Its time...for some variety again. Slay the Spire 2 time

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Its time...for some variety again. Slay the Spire 2 time | !gamersupps

03-06-2026 · 5h 57m

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[00:02:00] Good morning partner anniversary was that?

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[00:02:19] Many years have I been streaming on this website.

[00:02:23] Oh.

[00:02:24] Oh

[00:02:29] I'm getting an ad look at that celebrate anniversary share

[00:02:36] Wow look at that doesn't say like how many years 16

[00:02:43] Is that real I can't be that would mean

[00:02:52] How old am I

[00:02:54] 32 so I mean I would be 16 years old if this is my 16 year anniversary that

[00:03:05] cannot be right. I can't be right. Was I on Twitch partnered at that time? No way.

[00:03:19] Was I in Michigan when I got partnered or was that when I got a sub button?

[00:03:28] That is what part it is right was it like 2012 maybe I

[00:03:33] Know I've been streaming for a long time, but I know like early early days like you couldn't get partnered

[00:03:40] Right unless you were like a fucking a

[00:03:44] Day 9 TV or whatever

[00:03:46] weird. How do I ban this? I don't want to be seeing this partner anniversary show in my chat. Is there

[00:03:53] a way I can like remove that? I'm not even trolling. I'm actually serious. You have to turn it off

[00:04:07] before stream. Are you serious? How do I turn that off? That's fine. Good morning, by the way.

[00:04:11] Yo

[00:04:13] This is you link bogus

[00:04:17] 12 years ago. Oh my god. Well, that's 12 years ago. Exactly. That's not 16 years ago. That's why I'm confused. I'll do me

[00:04:24] I

[00:04:25] Yeah, I actually want to I might just reset my shrimp turn that off. It's to be annoying

[00:04:30] I'm gonna play say this bar to biggie's down to duo tonight. So

[00:04:36] Probably just fucking say this by all fucking dick

[00:04:38] Play the video. Uh, no

[00:04:46] Actually on our podcast late Finn or Pat podcast last night Finn

[00:04:51] Someone asked the question if like this was scripted we see it soda poppin stalker

[00:04:59] girl, I don't know

[00:05:02] Fucking was it what was the video?

[00:05:08] Jesus Christ cares not type that in

[00:05:15] Is that one girl with like the blue eyes and it's like this scripted thing point is I wanted to show it cuz

[00:05:20] We watched it for like five seconds before we had to turn it off because we cringe at any

[00:05:25] Young version of ourself, but Nick looks so young. It's crazy

[00:05:32] Disturbing fan mail

[00:05:34] This one. Look at Nick. Look at him. So, I just- Isn't that crazy? Look at him. I saw

[00:05:49] this just like dude. Been a while. This is like he was recently out of his hockey, you

[00:05:54] know. He's still kind of fit. He's owning looks the same. Hairline hasn't improved.

[00:06:02] But you know, it's killing it.

[00:06:06] What did you just link?

[00:06:07] Oh, that's fine.

[00:06:09] Okay, see if it still lets you try skip until next year.

[00:06:16] Okay, stream events, celebrating today.

[00:06:19] Okay, so I can't skip until next year.

[00:06:22] So I have to turn my stream off and then disable it and then turn the stream back

[00:06:31] on the phrase is banned okay fine fuck it we'll just leave it appreciate the

[00:06:36] help us many or you you did actually get me here though appreciate that he also

[00:06:39] said look at this of Nick

[00:06:43] God

[00:06:46] oh god man y'all made him look really good for this announcement what happened

[00:06:55] afterwards that is a thousand yard stare by the way holy fuck dudes 30s hit my

[00:07:08] my 30s hit to man it does it does it's hard where's your half of crato sees I

[00:07:18] mean he's just right there the other half the problem is so this actually

[00:07:23] Last night so Walter climbed up onto the giraffe went all the way up to the head and the giraffe fell down

[00:07:31] So here's my hand to the giraffe it fell down

[00:07:35] Onto that shelf and the head being long was like going all the way over here

[00:07:41] Brutal, but they also do it to Kratos. They jump up on Kratos on his upper half

[00:07:46] You can kind of see upper half there and it just falls off

[00:07:51] So I fuck it

[00:07:53] Can't have tall things in the room. Pats can't help but fucking climb on it

[00:08:00] They fucked him to death exactly

[00:08:08] Megacrit

[00:08:10] I keep forgetting to mention this but a room looks so much better like your stream room from like seven years ago

[00:08:16] This room looks so much like your stream room from seven years ago

[00:08:20] go. Looks like... dude, which one, man? Which stream room? Which house was I living in? The

[00:08:36] downtown house. The upstairs media room at the old house. The one that executes C-stream

[00:08:46] in like one time? How would I look that up? Maybe this is it? No, I remember like I dressed

[00:09:07] stuff like Subnautica and walked around. What is it?

[00:09:10] Look up Christmas P.O. Box.

[00:09:18] I actually had a hard time.

[00:09:20] This?

[00:09:22] God, it looks so much better, by the way. Holy fuck.

[00:09:26] Look at the- I almost look- does that not look AI?

[00:09:31] God, I hate looking at this shit.

[00:09:34] It actually looks AI, man.

[00:09:38] Lose some weight. I guess that's what it is

[00:09:42] Big part of it big part of it for sure, okay

[00:09:48] This room does not look like my room right now. There's no way

[00:09:52] It's so much farther back and everything I guess there's that giraffe ish

[00:09:56] Your hair looked much better much shorter hair. I

[00:10:00] Will say

[00:10:01] That this hair in this video works really well with headsets

[00:10:05] it did. I actually like this hair more when I don't have a headset on but when I

[00:10:15] have the headset on it just looks like a mop. It's unfortunate. Finn diarrhea to

[00:10:22] under that Christmas tree. Finn pissed on everything. I actually I think that's

[00:10:27] the draft right there the one bang my finger to bang my cursor I think that's

[00:10:36] it right no Finn pissed on everything Finn had diabetes

[00:10:47] baby are you ready to play Slay the Spire I'm ready to queue up let's hit

[00:10:51] this shit

[00:10:57] I'm calling her. Answer the phone.

[00:11:02] Do not rush a princess. I'm not rushing her. I'm waiting for cat food to defrost.

[00:11:10] Okay, she's AFK for a bit.

[00:11:12] Right, I will not rush a princess. Absolutely not.

[00:11:15] Well, let me log on to World of Warcraft really quick and check the auction house

[00:11:19] and check on my two ring. Let's see what that cost is looking like.

[00:11:23] One run? No.

[00:11:25] Last night was rough. I did one the thing is I didn't know I was six hours into his stream

[00:11:30] I was like five hours and 45 minutes

[00:11:32] I try and hit six hours, you know and I always try and hit that

[00:11:36] But I chewed another run and the run lasted an hour and 30 minutes

[00:11:39] I was late to the podcast last night and not only that

[00:11:43] Because I was late Nick decided to queue another heroic while I was driving there

[00:11:49] So when I got there being late

[00:11:52] Nick was also late cuz he's in a fucking heroic read her last message what she said what she said

[00:12:04] Can you play the vid where you make out with someone now I'm waiting for no gross yuck

[00:12:13] To be fair I

[00:12:15] I know that every like cringe thing that these like new streamers are doing at the age of like 18

[00:12:22] I know that in 10 years

[00:12:25] There's going to be

[00:12:28] In the fucking files of the internet something that will make them physically hurt if they have to look at it

[00:12:33] It's actually like this the the ring footage the seven days like it fucking hurts you and it's out there

[00:12:40] There's videos of these fucking new streamers making out with someone

[00:12:45] or

[00:12:48] Oh God, I just know they're not gonna be able to watch themselves from their older

[00:12:51] They're not gonna be able to it's not a me problem. It's a it's such a

[00:12:55] They're lucky your fucking life isn't recorded below the age of 18. You'd hate yourself. You hate yourself immensely

[00:13:08] Oh, yeah, I'm checking the two ring right what's worse the files are a notepad

[00:13:15] Good question.

[00:13:20] Oh, I know it's the two ring.

[00:13:26] Four thousand gold?

[00:13:27] How is this going up?

[00:13:31] Oh, he's online.

[00:13:35] I messaged him.

[00:13:36] I said I'll buy it for 2,500 gold.

[00:13:38] Move my cam.

[00:13:40] Move my cam.

[00:13:41] Let's use some haggling while we wait.

[00:13:46] Oh shit, wait, I messaged this guy last night too.

[00:13:50] I was on last night messaging him about buying it for $2,500 gold.

[00:13:54] Do you even have $2,500? I got $2,565.

[00:13:59] Please.

[00:14:02] Respond, please.

[00:14:05] Fucking desperate out of here nowadays.

[00:14:10] Can you get two more gold?

[00:14:14] Shut up.

[00:14:15] Where's Viggy?

[00:14:16] She's defrosting the cat's food.

[00:14:23] So the cats need their food for the day.

[00:14:25] Imagine that.

[00:14:26] What is he doing?

[00:14:29] Like, why is this guy always online but then they don't respond?

[00:14:33] I swear every person that, like, is selling an item I want in the auction house, they're

[00:14:37] actually always online always I guess they're botting maybe it's an auction

[00:14:49] house bot looking for mispriced items with TSM Wow is that profitable like

[00:14:58] Like really profitable or is it just ehh?

[00:15:09] Yes but rare.

[00:15:10] Is it rare?

[00:15:13] How hard is it to set up an auction house bot?

[00:15:17] And do you get banned for that?

[00:15:19] I feel like you never would.

[00:15:24] The ring is rare?

[00:15:25] No it's, I guess, yeah.

[00:15:27] It's against TOS. I mean, yeah, obviously you can't do it, but everyone fucking who the fuck gets caught and caught with this

[00:15:36] Boughting is always banable. How would you get caught botting the auction house if you don't get bought or get caught?

[00:15:43] botting like

[00:15:45] BRD pickpocketing shit you can literally slash who black rock depth at certain times and just

[00:15:51] And you don't get banned for that

[00:15:53] You will get caught I would oh you're right. I would um but like no one else would

[00:16:03] They see you refresh the list every 30 seconds for example, so that's a lot of requests

[00:16:08] Yeah, but that's not solidified proof of body. You could always just

[00:16:13] claim well

[00:16:14] I just happened to love browsing the auction house, and I I refresh your 30-second increments of me. I

[00:16:20] I don't know. I just don't see Blizzard banning me for that.

[00:16:24] They should.

[00:16:26] All bottings should be banned. Absolutely, but I don't see it happening.

[00:16:37] They can ban you on vibes, but they don't.

[00:16:40] I'd actually love it if they banned people on vibes. I really do.

[00:16:50] Let's check in the different things in the auction house.

[00:16:55] That's cheap as fuck.

[00:16:56] You would get banned?

[00:16:58] Honestly, yeah, maybe.

[00:17:04] Probably not.

[00:17:08] Okay.

[00:17:13] Really, Ben, you base on your market trends of sold to, if you capitalize on something.

[00:17:21] There's like a lot of, I've always like, every time classic or anything's re-released,

[00:17:30] I've always been like, okay, make sure you remember this chance because the next time

[00:17:34] this releases there's gonna be a certain patch when this plant sells for a fuck ton.

[00:17:43] So I should buy it all beforehand.

[00:17:45] That way I can sell it after that patch, right?

[00:17:47] Never fuckin' works.

[00:17:48] Looks like I can't actually remember

[00:18:09] That was the time you got caught botting cuz you had a very public account and botted while streaming at Chili's

[00:18:14] It's not that I had a very public account. I

[00:18:16] I streamed it.

[00:18:19] I literally turned on HonorBuddy, opened the program on my main monitor, like this wasn't

[00:18:24] like, to me, Blizzard was like this was God.

[00:18:30] To have Blizzard looking at my monitor to any extent, it was almost like Blizzard joined

[00:18:36] your Discord channel with your friends and joined the chat, or joined like, again, the

[00:18:42] Discord channel and opened your stream there.

[00:18:45] I didn't fathom that they would do that, and they did.

[00:18:50] I mean, that's the vibe of streaming back then, so streaming was not a serious thing.

[00:18:59] I couldn't fathom.

[00:19:01] Probably got 500 reports.

[00:19:03] I mean, that's the other thing.

[00:19:05] Okay, let's really remerse ourselves in that time.

[00:19:08] Around that same week I got banned, I gave y'all my address.

[00:19:14] someone ordered me a pizza and they paid for it and I said thank you and then they

[00:19:19] were in my chat and said that was me thanks Timothy awesome like that's the

[00:19:27] time that we're in it's really hard to like re-emerge yourself and how

[00:19:32] different that was so yeah I brought up honor buddy on my I didn't give a fuck

[00:19:38] brought it on my main screen said guys I'm gonna go to Chili's with my

[00:19:41] friends I'll be back I'm gonna run this bot these bg's to farm BOA gear of all

[00:19:47] things because I think it was cataclysm maybe yeah it was cataclysm came back

[00:19:52] banned I couldn't believe it and then I think I threw a tantrum on stream maybe

[00:20:06] on a tantrum like I obviously like knew that it was kind of funny um I was really actually

[00:20:12] fucking upset I'm like I'm gonna call blizzard I was like can you back me but I can't do anything

[00:20:20] being a 16 year old kid and that really kind of just cemented the permapan that account has been

[00:20:26] done and I'm never getting it back sucks most of my actually with the only reason I want that

[00:20:35] account back is I want to type slash played on all the characters and add it up

[00:20:40] oveke called me she's ready I was curious how much I played back then

[00:20:56] okay she called me and I missed it babe that's the call someone's there showed

[00:21:02] you there's no way Blizzard just coincidentally checked your stream oh

[00:21:04] Oh yeah, for sure.

[00:21:06] But like someone stitching on me was foreign.

[00:21:08] I didn't, again, I gave you all my address.

[00:21:11] I just...

[00:21:12] I'm in discord with the boys.

[00:21:15] Obviously, I wasn't the case back then, but that's how I saw it.

[00:21:17] And then, you know, you quickly kind of learned that.

[00:21:20] Fuck all of you.

[00:21:22] I did learn my lesson, babe.

[00:21:24] Good.

[00:21:25] I'll never, I'll never miss it again, I swear.

[00:21:29] Are you ready?

[00:21:30] Yeah, yeah.

[00:21:31] Alright, well let's abandon our last run. Didn't we win last run? No, we started but then we're like, let's go to bed. It's too late.

[00:21:41] Is it 4?

[00:21:42] Yeah, we didn't even start the run. I'm inviting you. You're not on.

[00:21:48] No, I can't go to bed.

[00:21:50] I'm having a little bit comes out with a diarrhea I'm having like delayed diarrhea I think.

[00:22:05] Huh?

[00:22:06] What?

[00:22:07] How does that make sense?

[00:22:11] Like it's not all of it coming out at once but you'd think if you're having diarrhea you

[00:22:15] should still right?

[00:22:16] Oh it's staggered.

[00:22:17] It's staggered.

[00:22:18] Yeah it's like shh.

[00:22:19] Yeah I know what you mean.

[00:22:20] Yeah, it's like pissing out your ass. It's not ideal. I've been there.

[00:22:24] Yeah, but only drips.

[00:22:26] No, it's not drips. It squirts.

[00:22:29] Oh, it hurts so bad.

[00:22:32] I mean, you can just sit on the toilet. I can talk about my band more.

[00:22:36] No, because it doesn't matter if it's on the toilet when nothing's coming out.

[00:22:40] Okay. Well, hold on. How do you want to do this run? Do you want to randomize, or do you want to play a class that you want to play?

[00:22:46] Okay, so we're both randomizing. I'm with it. I'm with it. You ready?

[00:22:53] Yeah, yeah, also just so you know stream we beat the game last night off stream because fuck yeah, it looks number one

[00:22:59] We are number one the difficulty is getting really hard. So if we lose it's because we're so high rated

[00:23:06] All right, keep that in mind

[00:23:08] Really high rated here

[00:23:10] I need to screen sure you seek and help me

[00:23:22] No, oh stream do y'all want to see our run from last night, I mean I've recorded

[00:23:29] Well, I had this crazy build

[00:23:31] I mean everything in this game is a crazy build at the other day. That's the whole point

[00:23:35] But I thought it was kind of cool. I recorded like a couple

[00:23:39] fights here if I can find it okay I'm like water huh do you have your bottle

[00:23:48] of water no but I'll go get in a sec okay I've got like five fucking recorded

[00:23:54] things here I don't know which is which so I'm gonna skim through no please

[00:23:58] because I look like it's scripted it's not well I was trying to get a good

[00:24:02] fucking turn and let me let me go to the one where I explain it no it's annoying

[00:24:19] because I explained it to you in discord and then you were like you're like

[00:24:22] wait you should like record it and explain it to me again like it's the

[00:24:24] first time you explained it but I explained it again like a fucking

[00:24:27] retard. Um. Well, just to hear you stream, let's see what you're doing, because I thought

[00:24:32] it was cool as fuck. It was pretty cool. I thought it was. No, just wait for it. Wait

[00:24:38] for it. I'm going through the different footage here. Let's see. I did. I just have to skim

[00:24:45] through and find the right. I'm stupid. This might be it. This might be it. Okay,

[00:24:49] I'm recording. Okay, here we go. This is where I explained it. It's actually pretty

[00:24:53] It's god y'all are gonna fucking cringe. No one cares, but I

[00:24:58] Thought it was cool. I thought I was smart as fuck. So I'm playing this guy in the chair

[00:25:02] Vicky is the summoner bitch on the left. Let's see. All right, so to explain it. I have

[00:25:08] Where is it?

[00:25:11] I'm already can oh here we go. I have this card gain

[00:25:15] No, I have a game nine star right here, and I imbued it with some bullshit

[00:25:20] This card is played automatically at the start of each combat, and then I got this other relic

[00:25:27] The first card you play each combat is played an extra time

[00:25:31] So I instantly gain 18 of this starshit and then I

[00:25:39] Have a card called

[00:25:42] Radiate deal three damage for all enemies or to all enemies for each star gained this turn and right now

[00:25:49] Now it hits 21 times.

[00:25:52] 21.

[00:25:53] Does it turn 1?

[00:25:54] Show me.

[00:25:55] Hold on.

[00:25:56] Sure.

[00:25:57] This is my weak hit though.

[00:26:02] I don't have my other big hit and I'm super sad about it.

[00:26:05] I might get in my area.

[00:26:07] I have monologue.

[00:26:08] Whenever you play a card this turn, gain 1 strength.

[00:26:11] Let's start ramping it.

[00:26:12] Plus 1 strength.

[00:26:14] Draw a card.

[00:26:16] Plus 1 whatever the fuck.

[00:26:18] Uh, random shit, let's just hit this through this in here.

[00:26:22] Just wait, hang on.

[00:26:24] Let's weaken.

[00:26:25] Are you ready?

[00:26:26] I wish I recorded a one-boss fight.

[00:26:28] Fuck it.

[00:26:32] Holy shit, man.

[00:26:35] I wish I recorded a better fight.

[00:26:37] But that was it.

[00:26:38] Man, you hit that shit like 30 times.

[00:26:40] No, the worm boss, I one-shot.

[00:26:42] Uh, there was another one.

[00:26:44] There's another card I had,

[00:26:45] because I didn't actually spend my stars,

[00:26:47] And then I had star dust.

[00:26:49] If I use star dust here, let's see.

[00:26:54] Every time you play it, gain a strength, plus one strength, weaken some fuck, plus one strength,

[00:26:58] plus one strength again, plus one strength if I press that.

[00:27:02] And that, okay, so seven damage to all enemies, 24 times.

[00:27:06] That doesn't spend my stars.

[00:27:08] And then I have star dust, which every single star did, it did 12 damage.

[00:27:15] 12 times 22. That was essentially my dump. It was pretty stupid strong. I mean they're all dead. I don't even need to play in the car.

[00:27:23] This doesn't matter. It's crazy. Anyways, that was my build. I thought it was cool stuff.

[00:27:28] Alright babe. It was, babe. It was so cool. Alright, are we ready? Yeah.

[00:27:34] I'm gonna move my camera in the right spot here. Hang on.

[00:27:37] Uh, share your screen. Let's see. Pop out.

[00:27:41] You already picking upgrade

[00:27:43] Yeah, well hang on me look at mine. That's one of your strikes your friends lose 10 max HP, but I'm playing the same guy by the way

[00:27:52] No, I'm never gonna get to play

[00:27:56] Choose one or three multiply close cars at the start of each combat straw two

[00:28:01] At the start of elite combat straw two additional cards. That's gotta be good. Take that

[00:28:06] Where do you want to go?

[00:28:11] I

[00:28:14] Really that way could you get three elites? I agree. I absolutely agree

[00:28:25] Hmm, I don't have any good cards here

[00:28:36] My cards suck ass peakin

[00:28:41] Maybe I try like a fucking sword billiard.

[00:28:48] Yeah, like I summon the sword and I can ramp up its damage.

[00:28:56] How does co-op work?

[00:28:58] So basically it's almost like you're playing, all the mobs have double the health, right?

[00:29:04] So they have double the health, but their attacks hit you and your teammate.

[00:29:09] So you still have to defend yourself, you still have to do all that.

[00:29:13] Yeah, but the mobs have double the health now.

[00:29:18] Ooh.

[00:29:21] Neal 50 damage, next turn gain energy.

[00:29:24] Well that's fun, the fuck.

[00:29:27] Oh, at the start of your turn, forge six? Okay.

[00:29:30] Who take that?

[00:29:32] I'm forging so hard, babe.

[00:29:34] Forging what?

[00:29:35] So, every time...

[00:29:37] No, no, no, I'm not doing stars anymore. Every time I forge, I forge 4 every turn, so the sword's damage increases by 4 every turn.

[00:29:47] That's stronger than the actual summoning pitch, what the fuck?

[00:29:52] Well, if the sword doesn't tank, and it turns into a card that gets shuffled into my deck, so I have to draw the sword to use it.

[00:30:01] Can you kill?

[00:30:03] Yes, I can kill that.

[00:30:07] What happens if one player dies?

[00:30:16] Uh, ooh.

[00:30:17] Who do you want to kill here?

[00:30:19] Uh, I mean, we can only kill the left one, right?

[00:30:23] I can hit him for 14, and then I can weaken the other one.

[00:30:27] Okay, I hit that, and then I weaken this guy.

[00:30:31] Not a fend.

[00:30:32] If you die, you get rezed with 1 HP at the end of the fight, if your teammate wins.

[00:30:48] Nice.

[00:30:53] I think it was only me that died one time.

[00:30:58] Yeah. I think twice.

[00:31:00] you killed the boss and then I rezzed with full health because we killed the

[00:31:03] boss ooh deal 30 damage devastate what the fuck that's crazy let's do rot in

[00:31:13] war I'm forging

[00:31:19] the children's cheese at the end of combat gain one max HP that's pretty

[00:31:25] good that ramps this early that's pretty good I'm taking that yes you healed the

[00:31:34] idea

[00:31:40] hmm that like those like the butt of like an animal like even as a tail or the

[00:31:46] ball is with the mouth I could see that you're right that is the tail like

[00:31:52] It's here

[00:31:54] It's aggressive is what it is I

[00:31:59] Don't know if I want to stay my shit

[00:32:05] Man what are these cops both of my forges are fucking not drawn that's ridiculous

[00:32:13] You're doing some damage look at you go that damn

[00:32:18] Oh

[00:32:20] I can't.

[00:32:23] No, not really.

[00:32:24] Oh, actually, yes.

[00:32:28] I killed it, I killed it.

[00:32:31] Hmm.

[00:32:34] Hmm.

[00:32:36] Gain a star, draw two cards.

[00:32:40] I think I'm okay with that.

[00:32:42] Alright, Elite.

[00:32:46] Who's he playing with, guys? What? Hey, who am I playing with?

[00:32:48] Oh my god, I don't know. Hi guys, I'm the Chimney sister.

[00:32:53] Whoa.

[00:32:58] Alright, I actually got a pretty good hand. I'm forging pretty hard here.

[00:33:18] Okay, we're gonna weaken him so it's a little less damage.

[00:33:28] I think we just gotta tank this hit, maybe.

[00:33:31] Fuck it, I'm just gonna hit him really hard.

[00:33:35] Let's see how this goes.

[00:33:37] We're gonna throw this fire potion on him, too.

[00:33:41] What?!

[00:33:42] It didn't get amplified?

[00:33:44] Okay, great.

[00:33:45] Minus 18 health.

[00:33:46] I can't do shit here by the way.

[00:33:58] Oh wait, he's dead nice.

[00:34:02] Every time you play 10 attacks, gain energy?

[00:34:05] Ooh.

[00:34:07] Oh.

[00:34:08] Okay.

[00:34:11] This is a forge build for sure.

[00:34:13] I can now make my sword do AoE.

[00:34:17] It's crazy.

[00:34:22] Transformer.

[00:34:23] I'm upgrading.

[00:34:25] What do you mean? But I don't even know what's happening.

[00:34:27] Huh? What do you mean?

[00:34:30] Well, how can I know what's happening if I don't know the roleplay context of what's happening?

[00:34:36] Oh, you wanted to read the role- What did you not-

[00:34:38] Can I see your screen?

[00:34:39] Cause I closed it already.

[00:34:40] You closed it!

[00:34:42] Sorry, I- I'm not- I'm- I'm sorry.

[00:34:44] Upon trudging through a thick underbrush and making it into a clearing, you're hit with an unplaceable nostalgia.

[00:34:51] A mix of floral sense.

[00:34:54] A mix of floral sense, putrid decay, and something else entirely.

[00:34:58] The scent grows stronger with each step, and you feel as though the world around you is warping and twisting.

[00:35:02] Overcome with the sense of shifting chaos, you begin to lose your sense of self.

[00:35:07] They didn't just give you better if you didn't know what you got.

[00:35:10] So like your only options would be to like go or maintain control?

[00:35:14] No.

[00:35:15] No?

[00:35:16] Okay.

[00:35:17] I don't- I think you said basically it's a knowledge gap.

[00:35:19] You need to know what these like affixes are.

[00:35:22] I could see like some people that play a lot of Slay the Spire liking it, but majority

[00:35:28] of the player base is on a fucking steam deck on a plane.

[00:35:31] And they kind of like optimizing and not gambling what they're getting.

[00:35:35] Hmm.

[00:35:36] Do you want to let go or do you upgrade?

[00:35:39] I upgraded the card of my deck.

[00:35:46] Transforming can be good. I mean, do you have anything worth upgrading in your deck?

[00:35:50] I mean, ish, nothing crazy.

[00:35:52] Let me see. Let me see what she got so far.

[00:35:54] Okay, scroll down.

[00:35:58] Uh...

[00:36:05] Yeah, what is a Niau's Fury? Maybe you upgrade that, can you?

[00:36:09] I don't know if I can upgrade it. Let me try. Oh wait. Oh no, I picked the wrong one. Oh fuck. Wait.

[00:36:16] That's to transform. I, this is something I hate, Stream. When you select an option,

[00:36:21] like right now you'd think in Slate of Spire 1 you can go back. You can't. You are now

[00:36:26] locked in. You have to transform. There's no backing out of this. I hate that.

[00:36:32] Ooh, okay. Skill issue? I mean, I like, I like clicking transform and then seeing what is

[00:36:48] available to be transformed. Sometimes you don't know. And then just backing like, okay,

[00:36:53] I could transform that. Cool. Okay, this is actually pretty good. I'm gonna have good

[00:37:01] I'm actually might one-shot everything here when the time comes

[00:37:09] Okay

[00:37:12] We need to kill this single target fuck first

[00:37:16] It's one guy not for long gamer not for long

[00:37:24] I'm nervous damn a bit, but goddamn I'm actually getting so hurt here. I need defense ASAP

[00:37:31] are you able to kill this guy or no no no hey I will one shot everything as soon as

[00:37:51] he breaks so I'll just get a little lower here I don't want to use my blade yet what

[00:37:57] Yeah, I retain my sword, but only my sword

[00:38:02] So you use your sword of a turn? No once I use it it gets reshuffled into my deck

[00:38:09] Yeah, it's not yeah

[00:38:12] Here we go

[00:38:13] It almost one shots everything wait if I do

[00:38:18] This

[00:38:22] Yeah, I told you

[00:38:27] for every five cards in your deck you'll three HP would oooooh

[00:38:36] ok

[00:38:39] hmmm

[00:38:46] what do I want do I invest here there's a card at the end of combat gain 30 gold

[00:38:56] Do you think that's good?

[00:38:59] It's pretty good.

[00:39:00] I mean, it's a whole card in my deck

[00:39:02] for every fight from now on.

[00:39:03] I think it's bait.

[00:39:06] Because you almost see it as like a curse, right?

[00:39:09] Minus one energy.

[00:39:10] Because later on, it costs 100 gold or more to remove it.

[00:39:15] Can you show me your stream?

[00:39:16] Oh, yeah, give me a sec.

[00:39:22] There you go.

[00:39:25] Think I passed on that.

[00:39:26] Next turn, gain energy and a star.

[00:39:33] Wait, another player adds one random colorless card to their hand.

[00:39:38] But it's not free.

[00:39:39] Oh, that's a zero cost, though.

[00:39:40] Yeah, but yours won't be free.

[00:39:42] Yeah.

[00:39:42] So I lose a card and you gain a card that's not free.

[00:39:45] I don't think it's good.

[00:39:46] And you don't even know what the card's gonna be.

[00:39:47] I think it's a convergence.

[00:39:50] No faith, no faith in me.

[00:39:52] That's not it!

[00:39:56] Your call. Which one do you want here?

[00:40:00] I don't know if I do need it. Do I do skills? Do you do skills?

[00:40:03] Skills are like defenses and stuff. I think I do more skills than you.

[00:40:06] I like... Yeah, I don't really... I don't have much skills.

[00:40:10] I'll take the letter opener then you take the skills.

[00:40:16] Oh fuck, babe. I'm actually only 25 health.

[00:40:20] Oh. Oh no.

[00:40:22] Yeah, this is not ideal here.

[00:40:24] Okay, I can weaken him.

[00:40:34] I'm taking 7 damage, like I'm getting slowly rotted down here.

[00:40:42] You're so much damaged with the fluff.

[00:40:49] Okay, I'm taking two damage here.

[00:40:58] Let's make a difference with players in front.

[00:41:04] No, it does not matter.

[00:41:05] This motherfucker is going to hit each of us for 18, so we're essentially playing a single-player game,

[00:41:10] But the mobs have double the health. Yeah, I'm in front of my screen. Yeah, her screen. Here's her screen

[00:41:17] Right, you know

[00:41:22] Hey, what oh

[00:41:26] Wait, I'm dumb. Sorry. I was looking at my own stream there. I was like looks just like

[00:41:33] What?

[00:41:33] This!

[00:41:34] Hahaha!

[00:41:38] Uh, draw two?

[00:41:40] I need to take an 18 down here.

[00:41:44] Maybe I can weaken him?

[00:41:45] Nope.

[00:41:46] Got him lucky.

[00:41:49] Goddamn!

[00:41:51] Alright, I'm just gonna dex potion.

[00:41:52] I should have done this earlier.

[00:41:57] Minus four!

[00:42:03] Okay, this thing kills me unless we kill it.

[00:42:08] I can do pretty decent damage, half of its health at least.

[00:42:12] Oh, you weakened it too.

[00:42:13] Hold on, we weak-fuck it up.

[00:42:14] Kill it.

[00:42:15] Oh!

[00:42:16] I gotta take this cloak here.

[00:42:28] Alright.

[00:42:29] What do you wanna go?

[00:42:35] Honestly I'm thinking campfire.

[00:42:36] Yeah but the questioner could be a fool here.

[00:42:40] Yeah we go question mark then we go campfire anyways, it doesn't matter.

[00:42:47] Oh.

[00:42:48] Hmm.

[00:42:49] 50 gold upgrading your starting hand is pretty big because we have an elite fight.

[00:42:54] We have to pick something.

[00:42:56] Okay.

[00:42:57] I

[00:43:01] Yeah, I'm gonna need to rest I think

[00:43:07] No, I think I think you're fine you should upgrade some some good shit for yourself

[00:43:17] Yeah shit, I'm just gonna rest I need to heal what is meant that's you can heal your teammate

[00:43:22] You can essentially double rest if your teammate sacks their rest for you, but you upgrade.

[00:43:35] This is a good fight for us.

[00:43:36] I think this is because we ramp really hard.

[00:43:44] i got my forge going

[00:44:01] hey big damn

[00:44:03] ooh fuck we should have vulnerable first

[00:44:05] no i did i did that

[00:44:08] alright maybe we can kill him this turn

[00:44:12] nevermind

[00:44:13] Nah, I drew dog shit. I'm not gonna do any- zero damage here.

[00:44:18] I can't even weaken him.

[00:44:24] Holy fucking trash hand.

[00:44:27] I'm gonna take 20 damage.

[00:44:30] Welcome to the pain train.

[00:44:31] I'm not gonna get fucked too.

[00:44:35] I'm all.

[00:44:40] I mean, he dies next turn there.

[00:44:41] I have nothing! I have no cards!

[00:44:43] I mean, now it just dies.

[00:44:48] Damn.

[00:44:49] Ooh.

[00:44:50] Wait, while my HP is at 50% or below, I gain 3 strength.

[00:44:55] I like that.

[00:44:56] Let me see.

[00:44:57] What is doing that for you?

[00:44:59] Ooh.

[00:45:00] Yeah, that's disgusting.

[00:45:01] You need some multi-hits then.

[00:45:04] Shit, do I take another Cloak of Stars?

[00:45:08] I feel like I do, but I need Cardra.

[00:45:12] I hate that sound.

[00:45:17] I love it.

[00:45:20] Hey, I'm taking 12 damn here.

[00:45:24] Bonobo?

[00:45:34] I'm taking zero damn without that.

[00:45:37] It's like League of Legends pings are close to it

[00:45:44] Yeah, I didn't think the multiplayer would be so

[00:45:48] Functionally good in this game. I really didn't

[00:45:56] And what is that this enemy intends to apply afflictions on your cards

[00:46:03] Interesting I

[00:46:05] I could have killed it, but I'm bad I'm bad guys. I should have just used my toy

[00:46:13] guy

[00:46:19] Oh draw six cards Jesus I can upgrade it to do draw nine cards. Are we trolling?

[00:46:29] All right, that's a big card draw, I guess it's expensive I

[00:46:37] Think I'm rest here. Yeah, you're a little low. I'm gonna upgrade something

[00:46:46] Hmm but that's to upgrade

[00:46:53] We're just have a board game what

[00:46:57] What

[00:46:59] Oh my god

[00:47:05] But what is there is there yeah, the belong oh sure

[00:47:13] My name is forge seven

[00:47:17] Hmm

[00:47:19] Convergent I got a couple things okay. I don't know what is best like we'll do this

[00:47:38] Okay, well I got shitty card draw here TBH play

[00:47:49] Oh, these kind of suck, just 17 damage.

[00:48:02] Ooh, wait a second, that's...

[00:48:05] Okay, I got some good stuff.

[00:48:08] Okay.

[00:48:09] Okay.

[00:48:10] Okay

[00:48:40] You're taking some damage.

[00:48:42] How do you have more blocks in there? It's crazy.

[00:48:45] I bought a lot of block lately.

[00:48:47] What can I say? I also have a 0 cost, 7 block.

[00:48:51] I bought a lot of those.

[00:48:54] Alright, more.

[00:48:59] I can nerf him a bit.

[00:49:02] Are you already freaking defended?

[00:49:05] Maybe you should have like a turn order.

[00:49:08] Yeah, I mean, you're right, he's ramping, he's got four strength, we gotta kill this

[00:49:18] fuck at some point.

[00:49:21] Besides, I cannot weaken him.

[00:49:28] I'm gonna go ahead and dump here one of these

[00:49:44] Okay, there's a bit of a shitty turn

[00:49:51] Okay, I need that early hammer that is so good. It's crazy

[00:49:58] There's a hammer that makes a...

[00:50:06] It gives me multiple...

[00:50:07] Look at all the swords.

[00:50:08] I have three swords, you see them?

[00:50:09] Oh, hold on.

[00:50:10] We're debuff.

[00:50:11] We're ringing.

[00:50:12] You can only play one card.

[00:50:13] Yeah, you can defend.

[00:50:14] I think I'm just going to send this sword.

[00:50:25] Let's take the head.

[00:50:39] I can do 100 damage here, but I would take 17.

[00:50:42] I wouldn't be able to defend that.

[00:50:45] I'm going to do this.

[00:50:51] defend defend okay I can do big damn here okay perfect you guys are

[00:51:08] wow okay big damn

[00:51:16] huh

[00:51:21] Getting your turn getting one block plating is used by one. I feel like this plating is crazy

[00:51:31] What is debris debris is bad

[00:51:36] It's like not good

[00:51:39] 33 damage apply three week and three vulnerable

[00:51:45] But all it does cost five stars damn

[00:51:51] What did you pick?

[00:51:56] Uh, babe, I wish I could tell you, but that was like 5 minutes ago.

[00:52:00] No it was not.

[00:52:01] It was in 2 seconds.

[00:52:03] Fuck, I'll be honest, these kinda suck.

[00:52:05] I hate these.

[00:52:07] Oh yeah, I got demon form.

[00:52:09] Yeah, I did do that.

[00:52:12] Demon form?

[00:52:13] Okay, that's big.

[00:52:14] Fuck it, I guess I'll get Comet.

[00:52:17] Maybe I'll be able to debuff hard

[00:52:25] Hmm

[00:52:34] I don't I don't think I didn't get ones I really like here. I guess one. I'm gonna take extra energy. Yeah, that's big

[00:52:39] The one downside of this sovereign blade that Bill that I'm doing is it costs two energy

[00:52:48] per hit.

[00:52:49] Just kind of fucks my whole turn.

[00:52:51] Hmm, what do we have?

[00:52:54] That's three, like, elites of the go middle, and also right side, so both work.

[00:53:04] They do both work.

[00:53:05] You're picked, babe.

[00:53:08] I think middle is more flexible, we can flex differently.

[00:53:12] Is there a store in the middle?

[00:53:13] There is a store, we go here, to this store,

[00:53:18] and then we would go to that elite,

[00:53:24] and then we'd go to that elite,

[00:53:27] and we could go to this store, and then to the boss.

[00:53:31] I think it's a good order.

[00:53:33] Yeah.

[00:53:36] Oh no, I hate roaches.

[00:53:38] these guys are cringe hopefully I get the AoE I think it doesn't matter because

[00:53:41] it can only take nine damn fuck

[00:53:56] fucking shitty ass turn did you even inform no I did not

[00:54:03] 18 damage total here.

[00:54:10] I can just, um, A O E I just want to fucking take damage.

[00:54:19] I was fucking blocking again.

[00:54:26] I'm not even blocking much either.

[00:54:38] I should have a lot of energy next time.

[00:54:40] Oh my god!

[00:54:42] You like that?

[00:54:44] What did you just do? That was sick. The fuck?

[00:54:46] A whirlwind.

[00:54:48] That was a lot of damn.

[00:54:52] Okay, I can hit all of them for nine.

[00:54:56] Can you let me kill one thick and raise my max HP?

[00:54:59] Mm-hmm. Well, it won't kill him, so...

[00:55:01] Yeah, I need to kill one, that's what I'm...

[00:55:03] Yeah.

[00:55:04] Okay, go ahead.

[00:55:07] I'm gonna eat this guy.

[00:55:09] I guess I should've eaten the...

[00:55:11] ...my HP guy, but whatever.

[00:55:13] Yeah, that can...

[00:55:15] ...nice.

[00:55:23] Hmm...

[00:55:24] Ooh!

[00:55:25] Forge 15. Oh, I just got a crazy Forge card

[00:55:31] Excellent you're getting heavy. You're right

[00:55:37] He's the carry

[00:55:44] I didn't get a single block. Yeah, I got pretty cooked here as well. I'm also looking at my potions

[00:55:50] I got one block. It's rough

[00:56:11] Okay, big four cheer

[00:56:15] Are you doing damage here now

[00:56:20] I'm just curious if I should have weakened him.

[00:56:24] Uh, do I want to use my set? No, I don't. I want to save it before he goes under.

[00:56:30] So this is looking like a...

[00:56:37] Do I have card retain right now? Did I use that? I don't know if I did.

[00:56:41] Is retain any mechanic or was it in the last game?

[00:56:43] That was in the last game.

[00:56:46] We'll go.

[00:56:47] It was.

[00:56:48] Hey, this is...

[00:56:50] I mean my class everything's new on your class. I'd say half the cards are new

[00:57:01] I can do 38

[00:57:05] And you 38 that's it

[00:57:08] Can you vulnerable or no I

[00:57:11] Can at the cost of all my blogs I've taken 23 what if we we do 69 he gets done I

[00:57:17] I

[00:57:20] Do 38 if you vulnerable that would be

[00:57:24] Plus percent of that

[00:57:26] Plus your damage. Yeah, I think we stung vulnerable

[00:57:31] Hidden for two

[00:57:34] There you go, he's done

[00:57:47] What is this fucking thing I'm reaching right now?

[00:57:54] All I can do.

[00:58:03] Comet's kind of stupid, no?

[00:58:10] Well, it costs five stars.

[00:58:11] Like, it's expensive.

[00:58:12] It is a good card, though.

[00:58:13] Like, I literally can't even play it right now.

[00:58:15] Oh!

[00:58:16] Nice killer.

[00:58:18] Ooh!

[00:58:23] Hmm.

[00:58:29] What the fuck?

[00:58:35] Huh?

[00:58:41] Right, yeah. Gain nine block and then return this card to your hand.

[00:58:46] I mean, that's fucking crazy fuck

[00:58:57] But then you'll discard it

[00:59:00] It's not free. I know I should put him like a retainer

[00:59:04] Now I guess you use the noise

[00:59:09] Yeah, it's just it's permanently just as long as I have stars it's a dump. Let's go store for sure

[00:59:16] We can play three attacks and single turn to a six damage run and end to me.

[00:59:20] Play a power.

[00:59:26] Chemical X, okay.

[00:59:28] See some of the like, all of these like relics I've seen before.

[00:59:37] Hmm.

[00:59:39] How many powers do I have?

[00:59:41] One.

[00:59:43] Two.

[00:59:46] I only have two

[00:59:58] That X will go crazy for Vicky yeah, but she has a different story than me

[01:00:03] So she can't I can't give this to her as I would

[01:00:07] Let's get rid of

[01:00:10] Strike I'm gonna buy the mummified hand

[01:00:16] I'm gonna buy that power

[01:00:33] That is a new monster this enemy intends to summon monsters we got an a we fight here

[01:00:40] All right, are you doing damage here now? No, I don't

[01:00:46] I don't have shit to do though.

[01:00:50] Ewww!

[01:00:52] I actually think I one shot everything here if I can...

[01:00:55] Okay, wait here.

[01:00:56] Uhhh...

[01:00:57] I mean...

[01:00:58] Maybe you do.

[01:00:59] I can do 27 to all of them. I can't do more.

[01:01:03] Then?

[01:01:04] Alright, fuck it.

[01:01:07] Damn, alright. Done.

[01:01:16] Wow, I actually can spam Particle Wall.

[01:01:21] What the fuck?

[01:01:23] Yeah, it just stays in my head.

[01:01:26] I can just spam it when I have stars.

[01:01:36] It's hitting for 7 right now.

[01:01:38] I

[01:01:44] Think this is fucking nuts. I think face. Yeah

[01:01:53] Hmm, I mean I don't do shit here honestly

[01:01:58] As character does seem fucking crazy

[01:02:08] I think the Necro dude is OP.

[01:02:24] I think they kind of all are.

[01:02:27] I think honestly the Silent and the character Viggies on are like the weakest, like the

[01:02:32] base characters I feel like.

[01:02:34] You think they're weak?

[01:02:36] I think your characters, maybe not, I bet it's OP too.

[01:02:38] I think everything's fucking OP, you know?

[01:02:41] I can do 17.

[01:02:43] I can do 10 to all of them, let's say it with a bomb.

[01:02:47] I'm kind of grieved here.

[01:02:52] Also sort of fucking dex potion by themself.

[01:03:04] Oh, okay.

[01:03:05] Why did I dex potion?

[01:03:06] Yeah.

[01:03:07] What?

[01:03:08] I forgot.

[01:03:09] Yeah.

[01:03:10] I don't know.

[01:03:11] Let's roll damage next turn, draw two cards.

[01:03:16] What is a random upgraded colorless card to your hand?

[01:03:23] Do I want that?

[01:03:26] Hmm.

[01:03:31] Like your sword?

[01:03:32] Is it, like, just weapons? Or is it anything?

[01:03:37] I'm gonna take it, so I learn.

[01:03:41] Ooh, do we wanna go campy or do we wanna...

[01:03:44] You're great.

[01:03:46] Yeah, I wanna upgrade some shit here for sure.

[01:04:02] Hmm.

[01:04:02] Let's upgrade the other Forge.

[01:04:11] That looks like I'm discussing.

[01:04:15] 22!

[01:04:18] Hold on, wait, what are you doing?

[01:04:20] Heal 15 damage. The next attack, another player plays, is played an extra time. Do you have a big double hit?

[01:04:28] I have a bash.

[01:04:30] I think it's good. It's a lot of vulnerable we could add I

[01:04:34] Just you you won't block are you actually gonna hit that or no?

[01:04:37] Thank you

[01:04:41] There you go next hit twice big vulnerable on him. You love that

[01:04:53] Hmm yeah, it's like I'm gonna take some damage here

[01:05:00] I'm aware the first person to attack it's one extra energy we really yeah first so if

[01:05:11] you attack and you get plus one energy here but you can take it oh oh yeah oh it works

[01:05:20] for me too oh the first time in this prison takes attack damage each turn the attacker

[01:05:28] Yeah, I guess it just works for us for both of us. I didn't actually know that

[01:05:33] That's a lot of damage.

[01:05:40] Oh, we can hit him a bit since he's 18.

[01:05:59] I guess I'll just smack him, and send it.

[01:06:09] Hmm, well he's not attacking here.

[01:06:22] Yeah, I need some star generation for sure, that would help a lot.

[01:06:29] Like, I can't even use Comet anymore.

[01:06:32] 26 the fuck?

[01:06:35] Hmm.

[01:06:37] Hmm

[01:06:48] Over a hundred yeah my sword ramps it gains 12 damage every turn

[01:06:57] I can make you double hit again

[01:07:00] I can do I can do bash again

[01:07:03] I don't know if it's the values there because he's already vulnerable. Do you have any other big hits?

[01:07:07] 17.

[01:07:09] Fuck it.

[01:07:11] Would a whirlwind work?

[01:07:13] Would it attack twice? It actually might.

[01:07:15] I think it would.

[01:07:17] Okay, your next attack goes twice.

[01:07:19] I think double whirlwind would happen.

[01:07:23] But you take potentially 20 damage.

[01:07:25] That hurts.

[01:07:27] I could buffer.

[01:07:29] I just got word that.

[01:07:31] What does buffer do?

[01:07:33] It just prevents HP loss.

[01:07:35] Okay, class 20 health, that's decent value.

[01:07:42] Did that work?

[01:07:47] I don't know.

[01:07:50] Oh, you killed it.

[01:07:52] Wait, that worked.

[01:07:53] Okay, so it didn't work on the world one.

[01:07:55] It worked on the second one.

[01:07:56] Okay.

[01:07:57] Well, the more you know.

[01:07:59] You didn't need the buffer.

[01:08:01] No, I did not.

[01:08:03] Shit

[01:08:05] Yeah, the vulnerable doesn't calculate like when you do the damn it won't calculate the plus 50% you have to do that yourself

[01:08:20] Yeah, that seems really good

[01:08:26] Huh

[01:08:28] Let's take that little star gen seems OP might fuck me though.

[01:08:38] I think you can take the energy.

[01:08:41] I think you take the energy I'll take the health.

[01:08:46] I think you can use energy more than me maybe.

[01:08:53] We have a little smith, alright.

[01:08:56] That's two smiths, that's two smiths. It's gotta be spoils here.

[01:09:02] That or... who upgrading that could be big.

[01:09:12] Where's the card I just took that, I guess it's already upgraded. Not Comet.

[01:09:18] It's just so expensive all it does is do more damage. I don't care about the damage on Comet. It's not

[01:09:30] Plus for forge this is play I go here plus five ford strut

[01:09:40] No, I don't have the bill I do the sword though I can smack this fucks so hard, but it's a lot of ramp up

[01:09:47] We are taking, we're taking 16, we're taking 24 damage here.

[01:10:00] I can weaken this guy back here.

[01:10:04] Six.

[01:10:07] We're taking 20 damage now.

[01:10:20] Okay, that was free. We love that.

[01:10:31] I can do 32 to everyone, where I can keep ramping. I think I just keep ramping, so I won't draw it again for a while.

[01:10:37] Shit, trash.

[01:10:56] Put an attack from your draw pile into your hand.

[01:11:02] I mean...

[01:11:17] Why did I even do that?

[01:11:22] Yeah, let's just get rid of the strike.

[01:11:23] Yeah, thorns is a crazy relic it's so slept on.

[01:11:35] We're weakened this turn so our damage is horrible.

[01:11:38] We're taking 14, 20, 28 damage.

[01:11:46] Man.

[01:11:49] man garbage hand here

[01:12:11] alright next turn I should fuck him with a uh oh don't debuff me please

[01:12:15] Don't weaken me. Fuck, I'm weakened again!

[01:12:17] I'm weakened too!

[01:12:20] Finally I draw Furnace. Holy shit. Oh, big damn here I think.

[01:12:27] I just made my blade free. Does 27? Ehh...

[01:12:33] Could be way... Oh, what is this card draw?

[01:12:36] God!

[01:12:38] I mean, I gotta play it while it's free.

[01:12:40] oh wait I'm so fucked I just realized how much damage I'm taking hold on oh my god I

[01:12:52] drew the bomb too fuck it what is that 10 24 I'm taking 30 damage I have a zero

[01:13:03] defense you do any damage can you 10 to the last one or no I'm fucking

[01:13:10] zero out of three.

[01:13:11] Let's cook, let's cook, let's cook.

[01:13:12] But here's what I can do, is I can do this.

[01:13:25] That'll do it.

[01:13:26] Vagamarvels, at the start of each combat, apply one vulnerable to all enemies.

[01:13:30] Nice.

[01:13:31] Oh!

[01:13:32] I

[01:13:35] What the fuck

[01:13:41] We have any I need some star gen

[01:13:46] We can start not elite right I

[01:13:50] Think we go I mean there's elite. Oh fuck you're right if we go right we miss the elite we go left the elite. Yeah

[01:13:58] 50 HP surely that is enough

[01:14:02] It was convergence too.

[01:14:21] Ooh that's a big one, fuck it Cher.

[01:14:30] 20 damage.

[01:14:49] I'm just taking damage here.

[01:14:52] Little fucking piss.

[01:14:55] You got a P?

[01:14:57] Yeah, really bad.

[01:14:59] Okay, writing that down.

[01:15:04] But I'm treating my ladder for a competition.

[01:15:07] Okay.

[01:15:12] I'm taking two, damn. I'm actually just getting withered.

[01:15:23] Gotta get rid of these strikes in my deck. They're actually griefing.

[01:15:25] Shitty ass cards across the board. We need to do big damage to that bad guy I

[01:15:35] Can do actually massive damage to him. I can probably kill the bad guy

[01:15:43] Yeah, I think I just said that

[01:15:48] I guess it's not worth it. Um, do I have any card draw?

[01:15:55] you got it fuck I wish I got a we damn it okay Jesus kill it fuck it alright in

[01:16:04] that case I'm going to comet and then forge

[01:16:14] I have no more cargo.

[01:16:24] Yeah, I'm just gonna fucking snack it too.

[01:16:37] Oh now I draw my shit.

[01:16:38] Goddamn.

[01:16:41] Man, I just forged my weapon, it actually hit for like 500 right now, but I'm not gonna

[01:16:47] draw it.

[01:16:49] Motherfucker.

[01:16:59] Whenever you create a card, gain three block.

[01:17:02] Leave it back.

[01:17:04] Good.

[01:17:05] Maybe I take this simply because I have the mummified hand, right?

[01:17:08] just makes things free. Kind of a big deal. If you target the enemy when they are vulnerable,

[01:17:14] it shows you improved damage, does it? Okay. I've never noticed that. Deal 9 damage to enemies,

[01:17:23] enemies lose 9 strength this turn. That does seem fucking stupid. It's ethereal. You

[01:17:35] have to play it. So if you don't have the stars to send it, the car just leaves.

[01:17:43] I think pillar creation just because it's a power and I have mummified hand. Oh, cocks.

[01:17:49] sitting me for 21

[01:17:57] okay there's a big comet three week three vulnerable and I have a big forge I could use here

[01:18:12] Yo, we're on an elite.

[01:18:19] 21?

[01:18:21] Oh no.

[01:18:23] I think I need to dump my stars for shield here.

[01:18:28] I guess maybe I could weaken him?

[01:18:30] Let me think.

[01:18:31] If I weaken...

[01:18:33] No, weakening would be a misplay here, I think.

[01:18:41] block I think I Smith I think I defend but maybe I should have falling

[01:18:52] start one week really great and turn oh look at your fucking thorns though

[01:19:04] There you go.

[01:19:11] So wait, so instead of you target it shows how much?

[01:19:16] Where does it show? Oh, it hovers over the card. It would be 60 I see.

[01:19:34] It didn't the first one, well I didn't notice that, so alright.

[01:19:39] Ooh, double power here.

[01:19:44] Ah, wait, this thing's fucked by the way.

[01:20:01] Fuck I can't play the card now. No, he did he dies next turn. He's never been more dead next turn

[01:20:06] Hey, wait for 60s. Oh

[01:20:09] Well, he's just buffing. He's dead here

[01:20:13] Big lantern

[01:20:20] Oh

[01:20:22] Yeah, we'll take that fucking it's upgraded.

[01:20:30] I don't think I need to.

[01:20:34] I think I'm good actually.

[01:20:35] Okay.

[01:20:36] Watch 30, I gotta bet the 40.

[01:20:40] Yeah, I should have taken two for the stars.

[01:20:46] You guys are fucking right, I hate myself.

[01:20:51] Fuck it.

[01:20:56] Oh, it's the crab fuck.

[01:20:59] Oh god, okay.

[01:21:05] I definitely want to turn around.

[01:21:11] I think this is the last boss, by the way.

[01:21:18] This one from... no, I think it was Xenophore 2.

[01:21:22] Is it? Okay.

[01:21:26] I can't turn around on Xenophore.

[01:21:28] I'm just gonna have to smack him here.

[01:21:45] Okay.

[01:21:48] Oh, I'm taking a lot of damage here.

[01:22:03] Jeez.

[01:22:06] Yeah, my build actually feels weak.

[01:22:11] I'm forged up, but it ain't feeling so good.

[01:22:17] Okay, big turn here, I'm gonna throw a vulnerable at this left one.

[01:22:42] Fuck it.

[01:22:43] Alright, my damage is pretty unlocked now.

[01:22:45] I just need to draw my sword, it hits so hard.

[01:22:49] Okay, next turn I'm up, too.

[01:22:54] Fuck, is there any way I can gain stars here? God damn it.

[01:22:57] Yes there is.

[01:22:58] Bang.

[01:23:00] I'm weak in his ass.

[01:23:01] Oh fuck we're frail till 25% less damage for two turns.

[01:23:16] 33 what the fuck?

[01:23:19] 49?

[01:23:20] Oh I'm turned around.

[01:23:21] Jeez yeah it's like one tap.

[01:23:23] Oh.

[01:23:24] God, okay

[01:23:34] Yeah, it's 33 now. God damn that actually kills me if I don't defend

[01:23:50] I can weaken it

[01:23:52] It's down to all my stars to it.

[01:23:55] Now it's hitting for 24.

[01:24:00] Hmm.

[01:24:05] That's what I can do.

[01:24:15] This I can do.

[01:24:22] Alright, let me draw my sword please.

[01:24:25] It should hit so hard right now.

[01:24:29] Fuck!

[01:24:32] What is my sword even at?

[01:24:33] It's at 123 right now.

[01:24:36] It hits both of them too.

[01:24:38] Oh shit.

[01:24:41] Wait, draw cards?

[01:24:43] Hold on, maybe I get it?

[01:24:44] I didn't get it again.

[01:24:45] Fuck!

[01:24:53] Wait, one more attempt here?

[01:24:55] Didn't- no, once again.

[01:24:58] I need to turn around, I fucked up.

[01:25:12] Fuck.

[01:25:14] Okay, 14's not horrible, but I'll weaken it as well, dump all my stars, fuck it, like

[01:25:29] if I draw my sword, they actually die next turn, just draw the sword, that's it, I did

[01:25:36] not draw the sword, and I have no card.

[01:25:40] You're fucking kidding me!

[01:26:02] Oh, next turn I have to draw it. It's literally the last card in my deck.

[01:26:07] I didn't draw it.

[01:26:08] How?

[01:26:10] There's two cards left in my deck!

[01:26:12] You're KIDDING ME!

[01:26:33] Oh, hey, I drew the sword.

[01:26:34] 260 fucking eight man

[01:27:02] That's pretty good guards

[01:27:04] Oh, we get an upgrade here.

[01:27:10] I can cook at rest sites like this.

[01:27:17] Oh, I can remove two cards at a rest site.

[01:27:22] Oh shit.

[01:27:24] Jesus fuck.

[01:27:28] Transform up to six cards into mall.

[01:27:32] This is the image of all mall cards I won, huh?

[01:27:37] I just started your turn and I ran out of a tag in your hand and caused zero this turn.

[01:27:40] I think it's a two angle.

[01:27:43] What did you get?

[01:27:45] I can't pick, babe.

[01:27:46] All of it is so good.

[01:27:48] You moved two cards from your deck, gained nine max HP at a rest site.

[01:27:53] Wow, that's pretty good.

[01:27:56] Right, all of them.

[01:27:57] I took the crossbow, but let me see your deck.

[01:28:02] You got a big ass fucking deck leave it works until block I believe it I believe it

[01:28:10] go back

[01:28:12] And go to look at cook recites I

[01:28:20] Mean what cooking is pretty good 9 max HP is fucking nuts and removing two cards of your choice every time done. That's kind of insane

[01:28:32] We can get triple elite going middle left.

[01:28:37] Yeah, I see effects coming.

[01:28:39] When did you get to that shop?

[01:28:41] Oh yeah, okay, there's a door.

[01:28:59] Fuck.

[01:29:02] What the heck at the start of your turn draw one card and exhaust one card from your hand

[01:29:18] I'm going to do this big bang.

[01:29:38] These guys ramp up pretty hard.

[01:29:45] Why do I have crash landing?

[01:29:47] Oh add a random attack into your hand it costs zero oh that's why oh god I'm gonna

[01:29:54] have so many fucking random cards in my shit all right yeah I could not play

[01:30:04] your game if you randomize and I get that guy I'm looking for him.

[01:30:07] What really? Dude I'm good I don't know I don't know.

[01:30:11] All you have is two currencies you have energy and you have stars you just

[01:30:14] Some cards cost stars, and some cards earn stars.

[01:30:18] That's it.

[01:30:19] It takes you like three minutes to play a turn.

[01:30:21] I'm good.

[01:30:22] Oh.

[01:30:24] Look, because you're intelligent,

[01:30:25] and this is building up the leader of intelligence.

[01:30:28] Don't think so.

[01:30:28] Not me, I go like that.

[01:30:29] I think you, I really think you could do this.

[01:30:36] No.

[01:30:38] Even my, see, even the chat's pointing out,

[01:30:39] it's not a character diff.

[01:30:41] It's, it's because I'm using this shit.

[01:30:43] fucking slow

[01:30:48] Well here I can do more damage to the idea boom oh wait that's just my buff

[01:30:54] Sorry, I know if I'm working a little bit

[01:31:01] Look at my buff

[01:31:05] What's your buff plate?

[01:31:08] Cruelty, yeah fucking see your buffs. God it's so annoying it like I have to

[01:31:14] Here we go

[01:31:17] Enemies taking additional 25% damage for vulnerable that's

[01:31:24] Oh wait no, it's 75 right

[01:31:27] Yeah, so it goes to 75 it's 25% more

[01:31:32] Than the 50 so you you're vulnerable 75% increase down. It's fucking crazy actually I

[01:31:38] Need to play a power here

[01:31:43] Okay, I can do a lot of down here

[01:32:06] Okay, but it is one big hit ooh nice okay I've got some stars economy at this

[01:32:21] point is it me or is co-op giga OP I think it is stronger I mean I don't

[01:32:35] see why it wouldn't be. Pay 60... ooh, okay this is actually a fun little game. I'm gonna

[01:32:41] take... so essentially you get six uses. You'll see. When you pick it, you get a

[01:32:47] game. I'm gonna take the curse and we can remove it later. Pay the

[01:32:52] expensive one. And then on this board you can see the bottom far right side.

[01:32:57] You have big and you have small divination. Try clicking each one and

[01:33:01] and look at the difference on the board.

[01:33:05] You want to use the big ones.

[01:33:07] They still cost one divination each.

[01:33:09] So you can get fucked up.

[01:33:12] You can you can loot bad stuff.

[01:33:13] Yes.

[01:33:17] It's like mine, Sweeper.

[01:33:19] So like the card, I don't have something bad.

[01:33:21] So if you see a card, if that card has like purple text

[01:33:26] at the top of it, it's a curse.

[01:33:29] That I learned the hard way before.

[01:33:38] Fuck, I didn't get a relic, I'm bad.

[01:33:40] Nah, I got- Jax, I got debush on this one.

[01:33:47] Do you do a lot of vulnerable?

[01:33:50] I think I do some vulnerable here, there ya go.

[01:33:59] Honestly, I think I'm gonna start sacking, I'm gonna start getting some goddamn energy.

[01:34:03] Fuck yeah, so the boxes are relics, I missed the relic, I'm down.

[01:34:06] Should have went just WQ'd straight towards it.

[01:34:15] This is an interesting start.

[01:34:17] Oh wait, babe.

[01:34:20] Oh, it cost 7 stars. Fuck!

[01:34:23] I have this relic where like, at the start of your turn, add a random attack that costs zero energy.

[01:34:27] But it's adding cards that still cost stars, so it's not free at all.

[01:34:32] It's just griefing me.

[01:34:35] I don't have some block on my side.

[01:34:44] I do have a comet that's free right now.

[01:34:51] Peek in this guy.

[01:34:57] At least remove that dude the fuck. All right, intern. You're so stupid,

[01:35:09] question mark. What did I do, huh? Goodness. Heal six damage three times. I just killed the guy.

[01:35:19] three seven star if you strike oh I should have strike and then made it free I

[01:35:30] serious love being backs up love everyone letting me know things they

[01:35:37] noticed I can't finish that

[01:35:49] That's cringe

[01:35:55] One HP

[01:36:03] Honestly, I shouldn't have kept the vote. Oh my god

[01:36:06] Gain 10 block. Whatever you credit card. Ooh another power. I'll take another power for free

[01:36:19] kinda like this too

[01:36:24] that's good

[01:36:26] powers are- ooh wait

[01:36:29] Chan up to three cards with a droid

[01:36:34] game three block, okay

[01:36:36] one strength

[01:36:41] uh we gotta get rid of the curse

[01:36:44] uh remove the curse from your shit

[01:36:46] Shit has to be done

[01:36:56] Yeah, that's big

[01:36:59] Okay, I have a 32 card deck goodness

[01:37:05] What's your tier list on the classes?

[01:37:16] I don't know yet bro.

[01:37:21] I don't know.

[01:37:22] 70 damages in a minute.

[01:37:32] Fuck.

[01:37:36] She used that curse and messed up.

[01:37:49] I messed up.

[01:37:51] damage that's a lot and that's not the boss right it's just the elite yeah this

[01:37:57] is just a random elite okay I'm gonna take a colors card it's free to play

[01:38:07] July damage

[01:38:21] Hmm.

[01:38:43] Hmm.

[01:38:49] I'm forging.

[01:39:00] Plus 40 forge.

[01:39:01] This looks like a play for sure.

[01:39:06] He's not attacking me.

[01:39:12] is so wasteful right now with this three week and three vulnerable would that

[01:39:19] take away multiple stacks of artifact or to just take away two because it's weak

[01:39:24] and vulnerable it would just remove two fuck there's no way that's worth it

[01:39:32] and you have any likes cheap debuffs or no zero yeah you know shit I just

[01:39:37] I just don't think we can debuff this guy.

[01:39:39] Simple as that.

[01:39:43] That was gonna save.

[01:39:47] Use your blade.

[01:39:50] I just, my deck is so big.

[01:39:52] Oh my god.

[01:39:54] I just don't think I'm gonna draw it again.

[01:39:59] Okay this is correct. Yeah I think I just fucking lose the blades here.

[01:40:01] And hopefully I just draw them later.

[01:40:04] That is a yikes for me.

[01:40:07] I dumped

[01:40:16] Oh those go back in your draw pile

[01:40:21] Oh, yeah, he's he's fucking us fucking as hard

[01:40:37] I mean, shuffle all your cards into your draw pile, draw five cards.

[01:40:52] I'm just gonna fucking throw it and draw five here.

[01:41:07] You have no attacks in your hand to draw three cards.

[01:41:09] Okay.

[01:41:10] Love that for me.

[01:41:13] Well, at least I have the armor.

[01:41:20] Oh, you too.

[01:41:25] Nice.

[01:41:28] I can do pretty decent damage here.

[01:41:30] Can I fucking do that though?

[01:41:37] I don't know if this is worth all seven fucking stars.

[01:41:52] Just comment.

[01:41:53] I mean, I guess if we get rid of something, fuck it, I'm just gonna comment.

[01:41:59] I guess he's getting away.

[01:42:00] Get rid of two debuffs.

[01:42:01] We can almost debuff him.

[01:42:05] the burns right Sam he's not attacking at least hold on wait I can transform all

[01:42:17] of these burns oh that's huge yes get rid of that shit get off my screen

[01:42:35] Oh god.

[01:42:37] Oh, look at that.

[01:42:47] Oh no, I don't have a symbol of defense.

[01:42:51] So you're about to get fucked here.

[01:42:57] Okay, we can now debuff him by the way.

[01:43:05] Fuck it

[01:43:11] Grapple, what does Grapple do?

[01:43:12] Whatever the ironclad gains block this turn, they deal 5 damage for mechonite

[01:43:20] Nice

[01:43:25] Well, I drew a sovereign blade, so

[01:43:30] Yeah

[01:43:35] Oh

[01:43:42] Okay, I got a pretty good relic for me this car

[01:43:47] Checking

[01:43:51] Demonic shield lose one HP give another player block equal to your block

[01:43:58] exhaust

[01:44:00] I mean that'd be good if you were doing a block, but I don't think you do that for me

[01:44:03] I'm getting like 50 block of dirt I mean okay fuck it but it like the stars have

[01:44:11] to align so you have to have big block and they need to be doing a big attack

[01:44:15] and I need to not have blocked that turn true I'm gonna go up a cut you can die

[01:44:21] okay I'm just looking at what I want to pick here

[01:44:28] Fuck it, I'm just grabbing cards. I can't stop.

[01:44:32] Ooh, fancy chest.

[01:44:36] Uh, you take the strength. I'll take the card draw.

[01:44:42] It's fine.

[01:44:45] Uh, if we go left we get two elites. We can get...

[01:44:49] If we go left we get three elites. Right. Fuck it, we go left.

[01:44:53] Kill the fucking Spectre.

[01:44:57] Spectre's gonna die ASAP.

[01:45:06] And I'm not getting a lot of forge here.

[01:45:14] Screw it.

[01:45:18] Time for your draw pile into your hand.

[01:45:22] Eww.

[01:45:33] Alright.

[01:45:34] Maybe I can get two stars here.

[01:45:38] Okay, I can do weak and vulnerable to fucking hit this guy's screw.

[01:45:52] Okay, you only play, oh no, every card you don't play is gone.

[01:46:10] Unless we kill this guy.

[01:46:15] i'm not drawn shit that i like though

[01:46:39] we can neck i

[01:46:41] think i can kill him actually

[01:46:44] Yeah, I absolutely can.

[01:46:46] Should have done that earlier.

[01:46:47] Atta order.

[01:46:48] Yes.

[01:46:54] Why do you strike?

[01:46:55] It was free.

[01:47:00] Which one next?

[01:47:01] Doesn't matter.

[01:47:02] I don't think it matters.

[01:47:02] Let's kill the front fucker.

[01:47:03] Yeah, he's debuffed, so...

[01:47:05] Beat his ass.

[01:47:14] I mean, I just- I mean, there's fucking trash hands over here.

[01:47:30] I have nothing I can do here.

[01:47:33] Sam?

[01:47:34] Okay.

[01:47:35] Shit.

[01:47:36] I can target whoever I want that is him doing a defensive this enemy

[01:47:55] He intends to block.

[01:48:00] What do you mean?

[01:48:06] Oh, not me.

[01:48:07] No, Comet's like a spell I use.

[01:48:08] Why is he...

[01:48:14] The Comet.

[01:48:15] Probably Relic.

[01:48:16] Look at your exhaust.

[01:48:17] Look at my exhaust.

[01:48:18] It's your...in your exhaust.

[01:48:25] I don't know.

[01:48:31] That's my discard.

[01:48:32] That's- where's the exhaust- oh.

[01:48:34] Bombardment.

[01:48:35] Oh!

[01:48:36] Feel 18 damage at the start of your turn.

[01:48:38] Plays from the exhaust pile.

[01:48:40] I don't- I got some random attack that I used that I just fucking sent it.

[01:48:43] It was free.

[01:48:44] Kind of crazy.

[01:48:47] Uh.

[01:48:49] I can definitely kill this fucking fucking fucker in this room.

[01:49:09] My build is actually so trash now it feels like.

[01:49:12] I'm not sure.

[01:49:16] Ooh.

[01:49:18] I didn't get a similar type.

[01:49:22] Yeah.

[01:49:27] Get energy to start your next three.

[01:49:29] Yeah, I have nothing.

[01:49:32] Maybe some draw? Nope.

[01:49:34] I'll send them up.

[01:49:35] No fucking way we gotta take this hit.

[01:49:38] Thirty fucking four.

[01:49:40] Wait, wait, wait, maybe he dies to, like, some bullshit.

[01:49:45] Fuck!

[01:49:48] Yow.

[01:49:54] Alright, let's get a fuck that.

[01:49:58] Look at that tanking power at the foot.

[01:50:01] What tanking power?

[01:50:03] Uh, take double damage from enemies, but allies take half damage from enemies.

[01:50:09] I mean, that's a tank built.

[01:50:10] it do you play up to four players so imagine like you're just pure armor and

[01:50:18] that's it you take everything we're gonna smith here

[01:50:27] I mean, what do I even?

[01:50:41] This one run is almost two hours long.

[01:50:43] Oh, shit.

[01:50:44] Is it?

[01:50:45] I mean, it's just fucking character.

[01:50:48] And this build I'm doing, I don't know, it's AIDS.

[01:50:52] I got to read all the it's it's actually so aids

[01:51:03] So when you listen to the lead right as an elite, okay

[01:51:16] Collision course added debris to your hand

[01:51:22] I don't think I can nerf him though. What is he doing? 6x4? 24 damage. Oh, puss.

[01:51:51] Should I just double blade here? I feel like I should. Yeah fuck it. That was everything.

[01:52:04] It's gonna be a bit before I can do shit for a while now.

[01:52:09] Okay, I can nerf and weaken him, fuck. I wish he was vulnerable, but life's hard.

[01:52:21] Oh, should have used that. What do you mean he's got six stacks? He didn't have vulnerable

[01:52:37] when I did my shit though.

[01:52:39] Yep, turn order, question mark.

[01:52:43] Exactly.

[01:52:44] Actually getting pretty cooked here, I played all my cards, sit, and take in nine damn.

[01:52:54] I wonder how things would go, babe, if you were streaming your POV.

[01:53:15] Oh god, no, I could not handle it, the fucking question was the, what are you doing, you

[01:53:20] fucking retard?

[01:53:21] I am dead.

[01:53:22] Oh, sure.

[01:53:23] I'm gonna enjoy the game a lot.

[01:53:25] Oh, stream, just...

[01:53:28] Barely peeking at chat every now and again.

[01:53:30] See the question marks, look away.

[01:53:32] I mean, every time I press a card, it's this question mark.

[01:53:34] What are you doing?

[01:53:36] Half the time it's like, hey, it actually comes in.

[01:53:38] It actually doesn't.

[01:53:39] How are you supposed to know when the fuck you're gonna go?

[01:53:42] It's actually so annoying.

[01:53:44] Ah, well, Bulwark seems good.

[01:53:46] Forge 10, the fuck.

[01:53:50] Okay, I go up Thunder Clap.

[01:53:52] I'll skip.

[01:53:54] Okay, skip Thunderfly.

[01:53:58] Ooh, create a custom card, here we go.

[01:54:01] Make it power it.

[01:54:04] Wait, do you make a skill or an attack?

[01:54:07] Up to you.

[01:54:08] Skill is more defensive, attack is more offensive, usually.

[01:54:13] But also skill can be utility as well.

[01:54:17] It'll stick.

[01:54:18] The end of combat upgrade a random card.

[01:54:25] Well, at this point I think it's game 2 strength and 2 dex.

[01:54:31] Well, kill the midfuck.

[01:54:45] This might take a hot minute. It really might.

[01:55:11] Ew, I drew dog shit.

[01:55:13] Alright, well...

[01:55:14] Whatever.

[01:55:16] Thought maybe I'd draw a comet or something.

[01:55:35] I'm about to lose my shit.

[01:55:36] Oh, I'm about to lose my sword.

[01:55:38] It's over.

[01:55:39] Holy fuck, it's about to be over.

[01:55:41] I'll use my energy pot here, or I'd have to save that for the last boss, there's no way.

[01:56:00] Yeah fuck it.

[01:56:01] Alright, well, there goes my goddamn sovereign blade.

[01:56:04] Hopefully I can forge and it like gives it back, maybe?

[01:56:12] How does he get it back on the next forge? Do I? I don't know.

[01:56:17] No shit, you fucking retard.

[01:56:20] Do you not know that?

[01:56:21] Smith?

[01:56:22] Nice, I got it back, quick.

[01:56:24] But I think it actually like lost all of its damage. It reset.

[01:56:34] Do I have the AoE?

[01:56:41] Yeah I do, alright, hang on.

[01:56:50] I was hitting cards at this point.

[01:57:01] 52... oh yeah I got fucking nerf.

[01:57:21] I need some defense.

[01:57:22] I'm about to take 17 damage.

[01:57:25] How she?

[01:57:29] What the hell 50 damage wow

[01:57:39] Oh my god, no, okay shining strike is great for me. I gotta stop hitting it

[01:57:50] I can do 31 damage I

[01:57:54] Said I can do more than that

[01:57:59] Oh there you go. Okay fuck it. Can you damn do you block?

[01:58:06] Yeah.

[01:58:09] I picked up upgrades to random attacks it selected two strikes out of 34 cards to upgrade

[01:58:37] I love that for me.

[01:58:46] That's cute, babe.

[01:58:47] Thanks, the cat.

[01:58:48] That's it.

[01:58:49] He is.

[01:58:50] Be right here.

[01:58:51] If he's got his hands right here.

[01:59:01] Do I heal here?

[01:59:03] Yeah, I fucking do.

[01:59:05] Oh, it's the queen.

[01:59:12] Uh, we probably need to take out the summon.

[01:59:20] I think it probably ramps.

[01:59:22] I don't think we can zug as much as we'd want to.

[01:59:28] Oh shit, I upgraded.

[01:59:38] No way I used my sword.

[01:59:43] I'm chained up. Oh, no.

[01:59:56] Wait, I'm... oh yeah, I got bound hard as fuck.

[02:00:01] Or some cards are, at least.

[02:00:13] Hmm.

[02:00:17] Only one bound card would please her, okay, so I guess I'll...

[02:00:23] Honestly, I think I'd comment here for sure.

[02:00:28] Would you want to have a tail if you could?

[02:00:35] What?

[02:00:36] No.

[02:00:37] Absolutely not.

[02:00:38] Why not?

[02:00:39] That's stupid.

[02:00:40] Why?

[02:00:41] Uh, why would you want a tail?

[02:00:44] I don't know, what if it's like a very...

[02:00:47] No, imagine sitting down in a chair.

[02:00:50] No, no, there's no reality we're having a tail as a benefit.

[02:00:56] You can swing from it and use it for balance, and...

[02:00:59] When's the last time we climbed a tree?

[02:01:04] I mean, yeah, sure, but if I had a tail, it probably would.

[02:01:07] No, I don't think you would.

[02:01:10] I think you're wrong.

[02:01:14] Okay!

[02:01:15] Alright.

[02:01:16] There is a shit fuck- I have nothing I can do here.

[02:01:23] Okay, but if you had to have a tail, what kind of tail would you have?

[02:01:27] Like would you prefer like a monkey tail or like a wolf?

[02:01:33] Uh, definitely, I guess a monkey tail.

[02:01:39] Probably easier to hire a wolf tail.

[02:01:40] You'd have to shave it

[02:01:43] Why would you want it like what are you gonna do with a wolf tail?

[02:01:47] Wag it

[02:01:50] And something know you're like into me if I saw you coming up to me I was fucking wagging your tail

[02:01:55] This is this is a good thing for people that are

[02:01:58] socially weird

[02:02:00] Yeah, they are definitely socially weird

[02:02:10] Like you'd probably, again, you would also just get dissected, truth be told.

[02:02:21] No, you wouldn't, if you had a tail.

[02:02:23] Yes, you'd get dissected by fucking, like, Blizzard or something.

[02:02:27] No, you absolutely wouldn't, if you had a tail, you'd get worshiped by the dweebs.

[02:02:32] Can you kill this?

[02:02:34] I can't do any damn.

[02:02:37] Nice.

[02:02:38] I mean, I guess you could make a career out of it, like, make YouTube videos, look at

[02:02:50] me in my tail, I'm so unique and quirky.

[02:02:53] And Furries would love you and they'd throw money, they'd probably look at you as God.

[02:02:57] Um, but again, the government would come in and you'd probably get dissected and

[02:03:01] questioned.

[02:03:02] Lots of different things.

[02:03:04] deal with a lot of issues I'm sure. What is this fucking hand? Ugh.

[02:03:20] I'm just getting fucked here. 7 times I have 35. Ow.

[02:03:24] Look at my strength. I have 19 strength.

[02:03:26] 19?

[02:03:28] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[02:03:30] then I just need to draw my fucking blade for one time in my life please

[02:03:44] exhaust this exhaust that fuck you I'll say fuck that too fuck solar strike

[02:04:00] I don't think they are.

[02:04:29] This whole time you moved out the neck your skit so true in by yourself true

[02:04:37] Three energy

[02:04:43] All right, I finally drew my sovereign blade it's a miracle it really fucking is

[02:04:50] is.

[02:04:57] Uh...

[02:04:58] This sword is massive.

[02:04:59] Yeah, and I'm fucking weak in two, but...

[02:05:02] Wait, is it gross size?

[02:05:05] Yes, it does!

[02:05:07] Oh, okay.

[02:05:08] Okay, it gets bigger.

[02:05:09] I didn't know.

[02:05:10] Right?

[02:05:11] I didn't see it until now.

[02:05:12] It's big.

[02:05:13] Thank you.

[02:05:14] You're welcome.

[02:05:16] You're welcome.

[02:05:21] Look at that sword.

[02:05:24] Look at my whole fucking screen.

[02:05:26] Jeez, what the triple comment? Excuse me?

[02:05:29] Yeah, I just keep getting these comments so I'm just locking them down.

[02:05:32] Or whatever the fuck this, oh he's dead.

[02:05:36] I hated my build. That sucks.

[02:05:42] Oh shit, let's see how much damage people have done.

[02:05:45] It was 1 billion last night.

[02:05:49] Oh, 2.6 billion now.

[02:05:54] Yes, it is.

[02:05:58] Oh, we got a drink.

[02:06:00] We got a large sword at least. True, I did. I really did.

[02:06:04] Wait, you just...

[02:06:06] fun

[02:06:24] Super massive

[02:06:26] I think what I fucked up there was there was a card that would every time I play it

[02:06:36] it goes to the top of my draw pile and I kept playing it and so I kept redrawing it and

[02:06:42] wondering why I'm not getting the cards that I actually want.

[02:06:45] I mean I had the energy for it I should have just not used the energy on it.

[02:06:52] I just feel like I either had too many stars or I had too much energy. I didn't really balance it well

[02:07:02] Wait, what is it heavenly drill deal 8 damage x times double x if it's 4 or more

[02:07:11] Four or more four more energy

[02:07:17] And right

[02:07:23] All right, I'm re-inviting

[02:07:27] You want to try the daily challenge, what is this a new challenge is available once a day compete with other groups for the highest score

[02:07:34] Let's do it

[02:07:36] All right inviting you

[02:07:40] You have to play a certain class, I don't know

[02:07:44] Oh, no, I'm not very good at the games like compete like that

[02:07:47] It's a set seat. It's all Chinese people. Yeah, that's not surprised. Oh my god, every

[02:07:57] single ranking. I don't see a single English name. What? Yeah. Yeah. Read the bottom. Choose

[02:08:08] 10 out of 30 cards to replace your starting deck. What? Whatever you add a card. Okay,

[02:08:14] Now fuck this back out standard

[02:08:17] Okay, I invited you we're not at that level yet. What a waste of time for us

[02:08:26] Random

[02:08:29] What'd you get what'd you get what'd you get? Oh shit, okay

[02:08:36] Okay.

[02:08:37] I'm gonna remove two cards from my deck.

[02:08:49] Double Otsi.

[02:08:50] Damn, I actually took so much damage from one.

[02:08:58] Let's go left side, I think.

[02:09:01] Wait, one, two, three.

[02:09:04] Yeah, let's go left side.

[02:09:07] What are you drawing?

[02:09:09] What was that?

[02:09:10] Eyeballs?

[02:09:11] Ah, okay.

[02:09:16] Let's kill the fellow.

[02:09:34] He's gonna kill my hand.

[02:09:39] Oh, let him live.

[02:09:41] Let him live, too.

[02:09:44] If we can kill the front fuck, we're taking nine damn here.

[02:09:49] I can't.

[02:10:04] I think I can see your hands HP.

[02:10:08] You can't hover over it.

[02:10:12] Oh, I can. You're right. I have to hover over it though. It's weird.

[02:10:20] Nice.

[02:10:22] Mmm. Ooh.

[02:10:25] So what kind of build are you doing? You're doing a Doom Guild?

[02:10:28] What am I saying? A Doom Boomb?

[02:10:31] to doom boom well I'm looking at my card options and it's three no it's two

[02:10:37] forms of doom and osteo dill's throw damages card cause zero of Aussie is

[02:10:41] attacked this time I go ahead just do just do the doom bill no I'll ban doom

[02:10:45] no no go ahead good go doom apply 10 doom plus an additional five doom for

[02:10:51] every 10 doom already on this enemy

[02:10:55] hmmm

[02:10:59] also negative pole seems good as fuck

[02:11:04] i just don't see how odds you can do

[02:11:12] well i don't see it owning, you have to give

[02:11:14] him so much health to make him actually

[02:11:16] do damn

[02:11:16] it's no way

[02:11:19] I'm going to escape.

[02:11:26] This is nice.

[02:11:31] What I don't see what you have.

[02:11:33] Let me see.

[02:11:34] It's nothing.

[02:11:35] I have jack shit.

[02:11:36] I have jacks of money too.

[02:11:37] Oh!

[02:11:38] Partly.

[02:11:39] All players summon six.

[02:11:40] Damn.

[02:11:41] Yeah, that's plus 12 HP total.

[02:11:45] Right.

[02:11:46] What if we double bluff each other?

[02:11:48] I mean, I have to get that. I don't have that and I don't feel like I guess I'm gonna get that brass

[02:11:54] Okay, and not remove my car

[02:12:06] This is so much out of retain to your card

[02:12:14] Hmm

[02:12:16] It's got to be card

[02:12:22] She

[02:12:25] Love left side

[02:12:28] Oh, I think it's a card removal again

[02:12:36] It's like I have nothing I want to upgrade unless you have something you want to upgrade

[02:12:41] No

[02:12:42] Okay, I actually have no I have seven cards in my deck

[02:12:46] I have eleven

[02:12:48] That's seven

[02:12:51] Increase the damages card by two increase the block by two. I

[02:12:56] Guess I'm increasing the fucking block. I

[02:13:00] Don't know if we can kill us a little bit. I

[02:13:02] Was gonna say I'm gonna like we cuz what though? I wish I took a we do it is oh, I should have upgraded no escape. I'm done

[02:13:12] Okay, well I can start doing one of them

[02:13:25] This might be it

[02:13:32] Yeah, yeah horrible

[02:13:39] 714 3 so it's 17

[02:13:42] Uh...

[02:13:47] Fuck it, I'm scared to defend all I can. I'm just trying to get one of these guys down ASAP.

[02:13:58] They're actually ramp so much single target doom. Oh, of course, I don't draw the one doom card here. It's great.

[02:14:12] I should do big doom to him but he dies the left one but he's gonna get one extra attack

[02:14:23] but you can do four damage to him.

[02:14:27] He dies there.

[02:14:29] I have 50 health.

[02:14:32] Yeah, we are dead.

[02:14:34] Sevens or sixteen damage is what we're taking here.

[02:14:42] Okay big doom on that guy the fuck potion okay big can you hit that guy on the left

[02:14:57] one time or no no he dies you know 7 HP and I died good luck

[02:15:09] Oh god, I didn't get a single block.

[02:15:14] Is that actually his game?

[02:15:19] Okay.

[02:15:21] Alright, so alive?

[02:15:23] Look at my hand.

[02:15:25] I'm dead.

[02:15:28] I'm just fucking dead.

[02:15:32] Well, it was a good attempt, babe.

[02:15:34] We gave it our all.

[02:15:36] When straight to the elite is died

[02:15:42] All right, let's try again this is why we're not doing the daily challenge

[02:15:53] Kind of annoying I have to fucking reset and re-invite you every time I hate that oh

[02:16:02] Shit babe oh

[02:16:04] No, oh no

[02:16:06] No. Oh shit. No.

[02:16:08] You got this!

[02:16:09] No. No.

[02:16:16] Hmm.

[02:16:18] I'm gonna obtain a random rare card.

[02:16:21] What did I get?

[02:16:25] Oh my god. Okay.

[02:16:29] That's pretty good.

[02:16:36] Okay, I would like a carry, please

[02:16:41] Let's go straight to the elite

[02:16:45] Oh, yeah

[02:16:47] I need to get a very good card, it gives me one, it costs three but it gives me one energy

[02:17:06] every turn.

[02:17:07] And it gives me something else.

[02:17:10] And I draw one additional card.

[02:17:13] I don't think I can play it here, because I'll take damage from this guy.

[02:17:21] Throwable? Do you think?

[02:17:25] Maybe we're fucked.

[02:17:36] You're taking one damage? Uh, it's a- oh it is ethereal too.

[02:17:40] Crazy. So I'm gonna have one health more than you would have had at the end of this fight.

[02:17:55] I would fucking love a coffee, babe.

[02:17:59] Heh.

[02:18:01] Let's see, next turn summon two and gain two energy.

[02:18:08] Hmm.

[02:18:10] Maybe I take Wisp.

[02:18:17] I think Wisp could be really big here, just so I can get that one power rolling.

[02:18:30] Three was kinda goaded, eh, my asshole.

[02:18:37] Transforms into a powerful relic after defeating five elites. What is a sort of stone?

[02:18:43] Okay, I'm with you five elites, huh?

[02:18:56] You weaken him or no, no, yeah, I mean

[02:19:01] I mean, do I defend and take no damage or do I pop my power?

[02:19:09] I think I just take no damage.

[02:19:13] Fuck the power.

[02:19:14] You got a freaking power?

[02:19:16] Yeah, at the very beginning I gambled instead of tain a rare card and I got a crazy power, I told you.

[02:19:22] Hmm.

[02:19:26] It sounds like cheating to me.

[02:19:28] Yeah, I'm a cheater, you know me.

[02:19:30] Can you do damage or no?

[02:19:48] What?

[02:19:50] Hmm.

[02:19:54] He loses 3 HP, add 3 souls to your draw pile.

[02:20:03] You'll 8 damage, apply Doom, equal to damage dealt.

[02:20:06] Now fuck that.

[02:20:07] I think it's a capture-spiritable.

[02:20:08] You'll not-

[02:20:09] You'll not protein coffee or 1-8-day BD coffee?

[02:20:13] Diabetes coffee.

[02:20:14] The protein coffee was miserable.

[02:20:16] No, that was the coconut coffee with the chunks.

[02:20:20] Oh, a protein coffee.

[02:20:23] why not six we're taking 14 damage I'm triple defending I have nothing on here

[02:20:41] cut damn it I think I just do that I think this is gonna be an annoying fight

[02:20:47] Oh, big weekend.

[02:20:52] That's not that is not even coffee. It's like a what's in it it gives protein to it

[02:20:57] Yeah, it's

[02:21:00] I don't know

[02:21:03] It's got protein in it. Here you go

[02:21:07] way way protein

[02:21:17] Man I am weak as fuck, Jesus.

[02:21:35] Oh you could have hit me, 10 damage.

[02:21:44] Teen? What?

[02:21:47] Oh, because it eats the slug and gets enraged.

[02:21:52] Oh, shit.

[02:21:53] Yeah, I didn't know that either.

[02:22:02] Hmm.

[02:22:05] Yeah, ouchie.

[02:22:14] You should die this time.

[02:22:26] Not this.

[02:22:27] Next time.

[02:22:28] No, next time.

[02:22:29] No.

[02:22:30] There we go.

[02:22:31] There we go.

[02:22:38] Mmmmm.

[02:22:47] Grave Blast seems pretty good actually.

[02:22:49] Deal 4 damage, put a curve in your discard pile into your hand.

[02:22:54] What am I even building here?

[02:22:59] I have extra energy, but to do what?

[02:23:02] I don't know.

[02:23:03] It's protein boost of milk.

[02:23:05] Just get rid of that.

[02:23:07] I don't know what it means.

[02:23:09] But it's...

[02:23:09] Fuck!

[02:23:11] Ah, shit, babe.

[02:23:13] Ah, yeah, we're done.

[02:23:15] Alright.

[02:23:15] I think we actually might just die here again.

[02:23:17] Yeah, we're fucking done.

[02:23:26] I have no potions.

[02:23:29] Oh, god.

[02:23:32] Probably this is fucking shield too.

[02:23:35] It's fucked.

[02:23:40] Where the fuck is my power?

[02:23:52] I reflect a lot, I think, right now.

[02:23:54] Okay, that's gonna take a lot of damage. I'm just trying to get these guys down.

[02:23:59] and keep my health around yours, because there's no point in me being alive.

[02:24:04] 10, we're taking 19 damage.

[02:24:05] Well, like, if you die, it's over.

[02:24:07] If one of us dies, so it's like, I'm just gonna duck if I have more health than you.

[02:24:16] I think I'm about to do something, but I'm so fucking cooked here, but I'm gonna do this early.

[02:24:22] Ow.

[02:24:29] is it good no it's very bad 9 16 25 damage we're taking

[02:24:50] I mean...

[02:24:59] I'm fucking dead here.

[02:25:01] No, you're not!

[02:25:03] I'm dead next turn, that's for sure.

[02:25:06] God damn!

[02:25:14] All I'm doing is blocking, like I'm just...

[02:25:17] I'm just weathering you down.

[02:25:19] the problem is we just we need some type of like we have to split damage what am I

[02:25:25] gonna do it's just shields I can't get through them GGM dead fucking hell all right

[02:25:31] baby got this

[02:25:35] Well, if we were to find, if we killed five elites, we would get a super sword.

[02:25:51] We just pure invested.

[02:25:53] Alright, try again.

[02:25:54] No, I don't think it's that.

[02:25:55] I think it's the, is it because we're in second ascension, it's always going to

[02:26:00] be that elite first?

[02:26:01] No.

[02:26:02] Is it just random?

[02:26:03] No.

[02:26:04] I think it's pure rng which is happening in twice in a row

[02:26:15] Well, what how are you getting how you randomized three times good doesn't care through three times right? I don't know

[02:26:22] Who received greed eternal so you cannot remove greed that card is permanently in your deck

[02:26:31] What would I even upgrade if anything?

[02:26:34] Nine damage summon seven

[02:26:40] Fucking I'm just gonna upgrade my summon to seven

[02:26:48] All right, so the first elite is right up here let's go straight to that

[02:26:53] We have no oh fuck there's a store right there, too

[02:26:57] Man if we took the greed we could have gone store and then we'd definitely beat the elite with the eyes next to it

[02:27:04] Hmm

[02:27:12] Rocket ship

[02:27:15] It was meant to be a dick. What can it bro? Why is your dick so tip-heavy? What is wrong with that?

[02:27:21] I didn't put that much effort into it

[02:27:24] But every time I see you draw dick, it's always like tiny balls, and then it goes like this

[02:27:29] What is wrong with those digs?

[02:27:31] Because by the time I get to that point I'm like, maybe I shouldn't draw a dick. Let me just like, fuck it up, you know?

[02:27:37] Like the Intrusive Thoughts 1, I shouldn't have even started. How'd you erase? What?

[02:27:42] What'd you do that? Where's the eraser? Oh?

[02:27:52] Well, I can't- oh, that's yours, right. All right, let's focus up. Lock in.

[02:27:57] Trying to get Ascension 7.

[02:27:59] Or six

[02:28:03] Is there a max ascension or does it just keep going?

[02:28:08] It just keeps going I think

[02:28:12] Three x oh 20 is apparently max

[02:28:16] Well, can you week in that fight? No, you can't you said

[02:28:29] Hmm. Well this is gonna hurt. We should also maybe kill both of them at the same time,

[02:28:43] ish. Cuz they eat each other. Yeah, I'll go. Sure.

[02:28:51] Yeah, I'm frail as fuck too.

[02:28:58] And we're debuffing it.

[02:28:59] That is so annoying.

[02:29:02] Alright, now they're pretty low.

[02:29:15] We can just kill one now.

[02:29:19] I get hit one, and I can basically kill one.

[02:29:21] Oh, so can you.

[02:29:28] Oh, it dies.

[02:29:31] What'd you get? What'd you get? What'd you get?

[02:29:33] Deal 9 damage, add a soul to your draw pile.

[02:29:38] Deal 13 damage, ethereal.

[02:29:40] And then blight strike.

[02:29:42] DLA damage, applied doom equal to the damage dealt.

[02:29:44] Just do doom, babe. Just do doom.

[02:29:45] No, I don't like blight strike.

[02:29:47] I think I have to somehow how would I make blight strike good just replace that

[02:29:54] replace your strikes with that it's your new melee well you don't just replace your strikes

[02:29:59] I need to somehow make this blight strike do more damage, so I would need strength

[02:30:05] Upgrade it. Okay. That's doesn't give you strength though

[02:30:11] Fuck it. I'm gonna try it. Maybe I can find some type of strength amplifier that I don't know about

[02:30:17] I feel like you're copying what I do.

[02:30:28] What?

[02:30:29] There's no buttons!

[02:30:30] You're waiting for me to go first, they can copy me what I do.

[02:30:36] That is not true.

[02:30:39] So true.

[02:30:42] Oh, not true.

[02:30:47] It's the same class, level 2.

[02:30:50] We have gotten-

[02:30:51] Yep, what's up? You have the same card as me!

[02:30:53] Yes, I do! Exactly!

[02:31:00] Absolutely not.

[02:31:02] Oh my god, you're right. It actually dies. I'm stupid.

[02:31:06] My bad, my bad.

[02:31:08] I didn't know you're gonna do all that damage. It's why I wait.

[02:31:12] No, it's because you don't want to copy me that time.

[02:31:17] Mmm.

[02:31:18] Oh, and whenever you apply Doom game 2 block, I wish I could give you that.

[02:31:25] That's pretty good.

[02:31:26] There's something called Reap deals 27 damage.

[02:31:33] Whenever you apply a debuff to an enemy, they take 9 damage.

[02:31:38] Is that every single doom applied? Or is that it's a power?

[02:31:43] Ooh, it's hard to get it going.

[02:31:49] I'm saying like it...

[02:31:55] I feel like debilitate could be good too.

[02:31:57] Because then if they're vulnerable, my whatever strike will do more damage, which means it'll now apply more doom.

[02:32:05] But then again, three is definitely...

[02:32:07] I can take fear with your eyes moment. I'm gonna take to build a tape bucket

[02:32:14] We're gonna

[02:32:17] Don't know I don't want to go there. Yes. I do. Let's go there

[02:32:21] He's really good. No shit. I just don't want to do that

[02:32:24] I'm trying to not just do a basic doom build. I did that last every time basic. It's cool

[02:32:29] Is it? She's gonna do the same fucking build again

[02:32:33] Last he deals 11 damage and applies 2 vulnerable to all enemies.

[02:32:47] Pluto, this is- I just randomize this character 3 times in a row. It's not a sale of my favorite.

[02:32:52] Let's drop a strike. I'm just gonna remove, drop all those cards.

[02:33:03] I mean, fuck, I just have no goddamn...

[02:33:23] I just to play here order the coffee order the coffee right up

[02:33:32] Don't anything else a sandwich, baby

[02:33:37] What yeah, that works for me having Swiss on a baguette

[02:33:46] Yeah, fuck with that

[02:33:50] 25 grams of protein

[02:33:52] Abilitate vulnerable and weak are twice as effective for the next three turns

[02:33:57] Okay

[02:34:01] Kind of like that. We just need a I need a vulnerable in a week now

[02:34:19] You got it good job

[02:34:22] fear theory applies vulnerable

[02:34:29] hmm

[02:34:34] you

[02:34:38] Yeah, I guess we'll take that.

[02:35:05] theory also I don't defend here don't defend

[02:35:08] okay I was gonna I have to use this to remove the strength

[02:35:18] no you can play one skill per turn

[02:35:21] huh

[02:35:24] ah fuck alright let's do that I guess

[02:35:26] oh one skill

[02:35:28] you can still attack

[02:35:32] what the hell is that?

[02:35:33] that is something

[02:35:34] blow. Eight damage before being destroyed. Interesting.

[02:35:41] After we kill it, it's going to do that much work. No, it says after it's trying to take you down with it, it will

[02:35:46] attack you for eight damage before being destroyed.

[02:35:52] Yes, so do we take damage or not?

[02:35:57] I think so.

[02:35:58] I

[02:36:00] Think you kill the leader and it just it disappears

[02:36:02] I think it's gonna hit for eight and then blow up so we're taking 16 damage here

[02:36:10] Something like that

[02:36:13] Yeah, you kill it for no damage or it kills itself to deal eight

[02:36:18] Yeah, okay, I could have maybe killed it. I just it says I

[02:36:23] Don't know

[02:36:28] I nerfed it, Sam.

[02:36:49] I'll do a capture spirit.

[02:36:58] Well, if we go right, we get three elites. If we go left, we get two.

[02:37:02] I wish we had four.

[02:37:05] Huh? Oh my god.

[02:37:06] We get four.

[02:37:07] Alright, fuck it. Let's go.

[02:37:09] We're so dead again!

[02:37:10] Yeah, we're all fucking beyond cooked.

[02:37:12] Hey, look at this mob. The art is so weird on it.

[02:37:18] He is a little weird.

[02:37:24] You can skip every elite though.

[02:37:26] Really? Thank you.

[02:37:27] Didn't know that.

[02:37:34] Block my debuffs.

[02:37:37] Uh, okay, I'm gonna do something here. I'm gonna throw this vulnerable-

[02:37:41] Is this an elite?

[02:37:43] Oh my god, it's fucking not.

[02:37:47] Why just take the damage then?

[02:37:50] I guess I do.

[02:37:54] Fuck it. I was getting a few bling touch, but that's for it.

[02:37:56] I should have blown a balloon, I'm so stupid.

[02:38:16] That's okay.

[02:38:17] I'm taking some down here.

[02:38:19] I've been taking some down.

[02:38:21] Yeah, you're getting cooked.

[02:38:24] So am I though.

[02:38:25] What right what I'm 8 less HP

[02:38:33] What the fuck bone brew plus 15 summoner it

[02:38:41] Aussie deal seven damage hits an additional time for each other time he has attacked this turn

[02:38:49] Huh

[02:38:51] No way.

[02:38:56] We'll take delay.

[02:38:59] All right.

[02:39:01] Oh man, I don't know if this was worth it.

[02:39:04] It's the last of us. What is this thing?

[02:39:06] Cannot lose more than 44 HP each turn.

[02:39:09] That's fine.

[02:39:10] Not bad. Yeah, not bad.

[02:39:11] Don't defend here.

[02:39:13] Okay.

[02:39:14] He hits for one, so.

[02:39:21] Wait, you could have debilitated and then I could have vulnerable, no?

[02:39:27] Doesn't matter.

[02:39:28] Oh, okay.

[02:39:29] I'm not sure that works.

[02:39:30] I mean, if I could like, plug it in and use it up or something.

[02:39:34] Honestly, I'd rather you vulnerable and then I debilitate, it's like, it does damage.

[02:39:38] Yeah, it makes a difference, yeah.

[02:39:40] But, I don't know.

[02:39:43] Bad job.

[02:39:45] 16, huh?

[02:39:47] 16, huh?

[02:39:52] Take a dip.

[02:39:58] You think this guy fucking down?

[02:40:03] Light strike.

[02:40:08] Ugh.

[02:40:13] all these goddamn daisies

[02:40:14] ooh I can I can fuck him I can fuck him so hard

[02:40:20] who's damn

[02:40:21] okay

[02:40:22] damn what what are you doing that's doing this

[02:40:24] there's a thing that reduces their strength by eight

[02:40:27] but it's ethereal if I don't play it I lose the card

[02:40:35] so I just got lucky with the RNGs

[02:40:37] All right.

[02:40:50] Here we go.

[02:40:51] Let's again nerf him.

[02:40:54] He needs.

[02:40:58] We need eleven more damage, and I don't think I know what.

[02:41:03] Maybe I defend and I throw this potion on.

[02:41:05] Here you go.

[02:41:08] Should die

[02:41:12] There we go.

[02:41:14] Ooh, bronze scales.

[02:41:17] Ooh, whenever you play a soul, devour, or soul summon one.

[02:41:21] I got that too.

[02:41:23] Yeah, that's pretty good.

[02:41:28] Fuck it, we grabbed that shit. That sounds sick.

[02:41:37] What do you want?

[02:41:39] I don't care, your call.

[02:41:41] Whenever you shuffle a card into your draw pile, draw a card.

[02:41:49] You can take the gold.

[02:41:50] Are you fingering me?

[02:41:52] What? No, I wasn't fingering you.

[02:41:53] I wait. What?

[02:41:55] He's talking to me.

[02:41:58] You take the gold, I think it's.

[02:42:01] Do we greed this?

[02:42:02] Or do we go? Absolutely.

[02:42:03] Go to the elite.

[02:42:05] Okay.

[02:42:05] Throw the run.

[02:42:06] Oh, wow!

[02:42:08] Never skip leads.

[02:42:10] The first time the HP releases a hundred- Okay, so we can stun him.

[02:42:15] I can nerf his dam a bit, too.

[02:42:24] Wait, cancel. Fuck it. Drink.

[02:42:32] I'll throw that next turn.

[02:42:36] I should have thrown that earlier, I'm dumb.

[02:42:43] Okay, how much health does your summon have?

[02:42:53] Four.

[02:42:54] Four.

[02:42:55] Oh.

[02:42:56] I can't do 50 damage here.

[02:42:59] I can't do 50 damage here, welcome out.

[02:43:06] Uh, I can do 26.

[02:43:09] That's enough, yeah do it.

[02:43:12] Bang.

[02:43:13] Thanks.

[02:43:14] Yeah, my Aussie is 21 HP, ooh, 36.

[02:43:20] I have to use this even though it's pointless.

[02:43:33] 36 damage.

[02:43:34] Ooh!

[02:43:35] Infibling touch.

[02:43:36] Nerf did a bit.

[02:43:37] Why are you standing?

[02:43:38] Yeah, we're pretty strong now.

[02:43:40] Oh, he's dead.

[02:43:47] Yeah, we're pretty strong now.

[02:43:50] Ooh, plus one dexterity?

[02:43:52] Nice.

[02:43:53] Next turn, summon two and gain two energy.

[02:43:56] Alright, I might be doing a little summon build here.

[02:44:00] Looking pretty good.

[02:44:04] Enchant a strike or defend with spiral?

[02:44:10] get played twice that's not bad that's ten block right

[02:44:23] oh no oh fuck oh god this might be uh yeah yeah not ideal here

[02:44:32] we don't have any aoe do we

[02:44:36] i don't think so

[02:44:40] So that's 8. We're taking 15 damage. Okay, let's get a double block.

[02:45:00] Okay, I can make someone lose 8 strength, so I guess I'll use it on this front one.

[02:45:10] I'm taking 10 damage here.

[02:45:21] My pet's gonna die regardless.

[02:45:23] Fuckers do this, son.

[02:45:29] Nice, you have perfect armor there.

[02:45:37] Yeah, I'm gonna fuck those

[02:45:47] I'm gonna put doom here, I guess we'll start hitting this front dude the leg angel of life so much block fuck

[02:46:04] Hmm

[02:46:06] 10, we're taking 19 damage.

[02:46:12] Okay.

[02:46:15] I guess we're just gonna hear with that.

[02:46:23] Jeez, that's a lot of fucking damage you're doing.

[02:46:32] Yeah, right.

[02:46:35] I wish I had my god damn blight strike for him, I just don't, am I drawing it?

[02:46:47] I'm straight down here, I have a single defense.

[02:46:49] Yeah, I don't have anything I can do for you.

[02:46:53] Motherfuck.

[02:46:55] Motherfuck.

[02:47:04] Goodbye.

[02:47:16] I might, I think I can actually do this, potentially.

[02:47:19] If I draw the right shit.

[02:47:25] And we can nerf that.

[02:47:34] Okay.

[02:47:38] One down.

[02:47:41] I'm taking what, 16 damage now?

[02:47:43] I thought my pet's gonna die, that sucks.

[02:47:49] I have a pot I can use too, so I can do big defense on a turn.

[02:47:56] I'm gonna have to use it here probably.

[02:47:58] Actually, maybe not.

[02:48:01] I drew a good card.

[02:48:03] Nine, it's 18, it's 27 damage I'm taking.

[02:48:07] Okay, it's a pot angle for sure.

[02:48:15] I drew all defend cards 44 block of course great

[02:48:26] Maybe I didn't need you shit. I do do you have thorns?

[02:48:34] You can taking

[02:48:38] Let's see this this into a blight strike guys

[02:48:43] And turn

[02:48:45] You could have potted me. That's crazy. It's my god. You're right. I could throw pots at you

[02:48:52] Fuck you're so right. I hate that chat's on and chat's gonna say that

[02:48:58] Life was better when I didn't think about that

[02:49:01] Fuck

[02:49:05] Okay, God is bad. Oh

[02:49:09] You're the mean kid shut up I

[02:49:11] I killed her in front of everyone 1421 okay let's make him lose health and then smack

[02:49:28] him there you go okay I'm one HP what the hell is this exhaust your hand if nine cards

[02:49:40] are exhausted gain one intangible. That's absurd.

[02:49:45] I have to go to the elite on what is free.

[02:49:51] Yeah. Yeah, it's probably over, babe. I think it is.

[02:50:04] 50% discount on all products I'm broke can't afford anything

[02:50:19] Max greed we got

[02:50:23] Babe, I haven't run a single defense. I'm dead here. You actually yeah, do you see my hand? I

[02:50:29] I do not see your hand now. Let me look at it. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead

[02:50:37] What is panache do oh

[02:50:42] Man

[02:50:46] Big damn though big damn all right. All right. Look at that

[02:50:56] What a damage there

[02:50:59] I'm dead too GG. I could have depended but no I'm a fucking rapper. I am dead. I am I am dead

[02:51:07] I just I could have defended but let's just be safe

[02:51:11] But I'm actually alive what oh shit alright, okay

[02:51:29] Okay, 24 damage, love that for me.

[02:51:40] We almost got there.

[02:51:41] Yeah, almost got there.

[02:51:42] Yeah, almost.

[02:51:43] God damn.

[02:51:44] I don't want to play the fucking summoner again.

[02:51:50] If you get randomized on the summoner again, I'm so confused.

[02:51:55] Right?

[02:51:56] I'm gonna fucking splatter if I shuffle.

[02:51:58] Say my eye.

[02:52:00] Getting closer. This is the run. Is this it?

[02:52:06] I invited you.

[02:52:12] Just pick a character.

[02:52:14] Oh, I'm not a bitch. So no, I will not be doing that.

[02:52:16] I will randomize until I get the character that I want.

[02:52:21] No!

[02:52:23] I am the ironclad.

[02:52:26] I should be able to ban a character.

[02:52:30] How do we not see a single fucking, what's that, poison bitch or the fucking robot?

[02:52:35] It's just these two.

[02:52:36] You're right.

[02:52:37] Crazy.

[02:52:38] Well, I am the iron clad.

[02:52:41] Maybe I play like big armor build and I tank for you.

[02:52:45] You'll be sick.

[02:52:47] We'll see what I get though.

[02:52:50] Uh, one, two, three, four...

[02:52:56] It looks like we can't get more than four elites here.

[02:53:00] Let's just go mid.

[02:53:02] Yeah, let's go to the fourth course.

[02:53:08] Do you weaken?

[02:53:10] I got nothing.

[02:53:11] Alright, no problem.

[02:53:17] Damn, what the fuck just hit from 14?

[02:53:20] With what strike your strike hit for 14?

[02:53:27] But don't say it like that all you start the combat with the with eight vigor I see so

[02:53:36] you do plus eight damage I see let me vulnerable this pussy go ahead and smack him now or

[02:53:42] out. Well, you did at the very end. Yes.

[02:53:59] Gain energy, gain an additional energy at the start of your next three turns. What's a potion? Okay.

[02:54:12] Grapple could be a play I'm gonna grapple

[02:54:22] feel some energy every game block and turn deal 5 damage to that

[02:54:28] I'm going grapple man

[02:54:39] Let's see if I can tank, wanna go pee.

[02:55:09] I

[02:55:22] Draw grapple I did not depression

[02:55:33] How much is that 927 oh my god, I can give

[02:55:35] I also don't want to take thorn dam some defend and get the other guy

[02:56:05] I think Finn's autistic by the way

[02:56:10] Yeah, actually

[02:56:11] Yeah, I didn't tell you we were at the fucking podcast and Finn was super upset. It was a stupid scene

[02:56:16] I care that much, but he was like I think you guys need to go shut your clothes shopping

[02:56:21] Because yeah, he's like

[02:56:24] He's like yes, and he's like he doesn't like ooh deal damage equal to your block massive hold on

[02:56:31] Okay, he's like, yeah, you know, he's just a run of color and the only color we can really add in is when you guys wear shirts and

[02:56:44] I think I went one episode with like some random shirt. He was like, oh my god, you're wearing color and now this episode

[02:56:50] I went in with like a gray shirt and he was like

[02:56:54] Upset that I didn't have a colorful shirt again

[02:56:56] So he's adamant that I need more colorful clothing.

[02:57:03] That's not autism.

[02:57:04] He just has style.

[02:57:06] What's wrong with the same seven shirts?

[02:57:12] What's wrong with that?

[02:57:25] So I just don't- I want to meet the person that's like an open-up podcast video and be

[02:57:31] like, ahhh, your shirts are kinda boring, not enough color, and then close it.

[02:57:36] Nice guy.

[02:57:39] Do I take another body slam?

[02:57:42] Fuck, I need more block.

[02:57:44] I hate this character, I hate it.

[02:57:51] Really?

[02:57:52] Yeah.

[02:57:53] Yeah

[02:57:58] Why do you eat so much?

[02:58:01] Don't like having two currencies. I don't think having a generator like that either

[02:58:08] Take a 14 damn here I can do 10 damage to somebody

[02:58:15] Who I can do 15 to that guy

[02:58:19] Nice alright Jesus Christ, how you doing so much damage

[02:58:23] I only got the tags, I have all the f**king defense.

[02:58:41] There I cut there.

[02:58:42] Dude, how many strikes do I have in this deck?

[02:58:52] I swear I'm only drawing my strikes.

[02:58:56] God.

[02:58:59] What?

[02:59:01] Wait, are they gonna just come in?

[02:59:07] Yeah, he just fucking walked in, I swear.

[02:59:09] I'm trying to get body slimed in, but...

[02:59:20] I can't come.

[02:59:22] That's okay.

[02:59:23] Let's block up then.

[02:59:24] Sorry, Generators.

[02:59:39] I need summoning I don't need to want to attack

[03:00:03] No.

[03:00:06] He's gonna sound... It's fine. We kill the next rat, no problem.

[03:00:12] Oh my god.

[03:00:33] Okay, whoa okay got a good card got a really good card here

[03:01:03] Let's get that power on, fuck it.

[03:01:10] Okay, really?

[03:01:15] Okay, I'm just gonna drink this shit.

[03:01:23] Oh wait, cancel.

[03:01:28] I literally drew four strikes

[03:01:36] God if I get barricade. Oh my god. Yes

[03:01:58] Oh, yeah, I could throw this at you here.

[03:02:05] Yeah, thanks.

[03:02:08] I had a 30% heal potion for you.

[03:02:14] That's crazy.

[03:02:19] Did he kill left guy?

[03:02:23] I can do 15 damage.

[03:02:25] I can finish

[03:02:55] I have one strike, I can't use it, it wouldn't kill him.

[03:03:17] Yikes.

[03:03:18] I

[03:03:24] Don't know who

[03:03:28] Big

[03:03:31] Take that armaments got upgrade that now

[03:03:34] Actually left or right if we go right it's one two three four if you go okay. Oh god for it's it's over

[03:03:44] It's so over

[03:03:46] maybe I just can't go family on the second

[03:03:52] second, like it's just the same fucking mom

[03:03:55] feels like it

[03:04:13] hmm

[03:04:16] I'm trying to ZUG this fucking middle one, I'm just going through the shield, fuck it.

[03:04:31] just gotta remove some of their damage ASAP

[03:04:51] yeah, not having AoE on this is just cooked

[03:05:01] But I killed this guy.

[03:05:26] I guess we'll kill back one next.

[03:05:28] You dead here? 9, 16, 25 damage.

[03:05:36] Hey, you're alive!

[03:05:38] That's great, I haven't had so much fun.

[03:05:40] I'm so sorry.

[03:05:42] It's okay.

[03:05:44] I'm blocking, I'm out of my block, I think I'm dead.

[03:05:47] Probably.

[03:05:58] Okay, I didn't get a single defense. I'm dead here for sure.

[03:06:13] Okay, he's dead. How much health do you have? You live.

[03:06:18] You live. You fucking live.

[03:06:22] Great. I can't wait to do another elite fight on one each beat.

[03:06:25] You got this, babe. You've got this. I swear to goodness.

[03:06:29] Yep.

[03:06:32] Let's kill.

[03:06:35] Give nine shield.

[03:06:37] I got five blocks of it.

[03:06:42] Oh, no, I like that.

[03:06:44] There you go.

[03:06:47] That's all you do.

[03:06:47] This is the worst way this motherfucker these guys fucking are hard

[03:06:57] Hey, how'd you see oh my god?

[03:06:59] I had a very potion

[03:07:01] Oh!

[03:07:03] There's no end to it again, it's crazy, I can't block anything like that

[03:07:15] God damn.

[03:07:23] Yeah, they hit so hard. What is it? They're getting the strength, man.

[03:07:29] Fasten. Gain an additional five block from defend cards. That is so good.

[03:07:36] That's it. I'm dead. I think I'm done.

[03:07:40] Yeah, I think you fucking are.

[03:07:45] Yeah, I think they're here.

[03:07:52] Oh, now I draw a body slam, my goodness.

[03:07:58] Okay, I'm just gonna fucking throw it over here.

[03:08:05] Screw it.

[03:08:06] I could have killed the right one, but...

[03:08:10] I'm wasted.

[03:08:12] Yep.

[03:08:14] Yeah, that guy's got a point. I don't know if the block building is worse because you're like surviving everything. I'm just getting blocked because it doesn't work.

[03:08:21] Well, that's the thing. Like, I wanted to get the tank bullshit. But I also do damage. I'm doing damage too.

[03:08:28] I don't just block.

[03:08:29] I can't live long enough. I don't get that many blocks that you do.

[03:08:36] I'm dead in like three turns every time.

[03:08:38] I'm doing like a lot of damage to I can't block for you yet. You still have to be able to block yourself. The elite is just cooked

[03:08:53] If I get the taunt card or what what is it other bullshit sure

[03:09:00] You and your turn with at least some black to seek damage. Okay, I'll take that

[03:09:08] Well, I'm dead.

[03:09:10] Potentially, yeah.

[03:09:12] Maybe I'm dead in the first turn.

[03:09:18] Yeah, you're fucked.

[03:09:21] Alright, we'll reset.

[03:09:23] No, no, go ahead, go ahead.

[03:09:25] Oh, it's not gonna play a solo game.

[03:09:28] But it's fun, no?

[03:09:30] It is not for you. Let's reset. I quit.

[03:09:33] No, but it's fun for you because you get to try to build out more with, like,

[03:09:37] more with like higher HP on the boss so it's harder to bring?

[03:09:44] No.

[03:09:45] Don't you dare.

[03:09:46] But it is.

[03:09:47] It's an amateur.

[03:09:48] It's an amateur.

[03:09:49] It's a time to turn.

[03:10:11] I think I might just die to this guy too.

[03:10:14] Doubt? You have some block?

[03:10:16] But it doesn't matter. I do have a lot of block.

[03:10:19] There's a lot of damage I do too with the body slam when I draw it.

[03:10:30] Eh, I took five damage there.

[03:10:39] I need Barricade so my block actually carries over.

[03:10:43] I'm fucked here.

[03:10:46] I think it's done soon, so...

[03:10:55] Uh, ish, yeah.

[03:11:01] barely. Dead. Two HP. He's cooking me hard here.

[03:11:26] I'm dead again. I'm doing a block bill. It's not like I'm just blocking the whole time.

[03:11:53] like

[03:11:58] It's still just enough block for myself everyone you have to block for yourself and that was a leak

[03:12:03] Yeah, even the chat's pointing out those are we wish I had some

[03:12:14] I'll have to invite you oh spaced out. Hey, then it doesn't auto invite. I

[03:12:19] I don't know why it says you're waiting for me too because I thought Mike I can't join.

[03:12:23] Yeah, I just leave, I don't know why.

[03:12:26] Teh!

[03:12:27] This randomizer just does not work.

[03:12:33] Was I not?

[03:12:34] Was I randomized there?

[03:12:35] I don't know if it reset my character selection when I invited you.

[03:12:40] I guess I was.

[03:12:42] Alright, well.

[03:12:45] Remove one card from your deck.

[03:12:46] I will do that.

[03:12:47] Goodbye strike.

[03:12:48] I hate the strikes and defense. I really do

[03:12:58] What did you take transform one of your strikes and one of your defense

[03:13:05] You got fucking bludgeon well

[03:13:13] To

[03:13:15] I wish there was a way I could like zoom out on the map.

[03:13:19] Yeah, I see all of that. It's really weird for all of that.

[03:13:27] I mean, it looks like there's actually only one way to get three elites and that's by going right.

[03:13:37] I actually don't see any other way to get three elites.

[03:13:41] Yeah.

[03:13:48] Goddamn, what are these fucking cars?

[03:14:03] Goddamn, what are these fucking cars?

[03:14:10] You have bludgeon?

[03:14:17] Mm-hmm.

[03:14:20] Okay.

[03:14:23] Okay, bludgeon is the one that costs three and hits really hard, right?

[03:14:31] I wanted to make sure I put vulnerable for you as I was going to get into your hand.

[03:14:38] I think you had it.

[03:14:46] Upper cut could be a big play.

[03:14:47] I'm going to take that.

[03:14:49] We can defend.

[03:14:51] I'm removing a card 114 gold we are broke as fuck armaments is fucking crazy I do

[03:15:13] You wanna upgrade that.

[03:15:16] Inflame is all so crazy good.

[03:15:21] I'm broke.

[03:15:23] Yeah.

[03:15:24] Shame.

[03:15:28] Battle trance is on sale too.

[03:15:30] You'll 16 damage to all enemies at the start of your turn plays from the exhaust pile.

[03:15:38] Wait, what?

[03:15:42] Is this just you 16 every single turn?

[03:15:50] I'm just howling.

[03:15:52] But you have to exhaust it.

[03:15:54] Oh, so if you can exhaust it...

[03:15:58] How would I exhaust it? I'd have to get an exhaust thing.

[03:16:06] Hmm.

[03:16:08] Yeah, I need to get an exhaust before I rock that, or even try to do that.

[03:16:14] I'm just gonna remove a strike, and save up I guess, fuck it.

[03:16:21] I have an 8 card deck now?

[03:16:26] That would go right.

[03:16:30] Surely I'll draw my goddamn uppercut.

[03:16:36] There it is.

[03:16:38] Blast his ass, he's dead.

[03:16:43] There it is, demonic shield, lose one HP, give another player block, equal to your block.

[03:17:01] How do you reach a tag in the end, Trash?

[03:17:08] Man, this would have been good if I took strength.

[03:17:14] I don't even know what I'm building here.

[03:17:20] I'm gonna go sword boomerang. Maybe I do strength.

[03:17:31] All right elite I have big debuffs now so upgraded uppercut

[03:17:39] Choose one of five random cards in here each one should gain a color this card reward

[03:17:44] I don't know I guess I'll take random cards

[03:17:51] Yeah you get to choose

[03:17:52] Ooh, molten fist, deal 10 damage, double the enemies, vulnerable.

[03:18:11] Headbutt's also not bad.

[03:18:14] Also armaments.

[03:18:15] Yeah, I gotta upgrade that shit.

[03:18:17] armaments bloodletting is the best card well I don't really have yeah I'm just

[03:18:30] gonna get more energy to use shit that doesn't matter I see you checkin you

[03:18:40] have potions oh lucky you I wish there was a button I could just like click and

[03:18:47] It just shows me your screen

[03:18:51] Yeah, like in game though

[03:18:53] Like I just click the button at the top and I can just see your cards and swaps to your screen

[03:18:57] So you just like see it. I'd love that

[03:18:59] that.

[03:19:17] Other monitor? I mean, again, obviously I can just tap the Discord, but it should be

[03:19:23] in game. That'd be great. Surely it's not that hard.

[03:19:26] of weakens ass again.

[03:19:42] He's got G's 24.

[03:19:48] Doing a lot of damage.

[03:19:54] I did not draw on at least a week in the first

[03:19:59] probably idea

[03:20:00] i bring it up

[03:20:06] and i'm going to create a double block

[03:20:11] who whenever you apply vulnerable draw a card

[03:20:15] that's a fun power

[03:20:18] feed

[03:20:20] Deal 10 damage if fatal, raise your max HP.

[03:20:25] I'm gonna take that.

[03:20:26] Yeah.

[03:20:29] It is hard to get it down to 10.

[03:20:31] And it's exhaust, so it's like what, plus 3 per fight? I don't-

[03:20:33] And then it's like stuck in my inventory.

[03:20:37] I'm gonna take Nicious, fuck that.

[03:20:40] I don't feel like managing that shit.

[03:20:47] Your call. You can have whichever you want.

[03:20:49] I have 70 max HP, so I think I'm gonna go with the strawberry.

[03:20:58] How's that shit work again? If you do not play any attacks during your turn, gain additional energy next turn, I see.

[03:21:13] Ooh, nice big vulnerable, more vulnerable.

[03:21:16] Smack his ass.

[03:21:19] I should have uppercut.

[03:21:25] That was a misplay.

[03:21:37] I should have uppercut.

[03:21:38] I could have weak.

[03:21:39] Oh, I got it again.

[03:21:40] We're good.

[03:21:41] We're good.

[03:21:42] Okay, weakened his ass.

[03:21:47] But I'm going to be taking damage here.

[03:21:49] We are on a timer for sure.

[03:21:53] Honestly, fuck, I'm just gonna hit him.

[03:21:57] Damn, you let him go full phase?

[03:21:59] Yeah, go full phase, yeah.

[03:22:03] I mean, at this turn, I'm just gonna triple defend. Oh, shit.

[03:22:12] My whole build is basically putting two energy into uppercut, so I can weaken him for it.

[03:22:17] But that means I don't get to shield myself.

[03:22:18] Oh, nice.

[03:22:22] Okay.

[03:22:34] Hmm.

[03:22:37] Think I got a build going?

[03:22:39] It's a vulnerable build.

[03:22:42] Gain one strength for each vulnerable on the enemy.

[03:22:45] Also, whenever you apply vulnerable, draw a card.

[03:22:50] That's strong, huh?

[03:22:51] Yeah, so I just apply vulnerable.

[03:23:01] I like armaments.

[03:23:12] Oh, man.

[03:23:14] Wow, yeah, that's big

[03:23:28] If the enemy is vulnerable it hits twice that would give me strength that's pretty good

[03:23:31] No, I should Carter move all

[03:23:42] to move a strike mayhem

[03:23:48] now I'll take this man to see if I need that need the damn

[03:23:58] I did I mean this guy just dies from one this is a joke

[03:24:20] We're small!

[03:24:22] There you go.

[03:24:33] Alright, a little AoE Thunder Clap.

[03:24:35] Alright, this might be an elite fight.

[03:24:39] Let's see. Oh! It is, but that's fine.

[03:24:50] I just gained 3 strength there, we love that.

[03:25:15] Well, there's another zero hits twice.

[03:25:43] Let's do this.

[03:25:44] I can just remove one of them.

[03:25:47] Oh, I know.

[03:25:49] That's all I can do.

[03:26:03] Do I want to upgrade the infections in my hand?

[03:26:05] Do you think that can happen if I play armaments?

[03:26:08] Right?

[03:26:09] Okay, no I didn't, I didn't.

[03:26:15] I'm gonna take a little bit of- ooooh, okay, fine, I'll finish that guy.

[03:26:24] There we go.

[03:26:28] God, these fucking worms.

[03:26:32] Ooh, check this shit out.

[03:26:35] Oh, wow, wow, wow. That's crazy.

[03:26:40] I can finish front guy. I can finish this guy, too.

[03:26:44] Okay. I can finish that guy, dude.

[03:26:47] There you go.

[03:26:49] Yeah, I have something. Whenever an enemy dies, gain one energy and draw a card. So it's kind of chained.

[03:26:58] The first time you gain block from a card, each turn, double the amount gained. That seems fucking nuts.

[03:27:05] two looks good I mean one looks good too though right I think it's good to get

[03:27:20] that if I upgrade it too it only cost one to take that I like powers because

[03:27:27] you get them rolling it doesn't fuck your deck that hard

[03:27:30] No, no, I'm great too. Hell yeah.

[03:27:41] Oh, I'm not sorry, I'm not trying to rush you.

[03:27:48] Ooh, I got trash hands. Draw one card and start the next one.

[03:27:53] I'm gonna do some card draw big. I got some good stuff here.

[03:28:00] Okay, how do I have so much energy, god damn.

[03:28:27] can you apply any vulnerable?

[03:28:47] No.

[03:28:48] Okay, that's fine.

[03:28:49] He's got three on.

[03:28:50] Yeah, yeah, I know.

[03:28:51] Let's see if there's more.

[03:28:52] Oh.

[03:28:53] I'm just trying to sap some strength.

[03:29:03] I kind of want to weaken him here.

[03:29:11] How much damage do you need to take before?

[03:29:13] Oh.

[03:29:14] It's done a test

[03:29:25] Any vulnerability you're gonna apply

[03:29:36] Geez what a turn

[03:29:38] Oh

[03:29:43] We can only play one card here. I'm gonna weaken him

[03:29:49] It life a little better for us

[03:30:01] Yeah, I am at 11 strength right now

[03:30:08] He should die next turn there's no way he doesn't yeah he's dead

[03:30:23] Ooh I got a blood potion heal 20% your health

[03:30:31] This turn your next attack is played one what?

[03:30:38] Oh

[03:30:44] Oh, it's a three angle for sure

[03:30:53] Do-do-do-do

[03:30:57] Huh, what the hell I want don't suck them don't suck them. Let's see yours. I

[03:31:01] Have a golden compass which replaces the map of a special path

[03:31:06] Okay, I think that I don't know what you gain out of the special path. I forget

[03:31:13] No, but it's special

[03:31:15] Why is it special?

[03:31:16] So it's like going composite. All right

[03:31:19] Well, let me see mine starting to come up with an additional four energy

[03:31:26] Four I need some car draw if that's true what the fuck

[03:31:30] at the start of your turn spin five gold to gain an extra energy

[03:31:35] chain four wax relics I think I'm gonna do very hot cocoa

[03:31:39] I just need crazy card draw so I can get through all my powers and just get

[03:31:46] ramped instantly. Wow, I have so much energy holy fuck. And I drew no card draw, so...

[03:31:53] So.

[03:32:14] This guy hasn't even tunneled, he's fucking gonna die.

[03:32:19] Ooh.

[03:32:22] Uhh...

[03:32:23] Okay, I might be able to fuck him a little bit here, hold on.

[03:32:28] That's the most I can do, I don't know if you can finish.

[03:32:35] 23, he's vulnerable.

[03:32:37] Nice.

[03:32:38] He's done.

[03:32:39] No!

[03:32:40] I can throw a potion, this.

[03:32:45] He's done.

[03:32:50] No, I can throw a potion.

[03:32:53] No, it does 10.

[03:32:54] I won't even kill him.

[03:32:55] Minus 9.

[03:32:56] Oh, you used the thing.

[03:33:01] Okay.

[03:33:02] Honestly, I think it's a battle trans angle.

[03:33:12] Give me that card draw, turn one.

[03:33:19] Hmm.

[03:33:26] Can I go here to this?

[03:33:31] Oh, apply three vulnerable.

[03:33:33] Tremble.

[03:33:35] Give me the top card of your draw pile, exhaust it.

[03:33:38] That could be good too, fuck.

[03:33:42] But exhaust it.

[03:33:45] I'm gonna take the tremble.

[03:33:47] I'm tired of dominating that, being upgraded.

[03:34:05] who is this scratching his belly

[03:34:10] jiggling and throbbing

[03:34:13] so he steals a spell from us by the way a random card

[03:34:16] i'm gonna apply a fuck ton of vulnerable to him

[03:34:23] yeah, shit

[03:34:29] flex potion it now fuck that he dies

[03:34:35] he took my battle trance that's crazy

[03:34:40] now your screens different you can see the card he's why I see the same thing

[03:34:44] and see that they took both of our battle trance then that's crazy

[03:34:53] She's actually just smacking the fuck out of this guy.

[03:35:01] If I take some of this damn now.

[03:35:08] Oh my god.

[03:35:11] I just got 11 strength from all that vulnerable.

[03:35:16] Crazy.

[03:35:17] Yeah guys.

[03:35:18] Yeah guys, really liking that strength.

[03:35:23] Got my battle transpec.

[03:35:31] I think it's a sword boomerang angle since I'm a strength build.

[03:35:39] Whirlwind could go crazy.

[03:35:40] Not real.

[03:35:41] I feel it.

[03:35:42] Again, I'm a strength build.

[03:35:43] That cost all my energy.

[03:35:45] There's no way Whirlwind's better.

[03:35:47] Oh, I guess it does AOE, I'm taking it.

[03:35:50] Have the what?

[03:35:52] The hot cocoa that gives you like more?

[03:35:54] Oh my god, you're fucking right!

[03:35:56] Yep, no, no, no, you're right, I'm annoyed.

[03:35:58] Everyone's right and I'm wrong.

[03:36:03] Golly gee dang it.

[03:36:11] I think I'm gonna upgrade my battle trance.

[03:36:12] I just need better card draws so badly.

[03:36:14] So badly

[03:36:16] Ooh, I don't like that guy

[03:36:21] Two random relics

[03:36:24] You have to well you give away one of your things

[03:36:28] Honestly, I took that too. I

[03:36:33] Just upgraded two skills. What an upgrade

[03:36:39] Defend okay

[03:36:41] Yeah, fuck the art of war, it was terrible.

[03:36:44] Whoa.

[03:36:45] Every time you play those double damage.

[03:36:48] Whoa.

[03:36:49] Are you gonna pay attention to your pen nib?

[03:36:53] No, you are.

[03:36:54] I'm not either.

[03:36:55] I don't pay attention to these things.

[03:36:57] Yes you are, yes you are.

[03:36:59] Stop fingering me, alright fine.

[03:37:01] Yes.

[03:37:02] I

[03:37:12] Remember you play a power deal eight damage how many powers do I have one?

[03:37:19] Two two I think I'd rather honestly I'd rather the seven gold or 70 gold because also you get decay

[03:37:26] And you got a pay to remove it. I'm taking the gold fuck that

[03:37:32] Whoa, Rainbow Ring, what is that?

[03:37:35] Oh, wait, that's kind of crazy for your pen, then, no?

[03:37:43] I don't want to look at these!

[03:37:46] The first time you play an attack, skill, and power, each turn gain one strength and one dex.

[03:37:52] So you have to play three in one turn.

[03:37:56] Alright, I'll take that, and good luck.

[03:37:59] See, honestly yours is more annoying to pay attention to.

[03:38:04] Uh, it clumsiered between a random relic, curse, ethereal, unplayable.

[03:38:14] Honestly, I think it's worth.

[03:38:18] Let's take that.

[03:38:20] Oh, I got a good one for me!

[03:38:25] Enemies with vulnerable take 75% more damage rather than 50

[03:38:29] I got a book of five rings

[03:38:31] Every five cards you add to your deck you'll defeat wow

[03:38:35] Wow

[03:38:37] They will remove that immediately move the curse

[03:38:44] Great to her attack

[03:38:48] Never you lose HP on your turn gain one strength

[03:38:54] More battle trance could also be a play.

[03:39:01] Just for my turn one so I can try and get the whirlwind instantly.

[03:39:12] And the stone upgrade to random attacks.

[03:39:14] I don't know if I care that much about that.

[03:39:21] I guess Dismantle, but I also have Armaments, so I'm kind of upgrading stuff.

[03:39:27] This might be a save-up angle.

[03:39:29] I mean, honestly, for me.

[03:39:34] Yeah, fuck it.

[03:39:47] I got Whirlwind Turb 1.

[03:39:49] Do it, hit it.

[03:39:51] Hmm, let me apply 3 vulnerable.

[03:39:59] 8 damage.

[03:40:02] It'll be 14 times 6.

[03:40:04] Is that? I'm gonna take 22 damage, but I can also flex potion this.

[03:40:12] Okay, I think I do this first.

[03:40:15] And then I use a whirlwind.

[03:40:18] God.

[03:40:20] Okay.

[03:40:21] When I have a pretty cool play here, okay, I just gained nine strength.

[03:40:50] the

[03:40:57] the

[03:41:03] the

[03:41:12] Car draw.

[03:41:17] Pick that.

[03:41:22] Ugh.

[03:41:28] I mean fuck, why am I even upgrading stuff at this point?

[03:41:32] I guess vicious.

[03:41:33] So I don't play a power when it's not upgraded.

[03:41:38] I did not draw really anything good here I got whirlwind actually we're gonna have to

[03:41:59] vulnerable though and then

[03:42:03] it's hitting for quite a bit I don't think I whirl and I need some shield to

[03:42:08] not take damn

[03:42:17] let's do this one two punch uppercut his ass twice and then I'll armaments

[03:42:29] not dismantled that'll go twice to okay

[03:42:42] this is a terror I have fucking three days is in my hand

[03:42:48] what am I doing I should really hate using defend you defend does in fact

[03:42:56] suck ass it is like the least valuable card I love the bending okay I have one

[03:43:03] defendant my hand that's it on a turn that he's not attacking I love that oh

[03:43:09] wait yeah every time you attack him he shuffles ethereal into your fucking

[03:43:13] deck that's why I'm cooked that makes sense

[03:43:26] Oh my god, look at my hand.

[03:43:39] I think I killed it here.

[03:43:41] Hang on.

[03:43:43] I actually think it dies.

[03:43:44] This is fucking nuts.

[03:43:45] I had six days.

[03:43:46] That's 40.

[03:43:47] 38 times it dies.

[03:43:48] That's it's 40 38 times it does

[03:44:09] What the fuck was that turn bro this gameplay is so dented Felix are you in my chat making you don't even play this game

[03:44:15] Go back on Roblox or Call of Duty or fucking what are you playing nowadays?

[03:44:20] Whatever the fuck get the hell out of here

[03:44:23] Rocket League Rocket League

[03:44:28] Is that kind of the ball in whatever the fuck game that is a ball and gun game apps a fucking Lutley

[03:44:35] That I mean it's the most ball and gun game ever seen fuck you got to throw in cars as well to ball gun game in cars

[03:44:45] Whenever you play in it, I guess...

[03:44:47] Actually, fuck it, I'm skipping. I like my build.

[03:44:56] I don't really care to upgrade anything here.

[03:45:00] Do I just rest?

[03:45:03] Fuck it, I'll upgrade shit. There's no way this boss kills us.

[03:45:09] X is cooking your ass. Check his link.

[03:45:12] What did he fucking link a discord link? Oh his achievements bro. Why don't you stream the game, huh?

[03:45:23] Maybe he has I haven't seen it

[03:45:28] Ascension one out of 50 brass you're a gamer you did it

[03:45:33] like what is ascension one my asshole bro what we're on ascension like five

[03:45:43] one-on-one he beat it first time so did I pussy motherfucking roblox bitch-ass

[03:45:48] motherfucker I did I got a week on his ass too but this is fucking hint

[03:45:58] Exhaust any over here?

[03:46:01] Why is he using this Ash for? I'm fucking drinking this.

[03:46:05] Exhausting these three cards. Get out of my hand.

[03:46:09] I'm also gonna drink this shit too, draw a card.

[03:46:12] Brats, awesome! Plus one defend.

[03:46:14] Eugh!

[03:46:17] Oh no!

[03:46:20] I'll choose a card.

[03:46:22] Draw one fewer cards each turn at the end of your turn. Take six, damn.

[03:46:26] What did you take?

[03:46:26] It's a brain damage.

[03:46:29] Mind rot?

[03:46:30] Well you're going to die in like eight turns.

[03:46:35] You're right.

[03:46:36] Yeah, fuck that.

[03:46:37] Taking the mind damage.

[03:46:43] I have a pretty strong hand here, I think.

[03:46:47] Okay, I just got to think about this.

[03:46:56] I'm not whirlwind-y, there's no way. Applying another vulnerable...

[03:47:00] I do wanna get this for the Omega Block.

[03:47:04] Do you wanna dominate this fucker?

[03:47:11] Your pennip has 8 stacks.

[03:47:14] It absolutely is.

[03:47:18] I could have won 2 punch whirlwind, but I wanted to get my strength going and I wanted to get my powers rolling.

[03:47:22] And I'm sure Chad's gonna fuck you you stupid fucks. I

[03:47:30] Actually don't think that was bad. I think my investment was better than your that turn could have been better

[03:47:34] Sure, but the whole fight would have been fucked

[03:47:38] And my goddamn powers rocking fuck all of you

[03:47:46] Mmm, I need to apply week to this guy for sure

[03:47:49] Punch his ass.

[03:47:56] Yeah, he's being a bitch right now for sure.

[03:48:02] Alright, I got big things here, I think.

[03:48:06] This actually might be a pretty big turn.

[03:48:14] Actually no, it's still cooked.

[03:48:15] I'm still racked.

[03:48:16] Fuck, I gotta do damage.

[03:48:17] I'm just racking it.

[03:48:18] I'm at 22 strength.

[03:48:21] It's disgusting, I need that.

[03:48:23] I hope we don't play vulnerable.

[03:48:25] I know, and I'm got the strength now.

[03:48:28] I just don't have the energy.

[03:48:30] Uh, okay, this is just damage turned.

[03:48:34] Jeez!

[03:48:46] Oh no.

[03:48:48] I'm taking seven damage. He dies soon. It is done. Oh

[03:49:02] He's hitting me for 19 right now I mean

[03:49:07] And then you take seven on top of that. Yeah, I mean I

[03:49:11] Could do damage here be

[03:49:15] 45 twice

[03:49:18] Or I just block. I think I just block and hit it with once.

[03:49:22] 10 turns. I thought that sucks.

[03:49:26] He dies next turn, surely.

[03:49:28] Oh, he's so dead. He's never been more dead in his life.

[03:49:31] Nice.

[03:49:39] At the start of your turn, lose 1 HP and gain 10 block.

[03:49:44] Is that a play?

[03:49:48] I feel like that's a play right like just don't use it on some boss fight. God damn

[03:50:00] Them she's getting hot oh

[03:50:02] It Felix you're still here. Hey listen. I'm pretty sure multiplayer goes up to four want to queue up

[03:50:09] You can do a little he's gone. He's gone

[03:50:12] He laughed like the very first thing you mess with you just been gone

[03:50:15] Oh, shit.

[03:50:16] The past 10 minutes you've been talking to him.

[03:50:17] Honestly, he's not here.

[03:50:19] It's fine.

[03:50:20] I can gain 1,000 gold.

[03:50:24] That's a lot of money.

[03:50:27] I think I think that.

[03:50:35] Gaining energy at the start of each turn,

[03:50:37] at the start of each combat, shuffle three days

[03:50:40] into your draw pile.

[03:50:41] I think that's good.

[03:50:43] Just three days?

[03:50:44] It's just for one energy, every turn.

[03:50:48] Every fifth card you play each turn is free.

[03:50:52] That could be good, too.

[03:50:56] I'd have to play five cards, though,

[03:50:57] meaning I'd need a lot of zero costs.

[03:50:59] I think, no, I don't think this scarf is a play.

[03:51:06] It's going to feel so good, though.

[03:51:09] Well, how would I get, so with three,

[03:51:11] I guess on turn one and turn two, I have energy.

[03:51:14] But everything after that, I would have three energy.

[03:51:17] How would I ever utilize it from there?

[03:51:20] Battle trance.

[03:51:23] And it's cooked. That's it.

[03:51:27] Bro, it's not in a turn.

[03:51:29] Oh, OK.

[03:51:31] No, y'all are right then.

[03:51:32] If it's not per turn, then I don't you're fucking right.

[03:51:34] I was reading it wrong.

[03:51:41] Now, if it is per turn, I'm going to fucking freak out.

[03:51:44] The fifth card you play each turn is free. It is per turn. You guys are fucking stupid as shit. You're fucking

[03:51:56] It's not one guy. No, they're all hiding behind the one guy, but he's tanking for them. They're all stupid as fuck

[03:52:03] I swear to it better actually work. I'm not gonna yell yet. I'll wait. I'll hold it off

[03:52:08] I did start of his player's turn he gains 60 block the fuck

[03:52:15] Can you weaken the game the back? Holy shit

[03:52:18] No I cannot I don't have any of this

[03:52:20] Oh no

[03:52:21] Yeah he's just gonna cook us hard

[03:52:22] Oh looks like I could have done stuff I'm dumb

[03:52:27] Wait I'm drawing cards I might I have a weakened

[03:52:32] oh fifth card he's weakened as fuck dang okay I really wish I had some

[03:52:45] strength here I don't I definitely don't I think it might be a double defend

[03:52:52] whirlwind situation here

[03:53:02] Hmm...

[03:53:03] Look at my, like, my, uh, buff, it's like one of Moomoo's emails.

[03:53:32] I'm purple 80 ton now.

[03:53:42] Excellent.

[03:53:52] But I had energy.

[03:53:55] Oh my god stop it.

[03:53:58] It's okay. Nobody knows. Nobody knows. They had no idea I think vulnerable on this clown

[03:54:07] More vulnerable on this bitch

[03:54:11] Let me see if it's for I'm looking at the scarf if this resets I swear to God it does you guys are brain dead

[03:54:24] That skip

[03:54:27] What was the other upgrade I could have gotten is actually so good too

[03:54:38] Whenever you're gonna shop heal at the start of your turn deal three damage all enemies

[03:54:56] I think I take another dominate TBH you had more than five energy per round bro

[03:55:07] well you fucking bro that would be because turn fucking one I get bonus

[03:55:14] energy turn two I get bonus energy and then it's gone I have three oh yeah

[03:55:18] that's right it was like plus one energy entirely with three ethereals like

[03:55:22] Whatever.

[03:55:26] Trash.

[03:55:28] Take gremlin horn.

[03:55:32] Oh my god, I have to take something with the fuck.

[03:55:36] Trash. You have to, yeah.

[03:55:39] I don't like that.

[03:55:44] Um...

[03:55:49] I could sack my pillow. I feel like...

[03:55:52] Two is awful.

[03:55:55] Yeah, fuck it.

[03:55:59] I'm gonna play three attacks, and see if I'll turn deal six damage to a random enemy, wow.

[03:56:08] Hmm.

[03:56:09] I'm drawing trash, ATM.

[03:56:12] I'm just buffing the next turn.

[03:56:17] Oh, I can't draw cards right now because I did the thing fucking cocks

[03:56:32] Bro order shut the fuck up. I don't care mine is too damaged. You are not smart. You will still fail at life everywhere you go

[03:56:40] I think it's gonna be a good day.

[03:56:47] Pawsie vibes, pawsie vibes.

[03:56:50] Apply more vulnerable 10, 14, 24.

[03:56:54] Oh, is our coffee here?

[03:57:00] Oh shit!

[03:57:02] Yeah, I think it is.

[03:57:03] Oh man, oh no.

[03:57:04] Maybe they've checked out.

[03:57:05] No...

[03:57:08] Maybe I never checked out. I never checked out, we're good.

[03:57:12] Okay.

[03:57:13] 28, hey what is 28 times 2?

[03:57:16] Like 15, 6, your damn right it is.

[03:57:22] I can kill the middle one but the left one might fuck us. Can you kill the left?

[03:57:27] Let's see.

[03:57:30] Like that. Actually I can.

[03:57:33] Oh I can't.

[03:57:34] Look at my motherfucking hand!

[03:57:37] Okay, I can, I can do six and draw.

[03:57:43] Dead.

[03:57:44] Oh, look at that.

[03:57:58] Put the bum on the wall.

[03:57:59] No card draw this turn, unfortunately, so I'm a little cooked

[03:58:05] I can weaken the front guy

[03:58:09] Or maybe I just W key this fuck

[03:58:14] I mean I can uppercut, but it's like

[03:58:18] Ah fuck it, let's uppercut him, weaken him up

[03:58:20] him up. Chumble this guy. Big dash. Big damn. Go defense. I'm out of cards.

[03:58:50] Shit.

[03:58:55] Megan Whirlwind here, I wish I had more energy.

[03:59:04] Oh.

[03:59:09] I didn't hit that one guy once.

[03:59:11] That's ridiculous.

[03:59:13] Fuck.

[03:59:14] Fuck. Losing health.

[03:59:29] Probably.

[03:59:33] Yes, he does.

[03:59:36] I'm thinking I should probably Crimson Mantle.

[03:59:45] God, he's fucking so much damage.

[03:59:51] Okay, taking the block here.

[03:59:55] Gonna upgrade the other block.

[04:00:01] Okay, Omega Blanc.

[04:00:10] I don't think you realize he's dampening his cards yet.

[04:00:12] I had no idea, Chatter.

[04:00:16] But you've let me know.

[04:00:24] Oh, you're right.

[04:00:30] Are they permanently dampened?

[04:00:32] Ah, fuck, I hate when the chat is right.

[04:00:34] Move that guy.

[04:00:41] No, they're not.

[04:00:42] The 10 block persists. Nice.

[04:00:52] I'm gonna take that, I need some block.

[04:01:00] I think I'll take the puzzle actually a little card draw

[04:01:14] I big elite we're not pussies every elite this sucks how do I draw nothing okay is there

[04:01:27] Anyway, I can draw a card.

[04:01:31] Oh no.

[04:01:34] What a terrible fucking hand.

[04:01:40] I wonder if that carries over.

[04:01:43] No, I have nothing.

[04:01:50] This doesn't matter.

[04:01:53] I guess he's got other fucking moves.

[04:01:56] Oh yeah.

[04:01:57] Let's see here. I might be able to spam a bunch of things with jakes. Let's get that power rolling

[04:02:04] Okay, that in

[04:02:07] With a damage there

[04:02:27] I would fuck with a blueberry muffin so hard 18

[04:02:35] There's also a frog cake pop. I'd fuck with a frog cake pop as well

[04:02:45] This is a terrible hand on my end fucked here

[04:02:49] probably I can only farm strength by debuffing with vulnerable so I don't do

[04:02:57] any damage until I get past this debuff barrier.

[04:03:15] Oh my god, 40 damage.

[04:03:17] Oh.

[04:03:18] Wow.

[04:03:20] OK.

[04:03:22] I will say I did not draw jack shit.

[04:03:28] Okay, I got past two debuffs

[04:03:32] All right a little bit more down to one debuff left I will be taking 20 damage

[04:03:41] Me too

[04:03:44] Ouch

[04:03:47] Big mecha night big pain

[04:03:53] What are these fucking draws they're all defense and nothing but that

[04:03:57] Oh my god, I dropped four burns.

[04:04:10] Me too.

[04:04:11] I have five actually.

[04:04:12] I have six.

[04:04:13] Oh, Jesus Christ.

[04:04:14] Okay.

[04:04:15] I got some vulnerable on him.

[04:04:32] I mean, shit. I don't know if I want to dominate here.

[04:04:35] I think I have armaments.

[04:04:37] The upgrade, dominate.

[04:04:40] Yeah.

[04:04:45] I

[04:04:48] You took all that burn

[04:04:53] Jesus what is his hand

[04:05:00] 45 oh shit, I should have my die here. Let's see. I'm me too. Maybe

[04:05:10] I mean like all I can really do is play cards 40. Oh, I got a lot of block actually

[04:05:15] I'm gonna take some damn but I should be fine.

[04:05:25] Good news is we rest right after this.

[04:05:27] I got rid of my pillow like an idiot minus 15 health.

[04:05:30] Ow!

[04:05:31] I have 10 HP!

[04:05:32] I've got 12.

[04:05:33] I have 11 actually, so not that far behind.

[04:05:45] All right, I got my strength I do damage now at the end of the fucking fight

[04:06:06] Well, I now have 28 strength

[04:06:11] Okay

[04:06:13] That was a miserable fight for me.

[04:06:17] Yeah, me too.

[04:06:23] Game 9 block, exhaust a card.

[04:06:26] I mean, do I have a card left?

[04:06:28] Oh god, we have to go right back into the lead.

[04:06:30] I'm gonna take that actually, it's exhaust and bullshit. Yeah, but we can rest.

[04:06:34] We're fine.

[04:06:37] How much is it?

[04:06:42] 40.

[04:06:43] I'm 22.

[04:06:44] There you go.

[04:06:45] I'm 22 now.

[04:06:46] Oh, he's only doing 30 damage.

[04:06:49] Yes, he's already cooked.

[04:06:51] I'm just going to exhaust that for now.

[04:06:58] Screw it.

[04:07:00] I'm just gonna exhaust that for now, screw it.

[04:07:08] Stupid of me, but we can um, I forgot I have so much energy to turn one, I'm gonna play

[04:07:24] that spirit.

[04:07:48] So we're in 16 here?

[04:07:50] Oh, wow, I have a lot of shit here.

[04:07:55] Where the fuckin' block comes from?

[04:08:15] Thing is dead.

[04:08:17] I actually don't...

[04:08:19] have any...

[04:08:20] Damage here, but whatever.

[04:08:23] Did you lose 6-self?

[04:08:25] No, I take none.

[04:08:30] He dies extra.

[04:08:35] Ooh, Strength Potion!

[04:08:38] Potion-shaped Rock, deal 15 damage. This thing blows, the fuck?

[04:08:43] Oh, I got Gambling Chip, that's big.

[04:08:46] Oh!

[04:08:47] Deal 14 damage doubles the enemy's vulnerable.

[04:08:53] I've been spamming that.

[04:08:54] Have you been? Well shit, fuck, I got that shit too.

[04:09:04] Okay.

[04:09:12] Hmm.

[04:09:13] What the fucking rat? Wait, is that a rat or a pig?

[04:09:17] I'm copying me again, I told you!

[04:09:22] Oh please.

[04:09:26] I'm at 12 strength.

[04:09:33] That's all you know.

[04:09:34] I'm too strong, babe.

[04:09:35] Yeah, I'm a big strong man.

[04:09:36] What can I say?

[04:09:37] I'm losing some health here.

[04:09:38] I'm flexed.

[04:09:39] I don't have that card

[04:10:00] Damn oh my god, what the hell

[04:10:04] What's happened?

[04:10:08] Big AoE damage

[04:10:13] Feel no pain in regards to bugs also can't come on

[04:10:26] Skip

[04:10:30] All these fuckers come back there's like it's a long fight

[04:10:34] What is this hand the fuck okay

[04:10:48] Okay.

[04:10:49] What?

[04:10:50] Hm?

[04:10:51] Well, something weird just happened.

[04:11:03] What just happened?

[04:11:04] I played at power, did I not?

[04:11:06] When you apply vulnerable, draw two cards.

[04:11:08] Did it not draw?

[04:11:09] Oh, I'm battle trance.

[04:11:12] That's right.

[04:11:13] My brain, okay.

[04:11:14] Okay, do not kill that left guy.

[04:11:21] I need him.

[04:11:22] Yes, sir.

[04:11:23] You're gonna feed on him?

[04:11:25] I'm gonna fucking feed on him, absolutely.

[04:11:27] You're gonna feed?

[04:11:29] We're not feed on him.

[04:11:30] No, no, no.

[04:11:31] I need his vulnerable sex so I can get the strength.

[04:11:33] Aww.

[04:11:34] There we go.

[04:11:35] Dominate.

[04:11:36] You can kill us now.

[04:11:37] No, you can kill us.

[04:11:38] Let's go ahead.

[04:11:39] Okay.

[04:11:40] Okay, I killed his ass.

[04:11:46] I'm throwing a lot of cards here, goodness, you know, fucking, let's just do this.

[04:12:03] Okay.

[04:12:04] Oh, my whirlwind ran out, are you kidding me?

[04:12:08] Oh, what?

[04:12:09] What is happening?

[04:12:12] Let's do this into this baby

[04:12:17] Okay, I don't know what's going on anyone

[04:12:25] I'm just saying I take another. Ooh, let's do that

[04:12:30] It's the last boss. This is gonna be the last boss. Yes

[04:12:33] Okay, I'm just here for the fun.

[04:12:40] Alright, beat his ass.

[04:12:42] Let go.

[04:12:44] Two people who can't be beckoned.

[04:12:46] Here I am in the slay the spire section on Twitch.

[04:12:49] Time to go make fun of other people.

[04:12:51] Let them know about their misplays.

[04:12:53] Just lost my run, but I'm going to go in and farm some dopamine.

[04:12:58] Love me the slay the spire, I'm a fucking loser.

[04:13:02] I drew dog shit.

[04:13:09] Make sure you use your potion for the last one, right?

[04:13:16] Yes, you're fucking right.

[04:13:20] I am, I've got to think here a little bit.

[04:13:26] Goodness, what is this shitty hand?

[04:13:31] Let's just go fucking face.

[04:13:39] Ooh, double dominate the fuck?

[04:13:42] Hang on.

[04:13:43] I know where you go face.

[04:13:44] I'm like, I don't know, that was stupid what they just do.

[04:13:49] That's fine.

[04:13:50] Okay, gain some strength a little bit here and there.

[04:13:54] That made him weak the first guy.

[04:13:59] Uh...

[04:14:00] I didn't weak- oh you're right, I just punched him, cause I wanted to start getting my vulnerable

[04:14:05] stacks out of the dude, but you're right, I could've- I'm stupid as fuck.

[04:14:10] Goddamn, okay.

[04:14:12] Got four more here.

[04:14:17] Um...

[04:14:20] I don't know, honestly I don't think it matters, this boss is dead on my screen.

[04:14:46] Okay, that's cringe as fuck I'm just gonna whirlwind here I think

[04:15:03] I want to use my Molten Fist already.

[04:15:27] There's the debuffs.

[04:15:28] Yeah, we gotta kill that guy. Holy fuck, he does a lot of damage. I'm stupid. He could've

[04:15:39] You've been dead but I'm bad.

[04:15:40] I'm gonna take so much damage here at like the 30 plus I think.

[04:15:58] Attacking the wrong fucking dude.

[04:15:59] It's just random but, oop, here's some damn.

[04:16:07] I took that stuff.

[04:16:09] I didn't think he'd hit that fucking hard.

[04:16:37] All right, I have 42 strength now

[04:16:42] I'm so close to dying

[04:16:45] Hold on I can draw potion

[04:16:50] My band from card draw I am not so I should draw

[04:17:02] No, I don't want to retain the shitty hand shit is garbage

[04:17:07] Okay

[04:17:17] Hmm

[04:17:37] That's it.

[04:17:45] You're trolling.

[04:17:46] Alright, what happened here?

[04:17:47] I got the...

[04:17:48] What?

[04:17:49] Nice!

[04:17:50] That's a lot of damage.

[04:18:03] So we win on Ironclad.

[04:18:05] Interesting.

[04:18:06] I don't think we got that four at least in a row.

[04:18:11] Oh yeah, we didn't get those fuckers.

[04:18:13] They've actually ended our run like eight times.

[04:18:19] Sick art.

[04:18:20] Amazing.

[04:18:21] Oh my god, something in the mouth.

[04:18:31] Alright.

[04:18:32] Badger.

[04:18:33] This fucker's the most difficult of the encounter.

[04:18:37] They're actually nuts.

[04:18:38] I don't know if it's like an overtuned thing or uh, I don't know.

[04:18:44] We can't kill him unless we get some busted card that just carries it.

[04:18:51] Oh hey, Ironclad has a fucking emote.

[04:18:58] Maybe it's overtuned in multiplayer.

[04:19:01] Maybe that's how it works.

[04:19:04] It's doubling their health is cooked because of that stupid shield that they get.

[04:19:13] Lose all gold.

[04:19:17] You think greed is worth?

[04:19:21] Uh...

[04:19:23] Shhh...

[04:19:25] What do you get again?

[04:19:27] A lot of gold and you get that one Cursed card.

[04:19:31] Right?

[04:19:33] Yeah.

[04:19:34] You can never remove it.

[04:19:35] But it's a lot of gold.

[04:19:36] Never.

[04:19:37] No, it's eternal.

[04:19:38] It has an eternal buff.

[04:19:39] Oh.

[04:19:40] Yeah.

[04:19:41] I'm good.

[04:19:42] I took it on one of my runs I won with it.

[04:19:44] It was a lot of gold early on.

[04:19:46] Cause then we can kill those elites no problem.

[04:19:49] Deal damage I mean fuck what do I take with these deal damage equal to the number of cards in your draw pile in

[04:19:55] My draw pile so now my it's only good half the time

[04:20:01] That's stupid

[04:20:06] Gain 13 block both of these kind of suck I

[04:20:15] Guess you do start with it

[04:20:19] Well, eventually I can upgrade it to make it cost zero. Alright, fine.

[04:20:29] Heh, it does six damage because my deck is so small. It does the same damage of a strike. What the fuck?

[04:20:36] Worthless!

[04:20:39] Oh, and I'm the star bitch. Uuugh!

[04:20:43] Alright. I wasn't even looking.

[04:20:49] I'm gonna try and do the same build I did last time.

[04:20:59] God help me.

[04:21:00] The omega build?

[04:21:01] Yeah, the omega build.

[04:21:02] Okay, you should end up in reddit.

[04:21:03] Okay.

[04:21:04] Okay, you should end up in reddit.

[04:21:08] Okay.

[04:21:18] That's crazy.

[04:21:22] Are you kidding me? Alright, I can do no damage.

[04:21:26] Okay, thank god.

[04:21:29] You're gonna charge all two cards

[04:21:33] Okay, we'll take love

[04:21:36] But you already drew a path look at you a little bit. Yeah, I wasn't sure gonna go shop for a question

[04:21:43] No, no fuck the shuttle. You didn't take greed so we don't care about it early shop

[04:21:50] Did I not suck

[04:21:52] Increase block gain from this card by 2.

[04:21:58] Really?

[04:22:01] It has to go on the fucking defense?

[04:22:04] I hate- like why couldn't I upgrade- uh, what is it?

[04:22:09] Glow.

[04:22:10] Isn't that a skill?

[04:22:11] I guess it has to get blocked initially as fuck.

[04:22:18] We kind of want to split damage here a little bit that six 14 damage total

[04:22:49] I'm taking damage here.

[04:22:51] I guess I can throw a bomb

[04:22:55] next turn if we need it, we'll see.

[04:22:57] That's 10 to both.

[04:23:08] Yeah, I see that he's close to dying.

[04:23:14] Honestly, fucking- I'm fucking turning this.

[04:23:18] Okay he dies now.

[04:23:30] zero damage. I'm actually just taking a bunch of card draw in Star Farm. I have no good

[04:23:54] I'm a good spender on my stars so it's a little cooked.

[04:24:16] I can do 8 damage.

[04:24:20] Okay, so just block?

[04:24:22] There's no way we can kill the lead right now.

[04:24:48] Oh

[04:24:56] Fucking all right fuck it. Let's end the run here. Oh shit

[04:25:03] Maybe it's doable we'll find out

[04:25:13] Big eel here

[04:25:18] Reaching is so much better than defect.

[04:25:22] I was told defect is like busted OP, but again I think everything is in its own way.

[04:25:29] of

[04:25:43] the next

[04:25:49] Yeah, that hurts. I don't think I can do shit about that.

[04:26:00] Yeah, I'm at 20 health. I don't have a tank for me either.

[04:26:07] I can nerf his damage bit. He has six now.

[04:26:16] The good news is we only have to do 130 more damage because if you're 52, do.

[04:26:21] So that's nice.

[04:26:23] We can never begin.

[04:26:35] Alright.

[04:26:36] We only need to do about 80 damage now.

[04:26:38] Get in there.

[04:26:46] I cannot weaken him on this attack.

[04:27:10] Oh, huge.

[04:27:11] Oh, nice.

[04:27:12] We love that.

[04:27:13] Damn, he did a lot of doom.

[04:27:16] Doom there. He's dead. He's dead. Entered another.

[04:27:20] He's doomed.

[04:27:24] Good one, babe.

[04:27:27] He'll too at the start of every fight.

[04:27:32] Hold on. This could be good.

[04:27:34] good okay I think I got something crazy here a card actually might make this

[04:27:48] build strong right now you want to skip the shop well yeah well broke right

[04:27:55] Yeah, I'm with it.

[04:27:57] Oh.

[04:27:58] Are you serious?

[04:27:59] Nice.

[04:28:00] I mean, it's definitely a card removal angle.

[04:28:10] This could be good.

[04:28:19] pretty good. That's all it takes like that. Hidden gem is busted. Where the fuck is hidden

[04:28:29] gem? This? A random card in your draw pile gains replay too. That sounds nuts. Yeah,

[04:28:38] whatever. Can't afford it. Life's hard. Ooh, I gotta rest up. Well, you gotta rest up.

[04:28:45] Yeah, I'm gonna rest with you, let's not greet it.

[04:28:51] I'm telling you, like my next card, I'm gonna be sapping their strength so hard now.

[04:28:58] No, that's pretty...

[04:29:00] Both are pretty good. I would use Art of War pretty hard.

[04:29:04] I think I would too, because I don't think my Doom counts as an attack, does it?

[04:29:07] It does. Is it a look under the card, look at it.

[04:29:11] Is it an attack?

[04:29:13] No, it's a skill.

[04:29:14] okay do you take it one dexterity is also really good

[04:29:22] all right all right watch this you ready for this zero damage

[04:29:35] down so I drew this card if I don't it costs three stars to use it and if I

[04:29:44] don't use it I lose it completely but I can just keep making sure I have the

[04:29:49] stars up for it right

[04:29:52] Yeah, I can't sap a strength here by the way.

[04:29:59] No, I'm just gonna have to take a bit.

[04:30:05] Wait, hold on.

[04:30:08] Cost 3.

[04:30:10] I'm gonna risk it.

[04:30:12] I'm gonna nerf him.

[04:30:13] I have 0 stars, hopefully I don't draw it here.

[04:30:16] I did not.

[04:30:18] We're good.

[04:30:21] I also got- oh fuck I didn't get any star farming.

[04:30:51] I can nerf his damn hair. Don't don't block

[04:31:05] Unfortunately when you look at my hand that's all I can do. Oh well he's dead anyway something

[04:31:12] better yeah yeah now I gotta work on my star generation cards containing strike

[04:31:23] deal three additional damage wow look at this huh each combat the first time you

[04:31:31] play a card that debuffs an enemy double its effect what is your doom card

[04:31:38] Can I see it's one you're using I have two doom cards if that one if that one you got the 21 doom

[04:31:45] That's big so it doubles it does 42 do

[04:31:48] It's everyone

[04:31:50] Yeah on top of that didn't you just I saw a card that does some other shit

[04:32:01] Yeah, that's some good stuff

[04:32:08] Hmm

[04:32:21] Let's go here

[04:32:25] Oh no fuck wait, this is good for you. Can you play that card? Omega Doom turn one

[04:32:30] Oh

[04:32:35] They're fucking dead we love that

[04:32:43] Oh, no, I'm gonna take a look I take an eight damage here or fucked

[04:32:50] That fuckers dead that fuckers dead

[04:32:52] They're all dead too under that he's already weak what am I doing Wow

[04:33:07] Wow.

[04:33:08] Oh, look at this, look at this.

[04:33:13] They lose all their strength.

[04:33:17] Yep, they're all dead entered.

[04:33:24] Now that was a doom turn, god damn.

[04:33:31] Ooh, I got the Royal Gamble card.

[04:33:37] Here we go.

[04:33:38] Oh my God, look at this.

[04:33:40] Uh, what am I looking at?

[04:33:42] Hold on.

[04:33:43] He'll 7 damage, apply any debuffs on the enemy to all other enemies.

[04:33:49] That's pretty good.

[04:33:50] That is really good.

[04:33:51] That's crazy.

[04:33:52] Yeah, for AoE fights for sure.

[04:33:57] I like these are they literally is just a bunch of coral that I could find in the ocean

[04:34:12] and that is at the end of your turn game 24 block plating okay so we gotta get through

[04:34:51] You are doing so much fucking damage. It's already you already did half its health is what's crazy to me

[04:34:57] I'm gonna never it's stupid well technically not really because it doesn't go up to like the very end, you know, but it's it's half-health

[04:35:06] It is it's dude. Okay, but I

[04:35:11] Guess do damage only applies to other no like cuz if we take away his health like you just it really is the same thing

[04:35:17] It just goes from left to right if he kills us before like his turn finishes

[04:35:21] So he would have won the fight with full health I guess right?

[04:35:25] But yeah, no this fucker is dead

[04:35:28] Or 46 doom like absolutely

[04:35:36] God these cars are so I don't do any damage at all

[04:35:44] He's dead

[04:35:46] You're right he is dead. Like what am I even here for? Jesus.

[04:35:53] Hmm.

[04:36:11] Choose a card in your hand to transform into Minion Dive Bomb.

[04:36:14] It's like an exhaust cards, huh?

[04:36:17] Let's get f***ed out of here.

[04:36:34] F***ing Coral again, by the way.

[04:36:47] Okay.

[04:36:57] Come on babe, where's that doom?

[04:37:10] I don't have it, I don't have it.

[04:37:14] Goddamn it, you're supposed to carry here.

[04:37:15] I still don't have it!

[04:37:31] Absolutely not. I could have, but I spaced out.

[04:37:35] I wasn't even looking at the fact that he's almost dead. I was just looking at my star generation.

[04:37:40] I drew zero damage by the way, so I'm glad that's all you

[04:37:47] He's actually why am I here why am I here?

[04:37:53] God you're just fucking suckin me the abyss

[04:38:06] Okay, and I did something weird

[04:38:10] I'll be honest, I mean, do I upgrade here or...?

[04:38:17] I don't care about upgrading those, top of the stars, gain 3 bucks for each star spent.

[04:38:25] Like I have the setup, I just don't have any star spenders.

[04:38:30] I've got the nerf bullshit, but, ehh.

[04:38:36] Where's dying star?

[04:38:38] Fuck it, upgrade it. I should have healed. I really should have healed. What the fuck is that?

[04:38:44] Eww! Eww!

[04:38:46] Is that a...

[04:38:49] What is that bulging thing? That was like a smooth brain.

[04:38:54] Couldn't tell ya.

[04:38:57] Is that not an...anatomodicably correct?

[04:39:01] Whatever you just said. Sure.

[04:39:03] Is not correct?

[04:39:06] What did you say like a membrane or as fucking what?

[04:39:15] What's the word I'm looking for like your the a word and abs to Macaulay is that and not wait

[04:39:23] And anatomically correct anatomy correct anatomically. I know what you're fucking saying

[04:39:30] I now it makes sense why you're saying the way you're saying it

[04:39:32] 16 damage taken by the way. I'm in there from 12.

[04:40:02] Okay, this beckons gotta go. He's hitting for like nothing though, so that's nice

[04:40:18] This is the boss. Yeah, I don't know if there's a face to we we have no idea. We don't know what's about to happen

[04:40:26] Uh, he is of course not attacking right

[04:40:32] what wait what what did you just do with what well the the due card

[04:40:57] huh

[04:40:59] Okay, well I can get that bombardment so it just fucking goes every turn cost three energy

[04:41:16] though maybe I can get it going.

[04:41:22] I mean I'm not online yet I am worthless I know I am.

[04:41:29] This card can be duplicated at rest sites.

[04:41:36] Maybe I spam falling star and just nerf their strength for you and we take no damage ever.

[04:41:44] What the hell is this?

[04:41:45] Look at this wing.

[04:41:47] Sacrifice card rewards.

[04:41:52] Oh yeah, you can sac him and you get relics, it's pretty good.

[04:42:03] Tails here is essentially an extra energy, is it not?

[04:42:11] As long as it never goes down to one, if you end your turn with unspent energy, gain

[04:42:15] an additional two energy.

[04:42:18] So it doesn't just carry over.

[04:42:21] You didn't spend one, but you gained two, so it's plus one.

[04:42:24] You'd have five energy.

[04:42:27] Just spend four.

[04:42:28] You can only ever use three?

[04:42:31] No, you can use four.

[04:42:36] Yeah.

[04:42:42] You lose turn one.

[04:42:43] Yeah, turn one.

[04:42:44] For one turn, you'll have minus one.

[04:42:45] That's true.

[04:42:46] I think it's worth it, for what I'm doing.

[04:42:51] Are you deciding?

[04:42:52] Are you deciding?

[04:42:53] No.

[04:42:54] Middle.

[04:42:55] Oh, you did something.

[04:42:58] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

[04:43:03] I'm just trying to get some sleep.

[04:43:08] I'm not sure what I'm doing here.

[04:43:13] I'm just trying to get some sleep.

[04:43:18] I'm just trying to get some sleep.

[04:43:23] the way you just laughed sounded like the evil the evil like villain anime lady

[04:43:39] and in my car like Dracula but like again it's nine damage let me go

[04:44:09] Okay.

[04:44:10] All of them, I'm taking so much damage.

[04:44:16] I weakened them.

[04:44:17] You got any more?

[04:44:18] I can do 20.

[04:44:19] No, I have a- I have a defend that I'm just not using.

[04:44:29] But I can nerf them hard here.

[04:44:31] Okay.

[04:44:32] What was that?

[04:44:33] What are you doing?

[04:44:34] What was that? What are you doing?

[04:44:37] It's the one that like uses your doom procs on him. Oh my god, okay

[04:44:48] I'll take that fuck it. I'm actually just a strength sapper

[04:44:57] I'm not getting the rights dad

[04:45:04] I didn't draw a dying star here.

[04:45:19] Definitely a defend angle, I think.

[04:45:25] Why do I even care?

[04:45:29] You already killed one of them.

[04:45:46] He's dead too.

[04:45:48] Alright.

[04:45:50] Are you getting unlocked like that, Bill?

[04:45:55] You were doing that-

[04:45:56] Babe, I have not gotten any damage yet.

[04:46:01] It just has not happened.

[04:46:04] Well, I'm sure it will soon.

[04:46:08] Yeah.

[04:46:10] Surely.

[04:46:16] Whoa.

[04:46:19] You'll 5% more damage, but lose to HP.

[04:46:22] Let's choose a card to transform.

[04:46:26] Oh

[04:46:28] Trash

[04:46:34] Let's see definitely you can't fire

[04:46:41] What just happened, okay, it's because we're split but I shouldn't hit the other

[04:46:47] So it was picking between the two of us

[04:46:49] I can't play anything here, so

[04:47:07] Did you just kill them all?

[04:47:10] No, they do

[04:47:13] Jesus I

[04:47:16] Spend all my energy

[04:47:19] God, you literally kill them all with your first fucking card.

[04:47:24] Wait, what?

[04:47:26] Huh?

[04:47:27] Oh, because they hatched, they got their turn.

[04:47:30] Oh, no.

[04:47:31] Oh, no.

[04:47:32] Oh, shit, it's gone.

[04:47:33] That's gone.

[04:47:34] Wait, hold on.

[04:47:35] I can nerf their damages turn.

[04:47:37] That's me stuck there.

[04:47:43] my turn one trick no no no no no not true not true

[04:47:57] we need holy fuck what do I even have 25 HP okay some damage there okay can you hit the

[04:48:10] main guy just a little bit not much just a little bit just a little bit I can do

[04:48:20] 32 damage to him but it's my whole turn go ahead go ahead or I can make all of

[04:48:24] them lose one string no go ahead

[04:48:30] okay that fucking damn it

[04:48:40] Hmm.

[04:48:51] Know thy place.

[04:48:55] Huh.

[04:48:59] I don't have a good hand here.

[04:49:01] He's weak, so...

[04:49:04] Do I defend or do I play this bombardment?

[04:49:10] I think I just fucking defend and save health, don't they know?

[04:49:20] I've been in poses for the boss fight, which is in 10 years.

[04:49:42] I put that 50% increased damage, but it takes 3 HP on the one that procs in Doom.

[04:49:50] Oh shit, okay.

[04:50:00] Oh, I drew...

[04:50:08] Shit.

[04:50:14] I did damage, look at that.

[04:50:21] Nice.

[04:50:22] Most I can do.

[04:50:24] I drew all daisies, holy fuck.

[04:50:26] Oh boy, look at this.

[04:50:29] Nerfed.

[04:50:30] Nice.

[04:50:31] Dead.

[04:50:32] Okay.

[04:50:33] Little strength sapping.

[04:50:34] That was great, dude.

[04:50:35] Okay little strength sapping that was great

[04:50:46] That's big

[04:50:54] First time this car is played he deals eight additional damage

[04:51:00] I mean it'd be great if I had a spam attack whatever like you did to do multi head, but I don't

[04:51:05] I'm just gonna take 10 max HP I guess.

[04:51:16] Do you want the 10 block because of your starting two energy card?

[04:51:21] I like that y'all.

[04:51:22] At the start of each combat start?

[04:51:24] Okay I'll take this fucking dumb rock.

[04:51:27] I will throw this rock at him.

[04:51:42] He's hitting for 22.

[04:51:46] I lose my energy if I do this, but I think I should.

[04:51:54] that they strength by a lot.

[04:51:56] Oh no, I got energy back, I forgot.

[04:51:59] Ooh, do I defend though?

[04:52:01] Yeah, I do. Still losing the energy.

[04:52:24] I got bombardment going. First time ever played it.

[04:52:35] Alright.

[04:52:39] How do I have so much energy? What is going on here?

[04:52:43] Holy fuck.

[04:52:54] I got some damage coming in, I think I'm doing things now, that fucking news.

[04:53:19] Now I have not been and you know I haven't.

[04:53:21] Yes you have been.

[04:53:36] Oh shit.

[04:53:40] I think so.

[04:53:43] Oh a potion belt, that's good.

[04:53:45] Ooh, that's huge for me.

[04:53:47] I got a good card.

[04:53:48] Still no damage, but man, I've got some great star economy. Let me tell you,

[04:53:54] I said that can't fire.

[04:53:59] I'm getting the campy and the store.

[04:54:05] Uh, well you have to pick one of the two, but yeah.

[04:54:09] Yep.

[04:54:10] Yes.

[04:54:11] Oh, you're... okay.

[04:54:16] You got the doom?

[04:54:19] Yeah.

[04:54:20] Shit.

[04:54:21] You didn't bring one doom.

[04:54:30] Hmm, we'd be taking damage here.

[04:54:38] Hammer time, wait what?

[04:54:45] When you forge allies forge as well?

[04:54:49] Okay, I just took the shittiest card I've ever seen.

[04:54:52] What am I doing?

[04:54:55] I thought that was something else.

[04:55:00] I can- don't block, do not block here.

[04:55:04] Okay.

[04:55:06] Do you have to kill the little mumps or no?

[04:55:13] Just kill them and go.

[04:55:15] I think if you kill the main bitch, they'll all die.

[04:55:18] Uh, maybe?

[04:55:19] No, you have to kill them all.

[04:55:23] They're all their own thing, I think.

[04:55:25] The fact that you're gonna kill the beetle before it wakes up with doom is baffling.

[04:55:31] Uh, I'm gonna throw this rock at this fuck.

[04:55:37] Okay, wasted my bad.

[04:55:45] I can hit the first A for 8. Or not A for 6.

[04:56:01] Uh, I can kill the first guy here. I have bombardment going now.

[04:56:15] Wakey wakey!

[04:56:16] Okay, dying starting to hurt is damn.

[04:56:25] Yeah, I have so much Star-Gen, I just need a spender of some sort.

[04:56:33] Oh.

[04:56:34] Good job, babe.

[04:56:36] Good job, babe.

[04:56:39] Skip all that.

[04:56:42] That's alright.

[04:56:44] I just hacked my car.

[04:56:46] Oh.

[04:56:48] Oh no, I didn't get it.

[04:56:51] Well, don't use any dude. Okay, fuck it. Use it there.

[04:57:04] That was stupid. I should have done that. That was stupid of me.

[04:57:14] I'm losing a lot of health because of that.

[04:57:16] Man, I guess I got Bombardment going, but...

[04:57:26] Which is that, 14.

[04:57:30] I don't think I can Genesis here.

[04:57:38] Fuck, I need dying star. I'm not getting it.

[04:57:40] It's cooked.

[04:57:44] It's actually still cooked here.

[04:57:47] He's got to live long enough for the boom to go off.

[04:57:53] 20.

[04:57:54] I mean, I'm trying to nerf their damage.

[04:57:58] I'm just not drawing a dying star.

[04:58:00] There, now I drew it, so look, we're taking your damage, sorry.

[04:58:07] I can probably kill that one next time.

[04:58:24] I have no damage by the way, he's dead, then out of the doom he kills me, oh fuck oh I

[04:58:49] I almost took 5 damage for no reason.

[04:58:53] Oh!

[04:58:57] What?

[04:59:02] Yep.

[04:59:03] Misinput.

[04:59:13] Oh, it's because it dies at the end of the turn.

[04:59:15] It gets its turn.

[04:59:16] Oh my goodness gracious.

[04:59:19] work well maybe I'll get some single target to help you

[04:59:27] No, I don't think so.

[04:59:29] Okay, that guy's gonna die.

[04:59:43] Okay, we take no damage here.

[04:59:54] I think they all die now.

[04:59:57] I kinda like prophesies, it's actually so nice to get through your entire fuckin' deck.

[05:00:19] Nah, I'll take it.

[05:00:29] What the fuck is this hand?

[05:00:33] Are you kidding me right now?

[05:00:37] Oh, draw three cards. Okay, here we go.

[05:00:41] Okay.

[05:00:49] I think this might be a bombardment angle.

[05:00:52] I just gotta get that going ASAP.

[05:00:55] Yeah.

[05:00:56] I don't know if you can get like two if I'm just going probably right.

[05:01:02] It's multiple.

[05:01:03] Maybe.

[05:01:04] Yeah, no you definitely can.

[05:01:06] I can get multiple.

[05:01:07] Just spam it.

[05:01:08] But it costs three energy.

[05:01:10] And yeah, it just goes every single turn.

[05:01:12] I didn't know I'd get a snob, but I did find one.

[05:01:23] He's hitting for 15 here.

[05:01:25] Let me throw this rock at him. Get on.

[05:01:32] I'm trying to see if I can get like a...

[05:01:35] I might be able to sap his strength.

[05:01:37] No, I didn't get it. It's over.

[05:01:39] I can buffer it

[05:01:43] Is it one instance of damage or yeah, I don't think so it's just plus five health in that case I

[05:02:04] Drew trash again

[05:02:09] Got it. Is this the boss? No, this is this is a regular mob

[05:02:15] What

[05:02:22] It's gonna trip on my block I'm over it

[05:02:35] Nice good job

[05:02:39] You had mana? You're right. I'm an idiot. I could have shrugged. You're right.

[05:02:46] I have so much mana. This is so overkill. I'm skipping this. I'm gonna rest.

[05:02:55] I just, I need it. I need some type of star dump. It's so much star should I have it.

[05:03:03] There's nothing to use it on besides the nerf which I can nerf here. It's great. There we go.

[05:03:08] It's kind of cute.

[05:03:24] He looks like the crab from the Love Death of Robots or whatever show.

[05:03:28] Remember the boat?

[05:03:30] I see it, yeah.

[05:03:47] I should fucking die.

[05:03:49] Doesn't matter.

[05:03:58] I

[05:04:21] Hmm

[05:04:28] I don't get to turn around here.

[05:04:36] Oh wait no I can throw the rock.

[05:04:38] Nice.

[05:04:41] Well, ooh that guy's hitting very hard.

[05:04:51] That's a little spooky.

[05:04:53] I mean it's just one big hit and I don't know if it is what it is.

[05:04:58] If I kill one hand.

[05:05:16] Like will you auto turn to the other?

[05:05:17] Yes you will.

[05:05:18] Okay.

[05:05:19] Okay. I'm not gonna do that yet.

[05:05:33] Well, I defend. I didn't have enough energy. God.

[05:05:42] He did. Y'all are rage waiting.

[05:05:49] He's fucking dead. What do I even attack you? I guess shield. I don't want to face the other

[05:06:06] one. I guess I'll just do this into this. 99 block. Love that for us.

[05:06:36] All right, we got him and you are doing so much damage

[05:06:54] damage. Good job.

[05:07:01] Strength potion.

[05:07:06] You know, at the end of your turn, if this is on top of your draw pile, play it.

[05:07:13] Okay.

[05:07:24] Oh, wait a second. Decisions could be insane.

[05:07:31] Alright.

[05:07:34] Alright, go ahead, go ahead, I'm here.

[05:07:37] So wait, hold on. What I could do...

[05:07:40] I know I'm worthless and she's doing everything, but...

[05:07:44] If I draw Decisions, Decisions, draw three cards, choose a skill in your hand and play it three times.

[05:07:50] What if I play Royal Gamble?

[05:07:52] And then it plays it three times. That's 27 stars

[05:07:58] All I need is a fucking card that does an actual star dump

[05:08:03] Oh

[05:08:05] I love your build play through I hope you play already 92 I want to I'm thinking about doing like a

[05:08:11] 12-hour stream of it

[05:08:13] Just one long playthrough. I don't like splitting things up unless I unless I have no other choice and I feel like that's

[05:08:22] a

[05:08:24] it was a god of war play through

[05:08:26] you can't do that in one sitting red dead redemption

[05:08:28] you can't do which or you can't do

[05:08:30] a resident evil I feel like is a one

[05:08:32] one stream angle

[05:08:34] I don't like doing

[05:08:36] I don't like splitting it

[05:08:38] I may split it but it's not fun jumping into

[05:08:40] a game half way through

[05:08:42] when you know

[05:08:44] people are tuned out

[05:08:46] at that point right?

[05:08:48] yeah that's another example you can't do that in one sitting

[05:08:50] I'll go grab a drink and grab my coffee hanger.

[05:10:50] mouse

[05:10:55] what do you mean?

[05:11:00] hey hello

[05:11:05] Okay, what do we got here?

[05:11:21] Oh, add one in fraud to your debt, gain energy at the start of each turn.

[05:11:28] Ooh, that's annoying.

[05:11:30] But it's also a lot of energy I'd gain.

[05:11:32] I think that's fine.

[05:11:36] Oh, if this is in your hand, it must be played before other cards.

[05:11:39] That sucks.

[05:11:52] Hmm.

[05:11:57] Honestly, maybe this is still good.

[05:11:59] Three, create a natural copy of the first attack you play each turn.

[05:12:02] Of the first attack I play I don't have any good attacks though

[05:12:15] Maybe bombardment, but where does the ethro copy go?

[05:12:21] Like is yeah, I won't be able to play it. I won't have the energy dying star, okay

[05:12:25] I don't need to sap their strength anymore. The damage doesn't matter the strength is already gone

[05:12:30] shit

[05:12:32] I'll be honest, I think I take this. I'm gonna take this.

[05:12:35] Fuck it. That hurts, but...

[05:12:37] Maybe I won't get super unlucky with it.

[05:12:51] Hmm. We're taking, what, 14 damn here?

[05:12:57] They already weakened them, too. Fuck.

[05:12:59] What is his hand?

[05:13:10] Um, water.

[05:13:15] Oh, we're good. Don't shield.

[05:13:22] Yeah, these guys are depressed.

[05:13:29] What I just got a bombarding on sorry, babe

[05:13:59] Hmm

[05:14:13] Got no card draw here

[05:14:29] Okay. I gotta see how this works. So, draw three cards, choose a skill in your hand,

[05:14:43] choice- choose this. I have 15 stars, let's use it. I mean, you killed them, but holy

[05:14:53] Fuck I broke the game

[05:14:55] You did babe. I had 42 stars if I just have a I just need a spell that does to do do do do

[05:15:02] But I have not gotten one

[05:15:10] We got to go shop middle to shop to elite

[05:15:15] 42 stars zero spenders it's it's rough. It's having God

[05:15:23] I'm actually so grieved here shit really doesn't want to end so huh

[05:15:51] You only does one damage.

[05:15:53] What are you talking about?

[05:15:55] Oh, I'm stupid. It's because I fucking put intangible on.

[05:15:59] I was gonna say, like what?

[05:16:01] My fucker hits me for 18 out here.

[05:16:03] Yeah.

[05:16:05] I need to make sure I don't spend too energy.

[05:16:08] I can't car draw or I draw the curse.

[05:16:11] I think I'm just kind of fucked here.

[05:16:15] I'm fucking...

[05:16:17] Whatever. Let's take this.

[05:16:51] I think we got to kill the ads now yeah well is this an elite no it's not the

[05:17:04] Fuck you, Josh.

[05:17:17] New 30 damage to one of these fucks.

[05:17:21] That's all I can do.

[05:17:23] I think I should have hit the doom one just to remove the damage, but he's already dead.

[05:17:35] I felt like it was a wasteful.

[05:17:36] I actually did so much damage, holy fuck.

[05:17:41] Right?

[05:17:42] Yeah, I should have taken that guy off.

[05:17:47] that guy up. Alright, I can nerf in here. They do no damage, but there's only one attacking,

[05:18:04] of course.

[05:18:22] Heal's 20 damage.

[05:18:23] I'm gonna throw this at this guy.

[05:18:26] We should die now.

[05:18:50] You have block.

[05:18:56] Oh my god.

[05:19:00] Oh, we have a shop. Maybe we'll get it there.

[05:19:02] Yeah.

[05:19:08] Nope. I did not.

[05:19:12] Yikes.

[05:19:13] Wow.

[05:19:14] I

[05:19:25] Is zero star spenders enemies up 10 additional gold that's terrible. I

[05:19:30] Mean enchanted card with momentum five. I have no multi hit card. So it's worthless. I

[05:19:39] Guess I'll put on the fucking bombardment

[05:19:44] Yeah fuck that sucks ass you can nerf his damn here I fuck it order oh no I

[05:20:05] fucked my order that's fine no my doom wait a second oh god he's under debuffs

[05:20:11] forever only 60 bucks 60 bucks total yeah that's pretty cooked you need card

[05:20:24] draw I can give you three cards no no I don't help you to make it do your

[05:20:30] damage okay I can't he's immune to do this oh shit you're right oh no I don't

[05:20:40] Even though what I could draw that would help me much here

[05:20:43] Fuck it. Throw this. Let me draw some cards. I mean, I'm letting you fucking wow

[05:20:49] I got such fucking dog shit

[05:20:56] God this game hates me

[05:21:40] Oh shit, I'm on a bird.

[05:21:47] Oh um, the left are gone.

[05:21:52] Nice.

[05:21:57] Fuck it.

[05:22:04] Fuck it

[05:22:27] Wow

[05:22:32] Hmm

[05:22:34] I can't play shit here minus 13 you're one of the coolest people alive thank you chicken

[05:22:56] potato you too man

[05:23:07] dude thanks for like saving all those kids with cancer and doing all that

[05:23:13] crazy shit you did the other day in case your girl's watching I saw that it

[05:23:18] was crazy you did that stuff good job

[05:23:26] I better draw something good here. I swear to God. Oh man. I drew shit

[05:23:40] Well, I just actually fucking burnt all my cards at the burns just cut me

[05:23:48] Let's face it up

[05:23:52] Oh now I draw a royal gamble

[05:23:56] I'm burning like even all of my armor comes from me spending my stars I can't

[05:24:09] Spind them. Oh, yeah, I can't here we go big spin. Oh, but it's

[05:24:21] Minus 10

[05:24:29] Potion what for strength is this the last fight it's just a fucking elite

[05:24:39] Oh look at the frog by the way stream look at this little frog pop I really is incredible

[05:25:09] Right

[05:25:18] Well, he's dead in turn

[05:25:21] Yeah, I'm taking so much from the shit

[05:25:26] Birds look at it

[05:25:29] God

[05:25:31] Yeah, that was about where my hands that too. Oh wait, I'm also being cooked alive

[05:25:36] I could have I could have defended my space now

[05:25:50] Oh my god, please I just need a star spender

[05:25:54] I'll take the strength I guess if I get a star spender it'll be great I'll be

[05:26:11] I don't know about this one, I think we know.

[05:26:13] Yeah, me too.

[05:26:19] Pussy!

[05:26:21] Go east.

[05:26:30] Oh, I got a liquid bronze, I have thorns now too.

[05:26:35] Do I have anything to upgrade?

[05:26:37] I need a gallon.

[05:26:39] Okay, sure.

[05:26:46] Make a decision, decisions, Graded.

[05:26:57] 29 damage instantly.

[05:27:03] Love that for us.

[05:27:06] Um...

[05:27:19] That hurts. Pain.

[05:27:36] So I now have 33 stars, oh no I have 37 now and I have nothing to really spend, I have

[05:27:56] no spender.

[05:27:57] I guess imagine I have these things that literally only cost stars, 7 damage per star.

[05:28:04] I would kill him, but I don't have that card.

[05:28:21] And why do it? Because the game gave me a fucked up star generation.

[05:28:27] And then it baited me and I haven't gotten shit.

[05:28:30] I can nerf this game, he does nothing.

[05:28:50] I guess, yeah, why do I care about the start?

[05:28:52] That's nice to have, because I still have Devastate, which is nice.

[05:29:01] Okay, I still have Star Spenders, I just don't have the Omega Star Spender.

[05:29:05] Let me get rid of this shit.

[05:29:18] At least I'm bringing in big fucking bombs every turn, that's nice.

[05:29:22] Oh, 430 by the way.

[05:29:36] I actually think I skip here.

[05:29:44] The spear, the spear cost one star and did bonus damage based on how many cards cost

[05:29:59] Stars but a lot of y'all are fucking retarded. It's okay

[05:30:29] Oh, I just got fucking... wait, I have to drink this, god damn it.

[05:30:44] It's a massive weekend, honestly.

[05:30:51] Yeah, the weekend's good.

[05:30:52] I almost lost that card though, if I don't use it, it's gone, and I bafflingly didn't

[05:30:57] have enough stars there.

[05:31:27] I think it was dead

[05:31:30] Second one, maybe not you have that big hit. I didn't get him. Oh, yeah, I did

[05:31:47] Yeah, he dies. Oh, maybe not yet that he does

[05:31:57] I'm fucking pumped babe. I'm fucking pumped yay

[05:32:19] 25 damn right off the fucking rip that's crazy

[05:32:21] Wait, let me throw some rocks here.

[05:32:27] Maybe drink my potion here.

[05:32:30] Throw this, I spaced out and didn't use it.

[05:32:33] Fuck it.

[05:32:34] What if I don't?

[05:32:35] You're not weakening him right.

[05:32:37] No, I have nothing left to mount.

[05:32:47] I'm taking a little bit of damage.

[05:33:14] Okay, I can nerf him a bit.

[05:33:26] I almost died.

[05:33:37] Yeah, but this is obviously phase one.

[05:33:39] Oh.

[05:33:41] Right, I'll be pleased.

[05:33:43] It's got him in.

[05:33:45] Right.

[05:33:52] That still works. Thank goodness.

[05:33:55] Can we get him or not?

[05:33:56] I can.

[05:34:03] I mean, at this point, I don't really see the point in doing jack shit.

[05:34:06] Just fucking...

[05:34:13] That was phase 2, hello.

[05:34:27] Big devastate, I guess.

[05:34:34] 36 stars.

[05:34:47] Mm-mm-mm.

[05:34:49] I can nerf that a bit.

[05:35:06] I space that fuck I use too much energy

[05:35:22] What? Oh my god, we gotta fucking go through this phase again!

[05:35:37] Wait, does he lose all his GM stacks though? Imagine.

[05:35:42] It's kind of stupid if so, the fuck. Yeah, there's bosses that counter. It's cringe.

[05:35:47] I'm getting fucked here by the way he's gonna hurt

[05:35:55] Why why are these pebbles doing so much damage?

[05:36:17] I don't know if I'm a bit.

[05:36:24] Oh, he dies.

[05:36:29] Oh.

[05:36:31] He's coming.

[05:36:34] Nice.

[05:36:35] You're doing sex day.

[05:36:37] Perfect.

[05:36:40] Oh he's dead, okay, thank god.

[05:36:55] That was, babe, I've never been more fucking cock-blocked in my life.

[05:37:00] That sucked.

[05:37:01] You're not getting that one, Spender, ooooh.

[05:37:04] I had 50- I think I had like 70 stars at the end of the game of that fight

[05:37:11] So I could have done with 70 times 7. Yeah, I could have done 700 damage with a dump. Actually, no, I would have done 12

[05:37:18] What?

[05:37:22] Huh?

[05:37:27] Fuck it might be, yeah

[05:37:29] All right, one more run for the ride, or for the road, Gunamoss, because that, that sucked.

[05:37:47] This is on ascension four.

[05:37:48] Who's the highest rated in the world?

[05:37:49] Are they on, are we number one?

[05:37:50] I don't think anybody's done this.

[05:37:51] I don't think anybody's done this.

[05:37:52] No, this is it.

[05:37:53] I don't think anybody's done this. I don't think anybody's done this.

[05:37:56] I need to beat him.

[05:37:58] No, this is it.

[05:37:59] I will, I will ulti for if I get the guy in the chair.

[05:38:04] I'm glad. I got this, oh fuck.

[05:38:06] Ooh, no this guy's sick.

[05:38:08] I don't think it's like this, I don't know if it's the same as...

[05:38:10] I haven't played him yet.

[05:38:11] This guy's sick.

[05:38:14] Remember you rested or rest site, your max HP increased by five.

[05:38:19] He's crazy strong.

[05:38:23] I mean, do I care about transferring one of your strikes and one of your fans lose 10

[05:38:30] max HP?

[05:38:31] Alright, fuck it.

[05:38:34] Chaos and FTL.

[05:38:37] Okay.

[05:38:38] I don't know what's good.

[05:38:43] I have not played this character, so God help me.

[05:38:46] I am thick as fuck, though.

[05:38:49] Okay, so hold on, I'm gonna have to re-channel one lightning, okay?

[05:38:54] At the end of turn 2, 3 damage to random enemy, and then you can evoke them, I remember now.

[05:39:03] Channel a random orb.

[05:39:09] Okay.

[05:39:10] Free damage.

[05:39:13] Channel a little bit of a zap here.

[05:39:17] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[05:39:17] OK, triple zap shield.

[05:39:19] Let's see.

[05:39:21] Damn.

[05:39:28] You vote your right most orb twice.

[05:39:32] So I can do 60 damage.

[05:39:34] Yeah.

[05:39:35] I don't get to choose who it goes on.

[05:39:38] Oh.

[05:39:40] I'm taking damage.

[05:39:42] Oh, my goodness.

[05:39:47] Maybe we just fucking, uh, yeah, my lightning could zap that fuck.

[05:39:56] Surely one of these orbs will hit him.

[05:39:57] Or I'll just do this, okay, that's cringe.

[05:40:00] At the end of the turn increases orbs damage by six, evoke.

[05:40:05] Oh, so that ramps up.

[05:40:10] I hit him. Nice.

[05:40:18] Hmm.

[05:40:26] Charge battery, seven block, next turn gain in energy.

[05:40:30] I like that.

[05:40:35] Children cheese.

[05:40:36] Yeah, we gotta take the cheese this early.

[05:40:38] We're so fucked at the elite though.

[05:40:45] Hmm...

[05:40:48] Upgrade two random cards.

[05:40:51] Okay.

[05:40:53] Wait, where the-

[05:40:54] Oh.

[05:41:02] Time to move in.

[05:41:08] I'm getting zapped here or like withered down

[05:41:37] It may go lightning build, chain or gain four block at the start of the next two turns

[05:41:55] channel one lightning bucket let's do it a lot of lightning going on image

[05:42:06] I think I heal here I don't I think it's you I don't anything

[05:42:25] fucking update that's good yeah I think it's I just gotta heal zap maybe what is

[05:42:32] Upgraded zap.

[05:42:34] Upgraded zap.

[05:42:36] Holy cost is zero.

[05:42:38] It's fine. I need to heal.

[05:42:40] Oh no! Oh god no! Oh god!

[05:42:42] Oh no!

[05:42:44] This might be where it ends.

[05:42:46] Oh, look at that!

[05:42:48] Huh.

[05:42:50] Babe, I'm scared.

[05:42:52] Yeah, as you fucking should be.

[05:43:02] Last, at the end of turn, deal 4 damage to all enemies and reduce this orb's value by

[05:43:19] 1.

[05:43:20] Ooh, I can't evoke that.

[05:43:23] Evoke it, evoke it please!

[05:43:24] I can't evoke it, I can't.

[05:43:27] I don't have evoke.

[05:43:28] I can't evoke it, I can't.

[05:43:48] Trash.

[05:43:50] I do have 10 damage to all enemies here.

[05:43:55] Uh, potion.

[05:43:58] It's done if I see I don't know the reason.

[05:44:02] Yeah, I don't know if the potion would apply. I mean I would just hit the shield. Is that worth it?

[05:44:07] I don't know, I'm probably not.

[05:44:10] 10, they're taking 19 damage this turn.

[05:44:13] I also only have two potion slots, god damn.

[05:44:18] Same, I guess like ascension 4?

[05:44:21] Oh yeah, ascension 4, tight belt, yep.

[05:44:27] I'm gonna see Voke here.

[05:44:29] He's pretty low, starting.

[05:44:32] Gonna hit that fucker and turn.

[05:44:38] Oh god, we're so low.

[05:44:40] Yeah, it's pretty cooked right now.

[05:44:44] It's 9, 18, 25.

[05:44:48] I can definitely throw my potion here and just spam defend drink

[05:45:08] We gotta make sure we one shot that fucker that's hitting for nine

[05:45:12] Yep, there's no way we can I'm there's two of them sitting for nine

[05:45:15] And I can dual cast and see what happens.

[05:45:25] I mean, shit.

[05:45:27] They're gonna shield up too.

[05:45:31] Yeah.

[05:45:33] I'm dead.

[05:45:35] But I think you got this.

[05:45:38] I think I'm dead too.

[05:45:40] I don't even know how I will say god.

[05:45:45] I'm verbose it.

[05:45:50] Okay.

[05:45:51] I really-

[05:45:52] You re-rolled up the shadow please?

[05:45:56] Huh?

[05:45:57] I was saying to bogus.

[05:46:02] He said he re-rolled up the- wait maybe not.

[05:46:07] It's ass bro. No

[05:46:11] Shadow Priest is why is that good? I

[05:46:15] Mean tier list can be full of shit babe as I've said

[05:46:22] Where'd you hear that

[05:46:26] Google this guy says Shadow Priest is giga good

[05:46:31] Shadow Priest is pretty fun and good

[05:46:33] Shadow Priest is dog shit. Yeah, no

[05:46:37] Yeah, we're talking retail.

[05:46:44] Yeah, retail, retail, retail.

[05:46:48] Stupid Pete, it's dog shit.

[05:46:53] What?

[05:46:54] Okay, Chad, how's Farrell drew it?

[05:47:03] Okay, well maybe you can both be an aspect.

[05:47:11] Yeah, sure, it's fine with me.

[05:47:13] I don't care in my class about that, but I kind of want to try one run as a defect.

[05:47:17] I'm going to randomize.

[05:47:18] You can randomize.

[05:47:19] I'm playing defect.

[05:47:20] Load everyone.

[05:47:21] Let me see what I need for unlocks.

[05:47:25] I need...

[05:47:31] I saw a tiktok where feral did 500k dps.

[05:47:36] The thing about youtube short and like tiktok audience

[05:47:41] there's like a lot of people that like make content

[05:47:43] and then like the youtube short audience and the tiktok audience is like

[05:47:47] dude they're like the best

[05:47:48] they're so good at their class

[05:47:51] and then they queue ranks and like you actually check their rankings and their

[05:47:54] fucking

[05:47:55] garbage

[05:47:56] they're just terrible shitty

[05:47:59] worst players in the game and it's crazy to disconnect yeah what what babe oh I

[05:48:04] need to invite you right now

[05:48:07] yeah I don't know all of my unlocks are from the fucking region so babe what's

[05:48:13] gonna get to happen is we swap computers what like all my unlocks are from the

[05:48:22] you want me to play here the guy in the cut we can do a run we're all play

[05:48:26] cut chair on my computer though right yeah we'll do it tonight you and me after

[05:48:31] this we gotta go play well let's queue up this game I want to play this care I

[05:48:36] want to at least fucking get the character online ish

[05:48:42] it's gonna be act a cinch in one with the neck reminder why does it not count

[05:48:48] I'm getting attention for

[05:48:51] Probably because I haven't buggy

[05:48:54] Okay, do you need to do the first now?

[05:48:58] No, it's just you for we'll just play it's fine

[05:49:07] Hmm

[05:49:13] What the fuck gained two orb slots

[05:49:18] Okay, got some good cards that start there

[05:49:32] You're deciding should I should I arrange you this up and see what I get 10 max each be long. That's exactly what I did

[05:49:39] 150 gold is also good, it's essentially a relic, or a almost a relic.

[05:50:03] I used the car, but because my summon was there, it didn't do anything.

[05:50:06] Oh, I almost...

[05:50:07] Asked him to go and fight for me.

[05:50:10] Oh, I see.

[05:50:11] I thought, like, maybe it was right there.

[05:50:20] Getting fucked here.

[05:50:24] Do you see my orbs on here? Let me see your screen.

[05:50:27] What do you do?

[05:50:27] I see two orbs, yeah.

[05:50:31] Okay, we're getting cooked here again.

[05:50:33] Got lucky there.

[05:50:47] Ready to just die instead of the bullshit, nice.

[05:50:57] one plasma what the fuck what is how does this work what the hell is it just plus

[05:51:12] one energy? Alright. Kind of crazy. It's a little expensive, though, but crazy. Evoke

[05:51:37] equals to you. All right. Do you have, like, the pet sack or whatever? Yeah, because we

[05:52:03] Let's see...

[05:52:19] Why isn't that just as cringe as it can get?

[05:52:27] I have so much energy now. What the fuck is this? Plasma built the fuck?

[05:52:33] I don't know what I'm gonna main my shadow priest is parked after M zero's then I'm gonna run them on my shami this weekend and

[05:52:50] fire mage level Jesus fuck we'll get a life

[05:52:56] i didn't mean to let's read down

[05:52:58] let's make it do

[05:53:00] gains have a lot of life

[05:53:03] he would have mod for you

[05:53:04] true make sure you stay unemployed

[05:53:06] channeling an orb puts into your first empty slot if you have no empty slot

[05:53:10] what does a frost do

[05:53:13] gains block how much

[05:53:20] Feel three damage increase the damage of all claw cards by two.

[05:53:24] Ooh.

[05:53:25] Maybe I try a claw build.

[05:53:29] Getting it early.

[05:53:38] This card gains retain.

[05:53:41] Nah.

[05:53:42] I'm taking the six max HP.

[05:53:44] Fuck that.

[05:53:45] We don't need to go to the shop.

[05:53:49] skip. Fuck it, grab it.

[05:53:53] Spawn map.

[05:54:08] Great fusion.

[05:54:14] Oh my god!

[05:54:16] Well, that was fun.

[05:54:31] Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

[05:54:33] of

[05:54:47] the

[05:54:55] uh no it's okay because i was just it doesn't matter i'm doing five damage with claw it's

[05:55:19] nothing I'm just ramping it as much as I can though

[05:55:26] and not okay I'm gonna have to just throw this potion here

[05:55:31] I'm doing no damage here I'm just I'm just getting with her down

[05:55:54] on me or you could die.

[05:55:58] That sums it up.

[05:56:09] Oh I'm dead. Good luck.

[05:56:14] I'd love to meet Demon Hunter Spike. Well, rather, you know, I did try it and it's fucking brain dead.

[05:56:19] What do you mean I'd love it, huh?

[05:56:21] Cause wha-what do you think you mean?

[05:56:27] Sexist.

[05:56:34] Okay.

[05:56:35] That fucking guy is so stupid.

[05:56:37] I can't do this any second, it's fucking bullshit.

[05:56:40] It actually is so fucking dumb. Alright, GGs, let's just call it.

[05:56:45] Let's call it. GGs, let's go fucking levelin' while I can tell.

[05:56:48] Let's go ahead some fucking warcraft GG's guys. I may be live tomorrow tomorrow might maybe well

[05:56:53] I will be live tomorrow, but it may be a resident evil

[05:56:57] start

[05:57:00] Whoa, fuck yeah, either way

[05:57:02] Or watch if you do as an evil or re-animal with you if you're down. We'll see either way see you guys tomorrow

[05:57:07] GG's I'm out of here gonna go play retail. Bye