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Okay.
The fuck?
Ahhhh.
Fucking dust all up in my room, God.
Alright, if you look at my title you can see what I'm doing there.
You okay?
Dude, I'm so fucking tired.
Well, not even tired. It's like allergies. Oh, I hate pepper
Jesus
What are you doing today? I'm doing a full resident evil playthrough
So today's gonna probably be like a 12 hour a stream
I'm told it'll take about that long
Uh, hold on, Vulps is recommending a mod for the game.
Uh, it's to remove film grain and adjust FOV.
Can you not do that on its own?
Okay, let me download this fuck, okay, let's say, I mean, I don't want to start for a bit.
Considering it's like, no one's here yet.
So I'm probably going to wait like an hour, look for something to pass the time download
the game and then start it up.
That's essentially where I'm at.
Just give me a second, my allergies, God.
There's two, just put it in the install.
Okay, let me install the game first.
Hold on, I don't think I've done that.
Resident Evil Requiem, $70.
Yo, deluxe edition or regular thoughts?
The lux is not needed.
What does it give you?
It's $10 difference.
I'm just curious what they're selling for $10 here.
Is it just skins?
That's it?
It gives you four skins.
Ooh!
So $2.50 per skin.
crazy. Alright, let's do regular. I think Resident Evil might actually be probably one
of the only games that like, or IPs, there's, or there's very few IPs, or as a bug, that
Came out, god, how old is Resident Evil fucking 1990?
Like actually, and it's still going strong today,
making banger games of the same IP.
There's like maybe Final Fantasy, Zelda, Mario Kart.
I mean, what else is there?
It almost died, true.
Mainly just Nintendo games, right?
I guess Warcraft, yeah.
It's that old, sure.
Devil May Cry?
Yeah, Devil May Cry, I'll give it, no,
it's not that old.
Devil May Cry came out in what, like 2008?
When was, when did Devil May Cry 1 release?
So, 2001, okay, that's pretty old.
Okay, when did the first Resident Evil release?
1996, okay, five year diff, not horrible.
I don't know, either way, just thought it was interesting.
All right, the game's downloading,
so I have to wait until that's done.
Cam's on.
Also Metal Gear?
Um
Metal gear is not that old
I mean here i was dragging this on when did metal gear release
Oh my god, what
1987 all right, I didn't know that that's fuck. I I never played metal gear
On the nes, huh
That's old
Didn't know that
Grand Theft Auto no way Grand Theft Auto is old
God 1997 shut the fuck up
Really what does that game even look like?
I'm getting motion sick
What is this oh my god
Okay when did GTA 2 release oops
Oh my god they really stuck with this top down for a while huh
Okay, GTA 3. The oldest one I remember playing I think was Vice City maybe? This is like
3d why is this seem like in 4k hello
GTA 3 was remastered ah here we go, but here's PlayStation 2 gameplay
This has to be remastered this looks so good
on remat d-mastered
it's not
no that's p s two or came any of the later because that fps was absurd
has been a leader
the game of the latest one too
when
the gt a three release why my on this fucking
but i care
two thousand one okay i do remember playing this game at like
my friend sleepovers
either way point is back to my fucking point
uh... i just find it she how old resident evil is now it's still going
strong with modern gaming
despite the first resident evil looking like
so i can look it up
I mean it's all gonna be remastered again. Fuck.
This one maybe?
Oh, hold on, let me hear that. Let me hear that. Let me hear that.
What?
That was listening! Cut off!
That was...
Oh shit.
What is this?
Sick. What a fucking start.
It's the 90s man.
Fuck that.
That reminded me of the House of the Dead.
Hold on.
The House of the Dead.
The House of the Dead gameplay.
Let's just go here.
I bet it's right there at the beginning.
Oh.
There it is.
Watch the vid that I sent, checking.
The game is still down.
This is a huge game.
It's actually still downloading.
If we're gonna die, then we should get to choose when it happens.
You've been expecting you, my brethren.
No thanks, bro.
Dr. Bard, are you in there?
I'm here to rescue you. Open the door.
No voice match found.
No voice match? What kind of sci-fi bullshit is this?
what the fuck this house is dangerous there are terrible demons ouch no way
leon way
holy shit
open sesame
no voice match found
since you're here why don't I introduce you to it it should keep you
busy can't remember the name huh a senior moment perhaps
who's this
well I missed that what the fuck
This is Nathaniel Barth. Open the door please.
No voice match found.
Adios Leon.
But just take a look at this. It's forest. Oh my god.
What the hell?
I'm like an ex-girlfriend.
If it isn't the Bachelor Address, do you think we could see Tyrant now?
Barry, you're so optimistic.
Time to die.
The Matrix?
I will take over your research.
Come on, let me in your piece of shit.
I know this.
Lord Sattler.
Where's everyone going?
Bingo?
Now here's a weird fucking door.
I don't suppose I think you fly a plane, do you?
This must be...
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Right? What the fuck?
Sorry, poster boy.
What a monster! I can't believe...
What the hell is this place anyway?
That sounded like Mr. Garrison.
Shall I hear it?
What a monster!
I can't believe...
What the hell is this place anyway?
Hey, at the end of the little bit...
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Show me a total trick of water like yourself.
You're Mr. Slave.
I don't know.
Fuck you.
Thanks.
When we get out of here, drinks are on me.
Yeah!
Hey, I know a good bar!
It's a weapon.
It's really powerful, especially against living things.
I'm gonna cut it if you think I'm losing the move.
I've got time for this!
Guess it has to be the voice of someone with clearance.
No voice match found.
Okay, that was good. Leon saying dumb shit compilations.
Perhaps you are disillusioned with overconfident, just because you killed my small-time subordinate.
Savlar, you're small-time.
What are we gonna do, Leon?
Need to say it, but we're sandwiched, alright?
Hey, what was that dog?
I really don't give a damn.
Rain or shine, you're going down.
Dude, what are these?
What a catching moment we have here.
All spoiled thanks to your interruption.
Fucking FaceTime, bro! What is this FaceTime shit?
Guess that's a locals way of breaking the ice.
Why don't you do us all a favor and leave before the audience gets pissed off?
Sounds more like an alien invasion if you ask me.
Since you're here, why don't I introduce you to IT?
It should keep you busy.
Can't remember the name, huh?
a senior moment perhaps is she that's his best one no don't worry she's cool
I let the miserable insects out for some exercise down in the sewer thanks that
should keep me company cuz boredom kills me
all by yourself
I'm sure you boys didn't just tag along so we could sing kumbaya together at
some poor scout bonfire then again maybe you did oh my god i couldn't get in touch sooner but i was uh
bit tied up monsters yes after this i'll be one less to worry about gotta go if i were you i get off
I'm afraid it's Ashley we need not you mr. Kennedy if you don't need me then get off
my back old man I still awake they're called the Los Aluminados most
Illuminados that's a mouthful are you out of your mind I knew you'd be fine
if you landed on your butt. Nice. Where's everyone going? Bingo? Your biggest scene is
over. I don't ever remember being a part of your crappy script. I've been expecting
you my brother. No thanks bro. I've sent my right hand to dispose of you. Your right
The hand comes off.
Interesting. All right, hold on. Close this.
Where the fuck does this shit go? Hang on.
It goes in...
Okay, so here's the mods and then it just goes in here?
well she sent me a picture but i scroll up i don't see storage i don't see dlc i
don't see reframing work
but my mind's on it's just enough of the all
it is like this whole thing in there
it's just enough of the slider and some
grain filter that's all it is
so it's it's the same game
Nothing's changed. I'm not doing some crazy shit.
Also cheat mods. Infinite ammo. Big boobs.
Naked Leon.
Pregnant zombies.
Just keeping it light though. Nothing too crazy. Master Chief skin.
Making sure we're getting in there.
aimbot
god
and these boot the game up and see if it works i don't really want to start
anytime like
too soon again because it's like this is a full play through some of the way for
people to kind of filter in
give me at least half an hour more
let me make sure it works
say this fire may be a slay i could do a slay this fire run
That's actually probably what I'm gonna end up doing,
either that or reacting to YouTube videos, pick one.
Can you move?
You're blocking the dogs.
Oh, that right there is a labubu.
Nothing to say for yourself?
That is the rare labubu as well.
We took a while to get that one, Kota.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Kota.
Right in front of me. Go ahead.
Get your toy.
Get your toy!
Nice.
Uh, ooh.
Is this the mod right here?
Is this it?
I got Kota, or Skippy, right under me.
Let me look at this.
This is my floor POV.
Now, the scary part about, you know, going under here
is, check the DMI set.
Okay.
Right there.
That power strip, the end of my finger, that's a button.
You see that little button right there?
If he steps on that button, it all goes black.
Everything.
So, I don't know if I want to let him stay there.
It all goes down.
I used to have it taped where I just taped it on,
But cover it with Mac, yeah.
He seems real cozy, right?
Did they jump on the seat behind me?
No, not really.
Kota, get your seat.
Let me see if I can get him in.
Maybe a whole lot.
Place.
Come on.
Come on, Kota.
Get it.
Good boy.
Let's take this away.
Have this.
Good boy.
We'll see if he stays there. I doubt it.
All right.
You said you sent me stuff.
Oops. Let me see.
And they did.
Okay, that's it. The button insert to bring up the menu, okay. Your first sentence is causing
problems, Volps. I do not have an insert button on my keyboard. And it looks like they gave
me another sentence. If you don't have that one, you should rebind it. So go to
configuration menu key, menu key default menu key is inserted, configuration menu
key. Let's change it to home.
Okay.
All right. Now let's press home. Okay. That brings it up and down.
Then the FOV mod, actually here, hold on.
Is there anything you want me to do other than rebind this or I'm just looking at your configuration
I'm copying it I guess.
Wait until you're in-game before adjusting it, okay.
Hold on.
Okay, Scripts Generated UI, this is the Film Grain Disabler and this is the FOV slider.
But you're telling me to wait before until I'm in-game to adjust this stuff?
All right, so there's nothing to do.
It works, I'm good.
Start the game, then open this, then adjust things.
That's what you're saying?
Okay.
of the bottom right of this window you can make it bigger. Okay, hold on. Oh, look at that.
Okay, I understand. Got it. Alt-Four. Why do you need this? It's an FOV slider, bro.
Apparently this game doesn't have one and it's cooked. And then a film grain
remover because I'm already getting an FOV slider. I will say when I went on drop frames and I
listen to co and JP give me their take of this game the only thing they hated
about it was it didn't have an FOV slider and they said that's crazy
I don't know just play the game not yet not yet I'm gonna have to go poop I
think but look at this video it a while since I've heard this
I forgive you to die every wrong
You and me one
There is nowhere to run
You will pay the price
I will take your life
There's no running back
Now your love was our society
You had a choice but you failed
I'm a big dog, big bear, nigga, I'm a lion
I'm the predator, the prey that is hiding for a while
I, I have found you, Neo!
Don't you run from me, you look neighbor!
You are not fast enough!
You are not brave enough!
You are out of luck!
It was in my recommended.
My recommendations are fucking cooked.
Got a lot of House of Dragons and Game of Thrones and spoilers of Game of Thrones Mario Judah
Eight mile a wow PVP video. Yeah, yeah, I got a link stuff because it's it's fucked on my end
Give me something it's like yeah
All right Mario full rolling loud interview. This is yeah, this is gonna be a good one
Um, so, man, you know, it's crazy.
I, hold on, nigga, you're good.
It's in you.
Um, yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and say a prayer.
Lord, I rebuke any and everything.
Let's just get into it, man.
I don't even know if this is him.
Yeah, you, you might have taken the illuminati hood off him.
Yeah, but uh, oh shit, get a close up.
Are you sweating my nigga?
My nigga is sweating.
How do you feel about being here, man?
Blessed, no Illuminati, no devil stuff.
I'm blessed.
Respect, I'll be.
The devil will die.
The enemies will die.
So, explain this.
There's one question I got for you.
When you say, n***a, a lot of people are saying,
N***a!
That's gotta be racist. There's no way.
I'm just keepin' real, there's no way that is like of our culture.
It's like you're saying it a little, you're saying it with the long R.
You said, I will find you n***a!
N***a!
Stop!
Yeah, you lost me with that one family. I was fuckin' with it though. You know it's crazy.
At first I was laughing, I'm like, damn, but nah, hold on, this shit actually hard, though.
Remember the fuck is Mario Judo?
I am a big boss, big bad!
What?
Nice bogus.
It's odd place
Ooh a drake dog 9 PvP video edited by vrtony scream
More resident evil two shit. Y'all gotta link me stuff or I'm gonna start clicking my recommendations
Don't make me do it system of a doubt
I
Oh my god. Don't put water on it. Oh god. What? The food? Where did the food go? It's
on the floor! What is going on? What are we doing?
Are we cooking coke?
Okay, new concoction.
Okay, yeah, get that out of there.
Okay, new concoction. Okay, I get that out of there.
The flight is in sight
I'm dying
I'm getting sick to time
Okay.
Like what did he even do?
Who let him cook? That was a misplay.
It was crazy.
An orgasmic lap.
In 2004, Colombia's one Pablo Montoya of Williams BMW rewrote the record books by recording the fastest ever lap seen in Formula 1.
He did it in pre-qualifying here at Monza. The average lap speed was 162.95 miles an hour.
We're really zoom in.
Just over 262 kilometres an hour.
Oh
Shut the fuck up
Fuck
Okay, let's just see the ending of this, see it was the whole way.
I gotta remember this video. This is a good one. That's a solid
Northern lion call your mom I
Could call up my mom and be and be like hey mom
What's your experience with menopause and she would just lay it out for me?
She would tell me about the hormonal changes and the loss of bone density and stuff like that
And I would be like wow that sounds like it's hard and she would say yeah
was an adjustment she wouldn't be like oh I can't talk to you about gross stuff
even though literally you're made of my eggs and your dads come and I squeezed
you out of my pussy 34 years ago it's just it's biology man it's just
Bones, flesh, and tendons, and sinews, and muscles, and mucous man.
We think you're made of those, those are the same shit.
Stop, stop, a stork, coming down a stork in a little blue dindle.
They put me in my parent's doorstep.
My dad definitely wasn't in from the back with a fistful of hair.
And he was going, where should I do it?
And she was like, do it inside.
And then he was like, are you sure?
And then, come on, man, we're all adults here.
you
you
you
you
you
You coming to in the 305 bitches treat me like a mucka
It's just a rule she said where we going we're playing yellow
Okay
Now I got a okay, and it's just a ghost
Who put this shit together? I'm the glow someone said shorty face Tommy out the blue so instead
Someone say- someone say
It was the Drake part, let's go
Oh shit, what?
What the fuck?
I used to jerk them with my hands
Wait!
I used to jerk them with my hands
I did have to stand up
I didn't know my man had me out
Oh my god!
Like a light, ayy
Like a light, ayy
Wait, he starts getting it though
How do you do that?
This shit got double wedges
Man, I still got dick to settle
Man, I smashed on the floor
Made a light
What the fuck? Why?
Niggas pick up straight
It's on site nothing nice booty looking right wait, what is he saying?
Dicks over rice lost my respect
When I suck the cup I get wetty with my neck see the
Jerk on his jillies
He's a lover who I am back in high school. I used to jerking with my hands
I
Think that it was made into a dick at the end this is a giant cock. Yeah, that's a cock right there
this baby mother shit again solid love that all right well hold on I just got
reminded of some extremely good news this is good this is really good news for
me so last night apparently Tyler won had a 1v1 in League of Legends with
Jason the ween and lost in League of Legends. So anytime people now say and bring up that
I lost to Tyler, I will simply counter with, well Tyler lost to Jason the fucking ween.
Well, where's the one where he loses wait a second fuck
Here we go, this is the right one
You might be dead you might be dead in a few you might be dead in a very few
No, my ear was just turned back from a fucking dead, by the way!
Fuck!
I had a... I ruined my fucking ear!
Oh my God, we're so bad, we're so bad, we're so bad.
Love to see it.
Classic.
This makes my life a million times easier.
And in other news, Grayson died to pinwheel in Dark Souls.
This might be world first. Genuinely. World. First.
Faffling, really.
This feels like years ago. Doesn't this feel oldest-fuck?
I don't care. It was on LSF, so I noticed it.
Alright, just wanted to share that.
It is well, well, I don't know if I've felt it when I streamed the link
My jack
All right guys guys check it out. What I'm about to do is imply mine manipulation. What's your name?
I'm Nathan. I want you to relax
Stare into my eyes
Think about what I'm thinking about
Share my thoughts
Two minds equaling one fiery mind focus Nathan
Look down Nathan. Oh shit use bust of the nut
What?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Nathan.
Look again.
Can we really go?
Oh!
Yo!
Oh!
Yo!
That was sick, whoa, whoa, I'm black.
Oh, never mind.
Alright, next.
no claws.
Have I heard this?
Me and German?
Me and German, we gon' be fuckin' rich.
Me and German robin' up your fuckin' crib.
Me and German, we be fuckin' killin' kids.
Me and German, we be fuckin' killin' kids.
We're Germans, we be killing kids.
Me and German, we be killing kids.
Me and German, we be killing family.
We're killing family, we are all begging police.
Me and German killing all these people.
Me and German killing all these people.
That's a good song, let's see.
You know, it's a weird story, I was walking down the street one day, and you know, I'd
be looking at asses and shit, and I was saying, low y'all depends, coming out the nail salon.
So I looked, I peeped the ass out, and I was like, damn, she think it's fucked, turn
around, TT.
I was like, damn, nigga, what you doing out here with all this ass?
Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out, man,
I'm just unarmed company.
That's the army.
Classic.
Nathan for you, Nathan.
Good evening.
We're coming to you from the historic Elysian Park in Los Angeles, California.
Now every week on my show I challenge people to take big risks.
But some have been critical that I never take risks myself.
Well tonight that's all going to change.
Over the past month I've been learning how to pick the lock on these police grade handcuffs.
Why you ask?
Because tonight I'm going to take a bigger risk than anyone has ever taken on television
before.
In just a few moments I'm going to be handcuffed to this solid steel frame and all of exactly
90 seconds to free myself before the claw on this robotic arm undoes my pants exposing
me to an audience of children.
If that happens, an LAPD officer is standing by to arrest me for indecent exposure.
We've all seen escape artists risk death before, but tonight, I'm going to risk something
even worse.
Becoming a registered sex offender for life, and what you're going to see tonight is a
hundred percent real.
Welcome to Nathan4U.
This is the Claw of Shame.
You know this is controversial, right?
like game by doing that's nothing
he's gonna escape if he's gonna go to jail
I'm not even attempting, he's taking a big risk
fuck it is so funny
oh shit what is this I know that is
this one is crazy Shanghai Tower 650
meters 96 million views this is one
Those things where it's like, what are you doing, little bro?
Adrenaline junkie just being fucking stupid.
I think I've seen this.
I'm gonna skim through it.
Oh, nice music, by the way, good choice.
Jesus.
Oh
God the fact that it just leans off like that is crazy to me
This is psychotic.
I can feel the wind.
Oh my god.
I actually can't watch that.
I can feel the wind.
I can feel the wind.
I can feel the wind.
Wind, oh my god, I can't actually can't watch that.
Folks, I have a simple thought.
Oh, this is a good one.
That government should work for everyone, not just the elite.
And that's why I helped pass the Farm Bill.
Because I care about farmers.
But I won't stop there.
I will work for everyone.
Whether you are young, whether you are old, whether you are Asian or Hispanic, whether
you are straight, or whether you are gay, I will work for all of you.
And that's why I also support marriage equality.
Folks don't choose to be gay any more than I choose to be straight.
Would you imagine if someone told you
that you couldn't marry the person that you loved?
I'm sorry, I think gays are people too.
Gays are not different.
Gays, they are just like us.
They love, they fear, they raise their children.
They strive for a better life.
But there are those who believe that being gay
is an abomination.
That's absurd.
The homosexual community is a valuable community
in this country.
They are doctors, they are lawyers,
they are teachers, they are me,
and they are you.
And their contributions are no less important than any other group in this fine nation of ours.
So, turn to that gay person near you and see that they are no different than you are.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
Solid.
Next stop looking at me.
Two Rubik's Cubes.
you
you
you
you
you
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After all that shit wait who my ass cheeks
You know what's crazy classic
Question for you. What's better than octopus recipe? Answer for you. Eight recipes for
octopus. My grandmother gave me a family recipe before she died in a horrible way. What? Sorry,
we knew Jenny Yang's app was in the food space but we assumed that it was camera based.
Like, you take a photo of food, the app returns nutritional information, or recipes, or how
it was sourced.
Yeah, like Shazam for food.
Exactly.
But this, I mean, this is Shazam for food.
No, sh-Shazam's not my pitching.
Of course, they know that you're not pitching Shazam, that already exists.
This would be a Shazam for food.
No.
Sorry.
Language barrier.
You speak Mandarin?
Anybody?
You know, it's me I want you to work in.
You down home keep your things you will think of in one year.
Yes, I'm Andrew.
He's a stickler for the accent.
No, my apple is a seafood, like a food in the sea.
Oh, seafood.
S-E-E, food.
Oh, seafood.
Now, that we like.
Seafood.
I want you to work in.
I want to eat it.
Yeah, I want to eat it.
Yeah, I want to eat it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Me?
Him?
Him.
Just hanging around.
Just hanging around.
What are you doing?
Oh shit.
Oh
Of course
This is hard.
There we go.
Oh, this is a tough one.
Oh, this is a tough one
Oh, no.
Close.
Come on!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
clothes
Yeah, yeah
Come on man
Come on man wipe the tears away
Oh
Fuck real magic. All right SMG. Let's see it. Oh shit game to play
All right
Hey, hey, let's take the street magic special.
Do you want to see some magic?
Oh my God, it's David Blaine!
That one thing was incredible.
Do you want to see some magic?
Yeah, of course!
Take your card.
Oh my, is this going to be on TV?
No, I'm just going to say it.
He's going to be on TV.
Alright, put it back in the bag.
Oh my God, this is crazy.
Crazy, you're getting away!
Is that your card?
Nope!
No, it's not our card!
No, it's not our card!
Interesting, no!
Interesting, lift up your shirt.
What?
What?
Who?
Lift up your shirt.
No!
What the...
What the...
What the...
Crazy!
What the...
How did you do that?
What the...
How did you do that?
What did you do that?
What the...
What the...
There's not what I mean.
Hey, what?
Why don't you check your wallet?
Oh, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Don't put your driver's license.
Don't look!
No, no!
It's right here!
It's just my driver's license.
Okay.
Big look!
What the?
Big look!
Just my driver's license.
How tall are you?
How tall am I?
I am 5'8".
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
What the?
That's typed on there!
What, hey, why don't you check yourself home?
Oh, no, what, okay, would you check my home screen?
Okay, okay, Ace of Clubs, he changed my home screen, big deal.
Big deal, big work, big work, easy, easy.
Why don't you give me a favor and call your mom?
What, no, okay, don't worry, my mom's never home during the day, she's not gonna be home.
Yeah?
Mom, what, what, she's home!
What, mom?
Tell little Liffy you're a junior, you're a high school, you're a book.
No. What? No. Ow.
Mom, can you look at my junior year, high school year.
Look. She's already looking at it.
What? No. Mom, she's looking in the picture of me already.
What's in the picture? What's in the picture?
What's in the picture? What's in the picture?
Okay. No card?
Okay. Thanks mom. I mean, Chinese been with my fucking friends.
He's eating Chinese food with his friends.
Big whoop. He's eating Chinese food with his friends.
Check your sign.
Me?
Mm-hmm.
What?
What the chopstick, what the chopstick, what the chopstick, stop putting shit on us.
Stop putting shit on our bodies.
All right, enough of this, all right, give me another video, I'm done with this.
Classic, but I don't want to watch it again.
Actually, at this point it's like 149.
I should probably start the game.
I think it's game time.
Soon.
One more video.
I have not seen this.
Hey, how can I help you?
I'm...
I'm just looking for a faucet.
Okay.
I know you have a big selection.
Yeah?
But I've got a picture of what I want.
Oh, perfect.
Let me take a look.
I was hoping you could tell me if you had that
because I've been shopping around
and no one seems to have this one.
Everyone just seems to be moving toward that weird postmodern stuff.
So you guys had that online and it just looked perfect.
I'm not a big fan of the shabby sheet craze,
but I was hoping you guys could tell me if you had it now.
I think we have that kind.
Perfect.
You do installations, right?
That's amazing.
Dean? Thanks for the raid. Perfect timing.
Welcome in, guys.
Oh, shit.
I don't know if you have water in you.
Maybe this bag's just for you, but you've got to try the lemonade.
Alright, okay.
I'm just looking for fossils.
I'm looking for fossils.
I'm looking for fossils.
I'm looking for fossils.
Oh no.
I'm looking for fossils.
It's relapsed.
No.
Wait, that's him.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
That's him.
I
It's really good to see you again Victor
That's a good video anyways
Guys, I think it's time we watch one more video
Ryan law oh class an MRRL time me and mark roots you
Me and fucking motherfrood students, that's fucking right. I skipped 113. I'm a fucking legend
I've never seen a 113 and I never fucking will
112 baby to the day I fucking died
Yes, about time I get a fucking lucky break in this fucking game motherfuckers, I clutched a goddamn grenade launcher
That's fucking right
Yeah, it's this one right here. It's this one my insane face right here. This is the 112
Right here! Yes! It's fucking it!
I'm gonna have to use the- I'm gonna have to find the actual hole to get off of it.
I'm gonna have to get it.
See? What a rush!
What a rush!
Watch this. Watch my-
Wait in the fucking head! Yeah! Got a fucking 112, baby! That's right! You see that clutchness?
I didn't fucking clutch! Look at this fucking line I take! I'm like, yeah, baby! Let's fucking do this!
I wait, I wait, I wait!
Right when he starts firing, they try to back boost me, they double.
Body armor. Two quick ones. I already know I'm getting there on the first line.
Look at the fucking pace! 50, 49, 47, baby! That's fucking right! That's fucking it!
Fucking punch watching this one again. I waited the cinema too because I said, oh my god, might do home 12.
And it fucking is! It fucking is, baby! Yeah!
Hey, you know what that's actually pretty motivational though we love that shit.
good for you, Hen.
Lost relics of an ancient world, 3,000 years ago,
using the state-of-the-art rover,
archeologists from Habubber University
have breached the silence of a long-sealed chamber
in the ruins of a site researchers have aptly named
Golubbi Tumbo.
What?
Keep going.
Keep going.
Wait, what's that?
What mysteries of the Old World lie buried by time?
Right there.
Over there.
What they discovered may perhaps change our understanding of antiquity forever, my God.
This civilization was far more advanced than any of our original notions.
An empire dedicated to the arts, to the divine.
but also to the sciences.
The researchers have uncovered a scroll,
what may be a diploma of high academic achievement.
Oh, no!
To control the breadth of their study.
They may have unlocked knowledge
greater than we possibly could have imagined.
Perhaps greater than the library of Alexandria.
I believe we're looking at some sort of canned food
or meat.
They had brilliant techniques of preservation.
These people didn't waste a thing.
Idols.
Suggesting a deep and devout religious fervor.
They had a complex system of belief.
A polypistic pantheon.
There was a trickster deity, a god of science, demigods even, men made from iron.
There were at least three iron men.
We're still having trouble translating their hieroglyphics.
Their language was so complex, in the terms goon or jelk.
These are both nouns, verbs, sometimes adjectives, used in everyday speech, yet their meanings
lost to time.
Perhaps terms of affection, I goon you, have a nice jelk.
Many ancient tablets reveal mystic secrets.
Tablets of Roku, of Kindle, of Amazon Fire.
These worthy spells they would cast in their time.
Of course, what we now call science.
This sarcasm perfectly fossilized.
Some mysteries remain unsolved.
The apple was certainly confusing.
We theorize either it was lightly cooked on the top to increase its flavor, or it was
used in an incense burning ritual to speak with spirits on the other side.
Either way, it was perfectly preserved, just like this flower.
A warrior culture, one of bravery and litigious acumen.
One folk hero by the name of Saul,
they would invoke him or call upon Saul's name
in times of dire need.
That's Dobby from Harry Potter.
Their entire class system was centered around the hoarding
of symbolic totems or trinkets.
Essentially, they would wear their money on their shoes.
This man was clearly a king.
I feel like we have only just scratched the surface.
We have so much to learn from our ancient past.
Strong.
He's not responding.
Some secrets remain hidden, but others will soon
see the light of discovery.
Unfortunately, the rover suffered a catastrophic failure
when its treads got stuck on a busty anime mouse pad,
and it spun into a fragile, yet structurally
significant cup of aqua blast.
We've got to get in there.
Luckily, it captured one final image and it is breathtaking.
Have another gel solid.
All right.
Let's open the game.
It's time for Resident Evil Requiem.
So while I'm doing this, I'm actually on a bit of a time limit here.
Ugh, on a time crunch, Viki is leveling and I need to be done in less than about 10 hours.
So I got 10 hours, start the timer.
You won't?
Okay, well, we're going to have to work on that then.
Let's hide this, confirm, we get my light off.
Let me go do some stuff. Hang on.
Okay.
Oh, my light.
you
Okay.
Bathroom.
All right.
Close all this.
Do I want my dogs in here?
Oh, God.
Okay.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Important. When you are in the main menu, you need to go into graphics. Oh, hold on. This
guy said it was important. Image set ray tracing to low or high, or it will lag for the stream.
Okay. Adjust until the pattern is no longer visible. Sure. Adjust until the pattern
is no longer visible. Okay. Adjust while facing the screen head on. Wait, what? Oh, just your
preferred brightness? Okay, let's just go default. Resident Evil Arkham offers you the
playability to change the camera perspective it is recommended to use
first perspective when playing as grace to enhance the horror elements yeah we
change perspective right I'm gonna do what's recommended
confirm that change perspective or wait or don't change well hold on it's gonna
change the perspective in the game so like what do I do here to make it to
Where I am first person is recommended to use first person perspective when playing as grace
If you like to change the perspective yes, I think I do want it to change right I
Want the perspective to change when I play grace, but I say don't change so I'm see why I'm confused
Click don't okay
No, I don't see why.
How do you not see why- No, I'm fucking right.
It is a little weird- Oh.
Don't talk about that.
It's...
Oh.
Okay.
Alright.
Little painful.
Uh, prioritize performance.
Okay, I'm just going to go adjust this shit my damn self so graphics you said ray tracing
I don't even see ray tracing in the oh maybe image ray tracing
What do I put it on, hi?
Hairstrands.
We can have some Hairstrands, that's okay.
Subtitles on yes, closed captions.
They don't need that.
Standard.
Hey, listen to that music.
Motion blurred, why not?
See that?
Oh, you're fucking right.
Turn that off.
Frame rate variable.
settings no we'll take our standard lens flares lens dirt lens dirt
Never seen that before okay, we'll leave it on whatever
Okay, so here we go these are the correct here you guys are right camera wobble do I want camera wobble on I
I mean, this is an immersive horror-ish game single player.
I feel like...
Am I crazy to have that on?
Off, in my opinion.
We'll do 50% wobble.
50%.
And if I get it more annoyed by it, I'll turn it off.
Alright, um, Bulbs, do you want me to change the FOV slider now or get in game?
I guess I'll get in game first.
Alright.
In graphics, frame gen off and set raytrash.
Okay.
In graphics, frame gen.
Gen off and set the ray tracing to path tracing. What does any of this stuff do? Where's ray
Trace Tracing.
Trace Tracing.
Two Path Tracing.
Okay.
My whole game's frozen. Oh, no, we're back. Alright, it fucks your FPS. But maybe I'll
be fine. I do have a fucking 5090. Pretty good. Alright, y'all ready? Anything else?
other settings. I'm ready to queue it up.
We move my cam too. Bottom left, bottom right. Check your FPS and adjust if it's low.
How do I, ah, I'm just fucking down, main story, new game, game mode, a balanced
strength of suspense, or standard classic?
I think modern, standard modern.
Jeez.
Alright.
Little bit of lag, goodness.
Is it just the cutscenes lagging or is this...
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do that.
Grace!
Grace!
Grace Ashcroft!
Yes?
My office.
Oh, uh...
Uh, come in.
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
If this is about the report you asked for yesterday, it'll be ready in three.
No, no, two days tops.
Put a hold on that for now.
We found another body.
One that exhibits the same pathology as the others who've been investigating.
And I need a good technical analyst on this.
Okay.
Okay.
I need your eyes on the cry.
The remnant hotel.
I know that's where your mother was murdered.
I know it'll be upsetting for you.
Alyssa died eight years ago.
Perhaps it's time for you to face the past.
Confront that fear.
Why is it so though who Grace is?
Grace, I won't force you to go, but do you think you can do this for me?
Investigate that crime scene and report back to me with your findings.
I mean, she didn't say yes. She's clearly like in shock right now.
Okay.
She is the daughter of a character named Elisa Ashcroft in Resident Evil Outbreak, which
is a niche game and most people do not know, okay?
But we don't know Grace, but we do know her mother, who died, got it.
Those people don't know.
Oh! Sorry.
Nice hat.
look like mr. X oh I'm playing yeah oh I'm first person as fuck okay
What kind of FOV do we want to change this to?
I don't know.
Oh my god.
90?
That would be around 90.
This is crazy.
Am I crazy that I'm like okay with this?
I'm gonna like 1.20 here
Fuck it. All right, I'm good man. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not an FPS guy at all
But I will say I need to adjust my mouse sensitivity that is gonna annoy the fuck out of me
Controller keyboard and mouse
Mouse settings
Where the fuck is mouse sensitivity?
Camera, maybe?
What the fuck? It's in camera, then click on first person.
Okay, camera, click on first person.
That's annoying.
Oh, God.
Um...
Fuck, why do they gotta give me all these options?
options. Why can't I just have one bar? That's shit.
Why? Why? Wait, why is it all different? What the fuck is this
shit?
Okay, no acceleration, no de acceleration, turn all of that
off. Okay. And then these should be the fucking same.
Let's up it to here I guess.
When aiming?
Man, I can't aim right now, but this is fine.
Actually, I'll put even more to be honest with you.
that feels better nice
all right let's get to work
I'm kinda short, right?
Can you check your frame gen settings?
I think it's turned on again.
Okay.
I'm never gonna play the game, am I?
frame gen settings, graphics, image, advanced, where's frame gen, do I want this off, why
Why did I turn it on?
Because of path tracing, so turn that off, okay.
Upscaling off.
What?
I don't think I can turn it off unless I do auto.
Upscaling D-L-A-A, okay.
Hopefully that saves. Let's move on.
Ooh, hold on.
Holy shit, that is some low sense. Missing.
I'm lucky.
So, when is this taking place?
Obviously, much after Raccoon City, but, like...
Right now?
Oh!
How long ago did Raccoon City blow up?
1998. Somewhere like 20 years later. Got it.
30 years.
Okay, speak with your fucking chest out, you FBI fuck. What are you doing? Where's her confidence?
Be careful in there. All buildings condemned. Where it is they're finally gonna bring the
the whole place down. She's an office worker but her boss was like I need
someone good on this case.
How do I feel like I'm lagging? Is it really bad FPS for you guys right now? Or
is it smooth? Because my OBS is looking real shit. Is it really smooth? It's
fine okay my OBS looks off actually we do something here hang on
I'm gonna try game capture how's that looking change up scale in the DLA a to
quality or performance
It's fine. Alright. It just looks bad. The image that I'm looking at that I think I'm
sending to y'all is bad but if y'all say it's good then it's good. Whatever, I don't
care. Maybe I missed some stuff. Hang on. Maybe like a secret cloak. Special skin that
Not only the best gamers find, because they check all the corners.
Maybe a hole I can crawl through, no?
I have a sprint button.
Okay, I'm a loser.
Terrible cable management.
Just change upscaling to DLA to quality.
It'll fix it.
D.L.A.A. to quality. Last thing.
Because it is actually bothering the fuck out of me looking over there and seeing that.
Okay.
Yeah, that fixed it.
Big crouch.
Fuck you're right, I actually gotta hurry.
It's your cam blurry shouldn't be
It is it's not focused on me bitch. What do you want me to do? It's a webcam
That matter
fixed glad I got that handled thanks guys
okay my first door of resident evil one door down probably a couple more to go
the fuck G that's awkward man
door number two bang
Damn it, I'm looking at like this shelf and I'm thinking of the guy that got fucked over
the sink in the kitchen.
Can't, oh, number three.
Number three, come on.
It's just the third door.
You got this.
Someone's face is going to pop out.
There's no way they don't.
Hey that was intense.
Damn was it a fire?
Okay, alright.
So what am I doing here?
By myself? This is crazy.
I mean...
There's something that's just a loot here. What is this fucking mouse?
Jesus
Press tab examine you can check your acquired items for me. Okay. I have a fucking gun hold on
Well, how do I
Pull it out
How do I use how do I do things register shortcut oh
Hold on massive 180s skirt skirt that's huge big tech
Let's talk room 204, huh?
That's weird.
Oh.
Who's there?
Like Scab.
Okay, we're dead. It's actually game. Kill yourself.
Okay, I'll be honest wouldn't like a psychiatrist deem her
unfit to have a gun I'd be terrified to be near her while she has a gun loaded up
even like even when I'm on her team this is crazy this is America it's true
all right it's fine move on jump scare on this locker if
Resident Evil is gonna do it. It's...
Okay.
I'm still like scarred from Resident Evil 2 Remastered.
And I think some of y'all know exactly what locker I'm talking about.
Shit fucked me up.
Hello?
Remake, yeah, whatever.
Oh, hell yeah. Now we bring the gun out.
Wait, what the fuck?
I've only got nine shots.
We're gonna have to go south left.
That's where the ammo is.
Or maybe north left.
said room 204 but where the French toast is room 204 do I just leave like or
What's also weird is she assumes it's like supernatural.
Are zombies like a common known thing in the Resident Evil Universe?
I feel like it's not.
It's not.
The Renwood Hotel has been welcoming guests from all walks of life since opening a
store in 1928.
Experienced the warm embrace of nearly a century's worth of history.
After Raccoon City, but didn't they blow up Raccoon City and then cover it up?
Point is I
Feel I guess I should be walking around with a gun right now like this like some dude left a key and was like room 204
I guess that's weird, but I mean
It's a crime scene wouldn't other police officers be here? I don't know what if it's Carol?
Carol's a massive bitch and she you know steals other people's lunch but it's you know whatever
moving on. To all employees following the recent incident management has been working
hard to restore public trust blah blah blah we apologize for greatly the greatly for
For the impact this may have on you and your families and wish-trucks in our heart, it
is unclear if it will be possible to reopen.
Okay, whatever.
Whole place got fucked here.
Okay, fucking manager breathing grace, goodness.
I see the stairs, but let me get some epic loot in this corner over here.
I came from there, I'm done.
I've been in there, all right, stairs, okay.
Wondering if there's billiard ball physics, if I shoot this ball, does it move?
2026 gaming better be fucking
Mmm not quite my tempo
Not quite my tempo
Okay, we're gonna have to cut that
Wait.
Wait, so that's locked, that door is closed with something, like a wire.
I mean do I just fucking shoot it?
There's no way.
Am I confused here?
So I can't go through that door.
I can't go- Oh!
Excellent.
Motherfucker.
Snip snip.
I like her moons. That's cool, Kevin. Thanks for sharing.
204.
Blast him.
I'll leave that on.
Didn't somebody want to meet me in here?
Oh.
I wonder if there's any new photos.
Goodness.
Surely, somewhere this level of creep?
What?
Who?
Aw, fuck.
Aw, GG.
Curtain?
Okay, bathroom door's gonna close.
Right when I unveil the curtain, and there's gonna be, like,
A rapist or someone.
Bang.
I was wrong.
I was wrong.
Okay.
I mean, really?
No loot in here? I mean, what-what-what-
Where do I prog?
Is that open? Telephone?
I should look at these photos more? Like, is there something in here or...?
Oh.
It's gonna trigger a cutscene. Ah, okay.
I should have known.
Hey, Anne.
Hang on.
You have been on that thing all day.
Well, if you're gonna work for me.
Get some sleep, eh?
I'm almost done, just a sec.
What am I gonna do with you?
What you always do?
So that means someone is outside taking a picture right now.
Well, it's really coming down hard.
Here's the phone.
Mom, it's right beside you.
Hello?
It's Ashcroft.
Oh
Grace we need to go go where mom what's going on she's gonna pull out a gun hurry
Wait, who's coming? What's wrong?
You need to keep our voices down. This is ridiculous. Come on
Tell me what's going on now is not the time
It kind of is the time actually
I mean, am I just okay with this, Mom?
Okay, I'm somewhere right here.
I'm sprinting.
I'm sprinting.
What do you want me to do?
I'm moving!
Hello?
Oh.
Who's that?
Oh!
I'm so sorry about the power outage.
Uh, what happened?
Oh, it's probably...
He's dead.
...the electrical panel.
It's 40 years old, so it doesn't take much to trip it.
It's really no excuse, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
No, it's fine. Don't worry.
I should have it fixed so I just need to find my...
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
Grace, stay close to me.
Okay
Okay
Big blue
All right, all right, Grace, come on.
Come on in, Grace.
Come on in, Grace.
Come on in, please.
No, don't come in.
Hello?
Yes, I want to report a murder.
No murders.
Grace, yes.
It's at the Brentmore Hotel.
Yes! Hurry! Please!
The police are on their way.
Oh, my God.
I'm all I'm feeling. I'm gonna throw up.
Grace.
Grace, look at me.
Grab my hands.
Okay, look at me.
Look at me.
In.
I'm next.
Breathe in.
I doubt.
Oh, Grace.
I promise you I will explain this all to you in these days.
Grace.
Please know that you are my hope.
Never forget that.
What are you talking about?
She's so dead.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, uh oh.
That is traumatizing.
I'll give it to her.
He's still alive? It's oh my god.
I-I-I didn't know that was gonna happen that quick. That was...
No!
No!
Mother!
Mother!
Damn, even some of the blood got in her mouth too, that's crazy.
Alright.
I was thinking she was being a whiny bitch coming back to this burnt-down hotel.
I'll get over it.
But no, I get it.
I'm with it.
I'm so sorry.
Just stop.
It's been a while since you've answered this phone, but see how it plays out this time?
Also how does it even have power?
What?
Oh, that makes sense.
That's what I was going to say.
I mean we got to go to that painting.
Something important.
There you go.
I'll explain later.
Petra ammo? Shit.
I mean surely like...
Come on. I'm missing the whole board here.
Come on here!
Target practice.
Ice cream.
Lyric had 16 ammo here, huh?
I wonder how he pulled that off.
Is that not a healing flask?
and had twenty
well where the fuck was that pain was it downstairs
think it was downstairs
Jesus Christ.
How do I feel like I'm about to deliver this right to the bad guy's hands?
Okay.
Okay.
Is it a journal?
All right, October 17th, 2018.
Work has settled down and we're heading to a new town the day after tomorrow.
I'm thankful my freelance work allows me to work anywhere, but I'm worried about Grace.
It's difficult for her to make friends when we're constantly on the move.
Maybe we can spend a little more time in the next town.
Okay, finished some research and I stopped in a cafe when I noticed a hooded man.
I could have sworn he was watching me.
Maybe I'm just being paranoid.
I saw that hooded man again.
He is definitely following me.
We only just got here, but I think we should move on.
I can't let anything happen to Grace.
OK.
I mean, is that it?
OK.
And then we got a CD case.
That's gotta be the actual important shit.
We're dead.
Hey, why's his neck hurt?
Oh no.
That was fast oh that is so creepy oh that is so creepy oh my god
Oh, that's crazy. That's crazy. Oh, that's crazy! Oh, no!
My gun! No, no, no, no, no! My gun! My gun! His gun! My gun!
Oh, that one's close.
Get away! Get away from me!
Oh, shit! Stay away!
Rrrrrrrr!
What the hell is this?!
No!
Oh, the death!
Oh!
You!
No!
No!
You can't!
Oh, my dear!
Oh, my dear!
Oh, my dear!
Oh, my dear!
Oh, my dear!
Oh
isn't that game that's it I lose right that should happen so fast to the cop
didn't it? Instant.
Oh, maybe she's like immune. She's some special, like her mom was actually putting, I don't know, some type of cure in her Cheerios every morning.
Because her mom was researching the cure.
That's why that was the important shit.
Is...
Is anyone there?
If I'm right, by the way,
I swear I didn't pre-play a pre-watch.
just really, really, really smart that we all know that. It's gonna be the hooded
guy, right?
Splitter Cell.
Oh, shit.
Ugh!
I'm the one who planted that body.
I'm the one that brought you here.
I know now that you're the one that I've been searching for, the special one.
I-I am immune. I am immune.
Miss Ashcroft.
Oh shit.
He's massive.
Oh my god!
Oh my god!
He just bane me!
We have so much to do.
Wow.
Okay.
I mean fucking now what a few minutes earlier
earlier. Okay. Is it Leon? My man.
No. Is that a Porsche? That's a fucking Porsche. My man. Great taste.
But I have something for you. The team has settled on a person of interest. Someone with ties to you. Umbrella.
Ooh. Victor Gideon. Who is it?
Yeah
Hey, I just got a report from the police officer
It might be unrelated, but he disappeared near where the fifth body was found
You barely on always old yeah, I'm here
You okay?
Somebody adjust.
Check it out.
God damn!
There's no, you don't do this in public, hello?
You almost there?
Just about.
Sucking traffic.
So relatable, Leon.
Okay.
You've got to be shitting me.
I agree.
I'm just taking her home.
Oh, jeez.
I'm just taking her home.
I'm just taking her home.
Oh no. Okay. Okay.
I'm going after Victor.
Me?
Remember.
Move! Please business!
Oh!
Remember.
Move! Please business!
Hoooooo!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell, lady?
Help me!
You okay?
What are you doing?
Oh
Okay
Yeah
Oh, jeez.
Massive kick. To the face.
Close combat, left click, powerful attack, space, and right click, okay?
Oh
It's ammo
Sorry.
Fuck it, I don't care about any of y'all. I gotta go.
Sorry, good luck.
Jesus!
You're gonna be right
You're gonna be right
Okay
It's bad, it's bad
Leon, we're gonna move
I fucked up
Where am I going?
This can't be right
Excuse me.
Oh, scroll wheel. I was pressing little mouse. Not bad.
Are we not concerned about the outbreak in the entire city?
We're running out of time.
Wait, what?
We're gonna have to nuke and then this is a whole other city that's just gonna have to be nuked.
Also in my bed.
I didn't think that would actually infect me, what?
She is upside down.
You've got to stay cool.
Come on.
Stay.
Stay, Gracie.
OK.
Come on.
Come on.
Oh, yeah!
That's wasteful damn okay all right
Oh
Okay, couldn't I mean
You could have done that quieter you could just lean up and get the legs like just one
sit-up.
You try I actually think I can do that just saying please one
It's a lot of blood indeed.
Let's not waste electricity.
It's not my footsteps.
It is not my footsteps.
Oh.
Hard pass. There's a different direction to go for sure. Going this way.
Oh, it's a statue, okay.
Oh
Okay, so my goal is to get a key I don't like this this sucks
Uh, this is actually kinda fucking scary.
Okay, we're gonna need to get another fuse.
Mmm.
Where is this?
huh all right well I got to go back this is clearly like the goal is to put the
fuses in and open that door and maybe open this door which is where the fuse
might be but I'm gonna have to go back towards hell maybe I can get any gee I
I have no flashlight.
I don't I don't know why I would ever want that on or off, but I
Okay
I don't know what I'm walking towards.
I can't see shit, man.
It's too dark to see.
Yeah, no shit.
Is there like a flashlight in here just to be looting?
I don't- I don't understand.
Okay, maybe I must have missed some loot back rice bond or something.
Okay, we're going to turn these lights back on.
I preferred it.
That's the blood.
Measures vital signs, okay?
Fuck, really?
blood extraction check pulse administer dexaphyl
condition stable ready for further examination
okay well shit what do I do I'm so confused
hmm
I literally just can't, it's so pitch black and there's a door, I can't see.
I don't know.
Okay, I'll go back down this hallway that I thought was like a do it later kind of thing.
Maybe I go in here, but the light doesn't work.
Why is explore in this room while I can't see this seems so stupid?
Okay, no way.
Nothing there, nothing there.
Nothing there.
Maybe I need to look at this?
Okay, look at that.
Maybe I need to press this?
I'm gonna already fucking knew that.
Oh my god, okay.
Now that I alluded to Key though, I might have like triggered the
Whatever monster that can kill me. There's a there's a hole in the roof and I feel like it could jump down
Okay
Save big brings you back love that for me
Okay, plus one empty bottle.
Nice reflection.
Ahhhhh.
Could it not have been a flashlight?
Okay, so I need to take this fuse, but I need to go get a tool to get it.
And that is gonna be in the room.
DOCK ON FUCKING COCKS!
At least it's a sick Zippo lighter.
Okay, here we go.
Oh
Yeah, check his pulse really okay glad we confirmed we're on his corpse right now
Are we sure
What?!
What?!
Oh my gosh!
Oh, my God!
Holy shit!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
I'm alive!
Your body blocking me! Help! I'm sorry!
Be gone, demon!
Okay, I didn't think we'd be jumping into some psychotic shit like that instantly.
I just saved the game for the first time, two seconds ago.
skip
I mean I'm going the same fucking direction
huh?
it did use the hole
it used the ceiling
Help?
Don't make me do this.
Yeah, I thought so.
So, wait.
I need to get to where that- is it coming in here again?
Okay, bitch, I don't know don't fucking scream
Okay, I gotta get to where that zombie came from
I'm sneaking I'm sneaking
Okay, there's gotta be a tool in here this is Matt this is good I have overhead
That's an arm.
That's troll.
That is so troll.
Okay, before I start moving this cart, because I know it's going to be cooked, oh, fucking
What that guy too
There any holes in the ceiling in here
Okay, let's uh... let's move this cart.
Don't be loud.
Surely it's not, right?
Let go.
Yep, I've got Overhead.
I can't fit through that door, can I?
It's too tall.
Big CC?
Big CC, a whole LOS.
Okay, I think we're okay.
Surely.
Oh shit, it's right there.
A fucking pl- oh.
Perfect, I need this.
Smoke it now.
I
What oh
I get it
I
Holy fuck.
I need some rainbow six like lean mechanics here.
Okay, well now this door got busted open, so I can go through this way.
This is good for me.
Okay.
Okay.
Can I climb this now?
Big open massive loot big screwdriver
yeah hold on confirm that's there where do I need to go where is that fuse it was in
the room with the key, right?
I'm going to go save, I'm going to go save.
Okay, where do I save again?
Was it not in here?
It wasn't in here.
Other room.
It's smelly, can it smell me?
I don't trust it. I'm running.
I know I was safe when I hid here last time, so I'm going to hide here again.
And I think it went up.
Okay.
More like it's like alien isolation, you know, the roof, you just walk under and just die.
Wait a second.
the fuck up man okay I have to loop it I have to loop it I need it to be in that
room I just left don't come this way actually you can go either way either
Either way, it works.
Fuck, I don't know where it's... where is it?
Fuck, I don't know where it's- where is it?
Fucking camping, like what?
Do I just pull aggro and kite it?
I'm faster than it.
I think I pull aggro and kite.
I really do.
Oh.
I wish I had a bottle, but I don't know if I turned this light on.
I'm trying to make some noise here.
Come on you fat bitch.
Okay.
It sees me, it's coming in.
Is it?
Maybe not, fuck.
Dude, it's on a fucking never ending path of bullshit.
How do I get past this thing, man?
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
Where do I save the game again in here?
Do I just fucking send it dude? I don't know.
I'm going back to my safe space. I'm safe here.
How far away is that? I think I'm good.
Oh, I'm beyond good, okay.
Woo!
Same game.
Easy.
What?
What just happened?
What?
What just happened?
Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no, it's a cutscene. We're dead.
Bitch
Let me go!
Oh my god!
So it's damaged by the by light.
I knew there was something going on with why can I turn these switches on and off.
whole time. There he is. Damn. Wait, am I here?
Oh shit, I'm actually here here with Grace.
Let's go get through that open-ass door and save her.
Or not.
Mr. Kennedy, welcome.
Dr. Gideon has been expecting you.
Funny.
I don't remember getting an invitation.
Well, he's waiting for you.
Can't have that, can we?
I got CC'd. That's crazy.
Yeah?
I mean, is it- the Gideon is the guy that has like the fucked up leather ass face.
Okay.
I mean...
I'm here.
But she knows she's working for like a mass murder.
How would she do that?
Okay.
That's crazy.
Come on Leon, be a detective for a second, shit's crazy in here.
Six, come six, all staff, conditioning emergency protocols.
Mr. Kennedy, we need to leave immediately.
It's gone on.
I don't know what's happening, some kind of mass hysteria.
The hospital is all locked down.
Come down.
Oh
Nice nice dodge
What oh you're alive
Oh, shit!
Bitch!
Huh? But I'm being...
So hold on, walk into this, walk into this, can I pick it up?
All right, all right, all right, all right!
Jeez!
Is it a one tap?
Yup.
Wait, hold on.
Interesting.
Where are they, where are they coming from?
Oh, hello.
Where are they coming from?
Oh, hello.
Oh, hello.
Excellent.
I'm gonna need that back in a sec.
Hang on.
Take your time. What?
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
We're ready.
Oh, that went well. Back to boxes, love that.
the fuck isn't this like
right as grace is like under attack and shit hold on
oh i gotta loot something over in the bathroom
ooh war ammo
you don't read i guess i don't huh
Oh
All right, let's hit it
Okay, enjoy this. I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick.
Oh
Is that supposed to do that didn't mean to a tab back in
All right, what does that say hunt us seek us find us
Break us. That's what's up dub inverse. Oh my god. Let's move on
We're going upstairs
but okay, I'm just confused on the timing cuz like
like, that lady clearly worked for Dr. Gideon, but she obviously, now, she obviously, I know,
that she had no idea Dr. Gideon was like, a psychopath turned into a zombie freak.
That bastard did it again.
I don't know.
How are things in your rent?
I guess I'll just play and find out.
network. Good. Good. Can you find me the foreplane? I'll see what I can do. In the
meantime, I'll try to track him down. Give me a postage. You will do.
And so Grace is gonna be right here, right through here. Oh! Oh!
What's this?
Hey, over here!
Damn!
Holy Shays killed it on his five, but take it
You're okay
Thanks Leo Kennedy yes, so
Yes, I'm Grace um
Ashcroft FBI FBI
What are you doing here?
Someone kidnapped me.
Dr. Gideon.
I don't know.
Well, we should leave.
What is Victor wrong with you?
What?
I am...
Grace.
What do you mean?
He grabbed you for a reason.
Wait, you're DSO. That's the, uh, uh, the, the counter bioconformations.
That is so cool.
Take this.
Damn!
You sure?
You might need it.
Let go. Get out of here.
Oh!
She won't get away, you know.
Dr. Gideon.
It's so nice to finally meet you, Leon.
Why don't we have a little talk?
Too slow.
I see you're exhibiting symptoms too.
Umbrella scars.
Shhh.
Shhh.
This guy just fucking chokes everybody out, man.
He's crazy.
Call him the choker.
I mean, one bullet left.
if things get bad enough you know it's a powerful shot to you won't be that's
That's crazy.
Shit.
Yes, it's a window.
It has a window, you're right.
I mean, that's... what kind of fucking...
What? The hell design is this?
Did they make a door and then change their mind two seconds after you know what make it a wall
Downstairs
And we're gonna need to get a card to unlock this you the card unlock that
Okay, well, we got east and west wing. We're clearly in central hall. Pretty simple. Let's
see if this door opens. It's looking kind of openable. Nice.
Okay. Love me some rooms with red light. Always a pleasure.
Okay, I don't need to put anything away. Let me just look at this there's a little bit how many items you can carry. Yep
I understand that
Folders marked with recent dates, maybe that's important. I don't know
Does that take up inventory
Can be used for prizes at the parlor that's important plus one plant
I forget how you make healing plants like
Like double green makes a super green or how does it work? You get I?
Know you can combine, but I forget like what combines with what?
There's three yellow one green right click go to the crafting the game will explain all right
Shirley
I thought that was healing spray
Unauthorized personnel are not permitted past this point in the case of irregularities contact the lead researcher immediately
This will be great
Let's call the head researcher.
Things are kind of weird right now.
What?
Kill it.
Oh.
Kill the child.
Who's there?
Oh.
Is someone there?
Oh, I'm sorry if I am.
I surprised you.
God, I'm sorry.
You can't see, can you?
Who are you?
Was there someone in the other cell?
Why are you in there?
Everyone's gone.
Oh my God.
Dad, who are you?
Not a lot to go on that's lady after what you've seen come on
flashlight pig leave the child we don't care come on they're blind then anyways
doesn't matter
I can't use that here, okay?
Alright, moving on.
You can't leave her, it's your job to save people.
It's not.
It's not.
I'm a data analyst, bro.
I don't see you in my Google document.
One shot.
Love me some fucking- who makes doors like this?
What pompous rich millionaire-billionaire-motherfucker does this shit?
And how do they all find their way into Resident Evil, baffling, really?
Let him cook.
Is there another door I could have taken?
No, that was it.
Okay.
I'm not sure what's going on here, but I'm sure it's going to be a good idea to go back to where we started.
I don't know what's going on here, but I don't know what's going on here.
I
Fucking cocks
You okay
That's fine
Can you hit him? Can you hit him please?
Not gonna do that? Okay, we're moving.
Holy fuck. Sure.
No ammo.
Close that door. Holy fucking Christ.
Any typewriters?
Jesus Christ.
No jump scares?
That's surprising.
Big ammo game?
Fucking two?
What did I even loot before, man?
What am I gonna do with this shit?
I guess the makeshift knife, like...
How do I use this?
Okay, space bar.
Reading is hard, is it? Oh.
Plus one coin, I'm rich.
I need Leon to come in here, I re- I really do.
That's my melee!
curb stomp stomp it stomp please stop
nice job grace
fuck yeah
here
alright uh... first floor second floor
where the fuck am i
It doesn't have a red dot, I don't know, I'm lost.
Oh thank goodness, yes we have a map!
Okay, alright, alright, this helps.
Fuck.
Okay, we gotta go through. We gotta go right.
Fuckin' siren.
the door is warped and won't open of course it won't
What does that say?
I have to get the hell out of here, but the whole building is locked down.
I'll need to ask the chairman to get his courts for me.
I just heard another scream, my colleagues are killing each other, what the fuck is
going on?
ports. Ooh, big ammo. Okay, how on, uh, combine? Okay, we got a mixed herb. Fuck it, those
two double. Where's my health at? Caution? How do I know how much it's gonna heal me?
I don't want to over heal, right?
How do I use this? I can't. Oh, I did. I can't use it.
Okay, I'm out of over here.
Big stuff. Here we go, here we go. Give it to her. Give it to her. Give it to her. Take it.
She's taking it.
Itch.
Okay, so we're back here again I'm running out of makeshift knife ammo
I mean, do I fucking run it back here?
Let me save the game.
That's step one.
Let's save the goddamn game.
Yeah, I think I run it back.
There must have been something in there that I just didn't quite get.
Let me just look at the map and see if there's any like locked rooms, okay?
Security point, yeah, that's the kid.
Door with intent.
Okay.
Pantry door.
Okay, maybe there's something big in that pantry that I need to go get.
Oh, indent. Not intent. Fine, whatever.
Well, if I go up this way, I can go into the kitchen from a different side.
Oh
Hang on
I want to turn the light on
Right
He doesn't like that, okay?
Okay, he's dead.
Okay, my knife only has a couple swings on it.
Alright, this is all new in here.
Okay, I haven't been in the restrooms. Let's check this shit out
What did she do?
It's ruined.
I think, yeah, she's cleaning.
That's kind of cool.
I'm wanting to look at this because I remember Ko and JP were telling you about it.
how all the zombies have like their past shit they were doing which i think is interesting
yeah look at them go
what did you say about me
girl on girl violence
I
Still
Huh
Is there no loot in here?
Really just that plant?
That's ridiculous.
I got three bullets left.
I also have one bullet on the big-boy gun, but I'll be honest, I don't think I win
any 1v1 right now.
Oh, okay, got the knife, we're good.
the easy to pick lock
k
uh... simple lock doors doors
it's gotta be a pantry angle right
that
No, it's a pantry angle.
Or upstairs. Oh yeah, I haven't even gone upstairs. You're fucking right.
Let's clear the first floor. Let's go to the pantry real quick.
Can I, uh, mark it on the map and have a little arrow that guides me on the floor?
Maybe Otto runs me to my next quest?
That'd be ideal. Can I mount up?
fuck that's right I don't have a fucking key for that it's definitely an upstairs angle
okay I think I did check that I just forgot so I need to go back out the way I came and
And then hug right.
We got to go through the dining room, okay.
How many mobs are in here?
One, two.
I see three moving bodies.
Do I just clear this room?
I'm not seeing any loot really worthwhile here.
Nice.
Big hunting knife.
Okay, we'll take that.
I crit, thank god, on my last fucking bullet.
And there's CC, I don't care about them.
But how do I...
Ooh, it's kind of damaged.
whatever
have I been in the filing room?
I think I have been in here, I couldn't save in here, I hid here for a while, I checked
some loot, can't use that
alright, to the stairs, let's go out
Have I attempted this door?
Maybe not.
first. Interesting. Crafting. Mixed herb. Scrap. Files.
Grace is having the worst day of her life so far she seems to be an important character
You're welcome to the Resident Evil universe.
Oh yeah, I did go upstairs, that's a stupid bitch, I forgot about her.
Okay, yeah, Chairman's office.
It's locked from the other side, okay.
I mean, I could just clock this singing motherfucker, instantly.
and call it a day
Okay
New room
That's that simple lock?
He's got a bottle.
There are indents from writing.
Maybe I need like...
What would I need? I don't know.
He doesn't see me yet.
Unicorn trinket box.
Okay.
Ooh, that'll open the thingamajiggy.
with it. This isn't for you. This is not for you. I suspect that we'll receive a
visit from the DSO shortly. I want you to enact code 6 at 2330. I've achieved my
goal and no longer have any need for this place.
I need a pencil.
Wait, that'll help me with the paper.
Hold on, what do I get rid of here? Fuck, man!
Combine what?
The herb?
Oh, I can- I can-
I see.
So there's only green herbs?
Now, and it's just like level one, two, and three.
I can loot the pencil, damn it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I'm trying to think of how to do this. I need to loot. I don't want to discard because I'm
worried it's going to like destroy. I just want it to be on the floor. Leave item in
close inventory. Is there a drop? Disguarded irons cannot be recovered. That's crazy.
Where's the nearest chest?
Oh, and bring it.
Nice, okay, big value there.
Well, uh, now we got that gem so I can go back downstairs.
Let's do that.
And let's head to that door.
What?
What?
I killed you.
I'm a star.
I'm a star
Are you trolling how how am I trolling?
Oh the pencil I need the pencil fuck you're right. I am trolling
Man please
I need that back thank you
moon sun star moon moon sun star moon okay that's gonna be a puzzle for later
obviously okay door with indent
And hopefully that gem goes in this motherfucker
What
Here
Oh
It's like the lockers in the remake. Is he gonna come in here?
Come on green. I'm gonna go in green. I think it's gonna be green.
Damn, lost it all. 15 black. Hang on, let me sit down.
It did 15 black. I'm gonna go red. Just red
Nice, okay, I'm even I lost and I won let's go red again red again see if I double my money
Fuck.
Hit it again, hit it again, I'm down.
Let's go red, I'm going to go red again.
I'm just going to keep going until I'm up.
Okay I'm down two.
I've got to win twice or three times in a row.
Let's go red again.
There's no way it goes black one more time.
It's not possible.
OK, minus one.
Hit it again.
We're going black this time.
This time it's going to bring back black.
Okay, minus two.
Black.
Can I sit down and play this game?
Is that possible?
No?
Fuckin' rigged.
F**king rigged.
Wait, what? No, there's got to- What the f**k?
Ooooooohhhh...
East Wing!
No, you're not.
That's a big f**king unlock.
Half the map just got freed.
Why the- oh.
I'm actually coined up so hard.
Six coins. I am rich as fuck.
Alright, let's move on.
Can I-
Wait, is this what I put these in?
Hold on. That's a bag extender.
What the fuck is that thing?
Cost 4?
Blood collection?
Click item to see.
Stabilizer improves gun handling and increases power.
Increase max health?
Okay, these are kind of important to.
How many coins do I got?
6?
It's got to be a bag extender step one like there's no doubt insert it's got to be
Plus two I think
How much they give me oh plus two that's massive
All right one more coin and I can get more firepower
That's big that'll save lots of ammo down the line huge investments. It's got to be one coin laying around
Oh, plus a plant
There's technically one coin in this room if you can figure it out
Okay, all right, maybe I just got one guide
Maybe I just got to keep spinning until it hits green and then green shits out a coin
Can I place a bet
Stop helping him.
Shut the fuck up.
He told him where the stairs are.
He reminded him to go back and get the pencil.
He told him how to use his knife!
OOF
Fuck up. Crazy.
Now...
Someone tells me...
Some other crazy shit. Okay.
But y'all get upset about the wrong shit.
That being said, I'm also retarded, so please help me.
Dammit!
There's no way they have it where if you hit green, it actually doesn't go in. It'll be baffled.
You can place a bet by shooting the table.
It's not? It's real? Okay. Alright, alright, alright. They landed on 15 black. Dude, it's
Spamming Black.
Okay.
Fifteen Black again, it actually spams.
i won
it was big okay
moving on
uh...
well shit now i really want to get those fucking coins man
I have the whole East Wing key, I guess, that's nice.
That's locked.
That's the kitchen.
Hey, you can turn around.
I need to go to the central hall.
Not ideal.
Is he banned from this room? Not allowed. Access declined.
one. Surely you got a coin behind this desk right? No.
Ooh, coin in here? Fuck, it's locked.
Shit, maybe I should save. Yeah, I'm gonna go save. Hang on.
Good call. I'll regret it if I don't.
Someone in chat reminded him to save!
Nah, I know you're in there.
Or not.
Oh.
Oh, that's way over there.
There's something under the shackle.
uh
no okay
well I'll be back
fuck
A hemolytic injector, a special drug that destroys infected blood cells.
It prevents corpses from mutating and can be used to stealthily take out enemies.
Okay, see now I'm here I think he does
I
Done
Nice
All right.
All right.
Huh.
Organless corpse.
There's a safe there that's locked.
Simple lock.
Yeah.
I guess just keep proggin' through.
Lights on.
Wait.
Scrap.
Okay, some type of crafting material.
Checking.
There would you know combine a creative variety of items so you can make makeshift knives with this?
Maybe I can make something else later, but
And that are an analysis device that collects blood which can be altered to craft other items oh
So I got to take all these piles of blood that's why I've been able to press F on them
Blood specimen sample of mutated blood analyzing it with laser microscope allows you to craft
a what a handgun ammo?
Okay, I'm not going to argue with it.
Activating all atoms.
So I need to get all of them turned into squares or all of them turned into balls?
Squares.
squares okay that's the opposite so now I know
you can now craft hunting here okay
You can create new items in the crowd when you like combining them together, okay
Okay, so I need 60 blood and scrap and then I make the one-shotter
handgun ammo requires scrap and 40 blood interesting I
Feel like the one-shot has way higher value this blood here. Let's collect. Let's see how much I get out of that
The one shot has to be more value how many bullets would it make eight shots oh
maybe not eight shots is pretty good no it's handgun ammo is definitely better
it's cheaper and I think I can kill like two people but maybe I can kill the
butcher with it I'm gonna try that
The chef.
The custom blood collector that Dr. Richardson ordered has finally arrived.
To be honest, I was skeptical at first, but I'm genuinely impressed by its effectiveness.
Combining infected blood with our experimental substances has been such a challenge for us,
but this device makes it so easy.
This is sure to improve the efficiency of our blood research, blah, blah, blah.
So how do I craft?
I guess I need to make a scrap here.
I just got rid of my knife. I'm an idiot.
I already made the thing. I'm stupid as fuck.
Alright, moving on.
Oh.
Well that's lock, security point, laser microscope.
Lot of blood to go get out of that room. Let's go get it.
Well first I should go down this hallway considering I CC'd this dude.
Unlock that so I'm not confused.
Oh my god.
Okay.
go ahead and get some blood here big 50 out of that one nice oh wait I can take
it from the zombies too damn
oh fuck me what maybe I take all these guys out six bullets
I do not want to left click him there, but he is dead
important. Or maybe...
There's something under the shackle. Well no shit, how do I fucking...
Do I just shoot it?
Don't fuck with me!
My leg!
Shut the hell up. I gotta go make bullets.
but I can do it here can I can go a moment but I had to go over here for I
I don't.
Alright, how do I take his blood?
With the injector thingy.
Oh, you just can't always?
So it's RNG.
Fuck.
Alright.
Well, where you now?
Hmm.
Like, what do I do in here?
I guess I don't do shit yet. I don't have what I need for it. But I don't know how to undo that. I feel like maybe, like, just fucking press the two buttons on the side, right? Maybe I can?
Where was his big ass saw that he was carrying?
Or is that just gone?
He dropped it.
Like right here.
Huh.
fuck! god damn it!
fire!
god greed, i'm tired of you.
surely i can take your blood, right?
He's not dead, I know he's not.
I don't think I need to heal yet, we're okay.
Ooh, coin!
Bang!
Okay, that's enough to upgrade my firepower.
I have four bullets. That's not that good.
Too many mobs in here to deal with it.
And this guy's got a weapon.
Sorry.
Sorry my bad.
Not ideal.
She's fucking rubbed my face like what was that?
Huh, do I have to use my big bullet? I feel like I do.
Oh, yikes, yikes!
How am I going to do this?
Here we go.
Get in here, bro.
Come on.
Come on! I need both of them! I need both of them! Let's go!
Oh, that's not ideal! That's not ideal! That's bad!
Nice!
I literally, I don't have a way to break these.
I need a fucking knif.
Plus one coin.
No way!
Slow!
She's so fast!
Oh my.
It's time to use the bullet.
Where did she go? The what? The...
Oh, she's back to her job. Okay.
Hmm. I don't think there's any loot in here that I can't- maybe there's ammo?
Even if I shoot one of them, then what? I guess I could use my injector? Fuckin'
God, check the vase, I can't.
I don't have a single bullet, I don't have a knif, I need scrap, so I can break things,
but I've wasted all my scrap on bullshit.
I'm actually so fucked.
You don't need a knife to break vases.
Hmm.
Hmm.
What a fucker.
I'm gonna go save the game.
Even though I'm just completely cooked here.
Big saves.
I'm also...
I gotta put this plan away, store that.
I really don't want to use
any of these things i'm gonna store these fuck you
probably gonna regret that
and then i want to get to
the coin cabinet
by the bullet dam upgrade
that's crazy
I'm going to try and inject him.
That's the only reason I was saving it.
Let's just see if I can do it.
Oh
Yo, what's up?
DUDE, IT FUCKING WORKED!
HOLY SHIT!
I thought it was gonna be like a boss or something
Pantry key, baby. All right
Let's get them coins in I can insert multiply thing let me do
I mean, there's no reason to not use this.
That's right, enhancement drugs, baby.
Well, shit, now let's do the pantry key, fuck, let's go to the kitchen.
Oh, also, let's get some of that blood.
I have 60 out of...
I feel like this is gonna be wasted.
Yeah, there's 60 in there.
Shit, I need a scrap. Let's get in the pantry first.
Oh my god!
Okay, plus one scrap. Hold on, hold on.
Crafting handgun ammo?
Bang?
God damn.
So maybe I should have made a knife. I really need one of those just to slash
things. A steak out, take out charm, increases knife power and durability.
I'm a serious charm that works just by holding it interesting
Wait shut up. I got the double now
Nice love that for me
Yeah, how can I make scrap this is getting bad I just got to find a knife man
Fuck
Okay, the door this is the second time I've seen this
The blood won't be wasted but it just like leave some left in here
It did well, okay, I see
Okay, now I can leave this whole kitchen though
Really
Nothing?
Kind of crazy.
Alright, well, back to where I was. Let's go back, save my game.
Let's hit up that area where I was getting completely fucked.
And let's go kill everything. It all dies on my screen.
Of course, save.
And how's there no knife in the kitchen? True. I mean, what are we doing?
Hmm
Missed the cleaver drop from the chef. I did miss that. All right
Making my way downtown
Faces pass homebound
Alright, you're both dead. I hate both of you.
Actually, how much do I care about this room?
Let's unlock that. Okay, a little shortcut.
Okay, someone's upset.
Now we go over her you go up the stairs I got 15 shots and two enemies
Okay, hopefully we're done
oh
Yeah what?
What oh my god, holy fuck. Oh
My god, it's so coming
shut the hell up how does it even it's got to like get stuck somewhere right
dude dude dude dude
oh my
I mean, do I fucking blast it here, or is it even...
Is it even capable of dying?
It's gotta be an injection angle,
but I have to make an injector.
I need scrap for that.
Did it give up?
I think it gave up.
But how would I not hear it anymore?
It's so...
So if we look at the maps here, okay, I see what I should do.
That shortcut that I opened, I now need to utilize it.
Is the door I now opened?
That's not the sounds I want to be hearing.
Oh, she's so fast.
Are they allowed out here? I don't know if they are.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey!
All pass, please.
AH!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS SHIT?
FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
NOT ALLOWED!
crazy stuff
Alright, let's try and get back to those stairs, I guess.
Ooh, hello!
Okay, surely it's not up here.
Okay.
Lead researchers office.
Let's go, hold on, let me check over here.
ID wristband.
Okay, that's big.
We need that.
Need that.
Empty.
Big, need that too.
Ooooooh.
Okay, safe replacements, all kinds of things must be removed by 11.30.
30, right, 10 left, 50 right. Okay, I remember that safe.
So maybe I make an- I think I'm gonna make another one of these.
I'm gonna get an injector.
Maybe I can blast that guy, you know?
I
Okay, all right, we're doing this live
Depression, depression, depression, depression, depression, mind blocked.
You're too smart!
God!
Shouldn't have done that, greed.
I have no healing, by the way.
Oh, I fucked up
Well, let me think
Fuck it
Oh
Jesus value
Like, do I just go back home and heal?
I feel like I do.
Coulda gotten three for one, coulda.
Oh, I can save my game right here.
Holy shit.
Are we not looting, bud?
I'm maxed out.
I can only hold a hundred.
Oh, there's a lockpick right here, too.
Okay, massive.
I think there is it.
You guys are right, that is a heal there, isn't there?
You're fuckin' right!
I'm assuming I take damage if I get hit by that, while I'm close enough.
Jesus! Fuck!
What?!
I'll take you, are you?
I'll take you, are you?
Alright in the face.
Subject Martin L. Case.
Symptoms.
Auditory sensitivity.
Following an experiment with an overdose of Zephyrl, the subject started to have auditory hallucinations and became whatever the fuck.
The subject exhibits erratic behavior when exposed to loud noises.
Huh.
This is bad. Ooh, water.
A glass bottle of strong acid. Okay, we'll need that for later.
At last.
That's all I need.
How's my health looking?
Caution, of course.
Wasted all that ammo.
Yeah, I did.
Minus five bullets, unfortunately.
Let's think. So I got that wristband. That's gonna unlock a lot of doors.
I got this lock pick. That's gonna open a safe, or a locked thingamajig cabinet.
I got the safe key and I got this acid.
What does the acid go to?
Maybe the hand restraints that were on that dude?
I do want to try and inject this fat thug, I mean maybe he kills him right?
wait I can open this I'm scared I don't know for yet
I just don't know how I'm going to end up behind him, right?
I feel like that's never gonna happen.
Alright, let's try the acid on this shit.
Fuck it, you know?
There's something under the shackle.
Okay, maybe not.
Ah!
Yeah?
Okay, thank you, babe.
Pizza's here.
I
He turned around
Well, security point level one.
Let's just do this.
Okay.
Full of infected blood, use it to refill the blood collector.
Any leftover blood will be discarded.
specimen reversible. I mean, fuck, I need to... an empty injector. How do I use this?
Hmm.
I gotta run all the way to a god damn chest piece.
Yeah I gotta go to the item box for sure.
And then head back.
Oh and there's scrap.
Is that scrap?
What the fuck it is?
If I can make some ammo, no then I'll be fucked every twi- okay leave and just come back.
Just come back.
Jesus Christ.
Wait, big injector moment.
Oh, Zeppel!
What?
Okay, we gotta make another one of those.
Okay, we gotta make another one of those.
Okay, we gotta make another one of those.
all righty then save the game and then we go to the chest let's put away I'm not
gonna need this store that bag corrosive I'm gonna put this gun away store that
store the coins. I should also go use this lock pick really quick. Let's do that. Where's the lock
pick? Coin cabinet. Right there. Okay. You lost the ADHD in both offices? I think I eluded most of the
things didn't I surely rare metal okay well
interesting we'll put that away
Okay, that's freed up a lot of inventory.
So now we're gonna go back to the closet.
I want to fucking ozempic that guy again.
I know there was scrap in there, scrap plus blood can equal big injector.
probably gonna be about three that he needs though.
Wrong way.
I need to go over here and take a right.
Is this a misplay?
Oh
Empty injector maybe I can make
What do I do with a fucking empty injector, like what?
Blood specimen reversible sample of mutated blood analyzing it with laser microscope allows
you to craft steroids.
Okay.
Okay, we're good.
Okay, plus one scrap.
Injector.
Plants. Big plant. Love that.
My master's research has come to fruition. And that child.
She must be the final piece of the puzzle. I need to get my hands on the child's data.
I'm sure this will bring me closer to his vision. The organization was able to get me the child's medical records.
The organization, huh?
It was lacking in certain areas, but it did have her genetic info. I can use this.
We're analyzing? Oh shit. Okay, I gotta make all of these purple or balls.
Okay, this might take me a bit.
Or not.
Tell your friends about me.
Okay, what did that even do?
Where did that give me?
Ohhhh. Oh, I see. Why can't I make this? Is this my inventory? What? I have everything
I need. It's just blood. Oh, I need 120 blood, but I can't carry that much. So how the fuck
would you ever make that? Parler? I guess so you upgrade it later I see.
I'm gonna try and inject Fatty again.
Okay, he's coming this way.
This is fine.
Oh, it's in there!
It's gotta be one more, there's no way it's more than two, or more than three.
Alright, well shit.
I guess now, let's go to the closet over here and loot that ammo for sure.
Oh also, more blood specimen, that's important ammo, that's important, scrap, oh my god.
But can I make it right now?
Fuck any blood.
The nearest blood is actually kind of in Africa for me.
Okay we go upstairs.
Door with an indents
Let's go save the game
But, too, there's also 15 in my stash, true, there is
But, too, fuck it, I just used the stash, right?
I'm lazy
Uhh
Okay. Combine that heal. There's a med injector right there, requiem. Alright, let's take
that all right fatty it's time to blow the fuck up
After I loot this room a little more here, hold on.
Well, that's security, too.
uh
He might turn around here
Oh
It's actually working.
Excellent.
likelihood that you'll survive fatal damage. Oh that's pretty nice. Well I gotta leave it
for now. I'll come back. Hmm. Oh yeah let's use this. Man this inventory is gonna be kind
of difficult with all these charms. I need to get back to that blood lab so let's go
do that real quick make some bullets I don't have scrap and scrap is like the
most important resource for me at the moment
okay we analyze more shit
I'm just that smart. I don't know what to say.
All right, what do we got makeshift knife we got different scrap had that had that
What did I just learn how to do here
Med injector
Requiem bullets?
Oh, did I not have that before?
Oh, and I have the rare metal.
Yeah, I can actually make two of those bullets. Sick.
Okay.
Well, did I miss any loot?
I guess I go to that safe.
Uh, I don't remember what the code was, but I can look at my notes.
I have not been upstairs in what feels like a long time.
Alright, where are the notes at?
Let's see.
Examine it.
30, right.
30, 10, 50.
30, 10, 50.
Okay.
I already fucked it up.
Holy fucking coins!
Alright.
Oh shit, I should head back to my safe really quick.
Alright, my chest.
Combine my coins and go to the store.
I'm just, just investing here.
God damn.
Yeah, I gotta get my food too, you're right.
Like IRL food.
God damn it, I'm so bad at this.
I got four big boy bullets here.
That is some shit.
No way I carry that around.
I'm storing that.
Never gonna use it.
Saving it for the next game
Okay
You'll get my food hang on
I'm back.
What was I doing?
Mmm go into the store. That's right. I mean honestly feel like this
Feel like there's really nothing to really worry about anymore killed everything just about
Hot oh shit wait, I love it. What are you doing in here?
How many coins do I have?
Five?
Increase the blood capacity by 50.
That's really good to have, but fuck it.
I'm not really struggling on blood.
I'm going to go with this.
As I'll put this coin in here.
I framed it.
Max health increased
Okay, I guess I could go out and maybe
Go collect some blood real quick and then yeah, I feel I'm doing
Big blood. Love that.
Alright.
Well, I have security clearance one, so I think I go here.
Uh, meaning I actually need to go out the way that they just came in.
I think I can kite them.
Where they left?
Really?
Come on, bro. This way. This way.
Really? Hey!
Ah, fuck, I got too close!
PCC, let's go.
Can't close it, yikes.
Okay, big game save in here.
Massive wrench, that opens that one door. The thingamajiggy.
Maybe I put away the knife power and durability because I'm not even using a knif at the moment.
Let's store that.
Big lock pick, I can use that.
Plus one scrap, huge.
It's got to be a handgun ammo angle.
Yeah, it's gotta be.
We got boxes in here, two omega boxes with rocket launchers in them.
This one's important. Hello?
Oregon? Oh, it's gonna go in that guy's body!
Shit!
Omega herb.
What?
But, oh there we go, now it lets me.
Bam.
Alright, let's go.
So that goes to the, oh my god.
I agree!
Wait.
Are we done?
Hey!
Well, we do be lovin' that.
True. I always have a fear of playing a horror game.
While eating.
Cause the jumpscare is gonna make me swallow the food and then literally choke to death.
Oh my god, I got ammo. Holy fuck.
That would be a good clip. True.
I should save. Definitely a save game angle. How's my health looking? Like is there no
health bar? I just gotta go based off the color? Kinda ridiculous. Always has been, yeah, I guess so.
There's a security point right there. I'm trying to see where I could like lock pick so I can
remove the lock pick from my fucking inventory. There's the door with the hand wheel. I could
just W key to that. And there's a simple lock on the way to. Okay, I see it. So,
right and then left. Sir. Get away from me!
Damn, he's fast. Minus one.
Oh massive wall damn
Plus 10
I
Already got the blood out of the kitchen, I think
Criminal there's no knife in this kitchen as well
All right simple walk we use this here
in her asshole thank you
Jeez, there's a hundred blood in this thing.
I guess interesting, you know, blood mechanic.
I guess they wanted to trim the RNG of like what you actually find throughout the game.
You get to actually choose what you make a little bit more.
Bro counted all the bloods in the tub and said that there's a hundred, it's true.
They weren't wrong though.
Hello!
Vault over.
Have I eluded this room?
I don't want to kill this guy so wait he has a knife back up pussy
Where's that knife I know you have one stay down where's the knife
Are you kidding me
Okay, something's gonna have to open that door, or those doors-
OOF!
OOF!
Plus two inventory, thank God!
I've been struggling out here.
It's gotta be a crowbar, right?
Or something?
It's got to be a crowbie for sure.
Alright, what?
Don't be the head like spinning things, what is that?
I'm wrenching how we doing in here huh artificial heart so am I gonna oh I'm
gonna rebuild that empty husk of a body. Plus one scrap, huge. Big ammo, massive ammo. Chilling.
80 slot bag massive as well I guess it's all I get out of here huh it's useless of course
I don't know how much health you have, but let's figure this out, huh?
I
Just one
Okay, I need the LOS oh my god, holy shit
This way this way turn around we go there you go there you go
And maybe one more oh god
Dude
Fuck shit
And I'm hit. Oh, that's embarrassing. Melee.
Are you dead? Nope.
I really should have got the requiem. Next time I see one of these guys, it's a requiem angle for sure.
Bawty, minus four!
I'm gonna stop counting. I'm gonna stop counting.
Dude!
That's just sad. I'm leaving.
Mods delete the clips
No
I should have brought my other gun.
i mean i could craft a handgun ammo right now but i don't really want to
it also does craft more requiem ammo let's do that really quick
i don't have my gun so
why not the injector
well surely he's gonna die in like the next bullet
At this point.
Hmm.
Simple lock.
Puzzle box.
Okay.
So I need to get through...how on a...how on a set of stairs?
over there, maybe?
fucking...
fuck, fuck, fuck, the double?
you've gotta be dead, man
I think I need to go up those stairs down there.
of
and
in his ass
Alright.
Hmm, hmm, hmmm. I have zero bullets left.
Yeah, I-I really- I don't think you can actually kill the dudes that have the...
bullshit on, right? That has to be the answer.
Now with the basic gun it's got to be a requiem. I don't know okay. I haven't been in here yet
Injector yeah, the injector would obviously do it
Okay, we got a save code for that safe if I ever find it we got a lockpick
All right. An empty bottle.
Okay, subject. Grace Ashcroft, period of observation. Summary of the investigation. Employed by the
FBI at Midwest Field Office. Lives alone, close to her office, goes home late, often after
midnight, spends her free time at home. No confirmed contact with others. Findings. It
is difficult to get close, uh, to get close as the target rarely leaves the FBI field
office area. If you want to make contact without raising suspicion, it would be best
to do so when she's away from home. A more detailed report and several photographs will
be sent at a later date. No friends.
I'm alive no heals fuck it
I'm going this way.
Big plant!
Shut the fuck up.
I
Kind of beat the attack and running past
Fucky double I took the hit
All right, and then that ain't gonna work, that ain't gonna work, holy fuck.
Kill me, just fucking rip my arm off.
Come on Grace, survive!
We're fine.
Oh, fuck, I'm back in here.
Well I think I'm gonna be playing the game with...
You know, oh, hello with crumbs at this point. Oh, that's three
We're gonna go in here I've had enough we're bringing out requiem
Put away the blood that blood bag that scrap to
Let's get an Injector Wait, don't I have a heal on there too?
Med Injector, yep Excellent
Overwritten the save committed to this
Overriding is crazy. Well, you know, I'm on a harder difficulty than you can I say
I haven't been in the records room
I
A we taught hey
Kind of line them up for one big kill here, but
I don't want to use an attack from you.
Come on bro.
Hey.
he is not moving is he?
did i get him?
bro you are so obnoxious okay fuck it
come on
Now you.
Fuck!
Is there any blood nearby?
Do I just fucking suck some blood?
They also crouch and stealth them.
Oh whoa, he's moving now!
Okay maybe I don't... don't kill him?
How to do this, how to do this, how to do this...
If I use one bullet of this Requiem, I clear up a whole spot.
Or if I go find blood, I can craft ammo which would clear up a spot.
No, it wouldn't because it'd be replaceable in ammo.
I should have put the fucking these two things away but I'm done with the spot.
Wait, you're walking away from me, man!
Oh, here we go.
This is so annoying.
Okay. Put that away. Store that, store that.
Acid bottle too? Yeah, you're right. I don't even know where it goes.
Let me get back in there. I want that knif.
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
Any other loot in here?
Okay.
A retrieval mission was conducted shortly after 1.30 am at the Wada-Dada.
We were dispatched to the Wada-Dada.
All witnesses of the health tower have already been taken care of.
The body of the assassin that was sent was also destroyed.
We had a stroke of luck with that fire.
The body of the assassin
That we sent was also destroyed. We had a sugar load with a fire. As they say the best place to hide a leaf is in a forest
This incident will likely be ruled as an act of arson and homicide
huh
My knife
Finally
Okay.
Now I'm ready.
I
Need a fucking requiem here
Hey. Come on bro. Let's go. Dude, are you kidding me right now?
Hey
Double the value
hmm where's the bullets huh just throw something at me you fucking psycho
Big melee damage.
Come on!
Get him, Grace!
Get him, Grace!
Wall damn.
Blasted.
We done?
Excellent.
Now, can I change this knif
into scrap?
I think I can now that it's like really low, right?
I think I just need to uh...
No, I can't.
Why is it red?
What?
It's at the top?
Oh.
Right.
Okay, let's go ahead and collect some blood from some people, maybe.
Maybe not.
Grab me a plant.
There's also a puzzle box somewhere.
Simple lot.
Yep.
Oh, so much blood.
Let's go farm.
Also big lock pick here.
I mean where the fuck oh it's way down here also there's that puzzle fuck go to the bar
I will shut the fuck up give me a second holy she's that's a thick heart all right and then
crafting we're gonna take big boy ammo I
fucking love that shit the value of big
boy shots are so much higher than the
other this fucking penis gun
okay what do we got here oh yeah it was
like Sun or no it was moon fucking
What was it
Okay, I guess I just look at the piece of paper behind me then right what is this?
Moon Sun star moon Sun star moon moon
The moon, sun, star, moon, the moon, quartz, oh, look at that, there's 50 blood over there,
I should probably go try and loot it. Or maybe not, because then I got to deal with that fuck.
Okay, that door is locked. Where have I not got... I guess maybe I put the heart down, organless corpse?
Door with indents? That's where the moon thing goes. I can put that in there for sure, but that's not going to unlock it.
Alright, let me go back here.
Make sure I loot all the stuffs.
Okay.
I
Keep getting baited by the injector my inventory like I feel like I'm gonna waste it on a corpse. Oh
Big safe here. I have that code. Oh
Motherfucker I cannot fit this
Use
God damn it! What's the power on it?
Ooh, it's actually just better than what I mean. Does he use the same ammo?
Okay, nice.
Now question, can I unload this gun?
I put five bolts in there that don't need to be there.
No?
Huh.
That's not it. That was a different safe.
Ten lap, ten, eighty, thirty.
Ten.
Eighty.
Thirty.
That's some big coin farm.
That should allow me to basically have more blood, which would be nice to have.
I like that.
Oh, I gotta break those vases, huh?
I've got scrap
I'll get more handgun ammo even more handgun ammo with my new gun
Yeah, I was gonna say I was never gonna use handgun ammo ever again because of how
How much higher value the big omega gun is?
I'm gonna use this I got five bullets I might as well just send it see what
happens. Minus one.
You dead?
Oh! Jeez!
Oh, what the fuck!
But it's just huge requiem.
I thought maybe I'd save some ammo, but all I did was lose health.
that for me. 35 bullets wasted. You keep in count?
Shit, not this way.
It's my goal now.
I want to go put some stuff away and then I want to go to the store.
Coin cabinet's right there, let's go coin cabinet first.
Some moaning going on?
Is there over here?
What do we get?
I need five?
I think I have some in my bank.
Oh
All right into the bank I have no coins here. I am gonna kill myself
But store this don't need it
Moon quartz store it don't need it. I
Guess that's it
Huh, where do I go I need a new heading here
That's security three, I can't get through those. I can only get through security one.
Where have I not gone that I can?
I guess maybe the body? Maybe all it needs is the heart?
Or fuck, you're right. What if I go fucking east wing?
I've been playing half the map.
Save? Oh my god, you're right. Didn't save.
All the way upstairs? I've gone all the way upstairs. Floor 3 has a door that I can't
get through. It's red. Can you please heal her? No. I can't. Fucking shitcocks. There's
There's no way I'm going to waste ammo on this guy.
Alright.
Been a while since I've been in this room.
Let's see what we got. Okay, the corpse, right?
I can't get through this red door. It's gotta be a corpse angle. All right, well, let me get all my shit out.
Let's take out the moon quartz. Let's get the organ transport. Let's do all that shit.
I just came in here, why is she moaning like that?
Weird choice by the devs, right?
She's just permanently always moaning.
Dang.
I
Bang
Perfect fit yes, I need to work
Genius truthfully
Like my way down
Here we are.
Okay, let's go ahead and put a little heart in there.
Hm.
Fuck!
Nooo, God fucking dick!
Not gonna waste my time this time. Uh-uh.
Well shit, now I'm not sure where to go. I gotta figure this out.
Empty injector. I should maybe go loot that.
Oh, inspect the organ bu- Ohhhh.
Okay.
Is there some type of hint as to how I do this?
It's gotta be down in the garage.
Damn, we got some serious thunder.
The whole house shook.
And Vicky just messaged me saying, did you feel the house shake?
Right?
That was crazy.
I'm going to go back to the garage.
So south left.
record longest playthrough I mean I think I'm at a pretty good pace ATM not bad
cleared this entire house everything's dead just about why is it slow I can't
get through here maybe I go up those stairs no I've done that before go in
the garage East Wing upstairs I literally I looked what's there
Alright, this is where I got the box.
So I'm thinking may- wait, I can't get back there anymore.
Okay, surely there's no notes back there.
None here either.
Okay.
East Wing Second Floor.
Okay, here's floor two, East Wing.
What am I looking for here?
What are y'all seeing?
Lead Research Room.
It doesn't go anywhere.
There's no unopened doors.
You never went in there, but I but I did it's blue meaning. I've been in there, right?
Okay
All right, I'm just gonna listen to chat. It's gonna go there
What the fuck is a dog under me?
Hey, Skippy
Look to the left of the typewriter
Okay
Son of a bitch
You're right. I'm wrong. Beyond correct. I would have been walking around for hours.
Watch it as camoed.
He's the only one left in this entire fucking place
Everyone else is dead
All the way down.
Is Grace enjoying this?
I think so.
like she is. Alright, big save. Because I didn't go through that door, maybe I didn't
loot this place very well. Maybe I'm safe. Big scrap, love that for me. With scrap. Maybe
I saved the scrap and use it later or I spend it now grab the fucking she's a
later Wow I've avoided this cutscene for five years
I miss Ashcroft.
Where's Leon?
I was just looking for Dr. Richardson.
Why did you kidnap me?
Kidnap you.
I liberated you.
How were you?
Forgive me.
Dr. Victor Gideon.
I run the house.
I run the house.
I run the house.
I run the house.
I run the center.
It took forever to find you.
You're not like other people, you know.
You're quite...
unique.
Through you,
Elvis can finally be...
Set free.
Fuck is Elvis.
Why me?
Oh.
Because my master
made you
who you are.
Ha!
Face to him, Spongebob.
Again.
Ha!
Wait. Wait.
Did I put that heart in?
Would you like to see what's hidden under the hood?
Okay, okay, yeah, fuck it.
Grace!
Where are you taking me?
Smart as fuck, wait, maybe?
Grace!
Grace!
GRACE!
There's no escaping your destiny.
and it worked
of
in term as they will work
that's
Okay, Big Luton here, surely.
Damn, he kinda looks like a normal ass old smart scientist guy, right?
That's not him. Oh.
In the chairman's office with Mitchell Bennett.
I mean they really like that puzzle, don't they?
Wait, acid?
Oh, look at this!
I've been carrying this shit around for like, the whole time!
Bang, open!
Hold on.
I bet it's gonna be different.
Is that in here?
Hold on, the top has a sun on it, I think?
So what's the order in the picture here? Moon star? What about the other one?
That's the moon. I gotta remember that.
Okay, well it's star or moon star. It's on the pencil thing? No, it's a different one, man!
There's no way it's the same.
Maybe it is.
Who is Moon?
What was it again? Moon Star, Sun Moon?
Moon, Sun, Star, Moon.
Yeah, that's not right. So it's based on the pictures.
There's gotta be another picture I can work with.
Aha!
Star, sun, okay star, sun, moon, sun, star, sun, moon, sun, star, sun, moon, sun.
Bang. Got that second corks. Oh, and look at that, baby! Unlocking the organ transport
box. Here we are, here we are. That's gotta read. We got notes. Master Spencer's research.
The mutated T-virus strain herein documents a theory that uses the T-virus to control
memories and will.
This research shall serve as a guiding light for all of humanity.
In rare instances, repeated mutations of the T-virus can trigger an abnormal reaction,
and an infected individual's body leading to changes in their blood.
The mutated strains of the T-virus will likely sweep the world and total eradication
will be impossible.
Those infected by the mutated T-virus strain will firmly retain their pre-infection habits
and characteristics.
Within lies the key to humanity's evolution.
So that's why they keep trying to turn the lights back on and things like that.
interesting. Big mixed herb. I don't think I need to use it yet though. Alright. Let's
go ahead and unlock this box. So let's do up, down, up, up, down, up, down, up, up, down,
Up down, up up down.
Up down, up up down. Done.
Okay, we're looking at auto and two.
oh wait I see there's an order number one oh shit I think I kind of get it I
I get it.
I fucking get it, I get it.
Kind of.
Okay, so we reset it.
Number one.
I kind of went a little too high, but hopefully that's okay.
Nice.
The lungs.
Big save.
Alright.
Well, now I gotta run all the way down.
Can I?
What the heck?
No, I can't.
So I need to go...
I mean, is it fucking up a floor?
I think it is. Oh no, it's literally on the side. It's right there. I thought it was west.
Okay
Please heal well hold on there actually is one thing I can do I
Know there was some loot I can grab that I forgot it's still there, and I've just never went and got it
There was a fucking blank cartridge somewhere.
Where was that?
Fuck.
Oh fuck, there, it looked like a door.
Empty injector.
It's a bit of a hike.
Can I turn that into a heal?
You can turn that into a damage buff.
Oh, that's right. It's even better.
But I need to get a fucking coin.
Yeah, I need to go grab that. That's super important, so...
Now we're going to have the inventory.
You can get the table coin.
I do need to get a coin and then I can get more blood and then I can actually use the
upgrades.
Excuse me, sir.
Maybe this guy has a coin?
Doubt.
That'd be crazy.
Up the stairs.
Okay, pretty sure it's in here, right?
Am I retarded?
No, it is.
Yeah, back corner.
Bang.
Fuck man, I really want a coin.
I just don't know how I'm gonna get one.
I'm fucking blocked from it.
Just one coin.
ladies drop coins. Ooh wait, maybe. Wasn't there one that I ignored? She was like up
some stairs and I just fucking left. I didn't kill her. Maybe I just go blast her.
In East Wing? Was that East? Guys, I'm limited on time. Fuck, I think it was right in here.
shit. Can you not just craft it right now? No. So here's the issue. With these empty
syringes, you can craft like these things that increase your fire power and all these
different things, right? But I can't craft them because they require 130 or more blood.
I cannot hold more than 100 blood. In order to hold more than 100 blood, I need a coin.
And then I can buy it from that stupid shop.
Then I can hold more blood, then I can craft the fire power, and I have like two of them,
so it's kind of a big deal.
I do be wanting that.
Wait, let me drop this off.
Hang on.
Two out of three.
So I need to go... basically just all the way down and then up those stairs.
Yeah, I know where I'm going now.
I remember this.
I hear her.
Oh
Blasted yes, you guys weren't lying to me. Oh
All right now I got to go back to the West
Back to the West Wing put the coin in
Fuck yeah
The hell is this shit it's all blood any loot I already got that let's go
You're not getting the blood upgrade. Not getting the blood upgrade would have cupped
your run yeah very well may have
I'm gonna kill this guy. It's annoying that he's the last but fucker alive. Come here.
It's annoying.
Oh, fuck.
Nice, too.
God damn it.
Oh, fuck.
In search.
Excellent.
Okay now I gotta go around and collect some blood.
Okay.
Ooh, we got blood right here.
Plus 20.
It actually might be enough.
Steroids dramatically strengthens muscles
and increase max health.
But I feel like stabilizer is better.
Increase firepower and stability above shots.
So I need 10 more.
Let's take out this empty injector here.
Probably put this book away.
I don't think I need that right now.
Alright.
Another cutscene?
Oh, hell, the ceiling!
Do we-
Why don't we already kill that bitch?
Never mind, doesn't matter.
Are you alright?
You're the lady from before?
Yeah?
Yeah.
This is, um...
You're, um...
Did anyone hurt you?
Because I can't see.
No, no, no, that's not what I meant.
It's not my fault.
The doctors gave us both medicine.
Made our eyes go bad.
So, so there was someone in there?
That's not... there doesn't...
There's another bed in this, uh...
My friend.
Marie.
One day she just disappeared.
I'm sorry.
When it happened I was happy it wasn't me.
Is that bad?
I'm just gonna keep looking around.
Huh, interesting.
His skin was gouged by something sharp.
Okay, big blood farm, let's get to crafting.
Stabilizer, boom.
We take that, we use that.
more blood. I kind of want to see the damage increase just so I know how much
I'm actually increasing my damage by.
Some blood up there that's a 30 that's a 60 bang or double 60 to my left.
You have more in the chest. I grabbed it already.
You have a bag in the chest? Well, I'll save the bag then.
You're just gracious.
Press tab, bottom right. I do be seeing that.
You can't really check with the damage and accuracy how fast where it goes closes, it gets noticeable.
Okay, oh, how quick your I see that part. Yeah
The reticle getting quicker
Yeah, it's pretty quick now, but I fucking missed it how do I oh shit I gotta go all the way around huh
Who do you think was in the other cell? It's possible to have figured it out by now?
I'm thinking it was that crazy bitch that was like with the teeth that Leon killed,
considering there was that hole in the ceiling. But then again the hole to escape was puny,
so I don't know. There's the hole in the ceiling and then there was a tiny hole that was
crawled out of in the inside the cell I don't know I'm sure it's possible but I
don't know don't fucking tell me
all right now we craft another one
Yeah, triple shooting ability.
I can only get one more for the rest of the game I take it?
My girlfriend keeps staring at me from the kitchen, please heal.
I mean, she can watch too.
Oh, I should grab more blood, true.
Alright. At long last.
It is time to prog the game.
Back to East Wing.
Shit, do I have a heal though? Like actually, this is cooked.
I think I just make a med injector, right?
Med injector, fuck it, let's use it.
Excellent.
Save the game.
I mean, I already- when I do something with this corpse that I'm going to, I know some
shit's about to go down.
so fucking lutely. Considering it was in the cutscene itself.
All right, all right, we get them lungs in there and scooch the heart over there you go there you go
Welcome back gamer.
I mean, why would I do this?
I mean, maybe I just bring out the big boy, huh?
I feel like it's gonna be Omega tanky.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, thank God.
It's about to waste ammo.
Level two, baby!
Alright.
Go get that blood.
Suck his dick. Let's go. Okay, we got a security point over there. Uh, behind me. Nothing there.
Okay, I mean that's it then. I just turn around.
Wait.
I
Isolation word I'm sure this will be fine
Hey rubber drink
Come on.
How many bangs have you taken to stay awake for the whole playthrough?
Zero.
I'm on Mountain Dew.
Natural gaming fuel.
No preservatives.
Okay, hold on, hold on. Shit's kind of...
Ooh, big blood.
Nice. We love that.
Okay, they're giving me ammo. It can either be a really good thing or a really bad thing.
Okay, not a lot of ammo, so it can't be that bad.
These doors don't work.
The door's off its hinges.
Paper.
There have been a number of cases where corpses infected with the mutated T-virus strain
have been exhibited rapid tissue regeneration and sudden violent behavior.
of the enlarged tumor that formed on the heads, I've seen these guys, of these patients revealed
a sudden change in red blood cell patterns consistent with the pattern found in urine
tests.
This additional mutation is considered a side effect of the mutated T-virus strain.
We have named those with double mutation symptoms blister heads.
In rare cases, the tumor was observed to spread from the head across the entire
body.
When the abscesses, or abscesses, covering these individuals burst, the fluids they expel
will induce double mutation if nearby infected.
So if I kill those dudes near other infected, they'll turn the other infected into the
same shit.
Like they'll supercharge all of them, hell, like everyone else?
Okay.
wait fuck hematolic poison has proven effective at preventing double
mutation otherwise the head must be completely destroyed always exercise
extreme caution when handling infected corpses okay well the more you know as
per orders I will take part in monitoring the progress of subject 171 she
is emotionless and unsettling. This assignment fills me with unease. Subject 171 is blind
and requires a lot of assistance. I felt sorry for her and tried to offer her some comfort
by stroking her hair. But as always, received no reaction. Such an unnerving child, I just
want to go home and shower.
For some reason, the security manager joined me today. He asked Subject 171 two or three
questions about blood, but of course a child wouldn't know how to respond. What a
huh okay we're getting a lot of m 12
uh-oh wait what was that one picture
Fuck. Can I look at those pictures or no?
That is Moon, Sun, Star Moon, Moon, Sun, Star Moon, Moon.
The engravings are too scratched to see, but the Braille is still visible.
Huh?
I can't tell which button's which.
Am I gonna play as the fucking girl?
What the?
This must be it.
Star, star, moon, sun?
What is happening?
These girls... they look just like...
You're the one that locked her up.
He's alive. He's infected. He's gonna move.
He's gonna grab me.
Okay
This might be one of those line-up angles
I'll take it, two for four?
Not bad, plus a hunting knife.
could have been better could have been better apps a fucking Lutely I can't I
loot whatever this thing is what is that
I think I just blood okay
well shit what should I be crafting here huh how's that knife looking it's
It's looking alright.
You know, I could get some stabs out of that before I scrap it.
Mmm.
I'm going to make one ammo and I'm going to take some more blood here.
go back open that slot
it's white
all they came out of the door you're right the shit's open now
fucking
moran a plus three
and plus one scrap god damn
big stuff
Med Injector equals a full heal for just one herb.
Yeah, I definitely think I want to start doing full heals.
I get it.
You're right, we do that.
Go back to where you found the level three.
Why?
You said open that slot.
Okay.
I'm listening to this one guy in my chat.
What are we talking about here?
Open that slot.
I don't know moving on back to the girl the girl will come back she reads braille cuz
she's blind as fuck
mega blind. What is the best way there?
save the game too actually before I save the game
here's a little inventory management here I guess we put the scrap away
I don't need that right now I also have this connife
let's put the gun ammo
bullshit that can go up top here's my charm that goes there
Nice
Maybe I wear this charm to double charmed up increase knife power and durability
Okay
All right motherfucker
Yeah, see this little girl crawled through here
But then I thought maybe this hole was like it came down and killed that guy
That might have just been something entirely else that killed him. I don't know who the fuck left
Or maybe it literally is me and she's been in here for like 20 years
That wouldn't make sense.
I've always been here.
Do you mind if I come in?
I don't mind.
That's crazy.
Uh, so, um...
Sorry.
Um...
I'm with the police.
Police?
Yes.
I'd like you to come with me.
Why?
I'm Grace.
Jesus Christ.
What's your name?
Emily.
Emily.
You like reading?
Yeah.
Do you think you could read something for me?
Please, I really need your help.
Okay.
Thank you.
I'll take you there.
This is going to take a lot.
There are steps.
How would I carry you I was gonna say this might be the most annoying escort quest I've ever done
What do you want me to
There's some buttons
Can you see them and then push the buttons in this order star star
sure thanks thank you okay
I have to keep it together so we're going all the way down I think I would
Nah. Fuck it.
I think I'm going around the long way right now, but that's okay.
Okay, we go high.
How do I put her down again?
Hey.
Hey, how do I put her down?
In the save room?
I'm on a time limit here.
How to unequip trial, right?
Watch another one spawn, dude.
Alright, do your blind stuff.
Bitch, it's in one...
You read a book? Sun, moon, star.
Stay here with me. You handle this.
I'll uh... handle... that.
I got it.
I'm gonna save big ammo for like the red box Jesus
I
Didn't need the princess no
Wasted
you dead
massive damn let's go grace
I'm not, I'm not wasting my time with that.
Okay, we got a transfusion bag.
Is there any ammo?
Oh, time, cheese.
Oh, I got to check for loot.
Times nine.
Another baggy.
Excellent.
to be more. How on earth would you do this if you walked in here with no ammo? Right? It needs to
be doable with nothing. That is not enough to handle this. Oh, you just had to survive?
oh okay that makes sense then well grip my ammo then again
Oh my god, it's back!
What?!
Help me!
Help!
Help me!
I thought that thing was dead.
So, I mean, same.
TBH.
All right.
This is all my fault.
It is.
You should go home and think about it.
I can't just leave him.
Okay.
No!
bastard
O. Shit
Why are you here?
Is it for me?
Or for her?
We can't talk.
Right.
This villain is sick.
Or we can begin your treatment.
This villain is sick.
Well, we can begin your treatment.
It's on the treatment, I hope.
You want to investigate it, right?
We'll investigate it.
What do you want to know?
Is this where I conduct my research?
Yes.
Our dance is to your disease here.
Yes, you know I do have a question, when is the last time you brush your teeth?
You are an ignorant fool.
Do you believe in human evolution?
I have devoted my life to studying it, while you have devoted your life to failure.
Damn, that was fast, okay. Oh my god!
What the fuck?
Hey, can you hear me?
Sorry, I was a little tied up.
That was crazy.
Did you get asked for?
Oh shit, alright, we're third person now.
God!
Look at that inventory.
Jesus Christ, I could build a whole Tetris in this thing.
Jesus Christ, I could build a whole Tetris in this thing.
I've got a lot of ammo, too.
I've got a lot of ammo, too.
We got papers.
Subject, Thomas K. Jackson, symptoms of regular eating patterns.
After a surgical procedure to suppress the satiated center of the brain, the subject
experience and increase in appetite and weight gain. He began to ingest everything he could
get his hands on, including infusion pumps and pacemakers. Exhibits the same symptoms
as his brother, with a particularly strong fixation on human flesh, must be treated with extreme
caution as he becomes violently agitated if not constantly eating. I guess that's
That's one of the people that I blew up as Grace.
Has to be.
Shotgun shells, hold up.
Wait, where are those?
They're right.
Oh, I gotta move my pizza.
Where are those shotgun shells?
Oh, maybe.
Well, I found his brother.
I think I just have to go over there and start blasting them.
I don't have a shotgun.
Here.
Yes, I do.
Open the next.
What, are you anybody like make him walk through stuff to bring the roof down or something?
What are we doing, Fatty? What's the plan?
No way.
Can he climb? There's no way.
Well, there goes that ladder.
I
Massive face damn
I
Damn, baby
Is he stuck?
I need some ass damage!
Here we go, here we go!
Oh
Jeez
Are we done?
Absolutely
All right Leon, but I'm not on the menu
Getty soup, cool.
Fucking hand grenades?
Holy fuck.
Yes, please.
The one-liners from fucking 2010 are coming back.
They don't work but they do work because it's Leon. Where do I go?
I mean do I that door was read as if I couldn't go through maybe I can open it now
Oh, this is a Leon situation.
I was thinking I had to get a crowbar on Grace, but no.
That means I'm going to go through the whole map as Leon.
Okay, I gotta attach that.
For the security manager, I put a discreta- moved it to a discreet location in the basement.
Alright.
I'll bring that up later.
Did it do anything?
I guess it just gave it, like, better rate of fire or upgraded it.
I thought maybe there'd be, like, a red light or whatever.
Just overall stat increase.
We'll take that.
it's a compensator of course
Wait a second. Damn, I know where I am. I mean, there's nothing for Leon to do. I've already
handled at all. Easy peasy! Well, let's go ahead and break open these warped closets,
and from there, we'll see. We got paper. Hey, ass hat, heard you lost the pantry key
again. Mr. Big Shot Chef made me crawl around the filthy fucking floors to find it. I
I finally found it in the puddle of grease along with the dead rat that's another dog
and gave it back to the chef, you fucking owe me.
Obtained file, back to the chef.
But like...
Wouldn't I have found it as grace or is it spawn in?
Yeah, I already got the pantry key.
So I guess that's basically for people that didn't kill the chef as grace.
Maybe kill him as Leon.
Really?
Interesting.
Okay, big heels.
Um, what else is there?
Okay, there's a warped door right there.
Uh, that was- I couldn't get through there on Grace.
We'll go there last.
That's clearly my goal.
On the bottom floor, I need to go get those two warp closets, so...
It wasn't in here, it's this way.
Leon better be impressed with me.
I feel like I cleared this whole map and did some crazy shit.
A charm for any gun.
You can equip any charm to your weapon deck.
Okay.
Well, let's go ahead and equip that charm, huh?
I want to see the damage decrease.
Hey where'd it go?
How do I un-equip that? Unequip? No?
How the fuck do I take it off?
Press F, I did.
I'm doing that.
Charms?
Remove charm F. Oh, it is off, okay, we're good.
I don't see anything happening to my power.
Here's the power of the gun, it just didn't move.
There's no visible change, it just gives a buff, okay.
That's weird, but alright.
All right, last one.
All right, Med Injector, some ammo.
I think that's just about everything.
So now we go up to here, maybe I just go to those stairs right up inside this room.
You have checkpoints in this game too or what?
Uh, you can save.
Shut the fuck up!
What?
Where do you even find that bomb?
And as the zombie like, just lifts it.
I'm gonna carry this.
And take- what the fuck?
Yeah, randomizer might be interesting.
Burst their heads if you want to survive.
There's a note that says that, okay.
Well, I don't know who the fuck was here, but uh...
They definitely did some work.
Huh?
Wait.
Fuck.
We're in an out-room.
Melee!
Easy.
I hear shit.
space part of Harry my bad I got to use that more I didn't know I could do that
What the hell throw why can't I pick this shit up?
Huh
Oh my god, oh my god
I feel like hunk
Like with how much shit I have just fully ready to go to war
Oh, hello.
I don't really see anything.
Oh, didn't parry shit.
Parry.
I
Pray
Blast it!
What?
That's my cardio for the week.
Good one.
Okay.
I miss anything?
Nah, I think we're good.
Did I miss any vases?
Did I?
Nah, we're chillin' alright, movin' on.
Press E to sharpen your axe.
Shut the fuck up!
I was actually so worried about that. I thought I was like man the one thing that makes me
on leak is this axe isn't gonna last forever but it but it does
But it do
Pretty sure I found Victor's private office.
Nice work.
You could stream it.
Lock it up.
Yes ma'am.
Bingo.
I have the IP address.
Just give me a minute.
And...
I'm in.
Okay, hit me.
I'm in.
Okay.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
Okay, hit me.
What?
Sherry, you're killing me.
I found some information about our illness.
Our symptoms confirm a T-virus infection.
I
Fuck
Did Leon get infected like off-camera or is it in a different game together, right? I don't know that's happening
We got our e4 okay
Grace, how's she gonna do this?
Okay.
Everyone from RE2 is infected?
Okay, well, we'll see.
Get me back on Leon, man!
Oh my god!
Fuck!
I'm coming.
Rescue Emily.
Oh my god, first person.
Staff members, last words.
Everyone is dead.
The plan went to shit.
I'm the only one left in this godforsaken place.
I tried to escape, but what is the point?
I can still see my colleagues being eaten alive.
Like an endless loop playing over and over in my head.
Let it stop, please.
Well, it did stop.
Yeah, we got some chains.
Why is this under the hospital?
I'm not sure what is some type of battery.
Ugh!
Look at this thing just hanging there.
Okay, another battery thing.
How's my inventory looking?
It's fine, I guess. Holy streamer set up.
I think I'm gonna put this wristband away. I don't know if I'm gonna need it.
Increase knife power and durability. We're gonna store that. Definitely keep my requiem.
Honestly, I'm gonna store this shit, too.
I'll use that, whatever. Sure.
The girl is currently occupying the basement we planned to corner her by taking advantage
of the subject's intolerance to light and will place high intensity ultraviolet lamps
throughout the area.
Once this is complete we will begin the operation to eliminate the subject.
Okay, so I'm gonna have to fight that thing and basically burn it like a vampire
Wait, maybe it's a friend
all right i guess we go up here
Fuck.
Talk to me, talk to me.
Nice.
That's crazy.
doll was in the other thingamajig.
Okay, well let's figure this out.
Big scrap game, we take that.
We've got a lever, we've got some other bullshit.
Hold to remove.
Let me look at stuff, hang on.
So collection pool, inspection, is this the whole map?
Kind of, actually yeah.
It looks like there's power distributor joint plug.
Wait, are these like in Africa or something?
Okay, so this is a very large map here.
I mean, do I remove this?
happens if I remove this? I think I'm gonna need to use this to open a door
that's gonna give me another one it's gonna be this annoying process. I didn't
mean to use that misplay I meant to thought I was on rainbow six
There's an empty injector in there.
I don't know how to open these.
Maybe I can later.
Okay, we gotta get to these gray doors.
She's going down to that furnace.
We're gonna go straight.
Big scrap.
Probably make a knife actually
Did I turn scrap into a knife and then turn the knife back into scrap? Is that allowed?
Holy fuck I can easy. Oh
Is it to scrap per knife? Oh
Oh, I think you're right.
Well, RIP.
I need a tool to open this.
Okay.
So in that case, I'm going to want to go to the south end.
Maybe down there.
Fuck, she's going the way I want to go.
Turn some lights on, excellent.
Hopefully there's another power cell in here, I think there might be.
Hello Zombies.
Big Scrap.
Unlocking the cells.
Didn't I get this?
Maybe I don't have this yet actually.
I did, did I?
Six-Five, that was a different one though.
Basement.
Oh wait, maybe this is base.
Is this base?
60, 40, 80?
Maybe it isn't.
I think it is.
40, 80, you're fuckin' right.
Ooh, big.
the
that's eyeball man look
well here's this
But I feel like I need to do something with this first.
Let me go down this tunnel and see where it leads.
Plus one lockpick.
Is she camping?
Huh.
All right, now I gotta get another one, I guess I have to go out the way like this way
Okay?
Okay.
Not so bad.
Blind as fuck, Jesus.
Huh.
This door is locked back here actually, hang on.
Taking the toolbox to the boiler room for repairs.
The quality of blood that we received at downhill.
We've been notified from all the, or from above, the taking immediate action.
Looks like someone during the separation process is to blame, okay.
So I have to go back the way I came.
sure. And then go out, I guess. Not entirely sure what my goal is. Is it on the floor near
the machine. We're talking about the bottle? Is that what y'all are like telling me to
loot? Everyone was calling me blind for not grabbing that? No? Yes? No? Okay. I'm sprinting.
Huh.
So all the power is out.
confused how do i do this
i think what it is
yeah okay the joint plug is over here so i need to somehow open this for cleft
how do but i need a tool of some sort
to unlock it
Maybe I need two power distributors.
How would I get two across?
Am I retarded? Maybe.
Yeah, maybe I power over here
and then unlocks those doors.
I'll try that.
of
Okay, piece of paper.
You can now craft a molotov.
Oh, how do I do that?
Damn, just bought- okay?
Bang! Instantly make it!
Huge value on glass bottles now.
Okay, lock picking.
Okay, we got fat ammo as well.
Excellent.
We're gonna sack the knife because it's pretty much done.
Well, there's just a bunch of loot in here.
Let's try the other rooms.
Need some Prague.
Oh fuck.
Well, there's the toolbox.
How would I get in here
while the power is off?
Oh
Fishing rod true
Take a med injector, bang.
Oh, this looks kinda- Oh, okay, here we go.
So I'm gonna- I get it.
Got it.
All makes sense.
Easy.
Bang, we take that shit.
I don't want to hit these chains, I feel like it kills me.
Okay.
Okay.
Squeezing.
Empty bottle.
Can I make another molly?
No, I need blood.
Ooh, blood.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay, another molly. I need to shortcut these bad boys. Where are my mollies at? Four. Oh,
I don't want this to be one.
There we go, that's good.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Fuck I need this what do I get rid of
I gotta remember that's there
Well, the fucking inventory for this either.
Oh my god.
It's gotta be a knife angle.
Make the knife through the inventory, grab this, and go.
Okay. Well, let's think. Empty injector, I do need to grab that. That's important.
I could craft, uh, I could upgrade my gun even more.
Let's go save.
It's real dark, I could die.
Oh fuck.
Did she come in here?
I thought she like takes the image.
Yeah, she can't come in here, right?
Nice.
I'm done.
I really need to get into that room, right there.
I don't know what to do with this, but I'm not sure what to do with this.
Excellent.
Okay, um, increase later you'll survive fatal damage.
Let's put that away store it fuck you
Let's put the scrap away store that I
Guess I can keep the medical the heels since they stack that's nice
I'm just kind of getting cooked from two guns
Blood collector and my mollies let's put the mollies away no way I use them
keep the mollies all right we'll pull a
requiem away store let's keep the mollies
sure
then I gotta go back and get those lock
picks but save me did I save
the
shit you have to go all the way around for that
uh...
how very annoying
Okay.
All right.
Now I gotta go to that forklift, power that bitch up, meaning I need to go all the way
over there, so put the thing in there, put the thing in there, I get it.
That's one.
Down Zihave, you need the key.
Don't I have a thingy-ma-jiggy though?
Maybe you're right, maybe I'm griefed here
Give me that
Yeah, that doesn't go there. How that is that?
So if this isn't what I do
Bet the key it has to be in one of these rooms. All right, let me pull that back out
I got a lot of zombies I don't have to kill too
Okay
of
This can you move you know that's not fair right
What does this do?
Okay.
Oh, I'm still alive?
We're good.
Why didn't it open anything?
God damn it.
Which one was my save?
Had to be this one, right?
So, what the fuck happened?
How do I get- Okay, maybe that's just where all three of them go.
How do I open these cells?
That, maybe?
Huh.
South near for this?
South of furnace.
get to that without getting the key to this huh okay so that requires three fuck
all of that noise maybe it was in the bunk room I didn't see it
Hmm.
Did I get a note telling me where it is?
No.
Take it to the toolbox.
I got the toolbox.
You gotta insert the three joint plugs and pull the left lever crazy to open the cells.
Okay, it's fine.
Huh.
Furnace left side.
Okay, furnace left side, sure bro.
Alright, I'm in the furnace.
What the fuck?
When did this get here?
But- OH MY GOD!
It's an ideal here.
Try that again.
fuck, where the hell was the safe room?
I walked past it.
okay we try that again now that we triggered that bullshit now we maybe
maybe she's like cc'd for like 20 seconds she's on cd
I don't know, just in case.
where that thing goes. Oh, look at that. Nice. Love that for me.
Okay.
I mean, there has to be a way to do that.
Can I just jump down?
Is the blood safe?
No.
I can't
Oh...
She's gonna bust through that scrap bullshit door
And chase me
I need more blood for a heal.
The smell...
I got a lot of heals.
Before I take this out, let me get a good look at all the stuff.
This is also missing one of those fucking keys.
What the hell even is that?
Oh, forklift key.
Found it.
Okay, so I get it.
I need to turn that on, go around, lower the water levels, and then...
Is there a way up?
Yeah, there is.
Something like that.
Okay hip extension we got a map we got ammo I mean okay what happens if I turn
this shit off let's just see okay the forklift still works so I actually think
I think I just...wait.
Oh, I thought the key stayed inside the forklift.
I think I just go.
Maybe.
How does one lower the water?
It is dangerous to enter the tank after drainage.
Follow fall protection guidelines when crossing.
Turn valve to drain water.
Where's the fucking valve, huh?
Oooooooh.
Oh, I see, okay.
So I think I just...
I just fucking leave this here, and I just go.
I got the forklift key, right? Yeah, all right
It's gonna bust through that door I already know I already know
I got to take both of these out.
double sir I need to get that down asap okay and we just keep smoothing
Excuse me, but um, do your job.
I'm gonna go save the game.
Just to save angle.
Now I can loot or hold a lot more as well.
That's a big deal.
Let's bring Requiem. It's having...
You never know
I can't see her.
Okay, what's the play here, huh?
I got to get to that bed okay I got to follow behind her
Can she go in here?
The answer is no.
Right?
I
Bang, we're in
Okay.
Fuck, I didn't bring my lockpicks.
There's a makeshift knife on the floor over here, too.
Hang on.
Nice.
Craft a lockpick? I don't know if I can.
Cannot.
I mean, I could run all the way back.
Now's probably the time to do it.
It's gonna be the easiest.
With all these lights on and whatnot, everything's plugged in ready to go.
I should do it.
Oh
Thanks wrong way
Where is the
Store the extra knife.
She actually just craft a scrap out of it.
How do I know which knife it's going to get rid of?
Hopefully it does the right one.
All right lock pick rare metal I need more blood I forget that later so what
What does this do?
Huh.
Okay, I get it. Kind of.
So I guess right here I get it.
Okay, well we'll go with this one.
Alright.
Big blood.
They give me the rest of that.
Okay, so now I need to go back, let me loot this.
And I gotta reverse the order.
We're good no problem
That is...
Big knife.
I don't really like the double double body here, you know, I'm looking for a safer
Here we go. Here's an opening
Traffic
Am I right?
Let me suck this out. Let me craft something here. Let's make omega ammo and then let's
get more blood. Let's reload this to five Omega shots. Save the gate. Uh-oh. That can't
be good. Take that. Craft me a Med Injector. I've got four now. Let's save with the Med
injector. Here we go, whatever the fuck.
Whatever the fuck.
Oh please, there should be so many more!
Polymism?
Some of you get it.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, god, okay.
Did I bring the mollies?
Okay, I got all the goods.
Processing shit. No
How long are we processing for what do I got to do?
No, no, no, sir, sir
My friend
Okay, it is time, it is time.
Easy.
What the hell, let's see, let me plan this out, because it's about to get crazy.
So I'm gonna pull this out, I have to climb back down, I go this way, go through, pull
that out, probably gonna have to go through the vents, some bullshit, around, pull that
out, go down to this hallway, bang, bang, bang.
Make sure I get that empty injector, I refuse to play without it.
Okay, here we go.
Fuck, let me save the game first.
I don't want to do the goddamn grinder again.
No going quick speed
Wait
Okay plan is fucked
Can I crouch under them?
Huh.
Huh.
So maybe I need to power this back up?
So this door opens?
I go out this way, but that door is locked now too.
Am I stupid? I'm actually so confused.
Oh, I go through that vent because the power's off
Okay, it doesn't pop up on the map man
Shit. I already know there's gonna be some crazy shit.
Infected.
Hmm.
I'm thinking about how I can do this. It might be another knife angle. No way, I have two
fucking knives. Dude, how much... I have so much inventory, but I want to get the healing
shit in my inventory and then craft another healing med-injector, which I have four of,
Make ammo yeah, I guess I'll do that and I just yeah
The fuck does this do
Wait a second
Nice.
So much blood.
Delicious.
Damn.
I'm all filled up.
Damn. I'm all filled up.
Okay, I need to go to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Okay, I need to go clear some inventory, uh, really bad.
So I can't carry shit right now, and I gotta carry the, uh, batteries.
So let's put away a knife.
Uh, let's put away scrap.
More scrap.
Fuck the charm.
I'll put that heal away.
Alright, good enough.
You need the charm.
There's more scrap over here. I didn't get as well bang
Okay. I do not want to take this one out yet.
Fuck that.
Jesus.
My knife?
okay now we got to kill everything wait hold on my injector not the kid the
injector the injector I swear if she leaves on a cutscene I'll fucking lose
it no we don't got to get out of here yet we can
Oh
Fuck you
I'm getting that goddamn fucking injector
No no no no no no no no no no no ok.
Fuck that.
God.
No!
Dude shut the fuck up.
You can get it? Okay.
Get out of my way!
Oh, fuck yeah, Grace!
Push him back!
Alright, where am I going?
I actually have no idea where I'm going here.
I think the game is telling me where to go. I go this way.
We're good. Thank goodness.
Wait. Huh? I...
Oh
I know why I won't close no shit. I gotta do this again. No way
Oh, it's not that one. It's this one behind me
We're good.
Okay.
Oh
Surprise it didn't just grab the other and pull it down, you know
Oh
House is a dead
Try to move now!
Run! Even though you don't know where you're going!
Wait, is he gonna split in half? Maybe not.
Oh, my leg!
Let's... play!
AHHHHH!
OH FUCK! It's gone! It's fucking gone!
Oh my god, it's not! Oh my god, I actually thought it was fucking gone!
That baited the fuck out of me!
I wouldn't put it past them. I've played as Ethan, I know.
He's fucking glue it back on, but still.
Here, I... I kept this safe for you.
Thank you.
Oh, God.
Let's go.
All right.
Well, we got all three.
I
Do you maybe want to leave with me whoa too far
Okay
That's good save the game bang
do I have that knife charm where the French oh here we go increase knife power and durability
I need that perma equipped it's too strong to not let's get this knife out store this
scrap store that scrap empty injector how much blood do I have 90 I need more
child I need to put you down how do I put the child down put item in storage I
I tried.
You have a 50 bag?
I...
All right.
I guess I'll just use it.
Stabilizer, firepower and stability.
Bang!
Wasted minus 20.
Put the kid on the couch.
That's how you would do it, but it's fine.
Move it on!
Let's go home. It's over.
I don't know.
I don't think there's any loot in here.
Is that a fucking helicopter?
Oh, let's go.
We're out of here.
Surely.
Oh, we are so out of here.
Oh my god, right?
Stay right there. Hey, it's okay. We're not infected. So you're normal?
I uh, I think so
They fuck
Those things still run around
Who are you?
You don't need to worry about me I'm tired
That's your kid
What's this?
Old war wound I can't run away even if I wanted to
Can you fly this?
Sure kid my bastard boss took the key
You know, I could fly us all out of here if you go get it for me.
It's in there.
I'd go myself, but I can't outrun those things, not with this leg.
Are you lying to me?
What?
Have you seen the same shit I've seen?
Look, lady, we're out of options here.
How much longer do you think any of us can survive?
Can I go back to my room now?
It's not safe.
Hey, we can help each other.
I'll protect her.
If you get the key, I'll keep her safe.
I promise.
It's a deal.
Come on.
You know what? He seems sketchy as fuck. But I bet he's gonna sack himself to save the kid at some point. Right when I come back with the key.
Already?
Maybe I'm wrong.
Why are we strapping in? What? This is gonna be a minute.
me there thank you Harry no problem I'll be right back
What kind of shady-ass house is this?
Oh
Okay, lots of heels
It's loot think I did
probably did. Please, just let it be in here. It's not. Your presentation was quite
impressive. While we are pleased to hear that the experiment has progressed to
phase four, it is far from the results that we expect. It has been more than
20 years since the establishment of this care center. We require clear
results. As an added precaution, we have requested the blockade be extended to
2040 it is imperative that we obtain elpis before that deadline okay
huh why can I grab this and only this it has to be something go on here or not
Okay, weird
Interesting
Huh
That looks like a painful syringe.
Well, clearly a door opens somehow.
But I do not know how.
There's a book.
Okay, clear.
I think this shelf is supposed to move.
Saus.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck?
Wait
You go back to that book or no, not the book the auto
Who does this where the fuck does this double Helix shit go huh
Oh, maybe literally right here.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
There it is.
We're dead.
Oh.
That's not what I thought was going to happen.
What the fuck?
Locked from the other side, of course.
Memory transfer.
of these suffers when the drive and experience of our most exceptional leaders is lost. The
ultimate way to preserve such greatness is to transfer those memories to a new vessel.
Just as fruit flies have the potential to pass on certain memories to their offspring
through their genes, so too can the memories of a human donor be passed to a recipient.
The question now is how to harness this incredible potential. The answer lies in
the medium of memory blood. Cells within the blood contain multitudes of information
and including factors tied to memory.
Thus, since the T-virus grants us control
over factors within the blood,
it could be hypothesized that harnessing those same elements
will allow us to transfer memories
from superior individuals.
However, for such procedure to succeed,
the host must be able to withstand the toxicity
of the mutated T-virus strain
while preserving their own intelligence.
Okay, so they wanna like transfer the memories
to people, I don't know.
Okay, let me save the game
Superior individuals like myself
True
What the hell?
Interesting. It's a bunch of supreme individuals, superior.
Supreme gentlemen.
Something is being extracted. Blood of course.
Fuck. I have four heals in my inventory now. It's cooked.
it's too heavy to open I need to be Leon
Somebody blew up right here
Hmm.
Here are the results of the comprehensive blood analysis that you requested.
The genetic info matches the specified data perfectly.
S-S-T-R analysis, match, match, okay, everything's a match.
All right.
It's probably my blood.
Helicopter! Oh, I got him! All right, let's get out of here.
What's gonna happen is I'm gonna get fucking caught, and then it's gonna end,
And then Leon's gonna start and Leon's gonna come down here whoop some ass. How do I go? What what the fuck?
Oh
All Titans have come back positive I can't confirm that she is indeed
The one that we've been searching for.
If all goes as planned,
Alpes will soon be in our hands.
Of course.
First I must initiate the protocol.
I've done it.
I
Done it
Psycho I love that
Oh, I'm running in circles!
I mean, it's up.
Oh, fuck this.
What does this do?
Fuck it, we've all...
Yep, that's the explosions.
Please work.
Shit!
Oh, shit.
Easy.
Wait, Moog?
Wait, Luke?
Anyone? No, Luke.
I mean, where am I going here?
Oh, shit, shit, shit!
Ow!
Okay they're all ascended run
No, Luke.
Hey, friends.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I wanna help!
I wanna help!
Fuck those Chinese game shows.
Or Japanese.
I don't know.
Okay.
Why does this shit keep happening?
Okay.
I'm doing it again.
Oh, shit.
Alright, Harry. Let's go. Please, Harry.
You get it? Yeah.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck did you do? Oh, Grace. Grace, what's happening? It's okay, Emily. I'm here.
It's gonna get a little bumpy.
I'm right next to you.
I'm not, lady. I'm gonna eat you up front.
Oh, it's okay. I'm all right.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Oh, there are so many of them.
Strap it.
Who's there? Look like I'm doing it.
I mean I can even take all of this!
Hold tight, I'm taking off!
Are you okay?
Can I have a hug?
No!
You're okay!
Can I have a hug?
No!
You're okay!
Can I have a hug?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
I
Helibus
Grace, how's she gonna do this? Oh
Shit
Oh
Gorgeous oh, okay
Oh, she's fucked up.
One-half.
Oh.
Shit.
Look, I just can't stay out of trouble.
Shari grace is still here. Why did you shoot me? Yeah
Fountain files on a just computer hold on. It's connected
Get this somehow
There we go. I mean do I just snipe him? I don't know
All right, let's keep moving this way
No. I've got to comfort her.
I think I just snipe him.
Keep moving? Okay, I'll keep moving.
Surely she's fine.
Oh, okay, that does it.
Holy fuck!
Blast it!
Try it!
What the hell?
Oh shit.
Take your time, princess.
Oh shit.
Take your time, princess.
Oh shit.
Oh, my god.
Oh, shit.
Minus one.
One service.
Minus two.
is she using the kid is like wait oh I looked like it
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
She's in.
Alright.
Alright!
Damn!
What?
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
damn excuse me okay sure dog it's coming through
Stay with me.
All right.
Grace.
Neil.
Where is she?
Oh, this is Emily.
Help me. I can't stop the bleeding.
Hey, hey, look at me.
You're gonna be okay.
Neil.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.
You're gonna be okay.
Yeah?
Can't stay here.
That should be the way to the water treatment plant.
It's our way out.
Let's go.
I just don't give up.
Take her out.
Get her safe.
Go! Now!
Oh fuck.
Okay, we got weak points.
What?
Okay, we're gonna have to shoot some weak points.
Ooh, hold on.
I have to send it.
That not work?
gotta get it back though
Is that all of them?
Nice.
Fucking now what?
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Say it, Leon.
Say it.
Say it Leon say it
No one liner
Disappointing
Sorry to bust your bubble
This bitch has no faith in Leon.
running ahead? Geez Louise!
I'm sorry, I knew it, Hans.
I'm so sorry.
Okay, well, we can't use that.
They're french toast even, are we?
Cold hard metal
Well
But take that bag and take that there scrap
That's what I'm gonna do
I'm going to use this here bag.
I'm going to craft some handgun ammo.
Oh wait, I have like 50. I'm good.
There was loot back there.
There was a big transfusion bag and a med injector.
That's true.
It's probably more than that as well.
I'll be alright.
I'll loot it afterwards.
Oh.
But it's got a cooldown.
and I'm waiting on the cooldown here
it's not bad, I'll get 10 seconds CD
roof hatch controls
okay let's just hit this shit fuck it
Okay, so it's clearly a downstairs angle.
Maybe these are the wrong stairs.
Hang on.
Is there another set of stairs?
Surely.
There's a fucking ladder.
Alright.
Shkrupp!
Shaker!
Alright.
I mean really?
this was a misplay bucket molly out
That's fun.
Okay, hold on, hold on, let me look at the map here.
I think I want to go through this way next.
I am hard stuff.
That's- I thought I could go that way.
How do I do this?
Oh, wait, who are you?
No, she just resets to that center point.
Let me let her keep walking. Maybe she, like, moves?
Or maybe I just go this way, fuck.
There. Oh, hold on.
and
I'll just go get this one
up
Ugh, why is it so stiff?
GG, I'm dead.
No, I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead.
They're worse.
Die already!
Whoa!
I gotta go
Easy
No, yeah, I'm sure.
In here maybe?
Bang, but it's gonna fucking come through the door.
I'm ready to Molly so fucking hard.
Yeah, I threw them all in!
God!
Oh, the fuck!
But that's not good.
Fuck, I didn't think of this material.
Can I walk through this now?
Nope.
I'm fine. Big Heels. Second Molly.
So how do I get back up?
Over his ear?
Ah, fuck, I grieved.
Surely I can just climb up, right?
you got that upper body strength okay you don't
i grieved twice
it's a lift yeah i just don't climb right
wait
there's a men injector there
oh my god you're right it is a lift
Wait, no, I didn't grief what-
I did.
I'm gonna get the heal though, I spaced out on that.
I got no money!
Get out of the fucking way!
Come on! Open!
Shoot back!
Follow my shoot!
Excellent!
It's dead.
Oh, finally!
Boo!
We did it.
Can I help you, puppy?
Can I help you puppy?
Oh, wow, we did it.
Look at that.
Oh my gosh.
Hello, puppy.
Hello.
Please be okay.
She's dead.
It's me.
Gigi, took too long. My bad.
How many?
Oh, no.
Wake up. Come on.
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, how many?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30.
Oh, come on, Emily.
One, two, three, four.
Wake up, Emily!
family.
Come on.
3.
Come on.
Come on!
Wait, isn't this a blood loss situation?
Ellie!
I failed you!
Ellie!
Ellie!
Ellie!
Ellie!
Ellie!
It's me. I'm right here.
You okay?
You okay?
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
Wait, what?
No!
Okay, it's going to turn into another one.
Oh, what the fuck?
Holy fuck!
Dude, no?
Do it, I'm done!
No!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! That's Emily!
It's Emily!
I'm sorry.
I mean, I can't, I suck, I can't move.
Do you want me to shoot you, ladies?
I wanted to save her!
You don't understand.
No, I never would have been steeped without her.
This is all my fault! Again!
Look, I get it. Trust me, I get it.
But we're still alive.
We have to keep going.
No.
Okay, kill yourself then. I mean, really.
That's what you're arguing. Kill yourself.
That is infuriating
So obviously the girl that melted in the sun was the other little girl that was in the
prison but got out.
Alpys is within reach, Grace.
I guess that kind of makes sense.
Yeah, she escaped while she was small and then she was big.
Come with you.
We feel lost, but you're not.
You're exactly where you need to be.
The fuck?
Wesker?
Who are you?
Raccoon City.
You're the reason for its destruction, but you're also the key to building a brave new world.
It's like the Suicide Squad Joker of Wesker.
You're the final piece.
Let us show you your true purpose.
Okay.
Is that it?
Is that the whole game?
I
Guess not
Oh
Hey checking in oh, this is the Leon's
Did you find anything on Opus?
Clarence
And I was told to shut down the investigation
What?
Why?
They didn't say
Orders from on high
I don't remember sharing from a few to take a hit for this. I'll just go it alone
We're in this together
Till the end. But yes, I do. I've always been good at working in the shadows. What the fuck?
Just don't do anything too risky. Yeah
Oh the girl that you say from the fucking like gunshot, I think right
No, I'm gonna find grace
Bro, what? Oh my god, I'm in Raccoon City!
The nuke!
All the roads gone, I have to find another way around.
Alright, I'll leave that to you.
I think I found a clue as to where they might be.
Some coordinates on Victor's computer.
Got it, thanks.
Right in the center of Raccoon City.
Alright. She's the girl that Claire takes with her. Her name is Sherry Birkin. Her dad
is the other monster that you fight besides Mr. X. Okay, I think I- I don't know, it's
been a long time. I mean to me it's like in every Resident Evil game the kid is just
the kid I don't fucking remember their names
shoot the car
well I'm actually kinda low on ammo hold on
Okay, I guess it all carried over, alright.
Is it brand armor?
It's like time stopped here.
If not for umbrella, it could have just been a normal city.
Yeah.
It needs-
It's not a lot of action memories.
A key to unlock it.
Alright.
Big Scrap.
Oh no, we got loot here.
Shotgun shells.
Oh
Nice
Wow
Shut the fuck up Leon
Oh fuck.
Dude.
Okay!
Oh fuck me.
I
Holy fuck!
Oh hey, there's a door over here. Hold on, pause!
Run fuck this
Well, hold on sneaky sneaky
Oh shut the f**k up.
Yeah, okay f**k the ammo, that's a melee door angle.
Oh
Oh Leon?
Oh I'm going to do one, alright.
I guess I got a stretch.
Wow, not bad.
I guess I did a switch.
Wow, not bad.
I'm trying to get that.
Oh
Sure, I'll take that
I
Haven't you had enough
I got you I fucked up so he still took the hit
Thank goodness gunpowder
I'm back. I gotta carry it.
Fuck.
Surprise I'm not dead here.
Okay.
Fun okay.
Well, I feel like I wasted an omega amount of ammo there.
Not ideal.
definitely suck ass on that one.
Two kind of crafting, we got shotgun shells.
Okay, so instead of blood, I used the powder.
Hand grenade.
I need more power to make that.
Stacked hand grenade?
OK, so double the power.
Interesting.
I think I do hand grenades.
I feel like the AOE potential is just absurd.
Fucking no loot.
Okay, sure. I beat the barricade. Looks like someone else was here first, and they were
planning on busting their way in. No way around?
Sherry, how- Oh.
The Army Corps of Engineers are directed to seal the city. It goes on for miles.
I guess the only way in is through then.
Examine the gate.
The detonator is missing.
Alright, well, let's see the map.
What, wait, wait, what? What is this, Azeroth?
Well, fucking Outlands? What is going on?
Jesus Christ. You'll grab a drink.
Crazy.
Ugh!
I'm back.
C'mon.
Random Space Cat.
I wish I was hot, and then all the hot ladies loved me.
But I'm just a sad meow meow that nobody cares about.
Well, if you don't refer to yourself as a meow meow,
it could help for chances.
Come here dog.
Up.
Hello?
Who's the cutie?
You are.
Get out of here.
You don't want the fucking food, I know you do.
Hello, Pepper.
Hello, good boy.
Okay, let's focus up, lock in.
Two hours, bro. Yeah, I'm cooked
So I'm guessing I just got to go to well that door
Hey
Cheese
Huh, this doesn't seem to open.
Can I... no?
Okay, so if that's off the limits... oh, hang on ammo.
What's that?
Plus 10.
So if I can't go there, I guess I just go this way.
Check this tent.
Search the camp.
All right.
No power.
Orders from the Engineer Corps.
The detonator requires three parts, the signal receiver, which is East Point, the distributor,
and the relay.
Retreat immediately if you don't have much time.
All right.
Well, they're marked on my map now, so that's nice.
Who's BSAA?
Who's BSAA?
Sure, there's an old BSAA camp here.
This is trashed.
Looks like they left in a hurry.
What were the BSAA doing in Raccoon City?
Oh, is that Chris?
Okay.
Interesting.
What is it?
The computer's not locked.
They were also headed to the center of Racoon City.
Interesting too. That reminds me, I dug a little deeper in the Pentagon's database and I noticed something's missing.
What's that?
There's no record of anyone ordering the missile strike on Racoon City.
Well, it's not them then who?
We aren't sure it'd be a lot of them.
It looks like a campaign to make the DSO stand down really didn't work, you know.
I'll leave this matter to you, Thaddy.
Oh, let's go ahead and save my game here.
Tactical tracker, device that records combat data.
Okay.
Logs your combat data.
The more enemies you dispatch, the more credits you earn.
Credits can be used to purchase items.
Okay.
I'm logging.
What is this?
Okay, very nice. Very nice.
Wait, I need to go down there, actually.
I need a key, alright. So I can't get that yet.
So what's the French term? Oh wait, hold on.
Does this open? No, okay.
Take it? I can't.
Okay, here's the bomb.
I came from those stairs on my right.
Blind?
How so? What?
Missed button.
What are we talking about here? What?
That? Oh, also this?
Okay
You're right. I should check the camps some more. Are you? Okay, fine
I mean, what the fuck else do you want me to get before I move on?
I
See this I can't afford shit
I just didn't hear how to open the store.
Okay, small gunpowder, we go to crafting.
Just herb? No, pass.
Fuck it. I saved that powder.
Strange. Where are all the bodies?
True.
Oh, fuck me.
Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna try and AOE this.
Well, maybe not this guy.
Jesus Christ!
Oh, fuck, I missed that.
Good double.
to
the
death
of
death
of
Damn! Ducked it!
That was chills for sure.
Big scrap.
Well, I got a lot of currency there. I don't know how much, but I felt like a lot.
Okay, my health is okay, crafting.
Honestly, I think it's a handgun ammo angle.
His handgun is actually so strong.
Go for the legs and then axe them.
Probably a good idea.
How nearly is cinematic though?
How do you sharpen your axe again?
B?
B?
I
I mean
I'm a survivor
I tried to lay track I don't like it
Oh hell
Okay, unfortunate.
You gonna make me do the entire fight again?
Alright, let's be more efficient this time, maybe, I don't know, that's crazy.
Hold on, wait!
Gigabrain!
Omega Shrek!
Did I get any there?
Hmm
Oh
What the fuck
I was playing it slower than we could do that
Son of a bitch
All right, let's try this again
It works.
I'm gonna double up on the handgun ammo.
It's just so goddamn good.
50 shots, I feel good with that.
And then, can I make a better heal?
Not really.
I'll just make a super heal screw it.
I wish I could do the thing you do with Grace.
It's OP as fuck.
I mean, where are they?
My friend.
Noice.
Any loot that I missed, nah I'm good.
Oh you're so pretty.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Cedar Book apartment keys?
Bad news, Sherry.
This place is overrun with zombies.
What?
That's impossible.
They should have all been wiped out by the missile.
Yeah, they should have.
Hmm.
interesting. Faded Viki is leveling. It's leveling a character in a while. In the meantime,
I'm trying to beat Resident Evil and then tomorrow we're going to try and do our mythics.
So, it's a late night.
Get some fuel.
two more parts and I can gerry-rate the detonator for that gate
can you see anymore from your position check your surroundings I mean what oh
Oh this
Another bsa a cam. I should have a signal receiver
Okay, I'm looking for red lights
Ah
Relays over there, huh? That should be a fun trip
Hey zombie
What the fuck's the last one got that one
Really
Dude, what?
I've already gotten that one.
I swear, I'm not trolling.
Where the fuck is this thing?
It's giving you hints, is it?
What?
How the fuck is that supposed to stand out?
What hints are we talking about?
If there was some shit on like the border of my screen, I don't- my bad.
I wasn't looking for that.
I was just looking for red dots.
Okay, we'll have the building gate.
Let me check out my store.
18 kills, 9,000?
9,000 credits.
Okay, I can up the shotgun and also up my body armor.
That might be the best for me.
Upgrade the size of your...
No, fuck that.
I mean, it's gotta be a...
It has durability.
I thought it would just...
Can be repaired at the supply box, though.
How much does it cost to repair it?
This seems bad.
It's literally just less damn.
I'm confused.
How do I look at my shit?
oh wait this is more damn I think so my shit is the yellow bars the new shit is
the line so it's showing how much it would upgrade the pistol gains a pretty
good amount of power. R. Oh, I think I see. Maybe the top down bar is the damage it would
be with all my upgrades and stuff. So the shotgun definitely gains a lot of power. Loses everything
else though. Classic 70 loses a lot. So the pistol would just gain stability or no it gains
rate of fire and reload speed? Am I crazy? I gain stability and precision. Oh, the shotgun
I lose power. So I was reading it completely wrong. I don't think I give a fuck about these.
Still wrong.
Am I?
Okay, these are all my owned weapons.
I own an alligator snapper.
weapons alligator snapper right okay so the silencer nine all it gains it's a
pistol is stability and precision stays the same everywhere else I said that
and people said I was wrong
So I- oh, why is it doing it- oh, here we go.
Okay, this shotgun is disgusting.
990TAC.
I see how it works.
Alright, we buy it.
Oh no, look at this actually. This is a...
Okay, this submachine gun has to be horrible.
We buy the shotgun.
Machine guns are solid for messing legs up quick. I could see that.
Well, let me get- where do I get to a chest here? Supply box?
I mean, can I use a supply box here or...?
Well, I can sell my old shotgun.
That's 5,000 nice that was the sniper
I'm gonna buy the new Sniper.
Okay.
I am struggling on this store.
It is not clicking with me whatsoever.
How the hell do I fucking, like, change my loadout and put things in my storage?
Can I not do that?
I need to get some more kills and I'll buy the pistol you can upgrade your case I see
Alright, I'm just gonna save and move on then and then register shortcut, pistol, register
shortcut.
I want that there, I want the pistol on one, I like the shotgun on two, big revolver,
Five, grenade on four. Kind of awkward, but I think I like it like that.
Let's go.
I got what's down there.
Sell your handgun and buy the new one.
God fucking dammit, you're right.
You're actually right, I can do that.
Would I get my ammo back in the mag?
Like would I get my charm off and stuff?
I'm gonna assume I do.
Let me see if I can, so I have 44 shots, I don't know, 45.
So let's sell the alligator snapper, is that enough, barely, perfect, bang, and if I buy
the silencer nine bang where's my charm
on a sewer charm equipped excellent I got to keep my ammo to we're good
All right, let's go.
Sorry, my bad, I'm fucking fried.
I can't manage menus.
Save.
I just won't die.
It looks like it'll break with a good shot.
Hello!
of
all right hang on
Any lockers not openable?
These are.
That's water.
I'm not a fan of that.
Sewage facility.
Isn't that where the that giant crocodile?
Okay, there's a way down there.
I can tell because the yellow paint.
All right, I need to get a crank
Typical
Okay
Hmm.
That doesn't look right.
I can't go that way.
Do I just drop down?
Yup.
A valve hand wheel can be slotted here.
Of course it can.
Two little A.O.E. pull.
No problem.
Oh, fuck, okay. I gotta get him away from these fuckers.
Okay.
Okay.
fuck i messed up! is this a grenade angle?
It's definitely a fucking big gun angle.
Line them up!
Line them up!
Oh!
Oh!
of
the
death of
death
of
death
of
death
I
Made that I know I did
Really
I can't read that.
Fuck it.
There's the tracking module, we love that.
I was thinking about trying to close this door on him. How would that have worked?
No. It doesn't close it, it just opens it more. Goddamn it.
I know I opened that path over there, but let me just see.
Oh my god, there was a whole fucking battlefield up here I could have utilized.
place. Well let's go ahead and make some herbs. We got double two herbs. Actually I
I could probably make another.
Big crafting.
What's this?
Battery.
Sounds important.
Missed the secret loot door.
Was that a secret?
That seemed like the correct way I'm supposed to go, but...
Maybe you're right.
Can I jump down please?
No?
Alright.
Ah, you're fucking right.
This is actually a pre-secret.
That was it.
Alright.
Plus six.
Well, I still don't have a fucking- I guess I have the-
There's a tactical tracker.
Stributer battery.
The battery has to be the thing I use, surely.
I still need that crank.
It looks like a battery goes right here.
I
Fuck you I need another
Nothing happened, fuck, he knows, I missed, I missed, I missed again, I got hit, I got
I gotta do something.
Hang on.
Fuck.
I'm sure the battery.
Bitch, I'm not using that.
of
of
death of
death of
death of
death of
Where the fuck is the battery?
I mean, this is the god damn end, no it's not, yep, no it's not, that didn't work.
I swear to God.
of
death
of
death of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Give me that fucking battery.
Oh hell, it makes me get a goddamn submachine gun.
Fine.
Uh, let's bind this to...
I mean, I guess it's gotta be a four angle.
Grenades can be six.
of
everything for money here
Holy fuck
he has no idea what's going on 20,000 points
I
Check that that's gotta be most of it
That's a thing right surely
That's it out of here.
In order to get out of here, I have to do...
Fuck, how the hell do I get out of here?
Yikes.
Yikes.
Yikes.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Jesus.
No ladder? Well I mean I see the ladder but how do I, see how I don't know how I get
to it?
But I think I just keep walking and it won't just happen.
Maybe not.
How the fuck?
I'm gonna be around this way maybe no
How do I do this it feels like there's just a fucking wall how do you read maps
how do you fucking read this map oh wait
Now I think I'm lost again.
Am I not? Is this not the ladder I want to go to?
I think- oh my god.
That's why.
I was trying to get to a location I'm not supposed to go to. That's the way you get in, but you don't go out the same way you came in.
There's a new ladder over here.
I'm so fucking dumb.
God damn it. And then I go up from the-
of
death
of
death
of
All right. Now the battery goes in here. This opens. Then I gotta get the fuse or whatever.
The crank.
I thought I would get the crank, but now I'm moving on to the next thing.
We'll see.
You're alive?
th
Oh god.
Alright, let's go to the gas station over here.
Are you?
Really?
He's gotta almost be dead
Locked.
Ladder?
No, farther over.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
of
the
of
the
of
Oh, shit.
Encounter three infected and eliminated them.
That's correct, sir. Do we proceed?
So the rumors are true?
What rumors?
The missile isn't just about stopping the spread.
Don't be ridiculous.
Affirmative. Listen up.
Our objective hasn't changed.
The one day rule at the advanced party and center of Rackham City
then hit the park.
Our mission?
Our mission is to retrieve Elpis. Move out!
Madgeo! Madgeo!
What the fuck?
Jesus, fuck!
Fuck!
Where is he?
I'm fucking blind here!
I got him!
I'm fucking blind!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
Get him!
What is happening?
Holy shit!
Okay.
Heh.
I
can't believe she's going with him.
This makes no sense. She is retarded.
I'm almost out of handgun ammo here.
I've been spinning it like candy.
Inventory list. Container 3 sniper rifles. Container 4 sniper rifle attachments.
Container 2 motorcycle and a repair kit.
Alright, well we gotta find these containers.
Damn, they brought in the big guns.
Oh my god.
Should I make a stacked hand grenade?
I feel like I do.
Let's try that shit out.
Where is it?
Oh.
I've sent some footage away, sherry.
What the hell?
The guy again.
The guy at the end, lights up. Can you find anything on him?
Yeah, hold on.
The database is coming up empty.
So there are ghostly balls of helpers, too.
My fault! My fault!
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
Oh, hey, here's a crank.
Take the crank.
Take the crank, please.
Thank God.
All right, well now I've got options, so let's clear out the gas stations since I'm right
here.
I also need to go to the fucking store, but I don't think there's any quick way to get
back to the store, is there?
is is there I need to go this way maybe
there's like a shortcut I can open to get
back across this whole area was this do
I should have known that I could do
do that my bad
The motorcycle and shit still just need to get through that gate.
big a repair kit okay so if I were to buy body armor that would repair it I
guess all right the other store
I have a lot of points.
Body armor level 2.
Case upgrade.
Oof.
You need ammo.
low you're right but I should probably get the case upgrade that's definitely a
thing what's my ammo looking like
1915
upgrade that weapon which weapon
500 per and that gives me 10 shots wait I can barely buy any I can only buy one
one sack of 10 and that's it.
Ugh!
Shotgun and pistol upgrade?
I've already bought the new pistol and new whatever.
What are you talking about?
Damage upgrade.
There isn't one.
Is there?
Oh shit, you're right.
Okay, tune up big
Power upgrade power upgrade again, you're fucking right
of
the
of
Let's go east. We have that crank now.
of
red dot site
I
Can you fucking don't
So where's my body armor?
How do I see the status of that?
The outside ring of your HP.
That red
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about this first person aiming down the site bullshit
Options
Camera
I mean Leon is third person when aiming camera invert no
How do you do this?
Dot site.
What do I see dot site?
Go to equipment and turn off the site.
Inventory and click gun.
Alright, so it's an inventory.
Click the gun.
Site slash scope dot site.
site hold on
was that it?
so it's off now
nice okay
Another stacked hand grenade, yes please.
What the fuck is that ladder?
Read chat.
You're losing the bonus now.
You should disable it in settings.
Oh.
Okay, so back to settings again.
Where the fuck?
Win aiming reticle display dot display.
Oh, it can't be it.
Scope.CenterColor.
First tab.
Oh, there we go.
Well, shit, this feels like a dead end. What the hell do I even get out of here?
Oh, here we go.
Container.
Pretty sure I already got this container.
Maybe not. Let me check it.
Aha!
I did not get this one.
are we alive in here yes we are
oh my god
A semi-automatic marksman rifle, the damage per shot is limited, but it boasts a high rate
of fire and fast reloads.
That cannot be good.
It's less power, but it is like a thousand times faster.
Yeah, it might be better.
This also has a lot more attachment slots, I don't know.
Let's do a little auto-sort.
Yikes.
Okay, we'll move that there.
Oh yeah, we got the gun.
I mean shit, I either sell it or I keep it, man.
Because yeah, that my inventory is cooked now.
Let's see it hold on register shortcut
Hmm
Hmm
Remove the scope, take it off.
Oh, see, you may like use the gun kind of like this.
I mean, at that point, how much damage compared to the pistol?
I mean, at that point, it's just using a pistol, right?
I don't know, is it pop heads?
Doesn't the other one also pop heads and it's way more efficient?
I mean, it's good, it just seems... I don't know.
It's not upgraded either.
Alright, fine.
Alright, swapping it out.
Let's go ahead and sell the old one.
The classic 70.
Are we sure?
Goodbye. Now I have been sold.
Uh, Mark's man.
Increases firepower.
Buy that minus 8,000 fucking enhance it again big power. Holy fuck that precision
I mean that's what the scope equipped though, and I don't want the scope on
No, let's keep it on the pistol
I guess I'll keep the submachine gun right just so I have the ammo for it gotta use it
on something. I'll bind that to five and then I'll bind my omega pistol to four.
sharpened cost 800 to repair my armor that's so troll
I'll get...
Alright, well, where's my heading?
I can go east or I can go west?
I'm thinking east.
The signal receiver.
Wait, didn't I already go in here?
not. That's the wrong place. Whoops. Damn, I've already, where the fuck is this goddamn
signal receiver.
Maybe there's that crank that was farther down.
I open that door and then this just takes me some other bullshit right how did I get
up to that like battleground area yeah I'm in the wrong fucking area again
God damn it.
I think it was the apartments, yeah.
You may need gas, but fuck do I get gas?
God damn it.
Oh hello.
Fragile.
one grenade you ran past the gas station like seven times yeah that is where I'd
get gas I don't go that way
I'm going to fucking lose it.
This is not how I get to where I was trying to get to.
Oh my fucking god, I'm so lost and confused.
I'm going gas station.
This is locked.
Let's see that chest.
Okay.
Which side do I want to fall down on?
I don't want to get that chest, I'm gonna have to fall on this side.
I'm in.
and
Hey we like that
and if that was lucky or if that's just how it goes
Oh fuck me.
It's got to be some loot in here.
Hey, maybe not.
I tried to fill it up, hello.
won't run without force so you is that not a gas like canister oh the gas can
is empty so this won't open yeah
Fuck!
Okay, fuel's up north.
Let me guess.
You're the town lumberjack.
Big damn.
Fuck.
I feel like this whole hell of a...
Whoa, what the hell?
See, I have like an arm- oh, I'm on fire.
It's not fucking armored?
Fuck that.
Oh, get away from me.
Oh, get away from me.
Ow!
Excellent.
Yeah, the sniper was a good call.
The shit is disgusting.
Then again, I feel like the other Cypher could have done it just as well
This legendary chainsaw fight you missed the chainsaw duel could I have chainsawed him?
shit my bad I didn't figure that would work I'm not going to go and melee to that shit
All right, well I got fuel so let's go to the thingamajig
so that's done go to the other gas-powered generator
of
death
of
death
of
death
All my points... plus 500?
Was it worth it?
And it's what, three, or two sniper shots?
That's painful.
That's a lot of loot.
Get to crafting here.
We can do Omega heal.
I can craft more rifle ammo, which honestly, I like that.
Alright, maybe some stealth kills here, save ammo.
If he turns around, ever.
I don't think he turns around.
Fuck me!
Oh!
My fucking face!
Ow!
Ow! I keep forgetting they can do that!
Alright, going down.
Skrrt!
I am in the sewers I'm gonna go back this way and see if there's hidden loot
There's a door
Maybe this isn't
Huh check the truck I
Know there is a sniper attachment that I might miss. Oh look at this
Let me go up a floor. Let me see
Incomplete bomb I mean where's the fucking van
And gonna ammo I missed I
Still got to go get the relay. I still forget the suit. It's just later missed truck where you jump down
Okay
I'm not this.
Oh, it's not a van.
It's just a random truck, okay.
Okay, that's fucking whatever. Moving on.
I
All right, hold on
Fuck it
I got a huge hit somewhere
I
Shit Oh Perfect
That is some submachine gun value.
It's definitely good for the Spuders.
i tried to assassinate
Okay, I can go through that.
I don't know if I want to, because I got this way to check, and I got over there to check.
Okay, I've been there.
Fucking... son of a bitch.
I mean which way to go north or south I'm gonna go north
there's no way these guys don't get up later
Ooh, wait, there's a container over here.
This is container number four.
It should have that sniper attachment, right?
Oh shit.
Holy!
Yikes.
Okay, I got a BSAA emblem charm. So how does- what does that do?
What the fuck is it?
Top right.
Oh, it's already equipped.
Increases firepower only when the scope is not equipped.
Wow.
It's busted.
Is it not a chat, like turned on?
Now it is.
Excellent.
I feel like I've been here before.
I'm just completely lost.
Not this room.
Plus scrap.
I can't hit it.
Weird.
these two rooms have nothing going on in them. So I guess I go back the way I came?
Can't go over there. Or no, I go over here, man. Dude, so confused.
What's the point of breaking the raccoons?
I don't fucking know and yes, I am a yellow paint gamer.
Hey, that's my fucking car!
I'm back where I started! Son of a-
the
back down into the sewers
of
Alright, there was another door just like this.
I know how to get to it.
now
now
okay
no shit
hold on what they what is the is this open oh okay well here's the bomb I need
a lot more parts I am not done
still don't know how to get that signal receiver dude I am so cooked how do I get to that should
Go to the shop? Yeah, I guess I'll repair my body armor, but, like...
You have to go to the roof of the apartments.
Alright.
I'm gonna try and go to the roof of the fuckin' apartment.
There is an elevator here.
That looks good.
Let's do that.
But lemme...
Lemme buy first.
Big money.
Prepare.
Fuckin' buy a med-injector.
Buy the shotgun shells, buy the rifle ammo, I mean, why the fuck not?
Do I upgrade the body armor?
Fuck it.
Oh yeah, upgrade the weapons too.
Goddamn, I forgot about it.
here. My silencer or.
Hey, pistols maxed out. The marksman.
I don't want a scope equipped, otherwise it fucks over my other things, so fuck that.
Hatchet?
Sure.
Fuck, I should have upped your durability.
Whatever.
Moving on.
Exit 300 bits, wind press.
This doesn't take me to the roof of the apartments, does it?
No, it absolutely does not.
Okay, going back down then.
Like, that's where I need to get to.
Up there.
And I've gone to the apartments, but it takes me under fucking ground.
You could use the crank up there?
Oh my god, you're right.
Fuck, I'm going back up.
Wait, I'm ziplining.
What?
Fuck it, we ball.
All right, I can use that yes, I can come on Leon do it
I knew it.
Okay.
Okay.
Sooooooo....
It's just...just a fucked-on elute.
No, ohhhh, maybe not.
Okay, hold on.
This is taking me where I need to go.
This is big.
This is big.
of
of
of
of
of
of
This is a little awkward
Hmm
I mean oh hold on
I'm going to stand...
Okay, one of these elevators is gonna get dropped down, I'm gonna have to dodge it.
Oh fuck.
Big dodge. I'm too quick.
Glass surfaces are incredibly fragile and require extra caution, however, shooting the
glass out from under the enemy will cause them to fall through.
Well, this is fun.
Alright.
The vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom
You know, I didn't think I was that attached to him
That's the wrong gun decimated that wooden plank
I don't think I'm going to get more than two.
That's crazy. That's crazy. Oh god.
I think you have something I need.
Oh fuck, that's not... that's a grenade.
I thought it was like, main story campaign loop.
You son of a bitch.
Oh man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.
All right, but where do I go now?
I'm gonna find a way up.
Okay, thank you, Leon.
Loot?
Fucking what loot?
Come from there.
Am I blind?
Chamberbrain?
Oh.
Oh, wait a second.
I think I see, I see, I see, I see, I see, I stand on this shit, and then you...
Can I push this thing?
Or- oooooooh!
Oooooooh!
That works. Okay, I got it.
Son of a bitch.
Okay, give me a fucking don't for a bit.
Shit.
God damn it.
Fuck it. That was awful. Body armor is gone, but it did do its best.
Reloading all the goodies.
I'm sure you're gonna be able to do that.
Let's find those denator parts.
Indeed.
Holy shit, I am granated up.
Let's honestly upgrade them.
Let's do three stacked grenades into another quad-stack grenade, big machine gun or a range
ammo.
Let's mix the herbs.
I think it's related.
Ooh.
That's all I've got.
There's been an increase in government surveillance.
Looks like my fan base is growing.
Wow.
Some things never change.
Watch your back.
I'll contact you again soon.
That slanted building has to be the sickest level
design I've ever seen.
It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Let's go ahead and repair that body armor, that's a good idea.
Well, now I'm up here. There's a ladder.
Yeah, alright. Cedar Book Apartments. Gotta get to the roof. That's the last thing.
But what does this want me to see
of
five
five
five
five
five
Oh, okay.
Alright, we're gonna have to combo this guy.
all right we're gonna have to combo this guy number one well actually it's
Let's go, man.
I had two more lined up for after, but...
That works.
I mean...
Oh!
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
like what do I do with that is that like a shortcut or because I know I'm
supposed to go down there but maybe this unlock something new
absolutely not fuck all that noise
There's a ladder on the box.
Yeah, to climb back up, sure.
The other side?
kind of not that interested in like fully looting the maps anymore because I feel like
I'm just so... fine.
It's enhanced the shotgun, a little more damage.
Increased ammo capture.
Fuck it, do it again.
Uh... stability, alright.
I'm playing modern. I don't know what classic is in this game. Hold on.
This is backtracking.
Plastic is fucked.
1994 controls
of
the
I just don't want to push up.
Yikes.
Oh
Oh
Shit
Did I high frame that?
of
of
the
death
of
death
of
Chainsaw, I don't need it.
Alright, that's both sides.
Hopefully this one still works.
Hopefully.
Hello?
No what?
Shut the fuck up!
You'll have to take the next one.
Yikes!
of
death
of
death
of
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
death
What what
of
death
of
death
of
of
to
react
or reach the ground using the something something
achievement
All right.
One last thing to get.
And again, it is at the top of these apartments, and I cannot for the life of me
figure out how to do it because I'm stupid.
There it is. Or.
That one, that's the one I got to get to.
It's where the soldier's bodies are.
I remember what you're talking about and I don't know how to get there.
Or actually no, maybe, maybe I do know how.
Let me buy or spin, upgrade, blah blah blah.
Okay, body armor repair of course.
uh... i think this gun is just about maxed out
i'll get by that one not
and that one not
k pistols chilling
extra stability sure on the shotgun
that's a charm
why is upgrade the submachine gun like
i'll be honest i'm kinda i'm not minding it maybe i buy the new sub machine
because it uses its own ammo.
But which one is better?
The new one?
Interesting.
So we buy this tree, Revo, whatever the fuck, alright, we buy that, um, and then we
sell the gal. And then, let's see.
Yes, and maybe ask, but shooting fast. I mean, again, it's the only one that uses that type
of ammo. You might as well, you know, gain that.
All right, save up.
And then where's the new?
Organize...
Sharpen.
Okay.
So where the bodies are of the, like,
Like, B, A dudes or whatever, right?
Also, I see a loot thingamajig.
Look at that!
Ooh, a piece of candy.
A stacked hand grenade.
How many of these?
I have five of these.
I actually...
Can I combine these into a nuke?
It's crazy.
Oh, here's where all those guys died, and I guess I just walk in?
Oh, and then there's the fucking stairs? Okay, I think we're good.
I think we're good. Holy shit.
That's not good.
Relax.
here's the crank we can shoot the name you know that actually makes a lot of sense
I know the roof is over there, but I want to see if there's some loot.
Oh
What
I don't know what you're doing, but that needs to cease!
Get that for later.
Is there a zombie calling in drone strikes?
Who do I go?
Oh, hello.
Hey, Trevor?
God.
Of course there's another one.
I hate Q.
I just got Wombo combo. That is absurd.
of
death
of
death
of
death
of
I
This is music
My rules?
My safe here?
Help!
That hurt me, I think.
Problem.
Problem.
Sir, please.
I
Alright, let's take this guy down slow.
Jackass.
Oh, I think they're dead.
Nope. I'm checking for loot but I think that's it. Solid. Didn't expect them to have artillery.
That's interesting.
Wait.
Big money back here.
Or...
There it is.
3,000, nice.
piece of paper
go grab a repair kit from container 2 in the central camp the signal receiver
got all beat up during the transport and we need to fix it
oh I already did that so
combine
repair kit combine
boom
now what is the fastest way down
Jump? I would get down the fastest. You're so right.
I guess I could use a mortar.
I'm sorry. I'm going to go mortar. But how do I get to the mortar?
Let's go to this one.
Okay, that's not ideal.
Okay, that's not ideal.
Are they all dead?
Okay.
I don't care, I don't care.
Is that a grenade?
Oh, hang on, I care.
I don't care I don't care is that a grenade I can hang on I care
It's floating it's gunpowder
I also shot that package all the way to the floor. I gotta make sure I go loot it
We missed it, did I?
Shit.
Oh, there it is.
5,000 gold?
Okay, some money
All right map is cleared. I think I got mostly air thing
So now I just run west
They try grab that handgun ammo to maybe save the game
How far into the game?
I'm about like 10% through, I think.
Let me go save.
And spend.
All right, I didn't repair my body armor, did I?
Oh my god, my axe too, shit.
Too late.
Already swiped.
What does this button do?
I feel like I haven't hit this, no I haven't, and I've been in there too, alright.
Lucky Leon Huffler found a bike.
It should make up for lost time.
Great.
Okay, very good.
But I'm playing? Oh!
All right, should make it there in no time.
Just a few... Puddles.
Cheese!
Let's see.
Uh oh.
The stage keeps getting burned by her.
Ow!
I'm not sure if you have more training now.
So much for the directory.
SICK!
Convenient? I'm reloading.
Oh fuck I'm reloading.
Oh shit
Seriously
I don't give up that easy am I gonna drive up the building I am
Make sense
I can be whatever Leon wants.
Shut the fuck up!
I mean...
I
I'm in enough of you
Come on Leon do something crazy
No!
Should have won it all, but...
I'd love to be in the room where they're like making the game so what should we do it's
raccoon city you know we're gonna go back it's gonna be all nuclear what should we
I'm like dude let's have a fucking drive up a building and go off of it like a fucking ramp
You should be close to the coordinates
Yeah looks like it
I'll take a look around then.
Search for grace.
Hmm.
Let's see what's over here really quick.
You can see what's over here really quick.
Okay.
Scenic route.
Oh shit.
Okay.
I think I actually remember this map.
I shouldn't get lost.
If it's the same layout.
It's all human.
Yeah, and there's the... yep. Yeah, that's where he gets fucked. Okay.
Okay, we need a tool to open that.
Cherryman R.P.D.
It's been a while since you've been back there.
Yeah.
Looks like the base of the Asset-of HQ here.
Abandoned?
Not sure.
That's still here.
wait
she's volunteering to be there sure they found grace at rpd yeah exactly someone's been expecting us
They're locked on our location. Better than no.
Copy that.
Alright.
From our survey of...this is the RPD perimeter report.
We've pinpointed some locations that still have viable resources.
The Armory has leftover supplies, gun shop out back, a working shotgun and ammo.
Parking garage. Oh my god, is it the whole map even the parking garage?
Oh boy
Should cosplay as Leon and get XQC is grace I think that would work we could that we could we could sell that
That was a weird puzzle.
It was.
Okay, one of these doors needs to open.
I'm not sure which one it's going to be.
Okay, I guess not there.
Ooh.
I do see that door, but I don't think I can get to that.
What is going on?
Oh.
Yup, the desks.
There's the goddamn puzzles.
Need a key to open this.
We're turning the station into a temporary shelter due to sudden massive outbreak.
There is another clash on the west side of the station where 1pm 12 people died.
Alright.
Hmm.
Yeah, I can't go through the heart door.
I'm gonna work hello
Where do I go?
do I... no I don't go through those windows.
door doesn't open. Ah, son of a bitch. Oh, Jesus.
I don't know if I want to go that way, let me make sure it's blocked off.
before I commit to that ladder. It's cooked.
Oh, the library?
Yep.
Not sure which area to check first, I'm going here.
This is the armory, right?
Yeah.
Here.
Two kids have fun solving this one from Barry.
Fuck, wasn't there... what was it?
I remember there was like a three-letter code, I remember what it was though.
RRR, BBC, let's check this paper.
Purnin' trading plan, pick up the girls some soccer.
I'm sure I'll figure that out.
Okay, we got a big hat.
What are these fucking pictures, what are they, what does it mean?
I doubt there's anything in it, I mean, okay.
This is the where the helicopter barges in wait
Shouldn't this wall be like broken
That's the other side, okay, making sure we're accurate here, huh
Huh?
Dinner?
Hang on.
Yeah, it is late.
da da da do, da
MAS, the
MAS, the
DAD, the
MAS, the
DA, the
I
Got a hurry it's getting late and I am a tired man
Time to speed things up
It's rusted and won't budge, okay, there's a ladder that I climbed up.
There's a library.
Let's check this place out.
Oh, the jack.
Mr. X. Yep.
Dude, I hear this thing, but where the fuck is it?
Hmm. Yeah, I think it is down. I just don't know if I give a fuck.
Okay, I was gonna jump across, but sure
Dude what am I blind fuck it
I know it's there.
Motherfucker was down a lot of bottom.
Jesus.
Okay.
Thing is, it doesn't even matter.
I just was autistic.
I had to get it.
I'll kill you.
Uh...
That just fucked me.
what? Wait, did y'all see that? What was that?
was tofu right from the red yeah oh dude I'm being fucked with the lower jaws
guy is missing. Is there someone that got their jaw ripped off? I don't remember. They wouldn't
put that in unless it's like maybe signifying a specific person.
is it the liquor?
of
the
death
of
the
What do you think it is?
The ruins.
The Raccoon City ruins.
What do you think it is?
The family. We need to understand.
Covert military units from every country on Earth come to Raccoon City for one purpose.
to find Alpes.
What is Alpes?
The power to upset the military balance of the world.
The last virus created by Spencer.
Designed to control human consciousness.
Mind control?
They couldn't let it be stolen.
Said they launched a missile strike to hide it.
It's a hide of virus. Why do something so extreme?
Extreme? Is it?
When the president tried to investigate, they had him assassinated.
And you are the key to retrieving Elvis.
Emily!
Anyway.
I'm not the girl you met.
So many attempts
So many failures
My god, what do you mean?
Copies crafted to duplicate you
All useless all scrapped
They each have their own sad story.
Warfinnage 1990, okay.
Oh my God, we need to do something.
My God, security didn't even answer me.
We are out of control.
Doctor, we can't contain them.
You can't get out of my way!
Hey, are you awake?
Where did everybody go?
Okay.
February 1990
Damn, I fucking launched that door open
What
Don't come any closer
Oh
That looks stupid
hide from the children okay what was that
It's clearly an under the bed angle
Okay
Okay.
Interesting.
I was going to say this is a reverse Epstein Island.
Interesting thoughts.
that's
he's not
Nope.
Unlucky.
I mean what should I be doing here hiding oh hide
of
the
death
of
the
Thank god they're fucking blind.
Thank the other girl.
I
Want the fuck
Hmm can I cause like a distraction or something maybe
But oh my I mean really
What if they see me like, is that fine?
What do I do?
I don't know.
And then, window?
I think they gave up.
Fuck.
Okay.
Ugh.
Okay, that door's closed.
I'm gonna look for, like, some type of distraction item, or, like, something I can throw...
Or maybe a gun.
That would also do the trick.
But I'm not gonna get, you know, too picky here.
Now can I play this stupid fucking xylophone?
Anything?
Oh, big scary crocodile.
Okay, there's nothing there.
Ah!
I'm not crazy right does anyone understand what to do
Wait what I can move was it bugged
Fuck you, Guzoo. I see you there. I'm trying to blend in.
Nice.
I'm pulling out.
Excellent massive key, huge.
I'm dead.
What am I doing?
I don't know where I am.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Stay down.
I did not notice that hiding spot way the fuck over here
What do I do? What do I do?
We hide here.
Okay.
Oh my god, they're all mentally ill.
Oh no.
Oh fuck, wait.
Oh
Stupid fucking bomb people
Ah shit
Ow. I mean they're gonna fall back down too.
Please just be a bad tree.
No. Not how that works.
What... what thing?
Where am I?
Okay.
Nice.
What the fuck?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Okay.
A fucking blood bowl.
We're gonna need a stool or something here
Oh chair.
You kidding me?
Oh shit.
I thought I was going to bring the ladder down, fuck.
That is a morgue.
This is not ideal.
Charlotte, age seven years, two months, female, discarded due to volatile symptoms.
all right it's locked from the other side hmm hmm okay I'm pulling out
Rugrats.
Okay, we got a fire poker.
I mean, it's not gonna be as simple as just leaving.
There's gonna be something going on here.
Oh, cutscene.
It's you better move.
Shit.
Oh, they're not moving.
You better slam that last shot.
I'm at show!
What's wrong with him?
What is this place?
Been here before.
blew this shit up
today was unavailable or unbelievable I somehow got invited to the renowned
Oswell Spencer's lab
I heard rumors about the place but to think arc has been underneath me this entire time
I was quick uh... or given a quick tour of the attached orphanage too the children are
really creep me out. They all have nasty surgical scars across their heads and if you meet their
gays they'll greet you with this unsettling giggle. Apparently they are used for human
experiments. The whole thing gives me goosebumps. To have built a place like this, Spencer
must have been more unhinged than any of us imagined. Sensational. The prospect of
being able to freely experiment on those kids sends shivers of anticipation throughout
my entire body. It is all so exciting. For now I'll start making the rounds
at the orphanage tonight it seems like the newbie always gets stuck with the boring jobs
hopefully I can wrap up the tedious as quickly so I can prepare for the real fun
alright
experimenting on children or fake children
Though the series 60 possesses recombinant DNA, increasing the volume of Spencer's injected
plasma did not result in successful memory transfer.
Mental abnormalities were developed, who will perform the next medical procedure in
progress to the final phase. However, after adjusting the viral load in the blood of series 70,
subject Chloe, improved signs of stability were observed. We will continue to monitor her progress.
I guess maybe I'm Chloe?
That's my real name? Or first name?
Are those babies?
See.
Okay.
Babies. Pokemon.
Really is what this is.
That's me.
Is that how I?
Oh.
I've got her.
Get over here, now.
She's showing symptoms, too.
She's showing symptoms, too.
We need to get rid of her.
What?
Is that how she went blind?
No, that is not.
You're thinking of an entirely different person.
You are beyond lost.
They weren't able to recreate Spencer's key, but now we have the original.
We have you.
You can unlock Elbis at Ark.
That's where we'll go.
So...
What?
I...
I...
I was made?
Correct.
She's...
Correct.
This is so really, really, was all my fault.
What was?
That mom was murdered and...
Oh God, I mean, she turned into that...
That thing.
What's done is done.
You need to focus on the future.
She even really my mother.
It's time to embrace your destiny.
Oh, oh, damn!
What the...
Mr. Kennedy. It's fucking Wesker!
I had a feeling you'd make an appearance.
Sorry, but I don't have time to spare.
Shut the fuck up!
Have fun.
Hurry.
Oh, hell!
Broken ribs. Final organs are de-ceasing.
I remember that too.
Sorry.
Wasn't there an open adjourn here?
Yes there was. Why?
I'm gonna just have to take it.
Escape here? Alright.
No! Fuck is okay!
I don't have time to deal with this.
I feel like he got faster.
I mean, something's about to fuck me here.
He's gonna come through the wall!
Netspray.
I have time to deal with this.
Damn, I saw that superman punch.
Oh, there's nothing in this room.
Oh, hold on.
Absolutely nothing.
Okay.
So, do I duck or do I just run the fuck away?
Goddamn. Jesus Christ.
Okay, little loopy man. That's what this room's for.
Damn, this guy walks with purpose!
Oh, he's fast as fuck.
Everything all right, Leon?
Yeah, I'm good.
So why'd you ask about the Orphanage?
They're taking Grace to Ark.
The orphanage is the entrance.
What is Ark?
Not sure.
But apparently it's someplace important.
His shift ended. He's checked out.
the
of the gunshot
You're supposed to know something, how did this happen?
I'm so sorry.
I
Never again
All right
Ooh, wait. Med injector and 60 machine gun shots? And a save?
I mean...
What kind of upgrades we got? Do I even care about upgrading the hatchet at this point?
I feel like I'm not even using it.
It's because of goddamn durability, fuck it.
You miss an alley prior to here, miss a legendary shotgun.
Did I?
You're right, I actually did.
Is it even better than mine though?
I mean, it's unupgraded, so it's bad right now.
Oh, shotgun shells as well, goodness.
More power, less of everything else.
I mean, it's less power.
Fuck it.
Is he gonna throw that at me?
Oh, okay.
Shut the fuck up.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
I couldn't save them. I could stop bastards like you.
Oh, how to parry, okay.
Really?
I mean, is it just a health?
I
Got to go chest
I mean that animation was pretty cool.
I mean, that animation was cooked.
I thought I carried that. I didn't.
I pressed E.
Wrong button.
You son of a bitch!
Come on, Liam, you can take it.
Oh
He's dead
I'll stop you as many times as I have to
Excellent big rifle ammo
Med Injector. I mean, let's check the map. Surely I missed some stuff. I didn't.
So the missile didn't kill him, but bullets did. Now, I expect a full page essay. Google
document of you explaining why the physics don't make sense in every part of Resident
Evil Requiem. There's a lot. If you're gonna pick that apart, there's more. So, full page
Times New Roman on my desk tomorrow morning.
I'm at the orphanage, sherry, there's not much left of it, heading underground to look for
grace.
Understood.
Or not, double space, I don't know what I said.
Double space is what you use when you, like, want to cheat.
It's like a three-page essay, you just make it double-spaced.
I'm hoping the teacher doesn't notice what they always do, but you think you're smart, because you're five.
What do I do? Hold on.
Is that just a straight up dead end?
No.
Alright, we're zooming.
Zombies are down here, thousand percent.
Okay.
We're not?
the fuck up all right to the physics line up here just curious they do okay
Let's move.
Oh, what the fuck?
What is in a fucking plan?
What is it, a fucking plant?
I guess it's messed up
I keep getting baited by the fucking glass on the floor.
The light's hitting it and it's looking like it's shiny or whatever.
I'll have something behind.
He just keeps going.
What the...flying?
Okay.
Finally reached the bottom, there's one very deep hole.
Ow, ow, ow, what?
I can't aim any higher, this is high up as I can go.
There we go.
I don't know how much health these little plant heads are going to have.
I
Jesus.
I loop up around here.
I think there's that one chest.
Oh, man.
Goddamn!
I'm gonna start shotgunning these things.
I guess some machine gun is just not cutting it.
So how do you even dodge this?
I guess I need to parry it, but that is fast.
five
five
five
five
Okay.
It moved.
I don't know what's going on!
Okay, I didn't know I could go with face.
Fuck!
Stop it, you nights. Time to burn you up in the woods.
excellent
i defeated the plant
i'm completely tapped out of shotgun ammo
Okay, that's it
That's a pretty satisfying door.
I'm sure I found some kind of massive facility.
What do you think it is?
I'm seeing supplies with the logos of the usual suspects.
Well, whatever it is, clearly wasn't meant to be found.
Yeah, you tell me.
Alright.
Goodness gracious.
me
Is this a bomb testing it
Sometimes it's smoke bomb.
Shut the fuck up!
Okay.
Have me worried there for a second.
We've got the liquors here.
Yep.
Exposed brains.
Somehow don't take any damn.
We're going to repair the body armor for sure, I mean, upgrades, I think my hatchet is kind
of maxed out.
Oh, definitely want the durability.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Awful not having that.
1K gold left.
Firm facility operation status, auto processing green, network systems, or network system
all areas are online. Environmental control systems green. Disposal green. Security level
two. Guards on patrol. There's guards. Lab unit one checking. Lab unit two normal. Now
operating at 82 percent. System access must be performed manually from the restricted
area. Oh let me save the game. Oh yeah there's a medic in here.
Can he deaths?
No.
This is deathless so far.
of
death
of
It's moving on.
Where is that?
Look at that.
All right, well, there's the guards, maybe.
Do you think I wait or?
That was it.
I mean again, I've been saving these grenades. For God knows I got four left. They're double
nades. They're omega nades.
of
the
death
of
death
of
death
of
I know he's there.
Will I get shot at while I climb?
No
Hey, maybe he is dead what the fuck all right
Oh
This guy clue this
Oh, he's good.
of
Oh shiznit.
That didn't work.
What am I doing?
Huh.
Oh fuck.
The fucking tank is just walking at me, man.
That's crazy.
What do I do about this?
Oh fuck me.
Oh fuck me!
I don't want to use my grenade- oh fuck me man, really?
Alright.
I don't even need the headshot, I'm gonna just die.
Oh
Oh
I have so much pistol ammo, I need to start using it.
using this. I've got almost a hundred shots.
Fuck.
Yeah?
Let's go up here.
Okay, can't go that way.
Side room?
Okay, umbrella corporation Cerberus has been further enhanced and enlarged, resulting in
increased combat capabilities.
It can track and pursue targets at speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour.
Price is $14 million.
It's a liquor.
Okay.
Originally, an infection anomaly, rigorous experimentation revealed the key to activating
the mutation, paving the way for commercialization.
That boasts enhanced climbing capabilities and possesses sharp claws and a pointed tongue.
The plant cost $100 million.
Prototype bio-weapon developed by a viral plant infection found in Arc-Lay Mountains in Raccoon
City.
Interesting.
What about these?
Okay, the tyrant sells for $120 million.
Bio-weapon with exceptional combat capabilities.
Nemesis. The price is negotiable.
Interesting.
Not a bad price in this economy.
Who's this?
What the fuck?
Why is this guy beating my ass?
Is that a hook?
It's the Reaper!
Oh shit, what?
What the hell?
You're such a big fan
I'm not a autograph
I heard you are a smartass
Fuck early
Fuck I'm early
That spin move man
Not bad for someone at death's place.
What do you call me?
I'll sweep.
Yeah, okay.
Fuck, that spin gets me.
Dude, I'm actually getting cut.
Dude, I'm actually getting cut.
I
Doesn't even matter
I'm gonna kill you!
Oh, what?
Sneaky bastard.
What what what the fuck
Okay try that again
This is it. I'm going to kill all of you.
He chose not to use his gun there, okay?
I'm bad.
I'm not bad.
I'm not bad.
I'm not bad.
I'm not bad.
I'm bad. That gets me.
We're using guns
Oh!
Would I kill him?
Hunk dies?
There's no way he dies.
I guess he's just a commander.
We don't know if that's Hunkster.
there's no way he does yes he's just a commander we don't know if that's
on
all right leave the room and come back he's alive okay
I guess it's also not confirmed it's him, but it did sound like him, you know?
Whatever.
Farther?
Okay, going farther?
All the way up.
Ah, let's go back.
He's still there.
Now you can go back, alright.
Let's go see if he's gone now, I'm curious, oh!
Am I stupid?
How the fuck- Oh, right.
It's late.
You're right.
He despawns.
Interesting.
It's making sure that door still works.
This is where we are. The world is under threat.
The technology to control another's will already exists, but it's not efficient at infecting others.
I believe Spencer solved that... with Elbis.
The connections sealed Raccoon City to save it for themselves, and it's been waiting here... ever since.
This is as far as we could get. If the wrong password is entered, the Ark will be destroyed
and Elpis will be lost forever. So tell me, Grace, what's the password?
I don't know of course you do you don't bear us yourself mr. Kennedy you can't beat me
Are we fancy
Oh
John
You still need me, right?
That looks important. Come on!
Oh
Okay
Are you okay?
Where does this take us?
Your guess is good as mine.
Time to get off.
Come on.
What now?
Leon.
Leon!
Okay, time to play his grace.
Probably.
Where do I just sit here and wait?
That's crazy.
Oh my god, his entire face is covered.
Are you okay?
How long is that?
I don't know.
Why?
So smart.
Those marks.
It's T virus.
It's stage 3 infection.
If you're so sick, why would you come here?
This place.
That current city was where it all began for me.
Okay, here we go.
What all happened to you? I couldn't...
I couldn't make a difference.
We're monologuing.
So why are you here now?
No, we can't stop him now.
He said something about you and that password.
What was he talking about?
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
Come here.
Come here.
I'm going back.
I'm going to destroy all of this.
I'm coming with you.
No, you're not.
I don't want any more regrets.
Whatever it takes, tell me in.
If anything happens to me, you promise you'll learn this.
I promise.
Okay.
Oh, hell, what am I a bitch now?
Okay, I'm actually back-seating at this point.
He's the driver.
Or maybe not.
He's weak as fuck.
I
Look there's a door over there cranes blocking it though
All right
He's gonna boost me up all right
I can check it out for us. You think you can give me a boost if you're about to find out
There you go grace
Watch out for yourself up there, yeah
All right, oh my god my little fucking pipsqueak pistol I forgot about it. I
Don't have the goddamn revolver anymore. No shotgun. No submachine gun. No sniper rifle
What am I, I got a little makeshift knife?
What am I doing here?
A stakeout charm?
Oh my god, Blood Collector, forgot about this character altogether.
Yep.
Oh, there's Leon right there. Look at that. Need a key. Of course. Well, there's the
key I think so I need to get the key or I need to get a screwdriver to get the
key to get to that thing to move the crane to get to the door screwdriver or
something
hold on okay I might be able to make a molly that could be huge for me
What do I have in my chest?
The ID wristband level 3?
Did I miss a door or something?
I had to have 5 scrap.
The scrap does not stack, so let's put that away.
Let's take that charm, got a med-injector.
Fuck, I'm trying to put some of these away.
I
Store three of those kids
Okay critical orange
Oh, fuck.
It's over.
Oh, maybe I can make those mollies.
What do I need?
I need a bottle and...
Is it just scrap?
I need blood.
Oh, fuck me.
Okay, big bottle farm.
Yeah, be careful of glass on the floor, yep, look at that.
Okay.
So we're gonna have to get that code.
But where do I get the code from?
And then I just looped.
Okay.
Can I stand up?
No, no, if I can.
That's locked.
I'm a fucker is alive weird what the fuck how do I open that
Oh, but this thing can see can't it so how am I going to deal with this bottle that said
Highly effective against enemies with exposed tissue.
Okay.
Okay, well, I'm gonna have to figure this out.
Let's throw an empty bottle here
Really
You didn't care oh
GG, it's so cooked, it's so cooked.
They gave me acid.
I know, but I want to use it on these guys, hold on, hold on.
Get down from there, you freak!
Okay, it's GG.
Where's my bottle of acid?
It works.
What a waste.
Yeah, imagine if I could have grouped him up and then taken out two with one.
Rubin Ideal.
Yikes.
No more bottles of acid in here.
Okay, now he's gonna get back.
Oh, fine.
Key reader. Hold on, what?
Is that what this opens?
No, it's definitely not that.
Actually, fucking maybe it is. Am I great?
I gotta check.
Yeah, okay, no.
Still gotta find that screwdriver.
I mean, maybe not. Maybe this is all I need. I don't know.
Key reader.
I missed out on eight handgun ammo. There's the safe.
But I do not know the safe keys, so GG's there.
Yeah.
I should save.
Whatever.
Bang.
Oh, it works.
Okay.
I
Big
Hmm
Okay
Fuck, I cut her off. What do I do now?
There's no way I go back that way.
Oh, hello.
of
I don't know what to do with it.
Med Injector, Molotov, yes, Molotov, yes.
the fuck goes in here find a way to open the door
where is storage okay checking database access request the following data was
found minutes of the 51st Assembly meeting as transcribed by AI Control Center.
We heard the key.
Grace Ashcroft has been found.
It's been 28 years since we occupied Ark.
Are you sure she's the one?
Z says without a doubt there's no need to worry.
More importantly, don't you think your withdrawal from the treaty is too blatant?
It's a bluff.
The United States is and always will be at the center of the world.
BSAA are fully under our control as well.
Are there any changes in product supply?
ARX factory automation is constantly evolving.
I believe that's enough for today.
We can discuss further while we review products.
Okay.
No.
You can now craft a bottle of acid.
Excellent.
shit I shouldn't have made those mall tops fuck oh man I'm an idiot
Sounds like it's really crowded in there.
supply's code ten okay well as long as we write that down oh
That's crazy.
It's not good.
I framed it with fire.
That didn't feel very good.
I
Okay. I don't know how much health they have with bullets.
Probably immune, right?
I'm so fucked.
How am I going to do this?
Oh, okay.
got
Okay, we got another scrap
I really need to save up so I can make some a bottle of acid that's that's it
So maybe I just combine these and then grab scrap and see the paper
I don't know if that's loot or not, I'm going to go this way.
What kind of pathing are we doing here?
Okay, can you see me through this?
He does.
That's okay though.
We're okay.
We're okay.
We're okay.
Oh, that's that stupid orb.
Okay, hang on.
Leave this, close inventory.
Let's go back to crafting, med-injector.
No, makeshift ammo, scrap, makeshift knife.
I'm making another goddamn knife.
It happens. This is it. I did it.
Screw it.
Is that a game save?
I don't think I sit here going for it
Jesus fuck it
What does that do?
All of them open.
Take a look. Oh, is there?
Take mine.
Come on!
They're not allowed in here Wait, that's just one of them?
Wait what?
Okay, maybe that's safe
Okay, hold on we got left 50 50 60 80
Or double bottle though I can work with that
Okay, there's blood there, pretty good amount of blood too.
Key reader, oh that's right, I guess I go there with the key reader, do I still have
it in my inventory?
I do.
It opens both of those doors.
Okay, I get it.
I need to get this blood really quick so I can make another acid bottle.
Actually, no, fuck that. I'm gonna go in that direction.
Missing that last bag expansion. I missed it. I don't know where it was
It's probably in like
Actually, it's probably back here in like some of those openable boot like rooms. I bet it is
There's a safe here.
Did you tell matter?
10, 90, 20.
I
Never minus one bullet. Oh really?
This is blood this is blood
minus one bullet blood please I can't suck it up of course I can't
Nice, I freed up an inventory with that key.
Oh, instant orb, that's it.
Before I loot it, I should loot the room.
of
of
death
of
I think it's a pretty good value.
Let me go grab one more thing.
Now I can grab those eight bullets.
Nice.
So what do I have?
Two bottles of acid, one molotov, four heals.
I can actually just tank everything.
50 bullets.
Most importantly, three knives.
That's a lot of knives.
Uh...
Yeah, let's change one of those to scrap.
I only need two for sure.
Now you know I mean I got the orb
Also one more thing I think I have a transfusion bag in my bank. I should just use it. It's so low on blood
I don't, but I do have three more heals I mean.
5 scrap. Loot the crates. Go back to the liquor place. Oh. I mean am I not at the like damn
Here end of the game do I give a fuck I mean at this point
That's me
This is some Matrix type shit.
The thing at the beginning of the game, the tape that you have still not watched.
I mean, about time.
All the mean potential with this is so high.
Shutting yourself away in a dark room like this is quite the change for you after the
life you've led.
The life takes unexpected turns, don't you think?
Looking back, do you feel that the choices you've made have contributed to your present
circumstances?
Of course. What you sow, you reap. Isn't that the natural order?
So, tell me, Lord Spencer, what would you like the world to know?
The truth.
But a short break before we begin this Ashcroft,
I'm not a young man.
I'm not the energy I once did.
Where would mom hide this?
Okay, back in base.
You all right, Leon?
And now, Grace cleared the way for me.
That's not what I'm talking about.
Your body can't take much more.
I'm gonna settle this. You just send us a chopper for immediate evacuation
All right
All right back to business
Inventory check we're looking at
91 pistol shots
16 shotgun 16 rifle
250 fucking submachine gun and 10 omega blasts and three nukes.
I've been saving up.
Leon is reaching his limit sudden bouts of coughing and blurred vision will cause him to falter
He can only wait okay
Oh shit you've gotta be kidding me
Hold on
Nice plus one grenade how many
Fuck any one more grenade
save room right room this room ah somebody memorized the whole map and
went in twitch chat screaming at people but I appreciate it you're right
I
Security threat detected elevator shut down in effect override key authorization required
Okay
What's my HP at right now?
Well, I'm fine, I guess.
If I see a liquor, I'm literally just gonna hold Mega Blast.
Wait, it's this room!
I didn't loot this room!
This must be the room.
I'll take those if you fuck as much as I can.
of
death
of
death
of
I have been shitting so much.
I'm sorry.
Fuck
another button
So that lowered some shit here.
Okay, I guess I go this way then.
hand grenade? Combine them. Bang.
Alright. Control panel, surely.
Oh, shit.
That was a lot of liquors in here.
Didn't realize.
Be careful on the warning, talk to the police, I'll take you to the police station.
Oh, of all times.
Uh, yeah.
Let's get this over with.
Hmm mixed herb yep
Okay, we're good
Upgrade your weapons in the room. They're pretty much cast off man. I
Don't give a fuck
Like Leon's kind of done
the
old
Oh
So do I just died
I got a peek, give me a second.
Okay.
It's yellow in here. Left or right?
Well, left is the elevator.
Oh, I know it. Yeah.
That's red.
She's literally just watching YouTube shorts while Leon is dying.
It's crazy.
Humans cannot predict when death will come for them, this is why they have hope.
I was wrong, and I am plagued by guilt.
Happiness cannot be achieved at the expense of others.
I think that's enough for today.
Why did you accept my request for an interview?
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Who is that?
Is that one of your subjects?
Of course not.
She was alone in the world.
I took her in to make amends.
Is she perfectly normal?
Just an average child
needing a home.
She is my hope.
Aren't you beautiful?
Who would you like to hold her?
Oh, um...
Okay.
What's her name?
Grace.
Grace.
Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?
And I've said my piece.
I only hope it serves as a requiem for the...
Dan, son of a...
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I am for the rest of the past.
I
Okay
Shit I got to read minutes the first image
The leakage of the T virus is causing epidemic and epidemic. If things continue like this, all eyes will be focused on records.
They're starting to worry about ARC has been secured. We are lacking presidential authorization. The organization is involved.
There's no need for usual procedures. The blame will fall solely on Spencer. Understood. With this umbrella will be dismantled and we'll seize their assets.
assets.
Huh.
Interesting.
What?
Massive chair.
I guess he liked wood for his office. All right good for you bro
Any other
Things to press F on nay onward
I mean, you've done funny, Grace.
It's fine.
It's me. It's Grace.
Oh, please wake up.
Come on. Wake up, wake up.
Hey. Hey.
Hey, here.
I'll just rest in my eyes.
You're okay.
Oh, let me help you.
Let me help you.
Let's do this.
Okay.
I don't know the password.
Password?
It's okay.
There's no left of light open for us.
Any wrong code will do.
It'll destroy all of us.
Let's try it.
At least whatever it takes.
I can buy you some time.
No.
No, no, I don't want to.
I have an idea.
Can we just type in the wrong password?
What?
I'll choose you.
I'll choose you.
Let's type in cats and dogs.
Oh, it's 123.
Shit.
Roy Elpis or release Elpis? I mean...
I obviously am going to look up the other ending, but I kind of want to save Leon.
Not ideal for him to die.
But will he even save Leon? I don't think he will.
And I want to see what the right password is. Is it Hope?
Hope is the right one?
Or Requiem?
At least I'm not timed.
Let's release Albus.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
I'm with you. I'm with you.
She is my hope.
The blind hope.
Okay.
Yeah, passwords hope.
Hmm.
Yeah, you're all typing lol, you're stressing me out.
Hey, fuck it, we bald.
This is it.
alive I just realized he was walking up I guess yeah that's kind of obvious he'd be
still alive what are you doing grace Spencer regretted what she did
you promised yes but I would let him live
Mr. Kennedy, I give you the honor of experiencing my power first-hand.
I'm not sure, Albus, what do you think of this?
There's nothing special about me. I was never any key.
Spencer wanted to make a man key.
But you've released, Albus.
What is it?
Tell me!
Leon!
No way!
My powers!
Oh, this is Spencer's atonement.
It's an antiviral.
Well, his arm's gone.
Amazing.
I am humbled.
Why, my master's genius.
Your research was wrong.
Elpis wasn't a weapon. There was never a key.
Spencer's paper was obviously incomplete.
There was no connection between Grace and Emily.
Do you know how much time and money I wasted on this?
Don't you see, the genius?
With Elpis, all virus-based weapons are useless.
The world order will be thrown into chaos.
We want it, a weapon.
He said Spencer gave us an axe.
I will carry his torch and bring his vision to life.
You?
You and Spencer were a mean swan and...
Yet he outwitted you all.
Spencer defied us and paid the price with his life.
He was nothing you are nothing but an imitation
It's over Victor
The connections is done with you
What the fuck no ignorance
Staggering
Oh
Now
Let it all come down
All of it
Thanks for that man.
Oh no.
To the coast!
Grab something!
Grab something!
Jeez!
Wait, no fall damage from that?
He's physics, man. Goodness.
Christ!
I don't think anyone was last killed.
Spencer's vision is for me, and I will see that it is brought to fruition.
But no one will ever find that vision.
That's true!
Sacrifices must be made!
In the grand scheme.
I'm lasing!
Not for me.
I swore that I would protect those thoughts.
I tried to carry that, it didn't work.
Oh!
FOOL!
My master will teach you a thing!
Excellent. Hold on. Reorganize.
Right in the middle.
Register shortcut.
TOLONG!
Safety check together.
You are again wrong and wrong.
I
Okay, hold on
You know I
Will not
Today?
I had so much ammo left.
Let's go, I worked hard to have all this fuckin' ammo, but I think, let me use it!
You're gonna hear me.
Numbersies.
You're so damn enumous.
Diablo? Oh my god.
Ah.
Hmm.
scott
scott
scott
scott
That's easy enough.
Hold on, what the fuck?
Oh
Oh, here we go, here we go.
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Damn!
Let's do it.
I'm gonna get back up.
Damn!
Even has a little fucking spinning twist
I
Right right
Sure sure you come in sure
Grab some cure bro, please grab like two or three vials go save Sherry
Chris.
Man, maybe his blood is in here.
True.
We need to get you out of here.
Come on.
Let's get you out of here.
It makes it way easier to trap one vial.
One vial.
Just one.
I guess maybe he's looking for it?
I guess this is the time.
I guess this is it then.
Oh Chris Redfield, Charlie.
Leon S. Kennedy?
Benz was asking.
Alpha, can you read me, sir?
Yeah, let me see. I got it.
Yes, sir.
Mr. Kennedy.
I have a message from Captain Redfield.
Oh!
Captain Redfield? Okay, so it wasn't him, but it was like, you know, kind of him.
I'm sure he did.
Don't be damned.
I can't believe that Antiviral actually worked.
Feel better than I have in ages.
Thank God.
Isn't she fucked up, too?
I'm glad you're okay.
You got a dose with your name on it.
We'll get back in action in no time
Thank you, Leon
Would have been a lot smoother if Chris and Ben so late to the party
Where is Chris anyway?
No idea
I'm sure I'll run into him at some point
They'll call you back
It's over, then.
Yeah.
Well, this really was our last hope.
Well, it's prayer, umbrella hasn't left us any more nasty surprises.
I wish we could have saved Emily.
Grace, I haven't hit any of her vitals.
She could still be alive.
What are you saying maybe we can save her I mean
The government has confirmed the existence of an actively-trained bio-weapons lab located
here in the ruins of Raccoon City.
The origin point for the worldwide spread of bio-organic weapons.
This illegal facility appears to have been in operation for decades.
Sources say that the extension of the lockdown and the recent series of mysterious deaths
may be related to tragic events in Raccoon City 28 years ago.
seized in Raccoon City has led the Justice Department to reopen its investigation into
Oswell Spencer and the Long Defund Umbrella Corporation.
Some believe the government deliberately drove Umbrella into bankruptcy.
The late Alyssa Ashcroft is credited with cracking the Oswell Spencer story.
Conspiracy theorists are already claiming that she was killed in a cover-up and that
The organization responsible is secretly controlling our government.
Tonight, in a speech from the Oval Office, the president is expected to reject allegations
of any government involvement since the Raccoon City incident.
Wow.
Young girl rescued from- what the fuck?
You know how like fat people get stretch marks when they lose weight?
So like when you're turned into this giant blob and then you like revert back
The fuck's about to happen, right?
I
Guess you get the stretch marks when you gain weight, but you know what I mean, right? You get like the flappy skin
Whatever
Is there more
I
Have to listen to this whole song I gotta go to bed. It's so late
You can skip this okay, oh there we go. Thank God
And Sherry's okay?
Oh, good, I'm so glad.
And Lee, yeah, she's doing great.
Of course she's doing great, that's fine, whatever.
I'm actually teaching her how to read.
Grace!
Grace!
Wait, maybe she got her vision back.
But yeah, look at her eyes. She got her vision back. That's why she's learning how to read. That makes sense.
Alright, GGs, man.
That was fun.
Oh, God fucking damn.
The remaining PSAA forces have been neutralized, retrieving the objective before they send
in the wolves.
But what was the objective, huh?
The wolves is Chris's personal squad.
Oh, the more you know.
Sick ass game, man.
I'll give it an 8 out of 10.
Yeah, I don't think Resident Evil has released anything in the past ten years.
That's been like a miss, right?
No other games are doing that, so I loved it.
It's good, solid.
I'll play the next one and the next one.
I'll keep playing them.
Let me see. Resident Evil, Requiem, both endings.
Misspelled the fuck out of that.
Bad ending, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
The bad ending?
Good ending, final bot.
chose the good ending to save Leon? Really? I thought I was... I thought I was taking
the bad ending I really did. Okay, hold on. Let me... this is gonna hurt, but let's see.
Destruction.
What did you do?
Who would have had to?
Come on!
Hey! Get out of here!
Come on, you're behind me!
What are you doing? Come on!
Leon!
Wait, do you get an entirely different boss fight if you do this?
Maybe not.
Nero!
At least... I can save you.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
damn damn damn I didn't think they'd fucking execute
like one of the main Resident Evil characters and it just keeps going that's
crazy I mean truthfully I thought at the end of the day it was gonna end up the
same right like if you type in the wrong password some I don't know whatever
you know it all got destroyed regardless right
So wait, what is the boss fight if you do the bad ending?
You just skip it?
No boss fight. Holy shit.
Am I crazy to think that most people would actually think the right thing to do
is to sack Leon, though, because he was like begging for it.
And it's like,
like a lot of people would genuinely think that's the right thing to do.
And like, of course, the game is going to save Leon.
Like something's going to happen. You're just right.
That's crazy.
Like Leon literally, I don't know. Hell no, I mean, regardless. Crazy. Complete opposite
endings. What a good game. That was fun. Guys, it's late. I need to go to bed. I love the
game. It was cool. That's my opinion. Recommended if you like Resident Evil, especially cool
beans. Fun gameplay. Love the horror aspect. I like how they decided to kind of hybrid
this one i like the hybrid it was more actually than anything
you know the very beginning of the game was super or and those schools park
whatever jesus you guys tomorrow actually no
i will not be live tomorrow i did a fifteen hour stream today so you can
kick rocks
i will be live on monday
so jesus