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Again back fuck the hell up geez yo
Good morning
I need you to grab a drink here in a second.
Hang on.
I'll have to fucking fix all my plugs.
Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Arena's in WoW.
Dude, hype, right?
No, I'm not doing that today.
Today, Slay the Spire released 25 minutes ago, however, I think it's early access.
Well, hold on.
Hang on.
Oh, one second.
Let me do this.
All right. Apparently my dryer is making really loud squeaky sounds. So if y'all hear that,
That's what that is. Let me get my cam on.
Steam. So Slay the Spire 2 apparently released just a bit ago. I just don't know if it's fully out yet.
I think it's early access, right?
Well, $25. It is early access. But how much? Is it like a super early access or is it like a hey the game is done?
We just need y'all to play it so we can polish it kind of early access. I don't know
The earliest access I don't give a shit what it says
Probably for balancing I'd hope so like there's probably some broken shit
All right, let me buy this game hang on add to cart
Apparently it's co-op and Vicky says she's down to queue up as well. So
Resident Evil went good question. I don't know
So is it save a dollar if you own the first one and buy the bundle is that how that works
Plus one dollar up too late. It just it just bought it
And steam wallet
Well, it's loading on working dot dot dot
Unfortunately
FYM you just bought it. What does FYM mean?
Fuck you mean I
I have never heard that. Oh here we go. Continue. Okay now it's frozen again.
Unk? FY? I've never heard that. That is not an unc thing. That is like a hey I'm trying
to fucking new lingo to seem different and special. It's like trying to make fetch happen.
It seems there's been an error initializing your payment. All right, cool. Awesome.
Steam is fucked at the moment. Feels like it.
Oh, here's just like this by our collection. I see it.
Oh, man. I could use a coffee today.
You've seen this vampire crawlers the turbo the wild card no show me shit while I'm trying to buy the game I
Think I have seen like a trailer, but I thought it was an April Fool's joke
If it's fun, it's fun
Yeah, was that like some award show? I thought they were fucking around
Don't hear that
Do y'all hear that?
No y'all don't.
My mic's not picking up, but it's a really loud squeaking, but you hear that, I'm sure.
Now I do.
It's when I talk.
You could probably hear it when I'm like activating my microphone.
You heard the squeak?
It's still going.
Just one second.
Let me go check on it.
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Okay, so yeah, our dryer is fucked. We're gonna need to call out a guy to repair that.
Unfortunate. Okay, can I please buy this game? I agree
Three to the terms purchase.
I don't know if I can buy this game.
Is anyone able to do anything with the steam right now?
New boys season.
Oh, that's big.
No.
Okay, so everyone's cooked.
All right, that makes you feel better.
Slay the Spire has broken steam.
Then we will wait.
Let's watch a boys trailer.
My power is absolute.
Obviously, spoilers for the other previous seasons.
But the last thing that happened was Butcher, didn't he?
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Which fire just which fire this
They have seen this game before.
Have I not?
I think I might have played this game.
This game was on epic for one year, I think, you see them scaring each other, I have not.
Okay, I think I played this.
Am I crazy?
No, I haven't.
I'm done.
Scary movie trailer.
Why do I feel like this isn't going to be funny at all?
I heard there's a lot of people talking about this... fuckin' shit.
Shit.
My god! Who scared her?
I'm not her! My pronouns are they, them.
He's dead, them!
Be back!
There's a serial killer on the loop.
Hello, two guys.
I have been preparing for this for years.
Hello, mother.
You look like shit.
Should we hug?
I really want to, but I'm a Republican now, so I'm supposed to be racist.
Oh girl, I think all my people are racist anyway, come here!
Okay!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey there, we're here to tell you the Halloween party.
We're here to train, play bad music, do some half-gay shit!
Why just half-gay?
Oh, same.
Oh, they brought him back.
Oh, they brought him back.
Here was the killer on Screamer, Scaring Movie?
Was it Screamer?
Now I'm going to pause it before I finish.
I will say I think this actually is in line with Scaring Movie.
i just think our humor is different now
it's more
i mean it's
like dumb and dumber even has like some just stupid potty humor
maybe the trailer is bad like it's scary movie i don't say like go back and watch
a scary movie
a scary movie like you know this
bullshit it's it's the same
If I'm high enough, I can like anything true.
You need to watch this fried out of your mind.
Maybe then I'll find you.
That's terrifying.
Dance again, me and Trevor Lord.
Be sure to thank him.
Wait the f***.
If we ever know God's a birthday,
you're the gift we'll give you without me.
Somebody help!
Help!
Help!
Bitch!
We're going on break!
So you handle yours.
I'll be right or here eating my falafel and the pork rinds.
Be it.
Yes, it's back, it's back, it's back.
Yeah.
Critic score 16%, audience score 180%.
Hmm.
Hmm.
movie theater is going to be packed with grown people laughing I don't know also I will say
that Megan movie that was the last movie that Vicky and I walked out of because it was so
bad I don't know how Megan had anyone like it at all it was horrible such a bad movie
One was good. No, they're both shit. They are both bad. I don't think I've seen the second one
I didn't know there was a second one
It was so bad
Either way
Never heard of Megan good, it's it's shit
So fuck where's that goddamn make what is a lot we walked out
Yeah, we literally just walked out of the theater smile was good. Smile was great. No, I love smile loved
What are some other good horror movies us was good or not us but the um?
nope
pretty much all of them
directed by that
Jordan peel
Jordan, I don't know their names
Those are great weapons was good
What's the one where that kid?
fucking gets turned into like a
The vessel or something kind of recent that one was good bring her back the substance was good
He does a lot of good horror movies Megan not in there horrible movie terrible. Oh god
My dryer
Well good news is slay the spire 2 has downloaded
Did you see talk to talk to me was great loved to talk to me also a good movie
or movie. The substance was good, I thought it was. It's a fun concept. Okay, early access,
why are we opening on the wrong monitor here? It's on my left monitor covering my chat.
Oh, never mind, we're back. We're over here now.
Kind of quiet.
And it is real quiet.
nice we love that from that shut off we don't meet in background showhand card
count fast mode not a screenshot we'll leave it on for now for immersion single
Oh
Play a single run with
Okay, so you can unlock all these characters pretty easily, but they are locked
Let me call Vicky and see what she wants to do
Fuck off, Drex.
She's out so I'm outside.
Okay?
You trying to queue?
Grab back.
Let me go see what she's fucking doing.
grab back let me go see what she's fucking doing
who that is loud y'all really don't hear that unless I'm talking so she told me to do one
run by myself by the way so ironclad by myself she's gonna cue one by herself as well unlock
some characters do you want a brief tutorial no I'm assuming this is the
same all right well this looks familiar as fuck
alright sleigh this fire you can draw on the map oh
It might be the first Slay-aspired dick ever made.
It's a- it's fucking cooked.
Let's go.
44 HP.
Alright, I mean, this is Slay-aspire 1 right now.
Let me move my cam to- let's go right side and then let's go right his-erp.
Or maybe his or that's fine, surely.
I'm getting hit for 12.
We'll block, damage, damage, and turn.
Hmm.
Do I just do damage?
No, let's defend once and let's bash his ass.
them next turn, probably. Okay. Wait, why can't I hit them? Oh, yeah, I can. What is
this nice okay now I'm not like fucking amaz or anything but I'm pretty sure
these are all new spells right blood wall lose to HP gain 16 block tremble
apply two vulnerable setup strike deal seven damage but gain two strength this
turn interesting I feel like tremble is a play I'll go with tremble oh my dick
stayed nice where my question marks are there no question mark oh I'm blind
they're just way up north. I want to get to the elite. What is the best route to
kill elites here? I don't like how early this shop is, but I have to go through
that shop or I have to go left side.
Alright. Let's go here.
Maybe I should've went right. I could've done two shops and done two card moves. I don't know.
This enemy intends to give you two status cards.
Oh, one status card on that one, okay.
Well, let's do this.
Let's remove this guy from the game, and then we'll level the fence here. Take zero, damn.
Not bad.
Okay, more damn here. Bang to the bang to the bang. Minus three health. This looks exactly
like the first one. What's new? Well, I have been playing for, let me tell you right now.
Okay? I have about maybe ten minutes so far in the game, and I can give you a great
breakdown on why this is the exact same as the last game 10 minutes in full
breakdown
what is this shit hmm I think this is a bash into a defend angle okay okay and
And now he dies.
Bang.
Bang.
Deal six damage out of copies card.
I think I've seen anger before.
I know I've seen Inflame.
Game two strength.
It's gotta be an Inflame angle.
We're breakthrough.
Lose one HP.
Deal nine damage to all enemies.
Having some AoE could be really nice here.
But Inflame is strong.
I'm going one.
Too strong.
That's a new enemy.
This enemy intends to apply a debuff. I like a little red arrow.
Okay, we gain that strength.
Bang!
Love that.
Fuck it.
Let's-
What the hell?
While Shrinker Beetle is alive, your attack steal 30% less damn.
Are you kidding me?
Okay, I think I can kill him here. Yeah, he dies.
Alright, full health. We love that.
Cinder, deal 17 damage and exhaust the top card of your draw pile.
Eh, that's going to be tough to use.
What is the upgrade?
That's more damn.
Deal 8 damage if the enemy is vulnerable and hits twice.
Dismantle is a play.
Iron Wave is also a really good value.
one energy. But with the the card I got with the vulnerable I think this is
huge let's get this mantle. Fuck I wish I had that AoE at this point.
God the AoE would be so good. Alright. Well this guy's hitting for six so this is
passive. The next time Inclet loses HP it only loses one HP instead.
okay I'm unable to kill these guys
we're gonna have to big-time defend here and we'll just apply some vulnerable
and we'll end the turn
Okay. I really want to inflame, but I gotta remove these guys from here for sure.
God, they're actually hitting so hard. Okay, let's... Okay, the thing wore off. Do I inflame
here? Or do I double defend? I think it's a double defend angle. I kill him next turn,
hopefully. Use potions? Oh my god, you're right. I should just leave this at him. He's
So fucking right.
Eight plus six.
Okay.
Ouchies.
So I just take no damage. Should I throw my potion? I don't think I'd throw the potion.
I think I just Omega Defend and wait for like the vulnerable double hit spell. Cause then
I'll just die and one hit.
into this mantle bang into bang bucket good enough
I'm actually in it I could have killed him if I didn't empower myself like a
wait a least I
Ooh, okay, Armaments is back, shrug it off is back, Stomp is new, deal 12 damage to all
enemies, cause one less energy for each attack played this turn.
I kind of like Stomp.
I kind of like that.
Plus, it's new.
Alright, let's hit the shop up.
Let's see if this has changed.
Okay, card removal service.
Bludgeon. Breakthrough.
Play the top card of your draw pile and then exhaust it.
Gain seven block and exhaust one card at random.
A lot of exhausting your cards.
Or gain four plating.
That's a lot of armor for one energy is that a power it's a power
Well card removal for sure
Actually don't know what to remove though. I need to have three attacks if I'm gonna be rocking stomp
But I also have a lot of defenses I
Think I remove a defend
But then, I buy a stone armor and look at this.
Deal damage equal to the number of cards played this combat.
That's a fun card, the fuck.
Enemies drop 10 additional gold.
Damn.
At the start of your turn, lose two energy.
At the start of all of the turns, gain one energy.
At the start of your first turn, you lose...
Ooh.
I'm feeling pretty good right now.
We can go left.
Let's fight an elite.
Let's Smith.
Ooh, what to Smith though?
6 plating
Turns that into 15 damage
Inflame going to three strength could be good here
Yeah, that's pretty solid. Let's go in flame that are plating
Okay
Not the strongest start the fuck is this at the start of its turn it gains one strength
Oh.
Okay.
Alright, we got a DPS check on our hands.
We're not gonna be able to really play Stomp, I don't think.
Nah, we definitely can't. Fuck.
Unless Fire Potion is an attack?
End turn.
Ouch.
God 4x3
Okay, let's get some vulnerable going. I think I just zug here. I'll be honest. I
Gotta get them to 20 HP
Imagine the strength ramp up with that bullshit stone armor
I
Don't think I stone armor here. I think I do damage
Cuz this is only gonna be for armor essentially I'm he's gonna die next turn I've got the fire potion it's definitely a zug angle
Maybe I could have killed it was saved for health right I
Just meant I don't even need to use the potion. He's just dead. I should I could shield it
Start each combat with one strength by Agra hey, we take that
Ooh gain energy at the start of each turn oh
Dude what this is absurd oh we take that
It's gonna be you gotta find a time to weave it in but
That shit is strong. This is also a really strong start. Okay, we tremble into dismantle big down
He's hitting me for eight right now I do need to heal
Do I just use this and take the eight health
I think I just do this to heal eight essentially right? Oh, I forgot I also have the plating
Ew gross I should have done that
I spaced out
Okay, we gain strength
We smack
We smack again, he's dead
easy all right I'm feeling thunder clap I need to keep up vulnerable or rage
whenever you play an attack this turn gain three block
Oh, five block, yeah, I think I should definitely go rage.
That's a good defense with my build.
Unplayable but can be hatched at a rest site.
I mean we should probably learn what this does, right?
Think that a god damn
At the start of each turn game for plating yes, please wait, and I could stack that with my card wait, that's insane
Oh shit, it's a we here, okay, okay
Okay.
Uh, let's go ahead and get that going. Big plating. Let's get this going.
Damn, it's a fucking WoW comp.
I'm thinking it's a defense angle, or I just do 10 damn and get someone low.
I think we take the 10 damn.
Let's hit this assassin.
If you're just potion that person
Okay, we got stump hold on we got stop here. This is big
We do this bang bang I
Fuck that yeah, fuck that. It's good
I didn't realize that the one of those wasn't an attack so my math I thought this would cost one
I mean I could kill both here
No, I can't never mind there's no way to kill both
even with both pots. I would pot, I would strike, I would kill this person, and then I throw a firebomb and he'd be 1 HP, right?
I think I play it safe. Let's just drink a string pot, remove that person, and then just take this hit.
Minus 7.
Draw three cards. You cannot draw additional cards this turn. I kind of like that. I need
some card draw. Yeah, I'm thinking battle transfer, sure. Let's go campfire. Let's
I want to see what it does
Okay, oh get back here get back here
Damn
14 damage zero repeatable attack. Are you kidding me? That's actually fucking nuts
And there it is
Whenever you play Attack, gain three block. Okay, we're gonna play that instantly.
Let's power the fuck up. Let's blast this guy. Bang, bang, bang. Holy fuck.
Hmm.
It's a little awkward here.
I do want to play this, but I'm just saying about how I go about doing that.
I don't really know if I give a shit about killing this guy. He's buffing himself. I'll probably kill him later.
I think it's a double block angle.
And I just strike this guy. Just fucking remove him.
Yeah, that's fine.
Okay wait big damn here big damn here skill into just natural bang bang oh into
bang good night god that damage is nuts
I'll be on... Oh! Ooh!
Hmm.
I don't know if I want another tremble.
What's my cart my back looking like?
Deal 5 damage to all enemies X times.
I don't think I like that either.
Honestly, all of this is like a skip.
Am I crazy?
Bloodletting is kinda nuts.
I guess it's good, but my health is so fucked.
If I will take one, I think it's gonna be hard bullshit.
Alright.
Fuck it, let's just end the round.
Let's go to the elite and lose really quick.
This enemy intends to debuff.
That's a status card and three damage, okay?
Well, Stomp is pretty fucking good value here.
Number one, let's play this skill.
Uh...
Ooh.
It's literally all of my mana though.
if I play this card. I don't really like that. Let's play it safe. Let's pyre, let's
stone armor. Let's get this rock and we'll kill him next turn for sure.
Well that's cringe.
7, 14, 21, 28, 43, huh.
Okay, let's do this.
Bang.
Fuck you.
All right.
Deal four damage and applies one variable to all enemies, so seven is getting to strength.
nine-amish put car from your discard pile on top of your draw pile I think it's
a thunderclap angle all right delete pray for me this enemy intends to give you
three status cards upon dying summons something okay so phase one is just
trying to burst him down so you don't get as infested I guess and then he's
gonna turn into the real fight afterwards so we got to zug him down ASAP
shit okay well let's let's draw some cards not what I wanted really okay I
I don't want to use my stone armor. Let's just play vulnerable and
That's turn one. Hopefully I can kill him turn two rage first. There's no point
Really zero point
This is a pretty good turn this is big damn here
Okay damn damn
I'm almost feeling like, well this won't kill him will it?
Alright, let's stomp.
Nice!
Look at that!
Bang!
AoE vulnerable across the board.
I wish I had stomp, imagine that, but whatever.
Fuck! Give me stomp you bullshit game!
Okay, we can take out one of these guys.
I'm just gonna have to defend.
Uh...
Remove...
I don't think I'm bloodletting it. I think just remove and then take the hit.
Minus four, right?
Actually, my cra- I think this is actually gonna save health.
Yeah, I save HP doing this.
Bro, it's easy math. I'm trying. I know y'all are gonna make fun of me.
Because you failed this cannibals math test, so you're gonna come in here and shit on me to feel better.
I understand. Relax.
Gain energy to start of each turn. Eight, sixteen.
At the end of your turn, if this is in your hand, take three damage.
That's gross.
Uh...
Fuck, I don't think I can kill him.
Even gaining energy doesn't help me. I need card draw here.
I can remove one of them. Just doesn't matter which one, huh?
I can remove you, I guess.
And this does 12 damage. It's not what I want.
Yeah, life is hard.
Fuck.
Please sell that card. It looks so gross.
What, infection? I'll be sure to sell it.
Oh, I just noticed the bird is next to me.
I did not notice that.
The one I hatched!
Look at him!
Every time you play three attacks in a single turn, gain four block.
Jesus.
I didn't- I've been looking at other stuff.
Hmm.
Pillage seems really good.
Deal six damage, draw cards until you draw a non-attack card.
That seems kinda broken it. I- I- I-
Alright, I need more attack cards.
We gotta smith something.
I don't think that's a smith angle. That's not. What does pillage do?
Okay, it ups the damage.
Five block? That's pretty crazy.
Upgrading pyre is also really good.
That's big value.
Let's go pyre.
Okay, pyre turn one is value here.
I think I rock it.
Four plating is also pretty good here. I think we get that going and we just...
The next nine times, Vantum loses health, it only loses one.
Okay.
I mean, I guess we'll start trying to chip into that.
This is a good start.
That's a scary weapon though.
Does he have any other abilities?
No, he just has eight.
Slippery or whatever.
Okay, couple of ouchies there. Don't forget your pot. Yeah, for energy, sure. Look at my armor.
Holy shit, there's some card draw. Alright. Inflame, this is big. Here we go. Oh, but pillage won't work.
work because I am immune to getting car jaw right now. Fuck.
Alright, that's a vulnerable hand. That's two hits.
Ooh, I should have... I messed up. That didn't matter, actually.
I'm just gonna have to take this damage. I don't think I want to use this energy for this. It's not worth
Hot and use it it's no card draw here. Fuck it fine drink it just do it
Ow
Okay. Alright. Okay. Alright, it's a pretty decent hand. We're gonna, you know, blast
him here strike strike strike stomp big damn no no reason to use that and
not a good hand here looks like he only hits for nine thank god pretty simple
play as I can do. Okay, his weapon's getting bigger. This is a good hand. I can work with
this. Let's do a little vulnerable. Let's draw some cards first before I move on. Nice.
Oh, he's dead. He's so dead. It's crazy how dead you are.
Get off my screen.
Mmm, Demon Form is back.
Huh. I don't know how I feel about Demon Form. It's just so expensive, man.
I've got one power to give me energy. I have another power that gives me strength.
That's two turns that I'd be throwing away.
I guess if I use the power that gives me extra energy, I might be able to weave in Demon form.
Transform all attacks in your hand into a giant rock.
Hmm.
Interesting.
I feel like that would cuck me.
That would fuck over my bird swoop.
That would fuck over my st- literally it would just fuck everything.
Fuck that.
I guess it only transforms the ones in your hand.
So I'll just make sure to use it on my strikes to upgrade them.
I feel like I prefer Demon Form, I don't know.
And it does cost zero.
This is true.
You have 4 damage twice, exhaust a random hand or attack in your hand and add its
damage to this card.
3 seems kind of strong. Deal 4 damage twice. That's good with strength. And exhaust a random
attack in your hand and add its damage to this card. The problem is I'll start exhausting
all of my attacks and it'll be kind of hard to utilize stomp. And also rage is going
they get kind of grieved because my all of my attacks are gonna be getting taken
away so that's why I don't really like thrash I think it's a demon form angle
I should have looked at the primal upgrade it probably changed it to a
better rock. Oh, this is new. When you go to a new floor, you talk to some this. Oh, a visitor.
Do you come in here? What can it does a bit of a do for you? I can upgrade four cards at the start
of your turn exhaust the top card of your draw pile and then gain one strength.
Huh. That's funny. Replace the Act 2 map with a single special path. Interesting. What does
What does it mean by special, huh?
Okay.
Maybe it like gives you more relics, I don't know.
But fuck it, let's go.
Okay, AOE pull, what is this?
Hard to kill, reduce, damage taken, and HP lost by exoskeleton to 9?
Wait, reduce all damage taken and HP lost.
So the most damage they can take is 9, interesting.
Well, this is rather obnoxious, definitely not a demon form angle.
Let's stone armor.
I guess we'll pop this and just slice at two people here.
Throw that back when Gain strength. I should have taken him out.
Wait, this is big. Hold on.
Let me think about my order here. Hang on.
Yeah, that's trans first.
Okay.
So that's gonna do 18.
I can kill this back bitch, definitely.
I don't have any AoE for that bitch, but I think that's okay.
I killed two of them, wait two of them, Jesus Christ, get off my screen.
This is cringey, are you kidding me right now?
This just doesn't matter, intern.
I hate cockroaches. Typical.
I'll be honest, this bird is busted.
This thing is crazy.
Snake oil.
Oh, we're back.
I kind of like Iron Wave.
It's an attack, but it also gives me a block.
It's really solid.
Ooh, but also...
Ehh, this is some card draw.
Shrug it off is really solid too.
How many strikes do I have, one, two, three, four, five?
I got, no, it's not enough, so it's either shrug it off or iron wave.
I'm thinking iron wave, I'll be honest.
Iron wave is off in the trap, but it doesn't feel like one right now.
Shrug her pass.
Fine, we'll go shrug.
I'm listening to chat.
Y'all will know better than me.
Okay, we got a store. I also have 300 gold.
What the fuck is this store?
What the hell?
The Palm Pickup Razer Max HP by 3.
Every 5 turns gain an energy.
Whenever you enter the next rest site, start the next combat with additional energy.
When you end your turn without block, gain 3 block.
These are really shitty relics. I don't want to buy the snake eye, that's a misplay.
Did I just buy it all?
I just spent all my money on fucking shitty relics.
Walmart.
Okay, battle trance instantly. Okay, we pop a rage here, we thunderclap, we dismantle.
Big damn. He's hitting me for 13. I'm thinking it's a defend angle. You didn't need the
block thing. I didn't. Should I pire? If I go this pire here, why not? What the fuck?
Wait, block is not removed. 32 block? Okay, shrug it off. Give me some armor. Bro. Stone
armor give me some plating deal seven damage draw card so a non okay big
defense more block I'm gonna take like four damage that's fine
Fuck you.
But he's still down there.
Oh shit, you gotta break the shield to get him out.
Interesting.
Alright.
Well, welcome back, you fucking pussy, it doesn't even matter.
Demon mode.
I really like this mantle.
Stampede at the end of your turn, one random attack in your hand is played against a random
enemy.
Do I like that?
I can upgrade it to cost one that's
And also get another battle trance
I don't know if I like headbutt this looks very good. I mean right I kind of see
Yeah, it's fucking free right I don't
Let's take stampede it's new
Okay, we're smithing.
Demon form.
I could upgrade.
I mean, Stampede is also a play.
Making that cost of one is huge.
Shrug it off, not worth.
Pillage, not worth.
This is also good.
Stone Armor Plus.
This is a really good power
Let's upgrade the stampede
I like things costing one one feels really nice
Okay good start is this a elite no, it's not
This enemy intends to summon monsters love that let's get the power rockin
Draw 7 cards, randomize the cost of- maybe I use a snake oil on this fight.
Maybe it'll have a moment.
Okay.
Get some stone armor going.
Okay.
Okay.
Ahhhh.
Definitely an armor angle.
16.
I know I won't draw cards if I use this.
I'm aware.
But I do like the 8 block, right?
So it's actually 15 block I currently have.
That's 20.
Wait, I can just kill this thing. Wait, what?
Let's- let's slice it once and turn.
Maybe I'll kill it with a stomp or something.
Well, isn't that just cringe as fuck?
All right, random attack go bird
Did it not at the oh at the end of your turn one random attack in your hand is played oh
Oh, so I'll have bash get played here. I actually kind of have controls to what it'll be
This is definitely a demon form angle, okay
Let's remove you and turn nice, okay
Okay, this is the most obnoxious fucking summon.
You are cooked.
Game 9 block and exhaust a card.
It's upgraded.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I like that tremble to be honest with you.
True grit is giga.
Is it exhausting a card?
I don't have a lot of exhausts that I...
I think Trembl and then let's upgrade uh...
ooh not demon form
but I already upgraded Pyre
you can exhaust your curses though
that's a good point
that's a good point
it's gotta be a demon form
angle. Uh wait, not an elite, okay. Big frog though. Yeah, let's get some card draw.
Eh. Eh. Ah, fuck. Do I demon form here or what is it, use an energy potion here? Or
Or maybe I just use my snake potion.
Strike into stomp.
Let's just drink this, get rid of it.
To another strike, fuck it, sure, and turn.
That was pointless.
like using stake potion so I might as well get something out of it I hate it
23 damage I'm taking I think I'm gonna have to just take it here
Seven, how much would that be?
I don't think I pyre here.
I think I kill him next turn probably.
As long as he's vulnerable, I'm going to draw, like stamp, not pyre, swoop, or dismantle
and he kind of just dies I think oh he has thorns I just realized ow there's
just mantle no thorns big damn should have used that first but is he not gonna
die here oh thank god
At the start of your turn, lose 1 HP and gain 8 block.
What's the upgraded?
1 HP and 10 block?
That's kinda good.
It only cost one, too.
Either that or I get another shrug with some card draw.
Mmm, every turn even if not attacked.
Yeah, so it's minus one HP on some turns.
You're right.
You're right.
deck is getting huge but it's a power so at least it's gone once you play it.
I'm going to take it.
Okay big chest.
The first time you gain block from a card each combat double the amount gained.
I mean sure.
My blocks are kind of... not big numbers, so...
What is divine?
Uh, pay 64 gold divine three times or gain a debt.
At the end of your turn, if this is in your hand, lose 10 gold.
But what is divine?
I'll still understand what it does.
Is there a store coming up?
There is.
I'll be able to remove it.
Fuck it.
Big diva- what the fuck is happening?
Reveal your future by revealing the tiles.
Select small divination or big divination and reveal the tiles within the crystal sphere.
Once an item is revealed, you will retrieve it at the end of the session.
But beware, revealing some items may be dangerous.
Uh...
Oh, okay.
Let's go right in the middle, right?
Fucking minesweeper this shit.
Small divination.
I can do these corners here.
Fuck it.
Big one.
Okay.
Interesting.
Okay. Interesting. I mean, what are the... Okay.
How many I have two donations remaining
Oh, I got doubt oh
So it starts with a purple at the top so it was telling me that it was gonna be a curse
Okay, plus five max HP.
Just drink that.
Gain one strength and one dexterity.
Permanently?
Or is it for the fight?
I don't know.
strength. Oh, I think it is for the fight. Yeah.
Luggin. Grapple. Do y'all hear the washing machine? Probably not. It is so loud right
know. We got to get someone to come repair that. That is brutal. I thought I was going
insane. No, my dryers cooked. I don't know. Dryers just fucked up and it's down the hallway.
How's it broken? Isn't it brand new? No, it's like four years old.
Which isn't old for a dryer, but yeah, it's cooked.
Actually, I think this dryer came with the house when I bought it.
So I don't know how old it is.
But it looks modern as fuck. It's got like the touch screens and all the modern,
you know, bullshit. So it can't be like more than a decade old.
Anyways, one is free with attack power.
What do you mean by that? It's free. Oh wait, it's free with my fucking bird. The attack
power, you're right. Yeah, I'm taking that. You're fucking right. Whenever you shuffle
your draw pile, draw a card. Okay, fuck yes. Ooh, this is fun. Hold on, self-help book.
The book is encrusted with blood, so you find this manuscript highly suspicious. Will you
read it? Choose a skill to enchant with Nimble. Increase block gain from this card by two.
The first time you play this card, draw two cards.
Ooh.
Or increase the damage of this card by two.
I think three.
The first time you play this card, draw two cards.
But...
The first time you play it?
Yeah, the first time you play it.
What power would I want more card draw after playing?
I honestly not like demon form. I'm um, right? So I don't need to draw more cards when I play that
Maybe stampede actually
Could give me a chance to get a better card
Maybe card draw is bad here and it increased the damage of dismantle since it attacks twice, right?
Fuck
Bloodlighting could come in clutch. Is bloodlighting a power or a skill?
It's a skill. That would give me armor. It's not a power.
Okay, let's do damage and let's just buff up. Wait, I can also buff Thunderclap to do
more damage in AoE. I think Dismantle. It's your Dismantle. Screw it. Okay, unfortunately
I am broke. At the start of your third turn gain one strength and one dex. Whenever an
enemy dies gain energy and draw a card. I know I'm gonna remove the curse, I know.
If you end your turn with cards in your hand, deal 20 damage, or with no cards in your hand.
It's not good for me.
Alright.
Mmm.
I think I removed Doubt.
I wish I had more card removal available, but life is hard.
Maybe Battletrans?
I take another one of these, but I already have two of them.
There's no way.
Skip.
Yeah, all right big elite fight
This is definitely a fish oil angle I think ooh hold on we got demon form turn one I like
fat but shrug he's gonna hit me for one damage it's nothing what is your passive
whenever this enemy is hit by an attack add one dazed into your draw pile okay
I don't think I'm bloodletting.
I would lose more health than if I just AFK and turn.
I probably should have used my fish oil.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna use it now.
Okay, there's my debt, unfortunately.
Okay, at the start of your turn, lose one health.
I'm just armoring the fuck up.
Screw it.
Okay.
Ooh.
stampede do I want to strike him I don't know if I do every time I hit him I
gain a dazed I don't I guess it's worth he's vulnerable take the damage you fuck
into a bludgeon.
God! Okay, yeah, he's dead.
Oh, my God!
That's so...
The value is disgusting there.
I mean, I think he's just dead.
Whenever you play three or fewer cards during your turn, draw three additional cards at the start of your next turn.
I mean, it's no downside.
I do not need another demon form.
Dude, do I take another bludgeon?
I don't think I do, man.
I feel like my deck is way too big.
Okay, fine.
I took it.
convince me. That to upgrade that to
upgrade. Crimson mantle seems pretty good.
Yeah, let's get it. Another elite. Oh, what the hell is this thing? Interesting. If
If other segments are still alive, revives in two turns with 25 HP.
If other segments are still alive, revives two turns.
Okay, so you gotta kill them all, kind of at the same time.
In here, done that.
Uh...
Minus 10 gold, by the way.
How do I go about this?
I'm taking...
Pretty big dam here, too.
I honestly, I think it's just a fucking bludgeon angle.
Apply three vulnerable to this one back here and just smack him.
Oh, I didn't think it'd kill him.
At least our move is attack.
Okay, geez.
Am I crazy to just fucking smack another one here?
How many cards do I have?
Eight?
Let's draw three more.
Okay.
Cringe.
fringe
Oh, so 30
I think I remove you fuck it let's drink an energy pot
Uh, do I not have a blue tremble? Oh, I don't
bang
bang bang
Fuck, I don't think this kills. That means this fucker's gonna res. Shit!
I thought I was smart.
Nooooo!
Should've flamed. Well, I wouldn't have had the strength or the energy then.
Ah, it's fine.
I kill them both here, surely.
Excellent.
Choose one of three random power cards.
Ooh, start each combat with three thorns.
Yes.
There's no way I'm bludgeoning again.
There's no way.
I did.
I'm just a bludgeon spammer.
What can I say?
Let's upgrade.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Dismantle.
Honestly.
Considering I gave it the Sharpen upgrading it could be a play.
Legend, I don't think I want to upgrade Legend.
Stone Armor is also really good.
Screw it. Yeah, I'm not gonna think that hard on it.
Ooh, this guy sucks.
Okay. Uh, we got Stampede Rockin'. Love that.
Shrug it off instantly. More card draw. Excellent
We got a free bludgeon coming up. Well, actually maybe not. It's gonna randomly pick a card
Well, I'm banned from card draw right now. It's weak in his ass
Okay, let's get a power card. It's free this turn. Okay
Let's take another stampede can I have double stampede is that a thing? Oh my god
Oh fuck
All right, well it doesn't really matter what I play here. Let's spin the energy
Big bludgeon big bash free five energy
What the fuck? Wait, what'd you just do to me?
Well, I gotta read, in four turns you will be eaten and die.
Oh! Oh, there's a DPS check on this one.
I'm just gonna drink this Frank pot. I should have done that at the beginning.
Uh, this is a terrible turn for me.
Frantic escape. Get farther away. Increase sand pit by one. Oh, I see. Interesting.
Is this a demon form angle?
I feel like it is.
Demon form into bird.
Into free bludgeon.
I gotta kill him this turn, but she does die by the way.
Oh wait, does he die?
Yes.
Here we go.
Offering is huge.
It's definitely an offering angle.
Till 15 damage, enemy loses 10 strength this turn.
Mangle has good f-f-damn.
Also good.
good. Whatever you draw a card containing strike it is played against a random enemy.
I don't-
Ah, no. No, I think it's a two angle. I need card draw.
Mangle. No, no, no, no.
Choose three cards in your deck and enchant them with Swift 3.
The first time you play this card, draw three cards.
Oh, wow, that's crazy card draw. What the fuck?
The fifth card you play each turn is free.
But raise your max HP by 31.
Are y'all kidding me with three?
Like it's dude, one seems insane.
Why would you go three?
I don't do anything with my health.
Because you took offering.
Well, offering has an exhaust.
I'm going one, man.
Okay, so the first time I play these cards, I draw three.
Hmm.
I don't know if I want to put that on Stampede, because then it's like, kind of griefs me.
Maybe offering?
Oh, wait, no.
Bloodletting.
Wait, that's crazy, because it gives me... Oh, that's huge!
Yes?
Honestly, rage? Because it's zero?
I don't know if I want to put it on the offering.
I definitely want it to be cheap.
Bird?
Oh yeah, bird swoop.
Yeah, yeah, bird swoop. That's fine.
Yeah, fuck it.
trance I was thinking trance but I feel like it could bug out
I don't know because trance like bans you from card draw right what if it's
it bugs out I'm not trying to test this game
let fucking amaz do it
uh let me think left or right I definitely need to get rid of that
cursed card
in my deck I still have that I think it's called debt yeah
That's got to go so an early store could be a play which would mean left
If I go left it's all monsters all the way up, which is cringe as fuck
In fact, I actually don't even get to fight an elite really until way the fuck up here. I'm gonna go right go to that shop
Okay, well instantly gonna play offer
Plus energy
Honestly trash hand
Whatever scroll of biting deals unblocked attack damage to you you lose to max HP
Okay, well, it's looking like a bludgeon angle for sure.
Removed.
How much do I heal?
I think I heal a little bit.
Do I care to block?
I don't know if I do.
Fuck it. Minus 1 HP per turn. Let's do a little block there. Screw it.
Surely I kill him really fast.
Fuck, I should not have popped that, it's gonna be minus health for sure.
Dang it, I thought I'd get more damage here.
Ugh!
Fuck the pyres, should be fine.
Alright, that's a big hand. We can work with this for sure.
Uh...
Wait, do I lose max HP forever?
Hopefully it's just this fight surely
Okay, thank God
Skip it's my first skip that I've done
You went from 88 to 86, so I did lose 2 max HP permanently?
Oh, fuck, okay.
Procure 3 foul potions.
Foul potions deals 12 damage to everyone, can be thrown at the merchant for 100 gold instead.
Yes.
Plus 100 gold, fuck yeah.
While crossing a rickety wooden bridge there is a sudden torrent of rain threatening you
on your journey.
I can remove crimson mantle or lose 3 HP and the card above is randomized to something
else.
Wow, that could actually cook a run so hard.
Hmm.
I mean, do I want to randomize it or remove it? I think it's a remove.
Alright, let's go shop.
All right, what do we have in here?
Whenever you draw a card containing Shrike, it is played at random, fuck that.
Gain energy for each attack in your hand.
Oh wait, start each combat with an additional energy?
That's big.
Whenever you rest a sight, start the next combat with additional two energy.
Don't I already have something like that?
Oh, I have the cheap version. Interesting.
You may choose any number of options at rest sites.
Well, I think Lantern is really big.
Uh...
What does it mean any number of options?
What does that mean?
Like as many as I want?
So I could rest and upgrade?
I don't know how much I care about that.
Maybe if I had, I remember there was one where you could dig at rest sites in Slay
the Spire 1.
If I had something like that, the value of 10 would go up, but I don't.
Master of strategy seems good too.
It's just free card draw for the cost of nothing.
Hmm.
is so OP. Expect a fight plus 10.
Bucket. Alright, y'all are sold on 10. Let's see if it's valuable.
I feel like you guys are high rated and you're used to like the game being hard.
It's not hard right now.
Let's draw three cards. I don't need to use bloodletting. Let's tremble and then battle
trance I think. I could also opt 6 HP. I'm just gonna battle trance. That's gotta be
enough cards. Expect to gain energy for each attack in your hand. One, two, three...
Yeah that's good. Oh it says four. Look at that. Well I wish I drew the free whatever
but I guess I just one tap this guy. Right? Good night. We just got fucking Thanosed.
Damn, look at my thorns!
Doing some work!
Alright, Thunder Cloud, Disbanded Least Dead.
Just one card and draw two.
Add a random attack into your hand.
It's free to play this turn.
Exhaust.
Okay.
I don't know what it's going to offer me, but I don't need to rest.
Let's kill the elite.
You have three bludgeons.
It's a random attack, though.
I don't think it's from my deck.
i think it's just all around random
do this is a terrible hand start
who this is gross
we have a fury warrior
arms wire or dk in a fucking
armless fuck
the least i was a week yet but it
I'd rather do single target.
I think I'm bludging this bat guy.
And then shield up.
Oh, Spectro Knight is alive. All your cards are ethereal.
Oh, fuck. Wait, I'm going to lose all of these cards.
Oh, I fucking stomped the wrong guy. Oh, shit.
And I'm gonna play this it's gonna give me three cards okay hold on I got I got to start thinking here
Things need to happen for sure
We're about to do some crazy shit my hand is full so I don't really want to draw cards yet
Thunderclap? I think this is a value card to press instantly. Draw three cards, gain
energy, ethereal. It's gonna cost me health, but I think it's worth. Is there anything
I should press beforehand? Stop drawing, stop drawing, caps lock. Okay, then what
What do I fucking play, you fucking fucks?
The fuck do I play?
Pire?
Yeah, maybe.
Then what?
Zero energy.
I'm gonna- I'm losing- I'm going to fucking overdraw.
It's going to happen.
like I burn one card if I play this I burn one card if I play this I'm just
gonna get higher going screw it bang we draw three you hold on gain energy big
Okay. I need to play a card here. Fuck it, I'm gonna shrug it off. Big stampede. Okay,
we got that rocking. Honestly, I might as well... Do I demon form here? But my energy.
kills the one in the middle? I don't think it does. I don't mind getting rid of some cards here.
It's a bloodletting angle for sure. Okay, big dismantle.
That's cringe. Do I have any AOE? Really? NONE?
Get off my screen. Fuck you.
I don't care if I lose cards, guys.
I just wanted to make sure that, you know, I get a good start here. I'm feeling good.
ATM. I don't think I deem informed.
I'm not banned from Cardra, alright. Okay, let's go ahead and
smack his ass. Infernal Blade?
Eeeeeeehh... fuck it.
Mangle!
Okay, free damn.
Sure, we'll take that.
I mean, I'm just gonna tremble his ass.
Keep that vulnerable, Rockin'.
Alright, goodbye, cards.
That's okay.
Okay, a little bit of card draw, a little bird swoop, a little stomp, a little mangle.
I'm banned from card draw because of the bullshit I did.
I didn't inflame either, my brain's off.
Stomped a 16.
That might kill him actually.
I don't know if it does, quite safe.
Bang, bang.
Really?
All right, the more you know, potion belt.
Five potion slots, that's huge.
Potion of binding apply one week and one vulnerable to all enemies.
Love that.
Mmm.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
Deal 21 damage to all enemies at the start of your turn.
Plays from the exhaust pile.
How does that body slam I don't think is good for me?
I don't really do a lot of block.
I guess thrash could be really good with how many bludgens I have right
Yeah, it's got I think so at this point so many bludgens I think we try and like buff that card up
But every you have no cards in hand during your turn draw a card, okay, I don't think that's ever gonna happen, but maybe once
Okay, big pyre start. I can work with that.
First things first, let's draw some cards. Okay.
The Owl Magistrate.
I don't know if that camp goes here, I guess.
Where does a fucking camera go? I don't hear.
No idea.
Definitely a pyrangle I think it's oh wait I forgot no I don't draw cards on that
defend top right every time I go top right I end up covering someone's
attacks it's kind of cringe okay draw three cards big that's a lot of bludgeon
on my screen I don't want to offering I lose six HP not worth it
Well maybe it is. Screw it. There's a big thrash. Okay. If I play that I'm gonna fucking
God my ebbs, I have too much card draw now. It is insane how much I have
Okay, we'll play that I
Don't want to exhaust that
bird swoop
Infernal blade you'll have a damage if you gain block
Remember you gain block this turn deal five damage enemy. Okay throw it in there gain a bunch of energy randomly
sure love that stomp more car draw I'm banned from car draw so bloodlettings
stone armor demon form
Okay, it just got the bludgeon just got added to my bullshit defend
Big thorn damn no card draw here
That's cringe.
Precies 50% less attack damage until it lands.
Get down from there.
An upgraded iron wave.
12 damage the next attack that you play cost zero.
That's pretty good.
Good value with my slams.
A lot of different angles for my bludgeon to really make them like high value.
Take Vambrace for a game piece, you turn a corner and suddenly a shadow figure is
standing there.
He pivots to face you, welcome, what are you trading?
The figure inquires as he flares open his cloak to reveal a slew of suspicious wares. I can take the top one
Whenever you play a power draw one card
The first time you gain block from a card each combat double the oh, okay, so I'm trading
Whenever you play a power draw a card all right
right. Player normal enemies drop an additional card reward. Eh. Eh, okay, whenever you rest
heal an additional 15. I mean, is this that big of a deal, guys? I can't fathom it being
a big deal here. I gotta rest there. I gotta rest there. Like, I'm already able to rest
and upgrade. I mean, honestly, I think I go here. The first time you gain block from a
card, each combat. Double the, was it one time? The first time you gain block. Three,
You never have zero cards.
I mean they're all worthless.
Two is awful.
Terrible choice.
Dude.
I swear one is better.
Fine.
I want more card draw
He'll six damage twice Exhaust or random cards, I dare this card
Upgrading the damage that is not a big deal
Let's do Infernal Blade, make the cost zero, yeah.
Go to the store, what do you got?
I am broke.
I can't afford to remove.
The rest was free.
Oh my god, you're right, it was.
Every three turn, fuck, I can't afford shit.
Whenever you lose HP on your turn, gain one strength.
Is it gain one strength for that turn or permanently?
Every time you play five cards in a single turn, deal 10 damage to all enemies.
That's disgusting.
What's that combat?
I should have bought potions, huh?
I'm gonna take that, fuck it.
I take a lot of damage by myself.
Alright, well, let's go ahead and draw.
Alright.
Let's draw more but that's the most I can draw here okay it's gonna be a demon form
angle for sure.
I think we just pop it instant.
One armor could also be a play, it's defense up a bit.
I just take this first hit, I think I do.
Enter.
Negate the next three debuffs.
Okay.
slam. Deal damage, you go to your block. Ew gross. At the end of your turn, yeah
that's really good to have going and then bloodletting as well. Okay, let's hurt
myself.
Let's play that. Put Stampede down. The next attack you play costs zero.
I'm thinking about do I want to put that into my thrash, or I just want to have it played for free
Definitely inflame here. I
Think I just fucking send it
It may be exhaust body slam
Okay, it's a lot of damage
Only you have the top imagine
It's a lot of burn if you under your turn if this is in your hand take two damage
Drive any card draw here god damn it. I guess pillage. Please give me some card draw
Actually, do I even want to use that yet?
I don't think I do.
Now let's throw this in there.
Fuck.
Screw it.
Okay, that's big.
I should have kept the strike, whoops.
Uhhh.
What the hell is this?
Alright, whatever, just blast him.
hitting for 40 at the moment. This is definitely a weakened angle. Oh my god. Fuck! I don't
want to talk about what just happened. Is there an undo button? What a misplay. Truly
a misplay oh wait this this does card draw okay hold on I think I tremble here
All right, draw, rage, this sucks, this really sucks.
You can kill.
You think I can kill him?
Probably next turn he dies.
Do I have my power at Stampede? It plays a random attack.
Hmm.
If I Pyre, that's nice. If I Strike, I have higher odds of hitting up a Bludgeon and just smacking the shit out of him.
Let's just Pyre, screw it. Bludgeon? Massive.
He's dead.
Do I heal to full?
I think I do.
Haring shield.
If you end a turn with at least 10 block, deal 6 damage to a random enemy.
Armaments.
Gain 5 block.
Upgrade a card in your hand.
Well, upgrading armaments is big.
There's no way I go for another bludgeon.
You guys are on fucking crack.
Okay, we upgrade armaments for sure.
Where is armaments?
And make sure I rest this time full HP
Right
Huh
It didn't even heal me
It did was oh, I thought it was higher health than that okay
All right
Boss time the queen
This enemy intends to attack. I don't see any passives. It's just summons. Okay
Whenever you lose HP you're turning
4 or 3 powering as it is for you to start. Okay
Well, it's definitely a pillage angle
Do I even bother with the fucking summons? Maybe I do. I feel like I'm gonna get overwhelmed
Okay, it's free demon form fuck it we get that rocking
I don't really want do I want to exhaust my bash maybe I do actually I think I do let's
Let's get this rock in. Let's defend.
I'm ramping at this point. I get strength every single turn from here on.
What the fuck did you do to me?
The first three cards drawn are affected with bound. Only one bound card can be played each turn.
Cards are unbounded in a turn.
Fuck you!
Okay, that's a bloodletting angle for sure. Give me my card draw.
Absolutely crazy. I think I play everything. Yeah, I literally just play everything here.
It doesn't die though, depression.
Just go face. I'm just worried he's gonna summon another bitch, you know?
Okay, this sucks
Dill 9 damage.
Yeah, fuck, I guess, whatever.
I'm at no energy, okay.
Those debuffs.
99 frail, 99 weak.
I mean, what?
That's crazy.
I'm taking 35 damage too!
What?
Is that already accounting for my vulnerable do I pyre here I'm wondering I think I do
I think I fire I'm going to take the hit we get this we get a free card
Free bludgeon here
It's gonna hurt hey coming in
Ow
All right
It's got to be a bird soup so I can draw three.
It's got to be a draw three angle.
The fuck is this?
There's some card draw.
Thank goodness.
Can I get some fucking defense here?
Do I just have to offering?
Not yet.
I have ten cards right now.
I think so.
No way I demon form.
Let's defend. Now I survive.
No, I won't survive though, fuck.
I survive if I don't press anything right now. I can just do damage, but...
It's iffy.
Demon form again? That's crazy to do.
You have rage?
Oh yeah.
Every attack I play, I heal, right?
Whenever you play an attack, this turn gain 3 block.
So if I offering, I lose 6 HP, but I just gotta play 2 cards.
I get it back. I think I offering here.
It hurts, but it is what it is.
Heals 19 damage, next attack you play is free.
Big.
Bang.
Bang.
We draw more.
Oh, this shit's bound, apparently.
You got a demon form? No, I do not.
Maybe I do.
These are some trash cards to be using here.
It's three strength per turn.
That's going to be what?
Plus three strength by the end of this fight?
Absolutely not.
I'm killing him next turn, man.
What are we talking about here?
Okay, this is garbanzo
He's not damaging me that's nice
It's definitely just fucking smack him just fucking smack him get out
Oh hell don't tell me so the Archdemons thrall has arrived threatened
You dealt 1280 damage the architect, but it wasn't enough you still haven't dealt a total of 1280 damage there
The architect still stands despite taking 64 million damage from all who have faced him.
Wasn't that how it was in Slay the Spire 1? Like you would face the heart,
you would do damage, but like it was locked.
And then eventually like after Early Access the keys came in and that's when he had to
farm the keys up in order to get past it.
Niau will now greet you at the start of each run.
Niau.
Five are waiting to be revealed. What is this? A battle pass? What's going on here?
The silence sneaks past gate words nice.
one strength for each vulnerable on the enemy, vulnerable enemies taking additional 25% damage
or deal 10 damage and double the enemies vulnerable damn fuck they're all so good I guess one isn't
that good but it's good when it pairs with the other two oh I just used gears get them all
Fuck, I thought I was playing a game. I was having to pick.
Heh heh heh.
Well, your HP is at or below 5% you have 3 additional strength.
Enemies with vulnerable take 75% more damage rather than 50.
Jeez. The first time you gain strength in each combat, double the amount gained.
Interesting relics here.
the packed sick art for centuries war rage we now are glad that I got a bubble
worker all cards containing strike gain one replay interesting you'll put 20%
max HP exhaust any number of cards in your hand
every 10 cards you draw gain one or gain energy why is it gray though it looks
different. Kill three overgrowth bosses. So there is multiplayer but Vicky said she wants
to play and figure the game out. She's not good at this fire. So she's doing fucking
Solo games I think. Let me go grab a drink
duo with grubby? uh no i'll duo with viki whenever she's ready but we're not able to play tonight i don't think she realized i have the uh
podcast tonight
i wonder if the silent is still gonna be busted as fuck
just stacking poison
The first three card words you see are upgraded the first treasure chest that you open is empty
I can remove one card from my deck or I can gain a hundred and fifty gold
I'm gonna be sacking a relic I bet three is good
Look at your chat mom
No, I'm okay.
Honestly, 150 gold.
So plus one relic in a store, essentially.
150 gold goes a long way.
Honestly, car removal goes a long way, too.
I think three. I'm gonna do three.
Just gotta make sure whatever items I pick are, you know, real good.
Oh.
There's an elite here on the left. I go elite there. I have to avoid that but then I get
that one, fuck. There's also an elite here.
Let's go here, let's go mid.
This enemy intends to apply a debuff to you.
I just do damage who feel to damage apply one week I remember neutralize gain
eight block discard a card all right discard that sure why not I'm extremely
small. This is cringe. Alright. They make me spam defend out here. Alright. Hmm. I think
Leg sweep is really good. What is the non-upgraded? Okay.
Also, backflip is really good. The upgraded version's kind of whatever.
Maybe I skewer. Why don't I try this out?
I feel like it doesn't build into anything good though, but fuck it. Let's just try. I never play like
Like, deal whatever X times, I'd ever play those cards.
Maybe it's good or early in it, shit later it might be.
Transform a card in your deck or upgrade a card in your deck.
Um, is neutralized worth upgrading?
I feel like it actually might be.
I think it is.
Gamble?
The first three card rewards you see okay, so if I buy these cards it will not upgrade them fuck
Shiv build apply five poison
Gain 4 block and draw a card.
Ooh.
That's basically just a free 4 block when you draw it.
I don't have any shivs, so this would be a worthless card for the time being.
Let's get rid of a...
Honestly, I'm gonna get rid of a strike.
Seed.
That is a lot of cards I just drew.
The fuck?
What is this turn? What is this hand?
What?
What?
Alright.
I mean, honestly, I'm just gonna throw that over there, and I'll kill him later.
I'll just draw neutralize again and kill him look at your draw pile fucking dude. What are the odds?
That is crazy!
Ugh!
Alright now I draw the neutral eyes and I'll kill this fuck on the left.
Get off my screen.
Defend one time. Strike. Strike.
Big upgrades here.
Flick Flak.
Or do I like deadly poison?
You'll ate damage for each attack already played this turn.
I mean it's either poison build or shiv build.
This is AOE, this is more...
Yeah, whatever, poison.
Sly build is super good.
What is sly?
Oh, this.
Oh, you're right.
If this card is discarded from your hand before the end of your turn, play it for free.
Wait a second, so I could play the um...
Like if I put survivor on it and I discard it, it just plays it.
Let's go flick-flack.
Let's try that.
Okay, we got a little upgrade here.
I guess we'll upgrade survivor let's make sure we hit that a lead-up
Okay 20 damn love that
I mean does it even matter here?
He's not attacking me, it just doesn't matter.
Draw skewer please, thank you for tonight.
Okay this is my last free upgrade.
Fuck, look at all the shivs, man!
Ahhhh!
Add four shivs into your hand, reduce this card's cost by one.
I remember Shiv build was bad in Slay the Spire 1 because of literally just one boss.
One boss had a mechanic where if you played 10, every like 12 cards you played would end
your turn.
And it would actually carry over to the second round.
So if you played six cards and then five cards and then the next turn, you're only allowed to play one card.
And it completely fucked shit build.
I don't know if that's gonna be in this game again.
Uh, a boss that completely counters a build.
How many skills do I have?
Seven damage for each skill in your hand.
Oh man.
Shifts are considered attacks. You know you want to shiv. I fucking do, man. I fucking do want to shiv so hard.
Fuck it, let's shiv. I'm shiv'ing so hard. Up my sleeve.
It's a terrible card right now.
I'm probably never going to play it, but it's going to build into some cool shit.
I should have taken three, I think that was safer, but whatever.
Whenever you play a card, this enemy receives 10% more damage from attacks this turn.
Okay, I think striking is the play here.
I was hoping that maybe would do something, alright.
Ship goes pretty hard here, true.
Okay, I've gotta play.
This enemy intends to use a buff.
Oh wait, it's 10% more damage from attacks this turn.
Oh, okay.
Well, there's a lot of shivs, so we're gonna bang, bang, bang, bang.
Bang.
Bang.
Eh.
Have you ever tried a Nazca game called the Bazaar?
I have.
Very similar to Slay Spire and has a lot of new comfort.
Uh, I have played it.
it's a cool game the fuck was that
animation you see that shit they see me
for 18 again
okay take Susan Moore so it's gonna do
nine. I mean he's just gonna have to hurt me here. Do I have anything to use here?
Carla, those cards they're free. Gain four block draw card gain 30 block you
cannot block from the or from cards for two turns. Let's use that you know.
Panic button sure no problem. I shouldn't need to block. He dies next
turn. Shirley, right? Yeah, we're just skewering, he does.
Gain five strength, at the end of your turn, lose five strength. I guess you lose what
you gain, not a big deal. Okay. That's huge. Shift build is locked in. Plus one to all
Shives yes Viagra fuck damn it now wants me to go poison build whenever an
attack deals unblocked damage apply one poison every three times you apply
poison to 11 enemies I guess we'll do invent them that's good with poison or
with shivs that works kind of
oh shit flick flak is removed from your deck
or lose 3 HP and the card above is randomized so I'm losing flick flak
there's no way around it let's gamble
I didn't think it would do this what what did it turn into oh my god it
randomizes the one up okay fuck you fuck you okay we lost the defend worth it oh
I thought it would rate like completely change it to a new card that's an empty
chest, I forgot about that.
Okay, I'm taking 8 damn here.
No problem, I'll survivor it, so...
I can't use skewer if I want to use flick flak.
It's definitely a strike-strike to survivor angle.
Strike to the strike to the survivor to the bang to the bang. I take no damn we love this
No you survivor into skewer
For some reason I thought in my head that when I use survivor it ends my turn.
You're right.
You're just, you're very right.
It's very annoying.
Well this is an interesting choice I have to make here.
I think I shiv.
This isn't going to be a long fight.
Do I shrink here?
Is this a hard fight?
No, this is not.
There's no way I use shit here.
I kill him next turn.
Okay, next turn.
Draw three cards and discard one card.
I kind of like acrobatics.
Predator, what is this upgrade?
I like three more
Enchanted card was shown the first time you play this card in combat gain
That's energy, right
Hmm the first time you play this in combat
Honestly, putting that on up my sleeve is pretty good. That essentially makes the cost to one.
Which I kind of like. In Venom 2, in Venom Works, all of it works. It's plus one energy essentially.
Or I could put it dude I could put it on neutralize and that's plus one energy
That's also a play
Yeah, that's a little more
What if I will see it's fine
Uh, ooh, these guys are annoying as fuck.
I don't like them.
I need some AoE.
Where's my flick flak?
Alright, let's remove this middle guy, I think.
Actually, I don't know if I can.
14.
Yeah, I'd have to use three strikes to finish him, unless I pop a strength pot.
Little awkward. You get plus one. I'm aware. I know.
Yeah, I'm only able to kill one of them, no matter what. So I think I just go over here.
We remove that and then we just defend.
This is the best turn I can do.
Okay, now I gotta remove that far right one.
Draw three cards and discard a card.
I think this is gonna be a high value spell here because it's gonna be able to proc
the Slippery's.
have to discard something flick-flack oh okay well there you go it's gone now
not ideal but whatever I wish I could have used that as damage not the break
bullshit four shibs four times four at 16
man
How is there any way I can kill both in safe health?
I don't know.
I can strength pot, and then that would definitely make it happen.
Is it worth?
Let me think about math here, hold on.
If I do that strength pot, well he dies already as is actually.
Oh wait, he already dies.
Wait.
Oh I still definitely have to use this pot.
I'd have to flex potion for it, I think.
Or no, I'd have to strength pot.
I think I'll keep the flex potion. I think that's a better CD for the ship build.
Gain four block, next turn gain another four block.
Follow through, deal eight damage to all enemies. If the last card you played was a skill,
apply too weak to all enemies. Follow through seems really good.
Acrobatics also seems good to have more of those.
I think I like weakening. I'm gonna get follow through.
God damn. Alright. Add three shivs into your hand. Exhaust.
Ooooo.
And there's accuracy too. Shit.
Yeah, maybe I just get accuracy.
But then I would- I- I guess I can get carbon for later.
God, every time you play three attacks in a single turn, gain four blocks.
These are so good.
Let's get accuracy.
What is the upgraded version of this? Four shaves cost one.
I really gotta keep my deck small.
My goal is to be going, like, to play up my sleeve over and over and over and over again.
Um, so right now I really just need to do card removal.
Oh, it's the same boss.
Okay, well, I gotta kill him quick.
I definitely need to get this got going.
Um, but I also need to start playing this so it gets cheaper.
Fuck.
Man, how did I not draw my neutralize?
Are you kidding me?
put an exhaust and also give shapes but for cheaper to the ship stay in my hand
it would fuck my car draw wouldn't it
hey he's gonna put status cards I want to use accuracy and then just fucking hit
him punch him they exhaust okay I didn't know that
Well, let's weaken him.
Let's get Invenom going.
He do be attacking me for 12, so a little bit of defense.
I'm pretty racked up right now.
I've got my accuracy going.
I've got my Invenom going.
Whenever you deal unblocked attack damage, apply one poison.
Excellent.
parasite killed. This is a skewer angle.
Hmm. Okay, well, I'm infected.
Let's survivor and let's get rid of flick-flack get some armor going.
I wish I didn't get rid of flick-flack.
I forgot that it's an AoE pull.
Love that for me.
There's my shivs, uh, they should do pretty good damn too.
Let's play that.
Nine damage exhaust.
Do I just flex potion and call it a day?
think I fucking do. Oh my god. Okay, good night. Good night.
It's weak in him, strike him, strike that.
Inventum did nothing.
I really gotta ramp it up.
At the start of your third turn, gain three energy.
Okay.
Bull of Time sucks for me.
Ugh, I get deadly poison.
You cannot draw additional cards this turn.
All cards in your hand are free to play this turn.
It's a skill, and then it's going to keep shuffling through my deck and be super annoying.
Yeah, I think it's a skip.
I actually skipped there, ugh.
Alright, what are we upgrading? Invenom.
Doubles of value, accuracy.
Invenom could be good on a boss fight.
I think Invenom.
Rest for the boss? Nah.
I'm gonna go Invenom.
Well this is new.
Fuck.
The fuck is this turn?
Yeah, let's get accuracy going.
See a little neutralize, let's get the energy, let's get them shivs rocking.
Make that cheaper bang bang bang I wish I hadn't been
Really really crazy
If last card you played okay, so I can weaken him
Definitely want to do that
Let's defend again, take zero damage here.
Ooh, plus two strength.
The first time the ceremonial B's HP reaches 150 or below, it becomes stunned and loses
all of its strength.
okay writing that down
let's get in bed and look at that energy
but skewer
down
that's my turn three chandelier baby
okay we play this look at that in Venom
I'm ringing was I mean you can only play one card this turn are you kidding me oh
Oh my god 10 damage or defend let's just defend here
Three energy so it's 33 damage
33 to 40 that goes to 50
plus six. If I use skewer, I'm pretty sure this bitch ends up at one HP after the poison procs.
Let me think. So 33 plus six because of three inventive hits. So that's 39. 39 plus 17.
yeah it's one off no you had more poison okay I did the math it's one off
lethal
so what I think I do is I defend and I
I'll just add a week, why not, whatever.
It's fine, you'll kill her right after- yeah, I kill her right here.
She dies.
Plus 5 HP.
Unless there's a phase 2 or a 3, okay we're good.
on. The Hunt. Deal 10 damage. If fatal, gain an additional card reward. Deal 10 damage to
all enemies. Repeat this effect for each enemy killed or enemy loses x strength and apply
x week exhaust I think three is insane I think it actually is yeah I just nerf
some for the entire fight is it not you need a we I kind of have some a we do
why not? I got flick flak bro. Two is better for trash clear.
If I see a good Malay's angle, Manay's angle, I'm gonna be so mad at y'all.
If you end your turn with Unspent Energy, gain an additional 2 Energy, next turn.
Enchant All Defense with Goopy.
This card gains exhaust when played permanently increase this card's block by one.
But it has exhaust, interesting.
The first time each combat you end your turn without playing cards.
Exhaust your hand and take an extra turn.
to your hand, but I have to like not play anything. So I have to get an entire hand
of shit that I want to exhaust. Honestly, Pale's tears seems kind of good. It's a hand
reroll. No, it's not. It's a hand removal. Because it exhausts them. What if I have
a hand of like six cards that I really like, and I only like one of them. One of them
really good but I can't do anything with the other five. I'm gonna have to remove
that one really good card if I want to re-roll.
Then again it could also be good what if I have a hand of just a bunch of like
curses and shit I'm like this is awful boom and my turn gone they're removed.
I think one is the easiest to play
One's pretty easy I'm gonna go one
Just don't spend one energy and I gain energy
What are we looking at here the shop is on the right I
I do like shops, but I also like these question marks. Let's go left.
Ugh, I hate these fucks.
Well,
We got an echoing slash. Hold on, hold on. If I can get one of these guys low enough to get to 9 HP,
I could pop echoing slash and just cook all of them.
So 5 damage, 5 plus 7.
Actually maybe I could shiv, hold on, 4 shivs, that's 16 damage.
Yeah, I think 16 damage puts me in the right spot here.
shiv the shiv the shiv that's nine he dies it goes again massive damn and then we shiv
and then we fuck it just hit that guy cook them oh my god they're all dead
It just went crazy.
Deal 20 damage, next turn draw two cards.
Whenever you draw a card during your turn,
deal three damage to all enemies.
And it's upgraded.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I like Speedster.
I need more acrobatics.
Heal 20 HP, add a Metamorphosis,
at three random attacks into your draw pile.
No, lose 9 HP, remove a card from your deck.
Let's remove, this is good.
Let's get rid of...
It's a strike.
I think I got rid of a strike here.
Interesting little bug. This enemy intends to apply afflictions on your cards. Tries to
escape the combat after five turns. I should kill them before them, surely. Okay, let's
Let's get some shivs going with these.
Gain five decks, draw three cards.
This might be a speed potion.
Five decks here.
Read, read.
Remember your relics.
What, what?
Oh, you're right.
I'll have two energy next turn. You're fucking right.
I'll space out on that.
Hmm.
So that'll give me ten block.
Is this like a war fight or anything? No, this is nothing.
Am I just gonna have to take this damage? I think I do.
I hate that.
Fuck it. I'll take seven damn for an extra energy next turn.
But he just... he just took my card. You bastard.
Well, my shibs do a lot of damn here, so...
I
Get down or damn more damn
perceived suicide and less damage from attacks deal attack damage five times to
stun it or I just fucking kill it good night didn't save a minute didn't matter
whenever you draw a car oh I got my car back right
Big shivs upgrade.
Double accuracy.
Start each combat with an additional energy too.
You can also double rest.
That would be good healing, which I kind of need.
But I think land turns a play.
And the start of your turn, draw one card and discard one card.
That's also really good.
He dance three shibs to my hand.
Exhaust.
That's not that good.
I'm taking lantern.
Bigelit.
He's hitting me for 21 at the moment.
I'm not liking my hand, either.
Draw three cards.
Let's do it.
Okay.
Um...
Hmm.
Ah!
I'm definitely gonna have to defend.
Didn't speedster before drawing?
I don't think I wanna speedster here.
It's not that good for a single target.
One of this enemy is hit by an attack, add one daze into your- oh fuck.
Oh, that cooks me.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I do think Inventum's gonna do some work.
Do I just take this damage and just go down to one energy and then save it for turn two
because there's not a lot of goodies I can do here.
Or maybe I just invent them and then I defend here.
i think i just defend
accuracy no i don't think i use accuracy yet
i think i save the energy for the next turn, oh no you're right
it is really good to just get it going
do i gain two energy next turn? yeah i gain an entire energy, nah fuck it
No, it's- it's save the energy.
Okay, this is a cringe ass fucking turn for sure.
Ugh! Why would I-
Ugh!
What am I gonna do here?
I don't even wanna use neutral- I fucking have to, I feel like.
God damn it, even-
Egg-more energy I don't fucking need.
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck it, this is putting an echoing bullshit in my inventory, but there's all my days is
god.
8 energy.
I'm just gonna try and get the poison racked up, and Venom's just gotta do stuff.
Sending me for 21.
Two days is in my pile now?
Dude! I'm actually so cooked.
Worth it, fuck it.
I need healing bad. It is so ugly out here.
Can I draw something useful in the world?
Something useful.
Hey, up my sleeve. 13 damage each. Get off my fucking screen.
Oh
Regular enemy combats are no longer encountered in question mark rooms. Okay
At the start of your turn add a shiv to your hand fuck it
You can get rid of daze is by not playing any card, bro
So you're so smart what the fuck you should like I don't know cure cancer or something
Are you here in the slave the spire section teaching so the spire people how to play
What do you something useful?
Choose two of eight random common cars at your deck lose 40 HP, but gain the chosen cheese
When the hell can I heal?
Now here's what I could do, okay?
So I could go to 2 HP, alright?
I go to the question mark, I don't know what's going to be there.
I go to the chest, I don't know what's going to be there.
I heal the fuck up at the campfire for a little bit of health.
I go to the elite, I one shot it, normal fight one shot it, another elite one shot it, store
and then I heal again.
Surely that's how that'll play out, right?
Alright, two HP gaming.
Squash your deck, deal 10 damage, apply 2 vulnerable, deal 3 damage, 4 times to all enemies.
I think I like the vulnerable.
Oh, but the poise- that'll actually go well with my poison stacking.
Alright, I didn't think about that.
Okay, we got thorns.
All right, we hit this shit up. It's a it's a heal angle plus 20 health
That's enough for the elite
It's surely it's not that hard the first time infested prism takes attack damage is turn the attacker gains one energy
Huh
Well
He's hitting me for 22, I survived that.
That's cringe.
Not what I wanted, TBH.
Okay, we'll get that rockin'.
Honestly, it's a defend angle for sure.
Or maybe I attack and I gain one energy, right?
Is that how that works?
Yes, each turn. Okay, cool.
And then I defend.
Okay, all right take a little damage here we got plus one shiv double accuracy taken 16 damn
Hold on big play here
Save one energy. No, no, no, no, no
I accuracy I accuracy and
Then I shiv
Gives me one energy back and then I up my sleeve and then I send all the shives into him in one turn crazy shit
One HP though I will not kill him this turn
Accuracy accuracy shiv plus one energy up my sleeve shiv shiv shiv shiv
Didn't do as much as I thought it would I have one HP now
This is not ideal
So that's that's game there's there's no way around this here it's this game
Seven energy though pretty cool
What happened to the plan?
It didn't go to plan.
Clearly, failed miserably.
I don't really care about looking at what's in here. I'll just see it in the store.
Big art.
Bubble bubble.
Poison has triggered one additional time.
What?
If the enemy has poison, apply nine poison.
What does retain?
Apply seven poison snake bite.
Interesting.
Whoa the numbers Mason
Again.
Did it again.
Hang on.
Oh, new character.
to the throne of stars wields cosmic powers but his minions do the work
I mean I think I try this new character hello
gain one card reward and procure one random potion adds
Niau's fury to the deck deal 10 damage put two random cards from your discard pile into your hand
Transform one of your strikes and one of your friends lose 10 max HP
I'm already at 75 health that's fucking low as shit
I mean now it's very seems fine, but let's see what we get
Rot it on he gets read those bitch
Rot and roar deal seven damage and forge five the first time you forge each combat add sovereign blade into your hand as additional damage
and sovereign blade
Gain 11 block next turn gain for block I
Don't know how this character works. I'm just gonna queue it up here. I
So look at it stuff proceed we go
Okay, damn I am so pompous and okay deal seven damage apply one week and one
That's a good ass fucking card, jeez.
Sovereign Blade doesn't seem that good.
It's 5 damage per energy.
Huh.
Huh. You buff it though. Alright. Let's test it out.
Wait, now it does 15.
So Forge, I see.
Damn, this thing is still here.
Let's just gain some blocks here and let's try.
I mean, it's a triple strike angle for sure.
So let's see now.
Oh, what?
Now, so now it does 20, so forging 5, it just keeps going up and up and up.
Huh?
I don't have enough stars, huh?
Your current star count, the region's cards may require stars to play.
Oh, so I have a whole additional resource I didn't know about.
Interesting.
Okay, let's defend up.
Okay, this is... I gotta think here. Next turn, gain energy and a star, retain your hand this
turn. So I keep my hand, but that gives me star and energy back deals two additional
damage for all cards that have a star cost. I think it's a three angle. I definitely want
go left to get that elite on the left there yeah let's go left whoa lose a hundred gold
but transform two cards let's do it I'm just not gonna have any strikes or defense here
Okay, so let's do my...
Fuck back here.
So let's do my deal 6 damage 3 times.
And then I got Crest and Spear, deal 6 damage, 2 additional for everything that costs up.
I don't really...
I only have 2 cards that cost mana or whatever.
a card for dude zero strikes zero defense what is happening
there I'm so fast when you get cards with that cost I bet it does
I guess we'll do this.
Okay.
I'm fucking puny.
Rot in war.
Alright.
Falling star.
This cost two- I was gonna say it's super OP but it cost two star, man, I would've fucking
shit.
I
Chew
What the fuck
Hidden cash gain one star next turn gain three stars
Or cloak of stars gain seven block
Fuck it. Let's take this.
Fill all the stars, baby.
All the stars. Can I have more than three stars?
Checking. I can't. I think I can have as many as I want.
There's no cap to this. Interesting.
Also, I will say this Crescent Spear is ramping. It's already at 10 damage.
It's pretty fucking good.
We absolutely smack him here.
Sovereign Blade is not worth using until I forge a little bit more.
Maybe a forge build is good too.
Hey, hit him with that. Hit him with this.
I'm gonna hit and cash this motherfucker. Strike this bitch.
I have 7 stars now.
Sovereign Blade now does 20 or 30.
Even with a small deck with rampart, yeah, no, I'm not sure what direction to go.
I could do more rot in war, but this is like really energy training.
Because the Sovereign Blade costs two and this costs one.
And it's just all my energy.
Maybe it's good, fuck it, let's keep forging.
Let's go campfire, I have no gold.
upgrade a bitch okay goes to forge 7 that's one extra star not that good not
that good plus one star on that another plus one star increases the damage man I
guess Crescent spear is probably the best those three additional damage it's
It's all just damage.
Fuck it, let's upgrade the spear. I think I'm going to go a forge build.
I mean, I'll play what it gives me, but it's looking like a forge build.
Okay, Rotten War. Let's start ramping my blade up here so that...
Oh wait, no, it's an AoE fight.
I forget.
I don't think I have any AoE.
I think Crescent Spear kills it.
Okay.
That's crazy.
Really?
Minus 12.
feel 20 damage I mean there's really not much of a point in making this do
more but this gives me an energy and a star I think I get this rock in here
but then I can't feel six damage three times that's 18 let's just let's do
That's a better better play
12 damn sovereign blade does 20
Man I'd like to remove this middle one, but it's awkward health
I was gonna forge one more time before I go for that
Screw it.
We'll do that.
Snack them. Snack them.
Minus health. God, this infection is so cringe.
Okay.
Ooh, at the start of your third turn, gain three energy. That's big.
Yeah, we love that.
Whenever you spend stars gain to block for each star spent that's actually pretty
good. I think I kind of like child of the stars.
Well that was an elite, yeah.
I want to go to another elite.
I think I go right.
Whatever.
Okay, I'm taking 8 damage here.
Okay let's forge a little bit.
I don't think I want to use my sovereign blade yet.
Do I defend here?
I feel like I do.
Okay, now I gain whatever bullshit we'll go here a lot of energy
Or give me even more shields
Yeah, you gotta manage these two currencies. I'm just doing such a bad job at it
He's not attacking me now. We love that
Okay
Ooh
Forge 10 next turn gain an energy that's pretty good
Fuck it, I'm a Forge main.
Bro, it's your first time and your brain isn't the best in the first place.
Okay, chatter. Alright.
Whenever an enemy dies, gain 1 energy and draw a card. Love that.
Helps me with AoE.
I really want to heal, but at the same time...
I really want to upgrade some stuff here.
Okay, I'm resting. Maybe I'll get some, like,
Panache or the one that upgrades everything.
Maybe that's in the game.
I guess I'm going to kill this fucking fruit.
Ow.
It's wild.
Eh.
Shia LaBeouf is posting.
That's good.
We love that.
Convergence.
He'll six damage three times.
12.
I'm taking five, damn.
I'm really slow to find out what I can play typically it's easier when it's just
hey all my energy but now there's like this star mechanic fuck I guess I haven't
finished stars I shouldn't even really look at it and this is big that gives me
a lot of armor just six years ago I was 15 refined blade I guess I refined the
blade let's do some more damage let's refine the blade oh my god it's
It's getting massive.
I think I could have killed it if I wasn't bad.
I spaced out.
Yeah, I sp- why did I just shield?
I don't know why I did that.
Oh, excuse me.
He died.
God damn it.
God dammit.
Triple your block.
14 damage to all enemies and it only cost stars. That's huge. I need more star spenders big
Do I go elite?
Yes, I do
See there's other astral poles 14 to all enemies love that
Fuck it, we ins- Yeah, we insin- we hit that.
I am taking some damn here.
Uh...
I'm taking 14 damage total.
If I double block, I take 4 damage.
I don't think it's worth using anything here.
End turn.
I
Minus four
Big damn. That spear is doing more and more damage too.
This bitch should die here, surely.
How do I fucking... can I not attack with my sword? I guess it shuffles. I have to draw
Sovereign Blade.
Click on it.
But I can't use it.
I still have to draw the card I think.
Feel 30 damage if this kills an enemy, gain 5 stars.
Fucking god.
I mean it's a lot of star fucking thing in the jigs.
good is it like I have too many too many stars three does have a card draw
that's nice all right elite with 24 health
Okay, let's refine my blade here.
He's not attacking me.
I don't think I care to spin my stars on that.
Gain more stars.
Go ahead and smack him a little bit.
damage in and turn your journey ends here 21 damage now nice
Alright, hopefully I can sovereign blade and just smack him real hard, I don't know, 25?
That one taps me.
I can also dex potion here, that'll be 10 block.
Yeah, I think it's a speed potion angle.
I don't think I kill him, so.
Read the mob's mechanic, LOL. Well, filtered orange.
I know what this boss does. I'm fully aware. This is my third run
Choose a card to put on top of your draw pile sure should die here
Whetstone upon pickup upgrade to random. What did I just upgrade? Hold on who rotten war?
Was it double rotten war upgrade?
Okay.
Deal seven damage to all enemies.
All enemies lose one strength this turn.
Whenever you create a card gain three block I only create one card. That's my sword, right?
Hmm one for sword
Yeah, that could be good I'm with that
Okay, this is an AoE fight.
Astra Pulse is so good.
Oh my god.
Look at the value of this card.
God, I'm just gonna...
Yeah, we go ahead and play that.
Sure.
Jeez.
Okay, let's get my sword out.
I mean that's annoying whatever
Oh yeah, whenever an enemy dies gain one energy and draw a card, forgot about that.
three cards choose a skill in your hand and play it three times a skill and play
it three times how much does that cost six stars
interesting
that's pretty good that's pretty good do I rest before the boss will I upgrade draw
5 cards choose a skill in your hand play it three times
Photon cut is another card draw
The fine blades also pretty good greed so you can die again
Why don't y'all go fucking sell some computers or fucking some God did don't you have work to do?
Isn't the cost of RAM like five thousand dollars for like half of one
Shouldn't like you be doing stuff. I don't know yeah
Fuck it draw five cards we're hitting that shit cost time 24 HP. I've got it's an aoe fight. I'm dead
didn't expect that one. Whenever you spin stars gain block, yes. Gain 11 block, extra
and gain 4. That's pretty good. Let's go ahead and gain that block. I don't think I spend
my stars here. No, not now. Minus two.
Hmm, I gotta start killing stuff. I gotta kill these ads first, I think.
triple your block gain to energy I think it's definitely gonna be an energy gain
angle. Let's hit this front fuck.
Yeah, I'm just gonna take damage here.
Uh, I don't have a lot of block that I can triple. What is that?
4, 11. I'm taking 19 damage.
Yeah, I feel like tripling my block is not- I don't get value here.
Next turn, maybe.
Do some damn.
Gain some stars.
Ow.
Alright, what do we got?
Did I still not draw my fucking legendary? Are you kidding me? I saved up for this. Do I have any card draw?
What the fuck?
Okay I'm taking nine damage that literally kills me. This guy dies for sure.
Wait a second. Do I have to use my sovereign blade on this seven health
fucker I think I do I have no other damage I can do here to remove him or
maybe what I do is I triple block here plus five that goes to 15 now I'm gonna
to have to do it. That just feels... oh hold on. Love that for me. Cool. I don't think I
use it though. I want to keep my stars.
Question is, do I triple block here? Is this the end?
I don't think I triple block here. I think I save it.
stars for more block oh fuck thank god you're right I forgot about that okay
and turn
okay so alive still cooking it
yeah I need two stars here that's fucking crazy that I'm literally one up
yeah I'm literally one off
I was gonna take the damn minus one
He buffed their strength, of course he fucking did.
Why are y'all question marking?
I could have gotten six stars and played Legendary, how?
You had a game block and star.
You could have put it on the top of your deck.
But I had no card draw.
So how would I have gotten it?
Okay, moving on.
This guy's hitting me for 8, he's hitting me for 10.
I gotta be careful here.
draw a card. A card to put on top of my draw pile, huh? This, I guess, considering whatever.
Okay, big damn. He dies now. If I have a fine blade, I should probably just use this
here. Let's weaken him for sure. Nice.
Well, this is a free energy. Just hit him.
Fuck it. Damage, especially while he's fucking weakened.
Yes.
It's gonna be for 10 again.
It's a little awkward, because he kills me, I might- I think I've got- I have to double
defend here.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Hold on, let me think.
There's no way I trip a block here.
I think I take it, even though I'm weakened.
Spending stars does not give block.
Spending stars does.
Can I get my fucking draw?
Dude.
Gain 11.
Oh here we go.
11 block and I can triple it.
It's gotta be a glitter stream angle.
And I think I might have to triple block
This spins some stars hold on okay now I'll have two HP afterwards
Lots
And turn hopefully I get some type of block that I can triple next turn
Okay, here we go. He's not attacking me this turn. All right big damn. I think he's dead
Let's make him vulnerable and then bang
Easy clear
No problem
retain your hand for two turns interesting and I saved that southern
blade now deals damage to all enemies bro what all right we're cleaving dude
My sovereign blade is the biggest blade
God
Hold on I healed the full love that
Enchant all strikes your deck with some bullshit
They gain
Costs zero and gains eternal cannot be removed or transformed from your deck
Okay, so they start to caught, literally I have one strike.
Okay, horrible. At the start of your turn, exhaust the top card of your draw pile and gain one
strength. Exhaust the top card of your draw pile. That sounds miserable to deal with.
Obtain four wax relics. Every three combats here left most wax relic will melt away.
There's a wax relic.
I guess three will give me some temporary power.
Yeah, I guess I'll just take, let's see.
Upon pickup, obtain four wax relics, every three combat to your left most wax relic.
Oh, they're all different.
Okay.
Okay, oh fuck I got to think about order here
All right, I definitely want the flower to be at the end so we're good
I'm looking at elites.
If I go mid, I can double elite, so let's go mid.
Okay.
We got this is the guy that tunnels underground.
I don't have those stars.
Game 2.
Alright, there's no way I can play decisions decisions.
Unfortunately.
Retain it? It should be.
I think everything just retains.
With my relic that I have.
Or something that I have, I swear.
Add some perma fucking retain thing.
Here's the seeking edge, this turns it, forge 7, you know, I'll take it, whatever.
Uh, what skill do I want to play three times?
Hidden cash?
So next turn I'm gonna have like 12 fucking stars
Forge law, but you int oh
Maybe I should have used that before I forged that way I could have forged three times. Oh
Man my sovereign by would have been disgusting you're right
But I do a lot of stars now, so we love that
Fuck it, just smack him.
I'll draw it again later, and turn.
God!
Okay.
God.
Okay.
Okay, we weak him.
He's hitting pretty hard at the moment.
I don't like that.
Nine damage three times.
And he's done.
Get fucked.
No attack for you, bro.
turn I like this class is sick I suck at it but it's fucking cool whenever you
play sovereign blade game six block perry huh I feel like my deck might be a
a little too big
no thy place apply one week and one vulnerable
it's a big deck it costs zero though i like that
i like that
uh... bigger deck here we go
All right, well these guys cannot take more than 9 damage.
Okay.
Well I'm taking 11.
I don't have any way to play decisions.
Retain your hand for two turns. Doesn't this class already retain? Am I crazy?
Maybe not.
You can use decisions. How? How would I possibly use it here?
Oh my god, you're right. I forgot this gives me one energy. I can. You're right. Bang bang into decision. You're right.
I think I'm on a glitter stream.
Yeah, I don't care about Sovereign Blade here, the damage is already capped out.
Okay, I will buff it though, sure.
turn. Good news is I have shield for this turn and the next turn. Like I'm chilling.
Uh, this damage is already capped. So... Big nine across the board. Uh, okay, you're
dead they're hitting me for 18 right now I actually kind of hate that fuck minus one
Why not kill the attackers because I'm braindead?
Let's play it all. God, I'm so bad at figuring out what to play.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Deal 18 damage, next turn, gain 3 energy.
I don't think I care too much about that all of this is just what does vigor do your next
attack deals additional damage I could buff my sovereign blade imagine that and then it
That turns AOE.
Hmm.
You are doing fine, bud.
Am I?
Am I?
Skip.
Skip all that.
No question, Mark.
Lose 5 HP, choose one of two doll relics.
Lose 15 HP.
one of three. Let's do two. Mr. Struggles, at the start of your turn, deal damage equal
to the turn number to all enemies. For Bing Bong, whenever you add a card to your deck,
add one additional copy. I mean, my deck is already big. What would I be adding here?
I'm thinking one.
I wonder how many dolls there are.
Okay, Sovereign Blade is now AoE.
I am taking 22 damage here.
If Baalbug attacks are fully blocked, it becomes stunned.
I don't think I can block that.
Unless I triple my block here, I think I'd do that
Yeah, triple the block send it
Uh, 17 damage to everyone? That's not bad.
But I think I save it for now. I think I use a Crescent Spear. I think I use this.
Honestly, I think I use that too and I just end turn.
So why was this retained? I thought...
I know the Sovereign Blade retains, but I didn't know Crescent Spear, Lloyd. What the fuck's going on?
the card that I played oh I played a card that made things retain this is how
clueless I am I played convergence okay yeah I don't even fucking read the
bottom of that
Hmm. Definitely going to be looking here at Astral Pulse.
Liking that a little too much. We're going to play this to give me my stars back.
Play some decisions.
Let's go ahead and play this a bunch of times, which is going to buff my sovereign blade
to do 26 damage to literally everyone.
And then let's fucking play it, I guess.
Bang.
Uh, and then I can...
Press the spear and photon cut.
damn whenever you play a card this turn gain one strength 17 block block attack
damages reflected to your attacker
reflect seems pretty good too it's pretty cheap and it cost stars I kind of
like that what the fuck
Wax relics are leaving soon one of them is actually one of them did leave it's
gone oh this fuck whatever okay whenever I hit him with an attack I added days to
my pile fucking mother fuck okay let's get this power going apply one week in
vulnerable it's weak in him fuck you
Let's get this out of my fucking board I'll press the spear sure and then let's AFK
ooh let's see what I get one of three it's free this turn this is nice
No 70 damage, choose a close card of your hand, add a copy of that card to your hand.
I think I get more of the heirloom hammer.
Oh.
Okay.
Double blade it up.
I guess our forging here
Forge he's hitting me for 18. I think I
Defend here
Put this on top of my draw pile I kind of like know thy place we can
all right rotten war bang bang oh he's dead that's vulnerable he's never been
more dead ever blasted whatever you shuffle your draw pal draw a card love
that power potion love that it's a it's a fucking refined blade angle it's fucking
upgraded to we love that to the store with 420 gold
enemies drop 10 additional gold and start of your second turn game 14 blog
at the end of combat upgrade all cardboards if you took no damage that's
That's not happening.
Okay, card removal, that's step one.
What do I want to get rid of?
Honestly, I think I want to get rid of this strike.
It's fucking worthless.
Is there anything more important to get rid of?
No, falling star?
No, falling star has, no, the vulnerable's really good on it.
The strike is horrible.
I think I save up.
Yeah, this is a save up situation.
Fuck all of that.
Okay, hold on.
Pay 250 gold, remove two cards from your deck.
That's a play.
Honestly, I mean, fuck, I got like no block.
All I have is Glitter Stream and I got, what is the other block I have?
Reflect.
Screw it.
Zero starting cards.
What are you gonna, what are you gonna remove?
At the start of each combat draw two additional cards.
Massive.
Another elite.
Oh, I fucked this thing sideways.
better on my screen already yes please
okay what am I taking here 10 18
it's definitely a reflect angle we pop that instantly
Okay.
Okay.
10 damage to all enemies.
I mean, if I could upgrade my sovereign blade to do AoE, they'd just die, but I'm not drawing
that, so...
gain some block, gain more block, let's weaken this guy over there, fuck the
We don't need it
And turn
About fucking time you goddamn spawned sovereign blade upgrade it rotten the war upgrade it
That's a cleave
Ooh, heal 4 HP when you enter a question mark.
That's good for me.
I'm thinking it's a skip.
I'm skipping here.
I am broke.
at the start of each boss seal 25
I reckon but I'm yeah I love that that'd be cool to have
Carter move a what do I want to get rid of here
I mean I'm really not feeling a lot of these card like Celestial might I don't like this card
It's had its moments, but it really doesn't really help me out so I'm gonna get rid of it
Okay, we're going to the elite so I'm not a fucking pussy
Mmm, I don't think I cared upgrade seeking edge I'd rather upgrade
refined blade
or maybe
Child of the stars
That's also a play
Rip black hole black hole was fucking insane unlucky. Yeah, I'm gonna go refine blade
Is an elite oh this is the guy that killed me last time you bastard
He's hitting me for 22 did I draw? Oh, I got a little bit of block here
Okay, and I can also weaken him
Let's do that
We go with this we weaken him. I
Don't know if I care about seeking edge that much I
Guess it would clear the card draw because it's a power it would get rid of it
So we'll do that instead of rotten door wait
Why did I just gain an energy?
Well, let's drink a power card too. At the start of your turn gain two stars
You can play five more cards every four energy you spend to gain an energy
Think I'm liking the stars let's go ahead and get that going
enemy mechanic oh yeah the first time they take damage you gain energy I forgot
you're right
let's retain my hand this turn let's keep it all right I'm taking zero damage
I'm gonna have a full hand here.
Delicious, love that for me.
Hey, Rotten War.
Refined Blade, refined blade.
Holy shit I'm so fucking refined right now.
I'm just trying to see math here.
More forging.
If I use my sovereign blade, I feel like I do actually use it here.
Just draw it again later, right?
Or spear.
I think I spear here
That's better
Damn plus six
Okay, we weaken this pussy decisions
Okay, this card gets played three times.
Triple Reforge?
Or do I want a triple reflect here? I think I'm triple reflecting.
Yeah, I'm going to triple reflect.
Wait, block damage is reflected for three turns. It actually carried over, too.
Okay, we're fine. We're fine.
I mean, do we see the number here? Are we looking at this?
Wow, I can't kill at this turn, but should have forged it would have killed it would have
eh that's fine, letter opener every time you play three skills in a single turn deal
So 5 damage to all enemies, excellent.
Choose 2 cards from your draw pile to transform into minion strikes.
Hold on.
Whoa, hold on.
This is actually crazy.
So I get to pick 2 cards in my draw pile, and it turns them into a card that is first
3 and draws a card.
I can literally optimize my deck.
This just draws six cards all together.
I can upgrade it to nine.
That is trolling.
You need more cards for that?
Maybe you're right.
Maybe you're right.
Maybe it's not that good.
Hmm.
I'm going to take it though just because I can also like remove curses.
I can do all sorts of stuff with it.
Not sure if this is an AOE fight.
This enemy intends to summon monsters. It is an AoE fight.
Alright, let's get that going instantly.
Let's draw.
Choose a card to put on top of your draw pile.
Honestly, I'll take the block. I don't know what's going to be coming here.
Refine the blade.
I mean, that's just...
Can I retain my deck? Retain your hand.
Oh, it's this fucker. Okay
Two cards in my draw pile
Shit
Yeah, I don't think I like charge I don't I'm not gonna be able to decide what I should get rid of
I don't need the child of the stars.
Let's remove that.
Get out of here nerd.
When I'm taking six damage it's just, I don't want to block. I want to do damage.
But I think I have to block.
It's too weak and vulnerable and then fuck it, just block whatever and turn.
Okay, Sovereign Blade now just one-shots everything.
Fuckin' hell.
It's a big blade.
Gamma Blast seems kind of nice to apply more vulnerability, plus 3 stars.
Yeah, yeah I think I like that.
Or draw 3 cards, put 1 card from your hand on top of your draw pile.
One scales your spear.
I don't give a fuck about the spear.
I really don't
Yeah, fuck it. Maybe I do have taken it
Half HP. Do I have anything I want to upgrade?
Ooh photon cut now draws two cards
That just ups the damage that ups the block I think photon cut plus one card draw here we go
That is quite the hand this enemy intends to apply a debuff. Okay. All right
Step one let's draw two cards slice put a card on top of your draw pile
This I guess, definitely want to use that.
I need to reflect Rotten where I can start forging.
I'm gonna get rid of two cards here that I don't need.
Ahhhh.
I don't think I care too much for that.
I don't think I care for that either. Okay, we'll get rid of those I
Just want to forge and I want to block that's literally all I'm looking for here
I should have played seeking edge
Like, give me an attack potion.
Ooh!
Comet, 33 damage, 3 weak and 3 vulnerable.
Jeez, okay, we'll throw that in there.
At the end of your turn, take 6 damage.
Okay, we'll draw one fewer card.
That's a little shitty, but he's hitting me for 12.
I can deal with that.
Let's get this power rolling,
let's go ahead and put up reflect block.
Go ahead and convergence, retain my hand.
Mind rot.
Hmm.
Gamma Blast is looking nice, too.
It's gonna refresh that weak and vulnerable.
I'm liking it. We'll do that.
Refine the blade.
Refine the blade.
37 damn right now. I think I go ahead and send it. I've got the energy. I'll draw it again by the time I need it.
Send that and turn.
I'd really like to have some stars here. Let's go ahead and bang draw one card
Do it again bang draw to the card fuck it bang draw two more cards
She's a card to put on top of your draw pile
Honestly, I'll put this there. I'll use it next turn
Let's gain some block, refine, that's rot.
I should have used my hidden cash, my brain is fucking puny, now I'm grieved.
I would have been able to use the thingy next turn, oh I'm dumb.
Oh I gained too strength, love that.
Yeah, see now I can't use this and I would have been able to, but I suck.
This is a trash turn.
I think I just have to send damage.
It's almost dead though, play that.
I should have used that first, but my brain's off.
You cannot play more than three cards each turn.
Okay.
Should have taken the damage. I really should have
Okay, we're gonna gain 12 block here I can't play anything here
Next turn I should be fine.
Okay, wait, I'm actually potentially dead.
Wait, am I dead?
Wait, no way.
I can only play three cards, so.
I have two cards left that I can play.
I can use weak on him.
Is this the boss? It is.
Weak might save me.
Okay, now it is 21.
That's it. I got nothing left. Can't play that, can't play that, can't play that, I'm fucked.
Sir, you need to die right here. Can I please draw like my fucking sword?
I'm dead.
I actually just lost. That is so fucking gross. You have lethal. How? How? The spear kills
I can't use it, you fucking...
Doesn't Refine draw the blade? No.
No. It doesn't.
That just mentally destroyed me.
Yeah, I didn't think about getting completely tapped on Star.
Uh, currency.
I was just tapped for like four turns in a row. I had nothing I could press.
The fuck?
Is that a new character?
It is the Necrobinder.
All right at the start of your turn summon one
Interesting
So I can upgrade a card transform one of your strikes and one of your friends but lose 10 max HP
Or 150 gold what cards do I start with?
Summon five
I'm gonna take the gold let's play it safe okay two elites if I go right side
let's go here okay so I have a hand gain five block deal six damage okay
Ossie absorbs all unblocked attack damage
interesting they'll die for me but I could try and focus on keeping it alive
So I'm taking six.
Okay, so let's triple defend so it doesn't die.
Ossie deals eight damage, deals additional damage equal to Ossie's current HP.
So that ups his health.
But he was at two HP, so he gets plus one every round he survives.
Interesting.
Okay.
So does it heal or no? Not really.
Okay, now I'm taking six damage, so let's defend.
Finish. Oh, it gets stunned.
When an enemy dies corpse like immediately eats it. Oh shit, okay
I that's crazy
No, he's dead, but he's back he rises
Okay.
That's pretty cool.
I'm going to see where it goes.
Maybe there's different summons.
If Oste is alive, he deals 9 damage to all enemies and you gain 9 block and then Oste
dies.
fucked up so that'll like reset his HP so I'm sure there's two different builds
there's probably like sack build where you can like constantly sack Oskie or
there's probably HP ramp build where you can just ramp the HP to ridiculous
amounts preferences
I'm preferring the HP.
I think Gigatank, just to see what we can do.
So that means we don't want bone charts, because that obviously completely resets you.
I might be- I have no idea what is gonna be with this character, so I might be miles
off.
But let's just see.
Deal 10 damage, upgrade 2 random cards.
You're just- that's great.
Let's do that.
It's like armaments, but the necromancer style.
Path leads you wherever the fuck, first fast shaking it, okay, so 62 gold, or I gain greed.
It's a curse.
I can remove greed, right?
It doesn't say unremovable.
Greed.
I mean absolutely
Lose 6 HP gain 53 gold or add clumsy to your deck and obtain a random relic
Eternal means no removal, huh?
Well, I was about to say I don't I guess that's just there
clumsy at least is ethereal so we can remove that at least fucking curse build
here
okay a colorless card gain two energy exhaust at the end of three turns
Deals 40 damage to all enemies or every 10 cards you draw gain one energy
Automation will be good for a card drawing deck, but I don't know if I'm gonna have something like that. I think bomb. I
Think bomb is actually sick
And then I can just put the bomb down and just have this guy tank for me until the bomb detonates
The fuck are these tadpoles so Aussie is dead here. There's there's no way around it
even if I defend it's just cooked so there's no point in really defend I
guess it's for me but
okay
What did I just upgrade?
Strike and Unleash, okay.
What a great hand I drew.
Okay, minus two.
Man, I'm not getting anything that...
I guess eight block, add a soul into your draw pile.
Draw two cards, exhaust.
That's pretty good. Armour is good so I can keep my guy alive, so...
Damn, lots of souls.
Let's do the... let's do armor.
Maybe a little upgrade here. I don't know if I can't upgrade the bomb. I think
drain power upgrading is really nice. Ooh, but Grave Warded turns the soul. It's an
extra card draw.
How does this go plus three damage?
Let's do drain power.
Okay.
This is a bomb angle.
I think we're all in agreement here.
Instantly need to pop that bomb as soon as I fucking get it.
How many rounds till after 3 turns?
I don't think I can survive that long.
The first time Phantasmal Gardener has hit each turn it gains 6 block.
Ugh.
Okay, well let's maybe take one of them out just to take less damage I guess.
Ugh.
Where is my bomb?
Are you kidding me with this shit?
Mass defense.
It's gonna be five rounds till my bomb goes off now.
Are you fucking serious?
That is fucking crazy!
Draw two cards.
Okay.
We'll take that.
We'll take that.
Play that shit instantly.
needs to hurry up. Last time you can die next turn. 7, 10, I'm taking 19 damage here.
Oh, look at that. Triple defense here.
is not now fuck it
minus nine well this is the last turn I have to deal with
9 plus 7, that's 16. 25 damage here.
I just can't kill him. I mean...
I think killing him is that... Oh, what did he die though?
6 is 15. No.
No, I can't kill him.
He's just gonna shield up and then it's cooked. I can't get through there. Oh, the bomb went off. Oh, oh
I thought I was the next round
Up to 10 block persists across turns big
I'm looking at delay here
Deal nine damage deals two additional damage for each soul in your exhaust pile. That's a really good card
Two for tank he heals five I need more block spur is great, but
But it's also retained.
Both are really good.
I think delay, or yeah delay, especially with bomb being my damage right now, I just need
to tank.
Get the bomb played and just live.
I can get something like that later maybe.
Do I care about healing I do
Ooh and also next turn gained two additional energy. I don't have a lot of card draw though. God fucking damn it
Definitely need more card draw
Austin is a summoned block. I'm aware of how it works
Yeah, this will give me more car draw to do that.
I'm not healing.
I'm a psychopath.
Okay, we'll take that.
At the start of each combat gain 8 vigor, your next attack deals additional damage.
Okay.
He's hitting me for 11 here.
So I'm just going to play the bomb instantly in defense.
Aussie's dead.
That's okay.
Gain 10 block.
Uh.
More block.
Doesn't matter, he dies to the bomb, excellent.
Apply 10 Doom plus an additional 5 Doom for every 10 Doom already on the enemy.
Huh.
At the end of the enemy's turn it has at least as much if it has at least as much doom as HP it dies
Interesting there's doom build to next turn summon to and gain energy
Look at my gold oh
Fuck okay, we got a here. We get okay. I need to rest I need health
It barely healed me
We have to do this fight doing the elix. I'm not a pussy and then I got to get in the store with my 700 fucking gold
Okay, big shields here
Is this a regular fight if fucking is okay, we're playing the bomb
Uh, damage, damage.
Okay, he's hitting me for 15 now.
Okay, he dies to the bomb.
I take this hit, and then he dies.
Doesn't matter, end turn.
Don't forget your pots. Yep. I got those two. I got a potion belt. I don't know we're getting that
My issue right now is if I go against this boss, and he has like a hundred HP I am
Bucked I know I guess I can use the bomb multiple times
Okay, I thought it was exhausted
This might be a skip angle, you know.
Ah fuck it, we'll take that.
Alright, here we go.
Screw it.
That's a lot of health.
The first time Tarry's edge reaches 70 or below, it becomes stunned.
70 or below?
At least I'm starting with a bomb, that's nice.
of three random power potions. Whenever attacks deal damage, they also apply that much doom.
I would work with my bomb I think.
Okay, let's get a free skill card.
I think it's an invoke angle.
Bomb is a skill, it doesn't work.
What do you mean?
It doesn't work for what?
Huh.
For re-perform.
Oh!
Fuck.
I'm using everything here.
It's pretty cooked here.
8 block. Transform a card in your draw pile into a soul. I guess Grave Warden.
Jeez.
This is not feeling so good.
Let's fucking hit everything.
Okay, bomb blows up here, which is nice.
Where's my bomb, by the way?
wait is it actually I guess it doesn't start going in the draw pile till it
blows up yeah let's gain some block I mean pain coming in wait he dies he's
dead to doom look at that potions always appear in combat rewards excellent
saved by potions there for sure gain 13 block reduce this cards cost by one
of energy whenever anyone dies hmm pull aggro let's go pull aggro here okay
750 gold. Big things need to happen here.
Deal 52 damage, Ostie deals 25 damage, deals 5 additional damage for all your other Ostie attacks.
Remove a cart, yeah that's, you're right, clumsy's gotta go, that's griefing the fuck out of me.
I don't have a lot of Oste attacks, do I?
I have one there.
It's all defense.
Fuck.
I honestly putrefied might be a play apply two week and two vulnerable just to help me tank
It is a zero damage build. I
Like the flower put a skill from your draw pile to your hand
Yeah, I
I just bought a lot of things, but I don't know if it's gonna do much for me.
I feel like my single target is horrible.
Put a skill from your draw pile into your hand.
That could be good to always have it.
I mean, do I heal?
I'm gonna take secret technique upgrade fuck it. Let's go. I'm ready to reset if this doesn't work
What the fuck is this a fucking water fountain?
Ooh, there's my bomb right there
I didn't play the bomb
Fuck.
Okay, he's hitting for 15.
I need to get this guy some fucking health.
Okay.
What a hand by the way.
Okay, Ossie's looking at 14 HP now.
Alright.
Ossie's still chillin'.
Look at that health, baby.
Shit.
need more energy for sure. Invoke is so good. I think I invoke. Gain energy next turn.
Check mechanic. When killed, deals 24 damage at the end of your next turn.
Huh?
So, he's gonna blow up?
Austie can tank it though, right?
It's not AoE, is it?
Surely.
Okay, this bomb's gonna unleash.
Ooh, there it is. There's the damage we're looking for.
Bang. Into the bomb.
Let's keep this health high. I'm gonna double defend here.
Alright, alright.
Shit, he's getting plus three every round. This is getting scary.
He's gonna debuff me. Let's go ahead and get this bomb rockin.
Uh, I can delay game 11 block. I think I need to do that.
and energy yeah I prefer that
Okay.
Another big bomb explosion.
Luckily I'm keeping Aussie's health equal with the steam eruption.
So hopefully he just tanks that shit.
Oh, it's damage angle here.
Oh my god, it's fucking pressed everything, goodness.
Into the bomb explosion!
Alright.
I just need to do one more hit with Oste and it's curtains.
There's Unleash, big damn.
44, any, uh...
Okay.
Surely this only hits Oste, right?
Okay, gain 10 block.
Gain 11 block.
I mean, I'm defended up.
I just want to see what it hits.
Okay, it just hits Oste.
Got me.
Owned.
Blasted.
At the start of your turn, add one random card into your hand.
And it gains ethereal.
Hmm...
Re-perform? I don't have a lot of energy, I feel like.
Boom carry it carried me on that one fight because I had zero dam, but I kind of have
some dam now if I can ramp up Oste.
i just got to get his health higher
it was basically double damage it is
like usually the game is decide i feel like
you win a fight
in the first three turns
Like, once you start ramping, the fight's kind of over, uh, maybe not always.
Fuck it, sure.
I just don't know when I'm gonna be able to play three energy.
287 gold.
Let's go.
Pale, the melting dragon.
Gain an additional energy at the start of your third turn, and every turn after that, you
may sacrifice card rewards to Pale.
Every two sacrifices obtain a relic.
block gain from a card and then goes to sleep for two turns.
So I just can't play it for two turns.
Two is OP.
Yeah, it can be OP, but you know, you do have to give up card rewards.
I don't know what relics I'm going to be getting better gonna just make me win
Two please guy I really think three is better
I really do
I'm gonna get trash relics that don't fucking do anything
I already know it
Okay, gain 10 block, add a soul, okay we'll go ahead and do that, re-perform?
Honestly with this turn start, yes I will re-perform.
He leaves in 5 turns too, so actually this is a DPS check.
Where the fuck is my bomb?
Oh he stole it!
Oh my god!
He's going to leave with my card!
And now he's taking half damage on top of that goodness fuck zero attack damage here
Okay.
Okay, I need him to 27 HP.
Fuck, he's not taking any damage here. There's no way I'm knocking down.
36 HP.
That's crazy.
No way.
My bomb! Dude!
I didn't think I needed to use the potion. Zero attack cards?
All I have left are attack cards.
He's gone. There's nothing. That's fucked up.
Um, that's bad.
That's insane.
Okay, gonna upgrade some cards.
Need damage.
Really need some damage here.
If I go left I can fight that elite.
I was about to fucking try and pick my bomb, but I guess I don't anymore if that's gone.
I actually don't have damage man.
This is gonna take a while.
Definitely a re-perform angle, I think.
I just gotta get the re-perform going.
Hit the vulnerable target. It doesn't matter, you fucking brainless.
Okay, he's dead.
Okay, he dies. Love that for me. Oh, he still gets to attack? Oh, it's at the end of their
Oh, no, I'm dumb.
He's dead, so summon, draw, defend, defend.
Wisp seems pretty fun. Deathbringer seems nice, it's good at AoE, it's damage, it's damage
jets for sure and it applies weak which I also like that helps me tank or I sack
it and I get that relic I'm gonna take that not gonna sack no way increase the
damage of this card by two increase block gain from this card by two the
first time you play this card draw two cards I think I'm gonna increase the
block sure all right hold on let me see you'll a damage apply doom equal to the
damage dealt I already have re-performance fine gain six block apply one
week. Reap, deal 27 damage. At the start of your turn, deal 5 damage to all enemies and
increase this damage by 5. Honestly, this could be good. Would that work with Reap?
No, but it's damage you're right getting that going is nice
nice
combine it card removal let's remove a strike goodbye
I don't think I want the wisp
All right elite fight
Okay
We're gonna have to do some stuff here for sure
One of three random skill potions
Let's take Grave Warden, play it, play 3 week in 5 strength, he's hitting me for what,
21?
I think it's a big block angle.
Where's my fucking boulder?
I
Retain 10 blocks so getting more block than getting 28 would be really nice here
Okay
Reaper forms a play
Let's gain energy because next turn I'm gonna draw boulder and I'll need it
Upgrade three cards in your discard pot. I think that's worth
There's the boulder let's get that going I'm taking 28 damage now not ideal
Apply three week we're gonna throw that now now it's 21
Yeah, let's hit him. The dooms are up ramping so
Rip
Big boulder here I the boulder does not do shit for doom
Okay, game 13 block. Apply 21 doom in one week. Oh, I fucked up. No, block is good
here oh that boulder got a little bigger
Big or Rock.
Oh, he's dead.
Noice.
What do we got here?
43 gold.
Retain your hand for- oh, it's a potion.
Every time you play 10 attacks, gain an energy.
Gain an energy.
Austi deals 6 damage whenever Austi hits this enemy this turn, summon 3.
Oooh.
I can ramp up a lot of health.
I need to get more attacks with Austi though for that to do anything.
Hey, what's going on here?
Okay, these guys nullify debuffs. I'm assuming it'll fuck over my doom. But I need the doom
damage regardless, I'm gonna have to get through it.
Hmm.
I think I just re-perform and take the hit. It sucks.
That's cringe.
16 damage again.
Do I fucking play rolling boulder now?
Take another 16 damage? Uuugh!
I mean, what else do I do?
I think I'm dead.
Ooh, big rock.
Okay, Osti lived, love that, 1 HP.
Skating more block here.
I don't even think I played Deathbringer.
I think honestly I tank until the fucking boulders.
Finish him off.
Okay, he dies.
Come on, Rock!
Do more damage.
Ooh, that boulder's big now.
Enemy attack still represents less damage for the next four turns.
Okay.
Ah, C deals 10 damage, add or retain? I guess I'll take snap.
Uuuhm...
Let's go here.
Upgrade your boulder, I fucking need to.
That is one tanky boy.
Gain 14 block upon the first upon first being hit great. He's hitting me for nine
Let's retain my hand here
I want to re-perform, but it's iffy.
Fuck it. Do I use my Beetlejuice?
No way, I gotta save it for later.
On the Elite fight, I can do that without it. I'm gonna take this, minus 8.
It's okay.
Okay, a little bit of doom going there.
I had one energy left. I'm dumb.
I don't think I boulder here. I think I'm gonna ramp up and try to...
...other shit.
Okay, I'm high too weak and too vulnerable.
Uhh...
Why are my defenses so fucking weak right now? Hello?
Okay, Summon 4, that's 9.
I guess I'll lose an EHP like this, and turn.
Okay, 12 block, nice.
that's amazing big damn retain let's retain this block who the fuck grubby
thanks for the raid dog the fuck givm
I'm frailed again, I'm depressed.
He's not attacking me though, so it's massive damn time.
Try and get him in doom range.
I need 30 more, damn.
It's cooked.
24?
Okay, I think I can tank this wait I can also just hit him
Okay, he's gonna attack me I gotta take it
Chilling you guys nice cock. Thank you
keep those poachers for the next run bro well you fucking dumb fuck I have an
elite coming up and I'd like to be able to fight and kill that one the three
cars from your discard pile into your hand
your discard pile into your hand I think that's really good actually
I need to get some osteo attacks, I need to start actually doing some damage.
The reason why dredge is good is I can basically take osteo attacks after using them and then
put them back in my hand again, right?
That's what I like about that.
Fetch is good because it's just a basic ass osteo attack.
I want to take it.
Upon pickup, upgrade two random attacks.
Okay, we're going to fetch. Sure.
What else does fetch do? Hold on.
It just does double the damage now. Alright.
13 damage coming in. I have 6 HP.
choose one of three skill cards I'm gonna do that instantly it's just too tough
I think Durage is actually really good here
I lose one HP but that was actually so stupid.
I got a bunch of card draw in my inventory now though.
I thought he would actually have more health than that but he hadn't.
Okay draw two.
Boulder?
Do I try and boulder here?
He's hitting me for eight.
I do want to get this boulder rolling. The damage is gonna ramp up so hard.
I defend what I can. Alright.
3 HP and a dream.
That bad guy needs to get fucking hit hard.
I need to actually stun him. I gotta get through that shield ASAP
Bang all right got that shit out of there. Love it
I big
I've got ten shield that carry over to
Come on bolder there it is love to see it
Draw more.
I didn't want greed, unfortunately.
Apply 21 doom in one week to all enemies.
I'm taking 8 of 17 damage.
I have 17 health, exactly.
Worth.
Okay.
Now I need to defend here.
We'll do some damage there, we'll do a defend, we'll do a defend.
Oh wait, no it's not dead.
Fuck, I need a damage on him, I grieved.
I grieved, I threw.
Oh well now he's dead to the, oh we're good.
Okay, we're going to run right here.
Alright, they both died again.
And turn.
Fuck you both, nice burrow, jackass.
We're trolling on this.
Sacrifice.
So I have to sack another thing.
Alright, well, that's a heal angle plus 20 health.
Not that good.
Oh, it's this fucker, great.
Okay, 26 damage.
Fuckin' absurd.
Okay, let's weaken them, let's apply some doom.
Let's apply a little more block here.
This should die.
Ouchie.
Ouchie.
Dead.
Adds retain to a card in my hand, it will do that I guess.
Sure.
There's his bitch ass summon again.
God, the damage!
Oh, imagine if I had my boulder rolling. I could just be one tapping it every single time.
Nah, it's fucked.
I could gain five strength, slice, slice.
But I have any shield, I have no shield.
So I definitely have to strength pot.
Fuck, I wish I could get the boulder rolling.
I cannot.
There's no way.
Okay.
okay same fucking shit here we go again
sitting me for 19 that's a lot but obviously really I got to
Zug this guy down I need 40 more damage
I think I do this and I take the energy next turn
Okay, we're at six strength now.
Oh, Kudoki.
So this is what I draw.
These are my cards when I have seven energy.
Explain it to me.
Explain that.
8.22 is 18 38 damage
I'm gonna take some damage here I
Could have speed potions as well I should have that would have been really smart speed pot and dump
Oh, now I draw the boulder. That's cool. Okay, remove you.
God!
I'm taking 19, 29 damage.
What?
Technique, hello, what the fuck was that?
Oh, there's no skills in my draw pile.
Okay.
Okay, he's dead.
Maybe.
Oh god, maybe not actually.
Hang on I need to get him to 42 I need eight damage here eight damage
Okay, there we go, oh
God I
I mean this build sucks ass this is this is horrible sacrifice fuck you at the start of
each combat discard any number of cards and then draw that many all right fuck it do I
just go elite I have to find an elite just do it now wait this actually might be doable
with my doom spell
fuck all of it nice
hold on sit what is that fourteen twenty four damage
Okay, we're gonna go ahead and block potion here a little bit less because now they're weakened so it's 10
16 damage
That'll have to do
Ooh big boulder, but can I play the boulder?
No. I absolutely cannot. In fact, I think I'm just dead. Unless I throw this there.
So now it's 8. 14. 22 damage taken.
I'm still dead.
Love that for me.
Yep, that sucks.
That made me want to throw up and fucking slit my wrists.
That was awful.
Put the boulder down, kill me.
I'm gonna grab a drink.
I'm trying to- I'm trying this character again.
You
you
I need everyone to shut up stop
No no don't type that shut the fuck up
I'm locking in. I'm not reading chat. I'm doing my own build. I'm beating it
But that's unlocking new character and not look at it
Oh, I did shit. Oh, it's the defect but he's thick now. Fuck you. I'm playing summoner. I want to make this work
The first three card words are upgraded.
The first treasure chest you open is empty.
Three upgrades or obtain a random- fuck it, random rare card.
Whenever you- bitch, let me read!
you play a card this turn apply three boom doom to the two the enemy fuck yeah
alright maybe I go deep doom build I don't know
okay so we're gonna throw this there and then we're gonna bang into the bang into
the boom into the doom that's fun all right
So he dies now. I guess I just hit buttons kind of like that doom mechanic are you
kidding me?
Austin deals 12 damage. This card costs zero if Austin has attacked this turn
Then that art is so cool
Kind of like flattened, you know
Shit, maybe I go another Austin build. Maybe I'm a fucking bitch
Just feels good to actually get that though.
Shit.
I- I got the one Oste attack, so it's not gonna pair up with my flatten now.
That is unfortunate.
Let's defend.
Uh, let's do a little...
Strike into the strike.
Why did I defend?
Okay, we oblivion here?
We do be having a flatten.
Ooh, wait a second.
He's gaining doom just by me pressing buttons out here.
Wait he just got doomed on all right
So it doesn't even have to be a tax I just play a card and bang
All right, let's draw a card here
Summon up draw a card here this play no problem
Oblivion, into the fan, into the strike, into the strike, bang, bang, triple doom, into
the boom, into the bang, into the bang, into the doom.
I like Doom.
It feels like a more fun poison.
Maybe not more fun, but a different
busted-ass mechanic that's like poison.
Apply 13 Doom and draw a card!
Look at that!
Gain 6 block. If you apply Doom this turn, gain block two additional times.
Whoa, hold on.
I mean, is that what?
So that would be 21 block as on the
18 block?
That's kind of crazy.
Right?
I need more doom to make sure I can really utilize it.
But holy fuck.
Need more Doom for it? No, you're right. I wish I could get that Doom card too.
Here's some Doom. Bang, bang, boom, pow.
This character's broken as fuck.
Pretty busted.
Actually, I don't know.
Maybe it is.
Oh, I messed up.
I missed out on some doom.
Did I not apply doom? Oh no, I needed to play the defend first so it applied the doom. NOOOOO!
Fuck that. I mean, it's not a big deal. I just wanted to see if that's how it worked.
whatever blasted by the way my doom did nothing there gain five block applies
seven doom to all enemies bro what the fuck yes yeah I'm a doom main
Choose a card to transform minus 9 HP.
I'll remove a strike.
Oh, hold on, no way.
At the start of your turn, apply 6 Doom to a right.
I'm doomed up, baby!
It's never been more doomed.
That's trash.
What am I gonna do with this?
Uh, this is horrible. What the fuck is this?
I shouldn't have defended. I could have killed
this bitch in the front.
I fucked up.
Yeah, now I threw, I threw.
I mean, there it is.
Okay, let's get oblivion rocking on you and then bang, Omega Doom is actually gonna hurt.
I think I double-defend here.
I don't think I give a shit about countdown.
Double-defend.
Ow!
If you applied Doom this turn, blah blah blah.
Of course, I would have loved having that earlier.
Okay, they die. Love that for me. I'm taking 12 damage at the moment. I'm taking zero damage
Yeah, we're good.
Gain energy and draw two cards.
That's a good theme, a jig.
Apply 13 doom and draw a card.
Look at that.
Okay, we're starting out with the most garbage shit possible.
Love that for me.
Gain an energy and draw two cards.
Honestly, I might just fucking send it right here right now.
Trash.
I don't need the blocks, I just punch them.
Okay, let's get countdown going.
Let's get more doom.
Big damn here.
I'm taking 16.
No, 4 times 4.
Yeah, 16.
Ouch.
That hurts.
Okay.
I mean this motherfucker is dead as shit.
Enter.
Unfortunately I'm gonna get parasites.
Yuck.
Disgusting.
Okay.
I really want that AoE Doom.
I'm not getting it either.
Big block though.
I'll take some of that for sure.
Get you lower.
I need the AoE Doom card.
There it is.
Okay, they die now.
Any doomers?
Are you over midnight?
Yep, I quit forever.
Thank God.
Right?
So true, so based.
Thank God I hated you play in the game dude me too, right?
Heal juice sorry to commo attend block big
Us just a damage blah blah blah this might be a skip angle
I'm clearly going to a doom build here, so maybe
Fly I don't care about vulnerable. I don't care about reap skip
mmm let's go campfire go to my smithy here you nine doom on countdown scourge
damn it it's plus one card draw and it ups the doom as well that's trash this
goes to 11 Doom. That's a pretty big increase. I think I like Scourge. Uh, up it to two card draw.
Okay, apply 16 Doom.
Fuck it, we'll throw it here in the front, gain some of that block there too.
Up his HP and turn.
Okay, seven doom to all.
Let's blast this guy, blast that guy, get some countdown going, okay let's get oblivion,
Scourge
Defend I
Think he's dead by the way, yeah, he's dead to doom. I just have to take this hit. I'm gonna lose 4 HP
Gain seven plating love that
Oh hold on shut up everyone shut up game three energy draw two cards at the start
Oh at the start of the turn apply three doom to yourself
Oh
Not not the doom I'm looking for
Huh maybe there's a card that like transfers doom off of you
I think Grave Warden's good.
I like that it had the, uh, card draw on it.
Oh, it's containing Strike Deal 3 additional damage.
Oh, big, big, massive.
It's huge for me.
All right, big lead here.
Okay, not the most ideal starting hand.
Okay, oblivion, apply some doom, let's draw some cards, strike and a strike, 19 doom looking
good.
He's about to hit me for all my health though. 25.
I don't like that.
Okay, we do.
I do want to have this power going.
Um, I think it's a Beetlejuice angle. Let's nerf him. He hits for 17 now.
I don't think I care for the plating.
I think it's a double defend angle.
Fuck I can't apply any doom on this turn.
Yeah I can.
defense. I need to do 12 damage.
It's hitting me for 17 actually, hang on.
Doesn't really matter what I do here.
Are you kidding me right now?
There we go, if I do him instantly, thank goodness.
That's crazy, he has three health.
I should have striked instead of blocked.
He'd be dead right now.
He wouldn't be hitting me for 25 if I wasn't fucking stupid.
Yeah, I need block.
fuck
none of this matters, fuck
I'm losing time, I'm gonna be at 10 HP
I didn't- ah, why did I have to take that hit?
what a misplay
I
Punt razor max HP by seven another oblivion
Okay, sure
Lou six HP add clumsy rech would get a random relic sure, okay max HP worth
Do I have anything I really need to upgrade here?
I think I heal.
We're going to heal up, we're going to go to the shop, we're going to remove Clumsy,
I'm not even looking at the other stuff, that just has to happen.
Scourge is a play you'll eight damage apply doom equal to the damage dealt
Hmm
Upgrade your brain cells
Trout whenever you apply doom gain two block. Oh
Bang to the bang
He's hitting me for 16 ASAP, it's ridiculous.
Notice that he's already at 1.3 HP pretty much.
Okay, he's hitting me for 12 now.
Okay.
Okay?
I mean this is a nice power but it's like...
I'm doing shit for me right now.
Oh wait!
Order! Oh it was doing shit for me, I'm stupid as fuck.
Save my potions for the boss
We got a lantern. The first attack each turn deals 50% additional damage. That is
interesting. That'd be really good if I got Reaper, but I don't play that. I think
this might be a skip. Or maybe poke because it's zero cost and that can apply
Doom essentially. We'll take poke. Alright now I'm half HP, it's a Smith angle.
Countdown could be nice to have.
There's a lot of doom things to upgrade.
Death's door.
Death's door increasing the block could be really nice.
All it really does though is it goes from six to seven.
Also upgrade this other Scourge Strike. Okay, see that.
Okay, big boss fight here.
Uh, we're gonna start out here and get seven plating? No, not yet, actually.
Game two strength, we're gonna drink that instantly.
Fuck it, we'll draw this too.
Okay, let's go ahead and... Oh, I'm dooming. Fuck, I'm dooming the wrong guy.
How do I want to doom this? Do I want to doom the ads or doom the boss?
Let's get some doom on the boss. I should single target, right?
They really should
Okay, she'll probably be slicing this guy
Hey big oblivion where we play a car this turn applied doom
Definitely a death story angle we play that instantly
Scourge applies 16 doom
We'll put some there
Here's the big power whenever you apply whatever oh oblivion all my brain turned off fucking cocks
So is that four it's 11
19 damage. All right, we'll go ahead and drink this the values there. Let's get shroud running
I really want to play negative pulse, but we gotta get that power up enough and going
Do I just... Do I just split, Dan? I'm just gonna fuck it. I'm going boss here with that.
Uh, there's a Pocom thing.
Enter.
Okay, we're in the death store again massive block
Fuck it throw it over there little skirt strike bang
Massive pulse never been more massive huge doom across the board
I don't fuck the ads, I fucking block so hard.
Actually no, maybe I should actually single target these ads a little bit.
Let's draw some cards. A little bit of doom there.
A little oblivion there.
A little more doom there.
Blast that guy.
He dies now.
Excellent.
I'm frail.
This is good stuff here.
This is good stuff.
Excellent.
Let's go ahead and...
Scourge Shrek?
Into a negative pulse?
Massive.
Man, I wish I could kill him here.
I really do.
Got him. Hell yeah.
He's done.
Easy boss, baby.
Damn, another oblivion? Oh, shit.
Whenever Ozzie loses HP, all enemies lose that much HP as well.
What the fuck?
Interesting.
Add replay to a card in your hand.
It costs extra energy, exhaust.
Interesting, I can add replay.
That's kinda...
use that on though I could totally see it being insane another oblivion honestly
another oblivion's a play it really is countdown
Ooh, yeah, imagine I put that on countdown.
That's pretty sick.
Man, I can even put it on oblivion.
I don't know.
Shroud also, and shroud.
Yeah, you're fucking- I'm taking transfigure for sure.
That is busted.
If I can get that shit activated...
Check the upgrade for it. I mean, I did, didn't I?
Oh my god, it doesn't exhaust.
Oh, I could spam it.
But I would want to use it on my powers, mainly, but I guess it still has value elsewhere.
Remove four cards from your deck whenever you shuffle your draw pile add a suit into your draw pile
Now four wax relics start each combat with an additional four energy
Huh?
What the fuck if I can get
Like expensive cards in my hand like big expensive like fuck now I want to re-perform and I want to give it
That bullshit where it starts in my hand if I can get that it's busted I
Definitely a card draw though
Well, let me think where's the first elite left side ooh
But if I go left side I miss out on those two elites
that I can get these two and they're more spread out but I find an elite right
before the boss I guess I heal though this is two elites back to back kind of
cooked but I'm not a bitch I can handle it let's go left I'm a bitch
Hmm
Hmm, okay
I guess I'll you know spread a little doom for everybody, right?
Actually, I kind of want to get them down sooner than later I
Don't care I have shield I shouldn't take damage here
And now I'm hoping for the AoE Doom.
There it is, negative pulse, excellente.
Transfiger make it cost extra energy though.
What if I do...
Not bad!
I'm in, but okay.
I think I could have taken zero damage here, rather than two, but whatever.
Huh?
Oh, dinner!
Hang on one second.
oh shit I got a ghost in guys it is six o'clock why didn't anybody tell me
What's going on?
Did anybody set their alarm?
I actually had no idea it was fucking six.
I didn't notice until I just now checked.
That's insane.
Hmm.
It's a grave warm angle for sure.
some car draw but I'm gonna tell him to be a little bit late
ah guys should I have Bolivian first
Honestly, if I ever have like a dead chat, I'm just gonna open this game and just make
misplays.
That'll really get the fucking, the chat churning up and down.
Ah, oops.
I mean, does anything here matter?
Go ahead, bury yourself.
If Oste alive he deals 12 damage to all enemies and you gain 12 blocks then Oste dies.
That's not bad actually considering it's upgraded but it costs one energy I think poke would
be better but this is probably a skip angle.
There is a colossal flower growing atop a mountain of bones and it's color shifting
paddles pulsate. Okay, you could grab some of the gold
enector, but reaching the prize in the center is so tempting.
Okay, reaching deeper. Okay, reaching deeper.
A little bit deeper. Every four turns draw two additional cards.
Thank you. That's some good card draw.
Okay, we got a transfigure instantly, but I don't think I like
Anything in my hand
He intends to apply a debuff on me. Yeah, this is a trap. I'm not gonna exhaust my trans figure
We're just gonna hit buttons and god my energy too man fuck I'm wasting turn one
Gosh
Hmm
Okay. Just get Doom going here. I'm taking damage. Is this an elite? No, it's not. It
Okay, whenever you apply Doom, gain block. That's nice to have.
I'm taking more damage here.
I'm going to take about 4 or 5 damage I think, I'm forged.
Well he's dead here, he's just going to hit me for a 21.
So I need to defend 21 damage, well I got to actually come first.
Okay, yeah, he's gonna die.
Six block.
I think that's the best I can do.
Okay, perfect.
Hmm enemy loses 3 HP add three souls into your draw pile
That's pretty good card draw right there
Okay
One TBH
Actually, you're right applying the week is really good to somebody
Like I have damage there's a lot of card draw three souls
I'll take that 300 gold.
Starts calling one strength upon pick up obtain an additional copy of the card in your deck.
me kind of a blah. Whenever you apply doom. Oh another oblivion.
Card removal. Get rid of the strike. I think that's guaranteed. I don't really care for
these relics to be honest. Neurosurge, Neurosurge is trolling. Actually, maybe it's not. I can
totally see it being really busted. And it's on discount. And the doom would leave assuming
I don't die
But if I get really low health, it's cooked
Okay, let's do it
All right big elite here
Just don't use it. I mean I don't know imagine you're like you're on a boss fight and the it's going super well
And then all of a sudden the boss has some attack that hits you for like
Holy shit half my life. Oh shit. Now those doom stacks are threatening right and I feel like that kind of thing happens a lot
This is a terrible hand what the fuck is this?
This is an elite to
This might be a game to dex angle
Okay, he's hitting me for a decent amount now.
Whenever you apply Doom, game whatever.
I think I just take the bullet here.
Gain seven block and seven Doom.
Or 16 Doom and draw two.
I think I prefer the block.
Okay, this might be a Neurosurge angle I'm doing it
This is cringe
Okay, 60 block.
Okay, big oblivion, instantly hit that.
Big card draw.
Another oblivion, bang.
More card draw, oblivion, oblivion.
More card draw with oblivion.
We scourge here, card draw applies more oblivion.
Uh, we scourge here and draw more oblivion, or doom.
We do this, which does oblivion.
We soul, which does oblivion.
We flatten for free, which does oblivion.
I think he's dead.
He's dead.
Scourge, scourge!
trash skip well I don't need to heal let's go upgrade there was something I
really wanted upgrade here I think it was the trans fix or whatever trans figure
yeah so it doesn't exhaust anymore I could just fucking rock it hit it when
need to. We got thorns, we take that big.
Let's go left so we can hit that elite.
If his attacks are fully blocked he becomes stunned. Okay.
Well, let's hit all my buttons here. I have a lot of cards to be using.
Defend, defend, defend, summon.
Fuck it.
That is a lot of card draw. Fuck, I need to draw something more useful. I don't like
this let's throw this there draw more
okay you die
Minus one.
Any while today?
Nope, not today.
Okay, big doom.
like why am I still hitting things I couldn't tell you it just doesn't matter
Honestly, I like capture spirit. I want to get more souls in my inventory
because they're free, right? And then I'm just playing cards which apply the doom on my oblivion.
Add three random attacks into your draw pile, they're free to play this combat exhaust.
Or remove a card from your deck.
I think I'm going to remove a card from the deck.
Like, I've got my build figured out, I'm ready to go.
Is this an elite fight?
It is not.
Okay.
Instantly oblivion.
rock that bang to the poke into this it's a this bullshit into bang bang bang
and turn who's spiky man five spikes
Alright, I tank it. Look at that perfect shield zero spike damage
Yep, okay.
Problem is he's hitting for 17.
I feel like I'm gonna get hit hard here.
I should have done some, like, armor or something.
Oh, I guess I can-
No, whatever the fuck.
Yeah, I'm chillin'. What am I saying?
I need four more Doom applied.
Fuck.
Or maybe I just slice him.
I'm going to take one damage.
Lock up?
No, because he wouldn't die then.
He would get another attack.
That's good, but it costs a lot.
I don't need another Capture Spirit, TBH.
26 Doom.
Yeah, what if I get a Turn 1? Fuck it.
I did not.
In fact, this is a terrible Turn 1.
This is not an elite. I don't want to use my bullshit. This is a huge deathbringer angle.
before I do that. I'm gonna draw this there's an oblivion god damn it took five
years to get it
I'm a little bit oom here.
spirit it it doesn't matter
let's see how this let's see what kind of block I can get 40 block when I'm
I spaced out
No, wait I speak I was having trouble with this dang it he gets an attack now
No, he doesn't
Energy potion all enemies lose a game to shrink discard take that
Ooh
Countdown or negative pulse I kind of like another countdown
Okay, big elite here, um, okay let's go ahead and get countdown rolling instantly.
I spaced out, should have a blue be in first, whoops, my bad, on me.
I feel like I could have been more but I lost like 10 doom on that
Okay thorns good job love that hitting me for 18 now
I shouldn't die to this
Don't have a bitch.
I'm trying to get an oblivion, but I'm not getting it.
There's an oblivion.
He's so cooked.
He's so fucked.
Every turn I think I'm adding like 18 doom.
I think I could have not taken damage here, but I messed up.
Yeah, it took like eight damage I didn't need to.
The first time you gain block from a card, each combat double the amount gained.
Excellent.
This is all trash skip.
I don't think, ah, should I heal or should I upgrade in the blivvy?
I have so many cards to upgrade here.
Yeah, I'm gonna upgrade shroud and give me that block. I just gotta not use the that doom card
I might kill what what the fuck?
Wait, oh shit. This is one of those dual-sided fights
Okay, okay, let's get this power rockin
Okay, this one's any for 12 that one is for four
One of three random attack cards deals 52 damage.
Alrighty.
Sure.
Enter.
We're gonna have to face you, right?
Big.
I really need to get some doom that just applies every single turn here.
Countdown. There it is.
Hmm.
Let's start with a scourge here.
Oh, I faced the wrong way. Whoops.
I really don't know if I want a neurosurge.
What if there's a phase two that I don't know about?
It's gonna be cooked
Let's face the other way now. I'm taking 12 damn manageable
Get that going
little card draw
Transfigure I
Don't really have a lot to transfigure here that sucks
Yeah, I can't play that
Yeah, I could energy potion, but then it's like what do I?
Alright, let me draw more, let's see.
Yeah, it's an energy potion angle for sure.
Okay.
One.
You see it worth transfiguring Scourge Strike on this?
I don't think it is.
But I totally would do it on Grave Warden.
for the block but at that point I don't I just double grave warden like and then
skirt strike yeah okay stupid
draw for oblivion no I'll just leave those cards in my deck and I'll draw
them later. What is going on on that right side? Not liking what you're doing.
Huh, let's draw some cards maybe? Alright.
hmm okay transfigure on countdown could be big but I can't afford it now for 16 I can
I also do 7 strength. I have any defenses, not really.
That's plus 5.
Okay, hold on. 18 plus 9. That's 27. So I'm gonna take 5 damage.
That's fine. Take 5 damage.
Jeez! You fucking- What? Is Ho-Klau was a rocket? Who is this guy?
I guess he's asleep now. All right, let's focus left side then
Actually, let me do some car draw first or car draw a she trash I
Really need to turn around and face that guy
So I need to scourge this fuck
I can also weaken him.
That's a weak end.
I think that's a good play.
Nero, you win.
I don't know what...
Dude, these are the claws.
What about his legs?
What about his face?
I don't know.
I'm not touching that.
Not when I don't know what's coming up.
All right, this guy has 20 health left.
guy's got a lot on the east side. Let's do a little Bolivian there. Uh, this is not a
good hand. I'm not, I'm not liking what's, what's happening here. Oh, I'm facing the
No, no, no, I'm fine! I'm fine!
And turn.
No oblivion.
Depression.
I'll take that then. Take a button to press.
Okay, west is death.
Uh, let's focus on east.
Might take a little damn here.
Now, yeah, Transfigure is just not having a good time.
I'm not liking it unless I get it paired with the powers, right?
Oh, this claw is dead, by the way.
It's like Omega dead.
All right, phase three?
No?
Okay.
This turn, your next card is played an extra time.
Remember to play an Ethereal Cargain for a block. Another Neurosurge, guys, no.
Transfigure boosts X cards without any negatives.
Ooh, yeah, if I get X cards, but I don't have that.
I think it's a skip.
Whenever you play an Ethereal card, actually wait.
Are these Ethereal?
I don't think they are.
So yeah, three would be useless.
too strength, enemy loses too strength. That's fine. What's the upgrade of that?
I don't mind losing too strength. I think two is a play.
If this is in your hand, it must be played before other cards.
Add one enthralled to your deck gain energy to start at each turn
Remove five cards from your deck add folly
Unplayable innate eternal gates
Create an ethereal copy of the first attack that you play each turn. Oh shit now. I have something ethereal
Maybe enthralled is fine.
It's eternal.
Oh, that's actually so cooked though, because it's like it costs two and a- I thought it
was I don't know why I thought that it was like it would debuff one of my cards
and it was random so I had to play like I don't know strike or something that
might fucking ruin the whole run we'll see I gotta be quick I'm running out of
time
okay big oblivion here throw oblivion over there
massive block
fuck it get this guy
that guy intern
it's cooked alright he dies
uh...
block and turn
minus one HP
Uh, he's hitting me for 14, I'm trying to get some shield at this point.
Does he have oblivion on him right now?
I don't think he does, fuck.
Oh yeah, just nerro, right?
Oh, then there's oblivion, and then I shroud, and then they, and then they, does it really
matter?
I'm just trying to get some block here.
It doesn't hurt me, intern.
But keep forgetting that Nero is like, it doesn't actually hurt me.
They can kill me, but...
Summon 3x...
Add souls into your draw pile.
That could be pretty crazy with, uh...
What's it called?
Nero on that bullshit, right?
I mean, if I can get it.
This is a terrible turn.
But that's a- the caca.
At the end of the turn, it gains nine strengths.
What?
What is this hand? Okay, it's fucked
Strike by the way oh
Boy here we go
There's a trans figure I can also count down here. Let's do some card draw first
Okay, more card draw shared fate
Okay, let's go ahead and take away some strength from you
If I transfigure countdown, I'm gonna be taking 19 damage.
I don't think that's what I do.
I think I do this, which weakens him.
Like Durage is great, but I'm just gonna take damage, and I don't need to take damage.
So I just shield.
Maybe I should have just taken damage because he's getting kinda strong now.
Okay, let's oblivion, let's Nero.
That's cringe.
Water omega low, whatever.
I need just a little bit of damn here.
Okay, intern.
Son of a bitch.
Fuck you man.
Taking damage.
God damn.
Is this an elite?
He's just fucking me up.
Oh my god the enthralled it could not have been a worse time
Minus fucking 40
That sucked. I hated everything about that. Gain 5 max HP.
Drink that.
Another dirge.
I'm gonna take it.
Huh?
Wait, what just happened?
Powers are afflicted with galvanized.
Wait, what?
Oh, I didn't play it.
Oh.
So confusing what the fuck just went down.
Take six damage when this card is played.
Oh, so powers actually kind of fuck me.
That's fun.
Or maybe they fuck him.
No, they fuck me.
This could be a dirge angle.
Let me get some block going in there.
Yeah, I think it's dirge time.
I should press that.
Alright, Surge.
That's cringe.
Take six damage do I fucking do that?
Can I draw what I need right now probably fucking not because this game hates me
Minus one
I really got to stop being so scared of Nuro.
Can I?
Thank you.
One Oblivion.
There it is.
Okay, he's dead.
So I should have blocked out so I take no damage now
Discard any number of cards then draw that many. Okay, that's good skip
going to the elite redurge redurge why why what am I missing on it oh it fucking summon
three X it gives him fuck all it does more than just the souls you're so right I'm so
So fucking dumb and fat.
You're right. I'm dumb.
Like, this is an absolute dirge angle.
Wow.
Well, let's see here.
Hmm.
How am I not getting any oblivions?
What is this?
Really?
Whatever.
In turn.
Wait, huh?
When killed, a new axplot is summoned in its place.
Okay, I thought it had a cleanse.
It's annoying, but that's fine.
There's a Bolivian.
Durge or Countdown?
Let's Countdown.
I forgot podcast on, but I already told him I'd be a little late today.
I didn't know, dude, time fucking teleported.
Out, Warner.
Oh my god.
Oh another one how many dude how many are it's so me no this is regular what fucking crazy I
Think I dirge here anymore of these summons or souls in my inventory
I don't think I give a shit about that honestly, I think I just dirge ASAP
What if I transfigure dirge
Okay
I
Car draw oblivion, please oblivion
Oh
Oh
Fuck it
misplay does it matter does it matter at all or are you a fucking smart ass
pick one
Oh
I just punch him for 60 my fucking oste has so much HP. I didn't mean to skip wait. Thank God
I
Skip bucket
I want to discard that get an energy potion
God damn it how much I gotta hurry up man
Okay, lovely start any dirges turn one
Okay, I don't I know I got to kill this guy he's got to go ASAP
Let's get this power going let's car draw a bit
Okay, I guess we're just gonna play both countdowns, which is nice. I like that I
Don't know if I high-filled out neuro here
Fuck it. Let's play it all. Oh, there's a dirge.
Uh
I need this guy to die
Okay, now we'll do it.
Let's dirge up.
Honestly, I think I'm just going to transfigure dirge.
That's good.
Huh.
Can I get in the boat?
Huh. Can I get an oblivion please? Just not sure where it is.
an oblivion excellent I don't need the cards I don't care
He's dead. They're all dead. Oh, look at the damage at 35 plus 18. Goodness. Whatever.
That's enough.
If you're gonna turn with at least 10 block, you'll 6 damage your enemy. Love that.
Start at your turn, gain energy, and draw one additional card.
Apply 15 Doom plus an additional 5 Doom for every 10 Doom already on this enemy.
Yeah, alright, we'll take that.
I actually think the other one was better, but still, it's a Doom build.
Gotta go Doom.
I gotta go fast.
What the fuck do I upgrade here?
Honestly, I've lived in.
value or honestly maybe my other dirge. Yeah, my other dirge.
Random uncommon potion draw one card. Okay, let's get rid of
Really card draws are not my issue energy is
This turn your next card is played an extra time honestly skip fuck you. I don't care
It's time to speedrun. I don't even do I skip the elite. I don't care. This boss is dead. I'm skipping the elite
I don't care
Wow, this is actually a horrible draw.
What is this turn one?
Okay, he's hitting me for eight.
Fuck it, we dirge here.
Well temper tantrum there
Okay, more doom. Throw that there. We'll get this rocking, I guess, and yeah, it's the
whole turn, I guess. There's an oblivion, the first one I've ever seen. It's hitting
for 31. Honestly? Fuck it. Give my guy some HP. Get some energy. Let's get more
card draw. Let's draw a little bit more. Let's put an oblivion up. Let's draw a
little bit more here let's put this count down down we're at nine cards ATM or
wasting some but we'll throw this in a scourge strike a little more card draw
hmm
other oblivion
Fuck it, just die. Please, I need to go. This build is a actually fucking OST build in
Slave Aspire. I need to go. Can you fuck off and die?
Fuck you!
Flat and I don't care.
I don't care.
Skip.
Okay, last fight before the boss.
Uh, this is cringes fuck.
I hate this entire screen.
Okay, that'll all get rid of all of their immune bullshit.
Play countdown with Scourge.
Fuck it.
Oh, do I want to neuro early?
Yes, I do.
Fuck you.
What is this turn?
Okay, more doom.
9 plus 9, 18, 22, 32 damage.
I'm actually taking damage here, I think.
It's crazy that I draw this here.
Alright, he's at 1 HP, but he should die to some form of AoE, I'm sure.
Okay, big oblivion here.
Okay, he's actually not gonna die to AoE, but I don't know if I care.
Some track strength, I guess.
You have thorns.
Whatever.
Okay, 1v1.
Oh, get me out of here.
Fuck you, don't care, skip.
Question mark, don't be a fight.
God.
Create a custom card to add to your deck.
Make a power.
At the end of combat, upgrade a random card.
Powers cost one less.
I like powers costing one less.
Oh, that's it.
Oh, fuck yeah.
I'm resting.
Fuck upgrading, final boss.
Oh great I love starting with enthralled instant oblivion what is this what the fuck what is
This is turn start man, duplicator I guess?
Drink, countdown, make this play twice.
Powers cost one less.
That's big.
All right, this is a trans figure,
dirage angle for sure.
My pet is absolutely going to die here unless I do this.
Nurt- fuck he's still dead.
Miss play should have waited for like a multi-attack.
Whenever you play a skill gains two strength.
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Wait a second, this is bad.
Okay, weakened him, now it's 38.
He's almost dead.
I shouldn't use that.
We're chilling.
Okay he dies.
What?
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
Hmm.
Fucking double headed fuck.
I'm not sure what I'm talking about.
I don't really have anything I give a shit about here this is a
The defend angle.
Shuffle 1, 1 to the discard pile each time you receive unblocked damage, okay.
Great, I love getting enthralled.
Love that.
He didn't mean for 28 at the moment.
That's fine, I think I end the turn there.
I wish I got the weak on him, but whatever. I'm not going to use my energy pot until phase three.
I'll probably need it then.
I would love to dirge.
It was 8 times 4.
I think I'm griefed.
I think my pet's dead.
I should keep these souls in my inventory. Oh, I should dirge again.
Alright, now I'm prepped up.
Bring it. Phase three. I don't care what it is.
Fuck it, I dirged again, baby.
I'm dirged up.
At the end of every other turn, Gaines intangible.
Okay, so he doesn't take any damage this turn.
turn. But I'm pretty sure Doom goes through that. Yeah, I don't care. I don't give a shit.
Double Oblivion. Bang to the bang.
Fuck it, I think I just send all three of these and just lose the cards doesn't matter matters
This is terrible.
Can I draw a fucking thing in the jig?
Look at my hand by the way, massive.
Dang, massive damn, fuck it.
I mean, whatever.
He dies next turn.
Oh, yeah, he dies this turn.
353 Doom.
Love that for me.
Hey, look, Oblivion, finally.
I wonder how much damage people have done in the span of the couple hours it's been.
was that what was that before like 62 million has been dealt
64 what was it at now I didn't see I didn't realize I just skipped it
I'm lucky
all right
I was on way longer than I needed to be because that time just went but I got a podcast to
go to.
I will be on tomorrow.
Have a great night.
GG.