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Wow.
No way he's playing PlayStation 5 game today.
So what's funny is I opened up my PlayStation 5 and there's only two games I own.
I only own
Spider-Man 2 and Wolverine.
Those are the only two PlayStation games I own.
Well, yep, I mean, it's fitting.
They're made by the same company.
Justin?
Yeah.
Yeah.
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I'm here. I I I I I you are you in the fucking zone. Right? I just I could hear for a second
because there's a lock...
Yeah, I knew that was gonna happen.
Ahhhhh!
I'm mortared.
I can hear you.
It's just loud because this game is just...
It's so fucking loud.
And you need to turn it up too, because you need to...
I keep turning it fucking down and it's just like...
It doesn't matter.
I'm trying to hear you bad.
And I can't.
Because I'm just getting mortars, fam.
You playing WoW forever?
Yeah man, it's when I retire.
I'll forever when I retire
You know if they have a lot of anti-air up are you are you playing I'm in oh
You're oh, I thought you were playing one more in today. I am oh just later. I just did an hour
And then if I'm having a stellar time
I'm gonna keep playing but if I'm having like an okay time, then I'll come back
Um, I guess let's take the air
Let's see what air feels like I guess
are you on blue yes blue I'm blue I'm in your squad I think
I think.
Oh, okay.
I left it on.
She needs its rights.
Give me a voice from that.
Are you still in the fight?
I would, no.
I'm in the disbanding quarters.
I have to get out.
I got out now.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
Someone dropped over here.
It's probably here to know.
Wolverine 7-7 on Metacrylate?
What's that?
What's the uh, what's the, what's the General Consensus on Wolverine?
I'm curious.
I watched a little bit but I didn't want to get spoiled.
Yeah, that's so sick.
Now, people who sit on Mortarsville game actually suck. If they don't have anti air, I could take them out.
So I'm gonna try to do that right now.
Someone's using a rocket heli, so I think anti-air is pretty clear,
because that guy's just running around blowing shit up.
Wait, we have a bunch of helis up. I think we're okay. I could probably use them.
Do you know where the mortars are coming from?
No, no. I don't know.
I just showed up there one time, I got dunked on the head and I lost.
Holy fuck, I almost got RPG'd.
Someone flared. Oh, I see, so there's an anti-air there, okay.
Maybe it's coming from here.
No. Dude, I don't...
I don't know where the fuck is any more there from, because it's pretty dead out here.
Yeah.
I'll stay here.
Oh, damn, my stomach hurts, bro.
Oh, shit.
There's anti-air set up outside the mouth.
Oh, no, it's in.
The wild day, uh, Celsius is gonna be fired up, boy.
Oh, the fuck is that?
I just told Westry.
Yeah, I'm surprised.
Where is everybody
Yeah, everybody's just that work
Chad's on it's hair how does red have zero points what's up with this
where the fuck is green
I don't know honestly that's a good point probably just mortaring all from stadium
stadium is empty I'm genuinely so confused where mortars are even coming from or where
I think they're just boots on the ground
He killed someone and then I killed the next so I got out of there.
Karina's 24 in. Oh, I see a truck.
I'm gonna try to kill this truck.
You see a big church?
No, empty.
I'm sure there's some people but like I meant like there's a stack.
Yeah, I'm looking for the whole stack of peeps.
I think these guys are dead.
I'll check it out again and see if there's one inside the church.
I can't see him, what is he doing?
Ah, he went in. He's now gone.
Got snipers in the bushes. Classic.
I think the water is on the other side, on the other side.
Got in that bush.
Two guys in those bushes.
Yeah, I'm careful.
They're pretty close.
They're close, yeah.
I can't see shit.
I know they're there.
What's crossing? What's crossing?
Close. Dead.
Okay, I got a home. Holy fuck.
Oh, I see where he is. Yeah, he's...
Shouldn't have me. He's still on the side.
He's in the bush. I can't really...
I don't know where he is, I'm just spamming it.
Nice.
Oh, there's another one.
That's alright, they're just doing nothing.
They're just sitting in bushes, not right in the center.
This is my favorite when I'm in the air, and I'm not like multi-fragging, but I'm like covering you guys.
It's fucking cool.
Yeah.
Nice.
I tried a lot of them.
She tried doing this.
Yeah, I just like, I mean, I don't know, is Helly really that fun?
It's very fun.
It's satisfying.
It's satisfying.
It's kind of, man.
It's very satisfying, because...
ripping their fucking heads off.
Yeah.
That is awesome.
Uh oh.
It's a air. Somewhere.
I have tower four.
Red has zero points. How is that even possible?
Don't forget, don't forget.
Who's walking under me?
Uh oh.
Oh, I see.
Careful.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
De-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de.
Sashak, we're back.
How many levels from the attack, Ellie?
Four.
One in the house.
I was running from left to right, right now on that thing.
What is your name? Did you say?
Second floor. I'm in.
I guess I made money somehow.
Oh, that's a short answer.
I guess I barely got kills.
He's dead.
I'm gonna help, so...
He's very low, running left to right.
Oh.
Server, they're still shit?
Yeah.
They are.
Oh, that's right.
I can't seem harder for him to love, which is weird.
Yeah, we are to no shadows, but we want to be able to see everyone.
Yeah, Potato mode, no shadows, and the beta was insane.
It literally was...
Probably two percent.
Yeah, nobody was safe.
Yeah, you know nobody will say
But maybe he is going to try to grief our tower
Are you do you have an ad for more radiation?
I do have an ad, yeah.
Oh, careful.
It's good to match up.
Well, it's a good thing I killed them, because I think they were trying to sneak into our base.
Yeah, he's running away.
It's actually one of the longest ads in the sense of like, when it was...
Like, the deal was made. It was like, fucking six months ago. I swear to God.
They look like he had a hand stinger.
That's the stingers pit, I'm just killing them.
Is he hitting the tower?
Uh-huh.
How's that?
I'm not gonna answer that.
There's a door open right here on the tower if you're trying to hit it.
I was there for a second, but I just had to fucking desing the bolster after it was
gonna escape.
I didn't know what I'm getting here for so...
No, there's one in the tank, like right on my butt.
I'm gonna act in this truck.
I'm gonna hop on my side of your...
That's rad, who cares?
Fuck him.
He's Jagged me a little.
I
Need you shoot bad animal
I'm sitting in a bush, I believe.
I'll come back over there.
It's one dude.
Yeah, I mean, the other side of the map is dead as well.
It's a storm right now. It's an absolute slaughter.
This guy is invisible.
He needs bushes or what?
Someone, I think like here maybe?
He's invisible. One of them.
some bush my teammates leave me oh no no that wasn't him though
I'm down there's a guy over here there's a guy over here that guy just doesn't know what he's doing
oh bush right here
fucking final that's crazy he was that close yeah he was that close
I know this is so fucking dead.
Actually, this is the first time I actually might need to put a jerry can in my chopper, cause...
He's flying around.
I'm flying around doing nothing.
Cause usually you run into bullets first.
Never gas.
Never gas, yeah.
But there was a guy here, so...
I know, I hit him once.
Just so hard to fucking see, when I'm over these bushes.
Trees.
He's definitely here, I hit him once.
God damn the shadows are crazy.
Oh, that's much better.
She's spamming.
Oh, you shot at me. Oh, there he is.
Nice.
Thank you.
I was a red player.
Of course.
I'm doing nothing.
Bro, if you're sitting in bushes and doing nothing...
When you have zero points...
Yeah, just...
I think people just like...
The whole point of the game, I guess, is to make a lot of money.
So they're like, I'm just going to do my best to make money, I guess.
Like, if my team sucks, fuck it.
But there's so many better ways to make money.
sitting in a bush sniping and getting zero kills is not the way they'll make a
father or something
they have RPGs
I think they need to make more incentive to win general 20k bonus for winning is like
okay like sweet fucking skills make the hot zone like actually hot sometimes I feel like
should be left I feel like sometimes the hot zone there's just no one in it for like 10 15 minutes
but there's more incentives man
this game was close until you just got there and it made the difference
it was just us first three yeah red zero
That'll happen. That'll happen. I just randomly crashed into an enemy
ha ha ha all right well I'm gonna go eat some food while I sit and spawn and
contemplate my thoughts when money should be proportionate to your money spent
that game oh I like that idea
Yeah, I'm a fucking hacker outside, it's just sitting there.
I'm fucking...
Yeah, he's trying to RPG people.
I'm a guy, I'm a guy, I'm a guy.
It's that same dude, is it?
Is that what we said?
Wait, so like, why is Wolverine getting slammed? I'm actually curious.
I'm on Google it.
Cause when I played it, it didn't seem bad.
Wolverine reviews.
It's good player reviews despite mixed critic scores.
Oh wow, it's the opposite.
Usually players rate games poorly and critics rate games high, but it's actually the other
way around.
interesting. That's very strange.
Okay the positives are the story and the voice performances, the brutal
feeling combat, and the visuals. The cons are repetitive gameplay, linear levels
and hand-holding UI guides.
I mean, when I played the game, that game was fucking beautiful.
But then again, I think I played on a fucking 8K TV or something.
Because I played it.
I played it on-
Uh, uh, uh, machine gun, uh, uh, uh, uh, Palmer.
Heh.
There's your army. All right, Loggy, push my body.
There's one on the left, there's one on the right.
There's one inside.
Right here, twice.
Yeah, I flipped, we flipped the camera to see what it looks like, because now it actually,
now it looks like I'm looking at the game and I'm playing, rather than looking away
from it.
Green's got it coming back.
The entire red team is pretty much 0-0 on the bottom of the pool.
If they're actually not in supply.
Yeah, that's what happened, man.
A team always gets shafted and they just do nothing.
We can land dead.
I got with France dead.
I think you guys are good to risk.
Where's the anti air?
Roger, got on there as fast so probably the other fans could stop kicking.
I would why not kill again bastard
That big job is trying to come across you, careful.
Oh, thank you.
So many of us.
Coming hot though.
Probably getting an RPG.
Yeah, this one here for you too.
They're hiding in the buildings, this is fun.
Oh my god, I tanked an RPG.
How's that possible?
How's that possible?
There's a guy here, outside of the zone.
I have no idea how I think that RPG. I've never seen that before.
Laggy servers, perhaps?
RPGs need a huge buff, bro. They're so easy to use. What do you mean?
They can't get any stronger, like think about it, they actually can't get any stronger.
They one shot little birds, they pretty much send a Huey away,
and they literally shoot in a straight line.
What else could they possibly have?
I think you're dead though.
I'll find me.
Save our others in the car.
Ah!
Nice shot!
I only hit him one time, I think.
Delts 19, upper torso 20, I hit him twice, he hit me.
Why did he do so much more damage? Hold on a minute, what?
Oh, it's a different person, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It was... no.
So he's doing 40 damage?
I only did 24, I hit him in the arm, okay.
That's okay, so 40 damage in the chest and then 15 in the arm. Is that right?
I'm gonna come to the east here
I'll go for an empty flight. Oh, I eat my food
You're right by the girl that had to hit two of them there at least
That was him, that was him
I'm not spilling. I'm not spilling. One more of corn.
I'm not feasting.
I'm not eating.
Oh, that was...
...sippy. A little bit.
You guys had a good game!
I joined and it was like, it was like, it was 50-0-70.
I just wish red was more involved.
Like, it's fun when all three teams are like, kinda neck-to-neck, not...
It's just like a gigastar.
Yeah.
like I swear this game is so sleepy when it's a good song
yeah cuz you just feel like you're running around an empty world yeah it
literally feels like I'm playing Daisy not even trolling yeah actually feels
like I'm just running around with a kid you're just running from point A to point
B and everything's dead and you're just gay yeah especially when you're a soul
because you're like on the ground a lot of things just alright
Okay, what do you just read a message in your chat dude?
What?
I don't know I'm not London yet you pick.
I'll turn you.
Uh, I don't know.
Did you see the message?
Dude I love doing chats.
Doing a little bit of throwing.
Oh, you're alpha, or I'm alpha when it's open, what do you want to do?
I'm Pog.
I'm doing a little bit of traveling, I see.
I mean, everyone's strange, Simon, so that's all.
Now, they probably, honestly, people that play War Dogs, like this early, probably don't
have a job or anything, so they're...
So they probably just have you on the second monitor like the top board off streamer
right now.
Oh, they saw your name.
Oh, streamer mode is not able.
No, it doesn't matter how care stream cycle you want.
Yahoo!
Cheers!
Holy, this is wholesome.
Summit 1D.
This is bad.
So are you, are you day, what is it, day 4 of release or something?
Yeah.
Uh, how you feeling?
Still, still good?
Having a good time?
Not burn out at all?
No.
Not good.
Okay.
I just wish they did something different with Customs.
Did something different with what?
Customs.
Oh, yeah.
I think their choice of making Customs Shared is the stupidest thing I've ever seen, genuinely.
Like, they're so...
They're so, like, creator and community-forward, and then they made their servers shared
with no, like, actual tooling or mod support, and I think that's so stupid.
Now granted, that might change in the future.
But I'm surprised it wasn't a priority.
Let's go pick up some stragglers.
but yeah I think I think the reason why community servers are the way that they
are is they wanted to have them but they didn't get to finishing the plan with
them you know
Oh, hold on. I'm coming back. I'm coming back. Oh, hold on.
What did you just say?
Every single one of those guys left my helicopter.
Yeah, what's up? That was your helicopter?
That was amazing. That was amazing, right?
Do you even have anyone in there?
No, I just lost.
You got me.
Wait, no, I'm in a different one. That's my map.
Literally, all those guys lefted my helicopter, got in, saw my name left.
FK gemstone crab and they're like no I want shroud aka dog
How do they know it's me? I'm just dog because they I'm not swimming
Oh
Yeah
hold on don't don't jump I gotta get more XP if you stay in that land hold on
all right you're good get out get out get out get out I'm with you guys let's go
actually I don't know if that's true no I think I do get more XP all right do I
I thought it was 50 if they parachute and 75 if they land, but I don't know, it might be wrong.
I wasn't really paying attention to this. It's 50 all the same. Oh really?
Which one are you just as I play with you?
Uh, what do you mean by that?
Like, ping yourself.
Oh.
Okay.
You're Lily.
Aw, that's so sweet.
You're my little Lily flower.
Who the hell do you think you are hitting those guys?
Oh, Gary.
I'm getting killed.
I'm not getting killed.
There's one more guy.
Where does this guy die?
I'm wrapping it right.
I'm wrapping it right.
There's one more guy, where did this guy die?
I'm wrapping right, I'm wrapping right.
Oh, the poor guy just got fucking eviscerated.
I'm up in this shit. I'm in this bitch.
How are you, Matt?
I'm a dumby. I'm gonna shit myself.
Left, left, left!
Oh, no, he's dead. I'm in the containers.
I'm in the containers. I got shotgun.
I can kill me dude, all good.
I go ahead.
No.
There he is.
He did.
You think there's stragglers in the knockout?
There's a sniper far over there, careful.
I want to see if there's any stragglers in this...
factory.
Probably.
I might get roofed.
Oh, I hate that I have to go in this.
Alright.
They'll miss.
I hear them.
There's someone down the roof as well.
I see a green ping.
I think that guy might be roofing or not.
For him to get pinged is probably likely.
You see the...
Oh.
I don't see him inside.
I'll see him inside.
You don't see him?
I'm going with his partner.
I killed the insect.
There he is.
I killed a couple of people.
You get worth a lot of money?
Yeah.
He's in the mouth of both.
I killed a couple.
Oh, I'm being stuck.
There was actually three on roof.
Should I go to roof or is it dead up there?
It's dead now, they're all through the hood, but I'm just gonna... you know, you can catch
a few people here and there.
Oh, it's a more roof.
Oh there's another guy on roof okay.
Wait on the roof?
That was that guy?
Oh yeah.
Bar roof.
Bar roof okay.
Yup.
And I'm down on roof.
He's got straight infront of you.
Jesus Christ!
Somebody get the box and straight infront of you!
My line?
I don't know where he is
I think they fell down
I don't know
I lost one
He's in the warehouse under
I'll right in front of you
No
Maybe he, oh maybe he
I am, I am, he's still there
He's behind the pipe, I see him
He peeks his little legs again on the right side, he's dead
I don't see anyone
I have a shot at him
He's a sneaky little guy
Can you shoot through the roof?
Like down low?
Yeah, like the little grace
Yeah
Okay, nice
if I see anyone I hope he's dead over here
God it's hard to see though
these people are dying down here
yeah seeing down here through the shadows of shit yeah it's impossible gotta be
what am i dropping on here?
i'm trying to look under dude, it's so fucking weird
that's impossible
Okay, I'm getting off those roofs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's stocks, there's stocks.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, baby easy pickups
They'll die I don't think they parachute two of them
Actually, I actually don't think two of them bear shoot at at all
Hey Mike how goes the big dog and it's going right it's going going good fun
but everybody stinks that's okay though they'll get better
I'm dead.
Oh, I'm dead.
Is there a way down from here or am I going to fuck?
You got to go the way we came, I think.
I don't think all this way down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
I'm down.
They can't hit me, they can't hit me, they can't hit me, they can't hit me, they can't hit me, they can't hit me.
Hey I found the red team spot. I parked it on the map.
There's a parachute.
Yeah.
catch me thank you sir
next be fine South East is back close
double-stocked one it's a good thing to do that in the hot zone I think you might get double
yeah so unfortunately it was just out of my reach
yeah some of them are there
I think there's also people next to me somewhere but
I'm going up there, because I know where he is.
I'll be dying in a sec, I don't hit me though.
There was people on my side here somewhere, just looking for him.
What happened?
Oh, there's more.
Oh, I'm on my fence, close fence for the shotgun.
Okay. On you, on you. On you, on you.
Two.
Oh, two! Holy shit!
Fuck you guys.
There's one more.
There's one more, but I'm going to speed.
I was hoping that that would work, but it didn't.
Yeah, one more at the fence line. He's going to the building, I think.
I didn't realize how fucking far they were.
Yeah, well, they seem on the minibot.
Uh-oh.
Oh, this is crazy.
Is there a lot of men or just some men?
Just two, I think. Three, maybe?
I'm coming up, coming up.
No, your teammate's ship's going.
There's two on my body, yeah.
I'll tell you if he goes out the back, he's on the opposite side of you.
Oh, there's a couple, there's a couple.
Holder!
Oh, no, is it?
Is April sticking this?
Like, hello?
This is insane.
I'm gonna smoke some of this.
I don't even have beds for this.
Okay, he's...
Double one.
Popping a stint.
One's in the building for sure.
I need beds.
Fuck!
Is there a body anywhere?
Yeah, I just killed one in the smoke.
I'm pushing the smoke, seeing if there's more.
Yeah, I see one there.
There's one more?
Two bodies here?
Yeah.
I use my last day to get here.
Oh, I got needed from fucking the woods as well.
What a name.
Oh, the woods coming.
No way.
No way!
Come on, take me...
What the name?
No, they as well. Oh my god, give me a break.
Oh, they have artis, bro!
No, no, no, we're gonna rest, we're gonna rest.
I have no meds again. It's cooked.
We're getting artillery due, so it's a little sketch.
I just need to get my ass up and build in for a second so I can reset, but I'm gigafar now.
I'm waiting.
Hold on. I'm approaching your position.
It's a little bit of a mess.
Yeah.
are you coffee Tyler? is this you?
hello hello got it
alright let's clear these trees
Okay
I'm gonna heal be able to heal nice
Yeah, I'm gonna clear those trees now probably gonna die
Oh my god, the nades are so fucking died of this buggy.
They're so buggy.
Sorry.
Yeah, that's good.
More truth.
Jesus Christ.
Kissing me off.
I hate that fucking shit.
I hate that shit.
Ooh, there's, I should get hit by a fucking mortar, like that was nowhere near me though.
It's 50-50, whether or not it's gonna come out when you hold left with your perk.
And let go or if it's gonna hit left click and then it's gonna stay and then you gotta hit left click the throat again
Yeah, I think some of them are building with a shotgun
I can't fucking I know I know
Oh, no, that's- Oh, okay.
Oh.
That's- I was just hiding in the fucking bathroom.
Being fucking artillery, dude.
I thought it was just me messing up or something?
Nah, the fucking nades are- the nades are actually bugged.
So you have a 50-50 when you're throwing it.
if it's gonna choose to do the input of holding and letting go when you let go of mouse one
or it's gonna choose the input of toggle and you're gonna click and then click again
it's just like it's a 50-50 gamble which input it's gonna be
and I think it's based off the server lag to be honest
because when the server gets kind of fucking ass that's when the bug starts to happen
yeah I only checked on buggy
what the hell?
I hear. Okay. Aiding him. Oh wait, nevermind.
I think that guy is 556, so I'm like...
Oh, that's a TK.
Yeah, should've knaded him.
I don't even have a big TK.
I don't even know what the fuck happened.
I blew up.
I never had that knade but problem once.
Now you'll throw more nades and you'll have it.
You'll have it.
You just have probably a low knade ratio.
Back to my 50s, nags.
I killed that guy.
There's a fob over there.
They're spawning there.
I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, there's tons of them.
There's tons of them over there.
Okay.
Okay.
Hit this thing.
I'm going to win here, soldier.
Oh my god, there's still more.
Oh my god there's so many of them.
I got a nading tank, Bob.
He's right behind me.
Dude.
There's a truck.
There's a truck coming on my body.
Fuck him up!
Holy fuck!
Us.
I see.
the guys are getting close to my body too
move!
careful careful close to my body
oh we got him
we got him out of here
oh dude
we got him out of here
15 minutes
find some cover
what is happening
we're getting mortared
there's just so many people around
we're all dead
calling it
We're all dead, we're all dead.
We're all dead, we're all dead.
Is he in the building?
I killed him, I killed him, I killed him, I killed him.
Is the guy prone on cooking, on coffee's body?
Those guys are fucking dead.
Is the guy prone in that shack that you're looking at?
That's not you, fuck.
Oh, we're so fucked, man.
That's so ass.
Oh yeah. You're all fucking dead?
Yeah, we're all dead, we're all dead.
what is this timing bro timing I'm gonna go spawn A4C's close enough
we're in seems great very spider-man like gameplay and graphics but too much
storytelling isn't that what people want though what you want like a nice no
chat's here. W.
A nice gritty story. I don't know. I'm looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to all
the rinks. I want to know more about what their, like, portrayal of Team X is and I
really want to know more about the fucking, um, that Essex character. That Essex character
I've never even heard of.
What's going on?
Nathaniel or whatever. I've never heard of that guy, but he looks fucking cool. I want
know more about him and that'll be my way of learning more about that guy.
contact, Sharon goes to his location
I don't have my bag up there, the ball is at six of my mags
your base is right here though, we're right here
yep
hostile spotted
I don't
wait
what's going on here?
They didn't. They left us open.
Hell yeah.
Do we have any explosions to take out the APC?
They're building an A- they're building a C-wisp.
This is insane that we're just taking us like this!
We could blow up the APC, but do we want to?
Yeah, it should be, uh, at least the top one.
Wow, Lili.
Yeah, that's close.
I don't know why he's trapped.
I don't know why he doesn't have to sit there and reloading it.
Hmm.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here and get out of here.
here
time to get some medic xp baby
guys are just hiding up there
I got him in a sark
Guys on your left
They're coming up they're coming up right now
I killed the gunner on the car
Not forever though, I just try to reorganize every single thing in this room the opposite way. That's true. I move the window and everything
Not a good note, are you trying to I'll try it
Take me up
Get me up
I'm not going to want to be here anymore.
One nade and one explosion and it's over.
Yeah, it's not it's not it.
After us this guy though.
Oh!
Tons of people just dropped behind us, South East.
In a corner of the warehouse man.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
These in the warehouse, left side crashed around one of them and it's not dead yet.
Oh this is scary dude, we're getting already dude, it's getting closer, we have to leave.
We gotta get out of here boys, we're getting artilleryed!
Get out of here boys!
He's in here somewhere I guess.
Ohhhh!
I'm glad I went the other way.
He's in the fucking corner dude.
He went outside, he went outside, he went outside.
It's Tyler, look left, he's on the backside.
I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking.
Yeah, he's in there for sure, he's just killed like a million of us.
dead this next already is gonna hurt I might have to get a rocket pod thing and
fucking own it yeah this ain't gonna cut out oh one's here
dead
please no
Oh yeah, Dragon Wild just today, yeah true.
That's fun.
Right here, on my ping.
Oh he's in, wiping, wiping, he's gonna get shot at, he's definitely dead.
Dude, am I not reliable in here?
Um, where, hold on, I forgot to tell you guys what's the price.
I don't know how the recipes are not, they're clanking those dudes.
They got me?
Oh, it's a friend.
A friend that's fucking using his hands on me.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's like, what day is it?
What year?
What year is it?
I still like directly on the acne.
Yeah, they're hacking enough of me, good enough.
Holy shit, I'm back.
Covering you guys.
Fucking chopper shooting us.
Alright, guys.
I'm going back.
I'm trying to 3.5 million peanut only 350k I mean I play more
two of these guys on a scroll, on a scroll, on a thing
show
Jigsaw from the tower like what's we have a teammate there doing something stupid
Like the spots I should not bad I think
I think this game you just make a lot of money for being for being alive
oh fuck yeah that's coming from west he's dialed in but he's not getting many kills
Yeah
How long does he put your container in front of your face? Can't die
Well, we're in a warehouse now, so we should be okay
Oh, they're calling the hot zone
They're fobbing up
I
Who's April on our squad one of us nothing so
Up top I'm wiping
I think I'm going to get my third.
You threw an A, so am I.
He moved.
Yeah, it was a good Nade.
Why did he move?
Do we have to clear him? Should we clear him?
He's probably running for his life.
No, I think he's moving.
That side arm.
I think he's still in here.
I'm down.
I'll clear with you.
He threw a Nade. This guy's a genius.
what he's dead that's crazy that's your smart phone
I feel like they pulled it but they don't have much support here they don't
have walls dude he's building it right now
They pulled it.
These mortars just following me.
And I'm so sorry.
Can't...
Hey, dawg.
Can't leave tonight.
Good buddy.
Two more, I think.
Oh
Shit, I made almost at you. Yeah, that was fine going in
Like really I sort of got it
Yep
Careful, there's a guy snuck in over there on the other side, like on the warehouse.
I must have said, did I kill him?
Oh, I'm dead.
I'm a buddy.
I'm in this little corner on my body, it's safe, there's like five dudes, full loot.
You're dead, how's it snaf?
It's the guy who killed me, somebody traded, but it's blocked off of here.
I think it's already so specific.
Dude I feel like I'm getting followed.
Hold on, I'm gonna go this way.
I'm curious. No way, right?
Hey, bro, get here.
They're probably just ordering the hot zone.
Yo.
Hello.
Hello.
I think he's hitting just the hot zone, but I just happen to be in the wrong spot.
I'm so sorry, I cannot sleep, I cannot dream, Sharon, it's just a creation.
Don't waste my time.
Don't waste my time
What you gonna do? Hell yeah, brother
What you gonna do? Right?
Yeah, man
Aliens, bro
Don't waste your time out
Why why why is there a game of other yeah, one floor second second
Are you serious that was not it too bad too bad not him one more one more one more on me
Go on down
So I stable everything oh I still have a stem going
Get hacker ain't Mike
It's a guy's colony a cheater
Someone type that
Like cheating 24-9 here if you know I must try full belt two boxes
Hmm
Good luck
Two boxes and two for now, I have no body armor don't like that
Don't like that one bit I should have looted
I don't think anyone's here.
I got him brother, I got him man
There's one there's more
He's speaking to the condoms, he tells me something
It seems safe
There's a guy here
I need your armor
Oh my god.
You scared the shit out of me.
On the truck, on the truck.
That was crazy.
What can I help?
I don't like that.
Look at my HP.
You need to make it.
Yeah, I got you.
Thank you.
Yeah, this guy didn't do anything.
I know that voice.
I found one at the tower in the check.
Good luck out there, friend.
Did you get medicate for that?
Now running from the thing the whole game
You got the rifle aim down now, nine.
Yeah, it's getting a lot better after every day.
That's what's fun about flying helicopters, it actually feels like you're improving, you
know?
When you're on the ground, you're just kind of like, okay, point click.
I love it when they just have, you know, it's a Hello Kitty adventure when you're on infantry,
just point click, point click, point click.
Why am I getting murdered?
Go hit the other guys.
Or artillery.
It's always on my side.
Oh, the tear, you guys.
Blue?
Are you guys in this giant squad of like a hundred beevil?
I think so, yeah.
Yeah, yeah we are.
I didn't close it, see what I heard?
I'm spelling about it.
You know the super people.
What the hell happened over here? Why is there only dead men?
Someone's fucking with those guys.
One of them is going.
I heard someone's in for it.
I'm in trouble.
I said, when you guys should move, Chad.
Nice.
Yes.
Yes, we should.
Just in his own.
Hello.
Hello?
Look, you got a miss.
Hello?
How's the war?
Good.
Hello, dog.
What happened over here?
You got people dead.
Looks like, yeah, looks like they're in the zone.
They're in a hot door, man.
In the hot door.
Shit, the tank goes location.
What's that?
Alright.
See if I fucking get close enough.
I didn't even bother, because you guys were gonna fucking melt that guy.
There's two guys on me and his warehouse.
That guy is...lost.
You're like it's just one dude push up and they're just all dying.
There's another one there.
I marked him on your map.
Hey, how you doing?
Where was the artillery?
There's a few more of you in here, I think.
Yeah, hold on.
Alright, are you guys all dead yet?
Nope, nope, there's more.
I'm dead.
There's a lot of guys here.
I killed like six, so there's even more in this building.
There's a lot of them, there's a lot.
I'm not feeling as big warehouse now though.
Yeah, there's a truck under way.
He's up to 490.
There.
That gun?
Did you knock it or did you pick it up?
No, he's just killing everyone over here.
I got a dip, so I gotta play until I die.
One on the map is around. He's gonna be right now. He's your dog.
I am dog.
Yeah, he's like in front of you, right outside. I don't know if he's anymore.
Let's do what I can do.
Killed one.
I don't know how many death people are in the house.
That's the worst thing I've ever thrown.
Pop it on the north-west side, one dude.
I'll just be in the trainer as well.
I'm hoping to die, but I did not die
Oh, oh, he should have my feet.
Oh, fuck.
What the fuck are all that enemies on, dude?
There's a guy on this roof.
Oh, I got SVD'd from Tower 3.
Oh, fuck.
Did you get it?
Yeah.
Holy crap, who was that?
Haha.
Oh, fuck.
Holy crap, who did it was that?
That was awesome. That was awesome.
I killed the pilot
I got a dip here, gentlemen. GG's fellas, they're in tower three. I lost them. Enjoy your
GG's. You're gonna get crested. Fuck! See you soon.
I'm back.
Hey, do you have an RPG? My chance? No, no.
Whatever.
Quash.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Hannah hopefully she's here. She's just gonna change my
title so whatever
I need the thumbnail for this.
All right, when was the last time I used one of these?
Oh, oh my god. I think I use a controller once every like six years.
You don't get glare from the Sun behind you? Oh, I get glare. I just have to nerf myself,
you know. I technically nerf myself.
I think it's so funny that I only have two games and it's Wolverine and Spider-Man.
All right um
Um, please enable.
Hold on.
bopping
I'm a stream to console game in a minute, okay, so it should just work
should. It does. And then, to get audio, we go here, and we go here, I think. And now,
Now, I think, I can't hear, oh no, other way around, oh sorry, I did it wrong.
We go here, and we listen to this device, right now, I did this yesterday and I don't
remember how I did it. I can't hear. I literally did this yesterday and I can't hear right
No, I tested it and it's not working.
I stupid?
Sorry.
Let's check.
Let's check.
Let's check.
,
that's check
this
this
, that's why and her way
, that
,
Put that overlay on OBS.
Bang.
We did it.
I will allow a new tube.
Your house flipped. Yeah, my house flipped.
It did.
My house literally flipped.
What did I just go live on?
I haven't streamed on YouTube in so long I genuinely don't remember how to go live.
I went live on something and I don't think it was YouTube.
They wanted to be live on YouTube for the sponsored stream, but...
That's just not...
I don't know how... I don't remember how I went live on YouTube.
I genuinely have no clue.
What the f- when was the last time I showed on YouTube like two months ago?
I'll be honest no one watches me on YouTube anyway but this is what they wanted but I
don't remember how to go live.
I need help and I need a thumbnail and I need more help
I don't think it works
I used to just click this button and I'd go live on YouTube, but it doesn't work. So
Is it untrue? Well, this doesn't work. None of this works. Just gives me an error all this
You may have been assured. I just don't remember how I streamed on YouTube genuinely.
Like I might use my other IRL account to do it. I think that's, if I remember correctly,
I think I had to run two servers and I had to go live on one and live on the other.
Oh, that's right. Okay.
I figured out how to go live on YouTube. I did it. I did it.
I did it.
I did play this game before.
I did. I did like it.
But I played a mission that was so far into the game, so I've never played the start of this game. I have no clue how that's going to go.
CustomRTMP. Okay, I think this will go live.
I think this will go live on YouTube.
Start, bang, YouTube.
Okay, YouTube's live.
I just completely forgot how to do that, but I remembered. We're good.
This game just released it did YouTube is live fantastic
Do you still tablin snap I don't know
Oh, I need to turn the volume up. I can barely hear it.
New.
Challenge level mutant weapon. Best there is Hunter the Man.
man. The best there is can't be that hard, right? Can't be that hard. Accessibility
pre-sense, hearing, motion, motor, violence. Don't need any of this? No. A few all settings.
Audio. I might need to find a way to make this louder, because this is really quiet
and it's maxed out.
you
you
you
you
you
My name is Nathaniel Essex.
What is your name?
Can I get louder?
Is it too quiet still?
Is that better?
What?
What?
I'm really scared about playing on the hardest difficulty, because I played this game like
three months ago, and I didn't play on the hardest difficulty, and I was struggling.
He thinks we'd fuck up something this important as it's built team airs to protect you.
You couldn't even protect him if you hadn't laughed at him.
Exactly.
Now for this shit.
We don't need you, runt.
Never did.
He's so small.
Hello, guy.
small hello guy and I'm usually by games action on which I don't
perimeter. What the hell was that?
I've played through this before.
Yo. For real? Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep.
Hell, I'm parryed.
How do I...leave that though again?
Hold on. Hold on. I'm trying to...
It's not gonna let me. Okay, that's fine. I'll just kill you guys in English. That's fine.
This is done. That's...
I still think that'll work.
Oh, I see. I see. I haven't just done that. I'm just done. Guys, I haven't had the control
in a while. Let's be honest.
Am I supposed to kill everybody or just run fast? I'm not a fast. Screw it!
Wait, oh, nope. Okay, I guess I'm supposed to kill everybody.
This is the tutorial, so...
I don't even think it's possible to die in this tutorial.
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build successful combat build rage build the full segment of the rage reader and the rage
This year too, the last stand becomes available, and the combo under becomes significantly more powerful.
Heard chef.
This shit parries nothing.
This parries nothing.
Dude, I'm getting up, I'm gonna die.
I'm gonna die, I think.
I'm actually gonna die.
Got you, Jeff.
Wait, Justin played this?
Someone said Justin didn't die here, so you're just gonna...
So Tim, did he play this?
That's so unlike him playing a single player.
Actually, that's not true. He played the last single player.
You trying to kill the QTE?
I'm sure it's on another for you.
I'm not a huge fan of QTEs in games.
I think they're so unnecessary.
Like, I'd rather just watch the scene.
Like, I don't feel like I'm providing the impact by getting a fight, you know?
I'm not a QTE enjoyer.
It's like when I played Resident Evil, I would just turn off all the QPs,
because like, what's the point?
Just let the scene happen.
Are you gonna actually turn it off in this game?
I'll probably do that.
I'm not a bandit I'm scalded by sunrise.
Baniata!
Baniata.
Your comrades will keep any survivors at the cross-site, huh?
If you fail...
...your eye will ensure TX doesn't change the combat.
That guy is definitely not an Addy.
This is so funny because I've done all of this.
I think by the time the two hours is up, I'll probably, well, I don't know, I forgot how
to mod too.
on YouTube. I forgot how to stream on YouTube today. What this game reminded me of is I
played, I played a Wolverine game back when they made the Origins movie and they made
a game about it and this game reminds me almost to a team about like that game. They're so
So similar.
I thought that was cool.
Just here's how I enjoyed that game.
Okay.
I have a stealth master doing this for years.
Oh
Almost got caught
is there I wonder if there's any extra stuff that's supposed to crash farther ahead
Wonderfully...
Can I still here? Or do they know where I am? Okay, they know where I am.
Good, easy.
of
Did my job the veto in my problem
Make a register
That mark spin trash lap dog the whole time
Too dumb to know he's playing for the wrong side. Not smarter you pledge to get Essex
Oh my god, he's so tall.
Oh, he's just massive.
the goddamn jungle I'm not waiting around hurry your ass is up yes ma'am
there's what you remember what I taught you once
That's what the technique is like when you turn to the other side of the map.
You don't understand it, you know what I mean?
Exactly, I mean...
Think it's worth a thing about you!
If you think it's best effort to quit the team, I'm just saying like that!
After that, take me to the next gym!
Finally!
Oh, no, no!
Light work!
Come on!
I'll die!
That little gun of yours...
He's going to kill us!
Get him!
There he is!
Get him!
That's all they had!
Come on, let's just get to the compound.
Our three hint?
Trask has been trying to wipe out us for all these years.
He's never going to ask the rest of us.
Why now?
Yes, I thought he could turn and make a plan.
He knew how Trask is so good at finding me.
He knew how Trask is so good at finding me.
Did you hit him?
Come on! Don't get dead now!
I've been fucking out. I've already been shit-fucking dead.
There's still a lot of story to the mobsome doing in different...
When I played the game...
When I played the game a couple months ago, you did this mission, and then they fast forward
and you do like a deep mission, like when you're higher level and you have a bunch of
skills and abilities, and that's when I got significantly harder, because obviously it's
like, you gotta figure out how to deal with what first or whatever, and then there's things
that like knock your power out, it was like, suck.
Unfortunately for you, he agreed.
REVERSE!
I'm following the Wolverine you are?
Also your first introduction to some new guys?
Reversed and Reformed combo attacks require more than one parry until they are staggered.
I'm gonna start that, fuck!
Oh, I'm getting... Oh!
I'm gonna kick him.
I have that ability.
Oh, my God.
Hold on, hold on.
Come here, come here.
Nope, nope, come here.
Hold on.
Nope, nope.
No.
I was trying to kick him into the laser.
Oh, wait, come here. Come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
Still closer.
Yeah. Okay, I'll just kick you. Hold on.
Okay, one more.
Hey!
Where's it?
Uh, you're getting to level.
Your technique points.
Bend techniques to special.
Yep. Mm-hmm.
got it special techniques like tornado or powerful they could be upgraded yep
these are techniques yep then your technique on this yep savage sprinter
or stagger leap hold triangle just can stagger enemies if no stagger that's not
I'm going to pick this one up.
Wait, is there a chest inside the compound?
hold on I don't know if there's any goodies I don't think they would put
goodies in the tutorial mission but maybe I don't think so I would actually
Hey, there's goodies.
Can you take your shirt off?
In game.
Let's see.
Looks pretty messed up.
Not good.
It's deep.
Not a dead mutant.
Some kind of collar around their neck.
Are they alone?
Looks like it.
Think I hear something.
I'm a mutant detective.
I'm a lord for mutants.
There's more mutant detectives going off outside.
I'm sure Essence didn't trick you.
Good. I'll keep doing the rig on the inside.
Radio, if you fight...
Hi, Lees.
Oh, you can be at speed.
Ah, sure. Yeah.
Come on up.
I don't want to go there, that's just gonna help.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh,
after a great start here
you turn off the weird glowy bluices
well that's showing me where it's triggered for no reason, it's showing me where the
sensors are
why would I want to turn that off? I want to be fucking lost
Let me run around in circles, why would I want to turn that off?
Oh, or do you mean their heartbeats?
I mean that's to keep track of where the enemies are, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, enemy, 6, 7, 8 enemies.
No, I would not want to turn that off.
Because then that would just be more annoying, right?
Keep track of, just like a tip, it's like any other game that's a single player.
Keep track of your stealth kills.
What's up, man?
Okay, I'm not, I'm not felting, though.
You wanna come outside?
Come on.
Come hang out.
Okay, okay, I'm scared.
Coming down here.
Alright.
There.
This guy's first bat.
This bat, this bat, this bat, this bat.
I died.
I thought it was him, I'm not here.
I'm not him, I'm not him, I'm not him.
I'm not him.
I'm dead.
I'm not here.
I'm not here.
Jee-hoo!
Oh.
Let's get some stealth kills going, I should play this.
I'm just the worst stealth player ever.
I'm gonna ignore those guys, but I'm just gonna go to this one.
Because apparently I can't stealth kill him.
I don't know what to do with that.
Is it pretending I do?
What are you staring at, bro?
What are you staring at?
You've got to clear the building before I deal with that!
Okay, okay.
Hey, this dude is actually hard, man.
They hit me so...
It hit me so hard!
No, I'm gonna die yet.
No, I'm gonna die yet.
Oh my god.
This is not a thing.
He's still alive!
Oh my god.
Thanks.
I have to stay here, either way.
This is pretty fluid.
Even for me, someone who doesn't know how to control them.
Shoot, I'm getting- GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Ah, better deal with these guys first.
This difficulty's hard as shit.
I just- it's like, hello?
I said I've done this mission before.
Hey.
I'm gonna show you for a second, okay?
Who's next?
Come on.
Wait, do they have a...
Hold on.
Nice.
Okay, I think they have a cat on their range or something.
I don't know.
How many of these guys are there?
I think they had a range cap or something, but they couldn't cross the line.
So it's all like, one guy did though.
Can I put the cam top rider?
Is it okay?
Oh, you moved my camera?
It's okay.
The outside's clear. No sign of her.
Just get over here. I got something.
There'll be a minute.
Hello, little Wilbur.
I want to put the appetites.
Take him down, you little commoner.
I will save you a little bit.
Was your rematch? Come down here and get it!
Oh, no. I think I prefer to watch you die scutting around like a little brat.
Uh, there's a surrogate next to the main gate. Head there.
A little bit uh, a little runny.
Gotta get inside that compound. There, sure it is.
I
Is everyone the place for a baker because he's an absolute king know what I mean smells like bodies
It's this what people were being upset about me following a trail
I mean, I guess there is only one way to go though, so you don't really need it, it's
like there's very clearly no other ways to go.
I don't know.
Is he dead? Nope.
I'm assuming that's what we sure are upset about.
Or maybe there's another part that has it again.
Oh, I know a part.
I played it when you're getting chased by the, um, the ninjas.
Come on.
Stop fucking around.
You gonna do this or should I?
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Heh.
Can't be any worse than what I thought of the Swords.
Oh yeah? Where do you think those bodies came from?
Who you talking about?
You'll see. This place is more than a training ground.
Trask has been studying us.
Studying?
As I gotta pee.
Ever see a kid pull the legs off a spider?
He's about to get pissed.
Uh, tier 3 is unlocked and tier 3 damage greatly increases your truck off incoming attacks
some pretty good strikes available.
A lot of blood.
Yeah.
Coffee?
Coffee and a little worby?
A little bit coffee, thank you.
Do I want to keep a streak going?
Oh, I don't think I do.
Jesus Christ.
Rage drains over time and faster to higher to rage to your safe rest of kills.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
No one left breathing.
Edit your way.
any goodies? I want to find like side goodies. I don't think there is any side
goodies at this part anyway.
You know what games should start doing? Because you know how games like this always have like
collectibles and like little chests and like you outfits and stuff? Games should start telling you
in the single player campaign when that part opens up. Because you know because you don't know as the
player when the devs decided to like start adding collectibles because like I
think I'm still in the tutorial so I don't think there's any collectibles but
I want to know when because I want to look around you know what I mean that's
why I got a skill point when sprinting automatically block break basic range
fire from front that's not bad I guess the staggered emmy taps triangle to deal
heavy damage restore health oh that's also not that I end up looking around the
whole time and it takes me like an extra 20 hours to finish a game that's what
I'm saying like I wish it told me when that happens all right let's get
I don't know.
Just get this.
So, okay.
Nicely healed.
Oh, they have this stuff?
What is this?
So, will Raines be crushing?
How do you know? How do you know what that's at?
Oh, there's a bunch of little logs.
Who's this?
I don't know if she's in the lab, but she's in the classroom, she pressures.
Here's my decade of the brass band, da-da-da-da, but the top student, I'll tell you no more.
So this is a story, this is another one of those stories where...
Hey, this guy, visit once we're done with Trask.
They're humans are trying to kill mutants.
I mean, I guess that's kind of always the story.
I kind of heard that one move more.
I can't morph.
Inhibitor for you!
I still am working on the case, but that should hold you long enough to get a collar on you.
Please.
After all this time, the main baddie called me home about a bunch of times before.
We're all about automation at Trask Industries, but the work here is so important that it
deserves my personal attention.
You might just say the fate of the world depends on it.
Where's Essence?
Reflecting on his men and his status.
As I imagine, you are right now.
At a man to your poise, I suspect.
Right.
Oh, that looks like it hurts.
I'm gonna go say goodbye to Essence.
Yeah? And then I'm gonna let the Reaver say goodbye to you.
Oh.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Alright.
He has a troll.
Why not?
I'm just trying to fucking hurt.
Active inhibitors, pressure healing factor, and drain the rage meter.
Wow.
Okay.
All right.
Great.
Okay.
All right.
Okay.
Just got frickin' owned.
I
I wonder how they would have, I wonder how Insomniac would have done this game if they
made it open world.
Would they have had like Wolverine like grabbing another cycle or something?
That's probably why they didn't do it.
I feel like it'd be weird to do like traversal in an open world game.
I'm getting ordered in a room and you're told to kill over me.
I'll find my trash one. Keep an eye out.
Oh! Okay.
How do you know how to do this?
They don't see fire!
All the...
to these range guys own
I
Animations
Guys, I really have to be, hold on, I really...
Come on, come on, where are you?
Got him!
How long have we been doing this?
The thing...
Fighting to see him...
Inherit the Earth.
Far too low.
All I had to do...
All I had to do was slap this collar on him.
When I see you...
Is Essex Troy Baker?
It sounds like him.
Am I crazy?
It is.
Okay.
God, his voice is iconic, bro.
He's iconic.
That'd be so fun.
It'd be so fun to be a good voice actor.
iconic bro you're just iconic but it's so fun it'd be so fun to be a good voice actor
I'd laugh too, but I know what you're built.
I'm sure shot him in the head
Right little man
Is he alive?
Okay.
Well, look at the press ball.
We'll be bleeding out soon.
Then why the fuck are you still here?
Did I get so far?
Yeah?
It's a cool intro.
We're still like in the introduction.
I don't even think we've seen the title.
We haven't seen the title drop yet.
So I think it's coming.
I think it's coming real soon.
The message is in the prison!
Better hat!
Then stop fucking around!
I think it's coming.
I think it's coming real soon.
The message is in the prison!
Better hat!
Then stop fucking around!
So I think it's coming. I think it's coming real soon
I love getting xp for this run
That's good
The only thing that would make that better when you stab them in the head is if they
They made like the dismemberment even crazier and then their head like didn't come off but
like got caved in oh my god that might be a little too brutal maybe imagine if you actually
hit him in the face and hold in their forehead sorry I listen I play shooting games okay
and I... this isn't gonna help. You know what? It's not gonna help, but I'm just gonna stop talking.
These blue boxes give you extra damage. They're just like a little guy, a little thing.
hurt your precious feelings. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll make a run. What am I doing?
Hey, that Texas is bleeding out and I'm listening to a log.
The tiniest explosion ever.
This reminds me so much of the old war-warning that's crazy.
I'll heal Zeus first.
Hold on, I tried to be next line into it.
Hang on here.
What's up, fellas?
I love this one.
Am I losing my streak?
What's happening?
I think I lost my streak.
I got lots of them, sure.
Hey!
I
Use a lot oh
My god
Oh
Come on, so don't waste on killing us just save them
I have another skill point, I didn't see that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, speak to me.
Let's go.
Oh, yeah.
You came back.
Where are the others?
Leave me to do the dirty work, as usual.
Oh, the red eyes are sick.
Trust in these ten soldiers.
They're being fired.
Hey!
Get up! Get up!
You left me some.
Is there ever going to be a story where Trask comes to them fighting against the mutants
as the bad guy and then he's going to become the bad guy?
He's going to go too far or something and then you're going to have to kill him.
Wait, that's Mr. Sinister? Oh, I didn't know. I don't know anything about Mr. Sinister.
I wonder who Nathaniel Essex was. I've never heard of this guy in my life.
Sorry, yellow paint.
Essex was just one of his names. Oh, shit.
Well, that makes a lot of sense.
Oh, alright.
Okay, now I'm entering the territory, but I've never played this before, this is okay,
Get to it!
I don't say we're through!
I'm right behind you
Oh my god, I didn't know
He's feeling my kills man!
Why are we sick if I can double that?
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright.
I think...
The combat reminds me of...
Oh my god!
I used to think you're so strong.
Now look at you!
I'm not fighting this dude right now!
Do you even know why your team rejected me?
I'm gonna get smoked, calling it.
Bosses can be staggered, they're staggered meters underneath their health bar.
Chef parrying attacks yep filling up the meter aside awesome
I don't know if I should try to vary him or just keep falling.
I could just keep fighting into this, you know?
We'll just keep going.
Just beating his ass.
Just beating his ass.
Honestly, I think I did more damage just base tanking him.
What is this?
I'm not kicking him.
I'm not killing him.
I'm gonna leave away
Really
Okay, that sucks.
That actually sucks.
To be fair, it's a tutorial boss.
To be fair, that guy stinks.
Oh, he's still alive. Okay.
You think I would die soon? Easily? No, no, no.
You even know why the Rea was calling me. A mega red.
What the f***?
Rrraaagh!
Red... it is an easy guess.
Rrraagh!
But Omegle...
Rrraagh!
Omegle means...
...hold the end.
Because I am the last in my kingdom...
...ever seen.
I
Was cool, I actually I didn't know what he's gonna do
I thought he was just gonna like superhero like ah, I'm out, but he's sad himself with a fricking job. That's cool
I'm assuming there's a phase two to this
Now that, Wolverine she, that, is 18.
He's too.
See, he's probably gonna be harder now, like way harder, I'm guessing.
They seem that supposed to save you, but you're no better than the rest of the world!
You turn to me!
What are you talking about?
I told you to stay back!
You don't know what it's like!
I
Wiped hell of that
He just kind of does the same thing that I've heard in this phase, does it backwards.
instead of doing parry parry, he does spread, parry parry
Mikey looks so fine
oh he does bow
ok
I guess sad, yeah he's not.
This guy's not.
Oh my, maybe he's got more.
Maybe he's got more.
You missed.
Whoa whoa whoa he's missed!
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!
Okay, okay.
I had to play something, huh?
Oh my god, he's beating my ass, okay?
He's angry.
Okay, okay.
I got a last stand on this bucket.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do here, dude.
What am I supposed to do? He's playing so fast.
I can't dodge all those things.
I'm definitely missing something with this mechanic, because he goes so quick.
I think he's hard, here.
I see, I think I have to single tap.
I think a double tap is a roll, and a single tap is like a sidestep.
I think that's... yeah.
Oh
I like how it gives me a tip that's so useless here, like hold this button and hit stagger
So it's just he's not that hurt.
He just died man.
Sleep?
Most of the planks we're gonna kill them?
Is that a good one?
Pro.
What?
Okay, you can't kill them when- okay.
It didn't like-
Oh mega dead and nice all right I mean it wasn't a bad boss as it for a first boss
I'd say that's okay we have like two mechanics could have been a little
harder, but like what a sample is wanted for the vote.
Like, you're here?
Thank you.
All right.
I mean so far first impressions pretty solid but my
My guess is it's a short game and it's hard to spend $70 on a game that's short for a
lot of people.
So I get it.
I get that entirely.
was it like like 12 to 15 hours to the game I believe no well I'll be dead
the prodigal son returns and see it to Walter it's to play with this joke oh
oh Logan you have no idea what we've discovered
Yes.
Um, yeah.
Yeah.
Uh, Mark, it appears you're all right about to make a read.
I am ready for the inevitable.
I told you, sir.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm not proud of that, but when it stings a little bit more,
it's simply...
Charstler's about to heal himself.
I know.
Yeah, I know.
If he was to find us...
Yeah, I know.
Mr. Holderhead, we've got our eyes and ears open.
But right now, it's the plan for you, come on.
You gonna stick her out of her mouth?
Well, if you do, get some sleep, all right?
You look like shit.
This place is a mess, I can't believe it's gotten this bad.
to wear for mutants. It's more like a mausoleum these days.
I had a piece of war. Like they're mutually exclusive.
I remember when Sydney had that crush on Raven. She kicked his ass so hard, he didn't leave his room for a week.
check
Always had his nose in the book
Wonder he didn't last
I thought they were going to clear the way for me, but I got to go around.
Can I go in here?
You need to back off, Walter, Vic.
You're still not part of this team.
So how about keeping your nose in your own shit?
That guy's got a Logan-sized chip on his shoulder.
Having you back must be triggering this Alpha Act.
But I ain't back, so you can relax.
Well, I'm going to put you to work anyway.
There help me write this fridge. I gotta do it
Why do it for you old man
Work on your stand up back while you were gone sweet again on us
So
It's nice with trash
He's the least of his worries.
Now that guy's already back at his HQ and now he's reportin' the Reavers, though. They're another story.
Okay, well, so tell me a story.
Well, you just made it pretty clear you're not part of the team, so, you know...
It's classified. Oh, now who's comedian?
That's good there. Thanks.
Come in with a laugh for a sec.
Looks like you're all good, Nate.
but hey take it easy I so come the less as you insist that looks like we so
speak later once I have taken it easy sure hmm what else is new what right
here no much everything is good
yeah
I didn't know you were learning Japanese.
Are you on a trip, Land?
No, I'm like this.
Yeah, yeah, a trip.
Vacation.
All or nothing.
Okay.
No, just go look at something else.
What was he?
Some of the items we'll be looking for.
Anything in particular?
Is he gone?
Yeah, it's not okay. I am worried about him. I don't know
He seems okay. A man got himself caught by Trask. He's reckless
Never known him to be exactly careful Walter
You might not think you had a role in this place
But without you
Things are coming unstitched. That's like over here. It's a good thing. It's not my problem
anymore yeah yeah but maybe it should be
anyway just think about it I gotta get
back to work
let's play
Oh!
Stand by friend.
Use your skill points? I will, I'm just looking around.
Not doing anything anyway, we're not killing stuff. This is like lore.
since I left
Hey what side
God damn Vic this is gonna smoke a slaughterhouse
Raven you missed my wedding
I don't want to hear your excuse. Just tell me whatever it was was worth it.
I am sorry I missed it. But I'm happy for you, you know, being able to do this and that.
That's not easy
But if you were off looking for a normal way
They don't exist. I think she looks cool
I think the guy is smart.
One of these days he's going to crack activate his mutant gene.
There's always got music playing somewhere.
The old room.
The hell!
You left! And we need to stay. We moved your stuff!
You that knows!
you
you
you
you
you
You
We are on
We will stop until mutants are gone, all of us.
And there are no more cheats left to turn.
The new power of my skin will serve as a reminder
that our work here is more urgent than ever.
And who would see the vision through where I go?
You got Walter?
And he's wonderful, but his place is in the lab.
For a moment, I thought it could have been you.
Then if I'm cut out for it.
No, certainly not.
It would have been a terrible idea.
Formness has a way of blinding us to the red flags, doesn't it?
Join me.
Traskin, be happy you got away.
What happens when he comes out of the office?
Let the team handle that. I want to talk to you.
Why did you come back?
You know why?
Stand there, Farrell, when you found me.
You've given your life. I will never stop owing you for that.
We helped each other, and that was nearly 30 years ago.
Fill our needs into more scarce those days.
Finding you.
I don't know, the world just suddenly didn't seem so...
desperate.
Nothing.
You left without so much of the word.
Why?
I don't know.
I don't know.
without so much of the word.
Why?
I don't see it, things.
What kind of things?
That means, I think.
Before, I don't know.
I love being getting as mild scrambled again here,
I think so.
How would I know?
And after what happened this year-old?
I just needed to figure things out on my own.
Desi.
And...
did you?
May I?
I had a good idea.
Logan, this is your home.
You're needn't go through this alone.
Please.
Okay.
Okay.
Essex, you here?
What is this?
There is something in you,
loathing deep and angry.
You might not remember it,
but it is the very foundation of who you are.
What the hell?
If there are forgotten moments inside you, it must ease their way into the light.
To avoid more violent platters.
I can guide you this first time home, and then the work is up to you.
This is the introduction.
Doing an introduction to how these memory doors work.
This game has side missions, and you get to certain parts of the game where there's these memories,
you go in and it's like challenges. Assuming that's what this is, it's like a teaching
you like, oh hey this is the lower reason for these memories.
I don't know if I'll ever be. A nice smart guess.
It's like challenges, like challenges and trials. There's like those doors in every
I'm full of comfort and memory. Just know, nothing in here can truly hurt you.
Combat kill enemies in rage, fear, and dirty.
Right.
Yup. Okay, that was right.
Never spike in Revers.
The resistance damage. You'll get a free self-preservation.
These are the engines of your mind, like Stokey.
I got to do some 50 second.
Look at me.
I have to kill enemies and...
Oh, wait.
I think we're okay.
I think we're okay.
I thought of the armor, but we're fine.
That's an easy one.
See, I was like, I have to get three star rage, but I guess not.
First try. Oh yeah, they also give you lore. I think it's kind of a cool mechanic.
1878
Singles are appearing all over the Rockies
Elected it first
That was caught me for a
easy dinner
My family's searching and then that gives you skill points and the adaptations
Yeah, okay, okay, and then these are just passives
Uh, reacting to power attacks, miraculous attacks for store health, printing, enemy attacks,
build rage, barrage recharges, a special technique assigned to L2, where, for example, strikes
performing as enemies, with, oh they can be performing, okay that's good when you're
rage three, um, we'll just do this for a while.
That's it. You've taken your first steps to becoming a holding it. I'm proud of you.
How far out of you? You just killed a couple people.
That was my memory.
No.
There's far more there.
How much do you wish to know?
There.
I don't know what I want.
But where were I used to be?
I was what?
A monster.
Survival has made monsters of us all, have you?
My wife hid her mutation, especially could.
In the end it was a...
I want a portrait like that.
That's pretty sweet.
The man who killed her paid a heavy toll.
A man who killed her paid a heavy toll.
My hands are far bloodier than yours, Logan.
I assure you.
But I swore I would use them to build a world where mutants were safe.
A world in which they no longer needed to hide.
That is why T-Mex exists and that is why you belong here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Helix engine.
What are you and Walton talking about?
I can't wait.
Well now we should try to get some sleep.
Good night, Markets.
Once that people that are hating can ask, genuinely, what you expected from a Wolverine game specifically?
Yeah, I'm curious what people would want that's different.
Because the combat's solid.
The combat feels good, it's fluid.
You got enough enemy types to like navigate around, choose who you have to fight first.
You can jump between them and parry them quite nicely.
It looks good.
I think maybe just...
We're used to the Insomniac Open World game, you know?
So a linear product maybe is just a little different for people.
Because Spider-Man 2, oh my god, that game was incredible.
was incredible. I played that game on 30 FPS and I had a touch. I love that game.
Oh, what's finger a finger in their coffee?
bro the heck was that too give me that yeah designing a new suit for you when
you left based on that old one you used to wear it's almost done you just need
to bring me a few things there should be two crates of supplies in the storeroom
right behind me here in the lab this is the nice like breakup in between all the
combat I guess they make you do a little a little fun wait they said it in the lab
What do you say sorry I was not listening I think he said it was in the lab
It's teaching you the suits and the upgrades this game has a lot of suits and a lot of skins there
I forgot about that you could change all your claws. You know like gold claws and diamond claws and shit
Guess it's gonna teach me that now
okay we need one more suit or chest or whatever
out here can you look at the suits right now or no
you can't look at them yet but yeah you could your this game has a like 34
something different suits and like a shit ton of claws like you can have like
any color you have rainbow claws i'm pretty sure you wanted where's the others freaking chest
no way it's all the way over here oh my god it might be no no no way no way
i think it's just in the lab i'm just stupid
is there mtx yeah essentially i mean it's collectible mtx but yeah there is you can
have any outfit it's cool i liked it i liked all the outfits they had i'm it's gonna unlock it in
in a sec. What am I stupid? Where is the...
What's happening? Do I need to talk to you?
Oh, I do.
Do you guys know if I turn on Fidelity instead of Performance? Does it restart the game?
I'm curious what it looks like.
On Performance. This is Performance, right? So it's 60 FPS.
I'm curious what Fidelity looks like.
Let's see.
Innings.
Visuals.
Hedality.
Okay.
We took the staff off Trask.
Vic must have kept a crate for himself.
Check his room.
Okay, well this is 30 FPS.
Thanks, good, Vic.
I was talking about the smell.
I mean, there's no way in heck I could play on 30 FPS like this. That's crazy
What's crazy is I played spider-man 2 in 30 FPS, but I think I just got used to it
Visuals
It did look better. It's just not worth the framerate. Yes
By the way, that's yeah, that's how the auto is gonna feel
It's gonna feel like that but probably worse. It's good. I think I was talking about the smooth
Good luck finding it in all that mess.
Um, are we going Victor's room?
Well, that was right. No mistake in that stink.
Just needn't listen for the locked sound.
I say, never wake a sleeping baby.
This guy's the worst.
He's the worst.
Here comes the...
That's useful.
Vic wouldn't know what to do with this tech anyway.
Is your villa bigger than this?
Yeah, man.
For sure.
My villa.
Imagine living in this.
I remember three years ago when my mother was crying about how overused open world games are.
Yeah, people always complain though.
They what they are never I've learned that um people aren't really gamers
They're just a bunch of yappers
Yes, that's how you get your health that's right
Okay, these are all the suits. Oh, dude. You don't get to see them. So in the version in the build that I played, I got to see every single outfit.
And they had so many outfits from so many, like literally all the movies and stuff. They're like all here.
And whatever the heck this is.
Oh, this is a nightmare trials. I think you do all the trials to get this one.
And then they have the claws as well.
They can customize the claws.
These are bone claws.
And then you can't see these, right?
But some of these claws are like gold claws.
Some of these claws are diamond claws, red claws, yellow claws, freaking rainbow claws.
They're all in nightmare trials, okay.
Alright, let's pick some skills, because I have six skill points.
Kneebreaker.
Uh, level seven, level ten, level seven, three, two, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one,
I do wish this system was more about choice.
It seems like it's pretty linear, like you just get, you know, skill 5, skill 6, skill
7, skill 8, and so forth.
I think it'd be cool to like make an actual build.
I know these adaptations are kind of that, but they're only passives.
Looking good, jeef.
Slugman and skill trees were linear as well.
Yeah, I know, but like, if you have a linear game having a
diverse, diverse skill choice could break up the lint.
You know what I'm saying?
When you keep stacking them on top of each other, could.
Could be a bit much.
Piss off into the night?
Like last time?
Okay, okay, okay.
Tresga's goons are already back in business.
The guy won't stop until anyone carrying an X-Gene is wiped out.
Thankfully, my assholes with metal arms search algorithm is paying off.
Look at this.
Looks like a full-on raid.
Where?
North Vancouver.
Oh, hunting newbies. In our own backyard.
Mutants, Victor.
Hunting mutants, who we should have found and helped before this.
Trask has technology to detect mutants that will be on our own.
If this technology were in our hands, however...
You're a game changer.
But Vancouver is tricky.
Things are already hot enough there.
We can't just billboard the fact that mutants exist.
I can do it.
I don't know.
Quiet.
How did she do it?
She could literally...
Dude, it's a stealth mission, man!
I'm honest, I think Miss Deep should have been on this mission if it's a stealth mission, but that's fine.
I'm so angry.
Ooh, I wonder if you get to play as different characters in a way.
I was like, do you want to play as someone else?
But you're probably holding on.
Reverse.
Essex, I'm here.
Trashbeast to him.
Sniff him out.
Hopefully they can still be saved.
On it.
Bright yellow for stealth.
We can look at a few more.
Very very old school.
Oh
Oh
Wait, I'll own this one
Oh, it's there
Don't love that one that's just making me uncomfortable
Oh gee. God, it looks so bad, but yeah.
That's cool.
This is from, I'm pretty sure this is from the, the comics. I read a bunch of these
and Wolverine in that comic is just like essentially mind-controlled and is
just a savage fucking beast and just killed everybody I mean this one cuz
that looks cool. Do I have any claws?
Oh my god, those are massive.
I gotta use these massive ones, dude.
They look crazy.
I like this I like this outfit
Do they change stats and moves nah, I'm just this is all just cosmetic
And the more suits you collect to get more health
No, that's um, that's um, what's his face that's um
The green guy
um, leech.
I don't remember they were connected to us through playing.
That's leech's frickin' headphones.
Awww, leech is dead.
For sure.
I lost it.
Happy birthday, Ace.
Hey, we're not supposed to be here anywhere.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you, Ace.
Happy birthday to you.
But I don't have a birthday.
Well, it's been exactly one year since we took you in,
so we figured we'd make it official.
That's right.
Oh, it.
Oh no.
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh no, he's over here.
He's over here.
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
Happy birthday.
Oh, but...
Was that Jean?
But these are your headphones.
I just wanted you to think that until it was your birthday.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Fucking Trask and his dunes.
Gotta look around.
Find out where they went.
Trask and him and her collars.
All those mutants fought back.
I mean, one of those mutants, you don't recognize her?
Maybe he doesn't have his memory of her.
It's a billion boots.
Moments.
He probably...
Size nine.
He must have been the one who tore out that river's alarm.
Okay, he definitely doesn't have one of them, right over here.
Hey! You, uh...
You up there?
There we go.
Where'd you take off to?
I'm here to help!
What's this?
New setup? No, just inverted.
I'm looking for other mutants.
This is not just the same room that it...
Did I... did I just... bro, I think I just did a circle.
Er, what?
Oh.
Um, okay, yeah, I could do that. Hold on.
hold on what's in this door first this is where I came from oh I see I don't see
guys am I dumb I won't get up there
do I maybe I wait do I like run this way okay dude it was looked so high up
Oh, shit.
There's no sign of him.
All these years, I've never let you down.
Let's see if we can find the one that got away.
Redhead.
Might be a real lead.
Wait, maybe this is... maybe he doesn't know who Gene is yet.
Maybe it's not that he forgot.
He genuinely... in this...
He hasn't met her yet in this story.
Well, now you're getting it.
I don't know why I didn't.
That's not the first thing that came into my mind.
My first thought was he doesn't know her or sorry, he forgot.
I should have, should have came up with that conclusion a little faster, but it's fine.
It's okay.
It's all good.
She went this way.
she went this way i don't know if i should be looking for shit open the bottle
there's a bit in here
nice
wait did i learn did i get a new strand nope oh yes i did
Stealth takedowns build extra rage, range attacks do less damage to you, get auto picked to
this one.
Let's do stealth takedowns, because it seems like a stealth mission, maybe.
I don't mind this little blue line, is that weird?
because like otherwise how do you know where to go you just like jump on shit until it works
i feel like this is an overblown
damn look at his cheeks bro i just noticed
god damn she can fly you see that this way was she had it
I had to use the restroom, I'm sorry.
the camera angle at the same spot interesting time for a bathroom break
I could have had a pee, man.
I guess it'd be weird.
He respired a while.
We sent him off.
He got a scary threat.
This does not seem like the right way.
Where's my blue line?
Give it back.
Okay, this is the right way, I guess.
I think it tells me that it's not how I was supposed to go up, but whatever.
Well, I need more goodies.
Do you want me to like check the level I'm on to see like how many upgrades are in it?
New.
I
Still here she's on the move again. I can pick up something here
Keep looking fellas, just stay out of my way.
a good sport baseball well hockey too baseball and hockey
hey mom is it okay if we watch Bobcat Buccaneers of course honey would you
like popcorn or cookies oh please yes I'd like some of those after school
snacks thank you so much leeches mom your mom is so nice and she looks like a
normal person we don't use words like that here cuz we're all normal you call
A green skin and a face like a frog normal shut up
All right kid even as imaginary friends of me
Make all this
What was that?
Trapper in there?
Get up.
Oh my god.
Hold on.
Let's try that one again.
Oh.
Oh.
She must have given him a slip.
Taking all these guys single handed.
I'm starting to like her.
She definitely went this way.
I can get you!
I can get you!
Stab him, man!
Where the hell are you, Red?
have them on. What is he? What is that? A pipe?
I did not expect that to happen.
I don't want these deploying blue things.
I kind of have to miss anything here.
So my first nightmare trial, let's see if they're hard.
Discovering a nightmare door unlocks a nightmare trial associated with that door.
Can attempt unlock nightmare trials by interacting with the shelf in the nightmare cabin.
Missions can be replayed by interacting with the bed inside the nightmare cabin.
See if it's hard.
Oh, is this just a traversal one?
These can't be that hard.
He just run around.
These can't possibly be that hard.
Time to find out.
Time!
Time!
Time!
No way. I'm gonna fail. I'm not gonna get the gold.
Oh my god. Oh my god, that was close.
Or not the gold that Adam had soon.
That was really close.
In 1986, I just convinced you as well.
The trail led to the coast before no cold.
Not a crew head west.
They needed an extra pair of hands, so...
I signed up for the light bonus, but...
this one was nice.
Okay, so those will always be there if you want to replay him
This is how you replay a mission
That's nice, okay, and then these are the collectibles. Okay, that's cool. Wait, that's the beam. Is that not the beam hold on?
That's good
Where the hell are you, Brad?
What's over there?
Smell them nearby.
Extra goodies?
Okay, so all the collectibles just glow, so you can't really miss them, they're just
straight glowing.
I don't see my game has been here in a while though.
piece. There she is!
This is definitely a game you play for the story for sure, 100%. The gameplay is fun, but that's not what you're going to remember it for. I think you're going to remember it for the story that they're trying to tell.
And then just like the interactions between the characters. Cause like I'm curious now that Wolverine doesn't know who Gene is, I'm curious how that relationship goes. I want to know how they're telling it.
unless there's something in those trucks that might keep hitting them.
But you gotta really care about Wolverine to care about that.
Like if you don't care about the character, you know.
You guys friends that got stashed in there?
Then you don't care about the character, you know.
Okay, that's a lot of dudes.
Delf perhaps?
There's no way I'm gonna stealth shit.
I'm so ass.
of
the
death of
the
death of
Bro.
Bro.
Come here.
Oh.
That's not my fault.
Just so we're clear, that's not my fault.
Oh, that's sick.
He's still alive?
Oh my God.
Oh, that's sick.
He's still alive?
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, that's sick.
Oh, is he?
Oh. Okay, well, you know, one day, AI will save AI.
Today's not that day. Clearly no AI is used in this game.
I should kind of do it not too bad here.
I'm angry when you get a snake.
I'm angry when you get a snake.
Ooh, can I...
Oh, can I make that land on them?
In somehow?
In some capacity?
I think I can.
I don't know how, but I feel like that's a thing.
Maybe.
I don't know.
Um, oh, oh.
What are you yelling for? We're trying to be sneaky.
We're trying to be sneaky.
Can I climb this thing right here?
I don't know if I'm left.
That was kinda cool.
You could just go in there and kill him, but I want to squish him with the container because
that sounds more fun.
You could do that, right?
I'm assuming if I break this, the container falls?
I don't know.
Let's see if I can open this loop chest for him.
Really?
You can't squish him with a container?
No.
Really?
Why is this up here, then?
Why would they put this here?
What?
That's crazy.
No? If I go on top of the container. Like this.
I don't think this is going to work, guys.
It doesn't work.
Hey guys, come on.
Why'd they put that there, y'know?
Why'd I lost my rage, dude?
There's got to be a way to drop that container.
There's just no way that that would be it, I have to, hold on.
We got it for science, we got to try this again.
I refuse to believe that's this whole thing's here for it to not play.
Hmm.
Yeah, I know where to go, man, I'm just messing around here.
I guess not, I don't know.
I actually guess there's no way of...
Oh my god, imagine I died.
I'm not here, what is this stuff?
Must be in that other truck
That's excellent. It's like trash is shipping something called
Osmium
Trust using it for
Trash it?
No, find the mutants. We'll deal with that later
Shit, what dock workers?
No mutants. Let me out. Better keep looking. Let me out
Hey, you're the redhead, ain't ya?
Who are you?
Someone who can help.
You let me.
Stay in the truck and stop following me.
This is a delicate situation.
Sorry, lady.
We don't do delicate.
Okay, where'd you go?
got you second-waste
that was to the wrong mutant
go up your ladder
put the mutants on this ship
Why are we still behind schedule?
We should've been out of here already.
I'm over the reaper's lost one.
The grandest of these is the number one short.
Let's go already.
Go away.
I'm trying to kill some trauma.
Always to life.
Always to life.
That's your thing.
Oh
Stealth master
Health fucking master
his leg fall between the oh my god
What do you think about the blue fart with the little scent thing I mean I don't I don't
see any I think people are looking for things to be upset about because it's
just telling you it's just telling you where to go
shut up freak because we'll see alternative finding where to go three
seconds later or just like follow a path I guess you could argue that they could
to have made it even more obvious where to go using like world stuff but they
already have that you just turn off the blue shell
I don't care I just follow the line
the hell?
Skullbusters! Up there!
Skullbusters.
Oh, is this the trailer scene where I'm gonna chase drugs and hang up on the truck?
She kind of looks like Abba right now.
I
Know you are
You're not going anywhere
Yeah
I've got a bomb on him!
Go, Tristro!
Nice!
Oh, shit!
There's a bomb coming!
I got it!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Go!
Oh, they're floating.
Oh.
Okay, I caught the rage for nothing.
Yeah, they seem to portray in this game the telekinetic, is that taupe?
And telepathic powers, or like, triple-ish.
But, okay, so something to consider here, is the Tic Tiff gene right now is like normal
gene, like, there's no Phoenix Force or anything.
It's very, very likely that they're not using, like, the Phoenix Force at all right now.
Now, maybe in the future they will, but I think it's just normal to me.
Ooh, okay.
Keep that one. Try as light as a flash.
Dammit.
Who are you?
Stay with your friends.
God, you could have said I'm Wolverine. That would have been so fucking cool.
Cool.
Who's this guy?
Heh heh heh.
Quite a fun elevation though, just stabbing him with the nuts.
my claws scared
I feel like people act like they've never played a video game before, they're like oh you can't lose during the QTE, it's just like that when kind of work.
What if you ever played a QTE game and you thought you were gonna die?
I feel like people act like they've never played a video game before, they're like oh you can't lose during the QTE, it's just like that when kind of work.
I feel like people act like they've never played a video game before.
They're like, oh, you can't lose during the QTE.
It's just like, yeah, when can I work?
When have you ever played a QTE game?
Is that QTE setting?
Like, nine times out of ten, most people just hit the skip QTE button.
Oh, I get to drive?
Oh, fuck yeah!
Okay!
Actually, is there a skip QTE setting?
She's like, I don't- I think QTE is stupid.
There's literally no point of it.
Is there a way to skip it?
Gameplay?
Maybe?
QTE Auto complete.
Yeah, you know.
I don't, I just want to see this.
I don't care about QTE.
I think QTE is troll.
It should never really exist.
It has no game impact, you know?
Just watching and saying,
is this cool? I didn't expect to drive.
No.
There they are.
This is, if the game was open world, this is how I would imagine it.
I would imagine you'd be driving a motorcycle like this.
But then I think it would take away from the Wolverine, like, brains.
Because then you're... Jesus!
Because then you're just driving a motorcycle, and then it's not as cool.
I suppose to jump off?
What am I supposed to do in here?
There's so much faster on that one.
Oh, that hurt.
That's a shame.
I think it was a double-asemission.
A one-driving mission.
Ooh, slashed the flag.
Watch this line, I say.
Watch this line. Watch this line. Watch this line.
Okay. No. I end up dead.
No. Okay. No. Yeah.
How about auto-heals me every single time?
Bro, there's... I can never catch up!
Hell, what the hell is this?
There's a rope from the trailer moment.
I'm not doing this.
You'll kill her.
Get out of my way.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ!
I think I'll kick them off the map and then count them as a game like me killing everyone
And they'd like cutscene dials or something.
I
Let's get you guys out of here are you a superhero?
You're kind of playing this for the cutscenes.
You're playing it for the cutscenes in the story.
And then, you know, every now and then you get a little bit of gore by smashing people
out, but you're playing for the cutscene in the story, you 100%.
You do your job, I'll do mine.
If you do your job, I'll do mine.
I'm on my way.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Oh man.
Whoa.
I got the APC now.
Logan, talk to me.
Logan.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Logan, talk to me.
Logan.
I'm good, sir.
Just need a second.
If that bastard gets inside, we're all as good as dead.
Can't get a visual.
Moving to higher ground.
I just pushed around, I saw it.
I fell aboard. I seen it.
That Wolverine pet pack is really crazy.
Let's call for backup.
You're scared.
Uh oh.
They don't know, they don't know, they don't know, they don't know, they don't know.
They don't know, they know.
What's that going on?
Huge...
Should've saved my skill points, fuck.
I should have at least a bit.
Okay, so try to tornado spin.
It seems like a really good attack, so I'll keep that.
Another attack, focus your healing factor, recover.
Okay, so that's...
That's kinda ass, actually.
If I ever need to heal using rage or whatever, then...
I've...
Failed.
During a combo tap x perform attack launches you upward tap square to slam back or use
I think stealth is so fun. I've talked about it in every game I play that has stealth.
It's such an interesting phenomenon because you can't make it better. But if you make
it better you make it worse it's the most like
I'm the extra 6 disaster, hey it's the disaster.
I am the disaster.
Yes, it's the disaster.
Definitely need to stealth kill those guys or we don't hit.
Oh, wait, man. What are you seeing? Oh, let's kill him.
It's slow down a sec.
What if we were top down?
I climbed this.
Now we chillin'.
Now we chillin'.
And then we got to kill this last sniper.
We're chillin, we're chillin, we're so chill.
Can you split up?
Are you dead?
Don't get in the way of them!
I'll hang it up there.
We're good?
Passive HP regen was a mistake.
Do you imagine if you didn't have passive HP regen, I hope people lose their minds.
Not a problem, worry.
I just think this is a better version of X-Men Origins Wolverine from 2008 or whatever.
I remember I played that game and I fucking loved it and this just feels like a better
version of that.
It kind of feels very similar.
Even some of the attacks that you did in that game, you do in this one too, it seemed like
they took a lot of inspo from it.
Okay.
Dude, if I would have died, I would have had to reset.
How is the chest?
Got it.
What's that one?
Let's pick some new outfits, slay!
What do we got?
What do we got?
We need to buy them for health upgrades anyway, so we'll buy...
I mean, it doesn't really matter, we'll just buy this one, and then we'll buy this one.
Let's see what this one looks like, actually.
That's pretty cool.
I have to go through there.
Yeah, the only thing that can make this game better is, which is sad because I don't think
because I don't think there's anything anymore is um on the PC. I thought that I think they gave up
PC. Well, I play this on like 200 FPS.
Dude, this outfit looks so sick what I'm fucking ripping these dudes apart.
It looks so much more mean rather than like my yellow outfit.
Aw, but I got a hole in it.
Wait, can I fix the hole? Hold on.
Haha!
Gotta change outfits.
Need to find another way in
Looks like the mutants got forced deeper inside
Smells like blood
One of them is hurt
How badly?
Enough that I'll make every bastard in here regret that choice
Well, if he asked me I'm here too
Why?
of
the way I find the land without the blue trail is crazy
Yeah, I'm just gonna die.
I guess they're just the worst perry in all of them, okay, I'm just the worst.
What's happening?
What's happening fellas?
I know that wasn't intended, but that was sick how I slid down the stairs that was for sure not the way it was supposed to look
but it actually was pretty cool
Kick him in the skull
I didn't know anything, please keep looking.
I'm getting on the X-Rex B.
We pick this.
strand yeah we do have an extra strand dodging enemy let's get rid of the stealth
one fuck the stealth take down shit dodging an enemy restores health
parries are successful within a larger time window um that seems good probably
on bosses or something we're not gonna use that though we're gonna use this and
And...
Well...
When hot claws are active you'll set enemies on fire, sure, wait how do I get hot claws
normally?
I didn't. I didn't know that was gonna happen.
Did I lose my hot claws?
How do I get hot claws? I want hot claws.
Hell, what? Give me hot glass!
You don't understand what people say to them, do you, Wolverine?
I think it's pretty good. I mean, there's not much more...
I genuinely don't think there's much more they could have done, right?
People just want it in the open world.
Game.
But, you don't always get what you want in life.
of
seven
seven
Oh hell yeah, nightmare trial.
I want to say more impressed than what the internet has formed.
Wait, I mean I'm already more impressed than what the internet has formed for opinion, so that was such a weird way to word that.
Derby out for a sec.
Uh, Reaver Snipers is the trial, is this the stealth trial?
Where's the other snipers?
But I still killed them, how's that even possible?
Okay. That was the easiest nightmare trial I've ever seen. What the fuck? Okay. There's
no way nobody can... nobody would fail that. That was crazy.
around the pan.
I found myself in a box car with an old wine hole.
I was following stories.
I mentioned riding the rails.
That was so free.
That was so pretty strong.
I have a trash to build.
He's shipping it up.
I know soon deployed into harm.
You're too kind, but I'm certain.
whilst you've evacuated the mutants, you might consider me decorating the place.
I'm confused what the budget matters to people.
Is that...
What is that? Like, how does that affect you?
The...
...consumer.
You know?
Like, does that mean like you're not gonna play Grand Theft Auto 6 because it costs $2-3 billion?
Like, what does the budget matter?
I could I could understand maybe expectations it's like a but you know
GTA 6 is two to three billion dollars your expectations are a lot higher but
like we've all seen three hundred million dollar movies suck ass we've
also seen one million dollar movies be insane I guess like what's the thing
Who cares?
Did you see what I'm saying?
Usually high budget just means either A, a lot of bloat, or B,
a lot of like, uh, is this what they're building here?
Going back to the drawing board kind of thing, you know,
you make something and you're not happy with it.
and then you scratch it and you go again and you make something unhappy with it and you make something not happy with it.
Ooh!
They're all good.
Good drink right there.
Oh, I got a strand.
Debbie!
No, I didn't.
Yes, I did.
How many strands do I get?
I can see how this is gonna be so easy.
That would be so strong.
Comma lenders return to special technique assigned to L2...
Square.
Not bad.
I say it's triangle but I say square
There.
Bye.
Mutant detected.
Another piece.
Two of us ahead.
Asics.
Trask is building the robots.
He's equipping these things with mutant detectors.
Logan, you must destroy their facility.
Rescue mutants destroy a robot factory.
Guess I really am back.
Is that Tenno?
like Trask is automating his army. That's what these parts are for.
There's no way I said that.
They're already dead. Even if you save them today, I will kill them tomorrow.
You ain't gonna see them tomorrow.
Gene! Are you okay?
What are you doing here?
They need me!
They're at me, you.
I wish I could handle it.
Dude, it'd be so cool if you got to play here.
I appreciate it. I do but I don't need you to
An admission call for Courtney to assault when they have you surrounded take out their leader's software on this attack
No, you've moved somewhere!
One of those spaces!
You're doing the right thing, stranger!
You're welcome!
What are you saying?!
Do what needs to be done!
Get off me!
Fuck
Hell this is fucking hell actual hell
bro bro I need to kill the sniper but then I need to kill the leader doesn't
they attack you through animations when they fucking brief your ass
He kills guy and he kills guy.
What is that?
What the hell is that?
Okay.
Frog.
There's cyber.
That's good.
Oh
No
This is such bullshit!
Oh my god!
They fucking hit you when they have a leader up they hit you through their your finishers
So it's a fucking R. You're not like involved anymore
Leader right here needs to fucking
I need a heal to be sacked.
be sick.
They parried that. Hello! Okay, that's fine.
Just spam pick them off the ledge.
Yeah, remember that, huh?
Yeah, not so tough.
Not so tough now, huh?
Yeah!
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
of
I'm here, I'm here now!
Alright, dude my camera angle was fucked man, it was like, like, why was it so zoomed in?
Why was it so zoomed in?
This is not good, really.
Fuckin' Adam Smasher over here! Jesus Christ!
I'm gonna kill you.
Let's go.
I'm sure that can never tell if it's a parryable or if it's a red.
It comes in late as fuck.
Oh my fucking god.
Wait, they're not gonna kick him into here.
That was already blown up.
of
the 30th
of
the
He definitely can't.
HOLY FUCK!
Did this game went from fucking baby mode to just the hardest mission I've ever done?
What is happening?
What the fuck?
went from baby mode to just fucking spam dying. Jesus Christ.
I'll thank the lord.
Jesus Christ.
We've got to get them out of here.
Jesus Christ.
You're incredible!
Yeah, you like that? Fuckin' dying over and over and over.
Go ahead. Oh, Hugo.
The difficulty on him and the hardest, which kind of makes sense, to be honest.
I like the leaders.
You're not afraid of anything, huh?
Hmph.
Over here!
Get behind me!
I can't do it!
I want to get him to stay at home!
Outside!
Now!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
I
You coming
Let's I burn this god for second place to the ground
Hey, right I'm gonna raise some hell I'd love to
You
Fuck it, fuck!
What the hell are they doing?
You are not so fair, Robo!
I don't talk this thing!
Smash anything of the-
Hold on. We got level ups.
I think they won with nothing to choose what's how's it involved I don't level up
but I can't choose it wait I see that right hold on hold on hold on did I see
that right I have a level up but I have nothing to choose that's the craziest
thing I've ever seen
I
Feel like Wolverine could take that
Got it. Hey! There's another console up here!
Even better!
You should've shot him!
I'm gonna kill you some place!
That's the way you want to live a living!
Oh, come on!
We gotta shut that down! Now!
I'm dead!
Hey, wait!
We're out of time!
A little help?
Wait! Start!
Get him!
Hehehehe
Come on!
A little help!
Right, sorry!
Jumping!
Get lost with that!
Oh, you guys are...
We're clear!
Great! Over here!
Surge!
Easy, that horse!
You're the one who stabbed Polisel.
Whoa!
Okay.
Hey.
I think you got him.
I think I got him!
Shit!
Get the hell out of my way!
You're at the base!
Over here! We need to clear this thing!
Oh
Hold the bouquet
No, no.
Everything better!
What are you doing?
Turning the tour?
Get the hell out of here!
We're coming!
Stop!
Hey, look at me stand here!
Get in this floor, right?
Right!
I'm with you!
How do I get up there? How do I get up there? How do I get up there? Oh, she got it.
I don't know why this game feels weird, so instead it's a console game, what do you mean?
Of course it feels weird.
Yeah, if you're a PC gamer playing gameplay, this is definitely strange.
Because they have a formula, you know?
A single-player, like, cinematic formula.
You don't get games like PC's. You don't get games like on PC like this.
No, no, not really.
Not coded like this, you know?
Um, was I supposed to lose sound?
I don't know, maybe?
That felt kind of weird.
I feel like...
Yeah, I'm supposed to have audio here.
I don't know, just doesn't see something, I think, that bugged out, right?
Well, that can't happen, in my opinion.
That's something that shouldn't happen, ever, because you're, it's kind of like the whole,
okay, that's surprising.
All right, that's right, that's A. That's right.
Well, that wasn't that sweet.
The music be hidden.
I mean, at least I only lost audio for, like, one word, unless it stays.
And you can turn into anyone you want?
Uh-huh.
That's a cool power.
Well, Kevin...
I thought you'd torn down by now.
We thought it would fall part in its own.
She's alive.
I got her now.
Don't worry.
That was the audio it plugged.
Over and with his death from the explosion.
I don't know.
It seemed off.
was his death from the explosion? I don't know, it seemed off. Okay, maybe. Yeah, they're
getting what they wanted. A little sanctuary.
I assure you, you are safe.
He just looks evil.
He must be exhausted.
Please, all of you, make yourself at home.
He goes. I gotta get cleaned up anyway.
All right, find me later.
You bet.
Fuck it, good.
Yeah, everything...
Everything okay?
We got a runner.
Uh, we got her on her.
It's Leech.
What's the matter?
Walter asked us all for blood samples.
For his research.
I didn't breakfast.
Leech wasn't too interested in that.
Needles and all.
So he locked himself in one of your rooms.
Um, no.
Show me.
I
Leech Logan is here with me these friends with Walter you mean mr. Wolverine I know you're scared, but
Go ahead there a lot hey kid
Don't worry about Walter. It's uh, no one takes a second. Oh, thanks, mighty
I don't think...
Ah, kid.
Just open the door.
Err, what be the password?
Now break it down.
Uh, let's not resort to claws just yet.
We don't know the password, bud.
Got a hint for us?
Catch your spyglass on me drawing.
The password is... cat?
A bath! No!
There'll be drawings of flakies, but for exactly if you seek entry to Millaire, a riddle you must solve.
Why is he talking like that?
He's been watching a lot of bobcat-buckineers. They're pirate cats.
Come on, guess we have some drawings to find.
And probably stuff them out.
Lead the way, detective.
So, what were you like when you came?
What's he... what were you doing?
Oh!
The first thing I really remember is me being a kid.
Yeah.
I was...
I could be a...
He helped me out.
I was 30 years ago.
Okay, but you must have been a kid then.
Uh, no.
They both do the same shaft.
Exactly like this, actually.
My god.
Are you like a hundred years old?
Maybe.
Maybe more.
Well, you look great for a century or two.
Well, thank you.
Over here. A huge wave.
Nine lives for the Seven Seas.
Now it's something they say on the show.
Is that about her?
I assume you remember being a kid.
I do.
So many haters in chat right now. I was expecting it
I kind of expected in every single game that comes out
Dude imagine how many haters are gonna be
There for granted level six. Oh my god, because it's gonna be like world wide
It's not just going to be gamers. It's going to be
That shit's going to be cr- Oh, Toad, what's up?
I saw what you did.
Look, kid, I'm the best there is at what I do.
But what I do best isn't very nice.
We stay out of sight because they fear us.
Because if they do see us, we get spot on.
And if we let them spit on us, I know what comes after.
Doesn't seem very nice either
Fair enough
You think GTA 6 will bring another violence in video games news cycle for sure. Yeah 100%
Put another drawing.
Hmm, with claw and barnacle.
Hey, um, I haven't seen Essex since we got here.
Does he always disappear like this?
Seems a little strange.
That's putting it lightly. He's a strange guy.
He's a strange guy.
Well, when we got here, he looked at me in a...
...weird way.
It felt...
...off.
I don't know what he was thinking.
Uh, you'll drive yourself crazy trying to figure that out.
I got no idea what's going on in his head.
Not really interested in finding out either.
This place is nice.
I wanted to build something like this in Vancouver.
What?
Sorry. Hold on.
Wow, this portrait is old.
Is that Essex?
Yeah, he's a lot older than the painting makes him look.
That's, um...
That's him and his wife.
Where is she now?
She died a long time ago.
I don't know if this is strange.
Yes, it's got the painting made so people would stop asking about his age.
It's the practice age.
This doesn't like talking about it.
I don't know, Essex.
I won't bring it up.
Ah, sorry.
You were saying I wanted to build something like this in Vancouver
but I were constantly just fighting to survive. Are we good? It's uh
different. You're all here. Dude give me more blue shit man. Sorry. Please give me more blue
shit. Please please please. Where the fuck do I go? Please please please. It's been a long time
since I thought like these. Not enough blue shit. If the mission is putting reverse in their place.
Please, please blue, blue me, I'll get one.
Came as an enemy, yeah, but not every game has to be.
cats i think you guys put like these i got a guess i feel like you guys put these like
get the fuck walters out of my way those were for dna research you guys put all these like labels
on things that are just like not really there like they just they're they're just a company that
who gets to join the team makes marvel games so no like maybe they're not is there a policy again
trying to innovate by just making a game. It's not rocket science.
me that I'm maybe okay I'll go find Mr. Walter I'm so scared though we'll be
right there with you I can't tell you how happy I am that leeches here we're
Kid needed a break those animals crashed his birthday party
The Reavers hate us for what our biology ain't just the Reavers
Maybe one day
Maybe it's time I stop
Right?
These are machines...
predating any known civilization.
I have a theory that these are the original source of human mutation.
So...
this made me like this?
Oh...
I think he's pretty neat, if he asked me.
Okay.
What's going on?
My healing.
Let me stand cause.
It's leeches powers.
It triggers when he's scared.
I've never come across a mutant who negates other mutant powers.
How come it doesn't work on you?
Good.
All right. There you go.
There, all done.
Oh, that wasn't so bad.
You all right?
Hey, why don't you take our friend here back to the kitchen?
I think you'll find some ice cream back in the freezer.
Oh, no.
Careful. Careful.
Ow, ow.
I want two scoops, because of my birthday.
Okay, well, maybe just because you got kidnapped.
It's because you got kidnapped.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, they brought one of these back from the dead, huh?
Yeah.
And it's only a piece of it.
Aztecs and I are closing in on creating the, uh,
the Helix engine.
It's the key to activating mutant genes.
Helix engine?
There might be millions of dormant mutants out there.
Now, we could help them become who they were meant to be.
So you're trying to fast-forward the process?
Interesting.
I'll work out for you this time.
But, um...
Why's it humming?
Helming?
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
You know, you know, you know...
There's some...
Muggle?
I was just thinking about it.
Muggle!
Oh
Die for this
I don't understand what they're doing here.
I don't understand what they're doing here.
You don't yet understand their nature, I mean, while you're handing out these artifacts
to children like it's Halloween.
If I had more resources, more artifacts, I'd be able to find the isn't just about you,
Walter.
The world pretends mutants don't exist.
We shrink to the shadows for safety
when we should step into the light.
There are millions of dormant mutants out there.
You truly want to help them become who they could be.
The helix engine can activate them all, including you.
Yes, so get me what I need.
We're close.
You know what? If you can't...
Then what?
What?
Your passion is admirable, but this rashness will only result in ruin.
What is the plot of the first movie?
I think you're thinking of the opposite of what's happening.
You're not going to say a word.
Are you all right?
I thought you flexed my hair.
I simply gave you the tools to help yourself.
Not a magic wand.
I saw you with Miss Grey.
You didn't like that.
Are we sure that is wise?
After all...
...that he's a monster trying to get loose.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
You leaving this place a little crowded than I'm used to kid. It's gonna check on my old cabin
Sometimes I was going outside. Yeah, yeah, I mean I get it, right? Oh, yeah got green skin too
Hey, can I, um, can I show you something?
Come on.
That's great, it was bad.
You see all this?
You're playing so much important on them.
That's ours.
Out here, you do not have to hide.
Hey, Greene, you didn't know Greene.
In the springtime, this whole place just...
It comes alive.
I, uh...
I'm looking forward to showing it to you.
Here?
Oh, hey, and, um...
I, uh...
Found this.
Watch my wedding bag.
Um...
Happy... Happy birthday.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
All right, all right, come on.
Oh, sweet.
of
Nope.
Logan's appearance can't be changed at this time.
Time's a piece of quiet.
target practice. Never met a target I didn't like.
Oh no, they give me XP.
Dang! Let's go.
Yeah, only knowing Wolverine from Jackman movies is showing.
I mean, I think everyone knows that comic book characters have been stories.
There's been hundreds of stories.
Like I have read so many different iterations of Wolverine and it's, it really is just
about the writer and that's that's it that's no different than what this is
right it's just there's no true story it's just whichever writer wrote the
thing that you're reading or watching
It's kind of like, in my opinion, it's kind of like a small downside to comics and superheroes,
but there's no defined story.
They have like, you know, a set of traits that usually people have lied by, but they
They could tell any story really.
Like I swear I remember one of the last Wolverine comics I read.
It was...
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
You know what?
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
you know what never mind
just never mind never mind
I might be misremembering it that's why I don't want to say it but what I
swear it was that you know what I'm not gonna say it not gonna say it
good. We already have tracks.
Oh, let me pick these guys up.
I don't really love this heal shit. Healability?
I'm gonna save my skateboard.
Gotcha, buddy.
Oh! What the heck?
Alright, I'll just say it. I'll say the comic, okay?
I don't remember what the comic was that I read, but the very introduction to the comic was...
Storm and Wolverine.
uh sparring and like training and then they just immediately started fucking
not like actually like it wasn't it it was implied implied implied but that
i swear to god that that happened looking good that happened that's okay
it was not smut no no it wasn't smut
I'm pretty sure it was in a Storm comic actually, not a Wolverine comic.
I have so many Storm comics.
What the hell is this doing here?
That looks traverse a lot of easy.
Not storm was with black Panther. Well, not always not always
Dude, I want a storm movie so bad that character is so fucking cool
Storm game would go hard
I don't know which way is faster here.
I'm gonna have to repeat this because I feel like my route's not as...
Well actually, this is the most easy of this.
1873. Sometimes I go into the city searching for... something. Never found it. Always ended
up back and forth.
Form number 3 is the one you're referring to. Oh, there you go. I hope you guys just
found that and you just know what comic it was. That's good. See, I didn't lie.
Looking good. That's okay.
you just wasted well I'm gonna be on a storm only became powerful recently like
based off of those comics that came out like this year or maybe it was this year
I think it was this year actually
I don't, I don't think she was always that strong.
Am I walking this?
hell yeah over in Caswell he's 200 years old but it can't slam he's just too
heavy you know all that metal
I go different way
I might just out in the woods following a fucking bunch of wolves.
What is happening?
Is this how far my cabin is?
Jesus Christ.
No, it's in the cave.
Hold on.
Wait, did I just hallucinate?
There was a cave there, right?
Oh.
I just have to loosen it.
There's a cave there, right?
Okay.
Oh.
I have like a cave there, but I don't think there's a cave there.
the old road gotta get a fire going
that's nice
Interesting that this is the character that became so iconic, you know, out of all the
characters in the Marvel worlds like this is the one that's most iconic not
the most but besides the fighter man I guess you know what I'm saying like it's
interesting like all he really does is just like run around and kill things
with his little ski boss
I should finish this.
Maybe they should like it.
It's most promising.
That fancy sock game was wasted on me.
Well, I was wasted on it.
I was wasted on you.
I was wasted on you.
I was wasted on you.
I was wasted on you.
I was wasted on you.
I was wasting on it
And really one of you truck driver anyway
I smell you now
I think this is going to be a common way the story is going to be told with a lot of action.
do a big mission with action, then you do a mission like this where it's kind of like
more mellow.
There we go.
This has happened twice now so far.
There's been like a big mission, then there's been like a chill, and then there's been a
big mission, and now we're kind of chill.
And then we're going to get back into the big, I assume.
Go away!
Sorry, uh, it'll be quick.
They ran out of sugar down there.
Their coffee's super bitter.
Sugar.
I'll be quiet up here.
It's a good place to sit and, uh, think.
There you go.
Funny, I just remembered I don't even drink coffee.
But I could go for something much stronger.
What are you really here?
Most people I see clearly.
Are you?
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come here.
I'm... I'm intruding. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Jean, stop.
I, um...
I don't mind sharing.
Heh heh, no kidding.
I could get used to this.
I
Globsome shambles
It feels good not to worry
Said better than I must really mean it
Is this what you do you save me and send me bring them up here
I mean, technically, he's kind of... showed up.
What are you thinking right now?
I can get used to that.
I need newstags.
No.
Shit.
Take the whole search party out of here.
Fucking trash.
Take the whole search party out of here.
Fuckin' trash.
Hey, hey, hey.
There's gonna be a problem if anything goes down.
We've got to get down there.
I'll take him out. I'll get you there.
No.
What is that?
Oh, that's good.
Snakey bastard.
These guys think they're so clever.
Mind to the woods.
One!
Another boftype has been introduced, I see.
Those guys are fucking tough.
I said the thing. I said the thing from the movie.
I said the thing.
Okay, don't wait
of
every one of
Heron dish
Red
Yeah
I'm really good at stealth, guys, real good.
It's so good.
You gotta get to the institute.
You wanted to find me?
Here I am!
is it not going well?
it's not going well
it's not going well
Oh
Fucking
Oh my god. I fucking dodge rolled into the wall because he was between the wall and me.
that's not fair!
What was that there, big fucking...
Okay, that's fine.
He caught me as I blew down there.
He's just camping me while I'm in animation, bro.
It's not legal. It's not a legal move.
It's not a fucking legal move!
And no game is that legal.
I
of
the
head
I don't think there's an end game and I think it's 12 hours long.
So we're coming up to the halfway mark-ish.
No!
Logan!
It's me!
Gene!
Leech is missing.
Well, I'm assuming it's because he could... stop it.
Stop people from
Oh, he's dead.
I don't know.
The little one.
God damn it.
You're not safe, everyone.
You don't say.
We need to find Tresk.
Logan is right.
Tresk hates us.
Not for what we are, for what we represent.
He was born with powers.
He can't even imagine.
The innocent paid the price.
Tresk will head back to Mandropour.
He never stays gone for long.
Let's go get him
Tiger and I have a place in no time
Don't be safe
Trust me ready for you. It doesn't matter
It's a dead man
What are they doing in the game so far? It's pretty good.
I would say like my 5-6 hour impression here is like it's...
I could kind of understand some of the reviews. Like the 77s and the 80s.
Like, it's definitely not a 9 out of 10.
8 out of 10 depends on how big of a fan of Marvel and Wolverine you might be.
But like that 75 range, I think it's kind of fair
The tiger
It's just yeah, it's just like us. It's a quick
action story game. You know, you play it for a couple days and then you maybe replay it
in the next 5-10 years or something, you know what I mean? Or maybe they're DLC or something?
Who knows? Like it's not a bad game, but it's not the greatest game in the world, but it
does seem pretty solid. The combat's good, visuals are good, the writing and story, I'm
minute I'm into it
You're saying it's good for the people who like the IP?
I think so.
Yeah, I think if you like the Marvel games and you like Wolverine, then it's going to
be great.
It'll probably be an 8 out of 10 if you like Wolverine.
But if you don't, then it'll just feel more.
If you don't care about Wolverine at all or Marvel or universe or any of it, it's just
going to feel like another action story game.
And we have plenty of those.
Is that power station I could understand the 75 77 ratings
With hell is Victor
He's coming
Did I miss the born ship you want me to go over the plan
Fuck the plan let's get to killing yeah, that's what I thought
Good luck. All our knocks from here.
Ready?
Check your jacket.
There's no way you're here!
Get off the building!
They really want to stop him here
Fuck I fell over
I'm gonna feed that trash!
The RTI facility is under trust in Tower, but handing down this exact location is gonna take time.
It's firewalls for military fighters.
Fight him, so we can end this!
I can't wait to win again!
That's the least of the skill I can do.
I see my wall!
The rage at the end, flame!
This way, RUN!
Don't speak these words, stop us!
I
Could that ever steal the fucking kill
I hate pirates!
Rip him apart!
That guy can hit me on the head.
I get rage right at the fucking end.
The power is...
Get out of here!
You think you're lost, Grunt?
Detective, power station is over.
Employee addresses.
They're locking down the power station.
Yes, they don't want us in there.
Let's get the point though!
What, what, what were we doing, Andy? What the fuck?
Eww.
These chains and armor hurt my eyes.
What else we got?
Um...
What about this?
Oh
It made it you're having fun
He's really like the claws of her.
William Stryker.
It's a very fitting book to pick up as I swap to this outfit.
That's actually kind of cool.
I'm gonna take this real quick
I got a dip here soon, ladies and gentlemen.
I got a dip here soon in like 20.
Oh, nevermind, no I don't.
All on.
Well, I'm gonna sign one email before I forget.
Oh
Jesus Christ, that's annoying.
My paycheck?
No, no, no.
It's like tax stuff or something.
I need to decide.
Mutant detective.
Yeah, this game just reminds me so much.
So much of the Wolverine game I wanted to go do with Tanya.
I'd love to talk to the developers and ask if there's like, inspo.
Like was that an inspiration for the field legger?
What the hell?
I'll rebuking you, butchers!
Let him do it!
No, we've got these losers set me free.
It's not a blood track time.
No, I've done it.
No, shut the fuck up.
You two can come.
We're about to be killed, Trash.
Now take out the backcourt.
I
Sniffed out the code
Saber 2 does a psycho man. I love it. I love it.
I love how many finishers and like fucking laser killing these people.
Looks like fallout three
I
Not that's bro
Get it with your kitty claws
Now what?
You're not dying on me!
Did I get them all?
Nope, I don't want them.
Jesus, it broke.
Get out of here! Destroy the core!
Can't hold this all day!
I gotta do this. Why do I just make me inbould on this, man? I make me actually die.
I'm not talking as fast as I can!
Right on me!
No!
You're gonna walk home at 3K on your face!
We're fighting here!
That's it!
You're not to die on me!
Do nothing!
No!
No, please don't die again, please.
Please!
What's happening?
Please!
I can't move up any further!
I don't know what to tell you, I literally couldn't, I couldn't get any closer.
from the other side i'm so sorry i can't see because it's right
Fuckin' Grim!
You're not dying in here!
I'm not dead!
I'm trying!
Get out of here!
Destroy the core!
Dude, it wasn't even the other side!
It's like I'm...
Bullshit!
Bullshit!
I couldn't go that far.
I'm telling you I couldn't go that far.
God, you guys don't even trust my gaming capabilities.
Fucking pisses me off
You know you know who I am
You go
Mr.. Soffie
That's my kind of what it was like that
Sorry.
I want to look like Wolverine, here and all.
Like I said earlier, man, I don't have, look at all his chests here, dude.
I don't have a lick of chest here.
Nothing.
I got nothing there.
Nothing.
We got snipers all over us!
You want to be 5'3"?
I don't mind.
Being short is a blessing.
What's happening?
Okay, just invisible snipers.
Okay.
Just invisible hunters, that's fine.
Hipper, I'll just give it to you.
This is gonna sound weird, but I don't know if I'm a fan of the adaptive triggers, you
know?
Like, how, like, there's, like, resistance on it?
I might be the only one, but...
Where? Give me my blue set, please. Thank you.
You can turn it off? Oh, I didn't know that.
Guys, I don't use- I don't use- This is my second PlayStation game ever.
I only own two.
climb climb climb
oh my god
alright fit change
fit change
slay
oh my god
slay
Let me fight you guys.
Really?
I can't.
Once you go up here you can't go back down, man.
What's taking so long you want to do this hell no
A lot easier without the lethal
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
Oh.
There it is.
Get ready.
I think you're trapped in the truck.
Oh fuck.
I can almost see the asrack is crazy.
for Classic Plus I am. I very much am.
Guys, I don't know if I could run this out for any longer. I...
Let's find something else.
There you go.
Well, what the hell?
I'm not sure what that is.
There you are
I
Watch yourself
Oh, I lost my rage.
Hey, we've circled.
Oh, fine.
This is the thing.
Jesus Christ.
I want to hear over here.
Throw me.
Haha, I love that.
Yeah
Sorry, fuck
Son of a bitch
There's no one here!
Oh! Inside! Now!
Go!
Some folks can't wait to die.
I'll have an instant.
How do we get to Trask?
You're in the screens out there.
gotta figure out the code. Watch this. Someone needs to wash their hands. Well. Hold on.
Guys, there's only so many combinations.
this looks like the one locked down of course do the honors
How'd she get downed?
This place is huge. Let me figure out a set.
I'm authorized to use it.
What?
Welcome, all of our tracks. We're at the top of 2. Security office and testing day 7.
Um, smart. Let's go.
Not yet. I need to find out exactly how Trask was able to locate us.
Essex wants a full accounting.
Since when?
We'll get our revenge, but we can't get blindsided the next time someone comes for us.
There ain't gonna be a next time.
You're starting to sound like Victor.
Huh. Also testing base 7.
Two birds, I guess.
The mutants are in the security office.
Make sure they never leave.
Damn a lot of men that just throw us to die.
Something's around.
Did I level there's humans out there that think about these characters in a way that's
chopped?
Like, what does the world come to?
As we're looking at a video game, what do you mean chopped, bro?
What are we saying?
How are you guys real?
We're two.
BING!
Fire'll strike.
Bang.
That ability looks decent.
Strong attack replaces the combo ender in square, square, square, triangle, or triangle, square,
square, triangle.
That seems good.
Square, square, square, triangle, triangle, square, square, triangle.
Oh my god, you could do a drop kick.
During a combo hold, try and go to charge an ender that deal stagger damage based on
the length of the combo.
Okay.
She's got the door.
easy. Easy.
You're up.
It's a start. Can you hear what's behind the door?
streaming platform, that's what we need a lot to do.
We need a new streaming platform and we need a new gaming platform.
We need something new, something new space.
We need a reset, you know?
The gaming reset is what we need.
Our streaming reset, alright.
I tried to attack her last time I'm an idiot how does she go out of her form
I
Wolverine get a mosaic to me that's a phantom now you're asking the important questions
They're hiding in this shit
I tried to be good at spells, but it failed as I always do.
of
of
of
of
I can't believe that.
What the fuck?
I guess I'm not dead.
There you go, you wanted an arm ripped off, there you go, someone just typed that, that's funny.
Kinda makes you want to replay Miles Morales.
Yeah, overall, like this game would have been sick if it was Open World, because you would have just gotten more of it, but, um...
I wonder, you know what? Is it possible that Sony had some play in making this game linear instead of Open World?
Is that possible?
There's actually a possibility.
Just because of the way Sony likes their, like, linear story-based games.
There's a chance that they may have had a little bit of influence.
Because, like, Insomniac makes open-world games.
You know?
What am I doing, by the way?
Where's my fucking blue shit?
There we go.
They saw me in.
I'm working on a piece for me
You Revers love wasting bullets come on
Oh
Shit
Let's hide back here
Oh
Oh
I'm getting cooked over here!
Fine. They don't do that much.
That's something better sure give me a target this guy
Haha, who's going to come up here?
Jesus Christ!
No, I was just a normal grunt.
Oh, it made my claws hot, that's cool.
I'm fucking flogging this shit.
Where's Trask?
Gone by the time it showed up.
What'd you find?
Not sure.
Snoop around like trying to figure this out.
Well, let's make it quick.
Don't want him getting away.
You see this?
It says mutant birth rates are going down.
You trust his sources?
I don't know.
Why would he lie about this?
Who?
I think this is what Essex is looking for, a global nuclear detector.
Mutant research
That's fine, I think this is what Essex is looking for a global new detector
I'm assuming he's not...
I'm assuming he's not beast yet, right?
His gene hasn't activated yet?
Rhaven.
They're so few of us.
With this, Tres could hunt down every new normal tomorrow.
No, honey, he's not gonna get the chance.
I need you with me.
I need you. With me.
Let's kill this son of a bitch.
Locked out.
Fine!
I couldn't do that.
Yeah, but I felt like breaking something.
Come on.
Pick it up.
Appa change.
What do we got?
What do we got?
What do we got?
Let's go.
That.
We should update the boss.
Essex, it's bad. You were right.
So Trask did it.
Device to find us anywhere.
Did you use it?
She morphed the cause as well.
10.
And she literally morphs fucking clothing.
What, like, hello?
What are we saying?
You don't think she could do cause if she's literally making a hat?
Come on.
If you will excuse me,
I must speak with Malta
It would seem the helix engine just became priority number one
You took that well
Thank you wait
People analyze this game like structural engineers.
Whenever there's a game that people are looking to attack, it happens with every game.
It happens with war dogs as well.
Like, it doesn't matter what the title is.
People want to justify their opinion for not liking something, but you could just like,
it's okay to not like it.
You don't need to convince people otherwise.
It's totally fine.
to see this game and go, nah, I'm good, but you don't need to like, you don't need to
like justify that opinion, it's your opinion, like you're totally right to feel the way
that you feel. You don't need to go looking for that justification, like you're all good.
You don't have to like things, you know? You don't have to, it's all good.
Oh, that's an assassin's freak, shit. For sure.
What do you think?
It's cold. I've never seen something like this.
There's a truss going through.
It's fine.
I can't run through.
I can't see anything, the dark is out.
You did so well.
Why are you crouching?
Thank you.
It's fine, I can take it.
So fine. I can take this. Not a problem. Not a lot of problem. I can take it.
After you, I'm going to go to the side of the lake.
I'm going to go to the bottom left of the lake.
I'm going to go into the forest floor.
Tank up the stars.
of
the
That's me in the sunlight a hundred percent.
It was burnt through a crash.
Oh, that sucked.
Who said...
I'll be dead.
oh that's not...
my outfit's back
trial!
trial time!
Kill all enemies, okay.
Nine enemies, how long?
50 seconds.
I think the key here is they want you to, I don't know, I don't think they want you to.
Oh
Oh, oh my god, no I failed
Jesus Christ, I'm getting fucking close.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
I'm dead.
Well, this is a little bit of a harder one.
There's definitely a route I need to take with my abilities to make it like efficient.
I don't know what that route is.
I don't know if it's just Pump and Dump early, or if it's late.
I think I already found it.
I think I need to save my ability for the reader guy
Unless he's already
Okay, I need to save my abilities for that guy cuz I need to burn him as fast as possible I think
I think I killed him there, guys, so we're okay.
I don't think we're gonna get him.
Luckily, I caught him on...
I hit every parry there, so we were...
Wasn't too bad.
The story starts from him in like 1816s.
things with a bad smell like 200 years old time killed for the trophy left the body to
rot stalk their camp every night trying to scare him off was long before they stopped
hunting game started on me a sleet separate reason
Check my strands, change the fit.
I'm gonna be honest this is my favorite fit, the old man Logan.
Or the blue one.
This one's kinda cool too.
4 out of 5 strands.
Entering rage tier 2 causes intimidation on basic nearby enemies, enabling critical strike.
Enhanced senses.
That's actually pretty good.
Rage intimidation.
That's fat to get rid of those mobs quickly.
Pairing restores health.
And since it's gonna turn, it creates a greater range.
I'll take this one.
Don't pull off on my account.
I can't believe it was more fun than I was expecting.
Is that weird?
This is why you don't trust reviews.
I was going, I went into this game three months ago when I played it.
Super excited.
And then the reviews came out, and then I got less excited.
and now it's a one
fentanyl top baby
Even nature makes those.
Then I can fix it.
I can fix everything.
Shade, we didn't see what this thing could do. Very careful.
I'd suggest not to lay in every floor, but something tells me you're the stubborn type.
Hold on, I knew you signed emails.
Fuck it, I'm not gonna read it.
I'm just signing it.
of
the
of
the
of
Oh
Hell yeah
I can't fix that no, I'm fine right here. I just right here is bright. I can't take shot
You can take any damage you want.
We're off to a terrible start.
Stick! Move!
You got it!
This was the first time I told you to destroy my facilities and kill my men.
I thought he was doing his laser beams
This is so stupid.
Take that, the fucker!
Thank you.
Hi, Drain.
Wait, hi.
I didn't have last night.
She got so much health.
What?
Great.
My heart is beating.
It's just a little bit.
I think the game reviews are online overblown or accurate.
All the reviews that are like 77 range I think they're pretty accurate.
Anything that says it's under that, anything that says like 4 out of 10 is accurate, but
it's just like what are we saying.
That's just like fake as fuck, but anything in the 70 range, I get it.
I think those are pretty accurate.
70 to 80.
Save it to you.
This is vertical view on mobile and you can turn from kind of a couple weeks ago or a month ago.
Big enough for you, Victor?
Let's rip this tin can open.
Take those bravers!
I'll lose their cars!
Cover me!
You're not going to murder us?
No, no.
There. You're not hitting me.
That would have stunned him!
That's so ass.
Oh god, I think I'm gonna fail here.
I-
What's happening?
You're behind the car?
Oh, okay, that's gonna be a nice place.
Oh, I guess we'll help, dummy.
Okay.
One more, son!
Oh yeah!
All you guys!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
I don't know if he's gonna ever die
Oh, I thought he was done
Don't lose, I went, I've gone this far, don't lose man
Oh, oh, oh
Okay, we're good, we're good, we're good
No, we're not good
Oh, shit, oh shit
What?
I saw you.
Don't panic, man.
I'm gonna fight you.
I think I'll fight the misleaders in this game.
I suppose I'm doing a QTE here but I skipped them because I don't like QTEs.
That was too bad, I died once, I think.
I'm going to kill you.
You gotta get out of here!
I'm about to kill this man.
I don't care how many are dead just send whoever's left
Stranger things up do it that was good jazz
I wonder how the world would perceive mutants in real life.
Would it be like Trask?
Yeah, future.
Think this ends with you.
Everluse.
Just stop!
Finish it.
I won't do it.
You can watch as I reach the world.
That was for me to decide.
It's turning like this guy isn't a good person.
I'll mute it for a written discipline that represents segregation and racism, so yeah,
same shit would happen.
Yeah.
Basically.
What are you about?
A security test gone wrong.
That's a good plan.
You're a trasc now?
Wife's gonna love that.
Only for as long as it takes.
I need to transfer everything in my name.
I cannot have two of these.
Clean this up.
Come on.
Come on.
Just took everything from us, so we shall take everything from him.
What he used to destroy we will use to build.
You know, we're off to a hell of a start.
This has to be the halfway point.
This feels like a solid middle.
Woo! That's a fit right there.
Cause like we killed Trask, and now clearly Nathaniel's like going off the rails, so he's probably going to be our next target.
Well actually that's not sure cause we're about to get attacked by ninjas, but...
This looks good.
You're late.
Didn't realize we're on a schedule.
The Raven's getting cleaned up, and Victor's, uh, somewhere.
I don't know what happened between you and S6,
but it's got them in a mood.
Do me a favor.
Talk to them.
Especially Victor.
I know you hate it, but I rather he take his anger out on you than my bar
Hey
Look
Let me go in that
This
kind of think like this seems like a pretty nice stopping point because it
does feel very this feels very halfway you know and I wanted to I wanted to get
to a spot where I felt like it was halfway so that the next time I play it
I could beat it beat in two sessions this feels like a good
I think it's a good stop. I think it's a good stopping place. And then we'll bang out the
the other half tomorrow, or maybe we'll do it in three parts, this long part today, a
little bit tomorrow, and then a little bit the next day, because I still want to play
War Dogs because I'm a fucking addict, but I want to beat the fuck out of this game because
it's short.
I'm, dude, I'm, when it comes to beating games, when they're like 12 hours long, money.
Every time games are like 20, 30, 40 hours, it just can't do it.
Like, 12 hours is the money spot.
Hang on, let's swap.
Quit.
Bang.
And I think the boys are playing War Dogs still.
I'm gonna jump on War Dogs for a bit.
Probably for like an hour until I'm gonna go and exercise or something.
Oh my god, chat's slaying more ways!
That was probably so loud for you guys, oh my god.
That was probably so loud, oh my god, because I had my gain on like a thousand bazillion
trillion.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
That's so funny.
that's
that's so funny
that
I'm in hell
That's not good. I've got to a good halfway stopping point. So I'm gonna chill and I'm gonna pick at it tomorrow and the next day
I think
Sponsored stream so you're doing yeah, I had a two-hour sponsor. I think I played for that's pretty sick
I played for nice five-hour banger though
How was it? It's good. It's it's getting slammed
I don't really know why but it's not like I got nine out of ten or anything. It's like that's I would say it's like a
Seven and a half or eight. Oh, you mean there are usually in slime
Yeah, like even like critics or it's actually critics are rating it worse than the people which is so backwards
What's that stuff? I'm gonna show it
There's more more more I gotta end YouTube being sniped. Sorry YouTube is going by my
I'm back on Twitch YouTube. Good luck out there.
I got to pack my eggs.
I'm just gonna fucking BFR dude.
Some guy took my armor and ran.
I'm not even a good bye message for YouTube, what?
That was my good bye message, I think I'm a fucking corner.
Fuck, there's Blueberry next to me.
Some people think it's just because backfire from Sony cancelling physical releases.
I don't know if I'm gonna go TK
Oh, you think anything Sony makes is just getting slammed because of physical copy bullshit?
That's crazy, dude
Petty, motherfuckers
Ilya
How do you have so needed to do that bro, no, like, nobody cares about physical fucking
games, bro.
What are we saying?
I just got off, Satch.
No.
Do I even make computers or consoles with drives anymore?
Like this drive?
What's the fucking point?
Let's go feel out the competition real quick.
Let's grab um...
Here's what we're gonna do.
I know what we're gonna do.
We're gonna grab a kit.
We're gonna grab an M4 kit.
Oh, I have the Stinger on.
And then we're gonna grab a truck and we're gonna drive laundry
And for I'm grabbing a girl gonna do some laundry. Do you want me to eat anything?
Okay
Dude, I can't wait to play on a hardcore like realism server in this game
I can't wait to play in a hyper realism
Oh, I can't wait, dude.
Like, you can't respawn hardcore?
Well, I'm talking, like, squad, you know?
Like, I'm talking, like, having the AO two or three times the size of this.
Like, I want the AO to stretch out to, like, here.
I want this whole thing to be the action zone, and I want to fight over large conflicts
And I want to you know, I don't want it to be like Zergy like it is now
Like I don't want it to be like Zerg rush spawn die spawn die get a new kid spawn get a new kid die
Spawn get a new kid die. I want to have like you know a large map
At 3-4 times the size, limited vehicles, only X number of them.
If they blow up, that's really big impact.
Um, maybe each player only has 3 lives or something.
I want it, like, more mill simi, like closer to ARMA, I guess, is a better way of putting
it.
And we won't get that until, like, they do more community server stuff.
But I can't wait for that experience.
You can't wait for them to give the community servers that flexibility, because that's what
I'm ultimately looking for when I play this game.
I think playing this game and shooting shit and making money and whatever is fun, but
the real fun is going to come from the community like support and the different designs of
gameplay.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
That's how bad PC parts are nowadays, is there a discount offer on main gear?
I mean, you could use a shroud, but...
Bro, PC market and costs affect everything.
It hurt, man. It hurt. It was so... It's so hard...
...to own a PC company...
...and say like, hey, check out our prices of our computers.
And just like, it's so expensive.
But everything's expensive. It's fucked.
It's fucked.
Like I honestly feel a little bad where I'm like dude you guys should like I want you
guys to get main gears I would love that you know I'm a co-owner of that company right
like I would love that but it's so hard for me to be like yeah just buy a $6,000
computer
I mean you could get two or three thousand dollar computers they just won't
be insane oh I wanted to frame Jen
What the fuck is that base?
Hold on, I'm gonna go back and feed one more with this truck.
I didn't realize we have two fobs, I'm gonna get a little bit more ammo there.
You could get a high end PC for three grand for sure.
I think, dude, I think buying a console is crazy work.
Like how much is like a,
how much is a really expensive console nowadays?
Like the best of the best.
Like a grand or something?
$1,000 bro, that's crazy.
They're just so, like...
It's nice because they, you know, they get some exclusive bangers, like PlayStation 5
gets some bangers, exclusivity, yadda yadda, but what the fuck?
But when I'm thinking about getting a PC or getting a gaming machine, whatever it is,
I'm thinking about, like, longevity.
I'm thinking about having something that's going to...
I'm thinking about flexibility and stuff, you know?
I always feel so restricted.
Like, I feel like a console.
Just...
You're just stuck.
I don't like that feeling.
I can't play WoW forever on a console, that's not true.
I was on the BlizzCon floor and they were testing gamepad support on WoW forever.
I'm not kidding, WoW forever was playable on a controller.
the uh... sports area
that doesn't mean it's going to be live on console though
no maybe not at first but i think wow forever will be on console
i feel like it's going to be on console like next year
why else would they be doing gamepad support for it i don't know
Are we making a blue team grid again?
Oh, I don't know, I'm just playing.
I wanted to drive a truck and then I wanted to kill some people.
Um, we're doing part one of that plan, which is driving a truck and we'll kill some people
now when I get back.
Tip, base.
Or tip, whatever.
Holy shit, there's so many people in base.
I'm just doing one more logi truck for our fob on the left here and then I'm gonna get
in there. Where's the fight, Tower One?
Okey-dokes. I'm going to run my ass over there. You think an Xbox such as PS5 can handle War Dogs?
This game is optimized extremely well, so yes. Oh my... Bro, you gave me a heart attack.
Holy shit!
Mark people in chat now, Bible's LMG, very good. LMGs are very, very good.
Very good. They're worth grinding for, if that's what you're asking.
They're all closed, careful.
The point of this game?
Drive around.
No, it's honestly the only point is to make money.
And then when you have money, you do stupid shit with your money.
That's the real answer.
So it's a life simulator. Precisely. Alright, we're going to drop this off and then we're
We're gonna go into the zone and fight some shit.
There's a lot less people playing War Dogs today, I've noticed, after my friend group.
I think everyone's not getting over it, but you know what I mean, we've played like 12-hour days.
Every day.
I'm not kidding, my friends have played this game like 12 to 16 hours a day every day since
it came out.
Like I at least took a day off because I did BlizzCon, but they have not.
They've just been grinding.
That hell is dead.
Ha ha ha ha ha
Alright, time to drive into the flight and see if this goes.
Are they all over tower one right now still?
Yeah, they're stealing the back right now.
Okay.
We need to take this and secure it.
I'm coming in right now to the truck.
We can jump over on this.
There's openings.
It's going right open.
We were so fucked.
Shut the hell up.
You didn't do that.
Stop coming.
That sniper's in the ring.
They're just sitting over there for 20 hours staring at our building.
I don't know what I really want to do here.
No, no, oh my god, I took out my fucking grenade!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
There's not much I can do here, cause like
You know?
Who is to my south? Who's ferned in our squad?
Who's that under me?
Do you guys have an open squad? Is that what's happening here?
Probably.
Okay cause I'm like, I'm like...
The guy under me is a random man?
No, I don't think so.
Are we not brawling?
Yeah we are.
I don't know who the fuck that is.
He's in the apartment building.
It's the Patrick, Jeremy, Captain, Flappie, me, DFX, 9-hour, sub-god, and Tiger, which is you.
Flappie and DFX are just like some weird stuff.
What's that?
I'm trying to see if I can aid this roof, it's not really working, oh, that was good.
I don't know where the red is, they're not fucking coming from us.
Oh, you gotta get back in and get out either.
They're positioning it so you can, uh, get the cops you out of here.
Yeah, so, uh...
Did they ram you on the dude?
He took my arm, so the guy on the east end of the block was on his own.
He's on my right hand, because they just took my arm and stuff.
They just took my whole kit.
Are you stuck?
What the fuck, it's stinger.
That was such a waste of grenades.
It's probably in here.
Wait, we own the thing.
That was such a waste of grenades.
Looks like there's more.
Oh, I got jumped up.
No, the front buggy.
That looks like dead. Hold on.
The hot zone.
Someone's trying to stinger me, but...
They might be inside.
Okay, still there.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
One more. No, one in the back corner, so behind the barricade.
There's one guy, he's behind the hexa.
Hexco, or whatever the fuck they're called.
No, you went down.
Yay, I got some.
I got some for the guy.
There's a helicopter.
There's a helicopter.
There's a helicopter.
There's a helicopter.
There's a helicopter.
There's a helicopter.
There's always not enough bullets.
I've learned.
Welcome back.
Come and see what I can do for you.
for you
There's a bunch of people just in these
One of sixty hundred here for a no back in and out I did drive it so it popped me out of the actual wall
That's so annoying. Yeah, that's really good though. It's more proof
I was able to get out of it twice in a row without having any...
I said, I just want to see instead of like,
it's a lot more to prove...
That's fucking...
There's so many enemies on pain, by the way, and I'll be telling you that there's something...
It's not, it's not more than just a quarter of protection in the case of...
I might take off Streamer Mode, dude.
I'm so tired of fucking not seeing your guys' names.
I hate it.
It's not like Streamer Mode doesn't even know this thing.
Yeah, it does, like...
What does it actually do?
It hides...
It hides someone.
It presides the names on the server when I hit escape.
No, it does not.
You just hide it, bro.
Click the little eyeball.
But it still shows the survey menu.
No, it does not.
Open up escape.
So what you have to do at the start of every match is click the eyeball to get rid of it.
I think if you have streamer mode off though, I think you don't have the choice to eyeball
it.
Like let me see, let me turn streamer off, I'm just gonna leave the server because fuck
it.
If I turn off streamer mode, let's see.
Yeah, yeah, so if I turn off streamer mode then the server is pot, you can see it.
Oh, except the cursor you just see survive.
I mean, I think it's also going to say every time we load into a new match.
Oh, so now the server mode turns the eyeball on before the server man.
Yes, yes, yes. I see.
Yeah, I just try to hide screen until I join the squad and I don't hit escape for the rest of the game.
Is that reset once again, Matt?
The eyeball does, you just have to hit escape and hit the eyeball again.
Well, I think at the end of the day it doesn't matter because not everyone's private on steam and then like people let their mods with their
viewers in and then those guys just chain private steam.
Yeah, it's just a chain.
Which is like, yeah, like these guys are cooler or whatever, yada yada, but it's just like, it still just brings a bunch of bullshit.
Who the hell built this super fob, by the way?
They're sure though, literally fucking, I think it's green.
No, this blue one, this is great.
They're great fob.
I like how the streamer mode doesn't even like hide what it needs to hide and hide stuff
that they don't need to hide.
No game and no developer has been able to figure out a good streamer mode and I don't
understand because we're like high we're right here we can tell you all the answers to make
it good.
I'll never understand like you have this you have this unlimited pool of knowledge
and it's us. Yeah, but last dreamers are dumb too, so it's like...
It's shot in the ass too. That's fair! You're not wrong. You're not wrong.
You think they're actually gonna attack us?
Yeah, if we do more logi, we could keep this here the whole time.
Yeah, it's like it's more than everyone's look.
Yeah, we're going to need to revamp the issue and remove the options.
There's a good shot.
It's an attack.
What the hell was that?
It's a game mix.
Oh.
I've never seen it.
I've never seen it.
I mean, he were battle buddies for a while.
You guys want to roll out of here?
I don't look like they're coming to attack us
Yeah, we could for a while we had a stake is the numbers, but
We're way ahead. I still don't know where like all these red guys are
There's some in tower two for sure that guy's a god that guy is an actual
He didn't miss a single
me
every single blow is in my head
the six of them
chad you got a sniper?
right now? yeah
no
i'm off the tic-tacal
bought it three times
since i had every landing and fucking
braged onto the assault
and then i killed 19 of them
i'm gonna be, i'm gonna be excuse me
wait outside, outside
are you fucking killing all those guys?
Jesus Christ, we just killed it with bullets!
I think it was gonna hit by the sea was at the same time, and me.
Dude, this game is so fucking loud, by the way. Like, every time I-
It is so loud and chaotic.
Every time I play, I feel like it gets louder.
I kinda love it, though. I kinda love when it just goes insane all of a sudden. It feels like war, bro. Fucking explu-
It's just focus.
I can't fucking hear my thoughts.
I don't have any of those, so.
There was a guy in the center.
Honestly, just carrying those things at all times, Chad.
The thermal things is so OP.
Yeah.
They're pretty busted.
Always know like what's going on around you.
It's actually crazy.
Anyone carry them when I'm doing a salt, I just like pop them around big time bites and
like all the bushes and look around
Oh, I think I just saw someone behind you, so I think it should bring back
You shut up. He let you guys pass
What the fuck
Patience he literally was couchwalking
Maybe it's a little bit of a mortar, but there's a lot of them, like...
Oh, wow.
It's got tagged up.
That's a lot of ground.
Really far on these trees here.
Snapping over there.
It's across the water.
Pop a stimmy.
Get crazy
Yes, I'm just in I'm with you so God
Are we drilling again we are
scheme is
Oh
Let's push these guys clear the head I think they really need to add like late counter drill or something or like what's accurate
So you can fight
Yeah, but the church playing from one shot
There already is you can counter almost everything in the game with mortars if you just react
Yeah, there's a counter for everything in this game, and it's just about do you want to try. Most people don't want to try.
Like, they hear...
Well, yeah, like, they hear, like, oh, there's a counter to everything, and they don't believe it, but in reality, like, if they just do the thing that's the counter, that's it. You've done it. It's done.
But everyone just, like, is so... Zoomer-brained, I think they just want to run it down and fight.
Yeah, they want to just fight and focus on their own shit.
I got a level support and I got a level assault, you know, they don't do that shit.
Okay, there's a guy with the santer, bro, that's fucking awesome.
He's sniping on that church corner, the square corner, looking at you guys, good above.
I'm trying to mortar him, but I keep missing.
Damn.
I'll be square?
I'll be...
I'm not dying.
Oh, cause you're out, Daniel, close.
I'll get past work.
I'm mortaring his body.
I was hoping that guy killed you.
I don't see him.
I don't see him.
That's a dud.
Well, because then I could rescue you again.
Double XP.
Damn.
five in the next week
There's could be a guy in the church and we've cleared it
They're all down in the houses still I think
Perfect I get to raise this guy the shotgun dire boy
Where
You should honestly get bonus money and medic xp if you yell clear in proximity voice
Yeah, that'd be so cool, dude
That actually isn't a terrible idea encouraging people to play full bird
Like encouraging our team by like yeah
It's not a bad idea at all
He had six men on him one fell there's a fire right here
My mortar it are you going shaman main and forever? I think so
or a scanner on something, anyone have a recon?
I do, I do.
What is the red dot on me?
Yeah, it's rare.
Any artillery or Bob, if I get the range.
I'm looking for it, I can't.
There's a winged it, bro.
Yeah, fuck yeah, winged it.
Do max range, 600 meters, 650.
There's another side of the crossroads.
There's another side of the crossroads.
You should be marking the map now.
Oh, no.
I'm not even really... oh it's not the right fucking thing.
Yeah that's the sand guy that just built up to kill me.
Alright, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Dude, these randoms are fucking off in our squad.
Oh yeah, let me mark the PC for you guys.
Just load that, okay?
What did I just do?
I'm going to load that right there.
You can easily get the right one.
Okay, what'd you say, Mike?
The fucking randoms are just up yapping in our squad.
I'm gonna say, these guys can't be out, but Austin can't be out.
Austin's great.
Dammit, Mike.
He's gonna spawn soon, I know it.
What do they even say?
Nothing, they're just loud, that's all.
So, what are we doing?
I
Am I hitting that it's like max range I might not be able to
We all would have died
Yeah, I saw the range, I can't hit it.
Can we use the mortars on top of our base to blow it up?
Like aim directly straight up?
Yeah, I think minimum is 100.
Oh, you guys got an SUV coming in.
I don't think it was a truck.
I
Just fall server lag
That's all over in it's pretty good
I
Thought over it was solid we got to go back
Uh, it's max range over there in the mortar. I can't really hit it.
Oh gee.
Right here.
Maybe hit their mortar? Here.
I just somehow slipped up.
Are you screaming fire in the hole and why would you get that extra little range?
I swear I-
I was just standing there, man.
And then it just, yeah, it just looked me all the way around.
Oh, did you guys take Ther- oh, you took it.
I think so.
Okay.
We picked this up on you.
So I'm losing money.
You're literally-
Oh yeah, you got it.
Yeah.
No, I appreciate it.
I'm just gonna go back to the car.
I'm just gonna go back to the car.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I appreciate it.
No, no.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I appreciate it, but...
You think I lose money if I supplied you at UTK?
No, I think you just gave me a hit, and I dropped the hit shield.
I think you actually hit so.
You're not making me a lot of cash, Jen.
Well, there's nothing to hit, Mike, okay?
Tower 1, can you hit that?
That's our steal.
They didn't take the FOD back.
They still have mortars there.
They took it back.
They did.
You got that fancy just soon.
No, we still have blue mortars, don't we?
You see them?
I see them, like, but I don't think we own them.
I mean, if there are, is there a...
When they be a different color?
Or disappear?
They should, I don't know.
Maybe a bug?
Blow it up anyway, fuck it.
Cause I shot it a minute ago and we still owned it.
Cause there's a guy there, but we owned it and I lost more money.
Why don't I have it, man? You're a millionaire.
Green's got a fob. Ooh, what's that green fob?
It's uh, this is our fob, but they took it.
And one guy just spinning around here.
Shot, can I blow that?
Back here.
There's people all over behind him.
There's two of them, one just came to kill me in the back.
Two enemy artillery tanks, I don't know how they should be used on my body.
Is the spawn vehicle murderable?
The green?
No, no.
Probably.
The body, southwest.
I'm checking the sonic.
What the fuck in the building? The bottom. I thought you were spotting it.
Oh, it's...
Yeah, it's just our lives.
I didn't realize you'd ran out of the place, they're back at night, just gonna do some good work
We're getting mortars in front of my house
Nine, are they mortaring out of there?
No, no, I just go to room one
What are you doing?
Sorry, war sounds, what'd you say?
You're all dead
Northwest, 300
We're getting mortars from northwest of those 5-9, can you fly over and spot it?
Northwest and Northwest of this problem
So 300 meters
Where are you see him on the bottom right Bob
It's probably the red I'm a serious the red Bob I kind of need to get back
Oh
That's kind of
He's pretty funny I guess if we have a fucking what's a cold day there's two in there
I was like I have a ghillie in there
I got a ghillie
Is that for the max level assault? No, it's the FAO
FAO is really good
These are bad with a ghillie suit
They're trying to match my full squad. Oh my god. What the fuck? What the fuck?
They're on top of me!
There's no way to full team. Oh my god. I'm so sad.
Full team on me. Literally a full team on me. Just out of nowhere. I'm so pissed.
I'm so fucking pissed.
They're looting my boy, I think.
Careful, I killed- or someone killed someone to the left, so they're definitely rising
to the left.
The guy's on my body still.
He's by the truck.
Maybe behind it?
I don't know.
I killed him too early.
They're mugging us in.
They killed each other, they muggered us.
Kind of over, I don't see any, I see them on the...
That was one of them just died that killed me.
This house?
The next house over.
Clear!
You gotta yell it.
Oh my god, I said I told them on the other side.
Wow, we don't have to change the question.
I'm gonna change my saviour in that house.
He's right here on the left floor.
All we're gonna do is jump to the back too, Southwest.
Yeah, I hate these fucking buildings.
Yup, I hate them.
That's the right emotion.
They're so ass.
More than the bushes?
I think I'm on the broken floor.
Yeah, I think more than the bushes.
I hate the bushes so much more than this fucking house.
At least you can clear the bushes.
Yeah, there's no clearing this. You're not gonna spend the whole minute on every corner of every building.
and they love their bathrooms
what floor is this apartment that's going on?
I'm pretty sure it's that one
that's the first broken one
Fuck
Oh, so I'm not gonna...
F*** you, cuck...
HAHAHAHAH
I was...
I was fighting this guy on the roof, but he f***ing walked into his own claymore
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Oooooohhhh...
That's it
These two chickens are random
I don't know
That's...
He's your he's your battle buddy. I know he's yeah, I know every time every direction I go. He's there. I don't mind I
Got no clue who McChicken is
Justin inspired me yesterday
Did you get a big chicken?
Got a quarter of an eye on there.
That's nice.
I killed the mortars.
I envy you.
There's guys in these buildings here, northeast of me.
On red, white pink.
That's the fucking local hot zone.
Oh, they're driving hot zone.
Missed every shot?
Nothing all they are is too easy to use I think I think the game is just too easy
but I get it I can't imagine trying to get into a game that's too hard and you're
playing with economy.
We're getting clunky murdered.
Uh, white bus.
How is he that close, but I didn't shoot?
I'm so confused.
So there's a fucking sniper on top of the stadium, some rat shit.
Yes, fucking with me.
I can't really move from here.
Oh it's prosthetic, I never went into TK and he's right next to me again.
of the
why are you yelling in your building are you fucking stupid
on that
over
of
That's... dude, why would s-
Hmm. Hmm.
Is he in a building? No, I just- the guys just keep giving away my position, yelling,
like, he's in your building, in your building! Like, no fucking shit he's in my building!
Shut up! What do you mean?
I'm the RTTM, this is Monty Core. It's in the Monty Core base.
What? It's in midway, uh, halfway, I'm on the way over here to the drone now.
Oh, he's saying Manicor, Monticor.
I was so confused.
Um, uh, hello.
I'm gonna fly.
There's a green fog down.
It's time for all the way across.
All the way.
all the way across, all the way, and then we'll uh, switch to the other side.
What'd you say?
I thought you were getting your little bird doing another terror.
No, I'm on the ground for a little bit.
Wait, Green has artillery, I can blow it up.
Shot in the back, Patrick in the road, across the road in the trees.
There you go, now we're talking. Like, what do you think?
It's not gonna work.
It only makes sense that you're like the best pilot in the game.
Well, not me, but I'm all right.
Have you ever heard of Silk?
I've heard of the word on the streets that you are.
Have you ever watched Silk play?
Uh, no.
Well, so whatever you get to...
I've never heard of which, so...
Well, if you ever get some free time, go watch Silk.
That guy is a machine.
he does not care he does not care I don't have a parachute so I have to lay in this
bitch
oh there's an enemy fob here okay they're gonna be looking at us so just get ready
I hit him
I don't even know if they're here
I don't know if they're one of them
I don't know if they're there
I don't know if they're there
I don't know if they're there
Behind those
Yes, there's some of us
There's some of them
There's some of the wall
They're not even in here
I don't have any harvest, I'm just bush camping.
I'm just going to lay here for a second.
There's no back gate.
What?
They're not air-opening.
Wow, that's heavy.
I'm going to send a person over there.
Pick up.
I took the gun.
Guy in a bush.
Farther that way.
Guy in like nine bushes.
How does he see me?
I guess we'll see it in a minute.
They made the bushes a little deep in.
You guys are both looking right at him.
He was behind a tree through a couple bushes.
I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's going on here, I don't know what's
going on.
So weird to play this game with so many less men.
I had jumped twice, that's crazy.
I think I saw a guy.
The fact is that releasing him is his teammates, so what?
Oh my god, so many people just dropped guys. So many people just dropped, I'm ripping.
of
I can't see past
Yeah, right here.
Does he peek?
Let's see.
The paint dropped like outside, is that a mic?
Yeah.
I'm wondering if there's a lot of them.
Yeah.
Apparently they're already on top of me.
There's a Morty driving in here right now.
He's driving in the river now.
There's two more.
Three more.
Three more.
Just drop it here.
Is that not a tank?
No, it's a Morty.
An artillery?
Yeah.
Dude, it's hard to make your money when I have a man.
The tank got out.
Or someone, yeah, find a tank.
I killed him, I killed him.
I got him.
He's walking over like an idiot.
I killed that guy, snap.
Chopper might be dropping people off might be freebies
Sorry we got flanks I see the checker
back left window everything flanked on my body from the electrical tower multiple minutes
yeah we are gonna flank Patrick that is true
one HP on the fucking fence he's one HP around the fence you just spam it you
just peek he's prone just spam it spam it back right
There's a guy on this fence to my left, Patrick.
Nice and alive.
Yeah, it's just on this fence.
Get the last second paddles.
All right, fuck my kid, are you...
Are you fun for me?
You get a refund if you're dead.
You still get it if you're dead.
I think if somebody touches your body though, then you find the place.
I'm just touching my face.
Yeah, so I don't believe it.
Did you do this?
No, no, he's...
No, yeah, I lost it.
I lost, I lost 80k that game.
Oh no.
No, no, no, this is my game.
Well like I basically started down 120k from my first couple lives, so, you know, I'll
take it.
I'm assuming we're sticking around?
Yeah.
No, I'm just probably getting this written real on my mind.
I'm done.
I thought that was like a decent amount of fighting now, at least.
Up to you guys. I don't mind. I joined late, so I don't know how the game felt, you know?
Okay, I personally said that one, it didn't feel bad. It was like a decent amount of people actually fighting on the teams.
I'll let Chad decide.
Chad?
I guess we're staying.
I went the color of blue.
I can't say how every gun unlocked will start with shipmags. Yeah
Who's making the squad?
Okay, you made it
Three of you guys
I joined... okay.
I think I won so.
That was really confusing.
Dude, you're talking squad hops so hard.
We're done with Charlie now.
I joined so many squads there.
I was really confused.
Dude, I'm just all jumping back and forth.
What's your pile of level, Mike?
We're gonna need a locket, so...
31, about to be 32.
Are you gonna make a chopper full of men right here?
Yeah, you're true, you're true, actually.
Sprint, you waggy fucking game. Sorry.
Now I'm late. Oh my god, I'm scarce.
Ah, my chopper's in the back.
Did you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw it.
It's okay, everybody will get in the game, bro. I believe.
Dude, it's so weird when the server locks up and lags.
So strange because
Like your inputs lag it's very it's like your inputs are server side not client side. Yeah. Yeah, whatever
I was in a heli the server lag when I was in W
Yeah, well, no one's getting that guy's early
Sorry, I was here all the first.
We gotta pull forward and like fucking slap it right on top of their face so they don't
get in.
Yeah, but like I flipped in my parking spot, you see?
Oh, yeah, that's not true.
They're getting in the little bird, they're running past it, they're...
All right, I'm leaving wait
That's how you fill a chopper up baby
We're full sorry
the chopper up for an exit they smashed into each other he lifted off but the guy was above
him and then both choppers went down they had nobody to get it that's hilarious that's good
one way to fill it up
we have three people one is 12k right there four people with no shooters
hey i don't know why you guys don't care why you fucking didn't know how to pan and shoot in
Let's chop her guys. Hello?
You gotta yell at him after I shoot at him.
That's a fair point. Make sure you get a fair shoot.
It's okay. I'll land us somewhere.
Hopefully safe.
Where do you want to go?
We can pick him up. Don't worry about it.
No, no, no.
I'll land you.
Okay, wherever you can safely land us.
Max will back speed.
Thank you. I'll just let him land us, guys.
Just let him land.
I'm gonna plant you first one.
We're good, we're good, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay, we're okay,
we're okay, we're okay.
Here, you can get out, you can get out, you're good.
Oh, my god!
Oh, no!
Just kill me!
Check out the guy!
Check out the guy!
What did they hit?
Man, I was in the air!
What did I hit man? I was in the air
They all survived except for McChicken my loyal friends
I'm so sorry McChicken. I don't know what happened. I had one too many
I wanted to fly back home now I'm fucking stuck here
I guess I could kill myself.
Whoa.
That's the enemy coordinates.
Wasn't that bad of landing, dude?
It was fine.
What is that gun?
That's sick.
Oh, yeah.
That's the fucking badass.
What is that map?
I need to get up there with the fucking recon thing later.
Murder these guys for me.
I
Killed everyone over there. Well, there's a guy there
That's like the last guy I can see over there though
Well right here raising
I got you Jeremiah the chosen one thank you Michael he already has me zero
Welcome back call me a priest
What do you go up there T4 armor? Oh, I don't know I wonder that but I would
Oh, you should ask a goodbye. I'll take you home.
He's gone up there like the best hour is looking sick.
He has no time.
Yeah, I'm two-three.
My men are banging, and I love that.
I love to see him work.
Got him.
That was...
You ricocheted him.
He was peeking through his heli.
I bounce it off the floor of the hell
Like the inner floor, that was fucking so cool
I thought I was gonna hit the fucking back on the screen
Jesus Christ, scared by that
I also just hit the back, that guy let everyone else in there
I'm extracting, I'm extracting
You guys are out in the woods there
He's just in between the trucks, I know he's about to kill you
Dude, that guy's insane, that guy's insane, that guy's insane
I
Marked
Yeah, that gun is a very fast rate of fire
It's just impossible to control the problem, I don't like five feet away from each other
I'm so happy when we're teaming up my game.
You have a defib?
I do, sir.
You're a sir.
Army of men.
There's another one in the trees trying to get you guys.
He's running.
I'm dead.
Not having a defib is ass.
Yeah, it's like what's the point of playing I like pink everybody at that tower that's trying to pop up
Yeah, he said he fit yes
He did 88,000 damage!
That's the way it is.
There's just two people who's playing the second time.
He's playing.
Here, Jeff.
Here, Jeff.
I shot him.
Oh yeah, he just scared me.
How many people are in your fucking building, Mattrick?
All of them, two different teams.
This is fucking great.
So, you got a blue ball?
There's nothing out in those woods.
I had a...
I'm looking out at you. Are you in Rizzo or not?
There's a sniper near us.
Looking out that way.
Oh man, I wonder what that...
That's alright, it happens.
Even the building was built there?
That's so cool.
Hell, he's landing back there too.
Oh, that's gotta be in the building.
I'm a snipe from f**k no where and what the f**k
The thing is, I think he's just building a chiseler
Here's a ghillie suit
He's got a ghillie, I don't think he's in the building
He's not having a ghillie, but...
Well he did, he showed me a kill cam
He showed you the head
That's great
I thought he shot you in the head and you didn't get a kill cam
I didn't know that was the difference
I didn't do that was the third time
I thought that was the third time
Nice shot, that's what it is.
Almost got a big ol' sack.
TJ's here.
I love TJ, I love TJ.
JJ
Things faster to swap the side armor reload
Stop me I'm what's sink easy
Okay
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, rock launcher that.
Go make chicken.
I gotta shoot it over there.
What are these, how is it doing?
Like I had people inside.
Was he just like trying to land?
Yeah, I was trying to land.
I'm good, I'm good.
I'm gonna grab the car, maybe just delay a sec.
There's a way to know what's going on.
He's going to the land again.
I'm going to rush him.
I'm going for it.
That's the same little bird out just shy away.
He dropped one.
He's marked.
He only dropped one.
He literally had it.
I think they do battle you roll up there. I did but I don't know where this guy is
No, that makes sense
Who's been running to the hot zone
Who's cheating oh my god, they think they think we're cheating
I think he thinks he called us all spinbotters.
Dude, I'm spinbotting, hell yeah.
Spinbotters.
My deep guys so low I can't even do the spinbotting for fun.
In some games they call like all e-botters spinbotters for some reason like, they're like,
oh I got spun, I got spun, and it's like, they're not even spinbottering, are you just saying?
Is spinbottering really only in Counter Strike 2?
I don't think I've seen spinbottering in the other game.
I'm seeing it. It's in several games. I don't know why it spins, but yeah.
Because it's just like, it's like keeping everything in your FOV pretty much just like constantly embodying everybody in 360.
Oh, I see. Actually, that makes sense too. That makes a lot of sense, huh?
And on your screen, it doesn't actually spin, obviously. It's like, it's actually spinning your hitbox around the screen, and a lot of people are just like, it's opening.
And...
Herge, yeah.
If I wanted to spin on my screen...
He's not gonna let me throw up.
You guys don't have to.
Do you think you guys can catch up so you can...
Dude, I love how often we get called cheaters.
And I just, I don't get it.
It's not like we're doing something immaculate.
We're just...
All we're doing...
We're doing actual embodying like, well, heck, I did it.
Really?
Yeah, we had an actual cheater today in like a few seconds.
I need to close this server real quick after we call them out.
Was it a spin bot or was it a...
No, it was like a... anytime you camera is at...
I put a bandage on top of my data in the head.
It was definitely a bot.
He was like spamming everybody's radio.
He would maybe use to kill food and he would be then killing like four people through a wall at once.
I got him. It's healed.
I must be active, Clark, right now. He's waiting.
Thank you.
Hello, sir.
Adam.
Dingle Thorpe.
I don't want his fence, I want his fence line.
Aw, on the train tracks, prone and the...
He's under the train!
He's under the train, whoever I just rest over here.
He's underneath this train.
I need an adult.
Tracks.
Kill those two.
Clear under the train, by the way, he's prone.
In the middle of it.
That's crazy.
That is some rat shit.
I'm like a little rat shit.
What's that sound like about it?
It's a nine. You bitch.
Clear it out.
I'm on my mark.
Oh, you guys all ran the other direction.
Yeah, I was hoping there'd be more people here, but...
There's two up there, Kevlar. Last one right up there.
Thank you.
Lot of guys are going to the other direction.
I'm coming to you.
Don't kill 9, please. He killed me.
He's like, what the...
He's baiting his teammate.
What? Where's my team?
Like a bitch.
Baiting him? He's on the ground dead.
Yeah, you're baiting him.
You're baiting your team, nine?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It's on brand, honestly.
I don't know that.
I shouldn't have said anything.
God damn it.
The warehouse, the second one.
You're about to dismantle all of these poor guys.
Oh, man, guys.
Just a second, sir.
I mean you guys were I'm not gonna lie this hot zone right now
I don't want to eat it my kid
and I had to join the other team, there's 35 people in blue.
Can you put items in your recommended slot or whatever? That first slot?
You can just put your like, preset of what you like to buy in there, is that not possible?
There's a lot that have to play on this, so...
Like a new eye needs a complete overhaul.
He's spamming the lock!
I guess spamming the lock could've been a good idea.
can we kick our randoms whoever made the squad
so I could just like lock in
yeah get rid of the chicken, the tracks
I don't think it affects anyone of us.
No, you can blindfold them all over.
You don't have to party to them.
What about Conway's Conway?
Uh, yeah.
It's the scammers that are changing the name.
The scammers don't have to follow.
I'm getting more of you.
Oh, you can affect them in time.
Where do you want to go, Patrick?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I was just talking to the T.J.
Where's T.J.?
Oh, right there.
Uh oh, he died.
To a fuck, you got ran over. T.J., we're coming to save you, buddy.
I know you got ran over.
Okay, mortar.
You're on the roof. Oh my god, on the roof.
I don't think I should be. Hold on.
I just got jumped out.
Okay, he's dead on the roof.
I see him, I see him. He's on our dead body.
He's on this dead guy.
In front of you guys. On our teammate?
Yeah.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
I see him.
on her teammate
yeah
yeah
uh... you have hot drops on you
one of my
all might go on
Hey, you've got Seaman's brother, E-man.
Seaman, E-man.
E-man.
E-man.
E-man.
E-man.
Chad, you good?
You want to save you?
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Save me!
Oh, someone's snagging.
Yo, what, your chitchat, do you have a parachute?
Yeah.
Can you drag me off?
What the fuck is this?
I got mortars today.
Okay, I can't.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
I'm going to get shaped for eating like six mortars, you know?
Oh my god.
Your body, dude, your body was just hanging off.
Well, they said I'm falling.
That's true.
Get my mortar here, Hallie.
I don't know.
Nah, that's fine.
They probably already, like, lost the range.
Oh.
Oh
No
I'm in the thing
No, I pulled you out. Okay. I just don't want your body like pop off the edge
You know how am I gonna do you need to save this guy? I guess I don't know
I don't know where it is. Oh, I knew I know where he is
Start the engine start the engine jump out
That's the one that was at the new land drop monster.
He might be on another smoke stack.
He's still shooting.
Green spawn vehicles over here.
He's like directly east somewhere, I'm pretty sure.
He's gotta be pretty high up if you can see me.
I was like, I'm on fire.
I should go right east.
apartment building
I'm gonna turn the engine on
He's got to be in the tree liner
Yeah, I think I see him in the trees down there. It's like running
I got a nice one down.
Are you paying him?
Uh, yeah, yeah. I think he's marked.
Oh.
Yeah. He's running around in the trees.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, he's got a friend next to him. He's spotting for him.
They're both dead. They're moving out. They're not. They're moving out.
I hit two alone.
There's two of them there.
I hit them like both one each or so.
Take those on the ground again.
Yeah, they're gonna order it again.
This guy's been riding my car.
Is there even a point of going back up there? Am I gonna blow up?
I fell down.
I fell down.
I didn't notice about that thing.
I mean, I've been shooting at any of these guys.
They were singing the string, guaranteed.
They're like, oh, he's up again.
Let me fucking blast him with the mortar.
I didn't peak that side.
Someone else is having him
How do they have such an accurate murder on that?
They cheat and use a website
I'm killing these murder guys this guy is
It's red red Bob. Yeah, I killed him. It was just one guy
I quickscoped a guy that tried to trick me earlier and I didn't think it was pretty sick.
Did you get on our D-Biner now?
I'm not yet, so I'm just fucking...
Did you ask who's sniping me while you were hiding behind a wooden fence?
He's on the red.
Are you on red?
Yeah, I'm on red.
I think he was a red guy.
I was snipping a red guy around the building.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
I'm a sniker.
I don't know.
It was a green guy on top of the warehouse.
Red's kind of owning it.
I don't know where they're at.
Oh, they got to be in the hot zone.
they're here man they live here yeah where my whole squad is just fucking
modern nonsense that makes sense
you in the fucking alley yeah okay just beat me
It doesn't work dude, it's my license.
Armour pen is in the doom, man.
I just catch that guy and he cladded the guy behind me.
Oh my gosh.
Oh it worked, some one HP.
That was mean.
It absolutely works.
Holy shit.
I didn't even hear the headmarkers on me.
I got fucking rolls
S-Armor 18 in my gun
Absolutely destroyed
You're an armor?
No, not me my chopper 20 speed
Oh
Yeah, fucking MP 49
Yeah, I use roll on house because I like I like when the chopper feels more like a
Having roll on the mouse makes it feel like the chopper.
It just makes it feel real, you know, a little bit more real.
But Yaw makes really good sense if you want to have really good aim.
My aim is just kind of average of this thing.
There I go.
There I go.
I hit him up there.
Was that you?
No, it was me.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That was me that you just shot at.
How fast?
Dude, one mag.
He one magged me.
And I'm out.
Did you get that thing?
He literally one magged me.
I don't know what I'm doing here, but I'm just going to get out of here.
I'm just gonna get this.
Hopefully no one's fucking at me.
I drop my blow up here, but I don't care
there
he used gc
oh nevermind
i thought you used gc
to swap out on our
well that's a wrap for me
that's a wrap for me
and
you destroy this red bar
yeah baby I don't know
Every match on my anti-air is out of control?
Well you gotta keep the anti-air in control, right, that's kind of the whole point.
The anti-air is out of control in your lobby, that just means no one's keeping it in check.
Mike, give me ride, Mike!
Okay.
Help!
Help!
Help!
Can you patch me up, Don?
I found another red fob right outside the zone, you can probably climb both of those.
You can do it from inside, but thank you.
Nah, Doc, I do it this way.
Red's outing.
You put one top of like one of those stacks but not the main one?
Are you recon?
Yeah, I'm trying to do big ones.
You're not a recon guy I'm trying to level so I get the word on
the guy that gets in there yeah I'm level only a level like seven recon I'm
level 102 my recon three yeah
fly up in levels if you just like you know play recon for the games try to be
right now for the game
yeah honestly recon is fucking cool especially with the thermals
fuck this guy
that guy's got rocket pods
just put me in one of those smaller little pps over there
not the main one
I'm going to do this from there.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
It's the same problem, Mima.
I guess it's fine.
I thought you wanted this little...
This is fine, this is fine.
You want the little one or the small one?
The small one.
Uh-oh.
That was hard to hear.
No, this won't work with this guy in there.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Go to the other one. Go to one of the other ones.
So, cross the map.
Cross the map for me.
You think it?
Oh, you're going to attack me.
Yeah, I'm going to be on my right.
Oh, look, these ones?
And one of these.
I guess we'll get some good recount from here.
OK, that guy's literally in our base.
That's not really our base.
It's just the bomb.
Well, that went well.
OK, just OK.
Fuck your smokestacks, Jeremy.
Have a laugh.
What do you mean, Michael?
Two.
This one, I'll fall back.
I'll just...
I'll just...
I'll just...
How about you put me on a smoke stack?
I'll just...
I'll let you get on my smoke stack.
I'm not kidding when I say that you're dropping me on it with a different one. I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll bang it.
Okay, okay.
This time, don't get fucking on a CG.
I ain't playing with my board.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
It's time to stim you when we get close so you can perform better.
Can we go assault red, pop, and win the game, thoughts?
Yeah, but Jeremy wants to go on a fucking smokestack.
yeah because I need to recon XT you're just gonna die they have a rocket
heli they have a normal your fuck
go to the other one
well he killed one of our heroes
I think he spent more money.
Okay.
I'm killing it.
There's a guy right next to everybody.
Next to our base.
All by himself.
That's 6-0?
Close enough.
Is that a lift or something?
No, he's like in the...
Jeremy, I got RPG to get again.
He died of a green guy.
There's a green guy over there now.
I had overshot big time.
Like big time
There's a very good chance he locks on here, but I'm gonna try to LLS
It's an M2, Jeremy!
Hide, Jeremy!
You're done, no more smokestacks for you, you're done.
What, dude?
You're done.
Dude, he's hiding underneath the smokestack with an M2 before I play.
This guy literally knows everything about my fucking life, bro.
Where's the Zeph?
Jeremy, get a gun, I'm putting you on fucking this tower.
you're kidding about killing me
when you were red wasn't it
me and tj fought for eight or for like a tower
i'm gonna get you tower one
and you're gonna fucking murder them all
i'll hide this in sks with armor piercing
the recon
good son
good
how about you desync the fuck out of me
but you just like swung out
i gotta go get up
i tried to
e-man tried to fucking kill me
You're making me lose money, Jeremy. I've never lost money before. You're the reason.
You're green M4, guy. You're literally throwing.
You've never lost money before? I've never had a game where I've gone
negative, but this is the game. No shot. No, I've promised.
See, it's making shit up the line. I've promised. I've never run negative.
I'm negative now, though. Welcome to the spot, Jeremy.
Where is this guy?
I don't know if he dropped us this.
You need to go negative if you got people to talk to.
It's not there.
I'm going down, bro.
I'm bored.
Let's look.
Well, the Jeremy keep draining.
He ain't draining.
Mike, if I die here...
The Jeremy keep draining, am I?
you mean if you die here like it's my fault you're the pilot dude this is all
external functionalism like immediately shifted to you you're the pilot I'm not
in control of the situation yeah but don't just not safe it's not a safe
battlefield you know when the pilot says it's not safe
it's just a little smoke stack bro i promise we can probably get on it right now
okay you want to go on it? okay
nah i don't really want to go on it
okay all right man
not gonna get on there anyway
just for a little longer to get ahead of me
i don't want to fucking send this thing to the earth
because here
oh wait oh shit you're not perishing me you're just fucking dropping me on top of
this thing with these people
yeah man so with these people
Actually, let me know when
You're so dead do it do it do it you're so dead you're so dead
You're so dead
I hate it here I think shots are cut and if I can get just enough damage to meet a king
I'm running at their base.
It's me chicken you guys take them out of the team.
How many fucking anti airs do these motherfuckers have?
I don't know these slits on the reason why they're dead.
I'm tried my best, Ben.
My damn light, you're fucking frozen.
I came here to just get you out of the next piece of shit.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Oh my god, there's another anti-air on this fucking white roof.
Oh, it's a stinger.
I got one of them.
The stingers came alive on this apartment tonight.
God, shot a lot.
As I was very sure he was.
Oh, you shoot at that.
if we're gonna parachute we gotta go like miles in the sky it's a kind of stealth mission
type of shit
you want to try again?
if you got force I mean you luck my money I'm down
I'm so I'm so down
yeah I mean the AP round is pretty cool it's anyway so you like the sound which doesn't
matter that much and I uh
wait the recoil is a lot better
There's a rocket heli.
Trying to camp where helis.
Oh, it's a rocket heli V rocket heli.
Oh, this is sick.
I'm watching this battle unfold.
Hold on.
We got to watch this.
We got to watch this.
You just gave up, dude.
So, yeah, watch the house.
Watch the fog here.
It's like a wild west storm.
This is the worst.
It's like standing in the street, shooting each other in the open, they go still.
They are not going to kill each other, I can tell you that right now.
These guys are going to run around.
They're getting super close to each other, they're f***ing manning up.
Our guy has the advantage, he still has to go to base for the resupply.
He's leaving.
He gave up!
Wait.
Hold on.
I think it's awesome.
I don't know how to hit one.
Oh my god.
Get this devil away from me.
Oh, that's the other devil.
That's the other devil.
Thank you, cookies, milk.
You made cookies?
You're trying to fatten me up.
I hear you
You should take the father yeah, those guys wasted like $15,000 shooting at each other
I was nobody walking a father. There's just like five long order that just don't get out of their mortar
Well, they're just a blue dying around there. What do we do if they see us right now?
Probably just fucking oh wait, there's people at them. There's people at her base at the base
Yeah, they took it over while we were in front of them.
You want me to land on it?
It's crazy.
I think it's starting to parachute again.
Oh, why did it cancel?
Oh, they're on the roof here, Maya.
Good.
Here, Maya.
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.
No, it's too far.
I got another one.
Watch this. This is why you get the other parachute.
you missed
oh he's off the list
it's all good dude, no problem
you're dead
you're dead
that was the worst
the worst adventure for the game
you're dead up there
holy fuck dude
Oh my god, the three guys on that 30's! Holy shit, they're all on my body!
That's comical, bro.
They were all on my body so quick. Save Jeremy, please.
Oh, you risen? You risen? You risen?
Help!
Save him.
Holy shit, that's so funny.
Literally.
Dude, that guy looted you immediately.
He started all of them.
We're looking at your bodies that are out of the corner.
Did you hit them on the wall?
And then your pants should fell.
I don't have a diesel, but I can't lose Jeremy.
He's got to be able to do that.
His guys are all so poor.
Holy fuck, that's funny.
It should not be this funny, but it is.
Yeah, but literally.
He's getting psyched out.
He's just going to be with one person.
They're using smoke for that.
Killing the rain.
I'm killing the rain.
I'm just killing the rain.
He's dead.
I'm going to die, Clint.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What the heck man?
Man?
It's so big man.
You can't see any fucking smoke here.
There's a hatch as well.
Oh shit.
What the heck is this thing?
It's like crying.
Look at the doors on the window.
It's kind of smart with that.
It actually is like a really smart little thing.
Oh man, that was wild.
Wild, uh.
That was a good one.
My click.
I'll be right back.
You're so loud, you can reclaim smi-clips!
The water's not off.
You see how he's got the fucking bombs.
Yeah, one of them grabbed my helmet and one of them grabbed my M4 and I was trying to
grab my bag
hold on, what's the freak on it?
Mike, wanna give me a picker?
I'll be fine with that
I'll be here now.
Holy fuck.
So funny, man.
Oh, shit.
You have a parachute?
I need it.
You're taking a one-way trip.
Just drop me over our team's base and I'll be fucking jumped out of our resume.
Honestly, you're not... you better fucking go to enemy's house or whatever.
Enables.
Oh, hit him in the head.
You want to land on this roof and fuck with him?
I'll see a guy.
One more.
I got the other one.
Oh, you got the other one?
He's back!
back
oh
look you up with you with you they have a fucking sea whiz on that side
Okay, hold the ladder for a second
Well, he just fucking cried that sea was destroyed by six
This is fucked
Don't tell me you died
No, we're not the sewers is in here. It's far far out. I didn't know you're trolling. I mean I'm
Oh, I fell down to you. You're the very bottom. Oh, no
Okay, don't beat that size the sewers is like far out
What a disaster
Oh, much good with fucking parents to you.
Is there even a world I could save you in?
No, I mean, just play the root.
Let me see if I chop my blades with a fix.
I hear mortars, dude.
Oh, they're climbing up to you, I hear them.
This is so scary!
I don't have any bolts, I don't have any bolts, I don't have any bolts!
oh no but you're someone else's kid is that yeah I don't have my own kid I'm
just trying to make it work
he's got one bag I'm dead
okay I got this guy's pistol he's a revolver dude what am I supposed to do with that
oh that's got him
Chad how'd you get in there
they had a revolver Lee what the fuck is that even a revolver to the game
he had a revolver
Yeah, so they're fogged.
I'm sure right now it's like...
It's a little former guy here on the stairs, hold on.
Just gotta turn into me, so good luck.
Wanna hit that fog? Hit where it hurts?
Yeah, try.
He's still just looking, he's just looking at me right now.
I'm dead.
I got naked from the inside.
This is suck my ass.
I'm coming back.
I'm going to go play the scene.
I was fucking yelling like, Chad, what's going on?
So, could you even get me like down here or something?
There's a big old fob over there.
The MSC was the...
I'm sure it'd be fun.
Should jump up or explode?
The CWIS is like right here, so...
you
Oh, yeah, I need to redo my kind of
Get in my chopper
Wait, you go fast enough
You go fast enough and I enough they won't be able to fucking
That works too I need to start bringing a gun and like one mag
I think it was in here or is over here is one of these two
Pretty sure it's here though.
Oh yeah, I think it was right there on red ping.
Yeah.
I need to bring like a 1911. Yeah
No, that's not cool. Why is there a guy? Okay, that guy's sniping for sure.
This was August fucking stream science. I'm gonna try to fight that CWIS guy.
I don't think he's off, he's off, he's holding the gate, two of them.
There's a guy like outside, he's on the left.
Oh, oh, oh, in the trees to the right, out in the open somewhere.
That's the guy that was shooting at me.
He's just out in the fucking field by a tear pressure region.
Oh, we got a tough spot out here.
Is this the electrical guy over here?
No, he's like...
He's like in this forest somewhere.
What is happening? Why are these people here?
There's two trucks.
Who knows?
What is going on?
Roof dead, anti-air dead.
Shit show.
Oh, we're behind mine!
In the- in the Slavernos, in the Slavernos.
In the Slavernos, yeah, no panic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Uh, truck?
You're all coming in right here.
Nice. I'm gonna kill the sewers.
I was gonna get the bullets.
Oh, you can get on it. Okay, you can get on it.
Let me get on it, let me get on it, blow up their gates while they rebuild, but it's a part of the game.
RPC!
WHAAAAAYY!
MAPI!
Oh, MAPI!
Oh, MAPI!
It's me.
What?
I was destroying marks like this, so it's easier to farm than that.
No one's going there.
Oh my god, there's a lot of mewiers.
You should do this, this way the log is right here.
Yeah, can you hit this?
Okay, that's right down.
Go back out, go back out.
There's two more, there's two more.
I feel the best, I feel the best.
I'm on the roof clear, I think.
Okay.
There's no bomb either.
I am not so I wish I was trying to break it. Oh, yeah
What's that guy's human? He just popped out. He's got nothing
Little Builderman
I don't have this guy.
Oh, it's nice.
Oh, he got on the driver's seat, he knows.
Alright, shoot the fucking...
I blew up the radar there, she's driving away.
Jesus Christ.
Why did that zip?
Did you destroy the treads on me?
Yeah, it was just on me.
But I'm not sure if they know what they're doing.
The treads, there's...
Oh, they were...
They had an exterior problem in like the north northeast corner of the circle,
and then they had one at Tower 1.
It looks like it's gone, unless they took it back.
I think he's gonna take the thing back to the next one.
I felt the guy that was in the APC.
That's a little bit of a go from the convenient, maybe.
Wait, did he?
Man, there he did.
What the fuck? How is this guy even seeing me?
Who is shooting you guys with a cross in the warehouse?
He's in the top window up the way.
Oh yeah roof roof roof.
Max site.
You mean those guys just died?
Yeah, they did.
They carried out small vehicles.
They killed one more.
You see wisdom?
Yeah, I see those three people in that roof.
I saw them on the ladder.
The other two were up there.
You're gonna have two people there.
Oh, I'm gonna get shot.
What the fuck is that?
We should just go kill one more.
I'm gonna kill one more.
I'm gonna kill one more.
I'm gonna kill one more.
I'm gonna kill one more.
I'm gonna kill one more.
I'm gonna kill one more.
What?
He was in the woods to like the north
Over here
Helly
Helly if you want to go down
He's setting down
See was it see was
Okay I just plumbed it bro
Why don't people pull shoots I don't get it
No we got him
Who's that?
Oh
He jumped in the far
He jumped in the far
We were in the deep
Oh yeah yeah
Ah no he's inside
Wait we need an adult to save them
I killed him, I killed him.
Fuck it, I'm going for it.
Is there anything to murder?
I'm an adult.
And I'll save you.
Okay, sure.
It's not me, it's not me, it's Sked.
Patrick, do you have powers to hold people in here?
Do you close your mouth?
Yeah.
Do you have powers?
Do I have no power?
Thank you.
It's good as powers.
It does.
And it's large.
It's large?
It is a lot.
It's a lot as I've dreamed without a break?
I did 50 hours once.
Yeah.
14 years ago.
Yeah, it'll be two dollars.
When I was 18.
Yeah.
I've been dead for years, yeah.
How do I get to pick?
Am I gonna get him?
Nothing.
Oh, there's a full heli-
Oh, we got the same thing.
I got the assist.
It was all medic.
It was all medic.
Where?
I think it was the one good player.
Blue's crying.
Red team.
Why?
The guy just says he has an 8-bomb if you're crying on the right.
That is hot.
I mean, we were...
I didn't get like, a team with a streamer
for playing in your lobby
even when there was an
discussion
My lobby
You know what's funny?
When you were on their team-nine
they were winning
and then you left their team
and
they all fell apart
Yeah
Where's that team?
They're...
Take up RPG
Nice sniper over here
It's okay
Y'all to use those three mortars
and blow up tower one
or what?
Cuts?
I'm at some turn
I was going to
I need a pain yeah get it thing right now I'm out of the base so I'll
like see me know your brothers on the other team all that
you and they're outing right you're giving me to the other chopper kill it
you're getting me XP EXP things really so fast it's so hard to know this one on
me this won't be look
So many more.
I think I'm gonna need to be sorry for my driver.
Okay.
Jeremy doing that thing again, retrolls after causing me to blow up three times.
I will tell you, you guys should go for the smoke stack.
Sometimes when it's a dream, you ask him that you're probably just one step.
All I hear is beep.
You hear that?
It's literally just...
It's literally just...
It's just beep.
We'll just blow up in the distance, Jamie.
Wait, red's... red's on me.
I don't know.
He's right in the hot zone, is that me?
I just killed a bunch of them, there's no way.
I killed seriously many of them.
Oh, here comes a heli behind us, east, Jeremy.
It's going right to left.
It's staying pretty low in those.
Green just crashed upon the people.
That was it. I shot him down twice.
I think I'm gonna have to be serious.
Anything happen over here man?
Help you.
I hear an APC in there.
I can't get in.
I'm on the spotty part of the map.
Red's in the hospital for sure, I just can't see it.
Hey, do you want to shoot next to me?
He's dead.
Start shooting Patrick, maybe this guy.
Stop, stop, stop.
No.
I can't see them out there.
Start shooting at them.
Where?
Anywhere man!
Stand was only peeking when you were shooting at them.
Get out of stand man.
I'm so sad.
for that Mike
they're in the hot zone
if they were the guy on the roof
he's dead
the worst place to be
I'm about to run out of fuel.
I gotta go. It's unfortunate.
I missed the kill.
What's that?
It's got a fling ram range.
He's in the crane. I hear him.
He's not in the crane
Yeah he's right here
What'd you die from?
He's dead
I fell
He fell
Jeremy
Your gravity is worse than me
Can you sliver this?
Jeremy's my worst enemy
Mya
No
I don't know if it's going anywhere man, but it's here you know, where...
What was that?
Man, on me.
I can't believe it though.
Someone's sniping from our old tower caves.
Monk again!
He's got to be in grief.
Oh no, outside the fucking gate, so just walk outside the gate, and I just walked up and got popped.
Is Yon Mouse better than Roll for aiming? Absolutely.
Yeah.
He just flew the camp at the door.
I use Roll, but that's what you're level is.
Kind of been doing Hally a little bit in the past couple days, so it's a little bit slower.
This guy is still in this APC.
He jumped off P to me and almost won.
That was crazy.
How do you aim so good with the mouse on a roll?
I hear Mike getting targeted right now.
That was dope.
Nice guy used to it.
What's wrong with me?
I don't think so.
It's not.
There's a ton of guys right here.
It's gonna feel so bad to land and then just get a hell of a...
just die.
Lucky that guy is the worst player.
The worst player.
I'll get him.
They didn't kill me.
Oh jeez.
Always walking up.
Yeah, so we're getting on to me.
I'm fucking dead, Mike!
You better be.
You're dead.
You're dead again.
Oh, what the hell, no.
Jeremy, you're not locking up, right?
I'm fucking dead, Mike!
You better be.
Alright, you're bought here.
You're what's around the corner.
What?
Dude, I'm out of the shit.
Dude, people might even...
It's out there in the right...
They have stingers, I think.
I think that's what it is.
Because they're not locking when I get too low.
There's like, the sand too, doesn't it?
No.
There's like, the sand too, doesn't it?
No.
There's like, the sand too, doesn't it?
I actually think it's a stinger on tower.
Holy!
I think it's this guy right up here.
I'm gonna die right up here
Okay, thanks
Reach right at the corner
Okay
Got a hill
Another one besides the hill
What?
Break the fucking plan
I'm just going into the fastway station
I don't know what to do with you.
I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of you.
No, don't do it.
I'm just angry.
On the roof to her.
I just called in man.
Mike, Landon, resume?
Are you in the heat of the battle?
Uhhh, 50-50.
50-50.
They're on our fucking mortar, what are they doing?
There's no rats everywhere.
They were literally hiding on our mortar.
Oh
What the fuck
I'm reviving you on speed alone.
So you do or you don't use the fleshing in the car?
I just use the normal first bullet.
FFJ I think it is?
Oh yeah.
Have you tried the fleshing?
See man, fuck off!
No, but I would imagine it sucks.
Very bittersweet.
I think it's pretty good.
I mean I guess, I don't know, it's not as good as it seems to be, but sometimes it is like one time.
I think it's a good guy with a bow.
Those are staring at me.
They're right here.
Those are actually inside.
Don't blow. Don't blow.
The shroud sucks.
What the hell?
Who said that?
Xara the pixie.
Fuck that guy.
Watch here now.
The 50 cal like when they ragdoll after hitting them they go they get like blasted backwards
it's so funny.
50 cal I sense.
I'm just aware how this works.
Okay you somewhere I can't like there's too many windows.
It's not gonna happen.
Oh my god.
We're getting fucking blasted.
I'm gonna kill him.
That guy is so pissed.
I'm gonna kill him.
No!
I got a sniper!
No, I say it and say it.
You're fine.
You're good.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
Wow, even with Jeremy spending a hundred grand I was up.
What do you mean Michael?
You're the worst stacklander in the history of the game.
I'm riding with Soap next time.
That guy gets me on every time.
Soap's nice.
Okay.
I can't do all of them, so sorry.
It's not you, it's me, Michael.
That's true.
What the fuck?
That was a lot to get the shot.
Look for?
I'm just kidding.
Okay.
Oh, you could see the uptime of the server.
That's really important to know how shitty it feels.
The server's been up for two hours and 42 minutes.
Ooh, my mind says 113 now.
I don't think that's your...
I don't have anything.
One faction.
Alright, guys.
I'll just go fucking out.
I'll go fuck myself.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I think that's match time, isn't it?
Okay, guys.
I'm wrong.
I just thought that's what it was for.
Make a fucking squad.
I'm sorry.
I did, we're alpha, we're alpha, we're alpha
I think it's your playtime with this, Ergory
Holy shit
No, no, no, because sometimes they'll join a game and they'll be like 18 minutes into the match, you know what I mean?
Really?
I recognize Baker's name
I don't know who that guy is, I'm pretty sure it's Michael
I'm... yeah, that's probably me
Baker?
Isn't that like Soap?
Foamy or something?
Wait, is Echo Soap friend?
You can let Baker
Get in my chopper remember check I have one
Everyone's allowed in my chopper except for Jeremy
Why?
Why?
Like this is what I'm talking about here.
When I talk about this, this is what I'm talking about.
Where are you?
Where are you?
Where are you?
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Exactly.
You don't even care.
What happened today?
Yeah, nothing.
I made this guy.
You don't know what I'm saying.
I'm sure you're with Rust, dude.
Oh my God, Rust for life.
Remember?
Hashtag Rust for life.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
Let's say Rust is the new day gamers.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
It's a classic.
Well, let's say for us it was the new day of gamers.
Jeremy, that was, I'm thinking about that now.
That was like 12 or 13 years ago.
You know how the range should fucking give a big one.
That's insane how long ago that was.
I had a goatee.
You still play games.
Oh my god, goatee, mate.
Yeah, fucking crazy.
Yeah, that was a long time ago.
Insane.
That was a decision.
Okay, what the fuck?
Can you tell it to yourself?
Are you now 14 years later?
What a good decision.
What the hell?
Hey, we all make them, you know.
Oh, okay. Just double down.
That's fine. It's all good.
It's all good.
No one's getting into this.
It matched your vibe back then.
Fuck yeah, there you go.
There you go. Yeah, the Rob's flyer lookalike.
Looky now!
True. Look at me. Yeah. Look at him. Look at everybody.
Look at him. Look at him.
Stick to my computer, Adam.
Wow.
Ice?
Oh, of course.
I wonder who would get the kills if I shot you out of the helicopter mic and then it crashed.
Oh, I get the scene kill. I get the scene kill.
You can actually grief people like that, yeah.
Holy shit, I should have said that.
That's why every time the streamers get in the pilot seat, they're always nervous.
nervous whoever gets into the co-pilot because that does happen people do that
ship troubles on one bike on one over here oh shit there's people here if you
perish you're gonna die on the roof oh on the roof on the roof
Okay, I'm gonna win.
Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go.
Perfect.
Jeremy! Jeremy!
Why are you so embarrassed?
I thought we were fucking landing bro.
There's no way to go.
How is it in the center of the town?
You can see us eyes!
Do you see this big ass fucking bird out there?
What do you mean, landing?
It's bigger than the whole tower.
You can hook us to the close to the ground, man!
I was in the center of the chopper so I just didn't even see it.
I had no idea where we were going to go.
I
Get there at close up the fucking thing I'm gonna crash in this guy
Look at how much money I'm making bro you guys
I'm just gonna pop out of the ladder
Chill em, no...
Look, look, check out, there's nothing
Look at all those gamers, look at all those gamers, fucking...
Teleporting in
OH MY JESUS!!
Holy fuck, holy fuck
I didn't think we'd see a move like that
I did not expect a pull like that, I was crazy
Hey, my radio over?
Yeah, it was all the way to the green tower, like all the way.
I guess I'll do a couple of runs.
This is chaos.
They just keep dropping on me.
Face.
I need a rest.
Over swing, Jesus.
Stop the other tower.
This thing is hard to fly, genuinely.
It's easy to fly with assists on, but with assists off, it's actually hard to fly.
There's somebody guys in the fucking...
It's my pilot level, 32 and a half.
How much money have I marketed?
24,000.
I was crawling down the ladder as the green was coming up the ladder, and then he jumped off, shoved him back, and then he dated himself.
I thought you were just rocking down the ladder, I think it was a rock.
Dude, that rocket was so funny.
One well-timed grenade kills us all right now.
I forgot the smoke
I'm a sniper dude
There's a dink in my helmet
I'm back and next I'm sliding down this bitch
I'm not a rescuer
I tried to send this man, what the fuck
Save me bro
No
Anti-air
I have to be a stinger, I think, like a hand-stinger.
Oh my god, there's like four of them.
I think I'm gonna mark that one guy.
No, I don't think I climbed down that one.
I think I climbed down this one. I'm coming down.
Pardon me.
Well, um, I guess I should go get it.
He's in a sheen or he's out of scope. That's crazy.
That's an obvious shot.
No one covering fire for me when I climbed down.
I climbed down, it's fucked up, team.
Time to get a kid, I guess.
I marked the whole green team pretty sure.
How long does your zip chat come back?
My blueberry with the default kit almost saved me,
and then another default kid got rolled up and killed us both.
Yeah, he says names.
Yeah, he says names.
There was timing up, and my blueberry didn't do anything about it.
I kept blue berries, they're fucking useless.
okay nevermind i gotta pick these guys up i guess
there were enemy trucks driving up over my hill
how many trucks are there guys in rpga?
i need to practice this thing
i need to practice how to fucking
ice wall
it's name is ice
wallo?
come
okay
good
like their name ice
keep it up
i need to flip my slide down
oh i'm dead from the side too
and where does that hurt?
i just can't get on where this hurts
yeah what?
we try to do a risky drop to save you with these men
yeah yeah yeah drop them all off of me
make them suffer
okay this is gonna be miserable for them but fuck it
on my body
are you on the ground jeremy?
too much of a liar
no
you should kill those guys because they got men coming
one is on top of my corpse
i'm literally not able to see it for me
it's gonna be hot gentlemen
gonna be hot
i swallow gum
you got this right
you jumped too early but that's fine
that guy fucked up bad
I'm fucked up, man.
I remember when my fucking...
Dude, they jumped out. I said I was landing it.
They fucking just jumped out and died.
And I swallow. Come behind you! Come behind you!
He's dead.
She's a total oblivious.
He was...
Oh!
His name was I swallow. Come.
Yeah, I swallow. Come.
I wanted to try to dodge it for the vibes.
Oh, there's literally five people laying a horse on three.
It's like a statement.
He's going to throw it.
That's Stinger almost who's flying.
I thought you were doing a cool, like, hey Chad, here's some players, like, good to see ya.
No.
I'm gonna see if this leak is gonna be landed. I'm fucking hurt bad.
Oh, okay, we're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We are good. Holy shit, that was terrifying.
What the hell happened?
Woo! I got into the sail!
Things as if he's a spin top on his nose.
Oh my god, they have so many singers, like hand singers.
They're landing mortars on our trip back in town right now.
I don't know if that would make someone want to fly with me, or the opposite.
And I...
It's in my seat.
Is this the ally?
Because I can see what's going on.
Here we go.
Cheer up.
Oh, you want your seat back?
Ah, yes.
The seat right where I can shoot Mike in the head.
Do it, pussy.
Oh!
It's...
the head do it pussy what'd you do to save that I just clipped I clipped the fuel
repair. Yeah, this Ellie does not sound safe. It's bugged. It sounds fine. We're okay guys.
It's just a bug. Hey, it does not sound good, does it? I forgot a parachute. Well, I'm going
to jump it out and good luck. Don't worry. I'll land it. I'll land it safe. I'm not landing
I'm gonna stop.
I'm gonna get some nods though.
I forgot I didn't shoot last time too.
I'm gonna jump out of this foggy.
And jump.
How long are you letting us?
All I'm letting you guys, it's not safe.
It's not, there's so many people.
It's so many people.
Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
Right side, right side, right side.
Two, three, four, five, six.
Kill them all right there.
I'm ripping.
Six of them, seven of them, eight of them, ahhh!
Sorry.
Six of them?
Guys, that's on both sides.
That's, you guys are dead.
It is.
GG.
Dude.
I...
What do you mean by I said I was landing hot?
No, why don't we like actually just kill us though?
You said, you said take me to the hot zone, and I said, okay, I'm landing hot.
I don't think it's dead center, but to murder us all.
Okay, my gun's on single fire.
Oh, yeah, but it's all here. We guys all here
How was that my fault I told you what I was doing you could have parachuted like the other guys
They live just fine
See
I don't need to kill him
I don't need to kill him
Oh no, you're dead
That's my bad
Alright, get back in guys
I'll bring you back
That's uh
Minus 30k
Minus 30k
Minus 30k
Minus 30k
I need to be teamed as nice
for you to kill
Okay, Chas can be teamed
Should have just stayed
You should have been locked in
Yeah
I'm gonna get you out of this
when it's cold
Yeah, I got a bolty and a ghillie suit, I'm not really a fighter, you know.
Wait, I want to try and see.
Did you just prone your whole way up?
I just think you're a moving bush.
I don't know.
Is there anything like our blue bears, maybe not?
How does this work?
It's fun.
Oh my god!
That's fucking up!
You ready to get crazy Patrick?
Oh, you want...
Oh, okay.
Well, you're just very pretty safe.
This music is so loud.
It's so loud.
Holy s***.
I
Okay, there's should use
Oh
Men tons of men underneath
Wait, can you hear the music from outside of the chopper? Oh
I'm hit you're getting RPG. Oh, I'm hit
What is this?
I just heard it as you put it on
You hear the music?
Yeah
It's a monster
See this man
Every where I go
I'm getting shocked
I'm gonna stop
It's close
I
Oh
Hello, I'm home
W I think you're the only one riding here
Um, here, get in the front, I'm gonna get laundry.
Other side.
Making here some music.
Let's go.
Uh, yep.
What gave it away?
Okay, I'll parachute onto my squad here, they're in the hot zone, but it's kinda safe.
Oh well, they did just die one of them, but you'll save them.
It'll be safer this time, I swear.
Okay, right about here. Parachute here. Parachute here.
There's an RPG- an RPG, uh, right here.
She's dead. She's dead. I'm dead. Okay, this is good.
My- my music fucking saves this- gone.
Do you save chocolate taco?
There's an RPG in the fucking nails here.
I'm gonna slam into this guy, where is he?
Yeah, try to RPG me one more time, see what happens.
Oh, I see him.
No, he's running.
He's in the tree line, you see him, right?
Yeah, it's him for a second.
I think so, it's dead out.
No, bro.
I'll cross the street from our five, the door's open.
Cross the street from our five, the door's open.
I'll handle him.
Can you raise that on me?
Let me spawn vehicle, right on the spot.
There's a guy right here, on Redpink.
Next to you guys building next
Yeah, I don't see the guy that killed the Jeremy. Oh, I see a guy on our gate
Someone in that building over sorry required I missed
I missed
I think I dropped in man
I had logy I forgot
I forgot I had logy dude
F**k
I'm just trolling
I'm in a trolling kind of mood
I don't know what's going on here
I'm pushing behind us, so three people in the woods.
Next to me.
Oh, God.
They're really on me.
I spawn on APC.
I'm coming to help the boys.
Yeah.
That song just made me want to troll.
I don't know.
That was weird.
It's like, I heard the song, and I wanted to take everyone
to their death.
Like, I wanted to kill my entire team.
Is that fucked?
You gotta kill Gary and I still alive.
This flop is crazy. What the fuck?
Mortars!
Marking more in the woods over there.
Who do I come to?
I gotta get out of the fuckin' file.
What? How does he win that fight?
Oh shit.
I've never heard your mouth do that before.
I left the door open.
No sense.
I think I got my fucking swamp vehicle man!
The guy in this building?
Is that one of you guys with the stress-enforced?
Me!
I think I got my fucking swamp vehicle man!
I think I got my fucking swamp vehicle man!
Billy that one of you guys with the stress of course you cover me on my
push yes the building soldier my ass
I'm going to stay but I'm going to run them down okay I'm reloading using top
I would have died there would have been so bad.
of
the
death
of
death
of
I want to touch him. I want to touch him. I got you.
He's like protective of Austin. You heard that thing?
I put out a deep in before Mike, and I was going to press Aussie and he said, don't touch it!
Austin, what the fuck are you doing?
I killed the giga, I killed the giga.
Not the arc version.
Not the arc version.
I'm taking out a source.
I can't be getting out.
You can play some arc, dude.
Yeah, I'm not saying that they can go air.
Arc is fire.
One maiden went all over for us.
I know how much you love art, but you said it's like really bad
Now you can't you would never be able to play pvp much quick officer
And even then it's like this what he's gonna fucking mercy no job. No school. No girlfriend
Shit in the pan in their room
We're all the same building right
Blueberries in that building I'm getting sniped out of his room. That is warehouse
I think its tower 2
what the fuck was that?
alright, it was 3 or so
the bush is down
it's going for you
even the main chopper
never been tower 2 on roof
I need to get out of here
I'm back in my mags and I'm gonna run down and then I think we move next building over
Yeah, let's go warehouse actually I like that
Jeremy Jeremy you're a psycho
I didn't know there was one that far left I was the thought I was killing the wall
Oh, it looks like he's far left.
Going for a head glitch.
I think it was about my car and shit.
Just hide from the guy in the car. I'll kill him inside.
I'm dead.
I'm just trying to make it a game.
This game is...
at the truck
you won't bang me! what the f**k?
that was impressive, impressive work from
shot me in the back of the head a couple times
yeah I was wondering how my sh** was like f**king pinged, like
disorienting
I didn't snipe that, oh my god
he's in the tower at the end
I didn't like clawed snipe
head shot him, I head shot him
I can't reach this tower, darling.
I'm not getting out.
Our team's getting out.
Oh, I meant like our team.
That's what Jeremy went to.
Once their super-bob is done.
I still do it, I believe in what he's basically doing.
I'm out, I'm out Solina.
Are you using the A.I?
Is that like Vaseline, but Vaseline?
Yeah, that's Solina.
Put it in your ass.
That's just like bumbleed.
Well, we're going, we're going off the rails here.
That's okay.
B2B on rails.
There's so many sniping from over there, holy shit.
If it's patrol, you're clear, you're putting gas in your ass.
You got your under me or something.
What the fuck was that, you're getting shot?
Every tower has these snipers up.
Sniper in the tower, above.
It's always this map, man, I fucking hate this map.
They have stairs, guys. Clear them, please.
Yeah, I'm clearing them.
I'm a little concerned that these mortars are getting closer guys. I don't like this
Well, the mortar guys are right here
Maybe I'm running hot son fuck it
I don't see shit, guys.
the snipers man get a life he's in a bush or no he was on a hillside okay
where's my gun man?
that's not gonna happen
I got we got to change the drill mechanics to a P yeah the drill needs a
little bit of adjustments I think you should be able to counter a drill these
His mortars are suspiciously following Mike around.
Yeah, right?
Well, they just got a UAV out.
That's not going to help.
That's right though.
Dude, there's snipers everywhere.
It's just everywhere.
This is so fucking clean.
Can you dodge the Cypress?
Luckily there ain't any spending. Bad.
He bit me.
I'm about to get one tough.
I'm gonna just keep hitting my armor and it does fucking nothing because I got this fucking juicer on.
They're slowly winning the way at me.
Hey, by the time you get to me, you're gonna have no armor left.
He's going under this tower up here.
I thought he was in the bush, but he's in the red.
Seaman dodger behind careful, behind on the lake, guys.
Attacking the fob is the counter, right?
Yeah, I mean, you need a mortar or an artillery, right?
You get a mortar or artillery, you can counter it.
The mortar is still falling though.
It's almost like this person on the mortar is stream sniping.
Is it safe for us if we're going for it?
It's not safe? Oh there's mortars here. That's good.
There's faces there. Very interesting.
Alright, I'll move this way.
I'm in a fucking bush with a shotgun. What do we do?
They're behind us. The same path we took, guys.
Oh, there's another in this bush, bro.
This guy right here, man.
Shots on the air, shit.
Stay sharp.
He's in this bush on my body.
One's on... no, he released. He released.
He's rising right now in the bush.
Shot from behind him.
This is hell. War is out.
Oh, I'm getting shot from behind this guy.
Look at all these towers.
They're nothing. They're just...
in my bush though
yeah
unless you got pretty sure you're still there
you get killed?
tower, tower, tower, tower
oh, there in the tower, there in the tower, there in the tower
I must safe rise from tower
I got to like this as well
dude I don't know what to do guys this is fucked
We can go up to the turret or something, we have to push that tower I think.
Why do I have no fucking binos?
Where's this your binos?
I just fucking, I D-Fed killed that guy Patrick, I had to kill him.
I was fucking reading you and I just decided that we're gonna D-Fed him instead of you.
Oh no no no no.
We don't have any D-Fed batteries.
I have some here.
They're dead.
Not hurt.
Dude, this is so fucking cringe, legitimately.
The amount of snipers in this lobby right now, stream snipers, and actual snipers is
fucking ridiculous.
Snipers are so fucking cringe.
True.
Where's Chad?
Where's Chad right now?
That's so Chad kills someone with a claymore.
Everything about me is something I'm fucking shot by the head.
They're at the mortars.
The mortars are getting close.
Dude, there was so many men around me.
I had to cover my head.
there the mortars are getting close dude there's so many men around me I
cover my hands
yeah I'm gonna shot in the ass let's fucking go
I'm safe here
sure Chombay fucking it
we're good we're in
yeah I'm down there fucking pretty low too
like from the top of the tower guys really the biggest what are they they're
literally whittling down my arm they all pop your old say we get I'm I'm I'm
my fucking old right here just called a career Mike you should be that's not
beauty you could also you want that it's like it never happened yeah I'm ready
to climb the ladder are you ready soap?
Yep.
What up?
Oh there's my ringer ringer!
I need assistant!
He's going to me, GG.
He C4'd me.
He's looting my body.
C4'd?
He's...
I...
I don't...
What the fuck is happening in this lobby?
I smell it.
I smell it.
I smell it.
I smell it.
C4 you're all...
C4 you're all...
C4 you're all...
C4 you're all...
C4 you're all...
C4 you're all...
C4 you're all...
C4 you're all...
I'm amazed you didn't board in C4s at SPLU Plane.
Just a normal guy, stop ad.
I think I've run into some of these guys in the fucking woods dude.
I hate the odds of them going in.
This is like really worse than fighting at houses for me.
me like this is just so fucking annoying it's always this map to that's because no one actually
built me fobs on these towers so no one's like shuffling them repeatedly for the roof so they
don't get in the fucking parade from somewhere in no way he sees me he finds me this guy's not real
bro kale plus morning pump does that mean like a workout or like some other kind of
That's both morning rations, he's sad.
Haha.
How do you spell it?
I don't even know it's that.
On my body, on my body.
Whoever's across the road, on my body, right on top of me.
That guy's cheating.
That's Sam and his dad.
Nice.
Dude, you died to six on this place.
I'm dead to some little weasel in a bush, man.
Why?
It's Joseph Schmell.
Joseph, man, get a fucking job.
There's a fear bunch of them in the house down there, on a green road right there.
Where's Hal?
He's literally touching me, he's touching my shit.
He's taking my items, you want those?
This game is bullshit, it's this guy 45 times.
He's just got 600 snakes, 500 vampires, where you're getting no chance.
Chief, I shot him.
What was that guy doing?
why would he even run up on that
there's a bunch of blueberries next to it I don't know if they're fixing me
Austin will save me Austin will save me
I'm 99% positive Justin won't play this tomorrow man was fed up towards the end wait what happens
what did I miss?
I'm sure to listen to Chad dude we should just walk
I think he's still here.
No!
Oh my fuck.
Save me!
Bro, Austin just said he's gonna revive Soap first instead of me.
That's so fucked up.
He's so pretty cool, Batty.
I am.
He's got a $500 ride.
Oh, he did say he was down bad.
He said he has $900 for his name.
Jamie!
I killed Jamie!
Oh god.
I was killed by McChicken again, bro.
He gets a traitor.
He's pissed that we've done him off with him.
What happened I need to know
I was gonna wonder if I can hide by the biggest loser that needs to go on the fucking TV show
I'm alive snatched revived snatched revived snatched
This is bad.
I think after a bit I'm gonna fucking bandage off before I'm fucking hit again with a sniper.
And what did you say, puncher?
I think 90% of this log ran out of kills after Mike.
Yeah, dude, this- this Joseph-
I consider we're getting literally orders calling us.
Joseph fucking Schmo came across the world to kill me
and fully exposed. It was crazy.
Fuckin' God, I count, dude.
Holy
And he killed me and he ran the other way didn't even try to kill anyone else
Joseph Schmoshiff, oh, he's owning actually
Fuck I should have chat by me a thermal
the area first you know I'll check out their power to that's what I was thinking
there Bob
We need to pay you out in tier four and you're fine Mike.
Yeah I'm just losing my eye.
I very rarely, my chopper goes first or anything.
I don't know if I can do anything here.
Wait, I'm in the wrong spot. Although I've got them.
We're on Zaur.
You're super on time.
We're on Zaur.
There's a CWIS.
He's getting on top.
Oh, he's getting on it.
He's on it.
Oh, fuck.
I have to hide here for a sec.
Let's go turn off the pushy.
Yeah.
I missed.
You're good, you're good.
You're good.
You know.
CWIS on the left side.
I
Know there's so many
It's okay. I don't see many people a lot of mortars
I see what's walking on.
He's on the apartment.
I didn't miss it.
I wanted to land on it.
Killing him?
Yeah, he did.
They're both dead over here.
I think the fuck I mean maybe there's one more but
of
the
death of
the
Oh my god.
Now where is this mortar?
I'm gonna kill that guy.
I think he's outside the map to the northwest.
I don't know what's in this base right here. Holy shit this base is fucking easy.
You guys are bringing the war!
He's going right through the stairs.
Dude, I'm randomly standing in the woods by the...
I bought a chopper and they all came in with snipers and they were like, we've never
sniped before.
I was like, alright.
And so I made them all drop in trees surrounded by man, and they all died one by one.
I've had her hot drop every single time I died.
I was like right out here like somewhere outside this is still live
My guitar fireball
I'm getting lost
He's a narrower
he's another as in like his suit
i don't see him i don't know i'm assuming it's apartment i'm gonna check
yep
right there again
he's there
same guy is it the same exact guy god damn it that's the same guy you killed last time
I don't know how these guys think, bro.
What?
How is it walking on me?
It's down the hall just there by the way.
Power up?
Yeah.
It's dark power, dark power.
Oh, someone's walking.
I don't even know how I'm going to get there.
I'm out of this house.
I'll check your ingar as I mark on this panel, I don't see it.
Yep, I'll do it as I mark and I do.
I killed three and there's one more.
That's pretty cool.
That guy's dead.
That guy's dead.
I think I'm going to fucking die
I think I got died
I think a part of my father is walking back on the AA
Nope
It's a warehouse farm to have some fucking shit
I don't know, I'm getting locked on from fucking everywhere.
I literally keep checking all these blocks and I don't know, I don't know where these
blocks are coming from.
Dude, there's sand turrets all around the map.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm getting locked everywhere.
I think he's out of ammo.
I think it's a guy with a singer and he's just fucking out of ammo.
I'm trying to hold each shit, I suppose.
Yeah, I'm trying to hold.
Got RPGs on tower five.
I'm gonna save
I'm gonna save
I'm gonna save
No
I don't know what's all unlucky
I'm already getting shot by this guy
I had fun that was a good that was actually a good run
Yeah, they're walking from the fob you're talking about.
I have to go back.
Yeah, I do also.
Yeah, they're on that warehouse fob.
Oh yeah, that's nice to know.
There's two of them on top of your boat.
Chad, are you sniping?
I mean, they have guys on this building right now, but I don't know if you can see it, though.
Oh, yeah, I was harassing the guys earlier.
That claymore got a kill.
Um, you get some closer to get spotted from over here in the whole farm.
The claymore persists in the map after you got it?
Yeah. I planted it at the beginning of the game and then got a kill with it, like, an hour later.
It's just like battle at all?
Yeah.
And you could resupply him like that a bit, dude.
I was in the way I could see that from there.
Worked my way over, maybe.
So the tree raised my body.
Alright.
Where are we at the same time? That's fair, though.
Yeah.
The green soon really well, I don't know where they're at to do this well, but
You're gonna stop your engine won't fly
No, just hold S
You just hit you just hit F and then you scroll down to stop engine. I don't know it does
I think it stops
I think I'm the Sausage Engine
Okay well like, do you still do just plummet or what happens?
Well, your blades just go boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop and then
gravity takes over
Oh
Butchman dropping on me!
So they have a Sea Wiz here, 9 is the good retouch
They have a Sea Wiz and we're gonna end up like at the other fall
Hello in there
I'm so dead
It's me! It's me! It's me!
I'll kill you!
I'll have you.
That guy should be dead.
See, with guys low, I hit him once.
It's me, Mike!
Oh.
Why'd you shoot me?
Why'd you shoot me, then?
Because you weren't shooting at me while screaming, it's me!
So you're gonna- you're gonna shoot me?
I was shooting to get behind you that I killed.
You motherfucker.
You're trying to die.
This looks like a four-guide right there, what?
You shot, you scared me.
No more, oh my god.
I think I got killed by this guy, wasn't I?
Fuck, not anymore news.
Fuckin' warehouse problem.
Is he resing?
Yes.
Well, guys, go ahead and get him.
I was mick chicken, by the way, building that sand up there.
Dude, where's Rain?
Oh wait.
We're still losing? What do you mean?
Is that all?
I'm okay, it's all.
So that's all.
Surely.
There's one more in the bush.
Oh, they're taking our fob back.
They're trying to take our fob, but we can't let them.
They're in! Oh my god, green's in! So many green are in!
Okay, well, I killed four, but there's one in church.
The last green guy is inside of the church, and maybe not last, but...
There's a minigun in here or something.
Who's right there?
That's the Warped Pile, prone dead.
Sorry.
I was panicking.
I was seeing anything.
So, you got the hatch?
He's at the church behind you!
I got him.
You're good.
God, that's gotta feel so cool if you're those guys.
I think I marked them.
Okay.
Uh, they have an enemy, enemy birdie, enemy birdie.
With the gunnies.
Oh, they do, I thought so.
I hit him but I'm gonna head south.
He's with the birds.
There's an enemy birdie.
Behind you, Mike. He's doing a straight front.
Oh, nine. That's nine.
Can you bring him over to tower 2?
They dropped a bunch of mags. He's already going down.
I marked him both.
Climbing in.
He's just turning around.
I'm gonna try to kill the flow in that Patrick shooting.
I'm getting marked. Let's buy something.
We got a so many. What in the hell?
What a family!
I'm gonna skin it right here.
What's this guy doing?
That's a great RPG. What the fuck?
He's looking right at me. No.
I think I just got marked. I'm not sure.
Is there one in there?
On the hot zone? Is that where the man's stuck at?
Oh my god, there's so many!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Oh my god, they all missed their RPGs!
I can't believe they all missed.
Well, I distracted them.
I killed three.
That is insane that every single one of those guys missed their RPGs.
What?
I don't know actually.
What's this? I didn't hit anything. What just happened?
I think we got a stroke.
I don't know.
I think I got blown away by a rocket.
I think so. I think I saw a rocket.
I didn't show it killed it. I definitely didn't hit anything. I was fucking off.
I'm going to take back my CWs.
The hell he's dropping dudes guaranteed.
Yeah, here they come.
Oh, it's on the RPT. They're going to die.
Don't you man out there in the weather?
There's two right in front of me on the phone.
I'll call them.
Dude, this heli's not real. It's like following me around.
Once you have a target on someone as a helly guy, you just like can't stop, like you want
to make sure they're dead, so...
Laying by the logs, laying by the logs, pussy alert.
Well, we got a pussy.
Oh, I think it's Straus, I think it's Sheringtown.
We're about to do a double assault on the hot zone.
You guys are...
Sponvich? Where is it?
I think, yeah. Well, it's gonna be hard because they have RPGs, but we'll see.
I just got double-barrel right in front of me, of course.
How many fucking times are we gonna hit these guys?
Hello?
Oh my god.
Oh my god, I'm getting locked and shot by the enemy.
I'm going to shoot at me and I was getting locked on too.
I
So there's so many so many he's had a mind of water body shit or alert
I'm just gonna leave the hog down right now.
I'm just gonna open the bushes for real here.
Kilt two.
One guy's right here at the spot down.
I got a repair.
I got a repair.
I'm probably gonna die here but I'll risk it.
get someone shooting something in there that fucking hurts all the way
built myself into this fucking thing
oh my god he's in front of me he's in front of me he's in front of me oh my god wow that
was so risky to do that though I didn't stop the heal I would have been fine
I killed this guy from a bush with my Glock and he goes,
Oh Jesus fucking Christ man.
That's so base for him though.
Oh the throw on top of me!
I'm coming, Chad. Stay alive. I'm coming. I'm still getting locked down by a fucking
stinger or something. Coming. Dude, they all just landed on top of me and I prone to my
bush. He's coming. There was a guy prone in the bush with me.
to your what you're the problem jen god damn it he is the problem
someone's also the problem he watched on a play he also just sits there and snipes
so i think someone's the only level he got the titan explain
that says a lot about a person you guys all i'm saying i mean it's something
He's on his H.
Seven more.
No dude.
This guy came over to revive the dude in the bush with me.
I go to shoot him.
I have two bullets in my Glock.
He lives. I switch to my S.D.
No bullets in the M.A.C.
I get a reload off. He pulls an 8 out to throw it over the ridge.
I kill him before he releases the nade.
It blows me up.
S.A.T.
I want to see that side of the clip.
It was just like six rockets
I'm also getting stingered at the same time. Yeah, they're dead. You know, I'm also
There's no way this is a guy sniping. Are you for real? I killed him. I killed him
Who plays like that just pro sniping, what are we doing me me
That is the rocket
pretty good who's Jeremy's idea that's you for sure
that somebody's throwing where Jeremy where the fuck are you on the back
right below you well they just dropped a bunch of guys in your mind
it's not Jeremy by the way actually it could be he's
the guy I'm just hearing slicks in the design
yeah that's Jeremy for sure oh no no no no no that's not me no no
I
Always that's Austin bro for sure
I don't know I just keep hearing did it did it yeah, that's what's happening
Stop who is that?
Jeremy
I'm laying here in the fucking hot zone fighting combat looking at arms
I think so I can't see
Yeah, he's got to be in the power. Although you can't see him. Oh
What I see him
That's sick. He's at the very top. Oh, what the fuck? I don't know how he got there
I was gonna say this one doesn't have a ladder doesn't it? What's going on here?
Oh, and so asscheeks. I know, that was pathetic. So I don't rifle in, so help me some slacks.
He's on that tree anything and I've been
I got sniped from across the map
Oh my god
Top church, top church
He's in a bush with an RPG
Did you see where he was died?
Yeah it's the same guy
They're literally in a Humvee, they only have rockets in the destroyer sniping
It's probably the same guys that were mortaring you dude
It was red that was mortaring and I think that was a red that killed me
I'ma get him unless you got him
How are we still on him?
I can't either just send a bush to the right of him
I see him
Yeah, I feel like we're gonna have to play further on these guys
But the problem is if we play further then we're like revealed to stingers
And harder to hit
Yeah, instinct
Got the pistol and the bush next to him
Stop the RPG, guy
Watch the bush
I'm looking, I'm looking.
What's up?
There's a lot going on there though.
That was the rocket guy.
What was his name, did you see?
Eight bucks.
Uh, that was good.
How do you play a guy when I kill him?
Different name, I forget that already.
Yeah, I want to say I'm just looting on these rockets.
You're next to him.
You have a bunch of rockets?
And a bush and a rock.
I don't see him.
He's dead, right, sir?
He has a bush.
Oh.
Push rock, man.
There you go.
I need the zone floor to be on my signal.
It's my signal.
It's my signal.
It's my signal.
Come on, sir.
Come on, sir.
I need the zone floor to be on my signal, it's my signal, it's my signal, it's my signal, it's my signal.
Yeah, if you don't know why I think that's the way it is look at the scout guys
Artillery here what the fuck's happening
someone's sniping back behind
they're warning me from southeast
oh they're on the warehouse bottom right
I'm going to go around the church
I'm going to go behind the church
I'll be able to get off
there's also a guy with a stinger at church
on the electrical tower
okay I'm just dead
that makes no sense
what?
was it a stinger or an RPG?
he's dead on the top
it was a stinger at church
and the same at the top
The other guy in the church, he's on the other side of the building, close the locker.
He's doing a lot.
Close the locker.
Whoever is doing his thing is bad at work.
Oh my god, there was a second guy in the electrical tower dude.
A second guy has come to the electrical tower.
They're dead.
I like power tower better than the other ones.
Yeah, power tower.
Power tower.
Ready, closer.
I need you to find the mortar. It's about to kill me.
Yeah, I think it's this guy.
I need you to find the hammer.
I'm out of beds, not good, not good, arpey.
do they have so many arches
holy shit
5 punches
this is a bit of mercy center
of
the
death of
the
death of
the
I killed one of the water.
I'm about to kill another shot of mine.
He's dead.
He's dead.
Thank you.
He's dead.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Does he have a VP?
There's more guys trying to fucking rock him.
He's getting closer.
He's getting closer. He's almost hit me.
Fuck him.
You just give him a favor, quick redeploy.
Yeah, but I kinda wanted to just...
I just wanted to kill him for the principle of it, you know?
You gotta kill greens.
I'm told the spot is not even worth the resume.
I'm gonna cut them in the... yeah, they're over here, Mike.
I'm turning...
Oh, hot zone?
Oh, they're getting close.
Oh!
Oh!
They didn't burst.
They fell.
One second floor. Patrick's a menace, dude. I see this guy fly in and just... oh, you didn't get destroyed, but close.
I was moving so fast. I actually... I could... I could just like...
Where are they? I'm lying. The train yard here somewhere?
They're going up the stairs. The train yard, middle.
Oh my god there's so many in that train here I don't care fuck the lock right here right
here right here right here they have RPGs lots of them lots of RPGs oh I hit a fucking
Oh, I'm living
Yeah, I'm just saying
Yeah, it's a very, very hot stream cycle lobby, for sure.
I mean, did you turn off the room or are you so calm?
I turned it off so they could just join off of any person in this lobby if I see their name.
Definitely the difference.
You guys thought turning the cheer mode off would be like the same, but nah.
That was you that said the same lobby for a while.
We've also showed lobby.
Yeah, you've been there a long time. Yeah, you've shut the law in shit, so...
Alright, I'll just go fuck myself again, guys.
Yes! Do it!
I'm really gonna watch.
Alright, Cherry, I will blow you out of this guy. You should have taken one more time to miss it.
This might be LG. It's about to end.
Wait until I see Bruce.
I'm coming back.
for a little bit until I'm back.
OK.
Well, now I've got good comms.
They pushed me on my five people.
Oh, yeah, I see one.
I killed you in the field.
I killed one.
No one's on the whiz.
I know that we can't actually get into it.
Yeah, I see that.
I like that.
That's actually smart, dude.
What's the hell?
I'm gonna just stand in there.
I did something stupid to it.
That's why I didn't know that I jumped up.
I'm like, um, I shouldn't have.
I see your back.
It's good.
Thank you.
I'm in
They're trying to, I don't know who it is, parachute or anything inside
I see them, so I'm trying
I'm looking for them, dude, they're everywhere
Oh, got them
Are they there?
Yeah, another one, same spot
Yes
Another one
Original thing
Oh, no, I missed it
Where's his head?
What am I looking at?
You need me to pick you up?
Right there
Yeah, oh, I'm pretty good
Oh, god
I'm just kidding
I'm just kidding
That's Michael shooting me
Oh, yeah, you wanna pick me up?
Do you have a bag in there?
Dude
Yeah
I have no gas I'm not gonna make it back to base
you go for it try to make it back to base but I don't think it's gonna happen I actually
want to know what you might go hold up
what does that mean don't hold up you use way less gas like don't hold
what you don't don't throttle up you mean the chickens outside the mat
yeah it's not all about it
chickens outside of the map with this thing
I thought that was your bro now you're just trying to come back
yeah well that makes sense why he was my bro why he was so close to me at all
all times
check all the squad and you get rid of
you get rid of
oh shit there's a hole in my uh
I think I can't build business in 5th
year
we see how long it lasts
I don't know if I'm gonna make it back
I know it's when you're running out of gas
remember that engine off button
when you press that
just go ahead and tap that bag
oil away
I just tried their mini-bird of guns.
Well, I'm zero since I land.
Okay, we're on feet just for a bit.
I made it! Hell yeah.
I will
Where's green?
Were you throwing the milk or not?
No, I had to because I was going a little too low, but yeah, it didn't help for sure
I think you'll fly this close to trees in real life.
No fucking shot, right?
What?
How does he beat me on that?
That makes no sense.
There's a hole in my fingers.
I'm supposed to fly through it.
What are you up to, Mike?
What are you doing?
Am I up?
yeah yeah I don't know how you hurt up usually I'm sure every time I use them
I just lose one. I just need like 20 kills to Helly and you're fine. Like I need a hero.
Where are you? Oh no. There was a hole. Oh no. There was a hole. Okay. And they're hacking the fob.
Okay, so there's people on it?
There might be someone?
I don't think they're on the Seawiz, cause they can't get over there still.
There's just a corner here that should do.
We're both getting locked right now.
It's the apartment father's locked in this.
I'll put a kill on.
I don't know how you see me now.
I don't know.
He gets out and he doesn't stay on when he sees us running a B-Line towards him.
That's so much.
That's so good.
Did you kill him or did you kill him?
That's so funny.
Oh, someone else is.
Yeah, that's McChicken in the woods of this area.
More like McPussy.
I got a kill red one over there.
We're gonna experience that.
Brett's trying to build a C-Wayze at the church.
At the church? Yeah, I killed it, but there's three of them here building.
And I'm getting locked from somewhere.
That's another ground.
I don't even know how you get a kill from the turnings.
Literally, spam-locking over the jean.
I know, this is annoying.
So, friend, you're standing on- oh my god.
You stepped on his head!
I think there's locking and not shooting, man, I swear.
So, I- whenever I shoot my finger, I have to go back up and it's like locking.
Oh, they're locking on nine hours.
Big chicken.
Big chicken.
They're building a fob over there, brother.
Where is it now, dude?
It's like all the way north and north.
These kids are just so smart.
Also, the fact that that thing can literally
reach me from that hole is just genuinely absurd.
That is fucking ridiculous, I'm glad that is.
Like, he's like up here in nine.
I see it.
That's like over.
That's way further than the entirety of the zone.
Like, it's ridiculous.
That was just so stupid.
Come on. Like, I mean, you know you don't flare stuff?
No, I had no flare, but it's still absurd.
It's not just flaring, but you don't see me in another matter.
Hey! Are you still pissed because we kicked you?
These things are literally the most broken shit in the game, I swear to God.
I got gave him so fast
he drove a car here dude
I have no flares
you know you can dodge a flare
or sorry a rocket with no flares
I just fucking said
if you like spin you can dodge it
like I see fucking YouTube guys doing like pretty consistently.
Sorry, I'll just go fuck myself again, guys.
So sorry.
Well, they were just telling me about how impossible it is.
I was like, no, it's impossible.
Yeah, we have to do the same size second.
After that, we're gonna shoot right in front of the other.
We can't even get the second thing off.
I think those things are really, they're just so fucking posted.
It's absurd.
They could have been past it, I mean the helicopter is also bringing buses in.
Yeah.
Okay, well, that's it.
The thing, unless you, you know, have somebody kill it,
or get flanked, it has no counter.
Stick one here for a while.
40 seconds in the spawn.
Two hundred bullets from the, uh...
There's like, that thing has everything for it.
Like, legitimately infinite range, you can aim all the way up.
You should use more ammo for...
It's not even hard to make them. You can spam them if you want to.
It shoots faster than the flare.
It's crazy.
Yeah, I think that's a lot of ways that can benefit them without, like, negative effects.
You can build less of them, they cost more ammo per shot.
I'm sure it is. You can just stand at home, but it's taking a while, babe.
You're not even telling the person, right?
It's just trying to kill me.
Yeah, they're just...
This is where everyone is trying to kill you under the beams.
They're determined. They're just building fobs and...
The chicken's back in his little spot.
Yeah, come on.
We pissed them off when he kicked them out of the squad, dude.
real angry man it became
how dare you kick McChicken do you know who I am
his name is making me hungry
I've been thinking about gonna get a McChicken this entire time
and I honestly might do it after this match
the chickens are solid man we get one regular one spicy for low contrast
No, I'm a peat boy, but I don't like it.
Are you only up a hundred K for that?
Holy shit, Helly makes no money?
Yeah.
Helly's not made to make money.
I think it's just made to be oppressive.
Oh, man, come on.
You know?
You literally have to literally have to shake his head for an hour.
I can't spice up a peat.
Oh, oh, no.
You swear to God you'll never eat spicy food again.
It isn't shit your brains out like the next time you're like, no.
Like, I make money every time from it,
but it doesn't make that much money.
If I played only Assaults, I think
I would have three times the amount of money I have right now.
You're not sweating.
The salt is juicy juicy juicy.
You're not slightly miserable as you eat this food.
How are you really eating?
You've got to be burning.
I'm alive! Thank you!
I don't know, I don't think I'll put a spicy shit in before though.
It makes my tummy hurt.
Wow, that's the fastest lock on I've ever seen.
I
Really think they should be vacant so that when you are getting rocketed you can actually tell
I tried to kill McTicken
God that was a snipe and lobby and Jesus
Well, that was a bit of a server. That was a bite. Ah, GGG
33 pilot 33 pilot. I'm right here
close. The big landings are the best XP. Like when I drop everybody off, it's like an instant.
Like 5,000 or something. Negative 30k. Just running at that because I can see what's in
the pool kit every time. Hey there, excuse me. Are you serving? That's it for moi. Thank
Thanks for watching.
I'm out of here, GGs.
Have a good night.
Abic is almost here.
Oh, I've been sitting down too long.
I've been here for 10 hours.
We need to stop this shit.
We need to move our fucking bodies, man.
None of this degeneracy.
It needs to stop.
It needs to stop.
Good night.
Stay safe.
Goodbye.
Did you watch the crash out clip? Oh, let me see that real quick. The Justin crash out clip. I'm down. Show me it. Link me it real quick
I'm down to watch it before I leave
Link be that shit
Did you post it?
Messages
Wait, no one posted it. Oh here it is. Thank you
I'm so mad.
I just ran across.
I fucking hate this game.
Holy shit, I hate this game for that shit to happen.
Oh my god.
This game is so shit, dude.
And then they hit him in the head five times nothing rags though
It's fine. It's fine this game is skilled
Well to be fair he was
He was hitting the wood but hey, I think that's the fault of the site, you know
He's hitting the wood.
At some point your brain would register that it isn't working and you'd save some bullets,
but I think he was so heated because of what happened before.
It didn't even process his mind.
Anyway, I'm out of here, GGS.
Have a good night.