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You're here just so I know, yo!
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Yeah
I
Need a change of the shirt what do you mean?
No food yet. Oh, no yet. No yet
free load watch this stream what the fuck watching this shit for free are we at the
The fucking library?
The Librarium?
I
You're gonna Taco Bell oh shit
Let's fucking eat.
Let us feast.
Hundred and ten watch streak.
Oh no.
Oh god.
It's him.
Go over your second chicken and rice frozen meal. Oh my god
Now we're talking
Watching for ten years net once have I seen this dude shower
Yeah, you know that's probably a good thing actually
Keep like that level of privacy.
Are you sure you want to watch another dude shower?
Are you sure about that?
Are you sure?
you know what that means right what oh my god fuck my dick
Don't shampoo because the chemicals will make your hair fall out.
True, true.
That's why I don't use body wash.
It'll make my skin fall off.
stream starts we're gonna open up with a line
medius rage quit stream I was watching a bit he's like game didn't let him
connect or some shit
Is Vanguard cuckin' on me?
buy spectra make them better well they're probably all about the profits is the issue
here by not upgrading anybody to fiber they can indeed keep your shit rolling and never
do anything about it.
Anubis, welcome back.
Oh, should have got a nightmare.
Let him die.
Sure.
Never heard of a good spectrum.
Never heard of a man who has enjoyed their time with spectrum.
Are these things?
Oh, it's a spawner.
I think it loses HP, is it spawn shit?
I see.
I'm strong enough for for profound.
Yay.
Think I'm still gonna die sometimes though.
Dreams come true.
Am I not supposed to clear the rest of this?
I read, watching Ami is still reading cringe web comics.
Well, they weren't cringe.
I'm watching Bleach though.
Like from the beginning, never seen it.
It's pretty good so far.
I'm on like episode 58 or something.
60.
Getting close to the Bount filler yet.
I don't know why people watch filler unless it's just a complete accident.
I only get it.
Makes no sense to me.
You landed man, welcome back.
sub. I haven't watched anything in the dub really, for any anime. I know there's some
higher quality ones, as of somewhat recent. Like I'm pretty sure most of the old dubs
or like actually just dog shit. Like just bad voice acting.
Probably not true for all of them, but from what I've seen.
Oh dude, fucking, eBay have heard me mention this. I watched, I was working out and watching
Working out and watching squid games at the same time so I put it on dubbed
Holy shit that squid games dove is so dog shit
So ass
Like season 2 and 3
The boys Japanese dub
character I'm playing Erica three
This one
Dude, okay any torchlighters probably not yet. Maybe I'll wait
Well, I'll shut it to you anyway. Okay, so
There's special supports for every skill, I think at least, and they like go into specific slots, there's this one, this one's strong, okay?
Fucking to upgrade them, I was figuring this out, because there's not much information on this game, honestly.
To upgrade this, you need to eat the same exact gem, and it took 3 of them to upgrade
it from level 1 to 2, and it gives you 4% additional damage when you upgrade it.
And now for this next one, it's going to take like 4 of them, or something.
I had no fucking clue, it was confusing as shit and very expensive, and probably not
worth it for forever. No, it's not pay to win. I just mean like I have to get currency in
the game to afford to buy the upgrades.
There's no question what you said, I said any Torx sliders.
Yeah, I didn't realize it was basically a super late game investment and I threw away
like two thousand fucking flame members.
I didn't throw them away but
I think I could have
used them more efficiently.
All right, fuck that mob.
Is it like Lost Ark?
I paid him in this game?
Lost Ark is an MMO, bro.
It's an ARPG.
I don't know if you've ever played POE, but it's like the same concept.
You make a character in a league, do farm, you get stronger, and then it resets on the
new league.
The closer to PUE or Diablo 4, it is a very fucking close mirror of PUE 1.
They literally have so many fucking mechanics from PUE 1.
honestly really cool there's like a shit load of complexity like complexity in
terms of the depth of the systems not in terms of like pure confusion
Right, double audio.
Triple five was ahhh.
The only thing you can pay for in the game, like, basically you can get better loot from
specific mechanics through the pets.
So like, technically if you wanted to earn money faster you can buy the pets, but like
it doesn't really matter
and like there's technically power in the pets too but
it's not that relevant
because you get a lot of them for free
and it doesn't affect you until like
mega fucking late game
It's pretty good, George Hight, yeah.
It is indeed Narmid.
of
That was so perfectly set up.
I pulled the wade back so the enchanter bot lane had to walk up and then we blew her flash
and then our jungler was pathing down.
It was the dream scenario.
And then my top laner dies at the exact same moment.
I think.
Mark soon and she dies
Yeah
I wish I didn't know she was running spell crit.
That's crazy.
What are you going to dive in bruhm?
What are you going to dive it from?
No flash.
Da Bola!
Da Bola!
You're kind of oom buddy
I just committed a cardinal sin.
I pressed a W.
Would you want to spend 60 mana for 70 damage or do you want to spend 60 mana for 180 damage?
You decide.
100 and fucking 10.
What a joke.
Holy shit.
True reset my gold.
Easy peasy.
I think it's fucking absurd whatever is going on here, I think it's fucking absurd whatever
is going on here I hope whatever change they're doing fixes this issue it is
honestly not okay. You're like promoting running it down.
Okay, I missed quick, but that's what I was going to buy, actually.
I
I like actually bullshit so fucking bullshit
Okay, dude, what's the lowest gold you go to?
I
Adhere to the
I got 110, didn't I?
I
Wanted sixy I see that right. Oh wait, I got the buff right my PD bonus
From being a bot laner
It's a hundred tens the lowest then right
It's gotta be.
I'm so fast, I'm so swift, I'm so nimble, what was that one phrase?
My waist is snatched.
I saw another fucking, it was like a duo in Deadlock, they were like screaming about how
how skinny they were when they were like owning.
See those trolls fuck.
Never heard that shit before.
Till then.
I don't know if it was dodging.
I mean like maybe.
I'm riding the horse up, baby.
Oh my god, it's the whole team.
Okay, this is weird.
He did not ult me, but it says his ult did zero damage to me.
Yielded here.
Nice.
The enemy mid-layer, but, fladed steelcaps.
Okay, he's dead.
Caps vs Brand.
Watch Sneaky find a way to lose this free game estimate.
Yeah, now this game is looking easy.
You're right.
I feel so connected with my mouse and keyboard right now.
We are one.
trying to tank lucian's winrate to make him seem weaker than he is
is that my goal here?
Honestly, this attack speed feels really good, I think this is way better than whatever the
Fuck I've been building cool down boots I
Wish you might be ass
First cleanse use my brahm has been too clutch
Blocking the rest of it
Maybe my movement's been too clutch not getting hit by the rest of it
Never trust a bitch.
Okay.
I think I'm gonna beat T here.
gotta be the best defensive item
Wait, what the fuck were my health bar go?
Like two turret shots?
Jesus.
Shield boh, Harp's not great.
No, I don't think shield boh's as good defensively as BT is.
90 this for sure is actually the best build
I can feel it, it's not close, like IE second, cooldown boot, I guess it's just ass.
Maybe in a game where you like actually can't auto attack, which would be kind of crazy,
than IE would be better.
Now we're talking baby!
Baited that shit!
Bait it with your face, kite back.
Oh my god, my Q just one shot the backline.
We're insane.
Nah, I like the slots being a boot slot.
He's good
I'm good.
Clipped by Sona R in the Seraphina R in the Canon R.
I think Merxin is my other last item, but I don't care about getting it yet.
And the Accusus.
I do it after more Doms.
Many of my cleanse will be up for the next one.
Dude, no fucking way.
Their ults were literally all up.
Is this game actually not dog shit?
You are alone in camp, people, what the fuck is wrong with the tab button?
I died to their ults.
I spawned, sprinted, they triple ulted instantly.
Hit me with it.
How is the conclusion I should have split?
Like literally without me
the
A.C.E.A.
A.C.E.A.
Auto-filled mid, auto-filled top.
Now, Kenan barely touched me for a bit of half, did he?
Lucifer links us up
Sammo links us up
Replacing so let me see
You're the brand alpha boy holy moly
How to mow it
I'm GM right now, what do you mean? I am challenge or
On the verge of GM somehow maybe
Maybe.
He said so no whiff to this old, long vein.
What do you mean, Seraphine?
I don't know what he meant then
Can we see some Neela gameplay since right? I think she's OP enough to get a nerf tomorrow despite being one of the
lowest pick rate champs. Nope. I hate that champ
Fuck that bitch
Nerfer I don't care. I don't play her fuck her
Now, I've complained about Nila.
My complaints are that I think being an absolutely squishy ass AD carry that has to be in melee
is just ass
just with the way itemization is
she has to build crit
well i'm not saying that she can't be
strong in a game because she can definitely one shot you but
like to me it's literally just like a fucking stat check
Do you have enough gold? Oh, they're one shot. Okay.
Oh my God!
What the fuck?
Superstar Giftermans.
Play one game.
2000 kids have jobs now. Are you one of them? You got that job?
holy
let's fucking go
insta-walksona
the quits in law school kicking your ass
uh... yeah
not fucking
I didn't do it. I wasn't in school long enough, but doing a job and school sounds fucked up.
Although, like, my sister's doing that right now.
But she's, like, taking, like, one or two classes or something. Like, she's at the end of it.
That makes sense. It gets probably not too bad.
Yeah, yeah. Experience thing. It makes sense.
You're doing part job in full time school? I mean that's just fucked up.
Oh my god, what the fuck is this floor shit, man?
Did I have a peanut butter jelly sandwich today, no.
No, I didn't.
I have my own chef in the sneaky mansion. I mean, of course
Got the butler the chef the elevator
Tell me what I have good times failures. Yeah, we'll see about that buddy
Yeah, so what if I'm 0 and 20?
I'll still win.
0 and 30, who cares?
I'm worth 100 gold.
Who fucking cares?
New class Lost Ark tomorrow?
Yeah, Dragon Knight.
You're a Guardian Knight.
Let me check it out.
I had not been playing at all.
What the fuck?
Our faith will be tested.
Our dicks will be tested.
Wait, I got a Hype Chest.
Oh shit, what's in the box?
They heard me.
Wait, what?
What?
What?
That was the not least closest thing ever.
I look away and it's a triple kill!
Explain!
I feel like this is a Stormraider game, but I cannot afford...
the big fucking sword
my cans are in top
The darkness is on the hair of someone, it allows you to close up on it.
You fucking bitch!
I was no one dead
If that was Nautilus, we win.
True that, King. True that.
I think I try boots here because the buy is smooth.
I can add no flash.
Honestly, buying tier 2 boots after having no flash and tier 1 boots, I think it's very
good.
Do you go from like super vulnerable to like okay, I can move at least
Weapons aimed by destiny.
Help!
Birds kind of smurfing!
Wooooo!
What the fuck?
O'God!
O'God!
EVERYBODY RUN!
this fucking warden sees me.
Crazy
KDA player who fucking who not me
I'm walking around with the fucking bank of my head
I actually have a bounty right now that's kind of crazy
No boots?
Depression!
I'm not going to mark, what, in the turret?
In my turret?
I'm alive the boots, you know, I'll say boots
DOS BOOT OF THE BOOT
Wait a second, I bought boots. Where the fuck did they go?
What? Oh my god!
The game got remade, so you have a quest to go to Zercher's Unlution.
Dude, I actually think it's way better.
I- I was talking about it in the game.
It felt so much better than fucking cooldown boot.
specifically with Brom as well, but I think it's actually just better.
What the fuck?
I
okay
I'm going dragon fuck this shit
cool them blue faster cleanse
I mean I think it's okay
But dude, I don't know, like...
In that last game, I got triple ulted by all three Sona Seraphine...
...canon.
And then I respawned, came back up, all three ults were up again.
I'm trying to fucking purchase
MY FUCKING INFINITY EDGE!
Get away from me!
So like, I think the reduced cooldown and cleanse actually is irrelevant.
Because their cooldowns are so fucking low.
Mind being up fucking like 30 seconds faster or some shit, doesn't even matter.
I don't believe my lines.
Every aphelia so called Throne and Draven is slashed.
I'm sick of it. I'm fucking bored
I see Norbit never heard of it
Let me Google.
What the fuck?
9% rotten tomatoes.
Not that I care about that.
27% Metacritic
4.3 out of 10 IMDB
I don't care about any of those at all, I'm just reading this
2007 movie
Dude
I might have actually seen this
I don't remember this fucking name though
Yeah, I'm not sure.
Are you auto attacking or are you showing the blue area?
Oh, it's a setting.
Oh, well.
I actually have it on, it should be this setting, but the other thing you would change is this.
So if you do this, attack move, which I think is the default, this should, when you push
A it will make you click to attack and when you press A it will show your range.
But if you put it on here, which is infinitely better by the way, like it's actually not
close.
If you put it on this, you just press A and it'll do the exact same thing as if you
pressed A and click.
So you no longer have to do an extra action making it slower.
It's a feature that hasn't always existed in the game, but it's an insanely powerful
feature. You put it on your left click. I think that's fine if you're used to it. It doesn't
really matter. As long as you can use it properly then it works. As long as it's not some crazy
shit like f8 or something? I'm gonna make a coffee. What was it on? Player attack move
click.
is brewing.
Streamer has not streamed the rest of the wicked, true.
True.
you got 15 mods working for deadlock hop on holy shit I saw your minion you
posted what else you got the fuck what am I supposed to choose
I don't know if this shit works.
You got Mara's screaming on everything?
Oh shit.
Now we're talking.
Rashmash, welcome back.
i'm your little brawn james oh shit
thank you and make a coffee or quick
and the coffee, a coffee pee.
I
Well, painful is to get Flame Elementium, but did I have help?
Even like someone giving me them?
I haven't gotten any from anyone.
I got an achievement for using 10,000 and acquiring 10,000.
I'm personally I don't know exactly
What my best upgrade should be
Got the plus seven SSF gear well, I mean
Oops at portals. I'm buying stuff off the auction house. That's what you mean
It was very hard to have literal gear I needed drop off the floor
Most of the stuff I have though is like I bought the base off the auction house or with like
a single mod and then I crafted it, like for example this one's corrupted to have higher
injury buffer. I just bought it with the corruption on. I didn't corrupt it myself.
I'm going to say I don't know exactly what the most efficient investment is for upgrading my
character. I was talking about it earlier, but like, so there's these support gems,
there's unique ones for every skill, and they're like very powerful, right? It's like, you can
look at this, so 34% damage. There you go. 1,300. I literally just bought this.
Let's just shiver.
So I bought this because I had another one that was like 28%, right?
So I was going to upgrade it, but it's because the way you upgrade this gym, it can go to
level five is you have to feed it the same exact gym and it counts for like
two so this will go if I put in one of the gyms it'll go from one to three or
some shit so I have to feed it like four more or five I don't even know if it's
the same exact number every time I had to feed it a bunch of the same fucking
gym and the base cost of this is like the base cost is like variables fuck this
one's really cheaper now but you'd like keep feeding it and you have to buy
this fucking material, this thing, inspiration essence, another like 100. Yeah, I don't know.
I didn't understand this at all. I just tried it earlier. I can't tell if it's like an
an efficient way to upgrade myself versus other means.
Like I have two precise auras.
I can get four precise auras instead.
I can go for more priceless gear pieces.
Like I just don't know what's literally,
The most efficient that Jim should be last on my list. Yeah, I know that now. I didn't know that
Going into it
Try ghost slaughter. Yeah, I have ghost slaughter right here. I've been trying it
Let's have our X piece
It's this one, but like I want to swap it out for a glove
That has the ghost slaughter effect
Just like increase damage for every fervor.
And then some other shit.
But like the problem is, the way I'm getting fervor is this, that just says if you have
fervor.
And it, there's like a couple ways to do it, like I can get it as a blended a-fix on the
which is going to cost like a thousand Effie or you can take some talent and you
can put the talent on this pedigree of the gods but I literally just bought one
that's an upgrade there's like 500 something
yeah I know
Yeah, be good for that, Xander.
Well, you guys care about Emerald Brom, like he's not fucking five games later, something
shit, probably.
I'm close to redscap.
Not even from everything I've seen, like, you apparently don't care that much about
erosion.
I mean, my erosion's high now, but...
I mean, I assume it's like chaos erosion.
I HATE smurfs.
See the Nioh 3 demo?
No.
What about it?
Is it the cooler than expected or what?
Eight hours long, what?
I hate Zivir and Alistar.
I basically can literally never play aggressive.
So you're already hating on the new Neo, huh?
without even seeing it.
Just making assumptions.
You piece of shit.
I got my BF sword, baby.
better duck, quack, quack, quack, but didn't just buy that, we had that, I'm the fuck
to get longsword boot. He had that. Oh fuck.
I've got
Fuck this shield blast forever man.
I'm having so much fun in infield.
Every time Sneaky yells, I get brought back to reality.
The reality that you don't even know what fun is anymore, you piece of shit.
You scum fuck.
my dive damage is so low I think a bromb was full we could
probably made in that day honestly no we have to chunk him
You don't die for free.
You've got a problem. God, what a price.
I haven't really tested it much myself, but
I was watching Sven, he was talking about it, saying that Essence is actually bad
compared to like how many more autos you get out of Untall.
And I was like, oh, I'll try it.
I think if your mana costs are actually fine, then yeah, this should be way better
What the fuck is that?
What? No way!
No fucking way!
He kills there?
Yeah, get a quadra please. Just get a quadra.
Quadra, he says six.
Ah, only a triple.
Nah, what the fuck was that?
All of that. What was all of that, man?
PTA, Ivern.
I'm falling a build with the torchlight.
There's a really nice build section in the game that you can just use references from
players.
You can always see what players are doing.
Just the pro build button.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
get paid and get out
omega low gachigasm ooo ooo ooo
How did they just miss that, what?
Well, I'm playing it's pretty fun, but I think I have to buy the build.
Well, I'm playing it's pretty fun, but I think I have to buy the battle pass for it, Erica.
I played the Oracle girl.
They could just force bot here, I don't know why they're moving up.
Whatever.
The pain in the neck
Laws or whatever
Stalling the game is honestly super good. You never have fucking gun tall
Get in the bush, man? Like, why are you holding your fucking face at him?
Dude, look at my health.
Is that not literally all daisy?
And I got one case of that guy that's fucking wild.
What the fuck am I looking at?
Terminus Rush Warwick top?
Zonias.
Just Zonias when all the presses are.
Alright, that seems fine.
How are you up again, you bitch? I hate you!
Fuck Daisy.
Yep, I knew it.
Nothing you can do to secure a cannon and a silver.
God, that thing doesn't ramp that hard.
This is your thing going deeper and deeper, stops me from pressing spell shield.
of
the
death
of
of
I'm not going to get that one.
Insta skip GG.
Same as every ARPG.
You're gonna fucking make me get cancer god damn it
Wow, we won that.
It started with Warwick just ulting on Ivern.
I think it was go full damage.
for the keeeeeeed
maybe you don't w the wave is severe at this point
you just q
actually could be the sauce
my fiddle was on clubs unlucky
What the fuck are you talking about?
The nerfed Baron Gold Krugs was the better move.
Dude, like, it actually could be a thing that Baron is kind of ass and baits you.
I actually wouldn't be surprised, like 150 gold is so low.
Like, obviously the buff is really good, but like, basically making it never worth to just
go kill yourself like what I just did I mean they had no jungler so I think it was worth
but you know if they have a jungler it's just like okay now you can't steal not worth it
It doesn't matter if they get it, who cares.
Daisy down, baby.
Daisy down.
I wasted 1k damage to Jhin. 1.1
What the fuck just happened?
Dude, his- wait, his name is CC immune.
Hold up.
What the fuck?
dude my pathing just literally refuses to work there
I actually feed off of Alistar in a fight, but I don't know any damage to
him I would just bounce off of them
you healing direction I think it would be really good
I'm doing too much damage to the wave now.
crazy is it's actually correct to target and kill Daisy instantly. If you don't you literally
just lose. Daisy solo kills you and CCs you permanently. Maybe like if you had to target
tibbers or something nice
alright I need to stop dubbing the wave
we cannot get more vision goods danger danger danger
I know, I'm just cute. It's not close.
W-wing fucks me.
Okay, wow, he won that he's got fucking balls. I'll give him that
I'm alive
Do you need me?
No.
I'll move over after the wave.
There we go, hell yeah.
of
the explosion
I make my own fortune.
That was my action for build, AK Sean.
I need the heal.
Oh!
Holy!
Buddy?
What you doing, man?
You know I'm bouncing on ya.
Oh my.
Why can't I do fucking damage to you, man?
Oh my god, what the fuck is that noise?
he's found stacy please
i will end the game i don't want to fuck with this guy he'll kill me
he's juggling
that in his name is cheating is it not
CC immune
he's cheating dude
I had 5k at the end there, I didn't even see
GG's I was the brum
Hmm.
That was the first time I messaged them, maybe.
Maybe Lebron Uchiha.
Holy fuck, does he have the shutting gun?
Oh my god.
Oh, fuck.
No wonder LeBron's so fucking good.
Pulled the string, said he knows it was you.
That's funny.
I've gotten a lot of Twitch chatters in my games.
Which I was thinking you were Emerald, but I was like, actually you have a lot of wins
in Emerald.
Is that your highest rating or what?
I assume your MMR is higher.
LPROV?
1060 or something?
Emerald Brom or auto-filled Challenger Sona.
You know what?
I'll take the Brom.
behind the prom
right never by call
i think you asked that really right
i mean
Cole is good, but I think you'd only buy it in specific scenarios.
Like maybe with Essence Reaver you should buy it.
Because the Essence Reaver is so slow anyway, like I don't know, I don't really do that
anyway.
I don't think Cole is bad, but I'm not looking for opportunities to buy Cole, I just get it if the vibes are right.
You were the Olaf Gigi's, my dude Sneaky, didn't realize till the end.
Your name is kinda crazy.
stuck on the beach
I'm fucking dead. God damn it. Lost my map
Why is the why's the freckya thing so short?
There's no one people in it for that long. Oh my god
I only have two reses each map too.
I'm trying to run the other thing, but I need to reset my card.
New League beginning of March.
Is it running up until the new league?
Oh it is, there we go.
Time to jump into profound?
No, I don't think so.
I've been in 8-2 for so long actually.
I just need this node off this fucking minus four temps.
I've got Values.
Etsy he James Hardin was traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Oh my god, what?
No way.
Welcome to Summer's Rift.
it is has spawned
lots of whatever works at the time
yeah it's a hockey player
what the fuck ruby crystal masses
is that insane?
you can't tame the duck
What the fuck happened?
And beer invade Shaco?
three time a mama wanna man
because I won't let the form.
Dude. Okay.
he almost fucked my creep
I like that one guy said to show up from earlier.
Kill this there. Triple kill.
Dude, what the fuck is wrong with my minion...
...mechanic?
Fucking tweaking.
Are you watching LCK this coming Friday?
I don't know what's going on.
What's going on?
G1 Genji?
Holy fuck, I love Overwatch.
Oh
No oh
what the fuck
I fucking bought the poly oh shit
I'm a chain.
I can't fucking attack man.
Oh my god, please.
One more.
Did I get international offers?
No, I never looked for another team.
the
It took so long to kill him man, what the fuck.
Had to get legit like...
It's part of why I don't like Yuntal.
It just, it takes a pretty good bit of literally jacking off.
Like you benefit so much from the lane being empty and like being able to AFK on like a
turret and like hitting random wards.
I really don't like it.
I think it's stupid the way it works.
I think it's off to see like a high-stat item and it's trying to like inclement a down side
but I don't like it
Go for pd instead, that's not how it works buddy, it's not a zeal item
I feel like I just get to stack, so I get to hit a fucking target, a target dummy.
But like imagine I'm getting fucked from this point like I can't hit the wave I have to
Q to clear.
It can get really cringe.
Yeah, literally attacking anything in the game gives you sex.
So like in theory you don't even want to press Q on the wave while you're stacking.
Let's see, like, literally need to.
Obviously, server-specific, but like anyone that would have an ability, you wouldn't want
to push it.
No, not freezing.
Just not pushing Q to push as fast as possible.
I'm max stacked now though because we got lucky.
That one did not take long at all, but it was just a lucky scenario.
Like I said, if you're getting pushed in, then you have to hug your turret.
Shit's going bad, like it takes so goddamn long.
Hey, Dragon's pretty good for sacking too.
WHAT?!
The fucking cannon, Crit?
get out
I kind of hurt after you don't want to contest autos at the filiest just 1v1 just want to
bounce that she
we go boing boing boing
what the fuck are their malphite items?
Mertred's Lost Chapter Blasting Wand
and I have two items
what's your favorite thing about league of legends
uh... the concept of a moba is really fun to me
it's a fresh game
nothing impacts it you go in
exact same blank slate
you level up
you buy items
you fight enemies
objectives macro
whole ton of factors that lead into having a fun time
basically an ever self-looping video game
video game.
Notice I said MOBA.
I didn't say specifically league.
You like roguelikes?
i mean it's the pvp that is part of it
a large portion of it
relics are fun but
it's not like competitive
This is not good.
I blocked a poly.
I can't be kind of shot it into it from far though
is not doing very much damage
Okay, I W'd.
Hold.
Hey.
Okay, I W'd.
Hold.
Okay, I W'd.
Hold.
Maybe that's just how I do it.
W couple times and then stop.
I mean it's legit kinda hard to actually secure every creep.
I'm dead to space aids holy fucking cringe man why can't I catch him
I swear I should have been able to chain autos after I flashed on them, but I don't know,
I might have gotten blocked by this fucking turd minion.
Alright, this is a BT game.
A buttery tea.
Actually, no, I think it's QSS.
die for one
just on the off chance I get fucking
flash ulted or something
maybe a ton of them are
magic damage
Holy
Like a blade like bounced 30 times in him at some point.
Where is your deer?
HAHAHAHA
Accidental wall of boxes
My chaico build the andries in the serpents fang
and it's getting giga value
I'm fuckin' noob
the andres prox fang for no reason
This looks fine.
This looks weird.
I go BT into Lord Dumps.
Should they bring back mana pots?
Uhh...
I don't know why they averaged them.
So yeah.
I think it's weird to not have them as a choice, cause you know I would buy them on Lucian.
Like you could literally solve Lucian's mana problems through gold early game, we're just
much better it's like I'm actively choosing to spin my goal so that I can play my fucking character
you know it's like part of what Essence is but
that's why they don't want it they don't want solutions to problems okay
And now you're right, that is more fun to just have a problem, and I can't do anything about it.
I'm actually sick as fuck.
Sucks to suck, I guess.
would make mages unbalanced again that's a good ray trade that's that's a good one
how do you macro mid game clear the wave look for fights on the side
ideally with your jungler you're strong enough you could just go try and kill
their soul in her if you know you can win with your teammate
yeah the core concept is just clear the way disappear the enemy can't know
what you're doing unless you're walking over wards but you know like part of it
is clear wards remove their vision go clear the wave again disappear again
sounds boring I mean that's how you make fights you're just increasing your
gold, and then you go look for a fight that you can win.
If you can't win, and your weak is fuck, and your team's
behind, then you can't do the run around part.
You should look to be with your team.
I mean, it's kind of a AD carry perspective.
But I mean, it's similar for solo laners.
They push their side wave, and then they go try and look
for an angle to fight someone.
if they can win pushing more
then they should do that
if they can't win pushing more they should move
look to group
and then obviously like the objective comes into play with that right like if
dragons up
you need to be paying attention to the timer
so if you're gonna go do some crazy shit
ten seconds before dragon spawns
and get yourself killed like that's probably a horrible play
but if you did that
two or three minutes from dragon spawn
then it's not a horrible play because if you die it doesn't matter
well i mean
you know dying matters but
you're not going to throw the game just dying before
two minutes before drag
His tier works similar to mana pons if you sell it later you lose 120 gold by doing that
Well
The problem is the selling it later portion
I mean it's it's similar but like
You have to commit 400 gold
comparatively to committing I think mana cost were 35 gold
imagine I could buy one mana pot 35 gold like it's so easy to have for 35 extra
gold whereas having 400 extra gold like I don't think you'd ever have 400 extra
gold. You'd always want to spend them on daggers, boots, longswords, or just hold
the gold so you can complete your first item.
I'll go pee real quick.
Nope.
Can I live this map?
Raging, crying, and screaming and shitting for a Caitlyn game, huh?
What the hell?
They get bored of 80 no
Go what are you doing? That's my mouse spot
He took the Caitlyn, how am I supposed to play a fucking Cait game when he has it?
I'll just say it chat. I'm not your cherry blossom.
I'll just fucking say it.
The fucking machine thing is hiding over here.
He's paying to listen to you always screaming about some bullshit and what would you prefer should we be?
sing about
bitches drugs
And killing people is that better for you?
Or maybe about our relationship
How about how about our past relationships?
Does that sound more wholesome
be careful out there minions have spawned
GOMA!
okay food after GOMA
my humanity can't be overwritten
drugs, alcohol, bitches
one more drink, two more shots
I just confirmed that brush got E.
I don't get that.
All I need to achieve the impossible is the Void Team.
First, none of them.
I should have used W early, you're so fucking ass.
They're like hard shit on this ability.
of
crazy if I bury her I live there too
This oppression will not last.
Nice character just got stuck on a minion couldn't walk forward
What the hell am I seeing
That was what I was seeing.
Our struggle continues.
and
As we aren't weapons, we're human beings.
These are assholes!
Freeze!
Yeah, I'm glad my Janna is running around up top.
Have fun, man.
my level 4 singe is ganking my lane. Yep, looks good.
I wonder if it was even worth gold there, actually.
Let's do this.
it and look away. It didn't hit actually.
They promised us infinite possibility. They lied.
Okay.
the
What the fuck oh my god, what?
What?
Klan's literally stroking her dick looking at me. Refused auto attack another soul
Shutter E, Shutter Q, laid 7 traps.
Whiffed all of it.
That's huge.
Oh my god, no way man.
I can't even W auto the wave.
I
Haven't actually seen my Janna in eight minutes. I think that's the correct number
Like she's kind of been thinking about coming nearby, but I just refused every single time
please tell me the
Okay, thank God
I don't push this and catch them
I'm gonna go PD.
I'm going to be fishing z.
Looks like you don't hit that ward, but whatever.
No, I missed it, well I still got it.
I
Doesn't have mercs yet I could actually arrow them
Please die, nice.
He bought Mercs. He got him.
is now unarrowable. Unarrowable. Fifteen minutes too late, the damage is done. I should about
Merg should two minutes, I see.
I see, I see.
Dude, like, when did they change the fucking arrow speed, man?
That shit's actually throwing me off.
I swear it's fucking way faster.
This refillable was useless, I wasted my money.
I think in 2019, oh okay.
That's crazy how fast I am with this shit, 4-20.
There's no way!
THE ONCE!
Please, wave.
What the fuck?! This cannon is ignoring me!
Am I just a fucking fly?
Oh my...
What the fuck was that?
I've never heard it make noises like that.
Was that bug?
What the fuck?
It literally sounded like bullets.
2022.
I guess having played Ash in four years, GG.
I'm not gonna die.
Never.
Hahahaha.
He's won!
Finish him!
Nobody wants to go, man!
I'll try to get out of here.
Ahhh!
We're hitting nothing on me.
I'm surprised you actually got there.
I should have hopped faster.
That was my bad.
You live because of my
What the fuck is going on in this game?
It's a constant battle.
What?
is free and for us all last game I think QSS is pretty good
I think I'll go for this first though.
Because of my exact gold value, if I had 2600 I would have done BFQSS, I think, this game.
But now I may as well just finish BT and then go for it.
Oh I got the kill on Thresh anyway.
I'm gonna spread.
We baited the fucking Slurp to the back.
I still don't have the gold?
actually now
the massive dog shit to play
Maybe I even don't even know. No, I definitely don't know.
I can have mine. Janna died. Good recall.
Dude, dude, I'm just fucking hitting graves every arrow.
He doesn't have mercs.
What the fuck?
What's going on over here?
Oh my!
How do we even rush this?
We need a fight.
Hopefully Kay comes into me.
Woohoo!
The Goomba Glide!
I'm so fucking fast, man.
The BT was so clutched there, it let me actually win versus Ryze.
oh but we're trying baby we're fucking trying
Oh, we fuckin' tryin'!
Okay, this is actually weird again, because I want QSS, but I can buy a full ass item.
Do I just buy full Merc?
I think it's...
I can't do it.
I think I buy full Merc.
I think I can do it, I think if I full murk.
My buy is so weird here.
So cheap man hit a skill shot you just can't
Seven items.
Does this find out to have 100% crit?
I mean, I should get it over, like, Kraken, or by, like, Hexoptics.
I do it right now.
That's close.
I'm like 40 gold off or something.
He shot my ear
1k damage on the cannon, god damn.
Yeah, I'm fucking chunking bro, Jesus.
It's so hard there.
I've revealed him.
20 20 20 kill 20 assist
I will honor my mid laner because he killed the opposing mid laner when I stunned him for four seconds.
Well played.
Did I report Jaina, no.
She just didn't play how I wanted her to.
that deserves reporting.
Dude, I want to see what the fuck happened top, bro.
I'll feed the cats in a sec
Got the enemy. Oh my god
Super sped up fucking spinning.
Oh. Is this where he runs bot? Nope, we go back top, baby.
you know what fucking this shit
An enemy has been slain.
Recauls.
Chills in the bush.
Cancels.
Recauls.
Cancels.
It's funny.
Let me go feed the cats.
They are shh-warming me.
Bye-bye.
I'll play one more, and then do deadlock.
No, no, don't do it.
No!
Oh, no!
Oh, oh, no!
Play Osu?
No.
No, I don't think so.
Wow.
I did all that for the chest.
Got nothing.
I did all that for the chest, got nothing, unlucky.
Probably good at two.
How am I going to do that in a League of Legends match?
Silver gameplay looks fun.
The wolf? Oh hell yeah.
Oh hell yeah.
She's even pretty strong.
I mean, this is first game impression, I suppose.
I'm gonna grief my games. What the hell?
That's against the right games code of conduct.
watching the boomer glider vid right now you're wearing the same shirt hold up
Is this a fucking... a fucking rerun?
Holy shit.
Same shirt. Same fucking mop head.
Same 400 pound streamer, no one goes to.
What the fuck is there support, Camille?
I actually hate Camille's support, I think it's stupid as shit.
I hope it never makes it come back.
I hope if she's near an ally for the first 10 minutes of the game,
In in the bot lane she gets minus 50% HP
Some completely omega conditional bandaid
It's a joining support we're good we're saved
good balance decisions dude it's funny as hell like making band-aids like that
just like riots just like alright like we do not like this shit we don't want
that to be a thing how do we fuck it over
how do we ruin it
honor is the rust on a dull blade
The
double full clear. Kinda crazy actually.
are they gout, shavon is going to gank, am I going to this exact moment, just kind of
It's not stealing if they're dead.
Nice hooker!
What do I do here?
I'm trying to build Yuntal, but I don't know what to do with BF.
I just gotta go poop.
Poop darts.
I brought my water to the kitchen, but it was like full.
I forgot to bring it back.
Wasn't it call time?
I don't know.
I don't know.
With Yuntoll, I think it's weird delaying it in any fashion.
that's a dangerous ass fucking recall
Yeah man, I think if you're gonna recall 450 gold, like you may as well buy the call.
GG some last game yo GG I looked at your uh how you ended up bot lane at level 4 is
singed
This looks very losing.
Don't care god b, fgg.
I guess
Was the first chap I got known for
Ash
116! No fucking way, man!
I want this hit
They'd be really sure not to get that crust hit
Don't do what you did last time, farm, keep farming like a cannon minion.
So, don't do the correct play.
I mean, I'm not gonna ignore, I didn't attack the enemy bot lane under their turret.
In that other match
And attempt to trade my life
They are bad.
What the fuck?
I think it's probably got gold or said
Another opportunity to free hit the turret with the yunt all beautiful
I have water to drink, man.
Okay.
Max crit.
Boom boom boom boom
Max script
I'm kind of rich
I'm gonna say that I probably don't win this.
Wait, what?
How did Jinx even get in the assist?
Did I stop her from getting the assist?
I spell shield and go home.
That's so much gold this game.
Like this has happened 30 fucking times. They're just on the objective.
It's literally like...
Hey!
Your coat has been destroyed.
and get out
Literally running in 2v4 like actually four times in a row now
The
is
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You better duck!
He's the only thing.
Oh, Rampage!
I
Do like
What is this fucking Jace, actually?
I think Jace is the problem.
I have come to realize after the ninth death of the same exact thing, over and over and
over and over and over.
I should pop Harold there, just thinking about it.
I'm getting bad the jinks.
Unlucky.
This is actually fetus fuck, unlucky.
100 gold bounty, 3000.
and I'm fain this is for sure a bt game as well
What is my kind of burden?
Fucking hell, give me my right pathing.
He's coming down, but gold's dead.
He's got a present for the Christ.
Storm rays are not good.
It's good.
I think it'd be a fine replacement for Yuntal.
You get a lot less attack speed I guess than the burst, 70%
This thing gives 20.
You get 50% attack speed on burst.
20% increase casually.
Pissed chillin.
I don't really know the uptime of this thing.
I'm going to use my ultimate to kill him, and I'm going to use my ultimate to kill him.
No frontline? No, this isn't a skill issue. No frontline, it's nothing to do with this.
This is completely skill gap.
I've got values. I stack up nicely.
And it even kills you.
I'm just dead. In three hours.
From getting a random ass fucking assist.
I
Watch great
I'm dead.
He's dead.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
three for that.
No.
He does struggle.
I have no idea.
This is why you dropped silver.
What because the enemy jinx is worth 100 gold after killing her three times?
That's what he drops over, I see.
Yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense.
Deadlock!
That's how you do damage.
Deadlock!
It's really getting the damage
I mean I had some really fucking good server games a legit second ago
Just bouncing I
Mean that game was just impossible to play given the way the team fights
Actually happened
It was just a possible to play.
Makes sense, it was a complete skill issue with nothing new with comp, it was just the
way the fights started.
Every fight was unplayable.
our team not necessarily for me. Unalooot the toad. You weren't a deadlock fan until
You started watching me play it?
Really?
You like saw the people play it or what?
I gotta restart my game.
I just missed the intro by pausing my music.
I wasn't a high-guard fan until I saw you play it, and I still am not a high-guard fan.
Then why'd you say until, bitch?
Let me be real quick.
I
Know mobile shoot man was
the sweet potato is in baby sweet
the fader.
You watch the pro player play and that shit is dipping the movement with nuts.
Yeah, have you seen a Zergie play?
got some crazy movement. I don't even know what exactly, like, some of them do it. It's
like spacebar dash and then like side forward or something. I don't know exactly what it
is. Maybe it just looks weird on some certain characters.
Well, that had to kill time to avoid midtown traffic, so it's either summon an elder god
or do no laundry, and I don't have it in me to fall to shit.
What the fuck. Maybe they're just literally dashing forward, but it just looks weird on
like broadcast like when you're not doing it you see and it looks like they're
like dashing to the side
or that the angle maintains momentum really it's like you're supposed to do
like forward and left
My game just crashed.
I got too close to the sun to figuring out the angle dash.
The fuck
Bungoo's deep in the maple story, huh?
Where the fuck is Kai
Sleeping?
Having fun without me?
I did see him up streaming like 4 hours already when I hopped on my PC and I was like, didn't
Did he literally go to bed like an hour before me?
DeadlockMovement.wiki.
Strape dashing is any air dash in which you dash at an angle to your current velocity.
There are multiple ways of straight dashing suited from different scenarios.
When dashing normally, your directional speed is the dot product of your velocity in air
dash direction.
Your directional speed is capped by a speed of a base of 700 US, American, and 900 with
a vitality item, Stamina Mastery.
The speed cap limits the speed you can head in and hamper's movement, but only applies
to movement in the same direction as your current velocity.
By dashing at an angle to your current velocity, your air dash will add to the speed beyond
the speed cap.
This is called a straight dash.
When under the speed cap, straight dashing has a minimal effect.
When over it, straight dashing helps alleviate the slowdown when dashing forward.
It can be done in two ways.
Sideways by turning to an angle and then dashing to the side in the opposite direction.
You can actually use straight dash.
Zip, and then you can then cancel the Z-M-C. Holy fuck.
So basically I'm trolling by not strafe dashing.
So, if I get my ha- my claws going forward, I did it wrong.
I actually didn't know that though.
I wonder if they're gonna change that.
Let your forward dash keep the momentum or your velocity
You'd only ever even know that if you like just saw someone else doing it like keeping crazy speed
Wait, guy's in here.
Yeah, you said, you said guy didn't fuck with me anymore.
You piece of shit.
Who said that shit?
Who the fuck said that?
Who the fuck?
I
Pryled Mirage
You're a fucking demon they'll tell you that
Teach me to support well, okay. I mean supporting in this game is
very much
Not that different
comparatively to like
League and Dota
Yeah, you're kind of fucking running around in League and Dota, but like in this game you
Share gold so like you should basically be playing
very similar
Like you're still laning you still jungle
You still fight
You probably just farm like a bit less
Like you don't go for like the big camps
Like you shouldn't be like denying yourself of waves ever
What happened to roster? Yeah, wait, what is that QS form? That's a dog dust thing. Oh
Do you take standards of support honestly, I don't know I'm pretty sure people do we go
But I actually can't even answer that I have no idea if in theory it's worse for a support to take it
Yo sneaky, what would you build as a seventh item on being?
Fucking on it or what?
No, I think you go to the tank shit like great. I have I have hex plate
So I just go random and I'm getting to corki
BT is insane if you're actually crit
I'm fucking literally
400 gold off
BT it's gotta be the best if you already have x-plates here. I
Think it's not very close
I have no gold my jungler is taking all the jungle even though he's full bill
Oh, yeah, no, I've seen that a lot. I start pinging them and say like stop you're full
of old. He doesn't stop. I told him. Bro, I bet earlier, if there's any range trying
to invade this board though, she's like, bro, what are you doing? Yeah. He made you, he got
max month
scheme is way better with mods
what do you
put in skins on just wait till they add coming at you
add their own skins
actually that's fine to use the mods for now
I have a soul game again
I have a soul crushing loss on Vibra earlier
do you want max
everything maxed i was rich's fuck
hundred k damage, sixty k healing
i landed over a hundred out
yeah it doesn't matter
is that a real stat?
get a message about the roster containing too many new heroes
another two bugs out
Hmm
I assume it's too little of the other years
Once again, I guess I have two new heroes selected and for all bones
Is that too little you won?
I had 17 deaths by the way
You top banger nope fucking bot. I got ganked literally every 30 seconds
That's that's the vain experience
Did the key work and they picked poppy to counter it. Yeah, that's the cringe bird
I'm not a corki, literally didn't even press his E, I didn't die.
The literal only way to do anything is somehow the imaginary can be in lands and then you
fuck them.
Literally died in three autos.
Sounds right.
I assume he wasn't Trinity, essence.
Use essence, yeah.
He doesn't see it.
FOR THE GIN!
Wait a minute.
How do you even get the line? Is it literally NATOing?
You gotta be low health and popping your 3.
Oh.
That's the 3.
I don't know if he says poor dead jinn he's screaming he said it once earlier
Like 30 seconds ago
You just said it
I think it's just like the first two items are stronger when you're on hit, but yeah
You scale harder is great for sure
Yeah, it's really
The movement tips tips items
Early a movement tips honestly, it's something you have to see your profile
You bug you can look at Apollo's model
Nothing
I see it. I wonder what is his mouse one's gonna be project. I'm fiora
This is gonna be a stomp on where the other oh, I'm a pocket now. I'm pocket what?
Had that on your list. We know where it's gonna be
I
Me what if his mouse on his flicker string are you actually
Can't pick that old fucking part
That's part you're even worse I can't give a chip I'm distracted. I'm sorry
Smash the bottle, smash the heads, smash the ritual.
Oh god.
Um, he's hiding.
Where are you hiding?
Show yourself.
They both fucking hiding?
Bro, are they both on top?
Blinkies, you gotta get your things.
Okay, okay, okay.
Blinkies!
back shoot him blast him with his get him
help me wait it I didn't get shot by the turret I'm surprised
I've just tried to shoulder swap.
Soldier swap?
Yeah.
Oh, shoulder.
No.
Wait, what the fuck was that?
They changed our re-trial plans or something?
They look fucking weird.
I'm pretty sure they did.
They look weird as fuck.
They're flashing when they're low.
There's some blight when they're low, I guess.
Oh, he is so low, bro.
They're like way more obvious when it's gonna be like male able
You're behind here, you know, right?
Good.
Denied one.
No.
What?
Carried?
Stick the cam.
I can go for the banner I'm feeling it
Like, can't might be up in a sec.
Holy shit, literally perfectly timed it.
I'm insane.
Ooh, that elevation.
My game crashed. Pause, pause, pause, pause.
Oh my god, how are you getting the game crash? I thought they fixed it. I
don't know a
Crash like in the fucking practice room
as well
If anything after this game might I don't know gotta restart steam or something. Is your lead client?
Anyone near open a riot plant was like existing, but it wasn't yeah
I was watching videos earlier and he was raging because he got into a game and he literally couldn't connect
Try to like five minutes and got leave your penalty. Yeah, I'm in
Client is actually malware
Yeah
I missed everyone, GDFF
I evolved
I wanna get 200 gold there
No
3rd minion?
Wait, yeah, I got it
Yeah
Fuck this healing la boo boo
I could have killed him
Bro, he has so much damage
He's single and low
He's like 200 damage
He's up here? Up here?
He killed him?
I'm trying to get him
Probably a health boost
Nice
Oh, he's not dead
He's dead now
I'm backing up
I fucking grief that
I
Now I will come in green
Let's go
literally
the worst possible play
dude, for fuck's sake, I'm tanky as shit
he was a fucking already, and he just winning
oh
come on
behind
what the fuck did he get behind me
I
Know I
I don't see one for that one.
Can I get a bullet bro?
Speed.
Do you win?
Okay.
Thank you Mike.
They parried me and then I double parried them.
She's gone to wolf mode.
Yeah, I don't see one for them. Can't wait to swing this baby
Life strike online
So you can kill the sitters for free with three that he's here alone
Oh my god, you're smurfing slinkies
I killed my soul?
Oh.
NOOOOOOO!
If that hit, you would have killed.
It doesn't do that much damage.
I think he had enough HP.
We got two points. Maybe.
I got some body
Killable beam king diamonds on your ass
Wow
Come on mid
I
Know
I think I understand how much HT I'm actually getting, okay it's 81, okay I would only live
I'm gonna kill the team son if I had my strike up
Did you kill the Kool-Aid man
I didn't kill him. I killed Paradox. Hello? I was like, what happened to Buggy and
How's it going over there?
It's breaking all the way through.
We tried.
That's all I can see.
What happened?
The Ross said, ah!
Well, we just, you know, we went for him.
who's followed it?
who's again?
no
I had an ass saved for rag
I had the fucking paradox
that's confusing as fuck
two seconds of silence
off
those are Hayes here too
fuck her up
the fuck out of my lane
hey that's a dire squib
look out of my room, I'm playing Minecraft
I feel so poor.
My pocket is called to sacrifice and then the rest of it.
Why is the whole team in the slain?
I'm really in.
Really?
No.
Whole team.
I see the enemy.
No.
Oh yeah, no that makes sense.
I don't know where the yellow should be.
Get any? You like literally don't get anything for killing the tombstone, right?
You get aids.
Yeah.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
I need it.
Is that a gun dynamo?
What the fuck?
There he is.
Nice.
Wait, it did not suck.
What's that?
I'm losing it.
Here?
Weird shit.
What?
What was in our- No.
Fuck.
Dude, she's max ulti, by the way, so it's spawned 3-zons.
I don't know what's going on here, but I don't know what's going on here, but I don't
know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on here.
Dude, she's max ulti by the way, so it's spawned three zombies.
And I fucking killed myself instantly.
God damn it.
Yep, I've done that.
I'm coming left again.
I'm speeding.
Oh my god, these zombies.
Fuck!
I can't help, bro.
Come on, Macro.
NOOOOOO!
Oh, shit.
No one would've hit you when it died!
This guy just gonna chase me the rest of the fucking game?
I'm grieving, man. I'm grieving.
No!
That's right.
I could dispel magic if I'm slept, right?
No.
is like if you're stunned
yes
I'll run down!
I'm scared. It's finally over for me.
Bro!
She really tried.
I
Report bongo for getting the
He said
You know what fucking report bongo report bongo
He's not report bongo. I fucking hate him
I'm always the victim huh?
Sorry, did he just keep swanning till you kill a thing or what?
Yep.
How do you kill it?
How do you kill it?
I'm helping them, guys.
He's buying duration.
He has duration extended and arcane surge.
So, she's the last one forever.
I mean, that shit is literally just full feed, though.
Like, it gives gold.
Does it?
Yeah, you can only bring that in for a minion.
Nooo!
That haze is...
kinda hazy.
just stamina mastery I was wondering how she fucking gigaflute
clown over here
of
enemies will cut your neck
big town Larry
Big town to share
Purple chase
And I'm an all
I'm coming ever
They chase
What I walked over got fucking banged in the ass
Oh
the
the
I
Got it
Actually
I'm looking for her and I'm in the back room, hitting it in the back room.
Get out of here.
These zombies, three tanky zombies.
I did not get smacked, I outplayed the fuck out of them, except for my ult, I griefed
my ult, and I griefed my three.
they shook the pile of gold in my head and I died
walker yep
those cranes 90
get scared off
I'm coming
the spirit urn is waiting to be claimed
oh, dynamo's behind you?
dynamo's old
bro
okay
you're just gonna buy a useless item
you coming to me?
38k.
Yeah, she's had a slug.
Fuck!
We can land in all three shots!
No!
He said it's bitch.
Bitch.
I got this.
Bitch.
My sweet potato.
My walker.
Is this a no-split-pushing team comp? Is that what we're running here?
Yeah, we're going into a way to get more useless characters on this team.
I'm not one to push a walker.
I'm behind paradox. I need a pause for a second.
if
if
if
if
if
I
What's the plan boys, how do we get a walker I fight this guy push right lane
I'm be lining to green you guys be lining to yellow. Go go go
One one lane has to die
I'm coming, Dyn.
He's got two traps.
He's already down there.
I'm funny at fear already.
There's three right, three right.
I'll take this.
I'm turning the view behind here.
You baiting the melee?
Fighting zombies.
We got it. Silver's behind us.
They're all here!
BOP JOOOOOO!
We got our slot to be.
How are they all there, but there's two right lanes?
We did it.
Well all can mean that there's a lot of people.
Hard to count when there's so many fucking enemies in my face.
that singular guy kill them kill them what are you doing
Oh, we're just... dead.
It's so dope, dude.
I'll be playing gun in the rest of the night.
Every time I look up, he says 10k more on me.
That alright.
He just did not keep going.
I don't think I can kill her.
Why are you pussy?
No, you have a silence.
She can't even do anything.
She's literally dead.
even do anything she's literally dead bro if you want a pussy bitch
what she have is purple oh nice
what's that like the low aura
this is your percent chance we win nice
They got the region. They'll be coming for us soon
All right, we need another operation operation Walker
Give me out give me out give me out
180
no she's really talented and not fed buggo come on ultimate me let's go we
need this walker
ignore the rest
here go go go go
go
to
the
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
we got her we got her low in our base they're low in our base good they're
still have two rezzes
im just getting back to the run
if we don't lose the game this is good
are we gonna lose?
yes
coming back
it's a rodeo
i think i too reduced there's no way we ever
im zipping
im straight zipping this shit
For the gym
Yeah, you're both you're both you just get out
I'm putting this dog down
He has review
He would even matter if you kill
You get a kill this GA right there bongo, but you fail, but you fail, but you fail.
Alright, I'm in.
I'm involved.
I'm in wait.
Why am I dying?
What?
Is her ult not bullets?
Oh my god.
She can pass me right?
GDFF
Herce doesn't remove effects on you, it was faster
There's no what I didn't build
This build sucks because it's building just turd items the entire game.
Curse does now?
Removes?
Buffs?
Oh my god, it does.
Wait, apparently Curse removes buffs now.
Sandman comes for you all.
What the fuck? When did that get added?
Holy, wait, dude. This mirage build is cooking.
I did a decent amount of damage.
I'll go.
I love going to someone's stream and getting a three-minute ad, nope.
It's a beautiful.
I don't make a ham and cheese sandwich.
Oh hell yeah.
Make two of them while you're on it.
Eat one while you're making the other.
I need a few to eat anyway, but your ham sandwich.
I made another top 8 of my dog shit game.
Oh shit which one?
Stryver.
You'll win.
Stryver.
Is that the frosty?
It was the frosty.
Holy fuck.
Unemployed gaming
Yep
You play a
Brigitte fucking swordman
I ran him both I
Died to Melia
You still don't match up or what?
The matchup success one. I like it doesn't matter what I do what character do you pick vibes or matchup?
If you playing both
It sucks for both of my characters. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters man. I meant the whole tournament mother fucker
I want like
Mostly now go
Not well sword man
Me or three
It's awesome bleed guy one two X cow or something you're the guy before
Yeah, the six hour top eight
6 hours?
Why, I'm fucking Eva.
Are there pauses?
That game takes forever, yeah, Bleed's been around.
Young gamer.
When do you play?
You gotta see this, uh, Echo Elioi.
you look at this fucking look at this video it's just echo being degenerate
put on the dress
What's even happening I'm confused
I think he's supering, oh.
Wait, what?
Is he not jumping?
Yeah, I know it's an install.
over the lob and set
trying to install here on the corner
which character has infinite pressure or what?
he's got install available
once the deepest corner carry is possible
this can't play the game
super noon as well taking the limit strike
trying to farm another burst here
and then the pair, I think he was expecting the hop
so now super noon
well, opportunity after the limit strike here
builds the restart
is this literally in one set?
perfect here
he's controlled the corner
finals
So stupid
Is it just too much bar, you know, what's happening?
You can't if you ever run into the setup is fucking done because when he installs he freezes the screen
So if you're ever rolling you're fucked
The mix up is godlike. It's like or high lows in the road
until you freeze it and you can see exactly what he's doing.
Go for some pressure here.
Yep.
Close mid again.
Auto-tagging in place.
OK, time for eight mixups.
What about Yasuo?
I've heard he's broken, too.
Yo, Nistal, thanks to Risa.
I should be ready whenever the Zamp is back.
It is not worse than zero. Zero just kills you.
Is zero a gig of mixup? I don't remember. Yep.
All of Marple 3 is for you to mix up.
True.
Oh, I fucking... not in the party.
See?
Fucking game crash.
My game literally... oh my god.
Okay.
I thought it was crash again.
You think it's okay to toy with someone's feelings like that?
Oh guarantee we have a turret pusher
I went seven
I tried clicking at it like try editing your roster now doesn't do anything
anything
Buggy ass game
Oh, and 15 pocket players.
Oh, man.
Keeling up with you.
Fuck, it's so good, I'm dying.
What do you mean I did fine that game? We pissed on Lane.
Hey, this is better luck.
I'm learning. Fuck you.
Bro, do you know how demoralizing it is to hit masters and then try to go for a game?
It...
You're getting negative gains, that's kinda shitty.
You can just find them.
It requires you to play more if the numbers go down.
is terrible. It's just so high. It's amazing. Do I like Vendicta? Um, you're okay. Do I get
for challenger it was like 14 wins or something from where I was I was like okay
I'm just not even gonna get a hoard yeah I wasn't bad LP games I was like plus
25 minus 13 or something so it's like I would have been fine it just I just didn't
want to play that amount of games. It's like game.
Yeah, it's a lot.
I mean, I think it's only worth it if you're having fun, for sure.
Yeah.
So, like, it means anything to hit Challenger, anyway?
I mean, especially early citizen, but in general.
you're just really trying to prove to yourself that you can do it.
It was like 700 LPNs or something?
Whatever.
Goddamn!
Well that was just a cut off for the time.
You like the survey questions?
Sign of a healthy game dev riot too scared to do it.
What?
Riots ran surveys forever.
Have you never seen them?
don't click them. I don't think they're necessarily always about balance in specific
Jams.
Where do you make you?
Must fucking go.
I do love you, boss.
Shit, perfectly back on time.
I don't get her. She took the bomb and ran it into the Yamato. You pried vindicta.
Yeah. What's wrong with you?
I forgot.
For the feet!
I was just getting the guys ass and he didn't parry I don't got that ghillie presence
One HB at their shop.
Yeah, we'll come one.
Nice.
Please, resist.
So it begins what you got punchman
I fucking got stuck on the the stair. I need that extra stamp.
What is he actually? Oh my god.
Dude! Oh! I killed him from so far away that I didn't fucking get to heal.
Yeah. Get a little closer.
I didn't even know that was a thing!
Fuck!
Extra health.
Yeah.
Who?
Saves.
Fuck, I'm pussy.
Now fuck that bitch.
You think Arcane?
Did you take it?
I
Think these guys
Like
Bra bra bra bra bra you just spamming like me leave on me I
Should be
Think if I'm not really I don't care if I'm
I'm getting the chance.
He's so ready.
That's right.
He's not as far.
How am I taking this?
of
the
one
of
the
I think this can't...
Got a 1600 item in the build but not the build up for it.
Yeah, I could call this.
We just don't contest your bullets to just play around in your ability
Your errors
I have to walk
In the jump
One, one right.
Nope, no parry, no parry, no parry.
Oh my god.
Killed myself.
Like I didn't do that.
Can I kill myself?
we're back baby check the gold I'm not back I am not back we are sober rack
I want to delay fighting if you can.
I just got a oh my god
We're getting stacks out of this one though.
She's in there, and there's the- Get in there!
I can't do anything with this.
Alright get out of there Slikies!
It's fine, you can come kill her one way back.
She's in a weird spot.
Alright she's still...
Get out of there Slikies!
I had no chase left.
How did you get that shot?
Leave the pain to me.
Bro, there's no way I'll have a burn point.
I am your last boss.
We have to LOS to burn, for sure.
If she's still asleep.
He healed? From what?
Oh, ten hundred. Wow.
just get in there get in there shoot the tower they have to leave LOS
missing missing missing missing missing missing missing dynamo
N is
Impulse never mind, the Hazel's not.
Bro, do you wanna have creeps here?
Why are you not shooting the creeps?
Nice.
Nice!
Nice!
That was so hard to get one on Dynamos, so...
Too early in the game.
Dynamos missing.
Oh, Dynamos missing?
We said that two minutes ago.
How about Greens missing?
I'm gonna push
There's a cute people in the house. You guys want to hold on?
Can we really come over there?
I'm gonna boost
I don't have boost today
So five people have been over in yellow lane
This is my died underwalk, huh?
We're all here
Alright, let's get it. Let's get this yellow shit
Let's get this yellow bread
Oh, I said we're all here when you use your mining game.
I'm one there is so many balls there oh my god if liking turns not dog anymore
Yeah, I'm on her. She's gonna lose it in a sec.
Ooh, that fucking landed.
No! I don't wanna die!
Absolutely, absolutely. I have one cable.
I don't believe it.
She's still on me. I'm dead. I'm dead. She wants that ball. Oh, you stupid bitch. Yes.
What?
Dude, what happened here?
Something like, like...
I mean, obviously, shit didn't mean to do it, but it's fun.
Zombie just went out of the camp and took it.
It's what I'm thinking.
The ulti?
Or the skull?
Look at that haze.
I don't know, I don't know.
Dynamo is all
We got the walk and let's get it
I don't think we can siege this.
I'm just trying to take all of their camps.
Yes
Wait, is Kaia where we're going?
She's gone
what the fuck it's a little ball what is that
Uh, rim. I can't.
But like, I can't kill it?
You can take it over it. You can't kill it.
I've got money I didn't my fucking first point in my three so I wasn't slowing them
I'm coming right lane I'm here okay hurting right lane
I'm gonna push.
it's on the ground
Zombie won't just bomb, yes
Go, go, go
Got my double kill?
You know?
I'm alive. I'm alive. I'm alive.
They're dying. I'm one.
I am one.
You got it?
Nice!
That's close, that killed me.
When you get hit by it.
I'm so scared.
Maybe we get out.
I'm mid lane.
I'm mid lane.
You guys got the walker.
I got her maids. I haven't been able to move for the past three minutes.
One is lagged out
Good
I fucking
This is so buggy.
This character.
Shit, you guys are fighting.
Night street top.
You're looking kind of dead.
I'm on them, I'm on them. I'm on Dynamo.
She's bad.
What a fucking... I mean we walked into five of them and a ball.
There's no death ball, they're trolling.
of course we're dead
ahhhhhhhhhh
i dont even see them when i'm right here
at walkers and then they walk up
and i'm dead to four people
baked?
there's something on the arrows
i hear something there
inter chop inter chop
It's infusing or escalating? I'm pretty sure it's escalating.
Hey, this...
No, what the fuck?
So I can kill them.
I'm already tanky enough.
If I'm not getting shot...
Through the blue skull?
By their entire team.
Yes, both.
Goodbye Pikachu.
Hey, you're dead.
You're gonna sprint over?
I'm coming left lane, I'm just walking away, there we go, I'm on a farm or a big game.
They're all their camps though.
Someone right here.
They're a little further.
Can I shop?
I'm not close to you.
I'm not close to you yet.
i killed saeden
where bro?
where bro?
i want a second before i fight
are you looking for slinkies?
i missed everything
oh my god she's one shot
where bit's over here?
holy fuck
i'm coming right side
I
Was like three here
On silver
how she's full heal instant 1k
she heals or she kills anyone during her ult she heals
she presses her to heal us too
what how you do kill me
her 3 heals her
I just mind during the speed.
I am.
Let's do it.
What's that?
It's a convertor in the knees.
How are you shooting them?
You are under attack.
Yeah.
Mr. Beast.
Do it quick before Dynamo spawns.
Oh my bomba!
He's throwing the chicken!
She thought it was him. She thought it was him.
You knocked her or what?
Yeah.
You should siege mid, or something around the sword.
The guy's doing it solo.
One more, one more, well, one.
One assist.
One base.
7, kind of oil?
Oh!
I blew her up!
Still missing.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!
Good, good, good.
I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping, I need you to run, get no redo, no redo, no redo, no redo,
do not kill yourself, I'm going, I'm going, okay, I have to go to base, I will base, I
I have to recall
of
I need to go behind him right now.
Engage the camera.
What?
Seven low?
Push this.
One!
I know you're already.
Just load one.
Oh, you?
What the fuck?
No way.
Okay.
That's my sense.
Listen, I had the shot.
Uh-huh.
I sure had it right, well me.
Can you even help her with the vision?
Alright, I'm out of here.
Are you in it?
Can't help her with the vision.
I guess we lost one.
Graves.
There's zoning bombs.
I'm out of here.
Nice!
Where are you?
Make sure you have all your body parts.
Med-Duby Zampa.
I'm ready to go dick on Earth.
I want the whole team.
I want them all.
I want them all. I'm going.
I don't even know who you're fighting.
It's the...
Oh my!
More, more, more. Fight, fight anywhere.
I'll fight anybody, everybody.
I'll give you a movespeed.
I don't know if I gave you a movespeed.
Great talent by myself, I suppose.
suppose
We're walking into the base
I'm in there I'm getting in there
Get in there
one oh
How that hit there's an expanding wave
Oh
Under the shrine
I kill two in the fountain.
I'll start, I guess.
Random trap saved me.
Going for AIS?
Why did she go into full?
I
What you didn't have any fucking healing
What's going on a goose face lads I'm in the fountain
I mean your base
I'm sorry, they won't be going in for you for two and a half minutes, okay?
Holy fuck!
You see?
Dude, wouldn't die!
You fucking die!
The dog's dead, dude.
The dog.
The rat.
Oh!
I just double killed the same people with the phone, no way.
Wait, your core is fucked, look at my gold.
Yeah, but this guy out.
Yeah.
Wait, let's kill the haystack.
Where?
You all right?
Bloodbomba!
Aim better kill yourself.
Huh!
from two different enemies.
Finally.
Which guy said that?
The Silver said KYS.
The Dynamo said aim better.
I found out who I'm reporting today.
Who'd be lose, slinkies?
Or to slink?
Will you regret all the time you put it into this game when it goes end of service four
months after release?
Yes, I will be regretting every second of it.
gonna be so sad. Nice she's someone else on dead block. Yo! I played any characters yet?
I played Graves like three times. It's pretty fun. I played Silver once yesterday with my
token he got the baby I'm sorry to think the baby ain't real I've actually never
heard it crying the mic thoughts I have yep same thing with boom boon's kid and
wife like never seen it never heard it never heard her I could have a baby
for all I know.
Oh, they got four of them.
Take the forest.
Celeste or silver?
What if I had to choose between the two?
I would choose silver, but we're talking who we want to release yesterday.
Yeah, how to get Mirage.
I put on one prior.
How do I dynamo?
Your dynamo? Nah, go next.
You're cool, eh, man?
Next.
Uh, yeah.
Wait, who's that dynamo? What the fuck you lied?
What are you gonna do about it? So what if I fucking lied?
Nah, I hate liars.
Oh, did he?
Did win our lane.
You know, actually you should take a trade before you kill a banner.
Well you trick boy guys trading.
Two daggers.
Two daggers.
I'm fucking parried.
Oh, I meleeed the skulls.
You know the melee of the skulls, right?
Dude, I'm adopted. He's adopted. Damn. That's cool
Poor manny. How long were you adopted?
He's adopted for a weekend. Am I going to a white truck? Sometimes
I've landed every dagger. I miss one. Alright, I miss one.
He's like, if I were to parry there randomly, I would have just killed him.
Should we in your face?
Yes.
I got you
Oh
Bro why why is everyone just fucking
You get shit on it and she doesn't roll towards me
Oh really?
I was saying heavies are not thing anymore.
He definitely should have had it.
I'm getting fucked for heavying on Billy.
I saved the wave, no worries.
You lost nothing.
Yeah, I hadn't played him before as I was trying with the two and it's literally the worst thing you could do ever.
Yeah, it just like it literally slows it down
How do you want behind the wall? I want graves so I'll
Went to the creep. I mean fucker. I slowed her
What?
It's a diver.
Nah.
So like my period, he's in period of power.
Yeah.
Careful.
Hold it in here.
She's in deeper.
He's in deeper.
He's in deeper.
Kill the skulls.
Oh, the skulls.
Oh, fuck.
No.
I'm high.
Alright, I'm jumped.
Did some great teleport there?
Holy.
We knocked her healing right?
I dagger her, she slowed?
I have no agency here.
I have a new agency here.
Got the banner?
There you are.
Thank you.
I had to look at her abilities.
She just auto targets left quick as well.
And then that skulls.
Yeah, that's literally just a left quick.
It drains your weapon power and gets her spear resist.
Not it, not it.
Oh, I'm stung.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Yeah, that was, uh...
They didn't even jump at me.
Oh, it's coming.
Unfortunately.
The wave is saved.
No worries.
Don't worry.
I'm back with a feed.
she's still low
I need any damage.
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
Nice!
I'm going.
Oh.
Dude, it's just not worth going for the tombstone.
Disrespected and back up.
Hey, you get fucked.
I guess you both are killing us.
Yeah, you got like 10 souls for a little guy.
Actually, just one.
No souls, I think, for the tombstone.
Okay, I'm pretty strong.
Peruv?
there we go take this shit
he kills mitch
what's up bitch? what's up? what's up?
where am I? what's up?
To read you can bait her maybe I've olden five she comes in
There's a bunch of little things running at us free money free money split it. Let's see five. I got ten you get ten
No all on holiday, what the fuck, she opened some time.
She died.
Fucking uphealed someone.
Not the same one in my stand, bitch.
Okay.
I tried to be nice.
Finally, something in the tower.
I'll see that death!
I will do damage!
I'll see you later, bro.
Take a little shit.
I'm going to go left lane.
I take the rune. Who's here, Kai?
Okay.
Okay, I gotta go back to my lane.
Meiling?
Flood?
What the fuck, her dead body just ulted or what?
I'm gonna be a demon, man.
Yep, he's coming.
And so is the cat.
Oh, dude, that's amazing.
A fucking amazing- I'm fucking- ah, give me out of this lane.
Yeah, why is there a holiday in my lane? What the hell?
This doctor is too hard. Sorry.
How's he pened for?
Yeah, you're gonna have to help us.
Cultist sacrifice?
Who?
Dynamo.
Nah, cultist sacrifice is OP.
Yeah, is that why he killed me? Because he's farming your ass?
He's reging.
Oh my god, I just got fisted by that.
He is a hedge.
We're rich.
OHHHHHHH!
Big John Larry throwing my game!
Bro, the walker did so much damage, he hit 800.
Bro, I was about to buy there, fuck you.
Yeah, the slam does 800, it's insane.
I don't know how you get slammed, it's like 600.
Yeah.
I'm done killing him. I can't kill him.
Fuck you, Sheikin! What did I do?
It's half-HP.
True.
Try this Fiend move and kill me in a row.
I try to use a gunny character to deal with the Grades. I cannot handle zombies.
Oh
Walk my old
I'm going to come in crazy is running for me
Kind of deep I'm here
Not dead through the floor this guy's an AI
Begging for help by the way
Didn't even want it
Oh
You seem to be dying the fucking the whole house was it in me
the skulls the ghouls everything in the game was whooping my ass
just got ult pretty low unless you one shot
I'm literally just crouching on her.
Oh, there's a diamond walking on me.
They all vote. Every old man in the game is up.
Amazing.
Okay.
They're chasing?
I need a little HP.
The diamond was on the bridge.
Great.
Oh, she gets so much health. You're fucking doing things.
I'm here all over and I man
I don't know if that's a problem or not.
Looking at graves?
Crushing the tower.
I'm here for outer.
I don't think it should work like that. It should go through creeps and that.
that
spinning skull emoji
this is a really good
toxic bullet inhibitor game for me
you would have said that no matter what happened
it's always a good
toxic bullet inhibitor ricochet
Surge of power burst
Magnum name Magnum gun
How's this guy not so rich
I'll run, alright, respect that.
I don't know what's going on here.
You.
And by you, I mean not you.
What the fuck?
The other you
And you she doesn't tell you no
They're all money
where is her derrius
i'm split pushing
see that hurt
that hurt
where the fuck is my drifter
the teamfight character
sure
that hurted me
more than it hurted me
No way
This bitch has to underground
Oh my god, serious
Jesus, what are you doing? This guy's doing a fucking vent machine
The Great Escape, holy shit!
That was off the fucking bin wasn't it?
Yep.
What the fuck?
Nah, he's crazy man, he's crazy.
I'm only hitting wave, that's the game, good luck everyone.
Nah, but he's crazy man.
I'm trying to push walkers and they're just coming up and defending.
fucking pussies
i can fight them but i'm always outnumbered
i'm looking at the water right now
crazy cat bird style
oh shit behind that sneaky please don't leave me
Oh god, I just sent him back.
Dude, I tried to press 2 on you and I just went to a fucking minion and then my cooldown
was down.
I'm in bugger friend
Wait, can you grab me I'm standing still
I just we just lost a walker for free congratulations
What the fuck is my drift that one was the last time you hit an enemy I need to know
I'm fucking dead. I'm fucking dead.
You gotta go fast. You can't be, uh, you gotta go.
Cut her off if you can.
We'll lose our walker to minions while we fight for the Zern.
I'm 1 HP, I'm boosting back.
I'm bouncing!
I'm gonna put it up here and start it.
Just load him.
Put the iron in.
How am I 1v6 in here?
What are we doing?
I was zoning with my ult, only got the iron.
Drifter's useless.
I think Zed is dead.
I don't think there's so much any character that can fight her oh my god I'm so dead I'm
so good no this guy just speeds it like metal skin
I don't know if you thought so
Can anyone get the right line before me and the way to the left there?
What is this circle? What?
Is this...
What is this?
Is it changing animation?
I didn't know
Was that like on your team?
I have no idea, I need some gold though.
I'm so Brock.
Very cold on the north, begging to die.
I'm behind the hall there, yeah.
Coming.
I can't see people.
I can't see them?
Good bitch.
Running.
What is that?
Oh fucker.
I knew it was worth it
Bro, the fucking turret just burned me.
Got caught now.
And what are you gonna do about it?
What are you gonna do with this lead?
It's impossible to walk your van.
They're feasting.
Oh, Joe?
I'm not going in there.
I can't get there at the time.
That's a 1k bomb.
I'm not Amazon delivering that.
Any y'all?
probably trying to come left for green walker so maybe we can get yellow
other little graves there with a roll trying to solo push
yep not dying on us so they're
It doesn't have a hole, I'm out, I think I can actually go for this right now, yeah, there's more, they're walking out.
I don't do any damage to him.
He curse if we walk into it.
Okay.
I'm coming left.
He's one.
He's literally one right here.
I'm gonna read it
No
Punch you but not her
I'm fucking scary.
Hello?
Hello, yeah.
Did he just die as a zombie?
I was fucking parry, motherfucker.
Did he just die as a zombie?
Where's my team?
I'm fucking dead man, I'm dead!
Stupid as diamonds one build man. It's so annoying his refresher green is about to die to minions
Nice
Actually huge
There's not one isolation
and
and
and
and
and
and
Um
Nobody stop the fucking hole
A big one gaping if you will
Old fat bald man is in the flank
Making it nice and cringe
Oh, he's bouncing
Why didn't you get knocked off the zip, bro?
She jumped the last second I believe.
Hey Federal B, he's 1-8-C.
Slow, slow, slow.
Knocked on Zip.
It's over.
It's over.
Is it Calico in the base? Dead?
Oh...
Our green walker is under attack.
Bring the low note, Fall.
How about that right walker?
I'm going for a walker. I don't trust this drift. I would have got so much fucking money if I killed it. Oh my god
Look at that. You have the drifter
Wait, should we be? Or dead. Maybe she beats probably
My beast damage is low
I'm gonna die for this dude, I don't even give a fuck.
Oh, that's...
My grave is behind you, kill her.
We're not gonna have time for beast boys.
I'm gonna speed boosting over.
Half their team's dead.
What?
There's no beast.
We do not beast, we do not beast.
Just take the fight, just have to walk.
Yeah.
Good.
back at me that's behind us need leech all right let's get leech
coolie band coolie band oh fuck
no guys what just happened
you will get a bomb off here it will be worth it plus one stack baby
plus three you went from 108 to 109 I don't think that's a plus three
you're trying to end I'm here I hate it's one person
careful they're pushing up
fucking band of smart thank you
I'm dead
I don't know why they're not feasting, confused, anything they can send.
I didn't dash in, what the fuck
I can die in the creep right now.
I'm gonna burn the mid and I don't wanna die.
You fight?
I didn't kill you.
Wish me luck, guys.
This is you.
Or did you?
We got one.
Or did you?
You do not kill yourself.
You don't kill yourself.
though I basically got my one one for one I can read wait kind we need man
Right here.
Okay.
That's great.
This is not funny.
That's just a battle for him.
That's a pressure.
That's all it's up again.
He has all up again.
We gotta get in there.
I'm gonna go back up.
Oh wait did I leave the circle?
It's not invuln with one.
You need two for invuln.
Huh, really?
Yeah.
It gets giggity art with one, but not invuln.
We're doing better!
BALO
For the shit
I got a 20k damage
Fuck
OOF
OOF
That's good
I think I'm good. Let me put away in barrage for a while
My ears are ringing from his
Return fire metal skin broken on shiv why would they be tied to shiv?
What are you doing researchin'?
Gizzy?
Are those words? Are you playing again?
if there's a mirage on my team, no, I'm not playing against him, so I'll put it like that.
No, I'm just gonna start with the game.
The game.
I'm not sure.
What the...
You...
...listen...
I got a silver game yesterday.
Looks like I have bloodletting...
...frontlining.
I mean it's not necessarily like...
reason enough to buy it I don't think it's bad or anything I think it would be
good in games where their gun guys are popping off I'm just curious why you
meant shiv holy fuck I got rim what the hell
I got a cute candle on my tail.
Huh?
Why'd this guy here?
Who, Wizardman?
Wait, you're the best lane to go against, Wizardman.
Why?
why you're all too useless
what bro get these skulls off me what the fuck
flying fucking same brain cell
that guy's a psychopath what why did he do that
what the fuck is that
I'm a game bug.
Fucking Autobots sprint boots, are you kidding me?
The boots are good.
Bro, this game fucking sucked off.
Yeah.
They're not getting in daring speed anyways.
More trophy claspy.
I'm getting cancer from this already I got heals for you 30 seconds
No, I tried turning it
You see it who?
Who they haven't noticed the magician
No, Perry no Perry no Perry
There's no way
Okay
You see you didn't notice
I'm so sure
This is
I just, I just swallowed a fuck ton of water.
You spam F keys to practice being the faker of this game?
Yes.
I don't like how they work. It feels very is buggy
Cive to Rengar leap on Victor
Am I empowered huge charged up
On the top rope
and
sprint boot is the literal worst possible purchase it's all out of combat bonuses
stand out of combat for a second
I must have misclicked it and swat my build
in during speed. It's in during like the best
item in the game. Like it's fine later sure
but I'm not fucking rushing
Moby boots is literally what I'm doing
You're you me it doesn't matter. I just bought Moby boots
And press your turns on the wave to be cringe and you feel the effort fuck you
I'm giving you 10 seconds
Oh, he gave you one.
Oh my god, I'm dead.
Oh my god.
That was the whole duration.
That was something.
Don't be a jerk.
Don't be a jerk.
You get a burst of healing and then there's like, smaller region of the duration?
Yeah, it just doesn't last like the entire time.
The holy fuck it's tanking so long.
Yeah, the empowered minions are actually so cringe.
They're like not strong gun characters.
Yeah.
he's back he's back alert I'm gonna go by no honor roll no honor what do you want
to do to sit there and wait for an hour
reckon what inside of you
all you watch me into them you freak
what do you mean I'm sitting behind a pillow
just kidding
You just fly out when I'm done?
That fucking turtle!
What?
We got a bird, bird coming right, bird coming right!
Just kill yourselves, the bird don't finish it.
I couldn't accept that bird any faster.
I honestly didn't know what team the bird was going to be on.
I- what?
What?
You're fucking deaf, buddy.
It's okay, he doesn't have ears.
in the way of the perfect home never play with anyone that is great on so you
let the enemy bird here you should work
help there's a skull I can barely kill it oh oh oh you don't go mail it
That was a long way.
Hello?
What's up?
What's up?
I'm not in the game, they didn't want to bury me.
You look like you're dead as fuck, Kai.
Is that true?
He's gotta just keep trying to stun you.
Okay.
You got anything?
Oh, my foot is got nothing for it.
Oh, I got a hurt.
He's like being literally.
Is he hiding in here?
What are you hiding in here?
Wait.
I don't know I got in the room and he was gone
I'm confused.
Oh, he's back.
No longer, by the way.
He expects us to wait this long.
I'm in the tunnel system.
I don't know where I'm gonna end up.
Okay, I'm in.
Oh my god.
Nah, fuck this dog.
Fuck a dog.
What the hell?
Are you kidding me?
It doesn't even matter.
What?
Stop right.
Did we did leave?
Yeah.
Oh.
The game literally won't be scored.
Mastery will grow
That was sick wasted our time as you have no honor. I love you me
So they make us spend seven minutes in a game
and it's a free reward. I don't want to play you Pikachu.
What do you mean free reward?
Wait, that's cute. Holy shit. Her shift? Or his? They jump on the bellow?
Seen this shikibongo? Which one? What am I looking at? Rim shift? Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That's your blanket.
Slide on the pillar.
What's a blanket?
Yeah, she didn't realize the shit.
When you do the like, the side dash, you do like the air spin, to the kick-a-loor.
And then you do it on the wall jump.
I'm not sure if you can hear me.
Wait, how are you supposed to use the right click for movement?
Do you jump at the same time?
Or shake at the same time?
They knocked the shit out of it
Is it just useless to do or just does less?
It is less I don't know useless I another nerfed it since we played it was cringes fuck people like
Wine around shit. Yeah. Yeah, I mean city is last dude. I feel like they should take that down a bit
They kind of slapped if you built for them, I mean, it's just hard to notice because it's just ticking over like an hour and you can like stack it
They don't even see the immediate impact
and
and
I think they'll take a turn fire.
We got that back you can
The mother of a cute long key, it's okay. I'm doing sister token. I
Wish I took it
Very important stuff I'm doing at the moment
Are you on the maple story buddy? Oh shivering. Yeah, I
Was filling the room with posters
I got Torbjorn!
What the fuck do you know?
Seven!
Ravey!
Hey, it's me, Moe. What's up?
I'm not playing Moe.
It's actually both.
Wait. Oh, God, wait.
Wait a minute.
Oh god, it's Kai's and that how my bells it's me
I
Know wave like a no way. Yeah, I'm real with it
Yo get the banner vision
What you got
What's going on in this way?
I have an infernace squinting at me, trying to melee nothing.
I suck him off the water.
That was good.
the
stun with wallstone
the shit went hard
let's fucking go Pikachu
please
What are you doing going in at one bed?
Okay
I
Can't I can't
One HP
What are you and kill you? That was actually bad. She could have gathered me to yeah
All right, fuck it, but she could kill anyone though
Well, I got that ball stuck there screaming you
are you that's how I'm feeling
another sample
I was in base dying
this guy is just one 7-5
no no no
I kill him now
nice
we did it
I don't know how we did it but we fucking did it
I put her to one and then she walked up
Oh
What is happening
Friends just finding a mic a fucking teacher
I see you do it back
Yeah, this isn't real.
Huh, that was all in that predictor.
He's all the-
Burn it, burn it!
That guy's dead to fucking zombies.
I've got party in the fucking building.
What?
They're, um, aggressive.
I actually trolled that part, I do too.
My two was not leveled up.
Is that right?
Still fucking over on me. What the fuck?
of
the
Why are you so low?
You're longer than me, I'm a fucking melee character.
Oh god, I'm running, I'm running.
No!
Somebody help!
There's a dog on me!
Yo, run, run, run, run, run!
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Skullball.
He ran.
Did you just need to burn it?
What's that healing?
All around the corner trying to kill me is burning me.
He just walked into me and died.
Son of a motha.
Okay, okay.
Like this shit?
Yeah, for the curse healing though?
She healed out of form or what?
She punched me and she healed for like 300.
I'm fucking carried! I pressed the key!
What is my ping?
I'm not really...
Ping this.
Heard the higher the ping, the better.
If you're low ping.
Oh, I don't know where to ping.
Oh, heavily pinged.
Wait, does that help?
Do we make you heal more?
I think you can see region, yeah.
On the camp?
Something?
What the fuck?
She fucking flew!
Yeah, gold.
Yeah, I'm going back to fountain, buddy. Good luck.
Oh, they're pushed?
Actually, I have a son.
Are you setting silver?
Just fucking...
I'm going to use one of these.
I'm confused. It didn't work.
What the fuck happened? What?
What speed is it then?
I get door man in here, he's going up, I have a stun, race,
You thought you were dead at me?
Oh, what the fuck, bro?
Wait, how is he so pained?
Who?
Oh man, fucking four kills.
I literally did one shot move that bell.
It's 400 anone.
I got more of that getting from it.
Okay, that guy just hit me from a different fucking count.
I don't even know what I'm doing.
This is bloody god, being on damage.
Is that gun buff?
I don't think there was any of them.
Damn it, thank you.
My one is fucking shoring her.
He's using it?
He can't control himself.
I've stun him three.
From there.
Oh, I've stun him.
She's not stunned!
What the fuck?
Fuck that.
Fuck that bitch.
You see on the left?
He's going to that.
Where are they going for the rune?
On the rune, on the rune.
Oh.
I see the enemy.
He door- he door- me!
I'm in the door!
Save me!
You ran away.
We should get out of here.
Wolf girl's here.
We're nearby.
She's so fucking hot.
Oh my god.
No, no, no, no.
Oh my god.
You're bad.
yellow guardian
I'm gonna need you to give me the banner
get me spider-man's balls
on a platter
but you're low as fuck
oh my god he moots me
one belt and 350
you had one job asshole
he got bald
three yellow, three yellow
broke up bald
you're three in my lane? missing? missing?
also gun ram, gun ram
Rem
Explain
Let me out let me out
Well, I suppose your worry is likely mounting as we speak, but eventually it will give way to
This group over here so much you I
Have a dog on anyone anyone green
I'm not going to ring.
Help, please. I have a big ball.
Help!
I'm on the way. I'm on the way.
Are you below? I see you.
Jump up. Can you get the jump?
No.
Sun's active. Sun's active.
Fucking bitch.
Bro, she was right at me.
Yeah, I've seen that round. It felt good
Hmm
Very tragic. He'll be right there. I need 100 MIS.
You want a gold be good?
Oh god, he's a dog!
I'm here.
The detective fights for family.
Burn, guys.
Wait, there's a door.
There's a door.
There's a door.
burn dies wait there's a door there's a door
no way
dies we lost a walker what yes I need help
you're fucking useless nice nice very glad control your fucking lane buddy
fucking a retard
alright I can't with his dog
You threw the game you actually threw a fucking dog just fucking me man
That's kind of a weird thing to say
the holy ball build
hold my ball build
time to out that me
I'm gonna help me they're on me guy
What do you want got that right from them I send my thoughts and prayers your way home
What do you want your fucking body?
We caught the damn bastard
Well played
And now we're going in team fight phase two
I'm glad I have to pay for other people since there's weird
To the name bucko, yeah, say it say the fucking name
Judge oh
just middleings
Give me fucking push this Walker. Hello
He's getting bald
I
Said how do I push wait
Let's push wait doorman doorman doorman
I got crazy balls crazy balls crazy balls
Oh
No, we need to push this walker right now
This guy old this guy olden
Japanese
Even dick to behind one of us has to die man the fucking walkers or
There's a bitch killer
My balls going nuts my balls going nuts all right, I'm out here. Oh, no, it's gone. It's gone. Take it take it take it take
Are you kidding me?
Nice.
I love it.
Uh-oh.
Is a doorman chasing me into a fucking base?
Say something.
Say something, you freak.
Use your eyes silent streamer silent streamer
Oh, you had a lane with me
Yeah, actually no, I feel your trauma after having to lay in the same path nevermind. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm coming
No, I feel that yeah
That's horrifying no one should have to suffer through that
not only
The infernace was oh, we said we did one point
I'm so close bring my camera
This game is perfectly even what does your can't be in this context buddy some my half of the map
You should get his fat ass off of here
Bob Joe, what's up?
Can you group with me?
Oh fuck.
Can you push?
Alright, right now, mid.
Oh, there's a guy behind us.
I'm ready to go.
Oh!
I'm on the rim.
Nice.
I'm ready to go
Nice riding that shit with you buddy
The fucking turret ate my dick!
We're playing so much pressure, literally they can't do anything, they're separatating.
What the fuck is this drifter build
One straight for the lucky shot toxic hunter lucky
Oh, I'm slacked
After the sinners up, I don't know
So like every 4 minutes I guess?
I'm so bored, I'm so bored.
I actually just got changed from 5 minutes.
So you get to join the team fight. Congratulations.
Push mid now. No, no, no, no, no. We get it right now.
We just got way walker.
We can kill it. They're spread and dead.
Get that ram looking juicy.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
I'm fucking disarmed.
Oh my gosh, she's getting dickfucked!
I'm dropping yellow way to come.
Just you.
What?
That.
You killed him.
Holy.
He's impeccable.
Your friendship.
Let's go, man.
Let's go, baby.
I'm gonna kill you.
Let's go, man.
Let's go, man.
We just lost lane to gongoran.
It's not even dead.
That's so bad.
They're 8 and 26 in that lane.
You wanted here and I absolutely didn't say
you didn't say anything.
Just do it.
And then these people should be killed.
Beast!
Beast!
Beast!
Do you have any more of your game with midbots?
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I do.
I got the help, dude.
I need a lot.
I need a lot.
There are two formations to set.
A small blue rocker is under attack.
Why that birdie boy flat at birdie
Can't let her live
DK it's 6 a.m. Is that Donkey Kong
But the web just uses the vindicta as a getaway car
Yo yo yo, cut, Bungo, Bungo, hello! Silver!
Ow!
Lostork is back, babe. What the fuck? You motto, you motto!
What the fuck? I need to just hook him.
I
Was my three still active suck them off to death
Just turn my three on no matter what
Yeah
I'm like this on this fucking dog get her off of me
I feel like stonem in the animation.
Whoa!
Get me out of here!
Oh!
I'm fucking alive.
Damn son.
Big fat mo nuts.
to the live
damn son
big fat mo nuts
get a mo
oh right, do you make some invulnerability
oh shit
didn't go Pikachu
dude that's me
24k objective damage.
What the fuck?
And you doubted the balls.
The holy ball build.
it fucking hurts if they stick in it yeah that was one of the first things I
noticed when we started playing against seven balls just melted me yeah also this
the funny like time the melee on the stun kind of fucks with their head
It's such a short game.
I'll try it, Wolf Girl.
Uh-oh.
What do you mean, uh-oh?
Uh-oh.
It's not like you put a private token on her.
What do you mean, uh-oh?
I'm just worried for our actual match.
No, you're going to Pog and be like, oh my god!
When I build the same exact Abramitems on her,
punch them
sure
sure you do
you can be the first person to be full spirited
heh heh heh
try it right now in this tool
are there spirit ratios or
I've never really looked at ratios what's like an insanely good ratio
on the skill, is it like 2?
What does 7's ult do? Is it like Kennen ult?
I mean it's like Kennen ult in the way that it's an AoE lightning storm, but...
Spirit Silver
It doesn't stun, it just, if you're in LLS and you're in the AOE, you get ticked, you get ticked every second, and then you can cast a lightning bolt, which I think stuns actually.
Now even the dot on the leap is just horrible.
And it gets like bullet resistant shit.
Why is there even a dot? That's literally just to apply a bullet-resistant shredder. There's no other reason for it.
And the fuck with this build.
Are we getting anniversary skins, Tuchel?
You can sell a Delighting Scroll item?
Ah.
I see.
Dude, how long is the delay from the lightning bolt?
On 7-0?
I keep shooting it and I can't tell if it's hitting.
7 balls, a 0.5 scaling, spirit damage per second.
Doesn't that sound really good?
Because that's per second, like, what?
is why we ball
lightning scroll applies to all the rules
but you can only play it once
what about divine kevlar though
I saw someone saying that was ass, who ever agrees?
I got silver!
I got 7.
Finally.
I got 6.
Woooo!
There was no mods for silver, other than her NSW mods.
Oh?
How can you mod perception?
I don't want them.
Yeah, actually, you know, it's been in the right line.
I don't even know what's there.
Huh.
Okay.
Okay.
I'll give him the one sec.
Huh.
Okay.
I'm backing up.
I'm backing up.
bye
rest of shots too good
this hero
i'ma start somewhere
go back star there
no carry or a second
what the fuck
I
Did you bury that guy with the fuck I don't know man just tapped it you tapped it. Yeah, I
See them near me. I just tapped it because I know these workers
Looking
I've only been in two games in the night.
What the fuck?
Did you see how far he was nailing me from?
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Yeah.
He uh, he has this as well.
Alright.
Let's lucky go.
You get the farm.
And we get double feelings better.
Oh.
We're so back.
Dude, we're so high leveled, oh my god.
I just fucking...
used...
Nah, that's criminal.
I just leveled up my curse.
He teabagged you!
He just teabagged you!
Oh, hell nah, oh hell nah.
Oh, hell nah.
Oh, hell nah.
What the fuck?
I'm buying the right thing.
Huh?
Yeah, but why is it shooting at him down the stairs with that different color?
see no way and you kill the rest oh my god they just heal a billion I'm just I'm
just setting a fucking standard here right now in this lane it's gonna be
Give him the banner.
Okay, go on.
Uh-oh, I'm getting killed back.
The right item can make a difference
It didn't fucking pop up
Well, you have to push it, like push it early when you know it.
You don't have to, but like you should push it, unless you want to delay it for a sec.
you can activate it early
get that fucking bitch
OUCH!
NOOOOOOUSH!
Fucking go...
I have select, no, you don't.
There's the right wall.
I'm going to go mid.
such a blessing she shall give let's push Broadway are we coming
I'm coming mid your bunny
I'm gonna die.
Oh my god.
How does that calm down?
I think I'm dead.
I don't see what's going on.
I'm very fucking... the cat matched me.
Nice!
OOOH! Take it! Take it!
OOOH!
Holy shit, dumbass.
Take the sinners.
Massive T-Bag.
On her by the way.
Her mental is gone.
What are you taking down, dude?
You didn't get the sinners?
I don't know.
bullet resistance and headhunter. not headhunter, hunter war.
let's push this siege deal.
I don't know what to do with this one.
I don't know what to do with this one.
What?
I think it's right.
Why was she not dying?
What the fuck?
It's okay, we got like four on fucking yellow.
So green should die.
Oh my god, I'm 180!
I'm speedzippin'
Today is just not going your way is it?
I shoot!
My telephone won't pay me.
you know some of the plans versus zombies yep it's what's great again
I got him half, he has ult.
We got the job done, Siki.
Oh, I'm getting bagged.
I'm still getting bagged.
Howdy bagged!
What have we killed him?
What the fuck!
Team that's for right lane. Hello. Hello
Pressure I killed their creep. Oh, you got the camps
I killed their creeps on the way. Oh, then you got the way. Oh shit
How is he live where's my where's my team oh
Oh, you're asking for your team?
Oh, okay!
We're pushing bonga by the way.
Why's there a victor just diving me in my fucking car?
cover
and a fucking not
was he complained about? I can't tell
the entire enemy team came to my lane
I don't know why my lane didn't go to your lane because they were in my lane
oh
got the walker
what'd you do?
nothing
That's why I just want to have that now, I don't even know what to say.
What do you mean?
Where do I live?
Don't care anymore.
I don't care.
You wanna play here in Mayhem?
I'm kind of, I have 64k.
You're all about to be in Mayhem, it doesn't matter.
What?
The mental is shot.
Alright, she just fucking off it.
for all bunnies
How about we just kill the Walker
boring
No?
I'm still boring, I fell asleep.
I walked away.
I'm down to FF, you guys.
Nope, I'm down to FF. Won't help.
I'm so dead.
Oh
How's this
Who?
Oh Billy you're lane opponent. Oh, you mean the guy that was like oh in 40
First time I've seen it right first time I've seen him
You're right
Who's dying?
The whole team. You deserve no team.
What?
This is a bullet red scheme.
Yes we asked the burgers!
Give me out.
Oh my god.
What's up guys?
Did you throw?
He fell for it.
We've actually lost.
There's like three chasing the Abrams.
Oh.
Oh, I don't man instead
What are you freaks doing
Stop throwing my game
Are they on beast there are beasts I wish them luck they're not they're not
I'm running at this walker.
I see the enemy.
Surely he's got it.
The new era is coming.
Got that pressure, got that aura.
Yeah, that was for the victory.
I'm gonna overkill it.
Huh?
That is true.
In base.
Literally have the dog.
Oh, I see Kai's on the magician.
He has to be depressed.
Nah, this haze is so bad.
So bad.
Bad or mad?
Damn both.
She chased me for the doorman door by the way.
Good shit.
I gave her a little bit of a tea bag as always.
I think she's numb to it by now.
She's both looking the left.
I won't get you like our team has.
He's on the roof, just farm your camps.
Will we have anyone to come here?
Get it all to me.
Get me out.
So Victor just died in the fucking walker.
He just fucking healed the whole... what the fuck?
What?
The steering arm is waiting to be claimed.
The victory hand.
You coming?
I
Can feel the whole game
No one's not like that
I just wanted to sit blind and leave
He doesn't have anything Victor. He's fed, but really just an infuser. He's not taking.
I'm coming Mago. You need to all in for the team, for the boys.
I walk into the fucking bomb.
There we go.
That's what we needed.
That's what we fucking needed right there, baby.
What do you mean, you gun grams?
to maul him after I hit him with this. Which is pretty good, no?
Right here. I just have full bullet armor, I will.
It's getting harder and harder. I think I need spear guns.
Oh yeah, I should just buy the game.
All right, you can push walker
Let's take out Calico
Oh fuck
I'm going. I'm going.
You're gonna be dead though.
Hello, we're the one that leads a walk off that.
I died today!
Wow, bro!
One sleep just killed me.
Cool.
One sleep?
Yep.
Holy shit, I was going sick on mode.
I had no fucking arrows.
Oh, that is so curse.
of
the
of
I'll see you soon, Stan.
Bro, what the fuck?
What the fuck was that?!
Nice.
Oh! Avery just going Gingo mode!
I'm at a fucking door! I'm at a fucking... ooh!
What the old man doing?
Oh
Oh
Okay, buddy just old and they still stayed, huh? Okay, buddy
No, I'm ready to fight. No
I look forward to the next
25
shit nigga
wait how you gonna kill me with all that
let's start it up kai
let's get that outnumbered fight
here
oh
man i think it's for you for so much holy shit
oh my god oh my god
what are you doing bro?
i think i'm just gonna
come here
i'm coming i'm speedboosting
On the way
Got it
And it gave me didn't they just went up
Yeah
I got the cannon right there, just gonna flood the list, alright?
That's good, right?
No!
My guy's so fast, I can't even cap him low.
I don't know, but this Calico is doing infinite damage on me.
Move on, please.
Why is this guy not just storming?
I don't know, huh?
I'm doing game for a second.
Let's go mid.
Drawing?
He can do his hitters.
Really?
I don't know, I'm asking.
I think they would be, but.
I think he's an item.
I ulted.
He's, what are you, here, he's ulted.
I
Know we made right now. Yeah, I see that
mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid
I'm gonna spell break
It's my turn to go somewhere else. Oh, you need to commit please team. I see the enemy
come in
nice
There are no ults.
Oh my god.
Do you want to get it?
For the amount of kills I have, I'm kind of poor.
I don't think I have farms since the last 10 minutes.
You were even with me.
Bro, I'm so bored.
Andy D-Bank, nice D-Bank players.
I have one renew.
I think only you can use it.
Can I dispell the fucking focus lens?
Yeah.
then we'll just go mad again
I'm good at big projects.
I want to try to kill Victor before he does, which is literally half a second, fuck, no!
Have fun, don't get dead!
fuck it's fleet
trying to force an arrow, but...
force it
force it
force it
force it
Are you getting into him?
No, I'm here.
What about the other half of our team?
Is this one of the most dangerous players?
They'll be feeding in.
They're having a very strong customer team.
Are you guys spanking?
whole fucking team's cocks!
Ooooooh!
Nice!
Push, push, push!
We're in the waves!
Ain't no way.
Ain't no way!
Wait, that's a wave, I thought it was.
You see, she's gonna pro this here because he doesn't need to aim.
He's pushing with me.
Who's handling the wing?
Oh, yeah.
The wing's already there.
I
Have a look at our Abrams. He's just standing on a rooftop like one HP
Obdo is in the mix he's in the mix
Off though is that is fun
Well, we tried. Well, I tried.
No way!
You really fucking didn't. Aye, that was pathetic.
That was just sad.
All I can say is, what can I do?
I'm gonna do that. What can you do?
That was actually just sad.
The bomb, do I know?
I'll do to smurf that shit.
I don't know what this shell of a man is, but it ain't Dovjo.
A broken man.
A man so beat down in willpower, he has none left.
Oh, you fucking bitch.
I'm dead.
Wow, Fettie is so dumb!
What?
Dude, I got smokey blades and he's dying.
Can we?
Right, Victor is on wall. First and second.
Ace?
our aprons just dipped
hold on, guy
he's gonna kill him with the screen
victory is old, i don't know if he said he doesn't know, he is old
he's unkillable
you silly goose hello punch his ass whoop his ass what the fuck okay can my fucking
down and get up and start slamming. Abrams is in the mix. He's in the mix. He's dead.
He's almost dead. He's still alive. It ain't looking good, buddy. I'm walking away. That
that hurt
i don't think i farmed for the past 20 minutes only fighting yes
yes yes yeah give me in there give me the fucking
a minute yep yep you already know guys just chasing he's there guys in the mix
are they on it no
I'm gonna they're not on mid we can
Take it probably
Fighting or mixing behind I'm here for bee sting
Oh, there's a cat on the inner base. Oh my god, wait my wife
I didn't fucking hack a source.
Head is the broad way.
Billy's dead.
Yes!
This is dead.
You definitely get pretty handy with the living.
There's a massive...
He was fighting his demons.
He picked us up.
There's a cat behind you with ult.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the fucking mid-beast. Oh, yeah, it's green.
They're more. They're more than ready, by the way.
You can get it.
Get the spread.
Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in.
Come in.
They're in mid.
Them's a girl.
You act like you're doing some wild stuff.
The spirit has been seeking to be claimed
Come on, the way to you
He's fighting
Let me live
Victor, pop them, it's possible
He's...
There's a hole
I'm dead, I'm dead
There's a hole, he's dead
I got Calculated
Oh, this guy's still corny
Okay, they have no ults
Victor's dead
Wait, Nick, Nick
I can win
I'm up, I'm coming
Yeah, I'm coming
Go, go, go, go, go, go
It's very boring.
How about her door, man, bro?
He's been plugging solo in for the past five minutes.
Oh, bro.
for it
Let me get the bus please
What a fucking am I
I'm not sure how to do this.
Watch your ass bitch.
Just push.
Long is 1v5.
Long is killing them all.
They're all voice beef.
Let's go Longo.
Alright.
Alright.
He's in the mix, no he's on us.
I'm using A-Mix. It's just A-Mix.
That's all things from downtown.
I'm fucking their whole team please suck them
suck them
What you're sucking too much
No, carry me
No, read you
It's low Calico
He's sucked off by the Victor, bro, but this guy's so annoying
I don't want to fight him in the corridor.
Nooooooo!
There is so much suction, this is not enough grip.
Dude!
You saw that shit?
This is where I can take the gas for a short seconds.
Please, God, someone do something!
Nice make a note huge rescue
I got you!
Stop!
Where's Vicious? Where's Vicious?
Oh no!
I got you out of a charging rush at this point.
Fine, I'll just clear this wave.
I don't know what you're buying, I'm not a fucking person!
a new car
a Lamborghini
still that reactive barrier for something nice
what?
it took the fire stand
it took the fire
what the hell is that on you?
spring?
spring
oh
ugh
Victor has ult again, HPV over.
Just kill him twice, baby.
Someone underneath me.
I'm killing you.
I'm killing you.
I'm killing you.
I'm killing you.
You're fuckin' neat.
Big stun, big stun!
I
Tanked all of their team diving me. Oh my god. What the fuck was that?
Holy shit, man
You have no way
I have.
First you go to the menu, Captain.
Now let's go to the party.
Let's go mid after this.
You want to stop it?
I have to do it fast, I have hacks, they come in.
coming
got it got it got it oh my god oh my god
Oh
That was a satisfying cryo token game
game. 50 minute banger. Can we kill them? Believe it. I'm pushing the right way. This
is the game that was teabagging at two minutes by the way. He didn't stop.
And I'll give you guys a humble thank you, Gaster Boots.
Oh, these fuckers will let me in.
Oh, a fucking double-birded?
It gives so much damage.
Double, like, refresher?
Yes.
No one on stage is me.
mvp guy fuck are you mvp how explain you have no stats you're literally
statless you're statless what the hell i was hitting fat polys and then boxing
victor in the corner well you guys thought of it was boxing victor the guy
chasing me for an hour that guy that was a one fight that dude
Oh shit, you guys are so funny.
What is this damage?
Holy fuck, 106k.
Suckin'.
Bro, I went from, I went from
70k damage to 87 in that one team fight.
All right
Hey
Streams fun all follow. Yes
All we feed cats are quick almost doing demon mode
Singapurion cat
I'm going to go back to my room.
Be after this.
I
I think I'm about to get rich.
We're using the two to redirect
Like you can turn your camera after pressing two to bounce off in a different direction
Oh, yeah, and push them back a different way
Yeah
The thing I was one was
That sounds horrible
I think you can, you can light though. Light works.
Light looks pretty legit.
Fifty cent.
Yeah, you can't. One in three. You can three in one.
Yeah, three in one.
It's like we're laughing.
I don't you want eventually I'm gonna fight you
You gotta click one or two like you can't just spam three to one
Okay, I can oh you can baby
We need to keep this up
Oh yeah you can.
Dude, also her one fucking hurts in gun mode.
Yeah.
I feel like I should be able to...
First I want you to get the last...
The last point.
I got to pull it for every move.
Waiting.
Shouldn't have pissed off a werewolf.
Wait, hang, you moj...
Wait.
Since we're waiting I'm editing my roster.
You scum fuck.
Since we're waiting I'm editing my roster.
where is Zappa?
where did you hit the big town?
I think you're lagging my game, not gonna lie.
Wait a minute, you realize that her one is a quick silver reload?
What do you mean, like it gives you the bullets?
Yeah.
Yeah, but it's a quick silver reload.
No.
Hey.
Wait, it's so good.
That's why it's called that?
No.
Like...
Valve has been waving her in front of us this whole time.
so there so that quick silver reload is her item yeah it's like a blade of the
I don't know anything.
Oh, the champion.
No.
No.
No.
Give up.
You're about to have a real bad day.
I
Wait a second two minutes with those two minutes ago. No, we're good
He's good to go
Yeah, you know, yeah, he's good. Yeah, you're good. He's good
Yeah, you're good. You're good. You're dead. We are good.
Bongo is good.
Where's the gameplay? Dude, we're waiting.
I'm dick lighting, oh waitin'.
Lightin' my dick.
and
way you can really the posters
with
but tried british breakfast spotted dick no
was it
but you follow
and
then always
would you do
sandwich
grandma falling down the stairs
life alert
jazzy
absent
what is that thing in the picture
is it like fully developed
damn
this should sucks
my grandpa had it
but it actually
their act of them since he had it
G G
I feel like that would be like one of the best things the government could help with.
I'm not her caretaker. I can't be her caretaker because I'm not licensed.
You think I'm not licensed?
It sounds like yeah.
For what?
Yeah.
something nurse or like that type of stuff
mm-hmm
you can't hear I'm Pikachu yeah
Billy Billy Billy guys here no not the Billy it's Billy Billy
Yeah, it's short-sighted infant.
45 minutes no walkers to eat.
Well, that's on you buddy. Can't fucking push a walker. Can't do damage.
You want your brawn to push the carry. That's what you're saying?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
The band haze
Not me
That hit
My god, what is fucking biker I hit my life is one right now
She's got two of them in my ass. Oh
My god, so lucky oh
Oh my I did not need to know I'm fucking day
I'm actually dead one not two yeah he shot me with it three times you look at
I bought you in red. I hope I don't get hit
He also bought
He's gonna be out of mana soon. I hit him. He wasted his money man
Diving pop no time the fucking towers
No way, dude.
That was horse shit, actually.
That was actually horse shit.
They got two parries off on nightmares.
I fear. I fear.
Oh my god, I went through the wrong way.
That's my winger.
Guys, Bob Joe went through the wrong way.
What?
Bob Joe?
It's just the front lane.
How did he just fucking heal that much?
The banner?
Got him in!
I need some help with the bomb on you.
Thank you.
This Viper has not stopped shooting me.
I think that's for the money.
Go on, man, one.
You like that shit?
You like that shit?
You like that shit?
So...
Explain how I can't hit a heavy charge?
Mainly like that? I'm out here.
I got the miner, he moved.
That's a W.
Got him, he did.
Big.
I can't hear you what what what
It should be a ball fights this behind you Bobo
Yeah, him
I'm going to banner
of that
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
if
Oh man. Oh fuck.
There she goes.
Did he puntle for something? Yeah that was kind of...
We didn't know she doesn't by the way! What did that mean?
I'm kind of, uh...
She was supposed to die.
What are you doing combo with me?
Oh my god.
Honestly that one's on you buddy.
Thank you. I mean I would have killed her.
She should not!
Wait my game crash my game crash my game crash pause pause pause pause pause pause. You're currently running at Viper. There's a bomb on vindicta
They're both half we're gonna wave behind us there man, this is crashing shit. How is it back?
Don't kill the wave.
Keep kill going, Tire Wave.
You bastard.
Why do I not have ult yet?
I'm dead.
Thank you, game.
Is the middle lane fighting?
Yes.
It's always fighting I'm crashed again. Are you fucking kidding me?
Where did he go
I can't pause but you're running back to base
I mean we killed him dick that I was gonna kill Viper I don't
I'm in fucking fountain man, like...
I'm buzzed.
Yeah.
of
Oh, cool game, then.
One of these in there?
Get back!
Kill me if you can!
Come back, Slick.
Damn, what a slick.
The door man in the lane.
your son playing so hard to get some over
sorry nice
i mean in burgers
you're making this
Thank
All right, I'm coming behind
Maybe not
I'm out of here
Are you I'm out of here. I'm back in here
that is healing right?
He's died of a wolf, he's died of a wolf.
So you know my one...
Where the fuck did he go?
Missing.
Huh?
Oh, he went in here.
I think he's in the closet.
Heck, we're actually in the closet.
I think his eye was gonna open both.
I'm out of here, I'm kinda low.
Who raised Bob Joe?
I'm 200!
Oh, beat-racing!
Don't talk about me, mother like that!
All right, you got my heel
Oh, I thought you mean the dynamo here.
I see a little action in blue, hold up, I'm coming.
Foreman on the roof, again?
Bro.
Behind Vindicta.
Oh my god, Bongo.
I'm too slow
He just zipped back
Where's the big fat heel?
Nope.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, go, won't let me get any gold.
I hate you.
Go, go.
I'm feeling so rich right now.
I feel it's so rich right now.
Take your fucking drill.
Wait, don't kill that batter!
Well, shouldn't have robbed me.
the animals so as all
I'm all think I don't know where I'm going but
yellow you I'm gonna me out with the bird
I'm going for him too
oh he won a game
yes let's fucking go
I had low health.
I was going all in on the walker.
Where were you?
I was burning actually.
Not bad, I won't do it again.
Wait, I'm going the whole way to the lag.
No, let's keep going. They can't stop us.
Only reason they did, because I was low.
The Billy Pack.
Yo, you said don't stop. There's a walker to be taken in front of us.
i've got to use my coltus
i was coltus thing
coltesticles
anyone here that beat me first in the front of my face?
what the fuck is this guy saying?
i bet you smell like old spice
no i smell like dove
what the fuck was that?
I don't think they're hard when everyone's parrying.
I think you just have to assume they're gonna parry without you even meleeing when you're in their face.
Well, this is not a good play, but I'm not...
So you just hold permanently.
Well, look, the boy's gonna miss me!
You play with me? You play for the objectives.
I'm slowing hacks.
This is already a used to, honestly.
I'm toward.
I
Worse so much
All right, you're behind them good
I like to see you tell us
I just got cheese! Where's my cheese?
FF! FF! FF! FF!
Let's go, let's go. They're trying to kill the fucking...
My lash flash.
My lash fucking left me.
my lash left me I was fighting three people than he left me
I missed but you're getting the left hand from me
oh my god
little one? oh
dude I'm not gonna let you knock me up in the air
you always hit him?
you did
I'm taking this game apart break by break because sir break by break. I'm break
You know all I'm ready
He ulted him, not on me.
Whatever dude, whatever.
Dude, I'm so cringe, I'm so cringe.
I fucking ulted and I got blocked by the fucking skulls again bro.
And now I have more people on my side, yeah she's good bro, he's like fucking grubs, he's
like grubs all over again, I'm still good.
That shit's dog shit.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Oh, they're in the ball, they're in the ball!
Oh, he's alive.
Medector?
Medector, Medector.
Oh, he's dead as fuck.
Don't worry.
Nice.
you dead as fuck don't worry nice and now we walk
The walk.
The walk.
That in.
Okay.
What?
Did that hit?
It looked like it did.
Right here.
Your fucking hook!
What else?
You're old these skills shot
Shia balls, holy shit balls.
We are in the mix.
Yeah, we are the best.
Nice.
Is there any way to avoid this semen bro?
who's like my 20 feet
Who's semen bro the fucking stupid walk oh
The fire on the floor. I don't know like I feel like you have to go around it or something to not get hit
It's just cursed
I'm coming, I'm dying.
God, the fucking thing's all blocked in the game, I'm just fucking can't shit.
I see the enemy.
You think we're low on me?
Apparently, you might take 1-8-3.
fucking oh my god
Oh, big heels.
Oh my god.
Oh, the animals.
Oh, the animals.
Oh
No
I'll kill you fucking pussy.
I'll kill you shit.
Alright.
Okay, finish with one.
I'll 1-4. I'm gonna take him out, guy.
I'm dying, you're up close and close.
I give it to you, Scott.
I'm loving this very amount right now.
What?
Damn it, why am I having...
Fuck my dick.
It's maybe the land this time.
Yeah, that's actually the whole thing.
Alright, this time it's gonna hit you.
Fuck!
It's a berry.
God damn it.
I crashed on that pause.
What?
I
Crashed on that pause
What's
The curse of of raw the curse of raw
Star in an Adam Sandler movie $69
I close vanguard wait you both fucking DC the enemy TV season you DC
Bug bass game, that's all I'm saying
Who won pop we DC to I'm good. Well, Stinky's that's
No
It's so fast.
I don't have the luxury of mercy today.
I burned her rat.
Oh god, she's in wolf form.
I don't know where the hell you are.
It's easy.
I literally can't say if you're gonna get run back.
Oh, oh, hook hook hook
La bomba
And I join in on the fun too.
I got a mash as a raise before she fucking back up.
She's a walker.
Rage is here fighting me.
What do you mean?
Oh, what the fuck?
I might as well get to you pushing this lane.
Yeah, they would just make the most sense if I just kept pushing the AFK.
Get not exed! You're so bad!
What happened?
This dude is less fucking me while I'm fucking burning and he almost died.
I carried a fucking heavy for me.
Oh! I even my fucking burn!
They just like three man altered lash
My life for the tower
I really need you back there
I need to it oh
Hit it hit it just hit it I'm all thing from base
Let's go.
I gotta die.
I didn't run that all.
How are they all a little sweet?
Get out of here.
What?
Oh my god, wait.
Wait, oh, he stole the chain.
What the fuck?
Oh
Fucking wolf chasing me at Mach speed
Legolas legolas I need help
I grabbed them you's already dead frail old man no greens
I mean, uh, sorry.
Why do you have refresher on Samgy?
La Ulta, Bill.
La Ulta.
Hello?
When he ults, he can ult again.
Oh, shit.
There is so much pausing, bro.
i'm buying reactive barrier i guess
yo vindicta, vindicta bought spell breaker
she died there and immediately bought it
yeah
makes sense
just full tilt
wait you didn't need unstopable
there's two knockdowns
no
Go on dude.
Yeah.
Unstoppable is my next item.
On the way, on the way.
Petra friend.
Anakra on the sky.
I'm back, leaving my refresher for the next fight.
I know one man ulted me.
Those assholes could be anywhere.
There's a lot of spark up there.
I see the enemy.
Rames are something back there in the background.
It looks like I should get speed during my all of this, at least since I don't.
Holy fuck, it's shit.
I can't read you.
I know, he's just un-catchable with Warpstone.
Lucky I was decent, punk.
Got you there.
I can afford the best, baby.
I heard the sniper scream again.
I got knocked down.
No, I buried us.
Why God, why?
Bormins won.
Bormins dead.
Duh!
I have 120 bonus gear power.
Holy fuck, that's insane.
No one's dead!
NOOOOO!
I have 120 bonus gear power.
Holy fuck, that's insane.
That is so fucking much.
Fighting?
Fighting?
I'm on this Dima up here, he's coming to the gun bot.
Oh I burned him out of there.
No fucking, I mean, this is the most...
Feels like Torment Falls.
YOU! WHAT THE FUCK!
No way, man. You threw. You actually threw.
Oh, there you have him.
Guy's going for the revenge.
I didn't help Blue, I didn't help Blue!
I hope you fucking die.
I
This bit is so annoying dude listen you didn't see it, but you were about to get drunk
dude, I'm so fucking crazy
There's a library. No, I'm permanent if I fucking
Just giving you this super suck
Why did he ult like that?
Why did he just wank?
Nah.
I just pulled a fucking black hole under me.
Is he fresher or what?
He's going to petrify.
Guys?
We lost.
You throwing the game?
What's going on?
The fucking lash ulted.
I got so low black hole into a petrify what do you want from me?
11 seconds
I got 2k'd by the jar.
What the fuck?
The skull's hurt, you have to kill them.
Uh oh.
It's Bob Joe's turn!
Oh my god!
uh uh but that's why he's got another one babies it doesn't stop they never expect the second one
plus one kill
no no no they said wait seven has no oh come on guys what oh cinema what kind of seven build
refresh
Yeah, wait, wait, we could we could
Yeah, let's go mid team
I'm coming in you can mid I'm dead
What actually we need you there you go flash doesn't have time for petty bosses
Wait a sec, oh if I had dormanted that tick tock
And don't don't leave me in here alone
What's the tick tock
I'm so sick of this fucking dynamo
No more res, no more res, no more res.
I
Did it here
Please he buried me again
Actually board
nice
kill the skulls, kill the skulls
she's full AP
i have no more arrows
is she chasing?
wait
the dictant is not listening to me
oh my god i'm so triggered
i'm so fucking triggered
why am i heavying? i just can't stop
it's too addicting
I have enough arrows for all of you bro. I have fucking
430 spirit power
No, he's crazy
Might be time to sell the healing right
It's the core item.
I think we should get your Lillianus.
It is when you're Lillianus long ago.
Phantom Shrike and Sniper? What? With this arm?
Probably not.
Dude, fuck you.
You're dead.
You're dying on me, man.
That guy is so lucky.
You missed out bro.
Keep the enemy.
Spifers, snipers.
Go for the wolf.
Spifers.
Right the nixxer right there.
What is this fucking game what the fuck you saw that ball
What was it I got
Holy shit, what the...
What are you gonna do?
What are you gonna do?
Behind, behind, behind!
Come on!
We're all rooted.
Quick, you're in our base.
Quick, you're in our base.
You can't do it.
You can't do it.
You shouldn't push it.
Any helpers on the shrine?
the
We try and fight them
Maybe forces
Where's my seven another
It's up. Yeah
well guys we have a one-hour game in our hands
is fault is that let me hear me the words
you you
you you usually people who blame others
you are just projecting
like you like a movie projector
Are you a projector?
You.
What movie are you playing?
You.
You little fucky-bob.
He's got you.
Dude, how is this guy not full built?
What's going on here?
Yeah.
He's got the same money.
This has big ass items I guess
Okay, well we can't let
Dynamo
Dynamo has no I don't think yes
Oh, okay, um, oh, he did it.
He's a little spankin' stuff.
Can I have one of them?
Can I have one?
Dude, my balls are so big!
Nobody got any of them.
Kill it, kill it.
Kill the zombie maker.
they got pissed on that was all it's almost up I convert them I convert them
then we pushed and then we will have all on the nexus we have a stop
okay yes yeah well I mean if you spread you can't I'll stay back just not
Can't stay back
You've had
That's a delayed as fuck you shut the fuck up. I'm on the nexus
I'm
You need to stop him!
I didn't stop him.
Someone stop him!
NOOOOOO!
GT Dynamo and Dormant through, leaves the game.
Bro, that's the last say man, he won.
I get so ready to hop on your game.
Let's go, Minecraft skeleton.
hold up I gotta look at that fucking one was freaky
you had the bomb the bird is
but I went full alt build had no arrows just alt CD was 30 seconds that's so
oh cancer
yeah this is pretty cringe
22% execute
yeah
literally better than shibble
with the burst it does
aoe shibble
imagine that
yeah
with a stun
I don't want to look for it.
You done?
I'm not gonna fight you.
I'm done yet.
What?
What?
But I still want to play some deadlock.
Keep on gaming, brother mate.
What?
But I can't.
It'll...
It'll file Q.
Fuck you.
Alright.
Right chat dude. That was annoying the crashes I had in that game
It was tilting for a bit. I got over it after I killed that vindicta and started tea bagging her I
Just like I should have had extra money because there's fucking kills I came back get put into a random scenario
I hope I don't crash constantly
Oh well.
GGs!
Thank you for chilling.
We'll be back tomorrow.
Good night!