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All right, all right game time, Hannah's coming in, all right, let's go.
I'm not bad.
It's bad, but that's fine.
What the hell?
I'm okay with it being bad.
I'm totally fine with it being bad.
I'm just going to sit there doing my minigames all the time.
Boom. In.
Invited one.
Boom. Invited two.
Boom. Invited three.
It'd be kind of crazy if you could refund gifts.
It doesn't go to...
It doesn't go to nobody goes to you or not.
That's fucked up.
Well actually, why would it that?
Why would it that be a thing?
That's how it works if you like buy someone like
clothes or whatever they give you the return and then it's your money.
I tried returning this game the first time you bought it.
Like for me, after 60 minutes I tried returning it when I closed my game
and I had to check a box that said like
It's said back. It was like send back to
Interesting
This game like has like 4 FPS on it, so my game crashed instantly.
Oh yeah, but they pushed the hotfix.
I updated my drivers today.
So that could be good.
I guess you guys could join us to join off me too.
I can't believe we're playing this again, like what?
I'm down though.
I didn't know what to do today.
I wanted a game for like a couple hours and I was like, well this could be a couple hours
of fun.
That's all I wanted to do, I just, I spent a lot of time for a couple hours.
So you're getting a fold mic or no, you wouldn't be the guy to get a fold mic.
Oh for sure, I've been waiting for the apple fold for like a year or two.
Oh god damn, I fucking need this guy.
What why?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You think you're cooler than me?
Because you just don't like what I like?
Oh no, I'm way cooler than you.
That's beside the point.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Alright, can I get another bite?
That was a flip phone.
What do you think it is?
No, not a flip.
Folds.
Folds.
Uh...
Are you...
Please tell me you're getting the fucking two-teramite mic.
No, that's so expensive.
Go to the juicer.
It's 3200 bucks.
That's nothing for you.
Yeah, but like there's just gonna be another one next year, you know what I'm saying? So I'm not doing that
I'll buy that one channel bite or something
Or 500 gig or some shit
Wait, I got more frames in the lobby. What'd they do?
There's an update yesterday, Huffix
There's a Huffix fixed
What else did they fix? Oh, if they fix the MPCs, it's probably gonna be later, right, Mike?
What'd they fix? Yeah
They did some stamina changes on civilians and players
They fixed several hiding spots and really did collision issues
Hello, I'm here
The star of the show has arrived
I'm ready to kill her
That's our killer
Wait, I'll kill
You can kill, you want to?
I'm not gonna be really bad, but it's okay.
Die, die, die.
They're getting immersed in TJ.
Yeah, TJ was terrible.
Bro, what are you doing?
I got negative points.
Nine dick points.
Oh wait, you hit her right there in the back.
Oh wait, oh yeah, sorry TJ.
I thought it was you who got negative points.
No, it should be.
Yeah, this shit.
Ha ha ha.
I only got like 2,000 points.
That's not great.
Yeah.
Yeah, lost.
If I had a weird you can't change your characters and what you like your decks and stuff here.
Really?
Yeah, you have to go back to the main menu, you can't do it in like the private match screen.
Yeah, weird.
Oh, I don't know how to kill.
Can you guys teach me?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Make sure you zoom in a lot, you can see people split steps and stuff.
Yeah, middle middle mouse. Middle mouse is how you like zoom in and you could see
like audio you could see like the blue dots and that means like sound has been
made that doesn't mean there's a person it could be a
noise maker but you want to stop you want to stalk people so when you like
look at them and in that mouse wheel mode you can like build the stock meter
and then that's how you follow them and execute them. You can only grab them when
you've built like enough of a stock actually have more frames I'm coming oh my god I see
here. That was real close. Oh yeah, what is it? Q? Q is how you like disappear. You go
in a ghost mode. Space bars like a jump. You can't go through walls if there's a light
and you can't come back on light. I don't want to get out of this mode. Q again. You
just have to be in a spot that there's no light. Hannah's going to have a rough first
game I think. Oh did you murder someone?
I watched a preshup latest.
He can't teleport on top of you if the lights are on. He can't spawn on light.
You know how he does like the shapeshift thing? Yeah it's like the only counter because otherwise
Otherwise you could just fucking smoke you.
Same on like the street, if you're running in the street, being under a streetlight is
useful.
Still playing this?
I don't know.
I wanted to play something for a couple hours with some friends.
I wanted some friends a lot.
You know why you're standing still?
I know why you're standing still.
and I'm standing still.
You're telling the truth on this?
I need help. The sooner, the better.
Please, we're all in danger.
I just want her friend slot, also.
Nice shot, Tyler.
Yeah. I hear Hannah screaming.
I got a sniper rifle on my hand.
Did I hear Hannah screaming in the other room?
Is she okay? She got put down.
She got fucking shot down in the street.
Yeah, literally, it's a merge.
That's a bike.
That's right here on Valheim 1.0, not enough time.
So literally when you're committing a valhime you're committing to a lot of time
Not a time for that
Hello, oh, what's up? Oh shoes
Get it each
Oh, no way, she dodged.
I got it.
I don't know how to queue on people without just standing totally still like a loser.
What do you mean?
Like where you track people?
I was like, uh...
I was like stalking.
middle oh yeah you hit middle mouse and i mean you're standing silly you're
really slow you're just walking around
make you know that
the debuff on them
and then they're like
they're a lot of money and do more damage to them and stuff
you're not gonna get me
where you going Tyler?
I have a bike Hannah
over
it's also good about it's also good to hunt a i at the beginning
his players are obviously hard to catch hello
yeah
we turn the power on for you
hello
okay
perfect
yeah put a few of you put a few away
you open an exit
where Hannah figures the shit out. No, no, no, no, no, no. I wish I'll day of
multiple uses
Are you found an exit? No
how's it going Hannah so um okay when you're high I can see where the killer
is yeah what I can see red fucking circles where they were recently and
where they are I'm like a superhuman and it's pretty close to us we should
probably go up to the side
really?
okay
pancaca?
where are you?
oh
hey why is T.J. where I mean business?
I mean he's being tried
red is his audio
like how loud it is
oh is
where is he?
really?
but why is
why is mic green then?
I'm still
maybe I'm sneaky
where's he going at?
officer, officer there's a killer on the loose
there's a killer on the loose
I think I don't think we do any damage
I
Can prepare oh get him
Oh that was a word that
I
Remember you could grab people with F when they have us
Wait, can you not hear me in game?
No, I think it's buggy.
Oh.
Come here Tyler!
Where you going?
Can you see me?
Where'd you go?
I'm so skinny.
I've been working out.
Oh, shit.
I'm out of here.
We're Tyler though!
Just push me!
She's on me now!
Come here!
Let's try to arrest Hannah!
Where you going?
I don't know
And you got a stock me
It will work
Oh, I met those little squishes on my body
And aim at those like a lapse and then they break
Increases the stock level there you go
Oh, I'm soaked.
You scared?
Yeah, I'm okay.
I'm store-flocked, dude.
I'm careful now!
You better watch out.
Where are you leaving?
I'll leave. Come back.
You gotta find it.
I've never even seen it.
I'm not Tyler!
Tyler, I hear music.
No! Kill you!
Peace
Did you search this house and you'll never catch me I'm gone
Yeah, I'm a bike
First C-Day
I've never even seen a fuse
That's I've seen it before holy shit. It's dark. Yeah
Holy shit is dark
You turn on the power in this house just said I can't see shit
Oh, yeah.
I got you.
No!
Is that you, TJ?
Oh, I can do it, I can do it.
I'm out!
Perk, is it in the front?
Let's see the red thing on the minimap.
Oh, shit.
We left control, what's that?
Abilities?
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, ctrl...
Ctrl F...
Oh!
Ctrl F turns off the power, Ctrl E is like an instant teleport.
I see everyone!
Yeah.
It's on a very long time.
Come here!
So if you crouch and we hit him boy, like how does that work?
What is crouching do?
I think it's just...
Cause the screen gets a little black on the edges.
Am I stupid? Where's the power?
Oh, it's this thing.
The red box and outside.
I don't know what I'm doing.
You got to use the ghost form.
Yeah.
While I was talking, Dustin, there's like a stalking mode.
You just stand still.
I need one oh, yeah
Yeah, no, I know. I need, um, bolt cut it as well.
Dude, Stark is hellin' here.
I got bolt cutters, I got bolt cutters.
Can I go back to that exit?
Yeah, you know where to go.
Hannah you need to get more kills under your belt. At least kill the AI. Hit tab to look at the map to see where the AI is.
Yeah. I can't even kill Richard. He's running too fast.
Come here Richard you bitch.
It's good practice at least to like...
Hey! Let me kill Richard!
You gotta like cut him off and try to grab him. You know that's like the best way to kill people.
Justin's here. He wants a party.
Where you going?
Peter?
Oh my god.
Bro, that stun locks you so heavily, I think I'm going to die from the bleed.
Holy shit.
Oh.
Use it on me, by the way.
Uh.
Come here.
come here
don't scare me to escape you help NPC get more points
no it just gave you prioritized
this gave you prioritized NPCs yeah
oh this sucks
like right now I could leave but I want to prioritize skills
this is hard
it's not easy
first time's hard
I opened one of them yeah
one of them yeah okay that's another year I hate that they just walk away from
you man
all right I'm letting people go we're gonna win this thing no wait they want
to remember where you're too focused on me okay did you hide someone in this
in that building just in that we were in yes yes old person was it Richard I he
ran for me I don't know let's see left his hiding spot for no reason in here
hey
on the top wait Richard escaped oh someone saved him okay yeah
I don't have a cop kills I want to be free
who
think we're the witness because Hannah's new to
be a killer to be hurt. The killer is weird in this game.
more cops are arrived Hannah and uh yeah I don't know guys sorry this is hard you guys
are too fast
he's escaping
yeah y'all can just go
i'm gonna kill her today
everybody's escaping
we need other exit guys it's full
i'm gonna call the cops
i say we try to arrest michael thus
yeah
wait doesn't come back
i think i'm gonna whine
i'm gonna escape
yeah i just like don't know where uh
i used one on weight
i just know that we need help as soon as you can provide it
breathe you're gonna be fine
how do you go like jump at people
like i feel like i can never get out of this stupid
ish and then f for grabs
Yeah, but I can never get out of this stupid, like, form.
Yeah, you have to, like, find the sweet spot.
Oh, it's so weird.
Ooh!
Ooh!
Hey!
We need more exits.
And be careful.
They're a dangerous neighborhood.
Okay.
Civilians are on the streets.
Not you.
I get pumped.
I get pumped.
Don't get pumped.
Go live your life.
Go to college or something, kid.
Ow!
Hey!
Get out of here!
I can't see a classmate!
Get her ass.
We're bullying her.
Oh no.
Oh, no.
Oh, fine.
Oh, gosh, she's back.
Uh-oh.
Who was that?
A gun?
For me?
The killer's in trouble.
I'm talking my shooter catch, Tyler.
He's right here.
Look, I don't get it.
I got a fuse I got a fuse
We're getting the hell out of here
Who's by me?
She's gone guys. She's gone. She's gone
Well, I got a fuse oh
Oh, I'm gonna put the fuse in the hole
There's only a minute left Hannah!
Yeah, I can't even get out of this mode.
It's so bad.
I'm terrible at this. I'm opening it, open it, open it! Oh shit!
Fight him! Fight him!
Push him, push him, push him, push him!
Oh, shit!
Don't make me flash!
Oh, shit, everyone got it.
Everyone got a gun?
I'll flash!
Push, push, push, push, push!
Nice!
Uh-oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, we have seven seconds.
We're being far, we're being far!
We just said they're watched!
Thanks for trying to kill you guys!
We didn't get far
Did we win? Did we lose?
We survived
Dude, I rented the exit
We were all about to leave
But she fucking murdered us all
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
There we go, get some points
Oh god
Wait, how does it look possible?
Oh god
Michael Myers to grab a car
Wait Dustin you got to kill now
No you have to
I have to leave with a good chance I guess
That was a good one
I didn't go very well
Yeah, the mechanics are weird, the way you have to play is weird.
Alright, do we do another first time killer?
Like Justin?
He's the only one that hasn't killed.
Just random it.
Random it.
Oh wait, it goes to the other person.
Oh, that's how it works.
Yeah, we're all the same.
Wait, I'll still let him.
something tells me it's not gonna be like it's gonna be me it's gonna be my
I don't know that's what I'm thinking I'm thinking about if it goes to me again
it's definitely house hopefully boy work it don't work in front of work at all
Oh, buggy.
It isn't the beginning.
Who is it?
It's on me again.
Oh, it's me. I think it's me. I think it's me.
Oh, shit.
It's me. It's me. It's me.
Okay, hold on.
I
Did hide hide hide you're just walking in the middle of the street
Annie are you okay? We are all in terrible danger
That was pretty good at the stuff so be careful
I'm just hiding.
If you can hide, you'll stay alive.
Now go.
Alright.
Let's do this.
Get the shed.
Got an extract.
Nice.
Gonna make a bunch of noise.
Bolt cutters, fuse.
Old cutters fuse.
Wow, what are they gonna do to that?
Why am I blinking red?
I don't really understand the point of the gold marks here.
Anything like this?
Is this anything like that by daylight?
It's honestly not even like that by daylight at all.
It probably should have been at least a little similar, but they would, you know, they would
What is this symbol?
There's an hiding.
Hide, hide, hide.
down tonight and hadn't filled wait for real what else do you know you have to
believe me there's a crazy psychopath running around the gold gives you more
XP oh let's fuck him up you can have them that way all right I need both
cutters
Oh, yeah, I'm getting big loot.
Watch me get both cutters in here.
I gotta call the cops.
Someone has to call the cops.
to the sheriff.
Just one moment.
Hello, how do you feel, please?
What can I do for you?
Look, there's a killer on the loose.
Dude, he's killed so many civilians, but he hasn't killed any specials.
Send every officer you fast.
As fast as you can.
Okay.
I've got a man on the scene.
Do we need bolt cutters, man?
Do we need bolt cutters?
But he hasn't killed any specials
Do we need bolt cutters man we bolt cutters
Where's...
Wait, where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?
Oh, I'm assuming we opened up an exit, I'm guessing.
They still think this game is crap, it's pretty bad, but it's 6 out of 10 bad, so it's not
like that bad.
You know, it's not like the horse game.
Just like, slightly better than average, I'd say.
Hey, it's enough for me to want to just play some friend slop, so fuck it.
Slap is a W.
Got a gas can and the keys.
Hey!
Hey!
Where's- Hey!
Where's the car?
Is that a car?
That's the car for sure.
Where's the car?
Is that a car?
That's the car for sure.
I have the keys.
Yo, yo, I have the keys to the car. Do you have a repair kit?
Hannah, do you have a repair kit? Hannah, did you fix this?
You have something you have this?
I think my voice bugged. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't your voice doesn't work for you. I don't I don't have that. Okay
Why does the voice not work?
Shit-ass game
fucking vivox or whatever it's probably big vivox servers that are buns
oh shit oh shit away from me
You're never gonna get me help help
help
oh
oh
oh
oh
run tj run
oh
well well well
one down
See you later, bro.
This animation is how I imagine Shroen runs IRL.
Oh, dude, I'm fast, bro.
I'm fast.
I bet you nobody here can run faster than me.
I am fast!
It's my little legs, bro.
Tellin' you.
Is that you, Mike?
What?
Where?
Maybe.
Did you run in the house?
Yes.
I thought we needed, I got it.
Don't stray too far from her. I know the way.
Yeah.
Okay, come.
Dude, why does the car randomly turn?
It's insane.
Like, just randomly...
just rips a fucking turn.
What, like, hello?
We could leave, but we have room for one more.
I saw someone running.
justice
talk
yeah
say
God damn right.
No, we're still on specials.
Yeah, but I couldn't find him.
Who hit him?
I had one, I had one.
Well, we can't leave.
I had one.
Hi there!
What is this driving?
I, it's a fucking dead zone, bro.
I have to, I meant to blow, invisible wall.
That's game so bad.
Give me a hug.
So stupid.
It's so stupid, like.
Sting drives like a fucking golf cart.
Hannah, get out of there!
Fucking bad.
Terrible ass-
I'M GONNA BE!
Terrible game.
Just terrible.
Ha ha ha!
Look out!
Get a run!
I'm running like a submarine!
Heh.
Troy, you guys just murdered me!
That wasn't my fault, those games are shit!
Jump in, Hannah!
Hmm, where?
Come on in.
Okay.
I, I hid, um, Rachel.
Jesus Christ. Why is my camera slowly tilting? And why is my car turning on its own?
Well, you hid Rachel where let's get her
Okay
She is why is my camera slow?
Go straight slow
There we go, and then do you see the the little thing on the map now?
Look on the left of the map. I don't think you want to right Christ
There's nothing there's nothing on the map you just got to let me know
Okay
Too far we have to go right
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, go get him.
We gotta go.
Oh, stop.
It's just so ass.
It's so ass.
Oh my god.
The car is terrible.
I think we only use it for good now.
The car is terrible.
That was not a good turn, your radius.
Dude, not only that, they decided to make everything invisible walls out of balance.
So it's not like you could do a loop.
There's no loops.
Everything just ends.
Just literally ends.
There's no like, at least make it a cul-de-sac so you could do a proper turn, not just a
fucking vert, like, toddlers made this game, in turns, sorry.
Let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
Oh man.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ I was gonna open up another exit as well and keep looking but I love how you
gave me a love tap of the car I was like I shouldn't get in and then you love tap me
I'm like alright fine I'll get in and then you just let me be straight to my death
oh
He won't get me dude she you're not we're gonna go so you're not gonna catch me. You see Michael always in all forms
I'm scared
I'm feeding you cars like no man's business.
You're not gonna catch me!
not today not today the cops are coming Michael the cops are coming oh let me
Can I choose a perk card real quick?
Pause? Pause? Pause, one sec. Thank you.
Alright, we're good.
Are you even paused?
Faked ya!
Oh.
I
What did you trick me I
Didn't yeah, you tricked me what?
I'm in a great time wait. I see you on the map Tyler. I see I see you on the map you're in front of me
Oh unsee me
Well, I'm ready for that. You're on top of me. You're over here. I'm see me
You're on top of me again
It's probably a car. It's because I got a car for you.
I think it's a tree. It's a part of God's hand.
Yeah, is it? My guy might have a hurt for it, too.
I gave you a car that you see him two meters if he's next to you.
I also hear him breathe.
Yeah, I haven't gave that one to you in a second.
He won't catch me.
Me too.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
Where'd you hide the person?
Where'd you hide Rachel?
Oh, Rachel?
What's at the bar?
What the fuck is the bar?
We could set a street here on that one.
That's her, right?
That's not Rachel.
That's not her.
There's another one.
She looks like the girl with the jacket, the leather jacket.
Rachel, that's her name, yeah.
I want to kill us all.
You need to help me and hear me out.
Oh
He's here
run
You dumb idiot. You're so stupid
Looks like a girl with a leather jacket run. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah suck it Michael you piece of wait
That's with the extra
We're gonna do your spot on me dude, where's she going?
That's not where the exit is dude
good. There's just no way that she decides to run, like, you have to tell them to escape.
I know, you have to tell them to escape. Literal interns develop this game. Alright.
She ran right past the extract.
That's insane.
That wasn't Rachel though, right?
It was just random, but still, I can't believe it.
Well, I think we lost.
You can choose about the cop thing though, because like, you can't save people as a cop,
right?
Wait, I'm a cop.
Because you can't tell them to escape.
This is bitch ass, Hannah.
I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Okay.
I arrested him, I guess.
Shoot him to the head.
Oh!
What's happening?
I shot him in the head.
Yeah, why is he going, whoa!
Is he just killing someone?
Oh.
Oh.
Here we go.
Oh!
Ow!
Ow!
I just want to get out of there.
oh
Is it over yeah 48 seconds we're gonna go fine. All right
I don't I can't believe that we don't know where the last person is
I don't understand why they would design it in a way where the civilians already have
it hard enough as it is.
And then when someone hides the special person and they die, we have no context.
We have no context clues, no hints, no nothing.
The guy's just invisible.
If you hit Tab, you didn't see her?
No.
like what's stupid they should at least like when you hide someone the other
civilians should know some sort of general because Michael just can hit a
button he hits one button you see through every wall
we lost I think
I got a couple of them all scapes.
I got flugged and murdered later.
That was my fault.
I knew better.
So I guess the car is so bad that you have to just like, you go in together.
Like, you go in instantly rather than trying to pick people up and leave because it's just so ass.
I think you just have to all go in together and then just decide to leave.
No matter what you walk.
I wanna get my cards.
TJ, walk in.
Maybe you need to be the killer that fun
You're a vodka or DJ I
Got tricked of being here
How'd you get tricked Matt literally calls me up? He's like yo, bro
I'm like in bed and I'm like all right and I get in discord and I'm like yo and he's like yo
What if I Halloween and I'm like, oh, okay? That's not that's not necessarily getting tricked. No, but it was his spot
Yeah, but he didn't want to play
Yeah
Yeah
Matt can take my spot
Yeah, yeah, I got new characters, so I might be
Character doesn't seem great
This character can be good.
Just load up some other friend slot.
Friend slot.
A long walk, fishing with friends.
You know, let a lot of games. You can bring the vibes back up.
I was vibing out, dude.
I'm vibing right now like I can't say they're good vibes, but I'm vibing
Oh guys, oh
Yeah
All right, I'm ready
Private match I let some people get away
Did you know a purpose?
No, I actually
I was fumbling my skills
Maybe now that we restarted our private matchmaking the VoIP will work.
Wait, you guys couldn't human the whole time?
No, I heard you.
No.
I didn't hear you.
Some people couldn't.
It's just the whole time.
It's just dead silence.
It was good.
Listen, I heard you, which is good, but they couldn't.
If VoIP wasn't breaking, it'd be a way better experience.
Yeah, I can't believe that.
I've been sitting here running around talking to fucking NPCs in silence like I'm honestly
here's my enzemaal, jean. I'm done.
My game's infinitely loading, man. Oh my god, hold up, four.
I'm gonna restart because the VoIP. Yeah, restart if your VoIP doesn't work and maybe it'll magically work.
Warp.
Ultra 4.
I can't believe Brox Chat is this broken though.
That's really surprising.
Cause like a lot of people use V-Box, but I don't think it's a V-Box issue.
I think it's a game issue.
Oh man.
Thank you.
Well, the game's bumpin'.
So many players.
Private match.
That worked.
I guess we could know if Wipe worked by trying it in the lobby.
Remember how last time I didn't, it didn't work and I rejoined and it did.
We could just give it a test.
What's weird though is, mine breaks like halfway through the game, but well, we'll try.
Oh, and then it broke.
What? It's so bad.
Which sucks because this game, honestly, a game like this needs more, like you need it to feel like...
Yeah, I felt bad like calming a mic in this cord, without being...
Yeah, also it gives Tyler hints as to what we're doing, we have to calm him down.
Yeah, feels weird.
Did you hear me?
No.
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Hello?
Can you hear me in-game?
Can you guys try to talk in-game right now?
Oh, no.
Can you hear me in-game?
No.
You could you hear me in game? Oh
No
Okay, so Tyler here through a mic doesn't hear me
Oh the last turn I hear Mike
Try to talk again, I can't hear that's insane
That's cool.
Can I try to kill again?
Don't make fun of me though.
I will make fun of you.
I don't make fun of you.
I can't lie.
Hello Kitty Island Adventure was pretty fucking fun.
I'm not better than this game, right?
I don't think it's different, for sure.
But that game is fluid.
It runs perfectly.
Thank you, but I try.
Streamline Quest, it's kind of nice.
Hello Kitty.
I'm getting
Oh
Which by the way we missed you on that
What's up
Another nine hour here
Leave alone. Yes, sorry
Fucking 9 hour guy never really used his phone work.
Bro I remember Mike get mad at him holy that was such a banger day.
Wait what?
I got mad at him.
Oh yeah he yelled at 9 cause this buddy is not listening at all.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Holy shit he never listens.
Oh he actually got mad at him.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Cause it was like the 4th time it happened and it almost got Mike killed.
You guys see me?
90k'd me and Mike in a day so.
Do I look cool?
You look normal
Yeah, holy shit my character's massive wait till you see me running down the road unit unit. Yeah, I'm a linebacker
Where's some not?
Haven't used
But who's the killer Anna me she wants to give it another spin
in.
They'll stay for the never been.
His ass, his ass.
His fridge.
And kill him first.
TJ, look at me.
Oh yeah, Michael.
Yeah, almost.
Three at one time.
Here we are.
Michael's here.
Huh?
Oh, not Michael.
There he is.
Holy fuck you.
Big.
Yeah, I'm fucking huge.
I'm a linebacker.
linebacker you laugh at that that's me that's me have my call I'm here
you know what time EST war dogs with over tomorrow 10 a.m. I said sorry 1 p.m.
Oh my god.
Thanks, one more time.
I forgot to send someone.
I forgot to send charisma.
Damn it, Ned.
Oh my god.
This is the operator's name.
I need to speak to the police. It's urgent.
Love for transfer.
It's safe to assume that the war dogs test, or the war dogs launch will be the same time that every other test in the game.
every other test has been so 10 a.m.
Oh fuck, what is it?
I don't know.
I think I understand, but...
Why is that bar so small? What the fuck?
We need help now. We're in danger.
That bar was tiny.
See what I can do.
I didn't mean to do that.
No, not to that.
Yeah, we're good there.
My character's so big, it's hard to even see anything.
There's so many shotgun shells, dude.
He's like seven feet tall
He's bigger than the killer. Yeah, this guy is yeah, he's bigger than Michael Myers
Oh shit
I'm not gonna sidewalk. Oh, yeah. It's so fucking. Oh, shit. Stop staring at me. Oh, shit.
Oh my god, people are just off another fucking doorways.
Hey, break.
No, no, no, no, Hannah, wait, wait, wait, I can't, I can't, I can't get out!
Oh, oh, you lucky dog.
Wait, wait, wait, no, I didn't mean to do that.
You lucky dog!
Oh, oh, let me out, let me out, oh.
You're so lucky.
lucky
he's coming for you too
but i can protect you
what should we do?
i'm sure she gets out
we'll do
lock the door in my face
after i save her
alright
big play on two
and his cat's me cause i'm so fat
You little bitch. Come here.
Probably.
The 29th, right?
Oh my god.
The lights are flashing in there.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Damn, you're so much slower on this character
when it comes to fucking these tasks.
Jesus.
Also, why do you look different?
You're a skin?
Yeah, you like it?
Yeah.
Well, we are banging out these cops right now.
Dang.
I think I'm doing better, too.
Dang it.
Wait.
Remember to hit Tab and look for the special people,
the orange people.
Oh, OK.
You want to kill those first, so they're worth the most points.
Alright, um, I don't see anything.
Oh, you gotta, I think you gotta get to kill more people first.
We have anything to figure out?
Uh-oh.
He's close.
Careful.
Careful, Tida, careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Careful.
Listen, bud.
I haven't found shit.
Honestly, I haven't either.
Oh, nice.
Wait, someone's loading.
I guess someone is.
Yo, fuck.
Ow.
Fuck it in.
A rock.
Who has a rock and a fucking cupboard?
Oh.
escape key or what another one there was two escape keys in one house that's
insane
like how you need to stop running your cards
yeah the card system needs to completely rework it's very odd
Oh my god.
Yo, where's- do you hear me?
You can't hear me.
I think you're actually on your right foot.
Oh, here's the exit.
Does anyone have an axe?
No.
Yeah, yeah.
Come to me, TJ.
Is that you?
Next to me?
I'm up here.
This is...
Uh-oh.
Wait, no.
Uh-oh.
I got it on head.
That was the one I was gonna get to.
Shit.
What's up?
Help me, TJ.
Help me, TJ.
T.J. has a way of working.
I might like to learn it.
Oh!
Come here!
I'll distract him while you go here.
Where are you headed?
Oh, really?
Over here.
Oh, you fucking... this came...
Help me, cop!
Help me!
No, no, no, that's not gonna work. This is not gonna work.
Oh, it will work. Okay. W.
Alright, now we know what to do, Teach.
Oh, oh, what's up?
Where's Linda?
What the hell's that?
Is there a pitchfork at me?
Oh, yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. Oh, what the fuck you bought me?
No
Oh, I think they open an exit
Yeah, they open an exit.
Wait, this could be our moment.
This could be our chance to actually handcuff them.
We saved everybody. Oh no, we lost two people.
well we saved you ever there's no one left
it's just us you know what to do
have to arrest
and here you go there
just cops everywhere dude
I just got two skill checks
One. What the fuck?
Back to back?
Now, like, at the same time.
There are two separate bars.
Wait, I ain't doing two skills checks at the same time.
Two separate bars.
That's not possible.
Operator speaking. Number, please.
I'm trying to reach the police.
Give me a moment, too. Can I do...
She's got two.
How's it impossible?
She's got two fucking minigames and one.
Oh, there we go.
Three star.
Time to get the fucking shotgun.
You guys know where shotgun is?
Let's take them down.
Nope.
There's so many shotgun shells, but...
Where's he at?
Oh. Alright.
Oh my god, there's so many cops.
I am massive. Look at me. I'm a fucking unit.
Do you guys know where the radio is?
I do. Wait, don't I have it marked on the map for me? I think I do.
You're on it.
I'm on it. Yeah.
Get out of my way, Tyler.
I don't think you can call the radio until someone dies.
each of them you let the fuck is that they're searching for Michael all these
cops yeah there's a lot of them I'm trying to find a shotgun I've looked
everywhere or a pistol anything no I haven't found any gun
oh look at all these cops
where is she
oh shit that was sick
get him get him
i'll flay you through
get him up
okay
how
arrest him
how do you get in there
arrest him
get off me
Arrest his ass!
Are they trying- are they doing it?
I see the thing!
Get him, get him!
Holy shit!
Give him space, give him space!
Fuck!
Okay, okay, okay!
Get him, get him, get him, get him!
Fuck him up!
Fuck him up!
Oh fuck him up!
Wait, wait, wait!
Push him!
Kill him!
I got the police car key maybe the cuffs are in there
Get the car get the car get the car right I can't
For a year right here
We took out so many cops on the back
There's gonna be a shotgun in here has to be wait, why did it have the logo, but it didn't work
Oh, yeah, you might get out get out. There's a rifle push it push it
Hold on, I got a pocket knife, I'm okay.
What?
This game is so shit.
This game is so shit.
So shit.
Oh, Justin!
That's insane.
I've never got you, mate.
That's insane.
That's insane.
I have a linebacker.
That's insane.
That's insane.
Wait, we were so close to arrest again.
We were right there.
I know, I know.
What the fuck?
Well, we're wrong.
I don't know.
Hold on, though.
Shit.
Get the radio.
Get the radio.
Get the radio, Tyler.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, radio me.
Radio me back in.
Tyler, yeah, yeah.
On the left.
Uh-oh.
Tyler needs help.
No, I need help.
What is happening?
Wait, Tyler doesn't need help.
I don't need help, Todd, where you at, Ian?
Run, Justice!
Oh my god, dude, lucky to have you!
Oh, no, no!
Yes, I'm gonna go back!
I'll arrest this bitch-ass!
I'm here!
No, no, arrest me!
I'm out!
He's down, he's down, he's down!
Ow!
He's down!
We don't have the symbol anymore.
Give me a hand, give me a hand.
The symbol's gone.
I see the symbol, I see the symbol.
I got you!
Is it glowing blue, though?
Like blue, no?
I don't know, not like before, not like before.
TG.
Take your time, take your time.
Why are we loading this sniper like a fucking shotgun?
I don't know.
Is it time to get out, or do we keep trying?
Ben, cop car!
Put a bullet right in the fucking tire set right now.
Yep, not tire set.
Oh, it missed.
What the hell am I looking at?
I'll run him over.
I'll run him over.
I hit him with that.
Hit him with that.
I
Oh
Shit
Yeah, why wouldn't work in this game?
Okay, he's invisible he's invisible
No, we got a wrestler well towers getting in okay, okay. I got two bullets. That's it
You guys got I have twelve shots
But I don't have to shotgun pistol pistol. Oh
You turn off my car
She turned off my car. I'm out. I know you're funny funny funny get distance
Okay, so do you have the symbol the glowing one? No, I had three. Oh, yeah, we need the glowing one I
I
We didn't I think we did actual cops
They have to be in range probably I think it was too cramped in that room
Yeah, I think so too. We got cops here. We got cops here. Don't escape. Oh
I don't know if they're gonna
I'm stuck in the core!
One more knock, one more knock!
Stop it!
Come here and jump!
one more knock wait wait one more knock one more knock
one more knock
got him
stop it
come here drop him
I got three rounds
no I got three rounds
that's what you guys get for shooting me
come here
stop shooting me
You're ass I'm out of bullets. Hey, I do something
Gooder-gooder-gooder-gooder this ain't the same noise
Fuck it's a mini-gay dude. It's a minigame. It's it's a minigame. I'm playing it
I'm playing!
Sorry, bro.
I got you!
Nice!
Not nice!
My mic.
It is.
I'm out of volts, I'm out of volts, I'm out of volts.
We won't rest until we don't you, Michael.
We need Michael.
We won't rest until we don't you, Michael.
No!
No!
Put him down!
Damn it!
Nice!
Clear!
Why is this guy just shooting at me?
I'm shooting at me!
He's shooting fucking rubber bullets.
I think he's done.
I push him, I push him.
Lock it down.
Wow, splash your eyes.
Get knocked!
Please!
I'm about to stab.
Tyler, help!
Tyler, help!
Push, push, push!
He's not coming for you!
He's not coming for you!
Rest, rest!
Arrest his ass. No, I can't I can't this game
Bro, I got bugged in the car that was a win
Damn it dude, I think a cop or the doctor can arrest right that's why I was able to do the problem
You failed the minigame I did miss one of them
But I think it's a timer when they, you know how like you have, they have a minigame to get up?
I think that's the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think their minigame's faster.
I'm just saying it's spinning V or R.
That was a crazy round, by the way. That was an insane round.
The fucking, when we were all just brawling in the house, oh my god, that was so good, that was so good.
How did you not go down?
That was really funny.
That was crazy.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
I really thought we were going to rest her.
I wish Void fucking worked.
Yeah, me too.
I
Guess it was like you without me this one. Why I gotta go back through
Okay, we'll wait we take it back
There you go. Oh wait, how long you're gonna take he's already gone
He does not want to play this at all
No, respect. I'm having a good time. It's I know should we should we find someone else?
We could, so what we could do, what we could do is we could 4v1 randoms so we could Q and
then we could use that.
I like that.
I like that.
Because like he clearly doesn't want to play.
Yeah, I don't have force, I'm either, he's having a bad time.
Yeah, he's baby raging.
Let's get him out of here.
How do I kick him?
Kick him out.
He doesn't want to be a friend.
Kick him out of the group.
I don't even...
I don't even...
I'd play the worst dogshade game because I don't want to be a friend.
first dog shit game with you guys.
I don't know if that's true.
We asked you to play Dark Robby.
Wait, that's actually not true, yeah.
That's actually really true.
I can't kick him.
That's actually lower than.
Maybe you got to restart the party.
Oh, that's the quit game button.
Oh, yeah, that's, I guess I was going to a special pool.
Yeah, that makes sense.
That's the quit game button for sure.
That makes sense.
The thing is I actually forgot about those games.
Like I actually forgot until you brought it up.
I understand though.
I understand why you don't.
but it makes me sad because we could be having a lot of fun.
Like Mike had so much fun getting like TK'd multiple times
by nine hours.
And Tarkov was fun.
It would have been great if we had another person.
Was that a quick Tyler?
Sure, sure.
We'd be winning more if I was playing with you guys.
No, what happened?
We decided to leave you.
Yeah, we're leaving you because you don't want to play.
Yeah.
He's like hell yeah, okay, he's already gone
All right, sorry invite that was easily the most fun rounds that I was going on dude that one was a believe in you
You're leaving me. Yeah, we're gonna go keep on and try to beat the random killers. All right nice join my party
Is for some reason you are never online. Well, you're not either
Choose your role, bottom left, civilian.
I don't...
Uh, where?
Yeah.
Oh, I see.
As long as it's civilian, you're good.
Civilian? Yeah, I'm good.
Okay.
This might take, this might take like a minute.
I thought we were just gonna cue into like, sequisha or something.
It might take a minute or two, but...
Actually, I don't know, a lot of people are playing this game.
Maybe our VoIP will work, we'll work and we can talk shit.
It's funny how fucking bad the game is, but there's like a sliver there of hope, y'know?
Mm-hmm something's fun like some there's some parts about it. There's a charm to it
There's some parts about it that are fun, but it's
Yeah, this guy skin this guy he's really high level and they're gonna be insane
They'll be able to jump they'll be able to warp on top of you and grab you instantly and there's no counter play
How do they do that? Is it just like leveling up?
No, your ability. The one that makes you go instantly invisible?
That one also lets you spawn in.
I'm going to get to someone.
Hey, who is this?
Don't come near me.
Alright, bye.
Okay.
Alright.
Talksick.
All your friends.
I had beer too.
I'm going to instantly call the cops. I don't know. Is that the right call?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, you can pay now.
It was fucking right click.
Dude.
listen to me at least make a different color talk to this guy anymore at least
make it a different fucking color
he's also miles he turned out the power miles I'm terrified yeah dude they're
insane these randoms aren't saying it's but they're he's not breaking in though
because I locked everything so he's waiting for my escape I think this town
is under attack there might he's inside the mouth click both at the same time oh
Wait that makes a lot of sense does that work time to talk just clicking both work
You try are you called to do that? There's no audio. He's in the fucking house. Yeah
Welcome to pubs. I have a stamp key
He's good my body escape key. What's that? Why is he carrying my body?
Where did I get you I don't know I lost visual
Well, you'll be the first guy.
What's the joints do?
I'm going to put this guy down and it'll be like this.
You can see where the killer is.
Oh, OK.
I'm a cop, and fucking, oh, I'm so excited.
I'm going to hunt this guy down.
It's kind of stupid.
So I talked to someone, and I left the conversation
because I heard something.
and then I couldn't talk to him.
I don't know if he's going to pull down on it.
Like, for me, it's...
No, no, permanently.
Just to pull down.
Yeah, it's like 10 seconds or something.
He's got a nasty, he's attacking people.
The killer!
This is like, oh...
Well...
I could call on a radio.
Yeah, I could just come back and get him.
The game.
I'll just minigame, don't worry.
Have they killed any of the innocent civilians just walking down the street?
I found Bob.
Yeah, he killed one that I...
Uh-oh.
He didn't kill...
Uh-oh.
Is there anyone listening?
Yeah, I'm gonna radio Justin back.
I'm in danger.
Wait, he got a special, but he didn't kill the one that was in my house.
It's kind of weird.
I knew well. I'm on my way.
Okay, you're back, Justin.
Hey, Mike.
Oh, I'm at the doctor.
I'm hiding this guy upstairs.
I'm the doctor.
I'm the doctor.
Okay, I have us a repair kit and a stand key.
If I get gassed, we could literally leave right now.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, Bob's upstairs here.
Don't worry about it.
I think we're in the bathroom.
We're gonna save people, obviously.
Do you know what the hourglass does?
I have an escape key.
The hourglass on the bar.
The car's 1525.
And the closet up here.
1525.
That's where the car is.
hook up for an escape route dude yeah I got a key can I find that as the yeah
yeah yeah definitely did you call the cops just it is the time I am a
yeah we have the doctor so I'm just trying to stay alive all we need is
gas. Okay.
I see Michael walking.
Michael's outside 1535.
That's south of the map.
Back to the back.
I was calling street names, bro. Hello.
We're locked in, bro. We're serious.
You had no passion.
It's what I'd stand right. I didn't.
I'm not a friend of the minute.
Bob's at 1521.
I didn't realize their addresses.
that's nice
and where's the escape hatch bro
look at the river
and on all we need to ask for a week and say for people
i'm looking for gas
but i don't know what i got
but i guess
try to bomb okay yeah have a follow you and come fifty twenty five
and then we'll do about any
you know when he is
all i do i do i know where he is i'm gonna go get her and then i'm gonna drop
this a little bit about a few of our first
look at the
and i'll pick up any
so i don't want to start
you're not going
i don't want to start uh...
was happening
which are
look at the mic will not like
and then i'll just come back as a cop so it's okay
we have the person following you
i have to do the interaction
oh god michael's here
what address mike?
1532
1525 is where the car is
okay i'm gonna go 25 then
where's the other special?
uh... 1521
really? No, the other one, the other one. Okay, he's down at the moment. I'm going to 25 with Bob.
Well, that's good. Careful. Just was there fighting. Okay, you got to hide.
He's getting up right now. No, 32. I think it is. Yeah, I'm going to 25. It's like the same
shit. Exactly. Sadly, he's following me. But there's two people I want to save that are near
I can't do anything about it, though
He's following me down the street middle of the road in front of I mean
We just take the L and oh my god. Wait. Why'd he go into the car? I don't know. I don't know. He knows that it's fixed
I think no
I don't know he's AFK or just standing still. He's gone. Oh, yeah, it's gone
All right, I'm going for it. I
I don't know I would wait it seems like he knows you think he knows the car like
I feel like he's gonna be on he's gonna be on top of it I think I don't think you
should yet just kind of paid it I'm gonna wrap around through the neighborhoods
it seemed like he knew or he's on the sticks who knows he's on the sticks in
the night Xbox yeah on a roller
Okay, this person is hidden. That person said it didn't work.
What are you, Tyler, on the bike?
Yeah, where is this guy?
Wait, I can do this?
I had to go this way.
I think it scared the car away.
I'm trying to save one more person.
Okay, I'm just scouting at the moment.
Ana, do you still have the special?
Yeah, Bob.
Okay, I'm going to save a normie because I don't know where the other special is, but that's okay.
We got three normies stashed at the moment.
I see where the special should be.
I see the thing on the map, but is that person in a car or something?
Wait, you're right. I see something too.
You see that? It's like top left of the map where you're at.
Where I'm at, right?
Or whoever has the bolt cutters.
I have the bolt cutters.
It's somewhere near you.
Oh, I thought it was near me.
What is? The car?
No, it's special.
I don't know moving down the street
That's yeah, that's the one isn't me with the car keys. Yeah, it's all in yeah
They say I
Don't oh
Yeah, that has to be I just don't see you on the map for some reason I
Just don't get one of us must have hid one like where is the other one?
I have no fucking clue like did any of us hide one. I didn't hide it
You said 25. I remember yeah, it's here. I
I just don't know I'm here special Asia. Yeah, where's where's Annie? Oh, I hit Annie
didn't I know I told him to go in the car or what?
They should hide in the car for now. How do I do that? Um, talk
Hide what do I tell him where to hide?
It might just be random he might be he'll go in
Did I tell Annie to hide?
I don't know. Come back, come back, come back.
We have three in the area, so it's not that big of a deal.
I don't know where my car is.
Oh, because the car is locked. It's because the car is locked.
Yeah, I have the keys.
Can you unlock it?
No, I wouldn't do it yet, because my friend can take it.
Alright, I'm going to hide them then, and then I'll let us see where it goes.
Don't do exits, if you guys can get a...
We have one car.
Here, don't hide them.
You're going to run away.
I'm following him. He's hiding in the car next door guys.
Sorry, let's just leave fuck it whatever come come with Anna. Oh bring him
You get him
Special agent is fucking God knows where by the way, Michael Myers quit the game
That's why I was wondering where my son was, if you hold Tab and press E
He's not even in the game and we're playing the game bro
No he was, but after he like, I don't know
So we're just fucking...
What's our point?
No killer
What's our point?
Why the fuck would they let the game keep going?
Yes, why is that a thing dude?
We'll get our points and then we'll leave
For a fucking, like running pre-drying strats or something
What do you get in the car?
Is there room for him?
There's one seat. We should kick this guy out.
I don't think the game will end.
Wait, I think he ran over Bob.
The game won't end until we save everybody. We need to save everybody.
Bob's running now.
We'll just open an extract.
We should fuse, right? That's what you said Tyler?
Yeah, yeah.
Two fuses.
Two exits.
I found any of these.
I
Got to talk to Bob again cuz I don't need a hit
Why is it she following me come here
Get out of the car. Oh my god. What is this guy doing? No, we don't want we want him in the car
No, he can follow me man because I'm gonna go try to open some extract. Why is she not come here?
Well now we got time, huh?
No, this is an extract, Justin.
No, I know it is, but not every single one is going to be able to get out.
That's what I thought.
Yes, okay. I'll just take these guys. Stop stealing my guys.
Well, Daniel was mine to be fair.
Michael, why does she walk away?
This is just...hello?
Let me see if...hold on, I'll get this guy.
Wait, Bob ran away again!
Why did you do a mob?
Let me my car
Wait you guys coming in okay, okay, what about fucking friends
Okay, say it okay. Let's see if she goes in
She's literally running like she's really running guys a magazine in his hands
Dude, she doesn't want to comply. Yeah, let me try. Let me try. Let me try to come back here for black
I have two escape keys. Bob's inside, he won't follow me.
He locked me out. He locked me out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's not in now. He's not in.
I gotta get him in at least.
Oh wait, Bob's coming now.
Bob left! He left! Or whoever that was just left!
I got bomb
This game is so bad. It's crazy. I am an abaculate
That's good thing. There's no killer guys. This is another day
That's the other day
We're just larging the whole fucking time.
What a fucking weenie, by the way.
Why do you leave?
I'm gonna report that guy.
His name was VisualMT13 or something.
Someone important.
Spam.
Matt's important.
The Xbox.
Come on.
This way.
Hit him bad.
See if she'll follow me.
I can't.
Just the normal day.
No killer in sight.
Dude, they won't get in my car.
Like, what's the point?
You're gonna tell them to escape? Maybe they'll get in your car?
Yeah, you think that would work? Come on.
Stick with me. I know.
We're gonna lose at the time.
I can't.
You know, I wouldn't put it past this game to fucking not even put it in Fuses.
I bet it's fucking R&D. There's no Fuses on the maps.
Dude, I've searched like four houses, no Fuses.
That's what I'm saying. They're just like, they should be in garages. They're nowhere.
in the strong boxes you got to open it with cutters or yeah yeah I found one
hold on oh I ran away though we're playing with no no killer it's
I thought of views I can open this
Go north go directly north
Where are you
Yeah.
We were at the one.
Now it's something you lost.
Holy, that's a big boost.
I dropped it.
Where'd it go?
What?
Hannah.
Guys, we're losing to no killers.
We're losing to ourselves.
Oh, I see it on the map.
Let me go get it.
I got one.
I got one.
I'm going 15-10.
It's the one I got.
All right.
I'm at 15-10 north.
I'm leaving.
I'm here.
15-10 north.
of leaving okay i got the fuse i'm gonna leave to my way
we gotta save the people yeah you tell me i'm gonna take bomb
yeah i got something to see
i gotta run and put the fuse in you have an axe we gotta break this shit down
no 30 that's not it's a couple wood um there's another one
over here i think it's open yeah this is a good question if there's no killer are
we really escaping yes we're getting xp so
Yeah
Beyond will you roll this one's open over here free free free
My other follower is stuck in the house
Oh shit, this is funny
I think the best part about the game is just what do you think it can't get worse it does you know it's actually
hilarious
I think it's so fucking funny
No, this is fun. It's actually genuinely fun
How many more room we got there
I
Think Hannah's a fuse as well as long as you got an axe and break the wood I took one out
I opened it. I opened a different one where it's a guy me
1510
1510 and then the one to the right of that across the street has one got it
I
Was calling the cops
I can't believe we didn't even notice
17 minutes
Bro, what do you mean?
You see me spend like eight minutes. I got the fucking phone
You see me spend eight minutes trying to figure out why they can't get into my bugged car
Mine's not fully open go back like that's what's closed
What do you see the one at the bottom that's the one I opened at the bottom of that straight through the fence that you're looking at
Yeah
What's the game with me Tyler?
Plants gonna be foals
Me and Bob I think
Wasn't this one it wasn't this one
We're good
Wow, they actually left on their own the the one I took was the one at the very bottom of that
Where's that guy going it's full
I
Can't take it he's not gonna make it in time, and I can't get over my car
I was just died sure enough
Where's the other escape at the bottom of that?
But what?
Like 1535
One of the there's like a door that's on the bottom a golden door. I don't see it. Oh
Yeah, I don't see things like Mike does Mike does
Where's the fucking eggs it's the bottom of the map, it's on you
What's up guys, I don't see it. I don't see it. It's right here. You're running right through it
I'll see you guys on your left so behind 1549 things. Appreciate that
All right, I can't see the map when I'm dead over them gone, okay, I figured it out
Wait, Josie get out of there. I'm gonna wait right
There's no killer wait, what am I escaping from escape for XP dude. We're farming fuck the XP watch the skirt
Hell yeah we did it!
Yeah we got 10 victories, let's go!
Whoa that was a scary one!
He's a little better than my first game.
Our very first game with the guy left, that's insane.
I think it was an elo game.
And then we're done.
I got more, got more raiding in TDA.
That was a pro, hello?
DJ, come back, we need a fish.
Oh no, I'm out of this dude.
Does an auto play the next match?
I think it does.
Yeah.
That's so funny that they didn't get it in the car.
I would say we could we could invite like lexie or something but the in-game
VoIP doesn't work so I like I feel like pubs are better you know going against
a random killer yeah cuz at least we could talk in discord yeah let's go okay
Okay, Sony.
So...
Yeah.
Relit, 0, 6, 11.
This guy for sure is looking to get in.
Why do you think the last guy left?
He warmed up.
I don't know.
He warmed up.
I just think...
This guy doesn't have a skin, so we're probably fine.
You know what the best part about some of the bugs is chat when they see them happen?
They're like, bro, it's because your character doesn't have the stat.
I'm like, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But Shaq copes so hard.
The copes is insane.
Like they, oh my god.
Like yesterday they were calling us all haters.
It's like, no, the game is objectively just not that good.
Like they're all being honest for a second.
They're playing the guitar.
I got a shotgun, by the way.
I bring them down.
Holy shit, that's bad.
He's over on Cade Avenue right now.
I'm trying to talk to this person,
but this is a risky talk at the moment.
I will make this person hide, very convincing, with a shot again.
Oh yeah, I made this person, he's kind of close, I think.
Is there a chat, at least?
There's no chat.
I'll get to it.
Find a place for a kitchen knife sandwich.
There should be a chat room for your...
Uh oh!
I am too!
That was a really smart play by the killer. This guy's experienced, trust me.
He waited for the detection on the smart play.
Who's on the blank again?
me. Hi. I'm honest. 731. Right. Tanya. Tanya. I just spam call the belief. Are you just
keep calling him? I need to speak to the police immediately. Oh, here. Give me. Oh my God,
So small does it get harder the skill check these
Someone next me me. Yeah. Oh my god. That was terrifying. I
Hit someone in here the person next door, so I'm gonna go get him
Okay, I'm gonna go get the guy next door we got a rest one we have to I want to bully this guy
I think a good way would be trying to stack up bullets and pick up all the bullets
Yeah, and then something else. We all have guns and shit. Oh, yeah, scary
All right, he killed the regular I got one special
Well fun acts, okay, we could we could we could bring that seller exit
628
yeah there's a guy hidden in 731 and a guy hidden in the trailer
you can escape this guy right now
wait no, book cutters on me
coming on at 628
yeah pop it open and you can get one out for sure
628
630
okay I'm coming
oh right next door right next door
yeah yeah yeah
is that all you guys need?
I'm like
yeah I only have book cutters just this guy I need
in the game. Yeah, he's in the game. I'm looking in the streets of looking. I missed the first
one. Stupid ass. Look at your screen. Who is this? Who is this? Wait, the NPC. Mike,
there's a guy in here. No, I hit him. Killer. Killer. Killer. Killer. No, no, no, no, no,
I'm coming. I'm coming. Where's on me? Where's on me? Norths. West. 830. I got it. I got it open. I'll get Marcus out. Wait, he's going for the special agent. He knows where she is. What? Stop her. Stop her. Stop her.
I'm gonna shoot him. Where is he? I don't know. Somewhere north. Somewhere north. I'm getting Marcus out. Nice. I got him. Tell it around. Tell it around. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I
Know don't tell her to follow follow follow hide hide
No, she's gonna hide in the car bro, but she's fucking stupid. What are you doing? What do you mean? That's not my fault
Tell her I
Just run she run
She why would she hide in the same fucking car?
like how's that my fault look at the
man gave me he's still looking in the
cars
stupid oh he's coming he's coming he's
coming guys special agent on me north
north yeah and I'm trying to escort her
but I it's I'm gonna do it where's she
going what's happening
I'm going to tell her to hide
even if that means staying hidden
help me
I don't know where she's going
I'm going to follow her though
I don't want Michael to
I don't know where the extract is so I can't get her out
oh I'm dead
I'm not dead I'm not dead I'm not dead I'm not dead
holy shit
okay he's
he's kind of ass this guy's kind of ass
Yeah, told you no skin.
Are you in the warehouse?
Yeah.
Okay, is he in here?
I don't know, some more.
He's...
I'm here with the guy.
He's on me, he's on me, he's on me.
Okay, I hit her.
Can someone grab her?
He's 828.
Wait, I'm watching him so we can't TP.
I'm watching him so we can't TP.
Holy shit, I'm broken.
So whoever knows the extract, can you get this girl out at 828?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying.
I just can't sprint because this game sucks.
But my stand is fucking bugged.
He's getting in the house, A-12.
He's going to you, is he going in the house?
Well, he's looking for her.
He's in there.
A-12, I see him.
I see him in front.
Wait, how does he know?
He's in there.
You guys can go, you guys can go, you guys can go, you guys can go.
We got a save for him.
No, we got a save for him.
He's on me.
Yeah, I can't do anything.
I'm hitting him, I'm hitting him.
I'll save one.
I'll save one of them.
I'll run.
Here you go.
I'm shooting his ass. He fell, he fell, he fell, go, go, go.
Tell her to escape.
Well, we have to know where the escape is.
He's getting back up.
Yeah, I'm the only one who knows, I think.
Didn't we just talk about this earlier in the game? Remember the book cutters?
Yeah, but we have to know, Tyler. Our character has to know.
Oh, you have to physically go there to tell them?
Yeah, so if you know, you can do it.
Yeah, I know where some exits are ones over here by the way also
I found another one who's this ancient amulet
Where oh
Yeah
Yes, where's the extract? Oh, there's one right here.
One's right here. Yeah, yeah. I do, I do, I do.
The problem is, I have no stamina, so if he comes on me...
I will make sure he does not come.
So, yeah, don't let him come.
I will not let him come.
Do not redeem it.
Well cutters, that's him.
There's also one behind me where I just came from. I just didn't... I needed some cover.
Okay, okay. Now we need to get... I'll go for 731.
Okay.
Why is it not prompting?
To me.
Oh, Tanya died. That sucks. 731's dead.
Okay, can you cover me over here? There's something we can get.
That I stashed up in this trash can.
Do you see the killer or anybody?
No, yeah, something one. So it goes straight ahead. There's someone in the back here
Let me guess the game is not gonna. It's not gonna work. Let's see
I have a sedan key
You have the extract ever talking for
Yeah, I do
You tell me leave. Yeah, you did nice. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm gonna escort her maybe
Yeah, I'm gonna go with
Yeah
She fucking I'm gonna go try to save some blue people
Please you're he's just camping the exit
That's that's fine. Oh, that's not good on the way. She's going to the other one. That's good. That's all right
do you have an axe or no I made it out I made it out holy shit
when she's hiding she's hiding an axe
oh there's another one open over here it's just I'm on the flare
just keep distracting him okay I'm gonna go talk to her
oh yeah I'm on the tp
hit him on the flare
this one's running at a time
oh, I'm watching, I'm watching
no, it's not time-based, that's...
he's coming back to the exit
he's coming back to the other one? okay, I'll...
yeah, he's coming back to the exit, 731
okay, I'm just gonna tell her to...
whatever the house this is, 628
he's looking, he's trying to go inside the house
I mean, there's nothing I can do, she's fucking...
I'm gonna go to the door
I'm right behind him. No, I'm right behind him. I'm just like trailing him.
Uh-oh. He's seen me.
I'm gonna have to talk to her again once again still.
Okay, I'm triple stalked, but look at the boys.
Where's Annie?
Should I tell her to exit or is she- is she here? Can I open the exit?
Be cute out. Be cute out. Be cute out right next to the exit.
Okay, I'm gonna go for it.
okay i'm gonna go for it
i'm standing in light
you might be trying to go on me in a second
oh yeah, don't worry, don't worry, the middle of the street, don't worry
you just go for the exit, go for the exit
i see him, tyler, i can help you if he gets in
no, i'm okay, i don't care, she's coming for the exit now
he's coming for the exit now
why is she not leaving?
i shot him
i'm running away now
and she locked me out
to ten
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
fuckin' ass
fucking game of socials
leave motherfucker
i suggest you get moving
wait there's a chance there's a chance there's a chance
bro im leaving
im pissed right now
wait it's two cops
there's two cops here
wait should i go to that house
Why she going to the 4-1?
I can't keep up.
I can't take the bug anymore, I can't take the bug.
Holy fuck.
I'm still here.
You guys need help?
No, no.
Insane.
Run out of spirit.
Insane.
Okay, we have one more of that, essentially, right?
Actually insane, like I can't believe that just happened.
She follows me, she doesn't go to the exit, I tell her to go to the exit, she's still
of the exit. Lorraine. Okay, let's leave at the, let's all leave at uh, at six two eight.
Yeah?
Whoever's left, 6-2-8.
I'm next to him, so I think.
I'm sending someone over. It might be the last slot.
6-2-8?
Okay. I have to go so far.
We're trying to arrest them, too.
I'm running sideways.
Don't worry, C.
or see
he probably just thinks this is the only exit so he's probably just camping it
come on Hannah
oh god
I could own
I could leave and I run come come come
wait there's a game that's gonna ganks he ganks me and then you got down I'm
going
I don't think there's enough room for all of us there isn't oh
fuck wait there's one there's not a lot of you have both cutters
yeah oh no not anymore okay well there was
then I almost opened another one
I'm gonna call the cops what about the one we saw earlier
That one shouldn't be a hole that's what I was thinking it's over there by I don't remember the number by that barn
That we just got to find a way out now what why?
I bumped you
way he left we escaped
just to lose
go negative go negative go negative get fucking out bitch
sorry i got sucked
what the hell
six seven six seven six seven
Put your hands up, put your hands up.
Yep.
Well, we're live.
Yes.
You're on that.
You're accelerating.
I think he was new.
We're the civilians.
We're a fucking Earth.
We're a fucking pre-made, look at this.
Yeah, it's kind of fucked up.
Well, we could do in-houses.
This guy's going to fuck us up.
He's got an outfit.
If I get that bug, you're gonna multi-point and I'm gonna control it.
What was the bug?
It didn't let me regen my Sam ever.
I was just constantly black-screen out of Sam.
Yeah, I was just done.
I was just like, that happens again, I am out!
Let's see why the cutscene doesn't show the skin.
It does.
Mine doesn't, ever.
Oh, I saw your skin.
Yeah.
My mind's just like the normal dude.
All right
Oh nice scared got no pants on bro at a bar doing
Call the cops cover me
No, I did I love looping Jason on houses and windows. Can you do that in this? You can't really loop
Not real get caught in he shut the door on him and he just runs away
I think the more you loop the more your fuss fine. He can hide that's probably better spot anyways for
Well, I got an escape you
Me too. I have a skip answer down
Any decent person not gonna let you do it like you could do it like twice and then
one who is looking into this
come on shark i found a shark again yeah it's a candy
pick a treat fell my feet
Oh
Like see someone
We know where Michael's at no
Lauren
I tracked right here see bolt cutters man, yeah, man
I might be near me, he's on me, he's on me, he's on me, it would not be bolt cutters here would there
Oh he's on me for sure, I don't want
Oh you just keep it inside the house, it's good
I'm running towards you Tyler. Oh I'm dead, no worry about it
Oh, are you having this person follow you? Yeah. Oh my God, block her. I can get out
right now. Yeah, you like cheap you through with the army. I died.
Opening the door. Wait, I need an axe. God damn it.
Thing is, two Tyler found the extra axe, so...
Yeah, I found one too.
That's not gonna... I can get Tyler back, right?
Oh yeah, I can get Tyler back.
Okay.
I'm gonna work on that at least.
Yeah, to open that, I'm gonna get Tyler back real quick.
We played Valheim 1.0, probably not for a couple months.
Yeah, fuck that game.
Yeah.
Fuck that game, as Justin says.
Yep.
Oh, I hit the wrong button.
Do we have an axe?
I have a pickaxe.
No.
I hope for an exit.
Oh, you did?
Hell yeah.
Do you think a hatchet-
9-5-1.
Does a hatchet work for an axe?
Or does it have to be an axe?
Oh, he's right now.
Bye.
9-5-1's open.
May I use a meat cleaver?
Is that our man?
Oh yeah, that was him.
These were, these are, these are called the margues.
Oh it does work.
It's like 950 I think.
Well that would have been nice to know.
Yeah, Mike was down the street 950.
North side.
Opening up an exit.
Did we get tower back?
I'm trying to get to the doctor.
Yeah, I'm no, no, no, I can know he's not back yet Tyler or he's getting camp by this guy
This guy's camping the phone at the moment
What?
Yeah, I turned the power on and he was just right there waiting for me so I'm gonna go back
If I can get to it
I'm gonna go save one of the
specials
Hey, did we hide them all?
You had one you can go to the exit. Oh, here's one of the thing. Oh, oh, that was close
I'm just a behind-trustee.
That amount of Samson's not good, not good.
It's fine, just stay in the light.
I'm not fucking paying for it.
He used to CD like two minutes ago, so...
Should be good.
God, that was close.
I'm gonna try to get this guy out.
I got two of them out.
I can't get that out of this guy's actually can't get him to shoot.
Who's on you?
He's probably gonna leave now that we got an agent special agent man. I'll think he's happy with my escape there
I'm getting Marcus out
Where's Bob is everyone or Bob is
I got I got Marcus
guy that I saw originally.
He's getting owned because he's so focused on you.
Yeah I know, that's the problem is like he just wants to protect Talon from me.
Oh, you got me Mike! Turn around, turn around, turn around!
Yeah, I got me good Talon here.
Oh.
No!
Thank you.
Thanks deputy. Yeah, they could just TP on top of you and there's nothing you could do.
Can you get my loot or does it fall or no? The rifle?
I had a rifle on rifle bullets
Okay, you don't want to grab that there's also a repair kit
Deputy killing escape I didn't escape key to
Up and shots
All right, I mean solid back I guess it could be could be Hannah
I still don't know where Bob is.
Someone hit Bob.
I don't see him on my map, so I don't know.
I think it goes away.
I think it goes away.
I'm just going to loop around.
He's in the middle of the street.
Tyler, right where you are on my body, there's a rifle, ammo, and an escape key.
You can't TP anywhere because I'm watching.
This is kind of OP.
I'm telling you, this is his ability, right?
Yeah.
Well, I found a special one watching him, though.
I don't know if there's enough room at the exit, let's find out.
There was room at mine at, I think it was 915?
He's running, so we're about to find out.
Who's this?
No, he just closed it, Bob is running elsewhere, I don't know where he's going.
go anywhere you're this one really wanting them
mechanics overalls is taking everyone out some help would be appreciate alright
we got everyone out we're just gonna leave
officer
your lives are on the way you need your help right now
rest his ass
you go you go you go
There's no more room for me don't like that
Yeah, you got you got Tyler working with you. There's one close to you. No
No, or is that one full? I
Don't see it. You see the nine five one exit nine five one exit. It was I think he just closed the door
I don't know where it is. It should be close to you like down to your right like he's just
Like here
No, no, no, you're going on
Like down this alley to the left and straight
was the original one we opened I think it has room he just closed like Michael
closed the doors is he not getting up Tyler no he's not sitting there
he left so what they just lose they leave yeah I guess
What the fuck?
So I think it was to your right, Mike, just down, like, go right more, behind you, to
your right, yeah, right here.
Oh, yeah.
I think he closed this, so you have to just reopen it.
All right.
Dude, they just leave when they lose.
What is this pussy-ass shit?
All right.
I mean, he kind of got work to be fair.
He got out.
He kind of got work.
It's how I was just owning him.
Well, he couldn't he couldn't escape here cuz I was just watching all the escape teller like he couldn't ghost
He couldn't ghost out
Go straight go straight that way. Yeah, and that's gonna be like past this yellow house. Oh, that's right there
I mean that's a different the boys
Left dude, that's comical
It's comical
He raised but
Nice.
It didn't even do that bad!
Honestly!
Honestly though, he should get...
If he does that shit, he should get a bad little matchmaking ban.
Yeah, 100%.
If you leave, you should get a ban.
Doesn't even try.
Like, that's... dude, that's...
That's fucking people in 2026, bro.
They just don't even try.
They just give up.
They want things given to them.
They just give up! That's crazy!
So the next one will be insane.
Report that guy, he's by the ground.
He's on play, he's on playstation.
We were watching Secrecia last night, he leveled up, he was like 91 level.
We were like, what the fuck?
Yeah, yeah.
So we will take to like one or no, it's been a while.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, this guy's got the good skin.
Oh, this guy's going to be good.
Okay, now we got to lock it.
Oh, shit.
We got to lock it.
This guy serious.
Be these guys.
We wanted competition.
We got it.
You do.
We wanted a competition, we got it.
Kedutski, log in.
Yep.
I don't know if the play at the beginning is to call the cops, to convince people to hide, or to look for loot.
I don't really...
Well, you ran to that target. I'll go at this one. I don't like going to the tires right away. Oh, I see him. He's at um
713 he's camping the gold target. Oh
He knows then he's he's at the house. We have weapons are doing here. I'm gonna try to get off that
Oh, yeah, he's walking to the house next door. He knows I don't have any weapons yet
He knows
I can't get in the house
Oh
Hey, I guess I'll just call the cops like that's all I could really do or find a weapon
I have firecrackers I could go over there
Somebody fuck him up
Fucking I'll call the cops too. Maybe we just spam call. All right. Yeah, I'm gonna call
Oh, I'm gonna call too. Fuck you. Everyone just spam call spam call
Hi sheriff's department
I feel sure it's for a month. What's your name and location?
Something's going on
What could we do we found him immediately? Yeah, just knew
We're dying out here
Maybe we try to get three stars for this guy fast
Or maybe cop calling might be
I got a lot of bucks code
Hey, how are you?
I just walk into people's houses and their fucking pants are off and shit.
Justin, I don't have a weapon yet.
I don't have a weapon yet.
Okay.
101 in LA right now.
It's bad, bro.
It's so hot.
I do have a repair kit, though.
I don't know if you guys know where the car is.
I need something to defend myself with.
I got the car key.
Yep.
Oh nice, I have a repair kit, I have one, let's look for the car.
Hey we got the cops, that's not bad.
Get a pistol, I got a repair kit.
I have a save key.
Oh no.
Dude.
We need to start hiding fools.
I'm not sure if this guy is cheating
No, this is someone that knows how to play the game
I'm lucky
Two escape keys?
He killed this one in here didn't he?
Yeah
I found the gas can
Yeah, we're fucked
Have the gas can
Do we just leave?
We don't know where it is
We need to find it
Okay, bye
I mean, if we get one special
Special and all the regulars right?
We get a minor win if I was the Dan key. Yeah, that's a Dan key. I have one. Okay
Wait, I'm what's happening to me? I'm liching out
Auto goes to cheating while he was obviously joking. Are you serious?
He's making a joke
I think I hit him no, no I didn't hit him, I didn't hit him.
He's in here, 800?
Yeah, he's in 800.
He's killing the lady in there.
Uh oh.
Uh oh.
Oh
He let me live
Yes, he's playing the right game. Yeah, yeah, that's what you focus. You know what he's doing
Well, I'm gonna cut it. I'll cut it. I'll cut it here. You've got to cut his micro huge though. Yeah, I guess when you get out
We could leave them
We should probably get some hey, we have that's I
Don't have the gas game. I don't know. I do have the gas game. I do have the gas game. I do have the gas game
Yeah, where's the car?
I
Want me to take the car away and and I don't know try to get
People all that sucks. Oh, I think you should be fucked up
What should I do get the car and then like to go to the only agent we know?
I don't know where they are is the problem
Well, someone hit him right? Someone has to know on this team. I don't know. I just don't think anyone remembers
I don't I didn't talk to
He's down the street
That's gonna be like one of these houses see
Yeah, that makes sense in one of the houses that makes sense. I'm opening 915 tornado shelter thingy
The exit
Oh, we shouldn't park the car here, though.
I mean, where else am I gonna park it?
Gotta save people.
I'll keep- I'll stay with the car, you guys.
Hold on, I'm saving this guy.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
What?!
He was in here?
Stay safe out there.
That's pretty damn dead.
I'm gonna stay with the car, you guys just find the Marcus.
This guy is the most insane player I've ever played in my life
I got one
Yeah, killer's in front of me
He didn't?
He's killing
That's crazy
Wait, who's running another street?
Come to 915
I see him next to you
Tell her that you?
No, I'm in the house
I have another guy, I'm going to pick him up
I see the killer
He's at 801.
I love how we don't know where the special guy is, like, what?
How's that possible?
What are you fucking saying?
Give me back in, give me back in.
He's talking 9.15, right?
Oh, I'm in there now.
That's where I am. I can go look.
I have an exit open here too.
The fact that you can't is so stupid
She's up here, she's in the house
Ok get her, bring her out
I open the exit, in the back
She's upstairs, she's hiding
If the killer comes, you gotta
I'll look out
The killer was very distracted by my car
He was across the street
I'm gonna close the doors
The guy's gotta go out first
Walk the back
The killer's killing deputies
He is killing deputies
He is killing deputies
Give me back
We can leave
We will save some blue guys first
Oh
Hanna
You are driving in circles
Yeah I was stalling
There is only one exit
There is only one exit
He is stalling the deputies
There is only one exit
You can save more blues
I'm a little worried about the killer right now where he is
I see him now. He's looking at him. Yeah, I risk it like 915 tip. He's top right of the map. Yeah
He's going to kill someone. He's going inside the brick house
What's the number I can't see it
He didn't like him
Got a light those I'm fucking stuck
What is this officer doing? Like actually what are you doing? Someone's getting actively murdered. What do you mean?
Understand this game. Walk in
Now he's murdered just walk into him
How do you not understand what I'm doing back?
Yeah, you're not locked
Probably not gonna have time now, but
We're blocked. Well, I can only save two people because I land two followers. So
I'm trying to jump through
Tyler, you wanna get in the car?
I'm trying to have no prawns
I'm fucking prawns
Tyler, try to get in my car
On my left, or on your right
Come on, come on
Other side, other side
He almost killed me!
He almost killed me!
Nice, nice
He could shut the car off if he wanted
We're out
Later!
Is this the right way?
Jesus Christ
Wait, I think this might be a win for us
We did pretty good
I thought we got one out.
Was there four?
No, he got two.
He got points for three.
I just got smoked, did he?
Wait, what?
No, he just got points for all three.
How did he get a victory?
We saved one of them.
I swear that was a bug.
Wait, no, I rescued one special target.
No, I know, but he got points for all three.
I just watched it happen on my screen.
Oh, that's cheating.
This game is fucking awful.
It looks like you can't even calculate scores for everything.
What a piece of shit.
Dude, they had another bug too.
Halloween's not even here.
here we're playing it we're playing it again oh god okay at least he doesn't leave
that's insane yeah okay remember he knows where they spawn he camps the
house so try to immediately go to special target really I mean he found one
right away I know I know so anybody right away maybe he has a skill oh I'm
next to one I'm going I snipe in or cheating
ain't no way we're sure someone's cheating in the Halloween the game there's
gotta be cheating this piece of shit there's no way we're sure someone's
doing this legit is like it probably less fun than cheating in it I'm talking
Bob is at 15 20 he's upstairs 15 20 and 15 14
I think I hear someone dying yeah someone died by the basketball court okay we hid two of them that's good
I
Use this ass cops are coming if I'm escape at 1510
Massive phone call
Massive phone call
Let me know when you get bolt cutters 1510. I have a bit back. I come in 1510. Yeah, that all we need
Yeah, 1510. Okay, so we need to just someone said
What sounded close to me I was like very close to me though. I think it's close to everybody
It's just gonna both cut 1510 there's a special agent in here, but at least we could
We're the fucking 1510. Oh, that's it. Okay, go on
Yeah, it's in the back 1510 here. I don't kind of far
There's you can't go in this house
I have someone across the street too, but regular.
I've not seen him in a while, I'm a little scared.
You guys probably enjoyed this.
Oh, I see him, I see him.
He's at 1521.
Outside 1521.
Oh, he's...
In the street.
Oh, he's way over there, okay.
I'm going to 1510 right now, I'm sorry.
Okay.
Let me know when you open 1510 or whatever.
Yeah.
Almost there.
Holy shit.
All right, I'm here.
Ancient Amon.
About to open it.
I wonder if it'll just let me, like once it opens, since I've seen it, I'm going to
since I've seen it I wonder they'll just let me save this person probably I
think you have to discover it calm cops it's open don't think it knows it's open
oh wait I'm doing the minigame there we go okay now it's open officially let's
see if it knows oh my god he cut the lights in my building or maybe all of
our buildings I don't know he's just shutting them all down I don't know how
that works map away oh my oh scared me okay I'm saving one guy but special agent
we got to get him okay you're gonna hide this fucking pushing me yeah just hide
him we'll hide all these ones he's gonna start panicking now that we got some
people because he doesn't know where it is yet he's on me he's on me distracted I
got oh I almost got out is he closing the door oh that's really bad if he's
closing the door he's still on me he's killing me just you leave town he's in
the middle of the street but he's close be careful
He's too invisible?
We do have a fucking cop here.
Oh, he closed the door, right?
No, no, no. Oh, he didn't? No.
He's somewhere by me. Is he on you, Tyler?
No, I don't see him. I just got the fucking little flash screen flash,
so he's gotta be close. He's in the car, or he's in the car next to me?
That's because I'm the only one in the car.
There's someone in the car.
Yeah.
Can you just lead him away?
Yeah.
And then I'll get the guy out of the car.
Acute out. Acute out.
That's not good.
I'm going to rescue Hannah.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's no power in that building.
I think it's camping here.
I have a burkett.
Hannah, I'm going to save you.
Okay, thanks.
I don't think so, I don't think so. I had a sedankey too.
I'm getting the bull cutters.
I'm just waiting for him to show himself.
What else do we have on you?
Wasn't it 1520, 1514 where they were hidden?
I got my guy.
Okay, what was that 1520?
We did not get that guy.
We got to get him out.
Is there anyone listening?
I'm in danger.
Today is 1520.
I'm sorry.
I'm back.
Did he close our door?
Oh, doctor's here. Nice.
Me?
I'm gonna get this passenger out.
Okay. I'm looking for him.
Oh man, why are we running like that?
What the hell, bro?
I've been waiting years.
I'm here, I'm here in 1520.
Okay, upstairs.
Probably in a closet. You got him? Okay.
Do you have an unlock? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, tell him this, get that
Yeah, it's unlocked at the moment, it's 3B, it's got two spots left
We just need to find Bob, where's Bob at?
Oh, he's up here
Oh! He's running in circles!
Yeah, I told him to go
If he gets out, we'll see
In another chat
I'm adjusting
He's calling the cops, what the fuck?
I'm going to escort him out.
Oh, behind you guys.
Behind you guys.
They kill him.
They kill him.
They kill him.
They kill him.
Stop them.
Shoot his ass.
Yeah, knock him up.
Yeah, knock him up at all times.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Keep going.
Keep knocking him.
He's down.
Nice.
I'm going to stare at him.
He's still down.
Did he leave?
Yeah.
He's back up.
He's back up.
last
two stop at this only one
last time
fifteen fifty four
but we have to open up another extract for us
or stall the cost
I have the bolts
do you know where one is
no
that's a problem
I'm good
I can't really remember
I think I do actually
Oh, what a owl.
Hello.
Hello.
Thank you.
The doctor's dead.
I have the bolties, I just need to find one.
The prize isn't closed yet.
1495, whoever that is, you're almost at it.
14.95 at the right hand side you got to clear the plants yeah he's doing it
and I'll go I think when you guys open it it'll unlock for me and I could save
the last guy
Excuse me
Coming I'm going in
What do we think about the 18 pro max that's a new phone the duo is more impressive
open the
but i don't know what i mean
i'm getting the last person out
actually we could win the shit we could win the shit
time to talk
people are being killed out there if you let me talk to mike and then you
come to escape
or you got a high-end i got a lot of
uh... i don't know just
Let's all take this escape. I think we'll make it
What's the escape 1495? I think so it's the last one right? Yeah, holy shit this guy's running fast
He's breaking down a door
Breaking down 1521 he's inside 1521 now
Michael is yeah go to 95. I think we all leave right now and we win
No cat
so if we want to actually arrest them we have to call the cops it's like very
fast oh wait there's one more spot I think at the last the other one oh I
think there's one more spot oh I'm pretty sure that there was one at the
other spot also you left where you just where we're both others on the floor
that I left
push it out he pushed it out you didn't want to lose more points for me leaving
he pushed it out
oh we beat his ass though we beat his ass that's fun we gave him a beating
I'm like going hard on the minigames when we're in multiple matchmaking. I try so hard I'm like sweating
We beat his ass
Why
Well, trust me, we know it blows but it's still guys. Yeah, yeah read the message. Yeah
Let's see if we get a new killer, we need some new competition.
We know his style too much.
We do.
I think he left.
He didn't.
Should we find someone else?
We should.
Yeah, maybe.
Well, he's like the best killer we've had though.
Let's find someone else.
Leave a party here, I'll pull us.
Alright.
I'll be right back.
We need new comp.
I'll look at my characters real quick.
Check out my skins.
Why are you a character?
How'd she do?
Increased time of intoxication when you're blind.
When you blind him, he stays blinded for longer, hiding and hiding spots to create.
Terrible.
No?
I feel like our starting item is a gun.
Um, you can't start with a gun.
I think the best thing, it's a flare gun.
There's a start, there's a starting item, uh oh.
I think the best thing you can spawn with is a knife if you level linda to 10.
How do you upgrade these cards?
Oh shit.
What does it do?
For a few matches, a temporary upgrade of what?
That's crazy.
I just pulled a legendary card, just pulled a legendary card.
What's it do?
Feared buildup reduced by 75%.
Holy.
Time to crank.
Oh, I got Pied Piper.
I can have an extra NPC.
Oh, that was actually pretty good.
For the car extracts, because you have three.
I got Pied Piper. I can have an extra NPC.
That's actually pretty good for the car extracts because you have three.
Yeah, I'm going to do Repair Expert, Brutal Cleave, and Pied Piper.
I'll stand. Use Decrease by 10%.
It's over for the kill.
You know I've yet to pick an actual card because I don't want to hit the button because you just stay still like a dumbass
I know that is it's I can't believe that cards. Well, they give you points. So I just pick them
Oh
This guy over. Oh this guy looks scary dude. He's got a scary too
Yes, he's got a red border and shit. Yikes deadly strikers
also on PC he's on PC so he's got to be good this is our placement game for
sure
this game kind of feels like RNG though depending on what you get at the start
right like if you open a door in the first like minute you're probably gonna
win
I'm next to an exit.
Holy shit, I run fast.
Damn, this character runs so much faster than my other one.
I'm here.
Can you come in? Lock the door, lock the door.
I gotta check all the doors.
Make sure they're all locked.
Oh god the lights are gone oh oh geez oh he's on me oh
No Michael don't!
I'll never expect me to go into the next house over.
I think he's about to murder someone.
I found an escape.
Are you near me?
I'm here.
Yeah, I think this is next to you.
This guy ahead, I'm assuming you're the main key.
I hit a guy, yeah.
Oh, it's big, it's big.
I don't know if the escape keys are four.
Oh, spray.
They're four.
I can call the police here too, Tyler.
Two phones.
Yeah.
Two phones.
I can call them, please.
I'm talking to the boy, I want for the load.
Yeah, that guy ahead is dead.
But he didn't get a special.
Can you please get the police on the line?
We're going to have the special.
Somebody room is in this house.
No loot.
I know.
Well, I looted everything to be fair.
I'm not here dude.
Mike are you in my house?
No, he's getting someone else.
He's murdering someone.
Guys, we're going to lose a special.
Get the others I guess.
We got one.
I caught a police.
We'll lock box code.
I'm going to get a good one.
I'm going to sell your escape.
Calm down, please.
Just spam play.
I'm going to get the call.
They can help me. I'll help you.
It's one way of getting an escape.
Wait.
Who's this?
We lost first one.
And you hid one of them, right?
Yeah.
Okay, I'm hiding one too.
You need to get out of sight right now.
I
Escape here both cutters that you guys both coming to back here I
Can save one I can save one. No, it's me. It's me. It's me. Yeah, it's me. I
2018 the bull cutters. I'm opening mine. I'm gonna save one of these specials as long as you don't look here
And I have both of these, I got three of them, I can fuck them up, give them to me.
Oh no.
Wait, I just hid that guy.
What? Is that a cheat? Is that a cheat?
He's cheating.
He's cheating.
He's cheating.
He's on me!
Oh shit!
He's stalking my bitch ass.
the fuck just went into trash can he's about to be on me he's about to be on me
that's so dumb that's actually so dumb he's got my speed I'm blind
so did you I'm I'm gonna drop the bolt cutters oh you blinded me again I don't know what to
do these bolt cutters but he's here
you know I gotta make it
I don't know where me is
I gotta make it
I'm not just being careful
I'm not even here
I hit someone
he's slow it looks like
so we're okay here
wait
that's through
he doesn't like that
okay
Oh, you can push. I know that
He's outside the house though
Dude, I can't find something he's entering me. I mean, I'm being stopped. Well, that's
Yeah, we got giga cops though, that's good
We should keep calling
Me I know one of them is so hard
Oh, just keep saving up boys
They give you my cave your clothes. I need to add he feels bad. I'm about to run a stamina too. Oh, this is so
Yikes, you miss this flashbang
I'm gonna go get some back right now.
We have three cops and we're looking good, we're looking good.
Somebody heal me?
I don't have it, it's not me, not me, not me.
Turn around Tyler.
I'm right next to you.
I'm right next to you.
What?
I'm right here next to you bro.
I ran into a bush.
Do I...
Is that working for you or me?
I can't tell.
What the hell?
you healed yourself here and I take that it you just appear to our sets stay in
the light we're fine
watch your back he's camping us for sure Jesse do your thing
I'm gonna wait for my stalk to be up okay I'm gonna go try to save Hannah yeah
I see him on you, I can come help.
Nice.
Got everyone.
Watch out.
Wait, don't let us in.
Make sure you can't go south.
Thank you very much.
There's one more.
You're looking at him.
There's one more.
Do we know where the last city is?
It looks like he's in 807 maybe?
807 or 806?
I can't really tell.
I don't know.
for me I can't really tell
damn you're hurting Tyler I fucked up you should get out you should just get out
yeah but I'm with everyone that's I can give you I can give you I swear it's in
here I swear this is yeah oh near me near me near me on me on me on me yeah
okay
I see him I see him yeah Tyler behind you behind you on the ground he's talking
me look at us bitch ass keep shooting
okay he's down wait oh he's not down
We're good, we're good, we got the cops here, shoot him!
Shoot him, shoot him!
Put him down, put him down, put him down!
Shoot him, I'm on mode, I'm on mode!
Nice, nice bomb, nice bomb.
Bump him!
What's that?
Grab the gun, grab the gun.
Somebody bump him, bump him!
Oh my god!
Hannah, get ready to mid-game.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm trying.
I can't move, I'm bleeding out.
I can push him, but...
No, no, no, don't wait, don't fight him down.
Hannah, don't fight him down.
No, no, no, no, no, now go, now go.
Now go
No
That's okay, maybe what you know, let the cops shoot let the cops shoot let the cops shoot
Don't die
We flee we flee it's a fuck out get the fuck out get out of here. I go
It's a flea. Oh, I'm dead for sure
The thing is I think I'm dead too
It's when I was my head on the third the third minigame I finished and you got back up
This one's full!
I'm dead.
Bitch!
I'm scared!
I'm just a girl!
I'm just a girl!
I can't fucking move.
I don't even know if this one's open.
I'm just a girl.
I can't run like this.
I'm just a girl.
Oh, this one's locked.
What are you? Oh!
Good dodge, good dodge.
Keep going straight, keep going straight.
I'm just a girl.
Watch the throwable.
It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over.
He closed it! No!
I can't run like this!
Oh my god, keep going dude!
He's recording the whole thing!
No!
That's right.
With a loud, with a loud!
No!
Fuck!
Ahhhh!
You made the game, you made the game.
I've seen so many fucking flash thingies
He's got an unlimited amount or what?
What are we talking about this game is so buggy
What happened?
What happened?
It fell off the line
It's in my controls man
He hit a car and fucking face planted dude
Is this one full?
I don't think so.
Oh, it is full. It's over.
The last one's right. The last one's right.
Oh, the wagons are right. It's fine.
Whoa! Shit!
I got away!
Get to the wagon!
God damn!
Yes
Let me out I can't get out
The piece of shit game it's funny that you got stuck in the bike
I had a feeling that was gonna happen
When you slammed into it
I should have been out right there. Let's not fucking cap
This game just sucks, you're lucky!
Bro...
He gave...
Haha, that's not what I was...
Aw...
That was close, actually.
We did alright.
Yeah, we did, we did.
I mean, I think we...
We were close, I think we just made some...
Supposedly...
Hey, DJs, Rob, DJs, Rob, DJs, DJs.
Supposedly you could help Rest, so when Hannah was arresting, we could have jumped on top, like, and helped her?
Maybe? I don't know.
I was pretty close to him, and I didn't see a prompt.
Ah, smoothest slide.
So, I don't... I think you have to be a cop.
Or some sort.
Wait up!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm pulling south.
do we got to arrest one guy you know I know that's what I want to do so bad but
it's one guy I don't really know what the minigame looks like it's it's just
clicking it's the same as all the other yeah it's the same as well it's been I
was nailing it too I didn't know I didn't understand like why I wasn't
working
pickle master
all those guys got
no ping
free win
did we have?
of
the
the
the
Sorry, not to freak you out, but Hattenfield's me, and a guy in a mask, okay?
Michael's not the killin' special, instantly, by the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, they're like children.
Oh, they're all here, hey guys.
Alright, I'll leave it.
As long as we can save the other two.
Why are you not running, Alexis?
God damn it, Alexis.
Oh, she's dead.
Yeah, she got picked up. Alright, go for the others.
You're a fucking idiot.
I'm gonna try them.
Damn, call cops so we can arrest them.
Yeah, I think that's fine.
Damn.
You have to listen to me. I'm here for whatever
Go somewhere that no one can find you. I could do that
People are dying
This whole house is locked. I don't get it
This is the sheriff's farm at state your issue. Look you have to listen to me, okay people are dying
They're being killed. He won't stop until he gets all those people are dying
I swear if I knew it now, are you gonna send an officer here or what? Let me figure something out
I'm Richard. Oh
Richard's gonna die for sure. No, really?
Yeah.
God damn, bro.
Sometimes you get bad on your game with it, where the sessions are.
Yeah.
It does feel like every game is a little bit of a toss-up, depending on, like, where things respond.
Where you spawn.
Right next to Alexis, who's just wandering in the street, and is a stuffel.
So I'm lucky.
I might be able to save him.
Fuck his little ore.
You ever got any open hatches?
No, but I have an escapee.
So, I also have an axe, so if you need me to clear some debris, a lot of boynodes.
Tryna hide this agent.
Where are we?
Have we seen any of the tracks?
Uh, nope, I'm gonna check 1514.
Someone there.
I'm spam calling as well.
Or if I can.
Car escape, hell.
Are you having a good gaming experience?
well when the game works it's actually kind of fun
but I've been here oh yeah you're opening it too
okay if he's near me just give him a shove you know hop off
I got a firepoker do you know fucking
stick it in his eye
oh my light's flickered it's amazing to hear
Let's go get the specials first, yeah?
Before he knows that the thing is open.
Oh, I think the power is off here.
I just realized Hannah.
I'm going to get the 1 and 1, 1, 1, 5, 5, 4.
He's here!
Oh god!
Inside?
Inside?
Yeah, inside, inside, inside.
Inside the house.
I don't know how to get out.
Inside the house.
Inside the house.
Inside the house.
Yeah, I got out.
Thank you.
I'm saving 1, 5, 5, 4.
Yeah, I do, but...
I do but
Following you might be clearing the house
I had someone in there
In the middle he's got the basketball course
So we got the agent's out we got the agent's out
Can I put a blue guy in here
I swear, I put my back in it. I need a weapon on the popo. Oh
Like I left I know I put a bit on the speed. Okay. I don't close the door
Oh, we found a picker. I don't remember where I put the blue guy
He's at 1495. Oh, this guy's gotta be new. No way he's not new. Oh, he's ass. Yeah, maybe we arrest him
yeah this is an arrest angle for sure he's P improve he's on me though at 1495
he closed for the exits it sounded like calm please again we'll get this guy
still on me the basketball courts I'm just running fucking he's shit from an
ass
haha
from above even
time to talk
people are being killed out there
oh shit
where you need another exit that one's full
yeah he closed there's one at fourteen ninety five i believe he closed the
back of it though
we gotta find another one though
I'm gonna go find a new phone, I think.
Okay, I have a car key.
This guy really wants me.
He's been chasing me this whole time.
Get a repair kit.
I'll call him one more time.
Okay.
Anyone got gas?
We could use the car extract.
I wish I could e-mote this game.
I'd be e-moting on him.
Did we need gas?
that
i have a car key in a repair kit
big skill check
how do you emote?
z?
z doesn't do... oh!
z makes me moan!
Zee and then next page and then yeah you can email it off the channel.
Yeah.
Are you on him?
Yeah he's been following me for the last five minutes.
He's at the back of the place.
Okay.
I'm just making him feel really bad.
Where's another exit, Ed?
I'm looking for a car.
how we only found one well there's no one you know got bolt gutters yeah wow that's good
Where are you?
Where am I? 1, 9. Very top. 1, 5, 1, 5. Very top.
It's only a fuse
me both cutters for here to tell her open that one
this poor guy is getting farmed on a bullfighter look at that
he's a murderer on top of me
are you pinging boston is that your pinging you got a melee weapon i see it they put the
red circle on him giving us a one and done game for you or the squad or could you see
yourself coming back after updates I mean like I said the game isn't bad it's just like broken
what up what up so it is on me that one was good that was his best one yet I think if it was less
broken it'd be more fun he likes you yeah no he really does he's staring at you
I think the game loop would have to change a lot for us to want to play it again in the future though because like
The loop is like once you get and understand that's the problem with these kinds of games in my opinion. Is there fun?
But they're only fun as long as you don't know what you're doing once you know what you're doing. They're immediately less fun
So triple cops is good if the game like changes
Cool, I guess
It's weird cuz it's kind of backwards right most games like
The better you are the more you learn the more fun you have but these games are the opposite the better you are the more you learn
The less fun it gets right
of the radio. It's interesting how it's a complete like polar off-the-ground.
The radio doesn't come off the system and dies, I think.
Save all the normal civvies, cause this guy is lost.
What's he got on here for sure?
He doesn't know what he's doing unfortunately for him.
There's two of the same...
He really likes Justin.
Yeah, I don't know why he...
He's supposed to be...
He saw me in the ATP, so he won't be coming after me now.
He's just... I don't know why he likes me so much.
Every door is locked.
Fuck, I'm supposed to get in here.
I thought he's gonna get me, probably.
He's detecting me. I'll see him, but he could be in there somewhere.
Let me go in the light.
well there's no enterable windows which is great good very good this is great
building yeah not a single enterable building here or barf bucket window very
good very good well the option is to find a weapon I guess
Elmer, can I talk to him for you?
He's in the fence, with that little face.
Oh man.
Let him kill me, like in the back.
I mean you can extract.
Where are they?
I see it I don't know these cops are checking out I have someone saved up your hand
I get ready to call me in dude
hello it's that one right here um it's at 1482 call me in dead along like the map
what am i supposed to do what the fuck is this yeah call the cops again
wait wait we're back why don't you come in oh he's on me what the hell
It's not up yet, I don't see it yet, tell me.
Oh, I'll call you in.
He's on main camp with the extra Justin.
I got out though.
I'm trying to get him away.
We are going to blow through this guy for the last minutes.
Can't wait.
He's on me.
Oh!
Oh, did he get you?
What about these windows that you can't actually enter?
He's getting out of his grip.
Ow!
He's in 1482.
Yeah, okay
Hey, how come I can't because he is alive. I can't spawn you in Tyler
Yeah, I don't know and I'm not a holy fuck finally
Yeah, I don't know either maybe you have to die respond available
You could die and then otherwise your cop, maybe
Now you open it. Are you fucking kidding me if you're like
All right, well, what if I fail the mini game no
No, we don't need I don't think we actually need to be the person to arrest him
He just we see a knock them now that it's three-star. Well, we need it. Yeah, we just in the cops nearby
I think we need the cops we get this guy with us
You could I think it's a cop snare by
Do the actions. Yeah, I'm trying I'm trying just you might get a cop car just keep doing it
Well, but easy way to down him
Is the cops next to you guys because once we got that yes, he's shooting him he's shooting him
There's a I see the I see the icon we can probably do it. Oh good. Yeah, we could do it
We see that he's killing the cops push him shove them
She guys jump him he goes down
Oh what though
Builds up, look, you see it building up?
See it's charging?
You have to keep hitting him.
You have to just keep hitting him.
Oh, I'm in his cop, dude.
This is perfect.
Oh, I'm here as a cop.
I'm here.
Holy shit.
This is perfect.
I'm waiting.
All right.
We got it.
Don't die.
Oh, we have to restart.
That sucks.
I'm shooting at us.
I'm going to run again.
Don't die.
I'm going to die.
OK, I'm running, then.
I'm running.
I just don't get hit unless you know
Holy fuck these guys it's me. They're these tank like six shots
Nice was not
I didn't have a minigame, I just did it.
It's so much faster when we all do it.
Holy crap.
That was fun.
Ah, we got him.
We got him.
Poor guy.
His first game ever against the Tain.
That sucks.
You're telling me he's going to get raiding for this?
No shot, right?
He didn't do anything?
What?
Bro, if you get caught, you should get a minus 5k.
He followed Justin the whole time.
I know, I don't know why he got out for me.
Mike, is Nine Hour here?
I might have to go make some lunch.
Nine Hour is working.
okay
people master 62
oh, i need to get water dude
pulls out dude
not pulls out
um, i'm gonna sit out for a game
i'm gonna start at lunch
wait, it's ready
I think it pulls out.
You wanted to play against us.
Alright, I'll be back.
We did it!
of
the video of war dogs were ever update today I
feel like I am definitely not going to download that right that's
of
There's no point unless it's like confirmed by multiple people that they're okay, you know what I mean?
Otherwise, there's like no real reason for them
Because they don't do anything they never provide any benefit they only provide a chance to fuck up your your game
Which is really weird how that works
What level did I get this character?
Oh my god, only level 3?
Like bro, what?
Who's playing this game that long to level that much?
What are we doing?
No one's...
I make the XP rate higher, what are we thinking?
That's crazy.
You expect people to play this game for hundreds of hours?
Fuck no.
Ain't nobody doing that.
hide you close specter to find yeah I closed it yeah me that was me yep you're
right. I would, I think it would be fair to say if if I owned Spectre I probably
would have made the same decision. I mean like just you know just how making a
multiplayer game is. Unfortunate, but...
Wait, so what were you, Inspector Devine?
Oh, I was just like a consultant.
Like I helped, like we did scrims and helped balance the game.
I did not own the game, if that's what you're wondering.
I think it's a common misconception that people think I owned the game.
I did not own the game.
I did work with the devs on the game though.
Providing as much feedback as I could.
I don't own any game, technically.
That would be cool though. Owning a game would be cool.
Not gonna lie, I thought you did. Well, just...
Think about the magnitude of the game right like I I can never own a game that costs 30 million dollars to make that's crazy I
Can help with some updates and like help with some feedback, but I can never own it
I'm gonna get some water sorry, wait who's that who's up? Oh
It's just that's three by the way. I'm gonna get some water real quick
Okay, I'm kappa.
I'm ready.
I have a blast.
I know.
Can I drive?
I would never pay $40 for this game, but it's still fun.
Now that I didn't pay for it, you know?
And I'm just playing it for the memies.
Yeah, for the boys.
All right, I'm back.
Dude, how hot is it where you're at, Justin, because it's 100 degrees here?
It is 106.
Oh, that's brutal.
Tomorrow's 106 as well, and then it cools down next week.
You're going to get the Apple Duo?
Of course, dude.
looks so sick i've been waiting for the apple foldable for a minute
El Mignon
El Mignon
Have you heard about El Mignon Justin?
Coming
El Mignon? Yeah
Oh this guy's about us
Yeah he looks he looks
I mean he has the same thing as Tyler
I'm going to try to get a little bit of damage
Wait, did you?
You're in the background
Oh, well, I kinda fucked too
Well
You're great at this, you're great
Well
That should be our goal every time we're going to arrest these fuckers
Yeah, that was hard
That was really hard to do
I spawned in as a cop at the right time
Yeah, perfect timing, really
Right next to two of these guys
Yeah, it's a small one.
Hide, hide, hide!
Getting high 12 duo just to play RuneScape?
Fuck yeah!
I can play RuneScape and browse other things at the same time.
And I got one hidden at the lumber yard.
We already found an escape.
This map's tiny.
I have two escape keys. What are we doing?
Uh oh. I might be dead, guys.
I don't know.
I saw the lights flickering. I'm trying to hide both these guys.
nothing to do with it
it's game going or what?
I thought I'm making a flip phone after 20 years of crazy
it's not a flip phone
it's a foldable flip
oh no
oh no
run
I lost guy, oh guy's dead
he's dead
I tried my best so
let's all aim at each other
I hid one but I couldn't hide both
I thought you were right
I just hid him over here in this car
the other ones okay okay okay you hit a special I did to the north just one where's the other one
though I don't see it on the map did our random get it probably but I can't talk to this guy
our random left it's just us three that's okay yeah I see a stupid fat-faced body there
I am breathing, I am breathing, oh he's still on me, what do we need to open it, I'll check
Second time in the guy
Well cutters, it's it just both letters everyone book better. Yeah
Well, I got a melee damage I can put him down easy stop tripping man, you're not scared anymore. What the fuck are you doing?
I
Got bookers, I can open this bitch. Why is she tripping dude?
Yeah, that's game
Anyone see him?
Nope. Okay
He just got the power oh, we're not calling a lot of cops are we?
Oh, you got both of them here?
What?
Did you hide someone in here?
Is he next to me?
What the fuck was that about?
Hey, what is that?
Who's interrupting me?
What the fuck is that?
I don't know.
I have no idea.
Go to that house at 630.
OK, one's in the house at 630, you said?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm gonna call the phone.
See?
look at one
is that him?
he's in the house
is it your house or my house?
I think it's my house
yeah it's in my house
open the door
can I have your bolt cutters?
they're holding out
he's chasing the AI
wait wait
he's chasing the AI
wait can I have your bolt cutters?
behind you Tyler?
yeah hold on
okay
get here
I'm gonna open the other exit that's gonna go away. It's gonna get away. You opened it, right? Yeah, it's out
But the colors he's sitting around. He's sitting around fire. You sure thing. He's gonna go closer right now
It's fun. Well, I said wait he closed it and he just fucking TP'd out. I
I don't get how they can tip you out because I was watching I don't understand how that work
Oh, it needs to be light?
No, you have your ability, your ability to tip you out
So this guy is sadly, oh, he's a gun, hold on, give me this
If you cover me I'll open the door
I have a shotgun, I have a shotgun
Yeah, okay
Wait, Richard, follow me, dumbass, hold on
It's open, it's open
oh oh I'll get him oh that's so lame man Richard's dumb ass bro is he dead oh yeah
they still save Lori
hey where's the one out of three is good
Just go anywhere but here
Just gonna random I see
You really call the cops much on now now I didn't get one honestly
Please I need to reach the police
I don't call it cops right now.
This is locked over here.
Why is this guy running so slow?
Are we good?
I need to try to open this.
I need to try to open this, I feel like I'm gonna die doing this, but...
It's worth it.
Yeah, he's camping here right now.
Take the risk.
Not nice.
He's over here on me.
Come on!
No!
It was for the...
I
Totally okay, I gotta do escape, but I died no
I could bring you down and went for it. That was a little risky. I
Hello, Sheriff's Department. How do you piece this to you?
I died on- he's closing the hatch as well. This guy's keeping it from the hatch.
He's moving my body to the disrespect.
I think I understand.
Can you tell me anything else? Hurry, please.
Or we're going to fucking die. I'm on it.
We're going to fucking die.
What the fuck are you freaking out about, man? There's nothing here.
This is the sound.
I got it.
Got you no power. That's good. That's not good. I
Hey repair kit I had one my body at the cellar. I have one
You were range weapon Tyler and ours the wrench
I'll be back.
Where's the last guy?
I'll get him.
Oh, this fucking guy right on me.
He just got murdered.
Right next to me.
I'm gonna save the last dude.
He's probably the AFK guy.
Oh yeah, I definitely was.
I'm gonna save the last dude. He's probably the afk guy. Oh, yeah, I definitely was. Oh
No, he's killing the last one that's seven two three. No, no, no, he's not he's on me. What that's seven two three
What I see over there's a person. It's a normal ass person
Yeah, it's in the back of something.
You're in trouble.
I'm gonna definitely go for my ass, but...
I'll help you.
Here?
In our neighborhood?
Yeah, nice friend.
Oh, I'm getting sucked by...
Oh, I'm dead.
That didn't seem fucking fair at all, but...
What would happen?
He just came in with a triple combo, and I just couldn't...
There was no getting away from him.
Oh, the melee?
Well, he like sucked me in.
He was like a fucking...
He's like a black hole, so we just leave this shit or what?
Yeah, it's a good exit. Yeah, I'm on you
Yeah, right here, let me
Actually, do we both fit in here?
I try or should I wait? I don't know if we both fit
They will do it together. Okay. Hey three two one
Okay, I'll let me honest. I think we just bugged the game. I think it was full when you did it and it still counted me
Also, you just got you got
Insulting ratings
It bugged again
But maybe all he needs is truth. I don't know. It's not weird. Weird ass game. That's a fast game.
I've seen account 1 as a miss. I don't know what triggered that.
I know that, um, this high skills score before this was 15-em.
Kills four?
Who knows what the punch meant?
Weird off game.
He left though.
It's just that time I dominated so I'm done.
Oh, this guy's about to get smoked.
This guy we can arrest, I feel.
I feel an arrest.
the exit and a guy walking right next to me hide of these cars
What's up?
There's no time to stand around and chat.
We're in serious.
She got a different haircut.
Oh my god.
Full cutters.
It is something happened.
Full cutters in here, dude?
We stay around here.
We're going to die.
There's a fucking lunatic out there.
You gotta trust me.
This is a lot of time.
Call the police.
I'm actually going to call the USF on me.
You want to arrest them?
Actually, yeah, I'm going to call the police too.
I'm just going to go in right away.
Yeah, right away.
There are certain characters that are good at certain things, like there's characters
that are really good at exactly that.
You just be the police person.
Oh my god, she's walking the streets and there's a killer loose.
Get out of here!
Oh, big call.
Big call.
It was very convincing.
That's good.
Oh yeah, that was a big call.
I still don't understand folks are dying. There's a god damn maniac on the moon. Come on
All right, I had to I had two specials I had two specials
Yeah, what's the other third? No shame
Because of that the mini games are deceivingly
You difficult
I was talking to Chad and he's like if you're off by a fucking hair
He's having a war doc tomorrow. Just let me have a play. I know it's gonna be a new experience for you
mown down dads
Someone's blast
No
Oh, I said wrong. I say the random. Holy shit. I actually saved the random
I'm calling the police. Where's the agent?
There's a killer. I told him to follow me. You're still like a fucking idiot.
I know. Fucking dumbass.
I'm falling the cops nonstop though this guy's getting arrested
down here. Put him down, Charlie. I'm out of shells. Good player. Locked you out.
The door's locked to me, as far as I'm concerned. Do you want to find an exit? Dude, I have two
people hiding in the same part. It's by the main street with all the stores. Yeah, in
book underneath the stairs so it seems to always be there it's crazy yeah I've
found one here too
Jesus Christ on my game brush no I
I don't think I'm gonna drink a soda.
If you hate the game, it's a skill issue.
I've seen a lot of people with that argument in, like, different threads.
And it's, like, the worst argument ever.
You can tell a game is bad without actually, like...
like you don't have to learn it to like perfection to be like God to your level
of skill you know arguably the first impression is more important than the
We got two stars and impression
We got a seller at that
I'm not finding shit. I got the car key, but that's about it
I
Almost have three star cops
Yeah, I'm gonna call cops again. Oh our team has book cutters our team in his book. I don't see it
This guy
He left
Oh, he ran away from me.
He left the game.
So what the fuck are we doing?
So you think it's bad? This game? Yeah, I think it's pretty rough.
I think it's... I don't think it's gonna be a close escape.
Wait, we haven't escaped?
What's our escape?
Wait, this guy was in the house? How did he just get in?
This guy had to have been camping in this house all the time.
Where do we have an escape that's open? Oh, this guy opened this one. Someone did it for us.
Okay, Whispers is back. Turns out.
I saved one guy. I'm gonna save a bunch. I'm gonna save a bunch.
No where they going? Yeah, I'm telling them to open it. Telling them to open the door.
Where are those two going?
Oh, it's your guy. Oh, I see.
Alright, I'll be able to save.
Okay, he's cutting him open right now.
Okay, I saved two.
Yeah, I'll get him.
I'm fucking on a tear right now, dude.
I'm on a tear.
Holy shit.
Hey, you opened it? No, I didn't open that exit. That's why I was really confused.
Where's Michael at? This bitch needs some revenge.
Hello.
What the fuck just happened? Uh oh.
Oh he's on me!
Yeah, if we get the cops we can go for an arrest that's what I'm saying we find a gun special
out though we have one special oh I know where he is okay I'll get him I'll get him it might
be full but we'll see you could be back here
that's fine a random as both still okay Rachel get out of here hey Rachel's
running for it. Rachel's out of here.
Let's go Rachel, send it. It won't open, right? He's gonna be able to get out?
Yeah, I believe so yeah, thousand seven
All right boys, yeah police car key. Well, you got a shotgun
That's as good as
HL's and we do the police
With your stars that they're around
He left our TV left
Wrong key for vehicle
fuck you mean wrong key for a vehicle
I'm detected, care?
oh he's in the street, down the road
straight ahead, straight ahead
oh I see him, I see him
wait it's just us two, right?
or three?
I don't know where he's at
fuck it, pussy
he knew we were gonna arrest his ass
He's a guy that can't handle us.
Oh, we got that heat.
Oh, almost negative.
Yeah, fire.
God, too easy.
I'll be right back in a sec.
What's for large?
Dammit. Okay, now we're good.
I've only ever gotten trash.
It's crazy. I have one legendary card in my deck.
You can upgrade him. I don't know if you guys knew that.
It's temporary though. It's temporary boost for a couple of games.
I don't know why it's temporary boost.
Are you serious?
Yes, yes!
It's just a horrible decision making all around, really.
What are we talking about?
Gus has been juicing his cards and it's just not even working anymore.
I brought what?
I'm surprised those gamers don't have a store.
I think we're gonna get the nut job.
This guy looks like someone we can arrest.
You think so?
Uh huh.
This guy's gonna be LIGHT WORK.
Hey, he's insane.
insane
I think that's killer we face yet
I found so far away I
Have nowhere near I can't hide these guys you guys got to do it. I'm so far
I'm with Bob
And maybe I can get this guy to the north Bob's at 1482 nevermind
I'm gonna come to hide
Someone got 1535 or no
Yeah, I'm at 355.
He's in the closet first floor.
No, what's up?
Tyler, you gotta get the other one then.
We need to do something.
We're in the middle of the map.
Going.
What? Right now?
Going.
Detector.
There's a wheelchair out there.
I need you to hide.
You're here now.
Let's come up with a plan.
Oh, he's not ready.
There's no shame in hiding, okay?
Oh, he's on me.
GG.
No, he's not?
Okay.
GG.
We lost?
No.
Oh nice
Turn to kill the fucking special agent edit up. I don't get the escape. I don't know why I deal with the point of that
Is no mystery hidden right? Yeah
Okay, that's fine
I mean some lucky, but that's just orangey the beginning is what it is is what it is
RNG ah game
I speak to the police.
I'll connect you right away.
Um, hi.
R&G off-game.
This is Officer Smith, how may I direct your call?
Hello?
There's a friggin' lunatic hunting people down.
We can help you.
Can you tell us anything else?
Please, I'm begging you, send someone now.
Help is on the way.
Yeah, this is the kind of game where proximity chat
super important but the problem is proximity chat nine times out of ten is
bugged and doesn't even work so if you sometimes think why like why does no one
respond or why are they not longer it's because it's probably bugged so that's
really unfortunate by the way if you get pistol bullets keep them for you boy
Okay, that's awesome.
This wheel is locked.
Oh, the escape keys for a bike?
There's an exit at Fortuna A2 where Bob is.
We just need to open it.
What do you need?
That's a padlock or a bolt cutter.
I got pistol rounds for you.
He's here.
He's on Bob.
You should have found Bob.
Come on.
Distract him.
Don't let him catch Bob.
Push him.
Push him.
Oh, he's near me.
Why am I hearing whispers?
Wait, I don't even see him.
He's invisible.
You hear a whisper every time you do the minigame.
I don't know
He's on my ass
Run Hannah, run
I'm running
He's by the basketball court
I'm not finding shit, I'm finding piss and shit
Wait, my house
My house died in the middle of the new game
I don't have a weapon
Run
Run, I do
Dude, we're getting bad RNG man
Let's run
Run
dude we're getting bad rng man this is crazy
it was right before the skill check
that's crazy
that's fucking ridiculous
fucking shells
lil bitch get off me
Well, I hate that I complete the 80 AD and he still kills me
Yeah, I'm dead, I'm done
I'm not his boss, nothing pissing shit it's all I'm finding
that's useful yes I need to find that escape it's like no more, I need bolt cutters
I'm trying to think the engine, the car is going to be the best extract for us right
now.
Oh, okay.
He told me I had gas all the way down there.
Is that double layered?
I never made it at 1454.
Oh yeah, the cabinets are double stacked on top of each other.
I made it at 154.
Oh my god.
I feel like as a killer you should definitely destroy bikes in the same way.
I hit him with a long dark head.
Wait, this killer can definitely get arrested.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's, he's taking balls.
He's cocking nuts.
I'm gonna bring Hannah back.
I was just saying I have dick and balls, you know, you can't die right now.
I mean they can just TP, you know, it's hard.
I think you TP'd like 4 or 5 feet.
Please, if you're there answer me, I'm in danger.
Oh I'm hard bogged I think.
I can't even watch you guys.
Very well! I'm on my way!
What?! It just fucking...
My game just lagged in the QTE. Are we...
I'm just kidding. Oh my god.
Matt, thank you.
I think we gotta call the cops. Like, I don't... I don't...
I'm calling them right now. Don't worry, I haven't spamming them.
This game's fucked.
It's over. Bad RNG. Bad RNG? That's it? I think so. We haven't found anything to...
I got a pipe wrench. Where is this? I got a hatchet.
People cutters. I know, I'm looking in. They got to exist,
sure. Keep going cops. I thought I had the locker code.
5-0.
Yeah, both cutters don't exist, man.
Like, just...
Call the cops again, I guess.
Okay, nevermind.
I'm assuming the phone lines got off here.
This is impossible. Impossible.
Damn.
Oh, cop's here.
I mean just sit down this fucking cop ever since.
got both cutters and some where's the where's the exit for both cutters
um 14 15 15 13 and 15 49 14 82 that's where I have Bob and there's one there
I'm here if you you want to come with me wait oh I found more both others do you
want to go for today too we could get Bob out yeah is it the seller or is it
the one that needs the fuse oh mmm yeah it's the fuse one oh shit that won't work
I'll come with you though we can go somewhere else
I mean, I may as well hit it anyway, I guess.
I'm gonna find the fuse.
What happened?
You can never catch it, dude.
Keep going.
a lot of the changed cars here, let's use the long one
he's trying to LLS I think
did you search this house for a few years?
yeah I searched it, when I hit him
checking cars
yeah I guess he's checking cars
Oh, fuck. Be careful.
He's got to be near you.
Oh, he's here?
here so I said just I don't know where I heard some good
and lights out on me wait for the door
is that 1415 why why why would you do that
that's right I am
he's there dude
He's gonna figure out again. Oh, well, oh, he's on me
And they're gonna catch me all right, there's cops out front
That's my help I'm here. Wait this guy hide. Oh, no run. Yes
Julie
All right, we still we still need a fuse we cut this out
No
He has like a kill thing if you're next to him like that
Okay, my bud you don't want to be
or hand-grip my line.
cops are getting absolutely smoked.
yeah, um...
yeah, this is a problem.
because I can't...
I don't...
what do you need?
I don't know how to do my wall cutters.
I'm just running around like a dumbass.
If you follow me, I see two. I got both cutters now too.
Didn't she say she's at 1482?
I opened that one, but we need a fuse.
Oh, and then what about 1549 and 1513? Did you open those?
Uh, I don't know.
Okay, well I can help you. I have both cutters at all.
I need to call a cop for more time before we start at two.
I could do that wherever the phone is.
I was mistake to do this right now, but I'm trying.
I'm at 1549 in the back. You want to cover me? I'm getting these open.
I'm just trying to find it. I'm trying to damn phone.
What the day of phone at?
I think there's a special at Hannah head still at Bob right yeah there's yeah
Where's the closet extracts here? I'm gonna go try to get Bob
Wait, we're about to have an escape. We took so we took so long that the cops are coming with an escape right now the truck's here
Okay, we have so many exits
Arrest angle or no
It's definitely could be let's make sure we get the other special out and then this arrest. I don't care about the regular
I need to grab that this morning. Where's the other special? I don't see
Then I'm getting him. I think they're in here somewhere. Yeah
Get out of here Bob you said in Grover. Oh, what's this cop doing?
Maybe I can fix him so he's not bugged.
What? Oh, he's calling the cops I guess.
Well I fixed him, I fixed him.
Pump him. She has some.
Oh yeah, you can bump off the phone?
Yeah.
Well, he's just backhanded me. He's just looking at this guy.
Oh no.
keep running, get out of town, just go anywhere but here
okay, that's all right
yeah, he's balding too
okay, so now we just gotta get all the cops together and get a gun
gun is at, I know where a gun is at, and I have some pistol shots where Hannah died
I dropped a pistol, but I just don't remember where
I can let me see if this I got Hannah's pistol
Okay, I have some ammo here coming to you right there
Is it just me and you?
I think so, yeah it is
Yeah
Yeah, I got some pistol ammo for you
Alright, let's fucking arrest him
There's one more dude
He's about to get out, he's about to get out
Oh, I'm out
I also have a first aid kit though and it acts
I'll take that, just be up.
Alright, let's find him and kill him, just me and you.
It'd be nice if we got a cop backup so you guys keep doing the minigame.
Dude, I've been spamming games.
I'm using my cards, I'm using my cards.
I'll be a mirror.
No way.
No fucking way, as I hit my cards!
Am I invisible? I think I'm invisible, hold on.
cop not helping me
as the AI is stupid bro you know this
some of the worst code AI I've ever seen
Tyler's here and doesn't care about me
need health? I got you dude
oh shit
wait he's just gonna jump on me
oh
Tyler's a gun
Tyler's gonna shoot him
blind him
he's got you
Wait, does he even see you?
Wait, this is winnable. This is winnable.
I mean, he's nice.
He sees you, I think. He sees you. He sees you for sure.
He's just the guy. He sees the flashlight, I don't think.
Dude, he's built. Keep doing that. He's building his bar. He's building his bar.
He sees you.
Oh, no.
Tyler, shoot him. No?
Oh, I'm building his bar. Hold on.
Oh, we didn't get it. We didn't build it enough.
one way almost almost coming coming coming coming coming
the thing the thing the thing
oh do we have how many bullets do we have
i have eight i have eight okay
oh you all you all you i'm out of this i'm out of both side
got it got it they said you had to eat yeah i do i'm reloading around revolver
no the bar's going down the bar's going down no hold on i have two bullets
I have one bullet.
You got me.
Try on melee.
Hey, look what?
There's an axe somewhere here.
There's an axe right there.
I'm going for him.
You push.
Nice!
He's down!
Wait, I'm not, no?
No.
Okay.
Alright, well, I did.
Alright, well.
I mean, this game is such an embarrassment.
Yeah.
I was fucking invisible.
What?
What?
I'm fucking them up.
I wouldn't say you got shit on.
Yeah, dog, go. Yeah, go.
Fuck him up.
Oh
Keep it out
This is crazy
I got what the fuck are we playing the door close before I could get out
Buggy hot game, you know what you guys should play
Bomb banana the three of you what
Remember like the monkey game? Monkey see monkey hear monkey go?
Oh wait that's actually a good idea. I think you three would be so funny.
Wait wait wait wait, we should actually do that, that's a fun idea.
Have you guys seen this game? No but I'm leaving right now.
I gotta do some dishes and then I gotta get ready to make some food.
I think I just killed the vibe, that's on me, my fault.
Yeah you did, but it's okay.
Yeah I'm leaving.
Nine to five, J9 to five.
Maybe you, Tyler could play, Anna?
I'm just gonna get it off really.
What?
mana with Tyler, us three?
with me?
yeah
what do you mean with you?
I can see this game though
it's like the challenge you know where one person is blind, one person is deaf and the
other person is talking and all that shit yeah so it's one of those
it's funny
got it
little friend slot
it's friend slot yeah
we can play with Tyler
well
let's do that
let's go
no we're playing something else Tyler
okay
Okay
All right, you guys have a good one. I'll see you tomorrow for the dog
The war dog
I'm excited. So I'll see you then
Later
Okay, I'm gonna buy you a game Tyler and you're gonna like it
Yes
Three games
Like that I
Like that or it's $7 so $8
No, you think TJ wants to play it. It's just the fish game
TJ might want to play this one. Yeah, you don't want to mention for a friend slot. He does want to fish
We move around. Let's see
He's deafened if I move him around he might
Can you knock on people you poke as that thing this thing your team speak
Hey wake up no, I think so
No I can't.
Oh people in discord?
Let's send them my visa code.
Oh Jesus.
I love when I can't type it in.
That's so good.
Everything's broken.
broken
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
and
Yeah, you gotta play bomb banana
I want to watch I'm buying I'm buying with my
Fantastic credit card that never runs out of money. All right, let's go
You need my card like like her money's like her money's bag the bottom was fucking I'm pissed
I'm pissed. He's spent 40 fucking dollars on the Halloween game for me. It's been fun. You're just a hair
I'm just so I'm honestly a hater
Okay, we're playing bomb banana
And this is like one monkey can see and talk one monkey can not hear and one monkey's blind and
We got to follow the instructions. All right, you guys should have a gifted
All right, guys
Yeah, I'll take it all right. It's only $8 guys. It's
That's how it's like, yeah, like that. I'll take it. I'll take it
I think we want to talk in game to cuz
Wait, is Justin off? Yeah. Yeah, Justin gets off or what the pretty actual fun content games. Okay
Yeah, he's busy guy. He's a busy guy
Okay.
Great lobby practice.
Then Hanna disappears too?
Yeah, Hanna doesn't want to play with the boys.
Oh my god.
It's all apart.
Here's my code, it's in here.
Bang.
I don't need it.
And then...
There's a way to hide my code.
Did you give me the game?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we start seeing yes team some time shit
He starts
Yep
And I just bogged in damn everything is just a boat of shit
Where's this code I know it's you speak and venture lower the good old days
It's simple jobs and it did them well
Nice. Beautiful. Take that.
Banana. Banana.
Kind of sad that nobody knows about Ventrilo anymore.
Honestly, it was good, but it also had that delay.
But it was still something.
Alright, which monkey do you want to be?
I don't know.
Should pick one for me. Don't play.
I don't know.
You're a Pistotalki.
Uh, no, I think it's all open mic, man.
Oh, I don't know what this game's about.
Oh, okay.
I'm just gonna check.
No, just, I was on my good plan.
Alright.
If you want, you can play Mute, and you don't have to talk.
You have to double.
Half.
Um.
Or wait, is that, hold on.
Yeah, Mute.
You can choose Mute.
I get the code.
I'm gonna ask you.
So, so now what we're gonna have to do is, I don't want to play blind, because I think
me playing blind is fucking stupid, because then it's just a black train.
Yeah.
I'll be the talker
Okay, okay, okay, so yeah
Okay, Tyler go um
Yes
You want
Don't block. Yeah, you're not gonna see you're not gonna see wait. I'm gonna play the game. No, you're gonna play
You're okay. So how it's gonna work is I
Don't know. I actually don't know I haven't played this game. We'll see let's just try it
Ready
I have no clue this works.
Holy shit, my sensitivity is fast.
Okay.
Tyler.
Oh, I can't hear.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Oh, jeez.
I can't hear.
Okay.
So, he has the manual.
Tyler's looking.
Open your briefcase maybe, Tyler, in front of you.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
I can see in front of you, Tyler.
There's a timer.
Two minutes we have.
There's three wires, okay?
TJ, there's three wires.
There's one blue wire, one green wire, and one yellow wire.
wire. What does Tyler do? Actually, wait, you can't talk. Should nod your head if you
should cut the blue wire, the first one. Yes or no? No, okay. Does he cut the green one,
the second one? No? Okay. So he cuts the yellow wire, the third one. Yeah, cut the third one,
Tyler
Yep that one dude, it's wrong. Are you fucking kidding me
That was the easiest job is three wires
I was like, bro, I didn't know what the light was you guys were asking me to cut wires
But like there's lights and shit like I don't know what's going on
I could I could also be your role too if you want
Okay, you can't hear okay. All right open up Tyler
To communicate with me TJ you could also emote, you know, you could like raise your hand like one, you know, okay anyway, um, we have
two minutes of 15 seconds there's three wires but they start on the second wire
the first wire is green the second wire is blue and then the third wire is
yellow. Does he cut the green wire the first one?
No, does he cut the blue wire the second one? Okay so yellow the third? Okay cut
the third third
All right, here we go
Okay, once again, three wires, first wire is green, second wire is yellow, third one's blue.
Does he got the first green wire?
Does he got the second yellow wire?
He got the second yellow wire.
Yep.
I'm gonna try your roll, let's see.
Maybe it's just not...let's see.
You go with the other one, the talking.
Go the talking.
Uh, no.
yes yeah all right let's try this maybe maybe it's just an instruction they're weird
all right go on all right back in your shit all right mike there is three wires um there's three
wires and well the first one is yellow the second there's no the color of the lights green and the
And the fourth one is blue.
The three wire combination, first yellow wire.
Cut or no.
You cut that first yellow wire.
Yeah, are you having the same issue?
Oh, yeah.
No, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know.
No, I know, I understand.
We're missing crucial instructions.
The first part is we need to know the color that's online.
Yeah, the color of the light that's online.
Yeah, I want to swap again sure and actually give me instructions. Yes, we're in a real situation with the war about the die
Okay, so sorry
Okay, okay, okay, okay real instructions. Okay, so the light on this device is green Tyler move your hand
It's green. Okay. That's green. There's four wires yellow green red blue
Does he cut the first yellow wire?
Does he cut the green second wire?
Red?
Third wire?
Third.
Cut third.
Bro.
What am I doing wrong?
Am I misunderstanding the alignment?
All right.
Listen.
Listen.
I get it now.
I think I get it.
Go again.
Go again.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Let's try this again.
Okay.
There's three wires.
The yellow light on the device is...
uh... it's yellow sorry the device is yellow
uh... green
red
blue
does he cut the green wire the first one
numbers a yellow device okay uh... red
the second one
cut red
both of the out
okay
cheese
i don't know what i'm talking about okay okay step
parts
okay
it's okay i mean i think that's that it's
that this how do i go to the next i get it now i get it now it's like it's not based off of
it's the light color and then you line up the light color with the amount of wires and then
you like yeah it's good it's gonna happen every time by the way we do the next one it's gonna be
confusing you have to cut all the wires like so i thought like the goal was to cut like but this
is less like an introduction it's like showing us all the mechanics or something
All right, okay new we have a new game. Okay, there's
Four levers, they're all different colors and you could raise them up and then down
Okay, the first lever is blue the second lever is green the third lever is yellow and the fourth one is red
Should he push the blue one up or down or leave it in the middle?
Okay, he's just fucking, he's hammered, I guess.
What, you put the book down?
I know, up, up, up, up, okay, he's saying up, pull it up, put it up, blue up, blue up,
left one, Tyler, left one, yeah, that one, make it go up.
Yeah, okay, green one, down or up?
It's the second one.
Up up up okay put it up. Yep third ones yellow down or up or leave it
Down down down nice, okay red one up or down
Up oh
We did it
Yeah, okay. All right. Okay. Okay. It gets harder progressively nice TJ. Yeah, they're right fucking go
Okay, now we have both of them. We're doing the wires and the levers that go up and down.
So let's start with the wires first. Okay, the wires, the light is yellow on the wires.
There's four of them. It's green, red, blue, yellow. Should you cut the green wire? The
first one? Should you cut the red wire? The second one? Yes, cut the second one. Yep,
that one. Uh-oh. Okay, that was an X. Should you cut the, do you have to cut the blue one?
The third one? You fucked up, teach.
Uh, the yellow one, the fourth one?
Okay, the blue one, the third one.
Yeah, cut the third one, the blue one.
Okay, okay, now back to the levers, okay?
There's a green lever, a yellow, a blue, and a red.
Green, up or down, the first one.
Down.
Okay, yellow, up or down?
Up.
okay blue up or down up okay nice and red up or down down okay not bad we got
it easy hey we're getting it we're getting it we're getting it
stressful yeah that's nice do we swap roles or we keep going
We're swapping
Tyler's got their eyes, dude. Oh, fuck. Okay. Um
We're gonna do a new game where there's two new games. Okay. One of them is a
Caution symbol and it's a lever going up and it's green and it's running at a time and I don't know what that means
I just push it for fun Tyler. Oh
Oh, okay. Yeah, okay. I see. I see. Okay. We're doing we're doing a mini game on the right and it's like a DDR pad
And there's two dots in the middle. Should he go up down right or left? It looks like Simon says
Tyler progressively you're gonna have to lower the lever on the left. Yeah, lower that one again. Yeah, it's a time
Okay, great. What does he do on the DDR pad two dots down hit down hit down Tyler?
Yeah, nice. Okay, now what you now what which way which way on the ddr pad left
Oh, we fucked up, okay a lever on left Tyler put it down
Yeah, pull it down. Yeah, this okay. Oh different different dots now. We have four dots teach up down right or
Which direction four dots
He's scratching his head, that's not good
It's the four dots of the down okay hit down Tyler and pull that lever nice perfect. Okay. It was an X
Okay, two dots TJ two dots
Yeah
He's flipping me off or maybe saying going up. I don't know TJ up down left or right which one pull the lever on the left Tyler real quick
Yeah
Come on teach up down left or right two dots
Oh the lights blue the lights blue the lights blue that's important information. I forgot to give fuck
Tyler's just hitting buttons Tyler stop
Tyler you're so bad at instructions right okay fine. You you do it then no no you do it you give instructions
Give instructions. I will I will
Oh god this rolls hard.
Alright, we are on a game, alright so it's probably like a third page, it's a dot game.
There's two dots and they are on the left side, two dots, left side, green light.
There's four controllers that all have different, I mean, you've seen this.
Alright, so there's two dots in the left.
Does he hit the down, what direction does he go?
Left, right, up or down?
Two dots, left side, green light.
Oh, but this guy is the worst.
Information yes or no
You're not working with me here. You need more information
All right
There's no no level. There's four lovers. No, sir. All our different colors
Oh, there's a part of left lever lever and then there's a four
Arrows there's only two dots and they're vertical two vertical dots up down left or right
Okay, why did he why did you flip the blue lover work
Shut up
Um, Tyler, click one of these arrows right here by the dot.
What does it do?
I don't get this part.
Oh, it's a different mini game.
Oh, I'm stupid.
All right.
All right.
Um.
Well, um, all right, it's going on an angle now.
It's going at an angle.
Two dots on an angle, the top right angle on a yellow light.
does he does he hit what he goes your left left left at the left arrow Tyler
we fucking suck red light one dot middle left right up or down up
Tyler hit the up arrow.
Alright that one worked, that one worked.
Three dots in an L shape.
Green light, up down, left or right.
Ah, right, right Tyler.
Fuck!
Over, over.
That was left I think.
Yay yay.
Bro!
Going on.
Um, this is hard, it's hard, it's hard.
Bro, what do the lovers mean?
What do the lovers mean?
I-
Should I be talking?
Okay, so it's one minigame at a-
It's a one minigame at a time, right?
so you have to focus on one.
Yeah, Tyler, you wanna do comms?
I don't know, dude, it sounds stressful.
Let's swap. It's very stressful, honestly.
Here, I'll go blind. Fuck it.
Okay.
So, yeah, it's one mini-game at a time.
So, like, you basically just like be like,
oh, we're doing the wire one with four wires
in the green light, or we're doing the DDR pad one,
or we're doing the levers that you pull up or down.
Just pick one and then start with it
so that the person with the book,
Which be Tyler knows what to do
Wait Tyler is blind. How the fuck is he even doing that?
Well, it's like outlines. It's like outlines kind of yeah me TJ swap then since you're you have book
Tyler yeah, TJ does have book experience. That's true TJ has book experience swap the two. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's try this
Fuck this is hard. Oh
Shit, okay
Let's start on the left. We have four arrows with one dot on the top left. It is a green, uh, white.
Here we go. Up, left, down, right.
I can't see any green light.
Oh, well, it's...
Up, down, right, with one dot, top left.
We still can do the day. Just give me a second.
Bro.
What happened, Tyler? I guess we just...
I didn't push any buttons, Tyler!
I don't know where it is in the fucking way.
I didn't press any buttons.
Was there something else that was killing us on the board?
No.
Yeah, you gotta pull the timer down on the bottom left.
You gotta pull it down.
That was the lever that you were talking about.
Oh, not the bottom left.
Oh, you didn't tell me that was there.
But you told...
Oh.
But no, you should be able to see that.
I don't have to tell you that.
Oh, I...
Okay, my bad.
Let's try this again.
Alright, same mechanic.
Up left, down right.
I get it.
Okay green light the two dots are on the left side of the dice
Why do you flip it through so many pages man, it's the fourth fucking page
Hello, it's the fourth page with Braille. You just look at the color you look at the two dots
And you tell me up that left right based on the two dots. Come on
Yeah, let me repeat again up left down or right
There's two dots on the website of does
with a green light.
What's he flipping through these pages?
The pages are even though they're food bags.
The pages are even though they're food bags.
How do you...
Okay, let's try, um...
Let's try the knobs. Let's try the knobs.
The left knob is red.
The second knob is green.
The third knob is yellow. And the fourth knob is blue.
You finding anything in there?
Nothing? You can't find anything.
Go back to the one we did. This guy is useless.
Useless.
You can't find anything. Give me the fucking book. I'll do it
What are you doing?
There's multiple dot pages. No, there's just one with the Braille dots
If you look at the color that you just go up that left right and go back in
That's a fourth page. You fucking liar
Okay, four dots
Four dots wait the four dots don't matter. It's Braille bro. It's seven seven TJ dots with a green
It's the same again not four dots seven. That's the number
You understand I think you understand
Nice
Now three two at the top. There's only two. It's a blue light blue light three blue light three pj
Blue light two dots at the top
Nice nice, okay green dot four three four
Green dot four left one is empty
So three dots bottom left is empty and it's a green dot
It's a green light, there are three dots, the bottom one is going to be a green light.
You're playing guaranteed?
You don't know?
You don't know?
Green dot four, TJ, four, green dot four.
Right?
Go right?
No, man, it was left.
We got to restart.
Oh, we're so close.
Maybe that was left, alright. Yellow? White now? Yellow 3. Yellow 3.
You can do this. Don't panic.
Up. Nice.
Nice, that was good. Blue, white now? Blue 4. Blue 4. Blue 4. Blue 4.
The same 3 dots. The bottom left one is empty. It's a blue 8.
Blue 4. Yeah, throw something at that music player.
Wait a minute left, we're fine. We have a minute left.
blue four blue four nice big big big okay green light six green six green six down
Okay, that's three. Blue three. Blue three.
Okay
not so the knobs first knob red second knob yellow third knob blue fourth green
the first knob is red we have 23 seconds
first knob red up or down up or down
I'm pulling, I'm yanking, I'm so slamming, I'm so slamming.
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that's a wanky piffy of mine!
What the fuck do you mean, nobs?
Dude, the levers that go up and down are the colors, man!
I don't know, there's no levers in the book!
Bro, you did it before!
Remember I explained it through you the green yellow red you pull it up or you pull it down
Yeah, yeah
I should have said my viewers okay something to note by the way just so just so we just so we know
Because I was talking over Tyler because he couldn't hear me. You know when you're saying three dots
It's a Braille so I'm giving him the actual number
Yeah, so you don't even need when you do that many games don't even say the dots
Just say the color of the thing and I'll give him the number because I know what it is because I could feel it
Well, so you can just like hand signal the number or what?
Well, he's deaf. He can still look and then say the number, no?
No, no, no, no, it's in Braille. So when it's two, two doesn't mean two. Like two dots doesn't mean two.
You have the special monkey to fucking see.
Yeah, so I'm feeling the two and it gives me the actual number in Braille, which is, I don't know, fucking four or something.
Three. I get it. I get it.
So Tyler, whenever we do the, whenever we do the two dots, the three dots or the four dots, you don't need to say the dots. Just say the color.
okay that's it um sounds like an easy job yeah I I also could talk obviously
because I'm trying I'm giving him calm as he hurt me
um fucking easy yeah let's try this again okay
let's start with the lovers top left lovers first one green second blue there
is red. Fourth is yellow. First one up. Three on. Down blue. Up. Now red, and then yellow.
Red is up. Na na na na na na na na! Fuck! Fuck! Oh, we got him. Okay, last one's yellow. Up, up, up.
Okay, now this looks like a um, it's a new minigame, it looks like a calculator but there's no numbers, a bunch of braille numbers. It looks like we have to input the bumper.
Oh, it's gonna be hard for TJ. TJ you're gonna have to use hand motions to say like one five or five two or something.
You have to find the proper numbers for 22 in Braille.
Wait, 22? Oh, maybe I can do that.
Right?
How many numbers can I press?
Like, can you take that again? I was not like, waiting.
Uh, he's crashing his head, isn't he? Okay, I don't know.
There is...
Can I do 9 plus 8 and then hit another number?
Is that gonna work or?
There's 10 buttons and each of them have Braille numbers and Mike needs to find the right numbers for 22.
He needs the proper Braille numbers for 22.
If 22 is the answer, so he needs the input, he needs the input 22 in this.
Give it like how?
I already hit a button and it failed so TJ has to do something here.
22.
Yeah, it's up to you guys. I can't help. You just need to find 22.
I just don't get what TJ has to do here, or what I have to do.
I'm just gonna play Buds.
Okay, that something worked.
22, 22, 22.
22 again?
Nice, okay, now it is...
I can't see.
Wait, it's blue. It's blue. TJ, does that help?
It just, the color is blue now.
Oh, there are handles on the way. Fuck me.
A 1?
1? Do I hit 1?
Yes, one oh my oh my god what happens wait so what I don't really understand what happened there
I need to it's often it's odd even and you need to tell me the color and then if it's and then and then the number or whatever the
Fox yeah and yeah I don't know so we didn't have to by hand with walking the color at the beginning I assume yeah it was
I just I just hit a button then it works you guys are explaining this and I'm trying to decipher
like yeah I mean the teacher's not doing me the correct algorithm to like do a
math problem it's literally like a calculator and Braille like numbers
just bunch of fucking dots or where and like the queen I just need input 22 I
need you guys to get I knew as to like walk in to like the CS problems and give
me everything you see okay okay okay I can plan the correct page
All right, let's start top lap. These are just wires. These are wires cut yellow, green, and red all in order with a yellow light as the, uh, pole.
What is this?
First one's yellow. Second one's green. There it is, brother.
Yellow?
Now?
Wow.
Green? Looks like my block. Green, green, green. Cut green.
Huh? This one?
Green, green, green, green. That one's fine. I'm self-cultivated. I know you can't see it.
Okay let's do the levers. First one's blue, second one's yellow, third is green, fourth is red.
These are the levers that you fold up and down. First one's blue.
Second one is yellow.
First one is down. First one's down.
Okay, second one's yellow, and then it goes green.
Down.
And then green, red.
down
Okay, now we're back on the calculator. It's a 59 plus 26
There should be 85 59 plus 26 85. There's no light yet. I think it comes up 20 soft
What am I doing do I have to find 85
Yeah, exactly, I'm a bunch of fucking girls.
Go ahead, 8 and 5 for this?
Oh, I see.
Yep, I got it, yep.
That was cracked, it's blue now.
85, blue.
We have a 2 minute call coming up.
Jesus, the music is so fucking loud.
What is happening?
Shut up!
Sorry Tyler.
Fuck up!
The answer was 85, the color is blue.
the way we got a minute 40 plenty of time 85
don't want to be walking in a minute 30 use your emote to give us the number
I'm looking at you.
Uh, where's that circle?
Yes, it's a circle.
Zero? Zero?
Zero.
Holy shit.
Wait, we're not done.
Wait, you didn't finish the wires.
They're red wires.
Isn't that the last one?
The wires? Oh, what the fuck?
Dude, the wires were wrong!
The wires were wrong the whole time!
We just had to cut the third one.
There's no way to communicate zero in time Tyler actually just like downloaded my fucking thoughts for all sake
He says yeah circle and zero it worked out great. All right, so we're actually kind of on Tyler's pretty good at giving instructions. I
Don't know. I thought I got lucky
I'm fine. I the wires were kind of awkward cuz I honestly zoned out didn't know first three or four
But it worked out there's do you want to do you want to try to give instructions or
Yeah, it's hard
Okay, it's deep
Well my kids
Yeah, I'm having no fun. That's okay
Tyler the light has to give the light
Yeah, he has to give the light the light. He's not giving you the light
Oh, no.
How do we convey that he needs to give you the light?
I can't see it, DJ.
First one's yellow, second blue.
I'm pointing at the light so he can tell, but he's not.
Is it blue? Second one?
Is it red, the fourth one?
Is it yellow?
No.
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
It's a yellow wire cutter with a yellow mark.
The first one is yellow.
You're okay.
Yellow? I'm cutting yellow. Fuck.
The very... okay, it was not yellow. Mine's just crossing by.
Okay, let me repeat this again.
The wire cuttering... the very first one, there is no wire.
The second one's been cut, it's yellow.
Then it goes blue.
Then it goes red.
We only have two wires left.
He doesn't give the colors still!
Hey! Asshole!
Color!
Right here!
What's happening to you?
It's a yellow blue! I can see it!
Quit pointing at me! I can see it!
I don't have eyes!
I can see it!
I'm not going to get his consciousness!
It's yellow! It's yellow!
Holy shit!
He's not telling me anything!
I don't know which one Blue is!
This one or this one?
I got the blue one.
Which one?
I don't
Bro, you're not telling me which one I don't know which one the blue one is bad
Fuck it
Hey, I'm going to go in two. Let me repeat this for the first fucking time. There we go. We got one.
What is going on?
Tyler! I can't see, man. Tell me the color. You cut the blue one. I'm pointing at the wires. Which was the blue one? I don't know.
I repeated it like five times. I repeated it over and over.
Oh, you didn't even...
Hey, look. Hey, he wasn't even giving me the answer. I guessed that one.
Okay, we're doing wires. Stop right. We're doing wires. First one is red. First one is red. Second one is yellow. Third one is blue.
is blue fourth one is green with a blue bowl waiting on your reply good sir first one is red
the second one is yellow blue ball waiting on your reply good sir give me an answer
the fourth one is green are you saying the fourth one yes the fourth one the fourth one nice good
job okay let's go to um bottom right up left down right it is um a blue bowl with eight shots but
Blue ball, babe. Blue ball, bait. Up, down, left, right.
Ha ha ha!
I'm waiting to supply blue ball.
Okay!
Up, left, down, right, blue ball.
Um... left.
Nice.
Okay.
Yellow ball, now?
One.
One.
Yellow one, yellow one.
Down?
Okay, okay, blue bull now eight blue eight
To read to
Right nice, okay going top left reading numbers 60 minus 32
28 28 the answer is 28 top left
Okay, these light is green light is green the answer is 28 the light is green waiting for your reply over
Again, he's a new the hand signal
Oh, is that 10? Oh, uh, 9? Is that 9? Yes, 9, 9, 9, 9, 9.
Nice, okay. We're doing one more calculation. Same problem.
56 minus 30. 26. 26.
26. Ooh, like, ooh, like. I made it 40.
20 times. 1. Answer is 1.
Oh, that was our best one yet. That was our best one yet
Yeah, oh
He was so good at it
Oh, he was so good. He was so good. Okay
Okay, we're going to start with the levers that go up and down.
The levers are red, yellow, blue, green.
Did we put red up?
Yeah, down, down.
Okay, now yellow.
Up or down?
Up.
Okay, blue, up or down?
Down.
And green.
Down.
I probably should have started with the new mode. Okay, there's a completely different mini game. It looks like a Satanic Ritual.
There's a star, an hourglass, a
Don Walker symbol, and a triangle.
And it's like there's a... there's three colors, three squares.
red, green, and yellow. And I think we have to turn this lever. Okay, he's shaking up
and down. Okay, he gets it. So right now the lever is pointing at the star to the
right is the hourglass going clockwise. Do we turn it right? I have no fucking
clue how this mode works. Yes? Tyler, can you turn that knob to the right? Great.
Okay. Do you push a color now? Red, yellow, or green? Is that what I'm supposed to do?
Red? We'll do red, one, uh, green.
Yellow? Push the third one, Tyler?
Yeah, that one. Uh-oh, it was an X. Okay, well, ship, some Prague.
Okay, that was wrong. Uh, once again, the symbols are star, hourglass,
Circle with a fucking line in it and a triangle colors are green red yellow
Fucking click the knob Tyler for me, okay, it's on the hourglass. Which color green?
Click dream the top one Tyler very top one
Fuck still wrong. Okay. We don't know how to do this. I guess
Okay, colors are yellow green red. It's on the hourglass. Do we hit yellow?
Do we hit green?
Do we hit red?
He's saying go fuck myself and he broke a bottle.
Listen, just push...
Oh, wait, nope, okay, yellow?
First one? Hourglass?
No? Green?
Red?
Bottom one, Tyler, very bottom button.
Ah, fuck.
Of course, we got a new game here.
here. That's a toughie, that's a toughie.
I mean, you can tell me the stage and then the symbol and then I can give colors.
Stage? What the fuck do you mean stage?
Like there's numbers as with the knob.
I don't know.
Numbers, there's the numbers with the knob.
We're metagaming right now.
Oh, no, I mean, we can't.
OK, let's try it again.
All right, I'm sure it's just going to start with that.
We're going to start with that same one at bottom left.
Okay. Okay. I don't know what I could give you here. The colors are green, yellow, red.
The symbols are triangle. That's what it's on right now. And then it turns into a circle
with a square in it. And then it's a star that's filled in. And then it's a star that
isn't filled in. Well, fuck, do we hit a color right now or do we turn it, TJ? Which one
What do we do?
Third?
Hit a color?
Hit a color first?
Okay.
Green?
The first color?
Yellow?
The second color?
No?
Red?
He's fucking breaking the whole room.
Sorry, he's having a fit.
Which color do we hit?
Green?
Yellow?
read? Yellow. Red. Um, one second, I think he's telling me. He's learning. He's reading.
He's calculating the page. Should I turn the knob? You want more? What the fuck do you
want? Okay. The fucking symbol right now is pointing is a triangle. I could turn it and
It's gonna go into the circle that is got the square in it. He's oh my god. Oh, okay. Turn it turn it once Tyler
I get it turn it once. Okay. No, no, no, no, no once. Yep. Okay. Now, which color do we hit?
It's on the circle with the square in it green
Yellow
Red
It's got to be red hit the bottom one Tyler. Fuck we still didn't get it, right?
I wish I okay what should I turn it which symbol should I turn it on should I turn it on the
Star that's filled in should I turn it on the star that isn't filled in
Should I turn it on?
Should I leave it where it is? Where's the triangle? Oh?
The colors yellow green red no, okay?
Circle with a square in it turn it
Okay, turn it once. Okay, great. So it's on the circle with a square in it.
Yellow, green, red. Do you want... Oh, turn again to the star?
Turn it one more time. Okay, it turned into the star that's filled in.
Is that good? We happy with that? We're not happy with that.
Turn it one more time to the star that's not filled in.
Okay, now is it yellow? Is it green?
Turn it again? Turn it one more time. Okay.
Okay. Now we hit yellow, green, or red? The yellow?
Turn it again? Turn it one more time.
Okay, it's on the square with the circle in it.
This is so fucked.
Yellow? Tyler's laughing.
I mean,
fuck you too, buddy. Fuck you too. Fuck it, eat this banana, bitch.
eat this banana bitch fucking hit a button it's it's fucking give me the book man give
me the book bro bro it's supposed to turn it until it makes a sound and I don't I can't
hear yeah I can't either oh I can hear it Tyler it's just silent all the time Tyler
you gotta help us out man my bad I thought I had the easy job no you still gotta like
do things. Bro, you can talk. Yeah, I was spamming on house one. My dad.
Alright, we're starting with that mode again. Okay. Should I even tell you the
symbols or should you just start cranking? Okay, just crank it. You
crack just crank to a full crank. Crank it once more. I don't know. He's
saying something I can't hear. Well, okay, he's he left it on the circle
with the line going through it. Should he leave it there? Okay, yes, he's
leaving it there. Great. The colors are yellow, green, red. Should he hit yellow? Should he
hit green? Hit the middle one, Tyler. Fuck, that's wrong. Okay. Tyler's just turning the
knob for fun. It's just not calming. Tyler, why are you turning it? Actually, you know what?
Fuck it. Tyler, that's been a game of shit. Turn the knob until you hear something. Well,
he did hear something, I think. Okay. It's the square with a circle in it. That's the
symbol we're on, TJ. Okay, green, should we hit green? It's green, red, yellow. Should
he hit green? Should he hit red? Should he yellow then? Oh, he's not sure. I don't
like that. Okay, yellow. Hit the bottom one. Oh, wait, we did it. Okay, shit. Okay.
Okay, it's on the upside down triangle and a line going through at the top. Okay,
The colors are yellow, green, red. Should he hit yellow?
Hit the top one. Top one, Tyler.
Oh, fuck, you got it wrong. I don't know.
Okay, it's the square with a circle in it. That's the symbol.
Green, red, yellow. Should he hit green?
Should he hit red?
Okay, hit yellow, the bottom one.
Okay, we got that one. Okay, crank it.
Okay, star that is not filled in. The middle is open. Okay.
Red, green, yellow. Should be red.
G, green.
Green, middle, middle.
That's wrong. Okay.
Dude, I can't give any better comms than that.
There's numbers, bro. Listen, there's one, two, three, four, five, or whatever the fuck.
I don't know what stage we're on or how many times we've hit that number before, so I can't, like,
It's like, it's just going in.
Based on stage.
Wait, based on stage?
It's like, there's numbers.
I'm not getting any numbers.
I think every time I make a noise, we're on stage one,
and then two, and then three, I don't know.
Are you hearing multiple noises, Tyler,
or are you just hearing one?
No, every time I crank it when it clicks,
you know, when it makes one noise,
I crank it until it makes a noise and I stop.
Yeah, that means that you're on the correct number,
and then I need a number after that
that follows with a color.
And I'm guessing the stages are based on how many times
on that we've been on that wouldn't that just be stage one the first one once we do it then it's
stage two and then you turn it again and then it's stage one and that other symbol let's see let's
see let's see let's see let's see okay we're starting with that one again Tyler turn it until whenever
okay it's on the star that's filled in and it's yellow green red
Should I hit yellow? Hit the top one, Tyler.
Okay, now I guess we're on stage one.
I'm gonna just assume it's stage one. We're on the circle with a line going through it.
The colors are yellow, red, green. Should I hit yellow?
Ow. Hey, fuck you, buddy. We're on stage one.
Yellow, red, green. Okay, should I hit yellow?
Fuck the...fuck it, bitch. Two. What are you saying, two?
Oh, we're on stage two.
Okay, well my bad shit. All right
It's a circle with a line going through it teach
yellow red
three
Hit the bottom one. Oh nice
Okay, now we're on the star with the hole in it and the stages for
Or, you could say it Tyler, you have a fuckin' mouth.
Red, yellow, green.
Should he hit red?
Hit the top one.
I don't know.
Hit the top one, he said yes.
Top one.
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, I was, I don't know, I circled the line going through it, um, red, yellow, green, red, should we hit red, yellow, green, green, bottom, bottom, bottom, bottom, it's wrong, oh my god, just blow me up, blow me up, suck my ass and fuck my dad, blow me up, blow me up,
Why are you smacking me, man?
What?
Stage 1.
Star.
With fully filled green.
Red.
Yellow.
Red.
Yellow.
We got it.
Two stage.
You don't need to smack me. You could just say stage two and I could just tell him it's a triangle with a line going through it
And then the colors yellow green red. You don't have to smack me every time just tell him to stage
yellow
Red green green it's green isn't it?
It's red isn't it?
Which one is it? Talk to me monkey. Sorry. I'm trolling. That's where you start this one. Just push it one
Dude, I'm getting pissed off. Wait, he did it accidentally.
Well, I'm getting pissed off with Tyler telling me the fucking number.
I don't need to see it. You could just use your mouth.
He hears you. I don't need to hear you. Just say it.
All right, blow us up. Let's restart.
Listen, if you smack me one more time, if you smack me one more time,
Tyler, you don't need to smack me and tell me four.
You could just say stage four
Sorry, you're right. I'm sorry. That's insensitive. I'm so sorry. I did not mean to make fun of the blind guy
Oh, can you use your mouth?
Yeah, you're just touching by I'm really not really in the info. I'm going live
I'm gonna get it back. Oh my the stage and tell me this that you can talk to me. I don't I can't hear
But he could just talk to you. You didn't smack me it tell me shit. You can just say stage four
or
Yeah, you're literally tied to him
I'm dead
Okay, okay, okay, fine, fine, fine, we'll go again, we'll go again, we'll go again
Oh my god
Alright, don't tell me the stage, tell him, don't smack me
Okay, we're on the triangle with the line going through it
and it's green, yellow, red
Should he hit green?
No, should he hit yellow?
Should he hit red?
Why are you looking at the instructions like you've never done this before?
It's on the triangle with the line going through it. He told you the stage number. Does it green?
Is green yellow red? So green, no. Yellow?
Red? Yeah, you're red. It's not red. It's nothing. It's none of them. It's not a single thing.
Oh, he's throwing shit, man. He's pissed.
Once again, triangle with the line going through it at the top, green, yellow, red, is it green?
It's green, hit the top one.
Oh my god, it's wrong.
Okay, same symbol, triangle with the line going through it, yellow, green, red.
Is it yellow?
Is it green?
Is it red?
It's red.
the bottom one. Okay, nice. Okay, so square with the circle in it, red, green, yellow.
Is it red? Is it green? Hit the middle one. Nice. Same triangle with the line going through
the top, okay? Oh, he can't see. He's blind. Okay. Same triangle with the line going through
At the top, yellow, red, green, is a yellow.
Red?
At the middle one.
Fucking wrong. Fucking wrong.
Circle with the line going through it.
Yellow, red, green, is a yellow.
Is it red?
Middle.
I
Think I think we're not
What do you mean what do you want for me? What do you want that's better?
Have you ever thought that there's multiple triangles on the fucking page and they could be upside down or lopsided like give me
Give me some fucking good times, bro
There's two circles in a line going through it.
Well, I didn't know there's two circles going through like that.
I thought there's just one.
One of them goes all the way through, and one of them doesn't.
Well, that's good cobs.
Now I know.
You got to communicate with me.
I can't talk.
You got to let me know.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Oh, it's so far away.
Tyler Crankett.
Star filled in star, filled in star.
Red, yellow, green.
hit red yellow middle cool okay now we're in the circle test it's the circle
with a line going through it but it's not sticking through okay it's just in
the middle all right green yellow red she green yellow middle Tyler middle
holy shit we're doing it
Circle with a square in the middle. Yellow, green, red. Should hit yellow. Green. Middle again. That's crazy.
All right, star again, the filled in star. Green, red, yellow. Should hit green. Red. Yellow, bottom, bottom.
Okay, hell yeah. Okay, we're gonna do the levers. Okay, the levers that are the four colors, the four colors, it's blue, green, yellow, red, those are the levers.
Should we make the blue one go up or down? First one. Up. He's owning. Green, up or down? Second one. Down. Okay, yellow, up or down? He's not a terror looking him.
Look at him. He's still locked in him that throws bad at him up
Nice now red up or down up. Oh
My god, that was so difficult
I didn't know there was multiple shapes that were sticking through and not sticking through
Think about that. You need to have some like forward thinking.
Forward thinking.
Well, because every time I calmed it, you got it right and then you started to get it wrong all of a sudden, so like that's not on me.
Yeah, because I was getting confused and was triangle.
Well, you gotta tell me that. You gotta throw shit at me.
Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? I was throwing a fit.
New mode, new mode.
Nice.
Oh, god. Let's start with the new game top left. It looks like a piano and then there's a bunch of Braille
On each piano note, and the color of the light is yellow.
Fuckin' which, I guess which piano note should he hit? What's the number?
Yeah, there's seven piano notes.
And he's reading moldy, I think.
Yep, and it's yellow. Okay, which one's he hitting? Which number? You got this shit. New
game? Right.
Yellow light, obviously. I forgot, but it's a new game, so we've got to give him a second.
He'll get it though. He's really, he's actually...
Tyler? Fuck yeah. I can't hear what you're saying, but those cobs are clear, I can tell.
Uh, one? Is that his thing? He should hit one.
Okay, hit one, Tyler. Nice.
Okay, nothing really changed. It's still the same shit. It's still yellow. So what's the second piano key?
Tell him to shut up.
TJ, you got the first one.
I think you got it.
Oh, he's about to tell me I can tell.
He's about to tell me.
Four, Tyler, four.
Uh-oh, that's wrong.
Well we reset, we're back to the beginning, yellow.
What man?
It's a yellow piano man, it's the same number of keys, there's seven of them, he's telling
the numbers which one why are you throwing a fit man we still have a minute left he gave up
Tyler he gave up you're saying this for no he gave up he just put push buttons around just push
buttons he gave up just he's he's just he's not having it he's done he's so done but you're owning
What the hell?
Alright, what? What happened?
Why did you just think I gave up?
I was throwing stuff at the light! I need the light color!
We told you! We told you!
I'm not the blind guy, dude!
We told you!
I told you so many times! What do you mean?
Yeah, yeah, I swear to God, I'm doing a bunch of other things!
Okay, okay, okay!
I'm doing something out of light!
God he says okay piano go to the piano bottom right the light is blue okay Tyler
you can read out the number same number of keys
I don't know if this helps the light is blue I don't know if this helps the keys
are white and then the little tiny keys are black like a normal piano I don't
know if that is the changes but what number what number is he present on a
blue light
3, Tyler, 3. That's wrong.
Okay, maybe there's other instructions. Okay, there's 5 black keys. Is that important to you?
Hold on, don't push random buttons to stop, Tyler. Is 5, it's still a blue light. Are 5 black keys useful to your information here?
Wait, maybe you don't see Braille, or sorry, maybe you don't see the number that he sees, maybe you see Braille, so do you see dots, or do you see a number?
Oh, dots, okay, okay, what dot, what dot? Blue light.
How many dots on the blue light? Okay, so don't hit, okay, Tyler, hit the second key from the left.
I really thought we were on to something there. I really thought we were on to something. I
really thought that we had it there for a second.
There's dots on the piano key, there's lights, and then there's sequences. I need like, sequences.
So like the blinder needs to touch the braille, and the blinder needs to communicate the braille
to me, and then the deaf food needs to just like, pay in color.
All I see is a light. The light never changes, it's always the same color.
Yeah, so you need to give me the light Tyler needs to give me
Oh, bro like I don't even get this. I'm not gonna lie. I did you have the hardest role here by far
Yeah, I know I know I'm like figuring all this shit out. Um, all right go go. I think I got it
We could do a roll swap after this too if we want our piano the light is red
And I guess, does he hit the braille, like the dots, or does he hit the actual number?
Red light.
What?
You're pointing at Tyler. Okay, Tyler.
I'll shut that up.
What was it? Two? What'd you say? What was it? Shit. Two.
Was it two dots or was it the two, like, the actual number?
Like, dots? Or the number? Dots. Okay.
So then that should be the... Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. This is important.
Horizontal dots or vertical dots? Horizontal?
Or is it vertical?
What the fuck? Okay.
Uh, hit the last key? Tell her on the right? Very... No. No.
Man, no, man, it's reset man. Okay red light. Let's try this again
She said diagonal there's no diagonals man. Oh, there is actually but there wasn't one in that in situation
Let's just shoot our shot on this last one on the red one and just what do we got?
What do you see?
Is he 2?
Is he 3?
Is he 4?
Is he 1?
He don't see shit.
I don't know what he's doing.
He's reading.
He's throwing stuff.
He's...
Sorry, you got this.
What are you playing at ceiling? Why are you playing at the ceiling? Okay. He said go fuck
yourself. Just hit a button. I want to see what he's seeing. I'm very curious.
out. TJ, TJ, you go blind.
The information that's coming at me, I can't, like, use it because, like, you're saying
letters, right? But I can't, let me get water, come on, don't start it, okay.
Let me get water.
Let's communicate a letter to you guys. I can only communicate numbers, so let's do it
numbers, and you're reading me out the letters, but none of the letters I'm actually-
There's no letters! What letters?
I think they in fucking letters.
There's no letters in that thing. What letters are you seeing?
He's saying them.
Oh, he's saying letters?
Am I on the wrong page?
He's saying, okay, there's no letters.
It's the piano, and I go to the piano page.
Is it actually, is it a soundboard, not a piano?
It sounds like a piano.
No, it literally is a, it's literally a piano with seven keys.
I think you had it right.
He's saying letters to me, and then I'm like,
okay, he's saying letters.
You're telling me, he's telling me numbers somehow,
but she's like, because he's feeling the braille.
So he's telling me the number, but then he's telling me letters in sequence.
And I'm like, okay, I'm trying to find the sequence so we can hit the right number.
But then I think I find it and then he hits it and it doesn't fucking work.
I don't know.
I, there's a chance I got that one wrong because you said diagonal and I don't
think there was a diagonal, but my chat said there was.
So maybe that was right the whole time.
I don't know.
But you know, look at it like you're, you're gonna, you're going to shit yourself.
No, I don't think it's gonna be it's gonna be mad. I might be I'm like not that bad with pattern recognition and I'm I don't know. I'm starting
All right, Tyler do you want to be blinds or do you want to be give instructions?
I'm pretty good at the blind guy. I think I mean I could try the deaf one, but
Oh, that's not gonna be blind, that's not gonna be blind.
Okay, well I'm gonna struggle, because now I have to read this fucking...
It's fine, it's fine.
Let me try this piano shit, I don't know.
Your brain's in a fun break.
Yeah, my brain is fucked.
Actually, I don't know about the...
Alright, I'm gonna press box.
I see everything that's going on here.
Play the notes and sequence based on the octave number written in Braille and the color of the active light.
Seem...
What?
Okay.
Oh.
So, Tyler, I need you to tell him the first number of the first key.
Yeah, it's it's C2. It says C2, but there's two dots. What's the color?
What's the color? What's the color? And then you need that information. It's a red light. By the way, it's a red light. Sorry.
Red light. First key is two.
She. Two dots in the first key. On the top row. You have to do something with that information.
He needs to tell you the same thing, I think.
I'm left to right. I go all ending in two. I go C, D, and C.
and then numbers it's two dots in the first one three dots in the second one two dots
in the third one three dots in the fourth one four dots on the fifth one and then one down
on the sixth two dots in the seventh one two three four five yes that's correct our dots
again I think he's asking me for more information. I'll repeat the dots again. First one's two dots.
Second one's three dots. Upside down L. Upside down L. Tyler, I think you need something from me
coming at you. Okay. The first one's two dots. The second one is three dots. Bottom left is empty.
The third one, the third one's two dots, fourth one is three dots, fifth one is four dots,
sixth one is one dot, seventh is two dots. That helpful? There's something at TJ.
Um, you need more informat- Tyler, Tyler, he needs information out of you or something.
Okay, starting to left to right. C, D, E, F, G, A, B, tell TJ to shut the fuck up!
C D E F G A B three hit three
Okay, starting left to right
Okay, party left to right C D B F G A B
We need the third key
I said for okay starting left to right
Right, oh, what was it like? I don't know the sequence. It's the same time remember what you hit I forgot
I saw three three
And then what's the last one
four on two three four nice all right we're on the we're on the button on the calculator one
we're on the uh the adding thing again
okay we have to stop the equation it's 75 odd it's 75 odd 75 odd color color what uh
What's the answer? What's the answer?
Oh god. What the f***?
Was that the answer?
No, I needed the colors though.
I added it myself. I added it myself. Oh, I've got the color.
Yeah. So, yeah, I was trying to tell you like Tyler needs more.
You just needed the the ABCDEFG and then I had to get the letters down.
Yeah, the most important part of the piano is that part is just knowing
the letters the letters the letters yeah
okay
step job step job uh oh should i met others or should i just get it wrong
fuck it
okay let's see if we can do the piano is it even start with the piano
our piano piano first since we're fresh piano first blue light left to right
C A B ending in three so C3D E F G A B
ssss
c, d, e, f, g, a, b
uh, one
first one is two dots
oh, one
nice, okay
again, left to right
c, d, e, f, g, a, b
two
nice
c, c, d, e, f, g, a, b
one one cd e f g a p three oh let's go oh my wires wires four wires red light
oh fuck I don't know how to do this I'm doing that red
Uh
We got green
We got yellow
Blue Tyler off all right
What that was it a super star why we did it I got I got good jobs. That was that was that was good. Okay
I kind of like this role. What do we do? We must be fun. Yeah, that was for this one sucks
I don't know how this role sucks.
We're gonna try a new minigame here, because we're doing a new mode.
You're taking in all the information, and then you're trying to turn it into like hand fucking signals.
It's like actually...
It's hard.
It's like torture actually.
We're gonna try a new one here, because it's a new stage. Let's see if I can even fucking decipher it.
Alright.
Open the case, Tyler. You fucking died here.
Alright.
All right, we got piano. Let's do piano first easy easy mode. I don't know. That's a terrible idea
Mike is gonna calm you now starting up to right. I'll end in one CDE
FGA be
three
CDE FGA be
Three three three
CDE
C-D-E-F-G-A-V, same thing.
Patholite.
Five.
One, two, three, four.
Edge.
Alright, we're on Satanic Ritual.
Watch stage one.
So, we have a circle of square in the middle.
Is it green?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Is it green?
Is it red?
Red, Tyler?
Middle, middle, middle.
OK.
Stage two, stage two.
All right, hourglass, regular hourglass.
Is it green?
Stage two, by the way, I'm guessing.
Is it yellow?
Bottom, Tyler.
OK, we're on.
Stage three, stage three.
with the line directly through it actually through it is it red is it green
stage four stage four last again last stage hello red uh all the way bottom time
White, white, light.
Okay, okay, wait. These are so easy.
I mean, that's light for you, dude. You found your role.
No, no, no. I'm gonna get hit with one that's fucking stupid. I know it.
Here, let's try one more.
Wait, what is the piano one again? Are you just listening?
So, am I just giving you the color? Pretty much the light.
That's all you need to do, yeah. You just need to give the color,
and then Tyler gives the octave, and then the key,
And then I just go off the color and then the number and then whatever then you got to remember
Then he recites the letters and then you just tell him which number he did
Yeah, because it'll be like GEF, but his never changes, but it's good that he keeps repeating
It's good that he keeps repeating it because I'm doesn't forget it. It's like a G E E F
Like it's fucking confusing. So when he keeps repeating it, it's good
We're trying new one
I think my comp was just bad.
Oh shit, sorry.
Um, alright, new one.
Top right, we have a square-looking device.
It's probably the second, it's probably the page after the piano.
It has a fucking barrel though.
Blue, move your hand, Tyler, if you hear me.
Alright.
I forgot.
So it's yellow, blue, green,
and then the bottom on the third row is yellow so every row with a solid color
the yellow blue and then the last line is double green and then a yellow
it looks like Tyler has to communicate with you on the number
top we'll do top row first one four six yellow second line is blue third line
is double green one yellow top rose one four six second rose eight five nine third rose seven three two
from left to right either definitely has to touch something and tell you something
me i need more you need more information from me yes or no all right so there's multiple brails
on the pad. You need those brails. Are we trying to match colors here? Are we trying to make the
whole square a solid color? Yes. All right, so we need to make it yellow. So a middle, Tyler.
Middle is five. That line. The middle is five. I need to make that yellow somehow, I think.
Like a button Tyler, where does it do? It's like a button in the middle. Nothing.
I clicked five and didn't hit it. It's like a fucking button.
Um, five is doing nothing. Try hitting top right Tyler real quick. Oh fuck, I don't get it. Um,
I'll say again, top, top right, left right, one of those things. Tyler, I can only get colors.
I'm looking at you, you need me to give you a color for you to have information right now?
No, I can't see you today, I'm blind.
Top row, one, four, six, mid-row, eight, five, nine, bottom row, seven, three, four.
Click this.
Bottom right? Right side, bottom left. I mean, sorry, bottom left.
I look, Tyler, you need to give him something, I think.
Alright, alright.
I'll just describe.
Okay, top row, one, four, six, left, right.
KJ, shut the fuck up, shut the fuck up.
I'm trying to explain it to him,
he can't talk it over me.
What do you mean by that?
Top row, left, right, one, four, six, medium row.
Shut the fuck up.
There's a,
medium row, eight, five, nine, bottom row, seven, three, two.
You're helpful?
Seven, seven, eight.
No, it's eight.
I clicked it. I clicked seven. It's not doing anything.
Eight. I clicked it. It worked. It worked.
And now I'm nine. I'm nine.
Nine. Wrong.
Nine's wrong. Again, top row, one, four, six, mineral, eight, five, nine.
Bottom row, sorry, three, two.
Both of these things are yellow.
Three.
Three. Looking for it. Three. Nothing.
Okay.
Oh, it's a yellow, yellow again.
Um, nine.
Looking for nine, looking for nine.
Nine.
Hey, we'll only click nine.
Oh, fucking god.
Ah, fuck that.
Are you giving up?
That's wrong!
What am I supposed to do?
Four yellow, bro.
There's four fucking yellows.
Oh, I'm fucking over it.
God, that's so hard.
That one's tough.
We kind of got it at the end a little bit.
it's fucking I still don't fully understand it like I definitely have to be giving colors because
obviously I can't read braille and I see his numbers were good and then I think what's a
it said something about the the sound it makes when you press a button so I was trying to understand
when we hit a button and then like you can't hear shit so I was trying to if there was a
difference did you hear a different sound or anything no it would just like click and not
do anything when I got the right one it like activated I need is this game three
players only because I need to like a like a little bit along not long but
like maybe 10 minutes oh you're good do your thing that's okay you're saying
real quick yeah that much I'll
yeah I should they've came first I need to play or no I break in the game what
It's fine, but don't worry about it. Let's go to your thing
That's hard that one was hard
You dude. Yeah, true
Yeah, that like you like to be mad at times I put the in yourself in game. How do I do that?
Click your dude the amount of times I gave a number and you gave the wrong one was insane
Yeah, so I don't know if we I don't know if we did that wrong that time because I gave a number and you said the wrong one and
That might have mutha fuck the whole sequence because maybe I had it right. I don't know
Because like the dots don't represent the numbers
because
No, you said nine. Yeah, you said like the Braille is like
Like if like a two isn't a two in Braille
He was like going over it and you said nine and he went over a two-dot and he hit it so I was like alright
I mean I guess I think I'm gonna I was gonna jump off anyway, so I think I'm gonna jump off
Yeah
Org is too late me and Hannah wanted to do something before it gets too late, so we got a
High means war dogs tomorrow. We should have more friend dude Halloween killed our friend slot like that was way more fun than Halloween
God that game was so that I was crying at one point so funny funny
Anyway, yeah, it's War Dogs tomorrow. I'm calling it for today. I'll see you then.
Later. All right, I'm out here. I gotta go. I'll be out tomorrow morning. Goodbye. Stay safe. Goodbye.