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Let's do some good.
Yo, good morning.
She's
No crash out today. All right
We are back. I say we cuz Vicky's here
Last night was a fluke. It will not happen again
We're gonna play midnight and we're gonna fucking love it. We're not gonna crash out to add-ons
We love this
Set up the UI in fact we almost got live or went live again last night, but we did not
We did buy energy drinks, and then we got home and we decided to go to bed
So we're up early
But
Fixed up my UI
Ish, I'm not gonna fucking adjust it while I'm live again
Uh, Viggy got her PC working. Apparently she had some wow setting fucking with her shit.
So turn that off. Now her shit's working. Things are good.
I got messaged by Zaryu. He said, uh, what do you say?
Oh, I also moved my camera angle, right? Yeah, uh, I got one guide last night and
And some dude said, hey, old man, I noticed that your camera is shaking a lot, because
when you're playing, wow, like you're sweating and really struggling, the problem is this
camera doesn't really grip my main monitor very well, because if you look, this monitor
is like really thin.
It's a very thin monitor.
So I decided to move my camera here, so I don't look like a fucking loser.
You could buy a stand and put it behind the monitor.
Let me show you all what it looks like if I'm playing.
I went to the VOD to make sure this guy wasn't full of shit.
It's true.
Look.
This is me hitting buttons.
You see that shake?
It's actually gripping a little bit right now.
It's not horrible, but I look like a bitch.
I don't know, my camera's shaking while I'm like,
I don't like that.
Why, y'all hate the side cam?
What's wrong with the side cam?
What's wrong with this?
It's not who you are.
Really?
It's horrible?
They were either thoughts on the side cam
Don't fucking change your mind now they're fucking chat
Yeah, it does maybe uncomfortable like
Oh, they can't hear you. Oh, I have you muted
Well shit, so y'all will never know her thoughts the side cams fine
What is this force and ass angle? There's no ceiling you put on the right put on the right
Put it on the right
Yeah, they should you look like you turned away from your game. I don't like that
No, oh, well I guess okay that works. I'm not like this movie camera on on OBS, but okay. Oh
What would that change?
Well, we'll be facing the game
Hmm this angle scares me cuz like
You're just gonna show Vanessa off sometimes
So she's been on a seat. No, okay, but he's he
They actually might see me piss. Yeah
Do I sometimes I get no no no I'm very hyper aware of it now
And I don't point out to you that you're visible in your mirror when you piss
Yeah
crazy, I
Don't know I feel like sidecams fine. Isn't this more of a gamer angle?
I mean
Okay, don't say that.
Okay, here's fucking middle.
God, this camera's fucking annoying.
There's the mid-angle.
I don't think it just looks so good in the middle, I don't know.
I actually hate middle camps. I think it's awful, but
My hair's too fucking long Jesus Christ
All right. Well
We got to get some levels. We're behind babe
We're still in the story. Oh my god. We're behind
Well, I don't care about being behind like
Missing out on stuff or whatever. That's not what I care about what I do care about is being behind Nick and
And catching
That's the embarrassing part who cares we're all gonna be waiting two weeks at the end anyway
I understand, but it's a matter of like I thought I have to do that the opposite of embarrassed
No, I have to talk with Nick and he's not gonna stop mentioning it
Like I'm the one who's gonna have to talk with him tonight on the podcast and he's gonna constantly berate me that I'm an old man now
I already know
I still have to collect weapons, two out of seven.
Give me two and three to seven, that's when I start lagging.
Oh, okay.
Come on, my game is so smooth.
Can I actually play the game now?
I can play the game, I can have Twitch open, I love StarForge.
Are they fucking my chatting in?
No.
Are they holding you at good point?
point now what setting was it where's that picture we had it was like it was
it fucked that it was like the compatibility fucking wow bullshit at
the very bottom of graphics advanced check boxes yeah advanced work submit
multi-thread rendering async resource creation fucking the advanced one yeah
whatever the fuck that is I don't know so oh that shit yeah I don't know what
that shit is I've never seen anything like that I don't I haven't either this
is all new to me Zarya you messaged me and he was like hey dude saw your
crash out clip last night and I'm like oh no there's a clip I don't know what
clip hat in it but he's like listen man I agree dude listening to fucking twitch chat while trying
to do your UI and all these different things I totally get it bro and I'm just thinking like
what clip what did I say in my clip I don't know dude what the fuck this mum is carrying a chest
really where well he dropped it because I didn't hold on I'm killing this boss we gotta go
He has fucking 200,000 health.
I need to kill him too.
I actually just don't do damage.
Yeah, I sold my build and I'm confused again. It's over.
Did you kill him at the bottom?
I'm working on it!
Where the fuck are you?
I'm at the bottom, killing him!
He's dead. He's took me five years and I'm doing 6,000 DPS
Feral is ass at the moment in retail. You're supposed to level as bear spec
I'm not doing that. Thanks for the gifted subs grants on the amazing this pet
They playing demon. I give that no it's two, but they're gifting five because they like me that much more. Oh
Well that would too.
I got a warp slicer.
Saren said go to the auction house, there's item 180 item level weapons that will triple
your damage.
We're not going to do that Saren, even though you're fucking right and if we cared we would
but I'll wait until I get a weapon from questing and I'll enjoy it.
Yeah, I don't know what an auction house is.
I have an auction house mount, I can mount.
We can use it there.
Yeah, we don't have to buy the weapon, I'm completely good with just finding the weapon and getting the dopamine from questing, right?
Let's just look at it, let's not use it.
Let's see if it's expensive.
Weapon 80 to 80.
Search.
Is there an item level range?
Sort it, I mean, current expansion only maybe?
Oh, there it is. And then two-handed maces. Or sands? Yep, item level 139.
Jeez, it's gross. Whatever, we'll quest, we'll find something, right?
Yeah. Surely next quest is fine.
Sort by item level, it's fine, chat. I saw that they do exist, it's fine. I don't need to see it.
I can't find my two weapons
There's a lot in this house
The one I'm at, but I think it's like we have to loot our own individual shit
This fucking demon. Oh you I thought there was a demon on the show to start doing so much damage shitting on me
I can't tell what class anything is.
I can't tell.
I can't even tell it to you.
I need to change the color of like names or something.
I don't see who the fuck's near me.
Gotta be upstairs.
Enable friendly name plates?
Ew, gross, I will not do that.
Why not? It's just me.
It's you and it's your 12,000 different pets and then it's like some random-
Well, I'm pretty sure you can build him a minion.
And then a death knight flies in and there's all that shit and then all the NPCs when we go turn in our quest are there.
No, because there's neutral and minions and shit.
Nah, fuck fuck. Do you have friendly name plates on?
No.
Okay, hang on.
I can still see you.
That'll see things.
Okay well I need, oh one more weapon right here, I'm done.
Wait devastation, oh shit, wait these are the weapons from Sunwell, not Sunwell, Tempest
Keep for TBC.
There's weapons in like Tempest Keep TBC raid that only work in the raid.
Whoa.
I got a new weapon, I don't have a 120, look at that.
Right? Uh, where's audio? I'm trying to dialogue up. Sir, the music is really loud. Is it too
You loud?
Probably.
Isn't it in-game music?
Yeah, it's in-game music.
Again?
No.
I mean, it's whatever.
Were you just taking the fucking...
I was.
if you're the fucking thing and get cleansed, it doesn't matter.
This is fucked up.
Hmm. Void Waker- Void? Yeah, Void Waker.
The Hemith.
It inflicts 20k damage to enemies within 2 yards.
Some bow.
So what do I do?
We need R. Okay. I think use the weapons against the
Weapon. Maybe.
Wait.
Aid him in attacking. Wait, maybe.
Talk to the guy, talk to the guy.
Right.
I'm killing some fucking elite.
Next to me I don't think I'm supposed to be doing this though
I mean
Channel the light against the void wig behemoth. Oh, I gotta stand in the P. Yeah, I said in the piss. Okay, I get it
How do I channel the extra?
Today, the void learns the power of life is supreme!
The old vorace thinks this is the biggest clowning achievement.
Show yourself, witch!
A paladin staring down the might of the void, with only the absolute conviction that he is right.
This is randomly swinging.
Grey in the light.
How will you fare lost in the void?
You are only fragile mortals.
Chad Reddit said the story is really good this expansion so I'm locking in I'm listening
to Reddit surely they're right no I tapped out for a second I know my cutscene I'm no
music oh it's so awkward okay it ended it's fun you're right behind me you didn't
us anything. Folks is gonna make a quiz for us at 90. Is 90 by story? Yeah, about the
Sorry.
What the fuck is happening?
I thought we won!
No.
Better ask me that, I guess.
But he was so confident.
Put your faith in the light.
I'm literally just W-king to the fucking dragon run.
What are all of these debuffs that I keep seeing like in party frames I feel like I got to get rid of this.
I don't like to pop it over the side of your screen.
uh now what do we do we go to the sun wall well we go north just run north fuck all this
dude i keep thinking you're my dread stalker can i ride myself oh hello mark mark
and self writing would be impressive nothing will get past me
Me.
Oh, this is-
Alright, we kill everything.
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
We're good to talk to her.
Who?
Liadron?
Well, nothing would get past me, right?
You said that?
To her?
No.
Well, that's why I said that, like a fucking autist.
I had a reasoning for that.
Oh, okay.
I'm not that big of a fucking loser, I just say that out of nowhere.
I don't think you're a loser. You're just nerdy in the fun way.
Are you picking up this buff?
I'm just tab-dodding everything here.
I don't see a similar enemy.
like I actually don't do damage I swear to God is this normal is this how it is
for everybody like it's hard to kill things
But if it was easy, you'd think the fucking Sun will be getting defeated.
These guys are no joke.
You're right, man. You're fucking right.
You're under a year? I mean, I guess.
Imperitus. 92% wow.
I'm more of like a single target hybrid build and I feel like yeah, I can't be doing a we pulls here
I can't handle it
We're gonna kill impertice now. Oh, we just killed me
That's crazy
Go bear and a we the entire map at once. I'm not playing bear
Why the fuck is guardian so good blizzard nerf at ASAP you gross yuck
The bear should not be doing a lot of damage. I don't care if you need the ability to level.
Same with Resto. Kick rocks.
I don't want to see what bear form can do. It'll just actually make me just want to
with
God
I do not want to play bear
Guardian oh damn cutscene
Which is doing it again
I'm just gonna keep moving like that.
Whoa.
What the fuck?
I'm not gonna lie, I got chills.
You got chills?
I got chills right there yet. I was sick
It wasn't did he make it happen
so I guess basically blind faith is just dumb another weapon maybe this will
upgrade to epic
and supplies. I was in shit.
Soda is dead inside. Yep.
Where do we go next? Arrive at the Sanctum of Light?
I think through the border, right?
I guess. Let's go.
Okay. That's a race.
That's it.
Where's the, oh, it's the other way. Look at the way marker.
What way marker?
it's like two thousand yards away oh I see
look at that bridge huh oh already I'm yeah don't I don't don't fucking do it
I'm already I'm flying don't do it now don't you run like a normal person that's
not it no a normal person flies this whole thing it's so long okay you
gotta appreciate it like a real gamer would they're exactly they would fly
fly all the way over
why? I am baffled
I am appreciating it
I am appreciating it
why can you fly over it?
do you guys see a spaceship as raw?
oh I guess we technically kind of are
damn look at the eastern kingdoms
like zoom out of the map and go eastern kingdoms
look at the top right
sorry I'm still walking on the bridge
Alright, take your time.
Damn.
This is a nice capital city, right?
The fucking nice.
Like a pool in the middle, too?
What are my staff priorities as a feral?
pretty sure it's like Midnight Feral Stat Pryo. Agility to mastery then haste. Then critical
strike. Inversatility last, okay.
Maybe we'll turn War Mode on later, but not until we have gear. I feel like I'm just gonna
a one-shot by everybody with no gear.
You are guests in our capacity.
Guests, allies, and saviors of the mona. Rest assured that we will guard your city and your people
with the full strength of the light.
Okay, did you listen to that dialogue?
Am I? Yeah, I am.
Okay
We got some house decor from a quest now, ooh, that's names
I
Have a two person mount I might why
What
Because I saw and I can catch you do that so now I want to do that too
I want to be a passenger princess too. Hmm. You can mount fuck up. Let me see what I have
Like the only mount I have that's two seating is gonna be me see I have a touring rocket.
This is a two-seater.
I've got Sandstone Drake.
I don't mind the rocket.
I have...
How do I filter like...
Oh, ride along is a tab.
Hold on.
Wait, are all these ride along?
along no this can't be
they are oh can be two-seater as well
well travel for my heat using I have this I can't I can't get on that what
really okay oh this can't get on either why is it saying these are fucking two
It's right along you think right
And I can't do that you have to turn it on how do I turn it on?
And flight style skills
Switch flight style
It can't be it right
But I can't but you got in the rocket
Top middle of the mountain
flight style like I literally oh hit the skills and yeah I see right along
enabled okay so now now let's see if they work yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I'm a
little draw that's so cute look at me I see that all right we got that we got
this one same thing it looks like okay we got this one probably the same we got
Polly you got some Highland Drake yeah all of them turning a little thing
magic at this
sounds cute
got two more here last one oh wait look at that one what the fuck so which one
you feeling up here I think I was kind of feeling this one the first one
actually this. The thin, snaky-looking one.
I'll roll it.
Alright.
He had Polly's pretty clean too.
Either that or the druidish one.
Hmm.
Is it Aboard Drake? This. I don't think I have that.
But that's too Polly, what Polly you mean? Let's do it, parroting.
Oh no, God no, it has no legs. I can't use that as a ground mount. It has to be able to run on its legs.
Sorry, I'm autistic.
It's okay.
Wait, what about the rocket? Does that bother you?
They do the rocket too. Well, the rocket does bother me actually.
It's not ride-along, it's like one of the earliest two-seater mounts.
Yeah, I think that's kind of be all I have.
Yeah, that is Sanso Drake.
Ah, fuck it.
Let's do the ride along.
Ride along.
I'm going to go with the one Druid-ish one.
Okay, okay, let's move on
It's like I have broccoli hair like my dragon
Check with it. Oh God. What is in my bank? I have oh my God
Oh my god.
Oh no!
I have bindings of the Windseeker?
Oh I've got gun shoes.
Oh I forgot about these.
I've got like 8000 random expansions of just shit that just does not matter.
If you have an old account, some of your old shit goes for a lot of money.
Well, I don't have like, I only have something like Kata. I have a hand of Ragnaros.
Void? What is this Void storage?
Battle-Born Sigils, he's vendor for 50. What? Vicious Saddle?
Maybe I got some weird-ass shit in my inventory here.
Thanks for the gift and subs gamers! Wow, enjoy your new pet. Surely you won't be single
for long.
Uh-uh! Rizashi coins, schematic.
I got Goblin Glider kits too.
But they stack.
But you might like these. Hold on, let me give you some.
Come here.
What the fuck is a prismatic stalker?
Does that make him put anything in it?
I think so, yeah.
Take these.
Well, take these.
Ooh, these still work.
Let me give you some of these.
So the goblin glider is like, it'll make you,
let me try it out.
Jump off a building and use it.
And then try the rocket shoes.
You'll see what they do.
Hey, the fucking rockets, shoes are sick.
What the fuck?
Right?
I just had them in engineering.
Look at that! Like nitro.
Yeah, right?
So if you're ever questing, just fucking hit that shit.
I used to use them like world PVP.
I just have them in there.
Wait, how do I stop?
Fuck if I know.
It's not ready yet.
I gotta talk to someone here with the fuck.
You gotta click the buff off.
Oh no.
Yeah, there are aids to turn off for sure.
Three minute cooldown as well.
We have to talk with the...
The skyman.
Did you get it?
The dragon horse they know when there's danger
I've never seen them this unnerved if the animals of this affected
You are you really are a passenger fucking princess god damn it
Wait why I'm doing as much as you are I'm listening so I can do well on the quiz
Which we said
Yeah, actually we should. You're right. Yeah, change your heart
Yeah, would a passage of princes do that? I don't think so because I'd be tabbed out
out.
You hear that music?
Huh?
Well, you hear that music?
It's beautiful.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
It was a guy playing the guitar.
No, you're in a different...
I'm not going to hear what you hear.
Okay, yeah, because it was like a proximity thing.
really yeah it was an actual music right do I like to do silver moon I don't
know I didn't even know what the old silver moon looked like to be honest
are you serious no or yeah I don't know I get lost in the old silver moon I yeah
this is better I guess but I'm just fucking you guess I don't know I haven't
actually lived here yet where's the auction house where's the enchanting
It's a new mount.
Oh yeah, right.
So I guess it doesn't fucking matter.
Ooh, my shit upgraded!
Yeah, I understand that this quest is like,
hey, go talk to everyone and learn all about Silver Moon,
but like, I just don't look at it that way.
Like maybe I'll look at Silver Moon at another point when I'm not questing.
To me I'm just staring at a mini-map following yellow dots and yellow arrows.
What do we do here?
Stay a while and listen to fair.
I'm not sure there's a story, I'm kind of reading a little bit.
You don't need to read to get the story.
cutscenes okay Ben crazy I think saying you don't need to watch a movie you can
just watch the movie clip of the cool scene yeah but I feel like nowadays when
they make this story they keep it in mind that most people are not reading
and listening they're watching just the cutscenes so the story is actually
almost intended for you to just be eh not listening that deep my my psycho
that's just you I kind of care
It holds back the void yet I still wonder if it's not gonna be capable of such power. What else will it do?
That question worries me, Adam. Is it wrong for it to do so?
The effects of the state of the universe...
It is bleached ever songs for us.
It's all over everything.
I'm just looking at the item level. It's all that matters, this item level.
I
Sound like pain these worries religion nowhere. Are you
I did with the village
Where
Why Alliance? Because your rate, your fucking faction doesn't matter anymore in Shadow Meltope.
And Viki said the housing Alliance zone looks way better.
Are you gonna join my mouth or what?
It really does.
You said what?
Oh yeah, I don't want to join your mouth.
Oh, too late.
No, I do, I do, I do.
Too late, come on.
Wait, but I want, I don't want that.
Alright, alright, come on.
like the fucking the horde housing zone this shit looks like a war zone yeah
that's horde so just dirt and fucking disgusting shacks and there's a bunch
mud huts but it's ugly mud huts it's no secret yeah that's that's horde they
The horde is not supposed to be pretty that's the whole point toward
Gloves
Are we doing all the quests I like to I can't tell which ones are like
I don't know sorry or whatever
shoes hawks riders around you oh did you get that
I'm still in the second class
just shooing away hawk riders
Wait, my mods link two peek eclipse.
I might have to look at these.
Oh my god, these links, they die in like two seconds.
What is this?
Do they have any HP at all?
There we go.
Let's go, baby. Stay strong, my man. Wait. Should I kill this guy right now? I'll do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. Let's see.
Cheap attack. Fall. Fall cheap.
Wow.
No, he's just... Bro, Spawn killed him. He can't do anything.
Oh my god, bro!
He just acts like nothing happened.
I just killed this guy six times.
Okay.
So that seems to be the item level, Diff.
Again?
I don't know how he spoil you speed.
I want to blind me, or on all those cooldowns.
I have a lot of energy just got a couple seconds.
I'm gonna end with that step back here to expect this shit.
He's gonna chase me?
Bro, you lose this bud.
You literally get killed instantly here.
Oh, you bade me.
Shit.
Rebella?
Couldn't get it?
You get it?
He just... I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'm dead. I'm dead.
I'll fuck. I'm literally completely dead by the way.
He's got Incarn again. I don't know how.
Can you? I'm running, running, running.
You know what? It's good to see that even Pika is confused as fuck as to what's going on here.
Dude.
What is this disgusting class, man?
Okay, that makes you feel better.
Oh, I got all the credit. Everything you're doing now.
Now, I'm a passenger princess.
I'm a passenger princess.
Uh, disturbances investigate. How do I...
How do I investigate in here?
Am I stupid?
Hey, how'd you investigate?
Am I clicking?
Clicking what though?
I'm gonna bring you the message.
What?
There's gotta be an upstairs or something I'm missing here.
Oh fuck, it's the bush on the outside.
I'm eavesdropping.
Sam?
Find a place to eavesdrop.
Erratic right, okay.
Wait, find a place to use your op on Tideborn Fright.
I guess it's just a bonus quest?
Or side quest?
Where the fuck?
I
Don't think so
Get the note there's no note. Oh, yeah, dude, I see it
Fucking Eritor is following me. I need to erotic
He'll kid in some shit
Oh god.
Where is this chest?
Oh, it's probably up here
Do you go around and grab every single quest?
No, but I want to
Okay
And those you don't want to know we can grab
if you don't want to that's
No, we'll get them cuz it might get fucking decor and whatever right?
Yeah, I mean I like to do everything just because there's two weeks
So like we rushed last time and it was just be quick. It was so fucking boring
Yeah, it's where you like as long as these quests actually give something worth anything, right? That's my I just don't have
They're worth anything you wrap
That's it. Is there is the rap like a thing? Yeah, then we do them all I think rap is important
Click some fucking warm and flying around
I don't know.
Okay, where the fuck is this chest at?
This one?
Yeah.
It's on me.
So it's up top, okay.
And then that little chest right here?
Oh, there it is. God damn.
Silver moon. What did I just loot? The fuck?
Strange plans examined, okay that's done.
There's a quest we need to grab.
Alright I gotta grab this other quest but where the fuck?
A ranger's dream, where the fuck is this?
It's got to be up top or something.
Here we go.
I think I grabbed all the quests.
We're good.
I'm going to go turn in now, I guess.
Can you share?
I only grabbed one.
Uh, rangers? Shares? You get that?
You're already on that quest. You have everything.
Ooh, a candlestick. You can get very silver moony, uh, decor.
Are we following this person?
this person follow the trail you found right right here okay
Okay
I guess we just go west
I'm trying to keep up with you, I don't want to do quests that you're not on.
I thought we were falling in the trail.
You'll encroach you further!
Yeah.
It's braiding the fuck.
Right? I think we were worried when we came midnight it would just be all voidy. Ooh cutscene.
Creatures seem lifeless. They're so vicious.
They claimed this as the territory. We are now in kitchen
Whoa
Hmm
That was not me light monstrosity picture you tag it
Easy quest
We were able to hold back the growth, but not those things!
Okay, new boots.
Okay, and we're almost 120 item level. We're getting there.
Okay, light bloom growths examined and creatures slain. Alright.
get ready for that
uh-huh
you
you
set the cost
uh, you talking about north?
Oh, yeah those are side- okay, yeah, you're right. I just thought it was like all campaign class. I'm killing a big fuck and I'm probably gonna die
I don't know how much damage I'm doing. I don't think I'm doing jack shit.
I feel like I need to do like a dungeon to learn my rotation.
Everything is just awkward.
I need one more plant.
I don't know if you get this.
What the fuck is- oh.
That's a first scene, right?
Alright, let's go back to the north and see those side quests, right?
Before we continue this.
Okay.
Alright.
I'm starting to put in combat, Simon.
Shadowbell.
True.
true
I swear I'm one of the strongest racial in the game of retail
wait for you
do you love the game yet or what I fucking love it in fact give two subs right now
I'm over his or waiting on you
I'm here killing the mom so I need to go.
Did you get that?
Or... I got it.
Okay.
I think there's one up top too.
Yeah, I'm getting that.
Like, look at that, I go.
Okay, you get all those?
Mm-hmm.
Okay, find up and meet with Eritor.
And then, Freight Slayler. Okay, we gotta kill these.
I gotta fuckin'- Okay, hold on.
10 yards.
10 seconds. This is 19, so it's better to-
Wow, is it better to fuckin' A.O.E. rip with just two targets?
Is that more value or is it three or more?
I don't know when like the value changes.
That's when you do AoE rip or single target rip.
I think it's two targets is more worth.
Alright, all done.
Wow had probably got no, they have no info on Farrell.
I have to figure everything out myself.
I've learned that.
There's no info on this spec anywhere.
You have to go into the ocean.
Yep.
Oh, way down, okay.
I'm aquatic for me.
Do we have to loot around?
Uh, I don't think so. I'm at 2.
Yeah, I'm at 4. You have to loot your own.
Oh.
Did you skip the Mr. Beast video to play WoW?
Mr. Beast video.
Beast games?
Wait, we were watching Beast games last night. What the heck? How'd you know?
Hey, season 2.
Yeah, we were watching season 2.
Dude, I actually created, like my fight or flight response, like actually activates while I watch these games because people are so fucking cringe.
I want to punch them or run away from cringe.
It's infuriating.
Jesus.
They're filming it live on broadcast right now.
Oh, well.
They definitely signed waivers no one's gonna die anytime soon though, I bet no I get that but like if they're
Doing it live
Because they cut the catwork of the delay. I mean it just depends on like
That they're probably not doing anything where they expect someone might die, but it might happen one day
She's rules your damage there that was someone else that was shaped someone else
again he's got cool shoulders they're gonna hundred and eighty seas level 85
187,000 health he does he has double our gear but no like every time I
fucking watch Beast games like I guess everyone's on camera and everyone wants
to have their one liner that they have for their YouTube video.
They act all tough like, no one's gonna stop me.
I'm an Apex Predator.
And then they look at the camera and they have like this serious...
They hold it for like 10 minutes, this face.
And it's just the cringey shit.
It's so fucking cringe.
It's constant.
Nick, well not Apex Predators and like they play Apex like...
I'm the alpha in the room. I kind of kind of energy. It's just the worst
But I kept watching so I'm done Sam
Knowing these productions they probably tell them to do that. Yeah, no, maybe they actually tell them to like we need you to
Say something tough and cool
And that's like what the fuck would I say say something tough cool
We hasten a street weapon
What
Why why are you why are you way over there?
Is he yeah, I'm too rep
But requesting we have a quest here. Yeah, I don't have a customer there
it's not a quest I want you to take this item that's a secret clearly for a
hundred rep it would be right next to you I'm not far away
this how'd you know this was here cuz it was on the mini map I didn't get rep
Yeah. Oh, maybe I did the... Oh, maybe I did.
Hey, I did. Your warband's reputation with Sylvan Moon Court has increased by a hundred, maybe?
Or was that the last... I don't know if that was the thing.
That one, that was the...
Okay. Captain Thorwith Slane.
Which turn is... what's the door before?
Uh, some lady over here?
Oh wait there.
Alright.
Where's the captain though?
Oh, he just spawns here, okay.
Uh, hey Feral Druid people, if there's a single one in my stream, do I want to hit Convoke
with Berserk up or should I stagger them? Like is there a benefit to having Berserk up when
I can vote? Yes, stack them but why? I don't see the benefit. I feel like I'm just wasting
My Berserk has convoked us to random abilities.
Yes, dump energy, then hit both.
That's what I've been doing.
Whatever.
Uh, we have that quest turning up top.
Second time's a choice.
Berserk buffs all damage by 15%.
Okay.
Is it really?
You're fucking right.
Okay, that's all I need to know.
Now I have a reason for doing it.
Thank you, Gamer.
Ooh, wait, I'm level 81.
nice rank one when you first buy you have
I feel like this buffs fucking drew to the claw not
It ferocious bite
Like I don't first like that much
When you ferocious bite you have a human chance to come point to spin a flicker to an enemy does it do it with rip as well
So it does you both.
Wowhead guide, re-rotation.
Oh, okay.
Cast Roach-Spite if you have four or more, would actually be Roach-Spiting at four
combo points?
I
Know
All right digested object
Do we just kill these I guess
I only found one.
Oh, here we go.
or not.
The incredible crime?
Absolutely not.
I'm at 3 out of 8.
I'm not really seeing my unseen predator crocs here.
Okay, I think that's it, right?
Hold on, now back to...
Or do you want to go east and do a ranger's dream?
Your pick.
south
She did a second class I have no quest over here. I don't think share with me if you have one
Well, then you must have done it
If you've done long criminal, I think so. Yeah
I don't think I did how do you I don't I don't see the quest on the map. What the fuck
What caused you said there's quest here?
Yeah, right here
No.
That means you miss- okay.
Yeah, you might- oh, I thought you were saying there was a quest to grab here.
Oh.
Well, there was.
Okay. Yeah, that's fine. You must have grabbed it, but then- I never grabbed it.
Okay, but there was two quests to do. Did you do the second quest?
All I did was fucking fly around and collect the ooze. That's all I did.
Okay, do the second quest.
I don't see a second quest here.
The one that you accepted?
And you have like a timepiece to use?
Does this screen share me them?
Oh here we go. Use the timepiece that allows you to see the creator's past.
It wasn't popping up.
It wasn't tracking it. Okay.
Frozen moments, investigate.
You haven't done any of this.
Wow, that, it wasn't popping up on my map, my mini map anywhere.
See, and then now a quest pops up over here.
I see it now.
See, I did not just grab it.
I don't know how they killed it.
This creature is terrified by the chaos that surrounds it, Luma.
You think you can like, save it?
Maybe unfear it?
Maybe I can cast Soothe or something, I don't know.
No, that's the quest turn on.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wait, do I have any toys still?
Used to have those.
Toys.
Toy box.
Warb of the Cindor Eye, get him a blood off now.
Now I get a book.
Nice.
Oh my god, we got the dog!
Wow.
Oh, where's my, uh, let me fix up my toys, hang on.
So you're supposed to follow her.
Every time you wrackled the dog,
Okay, I finished let's go east.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, Luma.
What do I see my, why are my buffs hidden?
There we go.
All right, hop on.
To the east, a ranger's dream.
Oh
We fucking scoffing at that message where
I am now lunas
Honestly I cried so much logging into midnight. This is the most fun. I've ever had playing while retail is back and here to stay
And then they did it a while is that it? Yeah, epic sweet
You're much have more than I do
Because I'm capable of both playing the game and reading chat. Well, I'm waiting for you
I'm also the one flying us everywhere. It's fun for one place
I'm trying to fucking stay in sync with you all right. I can go do another quest do it quick, but then it's like now
We're not in sync. I'm trying to make sure I'm in line with you here and also before my shit was bugged out
All right, I don't care anyone says so it's buggy buggy. You just weren't tracking it
It was it but it's still pop up is like hey you have a quest here. It wasn't there was nothing on my map at all
It's bugged out.
The door chat, they're wrong.
I'm right.
I'm begging their little...
I'm not even willing to what they're saying.
No, this is all, they're all wrong.
I already know it.
What am I doing here?
Return the books.
Oh no, I can't.
Awww!
Come here.
Well hold on, I'm working on my own thing.
turn books to farsighted library
oh I see, okay well I'm coming to you
nah it's okay you missed it
I'm here
you missed it, it didn't happen dude, it's gone now
we gotta get the books over here maybe we gotta- where the fuck do we get these books from?
Shut up chat, don't fucking say anything.
Oh, I have an- oh, it's a special ability I press.
Okay, I think you just carried that quest.
Then Orinary Sweepers line.
Fucking Baroons?
And they actually stun you.
Alright.
Nothing like defeating a fucking world Azeroth threat and then the next expansion comes around
and you're fucking back to killing brooms and pigs.
So where do we track our renowned reputation?
Okay, so we're in court. We're 22,000 out of 2,500. We're down two. Interesting.
Okay.
Do you want to go north or do you want to go south? Because south takes us to the main
cross. I feel like we should do the two.
Let's get to north. Let's go north.
I just don't know if it takes us there at some point.
I don't know.
He gives a fuck. Let's go.
Did you forget the broom quest from TBC killing those mobs?
absolutely forgot I don't remember a single quest from TBC I will say I
remember doing my dailies here I was Tom Vicky in TBC it's probably the only
time I remember logging in to do dailies for gold it's like a hundred gold
every day it was crazy
and
we do here
porn spellbook page
only
what did you see how many uh... i'm quite sorry and uh...
silver moon
yes there's a lot
do you want to do all of them
yeah i mean what else you're gonna do for two weeks
At least I'd rather do them on the level, right?
I'm going to scale.
Sure.
Let's do these people.
Tell me more about the Farshriders.
I have to get their recommendation? Tell me more.
How do I get your recommendation, you stupid bitch?
I guess we have to get the pal- oh we do- we get the recommendation by doing the other
quest they gave, getting the peltz.
Anymore.
This is the starting zone. I do remember this.
Okay, this is literally the starting zone.
Yeah.
Four more links.
I definitely recognize the mana worms and I know over there I die to fall damage from
that tower every time and there's like a book you have to click over and yeah
this is the starting zone I got three on me
I got a little fuck.
Alright, that bitch is done.
This guy wants us to fight him at the top of the tower.
At the top of the tower?
Yeah, him. This guy.
Put my face in the light!
I don't know if there's one more, right?
Oh!
He hasn't gotten his recommendation yet, still.
So what do we do?
How do we get his recommendation?
I think you just turn it on the bottom?
Turn it on the bottom?
Okay.
Turn it at the bottom
Okay
No, I still need his recommendation
Even at third one
For the blood night, okay, let me just go inside really quick. Let me see
I don't know what to do with that.
What the fuck?
Both of these guys had like bought on their thing their magister recommendation.
I don't know, it's weird.
You gotta do that.
Like the guy we just did, we had to fight him at the top and then turn it on.
You might have to summon your own.
the
What the fuck are these spellbook pages?
here's one
It's a lot of books we got to click that chest over by you yeah I just don't know the fucking
I'm getting these phoenix cinders.
I don't know the fuck.
You pick up that face and then you can pick these flames up.
You're gonna be able to safely collect phoenix cinders, phoenix cinders.
Okay.
It says I have five, so I don't think you can stack class to five.
Oh, I think that did it.
Yeah, I got it.
I gave you furniture.
Ooh.
So get five and then turn it on.
Okay.
I'm not sure if you can see it.
Gilded Eversong Cup.
Wow!
How do I see how much like furniture I have?
Housing dashboard.
Decor catalog.
that's a lot of shit Jesus fuck do I have all of this
RE9 is amazing that's awesome cool no way this isn't I don't have any of this
Oh, I have like nothing, holy fuck.
But I actually have like no decor at all.
I have a shovel chair.
Yikes.
Okay.
Okay
Man, I guess I didn't have a place. Yeah, I guess we can start with fucking nothing
So they give you shit from like the other expansions what does
It didn't
No, yeah, it's new shit when I was saying BFA I was getting furniture
wait people in BFA were getting it no why would they I when I was doing BFA I
was getting furniture oh like old it's really yeah I guess they added that
old extensions you can visit old vendors and buy it can you buy it all you can
buy a lot of shit when you get exalted like playable races and they added a
a lot of quest roids. Okay. Yeah I have no furniture available whatsoever. I need the
best six mages
fuck are these guys? oh any of them, okay
I'm still doing the books
I'll just wait then
are you almost done with the books?
no, cause I was doing the most stuff while you were doing them
I think they were all on cooldown
I didn't for I didn't for ever ago
How much does this spell heal for?
of the wild. Heals for 26,000 over 6 seconds. Oh my god. That heals so fucking much. I don't
Oh, this is crazy!
Goddamn!
12-1 stings, roost damage take by 60%.
Okay.
Interesting.
Yep.
Oh
Surely you can fight this guy
I don't know what sockets are in the game, I have no idea.
I don't know where the hell he is at the top is he about the very oh there's another way
up I see no are you on him he is here okay nice I helped
Ooh, mine upgraded to blue.
I'd level 139, so now I have, I'd level 111.
Ooh, Renown 3.
Yeah, so, Stream, what do you buy with Renown?
What does this get you?
In this expansion.
Is it important?
I don't remember what you really do with it.
J
Midnight
Renown Silver Moon Court. Oh, I see. Oh, it's like a battle pass
It looks just like it
I like that
Okay, it looks like you get a lot of decor and cosmetic stuff, which is fine
Unless they're missing something I don't know.
You can buy some gear as well.
Okay.
We got the recommendation.
I have an epic cape.
Oh, X, alright, fuck it.
Uh, which one are you picking?
I picked the faith one.
Okay, big faith.
Okay, back to Silverman. Let's go do some quests in the city now.
Come here.
Okay.
and
so to do a DG to what that means
Yeah.
Digimon?
Lampon.
There's another one of those things if you can.
Uh, coming.
You don't care, you just don't do it.
Well, that's renown.
Meaning you care, you don't care.
I do and I don't.
I'm not fucking just complete, you know?
I'm not even in sync with you.
I'm looking at the renown like rewards.
I just don't know what the fuck any of this is.
It's just a reward, it's not the store.
There's other factors like I don't know if we're gonna get a renowned cap through other shits. You fucking listen to it
Purchase silverman court
Holy fuck we're cutting grass and so long I hear it
All right, uh hound it should we just fly around and just grab every quest I'm gonna do that and I'll share them with you
What needs bring you here lost a little strider
What are purple quests? Lessons of the void? What is that? And what does the purple signify?
purple unlock stuff it unlocks okay so grab the quest
I can't grab it.
Hopefully I can share it too.
what the fuck lessons of the void available quest we the hell gives this
there is this motherfucker on the mat I don't see him damn I can't grab the
purple I'm too blind and dumb
What the fuck?
Oh.
And some of these quests are not popping up on my map.
Like they only pop up if I get near them it's super obnoxious
Okay, I think I grabbed it all for you at.
Alright, here I'm going to share everything I do have.
I haven't turned anything in.
Share.
Share.
Share.
share
you're already on that quest
you're already on that quest
completed that quest okay
i'm just trying to turn it on
yeah i'm trying not to turn anything in so we can see and see
turn that in
okay you already grabbed everything
yeah i mean i was just bored too
got that
One more is fun.
So wait, what quest did you turn in?
Fuck.
The one that's above lessons in the void.
I was trying to grab that.
Okay, yeah, I think I turned this in.
Well, they gave two quests, right?
Listen to three conversations or whatever.
Alright. Shit. I'm gonna come to you.
There's a lot of quests in this city.
Fabric, shears, fetch. Where do you get the shears, do you know?
Not yet.
Hmm.
Oh, they're right here.
Did you do it?
Hello?
Well, Crossfade, I'm like unmuted because of the thing.
I'm not doing anything.
You told me to.
Oh, right here.
There he is, Crossfade.
Okay, do it.
Grab the shears here, right?
I'm still doing it and then you have to get the pillow fetched like clicking a bunch
of random shit.
There we go. Now I turned it in.
Alright, where to now?
I mean, this one following me because...
Okay, over here.
We'll do this one next.
Talk to Marna.
That was it. Okay.
I don't have that one.
You don't have to talk to Marna. You don't meet the requirements.
I don't know. It might be a profession thing. Available quests, crafting orders. Oh, it's
a fucking profession quest. Do I have professions on this character?
No, you can turn it in, but you have to select your word.
I have leatherworking and jewelcrafting.
I see.
Yeah, I don't know how professions work in retail.
I have no idea if they're even good.
If they're necessary, I have no idea.
Yeah, now I want you to use the Leatherworker's toolbench
and use the Jewelcrafter's toolbench.
Sun chase your shadows
What needs bring you here
Wow
Yeah, they're done. It was just profession to use this bench and turn it in. That's it. There's nothing
Information gathered murder. You have murder row loose lips
Mm-hmm, and murder. Yeah, the two murder row quests to do those
That's a chair
What do we do in a book
Oh, there's a decor specialist in here, and they're selling like, wow, they're selling
a dark portal for 1500 gold.
Purchase the Midnight Epic Edition upgrade.
Huh?
I have to buy midnight epic edition to get the housing stuff?
You already have it?
I do I?
No idea.
No idea.
I'm sitting here in this blue circle looking for information gathered, I'm not finding
shit in these buildings.
You have to stand in this circle, it's like shining.
Okay, so it's not in this building.
But here's a shiny circle.
the
sources of fell magic discovered
Okay, now it's going to get the sources.
I don't know what to wait for.
Hmm.
We need one more.
But I'm blind. So give me a bit. I can't find the last one.
That's the thing, I'm looking for the yellow dot. I see a yellow dot, but then there's nothing there.
I can still check above me, but then...
There it is, fuck.
Yeah, I'm blind and stupid.
And now this way.
Cracked worm core.
Is this below us?
Oh, it's right here.
Now we gotta do a question of merchants, right?
This bitch.
I'm so bad at navigating and I cannot handle the fucking terrain going up and down.
I'm so lost all the time.
That one's a little tricky, I don't know if I should get it on either.
I got it.
Was it down?
Uh, they're both down on the floor.
There's two inches left and right.
Wait, find Den of Indulgence located?
That's here.
I'll wait for you.
My god, maybe it is classic brain rot.
Like I just, this flying just doesn't click with me.
The questing doesn't click with me either.
I'm not good at finding anything on the map
It's bad at it bad at finding yellow circles. I'm not good at
I think you're just impatient. We just want to W key it really fast
Well that will the pull I'm trying to do it quickly, but I can't do it quickly so that doesn't make sense
Well, I think I'm just trying to
Yeah, I mean I try and do it fast of course
I think the issue is I'm blind but what
And I'm bad at navigation
Shipping manifest care
My sight remains vigilant, I will be watchin'
You wanna go north and do the gold is gold?
Sure
Let's get that shit out of the way
Yeah, look at the moon or the fucking void sunbull shit
That looks kind of crazy.
The Void Butthole.
Uh, the housing and Shadowmelds OP. That's why.
Biggie saw the horde housing area and threw up, so, and also, I like having Shadowmelt.
Those are the two reasons why I realized.
The Wardbreaker charged.
But how do you charge them? Oh, wait. These.
Hey, now wants me to sabotage these things.
Oh god.
How do I get into that building you're inside?
The one I was in?
Wait, I think I got it?
God damn it.
Is it up top?
Uh huh.
And you can also just, like after you turn,
or after you click on the orb,
you can just click it again and it'll take you to the next one.
Really?
Uh huh.
Okay, hang on.
Son of a bitch.
I think it's because I was flying on a slight bit orb.
I know but it's like there's buffs and debuffs that my party members have and it's gonna
be super fucking annoying. It's like in an actual dungeon. Mini-CC? Oh, let's see, add
on I have, okay.
Is this midnight? Thought so far. Silver Moon's really pretty.
I feel like they didn't do any add-on squish. Maybe I'm crazy. I mean they got rid of weak wars
But it feels like it's the same thing for the most part add-on lies, right?
I'll kill my last one. I'm on my way
All right, ooh, the dawn bl- oh, let's see.
Who's this?
your don blaze you think you could speak some blood off
I'm absolutely not.
Alright, I'm gonna go near you.
To go.
I have the 8 Row Rats questioned.
That's the question one right now.
Oh, it's way the fuck up.
Shit, actually no, we have different areas.
Want to do the tiff captured again lost a little strider. Let's get this fucking done
Okay
What the fuck was that?
I don't know, some fireworks?
Uh, south-eastern north.
Or south, all-all of them.
Here you go.
Uh, let's go north.
Let's go north.
So many quests here.
Okay.
Ooh, okay, are we full?
trying to group them all up
they died so fast Jesus one first spike goddamn
Yeah, that's all right.
So he went that away.
Uh...
Oh.
Uhhhh...
I think we right-click these worms that are just, like, beats or whatever.
You getting that credit?
Yeah, I got credit.
I don't know what to do with it.
All right, done deal.
I'm gonna stick with the fart.
You like that?
Just kicking worms?
That was a fish.
Oh, right.
Little scoots.
Little scoots caught.
A pillow.
Okay, and then south left.
I
Can a little scoots pillow nice big toy
Now let's go south right
Oh, they look at it. What I feel like sit on it
Hey, what am I looking at the toy?
My fucking dog. Oh
Oh, little scoots. Wait, hold on. So it's a pet?
It's cute. His ears are all fluffy.
Oh, look at what the fucking little scoots!
You can pet him.
Gently hold little scoots while he sleeps off his day of mayhem.
Okay, let's go.
The
Whoa, it's like it gives a leash
For scoots where I think anyone a
Sturdy magical tether for your cherished pets
Capture a wild pet in any midnight zone.
Huh.
What the fuck do I do that?
Let's go south left.
Fairly we'll figure it out.
Okay, that...
Does he give a new quest now that he's free?
I don't know if he does.
Alright.
Oh, he does.
He does.
He does.
Antique necklace.
I think we have to take that.
Yeah, I'm getting the credit.
I'm getting the credit.
Okay
Easy XP.
Debt's paid.
Oh, wait, that's East.
Alright, let's go to North right.
Let's turn in Debt's paid and then we'll do the other one.
Did a new X-Pack drop? No, it didn't.
Excellent question. Keep in coming. Guys, give two subs. You get a new pet.
Ooh, 133 ring.
Peace mastery.
Nice.
Alright, let's go to the other quest.
The Roe Rats.
Questioned.
Who the fuck are Roe Rats? I've never heard that term.
Thanks for the gift subs, guys.
Ketamin and Suds. Oh my gosh.
Enjoy that new Pat. Blizzard loves you.
And so do I.
So do I.
There you go.
Love you.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh shit
Wait, where are they soda the rats where they look like?
Soda rats they're uh, ugly blood owls. Oh
You gotta beat the shit up. Okay row rat
I
Shit
This guy looks so sick.
Who?
This guy?
This guy.
Is he a paladin?
Maybe.
Yeah, he must be.
Yeah, look at that cape.
That cape is absurd.
Yeah, that's paladin.
All right, south.
Wait.
Where the fuck?
On me.
Oh.
I just need to feel damage you died. Oh
Super damage
Res me I will I just got I'm gonna fucking miss my quest if I have to be near this there we go. Okay. I'm coming
That's crazy. So yeah, what is it an escort? No, it's a fucking PE role-place and just reach it
I started to be near where you at
In front. Okay, I see that
Resin you appreciate that
All right down here
symbiotic blooms they actually heal quite a bit jeez
I think we go upstairs and we're done if the distract leander land some fuck
How do I get a girlfriend well if you give two subs we'll get a new pet and that's a good start
Bitches love pets
Girls love being called bitches too they do as long as you have a pet
the ant where is she slash target lend here it is you already talked to him no I was
I've been in the park before, I was playing for Worldline.
Oh, I see, okay.
What's the name of it?
What the fuck?
Oh, here you are.
Ooh, wait, I'm a blood elf.
Wait, I have spells. Sprint and Shadow Step.
I think I failed.
Oh, I finished.
Yep, you have to go into the house. I spaced out.
Wait, this is it? I don't even have to hit any buttons here.
That's it!
Man...
Oh, I'm doing it again here we go
Damn I'm a fucking thief
have you used your shadow step yet at the end is now y'all
I feel like if I shadow step I'm just gonna teleport on top of the guys I just get caught
it brings you back to the start I was not sure where the shadow stop
Oh turns you to the start I see okay
Damn
All right, you fucking laughing at
Place the woodbreaker
Throwing emulet disenchanted.
How do I disenchant it though?
You click on it?
Oh, I'm blind.
Okay, I have a ward breaker now.
Noice.
You getting that credit yeah
Oh
Shit of balls
Wow
the
First mastery. Big pan upgrade.
Yeah, it's disgusting. I'm at 90,000 health now.
Let's go north-west, got a random quest up there, right?
Okay, meet this fuck at the harbor.
Speak to the dockmaster, we'll fucking beat the shit out of him, I guess it's talking
now it is. That was a balanced Druid thing I think. Or Guardian Druid. So there's no
Oh, he's over here.
Ooh, a blue guaranteed blue. Wow.
You have to choose between a finger, neck, and ring.
A finger, neck, and cloak.
Hmm.
Boat run comes like a dick on the map
Yes, it does let's go southeast we're good
I'm going murder. Oh
Yes, okay. I think that's a dungeon. Yeah murder. That's a dungeon
No, yeah, I don't know if you want I don't know if we're you're gonna be so sad if we do a dungeon
So a lot because our gear is so yeah the damage is gonna be cooked
Okay. Fuck it, let's do it.
Yeah, I don't care what damage I'm telling them.
What, 90? Or 80?
Yeah.
Like, basically we're gonna probably pair up...
We're gonna pair up with someone who's in like, 180,000 health.
Basically double our damage.
But that's fine, fuck it, Karius.
If we can even get a cube.
Can we not?
I think that's all of Silverman.
You have...
I have unspent talent points.
What the fuck?
Huh.
Huh.
Oh, don't make me play fluid form, there's no way.
What the fuck is fluid form?
Ugh.
Basically, it's so AIDS.
Like keybinding it?
So I can use shred while I'm in human form.
What?
It will put me in cat form.
Same with rake.
So you can imagine how aids it is to keep on that.
Get moon fire damage since I'm using that dot sure
We do have a mani to enter the dungeon anything oh, so we don't fuck with that
There's no way cuz the quest gives us gear. That's like shit
Or maybe it scales up. I don't know. I tried to it does scale up and turn it says I must be 90 center
What is it does?
probably because we have to queue for it it's a leveling dungeon you're meant to
do yeah that's what I figured there's always a system with these expansions and
that's usually it. Cue us up. All right I can get us a tank I'm gonna just get
people from I can do random dungeon hold on specific there's two dungeons we
could do let's just do specific murder row
Yeah, I'm looking at the wait time. It's 19 minutes. Yeah, why not? Can we do that follower
dungeon. Follower dungeons, murder row, queue. Alright NPCs, so is it follower
Dungeons are a nightmare are they go
Well, oh shit, I got a respect. I respect that here
Fuck him in combat.
Oops.
It was our, uh, NPCs that pulled.
It's okay.
This thing's crazy.
I got a respect fly changes
So what do we do now toggle allow a follower to leave okay, I'm letting my followers lead the way
I feel like my damage sucks.
Snitches interrogated.
The tank run all the way around they fucking did.
I
Getting out of the PS5 bots. Yes, I am a biggie stop down
Nope, I don't really know what I'm doing
I feel like everyone dies before my dots actually do fucking anything
I need bigger AoE pulls for this shit.
Oh here we go.
Still no damage.
I'm even paying right okay
Okay
The boss down there yes it is we gotta go this way okay
not how the fuck do we go over I think we have to get them to get in the pool no
we're done with that if I it's belly yeah but there's still a yellow doll
maybe
I'm trying to fucking do bigger pulls here.
Yeah, I can't tell who the fuck has dots and who doesn't.
I'm trying so hard to tab-rake.
This is a miserable experience.
Stream, is there a way I can like, see combat mobs that I'm in combat and see like, rake on the side? Or something?
Because it is so AIDS doing a tab-rake and trying to find out who does and doesn't have it.
Plater?
I didn't have that.
Like, I actually do not have a spamming AoE ability.
I literally don't have one.
I guess I have the AoE rip, but after that it's just tab-rake.
You don't hit swipe.
Swipe is bad.
Ooh, talk to this guy.
He gives you a fortune.
Okay.
I guess we I don't know who the fuckers be hitting
Oh damn, he's bred.
Yes he is.
Shall I be dotting these?
I don't think so.
What the fuck?
levels to go now we hit the spark
yet
Oh wait, Nibbles is still up, I was deep as a mountain and he respawned.
Like basically we kill Nibbles, then we DPS her, kill Nibbles, DPS her, back and forth.
I don't know what the other mobs are.
Oops.
I'm parsing.
I'm sitting here for like 10.
I think we're just first, right?
Yeah, she died, she died, she died.
No, Lou.
Lou, what'd you get?
Zero.
No, Lou!
Got nothing.
No loo!
Got nothing.
Uh, is this guy gonna go?
Understood. Hello.
I guess we just keep going.
That's a big pull.
Wow, your damage is fucking crazy.
And maybe I should get improved swipe because this tap raking just does not feel that good.
damage increased by 40%. Maybe I grab that.
a boss? I think so. Oh shit, okay.
These barrels. Uh, not sure.
I'm hiding behind the baron.
No loot.
No loot.
Alright.
Let's just fuck that.
Where do we go?
Yeah, we go through here.
Upstairs.
What?
I'm like, perma-
out and she's mounted and shit it's
it's not I know that guy
Yeah, okay, I'm just gonna start swiping spamming there's so much more damage
I'm pulling all of it.
of luck. I forgot how fucking mentally draining retail fucking rotations are. Like I actually
am mentally tapped. This is old, I guess, and there's so much more draining. No, you
not change towns one combat
This is the easy version that was simplified.
I feel like my shit didn't really get any simpler.
I guess snapshotting got a little easier, but I guess thrash got removed, but I don't
know, that's minimal.
I mean, I don't know what else is different.
Feral blood towns. I'm still blood towns is so easy. I'm still you right now
I'm actually playing like I have blood towns. I keep using my heels thinking it's gonna snapshot my shed
Yeah, I don't have to fucking do that anymore. It's so weird
No blood towns, no sudden ambush, no thrash, no adapt- oh yeah, the swarm button, that
was another big one.
I never really learned how to use adaptive swarm.
That's not- I never played that version of the game really.
Yeah
These motherfuckers need to get staggers pissing me off so spread
Yeah, that's fucked.
I didn't use my E, I'm so bad at using the fuck, frantic frenzy is just so I'm not used
to it.
It's so good, too.
I feel like dungeons are the only place I can actually, like, try and get my rotation down.
Oh, boss time.
Ooh, under the fucking arena.
Right?
We're gonna aim this way.
He's sucking you up.
Nah, he's aiming a slam.
I'm target.
I don't know but I'm going to start dotting it, I just realized it's there.
What is that?
Is the tank going to move him out?
We stay in here?
Tank?
Fuck it.
Alright.
Healer?
Good luck.
I'm parsing.
Thanks for going.
I
Know loot no loot again, what the fuck they are third no loot. I've got any loot the whole time. Yeah, is it?
That's how it goes wrong with your account. Well, you should get I mean somebody get loot on the last boss
sure yes that's mathematically you should get like one piece per dungeon I
feel like that's average sometimes you can get to sometimes you can get zero
but most of the time you'll get about one that's a crack shadow cracked me if
I'm wrong that's what I remember
I'm actually just taking a bath and green the whole time.
Just taking every goddamn hit I can.
Nice.
We're almost done.
I can tell we're both so much more locked in trying to do our rotation.
I know you're staring at your action bars just like me.
You're just fucking loud, so let's hope over the whew whew whew, that I keep fucking
hearing.
Turn your game down.
I should start it off.
Well, I'm immersed.
Oh.
I didn't have screen shake on.
I know you do not.
I don't, I don't.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Go tank.
Go tank.
Bullshit, fuck yeah.
I have lost time.
What the fuck?
Wretch!
What the fuck?
It ends here, Lithio.
Wretch!
You would deprive the city of the power it creates.
Then taste mine!
Feel my bell!
That's a lot of ips, and I have like,
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What the hell?
Ooh, look at that.
I guess it's getaway.
I jumped over it.
I jumped over it.
I don't know if I was supposed to show it off.
I don't know.
I'm confused the most.
We are dying.
Yeah.
What am I dying to?
Fire damage taken increased by 200%.
We have these crazy dots on us.
I'm dead.
Is it because of the amps?
I have no idea.
Oh, I got V-Rex.
I got V-Rex.
I have no idea. Oh, I got V-Rex? I don't know. I'm alive again somehow.
You pulled the ant. I don't know.
Oh, there's a fucking gate. I think you can use your warlock gate too.
Like over it. Does that make sense?
No.
Your warlock gate. You would take it so the wave of fire wouldn't hit you. I think there's a wrong gate.
See, she's put a gate down. You see the gate? You don't have to use yours.
I see.
I used hers. Yeah, it's what I was saying. Use hers.
Oh. I feel like I'm still taking just as much damage though.
Yeah, I'm getting cooked here. I'll do a big light bloom or whatever.
Jesus, that was scuffed.
Nice, I got a little...
Look at the table!
No, we're rolling on it.
Okay, but we both know you're not gonna make a house.
You're gonna have it.
No, roll on it.
I already passed.
Let me turn this in.
I'll take this ring.
So no loot this run for me, unfortunate.
But we're done.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I thought you said it was good in T to get four or one move.
No I said it's like more than likely you should get one.
you get to sometimes you get nothing who do you leave hit the eyeball wherever you put
it on your screen leave instance group should TP you up it's less likely in follower dungeons
okay well I didn't know that whatever we just want to get a quest on and I think that's
It's the entire quest of Silvermoon.
Besides this...
We're gonna take the portal to Stormwind.
What?
Where'd you get...
What do you have that?
The Clarion call?
I don't have that.
You had this quest?
No, I do not.
Aww.
It says you've completed that quest.
Okay, fuck it.
I guess I did it.
I must have did it while we were questing together.
one I did right? I think it's some bullshit pass expansion. Yeah. Oh so that's that's
night elf heritage armor so yeah it's like a do whatever you want. So we go south left
to the material gains I guess?
Let's do it.
Full bobbin of mana silk.
Siphon's mana is still up from weakened. Okay, we have to weaken them and then use this thing.
Let me just right click them.
You getting this credit?
Uh, I was looking at my talent tree, I don't think it was.
I was not.
You get it now?
No.
Okay, you have to do your own then.
You just gotta wake them up and then use, you just right click them and they'll use
the item on its own.
Yeah, that's what you feel.
Yeah, maybe I go drew to the claw.
I feel like this dot build, I'm sticking with it.
I like Wild Soccer, I like Dot Build, I just think it's so much weaker.
It really feels weaker, fuck.
Hmm.
It sucks for leveling, you also have no gear, um, sh- yeah.
Here are the claws better for everything, but, Raid.
Okay.
I'd have to change a lot around though, I'd have to get this.
Big ass bites.
I know you can always respect, but it's like, I'd have to sit here and fucking do it.
I would definitely want to change some talents around.
I don't know where I'd move things.
It's more than just changing this.
I'd have to change all this over here, too.
Hello, where are we?
82.
She's well ahead, but I like understanding my talents.
So I'd have to read.
I'm going to try it, god damn it.
Oh, are you done?
Oh, are you done are you in here now with the cloak or whatever this question I haven't
nothing's building it. Orb of Translocation. Uh. What do we do? Any arcana weave cloak
repair you we gotta repair a cloak I don't know how to do that
I think they're killing these ghosts in here. Alright, killing.
Oh this guy killed him.
And now we gotta find some guy over here.
Carl found.
Oh, here he is.
Oh, Silver Moon curtains. Requires tailoring though.
Alright, now we go south right.
Well, I can't fucking learn this kind of tailoring, so it's just gonna fill my inventory.
It's annoying.
Well, no, I don't know if your 50 slot bags can handle that.
I mean, eventually it's gonna get like fucking obnoxious, yeah, eventually.
Bank it?
I bank it's cooked too.
Your bank needs to go cleaned.
Yeah, I do need to clean it, it's hideous.
We endure the Baladash Malanmari.
Glory to the Sindora.
Saddle me, oh god I'm lagging.
Hey, hello?
IDC'd.
What?
What?
You didn't?
What the fuck?
Yeah, I saddled up and IDC'd.
I'm watching you, I'm watching you.
I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just stepping over shit.
I'm just stepping over shit.
Midnight height?
This.
This is sick.
Vaze UI is better.
I copied it.
She's using that.
I think everybody, everybody, she's using this UI.
Yeah.
Equivalent.
Yeah, this is what everyone's using now.
Thanks, though, I made it myself.
How'd I get off?
I don't know. Figured out, huh?
Alright, let's go south.
I guess, like, honestly, while I was DC'd, you did that quest for me.
No way that counted yeah, I'm done. There's nothing so I'm leaving
Babe, we're almost back to the main story. Are you are you midnight hyped up for the main story a little bit? Yeah
I'm just so excited for the furniture
I
Agitated worms assisted
I'm excited for housing too, you know
Yeah, you want to go do some housing right now. No, not now. It's new content. No, it's not I don't have any furniture to fucking utilize
Yeah, but you can look at some plugs. I
Don't know what that means
Yeah, I
Was gonna have like housing be like an only things thing, but I don't think I can because it's the
Gateway to entry. I thought you would start with at least some furniture. You will start with anything
Which is fine you got to earn it but that means you can't use it for only things
You start with a bunch, there you go.
You can get a lot with quests on log housing, okay, but you fucking brainlet retards.
If I'm sitting there, hey guys, people who have never played World of Warcraft before,
we're gonna have a housing tournament, alright?
Y'all have never logged in to retail a single time in your life, so go ahead and log in and let's do a housing tournament
Well, but before we do that, can you guys do a bunch of fucking quests for like a day?
So you can you know unlock some couches? No, it's not a thing
I'm leveling
But no one and only thanks plays this game
That's the whole point. I don't know
Oh, pick up the flower.
This looks sick this is a really cool zone. Yeah
Find and meet up with who the fuck Eric on me
This is main story what
here
And I go too fast are they well now they're over here what
Ooh epic ring it upgraded
That's crazy. No way. I think I've had a single update or upgrade it out
Oh
Wrong
Ooh, big belt.
I now have- we each have over 100,000 HP.
Wow, look at that.
The light is evil.
What is this, Star Wars?
Are we talking them through an image?
I have decided to reach out to Magister Umbric and tap his expertise with the board.
Seek him out in Tranquillian, reach out when you have more to share.
Nice.
Ready to fight the fight?
I've bested every...
We have solved nothing.
These Rutani have been changed.
I must return to Herendah and investigate.
I'll go on ahead. Catch up when you can.
Hold champion. There's a body here. What's that clutch in her hand?
Mysterious corpse examined.
A notebook? So many pages missing. Strange. Let's get to Umbrick. He'll want to know.
One of my own dead how could these notes, Cassia, no, my sympathize, I'll see that
someone takes care of the body.
I need to look into Cassius notes.
Who fucks Cassia?
That his daughter?
I'll ask around.
I can't see if I can find any leads.
Alright.
We've lost three more scouts down south since the void storm appeared.
Are the air shall out five.
The corpse? I know about that.
It's a corpse, if you can tell me who it is. Whatever.
The lack of forestriders seems very convenient for our murder.
What the fuck are the rest of the clues?
Alright, you get it all?
suspicious such as a giant
You're that undead lady
It sounded weird
I think it's a top. It's at the bottom. It is. Okay. At the bottom. Looking for this
journal in here. It's the guy. It's the guy. Oh, wait. What are you talking about? I was
behind you all behind you I thought you were doing the same as me
he's up top
the twilight's played I don't know who that is I've heard it before what do we
need to do what I feel like they work for death wing I thought death wing was
dad he is like cataclysm something I don't know that's
twilight's hammer oh yeah I don't know that's it
that's amazing who the fuck oh Nick went offline
cheese
Did he actually make 24 hours?
Level 90 rate he is not level 90 I tuned it before we were live and he was talking about how he was level 81
He is oh shit
Good for him things make it dangerous
Well, he probably skipped all the side quests, which we're doing a lot, so.
That's the AMI I did too.
They did all the side quests?
Okay, well, you know what, he's still a bitch.
Oh wait, we don't have War Mode on either, yes.
Isn't it 15%?
I don't give a f***ing... doesn't matter.
I
Something darker. Oh, we get a table. Oh, that's a good drink it. Oh, thank fucking God
Actually, I didn't want to take my PvP drink at all, so yeah, we don't need that shenan.
Ooh, the secretary questioning.
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I just got a new table.
i feel like they're giving us like my 18th neck piece i don't think we we have not gotten
the shoulders yet we haven't gotten a chest
are you here yes
to
by whoever did the uh... like the quest rewards
uh... should
have a stern talking to
don't fire them that's too far
but have a stern talking with them who might not get great
because you have a just our success with cloaks and necks it's ridiculous no
shoulders yet no chest yet no helm yet eighth weapon still missing a trinket
80,000 rings
The Void is here, babe.
Void samples.
I'm cutsceneing.
I was one of those fucking necklaces that I have gotten
Oh my god!
Isn't he a void elf? I don't... okay.
But he's a good Void Elf, okay?
I don't know the lore of how the Void Elves formed or any of that, I don't know.
Just seems interesting.
New weapon.
Oh, you see that new candle the honor stone. Mm-hmm. Oh wait, does it make you pig between the two? Yeah
Which one are you gonna pick? Are you a horn main or a pointed main?
I want to control left click. I will personally make sure Blizzard has a
15 dollars an hour
Someone just donated me
I will personally make sure Blizzard has a certain talking to the
$15 an hour student making the quest rewards good
Good, I know this is just their summer job, but they should be taking their summer job seriously
Another also, you know fucking lifeguard part-time but
Port of Warcraft beckons
Where'd my music go it fucking bugged
It's back
Here while you do this I'm gonna change specs babe. Give me a second. I'm I need to try to win the claw
Oh what? Druid of the Claw Midnight Build. Alright. It brought up a fucking Guardian
Druid. It's- it's telling me to fu- like that's the top search is Guardian Druid?
are we trolling god damn it that's feral jude raid town okay so you play this
but then
Jesus
Really you don't get wild slashes seem so good why don't you take this I guess it's
all about ferocious biting.
It's so weird.
So I dropped that.
I do want Panthers, Gile.
Really, I want Lunar Inspiration?
Oh, this is max level too.
It's all about finisher, yeah?
Okay, but what about the middle shit?
Wait, what?
Oh, right.
I'm confused what true to the club, but why is it giving me
This isn't cloth right isn't it it's fucking bugged or something stupid
It's just doing fucking, what, wildstalker everything?
At max level you have more, but why is it doing thriving growth?
Why am I under drew to the claw and it starts giving me wildstalker talents?
Babe, deep breaths before you crash out.
Okay, I'm about to fucking lose it again.
No, no, no, no, no, no, come on, free.
You love Min-A.
I love you, babe. I'm sorry.
Okay.
Alright.
I love you, too.
I'm gonna relax. I'm relaxed.
I'm just trying to find a non...
An actual...
It's it. No, I'm gonna fucking lose it.
No. No, you're not.
Thriving growth on everything.
Okay. Fuck it. I'm not reading.
So one of these rows has to be ignored.
I don't fucking know which one.
I don't know, it's gonna calm down, you won't fuck, I'm good.
Like does anyone know which one?
Hold on, someone put me a thing, here we go.
Burrell drew a myth, ah, okay great, thank fucking god, but the problem, which fucking
road do I not take while leveling? I don't know.
This one doesn't have me take chomp? Okay.
Bro, just so you know, I've been staring at my talents for an hour and it's like, what
the fuck with all this reading? Grayson just messaged me.
Jesus Christ.
Prease damage of Chomp and Feral Frenzy.
Ooh, that's a big one.
All right, fuck the left side.
I'm just gonna go.
I'm gonna go shit.
Please don't crash out.
I'm okay, I'm okay.
During berserk, try to make your next ferocious bite become ravage.
Okay, that's big.
Okay, and then I gotta change some other talents here.
It wants me to have an enemy foodboy, a rip dies, gain 10 energy, or damage 10, oh,
this is a stacking buff.
That's good to have, right?
We're the fucks the fucking talents
Fuck
There we go, all right
Why does it
Jesus, okay.
Hmm.
I don't think I can have that.
Maybe I can.
Increase rake damage by 30%.
I guess I don't have infected wounds.
awkward but okay applying grip to your target also applies a tear that
triggers into the new rips damage over six seconds do I care about this or do I
want a hunger for battle
ooh priorities I'm not sure ooh I also need this first bite damage
first bite damage was primary target increased by 2% for each enemy
affected by a rip up to 10? You have the points? No I do not. There's no way. I guess I don't
have this. I take Rip and Tear. I'm missing this. Huh, far left middle?
I really feel like I have all the buttons.
Yes the same.
Middle left talent.
Oh, sudden ambush.
Finishing moves have a 6% chance per combo point spent to increase the direct damage of your
next rake, shred, or swipe by 50% and make it critically hit.
I feel like that's not that good.
I think I dropped that, yeah.
Alright.
I am now Drude of the Claw.
Let me see some shit here, let's do a little AoE, a little AoE dot in here in there, get
some swipes, a little froaches bite, a little frantic frenzy, a little froaches bite, I
I don't know.
So what do I do as Drew to the Claw? It's ferocious biting, right?
But I still want to keep up my rip.
I feel like I play a damn near honestly the same.
You don't have an AoE rip button? No, I do.
AoE rip. Primal Wrath.
So nothing changed.
I think it's the same play style. It's just the damage
Like no matter what spot style you play you're putting up your dots and you're hitting ravage or a ferocious bite
Right after your dots are up the difference is now the damage comes from the ferocious bite
Rather than the bleeds, but you still put the bleeds up
Like I'm on this guy put my bleeds up let's frantic frenzy into a bite
Fuck it, let's just hit everything. Oh, he's dead.
Man, I don't know if my damage is good. Fuck, I had all my buttons there.
I need a fucking tanky-ass elite or target dummy.
They removed Blood Talons and made Feral a 1 IQ 2...
I'll be honest, Blood Talons didn't make Feral that complicated.
It really wasn't that big of a deal from what I played.
I played in mop,
Lige and I played a little bit.
It really wasn't a big deal.
Just hit regrowth after you spin combo points or save it
and just before you use your shit.
Oop, I'm about to put up a bleed.
Blood Talons.
Oop, I'm about to do the roaches bite.
Blood Talons.
Okay, yeah, that bite damage was filthy welcome back
Are you ready or I am in fact ready
Hopefully
No, I haven't done any quiver since I said whatever I have not turned it in
Okay, I'm turning that now
Holy fuck there's a lot of turners here
Hey look another cloak love that
I'll keep guard here.
Find Umbrick.
Oh, I gotta slay this secretary.
So?
Move, grab a drink.
So easily old.
I'm back.
Nice got my jeweled key.
Plans of infiltration.
Oh.
Nice.
And Moria was two steps ahead the entire time I was here.
Let's return to my study.
We've rescued who we can.
But my research.
It was in that lockbox.
Come with an open mind.
This map of Eversong is marked with targets for the Twilight's Blade, including Windrunner Village.
Alright, I'm good.
You finished our request here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Alright.
Uhh...
Let's...
Do we want to do those south quests or keep doing main story?
Or maybe we go top left the not what I ordered quest
Let's go there
Did you finish this quest? Yeah, I have no quest in that area
Now that question spoke up for me
It's just what for you?
oh yeah right i'm telling you they don't show up on the map all the time it's weird
thanks for the gifted subs dusty boomer grass on the pet hell yeah
uh isn't there like the chest with the phoenix shit we're gonna do again
at the very top?
Maybe?
Well, there's this...
Maybe it's the grapes?
There is a chest.
It's got to be like below me here.
Or maybe it's above.
It's... yeah, it's on me.
So, we need to loot a bunch of grapes.
Ten of them.
Okay, looting grapes.
Ten of them, you said?
God this fucking stupid chat box is just from her yapping, it's covering half my screen.
Gratitude. I don't
Well, I I put 10 grapes in the vet is filled
That is filled then what?
Stomp them
Like use your feet
Someone stop her and burst those grapes, but there's nothing to step on
Brother in the vat right here where you put the grapes make wine
Ah, it's okay. I just think deep breath.
Yeah, it's not shiny, so it doesn't click with my wild brain.
I'm not reading, it's just... God. It's so hard.
I'm never gonna read. It's not happening.
I know, I know. After you told me you've never read a book in your entire life, I believe you.
Yep, I never have.
This does not blow my mind. I've accepted that.
This will only be great just for a long time unless someone speeds up the fermenting process.
Speeds up the fermenting process.
Okay, go buy the yeast from Sherry.
Pack of instant yeast, okay?
Oh, we got grapes for our house now.
That's great.
Nice.
I'm gonna dance I think, but I don't know what the fuck it was.
I'm gonna be a fucking grape, man.
I was gonna do all grapes, nothing but grapes.
Welcome to the grape house.
Uh, what?
Glory to the steering door, so you chase your shadows.
OK.
Was it you, Grads?
No, it was not me.
It was this guy.
Discarded wand tested.
On who?
The bottle.
That's at your feet.
Oh, yeah, I click.
But can you set this one at the same time, see if we get double crab?
Uh, well I'm in combat and fighting a thing, but you're...
Huh.
Oh, we gotta kill a lot of these guys, actually.
Hmm.
Damn 13k fucking bite all right they hit hard
Why don't you kill that?
All right
You got to kill one guy, but I don't know for free one dude, but I don't know where he is
They finished mine so maybe I like him for me on that count
He's here
There you go, three Naga as well.
Son of a bitch.
21k bite, yep. Alright, I finished him off.
I finished them all.
Ooh chest armor!
Fucking!
300 more stamina.
Finally!
I did that.
Better fucking upgrade too.
It's far west. Let's go there.
Princess who the fuck slain all right kill me
And I was pumping
I just grabbed the something on the top of that
tower okay what do you give me an achievement frog oh okay he's got a fly
through it yeah I see all right now we're going south right let's start
let's turn in this quest the to the south tower and we'll see if it has us go
the other quest area you want to put my cam in the top bottom right yeah that's
fine there I'm gonna have Grayson's message just permanently on my screen so
Everyone knows how confused he is.
The animals tested.
Did you get that?
I did.
Oh, okay.
Damn, okay, we're actually on it.
I
Need one more on cool down
There we go.
Hold on.
Two Bear Cubs rescued.
Okay, that's one.
This is some druid shit going on.
All right, let's go east.
Yeah, it's undone.
One of these glasses.
It's just here.
Ooh!
It's a...
toy.
I don't know.
It's a frog!
uh... so what are you doing
well that was it
yeah i did
rinse this the next time you go for a swim to reveal what riddles it
all dally okay we got a frog
it's got a cool like
he's got a rainbow trail
There's a quest here
Okay, catch the best fish and a wildlife slain
No, I'm starting with a wildlife over here.
You received a mail?
You're right, I think it was some guy that mailed me a weapon that I don't want.
It was very nice of him, but I don't think I want it.
Kind of like the dopamine from quest rewards, you know?
All right, that's done.
I need one more.
I'm trying to get the fish.
I didn't.
I'm turning on the animal one.
And I turned into another quest.
Okay.
A new Belore, Delanor.
Fluent Blood Elf.
Oh, there's a big fuck in here.
I'll find the thingy.
What do we need?
We need evidence of researchers found.
Yeah, I ain't in here.
Oh, old flower.
Hmm. there's a quest over here we didn't grab the fuck.
mishap let me show this with you what okay
because it's the quiz that you grabbed next to the one turned in right yes I
need one more evidence but I don't know where it is well you got it for me okay
and then the humming core is the guy that I killed at the bottom of this the
big fuck. That's dang it. Just get over here. For now, I don't even know. Fuck!
Are you getting the humming core over here on me?
Where'd you already get it?
I got it.
Okay.
Whoa, I got a purple.
Look at that.
It's crazy.
Lucky.
Oh my god, that's crazy.
Where'd you get that?
From this guy I just killed.
Even give me that you wish please. Oh, hey, I got a big insta
It's an agility trigger you can't use it
Give us my abilities
Okay, it's definitely not good for you. All right. All right, babe. You're right 30 agility
Hey, you dig this? I can't give it to you.
God damn.
That's solid.
It's not.
No, it's not.
Well, like, okay, look at this.
Here's a trinket that would change depending on what spec you are.
See how the agility and stuff is grayed out?
Yeah, but it's like, it's not the agility that I care about.
It's the, uh...
The proc is, the proc is what you get.
It's the agility that I care about.
And I'm not going to say it's the agility that I care about.
I'm not going to say it's the agility that I care about.
Yeah, the proc is the proc is what you care about or sorry the stat stick is what you care about
No, no, no, no, no
Shit
So long chat are y'all telling me that this agility trinket should go to the demo lock
Yeah, that on proc is pretty juicy.
Okay.
It's okay, it's okay, you can keep it.
Thank you, babe.
Oh, there it is, guys.
There it is.
There what is?
I keep fucking attacking this stupid hungry light root guy.
I don't know why I keep killing him.
I'm like attracted to just constantly pulling him and for no reason.
How do I catch fish? I feel like I don't have a...
I don't think you gave me a fishing rod.
Well you didn't.
Oh shit.
Um...
I died.
Some random guy just fucking read me.
dinky dunk. I don't even see where that person is. I hate that they saw me die there and
res me. That's uh, they must have been watching that and laughing their ass off.
Okay, I'm confused. So I learned fishing but I don't see it in my general spellbook
Types those are like a different tab for professions
I don't know let me see
Professions, yeah, there's like a whole profession
And I have to do this quest I think you already did this without me
Door opened
Why can I hear someone burping in game
You might be near someone who's burping with a toy or something.
But he's fishing.
Yeah, well he probably has some fucking buff that makes him throw up all the time.
Hardy well fed.
Is something fishing for attention?
Okay, so how do you juice?
I just went to fish. I don't know if that's right though.
catch the best fish uh
Wait we supposed to I think we're supposed to fish in that green circle
I got it
Yeah, I got it, so
Okay, and then deliver the fish to who the fuck
Baladosh
He wants me to catch the best fish again
Is that right I think so all right
Can you get cool stuff out of fishing in retail?
I don't know.
Chad, you getting anything good out of fishing?
Like, cool?
A lot of cosmetic stuff.
Oh, that's cool stuff, there you go.
The real end game of retail.
We can win a fissure now?
Okay, well I can't catch the best fish because like there's no green circle here anymore.
Should I move or do I just fish here?
I don't think you need to fish in the green circle that just makes it easier.
Uh-oh.
Okay.
You make feasts?
Is it?
Yeah.
It's easier though, but yeah, I don't think.
I got a shard of Dun Dun.
How does that do?
I'm fishing more.
You can't get the quest out, but if you don't see a green circle, this quest is buggy as
fuck.
Noted.
Alright, let me fly away.
You have to fly away and fly back for a green circle I guess.
Yeah.
Well I mean, how do you make the green circle show up again?
Fly away further?
Alright, flying away further.
Is it there?
I'm flying back now.
I flew so far away.
No, it's...
What do those skyriding glyphs do?
A chat?
No, there's no circle.
I'm gonna re-log.
Yeah, mine's fucked, too.
They do nothing anymore.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Just collection.
Okay.
You grouped up the fours in? Yeah, I'm inviting him, but he won't accept. It's weird.
You get a mount if you collect them all in every region.
Eh.
It's pretty sick.
What mount?
Good question.
Re-logging fixed it for me, by the way.
Re-logged?
I just giggled ugly fat loser.
The fabulous.
And he's a druid.
I have feral druid.
I'm a man of culture.
holy fuck
fuck
That's pretty chill.
I'm fishing so hard right now.
Can I just bug out your green thing?
Yes.
Yeah, bugged out.
I think it's because we're in a party and I take it.
I'm re-logging.
Yeah, I think that actually is what it is.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
God bless you.
Look at my shit, it's still not here.
I was like a, I was a spreader.
Catch the best fish, yeah, I'm still bugged.
Oh, maybe I have to log out too, to like, reset for both of us.
I don't know, I'm sort of fl- it might have just been pure RNG and it happened to respawn when I re-logged.
I might just be trying to-
I- I already did.
I did log out.
I don't know. Midnight's pretty cool, man. I'm fishing right now, and I'm re-logging to fix a bug quest.
I don't know when all he thinks is, it may not even happen.
It may not.
It's nuts.
Who knows?
Okay, we locked.
Uh, it is not.
We will be waiting here
We've just really bugged out could be I
Don't know
Because it's fish a couple of times in their peers that's bullshit. It's it's literally a time
Ooh!
I learned a new recipe, Tender Loomy Finn!
And it gives me 150 midnight perception.
What the fuck does that mean?
Couldn't tell ya.
Hmm.
You gather more for gather professions, leave party and both re-log, okay, leaving party,
re-logging again, third time.
Try another quest and then come back.
Could do that.
Could also just not do it, but that will piss me off, so.
I think the burping are the frogs.
Potentially, yeah.
Okay.
Whoa, we should have done done.
I still do not see the pool.
Wait, the weekly maximum of Shard of Dundun is 8.
Yeah.
So we should get 8 out of 8 Dunduns.
Oh my god, I could abandon the quest and start the entire thing over, but I'm literally at the last one that I need. That is so fucking annoying.
No, it's not annoying. It's fun. You're getting your fishing up. I'm not getting my fishing
up. I'm just fishing anyways. Maybe we'll get a mount. Maybe we'll get a two ring.
I don't think so. Maybe there's something like a fire ring in
retail. There is not. Okay, but have you played this expansion
No, you haven't so they would not make your bis ring come from fishing in retail retail is very streamlined. There's no gimmicky shit like that
That's fine
Like I said, you got it from fishing no circle needed
And surely he wouldn't like to you
All right.
Wait, did you learn midnight fishing?
Uh, I don't think I did. I just started fishing.
Midnight fishing. Oh, I didn't have that.
your midnight fishing has increased to two
have never done any professions
after
graph
That's what I remember. I think I did some in BFA, but I just followed some guide. I don't remember any of it.
Why not?
I- cause I just- I- I just didn't remember it.
It's really weird. There's like some scrap mechanic. I- I don't know.
Ooh, I got the- wait, I got the quest!
I don't need the green circle.
We're good as songfish.
Alright, butterflies flown off and sun grub slain.
Alright, I'm going to do an A. Leopold, I guess.
That's bad.
Thanks.
Are you getting credit for the butterflies?
Uh, I am not. Are you gonna get credit for this?
You get that?
I did not.
Oh. Well, grass me at 83.
Grats!
New hero to-
Oh, I did this here.
Maximum energy increase.
Okay, look at this.
Alright, yeah, I gotta get the butterflies flown off, I guess.
Oh, it's because we're not in a party.
Oh my god, you're right.
I'm glad you-
Where the fuck are the butterflies?
They're in the sky, I'm gonna fly through them.
Fly through the butterflies. Oh, I see one.
I'm totally owning these butterflies.
Okay, I'm done.
Oh, there's another quest here. Collect six bestowing blossoms.
That's plants, he's got to go loot. Alright.
I'm done.
Ooh!
Add this to what you're about.
Show off your best catch.
Are you done?
Okay, let's go kill Lya and I have to open a door. Do you have that too?
Well, I'm treating him.
Okay, wait.
Let's do the door open over here.
How do we open the door, though?
Wait, can you come and kill his boss with her?
It's all right.
Uh, coming.
Here.
Okay, over here door opened, I just don't know how to open it.
You're better at figuring things out, maybe you can do it.
Coming?
What's it?
It's a door open.
To go inside?
What's this door? Oh, you have to open the door?
I don't have a quest that says open the door
Hey, maybe you just don't go through the door. You just fly in and it skips that part. I don't know
I feel like it's because it didn't turn my quest on and you're good. Do you have a quest to kill this guy?
No, okay. Let me share the door open quest then
Gay has not completed the prerugazit quest for that one, okay? You're missing something
I didn't turn my shit on.
How'd you open it?
So activate it all?
There was an activate button?
Like your active item button now?
No, well that was not popping up for me or I'm blind.
Like in your class log? On the right of the text?
Yeah, I wasn't looking there at all.
Oh, finally a fucking helmet.
Oh, grass, babe.
I didn't know you leveled, you didn't tell me.
there you go it's go top right wait did you show up here catch no I didn't
I'm gonna show my job that's sick is it like you just hold up a fish that is so
Oh sick. This is the coolest emote I've ever seen in this game.
You see it?
I'm looking for it.
What's it called again?
Valdaclarys Special.
Did you use it in your inventory?
Yeah I did. Okay so you basically just hold up the fish.
Yeah
Yeah, but it's got like, you know the epic light it does
Like oh
If only to play that sound
It did
It did not
I guess it did
We'll get over here grab these quests
You get that credit
No
Okay, we got a sweep your own shit then
I mean I did get credit now, but I didn't even get my shit first
That's a sick quest too
I'm a...
...sweatless weeping and picking up boxes
Yeah?
Well there you go
How do I get to this fucking goddamn hard nest?
of
It's got a loot boxes, but I feel like there's not a lot of them.
I guess loot the spiders.
I think he's asking if this is fun, are you having fun, Ben?
It's retail, wow.
I'm having fun, but it's retail, wow, right?
So...
What do you mean, what?
Meaning it's what you'd expect from retail while questing.
You know, we're sweeping, we're doing mindless quests.
you know fun little transmog and you house decor is cool
i fucking love it
i think i'll actually like mythic rating or mythic pro all the mythic stuff
i think i'll actually like that
that. Oh, this is leveling. Uh, I don't know. I don't see them for that. I'm just getting
this quest item here. Lost Quiver. It's gray. It sells for one copper. Yeah, big up if you
I think we're up for that.
Yeah.
Alright, I'm done.
two
Follow the flower trail.
Okay, now what?
Oh, right, Cleopas.
I hope they exposed my feet.
Alright, all those sidequests, let's go back to main story, bottom left.
I
The dragon go here
There's a give renown I don't know isn't you
So, we got to find the key for this chest.
are we from the mom's? I can imagine
sure to cause with you
sure to cause you declined it I declined it for some
should I have the bottom left one?
I haven't turned anything in
over here talking to this bitch now
for now. But if the Twilight's Blade had a map of the area, it may not last.
Oh, pants again.
Right.
We'll fix up those old constructs and take out any cultists we find.
Alright, let's do all three of these quests. Venomous, whatever, all of that.
Did you get that?
I did.
I'm gonna go for the keystone.
That's done.
What the fuck?
I hear that.
What is that?
What is that?
Is it coming from inside?
No, it's outside her house.
Little yard, front yard.
Jesus Christ!
I hear it.
Let it go.
That's good.
Are they fucking right outside your window?
Our window?
Yeah, they're in the front yard.
Well, in the fucking... from your bedroom, right?
Or straight, whatever.
Yeah, which is literally on the top of the front yard.
Six Mornbat Venom.
Who the fuck are the Mornbats?
Oh, here we are, here's some.
Okay.
I need to get out of this.
This is stuff I don't let immune.
I'm immune.
Okay.
Thanks! That's fine.
One out of six, that's crazy.
I can feel my desk vibrating.
Oh my god, I just felt like my skin is vibrating, like just crying.
It's actually just fucking funny.
this
And they're in a car one of those
Crazy lumbars oh
One of the driving ones
I mean they're gonna go to the backyard pretty soon. That's right outside my shit
All right, I finished no I need one more venom
Wow
We didn't quite ever get the key
So I don't know
The batter to safe box key and maybe it's in the tree above it
I don't think it's a gun from the moms
No
They're gonna be random
I don't know, maybe we'll run into him while we're questing.
Let me... let me look around.
Okay.
Ooh, I found a purple!
Wait, that just-
I'm stupid. It's just the same fucking chest as last time.
I turned them all in and grabbed the next quest, whenever you're ready.
What is twin claw?
Well I see, okay.
Thanks for the two gifted. Thanks for the two gifted again.
Wow, thanks for the two gifted.
From Druid of the Clawtree? Yeah I don't.
I didn't get to read any of that shit.
I don't know what I'm doing over here.
Oh, there's Twin Claw, yep.
You turn everything in?
Just about.
I
Don't mean to go talk to him babe. I can go let him know to stop you know mowing the lawn
Yeah, let him know they're fucking fired
Routing my midnight lunch waking up fucking 1 p.m. 1 p.m
This is crazy
Can they hear me? If I can hear them as well, can they hear me?
I went out to look out the front window.
This guy is doing he is.
Did you fire him?
Yeah, I fired him.
But no, he is like drifting.
Rifty you're right. He's in one of those like car lawnmowers where he's like driving
Like he was going fast each Beach Mouse
I'm surprised he's able to do that on the front yard cuz they healed up. No, he there's not a lot. Yeah
It's crazy. He's crazy, right back. So he should be done soon
look like he was kind of like doing the
Zigzag Strat and he's come up to the end
He's gonna give us this really nice lawn lines
and down those what is it like those YouTube shorts the guys like yeah I tried
this new strategy with the white light you're looking at looks real clean
neighbors are jealous I don't know what I'm doing up here I don't know I'm just
grabbed quest I'm waiting on you well yeah in here I'm doing trying to do this
class and just bring those board charts to the center portal if I'm right it would
reverse the path and open the way to the board store okay this up and then what
just walk towards the middle oh yeah
He's very claro.
Yeah, he really is.
He's getting all of it.
He even had like the mask on because he knows in the Texas heat look like sub zero.
What Texas heat?
It's winter.
Yeah, but Texas in general sucks.
Wait, is it even winter in March?
I have no idea.
That's very much.
The shadows serve us.
Cassius research holds the first step I need to help Silvermore.
Man, that's the one by Silvermore.
I think that's it. We just go north now, right?
Suspicious sundries.
Yeah, let's go.
So, no chest?
no chest.
a fucking expensive quest!
9 gold?
Oh, they gave me 31 gold as a reward. Interesting.
Alright, now we go back. First clue found.
How many people would you say paid for your early access compared to how many people are
left to fly still?
Like percentage wise I would say 10% bought early access.
That's it you think?
I mean yeah probably.
only 10% of the population does mythic raiding. That's just a guess though.
I think after the war then, I think more people are willing to wait. Yeah, that too, like...
The war within...
People were like, oh, early access, everyone's gonna get ahead of me, but then they realized, oh no, it's just like a week.
You just get to level by yourself. Like, there's no long-term benefit at all.
Uh, I think we're done.
Let's go do the quest that we haven't done, right?
Well, that's like South Left.
I'm on it.
What do you want?
What the fuck?
I gotta grab this glass, hang on.
I think this is a dungeon.
I didn't grab that one, no?
Oh yeah, this is a dungeon.
We can do that after.
Nice furniture.
There's some fuckin' ritual out here, okay?
nice damn that lantern is actually huge
alright well shit I guess let's do the dungeon
I did you go to the runes of death home or no?
What?
The main story.
No, the death home.
I have not done that.
No.
I think we do this first.
Oh.
Unless you think the main story, no, there's no way.
Let's do specific dungeon Windrunner Spire.
So a follower dungeon would run her spider join his party
All right, let me try some drew to the claw in this dungeon see if it does more damage
Casuals are more likely to buy early access. Yeah, that's cooked but you can think that
Hopefully this guy pulls everything go ahead lead the way
Okay.
I'm pulling all my CBAs.
Okay, I'm pulling them off.
I'm sorry.
What was that circle?
Alright.
Huh
We'll start there
There we go. We did damage that pool. Good job tank and healer. You don't press buttons. Austin hutsworth is worthless
There's like two different ways to go. Well listen to our tank captain Garrick
come on Captain Garek, move!
isn't Captain Garek from the tutorial?
yes, I think that's the... it's from Exiles Reach, yeah.
Yeah, I think they're in the backyard of the lawnmower now.
They pivoted.
Nice.
All right big A away here pulling everything for us
stream how much DPS are people in full gear doing like what is good DPS actually
don't tell me I don't want to know actually don't want to know
6 or 7? Okay. That's a good answer. We'll leave it at that.
Like what is this tank doing?
What is this? Do you see this?
Yeah, I can't hit that guy.
They're going fucking through the stair? What is this shit?
Everything here is LOS.
Yeah, it's Princess Fuck, yeah, right?
I don't think it's like classic where some things aren't LOS, it is all LOS, which is
good but it's fucked with my head too.
Every tree is LOS.
Apex links.
Is that a boss?
No, this is not a boss.
Come on tank, go.
Speed increase.
Move, go tank.
Tank!
You see this fucking idiot?
It's bogged!
Oh, speed? Okay, hold on.
We're trolling, we're trolling here.
I'm trapped.
We're skipping it.
Ah, whoa, okay.
I don't want to use my ult because I want to see it on the boss DPS but I hit M and
And you'll kind of see like the bosses coming up to one.
What's your ulti going on?
Two minutes.
Ooh.
I mean, I've got some really good like 30 second, 45 second button.
But I also have two two minutes that sync up together.
We were gonna lab like, it's not an ulti, but like it kind of fucking is.
Like retail has ults in it.
You can't tell me it doesn't.
Well, now seems to have stolen my heart
I don't know about that, beware.
Beware.
Whoa.
Whoa!
me again. Beware. Oh, I got something bad.
that's great I got back on the ground, so...
did you get a little?
uh, chest here we'll see
I did not
I did not either
I
Was bots do some serious DPS
Yeah, yeah
some talent
But my single target with drew to the Claw is actually awful
But they're even complain about your DPS
Yeah, I'm doing so much
Well, my DPS on a we just changed off. Yes, there's actually he's right outside my window on the one
Yeah, I think it's I do a way but not single target with this film which I guess it's just better. I
Don't know what I'm doing
All the time
All the time, all the time, all the time
I guess we go south now?
Okay.
I'm tired of these fucking pussy pools.
I'm just going next zone.
She trained with a bow gifted by her mother.
Anatics haven't faded to loot it and anything else that belonged to her
Tank pulling more ridiculous
Okay, Doki.
of
We're not.
So it's me to pull, I cannot be doing it.
Tank please just go.
Holy fuck we're doing one at a time.
Oh my goodness.
I'm pulling more.
I got no idea.
I died.
Ooh!
I got meleeed.
Yeah, where's our tank? What the fuck?
I assume if I do whatever.
I mean, I did a big pull. I'm an idiot.
I use all my defensives.
I'm one of the two! I'm one of the two!
Damn, where are they?
Wait, did they just leave the group?
Are fucking followers?
Wait, our b-
Ah ha ha ha ha ha
Wait, what?
They just hilarious with the f-
Oh, they're back. Released, released, released. They're back.
Imagine they left the group.
Oh, he's-
Wait, grab his shoes.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Wait, how did you-
Okay, grab and shoes, hang on.
Magical- oh my god, I'm zooming.
It's like League of Legends is starting to match or whatever.
Wait, we keep them with a fog on the run?
For a little bit.
Oh, I'm crazy.
Oh, Kido-Ki.
Oh, Kido-Ki.
What's his name, his back thing, goodness.
This tank does not move out of green.
Does it matter if I hit the front of a mob anymore?
Is that a thing?
I don't think it is.
I don't think it matters.
It does?
Oh my god, okay.
of
the
the
the
the
the
Oh, gotta be a...
You have moonfire and cat form, by the way.
Do I really?
I did not take that talent gamer.
It's the boss?
Shit, I think it is.
Oh god, I'm being yanked.
Fuck. Jesus, 5 seconds stun, he's doing it again?
Yeah he did, it's only a second ago. Fuck, I'm so bad.
Ah, I'm sending him.
Beware.
On my fucking cooldowns too, love that for me. God.
Beware.
I'm stunned again. It's a fucking eighth son, yeah, it's on me again
Stunned again, can this fucker fuck off?
Stand behind the mob
Oh, I got pants.
Ooh, those look good too.
Yeah, I guess maybe you stand by, that's probably the mechanic you just hallowed us behind the
bitch.
We have one more relic to find.
I go kicked. That's crazy. Hmm. Yeah, they kick and retail. Only on retail. They do
do some kicks in TBC but it's like not really
I feel like in retail they actually do a lot of kicks
I don't fucking know we don't have we're missing one no I see you this tank needs a fucking
Stacked better oh my god
I can kick again
You
ferocity bordering on obsession
Will this tank stack here
Savage to our home
One of the larry is scouting maps is within it seems scary
I don't have my cooldowns.
Okay, I'm gonna go there.
Nope.
Nice. Love that.
What is what the fuck?
I can no longer fucking watch as it's cucking me.
Yeah, this is curved.
I don't close this boss I'm depressed.
That's a bonus, is it? It is.
I mean, I think it is.
Maybe not. No. I think this is just a bunch of trash before the boss.
And I've moved.
I used everything.
of
A lot of things in the ground here.
of
He's not taking any damage, we're gonna kill the adds.
Oh, I just went DPS and he has 5 past 10 minutes.
Sam, I'm like, I think it's hitting for like 5. What is happening?
We should have played the data so we would know these mechanics.
Yeah, I did this horribly
I hope not. I was logging too.
Wait, don't take that pe- oh man.
Quell the Restless Spirits
How do we quell the Restless Spirits?
I should not take them up
But maybe we can take it back
I don't know, kill the last boss? I mean, maybe we just keep going
Is the boss like above us or something? Is that why?
Oh yeah, no, we're good, we're good, we're good, I think we're fine
I'll use these relics to return peace to the spa. Yeah, the boss is just above us
He's back, he's back in the front yard.
He is?
He just fucking jumped away from my convoy.
I hate this guy and everything he stands for.
I'm so sad.
Whoa, do we have to jump over that?
I don't know how we deal with it.
Jump it over.
I'm just done for 10 seconds.
They didn't like it.
No.
I don't still do it.
Man, mechanics are hard.
Yeah, they're annoying too.
It's like sitting there and looking at your rotation and like chat is just like,
dude, why are you standing in the fire?
It's pretty easy to say that when you're just watching,
but when you're throwing in your rotation and mechanics,
It's annoying and hard. Yeah, actually.
Oh, that's aimed at me. Oh.
The arrows, like, boost you up, so I think you could attend that.
They took my shit! They took my shit with the fuck!
That's crazy guys. Fucking crazy.
You're right though.
Whoa!
Ooh, the target dummy.
Okay, you can have that because I know all you're gonna be doing is hitting the target dummy at your house. So go ahead.
Sisters will be able to do the same.
As for myself, I shall fill these halls with music until they return home.
Thank you, champions.
Hold on, how do we- I guess we just killed the last boss, that was it.
Wait, that wasn't-
Please return- Yeah, that was it. Return the entrance.
Yeah, that was it.
We're actually just...
Leave the dungeon. Yeah, just leave the dungeon.
I
Okay a waist oh shoulders, I'm taking shoulders instantly
Nice item level is now 142 not bad get on there
I'm pretty sure everyone was like what item level 170 and like all their bis gear when they first started so we're getting there
How do your shoulders look I didn't look see they look stupid
Wait till you get here the music here sick
sounds like a fucking sky room
got them drums
I have a movie I'm playing
yeah mine didn't play
you have to talk to her
The void closes its claws among the foe, Dr. Gronk.
Whoa.
You cannot hope to be worthy of its hunger.
I- I thought mistress.
My followers and I have sown chaos and mistrust between the Sun Law's defense-
This is a fucking turtle.
...as we were bidding.
Hmm.
All will be devoured.
The forces of the Void are gathering from across the cosmos to feed upon this world.
Soon, the true invasion will begin.
And the mortals will never see it coming.
Make ready.
You did well, my faithful servant, but alas, I have no further use for you, my friend.
Give my regards to Azeroth's champions.
Gasps.
Of course he gives me shoulders right fucking after the next question.
Delphoam Delve entered. Oh, it's a Delve.
Delve?
Yeah, we're delving.
I don't know how these work exactly, but we did the tutorial last time, I assume it's
similar.
Select tier, tier one.
Enter.
Okay.
Did you get that?
Oh, it cued me solo.
I just disconnected.
I'm in that hype!
Log back in.
Log back in.
I would have come and queued.
Oh, you're right here.
Log in here.
You're with me, I think.
It just DC'd you when you like queued up with me, but you're here.
Yo.
Yo.
So, I don't really understand the challenge of Delves, right?
Like, you go through and you just kill the boss.
Obviously, it's going to be harder the higher the tier goes, I think it's difficult.
Like, Mythics, you have to clear a certain amount of mobs, and then you got to kill
the bosses.
What is the Delves?
Is it essentially the same thing?
Just solo?
There's objectives to okay
My gear here
I'm gonna do some aoe pools
I did not read quest void crystals destroyed
You have to pick a roll or you're bricked.
I picked the wrong.
Okay, I picked them as tank.
Okay.
And then I got to destroy these void crystals
Three rituals stopped and the cultist purged
I don't know what that was, it all just died and so I-
What an explosion.
I think this is the rituals we have to stop, so these are the mobs.
Yeah, it's those individuals who have to do two more of those, but there's a book in
What the fuck?
The Lyra is agonizing.
An incensed domino.
Uh...
Okay.
I don't know.
Should I keep healing the Lyra? I feel like she heals a lot of time.
I was gonna say...
You're a tankler or a healer.
I'm doing- I put him as tank. I'm doing big heals.
It is off.
Right here.
Once it fights.
I should put her as healer, god damn, she has fucking flops.
Oh, there's a rare on me, fuck.
I'm horrified.
Yep.
What a big-ass chest, what the fuck?
banshee's whale, occasionally at least banshee whale during combat.
Shoes. Okay.
It's like a Brooklyn.
It affects, yeah, right?
Core gas. Woo!
Oh, they just died instantly. Fuck, he's all my buttons there.
Same. I think I'm fucking hit this guy.
the leader is agony I don't know what this thing is but uh killing it
well what the fuck big boss is a ritual we got to go older
of
Ooh.
Who's any of us that need everything?
Or fear?
Alright, kill this guy and then the last ritual's once.
I know this is so itchy from that from all that cocaine you're getting it on
stream yeah I know yeah crazy wait things but you okay
do what am I taking there's a good book in there in the time and you can
summon stuff with that but I don't know I can't click that sneeze three
devoted slay we have kill these guys don't well that's one they die one hit
Choo! Okay, big boss
How many summons?
You are gonna need some heals
I'm evoking? Are you doing buttons?
Choo!
Nah, it's up to you
There are big heals
Are you seeing me in the dam right now?
Oh, shadow worm.
Shoo!
Again?
Let's do it.
Uh.
Yippee!
Nice.
I think I did loot him.
I do.
That's it.
Treasure room?
Uh, it should be at the very end, yeah.
You always go to the treasure room.
But there's also that chest there.
Heavy trunk.
Oh, over here on me.
Oh.
One moment.
Huh.
I got a green weapon out of that. Wow.
That's it.
And then you just leave.
Let me see.
How do you leave?
Uh, leave-o bot.
I'm a flying drone.
And then just walk out.
And turn in the quest.
Maintain focus and control. These notes have to hold the answer.
Kassia, I'm sure you didn't die in pain.
Eritor, tell Northomar and he has my name.
I'll be in touch.
Umbrick is finding a way into the Void Storm.
Once we have it, the Vanguard can launch a direct attack
and end this threat once and for all.
His help is deeply appreciated.
I've been looking for a way to go into the Void Storm.
You're way ahead level-wise for the campaign. That's because we're doing every single side quest. Look at this fucking map, bro.
This shit is cleared completely.
I don't even know how many zones there are.
Oh
Look more capes
Horrific.
Their breeze was nothing compared to it.
My next talent point, I get another unseen predator.
I
Think it is fucking idiot. He got he goes skewered play of broccoli
Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I think this is like corrupted light
Wait, how do you tell my pet because I have a question to my pet and this one's gonna cute
well
Good question a wild pet. I
I don't know if you you cannot just capture this thing. It has to be like a special critter
That has like a green paw when you hover over
So you can't capture that
Hmm I don't think you can in midnight you should have pet battle training a lot but like
Let's figure this out. They got rid of pet battles in midnight. Oh, you can't do that
You can track
Huh toy leash
I think it's really
I don't know oh it's an arms no I don't have that I don't either
head tracking trained complete okay head tracking
There are no new pet battles as captors in the midnight zone so you can't do this quest then
I don't I'm trying to figure that too. I don't I don't know
Oh, I see it track on the top of this Suncrown village click that by not yeah, I got it
that track that's you gonna
Sally it should be on the map
uh
the mini map I'd imagine
but I don't know
everyone's saying silver moon fuck it let's fly to silver moon let's get it done
Jesus Christ all the way
I mean it's babe it's like five seconds with this flying
I
Looks
What do you think happens if you fly into it into what the boy
Okay, I'm on my way. It's so far away
I'm probably just gonna die instantly I actually don't know if I can get up there
because I used all my flying charges or whatever.
Whoa, what is nobility stat?
Look at that.
Nope.
Plus one nobility, I think it's role play.
It was a noble man.
Are you still flying into it?
I'm flying, I can't get to the fuckin' void, but I'm gonna fly into the light beam and see what happens.
I'm in the light beam right now.
Yeah, I'm fine.
Can't fly in up.
I couldn't quite make it.
No.
I
Need oh ow ow Jesus. I'm dead. What happened what happened? I think I got too close. It killed me
We actually yes, whoa, I just fucking fell down in front of everybody
Let me see
Can you rez me? I'm to your right. On floor. Yep, I'm getting rezed by Nibsy.
Recap? Uh, let's see here. How do I...kay. How do I look at damage...oh, damage taken.
overwhelming oblivion crush a target with shadow damage every second so it's
like a black hole basically this is crushing me
wait is actually so have you seen this area babe look at my screen let me share
screen okay look at look at all the warlock portals just to save time
what is this they're all just trying to optimize their time
yeah it's your warlock gateway all of these are made by warlocks
Peek Efficiency.
How long does it stay for? I think it's like a range thing.
I mean, you're the one with the spell, you tell me.
Well, I'm not speckin' to it.
You have to speck into that?
Hey, the money gateway?
Oh, shit.
Hey, hold on, did you, uh, did you find a pet? Or no?
No, but I found a new cause.
Okay, I'm coming to you.
Why does your map look like a uterus?
It does.
Okay.
I think he's trying to see the uterus right now.
I see her trying to do it.
Go up with your cursor, like where I came from.
That?
Click up.
There you go.
It is fucking triple dick.
No, go up higher.
I can't go higher.
What?
Well, mine was a uterus for sure.
was you dressed up do you see the mountain right there that's like a booby
wait sir you're looking at mice no I'm looking at my string yes that is a
titty yep one pity triple dicks and I yours what is blizzard thinking did you
No
Visit lord who the all these quests these quests here are just like going to outlet or
The Outland Cups the Lunar Festival. It's all Stormwind stuff. You can grab that
Takes me top left the regions
Share that with me
I never forget that the sun casts the deep shadows.
Alright.
I'm not seeing any path.
Well, isn't this disgrace?
So what's the mission, return, lord?
The twilight's blade had sensed to...
Did you come talk to this guy?
Not just about time.
No, but I know.
At all of Kirk and us.
Serving this restless enough with the storm of bad.
They already did the pet quest in Silvermoon, they need to go capture a wild pet.
Okay, I mean, I'm in the same quest as them, I don't know.
Maybe it's in Silver Moon Moon.
Wait, that's-
We are in Silver Moon.
Yeah.
Huh.
Yeah, usually you'd see like a little green paw on the mini map.
It's random critters you can just right click and then you would pet battle them.
And it would queue up whatever team you had set for your pet battles I
Remember the new besath idol was super OP the chicken was strong
And some metal dude was super strong to ghastly kid was also OP as fuck
Little bling this guy was sick. There we go. This is my meta team right here
East in Silver Moon City, okay.
Here's a stable master.
Rope wait add this one they sell what the guards rope wait if the guards are
killing me why what
oh this is a hoard area oh my god I almost bought okay well they sell a
a fucking leash yeah like I saw it in the bed it was like a leash or whatever I
think you buy that and bang
I've got to run backs oh I can fly thank goodness you don't need leash I mean
I haven't seen a single one are you tracking them turn it on we fucking
Thanks for just joining and having an opinion. What do we do? We're tracking them. We have we don't need the leash
Now what I wouldn't even look him for
They're not everywhere well the fucking we've okay
Well I'm flying around
Looking for a little green paw on the minimap.
I don't see it.
Track the pet quest.
Oh, she's not a bad idea.
Okay, tracking the pet quest.
Nothing.
There's nothing being tracked.
There's nothing on the map about it at all.
Hmm.
There's a quest here.
Coming to you.
Wait, is this the delve that we just did?
Probably.
No, no, it couldn't be.
I mean, the quest that we just got.
Complete the Shadow Enclave Delve on any difficulty, it fucking might be.
What? How do you get Old Quest to pop up on your map?
Uh...
Pop right of the map, I guess? I put on low level quest, but I think it's just shitty.
And bug I don't know why not all quest are popping up
Where is this chest?
I'm renowned 7!
There's none of those binocular vista points.
Okay.
I'm also a renowned 7, wow.
There's also 250 rep right here.
What do you mean 250 rep? I like to pick up an item and get 250 rep from this.
These things give me the book. Not the book.
Okay, yeah, so it is that weird gem thing or whatever nice 250
Where the fuck are the pets you fucking lying ratchet stupid fucks? I'm actually so annoyed
Everyone's so confidently fucking wrong left and right. Where the fuck are they?
My blood pressure
Not at city. We're not in the fucking city
Literally looking at them can't pet battle these
None of these are pet battleable or tameable which we need to tame not critters
Stormwind the quest says tame one in a midnight zone
Why are you saying Stormwind
There are no more why the fuck is there a quest then?
capture a wild pet in any midnight zone mini map filter options I'm gonna fucking
it's on now what oh I'm never mind now I did and I'm just petting a cat
I found one I found one I fucking found one you did you did well don't pay me
cuz I gotta see it let me see it's on me holy fuck where right here which one
right here that's okay I'll go ahead and keep looking for mine then
I'll wait for you at the quest completion.
Alright, give me a couple hours.
I'll have one in no time, I'm sure.
Alright babe, good luck.
Did it look like a minimap icon?
Yes, it did.
Great.
That's the whole fucking point.
I thought you were going to look at it.
I was!
I wasn't looking when you showed me the pet.
No, you just prioritized stealing it from me.
Not stealing it. It's co-ownership.
Okay.
That's been a couple of reasons.
Okay.
I took the initiative.
You're right.
I fucking found what? God damn it, yes.
Yep.
Bang.
That's how drew in you, Ben.
I mean, you could have done it.
Okay, back to the fucking city it's turned into.
The expansion hasn't been out for even 24 hours yet and he's already fucking mad.
I'm not mad, I'm perfectly fine now, we're good.
Let's go to the shorewind!
Whoa.
Let me try this on you.
Try what on me?
A leash?
Okay
Holy pet leash
See
Start imaginable Tyler for your cherished pets one second cool down. All right, go ahead summon a
Little bling
Okay, and then I go to my toy
Okay, so I permanently have this, like, yellow beam coming out of my asshole, now.
Alright, well, back to the quest.
Let's do some more main story here.
I'm running south right to what's left
and choking tendrils
this is what a warcraft know this is roblox
great question keep coming
actually get the two subs uh... jd appreciate that and for the new pet
thanks so much and the dot dot dot dot joff babble
paul thanks guys wow
big gifted subs here get your new pet love that
Can you give him the kids?
No, can't do that.
Why not?
Can't do that.
But I thought you're thankful.
That's to an extent, you could argue that's prostitution.
Right, but isn't that what they're paying you for anyway?
It's illegal prostitution.
Can't be doing it.
Not true.
Yeah, no, they're getting it.
Ivy Bandos.
No, Ivy Bandos.
Argentina.
Like Germany or whatever.
That's not how it works.
That's like murdering someone.
Are you doing online prostitution?
If you're VPN-ing, then why the fuck are everybody-
Let's go stab someone to death
while wearing a mask and say it doesn't count,
I was wearing a mask.
Yeah, and it kinda doesn't if they don't catch me.
Is it the mask?
Okay, you're right.
Because of the mask, the implication.
Let's go.
I'm here.
Errrr...
Oh, fuck.
I gotta go to the bathroom.
What did he want?
No guys, don't look at me, I will not do it.
You've upset me today.
That one guy did.
And to me, that's all of chat.
Who?
That fucking ugly, short guy?
That one.
Call them out, not the Attractive one.
I was some weak flow babe, I'm not gonna lie.
What?
It should take you like 30 seconds.
Oh I got a drink and I ate a cookie.
cookie weaving. Nice, he actually quested for both of us. We love that.
Trainee rescues. This feels like the first expansion. I know it's like a part two release
But, I'm gonna call it a new expansion, I don't care.
Um, where it's like, I just start with flying.
It's really weird questing like this.
It really is.
Were there any other expansions that did this?
I can't think of any.
War Within had it too, did they?
Oh, didn't.
I bet Dragonfly did.
like the world with it had flying but not initially did it no you had to accept
ever flying down in that deep like cave or whatever well you had to have flying
why does it feel so off to me that I did do the war I guess the war then
probably felt off too I didn't play dragonflight so yeah it's just off to
It's fine. You're wrong. It's fast. It's cool speeds it up a lot, but off-putting
Some just such a stupid fucking classic Andy who can't handle the complications of retail not like you chatter
I'm playing retail 25 years
Mechanics obviously I practice on the PTR his streamers clueless, but not like me. I
Know them all I watch maximum tier lists
So do you mother fucker you are wondering exactly you're the one who knows things but
don't say I'm the one looking at tier list when they fucking did a tear Farrell drew it
literally isn't even on the tier list I still rolled it and I every other tier list they
They put it in C tier or below.
Still play it.
Stratiulus has zero impact.
Yeah, I am. It's whatever.
Hold the applause.
Apprentice, who the fuck rescued?
Oh yeah, this bitch.
I'm just being, I'm still fucking like,
pent up on that one boss or whatever.
We had that one hook.
And I looked at my chat for half a second.
This guy's a fucking idiot!
Doesn't he know that he should be standing behind the boss for the hook?
It's so obvious!
Fuck you, die.
I'm learning my fucking rotation.
And I did not play PTR, and I have no idea what's going on out there.
You high-roading fuckface?
Log in. I'll do it all the way, I guarantee it.
I haven't played suspension, but there's no way I don't shit on every person in this chat.
Assume we have the same item.
Is that a fuckface of compliment?
Huh?
Is that a fuckface of compliment?
I just don't like how is that an insult well thank you rest easy and leave this to us okay
so you got me I suck dick how does that why does that suck well I'm thinking it may go
back to like the 2012 days of life where you would call things like gay or whatever with
like negative connotation at the time not like in a homophobic way but like maybe it's
stemmed from that I don't know I don't know but you're right 2026 fucking pussy eater
I don't know. I don't know
Oh, there's a dog here called Petunia. I pet
Are you petting all the dogs or do you hate them? I hate them
I got the request
I'm money will pay for this
Troll number operations disrupted. I'll wait for you
Was that a bill for pepper it's bright I've had enough sugar
What sprite doesn't have sugar sprite has really
Really?
What does it have?
It's, uh, well, actually I was completely wrong.
It's loaded with sugar, but it's caffeine-free.
I was completely wrong on that.
But I knew it had zero-something.
I was right, it had zero-caffeine.
Damn.
I just didn't think I'd get that called out on it.
The one button rotation doesn't do like a 30% DPS decrease.
Like literally built into it or some shit.
Do you have a longer GCD on all your spells?
Okay, so it does the perfect rotation, but it literally
Like, makes you do less damn good than me.
Not even close to perfect.
No, yeah.
Hmm.
A computer can't optimize better than the likes of me.
Yeah, those uh, race to world first gamers, they're actually pretty decent at the game.
I think they get called bad too, but Chatterstaff.
They're actually decent.
We gotta interrupt that bullshit.
I think I'm done omega done very nice
I need one more Amani investigation.
I think I'm just gonna let you go.
New chest.
I've acted like this before.
The forest set only small pockets of growth, but the moment the sun was surged, it changed everything.
Every pocket of lightning has grown into dense thickets, teeming with strange wildlife.
And I cannot leave this unchecked.
What am I said to have someone on top of me?
What is that one button rotation?
I need to speak with them.
I don't even look at it.
Profession, talents, and skills?
I can surely solve.
General auto attack and only
Fuck all these top right hasty hearth
Press P top right oh
Cast damaging abilities for use in the combat rotating through them based on priority
Interesting.
Alright, let's go ahead and put that down there.
Awesome, it's going to start with a rake, huh?
What are you doing in that building I'm getting secrets you got a secret
Thanks for the give the subs urban tux grass on that sick-ass pet love it midnight hype and
Silva was taken to IBM
Russell
I miss what guy
The guy that you two subs guy oh
Oh
Silva was taken Vasta that dissect me Herman Moonser T. Y
Russell linked me something hold on
It's a oh
He linked it it's on x.com. I just made my first ever beat. It's 19 seconds long here. I'll leave it to you
I don't want to hear it.
Okay, well I'm going to listen to this.
Don't drop the shi-
It's ear rape.
Closed it.
kill yourself
yeah well
I'm coming to you
I'm already here
I'm doing the sequels now
I'm one button rotationing right now same actually seeing what it do
Well fuck it is used my goddamn cooldown when it's like 5 HP left this is hit convoke
She's just it just sends the cooldowns wherever
I use my big cooldowns remember I use it too early and it saves up
So the one button rotation is great and all but it will never account for how much health the mob has left it seems
And it won't count for like a weave if mobs are gonna come in and things like that
It's single target dummy that's it nothing else
Yeah, I just put a rip on it when it was 5% HP
Yeah, I'm not doing that fucking rotation much it feels clunky and slow
So unseen predator rank 2.
Unseen attacks increase your damage down by 8%.
Additional applications will extend this effect.
Okay, it's a 8% damage increase.
Yesh.
Expansion I wish one day I could be playing around you much love less than three
Playing around me. What does that mean like seeing me in-game? Thanks to a 10 bucks. Appreciate it
Maybe uh, don't give that to me, but you already did so. Thanks
Whoa, oh no, it's a puzzle. Oh no. Oh my god, it's so hard
Did it actually?
What are you confused with?
What puzzle are you talking about?
Did it cause?
Uh, well, I have to get more of these artifacts really quick.
Oh, okay. Let's go get one.
I miss you, uh, heard some calls.
Fuck. Okay, find the cog moving in a different direction than the other. Okay.
Nice right-click it.
That's easy!
You got it? Oh, thank god.
This is what we wouldn't be able to do.
Okay, you're being sarcastic.
Heh heh heh heh, fuck.
Oh shit.
Did you do this quest?
The...
Uh, no.
I don't know.
Meet Aerothor at the entrance.
It's another delve.
Well, look at all those people.
Oh
You didn't destroy that word, huh?
I did
So I'm cutscene too
What movie
to claim what was never yours.
This is what you fear, isn't it?
Not the plague, but what it contains.
The light...
Some say a comfort,
but so easily horny into this.
What do you think his fucking scared face is so funny?
Okay.
Ooh, new trinket!
It's literally the exact same as the epic one, just green.
Ooh, that music.
Ahhhh.
about it beyond recorded history these ancient boys there must be generations of a mommy buried here
who that means oh
holy fuck shut up Eritor
little wonder they hold such hatred for elven kind
okay well there's a puzzle here we have to solve this by their blood maybe we
have to kill them near the pots or we need maybe we just kill them we get
blood I don't know
I think I got something
oh look at you go wrong this it did
Oh man, this is giving me divinity.
Oh, okay, this one's a cat.
Here I cat.
Mine's an abird or a hawk, like a face of it.
Ooh, there's a hawk here.
Okay.
Why can't I bring up any other ones?
I can't I bring up any other ones I think only I think only you can't know I'm
still letting me oh now it's working I think maybe it's cat form being buggy
I got turned into a frog.
Top right, top right.
Get that nice.
Ohhh.
Trinket.
It's a blue or a purple?
That's good.
Trinkets are nice.
I didn't have to go this way.
you like this look at me down like that oh that was a fucking thing to pick up
the purple eyes
what do we need to do
I've bested every evil I've faced quickly we need to get to a money pass and tell
them the truth of what is happening this game looks like piss a shit to good one
chatter is this even fun to play I logged in 30 minutes into the intro no
it's not you shouldn't waste your time. Is this TBC new content? Hell yeah, love it.
Got some epic chat messages.
Where is my father? You must see this by now. I think it's gonna talk to everybody
And stop fighting
Gender sounds happening we're not supposed to be a type they're like they they're just defending themselves
it's a misunderstanding
I need one more Cendori force dissuaded
Shit here we go. Oh shit a blue hat
But I can't complete the clock
I
Champion we've cornered so strong it is time to bring this incursion to an end
Oh speak to okay movie
Then we beat the fuck out of him so what the fuck
blinded by your light. You fight only to conquer.
Father.
He is beaten. Tell me. All this death, denying us our birthright. Was it to appease the elves
you bow to, or was it to feed your soulless vanity?
This is what I think of you and your light.
Oh my god!
They actually banned Slashbit, so his account's gone for sure.
I don't know what he is, it's some weird shit.
Is he dating Illyria maybe?
I don't know.
Ah yeah, I did wish that, yeah I did wish for the war.
Damn.
minus one son
unfortunate
who see that sundial
i fucking see it
yet our house is going to be so fucking hot
he's going to be shot
hard
now we can't hearth
but there's a shadow uncle if you don't want to do that
Oh shit, you're right.
You can share a house?
Oh fuck.
Wait, you can build together in it?
Yeah, maybe.
That's great.
Can I wait to give my input on the house?
No, you can have a room, I'll let you make your office.
Alright, get over here.
We do tier two might as well.
Tier two?
Are you crazy?
Yeah, I hope we can do it.
Dude, this case is too hard.
Lock in!
Hold on.
It's about to do a real challenge.
I'm changing this fucker to healer.
Uhhh...
Yes we are.
Wait, what are these hearts on the floor?
Oh, it's Liria. She's dropping bugs.
Oh, look at that.
Did you pull over here?
It kinda did.
Okay.
This way.
Oh, what's this?
What's what?
Oh, bad, look.
What?
Look at her.
I mean, you're holding a picture.
Oh.
Oh turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn.
Oh yeah.
Damn.
Yeah, you like that?
That's pretty sick.
All right, kill this fuck.
Wait, he doesn't know.
He's still going to kill him.
of
Ooh, I got bearded some more.
Ooh.
I
Boss
Actually, you know what, I'm gonna put this one button rotation on my bars, and I'm not
gonna press it, but it tells you what button to press next if you just manually hit it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, that's kind of OP for like learning.
I
Sleep with their script
This is a rare by the way
Is it accurate, I don't know when I feel like I have an idea of what to press I just I
Get kind of grief on the a we pools
Feel like I have to like prep for them, and I can't really prep as a fertile bird. I can't pivot
I'm either doing an AWP or I'm doing a single target. That's kind of obvious
Then mobs come in and then they all fucking die in two seconds
They're trying to pull some more here
I found a blue back. Oh, but I'm in combat
Can you make me do it?
I'm hanging on. I'm killing a bunch of mobs
You don't have any shadow mobs
No, my pet has me in combat
He gave me a map
I guess it's just more or no
Oh, there's a boss here.
I
Don't know those scrolls did so a what are you trying to loot back there?
It was like two blue bags and they have rep
Repetitions to have a lot
Already gone. I don't know if you can get them to it. It's like there's no first route. I don't know
I'm gonna try and grab him right now.
Whoa.
What the fuck was that?
Alright, I got like a weird poops or pop sound.
Okay, I'm gonna go back and try and find those bags.
Can you give me like a, oh, I see a clever girl?
Mislaid curiosity?
No, it's the box that says Clever or Girl.
Oh, that is...
Oh.
Clever sappers occasionally ambush your foes during combat. It was a roguelike thing.
So, describe to me like what it looked like where the chests were.
It's a blue little baggie on the floor.
Can you describe where they were?
There was one in this room. There was one right in front of this room.
Um, they're just kind of like all over.
I'm gonna come with you and maybe help you find one.
Right there, look.
Oh, I see them here, these.
They didn't give me any renown.
Well, it gives you that item.
Well, yeah, what it does.
Avoid light, moral.
Okay, so it's used at renown quartermaster.
That renowned quartermasters.
He.
Alright.
And then there's this one.
I see.
Alright.
there we go
I am stuck in combat here.
Huh?
Die like them huh fuck
And count a respawn I mean I was spamming stealth maybe that fucked up
Hope he's back because I wasn't in a long circle. Maybe
You did.
I didn't get a tune, huh?
No, no, I missed 34.
Oh, no, me too, I'm stupid.
I guess I should say I'm gonna hurt Ding, but we just, uh, we completed the delve.
Woo!
Got the bag in here.
Ooh, a new cloak, no way.
Add this.
I got a banner for the house.
Wait, I got a training done here.
Same, I got that too.
That's a sis.
Another bag in the back too.
And these shoulders are better than my blue ones.
A little bit.
Yeah, everything should be upgrades. Alright, let's go.
Wait until the dopamine hit from completing a max delve with the key?
Well, yeah, we've never done dubs before, so...
What's the key?
Uh, I don't know. Probably something you have to earn. Big deal.
Like a weekly, maybe?
Yeah, it's probably a weekly thing. There's a lot of weakleys in this game.
Uh, it's Hearth, just Hearth.
Keys let you open the big chest at the end, higher tier, higher loot.
But like, how do you get the keys? Why wouldn't you just always have one?
You don't use keys till you unlock level 8 bells? Okay.
So you get them from world quests weekly limit, okay, so you only get a couple. I got it
Okay
So end game you do your weekly delve and you know use all your keys
I assume you have your weekly mythic you need to just push a certain level key and then you have your raid
And I guess you have like PvP raiding weekly shit, I'm assuming maybe not anything else
Delves raid mythic PvP your prey I don't understand the prey thing
champion you've uncovered many threats that I saw that we must plan our next
move together I proudly serve as we do
I guess we talked to him. Alright. What now?
are under immense strain. Turalyon, how does our army play?
The vanguard stands after ready, but even we cannot hold the line should the sun rise
halt them. The light we must trust in the light. We must.
Demi's paladins are just blindly faithful.
Oh, hell is this!
Big Sundial?
I guess we get to pick where we go now?
Yeah, three different options. Your call.
Hmm...
Yeah, Harunter is the new, like, race group.
No idea.
Howaring- Howaring here is the least fun.
Pfft.
Maybe we want to like do the shitty one first so that we get like a dopamine boost at the
end.
Don't matter to me.
Hard door.
Fuck it.
I don't think she won.
Perundar.
I may not even be shitty.
True.
Alright.
This is one guy in chat.
Fuck it.
We'll go with that.
You see that other class, Rooster Development?
Rooster Development.
Outside of the city.
Yeah, it just popped up, yeah.
You can go do that really quick.
Get that full clear.
We're almost level 85.
And we have done one of four zones. Is there four zones?
I saw three on the map and we did one, so I assume four.
Oh, wow.
Someone linked me Reddit. Oh, it's shovel. I'm sure it's gonna be fucking great.
Oh, the midnight routine.
Ooh, is that an add-on?
I don't think so. So, weekly abundance, lost legends, high esteem, fortified route,
Sand to ground raid
86 raid bosses dungeon
Midnight routine
I mean it's not gonna do anything for two weeks because like everything's locked no PvP no delves no
Mythic wait no weeklies not really nothing's really in the game yet
No, no, you would not be able to get an extra weekly from early access people would hate that
Mythic zeros will be out on Monday. Okay, there you go Monday
What is this?
Friday
There's three quests here. You want to do all these?
Yeah.
Alright, I'm grabbing these.
How do you open the renown thing again?
Uh, my character, and then I hit Reputation.
I don't see it there.
Uh, you do? Under Midnight Reputation?
Make sure you don't open the battle pass
Okay, so then hit silver moon court see the blue bar and then hit viewer now
You can also hit shift J
of
Okay, and then Juicy Frog Legs collected.
of
All right, and then what do I do here?
Huckstrider fledgling sent back
Let's go turn this in
Bala-dash Malinori
I am now renowned eight trimming arcana rewards from quest or increases or increased by a further 10 or by 25 and 40 by
Greenstone's what does that mean?
It's crazy how much your demeanor changes from classic to reach my demeanor different
It's almost like a thing variety
why well to compare it to something
where's that I'll get a little you get a
little angry
huh that's not a bad thing it just means
you care or whatever ninjas that ninja
what ninja yeah the guy that with
the book
again?
the ninja?
I don't remember, what are you talking about, ninja book?
what are you talking about?
the blevinator?
yeah, I know about the blevinator, but what book?
and he wrote the book?
what book?
really?
really?
so
your path would need to heal
wow
I don't know about the book!
Did you never fucking did book book book?
No, but he did the book.
What is the book?
Read it.
You can use so many tips.
I feel like it can be useful for you.
Okay.
Whatever.
Not, not other than- Wait, no, cause it's not a bad thing.
Wait.
It just took us our hair-
We go fuck on right.
We're in a hair-a-thar. We took the-
Alright, fuck it.
Ooh, we're starting out with another cape.
Ooh, ooh.
No way.
Thank you, Blizzard.
Just what I needed. Another fucking cape.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
69 more stamina on that one.
There's the exact same eye level as mine.
Wait, come here, come here, come here.
Oh, I thought it was a secret.
Oh, man.
I think I wanna...
...race change.
To these people?
Yeah.
I don't think we have unlocked it.
Yeah, what's their racial ability?
Teleporting here?
Okay, what is their actual racial ability?
Um...
You can't play them in early access, there's no way.
Serious oh well there you go
Fucking patty mess me inside this book get ninja get good the ultimate gaming guide
Tyler Blevins pro gamer ninja shares. No
Really?
And it's I got so many quotes we will throw at you always really ninja
Ninja gamer book
I read ninja's have one oh yeah people send it to my PO box I don't know where the fuck
it is damn I'm going down like the fucking ninja at his peak right now god
Is a ninja pregnant
What it's his kid too, yes, I think ninja might be pregnant
Little mini-bluff coming out
His kid is gonna become like a fortnight pro. I don't know. I don't know. I got a movie. I'm watching
But she was taken.
What remains is the land of Haraldar.
The echo of her soul, and the radiance of her will.
I will do my duty for now.
This way, Halduron Champion.
You coming?
I'm looking for secrets.
Man, come on!
I don't believe they wouldn't put nothing in here.
There's no secret over there.
There's gotta be like a purple symptom.
No, no, no.
Remember, most everything is either A going to be so easy that a fucking toddler can find it,
So difficult that the only people that will find it are people in the like autist discords, and then they'll let everyone know they found it when you get it.
Well, I found the Vista, so I found something.
Okay. I mean, that might be a quest we might go to later.
Damn, wait a second.
This looks sick in here. Where are we?
Where is Harindar?
Like, in the fucking world. I don't understand where the fuck this is.
Is it in the island?
It's underground.
Yeah, that portal thing was kinda dumb. I feel like you should've just...
They should've done what they did with the werewolf in it.
Right? Like, come on.
Lie down.
Lie down like a crack or some shit.
Those are the roots of the world tree I see
Yeah, it looks sick I was gonna say like
You look up a you look at that shit, I look the potassium. What's the world tree the world trees
They're very important I
Think they're like fragments of the well of eternity
And they plant trees
So what would happen if you killed this tree?
Not good. I mean Tendresail was a world tree a fucking burnt down. Like it can happen
They plant more. Isn't that how they lost immortality or some shit?
That's because the well of eternity blew up I think.
Maybe I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the world trees are all like fragments of the well of eternity and
The well of eternity blew the fuck up. That's what split the whole world into different islands and shit
And then I think they just started planting trees as like a this is it I guess
Maybe I'm right something like that
Hey, look, I'll stick this mountains
This guy's not oh that is a sick fucking out damn we gotta be that race are you kidding me?
That's like the perfect druid mount. Yeah, but if it's a fucking racial mount
It's going to be boring and cringe in like a week
any rate like a horse the fucking night sabers from night elves no because I
don't think anybody will switch to this race over than us do surely let's go
south
well wants to do a delve another telpho for here screw it let's go or maybe we
We don't do this yet because we might get a quest that has us do a delve again, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's fly west, let's do main story, and see what else we unlock.
Hold on, I keep hearing like a sky-writing glove, but I don't see it.
And that noise is- I see it!
It was just making me feel enraged.
Come to me when you can, because I have a chest on me.
I'm coming.
That is the most bland, transmog weapon I've ever seen.
Whoa, a bow.
Alright, well.
Wait, do you see that pigment fold we just unlocked?
No.
Oh yes, I did.
Yeah, I got it.
come to me and get this over here
there's gonna be something here
oh this this yeah come click this thing on me
here we go
sick 250
Desert.
I think there's like a secret behind the waterfall.
That is somewhere I could see Blizzard putting something, but come grab the quest.
I feel like I'm missing a quest here. Where is this? The Gulf of Memory.
Oh.
Hmm.
Is there a quest in here I can grab?
Because it looked like it was in here, but it's absolutely not.
Are you ready to play this movie?
No, I'm not.
We're all right. What?
Okay.
I'm coming.
I already left I'm playing the movie I didn't play it cap come wait then
Where are you going?
I know
Like we're gonna be going down there later
Okay, but I'm not going down there. I'm going up up there
What did you get up here the Vista the high peak
yeah I don't see what you got anywhere it's even higher up oh I see
I was trying to grab it, but I couldn't find it.
Where was that quest?
It was on the...
Oh, I got it.
The banner.
Alright, let's go do the...
Alright, watching this shit.
What are you doing?
all right let's go get that all right watching this shit
Oh big cutscene.
This is the most avatar looking shit I've ever seen.
No, they're original.
I will say, I think the new race looks awesome.
I think so too, right?
Like, I actually love this guy.
I wish it was a little bit more furry, like Beast's real butt.
Good enough.
I like the porcupine ears.
I like the ears.
I like the tummy.
lamenting the withered past
goddess oh my god is upon you child
Is that Illidan's voice actor?
Recklessness.
Dude, the males look silly, look at his nipple.
I hear her voice.
Should I not follow wherever it leads?
Not really.
Wait, that's this little avatar.
Who, like the...
Yeah.
Maywa or whatever the fuck her name is?
Yes, yes, yes.
She's that chick that had like mental issues in Avatar.
You have forgotten the value of tradition, or whether.
Go to the den of Echos, and remind yourself of what it means to be Hanamiya.
Ooh, and we're now in 2, no way.
Alright, we go North-Left.
Which one? The one that was like seizing and shit.
Yeah, the one who has like-
This mid is incredible.
North La, actually chest up here on me.
Is it a bunch of shit? What is that, a butterfly?
I grabbed it, and it gave me a quest.
Yep.
Small pile of luminous dust.
Except.
Ooh, look at their decor.
He does that she's sick
This is some shit you're gonna put in your house. Let me see. It's all just it's all just drew it shit
Look at page two top right. That's your bed. Damn
Yeah, I got moss floor. That's sick
What do I need right now? You must earn the house achievement leaf none behind the fuck is leaf none behind
Damn we got a fucking bubble like cacti chair
Holy shit, we got root stools?
Look at this door!
Yeah, I thought it was a dumbbell.
We got a volleyball net.
I mean, it's grey, you vendor it, anything grey you vendor, it's all it's good for.
Now you are ready.
It's not ready yet.
You need much.
Wait, look at this.
We got this item, boofos.
Hawkstrider egg. I think I clicked that already.
You can't click it.
On how to find you.
What do you need?
Okay, I'm looking at the racial for this like race, they get something called thornbloom,
It's an AoE spell dealing nature damage to enemies and healing allies.
Hmm.
Interesting.
It's dog shit.
It does piss healing and piss damage.
Yeah, that's what I figured.
So, weren't you the one to tell me that racials don't matter and I should just play what I like?
For well in most cases, but Shadowmelt is OP for Druid. That's like racials really don't matter much for retail
You can't tell me they do
I actually think Shadowmelt like Reese Shadowmelt night elf druid might be the only one that has a good racial
died off and drew it. I don't
Maybe another class. Maybe something else is insane
Oh, there's a glowing moth on the heater.
That's dust.
Oh gee, dwarf is busted.
Oh yeah, dwarf is also pretty strong.
Alright, I'm just gonna fly to the question mark deep west.
The Den of Echoes.
Hi, Mountain Tarn, what about-
Wait, did you check we can get for the dust that we just picked up?
Nope.
These are sick.
It's transmogs on like a mount.
Very druid-y.
That's the more luminous dust on that moth right there when you get over here.
I see that glass.
At least I got this one out of nowhere.
There's another one right next to it.
I've got two now.
Same.
I'll be having three then.
We'll be all alone.
Hmm.
I just want another one.
There's another one here.
I just can't fucking find it.
Where the hell is this motherfucker?
Oh.
It's under.
This one is and the other is up top.
It's another delve over there. Fuck that, yeah.
All right, talk to Zoroshar Kethibaba.
I was told you would be arrived. Touched the painting. The armed us within and
powers it to reveal countless generations of the wild people walked beneath the trees
of the great mountain. None knew of our presence. Not the giant who stepped soot
This guy has a list.
Did you turn on the other person?
I have iceberries collected.
Oh.
Just talk to him, you follow him, and then you click a tablet, then you're at me.
Oh shit, it's Freya!
Wait, she's beating the fuck out of everyone. It has 2.8 million health.
What the hell?
She smacks hard. I got to kite her ass.
I think she's going to hide.
No, I don't need to hide.
Okay, okay.
I got this, I got this.
Okay, head.
I
Saw you hide that bush
Had a finished and she got feet to actual feet expect
Oh, hey, I've played this class before.
Two out of four.
you need this one. Okay we need uno mas.
But it seems they're all dead. Oh, here's one way over here
Nice
New weapon
Surely it upgrades give me an epic fuck we just missed it
Huh yes, huh you said babe I didn't I said the epic question mark
Oh. Well, your add-ons are unaligned. That's true. Let me know more.
Oh, we have new spells. Rending slash shattering slam.
You like the new druid forms?
I don't know if I'm going to like this. Is this bear form?
Wait, come here.
I think you're supposed to...
Come here.
It's almost running around like, like, fucking monkey.
Oh!
found upgrade no nice another ring and another neck there's a moth here did you
get this one
I'm getting it now
Damn, I just fucking so I was sick
Okay, yeah, I did like a fast was cool. Don't cares
Both of memory entered. I think it's a delve time
Oh if you to get here
Looks like we're tier 3.
What?
Yeah, tier 3, Delve, I know.
Getting serious.
What did you have to do, 1 to 10 on all of them?
I don't know.
Okay.
Oversize candle lit.
Alright, start lighting these.
Wait, it counted as 3 because we lit at the same time?
Oh
It's like that over dungeon right to get him out of the oh, yeah
Select the spec for your fucker
So we got to light all these candles unusual whoa
Oh
Where am I?
That was scary
I just gotta fucking pull up too
What the hell?
Yes, it kind of is
Light this candle so what do we lose by?
I don't understand why we need to be in a candle like surely the screen gets darker, but like what's the downside here?
I don't know
Well, there's a blue bag here. She can live on me. I got that one. It was also a chest here. You get that sturdy chest
Game toy
Yeah, it's delving time
Hmm
The Brano vision three oh my god, that's hidden yeah, it's delvin time, baby
We put that shit on checking
Damn
Hey, buddy looks so cool
Now you what it's my normal form
How's this how's this the ugly dwarf was not it was never a dwarf you're a dwarf for me what
You're a dwarf for me, too
Yeah
Yeah, you're a dwarf. It's the toy
I guess the toy actually turns into a dwarf
I'm gonna do a big bowl here
Alright, alright, alright.
Apart my defences.
Alright.
That's a big boy.
I
Yes, don't don't walk into this rope. That's what pulled me up. I just don't realize had to be it
I always forget how many fucking like tools and buttons you have available to do almost
anything in this game.
I've got to fucking intervene to you, I've got to fucking leap.
So much mobility, so many options.
What I need and they would not be
It's gonna fucking come hope this guy
Get ready whoa
They're in the rubies from like the war with them.
I guess they're in any game, but I think they're in the rubies.
Yeah, they're from like, you know, old gods and stuff, and they were big in the war
with them.
Maybe there's more of them here.
of
There's a buggy here.
Okay, free this guy.
Wait, do you see this grave right here floating?
There's another bag right here.
Uh...
I'm in combat.
Grave floating?
No, I don't think so.
Yes, I do.
Grave is a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
It's a...
The hell?
I
Yep, they Paris at 403 p.m.
Today so five minutes ago six minutes ago. Yeah, six minutes ago
Unfortunate
Freaking dad
I'm trying to pull a lot here
Oh god, I got sucked in fuck. I died. I had frenzy region going to it's about to take
I
Can't raise you big I know I just release
I shit still self-stones you know I shouldn't have died it's my fault. I had frenzy read. I'm just not used to the appealing in this game
The way you're supposed to do it
I'm so fucked. No, you're fine. I hear you. Yeah, I added crazy health stone. Oh my god. Oh my god.
That's a lot of tentacles right
Uh, now what do we do?
Fragment of Revelation?
Wait, you left a grave for someone else to read.
Oh, hey, there's a rare here on me.
Uh, we get the sub for anyone who finds this grave in their cell.
We'll be there in a few minutes.
dealer is in cc
we can you change your name? i don't want to look like a noob
ha ha ha
you don't want me to be named vei-bei anymore?
who's that? i'm vei
my eyes on you
that didn't drop shit
no wait wait come here what
he drops a baggie with like a roguelike loot and increase the movement speed the
longer you keep moving breaks in combat
that's a pvp aphix I've ever seen it
I'm confused as to what we do next it's gotta be
we go back up fragment of revelation running back up here
theCynicalWeeb Oh there's a boss, yeah.
is it pretty scary or not i'm not behind is there? oh shit, okay
Uh-oh.
Nice.
Oh, big wrist upgrade for me.
I'll take that one, nice.
Plus 24 gold?
Fragment of Revelation?
Is there not like a loot room or is that it?
Those are two jobs, right?
I guess that kinda was it, huh?
Any housing tonight?
Nope, probably not.
What?
Well, I mean, you know how much more time
I get to do a podcast.
crazy that that is just so crazy
all right leave I mean there's tomorrow in the next day in the next day but we
gotta hit level game I have a podcast at work yeah not a gaming podcast you
Damn right it's not. I try and talk about gaming and like Divinity and Nix like sleeper. Let's talk about Arc Raiders.
You're right.
You see that cockbird in chat?
Cockburn?
Bird? A bird with a cock?
Cockbird. Checking? Looking?
You're gonna scroll up.
I'm scrolling. I see no cockbird.
bird
he's serious
let me just screen shot you
yeah I didn't see the cock bird
oh there's a cock bird
yeah I see it
well I was looking for the emote
oh no it was a fucking massive dick
alright well I'm playing a movie right now
I like their feet.
Four toes? How original.
We hoped to find herpess.
Instead we found discord and then we blamed the land.
We blamed the land.
We blamed each other.
The god of the islands was not a tragedy, but a trial.
When at last we found our way, the Elders fear what would happen if we returned to the surface.
So, they forbid it. But we can't stay hidden forever.
I'll see you.
Welcome to Hamara.
Speak, speak.
Calm below when you are recovered.
The other awaits.
This bitch is walking so slow.
Where is this quest turning, am I fucking stupid?
Oh, it goes farther down. Oh my god. I didn't see that whoa look at this plant fucker
Ew
Mika
Yeah, that's a plant fucker for sure
It's not like that no, but wow
task completed zero okay we gotta do a lot of tasks we got shit to loot
got a flower over here a little chest over here
I'm looting the quest outside.
Yeah, just go around and start clicking on stuff.
watering plants and all that.
the
nine percent
truly is actually so fucking op at this kind of stuff
Question Keem let me know if you get this credit
Y'all done
And I like it.
Ionka?
I'm not sure.
Alright, let me know when you grab the new batch of like three quests.
What time do you have to leave?
I probably, honestly, I'm about to go take a nap before-
What?
Yeah, I feel like I should take a nap before I'm so tired.
What the hell did you do? You didn't do 24 hours, you just woke up.
Yeah, I slept like four or five hours.
So?
Remember, I'm exhausted.
But how do you bang?
But I mean, that's the thing, it's not...
I need to be energetic for the pod, not here.
So I'm saving my bang CD for that.
Are you serious?
Then you don't need to sleep if you're saving your CD.
I mean, I should probably also take a nap some soon
When we got up at what I see what you're saying, and I got the dick
Okay, let's keep on dare you have
human needs you
All right, I'm sorry. Let's keep questing babe. I love midnight
You can go to bed at midnight it's sick it's immersion
Nick did a 24-hour. Yeah, and he's sleeping right now, before the podcast.
Like, I can say up.
But it's like, I have to go fucking be super duper talkative on a fuck it, whatever.
Hey, it's Finn's fault for planning the podcast on midnight launch.
I mean, what else do we do it?
We've already been on a day, we're supposed to do it on Thursdays, we delayed it because it launches you.
Go live stream one off and just talk while you play midnight. That would be awful
Our podcast viewers do not care about video games most of them
Yeah, which is why you're talking
instead of
talking about the game
Nice distracting as fuck I
I care that's a good argument. I'm wrong
Rotani slain and kazoot kazoo
Wait a minute. Oh, he's already dead.
Cam spawn camping. God, we gotta turn on world pvp next leveling sesh.
I could kill this fucker right now. At this point I can kill anyone I see.
Oh, that drew it'd be dead on my screen. 173k health doesn't matter, I killed him.
Where is this guy? Hurry up, spawn.
I can inspect him. Oh, this guy's got mythic gear.
Jeez!
Isn't it? He's in a gear called Charlie Wurth?
What does that mean?
Oh, what?
Charlie Wurth?
Charlie Wurth?
I don't know.
I
Shit hurts my eyes
I'll shoot
It's like pure white
That's pretty bright
You want more I need five we just need to kill the mom sale on me
Yeah, I'm good. I love it.
I get another boring ass talent. Fuck, my bass-drewed talent. What do I put here?
I mean, do I want to play fluid form?
I mean, do I want to play fluid form, oof.
Hmm.
Maybe I take Forest Walk, Increased Healing Received, Intervate, allowing them to cast
spells with the Outstanding Mana, 4% Stamina.
I'm getting mad at her.
Do people use mana?
I don't think they do, exactly.
Uh, what are we doing here?
Some bitch questioned again, where is she?
She's gotta be upstairs.
stop. What time is your podcast at? At 7. So it's currently 4.30, I've got plenty of
time. But you're napping. I thought I was it napping. Oh no, I was just, I mean I was
fucking with you but you can't if you want to get back on after your podcast or not
uh we'll see the energy levels at that point right like I'd be down but you
know I don't know future me what I'm gonna think like when yesterday we were
talking about doing a 24-hour stream we quit 30 minutes in because of you know
PC issues and me fucking rage-quitting. So it's hard to say.
Even if it's, uh, those were unseen circumstances.
Exactly. And also, my emotions are unseen. Who knows?
Oh, like Nick could ruin your mood or gas or the podcast, everything.
Yes. That is possible.
Nick does have that way with him.
Let's go south right. Turn the shit in.
Let's call it at the Den, mom. Let's take the capital, right?
Yeah, I think so.
And we call it at the Den.
Chill for a bit.
I'm probably gonna nap before this podcast can be an hour.
I'll probably fish.
Can you get a fish in the- Oh, there's some, uh-
Luthi's chest on the way.
Lowing moss, moss is chess on the map.
Do-do-do, do-do-do, do-do-do.
All right, I'm not turning the question and I'm logging out at the den wait wait
there's a rear hey come to you wait wait if someone has to tag do I still get
loot yes you do
I'm not I'm not damaging it
Come here.
Ooh, a taste trinket.
Your spells have a chance to infuse.
this babe wait this is huge for you yep see here's your trinket right here this
is crazy give me that shit it's soulbound I can't give it to you why was I
able to trade you my epic I actually don't know I can't I give this to you
your spells have a chance to infuse a
it's fine that's crazy
Oh, maybe because it's higher I
Can't trade item level upgrades. Oh, so it's great. It's a higher item level than my gear. I guess I don't know
Huh
All right Gg stream I will be on tomorrow maybe tonight, but more than likely tomorrow
And we're gonna keep question
Gigi's coming to take off.
Wait, come here.
Alright.
Not quite there yet.
The burning branch of the world tree.
Oh, I got that already. I got that.
What? You didn't tell me?
I was telling you to loop the chest on the way.
That's what exactly you just did.
Anyways, guys.
Gigi's.
I will be on tomorrow.
Maybe tonight.
But until then.
Peace out.