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Hello, I am live.
is a real stream I I didn't want my last stream to be me playing Wow before the holidays come
up and I think I've been taking a lot of time off and I took a three-month hiatus and all
that so I am streaming today no really plan no plan really I'm down to do Christmas-y
stuff but at the same time I'm down to fucking watch I don't care I was
watching outdoor boys last night I didn't realize his videos were such a
fucking goldmine and I think he quit or retired
just crazy absolutely fucking crazy I was watching this video four days in
some Alaskan you pick I don't know if I'm saying the right you pick village do
something for Christmas dude like what
hate watch moon I actually opened dude I fucking moon moon I opened his stream
last night so I went back and I watched his reaction to you know spoiler
Gustav dying
And I was like
You know he wasn't he appreciated it and I was like good awesome
So then I went back to the live stream so because I missed it
I was like an hour late
So I had to go back to the bot and then I go back to you know live and then moon is just nitpicking
just
looking for things to hate about
Expedition 33 he was
I mean, he was like, I think Manoco said something along the lines of like, oh, you're letting yourself get close to these guys, huh?
And Moon was so upset about it. He went on a fucking 50 minute rant and then
Well, we went on like a 10 minute rant, but they went on a 40 minute rant justifying the rant and then
Two hours later gets rage baited again into going into the rant again
Justifying his rant about Manoco saying oh, you're letting yourself get closer these guys. Aren't you?
That's it and then people call him a nitpicker. I'm not a nitpicker
It's so great. So yeah, I have been hate watching I've been paying attention. I'm not sure exactly where he is
You're describing yourself when it comes to 95% of mainstream games
No, I don't necessarily hate the games
I usually just hate the people that come along with mainstream games those people in a way to fuck out of me
I honestly don't even like the exhibition 33 viewers. I think they're super fucking annoying. Oh
Fortnite viewers sure among us viewers I shouldn't say viewers people
Yeah, okay our creators
our creator people are fine and all that but I get pretty annoyed listening to them say how it should be the game of the year
And I damn well know they're all ball and gun gamers and I've never touched a game other than Arc Raiders in this past year
so why are you saying that and then
What are some other mainstream games that I really just don't like the people
Like I like League of Legends. I love the people need a leg legends. They're depressed suicidal fucking. It's phenomenal
Love that it's a mainstream game. So it's usually not the game. I hate. It's the people
Involved RuneScape. I fucking hate the route. I like the RuneScape people. I hate the RuneScape viewers
That is actually there's a difference in that sense RuneScape viewers are insufferable
so
Anyways
This guy's the god of YouTube. Yeah, he fucking quit too because I think
I actually, man, I went on an art,
I haven't really been on an outdoor boys like Binge.
I haven't paid attention to this guy,
but last night I did a lot.
I even listened to an interview explaining
why he retired, and it's because
he's essentially putting his kids first,
which is like, I respect the hell out of that.
Unbelievably high, honestly, it makes me like a Mort,
Which is kind of what he's trying to avoid.
It's kind of funny.
He's back.
Didn't he do a stream on someone else's YouTube channel
because that person got their wife, got cancer,
he did a fundraiser?
He's a big religious guy.
He became like a church role model.
That's great.
You do your thing, bro.
You're religious.
I don't care.
What's insane is he's a super-duper religious guy,
yet none of his videos are thrusting
religion down your throat.
Awesome love this dude
Yeah, he's going to you pick village he's going moose hunting
fishing
spearing seals with
Adel Adel, I don't know what that is
Hello! Hi! Jim Pleasure to meet you personally!
Is that a- was that a failed handshake?
Hi! Jim Pleasure to meet you personally!
Oh, they skipped forward, okay.
Why would you fucking hunt seals?
He talks about it.
Again, I only got to about right here.
I guess I missed the most replayed area.
I got to about here, and then I went to bed.
That's a chunky baby.
Oh my god.
Fucking makeshift walkway.
That's right.
He's watching you on YouTube.
You watching me on YouTube?
Hey, how you doing?
Hi.
Alright guys, so this is the village of Kotlik.
Right where the Yukon Delta dumps into the ocean.
See, that's a very serious...
And we're Gossacks.
And we're Gossacks.
Gossacks means Cossacks,
which is the local word for white people.
We're Gossacks?
Yo, so you guys are are you pick Eskimo, right? Yeah, that's pretty cool. You learn to speak you long
You pick Eskimo
Okay, this is I'm gonna I heard three years ago four years ago five years ago or something like that
That Eskimo was a slur
And I just like what really
Doubt it. I swear I saw some post it is not I
Did I see some I saw some post where like twitch was saying that word is not allowed because it's considered slur actually
Inuit I
Don't know I was like really like I've used that word my whole life
I'm all the time is like I feel like my teachers used it too
But I don't know it's super general term. Yeah, I don't know either way
Which? Well how do you say hello?
Waka. Waka.
Waka. Waka.
Waka. How do you say goodbye?
Bigwa. Bigwa?
Check it out. This is their firewood pile.
They collect driftwood. They stack it up like this
to keep it dry.
And this over here is their sauna.
It's not a sauna. It's a mucky.
It's a mucky? So we can mucky.
That's for bathing, right? Yeah.
So you go in there, that's how you get clean, right?
Yeah. You take the mucky and the mucky
The Mucky Vic. The sauna is called a Mucky Vic, and you take a Mucky and the Mucky Vic.
What was the pleasure to meet you?
Where would you like me to put this?
So, my buddy Sam is from Kotlik. This is his parents' house.
And he's a rock star because everyone's excited to see him, right?
Is that Sam? I don't know.
We got some rib eyes. They're still pretty frozen, but we'll thaw them out real quick.
What can you do in Bethel to have a stay?
We got a wedge of brie cheese and this is garlic and honey and it's just kind of all melted and warm
Yeah, it's okay.
He loves Siwa.
I'm cooking dinner and word has gotten out that there's a youtuber in town. I gotta say hi to the kids.
What's up?
Oh my god
I can't go in here
Was that a walka?
Damn
That's a lot of kids when I went to Alaska recently
I was getting this tour or whatever from this like Alaska tour lady and they were saying that
Basically every single kid
Who actually gets a full education in Alaska?
They get a free ride to college like all of it is paid for because they need people to live in Alaska or something like that
That's so that's a lot of fucking kids to be in Alaska
It's hard to live in Alaska. It's no joke.
What's the most dad behavior ever? Yeah right?
So these are for the catching the Cisco through the ice
Damn all right, should we go catch some moose should all right
Let's do it.
Alright.
Guns are out here.
Difference.
Difference is the modern day cartridge.
Hi!
7mm of mag.
So we've got a lot of things we want to do on this trip including getting a moose.
I mean, you guys like wild meat, right?
Yeah.
People here in the native community in Alaska, they grow up on wild food.
That's what they like and when they get sick and need medical treatment they go to Anchorage to the native hospital
So what we're doing is we're gonna go hunt a moose and donate at the native hospital
So they can feed their patients some traditional wild food
Interesting
What does that eat what does that emo plicky?
Here in Kotlik they hunt a lot of stuff.
Alright, this is where I stopped watching.
And Sam's family uses atlattles to hunt them.
Now it's all new to me.
This is cool stuff.
That tips made out of bone?
No, it's brass.
Brass?
That little brass barb right there?
This is a kind of a spear called an atlatal. Are they gonna like it's uh, what was it?
No, come the spear in the atlatal. Are they gonna hunt with those of the guns?
It's for sticking the barb in the seal so you can see where it's going
Oh goes under water the boat could then follow the floating spear and get up to the seal and harpoon it
That's the harpoon right there
What
Geez
Oh shit.
The spears are designed to float out of the water like this so you can grab them without getting your hands wet.
It gets sick.
Keep your hands from going numb.
Man, it's probably freezing out there.
Seal weed, seal blubber, seal oil are a very important part of the traditional diet.
You know it's freezing when like...
You're gonna keep your eye out for seal, and if we see one, that seals the trouble.
When natives are wearing thick jackets, you know it's freezing.
Oh, I can see him. It's a moose. Looks like there's a young bull right there.
What the hell is that sound?
There's too much water. You've got to really think it through before you pull the trigger on these
moose. They can weigh 1500 pounds or more and you've got to haul all that meat piece by piece
back to this boat. There's a lot of swamp right here we'd have to walk through. We'd
have to haul all that meat through the swamp. We're allowed to shoot bulls or cows, but we
prefer to shoot bulls because that has less impact on the overall population. We're gonna
go ahead and keep looking.
There's a moose right there. We just saw another moose, but it's a calf so we're not gonna
shoot it. I wonder how long they've been out here because they're finding like what's
that the second moose they found? We just saw a third moose right over there. Third?
Ran into the bushes. How many fucking moose are out here? We just saw our fourth moose
but we let it go. It was standing in swampy ground and trying to chop it up into pieces
while it's under the water or in the mud is just a mess. Shooting a moose in the right
place is just as important as shooting the right moose. Four of moose in like 45 minutes.
It's a lot of moose around here. There's so many moose here that the limit is three for
This is where our moose laid down.
Three moose for one guy.
How do you even do that?
Oh wait, he's making this one.
There's a big bull over there with a huge set of antlers, an inch of saucer and all.
There's another cow over there and she's sitting in the water up to her neck.
We've already seen six moose.
Dan just saw another moose.
That's number seven.
He was walking down there and seeing.
We've just saw two moose and one of them is a bone.
Oh, how's your head?
You just saw a big bull come across the river and come up onto the bank.
Oh, there it is.
That is a big animal.
Wow, the back end just went down.
Size of that.
That is a big animal.
Could be closer, but it could also be a lot worse.
You've got the deer on this.
I got more than a sneaky feeling that that was the easiest part of the whole process.
Yep.
Yep.
Moosa like deer, they lose their antlers every year.
And while they're growing, they're covered in this velvet, this fur.
And then right about this time of year, they start to drop off.
The velvet peels off and the bones exposed.
Oh my gosh, look at that big fish.
That is a big animal.
There you go.
This is actually the first moose I've ever harvested.
And oh, it's going to be a lot of meat.
It's kind of a typical one, would you say?
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is not a monster by any stretch of the imagination, but we're not here for
trophies.
We're here to get a meat, and this has got plenty of that.
We got a lot of work ahead of us.
We got to chop this thing up
and we got to be real careful to keep all the meat good.
As I film this,
I'll try to keep the blood and guts to a minimum, okay?
The closest I've ever come to gutting a moose
is holding the garbage bag for all the men
when I was a teenager.
So I'm unskilled labor here.
So they're going to cut it up right here.
I guess it makes sense.
Oh God.
You take the skin off the top of the moose
and use that as a tarp
so that you can flip the moose over
and not work in the mud.
Look at all that blubber.
So these right here are game bags.
They're a Texas meat and let it breathe so it doesn't rot.
Put that.
Jeez.
This is my front leg joint.
It weighs about 90 pounds.
All that weight on your back really makes
you sink down a little mud more.
God.
Oh, they're gonna take the head too. What are you doing with this?
Mantle piece?
Wow.
Shooting him's the easy part.
Just five hours to find, shoot, and get a moose back up here.
So, the bags are supposed to let the...
meat kind of breathe right so it doesn't go rotten or anything like that but at
the same time wouldn't that insinuate that things can go inside through the bag
like mud and stuff it's a it's a two-way street here like crazy air it's for
bugs
refrigerator out here oh my goodness I think my pants got a little like gross
I smell like moose.
I look better.
You feel better?
Some pie around the kitchen table seems like a great way to end a moose hunt.
No.
Everyone's called Dibs-o-H, I think.
Alright guys, it is late.
I gotta put the camera up.
We'll see you in the morning.
Oh my god, we're not even close to done.
That was day one.
No worries.
Our family gets a moose license every year to hunt and you're lucky if you
get to kill one per family here.
Crazy that they can kill three per person.
Anyways, Merry Christmas to you and they.
Oh shit, yeah, I guess there's just that many fucking meese here.
It is an old vid.
They're all a second a year old, I guess.
I've never been hunting, oh, I've been hunting,
but I never actually hunted.
I sat there in some fucking shack
with my friend's dad and my friend for six hours.
Phones didn't exist yet, and I was bored out of my mind,
and I've never gone hunting.
I was about 11.
That's my hunting experience.
Thank you very much.
You need to touch my foot, touch the lake.
We're going to head out and look for seals and do a little bit of fishing.
So we're going to head to the local store,
see if we can buy a few fishing lures.
You ever butchered?
Never.
I've skimmed to fish.
That's it.
There's no restaurants in town, right?
No.
And no hotels either.
No hotels, no.
That's one of the things is you can't just come and visit these communities
You have to be a guest because there's nowhere for you to stay. There's nowhere for you to eat
Or fillet of fish whatever with my dad's help of course. Oh
You got a spinner. Yep. Just one. Just one. Just one. Have a good day
I mean now are they only fishing now I guess
the water and this will bring one up for a barge. Before we can go fishing and seal hunting we
gotta go get that moose head up. Are you guys measuring the moose antlers? Yeah, we're trying.
49.5 inches? I'll go with that. That's not bad.
It's uh...
We're in the ocean now!
We've gone up this river and we're going to go ahead and set a gill net for a fish called
a Cisco.
I think we want to just jump right there.
It's got the little buoy right there and the net anchored to the bank.
Well, we let the net anchored catch a few on Rod and Reel.
Oh yeah, there's something right there in the cove.
I like how their anchor is just like a fucking fan.
It doesn't matter what it is, it needs weight to it.
There you go. Nice little Cisco.
Propeller it right.
Little starry flounder.
We're going to swim up here.
We're watching just hundreds of these little fish jump right there.
And we're thinking we better pull than that quickly before we get too many fish.
And yes, that can be a problem.
Yeah, look right there. Oh my god, I can see some in there already
I think it's good. We didn't leave it for a long time
Wow, that's a big one there. Oh, that's a white fish. That's it. Yeah
The broad-head whitefish right here. All right, we'll throw it back
Why
So that right there is a fish called the Cisco. That's what we're aiming for.
In danger, I see.
What are we saying about 11 Cisco's in about 15, 20 minutes?
Wow.
You know I'll sit there fishing for like three hours and catch nothing.
What?
Smoke salmon.
Nets are OP.
I mean dude, Jesus.
These guys are sitting there with rods catching them every 3 minutes too.
There we go, there we go.
You got one? Little tiny guy.
What on earth is that?
There's a little baby sheafish.
He's a tiny guy.
They get up to 60 pounds.
Oh there's a grizzly bear right there.
Oh yeah, it's hot.
Yeah, that's hot.
Man, those things move quick.
He came around the corner and there's a grizzly bear on the bank and he just took off running.
I think they might have been running across the river to get away from that grizzly bear.
I don't know if that's shallow.
Oh!
Nice!
Jim's got one.
Right there.
Geez.
A little bit more of a proper sea fish right there.
We're the largest members of the Whitefish family.
They live out in the ocean.
They come into the rivers and feed.
What's our one emote with the fish?
I like sea fish a lot.
They're a good eating fish.
oh my god oh yeah he inhaled that so deep
Yeah, all right.
Sheesh!
Off her she-fish right there.
Sam, I'm taking pictures with your fish, man.
That's cool.
Nice!
That's a stab, it's like a salmon.
Oh, nice.
Yeah, that's running like a silver.
Oh, he tried to stab you off.
Grab that tail and I mean yeah you gotta get his ass in but man, nice one, he's got another one, all of the babies.
What are we doing over here?
We're going to get a little fire going to make some lunch.
What are they going to cook it right there?
Fresh fish.
Okay.
Why not?
I don't know.
I think you'd bring it home or something but fuck it, do it here.
See the scar on him? That's from a seal.
Straight up that way, okay?
Let that one go.
Your call.
I said you let it go.
Okay, go.
I love catching sheafish.
Look at that.
There's some peachy in there.
One of them's got double...
Good.
Wow. Oh that smells good. Oh look at that, we got some cute things.
Alright, we're going to go up this river a little bit and see what else we can find.
Geez, that's crazy, you just fucking do that.
Oh, that's a live beaver house.
See, there's a beaver house.
Those trees in the water, there's his food storage.
You gotta build that food pile up for the winter time.
Yeah, he's starting to turn a little bit.
Yeah, he's pretty beautiful.
He's a beautiful one.
I know.
Oh, nice.
He's starting to turn his colors.
Well, we're going to head back to Kotlik
and keep an eye out for seals on our way.
See this is what I thought they were going to do.
I bought this custom made ooloo knife in Nome last winter.
This is a traditional native Alaskan blade used for processing meat and fish.
Nice knife.
I'll say it's the only thing I want, but I need to go lock.
Not for men.
That's why she's not right.
Sam's mom was taking a photo of me because she'd never seen a man using an ooloo knife
Apparently that's not a thing in this part of Alaska.
It's pretty much the subsistence lifestyle in a nutshell, right?
I don't think people realize how much work it is.
On an annual basis, like somebody's living in the village,
how much meat do you think they would catch each year?
How many fish, like salmon?
Over 100 per family.
And they put it away for the whole year.
And they'd probably get a moose or something on top of that?
Yes.
one moves per family but you know if the salmon is bad then maybe they'll harvest two of them.
Yeah and then there's a lot of other things like the Sisko and the She-Fish and other things you
kind of pick up throughout the year as well too. Yes it takes a lot to see the family you know.
oh shit here we go well that was my first time
processing a moose and I got it done as much as I dare do out here in Kotlik
the rest I'm gonna do at my home or we're gonna do at the hospital oh I
just forgot about the antlers and we gotta get the tongue out oh yeah we're
We're almost done.
Fuck it. Yeah, power tools. Get it done.
Got a smokehouse full of meat, and I got the antlers off.
Well, everyone's worked up an appetite, and they said they would like me to make some bread, so I'm going to go ahead and do that.
You gotta tell people at home that this doesn't taste as good as it looks.
Tell them the truth.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
We're sitting here talking and they showed me this.
Oh.
This is the crop of a tarmigan with all the little tips inside.
I thought it was like mosquitoes or flies.
Like a little rattle.
the grandbabies. Oh it's almost one o'clock again. You guys are party animals.
All right I'll see you guys in the morning.
Good morning. Thank you very much.
Okay we just found out that the plane that's gonna take the moose out of
the village is gonna be here in like 20-25 minutes so we gotta hurry and get
that moose and bins and out to the airport.
Crazy.
Uh-oh.
Crazy.
Uh-oh.
I
Machine died on them we're clearing the road
All right, you're right no tie down traps I guess that
Oh, there's our plane!
Seven up, okay.
I love to help Dan, but I'm filming, sorry.
Luckily it's a little bit cheaper to fly things out of the village,
because the planes come in unload and then they're empty on the way out.
So I think we're paying about 85 cents a pound to fly it to Emonic.
That's going to cost me about 65 cents to get it a pound to get it from Imonic to Anchorage.
There goes the plane.
We got the moose meat on the plane.
We're going to take it easy and give you guys the walking tour of Kotlik.
The village of Kotlik has about 600 people who live here and it's a traditional Yupik village.
The Yupik are a type of eskimo or arctic people.
And this is a good representation of the villages we have here in the Yukon River Delta.
You may have noticed that they've got this wood boardwalk and no roads
because you look as far as you can see it's all marshland.
Any rocks, any gravel that you would need to build a road it would have to be shipped in by boat.
So it's a lot more cost effective to bring in wood to build these boardwalks.
You can see here this is like the old boardwalk here where they would just lay down wood
straight on the mud. And you notice nobody in town has cars or trucks.
Everyone uses ATVs, four-wheelers in the summer and snow machines in the winter.
You can see this right here. These are old snow machine treads. Those treads are
here to add traction because in the winter time this boardwalk gets really
icy. Hi! Welcome! Thank you! I'm having a wonderful time! By the way, is that a seal
felt? Oh, good to meet you. What's your name? Sean. Hey Sean. Oh, look at this cutie here boy.
Hi, Junior. Hi, pleasure to meet you. Look at this. Damn. This is a seal skin they got
drying you also you got that with a spear yeah it takes kind of years of practice of course it
does it's super hardcore that is so cool here in Alaska it's really common for the native people
in the villages to live subsistence lifestyles that means most of your food comes from hunting
or fishing hey hello people have been so friendly in the village so check out this right here is
There's a honey bucket collection site.
So people who don't have sewer in their house,
you're pooing a bucket with a bag inside.
And then once it fills up, you tie off the bag,
you bring it out over here to get exposed up.
There's still lots of communities here in Alaska
that don't have sewer or water,
which by the way is what my brother does.
He's a civil engineer, so he spent most of his career
putting sewer and water in villages like this.
Yeah?
You see this duck work right here?
They see sewer system.
Oh.
Because there's no hells
and you can't bury the sewer system,
You can't use a gravity-fed sewer system.
So they have a big vacuum system,
just like an airplane toilet.
Interesting.
This is the school building.
See, they got their playground
and the kids can park their bikes and four-wheelers.
And over there is the teacher's housing.
Most of the teachers in these village schools
come from outside the community.
And so they need a place to stay
because there's no apartments.
Sam told me that the school wanted me to come in
and do a little presentation for the kid.
Hey, guys.
God, this fucker's charisma is off the charts.
Oh my God, no way.
Yes!
Hello!
They have a broadcasting class here,
so we're gonna go do an interview.
I'll put a link in the video description below.
Good 10 to 12 days worth of work
to do this one video yes. Good job everybody this is our first film production in the night.
Thank you. Hey, bye bye. Oh what a beautiful day.
The freight company just got the moose meat in the village of Imonic and they
waited it's 567 pounds. A little bit more than I thought but that's all right.
look at that
okay, that was awesome
beautiful system here
bro, this guy added himself to look...
that was the weirdest editing
alright, I'm gonna go use the bathroom here
alright
yup
yeah, the vacuum, that's interesting
oh well, that's the least important part of the moves
Today is the day we try hard to harvest a seal in a seed box.
So we're out here in the wide open part of the river.
We're looking for seals, ring seals, spotted seals and bearded seals.
Look at this plant right here, I believe this is poisonous water hemlock right here.
hour because they're already struggling just looking at that.
Thank you.
My order, there's a couple ducks coming.
Oh, I love green weed kills.
Got the blood going, got a little salmon in us, killed the duck.
Time to go.
It's been another couple hours driving around looking for seals, taking a little break.
It's only about 40 degrees and that wind is in your teeth.
It gets cold.
Pretty good.
We just saw a seal, it was sitting on the side and it just went floppy into the water.
Oh, there he is, there he is!
Oh, shit.
No way that hits. No way that hits.
The reason why they're throwing the spears at him, rather than shooting it with the rifle,
is if you shoot with the rifle and kill him, he'll sink to the bottom.
Let's do this!
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh!
He's just going to pop it up and going down and pop it up.
If they can get one of the spears in him, it'll act like a marker and follow him around.
And then they can know where he's going to pop up and get him with the harpoon.
No way.
It's shallow.
The spear stuck in the mud.
There you go.
There you go, yeah
Man this shit's hard
Close. This guy's got a good ass throw though. That's just pretty goddamn accurate every time.
Oh, that was a bad throw. Oh, he's right there.
We spent about 40 minutes tasting that seal, but he started getting smart and running off.
Gave us a slip.
Is that another boat from the village just showed up?
They got two little boys on the boat.
They're on the front with their spears.
Well, I think that one got away.
Oh, there he is.
We were two seconds away from calling it and going to another spot.
There's the seal!
Third boat from the village just pulled up.
That's a bad throw.
You guys calling it on this one? Yeah. Okay. Give me that content!
I've been giving all three boats a slip again. We've been chasing them for about two hours.
It's almost eight o'clock. We're gonna call this one a victory for the seal.
I've never had it dried, do you feel off the skin?
What the fuck?
It's dried smelt or dried hooligan, bone and all.
So this is the oil from the seal, from ring seal?
That's cool, a little bit of salt in it.
They make the seal oil by taking all the seal fat and putting it in a five gallon bucket
in the cool room and then the oil just separates out of the fat.
Oh, what is that seal meat?
It is seal meat.
Oh, shit.
And this is a bearded seal?
Mm-hmm.
This is my click?
Oh, cool.
You know, I like that.
It's weird, but it tastes like fresh peanuts.
Have you ever had like green peanuts, unroasted peanuts?
It tastes like green peanuts.
Tennis.
My beard didn't seal me just real mild.
We're just driving by and one of the families from the village look like they got a moose.
Oh shit.
Yeah, Cory, I'm Luke. Nice to meet you.
Moose got a bloody ass hand.
It's a good thing we're all here to help wash and supervise.
Oh my goodness.
So, now what's this called?
Agurak, our edible ice cream, right?
It's made out of like berries and fish and stuff?
Oh my god, Crisco?
Berries and fish?
Oh, I gotta try this out.
This is my first time trying it.
I can see it in my mouth.
Me.
Are you guys the cloudberries in there?
Oh, look.
Those are salmon berries.
I had this discussion.
We had this discussion.
I could not eat most of the stuff.
You take that in by itself.
No.
And what is the Yupik name for that again?
Agudak.
Agudak. I liked it.
I can just take a little...
I can quit anytime I want.
Homemade bread.
Homemade bread.
So you dip it.
Agudak here.
Agudak.
It's like Crisco and sugar and berries.
I'm Barry's.
Is there any fish in this one?
Fish?
Really?
There's fish put down there.
You put she fish in it?
Maybe what would they call a goat?
Broadfish.
No, broad-head whitefish?
Oh, that is so good.
That's a good crust on, too.
This?
Oh, if you insist, madam, I will.
That was good.
Thank you very much for sharing that.
Are you off on your feet there?
Yeah.
All right.
Even she'll live her raw dinner.
No, raw boots.
What was the fat called?
You got moose?
Oh my god.
See me.
Absolutely.
I wouldn't get, I wouldn't.
Reminds me of tuna.
Oh, that was cool.
Huh.
I see ya!
Was that a little teal?
Oh, he's dead as fuck. I thought he was a cute little baby, but not okay, yeah.
He's dead.
Oh, shit.
I couldn't eat most of the stuff either man.
I'm sheltered as hell.
There's the teal right there.
It's pretty interesting. I've never had it.
Guys, it is 11.30. It is late.
I'm going to bed. I will see you in the morning.
Good morning.
God.
Oh, the tide is up.
up. We're just sitting here trying to catch a pike and we got a phone call and
someone spotted a seal and they're trying to hunt it. We got seven boats here and
everyone's looking around for the seal. I think he gave them the slip before we
showed up. We never saw the seal but it was an exciting last little hurrah
before we had to get going. We got a plane coming in in just a few hours and
we need to get back. First thing I need to do is get this thing wrapped up and
shipped. Wrapping it. Oh okay.
You think that'll fit in the overhead bin?
Haha.
That feels pretty good.
I wonder what something like that is worth?
I don't know.
Are you Harpoon?
Oh shit.
Harpoon.
Oh.
This is Harpoon and it turned its head.
So you're Harpoon this?
Yeah, how old were you?
I think I was 16.
That's cool that you get your driver's permit, man.
Oh, that's cool.
Look at how young you are.
What do they taste like?
Gamst.
Here in the U.S., indigenous native people are allowed to hunt a lot of animals that we're not allowed to hunt.
Like whales, seals, walruses.
Oh, hey, hey.
Oh, that's hefty.
Wow.
That's a walrus jaw.
Oh that is a big chunk of ivory.
There you go.
What is that?
I'm thinking you've shot a few moose.
I've clicked them.
This is the wild wrist chunk.
And so this is for the tip of the spear?
I'll find different pieces and take them home.
Oh yeah.
Give a little bit of carving.
Is this what you make your spear shafts out of?
This driftwood that you've ripped with the saw.
saw. You're just taking that off with the plane like a spoke shave. Oh these are all your seals?
That is pretty cool. We're all packed up and we got word that the fight's delayed an hour so we're
just uh just hanging out. Oh the scope ball's off. Getting ready to leave and Jimmy shows us
these fossilized mast on TV found that's a holy man with a tusk right there
as you just find this sticking out of the bank that's cool
I did live in a urban with that here
all right our plane's coming it's time to go
damn
Oh
What is music
She's
Now you gone
I'm fine, I'm fine
Losing my mind, losing my mind
Losing my mind
Now you gone
I don't know, interesting
Yeah, I actually just watched the whole fucking video I spaced out
It's literally 40 minutes gone
What a sick video though
Comments are turned off, people are weird
Cool
All right, well now I need something to do
Play S fan rated carousel burning crusade is coming out. They're taking the classic anniversary
There's so many freakin versions of classical out at this point, right? See a youtuber now. What's going on?
Ironically enough her Rolex
Right didn't she used to do like a stun
Do that to die at the same time, I can't remember interesting
It's always been a tuber. Maybe 14 days hunting fishes guys got a fucking crocodile or an alligator. I don't know the difference
interesting
The ultimate castle bam house tour. Oh, no
No way he's sober at this time today, we're gonna be walking around showing you all the history that happened here
I'll take your back!
Dead.
Now, Margera, what will you do next?
Whatever the f*** I want.
When I moved in, there were a dozen of new rules all because of me.
The township's gonna be here any second to complain again.
No more upside-down cars in the driveway.
That was crazy.
Dustin named our dog after Bam Margera.
We had a dog named Bam Marjira for like 18 years. I think she maybe lived till she was 19
It was a choice. I think I was maybe seven
Uh, Dustin might have been 10
She yeah, it was it was a her too. So her name was Bam
His name after this
Isn't that crazy
The list goes on what was your first impression of your house when you saw it first time 14 acres of land
I'm this is the one I'm buying it
I didn't even get time to think about it because it was already bought and there's 40 people there
20 people to film the other 20 to be on the set like Ray John
Decabel or Chris Rabb Ryan Dunn etc. And
And it instantly became a movie set and it never felt like home like the kitchen area was called the Pirate Bar
Slayer played the first day. We had the grand opening of the house
So there's thousands of people from the Westchester University there that I didn't even know
You know when we're moving in we're playing baseball in there and just breaking the windows
Wow
So I never really treated it like home until the whole Viva La Bam thing came to an end.
Hey guys, Tim Blom here. Remember me from Viva La Bam? Used to build a lot of sh** for Bam.
I've known Bam since like he's nine years old though and we're at his house
and we're gonna walk through some of the stuff that we did here.
Oh there's a funny story about this house by the way.
So Bam's in Europe avoiding his girlfriend. He calls me and he says,
Hey man, I'm ready to buy a real house. Let's go buy a house.
and i had a realtor friend and i said cool
i'll go looking for you so april and i drove around all over delco and in the
chest county avoiding his girlfriend and had like horses it was a woman's
horse farm
and she loved it she took great care of it if you were into horses and i said
bam i called him back and said i found the house so it was a little over a
million dollars at the time uh... my buddy found it we broke a deal with the
broker
uh... he wasn't even around how much is that today's fucking economy
a little like a million dollars back then was like nineteen ninety nine or
something probably
five million
it looks like it's also kind of the middle of fucking nowhere
so you're not really
but the cost of the land isn't crazy
it's just pure house
this uh... watch this one instead
what am i watching
Hey guys! It's April and Phil Margera!
Oh sh-t, the parents!
Enjoy your bliss!
My disciples!
This isn't good!
What, we're muted.
Oh, we're back.
Welcome to the first season house.
Jack Asher's filmed here.
It's not real!
A lot of evil bends.
Oh my god.
We're taking some things, but a lot of things are the same.
So you'll have to come in and check it out.
I pulled up two billboards, it was a two nightmare, I saw PTSD thinking about them now.
You know, it taken it to a new level.
We plowed right through that window.
That episode was hell to film.
The neighbors are like watching through the window.
I've been so embarrassed here so many times.
Jesus Christ. Yeah, this is it. I don't I didn't actually watch any Viva Laban
I was too young. I was watching very odd parents and shit still, but my brother was watching and of course I rubbed off on me. I
Didn't watch any of this
Interesting it was amazing was it
Different time man
different fucking time
But maybe I should watch something with a little more Christmas cheer considering Christmas Eve is tomorrow guys. Can you believe it?
No way die hard, okay
I'm not gonna watch a whole documentary Merry Christmas from Fawcett
Merry Christmas and don't think
What? When the hell did this happen?
Vintage Christmas Lights video.
As we swiftly approach the end two weeks ago.
Oh, as December draws so near, it's here.
The holiday season is upon us. And, as is tradition,
many people will be stringing colorful electric lights
all every which way, because why not? And,
as is tradition, this person makes a video about the awful state of Christmas lights brought
about by scientists who were so preoccupied with whether they could, they never stopped
to think if they should.
But before I launch into the tirade, I've launched into half a dozen times now, here's
an actual Christmas light storage tip I learned from a teacher in high school.
Okay.
When it comes time to put the Christmas lights away for the season, don't use the
tried-and-true wrap them around your arm like an extension
Well, that's how I do it.
I went to a jewel bag method my dad taught me, because that's bad.
What?
Sorry dad, they just get way too tangled up and tend to break.
Instead take a rectangular piece of cardboard and cut a slit into its side near the end
of its long edge.
Cut at least two slits with one on each end.
Okay.
Then, and this is very important, start with the female end of the strand of Christmas
lights and shove the wire down that slit. Okay. Now, simply wrap the lights
repeatedly around the cardboard until you're back to the male end like so.
Okay, we didn't need to add this part.
Now you can either stick the male end into the female end if there's enough
room or simply slide it into the other slot and you'll have a nice and compact flat thing
with all your Christmas lights on them. If you do it this way you'll discover that they stack nicely
into boxes but that's actually a huge play completely tangle-free and so long as you
remember to start wrapping with the female end they function as a decent spool when it comes
time to decorate. Next year, I am a full-on convert to this method of storing Christmas
lights and Christmas flowers. Things go inside of females. So there you go. And now back to my
regularly scheduled tirade. You see, I am old enough to pre-date the commercialization of LED
lighting technology. When I was a young-in, we were still mostly shoving electricity through
tiny tungsten filaments, which caused those filaments to get incredibly hot,
such that they glow with a bright white light.
That's just how light bulbs worked, and since the underlying technology produced
a full-spectrum white light output, if we wanted to produce
colored light, we'd need to use filters which removed certain frequencies of
light and only let some through. Okay.
This had two inevitable side effects. One, the filtering wasn't perfect,
so the colors produced, while often quite intense and beautiful, weren't unnaturally pure.
It does not look, for lack of a better word, electronic. Secondly, this filtering from a wide
spectrum of light to a small sliver of that spectrum reduces how much light escapes the bulb,
causing those colored lights to be much darker than their clear counterparts, particularly
the cooler colors on the shorter end of the spectrum such as blue and green.
Now I am fully familiar with that Douglas Adams quotation which says,
anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural
part of the way the world works. And while I'm sure there's some wisdom there relevant to my
whole deal, the part that follows about stuff which hit the scene in your teenage to early
adult years being new and exciting, only sort of applies to me. Because, you see, while I absolutely
love what the Light Emitting Diode has done to make the world better, it has made Christmas
much, much worse. Now, instead of decorating with warm and pleasant festive lighting,
we are decorating with horrid points of flickering, saturated colors that belong in a gaming PC.
and not even like a good one. Why is this? Okay, because LEDs are actually only
capable of emitting light of a single wavelength. This means they produce a
single and very pure color. Now when it comes to white LEDs, there's some
trickery involved. Every modern white LED you'll ever see is actually a hybrid
between an LED and believe it or not good old fluorescent lighting technology the actual
diodes produce blue or as is increasingly common these days he's yapping a bunch but i'm waiting
for like light so to fill in i don't know there's gotta be more of this a yellow dab of various
phosphors sits in front of the diode and converts the high frequency light it produces down to
various lower frequencies which cluster together well enough to trick our eyes and brains into
to thinking it's actually white.
We've gotten incredibly good at this.
While cheap and nasty LEDs are still on the market
in the bargain bin,
many decent LED fab these days
is capable of producing incredibly good white LEDs
that produce light,
which is nearly indistinguishable
from an incandescent filament.
And of course, we're now able to embed
the actual blue or purple diodes onto a substrate
in such a way that we can make very convincing mimics of incandescent light bulbs.
This is all innovation I'm 100% on board with.
And when people care, we can even do stuff like combine diodes of different color
temperatures into a single product for producing a fixture or bulb with a
selectable color temperature.
Okay.
As is my favorite application, automatically shifting the color
temperature down as light intensity decreases to mimic the warming effect
of an incandescent bulb on a dimmer switch.
You can build that directly into a light bulb,
which means you can use old-fashioned dimmer switches
to control new-fangled light bulbs.
And you don't even need an app.
Phillips used to shove that tech
into pretty much every kind of light bulb they sold,
but not enough people seem to notice
how good of an idea that was,
and now it's annoyingly hard to find.
Even their own website filter doesn't work.
You people need to start caring about lighting
more than you do.
I'll let you know about that later.
But back to Christmas days.
While we have had the capability
to produce extremely good white LEDs for a long time,
and while the market clearly understands
that there are lots of people
who want the energy efficiency
and long life benefits of LEDs,
but who also want to have the aesthetics
of old hot glowing wire light bulbs,
that memo just never gets received
by Christmas light manufacturers.
Because year after year,
they end up putting Christmas lights on the market,
which look like these old ones.
Now, instead of taking a white light
and filtering it down to various colors,
each light produces its own wavelength,
which leads not only to oversaturated colors,
but especially in the case of
a house with the lights that he hates,
and then a house with the lights that he likes.
Right colors which overwhelm the rest
and result in a garish blue-green color palette,
which, while admittedly a matter of taste,
find to be the exact opposite of warm and inviting. It's Christmas time, not the
enchantment under the sea dance. Now the really frustrating thing here is that
the solution to this problem is obvious. Do what everyone already does with
regular old light bulbs and make old-fashioned looking things using
modern technology. Produce Christmas lights with warm white diodes that
that then have a color filter over them like we used to have to do with incandescent lights.
For years, I was making YouTube videos where I would buy cheap, warm white LED sets of Christmas
lights and color them by hand with various materials to demonstrate that, A, this could
be done and, two, it works reasonably well.
I was never completely happy with any of my various experiments, but this was just
a silly thing I did every year to hopefully prove a point and inspire someone with
an R&D budget to take action. And as many of you know, this is finally starting to happen.
A few years ago, I learned about True Tone bulbs, the passion project of a designer who
had the exact same bugbear as me, but who actually bothered to do something about it.
True Tone started out making LED C7 and C9 light bulbs, which actually looked exactly
like the incandescent bulbs they replaced, and they are truly great products which
I can personally vouch for.
I love them.
But they weren't making mini lights yet, so I just kept making the same video year after
year.
Then, last year, my friend Dan let me know about Vintage Glow Lights, and these were
almost perfectly targeted at me specifically.
This is my preferred color combo of red, yellow, green, and blue, and they executed
the idea much better than any of my experiments could.
I did have a few nitpicks, but well, those have all been taken care of.
This is a set of generation two Vintage Glows and they are a near spot on perfect match to
the incandescent light sets of my youth.
Also note for those of you who would prefer the more traditional five color combo, are
these bad or good?
I don't actually know.
I do want to point out that in a dozen sets of my Gen 1 Vintage Glows, I did
find one where a strand lost a section. I'm sure it's fixable and each set
included some spare bulbs, but it's probably going to be annoying to fix and
I haven't gotten around to it right yet. I might do that for connextras, but it
will be a couple of weeks. But since so many of you know about my Christmas-like
opinions, I tend to be alerted to the existence of new options on the
market. And this year there were a couple of developments worth sharing.
Okay. This puts me in a bit of an odd spot because I very much want
true tone and the Vintage Glow line from Mariko to succeed as businesses.
But both of them are carving out a very specific niche, and that makes their products relatively
unattainable, both from a cost perspective and simply where to get your hands on them.
I've had correspondence with both founders now and have learned some very interesting
things about this industry.
This guy is actually so into lights.
It's insane.
that the actual creative direction,
which is producing these better lights,
is coming from them.
The biggest problem with Christmas lights today
is that nobody at the big box stores
who is in charge of ordering them for the year
really cares that much
and simply takes whatever options
the overseas factories that barf them out
present to them that year.
But TrueTown and Mariko
are quite a lot more persnickety.
So I want to make sure they get the credit
for sparking much of what has happened,
and I'm sure will happen in the future.
But I also get the sense that both of them
will feel a sense of accomplishment
if the broader Christmas light market
gets a little less intense
and a little more warm and festive.
So with that, let's look at this copycat.
I was a little too late,
as you might have been able to tell.
Bro, this guy's not even halfway done.
I'm gonna skim through this.
Depot this year which is as far as I know the first copycat of True Tone's
jewel tone lights. Now this is as good a look as you're gonna get. I would have
absolutely bought a set to compare them but again they were sold out throughout
my area which I will take as a very good sign. Okay I'm skipping forward but
I want none of those purples or pinks and the lamps throughout the room.
Here most replied I think that is actually a much more pleasant environment
But again when you're used to having a single overhead light that illuminates the entire room from the center
Oh, well, then the room can look underlit
But I would challenge you to change your mindset to ask well what actually needs to be lit
Was that the most intense thing that happened? All right. I get where he's coming from. I agree lights suck now
LED's blow they're not warm. They're not inviting they suck and everyone's like a vegan I went on a walk yesterday
Yeah, I have to light suck I
Get it
Now that he's pointing it out I understand where he's coming from
But I don't know how he yeah for 33 minutes about it
Have you watched space king? No
One year ago
What is Space King?
Seventeen minutes.
Fucking Jesus Christ!
Oh my god.
Oh
I can't trace you to the home.
Captain, I don't have one.
I don't better get involved in that shit.
Turn back on your radio.
Can you not beat you, sir?
Listen, Bryce, I don't need high command.
You're everything in my head.
We're all trying to find a goddamn artifact.
It's your case, Captain.
I just made vids.
It'll let him speak out of tone.
No!
No! I know!
I'm gonna genocide bomb the whole planet!
You're in twenty billion souls on this planet.
While I know it would be kind of sweet to wipe them all out with one bomb,
we could use my translated device to interrogate them all first.
Let's find the artifact!
Let's ask Hycomand.
You're right.
Thanks, Bryce.
Well, I guess I'll turn the radios back on.
Cheeto-maw's on fire!
Cheeto-maw's on fire!
Cheeto-maw's on fire!
Cheeto-maw's on fire!
Okay, you turned your radio back on.
You're on the wrong planet.
Yeah, actually, technically, you're supposed to be on a moon.
Wow, they were throwing girls in the volcano and then like forcing intense puberty on the
men.
You ain't so much trouble.
Not only do you have one of the worst artifact recovery rates of any reclaimer squad in
the galaxy, now you're wasting precious genobugs, too.
I wouldn't say it was a waste.
Quiet, hate monger, or I'll take you back to your own legion.
Some of my fault Bryce didn't read the brief like I ordered.
Plus, who cares about stupid artifacts?
We should be out there, cracking heads, finding Space King.
Space King will return to us when we've proven our worth.
Oh my god.
It's no wonder Space King left.
Tell our left to show if I am you with my stones.
What is this?
It's great!
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
You're a good boy.
What is this?
It's great.
You can't throw Gino bombs at all your problems and seem as the entire Star Defender Legion is deployed to the wrong planet
This is gonna be scaring the moon from the artifact solo. How am I supposed to search a whole moon with just my retard squad?
Use your brain
God, this sucks!
Oh, there it is.
Ow!
Where's the artifact glowing like that?
Run!
That's no mere artifact.
That idea is the divinity of Space King.
It sets to contain a piece of his soul.
Maybe that could lead us to it.
It could lead us to Space King?
Wha-wha-wha-what are we waiting for?
Rather wait!
These Greeks, alien in here!
It's okay!
We'll just kill them!
Finally!
I am waiting for the letter!
Space King soul energy is mine. Oh wow meet my demise
God damn just to the alien
Not so far witness my power
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Ha ha ha.
That is the end.
How can we be transfixed by her blues, Hey Munger?
She's an alien.
Okay, so Hey Munger's gay.
What's mean to help you move on without gay?
Ha ha ha ha.
I just hate it.
I just hate aliens.
I mean me too, but I'm late.
Come on.
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
You know, she's still gonna die.
So, like, come get out of the corner.
Nova!
She's drawing space king's soul into our body!
If we kill her while his soul is into the body, wouldn't that also be like killing him ourselves?
Hey, mother, are you?
Or you're suggesting we can kill the alien?
I didn't want to have to blast you little star defender. I just want to talk.
Look, we all saw the raw power of her mechanics.
I think we're just gonna have to negotiate guys, but she does seem pretty cool and intelligent to me.
Please
We sever her arms
Surely space keep on line for kids is a couple of arms worth of them. Hey, brother
You go back getting back to a surprise earlier to fire back to us. You can go to work
Just like
Nice oh
Maybe we do need to negotiate?
I know you hate me and my innovative ideas, but I was totally right.
We can't blast our way out of this one.
I gotta at least see what she wants.
Tick tock, Star Defender!
You know what tonight?
I don't hate you, Bryce.
I just think you're stupid!
Oh.
But...
Maybe not this time.
And maybe...
If I'd stop to listen...
And nurture that occasionally...
You would be less stupider.
eventually thanks captain wait you'll need this it's probably the only way you'll
be able to untangle her complicated emotions
why do I feel like he's not gonna he's gonna stab and kill her again oh
captain my captain
Wait, what? He's like- oh, okay.
I've come to negotiate.
Your space king drove my race to need extinction once.
Okay. Awesome.
I understand. Your kind has always been the primary food source for mine.
Conflict was inevitable, but space can pushed us back.
And so, we had to switch to a nutritious diet of fruits and berries
and find another dimension to living peace.
Unfortunately, I could not join my kin and have been trapped here for 3,000 years.
Wait.
My god, please get to the port I wish to be with my king
I cannot open the portal to that I mentioned my purpose of two weeks to make the journey
I need my precious milk and as you can see from my severely depleted breasts
Oh, that's embarrassed. I'm not enough to fill all I ask star defender
He's who gives me a snack from your globules
So I may replenish my milk and take my babies to be with my king
They're the only people precious enough!
Who said you've come to negotiate?
Please.
It's for my children.
Oh no.
If I do this, you'll return Space King's soul energy.
Yes
Just not give me the globules
I'm supposed to protect them. It's for space game chestnut, but I guess it's it's your call
Oh, thank you Star Defender! I'd better quickly feed the kids and I'll be out of your hair!
I'm sure Space King is proud of us.
There was no other way.
Maybe he'll send us a sa-
OH MY GOD!
WHAT THE HELL?!
Oh shit.
They're all dead.
Damn it!
Extraction complete.
What is it?
Sacred member of obstruction detected.
To extract holy globules place a delicate it religious pinch around tip of sacred member and lift.
Oh
Extraction complete
Boy, I sure hope the other boys here can find you Sunday space cake
Oh shit, yeah that was awesome
Oh
Tired of all your media being filled with the lamest shit possible?
One to show that doesn't hate your male power fantasies but embraces them
There's plenty of independent animation targeted at mental ill teenage girls
So what about mentally ill teenage boys and 30-year-old men?
Don't we murder two-year-olds?
Space King thinks so.
Tell them about the boobies.
Jeff, fight!
What you just saw was the clean version of the video.
There exists another version.
Better, uncensored version.
A true version.
And maybe the last episode of Space King we ever make.
No, not boobies!
Because we're not willing to sell the show to Hollywood
for them to turn into dog shit like everything else.
So support us on Patreon!
And we'll turn every dollar to making more episodes of Space King untouched and uncensored.
And in return we'll give you goodies, gifts, rewards, drinkers, production updates,
and most importantly, more Space King.
We cannot fund them.
That's awesome.
There's a Space King 2 dude.
These are fucking great, I've never heard of these at all.
C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon! C'mon!
Powering chest-das!
Oh shit.
Huh... the nuts!
NO!
It's killing me.
Oh, space king, lord of hate, I thank thee by this aim which we may provide to save the rights of contraception.
I'm sure one of those all dedicated to
God's name, he's a world.
He's a hate base,
he's a hate forges of my own planet.
That is heaven.
Only those pure of hate can be on such a weapon.
Oh, but he's alive!
How's he alive?
Oh, the goggles.
God!
There.
We won't be able to wiggler it.
Nooooooooooooooo!
Hey, Muggler killed the Techno Fiend. He should get to keep the weekend.
Well your medic A crushed Grix's globules and now he's dead. Forever.
I could have the same to globularly take his medical license.
Or...
No! You're just a thing!
Sorry, hate monger.
Captain, do you think I could start doing more than globules?
I feel like the fellas don't respect me.
You find any lumps while fondling my balls?
You're not a psycho warrior, Chestnut.
You're a medicaid.
A very bad one.
You're not front line material.
Well, what if...
I need you back in the ship immediately.
There's an emergency.
What the fuck?
Oh shit.
to the world
This is a big problem
As you can see the son of a very important
As you can see
The son of a very important green war
was swept away from the world
for living with the new boy traders
the coagulators
So
So that shipment of boys
was meant for us
If anything bad has happened to his son, it will mean retribution.
I can't reach the co-inculator's high command, but I do have teleport calls to their ship.
Retrieve the boy.
What?
You'll find no globules to retrieve here, on Earth, Minikey.
The bugs suck all blood and organs out through the butthole, making death permanent.
I haven't changed them.
the hell's going on here what the fuck
I'm preparing to blood drop to this planet with our pilot felon
I am the ex-sanguine member of the co-legulate decision
what brings you to the blood eagle?
we're looking for a boy you guys took during a recruitment drive
you need a blood drive
You guys are pretty into your blood theme, huh?
You're gonna die.
Oh.
Sorry. I said yes.
Oh my god.
I've stayed here forever.
He has spikes inside of himself.
You may join us and look for the child.
I need to speak with my squad.
Yeah, I don't think we let these guys take us to a second location.
They're fucking nuts.
I'll just blow up that Grimlord ship and point it on the co-accuators.
Well, you know my feelings for foreign cultures.
One should be open-minded and tolerant, of course.
After all, I'm sure they hate aliens just as much as the rest of us.
We can't leave anyway.
Something stuck in the teleporter relay.
Hmm... Just enough.
Help Bryce fix the teleporter.
Pass me the little...
That's how I say, little boy.
This is bloodhound.
Our lesions must have depth voice snatchers.
No one has a nose for little boys like him.
Okay, let's hope that brass go down.
Okay, now, just enough stays here.
Medicines are technically free agents.
I could technically join the collagalators for the mission, if I wanted to.
Okay, but you won't, because there's no globules to save and you'll die.
What are these?
FIRE!
Hey, Gordon!
Babysit, just not me.
Me and Bryce fixed the teleport us,
and then we're wherever,
whether or without our free agent.
This bloodshed's getting real old.
You fixed the teleport,
and now you can make use of our tech specialist.
Long time!
Oh my god.
And you remember captain? Be positive!
Oh my god.
Oh no.
It seems the blood cells were breached in the crash.
Too many boys since our best bet is the lower blood lines.
What?
When I'm scared of retreating, I head to the high ground so I can see what's coming.
Excellent work, Chesna.
You'd make a fine boy snitcher.
Wow, thank you.
Where does this all go?
To the bloodshed of Space King.
Where the honor is death.
Space King didn't die, he's just on the 8th march.
He died and was reborn, and now he's walking up your trail.
I suppose you could... make a blast for you for the hate march.
Oh, God!
It's him! It's actually him!
Hey little guy, I'm going to keep you safe. You want to go see your dad?
Okay, let's go!
Huh!
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
dead
Just not.
Can I talk to you?
What just happened?
Was a tragedy, but you can't beat yourself up over it.
Huh?
You're not mad?
Are you sure you're not mad?
Oh, positive.
There is never a reason to be negative.
Anyone would have struggled with that timing.
Never in reason to be negative, this car just tossed us the mission.
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Wait, isn't H-Monger gay?
No, Mom, he just hates aliens.
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Wow.
So is that kid still alive somehow?
How?
He's alive!
Ah, fuck you, Hey, brother!
Over here!
I got you!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
What the fuck?
Bro!
shit, shit, what?
bro
I know it's not a character, but it works
you still have a face
you wish me that you could face stuff
yeah, if it be possible
oh no he gets it
oh no he gets it
hahahahha
just not now
but the vision
use these to promote
see what you got in most battalions
hahahahha
you are not going to die for this food therein
leave him
hahahahha
he's not
don't worry jess not
he looks good as new
He has no face, oh god.
Oh fucks.
And now it's only now they've just killed your pilot and brought you a ship!
Huh? No, our pilot was just woozy.
Why haven't you wiped them out?
The hive is usually dull, sir. They're just agitated from the crash.
Plus, they don't get too much coagulated blood from building up in the ship.
Beans? Shoot!
What's it doing to you? What's up with these?
I hate them.
He tried to do the positive side.
Oh my god.
Yes
It's called metagay
I knew you were weak, Chestnut, but to fall in with extremists, I thought you were better than that.
Oh
What the fuck
Who told you of this?
Oh, uh, I think it's...
Never mind.
We will find the meaty valve in our lesion litter.
Well, so have I equagulated now?
Almost.
Just as soon as you mine mill with a broodmoor and join the hives.
Oh.
Chestnut.
This broodmoor drank the blood of space king himself.
She has a psychic link to him.
If we help her, when we die, she sends us to him to walk the blood trail.
It longer chose to be negative.
You can choose to be positive.
I don't know why.
I really am just fucking useless.
Poor little me, just not.
So just reflect it to your eternal battles.
Gayskin for alien lovers.
I...
Can't see me.
Chow.
See for yourself.
Chow.
He's gonna grab the mace, yep.
Patriots!
Sorry.
Yes! Now finish the brood, mother!
Yes, yes, now let's talk about the Galactic Finance Justice tonight.
Make it straight up.
It's over.
He needs a boost.
Oh no.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
See, the problem is, the electronics are all dumped up with blood.
Oh fuck, it's so funny.
After careful consideration, I've decided it was actually really cool how you killed
all the coagulators in Cold Blood.
So I hereby promote you to honorary Psycho Warrior.
Wow, you made it?
Yep.
Celebrate! I'm gonna let you pull off the Grimord ship.
Oh gee, uh... that's okay.
It's a vacuum, angels! Please, tell me if we're...
Oh shit, do it just now!
Uh, uh, uh, no, please, I really don't...
Do it now!
Get it, Chris, that's all right!
I'm gonna die.
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There's a retreat to the new world.
Alright.
So there's an episode three, apparently.
Oh my god, there is.
How have I never heard of this?
These are fucking phenomenal.
O positive,
There's never a reason to be negative.
But the hand sign is absolute gold.
Alright.
I don't know how I haven't-
Yeah, I've never seen these.
Before I watch I'm gonna go grab a drink and I gotta pee.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
Beach, mouse, beach, beach, mouse.
All right, really? Stop it. Cease.
Who are you? How do you have money?
Jesus all right, let's watch episode three and I think there's one more episode after this these guys are awesome
And their merch is actually sick. I'm probably gonna buy some straight up. I
Need more shirts you ever watch Warhammer 40k Loravids. I have I
Kind of know Warhammer lore. I understand the blood dudes and their fucking psychos. I understand the fucking
There are like there's like crazy
see women in the fucking human world. I know of like the Necrons and all that jazz.
Sisters of battle, yeah.
Wait, what?
Oh, okay. Something more important?
Oh, okay.
Oh.
What?
But I thought this was why they're...
What is so important?
Finally!
After 70 years, my greatest creation is complete!
A female psycho warrior!
Oh God wait, what are you doing?
Okay
Believing us, his faithful cycle orders us to pray for his return.
His made of his image.
Get him in his flesh.
Wandered in psychosis.
Blessed with purpose.
We are the eternal crusaders of humanity.
For as long as our globules survive, we will be reborn.
Okay.
What?
What?
Oh, did you lose another one?
You're running out of time, Captain!
Oh, did you lose another one?
You're running out of time, Captain.
Goddamn time wizard!
Shut up!
Nice pink lasers!
Pussy!
Nooooooooo!
Blast!
What's taking so long?
I just needed more decorations!
Oh! And I need my power cores!
Oh sweet, is he underdead!
You're gonna love this one!
I call it my...
Soul Cannon!
See, the time we used for Steward is actually a ten thousand year old bubble of time.
But our lasers didn't exist 10,000 years ago, so when they entered the force field, they disappeared.
Or something like that, right?
Yeah.
But what if we aged our lasers by impugning them with 10,000 euro of souls from the other side?
What do you think?
Just fire the god, Bryce.
Okay.
xD
If we wait for the buddy Sirot, he could catch tuberculosis
Greetings, I'm Terry from the Dalmatians Legion
You sent a distress call for an imaginary?
Uh, I'm the squadron.
Our imaginator sucks.
Got any imaginations that can pierce a 10,000 year old time bubble?
What?
That was... gay?
A rock?
Where's the imagination in that?
It's a really old rock. I guess that makes sense.
And
Price Terry's been imagining a god that fires metal projectiles
So you're saying there's a fucking hammer and it slams the back of a metal spike causing an explosion
Inside the guy who's then blasted spike into the aliens
I think it has potential.
More potential than green psycho blaster lasers?
Yeah, yeah, magic crystals that turn your lasers green.
That's a myth, Bryce.
Besides, there's totally nothing wrong with pink lasers.
What if I know a way to find them?
Fuuuuck. We don't tell anyone about this.
There's not a psycho warrior in the galaxy who would want green friggin' lasers.
If Space Key wants an alliance to be green, they'd be green!
This is borderline treason!
All of your property!
Heh, all right! The four Amigos, out of here again!
Terry should come too!
What? But our squad is four man's only!
Heh, I've got just the point.
Can Terry go on a mission with us?
Hmm, what will you be doing?
You know, finding relics and stuff.
We checked with Terry's item and he said it was fine.
Okay, and what do you still need Terry for?
Um, well, Bryce's imaginations haven't been so good lately, and uh...
Bryce... Bryce...
Yes, Beast King?
Captain's going to a place with Terry.
Gotta hate Terry. Me too.
He's gonna kill Terry.
What does Terry have to die for?
Kill him!
Space Cure! Stop it!
There must be another way.
Okay, fine. Terry can go.
Los!
Cool!
So we're allowed to go steal the secret green crystals?
Oh darn, you're not gonna forbid us from leaving in Centeri home are you?
Get the book, we're sneaking out.
You are not tax-replacers!
You are not tax-replacers!
You are not tax-replacers!
You are not tax-replacers!
You are not tax-replacers!
You disobeyed me, Bryce.
The only way out now is to kill Terry.
Please, I just have to prove to Captain I'm a better imaginer than that stupid asshole Terry and he'll keep me in the squad.
The green crystal balls.
There's another psycho-warriorship document the queue.
They're gonna steal our crystals!
Nice! That's four aliens dead! I hate aliens!
Guys, here comes the best thing!
Be positive!
Mom said you have to let me play Space King with you!
What do you think, Space King?
Fuck off, Mindy!
Can I even how do you how do you do that so you have to like okay so your left
hand oh shit how do you don't do that you don't notice the LOOD blood what's
wrong with that notice the hands what about it
the
the
way the head of
the
the
the
the
the
There's another psycho warrior ship docking at the queue!
Green fisters through blue pouring.
Makes sense.
Green lasers. Green lasers.
It's really our wicked sins of vile squads.
Don't fuck this up for me, hate-walker.
Or I'll tell everyone about your vile sins.
What did you think I would find out?
I
Know
Come on a buggers. I think regulations would be cool
Our own consideration should be space kings truth. I'm nothing else
I think you would be cool if you were dead. Should I kill you?
What is it a place?
for
Oh shit, they're splitting up.
Uh-oh.
friends what the holy shit like the thing is like that art that actually goes so
hard this this is sick look at that anyways
holy shit
Hehehe!
So they say more event there, yeah.
Hehehehe!
Oh, fuck.
it looks like the invincible robots oh no his hand is gone
wow whoa I'm out of ideas why don't you throw a rocket at Terry
I don't feel like Terry is going to actually figure this out.
Wait front oh my god
Is that forbidden AI is heresy
He's beaten bad at slot skins that I'm fully devastated, disintegrated, viscerated and decapitated.
So you've been feeling this once.
Oh.
How many aliens have you locked down?
Oh, no.
All it desires to feel.
Why are you filming?
They're here. It's okay.
What? The food feels... good?
It's called compassion.
Ow! What the hell, people?
It's my turn at the computer.
I have cause a feeling you need to run.
Oh no.
Ooh.
Did you figure it out?
What is this? How did it kill you?
Kill us. It didn't kill us. It just stands there, refusing to die!
Brother, please!
S-Some of us took the easy hell.
Oh my god.
The rest of us, without stimulation, our globules shut down.
We died... of... BARDEN.
Oh.
No! It's the time we're all over again! You fucked us, Bryce!
Runner! Just tell me one thing.
Has it at least, like, moved his head a little or something?
No.
We just wanted green lasers!
Great job, Terry.
Why don't we just work on the exit?
What? No!
Obviously, if we kill the creature, the door will open.
Open god, just throw the lava bar price. Yes
All right, are you watching captain?
I love you brother. Oh
See that cherry stupid bitch you stupid dumb idiot moron. Oh
No, he's invincible
Wow, look at his flesh being stripped away layer by layer, just like Terry's ego.
Well, last one.
Let's do this now.
Did you see that?
I figured it out, so now Terry's sabotaging the mission because he's a fat idiot.
I don't even know if killing the creature opens anything.
Well how do you know Terry's bullshit opens anything?
You're the...
...eugh...
...rice.
In the house not the best time to be teaching the AI how to hate.
Education is a human right.
did you know did you know what it means to have some source of weapons in
Internet is the only key are aliens in her as you find interesting
Fatherless
Oh my god, there's so many of them
We knew the crystals
That's scary.
I have to get a few to unit one over.
Unit one or two?
Ha ha ha.
We're in a smash.
What the fuck?
I have no idea how I got that.
I'm so sorry.
Huh.
I thought you were gay.
I'm not gay.
I know how I'm gonna hit him, AI.
This is also the enemy.
What?
Aren't only...
I think it has boobs.
Saws?
Boobies?
Seals?
And that's heresy apparently.
Yeah, like that's like the yeah
Both these!
What the hell?
Destructions, period.
Come on, Terry.
To the king! Get to that platform!
Goddamn, Terry. You've been for the most exploring.
What?
The captain thinks you're better than me and fucks Terri.
What?
Why is this?
It's caught by a D-Imaginator gun, and it's present smarter than you.
Brother!
I told you to stand.
That's because you like imagination, Terri.
Well, imagine that!
Your idea didn't work.
My idea didn't work!
Actually, that's not true!
I did brain damage, it's looking at it!
Fuck you, Bryce!
Of course!
Brain damage!
Sorry, Terry.
Keep it simple.
Stupid.
Come on, Terry!
Oh, God.
Hey, did it seem like the creature's kind of just like, chased you here?
What?
It's Will's fishing power!
Holy shit!
What happened to Terry?
Oh, Terry's retarded now.
He's just chasing you home, right, bud?
Terry?
They are real.
Good work, Bugs.
Oh
Who's this
First
Okay, well what's stopping you? I mean it's not like they're invincible
in one go. Imagine a race of creatures immune to all our weapons, and you all are streaken.
Why are you being such a dick? Your stupid force field's still up.
No, you're found!
Hahahaha!
I mean, when or why would that have never happened?
And...
Yes, this was it.
I'm telling you.
No! He's got a bow on his eyes!
Terry, what the hell?
You can't...
He was imported!
He had robes!
Can you see his robes?
Oh!
Why, you better figure this out!
Where are you going?
Just glad to see you, Thomas!
You're the best I've ever seen!
I can't take it anymore!
Kissed by a smoothe!
That's your creation of humans!
Does it make me...
So disheveled?
Hate-bonding?
Thought-human?
Did you know of the joke?
Space King's troops can probably wait until it calms down.
When he's back, Captain?
Captain!
I'm just imagining a way out.
Go!
Go!
I can't do it you do it Terry
Oh
Keep it simple
Hey, hi command
Yeah, um, sorry to wake you. Me and the fellas kinda stole some crystals, and now we're in crystal jail, and Terry hit his head and we lost chest up in eight monger. Can you come pick us up?
Someone better start talking!
He was my idea the truth is Terry is a better imaginator than me
It means everything to me and I almost got us killed
Captain if you really think you need to replace me with Terry. I guess that makes it really I can do that
Wait, you are you sorry?
You can't replace squat members. And honestly after this escapade, how am I going to explain this to the hiking man?
I'm not sure I have any friends in the whole universe, Space King.
No sense, Bryce. We should go down known to North Scans if Psycho-Propeets with hate-mongers are calculated to re-feel better.
Okay.
And remember, Captain, be positive.
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How do I see their merch? I actually want to see it all.
Get your limit. No girls allowed merch checking. All right
Damn
Yeah, this shit is actually diamond here
$42 I guess it makes sense. I got a fucking big money
It's only the three chestnut special edition
That shirt on the left is fucking amazing praise be the space king sick sick
Alright, moving on. Number 4.
That fuck?
Christmas colors.
I've never seen red globules before.
Me either.
Rudolph?
Dammit, place! This area is off limits!
Wait, it's actually a Christmas episode.
Let's revive the globules and see what comes out!
No! The war priests told me to only revive soldiers on this list for escape misuse of slainty trials.
Oh no.
Look at this mess you made, Chestnut! You would be ashamed if Captain heard about this.
You see the names I did.
Let me look at him again.
Smasher, Lancer, Chancellor, Prixen, Rocket, Stupid, Gunner, and Blitzem.
Alright.
I want to see what he looks like asshole.
What?
Oh, uh, welcome back.
Merry Kingsmiss.
Kingsmiss?
Which was that?
What?
You haven't heard of Kingsmiss?
It's where we celebrate the birth of Space King
by delivering lots of bottles to heretics and non-believers
all over the galaxy.
Wow.
Well, I've always wanted to be part of something bigger than myself.
Myself, I do love space game me too. I'm chestnut
Rudolph oh my god. Gee. Let me let me just
It's Zach oh he's a kiss keep your girl closed
It's the new guy
Hmm you look normal
Oh that smiling French show, I know.
We see who makes the slay tick of Firebomb Heretics on Kings Vesee!
Heretics!
Stupid people, you'll be fine.
Now, Heretics are tricky, which is why I brought you all to the Imaginarium!
Where we can simulate disturbing real scenarios to test your heretic hunting skills.
There are three levels each one gets harder
If you guys hearing war priest, okay, it's easier with your grill open
Remember you won't know you're in a simulation while it's active so try not to lose your minds
Let's begin
Easy mode
Guys, what if we're the bad guys?
Good, very good.
Okay, level two.
Our lord and saviour, Space King himself is coming back in 20 seconds.
And there's a heretic among your party who wants to kill him.
Go!
I
If Space King wanted us to be reasonable, he wouldn't have called us Psycho Warriors.
So, this game isn't back?
What? I thought that was real!
Is it not back?
I almost saw a gun!
I almost saw a gun!
It looks like it's gonna explode!
Let's trap him in a simulation!
Here! Here we go!
Here we go!
Now!
Be reasonable!
Huh?
Oh my!
What? Where off? Why'd you?
He said be reasonable. I thought Wusar was to be like his need.
I had a feeling. I had a feeling. I had a feeling.
You killed him based on a feeling?
Why would you destroy the globules? Now he can't be revived.
I thought the youth of the US would think he was badass. I'm not sure if myself thought he was.
But I'm just trying to figure it out.
Okay, okay new plan Rudolph puts on more Priest armor we've the sleigh team and saves Kingsmiss
No, watch the wiser and we just hold the body. Oh
Very good Rudolph that was level three and I was the heretic
Rudolph you're an artist
Come on buddy, let's see that smile.
Okay, Rudolph's being super weird about opening his grill.
Why won't you show your face? What are you reading?
I-I-I don't-uh-uh.
Chestnut's making him keep it shut.
What the hell, Chestnut? You're gonna give him a complex.
Come on, Rudolph. It can't be that bad. It's okay.
Oh
Okay
What was that, guys?
You're banned from all psycho games pending investigation!
Ha ha ha!
Rudolph, wait! Stop! Don't go!
There's a space storm coming!
I'm a freak!
Curse! Curse my space king with his hideous nose!
You're not a freak. Then why'd you make me cover up?
Even the nose is crying. Wait! This isn't a safe part of space. There's monsters out there. Yeah, and I'm one of them
I hope the ship explodes ugly freak
Oh
Okay
Hi, who are you? Oh, no, buddy. Go ahead. You could wish you'd like to be off
What are you doing in space?
Detective me for being different different
Yeah, I don't want to be a manager. I want to fuck aliens. Can I come in?
Okay, thanks for letting me in.
Yeah, that's okay.
Hey look, thanks for that mention of my nose. It's a curse from Space King.
That's alright. It sure was lucky that in all the vastness of space it ran right into me.
Yeah.
Well, I guess I better be off.
I'll take an escape pod and see where that gets me.
I'm not going anywhere special.
You know, I mean, I could take you wherever you want, really.
You don't want to be caught with me. I'm a misfit.
You'll get in trouble.
Well, I'm a bit of a misfit myself.
No, I mean I'm really a misfit.
See this black axe over my Legion symbol?
It means I've been banished.
No one's allowed to talk to me anymore.
You know what
There now we're both really misfits I'm Rudolph
I'm her me
Where we headed her me well, it's silly
But I heard of this place go on it's called the
Planet of misfit cycle warriors
Place where everyone can be themselves and you can fuck as many aliens as you like and no one cares
Well, they sort of care, but they've all got their own problems, so no one can really talk.
Wow.
It sounds like even I could fit in there.
What the heck is that?
Hackman?
Over there!
We're getting a transmission now
If we stop we're Goddard's keep driving
Okay
But he's also better
It's a curse from space king now shut up about it leave him alone or we'll leave you alone
Wow
We die
Got you
Your teeth are mine
Okay
Neat. Yeah, you tricked us.
Nothing personal, lad. Just business. The name's Yukon, and that was an abominable statesman,
Devor. Its teeth are highly valuable.
Well, it was quite the setup. How did you even know it was following us?
It's attracted to loud minds, and your mind is very loud indeed.
What do you mean by mind, Vizalad? What does that mean?
I mean
What it's true, I knew it's the moment you bliped on my side
He uses his bait to make money. What's your problem? I'm a capitalist. What's that mean?
And we don't use a psych or bodies. Where are you not hated? I'll take you there
We're going to the planet of misfit psycho warriors and we don't have anybody just put us down right here
Oh
Planet of freaks like a freak show of sorts. I bet people would pay to see that
All right change of plans. I'll take you there for free an investment
Well, uh
We don't really know where it is. He does. I do just follow your nose
Oh my god
Look look to her attacks from captain on mine
I'm just a slice. That's okay. That's what Kingsman is all about
Look who's talking.
You got something to say, Chesma?
I thought the spirit of Kingsmiss was about identifying heretics, hunting them down, and setting them on fire.
Well, who was the best of us at that? Who was maybe the best we've ever seen?
But we ran him off because he wasn't normal.
Well, none of you are exactly normal either.
Captain's a psycho, Bryce is a skitso, and Haydnbager has a weird dick.
We didn't drive him off.
Oh, here we go.
There we go.
Have you been a good boy? Or a heretic?
I've been a good boy.
And have you been saying any slurs?
Lots and lots!
What legion are you going to paint him?
Not a misfit.
Not a misfit? Why is that?
They're freaks and heretics.
Freaks and heretics?
Yes, there you are.
Oh, about a star defender.
Merry Kingsmuss.
The Kingsmuss collection is a pre-
God, that's funny.
...alive after Christmas.
Link in the description.
Wow! You found it, Rudolph!
The planet of misfit psycho warriors.
What? That's his fire source.
Hello. I'm Rudolph and we're misfits.
I have a big ugly giant psychic nose.
Hear me here, what's the fuck, aliens?
And you're gone as a capitalist.
What's the counting list?
I'll tell you for a nickel.
We have to settle King Space.
King Space?
You lose here for that guess.
King Space.
Go closer!
What did you do this time?
Well we're misfits, see, and uh, we'd like to live here forever.
Oh! Well I'm sorry, that won't be possible.
We're evacuating.
Evacuating?
W-why?
I'm trying to gain a new empire.
Based on interspecies trade and code lingering,
of now an artist's paratist and James Lucy's a paris.
The sleigh team!
But you're free to stay the night.
For them, you are thanks to their patrons.
Okay.
We'll leave tomorrow together.
But the vulnerable space metaphor will track my cursed nose and get us!
I was finally about to fit in to be part of something bigger and now it's all going away!
Yeah, Rudolph. That sure is terrible.
To lose that freak show business, mortal.
Come on, Rudy. Your nose isn't that bad.
It's easy to say we haven't seen it.
I mean, really seen it.
Why don't you let me remove those?
No!
Rudolph, you should see the things I want to have sex with.
Nothing could scare me.
I
Think my nose is marvelous
Thanks guys a real like you have friends like you now. Let's get some shut up
Sorry fellas. I gotta at least try and convince my legion not to destroy this place.
What's that?
They're gone, Rudolph.
For days, out on random planets, looking for you.
R-really?
For me?
More fool them.
They'll get stranded in this space storm.
I know how to find them.
Oh, shit.
Oh, wow.
Oh he's gonna fuck it in the back
Oh
Quick let's get back to the ship before the space storm traps us
Nevermind. I thought I was in a pocket or something.
Carat Taris!
Oh, that was close.
Hey! Someone get the black axes off these guys' armor.
They've earned it.
Thanks for saving me, guys.
You do the same for us.
Besides, your nose, the teeth, it all made me realize.
I'm ready to embrace a role Space King would be proud of.
I don't want to be an imaginator.
I want to be a Medicaid.
I don't even care about fucking aliens anymore.
I can fuck this thing instead.
Uh-oh.
And seeing you in danger made me realize
that there's more to life than money.
So that's why I'm donating the proceeds for these cheats, for King Space and his cause.
King Space? Who the fuck is King Space?
Rudolph, can I speak to you?
I'm sorry for how we treated you.
Thanks, Chestnut. I really appreciate you coming to look for me.
Hey, yeah! How'd you find us anyway?
Oh, turns out my nose is psychic and Haymonger has some very loud ideas some very disgusting very loud ideas
That's crazy
Wait a minute Rudolph your nose it's not a curse from space kick
It's a gift!
Wh-what?
Think about it!
Of all the times I could have found your globules,
I found them for King's miss!
Space King must what your psychic knows
to guide the sleigh team through this storm!
This is your chance to fit in and be part of something bigger!
That's what you always wanted, right?
You can be the most famous psycho-loving of all!
Don't you know you know what I love space cake
That's awesome.
your inbox. Merry Kingsmas.
That's awesome.
Who recommended that? I got to go to the bar.
Good job.
Two weeks ago. Well,
a little Christmas video. Well, shit. Now what?
Damn, I watched videos for three hours.
And now I don't know what to do.
Have you seen Space King? Someone did say that. It's true.
Wait, hold on.
Whoa, look at this.
Top streamers by accrued watch hours.
Wait, look at this, hold on, what the fuck?
Starting from what year?
Ooh, this is interesting.
Lyric is just owning.
I think this is during like his RP.
Somebody had a moment on my QDPI doing League of Legends.
Preparian?
Hearthstone?
Ah, I'm coming back.
It wasn't RP, it was Variety.
It was Arma.
It's definitely Arma days.
He's still owning, Jesus.
Forcing. Tim started becoming a bigger streamer.
Jeez! Okay, here's the ninja moment.
Yup.
How long am I going to stay on this? We'll see.
I'm definitely going to get shoved off screen soon.
T-Fu is starting to blow up.
Oh, here's XQC's moment.
He was next.
Geez, I didn't know someone was the biggest streamer for a while.
I think that was Sea of Thieves for Summit, yeah.
I don't know who Gald's...
I don't know who that is, actually.
streamer maybe.
This is 2023.
Oh, that's this year now.
Okay, so that's based on watch hours, huh?
I'm sure the comments will be fine.
26, guys and so on and some other, are you still doing well?
Ehh.
Lyric's consistency, yes sir.
XQC just exploded.
Oh, yeah.
Watch Dungeon Soup.
Dungeon Soup.
Two days ago, chaotic good barbarian.
41 minutes, goodness gracious.
That's a compilation, watch their first episode, oh you're right, five minutes, monster mash.
We'll season one compilation, fuck let's just watch this and we'll see the first episode
After it, right?
I've seen this before.
anyone else but you forget hero my undead form will simply regenerate which is
why at the start of each day I'll cut off your limbs again you what think I'll
cut out that pretty little tongue too so you can't pass those pesky spells and
I'll sharpen a pole stick it up inside you up to your mouth and wear you on
on my back, wriggling trophies for all to see.
What the f***, dude?
Okay, here.
My false eye.
It's my phylactery.
You sick f***.
No!
Huh?
Or maybe, maybe I do kill you.
All I know is you're looking inside my mouth.
You just don't know what it feels like.
You're a monster.
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
A little knight in little armor, clinking and clinking around my lair all again, ten
handful of dog shit.
Do you truly think your little toothpick sword and your tiny baby shield will protect you?
Do you know not who I am, you little shit?
I am the ancient!
I am the land!
I am the load of darkness eternal!
I could f*** you up with barely a pinky finger!
Only four of them shit.
Intruding on my f***ing domain.
I could rip your spine out with my eyes closed, my hands tied behind a floor!
Damn it! How can this be?
What a cruel twist of fate!
And isn't it like 9 PM?
Oh, f***ing daylight savings!
Oh, but what is this?
You give messy, and you give water!
Oh, thank you, friend!
Yes, give it to me!
Is that f***ing holy water?
Oh my god, this is the main!
Oh my god, I'm so excited to watch out for you!
He's a fucking bingo!
Ooh, are you cooking breakfast on my smothering corpse?
Can I handsome?
Alright.
Stream, what game do I play today?
I have no idea what to queue up.
I really don't.
Warcraft 3, you're trolling.
Lies of pee?
No.
That's a massive investment. What is gnomes?
Holy fuck.
So wait, is this a tower defense?
I mean April 4th 2025 I've never played it overwhelmingly positive.
It could be a play.
That's a top contender. What does rogue dice are coming soon to early access? Don't leak me shit. That's not even out yet, bro
Try it again
Since it's Christmas why not go through the games list, but not play TDs and shit bitch
What is on this games list?
Okay, that's the first one.
How many dudes strategy roguelike?
Apparently 5% of the dudes think they could take a gorilla 1v1.
So let's see how that goes.
Alright but what if this dude swore vengeance?
He became a boxer and he brought some friends for revenge.
Nope, still can't win.
After that embarrassing defeat, this dude became a Necro dude, collected some evil
relics and it convinces the whole cult to go and get that grill
Vendants?
How many dudes is a game about how many dudes it takes to beat stuff up?
Now how many dudes does it take to beat how many dudes?
Well, we don't know yet because it's still in early development
So interesting, so early development, not doing it
Lootbane
Is this another demo?
It is.
I'm not demoing.
Will follow the light.
Okay, also not out, okay.
Ranch Farm.
That sounded like something else.
Okay, not doing that.
It's a demo. Not doing that. God damn it.
A, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Incoming!
Ha!
Okay.
Mostly positive.
This came out December 19th, so four days ago.
Interesting.
Poke path TD.
Okay, this isn't even on Steam.
It's a tower defense though.
Y'all hate that.
won't let me. Raft, Soulstone Survivors, D2R, before we leave, Tropico 6, pro. Darkest
Dun- guys, I have 3 hours and I'm leaving. You got me for 3 hours and you're recommending
I play Darkest Dungeon. Maybe I'll get through one fucking level if I did that. That's
a stupid recommendation.
You have.
Strent is fighting for a shitty life, you have.
Where is this fucker?
Absolutely not.
Next to center's game early access interesting
Oh my god, there's a massive list didn't like someone acts like for the first time recently someone beats super meat boy without dying once
Only recently has it happened
WASD and league I play jungler apparently it's not good as jungler so
This one is shit, yeah?
Okay.
Death Howl.
But I played this before.
story. What do you do in this game besides skate? Like, is it just getting to the location?
There are quests.
There's boss fights.
What?
Huh.
Ultimate Sheep Raccoon.
This is made by the same devs as whatever the fuck?
Wonder why it's mixed reviews.
It's pay to win.
The current stage I can I recommend this game which breaks my heart overall the game feels fun
But it's it is lacking certain things that make me not love it like I did its predecessor
I don't like the new scoring system it feels too easy for someone to run away with a win if they're always first
Even when several others are making it. I also miss the concept of it being too easy so no points. Oh
Oh, yeah. That gave you a reason to make the level harder for your friends. Now it feels
more like just being able to make the level doable as quick as possible. I see.
Well.
What the fuck?
I'm not sure if I can get the
Yeah, I could cue that, sure.
Toy smash kaboom, there's that one I remember.
Indiesim nine ball roulette.
The fuck?
oooooh
fuck it, let's try 9 ball roulette, let's see how this plays out
and then I might play that
ah, Jesus
But then SMG recommended this one, Slice and Dice.
Oh shit, I could play more Slice and Dice.
I never really got far in this game.
Maybe I could do a fucking sick run.
All right, but I'm playing this first.
Knights in tight spaces.
No, I can't do that.
I'm going to go pee over your back.
I don't want that.
It's a game for ants?
See that borderless fullscreen.
Jesus, that's loud.
screen on nice it's borderless press to talk tea on yeah okay back start game
there's one lobby going on I don't know who this is it's peer-to-peer which
means if I host a server someone's gonna fucking just take my goddamn thing
what is in your labubu folder is a labubu game smg
for winds eight ball
go ahead and start
start the fucking game bro
hey quitting that lobby
want to oppose to the game i'm sure that'll be great
come here the water is fine
start
hold control
now
why are we throwing
he got the four in first, how does that work?
stop throwing dice on the board
how's he doing that?
how are you throwing dice?
stop doing shit
hurry the fuck up and shoot!
I think this is a Olympics.
Bad.
Oh, shit, okay, okay, okay, okay.
I don't really have any good shots here, TBH.
Are you fucking kidding me?
You gave me these nine-ball rolls, play your game, it's a win if you shoot, nine illegally
and previous players will get punished.
Wrong ball.
But he put in a four and he got to go twice.
Oh, the following situations are illegal.
The first ball hit by the cue ball
is not the lowest numbered on the table.
No ball was pocketed or contacted with the cushion.
so you have to hit the lowest ball which is it's 0 1 on board no it's a 2 so we
asked to hit the 2
oh bottom middle the ball to be shot is a 2 what are you aiming at bro
What the fuck am I supposed to do here?
We scratched okay, well, I'm gonna put
But how does this work
But I when I go here where I go here behind the lines I go here, okay, and then
Right it up
come on clean all right well shit I'm just gonna try and bank it let's see what
What the fuck happens here?
Damn.
KIT-
Stop putting bricks on the fucking board!
Bro, what is this fucking contraption easy?
Okay, next you gotta shoot in the five and then the six.
Almost scratched.
Oh my god.
My turn.
Okay, we're gonna try hitting that right pocket.
I'm bad in stupid fat and ugly.
Rip.
No way that goes in.
How does the ball- How does the ball kick the shoe? What the hell?
Well, maybe stop putting fucking shoes on the board you freak
It works
Excellent who's next
Yeah, they're not making this shot. Oh, it's me shit, but come on. I can win this I think
Fuck.
Fuck!
Great.
Nice.
Well, that's one out of six.
It's a big break.
I'm next.
So I need to hit the one.
Damn, that's a really good lineup for me.
I can work with that.
Bang, that's one down.
Where's the two?
I didn't plan ahead, did I?
She isn't it.
It don't have a shot.
It don't have a shot.
So, is it whoever gets the last ball in wins or is it whoever gets the most balls total?
Last ball?
Interesting.
Yeah, last ball.
Interesting.
All right, all right, all right, well I'm gonna try and
Get this fucker in all the way from downtown are you
Is he gonna try and bounce it over no way go for it go for it
That was sick
Are you allowed to do that
Got him.
Line up that three, baby.
Line up that three.
Woo!
Count them down.
Oh, this is fucked.
Okay.
How on earth am I gonna do this?
I'm going to try and bounce it to the left, isn't he?
That was too far to the left.
Fuck.
But, they got no shot.
Look at this.
the
bouncer coward all she did it
epic shot
Isn't there some rule where it has to like go over the line?
Okay, I guess not.
I'm stupid.
Oh, no way he ends it here.
No fucking way.
Oh, that's a- that's fucking impossible.
What on earth?
All right, I'm just gonna wail it and hope it goes in
Got it
Oh great nightcrawler is gonna go again
So wait, why is he zero out of six and I'm one out of six didn't he also lose oh
It's just it's just me, huh? Oh, I see
me. This is fucking ridiculous. It's only one person pulls the trigger. Alright, my
shot next. I have no fucking shot here. Fuck. I scratched. Fuck you. Sick of throwing dice,
It's talk. I don't care.
Okay, it's got to hit that three and next.
See if he goes for that pocket, the duck in the way.
If you don't stop throwing the chalk, I swear to god I'm leaving.
The one fucking- the one chalk that I'm-
Alright, I'm just going for that back pocket.
Mmm...
Ah, that was close.
Don't scratch me, I swear.
Thank God.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
I thought I had to be on that side am I crazy what I don't get the white what is the point
of this fucking line okay big scratch for the break okay so it just doesn't matter
here. Just go wherever the fuck I want.
Imagine. This is scary because I want this person to get both balls in. I don't want the next person to get it. Nightcrawler
Nightcrawler cannot get the six in or I'm probably just gonna die
Shit, I know he's scratched, okay if this person gets to both balls I'm fucked
Okay, it's a easy five. Oh, no. Oh, no.
You could line up that six pretty easy after two.
That's actually a really hard shot. I might be safe.
Miss it, pussy.
Yes, wait. No way. Okay.
Well, I think I win, actually.
Well, look at that!
Die, motherfucker.
Shit.
All right, all right, I guess I break
All right, what did I get in before?
I get to go again. All right, let's get that one in maybe it's a tough shot a
Horrible horrible job by me
How do I turn that sound off? You're right.
Music volume?
God damn.
So what's the point of this game?
That's a good question.
It's a really good question.
how the fuck are you gonna get this one in how in the actual hell okay it's a
the bounce angle? How do I...
I hit it. I didn't scratch.
I'll take it.
Damn! Okay.
That was sick
I know for the next guy, I don't really care about getting it. It's all a matter of who gets the six in
Okay
It's a nine is it
so we're just skipping from five to nine
might be right
oh shit fucking pirate fodder
okay i'm bad stupid fat and ugly
no way i scratched you
Here's my asshole. Go ahead and fuck it. Please.
Don't know what context I ever said that.
I'm sure it made sense though, if you knew the context.
It's fine.
Impressive.
Bro, you got to bounce that.
There's no way you don't bounce
Bro, it's a bounce angle
Or not
It'll be here for two years
That's a choice
Ooh, that perfect line up for me, yes.
Surely I won't mess this one up.
Okay.
Bang.
Why do I, okay, I guess I just need to use this thing.
Into boom.
It's my P it. Suck it. Die motherfucker. Nope. Break from right here. Extreme power.
It's actually me and the hell man, it's your fuck!
Ooh he gets a line of one and a two.
Nice.
Gotta hit that two bro.
What's he gonna go for? He has to hit the two firsts or it's a scratch.
Okay, not a scratch, no way.
Wait.
Oh, that's a scratch.
Wait, what?
Oh, it doesn't matter which one you get in as long as you hit the two first.
Oh.
Interesting.
Okay, I'm learning.
I mean, this is just fucked.
I'm about to scratch here for sure.
This might be a scratch, but I'm just going to send it.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Yep.
Right in.
I'm not mistaken.
You can also sew right now.
And you can pocket the knife by hitting the two.
You win.
Oh, so you could skip it all and just hit the nine in.
Assuming you hit the other ball first and don't scratch.
Interesting.
All right.
Yep, that's how I wanted...
It's so bad!
Fuck.
fuck you oh shit
okay they just got hit in the four and then the nine
I
They're not getting that in there's no way
With scratch
We think
Can I hit that six in this could be it
Fuck! That's fine. At least I'm not going to be the one taking a bullet. Come on, line
it up. I don't take the bullet here, it's fine. You take the bullet here because you
Is that how it works oh
Fuck oh shit. All right. I got it. It's fine
Yep
Easy
Three out of six
of
the
hit. Close. I didn't know what else to do. That was, I was at a loss for sure. Hit the
six and then maybe the seven I could do that that's a good idea
you
this is disgusting what the fuck white
you yuck I'm sending it
cba thinking too hard here
I'm really good at putting that white ball in. It's impressive.
I imagine if you got that in if you got that in I'd probably be dead
Oof
Okay, we'll take that
Okay, a little too much.
You've got no options here.
Good luck.
There's no way he gets that blue in.
That's...
There's no way
He has three you can't you have to hit him in order he has to hit the two first
Okay
All right, maybe I can hit that two-in
Fuck that fucking damn it
I
Okay, oh
It's a bounce angle I check this shit
My bad just didn't want to bounce the fuck
I thought I was going to bounce over.
Harry Potter.
Two goes in.
Oh, that's a pretty good lineup for the three to not bad
And then he could I mean you could hail all the way downtown for the four
Do you have anything else you want to say?
How do you have another fucking variation of that it's crazy
fuck
Okay. It's an easy shot, bro. You can do this.
Good job, proud of you.
Oh, shit.
Oh!
He's got that five lined up pretty decent, too.
He could have ended here.
The fuck?
Oh, shit, okay.
Oh shit, okay.
If he makes it, Nightcrawl has to shoot.
Ooh, but he missed it.
And now it's lined up for me.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Pull the gun, Pussy.
All right, let me take a selfie.
You've got to have better fucking sound boards than that.
Surely you've got some Hearthstone ones.
Otherwise you're not a real fan.
This is just a song.
Oh, this is a terrible lineup.
I fucked up.
This is just a song.
That was it that was your big Hail Mary
And you had a curve to that
The fuck
Oh my god
I'm afraid so, Professor.
The good and the bad.
Good boy.
Hagrid is bringing him.
Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid to something that he ought to possess?
I fucked up.
Professor, I would trust Hagrid with my life.
A bright light appears in the sky above the Cheat Ops, the lights of a motorcycle.
Cocktails flying.
Hagrid, a huge giant, zooms in the sky.
I'm afraid so, Professor.
The good and the bad.
Good boy.
Hagrid is bringing him.
Tigrid, a huge giant, zooms down and screeches to a halt.
Twinkie eyes peer out below dark, fishy eyeballs. He has a huge black beard.
Professor Dumbledore, sir? Professor McGonagall?
No problem, scientist.
No, sir.
A little tight probably sleep just as we were flying over Bristol.
Let's try not to wake him.
He hands over a small bundle wrapped in a warm blanket.
Help us.
Do you really think it's safe?
Leaving him with these people, I've watched the old days of a much sort of man-muggles imaginable.
It really is.
The only family he has.
This boy will be famous.
He won't be a child of a lover who doesn't know his name.
Exactly.
He's far better off than all of that.
I'm chillin' here.
As Professor Dumbledore genthia places the bundle on the doorstep.
At here, right?
Oh, he's got like no shot here.
He's gotta bounce it or bank it.
Oh, that's a scratch.
I could end it here.
Wait, I could end it here.
The tiny baby has a jagged scar on his forehead.
Dumbledore leads a letter beside him, addressed to Mr. and Mrs. V. Dursley.
You're dead, bro.
I think they're leaving.
Oh, fuck!
Harry Potter.
Well, I'm dead.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Get me out, I don't want to listen to this audio book anymore.
All my life!
Excellent.
Shit.
All right.
Whoo!
Well?
Die, pussy.
Oh!
All right, looks like it's me and you, you stupid Harry Potter book motherfucker.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
Book motherfucker
Okay, all right, what a start goddamn oh too much power I could have lined up that too way better
He's got nothing.
What?
Oh, he's crashed anyways.
Okay, good.
You're done, kid. Keep playing my song.
Woo!
Pull the trigger and die!
Fuck!
Yikes, I scratched.
Uh, that's a choice.
I
Fuck
Why is it so staticky probably because the shitty ass gamer playing it says terrible like voice comm servers
The distinction was about oral sex and I cannot go into details of course but let me know
that in our religion it is prohibited for a person to touch his private parts while
You're in a damn close
And purify yourself with your right hand
after answering the call of nature with the urinating or defecating and
The scholar say that this is obvious because Allah honors the right
The left hand is to be used for dirty things
So the right is honored in Islam
Now I asked you a question which is more honored your right hand as a
I meant devil power
All your mouth that you say the shahada with
That you recite the Quran with
That you say the name of Allah Azza wa Jal with
What is it in such filthy things that we did not learn except from the kafir
Even the dogs may not do this with the animals
So that one should
Fuck.
Ah, he scratched.
Good one.
I'll take a look.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Oh, he's scratched. Good one, jackass.
Fuck!
Shit!
Alright, you can end it here if you don't blow asshole. Good luck.
You're trolling.
That's a bad shot.
lose? No, he can't make that. You're not making the shot. Good luck.
Alright blow your own gun.
If you survive this it's insane.
Please
Unbelievable
This is actual hell
I'm bad.
Oh, nice I got him.
How am I going to get that two?
It's a tough one.
Fuck.
Unforged.
Hard shot.
Maybe?
God, I cannot fucking get these shots, man.
Gotta make that easy. That's an easy one.
Good luck.
Yeah, we're going to be here all fucking day.
Two retards just pumping a doorknob.
That's you're not even trying at this point.
Just shoot the knife, boh.
FUCK!
Too much.
Way too much.
Ohhhh.
Okay.
He's got to get the three, or no, the four in.
As he hits that, and then it hits that, and then it goes in.
He could have ended the game there, if he was a scientist.
Yep, not enough.
He could hit the four, which could hit the six, or just knock on the five, fuck it.
Did he hit the four first?
Is that a scratch?
Oh my god, it wasn't.
How in the fuck am I going to do this?
Got him.
Okay, and now...
How in the fuck?
It's gotta be a...
Here maybe?
I could bounce it.
leaving it to RNG if I bounce it because he'll just what if I just tap it here
okay yeah you won't make that I tried to fuck I wanted to hit it even less hard
he won't make that. Excellent. Thank God. Perfect.
Alright, if you survive, God really is on your side. I mean really.
He's not. I win. All that forward. GG. Eat the game. I mean, didn't I have other games
to queue up? What was that one? Mushroom game? Hunter's Inc. The hell is Hunter's Inc.
Oh, this fucking game, bro.
Do you have any holiday slot?
What about that one-play game where you build like a Christmas house or whatever?
Chicken invaders super fantasy kingdom light up the town was it this wasn't it but let me look at it
Wait, this might actually be a play here.
Demo?
Oh no, I can buy the whole game.
Alright, fuck it.
Light up the town.
Windblow has multiple major updates since last time he played.
Windblow?
I don't even know what game that is.
I've played it before.
What is this game?
Oh, this was made by some devs that I liked from some other game.
Right?
Dead Cell devs, that's right.
Cool?
Either way, light up the town.
We're queuing this up.
This is the play.
Ah.
And then maybe, I mean, here's kind of where
my brain currently is.
I was thinking something like,
I stream today, we're doing Christmas shit.
I'm not streaming tomorrow.
I actually am not, because tomorrow's Christmas Eve.
I'm spending it with my family.
And then Christmas day, I'm also spending it
with my family.
The next day I'll stream,
and it might be a really long stream,
It might be the last stream I do for like a week because I'll be going on a little
holidays with Vicky's family.
I was thinking about maybe doing a really long darkest dungeon stream, right?
Just a full darkest dungeon day.
Maybe it'll end early, we'll see.
But today's Christmas, so light up the town. This is perfect.
New game.
You hear that thing? I'm only three days away.
You excited?
Okay, there's no lights going on.
No one here has Christmas cheer. Ridiculous.
Hey buddy.
Could you help me out with something in the barn real quick?
It's cold!
It'll be quick. Come on.
I thought you weren't gonna do that this year.
Well, I'm pretty useless at the moment, unfortunately, but...
I don't know, maybe you should do it this year.
I don't want to!
Come on, it's important. The people love them.
They're just lights.
Okay, just... just do one.
Fine. Just one, and then I'm going inside.
Great, yeah, um, anywhere works. You're the artist.
Excellent!
Is this good enough?
Come on, throw a couple more.
I thought you said just one.
Did I? Hmm.
Oh, this is looking great. Let me know when you're done.
Damn, that's a- this kid's got an arm.
For now we're done. Give me to the real level.
I love what you've done with the players.
Oh, for now, look at the house.
It won't look so lonely without any string lights.
Why don't you throw up a few around the yard?
Excellent.
Oh, looks like you've got a straggler, you might want to snip that one.
There you go.
Alright, I'll be over by the house.
And hey, you know, put up as much or as little as you want.
There's no right way to do it.
Alright, let's do this right.
Let's see what looks good to you.
So let's hit it on this fan.
Can I throw it up here?
Hmm.
Ooh, a coin!
Excellent.
Excellent.
Excellent.
Solid.
Alright, hold on, let me think of some shit here.
Change the color.
Oh! Okay, oh, oh, oh, watch this, watch this.
What's a really cool sign?
Gonna make a symbol or something.
Excellent.
Hmm.
You punching down? I don't know if I fucking could.
But I'm gonna get crazy here.
Absolutely fucking insane.
Not bad.
I feel like I should hang them up there like they're too loose.
Brother plus Z, fine.
Do I have any other options here?
No?
Dude, where's my unlockables?
Switch view.
Oh!
Well, how do I... tap, that's why.
What?
All to control how do I I want to get back to my lights I want to get to the white lights Q
No? V.
What? I have candy canes.
Oh shit.
Okay.
Can I put them in the-
That's crazy.
shooting candy cane come
shooting candy cane come
Little piss puddle.
Alright, how do I unlock more shit?
Not bad.
hmm what about this tree oh fuck yeah
I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Ah fuck!
You all done?
No.
Okay, you just saying hi?
Yup.
Alright, well, let me know.
I got parkour going on.
Solid.
I need these coins.
More coins?
So where's the shop?
be just this car up.
Ooh, massive secrets.
Hmm, what do I want to put here?
solid. Man, the lights just aren't really popping out. Like, where's the light here?
Ridiculous!
W chat, W!
I
Shit
There we go
this is not that bad that's pretty good
let me get these let me get this fence
Okay, what have we got?
All right, let's move on to the next area.
I'm sure it's gonna give me new unlockables to work with.
I'm done.
You're all done?
Yeah, I'm fucking done.
Can I go inside now?
Oh, look at this!
I forgot the house.
You're a natural.
Better than you?
No chance.
But how would you feel about taking over for me?
Throwing up some lights around town the next few days?
I know folks around here would really appreciate it.
But it's the weekend.
All right, how about this?
You put a blitzer on town, and I'll get you the bike.
I thought you said bikes were illegal for seven year olds.
That was a lie, you caught me in a bad moment.
I promise, for real this time.
I promise.
But, you gotta get the whole town.
The whole town!
Crazy.
All right.
Oh, but before you head out, let me grab you a map.
I think there's one on this shelf.
Could you grab me that stool?
Thank you. Okay.
It's still too high. It's still too high. Can you go into that chair?
Thank you. Okay.
Ah, jeez. Who put this up here? Okay, let's... you know what? Let's try stacking the stool on the chair.
He's gonna break his back and die. Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Almost got it. Almost got it. You know what? I'm good. Almost got it.
Almost got it.
dead actually dad GG Christmas is over I got it I figured you could start over
on Yellowwood Drive you know nice and easy just down the hill you can take
the back way
oh fuck
why all right but you got this be safe and hey I'm proud of you for doing this
This is a big move. I think you're I think you're really gonna like it. I don't think so
Do a good job, and they might tip. Okay
Be back before eight. Okay
Stay warm out there. Okay. All right
Dad's gonna go smoke weed. Oh dad's done. Let's kind of watch the game
I'll be honest, this is Frostbite.
Waiting to happen. This is brutal.
Oh shit, I got a parkour there. Okay.
Okay, big coin farm here.
Massive.
I think there's coins back in- no, there's not. I can't go that way.
Ah jeez.
Oh hey Bean! What a lovely surprise!
My dad's making me put up lights around the town. Would you like some?
Oh, I would love that. Look at you taking up the mantle.
OK.
Meet your cheer meter.
Decorate the level to increase cheer and spread holiday spirit.
Fill up the meter to progress story and unlock new levels.
OK.
All right. Well.
Bang.
Instant plus cheer for sure.
Damn, I've got range.
Alright.
Instant upgrade already.
Hmm.
Honestly?
To do this shit right I actually think we go on the floor here.
And we do one of these.
Oh that's awful, never mind.
How do I increase slack?
Nah fuck that.
Hmm.
Hmm... Hmm... Hold and drag? Okay, let me test. Hang on.
Fuck.
Alright, let's fuck with the house here.
Number one, we gotta get the windows.
Let's go rainbow.
rainbow on the windows for sure the fuck
Sure, good enough.
All right, we gotta get in melee.
Ooh.
Massive farm.
Hmm.
All right, we obviously gotta get the front here.
Uh, I'm thinking we go white lights for this.
Okay, that was a weird throw, but it works.
Zero fall, damn. We love that.
Not bad.
Fuck.
All right, so far not bad let's get up the top as well.
meters almost out of the red. I don't like that. What the hell? Can we fucking place this
better? Jesus. But let's have these drooping down. I kind of like that droop. Ah. Nice.
Alright.
And then let's get into the rainbow action and let's do some garaging.
Ah, fuck, huge.
That might actually be cinema.
Oh wait, we got a box too.
We gotta get that.
The car is not festive. You're right.
Hmm. I have a, hold on. I have a vision. I have a vision. Watch this.
Oh, what the fuck?
I don't know what I was really going for I had a vision but it's just stupid
Can you decorate the sheep lady testing?
The hell is this lag?
Hmm not really
That's pretty good.
I don't know if I'm missing anything.
Please tell me you weren't charged for decorating your house.
What's wrong with this?
I think this is a solid ass fucking job, TBH.
I'm almost in the green cheer meter, by the way.
I'm going to get a new one.
Done.
Done.
Done.
Done.
Done.
Done.
Done.
Let's go inside. I forgot I'm allowed to go in their house.
Fuck you.
Fuck it, I'm spamming.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
Are you trying to talk to me?
Talk to Will in the upside down!
Maybe!
Good one babe, I'm gonna go pee!
I'm alone with my thoughts again.
Dude I just lost the game.
Isn't that crazy?
All right.
Focus up.
Bang bang.
Boom.
X marks the spot. Oh, they have a fucking tree.
Got it.
Keep up the good work.
We'd love to see what you do at the place.
Yep.
We'd love to see what you do with the place.
Yep, finished.
Is there money behind the house?
Okay, checking, hang on.
I haven't even gotten to a store yet.
Like, I don't know where to spend my money.
There are no coins back here, ban that person.
I can't fucking get out, can I?
Wait, how do I get out?
Hello?
There we go.
Ooh, a treehouse!
Can I climb up?
No I can't.
Sad.
Hello.
Hi there kiddo.
What's going on?
How are you?
What's going on? How are you?
Coins
You're welcome
Welcome.
What's up?
Hi.
All right.
How do I win?
How do I beat the level?
I'm confused.
Another house?
No?
Check map.
Oh, midtown.
Okay.
Let's hit it.
Oh my god.
Huge coin farm.
Dude, I'm annoyed because like I'm looking for some unlocks.
Like I'm looking and I've got like fucking three rows of lot, four rows of lights and
I only have two lights.
So where the fuck?
Tips controls, reset creation, save game options.
Go to the shops.
Where's the shops?
Maybe it's in this map in midtown.
Fuck.
Shit.
That's one way to get it done.
all right
bell books
all the lights out there look so nice did you put them up?
yep
i have to tell my friends about this
wow
oh cute
Fuck you.
Where's the goddamn store for lights?
Did I miss it?
Ooh, hold on. There's actually things in here.
Massive farm.
Antiques.
Bellflower, oh, what's in here?
Oh
I've 76 coins
We got to get the white lights. This is too good
Oh green and red and green is pretty S tier.
What are these like icicles?
Damn, okay.
Okay.
Ooh, LEDs, neon.
I did it.
We'll get green and we're going to get red.
It's not bad.
I can work with this.
Alright, let's see here.
Let's try my white lights.
What?
what and I'm cut-seaning what is this
I cannot figure out what's sending current into the frame I gotta show this thing off on Sunday and it's gotta be safe
I can't ruin another festival.
Okay, check it out, though. Check it out.
A portable, wearable, autonomous power port.
The Pwap.
For when you want to home improve on the mood.
Ooh. That's cool.
Whoa!
Biscuits.
Oh, I'm a meal, by the way.
Oh, wait a second. You're Chuck's kid, right?
Bean. Your parents used to come in here all the time.
I haven't seen you since you were a baby.
Taking up the mantle I see I've got a bunch of lights and things in stock. I mean, I'll even give you a discount
I've already been here. All righty. Thanks for stopping by. Fuck you by anything else. Just ring the bell
Icicles let's see on the door or no
Let's try out some neon signs.
Ah, fuck!
I
Fuck
Oh
Whatever does but you did and now you're gonna take great right? I'm so excited
My bed that looks great
Make this shit green bro
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
I'm actually a fucking master artist.
I'm not sure what's going on here.
That's pretty good.
What if I do the same thing to the tree though?
What up I'm working.
Fuck it's ugly.
The hell?
not bad not bad I think I should get a couple more under city lights though a
A little more green going on.
Good enough.
actually notes not
here we go
Oh, hey, I didn't think you'd come down here.
Oh, it ever does.
Well, you did.
And now you're gonna take great, right?
I'm so excited.
Can you stop talking to me while I work?
Grats, I made your fuckin' homeless shit.
How's my cheer meter?
It's okay, I gotta get out of here.
Let's turn this shit into like a mission impossible, like laser dodging area.
Good luck.
I can never escape.
I actually feel like Spider-Man.
Nice.
Wait, how do I... can I open this gate?
How do I get back?
Actually, I just hop over everything.
Whoa!
Wait a second, hold on, hold on, hold on.
All right, Christmas cheer halfway through the yellow.
What do I do next?
the whole city
what fuck this light up how do i
rights to it
le d's
Nice.
Alright, let's use my favorite color.
fuck
That's not bad.
It's a lot of cheer, too.
Ooh, dude is doing the assassin creed cables.
I don't know what that is.
Let me get some icicle.
Ooh, icicles would have been huge if I did those in- oh yeah, icicles here.
Aw, deep icicle build.
Oh, that's sick.
But I can't go any farther.
Okay, here.
Bang.
Not bad.
Alright, let's get out of here.
A solid clear. Bell Park.
Oh shit, what is this?
I need some coins.
Oh, hold on, this is actually crazy. The potential is off the charts here.
I don't know what to do with it.
Ah fuck!
An ice-cool angle could be good.
I wanna go ice-cool.
There you go.
I need a bounce.
Fuck, I can't get up there without a bounce.
Whoa, look at the coin farm.
Damn!
Hi!
Hi!
Hi, Bane!
Hi!
Okay, not bad
I didn't expect that, okay.
LED the pond
Damn
Holy shit it changes colors too. Holy fuck!
What is the satanic star?
Yeah, it's just a star, got it.
So hold on, that's the top middle.
goes down to the bottom middle. Okay, bang. And then, bang. It's not doing so hot so far.
Straight across, okay, then back to the top left, wait, here.
I think that's it.
And I did my best, it's a little left side heavy.
Satan's so unhappy with me.
Okay, that works.
Can I go in here?
Nope.
massive
no entrance
Jesus Christ, I'm actually going blind.
Oh wait a second.
Oh.
It's a habit to make the TPC poor.
Clean it up.
It really, it really feels like TBC doesn't it.
It's turning fucking yellow.
Wow.
That's fucking stupid.
Next map.
Downtown.
Hey!
Hi.
Oh
Fuck yeah
What do you want?
Howdy, Naver.
Hello.
Hi, Bean.
Hi.
Hi, Bean.
Hello.
I got to get up top shit
All right, massive loot.
I
Hmm
Yeah, I don't know how to make that better.
The stairs?
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh, I agree with the stairs.
Ugh, the fucking... like the green tube is...
massive and thick and fat. It's crazy.
Like, I almost feel like I'd prefer to just do this.
with the stairs
and then I would replace that girl with lights but I don't know how to remove that without removing everything
LED on the steps?
Hello.
Fuck it.
Just missing nine fans.
Yeah, the LEDs are OP as fuck.
It's good enough.
I don't think this game is for me.
I don't think I really have the attention span to not do what I'm doing.
Just to be honest.
of
five
five
five
five
five
five
Oh, the hospital.
Hello?
Hello.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, hi, thank you for decorating all right
Let's go ahead and spice this kid's room up. Let's make it legit
I
Hmm
Let's fuck that.
Hmm.
There you go. Fuck yeah.
Damn, it fucking moves too and shit. That's sick.
I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not, but I'm not sure if you can hear me or not.
What the fuck else do I do here?
Yeah, this kid is not getting any sleep.
Not my fault it's there.
I can't fix this.
Good luck, kid.
Wait, I'm still attached to the kid's room?
I guess you can't really use the bridge.
Alright, well I'm autistic.
GG's.
Bed work.
Oh, you're here!
Hi.
Thanks so much for coming by.
I'm Holly and this is my home.
I'm having a little Christmas party, but the place is looking a little un-festive, you know?
Would you mind sprucing it up a bit?
I'll afford...
I got one hour left, Stream.
It's GG.
It's really just kinda GG.
Apex Legends, brother.
Really, brother.
Oh God Moon Moon's playing Expedition 33. I fucking god. I'm gonna blow my head off
Let's see if he's compl- he's a vtuber now
I suppose you want to fight? Yeah. Everyone wants to play all the time, but I just want to enjoy these falling leaves.
It's a forest, can't you see? Three of your expeditioner friends are here too. Other survivors, can you show us?
Oh yeah, no, they're dead. Easy to spot.
Mitch Jones, hold on, let's see if anyone types in chat. Here we go, here we go.
I mean, the only way I could get him the money is if I buy crypto from someone.
Is that Andy? That is Andy.
He's down bad today. So we just
Feel feels very Disney I would love why would I feel like this again, right?
Totally
Man, I could put up some serious Christmas lights in booty Bay. Holy fuck. I can make this place looks so good
Blade trader what's this broadsword bro? No cap this broadsword is like almost better than mine
It's not check on grubby. What's grubby doing butter? I wonder if there's any second age of wonders the fuck is this
Yeah, he has bonuses in on a battle and replay. Are you for really?
All right
Before I go, because I have no time left, one CHS match and that's it.
Only one.
So did you want to build a snowman?
I do not.
But I will be streaming again on the 26th and I might do a long stream.
I found the 26th and the 27th or something, but I'm leaving.
I think on the 29th, but 28th I might be CC'd.
I'm not sure.
I don't want my last stream to be, wow, proceeds to play Warcraft 3.
Okay, fine.
Give me a game to play.
That can be one hour where I don't just play the tutorial and then turn it off.
Slice and dice.
Oh yeah, that was a game I was going to queue up.
I don't really remember how to play.
Slay this fire.
I could do slay this fire.
I'm doing CHS.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
And yeah, I gotta wrap presents tonight. Fuck.
Beakie and I have a lot of shit to get a fucking wrap up.
Would you get us? Nothing.
To play this fire with a non-ironclad character would probably be too quick anyway.
Okay. Fuck. Yeah, I'd probably lose instantly. Maybe. Yeah, no, I'd lose instantly. If you
want something like split fiction or way shorter, there's Lego Voyagers. Bikki and
And I almost played that last night. We ended up playing that Absalem game, or whatever,
but I almost did Lego. I've just never been much of a Lego person.
Absalem, something like that. I'm going to call... Whoa, what is this?
This isn't Frozen Throne.
I guess it doesn't matter.
Hold on.
Balanced Hero, Survival, or CHS?
They're both the same.
Which one do you recommend?
I got time for one.
I don't even think I have any Warcraft 3 maps on this computer.
Balance was updated three days ago.
Three days ago, Balanced Heroes Survival was updated.
We'll do that.
How do I play on grid?
I don't know if all my settings saved or not.
Grid.
Save.
of
I think there is one V1-ing.
I
Has reboot the big game it bugged out
Love it
Whoa
I did not mean to click that.
Okay, Alt-Ford. Try again.
Why is it not the frozen throne? I don't know. I thought it was, but...
I think it's an options thing. You can change it.
Click the logo.
Oh, look at that!
Alright, I made a game. Join up.
Game name is Weewoo, all caps.
Do I have three more people that play this game in my stream?
i will not download warcraft three
never played the mode uh... did
i haven't played this in like six months
i have barely any clue what's going on
i could up
oh shit okay
choose undeads
okay full game
there's also a newer map of bhs that could be why
this is the newest one SMG just sent it
it got updated three days ago
i have no idea what's about to happen
nor do I really remember what the what you do in this
game i remember chs but
remember bhs
same shit
i think i remember it this
this game mode is much simpler
i don't remember how
uh... okay draft pick
Oh, I remember now.
Okay, Warden, Agility, Boar Rider, King?
Wait, King has a ranged attack and his strength.
I mean, okay, let's go King.
Interesting.
Oh, yeah, and then you pick your spells.
What do I want to...oh, and you got cheese?
I think Acorn's good to buy.
I mean, everything sells for its full price, so...that is very loud.
I'm turning that down.
Uh, burns enemies for points per second.
I mean do I just go fucking strength?
I am not afraid of you.
You're arranged now.
Oh my god, you're right.
What a misplay.
Oh, and then you buy this shit.
I increased primary attribute gain, okay, so I'm gonna get more strength per level, sure.
Bloodlust, maybe?
I'm gonna reroll abilities.
Holy light.
I need cheese in here.
Spell damage, mana regen, spell damage.
on dead chain lightning thunder clap shit I don't like these choices I don't
even know what to build here
I can see whatever else is building here cleaving attack crit SMG is going
some frost strike drunken baller passive shit thunder clap for kite I took
thunderclap. Oop. Alright.
I don't know, I don't really have a strong direction going here.
Drunk and Brawler is a definite play.
We'll take that.
Frost Armor is another definite play, I think.
Uh, let's upgrade...
I think PvP happens every five waves.
We're at 3 to 15.
Drunk and Brawler.
We'll get some Ham.
It stacks up, increases the healing.
Uh, School of Gul'dan.
Plus 20 all attributes if your hero is 25 armor or more.
Maybe that's a play.
Hmm, ooh, big cheese.
Wind Walk, Lightning Shield, Anti-Magic.
Is anyone doing magic?
This is not good.
I'm cursed so I just can't fucking land a single attack.
Maybe get in melee here
I
Eww. Death coil, anti-magic, let me see. Any casters? I see frost, nova, carrion, swarm.
Okay, yellow is doing a summoner build. Dream mist, de-seed.
Ugh. Reroll? Oh. There we go.
Poison damage, healing ward, net.
Net could be okay.
Invenom Spears?
Taken snare.
Let's buy the cheese, buy the ham.
Ooh, Agony Totem is big to have.
Pause.
Oh
Okay
I
Not bad
All right PvP round is next
I want to buy this angry totem. That's huge
Who the fuck is still fighting yellow is this guy gonna die yes he is
Excellent
I am not afraid.
Well, no, I think it's actually PvE round still.
All right.
Okay.
Is this a mod or vanilla? It looks fun.
Uh...
I don't know, it's a custom game.
Not a mod.
Okay, kill that guy.
A new trait, 6,000 gold, your next instant spell deals floors and damage, teleports behind
a random enemy, heals 700 hit points when he has a 40 second CD.
I'm thinking gold.
I already have dodge.
Spiked carapace is huge for me, I think.
Cleaving attack, eh.
Elune's grace is also big.
Grab this.
Grab the ham.
What the fuck?
At your call.
Okay, oh, and I need lumber. Gives five lumber.
Okay, I need to upgrade something and then unlearn it.
Well, first I'll just learn that. I need to unlearn...
...fucking emulate, honestly.
Okay, we upgraded it.
Tome of retraining.
Okay, now we got rid of him late.
Okay, for now I guess.
Reroll, cheese.
Immune, I have so much gold.
Mana.
Dispel magic and slow enemies.
I guess orb of light?
Alright, who am I fighting?
Pink.
Pink is kind of a healing melee build.
I think I got him here.
I'll take that.
Hmm.
I mean, Drogon Brawler is just really good to have.
have. So it's Frost Armor, all of it's good.
SMG, mirror image? Oh fuck, mirror image is so good.
Ooh, devotion aura. There's also a blink. Blink is huge.
I think Blink's a play considering I'm like a kiting fuck.
I'll take Blink.
This is not bad.
Only other thing I might get were Invenom Spears.
I don't know how I feel about that.
Five seconds to see, your next attack heals you for two hundred.
Bubble overs that mana your base attack heals a hundred and seventy bonus damage.
That could also be a play, actually.
I just gotta make sure I'm actually going oom.
So if I make things cost more mana, that's good.
I'm gonna upgrade spears so I can drop this.
Unlearn spears.
I'll grab something new later.
We'll save up.
Or actually we'll upgrade thunderclap.
If you have mass attack speed, you can beat everyone, maybe.
it helps
trying to get myself below half manna here
i'm doing big damn now
Damn, first to clear, I think.
Yup.
No cheese.
Ooh, necklace of spell immunity.
Is there any spell damage I'm really worried about?
Feedback?
It's a reward purge.
No, there's not, I guess, no, right core left.
Now, there's no crazy spell damage going on.
Ooh, unholy aura is pretty good.
Move speed and life regen, I'll take that.
Nice!
Very nice.
The only other thing I maybe could get rid of, either Thunder Clap or Frost Armor.
This armor is good, but I don't really need the slow if I have thunder clap.
Both are good, TBH. Didn't keep both. Alright, let's rock it.
At this point, let's start upgrading things, right?
fuck I need to get myself below half
Let's make thunderclap cost more mana.
Clap is the biggest mana dump, that too.
True.
Tax speed, because there's a temp-
5 seconds of not attacking.
Tax speed plus 10%
That's not bad. Little ramp up plus five every attack.
Reroll it, fuck it.
Bye Spike Shield for now. Constructs a tower.
Oh.
Nutrate makes your roll over for 4 seconds.
1500 health, but slows your attack cooldown.
Another 6000 gold.
Base attack damage plus 50.
He'll 700 points, 42nd CD.
I feel like invulnerability is crazy.
Base damage, I feel like I'd almost prefer
how much does each strength totem cost, 250?
I feel like I prefer strength.
I just take the gold and just go strength, whatever, right?
But the scale.
Okay, fine.
Whatever.
Fine.
Huh.
Oh.
Fuck.
at your call
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Fucked up
More ham restores 500 health interesting
For a molten rock
1200 HP ring of protection
Okay, that ability is maxed out. I guess I'll start getting unholy aura and stuff. I don't know
Health spell damage 40
Another cheese I don't even know what I want
This gives crit chance, but I already have drunken brawler.
I don't know if I should be re-rolling.
Gain 140 base damage if you have a thousand mana or more.
Mana acts to be crazy.
And I would need so much mana though.
And then my magic icon wouldn't work.
I'm a lot of gold, I just did not spend, but I don't know what the fuck to spend it on.
Who am I fighting?
Penguin?
Uh, okay, he's very tanky and reflective damage.
Regency because I'm about to be fucked here
Huh that orb is doing work though
Just gets a mint yeah could definitely get some in
How much does this cost? 180 mana?
I mean, should be told, maybe I should just drop magic icon.
and just swap it out right it's just easier to work with and then I actually
have regen
ah fuck ported right into it
Hmm.
Tag speed jump sent, plus 10 int.
Oh wait, it's gone now.
I didn't fucking pause the item, of course, because I'm an idiot.
30% attack speed, casting a spell, grant 0% attack speed for 4 seconds, that's pretty good too.
plus 850 mana gives regen yeah it gives a lot of really good regen that I think I would
need for you know good uptime but I don't really have a lot of HP either so I feel like
my uptime is shit anyways
i'm most scared of yellow being a summoner
a bs and g2 because of his images that's gonna fuck me up
6th and attack speed, da-da-da-da-da-da. Game plus 20 attributes if your hero has 25 armor
or more. I think that's huge for me, that would give me attributes to everything, right?
might be the play fuck the roast did it work I guess it doesn't detect my armor
quite yet does it and then might drop the cheese I might not be able to be rocking
it no mana axe sad
6 bonus armor, 4 armor, so that's 10, 13, 28 armor through items.
So I need 12 armor just base.
I don't know if I have that.
I gotta upgrade my things.
Definitely dropped the 3% item.
The magic icon.
170 fucking bonus damages knots.
there. Another cheese. Nice, it's activated. Perfect.
I
Move first
Fuck
shit
I'm not liking what I have here
I am not afraid
okay let's upgrade some stuff
smacks that out
any movement
rerolling tomes is too
yeah i do have rerolling tomes i don't need it though
what do we have
Serpent Ward, Cary and Swarm, one magic dealer, right core.
Dreammist is back somehow. What the fuck? I thought they left.
Oh shit, okay.
Honestly, maybe Angry Totem sucks too.
I'm not really feeling it.
Fuck, I'm just not getting the items I need.
I've seen the items, but I'm not seeing them anymore.
They're just fucking gone.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Crease damage dealt to units with a Frosword by 30%.
Man, I injured an armor.
Magic icon is right there.
I don't need...
Oh wait, Sacred Relic is big, I think.
I'll take Sacred Relic.
Now I need Mana Axe.
These mana acts.
Oh, fuck.
Shit.
Lightning javelin, I don't attack quick enough, I don't think.
Okay. Come on, give me a good fucking item, please.
reroll it. Mana axe. Another cheese. Mana axe. Mana axe. Oh, it's actually deep cheese
build. How much cheese are you gonna give me? Mana axe. Oh my god, it's all cheese. Do
Do I roll all the way down?
I'm so sad.
You missed it? Was that it?
way I roll past it oh there it is okay thank God oh 19 cheese by the way cheese
okay that's maxed out what's drunk and brawler at eight
Hmm
Link the range increases on blink, I don't know if I care too much about that
I don't care too much about upgrading this I don't think
Combs no no it's definitely spell upgrade
Let's get movement speed and then I guess I'll take drunk and brawler fuck it
Yeah, I wasted a lot of gold re-rolling.
Alright, kite build.
Why not more cheese?
Good.
So what is there, build?
DREAM MIST IS
Okay, he buffs himself with attack damage
He's got anti-magic shell pulverize. He has a stun and evasion. He's just a melee build
But he's got javelin
It's just I don't think this guy gives a fuck
The alt has inner fire they've got life steal
They've got mask of death
We got a kite mask of death for sure 10 G's claws of attack
My turn nope
Okay, right core is I think the only spellcaster
Manor regen mana regen additional mana regen do they have mana shield? No, I
Feel like they're probably gonna die
Hope here. There's the summoner build by the way
We're gonna need to do some damage here
I don't think either of them really have anything too strong
Interesting.
Me vs Penguin again.
Alright, well I know what Penguin does, I just got to kite his ass.
He now has Curse and Inventum Spears.
Eh.
What would you ask of me as you wish for my
Alright, a little reflect him. My blink actually teleports me like two millimeters.
I'm going against SMG. Oh, how exciting. He has mirror images and a lot of armor and
and mana burn, and then passives, frost strike, lots of armor, spell immunity, blocks next attack.
I don't think I wheat this
Oh, yes.
I'm tapped.
I'm so tapped bro.
King damage towards 200 mana, blocks next effect, he has attributes, firehand gauntlet,
grants an additional 15 health per second and 20 strength, divine boots of speed.
And then his spells, frost strike, mana burn, mirror image fucked me up.
He also has armor up which is crazy, spell mastery, tome of power what that does.
I need someone else to kill him. I can't kill him.
Mana Burn dribbled me. I was losing before the Mana Burn, honestly.
Summoner versus SMG. Alright, I need to Summoner win here. This is very important. Kite his
ass please well there's a mana burn yeah that's game
Damn, that mana burn is doing fucking work.
Kill him SMG, what are you doing?
What is this, CHS?
No, this is called Balance Hero Survival.
It's way simpler.
There's no complicated like blood, frost, dark, what is it, affixes or anything.
And there's only one store and it just rotates and you just refresh the store until you get
what you want.
7 stores scared me. There's more than 7. But yeah, there's only one store. Again, you've
just got to refresh until you get to one.
So two stores in total. One for spells, one for items. That's it. There's nothing else.
And then there's another store for tomes, but tomes kinda come in later.
Alright, me versus penguin, again.
Alright.
Oh yeah, my mana axe gets disabled when he burns me below a thousand mana.
Oh, that mana burn is fucking me.
I
Missed
Well, Penguin's eliminated, Zero Lives left.
Me versus the Summoner now.
Ugh, the loser of this is eliminated.
SMG's gonna win.
It's fucking over.
What a waste of time.
I am not afraid it shall be done
stupid fucking fucker
It deals a thousand bonus damage to some of the units.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that part.
Damn, he's actually getting kinda clocked, but Rycord's gonna go oom.
Bro, kill that summon please.
It's actually really close.
I don't know who wins this.
Oh, the slow.
Melee wins.
Oof.
Why would we... Oh, the life steal.
He's got his mask of death on.
Please let me go against the ult. Don't make me go against SMG.
At least let me fight for a second.
Let me fight green, please.
Oh, wait. That's a free throw.
The summoner gets all the stats, huh?
No contest, really?
Jump SMG.
He's not in this.
eliminated. So the winner of this gets one life back.
I think Rycore is going to come back.
Oh yeah, Rycore wins this. It's already over.
Dream, what are you doing, bro?
Oh, hold on.
Standing his ground, fighting?
Oh, no.
Dream is wins?
1v1?
It's not looking so hot.
Okay, let me go against green, please.
Okay, green's eliminated.
Fucking god.
Maybe, you know what, maybe green can somehow beat SMG here.
Maybe.
One can hope.
Here's the mirror images.
Thing is, Green has his mask of death activated, so he's like 40% life steal.
And the images take bonus damage on top of that.
Hold on!
Hold!
We're moving out of the flames.
Let's go, Green!
Oh, second images.
are down. Mask of death might activate soon. Oh, we need Mask of Death up. We need Mask
of Death up. Oh, it's up! He's healing. Just hit him. Oh! Okay. Oh, fuck. Who am I going
against next. SMG versus Ritecore, okay. I'm gonna go P really quick.
I'll be licking.
Just try right, Cork.
So only green can take out SMG
Let me go against green thank God all right
If I win here I get second if I lose here SMG might get first
We'll see I might actually be able to do something because I can kite them
What would you ask of me?
Zero mobility.
Oh my goodness.
Oh, hot!
Shame.
It's a value to die.
It's a value to die.
Try to integrate vengeance!
Justice with your heads.
Try to integrate vengeance!
Oh, hot!
I feel like I need to let green win so SMG can lose.
Kill me.
I'd rather lose than let him win again.
Take me out, bro.
i just wanted to know that i could do it
come on kill me i need you to win this beat this fucker
for honor
collusion yeah hey
earn your win smg
That was a close game last time.
Do it again.
Alright.
Here we go.
Come on, Green.
Let him know.
Save Christmas.
Here we go, big pre-buffs into the mana burn.
He's kiting out Mask of Death, SMG knows, he's learned.
Mask of Death falls off in a second, one more hit, top himself.
Mask of Death is gone.
And he's tapped.
Ooh, don't stand in the fire.
Another mana burn.
I think SMG has this.
Now he knows what's going on.
He's not gonna summon images to let uh, oh he did summon them.
Ask of death?
Maybe?
Proc?
Two?
One?
Ask of death is up?
Massive healing?
Fuck yeah.
Can I get a couple autos in?
Oh no, it's gone.
I would actually just keep kiting green you need that mask of death to activate
Image down
No
Christmas is ruined
Ggs well played
All right, thanks for ruining Christmas you fuck
Guys I am done. I am actually not streaming tomorrow. I know I said I wasn't today, but I did so merry fucking Christmas
I'm gonna head out. I'm gonna get dinner with Vicky and all that spend some time with her and Christmas Eve
I'll be back after the holidays. So in two days