sword that cut through all evil like tattered cobwebs.
Third, his body was not lost, but was buried with his belongings in Svartrao, where it remains
to this day.
This sword, this could be hits the weapon to slay Brensys with.
You think it really is somewhere in Svartrao?
I wouldn't know.
But there's this monk, Albertus. I'm sure he does. Or did, at least.
Is that the guy I killed?
So where do I find this, Albertus?
If only I knew.
Last I heard he was sleeping on the street in the Middens, but...
Well?
Word is, he's gone completely mad.
So getting anything out of him won't be easy.
you
you